12 - Love Forever

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[00:10] yumoto
    I'm going to stop this
    stupid fight between you!
[00:12] hire
    Oh? It's being drawn out that long?
[00:15] hire
    That's great. Just what I wanted.
[00:25] yumoto
    Student Council President!
    Let's talk about this!
[00:28] kusa
    Don't be absurd!
[00:30] kusa
    I have power!
[00:32] kusa
    Power that you lack.
    Power to cleanse the world!
[00:41] gora
    Don't be deceived!
[00:45] gora
    This has all been prearranged!
[00:47] gora
    It's a set-up!
[00:49] yumoto
    Big bro Gora?
[00:50] atsu
    What was set up?
[00:52] gora
    All of it! This guy set up all of it!
[00:55] hire
    Let me go! Let me go, I say!
[00:57] hire
    Just who do you think I am?
[01:00] kusa
    A talking goldfish? It couldn't be...
[01:02] gora
    Now, Hireashi! Confess everything!
[01:07] hire
    I'll talk! I'll talk!
[01:08] hire
    I'll tell them everything. Just don't crush me!
[01:12] gora
    Now, hurry!
[01:13] hire
    Yes, yes, yes!
[01:14] hire
    This is a reality show targeted
    at the whole universe!
[01:18] hire
    The things you say, the things you do,
    every move you make...
[01:22] hire
    All of it, down to the tiniest detail,
    is being broadcast across the universe!
[01:26] all
    Broadcast across the universe?!
[01:28] hire
    They're watching you Earthlings divided
    into two groups and fighting each other!
[01:33] all
    Wh-What did you say?!
[01:35] en
    I never thought I'd have a moment in
    my life when I'd say "What did you say?!"
[01:40] en
    But this is a real
    "What did you say?!" moment.
[01:42] kusa
    Broadcast... across the universe?
[01:44] zun
    Chief Hireashi!
[01:50] yumoto
    Big bro!
[01:52] zun
    Chief Hireashi! Are you all right?
[01:53] hire
    Of course I'm not all right!
    You took too long getting here!
[01:56] zun
    I am very sorry!
[01:58] hire
    Kinosaki-chan! Continue the broadcast!
[02:01] kino
    Okay! This is Kinosaki on the scene!
[02:04] kino
    Now let's have a talk with the leader
    of the Conquest Club, Kusatsu Kinshiro!
[02:09] kino
    How are you feeling right now?
[02:12] kino
    Say a few words to our viewers.
[02:17] kino
    Okay! That was Dark Aurite,
    A.K.A. Kusatsu Kinshiro,
[02:20] kino
    whose expression suggests
    some lingering shock!
[02:24] kusa
    That means...
[02:26] kusa
    Everything I've said and done
[02:28] kusa
    has all been watched?
[02:30] kino
    Yes, that's right!
[02:32] kino
    In addition to your battles,
    there have been hidden cameras set up
[02:36] kino
    in your student council room
    and personal spaces, as well!
[02:39] kino
    It's all being broadcast
    throughout the whole galaxy!
[02:43] kusa
    Throughout the whole galaxy?
[02:45] kino
    Yes! The faint yearning
    for your childhood friend,
[02:48] kino
    the obstinacy, the angry outbursts,
    the unavoidable failures of understanding...
[02:52] kino
    You're a stand-out character!
[02:54] kino
    You're a conversation topic for thousands
    of millions of people across the universe!
[03:00] kusa
    I-It can't be...
[03:01] kino
    It's the tsundere in you.
[03:04] yumoto
    Big bro! Big bro!
[03:05] yumoto
    Speak to me! Don't die!
[03:08] zun
    What are you doing, Caerula Adamas?
[03:10] zun
    Go and defeat the Battle Lovers!
[03:13] kusa
    What's the point in fighting them now?
[03:16] zun
    What was that?
[03:18] kusa
    Now that everything's been brought to light,
[03:22] kusa
    all my talk of order rings completely hollow.
[03:25] zun
    To whom do you think I gave
[03:28] zun
    the power to rule the world?
[03:32] zun
    Tch.
[03:34] hire
    If it's come to this, go to plan B!
[03:36] hire
    Do it, Zun-chan!
[03:37] zun
    Sir!
[03:38] zun
    Zundar Needles, activate!
[03:44] yumoto
    Big bro?
[03:45] atsu
    This is...
[03:52] en
    G-Gora-san!
[04:06] yumoto
    B-Big bro Gora!
[04:08] gora
    My name is Wood-Chopper Monster.
[04:11] gora
    I will chop wood, and the world, in two!
[04:15] all
    Wh-What did you say?!
[04:16] en
    Okay, that's already the second
    "What did you say?" of my life.
[04:21] ari
    He became a monster?
[04:23] gero
    So it wasn't our power doing that?
[04:30] yumoto
    Why... Why is my brother Gora...
[04:35] gora
    Chop!
[04:40] yumoto
    Stop it, big bro!
[04:46] io
    He's so powerful...
[04:47] ryuu
    That's Yumoto's big brother for you.
[04:49] atsu
    All that daily wood chopping
    wasn't just for show.
[04:52] en
    And what's with the hatchet?
    That's a bit obsessive.
[04:55] yumoto
    Why are you so good at this, big bro?
[04:58] hire
    He actually noticed! Well done! Well done!
[05:00] yumoto
    Huh? What?
[05:02] hire
    Now it's time for a nostalgic playback of old times!
SIGN    TV Universe
[05:09] hire
    Universal Calendar 12015.
[05:12] hire
    My employer, TV Universe,
    sent me, the skilled Hireashi,
SIGN    Reality Show
SIGN    Can I Destroy  the Earth?
[05:18] hire
    to be the director of a reality show: 
    Can I Destroy the Earth?
[05:25] hire
    There was a despicable, wicked Earthling.
[05:27] hire
    His name was Hakone Gora.
[05:31] gora
    Chop!
[05:33] gora
    Chop!
[05:34] gora
    Chop!
[05:43] hire
    That man vanquished all the monsters
    we sent, one after another.
[05:48] hire
    He had no consideration for how badly our viewers
[05:51] hire
    wanted to see the Earth conquered and destroyed,
[05:53] hire
    and no ability to read the mood.
    He made all our plans come to nothing.
[05:57] atsu
    Are you saying Yumoto's big brother was
    the previous generation of Battle Lovers?
[06:02] yumoto
    Oh, now that you mention it...
[06:04] yumoto
    My brother would always sharpen
    his hatchet after I went to bed...
[06:08] yumoto
    I saw him go out somewhere
    after that, lots of times.
[06:12] yumoto
    I was too scared to ask
    where he was going, though.
[06:15] io
    That would be pretty scary.
[06:17] ryuu
    Yeah, on a pants-pissing level.
[06:20] hire
    Once the program lost its
    concept, the ratings dwindled.
[06:24] hire
    In the end, it was tragically canceled.
[06:26] hire
    CIDE is the only show I've ever
    directed that got canceled!
[06:30] atsu
    CIDE?
[06:32] en
    I guess that's short for Can I Destroy the Earth?
[06:34] wom
    It's only natural that it was canceled!
[06:36] wom
    I could not allow such
    foolishness and barbarism!
[06:40] wom
    You received numerous complaints from
    the Space Ethics Improvement Organization,
[06:43] wom
    but you always make some vague
    excuse like "just watch it until the end"!
[06:47] en
    Wait, you've known about all this from the start?
[06:51] wom
    I'm just acting in the
    spirit of animal preservation!
[06:54] wom
    I couldn't stand watching the creatures of
    Earth wiped out for someone's entertainment!
[06:59] zun
    We're just giving the masses what they want to see!
[07:03] wom
    What kind of viral marketing is that?
[07:05] wom
    Your selfishness is your undoing!
[07:07] wom
    What about compliance, anyway?
[07:10] hire
    Compliance? Ha! I'm laughing so hard,
    I could brew tea in my navel!
[07:14] wom
    I don't want to hear
    talk of navels from a fish!
[07:16] zun
    Silence! You have a pouch, and that's just gross!
[07:19] wom
    Are you going there?
    Are you really going to go there?
[07:22] zun
    And what if I am?
[07:24] wom
    Then I'll go there, too!
[07:26] wom
    The way you're always twitching your nose?
[07:29] wom
    That really bothers me!
[07:31] zun
    I'm not twitching it!
[07:33] wom
    You are so!
[07:35] hire
    You really are.
[07:36] ---
    What?!
[07:37] en
    Cut it out, you guys.
[07:39] en
    I can't tell if it's cute or disgusting.
[07:42] hire
    Anyway, since CIDE was a failure,
[07:46] hire
    I was exiled to the company
    history compilation office.
[07:49] hire
    Even Aria-chan, the cabaret girl
    from Gotanda Planet, dumped me!
[07:52] hire
    It put me through the wringer!
[07:55] ryuu
    You go to cabaret clubs? Also, those exist?
[08:00] hire
    Oh, really? The numbers are through the roof?
[08:03] hire
    Okay, go at it! Make it look good!
[08:06] gora
    Chop!
[08:12] atsu
    Why did Gora-san...
[08:14] io
    He was standing there quietly all this time.
[08:16] ryuu
    Why did he decide to start moving again now?
[08:18] hire
    That's the kabuki rule!
[08:20] hire
    When the camera's rolling,
    everyone else stops moving.
[08:23] hire
    Until the speaker's done with
    their lines, they must stand quietly.
[08:26] hire
    More precisely, they're incapable of moving!
[08:28] gora
    Chop!
[08:29] gora
    Chop! Chop! Chop!
[08:33] hire
    Excellent!
[08:34] hire
    A former hero, fallen to the dark side.
    He becomes the ultimate enemy,
[08:38] hire
    and now stands in the way of his
    own flesh-and-blood little brother!
[08:41] yumoto
    Big bro, if you were really a hero once,
[08:44] yumoto
    how can you turn into a monster so easily?!
[08:46] yumoto
    Show some mettle, big bro!
[08:56] gora
    I refuse.
[09:03] yumoto
    Stop it, big bro!
[09:04] gora
    Chop!
[09:08] yumoto
    Stop it, I said!
[09:09] kino
    Oh, what a red-hot development!
[09:11] kino
    Whoever wins, we're guaranteed rave reviews!
[09:14] ryuu
    I'm not really excited about
    attacking Yumoto's brother, but...
[09:18] io
    This is no time for holding back!
[09:21] ryuu
    Vesta Ignit!
[09:23] io
    Sulfur Gaia!
[09:26] atsu
    Epinard Hurricane!
[09:27] en
    Cerulean Aqua!
[09:29] gora
    Chop!
[09:31] en
    It's no use! We're no match for him!
[09:33] yumoto
    Big bro! Come to your senses!
[09:35] gora
    I refuse!
[09:45] kino
    Look at that power!
[09:47] kino
    This is the Gora Power that
    drove CIDE to cancellation!
[09:50] ari
    Excuse me.
[09:51] ari
    It's Kinosaki-kun, isn't it?
[09:53] kino
    Yes, that's right.
[09:55] ari
    Are you through interviewing
    our student council president?
[09:58] kino
    Yes, I'm done.
[10:00] kino
    What's going on here is far more interesting.
[10:03] kino
    Woah!
[10:03] ari
    Got it.
[10:04] ari
    Then I have one more question for you.
[10:06] kino
    I'm busy right now. Can't it wait until later?
[10:09] ari
    No, it's a very simple question.
[10:11] ari
    Answer yes or no.
[10:13] ari
    Did you know about their plan from the start?
[10:17] ari
    And that's why you've
    been doing your research?
[10:19] kino
    That's right.
[10:21] ari
    I see.
[10:22] kino
    What is it?
[10:27] ari
    Akoya...
[10:28] gero
    It's the duty of the youngest member
    to handle this kind of work, right?
[10:41] en
    Yumoto!
[10:42] gora
    Chop!
[10:44] gora
    Chop!
[10:49] gora
    Chop!
[10:58] atsu
    Kin-chan!
[11:08] kusa
    What?
[11:10] atsu
    Are you okay, Kin-chan?
[11:15] kusa
    Why?
[11:16] atsu
    Because even though you
    might not feel the same way,
[11:19] atsu
    I still think of you as a friend.
[11:24] kusa
    At-chan...
[11:37] kusa
    "Cleanse" can also mean to
    make anew, to set things right.
[11:42] kusa
    In that case, perhaps I need to cleanse myself.
[11:47] gora
    Chop!
[11:48] gora
    Chop chop chop chop chop!
[11:54] gora
    Chop!
[11:59] gora
    Chop!
[12:05] yumoto
    Guys!
[12:06] en
    Now! Use the Love Attack!
[12:09] all
    Yeah!
[12:10] yumoto
    Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[12:12] Default;en
    Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[12:15] atsu
    Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[12:17] io
    Roar, Raging Gaia!
[12:20] ryuu
    Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[12:35] yumoto
    Love Attack!
[12:41] gora
    Chop!
[12:44] yumoto
    The Love Attack...
[12:45] gora
    Chop!
[12:47] yumoto
    You won't chop us!
[12:52] gora
    Chop!
[12:54] yumoto
    Big bro, snap out of it!
[12:57] gora
    Chop!
[12:58] yumoto
    This isn't my big brother!
[13:01] gora
    Ch... Chop...
[13:03] yumoto
    If you become a minion of evil,
    who will chop the wood for the bath?
[13:07] gora
    Bath?
[13:09] yumoto
    That's right! The Kurotama Bath
    is everything to you, isn't it?
[13:13] gora
    Kurotama Bath...
[13:15] yumoto
    Remember the warmth of the bath!
[13:18] gora
    Warmth...?
[13:37] en
    Yumoto grew...
[13:38] atsu
    ...wings?
[13:39] ryuu
    He's an angel?
[13:40] io
    No way.
[13:42] wom
    That's the More Better Love Making!
[13:44] all
    More Better Love Making?!
[13:46] wom
    That's right!
[13:48] wom
    He's more better in every respect!
[13:49] wom
    In other words, he's the More Sparkling Prince!
[13:53] yumoto
    More Better Love Shower!
[14:02] gora
    What is this sensation?
[14:04] gora
    It seems to warm me to my core...
[14:07] gora
    Comfort... Healing...
[14:09] yumoto
    Big bro, this is a bath.
[14:12] gora
    I see. This is a bath.
[14:19] gora
    Baths are great.
[14:22] yumoto
    Love is over!
[14:24] hire
    It's not over yet!
[14:29] en
    Oh, fine! I'll say it as many times as you want!
[14:32] all
    Wh-What did you say?!
[14:35] hire
    How dare you, how dare you,
    how dare you, how dare you?!
[14:38] hire
    You've rendered all my plans to nothing!
[14:42] yumoto
    That's...
[14:44] yumoto
    a porcupinefish?
[14:45] wom
    A goldfish and a hedgehog
    make a porcupinefish.
[14:47] wom
    It does make sense, logically...
[14:49] all
    No it doesn't!
[14:50] hire
    Go! Finish them!
[14:53] zun
    Roger that!
[14:55] zun
    Transform!
[15:04] hire
    Porcupine...
[15:06] zun
    fish!
[15:08] all
    Wh-What did you say?!
[15:21] yumoto
    I don't think so!
[15:30] kusa
    Ultima...
[15:31] trio
    Adamas!
[15:38] ryuu
    Why would the student council...
    I mean, Caerula Adamas help us?
[15:41] kusa
    As student council president,
    I couldn't turn a blind eye
[15:45] kusa
    to anyone causing harm to our students. That's all.
[15:48] atsu
    Thanks, Kin-chan.
[15:51] kusa
    Why?! Why are you like this, At-chan?
[15:55] kusa
    You being so nice just lets me be selfish!
[15:59] kusa
    It was the same then!
[16:00] kusa
    You should have gotten angry and
    told me not to take things out on you!
[16:03] kusa
    But because it was me, you didn't say anything.
[16:07] kusa
    You didn't do anything!
[16:08] kusa
    That's why I could never apologize to you!
[16:12] atsu
    Sorry.
[16:13] kusa
    I don't want an apology!
[16:16] atsu
    Sorry.
[16:20] ryuu
    Kinugawa-senpai, at times like this,
[16:22] ryuu
    you should just say "I understand"
    and take them gently in your arms.
[16:25] io
    That's just how you do things.
[16:27] atsu
    Does this mean we can walk
    home together and talk again?
[16:33] kusa
    Yeah.
[16:35] wom
    Oh, this is the true love known as friendship!
[16:39] wom
    It's a happy end!
[16:40] hire
    I told you, it hasn't ended yet!
[16:44] hire
    I almost got stuck following the kabuki rule!
[16:48] yumoto
    You still want to fight?!
[16:50] wom
    In that case, everyone turn More Better!
[16:54] en
    The More Flashing Prince!
[16:58] en
    Battle Lover Cerulean!
[17:00] atsu
    The More Piercing Prince!
[17:02] atsu
    Battle Lover Epinard!
[17:05] io
    The More Roaring Prince!
[17:08] io
    Battle Lover Sulfur!
[17:10] ryuu
    The More Thrilling Prince!
[17:13] ryuu
    Battle Lover Vesta!
[17:15] kusa
    The Golden Chevalier,
    shining in greater radiance!
[17:19] kusa
    Aurite!
[17:21] ari
    The Silver Chevalier,
    rustling even more young leaves!
[17:23] ari
    Argent!
[17:25] gero
    The Pearl Chevalier,
    making all the flowers bloom!
[17:28] gero
    Perlite!
[17:30] yumoto
    We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[17:32] five
    More Battle Lovers!
[17:35] hire
    "More Better"? Don't make me laugh!
[17:37] hire
    You're worse than before!
[17:40] en
    It's true that it's a strange name...
[17:41] wom
    The name is just ornamental!
[17:43] wom
    Why can't they understand that?
[17:45] yumoto
    That's right! What really matters is love!
[17:48] en
    Freedom!
[17:49] atsu
    Friendship!
[17:50] io
    Money!
[17:51] ryuu
    Girls!
[17:52] gero
    Beauty, right?
[17:54] ari
    I'm not sure.
[17:55] kusa
    For Binan High School to
    remain Binan High School!
[17:59] yumoto
    Let's go!
[18:01] hire
    Let's turn the tables on them!
[18:02] zun
    Roger that!
[18:18] hire
    All of you together isn't enough!
[18:21] hire
    Yes, yes? S-Station director?
[18:24] hire
    Huh? What? Of course not.
[18:26] hire
    The development may be a bit forced,
    but we got the proper go-ahead for it.
[18:30] hire
    What? R-Right now?
    You can't cancel us that suddenly!
[18:34] hire
    Director! Um, D-Director?
[18:37] hire
    What about that night on Gotanda Planet?!
[18:42] hire
    Damn it! In that case,
    I'll crush you all together!
[18:46] hire
    Fire! Fire! Keep firing!
[18:48] zun
    But I'm afraid we've fired all our ammo, sir.
[18:53] hire
    Ergh!
[18:55] yumoto
    I'll tell you why you were canceled!
[18:59] hire
    What?
[19:00] yumoto
    Because you have no love
    for your subject matter!
[19:03] yumoto
    Those who have no love
    cannot move the hearts of others!
[19:08] yumoto
    More Better Love...
[19:12] yumoto
    Attack!
[19:23] yumoto
    Love is... seriously... over!
[19:30] wom
    And so, Can I Destroy the 
    Earth? Returns was canceled.
[19:35] hire
    I swear to only produce high
    quality programming from now on!
[19:40] zun
    Ditto.
[19:54] wom
    The culture festival proceeded without incident,
[19:57] wom
    and their Cosplay Hero Curry sold out.
SIGN    Sold Out
[20:07] yumoto
    Big bro, I'm getting in first, okay?
[20:11] gora
    Yes. Today's bath is in good condition.
[20:14] yumoto
    Yeah!
[20:16] yumoto
    Yo!
[20:18] all
    Yo!
[20:20] en
    Yumoto.
[20:22] en
    Did you know that nikujaga and stew
    are brothers from different mothers?
[20:27] kusa
    Naturally, stew is superior.
[20:30] atsu
    We're not talking about superior or inferior.
[20:32] gero
    But nikujaga's rather homely, isn't it?
[20:35] io
    No, the broad-mindedness of nikujaga,
[20:38] io
    that you can make it with beef
    or pork, is a thing to be admired.
[20:41] ari
    Either way,
[20:42] ari
    it's still sad when you get the wrong
    type of potatoes and they melt.
[20:46] ryuu
    Even if it gets mushy, I forgive them
    if they say "sorry" in a cute way.
[20:52] ---
    Huh?
[20:53] en
    The point is, when you use
    the "mother" known as soy sauce
[20:55] en
    instead of demi-glace sauce,
    you give birth to nikujaga.
[20:58] yumoto
    Oh!
[20:59] yumoto
    Nikujaga, huh?
[21:01] yumoto
    I wish I could have fed some to Wom-san.
[21:06] atsu
    That's true.
[21:08] wom
    Excuse me... Don't treat me
    like I'm dead just yet.
[21:12] en
    Oh, sorry.
[21:14] en
    But at this point in the story, you would
    usually have gone back to your home planet.
[21:17] wom
    I can't go back to space until
    Mr. Tawarayama is revived.
[21:21] atsu
    Huh? What about your scientifically
    advanced medical mechanisms?
[21:24] kusa
    That's likely just an excuse.
[21:27] ---
    Gulp...
[21:28] yumoto
    Well, that just means I can cuddle you more!
[21:30] wom
    W-Wait! No, no, no.
[21:32] yumoto
    There, there, there.
[21:32] wom
    Well, I wouldn't say...
[21:34] yumoto
    Cuddle, cuddle.
[21:36] wom
    ...that!
SIGN    Important news after the break
SIGN    <Important News> After this, Mr. Tawarayama was brought back to life thanks to the  "life" brought to Earth by one of Wombat's people. Thank goodness.