Season 1

1 - Kazama's Party

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    Good morning!
[00:42] ---
    Excuse me!
[00:44] ---
    Please take...
[00:52] ---
    "Game Creation Club - Now Recruiting: Come
    make fun games with us in Building B, Classroom 3F!"
[01:01] ---
    Hey, you okay?
[01:04] ---
    Here.
[01:12] ---
    Be careful, 'kay? Later.
[01:15] ---
    Thank y--
[01:16] ---
    Hey, Ken-chan!
[01:18] ---
    What're you up to?
[01:20] ---
    Nuttin' much.
[01:21] ---
    Hey, hey, hey! Let's ditch first period.
[01:24] ---
    Moron!
[01:27] ---
    "Kazama's Party!"
[01:28] ---
    Phew, it's hot!
[01:29] ---
    Ugh, it's hot! Oh, morning!
[01:33] ---
    It's too early!
[01:34] ---
    It's stinkin' popular!
[01:39] ---
    Who're those punks?
[01:40] ---
    They're Fujou Academy's
    fresh crop of delinquents
[01:43] ---
    that have made a name for themselves.
[01:45] ---
    They're the Kazama Party!
[01:47] ---
    First, take that fatso,
    Little Foot Yokoshima!
[01:49] ---
    A striped shirt at that
    weight? Talk about confident!
[01:49] ---
    "Potato Chips"
[01:53] ---
    Then there's Long Mountain Nagayama!
[01:55] ---
    That's just his name in English!
[01:56] ---
    Finally, you've got their leader...
    er... Huh? Who was he...?
[02:04] ---
    I'm Kenji Kazama!
[02:05] ---
    Didn't you just call us Kazama's Party?!
[02:07] ---
    Oh, crap!
[02:08] ---
    Run for it!
[02:11] ---
    Ken-chan, we're sorry. We kinda stand out...
[02:15] ---
    No kidding! Sheesh...
[02:18] ---
    But you know, we haven't actually
    clamped down on this school.
[02:21] ---
    Even though we're delinquents,
    we aren't causing any trouble.
[02:26] ---
    Why don't we quit misbehavin'
    and join a club?
[02:28] ---
    Everyone seems to be having a good time.
[02:31] ---
    It's too late to start down
    that cowardly path now.
[02:35] ---
    I wanna conquer the school
    with this fist of mine!
[02:39] ---
    I finally managed to get out a "Fa."
[02:41] ---
    Remi!
[02:43] ---
    "Game Creation Club"
[02:45] ---
    "Domino, Matching Colors in 3D, Shogi,
    Jessica, Space Game, Life is a Game"
[02:47] ---
    "Raru Puyo! Quest II" "Heh Heh
    Heh! ...Hmn? Magical Village?!"
[02:50] ---
    "Group Fireworks"
[02:52] ---
    "Notice of Recommendation for Loss of Club
    Status" "Club Name: Game Creation Club"
[02:52] ---
    No potential new club members today, either.
[02:56] ---
    At this rate, we really are
    going to lose our club.
[02:59] ---
    Why are we in danger of losing
    our club to begin with?
[03:02] ---
    We're a culture club, but we
    didn't report any projects
[03:05] ---
    that were bursting with creativity.
[03:07] ---
    But don't we play games every single day?
[03:10] ---
    I wasn't thinking!
[03:12] ---
    The Game Creation Club has to actually
    make games to count as a club.
[03:17] ---
    Oopsy!
[03:18] ---
    You just realized that?
[03:20] ---
    "Game Creation Club | Need
    Members | Immediately!!"
[03:20] ---
    And I've managed to wriggle us out
    of this one until today, but...
[03:24] ---
    We don't meet the minimum
    required number of members...
[03:27] ---
    Aw, and here this club
    was so easy and carefree.
[03:31] ---
    When's the recruitment deadline?
[03:32] ---
    Today.
[03:38] ---
    So, if Kazama's Party is
    gonna conquer the school,
[03:42] ---
    I really think we oughta make it
    clear who's the boss around here.
[03:47] ---
    Then maybe we should start
    with the Golf Bag Gang.
[03:50] ---
    The who? They don't spark any interest...
[03:53] ---
    But dang! Aren't the culture
    clubs loaded with fun stuff?
[03:57] ---
    Like manga and games!
[03:59] ---
    Yeah!
[04:00] ---
    If Kazama's Party is gonna rule the school,
[04:02] ---
    why don't we "borrow" some of their goods?
[04:05] ---
    You're just as evil as you look...
[04:08] ---
    Why not? What'll it hurt? Let's do it!
[04:13] ---
    A fire!
[04:14] ---
    Hey, are you okay?!
[04:21] ---
    What're you doing?!
[04:23] ---
    N-Nothing. This fire is merely an illusion.
[04:26] ---
    It's friggin' hot! No one's
    gonna buy that excuse.
[04:29] ---
    Ken-chan! Here's a fire extinguisher!
[04:31] ---
    Th-Thanks!
[04:32] ---
    Ladies, outta the way!
[04:37] ---
    Okay! Fire, be gone!
[04:45] ---
    Yay! The fire went out!
[04:50] ---
    Geh! What was I thinking?
[04:52] ---
    It isn't like me to put so
    much effort into something!
[04:55] ---
    I'm amazed you put out that illusionary fire.
[04:57] ---
    You just said, "fire," didn't you?!
[05:01] ---
    So how did a fire get
    started in your clubroom?
[05:06] ---
    Fire... works?
[05:09] ---
    Okay, thanks for your help.
[05:11] ---
    Yokoshima!
[05:12] ---
    What the hell was that for?!
[05:14] ---
    Nagayama!
[05:16] ---
    Nagayama!
[05:18] ---
    What do you think you're doing?!
[05:20] ---
    I'm a lightning type.
[05:22] ---
    I'm a water type.
[05:24] ---
    Man, they've lost me...
[05:26] ---
    Word of this must not leak
    to the outside world.
[05:26] ---
    "Let's go meet someone
    more enthralling than me!"
[05:29] ---
    So we're going to help
    you forget what happened!
[05:31] ---
    You're what...?!
[05:32] ---
    Thanks to my fire-type abilities...
[05:35] ---
    ...you are doomed to forget
    everything that has transpired.
[05:40] ---
    You're a fire type?! What's this about types?
[05:43] ---
    They are the elements that
    everyone presides over.
[05:45] ---
    People can't do that in real life!
[05:48] ---
    What're you doing? Lemme go!
[05:50] ---
    Water Lock!
[05:51] ---
    Lightning Lock!
[05:52] ---
    That doesn't flipping exist!
[05:54] ---
    You've seen too much.
[05:56] ---
    Are you gonna burn me to a crisp?
[05:59] ---
    Knock it off!
[06:02] ---
    If you don't forget everything,
    I won't like you anymore!
[06:12] ---
    Excuse me?
[06:15] ---
    No! I never dreamed her ultimate flame-based
[06:18] ---
    "Moe Moe"
[06:18] ---
    Moe Moe Attack wouldn't work!
[06:20] ---
    Hang in there! Maybe he barely scathed you!
[06:23] ---
    "Dampened spirits"
[06:23] ---
    I've dampened her spirits.
[06:24] ---
    Maybe she really is a fire type.
[06:32] ---
    Earth type.
[06:33] ---
    What?!
[06:34] ---
    Earth Punch!
[06:38] ---
    Earth?! How the hell was anything
    about that fist "earth type"?!
[06:41] ---
    It was neutral!
[06:42] ---
    He said it was neutral! He's catching
    on pretty quickly, isn't he?
[06:45] ---
    Sure is. Not just anyone
    could say that off the bat.
[06:48] ---
    I was out building a castle in the
    sandbox until just a second ago.
[06:51] ---
    And you call yourself a high schooler?!
[06:53] ---
    As such, my hands are currently
    covered in loads of dirt.
[06:56] ---
    Wash your hands!
[07:01] ---
    For now, I had better...
[07:02] ---
    Ken-chan, I'll share my chicken with ya.
[07:03] ---
    "Flashback of Days Gone Past"
[07:05] ---
    You can count on me to sink the shot!
[07:08] ---
    Forget it! I can't leave them behind.
[07:10] ---
    Jeez, his memory sure isn't
    going anywhere, is it?
[07:13] ---
    Sure isn't...
[07:15] ---
    Th-This time we'll launch a combined
    attack with all of our types.
[07:21] ---
    With all of their types...?
[07:23] ---
    Hey, Ken-chan!
[07:27] ---
    Sorry, guys!
[07:30] ---
    Hey, are you going to abandon your
    friends to save your own hide?
[07:34] ---
    I don't have any other choice!
[07:35] ---
    And why do I have to plead
    my case to the enemy?!
[07:38] ---
    Be a man and die!
[07:39] ---
    Oh, you just told him to die.
[07:44] ---
    They're gonna kill me!
[07:48] ---
    That was just a figure of speech!
[07:50] ---
    But you've got something
    bordering on murder in mind!
[07:58] ---
    No!
[08:07] ---
    Sweet! I managed to shake them.
[08:09] ---
    What's wrong with that
    club? They're all nuts!
[08:14] ---
    Excuse me...
[08:16] ---
    The fire type!
[08:19] ---
    Thank you very much.
[08:20] ---
    Huh?!
[08:22] ---
    For putting out the fire.
[08:24] ---
    Sure...
[08:25] ---
    We've learned our lesson and won't light
    fireworks in the clubroom anymore.
[08:29] ---
    That's a given! Why were you
    messin' with fireworks, anyway?
[08:31] ---
    We were wondering if we could
[08:33] ---
    come up with some sort of magic
    trick to attract club members.
[08:35] ---
    That's why you started a fire?!
[08:38] ---
    Stupid magic trick!
[08:39] ---
    Don't blame the magic trick!
[08:42] ---
    And there was one other thing.
[08:44] ---
    Thank you for helping me out this morning.
[08:46] ---
    You picked up those handouts for me.
[08:50] ---
    You're... the girl I saw at
    the school gate this morning?
[08:53] ---
    You forgot!
[08:55] ---
    You were recruiting for that terrifying club?
[08:58] ---
    Terrifying...?
[08:59] ---
    At any rate, I'll forget
    about that puny fire,
[09:03] ---
    so quit harassing me.
[09:04] ---
    Later!
[09:06] ---
    I would definitely like
    to have you join my club.
[09:09] ---
    Your club?
[09:11] ---
    I am the president of the Game
    Creation Club, Roka Shibasaki.
[09:14] ---
    You're the club's president?!
[09:16] ---
    I am going to recruit you.
[09:19] ---
    I'm not interested in the Game Club.
[09:21] ---
    This isn't the Game Club.
    It's the Game Creation Club.
[09:28] ---
    Just for the record, your fire-type
    Moe Moe Attack won't work on me.
[09:33] ---
    That type is merely a front.
[09:37] ---
    To be honest, I'm a darkness type.
[09:42] ---
    Huh? Darkness...?
[09:51] ---
    Huh...?
[09:53] ---
    Why are we...?
[09:54] ---
    Where's Ken-chan?
[09:56] ---
    The darkness...!
[10:00] ---
    Where?! Where am I?!
[10:02] ---
    There are currently two
    paths in front of you.
[10:02] ---
    Where the hell am I?!
[10:05] ---
    It's dark! It's dark and
    scary! It's pitch black!
[10:05] ---
    One is that you be a good boy
    and join the Game Creation Club.
[10:08] ---
    Or would you rather...?
[10:09] ---
    What is it? Well?
[10:14] ---
    So, which will it be?
[10:17] ---
    I'll join! Please let me join your club!
[10:21] ---
    We'll welcome you with open arms.
[10:33] ---
    Starting over again, I'm the
    president, Roka Shibasaki.
[10:36] ---
    Welcome to the club.
[10:38] ---
    I'm Chitose Karasuyama, a second year.
[10:42] ---
    I'm Sakura Mizukami. I'm a first year!
[10:44] ---
    I couldn't care less! Now get this off of me!
[10:46] ---
    Hey, were you paying attention?
[10:48] ---
    What're you doing?
[10:50] ---
    Why are you rubbing your
    cheek against my feet?
[10:53] ---
    Ew! Do you have a foot fetish?
[10:54] ---
    I ain't doin' that! Now hurry
    up and get this bag off of me!
[10:58] ---
    What were you thinking?!
[10:59] ---
    We figured you wouldn't hear
    us out if we didn't tie you up.
[11:02] ---
    You take things way too flipping far!
[11:05] ---
    Now you've heard our self-introductions,
    Mr. Foot Fetish.
[11:07] ---
    Wait! You're trying to establish
    me as some weird elemental type!
[11:11] ---
    We still haven't heard
    your self-introduction,
[11:13] ---
    but it doesn't really matter.
[11:14] ---
    It doesn't?!
[11:15] ---
    Now hurry up and write your name
    on this Club Enrollment Form.
[11:18] ---
    I'm screwed if they submit
    that thing to the teacher.
[11:23] ---
    Likewise, I'm also screwed if
    I don't write my name on it...
[11:26] ---
    What should I do?!
[11:34] ---
    I'm surprised! I thought you
    were going to whine a bit first.
[11:37] ---
    So you finally gave up, huh?
[11:40] ---
    Here ya go.
[11:42] ---
    Well, I'm headin' on home for the day.
[11:44] ---
    Okay, why not? It looks like
    you put down legit information.
[11:47] ---
    Sweet! They're letting me leave the clubroom.
[11:51] ---
    Now to race to the teacher's room.
[11:53] ---
    If I steal the Club Enrollment Form
    from the delivery girl and play dumb,
[11:57] ---
    I win!
[11:59] ---
    So, ma'am, here you are.
[12:01] ---
    Yeah. It's in my hands now.
[12:03] ---
    Wait a damn minute!
[12:04] ---
    Eh? What? You're a teacher?
[12:06] ---
    Are you a teacher?!
[12:08] ---
    I'm the Game Creation Club's
    advisor, Minami Ohsawa.
[12:11] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[12:18] ---
    Déjà vu?
[12:19] ---
    Hey, don't run from us!
[12:21] ---
    Try not to go on too big of a rampage.
[12:23] ---
    Damn it! I totally miscalculated!
[12:25] ---
    How was I supposed to
    know she was a teacher?!
[12:28] ---
    You're fast!
[12:30] ---
    I fell behind last time since
    you caught me off guard,
[12:32] ---
    but things will be different this time!
[12:35] ---
    You see, I've been waiting in a
    crouching start for a while now!
[12:40] ---
    Is she stupid? No, she
    just might be a genius!
[12:43] ---
    Once more, I'm Sakura Mizukami
    from Class 1-D. I'm a water type!
[12:47] ---
    I don't care about your type!
[12:48] ---
    Give up and hand over that
    Club Enrollment Form!
[12:52] ---
    What now?!
[12:53] ---
    I forgot to bring water with me.
[12:55] ---
    I'll go grab my water, so please wait for me!
[12:58] ---
    She can't do anything without water.
[13:00] ---
    Are their types all that important?
[13:09] ---
    Well, I shoulda known it
    wouldn't be that easy.
[13:13] ---
    Um, if you hand over that
    Club Enrollment Form now,
[13:17] ---
    well, I'd be willing to put
    in a good word for you...
[13:22] ---
    I'll pass. I'm not into that whole moe thing.
[13:30] ---
    I survived your verbal onslaught!
[13:32] ---
    She flippin' survived!
[13:36] ---
    Shit! She switched to darkness again.
[13:37] ---
    Drop your weird obsession already!
[13:39] ---
    Now then, the darkness is my domain.
[13:42] ---
    Ever so slowly, I will tighten my grip
    around your throat in the darkness.
[13:46] ---
    I'm as blind as a bat!
[13:48] ---
    If I waste too much time in here,
    that dirt freak will catch up!
[13:50] ---
    Chitose won't be here for a while.
[13:52] ---
    She went to the sandbox to get some sand.
[13:54] ---
    Are their types really all that important?!
[13:58] ---
    But wait! That would mean...
[14:00] ---
    You're my only opponent, aren't you?
[14:03] ---
    Now that I think about it, there's no need
    for me to hang out in this patchwork "domain"!
[14:11] ---
    Huh?
[14:12] ---
    I took a wrong turn...
[14:20] ---
    Nice! Now pull me--
[14:22] ---
    You've already reached your limit!
[14:25] ---
    At this rate, we'll both wind up falling.
[14:27] ---
    I'll get off with a broken leg or
    something, so go ahead and let--
[14:30] ---
    I won't let go!
[14:33] ---
    I've finally found a potential
    new club member...
[14:38] ---
    There is no way I'm going to let go!
[14:40] ---
    But you're gonna fall with me!
[14:42] ---
    I don't care!
[14:43] ---
    Don't worry about keeping up the moe act!
[14:45] ---
    It isn't an act!
[14:46] ---
    This is the... real me!
[14:51] ---
    You're...
[14:52] ---
    Oh, crap. I can't hold on.
[14:54] ---
    After all the cool things you said?!
[14:57] ---
    This puts a lot of weight on my stomach...
[15:00] ---
    At this rate, I won't be
    able to have kids someday.
[15:03] ---
    Aw, there goes my dream of building a happy
    family with two sons and a daughter...!
[15:10] ---
    Scary! I'm sorry! Let me
    fall! Right this second!
[15:16] ---
    You were great, President.
[15:20] ---
    Took ya long enough!
[15:24] ---
    Man, I thought I was gonna die!
[15:32] ---
    Let's go, Roka.
[15:41] ---
    "Club Enrollment Form | Game Creation
    Club" "Year 2 Class B" "Kenji Kazama"
[15:43] ---
    I'm Kenji Kazama from Class 2-B.
[15:50] ---
    Welcome to the Game Creation Club.
[15:53] ---
    Thanks.
[15:57] ---
    So I got caught in the heat of the moment
    and joined their club yesterday...
[16:01] ---
    What's going to happen to me now?
[16:06] ---
    Yesterday?
[16:07] ---
    What're you talking about?
[16:08] ---
    They've seriously forgotten the whole thing!
[16:10] ---
    That aside, check out my do!
[16:13] ---
    I have no idea when it started doing this.
[16:14] ---
    It's stinking awesome!
[16:16] ---
    Ain't it?
[16:17] ---
    This is for the best.
[16:17] ---
    I'd have the look nailed if I
    had a spiked bat, wouldn't I?
[16:19] ---
    I can't get my pals caught up in this mess.
[16:21] ---
    Kenji!
[16:24] ---
    Are you all right, Kenji?!
[16:26] ---
    You okay?! Are you okay, Kenji?!
[16:29] ---
    How strange! I can't see any
    blaring physical injuries,
[16:33] ---
    which could only mean...
[16:35] ---
    ...they must have done something
    weird under your clothes!
[16:38] ---
    Ataru!
[16:39] ---
    I have no idea what you're talking about,
[16:41] ---
    but keep talking and you're a dead man!
[16:44] ---
    What brought you here, Vice President?
[16:47] ---
    Don't call me that cold, distant title.
[16:50] ---
    Call me Acchan, not Vice President!
[16:53] ---
    The four of us have been friends
    going back to Fujou Elementary!
[16:56] ---
    Yahoo! Let's go!
[16:57] ---
    Wait up!
[16:59] ---
    All of us came to the same high
    school like the good friends we are,
[17:02] ---
    but then you became delinquents!
[17:05] ---
    Curse you, traitors!
[17:07] ---
    So what are you doing here, Ataru?
[17:10] ---
    Oh, right.
[17:13] ---
    Kenji, I've only heard this through rumor,
[17:15] ---
    but I understand you've joined
    the Game Creation Club.
[17:18] ---
    So what if I have?
[17:20] ---
    It's a dangerous club.
[17:22] ---
    No, the club itself isn't
    necessarily dangerous.
[17:25] ---
    Chitose Karasuyama's authority
    is what poses a threat.
[17:28] ---
    Does the dirt freak's butt
    really weigh that much?
[17:30] ---
    Didn't you know?
[17:32] ---
    She's our school's Student Body President.
[17:35] ---
    Seriously?! Her, the President?!
[17:38] ---
    Fujou Academy's 15th Student Body
    President, Chitose Karasuyama.
[17:42] ---
    Between her assertive ways and charisma,
[17:44] ---
    she has made not only the students,
[17:45] ---
    but also the teachers bow before her!
[17:48] ---
    She is truly the queen of this academy!
[17:50] ---
    Fearing her power, the Five
    Heavenly Kings of Fujou,
[17:53] ---
    the Two Brothers, and the Devil's
    14th Band all went into hiding!
[17:57] ---
    Wait, this school had that many
    delinquent groups here besides us?
[18:00] ---
    You guys are just the tip of the iceberg,
[18:03] ---
    you hicks fresh from the country!
[18:05] ---
    Am I that low level...?
[18:07] ---
    Chitose Karasuyama...
[18:10] ---
    As the Vice President, she is
    my nemesis--my eternal rival!
[18:14] ---
    Hey, lemme in on the conversation!
[18:16] ---
    Me, too!
[18:17] ---
    And be sure to include me!
[18:20] ---
    It-It-It-It-It's her!
[18:22] ---
    Why're you eavesdropping?! That's sick!
[18:25] ---
    I just so happened to hear your
    moronic voices while I was up here.
[18:29] ---
    You think I'm gonna buy that?!
[18:31] ---
    For the record, this is
    the girl's locker room.
[18:34] ---
    P-P-President, please
    hurry and shut the window!
[18:37] ---
    Uh, well...
[18:39] ---
    You filthy Peeping Toms...
[18:41] ---
    Y-You've got it all wrong!
[18:42] ---
    Seriously, please don't say stuff like that!
[18:44] ---
    Stu--Don't say, "please"!
[18:46] ---
    It makes it seem like we've lost!
[18:48] ---
    Hah! Come to think of it,
    you're on the second floor!
[18:51] ---
    We couldn't see a thing from
    down here, even if we wanted to!
[18:53] ---
    If you worked together, you could
    get high enough to gape at me!
[18:57] ---
    If we worked together...?
[18:58] ---
    We could gape at her...?!
[19:00] ---
    Can't balance!
[19:02] ---
    Heavy!
[19:04] ---
    It might work!
[19:05] ---
    You didn't include me!
[19:07] ---
    You're that desperate for a peek?
[19:09] ---
    Hey, Mr. Left Out! You still suck at life!
[19:13] ---
    This is why you couldn't beat me.
[19:16] ---
    Come to think of it,
[19:17] ---
    you didn't win the election for
    Student Body President, did you?
[19:20] ---
    That's right! I lost the
    election to become President!
[19:24] ---
    I figured I could contribute to my school
    somehow, so I became the Vice President.
[19:28] ---
    But whenever there was a problem,
    the President would stomp on me!
[19:30] ---
    She'd stomp on me when
    there wasn't a problem!
[19:32] ---
    She walked all over me!
[19:33] ---
    When... When she's like that... I
    find her unforgivably addictive!
[19:38] ---
    Addictive?! Hey, are you okay?!
[19:41] ---
    Aw, forget it! Guys, get
    your fannies away from here.
[19:44] ---
    If you refuse to go, I'll force you to leave.
[19:47] ---
    With one of your special earth attacks?!
[19:49] ---
    My spit is enough to deal
    with the likes of you.
[19:52] ---
    Nasty! How the heck did this
    freak become the President?!
[19:56] ---
    Bring it on if you dare!
[19:57] ---
    I'll be sure to catch it!
[20:00] ---
    You aren't supposed to catch it!
[20:01] ---
    You were whining about how we've changed,
[20:03] ---
    but you've changed the most!
[20:05] ---
    This attack won't work on that pervert.
[20:08] ---
    What could I use against them...?
[20:09] ---
    Stupid! Stop it!
[20:10] ---
    Lemme go! Let me catch
    her spit! Lemme catch it!
[20:13] ---
    Actually, lemme drink it! C'mon!
[20:14] ---
    Crap!
[20:15] ---
    I'd prefer the earth-type attack!
[20:19] ---
    Hey, what's keepin' ya? Get running!
[20:21] ---
    I... I'm not going to run!
[20:23] ---
    Dude, that's goin' way beyond
    "ecstasy" if it hits you!
[20:26] ---
    No! If I pull back now, I'll be
    returning to my days of submission!
[20:32] ---
    So today I'm going to change
    myself, right here, right now!
[20:35] ---
    And I'm going to save you, Kenji!
[20:39] ---
    Ataru, you...
[20:43] ---
    We'll lend ya a hand, Acchan.
[20:46] ---
    Guys...
[20:49] ---
    All right! Bring it on, President!
[20:52] ---
    "Left overs"
[20:53] ---
    Huh?
[20:54] ---
    I will surpass you!
[20:57] ---
    For a lowly Vice President, you've got guts!
[20:59] ---
    But die!
[21:05] ---
    Hey, Kenji! What's keeping you?
[21:07] ---
    Did you need me for something?
[21:09] ---
    Moron! We could never start without you!
[21:12] ---
    Lend me the strength to change!
[21:15] ---
    And here you started this without me.
[21:17] ---
    Go! You've got two minutes!
[21:18] ---
    I can't last for longer than that.
[21:20] ---
    Nagayama!
[21:21] ---
    No, make it one.
[21:22] ---
    You cut my time!
[21:24] ---
    One minute, huh? But that one minute...
[21:32] ---
    Go!
[21:35] ---
    ...is long enough!
[21:46] ---
    I had intended to save you, but in
    the end, you wound up saving me.
[21:50] ---
    It's nothing! Thanks to you, I was
    able to get back at that wench!
[21:54] ---
    Impressive!
[21:56] ---
    I wasn't sure what to think
    when Roka brought you along,
[22:00] ---
    but I get it now. I see
    you in a bit better light.
[22:04] ---
    However, I've won this round.
[22:09] ---
    No!
[22:12] ---
    "The following students have been suspended:
    Class 2-B Kenji Kazama, Class 2-F Ataru Kawahara"
[22:19] ---
    Kazama-san!
[22:21] ---
    It's you...
[22:23] ---
    The Game Creation Club meets on Tuesday,
    Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday.
[22:28] ---
    Say, why did you pick me?
[22:32] ---
    Do you honestly... not want to join?
[22:48] ---
    I've already submitted the Club
    Enrollment Form! Might as well!
[22:54] ---
    Okay!
[23:03] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[23:06] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[23:09] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[23:13] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[23:16] ---
    I never know why
[23:20] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[23:23] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[23:26] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[23:31] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[23:39] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[23:41] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[23:46] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[23:53] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[23:59] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[24:03] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[24:06] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[24:11] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[24:15] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[24:18] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright

2 - Curse You, Fake Game Creation Club

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[00:36] ---
    "Student Guidance Room"
[00:37] ---
    No! Like I said, you've got it all wrong!
[00:39] ---
    That was an honorable battle!
[00:41] ---
    Please believe us!
[00:42] ---
    We'd never do somethin' lame like peep!
[00:44] ---
    You heard him! Do we look
    like perverts to you?
[00:46] ---
    Vice Principal!
[00:47] ---
    Mr. Vice Principal!
[00:50] ---
    But you went in, didn't you?
[00:52] ---
    Right into the girls' locker room?
[00:55] ---
    Yes, we went in...
[01:02] ---
    Perverts...
[01:06] ---
    Am not!
[01:10] ---
    It was just a dream...?
[01:12] ---
    But it's true that I got suspended...
[01:17] ---
    "Teachers' Room"
[01:17] ---
    I thought they were finally going down!
[01:20] ---
    Why isn't that club getting
    shut down, ma'am?!
[01:24] ---
    We got a new member.
[01:26] ---
    We have enough members now,
[01:28] ---
    so for the time being, the Game
    Creation Club will remain--Oh...
[01:32] ---
    Give that back, Takao!
[01:35] ---
    Kenji Kazama!
[01:45] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[01:48] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[01:52] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[01:55] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[01:58] ---
    I never know why
[02:02] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[02:05] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[02:08] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[02:13] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[02:21] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[02:23] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[02:28] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[02:35] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[02:42] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[02:45] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[02:48] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[02:53] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[02:57] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[03:00] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright
[03:10] ---
    Congratulations on the Game Creation
    Club's immediate survival!
[03:14] ---
    Yay!
[03:16] ---
    Man, I'm glad we didn't lose our club.
[03:18] ---
    We're only here because
    Roka-senpai brought that guy.
[03:22] ---
    Uh, what was his name?
[03:25] ---
    Mr. Foot Fetish.
[03:26] ---
    Mr. Foot Fetish.
[03:27] ---
    Foot Fetish-senpai!
[03:30] ---
    How long does Kazama-san's suspension last?
[03:33] ---
    Beats me! Until sometime next week?
[03:37] ---
    He'll be back tomorrow.
[03:38] ---
    Eh?! That was short!
[03:39] ---
    But he peeped!
[03:40] ---
    I have a hard time getting any
    sleep with that loudmouth around...
[03:43] ---
    Ma'am, you're always asleep!
[03:47] ---
    But do you think he'll actually show up?
[03:50] ---
    Isn't he a delinquent from that one party?
[03:53] ---
    He doesn't look like the club type, you know?
[03:57] ---
    Well, as long as we've
    got his name on paper,
[03:59] ---
    our club is in the clear.
[04:00] ---
    I don't care if he ever comes.
[04:02] ---
    He'll come.
[04:04] ---
    I'm sure he'll come.
[04:08] ---
    "Curse You, Fake Game Creation Club!!"
[04:13] ---
    Are you all alone, too?
[04:16] ---
    "Suspension." Sounds frigging
    awesome, doesn't it?
[04:20] ---
    If only it weren't over something so lame...
[04:31] ---
    Who the hell are you?!
[04:32] ---
    He noticed us! What's the plan?
[04:35] ---
    I didn't make one!
[04:36] ---
    But you made those costumes in advance!
[04:39] ---
    A-Anyway, don't let him escape!
[04:41] ---
    Right!
[04:45] ---
    None of this makes a lick of
    sense, but gimme your best shot!
[04:50] ---
    Now you'll never be able to escape!
[04:54] ---
    So what now, President? What should we do?
[04:57] ---
    Uh, just a sec. I'm working
    on it right this second!
[05:00] ---
    Ugh, crap! I'm starting to feel nauseated.
[05:02] ---
    President!
[05:06] ---
    I feel sick!
[05:08] ---
    Want me to rub your back?
[05:09] ---
    Don't! That'll only make her barf more.
[05:12] ---
    I still haven't barfed!
[05:14] ---
    Who are you guys, anyway?
[05:16] ---
    We're... We're...!
[05:21] ---
    President, hang in there!
[05:22] ---
    Bastards, are you makin' fun of me?!
[05:26] ---
    You've got two choices: Reveal
    yourselves or get a butt kicking!
[05:30] ---
    W-We're...
[05:35] ---
    We're the Game Creation Club!
[05:37] ---
    The Game... Creation Club?
[05:42] ---
    The one I just joined?
[05:45] ---
    Don't lump us together with that fake club!
[05:47] ---
    What?! It's a fake club?
[05:48] ---
    Right! They're the fake Game Creation Club.
[05:51] ---
    We're the real Game Creation Club!
[05:53] ---
    Eh?! Then what the heck did I just join?!
[05:58] ---
    No wonder that club seemed
    so freakishly sketchy!
[06:00] ---
    Gosh darn it!
[06:02] ---
    Sakuragaoka, is he crying?
[06:05] ---
    He's crying, all right.
[06:06] ---
    President Takao, this is your chance!
[06:09] ---
    You're right, Inada!
[06:10] ---
    Please tell him, President Takao!
[06:13] ---
    Kenji Kazama, drop the fake
    club right this second!
[06:16] ---
    What?!
[06:17] ---
    If you do, the fake club will get
    shut down due to its lack of members!
[06:20] ---
    Shut down?
[06:22] ---
    That's why she was trying so hard...
[06:24] ---
    Why do you wanna destroy our club?
[06:25] ---
    Does it matter?
[06:27] ---
    For one thing, the fake club
    was supposed to get shut down!
[06:29] ---
    You're the one who had to butt in and join!
[06:32] ---
    It's not like I joined because I wanted to...
[06:33] ---
    Then drop the club!
[06:34] ---
    Why do I have to listen to you?!
[06:37] ---
    Sheesh! I've had enough of your crap.
[06:48] ---
    Hey!
[06:50] ---
    You punks!
[06:52] ---
    Y-You wouldn't raise your hand
    against a girl, would you?
[06:56] ---
    I believe in you. I-I believe
    you'll do the right thing...
[06:59] ---
    I don't care if she believes in me!
[07:02] ---
    But I can't punch a chick. Tch!
[07:05] ---
    I--Er, may I help you?
[07:09] ---
    Nah, but... are you really... a chick?
[07:13] ---
    You're so silly! Of course I'm a girl.
[07:15] ---
    Crap!
[07:17] ---
    At first glance, Sakuragaoka-kun
    may look like a beautiful girl,
[07:20] ---
    but he's actually just a beautiful boy!
[07:21] ---
    No, "just" doesn't belong in that sentence.
[07:24] ---
    That's what makes him hot! That's his appeal!
[07:26] ---
    But if his true identity as a beautiful
    boy--er, teen--came to light,
[07:29] ---
    this thug would bulldoze right through him!
[07:32] ---
    "Their formation is full of holes"
[07:34] ---
    I can see you're not
    convinced, in which case...
[07:38] ---
    Do you still think I'm a
    guy after seeing this?!
[07:41] ---
    What?! He was wearing a girl's
    school uniform under his robe?!
[07:46] ---
    Sakuragaoka-kun, would
    you mind putting this on?
[07:49] ---
    Ugh! Please stop asking me, Inada-san.
[07:52] ---
    I hate that crap more than anything.
[07:54] ---
    Sakuragaoka-kun was so quick
    to reveal himself in a dress!
[07:58] ---
    And not for me, but for this
    hick fresh from the country!
[08:03] ---
    It's unforgivable! But thank you!
[08:07] ---
    Yeah, you're definitely a chick. Sorry.
[08:13] ---
    I still haven't done anything, but
    they're dropping like flies...
[08:16] ---
    What's going on here?
[08:18] ---
    What is going on here?
[08:20] ---
    Yikes! You're not supposed to say that!
[08:24] ---
    I'm going home for real now!
[08:26] ---
    There was one left!
[08:28] ---
    Going by your build, you've gotta be a dude!
[08:31] ---
    We're in deep doo-doo again!
[08:33] ---
    Underneath his disguise,
[08:33] ---
    "Underneath"
[08:35] ---
    Yamada may look like a buff
    brute at first glance,
[08:37] ---
    but he's actually just a timid pacifist!
[08:39] ---
    Yet his face is intimidating!
[08:41] ---
    There is no way he could pass for a girl!
[08:43] ---
    "Their formation is truly full of holes"
[08:46] ---
    I-I...
[08:49] ---
    ...am a woman!
[08:51] ---
    Yamada tried his hardest!
[08:52] ---
    Like I'd buy that!
[08:54] ---
    Yamada!
[08:58] ---
    Later!
[08:59] ---
    How dare you do this to my club!
[09:02] ---
    Now that it has come to this,
    I'm going to avenge everyone!
[09:05] ---
    No, I really think you should
    give up on this vengeance thing.
[09:07] ---
    President, you should give up on that...
[09:10] ---
    See? Even one of your own
    is telling you to give up.
[09:13] ---
    True to my looks,
[09:14] ---
    my strength, skill, and speed stats are low.
[09:20] ---
    But I've got knowledge!
[09:23] ---
    How about I exercise my
    power over State power?!
[09:26] ---
    But that power doesn't belong to you!
[09:28] ---
    My lies versus your version of the truth...
[09:32] ---
    I wonder which they're
    more likely to believe.
[09:35] ---
    Well, Mr. Suspended?
[09:36] ---
    Hey, th-that's cheating!
[09:38] ---
    Between a delinquent and the busty president,
[09:41] ---
    it's obvious that they'd believe
    the president first and foremost.
[09:44] ---
    Huh?
[09:45] ---
    What a pity!
[09:47] ---
    If you had a boobs fetish
    instead of a foot fetish,
[09:49] ---
    the president could have defeated
    you with her seductive charms!
[09:53] ---
    Huh?!
[09:53] ---
    Stop right there! Why the hell do
    you think I have a foot fetish?!
[09:57] ---
    Isn't that what Ms. Ohsawa told us?
[09:59] ---
    Uh, yeah...
[10:01] ---
    If I had to describe him in a word
    or two, I guess "foot fetish" works.
[10:04] ---
    Got it!
[10:05] ---
    Damn that teacher!
[10:07] ---
    A foot fetish... Whoa!
[10:09] ---
    Do thighs turn you on? How about ankles?
[10:12] ---
    Do you wanna get stuffed up or
    bound in some black stockings?
[10:16] ---
    Hell no! Between feet and
    boobs, I'll take boobs!
[10:19] ---
    Why on earth did I just
    confess that like an idiot?
[10:23] ---
    In other words... you'd like to do
    "that" to the president's chest?
[10:27] ---
    Wha--?! What does "that" even mean?!
[10:29] ---
    You're putting words in my mouth!
[10:35] ---
    No! When I say, "No," I mean it!
[10:37] ---
    What're you going on about?
[10:38] ---
    Stay away from me, you pervert!
[10:41] ---
    You're the one reading into things!
[10:47] ---
    You actually called the cops, didn't you?!
[10:49] ---
    No! I'd never actually call them.
[10:52] ---
    Then what're they doing here?!
[10:53] ---
    Excuse me, but do you have a minute?
[10:54] ---
    Y-Yes, how may I help you?!
[10:57] ---
    We received a report that a group dressed
    in black was attacking a civilian.
[11:06] ---
    Is that the pervert dressed in black...?
[11:11] ---
    C-Come to think of it, there was a
    mighty brawl here just a minute ago!
[11:14] ---
    Right, Prez?
[11:15] ---
    Y-Yup! Some people in black were chasing
    after someone who looked like a civilian.
[11:20] ---
    Did they run upriver or downriver?
[11:24] ---
    That's so funny! I'm such an
    airhead! I can't seem to remember.
[11:27] ---
    I was so scared!
[11:32] ---
    Where do you fit in?
[11:34] ---
    We didn't have a thing to do with it.
[11:46] ---
    Curse you, member of the
    fake Game Creation Club!
[11:48] ---
    What?!
[11:50] ---
    We'll get you for this!
[11:52] ---
    Whoa--Hey!
[11:57] ---
    It's a fake club, huh?
[12:01] ---
    Let's go home...
[12:14] ---
    Well?! You don't stand a chance before me!
[12:19] ---
    But fear not! I shall let
    you join your companions!
[12:24] ---
    N-Not... on my... watch!
[12:30] ---
    Now, with this wave I shall crush you flat!
[12:34] ---
    Die! Die! Die!
[12:39] ---
    I don't think... I'll make it...
[12:44] ---
    But hope is not lost, for I still have you...
[12:48] ---
    Knowing that, I can die in peace...
[12:57] ---
    What the heck are you doing?!
[13:00] ---
    What sort of play is this?!
[13:02] ---
    That looks incredibly realistic!
[13:04] ---
    Aw, the floor's so cool! It feels heavenly.
[13:06] ---
    Do your job, Teach!
[13:08] ---
    Jeez! And here we were at such a great part.
[13:10] ---
    Doing what?!
[13:11] ---
    Playing "Heroes Enduring the Demon King's
    Secret Space Compression Ritual," duh!
[13:16] ---
    How was I supposed to know? Why are you
    actin' like everyone knows that game?
[13:18] ---
    And your role is Hero's Son A.
[13:22] ---
    When did you start including me in this?!
[13:24] ---
    There isn't a script! And I don't wanna play!
[13:32] ---
    We've been waiting for you.
[13:40] ---
    Now that Kazama-san is back,
    everyone in our club is present.
[13:45] ---
    As such, I'd like to discuss what
    we'll do for the FuF Festival.
[13:48] ---
    The FuF Festival?
[13:51] ---
    Fujou Academy Freedom Festival,
    or the FuF Festival for short.
[13:54] ---
    Oh, the culture festival!
[13:56] ---
    If we prove ourselves there...
[13:58] ---
    ...this club won't be going anywhere.
[14:00] ---
    Huh? Does this club actually do
    something during the culture festival?
[14:04] ---
    We're the Game Creation Club!
[14:04] ---
    "Culture Club"
[14:07] ---
    Oh, okay...
[14:10] ---
    Speaking of the Game Creation Club,
    I've been meaning to ask you--
[14:13] ---
    Don't get full of yourselves just
    because you got a new member!
[14:16] ---
    It's her!
[14:18] ---
    You're the weirdo from yesterday!
[14:20] ---
    You know Takao?
[14:22] ---
    Huh? Kinda. A lot happened...
[14:25] ---
    "A lot"? You did "a lot" to her melons...?
[14:28] ---
    Hell no! And is that a popular hand signal?!
[14:31] ---
    I see you haven't changed...
[14:35] ---
    What?
[14:38] ---
    Instead of making games, your fake
    club just sits around and snacks.
[14:42] ---
    I am going to shut you guys down soon!
[14:44] ---
    Yeah? How?
[14:47] ---
    I'm going to...
[14:51] ---
    She hasn't figured that out yet.
[14:53] ---
    Then we'll launch our attack first!
[14:55] ---
    Wait!
[14:57] ---
    Eat my earth attack! Actually, it's sand!
[15:00] ---
    My eyes! It went in my mouth!
[15:03] ---
    Eat my water attack!
[15:04] ---
    Drowning! I'm drowning on dry land!
[15:08] ---
    You sure had fun threatening us!
[15:08] ---
    Aren't you gonna participate?
[15:09] ---
    Stop it!
[15:10] ---
    Uh, no...
[15:12] ---
    Waterfalls attack!
[15:12] ---
    Hey, what type of monster do you take me for?
[15:13] ---
    No!
[15:15] ---
    Actually, I'm not entirely certain...
[15:19] ---
    Um, are you all right?
[15:23] ---
    Don't talk to me like
    you're my friend, traitor!
[15:29] ---
    What's your problem? Are
    you still mad at Roka?
[15:35] ---
    And here she's so adorable!
[15:37] ---
    Lookie!
[15:38] ---
    Stop it!
[15:42] ---
    I'm going to make sure this club
    gets shut down ASAP, stupid! Stupid!
[15:47] ---
    Please wait up!
[15:51] ---
    Why are there two different
    Game Creation Clubs?
[15:55] ---
    Well, some stuff happened...
[15:57] ---
    Did something happen between those two?
[16:00] ---
    Takao hates Roka for bringing her own
    club to the brink of destruction.
[16:05] ---
    She hates her...?
[16:07] ---
    Yeah. Back when she was a first
    year, Roka was a member of her club.
[16:12] ---
    Shibasaki-san, what is that?
[16:14] ---
    A bag. Would you like to wear it?
[16:19] ---
    Roka is, well, she can be a bit unique.
[16:23] ---
    Commoners typically fear
    those they don't understand.
[16:27] ---
    Next thing she knew, they were
    giving her the cold shoulder.
[16:30] ---
    When she picked up on their disgust,
[16:33] ---
    her "other side" slipped out, didn't it?
[16:33] ---
    "Darkness"
[16:36] ---
    Nope.
[16:37] ---
    I was so ticked that I
    decided to punish them.
[16:40] ---
    "Gyaaaaa!"
[16:41] ---
    The ground is suffocating me!
[16:43] ---
    It's cold!
[16:44] ---
    As a result, her club grew
    smaller and smaller...
[16:47] ---
    Roka felt responsible and
    wound up quitting herself.
[16:50] ---
    It's all your stinkin' fault!
[16:52] ---
    I'm fully aware of that.
[17:01] ---
    Roka?
[17:04] ---
    Would you like to make a new
    Game Creation Club with me?
[17:08] ---
    Yes!
[17:10] ---
    I'm trying to help my longtime
    best friend in my own right.
[17:16] ---
    So before something happens, go after her!
[17:19] ---
    Why should I go after her?!
[17:21] ---
    Well, I'd only make things worse.
[17:24] ---
    Sakura would...
[17:25] ---
    ...finish things in one minute!
[17:27] ---
    Scary!
[17:27] ---
    The teacher is...
[17:28] ---
    ...asleep!
[17:30] ---
    Dang, you don't leave me any other choice!
[17:37] ---
    So, it was all your fault, Chitose-senpai.
[17:41] ---
    In which case, why is Takao-senpai
    so angry at Roka-senpai?
[17:53] ---
    They're already at it!
[17:59] ---
    You've finally come to
    finish me off, haven't you?
[18:02] ---
    No, I...
[18:13] ---
    You came to give her that towel, didn't you?
[18:19] ---
    Apparently she wants to
    apologize, so could ya--
[18:23] ---
    Apologize?
[18:26] ---
    You want to apologize?
[18:27] ---
    Well...
[18:30] ---
    What's the point after
    waiting all this time?!
[18:33] ---
    You're so selfish!
[18:35] ---
    It's not like you did anything wrong,
    but you leapt at the chance to quit!
[18:39] ---
    If you feel bad enough to apologize...
[18:41] ---
    I wish you had stayed in the club with me!
[18:46] ---
    What's this all about?
[18:56] ---
    I'm with the Game Creation Club!
    We're currently recruiting!
[19:06] ---
    Roka!
[19:12] ---
    We have more club members now.
[19:14] ---
    We should be able to
    enter the tournament now.
[19:16] ---
    Is that right?
[19:18] ---
    Takao-san, knowing you, I'm sure
    you'll make an incredible game!
[19:20] ---
    Then--
[19:21] ---
    Chitose and I made a new club.
[19:25] ---
    I'm a club president now, too!
[19:28] ---
    You don't say...
[19:30] ---
    All right. Well, later!
[19:38] ---
    Your club is so ridiculous...
[19:41] ---
    Why don't you let it go?
[19:44] ---
    I made that club with Chitose.
[19:46] ---
    I cannot let it get shut down.
[19:49] ---
    So, what do you want to do?
[19:58] ---
    That's a given!
[20:01] ---
    Compete against my club in the
    upcoming culture festival!
[20:03] ---
    If my club wins, your fake club is finished!
[20:06] ---
    It will get absorbed into our club.
[20:09] ---
    "Absorbed"?
[20:13] ---
    This would be so much easier if she simply
    said she wants to be in the same club...
[20:17] ---
    She sure can be awkward.
[20:20] ---
    What should I say?
[20:21] ---
    Why're you askin' me?! This
    has nuttin' to do with me!
[20:24] ---
    Sure it does! You're a member of my club.
[20:32] ---
    I don't know what you wanna do, Prez,
[20:37] ---
    but won't this settle things
    one way or the other?
[20:40] ---
    I don't like brewin' over crap and
    getting nuttin' to show for it.
[20:44] ---
    You're right.
[20:46] ---
    I accept your challenge.
[20:48] ---
    I'm going with the intent to win.
[20:51] ---
    I see...
[20:54] ---
    Very well.
[21:03] ---
    That horse has left the barn, huh?
[21:04] ---
    Yeah. I can't see her anymore.
[21:06] ---
    No, that's not what I meant.
[21:10] ---
    I actually said it, didn't
    I? That we'd win...
[21:13] ---
    That you did!
[21:16] ---
    "Game Creation Club"
[21:19] ---
    We're competing in the culture festival?
[21:21] ---
    Sounds fun!
[21:23] ---
    It sounds like you've decided
    to take on another headache.
[21:25] ---
    Don't say that!
[21:27] ---
    If we lose, our Game Creation Club
    will get absorbed into theirs.
[21:31] ---
    What?! But then I won't get to sleep anymore!
[21:34] ---
    Are you attending our club
    meetings to catch some Z's?
[21:36] ---
    What if I am?
[21:38] ---
    Well, it'd stink if things
    dragged out like this forever.
[21:44] ---
    Long story short, we just have to win, right?
[21:46] ---
    Right.
[21:47] ---
    And since you said we're gonna win,
    we must have a decent shot at it.
[21:51] ---
    Have you decided what we're gonna do?
[21:53] ---
    Kinda...
[21:56] ---
    Take "Heroes Enduring the Demon King's
    Secret Space Compression Ritual" and...
[22:00] ---
    And?
[22:02] ---
    And...
[22:06] ---
    I'm still working on it.
[22:06] ---
    "Fujou Academy Freedom Festival"
[22:08] ---
    At this rate, we're gonna lose!
[22:22] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:24] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:27] ---
    I don't know anything about
[22:29] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!
[22:32] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:34] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:37] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[22:39] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[22:43] ---
    I made a new game.
[22:45] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[22:47] ---
    I've already played it...
[22:54] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[22:58] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[23:01] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up
[23:04] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:06] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[23:09] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[23:14] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:16] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:19] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!
[23:41] ---
    "How D-Frag's Manga was Born"
[23:42] ---
    Behind the Scenes Uranium!
[23:44] ---
    "Alive"
[23:46] ---
    "Romantic Man - Editor T!!"
[23:48] ---
    It's trash.
[23:49] ---
    "Pretty quick to give up
    on an idea: Manga Artist H"
[23:49] ---
    So it's no good, huh?
[23:51] ---
    The lame protagonist turns into the
    evil masked wrestler, Jaguar Potato,
[23:55] ---
    and earns money for the sake of the orphans!
[23:57] ---
    "Jaguar Potato"
[23:57] ---
    Where did I go wrong with
    this touching story?
[24:01] ---
    It failed the moment you turned
    the protagonist's name into a pun.
[24:03] ---
    And Alive generally requires
    female characters in the cast.
[24:06] ---
    Huh? But there is a girl!
[24:08] ---
    The owner of the underworld
    pro-wrestling world, Madam Mariko!
[24:11] ---
    She isn't hot!
[24:12] ---
    Let's try to come up with
    something hip and trendy.
[24:15] ---
    How about a story about making
    games? Isn't that hip?
[24:18] ---
    Huh? How is that hip and trendy?
[24:21] ---
    Sounds good!
[24:23] ---
    "Thus, the manga was made!"
[24:23] ---
    Thus, the manga was made!

3 - Fujou Academy Freedom Festival, AKA FuF Festival

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[00:36] ---
    "Fujou Academy's Game Creation Club (Legit)"
[00:37] ---
    This is Fujou Academy's Game Creation Club.
[00:39] ---
    They nearly got shut down last year,
[00:41] ---
    but the club's current president, Takao,
    rebuilt the club from the ground up.
[00:45] ---
    It was revived as the New Game Creation Club.
[00:49] ---
    Despite the club's short history,
[00:51] ---
    their incredible teamwork allowed
    them to excel in tournaments.
[00:56] ---
    These days, even other schools
    acknowledge their greatness.
[00:59] ---
    In other words, we can't win in a fair fight!
[01:03] ---
    Our victory rests on...
[01:06] ---
    ...how badly we sabotage their production!
[01:10] ---
    That's not an option!
[01:12] ---
    I know! I know!
[01:12] ---
    "Soaked"
[01:12] ---
    Let's get their computers sopping wet!
[01:15] ---
    Didn't I just say no?
[01:17] ---
    Better yet, we could pack it with dirt.
[01:17] ---
    "Box" "Pack it with dirt."
[01:19] ---
    You're freaking heartless!
[01:21] ---
    He's right. I can't allow you to do that.
[01:25] ---
    Your methods are too slow and unreliable.
[01:29] ---
    If I use this, it'll all be over in seconds.
[01:32] ---
    That's why you put your foot down?!
[01:34] ---
    And you're a teacher?!
[01:35] ---
    There's no going around it!
[01:35] ---
    "Calling UFOs Club"
[01:37] ---
    I'll have to use my fire!
[01:39] ---
    Aw, forget it! Please, just zip your lips.
[01:51] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[01:54] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[01:58] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[02:01] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[02:04] ---
    I never know why
[02:08] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[02:11] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[02:14] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[02:19] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[02:27] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[02:29] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[02:34] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[02:41] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[02:48] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[02:51] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[02:54] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[02:59] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[03:03] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[03:06] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright
[03:14] ---
    "Fujou Academy Freedom
    Festival, AKA FuF Festival"
[03:17] ---
    If you're the Game Creation Club,
[03:19] ---
    compete with your game-making
    skills like normal folk!
[03:21] ---
    Couldn't you whip something up?
[03:24] ---
    I'm confident in my stamina!
[03:26] ---
    I don't know how to make games.
[03:28] ---
    All I have is political power.
[03:30] ---
    What do you expect from a teacher?
[03:34] ---
    In other words, you lack
    any game-making knowhow.
[03:38] ---
    This club is screwed!
[03:40] ---
    How 'bout you?
[03:41] ---
    Aw, jeez! I'm sorry!
[03:43] ---
    Don't pout!
[03:45] ---
    I can beat Super Marilyn in an hour!
[03:48] ---
    You're just a gamer?! Refund my apology now!
[03:52] ---
    "Super Marilyn"
[03:52] ---
    Super Marilyn!
[03:54] ---
    This action game was sold in the 1980s.
[03:57] ---
    Not only was it the first game in the
    industry with a female protagonist,
[04:00] ---
    but she defeated her enemies
    with seduction attacks!
[04:03] ---
    With such unique and suggestive qualities,
[04:05] ---
    it was popular with adults and some children.
[04:07] ---
    Sequels are still getting
    released on a regular basis.
[04:10] ---
    I don't care!
[04:11] ---
    You sure we shouldn't declare
    defeat and let them absorb us?
[04:19] ---
    Meh. In any event, we need to
    find out what they're making.
[04:25] ---
    Fine, do whatever!
[04:27] ---
    That having been said, go spy for us.
[04:29] ---
    Here we go again!
[04:31] ---
    I'm sick of always doing the dirty work!
[04:35] ---
    Aren't my puppy eyes enough
    to convince you to go?
[04:39] ---
    Nope!
[04:40] ---
    Then whoever loses has to
    serve as our spy. Cool?
[04:40] ---
    "Super Marilyn"
[04:43] ---
    Humph! There's no way I'll lose!
[04:48] ---
    I never expected a chandelier
    to come crashing down on me...
[04:52] ---
    "Ultimately, he lost."
[04:52] ---
    So, why are you coming? You won!
[04:57] ---
    Got a problem with me tagging along?
[05:00] ---
    No, but after everything you said...
[05:03] ---
    Forget it.
[05:04] ---
    "The Real Game Creation Club"
[05:08] ---
    They love to make a point!
[05:10] ---
    "The Real Game Creation Club"
[05:11] ---
    Slide!
[05:13] ---
    Well? Can you see anything?
[05:14] ---
    Not a thing.
[05:16] ---
    Hey, you're making it hard for me to go in.
[05:19] ---
    On second thought, could you go back?
[05:20] ---
    Nope!
[05:21] ---
    Why not?!
[05:25] ---
    What are you doing here?
[05:27] ---
    J-Just visitin'?
[05:29] ---
    Why you--! You have some nerve,
[05:32] ---
    showing your faces here
    after all you've said!
[05:34] ---
    She has a point.
[05:36] ---
    Whatever.
[05:38] ---
    Why don't you come in? I'll
    show you what we've got.
[05:40] ---
    Are you sure?
[05:41] ---
    I don't mind.
[05:42] ---
    It's not like showing you will
    endanger our chances of victory.
[05:45] ---
    In that case...
[05:49] ---
    You're not invited!
[05:52] ---
    Hey, are you sure you
    want me to snoop around?
[05:57] ---
    You're... Yamada!
[06:02] ---
    Sorry 'bout what I did back there.
[06:04] ---
    Suddenly punchin' ya and all.
[06:05] ---
    No, I brought that on myself.
[06:08] ---
    I guess... you gave it a valiant effort.
[06:11] ---
    I appreciate that.
[06:12] ---
    Kenji Kazama! Why are you here?!
[06:14] ---
    Huh?
[06:18] ---
    I-I suppose I ought to thank you...
[06:20] ---
    Why?!
[06:21] ---
    Oh, Kazama-san.
[06:23] ---
    Huh? Say, weren't you a...
[06:26] ---
    Crap!
[06:28] ---
    Shoot! If he finds out that I
    tricked him, he's bound to hit me!
[06:32] ---
    It-It's nothing!
[06:35] ---
    Kenji Kazama, I'm glad you're here!
[06:37] ---
    W-W-W-Want some coffee?!
[06:39] ---
    We don't have any coffee, do we?
[06:41] ---
    We have something kind of like coffee!
[06:43] ---
    C'mon! Get over here already.
[06:46] ---
    'Kay!
[06:47] ---
    Wow! This is how you make games?
[06:50] ---
    So how's it work?
[06:51] ---
    It's simple. If you drag this over here,
[06:55] ---
    it will complete the song.
[06:55] ---
    That man will fall into our clutches.
[06:59] ---
    Just watch.
[07:01] ---
    So, next you'll want to click on that.
[07:01] ---
    If they keep it up, the
    president will lean over him.
[07:04] ---
    Right, right. That will link it together.
[07:05] ---
    Sooner or later, those plump boobs
    will hit the back of his head.
[07:07] ---
    Next, you'll want to...
[07:08] ---
    So far, she has won over... every man!
[07:10] ---
    "Oblivious"
[07:12] ---
    But do you think it will go that smoothly?
[07:15] ---
    What? What do you mean by that?
[07:17] ---
    Please observe what's happening.
[07:20] ---
    It can't be...!
[07:21] ---
    His hair is too spikey!
[07:24] ---
    It's making the president
    conscious of her boobs.
[07:26] ---
    She can't get near his head!
[07:29] ---
    You must be happy. You won't lose him.
[07:32] ---
    Er, huh?
[07:35] ---
    What is it?!
[07:43] ---
    Get out!
[07:46] ---
    Er, I'm sorry. I know that wasn't your fault.
[07:51] ---
    Hey, it's cool. You don't
    have to say anything.
[07:56] ---
    Why don't you join my club already?
[07:58] ---
    "Already"?
[07:59] ---
    This duel is a waste of time. The
    outcome is so obvious it hurts!
[08:03] ---
    If you join, maybe she'll
    stop being so oddly stubborn.
[08:08] ---
    Ya think?
[08:12] ---
    I'm trying to help my longtime
    best friend in my own right.
[08:14] ---
    It will get absorbed into our club.
[08:17] ---
    This is the... real me!
[08:20] ---
    I made that club with Chitose.
[08:23] ---
    On second thought, I think
    you should duke it out.
[08:26] ---
    I mean, isn't it more fun that way?
[08:32] ---
    Fine, we'll go through with it!
[08:34] ---
    Whoever gets the most
    visitors wins! Sound good?
[08:37] ---
    Yeah, bring it on!
[08:39] ---
    "The Real Game Creation Club"
[08:41] ---
    That may have sounded cool,
    but what are we gonna do?
[08:45] ---
    "Darkness Version"
[08:48] ---
    What're you doin'?
[08:51] ---
    Let's head on back! We've
    gotta prepare for battle!
[08:56] ---
    Wh-What is it?
[08:58] ---
    What is it?!
[08:59] ---
    It's nothing!
[09:01] ---
    "Game Creation Club"
[09:01] ---
    Welcome back!
[09:05] ---
    How'd it go?
[09:06] ---
    Looks like you're havin' a good time!
[09:09] ---
    Chitose wrote the scenario for
    this game and I created it.
[09:12] ---
    The Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game!
[09:14] ---
    That title's horrible!
[09:17] ---
    "It's Year X in the Golden
    Age of Space Travel."
[09:21] ---
    "Through alien interactions,
[09:24] ---
    Earthlings have become active
    in interplanetary trade.
[09:27] ---
    However, there is one item
    that they cannot obtain!"
[09:32] ---
    Wow!
[09:32] ---
    "Alien porn magazines are off limits!"
[09:35] ---
    "Some alien porn mags are
    rated for ages 200 and up,
[09:39] ---
    making them impossible for humans to obtain!"
[09:41] ---
    "But we wanna read them!"
[09:43] ---
    "That's why the Porn Magazine
    Delivery Service took to the scene.
[09:46] ---
    Braving danger, they are specialists
    at slipping through Space Customs."
[09:52] ---
    "This is a game about becoming
    one such erotic magazine hunter
[09:55] ---
    and carrying your contraband to the goal!"
[10:00] ---
    Between the sci-fi setting
    and the keywords "porn mag,"
[10:04] ---
    this revolutionary game will
    attract men from around the world!
[10:07] ---
    Sure, it's a game, but
    isn't it just a board game?
[10:10] ---
    It's my pride and joy!
[10:12] ---
    The story isn't appropriate
    for a school festival!
[10:17] ---
    I have an even more original idea!
[10:19] ---
    Let's keep this fair and square.
[10:21] ---
    So, did you manage to destroy their club?
[10:23] ---
    What?! Since when was I supposed to do that?!
[10:26] ---
    Read between the lines!
[10:28] ---
    We'd never stand a chance if we fought
    fair at this point in the game.
[10:30] ---
    You little--!
[10:31] ---
    But if push comes to shove,
    I can use my authority...
[10:34] ---
    No, you can't!
[10:44] ---
    Huh? Where's Kazama-san?
[10:47] ---
    He just left.
[10:49] ---
    S-Sakuragaoka-kun!
[11:05] ---
    Fujou Academy Freedom
    Festival, AKA FuF Festival.
[11:08] ---
    Every year, that festival
    is, how should I put it?
[11:11] ---
    It's a normal school festival that doesn't
    particularly stand out in any way.
[11:14] ---
    That just about sums it up!
[11:16] ---
    So why did you drag me to this
    ordinary school festival?
[11:20] ---
    "These are minor characters."
[11:21] ---
    Because I graduated from this school!
[11:25] ---
    Th-This is...!
[11:28] ---
    What powerful chi!
[11:29] ---
    Dad, is this really your
    typical school festival?
[11:32] ---
    I'm not sure!
[11:34] ---
    My son has finally gotten old
    enough to use the word "chi"!
[11:44] ---
    "These are minor characters."
[11:44] ---
    Dad, that's--!
[11:46] ---
    Yeah. Something big is going to happen
    during this year's FuF Festival!
[11:51] ---
    At last, this day has finally arrived!
[11:53] ---
    Honestly, I was expecting
    you to get in our way.
[11:56] ---
    I'm glad to see that you're going to
    face us fair and square this time.
[12:00] ---
    Actually, I tried to ... and...
    to deathstroy all your hard work,
[12:06] ---
    but everyone kept stopping me.
[12:08] ---
    What a pity!
[12:10] ---
    President, hang in there!
[12:13] ---
    I'm getting this strong urge
    to root for the other side...
[12:17] ---
    I'd like to confirm the rules.
[12:20] ---
    Victory is determined by whichever
    club gets the most visitors.
[12:24] ---
    If our club wins, we will absorb your club.
[12:29] ---
    What happens if your club wins?
[12:32] ---
    If our club wins, Takao's boobs
    will be sentenced to this!
[12:37] ---
    Huh?
[12:38] ---
    S-S-S-Sentenced to this?! Are you serious?!
[12:41] ---
    Th-Th-That's crazy!
[12:43] ---
    What?! What is it?!
[12:45] ---
    But very well. It's more exciting
    when the stakes are high.
[12:49] ---
    You gave the okay without consulting me?!
[12:51] ---
    It looks like you've got a pretty
    tough cookie in your club.
[12:56] ---
    Now then...
[12:57] ---
    Let the games begin!
[13:01] ---
    You've got it rough, huh?
[13:05] ---
    You pervert!
[13:07] ---
    Don't take it out on me!
[13:08] ---
    Wasn't that game fun?
[13:10] ---
    I see you're back again this year.
[13:10] ---
    "These are minor characters."
[13:12] ---
    Yeah. I can't wait to see what type
[13:14] ---
    of games they made this year.
[13:15] ---
    But I'm most excited about
    the glorious feeling
[13:18] ---
    of Takao-san's boobs hitting my
    head as she offers explanations.
[13:21] ---
    Is there a crew cut under that hat?
[13:21] ---
    "These are minor characters."
[13:24] ---
    Did you shave your head just
    to fully savor that sensation?
[13:27] ---
    How about you?
[13:29] ---
    I'm bald to begin with.
[13:30] ---
    "10 Minutes Per Person"
[13:33] ---
    Welcome! Hello.
[13:35] ---
    Huh?!
[13:37] ---
    Um, Takao-san, aren't you going
    to explain the games personally?
[13:40] ---
    Nope! Today my underclassman
    will handle the explanations.
[13:46] ---
    Wow, it's pretty crowded in here!
[13:49] ---
    What? Here to ridicule me?
[13:51] ---
    I'll click if you come in.
[13:52] ---
    I'll click ten times!
[13:53] ---
    Why ten times?
[13:55] ---
    Are you here to sabotage us?
[13:56] ---
    I wouldn't pull a stunt like that!
[13:59] ---
    I'm just here to check things out.
[14:01] ---
    Goodness! You've got some nerve
    to come here, Kenji Kazama!
[14:04] ---
    Yo! Dang, you look horrible in that.
[14:07] ---
    Shuddup!
[14:08] ---
    "Introduction to Games!!"
[14:09] ---
    Kazama-san!
[14:11] ---
    You're from the other day...
[14:13] ---
    Sorry about that...
[14:16] ---
    You look great in that!
[14:18] ---
    Uh, right... The Vice President
    insisted I wear this...
[14:22] ---
    Why are you always cryin'?
[14:24] ---
    It's to attract visitors; for the duel!
[14:24] ---
    "For personal reasons"
[14:27] ---
    Huh...?
[14:29] ---
    Oh, Kazama-san.
[14:31] ---
    Don't dress up!
[14:33] ---
    Well, look good and hard!
[14:36] ---
    This is the fruit of my Game
    Creation Club's hard work.
[14:39] ---
    Everyone is having fun
    playing the games we made.
[14:43] ---
    True 'nough.
[14:45] ---
    Feel like admitting defeat?
[14:47] ---
    From here out, we'll work
    together to build this club up.
[14:50] ---
    Well, I think it's a nice club.
[14:54] ---
    Now it's your turn to come see ours!
[14:59] ---
    Fine! I'll go check it out!
[15:01] ---
    It's clear that we've won!
[15:04] ---
    "Game Castle"
[15:08] ---
    It's huge!
[15:09] ---
    "Game Castle"
[15:09] ---
    Wh-What is that?!
[15:11] ---
    What do you mean?
[15:12] ---
    It's the school festival's #1 attraction!
[15:12] ---
    It's the Game Creation Club's attraction.
[15:15] ---
    Inside... well, we stuffed in as
    many analog games as we could!
[15:19] ---
    It was a feat!
[15:20] ---
    Th-These aren't games!
[15:23] ---
    Nope, they're games.
[15:23] ---
    "School Festival's #1 Attraction"
[15:25] ---
    We just didn't make them with computers.
[15:27] ---
    They pulled several all-nighters
    to make the decorations.
[15:31] ---
    Anything fun is a game!
[15:33] ---
    Or so she said.
[15:35] ---
    Although I totally get your pain...
[15:39] ---
    Even if she's right,
[15:41] ---
    there's no way you made that
    gaudy thing by yourselves!
[15:46] ---
    Out with it!
[15:48] ---
    Well, bluntly put, we pulled some strings.
[15:51] ---
    You what?!
[15:54] ---
    We rounded up the Student Council
    and some guys and made them help.
[15:58] ---
    You're horrible!
[15:59] ---
    Th-That's cheating!
[16:01] ---
    It isn't cheating.
[16:03] ---
    What's wrong with taking advantage
    of a club member's assets?
[16:05] ---
    "Game Castle - It's Free!"
[16:06] ---
    That getup is cheating!
[16:09] ---
    No, not necessarily...
[16:11] ---
    Look down at her feet.
[16:13] ---
    Wh-What in the...?!
[16:13] ---
    "Made the arrangements"
[16:15] ---
    I didn't lose to your sexiness!
[16:18] ---
    I lost to Earth's gravity!
[16:20] ---
    Well, this means we've won.
[16:24] ---
    Of course people would flock to this!
[16:26] ---
    I want a rematch.
[16:27] ---
    What?! Weren't you the one who wanted to
    compete over who got the most visitors?
[16:32] ---
    For argument's sake, let's say I allowed
    you to compete with analog games!
[16:35] ---
    None of these games are new--they
    lack any originality!
[16:37] ---
    Are all of the games you made
    overflowing with originality?!
[16:42] ---
    You bet! All of them were made from scratch.
[16:45] ---
    We made ours from scratch, too!
[16:48] ---
    Yeah, but...
[16:50] ---
    "But," what? Let's hear it!
[16:53] ---
    But...
[17:02] ---
    Don't cry.
[17:04] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:08] ---
    I seriously don't care who wins.
[17:12] ---
    But see, Roka said that she doesn't
    want to lose her current club.
[17:18] ---
    Sorry. I didn't mean to
    destroy your precious club.
[17:23] ---
    Back then, I acted in anger and didn't
    worry about the consequences...
[17:28] ---
    She can be a real pain in the butt!
[17:31] ---
    It was all my fault.
[17:35] ---
    From your point of view, this
    may be a ridiculous club,
[17:40] ---
    but Roka's finally found a
    place where she feels at home.
[17:43] ---
    Please don't take that from her.
[17:48] ---
    And where exactly is she?
[17:52] ---
    Oh, about that...
[17:56] ---
    "Play at Being the Demon King and Hero"
[17:58] ---
    Eh? Uh, what is that...?
[18:00] ---
    I don't know.
[18:01] ---
    You don't know?
[18:02] ---
    I don't know!
[18:06] ---
    I have something to tell you
    before I send you to hell!
[18:08] ---
    You see, I am actually your father!
[18:11] ---
    I-I can't believe you're my father,
    who I haven't seen for 15 years!
[18:18] ---
    Can you slay one of your parents?
[18:21] ---
    Your own father?!
[18:23] ---
    I'll do it!
[18:26] ---
    You didn't even hesitate for a second!
[18:29] ---
    Cut!
[18:30] ---
    That was brilliant!
[18:34] ---
    You earned a bunch of points
    for your father-son adlib.
[18:38] ---
    Thank you!
[18:39] ---
    What is this?! A game?! It's
    bursting with originality!
[18:43] ---
    Listen to this!
[18:45] ---
    Four people have already
    come to this game today!
[18:49] ---
    Glad to hear it.
[18:50] ---
    Four whole people came?
[18:50] ---
    Man, everyone put on really
    spectacular performances!
[18:56] ---
    Takao-san?
[18:57] ---
    This game looks fun.
[18:59] ---
    Really? I gave it my all!
[19:02] ---
    Roka, are you, um, having fun?
[19:06] ---
    Yep!
[19:10] ---
    I see...
[19:12] ---
    Then I guess it's over...
    We've lost this round!
[19:18] ---
    And I have to admit, you guys are a
    bit too much for my club to handle.
[19:25] ---
    Um...
[19:29] ---
    I'm the president of this
    club, so I can't join yours.
[19:34] ---
    But... I'd like to be your friend, Takao-san.
[19:40] ---
    As such...
[19:42] ---
    Takao-san, I don't mind if you join our club.
[19:49] ---
    Who do you think you are?!
[19:51] ---
    She ruined the moment!
[19:54] ---
    Jeez, you're hopeless!
[19:59] ---
    Senpai, you were great!
[20:03] ---
    Thanks.
[20:05] ---
    I guess that's one problem outta the way.
[20:07] ---
    Senpai, despite what you say,
    you're actually nice, aren't you?
[20:10] ---
    And here you're a delinquent!
[20:13] ---
    Off my back!
[20:30] ---
    Kazama-san, it looks like
    the folk dance has started.
[20:33] ---
    Aren't you going down to dance?
[20:35] ---
    Why do I have to participate in that?
[20:39] ---
    What did you think of the FuF Festival?
[20:42] ---
    Well, I guess it was fun.
[20:46] ---
    Kazama-san?
[20:47] ---
    What's up?
[20:50] ---
    Thank you!
[20:53] ---
    I'm glad that you joined my club.
[21:00] ---
    If you're gonna say somethin' mushy,
    take those off first! Seriously!
[21:05] ---
    Grown attached to 'em?
[21:07] ---
    Not really.
[21:08] ---
    Okay.
[21:11] ---
    We ultimately failed to get
    rid of that fake club, huh?
[21:14] ---
    Well, it looks like she's trying
    her best in her own right,
[21:17] ---
    so I guess it's okay.
[21:19] ---
    If that's how you feel...
[21:21] ---
    I'm fine with it as long as
    they change the club's name.
[21:28] ---
    What is it?
[21:30] ---
    The fake club!
[21:32] ---
    Sorry for all the trouble
    we caused the other day.
[21:34] ---
    Takao, you haven't forgotten, have you?
[21:37] ---
    This was a penalty game!
[21:40] ---
    B-But you apologized!
[21:42] ---
    That was that. Our club won the duel.
[21:46] ---
    So there you have it.
[21:47] ---
    What a time to abide by the rules!
[21:50] ---
    To think the day has finally come
    when I get to do "that" to Takao!
[22:00] ---
    Not "that"!
[22:02] ---
    Ah, she made a run for it!
[22:15] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:17] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:20] ---
    I don't know anything about
[22:22] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!
[22:25] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:27] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:30] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[22:32] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[22:36] ---
    I made a new game.
[22:38] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[22:40] ---
    I've already played it...
[22:47] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[22:51] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[22:54] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up
[22:57] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[22:59] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[23:02] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[23:07] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:09] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:12] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!
[23:34] ---
    "Legend of the Heroic Masochist, Ataru"
[23:35] ---
    Legend of the Heroic Masochist, Ataru.
[23:37] ---
    Absurd! You want to use
    the entire courtyard?!
[23:41] ---
    I can't let a single club
    take up that much space!
[23:44] ---
    Shut up and fill out the paperwork.
[23:48] ---
    I won't bend! You're always,
    always asking for the impossible!
[23:52] ---
    It wasn't me. He's the one who
    thought up this crazy plan.
[23:56] ---
    What?! Is that true, Kenji?!
[23:59] ---
    Yeah, it is.
[24:01] ---
    I see... Kenji is taking the
    culture festival seriously.
[24:06] ---
    Then it can't be helped!
[24:07] ---
    I'll do backflips if I must
    to help my best friend!
[24:11] ---
    Ataru, dude...
[24:16] ---
    You were pretty quick to give in this time.
[24:19] ---
    On second thought, I can't
    give in that easily!
[24:22] ---
    Ataru, dude...!
[24:23] ---
    "Legend of the Heroic
    Masochist, Ataru" "The End"

4 - They’re the Band of 14 Devils!!

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[00:38] ---
    "Now we're the Real Game Creation Club"
    "Celebrating Victory" "Won at the FuF Festival!!"
[00:54] ---
    Takao's Secret Slash Attack!
[00:57] ---
    What the heck...?
[00:59] ---
    "What is Takao's Secret Slash Attack?!!"
[01:00] ---
    What is Takao's Secret Slash Attack?!
[01:03] ---
    It converts the kinetic energy obtained
[01:03] ---
    "If only I had big boobs!"
[01:06] ---
    from hyper-bouncing boobs
    into offensive power,
[01:07] ---
    allowing one to smite her foe.
[01:09] ---
    This secret technique is passed
    down the famous Takao family line!
[01:12] ---
    "I want boobs! And make 'em massive!"
[01:12] ---
    But only those with monster
    melons can master this move.
[01:16] ---
    "You can't master the secret
    technique with that flat chest!!"
[01:16] ---
    Men and boobless women cannot
    master this rare move!
[01:19] ---
    "I'm sorry, Father!"
[01:22] ---
    I'm sure that's how the story goes!
[01:25] ---
    Grrr! Curse the Takao family
    and their perfect figures!
[01:28] ---
    Don't create a backstory for me!
[01:35] ---
    Uh, so then, I would like to begin the
    meeting to decide our official club title.
[01:41] ---
    Okay!
[01:43] ---
    All righty, everyone!
[01:44] ---
    Please write your suggestion on
    the whiteboard in front of you.
[01:49] ---
    "Game Creation Club Saturn" "Graaah!"
[01:51] ---
    What gives? Are you trying
    to make it sound like a game?
[01:56] ---
    What about Saturn sounds game-ish?
[01:58] ---
    Guess not. She's simply a dirt fanatic.
[02:01] ---
    Rejected due to sounding cool!
[02:03] ---
    You serious?
[02:04] ---
    Then I'm next!
[02:05] ---
    "Dolphin Game Creation Club"
[02:07] ---
    You did a good job mixing in
    your water type, but so what?
[02:11] ---
    The dolphin...
[02:13] ---
    It's drawing you in?!
[02:15] ---
    "Dengeki Game Creation Club Station"
[02:16] ---
    You randomly popped up just to show us that?!
[02:19] ---
    All of your suggestions are
    cute or cool, so they're out!
[02:22] ---
    I bet she's gonna reject everything...
[02:24] ---
    It looks like everything is
    riding on you, Kazama-san.
[02:28] ---
    Me?!
[02:29] ---
    Yes! I have high hopes for you.
[02:31] ---
    "Game Creation Club No. 2"
[02:34] ---
    That's so common...
[02:37] ---
    Damn it! Why? Mine is the most accurate!
[02:42] ---
    I think his is fine, personally.
[02:45] ---
    You're actually a nice gal, aren't ya?
[02:47] ---
    Uh, yeah...
[02:51] ---
    "Game Creation Club No. 2"
[02:51] ---
    To be honest, I actually
    thought this was pretty nice!
[02:55] ---
    That line came a little too late...
[02:58] ---
    I hate to say this after you've
    gotten so excited, but...
[03:02] ---
    The club's official name
    was determined ages ago.
[03:05] ---
    What?!
[03:06] ---
    Then why were you thinking up names with us?!
[03:10] ---
    I wanted to interact with
    you students a bit...
[03:12] ---
    You reflect poorly on all teachers!
[03:14] ---
    When you become an official club,
    isn't your name usually set in stone?
[03:18] ---
    Y-You have a point...
[03:21] ---
    So what's our official name?
[03:23] ---
    You're officially the "Game
    Creation Club (Provisional)."
[03:26] ---
    "Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
[03:29] ---
    "(Provisional)" is official?
[03:36] ---
    Hey, Provisional Club!
[03:37] ---
    "But runs in fear of a counterattack"
[03:38] ---
    Pirates of the Provisional Club!
[03:40] ---
    You little--! You're just a pair of boobs!
[03:44] ---
    Kazama-san, are you okay with this name?
[03:49] ---
    Well, I don't see why not. It suits you guys.
[03:56] ---
    Huh?! What's that supposed to mean?!
[03:58] ---
    Are you implying that we're
    the "Whatever Club"?!
[04:00] ---
    That's not what I'm gettin' at!
[04:03] ---
    But it's what I think.
[04:05] ---
    Say...
[04:07] ---
    Roka, um... I'm sorry I laughed.
[04:12] ---
    Takao-san.
[04:16] ---
    Kazama, you too.
[04:17] ---
    'K-kay...
[04:19] ---
    That's all!
[04:22] ---
    Well, it looks like she didn't mean
    anything by it. Isn't that great?
[04:27] ---
    Yay...
[04:29] ---
    Secret Move: Eye Jab of Darkness!
[04:32] ---
    What?!
[04:41] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[04:44] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[04:48] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[04:51] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[04:54] ---
    I never know why
[04:58] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[05:01] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[05:04] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[05:09] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[05:17] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[05:19] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[05:24] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[05:31] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[05:38] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[05:41] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[05:44] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[05:49] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[05:53] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[05:56] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright
[06:04] ---
    "They're the Band of 14 Devils!!"
[06:05] ---
    Ken-chan, you sure 'bout skipping
    out on that game club today?
[06:08] ---
    It's cool! I don't have to
    attend every single day.
[06:12] ---
    You seem to be enjoying
    yourself these days, Ken-chan.
[06:15] ---
    Yeah, right!
[06:20] ---
    Look sharp! They're delinquents.
[06:21] ---
    So are we.
[06:23] ---
    Oh, yeah.
[06:25] ---
    Hey, you're making it hard for
    other pedestrians to get by!
[06:31] ---
    They're the Band of 14 Devils!
[06:33] ---
    "Out for personal reasons"
[06:33] ---
    They're the Band of 14 Devils!
[06:35] ---
    A-Ataru?!
[06:36] ---
    Who're they?
[06:38] ---
    Out of all the infamous delinquents at
    Fujou Academy, they are feared the most!
[06:42] ---
    They are the Band of 14 Devils!
[06:42] ---
    "Band of 14 Devils"
[06:44] ---
    A band?!
[06:46] ---
    Does the gang use instruments as weapons?!
[06:49] ---
    No, they're a disruptive gang that
    hogs the rhythm games at arcades.
[06:53] ---
    Even students from other schools
    are issuing complaints.
[06:55] ---
    They're just hittin' the arcade!
[06:58] ---
    "Leader: Odawara"
[06:58] ---
    Huh? You gotta problem with us?
[07:02] ---
    "The Not Particularly Strange Myokaku"
[07:02] ---
    Oh, I know all about these guys!
[07:05] ---
    They're the hicks from that
    something-or-other group that just cropped up.
[07:08] ---
    He doesn't know squat!
[07:10] ---
    Then I'll just have to give you a lesson!
[07:12] ---
    You'll learn how terrifying
    the Band of 14 Devils is!
[07:16] ---
    "Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
[07:17] ---
    Searching for rare porn mags,
[07:19] ---
    this space adventure is meant
    for rough and wild space men!
[07:22] ---
    You need four people to play this game.
[07:25] ---
    That four player requirement
    is a nasty rule, huh?
[07:28] ---
    It leaves room for further improvement.
[07:31] ---
    One, two, three... four!
[07:34] ---
    There's no way I'll play that vulgar game!
[07:37] ---
    And what is the meaning of this, anyway?
[07:39] ---
    It-It's horrible!
[07:42] ---
    K-Kenji...
[07:44] ---
    The Band of 14 Devils kicked
    his butt and took off with him!
[07:49] ---
    And you thought nothing of saving yourself?
[07:52] ---
    Don't be silly! For one thing,
    I merely supply information.
[07:55] ---
    I have absolutely no intention
    of participating in a fight.
[07:57] ---
    I couldn't care less.
[07:59] ---
    A-At any rate, you need
    to hurry and save him!
[08:02] ---
    B-B-B-But! But if I did that, I'd injure
    Kazama-san's pride as a delinquent.
[08:08] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[08:12] ---
    Aren't you his club president?!
[08:14] ---
    You need to clean up his mess!
[08:19] ---
    Huh? He's a big boy; he can
    clean up after himself!
[08:22] ---
    I should think so!
[08:23] ---
    Shut up over there!
[08:27] ---
    So what are you going to do?
[08:28] ---
    P-P-Pee...
[08:30] ---
    Pee?
[08:32] ---
    The pee!
[08:34] ---
    What pee?
[08:35] ---
    That head butt and the pressure from
    your boobs compressed my bladder.
[08:40] ---
    In other words, I've gotta go pee--
[08:40] ---
    Go already!
[08:47] ---
    Uh, Chitose and Sakura,
    would you accompany me?
[08:54] ---
    Uhhh, I guess I don't mind.
[08:56] ---
    If that's an order!
[09:02] ---
    Well, we're heading on out.
[09:05] ---
    Let's hurry. I can't hold it much longer.
[09:08] ---
    Good grief. She's such a handful.
[09:12] ---
    You're leaving me like this?!
[09:15] ---
    Uh, Vice President, please untie me!
[09:20] ---
    "Grin!"
[09:21] ---
    You're grinning? Why are you grinning?!
[09:23] ---
    It's not like I wanted to get tied up!
[09:25] ---
    I'm not like you!
[09:28] ---
    Help! I'm gonna have an accident!
[09:39] ---
    So you're finally awake.
[09:41] ---
    You had some nerve, standing up to
    us when there were only three of you.
[09:45] ---
    We're the freaking Band of 14 Devils!
[09:48] ---
    "Band of 14 Devils!!"
[09:49] ---
    "Kazama kicked their butts
    | Out for personal reasons"
[09:51] ---
    Man! I thought they were a ragtag team,
    but they were surprisingly tough.
[09:56] ---
    We aren't your typical gamers!
[09:58] ---
    Lemme tell ya why!
[10:00] ---
    We workout our fingers and arms
    daily, all for rhythm gaming!
[10:04] ---
    And someday, we will conquer Fujou Academy!
[10:11] ---
    Leader, check this out! It's incredible!
[10:14] ---
    You jerk! Stay outta my bag!
[10:16] ---
    But I don't remember
    puttin' anything in it...
[10:18] ---
    Whoa! What is this?!
[10:20] ---
    What is it?!
[10:21] ---
    "The Scramble for Porn Mags in
    Space Game, VoL. 2" "4 Players"
[10:23] ---
    Th-The Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game?!
[10:27] ---
    How dare she stuff that in my bag?!
[10:42] ---
    I don't really remember why
    I became a delinquent...
[10:46] ---
    I'd thrash anyone who pissed me off.
[10:49] ---
    If someone tried to pick a
    fight, I'd let 'im have it.
[10:52] ---
    And this is where...
[10:54] ---
    ...it got me?
[10:55] ---
    I'm tellin' ya, we should go first!
[10:57] ---
    No! As your leader, I should go first!
[11:00] ---
    No, me!
[11:01] ---
    You awake, Ken-chan?
[11:04] ---
    Yokoshima! Where's Nagayama?
[11:06] ---
    Up.
[11:08] ---
    How come each of us is bound differently?!
[11:12] ---
    Damn it! The rope isn't about to budge.
[11:14] ---
    And here they're wide open!
[11:17] ---
    It's all thanks to that
    game of yours, Ken-chan.
[11:19] ---
    It isn't mine! She snuck it
    in my bag behind my back.
[11:24] ---
    Like I said, I'm first!
    I'm your freakin' leader!
[11:27] ---
    You're such a moron, Odawara! That
    doesn't mean squat right now!
[11:31] ---
    No honorific title? And here he
    was just calling me "Leader"?
[11:34] ---
    Besides, I think this is an example
    of when a good leader would step down.
[11:38] ---
    Fine! This is a four-player game!
[11:39] ---
    "4 Players Only!" Fine!
    This is a four-player game!
[11:41] ---
    So let's work that out after we
    break up into groups of four!
[11:44] ---
    He isn't stepping down?!
[11:47] ---
    But we like that suggestion!
[11:51] ---
    They fell for it! There are
    currently nine of us here.
[11:54] ---
    We can only make two teams.
[11:56] ---
    This is a surefire way to
    eradicate one of my competitors!
[11:58] ---
    And if my team comes out victorious...
[12:01] ---
    "Team B: Matsuhisa, Kaneko, Haijima, Kodama"
    "Team A: Takezawa, Orihara, Myokaku, Takasaki"
[12:03] ---
    "The Other Team"
[12:05] ---
    I'm the one who got left out?!
[12:09] ---
    Why the heck is he their leader?
[12:12] ---
    All righty! We'll settle
    this with a battle of wills!
[12:16] ---
    A battle of wills?
[12:17] ---
    Right. Which side proves that they
    want to play the game the most, wins!
[12:22] ---
    And for my wager...
[12:25] ---
    I'm putting down this
    picture of Funabori-san!
[12:27] ---
    You for real?!
[12:28] ---
    It's a picture of Funabori-san, who won the
    (unofficial) Miss Best Wife Material Pageant
[12:32] ---
    at this year's FuF Festival!
[12:35] ---
    Who...?
[12:36] ---
    It's even a photo of the domestic
    goddess slipping up in the kitchen!
[12:41] ---
    Talk about rare!
[12:43] ---
    You're bordering on freaky!
[12:46] ---
    But your conviction... isn't lost on me.
[12:49] ---
    Yet a part of me is saying,
    "Don't back down!"
[12:53] ---
    If you're gonna bet Miss Wife
    Funabori-san, then I'll put down...
[12:57] ---
    Here's my photo of Takao-san from the
    Game Creation Club down on the mats!
[13:02] ---
    A-A-A-A-Are you serious?!
[13:04] ---
    It's a picture of the Takao-san?!
[13:05] ---
    Just look at those puppies!
[13:06] ---
    Is she a goddess?
[13:07] ---
    Gimme!
[13:08] ---
    I guess she's famous...
[13:10] ---
    So, can any of you put down
    something that trumps this?!
[13:15] ---
    A-Amazing!
[13:17] ---
    What an incredible force of will!
[13:21] ---
    What is it, Ken-chan?
[13:23] ---
    Well, just now, I was
    wonderin' if she'd be happy
[13:27] ---
    if she saw how they're
    fightin' over her game.
[13:29] ---
    Who?
[13:30] ---
    Forget it. It's nothing...
[13:33] ---
    A-At this rate, I'll still be sitting on
    the sidelines when they reach a conclusion.
[13:38] ---
    I've gotta do something!
[13:40] ---
    Now that it's come to this...!
[13:42] ---
    Hey, guys! All eyes over here!
[13:44] ---
    I'm gonna team up with these punks.
[13:46] ---
    What?!
[13:47] ---
    C'mon! The real fight's just starting!
[13:49] ---
    He's way too desperate.
[13:51] ---
    You shouldn't be turning to us!
[13:53] ---
    I'm begging you!
[13:54] ---
    Don't beg!
[13:56] ---
    I'm not gonna play that game.
[13:57] ---
    Why not?! Wasn't it your
    porn mag game to begin with?
[14:00] ---
    I told you, it isn't mine!
[14:02] ---
    Let's have fun and play together!
[14:04] ---
    It's a bit late for that!
[14:06] ---
    If you're their leader, let's see you
    put a stop to this stupid dispute!
[14:11] ---
    Oh, okay...
[14:13] ---
    In that case, here's what I'll do...
[14:16] ---
    ...to this crap!
[14:22] ---
    Hey, Odawara! What's wrong with you?!
[14:24] ---
    Shut up! Everyone's fighting
    because of that piece of crap!
[14:28] ---
    I wanna play this game, too!
[14:31] ---
    But there's somethin' I want more...
[14:32] ---
    I just want all of us to get
    along with each other...!
[14:38] ---
    I'm sorry, Leader.
[14:40] ---
    To be honest, I didn't plan on
    playing that photo for real...
[14:44] ---
    And I'm sorry I stopped giving
    you any titles of respect.
[14:44] ---
    Leader! Leader! Leader! Leader!
[14:48] ---
    Guys!
[14:50] ---
    Thank God! Everything's back to normal.
[14:54] ---
    It sucks I couldn't play that
    game, but I'm truly hap--
[14:58] ---
    Leader! Leader!
[14:59] ---
    Did he snap the ropes with
    his own brute strength?!
[15:02] ---
    How dare you attack Leader?!
[15:04] ---
    I don't know why...
[15:08] ---
    I don't know why I did that either...
[15:09] ---
    Huh? What's he saying?
[15:11] ---
    He's annoying! Let's beat the heck outta him!
[15:13] ---
    It's like I totally lost my
    cool for a second there...
[15:17] ---
    Why don't we go ahead and bury him for now?
[15:19] ---
    That's a great idea!
[15:20] ---
    No, no! We should toss him into the pool!
[15:23] ---
    That's cruel!
[15:25] ---
    No, we should stuff him in
    a bag. It'll be pitch black.
[15:28] ---
    I see...
[15:31] ---
    Who the heck are you guys?!
[15:33] ---
    Who, huh?
[15:34] ---
    "Ultimately came"
[15:35] ---
    Just some girls who got lost
[15:36] ---
    on the way home after we left the restroom.
[15:38] ---
    That's the best you could come up with?
[15:42] ---
    What the heck?
[15:43] ---
    And isn't that the Student Body President?!
[15:44] ---
    T-Takao-san, I'm sorry!
[15:46] ---
    Why'd you apologize?
[15:48] ---
    Wh-What brought such big fish out here...?
[15:51] ---
    Was it you?! Did you bring them here?!
[15:54] ---
    This wasn't my doing!
[15:55] ---
    No, we're here for him.
[15:57] ---
    See?!
[15:58] ---
    You scumbag! It's not fair how
    four girls came to rescue you!
[16:02] ---
    There are fourteen of us, but not
    a single one of us has a girl!
[16:06] ---
    Whoa! I think you've got the wrong idea here!
[16:08] ---
    But dang, I'm totally blown away!
[16:11] ---
    Who knew the Prez was this twerp's woman?
[16:14] ---
    What?!
[16:15] ---
    Huh? S-Sorry!
[16:17] ---
    Th-Then are you his girl?
[16:22] ---
    I'm not sure what that means...
[16:23] ---
    Th-Then how about you?
[16:26] ---
    That's right! It isn't an
    overstatement when I say
[16:29] ---
    that Kazama-san and I are bound by
    an inseverable bond that runs deep.
[16:34] ---
    For some reason... that rings false.
[16:36] ---
    Th-Th-Then d-does that m-mean
    he's d-dating T-Takao-san...?
[16:41] ---
    Huh? What? There isn't anything
    going on between the two of us.
[16:45] ---
    It can't be true!
[16:46] ---
    Sounds awfully fishy!
[16:47] ---
    I said we aren't like that!
[16:50] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[16:53] ---
    Huh? Then what are you to him?
[16:56] ---
    We're...
[16:58] ---
    ...his friends in the Game Creation Club!
[17:00] ---
    What?!
[17:02] ---
    Now let's get this over with nice and quick!
[17:05] ---
    I've been getting complaints
    from the arcades.
[17:07] ---
    Those girls are itching for a fight!
[17:10] ---
    But this is a golden opportunity!
[17:12] ---
    What?!
[17:13] ---
    It's our chance to defeat the President
    and reign supreme at Fujou Academy!
[17:17] ---
    The heck?! You're itching for a fight, too?
[17:19] ---
    B-But they're a bunch of girls!
[17:22] ---
    You're such a moron, Cockscomb!
[17:24] ---
    Cocks--?!
[17:25] ---
    If you wanna rule, you've
    gotta harden your heart!
[17:29] ---
    We want this badly enough we're
    willing to do that! We wanna rule!
[17:33] ---
    To rule...
[17:38] ---
    D-Damn it!
[17:40] ---
    This is it! I always get
    game over on this song.
[17:45] ---
    I knew it! I won't make it in time!
[17:47] ---
    "Odawara"
[17:53] ---
    I'll lend ya a hand!
[17:54] ---
    Komagawa!
[17:56] ---
    But isn't that cheating?
[17:57] ---
    Does it matter? Playin' together
    is an art in and of itself.
[18:01] ---
    Although I bet this'll be a
    piece of cake for the two of us.
[18:04] ---
    If everyone in our team
    worked together like this,
[18:08] ---
    conquering the school might
    be a breeze! Just saying!
[18:11] ---
    "Injured due to battle"
[18:14] ---
    I wanna conquer the whole
    school... Just saying!
[18:20] ---
    We're gonna conquer the school!
[18:22] ---
    Yeah!
[18:23] ---
    That's the spirit!
[18:24] ---
    Let's go!
[18:26] ---
    "Band of 14 Devils vs. Girls Who Got Lost
    on the Way Home after Leaving the Restroom"
[18:27] ---
    Don't randomly start fighting!
[18:30] ---
    Damn it! Kodama's already down!
[18:32] ---
    But he's a small fry we only keep
    around to maintain the number 14!
[18:35] ---
    The two of us have killer teamwork!
[18:38] ---
    Eat our Ultimate Twin Dragon Attack!
[18:41] ---
    Dra! Dra! Dra! Dra! Dra! Dra!
[18:44] ---
    That "Dra, Dra" thing is really annoying!
[18:49] ---
    I think I'll call mine...
[18:50] ---
    "No Matter Where You Go, It's a Dra!"
[18:52] ---
    That's a door!
[18:54] ---
    No matter where you go!
[18:55] ---
    "German Village, Tokyo - Kujukuri Beach"
[18:56] ---
    My image of the world is small!
[19:01] ---
    You're good! But what does that
    water have to do with your attacks?
[19:06] ---
    Oh, this?
[19:07] ---
    I don't like touching people unless
    I've taken a liking to them.
[19:11] ---
    So it's meant to cleanse and coat my hand.
[19:15] ---
    Ouch! She sure is cruel.
[19:19] ---
    Hurry and untie me!
[19:20] ---
    I'm working on it!
[19:21] ---
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[19:24] ---
    Really! This is what you
    get for being a delinquent.
[19:27] ---
    Shut it!
[19:28] ---
    Hey, thank you. You were a lifesaver.
[19:31] ---
    Y-You owe me one!
[19:33] ---
    Yeah! I'll pay ya back whenever you like.
[19:42] ---
    Let's tie down the weakest looking twit here!
[19:44] ---
    Take this! The two of us--
[19:54] ---
    Eh?! Um, w-wait just a sec...
[19:57] ---
    Hey!
[19:58] ---
    Wait! Notice how he's completely
    lost the will to fight?
[20:02] ---
    I said to hold up!
[20:04] ---
    This fight is over!
[20:07] ---
    Huh? Kazama-san?
[20:09] ---
    I swear, you get lost in your own
    world when you get serious. Sheesh!
[20:12] ---
    Ah, you! It can't be!
[20:16] ---
    The way you defeat your foes in one blow
    with that bag attack... I'm sure it's you!
[20:21] ---
    You're the girl of legend
    who ended the battle between
[20:24] ---
    the current Student Body President
    and the one before her!
[20:29] ---
    "Ultimate Darkness"
[20:29] ---
    Roka Shibasaki is said to
    be the underground boss!
[20:35] ---
    Uh, what did he just say?
[20:38] ---
    She's the school's underground boss?!
[20:40] ---
    In other words, she's the most
    powerful person at school...
[20:44] ---
    To think that she's the pinnacle
    of what I'm aiming for...
[20:48] ---
    This is so wrong...
[20:50] ---
    Kazama-san, I don't care about being
    the underground boss or anything!
[20:55] ---
    She's wide open! If I defeat the
    underground boss here and now...
[20:59] ---
    I'll become Number One!
[21:06] ---
    Kazama-san!
[21:14] ---
    You bastard!
[21:16] ---
    Don't you dare raise a
    hand against my president!
[21:24] ---
    Th-Thank you.
[21:26] ---
    That's what I should be saying to you.
[21:29] ---
    I owe ya one!
[21:31] ---
    It's the president's duty
    to rescue her club members.
[21:34] ---
    O-Okay...
[21:43] ---
    Well, I'd say that takes care of that.
[21:45] ---
    "The Scramble for Porn Mags
    in Space Game, VoL. 3"
[21:46] ---
    So let's play a game together!
[21:49] ---
    Why is there a volume three?!
[21:52] ---
    Games evolve every day!
[21:54] ---
    What the hell?! Return my rage!
[21:57] ---
    Oh? Did you get upset over something?
[21:59] ---
    Shut up!
[22:01] ---
    Ken-chan, hang in there! Your
    trials have just begun... I think.
[22:18] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:20] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:23] ---
    I don't know anything about
[22:25] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!
[22:28] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:30] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:33] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[22:35] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[22:39] ---
    I made a new game.
[22:41] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[22:43] ---
    I've already played it...
[22:50] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[22:54] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[22:57] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up
[22:59] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:02] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[23:04] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[23:09] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:12] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:15] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!
[23:37] ---
    Da-da-dan! Legend of the
    Heroic Masochist, Ataru!
[23:43] ---
    As a teacher, I'm afraid I
    can't let this one slide.
[23:47] ---
    You've got it wrong! And
    what's with that stun gun?!
[23:50] ---
    You've left me with no choice.
[23:52] ---
    You just had to step beyond what
    was acceptable in my clubroom.
[23:58] ---
    That stun gun goes way beyond
    what I consider acceptable!
[24:02] ---
    Vice President, please say something!
[24:05] ---
    A jolt from that could do major damage.
[24:09] ---
    But I cannot change the fact that my
    body is aching to get zapped by it!
[24:13] ---
    What?!
[24:15] ---
    Screw it! I'll be a man and
    take what I've got coming!
[24:17] ---
    Here I go!
[24:18] ---
    You're charging?!
[24:19] ---
    There he goes...
[24:21] ---
    "After Ataru got taken down, Takao
    worked to clear the misunderstanding."
[24:23] ---
    "Legend of the Heroic
    Masochist, Ataru" "The End"
[24:23] ---
    Ended up feeling that one!

5 - What?! Your Little Sister Makes Your Lunches?!

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[00:44] ---
    Curse the Pervy Melonians!
    They keep hounding me!
[00:47] ---
    Do people normally chase ya across
    space over a paltry 5,000 porn mags?
[00:51] ---
    Are they bored? Got nothing better to do?
[00:57] ---
    Danger, Boss!
[00:59] ---
    So this is where my luck runs dry, huh?
[01:08] ---
    That cargo vessel belongs
    to fellow coworker Mr. Kids!
[01:11] ---
    But why is he saving me?!
[01:14] ---
    Because it'd stink if I lost a
    rival at this point in the game!
[01:17] ---
    Mr. Kids, you...
[01:21] ---
    I'm sorry. I swear I'll
    pay you back someday...
[01:25] ---
    Like right now. Fork over all of
    the porn mags you just nabbed.
[01:27] ---
    Wow! Right this second?
[01:32] ---
    It's survival of the fittest, ya know?
[01:37] ---
    In short,
[01:38] ---
    this game allows you to steal other
    players' cards, as you just saw.
[01:38] ---
    "Character: Mr. Kids |
    Porn Mags: 48,000 Vol."
[01:42] ---
    You can't send your opponent back to Start
[01:42] ---
    "Character: Joe | Porn Mags: 25,000 Vol."
[01:45] ---
    if you do, but it's a quick way
    to strengthen your own hand.
[01:48] ---
    In other words,
[01:48] ---
    "Character: Master | Porn Mags: 58,000 Vol."
[01:49] ---
    it's a tide-turning move meant
[01:51] ---
    to bury the gap between you and first.
[01:54] ---
    Did you get all of that, Kazama-san?
[01:56] ---
    Do you follow, punk?
[01:59] ---
    Uh, no. Not at all.
[02:10] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[02:13] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[02:17] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[02:20] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[02:23] ---
    I never know why
[02:27] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[02:30] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[02:33] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[02:38] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[02:46] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[02:48] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[02:53] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[03:00] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[03:07] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[03:10] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[03:13] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[03:18] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[03:22] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[03:25] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright
[03:33] ---
    "What?! Your Little Sister
    Makes Your Lunches?!"
[03:34] ---
    Fight on!
[03:34] ---
    Fight on!
[03:35] ---
    Fight on!
[03:36] ---
    Are you serious about playing with us?
[03:39] ---
    You're the one who wanted to repay
    us for saving you from the Devils!
[03:43] ---
    So we said you could join us in The
    Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game!
[03:46] ---
    How dare you snub it?!
[03:48] ---
    This game is just too much! C'mon!
[03:52] ---
    I produced this game!
[03:52] ---
    "Magical Village?!"
[03:54] ---
    And you've got the nerve to
    say you don't wanna play?
[03:57] ---
    Aw, and here I thought you were the
    honor-bound type, Mr. Foot Fetish.
[04:02] ---
    Don't give me some weird elemental type!
[04:05] ---
    This club is as noisy as always.
[04:07] ---
    Could you pipe down a bit?
[04:09] ---
    What're you doin' here?
[04:12] ---
    I had time to kill since my
    club isn't meeting today.
[04:14] ---
    And I need to make sure you act as a club.
[04:18] ---
    Who died and made you queen?
[04:20] ---
    Aw, you must not have many friends.
[04:23] ---
    All of your clubmates are underclassmen!
[04:25] ---
    Mind your own business!
[04:26] ---
    Now, now!
[04:28] ---
    In short, Takao-san, you want to
    play this game with us, right?
[04:32] ---
    Not in your dreams.
[04:36] ---
    Kazama-san, please do whatever it
    takes to make Takao-san join us!
[04:41] ---
    Why me?!
[04:43] ---
    But just a sec! If I remember
    right, this is a four-player game.
[04:48] ---
    If I drag her in, we'll
    be up to five players.
[04:51] ---
    In other words, we'll be
    one person over the limit!
[04:55] ---
    Now I'm thinking on the
[04:56] ---
    same level as that guy from
    the Band of 14 Devils...
[04:56] ---
    "That guy"
[04:59] ---
    Hey!
[04:59] ---
    Wh-What is it?
[05:01] ---
    Doncha like games?
[05:02] ---
    Huh? Not games like that!
[05:06] ---
    Cut it some slack! Please play on my behalf.
[05:09] ---
    You seriously expect me to play that thing?
[05:10] ---
    Don't be so harsh! Please!
[05:12] ---
    Think of it as saving me.
[05:16] ---
    But I just recently saved you
    from the Band of 14 Devils!
[05:19] ---
    Oh, crud! And I appreciate that.
[05:22] ---
    But we're talkin' apples and oranges here!
[05:26] ---
    And here I pushed myself
    so hard back there...
[05:33] ---
    Then between the two favors, I owe ya big!
[05:36] ---
    I'll do anything you say!
    So just this once, please!
[05:38] ---
    Senpai's getting desperate.
[05:41] ---
    He'll do anything I say...?
[05:43] ---
    Guess there's no convincin' her...
[05:45] ---
    Fine.
[05:47] ---
    Eh? Huh? You sure?
[05:49] ---
    Uh-huh...
[05:51] ---
    For real?
[05:52] ---
    Uh-huh...
[05:53] ---
    But my favors come at a high price.
[05:55] ---
    I don't care!
[05:56] ---
    You did it, Kazama*-san*!
[05:58] ---
    Yeah!
[05:58] ---
    Now all five of us can play together.
[06:01] ---
    Yeah!
[06:05] ---
    Why?!
[06:07] ---
    I thought this was four player!
[06:09] ---
    I told you games evolve on a daily basis!
[06:12] ---
    That evolution wasn't necessary!
[06:19] ---
    It's too late to go back on our deal!
[06:26] ---
    "Raru Puyo! Quest II"
[06:27] ---
    I'll be a man and hurry you through
    this thing to make you feel better!
[06:30] ---
    After dragging her into it,
    you have no right to say that.
[06:33] ---
    C'mon!
[06:34] ---
    Then please select your player characters.
[06:37] ---
    I'll take whatever you've got.
[06:39] ---
    Same here.
[06:40] ---
    These are the only two left.
[06:42] ---
    "Gaindhi"
[06:43] ---
    All worldly things are transient.
[06:44] ---
    "Pervender"
[06:44] ---
    I'm not perverted! I'm horny!
[06:48] ---
    I'm Gaindhi!
[06:49] ---
    Says who?! I claim Gaindhi!
[06:52] ---
    Our new character isn't too popular, huh?
[06:54] ---
    And here that's our only alien
    character, making him pretty rare.
[06:57] ---
    "Joe"
[07:01] ---
    Let's throw my Joe in the mix
[07:04] ---
    and play Rock, Paper, Scissors
    to decide who plays who.
[07:07] ---
    But... you were so attached
    to your Joe character...
[07:11] ---
    It's okay. I'm just happy to play
    the game I made with everyone.
[07:16] ---
    Roka...!
[07:17] ---
    President!
[07:18] ---
    Then fork over the card without
    the Rock, Paper, Scissors hitch.
[07:21] ---
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[07:26] ---
    Don't you have to win three times?
[07:28] ---
    Hey! My president's screwin' us over.
[07:30] ---
    I made a compromise myself, so I
    expect you two to approve my rules.
[07:35] ---
    Gosh darn it! I so don't wanna lose to her!
[07:38] ---
    Agreed.
[07:40] ---
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[07:42] ---
    I won!
[07:43] ---
    Damn it!
[07:46] ---
    Soon Gaindhi will be mine!
[07:48] ---
    Tch! Not my Gaindhi!
[07:50] ---
    Wait, not so fast. Wouldn't
    that leave me with Joe?
[07:54] ---
    Why are you assuming that I'm going to lose?
[07:57] ---
    Because all you ever throw out is "Rock."
[07:59] ---
    All right! I'll win this next round!
[08:02] ---
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[08:04] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[08:06] ---
    According to the Game Creation
    Club's rules, it means "Time Out."
[08:09] ---
    It allows me to freeze
    the game for two minutes.
[08:11] ---
    How's a time out gonna help you?!
[08:14] ---
    You just don't get it.
[08:15] ---
    Getting a time out at this point
    in the game is truly terrifying!
[08:19] ---
    Over the course of two minutes,
[08:20] ---
    she could easily wear down
    your spirit and willpower!
[08:23] ---
    This is sounding less and less
    like Rock, Paper, Scissors...
[08:27] ---
    The fateful two minutes have already begun.
[08:30] ---
    Intimidation Level 1: Browbeating Swan!
[08:33] ---
    Swan!
[08:35] ---
    Moron! Like you can intimidate
    me with somethin' like--
[08:37] ---
    Swan Tooth!
[08:38] ---
    That's a direct attack!
[08:41] ---
    Hiya! Hiya! Takao*-san,* take this!
[08:44] ---
    Don't poke my boobs.
[08:45] ---
    This will make you two
    gradually grow insecure!
[08:49] ---
    But it won't make your
    boobs grow any smaller!
[08:52] ---
    Lame pun!
[08:53] ---
    "Two minutes later"
[08:54] ---
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[08:58] ---
    Oh, no! You've already mastered
    the ability to call time out?!
[09:03] ---
    Well, it was easy enough to master.
[09:06] ---
    Now you're going to do
    all sorts of things to me
[09:08] ---
    to upset my state of mind,
    aren't you, Kazama-san?
[09:13] ---
    Aren't you a bit too unnerved by this?
[09:16] ---
    Time out!
[09:17] ---
    You're using it on me?
[09:19] ---
    What's your favorite food?
[09:20] ---
    That's a psychological attack?
[09:22] ---
    What are your hobbies?
[09:23] ---
    How do you spend your days off?
[09:25] ---
    Why're you askin' me all this?
[09:26] ---
    What was your childhood dream?
    Share some childhood memories!
[09:29] ---
    Forget that!
[09:30] ---
    Come on! Out with it already!
[09:32] ---
    If you wanna know, take
    back that favor I owe ya!
[09:34] ---
    These are questions you
    can answer on the house!
[09:35] ---
    My info doesn't run that cheap!
[09:37] ---
    Now, now! Guys, you'll never
    get anywhere at this rate.
[09:41] ---
    No, this'll probably be over
    when you lose in a minute.
[09:45] ---
    I-I never dreamed that I
    commanded such little respect
[09:48] ---
    as the president of the
    Game Creation Club...!
[09:50] ---
    Game Creation Club (Provisional), you mean.
[09:52] ---
    "(Provisional)"
[09:54] ---
    Very well! I shall bring this
    game to an end in the next round!
[09:58] ---
    That's impossible according to our rules!
[10:01] ---
    Here I go!
[10:02] ---
    Rock!
[10:03] ---
    Paper!
[10:04] ---
    Scissors!
[10:06] ---
    What now?!
[10:08] ---
    Club rule... It gets
    carried over to next time.
[10:12] ---
    Having said that, it's getting late,
    so let's call it a wrap for today.
[10:22] ---
    Hey, Chitose. Please add a new
    character before the next meeting.
[10:26] ---
    Make it a human type.
[10:28] ---
    Okay!
[10:29] ---
    This president plays dirty!
[10:31] ---
    But by using these rules
    in subsequent meetings,
[10:35] ---
    Kazama and the others still
    haven't played this game...
[10:56] ---
    I'm starving...
[10:57] ---
    Hey, did you hear?
[10:59] ---
    Rumor has it Kazama and his party
    defeated the Band of 14 Devils.
[11:02] ---
    F-For real?! They took down
    the Band of 14 Devils?!
[11:06] ---
    Awesome!
[11:08] ---
    Sounds like our renown went up a
    notch thanks to our previous fight.
[11:13] ---
    No wonder Kazama-kun and his party are
    the Student Body President's lackeys.
[11:17] ---
    Like hell we are, you jerks!
[11:20] ---
    K-K-K-Kazama-kun, I'm sorry!
[11:22] ---
    Now you'd better listen
    carefully! Those girls are--
[11:26] ---
    Kazama*-san*, let's eat lunch together!
[11:29] ---
    Gah, it's them again!
[11:32] ---
    It can't be...!
[11:34] ---
    Student Body President Karasuyama-sama!
[11:37] ---
    She earned a "-sama"?!
[11:39] ---
    And that's the school's underground
    boss, Roka Shibasaki-san!
[11:42] ---
    But she's so tiny!
[11:44] ---
    For being an "underground" boss,
    everyone sure knows about you!
[11:49] ---
    You're intimidating them?!
[11:50] ---
    Yay!
[11:52] ---
    And it's working?!
[11:54] ---
    She instills such fear!
    Sh-She's the real deal!
[11:56] ---
    He acknowledged her as great!
[11:58] ---
    Come on! Let's eat!
[12:00] ---
    What are you doing here?
[12:03] ---
    Roka saw your left hand and insisted...
[12:05] ---
    Huh? My left hand?
[12:07] ---
    Right. Kazama-san, I doubt
    you can hold chopsticks
[12:12] ---
    because of the injury you
    received in your recent fight.
[12:14] ---
    So I came under the hopes that
    I could offer you help eating.
[12:20] ---
    Come on, now!
[12:21] ---
    Don't be shy! Sit, sit! I'll serve you!
[12:21] ---
    I-I could have played that card...
[12:25] ---
    What card...?
[12:26] ---
    Oh, this? It's all better.
[12:29] ---
    Besides, I'm right handed.
[12:37] ---
    So, why don't we have lunch now?
[12:39] ---
    You aren't gonna leave?!
[12:40] ---
    Why don't you give up and sit down?
[12:42] ---
    You heard her, Kazama*-san.
[12:44] ---
    Shuddup! Why do I have to eat at my
    desk huddled up next to you guys?!
[12:48] ---
    Later!
[12:49] ---
    No!
[12:50] ---
    Kazama-san, you think nothing
    of bringing lunch from home?
[12:52] ---
    Even though you're a delinquent?
[12:54] ---
    This is...
[12:55] ---
    Roka, I know all about that!
[12:58] ---
    What?!
[12:58] ---
    He always has his little
    sister make lunch for him!
[13:03] ---
    His little sister?!
[13:05] ---
    What?! Your sister makes lunch for you?!
[13:07] ---
    You're falling short as
    a delinquent, Kazama-kun!
[13:09] ---
    Don't take it out on me! My
    sister says it's uneconomical
[13:12] ---
    to only make one every
    morning and forces it on me!
[13:13] ---
    I-I have to confirm the
    contents with my own two eyes!
[13:17] ---
    Punk! Whadda you think you're doing?!
[13:23] ---
    Thank goodness! It's a normal bento.
[13:26] ---
    Seriously! It'd be freaky if there
    were heart-shaped dishes in it.
[13:29] ---
    I guess this is just barely within
    the range of acceptable, huh?
[13:33] ---
    You love giving me a hard time, don't you?
[13:35] ---
    Damn it! And here I didn't want
    anyone to find out about this.
[13:38] ---
    I already know which first
    year class your sister is in!
[13:42] ---
    Wha--?!
[13:43] ---
    But don't you worry. This notebook
    also contains dirt on other students!
[13:47] ---
    That doesn't make me feel better!
[13:50] ---
    And that has Ataru Kawahara's name on it!
[13:50] ---
    "Secret" "Class F - Ataru Kawahara"
[13:53] ---
    Everything I own is mine! Everything
    I want of his is also mine!
[13:58] ---
    That sounds familiar!
[13:59] ---
    This is pretty good!
[14:01] ---
    Don't eat it!
[14:02] ---
    It's good! Please give your sister to me!
[14:05] ---
    No, lemme have her!
[14:06] ---
    No, me!
[14:06] ---
    You guys are crossing
    the line right and left!
[14:08] ---
    Don't worry! I'll share my bento with you!
[14:12] ---
    Hand it over already!
[14:13] ---
    I'm not gonna have time to
    eat before our next class.
[14:15] ---
    Huh? What's this?
[14:17] ---
    You attend class even though
    you're a delinquent?
[14:20] ---
    Only 'cause the next period is Japanese
    Classics with Mr. Sean Cone Cone.
[14:23] ---
    He's special.
[14:25] ---
    Special?
[14:26] ---
    He's, well... I guess you
    could say I owe him my life.
[14:30] ---
    There's nothing like that in here.
[14:33] ---
    'Cause everyone in Kazama's Party
    knows what happened firsthand.
[14:36] ---
    If you really want, I might be
    willing to give you the full scoop!
[14:39] ---
    Oh, please do!
[14:41] ---
    He wants to tell us about it...
[14:43] ---
    All right... Well, this happened
    when I was in elementary school.
[14:46] ---
    What the heck?! And here he said
    his info doesn't come cheap!
[14:50] ---
    It happened when Ataru
    and the guys dragged me
[14:53] ---
    up to the department store's
    roof to watch a hero show.
[14:57] ---
    Fire!
[15:00] ---
    Ataru, we're in this mess 'cause
    you wanted to watch RaGaiGar!
[15:00] ---
    Why did I accept this job...?
[15:03] ---
    Why did this have to happen...?
[15:03] ---
    Do something!
[15:04] ---
    Uh-huh... If we could get
    down to that terrace...
[15:07] ---
    We're up too high!
[15:09] ---
    But the young announcer lady jumped
    down a second ago and she was okay!
[15:14] ---
    I'm happily married and
    have three daughters...
[15:18] ---
    So farewell!
[15:20] ---
    What?! Awesome!
[15:21] ---
    "Actually a part-time worker"
[15:23] ---
    She wasn't human!
[15:24] ---
    She wasn't even young.
[15:27] ---
    Then do you have any other bright ideas?
[15:28] ---
    Going by how fluffy my body is,
[15:30] ---
    I might make it out okay if I jumped down.
[15:34] ---
    Gulp!
[15:35] ---
    This is too high even for you.
[15:37] ---
    C-Considering my physique, I might be
    able to climb down to the bottom...
[15:42] ---
    Gulp!
[15:43] ---
    You may be tall, but that's for
    elementary schoolers, so no!
[15:48] ---
    To be honest, I've recently been
    developing an immunity to pain.
[15:52] ---
    Actually, I kinda... So I might
    be able to handle the jump!
[15:54] ---
    Gulp!
[15:55] ---
    That's all in your head!
[15:57] ---
    I'm the superman, RaGaiGar!
[15:59] ---
    I have the strength to crush boulders
    and jump over 20 meters straight up!
[16:04] ---
    This height should be nothing to me!
[16:07] ---
    Gulp!
[16:08] ---
    Get a reality check!
[16:15] ---
    Are you all right? I've come to rescue you!
[16:17] ---
    He's awesome!
[16:20] ---
    Okay, everyone! Use this rope
    to climb down to the terrace.
[16:23] ---
    Yay, you saved us! Thank you so much!
[16:26] ---
    If you want to thank someone,
    please thank the wonderful lady
[16:31] ---
    who informed me that there
    were children still up here.
[16:34] ---
    That hound!
[16:36] ---
    There!
[16:37] ---
    Go on! You need to hurry down!
[16:42] ---
    You, too. Hurry on now.
[16:46] ---
    I don't wanna be in debt to
    some old fart I don't know.
[16:49] ---
    Who knows what you'll want from me later!
[16:51] ---
    This isn't the time for that!
[16:53] ---
    You have a point.
[16:59] ---
    In that case,
[17:00] ---
    if you see someone in need, please help
    them just as I have helped you today.
[17:05] ---
    If you agree to that, then I am
    willing to write off today's debt.
[17:09] ---
    Does that sound agreeable?
[17:14] ---
    Uh-huh! I'm cool with that!
[17:17] ---
    You'll become a great man someday!
[17:20] ---
    Sir, may I climb down that rope, too?
[17:22] ---
    Certainly. But lose that heavy costume first.
[17:30] ---
    Thus Mr. Sean Cone Cone saved our lives.
[17:34] ---
    I just so happened to run into
    him again here at this school.
[17:40] ---
    Isn't that a wonderful story?
[17:41] ---
    You were here?!
[17:43] ---
    The idea that this story helped
    form your current personality...
[17:48] ---
    ...pisses me off.
[17:48] ---
    You sure can be rude!
[17:50] ---
    I had no idea the superman RaGaiGar
    was a normal guy on the inside...
[17:54] ---
    That's all you have to say after
    hearing my touching story?!
[17:57] ---
    And my bento! What have you done?!
[18:00] ---
    I'm sorry. In exchange,
    you can have all of mine.
[18:05] ---
    I'm not gonna get full off that puny thing!
[18:07] ---
    Don't be such a grump! My little
    sister made a delicious--
[18:11] ---
    Oh, yeah. I forgot that
    I ate an early lunch...
[18:15] ---
    You had an early lunch?!
[18:16] ---
    Fine, then!
[18:19] ---
    Here! Go, "Ah!"
[18:31] ---
    "Ah!"
[18:32] ---
    Don't start where ya left off!
    I can't eat that filthy thing!
[18:36] ---
    You think this is "filthy"?
[18:37] ---
    Are you sure it's wise to
    utter such a rude word?
[18:39] ---
    If I remember right, she's in this class...
[18:42] ---
    Hey, Funabori-san?
[18:46] ---
    M-Me?
[18:48] ---
    Yep! You! You're the girl.
[18:49] ---
    As in the Funabori?! She was in my class?
[18:53] ---
    So what's it say? She's domestic,
    nice, kind, and considerate.
[18:59] ---
    My word!
[19:00] ---
    She gets to school before everyone
    else and cleans up the classroom!
[19:04] ---
    She waters the flowers every day.
    She even brings in fresh flowers!
[19:08] ---
    She's truly a wonderful lady!
[19:10] ---
    And you had the nerve to
    call the ground "filthy"!
[19:13] ---
    I'm shocked! I had no idea
    Funabori was doing all of that!
[19:17] ---
    I never knew!
[19:18] ---
    I thought those flowers were fake!
[19:20] ---
    I'm ashamed of myself!
[19:22] ---
    Thank you, Funabori!
[19:23] ---
    Thank you!
[19:25] ---
    Thank you!
[19:26] ---
    Fu-na-bo-ri! Fu-na-bo-ri! Fu-na-bo-ri!
[19:32] ---
    Fu-na-bo-ri! Fu-na-bo-ri!
[19:33] ---
    Are you trying to bully her?!
[19:39] ---
    There! Are you happy?
[19:45] ---
    This is good!
[19:46] ---
    You know, it's lunchtime!
[19:49] ---
    Do you have any idea how much filth
    everyone's tracked in since morning?
[19:53] ---
    To be honest, I went to
    the restroom today and--
[19:56] ---
    You can keep that to yourself!
[19:56] ---
    I went to the stall--
[19:58] ---
    I don't wanna know!
[19:59] ---
    Actually, so did I...
[20:00] ---
    Me, too!
[20:01] ---
    Me, too!
[20:02] ---
    The only part about you that screams
    embarrassed are your faces!
[20:06] ---
    Lunch is over!
[20:10] ---
    Well, we've gotta return to our classrooms.
[20:13] ---
    Later!
[20:14] ---
    See you later, Kenji!
[20:17] ---
    Damn it! I didn't get anything for lunch...
[20:21] ---
    Excuse me...
[20:25] ---
    I know it isn't much, but if you like...
[20:32] ---
    All righty! I'll share mine, too!
[20:34] ---
    Ditto! Consider it my apology
    for eating your lunch.
[20:36] ---
    Same here!
[20:37] ---
    Now then, everyone! Let's begin class.
[20:43] ---
    Oh, dear. I seem to have forgotten
    some worksheets in the teacher's room.
[20:47] ---
    Sorry, but you'll have to study
    on your own for five minutes.
[20:53] ---
    Did the teacher do that for Kazama-kun...?
[20:56] ---
    Is he intentionally giving
    you enough time to eat lunch?
[21:00] ---
    Too awesome!
[21:07] ---
    Hey!
[21:10] ---
    You didn't get any lunch, right?
[21:15] ---
    Here!
[21:17] ---
    What's that?
[21:18] ---
    What do you mean? It's
    clearly a yakisoba sandwich.
[21:22] ---
    But why?
[21:23] ---
    Because... you're hungry after
    missing out on lunch, right?
[21:28] ---
    I picked it up since there was one
    leftover at the School Store Club.
[21:31] ---
    Pass. I already ate.
[21:33] ---
    I'll put it on your tab, so take it.
[21:38] ---
    Well... In that case, I'll take it.
[21:46] ---
    What's this?
[21:51] ---
    It would seem I've intruded.
[21:52] ---
    If you'll pardon me.
[21:58] ---
    Enjoy your youths, young ones.
[22:08] ---
    He's awesome!
[22:21] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:23] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:26] ---
    I don't know anything about
[22:28] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!*
[22:31] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:33] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:36] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[22:38] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[22:42] ---
    I made a new game.
[22:44] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[22:46] ---
    I've already played it...
[22:53] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[22:57] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[23:00] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up
[23:02] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:05] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[23:08] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[23:13] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:15] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:18] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!
[23:41] ---
    Hey, hang in there! Come on!
[23:45] ---
    With these injuries, he's a goner...
[23:47] ---
    "Take this..."
[23:49] ---
    Isn't that...?
[23:50] ---
    "It's this planet's ultimate porn mag."
[23:53] ---
    Hey! Don't say another word!
[23:55] ---
    "Share this with the men of space..."
[24:03] ---
    Damn it!
[24:06] ---
    Popilson...!
[24:12] ---
    My name is Joe. I am an
    erotic magazine hunter.
[24:16] ---
    It's my job to travel across space,
[24:18] ---
    delivering porn mags to
    the fools of the world!
[24:21] ---
    And this mag didn't sell very well.
[24:25] ---
    

6 - So That Means We're in a Love Triangle!

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[00:39] ---
    Now that Mr. Sean Cone Cone's class
    is over, maybe I'll ditch the rest...
[00:47] ---
    "Feint"
[00:47] ---
    Please save me!
[00:50] ---
    My skin! You pulled my
    skin! It stinking hurts!
[00:53] ---
    M-M-My enemy is coming!
[00:56] ---
    Your enemy?
[01:05] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[01:08] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[01:12] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[01:15] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[01:18] ---
    I never know why
[01:22] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[01:25] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[01:28] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[01:33] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[01:41] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[01:43] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[01:48] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[01:55] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[02:02] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[02:05] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[02:08] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[02:13] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[02:17] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[02:20] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright
[02:28] ---
    "So That Means We're in a Love Triangle!"
[02:30] ---
    Your enemy?
[02:31] ---
    Meaning someone on campus can
    strike fear into her heart?
[02:33] ---
    At any rate, I'm going to hide.
[02:35] ---
    Please let me know if the enemy shows up!
[02:37] ---
    Wait! Why're you hidin' behind me?!
[02:39] ---
    And what's he like, anyway?
[02:40] ---
    Good question! If I had to say...
[02:42] ---
    No matter how hard I run,
[02:45] ---
    for some reason, he can catch up at a walk.
[02:47] ---
    I can run 100 meters in 10 seconds
    flat, yet he's still keeping up!
[02:51] ---
    That is what he's like!
[02:53] ---
    Man, that doesn't help!
[02:56] ---
    Later!
[02:58] ---
    Her aura vanished!
[03:00] ---
    Sheesh! Who could her enemy be?
[03:03] ---
    Shioh-kun, long time no see!
[03:05] ---
    Hey, I'm back!
[03:06] ---
    You came back!
[03:08] ---
    Yeah!
[03:10] ---
    It... couldn't be him, could it?
[03:17] ---
    You're emanating Roka-san's aura!
[03:18] ---
    It-It's him!
[03:20] ---
    Come out! Hiding won't get you anywhere.
[03:22] ---
    Hey! What're you doing?!
[03:23] ---
    Roka-san!
[03:24] ---
    Jerk!
[03:27] ---
    She isn't there.
[03:30] ---
    But she was!
[03:32] ---
    When'd she bolt?!
[03:35] ---
    It is my duty to pursue Roka-san.
[03:39] ---
    That's cool, man.
[03:41] ---
    No, it's not!
[03:42] ---
    She came back!
[03:44] ---
    What was that for, runt?!
[03:45] ---
    Normally, you're supposed to chase after me!
[03:48] ---
    Leave me outta this!
[03:50] ---
    She blew me off...
[03:51] ---
    H-He was ready to catch you!
[03:54] ---
    Roka-san, come to me!
[03:56] ---
    He turned this way! Go
    on, jump into his arms!
[03:57] ---
    Sometimes even I want to play and be free!
[04:01] ---
    You're always free!
[04:04] ---
    I swear, Roka-san, you're
    as innocent as ever.
[04:07] ---
    But that innocence is one of
    the things that make you cute!
[04:12] ---
    What just happened?!
[04:17] ---
    Come on, Roka-san! Come on! Come on!
[04:18] ---
    Hey! Someone, please explain
    what this is all about.
[04:20] ---
    Come on!
[04:21] ---
    Well, he's Hachi Shioh-kun.
[04:23] ---
    Whoa!
[04:24] ---
    I'm sorry!
[04:25] ---
    Huh? Why?
[04:27] ---
    My classroom is nearby, so I
    overheard what was happening.
[04:30] ---
    Funabori, you know about that guy?
[04:33] ---
    Uh, yes.
[04:34] ---
    Actually, Shioh-kun is famous at our school.
[04:39] ---
    He's Hachi Shioh-kun.
[04:40] ---
    His parents run the Shioh Group,
    which manages various businesses.
[04:44] ---
    He's incredibly popular with
    the ladies thanks to his looks,
[04:46] ---
    "Hachi Shioh" personality
    and family background.
[04:49] ---
    Yeah?
[04:51] ---
    Supposedly he was studying at
    his father's company for a while
[04:54] ---
    and took off from school.
[04:56] ---
    But it looks like he's back.
[04:58] ---
    No wonder I don't know him.
[05:00] ---
    And get this! It looks like he's
    lovesick for Shibasaki-san!
[05:05] ---
    That one's kinda obvious.
[05:07] ---
    Is he your type of guy, Funabori?
[05:10] ---
    Huh? I'm not really into his type...
[05:13] ---
    Oh, lastly, just like Shibasaki-san,
[05:15] ---
    Shioh-kun is a member of the Game
    Creation Club (Provisional).
[05:18] ---
    That's flipping important!
    He's in the same club as me?!
[05:21] ---
    Huh? You're in that club?
[05:22] ---
    What, so you're a new club member?
[05:25] ---
    I'm Hachi Shioh from Class
    2-C. It's a pleasure!
[05:28] ---
    Y-Yeah. I'm Kenji Kazama.
[05:31] ---
    I'm curious. How long
    have you known Roka-san?
[05:35] ---
    Huh? A bit over two months?
[05:39] ---
    I've known her since I was a first year!
[05:43] ---
    It's been a while now, hasn't it?
[05:44] ---
    So what?
[05:46] ---
    Thinking back, I first met Roka-san
    shortly after I entered this school.
[05:49] ---
    Hey! Let go of my hand!
[05:53] ---
    W-We're slipping into a flashback, aren't we?
[05:55] ---
    It took place when I was
    on a walk in the courtyard.
[06:00] ---
    I do believe this is a nice school!
[06:02] ---
    All of the girls are so kind!
[06:05] ---
    It's done!
[06:07] ---
    It's my first one since starting high school.
[06:10] ---
    She's dazzling!
[06:12] ---
    Hey! Is that supposed to be for
    your gym clothes or something?
[06:15] ---
    At any rate, it's great
    that you made it yourself.
[06:18] ---
    No, it isn't meant for something like that.
[06:22] ---
    It'd be best if I never used this.
[06:24] ---
    You'll never use it...? Are you certain?
[06:31] ---
    In that case, may I have it?
[06:34] ---
    Wh-Why?
[06:36] ---
    Because you aren't going to use it, right?
[06:38] ---
    In that case, I will make good
    use of it as my bento case.
[06:42] ---
    Girls are overjoyed when I
    use the things they give me!
[06:45] ---
    Come on!
[06:46] ---
    Come on! Come on! Come on!
[06:51] ---
    And that is how she captured my heart!
[06:54] ---
    Oh, so that's what turns him on.
[06:56] ---
    They fall under the same category.
[06:58] ---
    As for that keepsake...
[07:01] ---
    Even now, I carry it on me at all times!
[07:04] ---
    You can't even tell what it is anymore!
[07:06] ---
    So to make a long story short,
    Kazama-kun, you can't show me up.
[07:10] ---
    I wouldn't be so certain.
[07:12] ---
    What do you mean by that, Roka-san?
[07:14] ---
    I have already bagged Kazama-san once!
[07:18] ---
    What?! You've bagged Kazama-kun?!
[07:20] ---
    Is that true?
[07:22] ---
    Yeah...
[07:23] ---
    I see how it is, Kazama-kun.
    In other words, we're...
[07:28] ---
    in a love triangle, right?
[07:31] ---
    How do you figure?!
[07:32] ---
    A love triangle?
[07:33] ---
    Why does that make you two so happy?!
[07:35] ---
    A love...
[07:36] ---
    Redundant!
[07:38] ---
    Behold! This is the start
    of our love triangle!
[07:41] ---
    Shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo!
[07:42] ---
    Now sing along with me!
[07:44] ---
    Love triangle, love triangle!
[07:46] ---
    La la la love triangle, love
    triangle, love triangle!
[07:49] ---
    Lo-lo! Lo-lo! Lo-lo! Love
    triangle, love triangle!
[07:53] ---
    La la la love triangle, love triangle!
[07:55] ---
    Cut the buddy circle crap!
[08:01] ---
    Roka-san!
[08:02] ---
    I'll protect you, Roka-san!
[08:11] ---
    Uh, guess I pushed a tad too hard.
[08:14] ---
    I figured you could stop yourself in time...
[08:18] ---
    Man, I'm sorry.
[08:21] ---
    Aren't you lucky, Kazama-san?
[08:24] ---
    This will be your second bagging.
[08:34] ---
    Aren't bags great?
[08:37] ---
    Please let me put it on.
[08:39] ---
    Wha--?!
[08:39] ---
    We can wear it together.
[08:42] ---
    Stay away! Get back! Back!
[08:45] ---
    Stop it!
[08:48] ---
    Fight on! Fight on!
[08:52] ---
    Go! Go!
[08:54] ---
    Huh?
[08:55] ---
    Go! Go!
[08:58] ---
    Go!
[08:59] ---
    Hey, what're they doing?
[09:01] ---
    Ummm, PISS?
[09:03] ---
    "Push It Super Strong," right?
    Don't abbreviate it like that!
[09:12] ---
    He's gonna win?
[09:13] ---
    It's so noisy I can't get any sleep!
[09:15] ---
    Oh, I'm sor--Gah!
[09:17] ---
    She struck when he was distracted!
[09:17] ---
    "Roka | Hachi"
[09:19] ---
    This gives Roka-senpai 82 wins and 0 losses!
[09:22] ---
    They've been going at it for a while...
[09:31] ---
    Okay, I'm outta here!
[09:32] ---
    Hey, Kazama-kun!
[09:34] ---
    Come sit down. There's a seat right here.
[09:36] ---
    Right there?! Are you
    telling me to face you?!
[09:38] ---
    It's still warm from when I was on it.
[09:40] ---
    Shuddup!
[09:43] ---
    Come to think of it, where's your chair?
[09:45] ---
    This has been my seat ever
    since I joined the club.
[09:48] ---
    Hey, if you're cool with that...
[09:50] ---
    Come to think of it, we sure
    had fun earlier, didn't we?
[09:53] ---
    We did?
[09:54] ---
    Huh? You two already know each other?
[09:57] ---
    Yeah. We got nice and close when we
    were under one of Roka's bags together.
[10:01] ---
    Don't give them the wrong idea!
[10:04] ---
    That's gross.
[10:05] ---
    You've got it wrong!
[10:06] ---
    We know what he meant! And knowing you,
[10:08] ---
    I'm sure you tried to stop him, didn't you?
[10:10] ---
    It sounds like you get it, but the
    way you said that ticks me off!
[10:13] ---
    Don't make a scene in the hall.
[10:14] ---
    A normal response!
[10:15] ---
    Wh-Why did you start fighting
    for me after I left?
[10:20] ---
    It's true you created the problem,
    but it had nothing to do with you!
[10:23] ---
    Don't you get tired of throwing
    all these punch lines?
[10:25] ---
    I'm exhausted! And I blame you!
[10:27] ---
    But you're doing wonderful!
[10:29] ---
    Save it!
[10:31] ---
    As such, I'd like to ask a favor of you.
[10:33] ---
    Huh? What is it?
[10:35] ---
    Please fight me in a gaming duel!
[10:38] ---
    Huh?
[10:39] ---
    Two men are going to fight
    over me for real this time!
[10:42] ---
    Right! Winner takes Roka-san's bag!
[10:47] ---
    That bag?
[10:48] ---
    Right, that bag! What do you say, Kazama-kun?
[10:52] ---
    Well, I don't really care about that bag...
[10:55] ---
    "Raru Puyo! Quest II"
[10:56] ---
    But I accept your challenge!
[10:57] ---
    Senpai sure is competitive...
[10:59] ---
    But... wait just a second.
[11:04] ---
    Where did that bag go?
[11:07] ---
    Um, excuse me!
[11:09] ---
    Funabori?
[11:10] ---
    Kazama-kun, when you and Shioh-kun
    were, uh, up to some stuff,
[11:14] ---
    you forgot your dirty bag.
[11:17] ---
    I took the liberty to borrow the sports
    facility to wash and iron it for you.
[11:26] ---
    She's such a good girl!
[11:28] ---
    I see. So you were already getting
    the preparations underway.
[11:31] ---
    Was not!
[11:32] ---
    I should have expected as much from my rival.
[11:35] ---
    However, I personally would have preferred
    the bag just as it was, dirty and all.
[11:41] ---
    Why?!
[11:42] ---
    I'm sorry! I shouldn't have washed it!
[11:44] ---
    You haven't done anything wrong, Funabori!
[11:47] ---
    At any rate, now we can duke it out!
[11:50] ---
    Yeah!
[11:51] ---
    Man, this is starting to get interesting.
[11:54] ---
    A moment, please.
[11:56] ---
    Why am I being excluded from a discussion
    about a competition for my possession?
[12:02] ---
    Allow me to compete as well.
[12:04] ---
    You wanna compete?!
[12:05] ---
    Ah, I have business in the teacher's room!
[12:07] ---
    Hey, wait!
[12:07] ---
    In a way, tap water that stinks
    of chlorine can be nice.
[12:10] ---
    Don't ditch me!
[12:13] ---
    Flee like a normal person!
[12:16] ---
    "Didn't escape in time"
[12:18] ---
    Why are we sitting on our knees?
[12:21] ---
    So what game will the battle be fought over?
[12:23] ---
    A moment if you will!
[12:25] ---
    This is supposed to be a man-to-man
    duel over your bag, Roka-san.
[12:28] ---
    If you participate, it's like
    putting the cart before the horse!
[12:32] ---
    Why don't we let her?
[12:34] ---
    In fact, it'd be a dream come true for
    me if she participated in this fight.
[12:38] ---
    Kazama-kun?
[12:40] ---
    Even though she's the most powerful
    person on campus, I can't hit a girl.
[12:44] ---
    I'd love to face her in this
    kind of battle instead!
[12:49] ---
    That bag's gonna be mine.
[12:51] ---
    I'll be taking it back.
[12:53] ---
    Um, this wasn't supposed
    to be about your rivalry...
[12:57] ---
    I know! Since this is
    starting to get interesting,
[13:00] ---
    let's turn it into an open-entry tournament!
[13:03] ---
    Keep your nose outta this!
[13:05] ---
    What? Don't want more rivals?
[13:09] ---
    Well, the more rivals there are, the
    more likely you are to... you know?
[13:13] ---
    Huh? What're you gettin' at?
[13:15] ---
    It'll increase your chances of losing!
[13:18] ---
    Fair enough! Even if it's just a game,
    you wouldn't want to lose, would you?
[13:24] ---
    Bring 'em on!
[13:25] ---
    He's surprisingly easy to dupe!
[13:27] ---
    There is no difference between defeating
    one and defeating a hundred.
[13:30] ---
    Talk about confident!
[13:32] ---
    Well, I'm cool as long as it decreases
    my chances of confronting Roka-san.
[13:35] ---
    In a sense, he's incredible!
[13:37] ---
    I'll crush any who come before me!
[13:40] ---
    Except for Roka-san.
[13:42] ---
    Isn't this a game tournament?
[13:46] ---
    I'm gonna...
[13:48] ---
    ...enter that tournament!
[13:50] ---
    You're entering?
[13:53] ---
    Uh-huh.
[13:55] ---
    So for now,
[13:56] ---
    it's safe to say we've got four contestants.
[13:58] ---
    Uh-huh...
[14:10] ---
    Hello to everyone who has gathered
    here today. I am Tsutsumi Inada.
[14:15] ---
    The Student Body President and
    I will be your hosts today.
[14:20] ---
    Guys, go for the kill! I've
    already gotten the a-okay.
[14:24] ---
    A-Aren't they playing games?
[14:30] ---
    N-Now then, I'd like to commence the game
    tournament, which has 48 contestants!
[14:38] ---
    Doesn't that number seem a bit high?
[14:40] ---
    I'm gonna go all-out and introduce them all!
[14:42] ---
    Texas Roasted Pork Muromi,
    the son of a ramen chef!
[14:45] ---
    "Texas Roasted Pork Muromi"
[14:45] ---
    I'll give you a hearty serving
    if you eat at my ramen joint!
[14:47] ---
    He lives his life based
    primarily off 50% odds!
[14:49] ---
    He's Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki!
[14:50] ---
    "Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki"
[14:51] ---
    This member of the Band of 14 Devils
    has risen to avenge his pals!
[14:54] ---
    "Band of 14 Devils Moro"
[14:54] ---
    He's Moro!
[14:55] ---
    Despite his appearances, he doesn't
    have a nickname! He's Akasaka!
[14:57] ---
    I simply don't have one.
[14:57] ---
    "No Nickname Akasaka"
[14:59] ---
    Mew word! Wonderuff Meinohana's home is
    an animal kingdom with 14 cats and dogs!
[15:02] ---
    "Wonderuff Meinohana"
[15:03] ---
    Wanna see my place? It's amazing!
[15:05] ---
    Ohori is a member of Fujou
    Academy's 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
[15:05] ---
    "Bald"
[15:08] ---
    The self-proclaimed "I'm Not Bald" Tenjin!
[15:09] ---
    "I'm Not Bald Tenjin"
[15:10] ---
    I just shaved it this way!
[15:11] ---
    Next is the 24 Nocturnal
    Baldies' Nishijin! Fukuoka!
[15:15] ---
    And there's more! Snacking
    at least seven times a day...
[15:17] ---
    There aren't any decent guys amongst
    us second years, are there...?
[15:20] ---
    "Green Tea"
[15:22] ---
    Lastly, I'd like to introduce the
    four who instigated this tournament!
[15:27] ---
    With a single smile, he can
    steal any girl's heart!
[15:29] ---
    And he's rich!
[15:30] ---
    He's Hachi Shioh from the Game
    Creation Club (Provisional)!
[15:33] ---
    Then there's the school's underground boss
[15:34] ---
    and President of the Game Creation
    Club (Provisional), Roka Shibasaki!
[15:37] ---
    Recently coming up in the world,
    he's becoming famous, honest!
[15:41] ---
    It's Kenji Kazama from Kazama's Party!
[15:42] ---
    What's with that emphasis?!
[15:44] ---
    And finally, President of the
    real Game Creation Club, Takao--!
[15:49] ---
    What's the matter, President Takao?
[15:52] ---
    Do you really want it all that badly?
[15:54] ---
    Wh-What about you? Do you really want it?
[15:57] ---
    No, I don't care about it.
[15:59] ---
    Eh?! What?! Say what?!
[16:04] ---
    Is she... groaning...?
[16:06] ---
    Well, I'm sure she's working
    out some mental issues.
[16:10] ---
    But Takao is truly fearsome!
[16:13] ---
    Huh? How do you figure?
[16:15] ---
    Take a good look at her tracksuit jacket.
[16:19] ---
    P-P-P-President Takao's
    jacket isn't zipped shut!
[16:24] ---
    Does it mean what I think?!
[16:25] ---
    Yeah, it's what you think!
[16:26] ---
    "As a first year, the jacket fit perfectly."
[16:30] ---
    I can't get it to zip up anymore...
[16:33] ---
    Oh, well. It'd be a waste of money
    to buy a new one at this point.
[16:36] ---
    Grr! Show off!
[16:38] ---
    Stupid! Stupid!
[16:40] ---
    Those two sure are close...
[16:42] ---
    I'm not jealous or anything! Stupid! Stupid!
[16:42] ---
    It's not fair! Cheapskate!
[16:48] ---
    That's nuts!
[16:55] ---
    They're in!
[16:58] ---
    She did it! Just what I'd
    expect from my president!
[17:02] ---
    Hey, I'm surprised, too! But
    is it really all that amazing?
[17:05] ---
    I can't help but sit in awe!
[17:07] ---
    I am fully satisfied.
[17:09] ---
    Why don't we call it a day?
[17:11] ---
    Don't end the tournament!
[17:13] ---
    Wh-What'd you think of that?!
[17:16] ---
    Not much of a question. Haven't
    you already hit your limit?
[17:19] ---
    Open it back up.
[17:21] ---
    You pervert!
[17:22] ---
    I said that out of concern!
[17:23] ---
    Out of c-c-c-c-c--
[17:26] ---
    Huh?
[17:28] ---
    Uh, now that everyone is all
    heated up, let's move on.
[17:32] ---
    Bluntly put, there isn't much
    time before we gotta pack up.
[17:34] ---
    All thanks to you constantly going off topic!
[17:36] ---
    We still haven't told you
    the grand prize, have we?
[17:39] ---
    Yeah, you haven't! You're
    moving slower than a snail!
[17:41] ---
    Tch! We've got a noisy mosquito in the ring.
[17:44] ---
    Excuse me?!
[17:44] ---
    Believe it or not, the winner
    of this tournament...
[17:48] ---
    ...will be presented with this prize!
[17:54] ---
    What the heck is it?
[17:55] ---
    That coming from the host?!
[17:56] ---
    What is that?
[17:58] ---
    That's not what I was expecting.
[17:59] ---
    And no one else knew about it either!
[18:02] ---
    Don't throw a hissy fit, guys.
[18:03] ---
    This isn't your average bag.
[18:06] ---
    You see, it was washed and
    ironed by the Funabori!
[18:14] ---
    I didn't expect them to
    jump on it like that...
[18:17] ---
    If that's the case, I will have
    to enter the tournament as well.
[18:19] ---
    As will I!
[18:20] ---
    Wow! We've got some new contestants!
[18:23] ---
    There's more?!
[18:23] ---
    These two are Nakasu and Kawabata
    of the 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
[18:27] ---
    More Baldies!
[18:28] ---
    Let's start already! At this rate, we'll
    have to stop before we ever compete!
[18:31] ---
    I guess we've got no choice
    but to get started.
[18:33] ---
    "Hey, Here's the Games!"
[18:35] ---
    This box contains the strips of paper I
    asked you to write the name of a game on!
[18:39] ---
    I'll draw one strip; we'll use whatever
    game it says to eliminate the weak!
[18:43] ---
    And our first game will be...
[18:45] ---
    This!
[18:46] ---
    "PISS"
[18:47] ---
    My goodness, it says, "PISS"!
[18:52] ---
    Huh? As in a piss off?
[18:55] ---
    Like what elementary school
    boys used to do all the time?
[18:58] ---
    Then the boys and girls will
    have to compete separately...
[19:00] ---
    That's not what it means! Were
    you gonna make us do that?!
[19:02] ---
    No, I think this is probably a
    "Push It Super Strong," variant.
[19:06] ---
    I bet you win by pushing
    people off the platform.
[19:08] ---
    You wrote that, didn't you?!
[19:10] ---
    Makes sense. So if you're on
    the platform when time's up,
[19:14] ---
    you'll move on to the second round.
[19:16] ---
    Okay, begin!
[19:19] ---
    She didn't give much warning!
[19:22] ---
    Hiya!
[19:23] ---
    Take this!
[19:25] ---
    You're pretty good, Moro.
[19:27] ---
    Texas Roasted Pork Muromi!
[19:29] ---
    But can you defeat me?
[19:32] ---
    I am the one who will bring
    down the Ultimate Darkness!
[19:35] ---
    You'll only take seconds!
[19:37] ---
    Are you sure you want to give me lip?
[19:40] ---
    I won't give you a thick slice of roasted
    pork if you come to my restaurant!
[19:45] ---
    Wh-What?!
[19:48] ---
    So, what'll it be?
[19:51] ---
    Damn it! I'm sorry, guys!
[19:53] ---
    Wow! Moro intentionally
    jumped off the platform!
[19:57] ---
    A piece of cake.
[19:58] ---
    I'll give you a thin slice of pork!
[20:00] ---
    I've got bigger things to worry about!
[20:02] ---
    What?!
[20:03] ---
    After seeing it once, I was confident
    that I'd developed a resistance!
[20:07] ---
    But I was dead wrong!
[20:08] ---
    She had an even greater move!
[20:11] ---
    "Intimidation Level 2"
[20:12] ---
    It's terrifying!
[20:16] ---
    Shibasaki kicked two guys out with one move!
[20:22] ---
    It looks like I get to
    take you out, Takao-san.
[20:26] ---
    Please don't hold it against me.
[20:28] ---
    My 50% Compass says that
    it's okay to push you!
[20:30] ---
    "Push | Don't Push"
[20:32] ---
    Leaving fate to his 50% Compass,
[20:34] ---
    Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki has
    finally come in for the kill!
[20:37] ---
    Come here! I'll give you a
    good push from the front!
[20:41] ---
    The sicko! He rigged it so the
    compass would fall on "push"!
[20:43] ---
    He's one messed up 50-50 bastard!
[20:50] ---
    Sheesh! Get off the platform if
    you aren't gonna play the game.
[20:56] ---
    "Push"
[20:59] ---
    Why you! Why'd ya suddenly push me?!
[21:01] ---
    Wasn't that mean?
[21:02] ---
    But...
[21:05] ---
    But... But...!
[21:06] ---
    I really don't want you to win!
[21:12] ---
    Huh? Why not?
[21:14] ---
    W-Well...
[21:23] ---
    Her zipper flew!
[21:26] ---
    Her boobs turned it into a
    bullet! Sh-She's Boobzilla!
[21:29] ---
    S-Stupid! M-Moron!
[21:31] ---
    Right!
[21:32] ---
    S-Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[21:33] ---
    Hey, are you okay?
[21:35] ---
    Stupid!
[21:37] ---
    I hate to admit it, but
    we have to face facts.
[21:40] ---
    She's on a whole different level than us.
[21:46] ---
    Hey, c'mon!
[21:48] ---
    At any rate, everyone still on the
    field will move on to the second round!
[21:51] ---
    This round's over!
[21:54] ---
    I made it... somehow.
[22:09] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:11] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:14] ---
    I don't know anything about
[22:16] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!
[22:19] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:21] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:24] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[22:26] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[22:30] ---
    I made a new game.
[22:32] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[22:34] ---
    I've already played it...
[22:41] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[22:45] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[22:48] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up
[22:51] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[22:54] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[22:56] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[23:01] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:04] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:06] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!
[23:28] ---
    "Legend of the Heroic Masochist, Ataru"
[23:28] ---
    Da-da-dan! Legend of the
    Heroic Masochist, Ataru!
[23:33] ---
    Just you wait, Kenji! You're
    gonna face me in the finals!
[23:36] ---
    Hey, hey!
[23:37] ---
    Don't go forgetting about us!
[23:40] ---
    Guys...!
[23:42] ---
    All of us...
[23:44] ---
    ...will meet again in the Finals League!
[23:46] ---
    Okay, begin!
[23:50] ---
    "Culprit"
[23:50] ---
    The Intimidation!
[23:51] ---
    A-A raptor!
[23:55] ---
    Yokoshima! Nagayama!
[23:58] ---
    Ataru, you go on ahead!
[24:01] ---
    You stand a good chance at winning this game!
[24:03] ---
    Dumbass! I can't let you lose
    this early in the tournament!
[24:06] ---
    Ataru!
[24:08] ---
    Besides, I wonder what'll happen
    if I get crushed by this herd!
[24:12] ---
    What'll happen to me?
[24:14] ---
    I'm sure it wouldn't be pretty.
[24:19] ---
    "Everyone went out of the ring together..."
[24:23] ---
    Ended up feeling that one!
[24:23] ---
    "Legend of the Heroic
    Masochist, Ataru" "The End"

7 - That's Dirty---!!

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[00:40] ---
    Everyone still on the field will
    move on to the second round!
[00:41] ---
    This round's over!
[00:44] ---
    I made it... somehow.
[00:52] ---
    There's quite a few survivors.
[00:55] ---
    But victory will be mine!
[00:59] ---
    No, it'll be mine!
[01:02] ---
    You mean mine!
[01:04] ---
    No, mine!
[01:19] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[01:22] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[01:26] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[01:29] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[01:32] ---
    I never know why
[01:36] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[01:39] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[01:42] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[01:47] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[01:55] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[01:57] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[02:02] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[02:09] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[02:16] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[02:19] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[02:22] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[02:27] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[02:31] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[02:34] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright
[02:49] ---
    Huh? What?!
[02:51] ---
    Where am I?!
[02:52] ---
    What a relief! You've finally come to.
[02:57] ---
    "That's Dirty---!!"
[02:57] ---
    I've been worried sick!
[03:03] ---
    What're you doing, creep?!
[03:05] ---
    Hey, let go!
[03:09] ---
    Dang, you're strong! That's a killer grip!
[03:12] ---
    Kazama-kun, I see you've finally
    regained consciousness.
[03:12] ---
    C'mon, man! Let go!
[03:16] ---
    I'm so relieved! Do you
    feel strange anywhere?
[03:20] ---
    Funabori, I think you look strange!
[03:23] ---
    Somehow I got put on the first aid team
[03:26] ---
    when I was tending to you, Kazama-kun.
[03:28] ---
    Inada-san figured we might as well
    dress up and provided these uniforms.
[03:32] ---
    "Tournament Chart"
[03:33] ---
    I swear you're always crying. Are you okay?
[03:36] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[03:39] ---
    W-Well, if you're cool with wearin' that...
[03:42] ---
    Wait, what about tending to me?!
[03:44] ---
    W-Well, Takao-san's breast
    shot at you--Scratch that!
[03:50] ---
    The zipper shot off her tracksuit
    jacket and hit your forehead...
[03:53] ---
    Oh, yeah! She zipper-shot me!
[03:56] ---
    I'll get her for that!
[03:57] ---
    T-T-T-Takao-san didn't mean anything by it!
[04:01] ---
    She felt really horrible!
[04:03] ---
    She even helped dress your injury.
[04:05] ---
    She did...?
[04:07] ---
    And here I thought she was all thumbs...
[04:12] ---
    I handled the bandages...
[04:14] ---
    "Kazama"
[04:18] ---
    Please...
[04:20] ---
    Um, T-Takao-san finished you off!
[04:26] ---
    She already knocked me out.
[04:29] ---
    Was she kicking me while I was down?!
[04:30] ---
    No, I didn't mean it like that!
[04:33] ---
    Yeah. I know, I know.
[04:37] ---
    Anyway, thank you.
[04:39] ---
    Yep!
[04:46] ---
    So what's up with this?! Let go already!
[04:50] ---
    I'm afraid that's a no can do!
[04:53] ---
    You see, the next semifinal is a
    thumb war between you and Shioh-kun.
[05:00] ---
    Thumb war...?
[05:02] ---
    Wait, semifinal?!
[05:03] ---
    At last, the time has come!
[05:06] ---
    We finally get our duel, Kazama-kun!
[05:09] ---
    That's right. Thinking back, our duel is
    what got this whole tournament started.
[05:13] ---
    For the record, the tournament has
    progressed quite a bit while you were out cold.
[05:18] ---
    "Kazama, Shikiba, Shioh, To T. Kyo,
    Tennohzu, Shibasaki, Oimachi, Osaki, Jijou, Shinagawa"
[05:20] ---
    "Kazama, Shikiba, Shioh"
[05:21] ---
    I zoomed to the top!
[05:23] ---
    Am I allowed to get off that easy?
[05:26] ---
    Yep! All of the remaining
    contestants gave their approval.
[05:30] ---
    Seriously?!
[05:33] ---
    And that's the deal. Since
    Kazama*-kun* is still out cold,
[05:37] ---
    could we say he's a seeded
    player and see if he comes to?
[05:40] ---
    "Shikiba"
[05:40] ---
    I'm cool with that.
[05:42] ---
    "Osaki"
[05:42] ---
    Well, that was pretty much an accident.
[05:46] ---
    "To T. Kyo"
[05:46] ---
    This is how I'll show him my respect for
[05:48] ---
    nobly protecting Takao-*san
    *from Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki.
[05:52] ---
    "Shinonome"
[05:52] ---
    That attack was something else...
[05:55] ---
    I bet he's going to need some rest.
[05:57] ---
    "Oimachi"
[05:58] ---
    No objections here.
[06:00] ---
    His disqualification now
    would prove problematic.
[06:00] ---
    "Tennohzu & Isle"
[06:03] ---
    I want to face Kazama fair-and-square
    in an open match!
[06:10] ---
    Guys, thank you...
[06:14] ---
    Nah, it's nothing...
[06:14] ---
    "Jijou"
[06:17] ---
    Really, it's nothing at all!
[06:19] ---
    "Shinagawa"
[06:20] ---
    Yeah, it's cool. But just so you know...
[06:23] ---
    We won't hold back when he comes to!
[06:27] ---
    Everyone's so nice!
[06:29] ---
    But none of ya made it to the semifinals!
[06:32] ---
    We're rooting for you!
[06:34] ---
    Now they're rooting for me...
[06:36] ---
    What about the other semifinal?
[06:39] ---
    It's being held right as we speak.
[06:43] ---
    The two contestants are
    already a battered mess!
[06:47] ---
    How many tackles will it
    take before they collapse?
[06:50] ---
    Are they immortal or what?
[06:54] ---
    What game are they supposed to be playing?
[06:57] ---
    M-Musical chairs.
[06:59] ---
    Musical chairs?!
[07:00] ---
    This doesn't look remotely
    like the game I know!
[07:01] ---
    "Yay!"
[07:02] ---
    "Shoot!" "Yay!"
[07:04] ---
    For one thing, where's the chair...?
[07:06] ---
    Found it! But they aren't even looking at it!
[07:10] ---
    It started out like a normal
    game of musical chairs,
[07:14] ---
    but somewhere along the line...
[07:28] ---
    Are they stupid?
[07:30] ---
    Now then, it's about time
    we began our own game!
[07:33] ---
    Hold your opponent's thumb
    down for ten seconds to win!
[07:36] ---
    Ready, go!
[07:37] ---
    Hey, wait! Whoa!
[07:55] ---
    How come we aren't gettin' any attention?!
[07:57] ---
    MC, do your job and report
    what's happenin' over here!
[08:00] ---
    Huh? Commenting on a game that
    abides by the rules isn't any fun!
[08:03] ---
    Oh, look at that!
[08:05] ---
    Twist it up a bit!
[08:07] ---
    What's wrong with following the rules?!
[08:08] ---
    Once your boobies start jiggling,
    I'll watch your game.
[08:10] ---
    That'll never happen!
[08:12] ---
    Damn those punks! Now I have to win!
[08:17] ---
    I'm the one who will win and get the bag!
[08:27] ---
    I won't let her win!
[08:32] ---
    Excuse me...
[08:33] ---
    What?!
[08:36] ---
    Kazama-kun, if you had to face Takao-san
    or Shibasaki-san in the finals,
[08:40] ---
    who would you want to fight?
[08:43] ---
    Why do you wanna know?
[08:45] ---
    Well, uh, um, I can't say...
[08:49] ---
    Isn't it obvious who I wanna fight?
[08:52] ---
    A-And that would be...?
[08:53] ---
    Whoever wins.
[08:57] ---
    Um, in other words, you
    don't care who you face?
[09:03] ---
    I mean, isn't the winner
    the stronger of the two?
[09:07] ---
    If I face her and win, I'm the true victor!
[09:09] ---
    That's all there is to it.
[09:11] ---
    That may be true, but earlier you declared
    that you wanted to face Shibasaki-san.
[09:17] ---
    Yeah, but there's no point if
    she loses before she gets to me.
[09:20] ---
    What?
[09:22] ---
    He doesn't care who he faces...?
[09:25] ---
    But I might like that better...
[09:28] ---
    Kazama-san, I wish you'd give it a rest.
[09:33] ---
    It'd be a dream come true
    if she participated.
[09:37] ---
    First you said that you don't
    really care about my bag...
[09:42] ---
    And now you're saying you'd be
    happy to fight whoever wins,
[09:45] ---
    despite claiming you wanted to face me!
[09:50] ---
    How much mud must you throw on
    my face before you're satisfied?
[09:58] ---
    Whoa! What the heck's going
    on?! Is this for real?!
[10:02] ---
    She's seriously... ticked.
[10:05] ---
    Dodge, Takao!
[10:07] ---
    Something horrible will happen
    if she lands a direct hit!
[10:10] ---
    "Something horrible"? F-For instance?
[10:16] ---
    Takao's shirt will explode on impact.
    Or she'll puff up... I think.
[10:22] ---
    But...
[10:25] ---
    This is the one time I
    don't wanna lose to you!
[10:29] ---
    I'll take you on!
[10:31] ---
    I will force your tackle back!
[10:45] ---
    Th-That's dirty!
[10:50] ---
    But now that I think about it,
[10:51] ---
    isn't this how you normally
    win according to the rules?
[10:54] ---
    Yes, it is. It certainly
    is, but... But still...
[11:03] ---
    She's my opponent, huh?
[11:07] ---
    Now I'll be forced to fight Roka-san,
    but that's how the cookie crumbles!
[11:11] ---
    So be it! I will brace myself for what lays
    ahead as I aspire to enter the finals!
[11:16] ---
    As such, Kazama-kun, I must hurry
    and bring our match to an...
[11:27] ---
    Ah, you're so kind!
[11:30] ---
    Th-That's ten seconds...
[11:33] ---
    Kazama struck while Shioh was
    distracted and stole victory!
[11:37] ---
    He also played dirty!
[11:39] ---
    These two nasty players
    have risen to the finals!
[11:43] ---
    Is this acceptable? Is it really acceptable?
[11:43] ---
    "Hey, Here's the Games!"
[11:46] ---
    Tournaments are cruel.
[11:48] ---
    Here you go. Determine
    what the finals will be.
[11:51] ---
    I hate to see how this
    is going to turn out...
[11:55] ---
    Let's see, the game for the finals will be...
[11:58] ---
    "The King's Game"
[12:02] ---
    With only two players?!
[12:12] ---
    But they're ready to go!
[12:26] ---
    I didn't expect to run into
    you on the way home, my boy!
[12:29] ---
    Dad, I want to eat yakitori!
[12:32] ---
    Yakitori? Sounds good!
[12:37] ---
    Dad!
[12:38] ---
    What is it?
[12:39] ---
    There is some incredible chi
    flowing from that direction!
[12:42] ---
    "These are minor characters."
[12:42] ---
    That's in the direction of the school
    festival I just took you to!
[12:45] ---
    I'm sure that chi must belong to one
    of those ladies we saw back then!
[12:50] ---
    Incredible! And to think I still haven't
    so much as noticed the chi yet!
[12:54] ---
    "These are minor characters."
[12:55] ---
    The little rascal!
[12:57] ---
    He surpassed me without my ever realizing it!
[13:10] ---
    Eh, so I'd like to commence the
    finals--A round of the King's Game.
[13:14] ---
    Here's a rundown of the rules.
[13:16] ---
    Gather up a bunch of wooden sticks.
[13:18] ---
    Number them according to
    the number of players,
[13:19] ---
    "King"
[13:20] ---
    with one designated the winning stick.
[13:22] ---
    If you draw the winning
    stick, you're the King.
[13:24] ---
    Everyone else is a commoner.
[13:26] ---
    The King can order the commoners
    to do anything he wants!
[13:26] ---
    "No. 1 must spend the
    year dressed as a girl!"
[13:26] ---
    "What?!"
[13:29] ---
    But with only two players,
    we'll make this a simple game
[13:32] ---
    where the person who draws
    the King is the winner.
[13:38] ---
    So why do those two look
    like they're out for blood?!
[13:42] ---
    He's cracking his knuckles!
[13:44] ---
    Is that for good luck?! Please
    tell me that's for good luck!
[13:47] ---
    In the other corner, we have...
[13:51] ---
    A rice ball? It's a rice ball!
[13:53] ---
    She's eager to squish him like a rice ball!
[14:02] ---
    Relax, Yamada. It's just a
    round of the King's Game.
[14:05] ---
    K-Kazama-san...
[14:07] ---
    But you should squat down a bit.
[14:13] ---
    Otherwise, you won't survive.
[14:14] ---
    S-Survive what?!
[14:18] ---
    Like this?
[14:19] ---
    Yep. That's perfect.
[14:22] ---
    There. Won't that make it easier
    for you to get the stick?
[14:27] ---
    Gulp!
[14:28] ---
    Nice try. You just wanted to
    peek inside the can, didn't you?
[14:37] ---
    Wow!
[14:39] ---
    So, who do you think will win?
[14:42] ---
    Good question.
[14:45] ---
    It comes down to a simple contest of luck...
[14:49] ---
    It looks like Shibasaki dropped something.
[14:52] ---
    What is that...?
[14:53] ---
    Dang!
[14:54] ---
    It couldn't be!
[14:55] ---
    It's not--No, it is! I'm sure of it!
[14:59] ---
    "Silver"
[14:59] ---
    It's Silver! It's the Silver Angel!
[15:02] ---
    Hey, Four-Eyes. What is your eyesight again?
[15:06] ---
    Oh, I won this yesterday when I bought
    my first chocolate in ages on a whim.
[15:10] ---
    Yesterday?! On a whim?!
[15:13] ---
    That means Shibasaki-san
    possesses incredible luck!
[15:18] ---
    Yeah. This doesn't look
    good for you, Kazama-kun!
[15:22] ---
    I swear, everyone's overreacting!
[15:24] ---
    Think about it another way.
[15:27] ---
    You used up all of yer luck yesterday.
[15:29] ---
    Doesn't that make you fresh
    outta luck right now?
[15:32] ---
    He used it to his advantage!
[15:34] ---
    Seriously? Can luck actually run out?
[15:37] ---
    That's merely a cliché used by the unlucky.
[15:41] ---
    It does not apply to me.
[15:43] ---
    She doesn't let it faze her!
[15:45] ---
    Well, I guess that's one
    way of lookin' at it.
[15:48] ---
    In that case, I...
[15:50] ---
    ...would like to reflect on last New Year's.
[15:53] ---
    He's throwing a flashback at us?!
[15:55] ---
    I was thinkin' about
    hittin' the local shrine,
[15:58] ---
    so I was walkin' around
    town with my little sister.
[16:00] ---
    That's when I...!
[16:03] ---
    Isn't this...?
[16:05] ---
    "To Tama-chan | From Grandpa"
[16:08] ---
    You found...
[16:09] ---
    ...Tama-chan's New Year's money?!
[16:12] ---
    For the record, there was 10,000
    yen stuffed in that envelope!
[16:15] ---
    Tama-chan, your grandpa
    must love you a whole lot!
[16:19] ---
    I see... Kazama-san, you're pretty lucky
    to have stumbled across 10,000 yen.
[16:26] ---
    Hey, man! The story doesn't end there!
[16:30] ---
    I mean, a kid would feel like it's the
    end of the world if she lost 10,000 yen.
[16:35] ---
    Plus I needed to set a good
    example for my sister.
[16:38] ---
    So I took the money to the police.
[16:42] ---
    Oh, brother! You're the image of
    a good brother! An ideal brother!
[16:48] ---
    You know, he's supposed to be a delinquent.
[16:51] ---
    Did you know?
[16:53] ---
    If something sits in the
    lost-and-found for six months,
[16:56] ---
    whoever dropped it off can
    legally claim it as his own.
[17:01] ---
    That was six months ago.
[17:04] ---
    But... let it be known here and now!
[17:08] ---
    I will not go claim that 10,000 yen!
[17:11] ---
    You're going to...
[17:13] ---
    ...pretend that you never
    found that 10,000 yen!
[17:16] ---
    And reclaim all of the luck you used on it!
[17:19] ---
    And Tama-chan,
[17:19] ---
    "Mental image of Tama-chan"
[17:20] ---
    if you're still alive, go
    to the police already!
[17:23] ---
    This is getting serious! Really serious!
[17:24] ---
    I-I can see their luck!
[17:26] ---
    They both have impressive luck-based
    auras surrounding them!
[17:30] ---
    Luck is surprisingly black, isn't it?
[17:33] ---
    I bet Yamada can't take much more--Yamada!
[17:39] ---
    It looks like I couldn't have
    asked for a better opponent.
[17:43] ---
    Same goes for you.
[17:45] ---
    Kazama-san, may I ask one
    question before we begin?
[17:51] ---
    Kazama-san, what would you
    do with my bag if you won?
[17:54] ---
    Oh, I'd forgotten about that...
[17:58] ---
    Well, it'd serve as proof
    that I defeated you.
[18:02] ---
    I'd carry it around and do
    my best to keep it safe.
[18:13] ---
    That wasn't quite the answer I was expecting.
[18:16] ---
    Are you okay with that?
[18:17] ---
    You know, it's basically a
    flag declarin' your defea--
[18:21] ---
    I'm ready.
[18:26] ---
    I think it's going to serve
    as Kazama-senpai's death flag!
[18:33] ---
    Greedy jerk!
[18:37] ---
    Well, it's just about time
    for us to pack up and go!
[18:42] ---
    Please hurry and draw your sticks!
[18:50] ---
    Is he...?
[18:54] ---
    He's... He's holding her stick
    down with his own stick!
[19:00] ---
    Stupid!
[19:01] ---
    There's no way I'm gonna leave everything
    to luck after comin' this far!
[19:05] ---
    It takes more than luck to become the King!
[19:12] ---
    Whoever ultimately catches the King wins!
[19:16] ---
    Is that allowed?!
[19:18] ---
    Don't fall for it, Roka!
[19:24] ---
    Wh-What?! It all happened too
    fast for my eyes to follow!
[19:27] ---
    He dashed backwards!
[19:28] ---
    He saw it coming?!
[19:30] ---
    Otherwise I couldn't have dodged!
[19:33] ---
    Ah, Yamada!
[19:36] ---
    Yamada!
[19:40] ---
    He used Yamada as a stool?!
[19:42] ---
    "King"
[19:59] ---
    Look! I'm the King.
[20:07] ---
    W-Well, K-K-K-K-K-Kazama is the winner!
[20:26] ---
    What is it?
[20:29] ---
    Nothing. I was just wonderin' what
    type of face you were makin'.
[20:32] ---
    Talk about sick.
[20:34] ---
    Do you admit that you lost the game?!
[20:40] ---
    I sure do. After all, I'm the one
    who asked to enter the tournament.
[20:44] ---
    And now I've lost.
[20:47] ---
    So I'd appreciate it if you
    took good care of my bag.
[20:55] ---
    Otherwise I'll let you have it!
[20:59] ---
    Later!
[21:04] ---
    Oh, yeah. Next time, let's compete in
    something that doesn't test our luck.
[21:18] ---
    Looks like that was a draw.
[21:27] ---
    I should have expected no less from my rival!
[21:31] ---
    I'll let you keep the bag for now.
[21:33] ---
    You're gonna keep challengin' me?!
[21:37] ---
    Isn't that a given?
[21:39] ---
    We shall continue to be romantic
    rivals for Roka-san and her bags...
[21:45] ---
    Love triangle! Love triangle!
    La la la love triangle!
[21:45] ---
    Shuddup! Be quiet! Don't hold my hand!
[21:50] ---
    "First Fujou Academy"
[22:03] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:05] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:08] ---
    I don't know anything about
[22:10] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!
[22:13] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:15] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:18] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[22:20] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[22:24] ---
    I made a new game.
[22:26] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[22:28] ---
    I've already played it...
[22:35] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[22:39] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[22:42] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up
[22:45] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[22:48] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[22:50] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[22:55] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[22:58] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:00] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!
[23:22] ---
    "Story of Fujou Academy's
    24 Nocturnal Baldies."
[23:27] ---
    What're you doing?!
[23:28] ---
    We're fellow members of
    the 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
[23:32] ---
    I heard you didn't make it to the
    Finals League in that game tournament.
[23:37] ---
    We're in different teams, but it hurts
    our reputation when you guys lose!
[23:43] ---
    What a joke!
[23:45] ---
    Yeah! How dare you wear a wig!
[23:49] ---
    You don't have any pride as a baldy!
[23:52] ---
    They're right!
[23:53] ---
    It's him!
[23:54] ---
    Sheesh. Whether I look to my left or
    to my right, all I see are baldies.
[24:00] ---
    It's the self-proclaimed,
    "I'm Not Bald," Tenjin!
[24:02] ---
    Aren't you in denial about
    your baldness?! Beat it!
[24:07] ---
    I'm sick and tired of lying to myself.
[24:11] ---
    As of now, I'm Tenjin the Bald
    of the 24 Nocturnal Baldies!
[24:15] ---
    Tenjin, that's so cool! Now
    we're the 25 Nocturnal Baldies!
[24:21] ---
    Tenjin?
[24:23] ---
    Tenjin!
[24:25] ---
    

8 - I Liked the Pixels...

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[00:36] ---
    "Guidance Office"
[00:38] ---
    Do you know why we called you here?
[00:40] ---
    Because of that hijinks we
    pulled on school grounds?
[00:41] ---
    Well...
[00:44] ---
    I never expected it to get that carried away!
[00:48] ---
    It looks like you're under
    the wrong impression.
[00:51] ---
    Huh? That isn't it?
[00:53] ---
    Then why'd ya haul us in?
[00:55] ---
    The reason why we've called you in...
[00:58] ---
    Well, it's about the zipper-shot incident!
[01:03] ---
    What?! That?!
[01:13] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[01:16] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[01:20] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[01:23] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[01:26] ---
    I never know why
[01:30] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[01:33] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[01:36] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[01:41] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[01:49] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[01:51] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[01:56] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[02:03] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[02:10] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[02:13] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[02:16] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[02:21] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[02:25] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[02:28] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright
[02:36] ---
    "I Liked the Pixels..."
[02:36] ---
    They called us in over the zipper-shot?!
[02:40] ---
    That doesn't make any sense.
[02:41] ---
    You see, several teachers and guardians
[02:44] ---
    have expressed concern over
    the tracksuits' durability.
[02:47] ---
    What?! Tracksuit durability?!
[02:49] ---
    Aren't they upset over the wrong thing?!
[02:52] ---
    We have to consider student safety.
[02:55] ---
    Especially now that claims have come in.
[02:57] ---
    Th-This is stupid...
[03:00] ---
    I-I had no idea breaking my tracksuit
    would cause so much trouble...
[03:05] ---
    B-But I can't admit that it broke
[03:06] ---
    because I was squeezing
    into one I'd outgrown...
[03:10] ---
    Of course a tracksuit's gonna
    break if she squeezes into it!
[03:17] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[03:19] ---
    I'm sorry I used my developmental stage
    as an excuse to hide that I gained weight.
[03:23] ---
    "Gained weight"? Don't tell me she
    doesn't know why her zipper broke!
[03:27] ---
    Calm down, you two. It's true
    that this started with you,
[03:33] ---
    but there is a reason why
    the problem has grown.
[03:36] ---
    There is?
[03:36] ---
    You see,
[03:38] ---
    other students have started
    to copy the zipper-shot!
[03:41] ---
    Why?!
[03:42] ---
    It's the source of an endless
    stream of injured students.
[03:45] ---
    No, no, stop! Why?!
[03:48] ---
    They are the first casualties.
[03:49] ---
    Hiya!
[03:50] ---
    Why?!
[03:51] ---
    Why would you do something so dangerous?
[03:53] ---
    Dangerous?
[03:54] ---
    By re-enacting the zipper-shot,
[03:56] ---
    I could see what it's like to be Takao-san.
[03:58] ---
    Say what?!
[04:00] ---
    How to put it?
[04:01] ---
    You know, they say that if you cup
    your hands while going 100 km/hr,
[04:05] ---
    it feels like you're fondling F-cup boobies!
[04:07] ---
    I figured it'd be like that!
[04:08] ---
    They're worlds apart!
[04:09] ---
    And we totally pulled it off!
[04:12] ---
    Aside from the fact that you're a guy!
[04:14] ---
    What do you have to say about it?
[04:17] ---
    Well...
[04:19] ---
    It hurt.
[04:21] ---
    Mom scolded me for ruining my tracksuit.
[04:23] ---
    No kidding! I figured as much!
[04:24] ---
    You hurt me! Be gentler
    when you fire that thing!
[04:27] ---
    I have to work for free at my parents'
    ramen shop to cover my new tracksuit!
[04:30] ---
    Don't fight!
[04:31] ---
    Hey, can we move on to the next case?
[04:33] ---
    There are more idiots out there?
[04:35] ---
    Idio--?!
[04:36] ---
    This was the worst case.
[04:38] ---
    She's Saginuma, a second year.
[04:40] ---
    When she heard about Takao's
    zipper-shot, she boasted,
[04:43] ---
    "I'm confident in the size of my rack!"
[04:45] ---
    She gave it a try, but her
    zipper never shot off.
[04:45] ---
    Why?!
[04:48] ---
    The shock was so great that she
    has stopped coming to school.
[04:52] ---
    She has her own pride to blame.
[04:54] ---
    And there's nothing wrong with her tracksuit!
[04:56] ---
    How horrible... I wonder if I should
    go apologize to Saginuma-san.
[05:00] ---
    It'd only make things worse.
[05:02] ---
    Why?
[05:03] ---
    Don't you get it?
[05:05] ---
    There are tons more.
[05:06] ---
    There seriously isn't a single
    decent student at this school...
[05:09] ---
    So there you have it.
[05:11] ---
    Now tell us what you think
    about the tracksuits.
[05:13] ---
    Ugh. That's a toughie...
[05:17] ---
    Ma'am, what do you think?
[05:19] ---
    Huh? Why are you asking me?
[05:22] ---
    Don't you always wear a student tracksuit?
[05:25] ---
    H-He's right!
[05:26] ---
    Come to think of it, you're always
    wearing our school tracksuit!
[05:29] ---
    There's gotta be a story behind that!
[05:35] ---
    Yeah...
[05:36] ---
    I wasn't expecting that smug face!
[05:37] ---
    Really, it's a fairly common story.
[05:41] ---
    It happened back when I
    was still a new teacher.
[05:45] ---
    I was so inexperienced back then
[05:46] ---
    that I'd get battered and
    bruised just coming to school.
[05:52] ---
    I made it! It's tough making it
    here from Hachioji on my own...
[05:57] ---
    Hachioji?! That's in the middle of Tokyo!
[05:59] ---
    Don't underestimate Hachioji!
[06:00] ---
    Screw that! And who're you talking to?
[06:02] ---
    Ma'am, you're late again?
[06:05] ---
    Yikes, you're a tattered mess!
[06:08] ---
    This student's name is Totsuka.
[06:10] ---
    She wasn't the best behaved student,
[06:13] ---
    but for some reason, she
    had taken a liking to me.
[06:15] ---
    Really? There are some weird
    students out there, huh?
[06:18] ---
    I can't really remember
    what she looked like--
[06:20] ---
    Wait! I thought you were
    trying to set the mood,
[06:22] ---
    but you were just pulling a blank!
[06:24] ---
    And time passed, leading up
    to her graduation ceremony.
[06:26] ---
    Totsuka was going to graduate.
[06:29] ---
    That's a big time skip!
[06:31] ---
    Ma'am!
[06:35] ---
    Here! You can have it.
[06:39] ---
    Why?
[06:40] ---
    Because your clothes are
    always falling apart!
[06:43] ---
    I just graduated, so I won't
    be wearing it anymore...
[06:47] ---
    I thought that tracksuit would be happy
    if you used it until it got worn out.
[06:53] ---
    You're... To... Toru? Toruko?
[06:57] ---
    Ah, Totsuka?
[06:58] ---
    Ouch, you only vaguely knew
    her name until she graduated!
[07:00] ---
    That's how I got this tracksuit.
[07:02] ---
    And somehow I've managed to wear it
    this whole time without destroying it.
[07:06] ---
    So you're taking good care of it, huh?
[07:09] ---
    "Noborito"
[07:10] ---
    Oh, sorry. Her name wasn't
    Totsuka. It was Noborito.
[07:14] ---
    I'm Noborito!
[07:15] ---
    You got her name wrong! Your
    story's a jumbled mess!
[07:20] ---
    Ma'am, when I graduate, you're welcome
    to take my tracksuit if you like!
[07:24] ---
    She'll forget your name!
[07:26] ---
    Like a tracksuit where the zipper
    shoots off is going to fit me!
[07:29] ---
    She rejected your offer!
[07:31] ---
    I don't need it, either.
[07:32] ---
    No one asked you!
[07:33] ---
    Seeing as I'm a man, I couldn't...
[07:34] ---
    No one asked you!
[07:38] ---
    I'm sorry... I'm sorry for everything...
[07:42] ---
    It's not like the zipper-shot's
    all that common.
[07:45] ---
    I'd be ticked if it was!
[07:47] ---
    And thinking back on it, I don't
    think anyone is really to blame.
[07:58] ---
    Sounds about right.
[07:59] ---
    You don't need to change
    our tracksuits, either.
[08:01] ---
    You've already proven just
    how durable they are.
[08:06] ---
    Yeah. Good point.
[08:08] ---
    I'll admit, it has worn well
    and lasted a long time...
[08:12] ---
    Hasn't it?
[08:13] ---
    All right! You're all dismissed.
[08:15] ---
    'Kay!
[08:16] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[08:18] ---
    We shouldn't even be treating
    this like a legitimate problem.
[08:22] ---
    Takao, don't shoot off any more zippers!
[08:26] ---
    Okay! That won't be a problem.
[08:28] ---
    I bought a baggy replacement.
[08:30] ---
    Are you insinuating something?!
[08:31] ---
    Insinuating what?!
[08:33] ---
    Phew, done at last.
[08:36] ---
    H-Hey...
[08:38] ---
    Th-Thank...
[08:40] ---
    What is it?
[08:42] ---
    You know, I feel bad about
    how I put you out over this.
[08:45] ---
    Why do you feel bad?
[08:49] ---
    They were makin' something
    of nothing! Don't sweat it.
[08:52] ---
    O-Okay...
[08:54] ---
    Later!
[08:55] ---
    S-Say!
[08:58] ---
    A-Are you free this weekend?
[09:01] ---
    Huh?
[09:02] ---
    That could have dragged out if you hadn't
    said what you did to those teachers.
[09:07] ---
    S-So like, I was thinking,
    this Sunday we could...
[09:13] ---
    Are you gonna treat me to somethin'?
[09:14] ---
    Yeah! If it's cool with you,
    let me treat you to something!
[09:30] ---
    Hey, didn't you say somethin'
    about treating me?
[09:35] ---
    Yeah...
[09:36] ---
    Let's check the meaning, 'kay?
[09:38] ---
    It means takin' me to the
    movies or a restaurant, right?
[09:42] ---
    Yeah...
[09:42] ---
    Cool. So I didn't get the wrong idea.
[09:45] ---
    What a relief! That's great!
[09:49] ---
    So what're we doing here?!
    Why are we in line?!
[09:54] ---
    Hey, look at me!
[09:56] ---
    Hey, c'mon!
[09:58] ---
    Hello!
[10:00] ---
    All set! This looks about right.
[10:02] ---
    "Takao Family: Mother"
[10:02] ---
    It's rare to see you get all dolled up!
[10:04] ---
    M-Mom! Is-Is it really?
[10:07] ---
    Normally you go around in a
    t-shirt or a jogging suit.
[10:10] ---
    "Takao Family: Second Oldest Daughter"
[10:10] ---
    And the zipper's even broken.
[10:12] ---
    Oh, well, you see...
[10:15] ---
    Of course she's dressed up!
[10:17] ---
    After all, she's been dying for
    this game to come out today!
[10:22] ---
    Huh?
[10:26] ---
    "Game goes on sale: Magical Village"
[10:27] ---
    "Takao Family: Oldest Daughter"
[10:27] ---
    What? What is it?! Are poltergeists rapping?!
[10:30] ---
    Did they make a rapping sound?!
[10:30] ---
    Wh-What should I do?!
[10:31] ---
    Did you hear rapping? Did you?
[10:31] ---
    The store opens in three hours!
[10:33] ---
    I'm sure they rapped once!
[10:33] ---
    I should call him first!
[10:34] ---
    It sounded like a tremor!
[10:34] ---
    But I've never called him before! Gah!
[10:36] ---
    So where was it? Where?
[10:38] ---
    What can I say? Nothing is
    going according to plan.
[10:43] ---
    I'm sorry for being such a failure.
[10:45] ---
    You shoulda called if you had plans!
[10:47] ---
    I wouldn't mind switching days.
[10:50] ---
    "She basically invited him on the spur of the
    moment, so it'd be unbearable if she had to wait any longer."
[10:52] ---
    Why did I say that?!
[10:54] ---
    "Finds many things unbearable"
[10:56] ---
    Say somethin'.
[10:59] ---
    Well, I'm headin' home.
[11:01] ---
    Treat me to a school lunch sometime.
[11:03] ---
    I'm sleepy!
[11:05] ---
    Come to think of it, you
    still owe me a favor!
[11:07] ---
    Huh?
[11:09] ---
    When you were playing that
    por--uh, Scramble in Space Game,
[11:12] ---
    remember how you made me play?
[11:13] ---
    Didn't you say you'd do
    anything I asked in exchange?
[11:17] ---
    No one told me that I had
    to do anything you asked!
[11:20] ---
    Hang out with me until the game goes on sale!
[11:24] ---
    And then I'll write your debt off!
[11:27] ---
    That's what I'd like...
[11:29] ---
    That's all you want?
[11:31] ---
    Okay, fine. It'd suck if I went
    straight home after coming out here.
[11:40] ---
    So? What sorta game are you gettin' today?
[11:46] ---
    "Magical Village Series"
[11:47] ---
    The legend behind the Magical Village Series!
[11:50] ---
    The first Magical Village
    game was released in 1987
[11:53] ---
    "Welcome to the Magical Village"
[11:55] ---
    and clear to this day, sequels
    are still coming out.
[11:55] ---
    "Oh, Over Yonder is the Magical Village"
[11:57] ---
    "More to the Right, More
    to the Left and Voilà!"
[11:57] ---
    This magic action game is
    representative of Japan!
[11:58] ---
    "Magical Village"
[12:01] ---
    The palace wizard, Mason,
    goes to rescue Queen Ashan,
[12:02] ---
    who keeps getting kidnapped by the
    Demon King for some odd reason.
[12:06] ---
    It has a simple story combined with a
    frustratingly hard difficulty level!
[12:09] ---
    The quality has hardly
    changed for the past decade,
[12:12] ---
    making it a smashing hit with
    old fans and retro gamers.
[12:17] ---
    Of course, the game's content was a plus,
[12:19] ---
    but Mason's charm definitely
    boosted the game's popularity!
[12:19] ---
    Come to think of it, she's the president
    of the Game Creation Club...
[12:23] ---
    It'll take a while to
    tell the game's history!
[12:25] ---
    Okay, then don't tell me.
[12:28] ---
    Welcome to the Magical Village!
[12:30] ---
    The first game went on sale in 1987.
[12:33] ---
    It was a top-quality game at the time,
[12:35] ---
    ushering the gaming
    industry into a new phase.
[12:37] ---
    That's how the legend began!
[12:38] ---
    I just said you didn't need to tell me!
[12:40] ---
    And isn't this long before we were born?
[12:43] ---
    Oh, Over Yonder is the Magical Village!
[12:45] ---
    The next release was a
    record-breaking success!
[12:48] ---
    That title bites! Why didn't they
    make it "Two" or "Super" instead?
[12:51] ---
    "More to the Right, More to the Left
    and Voilà! It's the Magical Village."
[12:56] ---
    Supposedly all of the main staff
    got snatched by another company
[12:58] ---
    when this one was in the works,
    throwing them into turmoil.
[13:00] ---
    After three years, the
    quality hasn't changed any!
[13:04] ---
    And then they had a series
    of flops after that.
[13:07] ---
    But believe it or not, it's
    said the game going on sale...
[13:09] ---
    "* This is a promotional video."
[13:09] ---
    Heh Heh Heh! ...Hmn? Magical Village?!
[13:13] ---
    Fire Archer!
[13:14] ---
    ...was made by the original staff
    and is sure to become a masterpiece!
[13:18] ---
    There was a sudden leap in the quality!
[13:21] ---
    I know... And here I liked the pixels.
[13:25] ---
    Okay... So are these guys dressed
    up as characters from that game?
[13:30] ---
    Supposedly this shop is
    famous amongst the fanatics.
[13:33] ---
    Enthusiasts tend to come here.
[13:33] ---
    "Virtual Poy"
[13:35] ---
    I come because it's close to home
[13:38] ---
    and offers sweet store bonuses
    at the regular retail price!
[13:41] ---
    The bonus this time is a cell phone strap
    of Mason riding the dolphin, Endgar.
[13:45] ---
    I want it so very, very bad!
[13:46] ---
    Man, I wish they'd open already...
[13:50] ---
    Doesn't that... bring a
    certain someone to mind?
[13:55] ---
    Oh, isn't that amazing?
[13:57] ---
    It belongs to a strong soul who always
    camps out to claim first place in line.
[14:01] ---
    I wonder what that person must be like...
[14:02] ---
    What?! Nothing comes to
    mind when you see that?
[14:06] ---
    Such as?
[14:07] ---
    Why haven't you seen her if you're
    always in the pre-sale line?
[14:09] ---
    "Usually sleeps until the store opens."
[14:09] ---
    Miss, the store's open.
[14:13] ---
    It's a mystery.
[14:15] ---
    Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
[14:22] ---
    It was her after all!
[14:24] ---
    Where were your eyes all those other times?
[14:26] ---
    C-C-Crap!
[14:28] ---
    Huh?
[14:28] ---
    We've gotta hide!
[14:29] ---
    What?! Nah, does it matter if she sees us?
[14:33] ---
    F-Forget it! She'll get the wrong idea.
[14:35] ---
    Oh, no! She's coming this way! What'll we do?
[14:38] ---
    That'll work!
[14:44] ---
    Kazama-san?
[14:49] ---
    Y-You... You have the wrong guy.
[14:52] ---
    Not with that aura.
[14:54] ---
    And based on the changes in your
    brain by switching to a falsetto,
[14:57] ---
    I've discerned that these wavelengths
    definitely belong to Kazama-san.
[15:00] ---
    That's not how you discern somethin'!
[15:02] ---
    Yeah, you're right! It's me! I'm Kazama!
[15:05] ---
    I know.
[15:05] ---
    Shut up!
[15:06] ---
    But I never expected to
    see you waiting in line
[15:09] ---
    outside a game store dressed
    in a Mason cosplay!
[15:11] ---
    It's not like I'm wearing this
    weird thing because I want to!
[15:15] ---
    I seriously wish I didn't have to do this!
[15:19] ---
    What's the matter?
[15:20] ---
    For a last minute hiding spot,
    I thought it was pretty decent.
[15:24] ---
    But it's really hot in here.
[15:26] ---
    Plus it stinks to high heavens!
[15:28] ---
    And I feel bad for the guy
    next to us who lent his robe!
[15:32] ---
    That must mean the guy next
    to you who's hardly dressed...
[15:36] ---
    is wearing a cosplay of
[15:37] ---
    "Bang"
[15:37] ---
    when Mason gets hit and his robe bursts off!
[15:38] ---
    "Whoa!"
[15:40] ---
    Exactly! I'm surprised you knew.
[15:43] ---
    He is?!
[15:46] ---
    Aw, forget it. Hurry back to
    your own spot in the line.
[15:50] ---
    I don't wanna! Not when I just ran into you.
[15:53] ---
    Ah, I know! Kazama-san,
    I'll return to my spot
[15:56] ---
    if you pretend to cast
    Mason's spell "Fire Archer."
[16:00] ---
    Why the condition?!
[16:01] ---
    What the heck?! I don't even
    know what "Fire Archer" is.
[16:04] ---
    And I don't wanna cast any spells!
[16:08] ---
    Let's do it, Kazama-san! Now get up.
[16:11] ---
    I'm in his debt, but why's the
    geezer tellin' me what to do?!
[16:14] ---
    For one thing, this robe's too short on me!
[16:18] ---
    If I stand up, won't it be obvious
    there are two of us in here?
[16:21] ---
    It's okay. I'll figure something out.
[16:23] ---
    All you have to do is brace
    yourself when you stand up.
[16:25] ---
    What exactly will you do?
[16:27] ---
    Ready? Stand on the count of three.
[16:29] ---
    Hey, wait!
[16:30] ---
    One, two, three!
[16:38] ---
    Wh-Whoa!
[16:41] ---
    H-Hey, this is k-kinda...
[16:44] ---
    Sorry! I might be a bit
    heavy, but hang in there!
[16:47] ---
    No, your weight isn't the--Eh?!
[16:51] ---
    He has prickly hair!
[16:53] ---
    Come on! Everyone, let's do it together!
[17:01] ---
    Fire Archer!
[17:04] ---
    A-Archer...!
[17:08] ---
    I have no idea what I'm doing...
[17:12] ---
    And I don't even wanna know!
[17:13] ---
    Yay! Fire Archer! Kazama-san
    just cast Fire Archer!
[17:17] ---
    Everyone, he cast Fire Archer!
[17:17] ---
    O-Okay, happy now? Then
    hurry back to your spot!
[17:20] ---
    So next, please cast "Cold Freezer."
[17:23] ---
    Beat it!
[17:24] ---
    Cold--
[17:26] ---
    That isn't necessary!
[17:27] ---
    Poopy!
[17:30] ---
    One last thing.
[17:31] ---
    You want more?!
[17:34] ---
    Do you treasure my bag?
[17:38] ---
    Do you have to ask that now?
[17:40] ---
    S-See, it'd be embarrassing
    to ask in the clubroom.
[17:43] ---
    I wouldn't say I "treasure" it...
[17:45] ---
    I'm not sure what to do with it, so I'm
    carrying it around in my bag for now.
[17:51] ---
    Then everything's cool!
[17:53] ---
    You're cool with that? I haven't
    seen your fire type shine in ages.
[17:57] ---
    Then everything's cool.
[17:59] ---
    What's your problem?!
[18:00] ---
    Later!
[18:05] ---
    Ready to come out?
[18:10] ---
    Man, I thought the heat and
    stench were gonna kill me.
[18:15] ---
    What's wrong?
[18:17] ---
    I don't feel good...
[18:20] ---
    Hey, you okay?
[18:21] ---
    Sorry!
[18:23] ---
    What?! Who dashes off when
    she doesn't feel good?
[18:26] ---
    Hmmm...
[18:27] ---
    Hmmmm...
[18:30] ---
    What the heck?!
[18:32] ---
    "Game Shop Virtual Poy"
[18:32] ---
    Thank you for waiting, everyone!
[18:34] ---
    The store is open!
[18:40] ---
    I think I really might barf.
[18:42] ---
    What am I doing?!
[18:44] ---
    Wh-Why did I leave him like that?!
[18:47] ---
    Wh-What should I do?! That was
    over something so trivial!
[18:49] ---
    That stupid...!
[19:01] ---
    I'm truly pathetic.
[19:04] ---
    Honestly, I'm a lost cause.
[19:16] ---
    Even if I went back, he's
    probably gone by now.
[19:20] ---
    It'll be hard facing him tomorrow.
[19:22] ---
    Plus I failed to buy the game.
[19:24] ---
    You didn't fail to buy anything!
[19:28] ---
    "Virtual Poy"
[19:32] ---
    Wh-Why are you here?!
[19:34] ---
    Why do you think? Here.
[19:37] ---
    "Virtual Poy"
[19:39] ---
    "Heh Heh Heh! ...Hmn? Magical Village?!"
[19:40] ---
    This is...
[19:42] ---
    B-But how?
[19:47] ---
    Hurry and get the game
    so you can go after her!
[19:50] ---
    For some reason, the guys
    in front let me cut ahead.
[19:54] ---
    So why'd you suddenly start
    runnin' if ya don't feel well?
[20:01] ---
    Today...
[20:03] ---
    I'm sorry for all the trouble
    I've caused you today!
[20:14] ---
    Hey!
[20:16] ---
    Do you feel better now?
[20:19] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[20:21] ---
    Then treat me to that meal already!
[20:23] ---
    I didn't eat breakfast, so I'm starvin'!
[20:31] ---
    'Kay!
[20:35] ---
    So you're broke because
    you paid for that game?
[20:41] ---
    Uh-huh...
[20:44] ---
    What is wrong with you...?
[20:58] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[21:00] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[21:03] ---
    I don't know anything about
[21:05] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!
[21:08] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[21:10] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[21:13] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[21:15] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[21:19] ---
    I made a new game.
[21:21] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[21:23] ---
    I've already played it...
[21:30] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[21:34] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[21:37] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up
[21:40] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[21:43] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[21:45] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[21:50] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[21:53] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[21:55] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!
[22:17] ---
    "The Takao Family: Episode 1"
[22:18] ---
    The Takao Family.
[22:21] ---
    All set!
[22:24] ---
    I'll get the cream of the crop
    at today's matchmaking party!
[22:27] ---
    R-Right...
[22:29] ---
    Probably, but only if she doesn't
    mention she's part of the UMA Club.
[22:32] ---
    My, my. You two got all dressed up!
[22:36] ---
    Ah, okay. Well, even if your
    figures aren't the best,
[22:39] ---
    I'm sure things will work out for you.
[22:44] ---
    Oh, Mom! Sisters! Good morning.
[22:48] ---
    Good morning? But it's already evening.
[22:51] ---
    I pulled an all nighter
    yesterday playing video games.
[22:53] ---
    Since it's a three-day weekend, I'm gonna
    enjoy spending the rest of today gaming.
[22:59] ---
    Are you really a blossoming high schooler?!
[23:02] ---
    Is this how you want to spend your life?!
[23:03] ---
    Enjoy your youth outdoors!
[23:04] ---
    Hasn't a single guy stolen your heart?!
[23:06] ---
    Well, uh... N-No, no one has!
[23:09] ---
    Then I hope you spend your entire life
    alone since you never do anything!
[23:14] ---
    I'm honestly surprised you're
    attending a matchmaking party
[23:16] ---
    when you're a member of the UMA Club.
[23:18] ---
    UMA rocks!
[23:19] ---
    Don't worry! She's inherited
    my superior genes.
[23:23] ---
    She doesn't fall flat like you two!
[23:25] ---
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[23:27] ---
    And what's with that pose?!
[23:28] ---
    I can't believe you! I hope you get
    kidnapped by a gray alien, Mom!
[23:31] ---
    Heh!
[23:34] ---
    Forget it! I don't have to take this!
[23:36] ---
    I'm out of here!
[23:37] ---
    I want to go to the convenience
    store, so I'll tag along.
[23:40] ---
    Do you plan on coming like that?!
[23:42] ---
    Pay more attention to your appearance!
[23:47] ---
    The Spring of Life is still a ways off.
[23:49] ---
    This is our only shot in the episode!
[23:52] ---
    There will be other chances!
[23:54] ---
    Some punks are hanging out around the store.
[23:55] ---
    You're right. You'd better be careful!
[23:59] ---
    But that one with the spiky
    hair is pretty handsome.
[24:01] ---
    What exactly is that little one? An UMA?!
[24:10] ---
    I forgot something!
[24:15] ---
    I'm off!
[24:21] ---
    But no one was in front of the convenience
    store by the time she returned.
[24:25] ---
    

9 - That's Right. I'm His Little Sister

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[00:39] ---
    "Genkugy Fried Chicken"
[00:40] ---
    I'm the Kazama Party's bulldozing
    dump truck, Yokoshima!
[00:47] ---
    I hit my head on most doors.
[00:49] ---
    Surpassing Japan's average
    height with ease, I'm Nagayama!
[00:53] ---
    I'm the Student Body Vice President
[00:56] ---
    and the Kazama Party's Chief of
    Operations! I'm Ataru Kawahara!
[01:01] ---
    Why'd ya start introducin'
    yourselves while we're eatin'?
[01:04] ---
    Then I shall answer in kind!
[01:06] ---
    I belong to the same Game Creation
    Club (Provisional) as Kazama-kun!
[01:10] ---
    I'm Hachi Shioh!
[01:15] ---
    Were you introducin' yourselves to him?!
[01:18] ---
    Uh-huh!
[01:25] ---
    What?! Why're you standing in the middle?!
[01:27] ---
    Oh, sorry! Apparently I like
    confined, cramped places!
[01:34] ---
    Hey, Kenji! Your buddy from
    the club is pretty neat.
[01:37] ---
    We aren't buddies!
[01:40] ---
    We aren't... buddies?
[01:42] ---
    This guy's nothing but a pain in the ass!
[01:46] ---
    "Ultimately, they're eating together."
[01:48] ---
    By the way, Kazama-kun, I
    don't see your briefcase.
[01:51] ---
    Is it in the classroom?
[01:52] ---
    Yeah. What about it?
[01:54] ---
    That's unacceptable! After
    all, you've been keeping...
[01:58] ---
    ...Roka-san's bag in that briefcase!
[02:01] ---
    How do you know what's in my briefcase?!
[02:04] ---
    Roka-san told me!
[02:06] ---
    Darn that bag freak!
[02:08] ---
    Yeah, that's where I've been keepin' it.
[02:11] ---
    I see. So you've been taking good care of it.
[02:14] ---
    That makes me happy.
[02:16] ---
    Well, I just remembered something
    urgent, so I must run.
[02:19] ---
    That screams unnatural! I
    bet you're after the bag!
[02:23] ---
    Kazama-kun, I hate to have
    you think so little of me!
[02:26] ---
    Having lost, I have no
    right to wear that bag.
[02:29] ---
    R-Really?
[02:31] ---
    At most, I could stuff my head into
    your briefcase with the bag inside...
[02:36] ---
    That sounds even worse!
[02:39] ---
    Stop right there!
[02:41] ---
    I'll let you eat with us,
[02:43] ---
    but I cannot let you do something
    that will upset my friend!
[02:46] ---
    Ataru...
[02:47] ---
    And even I haven't done that!
[02:50] ---
    If you're gonna do that, I get first dibs!
[02:52] ---
    You're first?!
[02:54] ---
    Relax, Ken-chan.
[02:55] ---
    A person's head couldn't fit inside
    unless he really jammed it in.
[02:59] ---
    Y-You're right.
[03:01] ---
    Did you hear that, guys?
[03:03] ---
    Wouldn't something that cramped suck?
[03:06] ---
    The more cramped, the better!
[03:09] ---
    It had the opposite effect!
[03:10] ---
    Well, Kazama*-kun*, I'm going
    to borrow your briefcase!
[03:13] ---
    Rest at ease! I will protect
    your briefcase, Kenji!
[03:16] ---
    That's not what you're gonna do...
[03:18] ---
    W-Wait! Hey!
[03:26] ---
    I'm going to put it on!
[03:28] ---
    Kazama-kun, out of my way!
[03:29] ---
    Funabori! Sorry, but please
    protect my briefcase!
[03:32] ---
    Uh, pardon?
[03:33] ---
    Please! Its fate rests on your shoulders!
[03:35] ---
    On me?! Un-Understood!
[03:37] ---
    Gimme the briefcase!
[03:39] ---
    What a joke!
[03:40] ---
    You've chosen the wrong person, Kazama-kun!
[03:43] ---
    Funabori doesn't have
    what it takes to stop us!
[03:45] ---
    When did you two team up?!
[03:47] ---
    I'm first!
[03:48] ---
    No, I am!
[03:49] ---
    But you're still arguing!
[03:51] ---
    Funabori, make sure they
    don't get my briefcase!
[03:53] ---
    O-Okay! I'll protect it with my life!
[03:56] ---
    Actually, you've made it
    easier for them to reach.
[04:00] ---
    Give it to me!
[04:02] ---
    No, me!
[04:03] ---
    Hey, stop it!
[04:04] ---
    Let go, dammit! Let go!
[04:05] ---
    Not good! Crap! Crap, crap, crap!
[04:05] ---
    Gimme the bag! Gimme!
[04:08] ---
    Funabori can't take this!
[04:12] ---
    I said she can't take this!
[04:14] ---
    You've done enough! Just throw
    my briefcase out the window.
[04:17] ---
    Huh? Your briefcase...?
[04:20] ---
    I can't! You shouldn't be
    rough with your things!
[04:24] ---
    Huh? Did I just get scolded?
[04:26] ---
    Then hide it or somethin'!
[04:28] ---
    I-I'm not sure where to hide it...
[04:30] ---
    Hide it... Hide it...
[04:33] ---
    Hide it somewhere hard for guys to touch...
[04:36] ---
    Why'd ya freeze?!
[04:38] ---
    Please move!
[04:40] ---
    How is movin' your head gonna help?!
[04:44] ---
    My head...
[04:45] ---
    I got the message, Kazama-kun!
[04:49] ---
    Now...
[04:50] ---
    ...it will be safe!
[04:51] ---
    Huh? How do ya figure?
[04:53] ---
    I just stuffed my head into his briefcase.
[04:58] ---
    It's super cramped!
[05:00] ---
    It'll hurt if you tear it off!
[05:03] ---
    I'm sure it'll hurt a lot!
[05:05] ---
    But I believe that Shioh*-kun* and
    Kawahara-kun would never hurt me!
[05:17] ---
    Well played, Funabori-san! You've won!
[05:20] ---
    She won them over!
[05:24] ---
    Funabori-san, you're the Cramped Champion.
[05:29] ---
    C-Cramped...?
[05:33] ---
    Are ya pissed...?
[05:34] ---
    Cramped...?
[05:43] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[05:46] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[05:50] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[05:53] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[05:56] ---
    I never know why
[06:00] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[06:03] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[06:06] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[06:11] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[06:19] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[06:21] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[06:26] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[06:33] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[06:40] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[06:43] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[06:46] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[06:51] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[06:55] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[06:58] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright
[07:06] ---
    "That's Right. I'm His Little Sister"
[07:08] ---
    "Provisional"?
[07:12] ---
    I have a hard time believing
    Bro joined this club...
[07:12] ---
    "Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
[07:15] ---
    Come on, Takao-san! Join me for tea.
[07:18] ---
    I can't. I need to go to my own club.
[07:20] ---
    We have yummy snacks.
[07:22] ---
    Like I said--Snacks?
[07:25] ---
    Sweets...?
[07:26] ---
    Who the heck keeps peeking
    inside our clubroom?!
[07:48] ---
    Have a seat!
[07:49] ---
    Have some tea!
[07:52] ---
    Snacks!
[07:52] ---
    "Raru Puyo! Quest II"
[07:53] ---
    They're giving me stuff
    to make it hard to leave!
[07:55] ---
    For the record, that's our advisor.
[07:57] ---
    What?!
[08:06] ---
    Say,
[08:07] ---
    aren't you a first year?
[08:09] ---
    Y-Yes, I sure am!
[08:11] ---
    I feel like I've seen you somewhere before.
[08:14] ---
    Isn't this the Student Body President?!
[08:16] ---
    She's just like Ogawa described.
[08:17] ---
    "Friend: Ogawa"
[08:18] ---
    You know Student Body President Karasuyama?
[08:20] ---
    Well, that's one amazing Prez.
[08:23] ---
    Wh-What is she doing here?
[08:25] ---
    Your hair seems especially familiar...
[08:31] ---
    I see. So you're a first year.
[08:33] ---
    You're so cute and little!
[08:35] ---
    No, I think you're definitely
    cuter and shorter than me!
[08:38] ---
    Good girl, good girl!
[08:44] ---
    Huh? You didn't touch me, did you?
[08:46] ---
    Why are you acting like that?!
[08:47] ---
    So that explains it!
[08:49] ---
    Huh? Explains what?
[08:51] ---
    "Didn't touch her hair"
[08:51] ---
    Apparently his stiff hair is genetic.
[08:53] ---
    Does this mean that's his natural color?
[08:56] ---
    Not necessarily. They could
    simply share the same dye.
[08:59] ---
    It'd be weird if siblings shared dyes!
[09:00] ---
    Uh, what's up? What are you talking about?
[09:11] ---
    You guessed it. She's his little sister.
[09:13] ---
    What?! But he never told me!
    He never said a word about her!
[09:17] ---
    Huh? Are you close enough to
    discuss his personal life?
[09:21] ---
    What's your relationship with my bro?!
[09:23] ---
    N-N-N-N-Nothing special!
[09:24] ---
    For the record, I already knew!
[09:28] ---
    I wish you'd give it a rest!
[09:31] ---
    Each one of you acted like
    my hair went "crunch"!
[09:33] ---
    Do you think it's fun to play
    guessing games with my hair?!
[09:36] ---
    I have a complex over how stiff it is!
[09:39] ---
    I-I'm sorry...
[09:40] ---
    And if you went by how spiky hair is,
[09:43] ---
    wouldn't that make her his sister?!
[09:46] ---
    She obviously has a super-high spiky level!
[09:52] ---
    I wouldn't mind being
    Kazama-senpai's little sister.
[09:55] ---
    Why did you say that while
    brushing your hair?!
[09:58] ---
    And was that just bed hair?!
[09:59] ---
    That was bed hair?!
[10:01] ---
    None of you knew?!
[10:04] ---
    I see. Just as Ogawa said,
    she's kinda amazing.
[10:07] ---
    Man, Mizukami is seriously amazing.
[10:07] ---
    "Little Sister's Friend: Ogawa"
[10:10] ---
    As a fellow first year, she's amazing.
[10:12] ---
    What is she doing here?
[10:14] ---
    Is this a club where the
    big shots congregate?
[10:16] ---
    "Outsider"
[10:19] ---
    I thought it was strange
    for Bro to join this club,
[10:23] ---
    but it makes sense with
    all these big fish here.
[10:26] ---
    Huh? Does it make sense?
[10:28] ---
    By the way, Little Sister.
[10:30] ---
    Huh? What is it?
[10:32] ---
    What do you like?
[10:34] ---
    What do I--huh? Where'd that come from?
[10:37] ---
    Person or thing?
[10:39] ---
    Is it your brother?
[10:40] ---
    N-No way!
[10:42] ---
    I like Bro--er, ice cream, I guess...
[10:47] ---
    Got it! So you're an ice type, huh?
[10:50] ---
    No--er, come again?
[10:53] ---
    You're an ice type and I'm a water
    type! Maybe we really are sisters.
[10:59] ---
    I can't understand a word she's saying!
[11:02] ---
    By the way, do you like water?
[11:04] ---
    Huh? Do I like water?
[11:06] ---
    I don't dislike it and it'd be
    bad if there wasn't any. Why?
[11:08] ---
    Then how about earth? Do you like dirt?
[11:11] ---
    Well, like I said earlier, it'd
    be bad if there wasn't any.
[11:14] ---
    So do you like fire?
[11:16] ---
    Eh? Like I said, it'd be bad--Isn't
    that a dangerous question?!
[11:20] ---
    S-so, um, do you like games?
[11:23] ---
    That was surprisingly normal!
[11:27] ---
    You can tell she's his sister!
    She can really land a punch line!
[11:31] ---
    She likes water!
[11:32] ---
    It'd be bad if there isn't any earth.
[11:32] ---
    Wh-What is with this circus act?
[11:34] ---
    Fire is dangerous...
[11:35] ---
    At any rate, I've gotta get outta here fast!
[11:36] ---
    Normal...
[11:38] ---
    Cold Freezer! Cold Freezer!
[11:41] ---
    Cold Freezer!
[11:44] ---
    Inada? Yeah, sorry. I'll be a bit late.
[11:47] ---
    Wow! Takao-san, is-isn't that...
[11:52] ---
    ...a cell phone strap of the wizard, Mason,
[11:54] ---
    and his dolphin buddy, Endgar,
    from the game Magical Village?!
[11:57] ---
    It's only available at the
    game store Virtual Poy.
[11:57] ---
    "Game Shop Virtual Poy"
[12:00] ---
    It's a limited edition item
    handmade by the store manager!
[12:03] ---
    I was in line to get it when
    the new game went on sale...
[12:07] ---
    Huh? Takao-san, were you in line?
[12:10] ---
    And here I found Kazama-san... How strange.
[12:14] ---
    C-Crap!
[12:16] ---
    Hold it! Is he the type to stand
    in line all morning for a game?
[12:20] ---
    Sure isn't!
[12:21] ---
    Huh? But he was in the line.
[12:24] ---
    He was even dressed up in a Mason cosplay.
[12:26] ---
    There's no freaking way!
[12:29] ---
    Bro would never do that!
[12:31] ---
    But he was wearing a fairly well-made robe.
[12:34] ---
    Not him!
[12:35] ---
    He even cast "Fire Archer" for me!
[12:37] ---
    Fi--?! What's that pose supposed to mean?!
[12:40] ---
    It's really disturbing!
[12:41] ---
    He wasn't willing to cast "Cold Freezer."
[12:44] ---
    Since his little sister is an ice
    type, he should have cast that.
[12:48] ---
    I'm telling you, Bro would never do that!
[12:50] ---
    And what's this about me being an ice type?
[12:52] ---
    N-Not good... I walked right into that one!
[12:57] ---
    I have to save his reputation!
[13:00] ---
    But if I confess that we
    were in line together,
[13:02] ---
    I'll have a hard time making sure
    they don't get the wrong idea.
[13:06] ---
    Yes, I can tell you why your brother
[13:10] ---
    was in cosplay while standing
    in line outside a game store!
[13:13] ---
    I ordered him to go buy that game for me!
[13:16] ---
    You what?!
[13:18] ---
    Huh? Maybe I should have
    said, "requested," instead...
[13:21] ---
    Ah! Come to think of it, he mentioned
    something about owing Takao a favor.
[13:25] ---
    So you used him as your gofer?
[13:27] ---
    R-Right!
[13:28] ---
    Makes sense! And you even made
    him wear that Mason cosplay?
[13:33] ---
    Eh? Uh, yeah. I sure did.
[13:35] ---
    I made him wear that.
[13:36] ---
    Th-Then did he cast "Fire Archer"
    because you ordered him to?
[13:41] ---
    R-Right! I ordered him to cast one spell!
[13:45] ---
    So, Little Sister, it was all my doing.
[13:48] ---
    He was acting under my orders.
[13:49] ---
    This way she'll still
    respect her big brother.
[13:54] ---
    I guess it'd be hard to respect a brother
[13:58] ---
    who lets a girl boss him around, huh?
[14:00] ---
    And there goes my reputation!
[14:02] ---
    Who is she?!
[14:03] ---
    I can't see Bro obeying anyone,
    but she pushes him around!
[14:07] ---
    Who the heck is she...?
[14:11] ---
    Could she be...?
[14:12] ---
    "Classmate: Ogawa"
[14:13] ---
    There is this Takao girl in the Game Club.
[14:16] ---
    She's really amazing.
[14:18] ---
    Ogawa only ever says, "amazing,"
    but this time she said, "amazing"!
[14:22] ---
    The amazing Takao!
[14:24] ---
    Um, I'm not scary!
[14:26] ---
    Even her figure is amazing!
[14:31] ---
    H-Hey, are you okay?
[14:34] ---
    Amazing!
[14:35] ---
    Pardon?
[14:37] ---
    S-Stay back!
[14:49] ---
    Little Sister!
[14:52] ---
    She hit the bookcase hard enough to
    knock down two heavy volumes of I Love!
[14:57] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[15:03] ---
    Big Brother!
[15:05] ---
    "Big Brother"?
[15:07] ---
    The amazing boobies sent me flying!
[15:10] ---
    Th-They did not! I pushed you with my hands!
[15:15] ---
    Your boobies are amazing.
[15:16] ---
    No, they're not! You saw the
    whole thing from start to finish!
[15:19] ---
    Your boobies are amazing!
[15:20] ---
    You were up?!
[15:24] ---
    Big B-Bro...
[15:27] ---
    Noe, how unusual! You hardly
    ever talk to me in public.
[15:32] ---
    Bro, to be honest...
[15:34] ---
    I went and checked out your club.
[15:43] ---
    On the way home, Bro
    didn't say a word, but...
[15:47] ---
    he got me the most amazingly expensive
    ice cream at the convenience store.
[16:01] ---
    "Amazing..."
[16:06] ---
    Darn it, Bro!
[16:08] ---
    I sucked when I decided to play Magical
    Village for the first time in ages.
[16:08] ---
    Who forgets their lunch if someone
    goes to the effort to make it?
[16:20] ---
    I feel horrible about yest--
[16:22] ---
    I'm terribly sorry!
[16:23] ---
    What?!
[16:24] ---
    I was really rude to you! I'm so sorry!
[16:27] ---
    I didn't think I'd run into the
    amazing Takao-senpai again today!
[16:30] ---
    It's a bad day!
[16:32] ---
    Yikes! She's got me all wrong.
[16:35] ---
    But who could blame her?
    I did send her flying.
[16:38] ---
    It-It's fine. I was at fault, too.
[16:41] ---
    Okay? So raise your head.
[16:45] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't
    mean to grab them like that!
[16:47] ---
    Whoa!
[16:48] ---
    But in all honesty, your
    boobies are amazingly boun--
[16:51] ---
    They're bouncy?!
[16:53] ---
    Yeah, she was gonna say, "bouncy."
[16:55] ---
    Please shut--talk using your indoor voice.
[17:00] ---
    I'm sorry. I was just
    so, uh, sca--er, shaken.
[17:06] ---
    I'm not scary at all!
[17:09] ---
    Why did I have to run into her?
[17:12] ---
    This is all Bro's fault!
[17:15] ---
    I'm scared!
[17:16] ---
    Look! I'm not scary!
[17:16] ---
    This is the amazing Takao-senpai of legend!
[17:18] ---
    I'm not scary, not scary, not scary at all!
[17:20] ---
    Huh? But now that I take a closer
    look, she's kinda cute...
[17:24] ---
    Don't let her deceive you!
[17:26] ---
    She really is scary! I need
    to get away from her fast!
[17:28] ---
    Well, Senpai, I've gotta go.
[17:31] ---
    Ah, if you don't mind, could
    we eat lunch together?
[17:36] ---
    Got it! And you're out!
[17:39] ---
    Wh-Why? Why do you want to eat lunch with me?
[17:44] ---
    Huh? Why?
[17:49] ---
    N-Naturally, I just wanna be your friend
[17:52] ---
    now that we've cleared
    up that misunderstanding!
[17:54] ---
    I don't have an ulterior motive! Honest!
[17:57] ---
    "Ulterior motive"?! Then
    why are you panicking?!
[17:59] ---
    Her sketchy meter is in the red!
[18:01] ---
    What does this amazing chick wanna do to me?
[18:06] ---
    S-Sorry, but I have to go give Bro his bento.
[18:11] ---
    Thank goodness I have an excuse to avoid her!
[18:13] ---
    Thank you, Bro! Although it's his
    fault I'm in this mess to begin with!
[18:20] ---
    Uh, in that case, c-could
    your brother... join us?
[18:27] ---
    Does she wanna take Bro and
    I out at the same time?!
[18:30] ---
    She's nuts, Bro!
[18:32] ---
    Umm, I'd be too embarrassed
    to eat with him at school.
[18:36] ---
    Besides, I left my bento in the classroom.
[18:40] ---
    I guess it doesn't work out then, huh?
[18:47] ---
    In that case, I could take
    that bento to him for you.
[18:51] ---
    You see, I'm in the classroom next to his.
[18:54] ---
    Wh-What?
[18:56] ---
    Lookie! Do you recognize this bento?
[18:59] ---
    I stole it from your precious little sister!
[19:02] ---
    Of course, I switched up the contents a bit!
[19:05] ---
    Now eat every last bite.
[19:05] ---
    "Bugs"
[19:07] ---
    Right! You're only allowed
    to use your mouth.
[19:12] ---
    What should I do, Big Brother?
[19:17] ---
    Wh-What's wrong? Are you all right?
[19:19] ---
    Hmn?
[19:19] ---
    Umm...
[19:21] ---
    Hey! Takao-san, knock it off!
[19:24] ---
    You're not allowed to bully
    Little Sister! Huff, puff!
[19:26] ---
    Huh? I wasn't bullying... her...
[19:31] ---
    You've managed to petrify the
    strong-willed Little Sister!
[19:35] ---
    What did you do?
[19:36] ---
    Gulp!
[19:37] ---
    Wh-What gives? I look guilty!
[19:40] ---
    I knew you were the guilty party, Takao-san!
[19:42] ---
    Hey!
[19:42] ---
    It's Takao-san! Takao Thunder!
[19:45] ---
    Don't turn my name into a magic spell!
[19:45] ---
    Takao Thunder! Takao Thunder!
[19:50] ---
    Takao Thunder!
[19:53] ---
    I like Takao Thunder!
[19:56] ---
    You've got it wrong!
[19:57] ---
    I was just offering to
    deliver his bento for her...
[20:02] ---
    Huh? In that case, I'll take
    it to Kazama-san for her.
[20:06] ---
    Why are you volunteering?!
[20:08] ---
    Th-Then I'll let Shibasaki-senpai--no,
    I'll let one of you take it to him.
[20:13] ---
    Huh? Didn't she clearly
    try to give it to Roka?
[20:16] ---
    You got it.
[20:20] ---
    I'll rush this over.
[20:21] ---
    Hey! Who do you think you are?!
[20:25] ---
    I offered first!
[20:27] ---
    But Little Sister said either
    of us could deliver it!
[20:29] ---
    That may be true, but please step down!
[20:32] ---
    Takao-san, are you that desperate
    for a chance to eat his lunch?!
[20:35] ---
    Is that why you...?
[20:36] ---
    Anyway, I'm gonna be the one to deliver it!
[20:39] ---
    Then the job is yours.
[20:40] ---
    I won't let you--Huh?
[20:42] ---
    "Takao: Pulling Force" "Roka: Pushing Force"
[20:47] ---
    "Reaction"
[20:56] ---
    Did you feel that, my boy?
[20:57] ---
    Yeah! It came from Japan!
[21:02] ---
    Gah! Not Little Sister's bento!
[21:02] ---
    "27m distance"
[21:04] ---
    I'm sorry!
[21:06] ---
    Nah, forget about it.
[21:09] ---
    In fact, I feel like a weight's been lifted.
[21:11] ---
    She's relieved?!
[21:14] ---
    And here you made him lunch...
    He's going to get angry, huh?
[21:18] ---
    It's no big. I'm sure he'll manage somehow.
[21:23] ---
    I wish I could offer him my bento instead,
[21:26] ---
    but I forgot mine today as well.
[21:29] ---
    You too?!
[21:30] ---
    Oh, here! This is the pastry
    I was going to eat for lunch.
[21:34] ---
    Please give it to him.
[21:35] ---
    Eh?! Uh, okay...
[21:38] ---
    Thanks.
[21:39] ---
    Huh? Is she seriously gonna give this to him?
[21:41] ---
    Is she actually a nice person?
[21:43] ---
    Will that puny pastry satisfy a growing boy?
[21:48] ---
    No! He will still be hungry.
[21:51] ---
    Then what should we do?
[21:55] ---
    So also give him the "I Love
    My Big Sister A Lot Bento"
[21:59] ---
    that my little sister made.
[22:01] ---
    Shibasaki-senpai!
[22:03] ---
    Th-The sacrifice is making you tremble!
[22:06] ---
    "From: Noe" "Sub: Bento" "Bro, you forgot
    your bento! I'm bringing it over now!"
[22:08] ---
    She's takin' forever!
[22:10] ---
    B-Bro...!
[22:13] ---
    Here...
[22:13] ---
    What's with the crowd?
[22:16] ---
    Later!
[22:16] ---
    Eh?! What?! Why were those two behind you?!
[22:21] ---
    Whatever. I don't have time for their antics.
[22:22] ---
    "Milk Pastry"
[22:24] ---
    Why... does this say, "Big Sister,
    I Love You"? What gives?!
[22:27] ---
    "Hey! At home, call me 'Big Sister'!!"
[22:27] ---
    Kazama*-kun*, do you go by,
    "Big Sister" at home?!
[22:30] ---
    Why is that the first thing
    that popped into yer heads?!
[22:33] ---
    "Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
[22:37] ---
    What an unusual party.
[22:53] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:55] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:58] ---
    I don't know anything about
[23:00] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!
[23:03] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[23:05] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[23:08] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[23:10] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[23:14] ---
    I made a new game.
[23:16] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[23:18] ---
    I've already played it...
[23:25] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[23:29] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[23:32] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up
[23:35] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:37] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[23:40] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[23:45] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:47] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:50] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!
[24:12] ---
    "Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
[24:13] ---
    Kazama-san, please return my bento!
[24:17] ---
    You don't have a shred of remorse!
[24:21] ---
    That's Kenji Kazama?
[24:23] ---
    

10 - Tama-senpai, Long Time No See

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[00:36] ---
    "Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
[00:37] ---
    I need to draw a whole new hand.
[00:38] ---
    Wow! You're taking a gamble.
[00:41] ---
    This is how men play poker!
[00:46] ---
    Oh, it sounds like you got a good hand.
[00:48] ---
    Uh-huh, but I'm still going to win.
[00:51] ---
    No, I am!
[00:53] ---
    Well, that completes the orbit.
    Ready for the showdown?
[00:57] ---
    Behold! I got a straight flush!
[00:59] ---
    "Master Instructor"
[00:59] ---
    Master Instructor flush!
[01:02] ---
    "Mr. Kids"
[01:02] ---
    Mr. Kids flush!
[01:04] ---
    "Joe"
[01:04] ---
    Joe-san flush!
[01:06] ---
    What are those hands?!
[01:07] ---
    Like I said, I got a Joe*-san* flush.
[01:09] ---
    That isn't in poker!
[01:11] ---
    This is how our club plays poker.
[01:13] ---
    "Gaindhi" "Pervender"
[01:13] ---
    Kazama-san, you needed a Gaindhi flush
[01:16] ---
    or a Pervender flush to draw even.
[01:19] ---
    I don't get it!
[01:21] ---
    A hand of matching picture cards
    is better than the numbered cards.
[01:25] ---
    No wonder the deck is so huge!
[01:28] ---
    Hey, so is this hand any good?
[01:32] ---
    "Pervender | Joe | Mr.
    Kids | Master Instructor"
[01:33] ---
    That's the Scramble for
    Porn Mags in Space flush!
[01:35] ---
    It's the ultimate hand, Takao-san!
[01:38] ---
    Wow! I've never seen that before.
[01:40] ---
    That's really amazing.
[01:42] ---
    It is?
[01:43] ---
    How many picture cards did
    you throw in the deck?!
[01:45] ---
    You lost! Go buy our drinks.
[01:48] ---
    This is so wrong!
[01:49] ---
    I want the juice that is only sold at the
    convenience store 15 minutes from here.
[01:52] ---
    It went on sale 15 minutes ago.
[01:53] ---
    Limit it to things I can
    get at the school store!
[01:55] ---
    I'll take some mineral water!
[01:58] ---
    Get the softest one available.
[02:00] ---
    I'd like tea!
[02:02] ---
    There should be a soda on sale
    that comes with a Mason figure.
[02:06] ---
    Please get that for me!
[02:08] ---
    I want that, too!
[02:09] ---
    "Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
[02:10] ---
    You guys just had to be picky!
[02:13] ---
    I swear, the games they come
    up with don't make any sense!
[02:33] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[02:36] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[02:40] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[02:43] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[02:46] ---
    I never know why
[02:50] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[02:53] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[02:56] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[03:01] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[03:09] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[03:11] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[03:16] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[03:23] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[03:30] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[03:33] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[03:36] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[03:41] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[03:45] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[03:48] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright
[03:59] ---
    It's horrible!
[04:00] ---
    Kenji...!
[04:01] ---
    Kenji has been abducted!
[04:03] ---
    Huh? Again?
[04:05] ---
    What's wrong with him?
[04:07] ---
    As if that time with the Band
    of 14 Devils wasn't enough!
[04:09] ---
    Is he seriously the damsel type?
[04:11] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What should we do?!
[04:13] ---
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you going to do?!
[04:15] ---
    Leave him be. He probably
    brought this upon himself.
[04:18] ---
    Actually, it isn't Kenji's fault this time.
[04:23] ---
    "To: Ataru Kawahara" "From: Kenji
    Kazama" "Subject: Dear Ataru-chan"
[04:25] ---
    "I know this is sudden, but this
    guy has fallen into my hands.
[04:27] ---
    If you want him back, could you tell that
    woman to come to my classroom? Thanks!
[04:29] ---
    Gah! It's that retired hound.
[04:29] ---
    From: Tama"
[04:31] ---
    She could have sent the text directly to me.
[04:34] ---
    You know her?
[04:35] ---
    She's a third year and an
    unfortunate acquaintance.
[04:39] ---
    Do you guys have a history?
[04:41] ---
    Who knows what she'll
    do if I blow this off...
[04:45] ---
    I'll explain later. For
    now, let's head on out.
[04:47] ---
    Where are we going?
[04:49] ---
    To one of the third year classrooms.
[04:51] ---
    All right! Let's go!
[04:53] ---
    You were here?!
[04:55] ---
    "Tama-senpai, Long Time No See"
[04:58] ---
    Hey, he isn't moving.
[05:02] ---
    Did you throw him too hard?
[05:05] ---
    Would most people even do that?
[05:07] ---
    Sakai doesn't go easy on anyone.
[05:10] ---
    But would most people toss a guy?
[05:11] ---
    You think that's it? The
    psychological shock seems greater
[05:16] ---
    than the physical damage.
[05:18] ---
    But most people wouldn't throw him.
[05:19] ---
    Who the heck are you guys?!
    Surprise attacks aren't cool!
[05:23] ---
    Fight me fair and square, dammit!
[05:25] ---
    And untie me right now! I really mean it!
[05:29] ---
    He recovered.
[05:30] ---
    The joys of youth.
[05:32] ---
    Huh? Don't you recognize us?
[05:35] ---
    I wouldn't ask if I did!
[05:37] ---
    Good point. I'm Tama Sakai.
[05:41] ---
    I'm Matsubara.
[05:42] ---
    I'm Shinsen.
[05:44] ---
    Naganuma. Nice to meet you.
[05:45] ---
    There's nothing nice about this!
[05:47] ---
    And hey... aren't those ribbons?
[05:50] ---
    You're third years, aren't you?
[05:51] ---
    What do you want with me?
[05:53] ---
    I'm sorry! It looked like
    you'd be an easy catch.
[05:57] ---
    And I figured I could use
    you to lure them here.
[06:00] ---
    You're the one who threw me?!
[06:02] ---
    Whoa, wait! Who are you luring here?
[06:05] ---
    The girls in the Game
    Creation Club (Provisional).
[06:08] ---
    Them?! So I'm just a hostage?
[06:11] ---
    No, I have business with you as well.
[06:15] ---
    You do?
[06:16] ---
    Yep. I have something to say--
[06:17] ---
    That's right! I have business with you!
[06:20] ---
    You too?!
[06:21] ---
    I won't let you say that
    you've forgotten about me.
[06:28] ---
    I'm drawing up a complete and total blank!
[06:31] ---
    What?! But you just saw me!
[06:34] ---
    You know, at the tournament for the bag.
[06:36] ---
    Huh? You were there?
[06:37] ---
    Of course I was!
[06:42] ---
    The Game Tournament is over.
[06:45] ---
    All students, please leave school grounds.
[06:49] ---
    Haven't we waited long enough?
[07:08] ---
    Now do you remember? I was
    inside the robot, Isle.
[07:13] ---
    How was I supposed to know that?
    Don't ask for the impossible!
[07:17] ---
    For the record, I watched the
    tournament from the bleachers.
[07:20] ---
    You did?! Then why did I have
    to go inside that robot?!
[07:25] ---
    I only went inside because you
    told me to spy on them incognito!
[07:28] ---
    Don't ask me...
[07:33] ---
    Your cell just got a text.
[07:35] ---
    Hey! Don't mess with my cell!
[07:38] ---
    It's from Ataru-chan.
[07:41] ---
    You know Ataru?
[07:44] ---
    "Kenji, I have a message from the Student Body
    President. As of today, your name is 'Princess Pinch'!"
[07:48] ---
    My! What a cute nickname.
[07:51] ---
    You know, they're heading over here.
[07:53] ---
    I can handle those girls on my own!
[07:56] ---
    I'll go take care of them right quick.
[07:58] ---
    Wait! Are you going by yourself? That's nuts!
[08:01] ---
    Why is the enemy worried about me?!
[08:06] ---
    Ganging up on them goes against
    my sense of pride as a third year.
[08:10] ---
    But it's not beneath you to hold me hostage?
[08:13] ---
    I have a secret weapon.
[08:15] ---
    I'm sure to come out victorious!
[08:17] ---
    Leave this to me.
[08:19] ---
    What makes her think she
    can handle them on her own?
[08:23] ---
    They're going to kick her
    butt if she goes alone.
[08:25] ---
    Then stop her! Are you ogres?!
[08:27] ---
    You're nice to your enemies, kiddo.
[08:31] ---
    But Barfy hates it when
    underclassmen take her lightly.
[08:36] ---
    And I'd like to be respectful
    of Barfy and her pride.
[08:39] ---
    Stop right there!
[08:40] ---
    Barfy? That nickname doesn't
    show the least bit of respect!
[08:46] ---
    I'll be back!
[08:49] ---
    She might stand a chance after all!
[08:52] ---
    Hey, passing through! Brooms
    are passing through!
[08:57] ---
    By pretending we're cleaning,
    this operation allows us
[09:00] ---
    to reach the third year classrooms unnoticed.
[09:03] ---
    It's perfect.
[09:05] ---
    It actually makes us stand out more.
[09:07] ---
    All right! All right!
[09:09] ---
    So, is that one group of third
    years who hate you behind this?
[09:14] ---
    Is it the former Student Council?
[09:17] ---
    The ex-Student Body President, Sakai-senpai.
[09:19] ---
    The ex-Vice President, Naganuma-senpai.
[09:22] ---
    The ex-Treasurer, Matsubara-senpai.
[09:22] ---
    "Student Body President"
[09:24] ---
    The ex-Clerk, Shinsen-senpai.
[09:25] ---
    "Student Body President" "Vice President"
[09:26] ---
    I've heard that even the teachers
    take a back seat to them.
[09:31] ---
    How come you guys are
    at each other's throats?
[09:34] ---
    We've had a poor affinity since childhood.
[09:37] ---
    Bluntly put, I only became the Student
    Body President because she did.
[09:42] ---
    No, it's not like we're
    at each other's throats!
[09:45] ---
    It's just, countless layers of bad timing
    and miscommunication have piled up!
[09:50] ---
    I wish she'd graduate and
    spend a year as a ronin!
[09:53] ---
    Then she could get her butt
    kicked by the hardships of life!
[09:57] ---
    If you can't stand her, why did you
    enter the same high school as her?
[10:00] ---
    I didn't have much choice!
[10:02] ---
    The commute here is easy.
[10:10] ---
    That's--!
[10:11] ---
    The secret robot that has been
[10:13] ---
    passed down through the Science
    Club for generations, Isle!
[10:14] ---
    They managed to get that?!
[10:16] ---
    I never expected the president of
    the Science Club, Tennouzu-kun,
[10:19] ---
    to be affiliated with them!
[10:20] ---
    What is the meaning of this, Tennouzu*-kun*?
[10:22] ---
    I'm sorry. I'm greatly indebted
    to the ex-President...
[10:27] ---
    The game is up for the Game
    Creation Club (Provisional)!
[10:32] ---
    Oh, crap! It's hot...
[10:35] ---
    I'm roasting...
[10:36] ---
    Crud! Barfy is inside that thing.
[10:39] ---
    Is that Barfy-senpai?
[10:40] ---
    Huh? The ex-Clerk, Shinsen-senpai?
[10:43] ---
    Don't call me Barfy! You'll make me cry!
[10:46] ---
    How'd she get the nickname "Barfy"?
[10:51] ---
    During a school assembly,
[10:53] ---
    she barfed all over the stage,
    so we call her "Barfy."
[10:56] ---
    Barfy's boss was the first
    person to call her that.
[10:58] ---
    Your last name, Shinsen,
    matches you perfectly, Barfy.
[11:00] ---
    "Shinsen"
[11:03] ---
    Damn you! I'll get you! You're going down!
[11:07] ---
    Hey, Barfy-senpai! It'll go in reverse
    if you act up in that stifling space!
[11:12] ---
    Anyway, let's break through.
[11:15] ---
    Yep.
[11:16] ---
    It's been a while since we did this last.
[11:18] ---
    Huh? What?
[11:20] ---
    Fire!
[11:21] ---
    Earth.
[11:22] ---
    Water!
[11:23] ---
    Catastrophe Attack!
[11:28] ---
    A-Are you just whacking it?!
[11:30] ---
    Ow, the clanging! It's ringing
    in my ears! I'm gonna barf!
[11:35] ---
    Please stop! Don't be mean to Isle!
[11:38] ---
    If you don't want them to
    put any more dents in Isle,
[11:40] ---
    hurry and hand over the controller!
[11:42] ---
    Actually, let me control it!
[11:49] ---
    Not the Science Club's idol...!
[11:54] ---
    Cut it out!
[11:58] ---
    After hiding behind his
    glasses all this time,
[11:59] ---
    Tennouzu-kun's eyes began to sparkle!
[12:02] ---
    No! The light reflecting off his glasses
    may have vanished, exposing his eyes!
[12:07] ---
    So what does this mean?
[12:08] ---
    That he's getting really serious!
[12:10] ---
    I'll show you what Isle's truly capable of!
[12:14] ---
    Ultimate Special Move: Isle Spin Attack!
[12:20] ---
    Th-That spin attack is insane!
[12:22] ---
    But because of that,
    Barfy-senpai's in trouble!
[12:27] ---
    Well, it's not like we *need
    *to defeat Isle. Wanna skip it?
[12:32] ---
    This can only move in one direction!
[12:34] ---
    There is no way Barfy-senpai
    will walk out of that unscathed.
[12:39] ---
    Takao-san, what are you
    doing? That's dangerous!
[12:43] ---
    Please hurry and slip by!
[12:44] ---
    Easy for you to say! I'm scared!
[12:50] ---
    Hey! You'll get whacked if
    you puff out your chest.
[12:53] ---
    Th-This is how I normally stand!
[13:08] ---
    Move it.
[13:16] ---
    Isle!
[13:18] ---
    Show some concern for Barfy-senpai!
    She clearly got knocked out!
[13:22] ---
    Gah, that stinks!
[13:23] ---
    It's going to rust Isle!
[13:26] ---
    Aw, it sounds like Barfy lost after all.
[13:31] ---
    Well, I figured about as much.
[13:33] ---
    Oh, I should take care of my business
    with you before they arrive.
[13:37] ---
    I wanted to thank you.
[13:40] ---
    Thank you for taking the 10,000 yen
    I got for New Year's to the police.
[13:43] ---
    Huh?
[13:44] ---
    That money is important to me
    since it was a gift from Grandpa.
[13:48] ---
    What?
[13:48] ---
    "To Tama-chan | From Grandpa"
[13:49] ---
    "Mental image of Tama-chan"
[13:51] ---
    By any chance, are you Tama-chan?!
[13:55] ---
    It's so hot when a younger
    guy calls me "chan."
[14:02] ---
    Hiya, Tama-senpai!
[14:04] ---
    I'm here to rescue Princess Pinch.
[14:08] ---
    Aw, my cell phone strap got scratched!
[14:12] ---
    You took forever!
[14:35] ---
    Tama-senpai, long time no see.
[14:38] ---
    It has been. When did I see you last?
[14:41] ---
    We ran into each other in
    the cafeteria yesterday.
[14:43] ---
    Wasn't that real recent?!
[14:45] ---
    I guess...
[14:54] ---
    How dare you stand ahead of
    me in the cafeteria line!
[14:59] ---
    That's what got me going this time.
[15:02] ---
    That's nothing!
[15:04] ---
    It isn't "nothing," is it?
[15:06] ---
    Size wise, I'd say it's larger than "Medium."
[15:08] ---
    Was it really that big of a deal?!
[15:10] ---
    And you two seem to be in agreement!
[15:23] ---
    Now!
[15:33] ---
    Wha--?!
[15:35] ---
    Sh-She guarded the bag
    attack with her pigtails!
[15:44] ---
    I caught Roka-chan!
[15:48] ---
    Ow, that hurt! I thought she
    was going to pull my hair out.
[15:52] ---
    Who are you?!
[15:53] ---
    I'm Tama-chan! Right?
[15:56] ---
    It hurts!
[15:59] ---
    Did you see that? It's her bag guard.
[16:02] ---
    After she got hit with the bag attack,
[16:04] ---
    Tama went from occasionally wearing
    pigtails to wearing them every day!
[16:09] ---
    Barfy-senpai, you're okay!
[16:11] ---
    Uh, but she's wearing her PE uniform.
[16:13] ---
    You've had it rough! A sour experience!
[16:15] ---
    And Tama started to occasionally wear
    those pigtails because of yours truly!
[16:22] ---
    So what? Are you bragging?
[16:24] ---
    It started back when we were on a
    field trip in elementary school...
[16:29] ---
    Keep it to yourself!
[16:31] ---
    And that was a crappy way
    to start a flashback!
[16:33] ---
    The name Barfy really has matched
    ya since you were a kid!
[16:37] ---
    Oh, dear! Shinsen-san, did
    you get carsick on the bus?
[16:41] ---
    No, Ma'am. Tama made her
    get sick by playing kabuki.
[16:44] ---
    Huh? Kabuki?
[16:47] ---
    Kabuki!
[16:54] ---
    Sakai-san, you know better than that!
[16:54] ---
    Kabuki!
[16:56] ---
    Don't play kabuki in front of Shinsen-san!
[16:59] ---
    No kabuki!
[17:05] ---
    I understand, Ma'am.
[17:09] ---
    I will seal my kabuki away.
[17:15] ---
    Eureka! Double kabuki!
[17:20] ---
    You're still playing kabuki!
[17:23] ---
    So I claim credit for her bag guard!
[17:28] ---
    Yeah, I remember that. It takes me back.
[17:31] ---
    Come to think of it, aren't all
    three of you childhood friends?
[17:34] ---
    I don't care! And you never
    did stop playing kabuki!
[17:37] ---
    Right. So it's not like I wear my hair
    like this because I think it's cute.
[17:43] ---
    I normally keep my hair straight down.
[17:46] ---
    What type of excuse is that?
[17:48] ---
    More importantly, it's past
    time you let go of Roka!
[17:51] ---
    Huh? Roka-chan comes first?
[17:54] ---
    Normally wouldn't you choose
    Princess Pinch first?
[17:56] ---
    Don't call me "Princess Pinch"!
[17:58] ---
    Princess Pinch, hang in there!
[18:00] ---
    We're here to save you!
[18:02] ---
    Could you get the ball rolling already?!
[18:04] ---
    I'm in a really depressing situation here!
[18:08] ---
    Then I'll get straight to the point.
[18:10] ---
    I can't put up with the Game Creation
    Club (Provisional) anymore.
[18:14] ---
    Why not?!
[18:16] ---
    The moment I stopped being
    the Student Body President,
[18:19] ---
    you appropriated the Student Council
    and created that weird club.
[18:22] ---
    And then for the FuF Festival, you roped
    the council into working for that club!
[18:28] ---
    I can't have people forgetting
    about us because of your tyranny.
[18:34] ---
    Shouldn't the current council
    be the ones who are upset?
[18:37] ---
    So I'd like to use my authority as
    the ex-Student Body President...
[18:40] ---
    ...to shut down the Game Creation Club
    (Provisional) to teach you a lesson.
[18:47] ---
    You can't!
[18:48] ---
    You objected?!
[18:49] ---
    Huh? Can you blame me when
    she's being this unfair?
[18:54] ---
    Well, you have a point.
[18:59] ---
    What do you think?
[19:01] ---
    If I remember right, aren't you the
    president of the Game Creation Club?
[19:04] ---
    Do you want this ridiculous club around?
[19:08] ---
    Eh? Eh?! Well...
[19:16] ---
    I-I think it's nice how a rival
    club provides motivation!
[19:25] ---
    Why are you defending this club?
[19:27] ---
    Don't drag an outsider into this.
[19:30] ---
    Hmm. I take it you're also
    opposed to losing the club.
[19:34] ---
    Believe it or not, I willingly
    chose to join this club.
[19:37] ---
    I'm not about to put up with it suddenly
    gettin' shut down for no good reason.
[19:42] ---
    If you don't like our club,
    we'll face ya head on!
[19:47] ---
    We'll put the club up as collateral.
[19:48] ---
    But we get to pick the game!
[19:54] ---
    All right.
[19:57] ---
    How dare you decide this on your own?!
[19:59] ---
    M-Move your foot!
[20:01] ---
    The club's toast if we lose!
[20:03] ---
    You fell right into her hands!
[20:05] ---
    Like I care! I'm ticked how she thinks
    she can do whatever she wants!
[20:09] ---
    Doesn't all her bashing piss you off?
[20:15] ---
    Of course it does.
[20:17] ---
    It's not terribly pleasant.
[20:20] ---
    I'd like to do whatever it takes
    to make her acknowledge our club!
[20:23] ---
    Have you done anything with our club...?
[20:25] ---
    Someone, go to the clubroom and grab the
    Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game!
[20:29] ---
    If we show that to her...!
[20:30] ---
    Please, don't mention that game!
[20:34] ---
    Hey, aren't you guys invincible
    once the opponent is in your field?
[20:41] ---
    Pretty much.
[20:43] ---
    It looks like we've made them get serious.
[20:46] ---
    Wow! Who knew Princess Pinch would
    be so cool when I kidnapped him?
[20:50] ---
    Kazama-san can be cool when he wants to be!
[20:53] ---
    But his Princess Pinch stat is high...
[20:55] ---
    If we win, no one is allowed
    to call me that ever again!
[20:59] ---
    So I'm cool with a game battle,
[21:03] ---
    but we only have three--er, four people.
[21:05] ---
    We clearly don't have the same
    number of players available to us.
[21:08] ---
    You almost said three people, didn't you?!
[21:11] ---
    So, who were you leaving out just now?!
[21:12] ---
    For starters, could you
    pick out your four players?
[21:30] ---
    Now then, what game are we going to play?
[21:46] ---
    "Scramble for Porn Mags in Space Game"
[21:55] ---
    We aren't getting anywhere!
[21:57] ---
    Quit watching and help us out, Prez!
[21:59] ---
    President!
[22:00] ---
    President!
[22:01] ---
    Don't you have any good ideas?
[22:03] ---
    I'm not in your club!
[22:05] ---
    And could someone untie me already!
[22:09] ---
    This might be an easy victory.
[22:23] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:25] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:28] ---
    I don't know anything about
[22:30] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!
[22:33] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:35] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:38] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[22:40] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[22:44] ---
    I made a new game.
[22:46] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[22:48] ---
    I've already played it...
[22:55] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[22:59] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[23:02] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up
[23:04] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:07] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[23:10] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[23:15] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:17] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:20] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!
[23:42] ---
    Man, it's dark... Open the door!
[23:45] ---
    Uh, I'll try to come up with something...
[23:46] ---
    Damn door! It won't open.
[23:48] ---
    Okay! I'm counting on you, Prez!
[23:49] ---
    Hey! Someone, please open the door!
[23:50] ---
    I'm relying on you!
[23:52] ---
    Please think up something good, President!
[23:54] ---
    It suddenly got real stinky in here! Darn it!
[23:54] ---
    Remember, I'm not your president!
[23:57] ---
    Hey! Can't you guys hear me?!
[24:00] ---
    Damn it! Why won't this thing open?!
[24:03] ---
    You're wasting your time, Naganuma-senpai.
[24:05] ---
    This locker doesn't shut right,
    so it won't open from the inside.
[24:09] ---
    Let's quietly wait for
    someone to open the door!
[24:11] ---
    They'll forget about us if we wait quietly!
[24:14] ---
    Why are you so calm?!
[24:16] ---
    This darkness is so soothing!
[24:19] ---
    I love the dark!
[24:20] ---
    You're scaring me!
[24:21] ---
    Get me outta here!
[24:21] ---
    It's to die for!
[24:24] ---
    I don't want out!
[24:25] ---
    

11 - What's My Secret Move?

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[00:39] ---
    "Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
[00:45] ---
    "Ex-Student Council"
[00:48] ---
    "Push | Don't Push"
[00:50] ---
    And I will be the referee!
[00:52] ---
    I'm Fifty-Fifty Fujisaki!
[00:52] ---
    "Push | Don't Push"
[00:58] ---
    Who the hell are you?!
[01:00] ---
    Isn't he the man who mostly
    lives in the middle?
[01:02] ---
    I've heard rumors about him.
[01:04] ---
    Yeah. He'll be a fair ref.
[01:07] ---
    He's surprisingly famous!
[01:10] ---
    Ever since you defeated me
    in that scramble for the bag,
[01:12] ---
    I've drawn closer to achieving
    true 50% impartiality!
[01:17] ---
    Thank you, Kazama-kun!
[01:19] ---
    Sorry, but I have no idea
    what you're talkin' about.
[01:22] ---
    So, have you decided what
    we're going to play?
[01:32] ---
    How does something like this sound?
[01:34] ---
    "Game Explanation"
[01:35] ---
    First, you'll write a question
    on your cell phone's memo screen.
[01:37] ---
    on your cell phone's memo screen.
[01:37] ---
    "Q. Which do I like better: Chunky
    or smooth red bean paste?"
[01:39] ---
    Oh! What's next?
[01:40] ---
    After the game starts, do whatever
    it takes to nab your opponent's cell!
[01:44] ---
    "Q. Which do I like better: Chunky
    or smooth red bean paste?"
[01:44] ---
    Answer the question on the memo screen
    and send it to the ref to judge.
[01:46] ---
    "A. Smooth red bean paste"
[01:48] ---
    "Send"
[01:49] ---
    You can count on me!
[01:52] ---
    If you're right, the opponent
    is out of the game.
[01:56] ---
    If you're wrong, you'll play a penalty game!
[01:59] ---
    It's four against four,
[02:00] ---
    so whichever side is left standing wins.
[02:03] ---
    This game uses the entire
    school as its playing field.
[02:05] ---
    I call it, "Cell Thieves."
[02:07] ---
    "Cell Thieves"
[02:10] ---
    Wh-What do you think?
[02:11] ---
    I see. So we can mug 'em
    to get the cell phones.
[02:16] ---
    Huh? N-Not quite!
[02:18] ---
    It's nice and straightforward!
[02:20] ---
    Yeah! I like how it encourages
    us to go all out!
[02:24] ---
    W-Wait! I had tag in mind when
    I came up with this game!
[02:28] ---
    Don't do anything dangerous!
[02:30] ---
    Huh?
[02:33] ---
    Don't worry, we won't!
[02:34] ---
    We won't, we won't, we won't, we won't!
[02:37] ---
    We woll?
[02:38] ---
    You "woll"?!
[02:47] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[02:50] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[02:53] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[02:57] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[03:00] ---
    I never know why
[03:04] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[03:07] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[03:10] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[03:15] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[03:23] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[03:25] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[03:30] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[03:37] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[03:44] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[03:47] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[03:50] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[03:55] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[03:59] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[04:02] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright
[04:10] ---
    "What's My Secret Move?"
[04:12] ---
    Okay, so go scatter across the school.
    The game starts in 10 minutes!
[04:17] ---
    Ready!
[04:17] ---
    Not so fast!
[04:19] ---
    If the third years win, they get to shut
    down the Game Creation Club (Provisional).
[04:25] ---
    What do we get if we win?
[04:30] ---
    I'll give you 10,000 yen.
[04:31] ---
    I'm so generous!
[04:33] ---
    Hey! Ain't that the 10,000 yen I found?!
[04:36] ---
    Wasn't it a precious gift from your grandpa?!
[04:36] ---
    "To Tama-chan | From Grandpa"
[04:38] ---
    Money is still just money.
[04:40] ---
    Yay! 10,000 yen!
[04:40] ---
    "Hurray" "Hurray"
[04:42] ---
    That's cool? You guys are cool with that?
[04:45] ---
    Our club is on the line here!
[04:47] ---
    Really, the greatest reward
[04:49] ---
    will be the look on the third
    years' faces when they lose.
[04:51] ---
    That sounds cool!
[04:54] ---
    Are you ready? For reals?
[04:58] ---
    Ready? Go!
[05:04] ---
    Hey, where do you think you're headed?
[05:07] ---
    May I help you?
[05:08] ---
    I'll make this game interesting
    right from the get go.
[05:12] ---
    Really?
[05:14] ---
    Kazama, I hate to say
    this, but look after Roka!
[05:17] ---
    Huh? Where'd that come--Hmn?
[05:20] ---
    Whoa! What happened to you?!
[05:22] ---
    I was afraid she wouldn't recover in time.
[05:25] ---
    I bought as much time as I could, but...
[05:27] ---
    What're you talkin' about?!
    What's goin' on here?
[05:29] ---
    I thought it was strange how
    that ex-Student Body President
[05:32] ---
    held Roka-senpai for so long.
[05:35] ---
    She was cleverly depleting
    our forces, wasn't she?
[05:40] ---
    So I want you to escort Roka.
[05:43] ---
    Take her somewhere like the nurse's office.
[05:44] ---
    Why me?!
[05:47] ---
    There is something I have to take care of.
[05:49] ---
    What?!
[05:50] ---
    I will stop Miss Pigtails here!
[05:53] ---
    My, my! I'm so lucky I
    don't have to go anywhere.
[05:57] ---
    B-But, Chitose, you can't
    handle her on your own...
[06:00] ---
    I'll be fine, so get going!
[06:03] ---
    Don't spoil my fun.
[06:06] ---
    You understand, don't you?
[06:08] ---
    Chitose...
[06:12] ---
    Let's go, Kazama-san.
[06:14] ---
    Uh, okay...
[06:17] ---
    Huh?! Hey!
[06:19] ---
    Hey, hey, hey!
[06:21] ---
    Hey!
[06:23] ---
    It looks like we're the unimportant
    side characters, huh?
[06:25] ---
    That's not true!
[06:27] ---
    We'll ultimately steal the juicy climax.
[06:31] ---
    Sounds cool, but you're not
    in any condition to fight.
[06:34] ---
    So I have a suggestion!
[06:37] ---
    "1. Piggyback - Recovery: 10% UP"
[06:37] ---
    "1. Piggyback - Recovery: 10% UP"
    "2. Airplane - Recovery: 30% DW"
[06:38] ---
    "3. Princess Carry - Recovery: 50% UP"
[06:38] ---
    Depending on how you escort
    me, my recovery speed varies.
[06:42] ---
    The Princess Carry!
[06:44] ---
    I personally recommend No. 3.
[06:46] ---
    In fact, that is the only option!
[06:48] ---
    I can give you a piggyback!
    Yep, that's what I'll do!
[06:50] ---
    Kazama-san, are you taking this seriously?
[06:53] ---
    What about you?!
[06:54] ---
    You really are, aren't you?
[06:57] ---
    Those eyes say yer burnin'
    to fight, aren't they?!
[06:59] ---
    Of course they are! I have to
    recover quickly for Chitose.
[07:07] ---
    This is pretty sweet!
[07:09] ---
    I wish time would stop while we're like this.
[07:11] ---
    You're mighty laidback! Did
    you really take any damage?!
[07:15] ---
    I sure did!
[07:16] ---
    If you don't recover after this, I'm gonna
    throw you out the first window I see!
[07:20] ---
    I'll come right back after I drop
    her off at the nurse's office.
[07:23] ---
    Don't lose in the meantime!
[07:25] ---
    Who do you think you're talking to, stupid?
[07:27] ---
    Get a move on!
[07:38] ---
    A maiden got left behind on the battlefield!
[07:42] ---
    This makes things awkward!
[07:43] ---
    But regardless...
[07:45] ---
    I'm still gonna fight!
[07:47] ---
    The game starts in eight minutes.
[07:53] ---
    Uh, hello. Inada?
[07:57] ---
    I'll get my chance to shine in just a minute.
[08:00] ---
    Why did he show up now?
[08:01] ---
    The game starts in seven minutes.
[08:06] ---
    Sorry, Funabori! Please move!
[08:09] ---
    Kazama-kun?
[08:12] ---
    This is an emergency, so
    I'll be taking one of those.
[08:12] ---
    "Roka"
[08:16] ---
    "Sakura"
[08:16] ---
    Thank you for the snack!
[08:18] ---
    What?!
[08:23] ---
    Sorry! This hall is closed today.
[08:26] ---
    What?! Aren't you... uh, who are you?
[08:31] ---
    Ever heard of Odawara, the leader of
    Fujou Academy's Band of 14 Devils?!
[08:35] ---
    That's me!
[08:36] ---
    "Out due to a cold"
[08:37] ---
    The Band of 14 Devils?!
[08:37] ---
    "Location testing for a new game"
[08:38] ---
    "Has been out of touch lately"
[08:39] ---
    "Fighting with his brothers"
[08:39] ---
    Weren't there more of ya last time?
[08:40] ---
    "Litter of puppies were born yesterday"
[08:42] ---
    Thanks to Tama-san, we can
    hit the arcades again!
[08:48] ---
    We must never forget what
    she has done for us!
[08:52] ---
    How much authority does Tama-senpai have?!
[08:55] ---
    At any rate, we won't let you get past us!
[09:03] ---
    But the game hasn't started yet!
[09:06] ---
    "Game"? What're you talking about?
[09:09] ---
    We're just hangin' out in this hallway.
[09:13] ---
    Damn, he's playing dumb! But I can't
    take them on while holding her...
[09:18] ---
    And I might have a hard time dealing
    with that many on my own...
[09:26] ---
    I can't have you forgetting about us!
[09:31] ---
    Guys!
[09:34] ---
    I'll let you protect Roka-san for now!
[09:38] ---
    Leave them to us.
[09:39] ---
    Besides, we won't face them alone!
[09:42] ---
    Whoa! A bunch of guys popped up!
[09:45] ---
    "Kazama's Party and Their
    Allies" "Band of 14 Devils"
[09:52] ---
    It's jam packed! But I'm still grateful!
[09:54] ---
    I'm grateful, but it's freaking jam
    packed! It's packed! It's stifling!
[10:01] ---
    G-Go! Hurry on through!
[10:06] ---
    O-Oh, yes! Don't cramped places rock?
[10:12] ---
    S-Sure...
[10:16] ---
    The game starts in three minutes.
[10:27] ---
    Man, it's hard to run like this!
[10:29] ---
    K-Kazama-san, fight!
[10:32] ---
    Shuddup!
[10:34] ---
    At any rate, let's rush Roka-*senpai
    *to the nurse's office.
[10:38] ---
    Yeah, but isn't the Prez takin' care
    of our biggest threat, Tama-senpai?
[10:43] ---
    Couldn't we deal with those
    other three on our own?
[10:46] ---
    That might be hard.
[10:48] ---
    Huh?
[10:48] ---
    Despite how they look, all of the ex-Student
    Council's members are formidable!
[10:52] ---
    I have a hard time seein' it.
[10:55] ---
    I'll give you a quick rundown
    of the third year's contestants.
[10:59] ---
    There's the ex-Student Council
    Treasurer, Azuma Matsubara-senpai.
[11:02] ---
    She gets great grades, excels at sports
    and maintains high moral standards.
[11:06] ---
    She's the smartest girl since
    the founding of this school.
[11:06] ---
    Big Sister! Big Sister! God!
[11:08] ---
    This perfect girl is popular
    with both students and teachers.
[11:12] ---
    Are you serious? Is she
    really all that great?
[11:16] ---
    Then there's ex-Student Council
    Vice President, Naganuma-senpai.
[11:20] ---
    An anime expert, he brags
    about how he watches
[11:22] ---
    all of the late-night anime as they air.
[11:24] ---
    To compensate for sleep
    deprivation and eye fatigue,
[11:27] ---
    he keeps his eyes half open or
    fully closed while he's at school.
[11:29] ---
    That's why his eyes were closed?!
[11:31] ---
    He's nothing more than an otaku!
[11:34] ---
    There's the ex-Student Council
    Clerk, Shinsen-senpai.
[11:37] ---
    She's also known as Barfy-senpai.
[11:38] ---
    Rumor has it that the acid
    she shoots from her mouth
[11:41] ---
    may or may not melt anything!
[11:44] ---
    No! That isn't right! You flipped
    which picture goes in the front!
[11:49] ---
    Anyway, we just need to keep on
    the lookout for Matsubara-sen--
[11:52] ---
    Fire Archer! Fire--
[11:55] ---
    It's been ten minutes.
[11:57] ---
    Really? Then why don't we get started?
[12:03] ---
    You intentionally said something
    before launching your attack.
[12:06] ---
    You're surprisingly nice, Senpai.
[12:10] ---
    Because I'm your senpai.
[12:15] ---
    Shall we get started?
[12:17] ---
    Sounds good!
[12:50] ---
    Ultimate Attack! Dance of the Narcissus!
[12:53] ---
    "Ultimate Attack: Dance of the Narcissus"
[12:57] ---
    Fascinating.
[13:07] ---
    "Incoming Call" "Takao"
[13:10] ---
    Hello?
[13:11] ---
    Hey!
[13:11] ---
    Huh?! Why did you pick up?
[13:14] ---
    Anyway, we've got a problem!
    The President is--
[13:18] ---
    Hey, what's wrong?!
[13:19] ---
    I'll handle things here!
[13:21] ---
    Please hurry and get
    Roka-senpai somewhere safe!
[13:24] ---
    Then go give Chitose-senpai a hand!
[13:26] ---
    S-Sure!
[13:28] ---
    Hey, will the Prez be okay?
[13:30] ---
    She seemed so confident when she
    said she'd hold that chick back.
[13:34] ---
    Chitose...
[13:36] ---
    The offense and defense
    in this fight is insane!
[13:39] ---
    You're awfully resilient today, Ataru-chan.
[13:46] ---
    Have you ever heard the saying,
    "Diamonds never break"?
[13:49] ---
    I bet that crazy Ataru-chan shield of
    yours will break in another two hits.
[13:55] ---
    Um, in a four-on-four battle,
    isn't that against the rules?
[14:00] ---
    She's using him as an object
    instead of a person, so, hmm...
[14:06] ---
    It's allowed!
[14:07] ---
    Sweet!
[14:10] ---
    Sucks to be you!
[14:12] ---
    This is where you'll be retiring.
[14:16] ---
    Kazama-kun, I'm afraid
    I can't go easy on you.
[14:20] ---
    Naganuma-senpai, I can tell! You're good!
[14:25] ---
    I only go easy on people who sound like
    2D characters, girl voice actresses,
[14:29] ---
    or people who could pass
    off as voice actresses!
[14:32] ---
    What did you just say?
[14:34] ---
    Furthermore, you and you sound
    cute like voice actresses!
[14:38] ---
    I'm in a real pinch here!
[14:40] ---
    I swear I can hear their voices
    coming from your mouths!
[14:43] ---
    Then what are you doing here?!
[14:45] ---
    Oh, wow!
[14:47] ---
    Don't act so flattered!
[14:53] ---
    You're good!
[14:55] ---
    You haven't seen anything yet.
[14:57] ---
    Calm down! Those girls are mere students!
[15:02] ---
    They aren't voice actresses!
[15:04] ---
    I can't hear them!
[15:06] ---
    Here I go!
[15:11] ---
    Why are they so painfully different?
[15:13] ---
    Look. Wouldn't it be pretty easy to
    snatch up Naganuma-senpai's cell?
[15:18] ---
    Kazama-san, please keep a level head!
[15:20] ---
    Times like this call for caution!
[15:23] ---
    "Pokey!"
[15:23] ---
    Besides, to fight Naganuma-senpai,
[15:25] ---
    you'd have to put me down
    even if you didn't want to!
[15:28] ---
    We must avoid that at all costs!
[15:30] ---
    I'm gonna put you down now.
[15:32] ---
    You can't!
[15:33] ---
    You know, my arms have taken all they can!
[15:35] ---
    But our fight has just begun.
[15:39] ---
    Gosh darn it! I've been holdin'
    you for a friggin' long time!
[15:42] ---
    I can't believe you made a girl
    self-conscious of her weight...
[15:44] ---
    That's not cool.
[15:45] ---
    Someone in the midst of a
    fight just chewed me out!
[15:48] ---
    Girls are light!
[15:51] ---
    Are those real girls?!
[15:52] ---
    Kazama-san, this isn't the time to
    waste your energy on cracking jokes!
[15:56] ---
    I can't believe you!
[15:57] ---
    Why you little...!
[16:00] ---
    We'll have to split this scene for now!
[16:04] ---
    Fools! You abandoned your underclassman.
[16:07] ---
    Now it's two against one!
[16:09] ---
    Big Brother Naganuma, you would
    never stoop that low, would you?
[16:17] ---
    Big Brother will fight fair and square!
[16:24] ---
    For my love of anime voices,
[16:28] ---
    I will... take you down!
[16:31] ---
    Naganuma-senpai opened his eyes!
[16:34] ---
    She has a great voice, too!
[16:36] ---
    Despite his appearances, that
    senpai is the most overbearing!
[16:39] ---
    And Matsubara-senpai is bringing
    the battle back to us!
[16:41] ---
    Nothing about our situation has improved!
[16:43] ---
    Kazama-san, please put me down.
[16:46] ---
    I've mostly recovered. Leave me
    here so you can get a move on!
[16:50] ---
    Don't tell me you've mostly recovered!
[16:52] ---
    You're still trembling.
[16:54] ---
    Please hug me tight before you put me down.
[16:56] ---
    Then I'll be all charged up!
[16:58] ---
    How does that work?!
[17:00] ---
    It's a maiden's secret.
[17:02] ---
    Now hurry it up!
[17:04] ---
    Not in your wildest dreams!
[17:06] ---
    I guess I can live without it...
[17:08] ---
    But... it's about time we
    started our counterattack.
[17:13] ---
    First, we'll break up like this.
[17:15] ---
    Oh! Is this your strategy
    to help me get away?
[17:17] ---
    But there's no way I can leave you behind!
[17:22] ---
    We really should go to
    the nurse's office first.
[17:24] ---
    Just a second. Naganuma-*senpai
    *couldn't go too hard on me
[17:27] ---
    since I remind him of a voice actress.
[17:30] ---
    And while it'd be nice if you could
    defeat him without getting hurt,
[17:34] ---
    that's probably impossible.
[17:35] ---
    He might even defeat you.
[17:37] ---
    You think that little of me?!
[17:39] ---
    And if possible, I'd rather you
    dealt with Tama-senpai instead.
[17:44] ---
    Chitose will have a hard
    time facing her alone.
[17:46] ---
    And she's already broken my bag attack.
[17:50] ---
    I know I'm asking for the
    impossible, Kazama-san!
[17:53] ---
    But please save Chitose!
[17:56] ---
    All right. So, how do I get up there?
[18:00] ---
    She really does sound just like her.
[18:00] ---
    Naganuma-senpai is sure
    to come after me first.
[18:03] ---
    You'll use your secret move to dodge him!
[18:06] ---
    What... is my secret move?
[18:10] ---
    Naturally, it is...
[18:19] ---
    Have you given up?
[18:21] ---
    Like hell we have!
[18:22] ---
    I wouldn't underestimate
    Kazama-san if I were you!
[18:25] ---
    Isn't that what you're doing?!
[18:27] ---
    Kazama-san's secret move...!
[18:30] ---
    K-Kazama-san, over here!
[18:44] ---
    Oh, no!
[18:48] ---
    This is the super jump he showed
    us at the Game Tournament!
[18:52] ---
    With Yamada's support, Kazama's marvelous
    jumping capacity has been doubled!
[18:56] ---
    Nice, Yamada!
[19:03] ---
    What?!
[19:04] ---
    Did you see that?!
[19:05] ---
    This is Kazama's secret move that he
    used to defeat me! The Vertical Jump!
[19:10] ---
    "Secret Move: Vertical Jump"
[19:12] ---
    That's his secret move?
[19:17] ---
    My secret move is kinda...
[19:19] ---
    I saw that jump just now.
[19:21] ---
    "Ma Kuta Kisarazu - 184 93cm"
[19:21] ---
    We came like Tama-*senpai
    *said and look what we found!
[19:23] ---
    "Kiyoshi Higashigawa - 183cm"
[19:25] ---
    You've gotta join the Basketball Team!
[19:25] ---
    "Sou Kameyamagami - 180cm"
[19:26] ---
    What?!
[19:29] ---
    So it looks like I'm gonna have issues
    losin' these basketball freaks!
[19:32] ---
    Why're you guys dribblin' while ya chase me?!
[19:34] ---
    Are you tryin' to impress
    me? Show your stuff off?!
[19:42] ---
    Well, don't you think it's
    about time we fought for real?
[19:45] ---
    You're one scary underclassman.
[19:47] ---
    In that case, I'd better stop goofing off.
[19:50] ---
    I won't go easy on you just
    because you've taken damage!
[19:58] ---
    That's one down, for now.
[20:06] ---
    "What is the name of the magical girl
    anime based off Tokyo's 23 wards?"
[20:10] ---
    A norm could never answer that question!
[20:13] ---
    Bagging me won't do you any good!
[20:17] ---
    I've made a horrible mistake!
[20:19] ---
    I set my background to a picture of "23
    Tokyo Wards Magical Defense Girl, Fuchuu-chan"!
[20:25] ---
    Crap! Why'd I give her such a huge hint?!
[20:28] ---
    Don't look at my background! Please!
[20:31] ---
    Oh, this is "23 Tokyo Wards Magical
    Defense Girl, Fuchuu-chan."
[20:36] ---
    Wha--?!
[20:37] ---
    She knew without the hint?!
[20:40] ---
    "Ex-Student Council Vice
    President" "Naganuma: Retired"
[20:44] ---
    I'm leaving the rest up to you, Kazama-san.
[20:48] ---
    Now then, it looks like we
    have a powerful foe here.
[20:52] ---
    You're good, but are you sure
    you wanted to send him upstairs?
[20:57] ---
    I am. I'm sure Kazama-san
    will figure something out.
[21:01] ---
    Cold Freezer! Cold Freezer!
[21:04] ---
    Huh?! It's from Kazama!
[21:05] ---
    Cold Freezer! Cold Freezer!
[21:06] ---
    Oh, no! What should I do?
[21:10] ---
    Cold--
[21:12] ---
    H-Hello?
[21:13] ---
    Hey, are you still in the same classroom?!
[21:15] ---
    What's with that dribbling noise?!
[21:16] ---
    More importantly, is she holdin' up okay?
[21:18] ---
    Uh, nuh-huh...
[21:20] ---
    The President is in real trouble here.
[21:24] ---
    Please put your cell on speaker.
[21:26] ---
    Uh, okay.
[21:29] ---
    Hey, can everyone hear me?
[21:32] ---
    What's that dribbling noise?
[21:34] ---
    Hey, Prez! You still alive?
[21:36] ---
    From what I've heard,
[21:37] ---
    you and Tama-senpai have a nasty
    relationship that goes way back.
[21:43] ---
    You've never once beaten her, have you?
[21:47] ---
    I wish he kept calling me Tama-chan!
[21:49] ---
    I'm sorry this happened all because of me!
[21:52] ---
    If only I didn't let them catch me...
[21:54] ---
    Anyway, I'll be right up!
[21:57] ---
    Please hang in there until then!
[22:01] ---
    "Hang in there," huh?
[22:04] ---
    All that dribbling is freaking annoying!
[22:07] ---
    What happened to Roka?
[22:08] ---
    She recovered and is doing fine!
[22:11] ---
    That's why I'm heading up ahead of her!
[22:13] ---
    Although I'm surrounded at the moment...
[22:16] ---
    All right. Get your butt
    up here, Shield No. 2!
[22:21] ---
    Otherwise I'll finish things
    before you ever get here!
[22:24] ---
    Should you really be
    putting on that tough act?
[22:27] ---
    Huh? What are you talkin'
    about, you pigtailed twit?!
[22:33] ---
    We're just getting started!
[22:34] ---
    So what if you put your hair into
    a ponytail? It's only one tail!
[22:38] ---
    Do you think it can defeat my pigtails?
[22:41] ---
    Wait! What type of fight is this?!
[22:56] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:58] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[23:01] ---
    I don't know anything about
[23:03] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!
[23:06] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[23:08] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[23:11] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[23:13] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[23:17] ---
    I made a new game.
[23:19] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[23:21] ---
    I've already played it...
[23:28] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[23:32] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[23:35] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up
[23:37] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:40] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[23:43] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[23:48] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:50] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:53] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!
[24:20] ---
    Don't scream when going--
[24:23] ---
    How sad!
[24:24] ---
    "Basketball Team" "Kisarazu: Retired"

12 - At this Rate, You'll have Zero Friends for All Eternity!

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[00:37] ---
    What are you talkin' about,
    you pigtailed twit?!
[00:39] ---
    We're just getting started!
[00:40] ---
    So what if you put your hair into
    a ponytail? It's only one tail!
[00:44] ---
    Do you think it can defeat my pigtails?
[00:47] ---
    I just picked up some bad vibes!
[00:49] ---
    "Home Ec Club's Advisor: Fukuko Nishinaga"
[00:49] ---
    Huh? Where did that come from?
[00:54] ---
    By now, the ex-Student Council's third years
[00:56] ---
    should be fighting the kids from the
    Game Creation Club (Provisional).
[01:00] ---
    Th-That's horrible!
[01:02] ---
    You're the counselor for the
    third years, Mr. Torada!
[01:04] ---
    Why are you allowing such
    outrageous behavior?
[01:06] ---
    "Third Years' Counselor: Boruta Torada"
[01:08] ---
    Well, I want the third years to have
[01:10] ---
    some fond memories when they graduate.
[01:12] ---
    I'm trying to be a nice teacher.
[01:14] ---
    In that case, I'll bet this
    bean-filled pancake on
[01:18] ---
    the Game Creation Club
    (Provisional)'s victory.
[01:19] ---
    Wait, Ms. Ohsawa! Why are
    you betting on who will win?
[01:23] ---
    Whoa! In that case, I'll put
    down these Tokyo Nananas
[01:27] ---
    "Tokyo Specialty: Tokyo Nanana"
[01:27] ---
    that I got to share with everyone.
[01:30] ---
    I've never seen a Tokyo resident
    pass out a Tokyo specialty before!
[01:34] ---
    Hmm. This looks like fun.
[01:36] ---
    Mr. Sean Cone Cone!
[01:38] ---
    Please allow me to put this down on
    the Game Creation Club (Provisional).
[01:43] ---
    Th-That really upped the stakes!
[01:45] ---
    This is the key to some treasure
    that I found in one of my digs.
[01:50] ---
    Are you sure you want to risk losing that?!
[01:52] ---
    You see, it's missing one of its eyes.
[01:55] ---
    No matter how hard I searched,
    I simply couldn't find it.
[01:58] ---
    Apparently I wasn't meant
    to unlock the treasure.
[02:02] ---
    So even if I kept this, the
    treasure would simply go to waste.
[02:06] ---
    How horrible!
[02:08] ---
    Huh? But doesn't it look like...?
[02:11] ---
    It couldn't be!
[02:13] ---
    No way!
[02:14] ---
    Could it be the family
    treasure Grandma gave me
[02:17] ---
    that has been passed down for generations?!
[02:22] ---
    I-I'm betting on the third years.
[02:22] ---
    "Fukuko Nishinaga makes
    the bet of a lifetime."
[02:24] ---
    Uh, umm... I'll wager the cupcakes
[02:27] ---
    that a student is bringing in later!
[02:28] ---
    The straight-laced Ms. Nishinaga made a bet!
[02:33] ---
    "This opening has nothing
    to do with the main story."
[02:36] ---
    Our story shall jump back to the
    beginning of their fatal relationship!
[02:42] ---
    "Chitose: 4 Years Old"
[02:44] ---
    "Chitose's Big Sister: 14 Years Old"
[02:46] ---
    Chi-chan, you're always playing by yourself.
[02:49] ---
    I'm worried that you'll
    never make any friends.
[02:53] ---
    Sis, it-it's all done!
[02:56] ---
    Wow! That's such a big mountain.
[03:02] ---
    Wh-Who are you?
[03:05] ---
    I'm Tama-chan. I'm five.
[03:08] ---
    "Tama: 5 Years Old"
[03:09] ---
    You're five? That makes
    you older than Chi-chan.
[03:12] ---
    S-Say, kiddo!
[03:14] ---
    Why don't you be friends
    with my sister, Chi-chan?
[03:18] ---
    You know, Chi-chan, you're always
    playing quietly by yourself.
[03:21] ---
    You don't have any friends!
[03:23] ---
    Chi-chan, you need to make some friends!
[03:26] ---
    I'm worried about you.
[03:30] ---
    So having said that, would you
    mind being friends with Chi-chan?
[03:35] ---
    Look! I'll give you this sucker.
[03:38] ---
    "Lollipop"
[03:39] ---
    Huh?! I never said I'd
    give you the whole bag!
[03:41] ---
    Did you think a single piece of
    candy was enough to win me over?
[03:45] ---
    I caught a big fish?!
[03:48] ---
    But I already have a bunch of lackeys
[03:51] ---
    and I don't really need any friends.
[03:53] ---
    Lackeys?! She's a bigger fish than I thought!
[03:56] ---
    Chi-chan, this is bad!
[03:57] ---
    At this rate, you'll have zero
    friends for all eternity!
[03:59] ---
    No!
[04:01] ---
    May I play in the sandbox?
[04:04] ---
    "Roka: 4 Years Old"
[04:09] ---
    "And thus, the destined three came to meet!"
[04:12] ---
    What's with this flashback?!
[04:15] ---
    love to fight love to fight Does
    it matter if it's soy or love?
[04:18] ---
    love to fight love to fight I'd love to fight
[04:21] ---
    Gimme a hyped high-five nice and
    high; Every day is a rollercoaster
[04:25] ---
    You're stunning, understand?
    I feel like good tungsten
[04:28] ---
    I never know why
[04:32] ---
    Eat a bun with bean jam and defy cause
    and effect in a copyrightable way
[04:35] ---
    Get roughed up, bite, snipe,
    spike and lose all your cash
[04:38] ---
    You never know why; Isn't that right?
[04:43] ---
    We're a group of geeks with ambition,
    despair, and angler fish... Just kidding
[04:50] ---
    We're such dramatic sleazebags
    that we're heretics
[04:53] ---
    Let's tackle making some games!
[04:58] ---
    It's not like we haven't figured that out,
    so halleluiah (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[05:05] ---
    If you get out of love with a mortal injury,
    it was a gallant way to kill time (Oh, yay!)
[05:11] ---
    It's not like we haven't
    figured that much out,
[05:15] ---
    which earns another halleluiah
    (Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!)
[05:18] ---
    Even if a great hero doesn't save the world,
[05:23] ---
    Or a great demon king
    doesn't destroy the world,
[05:27] ---
    I'm very much about to get a...
[05:30] ---
    Fever (Oh!) ever (Oh!) never
    (Oh!) game over alright
[05:48] ---
    "At this Rate, You'll Have Zero
    Friends for All Eternity!"
[05:48] ---
    She's bent on playing by herself, isn't she?
[05:52] ---
    She's playing?
[05:55] ---
    Sis!
[05:57] ---
    I'm not sure how long I'll be around.
[06:00] ---
    So, Chi-chan, your teens will be
    hard if you don't make some friends.
[06:05] ---
    Sis...
[06:07] ---
    You've got it wrong, Sis! I like the sandbox!
[06:10] ---
    It's my dream to build the
    ultimate sand castle someday!
[06:15] ---
    Huh?
[06:17] ---
    I never realized Chi-chan was
    aiming for such heights...
[06:20] ---
    So she isn't hiding out in the sandbox
    because she's bad at sports, huh?
[06:25] ---
    I see. I'll admit, I didn't
    realize you had a dream.
[06:30] ---
    I'm sure everyone will come see
    the sand castle once it's done!
[06:34] ---
    Then you'll have lots of friends!
[06:36] ---
    Uh-huh!
[06:39] ---
    The ultimate sand castle...
[06:41] ---
    I like the sound of that.
[06:43] ---
    I will offer you my assistance.
[06:49] ---
    "Castle, Elite, Hard, Stairs,
    Make this First, Second"
[06:56] ---
    Hey, why don't you go join--
[07:04] ---
    As long as there is breath in my body,
[07:07] ---
    I will not allow you to build the
    ultimate sand castle on my island!
[07:10] ---
    She really is a big shot!
[07:14] ---
    That's unacceptable! I will punish
    any who trample on another's dreams!
[07:20] ---
    Go on. It's your turn to get back at her.
[07:24] ---
    If you want to accomplish something, you
    must be prepared to dirty your hands.
[07:30] ---
    What?! Who is this cool kid?!
[07:38] ---
    S-Say...
[07:41] ---
    Could you please tell me
    your name? I'm... Chitose!
[07:47] ---
    My name is not worth mentioning.
[07:49] ---
    Hey! You should tell her!
[07:54] ---
    But you've done well, Chi-chan.
[07:57] ---
    You're such a big girl.
[08:00] ---
    Waah! I'll never forgive you!
[08:03] ---
    I will dedicate my heart and
    soul to getting in your way!
[08:07] ---
    Thus, Chitose Karasuyama and Tama
    Sakai began their fated battle
[08:11] ---
    that continued throughout the years!
[08:14] ---
    "began their fated battle that continued
    throughout the years! -END-"
[08:16] ---
    Yeah?
[08:17] ---
    So that happened to Tama-san...
[08:19] ---
    What's with the "thus"?
[08:23] ---
    Hey, Kazama-san! How did
    you like the composition?
[08:26] ---
    Wasn't that a touching story?
[08:27] ---
    You wrote that?!
[08:29] ---
    See! We should have written more
    about Chi-chan and her sister here.
[08:35] ---
    You might be right.
[08:36] ---
    Why're you workin' together to write this?!
[08:39] ---
    Roka-senpai, it bites how I'm not
    included in your rendition of the past,
[08:43] ---
    so please mention how I'm playing
    with a faucet in the park!
[08:48] ---
    All right! I'll revise the story.
[08:50] ---
    Don't abuse your creative license!
[08:53] ---
    Even though she was a kid, I doubt
    the Prez was ever that cute.
[08:57] ---
    That was all fiction, wasn't it?
[09:04] ---
    Ah, okay. Got it. So it's true. Ahem, ahem!
[09:09] ---
    Hey! What's the matter with you?
[09:12] ---
    What about a sandbox?
[09:13] ---
    Shuddup! It's nothing.
[09:17] ---
    The President has her hair in a ponytail!
[09:19] ---
    You're right!
[09:19] ---
    She's movin' around. Of course
    she's gonna pull her hair back.
[09:22] ---
    Stupid! Doesn't that turn you on?!
[09:24] ---
    What?
[09:25] ---
    Ponytails are the primary
    hairstyle for athletic girls!
[09:28] ---
    Kazama-kun, don't you like ponytails?!
[09:30] ---
    Huh? Me? What?!
[09:32] ---
    Don't you like them?
[09:33] ---
    Then join the basketball team!
[09:34] ---
    Why should I?! Is that
    why you joined the team?
[09:36] ---
    Your heart skipped a beat when
    you saw how different she looks!
[09:40] ---
    Did not!
[09:41] ---
    What?! Is that true, Kazama?!
[09:42] ---
    Hell no!
[09:44] ---
    I've got pigtails!
[09:45] ---
    Stop trying to compete over your hair!
[09:47] ---
    No, she's right! Pigtails are also nice!
[09:50] ---
    Kazama-kun, let's ogle
    at their hair together.
[09:52] ---
    Go focus on basketball practice!
[09:56] ---
    Shut up!
[09:58] ---
    Run for it!
[10:00] ---
    Hey, didn't you go after the wrong guys?
[10:02] ---
    Their yapping gave me the heebie-jeebies.
[10:03] ---
    So? Which do you like?
[10:05] ---
    D-Do I have to pick?
[10:08] ---
    Yup.
[10:09] ---
    Th-There are more than just
    two hairstyles out there.
[10:14] ---
    Anyway, I'm Shield No. 2.
[10:19] ---
    I ain't about to let you squash
    our club over a dumb whim.
[10:26] ---
    And for another thing, Tama-senpai,
[10:28] ---
    those kiddy pigtails look horrible on you.
[10:33] ---
    You just turned every girl who
    wears pigtails against you.
[10:36] ---
    So on behalf of everyone in
    pigtails, I will crush you.
[10:42] ---
    And I'm Tama-chan, not Tama-senpai!
[10:58] ---
    Th-They're just playing Cell Thieves, right?
[11:01] ---
    They aren't fighting, are they?
[11:02] ---
    N-Not yet...
[11:04] ---
    Gulp!
[11:06] ---
    Senpai, why are you going to
    such lengths to mess with us?
[11:10] ---
    Think! As the ex-Student Body President,
[11:13] ---
    I can't let Chi-chan's outrageous
    behavior slide, now can I?
[11:16] ---
    That isn't the real reason, is it?
[11:18] ---
    Teehee!
[11:19] ---
    She's always been like this,
    ever since we were little.
[11:22] ---
    "Chitose Karasuyama"
[11:23] ---
    "Tama: 7 Years Old" "Chitose: 6 Years Old"
[11:24] ---
    She comes after Roka and
    I over every little thing.
[11:24] ---
    "Tama: 12 Years Old" "Chitose: 11 Years Old"
[11:26] ---
    "Tama: 15 Years Old" "Chitose: 14 Years Old"
[11:28] ---
    You're still makin' references
    to that flashback?
[11:31] ---
    I thought she was being
    awfully quiet of late.
[11:33] ---
    In fact, I forgot all about her.
[11:34] ---
    Don't forget about her after ranting
    about "fate" and "bad blood."
[11:36] ---
    I don't know about any "bad blood."
[11:39] ---
    Chi-chan is just plain fun to mess with.
[11:49] ---
    Are you all right, Kenji?
[11:51] ---
    Ataru, you're here?
[11:52] ---
    It's a bit late to be asking this,
[11:54] ---
    but why are the girls in our
    school so freakishly strong?
[11:55] ---
    It really is a bit late.
[11:57] ---
    What's with those sumo slaps?!
[11:58] ---
    They stinkin' hurt! And
    they really sent me flying!
[12:00] ---
    Tama-senpai's slaps pack a wallop!
[12:03] ---
    "She's good!"
[12:03] ---
    She's impressed sumo wrestlers
    in the second-highest division!
[12:04] ---
    And her rotating pigtail technique,
    Double Kabuki, keeps her enemies at bay.
[12:08] ---
    It also serves as an attack,
    making for one fearsome move!
[12:12] ---
    She's shocked kabuki actors with it!
[12:12] ---
    "I'm shocked!"
[12:13] ---
    Who wouldn't be?!
[12:14] ---
    And why is she using a move that
    she invented in elementary school?!
[12:18] ---
    I am the man who survived
    that crazy onslaught!
[12:21] ---
    But you're battered and bruised!
[12:24] ---
    Don't underestimate my recovery speed.
[12:26] ---
    Now use me as your shield!
[12:28] ---
    I-I don't need a shield.
[12:29] ---
    Use me! Please use me!
[12:31] ---
    Ataru, you're such a pain in the butt!
[12:35] ---
    Hey! Why are my lowly shields
    resting on the sidelines?
[12:39] ---
    You know, we don't have
    to defeat Tama-senpai.
[12:41] ---
    Aw, my neck hurts.
[12:43] ---
    Won't we win if we steal her
    cell and input the keyword?
[12:45] ---
    I'd do that if I could.
[12:48] ---
    No, I wanna defeat her.
[12:49] ---
    The truth's out! You wanna take her down!
[12:51] ---
    Well, getting my cell is no easy matter.
[12:55] ---
    Considering where she put it, we
    have to defeat her to snatch it!
[12:59] ---
    Sheesh!
[12:59] ---
    Lookie! Lookie!
[13:01] ---
    We could never take it from her.
[13:04] ---
    For the record, I'm gonna take
    my time stealing your cells
[13:09] ---
    after I kick everyone's butts.
[13:10] ---
    You're merciless!
[13:12] ---
    Kazama, you set her off with that tough act.
[13:15] ---
    I set her off...?
[13:16] ---
    Oh, over the ponytail.
[13:18] ---
    And you avoided the question.
[13:20] ---
    Huh?
[13:20] ---
    So, Kenji, use me! C'mon!
[13:23] ---
    Eh?!
[13:23] ---
    You heard him! The least you
    can do is help wear her out.
[13:26] ---
    What?!
[13:31] ---
    Bring it on, Tama-senpai! I'll
    take everything you throw at me!
[13:36] ---
    Why are you so excited?!
[13:38] ---
    They've been doing this, but
    isn't it against the rules?
[13:45] ---
    He's being treated like a thing,
    so they're in the clear.
[13:48] ---
    A thing...
[13:50] ---
    Oh, okay. In that case,
    I'm free to break "it."
[14:00] ---
    Ataru!
[14:02] ---
    That goes beyond the level of mere slaps!
[14:04] ---
    You know, you're welcome
    to walk out of this game.
[14:07] ---
    Since you're the guy who defeated
    "Ultimate Darkness" Roka-chan,
[14:10] ---
    I was kinda looking forward to facing you.
[14:13] ---
    But it looks like you just got lucky.
[14:15] ---
    Stop right there, Tama-senpai!
[14:17] ---
    I don't wanna hear another
    bad word about Kenji!
[14:20] ---
    Despite being a norm, he's
    managed to make it this far!
[14:24] ---
    He's come so far when he's the
    weakest member in our party!
[14:26] ---
    Hey! Ataru, you jerk!
[14:28] ---
    In short, isn't he just a norm?
[14:31] ---
    Sure enough, you don't have
    what it takes to face me.
[14:38] ---
    She's strong!
[14:39] ---
    For my final move, I'll
    push you out of the ring.
[14:47] ---
    ...coincidence.
[14:50] ---
    It's just a coincidence
    that I'm standing here.
[14:52] ---
    No, that's no coincidence!
[14:53] ---
    I don't want to see the provisional club
    get shut down over something like this!
[14:58] ---
    You...
[15:01] ---
    When I see you take a stance,
    it makes me wanna root for you.
[15:05] ---
    I-I just so happened to be here when
    I was on my way to the restroom.
[15:08] ---
    Uh, safe!
[15:11] ---
    You don't get it!
[15:13] ---
    He'd need more than luck to defeat Roka.
[15:18] ---
    C'mon! Let's go after her, Shield!
[15:19] ---
    You still have some fight left in you, right?
[15:21] ---
    I won't let you join my Game Creation
    Club if yours gets shut down,
[15:25] ---
    so you'd better not lose.
[15:29] ---
    Kenji, if you lose the club,
[15:31] ---
    let's go back to the olden days when
    we'd grab some snacks and go home.
[15:34] ---
    You've already given up?!
[15:35] ---
    Uh, Takao-san,
[15:37] ---
    don't you need to go to the restroom?
[15:37] ---
    "Go | Don't Go"
[15:39] ---
    Y-You're bringing that up now?!
[15:41] ---
    All righty, then! Let's get this over
    with so Takao can run to the lady's room!
[15:45] ---
    What?! I-I only, you know? Jeez!
[15:52] ---
    I never expected to tie with a first year.
[15:54] ---
    Wasn't it a pretty decent fight?
[15:58] ---
    But, Matsubara-senpai, didn't
    you hold back big time?
[16:02] ---
    What makes you say that?
[16:04] ---
    The question on your cell
    phone was way too easy.
[16:09] ---
    You never planned on winning, did you?
[16:12] ---
    But even with me out of
    the game, Tama is strong.
[16:16] ---
    Not a problem. The senpai
    in my club are strong, too.
[16:21] ---
    Chi-chan and Roka-chan are undeniably strong.
[16:24] ---
    What about that Kazama kid?
[16:28] ---
    If I had to describe him,
    I'd say he's "average."
[16:30] ---
    Then they're in trouble.
[16:31] ---
    But when push comes to shove...
[16:34] ---
    he'll use kinda dirty tricks
    to pull through or fail trying.
[16:37] ---
    That's not very reliable!
[16:38] ---
    But he's a good guy.
[16:43] ---
    I'd hate to join the Going Home Club now!
[16:45] ---
    Aren't you a delinquent?
[16:47] ---
    There's no way a norm and a norm who
    loves to dig could hope to defeat me.
[16:52] ---
    Who do you think you are, Senpai?
[16:55] ---
    Me? A super girl who turned
    Japanese culture into attacks.
[17:00] ---
    Don't screw with Japanese culture!
[17:01] ---
    I can't stand the idea of
    getting lumped with that norm!
[17:05] ---
    Why? Because I'm blessed
    by the power of earth!
[17:08] ---
    Please talk in normal Japanese!
[17:16] ---
    "Ya! Ya! Ya!"
[17:21] ---
    That was nothin'!
[17:24] ---
    You're holding out longer than I expected.
[17:27] ---
    Will you take back what you
    said about me being a norm?
[17:29] ---
    Sure! You've taken more hits than
    Ataru-chan, so you can't be a norm!
[17:35] ---
    You're a super masochistic freak!
[17:37] ---
    After I endured all those attacks,
    that's your conclusion?!
[17:38] ---
    A super masochist?!
[17:39] ---
    What's with that reaction?!
[17:41] ---
    What the hell?!
[17:43] ---
    Not you, too!
[17:45] ---
    Man, I think we've just about got her!
[17:48] ---
    "Tama"
[17:49] ---
    Senpai is startin' to look worn out.
[17:51] ---
    "Chitose" "Kazama"
[17:51] ---
    Yeah, but so are you.
[17:53] ---
    You aren't any better.
[17:55] ---
    Well, to be honest, I'm beat!
[17:56] ---
    It's about time I put an end to this.
[17:58] ---
    To the way I've harassed
    you throughout high school?
[18:01] ---
    To all of the crap you've put
    me through since I was a kid!
[18:04] ---
    Then maybe I should totally crush you,
[18:07] ---
    so I can enjoy the rest of high school!
[18:10] ---
    I'm gonna kick your butt
[18:12] ---
    and build a massive sand
    castle here at school!
[18:14] ---
    What a lame dream!
[18:22] ---
    What type of high school girl
    keeps mud balls in her pocket?
[18:25] ---
    What type of high school
    girl has an ultimate move?!
[18:28] ---
    Both sound nuts to me!
[18:31] ---
    I finally managed to get past your defenses.
[18:34] ---
    So what are you going to do now?
[18:37] ---
    Defeat me? Grope me?
[18:46] ---
    Tama-chan-senpai, you look prettier
    with your hair down and more mature.
[18:53] ---
    Uh, ummm...
[18:56] ---
    Go on. I pulled through,
    just like I said I would.
[19:06] ---
    My finishing move was a summon!
[19:08] ---
    That wasn't a finishing move.
[19:10] ---
    Kazama-san stealthily responded
    to the text I sent him.
[19:14] ---
    "Kenji Kazama" "Sub: Re: Past Bad
    Blood" "I'll make an opening."
[19:15] ---
    That's cheating!
[19:17] ---
    We did it!
[19:18] ---
    I haven't been able to bag Tama-senpai
    since the first time I met her, Chi-chan!
[19:22] ---
    Roka...!
[19:24] ---
    I've told you not to call me
    that. I hate that nickname.
[19:27] ---
    "Message: Q. What is today's
    Lunch Set A at our cafeteria?"
[19:31] ---
    The same as yesterday: The Pork Shabu Set.
[19:34] ---
    C-Correct!
[19:35] ---
    Wouldn't anyone know the
    answer to that question?
[19:38] ---
    She doesn't actually want
    to fight you guys for real.
[19:41] ---
    All of you can be royal pains, huh?
[19:43] ---
    We did it! We did it!
[19:43] ---
    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[19:49] ---
    So, you can't shut down our club.
[19:52] ---
    Right, right. It'll have to stay.
[19:55] ---
    I'll play with you again sometime, Chi-chan!
[19:57] ---
    Don't bother!
[20:00] ---
    Sheesh! They're actually
    good friends, aren't they?
[20:05] ---
    Sure are.
[20:07] ---
    Tada! I got some anti-nausea
    medicine from the nurse's office.
[20:10] ---
    I'm back and I'm in tip-top shape!
[20:11] ---
    Let's swat them like flies!
    How many have you defeated?
[20:14] ---
    Ah, have you taken all of them out?
[20:16] ---
    Oh, yeah. We still had her.
[20:18] ---
    There's still her...
[20:20] ---
    There is still her...
[20:22] ---
    She's left...
[20:28] ---
    It stinks!
[20:29] ---
    V-Victory goes to the Game
    Creation Club (Provisional)!
[20:34] ---
    "Game Creation Club (Provisional)"
[20:37] ---
    "Mom finds your porn mags and
    confiscates them. Lose 1 turn."
[20:40] ---
    This is boring!
[20:42] ---
    You suck at this!
[20:44] ---
    But I kick butt at kabuki and sumo slaps.
[20:47] ---
    Senpai, haven't you been
    dropping by a tad much lately?
[20:50] ---
    I'm just coming for some tea.
[20:53] ---
    Besides, you have a bunch
    of candy to snack on!
[20:55] ---
    And call me Tama-chan.
[20:57] ---
    I'll give you some candy, so leave!
[20:59] ---
    You're begging me to destroy this club!
[21:01] ---
    Go ahead and try!
[21:04] ---
    Tama-senpai!
[21:06] ---
    Uh, Tama-chan...
[21:08] ---
    Yes?
[21:09] ---
    I thought long and hard on this, but why
    don't you go ahead and join our club?
[21:15] ---
    No! I don't wanna join this dull, puny club!
[21:18] ---
    Why you...!
[21:22] ---
    H-Hello.
[21:27] ---
    S-See, I just felt like
    it. I'll put it back soon.
[21:32] ---
    What're you talkin' about?
[21:32] ---
    I said I was doing this on a whim!
[21:34] ---
    It's not like I'm trying to impress you!
[21:36] ---
    Why're you angry?!
[21:37] ---
    I'm not!
[21:39] ---
    Uh, actually... I decided
    to be a bit daring...
[21:43] ---
    Look, Kazama-san. What do you think?
[21:46] ---
    How is it? Lookie! Lookie!
[21:48] ---
    H-Hey! Really!
[21:50] ---
    I said I was just in the
    mood! Give me a break!
[21:50] ---
    What's gotten into them?
[21:52] ---
    Look! Lookie!
[21:54] ---
    Hey, guys!
[21:57] ---
    We had a staff meeting about the game
    of tag you played on school grounds.
[22:01] ---
    All of you are suspended for a while.
[22:04] ---
    What?
[22:17] ---
    Penalty Game ☆ Penalty Game
[22:19] ---
    Let's lose a lot since it's fun
[22:22] ---
    I don't know anything about
[22:24] ---
    "Bittersweet youth," but I'm
    pulling through somehow!
[22:27] ---
    Runaway dreams ♡ Runaway dreams
[22:29] ---
    If you're gonna play, drop by after school
[22:32] ---
    Maybe our lazy clique
[22:34] ---
    Will make an evolution timeline
[22:38] ---
    I made a new game.
[22:40] ---
    I'm already selling it.
[22:42] ---
    I've already played it...
[22:49] ---
    We really are the strongest out there!
[22:53] ---
    When we're caught in peals of laughter,
[22:56] ---
    It's your chance to bind,
    bind, bind, bind us up
[22:58] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:01] ---
    Anyway, have fun and give me five
[23:03] ---
    There are hints hidden in today
[23:08] ---
    Once it's started, it's
    started, so get started!
[23:11] ---
    You'll find a fun tomorrow this way!
[23:14] ---
    I've been waiting for you,
    so let's duel... our way!
[23:36] ---
    "Cell Thieves' Other Showdown"
[23:37] ---
    The third years lost!
[23:39] ---
    Yay!
[23:42] ---
    In that case, this crystal
    skull goes to Ms. Ohsawa.
[23:46] ---
    Huh? Are you sure? But you also
    won the bet, Mr. Cone Cone.
[23:49] ---
    But I made the bet with the
    intention to give this to someone.
[23:54] ---
    Thank you.
[23:57] ---
    Tokyo Nananas sure are yummy...
[24:01] ---
    That empty hole there...
[24:03] ---
    Huh? What about the hole?
[24:05] ---
    Doesn't it look like a Tokyo
    Nanana would fit right in?
[24:08] ---
    Eh? Eh?! Eh?!
[24:10] ---
    Oh, it went in!
[24:11] ---
    I can't believe it! You're
    wasting perfectly good food!
[24:13] ---
    And of course it'll fit in! It's soft!
[24:18] ---
    A-A-A-A-A Tokyo Nanana
    unlocked it?! G-Grandma!
[24:26] ---