2 - Curse You, Fake Game Creation Club
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[00:36] ---
"Student Guidance Room"
[00:37] ---
No! Like I said, you've got it all wrong!
[00:39] ---
That was an honorable battle!
[00:41] ---
Please believe us!
[00:42] ---
We'd never do somethin' lame like peep!
[00:44] ---
You heard him! Do we look
like perverts to you?
[00:46] ---
Vice Principal!
[00:47] ---
Mr. Vice Principal!
[00:50] ---
But you went in, didn't you?
[00:52] ---
Right into the girls' locker room?
[00:55] ---
Yes, we went in...
[01:02] ---
Perverts...
[01:06] ---
Am not!
[01:10] ---
It was just a dream...?
[01:12] ---
But it's true that I got suspended...
[01:17] ---
"Teachers' Room"
[01:17] ---
I thought they were finally going down!
[01:20] ---
Why isn't that club getting
shut down, ma'am?!
[01:24] ---
We got a new member.
[01:26] ---
We have enough members now,
[01:28] ---
so for the time being, the Game
Creation Club will remain--Oh...
[01:32] ---
Give that back, Takao!
[01:35] ---
Kenji Kazama!
[01:45] ---
love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?
[01:48] ---
love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[01:52] ---
Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[01:55] ---
You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten
[01:58] ---
I never know why
[02:02] ---
Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way
[02:05] ---
Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash
[02:08] ---
You never know why; Isn't that right?
[02:13] ---
We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[02:21] ---
We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics
[02:23] ---
Let's tackle making some games!
[02:28] ---
It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[02:35] ---
If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[02:42] ---
It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,
[02:45] ---
which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[02:48] ---
Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[02:53] ---
Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,
[02:57] ---
I'm very much about to get a...
[03:00] ---
Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright
[03:10] ---
Congratulations on the Game Creation
Club's immediate survival!
[03:14] ---
Yay!
[03:16] ---
Man, I'm glad we didn't lose our club.
[03:18] ---
We're only here because
Roka-senpai brought that guy.
[03:22] ---
Uh, what was his name?
[03:25] ---
Mr. Foot Fetish.
[03:26] ---
Mr. Foot Fetish.
[03:27] ---
Foot Fetish-senpai!
[03:30] ---
How long does Kazama-san's suspension last?
[03:33] ---
Beats me! Until sometime next week?
[03:37] ---
He'll be back tomorrow.
[03:38] ---
Eh?! That was short!
[03:39] ---
But he peeped!
[03:40] ---
I have a hard time getting any
sleep with that loudmouth around...
[03:43] ---
Ma'am, you're always asleep!
[03:47] ---
But do you think he'll actually show up?
[03:50] ---
Isn't he a delinquent from that one party?
[03:53] ---
He doesn't look like the club type, you know?
[03:57] ---
Well, as long as we've
got his name on paper,
[03:59] ---
our club is in the clear.
[04:00] ---
I don't care if he ever comes.
[04:02] ---
He'll come.
[04:04] ---
I'm sure he'll come.
[04:08] ---
"Curse You, Fake Game Creation Club!!"
[04:13] ---
Are you all alone, too?
[04:16] ---
"Suspension." Sounds frigging
awesome, doesn't it?
[04:20] ---
If only it weren't over something so lame...
[04:31] ---
Who the hell are you?!
[04:32] ---
He noticed us! What's the plan?
[04:35] ---
I didn't make one!
[04:36] ---
But you made those costumes in advance!
[04:39] ---
A-Anyway, don't let him escape!
[04:41] ---
Right!
[04:45] ---
None of this makes a lick of
sense, but gimme your best shot!
[04:50] ---
Now you'll never be able to escape!
[04:54] ---
So what now, President? What should we do?
[04:57] ---
Uh, just a sec. I'm working
on it right this second!
[05:00] ---
Ugh, crap! I'm starting to feel nauseated.
[05:02] ---
President!
[05:06] ---
I feel sick!
[05:08] ---
Want me to rub your back?
[05:09] ---
Don't! That'll only make her barf more.
[05:12] ---
I still haven't barfed!
[05:14] ---
Who are you guys, anyway?
[05:16] ---
We're... We're...!
[05:21] ---
President, hang in there!
[05:22] ---
Bastards, are you makin' fun of me?!
[05:26] ---
You've got two choices: Reveal
yourselves or get a butt kicking!
[05:30] ---
W-We're...
[05:35] ---
We're the Game Creation Club!
[05:37] ---
The Game... Creation Club?
[05:42] ---
The one I just joined?
[05:45] ---
Don't lump us together with that fake club!
[05:47] ---
What?! It's a fake club?
[05:48] ---
Right! They're the fake Game Creation Club.
[05:51] ---
We're the real Game Creation Club!
[05:53] ---
Eh?! Then what the heck did I just join?!
[05:58] ---
No wonder that club seemed
so freakishly sketchy!
[06:00] ---
Gosh darn it!
[06:02] ---
Sakuragaoka, is he crying?
[06:05] ---
He's crying, all right.
[06:06] ---
President Takao, this is your chance!
[06:09] ---
You're right, Inada!
[06:10] ---
Please tell him, President Takao!
[06:13] ---
Kenji Kazama, drop the fake
club right this second!
[06:16] ---
What?!
[06:17] ---
If you do, the fake club will get
shut down due to its lack of members!
[06:20] ---
Shut down?
[06:22] ---
That's why she was trying so hard...
[06:24] ---
Why do you wanna destroy our club?
[06:25] ---
Does it matter?
[06:27] ---
For one thing, the fake club
was supposed to get shut down!
[06:29] ---
You're the one who had to butt in and join!
[06:32] ---
It's not like I joined because I wanted to...
[06:33] ---
Then drop the club!
[06:34] ---
Why do I have to listen to you?!
[06:37] ---
Sheesh! I've had enough of your crap.
[06:48] ---
Hey!
[06:50] ---
You punks!
[06:52] ---
Y-You wouldn't raise your hand
against a girl, would you?
[06:56] ---
I believe in you. I-I believe
you'll do the right thing...
[06:59] ---
I don't care if she believes in me!
[07:02] ---
But I can't punch a chick. Tch!
[07:05] ---
I--Er, may I help you?
[07:09] ---
Nah, but... are you really... a chick?
[07:13] ---
You're so silly! Of course I'm a girl.
[07:15] ---
Crap!
[07:17] ---
At first glance, Sakuragaoka-kun
may look like a beautiful girl,
[07:20] ---
but he's actually just a beautiful boy!
[07:21] ---
No, "just" doesn't belong in that sentence.
[07:24] ---
That's what makes him hot! That's his appeal!
[07:26] ---
But if his true identity as a beautiful
boy--er, teen--came to light,
[07:29] ---
this thug would bulldoze right through him!
[07:32] ---
"Their formation is full of holes"
[07:34] ---
I can see you're not
convinced, in which case...
[07:38] ---
Do you still think I'm a
guy after seeing this?!
[07:41] ---
What?! He was wearing a girl's
school uniform under his robe?!
[07:46] ---
Sakuragaoka-kun, would
you mind putting this on?
[07:49] ---
Ugh! Please stop asking me, Inada-san.
[07:52] ---
I hate that crap more than anything.
[07:54] ---
Sakuragaoka-kun was so quick
to reveal himself in a dress!
[07:58] ---
And not for me, but for this
hick fresh from the country!
[08:03] ---
It's unforgivable! But thank you!
[08:07] ---
Yeah, you're definitely a chick. Sorry.
[08:13] ---
I still haven't done anything, but
they're dropping like flies...
[08:16] ---
What's going on here?
[08:18] ---
What is going on here?
[08:20] ---
Yikes! You're not supposed to say that!
[08:24] ---
I'm going home for real now!
[08:26] ---
There was one left!
[08:28] ---
Going by your build, you've gotta be a dude!
[08:31] ---
We're in deep doo-doo again!
[08:33] ---
Underneath his disguise,
[08:33] ---
"Underneath"
[08:35] ---
Yamada may look like a buff
brute at first glance,
[08:37] ---
but he's actually just a timid pacifist!
[08:39] ---
Yet his face is intimidating!
[08:41] ---
There is no way he could pass for a girl!
[08:43] ---
"Their formation is truly full of holes"
[08:46] ---
I-I...
[08:49] ---
...am a woman!
[08:51] ---
Yamada tried his hardest!
[08:52] ---
Like I'd buy that!
[08:54] ---
Yamada!
[08:58] ---
Later!
[08:59] ---
How dare you do this to my club!
[09:02] ---
Now that it has come to this,
I'm going to avenge everyone!
[09:05] ---
No, I really think you should
give up on this vengeance thing.
[09:07] ---
President, you should give up on that...
[09:10] ---
See? Even one of your own
is telling you to give up.
[09:13] ---
True to my looks,
[09:14] ---
my strength, skill, and speed stats are low.
[09:20] ---
But I've got knowledge!
[09:23] ---
How about I exercise my
power over State power?!
[09:26] ---
But that power doesn't belong to you!
[09:28] ---
My lies versus your version of the truth...
[09:32] ---
I wonder which they're
more likely to believe.
[09:35] ---
Well, Mr. Suspended?
[09:36] ---
Hey, th-that's cheating!
[09:38] ---
Between a delinquent and the busty president,
[09:41] ---
it's obvious that they'd believe
the president first and foremost.
[09:44] ---
Huh?
[09:45] ---
What a pity!
[09:47] ---
If you had a boobs fetish
instead of a foot fetish,
[09:49] ---
the president could have defeated
you with her seductive charms!
[09:53] ---
Huh?!
[09:53] ---
Stop right there! Why the hell do
you think I have a foot fetish?!
[09:57] ---
Isn't that what Ms. Ohsawa told us?
[09:59] ---
Uh, yeah...
[10:01] ---
If I had to describe him in a word
or two, I guess "foot fetish" works.
[10:04] ---
Got it!
[10:05] ---
Damn that teacher!
[10:07] ---
A foot fetish... Whoa!
[10:09] ---
Do thighs turn you on? How about ankles?
[10:12] ---
Do you wanna get stuffed up or
bound in some black stockings?
[10:16] ---
Hell no! Between feet and
boobs, I'll take boobs!
[10:19] ---
Why on earth did I just
confess that like an idiot?
[10:23] ---
In other words... you'd like to do
"that" to the president's chest?
[10:27] ---
Wha--?! What does "that" even mean?!
[10:29] ---
You're putting words in my mouth!
[10:35] ---
No! When I say, "No," I mean it!
[10:37] ---
What're you going on about?
[10:38] ---
Stay away from me, you pervert!
[10:41] ---
You're the one reading into things!
[10:47] ---
You actually called the cops, didn't you?!
[10:49] ---
No! I'd never actually call them.
[10:52] ---
Then what're they doing here?!
[10:53] ---
Excuse me, but do you have a minute?
[10:54] ---
Y-Yes, how may I help you?!
[10:57] ---
We received a report that a group dressed
in black was attacking a civilian.
[11:06] ---
Is that the pervert dressed in black...?
[11:11] ---
C-Come to think of it, there was a
mighty brawl here just a minute ago!
[11:14] ---
Right, Prez?
[11:15] ---
Y-Yup! Some people in black were chasing
after someone who looked like a civilian.
[11:20] ---
Did they run upriver or downriver?
[11:24] ---
That's so funny! I'm such an
airhead! I can't seem to remember.
[11:27] ---
I was so scared!
[11:32] ---
Where do you fit in?
[11:34] ---
We didn't have a thing to do with it.
[11:46] ---
Curse you, member of the
fake Game Creation Club!
[11:48] ---
What?!
[11:50] ---
We'll get you for this!
[11:52] ---
Whoa--Hey!
[11:57] ---
It's a fake club, huh?
[12:01] ---
Let's go home...
[12:14] ---
Well?! You don't stand a chance before me!
[12:19] ---
But fear not! I shall let
you join your companions!
[12:24] ---
N-Not... on my... watch!
[12:30] ---
Now, with this wave I shall crush you flat!
[12:34] ---
Die! Die! Die!
[12:39] ---
I don't think... I'll make it...
[12:44] ---
But hope is not lost, for I still have you...
[12:48] ---
Knowing that, I can die in peace...
[12:57] ---
What the heck are you doing?!
[13:00] ---
What sort of play is this?!
[13:02] ---
That looks incredibly realistic!
[13:04] ---
Aw, the floor's so cool! It feels heavenly.
[13:06] ---
Do your job, Teach!
[13:08] ---
Jeez! And here we were at such a great part.
[13:10] ---
Doing what?!
[13:11] ---
Playing "Heroes Enduring the Demon King's
Secret Space Compression Ritual," duh!
[13:16] ---
How was I supposed to know? Why are you
actin' like everyone knows that game?
[13:18] ---
And your role is Hero's Son A.
[13:22] ---
When did you start including me in this?!
[13:24] ---
There isn't a script! And I don't wanna play!
[13:32] ---
We've been waiting for you.
[13:40] ---
Now that Kazama-san is back,
everyone in our club is present.
[13:45] ---
As such, I'd like to discuss what
we'll do for the FuF Festival.
[13:48] ---
The FuF Festival?
[13:51] ---
Fujou Academy Freedom Festival,
or the FuF Festival for short.
[13:54] ---
Oh, the culture festival!
[13:56] ---
If we prove ourselves there...
[13:58] ---
...this club won't be going anywhere.
[14:00] ---
Huh? Does this club actually do
something during the culture festival?
[14:04] ---
We're the Game Creation Club!
[14:04] ---
"Culture Club"
[14:07] ---
Oh, okay...
[14:10] ---
Speaking of the Game Creation Club,
I've been meaning to ask you--
[14:13] ---
Don't get full of yourselves just
because you got a new member!
[14:16] ---
It's her!
[14:18] ---
You're the weirdo from yesterday!
[14:20] ---
You know Takao?
[14:22] ---
Huh? Kinda. A lot happened...
[14:25] ---
"A lot"? You did "a lot" to her melons...?
[14:28] ---
Hell no! And is that a popular hand signal?!
[14:31] ---
I see you haven't changed...
[14:35] ---
What?
[14:38] ---
Instead of making games, your fake
club just sits around and snacks.
[14:42] ---
I am going to shut you guys down soon!
[14:44] ---
Yeah? How?
[14:47] ---
I'm going to...
[14:51] ---
She hasn't figured that out yet.
[14:53] ---
Then we'll launch our attack first!
[14:55] ---
Wait!
[14:57] ---
Eat my earth attack! Actually, it's sand!
[15:00] ---
My eyes! It went in my mouth!
[15:03] ---
Eat my water attack!
[15:04] ---
Drowning! I'm drowning on dry land!
[15:08] ---
You sure had fun threatening us!
[15:08] ---
Aren't you gonna participate?
[15:09] ---
Stop it!
[15:10] ---
Uh, no...
[15:12] ---
Waterfalls attack!
[15:12] ---
Hey, what type of monster do you take me for?
[15:13] ---
No!
[15:15] ---
Actually, I'm not entirely certain...
[15:19] ---
Um, are you all right?
[15:23] ---
Don't talk to me like
you're my friend, traitor!
[15:29] ---
What's your problem? Are
you still mad at Roka?
[15:35] ---
And here she's so adorable!
[15:37] ---
Lookie!
[15:38] ---
Stop it!
[15:42] ---
I'm going to make sure this club
gets shut down ASAP, stupid! Stupid!
[15:47] ---
Please wait up!
[15:51] ---
Why are there two different
Game Creation Clubs?
[15:55] ---
Well, some stuff happened...
[15:57] ---
Did something happen between those two?
[16:00] ---
Takao hates Roka for bringing her own
club to the brink of destruction.
[16:05] ---
She hates her...?
[16:07] ---
Yeah. Back when she was a first
year, Roka was a member of her club.
[16:12] ---
Shibasaki-san, what is that?
[16:14] ---
A bag. Would you like to wear it?
[16:19] ---
Roka is, well, she can be a bit unique.
[16:23] ---
Commoners typically fear
those they don't understand.
[16:27] ---
Next thing she knew, they were
giving her the cold shoulder.
[16:30] ---
When she picked up on their disgust,
[16:33] ---
her "other side" slipped out, didn't it?
[16:33] ---
"Darkness"
[16:36] ---
Nope.
[16:37] ---
I was so ticked that I
decided to punish them.
[16:40] ---
"Gyaaaaa!"
[16:41] ---
The ground is suffocating me!
[16:43] ---
It's cold!
[16:44] ---
As a result, her club grew
smaller and smaller...
[16:47] ---
Roka felt responsible and
wound up quitting herself.
[16:50] ---
It's all your stinkin' fault!
[16:52] ---
I'm fully aware of that.
[17:01] ---
Roka?
[17:04] ---
Would you like to make a new
Game Creation Club with me?
[17:08] ---
Yes!
[17:10] ---
I'm trying to help my longtime
best friend in my own right.
[17:16] ---
So before something happens, go after her!
[17:19] ---
Why should I go after her?!
[17:21] ---
Well, I'd only make things worse.
[17:24] ---
Sakura would...
[17:25] ---
...finish things in one minute!
[17:27] ---
Scary!
[17:27] ---
The teacher is...
[17:28] ---
...asleep!
[17:30] ---
Dang, you don't leave me any other choice!
[17:37] ---
So, it was all your fault, Chitose-senpai.
[17:41] ---
In which case, why is Takao-senpai
so angry at Roka-senpai?
[17:53] ---
They're already at it!
[17:59] ---
You've finally come to
finish me off, haven't you?
[18:02] ---
No, I...
[18:13] ---
You came to give her that towel, didn't you?
[18:19] ---
Apparently she wants to
apologize, so could ya--
[18:23] ---
Apologize?
[18:26] ---
You want to apologize?
[18:27] ---
Well...
[18:30] ---
What's the point after
waiting all this time?!
[18:33] ---
You're so selfish!
[18:35] ---
It's not like you did anything wrong,
but you leapt at the chance to quit!
[18:39] ---
If you feel bad enough to apologize...
[18:41] ---
I wish you had stayed in the club with me!
[18:46] ---
What's this all about?
[18:56] ---
I'm with the Game Creation Club!
We're currently recruiting!
[19:06] ---
Roka!
[19:12] ---
We have more club members now.
[19:14] ---
We should be able to
enter the tournament now.
[19:16] ---
Is that right?
[19:18] ---
Takao-san, knowing you, I'm sure
you'll make an incredible game!
[19:20] ---
Then--
[19:21] ---
Chitose and I made a new club.
[19:25] ---
I'm a club president now, too!
[19:28] ---
You don't say...
[19:30] ---
All right. Well, later!
[19:38] ---
Your club is so ridiculous...
[19:41] ---
Why don't you let it go?
[19:44] ---
I made that club with Chitose.
[19:46] ---
I cannot let it get shut down.
[19:49] ---
So, what do you want to do?
[19:58] ---
That's a given!
[20:01] ---
Compete against my club in the
upcoming culture festival!
[20:03] ---
If my club wins, your fake club is finished!
[20:06] ---
It will get absorbed into our club.
[20:09] ---
"Absorbed"?
[20:13] ---
This would be so much easier if she simply
said she wants to be in the same club...
[20:17] ---
She sure can be awkward.
[20:20] ---
What should I say?
[20:21] ---
Why're you askin' me?! This
has nuttin' to do with me!
[20:24] ---
Sure it does! You're a member of my club.
[20:32] ---
I don't know what you wanna do, Prez,
[20:37] ---
but won't this settle things
one way or the other?
[20:40] ---
I don't like brewin' over crap and
getting nuttin' to show for it.
[20:44] ---
You're right.
[20:46] ---
I accept your challenge.
[20:48] ---
I'm going with the intent to win.
[20:51] ---
I see...
[20:54] ---
Very well.
[21:03] ---
That horse has left the barn, huh?
[21:04] ---
Yeah. I can't see her anymore.
[21:06] ---
No, that's not what I meant.
[21:10] ---
I actually said it, didn't
I? That we'd win...
[21:13] ---
That you did!
[21:16] ---
"Game Creation Club"
[21:19] ---
We're competing in the culture festival?
[21:21] ---
Sounds fun!
[21:23] ---
It sounds like you've decided
to take on another headache.
[21:25] ---
Don't say that!
[21:27] ---
If we lose, our Game Creation Club
will get absorbed into theirs.
[21:31] ---
What?! But then I won't get to sleep anymore!
[21:34] ---
Are you attending our club
meetings to catch some Z's?
[21:36] ---
What if I am?
[21:38] ---
Well, it'd stink if things
dragged out like this forever.
[21:44] ---
Long story short, we just have to win, right?
[21:46] ---
Right.
[21:47] ---
And since you said we're gonna win,
we must have a decent shot at it.
[21:51] ---
Have you decided what we're gonna do?
[21:53] ---
Kinda...
[21:56] ---
Take "Heroes Enduring the Demon King's
Secret Space Compression Ritual" and...
[22:00] ---
And?
[22:02] ---
And...
[22:06] ---
I'm still working on it.
[22:06] ---
"Fujou Academy Freedom Festival"
[22:08] ---
At this rate, we're gonna lose!
[22:22] ---
Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:24] ---
Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:27] ---
I don't know anything about
[22:29] ---
"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!
[22:32] ---
Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:34] ---
If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:37] ---
Maybe our lazy clique
[22:39] ---
Will make an evolution timeline
[22:43] ---
I made a new game.
[22:45] ---
I'm already selling it.
[22:47] ---
I've already played it...
[22:54] ---
We really are the strongest out there!
[22:58] ---
When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[23:01] ---
It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up
[23:04] ---
Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!
[23:06] ---
Anyway, have fun and give me five
[23:09] ---
There are hints hidden in today
[23:14] ---
Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!
[23:16] ---
You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:19] ---
I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!
[23:41] ---
"How D-Frag's Manga was Born"
[23:42] ---
Behind the Scenes Uranium!
[23:44] ---
"Alive"
[23:46] ---
"Romantic Man - Editor T!!"
[23:48] ---
It's trash.
[23:49] ---
"Pretty quick to give up
on an idea: Manga Artist H"
[23:49] ---
So it's no good, huh?
[23:51] ---
The lame protagonist turns into the
evil masked wrestler, Jaguar Potato,
[23:55] ---
and earns money for the sake of the orphans!
[23:57] ---
"Jaguar Potato"
[23:57] ---
Where did I go wrong with
this touching story?
[24:01] ---
It failed the moment you turned
the protagonist's name into a pun.
[24:03] ---
And Alive generally requires
female characters in the cast.
[24:06] ---
Huh? But there is a girl!
[24:08] ---
The owner of the underworld
pro-wrestling world, Madam Mariko!
[24:11] ---
She isn't hot!
[24:12] ---
Let's try to come up with
something hip and trendy.
[24:15] ---
How about a story about making
games? Isn't that hip?
[24:18] ---
Huh? How is that hip and trendy?
[24:21] ---
Sounds good!
[24:23] ---
"Thus, the manga was made!"
[24:23] ---
Thus, the manga was made!