5 - HAPPY and Beautiful Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] shi     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] masa     -- SIGN    HAPPY and Beautiful SIGN         Binan High School [01:42] kiri     Isn't that funny? [01:47] kiri     What's with the line? [01:49] shu     Dunno. [01:52] shu     Sleepy... [01:53] dogo     Senpai, senpai, senpai, senpai! [01:55] dogo     Good morning! [01:58] kiri     The morning screamer has arrived. [02:01] ban     Senpai. Good morning. [02:05] dogo     What's all this? [02:07] wa     Hey. [02:09] wa     Ryoma-kun, these are for you. [02:11] kiri     Cookies! [02:14] kiri     Thank y— [02:16] kiri     Y— [02:17] kiri     Y— [02:18] dogo     Nanao-senpai. You're teasing Ryoma-senpai again. [02:23] wak     You really want them? [02:25] kiri     I do! [02:26] wak     Here you go, then. [02:28] kiri     Hooray! [02:29] dogo     But why do you have cookies? [02:31] wak     They're handing them out up there,     so I picked up a pack. SIGN    Maasa Sweets Festival [02:44] ma     Here, a present for you! [02:46] ma     Thank you so much! [02:51] ma     For you, too. [02:52] ma     Handmade cookies using     Maasa's special recipe! [02:56] ma     Th-Thank you so much! [03:01] kiri     Maasa Sweets Festival? [03:04] kiri     You mean... these are... [03:05] man     They're most likely... [03:06] man     No, they're definitely cookies handmade     by Shirahone Maasa of the student council. [03:13] man     But why a sweets festival? [03:16] shu     Dunno. No interest in it. [03:20] shu     Hey, Kyotaro... [03:23] mas     "Maasa Sweets Festival"     is just a lot of kidding. [03:26] mas     It's really... [03:28] mas     Hey! SIGN    Maasa Sweets Festival For lunch, too! [03:37] mas     Don't worry, there's enough      here for everyone! [03:40] mas     Go ahead and eat your fill! [03:43] mas     You can have some, too. SIGN    Sujikawa Honeo [03:47] suji     Thank you very much. [03:49] mas     I made a special cupcake just for you, too. [03:52] mas     It's one of my special sweets,     packed with Echire butter imported from France. [03:58] mas     Now, I'll top it with fresh cream... [04:02] stu     Who is that guy? [04:03] stu     That's Sujikawa. [04:04] stu     The guy we call "chicken carcass." [04:06] stu     Oh, chicken carcass. [04:09] masa     Be quiet. [04:11] masa     It's not nice to say that stuff. [04:14] suji     He defended me! [04:16] suji     Well, see you later, Sujikawa-kun. [04:18] suji     R-Right... [04:20] suji     Okay, now! Don't worry,      there's plenty for all you guys, too! [04:27] una     Maasa... what's he thinking? [04:30] suji     It's probably all full of sugar and fat... [04:31] ata     Well, that explains it. [04:34] suji     Surely, if I eat this... [04:38] stu     Me too, me too, me too! [04:45] una     Are you okay? [04:47] suji     Y-Yes... [04:49] suji     I'm sorry. [04:53] una     They call him chicken carcass, but... [04:56] una     He looks like all the stock's     been boiled out of him already. [05:01] fura     Sniff, sniff, sniff... [05:03] fura     I smell the stench of unhappiness again. [05:06] fura     From that direction... [05:07] fura     No... from this direction, too? SIGN    Maasa Sweets Festival [05:15] shu     You know about genetic testing? [05:17] dogo     What about genetic testing? [05:18] kiri     Kyotaro, where did that come from? [05:21] shu     You think it's really accurate? [05:23] man     Yeah. Genetic research has been     making great strides of late. [05:29] kiri     What kinds of things can it tell us? [05:31] man     Diseases you're prone to, facial structure, [05:34] man     whether you're predisposed     to putting on weight or not... [05:37] man     They can read all that     from your genetic makeup. [05:41] dogo     Wow, wow, wow! I wanna try it! [05:44] man     You'd better not. [05:45] dogo     Why not? [05:47] waku     If a child or young person [05:49] waku     with a future still ahead of them is told     "you're genetically predisposed to stupidity," [05:53] waku     it might be demotivating. [05:56] waku     Right, Ichiro-kun? [05:57] dogo     That's true. [06:05] suji     It all came back up again. [06:08] suji     I guess my stomach is     sensitive to fresh cream. [06:11] man     Hey, want to go to Maasa-san's     sweets buffet later on? [06:15] man     Sure, sure! [06:16] man     I can afford to pack on a few more pounds! [06:18] suji     They're lucky to be so plump... [06:23] suji     I've never been able to put on weight,     even when I was little. [06:27] suji     Hoping to gain a few pounds,     I even tried protein shakes... [06:34] suji     but they disagreed with me and made me sick. [06:36] ---     My stomach... [06:39] suji     I tried stuffing myself     with various other foods, [06:43] suji     but it ended the same way. [06:45] suji     I just got sick and ended     up thinner than before. [06:49] suji     Around that time, people     started calling me... [06:54] suji     "Nothing but skin and bones left...     chicken carcass." SIGN    We use real chicken carcass! [06:59] sign     It must be my genes that keep     me from putting on weight. [07:03] sign     There's no other way around it. [07:06] kiri     So if you're genetically predisposed to being fat,      dieting can't help you? [07:10] man     Not necessarily... It's just what     your body will tend towards. [07:16] dogo     Why? Why? Why? [07:17] man     Near the end of the Ice Age, [07:19] man     it's said that most of the Northern     Hemisphere was covered in ice. [07:23] dogo     And? And? [07:25] man     There's a theory that this harsh environment     led to the evolution of a conservation gene [07:29] man     that let humans store more energy     from the food they consumed. [07:31] man     Those who inherited that gene are     more inclined towards obesity today. [07:38] kiri     So it's my genes' fault that I like sweets? [07:42] wak     You'd better be careful, Ryoma-kun. [07:44] kiri     Yeah, I'd seriously better! [07:46] dogo     For real, for real, for real! [07:47] dogo     Me, too! [07:48] wak     I wonder where the genes that make you     such a loudmouth come from, Ichiro. [07:54] dogo     Nanao-senpai! Are you interested in my genes? [07:58] waku     Not a bit. [07:59] karl     No worries here. [08:01] karl     There was no Ice Age in Honyala Land. [08:04] shu     I'm starting to think it's better     not to know about your genes. [08:14] mas     Gosh, today made me so tired. SIGN    Maasa's Fatten Up      Pigs Recipe [08:19] mas     The Maasa Sweets Festival was a big lie. [08:22] sign     It's actually the Maasa "Fatten Up,      You Pigs" Festival. [08:28] masa     They didn't contain Echire butter,      but weight-gain butter! [08:31] masa     Now, you pigs... [08:33] masa     Get fat, all of you! [08:38] masa     How long have you been there? [08:40] fura     A while? Well... it's hard to say. [08:46] una     Sounds like your sweets festival     was a roaring success. [08:50] masa     I-It was, thank you... [08:53] masa     I still have a few left,     so I'll go hand those out... [09:18] dogo     Hey, hey, hey! [09:19] dogo     Wait up! [09:22] dogo     You worked really hard on your diet, huh? [09:26] dogo     I honestly didn't recognize you. [09:28] dogo     Since you changed your name to "Maasa," too... [09:32] dogo     I heard you'd gone on a     foreign exchange trip, but... [09:43] dogo     I never thought we'd end     up at the same high school. [09:48] masa     Shut up! [09:50] masa     I don't know you. [09:57] kiri     So those two know each other, huh? [10:01] man     I hear they're cousins. [10:03] man     They went to the same school until     summer break of their sixth year, [10:05] man     when he went to study abroad. [10:09] kiri     But if Ichiro's his cousin     and he's avoiding him... [10:12] kiri     I wonder what happened? [10:13] waku     Maybe he has a secret      he doesn't want anyone to know. [10:17] waku     Secret? [10:20] shu     No interest here. [10:21] shu     Actually, I'm hungry. [10:23] kiri     Want to get something to eat, then? [10:25] dogo     Hey, senpais! Are we getting food? [10:28] dogo     Let's go, let's go! [10:34] masa     Stupid Ichiro... [10:41] (Flashback) masa     Shirahone, you're really something. [10:44] (Flashback) masa     Yeah, no kidding! [10:45] (Flashback) masa     I couldn't do what you do. SIGN    School Play Bunbuku Chagama [10:48] (Flashback) kid     Shirahone'd be perfect, because he's fat! [10:51] (Flashback) kid     And he's got that old-fashioned     name, Magozaemon! [10:53] (Flashback) kid     He's perfect for Bunbuku Chagama! SIGN    Playing Bunbuku Chagama: Shirahone Magozaemon [10:57] (Flashback) ichi     Wow, wow, wow! [10:59] (Flashback) ichi     You got the lead role! [11:04] masa     No, no! [11:05] masa     I'm not that person! [11:07] masa     After making my cutie-pie debut... [11:10] masa     It makes me so annoyed! [11:15] masa     I ate one! [11:16] masa     After I held off on carbs     for four whole years! [11:20] masa     You stupid things! [11:29] suji     I forced myself to eat,     but it all came right back up again... [11:35] suji     You're... [11:39] masa     So you were throwing up the cookies     I worked so hard on, were you? [11:44] suji     S-Sorry... [11:45] suji     I've always had a weak stomach,     and I can't put on weight because of it... [11:49] masa     If you can't put on weight...     then you might as well become a monster! [11:54] shi     Maasa's right. [11:55] una     Yeah. [11:57] masa     Ibusuki-senpai... [11:58] masa     Unazuki-senpai... [12:01] shi     I understand your suffering. [12:03] shi     The people of this world [12:05] shi     envy those who represent the opposite     of what they fear for themselves, [12:08] shi     so they criticize and attack them. [12:11] shi     Wouldn't you like to correct those people? [12:18] shi     We are the Furanui Knights... [12:20] shi     Edelstein! [12:23] shi     Druck! [12:24] shi     Mich! [12:25] shi     Hart! [12:27] shi     An! SIGN    Dogo Ichiro Born August 8th Blood Type: O Leo Hobbies: Card games Likes: Ichiro tarts, fun [12:56] shu     Delicious. [12:57] dogo     Yeah, yeah, yeah! [12:59] dogo     After a hot bath you just     gotta have ramen, huh? [13:02] kiri     It's "after a night of drinking, you     have to finish with ramen," right? [13:05] kiri     Of course, I don't drink,     so I wouldn't know... [13:09] kiri     I wonder why old men want     to eat ramen after drinking. [13:14] kiri     When one imbibes alcohol, sugars are needed     to break down the alcohol in the bloodstream. [13:20] kiri     Thus, blood sugar levels drop, which leads     to additional cravings for carbohydrates. [13:26] waku     Well, ramen soup is full of salt and fat,     and the noodles are basically a carb bomb... [13:32] dogo     I see! [13:34] dogo     So we're getting nutrition from     those chicken carcasses, huh? [13:42] shu     Did you hear something? [13:45] kiri     I think so... [13:48] mon     You people... [13:49] mon     No matter how much I eat,     the nutrition is snatched away... [13:53] mon     Can you understand how I feel, squawk?! [13:56] mon     Squawk, squawk, squawkity-squawk! [13:58] ichi     He's saying something. [14:00] kiri     Another pain in the butt... [14:04] shu     Eating makes me sleepy. [14:06] man     That's because consuming carbs     increases your blood sugar. [14:10] man     Then, to lower your blood sugar,     insulin is secreted, [14:14] man     which causes a decrease in the     glucose needed for brain functions, [14:18] man     which makes you sleepy. [14:24] gara     Hey, you guys! Get out here, squawk! [14:28] dogo     I think that chicken     carcass is calling us out. [14:31] dogo     What should we do? [14:32] dogo     Just ignore him. [14:34] dogo     Thought so. [14:34] mon     You people... [14:36] mon     If you won't acknowledge my suffering... [14:40] mon     I'll have to do this, squawk! [14:46] kiri     What is he doing? [14:47] man     Trying to stir up the wind     with his wings, I think... [14:51] man     Too bad he's a chicken carcass. [14:52] dogo     I feel a little bad for him. [14:55] dogo     What should we do? [14:56] dogo     Can't we just leave him be? [14:59] karl     He's in the depths of anger and suffering! [15:03] karl     We need to make him happy! [15:07] dogo     Great, now Karls is here... [15:10] dogo     I bet he's gonna make us do it again. [15:12] karl     That's right! [15:25] karl     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [16:01] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [16:15] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [16:28] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [16:41] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [16:54] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [16:59] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [17:02] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [17:04] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [17:07] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [17:09] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [17:12] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [17:16] karl     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [17:21] mon     Hey! [17:22] mon     Everything I eat just     gets boiled off as broth! [17:26] mon     Because of that, I can't put on any weight! [17:30] mon     I'm going to share that pain with you! [17:34] mon     Chicken Carcass Broth Beam! [17:46] dogo     Wow, this broth is delicious. [17:49] dogo     Let me try. [17:51] dogo     Yeah, what delicious broth! [17:53] mon     Stop mocking me! [17:56] mon     It's time to get serious! [17:58] mon     Chicken Carcass Paitan Splash! [18:02] shu     Soup made from chicken carcass     is very nutritious, isn't it? [18:06] mon     Yes, squawk! [18:08] mon     That's why people guzzle     down my broth, squawk! [18:11] mon     It's also very delicious, squawk! [18:13] shu     Why not be proud, then? [18:15] shu     That's a sign that you're healthy. [18:18] mon     W-Well... [18:20] shu     In this world, there are people who     stress because they can't gain weight, [18:23] shu     and people who stress     because they can't lose it. [18:27] shu     Well, everyone stresses over a lot of things. [18:31] mon     Th-They do? [18:32] shu     Well, as long as you're healthy and can     enjoy a nice nap, you're all right in my book. [18:40] karl     Now, everyone! [18:41] kiri     Come on, Kyotaro. Hurry up. [18:46] kyo     Let's get this over with. [18:49] kyo     Use your powers combined to make him happy! [18:52] kyo     Are you happy? [18:53] kyo     Yes! [18:54] kyo     Are you happy? [18:55] kyo     Yes! [18:56] kyo     Are you happy? [18:57] kyo     Yes! [18:57] kyo     Are you happy? [18:58] kyo     Yes! [18:59] kyo     Are you happy? [19:00] kyo     Yes! [19:01] kyo     Let's happy hour! [19:04] kyo     Happy and Set! [19:18] kyo     Return to happiness! [19:20] kyo     Happy and Turn! [19:30] mon     Squawk in the park... [19:38] mon     Happy End! [19:40] mon     Happy Powder! [19:46] suji     What? What was I doing just now? [19:50] man     That's the first year,     Sujikawa Honeo, isn't it? [19:52] dogo     Yeah, he's so skinny people     call him chicken carcass... [19:57] suji     Y-Yes. [19:58] suji     But I always ace my physicals. [20:01] suji     I'm the peak of health. [20:04] suji     And even though I'm thin, I'm quite strong. [20:12] suji     S-See? [20:14] dogo     Hey, don't push yourself, too! [20:17] suji     Excuse me. [20:21] karl     Looks like everyone's happy again today! [20:24] karl     Happy, happy! [20:28] una     Now, now. [20:29] una     There'll be other chances. [20:35] una     That's right, Maasa. We haven't     tried your Maasa cookies yet. [20:42] una     You won't give us any? [20:43] masa     Well... I'm sorry about that. [20:49] masa     The truth is... I was hiding something. [20:54] ata     We'll catch it next time, then. [20:56] ata     The Maasa "Fatten Up, You Pigs" Festival. [21:00] una     Next time, I hope you'll put     in even more weight-gain butter [21:03] una     to make everyone even fatter. [21:08] una     And you'll still be you, Maasa. [21:12] una     That's right. Let's go, Maasa. [21:21] shu     I'm exhausted. [21:23] shu     Just beat. [21:23] kiri     Isn't this the second time     we've been here today? [21:26] man     We really worked up a sweat     against that monster. [21:29] dogo     It's best to have a bath after a fight! [21:32] waku     But what was his secret in the end? [21:38] dogo     Whose secret? [21:39] waku     Shirahone Maasa. [21:40] waku     He's your cousin, isn't he? [21:42] dogo     Yeah, he is! [21:44] dogo     But I couldn't think of what     secret he could possibly have, [21:48] dogo     so I brought this... [21:49] waku     Your elementary school album? [21:53] dogo     Here! [21:56] kiri     He looks totally different! [21:57] kiri     Almost unrecognizable... [22:01] man     And his name... [22:03] man     Magozaemon? [22:11] masa     Bye-bye, Magozaemon! [22:18] masa     I'm Shirahone Maasa! SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    HAPPY Identity SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY Identity"! SIGN    All of a sudden, it's the rainy season! Good thing we don't have anything that can get moldy this year, huh? SIGN    Some actually theorize that the word for "rainy season" originally meant "moldy season." (-Manza) SIGN