# 3 - HAPPY Ice Cream
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZX20P8Y/cute-high-earth-defense-club-love)
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**[00:00] karl**
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**[00:00] mon**
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**[00:00] sign**
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**[00:00] una**
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**[00:05] shu**
Oh, that's right...
**[00:07] shu**
What was that thing called again?
**[00:09] shu**
What thing?
**[00:10] shu**
You know... that thing for
making oyakodon or katsudon.
**[00:15] shu**
The pan-like thing.
**[00:17] wa**
It's called an oyako pan, I believe.
**[00:19] man**
Oyako pan.
**[00:21] man**
A wide, shallow, flat-bottomed
pan with a handle.
**[00:24] man**
Its form is the height of specialization,
**[00:27] man**
configured for creating the
most professional of meals.
**[00:32] dogo**
But, but, but...
**[00:33] dogo**
An oyako pan to make oyakodon?
**[00:35] dogo**
The name feels way too obvious.
**[00:38] man**
Indeed, it may be a bit predictable.
**[00:41] shu**
So... what was that other thing called?
**[00:43] kiri**
What "that thing" do you mean this time?
**[00:45] shu**
You know, the... white
thing, kind of square...
**[00:49] kiri**
I know! Sugar cubes?
**[00:51] shu**
No...
**[00:53] wa**
Melamine sponges, maybe?
**[00:55] dogo**
Oh, I know those!
**[00:56] dogo**
I use them, too!
**[00:58] dogo**
We sure are in sync, Nanao-senpai!
**[01:02] shu**
Not that... You know, the thing.
**[01:05] shu**
The thing you put vegetables
and meat in to keep them cool.
**[01:09] dogo**
Kyotaro-senpai...
**[01:10] dogo**
You're not talking about
a refrigerator, are you?
**[01:13] shu**
Oh. Yeah, that's it.
**[01:16] man**
Refrigerator...
**[01:18] man**
An electrical appliance designed to preserve
food and beverages at low temperature.
**[01:22] dogo**
H-Hang on a minute!
**[01:24] dogo**
Taishi, do we really need that explanation?
**[01:26] man**
I guess we don't.
**[01:27] kiri**
Kyotaro...
**[01:28] kiri**
Aren't you a little worried
you're forgetting refrigerators?
**[01:33] kyo**
I feel refreshed.
**[01:37] man**
Shuzenji-senpai!
**[01:38] dogo**
Don't fall asleep in the bath!
**[01:41] dogo**
Senpai!
**[01:43] karl**
H-Help!
***SIGN*** HAPPY Ice Cream
***SIGN*** Year 3 Class C
**[03:28] una**
Seems like we're enemies now, huh, Nanao?
**[03:31] waku**
I guess that's what it shakes out to, yeah.
**[03:33] una**
The magic knights who bring happiness, huh?
**[03:35] (Flashback) all**
Happy Kiss!
**[03:39] waku**
Right back at you.
**[03:40] (Flashback) all**
Furanui Knights...
**[03:41] (Flashback) all**
Edelstein!
**[03:45] una**
Well, you seem to be having a lot of fun.
**[03:48] waku**
I guess.
**[03:49] waku**
You need to have fun when you're
looking after your juniors.
**[03:53] una**
You say you're looking after them,
but I know you're probably messing with them.
**[03:57] waku**
I guess you must have
your hands full, too, huh?
**[03:59] una**
Well, my kids are working hard.
**[04:03] una**
When the kids are working hard,
you've gotta have their backs.
***SIGN*** Student Council Room
***SIGN*** Instructions 1: An orderly lifestyle! 2: Incredible productivity! 3: Solidarity in following the ruler's commands!
**[04:16] fura**
An orderly lifestyle.
**[04:18] fura**
Incredible productivity.
**[04:20] fura**
Solidarity in following the ruler's commands.
**[04:23] fura**
These are Binan High School's new doctrines.
**[04:26] fura**
In order to enforce them, first we need
to formulate stricter school rules.
**[04:30] ata**
I'm sorry to say it, but the school
rules may not be sufficient.
**[04:34] una**
Yeah.
**[04:35] una**
Even if we make them stricter,
I doubt anyone will follow them.
**[04:39] ---**
True, true.
**[04:40] fura**
What did you say?!
**[04:43] masa**
Aw, don't get mad.
**[04:46] masa**
Here, Maasa cookies!
**[04:47] fura**
M-Maasa cookies?
**[04:50] shiro**
I make them really good.
**[04:52] fura**
W-Well, if you insist...
**[04:57] fura**
Delicious!
**[04:59] shira**
You can have as many as you want.
**[05:03] fura**
I detect the scent of unhappiness nearby.
**[05:11] all**
See you tomorrow, Yoshida, Kogawa!
**[05:16] haku**
Sorry...
**[05:18] yama**
Oh, it's you.
**[05:20] yama**
I think the name was...
**[05:24] yama**
Yamazaki, Tanaka! See you later!
**[05:26] yama**
Take care on the way home!
**[05:28] yama**
Do your homework! Brush your teeth!
**[05:30] yama**
What is this, elementary school?
***SIGN*** Usui Hajime
**[05:37] sign**
*I see...*
**[05:38] sign**
*No one in this school can say my name.*
**[05:42] sign**
* I've always struggled to make an impression,*
* ever since I was a child.*
**[05:45] sign**
*But I'm so invisible,*
**[05:48] sign**
*everyone just calls me "you" and "hey there."*
**[05:53] sign**
*Why won't anyone say my name?*
**[05:56] sign**
*Why won't they remember it?*
**[05:57] sign**
*Why won't they* try *to learn my name?!*
**[06:00] man**
Here. Strawberry and mango, is it?
**[06:02] man**
Thank you!
**[06:04] sign**
Don't forget to close the door!
**[06:05] haku**
Hey there. Coming in.
**[06:07] man**
Oh, the kid from Binan High.
**[06:09] man**
I've been waiting.
**[06:10] man**
I need to head out for a bit.
**[06:12] man**
Could you hold down the fort?
**[06:14] haku**
Right...
**[06:15] man**
Well, time to get changed!
***SIGN*** Usui Hajime
**[06:22] haku**
* Even at my job, no one*
* calls me by my name.*
**[06:26] haku**
*Even though it's written right here!*
**[06:28] haku**
*It's right freaking here!*
**[06:32] una**
Excuse me. Soft-serve please.
**[06:34] una**
Right! Coming up...
**[06:37] una**
Hey, aren't you the student council?
**[06:40] una**
Which should I get?
***SIGN*** Ultra Kiwi Spicy Mixed Soft-Serve
***SIGN*** Ultra Trend Mix Southern Mango
***SIGN*** Rush Fluffy Ultra Mix Green Tea
***SIGN*** Super Double Sweet Strawberry Mix
**[06:44] ma**
I want the one with strawberry stuff!
**[06:48] ma**
Okay.
**[06:48] ma**
The super double sweet strawberry mix, right?
**[06:53] una**
Are you the type who always reads the
exact name of everything on the menu?
**[06:58] haku**
Y-Yeah... Because, I mean,
those are their names.
**[07:03] una**
Yeah, I hear you. Totally.
**[07:05] masa**
G-Good point.
**[07:08] ata**
The humans of this world avert their eyes
from the truth and substitute whatever suits them.
**[07:13] ata**
Wouldn't you like to set them straight?
**[07:16] haku**
I would, but...
**[07:19] fura**
Then I'll give you that role.
**[07:24] fura**
Druck!
**[07:25] fura**
Mich!
**[07:26] fura**
Hart!
**[07:28] fura**
An!
**[07:40] man**
Huh? He's gone.
**[07:42] man**
Hey, you kids!
**[07:43] man**
Have you seen our part-timer anywhere?
**[07:46] shi**
He has been assigned the role
of demonstrating our king's power.
**[07:50] man**
But I need him around!
**[07:53] mas**
Well, what are we supposed to do about it?
**[07:56] man**
If you kids took our part-timer somewhere,
**[07:59] man**
I'll need one of you to fill in for him.
**[08:01] man**
Fill in?
**[08:04] ma**
Unazuki-senpai?
**[08:05] una**
Well, it must be done.
**[08:07] man**
You'll do it? Thank you!
**[08:10] man**
Well, good luck!
**[08:11] man**
Yahoo!
**[08:14] ata**
Unazuki-san, are you sure about this?
**[08:16] una**
Yeah. Sure am!
**[08:17] ma**
What a shock!
**[08:21] una**
What do you think?
**[08:22] ata**
What do we think? Well...
**[08:24] ma**
Senpai, it looks great on you! Really good!
**[08:28] dogo**
Hey, the student council.
**[08:30] dogo**
The Defense Club!
**[08:31] dogo**
You guys are serving ice cream?
**[08:35] dogo**
Hey, have you got a part-time job here?
**[08:37] una**
Step right up!
**[08:48] una**
Well, can I get you guys some soft-serve?
**[08:51] waku**
Sounds good!
**[08:52] waku**
Let's get some, everyone.
**[08:54] waku**
Um... This.
**[08:57] waku**
Taiju, I'll take one of those.
**[08:58] una**
Got it!
**[09:02] shu**
Then I'll have that one!
**[09:04] shu**
Thanks!
**[09:05] shu**
And I'll have this one!
**[09:06] shu**
Righto!
**[09:06] dogo**
Then I'll have this one!
**[09:08] dogo**
And I'll have this one!
**[09:09] dogo**
I'll have this strawberry one!
**[09:13] shu**
This is delicious!
**[09:14] ---**
I want this one.
**[09:15] ---**
Alright.
**[09:17] una**
Ata, go on, choose.
**[09:19] ata**
No... Thank you.
**[09:21] wa**
Don't be like that! Here you are!
**[09:24] ata**
I-If you insist.
**[09:27] dogo**
Senpai, Senpai! Ryoma-senpai!
**[09:30] dogo**
How did we all end up eating ice
cream together like pals, exactly?
**[09:34] kiri**
This soft-serve is great!
**[09:36] man**
I'm curious to know why
Unazuki-senpai and Wakura-senpai
**[09:40] man**
are so good at making soft-serve ice cream.
**[09:44] kiri**
Oh, that's right.
**[09:45] kiri**
You first years don't know about that yet.
**[09:47] kiri**
The cultural festival soft-serve legend.
**[09:49] dogo**
What's that?
**[09:51] kiri**
I've only heard the rumors, myself...
**[09:53] kiri**
Right, Kyotaro?
**[09:55] shu**
So good...
**[09:58] man**
What are you talking about?
**[10:01] kiri**
From what I've been told,
**[10:02] kiri**
when Unazuki-senpai and
Wakura-senpai were first years,
**[10:06] kiri**
their names were drawn to run the
soft-serve stall at the cultural festival.
***SIGN*** Soft-Serve Ice Cream
**[10:11] sign**
With those two making soft-serve together,
the stall did big business!
**[10:16] an**
I never knew they'd done something like that.
**[10:21] dogo**
So many people!
**[10:26] shu**
I've got this pounding in my head...
**[10:28] shu**
Oh, I know that!
**[10:30] shu**
The cold makes your head pound, right?
**[10:32] mon**
Excuse me!
**[10:34] mon**
Don't you know what that
phenomenon is called?
***SIGN*** Wakura Nanao Born September 17th Blood Type: AB Virgo Hobbies: Tea Likes: Japanese sweets, teasing others
**[10:44] sign**
Hey, did you hear me?
**[10:46] sign**
What's the phenomenon called where eating
cold things makes your head pound?
**[10:50] dogo**
I never even thought about it...
**[10:50] shu**
Ah, it still hurts.
**[10:53] kai**
It's known as... an ice cream headache!
**[10:56] kai**
That's the official medical term, too!
**[11:00] waku**
So what?
**[11:02] kiri**
Oh, Wakura-senpai.
**[11:03] kiri**
Don't you have to stay behind the counter?
**[11:06] waku**
We sold so much we ran out of ingredients.
**[11:08] dogo**
Just like the cultural festival
soft-serve legend!
**[11:11] shu**
Oh, the pounding's gone away.
**[11:13] kiri**
Glad to hear it, Kyotaro. Shall we, then?
**[11:16] kyo**
Yeah. Let's hit the Kurotama Bath.
**[11:19] mon**
Hey, wait! You guys!
**[11:21] mon**
Why are you leaving?
**[11:23] shu**
Why?
**[11:24] man**
Because we're done here, that's why.
**[11:35] mon**
Then... do you know the name of this?
**[11:41] shu**
Oh, that thing they put in books.
**[11:43] mon**
Don't call it "that thing"! Its
official name is "pagemarker"!
**[11:48] mon**
Next up... this!
**[11:53] kiri**
The thing you serve curry in?
**[11:54] mon**
It's called a gravy boat!
**[11:56] mon**
And these?
**[11:59] dogo**
Hey, those green crinkly things!
**[12:01] mon**
Wrong! They're called baran!
**[12:03] mon**
How about this?
**[12:06] man**
The tool you use for goldfish-scooping.
**[12:08] man**
The official name is...
**[12:10] mon**
Poi!
**[12:11] man**
Correct.
**[12:12] mon**
Yeah! I got it!
**[12:14] mon**
Wait! I'm the one asking the questions here!
**[12:16] mon**
Now, these!
**[12:19] kiri**
The things you use to dig out crab meat!
**[12:21] mon**
No, they're—
**[12:25] shu**
So, what's the point?
**[12:27] dogo**
I know!
**[12:29] dogo**
Are you one of those things they use
to hold bread bags and stuff shut?
**[12:32] mon**
Oh, here we go again!
It's the phrase I hear all the time!
**[12:35] mon**
That's right!
**[12:36] mon**
When anyone looks at me,
**[12:38] mon**
they just say, "Oh, it's that thing
they use to hold bread bags shut."
**[12:42] mon**
Why "that thing"?
**[12:42] mon**
Is "that thing" enough for you?
**[12:43] kiri**
We've got ourselves a real
pain in the butt here.
**[12:46] shu**
Yeah...
**[12:47] shu**
Let's have the student council
deal with whatever his problem is...
**[12:51] dogo**
Hey, they're gone!
**[12:53] kiri**
So... we have to deal with him ourselves?
**[12:55] dogo**
Can we not?
**[12:57] man**
It does seem troublesome...
**[12:58] waku**
What'll we do, Kyotaro-kun?
**[13:03] shu**
Good question...
**[13:05] mon**
Well... I see you're still struggling
to figure out my name, eh?
**[13:10] all**
No, no, no.
**[13:19] mon**
It's "bag closure"!
**[13:22] shu**
So?
**[13:23] mon**
What?!
**[13:24] mon**
Aren't you elated to hear my proper name?
**[13:27] mon**
Doesn't it make you happy?
**[13:29] shu**
Sorry, but no.
**[13:32] man**
Yeah, not at all.
**[13:33] dogo**
Nope, nope, nothing.
**[13:38] mon**
How can it be...
**[13:41] mon**
In that case, I, Bag Closure Monster,
**[13:44] mon**
shall cure your depraved souls!
**[13:50] mon**
Tyndall!
**[13:55] mon**
The phenomenon in which
light warps when passing
**[13:57] mon**
through tree leaves is known
as the Tyndall effect!
**[14:02] mon**
Are you listening?!
**[14:04] mon**
It's the Tyndall effect!
**[14:05] mon**
Tyndall!
**[14:09] mon**
Tyndall! Tyndall! Tyndall!
**[14:15] mon**
I think he just likes saying "Tyndall"...
**[14:25] mon**
The warped light...
**[14:31] karl**
He's wallowing in the depths
of anger and suffering!
**[14:35] karl**
We need to make him happy!
**[14:49] ---**
Now, make your pledge with a kiss.
**[15:27] karl**
Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss!
**[15:40] karl**
Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss!
**[15:53] karl**
Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss!
**[16:07] karl**
Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss!
**[16:19] karl**
Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss!
**[16:25] karl**
Like the flowers that
bloom across the world...
**[16:27] karl**
Like the stars that shine in the night sky...
**[16:29] karl**
Like the moon that illuminates
everything below...
**[16:32] karl**
Like the snow that gently
embraces the land...
**[16:34] karl**
Let's bring happiness to the universe!
**[16:37] karl**
We are the magic knights who bring happiness!
***SIGN*** Karls Knights Happy Kiss!
**[16:45] ---**
Knights contract complete!
**[16:48] kiri**
He made us do the full routine again...
**[16:50] ban**
It appears we have no choice in the matter.
**[16:54] kai**
Then I'll give you this!
**[16:57] kai**
Pablo Diego José Francisco de
Paula Juan Nepomuceno María
**[17:01] kai**
de los Remedios Cipriano de la
Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!
**[17:09] dogo**
What's that?!
**[17:11] man**
It's the real name of the
painter Pablo Picasso!
**[17:13] wa**
Yes, they say his name was so long,
he couldn't even say it himself!
**[17:18] kai**
That's right!
**[17:20] kai**
You didn't know it, did you?
**[17:21] kai**
Boy, you're stupid!
**[17:24] dogo**
Seriously, what's the point of all this?
**[17:26] mon**
I really hate people who don't
know the proper names of things,
**[17:29] mon**
and just muddle through without caring!
**[17:32] mon**
My name is not "that thing"!
**[17:34] mon**
It's bag closure!
**[17:36] mon**
Why won't anyone call me by my name?
**[17:38] mon**
I remember everyone else's name!
**[17:42] kiri**
Oh, I know this.
**[17:43] kiri**
Is it the "I remember everyone's birthday,
**[17:45] kiri**
but no one remembers mine" resentment thing?
**[17:50] kai**
You...
**[17:52] kai**
You said "the thing" again!
**[17:54] kai**
Hey! Hey!
**[17:55] man**
Kirishima-senpai, please
don't make him angry.
**[17:57] kai**
Are you listening? Hey!
**[17:59] kiri**
Huh? Did I upset him?
**[18:01] kiri**
I wonder why, Kyotaro...
**[18:04] kiri**
Kyotaro's missing again!
**[18:07] mon**
You're all really going to pay now!
**[18:10] mon**
Super Magical Bag Closure Beam!
**[18:13] shu**
But... are names really that important?
**[18:18] shu**
This thing apparently has
some crazy long name,
**[18:21] shu**
but nobody says it.
**[18:23] mon**
Yeah, and what I hate is
people who just accept that!
**[18:27] shu**
But
**[18:30] ---**
everyone still thinks it's delicious,
**[18:31] shu**
and they come back to order it again.
**[18:34] shu**
Isn't it better for people to think you're great,
rather than to remember your name?
**[18:40] shu**
With you, too...
**[18:42] shu**
Everyone remembers the thing they
use to keep bread bags closed.
**[18:46] shu**
I think that's much better than
everyone knowing your name,
**[18:50] shu**
but no one knowing what you're good for.
**[18:56] karl**
My knights of happiness...
**[18:58] karl**
Lift his unhappiness and make him happy!
**[19:03] shu**
That was delicious.
**[19:06] karl**
Now, use your power to make him happy!
**[19:09] karl**
Are you happy?
**[19:10] karl**
Yes!
**[19:11] karl**
Are you happy?
**[19:12] karl**
Yes!
**[19:12] karl**
Are you happy?
**[19:13] karl**
Yes!
**[19:14] karl**
Are you happy?
**[19:15] karl**
Yes!
**[19:16] karl**
Are you happy?
**[19:17] karl**
Yes!
**[19:17] karl**
Let's happy hour!
**[19:20] karl**
Happy and Turn!
**[19:33] karl**
Return to happiness!
**[19:36] karl**
Happy and Turn!
**[19:47] mon**
If I'm "that," if I'm "me"...
Maybe it's okay either way.
**[19:55] shu**
Happy End!
**[19:57] karl**
Happy Powder!
**[20:07] haku**
Huh? What was I doing here...
**[20:10] kiri**
Hey, you're that third year.
**[20:12] kiri**
What was it again...?
**[20:14] haku**
I'm Usui Hajime.
**[20:18] haku**
But it's okay. You don't
have to remember my name.
**[20:21] haku**
As long as you don't forget
that I was here at Binan High.
**[20:25] shu**
No, I'll try to remember.
**[20:28] shu**
Um, what was your name, again?
**[20:31] haku**
No, seriously, it's fine...
**[20:34] haku**
Excuse me!
**[20:36] haku**
So long!
**[20:38] karl**
Everyone's happy again today!
**[20:41] karl**
Now, let's go home!
**[20:52] shu**
I'm exhausted. Can't move.
**[20:55] man**
I've just ended up saying "the thing" again.
**[20:58] man**
Kirishima-senpai.
**[20:59] man**
If you say "the thing" again,
**[21:01] man**
that guy's going to show up
and tell you to say the proper name.
**[21:06] dogo**
Taishi, you ended up not
remembering his name either!
**[21:09] karl**
Everyone, look, look!
**[21:11] karl**
I made a Karls Original happi coat!
**[21:14] karl**
Wear this happi and say...
**[21:15] karl**
Are you happy?
**[21:17] karl**
Get it?!
**[21:20] waku**
I'm overheating.
**[21:22] waku**
I think I'll get out now.
**[21:23] waku**
Same here.
**[21:26] karl**
C'mon, it's a happi! Hey! Hey!
**[21:31] usu**
Thank you for coming.
**[21:38] waku**
Could I have one of those?
**[21:39] usu**
Yes!
**[21:40] una**
I'd like one of those, too.
**[21:43] usu**
Right! Thanks for coming!
**[21:54] waku**
Another rough day, huh?
**[21:56] una**
Same to you.
**[21:58] una**
How long is this gonna go on?
**[22:00] waku**
Who can say?
**[22:03] una**
You say that, but you seem
to be really enjoying it.
**[22:07] waku**
Certainly not.
**[22:15] waku**
Well, see you again, enemy.
**[22:17] una**
Sure thing, enemy.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** It's A Wonderful HAPPY
***SIGN*** Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "It's A Wonderful HAPPY"!
***SIGN*** There's gold buried on Mt. Binan?! And for some reason, the Defense Club is digging it up...
***SIGN*** Meanwhile, the student council just watches. What will they find in the end?!
***SIGN***