7 - Let's happy kiss our way to HAPPY Flutter Kicks

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SIGN    HAPPY Flutter Kicks
SIGN    Binan High School  All Men Swimming Competition
[01:40] man
    The Binan High School All
    Men Swimming Competition.
[01:44] man
    It's a traditional event with over 100 years
     of history, held in our school pool.
[01:50] shu
    Such a pain in the neck...
[01:55] dogo
    I bought a new swimsuit, too!
[01:57] waku
    Oh?
[01:57] waku
    Don't first years need to wear
    their school swimsuit?
[02:00] dogo
    Do we?!
[02:03] man
    You should have gotten a handout about it.
[02:05] dogo
    Aw, but why only the first years?
[02:08] man
    That's a 100-year tradition, too.
[02:11] dogo
    It's not fair! You guys have all the fun!
[02:14] kiri
    Kyotaro, have you bought a swimsuit yet?
[02:16] shu
    Not yet. I think I'll just use my
    swimsuit from last year, actually.
[02:20] kiri
    What? You're gonna wear that
    navy blue school swimsuit again?
SIGN    Shuzenji Kyotaro
[02:24] kiri
    It's even got a name tag that says
    "Class 1-B, Shuzenji Kyotaro" on it.
[02:30] shu
    I just don't care about swimsuits, though...
[02:31] dogo
    But, Senpai, if you have
    the freedom to choose...
[02:35] man
    Actually, having the freedom to choose your
    swimsuit comes with a lot of pressure, too.
[02:40] man
    It puts a person's taste on trial.
[02:43] waku
    Of course, the more unremarkable
    a person is on the inside,
[02:46] waku
    the more desperate they are
    to have a remarkable look.
[02:49] dogo
    Yeah! I really want that remarkable look!
[02:52] man
    That's what he was mocking...
[02:54] waku
    I think the swimsuit competition will
    coincide with the Pretty Boy Contest, too.
SIGN    Simultaneous event!
    The Pretty Boy Contest will be held, too!
[03:00] dogo
    You're right!
[03:02] man
    I heard the rule this time is that whoever
    stands out most at the swimming contest wins.
[03:08] dogo
    All the more reason I want a new swimsuit!
[03:11] karl
    Maybe I'll wear one instead!
[03:13] dogo
    Otters don't need clothes!
[03:16] shu
    I'm totally incapable of caring.
[03:18] shu
    I'm going to go home and sleep.
[03:20] kiri
    Hey, wait, Kyotaro!
[03:22] kiri
    What should I wear for my swimsuit?
[03:24] kiri
    Hey! Hey!
SIGN    125th Binan High School  All Men Swimming Competition Binan High School Outdoor Pool Starts 10:00
[03:27] una
    It's finally come.
[03:29] una
    Yes.
[03:30] shira
    I ordered a special swimsuit for myself.
[03:33] shira
    It wouldn't be very "Maasa" to wear the same
    navy blue thing as the other first years!
[03:38] fura
    I see. This will be a fine chance.
[03:41] ata
    In what way?
[03:43] fura
    It's time for us to show our prowess.
[03:46] fura
    We'll use the swimming competition to prove
    that we are the leading men of this world.
[03:51] shira
    No need for that!
[03:53] shira
    Maasa is always the world's
    leading cutiepie!
SIGN    Simultaneous event!
    The Pretty Boy Contest will be held, too!
[03:57] fura
    Pretty Boy Contest?
[03:59] fura
    This is it!
[04:01] fura
    We'll win, and prove that
    the Furanui Knights are...
[04:05] fura
    ...superior!
[04:10] fura
    Damn them...
[04:12] una
    For heaven's sake.
[04:14] una
    Winning the Pretty Boy
    Contest is so beneath us.
[04:19] shira
    For reals.
[04:20] ata
    Yes. Our goal at the swimming contest is—
[04:24] kiri
    Hey, Ata-kun.
[04:29] kiri
    Um... I...
[04:32] kiri
    As the student council, you should go first.
[04:35] shira
    Thank you!
[04:36] una
    C'mon, Ata. They're yielding the way.
[04:38] shira
    Let's go, Senpai.
[04:40] ata
    Right...
[04:44] shu
    What were we talking about again?
[04:48] kiri
    Swimsuits! I gotta figure out what to buy!
[04:49] ata
    Shuzenji Kyotaro.
[04:51] ata
    I'll prepare a special surprise for
    you at the swimming competition.
[04:57] nat
    This season's come again.
[05:01] nat
    I hate swimming class so much...
[05:04] nat
    because I can't swim!
[05:07] nat
    It's always been that way...
[05:08] nat
    I've always been mocked for
    not knowing how to swim.
[05:11] nat
    In kindergarten...
[05:12] nat
    In elementary school...
[05:14] nat
    In middle school...
[05:16] nat
    Always resigned to the corner,
    swimming with a kickboard.
[05:20] sign
    Even though my name means 
    "Fulfilling Summer"...
SIGN    Natsukawa Jujitsu
[05:25] sign
    But summer... Pools... 
    The swimming contest...
[05:29] sign
    I wish they'd all go away!
[05:35] tawara
    For over a century since our founding,
[05:39] tawara
    the All Men Swimming Competition
    has been a tradition at our school.
[05:44] tawara
    In that time, thousands... No, tens of thousands
     of students have cast off their uniforms
[05:47] kiri
    I'm glad I went with the safe choice.
[05:50] tawara
    to bare their flesh and compete,
    bare their flesh and make friends,
[05:51] shu
    Why is the principal's speech so long?
[05:53] tawara
    bare their flesh and exercise,
    bare their flesh and argue...
[05:55] kiri
    Kyotaro, I think you're cheating.
[05:58] shu
    If I nap without a jacket, I'll get cold.
[06:01] dogo
    Taishi, let's give it our all!
SIGN    Manza Taishi
[06:05] man
    This really is humiliating...
[06:08] waku
    There's quite a few of them this year, too.
[06:11] waku
    Everyone's trying to hard
    to assert their uniqueness...
[06:18] tawa
    Now, everyone!
[06:19] tawa
    This year, as fellow disrobed
    men dripping with charm,
[06:23] tawa
    let's all fight our hardest!
[06:29] waku
    He's a bit worked up too, I see.
[06:31] tawara
    And don't forget that the Binan High
    School All Men Swimming Competition
[06:36] tawara
    includes the Pretty Boy Contest, too!
[06:38] tawara
    Now, let's get started!
[06:44] shu
    Time for a nap.
[06:47] ata
    Shuzenji Kyotaro.
[06:49] ata
    Your time will soon come.
[06:51] ata
    Today, you'll be the laughingstock
    of the spectators.
[07:00] karl
    Feeling good and happy!
[07:04] fura
    The fool!
[07:05] tawa
    First, on a floating platform,
[07:07] tawa
    we'll hold the inter-grade king-of-the-mountain
    event, "Butt Out! Rear-End Wrestling".
[07:13] dogo
    Nanao-senpai!
[07:14] dogo
    Let's throw out "senpai" and "kouhai"
    titles and have a fair fight!
[07:18] waku
    Well, aren't you earnest?
[07:20] tawa
    Get ready... Get set...
[07:24] tawa
    Wakura!
[07:27] wa
    Sorry about that, Ichiro-kun.
[07:30] tawa
    Next up, "The Wacky Horseback
    Obstacle Course"!
[07:34] man
    For heaven's sake.
    Why do I have to be the horse?
[07:37] shira
    You know Maasa can't be the horse!
[07:39] shira
    Good thing I beat you at rock-paper-scissors.
[07:41] una
    Maasa! Do your best!
[07:45] masa
    Of course.
[07:47] tawa
    Ready, go!
[07:50] shira
    What are you doing?
    They're getting away from us!
[07:55] man
    Enough of this nonsense...
[07:56] man
    Let the man's spirit be reborn!
[08:00] dogo
    Nice one, Taishi!
[08:02] all
    Manza! Manza! Manza!
[08:05] man
    If you're going to compete,
    it's always best to win, after all.
[08:09] shira
    I can't take it...
[08:17] fura
    The Defense Club is winning this thing!
[08:22] tawara
    "If You Fall, You Fail! Log Rodeo!"
[08:26] una
    Well, looks like I'm up.
[08:29] shira
    Senpai! Fight!
[08:31] tawara
    Ready, go!
[08:38] kiri
    Unazuki-senpai is amazing!
[08:44] una
    That was easy.
[08:48] fura
    So they have it in them after all.
[08:51] waku
    It's fun to watch them all so excited.
[08:55] tawa
    Okay, everyone!
[08:56] tawa
    It's break time!
[08:59] tawa
    The swim club and the wrestling club
    will hold a joint water acrobatics show!
SIGN    I call it, "A Brawn Flower Blooms in Binan"!
SIGN    Take it away!
[09:17] ata
    Where did Shuzenji Kyotaro go?
[09:20] ata
    I was going to put him in the loincloth relay
    and give him the embarrassment of a lifetime.
[09:27] kiri
    There you are!
[09:30] kiri
    Ata-kun, we were supposed to be in
    the chicken fight together, right?
[09:33] ata
    Yes. What about it?
[09:35] kiri
    Suzuki-kun got sick
     and can't participate.
[09:39] ata
    What?
[09:40] kiri
    But don't worry.
[09:41] kiri
    I found a stand-in.
[09:43] ata
    Oh? Who did you ask?
[09:45] kiri
    Well, it's...
[09:50] kiri
    Feels like old times, huh?
[09:54] dogo
    What's with that combination?
[09:56] man
    One of their teammates dropped out, I hear.
[10:00] dogo
    I'm surprised Kyotaro-senpai
    agreed to it, though...
[10:03] man
    I'm sure Kirishima-senpai said,
[10:05] man
    "You just have to ride on top.
     I'm begging you!"
[10:09] man
    ...and forced him into it, basically.
[10:13] waku
    Things are getting interesting here, too!
[10:16] stu
    Look at that little otter!
[10:18] stu
    Super cute!
[10:20] karl
    Blissful and happy!
[10:23] tawara
    Now, let's begin the inter-grade
    All Men Chicken Fight!
[10:27] tawara
    Start!
[10:36] kiri
    They're coming right for us!
[10:39] shu
    So sleepy...
[10:40] ata
    Don't sleep! Take this seriously!
[10:44] man
    Senpai dodged in his sleep!
[10:47] man
    They're coming back!
[10:48] man
    Come on! Wake up!
[10:59] kiri
    We did it!
[11:03] dogo
    Incredible! Kyotaro-senpai won!
[11:06] man
    That's an unexpected result.
[11:08] waku
    It really is.
[11:11] all
    Shuzenji! Shuzenji! Shuzenji! Shuzenji!
[11:13] stu
    Shuzenji-kun could win this
    month's Pretty Boy Contest!
[11:17] stu
    Yeah!
[11:18] kiri
    You did it, Kyotaro!
[11:21] shu
    What a nice nap.
[11:30] fura
    Sniff, sniff.
[11:31] fura
    I smell unhappiness at
    the best possible time.
[11:38] natsu
    With the chicken fight over,
     it's almost my turn.
[11:42] natsu
    Maybe I can still call it off...
[11:45] fura
    Why not ruin everything
    for everyone, instead?
[11:50] natsu
    Aren't you the student council?
[11:53] una
    We understand your suffering.
[11:55] una
    A competition where only
    those who swim can shine...
[11:58] una
    It's truly hell for those who can't.
[12:01] ata
    It's time for you to show them
[12:04] ata
    the suffering you feel, shuffled off to
    a corner of the pool with your kickboard.
[12:11] shira
    And then you can put an end
    to the swimming competition!
[12:22] shira
    Die Verwandlung!
[12:25] shira
    That which is unbreakable is truly strong!
[12:28] shira
    Ritter Diamant!
[12:31] shira
    Affection and comfort...
[12:33] shira
    Ritter Rosenquarz!
[12:36] shira
    Noble and virtuous!
[12:38] shira
    Ritter Amethyst!
[12:42] shira
    We are the Furanui Knights...
[12:44] shira
    Edelstein!
[12:47] shira
    Druck!
[12:48] shira
    Mich!
[12:48] shira
    Hart!
[12:51] shira
    An!
SIGN    Unazuki Taiju Born December 22nd Blood Type: O,  Capricorn Hobbies: Sampling ramen  Likes: Koshihikari rice, observing
[13:06] tawa
    Time for our next event:
    Kickboard Relay, Go!
[13:10] stu
    Huh? Where's Natsukawa?
[13:12] stu
    He's entered in this event.
    Where could he have gone?
[13:18] mon
    I'm right here!
[13:21] stu
    What's that?
[13:22] stu
    A kickboard?
[13:24] mon
    Kickboard Monster has appeared!
[13:28] karl
    Blissful and happy!
[13:31] karl
    What's that?
[13:33] mon
    You people!
[13:35] mon
    The swimming competition is a normie event!
[13:37] mon
    It's only for people who can swim
[13:41] mon
    and narcissists who like
    to show off their bodies!
[13:44] kiri
    Hey, Kyotaro! Wake up!
[13:45] mon
    I, Kickboard Monster, will crush
    this swimming competition!
[13:46] kiri
    Something weird is happening!
[13:50] shu
    Can I go home now?1
[13:52] karl
    You may not!
[13:54] karl
    He's in the depths of anger and suffering!
[13:58] karl
    We need to make him happy!
[14:01] waku
    Another round of the usual, then?
[14:06] karl
    As prince of Honyala Land, I order you!
[14:09] karl
    Become Karl's Knights Happy Kiss
    and save the people!
[14:24] karl
    Now, make your pledge with a kiss.
[15:01] karl
    Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss!
[15:14] karl
    Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss!
[15:28] karl
    Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss!
[15:41] karl
    Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss!
[15:53] karl
    Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss!
[15:58] karl
    Like the flowers that
    bloom across the world...
[16:01] karl
    Like the stars that shine in the night sky...
[16:03] karl
    Like the moon that illuminates
    everything below...
[16:06] karl
    Like the snow that gently
    embraces the land...
[16:08] karl
    Let's bring happiness to the universe!
[16:11] karl
    We are the magic knights who bring happiness!
[16:15] karl
    Karls Knights Happy Kiss!
[16:19] karl
    Knights contract complete!
[16:23] mon
    Who are you people?
[16:24] mon
    With those outfits, you must
    be more summer-loving normies!
[16:28] mon
    I, Kickboard Monster, shall destroy you!
[16:29] kiri
    That's one backwards kickboard.
[16:32] dogo
    Backwards kickboard?
[16:33] dogo
    So you wouldn't move forward
    no matter how hard you kick!
[16:37] man
    That's not how he meant it...
[16:39] float
    What are you people jabbering about?
[16:43] float
    Listen! Kickboards are the symbol
    of people who can't swim!
[16:47] float
    People leave me one by one
    as they learn how to swim,
[16:50] float
    and enjoy summer swimming all on their own!
[16:54] float
    But I'm going to show you.
[16:57] float
    There are poor people out there who have
    to swim with a kickboard all their lives!
[17:03] mon
    Kickboards!
[17:05] kiri
    He's throwing kickboards!
[17:11] mon
    How dare you dodge them!
[17:13] mon
    Then it's time for...
[17:14] mon
    Kickboard Kick!
[17:20] dogo
    Kickboard kicks... That takes me back!
[17:23] dogo
    We used to do that back in the swimming club!
[17:25] dogo
    In the kids' program!
[17:27] mon
    Kids' program?!
[17:29] mon
    Are you telling me I'll
    be a kid all my life?!
[17:32] dogo
    That wasn't what I meant...
[17:34] mon
    Now, Kickboard Flutter Kick!
[17:38] waku
    I reached 18th rank in the 15
    meter kickboard flutter kick.
[17:44] mon
    18th rank?!
[17:45] waku
    Well, I cleared it easily when I was three.
[17:49] kiri
    How far did you go?
[17:51] waku
    I quit at 1st rank.
[17:52] waku
    I was probably around 2nd grade by then.
[17:57] man
    He looks really mad about something...
[18:00] mon
    How dare you mock kickboards!
[18:04] mon
    It's time for...
[18:05] mon
    Kickboard Screw!
[18:11] dogo
    This is really bad!
[18:13] kiri
    What should we do, Kyotaro?
[18:15] kiri
    He's gone!
[18:17] waku
    He's over there.
[18:28] shira
    That's my oyster shell float!
[18:33] mon
    You, there! How dare you relax in here?
[18:36] shu
    But it's silly, isn't it?
[18:38] ---
    What?!
[18:39] shu
    Everyone has their own strengths
    and weaknesses, right?
[18:45] shu
    Some people are bad at the high bar.
[18:47] shu
    Some are bad at jump-rope.
[18:49] shu
    Some are bad at running.
[18:51] shu
    Some are bad at academics,
    at cooking, at athletics...
[18:55] mon
    T-True...
[18:57] shu
    So you just got the short end
    of the stick on swimming, right?
[19:01] mon
    That's true, but...
[19:04] mon
    Because of that, summers are...
    Summers are really hard on me...
[19:08] shu
    There are lots of ways to enjoy
    summer, even if you can't swim.
[19:12] shu
    My favorite summer thing
[19:14] shu
    is lazing around in front of a fan
    after getting out of a hot bath.
[19:21] karl
    Now, everyone! Go!
[19:23] shu
    Come on, Kyotaro!
[19:25] shu
    Get over here already!
[19:28] shu
    This scallop shell seemed really
    nice for napping, though...
[19:32] shira
    It's not a scallop shell!
    It's an oyster shell!
[19:35] shira
    Now! Use your powers
    combined to make him happy!
[19:38] shira
    Are you happy?
[19:39] shira
    Yes!
[19:40] shira
    Are you happy?
[19:41] shira
    Yes!
[19:41] shira
    Are you happy?
[19:43] shira
    Yes!
[19:43] shira
    Are you happy?
[19:44] shira
    Yes!
[19:45] shira
    Are you happy?
[19:46] shira
    Yes!
[19:46] shira
    Let's happy hour!
[19:50] shira
    Happy and Set!
[20:03] shira
    Return to happiness!
[20:05] shira
    Happy and Turn!
[20:17] mon
    I'm floating without a kickboard right now...
[20:24] shu
    Happy End!
[20:26] shu
    Happy Powder!
[20:36] natsu
    What? What was I...
[20:40] stu
    Wow! Was that Natsukawa?
[20:42] stu
    I've never gotten to watch
    a hero show this close up!
[20:45] stu
    That was really cool, Natsukawa!
[20:45] stu
    Natsukawa! Natsukawa! Natsukawa! Natsukawa!
[20:54] natsu
    They're calling my name...
[20:58] natsu
    The kickboard became a hero!
SIGN    Kurotama Bath
[21:06] shu
    I'm exhausted.
[21:08] kiri
    But I'm happy for that
    Natsukawa kid, at least.
[21:12] dogo
    Yeah, he won the Pretty Boy Contest!
[21:15] man
    But unfortunately, he won't remember it.
[21:18] karl
    Oh, about that.
[21:21] karl
    For the sake of his happiness,
[21:22] karl
    I allowed him to retain just his
    memory of winning the contest.
[21:26] waku
    I guess he'll be having the "fulfilling
    summer" in his name for the first time ever.
[21:33] dogo
    What about us, then?
[21:35] dogo
    It's almost summer break!
[21:37] kiri
    Summer break, huh?
[21:40] kiri
    Hey, Kyotaro. What should we do?
[21:42] shu
    Nothing.
[21:43] shu
    I'm tired. I just want to sleep.
[21:46] karl
    More blissful and happy!
[21:52] ata
    After I worked so hard
    to arrange my surprise...
[21:56] shira
    Ibusuki-senpai, what are you doing?
[21:59] shira
    Huh? Are those loincloths?
[22:03] ibu
    No, they're...
[22:05] una
    Too bad.
[22:07] una
    You wanted to spring a surprise
    loincloth relay on them, right?
[22:13] fura
    But we haven't lost to them at all.
[22:17] fura
    Next time, we shall prove that we
    are the leading men of this world!
[22:23] fura
    --
SIGN    HAPPY Endless Summer
SIGN    Next  Episode
SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our  way to "HAPPY Endless Summer!"
SIGN    What to do with 40 days of summer vacation? There's the beach, camping, fireworks...!
SIGN    It all goes away when you grow up, so enjoy it while you can! (argh)