12 - Love Forever
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[00:10] yumoto
I'm going to stop this
stupid fight between you!
[00:12] hire
Oh? It's being drawn out that long?
[00:15] hire
That's great. Just what I wanted.
[00:25] yumoto
Student Council President!
Let's talk about this!
[00:28] kusa
Don't be absurd!
[00:30] kusa
I have power!
[00:32] kusa
Power that you lack.
Power to cleanse the world!
[00:41] gora
Don't be deceived!
[00:45] gora
This has all been prearranged!
[00:47] gora
It's a set-up!
[00:49] yumoto
Big bro Gora?
[00:50] atsu
What was set up?
[00:52] gora
All of it! This guy set up all of it!
[00:55] hire
Let me go! Let me go, I say!
[00:57] hire
Just who do you think I am?
[01:00] kusa
A talking goldfish? It couldn't be...
[01:02] gora
Now, Hireashi! Confess everything!
[01:07] hire
I'll talk! I'll talk!
[01:08] hire
I'll tell them everything. Just don't crush me!
[01:12] gora
Now, hurry!
[01:13] hire
Yes, yes, yes!
[01:14] hire
This is a reality show targeted
at the whole universe!
[01:18] hire
The things you say, the things you do,
every move you make...
[01:22] hire
All of it, down to the tiniest detail,
is being broadcast across the universe!
[01:26] all
Broadcast across the universe?!
[01:28] hire
They're watching you Earthlings divided
into two groups and fighting each other!
[01:33] all
Wh-What did you say?!
[01:35] en
I never thought I'd have a moment in
my life when I'd say "What did you say?!"
[01:40] en
But this is a real
"What did you say?!" moment.
[01:42] kusa
Broadcast... across the universe?
[01:44] zun
Chief Hireashi!
[01:50] yumoto
Big bro!
[01:52] zun
Chief Hireashi! Are you all right?
[01:53] hire
Of course I'm not all right!
You took too long getting here!
[01:56] zun
I am very sorry!
[01:58] hire
Kinosaki-chan! Continue the broadcast!
[02:01] kino
Okay! This is Kinosaki on the scene!
[02:04] kino
Now let's have a talk with the leader
of the Conquest Club, Kusatsu Kinshiro!
[02:09] kino
How are you feeling right now?
[02:12] kino
Say a few words to our viewers.
[02:17] kino
Okay! That was Dark Aurite,
A.K.A. Kusatsu Kinshiro,
[02:20] kino
whose expression suggests
some lingering shock!
[02:24] kusa
That means...
[02:26] kusa
Everything I've said and done
[02:28] kusa
has all been watched?
[02:30] kino
Yes, that's right!
[02:32] kino
In addition to your battles,
there have been hidden cameras set up
[02:36] kino
in your student council room
and personal spaces, as well!
[02:39] kino
It's all being broadcast
throughout the whole galaxy!
[02:43] kusa
Throughout the whole galaxy?
[02:45] kino
Yes! The faint yearning
for your childhood friend,
[02:48] kino
the obstinacy, the angry outbursts,
the unavoidable failures of understanding...
[02:52] kino
You're a stand-out character!
[02:54] kino
You're a conversation topic for thousands
of millions of people across the universe!
[03:00] kusa
I-It can't be...
[03:01] kino
It's the tsundere in you.
[03:04] yumoto
Big bro! Big bro!
[03:05] yumoto
Speak to me! Don't die!
[03:08] zun
What are you doing, Caerula Adamas?
[03:10] zun
Go and defeat the Battle Lovers!
[03:13] kusa
What's the point in fighting them now?
[03:16] zun
What was that?
[03:18] kusa
Now that everything's been brought to light,
[03:22] kusa
all my talk of order rings completely hollow.
[03:25] zun
To whom do you think I gave
[03:28] zun
the power to rule the world?
[03:32] zun
Tch.
[03:34] hire
If it's come to this, go to plan B!
[03:36] hire
Do it, Zun-chan!
[03:37] zun
Sir!
[03:38] zun
Zundar Needles, activate!
[03:44] yumoto
Big bro?
[03:45] atsu
This is...
[03:52] en
G-Gora-san!
[04:06] yumoto
B-Big bro Gora!
[04:08] gora
My name is Wood-Chopper Monster.
[04:11] gora
I will chop wood, and the world, in two!
[04:15] all
Wh-What did you say?!
[04:16] en
Okay, that's already the second
"What did you say?" of my life.
[04:21] ari
He became a monster?
[04:23] gero
So it wasn't our power doing that?
[04:30] yumoto
Why... Why is my brother Gora...
[04:35] gora
Chop!
[04:40] yumoto
Stop it, big bro!
[04:46] io
He's so powerful...
[04:47] ryuu
That's Yumoto's big brother for you.
[04:49] atsu
All that daily wood chopping
wasn't just for show.
[04:52] en
And what's with the hatchet?
That's a bit obsessive.
[04:55] yumoto
Why are you so good at this, big bro?
[04:58] hire
He actually noticed! Well done! Well done!
[05:00] yumoto
Huh? What?
[05:02] hire
Now it's time for a nostalgic playback of old times!
SIGN TV Universe
[05:09] hire
Universal Calendar 12015.
[05:12] hire
My employer, TV Universe,
sent me, the skilled Hireashi,
SIGN Reality Show
SIGN Can I Destroy the Earth?
[05:18] hire
to be the director of a reality show:
Can I Destroy the Earth?
[05:25] hire
There was a despicable, wicked Earthling.
[05:27] hire
His name was Hakone Gora.
[05:31] gora
Chop!
[05:33] gora
Chop!
[05:34] gora
Chop!
[05:43] hire
That man vanquished all the monsters
we sent, one after another.
[05:48] hire
He had no consideration for how badly our viewers
[05:51] hire
wanted to see the Earth conquered and destroyed,
[05:53] hire
and no ability to read the mood.
He made all our plans come to nothing.
[05:57] atsu
Are you saying Yumoto's big brother was
the previous generation of Battle Lovers?
[06:02] yumoto
Oh, now that you mention it...
[06:04] yumoto
My brother would always sharpen
his hatchet after I went to bed...
[06:08] yumoto
I saw him go out somewhere
after that, lots of times.
[06:12] yumoto
I was too scared to ask
where he was going, though.
[06:15] io
That would be pretty scary.
[06:17] ryuu
Yeah, on a pants-pissing level.
[06:20] hire
Once the program lost its
concept, the ratings dwindled.
[06:24] hire
In the end, it was tragically canceled.
[06:26] hire
CIDE is the only show I've ever
directed that got canceled!
[06:30] atsu
CIDE?
[06:32] en
I guess that's short for Can I Destroy the Earth?
[06:34] wom
It's only natural that it was canceled!
[06:36] wom
I could not allow such
foolishness and barbarism!
[06:40] wom
You received numerous complaints from
the Space Ethics Improvement Organization,
[06:43] wom
but you always make some vague
excuse like "just watch it until the end"!
[06:47] en
Wait, you've known about all this from the start?
[06:51] wom
I'm just acting in the
spirit of animal preservation!
[06:54] wom
I couldn't stand watching the creatures of
Earth wiped out for someone's entertainment!
[06:59] zun
We're just giving the masses what they want to see!
[07:03] wom
What kind of viral marketing is that?
[07:05] wom
Your selfishness is your undoing!
[07:07] wom
What about compliance, anyway?
[07:10] hire
Compliance? Ha! I'm laughing so hard,
I could brew tea in my navel!
[07:14] wom
I don't want to hear
talk of navels from a fish!
[07:16] zun
Silence! You have a pouch, and that's just gross!
[07:19] wom
Are you going there?
Are you really going to go there?
[07:22] zun
And what if I am?
[07:24] wom
Then I'll go there, too!
[07:26] wom
The way you're always twitching your nose?
[07:29] wom
That really bothers me!
[07:31] zun
I'm not twitching it!
[07:33] wom
You are so!
[07:35] hire
You really are.
[07:36] ---
What?!
[07:37] en
Cut it out, you guys.
[07:39] en
I can't tell if it's cute or disgusting.
[07:42] hire
Anyway, since CIDE was a failure,
[07:46] hire
I was exiled to the company
history compilation office.
[07:49] hire
Even Aria-chan, the cabaret girl
from Gotanda Planet, dumped me!
[07:52] hire
It put me through the wringer!
[07:55] ryuu
You go to cabaret clubs? Also, those exist?
[08:00] hire
Oh, really? The numbers are through the roof?
[08:03] hire
Okay, go at it! Make it look good!
[08:06] gora
Chop!
[08:12] atsu
Why did Gora-san...
[08:14] io
He was standing there quietly all this time.
[08:16] ryuu
Why did he decide to start moving again now?
[08:18] hire
That's the kabuki rule!
[08:20] hire
When the camera's rolling,
everyone else stops moving.
[08:23] hire
Until the speaker's done with
their lines, they must stand quietly.
[08:26] hire
More precisely, they're incapable of moving!
[08:28] gora
Chop!
[08:29] gora
Chop! Chop! Chop!
[08:33] hire
Excellent!
[08:34] hire
A former hero, fallen to the dark side.
He becomes the ultimate enemy,
[08:38] hire
and now stands in the way of his
own flesh-and-blood little brother!
[08:41] yumoto
Big bro, if you were really a hero once,
[08:44] yumoto
how can you turn into a monster so easily?!
[08:46] yumoto
Show some mettle, big bro!
[08:56] gora
I refuse.
[09:03] yumoto
Stop it, big bro!
[09:04] gora
Chop!
[09:08] yumoto
Stop it, I said!
[09:09] kino
Oh, what a red-hot development!
[09:11] kino
Whoever wins, we're guaranteed rave reviews!
[09:14] ryuu
I'm not really excited about
attacking Yumoto's brother, but...
[09:18] io
This is no time for holding back!
[09:21] ryuu
Vesta Ignit!
[09:23] io
Sulfur Gaia!
[09:26] atsu
Epinard Hurricane!
[09:27] en
Cerulean Aqua!
[09:29] gora
Chop!
[09:31] en
It's no use! We're no match for him!
[09:33] yumoto
Big bro! Come to your senses!
[09:35] gora
I refuse!
[09:45] kino
Look at that power!
[09:47] kino
This is the Gora Power that
drove CIDE to cancellation!
[09:50] ari
Excuse me.
[09:51] ari
It's Kinosaki-kun, isn't it?
[09:53] kino
Yes, that's right.
[09:55] ari
Are you through interviewing
our student council president?
[09:58] kino
Yes, I'm done.
[10:00] kino
What's going on here is far more interesting.
[10:03] kino
Woah!
[10:03] ari
Got it.
[10:04] ari
Then I have one more question for you.
[10:06] kino
I'm busy right now. Can't it wait until later?
[10:09] ari
No, it's a very simple question.
[10:11] ari
Answer yes or no.
[10:13] ari
Did you know about their plan from the start?
[10:17] ari
And that's why you've
been doing your research?
[10:19] kino
That's right.
[10:21] ari
I see.
[10:22] kino
What is it?
[10:27] ari
Akoya...
[10:28] gero
It's the duty of the youngest member
to handle this kind of work, right?
[10:41] en
Yumoto!
[10:42] gora
Chop!
[10:44] gora
Chop!
[10:49] gora
Chop!
[10:58] atsu
Kin-chan!
[11:08] kusa
What?
[11:10] atsu
Are you okay, Kin-chan?
[11:15] kusa
Why?
[11:16] atsu
Because even though you
might not feel the same way,
[11:19] atsu
I still think of you as a friend.
[11:24] kusa
At-chan...
[11:37] kusa
"Cleanse" can also mean to
make anew, to set things right.
[11:42] kusa
In that case, perhaps I need to cleanse myself.
[11:47] gora
Chop!
[11:48] gora
Chop chop chop chop chop!
[11:54] gora
Chop!
[11:59] gora
Chop!
[12:05] yumoto
Guys!
[12:06] en
Now! Use the Love Attack!
[12:09] all
Yeah!
[12:10] yumoto
Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[12:12] Default;en
Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[12:15] atsu
Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[12:17] io
Roar, Raging Gaia!
[12:20] ryuu
Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[12:35] yumoto
Love Attack!
[12:41] gora
Chop!
[12:44] yumoto
The Love Attack...
[12:45] gora
Chop!
[12:47] yumoto
You won't chop us!
[12:52] gora
Chop!
[12:54] yumoto
Big bro, snap out of it!
[12:57] gora
Chop!
[12:58] yumoto
This isn't my big brother!
[13:01] gora
Ch... Chop...
[13:03] yumoto
If you become a minion of evil,
who will chop the wood for the bath?
[13:07] gora
Bath?
[13:09] yumoto
That's right! The Kurotama Bath
is everything to you, isn't it?
[13:13] gora
Kurotama Bath...
[13:15] yumoto
Remember the warmth of the bath!
[13:18] gora
Warmth...?
[13:37] en
Yumoto grew...
[13:38] atsu
...wings?
[13:39] ryuu
He's an angel?
[13:40] io
No way.
[13:42] wom
That's the More Better Love Making!
[13:44] all
More Better Love Making?!
[13:46] wom
That's right!
[13:48] wom
He's more better in every respect!
[13:49] wom
In other words, he's the More Sparkling Prince!
[13:53] yumoto
More Better Love Shower!
[14:02] gora
What is this sensation?
[14:04] gora
It seems to warm me to my core...
[14:07] gora
Comfort... Healing...
[14:09] yumoto
Big bro, this is a bath.
[14:12] gora
I see. This is a bath.
[14:19] gora
Baths are great.
[14:22] yumoto
Love is over!
[14:24] hire
It's not over yet!
[14:29] en
Oh, fine! I'll say it as many times as you want!
[14:32] all
Wh-What did you say?!
[14:35] hire
How dare you, how dare you,
how dare you, how dare you?!
[14:38] hire
You've rendered all my plans to nothing!
[14:42] yumoto
That's...
[14:44] yumoto
a porcupinefish?
[14:45] wom
A goldfish and a hedgehog
make a porcupinefish.
[14:47] wom
It does make sense, logically...
[14:49] all
No it doesn't!
[14:50] hire
Go! Finish them!
[14:53] zun
Roger that!
[14:55] zun
Transform!
[15:04] hire
Porcupine...
[15:06] zun
fish!
[15:08] all
Wh-What did you say?!
[15:21] yumoto
I don't think so!
[15:30] kusa
Ultima...
[15:31] trio
Adamas!
[15:38] ryuu
Why would the student council...
I mean, Caerula Adamas help us?
[15:41] kusa
As student council president,
I couldn't turn a blind eye
[15:45] kusa
to anyone causing harm to our students. That's all.
[15:48] atsu
Thanks, Kin-chan.
[15:51] kusa
Why?! Why are you like this, At-chan?
[15:55] kusa
You being so nice just lets me be selfish!
[15:59] kusa
It was the same then!
[16:00] kusa
You should have gotten angry and
told me not to take things out on you!
[16:03] kusa
But because it was me, you didn't say anything.
[16:07] kusa
You didn't do anything!
[16:08] kusa
That's why I could never apologize to you!
[16:12] atsu
Sorry.
[16:13] kusa
I don't want an apology!
[16:16] atsu
Sorry.
[16:20] ryuu
Kinugawa-senpai, at times like this,
[16:22] ryuu
you should just say "I understand"
and take them gently in your arms.
[16:25] io
That's just how you do things.
[16:27] atsu
Does this mean we can walk
home together and talk again?
[16:33] kusa
Yeah.
[16:35] wom
Oh, this is the true love known as friendship!
[16:39] wom
It's a happy end!
[16:40] hire
I told you, it hasn't ended yet!
[16:44] hire
I almost got stuck following the kabuki rule!
[16:48] yumoto
You still want to fight?!
[16:50] wom
In that case, everyone turn More Better!
[16:54] en
The More Flashing Prince!
[16:58] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[17:00] atsu
The More Piercing Prince!
[17:02] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[17:05] io
The More Roaring Prince!
[17:08] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[17:10] ryuu
The More Thrilling Prince!
[17:13] ryuu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[17:15] kusa
The Golden Chevalier,
shining in greater radiance!
[17:19] kusa
Aurite!
[17:21] ari
The Silver Chevalier,
rustling even more young leaves!
[17:23] ari
Argent!
[17:25] gero
The Pearl Chevalier,
making all the flowers bloom!
[17:28] gero
Perlite!
[17:30] yumoto
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[17:32] five
More Battle Lovers!
[17:35] hire
"More Better"? Don't make me laugh!
[17:37] hire
You're worse than before!
[17:40] en
It's true that it's a strange name...
[17:41] wom
The name is just ornamental!
[17:43] wom
Why can't they understand that?
[17:45] yumoto
That's right! What really matters is love!
[17:48] en
Freedom!
[17:49] atsu
Friendship!
[17:50] io
Money!
[17:51] ryuu
Girls!
[17:52] gero
Beauty, right?
[17:54] ari
I'm not sure.
[17:55] kusa
For Binan High School to
remain Binan High School!
[17:59] yumoto
Let's go!
[18:01] hire
Let's turn the tables on them!
[18:02] zun
Roger that!
[18:18] hire
All of you together isn't enough!
[18:21] hire
Yes, yes? S-Station director?
[18:24] hire
Huh? What? Of course not.
[18:26] hire
The development may be a bit forced,
but we got the proper go-ahead for it.
[18:30] hire
What? R-Right now?
You can't cancel us that suddenly!
[18:34] hire
Director! Um, D-Director?
[18:37] hire
What about that night on Gotanda Planet?!
[18:42] hire
Damn it! In that case,
I'll crush you all together!
[18:46] hire
Fire! Fire! Keep firing!
[18:48] zun
But I'm afraid we've fired all our ammo, sir.
[18:53] hire
Ergh!
[18:55] yumoto
I'll tell you why you were canceled!
[18:59] hire
What?
[19:00] yumoto
Because you have no love
for your subject matter!
[19:03] yumoto
Those who have no love
cannot move the hearts of others!
[19:08] yumoto
More Better Love...
[19:12] yumoto
Attack!
[19:23] yumoto
Love is... seriously... over!
[19:30] wom
And so, Can I Destroy the
Earth? Returns was canceled.
[19:35] hire
I swear to only produce high
quality programming from now on!
[19:40] zun
Ditto.
[19:54] wom
The culture festival proceeded without incident,
[19:57] wom
and their Cosplay Hero Curry sold out.
SIGN Sold Out
[20:07] yumoto
Big bro, I'm getting in first, okay?
[20:11] gora
Yes. Today's bath is in good condition.
[20:14] yumoto
Yeah!
[20:16] yumoto
Yo!
[20:18] all
Yo!
[20:20] en
Yumoto.
[20:22] en
Did you know that nikujaga and stew
are brothers from different mothers?
[20:27] kusa
Naturally, stew is superior.
[20:30] atsu
We're not talking about superior or inferior.
[20:32] gero
But nikujaga's rather homely, isn't it?
[20:35] io
No, the broad-mindedness of nikujaga,
[20:38] io
that you can make it with beef
or pork, is a thing to be admired.
[20:41] ari
Either way,
[20:42] ari
it's still sad when you get the wrong
type of potatoes and they melt.
[20:46] ryuu
Even if it gets mushy, I forgive them
if they say "sorry" in a cute way.
[20:52] ---
Huh?
[20:53] en
The point is, when you use
the "mother" known as soy sauce
[20:55] en
instead of demi-glace sauce,
you give birth to nikujaga.
[20:58] yumoto
Oh!
[20:59] yumoto
Nikujaga, huh?
[21:01] yumoto
I wish I could have fed some to Wom-san.
[21:06] atsu
That's true.
[21:08] wom
Excuse me... Don't treat me
like I'm dead just yet.
[21:12] en
Oh, sorry.
[21:14] en
But at this point in the story, you would
usually have gone back to your home planet.
[21:17] wom
I can't go back to space until
Mr. Tawarayama is revived.
[21:21] atsu
Huh? What about your scientifically
advanced medical mechanisms?
[21:24] kusa
That's likely just an excuse.
[21:27] ---
Gulp...
[21:28] yumoto
Well, that just means I can cuddle you more!
[21:30] wom
W-Wait! No, no, no.
[21:32] yumoto
There, there, there.
[21:32] wom
Well, I wouldn't say...
[21:34] yumoto
Cuddle, cuddle.
[21:36] wom
...that!
SIGN Important news after the break
SIGN <Important News> After this, Mr. Tawarayama was brought back to life thanks to the "life" brought to Earth by one of Wombat's people. Thank goodness.