3 - HAPPY Ice Cream Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] karl     -- [00:00] mon     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] una     -- [00:05] shu     Oh, that's right... [00:07] shu     What was that thing called again? [00:09] shu     What thing? [00:10] shu     You know... that thing for     making oyakodon or katsudon. [00:15] shu     The pan-like thing. [00:17] wa     It's called an oyako pan, I believe. [00:19] man     Oyako pan. [00:21] man     A wide, shallow, flat-bottomed     pan with a handle. [00:24] man     Its form is the height of specialization, [00:27] man     configured for creating the     most professional of meals. [00:32] dogo     But, but, but... [00:33] dogo     An oyako pan to make oyakodon? [00:35] dogo     The name feels way too obvious. [00:38] man     Indeed, it may be a bit predictable. [00:41] shu     So... what was that other thing called? [00:43] kiri     What "that thing" do you mean this time? [00:45] shu     You know, the... white     thing, kind of square... [00:49] kiri     I know! Sugar cubes? [00:51] shu     No... [00:53] wa     Melamine sponges, maybe? [00:55] dogo     Oh, I know those! [00:56] dogo     I use them, too! [00:58] dogo     We sure are in sync, Nanao-senpai! [01:02] shu     Not that... You know, the thing. [01:05] shu     The thing you put vegetables     and meat in to keep them cool. [01:09] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai... [01:10] dogo     You're not talking about     a refrigerator, are you? [01:13] shu     Oh. Yeah, that's it. [01:16] man     Refrigerator... [01:18] man     An electrical appliance designed to preserve     food and beverages at low temperature. [01:22] dogo     H-Hang on a minute! [01:24] dogo     Taishi, do we really need that explanation? [01:26] man     I guess we don't. [01:27] kiri     Kyotaro... [01:28] kiri     Aren't you a little worried     you're forgetting refrigerators? [01:33] kyo     I feel refreshed. [01:37] man     Shuzenji-senpai! [01:38] dogo     Don't fall asleep in the bath! [01:41] dogo     Senpai! [01:43] karl     H-Help! SIGN    HAPPY Ice Cream SIGN    Year 3 Class C [03:28] una     Seems like we're enemies now, huh, Nanao? [03:31] waku     I guess that's what it shakes out to, yeah. [03:33] una     The magic knights who bring happiness, huh? [03:35] (Flashback) all     Happy Kiss! [03:39] waku     Right back at you. [03:40] (Flashback) all     Furanui Knights... [03:41] (Flashback) all     Edelstein! [03:45] una     Well, you seem to be having a lot of fun. [03:48] waku     I guess. [03:49] waku     You need to have fun when you're     looking after your juniors. [03:53] una     You say you're looking after them,      but I know you're probably messing with them. [03:57] waku     I guess you must have     your hands full, too, huh? [03:59] una     Well, my kids are working hard. [04:03] una     When the kids are working hard,     you've gotta have their backs. SIGN    Student Council Room SIGN    Instructions 1: An orderly lifestyle! 2: Incredible productivity! 3: Solidarity in following the ruler's commands! [04:16] fura     An orderly lifestyle. [04:18] fura     Incredible productivity. [04:20] fura     Solidarity in following the ruler's commands. [04:23] fura     These are Binan High School's new doctrines. [04:26] fura     In order to enforce them, first we need     to formulate stricter school rules. [04:30] ata     I'm sorry to say it, but the school     rules may not be sufficient. [04:34] una     Yeah. [04:35] una     Even if we make them stricter,     I doubt anyone will follow them. [04:39] ---     True, true. [04:40] fura     What did you say?! [04:43] masa     Aw, don't get mad. [04:46] masa     Here, Maasa cookies! [04:47] fura     M-Maasa cookies? [04:50] shiro     I make them really good. [04:52] fura     W-Well, if you insist... [04:57] fura     Delicious! [04:59] shira     You can have as many as you want. [05:03] fura     I detect the scent of unhappiness nearby. [05:11] all     See you tomorrow, Yoshida, Kogawa! [05:16] haku     Sorry... [05:18] yama     Oh, it's you. [05:20] yama     I think the name was... [05:24] yama     Yamazaki, Tanaka! See you later! [05:26] yama     Take care on the way home! [05:28] yama     Do your homework! Brush your teeth! [05:30] yama     What is this, elementary school? SIGN    Usui Hajime [05:37] sign     I see... [05:38] sign     No one in this school can say my name. [05:42] sign     I've always struggled to make an impression,     ever since I was a child. [05:45] sign     But I'm so invisible, [05:48] sign     everyone just calls me "you" and "hey there." [05:53] sign     Why won't anyone say my name? [05:56] sign     Why won't they remember it? [05:57] sign     Why won't they try to learn my name?! [06:00] man     Here. Strawberry and mango, is it? [06:02] man     Thank you! [06:04] sign     Don't forget to close the door! [06:05] haku     Hey there. Coming in. [06:07] man     Oh, the kid from Binan High. [06:09] man     I've been waiting. [06:10] man     I need to head out for a bit. [06:12] man     Could you hold down the fort? [06:14] haku     Right... [06:15] man     Well, time to get changed! SIGN    Usui Hajime [06:22] haku     Even at my job, no one     calls me by my name. [06:26] haku     Even though it's written right here! [06:28] haku     It's right freaking here! [06:32] una     Excuse me. Soft-serve please. [06:34] una     Right! Coming up... [06:37] una     Hey, aren't you the student council? [06:40] una     Which should I get? SIGN    Ultra Kiwi Spicy Mixed Soft-Serve SIGN    Ultra Trend Mix Southern Mango SIGN    Rush Fluffy Ultra Mix Green Tea SIGN    Super Double Sweet Strawberry Mix [06:44] ma     I want the one with strawberry stuff! [06:48] ma     Okay. [06:48] ma     The super double sweet strawberry mix, right? [06:53] una     Are you the type who always reads the     exact name of everything on the menu? [06:58] haku     Y-Yeah... Because, I mean,     those are their names. [07:03] una     Yeah, I hear you. Totally. [07:05] masa     G-Good point. [07:08] ata     The humans of this world avert their eyes     from the truth and substitute whatever suits them. [07:13] ata     Wouldn't you like to set them straight? [07:16] haku     I would, but... [07:19] fura     Then I'll give you that role. [07:24] fura     Druck! [07:25] fura     Mich! [07:26] fura     Hart! [07:28] fura     An! [07:40] man     Huh? He's gone. [07:42] man     Hey, you kids! [07:43] man     Have you seen our part-timer anywhere? [07:46] shi     He has been assigned the role     of demonstrating our king's power. [07:50] man     But I need him around! [07:53] mas     Well, what are we supposed to do about it? [07:56] man     If you kids took our part-timer somewhere, [07:59] man     I'll need one of you to fill in for him. [08:01] man     Fill in? [08:04] ma     Unazuki-senpai? [08:05] una     Well, it must be done. [08:07] man     You'll do it? Thank you! [08:10] man     Well, good luck! [08:11] man     Yahoo! [08:14] ata     Unazuki-san, are you sure about this? [08:16] una     Yeah. Sure am! [08:17] ma     What a shock! [08:21] una     What do you think? [08:22] ata     What do we think? Well... [08:24] ma     Senpai, it looks great on you! Really good! [08:28] dogo     Hey, the student council. [08:30] dogo     The Defense Club! [08:31] dogo     You guys are serving ice cream? [08:35] dogo     Hey, have you got a part-time job here? [08:37] una     Step right up! [08:48] una     Well, can I get you guys some soft-serve? [08:51] waku     Sounds good! [08:52] waku     Let's get some, everyone. [08:54] waku     Um... This. [08:57] waku     Taiju, I'll take one of those. [08:58] una     Got it! [09:02] shu     Then I'll have that one! [09:04] shu     Thanks! [09:05] shu     And I'll have this one! [09:06] shu     Righto! [09:06] dogo     Then I'll have this one! [09:08] dogo     And I'll have this one! [09:09] dogo     I'll have this strawberry one! [09:13] shu     This is delicious! [09:14] ---     I want this one. [09:15] ---     Alright. [09:17] una     Ata, go on, choose. [09:19] ata     No... Thank you. [09:21] wa     Don't be like that! Here you are! [09:24] ata     I-If you insist. [09:27] dogo     Senpai, Senpai! Ryoma-senpai! [09:30] dogo     How did we all end up eating ice     cream together like pals, exactly? [09:34] kiri     This soft-serve is great! [09:36] man     I'm curious to know why     Unazuki-senpai and Wakura-senpai [09:40] man     are so good at making soft-serve ice cream. [09:44] kiri     Oh, that's right. [09:45] kiri     You first years don't know about that yet. [09:47] kiri     The cultural festival soft-serve legend. [09:49] dogo     What's that? [09:51] kiri     I've only heard the rumors, myself... [09:53] kiri     Right, Kyotaro? [09:55] shu     So good... [09:58] man     What are you talking about? [10:01] kiri     From what I've been told, [10:02] kiri     when Unazuki-senpai and     Wakura-senpai were first years, [10:06] kiri     their names were drawn to run the     soft-serve stall at the cultural festival. SIGN    Soft-Serve Ice Cream [10:11] sign     With those two making soft-serve together,      the stall did big business! [10:16] an     I never knew they'd done something like that. [10:21] dogo     So many people! [10:26] shu     I've got this pounding in my head... [10:28] shu     Oh, I know that! [10:30] shu     The cold makes your head pound, right? [10:32] mon     Excuse me! [10:34] mon     Don't you know what that     phenomenon is called? SIGN    Wakura Nanao Born September 17th Blood Type: AB Virgo Hobbies: Tea Likes: Japanese sweets, teasing others [10:44] sign     Hey, did you hear me? [10:46] sign     What's the phenomenon called where eating     cold things makes your head pound? [10:50] dogo     I never even thought about it... [10:50] shu     Ah, it still hurts. [10:53] kai     It's known as... an ice cream headache! [10:56] kai     That's the official medical term, too! [11:00] waku     So what? [11:02] kiri     Oh, Wakura-senpai. [11:03] kiri     Don't you have to stay behind the counter? [11:06] waku     We sold so much we ran out of ingredients. [11:08] dogo     Just like the cultural festival      soft-serve legend! [11:11] shu     Oh, the pounding's gone away. [11:13] kiri     Glad to hear it, Kyotaro. Shall we, then? [11:16] kyo     Yeah. Let's hit the Kurotama Bath. [11:19] mon     Hey, wait! You guys! [11:21] mon     Why are you leaving? [11:23] shu     Why? [11:24] man     Because we're done here, that's why. [11:35] mon     Then... do you know the name of this? [11:41] shu     Oh, that thing they put in books. [11:43] mon     Don't call it "that thing"! Its     official name is "pagemarker"! [11:48] mon     Next up... this! [11:53] kiri     The thing you serve curry in? [11:54] mon     It's called a gravy boat! [11:56] mon     And these? [11:59] dogo     Hey, those green crinkly things! [12:01] mon     Wrong! They're called baran! [12:03] mon     How about this? [12:06] man     The tool you use for goldfish-scooping. [12:08] man     The official name is... [12:10] mon     Poi! [12:11] man     Correct. [12:12] mon     Yeah! I got it! [12:14] mon     Wait! I'm the one asking the questions here! [12:16] mon     Now, these! [12:19] kiri     The things you use to dig out crab meat! [12:21] mon     No, they're— [12:25] shu     So, what's the point? [12:27] dogo     I know! [12:29] dogo     Are you one of those things they use     to hold bread bags and stuff shut? [12:32] mon     Oh, here we go again!     It's the phrase I hear all the time! [12:35] mon     That's right! [12:36] mon     When anyone looks at me, [12:38] mon     they just say, "Oh, it's that thing     they use to hold bread bags shut." [12:42] mon     Why "that thing"? [12:42] mon     Is "that thing" enough for you? [12:43] kiri     We've got ourselves a real     pain in the butt here. [12:46] shu     Yeah... [12:47] shu     Let's have the student council     deal with whatever his problem is... [12:51] dogo     Hey, they're gone! [12:53] kiri     So... we have to deal with him ourselves? [12:55] dogo     Can we not? [12:57] man     It does seem troublesome... [12:58] waku     What'll we do, Kyotaro-kun? [13:03] shu     Good question... [13:05] mon     Well... I see you're still struggling     to figure out my name, eh? [13:10] all     No, no, no. [13:19] mon     It's "bag closure"! [13:22] shu     So? [13:23] mon     What?! [13:24] mon     Aren't you elated to hear my proper name? [13:27] mon     Doesn't it make you happy? [13:29] shu     Sorry, but no. [13:32] man     Yeah, not at all. [13:33] dogo     Nope, nope, nothing. [13:38] mon     How can it be... [13:41] mon     In that case, I, Bag Closure Monster, [13:44] mon     shall cure your depraved souls! [13:50] mon     Tyndall! [13:55] mon     The phenomenon in which     light warps when passing [13:57] mon     through tree leaves is known     as the Tyndall effect! [14:02] mon     Are you listening?! [14:04] mon     It's the Tyndall effect! [14:05] mon     Tyndall! [14:09] mon     Tyndall! Tyndall! Tyndall! [14:15] mon     I think he just likes saying "Tyndall"... [14:25] mon     The warped light... [14:31] karl     He's wallowing in the depths     of anger and suffering! [14:35] karl     We need to make him happy! [14:49] ---     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [15:27] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [15:40] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [15:53] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [16:07] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [16:19] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [16:25] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [16:27] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [16:29] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [16:32] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [16:34] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [16:37] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! SIGN    Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [16:45] ---     Knights contract complete! [16:48] kiri     He made us do the full routine again... [16:50] ban     It appears we have no choice in the matter. [16:54] kai     Then I'll give you this! [16:57] kai     Pablo Diego José Francisco de     Paula Juan Nepomuceno María [17:01] kai     de los Remedios Cipriano de la     Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! [17:09] dogo     What's that?! [17:11] man     It's the real name of the     painter Pablo Picasso! [17:13] wa     Yes, they say his name was so long,     he couldn't even say it himself! [17:18] kai     That's right! [17:20] kai     You didn't know it, did you? [17:21] kai     Boy, you're stupid! [17:24] dogo     Seriously, what's the point of all this? [17:26] mon     I really hate people who don't     know the proper names of things, [17:29] mon     and just muddle through without caring! [17:32] mon     My name is not "that thing"! [17:34] mon     It's bag closure! [17:36] mon     Why won't anyone call me by my name? [17:38] mon     I remember everyone else's name! [17:42] kiri     Oh, I know this. [17:43] kiri     Is it the "I remember everyone's birthday, [17:45] kiri     but no one remembers mine" resentment thing? [17:50] kai     You... [17:52] kai     You said "the thing" again! [17:54] kai     Hey! Hey! [17:55] man     Kirishima-senpai, please     don't make him angry. [17:57] kai     Are you listening? Hey! [17:59] kiri     Huh? Did I upset him? [18:01] kiri     I wonder why, Kyotaro... [18:04] kiri     Kyotaro's missing again! [18:07] mon     You're all really going to pay now! [18:10] mon     Super Magical Bag Closure Beam! [18:13] shu     But... are names really that important? [18:18] shu     This thing apparently has     some crazy long name, [18:21] shu     but nobody says it. [18:23] mon     Yeah, and what I hate is     people who just accept that! [18:27] shu     But [18:30] ---     everyone still thinks it's delicious, [18:31] shu     and they come back to order it again. [18:34] shu     Isn't it better for people to think you're great,      rather than to remember your name? [18:40] shu     With you, too... [18:42] shu     Everyone remembers the thing they     use to keep bread bags closed. [18:46] shu     I think that's much better than     everyone knowing your name, [18:50] shu     but no one knowing what you're good for. [18:56] karl     My knights of happiness... [18:58] karl     Lift his unhappiness and make him happy! [19:03] shu     That was delicious. [19:06] karl     Now, use your power to make him happy! [19:09] karl     Are you happy? [19:10] karl     Yes! [19:11] karl     Are you happy? [19:12] karl     Yes! [19:12] karl     Are you happy? [19:13] karl     Yes! [19:14] karl     Are you happy? [19:15] karl     Yes! [19:16] karl     Are you happy? [19:17] karl     Yes! [19:17] karl     Let's happy hour! [19:20] karl     Happy and Turn! [19:33] karl     Return to happiness! [19:36] karl     Happy and Turn! [19:47] mon     If I'm "that," if I'm "me"...     Maybe it's okay either way. [19:55] shu     Happy End! [19:57] karl     Happy Powder! [20:07] haku     Huh? What was I doing here... [20:10] kiri     Hey, you're that third year. [20:12] kiri     What was it again...? [20:14] haku     I'm Usui Hajime. [20:18] haku     But it's okay. You don't     have to remember my name. [20:21] haku     As long as you don't forget     that I was here at Binan High. [20:25] shu     No, I'll try to remember. [20:28] shu     Um, what was your name, again? [20:31] haku     No, seriously, it's fine... [20:34] haku     Excuse me! [20:36] haku     So long! [20:38] karl     Everyone's happy again today! [20:41] karl     Now, let's go home! [20:52] shu     I'm exhausted. Can't move. [20:55] man     I've just ended up saying "the thing" again. [20:58] man     Kirishima-senpai. [20:59] man     If you say "the thing" again, [21:01] man     that guy's going to show up     and tell you to say the proper name. [21:06] dogo     Taishi, you ended up not     remembering his name either! [21:09] karl     Everyone, look, look! [21:11] karl     I made a Karls Original happi coat! [21:14] karl     Wear this happi and say... [21:15] karl     Are you happy? [21:17] karl     Get it?! [21:20] waku     I'm overheating. [21:22] waku     I think I'll get out now. [21:23] waku     Same here. [21:26] karl     C'mon, it's a happi! Hey! Hey! [21:31] usu     Thank you for coming. [21:38] waku     Could I have one of those? [21:39] usu     Yes! [21:40] una     I'd like one of those, too. [21:43] usu     Right! Thanks for coming! [21:54] waku     Another rough day, huh? [21:56] una     Same to you. [21:58] una     How long is this gonna go on? [22:00] waku     Who can say? [22:03] una     You say that, but you seem     to be really enjoying it. [22:07] waku     Certainly not. [22:15] waku     Well, see you again, enemy. [22:17] una     Sure thing, enemy. SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    It's A Wonderful HAPPY SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "It's A Wonderful HAPPY"! SIGN    There's gold buried on Mt. Binan?! And for some reason, the Defense Club is digging it up... SIGN    Meanwhile, the student council just watches. What will they find in the end?! SIGN