# D-Frag!
Kazama is a wannabe delinquent on a mission to rule the school, but a run-in with the cray cray cuties of the Game Creation Club derails his plan for power. Instead of conquering Fujou Academy with his fists, Kazama is plunged into a hilariously-twisted world where pain is the name of the game.
# Season 1
# 1 - Kazama's Party
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR8V02Q7R/d-frag)
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**[00:40] ---**
Good morning!
**[00:42] ---**
Excuse me!
**[00:44] ---**
Please take...
**[00:52] ---**
"Game Creation Club - Now Recruiting: Come
make fun games with us in Building B, Classroom 3F!"
**[01:01] ---**
Hey, you okay?
**[01:04] ---**
Here.
**[01:12] ---**
Be careful, 'kay? Later.
**[01:15] ---**
Thank y--
**[01:16] ---**
Hey, Ken-*chan*!
**[01:18] ---**
What're you up to?
**[01:20] ---**
Nuttin' much.
**[01:21] ---**
Hey, hey, hey! Let's ditch first period.
**[01:24] ---**
Moron!
**[01:27] ---**
"Kazama's Party!"
**[01:28] ---**
Phew, it's hot!
**[01:29] ---**
Ugh, it's hot! Oh, morning!
**[01:33] ---**
It's too early!
**[01:34] ---**
It's stinkin' popular!
**[01:39] ---**
Who're those punks?
**[01:40] ---**
They're Fujou Academy's
fresh crop of delinquents
**[01:43] ---**
that have made a name for themselves.
**[01:45] ---**
They're the Kazama Party!
**[01:47] ---**
First, take that fatso,
Little Foot Yokoshima!
**[01:49] ---**
A striped shirt at that
weight? Talk about confident!
**[01:49] ---**
"Potato Chips"
**[01:53] ---**
Then there's Long Mountain Nagayama!
**[01:55] ---**
That's just his name in English!
**[01:56] ---**
Finally, you've got their leader...
er... Huh? Who was he...?
**[02:04] ---**
I'm Kenji Kazama!
**[02:05] ---**
Didn't you just call us Kazama's Party?!
**[02:07] ---**
Oh, crap!
**[02:08] ---**
Run for it!
**[02:11] ---**
Ken-*chan*, we're sorry. We kinda stand out...
**[02:15] ---**
No kidding! Sheesh...
**[02:18] ---**
But you know, we haven't actually
clamped down on this school.
**[02:21] ---**
Even though we're delinquents,
we aren't causing any trouble.
**[02:26] ---**
Why don't we quit misbehavin'
and join a club?
**[02:28] ---**
Everyone seems to be having a good time.
**[02:31] ---**
It's too late to start down
that cowardly path now.
**[02:35] ---**
I wanna conquer the school
with this fist of mine!
**[02:39] ---**
I finally managed to get out a "Fa."
**[02:41] ---**
Remi!
**[02:43] ---**
"Game Creation Club"
**[02:45] ---**
"Domino, Matching Colors in 3D, Shogi,
Jessica, Space Game, Life is a Game"
**[02:47] ---**
"Raru Puyo! Quest II" "Heh Heh
Heh! ...Hmn? Magical Village?!"
**[02:50] ---**
"Group Fireworks"
**[02:52] ---**
"Notice of Recommendation for Loss of Club
Status" "Club Name: Game Creation Club"
**[02:52] ---**
No potential new club members today, either.
**[02:56] ---**
At this rate, we really are
going to lose our club.
**[02:59] ---**
Why are we in danger of losing
our club to begin with?
**[03:02] ---**
We're a culture club, but we
didn't report any projects
**[03:05] ---**
that were bursting with creativity.
**[03:07] ---**
But don't we play games every single day?
**[03:10] ---**
I wasn't thinking!
**[03:12] ---**
The Game Creation Club has to actually
*make* games to count as a club.
**[03:17] ---**
Oopsy!
**[03:18] ---**
You just realized that?
**[03:20] ---**
"Game Creation Club | Need
Members | Immediately!!"
**[03:20] ---**
And I've managed to wriggle us out
of this one until today, but...
**[03:24] ---**
We don't meet the minimum
required number of members...
**[03:27] ---**
Aw, and here this club
was so easy and carefree.
**[03:31] ---**
When's the recruitment deadline?
**[03:32] ---**
Today.
**[03:38] ---**
So, if Kazama's Party is
gonna conquer the school,
**[03:42] ---**
I really think we oughta make it
clear who's the boss around here.
**[03:47] ---**
Then maybe we should start
with the Golf Bag Gang.
**[03:50] ---**
The who? They don't spark any interest...
**[03:53] ---**
But dang! Aren't the culture
clubs loaded with fun stuff?
**[03:57] ---**
Like manga and games!
**[03:59] ---**
Yeah!
**[04:00] ---**
If Kazama's Party is gonna rule the school,
**[04:02] ---**
why don't we "borrow" some of their goods?
**[04:05] ---**
You're just as evil as you look...
**[04:08] ---**
Why not? What'll it hurt? Let's do it!
**[04:13] ---**
A fire!
**[04:14] ---**
Hey, are you okay?!
**[04:21] ---**
What're you doing?!
**[04:23] ---**
N-Nothing. This fire is merely an illusion.
**[04:26] ---**
It's friggin' hot! No one's
gonna buy that excuse.
**[04:29] ---**
Ken-*chan*! Here's a fire extinguisher!
**[04:31] ---**
Th-Thanks!
**[04:32] ---**
Ladies, outta the way!
**[04:37] ---**
Okay! Fire, be gone!
**[04:45] ---**
Yay! The fire went out!
**[04:50] ---**
Geh! What was I thinking?
**[04:52] ---**
It isn't like me to put so
much effort into something!
**[04:55] ---**
I'm amazed you put out that illusionary fire.
**[04:57] ---**
You just said, "fire," didn't you?!
**[05:01] ---**
So how did a fire get
started in your clubroom?
**[05:06] ---**
Fire... works?
**[05:09] ---**
Okay, thanks for your help.
**[05:11] ---**
Yokoshima!
**[05:12] ---**
What the hell was that for?!
**[05:14] ---**
Nagayama!
**[05:16] ---**
Nagayama!
**[05:18] ---**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[05:20] ---**
I'm a lightning type.
**[05:22] ---**
I'm a water type.
**[05:24] ---**
Man, they've lost me...
**[05:26] ---**
Word of this must not leak
to the outside world.
**[05:26] ---**
"Let's go meet someone
more enthralling than me!"
**[05:29] ---**
So we're going to help
you forget what happened!
**[05:31] ---**
You're what...?!
**[05:32] ---**
Thanks to my fire-type abilities...
**[05:35] ---**
...you are doomed to forget
everything that has transpired.
**[05:40] ---**
You're a fire type?! What's this about types?
**[05:43] ---**
They are the elements that
everyone presides over.
**[05:45] ---**
People can't do that in real life!
**[05:48] ---**
What're you doing? Lemme go!
**[05:50] ---**
Water Lock!
**[05:51] ---**
Lightning Lock!
**[05:52] ---**
That doesn't flipping exist!
**[05:54] ---**
You've seen too much.
**[05:56] ---**
Are you gonna burn me to a crisp?
**[05:59] ---**
Knock it off!
**[06:02] ---**
If you don't forget everything,
I won't like you anymore!
**[06:12] ---**
Excuse me?
**[06:15] ---**
No! I never dreamed her ultimate flame-based
**[06:18] ---**
"*Moe Moe*"
**[06:18] ---**
*Moe Moe* Attack wouldn't work!
**[06:20] ---**
Hang in there! Maybe he barely scathed you!
**[06:23] ---**
"Dampened spirits"
**[06:23] ---**
I've dampened her spirits.
**[06:24] ---**
Maybe she really is a fire type.
**[06:32] ---**
Earth type.
**[06:33] ---**
What?!
**[06:34] ---**
Earth Punch!
**[06:38] ---**
Earth?! How the hell was anything
about that fist "earth type"?!
**[06:41] ---**
It was neutral!
**[06:42] ---**
He said it was neutral! He's catching
on pretty quickly, isn't he?
**[06:45] ---**
Sure is. Not just anyone
could say that off the bat.
**[06:48] ---**
I was out building a castle in the
sandbox until just a second ago.
**[06:51] ---**
And you call yourself a high schooler?!
**[06:53] ---**
As such, my hands are currently
covered in loads of dirt.
**[06:56] ---**
Wash your hands!
**[07:01] ---**
For now, I had better...
**[07:02] ---**
Ken-*chan*, I'll share my chicken with ya.
**[07:03] ---**
"Flashback of Days Gone Past"
**[07:05] ---**
You can count on me to sink the shot!
**[07:08] ---**
Forget it! I can't leave them behind.
**[07:10] ---**
Jeez, his memory sure isn't
going anywhere, is it?
**[07:13] ---**
Sure isn't...
**[07:15] ---**
Th-This time we'll launch a combined
attack with all of our types.
**[07:21] ---**
With all of their types...?
**[07:23] ---**
Hey, Ken-*chan*!
**[07:27] ---**
Sorry, guys!
**[07:30] ---**
Hey, are you going to abandon your
friends to save your own hide?
**[07:34] ---**
I don't have any other choice!
**[07:35] ---**
And why do I have to plead
my case to the enemy?!
**[07:38] ---**
Be a man and die!
**[07:39] ---**
Oh, you just told him to die.
**[07:44] ---**
They're gonna kill me!
**[07:48] ---**
That was just a figure of speech!
**[07:50] ---**
But you've got something
bordering on murder in mind!
**[07:58] ---**
No!
**[08:07] ---**
Sweet! I managed to shake them.
**[08:09] ---**
What's wrong with that
club? They're all nuts!
**[08:14] ---**
Excuse me...
**[08:16] ---**
The fire type!
**[08:19] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[08:20] ---**
Huh?!
**[08:22] ---**
For putting out the fire.
**[08:24] ---**
Sure...
**[08:25] ---**
We've learned our lesson and won't light
fireworks in the clubroom anymore.
**[08:29] ---**
That's a given! Why were you
messin' with fireworks, anyway?
**[08:31] ---**
We were wondering if we could
**[08:33] ---**
come up with some sort of magic
trick to attract club members.
**[08:35] ---**
That's why you started a fire?!
**[08:38] ---**
Stupid magic trick!
**[08:39] ---**
Don't blame the magic trick!
**[08:42] ---**
And there was one other thing.
**[08:44] ---**
Thank you for helping me out this morning.
**[08:46] ---**
You picked up those handouts for me.
**[08:50] ---**
You're... the girl I saw at
the school gate this morning?
**[08:53] ---**
You forgot!
**[08:55] ---**
You were recruiting for that terrifying club?
**[08:58] ---**
Terrifying...?
**[08:59] ---**
At any rate, I'll forget
about that puny fire,
**[09:03] ---**
so quit harassing me.
**[09:04] ---**
Later!
**[09:06] ---**
I would definitely like
to have you join my club.
**[09:09] ---**
*Your* club?
**[09:11] ---**
I am the president of the Game
Creation Club, Roka Shibasaki.
**[09:14] ---**
You're the club's president?!
**[09:16] ---**
I am going to recruit you.
**[09:19] ---**
I'm not interested in the Game Club.
**[09:21] ---**
This isn't the Game Club.
It's the Game Creation Club.
**[09:28] ---**
Just for the record, your fire-type
*Moe Moe* Attack won't work on me.
**[09:33] ---**
That type is merely a front.
**[09:37] ---**
To be honest, I'm a darkness type.
**[09:42] ---**
Huh? Darkness...?
**[09:51] ---**
Huh...?
**[09:53] ---**
Why are we...?
**[09:54] ---**
Where's Ken-*chan*?
**[09:56] ---**
The darkness...!
**[10:00] ---**
Where?! Where am I?!
**[10:02] ---**
There are currently two
paths in front of you.
**[10:02] ---**
Where the hell am I?!
**[10:05] ---**
It's dark! It's dark and
scary! It's pitch black!
**[10:05] ---**
One is that you be a good boy
and join the Game Creation Club.
**[10:08] ---**
Or would you rather...?
**[10:09] ---**
What is it? Well?
**[10:14] ---**
So, which will it be?
**[10:17] ---**
I'll join! Please let me join your club!
**[10:21] ---**
We'll welcome you with open arms.
**[10:33] ---**
Starting over again, I'm the
president, Roka Shibasaki.
**[10:36] ---**
Welcome to the club.
**[10:38] ---**
I'm Chitose Karasuyama, a second year.
**[10:42] ---**
I'm Sakura Mizukami. I'm a first year!
**[10:44] ---**
I couldn't care less! Now get this off of me!
**[10:46] ---**
Hey, were you paying attention?
**[10:48] ---**
What're you doing?
**[10:50] ---**
Why are you rubbing your
cheek against my feet?
**[10:53] ---**
Ew! Do you have a foot fetish?
**[10:54] ---**
I ain't doin' that! Now hurry
up and get this bag off of me!
**[10:58] ---**
What were you thinking?!
**[10:59] ---**
We figured you wouldn't hear
us out if we didn't tie you up.
**[11:02] ---**
You take things way too flipping far!
**[11:05] ---**
Now you've heard our self-introductions,
Mr. Foot Fetish.
**[11:07] ---**
Wait! You're trying to establish
me as some weird elemental type!
**[11:11] ---**
We still haven't heard
your self-introduction,
**[11:13] ---**
but it doesn't really matter.
**[11:14] ---**
It doesn't?!
**[11:15] ---**
Now hurry up and write your name
on this Club Enrollment Form.
**[11:18] ---**
I'm screwed if they submit
that thing to the teacher.
**[11:23] ---**
Likewise, I'm also screwed if
I don't write my name on it...
**[11:26] ---**
What should I do?!
**[11:34] ---**
I'm surprised! I thought you
were going to whine a bit first.
**[11:37] ---**
So you finally gave up, huh?
**[11:40] ---**
Here ya go.
**[11:42] ---**
Well, I'm headin' on home for the day.
**[11:44] ---**
Okay, why not? It looks like
you put down legit information.
**[11:47] ---**
Sweet! They're letting me leave the clubroom.
**[11:51] ---**
Now to race to the teacher's room.
**[11:53] ---**
If I steal the Club Enrollment Form
from the delivery girl and play dumb,
**[11:57] ---**
I win!
**[11:59] ---**
So, ma'am, here you are.
**[12:01] ---**
Yeah. It's in my hands now.
**[12:03] ---**
Wait a damn minute!
**[12:04] ---**
Eh? What? You're a teacher?
**[12:06] ---**
Are you a teacher?!
**[12:08] ---**
I'm the Game Creation Club's
advisor, Minami Ohsawa.
**[12:11] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[12:18] ---**
Déjà vu?
**[12:19] ---**
Hey, don't run from us!
**[12:21] ---**
Try not to go on too big of a rampage.
**[12:23] ---**
Damn it! I totally miscalculated!
**[12:25] ---**
How was I supposed to
know she was a teacher?!
**[12:28] ---**
You're fast!
**[12:30] ---**
I fell behind last time since
you caught me off guard,
**[12:32] ---**
but things will be different this time!
**[12:35] ---**
You see, I've been waiting in a
crouching start for a while now!
**[12:40] ---**
Is she stupid? No, she
just might be a genius!
**[12:43] ---**
Once more, I'm Sakura Mizukami
from Class 1-D. I'm a water type!
**[12:47] ---**
I don't care about your type!
**[12:48] ---**
Give up and hand over that
Club Enrollment Form!
**[12:52] ---**
What now?!
**[12:53] ---**
I forgot to bring water with me.
**[12:55] ---**
I'll go grab my water, so please wait for me!
**[12:58] ---**
She can't do anything without water.
**[13:00] ---**
Are their types all that important?
**[13:09] ---**
Well, I shoulda known it
wouldn't be that easy.
**[13:13] ---**
Um, if you hand over that
Club Enrollment Form now,
**[13:17] ---**
well, I'd be willing to put
in a good word for you...
**[13:22] ---**
I'll pass. I'm not into that whole *moe* thing.
**[13:30] ---**
I survived your verbal onslaught!
**[13:32] ---**
She flippin' survived!
**[13:36] ---**
Shit! She switched to darkness again.
**[13:37] ---**
Drop your weird obsession already!
**[13:39] ---**
Now then, the darkness is my domain.
**[13:42] ---**
Ever so slowly, I will tighten my grip
around your throat in the darkness.
**[13:46] ---**
I'm as blind as a bat!
**[13:48] ---**
If I waste too much time in here,
that dirt freak will catch up!
**[13:50] ---**
Chitose won't be here for a while.
**[13:52] ---**
She went to the sandbox to get some sand.
**[13:54] ---**
Are their types really all that important?!
**[13:58] ---**
But wait! That would mean...
**[14:00] ---**
You're my only opponent, aren't you?
**[14:03] ---**
Now that I think about it, there's no need
for me to hang out in this patchwork "domain"!
**[14:11] ---**
Huh?
**[14:12] ---**
I took a wrong turn...
**[14:20] ---**
Nice! Now pull me--
**[14:22] ---**
You've already reached your limit!
**[14:25] ---**
At this rate, we'll both wind up falling.
**[14:27] ---**
I'll get off with a broken leg or
something, so go ahead and let--
**[14:30] ---**
I won't let go!
**[14:33] ---**
I've finally found a potential
new club member...
**[14:38] ---**
There is no way I'm going to let go!
**[14:40] ---**
But you're gonna fall with me!
**[14:42] ---**
I don't care!
**[14:43] ---**
Don't worry about keeping up the *moe* act!
**[14:45] ---**
It isn't an act!
**[14:46] ---**
This is the... real me!
**[14:51] ---**
You're...
**[14:52] ---**
Oh, crap. I can't hold on.
**[14:54] ---**
After all the cool things you said?!
**[14:57] ---**
This puts a lot of weight on my stomach...
**[15:00] ---**
At this rate, I won't be
able to have kids someday.
**[15:03] ---**
Aw, there goes my dream of building a happy
family with two sons and a daughter...!
**[15:10] ---**
Scary! I'm sorry! Let me
fall! Right this second!
**[15:16] ---**
You were great, President.
**[15:20] ---**
Took ya long enough!
**[15:24] ---**
Man, I thought I was gonna die!
**[15:32] ---**
Let's go, Roka.
**[15:41] ---**
"Club Enrollment Form | Game Creation
Club" "Year 2 Class B" "Kenji Kazama"
**[15:43] ---**
I'm Kenji Kazama from Class 2-B.
**[15:50] ---**
Welcome to the Game Creation Club.
**[15:53] ---**
Thanks.
**[15:57] ---**
So I got caught in the heat of the moment
and joined their club yesterday...
**[16:01] ---**
What's going to happen to me now?
**[16:06] ---**
Yesterday?
**[16:07] ---**
What're you talking about?
**[16:08] ---**
They've seriously forgotten the whole thing!
**[16:10] ---**
That aside, check out my do!
**[16:13] ---**
I have no idea when it started doing this.
**[16:14] ---**
It's stinking awesome!
**[16:16] ---**
Ain't it?
**[16:17] ---**
This is for the best.
**[16:17] ---**
I'd have the look nailed if I
had a spiked bat, wouldn't I?
**[16:19] ---**
I can't get my pals caught up in this mess.
**[16:21] ---**
Kenji!
**[16:24] ---**
Are you all right, Kenji?!
**[16:26] ---**
You okay?! Are you okay, Kenji?!
**[16:29] ---**
How strange! I can't see any
blaring physical injuries,
**[16:33] ---**
which could only mean...
**[16:35] ---**
...they must have done something
weird under your clothes!
**[16:38] ---**
Ataru!
**[16:39] ---**
I have no idea what you're talking about,
**[16:41] ---**
but keep talking and you're a dead man!
**[16:44] ---**
What brought you here, Vice President?
**[16:47] ---**
Don't call me that cold, distant title.
**[16:50] ---**
Call me Acchan, not Vice President!
**[16:53] ---**
The four of us have been friends
going back to Fujou Elementary!
**[16:56] ---**
Yahoo! Let's go!
**[16:57] ---**
Wait up!
**[16:59] ---**
All of us came to the same high
school like the good friends we are,
**[17:02] ---**
but then you became delinquents!
**[17:05] ---**
Curse you, traitors!
**[17:07] ---**
So what are you doing here, Ataru?
**[17:10] ---**
Oh, right.
**[17:13] ---**
Kenji, I've only heard this through rumor,
**[17:15] ---**
but I understand you've joined
the Game Creation Club.
**[17:18] ---**
So what if I have?
**[17:20] ---**
It's a dangerous club.
**[17:22] ---**
No, the club itself isn't
necessarily dangerous.
**[17:25] ---**
Chitose Karasuyama's authority
is what poses a threat.
**[17:28] ---**
Does the dirt freak's butt
really weigh that much?
**[17:30] ---**
Didn't you know?
**[17:32] ---**
She's our school's Student Body President.
**[17:35] ---**
Seriously?! Her, the President?!
**[17:38] ---**
Fujou Academy's 15th Student Body
President, Chitose Karasuyama.
**[17:42] ---**
Between her assertive ways and charisma,
**[17:44] ---**
she has made not only the students,
**[17:45] ---**
but also the teachers bow before her!
**[17:48] ---**
She is truly the queen of this academy!
**[17:50] ---**
Fearing her power, the Five
Heavenly Kings of Fujou,
**[17:53] ---**
the Two Brothers, and the Devil's
14th Band all went into hiding!
**[17:57] ---**
Wait, this school had that many
delinquent groups here besides us?
**[18:00] ---**
You guys are just the tip of the iceberg,
**[18:03] ---**
you hicks fresh from the country!
**[18:05] ---**
Am I that low level...?
**[18:07] ---**
Chitose Karasuyama...
**[18:10] ---**
As the Vice President, she is
my nemesis--my eternal rival!
**[18:14] ---**
Hey, lemme in on the conversation!
**[18:16] ---**
Me, too!
**[18:17] ---**
And be sure to include me!
**[18:20] ---**
It-It-It-It-It's her!
**[18:22] ---**
Why're you eavesdropping?! That's sick!
**[18:25] ---**
I just so happened to hear your
moronic voices while I was up here.
**[18:29] ---**
You think I'm gonna buy that?!
**[18:31] ---**
For the record, this is
the girl's locker room.
**[18:34] ---**
P-P-President, please
hurry and shut the window!
**[18:37] ---**
Uh, well...
**[18:39] ---**
You filthy Peeping Toms...
**[18:41] ---**
Y-You've got it all wrong!
**[18:42] ---**
Seriously, please don't say stuff like that!
**[18:44] ---**
Stu--Don't say, "please"!
**[18:46] ---**
It makes it seem like we've lost!
**[18:48] ---**
Hah! Come to think of it,
you're on the second floor!
**[18:51] ---**
We couldn't see a thing from
down here, even if we wanted to!
**[18:53] ---**
If you worked together, you could
get high enough to gape at me!
**[18:57] ---**
If we worked together...?
**[18:58] ---**
We could gape at her...?!
**[19:00] ---**
Can't balance!
**[19:02] ---**
Heavy!
**[19:04] ---**
It might work!
**[19:05] ---**
You didn't include me!
**[19:07] ---**
You're that desperate for a peek?
**[19:09] ---**
Hey, Mr. Left Out! You still suck at life!
**[19:13] ---**
This is why you couldn't beat me.
**[19:16] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[19:17] ---**
you didn't win the election for
Student Body President, did you?
**[19:20] ---**
That's right! I lost the
election to become President!
**[19:24] ---**
I figured I could contribute to my school
somehow, so I became the Vice President.
**[19:28] ---**
But whenever there was a problem,
the President would stomp on me!
**[19:30] ---**
She'd stomp on me when
there wasn't a problem!
**[19:32] ---**
She walked all over me!
**[19:33] ---**
When... When she's like that... I
find her unforgivably addictive!
**[19:38] ---**
Addictive?! Hey, are you okay?!
**[19:41] ---**
Aw, forget it! Guys, get
your fannies away from here.
**[19:44] ---**
If you refuse to go, I'll force you to leave.
**[19:47] ---**
With one of your special earth attacks?!
**[19:49] ---**
My spit is enough to deal
with the likes of you.
**[19:52] ---**
Nasty! How the heck did this
freak become the President?!
**[19:56] ---**
Bring it on if you dare!
**[19:57] ---**
I'll be sure to catch it!
**[20:00] ---**
You aren't supposed to catch it!
**[20:01] ---**
You were whining about how we've changed,
**[20:03] ---**
but you've changed the most!
**[20:05] ---**
This attack won't work on that pervert.
**[20:08] ---**
What could I use against them...?
**[20:09] ---**
Stupid! Stop it!
**[20:10] ---**
Lemme go! Let me catch
her spit! Lemme catch it!
**[20:13] ---**
Actually, lemme drink it! C'mon!
**[20:14] ---**
Crap!
**[20:15] ---**
I'd prefer the earth-type attack!
**[20:19] ---**
Hey, what's keepin' ya? Get running!
**[20:21] ---**
I... I'm not going to run!
**[20:23] ---**
Dude, that's goin' way beyond
"ecstasy" if it hits you!
**[20:26] ---**
No! If I pull back now, I'll be
returning to my days of submission!
**[20:32] ---**
So today I'm going to change
myself, right here, right now!
**[20:35] ---**
And I'm going to save you, Kenji!
**[20:39] ---**
Ataru, you...
**[20:43] ---**
We'll lend ya a hand, Acchan.
**[20:46] ---**
Guys...
**[20:49] ---**
All right! Bring it on, President!
**[20:52] ---**
"Left overs"
**[20:53] ---**
Huh?
**[20:54] ---**
I will surpass you!
**[20:57] ---**
For a lowly Vice President, you've got guts!
**[20:59] ---**
But die!
**[21:05] ---**
Hey, Kenji! What's keeping you?
**[21:07] ---**
Did you need me for something?
**[21:09] ---**
Moron! We could never start without you!
**[21:12] ---**
Lend me the strength to change!
**[21:15] ---**
And here you started this without me.
**[21:17] ---**
Go! You've got two minutes!
**[21:18] ---**
I can't last for longer than that.
**[21:20] ---**
Nagayama!
**[21:21] ---**
No, make it one.
**[21:22] ---**
You cut my time!
**[21:24] ---**
One minute, huh? But that one minute...
**[21:32] ---**
Go!
**[21:35] ---**
...is long enough!
**[21:46] ---**
I had intended to save you, but in
the end, you wound up saving me.
**[21:50] ---**
It's nothing! Thanks to you, I was
able to get back at that wench!
**[21:54] ---**
Impressive!
**[21:56] ---**
I wasn't sure what to think
when Roka brought you along,
**[22:00] ---**
but I get it now. I see
you in a bit better light.
**[22:04] ---**
However, I've won this round.
**[22:09] ---**
No!
**[22:12] ---**
"The following students have been suspended:
Class 2-B Kenji Kazama, Class 2-F Ataru Kawahara"
**[22:19] ---**
Kazama-*san*!
**[22:21] ---**
It's you...
**[22:23] ---**
The Game Creation Club meets on Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.
**[22:28] ---**
Say, why did you pick me?
**[22:32] ---**
Do you honestly... not want to join?
**[22:48] ---**
I've already submitted the Club
Enrollment Form! Might as well!
**[22:54] ---**
Okay!
**[23:03] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[23:06] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[23:09] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[23:13] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[23:16] ---**
*I never know why*
**[23:20] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[23:23] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[23:26] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[23:31] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[23:39] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[23:41] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[23:46] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[23:53] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[23:59] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[24:03] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[24:06] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[24:11] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[24:15] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[24:18] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
# 2 - Curse You, Fake Game Creation Club
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR8V02Q7R/d-frag)
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**[00:36] ---**
"Student Guidance Room"
**[00:37] ---**
No! Like I said, you've got it all wrong!
**[00:39] ---**
That was an honorable battle!
**[00:41] ---**
Please believe us!
**[00:42] ---**
We'd never do somethin' lame like peep!
**[00:44] ---**
You heard him! Do we look
like perverts to you?
**[00:46] ---**
Vice Principal!
**[00:47] ---**
Mr. Vice Principal!
**[00:50] ---**
But you went in, didn't you?
**[00:52] ---**
Right into the girls' locker room?
**[00:55] ---**
Yes, we went in...
**[01:02] ---**
Perverts...
**[01:06] ---**
Am not!
**[01:10] ---**
It was just a dream...?
**[01:12] ---**
But it's true that I got suspended...
**[01:17] ---**
"Teachers' Room"
**[01:17] ---**
I thought they were finally going down!
**[01:20] ---**
Why isn't that club getting
shut down, ma'am?!
**[01:24] ---**
We got a new member.
**[01:26] ---**
We have enough members now,
**[01:28] ---**
so for the time being, the Game
Creation Club will remain--Oh...
**[01:32] ---**
Give that back, Takao!
**[01:35] ---**
Kenji Kazama!
**[01:45] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[01:48] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[01:52] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[01:55] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[01:58] ---**
*I never know why*
**[02:02] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[02:05] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[02:08] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[02:13] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[02:21] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[02:23] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[02:28] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[02:35] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[02:42] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[02:45] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[02:48] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[02:53] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[02:57] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[03:00] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[03:10] ---**
Congratulations on the Game Creation
Club's immediate survival!
**[03:14] ---**
Yay!
**[03:16] ---**
Man, I'm glad we didn't lose our club.
**[03:18] ---**
We're only here because
Roka-*senpai* brought that guy.
**[03:22] ---**
Uh, what was his name?
**[03:25] ---**
Mr. Foot Fetish.
**[03:26] ---**
Mr. Foot Fetish.
**[03:27] ---**
Foot Fetish-*senpai*!
**[03:30] ---**
How long does Kazama-*san*'s suspension last?
**[03:33] ---**
Beats me! Until sometime next week?
**[03:37] ---**
He'll be back tomorrow.
**[03:38] ---**
Eh?! That was short!
**[03:39] ---**
But he peeped!
**[03:40] ---**
I have a hard time getting any
sleep with that loudmouth around...
**[03:43] ---**
Ma'am, you're always asleep!
**[03:47] ---**
But do you think he'll actually show up?
**[03:50] ---**
Isn't he a delinquent from that one party?
**[03:53] ---**
He doesn't look like the club type, you know?
**[03:57] ---**
Well, as long as we've
got his name on paper,
**[03:59] ---**
our club is in the clear.
**[04:00] ---**
I don't care if he ever comes.
**[04:02] ---**
He'll come.
**[04:04] ---**
I'm sure he'll come.
**[04:08] ---**
"Curse You, Fake Game Creation Club!!"
**[04:13] ---**
Are you all alone, too?
**[04:16] ---**
"Suspension." Sounds frigging
awesome, doesn't it?
**[04:20] ---**
If only it weren't over something so lame...
**[04:31] ---**
Who the hell are you?!
**[04:32] ---**
He noticed us! What's the plan?
**[04:35] ---**
I didn't make one!
**[04:36] ---**
But you made those costumes in advance!
**[04:39] ---**
A-Anyway, don't let him escape!
**[04:41] ---**
Right!
**[04:45] ---**
None of this makes a lick of
sense, but gimme your best shot!
**[04:50] ---**
Now you'll never be able to escape!
**[04:54] ---**
So what now, President? What should we do?
**[04:57] ---**
Uh, just a sec. I'm working
on it right this second!
**[05:00] ---**
Ugh, crap! I'm starting to feel nauseated.
**[05:02] ---**
President!
**[05:06] ---**
I feel sick!
**[05:08] ---**
Want me to rub your back?
**[05:09] ---**
Don't! That'll only make her barf more.
**[05:12] ---**
I still haven't barfed!
**[05:14] ---**
Who are you guys, anyway?
**[05:16] ---**
We're... We're...!
**[05:21] ---**
President, hang in there!
**[05:22] ---**
Bastards, are you makin' fun of me?!
**[05:26] ---**
You've got two choices: Reveal
yourselves or get a butt kicking!
**[05:30] ---**
W-We're...
**[05:35] ---**
We're the Game Creation Club!
**[05:37] ---**
The Game... Creation Club?
**[05:42] ---**
The one I just joined?
**[05:45] ---**
Don't lump us together with that fake club!
**[05:47] ---**
What?! It's a fake club?
**[05:48] ---**
Right! They're the fake Game Creation Club.
**[05:51] ---**
We're the real Game Creation Club!
**[05:53] ---**
Eh?! Then what the heck did I just join?!
**[05:58] ---**
No wonder that club seemed
so freakishly sketchy!
**[06:00] ---**
Gosh darn it!
**[06:02] ---**
Sakuragaoka, is he crying?
**[06:05] ---**
He's crying, all right.
**[06:06] ---**
President Takao, this is your chance!
**[06:09] ---**
You're right, Inada!
**[06:10] ---**
Please tell him, President Takao!
**[06:13] ---**
Kenji Kazama, drop the fake
club right this second!
**[06:16] ---**
What?!
**[06:17] ---**
If you do, the fake club will get
shut down due to its lack of members!
**[06:20] ---**
Shut down?
**[06:22] ---**
That's why she was trying so hard...
**[06:24] ---**
Why do you wanna destroy our club?
**[06:25] ---**
Does it matter?
**[06:27] ---**
For one thing, the fake club
was supposed to get shut down!
**[06:29] ---**
You're the one who had to butt in and join!
**[06:32] ---**
It's not like I joined because I wanted to...
**[06:33] ---**
Then drop the club!
**[06:34] ---**
Why do I have to listen to you?!
**[06:37] ---**
Sheesh! I've had enough of your crap.
**[06:48] ---**
Hey!
**[06:50] ---**
You punks!
**[06:52] ---**
Y-You wouldn't raise your hand
against a girl, would you?
**[06:56] ---**
I believe in you. I-I believe
you'll do the right thing...
**[06:59] ---**
I don't care if she believes in me!
**[07:02] ---**
But I can't punch a chick. Tch!
**[07:05] ---**
I--Er, may I help you?
**[07:09] ---**
Nah, but... are you really... a chick?
**[07:13] ---**
You're so silly! Of course I'm a girl.
**[07:15] ---**
Crap!
**[07:17] ---**
At first glance, Sakuragaoka-*kun
*may look like a beautiful girl,
**[07:20] ---**
but he's actually just a beautiful boy!
**[07:21] ---**
No, "just" doesn't belong in that sentence.
**[07:24] ---**
That's what makes him hot! That's his appeal!
**[07:26] ---**
But if his true identity as a beautiful
boy--er, teen--came to light,
**[07:29] ---**
this thug would bulldoze right through him!
**[07:32] ---**
"Their formation is full of holes"
**[07:34] ---**
I can see you're not
convinced, in which case...
**[07:38] ---**
Do you still think I'm a
guy after seeing this?!
**[07:41] ---**
What?! He was wearing a girl's
school uniform under his robe?!
**[07:46] ---**
Sakuragaoka-*kun*, would
you mind putting this on?
**[07:49] ---**
Ugh! Please stop asking me, Inada-*san.*
**[07:52] ---**
I hate that crap more than anything.
**[07:54] ---**
Sakuragaoka-*kun* was so quick
to reveal himself in a dress!
**[07:58] ---**
And not for me, but for this
hick fresh from the country!
**[08:03] ---**
It's unforgivable! But thank you!
**[08:07] ---**
Yeah, you're definitely a chick. Sorry.
**[08:13] ---**
I still haven't done anything, but
they're dropping like flies...
**[08:16] ---**
What's going on here?
**[08:18] ---**
What is going on here?
**[08:20] ---**
Yikes! You're not supposed to say that!
**[08:24] ---**
I'm going home for real now!
**[08:26] ---**
There was one left!
**[08:28] ---**
Going by your build, you've gotta be a dude!
**[08:31] ---**
We're in deep doo-doo again!
**[08:33] ---**
Underneath his disguise,
**[08:33] ---**
"Underneath"
**[08:35] ---**
Yamada may look like a buff
brute at first glance,
**[08:37] ---**
but he's actually just a timid pacifist!
**[08:39] ---**
Yet his face is intimidating!
**[08:41] ---**
There is no way he could pass for a girl!
**[08:43] ---**
"Their formation is truly full of holes"
**[08:46] ---**
I-I...
**[08:49] ---**
...am a woman!
**[08:51] ---**
Yamada tried his hardest!
**[08:52] ---**
Like I'd buy that!
**[08:54] ---**
Yamada!
**[08:58] ---**
Later!
**[08:59] ---**
How dare you do this to my club!
**[09:02] ---**
Now that it has come to this,
I'm going to avenge everyone!
**[09:05] ---**
No, I really think you should
give up on this vengeance thing.
**[09:07] ---**
President, you should give up on that...
**[09:10] ---**
See? Even one of your own
is telling you to give up.
**[09:13] ---**
True to my looks,
**[09:14] ---**
my strength, skill, and speed stats are low.
**[09:20] ---**
But I've got knowledge!
**[09:23] ---**
How about I exercise my
power over State power?!
**[09:26] ---**
But that power doesn't belong to you!
**[09:28] ---**
My lies versus your version of the truth...
**[09:32] ---**
I wonder which they're
more likely to believe.
**[09:35] ---**
Well, Mr. Suspended?
**[09:36] ---**
Hey, th-that's cheating!
**[09:38] ---**
Between a delinquent and the busty president,
**[09:41] ---**
it's obvious that they'd believe
the president first and foremost.
**[09:44] ---**
Huh?
**[09:45] ---**
What a pity!
**[09:47] ---**
If you had a boobs fetish
instead of a foot fetish,
**[09:49] ---**
the president could have defeated
you with her seductive charms!
**[09:53] ---**
Huh?!
**[09:53] ---**
Stop right there! Why the hell do
you think I have a foot fetish?!
**[09:57] ---**
Isn't that what Ms. Ohsawa told us?
**[09:59] ---**
Uh, yeah...
**[10:01] ---**
If I had to describe him in a word
or two, I guess "foot fetish" works.
**[10:04] ---**
Got it!
**[10:05] ---**
Damn that teacher!
**[10:07] ---**
A foot fetish... Whoa!
**[10:09] ---**
Do thighs turn you on? How about ankles?
**[10:12] ---**
Do you wanna get stuffed up or
bound in some black stockings?
**[10:16] ---**
Hell no! Between feet and
boobs, I'll take boobs!
**[10:19] ---**
Why on earth did I just
confess that like an idiot?
**[10:23] ---**
In other words... you'd like to do
"that" to the president's chest?
**[10:27] ---**
Wha--?! What does "that" even mean?!
**[10:29] ---**
You're putting words in my mouth!
**[10:35] ---**
No! When I say, "No," I mean it!
**[10:37] ---**
What're you going on about?
**[10:38] ---**
Stay away from me, you pervert!
**[10:41] ---**
You're the one reading into things!
**[10:47] ---**
You actually called the cops, didn't you?!
**[10:49] ---**
No! I'd never actually call them.
**[10:52] ---**
Then what're they doing here?!
**[10:53] ---**
Excuse me, but do you have a minute?
**[10:54] ---**
Y-Yes, how may I help you?!
**[10:57] ---**
We received a report that a group dressed
in black was attacking a civilian.
**[11:06] ---**
Is that the pervert dressed in black...?
**[11:11] ---**
C-Come to think of it, there was a
mighty brawl here just a minute ago!
**[11:14] ---**
Right, Prez?
**[11:15] ---**
Y-Yup! Some people in black were chasing
after someone who looked like a civilian.
**[11:20] ---**
Did they run upriver or downriver?
**[11:24] ---**
That's so funny! I'm such an
airhead! I can't seem to remember.
**[11:27] ---**
I was so scared!
**[11:32] ---**
Where do you fit in?
**[11:34] ---**
We didn't have a thing to do with it.
**[11:46] ---**
Curse you, member of the
fake Game Creation Club!
**[11:48] ---**
What?!
**[11:50] ---**
We'll get you for this!
**[11:52] ---**
Whoa--Hey!
**[11:57] ---**
It's a fake club, huh?
**[12:01] ---**
Let's go home...
**[12:14] ---**
Well?! You don't stand a chance before me!
**[12:19] ---**
But fear not! I shall let
you join your companions!
**[12:24] ---**
N-Not... on my... watch!
**[12:30] ---**
Now, with this wave I shall crush you flat!
**[12:34] ---**
Die! Die! *Die*!
**[12:39] ---**
I don't think... I'll make it...
**[12:44] ---**
But hope is not lost, for I still have you...
**[12:48] ---**
Knowing that, I can die in peace...
**[12:57] ---**
What the heck are you doing?!
**[13:00] ---**
What sort of play is this?!
**[13:02] ---**
That looks incredibly realistic!
**[13:04] ---**
Aw, the floor's so cool! It feels heavenly.
**[13:06] ---**
Do your job, Teach!
**[13:08] ---**
Jeez! And here we were at such a great part.
**[13:10] ---**
Doing what?!
**[13:11] ---**
Playing "Heroes Enduring the Demon King's
Secret Space Compression Ritual," duh!
**[13:16] ---**
How was I supposed to know? Why are you
actin' like everyone knows that game?
**[13:18] ---**
And your role is Hero's Son A.
**[13:22] ---**
When did you start including me in this?!
**[13:24] ---**
There isn't a script! And I don't wanna play!
**[13:32] ---**
We've been waiting for you.
**[13:40] ---**
Now that Kazama-*san* is back,
everyone in our club is present.
**[13:45] ---**
As such, I'd like to discuss what
we'll do for the FuF Festival.
**[13:48] ---**
The FuF Festival?
**[13:51] ---**
Fujou Academy Freedom Festival,
or the FuF Festival for short.
**[13:54] ---**
Oh, the culture festival!
**[13:56] ---**
If we prove ourselves there...
**[13:58] ---**
...this club won't be going anywhere.
**[14:00] ---**
Huh? Does this club actually do
something during the culture festival?
**[14:04] ---**
We're the Game Creation Club!
**[14:04] ---**
"Culture Club"
**[14:07] ---**
Oh, okay...
**[14:10] ---**
Speaking of the Game Creation Club,
I've been meaning to ask you--
**[14:13] ---**
Don't get full of yourselves just
because you got a new member!
**[14:16] ---**
It's her!
**[14:18] ---**
You're the weirdo from yesterday!
**[14:20] ---**
You know Takao?
**[14:22] ---**
Huh? Kinda. A lot happened...
**[14:25] ---**
"A lot"? You did "a lot" to her melons...?
**[14:28] ---**
Hell no! And is that a popular hand signal?!
**[14:31] ---**
I see you haven't changed...
**[14:35] ---**
What?
**[14:38] ---**
Instead of making games, your fake
club just sits around and snacks.
**[14:42] ---**
I am going to shut you guys down *soon*!
**[14:44] ---**
Yeah? How?
**[14:47] ---**
I'm going to...
**[14:51] ---**
She hasn't figured that out yet.
**[14:53] ---**
Then we'll launch our attack first!
**[14:55] ---**
Wait!
**[14:57] ---**
Eat my earth attack! Actually, it's sand!
**[15:00] ---**
My eyes! It went in my mouth!
**[15:03] ---**
Eat my water attack!
**[15:04] ---**
Drowning! I'm drowning on dry land!
**[15:08] ---**
You sure had fun threatening us!
**[15:08] ---**
Aren't you gonna participate?
**[15:09] ---**
Stop it!
**[15:10] ---**
Uh, no...
**[15:12] ---**
Waterfalls attack!
**[15:12] ---**
Hey, what type of monster do you take me for?
**[15:13] ---**
No!
**[15:15] ---**
Actually, I'm not entirely certain...
**[15:19] ---**
Um, are you all right?
**[15:23] ---**
Don't talk to me like
you're my friend, traitor!
**[15:29] ---**
What's your problem? Are
you still mad at Roka?
**[15:35] ---**
And here she's so adorable!
**[15:37] ---**
Lookie!
**[15:38] ---**
Stop it!
**[15:42] ---**
I'm going to make sure this club
gets shut down ASAP, stupid! Stupid!
**[15:47] ---**
Please wait up!
**[15:51] ---**
Why are there two different
Game Creation Clubs?
**[15:55] ---**
Well, some stuff happened...
**[15:57] ---**
Did something happen between those two?
**[16:00] ---**
Takao hates Roka for bringing her own
club to the brink of destruction.
**[16:05] ---**
She hates her...?
**[16:07] ---**
Yeah. Back when she was a first
year, Roka was a member of her club.
**[16:12] ---**
Shibasaki-*san*, what is that?
**[16:14] ---**
A bag. Would you like to wear it?
**[16:19] ---**
Roka is, well, she can be a bit unique.
**[16:23] ---**
Commoners typically fear
those they don't understand.
**[16:27] ---**
Next thing she knew, they were
giving her the cold shoulder.
**[16:30] ---**
When she picked up on their disgust,
**[16:33] ---**
her "other side" slipped out, didn't it?
**[16:33] ---**
"Darkness"
**[16:36] ---**
Nope.
**[16:37] ---**
I was so ticked that I
decided to punish them.
**[16:40] ---**
"Gyaaaaa!"
**[16:41] ---**
The ground is suffocating me!
**[16:43] ---**
It's cold!
**[16:44] ---**
As a result, her club grew
smaller and smaller...
**[16:47] ---**
Roka felt responsible and
wound up quitting herself.
**[16:50] ---**
It's all your stinkin' fault!
**[16:52] ---**
I'm fully aware of that.
**[17:01] ---**
Roka?
**[17:04] ---**
Would you like to make a new
Game Creation Club with me?
**[17:08] ---**
Yes!
**[17:10] ---**
I'm trying to help my longtime
best friend in my own right.
**[17:16] ---**
So before something happens, go after her!
**[17:19] ---**
Why should I go after her?!
**[17:21] ---**
Well, I'd only make things worse.
**[17:24] ---**
Sakura would...
**[17:25] ---**
...finish things in one minute!
**[17:27] ---**
Scary!
**[17:27] ---**
The teacher is...
**[17:28] ---**
...asleep!
**[17:30] ---**
Dang, you don't leave me any other choice!
**[17:37] ---**
So, it was all your fault, Chitose*-senpai.*
**[17:41] ---**
In which case, why is Takao-*senpai
*so angry at Roka-*senpai*?
**[17:53] ---**
They're already at it!
**[17:59] ---**
You've finally come to
finish me off, haven't you?
**[18:02] ---**
No, I...
**[18:13] ---**
You came to give her that towel, didn't you?
**[18:19] ---**
Apparently she wants to
apologize, so could ya--
**[18:23] ---**
Apologize?
**[18:26] ---**
You want to apologize?
**[18:27] ---**
Well...
**[18:30] ---**
What's the point after
waiting all this time?!
**[18:33] ---**
You're so selfish!
**[18:35] ---**
It's not like you did anything wrong,
but you leapt at the chance to quit!
**[18:39] ---**
If you feel bad enough to apologize...
**[18:41] ---**
I wish you had stayed in the club with me!
**[18:46] ---**
What's this all about?
**[18:56] ---**
I'm with the Game Creation Club!
We're currently recruiting!
**[19:06] ---**
Roka!
**[19:12] ---**
We have more club members now.
**[19:14] ---**
We should be able to
enter the tournament now.
**[19:16] ---**
Is that right?
**[19:18] ---**
Takao-*san,* knowing you, I'm sure
you'll make an incredible game!
**[19:20] ---**
Then--
**[19:21] ---**
Chitose and I made a new club.
**[19:25] ---**
I'm a club president now, too!
**[19:28] ---**
You don't say...
**[19:30] ---**
All right. Well, later!
**[19:38] ---**
Your club is so ridiculous...
**[19:41] ---**
Why don't you let it go?
**[19:44] ---**
I made that club with Chitose.
**[19:46] ---**
I cannot let it get shut down.
**[19:49] ---**
So, what do you want to do?
**[19:58] ---**
That's a given!
**[20:01] ---**
Compete against my club in the
upcoming culture festival!
**[20:03] ---**
If my club wins, your fake club is finished!
**[20:06] ---**
It will get absorbed into our club.
**[20:09] ---**
"Absorbed"?
**[20:13] ---**
This would be so much easier if she simply
said she wants to be in the same club...
**[20:17] ---**
She sure can be awkward.
**[20:20] ---**
What should I say?
**[20:21] ---**
Why're you askin' me?! This
has nuttin' to do with me!
**[20:24] ---**
Sure it does! You're a member of my club.
**[20:32] ---**
I don't know what you wanna do, Prez,
**[20:37] ---**
but won't this settle things
one way or the other?
**[20:40] ---**
I don't like brewin' over crap and
getting nuttin' to show for it.
**[20:44] ---**
You're right.
**[20:46] ---**
I accept your challenge.
**[20:48] ---**
I'm going with the intent to win.
**[20:51] ---**
I see...
**[20:54] ---**
Very well.
**[21:03] ---**
That horse has left the barn, huh?
**[21:04] ---**
Yeah. I can't see her anymore.
**[21:06] ---**
No, that's not what I meant.
**[21:10] ---**
I actually said it, didn't
I? That we'd win...
**[21:13] ---**
That you did!
**[21:16] ---**
"Game Creation Club"
**[21:19] ---**
We're competing in the culture festival?
**[21:21] ---**
Sounds fun!
**[21:23] ---**
It sounds like you've decided
to take on another headache.
**[21:25] ---**
Don't say that!
**[21:27] ---**
If we lose, our Game Creation Club
will get absorbed into theirs.
**[21:31] ---**
What?! But then I won't get to sleep anymore!
**[21:34] ---**
Are you attending our club
meetings to catch some Z's?
**[21:36] ---**
What if I am?
**[21:38] ---**
Well, it'd stink if things
dragged out like this forever.
**[21:44] ---**
Long story short, we just have to win, right?
**[21:46] ---**
Right.
**[21:47] ---**
And since you said we're gonna win,
we must have a decent shot at it.
**[21:51] ---**
Have you decided what we're gonna do?
**[21:53] ---**
Kinda...
**[21:56] ---**
Take "Heroes Enduring the Demon King's
Secret Space Compression Ritual" and...
**[22:00] ---**
And?
**[22:02] ---**
And...
**[22:06] ---**
I'm still working on it.
**[22:06] ---**
"Fujou Academy Freedom Festival"
**[22:08] ---**
At this rate, we're gonna lose!
**[22:22] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:24] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[22:27] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[22:29] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[22:32] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[22:34] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[22:37] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[22:39] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[22:43] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[22:45] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[22:47] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[22:54] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[22:58] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[23:01] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[23:04] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:06] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[23:09] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[23:14] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:16] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:19] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[23:41] ---**
"~How *D-Frag*'s Manga was Born~"
**[23:42] ---**
Behind the Scenes Uranium!
**[23:44] ---**
"Alive"
**[23:46] ---**
"Romantic Man - Editor T!!"
**[23:48] ---**
It's trash.
**[23:49] ---**
"Pretty quick to give up
on an idea: Manga Artist H"
**[23:49] ---**
So it's no good, huh?
**[23:51] ---**
The lame protagonist turns into the
evil masked wrestler, Jaguar Potato,
**[23:55] ---**
and earns money for the sake of the orphans!
**[23:57] ---**
"Jaguar Potato"
**[23:57] ---**
Where did I go wrong with
this touching story?
**[24:01] ---**
It failed the moment you turned
the protagonist's name into a pun.
**[24:03] ---**
And Alive generally requires
female characters in the cast.
**[24:06] ---**
Huh? But there is a girl!
**[24:08] ---**
The owner of the underworld
pro-wrestling world, Madam Mariko!
**[24:11] ---**
She isn't hot!
**[24:12] ---**
Let's try to come up with
something hip and trendy.
**[24:15] ---**
How about a story about making
games? Isn't that hip?
**[24:18] ---**
Huh? How is that hip and trendy?
**[24:21] ---**
Sounds good!
**[24:23] ---**
"Thus, the manga was made!"
**[24:23] ---**
Thus, the manga was made!
# 3 - Fujou Academy Freedom Festival, AKA FuF Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR8V02Q7R/d-frag)
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**[00:36] ---**
"Fujou Academy's Game Creation Club (Legit)"
**[00:37] ---**
This is Fujou Academy's Game Creation Club.
**[00:39] ---**
They nearly got shut down last year,
**[00:41] ---**
but the club's current president, Takao,
rebuilt the club from the ground up.
**[00:45] ---**
It was revived as the New Game Creation Club.
**[00:49] ---**
Despite the club's short history,
**[00:51] ---**
their incredible teamwork allowed
them to excel in tournaments.
**[00:56] ---**
These days, even other schools
acknowledge their greatness.
**[00:59] ---**
In other words, we can't win in a fair fight!
**[01:03] ---**
Our victory rests on...
**[01:06] ---**
...how badly we sabotage their production!
**[01:10] ---**
That's not an option!
**[01:12] ---**
I know! I know!
**[01:12] ---**
"Soaked"
**[01:12] ---**
Let's get their computers sopping wet!
**[01:15] ---**
Didn't I just say no?
**[01:17] ---**
Better yet, we could pack it with dirt.
**[01:17] ---**
"Box" "Pack it with dirt."
**[01:19] ---**
You're freaking heartless!
**[01:21] ---**
He's right. I can't allow you to do that.
**[01:25] ---**
Your methods are too slow and unreliable.
**[01:29] ---**
If I use this, it'll all be over in seconds.
**[01:32] ---**
That's why you put your foot down?!
**[01:34] ---**
And you're a teacher?!
**[01:35] ---**
There's no going around it!
**[01:35] ---**
"Calling UFOs Club"
**[01:37] ---**
I'll have to use my fire!
**[01:39] ---**
Aw, forget it! Please, just zip your lips.
**[01:51] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[01:54] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[01:58] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[02:01] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[02:04] ---**
*I never know why*
**[02:08] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[02:11] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[02:14] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[02:19] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[02:27] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[02:29] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[02:34] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[02:41] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[02:48] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[02:51] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[02:54] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[02:59] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[03:03] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[03:06] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[03:14] ---**
"Fujou Academy Freedom
Festival, AKA FuF Festival"
**[03:17] ---**
If you're the Game Creation Club,
**[03:19] ---**
compete with your game-making
skills like normal folk!
**[03:21] ---**
Couldn't you whip something up?
**[03:24] ---**
I'm confident in my stamina!
**[03:26] ---**
I don't know how to make games.
**[03:28] ---**
All I have is political power.
**[03:30] ---**
What do you expect from a teacher?
**[03:34] ---**
In other words, you lack
any game-making knowhow.
**[03:38] ---**
This club is screwed!
**[03:40] ---**
How 'bout you?
**[03:41] ---**
Aw, jeez! I'm sorry!
**[03:43] ---**
Don't pout!
**[03:45] ---**
I can beat Super Marilyn in an hour!
**[03:48] ---**
You're just a gamer?! Refund my apology *now*!
**[03:52] ---**
"Super Marilyn"
**[03:52] ---**
Super Marilyn!
**[03:54] ---**
This action game was sold in the 1980s.
**[03:57] ---**
Not only was it the first game in the
industry with a female protagonist,
**[04:00] ---**
but she defeated her enemies
with seduction attacks!
**[04:03] ---**
With such unique and suggestive qualities,
**[04:05] ---**
it was popular with adults and some children.
**[04:07] ---**
Sequels are still getting
released on a regular basis.
**[04:10] ---**
I don't care!
**[04:11] ---**
You sure we shouldn't declare
defeat and let them absorb us?
**[04:19] ---**
Meh. In any event, we need to
find out what they're making.
**[04:25] ---**
Fine, do whatever!
**[04:27] ---**
That having been said, go spy for us.
**[04:29] ---**
Here we go again!
**[04:31] ---**
I'm sick of *always* doing the dirty work!
**[04:35] ---**
Aren't my puppy eyes enough
to convince you to go?
**[04:39] ---**
Nope!
**[04:40] ---**
Then whoever loses has to
serve as our spy. Cool?
**[04:40] ---**
"Super Marilyn"
**[04:43] ---**
Humph! There's no way I'll lose!
**[04:48] ---**
I never expected a chandelier
to come crashing down on me...
**[04:52] ---**
"Ultimately, he lost."
**[04:52] ---**
So, why are you coming? You won!
**[04:57] ---**
Got a problem with me tagging along?
**[05:00] ---**
No, but after everything you said...
**[05:03] ---**
Forget it.
**[05:04] ---**
"The Real Game Creation Club"
**[05:08] ---**
They love to make a point!
**[05:10] ---**
"The Real Game Creation Club"
**[05:11] ---**
Slide!
**[05:13] ---**
Well? Can you see anything?
**[05:14] ---**
Not a thing.
**[05:16] ---**
Hey, you're making it hard for me to go in.
**[05:19] ---**
On second thought, could you go back?
**[05:20] ---**
Nope!
**[05:21] ---**
Why not?!
**[05:25] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[05:27] ---**
J-Just visitin'?
**[05:29] ---**
Why you--! You have some nerve,
**[05:32] ---**
showing your faces here
after all you've said!
**[05:34] ---**
She has a point.
**[05:36] ---**
Whatever.
**[05:38] ---**
Why don't you come in? I'll
show you what we've got.
**[05:40] ---**
Are you sure?
**[05:41] ---**
I don't mind.
**[05:42] ---**
It's not like showing you will
endanger our chances of victory.
**[05:45] ---**
In that case...
**[05:49] ---**
You're not invited!
**[05:52] ---**
Hey, are you sure you
want me to snoop around?
**[05:57] ---**
You're... Yamada!
**[06:02] ---**
Sorry 'bout what I did back there.
**[06:04] ---**
Suddenly punchin' ya and all.
**[06:05] ---**
No, I brought that on myself.
**[06:08] ---**
I guess... you gave it a valiant effort.
**[06:11] ---**
I appreciate that.
**[06:12] ---**
Kenji Kazama! Why are you here?!
**[06:14] ---**
Huh?
**[06:18] ---**
I-I suppose I ought to thank you...
**[06:20] ---**
Why?!
**[06:21] ---**
Oh, Kazama-*san*.
**[06:23] ---**
Huh? Say, weren't you a...
**[06:26] ---**
Crap!
**[06:28] ---**
Shoot! If he finds out that I
tricked him, he's bound to hit me!
**[06:32] ---**
It-It's nothing!
**[06:35] ---**
Kenji Kazama, I'm glad you're here!
**[06:37] ---**
W-W-W-Want some coffee?!
**[06:39] ---**
We don't have any coffee, do we?
**[06:41] ---**
We have something kind of like coffee!
**[06:43] ---**
C'mon! Get over here already.
**[06:46] ---**
'Kay!
**[06:47] ---**
Wow! This is how you make games?
**[06:50] ---**
So how's it work?
**[06:51] ---**
It's simple. If you drag this over here,
**[06:55] ---**
it will complete the song.
**[06:55] ---**
That man will fall into our clutches.
**[06:59] ---**
Just watch.
**[07:01] ---**
So, next you'll want to click on that.
**[07:01] ---**
If they keep it up, the
president will lean over him.
**[07:04] ---**
Right, right. That will link it together.
**[07:05] ---**
Sooner or later, those plump boobs
will hit the back of his head.
**[07:07] ---**
Next, you'll want to...
**[07:08] ---**
So far, she has won over... every man!
**[07:10] ---**
"Oblivious"
**[07:12] ---**
But do you think it will go that smoothly?
**[07:15] ---**
What? What do you mean by that?
**[07:17] ---**
Please observe what's happening.
**[07:20] ---**
It can't be...!
**[07:21] ---**
His hair is too spikey!
**[07:24] ---**
It's making the president
conscious of her boobs.
**[07:26] ---**
She can't get near his head!
**[07:29] ---**
You must be happy. You won't lose him.
**[07:32] ---**
Er, huh?
**[07:35] ---**
What is it?!
**[07:43] ---**
Get out!
**[07:46] ---**
Er, I'm sorry. I know that wasn't your fault.
**[07:51] ---**
Hey, it's cool. You don't
have to say anything.
**[07:56] ---**
Why don't you join my club already?
**[07:58] ---**
"Already"?
**[07:59] ---**
This duel is a waste of time. The
outcome is so obvious it hurts!
**[08:03] ---**
If you join, maybe she'll
stop being so oddly stubborn.
**[08:08] ---**
Ya think?
**[08:12] ---**
I'm trying to help my longtime
best friend in my own right.
**[08:14] ---**
It will get absorbed into our club.
**[08:17] ---**
This is the... real me!
**[08:20] ---**
I made that club with Chitose.
**[08:23] ---**
On second thought, I think
you should duke it out.
**[08:26] ---**
I mean, isn't it more fun that way?
**[08:32] ---**
Fine, we'll go through with it!
**[08:34] ---**
Whoever gets the most
visitors wins! Sound good?
**[08:37] ---**
Yeah, bring it on!
**[08:39] ---**
"The Real Game Creation Club"
**[08:41] ---**
That may have sounded cool,
but what are we gonna do?
**[08:45] ---**
"Darkness Version"
**[08:48] ---**
What're you doin'?
**[08:51] ---**
Let's head on back! We've
gotta prepare for battle!
**[08:56] ---**
Wh-What is it?
**[08:58] ---**
What is it?!
**[08:59] ---**
It's nothing!
**[09:01] ---**
"Game Creation Club"
**[09:01] ---**
Welcome back!
**[09:05] ---**
How'd it go?
**[09:06] ---**
Looks like you're havin' a good time!
**[09:09] ---**
Chitose wrote the scenario for
this game and I created it.
**[09:12] ---**
The Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game!
**[09:14] ---**
That title's horrible!
**[09:17] ---**
"It's Year X in the Golden
Age of Space Travel."
**[09:21] ---**
"Through alien interactions,
**[09:24] ---**
Earthlings have become active
in interplanetary trade.
**[09:27] ---**
However, there is one item
that they cannot obtain!"
**[09:32] ---**
Wow!
**[09:32] ---**
"Alien porn magazines are off limits!"
**[09:35] ---**
"Some alien porn mags are
rated for ages 200 and up,
**[09:39] ---**
making them impossible for humans to obtain!"
**[09:41] ---**
"But we wanna read them!"
**[09:43] ---**
"That's why the Porn Magazine
Delivery Service took to the scene.
**[09:46] ---**
Braving danger, they are specialists
at slipping through Space Customs."
**[09:52] ---**
"This is a game about becoming
one such erotic magazine hunter
**[09:55] ---**
and carrying your contraband to the goal!"
**[10:00] ---**
Between the sci-fi setting
and the keywords "porn mag,"
**[10:04] ---**
this revolutionary game will
attract men from around the world!
**[10:07] ---**
Sure, it's a game, but
isn't it just a board game?
**[10:10] ---**
It's my pride and joy!
**[10:12] ---**
The story isn't appropriate
for a school festival!
**[10:17] ---**
I have an even more original idea!
**[10:19] ---**
Let's keep this fair and square.
**[10:21] ---**
So, did you manage to destroy their club?
**[10:23] ---**
What?! Since when was I supposed to do that?!
**[10:26] ---**
Read between the lines!
**[10:28] ---**
We'd never stand a chance if we fought
fair at this point in the game.
**[10:30] ---**
You little--!
**[10:31] ---**
But if push comes to shove,
I can use my authority...
**[10:34] ---**
No, you can't!
**[10:44] ---**
Huh? Where's Kazama-*san*?
**[10:47] ---**
He just left.
**[10:49] ---**
S-Sakuragaoka-*kun*!
**[11:05] ---**
Fujou Academy Freedom
Festival, AKA FuF Festival.
**[11:08] ---**
Every year, that festival
is, how should I put it?
**[11:11] ---**
It's a normal school festival that doesn't
particularly stand out in any way.
**[11:14] ---**
That just about sums it up!
**[11:16] ---**
So why did you drag me to this
ordinary school festival?
**[11:20] ---**
"These are minor characters."
**[11:21] ---**
Because I graduated from this school!
**[11:25] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[11:28] ---**
What powerful chi!
**[11:29] ---**
Dad, is this really your
typical school festival?
**[11:32] ---**
I'm not sure!
**[11:34] ---**
My son has finally gotten old
enough to use the word "chi"!
**[11:44] ---**
"These are minor characters."
**[11:44] ---**
Dad, that's--!
**[11:46] ---**
Yeah. Something big is going to happen
during this year's FuF Festival!
**[11:51] ---**
At last, this day has finally arrived!
**[11:53] ---**
Honestly, I was expecting
you to get in our way.
**[11:56] ---**
I'm glad to see that you're going to
face us fair and square this time.
**[12:00] ---**
Actually, I tried to ... and...
to *death*stroy all your hard work,
**[12:06] ---**
but everyone kept stopping me.
**[12:08] ---**
What a pity!
**[12:10] ---**
President, hang in there!
**[12:13] ---**
I'm getting this strong urge
to root for the other side...
**[12:17] ---**
I'd like to confirm the rules.
**[12:20] ---**
Victory is determined by whichever
club gets the most visitors.
**[12:24] ---**
If our club wins, we will absorb your club.
**[12:29] ---**
What happens if your club wins?
**[12:32] ---**
If our club wins, Takao's boobs
will be sentenced to this!
**[12:37] ---**
Huh?
**[12:38] ---**
S-S-S-Sentenced to this?! Are you serious?!
**[12:41] ---**
Th-Th-That's crazy!
**[12:43] ---**
What?! What is it?!
**[12:45] ---**
But very well. It's more exciting
when the stakes are high.
**[12:49] ---**
You gave the okay without consulting me?!
**[12:51] ---**
It looks like you've got a pretty
tough cookie in your club.
**[12:56] ---**
Now then...
**[12:57] ---**
Let the games begin!
**[13:01] ---**
You've got it rough, huh?
**[13:05] ---**
You pervert!
**[13:07] ---**
Don't take it out on me!
**[13:08] ---**
Wasn't that game fun?
**[13:10] ---**
I see you're back again this year.
**[13:10] ---**
"These are minor characters."
**[13:12] ---**
Yeah. I can't wait to see what type
**[13:14] ---**
of games they made this year.
**[13:15] ---**
But I'm most excited about
the glorious feeling
**[13:18] ---**
of Takao-*san*'s boobs hitting my
head as she offers explanations.
**[13:21] ---**
Is there a crew cut under that hat?
**[13:21] ---**
"These are minor characters."
**[13:24] ---**
Did you shave your head just
to fully savor that sensation?
**[13:27] ---**
How about you?
**[13:29] ---**
I'm bald to begin with.
**[13:30] ---**
"10 Minutes Per Person"
**[13:33] ---**
Welcome! Hello.
**[13:35] ---**
Huh?!
**[13:37] ---**
Um, Takao-*san*, aren't you going
to explain the games personally?
**[13:40] ---**
Nope! Today my underclassman
will handle the explanations.
**[13:46] ---**
Wow, it's pretty crowded in here!
**[13:49] ---**
What? Here to ridicule me?
**[13:51] ---**
I'll click if you come in.
**[13:52] ---**
I'll click ten times!
**[13:53] ---**
Why ten times?
**[13:55] ---**
Are you here to sabotage us?
**[13:56] ---**
I wouldn't pull a stunt like that!
**[13:59] ---**
I'm just here to check things out.
**[14:01] ---**
Goodness! You've got some nerve
to come here, Kenji Kazama!
**[14:04] ---**
Yo! Dang, you look horrible in that.
**[14:07] ---**
Shuddup!
**[14:08] ---**
"Introduction to Games!!"
**[14:09] ---**
Kazama-*san*!
**[14:11] ---**
You're from the other day...
**[14:13] ---**
Sorry about that...
**[14:16] ---**
You look great in that!
**[14:18] ---**
Uh, right... The Vice President
insisted I wear this...
**[14:22] ---**
Why are you always cryin'?
**[14:24] ---**
It's to attract visitors; for the duel!
**[14:24] ---**
"For personal reasons"
**[14:27] ---**
Huh...?
**[14:29] ---**
Oh, Kazama-*san*.
**[14:31] ---**
Don't dress up!
**[14:33] ---**
Well, look good and hard!
**[14:36] ---**
This is the fruit of my Game
Creation Club's hard work.
**[14:39] ---**
Everyone is having fun
playing the games we made.
**[14:43] ---**
True 'nough.
**[14:45] ---**
Feel like admitting defeat?
**[14:47] ---**
From here out, we'll work
together to build this club up.
**[14:50] ---**
Well, I think it's a nice club.
**[14:54] ---**
Now it's your turn to come see ours!
**[14:59] ---**
Fine! I'll go check it out!
**[15:01] ---**
It's clear that we've won!
**[15:04] ---**
"Game Castle"
**[15:08] ---**
It's huge!
**[15:09] ---**
"Game Castle"
**[15:09] ---**
Wh-What is that?!
**[15:11] ---**
What do you mean?
**[15:12] ---**
It's the school festival's #1 attraction!
**[15:12] ---**
It's the Game Creation Club's attraction.
**[15:15] ---**
Inside... well, we stuffed in as
many analog games as we could!
**[15:19] ---**
It was a feat!
**[15:20] ---**
Th-These aren't games!
**[15:23] ---**
Nope, they're games.
**[15:23] ---**
"School Festival's #1 Attraction"
**[15:25] ---**
We just didn't make them with computers.
**[15:27] ---**
They pulled several all-nighters
to make the decorations.
**[15:31] ---**
Anything fun is a game!
**[15:33] ---**
Or so she said.
**[15:35] ---**
Although I totally get your pain...
**[15:39] ---**
Even if she's right,
**[15:41] ---**
there's no way you made that
gaudy thing by yourselves!
**[15:46] ---**
Out with it!
**[15:48] ---**
Well, bluntly put, we pulled some strings.
**[15:51] ---**
You what?!
**[15:54] ---**
We rounded up the Student Council
and some guys and made them help.
**[15:58] ---**
You're horrible!
**[15:59] ---**
Th-That's cheating!
**[16:01] ---**
It isn't cheating.
**[16:03] ---**
What's wrong with taking advantage
of a club member's assets?
**[16:05] ---**
"Game Castle - It's Free!"
**[16:06] ---**
That getup is cheating!
**[16:09] ---**
No, not necessarily...
**[16:11] ---**
Look down at her feet.
**[16:13] ---**
Wh-What in the...?!
**[16:13] ---**
"Made the arrangements"
**[16:15] ---**
I didn't lose to your sexiness!
**[16:18] ---**
I lost to Earth's gravity!
**[16:20] ---**
Well, this means we've won.
**[16:24] ---**
Of course people would flock to this!
**[16:26] ---**
I want a rematch.
**[16:27] ---**
What?! Weren't you the one who wanted to
compete over who got the most visitors?
**[16:32] ---**
For argument's sake, let's say I allowed
you to compete with analog games!
**[16:35] ---**
None of these games are new--they
lack any originality!
**[16:37] ---**
Are all of the games you made
overflowing with originality?!
**[16:42] ---**
You bet! All of them were made from scratch.
**[16:45] ---**
We made ours from scratch, too!
**[16:48] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[16:50] ---**
"But," what? Let's hear it!
**[16:53] ---**
But...
**[17:02] ---**
Don't cry.
**[17:04] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[17:08] ---**
I seriously don't care who wins.
**[17:12] ---**
But see, Roka said that she doesn't
want to lose her current club.
**[17:18] ---**
Sorry. I didn't mean to
destroy your precious club.
**[17:23] ---**
Back then, I acted in anger and didn't
worry about the consequences...
**[17:28] ---**
She can be a real pain in the butt!
**[17:31] ---**
It was all my fault.
**[17:35] ---**
From your point of view, this
may be a ridiculous club,
**[17:40] ---**
but Roka's finally found a
place where she feels at home.
**[17:43] ---**
Please don't take that from her.
**[17:48] ---**
And where exactly is she?
**[17:52] ---**
Oh, about that...
**[17:56] ---**
"Play at Being the Demon King and Hero"
**[17:58] ---**
Eh? Uh, what is that...?
**[18:00] ---**
I don't know.
**[18:01] ---**
You don't know?
**[18:02] ---**
I don't know!
**[18:06] ---**
I have something to tell you
before I send you to hell!
**[18:08] ---**
You see, I am actually your father!
**[18:11] ---**
I-I can't believe you're my father,
who I haven't seen for 15 years!
**[18:18] ---**
Can you slay one of your parents?
**[18:21] ---**
Your own father?!
**[18:23] ---**
I'll do it!
**[18:26] ---**
You didn't even hesitate for a second!
**[18:29] ---**
Cut!
**[18:30] ---**
That was brilliant!
**[18:34] ---**
You earned a bunch of points
for your father-son adlib.
**[18:38] ---**
Thank you!
**[18:39] ---**
What is this?! A game?! It's
bursting with originality!
**[18:43] ---**
Listen to this!
**[18:45] ---**
Four people have already
come to this game today!
**[18:49] ---**
Glad to hear it.
**[18:50] ---**
Four whole people came?
**[18:50] ---**
Man, everyone put on really
spectacular performances!
**[18:56] ---**
Takao-*san*?
**[18:57] ---**
This game looks fun.
**[18:59] ---**
Really? I gave it my all!
**[19:02] ---**
Roka, are you, um, having fun?
**[19:06] ---**
Yep!
**[19:10] ---**
I see...
**[19:12] ---**
Then I guess it's over...
We've lost this round!
**[19:18] ---**
And I have to admit, you guys are a
bit too much for my club to handle.
**[19:25] ---**
Um...
**[19:29] ---**
I'm the president of this
club, so I can't join yours.
**[19:34] ---**
But... I'd like to be your friend, Takao-*san*.
**[19:40] ---**
As such...
**[19:42] ---**
Takao-*san*, I don't mind if you join our club.
**[19:49] ---**
Who do you think you are?!
**[19:51] ---**
She ruined the moment!
**[19:54] ---**
Jeez, you're hopeless!
**[19:59] ---**
Senpai, you were great!
**[20:03] ---**
Thanks.
**[20:05] ---**
I guess that's one problem outta the way.
**[20:07] ---**
Senpai, despite what you say,
you're actually nice, aren't you?
**[20:10] ---**
And here you're a delinquent!
**[20:13] ---**
Off my back!
**[20:30] ---**
Kazama-*san*, it looks like
the folk dance has started.
**[20:33] ---**
Aren't you going down to dance?
**[20:35] ---**
Why do I have to participate in that?
**[20:39] ---**
What did you think of the FuF Festival?
**[20:42] ---**
Well, I guess it was fun.
**[20:46] ---**
Kazama-*san*?
**[20:47] ---**
What's up?
**[20:50] ---**
Thank you!
**[20:53] ---**
I'm glad that you joined my club.
**[21:00] ---**
If you're gonna say somethin' mushy,
take those off first! Seriously!
**[21:05] ---**
Grown attached to 'em?
**[21:07] ---**
Not really.
**[21:08] ---**
Okay.
**[21:11] ---**
We ultimately failed to get
rid of that fake club, huh?
**[21:14] ---**
Well, it looks like she's trying
her best in her own right,
**[21:17] ---**
so I guess it's okay.
**[21:19] ---**
If that's how you feel...
**[21:21] ---**
I'm fine with it as long as
they change the club's name.
**[21:28] ---**
What is it?
**[21:30] ---**
The fake club!
**[21:32] ---**
Sorry for all the trouble
we caused the other day.
**[21:34] ---**
Takao, you haven't forgotten, have you?
**[21:37] ---**
This was a penalty game!
**[21:40] ---**
B-But you apologized!
**[21:42] ---**
That was that. Our club won the duel.
**[21:46] ---**
So there you have it.
**[21:47] ---**
What a time to abide by the rules!
**[21:50] ---**
To think the day has finally come
when I get to do "that" to Takao!
**[22:00] ---**
Not "that"!
**[22:02] ---**
Ah, she made a run for it!
**[22:15] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:17] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[22:20] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[22:22] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[22:25] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[22:27] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[22:30] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[22:32] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[22:36] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[22:38] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[22:40] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[22:47] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[22:51] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[22:54] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[22:57] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[22:59] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[23:02] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[23:07] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:09] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:12] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[23:34] ---**
"Legend of the Heroic Masochist, Ataru"
**[23:35] ---**
Legend of the Heroic Masochist, Ataru.
**[23:37] ---**
Absurd! You want to use
the entire courtyard?!
**[23:41] ---**
I can't let a single club
take up that much space!
**[23:44] ---**
Shut up and fill out the paperwork.
**[23:48] ---**
I won't bend! You're always,
always asking for the impossible!
**[23:52] ---**
It wasn't me. He's the one who
thought up this crazy plan.
**[23:56] ---**
What?! Is that true, Kenji?!
**[23:59] ---**
Yeah, it is.
**[24:01] ---**
I see... Kenji is taking the
culture festival seriously.
**[24:06] ---**
Then it can't be helped!
**[24:07] ---**
I'll do backflips if I must
to help my best friend!
**[24:11] ---**
Ataru, dude...
**[24:16] ---**
You were pretty quick to give in this time.
**[24:19] ---**
On second thought, I can't
give in that easily!
**[24:22] ---**
Ataru, dude...!
**[24:23] ---**
"Legend of the Heroic
Masochist, Ataru" "The End"
# 4 - They’re the Band of 14 Devils!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR8V02Q7R/d-frag)
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**[00:38] ---**
"Now we're the Real Game Creation Club"
"Celebrating Victory" "Won at the FuF Festival!!"
**[00:54] ---**
Takao's Secret Slash Attack!
**[00:57] ---**
What the heck...?
**[00:59] ---**
"What is Takao's Secret Slash Attack?!!"
**[01:00] ---**
What is Takao's Secret Slash Attack?!
**[01:03] ---**
It converts the kinetic energy obtained
**[01:03] ---**
"If only I had big boobs!"
**[01:06] ---**
from hyper-bouncing boobs
into offensive power,
**[01:07] ---**
allowing one to smite her foe.
**[01:09] ---**
This secret technique is passed
down the famous Takao family line!
**[01:12] ---**
"I want boobs! And make 'em massive!"
**[01:12] ---**
But only those with monster
melons can master this move.
**[01:16] ---**
"You can't master the secret
technique with that flat chest!!"
**[01:16] ---**
Men and boobless women cannot
master this rare move!
**[01:19] ---**
"I'm sorry, Father!"
**[01:22] ---**
I'm sure that's how the story goes!
**[01:25] ---**
Grrr! Curse the Takao family
and their perfect figures!
**[01:28] ---**
Don't create a backstory for me!
**[01:35] ---**
Uh, so then, I would like to begin the
meeting to decide our official club title.
**[01:41] ---**
Okay!
**[01:43] ---**
All righty, everyone!
**[01:44] ---**
Please write your suggestion on
the whiteboard in front of you.
**[01:49] ---**
"Game Creation Club Saturn" "Graaah!"
**[01:51] ---**
What gives? Are you trying
to make it sound like a game?
**[01:56] ---**
What about Saturn sounds game-ish?
**[01:58] ---**
Guess not. She's simply a dirt fanatic.
**[02:01] ---**
Rejected due to sounding cool!
**[02:03] ---**
You serious?
**[02:04] ---**
Then I'm next!
**[02:05] ---**
"Dolphin Game Creation Club"
**[02:07] ---**
You did a good job mixing in
your water type, but so what?
**[02:11] ---**
The dolphin...
**[02:13] ---**
It's drawing you in?!
**[02:15] ---**
"Dengeki Game Creation Club Station"
**[02:16] ---**
You randomly popped up just to show us *that*?!
**[02:19] ---**
All of your suggestions are
cute or cool, so they're out!
**[02:22] ---**
I bet she's gonna reject everything...
**[02:24] ---**
It looks like everything is
riding on you, Kazama-*san*.
**[02:28] ---**
Me?!
**[02:29] ---**
Yes! I have high hopes for you.
**[02:31] ---**
"Game Creation Club No. 2"
**[02:34] ---**
That's so common...
**[02:37] ---**
Damn it! Why? Mine is the most accurate!
**[02:42] ---**
I think his is fine, personally.
**[02:45] ---**
You're actually a nice gal, aren't ya?
**[02:47] ---**
Uh, yeah...
**[02:51] ---**
"Game Creation Club No. 2"
**[02:51] ---**
To be honest, I actually
thought this was pretty nice!
**[02:55] ---**
That line came a little too late...
**[02:58] ---**
I hate to say this after you've
gotten so excited, but...
**[03:02] ---**
The club's official name
was determined ages ago.
**[03:05] ---**
What?!
**[03:06] ---**
Then why were you thinking up names with us?!
**[03:10] ---**
I wanted to interact with
you students a bit...
**[03:12] ---**
You reflect poorly on all teachers!
**[03:14] ---**
When you become an official club,
isn't your name usually set in stone?
**[03:18] ---**
Y-You have a point...
**[03:21] ---**
So what's our official name?
**[03:23] ---**
You're officially the "Game
Creation Club (Provisional)."
**[03:26] ---**
"Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
**[03:29] ---**
"(Provisional)" is *official*?
**[03:36] ---**
Hey, Provisional Club!
**[03:37] ---**
"But runs in fear of a counterattack"
**[03:38] ---**
Pirates of the Provisional Club!
**[03:40] ---**
You little--! You're just a pair of boobs!
**[03:44] ---**
Kazama-*san*, are you okay with this name?
**[03:49] ---**
Well, I don't see why not. It suits you guys.
**[03:56] ---**
Huh?! What's that supposed to mean?!
**[03:58] ---**
Are you implying that we're
the "Whatever Club"?!
**[04:00] ---**
That's not what I'm gettin' at!
**[04:03] ---**
But it's what I think.
**[04:05] ---**
Say...
**[04:07] ---**
Roka, um... I'm sorry I laughed.
**[04:12] ---**
Takao-*san.*
**[04:16] ---**
Kazama, you too.
**[04:17] ---**
'K-kay...
**[04:19] ---**
That's all!
**[04:22] ---**
Well, it looks like she didn't mean
anything by it. Isn't that great?
**[04:27] ---**
Yay...
**[04:29] ---**
Secret Move: Eye Jab of Darkness!
**[04:32] ---**
What?!
**[04:41] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[04:44] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[04:48] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[04:51] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[04:54] ---**
*I never know why*
**[04:58] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[05:01] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[05:04] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[05:09] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[05:17] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[05:19] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[05:24] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[05:31] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[05:38] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[05:41] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[05:44] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[05:49] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[05:53] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[05:56] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[06:04] ---**
"They're the Band of 14 Devils!!"
**[06:05] ---**
Ken-*chan*, you sure 'bout skipping
out on that game club today?
**[06:08] ---**
It's cool! I don't have to
attend every single day.
**[06:12] ---**
You seem to be enjoying
yourself these days, Ken-*chan*.
**[06:15] ---**
Yeah, right!
**[06:20] ---**
Look sharp! They're delinquents.
**[06:21] ---**
So are we.
**[06:23] ---**
Oh, yeah.
**[06:25] ---**
Hey, you're making it hard for
other pedestrians to get by!
**[06:31] ---**
They're the Band of 14 Devils!
**[06:33] ---**
"Out for personal reasons"
**[06:33] ---**
They're the Band of 14 Devils!
**[06:35] ---**
A-Ataru?!
**[06:36] ---**
Who're they?
**[06:38] ---**
Out of all the infamous delinquents at
Fujou Academy, they are feared the most!
**[06:42] ---**
They are the Band of 14 Devils!
**[06:42] ---**
"Band of 14 Devils"
**[06:44] ---**
A band?!
**[06:46] ---**
Does the gang use instruments as weapons?!
**[06:49] ---**
No, they're a disruptive gang that
hogs the rhythm games at arcades.
**[06:53] ---**
Even students from other schools
are issuing complaints.
**[06:55] ---**
They're just hittin' the arcade!
**[06:58] ---**
"Leader: Odawara"
**[06:58] ---**
Huh? You gotta problem with us?
**[07:02] ---**
"The Not Particularly Strange Myokaku"
**[07:02] ---**
Oh, I know all about these guys!
**[07:05] ---**
They're the hicks from that
something-or-other group that just cropped up.
**[07:08] ---**
He doesn't know squat!
**[07:10] ---**
Then I'll just have to give you a lesson!
**[07:12] ---**
You'll learn how terrifying
the Band of 14 Devils is!
**[07:16] ---**
"Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
**[07:17] ---**
Searching for rare porn mags,
**[07:19] ---**
this space adventure is meant
for rough and wild space men!
**[07:22] ---**
You need four people to play this game.
**[07:25] ---**
That four player requirement
is a nasty rule, huh?
**[07:28] ---**
It leaves room for further improvement.
**[07:31] ---**
One, two, three... *four*!
**[07:34] ---**
There's no way I'll play that vulgar game!
**[07:37] ---**
And what is the meaning of this, anyway?
**[07:39] ---**
It-It's horrible!
**[07:42] ---**
K-Kenji...
**[07:44] ---**
The Band of 14 Devils kicked
his butt and took off with him!
**[07:49] ---**
And you thought nothing of saving yourself?
**[07:52] ---**
Don't be silly! For one thing,
I merely supply information.
**[07:55] ---**
I have absolutely no intention
of participating in a fight.
**[07:57] ---**
I couldn't care less.
**[07:59] ---**
A-At any rate, you need
to hurry and save him!
**[08:02] ---**
B-B-B-But! But if I did that, I'd injure
Kazama-*san*'s pride as a delinquent.
**[08:08] ---**
Don't be stupid!
**[08:12] ---**
Aren't you his club president?!
**[08:14] ---**
You need to clean up his mess!
**[08:19] ---**
Huh? He's a big boy; he can
clean up after himself!
**[08:22] ---**
I should think so!
**[08:23] ---**
Shut up over there!
**[08:27] ---**
So what are you going to do?
**[08:28] ---**
P-P-Pee...
**[08:30] ---**
Pee?
**[08:32] ---**
The pee!
**[08:34] ---**
What pee?
**[08:35] ---**
That head butt and the pressure from
your boobs compressed my bladder.
**[08:40] ---**
In other words, I've gotta go pee--
**[08:40] ---**
Go already!
**[08:47] ---**
Uh, Chitose and Sakura,
would you accompany me?
**[08:54] ---**
Uhhh, I guess I don't mind.
**[08:56] ---**
If that's an order!
**[09:02] ---**
Well, we're heading on out.
**[09:05] ---**
Let's hurry. I can't hold it much longer.
**[09:08] ---**
Good grief. She's such a handful.
**[09:12] ---**
You're leaving me like this?!
**[09:15] ---**
Uh, Vice President, please untie me!
**[09:20] ---**
"Grin!"
**[09:21] ---**
You're grinning? Why are you grinning?!
**[09:23] ---**
It's not like I wanted to get tied up!
**[09:25] ---**
I'm not like you!
**[09:28] ---**
Help! I'm gonna have an accident!
**[09:39] ---**
So you're finally awake.
**[09:41] ---**
You had some nerve, standing up to
us when there were only three of you.
**[09:45] ---**
We're the freaking Band of 14 Devils!
**[09:48] ---**
"Band of 14 Devils!!"
**[09:49] ---**
"Kazama kicked their butts
| Out for personal reasons"
**[09:51] ---**
Man! I thought they were a ragtag team,
but they were surprisingly tough.
**[09:56] ---**
We aren't your typical gamers!
**[09:58] ---**
Lemme tell ya why!
**[10:00] ---**
We workout our fingers and arms
daily, all for rhythm gaming!
**[10:04] ---**
And someday, we will conquer Fujou Academy!
**[10:11] ---**
Leader, check this out! It's incredible!
**[10:14] ---**
You jerk! Stay outta my bag!
**[10:16] ---**
But I don't remember
puttin' anything in it...
**[10:18] ---**
Whoa! What is this?!
**[10:20] ---**
What is it?!
**[10:21] ---**
"The Scramble for Porn Mags in
Space Game, VoL. 2" "4 Players"
**[10:23] ---**
Th-The Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game?!
**[10:27] ---**
How dare she stuff that in my bag?!
**[10:42] ---**
I don't really remember why
I became a delinquent...
**[10:46] ---**
I'd thrash anyone who pissed me off.
**[10:49] ---**
If someone tried to pick a
fight, I'd let 'im have it.
**[10:52] ---**
And this is where...
**[10:54] ---**
...it got me?
**[10:55] ---**
I'm tellin' ya, we should go first!
**[10:57] ---**
No! As your leader, I should go first!
**[11:00] ---**
No, me!
**[11:01] ---**
You awake, Ken-*chan*?
**[11:04] ---**
Yokoshima! Where's Nagayama?
**[11:06] ---**
Up.
**[11:08] ---**
How come each of us is bound differently?!
**[11:12] ---**
Damn it! The rope isn't about to budge.
**[11:14] ---**
And here they're wide open!
**[11:17] ---**
It's all thanks to that
game of yours, Ken-*chan*.
**[11:19] ---**
It isn't mine! She snuck it
in my bag behind my back.
**[11:24] ---**
Like I said, I'm first!
I'm your freakin' leader!
**[11:27] ---**
You're such a moron, Odawara! That
doesn't mean squat right now!
**[11:31] ---**
No honorific title? And here he
was just calling me "Leader"?
**[11:34] ---**
Besides, I think this is an example
of when a good leader would step down.
**[11:38] ---**
Fine! This is a four-player game!
**[11:39] ---**
"4 Players Only!" Fine!
This is a four-player game!
**[11:41] ---**
So let's work that out after we
break up into groups of four!
**[11:44] ---**
He isn't stepping down?!
**[11:47] ---**
But we like that suggestion!
**[11:51] ---**
They fell for it! There are
currently nine of us here.
**[11:54] ---**
We can only make two teams.
**[11:56] ---**
This is a surefire way to
eradicate one of my competitors!
**[11:58] ---**
And if my team comes out victorious...
**[12:01] ---**
"Team B: Matsuhisa, Kaneko, Haijima, Kodama"
"Team A: Takezawa, Orihara, Myokaku, Takasaki"
**[12:03] ---**
"The Other Team"
**[12:05] ---**
I'm the one who got left out?!
**[12:09] ---**
Why the heck is he their leader?
**[12:12] ---**
All righty! We'll settle
this with a battle of wills!
**[12:16] ---**
A battle of wills?
**[12:17] ---**
Right. Which side proves that they
want to play the game the most, wins!
**[12:22] ---**
And for my wager...
**[12:25] ---**
I'm putting down this
picture of Funabori-*san*!
**[12:27] ---**
You for real?!
**[12:28] ---**
It's a picture of Funabori-*san*, who won the
(unofficial) Miss Best Wife Material Pageant
**[12:32] ---**
at this year's FuF Festival!
**[12:35] ---**
Who...?
**[12:36] ---**
It's even a photo of the domestic
goddess slipping up in the kitchen!
**[12:41] ---**
Talk about rare!
**[12:43] ---**
You're bordering on freaky!
**[12:46] ---**
But your conviction... isn't lost on me.
**[12:49] ---**
Yet a part of me is saying,
"Don't back down!"
**[12:53] ---**
If you're gonna bet Miss Wife
Funabori-*san*, then I'll put down...
**[12:57] ---**
Here's my photo of Takao-*san* from the
Game Creation Club down on the mats!
**[13:02] ---**
A-A-A-A-Are you serious?!
**[13:04] ---**
It's a picture of *the* Takao-*san*?!
**[13:05] ---**
Just look at those puppies!
**[13:06] ---**
Is she a goddess?
**[13:07] ---**
Gimme!
**[13:08] ---**
I guess she's famous...
**[13:10] ---**
So, can any of you put down
something that trumps this?!
**[13:15] ---**
A-Amazing!
**[13:17] ---**
What an incredible force of will!
**[13:21] ---**
What is it, Ken-*chan*?
**[13:23] ---**
Well, just now, I was
wonderin' if she'd be happy
**[13:27] ---**
if she saw how they're
fightin' over her game.
**[13:29] ---**
Who?
**[13:30] ---**
Forget it. It's nothing...
**[13:33] ---**
A-At this rate, I'll still be sitting on
the sidelines when they reach a conclusion.
**[13:38] ---**
I've gotta do something!
**[13:40] ---**
Now that it's come to this...!
**[13:42] ---**
Hey, guys! All eyes over here!
**[13:44] ---**
I'm gonna team up with these punks.
**[13:46] ---**
What?!
**[13:47] ---**
C'mon! The real fight's just starting!
**[13:49] ---**
He's way too desperate.
**[13:51] ---**
You shouldn't be turning to us!
**[13:53] ---**
I'm begging you!
**[13:54] ---**
Don't beg!
**[13:56] ---**
I'm not gonna play that game.
**[13:57] ---**
Why not?! Wasn't it your
porn mag game to begin with?
**[14:00] ---**
I told you, it isn't mine!
**[14:02] ---**
Let's have fun and play together!
**[14:04] ---**
It's a bit late for that!
**[14:06] ---**
If you're their leader, let's see you
put a stop to this stupid dispute!
**[14:11] ---**
Oh, okay...
**[14:13] ---**
In that case, here's what I'll do...
**[14:16] ---**
...to this crap!
**[14:22] ---**
Hey, Odawara! What's wrong with you?!
**[14:24] ---**
Shut up! Everyone's fighting
because of that piece of crap!
**[14:28] ---**
I wanna play this game, too!
**[14:31] ---**
But there's somethin' I want more...
**[14:32] ---**
I just want all of us to get
along with each other...!
**[14:38] ---**
I'm sorry, Leader.
**[14:40] ---**
To be honest, I didn't plan on
playing that photo for real...
**[14:44] ---**
And I'm sorry I stopped giving
you any titles of respect.
**[14:44] ---**
Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader!
**[14:48] ---**
Guys!
**[14:50] ---**
Thank God! Everything's back to normal.
**[14:54] ---**
It sucks I couldn't play that
game, but I'm truly hap--
**[14:58] ---**
Leader! Leader!
**[14:59] ---**
Did he snap the ropes with
his own brute strength?!
**[15:02] ---**
How dare you attack Leader?!
**[15:04] ---**
I don't know why...
**[15:08] ---**
I don't know why I did that either...
**[15:09] ---**
Huh? What's he saying?
**[15:11] ---**
He's annoying! Let's beat the heck outta him!
**[15:13] ---**
It's like I totally lost my
cool for a second there...
**[15:17] ---**
Why don't we go ahead and bury him for now?
**[15:19] ---**
That's a great idea!
**[15:20] ---**
No, no! We should toss him into the pool!
**[15:23] ---**
That's cruel!
**[15:25] ---**
No, we should stuff him in
a bag. It'll be pitch black.
**[15:28] ---**
I see...
**[15:31] ---**
Who the heck are you guys?!
**[15:33] ---**
Who, huh?
**[15:34] ---**
"Ultimately came"
**[15:35] ---**
Just some girls who got lost
**[15:36] ---**
on the way home after we left the restroom.
**[15:38] ---**
That's the best you could come up with?
**[15:42] ---**
What the heck?
**[15:43] ---**
And isn't that the Student Body President?!
**[15:44] ---**
T-Takao-*san*, I'm sorry!
**[15:46] ---**
Why'd you apologize?
**[15:48] ---**
Wh-What brought such big fish out here...?
**[15:51] ---**
Was it you?! Did you bring them here?!
**[15:54] ---**
This wasn't my doing!
**[15:55] ---**
No, we're here for him.
**[15:57] ---**
See?!
**[15:58] ---**
You scumbag! It's not fair how
four girls came to rescue you!
**[16:02] ---**
There are fourteen of us, but not
a single one of us has a girl!
**[16:06] ---**
Whoa! I think you've got the wrong idea here!
**[16:08] ---**
But dang, I'm totally blown away!
**[16:11] ---**
Who knew the Prez was this twerp's woman?
**[16:14] ---**
What?!
**[16:15] ---**
Huh? S-Sorry!
**[16:17] ---**
Th-Then are you his girl?
**[16:22] ---**
I'm not sure what that means...
**[16:23] ---**
Th-Then how about you?
**[16:26] ---**
That's right! It isn't an
overstatement when I say
**[16:29] ---**
that Kazama-*san* and I are bound by
an inseverable bond that runs deep.
**[16:34] ---**
For some reason... that rings false.
**[16:36] ---**
Th-Th-Then d-does that m-mean
he's d-dating T-Takao-*san*...?
**[16:41] ---**
Huh? What? There isn't anything
going on between the two of us.
**[16:45] ---**
It can't be true!
**[16:46] ---**
Sounds awfully fishy!
**[16:47] ---**
I said we aren't like that!
**[16:50] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[16:53] ---**
Huh? Then what are you to him?
**[16:56] ---**
We're...
**[16:58] ---**
...his friends in the Game Creation Club!
**[17:00] ---**
What?!
**[17:02] ---**
Now let's get this over with nice and quick!
**[17:05] ---**
I've been getting complaints
from the arcades.
**[17:07] ---**
Those girls are itching for a fight!
**[17:10] ---**
But this is a golden opportunity!
**[17:12] ---**
What?!
**[17:13] ---**
It's our chance to defeat the President
and reign supreme at Fujou Academy!
**[17:17] ---**
The heck?! You're itching for a fight, too?
**[17:19] ---**
B-But they're a bunch of girls!
**[17:22] ---**
You're such a moron, Cockscomb!
**[17:24] ---**
Cocks--?!
**[17:25] ---**
If you wanna rule, you've
gotta harden your heart!
**[17:29] ---**
We want this badly enough we're
willing to do that! We wanna rule!
**[17:33] ---**
To rule...
**[17:38] ---**
D-Damn it!
**[17:40] ---**
This is it! I always get
game over on this song.
**[17:45] ---**
I knew it! I won't make it in time!
**[17:47] ---**
"Odawara"
**[17:53] ---**
I'll lend ya a hand!
**[17:54] ---**
Komagawa!
**[17:56] ---**
But isn't that cheating?
**[17:57] ---**
Does it matter? Playin' together
is an art in and of itself.
**[18:01] ---**
Although I bet this'll be a
piece of cake for the two of us.
**[18:04] ---**
If everyone in our team
worked together like this,
**[18:08] ---**
conquering the school might
be a breeze! Just saying!
**[18:11] ---**
"Injured due to battle"
**[18:14] ---**
I wanna conquer the whole
school... Just saying!
**[18:20] ---**
We're gonna conquer the school!
**[18:22] ---**
Yeah!
**[18:23] ---**
That's the spirit!
**[18:24] ---**
Let's go!
**[18:26] ---**
"Band of 14 Devils vs. Girls Who Got Lost
on the Way Home after Leaving the Restroom"
**[18:27] ---**
Don't randomly start fighting!
**[18:30] ---**
Damn it! Kodama's already down!
**[18:32] ---**
But he's a small fry we only keep
around to maintain the number 14!
**[18:35] ---**
The two of us have killer teamwork!
**[18:38] ---**
Eat our Ultimate Twin Dragon Attack!
**[18:41] ---**
Dra! Dra! Dra! Dra! Dra! Dra!
**[18:44] ---**
That "Dra, Dra" thing is really annoying!
**[18:49] ---**
I think I'll call mine...
**[18:50] ---**
"No Matter Where You Go, It's a Dra!"
**[18:52] ---**
That's a *door*!
**[18:54] ---**
No matter where you go!
**[18:55] ---**
"German Village, Tokyo - Kujukuri Beach"
**[18:56] ---**
My image of the world is small!
**[19:01] ---**
You're good! But what does that
water have to do with your attacks?
**[19:06] ---**
Oh, this?
**[19:07] ---**
I don't like touching people unless
I've taken a liking to them.
**[19:11] ---**
So it's meant to cleanse and coat my hand.
**[19:15] ---**
Ouch! She sure is cruel.
**[19:19] ---**
Hurry and untie me!
**[19:20] ---**
I'm working on it!
**[19:21] ---**
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[19:24] ---**
Really! This is what you
get for being a delinquent.
**[19:27] ---**
Shut it!
**[19:28] ---**
Hey, thank you. You were a lifesaver.
**[19:31] ---**
Y-You owe me one!
**[19:33] ---**
Yeah! I'll pay ya back whenever you like.
**[19:42] ---**
Let's tie down the weakest looking twit here!
**[19:44] ---**
Take this! The two of us--
**[19:54] ---**
Eh?! Um, w-wait just a sec...
**[19:57] ---**
Hey!
**[19:58] ---**
Wait! Notice how he's completely
lost the will to fight?
**[20:02] ---**
I said to hold up!
**[20:04] ---**
This fight is over!
**[20:07] ---**
Huh? Kazama-*san*?
**[20:09] ---**
I swear, you get lost in your own
world when you get serious. Sheesh!
**[20:12] ---**
Ah, you! It can't be!
**[20:16] ---**
The way you defeat your foes in one blow
with that bag attack... I'm sure it's you!
**[20:21] ---**
You're the girl of legend
who ended the battle between
**[20:24] ---**
the current Student Body President
and the one before her!
**[20:29] ---**
"Ultimate Darkness"
**[20:29] ---**
Roka Shibasaki is said to
be the underground boss!
**[20:35] ---**
Uh, what did he just say?
**[20:38] ---**
She's the school's underground boss?!
**[20:40] ---**
In other words, she's the most
powerful person at school...
**[20:44] ---**
To think that she's the pinnacle
of what I'm aiming for...
**[20:48] ---**
This is so wrong...
**[20:50] ---**
Kazama-*san*, I don't care about being
the underground boss or anything!
**[20:55] ---**
She's wide open! If I defeat the
underground boss here and now...
**[20:59] ---**
I'll become Number One!
**[21:06] ---**
Kazama-*san*!
**[21:14] ---**
You bastard!
**[21:16] ---**
Don't you dare raise a
hand against my president!
**[21:24] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[21:26] ---**
That's what I should be saying to you.
**[21:29] ---**
I owe ya one!
**[21:31] ---**
It's the president's duty
to rescue her club members.
**[21:34] ---**
O-Okay...
**[21:43] ---**
Well, I'd say that takes care of that.
**[21:45] ---**
"The Scramble for Porn Mags
in Space Game, VoL. 3"
**[21:46] ---**
So let's play a game together!
**[21:49] ---**
Why is there a volume three?!
**[21:52] ---**
Games evolve every day!
**[21:54] ---**
What the hell?! Return my rage!
**[21:57] ---**
Oh? Did you get upset over something?
**[21:59] ---**
Shut up!
**[22:01] ---**
Ken-*chan*, hang in there! Your
trials have just begun... I think.
**[22:18] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:20] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[22:23] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[22:25] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[22:28] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[22:30] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[22:33] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[22:35] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[22:39] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[22:41] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[22:43] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[22:50] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[22:54] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[22:57] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[22:59] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:02] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[23:04] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[23:09] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:12] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:15] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[23:37] ---**
Da-da-dan! Legend of the
Heroic Masochist, Ataru!
**[23:43] ---**
As a teacher, I'm afraid I
can't let this one slide.
**[23:47] ---**
You've got it wrong! And
what's with that stun gun?!
**[23:50] ---**
You've left me with no choice.
**[23:52] ---**
You just had to step beyond what
was acceptable in my clubroom.
**[23:58] ---**
That stun gun goes way beyond
what I consider acceptable!
**[24:02] ---**
Vice President, please say something!
**[24:05] ---**
A jolt from that could do major damage.
**[24:09] ---**
But I cannot change the fact that my
body is aching to get zapped by it!
**[24:13] ---**
What?!
**[24:15] ---**
Screw it! I'll be a man and
take what I've got coming!
**[24:17] ---**
Here I go!
**[24:18] ---**
You're charging?!
**[24:19] ---**
There he goes...
**[24:21] ---**
"After Ataru got taken down, Takao
worked to clear the misunderstanding."
**[24:23] ---**
"Legend of the Heroic
Masochist, Ataru" "The End"
**[24:23] ---**
*End*ed up feeling that one!
# 5 - What?! Your Little Sister Makes Your Lunches?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR8V02Q7R/d-frag)
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**[00:44] ---**
Curse the Pervy Melonians!
They keep hounding me!
**[00:47] ---**
Do people normally chase ya across
space over a paltry 5,000 porn mags?
**[00:51] ---**
Are they bored? Got nothing better to do?
**[00:57] ---**
Danger, Boss!
**[00:59] ---**
So this is where my luck runs dry, huh?
**[01:08] ---**
That cargo vessel belongs
to fellow coworker Mr. Kids!
**[01:11] ---**
But why is he saving me?!
**[01:14] ---**
Because it'd stink if I lost a
rival at this point in the game!
**[01:17] ---**
Mr. Kids, you...
**[01:21] ---**
I'm sorry. I swear I'll
pay you back someday...
**[01:25] ---**
Like right now. Fork over all of
the porn mags you just nabbed.
**[01:27] ---**
Wow! Right this second?
**[01:32] ---**
It's survival of the fittest, ya know?
**[01:37] ---**
In short,
**[01:38] ---**
this game allows you to steal other
players' cards, as you just saw.
**[01:38] ---**
"Character: Mr. Kids |
Porn Mags: 48,000 Vol."
**[01:42] ---**
You can't send your opponent back to Start
**[01:42] ---**
"Character: Joe | Porn Mags: 25,000 Vol."
**[01:45] ---**
if you do, but it's a quick way
to strengthen your own hand.
**[01:48] ---**
In other words,
**[01:48] ---**
"Character: Master | Porn Mags: 58,000 Vol."
**[01:49] ---**
it's a tide-turning move meant
**[01:51] ---**
to bury the gap between you and first.
**[01:54] ---**
Did you get all of that, Kazama-*san*?
**[01:56] ---**
Do you follow, punk?
**[01:59] ---**
Uh, no. Not at all.
**[02:10] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[02:13] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[02:17] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[02:20] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[02:23] ---**
*I never know why*
**[02:27] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[02:30] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[02:33] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[02:38] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[02:46] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[02:48] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[02:53] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[03:00] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[03:07] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[03:10] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[03:13] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[03:18] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[03:22] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[03:25] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[03:33] ---**
"What?! Your Little Sister
Makes Your Lunches?!"
**[03:34] ---**
Fight on!
**[03:34] ---**
Fight on!
**[03:35] ---**
Fight on!
**[03:36] ---**
Are you serious about playing with us?
**[03:39] ---**
You're the one who wanted to repay
us for saving you from the Devils!
**[03:43] ---**
So we said you could join us in The
Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game!
**[03:46] ---**
How dare you snub it?!
**[03:48] ---**
This game is just too much! C'mon!
**[03:52] ---**
I produced this game!
**[03:52] ---**
"Magical Village?!"
**[03:54] ---**
And you've got the nerve to
say you don't wanna play?
**[03:57] ---**
Aw, and here I thought you were the
honor-bound type, Mr. Foot Fetish.
**[04:02] ---**
Don't give me some weird elemental type!
**[04:05] ---**
This club is as noisy as always.
**[04:07] ---**
Could you pipe down a bit?
**[04:09] ---**
What're you doin' here?
**[04:12] ---**
I had time to kill since my
club isn't meeting today.
**[04:14] ---**
And I need to make sure you act as a club.
**[04:18] ---**
Who died and made you queen?
**[04:20] ---**
Aw, you must not have many friends.
**[04:23] ---**
All of your clubmates are underclassmen!
**[04:25] ---**
Mind your own business!
**[04:26] ---**
Now, now!
**[04:28] ---**
In short, Takao-*san,* you want to
play this game with us, right?
**[04:32] ---**
Not in your dreams.
**[04:36] ---**
Kazama-*san*, please do whatever it
takes to make Takao-*san* join us!
**[04:41] ---**
Why me?!
**[04:43] ---**
But just a sec! If I remember
right, this is a four-player game.
**[04:48] ---**
If I drag her in, we'll
be up to five players.
**[04:51] ---**
In other words, we'll be
one person over the limit!
**[04:55] ---**
Now I'm thinking on the
**[04:56] ---**
same level as that guy from
the Band of 14 Devils...
**[04:56] ---**
"That guy"
**[04:59] ---**
Hey!
**[04:59] ---**
Wh-What is it?
**[05:01] ---**
Doncha like games?
**[05:02] ---**
Huh? Not games like that!
**[05:06] ---**
Cut it some slack! Please play on my behalf.
**[05:09] ---**
You seriously expect me to play that thing?
**[05:10] ---**
Don't be so harsh! Please!
**[05:12] ---**
Think of it as saving me.
**[05:16] ---**
But I just recently saved you
from the Band of 14 Devils!
**[05:19] ---**
Oh, crud! And I appreciate that.
**[05:22] ---**
But we're talkin' apples and oranges here!
**[05:26] ---**
And here I pushed myself
so hard back there...
**[05:33] ---**
Then between the two favors, I owe ya big!
**[05:36] ---**
I'll do *anything* you say!
So just this once, please!
**[05:38] ---**
Senpai's getting desperate.
**[05:41] ---**
He'll do anything I say...?
**[05:43] ---**
Guess there's no convincin' her...
**[05:45] ---**
Fine.
**[05:47] ---**
Eh? Huh? You sure?
**[05:49] ---**
Uh-huh...
**[05:51] ---**
For real?
**[05:52] ---**
Uh-huh...
**[05:53] ---**
But my favors come at a high price.
**[05:55] ---**
I don't care!
**[05:56] ---**
You did it, Kazama*-san*!
**[05:58] ---**
Yeah!
**[05:58] ---**
Now all five of us can play together.
**[06:01] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:05] ---**
Why?!
**[06:07] ---**
I thought this was four player!
**[06:09] ---**
I told you games evolve on a daily basis!
**[06:12] ---**
That evolution wasn't necessary!
**[06:19] ---**
It's too late to go back on our deal!
**[06:26] ---**
"Raru Puyo! Quest II"
**[06:27] ---**
I'll be a man and hurry you through
this thing to make you feel better!
**[06:30] ---**
After dragging her into it,
you have no right to say that.
**[06:33] ---**
C'mon!
**[06:34] ---**
Then please select your player characters.
**[06:37] ---**
I'll take whatever you've got.
**[06:39] ---**
Same here.
**[06:40] ---**
These are the only two left.
**[06:42] ---**
"Gaindhi"
**[06:43] ---**
All worldly things are transient.
**[06:44] ---**
"Pervender"
**[06:44] ---**
I'm not perverted! I'm horny!
**[06:48] ---**
I'm Gaindhi!
**[06:49] ---**
Says who?! I claim Gaindhi!
**[06:52] ---**
Our new character isn't too popular, huh?
**[06:54] ---**
And here that's our only alien
character, making him pretty rare.
**[06:57] ---**
"Joe"
**[07:01] ---**
Let's throw my Joe in the mix
**[07:04] ---**
and play Rock, Paper, Scissors
to decide who plays who.
**[07:07] ---**
But... you were so attached
to your Joe character...
**[07:11] ---**
It's okay. I'm just happy to play
the game I made with everyone.
**[07:16] ---**
Roka...!
**[07:17] ---**
President!
**[07:18] ---**
Then fork over the card without
the Rock, Paper, Scissors hitch.
**[07:21] ---**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[07:26] ---**
Don't you have to win three times?
**[07:28] ---**
Hey! My president's screwin' us over.
**[07:30] ---**
I made a compromise myself, so I
expect you two to approve my rules.
**[07:35] ---**
Gosh darn it! I so don't wanna lose to her!
**[07:38] ---**
Agreed.
**[07:40] ---**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[07:42] ---**
I won!
**[07:43] ---**
Damn it!
**[07:46] ---**
Soon Gaindhi will be mine!
**[07:48] ---**
Tch! Not my Gaindhi!
**[07:50] ---**
Wait, not so fast. Wouldn't
that leave me with Joe?
**[07:54] ---**
Why are you assuming that I'm going to lose?
**[07:57] ---**
Because all you ever throw out is "Rock."
**[07:59] ---**
All right! I'll win this next round!
**[08:02] ---**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[08:04] ---**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[08:06] ---**
According to the Game Creation
Club's rules, it means "Time Out."
**[08:09] ---**
It allows me to freeze
the game for two minutes.
**[08:11] ---**
How's a time out gonna help you?!
**[08:14] ---**
You just don't get it.
**[08:15] ---**
Getting a time out at this point
in the game is truly terrifying!
**[08:19] ---**
Over the course of two minutes,
**[08:20] ---**
she could easily wear down
your spirit and willpower!
**[08:23] ---**
This is sounding less and less
like Rock, Paper, Scissors...
**[08:27] ---**
The fateful two minutes have already begun.
**[08:30] ---**
Intimidation Level 1: Browbeating Swan!
**[08:33] ---**
Swan!
**[08:35] ---**
Moron! Like you can intimidate
me with somethin' like--
**[08:37] ---**
Swan Tooth!
**[08:38] ---**
That's a direct attack!
**[08:41] ---**
Hiya! Hiya! Takao*-san,* take this!
**[08:44] ---**
Don't poke my boobs.
**[08:45] ---**
This will make you two
gradually grow insecure!
**[08:49] ---**
But it won't make your
boobs grow any smaller!
**[08:52] ---**
Lame pun!
**[08:53] ---**
"Two minutes later"
**[08:54] ---**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[08:58] ---**
Oh, no! You've already mastered
the ability to call time out?!
**[09:03] ---**
Well, it was easy enough to master.
**[09:06] ---**
Now you're going to do
all sorts of things to me
**[09:08] ---**
to upset my state of mind,
aren't you, Kazama-*san*?
**[09:13] ---**
Aren't you a bit too unnerved by this?
**[09:16] ---**
Time out!
**[09:17] ---**
You're using it on me?
**[09:19] ---**
What's your favorite food?
**[09:20] ---**
That's a psychological attack?
**[09:22] ---**
What are your hobbies?
**[09:23] ---**
How do you spend your days off?
**[09:25] ---**
Why're you askin' me all this?
**[09:26] ---**
What was your childhood dream?
Share some childhood memories!
**[09:29] ---**
Forget that!
**[09:30] ---**
Come on! Out with it already!
**[09:32] ---**
If you wanna know, take
back that favor I owe ya!
**[09:34] ---**
These are questions you
can answer on the house!
**[09:35] ---**
My info doesn't run that cheap!
**[09:37] ---**
Now, now! Guys, you'll never
get anywhere at this rate.
**[09:41] ---**
No, this'll probably be over
when you lose in a minute.
**[09:45] ---**
I-I never dreamed that I
commanded such little respect
**[09:48] ---**
as the president of the
Game Creation Club...!
**[09:50] ---**
Game Creation Club (Provisional), you mean.
**[09:52] ---**
"(Provisional)"
**[09:54] ---**
Very well! I shall bring this
game to an end in the next round!
**[09:58] ---**
That's impossible according to our rules!
**[10:01] ---**
Here I go!
**[10:02] ---**
Rock!
**[10:03] ---**
Paper!
**[10:04] ---**
Scissors!
**[10:06] ---**
What now?!
**[10:08] ---**
Club rule... It gets
carried over to next time.
**[10:12] ---**
Having said that, it's getting late,
so let's call it a wrap for today.
**[10:22] ---**
Hey, Chitose. Please add a new
character before the next meeting.
**[10:26] ---**
Make it a human type.
**[10:28] ---**
Okay!
**[10:29] ---**
This president plays dirty!
**[10:31] ---**
But by using these rules
in subsequent meetings,
**[10:35] ---**
Kazama and the others still
haven't played this game...
**[10:56] ---**
I'm starving...
**[10:57] ---**
Hey, did you hear?
**[10:59] ---**
Rumor has it Kazama and his party
defeated the Band of 14 Devils.
**[11:02] ---**
F-For real?! They took down
*the* Band of 14 Devils?!
**[11:06] ---**
Awesome!
**[11:08] ---**
Sounds like our renown went up a
notch thanks to our previous fight.
**[11:13] ---**
No wonder Kazama-*kun* and his party are
the Student Body President's lackeys.
**[11:17] ---**
Like hell we are, you jerks!
**[11:20] ---**
K-K-K-Kazama-*kun*, I'm sorry!
**[11:22] ---**
Now you'd better listen
carefully! Those girls are--
**[11:26] ---**
Kazama*-san*, let's eat lunch together!
**[11:29] ---**
Gah, it's them again!
**[11:32] ---**
It can't be...!
**[11:34] ---**
Student Body President Karasuyama-*sama*!
**[11:37] ---**
She earned a "-*sama*"?!
**[11:39] ---**
And that's the school's underground
boss, Roka Shibasaki-*san*!
**[11:42] ---**
But she's so tiny!
**[11:44] ---**
For being an "underground" boss,
everyone sure knows about you!
**[11:49] ---**
You're intimidating them?!
**[11:50] ---**
Yay!
**[11:52] ---**
And it's working?!
**[11:54] ---**
She instills such fear!
Sh-She's the real deal!
**[11:56] ---**
He acknowledged her as great!
**[11:58] ---**
Come on! Let's eat!
**[12:00] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[12:03] ---**
Roka saw your left hand and insisted...
**[12:05] ---**
Huh? My left hand?
**[12:07] ---**
Right. Kazama-*san,* I doubt
you can hold chopsticks
**[12:12] ---**
because of the injury you
received in your recent fight.
**[12:14] ---**
So I came under the hopes that
I could offer you help eating.
**[12:20] ---**
Come on, now!
**[12:21] ---**
Don't be shy! Sit, sit! I'll serve you!
**[12:21] ---**
I-I could have played that card...
**[12:25] ---**
What card...?
**[12:26] ---**
Oh, this? It's all better.
**[12:29] ---**
Besides, I'm right handed.
**[12:37] ---**
So, why don't we have lunch now?
**[12:39] ---**
You aren't gonna leave?!
**[12:40] ---**
Why don't you give up and sit down?
**[12:42] ---**
You heard her, Kazama*-san.*
**[12:44] ---**
Shuddup! Why do I have to eat at my
desk huddled up next to you guys?!
**[12:48] ---**
Later!
**[12:49] ---**
No!
**[12:50] ---**
Kazama-*san*, you think nothing
of bringing lunch from home?
**[12:52] ---**
Even though you're a delinquent?
**[12:54] ---**
This is...
**[12:55] ---**
Roka, I know all about that!
**[12:58] ---**
What?!
**[12:58] ---**
He always has his little
sister make lunch for him!
**[13:03] ---**
His little sister?!
**[13:05] ---**
What?! Your sister makes lunch for you?!
**[13:07] ---**
You're falling short as
a delinquent, Kazama-*kun*!
**[13:09] ---**
Don't take it out on me! My
sister says it's uneconomical
**[13:12] ---**
to only make one every
morning and forces it on me!
**[13:13] ---**
I-I have to confirm the
contents with my own two eyes!
**[13:17] ---**
Punk! Whadda you think you're doing?!
**[13:23] ---**
Thank goodness! It's a normal *bento.*
**[13:26] ---**
Seriously! It'd be freaky if there
were heart-shaped dishes in it.
**[13:29] ---**
I guess this is just barely within
the range of acceptable, huh?
**[13:33] ---**
You love giving me a hard time, don't you?
**[13:35] ---**
Damn it! And here I didn't want
anyone to find out about this.
**[13:38] ---**
I already know which first
year class your sister is in!
**[13:42] ---**
Wha--?!
**[13:43] ---**
But don't you worry. This notebook
also contains dirt on other students!
**[13:47] ---**
That doesn't make me feel better!
**[13:50] ---**
And that has Ataru Kawahara's name on it!
**[13:50] ---**
"Secret" "Class F - Ataru Kawahara"
**[13:53] ---**
Everything I own is mine! Everything
I want of his is also mine!
**[13:58] ---**
That sounds familiar!
**[13:59] ---**
This is pretty good!
**[14:01] ---**
Don't eat it!
**[14:02] ---**
It's good! Please give your sister to me!
**[14:05] ---**
No, lemme have her!
**[14:06] ---**
No, me!
**[14:06] ---**
You guys are crossing
the line right and left!
**[14:08] ---**
Don't worry! I'll share my *bento* with you!
**[14:12] ---**
Hand it over already!
**[14:13] ---**
I'm not gonna have time to
eat before our next class.
**[14:15] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[14:17] ---**
You attend class even though
you're a delinquent?
**[14:20] ---**
Only 'cause the next period is Japanese
Classics with Mr. Sean Cone Cone.
**[14:23] ---**
He's special.
**[14:25] ---**
Special?
**[14:26] ---**
He's, well... I guess you
could say I owe him my life.
**[14:30] ---**
There's nothing like that in here.
**[14:33] ---**
'Cause everyone in Kazama's Party
knows what happened firsthand.
**[14:36] ---**
If you really want, I might be
willing to give you the full scoop!
**[14:39] ---**
Oh, please do!
**[14:41] ---**
He wants to tell us about it...
**[14:43] ---**
All right... Well, this happened
when I was in elementary school.
**[14:46] ---**
What the heck?! And here he said
his info doesn't come cheap!
**[14:50] ---**
It happened when Ataru
and the guys dragged me
**[14:53] ---**
up to the department store's
roof to watch a hero show.
**[14:57] ---**
Fire!
**[15:00] ---**
Ataru, we're in this mess 'cause
you wanted to watch RaGaiGar!
**[15:00] ---**
Why did I accept this job...?
**[15:03] ---**
Why did this have to happen...?
**[15:03] ---**
Do something!
**[15:04] ---**
Uh-huh... If we could get
down to that terrace...
**[15:07] ---**
We're up too high!
**[15:09] ---**
But the young announcer lady jumped
down a second ago and she was okay!
**[15:14] ---**
I'm happily married and
have three daughters...
**[15:18] ---**
So farewell!
**[15:20] ---**
What?! Awesome!
**[15:21] ---**
"Actually a part-time worker"
**[15:23] ---**
She wasn't human!
**[15:24] ---**
She wasn't even young.
**[15:27] ---**
Then do you have any other bright ideas?
**[15:28] ---**
Going by how fluffy my body is,
**[15:30] ---**
I might make it out okay if I jumped down.
**[15:34] ---**
Gulp!
**[15:35] ---**
This is too high even for you.
**[15:37] ---**
C-Considering my physique, I might be
able to climb down to the bottom...
**[15:42] ---**
Gulp!
**[15:43] ---**
You may be tall, but that's for
elementary schoolers, so no!
**[15:48] ---**
To be honest, I've recently been
developing an immunity to pain.
**[15:52] ---**
Actually, I kinda... So I might
be able to handle the jump!
**[15:54] ---**
Gulp!
**[15:55] ---**
That's all in your head!
**[15:57] ---**
I'm the superman, RaGaiGar!
**[15:59] ---**
I have the strength to crush boulders
and jump over 20 meters straight up!
**[16:04] ---**
This height should be nothing to me!
**[16:07] ---**
Gulp!
**[16:08] ---**
Get a reality check!
**[16:15] ---**
Are you all right? I've come to rescue you!
**[16:17] ---**
He's awesome!
**[16:20] ---**
Okay, everyone! Use this rope
to climb down to the terrace.
**[16:23] ---**
Yay, you saved us! Thank you so much!
**[16:26] ---**
If you want to thank someone,
please thank the wonderful lady
**[16:31] ---**
who informed me that there
were children still up here.
**[16:34] ---**
That hound!
**[16:36] ---**
There!
**[16:37] ---**
Go on! You need to hurry down!
**[16:42] ---**
You, too. Hurry on now.
**[16:46] ---**
I don't wanna be in debt to
some old fart I don't know.
**[16:49] ---**
Who knows what you'll want from me later!
**[16:51] ---**
This isn't the time for that!
**[16:53] ---**
You have a point.
**[16:59] ---**
In that case,
**[17:00] ---**
if you see someone in need, please help
them just as I have helped you today.
**[17:05] ---**
If you agree to that, then I am
willing to write off today's debt.
**[17:09] ---**
Does that sound agreeable?
**[17:14] ---**
Uh-huh! I'm cool with that!
**[17:17] ---**
You'll become a great man someday!
**[17:20] ---**
Sir, may I climb down that rope, too?
**[17:22] ---**
Certainly. But lose that heavy costume first.
**[17:30] ---**
Thus Mr. Sean Cone Cone saved our lives.
**[17:34] ---**
I just so happened to run into
him again here at this school.
**[17:40] ---**
Isn't that a wonderful story?
**[17:41] ---**
You were here?!
**[17:43] ---**
The idea that this story helped
form your current personality...
**[17:48] ---**
...pisses me off.
**[17:48] ---**
You sure can be rude!
**[17:50] ---**
I had no idea the superman RaGaiGar
was a normal guy on the inside...
**[17:54] ---**
That's all you have to say after
hearing my touching story?!
**[17:57] ---**
And my *bento*! What have you done?!
**[18:00] ---**
I'm sorry. In exchange,
you can have all of mine.
**[18:05] ---**
I'm not gonna get full off that puny thing!
**[18:07] ---**
Don't be such a grump! My little
sister made a delicious--
**[18:11] ---**
Oh, yeah. I forgot that
I ate an early lunch...
**[18:15] ---**
You had an early lunch?!
**[18:16] ---**
Fine, then!
**[18:19] ---**
Here! Go, "Ah!"
**[18:31] ---**
"Ah!"
**[18:32] ---**
Don't start where ya left off!
I can't eat that filthy thing!
**[18:36] ---**
You think this is "filthy"?
**[18:37] ---**
Are you sure it's wise to
utter such a rude word?
**[18:39] ---**
If I remember right, she's in this class...
**[18:42] ---**
Hey, Funabori-*san*?
**[18:46] ---**
M-Me?
**[18:48] ---**
Yep! You! You're the girl.
**[18:49] ---**
As in *the* Funabori?! She was in my class?
**[18:53] ---**
So what's it say? She's domestic,
nice, kind, and considerate.
**[18:59] ---**
My word!
**[19:00] ---**
She gets to school before everyone
else and cleans up the classroom!
**[19:04] ---**
She waters the flowers every day.
She even brings in fresh flowers!
**[19:08] ---**
She's truly a wonderful lady!
**[19:10] ---**
And you had the nerve to
call the ground "filthy"!
**[19:13] ---**
I'm shocked! I had no idea
Funabori was doing all of that!
**[19:17] ---**
I never knew!
**[19:18] ---**
I thought those flowers were fake!
**[19:20] ---**
I'm ashamed of myself!
**[19:22] ---**
Thank you, Funabori!
**[19:23] ---**
Thank you!
**[19:25] ---**
Thank you!
**[19:26] ---**
Fu-na-bo-ri! Fu-na-bo-ri! Fu-na-bo-ri!
**[19:32] ---**
Fu-na-bo-ri! Fu-na-bo-ri!
**[19:33] ---**
Are you trying to bully her?!
**[19:39] ---**
There! Are you happy?
**[19:45] ---**
This is good!
**[19:46] ---**
You know, it's lunchtime!
**[19:49] ---**
Do you have any idea how much filth
everyone's tracked in since morning?
**[19:53] ---**
To be honest, I went to
the restroom today and--
**[19:56] ---**
You can keep that to yourself!
**[19:56] ---**
I went to the stall--
**[19:58] ---**
I don't wanna know!
**[19:59] ---**
Actually, so did I...
**[20:00] ---**
Me, too!
**[20:01] ---**
Me, too!
**[20:02] ---**
The only part about you that screams
embarrassed are your faces!
**[20:06] ---**
Lunch is over!
**[20:10] ---**
Well, we've gotta return to our classrooms.
**[20:13] ---**
Later!
**[20:14] ---**
See you later, Kenji!
**[20:17] ---**
Damn it! I didn't get anything for lunch...
**[20:21] ---**
Excuse me...
**[20:25] ---**
I know it isn't much, but if you like...
**[20:32] ---**
All righty! I'll share mine, too!
**[20:34] ---**
Ditto! Consider it my apology
for eating your lunch.
**[20:36] ---**
Same here!
**[20:37] ---**
Now then, everyone! Let's begin class.
**[20:43] ---**
Oh, dear. I seem to have forgotten
some worksheets in the teacher's room.
**[20:47] ---**
Sorry, but you'll have to study
on your own for five minutes.
**[20:53] ---**
Did the teacher do that for Kazama-*kun*...?
**[20:56] ---**
Is he intentionally giving
you enough time to eat lunch?
**[21:00] ---**
Too awesome!
**[21:07] ---**
Hey!
**[21:10] ---**
You didn't get any lunch, right?
**[21:15] ---**
Here!
**[21:17] ---**
What's that?
**[21:18] ---**
What do you mean? It's
clearly a *yakisoba* sandwich.
**[21:22] ---**
But why?
**[21:23] ---**
Because... you're hungry after
missing out on lunch, right?
**[21:28] ---**
I picked it up since there was one
leftover at the School Store Club.
**[21:31] ---**
Pass. I already ate.
**[21:33] ---**
I'll put it on your tab, so take it.
**[21:38] ---**
Well... In that case, I'll take it.
**[21:46] ---**
What's this?
**[21:51] ---**
It would seem I've intruded.
**[21:52] ---**
If you'll pardon me.
**[21:58] ---**
Enjoy your youths, young ones.
**[22:08] ---**
He's awesome!
**[22:21] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:23] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[22:26] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[22:28] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[22:31] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[22:33] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[22:36] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[22:38] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[22:42] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[22:44] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[22:46] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[22:53] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[22:57] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[23:00] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[23:02] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:05] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[23:08] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[23:13] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:15] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:18] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[23:41] ---**
Hey, hang in there! Come on!
**[23:45] ---**
With these injuries, he's a goner...
**[23:47] ---**
"Take this..."
**[23:49] ---**
Isn't that...?
**[23:50] ---**
"It's this planet's ultimate porn mag."
**[23:53] ---**
Hey! Don't say another word!
**[23:55] ---**
"Share this with the men of space..."
**[24:03] ---**
Damn it!
**[24:06] ---**
Popilson...!
**[24:12] ---**
My name is Joe. I am an
erotic magazine hunter.
**[24:16] ---**
It's my job to travel across space,
**[24:18] ---**
delivering porn mags to
the fools of the world!
**[24:21] ---**
And this mag didn't sell very well.
**[24:25] ---**
# 6 - So That Means We're in a Love Triangle!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR8V02Q7R/d-frag)
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**[00:39] ---**
Now that Mr. Sean Cone Cone's class
is over, maybe I'll ditch the rest...
**[00:47] ---**
"Feint"
**[00:47] ---**
Please save me!
**[00:50] ---**
My skin! You pulled my
skin! It stinking hurts!
**[00:53] ---**
M-M-My enemy is coming!
**[00:56] ---**
Your enemy?
**[01:05] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[01:08] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[01:12] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[01:15] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[01:18] ---**
*I never know why*
**[01:22] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[01:25] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[01:28] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[01:33] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[01:41] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[01:43] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[01:48] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[01:55] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[02:02] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[02:05] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[02:08] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[02:13] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[02:17] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[02:20] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[02:28] ---**
"So That Means We're in a Love Triangle!"
**[02:30] ---**
Your enemy?
**[02:31] ---**
Meaning someone on campus can
strike fear into her heart?
**[02:33] ---**
At any rate, I'm going to hide.
**[02:35] ---**
Please let me know if the enemy shows up!
**[02:37] ---**
Wait! Why're you hidin' behind me?!
**[02:39] ---**
And what's he like, anyway?
**[02:40] ---**
Good question! If I had to say...
**[02:42] ---**
No matter how hard I run,
**[02:45] ---**
for some reason, he can catch up at a walk.
**[02:47] ---**
I can run 100 meters in 10 seconds
flat, yet he's still keeping up!
**[02:51] ---**
That is what he's like!
**[02:53] ---**
Man, that doesn't help!
**[02:56] ---**
Later!
**[02:58] ---**
Her aura vanished!
**[03:00] ---**
Sheesh! Who could her enemy be?
**[03:03] ---**
Shioh-*kun*, long time no see!
**[03:05] ---**
Hey, I'm back!
**[03:06] ---**
You came back!
**[03:08] ---**
Yeah!
**[03:10] ---**
It... couldn't be him, could it?
**[03:17] ---**
You're emanating Roka-*san*'s aura!
**[03:18] ---**
It-It's him!
**[03:20] ---**
Come out! Hiding won't get you anywhere.
**[03:22] ---**
Hey! What're you doing?!
**[03:23] ---**
Roka-*san*!
**[03:24] ---**
Jerk!
**[03:27] ---**
She isn't there.
**[03:30] ---**
But she was!
**[03:32] ---**
When'd she bolt?!
**[03:35] ---**
It is my duty to pursue Roka-*san.*
**[03:39] ---**
That's cool, man.
**[03:41] ---**
No, it's not!
**[03:42] ---**
She came back!
**[03:44] ---**
What was that for, runt?!
**[03:45] ---**
Normally, you're supposed to chase after me!
**[03:48] ---**
Leave me outta this!
**[03:50] ---**
She blew me off...
**[03:51] ---**
H-He was ready to catch you!
**[03:54] ---**
Roka-*san*, come to me!
**[03:56] ---**
He turned this way! Go
on, jump into his arms!
**[03:57] ---**
Sometimes even I want to play and be free!
**[04:01] ---**
You're always free!
**[04:04] ---**
I swear, Roka-*san*, you're
as innocent as ever.
**[04:07] ---**
But that innocence is one of
the things that make you cute!
**[04:12] ---**
What just happened?!
**[04:17] ---**
Come on, Roka-*san*! Come on! Come on!
**[04:18] ---**
Hey! Someone, please explain
what this is all about.
**[04:20] ---**
Come on!
**[04:21] ---**
Well, he's Hachi Shioh-*kun.*
**[04:23] ---**
Whoa!
**[04:24] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[04:25] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[04:27] ---**
My classroom is nearby, so I
overheard what was happening.
**[04:30] ---**
Funabori, you know about that guy?
**[04:33] ---**
Uh, yes.
**[04:34] ---**
Actually, Shioh-*kun* is famous at our school.
**[04:39] ---**
He's Hachi Shioh-*kun.*
**[04:40] ---**
His parents run the Shioh Group,
which manages various businesses.
**[04:44] ---**
He's incredibly popular with
the ladies thanks to his looks,
**[04:46] ---**
"Hachi Shioh" personality
and family background.
**[04:49] ---**
Yeah?
**[04:51] ---**
Supposedly he was studying at
his father's company for a while
**[04:54] ---**
and took off from school.
**[04:56] ---**
But it looks like he's back.
**[04:58] ---**
No wonder I don't know him.
**[05:00] ---**
And get this! It looks like he's
lovesick for Shibasaki-*san*!
**[05:05] ---**
That one's kinda obvious.
**[05:07] ---**
Is he your type of guy, Funabori?
**[05:10] ---**
Huh? I'm not really into his type...
**[05:13] ---**
Oh, lastly, just like Shibasaki-*san*,
**[05:15] ---**
Shioh-*kun* is a member of the Game
Creation Club (Provisional).
**[05:18] ---**
That's flipping important!
He's in the same club as me?!
**[05:21] ---**
Huh? You're in that club?
**[05:22] ---**
What, so you're a new club member?
**[05:25] ---**
I'm Hachi Shioh from Class
2-C. It's a pleasure!
**[05:28] ---**
Y-Yeah. I'm Kenji Kazama.
**[05:31] ---**
I'm curious. How long
have you known Roka-*san*?
**[05:35] ---**
Huh? A bit over two months?
**[05:39] ---**
I've known her since I was a first year!
**[05:43] ---**
It's been a while now, hasn't it?
**[05:44] ---**
So what?
**[05:46] ---**
Thinking back, I first met Roka-*san
*shortly after I entered this school.
**[05:49] ---**
Hey! Let go of my hand!
**[05:53] ---**
W-We're slipping into a flashback, aren't we?
**[05:55] ---**
It took place when I was
on a walk in the courtyard.
**[06:00] ---**
I do believe this is a nice school!
**[06:02] ---**
All of the girls are so kind!
**[06:05] ---**
It's done!
**[06:07] ---**
It's my first one since starting high school.
**[06:10] ---**
She's dazzling!
**[06:12] ---**
Hey! Is that supposed to be for
your gym clothes or something?
**[06:15] ---**
At any rate, it's great
that you made it yourself.
**[06:18] ---**
No, it isn't meant for something like that.
**[06:22] ---**
It'd be best if I never used this.
**[06:24] ---**
You'll never use it...? Are you certain?
**[06:31] ---**
In that case, may I have it?
**[06:34] ---**
Wh-Why?
**[06:36] ---**
Because you aren't going to use it, right?
**[06:38] ---**
In that case, I will make good
use of it as my *bento* case.
**[06:42] ---**
Girls are overjoyed when I
use the things they give me!
**[06:45] ---**
Come on!
**[06:46] ---**
Come on! Come on! Come on!
**[06:51] ---**
And that is how she captured my heart!
**[06:54] ---**
Oh, so that's what turns him on.
**[06:56] ---**
They fall under the same category.
**[06:58] ---**
As for that keepsake...
**[07:01] ---**
Even now, I carry it on me at all times!
**[07:04] ---**
You can't even tell what it is anymore!
**[07:06] ---**
So to make a long story short,
Kazama-*kun*, you can't show me up.
**[07:10] ---**
I wouldn't be so certain.
**[07:12] ---**
What do you mean by that, Roka-*san*?
**[07:14] ---**
I have already bagged Kazama-*san* once!
**[07:18] ---**
What?! You've bagged Kazama-*kun*?!
**[07:20] ---**
Is that true?
**[07:22] ---**
Yeah...
**[07:23] ---**
I see how it is, Kazama-*kun*.
In other words, we're...
**[07:28] ---**
in a love triangle, right?
**[07:31] ---**
How do you figure?!
**[07:32] ---**
A love triangle?
**[07:33] ---**
Why does that make you two so happy?!
**[07:35] ---**
A love...
**[07:36] ---**
Redundant!
**[07:38] ---**
Behold! This is the start
of our love triangle!
**[07:41] ---**
Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
**[07:42] ---**
Now sing along with me!
**[07:44] ---**
Love triangle, love triangle!
**[07:46] ---**
La la la love triangle, love
triangle, love triangle!
**[07:49] ---**
Lo-lo! Lo-lo! Lo-lo! Love
triangle, love triangle!
**[07:53] ---**
La la la love triangle, love triangle!
**[07:55] ---**
Cut the buddy circle crap!
**[08:01] ---**
Roka-*san*!
**[08:02] ---**
I'll protect you, Roka-*san*!
**[08:11] ---**
Uh, guess I pushed a tad too hard.
**[08:14] ---**
I figured you could stop yourself in time...
**[08:18] ---**
Man, I'm sorry.
**[08:21] ---**
Aren't you lucky, Kazama-*san*?
**[08:24] ---**
This will be your second bagging.
**[08:34] ---**
Aren't bags great?
**[08:37] ---**
Please let me put it on.
**[08:39] ---**
Wha--?!
**[08:39] ---**
We can wear it together.
**[08:42] ---**
Stay away! Get back! Back!
**[08:45] ---**
Stop it!
**[08:48] ---**
Fight on! Fight on!
**[08:52] ---**
Go! Go!
**[08:54] ---**
Huh?
**[08:55] ---**
Go! Go!
**[08:58] ---**
Go!
**[08:59] ---**
Hey, what're they doing?
**[09:01] ---**
Ummm, PISS?
**[09:03] ---**
"Push It Super Strong," right?
Don't abbreviate it like that!
**[09:12] ---**
He's gonna win?
**[09:13] ---**
It's so noisy I can't get any sleep!
**[09:15] ---**
Oh, I'm sor--Gah!
**[09:17] ---**
She struck when he was distracted!
**[09:17] ---**
"Roka | Hachi"
**[09:19] ---**
This gives Roka-*senpai* 82 wins and 0 losses!
**[09:22] ---**
They've been going at it for a while...
**[09:31] ---**
Okay, I'm outta here!
**[09:32] ---**
Hey, Kazama-*kun*!
**[09:34] ---**
Come sit down. There's a seat right here.
**[09:36] ---**
Right there?! Are you
telling me to face you?!
**[09:38] ---**
It's still warm from when I was on it.
**[09:40] ---**
Shuddup!
**[09:43] ---**
Come to think of it, where's your chair?
**[09:45] ---**
This has been my seat ever
since I joined the club.
**[09:48] ---**
Hey, if you're cool with that...
**[09:50] ---**
Come to think of it, we sure
had fun earlier, didn't we?
**[09:53] ---**
We did?
**[09:54] ---**
Huh? You two already know each other?
**[09:57] ---**
Yeah. We got nice and close when we
were under one of Roka's bags together.
**[10:01] ---**
Don't give them the wrong idea!
**[10:04] ---**
That's gross.
**[10:05] ---**
You've got it wrong!
**[10:06] ---**
We know what he meant! And knowing you,
**[10:08] ---**
I'm sure you tried to stop him, didn't you?
**[10:10] ---**
It sounds like you get it, but the
way you said that ticks me off!
**[10:13] ---**
Don't make a scene in the hall.
**[10:14] ---**
A normal response!
**[10:15] ---**
Wh-Why did you start fighting
for me after I left?
**[10:20] ---**
It's true you created the problem,
but it had nothing to do with you!
**[10:23] ---**
Don't you get tired of throwing
all these punch lines?
**[10:25] ---**
I'm exhausted! And I blame you!
**[10:27] ---**
But you're doing wonderful!
**[10:29] ---**
Save it!
**[10:31] ---**
As such, I'd like to ask a favor of you.
**[10:33] ---**
Huh? What is it?
**[10:35] ---**
Please fight me in a gaming duel!
**[10:38] ---**
Huh?
**[10:39] ---**
Two men are going to fight
over me for real this time!
**[10:42] ---**
Right! Winner takes Roka-*san*'s bag!
**[10:47] ---**
That bag?
**[10:48] ---**
Right, that bag! What do you say, Kazama*-kun*?
**[10:52] ---**
Well, I don't really care about that bag...
**[10:55] ---**
"Raru Puyo! Quest II"
**[10:56] ---**
But I accept your challenge!
**[10:57] ---**
Senpai sure is competitive...
**[10:59] ---**
But... wait just a second.
**[11:04] ---**
Where did that bag go?
**[11:07] ---**
Um, excuse me!
**[11:09] ---**
Funabori?
**[11:10] ---**
Kazama-*kun*, when you and Shioh-*kun
*were, uh, up to some stuff,
**[11:14] ---**
you forgot your dirty bag.
**[11:17] ---**
I took the liberty to borrow the sports
facility to wash and iron it for you.
**[11:26] ---**
She's such a good girl!
**[11:28] ---**
I see. So you were already getting
the preparations underway.
**[11:31] ---**
Was not!
**[11:32] ---**
I should have expected as much from my rival.
**[11:35] ---**
However, I personally would have preferred
the bag just as it was, dirty and all.
**[11:41] ---**
Why?!
**[11:42] ---**
I'm sorry! I shouldn't have washed it!
**[11:44] ---**
You haven't done anything wrong, Funabori!
**[11:47] ---**
At any rate, now we can duke it out!
**[11:50] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:51] ---**
Man, this is starting to get interesting.
**[11:54] ---**
A moment, please.
**[11:56] ---**
Why am I being excluded from a discussion
about a competition for my possession?
**[12:02] ---**
Allow me to compete as well.
**[12:04] ---**
You wanna compete?!
**[12:05] ---**
Ah, I have business in the teacher's room!
**[12:07] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[12:07] ---**
In a way, tap water that stinks
of chlorine can be nice.
**[12:10] ---**
Don't ditch me!
**[12:13] ---**
Flee like a normal person!
**[12:16] ---**
"Didn't escape in time"
**[12:18] ---**
Why are we sitting on our knees?
**[12:21] ---**
So what game will the battle be fought over?
**[12:23] ---**
A moment if you will!
**[12:25] ---**
This is supposed to be a man-to-man
duel over your bag, Roka-*san*.
**[12:28] ---**
If you participate, it's like
putting the cart before the horse!
**[12:32] ---**
Why don't we let her?
**[12:34] ---**
In fact, it'd be a dream come true for
me if she participated in this fight.
**[12:38] ---**
Kazama-*kun*?
**[12:40] ---**
Even though she's the most powerful
person on campus, I can't hit a girl.
**[12:44] ---**
I'd love to face her in this
kind of battle instead!
**[12:49] ---**
That bag's gonna be mine.
**[12:51] ---**
I'll be taking it back.
**[12:53] ---**
Um, this wasn't supposed
to be about your rivalry...
**[12:57] ---**
I know! Since this is
starting to get interesting,
**[13:00] ---**
let's turn it into an open-entry tournament!
**[13:03] ---**
Keep your nose outta this!
**[13:05] ---**
What? Don't want more rivals?
**[13:09] ---**
Well, the more rivals there are, the
more likely you are to... you know?
**[13:13] ---**
Huh? What're you gettin' at?
**[13:15] ---**
It'll increase your chances of losing!
**[13:18] ---**
Fair enough! Even if it's just a game,
you wouldn't want to lose, would you?
**[13:24] ---**
Bring 'em on!
**[13:25] ---**
He's surprisingly easy to dupe!
**[13:27] ---**
There is no difference between defeating
one and defeating a hundred.
**[13:30] ---**
Talk about confident!
**[13:32] ---**
Well, I'm cool as long as it decreases
my chances of confronting Roka-*san.*
**[13:35] ---**
In a sense, he's incredible!
**[13:37] ---**
I'll crush any who come before me!
**[13:40] ---**
Except for Roka-*san*.
**[13:42] ---**
Isn't this a game tournament?
**[13:46] ---**
I'm gonna...
**[13:48] ---**
...enter that tournament!
**[13:50] ---**
You're entering?
**[13:53] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[13:55] ---**
So for now,
**[13:56] ---**
it's safe to say we've got four contestants.
**[13:58] ---**
Uh-huh...
**[14:10] ---**
Hello to everyone who has gathered
here today. I am Tsutsumi Inada.
**[14:15] ---**
The Student Body President and
I will be your hosts today.
**[14:20] ---**
Guys, go for the kill! I've
already gotten the a-okay.
**[14:24] ---**
A-Aren't they playing games?
**[14:30] ---**
N-Now then, I'd like to commence the game
tournament, which has 48 contestants!
**[14:38] ---**
Doesn't that number seem a bit high?
**[14:40] ---**
I'm gonna go all-out and introduce them all!
**[14:42] ---**
Texas Roasted Pork Muromi,
the son of a ramen chef!
**[14:45] ---**
"Texas Roasted Pork Muromi"
**[14:45] ---**
I'll give you a hearty serving
if you eat at my ramen joint!
**[14:47] ---**
He lives his life based
primarily off 50% odds!
**[14:49] ---**
He's Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki!
**[14:50] ---**
"Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki"
**[14:51] ---**
This member of the Band of 14 Devils
has risen to avenge his pals!
**[14:54] ---**
"Band of 14 Devils Moro"
**[14:54] ---**
He's Moro!
**[14:55] ---**
Despite his appearances, he doesn't
have a nickname! He's Akasaka!
**[14:57] ---**
I simply don't have one.
**[14:57] ---**
"No Nickname Akasaka"
**[14:59] ---**
Mew word! Wonderuff Meinohana's home is
an animal kingdom with 14 cats and dogs!
**[15:02] ---**
"Wonderuff Meinohana"
**[15:03] ---**
Wanna see my place? It's amazing!
**[15:05] ---**
Ohori is a member of Fujou
Academy's 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
**[15:05] ---**
"Bald"
**[15:08] ---**
The self-proclaimed "I'm Not Bald" Tenjin!
**[15:09] ---**
"I'm Not Bald Tenjin"
**[15:10] ---**
I just shaved it this way!
**[15:11] ---**
Next is the 24 Nocturnal
Baldies' Nishijin! Fukuoka!
**[15:15] ---**
And there's more! Snacking
at least seven times a day...
**[15:17] ---**
There aren't any decent guys amongst
us second years, are there...?
**[15:20] ---**
"Green Tea"
**[15:22] ---**
Lastly, I'd like to introduce the
four who instigated this tournament!
**[15:27] ---**
With a single smile, he can
steal any girl's heart!
**[15:29] ---**
And he's rich!
**[15:30] ---**
He's Hachi Shioh from the Game
Creation Club (Provisional)!
**[15:33] ---**
Then there's the school's underground boss
**[15:34] ---**
and President of the Game Creation
Club (Provisional), Roka Shibasaki!
**[15:37] ---**
Recently coming up in the world,
he's becoming famous, honest!
**[15:41] ---**
It's Kenji Kazama from Kazama's Party!
**[15:42] ---**
What's with that emphasis?!
**[15:44] ---**
And finally, President of the
real Game Creation Club, Takao--!
**[15:49] ---**
What's the matter, President Takao?
**[15:52] ---**
Do you really want it all that badly?
**[15:54] ---**
Wh-What about you? Do you really want it?
**[15:57] ---**
No, I don't care about it.
**[15:59] ---**
Eh?! What?! Say what?!
**[16:04] ---**
Is she... groaning...?
**[16:06] ---**
Well, I'm sure she's working
out some mental issues.
**[16:10] ---**
But Takao is truly fearsome!
**[16:13] ---**
Huh? How do you figure?
**[16:15] ---**
Take a good look at her tracksuit jacket.
**[16:19] ---**
P-P-P-President Takao's
jacket isn't zipped shut!
**[16:24] ---**
Does it mean what I think?!
**[16:25] ---**
Yeah, it's what you think!
**[16:26] ---**
"As a first year, the jacket fit perfectly."
**[16:30] ---**
I can't get it to zip up anymore...
**[16:33] ---**
Oh, well. It'd be a waste of money
to buy a new one at this point.
**[16:36] ---**
Grr! Show off!
**[16:38] ---**
Stupid! Stupid!
**[16:40] ---**
Those two sure are close...
**[16:42] ---**
I'm not jealous or anything! Stupid! Stupid!
**[16:42] ---**
It's not fair! Cheapskate!
**[16:48] ---**
That's nuts!
**[16:55] ---**
They're in!
**[16:58] ---**
She did it! Just what I'd
expect from my president!
**[17:02] ---**
Hey, I'm surprised, too! But
is it really all that amazing?
**[17:05] ---**
I can't help but sit in awe!
**[17:07] ---**
I am fully satisfied.
**[17:09] ---**
Why don't we call it a day?
**[17:11] ---**
Don't end the tournament!
**[17:13] ---**
Wh-What'd you think of that?!
**[17:16] ---**
Not much of a question. Haven't
you already hit your limit?
**[17:19] ---**
Open it back up.
**[17:21] ---**
You pervert!
**[17:22] ---**
I said that out of concern!
**[17:23] ---**
Out of c-c-c-c-c--
**[17:26] ---**
Huh?
**[17:28] ---**
Uh, now that everyone is all
heated up, let's move on.
**[17:32] ---**
Bluntly put, there isn't much
time before we gotta pack up.
**[17:34] ---**
All thanks to you constantly going off topic!
**[17:36] ---**
We still haven't told you
the grand prize, have we?
**[17:39] ---**
Yeah, you haven't! You're
moving slower than a snail!
**[17:41] ---**
Tch! We've got a noisy mosquito in the ring.
**[17:44] ---**
Excuse me?!
**[17:44] ---**
Believe it or not, the winner
of this tournament...
**[17:48] ---**
...will be presented with this prize!
**[17:54] ---**
What the heck is it?
**[17:55] ---**
That coming from the host?!
**[17:56] ---**
What is that?
**[17:58] ---**
That's not what I was expecting.
**[17:59] ---**
And no one else knew about it either!
**[18:02] ---**
Don't throw a hissy fit, guys.
**[18:03] ---**
This isn't your average bag.
**[18:06] ---**
You see, it was washed and
ironed by *the* Funabori!
**[18:14] ---**
I didn't expect them to
jump on it like that...
**[18:17] ---**
If that's the case, I will have
to enter the tournament as well.
**[18:19] ---**
As will I!
**[18:20] ---**
Wow! We've got some new contestants!
**[18:23] ---**
There's more?!
**[18:23] ---**
These two are Nakasu and Kawabata
of the 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
**[18:27] ---**
More Baldies!
**[18:28] ---**
Let's start already! At this rate, we'll
have to stop before we ever compete!
**[18:31] ---**
I guess we've got no choice
but to get started.
**[18:33] ---**
"Hey, Here's the Games!"
**[18:35] ---**
This box contains the strips of paper I
asked you to write the name of a game on!
**[18:39] ---**
I'll draw one strip; we'll use whatever
game it says to eliminate the weak!
**[18:43] ---**
And our first game will be...
**[18:45] ---**
This!
**[18:46] ---**
"PISS"
**[18:47] ---**
My goodness, it says, "PISS"!
**[18:52] ---**
Huh? As in a piss off?
**[18:55] ---**
Like what elementary school
boys used to do all the time?
**[18:58] ---**
Then the boys and girls will
have to compete separately...
**[19:00] ---**
That's not what it means! Were
you gonna make us do that?!
**[19:02] ---**
No, I think this is probably a
"Push It Super Strong," variant.
**[19:06] ---**
I bet you win by pushing
people off the platform.
**[19:08] ---**
You wrote that, didn't you?!
**[19:10] ---**
Makes sense. So if you're on
the platform when time's up,
**[19:14] ---**
you'll move on to the second round.
**[19:16] ---**
Okay, begin!
**[19:19] ---**
She didn't give much warning!
**[19:22] ---**
Hiya!
**[19:23] ---**
Take this!
**[19:25] ---**
You're pretty good, Moro.
**[19:27] ---**
Texas Roasted Pork Muromi!
**[19:29] ---**
But can you defeat me?
**[19:32] ---**
I am the one who will bring
down the Ultimate Darkness!
**[19:35] ---**
You'll only take seconds!
**[19:37] ---**
Are you sure you want to give me lip?
**[19:40] ---**
I won't give you a thick slice of roasted
pork if you come to my restaurant!
**[19:45] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[19:48] ---**
So, what'll it be?
**[19:51] ---**
Damn it! I'm sorry, guys!
**[19:53] ---**
Wow! Moro intentionally
jumped off the platform!
**[19:57] ---**
A piece of cake.
**[19:58] ---**
I'll give you a thin slice of pork!
**[20:00] ---**
I've got bigger things to worry about!
**[20:02] ---**
What?!
**[20:03] ---**
After seeing it once, I was confident
that I'd developed a resistance!
**[20:07] ---**
But I was dead wrong!
**[20:08] ---**
She had an even greater move!
**[20:11] ---**
"Intimidation Level 2"
**[20:12] ---**
It's terrifying!
**[20:16] ---**
Shibasaki kicked two guys out with one move!
**[20:22] ---**
It looks like I get to
take you out, Takao*-san*.
**[20:26] ---**
Please don't hold it against me.
**[20:28] ---**
My 50% Compass says that
it's okay to push you!
**[20:30] ---**
"Push | Don't Push"
**[20:32] ---**
Leaving fate to his 50% Compass,
**[20:34] ---**
Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki has
finally come in for the kill!
**[20:37] ---**
Come here! I'll give you a
good push from the front!
**[20:41] ---**
The sicko! He rigged it so the
compass would fall on "push"!
**[20:43] ---**
He's one messed up 50-50 bastard!
**[20:50] ---**
Sheesh! Get off the platform if
you aren't gonna play the game.
**[20:56] ---**
"Push"
**[20:59] ---**
Why you! Why'd ya suddenly push me?!
**[21:01] ---**
Wasn't that mean?
**[21:02] ---**
But...
**[21:05] ---**
But... But...!
**[21:06] ---**
I really don't want you to win!
**[21:12] ---**
Huh? Why not?
**[21:14] ---**
W-Well...
**[21:23] ---**
Her zipper flew!
**[21:26] ---**
Her boobs turned it into a
bullet! Sh-She's Boobzilla!
**[21:29] ---**
S-Stupid! M-Moron!
**[21:31] ---**
Right!
**[21:32] ---**
S-Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
**[21:33] ---**
Hey, are you okay?
**[21:35] ---**
Stupid!
**[21:37] ---**
I hate to admit it, but
we have to face facts.
**[21:40] ---**
She's on a whole different level than us.
**[21:46] ---**
Hey, c'mon!
**[21:48] ---**
At any rate, everyone still on the
field will move on to the second round!
**[21:51] ---**
This round's over!
**[21:54] ---**
I made it... somehow.
**[22:09] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:11] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[22:14] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[22:16] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[22:19] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[22:21] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[22:24] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[22:26] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[22:30] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[22:32] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[22:34] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[22:41] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[22:45] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[22:48] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[22:51] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[22:54] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[22:56] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[23:01] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:04] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:06] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[23:28] ---**
"Legend of the Heroic Masochist, Ataru"
**[23:28] ---**
Da-da-dan! Legend of the
Heroic Masochist, Ataru!
**[23:33] ---**
Just you wait, Kenji! You're
gonna face me in the finals!
**[23:36] ---**
Hey, hey!
**[23:37] ---**
Don't go forgetting about us!
**[23:40] ---**
Guys...!
**[23:42] ---**
All of us...
**[23:44] ---**
...will meet again in the Finals League!
**[23:46] ---**
Okay, begin!
**[23:50] ---**
"Culprit"
**[23:50] ---**
The Intimidation!
**[23:51] ---**
A-A raptor!
**[23:55] ---**
Yokoshima! Nagayama!
**[23:58] ---**
Ataru, you go on ahead!
**[24:01] ---**
You stand a good chance at winning this game!
**[24:03] ---**
Dumbass! I can't let you lose
this early in the tournament!
**[24:06] ---**
Ataru!
**[24:08] ---**
Besides, I wonder what'll happen
if I get crushed by this herd!
**[24:12] ---**
What'll happen to me?
**[24:14] ---**
I'm sure it wouldn't be pretty.
**[24:19] ---**
"Everyone went out of the ring together..."
**[24:23] ---**
*End*ed up feeling that one!
**[24:23] ---**
"Legend of the Heroic
Masochist, Ataru" "The End"
# 7 - That's Dirty---!!
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**[00:40] ---**
Everyone still on the field will
move on to the second round!
**[00:41] ---**
This round's over!
**[00:44] ---**
I made it... somehow.
**[00:52] ---**
There's quite a few survivors.
**[00:55] ---**
But victory will be mine!
**[00:59] ---**
No, it'll be mine!
**[01:02] ---**
You mean mine!
**[01:04] ---**
No, mine!
**[01:19] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[01:22] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[01:26] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[01:29] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[01:32] ---**
*I never know why*
**[01:36] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[01:39] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[01:42] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[01:47] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[01:55] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[01:57] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[02:02] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[02:09] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[02:16] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[02:19] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[02:22] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[02:27] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[02:31] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[02:34] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[02:49] ---**
Huh? What?!
**[02:51] ---**
Where am I?!
**[02:52] ---**
What a relief! You've finally come to.
**[02:57] ---**
"That's Dirty---!!"
**[02:57] ---**
I've been worried sick!
**[03:03] ---**
What're you doing, creep?!
**[03:05] ---**
Hey, let go!
**[03:09] ---**
Dang, you're strong! That's a killer grip!
**[03:12] ---**
Kazama-*kun*, I see you've finally
regained consciousness.
**[03:12] ---**
C'mon, man! Let go!
**[03:16] ---**
I'm so relieved! Do you
feel strange anywhere?
**[03:20] ---**
Funabori, I think *you* look strange!
**[03:23] ---**
Somehow I got put on the first aid team
**[03:26] ---**
when I was tending to you, Kazama-*kun*.
**[03:28] ---**
Inada-*san* figured we might as well
dress up and provided these uniforms.
**[03:32] ---**
"Tournament Chart"
**[03:33] ---**
I swear you're always crying. Are you okay?
**[03:36] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[03:39] ---**
W-Well, if you're cool with wearin' that...
**[03:42] ---**
Wait, what about tending to me?!
**[03:44] ---**
W-Well, Takao-*san*'s breast
shot at you--Scratch that!
**[03:50] ---**
The zipper shot off her tracksuit
jacket and hit your forehead...
**[03:53] ---**
Oh, yeah! She zipper-shot me!
**[03:56] ---**
I'll get her for that!
**[03:57] ---**
T-T-T-Takao-*san* didn't mean anything by it!
**[04:01] ---**
She felt really horrible!
**[04:03] ---**
She even helped dress your injury.
**[04:05] ---**
She did...?
**[04:07] ---**
And here I thought she was all thumbs...
**[04:12] ---**
I handled the bandages...
**[04:14] ---**
"Kazama"
**[04:18] ---**
Please...
**[04:20] ---**
Um, T-Takao-*san* finished you off!
**[04:26] ---**
She already knocked me out.
**[04:29] ---**
Was she kicking me while I was down?!
**[04:30] ---**
No, I didn't mean it like that!
**[04:33] ---**
Yeah. I know, I know.
**[04:37] ---**
Anyway, thank you.
**[04:39] ---**
Yep!
**[04:46] ---**
So what's up with this?! Let go already!
**[04:50] ---**
I'm afraid that's a no can do!
**[04:53] ---**
You see, the next semifinal is a
thumb war between you and Shioh-*kun.*
**[05:00] ---**
Thumb war...?
**[05:02] ---**
Wait, *semifinal*?!
**[05:03] ---**
At last, the time has come!
**[05:06] ---**
We finally get our duel, Kazama-*kun*!
**[05:09] ---**
That's right. Thinking back, our duel is
what got this whole tournament started.
**[05:13] ---**
For the record, the tournament has
progressed quite a bit while you were out cold.
**[05:18] ---**
"Kazama, Shikiba, Shioh, To T. Kyo,
Tennohzu, Shibasaki, Oimachi, Osaki, Jijou, Shinagawa"
**[05:20] ---**
"Kazama, Shikiba, Shioh"
**[05:21] ---**
I zoomed to the top!
**[05:23] ---**
Am I allowed to get off that easy?
**[05:26] ---**
Yep! All of the remaining
contestants gave their approval.
**[05:30] ---**
Seriously?!
**[05:33] ---**
And that's the deal. Since
Kazama*-kun* is still out cold,
**[05:37] ---**
could we say he's a seeded
player and see if he comes to?
**[05:40] ---**
"Shikiba"
**[05:40] ---**
I'm cool with that.
**[05:42] ---**
"Osaki"
**[05:42] ---**
Well, that was pretty much an accident.
**[05:46] ---**
"To T. Kyo"
**[05:46] ---**
This is how I'll show him my respect for
**[05:48] ---**
nobly protecting Takao-*san
*from Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki.
**[05:52] ---**
"Shinonome"
**[05:52] ---**
That attack was something else...
**[05:55] ---**
I bet he's going to need some rest.
**[05:57] ---**
"Oimachi"
**[05:58] ---**
No objections here.
**[06:00] ---**
His disqualification now
would prove problematic.
**[06:00] ---**
"Tennohzu & Isle"
**[06:03] ---**
I want to face Kazama fair-and-square
in an open match!
**[06:10] ---**
Guys, thank you...
**[06:14] ---**
Nah, it's nothing...
**[06:14] ---**
"Jijou"
**[06:17] ---**
Really, it's nothing at all!
**[06:19] ---**
"Shinagawa"
**[06:20] ---**
Yeah, it's cool. But just so you know...
**[06:23] ---**
We won't hold back when he comes to!
**[06:27] ---**
Everyone's so nice!
**[06:29] ---**
But none of ya made it to the semifinals!
**[06:32] ---**
We're rooting for you!
**[06:34] ---**
Now they're rooting for me...
**[06:36] ---**
What about the other semifinal?
**[06:39] ---**
It's being held right as we speak.
**[06:43] ---**
The two contestants are
already a battered mess!
**[06:47] ---**
How many tackles will it
take before they collapse?
**[06:50] ---**
Are they immortal or what?
**[06:54] ---**
What game are they supposed to be playing?
**[06:57] ---**
M-Musical chairs.
**[06:59] ---**
Musical chairs?!
**[07:00] ---**
This doesn't look remotely
like the game I know!
**[07:01] ---**
"Yay!"
**[07:02] ---**
"Shoot!" "Yay!"
**[07:04] ---**
For one thing, where's the chair...?
**[07:06] ---**
Found it! But they aren't even looking at it!
**[07:10] ---**
It started out like a normal
game of musical chairs,
**[07:14] ---**
but somewhere along the line...
**[07:28] ---**
Are they stupid?
**[07:30] ---**
Now then, it's about time
we began our own game!
**[07:33] ---**
Hold your opponent's thumb
down for ten seconds to win!
**[07:36] ---**
Ready, go!
**[07:37] ---**
Hey, wait! Whoa!
**[07:55] ---**
How come we aren't gettin' any attention?!
**[07:57] ---**
MC, do your job and report
what's happenin' over here!
**[08:00] ---**
Huh? Commenting on a game that
abides by the rules isn't any fun!
**[08:03] ---**
Oh, look at that!
**[08:05] ---**
Twist it up a bit!
**[08:07] ---**
What's wrong with following the rules?!
**[08:08] ---**
Once your boobies start jiggling,
I'll watch your game.
**[08:10] ---**
That'll never happen!
**[08:12] ---**
Damn those punks! Now I have to win!
**[08:17] ---**
I'm the one who will win and get the bag!
**[08:27] ---**
I won't let her win!
**[08:32] ---**
Excuse me...
**[08:33] ---**
What?!
**[08:36] ---**
Kazama-*kun,* if you had to face Takao-*san
*or Shibasaki*-san* in the finals,
**[08:40] ---**
who would you want to fight?
**[08:43] ---**
Why do you wanna know?
**[08:45] ---**
Well, uh, um, I can't say...
**[08:49] ---**
Isn't it obvious who I wanna fight?
**[08:52] ---**
A-And that would be...?
**[08:53] ---**
Whoever wins.
**[08:57] ---**
Um, in other words, you
don't care who you face?
**[09:03] ---**
I mean, isn't the winner
the stronger of the two?
**[09:07] ---**
If I face her and win, I'm the true victor!
**[09:09] ---**
That's all there is to it.
**[09:11] ---**
That may be true, but earlier you declared
that you wanted to face Shibasaki-*san.*
**[09:17] ---**
Yeah, but there's no point if
she loses before she gets to me.
**[09:20] ---**
What?
**[09:22] ---**
He doesn't care who he faces...?
**[09:25] ---**
But I might like that better...
**[09:28] ---**
Kazama-*san,* I wish you'd give it a rest.
**[09:33] ---**
It'd be a dream come true
if she participated.
**[09:37] ---**
First you said that you don't
really care about my bag...
**[09:42] ---**
And now you're saying you'd be
happy to fight whoever wins,
**[09:45] ---**
despite claiming you wanted to face me!
**[09:50] ---**
How much mud must you throw on
my face before you're satisfied?
**[09:58] ---**
Whoa! What the heck's going
on?! Is this for real?!
**[10:02] ---**
She's seriously... ticked.
**[10:05] ---**
Dodge, Takao!
**[10:07] ---**
Something horrible will happen
if she lands a direct hit!
**[10:10] ---**
"Something horrible"? F-For instance?
**[10:16] ---**
Takao's shirt will explode on impact.
Or she'll puff up... I think.
**[10:22] ---**
But...
**[10:25] ---**
This is the one time I
don't wanna lose to you!
**[10:29] ---**
I'll take you on!
**[10:31] ---**
I will force your tackle back!
**[10:45] ---**
Th-That's dirty!
**[10:50] ---**
But now that I think about it,
**[10:51] ---**
isn't this how you normally
win according to the rules?
**[10:54] ---**
Yes, it is. It certainly
is, but... But still...
**[11:03] ---**
She's my opponent, huh?
**[11:07] ---**
Now I'll be forced to fight Roka-*san*,
but that's how the cookie crumbles!
**[11:11] ---**
So be it! I will brace myself for what lays
ahead as I aspire to enter the finals!
**[11:16] ---**
As such, Kazama-*kun*, I must hurry
and bring our match to an...
**[11:27] ---**
Ah, you're so kind!
**[11:30] ---**
Th-That's ten seconds...
**[11:33] ---**
Kazama struck while Shioh was
distracted and stole victory!
**[11:37] ---**
He also played dirty!
**[11:39] ---**
These two nasty players
have risen to the finals!
**[11:43] ---**
Is this acceptable? Is it really acceptable?
**[11:43] ---**
"Hey, Here's the Games!"
**[11:46] ---**
Tournaments are cruel.
**[11:48] ---**
Here you go. Determine
what the finals will be.
**[11:51] ---**
I hate to see how this
is going to turn out...
**[11:55] ---**
Let's see, the game for the finals will be...
**[11:58] ---**
"The King's Game"
**[12:02] ---**
With only two players?!
**[12:12] ---**
But they're ready to go!
**[12:26] ---**
I didn't expect to run into
you on the way home, my boy!
**[12:29] ---**
Dad, I want to eat *yakitori*!
**[12:32] ---**
*Yakitori*? Sounds good!
**[12:37] ---**
Dad!
**[12:38] ---**
What is it?
**[12:39] ---**
There is some incredible chi
flowing from that direction!
**[12:42] ---**
"These are minor characters."
**[12:42] ---**
That's in the direction of the school
festival I just took you to!
**[12:45] ---**
I'm sure that chi must belong to one
of those ladies we saw back then!
**[12:50] ---**
Incredible! And to think I still haven't
so much as noticed the chi yet!
**[12:54] ---**
"These are minor characters."
**[12:55] ---**
The little rascal!
**[12:57] ---**
He surpassed me without my ever realizing it!
**[13:10] ---**
Eh, so I'd like to commence the
finals--A round of the King's Game.
**[13:14] ---**
Here's a rundown of the rules.
**[13:16] ---**
Gather up a bunch of wooden sticks.
**[13:18] ---**
Number them according to
the number of players,
**[13:19] ---**
"King"
**[13:20] ---**
with one designated the winning stick.
**[13:22] ---**
If you draw the winning
stick, you're the King.
**[13:24] ---**
Everyone else is a commoner.
**[13:26] ---**
The King can order the commoners
to do anything he wants!
**[13:26] ---**
"No. 1 must spend the
year dressed as a girl!"
**[13:26] ---**
"What?!"
**[13:29] ---**
But with only two players,
we'll make this a simple game
**[13:32] ---**
where the person who draws
the King is the winner.
**[13:38] ---**
So why do those two look
like they're out for blood?!
**[13:42] ---**
He's cracking his knuckles!
**[13:44] ---**
Is that for good luck?! Please
tell me that's for good luck!
**[13:47] ---**
In the other corner, we have...
**[13:51] ---**
A rice ball? It's a rice ball!
**[13:53] ---**
She's eager to squish him like a rice ball!
**[14:02] ---**
Relax, Yamada. It's just a
round of the King's Game.
**[14:05] ---**
K-Kazama-*san...*
**[14:07] ---**
But you should squat down a bit.
**[14:13] ---**
Otherwise, you won't survive.
**[14:14] ---**
S-Survive what?!
**[14:18] ---**
Like this?
**[14:19] ---**
Yep. That's perfect.
**[14:22] ---**
There. Won't that make it easier
for you to get the stick?
**[14:27] ---**
Gulp!
**[14:28] ---**
Nice try. You just wanted to
peek inside the can, didn't you?
**[14:37] ---**
Wow!
**[14:39] ---**
So, who do you think will win?
**[14:42] ---**
Good question.
**[14:45] ---**
It comes down to a simple contest of luck...
**[14:49] ---**
It looks like Shibasaki dropped something.
**[14:52] ---**
What is that...?
**[14:53] ---**
Dang!
**[14:54] ---**
It couldn't be!
**[14:55] ---**
It's not--No, it is! I'm sure of it!
**[14:59] ---**
"Silver"
**[14:59] ---**
It's Silver! It's the Silver Angel!
**[15:02] ---**
Hey, Four-Eyes. What is your eyesight again?
**[15:06] ---**
Oh, I won this yesterday when I bought
my first chocolate in ages on a whim.
**[15:10] ---**
Yesterday?! On a whim?!
**[15:13] ---**
That means Shibasaki-*san
*possesses incredible luck!
**[15:18] ---**
Yeah. This doesn't look
good for you, Kazama-*kun*!
**[15:22] ---**
I swear, everyone's overreacting!
**[15:24] ---**
Think about it another way.
**[15:27] ---**
You used up all of yer luck yesterday.
**[15:29] ---**
Doesn't that make you fresh
outta luck right now?
**[15:32] ---**
He used it to his advantage!
**[15:34] ---**
Seriously? Can luck actually run out?
**[15:37] ---**
That's merely a cliché used by the unlucky.
**[15:41] ---**
It does not apply to me.
**[15:43] ---**
She doesn't let it faze her!
**[15:45] ---**
Well, I guess that's one
way of lookin' at it.
**[15:48] ---**
In that case, I...
**[15:50] ---**
...would like to reflect on last New Year's.
**[15:53] ---**
He's throwing a flashback at us?!
**[15:55] ---**
I was thinkin' about
hittin' the local shrine,
**[15:58] ---**
so I was walkin' around
town with my little sister.
**[16:00] ---**
That's when I...!
**[16:03] ---**
Isn't this...?
**[16:05] ---**
"To Tama-*chan* | From Grandpa"
**[16:08] ---**
You found...
**[16:09] ---**
...Tama-*chan*'s New Year's money?!
**[16:12] ---**
For the record, there was 10,000
yen stuffed in that envelope!
**[16:15] ---**
Tama-*chan,* your grandpa
must love you a whole lot!
**[16:19] ---**
I see... Kazama-*san*, you're pretty lucky
to have stumbled across 10,000 yen.
**[16:26] ---**
Hey, man! The story doesn't end there!
**[16:30] ---**
I mean, a kid would feel like it's the
end of the world if she lost 10,000 yen.
**[16:35] ---**
Plus I needed to set a good
example for my sister.
**[16:38] ---**
So I took the money to the police.
**[16:42] ---**
Oh, brother! You're the image of
a good brother! An ideal brother!
**[16:48] ---**
You know, he's supposed to be a delinquent.
**[16:51] ---**
Did you know?
**[16:53] ---**
If something sits in the
lost-and-found for six months,
**[16:56] ---**
whoever dropped it off can
legally claim it as his own.
**[17:01] ---**
That was six months ago.
**[17:04] ---**
But... let it be known here and now!
**[17:08] ---**
I will not go claim that 10,000 yen!
**[17:11] ---**
You're going to...
**[17:13] ---**
...pretend that you never
found that 10,000 yen!
**[17:16] ---**
And reclaim all of the luck you used on it!
**[17:19] ---**
And Tama-*chan*,
**[17:19] ---**
"Mental image of Tama-*chan*"
**[17:20] ---**
if you're still alive, go
to the police already!
**[17:23] ---**
This is getting serious! Really serious!
**[17:24] ---**
I-I can see their luck!
**[17:26] ---**
They both have impressive luck-based
auras surrounding them!
**[17:30] ---**
Luck is surprisingly black, isn't it?
**[17:33] ---**
I bet Yamada can't take much more--Yamada!
**[17:39] ---**
It looks like I couldn't have
asked for a better opponent.
**[17:43] ---**
Same goes for you.
**[17:45] ---**
Kazama-*san*, may I ask one
question before we begin?
**[17:51] ---**
Kazama-*san*, what would you
do with my bag if you won?
**[17:54] ---**
Oh, I'd forgotten about that...
**[17:58] ---**
Well, it'd serve as proof
that I defeated you.
**[18:02] ---**
I'd carry it around and do
my best to keep it safe.
**[18:13] ---**
That wasn't quite the answer I was expecting.
**[18:16] ---**
Are you okay with that?
**[18:17] ---**
You know, it's basically a
flag declarin' your defea--
**[18:21] ---**
I'm ready.
**[18:26] ---**
I think it's going to serve
as Kazama-*senpai*'s death flag!
**[18:33] ---**
Greedy jerk!
**[18:37] ---**
Well, it's just about time
for us to pack up and go!
**[18:42] ---**
Please hurry and draw your sticks!
**[18:50] ---**
Is he...?
**[18:54] ---**
He's... He's holding her stick
down with his own stick!
**[19:00] ---**
Stupid!
**[19:01] ---**
There's no way I'm gonna leave everything
to luck after comin' this far!
**[19:05] ---**
It takes more than luck to become the King!
**[19:12] ---**
Whoever ultimately catches the King wins!
**[19:16] ---**
Is that allowed?!
**[19:18] ---**
Don't fall for it, Roka!
**[19:24] ---**
Wh-What?! It all happened too
fast for my eyes to follow!
**[19:27] ---**
He dashed backwards!
**[19:28] ---**
He saw it coming?!
**[19:30] ---**
Otherwise I couldn't have dodged!
**[19:33] ---**
Ah, Yamada!
**[19:36] ---**
Yamada!
**[19:40] ---**
He used Yamada as a stool?!
**[19:42] ---**
"King"
**[19:59] ---**
Look! I'm the King.
**[20:07] ---**
W-Well, K-K-K-K-K-Kazama is the winner!
**[20:26] ---**
What is it?
**[20:29] ---**
Nothing. I was just wonderin' what
type of face you were makin'.
**[20:32] ---**
Talk about sick.
**[20:34] ---**
Do you admit that you lost the game?!
**[20:40] ---**
I sure do. After all, I'm the one
who asked to enter the tournament.
**[20:44] ---**
And now I've lost.
**[20:47] ---**
So I'd appreciate it if you
took good care of my bag.
**[20:55] ---**
Otherwise I'll let you have it!
**[20:59] ---**
Later!
**[21:04] ---**
Oh, yeah. Next time, let's compete in
something that doesn't test our luck.
**[21:18] ---**
Looks like that was a draw.
**[21:27] ---**
I should have expected no less from my rival!
**[21:31] ---**
I'll let you keep the bag for now.
**[21:33] ---**
You're gonna keep challengin' me?!
**[21:37] ---**
Isn't that a given?
**[21:39] ---**
We shall continue to be romantic
rivals for Roka-*san* and her bags...
**[21:45] ---**
Love triangle! Love triangle!
La la la love triangle!
**[21:45] ---**
Shuddup! Be quiet! Don't hold my hand!
**[21:50] ---**
"First Fujou Academy"
**[22:03] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:05] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[22:08] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[22:10] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[22:13] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[22:15] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[22:18] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[22:20] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[22:24] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[22:26] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[22:28] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[22:35] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[22:39] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[22:42] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[22:45] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[22:48] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[22:50] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[22:55] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[22:58] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:00] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[23:22] ---**
"Story of Fujou Academy's
24 Nocturnal Baldies."
**[23:27] ---**
What're you doing?!
**[23:28] ---**
We're fellow members of
the 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
**[23:32] ---**
I heard you didn't make it to the
Finals League in that game tournament.
**[23:37] ---**
We're in different teams, but it hurts
our reputation when you guys lose!
**[23:43] ---**
What a joke!
**[23:45] ---**
Yeah! How dare you wear a wig!
**[23:49] ---**
You don't have any pride as a baldy!
**[23:52] ---**
They're right!
**[23:53] ---**
It's him!
**[23:54] ---**
Sheesh. Whether I look to my left or
to my right, all I see are baldies.
**[24:00] ---**
It's the self-proclaimed,
"I'm Not Bald," Tenjin!
**[24:02] ---**
Aren't you in denial about
your baldness?! Beat it!
**[24:07] ---**
I'm sick and tired of lying to myself.
**[24:11] ---**
As of now, I'm Tenjin the Bald
of the 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
**[24:15] ---**
Tenjin, that's so cool! Now
we're the 25 Nocturnal Baldies!
**[24:21] ---**
Tenjin?
**[24:23] ---**
Tenjin!
**[24:25] ---**
# 8 - I Liked the Pixels...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR8V02Q7R/d-frag)
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**[00:36] ---**
"Guidance Office"
**[00:38] ---**
Do you know why we called you here?
**[00:40] ---**
Because of that hijinks we
pulled on school grounds?
**[00:41] ---**
Well...
**[00:44] ---**
I never expected it to get that carried away!
**[00:48] ---**
It looks like you're under
the wrong impression.
**[00:51] ---**
Huh? That isn't it?
**[00:53] ---**
Then why'd ya haul us in?
**[00:55] ---**
The reason why we've called you in...
**[00:58] ---**
Well, it's about the zipper-shot incident!
**[01:03] ---**
What?! That?!
**[01:13] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[01:16] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[01:20] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[01:23] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[01:26] ---**
*I never know why*
**[01:30] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[01:33] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[01:36] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[01:41] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[01:49] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[01:51] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[01:56] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[02:03] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[02:10] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[02:13] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[02:16] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[02:21] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[02:25] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[02:28] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[02:36] ---**
"I Liked the Pixels..."
**[02:36] ---**
They called us in over the zipper-shot?!
**[02:40] ---**
That doesn't make any sense.
**[02:41] ---**
You see, several teachers and guardians
**[02:44] ---**
have expressed concern over
the tracksuits' durability.
**[02:47] ---**
What?! Tracksuit durability?!
**[02:49] ---**
Aren't they upset over the wrong thing?!
**[02:52] ---**
We have to consider student safety.
**[02:55] ---**
Especially now that claims have come in.
**[02:57] ---**
Th-This is stupid...
**[03:00] ---**
I-I had no idea breaking my tracksuit
would cause so much trouble...
**[03:05] ---**
B-But I can't admit that it broke
**[03:06] ---**
because I was squeezing
into one I'd outgrown...
**[03:10] ---**
Of course a tracksuit's gonna
break if she squeezes into it!
**[03:17] ---**
I-I'm sorry.
**[03:19] ---**
I'm sorry I used my developmental stage
as an excuse to hide that I gained weight.
**[03:23] ---**
"Gained weight"? Don't tell me she
doesn't know why her zipper broke!
**[03:27] ---**
Calm down, you two. It's true
that this started with you,
**[03:33] ---**
but there is a reason why
the problem has grown.
**[03:36] ---**
There is?
**[03:36] ---**
You see,
**[03:38] ---**
other students have started
to copy the zipper-shot!
**[03:41] ---**
Why?!
**[03:42] ---**
It's the source of an endless
stream of injured students.
**[03:45] ---**
No, no, stop! Why?!
**[03:48] ---**
They are the first casualties.
**[03:49] ---**
Hiya!
**[03:50] ---**
Why?!
**[03:51] ---**
Why would you do something so dangerous?
**[03:53] ---**
Dangerous?
**[03:54] ---**
By re-enacting the zipper-shot,
**[03:56] ---**
I could see what it's like to be Takao-*san*.
**[03:58] ---**
Say what?!
**[04:00] ---**
How to put it?
**[04:01] ---**
You know, they say that if you cup
your hands while going 100 km/hr,
**[04:05] ---**
it feels like you're fondling F-cup boobies!
**[04:07] ---**
I figured it'd be like that!
**[04:08] ---**
They're worlds apart!
**[04:09] ---**
And we totally pulled it off!
**[04:12] ---**
Aside from the fact that you're a guy!
**[04:14] ---**
What do you have to say about it?
**[04:17] ---**
Well...
**[04:19] ---**
It hurt.
**[04:21] ---**
Mom scolded me for ruining my tracksuit.
**[04:23] ---**
No kidding! I figured as much!
**[04:24] ---**
You hurt me! Be gentler
when you fire that thing!
**[04:27] ---**
I have to work for free at my parents'
ramen shop to cover my new tracksuit!
**[04:30] ---**
Don't fight!
**[04:31] ---**
Hey, can we move on to the next case?
**[04:33] ---**
There are more idiots out there?
**[04:35] ---**
Idio--?!
**[04:36] ---**
This was the worst case.
**[04:38] ---**
She's Saginuma, a second year.
**[04:40] ---**
When she heard about Takao's
zipper-shot, she boasted,
**[04:43] ---**
"I'm confident in the size of my rack!"
**[04:45] ---**
She gave it a try, but her
zipper never shot off.
**[04:45] ---**
Why?!
**[04:48] ---**
The shock was so great that she
has stopped coming to school.
**[04:52] ---**
She has her own pride to blame.
**[04:54] ---**
And there's nothing wrong with her tracksuit!
**[04:56] ---**
How horrible... I wonder if I should
go apologize to Saginuma-*san.*
**[05:00] ---**
It'd only make things worse.
**[05:02] ---**
Why?
**[05:03] ---**
Don't you get it?
**[05:05] ---**
There are tons more.
**[05:06] ---**
There seriously isn't a single
decent student at this school...
**[05:09] ---**
So there you have it.
**[05:11] ---**
Now tell us what you think
about the tracksuits.
**[05:13] ---**
Ugh. That's a toughie...
**[05:17] ---**
Ma'am, what do you think?
**[05:19] ---**
Huh? Why are you asking me?
**[05:22] ---**
Don't you always wear a student tracksuit?
**[05:25] ---**
H-He's right!
**[05:26] ---**
Come to think of it, you're always
wearing our school tracksuit!
**[05:29] ---**
There's gotta be a story behind that!
**[05:35] ---**
Yeah...
**[05:36] ---**
I wasn't expecting that smug face!
**[05:37] ---**
Really, it's a fairly common story.
**[05:41] ---**
It happened back when I
was still a new teacher.
**[05:45] ---**
I was so inexperienced back then
**[05:46] ---**
that I'd get battered and
bruised just coming to school.
**[05:52] ---**
I made it! It's tough making it
here from Hachioji on my own...
**[05:57] ---**
Hachioji?! That's in the middle of Tokyo!
**[05:59] ---**
Don't underestimate Hachioji!
**[06:00] ---**
Screw that! And who're you talking to?
**[06:02] ---**
Ma'am, you're late again?
**[06:05] ---**
Yikes, you're a tattered mess!
**[06:08] ---**
This student's name is Totsuka.
**[06:10] ---**
She wasn't the best behaved student,
**[06:13] ---**
but for some reason, she
had taken a liking to me.
**[06:15] ---**
Really? There are some weird
students out there, huh?
**[06:18] ---**
I can't really remember
what she looked like--
**[06:20] ---**
Wait! I thought you were
trying to set the mood,
**[06:22] ---**
but you were just pulling a blank!
**[06:24] ---**
And time passed, leading up
to her graduation ceremony.
**[06:26] ---**
Totsuka was going to graduate.
**[06:29] ---**
That's a big time skip!
**[06:31] ---**
Ma'am!
**[06:35] ---**
Here! You can have it.
**[06:39] ---**
Why?
**[06:40] ---**
Because your clothes are
always falling apart!
**[06:43] ---**
I just graduated, so I won't
be wearing it anymore...
**[06:47] ---**
I thought that tracksuit would be happy
if you used it until it got worn out.
**[06:53] ---**
You're... To... Toru? Toruko?
**[06:57] ---**
Ah, Totsuka?
**[06:58] ---**
Ouch, you only vaguely knew
her name until she graduated!
**[07:00] ---**
That's how I got this tracksuit.
**[07:02] ---**
And somehow I've managed to wear it
this whole time without destroying it.
**[07:06] ---**
So you're taking good care of it, huh?
**[07:09] ---**
"Noborito"
**[07:10] ---**
Oh, sorry. Her name wasn't
Totsuka. It was Noborito.
**[07:14] ---**
I'm Noborito!
**[07:15] ---**
You got her name wrong! Your
story's a jumbled mess!
**[07:20] ---**
Ma'am, when I graduate, you're welcome
to take my tracksuit if you like!
**[07:24] ---**
She'll forget your name!
**[07:26] ---**
Like a tracksuit where the zipper
shoots off is going to fit me!
**[07:29] ---**
She rejected your offer!
**[07:31] ---**
I don't need it, either.
**[07:32] ---**
No one asked you!
**[07:33] ---**
Seeing as I'm a man, I couldn't...
**[07:34] ---**
No one asked you!
**[07:38] ---**
I'm sorry... I'm sorry for everything...
**[07:42] ---**
It's not like the zipper-shot's
all that common.
**[07:45] ---**
I'd be ticked if it was!
**[07:47] ---**
And thinking back on it, I don't
think anyone is really to blame.
**[07:58] ---**
Sounds about right.
**[07:59] ---**
You don't need to change
our tracksuits, either.
**[08:01] ---**
You've already proven just
how durable they are.
**[08:06] ---**
Yeah. Good point.
**[08:08] ---**
I'll admit, it has worn well
and lasted a long time...
**[08:12] ---**
Hasn't it?
**[08:13] ---**
All right! You're all dismissed.
**[08:15] ---**
'Kay!
**[08:16] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[08:18] ---**
We shouldn't even be treating
this like a legitimate problem.
**[08:22] ---**
Takao, don't shoot off any more zippers!
**[08:26] ---**
Okay! That won't be a problem.
**[08:28] ---**
I bought a baggy replacement.
**[08:30] ---**
Are you insinuating something?!
**[08:31] ---**
Insinuating what?!
**[08:33] ---**
Phew, done at last.
**[08:36] ---**
H-Hey...
**[08:38] ---**
Th-Thank...
**[08:40] ---**
What is it?
**[08:42] ---**
You know, I feel bad about
how I put you out over this.
**[08:45] ---**
Why do you feel bad?
**[08:49] ---**
They were makin' something
of nothing! Don't sweat it.
**[08:52] ---**
O-Okay...
**[08:54] ---**
Later!
**[08:55] ---**
S-Say!
**[08:58] ---**
A-Are you free this weekend?
**[09:01] ---**
Huh?
**[09:02] ---**
That could have dragged out if you hadn't
said what you did to those teachers.
**[09:07] ---**
S-So like, I was thinking,
this Sunday we could...
**[09:13] ---**
Are you gonna treat me to somethin'?
**[09:14] ---**
Yeah! If it's cool with you,
let me treat you to something!
**[09:30] ---**
Hey, didn't you say somethin'
about treating me?
**[09:35] ---**
Yeah...
**[09:36] ---**
Let's check the meaning, 'kay?
**[09:38] ---**
It means takin' me to the
movies or a restaurant, right?
**[09:42] ---**
Yeah...
**[09:42] ---**
Cool. So I didn't get the wrong idea.
**[09:45] ---**
What a relief! That's great!
**[09:49] ---**
So what're we doing here?!
Why are we in line?!
**[09:54] ---**
Hey, look at me!
**[09:56] ---**
Hey, c'mon!
**[09:58] ---**
Hello!
**[10:00] ---**
All set! This looks about right.
**[10:02] ---**
"Takao Family: Mother"
**[10:02] ---**
It's rare to see you get all dolled up!
**[10:04] ---**
M-Mom! Is-Is it really?
**[10:07] ---**
Normally you go around in a
t-shirt or a jogging suit.
**[10:10] ---**
"Takao Family: Second Oldest Daughter"
**[10:10] ---**
And the zipper's even broken.
**[10:12] ---**
Oh, well, you see...
**[10:15] ---**
Of course she's dressed up!
**[10:17] ---**
After all, she's been dying for
this game to come out today!
**[10:22] ---**
Huh?
**[10:26] ---**
"Game goes on sale: Magical Village"
**[10:27] ---**
"Takao Family: Oldest Daughter"
**[10:27] ---**
What? What is it?! Are poltergeists rapping?!
**[10:30] ---**
Did they make a rapping sound?!
**[10:30] ---**
Wh-What should I do?!
**[10:31] ---**
Did you hear rapping? Did you?
**[10:31] ---**
The store opens in three hours!
**[10:33] ---**
I'm sure they rapped once!
**[10:33] ---**
I should call him first!
**[10:34] ---**
It sounded like a tremor!
**[10:34] ---**
But I've never called him before! Gah!
**[10:36] ---**
So where was it? Where?
**[10:38] ---**
What can I say? Nothing is
going according to plan.
**[10:43] ---**
I'm sorry for being such a failure.
**[10:45] ---**
You shoulda called if you had plans!
**[10:47] ---**
I wouldn't mind switching days.
**[10:50] ---**
"She basically invited him on the spur of the
moment, so it'd be unbearable if she had to wait any longer."
**[10:52] ---**
Why did I say that?!
**[10:54] ---**
"Finds many things unbearable"
**[10:56] ---**
Say somethin'.
**[10:59] ---**
Well, I'm headin' home.
**[11:01] ---**
Treat me to a school lunch sometime.
**[11:03] ---**
I'm sleepy!
**[11:05] ---**
Come to think of it, you
still owe me a favor!
**[11:07] ---**
Huh?
**[11:09] ---**
When you were playing that
por--uh, Scramble in Space Game,
**[11:12] ---**
remember how you made me play?
**[11:13] ---**
Didn't you say you'd do
anything I asked in exchange?
**[11:17] ---**
No one told me that I had
to do anything you asked!
**[11:20] ---**
Hang out with me until the game goes on sale!
**[11:24] ---**
And then I'll write your debt off!
**[11:27] ---**
That's what I'd like...
**[11:29] ---**
That's all you want?
**[11:31] ---**
Okay, fine. It'd suck if I went
straight home after coming out here.
**[11:40] ---**
So? What sorta game are you gettin' today?
**[11:46] ---**
"Magical Village Series"
**[11:47] ---**
The legend behind the Magical Village Series!
**[11:50] ---**
The first Magical Village
game was released in 1987
**[11:53] ---**
"Welcome to the Magical Village"
**[11:55] ---**
and clear to this day, sequels
are still coming out.
**[11:55] ---**
"Oh, Over Yonder is the Magical Village"
**[11:57] ---**
"More to the Right, More
to the Left and Voilà!"
**[11:57] ---**
This magic action game is
representative of Japan!
**[11:58] ---**
"Magical Village"
**[12:01] ---**
The palace wizard, Mason,
goes to rescue Queen Ashan,
**[12:02] ---**
who keeps getting kidnapped by the
Demon King for some odd reason.
**[12:06] ---**
It has a simple story combined with a
frustratingly hard difficulty level!
**[12:09] ---**
The quality has hardly
changed for the past decade,
**[12:12] ---**
making it a smashing hit with
old fans and retro gamers.
**[12:17] ---**
Of course, the game's content was a plus,
**[12:19] ---**
but Mason's charm definitely
boosted the game's popularity!
**[12:19] ---**
Come to think of it, she's the president
of the Game Creation Club...
**[12:23] ---**
It'll take a while to
tell the game's history!
**[12:25] ---**
Okay, then don't tell me.
**[12:28] ---**
Welcome to the Magical Village!
**[12:30] ---**
The first game went on sale in 1987.
**[12:33] ---**
It was a top-quality game at the time,
**[12:35] ---**
ushering the gaming
industry into a new phase.
**[12:37] ---**
That's how the legend began!
**[12:38] ---**
I just said you didn't need to tell me!
**[12:40] ---**
And isn't this long before we were born?
**[12:43] ---**
Oh, Over Yonder is the Magical Village!
**[12:45] ---**
The next release was a
record-breaking success!
**[12:48] ---**
That title bites! Why didn't they
make it "Two" or "Super" instead?
**[12:51] ---**
"More to the Right, More to the Left
and Voilà! It's the Magical Village."
**[12:56] ---**
Supposedly all of the main staff
got snatched by another company
**[12:58] ---**
when this one was in the works,
throwing them into turmoil.
**[13:00] ---**
After three years, the
quality hasn't changed any!
**[13:04] ---**
And then they had a series
of flops after that.
**[13:07] ---**
But believe it or not, it's
said the game going on sale...
**[13:09] ---**
"* This is a promotional video."
**[13:09] ---**
Heh Heh Heh! ...Hmn? Magical Village?!
**[13:13] ---**
Fire Archer!
**[13:14] ---**
...was made by the original staff
and is sure to become a masterpiece!
**[13:18] ---**
There was a sudden leap in the quality!
**[13:21] ---**
I know... And here I liked the pixels.
**[13:25] ---**
Okay... So are these guys dressed
up as characters from that game?
**[13:30] ---**
Supposedly this shop is
famous amongst the fanatics.
**[13:33] ---**
Enthusiasts tend to come here.
**[13:33] ---**
"Virtual Poy"
**[13:35] ---**
I come because it's close to home
**[13:38] ---**
and offers sweet store bonuses
at the regular retail price!
**[13:41] ---**
The bonus this time is a cell phone strap
of Mason riding the dolphin, Endgar.
**[13:45] ---**
I want it so very, very bad!
**[13:46] ---**
Man, I wish they'd open already...
**[13:50] ---**
Doesn't that... bring a
certain someone to mind?
**[13:55] ---**
Oh, isn't that amazing?
**[13:57] ---**
It belongs to a strong soul who always
camps out to claim first place in line.
**[14:01] ---**
I wonder what that person must be like...
**[14:02] ---**
What?! Nothing comes to
mind when you see that?
**[14:06] ---**
Such as?
**[14:07] ---**
Why haven't you seen her if you're
always in the pre-sale line?
**[14:09] ---**
"Usually sleeps until the store opens."
**[14:09] ---**
Miss, the store's open.
**[14:13] ---**
It's a mystery.
**[14:15] ---**
Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
**[14:22] ---**
It was her after all!
**[14:24] ---**
Where were your eyes all those other times?
**[14:26] ---**
C-C-Crap!
**[14:28] ---**
Huh?
**[14:28] ---**
We've gotta hide!
**[14:29] ---**
What?! Nah, does it matter if she sees us?
**[14:33] ---**
F-Forget it! She'll get the wrong idea.
**[14:35] ---**
Oh, no! She's coming this way! What'll we do?
**[14:38] ---**
That'll work!
**[14:44] ---**
Kazama-*san*?
**[14:49] ---**
Y-You... You have the wrong guy.
**[14:52] ---**
Not with that aura.
**[14:54] ---**
And based on the changes in your
brain by switching to a falsetto,
**[14:57] ---**
I've discerned that these wavelengths
definitely belong to Kazama-*san*.
**[15:00] ---**
That's *not* how you discern somethin'!
**[15:02] ---**
Yeah, you're right! It's me! I'm Kazama!
**[15:05] ---**
I know.
**[15:05] ---**
Shut up!
**[15:06] ---**
But I never expected to
see you waiting in line
**[15:09] ---**
outside a game store dressed
in a Mason cosplay!
**[15:11] ---**
It's not like I'm wearing this
weird thing because I want to!
**[15:15] ---**
I seriously wish I didn't have to do this!
**[15:19] ---**
What's the matter?
**[15:20] ---**
For a last minute hiding spot,
I thought it was pretty decent.
**[15:24] ---**
But it's really hot in here.
**[15:26] ---**
Plus it stinks to high heavens!
**[15:28] ---**
And I feel bad for the guy
next to us who lent his robe!
**[15:32] ---**
That must mean the guy next
to you who's hardly dressed...
**[15:36] ---**
is wearing a cosplay of
**[15:37] ---**
"Bang"
**[15:37] ---**
when Mason gets hit and his robe bursts off!
**[15:38] ---**
"Whoa!"
**[15:40] ---**
Exactly! I'm surprised you knew.
**[15:43] ---**
He is?!
**[15:46] ---**
Aw, forget it. Hurry back to
your own spot in the line.
**[15:50] ---**
I don't wanna! Not when I just ran into you.
**[15:53] ---**
Ah, I know! Kazama-*san*,
I'll return to my spot
**[15:56] ---**
if you pretend to cast
Mason's spell "Fire Archer."
**[16:00] ---**
Why the condition?!
**[16:01] ---**
What the heck?! I don't even
know what "Fire Archer" is.
**[16:04] ---**
And I don't wanna cast any spells!
**[16:08] ---**
Let's do it, Kazama-*san*! Now get up.
**[16:11] ---**
I'm in his debt, but why's the
geezer tellin' me what to do?!
**[16:14] ---**
For one thing, this robe's too short on me!
**[16:18] ---**
If I stand up, won't it be obvious
there are two of us in here?
**[16:21] ---**
It's okay. I'll figure something out.
**[16:23] ---**
All you have to do is brace
yourself when you stand up.
**[16:25] ---**
What exactly will you do?
**[16:27] ---**
Ready? Stand on the count of three.
**[16:29] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[16:30] ---**
One, two, three!
**[16:38] ---**
Wh-Whoa!
**[16:41] ---**
H-Hey, this is k-kinda...
**[16:44] ---**
Sorry! I might be a bit
heavy, but hang in there!
**[16:47] ---**
No, your weight isn't the--Eh?!
**[16:51] ---**
He has prickly hair!
**[16:53] ---**
Come on! Everyone, let's do it together!
**[17:01] ---**
Fire Archer!
**[17:04] ---**
A-Archer...!
**[17:08] ---**
I have no idea what I'm doing...
**[17:12] ---**
And I don't even wanna know!
**[17:13] ---**
Yay! Fire Archer! Kazama-*san
*just cast Fire Archer!
**[17:17] ---**
Everyone, he cast Fire Archer!
**[17:17] ---**
O-Okay, happy now? Then
hurry back to your spot!
**[17:20] ---**
So next, please cast "Cold Freezer."
**[17:23] ---**
Beat it!
**[17:24] ---**
Cold--
**[17:26] ---**
That isn't necessary!
**[17:27] ---**
Poopy!
**[17:30] ---**
One last thing.
**[17:31] ---**
You want *more*?!
**[17:34] ---**
Do you treasure my bag?
**[17:38] ---**
Do you have to ask that now?
**[17:40] ---**
S-See, it'd be embarrassing
to ask in the clubroom.
**[17:43] ---**
I wouldn't say I "treasure" it...
**[17:45] ---**
I'm not sure what to do with it, so I'm
carrying it around in my bag for now.
**[17:51] ---**
Then everything's cool!
**[17:53] ---**
You're cool with that? I haven't
seen your fire type shine in ages.
**[17:57] ---**
Then everything's cool.
**[17:59] ---**
What's your problem?!
**[18:00] ---**
Later!
**[18:05] ---**
Ready to come out?
**[18:10] ---**
Man, I thought the heat and
stench were gonna kill me.
**[18:15] ---**
What's wrong?
**[18:17] ---**
I don't feel good...
**[18:20] ---**
Hey, you okay?
**[18:21] ---**
Sorry!
**[18:23] ---**
What?! Who dashes off when
she doesn't feel good?
**[18:26] ---**
Hmmm...
**[18:27] ---**
Hmmmm...
**[18:30] ---**
What the heck?!
**[18:32] ---**
"Game Shop Virtual Poy"
**[18:32] ---**
Thank you for waiting, everyone!
**[18:34] ---**
The store is open!
**[18:40] ---**
I think I really might barf.
**[18:42] ---**
What am I doing?!
**[18:44] ---**
Wh-Why did I leave him like that?!
**[18:47] ---**
Wh-What should I do?! That was
over something so trivial!
**[18:49] ---**
That stupid...!
**[19:01] ---**
I'm truly pathetic.
**[19:04] ---**
Honestly, I'm a lost cause.
**[19:16] ---**
Even if I went back, he's
probably gone by now.
**[19:20] ---**
It'll be hard facing him tomorrow.
**[19:22] ---**
Plus I failed to buy the game.
**[19:24] ---**
You didn't fail to buy anything!
**[19:28] ---**
"Virtual Poy"
**[19:32] ---**
Wh-Why are you here?!
**[19:34] ---**
Why do you think? Here.
**[19:37] ---**
"Virtual Poy"
**[19:39] ---**
"Heh Heh Heh! ...Hmn? Magical Village?!"
**[19:40] ---**
This is...
**[19:42] ---**
B-But how?
**[19:47] ---**
Hurry and get the game
so you can go after her!
**[19:50] ---**
For some reason, the guys
in front let me cut ahead.
**[19:54] ---**
So why'd you suddenly start
runnin' if ya don't feel well?
**[20:01] ---**
Today...
**[20:03] ---**
I'm sorry for all the trouble
I've caused you today!
**[20:14] ---**
Hey!
**[20:16] ---**
Do you feel better now?
**[20:19] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[20:21] ---**
Then treat me to that meal already!
**[20:23] ---**
I didn't eat breakfast, so I'm starvin'!
**[20:31] ---**
'Kay!
**[20:35] ---**
So you're broke because
you paid for that game?
**[20:41] ---**
Uh-huh...
**[20:44] ---**
What is wrong with you...?
**[20:58] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[21:00] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[21:03] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[21:05] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[21:08] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[21:10] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[21:13] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[21:15] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[21:19] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[21:21] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[21:23] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[21:30] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[21:34] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[21:37] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[21:40] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[21:43] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[21:45] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[21:50] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[21:53] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[21:55] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[22:17] ---**
"The Takao Family: Episode 1"
**[22:18] ---**
The Takao Family.
**[22:21] ---**
All set!
**[22:24] ---**
I'll get the cream of the crop
at today's matchmaking party!
**[22:27] ---**
R-Right...
**[22:29] ---**
Probably, but only if she doesn't
mention she's part of the UMA Club.
**[22:32] ---**
My, my. You two got all dressed up!
**[22:36] ---**
Ah, okay. Well, even if your
figures aren't the best,
**[22:39] ---**
I'm sure things will work out for you.
**[22:44] ---**
Oh, Mom! Sisters! Good morning.
**[22:48] ---**
Good morning? But it's already evening.
**[22:51] ---**
I pulled an all nighter
yesterday playing video games.
**[22:53] ---**
Since it's a three-day weekend, I'm gonna
enjoy spending the rest of today gaming.
**[22:59] ---**
Are you really a blossoming high schooler?!
**[23:02] ---**
Is this how you want to spend your life?!
**[23:03] ---**
Enjoy your youth outdoors!
**[23:04] ---**
Hasn't a single guy stolen your heart?!
**[23:06] ---**
Well, uh... N-No, no one has!
**[23:09] ---**
Then I hope you spend your entire life
alone since you never do anything!
**[23:14] ---**
I'm honestly surprised you're
attending a matchmaking party
**[23:16] ---**
when you're a member of the UMA Club.
**[23:18] ---**
UMA rocks!
**[23:19] ---**
Don't worry! She's inherited
my superior genes.
**[23:23] ---**
She doesn't fall flat like you two!
**[23:25] ---**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[23:27] ---**
And what's with that pose?!
**[23:28] ---**
I can't believe you! I hope you get
kidnapped by a gray alien, Mom!
**[23:31] ---**
Heh!
**[23:34] ---**
Forget it! I don't have to take this!
**[23:36] ---**
I'm out of here!
**[23:37] ---**
I want to go to the convenience
store, so I'll tag along.
**[23:40] ---**
Do you plan on coming like that?!
**[23:42] ---**
Pay more attention to your appearance!
**[23:47] ---**
The Spring of Life is still a ways off.
**[23:49] ---**
This is our only shot in the episode!
**[23:52] ---**
There will be other chances!
**[23:54] ---**
Some punks are hanging out around the store.
**[23:55] ---**
You're right. You'd better be careful!
**[23:59] ---**
But that one with the spiky
hair is pretty handsome.
**[24:01] ---**
What exactly is that little one? An UMA?!
**[24:10] ---**
I forgot something!
**[24:15] ---**
I'm off!
**[24:21] ---**
But no one was in front of the convenience
store by the time she returned.
**[24:25] ---**
# 9 - That's Right. I'm His Little Sister
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR8V02Q7R/d-frag)
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**[00:39] ---**
"Genkugy Fried Chicken"
**[00:40] ---**
I'm the Kazama Party's bulldozing
dump truck, Yokoshima!
**[00:47] ---**
I hit my head on most doors.
**[00:49] ---**
Surpassing Japan's average
height with ease, I'm Nagayama!
**[00:53] ---**
I'm the Student Body Vice President
**[00:56] ---**
and the Kazama Party's Chief of
Operations! I'm Ataru Kawahara!
**[01:01] ---**
Why'd ya start introducin'
yourselves while we're eatin'?
**[01:04] ---**
Then I shall answer in kind!
**[01:06] ---**
I belong to the same Game Creation
Club (Provisional) as Kazama-*kun*!
**[01:10] ---**
I'm Hachi Shioh!
**[01:15] ---**
Were you introducin' yourselves to him?!
**[01:18] ---**
Uh-huh!
**[01:25] ---**
What?! Why're you standing in the middle?!
**[01:27] ---**
Oh, sorry! Apparently I like
confined, cramped places!
**[01:34] ---**
Hey, Kenji! Your buddy from
the club is pretty neat.
**[01:37] ---**
We aren't buddies!
**[01:40] ---**
We aren't... buddies?
**[01:42] ---**
This guy's nothing but a pain in the ass!
**[01:46] ---**
"Ultimately, they're eating together."
**[01:48] ---**
By the way, Kazama-*kun*, I
don't see your briefcase.
**[01:51] ---**
Is it in the classroom?
**[01:52] ---**
Yeah. What about it?
**[01:54] ---**
That's unacceptable! After
all, you've been keeping...
**[01:58] ---**
...Roka-*san*'s bag in that briefcase!
**[02:01] ---**
How do you know what's in my briefcase?!
**[02:04] ---**
Roka-*san* told me!
**[02:06] ---**
Darn that bag freak!
**[02:08] ---**
Yeah, that's where I've been keepin' it.
**[02:11] ---**
I see. So you've been taking good care of it.
**[02:14] ---**
That makes me happy.
**[02:16] ---**
Well, I just remembered something
urgent, so I must run.
**[02:19] ---**
That screams unnatural! I
bet you're after the bag!
**[02:23] ---**
Kazama-*kun*, I hate to have
you think so little of me!
**[02:26] ---**
Having lost, I have no
right to wear that bag.
**[02:29] ---**
R-Really?
**[02:31] ---**
At most, I could stuff my head into
your briefcase with the bag inside...
**[02:36] ---**
That sounds even worse!
**[02:39] ---**
Stop right there!
**[02:41] ---**
I'll let you eat with us,
**[02:43] ---**
but I cannot let you do something
that will upset my friend!
**[02:46] ---**
Ataru...
**[02:47] ---**
And even I haven't done that!
**[02:50] ---**
If you're gonna do that, I get first dibs!
**[02:52] ---**
You're first?!
**[02:54] ---**
Relax, Ken-*chan*.
**[02:55] ---**
A person's head couldn't fit inside
unless he really jammed it in.
**[02:59] ---**
Y-You're right.
**[03:01] ---**
Did you hear that, guys?
**[03:03] ---**
Wouldn't something that cramped suck?
**[03:06] ---**
The more cramped, the better!
**[03:09] ---**
It had the opposite effect!
**[03:10] ---**
Well, Kazama*-kun*, I'm going
to borrow your briefcase!
**[03:13] ---**
Rest at ease! I will protect
your briefcase, Kenji!
**[03:16] ---**
That's *not* what you're gonna do...
**[03:18] ---**
W-Wait! Hey!
**[03:26] ---**
I'm going to put it on!
**[03:28] ---**
Kazama-*kun*, out of my way!
**[03:29] ---**
Funabori! Sorry, but please
protect my briefcase!
**[03:32] ---**
Uh, pardon?
**[03:33] ---**
Please! Its fate rests on your shoulders!
**[03:35] ---**
On me?! Un-Understood!
**[03:37] ---**
Gimme the briefcase!
**[03:39] ---**
What a joke!
**[03:40] ---**
You've chosen the wrong person, Kazama-*kun*!
**[03:43] ---**
Funabori doesn't have
what it takes to stop us!
**[03:45] ---**
When did you two team up?!
**[03:47] ---**
I'm first!
**[03:48] ---**
No, I am!
**[03:49] ---**
But you're still arguing!
**[03:51] ---**
Funabori, make sure they
don't get my briefcase!
**[03:53] ---**
O-Okay! I'll protect it with my life!
**[03:56] ---**
Actually, you've made it
easier for them to reach.
**[04:00] ---**
Give it to me!
**[04:02] ---**
No, me!
**[04:03] ---**
Hey, stop it!
**[04:04] ---**
Let go, dammit! Let go!
**[04:05] ---**
Not good! Crap! Crap, crap, crap!
**[04:05] ---**
Gimme the bag! Gimme!
**[04:08] ---**
Funabori can't take this!
**[04:12] ---**
I said she can't take this!
**[04:14] ---**
You've done enough! Just throw
my briefcase out the window.
**[04:17] ---**
Huh? Your briefcase...?
**[04:20] ---**
I can't! You shouldn't be
rough with your things!
**[04:24] ---**
Huh? Did I just get scolded?
**[04:26] ---**
Then hide it or somethin'!
**[04:28] ---**
I-I'm not sure where to hide it...
**[04:30] ---**
Hide it... Hide it...
**[04:33] ---**
Hide it somewhere hard for guys to touch...
**[04:36] ---**
Why'd ya freeze?!
**[04:38] ---**
Please move!
**[04:40] ---**
How is movin' your head gonna help?!
**[04:44] ---**
My head...
**[04:45] ---**
I got the message, Kazama-*kun*!
**[04:49] ---**
Now...
**[04:50] ---**
...it will be safe!
**[04:51] ---**
Huh? How do ya figure?
**[04:53] ---**
I just stuffed my head into his briefcase.
**[04:58] ---**
It's super cramped!
**[05:00] ---**
It'll hurt if you tear it off!
**[05:03] ---**
I'm sure it'll hurt a lot!
**[05:05] ---**
But I believe that Shioh*-kun* and
Kawahara-*kun* would never hurt me!
**[05:17] ---**
Well played, Funabori-*san*! You've won!
**[05:20] ---**
She won them over!
**[05:24] ---**
Funabori-*san*, you're the Cramped Champion.
**[05:29] ---**
C-Cramped...?
**[05:33] ---**
Are ya pissed...?
**[05:34] ---**
Cramped...?
**[05:43] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[05:46] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[05:50] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[05:53] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[05:56] ---**
*I never know why*
**[06:00] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[06:03] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[06:06] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[06:11] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[06:19] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[06:21] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[06:26] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[06:33] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[06:40] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[06:43] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[06:46] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[06:51] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[06:55] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[06:58] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[07:06] ---**
"That's Right. I'm His Little Sister"
**[07:08] ---**
"Provisional"?
**[07:12] ---**
I have a hard time believing
Bro joined this club...
**[07:12] ---**
"Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
**[07:15] ---**
Come on, Takao-*san*! Join me for tea.
**[07:18] ---**
I can't. I need to go to my own club.
**[07:20] ---**
We have yummy snacks.
**[07:22] ---**
Like I said--Snacks?
**[07:25] ---**
Sweets...?
**[07:26] ---**
Who the heck keeps peeking
inside our clubroom?!
**[07:48] ---**
Have a seat!
**[07:49] ---**
Have some tea!
**[07:52] ---**
Snacks!
**[07:52] ---**
"Raru Puyo! Quest II"
**[07:53] ---**
They're giving me stuff
to make it hard to leave!
**[07:55] ---**
For the record, that's our advisor.
**[07:57] ---**
What?!
**[08:06] ---**
Say,
**[08:07] ---**
aren't you a first year?
**[08:09] ---**
Y-Yes, I sure am!
**[08:11] ---**
I feel like I've seen you somewhere before.
**[08:14] ---**
Isn't this the Student Body President?!
**[08:16] ---**
She's just like Ogawa described.
**[08:17] ---**
"Friend: Ogawa"
**[08:18] ---**
You know Student Body President Karasuyama?
**[08:20] ---**
Well, that's one amazing Prez.
**[08:23] ---**
Wh-What is she doing here?
**[08:25] ---**
Your hair seems especially familiar...
**[08:31] ---**
I see. So you're a first year.
**[08:33] ---**
You're so cute and little!
**[08:35] ---**
No, I think you're definitely
cuter and shorter than me!
**[08:38] ---**
Good girl, good girl!
**[08:44] ---**
Huh? You didn't touch me, did you?
**[08:46] ---**
Why are you acting like that?!
**[08:47] ---**
So that explains it!
**[08:49] ---**
Huh? Explains what?
**[08:51] ---**
"Didn't touch her hair"
**[08:51] ---**
Apparently his stiff hair is genetic.
**[08:53] ---**
Does this mean that's his natural color?
**[08:56] ---**
Not necessarily. They could
simply share the same dye.
**[08:59] ---**
It'd be weird if siblings shared dyes!
**[09:00] ---**
Uh, what's up? What are you talking about?
**[09:11] ---**
You guessed it. She's his little sister.
**[09:13] ---**
What?! But he never told me!
He never said a word about her!
**[09:17] ---**
Huh? Are you close enough to
discuss his personal life?
**[09:21] ---**
What's your relationship with my bro?!
**[09:23] ---**
N-N-N-N-Nothing special!
**[09:24] ---**
For the record, I already knew!
**[09:28] ---**
I wish you'd give it a rest!
**[09:31] ---**
Each one of you acted like
my hair went "crunch"!
**[09:33] ---**
Do you think it's fun to play
guessing games with my hair?!
**[09:36] ---**
I have a complex over how stiff it is!
**[09:39] ---**
I-I'm sorry...
**[09:40] ---**
And if you went by how spiky hair is,
**[09:43] ---**
wouldn't that make her his sister?!
**[09:46] ---**
She obviously has a super-high spiky level!
**[09:52] ---**
I wouldn't mind being
Kazama-*senpai's* little sister.
**[09:55] ---**
Why did you say that while
brushing your hair?!
**[09:58] ---**
And was that just bed hair?!
**[09:59] ---**
That was bed hair?!
**[10:01] ---**
None of you knew?!
**[10:04] ---**
I see. Just as Ogawa said,
she's kinda amazing.
**[10:07] ---**
Man, Mizukami is seriously amazing.
**[10:07] ---**
"Little Sister's Friend: Ogawa"
**[10:10] ---**
As a fellow first year, she's amazing.
**[10:12] ---**
What is she doing here?
**[10:14] ---**
Is this a club where the
big shots congregate?
**[10:16] ---**
"Outsider"
**[10:19] ---**
I thought it was strange
for Bro to join this club,
**[10:23] ---**
but it makes sense with
all these big fish here.
**[10:26] ---**
Huh? Does it make sense?
**[10:28] ---**
By the way, Little Sister.
**[10:30] ---**
Huh? What is it?
**[10:32] ---**
What do you like?
**[10:34] ---**
What do I--huh? Where'd that come from?
**[10:37] ---**
Person or thing?
**[10:39] ---**
Is it your brother?
**[10:40] ---**
N-No way!
**[10:42] ---**
I like Bro--er, ice cream, I guess...
**[10:47] ---**
Got it! So you're an ice type, huh?
**[10:50] ---**
No--er, come again?
**[10:53] ---**
You're an ice type and I'm a water
type! Maybe we really are sisters.
**[10:59] ---**
I can't understand a word she's saying!
**[11:02] ---**
By the way, do you like water?
**[11:04] ---**
Huh? Do I like water?
**[11:06] ---**
I don't *dislike* it and it'd be
bad if there wasn't any. Why?
**[11:08] ---**
Then how about earth? Do you like dirt?
**[11:11] ---**
Well, like I said earlier, it'd
be bad if there wasn't any.
**[11:14] ---**
So do you like fire?
**[11:16] ---**
Eh? Like I said, it'd be bad--Isn't
that a dangerous question?!
**[11:20] ---**
S-so, um, do you like games?
**[11:23] ---**
That was surprisingly normal!
**[11:27] ---**
You can tell she's his sister!
She can really land a punch line!
**[11:31] ---**
She likes water!
**[11:32] ---**
It'd be bad if there isn't any earth.
**[11:32] ---**
Wh-What is with this circus act?
**[11:34] ---**
Fire is dangerous...
**[11:35] ---**
At any rate, I've gotta get outta here fast!
**[11:36] ---**
Normal...
**[11:38] ---**
Cold Freezer! Cold Freezer!
**[11:41] ---**
Cold Freezer!
**[11:44] ---**
Inada? Yeah, sorry. I'll be a bit late.
**[11:47] ---**
Wow! Takao-*san*, is-isn't that...
**[11:52] ---**
...a cell phone strap of the wizard, Mason,
**[11:54] ---**
and his dolphin buddy, Endgar,
from the game Magical Village?!
**[11:57] ---**
It's only available at the
game store Virtual Poy.
**[11:57] ---**
"Game Shop Virtual Poy"
**[12:00] ---**
It's a limited edition item
handmade by the store manager!
**[12:03] ---**
I was in line to get it when
the new game went on sale...
**[12:07] ---**
Huh? Takao-*san,* were you in line?
**[12:10] ---**
And here I found Kazama-*san*... How strange.
**[12:14] ---**
C-Crap!
**[12:16] ---**
Hold it! Is he the type to stand
in line all morning for a game?
**[12:20] ---**
Sure isn't!
**[12:21] ---**
Huh? But he was in the line.
**[12:24] ---**
He was even dressed up in a Mason cosplay.
**[12:26] ---**
There's no freaking way!
**[12:29] ---**
Bro would never do that!
**[12:31] ---**
But he was wearing a fairly well-made robe.
**[12:34] ---**
Not him!
**[12:35] ---**
He even cast "Fire Archer" for me!
**[12:37] ---**
Fi--?! What's that pose supposed to mean?!
**[12:40] ---**
It's really disturbing!
**[12:41] ---**
He wasn't willing to cast "Cold Freezer."
**[12:44] ---**
Since his little sister is an ice
type, he should have cast that.
**[12:48] ---**
I'm telling you, Bro would never do that!
**[12:50] ---**
And what's this about me being an ice type?
**[12:52] ---**
N-Not good... I walked right into that one!
**[12:57] ---**
I have to save his reputation!
**[13:00] ---**
But if I confess that we
were in line together,
**[13:02] ---**
I'll have a hard time making sure
they don't get the wrong idea.
**[13:06] ---**
Yes, I can tell you why your brother
**[13:10] ---**
was in cosplay while standing
in line outside a game store!
**[13:13] ---**
I ordered him to go buy that game for me!
**[13:16] ---**
You what?!
**[13:18] ---**
Huh? Maybe I should have
said, "requested," instead...
**[13:21] ---**
Ah! Come to think of it, he mentioned
something about owing Takao a favor.
**[13:25] ---**
So you used him as your gofer?
**[13:27] ---**
R-Right!
**[13:28] ---**
Makes sense! And you even made
him wear that Mason cosplay?
**[13:33] ---**
Eh? Uh, yeah. I sure did.
**[13:35] ---**
I made him wear that.
**[13:36] ---**
Th-Then did he cast "Fire Archer"
because you ordered him to?
**[13:41] ---**
R-Right! I ordered him to cast one spell!
**[13:45] ---**
So, Little Sister, it was all my doing.
**[13:48] ---**
He was acting under my orders.
**[13:49] ---**
This way she'll still
respect her big brother.
**[13:54] ---**
I guess it'd be hard to respect a brother
**[13:58] ---**
who lets a girl boss him around, huh?
**[14:00] ---**
And there goes my reputation!
**[14:02] ---**
Who is she?!
**[14:03] ---**
I can't see Bro obeying anyone,
but she pushes him around!
**[14:07] ---**
Who the heck is she...?
**[14:11] ---**
Could she be...?
**[14:12] ---**
"Classmate: Ogawa"
**[14:13] ---**
There is this Takao girl in the Game Club.
**[14:16] ---**
She's really *amazing*.
**[14:18] ---**
Ogawa only ever says, "amazing,"
but this time she said, "*amazing*"!
**[14:22] ---**
The *amazing* Takao!
**[14:24] ---**
Um, I'm not scary!
**[14:26] ---**
Even her figure is *amazing*!
**[14:31] ---**
H-Hey, are you okay?
**[14:34] ---**
*Amazing*!
**[14:35] ---**
Pardon?
**[14:37] ---**
S-Stay back!
**[14:49] ---**
Little Sister!
**[14:52] ---**
She hit the bookcase hard enough to
knock down two heavy volumes of *I Love*!
**[14:57] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[15:03] ---**
Big Brother!
**[15:05] ---**
"Big Brother"?
**[15:07] ---**
The *amazing* boobies sent me flying!
**[15:10] ---**
Th-They did not! I pushed you with my hands!
**[15:15] ---**
Your boobies are *amazing*.
**[15:16] ---**
No, they're not! You saw the
whole thing from start to finish!
**[15:19] ---**
Your boobies are *amazing*!
**[15:20] ---**
You were up?!
**[15:24] ---**
Big B-Bro...
**[15:27] ---**
Noe, how unusual! You hardly
ever talk to me in public.
**[15:32] ---**
Bro, to be honest...
**[15:34] ---**
I went and checked out your club.
**[15:43] ---**
On the way home, Bro
didn't say a word, but...
**[15:47] ---**
he got me the most *amazingly* expensive
ice cream at the convenience store.
**[16:01] ---**
"*Amazing*..."
**[16:06] ---**
Darn it, Bro!
**[16:08] ---**
I sucked when I decided to play Magical
Village for the first time in ages.
**[16:08] ---**
Who forgets their lunch if someone
goes to the effort to make it?
**[16:20] ---**
I feel horrible about yest--
**[16:22] ---**
I'm terribly sorry!
**[16:23] ---**
What?!
**[16:24] ---**
I was really rude to you! I'm so sorry!
**[16:27] ---**
I didn't think I'd run into the
*amazing* Takao-*senpai* again today!
**[16:30] ---**
It's a bad day!
**[16:32] ---**
Yikes! She's got me all wrong.
**[16:35] ---**
But who could blame her?
I did send her flying.
**[16:38] ---**
It-It's fine. I was at fault, too.
**[16:41] ---**
Okay? So raise your head.
**[16:45] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't
mean to grab them like that!
**[16:47] ---**
Whoa!
**[16:48] ---**
But in all honesty, your
boobies are *amazingly* boun--
**[16:51] ---**
They're bouncy?!
**[16:53] ---**
Yeah, she was gonna say, "bouncy."
**[16:55] ---**
Please shut--talk using your indoor voice.
**[17:00] ---**
I'm sorry. I was just
so, uh, sca--er, shaken.
**[17:06] ---**
I'm not scary at all!
**[17:09] ---**
Why did I have to run into her?
**[17:12] ---**
This is all Bro's fault!
**[17:15] ---**
I'm scared!
**[17:16] ---**
Look! I'm not scary!
**[17:16] ---**
This is the *amazing* Takao-*senpai* of legend!
**[17:18] ---**
I'm not scary, not scary, not scary at all!
**[17:20] ---**
Huh? But now that I take a closer
look, she's kinda cute...
**[17:24] ---**
Don't let her deceive you!
**[17:26] ---**
She really is scary! I need
to get away from her fast!
**[17:28] ---**
Well, Senpai, I've gotta go.
**[17:31] ---**
Ah, if you don't mind, could
we eat lunch together?
**[17:36] ---**
Got it! And you're out!
**[17:39] ---**
Wh-Why? Why do you want to eat lunch with me?
**[17:44] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[17:49] ---**
N-Naturally, I just wanna be your friend
**[17:52] ---**
now that we've cleared
up that misunderstanding!
**[17:54] ---**
I don't have an ulterior motive! Honest!
**[17:57] ---**
"Ulterior motive"?! Then
why are you panicking?!
**[17:59] ---**
Her sketchy meter is in the red!
**[18:01] ---**
What does this *amazing* chick wanna do to me?
**[18:06] ---**
S-Sorry, but I have to go give Bro his *bento*.
**[18:11] ---**
Thank goodness I have an excuse to avoid her!
**[18:13] ---**
Thank you, Bro! Although it's his
fault I'm in this mess to begin with!
**[18:20] ---**
Uh, in that case, c-could
your brother... join us?
**[18:27] ---**
Does she wanna take Bro and
I out at the same time?!
**[18:30] ---**
She's nuts, Bro!
**[18:32] ---**
Umm, I'd be too embarrassed
to eat with him at school.
**[18:36] ---**
Besides, I left my *bento* in the classroom.
**[18:40] ---**
I guess it doesn't work out then, huh?
**[18:47] ---**
In that case, I could take
that *bento* to him for you.
**[18:51] ---**
You see, I'm in the classroom next to his.
**[18:54] ---**
Wh-What?
**[18:56] ---**
Lookie! Do you recognize this *bento*?
**[18:59] ---**
I stole it from your precious little sister!
**[19:02] ---**
Of course, I switched up the contents a bit!
**[19:05] ---**
Now eat every last bite.
**[19:05] ---**
"Bugs"
**[19:07] ---**
Right! You're only allowed
to use your mouth.
**[19:12] ---**
What should I do, Big Brother?
**[19:17] ---**
Wh-What's wrong? Are you all right?
**[19:19] ---**
Hmn?
**[19:19] ---**
Umm...
**[19:21] ---**
Hey! Takao-*san*, knock it off!
**[19:24] ---**
You're not allowed to bully
Little Sister! Huff, puff!
**[19:26] ---**
Huh? I wasn't bullying... her...
**[19:31] ---**
You've managed to petrify the
strong-willed Little Sister!
**[19:35] ---**
What did you do?
**[19:36] ---**
Gulp!
**[19:37] ---**
Wh-What gives? I look guilty!
**[19:40] ---**
I knew you were the guilty party, Takao-*san*!
**[19:42] ---**
Hey!
**[19:42] ---**
It's Takao-*san*! Takao Thunder!
**[19:45] ---**
Don't turn my name into a magic spell!
**[19:45] ---**
Takao Thunder! Takao Thunder!
**[19:50] ---**
Takao Thunder!
**[19:53] ---**
I like Takao Thunder!
**[19:56] ---**
You've got it wrong!
**[19:57] ---**
I was just offering to
deliver his *bento* for her...
**[20:02] ---**
Huh? In that case, I'll take
it to Kazama-*san* for her.
**[20:06] ---**
Why are you volunteering?!
**[20:08] ---**
Th-Then I'll let Shibasaki-*senpai*--no,
I'll let one of you take it to him.
**[20:13] ---**
Huh? Didn't she clearly
try to give it to Roka?
**[20:16] ---**
You got it.
**[20:20] ---**
I'll rush this over.
**[20:21] ---**
Hey! Who do you think you are?!
**[20:25] ---**
I offered first!
**[20:27] ---**
But Little Sister said either
of us could deliver it!
**[20:29] ---**
That may be true, but please step down!
**[20:32] ---**
Takao-*san*, are you that desperate
for a chance to eat his lunch?!
**[20:35] ---**
Is that why you...?
**[20:36] ---**
Anyway, I'm gonna be the one to deliver it!
**[20:39] ---**
Then the job is yours.
**[20:40] ---**
I won't let you--Huh?
**[20:42] ---**
"Takao: Pulling Force" "Roka: Pushing Force"
**[20:47] ---**
"Reaction"
**[20:56] ---**
Did you feel that, my boy?
**[20:57] ---**
Yeah! It came from Japan!
**[21:02] ---**
Gah! Not Little Sister's *bento*!
**[21:02] ---**
"27m distance"
**[21:04] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[21:06] ---**
Nah, forget about it.
**[21:09] ---**
In fact, I feel like a weight's been lifted.
**[21:11] ---**
She's relieved?!
**[21:14] ---**
And here you made him lunch...
He's going to get angry, huh?
**[21:18] ---**
It's no big. I'm sure he'll manage somehow.
**[21:23] ---**
I wish I could offer him my *bento* instead,
**[21:26] ---**
but I forgot mine today as well.
**[21:29] ---**
You too?!
**[21:30] ---**
Oh, here! This is the pastry
I was going to eat for lunch.
**[21:34] ---**
Please give it to him.
**[21:35] ---**
Eh?! Uh, okay...
**[21:38] ---**
Thanks.
**[21:39] ---**
Huh? Is she seriously gonna give this to him?
**[21:41] ---**
Is she actually a nice person?
**[21:43] ---**
Will that puny pastry satisfy a growing boy?
**[21:48] ---**
No! He will still be hungry.
**[21:51] ---**
Then what should we do?
**[21:55] ---**
So also give him the "I Love
My Big Sister A Lot *Bento*"
**[21:59] ---**
that my little sister made.
**[22:01] ---**
Shibasaki-*senpai*!
**[22:03] ---**
Th-The sacrifice is making you tremble!
**[22:06] ---**
"From: Noe" "Sub: *Bento*" "Bro, you forgot
your *bento*! I'm bringing it over now!"
**[22:08] ---**
She's takin' forever!
**[22:10] ---**
B-Bro...!
**[22:13] ---**
Here...
**[22:13] ---**
What's with the crowd?
**[22:16] ---**
Later!
**[22:16] ---**
Eh?! What?! Why were those two behind you?!
**[22:21] ---**
Whatever. I don't have time for their antics.
**[22:22] ---**
"Milk Pastry"
**[22:24] ---**
Why... does this say, "Big Sister,
I Love You"? What gives?!
**[22:27] ---**
"Hey! At home, call me 'Big Sister'!!"
**[22:27] ---**
Kazama*-kun*, do you go by,
"Big Sister" at home?!
**[22:30] ---**
Why is that the first thing
that popped into yer heads?!
**[22:33] ---**
"Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
**[22:37] ---**
What an unusual party.
**[22:53] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:55] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[22:58] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[23:00] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[23:03] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[23:05] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[23:08] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[23:10] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[23:14] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[23:16] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[23:18] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[23:25] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[23:29] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[23:32] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[23:35] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:37] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[23:40] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[23:45] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:47] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:50] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[24:12] ---**
"Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
**[24:13] ---**
Kazama-*san*, please return my *bento*!
**[24:17] ---**
You don't have a shred of remorse!
**[24:21] ---**
That's Kenji Kazama?
**[24:23] ---**
# 10 - Tama-senpai, Long Time No See
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR8V02Q7R/d-frag)
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**[00:36] ---**
"Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
**[00:37] ---**
I need to draw a whole new hand.
**[00:38] ---**
Wow! You're taking a gamble.
**[00:41] ---**
This is how men play poker!
**[00:46] ---**
Oh, it sounds like you got a good hand.
**[00:48] ---**
Uh-huh, but I'm still going to win.
**[00:51] ---**
No, I am!
**[00:53] ---**
Well, that completes the orbit.
Ready for the showdown?
**[00:57] ---**
Behold! I got a straight flush!
**[00:59] ---**
"Master Instructor"
**[00:59] ---**
Master Instructor flush!
**[01:02] ---**
"Mr. Kids"
**[01:02] ---**
Mr. Kids flush!
**[01:04] ---**
"Joe"
**[01:04] ---**
Joe-*san* flush!
**[01:06] ---**
What are those hands?!
**[01:07] ---**
Like I said, I got a Joe*-san* flush.
**[01:09] ---**
That isn't in poker!
**[01:11] ---**
This is how our club plays poker.
**[01:13] ---**
"Gaindhi" "Pervender"
**[01:13] ---**
Kazama-*san*, you needed a Gaindhi flush
**[01:16] ---**
or a Pervender flush to draw even.
**[01:19] ---**
I don't get it!
**[01:21] ---**
A hand of matching picture cards
is better than the numbered cards.
**[01:25] ---**
No wonder the deck is so huge!
**[01:28] ---**
Hey, so is this hand any good?
**[01:32] ---**
"Pervender | Joe | Mr.
Kids | Master Instructor"
**[01:33] ---**
That's the Scramble for
Porn Mags in Space flush!
**[01:35] ---**
It's the ultimate hand, Takao-*san*!
**[01:38] ---**
Wow! I've never seen that before.
**[01:40] ---**
That's really amazing.
**[01:42] ---**
It is?
**[01:43] ---**
How many picture cards did
you throw in the deck?!
**[01:45] ---**
You lost! Go buy our drinks.
**[01:48] ---**
This is so wrong!
**[01:49] ---**
I want the juice that is only sold at the
convenience store 15 minutes from here.
**[01:52] ---**
It went on sale 15 minutes ago.
**[01:53] ---**
Limit it to things I can
get at the school store!
**[01:55] ---**
I'll take some mineral water!
**[01:58] ---**
Get the softest one available.
**[02:00] ---**
I'd like tea!
**[02:02] ---**
There should be a soda on sale
that comes with a Mason figure.
**[02:06] ---**
Please get that for me!
**[02:08] ---**
I want that, too!
**[02:09] ---**
"Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
**[02:10] ---**
You guys just had to be picky!
**[02:13] ---**
I swear, the games they come
up with don't make any sense!
**[02:33] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[02:36] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[02:40] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[02:43] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[02:46] ---**
*I never know why*
**[02:50] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[02:53] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[02:56] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[03:01] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[03:09] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[03:11] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[03:16] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[03:23] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[03:30] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[03:33] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[03:36] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[03:41] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[03:45] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[03:48] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[03:59] ---**
It's horrible!
**[04:00] ---**
Kenji...!
**[04:01] ---**
Kenji has been abducted!
**[04:03] ---**
Huh? Again?
**[04:05] ---**
What's wrong with him?
**[04:07] ---**
As if that time with the Band
of 14 Devils wasn't enough!
**[04:09] ---**
Is he seriously the damsel type?
**[04:11] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What should we do?!
**[04:13] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you going to do?!
**[04:15] ---**
Leave him be. He probably
brought this upon himself.
**[04:18] ---**
Actually, it isn't Kenji's fault this time.
**[04:23] ---**
"To: Ataru Kawahara" "From: Kenji
Kazama" "Subject: Dear Ataru-*chan*"
**[04:25] ---**
"I know this is sudden, but this
guy has fallen into my hands.
**[04:27] ---**
If you want him back, could you tell that
woman to come to my classroom? Thanks!
**[04:29] ---**
Gah! It's that retired hound.
**[04:29] ---**
From: Tama"
**[04:31] ---**
She could have sent the text directly to me.
**[04:34] ---**
You know her?
**[04:35] ---**
She's a third year and an
unfortunate acquaintance.
**[04:39] ---**
Do you guys have a history?
**[04:41] ---**
Who knows what she'll
do if I blow this off...
**[04:45] ---**
I'll explain later. For
now, let's head on out.
**[04:47] ---**
Where are we going?
**[04:49] ---**
To one of the third year classrooms.
**[04:51] ---**
All right! Let's go!
**[04:53] ---**
You were here?!
**[04:55] ---**
"Tama-*senpai,* Long Time No See"
**[04:58] ---**
Hey, he isn't moving.
**[05:02] ---**
Did you throw him too hard?
**[05:05] ---**
Would most people even do that?
**[05:07] ---**
Sakai doesn't go easy on anyone.
**[05:10] ---**
But would most people toss a guy?
**[05:11] ---**
You think that's it? The
psychological shock seems greater
**[05:16] ---**
than the physical damage.
**[05:18] ---**
But most people wouldn't throw him.
**[05:19] ---**
Who the heck are you guys?!
Surprise attacks aren't cool!
**[05:23] ---**
Fight me fair and square, dammit!
**[05:25] ---**
And untie me right now! I really mean it!
**[05:29] ---**
He recovered.
**[05:30] ---**
The joys of youth.
**[05:32] ---**
Huh? Don't you recognize us?
**[05:35] ---**
I wouldn't ask if I did!
**[05:37] ---**
Good point. I'm Tama Sakai.
**[05:41] ---**
I'm Matsubara.
**[05:42] ---**
I'm Shinsen.
**[05:44] ---**
Naganuma. Nice to meet you.
**[05:45] ---**
There's nothing nice about this!
**[05:47] ---**
And hey... aren't those ribbons?
**[05:50] ---**
You're third years, aren't you?
**[05:51] ---**
What do you want with me?
**[05:53] ---**
I'm sorry! It looked like
you'd be an easy catch.
**[05:57] ---**
And I figured I could use
you to lure them here.
**[06:00] ---**
You're the one who threw me?!
**[06:02] ---**
Whoa, wait! Who are you luring here?
**[06:05] ---**
The girls in the Game
Creation Club (Provisional).
**[06:08] ---**
Them?! So I'm just a hostage?
**[06:11] ---**
No, I have business with you as well.
**[06:15] ---**
You do?
**[06:16] ---**
Yep. I have something to say--
**[06:17] ---**
That's right! I have business with you!
**[06:20] ---**
You too?!
**[06:21] ---**
I won't let you say that
you've forgotten about me.
**[06:28] ---**
I'm drawing up a complete and total blank!
**[06:31] ---**
What?! But you just saw me!
**[06:34] ---**
You know, at the tournament for the bag.
**[06:36] ---**
Huh? You were there?
**[06:37] ---**
Of course I was!
**[06:42] ---**
The Game Tournament is over.
**[06:45] ---**
All students, please leave school grounds.
**[06:49] ---**
Haven't we waited long enough?
**[07:08] ---**
Now do you remember? I was
inside the robot, Isle.
**[07:13] ---**
How was I supposed to know that?
Don't ask for the impossible!
**[07:17] ---**
For the record, I watched the
tournament from the bleachers.
**[07:20] ---**
You did?! Then why did I have
to go inside that robot?!
**[07:25] ---**
I only went inside because you
told me to spy on them incognito!
**[07:28] ---**
Don't ask me...
**[07:33] ---**
Your cell just got a text.
**[07:35] ---**
Hey! Don't mess with my cell!
**[07:38] ---**
It's from Ataru-*chan*.
**[07:41] ---**
You know Ataru?
**[07:44] ---**
"Kenji, I have a message from the Student Body
President. As of today, your name is 'Princess Pinch'!"
**[07:48] ---**
My! What a cute nickname.
**[07:51] ---**
You know, they're heading over here.
**[07:53] ---**
I can handle those girls on my own!
**[07:56] ---**
I'll go take care of them right quick.
**[07:58] ---**
Wait! Are you going by yourself? That's nuts!
**[08:01] ---**
Why is the enemy worried about me?!
**[08:06] ---**
Ganging up on them goes against
my sense of pride as a third year.
**[08:10] ---**
But it's not beneath you to hold me hostage?
**[08:13] ---**
I have a secret weapon.
**[08:15] ---**
I'm sure to come out victorious!
**[08:17] ---**
Leave this to me.
**[08:19] ---**
What makes her think she
can handle them on her own?
**[08:23] ---**
They're going to kick her
butt if she goes alone.
**[08:25] ---**
Then stop her! Are you ogres?!
**[08:27] ---**
You're nice to your enemies, kiddo.
**[08:31] ---**
But Barfy hates it when
underclassmen take her lightly.
**[08:36] ---**
And I'd like to be respectful
of Barfy and her pride.
**[08:39] ---**
Stop right there!
**[08:40] ---**
Barfy? That nickname doesn't
show the least bit of respect!
**[08:46] ---**
I'll be back!
**[08:49] ---**
She might stand a chance after all!
**[08:52] ---**
Hey, passing through! Brooms
are passing through!
**[08:57] ---**
By pretending we're cleaning,
this operation allows us
**[09:00] ---**
to reach the third year classrooms unnoticed.
**[09:03] ---**
It's perfect.
**[09:05] ---**
It actually makes us stand out more.
**[09:07] ---**
All right! All right!
**[09:09] ---**
So, is that one group of third
years who hate you behind this?
**[09:14] ---**
Is it the former Student Council?
**[09:17] ---**
The ex-Student Body President, Sakai-*senpai*.
**[09:19] ---**
The ex-Vice President, Naganuma-*senpai.*
**[09:22] ---**
The ex-Treasurer, Matsubara-*senpai.*
**[09:22] ---**
"Student Body President"
**[09:24] ---**
The ex-Clerk, Shinsen-*senpai.*
**[09:25] ---**
"Student Body President" "Vice President"
**[09:26] ---**
I've heard that even the teachers
take a back seat to them.
**[09:31] ---**
How come you guys are
at each other's throats?
**[09:34] ---**
We've had a poor affinity since childhood.
**[09:37] ---**
Bluntly put, I only became the Student
Body President because she did.
**[09:42] ---**
No, it's not like we're
at each other's throats!
**[09:45] ---**
It's just, countless layers of bad timing
and miscommunication have piled up!
**[09:50] ---**
I wish she'd graduate and
spend a year as a *ronin*!
**[09:53] ---**
Then she could get her butt
kicked by the hardships of life!
**[09:57] ---**
If you can't stand her, why did you
enter the same high school as her?
**[10:00] ---**
I didn't have much choice!
**[10:02] ---**
The commute here is easy.
**[10:10] ---**
That's--!
**[10:11] ---**
The secret robot that has been
**[10:13] ---**
passed down through the Science
Club for generations, Isle!
**[10:14] ---**
They managed to get that?!
**[10:16] ---**
I never expected the president of
the Science Club, Tennouzu-*kun*,
**[10:19] ---**
to be affiliated with them!
**[10:20] ---**
What is the meaning of this, Tennouzu*-kun*?
**[10:22] ---**
I'm sorry. I'm greatly indebted
to the ex-President...
**[10:27] ---**
The game is up for the Game
Creation Club (Provisional)!
**[10:32] ---**
Oh, crap! It's hot...
**[10:35] ---**
I'm roasting...
**[10:36] ---**
Crud! Barfy is inside that thing.
**[10:39] ---**
Is that Barfy-*senpai*?
**[10:40] ---**
Huh? The ex-Clerk, Shinsen-*senpai*?
**[10:43] ---**
Don't call me Barfy! You'll make me cry!
**[10:46] ---**
How'd she get the nickname "Barfy"?
**[10:51] ---**
During a school assembly,
**[10:53] ---**
she barfed all over the stage,
so we call her "Barfy."
**[10:56] ---**
Barfy's boss was the first
person to call her that.
**[10:58] ---**
Your last name, Shinsen,
matches you perfectly, Barfy.
**[11:00] ---**
"Shinsen"
**[11:03] ---**
Damn you! I'll get you! You're going down!
**[11:07] ---**
Hey, Barfy-*senpai*! It'll go in reverse
if you act up in that stifling space!
**[11:12] ---**
Anyway, let's break through.
**[11:15] ---**
Yep.
**[11:16] ---**
It's been a while since we did this last.
**[11:18] ---**
Huh? What?
**[11:20] ---**
Fire!
**[11:21] ---**
Earth.
**[11:22] ---**
Water!
**[11:23] ---**
Catastrophe Attack!
**[11:28] ---**
A-Are you just whacking it?!
**[11:30] ---**
Ow, the clanging! It's ringing
in my ears! I'm gonna barf!
**[11:35] ---**
Please stop! Don't be mean to Isle!
**[11:38] ---**
If you don't want them to
put any more dents in Isle,
**[11:40] ---**
hurry and hand over the controller!
**[11:42] ---**
Actually, let me control it!
**[11:49] ---**
Not the Science Club's idol...!
**[11:54] ---**
Cut it out!
**[11:58] ---**
After hiding behind his
glasses all this time,
**[11:59] ---**
Tennouzu-*kun*'s eyes began to sparkle!
**[12:02] ---**
No! The light reflecting off his glasses
may have vanished, exposing his eyes!
**[12:07] ---**
So what does this mean?
**[12:08] ---**
That he's getting really serious!
**[12:10] ---**
I'll show you what Isle's truly capable of!
**[12:14] ---**
Ultimate Special Move: Isle Spin Attack!
**[12:20] ---**
Th-That spin attack is insane!
**[12:22] ---**
But because of that,
Barfy-*senpai*'s in trouble!
**[12:27] ---**
Well, it's not like we *need
*to defeat Isle. Wanna skip it?
**[12:32] ---**
This can only move in one direction!
**[12:34] ---**
There is no way Barfy-*senpai
*will walk out of that unscathed.
**[12:39] ---**
Takao-*san*, what are you
doing? That's dangerous!
**[12:43] ---**
Please hurry and slip by!
**[12:44] ---**
Easy for you to say! I'm scared!
**[12:50] ---**
Hey! You'll get whacked if
you puff out your chest.
**[12:53] ---**
Th-This is how I normally stand!
**[13:08] ---**
Move it.
**[13:16] ---**
Isle!
**[13:18] ---**
Show some concern for Barfy-*senpai*!
She clearly got knocked out!
**[13:22] ---**
Gah, that stinks!
**[13:23] ---**
It's going to rust Isle!
**[13:26] ---**
Aw, it sounds like Barfy lost after all.
**[13:31] ---**
Well, I figured about as much.
**[13:33] ---**
Oh, I should take care of my business
with you before they arrive.
**[13:37] ---**
I wanted to thank you.
**[13:40] ---**
Thank you for taking the 10,000 yen
I got for New Year's to the police.
**[13:43] ---**
Huh?
**[13:44] ---**
That money is important to me
since it was a gift from Grandpa.
**[13:48] ---**
What?
**[13:48] ---**
"To Tama-*chan* | From Grandpa"
**[13:49] ---**
"Mental image of Tama-*chan*"
**[13:51] ---**
By any chance, are you Tama-*chan*?!
**[13:55] ---**
It's so hot when a younger
guy calls me "*chan*."
**[14:02] ---**
Hiya, Tama-*senpai*!
**[14:04] ---**
I'm here to rescue Princess Pinch.
**[14:08] ---**
Aw, my cell phone strap got scratched!
**[14:12] ---**
You took forever!
**[14:35] ---**
Tama-*senpai,* long time no see.
**[14:38] ---**
It has been. When did I see you last?
**[14:41] ---**
We ran into each other in
the cafeteria yesterday.
**[14:43] ---**
Wasn't that real recent?!
**[14:45] ---**
I guess...
**[14:54] ---**
How dare you stand ahead of
me in the cafeteria line!
**[14:59] ---**
That's what got me going this time.
**[15:02] ---**
That's nothing!
**[15:04] ---**
It isn't "nothing," is it?
**[15:06] ---**
Size wise, I'd say it's larger than "Medium."
**[15:08] ---**
Was it really that big of a deal?!
**[15:10] ---**
And you two seem to be in agreement!
**[15:23] ---**
Now!
**[15:33] ---**
Wha--?!
**[15:35] ---**
Sh-She guarded the bag
attack with her pigtails!
**[15:44] ---**
I caught Roka-*chan*!
**[15:48] ---**
Ow, that hurt! I thought she
was going to pull my hair out.
**[15:52] ---**
Who are you?!
**[15:53] ---**
I'm Tama-*chan*! Right?
**[15:56] ---**
It hurts!
**[15:59] ---**
Did you see that? It's her bag guard.
**[16:02] ---**
After she got hit with the bag attack,
**[16:04] ---**
Tama went from occasionally wearing
pigtails to wearing them every day!
**[16:09] ---**
Barfy-*senpai,* you're okay!
**[16:11] ---**
Uh, but she's wearing her PE uniform.
**[16:13] ---**
You've had it rough! A sour experience!
**[16:15] ---**
And Tama started to occasionally wear
those pigtails because of yours truly!
**[16:22] ---**
So what? Are you bragging?
**[16:24] ---**
It started back when we were on a
field trip in elementary school...
**[16:29] ---**
Keep it to yourself!
**[16:31] ---**
And that was a crappy way
to start a flashback!
**[16:33] ---**
The name Barfy really has matched
ya since you were a kid!
**[16:37] ---**
Oh, dear! Shinsen-*san*, did
you get carsick on the bus?
**[16:41] ---**
No, Ma'am. Tama made her
get sick by playing *kabuki*.
**[16:44] ---**
Huh? *Kabuki*?
**[16:47] ---**
*Kabuki*!
**[16:54] ---**
Sakai-*san*, you know better than that!
**[16:54] ---**
*Kabuki*!
**[16:56] ---**
Don't play *kabuki* in front of Shinsen-*san*!
**[16:59] ---**
No *kabuki*!
**[17:05] ---**
I understand, Ma'am.
**[17:09] ---**
I will seal my *kabuki* away.
**[17:15] ---**
Eureka! Double *kabuki*!
**[17:20] ---**
You're still playing *kabuki*!
**[17:23] ---**
So I claim credit for her bag guard!
**[17:28] ---**
Yeah, I remember that. It takes me back.
**[17:31] ---**
Come to think of it, aren't all
three of you childhood friends?
**[17:34] ---**
I don't care! And you never
did stop playing *kabuki*!
**[17:37] ---**
Right. So it's not like I wear my hair
like this because I think it's cute.
**[17:43] ---**
I normally keep my hair straight down.
**[17:46] ---**
What type of excuse is that?
**[17:48] ---**
More importantly, it's past
time you let go of Roka!
**[17:51] ---**
Huh? Roka-*chan* comes first?
**[17:54] ---**
Normally wouldn't you choose
Princess Pinch first?
**[17:56] ---**
Don't call me "Princess Pinch"!
**[17:58] ---**
Princess Pinch, hang in there!
**[18:00] ---**
We're here to save you!
**[18:02] ---**
Could you get the ball rolling already?!
**[18:04] ---**
I'm in a really depressing situation here!
**[18:08] ---**
Then I'll get straight to the point.
**[18:10] ---**
I can't put up with the Game Creation
Club (Provisional) anymore.
**[18:14] ---**
Why not?!
**[18:16] ---**
The moment I stopped being
the Student Body President,
**[18:19] ---**
you appropriated the Student Council
and created that weird club.
**[18:22] ---**
And then for the FuF Festival, you roped
the council into working for that club!
**[18:28] ---**
I can't have people forgetting
about us because of your tyranny.
**[18:34] ---**
Shouldn't the current council
be the ones who are upset?
**[18:37] ---**
So I'd like to use my authority as
the ex-Student Body President...
**[18:40] ---**
...to shut down the Game Creation Club
(Provisional) to teach you a lesson.
**[18:47] ---**
You can't!
**[18:48] ---**
You objected?!
**[18:49] ---**
Huh? Can you blame me when
she's being this unfair?
**[18:54] ---**
Well, you have a point.
**[18:59] ---**
What do you think?
**[19:01] ---**
If I remember right, aren't you the
president of the Game Creation Club?
**[19:04] ---**
Do you want this ridiculous club around?
**[19:08] ---**
Eh? Eh?! Well...
**[19:16] ---**
I-I think it's nice how a rival
club provides motivation!
**[19:25] ---**
Why are you defending this club?
**[19:27] ---**
Don't drag an outsider into this.
**[19:30] ---**
Hmm. I take it you're also
opposed to losing the club.
**[19:34] ---**
Believe it or not, I willingly
chose to join this club.
**[19:37] ---**
I'm not about to put up with it suddenly
gettin' shut down for no good reason.
**[19:42] ---**
If you don't like our club,
we'll face ya head on!
**[19:47] ---**
We'll put the club up as collateral.
**[19:48] ---**
But we get to pick the game!
**[19:54] ---**
All right.
**[19:57] ---**
How dare you decide this on your own?!
**[19:59] ---**
M-Move your foot!
**[20:01] ---**
The club's toast if we lose!
**[20:03] ---**
You fell right into her hands!
**[20:05] ---**
Like I care! I'm ticked how she thinks
she can do whatever she wants!
**[20:09] ---**
Doesn't all her bashing piss you off?
**[20:15] ---**
Of course it does.
**[20:17] ---**
It's not terribly pleasant.
**[20:20] ---**
I'd like to do whatever it takes
to make her acknowledge our club!
**[20:23] ---**
Have you done anything with our club...?
**[20:25] ---**
Someone, go to the clubroom and grab the
Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game!
**[20:29] ---**
If we show that to her...!
**[20:30] ---**
Please, don't mention that game!
**[20:34] ---**
Hey, aren't you guys invincible
once the opponent is in your field?
**[20:41] ---**
Pretty much.
**[20:43] ---**
It looks like we've made them get serious.
**[20:46] ---**
Wow! Who knew Princess Pinch would
be so cool when I kidnapped him?
**[20:50] ---**
Kazama-*san* can be cool when he wants to be!
**[20:53] ---**
But his Princess Pinch stat is high...
**[20:55] ---**
If we win, no one is allowed
to call me that ever again!
**[20:59] ---**
So I'm cool with a game battle,
**[21:03] ---**
but we only have three--er, four people.
**[21:05] ---**
We clearly don't have the same
number of players available to us.
**[21:08] ---**
You almost said three people, didn't you?!
**[21:11] ---**
So, who were you leaving out just now?!
**[21:12] ---**
For starters, could you
pick out your four players?
**[21:30] ---**
Now then, what game are we going to play?
**[21:46] ---**
"Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game"
**[21:55] ---**
We aren't getting anywhere!
**[21:57] ---**
Quit watching and help us out, Prez!
**[21:59] ---**
President!
**[22:00] ---**
President!
**[22:01] ---**
Don't you have any good ideas?
**[22:03] ---**
I'm not in your club!
**[22:05] ---**
And could someone untie me already!
**[22:09] ---**
This might be an easy victory.
**[22:23] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:25] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[22:28] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[22:30] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[22:33] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[22:35] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[22:38] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[22:40] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[22:44] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[22:46] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[22:48] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[22:55] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[22:59] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[23:02] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[23:04] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:07] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[23:10] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[23:15] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:17] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:20] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[23:42] ---**
Man, it's dark... Open the door!
**[23:45] ---**
Uh, I'll try to come up with something...
**[23:46] ---**
Damn door! It won't open.
**[23:48] ---**
Okay! I'm counting on you, Prez!
**[23:49] ---**
Hey! Someone, please open the door!
**[23:50] ---**
I'm relying on you!
**[23:52] ---**
Please think up something good, President!
**[23:54] ---**
It suddenly got real stinky in here! Darn it!
**[23:54] ---**
Remember, I'm not your president!
**[23:57] ---**
Hey! Can't you guys hear me?!
**[24:00] ---**
Damn it! Why won't this thing open?!
**[24:03] ---**
You're wasting your time, Naganuma-*senpai*.
**[24:05] ---**
This locker doesn't shut right,
so it won't open from the inside.
**[24:09] ---**
Let's quietly wait for
someone to open the door!
**[24:11] ---**
They'll forget about us if we wait quietly!
**[24:14] ---**
Why are you so calm?!
**[24:16] ---**
This darkness is so soothing!
**[24:19] ---**
I love the dark!
**[24:20] ---**
You're scaring me!
**[24:21] ---**
Get me outta here!
**[24:21] ---**
It's to die for!
**[24:24] ---**
I don't want out!
**[24:25] ---**
# 11 - What's My Secret Move?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR8V02Q7R/d-frag)
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(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:39] ---**
"Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
**[00:45] ---**
"Ex-Student Council"
**[00:48] ---**
"Push | Don't Push"
**[00:50] ---**
And I will be the referee!
**[00:52] ---**
I'm Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki!
**[00:52] ---**
"Push | Don't Push"
**[00:58] ---**
Who the hell are you?!
**[01:00] ---**
Isn't he the man who mostly
lives in the middle?
**[01:02] ---**
I've heard rumors about him.
**[01:04] ---**
Yeah. He'll be a fair ref.
**[01:07] ---**
He's surprisingly famous!
**[01:10] ---**
Ever since you defeated me
in that scramble for the bag,
**[01:12] ---**
I've drawn closer to achieving
true 50% impartiality!
**[01:17] ---**
Thank you, Kazama-*kun*!
**[01:19] ---**
Sorry, but I have no idea
what you're talkin' about.
**[01:22] ---**
So, have you decided what
we're going to play?
**[01:32] ---**
How does something like this sound?
**[01:34] ---**
"Game Explanation"
**[01:35] ---**
First, you'll write a question
on your cell phone's memo screen.
**[01:37] ---**
on your cell phone's memo screen.
**[01:37] ---**
"Q. Which do I like better: Chunky
or smooth red bean paste?"
**[01:39] ---**
Oh! What's next?
**[01:40] ---**
After the game starts, do whatever
it takes to nab your opponent's cell!
**[01:44] ---**
"Q. Which do I like better: Chunky
or smooth red bean paste?"
**[01:44] ---**
Answer the question on the memo screen
and send it to the ref to judge.
**[01:46] ---**
"A. Smooth red bean paste"
**[01:48] ---**
"Send"
**[01:49] ---**
You can count on me!
**[01:52] ---**
If you're right, the opponent
is out of the game.
**[01:56] ---**
If you're wrong, you'll play a penalty game!
**[01:59] ---**
It's four against four,
**[02:00] ---**
so whichever side is left standing wins.
**[02:03] ---**
This game uses the entire
school as its playing field.
**[02:05] ---**
I call it, "Cell Thieves."
**[02:07] ---**
"Cell Thieves"
**[02:10] ---**
Wh-What do you think?
**[02:11] ---**
I see. So we can mug 'em
to get the cell phones.
**[02:16] ---**
Huh? N-Not quite!
**[02:18] ---**
It's nice and straightforward!
**[02:20] ---**
Yeah! I like how it encourages
us to go all out!
**[02:24] ---**
W-Wait! I had tag in mind when
I came up with this game!
**[02:28] ---**
Don't do anything dangerous!
**[02:30] ---**
Huh?
**[02:33] ---**
Don't worry, we won't!
**[02:34] ---**
We won't, we won't, we won't, we won't!
**[02:37] ---**
We woll?
**[02:38] ---**
You "woll"?!
**[02:47] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[02:50] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[02:53] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[02:57] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[03:00] ---**
*I never know why*
**[03:04] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[03:07] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[03:10] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[03:15] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[03:23] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[03:25] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[03:30] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[03:37] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[03:44] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[03:47] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[03:50] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[03:55] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[03:59] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[04:02] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[04:10] ---**
"What's My Secret Move?"
**[04:12] ---**
Okay, so go scatter across the school.
The game starts in 10 minutes!
**[04:17] ---**
Ready!
**[04:17] ---**
Not so fast!
**[04:19] ---**
If the third years win, they get to shut
down the Game Creation Club (Provisional).
**[04:25] ---**
What do we get if we win?
**[04:30] ---**
I'll give you 10,000 yen.
**[04:31] ---**
I'm so generous!
**[04:33] ---**
Hey! Ain't that the 10,000 yen I found?!
**[04:36] ---**
Wasn't it a precious gift from your grandpa?!
**[04:36] ---**
"To Tama-*chan* | From Grandpa"
**[04:38] ---**
Money is still just money.
**[04:40] ---**
Yay! 10,000 yen!
**[04:40] ---**
"Hurray" "Hurray"
**[04:42] ---**
That's cool? You guys are cool with that?
**[04:45] ---**
Our club is on the line here!
**[04:47] ---**
Really, the greatest reward
**[04:49] ---**
will be the look on the third
years' faces when they lose.
**[04:51] ---**
That sounds cool!
**[04:54] ---**
Are you ready? For reals?
**[04:58] ---**
Ready? Go!
**[05:04] ---**
Hey, where do you think you're headed?
**[05:07] ---**
May I help you?
**[05:08] ---**
I'll make this game interesting
right from the get go.
**[05:12] ---**
Really?
**[05:14] ---**
Kazama, I hate to say
this, but look after Roka!
**[05:17] ---**
Huh? Where'd that come--Hmn?
**[05:20] ---**
Whoa! What happened to you?!
**[05:22] ---**
I was afraid she wouldn't recover in time.
**[05:25] ---**
I bought as much time as I could, but...
**[05:27] ---**
What're you talkin' about?!
What's goin' on here?
**[05:29] ---**
I thought it was strange how
that ex-Student Body President
**[05:32] ---**
held Roka-*senpai* for so long.
**[05:35] ---**
She was cleverly depleting
our forces, wasn't she?
**[05:40] ---**
So I want you to escort Roka.
**[05:43] ---**
Take her somewhere like the nurse's office.
**[05:44] ---**
Why me?!
**[05:47] ---**
There is something I have to take care of.
**[05:49] ---**
What?!
**[05:50] ---**
I will stop Miss Pigtails here!
**[05:53] ---**
My, my! I'm so lucky I
don't have to go anywhere.
**[05:57] ---**
B-But, Chitose, you can't
handle her on your own...
**[06:00] ---**
I'll be fine, so get going!
**[06:03] ---**
Don't spoil my fun.
**[06:06] ---**
You understand, don't you?
**[06:08] ---**
Chitose...
**[06:12] ---**
Let's go, Kazama-*san*.
**[06:14] ---**
Uh, okay...
**[06:17] ---**
Huh?! Hey!
**[06:19] ---**
Hey, hey, hey!
**[06:21] ---**
Hey!
**[06:23] ---**
It looks like we're the unimportant
side characters, huh?
**[06:25] ---**
That's not true!
**[06:27] ---**
We'll ultimately steal the juicy climax.
**[06:31] ---**
Sounds cool, but you're not
in any condition to fight.
**[06:34] ---**
So I have a suggestion!
**[06:37] ---**
"1. Piggyback - Recovery: 10% UP"
**[06:37] ---**
"1. Piggyback - Recovery: 10% UP"
"2. Airplane - Recovery: 30% DW"
**[06:38] ---**
"3. Princess Carry - Recovery: 50% UP"
**[06:38] ---**
Depending on how you escort
me, my recovery speed varies.
**[06:42] ---**
The Princess Carry!
**[06:44] ---**
I personally recommend No. 3.
**[06:46] ---**
In fact, that is the only option!
**[06:48] ---**
I can give you a piggyback!
Yep, that's what I'll do!
**[06:50] ---**
Kazama-*san*, are you taking this seriously?
**[06:53] ---**
What about you?!
**[06:54] ---**
You really are, aren't you?
**[06:57] ---**
Those eyes say yer burnin'
to fight, aren't they?!
**[06:59] ---**
Of course they are! I have to
recover quickly for Chitose.
**[07:07] ---**
This is pretty sweet!
**[07:09] ---**
I wish time would stop while we're like this.
**[07:11] ---**
You're mighty laidback! Did
you really take any damage?!
**[07:15] ---**
I sure did!
**[07:16] ---**
If you don't recover after this, I'm gonna
throw you out the first window I see!
**[07:20] ---**
I'll come right back after I drop
her off at the nurse's office.
**[07:23] ---**
Don't lose in the meantime!
**[07:25] ---**
Who do you think you're talking to, stupid?
**[07:27] ---**
Get a move on!
**[07:38] ---**
A maiden got left behind on the battlefield!
**[07:42] ---**
This makes things awkward!
**[07:43] ---**
But regardless...
**[07:45] ---**
I'm still gonna fight!
**[07:47] ---**
The game starts in eight minutes.
**[07:53] ---**
Uh, hello. Inada?
**[07:57] ---**
I'll get my chance to shine in just a minute.
**[08:00] ---**
Why did he show up now?
**[08:01] ---**
The game starts in seven minutes.
**[08:06] ---**
Sorry, Funabori! Please move!
**[08:09] ---**
Kazama-*kun*?
**[08:12] ---**
This is an emergency, so
I'll be taking one of those.
**[08:12] ---**
"Roka"
**[08:16] ---**
"Sakura"
**[08:16] ---**
Thank you for the snack!
**[08:18] ---**
What?!
**[08:23] ---**
Sorry! This hall is closed today.
**[08:26] ---**
What?! Aren't you... uh, who are you?
**[08:31] ---**
Ever heard of Odawara, the leader of
Fujou Academy's Band of 14 Devils?!
**[08:35] ---**
That's me!
**[08:36] ---**
"Out due to a cold"
**[08:37] ---**
The Band of 14 Devils?!
**[08:37] ---**
"Location testing for a new game"
**[08:38] ---**
"Has been out of touch lately"
**[08:39] ---**
"Fighting with his brothers"
**[08:39] ---**
Weren't there more of ya last time?
**[08:40] ---**
"Litter of puppies were born yesterday"
**[08:42] ---**
Thanks to Tama-*san*, we can
hit the arcades again!
**[08:48] ---**
We must never forget what
she has done for us!
**[08:52] ---**
How much authority does Tama-*senpai* have?!
**[08:55] ---**
At any rate, we won't let you get past us!
**[09:03] ---**
But the game hasn't started yet!
**[09:06] ---**
"Game"? What're you talking about?
**[09:09] ---**
We're just hangin' out in this hallway.
**[09:13] ---**
Damn, he's playing dumb! But I can't
take them on while holding her...
**[09:18] ---**
And I might have a hard time dealing
with that many on my own...
**[09:26] ---**
I can't have you forgetting about us!
**[09:31] ---**
Guys!
**[09:34] ---**
I'll let you protect Roka-*san* for now!
**[09:38] ---**
Leave them to us.
**[09:39] ---**
Besides, we won't face them alone!
**[09:42] ---**
Whoa! A bunch of guys popped up!
**[09:45] ---**
"Kazama's Party and Their
Allies" "Band of 14 Devils"
**[09:52] ---**
It's jam packed! But I'm still grateful!
**[09:54] ---**
I'm grateful, but it's freaking jam
packed! It's packed! It's stifling!
**[10:01] ---**
G-Go! Hurry on through!
**[10:06] ---**
O-Oh, yes! Don't cramped places rock?
**[10:12] ---**
S-Sure...
**[10:16] ---**
The game starts in three minutes.
**[10:27] ---**
Man, it's hard to run like this!
**[10:29] ---**
K-Kazama-*san*, fight!
**[10:32] ---**
Shuddup!
**[10:34] ---**
At any rate, let's rush Roka-*senpai
*to the nurse's office.
**[10:38] ---**
Yeah, but isn't the Prez takin' care
of our biggest threat, Tama-*senpai*?
**[10:43] ---**
Couldn't we deal with those
other three on our own?
**[10:46] ---**
That might be hard.
**[10:48] ---**
Huh?
**[10:48] ---**
Despite how they look, all of the ex-Student
Council's members are formidable!
**[10:52] ---**
I have a hard time seein' it.
**[10:55] ---**
I'll give you a quick rundown
of the third year's contestants.
**[10:59] ---**
There's the ex-Student Council
Treasurer, Azuma Matsubara-*senpai.*
**[11:02] ---**
She gets great grades, excels at sports
and maintains high moral standards.
**[11:06] ---**
She's the smartest girl since
the founding of this school.
**[11:06] ---**
Big Sister! Big Sister! God!
**[11:08] ---**
This perfect girl is popular
with both students and teachers.
**[11:12] ---**
Are you serious? Is she
really all that great?
**[11:16] ---**
Then there's ex-Student Council
Vice President, Naganuma-*senpa*i.
**[11:20] ---**
An anime expert, he brags
about how he watches
**[11:22] ---**
all of the late-night anime as they air.
**[11:24] ---**
To compensate for sleep
deprivation and eye fatigue,
**[11:27] ---**
he keeps his eyes half open or
fully closed while he's at school.
**[11:29] ---**
That's why his eyes were closed?!
**[11:31] ---**
He's nothing more than an otaku!
**[11:34] ---**
There's the ex-Student Council
Clerk, Shinsen-*senpai.*
**[11:37] ---**
She's also known as Barfy-*senpai*.
**[11:38] ---**
Rumor has it that the acid
she shoots from her mouth
**[11:41] ---**
may or may not melt anything!
**[11:44] ---**
No! That isn't right! You flipped
which picture goes in the front!
**[11:49] ---**
Anyway, we just need to keep on
the lookout for Matsubara-*sen*--
**[11:52] ---**
Fire Archer! Fire--
**[11:55] ---**
It's been ten minutes.
**[11:57] ---**
Really? Then why don't we get started?
**[12:03] ---**
You intentionally said something
before launching your attack.
**[12:06] ---**
You're surprisingly nice, Senpai.
**[12:10] ---**
Because I'm your *senpai*.
**[12:15] ---**
Shall we get started?
**[12:17] ---**
Sounds good!
**[12:50] ---**
Ultimate Attack! Dance of the Narcissus!
**[12:53] ---**
"Ultimate Attack: Dance of the Narcissus"
**[12:57] ---**
Fascinating.
**[13:07] ---**
"Incoming Call" "Takao"
**[13:10] ---**
Hello?
**[13:11] ---**
Hey!
**[13:11] ---**
Huh?! Why did you pick up?
**[13:14] ---**
Anyway, we've got a problem!
The President is--
**[13:18] ---**
Hey, what's wrong?!
**[13:19] ---**
I'll handle things here!
**[13:21] ---**
Please hurry and get
Roka-*senpai* somewhere safe!
**[13:24] ---**
Then go give Chitose-*senpai* a hand!
**[13:26] ---**
S-Sure!
**[13:28] ---**
Hey, will the Prez be okay?
**[13:30] ---**
She seemed so confident when she
said she'd hold that chick back.
**[13:34] ---**
Chitose...
**[13:36] ---**
The offense and defense
in this fight is insane!
**[13:39] ---**
You're awfully resilient today, Ataru-*chan*.
**[13:46] ---**
Have you ever heard the saying,
"Diamonds never break"?
**[13:49] ---**
I bet that crazy Ataru-*chan* shield of
yours will break in another two hits.
**[13:55] ---**
Um, in a four-on-four battle,
isn't that against the rules?
**[14:00] ---**
She's using him as an object
instead of a person, so, hmm...
**[14:06] ---**
It's allowed!
**[14:07] ---**
Sweet!
**[14:10] ---**
Sucks to be you!
**[14:12] ---**
This is where you'll be retiring.
**[14:16] ---**
Kazama-*kun*, I'm afraid
I can't go easy on you.
**[14:20] ---**
Naganuma-*senpai*, I can tell! You're good!
**[14:25] ---**
I only go easy on people who sound like
2D characters, girl voice actresses,
**[14:29] ---**
or people who could pass
off as voice actresses!
**[14:32] ---**
What did you just say?
**[14:34] ---**
Furthermore, you and you sound
cute like voice actresses!
**[14:38] ---**
I'm in a real pinch here!
**[14:40] ---**
I swear I can hear their voices
coming from your mouths!
**[14:43] ---**
Then what are you doing here?!
**[14:45] ---**
Oh, wow!
**[14:47] ---**
Don't act so flattered!
**[14:53] ---**
You're good!
**[14:55] ---**
You haven't seen anything yet.
**[14:57] ---**
Calm down! Those girls are mere students!
**[15:02] ---**
They aren't voice actresses!
**[15:04] ---**
I can't hear them!
**[15:06] ---**
Here I go!
**[15:11] ---**
Why are they so painfully different?
**[15:13] ---**
Look. Wouldn't it be pretty easy to
snatch up Naganuma-*senpai*'s cell?
**[15:18] ---**
Kazama-*san*, please keep a level head!
**[15:20] ---**
Times like this call for caution!
**[15:23] ---**
"Pokey!"
**[15:23] ---**
Besides, to fight Naganuma-*senpai*,
**[15:25] ---**
you'd have to put me down
even if you didn't want to!
**[15:28] ---**
We must avoid that at all costs!
**[15:30] ---**
I'm gonna put you down now.
**[15:32] ---**
You can't!
**[15:33] ---**
You know, my arms have taken all they can!
**[15:35] ---**
But our fight has just begun.
**[15:39] ---**
Gosh darn it! I've been holdin'
you for a friggin' long time!
**[15:42] ---**
I can't believe you made a girl
self-conscious of her weight...
**[15:44] ---**
That's not cool.
**[15:45] ---**
Someone in the midst of a
fight just chewed me out!
**[15:48] ---**
Girls are light!
**[15:51] ---**
Are those real girls?!
**[15:52] ---**
Kazama-*san*, this isn't the time to
waste your energy on cracking jokes!
**[15:56] ---**
I can't believe you!
**[15:57] ---**
Why you little...!
**[16:00] ---**
We'll have to split this scene for now!
**[16:04] ---**
Fools! You abandoned your underclassman.
**[16:07] ---**
Now it's two against one!
**[16:09] ---**
Big Brother Naganuma, you would
never stoop that low, would you?
**[16:17] ---**
Big Brother will fight fair and square!
**[16:24] ---**
For my love of anime voices,
**[16:28] ---**
I will... take you down!
**[16:31] ---**
Naganuma-*senpai* opened his eyes!
**[16:34] ---**
She has a great voice, too!
**[16:36] ---**
Despite his appearances, that
*senpai* is the most overbearing!
**[16:39] ---**
And Matsubara-*senpai* is bringing
the battle back to us!
**[16:41] ---**
Nothing about our situation has improved!
**[16:43] ---**
Kazama-*san*, please put me down.
**[16:46] ---**
I've mostly recovered. Leave me
here so you can get a move on!
**[16:50] ---**
Don't tell me you've mostly recovered!
**[16:52] ---**
You're still trembling.
**[16:54] ---**
Please hug me tight before you put me down.
**[16:56] ---**
Then I'll be all charged up!
**[16:58] ---**
How does that work?!
**[17:00] ---**
It's a maiden's secret.
**[17:02] ---**
Now hurry it up!
**[17:04] ---**
Not in your wildest dreams!
**[17:06] ---**
I guess I can live without it...
**[17:08] ---**
But... it's about time we
started our counterattack.
**[17:13] ---**
First, we'll break up like this.
**[17:15] ---**
Oh! Is this your strategy
to help me get away?
**[17:17] ---**
But there's no way I can leave you behind!
**[17:22] ---**
We really should go to
the nurse's office first.
**[17:24] ---**
Just a second. Naganuma-*senpai
*couldn't go too hard on me
**[17:27] ---**
since I remind him of a voice actress.
**[17:30] ---**
And while it'd be nice if you could
defeat him without getting hurt,
**[17:34] ---**
that's probably impossible.
**[17:35] ---**
He might even defeat you.
**[17:37] ---**
You think that little of me?!
**[17:39] ---**
And if possible, I'd rather you
dealt with Tama-*senpai* instead.
**[17:44] ---**
Chitose will have a hard
time facing her alone.
**[17:46] ---**
And she's already broken my bag attack.
**[17:50] ---**
I know I'm asking for the
impossible, Kazama-*san*!
**[17:53] ---**
But please save Chitose!
**[17:56] ---**
All right. So, how do I get up there?
**[18:00] ---**
She really does sound just like her.
**[18:00] ---**
Naganuma-*senpai* is sure
to come after me first.
**[18:03] ---**
You'll use your secret move to dodge him!
**[18:06] ---**
What... is my secret move?
**[18:10] ---**
Naturally, it is...
**[18:19] ---**
Have you given up?
**[18:21] ---**
Like hell we have!
**[18:22] ---**
I wouldn't underestimate
Kazama-*san* if I were you!
**[18:25] ---**
Isn't that what you're doing?!
**[18:27] ---**
Kazama-*san*'s secret move...!
**[18:30] ---**
K-Kazama-*san*, over here!
**[18:44] ---**
Oh, no!
**[18:48] ---**
This is the super jump he showed
us at the Game Tournament!
**[18:52] ---**
With Yamada's support, Kazama's marvelous
jumping capacity has been doubled!
**[18:56] ---**
Nice, Yamada!
**[19:03] ---**
What?!
**[19:04] ---**
Did you see that?!
**[19:05] ---**
This is Kazama's secret move that he
used to defeat me! The Vertical Jump!
**[19:10] ---**
"Secret Move: Vertical Jump"
**[19:12] ---**
That's his secret move?
**[19:17] ---**
My secret move is kinda...
**[19:19] ---**
I saw that jump just now.
**[19:21] ---**
"Ma Kuta Kisarazu - 184 93cm"
**[19:21] ---**
We came like Tama-*senpai
*said and look what we found!
**[19:23] ---**
"Kiyoshi Higashigawa - 183cm"
**[19:25] ---**
You've gotta join the Basketball Team!
**[19:25] ---**
"Sou Kameyamagami - 180cm"
**[19:26] ---**
What?!
**[19:29] ---**
So it looks like I'm gonna have issues
losin' these basketball freaks!
**[19:32] ---**
Why're you guys dribblin' while ya chase me?!
**[19:34] ---**
Are you tryin' to impress
me? Show your stuff off?!
**[19:42] ---**
Well, don't you think it's
about time we fought for real?
**[19:45] ---**
You're one scary underclassman.
**[19:47] ---**
In that case, I'd better stop goofing off.
**[19:50] ---**
I won't go easy on you just
because you've taken damage!
**[19:58] ---**
That's one down, for now.
**[20:06] ---**
"What is the name of the magical girl
anime based off Tokyo's 23 wards?"
**[20:10] ---**
A norm could never answer that question!
**[20:13] ---**
Bagging me won't do you any good!
**[20:17] ---**
I've made a horrible mistake!
**[20:19] ---**
I set my background to a picture of "23
Tokyo Wards Magical Defense Girl, Fuchuu-*chan*"!
**[20:25] ---**
Crap! Why'd I give her such a huge hint?!
**[20:28] ---**
Don't look at my background! Please!
**[20:31] ---**
Oh, this is "23 Tokyo Wards Magical
Defense Girl, Fuchuu-*chan*."
**[20:36] ---**
Wha--?!
**[20:37] ---**
She knew without the hint?!
**[20:40] ---**
"Ex-Student Council Vice
President" "Naganuma: Retired"
**[20:44] ---**
I'm leaving the rest up to you, Kazama-*san.*
**[20:48] ---**
Now then, it looks like we
have a powerful foe here.
**[20:52] ---**
You're good, but are you sure
you wanted to send him upstairs?
**[20:57] ---**
I am. I'm sure Kazama-*san
*will figure something out.
**[21:01] ---**
Cold Freezer! Cold Freezer!
**[21:04] ---**
Huh?! It's from Kazama!
**[21:05] ---**
Cold Freezer! Cold Freezer!
**[21:06] ---**
Oh, no! What should I do?
**[21:10] ---**
Cold--
**[21:12] ---**
H-Hello?
**[21:13] ---**
Hey, are you still in the same classroom?!
**[21:15] ---**
What's with that dribbling noise?!
**[21:16] ---**
More importantly, is she holdin' up okay?
**[21:18] ---**
Uh, nuh-huh...
**[21:20] ---**
The President is in real trouble here.
**[21:24] ---**
Please put your cell on speaker.
**[21:26] ---**
Uh, okay.
**[21:29] ---**
Hey, can everyone hear me?
**[21:32] ---**
What's that dribbling noise?
**[21:34] ---**
Hey, Prez! You still alive?
**[21:36] ---**
From what I've heard,
**[21:37] ---**
you and Tama-*senpai* have a nasty
relationship that goes way back.
**[21:43] ---**
You've never once beaten her, have you?
**[21:47] ---**
I wish he kept calling me Tama-*chan*!
**[21:49] ---**
I'm sorry this happened all because of me!
**[21:52] ---**
If only I didn't let them catch me...
**[21:54] ---**
Anyway, I'll be right up!
**[21:57] ---**
Please hang in there until then!
**[22:01] ---**
"Hang in there," huh?
**[22:04] ---**
All that dribbling is freaking annoying!
**[22:07] ---**
What happened to Roka?
**[22:08] ---**
She recovered and is doing fine!
**[22:11] ---**
That's why I'm heading up ahead of her!
**[22:13] ---**
Although I'm surrounded at the moment...
**[22:16] ---**
All right. Get your butt
up here, Shield No. 2!
**[22:21] ---**
Otherwise I'll finish things
before you ever get here!
**[22:24] ---**
Should you really be
putting on that tough act?
**[22:27] ---**
Huh? What are you talkin'
about, you pigtailed twit?!
**[22:33] ---**
We're just getting started!
**[22:34] ---**
So what if you put your hair into
a ponytail? It's only one tail!
**[22:38] ---**
Do you think it can defeat my pigtails?
**[22:41] ---**
Wait! What type of fight is this?!
**[22:56] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:58] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[23:01] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[23:03] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[23:06] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[23:08] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[23:11] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[23:13] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[23:17] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[23:19] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[23:21] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[23:28] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[23:32] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[23:35] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[23:37] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:40] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[23:43] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[23:48] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:50] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:53] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[24:20] ---**
Don't scream when going--
**[24:23] ---**
How sad!
**[24:24] ---**
"Basketball Team" "Kisarazu: Retired"
# 12 - At this Rate, You'll have Zero Friends for All Eternity!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR8V02Q7R/d-frag)
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**[00:37] ---**
What are you talkin' about,
you pigtailed twit?!
**[00:39] ---**
We're just getting started!
**[00:40] ---**
So what if you put your hair into
a ponytail? It's only one tail!
**[00:44] ---**
Do you think it can defeat my pigtails?
**[00:47] ---**
I just picked up some bad vibes!
**[00:49] ---**
"Home Ec Club's Advisor: Fukuko Nishinaga"
**[00:49] ---**
Huh? Where did that come from?
**[00:54] ---**
By now, the ex-Student Council's third years
**[00:56] ---**
should be fighting the kids from the
Game Creation Club (Provisional).
**[01:00] ---**
Th-That's horrible!
**[01:02] ---**
You're the counselor for the
third years, Mr. Torada!
**[01:04] ---**
Why are you allowing such
outrageous behavior?
**[01:06] ---**
"Third Years' Counselor: Boruta Torada"
**[01:08] ---**
Well, I want the third years to have
**[01:10] ---**
some fond memories when they graduate.
**[01:12] ---**
I'm trying to be a nice teacher.
**[01:14] ---**
In that case, I'll bet this
bean-filled pancake on
**[01:18] ---**
the Game Creation Club
(Provisional)'s victory.
**[01:19] ---**
Wait, Ms. Ohsawa! Why are
you betting on who will win?
**[01:23] ---**
Whoa! In that case, I'll put
down these Tokyo Nananas
**[01:27] ---**
"Tokyo Specialty: Tokyo Nanana"
**[01:27] ---**
that I got to share with everyone.
**[01:30] ---**
I've never seen a Tokyo resident
pass out a Tokyo specialty before!
**[01:34] ---**
Hmm. This looks like fun.
**[01:36] ---**
Mr. Sean Cone Cone!
**[01:38] ---**
Please allow me to put this down on
the Game Creation Club (Provisional).
**[01:43] ---**
Th-That really upped the stakes!
**[01:45] ---**
This is the key to some treasure
that I found in one of my digs.
**[01:50] ---**
Are you sure you want to risk losing that?!
**[01:52] ---**
You see, it's missing one of its eyes.
**[01:55] ---**
No matter how hard I searched,
I simply couldn't find it.
**[01:58] ---**
Apparently I wasn't meant
to unlock the treasure.
**[02:02] ---**
So even if I kept this, the
treasure would simply go to waste.
**[02:06] ---**
How horrible!
**[02:08] ---**
Huh? But doesn't it look like...?
**[02:11] ---**
It couldn't be!
**[02:13] ---**
No way!
**[02:14] ---**
Could it be the family
treasure Grandma gave me
**[02:17] ---**
that has been passed down for generations?!
**[02:22] ---**
I-I'm betting on the third years.
**[02:22] ---**
"Fukuko Nishinaga makes
the bet of a lifetime."
**[02:24] ---**
Uh, umm... I'll wager the cupcakes
**[02:27] ---**
that a student is bringing in later!
**[02:28] ---**
The straight-laced Ms. Nishinaga made a bet!
**[02:33] ---**
"This opening has nothing
to do with the main story."
**[02:36] ---**
Our story shall jump back to the
beginning of their fatal relationship!
**[02:42] ---**
"Chitose: 4 Years Old"
**[02:44] ---**
"Chitose's Big Sister: 14 Years Old"
**[02:46] ---**
Chi-*chan*, you're always playing by yourself.
**[02:49] ---**
I'm worried that you'll
never make any friends.
**[02:53] ---**
Sis, it-it's all done!
**[02:56] ---**
Wow! That's such a big mountain.
**[03:02] ---**
Wh-Who are you?
**[03:05] ---**
I'm Tama-*chan*. I'm five.
**[03:08] ---**
"Tama: 5 Years Old"
**[03:09] ---**
You're five? That makes
you older than Chi-*chan*.
**[03:12] ---**
S-Say, kiddo!
**[03:14] ---**
Why don't you be friends
with my sister, Chi-*chan*?
**[03:18] ---**
You know, Chi-*chan*, you're always
playing quietly by yourself.
**[03:21] ---**
You don't have any friends!
**[03:23] ---**
Chi-*chan*, you need to make some friends!
**[03:26] ---**
I'm worried about you.
**[03:30] ---**
So having said that, would you
mind being friends with Chi-*chan*?
**[03:35] ---**
Look! I'll give you this sucker.
**[03:38] ---**
"Lollipop"
**[03:39] ---**
Huh?! I never said I'd
give you the whole bag!
**[03:41] ---**
Did you think a single piece of
candy was enough to win me over?
**[03:45] ---**
I caught a big fish?!
**[03:48] ---**
But I already have a bunch of lackeys
**[03:51] ---**
and I don't really need any friends.
**[03:53] ---**
Lackeys?! She's a bigger fish than I thought!
**[03:56] ---**
Chi-*chan*, this is bad!
**[03:57] ---**
At this rate, you'll have zero
friends for all eternity!
**[03:59] ---**
No!
**[04:01] ---**
May I play in the sandbox?
**[04:04] ---**
"Roka: 4 Years Old"
**[04:09] ---**
"And thus, the destined three came to meet!"
**[04:12] ---**
What's with this flashback?!
**[04:15] ---**
*love to fight love to fight Does
it matter if it's soy or love?*
**[04:18] ---**
*love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight*
**[04:21] ---**
*Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
high; Every day is a rollercoaster*
**[04:25] ---**
*You're stunning, understand?
I feel like good tungsten*
**[04:28] ---**
*I never know why*
**[04:32] ---**
*Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
and effect in a copyrightable way*
**[04:35] ---**
*Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
spike and lose all your cash*
**[04:38] ---**
*You never know why; Isn't that right?*
**[04:43] ---**
*We're a group of geeks with ambition,
despair, and angler fish... Just kidding*
**[04:50] ---**
*We're such dramatic sleazebags
that we're heretics*
**[04:53] ---**
*Let's tackle making some games!*
**[04:58] ---**
*It's not like we haven't figured that out,
so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[05:05] ---**
*If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)*
**[05:11] ---**
*It's not like we haven't
figured that much out,*
**[05:15] ---**
*which earns another halleluiah
(Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)*
**[05:18] ---**
*Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,*
**[05:23] ---**
*Or a great demon king
doesn't destroy the world,*
**[05:27] ---**
*I'm very much about to get a...*
**[05:30] ---**
*Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
(Oh!) game over alright*
**[05:48] ---**
"At this Rate, You'll Have Zero
Friends for All Eternity!"
**[05:48] ---**
She's bent on playing by herself, isn't she?
**[05:52] ---**
She's playing?
**[05:55] ---**
Sis!
**[05:57] ---**
I'm not sure how long I'll be around.
**[06:00] ---**
So, Chi-*chan*, your teens will be
hard if you don't make some friends.
**[06:05] ---**
Sis...
**[06:07] ---**
You've got it wrong, Sis! I like the sandbox!
**[06:10] ---**
It's my dream to build the
ultimate sand castle someday!
**[06:15] ---**
Huh?
**[06:17] ---**
I never realized Chi-*chan* was
aiming for such heights...
**[06:20] ---**
So she isn't hiding out in the sandbox
because she's bad at sports, huh?
**[06:25] ---**
I see. I'll admit, I didn't
realize you had a dream.
**[06:30] ---**
I'm sure everyone will come see
the sand castle once it's done!
**[06:34] ---**
Then you'll have lots of friends!
**[06:36] ---**
Uh-huh!
**[06:39] ---**
The ultimate sand castle...
**[06:41] ---**
I like the sound of that.
**[06:43] ---**
I will offer you my assistance.
**[06:49] ---**
"Castle, Elite, Hard, Stairs,
Make this First, Second"
**[06:56] ---**
Hey, why don't you go join--
**[07:04] ---**
As long as there is breath in my body,
**[07:07] ---**
I will not allow you to build the
ultimate sand castle on my island!
**[07:10] ---**
She really is a big shot!
**[07:14] ---**
That's unacceptable! I will punish
any who trample on another's dreams!
**[07:20] ---**
Go on. It's your turn to get back at her.
**[07:24] ---**
If you want to accomplish something, you
must be prepared to dirty your hands.
**[07:30] ---**
What?! Who is this cool kid?!
**[07:38] ---**
S-Say...
**[07:41] ---**
Could you please tell me
your name? I'm... Chitose!
**[07:47] ---**
My name is not worth mentioning.
**[07:49] ---**
Hey! You should tell her!
**[07:54] ---**
But you've done well, Chi-*chan.*
**[07:57] ---**
You're such a big girl.
**[08:00] ---**
Waah! I'll never forgive you!
**[08:03] ---**
I will dedicate my heart and
soul to getting in your way!
**[08:07] ---**
Thus, Chitose Karasuyama and Tama
Sakai began their fated battle
**[08:11] ---**
that continued throughout the years!
**[08:14] ---**
"began their fated battle that continued
throughout the years! -END-"
**[08:16] ---**
Yeah?
**[08:17] ---**
So that happened to Tama-*san*...
**[08:19] ---**
What's with the "thus"?
**[08:23] ---**
Hey, Kazama-*san*! How did
you like the composition?
**[08:26] ---**
Wasn't that a touching story?
**[08:27] ---**
You wrote that?!
**[08:29] ---**
See! We should have written more
about Chi-*chan* and her sister here.
**[08:35] ---**
You might be right.
**[08:36] ---**
Why're you workin' together to write this?!
**[08:39] ---**
Roka-*senpai*, it bites how I'm not
included in your rendition of the past,
**[08:43] ---**
so please mention how I'm playing
with a faucet in the park!
**[08:48] ---**
All right! I'll revise the story.
**[08:50] ---**
Don't abuse your creative license!
**[08:53] ---**
Even though she was a kid, I doubt
the Prez was ever that cute.
**[08:57] ---**
That was all fiction, wasn't it?
**[09:04] ---**
Ah, okay. Got it. So it's true. Ahem, ahem!
**[09:09] ---**
Hey! What's the matter with you?
**[09:12] ---**
What about a sandbox?
**[09:13] ---**
Shuddup! It's nothing.
**[09:17] ---**
The President has her hair in a ponytail!
**[09:19] ---**
You're right!
**[09:19] ---**
She's movin' around. Of course
she's gonna pull her hair back.
**[09:22] ---**
Stupid! Doesn't that turn you on?!
**[09:24] ---**
What?
**[09:25] ---**
Ponytails are the primary
hairstyle for athletic girls!
**[09:28] ---**
Kazama-*kun*, don't you like ponytails?!
**[09:30] ---**
Huh? Me? What?!
**[09:32] ---**
Don't you like them?
**[09:33] ---**
Then join the basketball team!
**[09:34] ---**
Why should I?! Is that
why you joined the team?
**[09:36] ---**
Your heart skipped a beat when
you saw how different she looks!
**[09:40] ---**
Did not!
**[09:41] ---**
What?! Is that true, Kazama?!
**[09:42] ---**
Hell no!
**[09:44] ---**
I've got pigtails!
**[09:45] ---**
Stop trying to compete over your hair!
**[09:47] ---**
No, she's right! Pigtails are also nice!
**[09:50] ---**
Kazama-*kun*, let's ogle
at their hair together.
**[09:52] ---**
Go focus on basketball practice!
**[09:56] ---**
Shut up!
**[09:58] ---**
Run for it!
**[10:00] ---**
Hey, didn't you go after the wrong guys?
**[10:02] ---**
Their yapping gave me the heebie-jeebies.
**[10:03] ---**
So? Which do you like?
**[10:05] ---**
D-Do I have to pick?
**[10:08] ---**
Yup.
**[10:09] ---**
Th-There are more than just
two hairstyles out there.
**[10:14] ---**
Anyway, I'm Shield No. 2.
**[10:19] ---**
I ain't about to let you squash
our club over a dumb whim.
**[10:26] ---**
And for another thing, Tama-*senpai*,
**[10:28] ---**
those kiddy pigtails look horrible on you.
**[10:33] ---**
You just turned every girl who
wears pigtails against you.
**[10:36] ---**
So on behalf of everyone in
pigtails, I will crush you.
**[10:42] ---**
And I'm Tama-*chan*, not Tama-*senpai*!
**[10:58] ---**
Th-They're just playing Cell Thieves, right?
**[11:01] ---**
They aren't fighting, are they?
**[11:02] ---**
N-Not yet...
**[11:04] ---**
Gulp!
**[11:06] ---**
Senpai, why are you going to
such lengths to mess with us?
**[11:10] ---**
Think! As the ex-Student Body President,
**[11:13] ---**
I can't let Chi-*chan*'s outrageous
behavior slide, now can I?
**[11:16] ---**
That isn't the real reason, is it?
**[11:18] ---**
Teehee!
**[11:19] ---**
She's always been like this,
ever since we were little.
**[11:22] ---**
"Chitose Karasuyama"
**[11:23] ---**
"Tama: 7 Years Old" "Chitose: 6 Years Old"
**[11:24] ---**
She comes after Roka and
I over every little thing.
**[11:24] ---**
"Tama: 12 Years Old" "Chitose: 11 Years Old"
**[11:26] ---**
"Tama: 15 Years Old" "Chitose: 14 Years Old"
**[11:28] ---**
You're still makin' references
to that flashback?
**[11:31] ---**
I thought she was being
awfully quiet of late.
**[11:33] ---**
In fact, I forgot all about her.
**[11:34] ---**
Don't forget about her after ranting
about "fate" and "bad blood."
**[11:36] ---**
I don't know about any "bad blood."
**[11:39] ---**
Chi-*chan* is just plain fun to mess with.
**[11:49] ---**
Are you all right, Kenji?
**[11:51] ---**
Ataru, you're here?
**[11:52] ---**
It's a bit late to be asking this,
**[11:54] ---**
but why are the girls in our
school so freakishly strong?
**[11:55] ---**
It really is a bit late.
**[11:57] ---**
What's with those sumo slaps?!
**[11:58] ---**
They stinkin' hurt! And
they really sent me flying!
**[12:00] ---**
Tama-*senpai*'s slaps pack a wallop!
**[12:03] ---**
"She's good!"
**[12:03] ---**
She's impressed sumo wrestlers
in the second-highest division!
**[12:04] ---**
And her rotating pigtail technique,
Double Kabuki, keeps her enemies at bay.
**[12:08] ---**
It also serves as an attack,
making for one fearsome move!
**[12:12] ---**
She's shocked *kabuki* actors with it!
**[12:12] ---**
"I'm shocked!"
**[12:13] ---**
Who wouldn't be?!
**[12:14] ---**
And why is she using a move that
she invented in elementary school?!
**[12:18] ---**
I am the man who survived
that crazy onslaught!
**[12:21] ---**
But you're battered and bruised!
**[12:24] ---**
Don't underestimate my recovery speed.
**[12:26] ---**
Now use me as your shield!
**[12:28] ---**
I-I don't need a shield.
**[12:29] ---**
Use me! Please use me!
**[12:31] ---**
Ataru, you're such a pain in the butt!
**[12:35] ---**
Hey! Why are my lowly shields
resting on the sidelines?
**[12:39] ---**
You know, we don't have
to defeat Tama-*senpai.*
**[12:41] ---**
Aw, my neck hurts.
**[12:43] ---**
Won't we win if we steal her
cell and input the keyword?
**[12:45] ---**
I'd do that if I could.
**[12:48] ---**
No, I wanna defeat her.
**[12:49] ---**
The truth's out! You wanna take her down!
**[12:51] ---**
Well, getting my cell is no easy matter.
**[12:55] ---**
Considering where she put it, we
have to defeat her to snatch it!
**[12:59] ---**
Sheesh!
**[12:59] ---**
Lookie! Lookie!
**[13:01] ---**
We could never take it from her.
**[13:04] ---**
For the record, I'm gonna take
my time stealing your cells
**[13:09] ---**
after I kick everyone's butts.
**[13:10] ---**
You're merciless!
**[13:12] ---**
Kazama, you set her off with that tough act.
**[13:15] ---**
I set her off...?
**[13:16] ---**
Oh, over the ponytail.
**[13:18] ---**
And you avoided the question.
**[13:20] ---**
Huh?
**[13:20] ---**
So, Kenji, use me! C'mon!
**[13:23] ---**
Eh?!
**[13:23] ---**
You heard him! The least you
can do is help wear her out.
**[13:26] ---**
What?!
**[13:31] ---**
Bring it on, Tama-*senpai*! I'll
take everything you throw at me!
**[13:36] ---**
Why are you so excited?!
**[13:38] ---**
They've been doing this, but
isn't it against the rules?
**[13:45] ---**
He's being treated like a thing,
so they're in the clear.
**[13:48] ---**
A thing...
**[13:50] ---**
Oh, okay. In that case,
I'm free to break "it."
**[14:00] ---**
Ataru!
**[14:02] ---**
That goes beyond the level of mere slaps!
**[14:04] ---**
You know, you're welcome
to walk out of this game.
**[14:07] ---**
Since you're the guy who defeated
"Ultimate Darkness" Roka-*chan*,
**[14:10] ---**
I was kinda looking forward to facing you.
**[14:13] ---**
But it looks like you just got lucky.
**[14:15] ---**
Stop right there, Tama-*senpai*!
**[14:17] ---**
I don't wanna hear another
bad word about Kenji!
**[14:20] ---**
Despite being a norm, he's
managed to make it this far!
**[14:24] ---**
He's come so far when he's the
weakest member in our party!
**[14:26] ---**
Hey! Ataru, you jerk!
**[14:28] ---**
In short, isn't he just a norm?
**[14:31] ---**
Sure enough, you don't have
what it takes to face me.
**[14:38] ---**
She's strong!
**[14:39] ---**
For my final move, I'll
push you out of the ring.
**[14:47] ---**
...coincidence.
**[14:50] ---**
It's just a coincidence
that I'm standing here.
**[14:52] ---**
No, that's no coincidence!
**[14:53] ---**
I don't want to see the provisional club
get shut down over something like this!
**[14:58] ---**
You...
**[15:01] ---**
When I see you take a stance,
it makes me wanna root for you.
**[15:05] ---**
I-I just so happened to be here when
I was on my way to the restroom.
**[15:08] ---**
Uh, safe!
**[15:11] ---**
You don't get it!
**[15:13] ---**
He'd need more than luck to defeat Roka.
**[15:18] ---**
C'mon! Let's go after her, Shield!
**[15:19] ---**
You still have some fight left in you, right?
**[15:21] ---**
I won't let you join my Game Creation
Club if yours gets shut down,
**[15:25] ---**
so you'd better not lose.
**[15:29] ---**
Kenji, if you lose the club,
**[15:31] ---**
let's go back to the olden days when
we'd grab some snacks and go home.
**[15:34] ---**
You've already given up?!
**[15:35] ---**
Uh, Takao-*san*,
**[15:37] ---**
don't you need to go to the restroom?
**[15:37] ---**
"Go | Don't Go"
**[15:39] ---**
Y-You're bringing that up now?!
**[15:41] ---**
All righty, then! Let's get this over
with so Takao can run to the lady's room!
**[15:45] ---**
What?! I-I only, you know? Jeez!
**[15:52] ---**
I never expected to tie with a first year.
**[15:54] ---**
Wasn't it a pretty decent fight?
**[15:58] ---**
But, Matsubara-*senpai*, didn't
you hold back big time?
**[16:02] ---**
What makes you say that?
**[16:04] ---**
The question on your cell
phone was way too easy.
**[16:09] ---**
You never planned on winning, did you?
**[16:12] ---**
But even with me out of
the game, Tama is strong.
**[16:16] ---**
Not a problem. The *senpai
*in my club are strong, too.
**[16:21] ---**
Chi-*chan* and Roka-*chan* are undeniably strong.
**[16:24] ---**
What about that Kazama kid?
**[16:28] ---**
If I had to describe him,
I'd say he's "average."
**[16:30] ---**
Then they're in trouble.
**[16:31] ---**
But when push comes to shove...
**[16:34] ---**
he'll use kinda dirty tricks
to pull through or fail trying.
**[16:37] ---**
That's not very reliable!
**[16:38] ---**
But he's a good guy.
**[16:43] ---**
I'd hate to join the Going Home Club now!
**[16:45] ---**
Aren't you a delinquent?
**[16:47] ---**
There's no way a norm and a norm who
loves to dig could hope to defeat me.
**[16:52] ---**
Who do you think you are, Senpai?
**[16:55] ---**
Me? A super girl who turned
Japanese culture into attacks.
**[17:00] ---**
Don't screw with Japanese culture!
**[17:01] ---**
I can't stand the idea of
getting lumped with that norm!
**[17:05] ---**
Why? Because I'm blessed
by the power of earth!
**[17:08] ---**
Please talk in normal Japanese!
**[17:16] ---**
"Ya! Ya! Ya!"
**[17:21] ---**
That was nothin'!
**[17:24] ---**
You're holding out longer than I expected.
**[17:27] ---**
Will you take back what you
said about me being a norm?
**[17:29] ---**
Sure! You've taken more hits than
Ataru-*chan*, so you can't be a norm!
**[17:35] ---**
You're a super masochistic freak!
**[17:37] ---**
After I endured all those attacks,
that's your conclusion?!
**[17:38] ---**
A super masochist?!
**[17:39] ---**
What's with that reaction?!
**[17:41] ---**
What the hell?!
**[17:43] ---**
Not you, too!
**[17:45] ---**
Man, I think we've just about got her!
**[17:48] ---**
"Tama"
**[17:49] ---**
Senpai is startin' to look worn out.
**[17:51] ---**
"Chitose" "Kazama"
**[17:51] ---**
Yeah, but so are you.
**[17:53] ---**
You aren't any better.
**[17:55] ---**
Well, to be honest, I'm beat!
**[17:56] ---**
It's about time I put an end to this.
**[17:58] ---**
To the way I've harassed
you throughout high school?
**[18:01] ---**
To all of the crap you've put
me through since I was a kid!
**[18:04] ---**
Then maybe I should totally crush you,
**[18:07] ---**
so I can enjoy the rest of high school!
**[18:10] ---**
I'm gonna kick your butt
**[18:12] ---**
and build a massive sand
castle here at school!
**[18:14] ---**
What a lame dream!
**[18:22] ---**
What type of high school girl
keeps mud balls in her pocket?
**[18:25] ---**
What type of high school
girl has an ultimate move?!
**[18:28] ---**
Both sound nuts to me!
**[18:31] ---**
I finally managed to get past your defenses.
**[18:34] ---**
So what are you going to do now?
**[18:37] ---**
Defeat me? Grope me?
**[18:46] ---**
Tama-*chan-senpai*, you look prettier
with your hair down and more mature.
**[18:53] ---**
Uh, ummm...
**[18:56] ---**
Go on. I pulled through,
just like I said I would.
**[19:06] ---**
My finishing move was a summon!
**[19:08] ---**
That wasn't a finishing move.
**[19:10] ---**
Kazama-*san* stealthily responded
to the text I sent him.
**[19:14] ---**
"Kenji Kazama" "Sub: Re: Past Bad
Blood" "I'll make an opening."
**[19:15] ---**
That's cheating!
**[19:17] ---**
We did it!
**[19:18] ---**
I haven't been able to bag Tama*-senpai
*since the first time I met her, Chi-*chan*!
**[19:22] ---**
Roka...!
**[19:24] ---**
I've told you not to call me
that. I hate that nickname.
**[19:27] ---**
"Message: Q. What is today's
Lunch Set A at our cafeteria?"
**[19:31] ---**
The same as yesterday: The Pork Shabu Set.
**[19:34] ---**
C-Correct!
**[19:35] ---**
Wouldn't anyone know the
answer to that question?
**[19:38] ---**
She doesn't actually want
to fight you guys for real.
**[19:41] ---**
All of you can be royal pains, huh?
**[19:43] ---**
We did it! We did it!
**[19:43] ---**
Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[19:49] ---**
So, you can't shut down our club.
**[19:52] ---**
Right, right. It'll have to stay.
**[19:55] ---**
I'll play with you again sometime, Chi-*chan*!
**[19:57] ---**
Don't bother!
**[20:00] ---**
Sheesh! They're actually
good friends, aren't they?
**[20:05] ---**
Sure are.
**[20:07] ---**
Tada! I got some anti-nausea
medicine from the nurse's office.
**[20:10] ---**
I'm back and I'm in tip-top shape!
**[20:11] ---**
Let's swat them like flies!
How many have you defeated?
**[20:14] ---**
Ah, have you taken all of them out?
**[20:16] ---**
Oh, yeah. We still had her.
**[20:18] ---**
There's still her...
**[20:20] ---**
There is still her...
**[20:22] ---**
She's left...
**[20:28] ---**
It stinks!
**[20:29] ---**
V-Victory goes to the Game
Creation Club (Provisional)!
**[20:34] ---**
"Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
**[20:37] ---**
"Mom finds your porn mags and
confiscates them. Lose 1 turn."
**[20:40] ---**
This is boring!
**[20:42] ---**
You suck at this!
**[20:44] ---**
But I kick butt at *kabuki* and sumo slaps.
**[20:47] ---**
Senpai, haven't you been
dropping by a tad much lately?
**[20:50] ---**
I'm just coming for some tea.
**[20:53] ---**
Besides, you have a bunch
of candy to snack on!
**[20:55] ---**
And call me Tama-*chan*.
**[20:57] ---**
I'll give you some candy, so leave!
**[20:59] ---**
You're begging me to destroy this club!
**[21:01] ---**
Go ahead and try!
**[21:04] ---**
Tama-*senpai*!
**[21:06] ---**
Uh, Tama-*chan*...
**[21:08] ---**
Yes?
**[21:09] ---**
I thought long and hard on this, but why
don't you go ahead and join our club?
**[21:15] ---**
No! I don't wanna join this dull, puny club!
**[21:18] ---**
Why you...!
**[21:22] ---**
H-Hello.
**[21:27] ---**
S-See, I just felt like
it. I'll put it back soon.
**[21:32] ---**
What're you talkin' about?
**[21:32] ---**
I said I was doing this on a whim!
**[21:34] ---**
It's not like I'm trying to impress you!
**[21:36] ---**
Why're you angry?!
**[21:37] ---**
I'm not!
**[21:39] ---**
Uh, actually... I decided
to be a bit daring...
**[21:43] ---**
Look, Kazama-*san*. What do you think?
**[21:46] ---**
How is it? Lookie! Lookie!
**[21:48] ---**
H-Hey! Really!
**[21:50] ---**
I said I was just in the
mood! Give me a break!
**[21:50] ---**
What's gotten into them?
**[21:52] ---**
Look! Lookie!
**[21:54] ---**
Hey, guys!
**[21:57] ---**
We had a staff meeting about the game
of tag you played on school grounds.
**[22:01] ---**
All of you are suspended for a while.
**[22:04] ---**
What?
**[22:17] ---**
*Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game*
**[22:19] ---**
*Let's lose a lot since it's fun*
**[22:22] ---**
*I don't know anything about*
**[22:24] ---**
*"Bittersweet youth," but I'm
pulling through somehow!*
**[22:27] ---**
*Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams*
**[22:29] ---**
*If you're gonna play, drop by after school*
**[22:32] ---**
*Maybe our lazy clique*
**[22:34] ---**
*Will make an evolution timeline*
**[22:38] ---**
*I made a new game.*
**[22:40] ---**
*I'm already selling it.*
**[22:42] ---**
*I've already played it...*
**[22:49] ---**
*We really are the strongest out there!*
**[22:53] ---**
*When we're caught in peals of laughter,*
**[22:56] ---**
*It's your chance to bind,
bind, bind, bind us up*
**[22:58] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:01] ---**
*Anyway, have fun and give me five*
**[23:03] ---**
*There are hints hidden in today*
**[23:08] ---**
*Once it's started, it's
started, so get started!*
**[23:11] ---**
*You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!*
**[23:14] ---**
*I've been waiting for you,
so let's duel... our way!*
**[23:36] ---**
"Cell Thieves' Other Showdown"
**[23:37] ---**
The third years lost!
**[23:39] ---**
Yay!
**[23:42] ---**
In that case, this crystal
skull goes to Ms. Ohsawa.
**[23:46] ---**
Huh? Are you sure? But you also
won the bet, Mr. Cone Cone.
**[23:49] ---**
But I made the bet with the
intention to give this to someone.
**[23:54] ---**
Thank you.
**[23:57] ---**
Tokyo Nananas sure are yummy...
**[24:01] ---**
That empty hole there...
**[24:03] ---**
Huh? What about the hole?
**[24:05] ---**
Doesn't it look like a Tokyo
Nanana would fit right in?
**[24:08] ---**
Eh? Eh?! *Eh*?!
**[24:10] ---**
Oh, it went in!
**[24:11] ---**
I can't believe it! You're
wasting perfectly good food!
**[24:13] ---**
And of course it'll fit in! It's soft!
**[24:18] ---**
A-A-A-A-A Tokyo Nanana
unlocked it?! G-Grandma!
**[24:26] ---**