Cute High Earth Defense Club LOVE! The story revolves around the members of the “Earth Defense Club” aka the “Do Nothing Club” at Binan High School. One day, the club members are soaking in a hot bath together when all of a sudden a mysterious pink wombat appears out of thin air! The wombat asks the members to lend it their help to protect the Earth. At school the next day, each of the club members receives a magical bracelet enveloping them in a dazzling light. Season 1 1 - In the Name of Love Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Kurotama Bath [00:14] atsushi     Ah, it's great being first in the bath. [00:16] en     Atsushi, you know, there's something     I've been thinking about lately. [00:21] atsushi     What is it, En-chan?     The tax increase? The Olympics? [00:24] en     No, chikuwabu. [00:26] atsushi     Chikuwabu? [00:27] en     He's a real mystery, you know? [00:30] atsushi     It's just chikuwabu... [00:33] en     Not quite chikuwa, not quite fu. [00:35] en     He doesn't exist outside of oden. [00:37] en     Why is he even alive? [00:39] atsu     Well, it's not alive... [00:40] en     He's excluded from both the paste products     group and the wheat gluten group. [00:45] en     When I think about how he must feel,     it's kind of depressing. [00:48] atsu     But there are people who like chikuwabu. [00:51] en     Oh? You like chikuwabu? [00:53] en     Gonna start a club? A chikuwabu-bu? [00:55] atsu     What? Chikuwabu-bu is too hard to say. [00:58] en     It's the wabu-bu who plot     to dominate via chikuwabu. [01:01] atsu     You're abbreviating it... [01:03] en     Daikon radish and tofu fritters     contribute to the diversity that is oden [01:08] en     by creating a savory flavor. [01:11] en     Yet chikuwabu only absorbs that savoriness, [01:14] en     offering nothing of its own. [01:15] atsu     Couldn't you say the same of konjac? [01:17] en     No, konjac is at least flexible. [01:21] en     It's broad-minded enough to absorb that     savoriness into its deepest parts. [01:25] en     Yet, with chikuwabu, you can     boil it for hours and hours, [01:28] en     and most of it will remain nothing     but wheat flour mixed with water. [01:33] en     It gives off the superficial appearance     of melting and integrating itself while, [01:38] en     deep down, it rejects others and     denies its wheat-based origins. [01:41] atsu     Uh, En-chan, do you hate chikuwabu? [01:44] en     I don't know if I hate it. [01:45] en     I just feel like I'm looking at an unknown lifeform. [01:48] atsu     But it's not a lifeform... [01:55] wombat     Where might this be? [01:59] atsu     A public bath... Why do you ask? [02:01] wombat     What is a pub-lic-bath? [02:03] atsu     It's a place where you pay money     to sit in heated water, [02:06] atsu     to maintain bodily hygiene and relax the mind. [02:10] wombat     Relax the mind! [02:12] wombat     The people of this planet have an even     more refined civilization than I thought! [02:19] wombat     How I should like to protect this planet... [02:22] ---     R-Right... [02:23] wombat     Would you mind helping me? [02:27] wombat     Please! [02:30] wombat     Um... I'd just like... [02:32] wombat     to talk... [02:36] en     H-Hey! It stinks! It hurts!     The fur's pricking me! [02:39] atsu     What is this thing? A bear? A dog? A pig? [02:41] yumoto     Sirs! Please, no wrestling in the bath! [02:46] yumoto     A wombat! [02:51] yumoto     Diprotodontia Macropodidae! [02:52] yumoto     Cousin to the koala! [02:54] yumoto     They get sick if they get lonely     and have flat noses! [02:57] ---     There, there! Don't struggle! [03:00] wombat     Help me! [03:05] en     That kid is something else. [03:07] en     Most people would run at the     sight of a creature like that. [03:09] en     And a pink one, no less. [03:11] atsu     He's a first year at our school.     Hakone Yumoto, I think. [03:21] atsu     Heading home now? [03:24] en     The student council must have it rough. [03:27] yuuma     And you must have it easy. [03:30] en     In oden terms, they're daikon radish,     egg, and mochi-stuffed tofu. [03:35] atsu     Is that a compliment? [03:36] en     A serious compliment.     That's the golden trio, you know? [03:39] atsu     No konjac, huh? [03:42] yumoto     Wait for me! [03:45] atsu     So what is he? In oden terms. [03:48] en     The pot, maybe? [03:49] atsu     That's not food... [03:51] wombat     Help! [03:53] yumoto     Wait, I said! SIGN    In the Name of Love SIGN    Binan High School [04:10] chiku     My name is Chiku Kazutake. SIGN    Chiku Kazutake [04:13] chiku     I'm a student at Binan High School. [04:16] chiku     I have no strong subjects.     No weak subjects, either. [04:19] chiku     I'm a member of the Biology Club,     but I never actually attend. [04:23] chiku     My theory is that humans can be     divided into three categories... I think. [04:28] man     The beautiful Nozomi invited us to a mixer. [04:31] man     Sorry, my schedule's full already. [04:33] chiku     The beautiful, the ugly...     and those who are neither. [04:38] man     I'm going to be participating     in the Math Olympics. [04:41] man     I'm in the New Year's poetry reading! [04:43] chiku     The smart, the stupid...     and those who are neither. [04:48] man     Ten more laps! [04:49] man     Okay! C'mon! [04:51] chiku     The athletic, the frail...     and those who are neither. [04:57] man     What? [04:58] man     I bumped into something. [05:01] chiku     I'm... the third kind. SIGN    Class 3-C [05:19] atsu     Stand! [05:23] student     Is that a pet? [05:23] student     A stuffed animal? [05:24] student     Isn't it huge? [05:25] student     It's giant! [05:25] student     Why'd he bring an animal here? [05:27] student     Hey, you think Tawarayama's     finally... you know? [05:29] student     That, huh? [05:31] student     Finally losing his marbles? [05:34] atsu     Bow. [05:36] atsu     Take your seats. [05:38] wombat     You boys are... [05:41] student     Did that voice come from the animal? [05:43] student     That wasn't Tawarayama's voice. [05:45] tamura     No. It is nothing. [05:47] tamura     We shall begin class now. [05:51] student     "Shall"? [05:52] student     "Shall"? [05:54] atsu     En-chan... [05:55] en     I've got a bad feeling about this. [06:00] tamura     Ah, begging your pardon, you two. [06:03] tamura     No, please, wait for me! [06:06] wombat     Won't you please hear me out? [06:09] atsu     Yeah, he's talking. [06:10] wombat     Oh, forgive me. [06:11] wombat     Circumstances demand that     I draw attention away from myself, [06:15] wombat     so I would appreciate it if you would act     as if you're speaking to this individual. [06:19] atsu     Little late for that! [06:20] wombat     But to meet you two again     like this must be destiny! [06:24] en     No, destiny has nothing to do with it. [06:25] wombat     Please come with me! [06:26] en     Pass. [06:27] wombat     Do you mean "pass" as in "approved"? [06:29] atsu     Is that some old con man trick? [06:31] en     On Earth, it means "I refuse." [06:33] wombat     Wonderful! [06:35] wombat     Please, teach me everything there is     to know about Earth culture and customs! [06:39] atsu     Too much responsibility! [06:40] en     Why don't you ask Mr. Tawarayama? [06:42] wombat     Oh, no, you see, this individual has some     difficulties with mobility and endurance... [06:46] en     That seemed vaguely insulting. [06:47] atsu     Wasn't he turning 77 this year? [06:49] en     No, that's not what I'm talking about. [06:50] wombat     Setting that aside, I want us to protect this     lovable Earth with the power of love together! [06:56] wombat     Why, you ask? I do it all for love! [06:59] en     No, we didn't ask. [07:00] atsu     Sorry, but we have other things to do. [07:01] en     That's right! I need to meditate     on the matter of chikuwabu! [07:05] wombat     Chikuwabu? What's that? [07:07] en     It's a thing that exists, yet does not exist!     Like a symbol of uncertainty! [07:11] en     I'm trying to figure out the purpose     of chikuwabu's existence! [07:17] chiku     Chikuwabu's... purpose? [07:22] yumoto     So this is where you were! [07:24] yumoto     What, are you trying to be     Mr. Tawarayama's pet? [07:27] yumoto     Using him as your hands?      Going undercover? Want a rice ball? [07:30] wombat     Pardon me, but would you mind     saving me from that threat? [07:34] en     Why? [07:35] wombat     I realize that he presents no hatred     or malice, but instincts dictate... [07:39] yumoto     I won't let you run again! [07:41] wombat     I'll die if he gets near me! [07:43] yumoto     Why? Why? I read on the net     that wombats love rice balls! [07:47] yumoto     I wanna cuddle you! [07:48] wombat     Pass! [07:50] yumoto     That means "approved," right? [07:53] atsu     Are you okay? [07:55] chiku     Yes... [07:57] atsu     I don't know whether to call it     a question or an opinion, but... [08:00] atsu     Those two really aren't on the     same wavelength, are they? [08:03] en     Not a bit. SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [08:07] ryuu     Yo. [08:08] io     Good day, Senpai. [08:10] atsu     Io. How are you doing today? [08:12] io     Feeling like I just dropped a     lump of butter into boiling oil. [08:15] atsu     And you, Ryuu? [08:16] ryuu     Just perfect, by certain standards. [08:18] io     I melted off twenty million in twenty minutes. [08:21] ryuu     I ended up triple-booked.     I'm really in trouble. [08:24] en     You guys amaze me. [08:26] io     Money is... [08:27] ryuu     Women are... [08:28] both     Life! [08:30] io     Oh, speaking of which, [08:31] io     I found this on the door. SIGN    Urgent Please register your club officially. -Student Council [08:34] en     A student council request for club registration? [08:37] atsu     In other words, if we want to use the room,     we need to officially register as a club. [08:42] en     What a pain. [08:43] ryuu     That's why I keep telling you [08:45] ryuu     we should be the Innocent Co-Ed Mingle Club! [08:47] atsu     That violates public decency! [08:49] io     Then what about the     Economics in Practice Club? [08:52] atsu     It's lacking in high school student character! [08:54] atsu     ...is what the student council     president would say, I expect. [08:57] en     Good point. [08:58] en     Why not just make it the Earth Defense Club? [09:01] atsu     Oh, that thing hanging on the door... SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [09:03] io     The mystery sign that's been hanging     there since who knows when, right? [09:07] en     Why not? This is a pain. [09:08] atsu     We can't do that. [09:10] atsu     We've been buying time by     saying we'll submit it soon, [09:13] atsu     but this might be the limit. [09:14] io     Clubs need at least five members. [09:16] ryuu     We need an advisor, too. [09:21] atsu     Mr. Tawarayama?! [09:23] ryuu     Is he... dead? [09:31] en     The aftermath? SIGN    Hakone Yumoto     Born January 26th     Blood Type O / Aquarius     Hobby: Exercise     Likes: Animals, rice balls [09:53] chiku     The purpose of chikuwabu... [09:56] chiku     It has no purpose. [09:57] chiku     Chikuwabu could disappear     and no one would care. [10:00] white     That's right. And you could disappear, too... [10:13] yumoto     This is bliss. [10:14] yumoto     Cuddling really is great! [10:17] atsu     Are you Hakone Yumoto? [10:19] yumoto     Yeah! Thanks for always     usin' the Kurotama Bath! [10:22] yumoto     Aren't animals awesome? [10:24] yumoto     My cuddle battery's charged up     for the first time in forever! [10:29] en     I think he really is dea— [10:31] atsu     Don't say it. [10:36] en     He came back to life?! [10:38] wombat     After all this, I won't     ask any more of you boys! [10:40] wombat     On the contrary, I'm going to     make you take responsibility! [10:44] atsu     Responsibility? [10:45] ryuu     For what? [10:46] yumoto     He's saying we can cuddle     for the rest of our lives! [10:49] wombat     It'll take too long to explain,     so I'll make it quick! [10:52] wombat     Lovracelet! [10:58] yumoto     What's this? [10:59] yumoto     You're giving them to us?     "The Wombat Returns"? [11:02] wombat     The Lovracelets are your love, given form! [11:05] yumoto     Wombat's love given form? [11:08] en     Wait, what the hell is "love given form"? [11:11] yumoto     It buzzed! [11:12] ryu     Are these defective? [11:14] io     That's a problem. Should I contact the     manufacturer and earn us a quick buck? [11:17] atsu     You're surprisingly unscrupulous. [11:20] wombat     They are not defective! [11:23] wombat     That's the Lovracelet's Love Alert! [11:25] wombat     Let's go! [11:28] wombat     It kindly lets you know immediately [11:30] wombat     when the loveless are thinking loveless     thoughts and taking loveless actions! [11:35] atsu     "Kindly" lets us know? [11:37] yumoto     You're pretty smart for     someone so fuzzy, Wombat. [11:39] wombat     Incidentally, I am not one of your     Earth mammals known as the wombat. [11:44] yumoto     What?! [11:46] ryuu     No, I think it's weirder that     you're surprised by that. [11:48] yumoto     But he can speak our language! [11:50] io     No, I think that just makes it weirder. [11:52] atsu     And he's pink, at that. [11:54] wombat     Don't worry about conversing. [11:56] wombat     I have a high-performance     automatic translator. [11:59] io     That's an amazing thing to just blurt out. [12:01] wombat     My name is $%@ and I come from &!@$. [12:04] atsu     What? Say that again? [12:06] wombat     I am ^%@# and I come from $!@#. [12:09] en     Was it different that time? [12:10] wombat     It's %@#$%! [12:11] yumoto     Oh, forget it! We can just go with     Wombat. Right, Wombat? [12:15] chikuwa     What's your deal, man? [12:16] chikuwa     Huh? Huh? [12:19] chikuwa     You got a problem with me? Huh? Huh? [12:22] yumoto     What's that thing? [12:24] ryuu     Chikuwabu. [12:25] io     You said it! [12:26] ryuu     But it's clearly chikuwabu! [12:29] yumoto     The Chikawabu Monster? [12:31] atsu     You just casually named it. [12:32] en     Aren't you going to cuddle it? [12:34] yumoto     Nah, that's a little out of my range. [12:36] atsu     You have a range? [12:38] yumoto     What are you saying? Of course I do. [12:41] yumoto     Doesn't it look a little sticky? [12:43] atsu     Its surface does seem to be melting... [12:45] en     It's a little gross for me, too. [12:47] ryuu     Is it? [12:48] io     Uh, I think the monster part is a bigger     problem than the chikuwabu part... [12:51] wombat     That's right! [12:53] wombat     Now, you must "Love Making"     into the Battle Lovers! [12:56] en     Huh? Love Ma— [12:58] en     You, who befoul our beloved Earth! [13:01] io     What are you saying, Yufuin-senpai? [13:04] ryuu     "Beloved Earth"? [13:06] ryuu     No justice can come from loveless power! [13:09] io     You, too? [13:11] io     Love is all! [13:14] atsu     Are you... being forced to say this? [13:16] atsu     Live for love! Die for love! [13:18] yumoto     I get it! [13:19] yumoto     Making us pose and say embarrassing lines     is part of your mysterious power, right? [13:23] wom     No, it is the power of love! [13:26] yumoto     We are the heirs to the throne of love! [13:29] five     Battle Lovers! [13:33] yumoto     Love Making! [14:00] yumoto     The Sparkling Prince! [14:01] yumoto     Battle Lover Scarlet! [14:05] en     Love Making. [14:15] en     The Flashing Prince! [14:16] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [14:19] atsu     Love Making! [14:29] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [14:30] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [14:34] io     Love Making. [14:44] io     The Roaring Prince! [14:45] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [14:48] ryuu     Love Making! [14:58] ryuu     The Thrilling Prince! [14:59] ryuu     Battle Lover Vesta! [15:02] yumoto     Feel the power... [15:05] five     Of love! [15:08] yumoto     What is all this?! [15:11] en     We look like some third-rate idol group. [15:14] io     I know. The needless exposure     and mysterious ornamentations... [15:17] io     This is clearly beyond weird. [15:19] ryuu     But it looks better on     me than I was expecting! [15:21] io     I suppose it does. [15:23] ryuu     This will be trouble!     I'll end up even more popular. [15:26] atsu     It won't come off! [15:27] en     Seriously? [15:28] en     Seriously! [15:29] io     What, we have to stay like this forever?! [15:31] en     Please, undo this! [15:33] wombat     It's a bit late to be saying that! [15:35] wombat     You boys are the Battle Lovers     who protect the Earth! [15:39] yumoto     And what's this "Sparkling Prince" stuff? [15:41] yumoto     I don't think it's quite right     for me to call myself a prince. [15:44] atsu     You seem overly self-conscious. [15:46] wombat     No matter. [15:47] wombat     You are the heirs to the throne of love, [15:49] wombat     so you have the right to call yourselves princes. [15:53] en     It's not about having the right... [15:55] atsu     First of all, we don't     want to be heirs to that. [15:57] wombat     What was that?! [15:59] yumoto     I don't even know what     the "throne of love" is. [16:01] ryuu     I hope it's romantic love. [16:02] io     It's not. [16:04] chikuwa     I don't need love! [16:08] atsu     The Chikuwabu Monster has lost his temper! [16:10] atsu     He forced his way into the conversation! [16:12] chikuwa     Live and die for love? Hah! [16:15] chikuwa     Humans should all just die! [16:19] yumoto     Broth? Broth?! [16:20] chikuwa     No one needs daikon radish, egg,      chikuwa, hanpen, or cabbage rolls! [16:24] chikuwa     I'm going to make a world of only chikuwabu! [16:27] trio     Huh?! [16:29] chikuwa     Once I do, the world will be united! [16:38] atsu     What is this? [16:39] wombat     This is your Love Making power! [16:42] wombat     It's a "love up" of your inner love! [16:46] yumoto     Cool! [16:48] yumoto     Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy! [16:49] wombat     You tried to destroy the people     who live on this lovable Earth. [16:54] wombat     Go, and love even your enemies! [17:00] yumoto     Love Stick! [17:04] en     Huh? Is this love or discipline? [17:08] wombat     Love, while gentle, is also harsh! [17:10] yumoto     Can I shoot a beam with this? Can I? [17:13] yumoto     Can I?! [17:15] yumoto     I can! [17:16] four     Seriously?! [17:17] chikuwa     Love can go take a hike! [17:22] yumoto     Yeah! [17:23] yumoto     The Sparkling Prince is gonna     sparkle your sparkles off! [17:34] atsu     It's incredible how quickly he adapts. [17:36] en     Yeah. [17:38] ryuu     I don't like letting him     get all the limelight. [17:41] oi     Oh? You getting in the mood? [17:43] ryuu     I could tell great stories about this later. [17:44] ryuu     I'm going to join the fight! [17:47] atsu     Well, we may as well treat a farce as a farce... [17:49] en     ...and just get it over with quickly. [17:51] io     Yeah. [18:00] atsu     Um, let's go with... Something-or-Other Storm! [18:04] monster     What?! [18:06] atsu     It actually fired! [18:07] en     That was pretty random. [18:09] en     Random Splash! [18:13] io     Then I'll join in. [18:14] io     Added Margin Bomber! [18:18] ryuu     That's not fair! I got here first! [18:20] ryuu     I Am Awesome Fire! [18:25] monster     Five against one is cheating! [18:27] atsu     Yeah, right. You were the one     saying all humans should die. [18:31] atsu     You can't let five of them scare you. [18:33] yumoto     Okay, let's go! Something-or-Other— [18:35] wombat     Pardon me. [18:36] wombat     Could you all please stop calling     out random attack names? [18:42] yumoto     In that case, our powers unite to... [18:56] yumoto     Love Attack! [19:12] atsu     Hey, Yumoto, that was overkill. [19:15] monster     I don't need your pity. [19:17] monster     Charity and comfort are useless to me. [19:22] en     That's convenient for an enemy to say. [19:24] atsu     Stop this! If you say any more,     you'll raise a defeat flag! [19:28] monster     We chikuwabu have a chikuwabu sort of pride! [19:32] monster     Even if you won't acknowledge its existence, [19:34] monster     I will continue to live on, as chikuwabu! [19:37] atsu     It's not that we don't acknowledge it... [19:40] ryuu     If I have to choose one way or     the other, I like chikuwabu. [19:43] en     Yeah. [19:44] en     Some people have strange tastes.     Good things will come your way someday. [19:47] io     That's not very convincing support. [19:50] monster     Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! [19:52] monster     I don't need your support! [19:54] monster     Inconspicuousness is still a flavor! [19:56] monster     It beats ending up with a dubious status like     burdock tempura or squid tentacle tempura! [20:00] monster     Lay off, jerk! [20:05] en     Physical force? [20:06] atsu     What was the point of that     finishing move earlier? [20:08] yumoto     Listen, you need to wake up! [20:11] yumoto     Oden isn't complete with only one ingredient. [20:14] yumoto     The popular trio of daikon radish,     egg, and mochi-stuffed tofu, [20:18] yumoto     the low-profile burdock tempura, [20:19] yumoto     the amiable thick-fried tofu,     the non-conforming cabbage rolls... [20:23] yumoto     And chikuwabu! [20:24] yumoto     When they all come together,     that's what you call oden! [20:27] yumoto     The world, the Earth... It's all oden, too! [20:30] yumoto     Oden is the Earth! You get it? [20:34] ---     Uh-huh. [20:36] io     He kind of forced it all to fit together, huh? [20:38] ryuu     I can't tell if that's too big or too small. [20:42] yumoto     Love Shower! [20:52] monster     What is this mysterious sensation? [20:55] monster     Comfort... Healing... [20:57] monster     I feel the universe soaking     into me like a golden broth... [21:00] monster     I see... So this is love... [21:07] yumoto     Love is over! [21:09] four     No, it's not! [21:11] en     Huh? What was that guy's name? [21:13] en     From the class next to ours... [21:15] atsu     I remember. He's kinda low-profile, but... [21:18] en     He looks clean and refreshed,     like he just had a bath. [21:20] ---     Yeah. [21:21] io     While we're the ones who are a total mess. [21:25] ryuu     I reek of broth! [21:26] yumoto     When that happens,     just hit up the Kurotama Bath! [21:29] yumoto     I have coupons! [21:31] yumoto     Oh, yeah! [21:32] yumoto     One for you, too! [21:34] en     Yeah, let's do that.     A hot bath after a bloodbath. [21:37] atsu     Ugh, that pissed me off. [21:39] io     Me, too. [21:39] ryuu     Totally. [21:40] wombat     I'll join you! [21:42] yumoto     Come on over! [21:43] atsu     Say, why is Mr. Tawarayama     carrying you everywhere? [21:46] wombat     If I get too far away from him... [21:50] white     Just who are they? [21:53] light     Has someone appeared to try to defy us? [21:57] white     No matter. This is well within our expectations. [22:01] white     Next time, the real battle will begin. [22:05] hedgehog     Prepare yourselves, Earth Conquest Club. [22:08] white     Yes, sir. [23:40] yumoto     Before we even realized what was happening, [23:42] yumoto     we ended up protecting the Earth! [23:45] yumoto     But I don't mind joining the Battle Lovers     if it means I get to cuddle Wombat! [23:50] yumoto     Next time: Love Means Never Feeling Regret. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Love Means Never Feeling Regret [23:53] yumoto     Love Making! 2 - Love Means Never Feeling Regret Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Love Means Never Feeling Regret [01:36] kusatsu     Arima. It's too soon. [01:38] ari     Really? [01:39] ari     I don't think one or two minutes     makes a difference, myself... [01:43] kusatsu     Those who are negligent in etiquette     will be negligent in all things. [01:47] kusatsu     Lifestyle, academics, [01:49] kusatsu     self-respect... [01:51] ari     Yes, yes. Whatever you say. [01:55] gero     President Kusatsu is as strict as ever. [01:58] kusa     Akoya, it is easy to drift downwards. [02:01] kusa     We, the student council of Binan High School, [02:04] kusa     regard foolishness and mediocrity as a sin. [02:06] kusa     We must not approve of it. [02:08] gero     Understood. [02:09] arima     Here you are. This is Seishodo's "White Dew." [02:16] gero     Arima-san, it's delicious. [02:21] arima     Glad to hear it. [02:22] arima     It was worth sending away for. [02:25] zun     Now, rulers of this blue world. [02:28] zun     Members of the noble Caerula Adamas. [02:30] zun     Let us begin the executive meeting of the     Total Conquest of Earth's Lifeforms Project. [02:35] yumoto     Feel the power... [02:37] all     Of love! [02:41] arima     Why are their faces blurred out?     Their voices are strange, too. [02:45] kusa     We haven't done anything to it. [02:47] kusa     It seems they scrambled the     information themselves. [02:50] yumoto     Love is over! [02:53] kusa     Do you think they intend to interrupt our     Total Conquest of Earth's Lifeforms Project, [02:59] kusa     Lord Zundar? [03:00] zun     The possibility exists. [03:03] gero     Does that mean they've been given     the same technology we have? [03:09] zun     That voice and image filter is a product     of highly advanced scientific technology. [03:14] ari     You mean that "voices have been changed     in the interests of privacy" thing? [03:19] zun     It is on par with the scientific     technology of my planet. [03:23] kusa     Planet Evil, you mean? [03:25] zun     Correct. [03:27] zun     If they do exist to oppose us,     we will need to take caution. [03:31] gero     The things they wear and say     have no style whatsoever. [03:34] gero     They can't possibly compete with us. [03:36] gero     Or should I say, I dislike even the     idea of thinking them as equals. [03:40] ari     I suppose we should watch them for a while? [03:42] zun     If they appear next time, we will     need to consider countermeasures. [03:46] zun     For now, let us move forward     with the Earth Conquest Project. [03:50] kusa     Yes. The superior should rule and     guide the world's development. [03:54] kusa     To this end, the foolish and the acts     of barbarism they commit must be purged. [03:59] ari     That's quite the ambitious undertaking, I must say. [04:02] kusa     Well then, Arima... [04:04] kusa     The state of this Earth. [04:05] kusa     This city. [04:07] kusa     This school. Do you approve of it? [04:10] kusa     Base and vulgar. [04:12] kusa     Ignorant and incompetent. [04:13] kusa     Stupid and silly. [04:16] kusa     Should such students run     rampant over Binan High School? [04:19] ari     Oh, well... [04:23] ari     I do think some degree of     order might be necessary. [04:26] kusa     Which means we must first establish a     model society in our immediate vicinity. [04:31] kusa     Namely... [04:32] gero     The Binan High School Conquest Project, right? [04:36] gero     I unilaterally agree with President Kusatsu. [04:39] gero     I don't want to look at ugly and dirty things. [04:42] zun     The inferior beings should fight with     their fellows, and destroy themselves. [04:48] kusa     That's entirely logical. [04:50] zun     Then you should make use of the humans'     short-tempered, violent natures. [04:54] zun     First, we need someone who     can execute the operation. [04:57] kusa     Find someone to be our puppet,     and act through them, right? [05:02] zun     Correct. [05:04] zun     Lend him just a bit of our power. [05:07] zun     Anger, hatred, jealousy... [05:10] zun     They burn more easily than dry leaves. [05:14] kusa     Understood, Lord Zundar. [05:16] kusa     Then let us find us our fool at once. [05:19] zun     Caerula Adamas, I leave this to you. [05:22] all     Sir! [05:25] en     Did you know? [05:27] en     People say it's not true     that forests are disappearing [05:30] en     to make disposable chopsticks. [05:32] ryu     Where did that come from, Yufuin-senpai? [05:35] en     Disposable chopsticks are made from     trees cut down to thin out forests, [05:38] en     so they're logical from an eco-friendly,     recycling point of view. [05:41] atsu     I know that. [05:43] en     Well then, the phrase "boiled down" [05:46] en     originally referred to reaching a     conclusion after a lengthy discussion. [05:50] en     Did you know that? [05:51] atsu     A crime of conscience or     inappropriate laughter, right? [05:53] yumoto     Speaking of disposable     chopsticks getting boiled down, [05:55] yumoto     my bro Gora taught me... [05:56] yumoto     "Menma is just recycled disposable chopsticks." [05:59] ryu     Wow, he's an idiot. [06:01] yumoto     But it's kinda like disposable chopsticks, isn't it? [06:04] ryu     It's just thin and rectangular, right? [06:05] yumoto     It's also crisp. [06:07] ryu     That doesn't mean it's chopsticks. [06:09] ryu     The crispiness comes from the     bamboo it's made from. [06:11] yumoto     There are disposable chopsticks     made from bamboo, too. [06:13] ryu     Are you that determined to     say menma is chopsticks? [06:16] yumoto     What are you saying, Ryuu-senpai? [06:18] yumoto     Menma is menma. [06:19] ryu     You're the one who brought it up! [06:21] io     Anyway, can we talk about why     Wombat appears to be dead now? [06:26] yumoto     I need one cuddle a day! [06:29] atsu     I have no idea why that deserves a thumbs up. [06:31] yumoto     What? It's the obvious compensation. [06:34] atsu     For what? [06:35] yumoto     You know, for the fight...     The Love Busters thing. [06:39] en     Oh. Yeah. [06:41] wombat     It's not the Love Busters!     It's the Battle Lovers! [06:45] wombat     At least try to remember your own name! [06:49] en     Love Battlers, Bust Lovers... [06:52] en     They're both embarrassing,     so what's the difference? [06:54] wombat     Battle Lovers is a venerable and noble title! [06:58] ryu     Can't be, it's English. [06:59] io     At least be consistent about whether     you're an alien or a foreigner. [07:01] ryu     So inconsistent. [07:04] en     Plus... [07:05] en     These things won't come off. [07:08] wombat     They're not "these things"!     They're Lovracelets! [07:12] atsu     Yeah. [07:13] atsu     The inability to remember proper names     means you're getting old, you know. [07:17] en     Seriously? Is it bad? [07:20] io     It's bad, Yufuin-senpai. [07:22] io     Trying to have a conversation on nothing but     "these things," "those things," and "that thing" [07:25] io     definitely means you're getting old. [07:27] ryu     So, there's one person here     who hasn't said a single word, [07:30] ryu     let alone a proper name. [07:36] ryu     Mr. Tawarayama there. [07:38] wombat     No! He'll rot! [07:41] tawara     Now you need not worry. [07:43] all     No, no, no... [07:44] ryu     "Need not" in this day and age... [07:46] io     What did you mean, "rot"? [07:47] wombat     What I mean is, if I get too far away, [07:51] wombat     this body's cellular metabolism will cease and... [07:54] yumoto     You mean he's dead? [07:56] wombat     In your planet's terms. [07:59] en     That's a corpse? [08:00] atsu     Dead? So you killed him? [08:01] ryu     Murderer! [08:02] io     That's a crime. [08:05] yumoto     Cold? [08:06] atsu     I don't know how you can touch him, Yumoto. [08:08] yumoto     Yeah? But he's not that cold! [08:10] io     But he's dead! [08:10] ryu     Liar! [08:11] wombat     Wait a minute. [08:13] wombat     This individual is dead, but he is also alive. [08:17] atsu     What's with the Schrödinger reference? [08:19] wombat     No, it's true! [08:22] en     This is starting to annoy me. [08:24] tawara     I shall describe my current ability to     function independently as "difficult." [08:30] io     That old man speak is really irritating me. [08:33] ryu     You've got our teacher's character all wrong. [08:35] atsu     He seriously seems possessed. [08:37] tawara     I am currently in stasis,     but I shall recover shortly. [08:42] atsu     Even though you're dead? [08:43] tawara     Scientifically advanced medical mechanisms     are currently at work in my body. [08:47] tawara     You need not worry. [08:49] en     Easier said than done. [08:51] wombat     As long as I am within a certain range,     his life will not be in danger. [08:55] wombat     You know the saying. [08:56] wombat     We are "living jointly"! [08:59] atsu     I don't know where you pulled that one from... [09:01] io     Putting off dealing with problems     is called the Concorde Effect. [09:04] io     It just increases your debt. [09:06] ryu     Besides, you can't say you love Earth     when you killed someone on it. [09:09] wombat     There was a reason for that! [09:11] atsu     What's the reason? [09:12] wombat     It happened the other day,     just after I arrived on Earth! [09:16] wombat     When I was expressing my admiration [09:19] wombat     for the generous character and     clean habits of the people of Earth! [09:23] atsu     Does he mean the public bath? [09:24] yumoto     It's us! [09:26] yumoto     The Kurotama Bath is always open for business! [09:28] wombat     But then I was chased around by     an extremely belligerent individual! [09:32] yumoto     Huh? Who was that? [09:34] yumoto     Me?! [09:35] both     Ah. [09:37] wombat     In order to escape his relentless pursuit, [09:40] wombat     I had no choice but to run with all my might! [09:43] wombat     Help me! [10:06] en     You did it, huh? [10:07] atsu     You sure did it. [10:08] io     You did it, all right. [10:09] ryu     Really did it. [10:12] wombat     Y-Yes, but... [10:13] wombat     Is the responsibility truly mine alone to bear? [10:17] yumoto     What? Me? [10:18] io     Well, given the force he was     about to get cuddled with, [10:22] io     maybe he was right to run. [10:24] ryu     "Sekuhara"? No, you'd call it "anihara," right? [10:26] atsu     Animal harassment, yeah. [10:29] yumoto     I get it. [10:31] yumoto     In that case, Wombat, cuddle me! [10:34] yumoto     As much as you like. [10:35] yumoto     Do it to your heart's content! [10:37] wombat     I refuse! [10:38] yumoto     Why?! [10:39] wombat     I don't want cuddles, I want you     to work as the Battle Lovers! [10:43] wombat     What I want more than anything     is for you to love the Earth! [10:46] yumoto     But you can just love me! [10:49] en     Question. [10:51] en     You mean we'll have to put on     those weird costumes again? [10:54] atsu     More than the costumes, I disliked     those grandiose introductory speeches. [10:57] ryu     If it were just the costume... [10:59] io     What? "If"? You mean you'd be fine     if it was just the costume? [11:02] ryu     If I think of it as cosplay, it's totally fine. [11:05] ryu     We can fire beams, too! [11:06] io     Now that you mention it... [11:08] yumoto     Well, if my cute li'l Wombat     asks it of me, I'll take it on! [11:12] en     Hold on a minute. [11:14] en     Can you really take something     like this on that easily? [11:16] atsu     And how long will we have to do it? [11:18] wombat     Until the Earth is filled with love, naturally! [11:23] en     You're so creepy. [11:25] io     Love? What's that? [11:27] ryu     It's like, being happy, right? [11:29] ryu     Like me. Or me. [11:31] io     Just you, huh, Ryuu? [11:33] ryu     I think love is found in the     trivial, realistic moments. [11:36] ryu     Like sharing a can of coffee with a girl, [11:39] ryu     or when your shoulders brush     when the train shakes! [11:42] io     I bet I'll feel love when I get     one billion in my Cayman Islands account. SIGN    One Billion [11:46] ryu     Talk about corrupt! [11:47] atsu     It's fine that everyone has     his own definition of love. [11:50] atsu     But are you okay with having      to wear embarrassing costumes, [11:53] atsu     say embarrassing lines,     and do embarrassing things [11:55] atsu     for the foreseeable future? [11:57] wombat     I told you, it's nothing     to be embarrassed about! [12:00] en     By the way... [12:02] en     Is it okay for you to be away     from Mr. Tawarayama right now? [12:06] tawara     It is fine. [12:08] en     Freezing and thawing something over     and over makes it brittle, y'know? [12:12] atsu     You need to take care with perishables. [12:14] yumoto     Like sell-by dates. [12:15] wombat     I'm sorry! [12:17] yumoto     It's okay. I don't mind it so much. [12:19] four     You should mind! SIGN    Yufuin En     Born July 2nd     Blood Type B / Cancer     Hobby: Napping     Likes: Sleeping in, hot spring manju SIGN    On sale this week New menu item! SIGN    Chicken Cutlet Curry Tanmen [12:32] kusa     Now then... [12:34] kusa     That stench... [12:36] gero     What's wrong? [12:37] ari     Kinshiro hates curry to death. SIGN    Hashida Wario [12:44] hashi     My name is Hashida Wario. [12:47] hashi     I like a world of order and rules. [12:51] hashi     The thing I hate most is pi. [12:53] hashi     Because it doesn't divide evenly. [12:55] hashi     On that note, I also hate     families with three children. [12:57] hashi     When parents and grandparents get     together for birthdays and Christmas [13:00] hashi     and you have seven people sharing a cake... [13:04] hashi     It's unbearable. [13:06] hashi     It would be better if the     grandparents would just... [13:12] zun     He is the one. [13:14] kusa     Why? [13:15] zun     His narrow-minded heart that permits     no compromise will create a raging flame. [13:20] kusa     Yes, Lord Zundar. [13:26] kusa     Conquest! [13:33] kusa     The Golden Chevalier, shining in radiance! [13:35] kusa     Aurite! [13:39] ari     The Silver Chevalier, rustling young leaves! [13:42] ari     Argent! [13:47] gero     The Pearl Chevalier, making flowers bloom! [13:50] gero     Perlite! [13:52] trio     We are the rulers of this blue world... [13:55] trio     Caerula Adamas! [13:57] zun     Now, release the Zundar Needle! [14:02] kusa     Aurum! [14:04] ari     Argentum! [14:06] gero     Perla! [14:10] trio     Donum! [14:33] wari     That which is not evenly divisible! [14:34] wari     That which is warped!     That which is not equal! [14:37] wari     Multiply further! [14:38] wari     Warp this world and destroy it! [14:42] wari     Asymmetry Beam, fire! [14:53] guy     Hey! [14:54] guy     Move your hand! [14:55] guy     I can't get to the chopsticks! [14:57] guy     That's your fault! [15:04] ari     Are mismatched chopsticks really     enough to start a fight like this? [15:08] gero     It really is fighting and self-destruction. [15:10] kusa     Their own foolishness is to blame. [15:15] en     The Lovracelet's reacting, [15:17] en     but there's no need for all of us to go, right? [15:19] en     I'm taking today off. [15:21] ryuu     You mean it, Yufuin-senpai? [15:23] atsu     Roger that. If we're short on     people, we might call you, though. [15:26] io     Okay, permission given. [15:28] wombat     Hey! Wait just one minute! [15:31] wombat     Since ancient times, there have always     been five heirs to the throne of love! [15:35] yumoto     What, really? [15:36] wombat     I can't allow you to reduce and     revert their numbers so lightly! [15:41] en     What? Sounds like a pain. [15:43] wombat     Why do you think I went to all that trouble [15:45] wombat     of thinking up five introductory speeches?! [15:48] atsu     What, you thought up those lines? [15:50] ryuu     No wonder I thought they had no style. [15:53] wombat     But I spent a whole week thinking them up... [15:56] ryuu     They have no style. [15:57] wombat     You said it twice! [15:59] yumoto     Well, I think it's best if all five of us go. [16:02] wombat     See? See? See?! [16:04] en     How come? [16:05] yumoto     Just a feeling, I guess. [16:06] yumoto     Or maybe I just like odd numbers      better than even ones! [16:11] atsu     That's a more unintelligible     reason than I was expecting. [16:14] yumoto     And we already went out together once! [16:16] ryuu     It's true that it feels more complete that way. [16:18] io     And you like that outfit, right, Ryuu? [16:22] ryuu     It really does look good on me... [16:23] wombat     I don't care! Just, please, get out there! [16:27] en     Guess I don't have a choice. [16:29] en     Might as well go. [16:30] wombat     Then Love Making into the     Battle Lovers right now! [16:37] yumoto     Love Making! [16:41] yumoto     The Sparkling Prince! [16:43] yumoto     Battle Lover Scarlet! [16:45] en     The Flashing Prince! [16:46] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [16:48] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [16:50] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [16:52] io     The Roaring Prince! [16:53] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [16:55] ryuu     The Thrilling Prince! [16:57] ryuu     Battle Lover Vesta! [17:00] en     You, who befoul our beloved Earth! [17:03] ryuu     No justice can come from loveless power! [17:06] io     Love is all! [17:08] atsu     Live for love! Die for love! [17:10] yumoto     We are the heirs to the throne of love! [17:13] five     Battle Lovers! [17:15] yumoto     Feel the power... [17:17] five     Of love! [17:20] wari     Disorderly things! [17:21] wari     Inadequate things! Superfluous things! [17:23] wari     Destroy them all this instant! [17:26] yumoto     Wait! [17:28] yumoto     We're gonna defeat you! [17:29] wari     What? [17:30] ryu     That's too abridged! [17:31] yumoto     But we already introduced ourselves before! [17:34] en     I want to go home already,     so let's get this done. [17:37] io     That's a careless line no hero should say. [17:39] io     You're amazing, Yufuin-senpai. [17:39] guy     What the heck? [17:40] guy     "Defeat you"? [17:42] guy     How embarrassing. [17:44] yufuin     They're right to react like that. [17:46] atsu     Hey, do they recognize us? [17:48] wombat     Worry not! [17:50] wombat     Your images and voices have been altered     to protect your personal information. SIGN    *Image and voices have been altered to protect privacy [17:54] en     They'll still recognize us if we use our real names. [17:56] en     For now, I'm Cerulean! [17:58] en     Take this! [18:02] wari     Hey, that was dangerous! [18:05] yumoto     Yu— Cerulean-senpai's really into it! [18:08] en     I told you, I want to get home. [18:10] wari     Five! An indivisible number! [18:13] wari     Then I will erase you! [18:15] atsu     What was that? [18:17] wari     The world must be beautifully     symmetrical and even! [18:20] ryuu     What are you talking about? [18:25] ryuu     You mean, you don't like this kind of thing? [18:28] wari     Are you stupid?! [18:30] wari     Don't show me that thing! [18:40] yumoto     Senpai! [18:45] yumoto     What'd you do that for?! [18:47] wari     I will destroy warped things     and incomplete sets! [18:51] yumoto     Why? [18:52] yumoto     What's wrong with disposable chopsticks? [18:58] atsu     The splinters! [19:00] atsu     The splinters from the     chopsticks got Yu— got Scarlet! [19:03] en     Those things really hurt. [19:18] yumoto     This thing's making rattling noises! [19:19] wari     A mass of chopsticks acts as my armor, [19:23] wari     rendering your attacks useless! [19:30] wari     The finish! [19:34] yumoto     If you hate disposable chopsticks that much, [19:36] yumoto     don't use them to protect yourself! [19:40] yumoto     Just bring your own chopsticks! [19:43] yumoto     These irregular chopsticks you're trying to     destroy have a great purpose behind them! [19:48] wari     Purpose?! [19:50] yumoto     I'm talking about... [19:52] yumoto     A child's rifle! [19:53] wari     Ch-Child's rifle?! [19:56] yumoto     Can something so cool exist     in this world? No, it can't! [19:59] wari     A rhetorical question?! [20:02] yumoto     Scarlet Lumiere! [20:10] yumoto     Sparkle, Lumiere of Love! [20:13] en     Flash, Purifying Aqua! [20:15] atsu     Pierce, Gallant Hurricane! [20:18] io     Roar, Raging Gaia! [20:20] ryuu     Thrill, Blazing Ignit! [20:35] all     Love Attack! [20:49] yumoto     Your inability to see disposable chopsticks     as anything but chopsticks was your downfall. [20:52] yumoto     Wash your used chopsticks and use them again! [20:55] yumoto     Love Shower! [21:04] wari     What is this sensation? [21:06] wari     Comfort... Healing... [21:07] wari     So this is love... [21:14] hashi     Eco-friendly... [21:17] yumoto     Love is over! [21:19] four     We told you, it's not! [21:21] ryuu     Well, whatever. [21:24] kusa     One thing has become very clear. [21:28] kusa     They are our enemies. SIGN    Kurotama Bath [21:36] gora     Yumoto. How's the bath? [21:39] yumoto     Just perfect, Gora. [21:41] en     As I thought, there was no     need for all five of us. [21:43] atsu     Yumoto just handled it all by himself.     With the force of a storm. [21:47] ryuu     I never got to show off. [21:48] wombat     Try harder next time. [21:51] ryuu     That pisses me off! What's your     problem, you overgrown rodent? [21:53] wombat     I am not a rodent! [21:56] io     He's a marsupial. [21:56] wombat     What are you saying?! [21:59] yumoto     Huh? [22:00] yumoto     Will Mr. Tawaramura be okay     in hot water like this? [22:04] wombat     Ah, wait... [23:41] en     A pretty boy contest at an all-boys' school? [23:43] en     There's something wrong with this place. [23:45] en     But the Ballet Club advisor,     Kurotori, is really pushing for it. [23:49] en     Ugh, what a pain. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Feel Love, Narcissus! [23:50] en     Next time: Feel Love, Narcissus! [23:52] en     Love Making! 3 - Feel Love, Narcissus! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Tradition! Binan High School     Pretty Boy Contest SIGN    Beautiful, Proper, Pure SIGN    The 27th of Every Month is Pretty Boy Day [00:08] kuro     My name is Kurotori Moteo. [00:11] kuro     Advisor to Binan High School's Ballet Club. [00:13] kuro     Likes: Being popular. [00:16] kuro     Dislikes: Heaviness. SIGN    Kurotori Moteo [00:18] kuro     It carries no weight with the ladies. [00:19] kuro     This month, at last... [00:22] kuro     I will take the crown of Binan     High School's #1 Pretty Boy! [00:40] en     I saw nothing. [00:42] atsu     Let's say we saw nothing. [00:43] en     That's just what he wants. [00:45] yumoto     How come? [00:46] yumoto     You could see Mr. Kurotori's entire— [00:49] en     It's fine for you! You're the bath attendant. [00:52] atsu     Since it's something we didn't want to see, [00:55] atsu     we want to say we didn't see it! [00:57] yumoto     Huh? Why didn't you want     to see Mr. Kurotori's— [01:01] atsu     There's no reason! [01:02] en     Most people wouldn't want to see that. [01:04] yumoto     What's wrong with hanging out naked? [01:06] yumoto     I love it. Seeing it and showing it! [01:10] kuro     Hello there. [01:12] kuro     My sweet honeys. [01:14] kuro     Pardon me for going on ahead. [01:17] atsu     G-Goodbye. [01:19] yumoto     Thanks for coming! [01:21] kuro     Spin, spin, spin! [01:23] kuro     Spin, spin, spin! SIGN    Feel Love, Narcissus! [03:01] en     Oh? That had to be on purpose, right? [03:04] atsu     Yeah. [03:05] en     Did you know? [03:06] en     They say that hiring him for     our school was an accident. [03:11] atsu     Mr. Kurotori? [03:12] en     Yeah. Apparently the principal     wanted a volleyball club advisor, [03:17] en     but he accidentally hired a     ballet dance club advisor. [03:21] atsu     That seems too stupid to be true. [03:23] en     But this is a principal who     holds monthly pretty boy contests [03:26] en     even though it's an all-boys' school. [03:29] atsu     Now that you mention it,     I suppose it is possible... [03:33] en     But why hold a pretty boy     contest at an all-boys' school? [03:36] atsu     Maybe it's because there are only boys here? [03:40] ryuu     Huh? The Ballet Club? [03:42] kuro     You are the chosen students. SIGN    Ballet Club [03:44] kuro     Because you both caught my eye. [03:47] kuro     Well? Won't you arabesque with me? [03:52] io     Is there a financial advantage     to be gained from this? [03:55] kuro     One can expect profits from     recital entrance fees and, [03:57] kuro     if one becomes a star, profits     from sales of merchandise. [04:01] io     Merchandise, eh? [04:03] ryuu     How do girls like it? [04:06] kuro     It's no exaggeration to say that     90% of ballet fans are women. [04:10] kuro     I await a positive response from you both. [04:14] gero     That's the Ballet Club advisor, Kurotori. [04:17] gero     He's been pestering me to join, too. [04:20] kusa     I heard that his club     doesn't have a single member. [04:24] kuso     If this keeps up, we will be     forced to shut his club down. [04:28] ari     But Kurotori's goal probably isn't     to gain more club members. [04:32] ari     It's to gain more fans. [04:36] kusa     Disciples to give him votes     in the pretty boy contest, eh? [04:44] io     In terms of cost-effectiveness,     the Ballet Club isn't a very good prospect. [04:47] ryuu     You decided to calculate it? [04:49] io     You never know where you might find gold. [04:52] io     Would you ever join the Ballet Club, Ryuu? [04:55] ryuu     Nah. [04:56] ryuu     He said 90% of ballet fans are girls, [05:00] ryuu     but the people around me     are 100% girls, all the time. [05:03] ryuu     So if I did ballet, my ratio     would actually go down. [05:05] io     Even if the ratio went down,     the overall parameters would go up... [05:09] io     But I won't bother talking to you about numbers. [05:11] ryuu     Well, all I know is... [05:13] io     Money is... [05:14] ryuu     Women are... [05:15] both     Life! [05:16] boy     Zaou-kun, Naruko-kun. [05:18] boy     Here are the voting forms     for the pretty boy contest. [05:21] boy     Put them in the voting box as usual. [05:24] io     What an annoyance.     I can't make a single yen off this. [05:27] ryuu     And if I don't take #1,     the girls will throw a fit. [05:31] gero     You've never taken #1. [05:35] ryuu     What are you looking at? [05:37] gero     I could ask you the same. [05:38] gero     You can't seem to take your eyes off me. [05:41] ryuu     What are you talking about? [05:48] kuro     Heading that way, my sweet honey? [05:51] kuro     Why not celebrate youth in the Ballet Club? [05:57] yumoto     That paper's great! [05:59] kuro     Read the reverse side closely, too. SIGN    Binan High School Pretty Boy Contest               Prince of Black Swannie SIGN    Cast a pure vote for Prince Kurotori [06:02] kuro     Cast a pure vote for Prince Kurotori. [06:05] yumoto     This paper sure is great! [06:07] kuro     The paper? SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [06:10] yumoto     Basketball Club, go! [06:16] yumoto     Now, the Ballet Club! Go! [06:21] yumoto     Wow! [06:22] yumoto     I knew it! The Ballet Club wins by a long shot! [06:26] io     He seems to have spent a lot of money     on good paper for his pamphlets. [06:30] ryuu     Lousy taste, though. [06:32] en     What are you doing, Yumoto? [06:34] atsu     Looks like he's deciding which club to join, [06:37] atsu     based on paper airplane distance. [06:39] wombat     That's horrible! [06:40] yumoto     What is? [06:41] wombat     You are already in a club-paparazzi! [06:44] yumoto     Huh? [06:45] wombat     Our "Defenders of Love Earth Defense Club"! [06:48] en     Don't just name it without asking. [06:50] atsu     And you're saying     authoritatively that it's a club? [06:52] wombat     I submitted the application with     Tawarayama-san as the advisor. [06:56] yumoto     But monsters don't attack every day. [06:59] yumoto     I'm bored. [07:00] wombat     That's no reason to two-time me! [07:03] wombat     You play with me and cuddle     me every day, and yet... [07:06] yumoto     But you only let me cuddle you once a day. [07:11] en     Yumoto really is formidable. [07:13] ---     Yeah. [07:14] ryuu     Speaking of which, this pretty boy contest... SIGN    Binan High School Pretty Boy Contest               Prince of Black Swannie SIGN    Cast a pure vote for Prince Kurotori [07:17] ryuu     When is it again? SIGN    Pretty Boy Day     27th (bi-nan-shi) [07:18] io     Every month on the 27th. [07:20] io     "Binanshi" means Pretty Boy Day. [07:22] en     Isn't "27" more like "two-na,"     which makes "Tuna" Day? [07:25] ryuu     Not like I care, but the one thing     I can't stand is losing to that Gero guy. [07:29] yumoto     Why is that? [07:30] en     Did you actually have a rivalry going? [07:32] io     Mildly so. [07:34] atsu     Now that you mention it, last month,     Ryuu and Gero tied for 3rd place. [07:38] atsu     With Kusatsu at #1 and Arima at #2. [07:41] ryuu     I bet the student council members     got whole groups to vote for them! [07:44] ryuu     The point is, I'm knocking Gero out. [07:47] en     Sounds fun. [07:49] yumoto     Huh? How so? [07:50] en     A battle between the Earth     Defense Club's "#1 Hustler" Zaou [07:54] en     vs. the student council's     "Chief Narcissist" Gero. [07:57] atsu     You're bored too, huh, En-chan? [07:59] en     Thus, I call a strategy meeting to     figure out how to bring Ryuu victory. [08:02] [SONG] sign     What is POPULARITY? [08:03] en     Here's the topic for debate. [08:04] atsu     There? We're starting from there? [08:07] en     It's not attractive to achieve     only superficial popularity. [08:10] en     To achieve true popularity,     one must discover its essence. [08:14] ryuu     Is this really going to make me #1? [08:17] wombat     I have a question, as well. [08:19] wombat     This is an all-boys' school. [08:21] wombat     Is it acceptable that "popularity" in     this case refers to popularity with boys? [08:25] en     It is. [08:26] atsu     It is? [08:27] yumoto     Huh? We're thinking of ways     to get popular with boys? [08:31] yumoto     Putting all our heads together? [08:33] en     It's for Ryuu's sake. [08:34] io     Even if it won't earn me a single yen, [08:36] io     I suppose I must, if it's for Ryuu's sake. [08:39] yumoto     Huh? Seriously? [08:41] yumoto     If you're gonna be popular, wouldn't     it be better to be popular with girls? [08:45] en     You're so naïve, Yumoto. [08:47] en     To be frank, there's no point     in being popular with girls. [08:49] yumoto     Why not? [08:51] en     Girls are to be admired. [08:53] ryuu     You mean love them,     rather than be loved by them? [08:55] atsu     They do say that men are     more admiring of manly traits. [08:59] en     That's right. [09:00] en     They also say that women betray,     but men do not. [09:04] io     Although money is even more loyal. [09:07] en     The point is, there's value     in being a man loved by men! [09:10] atsu     He said it outright! [09:11] yumoto     Oh! But now that you mention it,     when I watch yakuza flicks, [09:15] yumoto     my heart always flutters at the     sight of a young gang leader. [09:18] atsu     Did you just come out?! [09:19] en     Okay. Now that we have the     definition of popularity, [09:22] en     our next subject is "approach." [09:24] en     How do you get popular     with men? Think about it! [09:26] ---     Yeah! [09:28] wombat     What are they so fired up for? [09:32] [SONG] sign     [Requirements to be popular with men] [09:32] [SONG] sign     1. Strength          2. Money          3. Brotherliness [09:33] en     We've solidified the popularity requirements. [09:36] atsu     The #1 requirement     being strength is realistic. [09:39] ryuu     #3 being brotherliness is realistic, too. [09:42] io     Money is important, too. [09:44] wombat     You got tired of it, did you? [09:47] yumoto     Yeah, 'cause I hate thinking. [09:50] en     Okay. Let's put our approach     into practice, and see [09:55] en     if it produces results! [09:56] all     Yeah! [09:57] wombat     Oh, if only they'd be so passionately     macho about being the Battle Lovers! [10:11] atsu     En-chan. Can you do this? [10:12] atsu     That guy looks strong. [10:14] en     No problem. First... [10:16] en     You kill with the eyes! [10:17] atsu     Not with strength? [10:23] atsu     Ready... [10:24] atsu     Go! [10:28] yumoto     Senpai! Go over the top! [10:31] en     Yeah! [10:33] en     Over... the... top! [10:43] atsu     Winner: Yufuin! [10:45] en     All right! [10:55] io     Hey. What do you think of me? [10:58] boy     What? [10:59] io     I'm asking what you think of me. [11:01] boy     Well... Nothing in particular... [11:03] io     What about now? SIGN    Account Balance [11:12] boy     I-Incredible! [11:15] boy     It's incredible! [11:17] en     He's fallen. [11:18] yumoto     The power of money is incredible! SIGN    Class 1-A [11:28] ryuu     Working hard? [11:32] boy     Can we help you? [11:34] ryuu     You're triplets, right? [11:35] boy     Yes. As you can see. [11:37] ryuu     You want a big brother? [11:39] trio     Huh? [11:40] en     That came out of nowhere. [11:41] atsu     Well, let's watch to the end. [11:49] ryuu     You enjoy this cleaning stuff? [11:52] boy     We don't enjoy it... [11:54] boy     But we're on duty, so... [11:55] boy     We have to do it... [11:57] ryuu     Then... I'll make it so you can't! [12:14] trio     H-Huh?! [12:17] ryuu     Now you can't clean, right? [12:20] ryuu     It wasn't your fault. [12:22] ryuu     Let's hang. Come on. [12:27] trio     Big brother! [12:28] boy     Big brother! [12:30] boy     Let me call you big brother! [12:32] boy     Big brother! [12:34] atsu     He seized the hearts of the triplets?! [12:37] yumoto     Cool! [12:39] ari     Those idiots are up to something again. [12:42] gero     It's not at all beautiful, is it? [12:44] kusa     Things are drifting downwards. Let's go. SIGN    Kinugawa Atsushi     Born October 5th     Blood Type A / Libra     Hobby: Jigsaw Puzzles     Likes: Baths, hot springs, curry SIGN    Mr. Kurotori Rally [13:01] kuro     Why? Why did no one come?! [13:05] kuro     After I made such a grand showing     at the arm wrestling tournament... [13:10] kuro     If this continues, my position of     #1 pretty boy in Binan High School [13:14] kuro     will once again be taken     by the student council... [13:16] kuro     No, by the dark horse,     the Earth Defense Club! [13:21] kuro     Ah... [13:22] kuro     They should all revere me,     honor me, love me! Why?! [13:26] kuro     Why?! [13:28] zun     He may be a suitable servant. [13:31] kusa     Yes, Lord Zundar. [13:33] zun     Go, Caerula Adamas! [13:40] kusa     Conquest! [13:43] trio     We are the rulers of this blue world... [13:45] trio     Caerula Adamas! [13:48] zun     Now, release the Zundar Needle! [13:54] kusa     Aurum! [13:55] ari     Argentum! [13:56] gero     Perla! [14:01] trio     Donum! SIGN    1579th Pretty Boy Contest [14:15] boy     Today's the day to vote     in the pretty boy contest! [14:18] boy     Please cast your pure,     proper, beautiful votes! [14:22] en     We've done all we can. [14:24] en     Now we wait for the     proclamation from on high. [14:26] atsu     We have? [14:29] wrestler     I'm voting for you. [14:31] en     Right. [14:32] boy     I'll put in for you, Naruko-kun. [14:33] io     Thanks. [14:34] trio     Big brother! We're gonna vote for you! [14:37] ryuu     Let's play again sometime. [14:38] trio     Eee! [14:40] yumoto     Big brother. [14:42] ryuu     Shut up. SIGN    Pretty Boy Contest [14:45] ann     Now, the man who will     shine as honored king [14:49] ann     of the 1579th Binan High School     Pretty Boy Contest is... [14:56] ann     The name is... [14:59] monster     It's me! [15:02] monster     Swan! Swan! [15:05] boy     What's that thing?! [15:09] yumoto     Hey! A monster appeared! [15:11] ryuu     Why now, of all times?! [15:13] io     I have money riding on this,     so I'd rather it not be ruined. [15:16] atsu     What should we do? [15:17] en     What a pain. [15:18] monster     Everyone! Love me! [15:21] monster     Love Feather Storm! [15:25] boy     I love the guy with the black wings! [15:27] boy     I love you! [15:32] yumoto     Gross! [15:33] wombat     Don't freak out! Fight! [15:36] ryuu     What was that move, anyway? [15:38] io     It's pretty idiotic. [15:39] atsu     Part of me wants to applaud     the opponent's cleverness, but... [15:44] zun     You see? [15:45] zun     With this plan, we will create     a world where boys love boys, [15:48] zun     thus allowing no one to create any progeny! [15:51] zun     Now, the Earth will fall to ruin. [15:53] zun     What will you do, Battle Lovers?! [15:56] wombat     Hey! [15:57] wombat     Would you get to the Love Making already?! [16:01] yumoto     That's right! We can Love Making! [16:03] en     Oh, we're doing that again? [16:06] yumoto     Love Making! [16:33] yumoto     The Sparkling Prince! [16:35] yumoto     Battle Lover Scarlet! [16:37] en     Love Making. [16:48] en     The Flashing Prince! [16:49] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [16:52] atsu     Love Making. [17:02] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [17:03] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [17:07] oi     Love Making. [17:16] io     The Roaring Prince! [17:18] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [17:21] ryuu     Love Making! [17:31] ryuu     The Thrilling Prince! [17:33] ryuu     Battle Lover Vesta! [17:36] monster     What?! [17:38] en     You, who befoul our beloved Earth! [17:40] ryuu     No justice can come from loveless power! [17:43] io     Love is all! [17:45] atsu     Live for love! Die for love! [17:48] yumoto     We are the heirs to the throne of love! [17:50] five     Battle Lovers! [17:52] yumoto     Feel the power... [17:55] five     Of love! [17:57] yumoto     Scarlet Lumiere! [18:01] monster     I'm glad to see you, Battle Lovers! [18:04] yumoto     What?! [18:04] monster     Now, love me to your heart's content! [18:08] monster     Love Feather Splash! [18:11] all     Ow! Ouch! [18:16] monster     Once you've been pierced by     my love feathers, it's over! [18:18] monster     No one can resist loving me! [18:21] monster     Come on! Gimme a hug! [18:24] ryuu     Damn! I wanna hug it! [18:26] io     I'll pay money for it! [18:27] en     I want to marry it. [18:31] atsu     I can't take it! I'll be right back! [18:33] ryuu     He ran off without us! [18:35] en     I never realized he was that kind of guy. [18:41] yumoto     Wow! You flew, Senpai! [18:47] atsu     You, with your beautiful wings... [18:50] atsu     Let me show you the love     that burns within me... [18:52] ryuu     Hold it! [18:54] io     I've got more money than him! [18:56] en     I have marriage on my mind! [18:58] ryuu     I love you! [18:59] io     I love you! [18:59] en     I love you! [19:00] atsu     I love you! [19:03] monster     That's perfect! More love!     Offer me all your love! [19:07] yumoto     Darn it, these guys! [19:12] yumoto     Senpai! You're humiliating yourself! [19:14] monster     Don't interfere! [19:16] monster     They love me! [19:18] monster     Why don't you love me, too? [19:21] monster     I hit you with my love feather! [19:24] yumoto     I don't understand that kinda thing. [19:26] monster     In that case... [19:28] monster     What about now?! [19:33] yumoto     Why do you want to be loved so badly? [19:36] monster     Why...? [19:38] yumoto     You've never loved anyone, have you? [19:41] yumoto     I think loving feels way     better than being loved. [19:45] yumoto     You can cuddle, and it feels really great! [19:48] monster     Cuddle? [19:50] yumoto     Yeah, cuddle! [19:51] yumoto     And if there's no one you love right now, [19:53] yumoto     you should try cuddling yourself! [19:56] yumoto     It feels great! [19:58] en     What is he talking about? [20:00] atsu     I don't know, but it's very passionate. [20:03] yumoto     Before you try to get anyone to love you, [20:06] yumoto     try loving yourself first. [20:08] en     Is now... our chance? [20:10] atsu     Now! [20:12] yumoto     Sparkle, Lumiere of Love! [20:15] en     Flash, Purifying Aqua! [20:17] atsu     Pierce, Gallant Hurricane! [20:20] io     Roar, Raging Gaia! [20:22] ryuu     Thrill, Blazing Ignit! [20:37] yumoto     Love Attack! [20:49] monster     How could I not realize     something so important?! [20:52] monster     He's right! How can you live     without loving yourself? [20:56] monster     The one you should love... is yourself! [20:59] yumoto     That's right! [21:00] yumoto     Love Shower! [21:08] monster     I love me! [21:16] yumoto     Love is over! [21:18] yumoto     The monster was Mr. Kurotori? [21:22] ryuu     He looks happy, though. [21:25] io     Yes, he looks comfortable. [21:28] en     I'm tired. [21:34] ari     We lost again. [21:35] gero     The Battle Lovers... Just who are they? [21:39] kusa     We will surely have them grovel at our feet. SIGN    Kurotama Bath [21:49] gora     Yumoto. How's the water today? [21:53] yumoto     Perfect again today, Gora. [21:57] en     Hey, random question. [21:59] en     Which part do you guys wash first? [22:02] atsu     My neck, I guess? [22:03] yumoto     My arms! [22:04] ryuu     Armpits. [22:05] io     The nape of the neck. [23:40] atsu     That reminds me. When we     were in elementary school, [23:42] atsu     we went to see a meteor shower. [23:44] atsu     I wish we could be kids again. [23:46] atsu     Wait, we are kids again! [23:48] atsu     Could a monster be behind this? [23:50] atsu     Next time: Cute Little     Boys of Love and Youth. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Cute Little Boys of Love and Youth [23:53] atsu     Love Making! 4 - Cute Little Boys of Love and Youth Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] atsu     Hey, there's one! [00:13] kusa     There's another! [00:15] atsu     Meteor showers are cool, huh? [00:17] kusa     Yeah. [00:22] atsu     Hey. My big sister said that [00:24] atsu     if you make a wish three times     before a shooting star disappears, [00:28] atsu     it'll come true. [00:30] kusa     Isn't that just superstition? [00:31] atsu     You think so? [00:33] atsu     But my sister really believes it. [00:39] kusa     What did you say? [00:45] kusa     That's so childish. [00:46] atsu     But I am a child. [00:52] atsu     I thought you didn't believe it, Kin-chan. [00:54] kusa     Just thought I'd try. [00:56] atsu     What did you wish for? [00:59] kusa     I wished for... [01:00] gero     Kusatsu-san. [01:03] ari     So this is where you were. [01:05] gero     What are you doing here with all the lights out? [01:08] kusa     Looking at the stars. [01:10] gero     Stars? [01:11] kusa     Yes. Shooting stars. [01:14] ari     Shooting stars? Wishing on a star, eh? [01:17] ari     I didn't know you were such a romantic, Kinshiro. [01:22] gero     So, what did you wish for? [01:25] kusa     I wished for... [01:28] kusa     World domination, of course. SIGN    Cute Little Boys of Love and Youth [03:09] yumoto     Woosh, woosh, woosh! [03:10] wom     S-Stop it! Stop it, stop it! [03:14] yumoto     But you stink. [03:15] yumoto     What's it called? Animal stink? [03:17] wom     But washing me like this... [03:20] yumoto     When you stink, [03:21] yumoto     after I cuddle you, people tell me I stink! [03:26] wom     I don't stink! You're the ones who— [03:29] yumoto     Huh? We're the ones who stink? [03:34] yumoto     What kind of stink? [03:34] wom     Human... [03:36] yumoto     Human stink? [03:37] wom     Yes! [03:38] yumoto     Oh, really? [03:40] yumoto     Do wombats have a sharp sense of smell? [03:44] wom     I just happen to resemble your Earth animal. [03:47] wom     I am not an actual wombat! [03:51] yumoto     Then what are you? [03:51] wom     I am wfirocbx... [03:53] yumoto     Wfiro...? [03:54] wom     Xjudsu... [03:56] yumoto     Huh? Ikuju... [03:58] yumoto     Oh, whatever! Let's just go with Wom-san! [04:03] yumoto     Don't run away! [04:04] wom     Made it! [04:08] atsu     Give it a break already, Yumoto. [04:10] atsu     You're just like a child. [04:13] en     Well, in Yumoto's case,     it's not just his behavior. [04:16] en     He looks like a kid, too. [04:18] yumoto     What's wrong with that?     That means I look young, right? [04:21] en     Young? You've got to be kidding. [04:23] en     We're in high school, you little kid. [04:25] yumoto     Please stop calling me a kid. [04:28] atsu     Okay, Yumoto-kun,     what's your dream for the future? [04:31] yumoto     To be a superhero! [04:32] en     See? A kid. [04:34] en     Hey, everyone! There's a kid in here! [04:37] atsu     Besides, we're already superheroes. [04:39] atsu     Though we didn't ask to be... [04:41] yumoto     Oh, that's right. [04:44] tawara     Well, I will be taking my leave ahead of you. [04:48] yumoto     Hey, I'm not done yet. [04:50] tawara     Pardon. [04:52] io     You're not just young.     You really are a child, Yumoto. [04:56] io     Do you still pay the     child fare to ride the bus? [05:02] io     I'm so jealous. You don't     have to spend as much money. [05:05] yumoto     You got me, huh? [05:07] yumoto     Just kidding! [05:08] io     That's the kind of thing     that makes you a kid. [05:15] ryuu     Anyway, you need more than     just youth on your side. [05:18] ryuu     You need to channel that into appeal. [05:20] en     If you ask me, I'd say you're     pretty childish yourself, Ryuu. [05:24] ryuu     Oh, Yufuin-senpai, you don't know my true power. [05:28] en     What true power? [05:29] ryuu     From married women to     elementary school girls— [05:31] yumoto     You can't beat me in video games! [05:33] io     You be quiet! [05:36] yumoto     Okay... [05:39] en     If we were in the samurai ages, [05:42] en     we would have had our coming of age     ceremony and be full-fledged adults by now. [05:45] en     Your looks don't determine     whether you're actually young. [05:48] ryuu     That's a senior for you. You're so mature. [05:51] en     Senior? [05:52] atsu     Well, senior can refer to an     older person or an upperclassman. [05:56] ryuu     That's right, Senior-senpai. [05:59] en     I feel like he just called me an old man. [06:02] en     Does my face really look that old? [06:04] io     It means that your appearance     and behavior are both mature. [06:07] atsu     Being called mature is a compliment, right? [06:10] atsu     That's why, in the samurai ages,     they'd shave off their forelocks [06:13] [SONG] atsu     and make themselves intentionally bald. SIGN    °This is his individual opinion about forelock-shaving. [06:15] [SONG] io     Oh? Was that artificial baldness? [06:18] [SONG] atsu     Yes, they thought being bald     made you look more adult. [06:21] yumoto     So if I shaved myself bald,     people might not call me a kid? [06:24] io     No, it would just look like a miso commercial. [06:27] yumoto     What does that mean? [06:30] en     Does my face look old? [06:32] atsu     En-chan, are you really worried about that? [06:34] en     Maybe so... Does my face look old? [06:39] ryuu     Being young is a wonderful thing! [06:41] yumoto     Me too! Me too! [06:48] io     What is that? [06:50] io     You don't understand at all. [06:55] en     My inner calm reflects itself on my face. [07:00] atsu     He's so worried about it. [07:11] yumoto     I'm sorry, Mister. Were we being too loud? [07:17] atsu     Hey, Yumoto. [07:18] en     He's not an older man. [07:21] en     He wasn't wearing his uniform, [07:24] en     so I thought he was just some older guy, too. [07:26] en     But I just now realized... [07:28] atsu     He's a student at our high school. [07:31] atsu     They call him "the guy with     the face of a 50-year-old." SIGN    Igarao Oyaji [07:37] atsu     Igarao Oyaji! [07:43] oyaji     Damn it. I'm not an old man. [07:45] kid     Sir, good morning. [07:46] oyaji     When I go to school,     they confuse me for a teacher. [07:48] kid     Go ahead! [07:49] oyaji     When I ride the train,     people give up their seats for me. [07:51] kid     What's with that old guy? [07:52] oyaji     I didn't choose to be born     with a face like this. [07:55] oyaji     I want to enjoy my youth like     a high school student, too. [07:59] oyaji     I'm not an old man. I'm not an old man. [08:02] oyaji     I'm not an old man! [08:07] ari     He's our next target, eh? [08:10] gero     I see. I feel powerful dark energy from him. [08:14] kusa     His age complex will likely create     a powerful negative field. [08:21] zun     Then let us go. [08:23] kusa     Conquest! [08:26] trio     We are the rulers of this blue world... [08:29] trio     Caerula Adamas! [08:31] zun     Now, release the Zundar Needle! [08:36] trio     Donum! [09:01] yumoto     Good morning, Gora! [09:03] gora     Oh, you're up early, Yumoto. [09:04] yumoto     Yeah, I've got club stuff. [09:07] gora     You do club stuff? Morning training? [09:10] yumoto     Morning cuddles! [09:12] gora     Morning cuddles? [09:13] yumoto     Yeah, morning cuddles. [09:15] yumoto     Thanks for the lunch, as usual! [09:17] gora     Sorry it's rice balls again. [09:19] yumoto     Nah, your rice balls are     the best in the world! [09:34] yumoto     Woosh, woosh, woosh! [09:37] atsu     How long are you going to do that? [09:39] atsu     I can't believe you don't get tired of it. [09:40] yumoto     But it's fun. [09:43] io     Why not put that effort into a part-time job? [09:46] io     You could make a lot of money. [09:47] yumoto     That's not fun. [09:49] ryuu     Why not pick up girls? [09:51] yumoto     No interest in that. [09:53] en     Does my face really look that old? [09:55] atsu     Hey, are you still stuck on that, En-chan? [09:57] en     But that was the first time in my life     I've been told my face looks old. [10:01] en     People had only described me     as "hot" or "gorgeous" before. [10:05] atsu     I've never heard that... [10:07] io     Isn't that normal for an 18-year-old boy? [10:10] io     Isn't it people like Yumoto and     Ryuu who are the exception? [10:13] ryuu     Don't lump me in with Yumoto. [10:15] ryuu     I'm cute! He's a kid. [10:18] yumoto     You called? [10:22] atsu     No, no. That's not true. [10:24] atsu     Having a face that looks old     is like, for example, [10:26] atsu     the husband in that anime who has     a coworker with really prominent lips, [10:30] atsu     but it turns out he's really 27. [10:32] en     Why are you talking about a nationally     famous anime all of a sudden? [10:36] en     Why are you associating me,     an 18-year-old, with that character who's 27? [10:40] atsu     Well, um, um... [10:43] atsu     The savior of the century's end     with seven stars on his chest, [10:45] atsu     the cynical #2 of the Science Ninja Team, [10:49] atsu     and the protagonist's dark-skinned friend [10:50] atsu     voiced by Iizuka Shouzou     in that robot war story [10:52] atsu     are all 18, too. [10:54] atsu     But you look much younger than them! [10:56] en     Why is this turning into even     more of an anime superfan discussion? [10:59] en     And why is Iizuka Shouzou-san     the only person you named outright? [11:03] ryuu     What are they talking about? [11:05] io     No idea. [11:06] yumoto     I like unagi more than anago! [11:09] wombat     Now's my chance! [11:15] yumoto     Hey, wait! SIGN    Zaou Ryuu     Born March 13th     Blood Type B / Pisces     Hobby: Snowboarding     Likes: Girls, cherries SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [11:38] yumoto     Woosh, woosh, woosh! [11:40] yumoto     Woosh! Woosh, woosh! [11:42] en     Stop it, Yumoto! What are you doing? [11:44] yumoto     Well, Wom-san ran away, so... [11:48] en     Cut it out! Why me, then? [11:49] atsu     He really is a kid. [11:50] io     Such an unproductive endeavor     won't earn you a single yen, you know. [11:54] ryuu     There's nothing fun about     two men fooling around. [11:58] yumoto     Woosh! Woosh, woosh! [12:00] atsu     What is this? [12:02] atsu     I'm getting an irresistible urge to tickle En-chan. [12:08] yumoto     Woosh, woosh, woosh! [12:09] en     Why you now? [12:11] atsu     Well, it just looked so fun! Woosh, woosh! [12:14] io     Senpai, what are you doing? [12:16] io     Actually, I want to do it, too! [12:19] io     Woosh, woosh, woosh! [12:19] ryuu     What are you doing, Io? [12:22] ryuu     Damn! I'm getting revenge! [12:25] en     Then I'll get revenge, too! [12:28] atsu     Turning the tables is no fair! [12:37] yumoto     Hey, doesn't something seem weird? [12:39] en     Like what? [12:40] atsu     Now that you mention it, why are we     acting like elementary schoolers? [12:43] io     I just got the urge to do it. [12:46] yumoto     It's almost like we've turned     into elementary schoolers. [12:49] yumoto     Yeah, 'cause we have turned     into elementary schoolers! [12:53] all     What's going on here?! [12:55] wombat     Terrible news! An enemy's appeared! [13:03] en     Wh-What's all this? [13:09] atsu     What's going on? [13:11] io     The students have all become children. [13:14] ryuu     Darn it! I had a date after this! [13:16] en     That's what bothers you? [13:17] yumoto     Yay! Yay! This is kinda fun! [13:20] en     He's the only one who doesn't     seem to have changed much. [13:23] all     Yeah. [13:24] en     You think this is the     work of an enemy monster? [13:27] yumoto     Hey! Look at that! [13:38] monster     Become young again! Become young again! [13:44] en     Is that monster's power     turning everyone into children? [13:47] wombat     Everyone! Time for Love Making! [13:49] all     Right! [13:50] yumoto     Love Making! [13:54] yumoto     The Sparkling Prince! [13:56] yumoto     Battle Lover Scarlet! [13:58] en     The Flashing Prince! [13:59] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [14:01] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [14:02] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [14:05] io     The Roaring Prince! [14:06] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [14:08] ryuu     The Thrilling Prince! [14:10] ryuu     Battle Lover Vesta! [14:12] yumoto     We are... [14:13] yumoto     Wait, what's up with this?! [14:16] atsu     That's weird. Why's it so baggy? [14:19] en     Our other clothes changed to child sizes. [14:22] io     This setup is lacking consistency. [14:24] ryu     And I really liked my costume, too. [14:28] io     You like that thing? [14:31] monster     Who are you people? [14:34] en     You, who befoul our beloved Earth! [14:37] ryuu     No justice can come from loveless power! [14:40] io     Love is all! [14:41] atsu     Live for love! Die for love! [14:44] yumoto     We are the heirs to the throne of love! [14:47] five     Battle Lovers! [14:49] yumoto     Feel the power... [14:52] five     Of love! [14:55] yumoto     You monster! We're gonna fight you! [14:58] monster     Battle Lovers? We'll see about that. [15:01] yumoto     What was that? [15:03] yumoto     Take this! [15:04] yumoto     Scarlet Lumiere! [15:09] yumoto     Huh? Why? [15:10] atsu     Has our power been halved     because we're children? [15:14] io     It's the child rate? [15:16] monster     Then allow me to take the lead. [15:38] monster     What's wrong, Battle Lovers? [15:40] monster     These baggy clothes are hard to move in. [15:42] ryuu     Damn. [15:44] ryuu     I hate looking so uncool. [15:46] io     That's what bothers you? [15:49] monster     How unsightly. [15:51] yumoto     Damn it... [15:53] monster     Fall to ruin, Battle Lovers! [16:02] atsu     Hey, all we're doing is saying "wah!" [16:05] monster     Fall to ruin! Fall to ruin, all of you! [16:08] monster     This is your punishment for treating me     like an old man based on the way I look! [16:12] yumoto     What did he say? [16:14] atsu     Is it possible he's... [16:15] en     "The guy with the face of a 50-year old"... [16:17] en     Igarao Oyaji! [16:19] monster     Don't call me by that nickname! [16:29] monster     Then I'll make you even younger. [16:42] en     What's going on? [16:44] atsu     I can't move! [16:45] io     It appears we've turned into     kindergarteners this time. [16:49] ryuu     What was that? [16:51] monster     You literally can't raise a hand against me. [16:54] yumoto     Darn you, darn you, darn you. [16:56] yumoto     Oh, it undid our transformation. [16:59] en     Undid? Or disrobed? [17:02] atsu     "Disrobed our transformation"     doesn't sound right for the genre. [17:06] io     This is very embarrassing. [17:09] ryuu     I'm not embarrassed, but I won't     forgive you for making that smaller. [17:14] monster     At this stage, you're effectively babies. [17:16] monster     No, you are babies. [17:19] monster     Then I'll send you to hell,     as easy as taking candy from a baby! [17:27] en     Damn... At this rate... [17:29] atsu     Are we done for? [17:33] io     If I'd known this was going to happen,     I would have spent all my savings. [17:37] ryuu     The women of the world will lament this. [17:44] yumoto     Wait a minute. [17:46] en     What is it at a time like this? [17:48] yumoto     Something's weird. [17:49] atsu     Weird? [17:50] yumoto     The setup here is that everyone's turning     young because of him, right? [17:54] io     That's right. So? [17:56] yumoto     Then it really is weird. [17:58] ryuu     What's weird? [18:00] yumoto     Well, if that's the old man high school student, [18:03] yumoto     he wouldn't look like that,     even if he turned young. [18:07] ryuu     I get it. Even young,     someone who's ugly is still ugly. [18:11] en     He'd never become a pretty young boy. [18:14] atsu     Which means this is... [18:15] yumoto     An illusion! [18:17] monster     Oh, no! [18:20] yumoto     Now! [18:31] yumoto     Love Attack! [18:37] monster     What?! [18:51] yumoto     You're not really an old man. [18:54] yumoto     You're an 18-year-old high school student. [18:57] yumoto     Isn't it the resentment you feel that's     really turning you into an old man? [19:03] atsu     That all sounds impressive,     but it's not really fixing anything. [19:07] yumoto     Love Shower! [19:16] monster     What is this strange sensation? [19:19] monster     Comfort... healing... [19:21] monster     I see... So this is love. [19:29] yumoto     Love is over! [19:31] io     We're back to normal! [19:37] yumoto     Well, let's all put this     behind us and have a bath! [19:41] yumoto     We're naked anyway! [19:42] en     Speaking of which, where'd our clothes go? [19:44] yumoto     Let's go! [19:48] ari     Accursed Battle Lovers. [19:51] gero     They foiled us yet again. [19:53] zun     It appears we failed once more. [19:56] kusa     Lord Zundar, I am sorry. [19:59] zun     No matter. [20:01] zun     Let them bask in their overconfidence for now. [20:05] kusa     Next time, I swear... [20:07] zun     I'll be counting on you. [20:09] kusa     Sir. [20:10] ari     But I thought this plan to turn the enemy     into elementary schoolers to seal their power [20:15] ari     would work out well. [20:18] kusa     Elementary schoolers, huh? [20:20] gero     Is something wrong? [20:22] kusa     No... It's nothing. [20:26] kusa     Just remembering something from long ago. [20:33] yumoto     Woosh, woosh, woosh! [20:36] en     Enough of that, Yumoto. [20:38] en     He really is a kid. [20:40] atsu     Well, he's the only one who didn't change     at all when the enemy made us young. [20:44] en     No matter how young you     make the kid, a kid is still a kid. [20:52] ryuu     Oh, no! [20:53] io     Don't worry. The shield function made     it so he wouldn't recognize our faces. [20:56] ryuu     Oh, that's right. [21:03] atsu     You seem to be in a good mood. [21:05] en     Did something good happen to you? [21:08] oyaji     Well, actually, I got a girlfriend. [21:13] ryuu     Oh, does she like older men? [21:14] io     Hey! [21:15] oyaji     That's right. [21:17] oyaji     She says they're wonderfully reliable. [21:22] oyaji     She said she made a wish on     a star to meet a wonderful man. [21:28] io     I see... [21:30] atsu     You heard him. [21:31] en     Why are you telling me that? [21:32] ryuu     I'm glad to hear it,     though it's also kind of annoying. [21:36] oyaji     Yes! [21:39] en     What is it? [21:40] atsu     He reminded me that I made a wish     on a shooting star when I was little. [21:44] en     What was it? [21:45] atsu     To be a superhero. [21:47] en     Just like a kid. [21:49] atsu     Well, I was a kid. [21:51] en     You can't say anything about Yumoto. [21:54] atsu     That reminds me. [21:55] atsu     What did he wish for then, I wonder? [21:59] yumoto     Woosh! Woosh, woosh! [22:02] wombat     Please stop... [22:07] wombat     Ma-Ma-Macho... [23:40] ryuu     For some reason, the Press Society guys     are hanging around the Defense Club. [23:44] ryuu     They muscle in on my calls to girls.     It's beyond annoying! [23:48] ryuu     Remote control? I'll buy you one of those! [23:50] ryuu     Next time: To Steal Love Without Regret. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    To Steal Love Without Regret [23:52] ryuu     Love Making! 5 - To Steal Love Without Regret Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] kino     There's a mysterious cosplay group     causing a ruckus around the school lately... [00:08] kino     Their identities aren't visible     to the naked eye or in pictures. [00:13] kino     This could be interesting material. SIGN    To Steal Love Without Regret [02:08] en     Raining again today? [02:11] atsu     It is the rainy season, after all. [02:13] en     It's hard to be enthusiastic when it's raining. [02:16] atsu     About what? [02:17] en     Active and aggressive things. [02:20] atsu     In all the time I've known you, [02:22] atsu     I've never seen you do anything     active and aggressive. [02:26] en     Really? [02:27] atsu     The Yufuin En I know is     always passive and defensive. [02:31] en     That's my Atsushi.     He's got the English skills. [02:35] io     Apparently, "naïve" and "sensitive" [02:37] io     are not considered compliments     in the English-speaking world. [02:40] ryuu     People say stuff like     "a naïve young man," though. [02:42] atsu     Over there, that means "a careless young man." [02:46] io     Exactly! [02:48] ryuu     Why are you looking at me? [02:50] io     It just seemed appropriate. [02:51] ryuu     Io, I am not a careless young man. [02:55] ryuu     I am a guileless young man. [02:57] io     You have a wonderfully high opinion of yourself. [03:01] en     Totally losing my motivation... [03:02] atsu     I'm telling you, you never had any. [03:10] en     Yumoto? [03:13] atsu     Were your pupils dilated just now? [03:16] yumoto     Something about touching Wom-san     takes me closer to Nirvana. [03:22] en     Like Linus's blanket? [03:24] atsu     Oh, yeah, like a feeling of security? [03:26] yumoto     It's a little different from security. [03:29] en     Then what is it? [03:30] yumoto     What, indeed? [03:32] en     You're asking me? [03:33] wom     I say "no thank you" to being cuddled for no reason! [03:36] yumoto     Don't say that! [03:37] yumoto     Unhand me, you! [03:39] wom     Let me cuddle you! [03:41] wom     Day after day after day,     you've cuddled me so much, [03:44] wom     the fur around my stomach is thinning out! [03:47] yumoto     Then I'll do your back from now on! [03:49] wom     That is not the issue! [03:52] io     Does it absolutely have to be Wombat? [03:54] io     Could it be something else? [03:55] yumoto     Hmm! Good question! [03:58] yumoto     Something about his cuddliness     is just right to me. [04:02] yumoto     Gives me that "feel so fine" feeling! [04:04] io     What if he were some other kind of fluffy? [04:06] yumoto     I'd consider it. [04:08] io     Floofy? [04:09] yumoto     Absolutely! [04:11] io     Fuzzy? [04:12] yumoto     That would be fine. [04:13] io     Like that over there? [04:15] yumoto     Oh, that's good! [04:18] yumoto     Wait, that's... [04:21] trio     Mr. Tawarayama! [04:23] ryuu     What is all this? [04:24] atsu     Mold? Is it mold? It's mold! [04:26] en     Hey, hey, hey! [04:28] en     Cut it out! [04:30] ryuu     Wombat, what happened     to your advanced science? [04:33] wombat     I'm sorry! [04:34] wombat     The high temperature and humidity lately [04:37] wombat     have created favorable     conditions for mold growth! [04:39] io     "Favorable"? It's utterly putrid. [04:42] wom     It's fine! Get rid of the mold and     the main body will still be fine! [04:47] io     The hyphae of mold go down     deeper than you'd think. [04:50] yumoto     One time, I picked the mold off some     bread and ate it, and I got sick! [04:53] ryuu     Are you stupid? [04:54] yumoto     I was hungry! [04:56] atsu     Anyway, it's bad that he's growing mold, isn't it? [04:59] yumoto     Let's wash him! Let's wash him! [05:00] yumoto     Everything turns out okay after a washing! [05:05] yumoto     What's this? What color is this? [05:07] atsu     Wombat, you have to be more     careful with Mr. Tawarayama. [05:11] en     Yeah, there's no love in this. [05:13] wombat     You say that I, who came here to fill     the Earth with love, have no love?! [05:17] ryuu     Nope, none. [05:18] io     Crude in every way. [05:19] yumoto     Upsy-daisy! [05:23] en     Hey. He fell. [05:25] yumoto     There, it turned out okay! [05:27] four     It did not! [05:28] ryuu     If anyone saw this,     they'd say it was elder abuse! [05:31] io     Assault, right? SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [05:32] yumoto     He just looks that way because     he's wet. If we dry him off... [05:37] en     I thought I just heard a knock. [05:40] ryuu     But no one's ever visited us before. [05:43] atsu     Either way, this situation clearly looks bad! [05:46] io     All Hell's gonna break loose, yeah. [05:50] kino     Pardon me! [05:53] yumoto     Man, he sure is persistent! [05:55] en     Hey! [05:58] yumoto     Who's there? What do you want? [06:00] kino     Oh, how rude of me. [06:02] kino     I am Kinosaki of the PS. [06:05] yumoto     PS? [06:07] kino     The Press Society. [06:09] kino     This is my photographer, Tazawa. [06:11] taz     Hey. SIGN    Binan High School     Press Society     Kinosaki Kou [06:12] kino     A pleasure to make your acquaintance. [06:14] atsu     And what do two members of     the Press Society want with us? [06:17] kino     How rude of me. [06:18] kino     The truth is, I publish online articles     for the Binan High School Press Society [06:22] kino     about daily life on campus. [06:27] atsu     Online? [06:28] kino     The other day at a meeting,     I proposed a new project: [06:31] kino     could we make a theme out of the     "bonds" between distinctive teachers [06:34] kino     and the students around them? [06:37] kino     I call it "Beloved Teachers"! [06:40] kino     Well? Don't you think it's a great project? [06:43] all     Yeah... [06:44] kino     Thank you for the words of praise. [06:47] kino     A flower of compassion blooming     quietly in the wild concrete jungle... [06:51] kino     The bond between student and     teacher is the most precious of all! [06:55] kino     "My teacher!" "My class!" [06:57] kino     Souls crying out to each other! [06:59] kino     A miraculous meeting! [07:00] yumoto     This guy's weird. [07:02] en     You're one to talk. [07:04] kino     Don't let it worry you. [07:05] kino     The press is often misunderstood. [07:08] kino     But to root out the truth and     convey it in elaborate, minute detail... [07:14] kino     I believe that is our mission. [07:19] ryuu     Hey, what are you doing? [07:20] io     I refuse to have my picture taken. [07:22] kino     No, I just received your consent to be covered. [07:26] kino     I thought we'd get started right away. [07:28] ryuu     Covered? [07:29] io     Consent? [07:30] atsu     Who gave it? [07:31] kino     Oh, honestly! [07:32] kino     Right now, you just said it     was a good project, didn't you? [07:36] kino     Now, let's get right to the     interview wth Mr. Tawarayama! [07:41] kino     Mr. Tawarayama, from all that I've just seen, [07:45] kino     you seem to enjoy a very frank     relationship with your students. [07:49] en     What you've just seen? [07:50] kino     Yes. [07:51] kino     I was below when I caught sight of     the fun you were having by the window. [07:57] kino     Mr. Tawarayama, you seem truly     energetic for a man of your age. [08:02] kino     Please, tell us the secret of     your health and agile movements. [08:08] kino     Mr. Tawarayama? [08:10] en     We decline this interview. [08:13] atsu     We're a boring club.     No one's going to find it interesting. [08:15] kino     No, no. [08:16] kino     It is the users who will determine     what's interesting and what's not. [08:20] io     Please leave. [08:22] ryuu     If you don't... [08:23] kino     Um, you can refuse if you want to, but... [08:26] kino     I have a little something     called freedom of the press. [08:29] kino     So I'm going to gather material     without hesitation. Okay? [08:35] io     It's a violation of our likeness usage rights. [08:38] io     Nowadays, you have to be very careful [08:40] io     about how you use personal information. [08:42] kino     Yes. That's why I thought it would be     beneficial for you to use us, as well. [08:48] kino     Let's make it a win-win situation! [08:54] wom     Oh, dear... [09:00] kino     Good morning, Yufuin-san! [09:02] kino     It seems we're finally getting a bit of     a break from the rainy season, eh? [09:06] kino     Are you feeling well, Yufuin-san? [09:09] kino     Come to think of it,     I don't see Kinugawa-san around. [09:12] kino     Are you all alone, Yufuin-san? [09:14] en     Atsushi has day duty. [09:15] en     So what do you want? [09:17] kino     How rude of me. [09:19] kino     I'm here for your morning     greeting and interview. [09:22] en     Interview? [09:23] kino     Yes. Yufuin En-san, what are your hobbies? [09:27] en     Hobbies? None, really. [09:29] kino     Special skills? [09:31] en     Special skills? None, really. [09:32] kino     He says he has no real skills. [09:35] en     Uh, I don't like you putting it that way... [09:37] kino     Favorite foods? [09:39] en     Well, none really. [09:40] kino     He has no favorite foods. [09:41] en     Look, I told you... [09:42] kino     You're not giving me much of an interview. [09:45] en     Well, you can't just ask me     this stuff out of the blue. [09:48] en     Give me some questions     that are easier to answer. [09:51] kino     Questions that are easier to answer? [09:53] kino     Let me see... [09:55] kino     If you suddenly became a superhero     tasked with protecting the Earth, [09:58] kino     what would you do? [10:01] kino     Well, it's a purely hypothetical question. [10:03] kino     What would you do if something     like that were to happen? [10:08] kino     Are you the type that would find     it bothersome? Or would you... [10:14] kino     That pose... Discomfort? Despair?! [10:17] io     It's the rage, fury, and indignation     over a failed FX transaction! [10:21] ryuu     You're so stupid. [10:23] ryuu     Don't cry. I hate women who cry. [10:26] kino     Even if he became a superhero,     he'd hate women who cry, he says. [10:30] ryuu     I can buy you a remote control, at least. [10:32] ryuu     Huh? Are remote controls that expensive? [10:35] ryuu     Then just do it by hand. [10:38] kino     It's tough when you can't     change from hot air to cold. [10:42] ryuu     Why can't you just put it     on an automatic setting? [10:44] kino     Carefully adjusting your settings is better     for the environment, don't you think? [10:48] ryuu     Shut up! [10:50] ryuu     Hello? Hello? [10:53] kino     Your defense of romance failed, I see. [10:55] ryuu     Save it! [10:57] atsu     What is that? [10:59] atsu     Like part of a "ten questions" thing? [11:01] kino     No, no. Nothing so sophisticated. [11:04] atsu     Good point. That would     make a boring question. [11:08] kino     Oh, you got one on me there. [11:15] yumoto     I can't eat any more... [11:21] wom     Huh? [11:22] tawara     Just ten more minutes... [11:25] wom     What, what? [11:36] maru     I am a puppet under my father's control. SIGN    Sousa Enkaku [11:39] maru     I can only follow the rails he's laid for me. [11:41] aur     Is that so? [11:47] aur     Then perhaps it's time you did the controlling. SIGN    Io Naruko     Born December 17th     Blood Type A / Capricorn     Hobbies: Financial investment and management     Likes: Money, beef bowls [12:02] en     They're... Or, I should say he's annoying. [12:05] io     He's awful. In the last two days,     I've suffered a loss of 1.8 million. [12:09] ryuu     I wish he'd disappear. Just turn to dust. [12:12] wom     Really! [12:13] wom     With those two hanging around,     I can't act freely at all! [12:18] wom     I have to stay close to that     individual, and I can't even talk! [12:22] wom     I'm so restricted! I feel so trapped! [12:25] wom     You may as well call it oppression!     We must do something at once! [12:30] atsu     Isn't this reaping what you sow? [12:32] yumoto     It's okay. I'll cuddle you in exchange. [12:35] wom     That ain't the point! [12:36] yumoto     They didn't come see me for an interview. [12:39] yumoto     I would've answered, too. [12:41] wom     You were just sleepin' like a baby! [12:43] ryuu     I've never seen Wombat so pissed off. [12:46] io     When he gets pissed off,     he talks with a Kansai accent, then? [12:49] atsu     It's fine to rant, but please don't     leave Mr. Tawarayama like that. [12:53] ryuu     Really, you keep cooling     him off and heating him up... [12:56] wom     What are you sayin'? [12:57] wom     An hour or two away from him ain't     gonna make a difference at this point! [13:01] yumoto     Wombat's gone delinquent! [13:03] yumoto     Hey, what's wrong with you— [13:05] wombat     Don't touch me! [13:06] wombat     Jackass! Your mama's got an outie! [13:08] ryuu     The stress is causing Wombat     to resort to name calling! [13:12] io     He's being pretty careless. [13:14] atsu     Does that make him naïve? [13:18] kino     Hello! [13:21] kino     Is this what they call a "naked hang-out"? [13:24] kino     The Kurotama Bath.     It's a fine location, isn't it? [13:27] kino     We're going to take     advantage of it in a big way! [13:31] kino     So the Defense Club is taking a     bath along with their pink pet. [13:35] kino     How nice! Talk about a fine picture! [13:37] kino     And Mr. Tawarayama has a very     distinctive bathing style. [13:47] atsu     Excuse me, Kinosaki-san. [13:48] atsu     This is a private gathering.     Could you please refrain from doing this? [13:53] kino     Oh, how rude of me. [13:54] kino     Of course, whether you participate     or not is your own choice. [13:58] atsu     Well, outsiders are not really... you know? [14:01] kino     Oh? Does this place have a membership system? [14:04] atsu     No, it's not that... [14:07] kino     But Mr. Tawarayama sure can hold     his breath a long time, can't he? [14:15] en     Seriously? At a time like this? [14:17] yumoto     This is the usual Lovra— [14:20] kino     Love? What was that? What was that? [14:22] atsu     Um, well... [14:24] en     Mr. Tawarayama's spent     too long in the hot water. [14:27] en     Why don't we cool him down a while? [14:28] both     Yes, yes, let's do that. [14:30] kino     Ah, but... [14:32] both     C'mon, Mr. Tawarayama! [14:33] ---     You don't want to get dizzy. [14:33] ---     Let's take a break over there. [14:37] atsu     We'll be back soon. [14:39] en     Please, enjoy the bath, you two. [14:42] wom     Hurry! Love Making into the Battle Lovers! [14:46] atsu     Calm down, Wombat. [14:48] en     There's no way we can transform here. [14:50] wom     But while we're standing here,     love is, love was, love will be... [14:55] en     If we transform now, they'll find us out. [14:57] atsu     I bet he's already suspicious of us. [14:59] yumoto     Would it be bad if they found out? [15:01] ryuu     Of course. [15:02] io     If they find out... [15:03] kino     What's with those outfits? [15:05] kino     Is there a point to the big speeches? [15:08] kino     How does it feel? [15:09] kino     You guys! [15:11] en     No way. [15:15] ryuu     That hurts, darn it! [15:17] io     Can't we turn these things off? [15:19] wom     It won't stop until you end     it with the Love Shower! [15:22] en     This sucks. [15:23] atsu     If we don't hurry, they'll finish their bath! [15:26] yumoto     We'll just have to kill him. [15:27] all     Huh? [15:28] atsu     Who? [15:29] yumoto     Mr. Tawarayama. He'll have to die for us! [15:34] all     Oh... [15:35] all     No way! [15:37] ryuu     How frightening! [15:38] io     Isn't that a little out of date? [15:41] yumoto     Now, now. Just hear me out. [15:44] kino     What are they talking about? [15:48] kino     What happened? [15:50] yumoto     Mr. Tawarayama... [15:51] yumoto     Mr. Tawarayama isn't breathing! [15:56] yumoto     Look, Kinosaki-san! [15:58] yumoto     See? He's not breathing, right?     And his pupils are dilated! [16:03] yumoto     Go on! Check and make sure! [16:06] yumoto     Do it! It's the press's job to get to the truth! [16:10] kino     Th-That is true... [16:12] kino     Y-You're right. It's not beating. [16:14] yumoto     This is awful! [16:17] atsu     So, we're going to go call a doctor! [16:20] atsu     Please stay with Mr. Tawarayama until then! [16:24] atsu     Let's go, Defense Club! [16:26] atsu     Let's defend Mr. Tawarayama's life and health! [16:29] four     Yeah! [16:30] kino     Hey, wai— [16:34] kino     Hey! Go after them! [16:35] taz     But we're naked. [16:37] kino     They're naked, too! [16:43] wom     Now! [16:44] yumoto     Love Making! [16:49] en     You, who befoul our beloved Earth! [16:51] ryuu     No justice can come from loveless power! [16:54] io     Love is all! [16:55] atsu     Live for love! Die for love! [16:58] yumoto     We are the heirs to the throne of love! [17:00] five     Battle Lovers! [17:02] yumoto     Feel the power... [17:04] five     Of love! [17:08] ryuu     Oh, come on! [17:09] ryuu     We don't need to do the introduction     if we're transforming in secret! [17:11] io     Besides, we don't have time! [17:13] wom     It's a matter of feeling and etiquette! [17:15] wom     Let's go! [17:21] boy     There! [17:29] boy     It's hot. [17:30] boy     What is this? [17:33] boy     The air conditioner! And it's hot air! [17:35] boy     Who hit the heater button? [17:40] monster     Touching the control panel directly... [17:42] monster     You hate that minor task so much,     you invented the remote control to avoid it. [17:48] monster     But in exchange for that slight saving of time, [17:51] monster     you also invite a great threat... [17:54] monster     Air conditioners that can't cool in the summer! [17:57] monster     Video games that can't get     past the title screen! [17:59] monster     Bidet toilets that won't     stop washing your butthole! [18:02] monster     TVs locked forever on TV Tokyo! [18:07] monster     Now, let's make things a little warmer! [18:12] boys     It's hot... [18:13] boys     So hot... [18:19] yumoto     Battle Lover Kick! [18:26] yumoto     You are really, really,     really, really long-winded! [18:28] yumoto     We're in a hurry, you know! [18:30] yumoto     If you don't have a remote control,     just pull the plug and consider from there! [18:34] ryuu     That was fast. [18:35] en     One hit? [18:36] atsu     It's like there was no     reason for us to be here. [18:38] io     Seriously. [18:39] yumoto     Okay! Let's finish this quick! [18:42] monster     I don't think so! [18:46] four     He stopped! [18:50] monster     Did you forget I'm the     Remote Control Monster? [18:55] yumoto     My body's moving on its own! [18:57] monster     You are but a puppet that moves     as my remote control dictates! [19:06] ---     Gulp! [19:07] monster     C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon! [19:13] monster     C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon! [19:17] wombat     Shut up! [19:19] yumoto     Now! [19:20] yumoto     Love Attack! [19:29] yumoto     Love Shower! [19:37] monster     So I was also a mere puppet under their control? [19:42] monster     From now on, I should follow my own will... [19:49] yumoto     Love is over! [19:51] atsu     I'm so done objecting to that. [19:53] en     Hey, this is Sousa Enkaku from class 3-B. [19:56] atsu     So the monsters are being     controlled by someone? [20:00] ryuu     Who could it be? [20:01] io     Hey! We have to get back, quick! [20:03] yumoto     Oh, no! [20:08] kino     What should we do? [20:10] taz     For the time being... [20:17] yumoto     Mr. Tawarayama! Have you come to? [20:21] yumoto     How do you feel? [20:22] tawara     Ah, hello, my friends. I feel fine. [20:26] yumoto     That is a fine thing to hear. [20:28] ryuu     Why are they talking like     they're in a period drama? [20:30] io     Who knows? [20:31] yumoto     Mr. Tawaramura, this is     Kinosaki-san and Tazawa-san, [20:35] yumoto     who took care of you while you were out. [20:38] tawara     So you are my Florence Nightengales? [20:41] kino     N-No... [20:43] en     We fooled them completely... I guess? [20:45] atsu     I dunno. [20:46] yumoto     I know! A picture! Let's take a picture! [20:49] yumoto     Gora! Come here a minute! [20:52] gora     What is it, Yumoto? [20:54] kino     The Village of the Eight Tombs! [20:55] yumoto     Take our picture for us! [20:58] gora     Sure. [20:59] yumoto     Let us borrow that. [21:01] gora     Okay, I'm taking it. [21:02] yumoto     Go for it! [21:03] gora     One, two... snap! SIGN    Earth Defense Club Defending the Teacher [21:11] kusa     What is this? [21:13] ari     "The heartwarming bonds that     unite the teachers and students [21:16] ari     of Binan High School," apparently. [21:18] kusa     What nonsense. [21:20] kusa     And why are they dressed like this? [21:22] kusa     It's the height of vulgarity. [21:24] gero     Although it seems to have     gotten quite a reaction. [21:27] kusa     A reaction? [21:28] gero     Yes, along with words of praise     from the neighborhood. [21:34] ari     What shall we do, Kinshiro? [21:37] ari     We'll have to accept their     club application sooner or later. SIGN    By order of the     Binan High School     Student Council [21:47] gero     Oh, it's upside down. [21:50] kino     Our direct report [21:52] kino     went pretty well for the first stage, didn't it? [22:01] kino     Right? [23:40] io     If we get bad grades on our finals,     the Defense Club will be disbanded?! [23:44] io     And the student council is     offering me a position as treasurer? [23:48] io     Sure thing, if you pay me! [23:50] io     Next time: Love is Something     You Wear on Your Back. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Love is Something You Wear on Your Back [23:53] io     Love Making! 6 - Love is Something You Wear on Your Back Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Salmon Vegetables Hamburg Steak [00:07] yumoto     Food! Food! [00:09] en     Yumoto, this is already your third meal of the day. [00:12] yumoto     I just get so hungry after a cuddle! [00:16] yumoto     Hey, I'll take this! [00:18] atsu     Being young is an amazing thing. [00:20] en     In his case, I don't think it has     anything to do with being young. [00:24] gero     In my case, [00:25] gero     eating without a tablecloth on the table     always cuts my appetite in half, but... [00:30] gero     President, Vice President,     what about you two? [00:33] kusa     I've heard that in Europe during the Middle Ages, [00:36] kusa     they used the tablecloth to wipe their mouths. [00:39] kusa     I'm grateful that they changed     that to individual napkins. [00:43] ari     Speaking of which, [00:44] ari     it's a shame the cafeteria has     no finger bowls, don't you think? [00:46] gero     Oh, that's true. [00:48] kusa     Let's see if we can find room     for it in the Student Council funds. [00:52] yumoto     Box lunch! Box lunch! It makes me so happy! [00:56] yumoto     Box lunch! Box lunch! Steamy hot! [01:00] yumoto     You gotta eat it while it's still warm! [01:02] kusa     The existence of such base and vulgar     individuals here at Binan High School [01:07] kusa     absolutely cannot be permitted. [01:08] gero     In other words, you want to do something about [01:12] gero     the members of that Earth Defense Club thing? [01:14] kusa     You catch on quickly, Akoya. SIGN    Love is Something You Wear on Your Back SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [02:54] wom     Oh, my... [02:59] yumoto     An afternoon cuddle after lunch     makes me feel so much better! [03:01] wom     Everyone! [03:03] wom     Don't you think it's strange? SIGN    Potato Chips [03:06] en     What is? [03:07] atsu     That we pretend we don't see the cuddling? [03:10] wom     No! I mean the monsters! [03:12] yumoto     Oh? Did another one show up? [03:14] wom     Not that! [03:16] wom     Don't you think it's strange? [03:18] wom     They always seem to appear close to us. [03:22] en     Now that you mention it... [03:23] atsu     You think the enemy could     be closer than we thought? [03:26] io     It's true, they do appear awfully     frequently within our area of activity. [03:30] ryuu     Yeah, they seem to show up just     as we start talking about them. [03:37] gero     Pardon me, Defense Club members. [03:41] gero     What is that stench? [03:44] atsu     Hey, Gero-kun. Can we help you? [03:53] gero     The truth is, I came to inform you [03:55] gero     that while your group has been approved as a club, [03:59] gero     student council rule 132 states that [04:02] gero     if the club members' final exam     scores do not meet the average, [04:06] gero     your club will be dissolved. [04:08] atsu     Huh? There's a rule like that? [04:11] gero     It was just established. [04:14] gero     Well, that's all I wanted to say. [04:17] gero     That stench... [04:19] gero     Is there a dead animal here? [04:24] en     You've got the right idea. [04:28] atsu     I-Is that all you wanted? [04:31] gero     Yes. I'll be going, then. [04:35] ryuu     What are you looking at? [04:36] gero     Weren't you the one looking at me? [04:42] ryuu     Doesn't that guy have the     wrong idea about something? [04:45] io     Maybe he's interested in you, Ryuu? [04:47] ryuu     Cut that out. It's gross. [04:50] gero     What is this unpleasant sensation? [04:54] gero     Really, I wish that club would just fall apart. [04:58] wom     I cannot allow it! [04:59] wom     The Earth Defense Club,     so full of love, must not be dissolved! [05:04] en     But from their perspective,     we must seem pretty incomprehensible. [05:09] ryuu     Well, that's true. [05:10] wom     Even so, we must prevent     the club's dissolution! [05:13] yumoto     You're so passionate!     Have your needs been building up? [05:16] atsu     That's you. [05:18] wom     Silence! [05:19] wom     Listen, all of you! [05:21] wom     You absolutely must see to it that     your test scores beat the average! [05:25] wom     That is an order! [05:34] en     Ryuu, do you think     you'll do okay on the finals? [05:37] ryuu     Nah, probably not. [05:40] ryuu     You've got it good, Kinugawa-senpai. [05:42] ryuu     You always get top scores. [05:45] atsu     Well, I suppose. [05:46] atsu     But I can't get 100s like En-chan does. [05:50] ryuu     Yufuin-senpai, you've     gotten perfect scores before? [05:52] en     Yeah, when I successfully     guess the subject matter. [05:55] ryuu     So if there's no need to worry about Io... [05:58] en     I guess the real problem is Yumoto. [06:00] atsu     Yumoto's an unknown quantity, huh? [06:02] ryuu     An unknown quantity? [06:03] en     I hear that in math, he can tell the     area of a shape just by looking at it. [06:07] ryuu     Without any calculations? [06:09] en     No calculation at all. [06:11] atsu     He probably doesn't know     the equations, after all. [06:13] ryuu     Wow. [06:15] atsu     But since his way of thinking is so unique, [06:17] atsu     in subjects like Japanese, he can easily get zeroes. [06:22] yumoto     So, how's the bath? [06:24] en     Yumoto, are you going to do okay on your tests? [06:27] yumoto     I'm not motivated at all. [06:28] en     Hey, hey. [06:30] yumoto     After all, I'm inheriting the     family bath, so I don't need school! [06:35] gora     Yumoto. You must not become a man like me. [06:39] gora     A man good for nothing but chopping wood... [06:42] yumoto     Big bro... [06:43] en     Now, now. It's because     your brother chops the wood [06:46] en     that we can enjoy the baths, after all. [06:49] atsu     But isn't Kurotama Bath's selling point     that it runs off a free-flowing hot spring? [06:55] atsu     So it shouldn't really need firewood, right? [06:58] ryuu     Then what does he chop wood for? [07:01] yumoto     Why do you, big bro? [07:07] yumoto     I think the screws in my     brother's head might be loose. [07:10] en     You're one to talk. [07:11] yumoto     Hey. Speaking of screws, do you     know why they're called "screws"? [07:18] ryuu     Because you screw them in? [07:19] yumoto     Oh, I see! [07:21] yumoto     They're screws because you screw them in. [07:23] en     You mean that wasn't a quiz,     just a normal question? [07:25] yumoto     That's amazing! [07:27] yumoto     Ryuu-senpai, you're amazing! [07:30] yumoto     The riddle I've been puzzling over     since third grade is solved! [07:32] yumoto     Yay! Yay! I did it! [07:33] ryuu     That's too long to puzzle over something! Look it up! [07:41] boy     Naruko-senpai gets good grades     and he's rich. He's amazing. [07:45] boy     He pretty much has no faults at all! [07:48] boy     H-Hey. [07:57] itsu     My name is Itsumo Ichiban. SIGN    Itsumo Ichiban [07:59] itsu     As my name implies, my grades are "always #1." [08:03] itsu     But people still find me creepy because they say I sound dumb when I talk. [08:08] itsu     I don't particularly care, though. [08:10] boy     You know, Itsumo-senpai gets good grades, [08:13] boy     but isn't the way he talks kinda odd? [08:14] boy     I think he's got just one screw loose. [08:17] itsu     What do you mean, "kinda odd"? [08:19] itsu     If you think I'm creepy, just say I'm creepy. [08:21] itsu     And why would you say "just one screw"? [08:24] itsu     Why be so specific about that? [08:25] io     He talks to himself an awful lot. [08:26] itsu     Gets under my skin... [08:29] io     Oh, is that the time? I've got to hurry. [08:33] gero     Oh, pardon me. [08:38] gero     I've been wondering... [08:41] gero     Why does a man of your caliber     associate with that bunch? [08:45] io     Are you talking to me? [08:48] gero     Of course. [08:50] gero     Someone like you would fit     right in with the student council. [08:54] io     Is there any profit in listening to this? SIGN    Student Council Room [09:02] gero     And so, I think the student council     requires a head accountant [09:06] gero     who's an expert in modern finance. [09:08] gero     In other words, a treasurer. [09:12] ari     It's true that we're dealing     with large sums of money here. [09:16] kusa     So, do you have any candidates? [09:19] kusa     They must have both the     intelligence and refinement [09:21] kusa     suitable to our student council. [09:23] gero     Yes, I have one. [09:32] io     Me? Become the student council's treasurer? [09:34] gero     I don't think it's a bad deal at all. [09:36] ari     Of course, we know you're     involved in the Defense Club, too. [09:39] ari     We don't expect you to answer right away. [09:41] io     No, I'll join. [09:44] io     If it will make me a profit. [09:47] kusa     To ask for money in exchange for a     position on the sacred student council... [09:52] kusa     But that's interesting. [09:54] kusa     Then we will pay you adequate compensation. [09:58] itsu     I'm always #1 in my grade,     so why is it #2 Naruko instead of me? [10:03] itsu     I can't understand it... [10:06] gero     Now, even if they manage     to clear the test hurdle, [10:09] gero     the Defense Club will be     left with four members. SIGN    Wombat     Born November 30th      (converted to Earth calendar)     Blood Type A (probably) / Sagittarius     Hobby: World peace     Likes: Love, spinach [10:19] teach     Okay, start your tests. [10:23] ryuu     Okay! Let's do this! [10:25] io     Didn't you say you were tired before? [10:27] ryuu     I am tired, but I won't sleep well if     the club is dissolved because of me. [10:34] itsu     It gets under my skin so bad... [10:36] itsu     He's the one person I can't lose to. [10:39] itsu     Of course, I'm going to be #1 like always... [10:43] teach     Itsumo, something wrong? SIGN    Combined Finals Rankings [10:53] student     Hey, what are you doing? [10:55] student     No pushing! What's with you? SIGN    Score Masatou Mu Zuruwaki Chitsugi Takashin Matsuji Itsumo Ichiban Naruko Io Name [10:58] itsu     Wh-What is this?! [11:00] itsu     Th-This must not happen! [11:04] itsu     H-He makes money and gets #1, [11:07] itsu     while I do nothing but study and get #2... [11:10] itsu     It's unforgivable! [11:18] kusa     Are you all right, Lord Zundar? [11:21] zun     There. [11:23] zun     He will be our target this time! SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [11:27] yumoto     Oh, wow! [11:28] yumoto     I got another zero in Japanese! [11:31] en     That's okay, it was within expectations. [11:33] wom     How'd you do, Zaou-san? [11:35] ryuu     To be frank, I didn't reach average in anything. [11:39] en     It's okay. [11:40] en     Naruko's high grades mean our     second year guys averaged out. [11:44] ryuu     Thank you, Io! [11:46] wom     Kinugawa-san, how about you? [11:49] atsu     I got about 30 points     over the average, I suppose. [11:52] ryuu     Which means... [11:53] atsu     That doesn't completely cover for Yumoto's zero. [11:55] atsu     So we still haven't reached average... [11:59] wom     Which means everything's     riding on Yufuin-san's results... [12:03] atsu     Did you guess the subject matter right? [12:07] en     Right on the mark! [12:09] wom     I-Incredible! [12:10] ryuu     That's our Yufuin-senpai! [12:12] ryuu     You're a guy who can do it when it counts! [12:14] yumoto     Can I take these? [12:16] en     What would you do with them? [12:18] yumoto     Keep them as heirlooms. [12:19] en     You don't have to do that. [12:21] atsu     Well, this is a relief, though. [12:23] atsu     Now the club won't be dissolved. [12:25] wom     Oh, I'm so relieved! [12:27] io     Hey there. [12:28] ryuu     Hey, Io! Looks like our club won't be dissolved. [12:33] io     That's great to hear. [12:35] io     Oh, but I'm quitting the Defense Club. [12:39] io     They said they'd provide me with compensation, [12:40] io     so I decided to join the student council. [12:43] io     Considering my side business, [12:44] io     I won't have any time left for club activities, [12:46] io     so I thought I'd just quit. [12:49] io     So, that said, I'll be going now. [13:00] ryuu     Hang on, Io! [13:02] io     Is something wrong? [13:05] ryuu     "Is something wrong," my ass!     What's this all about? [13:10] io     It means that money is important. [13:13] io     Money doesn't betray. [13:16] ryuu     But you do betray?! [13:25] en     I guess this screams "youth." [13:28] yumoto     Did something happen? [13:30] wom     This is an emergency situation! [13:33] atsu     Even though we cleared the test hurdle, [13:34] atsu     if Io quits, the club will be dissolved [13:37] atsu     for no longer having five members. [13:41] wom     Oh, sole mio! [13:43] wom     What should we do?! [13:46] yumoto     It's here! A monster! [13:48] monster     Screw screw screw... [13:50] monster     Screw screw screw... [13:53] yumoto     It's saying "screw"!     That must be a Screw Monster! [13:57] en     Another odd one... [13:58] atsu     I can't tell by looking at it     whether it's strong or weak. [14:01] wom     Now, everyone, transform! [14:04] yumoto     Oh, but should we call Io-senpai? [14:06] ryuu     No need for that! [14:09] ryuu     We don't need Io here.     I could beat that monster by myself! [14:12] ryuu     Let's go! [14:13] yumoto     Wow, you're raring to go! I'll follow you! [14:17] en     Good grief, this again? [14:19] atsu     Now, don't say that. [14:21] wom     It's time to Love Making     into the Battle Lovers! [14:24] yumoto     Love Making! [14:52] yumoto     The Sparkling Prince! [14:53] yumoto     Battle Lover Scarlet! [14:56] en     Love Making. [15:06] en     The Flashing Prince! [15:08] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [15:10] atsu     Love Making! [15:20] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [15:22] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [15:25] ryuu     Love Making! [15:35] ryuu     The Thrilling Prince! [15:36] ryuu     Battle Lover Vesta! [15:39] yumoto     Feel the power... [15:42] four     Of love! [15:45] monster     Screw screw screw! [15:49] yumoto     Hold it, Screw Monster! [15:50] monster     Screw! Screw screw! [15:54] ryuu     Okay, let's go! [15:57] ryuu     Even without Sulfur here... [15:58] ryuu     I'll face you myself! [16:00] monster     Screw screw screw! [16:03] monster     Screw! [16:05] ryuu     Darn it! [16:07] monster     Screw! [16:09] monster     I'm gonna screw you up good! [16:16] monster     Screw, screw... [16:17] monster     Tickle tickle tickle! [16:22] ryuu     Hey! Stop it! Cut that out! [16:25] monster     Tickle tickle tickle! [16:27] en     What's with that monster? [16:30] atsu     Its attacks are so stupid. [16:32] yumoto     Maybe, being a screw monster,     it's got just one screw loose? [16:38] yumoto     Vesta's crying! [16:40] atsu     Yeah, being tickled makes     him cry for some reason. [16:44] en     That's just humiliating. [16:48] io     Being that ticklish... [16:50] io     He's playing right into the enemy's hands! [16:58] io     Love Making. [17:08] io     The Roaring Prince! [17:10] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [17:14] yumoto     Darn you... [17:19] io     Take your filthy hands off him. [17:22] atsu     Battle Lover Sulfur! [17:24] io     I will not tolerate you touching Vesta! [17:27] monster     Screw? [17:28] yumoto     So cool! [17:47] itsu     Th-That hurt... [17:49] yumoto     Did you see that? [17:50] yumoto     Even if Vesta fails,     Sulfur will cover for him! [17:54] yumoto     When the two of them are     together, they're unbeatable! [17:56] yumoto     That's the kind of team we are! [17:59] en     Are you in any place to talk? [18:00] atsu     You're the one we have     to cover for most of all. [18:02] yumoto     You should make friends, too! Don't be alone! [18:06] monster     I-I would if I could... [18:10] yumoto     In that case, I'll be your friend! [18:14] yumoto     Okay, let's go! [18:17] en     Flash, Purifying Aqua! [18:19] atsu     Pierce, Gallant Hurricane! [18:22] atsu     Roar, Raging Gaia! [18:24] ryuu     Thrill, Blazing Ignit! [18:39] yumoto     Love Attack! [18:50] yumoto     Love Shower! [19:00] monster     Thank you for being my friend... [19:05] monster     I'm so happy. [19:11] yumoto     Love is over! [19:18] ari     I can't believe we lost. [19:22] gero     Battle Lovers... [19:23] gero     You'll pay! [19:25] gero     You will never get away with this! [19:27] atsu     Is that... our enemy? [19:29] ryuu     Their faces are blurred out, though.     Their voices, too. [19:34] io     Does that mean they have the same     advanced camouflage skill we do? [19:40] ryuu     Some outfits. [19:42] en     Looks like a cosplay contest. [19:44] atsu     They're probably saying the same about us. [19:47] gero     You people are lacking in beauty.     Too lacking in beauty! [19:51] yumoto     What's with you guys? Who are you? [19:54] kusa     How rude of us. [19:57] kusa     The Golden Chevalier, shining in radiance! [19:59] kusa     Aurite! [20:01] ari     The Silver Chevalier, rustling young leaves! [20:03] ari     Argent! [20:05] gero     The Pearl Chevalier, making flowers bloom! [20:08] gero     Perlite! [20:10] trio     We are the rulers of this blue world... [20:13] trio     Caerula Adamas! [20:16] yumoto     Kaeru (frog)? [20:18] ari     Well, shall we leave it at that for now? [20:22] gero     Commanders can't be     expected to fight, after all. [20:24] kusa     The next time we meet will be the end of you. [20:28] kusa     You'd do well to prepare for it. [20:33] atsu     They introduced themselves then left... [20:35] en     Lucky us. You can't talk     to people like that anyway. [20:40] ryuu     Weren't you a bit late? [20:41] io     I'm sorry. [20:43] io     I was calculating the profit margin     I'd achieve if I joined the student council. [20:47] ryuu     So, which did you determine was more profitable? [20:50] io     I can't tell you that. [20:53] ryuu     You should be able to do a calculation     like that in your head immediately! [20:55] yumoto     I guess we're back to normal, huh? [20:57] ryuu     What took you so long?! [20:57] en     Let's go home. I'm tired. [20:58] io     Well, figuring in the rate of     fluctuation made it difficult... [20:59] atsu     I want to get changed. [21:02] wom     Well, that settles that! [21:11] gero     So, in the end, Naruko-kun turned us down. [21:14] ari     So the Defense Club will continue on? [21:16] kusa     Enough. This topic is not suitable for lunchtime. [21:20] yumoto     Box lunch! Box lunch! It makes me so happy! [21:24] yumoto     Box lunch! Box lunch! [21:26] yumoto     You gotta eat it while it's still warm! SIGN    Kurotama Bath [21:34] yumoto     How's the water feel? [21:35] en     It's perfect. [21:37] yumoto     Big bro! He says the water's perfect! [21:40] atsu     No, but really, this is a natural hot spring. [21:44] atsu     He's not preserving the     heat by chopping wood... [21:46] ryuu     To be honest, there's     zero point in chopping wood. [21:48] io     I don't understand him at all. [21:50] yumoto     No, when I look at my     big brother's back, I know. [21:54] yumoto     He's not a man good for     nothing but chopping wood. [21:56] yumoto     Chopping wood is just what he loves! [21:59] yumoto     I want to become a man who throws     himself into what he loves, just like him. [23:40] wom     Just because it's summer,     you're going to the beach? Really... [23:43] wom     Just what do you think your     duty as the Battle Lovers is?! [23:47] wom     What? Mr. Tawarayama is missing! [23:50] wom     Next time: Love, Training Camp,     and Toothbrushes. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Love, Training Camp, and Toothbrushes [23:53] wom     Love Making! 7 - Love, Training Camp, and Toothbrushes Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Binan High School Sakashita [00:08] yumoto     The other guys sure are late! [00:10] en     What's with his outfit? [00:13] atsu     Makes it hard to shout, "Sorry     for the wait!" and run up to him. [00:15] ryuu     He's a grade schooler. A grade schooler     who can't wait to get to the ocean. [00:18] io     Actually, you can't ride a train     without a shirt on, can you? [00:22] io     It's criminal indecent exposure. [00:24] ryuu     We don't have a choice. Let's get him dressed. [00:28] yumoto     You're late, senpai! [00:30] en     No, we've been here a while. [00:32] en     We just didn't have the     courage to call out to you. [00:35] ryuu     Anyway, put something on. [00:37] atsu     By the way, where's Wombat? [00:39] wombat     My, my! Sorry for the wait, everyone! [00:42] en     Oh, he's here. [00:43] yumoto     Wom-san! [00:44] atsu     Even in this heat, you want to handle him? [00:47] yumoto     The urge to cuddle isn't restricted by the season! [00:51] atsu     That sounds rough. SIGN    Love, Training Camp, and Toothbrushes [02:34] yumoto     So good! Kakinotane are so good! [02:38] atsu     It's been hot every day.     Will Mr. Tawarayama be okay? [02:41] wom     Of course, that's why I brought him. [02:44] ryuu     The FX again? [02:45] io     No, I'm checking out an online lodging service. [02:49] io     You should be able to get a discount     if you register your email address. [02:53] ryuu     That's our Io. [02:54] en     Remind me. [02:56] en     Why did we end up going to a training     camp in this terrible heat, again? [03:00] atsu     Hey, come on. SIGN    Active Summer     Travel! [03:04] en     Hey. Let's go to the ocean. [03:07] both     Ocean! [03:10] en     Oh, really? I proposed it? [03:12] yumoto     What's wrong with a training camp? [03:15] yumoto     It's the ocean! The ocean! [03:16] atsu     There'll be a hot spring there, too. [03:18] ryuu     No female presence, though. [03:20] gero     The peasants do love their trains, don't they? [03:22] gero     But a limousine is so much more luxurious. [03:24] ari     I think they take trains because they don't     have limousines, not because they like it. [03:28] gero     Really? [03:29] gero     But I still don't like traveling by train. [03:33] gero     What about you, President? [03:34] kusa     I have no objection to traveling by train. [03:37] kusa     However, it should at least be chartered. [03:40] gero     That's right. [03:41] gero     Would you like some special selection Kakinotane? [03:44] kusa     I would. [03:46] yumoto     Ocean! [03:49] yumoto     It's the ocean! The ocean! [03:50] ryuu     We know. You don't have to shout. [03:53] en     Well, you've got the blinding     sun and the white sand, but... [03:57] en     Is it just my imagination,     or is something a bit odd? [04:03] ryuu     It's all dudes. [04:05] io     You're right. Why is it all men here? [04:08] en     Is this actually "that kind of place"? [04:11] yumoto     What's "that kind of place"? [04:12] en     Hey, Atsushi. You're the one     who chose this place, right? [04:15] yumoto     You were? [04:17] atsu     Well, see... [04:19] atsu     Let's see. Danran Beach... Danran Beach... [04:23] atsu     "Danran" as in "happy family" Beach... [04:26] atsu     I was sure it was in this area... [04:27] macho     Hey, buddy! [04:29] macho     Are you looking for a beach? [04:31] atsu     Uh, yeah. [04:32] macho     Let me show you! [04:36] atsu     Th-Thank you... SIGN    Welcome to Danran (Wild Man) Beach [04:40] atsu     It was the wrong Danran... [04:42] en     Be aware of this stuff. [04:43] atsu     Sorry. [04:44] io     The name by itself sounds very family-oriented. [04:46] ryuu     No wonder it lacks in female presence. [04:49] yumoto     So? What's wrong with this place? [04:52] yumoto     There's not too many people,     and the ocean is beautiful! [04:54] wom     My first trip to the ocean! [04:57] wom     It's a wonderful beach, isn't it? [05:15] yumoto     Ocean! [05:17] gero     This would be the perfect resort,     if not for all that vulgar noise. [05:21] gero     It's a shame, isn't it? [05:23] kusa     Clear the mind of mundane thoughts, [05:25] kusa     and you can block out even the basest of noises. [05:28] ari     That's our Kinshiro. [05:29] ari     You're strict with yourself even at a resort, eh? [05:31] [SONG] sign      Ice Beach Shop Danran Takoyaki, Yakisoba, Frankfurters [05:37] macho     Hey, buddy, you sure can put     'em down! Wanna try for another? [05:40] tawara     Let's go! Let's go! [05:41] tawra     And another for my wombat! [05:43] wom     Squeak! Squeak! [05:45] macho     So cute! [05:47] yumoto     I want to cuddle him, too... [05:49] host     Hello there. [05:51] host     Well, cutie pie, have you decided on your order? [05:55] yumoto     Wow! You're so cool, Miss... [05:59] yumoto     Umm... Mister? [06:00] host     "Miss" is just fine. [06:02] yumoto     Got it! Then I'll have a rainbow frappé, Miss! [06:06] host     And is that all? [06:07] yumoto     Yeah! [06:08] host     We've got many far more amazing things. [06:12] host     Far more amazing. [06:13] yumoto     Really?! [06:15] ryuu     Is it okay to leave them like that? [06:18] en     My instincts are telling me     not to go near that place. [06:22] atsu     En-chan, I think you could fit right in. [06:25] io     You can make a favorable impression by     offering things at below market value. [06:28] atsu     Anyway, are you guys hungry? [06:30] en     Yeah. Let's go to the inn. SIGN    Inn Tamakuro Bath [06:35] yumoto     Tamakuro Bath? [06:36] ryuu     I'm getting an incredible sense of déjà vu. [06:38] yumoto     Yeah. It looks just like the Kurotama Bath! [06:41] atsu     This was the only place     with vacancies this weekend. [06:44] en     This doesn't feel fresh at all. [06:46] io     Are they cutting corners? [06:47] atsu     Don't say that! [06:51] wom     Well, shall we get going? [06:56] yumoto     Sleepover! [06:57] yumoto     We owe you for a night's stay and a meal! [07:00] en     Not bad, eh? [07:01] ryuu     But isn't it a bit small for all of us? [07:03] io     No. We'll only be sleeping here,     so it should be fine. [07:06] en     Yeah. [07:12] kusa     Not bad, I'd say. [07:13] ari     I'm sorry it's so small.     It's the only room they had left. [07:16] gero     We each have our own bedroom, right? [07:18] ari     Of course. [07:19] gero     Then there's no problem! SIGN    Men SIGN    Large     Bath [07:23] en     Nothing new here, either. [07:25] io     In fact, it's exactly what we always do. [07:27] ryuu     Doesn't feel like we've traveled at all. [07:29] atsu     Sorry. [07:31] en     It's not your fault, Atsushi. [07:32] io     This actually makes it more relaxing. [07:34] ryuu     Isn't it funny how similar it looks? [07:36] en     There may even be other similarities. [07:38] yumoto     If I open this door... [07:40] yumoto     Maybe my brother Goro will be there! [07:42] atsu     No way. [07:43] yumoto     There! [07:45] yumoto     Wow! [07:46] yumoto     An open-air bath! [07:47] wom     What?! [07:50] en     An unexpected development. [07:51] atsu     Want to check it out? [07:52] en     Of course. [07:54] en     This is nice! [07:55] ryuu     They should have a sign out for this. [08:01] io     Everyone! [08:03] io     There's been an incident. [08:04] yumoto     A murder?! [08:06] atsu     Now, now. This isn't Detective C*nan. [08:08] yumoto     I guess... [08:09] io     Someone has used my toothbrush! [08:14] ryuu     Toothbrush? [08:15] io     Yes. [08:16] io     My toothbrush! [08:26] io     This is a criminal act. [08:29] io     It can be called nothing but a criminal act! [08:32] io     This was no mistake. [08:34] io     Someone used my toothbrush on purpose! [08:37] en     No, no, it was probably just a mistake. [08:40] ryuu     That's right. You're overthinking it, Io. [08:42] io     Are you sure? [08:44] io     If any of you were in my position right now, [08:46] io     you would be able to understand this     unparalleled feeling of discomfort! [08:50] io     Try to imagine it. [08:52] io     Someone has intentionally used your toothbrush. [08:55] io     What's more, they didn't even wash it afterwards. [08:57] io     They treated it coarsely, as if they wanted     the victim to discover the signs of its use! [09:01] atsu     I probably wouldn't like that. [09:02] en     Yeah, I wouldn't like it. [09:04] ryuu     There are only men here, after all. [09:06] wom     It wasn't me! [09:08] en     What's with the sudden flag? [09:10] wom     I'm merely telling the truth. [09:12] wom     First of all, I'd never do such a monstrous     thing with Mr. Tawarayama right here. [09:17] atsu     But you're just controlling him, aren't you? [09:19] tawara     I am absolutely not being controlled. [09:21] en     You're a corpse. [09:22] wom     I told you, he's not dead yet! [09:24] yumoto     I use an electric frog toothbrush! [09:27] io     Are you people trying to change the subject? [09:29] atsu     I haven't brushed my teeth yet. [09:31] ryuu     Same. [09:32] en     Me, either. [09:34] io     Very well. [09:35] io     Then, everyone face me and go, "Hah!" [09:39] io     "Hah!" [09:40] yumoto     Hah? [09:41] io     If you've brushed your teeth, [09:43] io     there should still be the faint scent     of toothpaste on your breath! [09:46] ryuu     That makes sense. [09:47] en     But why do you care so much if     a toothbrush or two gets used? [09:51] yumoto     I agree! [09:53] ryuu     But don't you see why     Io would feel conflicted? [09:56] ryuu     Someone used his toothbrush on purpose. [09:58] ryuu     It's like getting tricked into an indirect kiss. [10:00] yumoto     Oh, that's like when you secretly play     the recorder of someone you like, right? [10:05] io     Yes. That's exactly it. [10:07] atsu     That really would be rough. [10:09] io     It is very rough! [10:11] io     Especially if the criminal     turns out to be one of us here! [10:17] en     Really? [10:18] en     I wouldn't care that much, personally. [10:21] io     Yufuin-senpai. [10:22] io     I've noticed that all this time, [10:25] io     you've been trying to shrug this     problem off as much as possible. [10:29] io     Are you afraid of something     coming out if you're questioned? [10:33] en     Huh? Hey, what's with this vibe? [10:37] en     You're acting like I secretly used Naruko's toothbrush [10:40] en     and now I'm over the moon about it or something. [10:42] wom     It's not unthinkable. [10:45] wom     My observations tell me that you're a person [10:48] wom     who could be classified as a     loose individual in many respects. [10:53] wom     Particularly in regard to morality. [10:55] en     Hey, now. This is getting weird. [10:58] atsu     Of course, if En-chan could be called gray, [11:01] atsu     Ryuu isn't exactly pure white, either. [11:03] ryuu     Me? [11:04] atsu     Ryuu, you claim to love women, [11:06] atsu     but I've never actually seen     you with a woman before. [11:09] atsu     Let's be honest. You like Io, right? [11:12] ryuu     Gross! [11:13] ryuu     It's gross when you put it that way. [11:15] ryuu     I consider Io my buddy, so he's, I mean... [11:20] ryuu     It's not that kind of... [11:21] io     Ryuu... Was it you? [11:25] ryuu     Io... [11:27] ryuu     Okay, this really is getting weird! [11:30] ryuu     Do something, Yumoto! [11:32] yumoto     I don't see why it matters     whose toothbrush you use! [11:35] io     Stop passing the conversation to Yumoto. [11:38] io     We're getting off topic! [11:39] ryuu     Sorry. [11:40] atsu     Anyway, the question is, can we assume     that someone among us has eyes for Io? [11:46] en     You can sum it up like that,     but you're a suspect, too, Atsushi. [11:51] ryuu     That's true. [11:52] ryuu     Kinugawa-senpai, I've seen you     look at Io in a rather odd way before. [11:55] atsu     No, no, no, no... [12:00] yumoto     I'm pruning. Can we get out now? [12:04] en     Good idea. [12:08] en     They're rather close... the futons. [12:10] atsu     Yeah. [12:11] atsu     I don't know about sleeping this close     to you guys under these circumstances... [12:15] ryuu     Why are you acting like a victim here? [12:18] ryuu     Yufuin-senpai, Kinugawa-senpai,     you're both incredibly gray individuals. [12:21] io     That's right. [12:24] yumoto     But we can't sleep yet, huh? [12:27] yumoto     We should keep having fun! [12:28] yumoto     Like a pillow fight, or a test of courage! [12:31] yumoto     It's a training camp! We've gotta do it! [12:32] ryuu     You really are a grade schooler. [12:34] en     It amazes me that you can think about     having fun in these circumstances. [12:39] yumoto     Well, shall we start with the test of courage? [12:42] io     We didn't even have a     conversation, let alone a debate. [12:46] en     Yeah. [12:48] yumoto     Pass through the forest next to the inn. [12:50] yumoto     That lit-up tree is the goal! [12:54] yumoto     Everyone, do you have your map     and flashlights from the inn? [12:58] all     Yes. [13:00] atsu     We're really doing this, huh? [13:02] en     We've got lights, after all. [13:03] ryuu     Well, I don't think I could sleep with     that weird feeling hanging over us anyway. [13:07] io     I absolutely can't sleep. [13:08] io     Not until I find the culprit     who used my toothbrush. [13:12] en     But when you think about it, [13:14] en     should we have a test of courage     in these circumstances? [13:17] io     What do you mean? [13:18] en     Well, it happens a lot, you know? [13:28] en     That kind of thing. [13:30] io     I see. [13:31] ryuu     I'm not gonna hug anyone! [13:33] yumoto     Okay, let's get started! [13:35] io     Listen to what we're saying here! [13:36] atsu     Saying that to Yumoto won't do any good. [13:39] en     True. [13:45] gero     The beachside this afternoon... [13:47] gero     Is there really nothing we can do about it? [13:49] kuso     If it bothers you that much, [13:51] kuso     shall I talk to the owners and     buy up the surrounding beaches? [13:55] ari     Strong words, those are. [13:57] ari     Shall we get out of the     bath and have some tea? [14:04] atsu     It's pitch black, huh? [14:05] en     Atsushi. You're too close. [14:08] atsu     Sorry. I just got scared. [14:10] en     So he says, but I bet he got close on purpose. [14:13] atsu     Is En-chan being overly aware of my presence? [14:18] atsu     Wh-What?! [14:20] en     Sorry, I tripped over a rock. [14:23] en     Hey, Atsushi, are you eating properly? [14:26] en     Your waist is really thin. [14:28] atsu     My waist is thin? [14:30] atsu     En-chan, you really are... [14:32] en     Crap... [14:33] en     I totally should not have said that... [14:41] ryuu     Woah, scary. [14:43] ryuu     It really does feel like a ghost will show up. [14:45] io     Living people are far scarier. [14:47] io     They do things like using people's toothbrushes. [14:49] ryuu     Yeah, but still... [14:50] ryuu     I really don't handle this kind of thing well. [14:53] io     He's sticking so close to me... [14:56] io     Is Ryuu's womanizing just camouflage, after all? [15:00] ryuu     If only I were with a cute girl here... [15:03] ryuu     But then I'd want her doing this to me... [15:08] ari     Hey, I know. You want to try taking a shortcut? [15:11] ari     Huh? Kinshiro? Akoya? [15:15] [SONG] sign     Private Property     Keep Out     -Danran Resort [15:21] yumoto     Feels good! [15:23] yumoto     The cuddles that you have regardless of     who might be watching are so amazing. [15:28] wom     Th-That was awful... You beast! [15:31] yumoto     I cuddle when I want to! [15:33] yumoto     That's the condition for joining     the Battle Lovers, isn't it? [15:36] wom     I never agreed to that. [15:38] yumoto     Now, let's go! [15:39] wom     How self-serving you are... [15:48] yumoto     He's gone. [15:50] yumoto     Hey! Where are you? [15:53] yumoto     I'm gonna leave you behind! [15:55] gero     Could it be... [15:57] gero     that I'm lost? [15:59] gero     Arima will make fun of me... [16:03] kusa     I've been careless. [16:06] kusa     How could I fall behind the other two? [16:11] wom     I must have lost consciousness... [16:14] wom     M-Mr. Tawarayama?! [16:18] wom     Where did you go?! [16:20] tam     Where am I? And in a yukata, at that? [16:23] tam     I'm sure I was just preparing tests at school... [16:27] atsu     Huh? I thought I saw a flash. [16:30] en     Probably a camera. [16:32] en     I had my suspicions about him. [16:34] atsu     Who? [16:36] en     The toothbrush incident, this development... [16:38] en     It's all seemed too odd to me. [16:40] atsu     It's true that this sort of thing     would never happen normally. [16:43] en     Which means... [16:45] atsu     Wombat... [16:46] en     Let's take him to task. [16:51] taw     What's going on?! [16:57] taw     Wh-Why is this happening? [17:01] io     Did you hear something? [17:02] ryuu     Behind us, right? [17:04] io     Yes. [17:05] ryuu     A m-molester? [17:06] io     Why would you think that? [17:08] ryuu     Well, there was that "unique" beach back there... [17:11] ryuu     And we're pretty hot guys, you know? [17:13] io     Well, I suppose if I had to classify us,     we'd be on the hot side. [17:16] ryuu     Right? [17:17] ryuu     So it must have been the molester     who used your toothbrush. [17:21] ryuu     It's obvious that no one in our group     would do something like that! [17:24] io     You have a point. [17:26] ryuu     Let's catch him and take him to task! [17:28] io     Good idea. [17:29] taw     Was I dead, perhaps? [17:32] taw     My body feels rather numb,     there's not much feeling... [17:36] taw     S-Someone save me! [17:44] en     Okay, on three. [17:47] atsu     Yeah. [17:51] ryuu     Okay, on three. [17:54] io     Right. [17:55] both     One, two... [17:56] all     Three! [18:06] io     Did you catch the molester? [18:11] ryuu     Why are you guys here? [18:12] gero     Who are you calling a molester? [18:15] gero     And you're heavy! [18:17] en     Mr. President. [18:19] en     You smell nice. Fresh out of the bath? [18:22] kusa     Remove yourself from me at once! [18:24] en     Sure, sorry. [18:28] atsu     You okay? [18:32] kusa     Aside from an extreme feeling of discomfort. [18:37] io     Can you stand? [18:39] gero     I'm fine. [18:42] io     There's a leaf stuck on you. [18:45] ryuu     Why are you turning red? [18:47] gero     Sh-Shut up! [18:49] atsu     What are you doing here? [18:51] kusa     What are you all doing here? [18:53] en     Defense Club training camp. [18:55] kusa     I wasn't asking you! [18:57] ari     Huh? [18:58] ari     What's all this? [19:00] ari     What are you all doing here together? [19:01] kusa     Never mind. It's all meaningless. [19:03] kusa     I don't want to think about it. [19:05] kusa     I'm erasing it from my memory. [19:07] gero     Hey, President, wait for us! [19:10] ari     I have no idea what's going on, but bye! [19:12] io     What are they doing here? [19:14] atsu     It's a mystery. [19:16] en     There was a weird vibe to those guys, too. [19:20] yumoto     Everyone's taking so long! [19:22] yumoto     Even Wom-san ran away. [19:24] yumoto     Nothing to do. [19:26] atsu     I really do suspect Wombat, though. [19:28] en     He's an alien, after all. [19:30] ryuu     I'm still pushing the molester theory. [19:32] io     Rejected. [19:33] ryuu     Huh? [19:35] yumoto     I've been waiting forever! [19:37] ryuu     Sorry, sorry. [19:38] atsu     A lot of things happened. [19:43] taw     Are those my students? [19:46] taw     Hey! [19:55] yumoto     A monster! [19:57] yumoto     Let's Love Making! [20:00] yumoto     We are the heirs to the throne of love! [20:03] five     Battle Lovers! [20:05] yumoto     Feel the power... [20:07] five     Of love! [20:10] yumoto     Take this, monster! [20:25] wom     No! Don't do that! [20:27] yumoto     Love Attack! [20:38] taw     What's going on?! [20:49] yumoto     Huh? Mr. Tawarayama? [20:52] io     So it wasn't a monster? [20:54] ryuu     I guess Tawarayama was the monster. [20:56] atsu     To be honest, it was so dark,     I couldn't really see... [20:59] en     We kinda got carried away there. [21:01] wom     Tawarayama-san! Are you okay? [21:03] en     It's fine. He was dead already anyway. [21:06] atsu     Was this your doing? [21:08] io     If you're going to scare us,     at least do it properly. [21:10] wom     Um... [21:11] ryuu     Say "boo" or something. [21:13] io     That's too old-fashioned. [21:15] ryuu     It was just one example! [21:17] yumoto     I'm so sleepy. Let's go home. [21:21] ryuu     You're the one who wanted     to do the test of courage! [21:23] atsu     Well, let's go back anyway. [21:25] en     Yeah. [21:26] io     More importantly, I want to know     who used my toothbrush! [21:30] en     You're still stuck on that? [21:32] atsu     Let's go, Yumoto. [21:33] yumoto     Okay... [21:34] io     I will not sleep until we resolve     the matter of my toothbrush! [21:37] wom     Um... Everyone... [21:40] wom     Please help me... Please... SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [21:50] wom     They're a bit blurry from the camera shaking... [21:53] wom     But it's nice to gain new memories like this. [21:58] wom     Though things got a bit hairy at the end there. [22:02] wom     Th-This is... SIGN    Delete this photo?     Yes | No [23:40] kusa     "Friendship!" [23:41] kusa     There is nothing more     transient and fragile than this. [23:45] kusa     Now, let us sever the bonds between people, [23:48] kusa     and plunge the world into despair! [23:51] kusa     Next time: Love Wanders! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Love Wanders! [23:53] kusa     Conquest! 8 - Love Wanders Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Keep out! [00:10] komi     My name is Komi Shou. SIGN    Komi Shou [00:13] komi     I'm a second year student at Binan High School, [00:15] komi     but for certain reasons, I became a shut-in. SIGN    12. Anonymous Shut-in     I hate it when people talk to     me when I'm clearly reading SIGN    22. Anonymous Shut-in     It's funny how they     always come late to meetings SIGN    23. Anonymous Shut-in     My friend's really picky     about food, won't eat any meat SIGN    32. Anonymous Shut-in     >>23     He probably has another     reason for that, right? SIGN    50. Anonymous Shut-in     Everyone around me are good people.     They're all working really hard. SIGN    51. Anonymous Shut-in     Oh, that's cool ^^ SIGN    65. Anonymous Shut-in     Friends are a pain in the ass anyway.     I cut myself off from them (lololololol) [00:23] komi     Are you me? SIGN    65. Anonymous Shut-in     Friends are a pain in the ass anyway.     I cut myself off from them (lololololol) SIGN    168. Anonymous Shut-in     >>65     Good for you, loner SIGN    67. Anonymous Shut-in     >>65     Mop up those tears SIGN    69. Anonymous Shut-in     Don't get desperate on us... SIGN    71. Anonymous Shut-in     >>65     You should probably take     another look at yourself SIGN    72. Anonymous Shut-in     What happened, anyway? SIGN    79. Anonymous Shut-in     Probably nothing.     I bet he's just sulking. SIGN    83. Anonymous Shut-in     Bet his friends were relieved, too. SIGN    84. Anonymous Shut-in     True [00:35] komi     Damn it! Damn it! [00:36] komi     Who needs friends?!     I'm better off without them! [00:41] komi     I don't need... [00:49] ari     Good evening. [00:53] komi     I-I-Intruders! [00:55] kusa     We are not intruders. [00:57] zun     We are conquerors! [00:59] zun     Now, release the Zundar Needle! [01:04] trio     Donum! [01:14] komi     I... I'll tear it all apart... [01:17] komi     That friendship crap... [01:19] komi     I'll tear it limb from limb! SIGN    Love Wanders [03:02] en     Damn, if I'm late today,     I'll get called to the faculty office. [03:06] atsu     So run faster, then! SIGN    Delicious Life Campaign♥ [03:09] en     Hey, sorry. Hang on a minute. [03:12] en     I'm gonna buy some bread. [03:13] atsu     Oh, what the heck? SIGN    Delicious Life Campaign♥ [03:16] atsu     I'm going on without you! SIGN    Fresh-Baked Cream Bread [03:42] en     Don't leave me behind! [03:44] atsu     You scared me! [03:45] en     I felt so alone! [03:46] atsu     But I was going to be late! [03:48] en     So you're saying you don't care if I'm late? [03:50] atsu     But that's why I waited. [03:51] en     You didn't wait! You went! [03:53] atsu     I waited by walking slowly! [03:56] atsu     What's with you? This is a     weird thing to pick a fight over. [03:59] en     You've been really cold lately. [04:02] atsu     What are you basing that on? [04:04] atsu     Didn't we have the most fun in history     together over summer vacation? [04:07] en     Or maybe we actually got a little too close? [04:10] atsu     Why are you talking like such a pain in the ass? [04:12] en     That's right. [04:14] en     I guess I am a pain in the ass. [04:17] atsu     What's with you, En-chan? [04:18] atsu     Did you eat some poisonous     mushrooms or something? [04:21] en     Just... [04:22] en     Stay away from me. [04:24] ---     Hey... [04:25] atsu     Wait! [04:26] en     Don't come this way! [04:27] atsu     I have to! I'm going to school, too! [04:35] teach     Kinugawa, you're late. [04:36] atsu     Oh, sorry. [04:38] teach     Anyway, never forget to check your own work. [04:41] teach     But at the same time, be prompt in— [04:43] atsu     Teacher! My stomach hurts,     so I'm going to the nurse's office! [04:46] teach     Right after you got here?! [04:47] atsu     Did I do something wrong? [04:53] en     Not really. [04:55] atsu     Then is there a reason you said that stuff? [04:58] en     Not really. [04:59] atsu     Is it because the last time you came over, [05:01] atsu     I spent the whole time doing a jigsaw puzzle? [05:03] en     Not really. [05:04] atsu     "Not really" doesn't tell me anything. [05:09] atsu     Hey, c'mon! [05:10] en     Just leave me alone already! [05:12] en     It's really suffocating when you do that! [05:18] atsu     Fine. [05:29] yumoto     Box lunch! Box lunch! SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [05:35] en     Disappear! [05:39] en     Someone kill me! [05:39] ryuu     Hey, what are you standing there for? [05:42] ryuu     Whoa, what's he doing? [05:43] io     Is this a new exercise of some kind? [05:46] four     A fight?! [05:48] ryuu     With Kinugawa-senpai,     who you're always so close with? [05:50] io     How come? [05:51] en     I don't know. Maybe it's menopause? [05:54] io     Your face does look old,     but isn't it a bit early for that? [05:56] en     They say men go through     menopause too, you know. [05:58] ryuu     You're not even sure if you're     done with puberty yet. [06:00] en     Oh, I want to disappear! [06:02] ryuu     See, that kind of thing is definitely puberty. [06:04] yumoto     Why not just say you're sorry and make up? [06:08] en     It's nice that you can     take everything so lightly. [06:10] wom     I agree that a prompt     apology is the best strategy! [06:14] wom     Spaces without love render the heart empty! [06:17] en     Even Wombat is lecturing me... [06:22] en     That pitch... He's coming! [06:28] ryuu     Yo. [06:29] io     Hello there. [06:30] atsu     Hey. [06:31] yumoto     Lunch? [06:32] yumoto     I'm about to get started, too! [06:34] ryuu     Yeah, on your second. [06:40] atsu     No, I'll eat in the cafeteria today. [06:42] atsu     I just came to pick up something I forgot. [06:44] atsu     Later. [06:46] yumoto     Hey, is it true you had a     fight with En-chan-senpai? [06:50] both     Right to the point?! [06:52] atsu     I don't know about a fight.     I think he's just sulking. [06:58] yumoto     Then you should go offer to     make up with him, Atsushi-senpai! [07:04] atsu     I'd better pass for now. [07:07] atsu     Sometimes it's best to let sleeping dogs lie. [07:12] en     Are you really okay with that?! [07:15] atsu     En-cha— [07:15] en     You should care more about me!     Be more persistent! [07:18] atsu     That's totally different     from what you said before! [07:19] en     You're really cold for someone     whose name means "warm," you know. [07:22] atsu     Don't bring my name into this!     I'm really worried about you! [07:24] ryuu     Hey, hey... [07:24] atsu     Am I suffocating you, or do you     want me to care more? Which is it? [07:26] en     Both! Humans are contradictory, after all! [07:30] atsu     That's a pain in the ass! [07:31] en     Yeah, that's right! [07:32] yumoto     Hey, c'mon, cut it out! [07:34] atsu     Don't worry, Yumoto.     It's between me and En-chan. [07:38] en     That's just it. [07:39] en     Why can't you be that     thoughtful with me, I wonder? [07:42] atsu     I'm trying to be nice to you, too. [07:45] en     Is that so? [07:46] en     I know the excitement you show in     the emails you send to me and Yumoto [07:51] en     are on totally different levels! [07:56] en     Your replies to me are always     less than five words long! [07:58] atsu     Unlike yours, Yumoto's emails [08:00] atsu     aren't just bare-bones random     sentences with no punctuation! [08:03] atsu     Plus, they come attached     with excited emoticons! [08:05] atsu     Don't you think I should     respond to that in kind? [08:08] atsu     By the way, have you been     stealing my phone to look at it?! [08:08] en     The presence or absence of     emoticons shows your favoritism! [08:11] en     Send me emails with emoticons sometimes! [08:13] atsu     Then send me emails of     a decent length sometimes! [08:16] atsu     So have you been looking     at my phone or not? Well? [08:16] io     I guess this is a fight, but... [08:18] en     What if I have?! [08:19] ryuu     It's the type it doesn't     pay to interfere with, right? [08:19] atsu     I'd say you're a jerk! [08:20] en     Then say it! Show your     contempt for how pathetic I am! [08:22] atsu     So you admit it, you jerk! [08:24] yumoto     U-Um, you guys... [08:27] yumoto     Why not leave it at that and have lunch? [08:29] both     No, thanks. SIGN    Binan High School [08:55] yumoto     I've got to get them to make up somehow. [08:58] ryuu     Three girls a day... No, day and night... [09:01] io     To cut my losses or not? [09:03] wom     I have it! Here! [09:07] io     Stop making noise. [09:08] ryuu     You're not cut out for that. [09:09] yumoto     Come on, everyone, think seriously! [09:12] ryuu     There are things you think seriously about? [09:14] io     Those two will probably be fine,     even if we don't worry about it. [09:18] yumoto     They won't be fine at all! [09:20] yumoto     They said they didn't even want lunch! [09:22] yumoto     You can't say you don't want food! [09:24] yumoto     It's a serious affair! [09:25] ryuu     Yeah, Yumoto never changes. [09:28] yumoto     I keep thinking, but it     just makes my head hurt! [09:31] yumoto     I'm gonna go! [09:32] wom     Where? [09:33] yumoto     To see them! [09:37] io     Such determination...     Maybe we should learn from him. SIGN    Kusatsu Kinshiro     Born September 12th     Blood Type A / Virgo     Hobbies: Archery     Likes: Sanjusangendo Temple,     Kintsuba, Amanatto [09:48] kusa     What? [09:49] kusa     Kinugawa and that guy? [09:51] ari     It seems so. [09:52] gero     Currently, Kinugawa is walking     to and from school by himself. [09:56] ari     Yufuin comes to school,     but he barely attends class, [10:00] ari     and I'm told that even when they     cross paths, they don't speak. [10:04] kusa     I see. [10:09] gero     Th-That's good, is it? [10:12] ari     However, [10:14] ari     the first year boy, Hakone Yumoto-kun, [10:17] ari     is attempting to get them to reconcile. [10:20] gero     I really dislike that little fluff-head. [10:22] gero     He appears to lack any delicacy. [10:25] zun     It seems the effects of the monster we     controlled are finally showing themselves. [10:31] zun     This time, by placing the monster in an     establishment that humans use frequently, [10:36] zun     we can distribute the negative     energy with greater efficiency. [10:40] ari     And the stronger the friendship,     the greater the effect. [10:44] gero     Fight-causing radio waves. [10:46] zun     If we continue to destroy the bonds     between those who are close... [10:51] kusa     Then we shall acquire the     wonderful world we've always wanted! [10:55] ari     It's catching. The speech pattern is catching. SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [11:00] yumoto     How am I going to get them to make up? [11:03] ryuu     If you're too persistent, won't it     just make the problem worse? [11:08] io     Just telling them to make up     over and over lacks subtlety. [11:11] yumoto     It's not just that! [11:13] yumoto     I also asked what we're going to do     about the Battle Lovers and stuff. [11:16] wom     Wh-What? [11:18] en     I quit. It's a pain in the ass. [11:20] en     Actually, it's always been a pain in the ass. [11:22] atsu     I'll help out if you really need me, [11:24] atsu     but I might not feel like     transforming for a while. [11:28] yumoto     ...they said. [11:29] wom     I've had enough! [11:31] wom     Is it always going to be one step forward     and one step back with you people?! [11:34] ryuu     It's because you forced us to transform     without giving us time to object. [11:37] wom     But to begin with,     I've been smelling it for a while. [11:40] wom     The scent of some kind of     advanced scientific technology plot! [11:44] yumoto     You're saying a monster is behind this? [11:45] wom     Bingo! [11:47] io     But we haven't received one     of those unpleasant alarms. [11:50] wom     It could be too weak to detect,     or it could be a momentary power. [11:54] ryuu     A stealth monster, huh? [11:56] yumoto     Okay! [11:57] yumoto     In that case, I'll go over the     school with a fine-toothed comb! [12:01] ryuu     Why are you so determined     to do that kind of legwork? [12:04] io     Running around randomly won't do any good. [12:06] yumoto     But if we beat the monster, they'll make up! [12:09] yumoto     I can't just stand around! [12:10] io     If we consider people who might have     been affected by this, I do have a lead. [12:15] ryuu     Kikuchi and Akutagawa from class A, right? [12:16] io     So you noticed? [12:18] ryuu     They've been arguing since that day, too, right? [12:20] yumoto     Where are you going? [12:22] io     To search for a monster. [12:24] ryuu     Using our heads. [12:29] aku     He's the one who decided to go shopping, [12:31] aku     but once he got back     from the convenience store, [12:33] aku     he got all angry, like, "what am I, your gofer?" [12:36] guy     I was reading Chanporon     at the convenience store, [12:39] guy     when he looked over at me and laughed. [12:41] guy     And it occurred to me maybe     he was actually a Makachin fan, [12:43] guy     and suddenly I couldn't stand it... [12:45] triplets     Our friend went to the convenience store and... [12:48] guy     I was at the convenience store when... [12:50] guy     It was at the convenience store. [12:52] ryuu     The enemy's a convenience store? [12:53] io     It... seems so. [12:55] yumoto     I'm gonna go check! [12:57] yumoto     Atsushi-senpai! Atsushi-senpai! [12:59] yumoto     Atsushi-sen-pai-sen! [13:01] atsu     Paisen? [13:03] yumoto     Did you go to the convenience store near     the school before your fight started? [13:07] atsu     How did you know that? [13:08] yumoto     You did?! [13:10] atsu     En-chan went in to buy some bread. [13:13] yumoto     That must be it! [13:14] yumoto     The culprit is in the convenience store! [13:16] yumoto     Spontaneous Love Making! [13:42] yumoto     The Sparkling Prince! [13:43] yumoto     Battle Lover Scarlet! [13:46] yumoto     We are the heirs to the throne of love! [13:49] yumoto     Oh, wait, it's just me! [13:52] yumoto     Atsushi-senpai, I... [13:54] yumoto     I swear I'll get you two to make up! [14:01] atsu     It was a monster, then? [14:07] yumoto     Pardon me! [14:09] owner     Welcome— [14:10] owner     Cosplay? [14:11] yumoto     Is there a monster here? [14:13] owner     A... monster? [14:14] owner     No, I'm afraid we don't carry those here. [14:17] yumoto     That's weird. This has to be the place. [14:24] owner     Oh, that's my son. [14:26] owner     He's taking time off from school... [14:29] yumoto     I've got it! [14:30] yumoto     Above the convenience store! [14:35] yumoto     This is it! Pardon me! [14:41] yumoto     What a big kotatsu... [14:46] monster     Who are you? [14:49] yumoto     Come out of there! I'm gonna love you! [14:51] monster     No! [14:53] yumoto     It's not good for you to stay locked up all day! [14:55] monster     No! [14:57] yumoto     Damn. In this case... [15:03] yumoto     Love Stick! [15:07] yumoto     Scarlet Lumiere! [15:12] ryuu     Huh? Where's Yumoto? [15:13] atsu     Is there a monster? [15:14] io     No... [15:22] yumoto     Did I go a little overboard? [15:32] en     What's that? [15:37] en     They're... [15:43] monster     Ow, ow... [15:45] monster     Th-The school... [15:49] yumoto     What? [15:50] monster     School... [15:52] monster     No! [15:55] monster     I hate school! [15:57] ryuu     Look out! [16:04] yumoto     This guy's stronger than he looks! [16:05] ryuu     And he keeps getting bigger! [16:07] io     He's the type that gets harder to     control as he gets angry, I guess. [16:11] atsu     Give back En-chan! [16:15] atsu     Epinard Hurricane! [16:21] monster     What? [16:23] atsu     Give back my can't-be-bothered, listless En-chan! [16:37] yumoto     Epinard! [16:50] io     What? [16:51] yumoto     Cerulean-senpai! [16:54] atsu     Cerulean... [16:55] en     You need to eat more! You're too light! [16:57] atsu     Huh?! [16:59] yumoto     Yay! He's back to normal     even though we haven't beaten it! [17:02] en     I'm not back! [17:04] en     I'm not back... [17:06] en     Even now, I'm really pissed off. [17:09] yumoto     Then why...? [17:11] en     I might be pissed off...     But even more than that... [17:14] en     I'm furious at myself for nearly losing     my best friend to such a stupid fight! [17:29] monster     D-Don't say "best friend"... [17:32] monster     It's embarrassing! [17:38] atsu     Cerulean! [17:40] monster     Nyah nyah! [17:41] en     What's embarrassing? [17:44] en     Yourself, because you can't     call a best friend a best friend? [17:50] monster     You piss me off! [17:56] en     You idiot! [18:00] en     Hey! [18:02] atsu     I get it. [18:03] atsu     This does make me want to pick a fight. [18:07] en     Atsushi... [18:09] atsu     But... [18:11] atsu     Not right now! [18:16] en     That's right! [18:41] atsu     Epinard Hurricane! [18:43] en     Cerulean Aqua! [18:50] monster     Why? Why didn't my radio waves work on you? [18:54] en     Hey! Use the Love Attack! [18:56] yumoto     Huh? Oh, roger that! [18:59] yumoto     Sparkle, Lumiere of Love! [19:02] en     Flash, Purifying Aqua! [19:04] atsu     Pierce, Gallant Hurricane! [19:07] io     Roar, Raging Gaia! [19:09] ryuu     Thrill, Blazing Ignit! [19:14] yumoto     This time, you two can     deal out the finishing move! [19:17] en     Okay, let's do it! [19:24] both     Love Attack! [19:38] monster     So... So cold... [19:40] monster     My blanket... [19:43] en     The cold you feel is something     no blanket can stave off. [19:47] atsu     You understand that too, don't you? [19:51] both     Love Shower! [20:00] monster     What is this sensation? [20:04] monster     Comfort... Healing... [20:06] monster     I see... so this is... love. [20:12] both     Love is over. [20:15] both     Huh? [20:16] ryuu     Isn't that the transfer student, Komi? [20:19] yumoto     You know him? [20:20] ryuu     Yeah. [20:21] ryuu     He transferred here at the end of the first term. [20:24] io     At the beginning of the second term,     he was out of school with the flu... [20:26] ryuu     And he just stopped coming after that. [20:29] io     His house is above a     convenience store, right? [20:31] en     Hey. [20:35] en     I'm really sorry! [20:37] en     I'm really, really sorry! [20:39] en     I know I wasn't myself,     but I was totally messed up! [20:41] atsu     No, no, I'm the one who should apologize. [20:43] atsu     I didn't even notice a monster was behind it. [20:45] en     No, no, it's still my fault. [20:47] atsu     No, no, I'm at fault, too. [20:49] en     No, no, no, I'm triple at fault. [20:51] atsu     No, no, I'm at fault cubed. [20:51] yumoto     I feel like everything I did was wasted effort. [20:53] en     No, no, no, no... [20:54] yumoto     Oh well! It worked out okay! [20:57] ryuu     Not a care in the world, huh? [20:58] io     Maybe we should learn from him. [21:00] en     Hey, don't cling to me. [21:02] atsu     You're heavy! SIGN    Kurotama Bath [21:10] yumoto     That's right, I've been     completely forgetting my cuddles! [21:13] yumoto     I'm sorry! [21:15] wom     I wish you'd forgotten them forever! [21:17] ryuu     Komi said his house was so old,     it was due for a remodeling anyway. [21:21] io     That's very convenient...     I mean, quite a silver lining. [21:25] ryuu     Once his house is cleaned up,     he says he'll have some friends over. [21:28] io     That's nice. [21:30] io     Even so... [21:32] en     No, no. It's my fault     for erasing your save data. [21:35] atsu     No, no. It's my fault for getting     to level 100 on a game you owned. [21:38] en     No, no. It's my fault for getting     potato chips all over your bed. [21:41] atsu     No, no. It's my fault for secretly     swapping my seat with yours in class [21:44] atsu     just because mine was wobbly. [21:45] en     What, seriously? [21:46] en     No, no. It's my fault for secretly     looking at your cell phone. [21:47] both     How long will they keep that up     before they're satisfied? [21:48] atsu     Actually, yeah. [21:49] en     Fine, I won't do it anymore. [21:51] wom     I'm done for! [21:56] atsu     En-chan, you're incredible. [21:58] en     How so? [21:59] atsu     You did something I could never do,     and totally offhanded. It's amazing. [22:02] en     What's with you? What is it you want? [22:05] en     Fruit milk? [22:06] atsu     No, I already got some. [23:41] ari     You know, people don't look at     you as much as you think they do. [23:44] ari     Not that it matters to me at all. [23:46] ari     Hey, let's eat some melon. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Love is Stronger than Pride [23:48] ari     Next time: Love is Stronger than Pride. [23:51] ari     Conquest! 9 - Love is Stronger than Pride Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Student Council Room [00:09] kusa     Arima. Be quiet. [00:11] ari     Oh, sorry. Shall I make some tea? [00:14] kusa     If I want some, I'll tell you. [00:15] gero     Is it because second term's starting? [00:18] gero     Is it because of them? [00:20] gero     Is that why you're feeling grumpy, President? [00:23] kusa     You're calling me grumpy? [00:25] kusa     Have I done something to     annoy you, Gero Akoya-kun? [00:31] gero     You only use my last name like that     when you're feeling grumpy, President. [00:36] kusa     I'm afraid you're wrong about that, Gero-kun. [00:39] ari     Oh, I know! [00:41] ari     I'll bring out the dacquoise     I've been holding on to. [00:44] kusa     No. [00:44] gero     No thank you. [00:45] ari     But at times like this... [00:47] kusa     What do you mean... [00:48] gero     ..."times like this"? [00:49] ari     Oh... Well... [00:51] both     What is it? [00:52] zun     I have had enough of this! [00:55] zun     Members of the Caerula Adamas. [00:57] zun     Our Total Conquest of Earth's Lifeforms     Project has reached a serious problem. [01:02] zun     We still have not identified the enemy, [01:04] zun     and they block every one of our plans. [01:07] kusa     Our most recent plan, as well... [01:10] kusa     It means our present strategy is not effective. [01:14] zun     Aurite is correct. [01:16] zun     I cannot afford to waste any more of     my precious Zundar Needles like this. [01:20] zun     We must fundamentally rethink our strategy. [01:23] ari     Precious? [01:24] gero     Fundamentally? [01:25] zun     That's right! [01:27] zun     Instead of waiting for them to appear,     we shall go on the offensive! [01:30] kusa     Go on the offensive? [01:33] zun     A new development awaits us! SIGN    Love is Stronger than Pride [03:15] guy     It happened before, too.     He does such weird things by himself. [03:19] guy     He really can't read the mood. [03:22] guy     Or maybe it's that he doesn't read the mood? [03:24] ---     Yeah, could be... [03:26] uri     What are they talking about? [03:28] uri     No, who are they talking about? SIGN    Makuwa Uriya [03:31] uri     What kind of person must one be [03:33] uri     to come up in their conversation? [03:35] uri     The bold type that doesn't read     the mood, but pretends he just can't? [03:38] uri     The self-centered type that can't read     the mood, but pretends he just doesn't? [03:42] uri     A hybrid between them? [03:44] uri     I only know one person like that. [03:48] uri     Someone who, despite caring what others think, [03:50] uri     views showing that interest as a sign of failure. [03:53] uri     Yes. [03:54] uri     That is... [03:56] guy     Should we go? [03:57] guy     Let's go. [04:00] uri     I know. I really do know. [04:03] uri     I'm excessively self-conscious. [04:06] uri     No one really cares what I do. [04:08] uri     No, I'm the one who's     weird for caring about that. [04:10] uri     Actually, it's caring about it that     makes me excessively self-conscious. [04:13] uri     I feel like my mind's racing in circles. [04:15] uri     Do I want to care or not? [04:17] uri     Do I want to act like I care or not? [04:19] uri     And should* I care or not? [04:21] aur     Makuwa Uriya. [04:23] arg     Monster of ego. [04:24] per     You'll make an appropriate     servant to the Caerula Adamas. [04:29] uri     What's going on? Is this a delusion? [04:32] uri     Or a prank? [04:34] uri     No, it must be a delusion. [04:35] uri     After all, I'm not exactly famous     enough to be the subject of a prank. [04:39] uri     But what if, by chance, someone films     this and the video is put on the internet, [04:40] kusa     Aurum! [04:41] ari     Argentum! [04:43] gero     Perla! [04:43] uri     and this becomes my world debut,     and I become surprisingly popular? [04:47] trio     Donum! [04:50] uri     That's right! [04:51] uri     I'm not some ordinary gourd (uri),     but a special melon! [04:54] uri     Yes, a muskmelon! SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [05:06] ryuu     Hey! [05:07] ryuu     So who came up with the name     "Earth Defense Club," anyway? [05:10] atsu     Who knows? It's been called that     since I started coming here. [05:14] ryuu     Well, not like it matters. [05:16] en     If it doesn't matter, don't ask. [05:17] ryuu     Yufuin-senpai, is that manga interesting? [05:21] en     Occasionally. [05:22] ryuu     Which means it's usually boring, then? [05:25] io     Sounds like your relationships with girls. [05:28] ryuu     Occasionally interesting. [05:30] ryuu     The memories are priceless. [05:32] io     Don't make me laugh. [05:34] en     I'm impressed you two can hang out. [05:37] ryuu     You're saying that, Yufuin-senpai? [05:39] en     What does that mean? [05:41] atsu     You mean me and En-chan? [05:43] en     Speaking of which, why     do you hang out with me? [05:47] atsu     You're asking that? [05:49] ---     Yeah. [05:50] atsu     Why...? It just went that way, I guess? [05:53] en     Wow. That's mean. [05:54] atsu     You asking me why was pretty mean, too. [05:57] en     Well, to me, Atsushi, you're basically air. [06:01] atsu     Is that a compliment? [06:02] en     It's a huge compliment. [06:04] atsu     Is it? [06:09] yumoto     Yo! [06:10] en     Why are you coming in from there? [06:12] yumoto     And down! [06:14] yumoto     I think a change of mood is a good thing sometimes. [06:16] atsu     What do you mean, change of mood? [06:18] atsu     I'd really like to hear about this. [06:20] yumoto     Just kidding. It's a joke. [06:22] yumoto     It's because Wombat ran away! [06:24] en     He should just give up and     surrender himself to you already. [06:27] yumoto     That's right! [06:29] ryuu     What do you even like about that bristly thing? [06:31] io     He stinks, too. [06:33] wom     I am not bristly, nor do I stink! [06:37] yumoto     Oh, now look! Wom-san is pouting! Poor thing! [06:42] yumoto     Well, I'm still on your side, okay? [06:45] en     But if Yumoto was chasing you,     why did you show up after he did? [06:50] atsu     And where's Mr. Tawarayama? [06:53] atsu     Did you leave him again? [06:54] wom     He's right here! [06:56] en     Hey, rigor mortis is setting in! [06:58] atsu     Who hung that bag on him? [07:00] yumoto     Oh, that's mine! [07:02] en     I wish you'd share a hundredth of the concern     you have for Wombat with Mr. Tawarayama. [07:10] wom     It's the Love Alert! [07:13] en     I'm sick of arguing about     whether we should go or not. [07:15] en     Might as well just go. [07:17] atsu     Let's zip over there and zip right back. [07:19] wom     Stop treating this like a rush job! [07:27] en     There he is! [07:29] melon     I've been waiting, Battle Lovers! [07:33] en     You, who befoul our beloved Earth! [07:36] ryuu     No justice can come from loveless power! [07:38] io     Love is all! [07:40] atsu     Live for love! Die for love! [07:43] yumoto     We are the heirs to the throne of love! [07:45] five     Battle Lovers! [07:48] yumoto     Feel the power... [07:50] five     Of love! [07:52] yumoto     Now, let's go right to the Love Attack! [07:55] melon     Why don't we have a little talk? [07:57] yumoto     A talk? About the jealousy, envy,     and inferiority you feel towards us? [08:02] melon     Yes, that might make a good theme. [08:05] melon     Jealousy, pity, and envy are three of a kind,     cooking poison in the same pot. [08:10] en     What? Is today's monster a wannabe scholar? [08:14] en     Epinard, I leave this sort of     self-sufficient type to you. [08:18] atsu     Huh? Why? [08:19] en     It seems like your strong point. [08:21] yumoto     I'll beat him down with my     unique communication skills! [08:26] atsu     You can't call it communication     if you're trying to beat him down. [08:29] atsu     First, we have to be quiet and hear his side. [08:31] yumoto     Huh? Grumble grumble. [08:33] atsu     Don't say "grumble grumble." [08:35] en     So what do you have to say? [08:39] melon     The "Andes" in "Andes melon" doesn't     refer to the Andes Mountains. SIGN    Scroll of Riddles [08:44] melon     Did you know that? [08:47] melon     The "Andes" in "Andes Melon" doesn't     refer to the Andes Mountains. [08:50] melon     The truth is... [08:51] yumoto     Yeah? Yeah? [08:53] melon     The "Prince" in "Prince melon"     doesn't refer to royalty. [08:56] melon     The truth is... [08:57] yumoto     Yeah? Yeah? [08:58] melon     Melons are not really fruit. The truth is... [09:02] yumoto     Yeah? Yeah? [09:04] melon     Are you interested? [09:06] melon     If you want to know the truth, you'll     have to come to Mt. Binan on Sunday. [09:12] melon     We shall meet again, friends of my soul! [09:15] yumoto     What, you're not gonna tell us now? [09:17] yumoto     No fair! [09:20] ryuu     The "Andes" in "Andes melon" [09:23] ryuu     comes from "anshin desu" (don't worry)     with the core (shin) removed. [09:26] ryuu     A play on the fact that it's a melon with seeds. [09:28] ---     Wow! [09:29] ryuu     The "Prince" in "Prince melon" [09:31] ryuu     is named after the group that     developed the seeds in a lab. [09:34] ---     Wow! [09:36] ryuu     "Fruit," according to the Ministry     of Agriculture and Forestry, [09:39] ryuu     is something that grows into a tree, [09:40] ryuu     whereas melons are herbaceous,     growing at the soil level, [09:43] ryuu     which makes them fruit-like vegetables. [09:45] ---     Wow! [09:47] ryuu     By the way, the "musk" in "muskmelon" [09:49] ryuu     doesn't come from the fact     that it appears to have a mask, [09:50] en     You can look up anything on     the internet nowadays, huh? [09:53] ryuu     but because it produces a     strong aroma known as "musk." [09:54] atsu     And that monster seemed so confident     as it threw those riddles at us. [09:56] ---     Wow! Wow! [09:58] ryuu     One other thing: the mesh pattern     of a muskmelon is scars! [10:02] ryuu     It's because of fractures that occur in     the rind as the fruit within is growing. [10:06] yumoto     Wow! [10:08] en     I wish the monster could have seen that "Wow!" [10:12] atsu     He probably would've been     pretty pleased with himself. [10:14] io     He probably thought he could lure     out someone like Yumoto that way. [10:19] yumoto     Lure me out? What do you mean, Io-senpai? [10:22] io     Yumoto, you really are carefree. [10:26] io     Listen to me. The enemy's plan is... [10:29] zun     To set a trap for them and strike! [10:31] zun     That is our plan this time! [10:33] kusa     We've been one step     behind them all this time. [10:36] zun     This time, we shall annihilate the enemy. [10:39] zun     It's a truly delicious idea. [10:43] ari     By the way, Lord Zundar. [10:45] ari     Is that thing you're eating right now a sn— [10:48] kusa     Is that escargot? [10:50] ari     No, it's a snail! [10:55] zun     The foods of Earth are delicious. [10:58] zun     This time, at last, our victory is assured! [11:02] wom     An ambush?! [11:04] wom     What a lovelessly dirty trick! [11:07] ryuu     Regardless of the ambush,     just getting there would be a pain. [11:11] yumoto     You mean you guys aren't planning to go? [11:15] ryuu     You're saying you are planning to go? [11:16] yumoto     Well, he did say, "We shall meet again!"     We solved his melon riddles, but still... [11:21] ryuu     How far are you willing     to go to humor someone? [11:23] en     It's not like we told him we'd go, so we're safe. [11:26] io     That's right. [11:28] ---     What? [11:28] wom     Wait a minute! [11:30] wom     The heirs to the throne of love,     the Battle Lovers, can't simply— [11:33] en     But it'll be tiring, and baths cost money. [11:36] atsu     You can't spend money you don't have. [11:40] io     Why are you looking at me? [11:42] en     I think Wombat's trying to     ask you to pay our way there. [11:46] io     Now, look... [11:47] ryuu     If you try to borrow money from Io,     your friendship with him is over. [11:51] wom     In this situation, I suppose that cannot be helped. [11:54] wom     In the name of love— [11:55] io     Are you saying friendship isn't love?! [11:59] kino     In that case, I know a very good way! SIGN    Arima Ibushi     Born November 10th     Blood Type AB / Scorpio     Hobbies: Backgammon     Likes: Gardening,     carbonated rice crackers [12:10] ryuu     Ugh, it's you! Where did you come from? [12:13] kino     How rude of me! [12:14] kino     I overheard your conversation. [12:17] en     Overheard...? [12:19] kino     If you're having money troubles, [12:21] kino     our Press Society feels it is of     pressing urgency to come to your aid! [12:27] atsu     Press Society... [12:28] ryuu     ...and pressing urgency? [12:30] en     Was that a joke? [12:31] kino     We have a very good idea. [12:33] kino     A surefire way to make a fortune in no time! [12:36] yumoto     What is it? [12:37] kino     Do you remember? [12:39] kino     Our Press Society published your Earth     Defense Club activities on the internet. [12:44] atsu     Well, yeah... [12:46] en     That's right, that did happen. [12:48] kino     That article was a big hit! SIGN    Yumoto-kun's cuuuuuute! SIGN    Yes, he's an angel! SIGN    En is way too hot SIGN    Atsushiiiiiiiiii [12:51] kino     Right now, you all are internet idols! SIGN    Io-kun Io-kun Io-kun Io-kun SIGN    Yumoto-kun Yumoto-kun Yumoto-kun SIGN    I love glasses! [12:54] all     Huh?! [12:56] atsu     Internet idols? [12:57] atsu     Isn't that term a little vague? [13:01] en     I know the words "internet" and "idols," [13:03] en     but when you put them together,     suddenly it all feels very indeterminate. [13:07] kino     Don't think about it too hard! [13:09] kino     The point is, you're popular! [13:13] kino     I've received a lot of requests for more     coverage of that five-man hottie group! [13:19] yumoto     You want us to do something     to Mr. Tawarayama again? [13:22] kino     No, no, no! I'm speaking more of gravure. [13:27] all     Gravure?! [13:28] kino     If you agree to be my models... [13:33] kino     I could probably pay you this much. [13:36] atsu     No way! [13:37] io     That's not possible!     Are you trying to scam us? [13:40] kino     Do not underestimate your own popularity! [13:43] kino     If you sell well, I might be     able to pay you even more! [13:46] yumoto     Wow! [13:48] kino     Then, first, take these. [13:54] taz     Good! Good! Yumocchan, you're amazing! [13:58] yumoto     Oh, am I? [13:59] taz     Magnum! [14:01] taz     Great shot! [14:02] taz     Perfect! [14:03] en     Was the Press Society photographer     always that kind of character? [14:06] taz     A little bit of blur... [14:08] kino     And now, the rest of you! [14:18] taz     Good! Nice! Yes, straighter! [14:20] taz     Right! Good! [14:21] en     Wait! This is all just cosplay! [14:25] kino     It's part of a plan to put pictures of the     Earth Defense Club wearing various costumes [14:29] kino     in calendars and sell them like hotcakes! [14:32] en     Who would buy something like that? [14:34] atsu     You know, it's like those calendars with     burly firemen and athletes in various poses. [14:39] ryuu     I've heard of those. [14:40] io     I feel vaguely like I've sold my soul. [14:44] kino     Money talks, even in hell. [14:47] kino     Well, would you like your receipt? [14:50] kino     As thanks for the photos. [15:01] yumoto     Those Press Society guys are really great! [15:03] yumoto     These rice balls are delicious! [15:05] yumoto     Thanks, big bro! [15:07] yumoto     Cards! I wanna play Old Maid! [15:09] yumoto     Then we'll play shiritori! [15:11] yumoto     And the Yamanote Line game! [15:12] yumoto     Oh, there's not enough time! [15:14] en     He's sure excited. [15:16] ryuu     Damn, persistent caller. [15:18] io     Did something happen? [15:24] yumoto     The air is so fresh! [15:26] en     We finally made it. SIGN    Binan Mountain Station [15:30] ryuu     She doesn't believe I'm really     away on club business. [15:32] io     That's only natural. [15:34] ryuu     That's so cold! Take a selfie with me, okay? [15:37] io     Sure, but won't she think it's     just a badly shopped photo? [15:44] ryuu     Girls are cute, but they're     really annoying at times. [15:48] en     Really? At times? [15:50] ryuu     Well, I think of the annoyance     as part of their cuteness. [15:53] en     Amazing. [15:54] en     Anyway, so we have to climb this? [16:01] atsu     If someone says to meet on Mt. Binan,     they'd normally mean the summit, right? [16:07] en     Can we transform? [16:08] wom     Oh? Have you finally recognized     yourselves as the Battle Lovers? [16:12] en     No, but our physical skills increase     when we transform, right? [16:15] en     I thought it'd make it a little easier. [16:18] yumoto     We are the heirs to the throne of love! [16:21] five     Battle Lovers! [16:23] yumoto     Feel the power... [16:25] five     Of love! [16:31] en     Or so I thought, but I guess not. [16:34] atsu     En-chan, you never exercise effort,     spirit, or endurance, do you? [16:38] en     Yeah. I'd rather be a lifetime idler. [16:42] en     That was close! What is this thing? [16:44] atsu     A sinkhole, maybe? [16:47] en     Now I'm even more tired. [16:52] en     By the way, Atsushi, what do     you want to do in the future? [16:55] atsu     Me? I'm not sure. [16:58] atsu     Go to college and get a job     like most people, I guess? [17:01] atsu     Io, are you going to the Cayman Islands? [17:02] io     There's no retiring from     investment and management, after all. [17:05] ryuu     Well, I'm gonna become Hugh Hefner! [17:07] io     I don't know about that. [17:09] yumoto     I'm gonna become the world's     #1 bath-firewood man! [17:12] en     Isn't your family's pubilc bath a natural hot spring? [17:15] yumoto     That's true, but "bath-washer man"     doesn't have as nice a ring to it. [17:19] ryuu     What is all this, anyway? [17:24] yumoto     Hey! [17:25] yumoto     Hey, Melon Monster! [17:29] yumoto     We're here! [17:32] melon     Wh-What are you doing here?! [17:34] yumoto     You told us to come! [17:36] melon     Well, yes, but on the way up, I set all those... [17:40] atsu     Oh, you mean that survival action stuff? [17:43] yumoto     That was pretty fun! Thanks! [17:46] ryuu     No, I don't think he put     those there for us to enjoy. [17:49] yumoto     Oh, really? [17:53] melon     You may be my enemy, but I am impressed! [17:54] atsu     Looks like he bounced back. [17:57] melon     You must be very interested in     the melon riddles I threw at you. [18:01] yumoto     Yeah. Actually, we figured     them all out using the internet. [18:04] melon     What?! [18:05] yumoto     "Anshin desu," the name of a group,     and fruit-like vegetables. [18:09] yumoto     Also "musk" and scars. [18:10] melon     It can't be... No... [18:12] melon     You solved my melon riddles so easily?! [18:15] yumoto     Also, sorry... [18:17] yumoto     I'm the kind of person who doesn't really     care if he gets melon after dinner or not. [18:20] en     Same here, actually. [18:22] atsu     It's just another gourd, anyway. [18:24] ryuu     I prefer cherries. [18:26] ryuu     Not American cherries, but Sato Nishiki. [18:29] io     Those are more expensive too, right? [18:31] melon     It can't be... You don't care about melons? [18:36] melon     It's melon, you know? That melon! [18:38] yumoto     Sorry. [18:40] yumoto     If you give me some, I will eat it, of course. [18:42] melon     What an apathetic reaction! [18:44] melon     You've shaken my entire raison d'etre! [18:48] en     He's suffering. [18:50] atsu     Really suffering. [18:51] ryuu     Why are you talking about     "raison d'etre," anyway? [18:55] melon     J-Just kidding. I knew that, too. [18:58] melon     The melon is a relic of the past. [19:01] melon     I was just playing melon. [19:03] melon     Because they say melons are tops, you know? [19:06] yumoto     Playing melon? Melons are tops? [19:08] melon     In the same way bananas started     to sell out in an instant, [19:12] melon     and the way people started to say that eggs     are the honor student of foodstuffs, [19:15] melon     even thinking of melons as     having value is a total anachronism. [19:16] atsu     Is this guy okay? He's getting     into self-abuse now... [19:20] melon     I knew all that, [19:21] melon     but when you say that, it just makes     people worry about you, you know? [19:25] melon     So the melon was just playing melon! [19:28] en     Who is he even talking to? [19:30] ryuu     Himself, I think? [19:32] io     He seems desperate to bounce back from this. [19:34] melon     I'm not special at all, [19:36] melon     but whether you're expecting     me to be special or not, [19:40] melon     I'd still like to meet your expectations,     or something like that. [19:43] melon     Have you ever met someone so willing to     think things down two or three levels? [19:48] melon     Or something like that! [19:49] yumoto     What's he talking about? [19:51] en     In a word, he's excessively self-conscious? [19:54] atsu     That's likely. [19:55] melon     Likely?! [20:00] yumoto     I don't really understand, but don't sweat it. [20:04] yumoto     No worries! [20:04] melon     No worries?! [20:06] yumoto     That's right. We did come, after all. [20:09] melon     You took pity on me! [20:11] yumoto     This is a nice place. I'm glad we came. [20:15] yumoto     We owe you, Melon Monster. [20:17] yumoto     If not for you, I would never have     given a second thought to melons. [20:22] yumoto     I'm glad. [20:25] yumoto     I like melon-flavored shaved ice and such. [20:29] en     And melon bread. [20:30] atsu     And melon soda, too. [20:32] io     The cheap stuff has its own appeal. [20:34] ryuu     And everything has its own flavor. [20:49] melon     So you don't mind a melon like me? [20:52] yumoto     Why would we mind? [20:56] wom     Everyone, now! Give him love! [20:59] yumoto     Love Shower! [21:09] melon     Ah, the synergistic effect     of comfort and healing! [21:12] melon     100% fruit juice is soaking into my scars! [21:15] melon     I don't need to stay in a     paulownia box any longer! [21:21] yumoto     Love is over! [21:25] zun     The presence has disappeared. [21:27] zun     So he's been loved, as well? [21:29] gero     A shame. [21:31] kusa     Forgive us, Lord Zundar. [21:33] kusa     It seems our selection was ill-considered. [21:35] zun     But it did have a bit of an effect. [21:38] ari     Effect? [21:39] zun     Let's be satisfied with what we did for today. [21:44] zun     After we take a brief rest,     we'll consider our next development. [21:49] zun     With that, I bid thee farewell! [21:55] kino     It looks like the gravure was popular. [21:58] kino     I hope this will translate into numbers, as well. [22:02] kino     Right? [23:40] gero     Isn't it true that the more a person     thinks of himself as "cute," [23:43] gero     the blacker his heart must be? [23:45] gero     How do I know that's true? [23:47] gero     Well, it's true of me, after all! [23:50] gero     Next time: Love is Glasses... SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Love is Glasses... [23:53] gero     Conquest! 10 - Love is Glasses... Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ryuu     Hey, that looks good. The daily special? [00:07] io     Yes. When it comes to lunch, [00:09] io     the cafeteria's daily special     is definitely the way to go. [00:11] io     It's completely satisfactory in     terms of both value and flavor. [00:16] atsu     You've been getting bread a lot, En-chan. [00:18] en     Yeah. Everything else is just a pain. [00:21] atsu     You should have some vegetables, too. [00:23] atsu     Want some of this stew? [00:29] atsu     Yumoto, is something wrong? [00:32] yumoto     I don't seem to have any appetite. [00:36] ---     What?! [00:39] wom     It's unusual for you to have no appetite... [00:43] yumoto     And today's the day my brother     Gora makes lunch for me, too... [00:49] en     I guess unusual things do happen. [00:52] yumoto     Huh? Now that I look closer, En-chan-senpai,     you have really long eyelashes... [00:58] en     Atsushi, he's acting weird. [01:00] atsu     Yeah, weird. [01:02] megawa     Oh, look out! [01:04] yumoto     Megawacchi... [01:06] megawa     Huh? Yumoto-kun, your face is red. [01:09] atsu     Now that you mention it... [01:10] ryuu     Megawacchi? SIGN    Megawa Rui [01:12] megawa     I'm Yumoto-kun's classmate, Megawa Rui. [01:16] megawa     I'm the manager of the baseball club. [01:18] megawa     Nice to meet you! [01:21] ryuu     R-Right... [01:23] megawa     Yumoto-kun, do you have a cold?     They're going around lately. [01:26] yumoto     But I've never caught a cold in my life. [01:30] megawa     Why don't we check your temperature? Hang on. [01:33] megawa     Here, a thermometer. [01:35] atsu     He's a manager, all right. [01:40] megawa     37°C? [01:41] yumoto     Huh? [01:42] yumoto     Wow! I've never reached 37°C before! [01:46] yumoto     No wonder I feel so lightheaded! [01:49] atsu     You feel lightheaded? [01:51] yumoto     Yep. And it's throbbing, too. [01:54] io     It does sound like a cold, then. [01:56] ryuu     But I've never seen anyone     so happy about geting a cold. [02:02] en     Atsushi, Yumoto really is acting weird. [02:05] atsu     Yeah, he is. [02:06] megawa     Yumoto-kun, why not leave early? [02:08] megawa     Maybe you should just get some rest today. [02:11] yumoto     Yay! Leave early! Hooray! [02:14] club     Hey, Megawa. [02:16] megawa     Yes? [02:17] megawa     Well, I'll be going now. Take care! [02:21] yumoto     Bye-bye, Megawacchi! [02:23] ryuu     He seems like the really pleasant type. [02:26] io     I bet he's really popular. [02:28] yumoto     Bye-bye! [02:31] megawa     That's right. I have a very good,     pleasant disposition. [02:34] megawa     I'm the #1 glasses boy first-year student     that everyone wants as their manager. [02:38] megawa     In terms of cuteness, I'm easily a     match for any glasses-girl character. SIGN    Love is Glasses... [04:21] en     It seems like Yumoto-kun has a cold,     so we brought him home. [04:25] goro     What? Yumoto has a cold? [04:27] ryuu     That's right. [04:29] io     He has a fever of 37°C. [04:31] gora     A fever?! [04:33] gora     Heat up a bath! A bath! [04:35] en     It's heated. This is a public bath, y'know. [04:37] gora     Ice! Go to the snowy mountains to pick up ice! [04:40] atsu     Isn't there ice in the freezer? [04:41] ryuu     Where did "snowy mountains"     come from, anyway? [04:45] gora     That's right, onions! [04:47] gora     For a cold, you need onions! [04:48] gora     Cooked onions! [04:50] io     I don't get it. [04:52] ryuu     Why onions? [04:53] yumoto     Big bro Gora always says     onions are good for a fever. [04:58] en     Really? [05:00] atsu     Is that a folk remedy or something? [05:05] gora     How's that, Yumoto? [05:07] yumoto     Stinks of onions. [05:10] gora     That's just fine. [05:12] yumoto     I think I'm getting sleepy. [05:14] gora     Sleep. [05:15] yumoto     Okay. [05:17] atsu     Kind of a strange sight, isn't it? [05:20] en     I get what you mean. [05:22] gora     My little brother has never once caught a cold. [05:27] gora     He must be overexerting himself somehow. [05:30] atsu     Well, he may have been a     little busy with club activities. [05:34] gora     That doesn't explain such a high fever. [05:37] ryuu     No, it's a mild fever. [05:38] io     I think it's just an ordinary cold, myself. [05:40] gora     A cold is a gateway to all kinds of illnesses. [05:43] gora     For this to happen on my watch... [05:46] en     It's okay, big brother. The fever's low. [05:50] atsu     But I really am worried.     For Yumoto to be stuck in bed... [05:53] io     They say fools don't catch colds, after all. [05:55] ryuu     He said it out loud! [05:58] gora     Yumoto, your big brother will save you! [06:06] atsu     That was some pretty     amazing brotherly love, huh? [06:09] en     I guess the Yumoto doesn't fall far from the tree. [06:11] wom     Such a moving sight! [06:14] wom     The reason Yumoto-san so     passionately dedicates himself to love [06:17] wom     is because of the deep love from his     brother that envelops him every day! [06:21] wom     Oh, how I wish I could scout that     brother for the Earth Defense Club! [06:26] ryuu     You're that impressed? [06:27] io     That's some show of emotion. [06:30] wom     I'm absolutely welling over with emotion! [06:32] wom     Although I am concerned     about Yumoto-san's fever... [06:37] ryuu     Yo! [06:38] io     Good morning. [06:40] en     Hey. [06:41] atsu     Morning. [06:42] yumoto     Good day to you. [06:46] yumoto     Senpai. Good day to you. [06:49] en     "Good day to you"? [06:50] ryuu     What's with the glasses? [06:52] yumoto     Everything near me suddenly appeared too close. [06:55] atsu     Wait, you are Yumoto, right? [06:56] yumoto     Yes. I am Hakone Yumoto. [06:59] yumoto     Lovely weather today, isn't it? [07:01] io     By the way, has your fever gone down? [07:04] yumoto     I still have a fever, [07:06] yumoto     but my brother Gora brewed     some medicinal herbs for me. [07:09] yumoto     I felt so pleasantly refreshed, I decided to come. [07:12] atsu     But if you still have a fever,     you should rest, shouldn't you? [07:16] ryuu     Your brother must've been worried, too. [07:18] yumoto     I didn't tell him I was leaving,     so he doesn't know. [07:21] yumoto     On such a pleasant day,     I simply couldn't stay in bed. [07:24] yumoto     Well, excuse me! [07:28] atsu     Am I the only one who's bothered by that? [07:30] en     No, I think we're all bothered by that. [07:33] io     Yeah. Yumoto's character has changed, hasn't it? [07:35] ryuu     Do you think the fever knocked a screw loose? [07:37] goro     Yumoto, I cooked some more onion. [07:42] gora     Yumoto? [07:47] yumoto     Ah, the gentlemen of the     Student Council. Good day to you. [07:54] yumoto     Has your morning meeting finished? [07:56] ari     Yes. [07:58] yumoto     I'm glad to hear it. You do such fine work. [08:00] yumoto     Pardon me. [08:03] ari     That was that first-year boy     from the Defense Club, wasn't it? [08:05] gero     Yes. He's always been a rather strange boy. [08:08] kusa     Don't be led astray by fools. [08:10] kusa     Every minute spent thinking     about them is wasted. [08:12] gero     That's true. [08:13] ari     Harsh. [08:18] yumoto     Oh, Megawacchi. Good day to you. [08:22] yumoto     Are you working hard at your     morning practice as always? [08:24] megawa     Yeah. [08:25] megawa     Yumoto-kun, are you feeling better now? [08:28] yumoto     Yes. Thank you for yesterday. [08:30] yumoto     Well, I'll be going to the classroom now. SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [08:55] atsu     What brought this on all of a sudden? [08:57] yumoto     I've been concerned about     the mess for some time. [09:00] en     You have? [09:02] wom     Magnificent, Yumoto-san! [09:04] wom     Cleaning is love that goes by the name "service"! [09:07] yumoto     Yes! [09:09] ryuu     What happened to him? [09:11] io     I don't know. [09:13] en     But his character has     completely changed, hasn't it? [09:16] atsu     Yeah. [09:17] atsu     Actually, remember what his brother said? [09:19] atsu     "A cold is a gateway to all kinds of illnesses." [09:21] io     What about it? [09:23] atsu     You don't think Yumoto is     going though that, do you? [09:29] atsu     The first fever he's had since he     was born has overloaded his brain?! [09:33] ryuu     That's not possible. It was only 37°C. [09:36] en     But it might not be out of the question. [09:38] io     Yes. Maybe this is exactly what his     brother was afraid would happen. [09:42] yumoto     Now... [09:43] yumoto     Teacher, I'll clean you up nicely, too. [09:46] en     What will we do if he stays like this? [09:49] ryuu     Scary. [09:51] atsu     But I wonder if he even can     go back to the old Yumoto. [09:54] io     I don't know... [09:56] wom     I think things are better this way. [09:59] wom     When all is said and done,     he's overflowing with love! [10:04] en     What happened? [10:05] yumoto     I was cleaning up, and the bookcase fell apart. [10:08] atsu     Oh, this was in pretty bad shape. [10:11] io     But Mr. Tawarayama's been... [10:14] ryuu     Teacher, hang in there! [10:15] ryuu     Wait, he's dead already... [10:16] en     Hey, look. [10:19] en     I didn't know there was a door here. [10:26] gero     Why are we remodeling all of a sudden? [10:29] ari     Just a bit of feng shui. [10:32] gero     I didn't know you were concerned     with such things, Arima-san. [10:34] ari     I suppose I am. [10:35] kusa     But... [10:38] kusa     I didn't know there was a door here. [10:42] yumoto     Okay! It's all clean! [10:47] yumoto     Well, I'm going to go take out the trash. [10:58] yumoto     Hello! [10:59] man     Huh? Who's that? [11:02] yumoto     Hello! [11:05] man     Who's that guy? [11:07] man     That's Hakone Yumoto, the first-year. [11:09] man     He seems like a really nice guy. [11:11] man     I wonder if we could get him to be our manager. [11:17] yumoto     It feels so good getting things clean. [11:19] yumoto     Now, then... [11:21] all     Hakone Yumoto-kun! [11:23] man     Yumoto-kun, would you     like to become our manager? [11:27] man     Hold on! We saw him first! [11:30] man     No, we saw him first! [11:32] man     No, we did! [11:34] yumoto     I'm sorry. [11:35] yumoto     I'm grateful for your invitations,     but I have the Defense Club. [11:40] yumoto     Please let me do my best where I am now. [11:43] all     So cute! [11:46] crowd     Yumoto-kun, join our club! [11:48] crowd     Please, Yumoto-kun! [11:50] crowd     You're welcome with us! [11:52] yumoto     I told you, I can't. [11:55] man     He's really popular. [11:56] man     Is he really that good a guy? [11:58] man     You think we could get him to be our manager? [12:05] man     Oh, I didn't mean that we don't need you... [12:08] man     Yeah. You do a great job, Megawa. [12:11] megawa     I-It's okay. You don't have to defend me. [12:15] megawa     It's my own fault for getting complacent, [12:17] megawa     thinking I was the only     popular glasses character around. [12:25] gero     His heart appears to be muddied by     panic, jealousy, and self-loathing. [12:30] ari     Yes. I like him. [12:33] kusa     Not bad. [12:35] kusa     What do you think, Lord Zundar? [12:40] zun     Fine, indeed. [12:41] zun     He shall be our next target! [12:44] zun     Go, Caerula Adamas! [12:46] both     Yes, Lord Zundar! [12:53] megawa     Yumoto-kun... [12:54] megawa     You rocketed to the position of first-year     student most desired as a manager. [12:59] megawa     I envy you... [13:00] megawa     No, I loathe you... [13:02] megawa     That should be my position! SIGN    Gero Akoya     Born April 24th     Blood Type B / Taurus     Hobbies: Aromatherapy     Likes: Beautiful things,     macarons [13:20] yumoto     Senpai! [13:22] atsu     Yumoto. Where have you been? [13:24] yumoto     A whole lot of sports clubs have     asked me to be their manager. [13:27] yumoto     But my love for the Defense Club hasn't changed. [13:32] en     Am I the only one who found     Yumoto really cute just now? [13:36] ryuu     I thought so, too. Damn. [13:38] atsu     Well, I've always thought     he was cute, as a kouhai. [13:41] io     Yes, but only as a kouhai. [13:43] monster     No! [13:49] monster     The position of #1 boy in terms of     pleasant, cute, and manager material, [13:53] monster     or PCM for short, is mine! [13:58] ryuu     One of these, huh? [13:59] atsu     But were you aware of "PCM"? [14:01] io     No. And I don't understand what it means. [14:04] en     Yeah. I can't get excited about this. [14:06] wom     Don't be like that! Come on, everyone! [14:09] wom     Love Making into the Battle Lovers! [14:11] en     For heaven's sake... [14:14] en     Love Making. [14:19] en     You, who befoul our beloved Earth! [14:22] ryuu     No justice can come from loveless power! [14:24] io     Love is all! [14:26] atsu     Live for love! Die for love! [14:29] atsu     Wait, Scarlet's missing! [14:33] wom     He's still over there! [14:35] monster     Give back my position! [14:37] monster     PCM Beam! [14:40] en     Look out! [14:43] ryuu     What's wrong, Yumoto? Transform already! [14:46] yumoto     I can't "transform." [14:49] en     No, no, no... [14:50] atsu     You've done it plenty of times! [14:52] io     You even took the initiative. [14:53] ryuu     Yeah. [14:54] yumoto     But I'm scared! Senpai, save me! [14:57] en     What do we do about this? [14:59] ryuu     Crap. For a moment there, I actually     thought about wanting to protect him! [15:02] wom     If it's come to this, we should     force him to transform! [15:06] yumoto     Please don't! [15:07] yumoto     I don't want to transform! Senpai! [15:09] monster     Why are you ignoring me to flirt with him?! [15:17] atsu     Epinard Hurricane! [15:27] en     Guys! [15:32] monster     That's so mean. Coming at me all at once... [15:35] monster     I don't even want to fight! [15:38] ---     Huh? [15:39] io     He's the one who's overwhelmingly stronger. [15:42] atsu     Who the heck is this guy, anyway? [15:44] monster     Position-wise, I'm a character     who should be protected! [15:49] monster     I'm not the one who     should be on the front lines! [15:51] monster     And yet... And yet...! [15:59] ryuu     He's really strong! [16:00] io     His reason for fighting is so absurd     that I can't predict his next move! [16:04] atsu     Normally, Scarlet would say "It's okay!"     and change the tone of the fight, but... [16:08] yumoto     Help me! [16:10] en     Yeah, that. [16:11] monster     Normally, at a time like this,     the others would come to save me! [16:16] monster     That's my position, and yet... [16:21] all     Megawa! [16:24] megawa     Senpai... [16:26] man     You okay, Megawa? [16:27] megawa     Senpai... [16:28] man     It's okay now! [16:29] man     We'll protect you! [16:32] megawa     Senpai... [16:33] monster     So why do I have to be the one fighting?! [16:52] atsu     He's so powerful... [16:54] io     We're going to lose at this rate! [16:55] ryuu     Damn. [16:57] wom     I'm begging you! Please, transform! [17:00] yumoto     I can't. I'm scared. [17:03] wom     But if this keeps up, your friends     will be blown to smithereens! [17:07] yumoto     But... [17:08] wom     There's no choice. I'll use my ultimate weapon! [17:11] wom     If you transform and fight,     you may cuddle me as much as you want! [17:16] wom     Come on! Cuddle me!     Cuddle me to your heart's content! [17:20] yumoto     Stop that! It's indecent! [17:23] monster     Now, everyone. If you     don't want me to beat you, [17:26] monster     you should protect me,     dote on me, be kind to me! [17:30] monster     Come on. Come on. Come on! [17:33] en     Just because you say "come on"... [17:35] monster     If you don't, I'll beat all of you. [17:37] monster     It's gonna hurt! You'll be ripped to shreds! [17:41] ryuu     Damn. [17:42] en     Why...? [17:45] monster     If you don't want that,     then love me and only me! [17:48] monster     Come on. Come on. Come on! [17:57] wom     This isn't good. [17:58] wom     We've never been in a situation this bad! [18:01] monster     Come on, dote on me! [18:04] ryuu     Damn... This is no joke! [18:06] io     We'll never give in! [18:08] atsu     That's right. We refuse! [18:11] en     Yeah, we refuse. [18:13] en     We've already got a cute kouhai to dote on. [18:17] wom     He means you! [18:19] ryuu     That's right. Our kouhai slot     has already been filled. [18:22] io     He's all we need! [18:24] atsu     And we have no plans to be swayed by another! [18:28] monster     Then... Then... I'll beat you all! [18:30] monster     I really will... I really will beat you all! [18:36] wom     This... This is bad! [18:37] wom     They're all... They're all going to be beaten! [18:46] yumoto     I won't let it... [18:48] yumoto     I won't let it happen! [18:50] yumoto     Love Making! [18:55] yumoto     The Sparkling Prince! [18:56] yumoto     Battle Lover Scarlet! [18:58] yumoto     Take this, Glasses Monster! [19:07] io     Took you long enough. [19:09] atsu     We've been waiting. [19:10] en     Shall we do the usual, then? [19:13] yumoto     Sure! [19:19] yumoto     Let's go, Glasses Monster! [19:20] yumoto     Sparkle, Lumiere of Love! [19:23] en     Flash, Purifying Aqua! [19:25] atsu     Pierce, Gallant Hurricane! [19:28] io     Roar, Raging Gaia! [19:30] ryuu     Thrill, Blazing Ignit! [19:46] yumoto     Love Attack! [19:53] monster     Is cuteness a sin?! [20:02] yumoto     You have a team who needs you, too. [20:06] yumoto     Do your best in the place where you belong. [20:09] yumoto     Love Shower! [20:18] monster     What is this warmth? [20:21] monster     I see... So this is love. [20:30] yumoto     Love is over! [20:32] wom     I'm so happy! You're back to your usual self! [20:38] en     Come to think of it, I haven't seen     Tawarayama with you at all today. [20:41] en     Are you sure this is okay? [20:43] ---     Gulp! [20:44] ryuu     I bet he's completely decomposed. [20:46] wom     H-H-He'll be just fine, really. [20:53] kino     Did you get that? [20:54] taz     Perfect. [20:57] kino     Lord Hireashi should be very pleased by this. [21:02] gora     Yumoto! [21:05] goro     Yumoto! [21:07] yumoto     Big bro? [21:08] gora     You shouldn't be here. You still have a fever. [21:11] yumoto     Sorry I came to school without telling you. [21:15] gora     You had me worried. [21:16] atsu     Wait, shouldn't our highly     advanced camouflage prevent him [21:20] atsu     from seeing our true identities? [21:22] en     Does his brother know who we are? [21:24] atsu     No way. [21:25] ryuu     Then how'd he know that was his brother? [21:28] io     Through the power of brotherly love, I guess? [21:35] gero     We lost again... [21:37] ari     And there's another strange one among them. [21:42] kusa     That man... Exactly who is he? [21:46] hire     Well, Kinosaki-chan? [21:48] hire     Did you get a good shot? [21:50] hire     Did you really? [21:53] hire     Wow, we've been stuck in a rut all this time, [21:56] hire     but this time it's perfect? [21:59] hire     Can I really trust you? [22:01] hire     Then once you get some good numbers, [22:03] hire     we'll be eating sushi in Ginza,     if you know what I mean. [23:40] zun     At last, our plan is entering the final phase! [23:44] zun     Commander Hireashi, leave this to me. [23:46] zun     I swear I shall bring results     that meet your expectations! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    The Trial Called Love [23:50] zun     Next time: The Trial Called Love. [23:52] zun     Zundar! 11 - The Trial Called Love Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The Trial Called Love [01:37] man     Beniya, we don't have enough. [01:38] man     Can we really finish this     with just three days to go? [01:41] man     I'm hungry. Let's send for a shopping run. SIGN    Binan High School [01:45] man     The class or club that wins the     popularity vote gets a cash prize, right? [01:49] man     Oh, that's right. That's what     the Press Society guys said. [01:53] man     Speaking of which, I heard the     Press Society is broadcasting it. [01:55] man     What do you mean, broadcasting? SIGN    Binan High School Festival Grand Prix SIGN    Who Will Win?! [01:57] man     Like on the internet? Really? [02:00] kino     Really! [02:03] kino     Please allow our media to cover this! SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [02:07] ryuu     I told you, we should do a "how to date" class. [02:09] io     No, we should have an     investment awareness campaign. [02:12] en     I don't really want to participate     in this school festival stuff. [02:17] atsu     I figured you'd say that, En-chan. [02:19] en     It's such a pain in the ass, I want to die. [02:21] io     What are you saying, Yufuin-senpai? [02:24] io     There's a cash prize on the line. [02:26] io     Why wouldn't you pick up     money just lying on the ground? [02:29] en     Bending over is a pain in the ass. [02:31] ryuu     He's hardcore lazy. [02:33] atsu     But as long as we're being allotted     a club room and club budget, [02:36] atsu     the student council says we have     to show the fruits of our activities. [02:39] yumoto     Here! Here! Here here here! [02:42] yumoto     A restaurant! We should do a restaurant! [02:44] en     What is that, a kindergartner's dream? [02:46] io     No, that's a pretty realistic idea for Yumoto. [02:50] io     Do you know the cost of coffee, for example? [02:54] ryuu     What, is it easy money? [02:55] io     It also depends on our ability     to draw customers, though. [02:55] [SONG] sign     In cold storage     Don't open! [02:58] en     But everyone else is already gonna do     stuff like cafés and coffee shops. [03:02] io     That's true. It would be hard     without a selling point. [03:05] ryuu     We do have a selling point. [03:06] atsu     We do? [03:09] ryuu     Love Making! [03:13] ryuu     The Thrilling Prince! [03:14] ryuu     Battle Lover Vesta! [03:17] ryuu     That we're transforming heroes! [03:19] en     No way. [03:21] en     We've worked really hard to     hide our identities up to now. [03:24] en     Revealing them for something like     this would make that all pointless. [03:27] ryuu     Well, that's different. [03:29] ryuu     Why don't we just get Wombat     to work something out [03:32] ryuu     with his advanced scientific technology? [03:34] wom     Hey! Wait a minute! [03:36] wom     It would be unheard of for missionaries     of love to pursue for-profit ventures! [03:41] ryuu     What are you saying? [03:43] ryuu     If they eat delicious food,     they'll feel love and happiness, right? [03:47] ryuu     It's a proper love activity. A "lovetivity." [03:51] wom     Lovetivity... [03:52] atsu     That's Ryuu for you. [03:54] atsu     His sweet-talking technique is unsurpassed. [03:56] en     Should you really be impressed by that? [03:57] atsu     I was just thinking it'd be nice     to have a refrigerator, though. [04:01] en     Why's that? [04:03] atsu     Well, we'd always have cold drinks on hand. [04:06] atsu     A microwave would be great, too. [04:08] en     Are you all really into this restaurant idea? [04:10] ryuu     Let's do it! [04:12] wom     Lovetivity... [04:13] atsu     Coffee, black tea, and cake, maybe? [04:16] en     So it's decided that we're doing it, huh? [04:18] ryuu     Love out. [04:21] yumoto     I think we should serve sushi. [04:22] io     Nope. [04:23] yumoto     Why? [04:24] io     It takes too much work. [04:26] io     And we'd be handling raw fish. [04:29] io     It would be bad for us if     any problems were to occur. [04:31] ryuu     Yeah. It's dangerous to serve     stuff that isn't fully cooked. [04:35] yumoto     Curry would be good, then. [04:37] ryuu     This isn't just your decision, you know. [04:38] yumoto     "I would like curry," then. [04:40] io     If we do curry, we could make it in     the club room, then just heat it up. [04:44] en     Atsushi makes good curry. [04:46] atsu     I have to make it? [04:48] yumoto     Kinugawa Curry! Yeah! [04:50] ryuu     I can't stand Thai curry, though. [04:54] en     Why? Because it's spicy? [04:56] ryuu     Actually, it's the coconut milk. [05:00] ryuu     I prefer thick home curry! [05:04] io     Dry curry is quite good, too. [05:06] yumoto     I like everything! [05:08] wom     Exactly what kind of food is this "curry"? [05:14] yumoto     I don't mind Thai curry, Atsushi-senpai. [05:18] yumoto     Pork is my favorite, though. [05:20] atsu     I have no idea what you're talking about. [05:23] yumoto     Weren't you worrying about     what kind of curry to make? [05:27] yumoto     Because your face looked like this. [05:30] atsu     What? When? [05:32] atsu     And I don't think I looked like that. [05:34] yumoto     Do you actually not like curry? [05:37] yumoto     Gratin or napolitan would be fine, too! [05:40] atsu     No... I do like curry, but... [05:44] atsu     I'm not sure... [05:45] atsu     What was it? [05:47] yumoto     It gives you heartburn? [05:48] atsu     Maybe. Something about it just bothers me. [05:52] yumoto     Then you should take a bath and go to sleep. [05:55] yumoto     If you just take a bath,     most things will work themselves out! [05:58] yumoto     That's what my big bro says. [06:00] atsu     You're right. I guess I'll do that. SIGN    Binan Festival SIGN    My Essays SIGN    Honey Lemon [06:22] ari     When you make that expression, [06:24] ari     it makes me start to feel melancholy, too. [06:27] kusa     What kind of expression is that? [06:28] ari     Like you've smelled something foul in the air. [06:31] gero     Now that you mention it... [06:33] gero     I've been smelling curry for a while now. [06:36] kusa     I don't understand people who eat curry. [06:40] gero     Doesn't everyone love curry? [06:42] gero     Well, I suppose I wouldn't go     out of my way to eat it, either. [06:45] ari     Why? [06:46] gero     The dishes look less than     beautiful after you eat it. [06:50] kusa     That's not the problem! [06:52] kusa     The powerful stench.     The stimulation against the tongue. [06:54] kusa     It's not something civilized     humans should be eating. [06:57] ari     You're that against it? [06:59] kusa     It's a thing we should object     to on the most basic level. [07:02] ari     My, my. [07:04] ari     I don't know about such a radical way of thinking. [07:07] kusa     As the rightful rulers of this planet, [07:09] kusa     we have the duty, the responsibility, and the right. [07:12] kusa     By the way, I haven't seen Lord Zundar yet today. [07:16] gero     He's been going out a lot lately. [07:18] ari     Maybe it's mating season! SIGN    Press Society SIGN    Binan High School Festival     Grand Prix SIGN    Who Will Win?! [07:26] hire     There's no denying you're in a rut. [07:30] zun     But I've been dedicated to     devising clever schemes every week... [07:33] hire     That's not good enough! [07:35] hire     The masses get bored easily. [07:38] zun     I am aware of that. [07:39] hire     But anyway, this planet     called Earth must be jinxed. [07:44] hire     I mean, we've conquered a lot of planets, right? [07:48] hire     Some of them have given     us some trouble, of course. [07:50] hire     But we've conquered the     vast majority of them, right? [07:54] hire     And yet the Earth alone... [07:56] hire     Why is this the only place     where we've been canceled? [08:02] zun     Canceled? What was the reason? [08:05] hire     Because it didn't go well.     An obstacle got in the way. [08:08] zun     Obstacle? [08:09] zun     Still, I don't think the beings of this     planet possess any special abilities. [08:14] hire     No, they do. [08:17] hire     Stupid power. [08:19] zun     They seem to call it "love," or some such... [08:22] hire     It ain't love, stupid! [08:24] hire     It's stupid power. [08:26] zun     So what kind of soldiers do we need     to oppose this "stupid love power"? [08:31] hire     Good question. We might need     an even more negative person. [08:36] zun     Negative? [08:37] hire     Yeah. Someone soggy, viscous,     and goopy who will really stick with it. [08:43] hire     A human steeped in grudge and discontent. [08:50] yumoto     Big bro, what's wrong? [08:52] yumoto     You don't have your usual edge. [08:54] goro     I-It's nothing. [08:57] gora     Hey, there's something I want to ask you. [09:00] gora     The other day, when you... [09:02] yumoto     You mean the "first cold in my life" incident? [09:06] gora     Yeah, that's right. [09:08] yumoto     I don't remember it very well. [09:11] yumoto     I was carrying a cleaning rag. [09:13] gora     A cleaning rag? [09:14] yumoto     Yeah. And for some reason, I had glasses. [09:16] gora     Glasses? [09:17] yumoto     And a baseball. [09:19] gora     Really? [09:20] yumoto     I think. Sorry if I'm wrong. [09:23] yumoto     So what was it you wanted to ask me? [09:26] gora     Well, Yumoto... [09:28] gora     What do you think of transformation... [09:31] gora     Deviation and such? [09:33] yumoto     Deviation? [09:34] yumoto     Has he discovered some weird hobby? [09:37] yumoto     Well, I think it's fine! [09:40] yumoto     People are free to do as they like. [09:43] yumoto     As long as they aren't bothering     others, I'd encourage them. [09:46] gora     I see. [09:49] yumoto     Did he want me to stop him? [09:59] yumoto     Let's eat! [10:01] all     Eat! [10:07] yumoto     It's good! [10:10] yumoto     Curry's so good! Good curry! [10:13] ryuu     Shut up and eat. [10:14] yumoto     But don't you think the Kinugawa Curry is good? [10:17] ryuu     It's not about that. It's because you're annoying. [10:19] en     I'm more fascinated [10:22] en     by the surrealism of Wombat eating curry. [10:26] wom     Human know-how produces     such a condensed taste! [10:29] io     300 yen for a plate of curry. [10:31] io     And if we factor in the cash prize... [10:34] ryuu     Wow, you seem confident we'll win. [10:36] io     Of course I am. [10:38] yumoto     Can we start now, then? [10:40] wom     Love Making into the Battle Lovers! [10:45] yumoto     Love Making! [11:12] yumoto     The Sparkling Prince! [11:13] yumoto     Battle Lover Scarlet! [11:16] en     Love Making! [11:26] en     The Flashing Prince! [11:28] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [11:31] atsu     Love Making! [11:41] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [11:42] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [11:45] io     Love Making! [11:55] io     The Roaring Prince! [11:57] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [12:00] ryuu     Love Making! [12:10] ryuu     The Thrilling Prince! [12:11] ryuu     Battle Lover Vesta! [12:14] en     You, who befoul our beloved Earth! [12:17] ryuu     No justice can come from loveless power! [12:20] io     Love is all! [12:22] atsu     Live for love! Die for love! [12:25] yumoto     We are the heirs to the throne of love! [12:27] five     Battle Lovers! [12:29] yumoto     Feel the power... [12:32] five     Of love! [12:35] en     You really don't think they'll realize [12:37] en     that we're the same people as those guys? [12:41] io     The blur isn't on us, right? [12:43] atsu     Will that be okay? [12:45] wom     It's fine. My highly advanced scientific     technology has mumble mumble... [12:49] en     What do you mean, "mumble mumble"? [12:51] yumoto     Now, let's go get customers! SIGN    Zundar     Born August 18th     (converted to Earth calendar)     Blood Type B / Leo     Hobbies: Secret     Likes: Escargot [13:00] yumoto     Deliciousness that shakes the Earth! [13:02] yumoto     Even an alien would be shocked! [13:04] guy     Why are you dressed like that, Hakone? [13:05] yumoto     We're transforming heroes! [13:07] yumoto     You know, we've seen them around     the school a lot lately, right? [13:10] yumoto     That weird group of five. [13:11] yumoto     We're cosplaying as them! [13:13] io     It's not a lie, I guess. [13:15] en     And yet, it's a perfect cover story. [13:17] ryuu     Yumoto's amazing. [13:19] yumoto     Cosplay Hero Curry! Now on sale! [13:22] guy     Cosplays, heroes, and curry?     Isn't that a bit too much at once? [13:26] yumoto     Put on more! More and more and more! [13:29] en     We don't have a choice.     I guess we'd better work, too. [13:32] en     I don't want to have any leftovers. [13:33] ryuu     Sure. [13:34] io     Let's go. [13:35] en     Atsushi, you handle the curry stock. [13:37] atsu     Roger. [13:38] wom     Give me something to do, too! [13:41] en     Wombat, you and Mr. Tawarayama watch the store. [13:45] wom     I accept! [13:48] tawara     Defense curry. [13:51] tawara     It's good. [13:53] en     Okay. [13:54] en     A little more enthusiasm. [13:56] wom     Why do I have to suffer such poor treatment? [13:59] en     Mr. Tawarayama can't help     unless both his hands are free. SIGN    Defense Club Curry 300 yen [14:02] wom     Even so... [14:04] en     Well, you can't go away from him. [14:06] wom     But... [14:07] ryuu     Sir, you're not doing any work. [14:15] atsu     It's still got an edge to it. [14:18] atsu     Oops. [14:20] kusa     Foolish humans who lack ambition     or aspiration have no right to exist. [14:25] kusa     They are worthless. [14:28] kusa     I will purge ugly things, foolish things,     and worthless things from the world. [14:34] kusa     The world should be orderly, beautiful, and regular. [14:40] kusa     And yet, what is this curry stench? [14:43] kusa     Why is it drifting in from over here? [14:54] atsu     Um... [14:56] atsu     Want some? [14:57] kusa     Who would stoop to eating something so humble?! [15:06] atsu     Kin-chan? [15:07] kusa     Do not call me by that name. [15:09] atsu     Kin-chan, you're our enemy? That can't be true. [15:17] kusa     Truly base and vulgar. [15:19] kusa     Its wicked stimulation poisons the sense     of taste and destroys the sense of smell. [15:23] kusa     Worse, its offensive appearance     mocks the sense of sight. [15:27] kusa     I cannot fathom a person like you     who can this thing known as curry, [15:31] kusa     Kinugawa Atsushi. [15:35] atsu     No. My name is... [15:37] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [15:40] kusa     I see. So our battle was fated, then! [15:45] zun     Go, Aurite! [15:47] zun     The time has come to unleash your power [15:48] zun     and achieve your longstanding desire! [15:52] kusa     Conquest! [15:59] kusa     My name is Dark Aurite. [16:02] kusa     The Black Chevalier, writhing in darkness! [16:06] kusa     Ater Aurum! [16:13] gero     What's that? [16:14] ari     That's where the student council room is. [16:16] en     What's that? [16:17] ari     That's where our club room is. [16:26] atsu     Wait! Let's do this after the culture festival's over! [16:28] atsu     I want to sell the curry I worked so hard to make! [16:30] kusa     Curry, you say? [16:32] kusa     Just leave it to rot! [16:35] atsu     No! That curry's important to me! [16:37] kusa     Why? Why curry, of all things? [16:40] atsu     If we're talking about "of all things," [16:41] atsu     why do you have to be my     enemy of all things, Kin-chan? [16:46] kusa     Don't call me by that name! [16:50] guy     Wow! Who's putting on that performance? [16:52] guy     Cool! There's lights and everything! [16:55] ari     What's going on? [16:57] gero     It must be serious, to make     the president forget himself. [17:00] en     Why is Atsushi fighting? [17:03] both     President? [17:04] both     Atsushi? [17:07] gero     Why can we see their faces? [17:09] ryuu     The blur isn't on us, right? [17:13] taw     Mumble mumble, and all. [17:15] all     You guys are... [17:16] both     Caerula Adamas? [17:19] both     The Battle Lovers? [17:20] all     Um... [17:22] both     Conquest! [17:25] ari     The Silver Chevalier, rustling young leaves! [17:28] ari     Argent! [17:33] gero     The Pearl Chevalier, making flowers bloom! [17:35] gero     Perlite! [17:40] gora     A bad omen. [17:42] gero     How dare you deceive us all this time?! [17:45] ryuu     That's our line! [17:48] ari     Learning your identities is     a real load off our minds! [17:52] en     It's hard to see something that's     right under your nose, I guess! [17:58] io     What's going to happen to the curry? [18:00] io     What about the profits from Cosplay Hero Curry? [18:03] wom     Mumble mumble, I'd say! [18:07] kusa     Gigant Aurum! [18:14] atsu     Yumo— [18:14] yumoto     Why are you two fighting?! [18:18] kusa     This is not such a trivial thing! [18:20] yumoto     But it is a fight, isn't it? [18:22] atsu     He just hates me, that's all. [18:25] kusa     That's right. [18:26] kusa     I hate you, Kinugawa Atsushi. [18:29] kusa     Ever since that day you rejected me! [18:33] yumoto     Rejected? What did you do, Atsushi-senpai? [18:36] atsu     Rejected? Did I do that to you, Kin-chan? [18:40] kusa     If you're playing dumb, it's pathetic. [18:42] kusa     If you really have forgotten,     then I'll consign you to death! [18:47] kusa     At-chan, you're coming by my house, right? [18:49] atsu     I can't today. I've got something to do. [18:52] kusa     Okay... [18:58] en     Whoops. [18:59] atsu     Th-Thanks. [19:01] en     Kinugawa? Where are you going? [19:03] atsu     CoCoKaRa Curry. [19:04] en     That's right. Today's their extra-spicy curry day. [19:07] atsu     Yufuin, you like curry? [19:08] en     Pretty well. [19:09] atsu     Want to go with me? [19:12] atsu     I have a coupon. SIGN    All curry 20% off [19:14] en     So do I. [19:15] en     If I had to choose which I hate more,     mild curry or stinky natto, [19:18] en     I'd choose mild curry any time. [19:20] atsu     That's right. There are people     who find even the mild stuff spicy. [19:24] kusa     Stupid curry. [19:29] atsu     Morning, Kin-chan. [19:36] atsu     Kin-chan? [19:40] en     What, did you have a fight or something? [19:42] atsu     I don't remember having one... [19:44] en     What, you're fighting and     you don't even know why? [19:49] en     Why not ask him? [19:50] atsu     I'd better not. [19:51] atsu     If he doesn't want to talk about it,     I'd feel bad trying to force it out of him. [19:56] kusa     You broke our oath! [19:59] atsu     Oath? [20:04] atsu     What did you wish for? [20:06] kusa     I wished for us to stay friends forever. [20:10] atsu     You don't need to wish on a shooting star for that. [20:15] atsu     'Cause we'll be friends forever, no matter what. [20:22] kusa     You stomped on decorum! [20:28] gora     Yumoto... [20:31] gora     I'm coming now. [20:38] kusa     Don't get in my way! [20:39] yumoto     Please don't have a falling-out in front of me! [20:42] yumoto     I hate that kind of thing! [20:44] kusa     In that case... [20:48] kusa     I'll destroy you both together! [20:53] gora     Do they intend to do the same thing again? [21:03] io     Fight! [21:05] ryuu     One shot? [21:06] yumoto     Hey, you're late! [21:10] atsu     En-chan! [21:11] en     Sorry I'm late. [21:18] en     When I hear that story of yours, Kusatsu,     it sounds to me like you're just sulking! [21:22] kusa     Shut up, you coward! [21:24] io     We won't stand silent while you     slander the good name of curry! [21:43] gero     It's presumptuous to think that     the likes of you could oppose us. [21:46] ari     If you withdraw now, we won't harm you. [21:51] yumoto     I am going to stop this stupid fight between you! [21:54] hire     Oh? It's being drawn out that long? [21:57] hire     That's great. Just what I wanted. [23:39] [SONG] ---     Next Time [23:43] [SONG] ---     At Last [23:47] [SONG] ---     The Final Episode! 12 - Love Forever Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] yumoto     I'm going to stop this     stupid fight between you! [00:12] hire     Oh? It's being drawn out that long? [00:15] hire     That's great. Just what I wanted. [00:25] yumoto     Student Council President!     Let's talk about this! [00:28] kusa     Don't be absurd! [00:30] kusa     I have power! [00:32] kusa     Power that you lack.     Power to cleanse the world! [00:41] gora     Don't be deceived! [00:45] gora     This has all been prearranged! [00:47] gora     It's a set-up! [00:49] yumoto     Big bro Gora? [00:50] atsu     What was set up? [00:52] gora     All of it! This guy set up all of it! [00:55] hire     Let me go! Let me go, I say! [00:57] hire     Just who do you think I am? [01:00] kusa     A talking goldfish? It couldn't be... [01:02] gora     Now, Hireashi! Confess everything! [01:07] hire     I'll talk! I'll talk! [01:08] hire     I'll tell them everything. Just don't crush me! [01:12] gora     Now, hurry! [01:13] hire     Yes, yes, yes! [01:14] hire     This is a reality show targeted     at the whole universe! [01:18] hire     The things you say, the things you do,     every move you make... [01:22] hire     All of it, down to the tiniest detail,     is being broadcast across the universe! [01:26] all     Broadcast across the universe?! [01:28] hire     They're watching you Earthlings divided     into two groups and fighting each other! [01:33] all     Wh-What did you say?! [01:35] en     I never thought I'd have a moment in     my life when I'd say "What did you say?!" [01:40] en     But this is a real     "What did you say?!" moment. [01:42] kusa     Broadcast... across the universe? [01:44] zun     Chief Hireashi! [01:50] yumoto     Big bro! [01:52] zun     Chief Hireashi! Are you all right? [01:53] hire     Of course I'm not all right!     You took too long getting here! [01:56] zun     I am very sorry! [01:58] hire     Kinosaki-chan! Continue the broadcast! [02:01] kino     Okay! This is Kinosaki on the scene! [02:04] kino     Now let's have a talk with the leader     of the Conquest Club, Kusatsu Kinshiro! [02:09] kino     How are you feeling right now? [02:12] kino     Say a few words to our viewers. [02:17] kino     Okay! That was Dark Aurite,     A.K.A. Kusatsu Kinshiro, [02:20] kino     whose expression suggests     some lingering shock! [02:24] kusa     That means... [02:26] kusa     Everything I've said and done [02:28] kusa     has all been watched? [02:30] kino     Yes, that's right! [02:32] kino     In addition to your battles,     there have been hidden cameras set up [02:36] kino     in your student council room     and personal spaces, as well! [02:39] kino     It's all being broadcast     throughout the whole galaxy! [02:43] kusa     Throughout the whole galaxy? [02:45] kino     Yes! The faint yearning     for your childhood friend, [02:48] kino     the obstinacy, the angry outbursts,     the unavoidable failures of understanding... [02:52] kino     You're a stand-out character! [02:54] kino     You're a conversation topic for thousands     of millions of people across the universe! [03:00] kusa     I-It can't be... [03:01] kino     It's the tsundere in you. [03:04] yumoto     Big bro! Big bro! [03:05] yumoto     Speak to me! Don't die! [03:08] zun     What are you doing, Caerula Adamas? [03:10] zun     Go and defeat the Battle Lovers! [03:13] kusa     What's the point in fighting them now? [03:16] zun     What was that? [03:18] kusa     Now that everything's been brought to light, [03:22] kusa     all my talk of order rings completely hollow. [03:25] zun     To whom do you think I gave [03:28] zun     the power to rule the world? [03:32] zun     Tch. [03:34] hire     If it's come to this, go to plan B! [03:36] hire     Do it, Zun-chan! [03:37] zun     Sir! [03:38] zun     Zundar Needles, activate! [03:44] yumoto     Big bro? [03:45] atsu     This is... [03:52] en     G-Gora-san! [04:06] yumoto     B-Big bro Gora! [04:08] gora     My name is Wood-Chopper Monster. [04:11] gora     I will chop wood, and the world, in two! [04:15] all     Wh-What did you say?! [04:16] en     Okay, that's already the second     "What did you say?" of my life. [04:21] ari     He became a monster? [04:23] gero     So it wasn't our power doing that? [04:30] yumoto     Why... Why is my brother Gora... [04:35] gora     Chop! [04:40] yumoto     Stop it, big bro! [04:46] io     He's so powerful... [04:47] ryuu     That's Yumoto's big brother for you. [04:49] atsu     All that daily wood chopping     wasn't just for show. [04:52] en     And what's with the hatchet?     That's a bit obsessive. [04:55] yumoto     Why are you so good at this, big bro? [04:58] hire     He actually noticed! Well done! Well done! [05:00] yumoto     Huh? What? [05:02] hire     Now it's time for a nostalgic playback of old times! SIGN    TV Universe [05:09] hire     Universal Calendar 12015. [05:12] hire     My employer, TV Universe,     sent me, the skilled Hireashi, SIGN    Reality Show SIGN    Can I Destroy the Earth? [05:18] hire     to be the director of a reality show:     Can I Destroy the Earth? [05:25] hire     There was a despicable, wicked Earthling. [05:27] hire     His name was Hakone Gora. [05:31] gora     Chop! [05:33] gora     Chop! [05:34] gora     Chop! [05:43] hire     That man vanquished all the monsters     we sent, one after another. [05:48] hire     He had no consideration for how badly our viewers [05:51] hire     wanted to see the Earth conquered and destroyed, [05:53] hire     and no ability to read the mood.     He made all our plans come to nothing. [05:57] atsu     Are you saying Yumoto's big brother was     the previous generation of Battle Lovers? [06:02] yumoto     Oh, now that you mention it... [06:04] yumoto     My brother would always sharpen     his hatchet after I went to bed... [06:08] yumoto     I saw him go out somewhere     after that, lots of times. [06:12] yumoto     I was too scared to ask     where he was going, though. [06:15] io     That would be pretty scary. [06:17] ryuu     Yeah, on a pants-pissing level. [06:20] hire     Once the program lost its     concept, the ratings dwindled. [06:24] hire     In the end, it was tragically canceled. [06:26] hire     CIDE is the only show I've ever     directed that got canceled! [06:30] atsu     CIDE? [06:32] en     I guess that's short for Can I Destroy the Earth? [06:34] wom     It's only natural that it was canceled! [06:36] wom     I could not allow such     foolishness and barbarism! [06:40] wom     You received numerous complaints from     the Space Ethics Improvement Organization, [06:43] wom     but you always make some vague     excuse like "just watch it until the end"! [06:47] en     Wait, you've known about all this from the start? [06:51] wom     I'm just acting in the     spirit of animal preservation! [06:54] wom     I couldn't stand watching the creatures of     Earth wiped out for someone's entertainment! [06:59] zun     We're just giving the masses what they want to see! [07:03] wom     What kind of viral marketing is that? [07:05] wom     Your selfishness is your undoing! [07:07] wom     What about compliance, anyway? [07:10] hire     Compliance? Ha! I'm laughing so hard,     I could brew tea in my navel! [07:14] wom     I don't want to hear     talk of navels from a fish! [07:16] zun     Silence! You have a pouch, and that's just gross! [07:19] wom     Are you going there?     Are you really going to go there? [07:22] zun     And what if I am? [07:24] wom     Then I'll go there, too! [07:26] wom     The way you're always twitching your nose? [07:29] wom     That really bothers me! [07:31] zun     I'm not twitching it! [07:33] wom     You are so! [07:35] hire     You really are. [07:36] ---     What?! [07:37] en     Cut it out, you guys. [07:39] en     I can't tell if it's cute or disgusting. [07:42] hire     Anyway, since CIDE was a failure, [07:46] hire     I was exiled to the company     history compilation office. [07:49] hire     Even Aria-chan, the cabaret girl     from Gotanda Planet, dumped me! [07:52] hire     It put me through the wringer! [07:55] ryuu     You go to cabaret clubs? Also, those exist? [08:00] hire     Oh, really? The numbers are through the roof? [08:03] hire     Okay, go at it! Make it look good! [08:06] gora     Chop! [08:12] atsu     Why did Gora-san... [08:14] io     He was standing there quietly all this time. [08:16] ryuu     Why did he decide to start moving again now? [08:18] hire     That's the kabuki rule! [08:20] hire     When the camera's rolling,     everyone else stops moving. [08:23] hire     Until the speaker's done with     their lines, they must stand quietly. [08:26] hire     More precisely, they're incapable of moving! [08:28] gora     Chop! [08:29] gora     Chop! Chop! Chop! [08:33] hire     Excellent! [08:34] hire     A former hero, fallen to the dark side.     He becomes the ultimate enemy, [08:38] hire     and now stands in the way of his     own flesh-and-blood little brother! [08:41] yumoto     Big bro, if you were really a hero once, [08:44] yumoto     how can you turn into a monster so easily?! [08:46] yumoto     Show some mettle, big bro! [08:56] gora     I refuse. [09:03] yumoto     Stop it, big bro! [09:04] gora     Chop! [09:08] yumoto     Stop it, I said! [09:09] kino     Oh, what a red-hot development! [09:11] kino     Whoever wins, we're guaranteed rave reviews! [09:14] ryuu     I'm not really excited about     attacking Yumoto's brother, but... [09:18] io     This is no time for holding back! [09:21] ryuu     Vesta Ignit! [09:23] io     Sulfur Gaia! [09:26] atsu     Epinard Hurricane! [09:27] en     Cerulean Aqua! [09:29] gora     Chop! [09:31] en     It's no use! We're no match for him! [09:33] yumoto     Big bro! Come to your senses! [09:35] gora     I refuse! [09:45] kino     Look at that power! [09:47] kino     This is the Gora Power that     drove CIDE to cancellation! [09:50] ari     Excuse me. [09:51] ari     It's Kinosaki-kun, isn't it? [09:53] kino     Yes, that's right. [09:55] ari     Are you through interviewing     our student council president? [09:58] kino     Yes, I'm done. [10:00] kino     What's going on here is far more interesting. [10:03] kino     Woah! [10:03] ari     Got it. [10:04] ari     Then I have one more question for you. [10:06] kino     I'm busy right now. Can't it wait until later? [10:09] ari     No, it's a very simple question. [10:11] ari     Answer yes or no. [10:13] ari     Did you know about their plan from the start? [10:17] ari     And that's why you've     been doing your research? [10:19] kino     That's right. [10:21] ari     I see. [10:22] kino     What is it? [10:27] ari     Akoya... [10:28] gero     It's the duty of the youngest member     to handle this kind of work, right? [10:41] en     Yumoto! [10:42] gora     Chop! [10:44] gora     Chop! [10:49] gora     Chop! [10:58] atsu     Kin-chan! [11:08] kusa     What? [11:10] atsu     Are you okay, Kin-chan? [11:15] kusa     Why? [11:16] atsu     Because even though you     might not feel the same way, [11:19] atsu     I still think of you as a friend. [11:24] kusa     At-chan... [11:37] kusa     "Cleanse" can also mean to     make anew, to set things right. [11:42] kusa     In that case, perhaps I need to cleanse myself. [11:47] gora     Chop! [11:48] gora     Chop chop chop chop chop! [11:54] gora     Chop! [11:59] gora     Chop! [12:05] yumoto     Guys! [12:06] en     Now! Use the Love Attack! [12:09] all     Yeah! [12:10] yumoto     Sparkle, Lumiere of Love! [12:12] Default;en     Flash, Purifying Aqua! [12:15] atsu     Pierce, Gallant Hurricane! [12:17] io     Roar, Raging Gaia! [12:20] ryuu     Thrill, Blazing Ignit! [12:35] yumoto     Love Attack! [12:41] gora     Chop! [12:44] yumoto     The Love Attack... [12:45] gora     Chop! [12:47] yumoto     You won't chop us! [12:52] gora     Chop! [12:54] yumoto     Big bro, snap out of it! [12:57] gora     Chop! [12:58] yumoto     This isn't my big brother! [13:01] gora     Ch... Chop... [13:03] yumoto     If you become a minion of evil,     who will chop the wood for the bath? [13:07] gora     Bath? [13:09] yumoto     That's right! The Kurotama Bath     is everything to you, isn't it? [13:13] gora     Kurotama Bath... [13:15] yumoto     Remember the warmth of the bath! [13:18] gora     Warmth...? [13:37] en     Yumoto grew... [13:38] atsu     ...wings? [13:39] ryuu     He's an angel? [13:40] io     No way. [13:42] wom     That's the More Better Love Making! [13:44] all     More Better Love Making?! [13:46] wom     That's right! [13:48] wom     He's more better in every respect! [13:49] wom     In other words, he's the More Sparkling Prince! [13:53] yumoto     More Better Love Shower! [14:02] gora     What is this sensation? [14:04] gora     It seems to warm me to my core... [14:07] gora     Comfort... Healing... [14:09] yumoto     Big bro, this is a bath. [14:12] gora     I see. This is a bath. [14:19] gora     Baths are great. [14:22] yumoto     Love is over! [14:24] hire     It's not over yet! [14:29] en     Oh, fine! I'll say it as many times as you want! [14:32] all     Wh-What did you say?! [14:35] hire     How dare you, how dare you,     how dare you, how dare you?! [14:38] hire     You've rendered all my plans to nothing! [14:42] yumoto     That's... [14:44] yumoto     a porcupinefish? [14:45] wom     A goldfish and a hedgehog     make a porcupinefish. [14:47] wom     It does make sense, logically... [14:49] all     No it doesn't! [14:50] hire     Go! Finish them! [14:53] zun     Roger that! [14:55] zun     Transform! [15:04] hire     Porcupine... [15:06] zun     fish! [15:08] all     Wh-What did you say?! [15:21] yumoto     I don't think so! [15:30] kusa     Ultima... [15:31] trio     Adamas! [15:38] ryuu     Why would the student council...     I mean, Caerula Adamas help us? [15:41] kusa     As student council president,     I couldn't turn a blind eye [15:45] kusa     to anyone causing harm to our students. That's all. [15:48] atsu     Thanks, Kin-chan. [15:51] kusa     Why?! Why are you like this, At-chan? [15:55] kusa     You being so nice just lets me be selfish! [15:59] kusa     It was the same then! [16:00] kusa     You should have gotten angry and     told me not to take things out on you! [16:03] kusa     But because it was me, you didn't say anything. [16:07] kusa     You didn't do anything! [16:08] kusa     That's why I could never apologize to you! [16:12] atsu     Sorry. [16:13] kusa     I don't want an apology! [16:16] atsu     Sorry. [16:20] ryuu     Kinugawa-senpai, at times like this, [16:22] ryuu     you should just say "I understand"     and take them gently in your arms. [16:25] io     That's just how you do things. [16:27] atsu     Does this mean we can walk     home together and talk again? [16:33] kusa     Yeah. [16:35] wom     Oh, this is the true love known as friendship! [16:39] wom     It's a happy end! [16:40] hire     I told you, it hasn't ended yet! [16:44] hire     I almost got stuck following the kabuki rule! [16:48] yumoto     You still want to fight?! [16:50] wom     In that case, everyone turn More Better! [16:54] en     The More Flashing Prince! [16:58] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [17:00] atsu     The More Piercing Prince! [17:02] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [17:05] io     The More Roaring Prince! [17:08] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [17:10] ryuu     The More Thrilling Prince! [17:13] ryuu     Battle Lover Vesta! [17:15] kusa     The Golden Chevalier,     shining in greater radiance! [17:19] kusa     Aurite! [17:21] ari     The Silver Chevalier,     rustling even more young leaves! [17:23] ari     Argent! [17:25] gero     The Pearl Chevalier,     making all the flowers bloom! [17:28] gero     Perlite! [17:30] yumoto     We are the heirs to the throne of love! [17:32] five     More Battle Lovers! [17:35] hire     "More Better"? Don't make me laugh! [17:37] hire     You're worse than before! [17:40] en     It's true that it's a strange name... [17:41] wom     The name is just ornamental! [17:43] wom     Why can't they understand that? [17:45] yumoto     That's right! What really matters is love! [17:48] en     Freedom! [17:49] atsu     Friendship! [17:50] io     Money! [17:51] ryuu     Girls! [17:52] gero     Beauty, right? [17:54] ari     I'm not sure. [17:55] kusa     For Binan High School to     remain Binan High School! [17:59] yumoto     Let's go! [18:01] hire     Let's turn the tables on them! [18:02] zun     Roger that! [18:18] hire     All of you together isn't enough! [18:21] hire     Yes, yes? S-Station director? [18:24] hire     Huh? What? Of course not. [18:26] hire     The development may be a bit forced,     but we got the proper go-ahead for it. [18:30] hire     What? R-Right now?     You can't cancel us that suddenly! [18:34] hire     Director! Um, D-Director? [18:37] hire     What about that night on Gotanda Planet?! [18:42] hire     Damn it! In that case,     I'll crush you all together! [18:46] hire     Fire! Fire! Keep firing! [18:48] zun     But I'm afraid we've fired all our ammo, sir. [18:53] hire     Ergh! [18:55] yumoto     I'll tell you why you were canceled! [18:59] hire     What? [19:00] yumoto     Because you have no love     for your subject matter! [19:03] yumoto     Those who have no love     cannot move the hearts of others! [19:08] yumoto     More Better Love... [19:12] yumoto     Attack! [19:23] yumoto     Love is... seriously... over! [19:30] wom     And so, Can I Destroy the     Earth? Returns was canceled. [19:35] hire     I swear to only produce high     quality programming from now on! [19:40] zun     Ditto. [19:54] wom     The culture festival proceeded without incident, [19:57] wom     and their Cosplay Hero Curry sold out. SIGN    Sold Out [20:07] yumoto     Big bro, I'm getting in first, okay? [20:11] gora     Yes. Today's bath is in good condition. [20:14] yumoto     Yeah! [20:16] yumoto     Yo! [20:18] all     Yo! [20:20] en     Yumoto. [20:22] en     Did you know that nikujaga and stew     are brothers from different mothers? [20:27] kusa     Naturally, stew is superior. [20:30] atsu     We're not talking about superior or inferior. [20:32] gero     But nikujaga's rather homely, isn't it? [20:35] io     No, the broad-mindedness of nikujaga, [20:38] io     that you can make it with beef     or pork, is a thing to be admired. [20:41] ari     Either way, [20:42] ari     it's still sad when you get the wrong     type of potatoes and they melt. [20:46] ryuu     Even if it gets mushy, I forgive them     if they say "sorry" in a cute way. [20:52] ---     Huh? [20:53] en     The point is, when you use     the "mother" known as soy sauce [20:55] en     instead of demi-glace sauce,     you give birth to nikujaga. [20:58] yumoto     Oh! [20:59] yumoto     Nikujaga, huh? [21:01] yumoto     I wish I could have fed some to Wom-san. [21:06] atsu     That's true. [21:08] wom     Excuse me... Don't treat me     like I'm dead just yet. [21:12] en     Oh, sorry. [21:14] en     But at this point in the story, you would     usually have gone back to your home planet. [21:17] wom     I can't go back to space until     Mr. Tawarayama is revived. [21:21] atsu     Huh? What about your scientifically     advanced medical mechanisms? [21:24] kusa     That's likely just an excuse. [21:27] ---     Gulp... [21:28] yumoto     Well, that just means I can cuddle you more! [21:30] wom     W-Wait! No, no, no. [21:32] yumoto     There, there, there. [21:32] wom     Well, I wouldn't say... [21:34] yumoto     Cuddle, cuddle. [21:36] wom     ...that! SIGN    Important news after the break SIGN     After this, Mr. Tawarayama was brought back to life thanks to the "life" brought to Earth by one of Wombat's people. Thank goodness. Season 2 1 - Love, Once More! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] gero     -- [00:00] tsu     -- [00:00] yu     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:14] en     Atsushi... you know... [00:16] en     There's something I've been     thinking about lately. [00:19] at     What is it, En-chan? [00:20] at     The Ol*mpics? [00:21] at     The constitution? [00:22] at     Chikuwabu? [00:23] en     No, time. [00:25] at     Time? [00:26] en     We only just got promoted to 3rd years, [00:29] en     and it was autumn before we knew it. [00:31] en     We missed all our chances for summer fun. [00:34] en     You know? [00:35] io     Not true, Yufuin-senpai. [00:38] io     We went to both [00:39] io     Danran Beach and Mt. Binan. [00:42] ryu     Is your memory getting fuzzy already?     That's an aging danger sign! [00:46] ats     En-chan, your kouhai are worried about you. [00:49] en     Yeah, [00:50] en     but it didn't feel like we were going     to the mountains or the beach for fun. [00:53] en     It's too late now, [00:55] en     but it's always been my dream to     make lots of fun summer memories. [00:59] io     You know the saying. [01:01] io     "Time doesn't betray dreams," and vice versa. [01:04] en     Does anyone even know what that means? [01:06] at     In my opinion, it means that     the time you spend working [01:09] at     puts you that much closer to your dreams... [01:11] en     Atsushi. You don't actually     have to analyze it. [01:14] ryu     Hey, you know sand clocks? [01:17] at     That's pretty out of the blue. [01:18] ryu     Well, talking about clocks     in the bath reminded me. [01:21] ryu     Sand clocks. [01:22] io     Saunas have them a lot, don't they? [01:24] en     Io, have you been to a sauna? [01:27] io     A friend of mine has one at home. [01:29] io     A Finnish sauna. [01:30] io     It's basically a steam bath. [01:32] en     They slap their backs with     birch branches, don't they? [01:36] io     What? Do they? [01:37] en     You didn't know? [01:38] at     Anyway, Ryuu, what were     you saying about sand clocks? [01:41] ryu     With a sand clock, you know? [01:42] ryu     It's a clock, but it doesn't     tell you what time it is. [01:46] ryu     It claims to be a time-telling device, [01:47] ryu     but it won't actually tell you the time. [01:50] ryu     So how is it a clock? [01:51] io     But isn't that true of a stopwatch, as well? [01:55] ryu     Oh, right. [01:56] ryu     But somehow that just doesn't sit right. [01:59] at     A sand clock is known as     an "hourglass" in English. [02:01] at     It's not a watch or a clock. [02:03] ryu     Sand and glass? They're the same thing! [02:05] en     I can't believe you guys [02:07] en     kept this stupid conversation up this long. [02:10] at     En-chan, are you really one to talk? [02:13] en     What do you mean? [02:17] yu     You use a sand clock when     you get an enema, right? [02:20] both     Enema?! [02:21] yu     Because after it goes in, [02:22] yu     you need to hold it in for a while. [02:25] en     Really? [02:26] en     I never knew sand clocks     bore such a noble mission. [02:29] ryu     But Yumoto, [02:30] ryu     why do you know something so hardcore? [02:33] yu     Well, when I was little, my big brother would always make me... [02:35] io     We don't need to hear this. [02:37] at     They never change. [02:39] at     That Earth Defense Club! [02:41] en     You know, you're a member of it, too... [02:47] gero     I knew it! [02:48] gero     You're all here, eh? [02:50] ari     Hey there. [02:51] yu     Come on in! [02:53] ryu     What do you mean, you knew it? [02:57] gero     The Earth Defense Club [02:59] gero     can always be found marinating     at Kurotama Bath. [03:02] io     Excellent observation. [03:08] ari     I initially turned up my nose at     the thought of public bathing. [03:11] ari     But it's quite nice when you get used to it. [03:14] en     Right? [03:15] en     You can't stretch out in the bath at home. [03:18] yu     Go on! [03:18] yu     Sink right in down to your shoulders! [03:21] yu     Our hot water comes right from a hot spring! [03:24] at     Hey. [03:32] at     It's been a while. [03:34] kusa     We see each other in school every day. [03:36] at     Oh. [03:37] at     That's right. [03:39] at     I guess it's been hard, huh? [03:42] kusa     What has? [03:44] at     Well... you know... [03:46] at     stuff? [03:48] kusa     "Stuff"? [03:49] kusa     That's incredibly vague. [03:51] at     True... [03:54] yu     That reminds me. [03:55] yu     Aren't you student council     guys gonna study abroad? [03:58] ryu     Hey! [03:58] io     Hush! [04:00] kusa     Yeah. [04:01] kusa     We head out tomorrow. [04:02] yu     Lucky! [04:03] yu     You know, I've never ever been on a plane! [04:07] yu     What does it feel like? [04:09] kusa     You just fly, like normal. [04:12] yu     Come on! [04:13] yu     But what's normal? That's I want to know! [04:16] yu     Is it exciting? [04:18] yu     Is it invigorating?! [04:19] kusa     It's not... [04:21] kusa     especially exciting. [04:22] kusa     Nor is it invigorating, I suppose. [04:25] kusa     I don't really know. [04:28] en     Yumoto! Yumoto! [04:29] yu     What? [04:30] en     Just get over here! [04:32] yu     Okay... [04:34] en     Leave the two of them alone. [04:36] yu     What? [04:37] yu     Here, you mean? [04:39] io     Yes, here! [04:40] yu     Why? [04:41] en     Because! [04:43] gero     Arima-san, have you finished     your preparations? [04:45] ari     More or less. [04:47] gero     It doesn't feel real to me yet. [04:51] ari     Same here. [04:53] ari     But it's even worse for Kinshiro, I believe. [04:57] kusa     You seem rather busy. [05:00] at     No, things are pretty normal here. [05:13] kusa     Tomorrow— [05:13] at     How about— [05:14] at     What? [05:15] kusa     Nothing. [05:17] at     Tomorrow what? [05:18] kusa     Tomorrow... [05:20] kusa     I was wondering if anything was going on. [05:23] at     With me? [05:24] at     Well, you're flying out, right, Kin-chan? [05:26] kusa     No, not that. [05:28] kusa     I mean overall. [05:29] at     Overall? [05:31] at     I don't know. [05:35] ryu     Look at this! [05:36] ryu     It's hell! Sweet and sour pastry hell! [05:39] en     Just say it! [05:40] en     Say "I'll go see you off!" [05:41] en     Say "Come and see me off!" [05:42] io     Hey, back off. [05:44] io     The ice just started melting after so long. [05:47] io     Our job is just to watch and hope for the best. [05:49] ari     Something that's been balled up      for so many years [05:51] ari     won't untangle that easily. [05:53] io     You said it, Arima-san. [05:55] yu     Huh? What do you mean? [05:56] yu     What won't untangle? [05:58] all     Never mind! You just sit! [06:03] yu     But President Kusatsu [06:04] yu     looks a lot like Mr. Tawarayama right now! [06:07] ryu     You mean the blank expression?     That's typical for him. [06:09] en     Yeah... [06:11] yu     No! [06:12] yu     I mean he's floating, with Atsushi-senpai! [06:17] en     Did they pass out from the heat? [06:19] gero     President! SIGN    Love, Once More! [06:30] en     Knowing Atsushi, [06:32] en     he felt awkward pushing to come see him off [06:34] en     when he wasn't invited. [06:36] ari     And Kinshiro probably thought [06:37] ari     asking him to come see him off [06:39] ari     would be a shameless request. [06:42] yu     They could have just said it. [06:44] yu     Why didn't they say it? [06:46] io     Things are complicated     when you're a grown-up. [06:51] ari     Are you awake, Kinshiro? [06:55] yu     Are you okay? [06:57] kusa     I seem to have fainted. [06:59] kusa     I'm sorry for the trouble. [07:05] yu     Atsushi-senpai's not awake yet! [07:08] kusa     Well, [07:09] kusa     I have to get home soon [07:11] kusa     to get ready for tomorrow. [07:12] ari     Here! [07:13] kusa     Thank you. [07:15] kusa     Now, Earth Defense Club. [07:17] kusa     Please try not to cause any     trouble while we're abroad. [07:20] yu     Oh, yeah! [07:21] yu     Could we come to see you off tomorrow? [07:26] yu     I want to see a plane! [07:27] yu     Can we? [07:30] gero     What should we do, President? [07:32] kusa     If you want to come, do so. [07:34] kusa     We have no authority to stop you. [07:36] gero     Well, I guess that's that. [07:39] ari     See you. [07:40] yu     Yes! [07:42] en     Atsushi, you okay? [07:44] ryu     The student council just left. [07:46] atsu     I know. [07:49] atsu     Yumoto... [07:51] atsu     Thanks. [07:52] yu     For what? [07:53] atsu     Well... nothing. [07:56] yu     Atsushi-senpai, are you cold? [07:58] en     Should we go back in? [08:00] ryu     Sure. [08:01] ryu     I don't have any dates to go on today. [08:03] io     And the Tokyo markets are already closed. [08:11] en     Atsushi, you're way too dere. [08:13] atsu     Me? [08:14] atsu     Really? [08:17] atsu     I was thinking, in hindsight, [08:19] atsu     the Battle Lovers wasn't bad at all. [08:23] en     You think? [08:24] en     These things are the root of all evil. [08:26] atsu     I know, that's why I said "in hindsight." [08:29] atsu     All's well that ends well, you know? [08:31] ryu     Kinugawa-senpai, you're really generous. [08:34] io     Very far-sighted thinking. [08:36] yu     I had fun with our Battle     Lover club activity, too! [08:39] four     Don't call it a club activity! [08:41] yu     We just need Wom-san     and Mr. Tawarayama to show up, [08:44] yu     and we'll have the whole gang! [08:46] en     Speak of the devil. [08:48] both     Wom-san? [08:51] mon     I am... [08:51] yu     An hourglass! [08:52] mon     Don't call me by such a cheap name! [08:54] mon     I am... [08:55] yu     Hourglass Monster! [08:56] mon     Silence! [08:57] mon     I mean, stop time! [09:00] mon     I am wonderful! [09:04] mon     Evolution, change,     and growth are unnecessary! [09:07] mon     I live now only for this moment! [09:10] mon     Live! For! The present! [09:11] mon     Life Now! [09:14] mon     Did you behold my power? [09:16] mon     Time Stopper! [09:19] yu     Wow, he startled me! [09:21] yu     He startled me so much I forgot to breathe! [09:23] ryu     He's sounding kind of cool, though... [09:25] io     You think that's cool? Really? [09:28] io     I mean, I know "Show Stopper"... [09:30] en     But why a monster? [09:32] en     I thought we beat Zundar and Hireashi. [09:34] atsu     He should have been demoted to assistant director. [09:37] yu     You intend to stand against us, do you? [09:39] yu     Senpais! [09:40] yu     Let's Love Making into the Battle Lovers! [09:43] yu     Love Making! [09:45] mon     I don't think so! [09:54] yu     The Lovracelets... disappeared? [09:57] [Messenger] sign     Messenger of Love From Space     Wombat     Special Abilities:      Highly Advanced Scientific Technology [10:08] ryu     Wow, you can really see the tan line! [10:10] atsu     Focus on the real issue! [10:12] mon     Attention, Battle Lovers! [10:15] mon     Your time ends now. [10:17] mon     For, you see... [10:18] mon     I will end you all! [10:21] en     Wait! [10:23] en     How did you know we're the Battle Lovers? [10:29] mon     That's not all I know! [10:31] mon     Your faces and voices are blur-free [10:34] mon     and exposed! [10:36] en     No way! [10:37] mon     Yes way! [10:41] atsu     En-chan! [10:42] at     I don't know who you're working for, [10:45] at     but this is a violation of privacy laws! [10:49] mon     You won't need privacy when you're dead! [10:51] ryu     Why, you... [10:53] io     We won't let you... [10:55] ryu     I can't move! [10:56] at     En-chan! [10:57] yu     Darn it. [10:58] yu     This weirdo wouldn't be able [11:00] yu     to push us around if we could Love Making! [11:03] mon     Sorry, but that's not in your futures! [11:05] mon     Sleep in the hour of repose known as death! [11:14] goro     Is someone horsing around in the bath?! [11:18] goro     Who are you?! [11:19] yu     Big bro! [11:21] goro     And he's kicking sand around, too! [11:23] goro     What the hell made you think that was okay?! [11:26] mon     Well... [11:29] mon     Oh, there's a very important galaxy-spanning reason... [11:32] goro     Someone who can't wash off [11:34] goro     before getting in the bath,     talking about the galaxy?! [11:36] goro     What kind of crap is that?! [11:39] mon     I'm sorry! [11:40] mon     I'll come back later! [11:42] goro     Hold on! [11:43] goro     Clean this up first! [11:45] goro     Yumoto. [11:46] yu     Yes? [11:47] goro     Choose better friends. [11:50] ryu     What? [11:51] ryu     Don't tell the student council? [11:53] io     Why not? [11:54] en     They're about to go study abroad. [11:57] en     I don't want to worry them. [11:59] ryu     But what if Zundar's     pulling the strings again? [12:03] atsu     No way. [12:04] atsu     Kin-chan wouldn't do anything so cowardly. [12:07] ryu     Sorry. [12:10] en     You have nothing to apologize for, Ryuu. [12:12] en     But if they're not behind it, [12:15] en     we have to figure out what     the hell happened yesterday. [12:19] atsu     En-chan, what's wrong? SIGN    Monthly     Shounen GUNP [12:23] ryu     Hey! That's my GUNP! [12:27] mon     You snuck up on me! You cowards! [12:28] en     No, you just weren't paying attention. [12:31] ryu     Give it back! [12:37] io     Ryuu! [12:39] atsu     Time Stopping Monster-san! [12:40] atsu     We'd like a word with you. [12:42] mon     Oh? I'll hear you out. [12:44] en     What, he's okay being called that? [12:46] atsu     We need to go and see off     some friends at the airport. [12:50] atsu     You can read that if you want, [12:51] atsu     so can we meet you back here? [12:53] ryu     Huh? That's my GUNP! [12:54] mon     I see! [12:55] mon     Stop the time on the fight, then? [12:58] atsu     That's right! [12:58] atsu     Exactly! [12:59] mon     It won't be that easy! [13:02] ryu     Hey! My GUNP! [13:04] io     That's property damage! [13:05] ryu     Now you'll pay! [13:06] io     Although we always intended to make you pay! [13:10] yu     Hey, quit getting sand     all over the club room! [13:14] en     Wait! [13:15] mon     Without your Love Power, [13:17] mon     you are no match for me! [13:23] hi     Look at that. [13:25] hi     They're as pathetic as turtles     turned over onto their backs. [13:27] tsu     Stop it. [13:29] tsu     That's an insult... [13:30] tsu     to the turtles. [13:31] hi     That's right. They're less than turtles. [13:34] tsu     Yes, [13:35] tsu     they're pathetic water fleas. [13:37] dada     They'll be pulverized, at this rate. [13:45] mon     Now... It's time to end this! [13:50] wom     Hey! Hold on a minute! [13:54] yu     That voice! [14:01] wom     I'm here! [14:04] yu     Wom-san! [14:05] wom     My name is Wombat. [14:08] wom     The messenger of love, [14:09] wom     who loves the Earth and protects it! [14:11] mon     Wh-What?! [14:13] atsu     What? [14:14] atsu     You used to say you weren't a wombat. [14:17] wom     Now that I am here, there's no need to fear! [14:21] wom     You who are without love... [14:23] wom     At last, love is... love will... [14:29] yu     Wom-san, you're so wriggly! [14:31] wom     Anyway, put these on already! [14:39] wom     I thought something like this might happen, [14:41] wom     so here are your new True Lovracelets! [14:44] ryu     He thought something     like this might happen? [14:47] io     We have to transform again? [14:49] wom     Of course! [14:51] wom     Let's go, everyone! [14:54] yu     Love Making! [15:21] yu     The Sparkling Prince! [15:24] yu     Battle Lover Scarlet! [15:26] en     Love Making. [15:37] en     The Flashing Prince! [15:39] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [15:42] atsu     Love Making. [15:51] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [15:53] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [15:56] io     Love Making. [16:06] io     The Roaring Prince! [16:08] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [16:11] ryu     Love Making! [16:21] ryu     The Thrilling Prince! [16:23] ryu     Battle Lover Vesta! [16:25] en     This love-filled planet [16:27] en     will not abide those who lack love! [16:29] ryu     Those who wield loveless power [16:31] ryu     must kneel before love! [16:33] io     Love is power! [16:34] io     Love is hope! [16:36] atsu     Be born for love! [16:38] atsu     Give your life for love! [16:40] yu     Love! [16:40] yu     We are, forever, the heirs     to the throne of love... [16:44] five     Battle Lovers! [16:45] yu     Feel the power... [16:47] five     of love! [16:50] io     What? Did our costumes change? [16:53] ryu     Yeah, they're different from before! [16:56] wom     In season 2,     your items and designs always change. [16:59] wom     That is the law of the universe! [17:01] wom     The providence of nature! [17:04] wom     And it's not just how they look! [17:06] wom     You've also powered up, [17:08] wom     and you boast a far more vivid design, [17:11] wom     invoking a taste of the     "now" and the "young"! [17:16] en     I've given up looking     for taste from this guy. [17:20] atsu     Let's just beat this thing     and get to the airport. [17:23] en     Yeah. [17:24] en     Cerulean Love Aqua! [17:29] mon     Curse you! [17:30] yu     En-chan-senpai! I'll do it too! [17:32] yu     Scarlet Love Lumiere! [17:37] ryu     Yeah! Go! Do it! [17:39] ryu     Vesta Love Ignit! [17:42] io     I beg your pardon! [17:43] io     Sulfur Love Gaia! [17:48] atsu     You guys don't hold back, huh? [17:51] yu     Atsushi-senpai, aren't you going to join in? [17:54] atsu     Oh, I am. [17:55] atsu     Epinard Love Hurricane! [18:02] ryu     Wow. [18:04] ryu     Harsh. [18:05] io     Never get on Kinugawa-senpai's bad side, huh? [18:15] mon     You think those trivial attacks     will be enough to beat me?! [18:18] ryu     Well, you do seem to be crying. [18:20] mon     I haven't actually gotten serious yet! [18:23] mon     The real battle is just getting started. [18:25] io     He's surprisingly tenacious. [18:27] en     Stubborn's more like it. [18:28] mon     Orifice Tornado! [18:33] ann     JNA flight 62 will begin boarding shortly. [18:37] ann     Boarding passengers please come to gate 21. [18:38] gero     I guess they're not coming. [18:41] gero     Well, it's the Earth Defense Club. [18:43] gero     I guess we shouldn't have     trusted them to start with. [18:46] kin     They'll come. [18:47] kin     At-chan will keep his promise. [18:50] ari     Maybe he got put on day shift,      or an errand came up? [18:53] ari     Or something... [18:56] ann     JNA will begin boarding shortly. [18:59] ann     Boarding passengers please come to gate 21. [19:05] kusa     Let's go. [19:06] kusa     We can't be late to board. [19:12] atsu     No... [19:13] atsu     I must be there to see them off! [19:23] mon     If I defeat you... [19:25] mon     no one will be able to     move time forward for me! [19:28] mon     I will be eternal! [19:31] yu     Who wants eternity like that?! [19:33] mon     What?! [19:34] yu     Fearing change is like moving backwards! [19:38] yu     Moving forward is [19:39] yu     what lets a person get stronger     and achieve their dreams! [19:43] yu     So now that we're stronger,     you can't beat us! [19:47] mon     Wh-Wh-Wh-What?! [19:50] yu     Now! [19:53] yu     Sparkle, Lumiere of Love! [19:58] en     Flash, Purifying Aqua! [20:01] atsu     Pierce, Gallant Hurricane! [20:05] io     Roar, Raging Gaia! [20:08] ryu     Thrill, Blazing Ignit! [20:22] yu     True Love Attack! [20:36] yu     True Love Fountain! [20:52] yu     Love is over! [20:54] all     We told you, it's not! [20:57] yu     I know this guy. SIGN    Tokiwa Tomaru [20:59] yu     It's Tokiwa Tomaru from the next class over. [21:01] atsu     He was born on April 2nd, [21:03] atsu     and really hates being the first     one in the class to get a year older. [21:07] en     Even so, you can't stop time. [21:10] yu     Besides... SIGN    Bath Coupon     Kurotama Bath [21:11] yu     Time doesn't betray dreams. [21:14] io     Actually, I think we're [21:15] io     on the verge of betraying a dream right now... [21:19] io     The president's. [21:20] atsu     Their flight's about to take off! [21:39] kusa     At-chan! [21:48] yu     He noticed! [21:49] yu     He's waving! [21:50] wom     Don't shake me! [21:54] en     He won't be gone forever. [21:56] en     He'll be back before you know it. [22:01] atsu     Yeah. [22:03] yu     Oh, yeah. [22:03] yu     By the way, where's Mr. Tawarayama? [22:06] wom     Erk! [22:07] wom     A-Actually... [22:19] ni     Hey, [22:20] ni     do you know where the staff office is? [22:22] tsu     We're joining Binan High School [22:26] tsu     as exchange students. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Love is a Mayfly [24:01] yu     Next time: "Love is a Mayfly!" [24:03] yu     Love Making! [24:05] ---      2 - Love is a Mayfly Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] aki     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] both     -- [00:00] guard     -- [00:17] haru     Aki, silent guardian with eyes of ice, [00:20] haru     a question for you. [00:21] haru     What is an idol? [00:23] aki     One with overwhelming power,     who cannot be replaced. [00:27] aki     Haru, blazing deceiver wreathed in light, [00:31] aki     a question for you. [00:33] aki     What is an idol? [00:34] haru     One who guides and commands the world. [00:39] haru     The object of worship for all things     in creation. That is what we will be. [00:44] aki     No... what we must be. [00:47] both     This is the vow we have made to the universe! [00:55] aki     And if anyone... [00:57] haru     ...opposes us... [00:59] both     We'll destroy them. SIGN    Love is a Mayfly [02:41] ai     What is the greatest sin that man can commit? [02:46] ai     Is it sloth? [02:48] ai     Envy? [02:50] ai     Wrath? [02:51] ai     No. [02:52] ai     There is a sin that causes     even more suffering. [02:55] ai     That sin is... [02:59] ai     Beauty! SIGN    Ouso Tsukuro [03:05] ai     Everyone runs in fear of my beauty! [03:08] ai     Truly, beauty is the greatest sin! [03:11] stu     That guy's such a creep. [03:12] stu     He says he has twenty TVs... [03:14] stu     And that he's best friends     with celebrities and stuff. [03:16] stu     Not even little kids try to pull     those kinds of lies nowadays. [03:19] stu     This one time, I lost it and said "Oh,     yeah? Then let's see your ten pet lions!" [03:24] stu     and started walking to his house. [03:26] stu     What happened? [03:27] stu     On the way there, he     started writhing in pain. [03:30] stu     How come? [03:31] stu     He said a long time ago, an alien placed     a curse on his right hand and his heart, [03:34] stu     and it had just started acting up. [03:37] stu     Oh, please. What a geek. [03:38] stu     I couldn't believe it. I started     feeling kind of sorry for him. [03:41] ai     They're not lies! [03:42] stu     So I just went home. [03:43] ai     They're not lies! [03:46] ai     Why won't anyone believe me?! [03:50] stu     What the hell? [03:51] ai     In my mind, I can see the 4K TVs, [03:54] ai     the lions, and the aliens clear as day! [04:03] ai     Is it that they're too beguiled by my beauty? [04:07] ai     I confuse them so badly, [04:09] ai     they refuse to believe the things I say? [04:11] ai     Is it this sorrow that makes me beautiful? [04:16] ai     That's it! [04:17] ai     Beauty is sorrow. [04:20] haru     Fool. [04:21] haru     Beauty is strength. [04:24] aki     Wrong. [04:25] aki     Beauty is wit. [04:27] ai     Who's there? [04:28] ai     Aliens? [04:29] ai     My real mommy? [04:31] ai     Or some charming, [04:33] ai     sexy devil come to kidnap me? [04:35] haru     Wrong and wrong, stupid. [04:37] aki     Although "devil" was closest, I suppose. [04:43] haru     You see, we want... [04:46] both     To corrupt you. [04:47] aki     That's why we're here. SIGN    1584th Pretty Boy Contest [04:55] stu     Already time for the pretty     boy contest again, huh? [04:57] stu     I wonder who'll win this time. [05:00] ai     You're so ignorant. [05:02] ai     To stand atop something so small [05:05] ai     is a miniscule concern. [05:08] ai     I've met the people who stand [05:11] ai     at the very top of the world! [05:14] ai     One like the sun who makes my blood run hot, [05:18] ai     and one like the moon who     chills my soul to the core! [05:22] stu     Look, we've had enough. [05:24] stu     We're not falling for your lies again. [05:26] ai     It's not a lie! [05:27] ai     I really met them! [05:32] haru     Hey, watch where you're running. [05:35] aki     Can you stand? [05:37] ai     You're... [05:39] haru     Here through the exchange     program. Beppu Haruhiko. [05:42] aki     And I am Akihiko. [05:44] aki     We're supposed to be joining     the 2nd year class. [05:50] haru     Are our faces that weird to you? [05:52] aki     Haru. [05:53] aki     You mustn't be so confrontational. [05:55] aki     I'm sure they've rarely seen our like before. [05:57] aki     They've never seen exchange students, either. [06:00] haru     Oh, I see. [06:02] haru     Anyway, pleased to meet you. [06:04] ai     No, it is we who are pleased! [06:06] ai     Haruhiko-san! Akihiko-san! [06:08] ai     See? You get it now? [06:11] ai     I don't lie— [06:13] kiro     Beg your pardon! Press Society here! [06:15] kino     Arriving like a bolt out of the blue, [06:17] kino     Beppu Haruhiko-san and Akihiko-san. [06:19] kino     What are your hobbies? [06:21] haru     Bonsai, gardening, and     horseback riding, I suppose. [06:24] haru     Although I don't think I'll     be able to do that here. [06:27] aki     I enjoy calligraphy. [06:29] aki     And I love to play Hungarian     Pastoral Fantasy on the flute. [06:33] kino     Yes, yes, yes! [06:34] kino     How celebrity and executive of you! [06:37] kino     So, any intention to participate     in the Pretty Boy Contest? [06:40] haru     What's that? [06:41] aki     We only just moved here, [06:43] aki     so we're still getting our bearings. [06:47] ai     All questions must go through me! [06:50] kino     And who are you, exactly? [06:52] ai     I'm their number one worshipper and caretaker! [06:56] sm     Isn't that nice? [06:57] bu     Interesting! [07:00] bu     I can feel my biceps humming. [07:03] sm     I invite you to a duel of neurons! [07:05] en     I've been thinking... [07:08] atsu     What? SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [07:08] io     About what? [07:10] en     What are the conditions for     being a main character? [07:13] atsu     You've lost me. [07:15] en     In the TV show known as life, [07:18] en     there's a clear difference between main     characters and a side character, right? [07:21] atsu     True. [07:23] en     So what separates a main     character and a side character? [07:25] atsu     Good question. [07:28] en     The kinds of people [07:29] en     who don't appear until 8 minutes     and 30 seconds into the episode [07:32] en     can't be the main characters, right? [07:33] en     No, they can't. [07:34] atsu     I think it's okay, as long as they     get a lot to do in the second half. [07:38] en     Oh, really? [07:39] atsu     Of course, I'm a side-character type, [07:41] atsu     so I don't know a lot about main characters. [07:44] io     Oh, no. [07:45] io     You're definitely a leading     man, Kinugawa-senpai. [07:47] io     Like tofu in broth. [07:49] atsu     Does that count as a leading man? [07:52] ryu     I love tofu! [07:54] ryu     You can kill a man with it! [07:56] en     It's a deadly weapon? [07:57] en     But I suppose Atsushi can be frightening     in the right circumstances. [08:00] tsu     What are you talking about? [08:02] tsu     I'm hesitant in everything, [08:04] tsu     even when fighting as the Battle Lovers. [08:06] en     The fact that you can say that without batting     an eye just makes you more frightening. [08:09] io     Actually, yeah. [08:10] ryu     Good point. [08:12] wom     Please, please, please, please stop! [08:13] yu     Speaking of which, [08:14] yu     there's something I've been     thinking about for a while. [08:16] yu     Could that monster we fought     be a leftover from last time? [08:19] en     No way. [08:22] en     There's no way you've been thinking     about that for a while, Yumoto. [08:25] io     That's the part you're denying? [08:26] ryu     He probably just thought of it. [08:28] atsu     Now, now. [08:29] atsu     Let's hear him out. [08:31] atsu     So? [08:32] yu     The student council didn't send him out, [08:35] yu     and Wom-san probably didn't, either. [08:36] yu     So what could it be? [08:38] wom     W-Wait a moment! [08:39] wom     What's all this "Wom-san probably didn't" stuff?! [08:43] yu     Don't you worry! [08:45] yu     No matter what happens, [08:46] yu     I believe you, Wom-san! [08:49] wom     You do not! [08:50] wom     You clearly do not! [08:50] en     Well, we saw what you did to Mr. Tawarayama. [08:55] wom     The life I brought slipped out! [08:57] wom     It was an accident! An accident, I swear! [09:00] kino     What an incredible development! [09:02] kino     Are we about to see a     no-holds-barred bloodbath?! [09:06] bu     Boxing can hurt, [09:07] bu     so we'll compete with feats of strength! SIGN    Grip Strength SIGN    Sidesteps SIGN    Pull-Ups [09:21] haru     I have to give you credit. [09:23] haru     You did have the guts to challenge me. [09:25] ai     Haruhiko-sama! [09:27] kino     Next, battle of brains! [09:30] shir     Could they be taking on     the Millenium Problems?! [09:33] chi     There wouldn't be anyone capable of judging it. SIGN    10 x 10 equation [09:36] chi     We'll do a 10 x 10 equation! [09:39] aki     I'm done. [09:40] chi     Wh-What?! [09:41] aki     Your time would be better spent studying [09:43] aki     than challenging me, don't you think? [09:46] both     Akihiko-sama! [09:51] en     The main/side character stuff reminded me. [09:53] atsu     What? [09:54] en     Isn't it almost time for     the Pretty Boy Contest? [09:57] ryu     Oh yeah, that's right. [09:59] io     What? But you were so fired     up about it before... [10:02] ryu     Yeah, but I've kind of stopped caring. [10:05] atsu     I feel your thermal conductivity, Ryuu. [10:08] ryuu     Huh? [10:09] ryuu     Hey, what's that supposed to mean? [10:12] yu     Speaking of which. In front of my house... [10:14] en     Yumoto's defaulting to "speaking     of which" a lot today. [10:17] atsu     In the real world,     who actually says, "speaking of which"? [10:22] en     Same with "The aforementioned" [10:23] en     and "It just occurred to me" [10:24] en     or "Such-and-such"... [10:28] yu     Just forget that and listen to me! [10:31] en     Fine, fine. [10:32] atsu     So, what is it? [10:34] kino     Shogi competition! [10:36] haru     Check mate. [10:38] haru     Bow before me for eternity. [10:41] four     Yes, forever! [10:43] four     Squee! [10:44] kino     Cooking competition! [10:45] haru     7.32 meters. [10:48] aki     My flavors might be poisonous for you. [10:51] aki     Since you'll never get it out of your mind. [10:53] all     Squee! [10:55] kino     Sewing competition! [10:57] haru     Take good care of this for me. [11:00] haru     And I'll take good care of you. [11:02] all     Squee! [11:03] kino     Fencing competition! [11:07] aki     I've run your heart through. [11:09] all     Squee! [11:11] ai     More! Treat me with more contempt! [11:13] ai     Look down your nose at me! [11:17] ai     The eternal pretty boys of Binan High School, [11:19] ai     Haruhiko-sama, Akihiko-sama. [11:21] ai     We swear our eternal worship     and submission to you! [11:23] all     We do! [11:24] haru     What a burden. [11:26] aki     Don't be like that, Haru. [11:29] ai     Oh, no! Haru-sama, Aki-sama! [11:31] ai     We don't intend to force ourselves on you! [11:34] ai     We just really needed to... [11:39] ai     I-I'm sorry! [11:40] ai     We thought about our needs,     but not about your feelings! [11:44] haru     I feel like the king of the monkey pen. [11:47] aki     Truly, they are apes. SIGN    The Sparkling Prince Battle Lover Scarlet Finishing Move: Scarlet Love Lumiere True Love Attack [11:55] yu     See? [11:56] yu     It's there, like I said! [11:58] atsu     When did they put up a building like this? [12:00] ryu     It looks like a castle. [12:02] en     Looks like a love hotel. [12:04] io     Nah, love hotels are cheaper than that. [12:06] io     This thing's at least two million yen per square meter. [12:09] en     How do you know that? [12:11] en     Instinct? [12:12] io     I do have my real estate     broker license, you know. [12:15] yu     Do you think it's a house? [12:18] atsu     If it's not a love hotel, it must be. [12:21] en     I could have done without hearing     Atsushi say "love hotel." [12:25] ryu     Same here. [12:26] io     I agree. [12:27] atsu     Why?! [12:28] yu     What's a love hotel? [12:33] en     What is this feeling? Motherly instinct? [12:35] atsu     The smell of innocence. [12:37] atsu     It's so soothing! [12:38] io     Never change, Yumoto. [12:40] ryu     Yes, remain ignorant! [12:42] yu     Hey! What was that?! [12:42] wom     A true heir to the throne of love! [12:46] yu     Darn it! [12:50] yu     Oh, are you customers? [12:52] yu     Come on in! The bath's open right now! [12:55] haru     Did you hear that? "Customers," he says. [12:57] aki     Let it go, Haru. That's the class     of person we're dealing with. [13:01] aki     We've moved into the house across the way. [13:04] yu     Oh, really? [13:06] yu     We were saying, it looks like     a love hotel! Just amazi— [13:11] en     We apologize on his behalf. [13:13] atsu     He just meant that it was very impressive. [13:16] haru     We won't forget your face, Hakone Yumoto. [13:19] aki     I'm sure we'll be speaking again, very soon. [13:22] aki     We hope you'll be accommodating. [13:23] yu     Yeah, sure thing! [13:25] yu     Oh, that's right! SIGN    Bath Coupon     Kurotama Bath [13:27] yu     Here, these are coupons for our bath! [13:30] yu     Please use them! [13:33] haru     I'm horribly grateful. [13:35] aki     We'll treasure them. [13:45] ai     Hey... Haruhiko-sama? Akihiko-sama? [13:49] ai     I'm very grateful to you for inviting me... [13:51] ai     But being the only one here... [13:53] ai     I'm just delighted... awe-struck, really... [13:58] dada     Ladies... of which there are none. [14:01] dada     Gentlemen! [14:02] dada     Welcome to the VEPP Theater. [14:05] ai     Huh? Did he say Beppu Theater? [14:07] dada     I'm proud to introduce that marvelous duo... [14:11] dada     The VEPPer! [14:14] ai     English? Vapor? [14:16] dada     Now's the time! [14:17] dada     Enjoy the show! [14:24] both     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [14:30] both     Let's illuminate the mysteries     of the universe... [14:34] both     On the name of the stars! [14:44] both     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [14:50] both     Let's illuminate the mysteries     of the universe... [14:52] both     The twin stars shining in the heaven! [14:54] haru     Salty Sol! [14:56] aki     Melty Luna! [14:59] both     Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer! [15:03] both     Chosen warrior! [15:05] haru     Lucky you! [15:07] aki     Happy you! [15:09] both     Shooting... [15:10] both     Star! [15:19] go     We have new neighbors across     from the bath, then? [15:23] yu     I wonder if they'll use our coupons! [15:25] go     I'm sure they will. [15:27] yu     Yeah! [15:32] yu     By the way, big bro... [15:34] yu     What's a love hotel? [15:39] yu     You don't know, either? [15:41] go     I'm sorry. [15:42] yu     Why are you apologizing? [16:02] tofu     My name is Tofu Monster! [16:04] tofu     I possess the delicate mind [16:07] tofu     and silky white beauty of tofu! [16:13] wom     It's time to Love Making     into the Battle Lovers! [16:16] en     We left our curry back there... [16:18] atsu     What a waste. [16:20] ryu     I had to cut off a great texting session! [16:22] io     I was just thinking about the London markets. [16:24] wom     Get to the Love Making already! [16:27] yu     Let's finish it up quick! [16:30] yu     Love Making! [16:35] yu     The Sparkling Prince! [16:38] yu     Battle Lover Scarlet! [16:41] en     The Flashing Prince! [16:42] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [16:45] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [16:47] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [16:50] io     The Roaring Prince! [16:52] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [16:55] ryu     The Thrilling Prince! [16:57] ryu     Battle Lover Vesta! [16:59] en     This love-filled planet will     not abide those who lack love! [17:03] ryu     Those who wield loveless     power must kneel before love! [17:07] io     Love is power! [17:08] io     Love is hope! [17:10] atsu     Be born for love! [17:12] atsu     Give your life for love! [17:14] yu     Love! [17:15] yu     We are, forever, the heirs     to the throne of love... [17:18] five     Battle Lovers! [17:19] yu     Feel the power... [17:21] five     Of love! [17:24] yu     I don't care if you're tofu or atsu-age! [17:27] yu     I want to know why you're     here, and who sent you! [17:32] tofu     If you want to know, you'll     have to beat me first! [17:35] tofu     Domestically-Grown GMO-Free Soybean Shot! [17:45] tofu     Tofu is made from soybeans, you know! [17:47] en     Obviously! [17:48] en     But don't you think you're better than just soybeans? [17:50] tofu     Tofu doesn't judge! [17:52] tofu     Soy Curd Storm! [17:58] ryu     I can't stand curd! It's so gross and mushy! [18:02] tofu     Be consumed by the dilemma [18:03] tofu     of having to eat fragile     food with chopsticks! [18:06] ryu     It's sticking in my throat! [18:09] atsu     I don't think I like this monster. [18:11] en     Is there any monster you do like?! [18:17] en     The curds... [18:18] yu     They're so slick... [18:20] ryu     This guy's stronger than I thought! [18:22] io     What should we do? [18:37] yu     Stop wasting food! [18:40] yu     Scarlet Love Lumiere! [18:42] mon     Chilled tofu?! [18:48] io     At least soybean isoflavone     is a great moisturizer... [18:52] mon     Y-You can't beat me! [18:54] mon     I'm delicate and beautiful! [18:57] yu     Don't avert your eyes from the truth! [18:59] yu     Even if you are tofu, right now, [19:01] yu     you're the tofu dregs left behind in the pot! [19:04] yu     But whether you get recycled     for rice porridge the next day [19:06] yu     is up to you! [19:12] yu     True Love Attack! [19:25] yu     True Love Fountain! [19:40] yu     Love is over! [19:43] ryu     Hey, he's from C class... [19:45] io     Oh, I remember him. [19:47] atsu     Someone definitely made him a monster, then. [19:50] yu     Speaking of which, we forgot to     ask about the monsters' boss! [19:54] en     That's a proper use of "speaking     of which," at least. [20:05] yu     Senpai! [20:06] yu     What's that there? [20:10] haru     Five of them, and not a     decent-looking one in the bunch. [20:12] haru     Just trash from start to finish. [20:14] aki     Really? [20:15] aki     I suppose there might be one     or two eccentrics out there [20:18] aki     who they might appeal to. [20:21] yu     What was that, you guys?! [20:23] ryu     If they're blurring their faces like that... [20:26] io     They must be using advanced     technology like ours. [20:30] en     And they seem to be naturally rude. [20:32] atsu     Not pleasant at all. [20:35] haru     I see no reason to be     considerate of your feelings. [20:39] aki     We're inconsiderately [20:41] aki     going to be wiping you out soon, after all. [20:45] ryu     The hell do you mean "wiping us out"? [20:48] haru     We, the VEPPer, [20:49] haru     cannot allow your continued existence. [20:53] haru     Understand, loser nerds? [20:55] io     Are you trying to pick a fight with us? [20:58] aki     Did you finally catch on? [21:01] aki     You're awfully slow on the     uptake. It worries me. [21:10] dada     That's enough for today. [21:13] dada     We don't want you catching     their nerd lameness. [21:16] aki     You're so right, Dadacha. [21:19] haru     Well, you're not going to have     a comfortable night from now on. [21:22] haru     Keep that in mind, loser nerds. [21:24] en     Wait, you... [21:29] yu     Just who were those guys? [21:39] go     What's all this? [21:40] haru     You're horribly in our way, apes. [21:42] aki     Come on, you're making trouble. [21:45] aki     Make way. [21:52] haru     Chopping wood? [21:53] aki     That must be hard work. [21:54] go     Oh, thank you. [21:57] both     Excuse us. [22:10] go     What was that all about? [22:20] guard     We, the Beppu Apes [22:21] guard     stand ready to serve you.     Haru-sama, Aki-sama. [22:25] guard     Your wish is our command. SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Brotherly Love [24:01] en     Next time, "Brotherly Love." [24:04] en     Love Making! [24:05] ---      3 - Brotherly Love Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] dada     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] yu     -- [00:00] dada     -- [00:20] (Flashback) go     What's wrong, Yumoto? [00:22] (Flashback) yu     Big bro... [00:23] (Flashback) go     Were you in a fight? [00:24] (Flashback) yu     I didn't hit them... [00:26] (Flashback) yu     because you always tell me... [00:27] (Flashback) yu     it's not good to hit friends... [00:31] (Flashback) go     They hit you, but you didn't fight back? [00:37] (Flashback) go     Good job, Yumoto. [00:39] (Flashback) yu     Big bro! [00:41] (Flashback) go     Listen, Yumoto. The moon is     there, even during the day. [00:47] (Flashback) go     Morning and night, it stands     watch over you from the sky. [00:51] (Flashback) go     And me, too. [00:52] (Flashback) go     When you're suffering, when     you're sad, look up at the sky. [00:56] (Flashback) go     The daytime moon and your big brother [00:58] (Flashback) go     are always watching over you. [01:01] (Flashback) yu     I understand, Big bro! SIGN    Brotherly Love [02:43] at     What? [02:44] at     Reading to kindergarteners? [02:46] yu     Yeah! [02:47] yu     With the student council studying abroad, [02:49] yu     the teachers asked the Defense     Club to do it instead! [02:52] en     Huh? [02:53] en     Our seats... [02:55] ryu     Someone's in our usual spot. [02:57] io     Who cares if someone else sits there? [02:59] en     You know the saying. Home     is where the heart is. [03:02] en     Anyway, what's going on? [03:03] en     Who are they? [03:04] at     I heard we got some exchange     students recently. [03:07] at     Maybe it's them? [03:08] en     Huh? [03:09] en     So what about the crowd? SIGN    Beppu Brothers SIGN    Overwhelming support from      young female fans!!     And male fans too?! SIGN    Examining the Hot and Handsome      Beppu Brother Idols!     Digging into this mysterious      duo's personal lives...... SIGN    Beppu Haruhiko     Birthday: August 21st     Leo Blood Tpe AB     Interests: Bonsai     Favorite food: Rice balls     Hated food: Carrots SIGN    Beppu Akihiko:     Birthday: August 21st     Leo Blood Type AB     Hobby: Calligraphy     Favorite food: Rice balls     Hated food: Green peppers [03:11] io     The detective I hired says     they're the Beppu twins. [03:16] io     Very handsome, excellent grades. [03:18] io     They earned the title "eternal pretty boys" [03:20] io     in the Pretty Boy Contest the other day. [03:23] io     And they already have a follower     clique known as the "Beppu Apes." [03:28] en     Yeah, let's sit somewhere else. [03:33] en     So, Yumoto. What was that about     reading to kindergarteners? [03:36] yu     You'll do it, En-chan-senpai?! [03:39] en     No, I don't think I could     handle reading to little kids. [03:43] at     It sounds like a nice idea, but... [03:45] ryu     It would be one thing if it were a     co-ed event with a girls' high school. [03:48] io     I never volunteer my services     without compensation. [03:52] wom     I believe that activities that spread love [03:54] wom     are something the Defense Club     should always take part in! [03:56] kat     Why?! [03:57] kat     Why do you hesitate? [03:59] kat     Why? [04:00] kat     Why were you chosen?! [04:03] kat     To be a child development volunteer... [04:05] kat     Those shining smiles of local children... [04:08] aya     Why? [04:09] aya     Why is it not me?! [04:12] en     I think there's a crazy in our midst. [04:14] at     Um... [04:15] at     You're Katari-kun, right? [04:17] at     From the Speaking Poets Society... [04:19] kat     Yes. [04:20] kat     I am Katari Tagaru. SIGN    Katari Tagaru [04:22] kat     Representative of the Binan High School     association, the Speaking Poets Society. [04:25] kat     Because! To enjoy something is to speak     of it. In other words, to recite. [04:30] kat     Humans are speaking mammals. [04:31] kat     I am the world's mouthpiece! [04:34] ryu     Yeah, he's a crazy. [04:36] io     He called himself a representative, [04:37] io     but he's the Speaking Poets     Society's only member. [04:40] en     Yeah, I feel my soul crying out to     me, "Be somewhere else right now." [04:45] at     Well, Katari-kun. See you later. [04:47] yu     What are you guys doing? [04:48] yu     What about reading to the kindergartners? [04:50] kat     Nothing! [04:52] kat     The art of recitation is beyond them! [04:54] kat     Nonsense! [04:55] kat     Only I can handle it! [04:58] haru     What are you trembling for? [05:00] haru     Are you mad? [05:02] aki     Stop it, Haru. [05:04] aki     I know that angry people are funny, [05:06] aki     but if you tease them, they     might take it out on you. [05:09] kat     You two... [05:10] kat     You're the Beppu siblings     everyone's talking about. [05:12] haru     Yes. [05:13] haru     I am Haruhiko, the younger. [05:15] aki     Akihiko, the elder. [05:17] aki     Together, we are... [05:18] haru     The school's... [05:19] aki     ...idols... [05:20] both     ...the Beppu Brothers! [05:22] aki     Now, why are you... [05:24] haru     ...mad at the Defense Club? [05:26] ka     Because! [05:27] ka     I say "no thank you" to any     out-loud reading done by them! [05:30] ka     Such an act requires expressiveness! [05:32] ka     That's something only I can do! [05:35] haru     I don't quite get it... [05:36] aki     ...but you are very funny! [05:40] dada     He seems usable. [05:42] dada     This is our chance to crush     the Defense Club into bit parts. [05:45] aki     Crush them into bit parts? [05:47] both     Nice one. [05:49] en     Seriously, it's not happening. [05:53] en     I'm not reciting any folktales     to kindergartners. [05:56] ryu     Yeah, same. [05:57] ryu     Reciting pillow talk to     high school girls, maybe. [06:00] io     Sorry to repeat myself,     but I don't work for free. [06:03] at     We've been through this over and over again. [06:05] yu     But I really want to do it! [06:08] wom     Everyone, the volunteer spirit     is the very foundation of love! [06:11] wom     To give is, itself, love!     Why won't you do it?! [06:15] en     'Cause it's a pain in the neck? [06:17] at     But folktales are surprisingly     trendy, aren't they? [06:20] at     I always used to watch that anime, [06:22] at     "Folktales From Japan". [06:25] en     Well, The Crane's Gift and     Momotaro and such aside, [06:29] en     there's The Crying Red Ogre and     other obscure classics, I suppose. [06:33] io     And the story of The Gold     Axe and the Silver Axe [06:36] io     contains good advice for those     entering the world of investment. [06:39] io     "When a deal sounds too good,     there's always a catch." [06:42] ryu     I think Urashima Taro is my favorite. [06:45] ryu     That Otohime, you know? [06:47] ryu     I'd go a summer-long romance with her! [06:50] yu     I always liked Jizo and the Hats! [06:53] yu     My brother and I used to     play Jizo and the Hats! [06:55] at     "Play"? [06:56] yu     It's a game we'd play on snowy     days. We'd weave hats out of sedge. SIGN    Candy SIGN    Sweet Dumplings [06:59] yu     Then I had to give them to the Jizo statues     without trading them for snacks in town. [07:03] en     That's a game? Really? [07:05] yu     My brother used fun games to     teach me all kinds of things. [07:10] en     Really? [07:11] at     Gora-san is truly an inscrutible person. [07:13] yu     The Jizo and the Hats game... [07:15] yu     that really takes me back... [07:17] yu     One day when it snowed, I     was five years old, I think. [07:21] (Flashback) go     Listen, Yumoto. [07:23] (Flashback) go     I'm heading out for work. [07:26] (Flashback) go     I want you to do something     nice while I'm gone. [07:30] (Flashback) go     That's right. [07:30] (Flashback) go     Take these hats to the Jizo     statues outside of town. [07:35] (Flashback) go     Don't stray from the path no matter what. [07:38] (Flashback) go     Got it? [07:39] (Flashback) yu     Yeah, got it! [07:40] yu     So I started for the Jizo statues,     just like my bro told me... [07:46] yu     But I ran into a trap! [07:48] en     A trap? [07:49] (Flashback) man     Hey, boy. [07:51] (Flashback) man     You've got some nice-looking hats there. [07:53] (Flashback) yu     I'm selling steamed buns here. [07:55] (Flashback) yu     Wanna trade? [07:57] (Flashback) yu     They look delicious! [07:58] (Flashback) man     Well? Want to trade? [08:00] (Flashback) yu     Yeah! [08:02] (Flashback) yu     Yes! Let's eat... [08:06] (Flashback) go     Listen, Yumoto. [08:08] (Flashback) go     Don't stray from the path no matter what. [08:11] (Flashback) yu     No, I shouldn't. [08:13] (Flashback) yu     I can't accept this. [08:15] (Flashback) yu     But I'll still give you the hat. [08:17] (Flashback) yu     I'm sorry. [08:18] ryu     Wait, you gave him the hat? [08:21] yu     Yeah. [08:22] yu     But I didn't take the steamed bun. [08:24] io     So what about the four other hats? [08:27] yu     I gave them to the Jizo statues. [08:30] yu     But... [08:32] yu     There were five Jizo statues,     and I was missing one hat. [08:35] yu     I didn't realize until then that     that's why Bro gave me five. SIGN    Oh no! I don't have enough! [08:41] yu     So I had to take off my own scarf     and put it on the Jizo statue. [08:45] at     Just like in the story, right? [08:47] (Flashback) yu     I'm sorry I don't have a hat for you... [08:54] (Flashback) go     Yumoto... [08:55] (Flashback) go     You did a very good thing. [08:57] (Flashback) yu     Bro... [09:00] at     Gora-san came to watch, huh? [09:02] yu     Yeah. [09:03] yu     Because the snow was falling     so hard, and he got worried. [09:07] ryu     Your brother sounds like a real worrywart. [09:10] at     Like a parent watching over a     kid running their first errand. [09:12] wom     Gora-san's brotherly love for     Yumoto-san is higher than the sky [09:16] wom     and deeper than the sea! [09:19] yu     Anyway, I want to tell     little kids those folktales [09:22] yu     just like my brother did for me. [09:25] gora     Yumoto... [09:27] at     So, what should we do? [09:28] ryu     If Yumoto wants to do it that badly... [09:31] io     It's hard to refuse out of hand. [09:32] io     Even if I must work for free. [09:34] en     Are you guys seriously leaning     towards reading to the kids? [09:41] yu     Big bro, what's wrong? [09:42] go     Yumoto, reading to others is love! [09:45] go     Do it right. [09:52] yu     Yeah! Bro, I'll do my best! [09:55] en     Yeah, we're definitely gonna end     up reading to the kids, aren't we? [09:59] at     Looks like it. SIGN    Earth Defense Club          Reading Folktales          to Kindergartners          Event Coming Up! [10:08] kat     Unbelievable! [10:09] kat     How could they go over my head     and give it to the Defense Club?! [10:12] kat     Illegal! [10:14] kat     All recitation opportunities     should fall to me! [10:17] haru     Look at that jealousy. [10:19] aki     It's truly petty. [10:21] haru     But those flames of petty jealousy [10:23] haru     that others can't understand... [10:26] aki     ...can soon become raging infernos. [10:28] dada     If we want to crush the Defense Club, [10:30] dada     using Katari Tagaru is the best way. [10:34] haru     The Defense Club... [10:36] both     I don't like them. [10:37] dada     Let's take 'em out. SIGN    The Flashing Prince Battle Lover Cerulean Finishing Move: Cerulean Love Aqua [10:47] kat     What? [10:49] kat     Just what are they planning to     read to those kindergartners? [10:53] kat     When... [10:54] kat     The moment any one of     them flubs even slightly, [10:56] kat     I shall mercilessly hijack their performance! [11:00] yu     I really think I want to do the story     of Jizo and the Hats for the kids. [11:05] yu     What do you think? [11:07] ryu     It doesn't really matter to me. [11:09] io     I also have no objection, aside     from the lack of compensation. [11:13] yu     This reminded me. [11:15] yu     It's because my brother read     folktales to me every night [11:18] yu     that I never felt lonely as a child. [11:22] at     Your parents have been gone that long? [11:25] yu     Yeah! Bro says they're busy     with their hot springs tour. [11:31] en     That seems a bit suspect. [11:32] at     Well, I guess everyone     has their circumstances. [11:35] io     Does that mean Gora-san's been     your caretaker in every respect? [11:40] yu     Yeah! [11:41] yu     From feeding me to brushing my     teeth, my brother did it all! [11:45] yu     My brother's lap was so warm... [11:50] yu     What is this feeling? [11:52] at     It tugs at the heart strings, huh? [11:54] wom     Because Gora-san looked after him even     when he was still in high school himself! [11:59] io     I brushed my own teeth, at least. [12:02] io     Even as a child. [12:03] en     Hey, didn't we forbid you from     talking about tooth-brushing? [12:07] at     En-chan, there's no need to     air out that old laundry. [12:16] kat     Jesus! [12:18] kat     The Defense Club has come     together for the reading! SIGN    Jizo and the Hats [12:22] kat     Nonsense! [12:24] kat     Such work was meant for me! [12:27] dada     His flame of jealousy is     burning even brighter. [12:35] gora     You can't wage war on an empty stomach. [12:37] gora     Eat, Yumoto, along with your comrades! [12:39] yu     Thanks, Bro! [12:42] yu     They're delicious, Bro! [12:44] yu     But we're reading to kids.     We're not waging war. [12:48] go     Life is an ongoing battle to     convey one's love to others. [12:51] go     Reading aloud to children [12:54] go     is a battle to make those     children feel loved. [12:57] yu     Got it, Bro! [12:59] haru     Look at him! [13:00] haru     Does he really think he's     worthy to eat those riceballs? [13:03] aki     Look at him, stuffing his face     without a care in the world... [13:06] aki     It's unforgivable. [13:09] dada     Flames of jealousy allow     Galaxy Idols The VEPPer [13:12] dada     to shine ever brighter. [13:18] kat     Jizo and the Hats is about a     poor yet kind elderly couple [13:22] kat     who find Jizo statues on the     roadside covered in snow, [13:25] kat     and give them the sedge hats they made to     sell for money to them, expecting no reward. [13:29] kat     Then, later, [13:30] kat     the Jizo statues come to return     the favor in heartwarming fashion. [13:34] kat     Difficult! [13:36] kat     There's no way the Defense     Club could handle it! [13:38] kid     That guy's creepy! [13:40] kid     Shh! He's probably a crazy! [13:42] kid     Hey, it's starting! [13:45] en     So why are we the Jizo statues? [13:48] at     Is now the time? [13:49] io     We ended up doing it as a performance. [13:53] io     I don't like to admit it, [13:55] io     but I invested a lot of my     personal funds into this set. [13:59] yu     Wow! [14:00] yu     Cool! [14:01] yu     It really looks just like     the world of a folktale! [14:06] gora     Yumoto... [14:08] both     I don't like it. [14:12] yu     Oh! I have failed to sell     my hats once again today! [14:14] kat     Not great! [14:16] kat     What a stiff reading! [14:18] gora     Excellent job, Yumoto. [14:19] gora     You're doing perfectly. [14:21] yu     How awful! [14:23] yu     These Jizo statues are covered in snow! [14:26] yu     I have got to help them! [14:32] yu     I am lacking one hat! [14:34] yu     What am I to do? [14:36] yu     I know! [14:41] yu     So cold! [14:43] kid     I like that old man! [14:44] kid     But I think the Jizo is choking... [14:46] gora     Yumoto. [14:48] gora     Your big brother will warm you up later! [14:50] kat     Why?! [14:51] kat     Why are they laughing?! [14:53] kat     This is supposed to be a moving scene! [15:02] dada     Welcome to the VEPP Theater. [15:06] both     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [15:13] both     Let's illuminate the mysteries     of the universe... [15:16] both     On the name of the stars! [15:35] both     The twin stars shining in the heaven! [15:37] haru     Salty Sol! [15:38] aki     Melty Luna! [15:41] both     Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer! [15:45] both     Chosen warrior! [15:47] haru     Lucky you! [15:49] aki     Happy you! [15:52] both     Shooting... [15:53] both     Star! [16:02] mic     I will recite... the folktale! [16:05] mic     Because... [16:06] mic     I want to move the children's souls! [16:08] mic     Yes, the one who loves recitation, [16:13] mic     and longs to recite... [16:14] mic     Mic Monster! [16:17] wom     E-E-Everyone! [16:18] wom     A suspicious intruder! Well,     I'm in no position to judge... [16:22] en     Seriously? [16:23] at     At a time like this? [16:24] yu     Why, you... [16:26] yu     the kids were feeling     really moved by the story! [16:29] yu     I want to inspire those kids     the way my brother inspired me! [16:34] gora     Yumoto... [16:35] gora     You've grown up so much... [16:37] wom     Love Making into the Battle Lovers! [16:43] yu     Love Making! [16:49] yu     The Sparkling Prince! [16:51] yu     Battle Lover Scarlet! [16:54] en     The Flashing Prince! [16:56] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [16:58] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [17:00] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [17:04] io     The Roaring Prince! [17:06] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [17:08] ryu     The Thrilling Prince! [17:10] ryu     Battle Lover Vesta! [17:17] en     This love-filled planet will     not abide those who lack love! [17:21] ryu     Those who wield loveless     power must kneel before love! [17:25] io     Love is power! [17:26] io     Love is hope! [17:28] atsu     Be born for love! [17:29] atsu     Give your life for love! [17:31] yu     Love! [17:32] yu     We are, forever, the heirs     to the throne of love... [17:36] five     Battle Lovers! [17:37] yu     Feel the power... [17:39] five     Of love! [17:42] mic     I'm the prince of microphones, Mic Monster! [17:45] mic     Listen! I'll let you hear a true recitation! [17:48] mic     Ladies and gentlemen, watch as I bring     a moving end to this performance! [17:51] kid     Is it a hero show now? [17:53] kid     The blur-faces are funny! [17:54] mic     Once... upon a time...     off... in the mountains... [17:55] yu     Hey, you! [17:56] yu     If you want to move someone, the skill     of the performance doesn't matter! [18:00] yu     As long as you're giving it everything     you have, the feeling will get through! [18:02] mic     Silence, amateur! [18:04] mic     I'll show you the power of a true reciter! [18:11] mic     Take this! Cry of my soul! SIGN    Soul Cry [18:16] en     "Soul" hurts! [18:18] at     Yeah, the kanji does have a lot of strokes! [18:19] ryu     "Cry" hurts a lot, too! [18:22] mic     Do you see now? [18:24] mic     My attacks are cries from my soul! [18:26] mic     My words take form and become weapons! [18:30] en     I don't get it! [18:32] at     Just watch out for flying kanji! [18:34] mic     Next up... all of my resentment! SIGN    Resentment [18:39] en     "Resentment" hurts, too! [18:41] yu     And it's heavy, as well! [18:45] io     My set! [18:47] io     I spent a lot of money on that... [18:51] ryu     And I threw away my pride to play a Jizo! [18:53] ryu     Don't get in our way! [18:55] mic     Shut up! [18:57] mic     I have a dream! [18:58] mic     A dream to make others     weep at my performance... SIGN    Dream [19:06] mic     Come true, my dream! [19:12] en     "Dream" hurts, too! [19:14] atsu     And he's pretty annoying. [19:16] kid     That monster is scary! [19:16] kid     Keep fighting, blurry guys! [19:19] gora     Rise again, Yumoto! [19:21] yu     You... [19:22] yu     For whose sake do you speak?! [19:25] mic     What?! [19:26] yu     Love is something you give to others! [19:28] yu     That's what my brother taught me! [19:31] go     That's right, Yumoto... [19:32] go     Give, and it shall be given to you! [19:35] go     To give is true love! [19:37] yu     My brother's folktales probably     weren't read all that well! [19:41] yu     But they always moved me! [19:43] yu     Because even though he was     probably exhausted and sleepy, [19:46] yu     he'd tell them just for me! [19:48] yu     Because my brother's stories     were full of his love! [19:52] (Flashback) go     Yumoto. [19:53] (Flashback) go     Sweet dreams. [19:55] yu     What's important isn't the     skill of the performance! [19:58] yu     It's the love! [19:58] both     Love! [20:01] yu     Let's go! Scarlet Love Lumiere! SIGN    Love [20:08] mon     Love is here! [20:10] yu     Now! [20:12] yu     Hit him with our love! [20:15] yu     Sparkle, Lumiere of Love! [20:19] en     Flash, Purifying Aqua! [20:22] at     Pierce, Gallant Hurricane! [20:26] io     Roar, Raging Gaia! [20:29] ryu     Thrill, Blazing Ignit! [20:44] yu     True Love Attack! [20:57] yu     True Love Fountain! [21:14] yu     Love is over! [21:15] kids     Yeah! [21:35] ryu     These are great! [21:36] en     Tastes like mom's home cooking, huh? [21:38] at     Yeah. [21:42] yu     Bro, [21:43] yu     this reminded me. [21:46] yu     Even though you were     always so busy with work, [21:49] yu     you'd say that you were always watching me. [21:52] yu     That you were watching out     for me, day and night, [21:55] yu     like the moon in the daytime sky. [21:59] go     Yeah. [22:02] go     You've grown, Yumoto. SIGN    Curse [22:17] haru     Hakone Yumoto. He's truly in our way. [22:20] aki     Yes. The Defense Club has to go. [22:23] dada     Don't be so impatient, my twins. [22:25] dada     The curtain of battle has only just gone up. [24:01] at     Next time: The Synchronicity of Love. SIGN    Next time SIGN    The Synchronicity of Love [24:04] at     Love making! [24:05] ---      4 - The Synchronicity of Love Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] dada     -- [00:00] aki     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] io     -- [00:11] all     Haru-sama! [00:12] all     Aki-sama! [00:14] all     Haru-sama! [00:15] haru     They're so annoying. [00:15] all     Aki-sama! [00:16] aki     They're becoming a     neighborhood nuisance, too. [00:20] yu     Nice to see you guys again today! [00:21] yu     Please take one of these! [00:23] yu     They're coupons for our bath! [00:24] kid     Thanks! [00:25] kid     Thanks a bunch! [00:27] go     Great job, Yumoto. [00:29] go     That's very considerate of you. [00:33] haru     It's him! [00:35] aki     Haru, I know what you're thinking. [00:38] haru     Aki, you feel the same way? [00:40] aki     Yes... [00:42] both     We are not amused. [00:44] dada     So why not just get rid of him? SIGN    The Synchronicity of Love [02:28] yu     Oh yeah, senpai! [02:30] yu     You hear this a lot at barbers     and beauty shops and stuff. [02:33] yu     "Do you feel itchy anywhere?" [02:36] en     I guess you still do hear that. [02:38] atsu     Yeah, that's a line you only     hear at places like that. [02:43] yu     But I hear twins know that     kind of thing without asking! [02:47] yu     If their twin is feeling itchy or something. [02:49] ryu     Seriously? [02:50] yu     Seriously! [02:51] ryu     Which means they can seriously     scratch anywhere they feel itchy? [02:53] yu     They seriously can! [02:54] yu     Twins are amazing, huh? [02:56] yu     They know just where the other feels itchy! [02:59] en     Hey Atsushi, why are we talking about twins? [03:04] atsu     It's probably because of those Italian twins [03:07] atsu     transferring here right on the     heels of the Beppu Siblings. [03:10] en     Another set of twins? [03:12] en     And why are they Italian? [03:14] atsu     That's a very good question. [03:17] yu     They're the Salvatores,     and they're really rugged. [03:20] io     When you say "rugged," you     mean their facial features? [03:22] ryu     What else could he mean? [03:24] io     Well, lots of other things... [03:27] en     Like sideburns or chest hair, or something. [03:29] ai     Yeah, I bet they've got that. [03:32] en     They say someone rich in     hair is also rich in spirit. [03:35] en     Is that true? [03:37] atsu     I don't know. [03:38] atsu     I think it's an old wives tale? [03:40] yu     Rich in hair means rich in spirit? [03:43] yu     I guess that's why Gora is like that! [03:46] en     Gora is hairy? [03:48] atsu     He doesn't give off that vibe... [03:51] yu     Well, he's hairier than me! [03:52] ryu     That's just because you're smooth all over. [03:56] ryu     But yeah, I've heard that, too. [03:58] ryu     The rich in hair and spirit thing. [04:00] io     I've heard that, too. [04:02] io     Though I expelled it from my mind, as     there was no profit to be gained from it. [04:06] yu     That's right! [04:07] yu     Wom-san is hairy, too! [04:09] yu     I guess that's why you're so compassionate! [04:11] wom     Please, desist! [04:13] wom     I don't itch anywhere! [04:14] yu     No, I bet you're itchy right here! [04:22] haru     I'm extremely unamused. [04:24] haru     I want Hakone Yumoto extremely gone. [04:27] aki     Haru, I know what you're thinking. SIGN    Monster [04:31] aki     You want to create a monster     to stamp him out, right? [04:34] haru     Yes, yes! That, that! [04:37] dada     In that case... [04:39] dada     Let's make one. [04:45] yu     Today's a minced chicken and egg lunch! Yeah! [04:48] tsu     Gora-san's handmade lunches always     look delicious, don't they? [04:51] yu     They're the best! [04:52] yu     I usually eat rice balls, so once in a while, [04:54] yu     he goes out of his way     to pack a lunch for me. [04:58] yu     Let's eat! [05:00] yu     Huh? There's no spoon... [05:05] yu     You want a bite of my chicken and egg lunch? [05:10] haru     I want it... [05:12] haru     I want it so bad! [05:16] aki     No, thank you. [05:17] haru     That lunch wasn't made for us. [05:24] aki     This is why I didn't want to     have lunch at the cafeteria. [05:28] haru     But going out of my way to avoid     him gets under my skin, too. [05:32] aki     I can't say I don't sympathise... [05:35] haru     Right? [05:36] haru     I hate them! [05:38] ber     Loves me... [05:39] ber     hates me... [05:40] ber     loves me... [05:40] dada     It appears someone's here. [05:42] ber     hates me... [05:43] ber     loves me... [05:45] ber     hates me... [05:48] haru     You. What are you doing? [05:52] ber     I do beg your pardon! [05:54] ber     I was performing, how do you say,     the Japanese flower fortunetelling! [05:58] aki     Picking flowers in a greenhouse     seems rather tasteless... [06:01] ber     I beg your utmost pardon! [06:04] ber     I was worried about whether my twin     younger brother loves or hates me. [06:09] ber     And before I could think twice, I     began plucking the flower's petals. [06:11] aki     Your twin younger brother? [06:13] haru     You're twins, too? [06:15] ber     Yes! [06:16] ber     My name is Bernardo. [06:18] ber     My little brother is Alan. [06:20] ber     We are the pretty-boy Italian twins, [06:22] ber     acknowledged by both ourselves and others! [06:28] aki     If you're twins, [06:30] aki     can't you just tell what he's thinking? [06:32] haru     We never run into that problem. [06:36] ber     I am so full of envy! [06:38] ber     We were not always this way! [06:41] haru     What a waste. [06:43] haru     Twins, of all people,     should always get along. [06:45] ber     Indeed! [06:46] ber     Twins must always get along! [06:50] ber     And yet I cannot understand     anything my brother is thinking! [06:55] haru     How did that happen? [06:58] aki     You did something to make     him hate you, right? [07:00] ber     It cannot be! [07:02] ber     How can my brother hate me,     when I love him so? [07:05] aki     But your brother must have some reason. [07:08] haru     That's right. [07:10] haru     Because without a reason... [07:11] both     Twins would never, ever hate each other! [07:14] aki     Even if the world turned upside-down... [07:17] haru     We'd still be of one mind in all things. [07:20] ber     What lovely twinly love! [07:22] ber     That is what I would like to have! [07:25] ber     And yet Alan... [07:27] ber     he will not even meet my gaze! [07:34] dada     And so, Bernardo told his story. [07:38] dada     They actually used to be the best of friends. [07:43] dada     But when they hit puberty, [07:46] dada     the little brother changed. [07:49] (Flashback) alan     Brother, I will no longer     take baths with you! [07:52] (Flashback) ber     Why not, Alan? [07:54] (Flashback) ber     Brother... [07:55] (Flashback) ber     you cannot understand how I feel! [07:58] ber     Since then, [08:00] ber     we have never once bathed together. [08:04] haru     I wonder why not. [08:05] ber     I cannot understand! [08:07] haru     It's a mystery, then? [08:09] aki     Yeah. [08:10] aki     It's hard for perfect twins     like us to understand. [08:13] dada     But these estranged twins could be useful. [08:16] aki     Good point. [08:18] ber     I beg of you to help me! [08:21] dada     And so we quickly began trailing     the younger brother, Alan. [08:26] dada     There's Alan! [08:28] haru     He does look a lot like Bernardo. SIGN    Alan Salvatore [08:30] aki     They're as identical as we are. [08:33] yu     Alan! [08:35] yu     I heard they have hot springs in Italy, too! [08:40] yu     My brother says they're called thermae! [08:44] alan     And what of it? [08:46] yu     The truth is, we run a thermae too! [08:49] yu     You can come by with your     twin brother some time! [08:52] yu     Here, a coupon! [08:55] alan     The answer is no! [08:57] alan     I will never go to a thermae with my brother! [08:59] alan     Never! [09:00] yu     What's wrong? [09:03] dada     Hakone Yumoto appears to     have stepped on a landmine. [09:07] aki     Yes. [09:08] aki     It appears that what Bernardo said was true. [09:14] [Messenger] sign     The Piercing Prince     Battle Lover Epinard     Finishing Move: Epinard Love Hurricane [09:19] aki     Could we have a word? [09:22] alan     What is it? [09:24] haru     We are the Beppu siblings. [09:26] aki     We're twins, like you. [09:28] alan     So what? [09:30] haru     Why do you hate your brother? [09:32] alan     H-How did you know... [09:34] haru     Bernardo told us. [09:37] aki     He's worried about you. [09:39] alan     My brother could never     understand my feelings. [09:42] alan     And neither would perfect     twins such as yourselves! [09:45] aki     Well, I agree that we're perfect... [09:48] alan     But we are entirely different! [09:51] alan     There is a wall between my brother and I [09:53] alan     that none could ever surmount! [09:57] aki     We're sorry to pry, [09:59] aki     but could you tell us why it     is that you hate your brother? [10:04] haru     As fellow twins, perhaps we could help. [10:07] alan     I do not wish to say it. [10:08] alan     It is too shameful a     thing for an Italian boy! [10:13] haru     For an Italian boy? [10:15] aki     What does that mean? [10:17] alan     Do not poke at my inferiority complex! [10:20] haru     Oh? [10:21] haru     But I'm sure we'd be able to help. [10:24] aki     We're very helpful to people with complexes. [10:27] haru     Yes, we always side with people     going through hard times. [10:31] haru     In other words... [10:33] both     We're on your side! [10:36] alan     You are the first people who     have ever said such a thing. [10:41] alan     My brother is a good man,     and very considerate. [10:44] alan     But my brother has something which I lack. [10:48] aki     I see. [10:49] haru     That would cause an inferiority complex. [10:51] aki     Then why don't you just take it from him? [10:56] alan     But such a thing cannot be stolen... [10:58] haru     It can. [10:59] aki     If you let us help you, at least. [11:01] alan     Truly? [11:03] aki     Truly! [11:04] haru     So, what is it... [11:05] aki     ...that you want? [11:08] alan     Chest hair. [11:10] haru     Huh? [11:11] aki     Chest hair? [11:13] aki     But yes, we'll find a way to help you. [11:16] alan     Truly? [11:17] aki     Yes. [11:18] aki     If you hate your brother, from the bottom     of your heart, for his chest hair. [11:23] alan     Yes, I hate it. [11:25] alan     He has such a fine chest full of hair! [11:27] alan     I envy him, and at the same time, hate him! [11:30] aki     Then... [11:30] haru     ...we'll grant your wish. [11:42] dada     * Welcome to the VEPP Theater.* [11:44] alan     What?! [11:47] alan     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [11:53] alan     Moon and sun, miracles and secrets [11:57] alan     We're the stars making wishes come true! [12:00] alan     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [12:02] both     Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer! [12:06] both     Chosen warrior! [12:06] alan     Let's illuminate the mysteries     of the universe... [12:08] haru     Lucky you! [12:10] aki     Happy you! [12:10] alan     On the name of the stars! [12:12] both     Shooting... [12:13] both     Star! [12:22] aki     Now we set him on Hakone Yumoto,     and let him tear him to pieces. [12:25] haru     Hair him to pieces, you mean. [12:30] both     Suffer! Feel the pain! [12:36] yu     The True Lovracelets! [12:37] wom     Everyone, let's Love Making! [12:42] yu     Love Making! [13:09] yu     The Sparkling Prince! [13:12] yu     Battle Lover Scarlet! [13:15] en     Love Making. [13:26] en     The Flashing Prince! [13:27] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [13:30] atsu     Love Making. [13:40] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [13:42] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [13:45] io     Love Making. [13:55] io     The Roaring Prince! [13:57] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [13:59] ryu     Love Making! [14:10] ryu     The Thrilling Prince! [14:11] ryu     Battle Lover Vesta! [14:25] en     This love-filled planet [14:27] en     will not abide those who lack love! [14:29] ryu     Those who wield loveless power [14:31] ryu     must kneel before love! [14:33] io     Love is power! [14:34] io     Love is hope! [14:36] atsu     Be born for love! [14:37] atsu     Give your life for love! [14:39] yu     Love! [14:40] yu     We are, forever, the heirs     to the throne of love... [14:43] five     Battle Lovers! [14:45] yu     Feel the power... [14:47] five     of love! [14:50] hair     Behold my luxurious chest hair! [14:52] hair     I am Chest Hair Monster Alan! [14:55] hair     You are the ones who will feel the power! [14:58] en     He said his real name. [15:00] atsu     Yes, he did. [15:01] en     But what did he say? [15:03] en     That's chest hair? [15:04] atsu     If he says it is, I guess it is. [15:07] en     Overdoing it, isn't he? [15:08] ryu     Over-overdoing it. [15:10] io     Overdoing it so badly, you couldn't pay me ten     million yen to look straight at it. [15:14] yu     You! How did you become a monster? [15:17] yu     Who did this to you? [15:18] mon     That does not matter! [15:20] mon     I will defeat you to vent my complex [15:24] mon     over my brother's chest hair! [15:26] en     He just stated his motivation     in the clearest terms possible. [15:29] atsu     Though it's still incomprehensible. [15:31] en     I don't even care if someone     has chest hair or not. [15:36] ryu     Clean-shaven is more the fashion     nowadays anyway, right? [15:39] io     Yeah. I can't understand it. [15:41] alan     You could never understand! [15:45] yu     I kind of do! [15:47] alan     What?! [15:48] en     Seriously? [15:49] atsu     He understands? [15:50] yu     Yeah! [15:51] yu     Because my brother Gora is hairy and manly, [15:55] yu     and I'm a little jealous of that! [15:58] haru     Is Gora-san hairier than he looks? [16:02] haru     He is very manly, after all. [16:04] aki     I never knew! [16:06] haru     I really can't stand Hakone Yumoto. [16:09] haru     How dare he know everything about Gora-san! [16:11] aki     Get him, Chest Hair Monster! [16:13] dada     Attack! [16:15] alan     Take this! Hairball Beam! [16:20] yu     What?! [16:21] en     Oh, boy... are you kidding me? [16:23] atsu     This is really something... [16:24] ryu     What's going on?! [16:25] io     Please don't look! [16:27] yu     This is all extremely embarrassing! [16:30] mon     Behold, the power of the Hairball Beam! [16:34] haru     How funny! [16:35] aki     A plan to weaken the enemy     through embarrassment? [16:40] mon     Next, I will give you fantastic chest hair! [16:45] mon     Chained Chest Hair Beam! [16:48] atsu     Chained? What? [16:50] atsu     I don't understand. [16:57] en     Oh, is that what "chained" means? [17:00] atsu     I don't think this is the     best time to be impressed. [17:03] mon     Are you not happy to have     such wonderful chest hair? [17:06] ryu     No, not at all! [17:08] atsu     What do we do about this, anyway? [17:10] yu     Is doing this really making you happy? [17:12] mon     What?! [17:14] yu     I'm asking! [17:16] yu     Is having that fake chest hair,     giving us fake chest hair... [17:18] yu     Does that really make you happy? [17:22] mon     Of course it does! [17:23] mon     Chest hair is everything! [17:24] mon     Chest hair is what makes you an Italian boy! [17:26] mon     Bravo, chest hair! [17:29] mon     So, what do we do about this? [17:31] atsu     This monster's a real pain. [17:33] ryu     When they start getting annoying,     don't we usually just purge them? [17:36] io     We wave our little sticks and end it! [17:39] wom     You guys are really raring to go for once! [17:42] yu     No! [17:44] en     Um... why not, exactly? [17:46] yu     Even if we beat him, [17:48] yu     it won't cure him of his     complex about his big brother! [17:51] yu     We need to get them to make up! [17:54] en     I can't entirely deny the logic there... [17:56] atsu     In other words... [17:58] yu     Wom-san, find his big brother! [18:01] wom     Roger that! [18:03] ryu     So do we just stay like this until then? [18:05] io     It appears that we do. [18:09] mon     You make a grand sight     with all that chest hair! [18:15] wom     Everyone! [18:16] wom     Here is the monster's brother, Bernardo-san! [18:19] en     That was fast. [18:20] ryu     Too fast! [18:22] yu     That's our Wom-san! [18:24] ber     Alan... is that you, Alan?! [18:26] al     Yes it is, brother! [18:28] al     But I am no longer the Alan you once knew! [18:31] al     Look at this magnificent     chest hair that I have now! [18:35] ryu     I cannot even comprehend why he wants that. [18:38] io     I'm even more baffled than when     one of my investments failed. [18:42] yu     Bernardo! [18:43] yu     You're the only one who can save him! [18:46] yu     You're his big brother! [18:48] ber     Alan... [18:50] ber     I had no idea that my chest hair     was causing you so much pain! [18:54] mon     It is just as I said! [18:55] mon     You could not understand how I feel! [18:58] mon     We were twins, with the     same face, the same body, [19:01] mon     always with the same thoughts     and the same dreams! [19:05] mon     So why am I the only one     deprived of chest hair?! [19:10] ber     Is that why you [19:11] ber     would no longer go to the thermae with me? [19:14] mon     That is right! [19:16] mon     Your chest hair was so     dazzling and so enviable, [19:18] mon     I could no longer stand to see it! [19:22] ber     Then... [19:23] ber     I no longer need chest hair! [19:25] mon     What?! [19:26] ber     I say that if I must lose one of you... [19:28] ber     I would rather lose the chest hair! [19:31] mon     You lie! [19:32] mon     I know that you secretly take     great pride in your chest hair! [19:34] ber     It is no lie! [19:36] ber     I shall prove it to you now! [19:41] ber     This pain is nothing! [19:45] en     This took a turn for the amazing. [19:47] at     That's got to sting a little. [19:49] ryu     No, it's probably extremely painful. [19:52] yu     But he's enduring it! [19:54] yu     Because he wants to make up with his     little brother, even if it hurts! [19:58] en     This is bringing tears to your eyes? [20:00] haru     Damn that Hakone Yumoto. [20:02] haru     He got in our way! [20:04] aki     That wolf in sheep's clothing... [20:06] yu     You! [20:07] yu     Do you see the pain your brother's in? [20:10] yu     But he's enduring it [20:12] yu     because he loves you so much! [20:15] yu     He wants to make amends [20:17] yu     and restore your loving sibling relationship! [20:20] ber     That is right! [20:21] ber     To get that back, [20:22] ber     I would sacrifice many     hundreds of chest hairs! [20:25] mon     Please, stop it! [20:27] mon     I... It is my fault! [20:30] mon     Please stop, my brother! [20:33] en     They made up? [20:34] at     But we're still stuck here? [20:37] io     I guess we actually have to purge him. [20:40] wom     Okay then, everyone! Now! [20:42] yu     Yeah! [20:44] yu     Sparkle, Lumiere of Love! [20:49] en     Flash, Purifying Aqua! [20:52] atsu     Pierce, Gallant Hurricane! [20:55] io     Roar, Raging Gaia! [20:59] ryu     Thrill, Blazing Ignit! [21:06] yu     True Love Fountain! [21:23] yu     Love is over! [21:27] alan     Brother! [21:32] yu     Thank goodness! [21:33] go     Hey! Yumoto! [21:37] yu     Brother! [21:38] yu     What's wrong? [21:40] go     I forgot to include the     spoon for your lunch today. [21:44] yu     Brother! [21:44] yu     Thank you! But I already finished it. [21:47] go     I see. [21:48] go     Well done. [21:50] aki     I know what you're thinking. [21:53] haru     Yeah. [21:54] dada     Don't worry. [21:56] dada     You, the Beppu siblings, are the strongest. [22:00] both     Yeah. SIGN    Kurotama Bath [22:05] yu     Huh? [22:06] yu     Bernardo's chest hair is back to normal! [22:09] wom     It must be the power of the Love Fountain! [22:12] en     Can it do that? [22:14] at     I guess it can. [22:16] al     That's my dear big brother! [22:18] ber     Alan... [22:20] yu     I'm so glad you're friends again! [22:23] io     I'm not going to say another word on this. SIGN    Accept Love SIGN    Next Time [24:01] io     Next time, "Accept Love!" [24:04] io     Love Making! [24:07] ---      5 - Receive Love! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] shi     -- [00:00] both     -- [00:00] aki     -- [00:00] sign     -- SIGN    Oka Shuzo [00:22] shi     What's wrong, Shuzo?! [00:24] shi     Don't shy away from my balls! [00:27] shu     President Munakata... [00:28] shu     I can't take anymore. [00:30] shi     How many times must I tell you? [00:32] shi     The moment you give up     is the moment it's over! [00:35] shu     Then... [00:36] shu     I think it might be over. [00:38] shi     I see. [00:40] shi     It's over, is it? [00:42] shi     Then... we are over, too. [00:49] shu     Y-You're horrible! [00:52] shi     Can't anyone handle my balls at full power? [00:59] shi     Attack! [01:04] en     A falling leaf, huh? [01:06] atsu     More accurately, a dead leaf. [01:07] ryu     Huh? [01:08] ryu     Aren't they called autumn leaves? [01:09] io     No, it's fall foliage. [01:11] yu     I guess a lot of things come     falling in autumn, huh? [01:15] yu     For instance... [01:15] shi     Attack! [01:21] yu     Wow! [01:23] yu     It really did come falling! [01:26] shi     He received my ball... [01:29] shi     That's him! [01:31] shi     He's the one I've been looking for... [01:33] shi     the diamond in the rough! SIGN    Receive Love! SIGN    Class 1-A [03:24] yu     Excuse me, [03:26] yu     but you're in my way. [03:27] yu     I'm heading for the bathroom... [03:29] shi     It doesn't look like it. [03:30] yu     Huh? I'm at my limit, actually. [03:33] shi     A man who can keep his cool when     his bladder's at the brink. [03:37] shi     Exceptional mental discipline. [03:38] shi     No wonder you could receive my balls. [03:42] yu     "My balls"? [03:44] shi     I am Muna! Kata! [03:46] shi     Shigoki! [03:47] yu     Munakata Shigoki? [03:49] shi     President of the Binan High     School volleyball club! [03:52] yu     Oh... [03:52] yu     Oh, you got a ballet dancer     as your club advisor by mistake! [03:56] shi     We've been working without     an advisor since then. [03:59] yu     Really? [04:00] yu     I'm glad to hear it! [04:01] yu     Well, I'm off to the bathroom... [04:03] shi     First, you must decide. [04:05] shi     Will you join my volleyball club, or not? [04:08] yu     Me? [04:09] shi     If you join, I will let you pass. [04:12] yu     Fine. [04:13] yu     Since I'm really gonna wet myself... [04:15] shi     You mean it? [04:15] yu     I mean it! [04:17] yu     So please, hurry... [04:17] shi     I see! [04:18] shi     Then... [04:19] shi     I need four more! [04:20] yu     I've got it handled! [04:22] shi     Good. Go! [04:25] shi     I have my team. [04:26] shi     It's about to begin... [04:28] shi     my burning youth of sweat and tears! SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [04:34] en     Hey, can you spell it? [04:37] atsu     Huh? Spell what? [04:38] en     Volleyball. [04:40] atsu     Yeah, I can spell that. [04:41] io     That's middle-school level vocabulary. [04:44] ryu     That spelling always tripped me up. [04:48] en     What about you, Yumoto? [04:50] yu     Huh? What grade do you think I'm in? [04:53] en     Then what's the first letter? [04:55] yu     It's "bareiball", so B, of course! [04:58] en     I knew it. [04:59] yu     Huh? [05:00] yu     Was I wrong? [05:01] io     It's not B. It's V. [05:03] io     Incidentally, the proper     pronunciation is "volleyball." [05:06] yu     Huh? [05:07] yu     But thinking it started with     a B hasn't hurt me so far. [05:11] en     Well, true enough. [05:13] ryu     Oh, I know! [05:15] ryu     Is that why it's a V-sign? [05:20] shi     What are you all doing here?! [05:23] shi     Time for training! [05:24] shi     Everyone get together! [05:25] atsu     Training? [05:26] en     Who are you again? [05:28] shi     I'm the president of the volleyball club! [05:30] shi     Muna! Kata! Shigoki! [05:32] yu     Oh, that's right! [05:34] yu     As of today, the Defense Club     is joining the volleyball club! [05:37] all     Huh? [05:38] yu     That's weird. [05:39] yu     Here we were, talking about volleyball, [05:41] yu     and I completely forgot to mention it! [05:43] en     You are so... [05:46] shi     Anyway, get changed immediately! [05:48] shi     Meet me in the gym in thirty seconds! [05:51] all     S-Seriously? [05:57] shi     Great job, Yumoto! [05:59] shi     Receive all my balls! [06:02] en     How did we end up in the     volleyball club again? [06:05] at     How did Yumoto needing to     pee get us into this mess? [06:09] io     Darn it... [06:10] io     This is an entirely unprofitable venture. [06:14] ryu     If only there were some     girls watching, at least... [06:16] shi     Hey, you four! [06:17] shi     What are you doing? [06:19] shi     You need to receive my balls, too! [06:21] en     His balls? [06:22] io     I really wish he'd stop saying it     that way. I'm getting the shivers. [06:25] at     The shivers? I wish. [06:26] at     He's so on fire he's giving me heatstroke. [06:29] ryu     His balls, huh? [06:31] ryu     Okay, [06:32] ryu     I'm gonna hit the hell out of them! [06:35] ryu     Bring it! [06:37] shi     Let's go! [06:38] shi     See if you can even touch my balls! [06:44] shi     What are you doing? [06:45] shi     Don't take your eyes off my balls! [06:47] at     He wants us to look at his balls. [06:49] en     I'd really rather not. [06:50] io     Um... can we just go? [06:53] en     Yeah... [06:55] shi     Quit chatting and get on the court! [06:58] shi     All of you, receive my balls together! [07:07] shi     Why are you evading? [07:09] shi     This isn't dodgeball! [07:10] shi     All of you, receive my balls! [07:12] yu     Leave this to me! [07:16] en     Why is he enjoying this so much? [07:19] ryu     Maybe he likes playing with balls? [07:21] io     At least say "he likes ball games." [07:26] yu     Fight! [07:27] yu     Fight! [07:29] shi     Gaze at the setting sun! [07:31] shi     All of you, race for the setting sun! [07:33] en     Sunset on an embankment? [07:35] at     The situation's so cliche I can't     even bring myself to protest. [07:47] shi     A bath is the best after a     steamy day of club activities! [07:51] yu     I agree! [07:53] en     I can't take any more. [08:10] haru     The sound of splitting wood... [08:12] aki     Yes, as always... [08:16] haru     What's wrong? [08:17] aki     Someone's hanging around out there. [08:20] haru     Who is that? [08:22] dada     Dinner's ready. [08:25] dada     Come eat, you two. [08:28] shi     Listen up, you guys! [08:30] shi     If you can recieve my balls, you'll     all be the best in the world... [08:32] shi     no, the best on Earth! [08:35] yu     President! [08:36] yu     How is the "best in the world"     different from the "best on Earth"? [08:38] shu     The president is taking a bath with them. [08:41] shu     And I've never had a bath     with him, even once... [08:46] go     Who are you? [08:48] go     A peeping Tom? [08:49] shu     N-No! [08:52] go     Hey! [08:53] go     Get back here! [08:55] go     He's a quick one. [09:00] dada     Today is toasted dumpling hot pot. [09:03] dada     Go on, eat! [09:05] haru     Why did you decide... [09:07] aki     ...to make toasted dumpling hot pot? [09:09] dada     Atmosphere, perhaps? Or for the sound of it? [09:12] dada     The "toast" part sounds     like "warm and toasty!" [09:15] haru     "Toast" doesn't necessarily imply that. [09:18] aki     It can also mean "doomed." [09:19] dada     That's not what it's for! [09:22] dada     I was hoping to warm up your     worn-out bodies and souls, [09:25] dada     after an exhausting day of being idols. [09:30] dada     Eat it and be grateful! [09:32] haru     Warm us up... [09:33] aki     ...body and... [09:35] both     ...soul? [09:37] aki     Go! [09:38] haru     He's so strong! Go! [09:40] (Flashback) haru     That man always warmed us up... [09:43] (Flashback) aki     ...so gently, body and... [09:46] (Flashback) both     ...soul... [09:51] dada     Okay! [09:52] dada     It's turned out great! [09:55] dada     Now, eat, you two! [09:58] dada     What's wrong? [10:01] haru     Oh... [10:01] aki     ...it's nothing. [10:02] both     Nothing at all! [10:05] haru     By the way, there are no carrots— [10:07] aki     —green peppers in there, right? [10:10] dada     Dammit... [10:13] shi     In the end, you're the only one left. [10:16] yu     Huh? [10:17] yu     You're right. [10:19] yu     That's weird. [10:21] yu     Where'd the others go? [10:24] en     I wonder... [10:26] atsu     Huh? Wonder what? [10:28] en     In Japanese, volleyball is called haikyu. [10:32] at     Yeah, and tennis is called teikyu, right? [10:36] at     And soccer is called shukyu. [10:39] ryu     But how do you write haikyu? [10:41] io     It's the "hai" from "excrement"     with the character for ball. [10:44] io     Excrement ball. [10:46] ryu     The hai from excrement?! [10:48] ryu     Then volleyball is crapping out a ball? [10:51] en     Tennis is played on a court with a ball, [10:53] en     so I can understand why it's     written as "court ball." [10:56] en     And soccer is about kicking a ball, [10:58] en     so I can see why it's written as "kick ball." [11:02] at     But why is volleyball [11:04] at     written with the hai from 'excrement'? [11:13] aki     Here. [11:13] boys     Thank you! [11:15] boy     The Apes will worship you for life! [11:17] haru     No problem. [11:18] aki     Come back any time. [11:22] dada     What kind of hot pot do you want today? [11:25] dada     It's the season for crab,     so how about crab hot pot? [11:27] dada     Or what about oysters? [11:30] aki     Huh? He's... [11:33] har     The one from yesterday... [11:38] shi     Practice is over for today! [11:40] shi     Yumoto, I can't believe     you received all my balls! [11:44] shi     You are truly the diamond in the     rough I've been searching for! [11:48] shi     I'll never let you go! [11:50] yu     President! Thank you! [11:53] shu     "I'll never let you go"? [11:55] shu     President... [11:56] shu     I thought those words were only for me. [12:00] shu     H-He'll pay. [12:07] haru     The aroma of jealousy. [12:09] aki     I smell it. [12:11] [Messenger] sign     The Roaring Prince     Battle Lover Sulfur     Finishing Move:     Sulfur Love Gaia [12:21] shu     You'll pay. [12:23] shu     President Munakata... [12:25] shu     You said I was the only one... [12:28] shu     You said you wouldn't ever let me go... [12:31] shu     That time, too... [12:33] shu     That time, too... [12:35] shu     I really thought you'd try to stop me.. [12:39] shu     But that little... [12:47] haru     So you really... [12:48] aki     ...can't stand it, eh? [12:50] shu     Huh? [12:51] shu     Who are you? [12:52] haru     We're... [12:53] aki     ...on your side. [12:55] shu     My side? [12:57] haru     You should make him see your true worth... [12:59] aki     ...and regret what he's lost. [13:02] aki     That you are a diamond in the rough. [13:04] aki     A little polish would     make you shine even more. [13:06] both     Why not show him that? [13:15] gora     Yumoto, how's the water? [13:17] yu     It's perfect, Gora! [13:20] shi     Yes, thank you as always! [13:23] shi     Why not join us? [13:26] gora     No. [13:27] gora     I'm not worthy to be there. [13:31] shi     It's wonderful that your     brother is so humble. [13:36] shi     This is a hot water that only     such humility can produce. [13:38] shi     But Yumoto, you must be more aggressive     with my balls. [13:42] shi     Come at them thinking,     "I'll never let you fall." [13:44] shi     That's how you win a tournament. [13:47] yu     But President, [13:48] yu     we can't participate in a tournament     if we don't have enough people. [13:52] shi     Yes, I know. [13:54] shi     The truth is, [13:56] shi     I had only one other long-term     club member besides you, [13:59] shi     but he quit recently. [14:01] yu     Wow, you had someone like that? [14:04] shi     And so in the eleven years     I have been in this club, [14:07] shi     I have never once participated     in a tournament. [14:10] yu     Eleven years?! [14:11] yu     How old are you now, President? [14:14] shi     Twenty-six. [14:15] yu     Twenty-six?! [14:18] shi     There are things you can only do     during your high school years! [14:22] shi     I will not quit Binan High School volleyball [14:24] shi     until I take part in a tournament! [14:26] yu     President! [14:27] yu     You're dedicating your life to it, huh? [14:29] yu     That's amazing! [14:30] yu     I'm a little bit moved! [14:32] en     I can't believe he's 26. [14:34] at     Talk about peaking in high school. [14:36] ryu     Even Neverland would be shocked. [14:39] ryu     I'm surprised the school lets him stay. [14:42] io     The school's probably fine with     it as long as he pays tuition. [14:50] shu     President Munakata... [14:51] shu     you'll regret this! [14:53] shu     I'm a diamond in the rough. [14:55] shu     The more you polish me, the more     I will outshine Hakone Yumoto! [15:04] shu     Welcome to the VEPP Theater. [15:10] shu     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [15:17] shu     Let's illuminate the mysteries     of the universe... [15:20] shu     On the name of the stars! [15:30] shu     VEPPer, the twin stars     blooming in the galaxy! [15:37] shu     Moon and sun, miracles and secrets [15:38] both     The twin stars shining in the heavens! [15:40] shu     We're the stars making wishes come true! [15:41] haru     Salty Sol! [15:42] aki     Melty Luna! [15:43] shu     VEPPer, bringing a thrill     to this blue planet! [15:45] both     Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer! [15:49] both     Chosen warrior! [15:50] shu     Let's illuminate the entire world! [15:51] haru     Lucky you! [15:53] aki     Happy you! [15:53] shu     On the name of the stars! [15:56] both     Shooting... [15:57] both     Star! [16:06] mon     Hey! Look at me! [16:09] yu     What's that? [16:10] yu     A black volleyball? [16:12] mon     I may look black... [16:14] mon     But inside, I'm sparkling and shining! [16:17] mon     And my name... [16:19] mon     is Black Boba-yan Monster! [16:21] yu     Black Boba-yan? [16:23] mon     Look at me more! [16:25] mon     Receive my blackness! [16:26] mon     And polish me more! [16:29] yu     The black ball is coming at me! [16:31] shi     I am Muna! Kata! [16:33] mon     Boba-yan! [16:37] shi     Sky! [16:39] en     I think something went flying. [16:41] io     Looked like Munakata-san. [16:43] at     Yumoto's right. [16:44] at     Lots of things really do come flying      and falling down in autumn. [16:48] ryu     Yeah... [16:50] wom     Everyone, I think it's your turn! [16:55] en     Yumoto, what's with the black ball? [16:58] at     I think it's supposed to be a volleyball. [17:01] wom     Now, everyone! Love Making! [17:04] yu     Love Making! [17:32] yu     The Sparkling Prince! [17:35] yu     Battle Lover Scarlet! [17:38] yu     Love Making! [17:48] en     The Flashing Prince! [17:50] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [17:53] yu     Love Making! [18:02] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [18:04] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [18:07] yu     Love Making! [18:17] io     The Roaring Prince! [18:19] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [18:22] yu     Love Making! [18:32] ryu     The Thrilling Prince! [18:34] ryu     Battle Lover Vesta! [18:36] en     This love-filled planet will     not abide those who lack love! [18:40] ryu     Those who wield loveless     power must kneel before love! [18:44] io     Love is power! [18:45] io     Love is hope! [18:47] atsu     Be born for love! [18:49] atsu     Give your life for love! [18:50] yu     Love! [18:52] yu     We are, forever, the heirs     to the throne of love... [18:55] five     Battle Lovers! [18:56] yu     Feel the power... [18:58] five     Of love! [19:01] mon     Black is the color that     absorbs all other colors! [19:04] mon     My black ball will suck     up all of your love power! [19:09] yu     Scarlet Love Lumiere! [19:12] en     Cerulean Love Aqua! [19:16] at     Epinard Love Hurricane! [19:19] io     Sulfur Love Gaia! [19:21] ryu     Vesta Love Ignit! [19:27] yu     What? He sucked in all of our attacks! [19:32] mon     I'm the invincible Black Boba-yan! [19:34] mon     Boing! Boing! [19:36] en     He's bouncing around a lot. [19:38] at     Yeah, I think he's having fun. [19:41] mon     Look! [19:42] mon     Inside this black sphere     shines the greatest of gems, [19:45] mon     even harder than diamond, brighter     than the first star of evening! [19:50] yu     Then why do you hide it? [19:55] mon     Because... [19:56] mon     he wouldn't polish me, [19:59] mon     so I gave up on shining. [20:01] yu     So you can't shine unless     someone else polishes you? [20:07] yu     Instead of relying on someone else, [20:09] yu     you have to make yourself shine! [20:10] yu     Because you're a really     beautiful diamond, right? [20:14] mon     W-Well... [20:17] yu     Don't worry! [20:18] yu     I know you can do it! [20:19] yu     You can shine! [20:21] mon     Even... I can? [20:23] yu     Yeah! [20:24] yu     Now, take this! [20:40] yu     True Love Attack! [20:54] yu     True Love Fountain! [21:08] yu     Love is over! [21:19] yu     Boy, am I glad! [21:22] yu     Shuzo-san is back with the volleyball club! [21:25] yu     "Shuzo! I was waiting for     you to pull yourself up!" [21:29] yu     That's what the president     said. He's as on-fire as ever! [21:32] en     In the end, their little lovers'     quarrel was the cause of it all. [21:37] at     Yeah. [21:38] at     It really put us through a lot. [21:39] ryu     But what are you going to do about     the volleyball club, Yumoto? [21:42] yu     I quit! [21:44] yu     After all, I'm in the Earth Defense Club! [21:47] wom     Yes! That's right! [21:49] io     But with Oka Shuzo back, the     club only has two members... [21:54] ryu     Does that mean Munakata won't     graduate this year, either? [21:57] yu     That's right! [21:59] yu     The president and Shuzo-san said [22:00] yu     they would continue their fiery training     until they get into a tournament! [22:03] yu     They're totally fired up! [22:05] at     Never going to graduate, huh? [22:09] en     Two for Neverland, huh? [22:14] dada     Chicken was on sale today,     so I made chicken hot pot. [22:18] dada     Come on, eat up, you two. [22:21] dada     It will warm up your cold hearts. [22:24] haru     Hakone... [22:26] aki     ...Yumoto... [22:27] both     We will make you pay! SIGN    Everyone Loves Someone! SIGN    Next time: [24:01] ryu     Next time:     Everyone Loves Someone! [24:04] ryu     Love Making! [24:05] ---      6 - Everyone Loves Someone! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] wom     -- [00:00] five     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] yu     -- [00:11] en     Man, I give up. [00:14] at     That was kind of surprising. [00:16] yu     Hey. I'm trembling a little right now. [00:19] en     How come? [00:20] yu     Fighting and conflict and     dissidence and animosity... [00:23] yu     It makes me so uncomfortable... [00:25] yu     When I see it, I don't know how to handle it. [00:29] at     Those are a few fairly advanced     words you know, Yumoto. [00:32] yu     Because they make me uncomfortable,     I can remember them even better. [00:35] yu     It's like they're burned     into my brain, I guess. [00:38] yu     It just makes me so uncomfortable. [00:40] at     Well, I'm the same way. [00:43] at     I want to live a life without conflict, [00:45] at     and I want that for the     people around me, too. [00:48] en     You said it. [00:49] yu     Why did this have to happen, huh? SIGN    Everyone Loves Someone! [02:31] yu     It's over! It's over! [02:33] yu     Class is over! [02:35] yu     Senpais, I just learned something! [02:38] yu     Sea slug mating... it's incredible! [02:42] yu     They're hermaphrodites, see... [02:45] yu     They have a sexual organ on     each end of their body... [02:49] en     Tell us more about sea slug mating! [02:51] at     I'd love to hear all about it! [02:53] yu     Um, well, [02:54] yu     sea slugs have both male     and female sexual organs, [02:57] yu     so apparently, they can line up in a block, [02:59] yu     innie to outie and innie to outie... [03:02] yu     But instead of forming a train     like you might be thinking, [03:06] yu     they can actually join up in a big ring... [03:09] en     Wow, that's amazing! [03:11] at     How do you know that? [03:13] yu     Well, I was talking with everyone... [03:16] wom     It's love, of course! [03:18] wom     Love connects people in a giant chain     that goes all the way into space! [03:22] yu     Wow! [03:23] yu     That's huge! [03:26] yu     Um... Io-senpai? [03:28] io     Can I help you? [03:30] yu     And Ryuu-senpai... [03:31] ryu     What do you want? [03:33] yu     What's wrong? [03:34] both     Why do you ask? [03:36] yu     Well... you're acting...     a little different... [03:39] io     Are we? [03:41] ryu     You think? [03:42] yu     Io-senpai, what are your     thoughts on hermaphroditism? [03:45] yu     Like "Doubling up must improve     their cost performance!" [03:47] yu     "What economic efficiency!" Or something. [03:49] ryu     Yeah, that's true. [03:51] ryu     You could run a calculation like     that in a split second, right? [03:55] io     What is that supposed to mean? [03:56] ryu     Nothing. [03:58] ryu     I'm not saying [03:59] ryu     "For someone so good at calculations,     your bank balance has been slipping lately; [04:01] ryu     I hope you're okay," or anything like that. [04:04] io     Yes, because a little     ebb and flow is natural. [04:06] io     But yeah, sea slugs are impressive. [04:09] io     They could have a date or a fling with     anyone they meet anywhere, like someone else I know. [04:12] ryu     Are you saying I'm a sea slug? [04:15] io     Sea slugs are cute. [04:18] yu     Cows are cute, too! [04:20] yu     I like brown cows! [04:22] yu     A lot more than the black and white kind. [04:24] yu     For some reason, I just like brown better! [04:29] yu     Although I like pandas because     they're black and white... [04:32] yu     I guess I'd be disappointed if     they were just brown all over. [04:35] yu     I wonder why that is? [04:37] at     Because then they'd be ordinary bears. [04:39] en     It's a little early, but I'm going     to head for the Kurotama Bath. [04:44] en     Atsushi, you come with me. [04:46] en     You too, Yumoto. [04:47] yu     O-Okay. [04:49] en     Anyone else in? [04:51] en     No? [04:53] en     If not, let's head out. [05:01] wom     Excuse me! [05:02] wom     This is a threat to the continued     existence of the Battle Lovers! [05:06] wom     I must do something to break the deadlock! [05:09] wom     I call it Operation: Restoration of Love! [05:13] ryu     Oh, right. [05:14] ryu     Wom-chan, want some candy? [05:17] wom     Thank you very much! [05:21] io     Wom-san prefers spinach, I believe. [05:24] io     I thought he hated sweets. [05:28] ryu     That's not why he took it. [05:31] ryu     Wom-san won't turn down anybody     who's trying to be nice. [05:36] io     Because he never lets anyone turn him down     when he's trying to be nice? [05:41] ryu     I guess you can't get rich     unless you assume the worst of everybody. [05:48] yu     That's probably what's going on,     and Wom-san's having a hard time, [05:50] yu     being left in the middle like that. [05:53] at     He could have just come with us. [05:55] en     Wom-san's the kind of guy     who would stay, though. [05:57] at     Yeah, since leaving them alone together [05:59] at     feels like it would bring things to a head. [06:02] yu     What do you mean, "bring them to a head"? [06:04] yu     That's not what I want! [06:06] at     But it's not like those two had     anything in common to begin with. [06:10] en     Yeah. [06:11] en     They're a miraculous pair. [06:14] en     It's a miracle they can be in the same room. [06:16] at     Apparently they both had an awful     first impression of each other, too. SIGN    Class 1-A [06:20] (Flashback) ryu     Going Dutch? [06:22] (Flashback) ryu     No way. [06:23] (Flashback) ryu     The guy should pay. [06:24] (Flashback) A     How come? [06:26] (Flashback) A     Women's lib, man. [06:28] (Flashback) ryu     That gender theory stuff     doesn't matter on a date. [06:31] (Flashback) ryu     How do you let a girl know you like her? [06:34] (Flashback) ryu     With words? [06:35] (Flashback) ryu     With actions? [06:36] (Flashback) ryu     Or with telepathy? [06:38] (Flashback) ryu     That one's nice if you can     do it, but most people can't. [06:42] (Flashback) ryu     So the simplest way is to just     say "I'll pay for the date." [06:48] (Flashback) ryu     There's no girl who won't like     having you pick up her cup of tea, [06:52] (Flashback) ryu     and it's a small price to pay to     let her know you like her, right? [06:55] (Flashback) kids     Y-Yeah! [06:57] (Flashback) ryu     Well, my girlfriend never lets me pay, though. [07:01] (Flashback) ryu     See, this is what we call     a benefit-cost ratio. [07:05] (Flashback) io     Sorry. [07:07] (Flashback) ryu     Is something I said amusing to you? [07:11] (Flashback) io     Not really. [07:12] (Flashback) io     It was just funny to hear someone talk [07:15] (Flashback) io     about benefit-cost ratios over     something as silly as dating. [07:18] (Flashback) ryu     If you ask me, obsessing     over money is much sillier. [07:22] (Flashback) io     Oh, you've taken the time to learn who I am? [07:25] (Flashback) io     I'm not an investment, you know.     There are better uses of your time. [07:28] (Flashback) ryu     No, I just know you because you're so annoying. [07:32] yu     So why did they both join the Defense Club? [07:36] en     Well... SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [07:43] (Flashback) both     Yes? [07:45] (Flashback) io     Is this the Earth Defense Club? [07:45] (Flashback) ryu     Is this Earth Defense Club thing for real? [07:48] (Flashback) en     Y-Yeah... [07:49] (Flashback) at     Yes... [07:55] at     I was just happy to have a new member... [07:58] yu     So you accepted them both? [08:00] yu     Separately? [08:01] en     Well, we didn't know they hated each other. [08:07] (Flashback) io     Well, well. [08:11] (Flashback) io     Would you please stop getting in my face? [08:14] (Flashback) ryu     You're the one getting in my face! [08:17] (Flashback) io     I heard overly persistent     men never get dates! [08:20] (Flashback) ryu     That's right, it's important     to know when to quit! [08:23] (Flashback) ryu     The Defense Club is perfect for     skipping class and napping. [08:25] (Flashback) ryu     Don't get in my way! [08:27] (Flashback) io     Sometimes I want to look at the     markets in peace and quiet, too! [08:30] (Flashback) io     Why don't you quit instead? [08:32] (Flashback) both     I want to join the club! [08:35] yu     So what happened then? [08:37] en     Well, we couldn't not let them join the club. [08:40] at     Although the club itself hadn't     been registered at that point... [08:45] (Flashback) ryu     This new series is so funny! [08:47] (Flashback) io     As I thought, biotech     stocks are on the rise. [08:50] (Flashback) io     I'll have to check the price     movements in the future. [08:55] (Flashback) en     Hey, Atsushi... [08:57] (Flashback) at     En-chan... [08:59] (Flashback) ryu     You heading home? [09:01] (Flashback) io     I'll accompany you. [09:02] (Flashback) ryu     How come? [09:04] (Flashback) io     What do you mean, how come? [09:06] (Flashback) ryu     What do you mean, what do I mean, how come? [09:08] (Flashback) io     What do you mean, what do I mean,     what do you mean, how come? [09:12] (Flashback) en     It's okay. You don't have     to go out of your way. [09:14] (Flashback) at     You two just do what you want. [09:16] (Flashback) io     No, I was thinking of going myself... [09:19] (Flashback) ryu     It seems like it would be fun to go together. [09:22] (Flashback) ryu     Well, together, minus one. [09:25] (Flashback) en     Look, you guys both hate each other, right? [09:29] (Flashback) ryu     Yes, we do. [09:30] (Flashback) io     Even worse than hate, I would say. [09:33] (Flashback) ryu     There he goes, nitpicking. [09:34] (Flashback) io     And you just want to agree     with everything he says. [09:38] (Flashback) at     Are you sure it doesn't wrap back     around to you liking each other? [09:42] (Flashback) both     No! [09:44] (Flashback) both     I mean— [09:45] (Flashback) en     See, you're a perfect match. [09:47] (Flashback) ryu     Yeah, right! [09:47] (Flashback) io     You're mistaken! SIGN    Investigation: Zaou Ryuu [09:54] haru     Why is this happening? SIGN    Investigation: Naruko Io [09:55] haru     That trash! [09:57] aki     It's hard to understand the     reasoning of commoners and trash. [10:00] kuma     Haru-sama. Aki-sama. [10:03] kuma     Bamboo tea. [10:05] aki     Oh, bamboo tea. [10:06] ---     Thank you. [10:07] aki     I'm surprised an Ape would make something     as fashionable as bamboo tea. [10:11] kuma     O-Of course, yes, please call me an ape. [10:14] kuma     Just, um... um... [10:17] haru     What is it? [10:18] kuma     How... [10:19] kuma     How does it feel to be an idol? [10:22] haru     What do you mean by that? SIGN    Kumano Kuroshiro [10:24] kuma     I was just wondering what it must be like, [10:27] kuma     to be loved and admired by everyone... [10:31] kuma     I'm sorry! [10:32] kuma     It's not that I'm jealous of     you or anything like that! [10:34] kuma     I've never, ever felt something     so inappropriate... [10:39] kuma     Well, maybe once, twice... 23 times... [10:45] haru     What? [10:46] aki     Then why not be one? [10:54] shu     Welcome to the VEPP Theater. [11:00] shu     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [11:07] shu     Let's illuminate the mysteries     of the universe... [11:10] shu     On the name of the stars! [11:20] shu     VEPPer, the twin stars     blooming in the galaxy! [11:27] shu     Moon and sun, miracles and secrets [11:29] both     The twin stars shining in the heavens! [11:30] shu     We're the stars making wishes come true! [11:31] haru     Salty Sol! [11:33] aki     Melty Luna! [11:33] shu     VEPPer, bringing a thrill     to this blue planet! [11:36] both     Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer! [11:39] both     Chosen warrior! [11:40] shu     Let's illuminate the entire world! [11:41] haru     Lucky you! [11:43] aki     Happy you! [11:43] shu     On the name of the stars! [11:46] both     Shooting... [11:47] both     Star! [11:55] yu     The True Lovracelets... [11:58] en     A monster, at a time like this? [12:00] at     You think those two will even come? [12:02] en     Even if they do, they can't fight together     when they're bickering like that. [12:07] yu     We'll just have to make do     with the three of us, then! [12:10] yu     Let's Love Making! [12:13] yu     Love Making! [12:18] yu     The Sparkling Prince! [12:21] yu     Battle Lover Scarlet! [12:23] yu     The Flashing Prince! [12:25] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [12:28] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [12:30] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [12:33] yu     Feel the power... [12:35] five     Of love! [12:38] [Messenger] sign     The Thrilling Prince     Battle Lover Vesta     Finishing Move: Vesta Love Ignit [12:49] all     So cute! [12:56] pan     I'm Panda Monster. [12:58] pan     But although I'm a monster, my     ultimate move is "cuteness." [13:01] pan     No one can oppose my cuteness. [13:08] all     So cute! [13:10] pan     Bamboo... [13:13] all     So cute! [13:16] guy     It pooped! [13:17] all     So cute! [13:19] yu     Don't be fooled! [13:24] yu     If you think we'll let you do anything     because you're cute, you've got another thing coming! [13:28] pan     There they are. [13:29] pan     People jealous of my cuteness. [13:32] pan     But I've already prepared for the     appearance of cowards like you! [13:36] guy     Don't be mean to the panda! [13:41] en     What? [13:42] en     Is this the cliche yet exciting twist     where the townspeople turn on the heroes? [13:46] at     Are they really going to bring that out     for a pooping panda? [13:50] pan     You can't recover from the two-fold shock! [13:52] yu     You're one to talk! [13:54] yu     All you do is poop! [13:56] yu     That's perverted! [13:57] pan     Sh-Shut up! [13:58] pan     My poo is made from bamboo,     so it doesn't stink! [14:01] pan     Take this! [14:03] pan     Poo Bomb! [14:09] en     Oh, come on! [14:10] en     That's way too straightforward! [14:11] at     Yet we've never faced such     a dangerous technique! [14:14] en     Cerulean Love Aqua! [14:17] at     Epinard Love Hurricane! [14:20] yu     Scarlet Love Lumiere! [14:31] pan     The praise of others makes me stronger. [14:34] pan     And jealousy and resentment make me bigger! [14:43] both     Yumoto! [14:44] en     You're not all that just     because you're a panda! [14:47] at     Some people do prefer polar bears, you know! [14:50] yu     It's no use, Senpai! [14:52] yu     He's that annoying type that will [14:56] yu     interpret anything you say as jealousy! [14:59] pan     You're the annoying ones here! [15:02] pan     Take this! [15:03] pan     Bamboo Storm! [15:19] pan     Did you know that pandas [15:21] pan     sometimes eat mice and other small mammals? [15:25] pan     You three are like mice to me! [15:29] pan     Do you understand what I'm getting at? [15:32] ryu     Like hell! [15:37] ryu     Stop saying stuff we need     to figure out, poo-face! [15:40] io     There's no need to understand, anyway! [15:42] ryu     Vesta Love Ignit! [15:46] io     Sulfur Love Gaia! [15:52] pan     Wh-What is this? [15:54] pan     This isn't jealousy or resentment! [15:56] ryu     We just don't give a damn about you! [15:59] io     Although you do need to pay for having the     nerve to stand against the Battle Lovers. [16:03] ryu     Io, you're more aggressive than I thought. [16:06] io     You're one to talk, Ryuu. [16:08] en     Did you two make up? [16:11] ryu     Huh? [16:12] io     Certainly not! [16:16] at     Then what are you doing here? [16:19] both     They're unrelated incidents! [16:24] pan     To hit a cute panda... [16:27] pan     you call yourselves human?! [16:29] ryu     You're not even a panda. [16:31] ryu     You're a panda monster, y'know? [16:33] io     Just being cute isn't enough! [16:35] io     Running a business means     solving your own problems, [16:38] io     and you must always strive for     innovation and change! [16:41] ryu     The road to popularity is a thorny     path that requires constant hard work! [16:44] ryu     Are you prepared to walk that road?! [16:47] yu     Senpais, it's time! [16:49] yu     Sparkle, Lumiere of Love! [16:54] en     Flash, Purifying Aqua! [16:57] atsu     Pierce, Gallant Hurricane! [17:01] io     Roar, Raging Gaia! [17:04] ryu     Thrill, Blazing Ignit! [17:11] yu     Io-Ryuu-senpai, it's up to you! [17:15] ryu     Shall we? [17:16] io     Yeah! [17:17] both     Don't wallow in love! [17:19] both     True Love Attack! [17:32] both     True Love Fountain! [17:49] both     Love is over! [17:50] aki     Don't wallow in love, eh? [17:54] haru     You're one to talk. [17:55] yu     You two! [17:56] all     VEPPer! [17:58] haru     The likes of you [18:00] haru     could never understand the thought     process of someone who is loved. [18:02] aki     You lack any qualification     to speak on the matter. [18:06] aki     In short, you're insufficient. [18:08] yu     Huh? [18:09] yu     What do you mean? [18:10] haru     It's not you, the Battle Lovers, [18:12] haru     who are worthy of the love of thousands. [18:14] aki     You'll see that that love is     reserved for us, VEPPer. [18:18] aki     Little by little. [18:21] yu     What was all that, about     being worthy of love? [18:24] en     I'm getting the feeling they     don't like us very much. [18:29] en     Can't put my finger on it. SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [18:39] at     Yumoto's engaged in repetitive behavior. [18:42] at     Like a stressed wolf at the zoo. [18:47] en     Come on, Ryuu, Io. [18:48] en     Get a grip already. [18:50] io     I'm sorry, Yufuin-senpai. [18:52] io     I'm a very petty person. [18:54] ryu     I know I'm worse than Io. [18:58] ryu     I'm an idiot who only thinks     about getting with girls. [19:00] io     What are you talking about? [19:02] io     Your dating habits stimulate the economy. [19:05] io     It's worthy of praise. [19:08] ryu     Your investments are way more amazing. [19:10] ryu     You're committed to the     development of your business. [19:13] ryu     My little dates are nothing compared to that. [19:17] io     No, in the end, the economy     comes down to people. [19:20] io     The economy can't function if     people don't go about their lives. [19:23] io     That's what you're doing. [19:27] ryu     You're much more amazing! [19:28] ryu     Acknowledge it already! [19:29] io     I will not! [19:30] io     Ryuu, you should have confidence instead! [19:33] ryu     Shut up, you genius! [19:35] io     Give it a rest already, you icon! [19:37] wom     Wait a minute! [19:39] en     What? [19:40] en     Are those backhanded compliments? [19:42] en     Or do you actually both think     the world of each other? [19:44] both     Yes, I do! [19:46] ryu     It's just that he... [19:47] io     You... [19:48] both     ...won't admit it! [19:51] yu     Oh, I have a question! [19:53] yu     How did this start? [19:55] both     Because the other boys in     class were making fun of him! [19:59] ryu     That's why I was explaining     how amazing Io was! [20:02] io     I explained it to them, kindly and concisely! [20:06] ryu     But Io overheard it and denied it! [20:08] io     Because I lack even 1/10th of your value! [20:11] ryu     But I told you! [20:13] ryu     You're amazing! [20:14] ryu     Why won't you acknowledge it? [20:15] io     I'm not amazing! [20:17] (Flashback) ryu     Amazing! Amazing! Amazing! [20:17] io     What's so amazing about me?! [20:19] en     This is freaking dumb!!! [20:23] at     I just remembered. [20:24] at     When you came to the Kurotama     Bath for the first time, [20:27] at     it was just like this. [20:29] (Flashback) ryu     Yeah, right! [20:29] (Flashback) io     You're mistaken! [20:33] (Flashback) io     This is the worst. [20:33] (Flashback) ryu     This stinks. [20:35] (Flashback) gora     Excuse me, sirs. [20:37] (Flashback) gora     We can dry your uniforms quickly. [20:39] (Flashback) gora     In the meantime, please, get in the bath. [20:46] (Flashback) io     What on Earth? [20:48] (Flashback) ryu     How pushy can you get? [20:54] (Flashback) io     Not bad at all, huh? [20:56] (Flashback) ryu     Yeah, pretty good. [20:57] (Flashback) io     I guess we can agree on some things. [21:00] (Flashback) ryu     I'm pretty shocked, too. [21:02] (Flashback) en     Well, I guess they're both in the club. [21:06] (Flashback) at     Are you okay with that? [21:07] (Flashback) both     Yeah! [21:09] en     In retrospect, I'm grateful     for that splash of water. [21:12] at     Without that, they might have     never spoken to each other again. [21:17] wom     What's wrong? [21:19] yu     I'm sorry! [21:20] yu     The one who splashed you was probably me! [21:28] (Flashback) yu     The ridge tiles on a bathhouse are     guardian spirits against fire! [21:31] (Flashback) yu     Thanks for all your help! [21:34] (Flashback) yu     But we're a natural hot spring,     so there's no danger of fire! [21:38] (Flashback) yu     Oh well! [21:40] (Flashback) gora     Yumoto. [21:43] (Flashback) gora     I need you to wash these     and iron them quickly. [21:48] (Flashback) yu     Big bro, are these from Binan High School? [21:52] yu     That's the time you were     talking about, right? [21:55] yu     I think I need to apologize to you both. [21:59] ryu     Huh? What? [22:00] io     We're the ones who should apologize. [22:02] io     For bringing down the mood in the club room. [22:04] yu     Not that! [22:06] yu     Because I was hasty with     the iron, the lining... [22:14] yu     I'm sorry! [22:15] ryu     That was you?! [22:16] io     I always wondered... [22:18] wom     Now, now. [22:19] wom     It means you match me! It's premiere! [22:22] both     I'm not happy about that at all! [22:25] wom     What did you say?! [22:27] wom     Love shock! SIGN    A Christmas of Love and Miracles SIGN    Next Time [24:01] yu     Next time: "A Christmas of     Love and Miracles!" [24:04] yu     Love Making! [24:05] ---      7 - A Christmas of Love and Miracles Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] yu     -- [00:00] both     -- [00:00] both     -- [00:00] wom     -- SIGN    Ole! Ramen SIGN    Hijiriya Hitori SIGN    Ole! Ramen [00:26] man     Here's your ramen! [00:27] all     Wow! [00:29] ryu     Looks delicious! [00:30] yu     Let's eat! [00:37] wom     Yes! [00:40] en     Hey, I've been thinking... [00:43] at     Yes? [00:44] en     Christmas Eve is coming. [00:46] en     How about we hold a Chri-pa? [00:49] all     A Chri-pa?! [00:51] at     What's going on? [00:52] at     En-chan, you're usually the one     that hates that stuff the most... [00:54] en     Well, I was thinking it's important     to engage with the 'mas. [00:59] yu     Oh, I get it! [01:00] yu     En-chan-senpai is bursting     with Christmas spirit! [01:03] yu     I'm so in! [01:05] yu     And we'll have the party at     Kurotama Bath, of course! [01:07] en     A Chri-pa with a hot bath, huh? [01:09] en     Okay, let's do it. [01:11] yu     Yeah! [01:12] yu     I'm looking forward to it so much! [01:15] en     Now, we just have to figure out the food... [01:19] man     We've got you! [01:22] yu     Ole! Christmas Ramen? [01:25] ryu     Wow... [01:26] ryu     This shop's finally gone down     the Christmas hole too, huh? [01:28] io     Opportunism is a fundamental     part of doing business. [01:32] en     This sounds good to me. [01:34] yu     Got it! [01:35] yu     Mister, we want a Christmas     ramen delivery on Christmas Eve! [01:40] yu     Send it to the Kurotama Bath! [01:42] man     Okay! [01:45] sei     Ole! I'm back. [01:47] yu     Huh? Hijiriya-kun? [01:49] hij     Hey... [01:50] yu     I see! [01:51] yu     Is this where you live? [01:53] at     You know him? [01:54] yu     He's my classmate, Hijiriya-kun! [01:57] yu     Bro Gora! [02:00] go     Oh, welcome back, Yumoto. [02:02] yu     Hey, can we have a Chri-pa     here on Christmas Eve? [02:06] go     A Chri-pa? [02:07] yu     It means "Christmas party"! [02:09] yu     We're going to gather at Kurotama Bath [02:11] yu     and have cake [02:12] yu     and get ramen delivered [02:14] yu     and exchange presents! [02:16] yu     Of course, you're invited too! [02:18] yu     So can we reserve the bath for Christmas Eve? [02:21] go     Me and Christmas cake... [02:23] go     Me and ramen delivery... [02:25] go     Me and exchanging presents... [02:28] go     Yes, you can. [02:29] yu     Yeah! SIGN    A Christmas of Love and Miracles [04:09] haru     It's Christmas, huh? [04:11] aki     Yeah... [04:24] (Flashback) haru     Today's Christmas Eve! [04:26] (Flashback) aki     You think Santa Claus     will bring us a present? [04:29] (Flashback) haru     I doubt it. He never does. [04:33] (Flashback) aki     But don't worry! [04:35] (Flashback) aki     He's our true Santa! [04:38] (Flashback) haru     Yeah, he is! [04:40] (Flashback) aki     We don't need Santa... [04:43] both     We don't need Christmas. SIGN    Ole! Ramen [04:51] man     It's done. SIGN    Merry Christmas SIGN    Ole! Ramen. [04:57] hij     Ole. [04:59] hij     I'm off. [05:03] kid     Wow, lame. [05:05] kid     Hey, keep it down. [05:12] haru     Hey there, Red-Nosed Reindeer. [05:14] aki     The day you fear and hate most     in the whole year has arrived. [05:19] both     Christmas Eve! [05:20] hij     Wh-Who are you two? [05:22] haru     16 years without a girlfriend. [05:25] aki     And no friends who like to throw parties. [05:27] haru     So you spend every Christmas Eve [05:29] haru     doing nothing but delivering     ramen for your father. [05:35] haru     And every year hence, forever and ever... [05:38] aki     Stewing in hatred and resentment     of people happier than you... [05:41] both     That's how you'll spend this day. [05:46] aki     Wouldn't you just love... [05:47] haru     ...to get rid of this day? [05:50] hij     I hate Christmas... [05:52] hij     I hate Christmas... [05:54] hij     I wish it would just go away! [05:56] haru     Then why don't we grant... [05:58] aki     ...that wish of yours? [05:59] hij     Huh? How? [06:08] haru     Now we just wait for him to do the rest. [06:11] aki     We just have to wait... [06:13] both     ...for the moment Christmas dies. [06:19] both     G-Gora-san! [06:21] go     Hello there, neighbors. [06:23] go     Sorry to surprise you from the rooftop. [06:25] go     Yumoto is holding a Christmas party     today, so I'm hanging decorations. [06:29] both     Oh, really? [06:31] go     Well, what about you two? [06:34] go     Would you like to join us? [06:40] haru     We were invited! [06:42] aki     We were invited! [06:44] haru     We were invited! [06:45] aki     We were invited! [06:47] haru     We were invited! [06:49] aki     We were invited! [06:51] aki     What to do? [06:52] haru     What to do? [06:53] aki     What to do? [06:53] haru     What to do? [06:55] both     Invited by the Santa Claus we've longed for! [07:01] dada     Come along and have dinner! [07:04] dada     I finished the Christmas gyoza! [07:07] haru     Sorry, Dadacha. [07:10] haru     We're going... [07:11] aki     ...to the Chri-pa across the way! [07:14] both     Later! [07:16] dada     Wait! [07:17] dada     What about the monster? [07:22] both     That's right! [07:24] both     What do we do?! [07:25] haru     After we finally got invited... [07:27] aki     After we finally get to join the ranks     of people satisfied living in reality... [07:30] haru     At this rate, Christmas... [07:32] aki     And all people living in     reality across the world... [07:34] both     ...are going to be destroyed! [07:36] dada     That's right! So— [07:38] haru     Hey, Dadacha! [07:40] haru     Where's that monster right now? [07:42] aki     Find him! [07:42] haru     And tell him! [07:44] haru     The plot... [07:45] aki     ...to destroy Christmas     all across the world... [07:47] both     ...is off! [07:51] en     Well, I think everything's in order. [07:53] en     Let's have a toast. [07:55] yu     Okay! [07:56] wom     By the way, today we're having     "Having a Christmas Toast With You [08:00] wom     Love Shower Drink." [08:03] ryu     What's with that oh-so-conspicuous     introduction? [08:06] wom     This is what we always     toast with at celebrations [08:09] wom     on #^$, where I was born.'' [08:12] both     Excuse us! [08:14] ryu     Huh? [08:15] ryu     Who could that be? [08:16] at     Were you selling tickets to the party? [08:18] io     No! [08:20] both     Hello there! [08:21] en     Oh, you two. [08:23] io     The Beppu Brothers? [08:24] yu     It is! [08:25] yu     It's Brothers-senpai! [08:27] ryu     What are you doing here? [08:28] go     Oh, well, I... [08:30] haru     Oh, Gora-san! [08:31] haru     Thank you very much... [08:33] both     ...for inviting us! [08:35] en     What are super idols doing     here on Christmas Eve? [08:38] io     It is curious. [08:40] io     You'd think they would have had other plans. [08:43] ryu     You can't invite the Beppus just like that. [08:46] ryu     They're serious idols at our school. [08:49] ryu     For now. [08:50] both     For now?! [08:51] gora     I'm sorry, I didn't realize... [08:54] haru     Oh, don't worry about it! [08:56] aki     We did have plans, but... [08:58] both     We canceled them! [09:01] en     So you say. But I bet you really     had nothing better to do. [09:05] yu     So, Brothers-senpai! [09:07] yu     Why don't you join us in a toast     with our Love Shower Drink? [09:11] go     Here! [09:12] both     Yes! Thank you! [09:14] yu     Well, Brothers-senpai! [09:16] yu     Please sit here! [09:19] go     Have a seat here. [09:20] both     Thank you! [09:24] en     Good thing I printed a     few extra just in case. [09:27] en     Here, you can have some. [09:29] haru     Chri-pa... [09:31] aki     ...schedule? [09:33] en     Okay, let's get started. [09:35] en     Merry... [09:36] all     Christmas! [09:38] yu     Brothers-senpai, thank you for joining us! [09:41] yu     Cheers! [09:45] both     Gora-san! Cheers! [09:47] gora     Yeah, cheers! [09:49] yu     Huh? [09:55] yu     The cake and the Love Shower     Drink are both super delicious! [09:58] gora     Oh, Yumoto. [10:00] gora     You got some cream on you. [10:02] yu     Oh, bro! [10:03] yu     Thank you! [10:10] ryu     Hey, Beppu-kuns. [10:12] ryu     You got cream on you. [10:15] ryu     What? [10:16] ryu     Did I do something wrong? [10:17] yu     Brothers-senpai, feel     free to eat all you like! [10:21] go     Here you are. [10:23] both     Yes! [10:24] both     Thank you! [10:27] en     Speaking of eating, where's     the Christmas ramen? [10:29] io     We ordered it for 7:00... [10:33] haru     I hope Dadacha's handling it... [10:36] aki     Don't worry. [10:37] aki     Nothing will happen. [10:38] haru     We can't let it happen... [10:40] both     At least, not until we get his present! SIGN    Galaxy Idols VEPPer Most popular songs: You Are a Distant First-Magnitude Star StarTheVEPPer* [10:49] yu     Senpai, if the ramen's not coming,     we should exchange presents first! [10:54] yu     I can't wait! [10:56] aki     What a great idea! [10:58] haru     Let's do it! [11:00] en     Guess we'll have to. [11:02] en     Swapping ramen smile time and     present exchange time, huh? [11:07] ryu     But exchanging presents [11:10] ryu     is the highlight of the Chri-pa. [11:12] ryu     You gotta save the best     part for the end, right? [11:16] en     He's right. [11:18] en     Well, let's swap it with the     Christmas song sing-a-long instead. [11:22] ryu     Yeah! Good idea! [11:24] yu     Okay... [11:35] haru     No good? [11:37] haru     Monster... [11:39] haru     is coming to town? [11:44] go     Is something wrong? [11:47] haru     R-Rather than the sing-a-long... [11:49] aki     I think Yumoto-kun's right... [11:51] both     We should exchange presents first! [11:55] both     Now, quickly! [11:56] both     Before he comes! [11:58] at     Who? [11:59] both     Oh... nothing... [12:01] en     We don't have a choice. [12:03] en     If they want it that badly, maybe     doing that first will calm them down. [12:06] yu     All right! [12:07] both     Yes! [12:09] at     There's something strange about those two. [12:12] io     I wonder if Christmas     makes them a little crazy. [12:18] en     Okay, let's get started. [12:20] yu     I'm so excited! [12:22] both     The only present we want... [12:24] both     is that one! [12:26] tawa     Well, then. Christmas present exchange. [12:29] tawa     Let's start the music. [12:33] yu     Th-That sound... [12:36] all     Now?! [12:38] rein     Even on Christmas Eve, we labor and toil. [12:41] rein     I come on behalf of all those     forced to work without rest... [12:44] rein     Ole! [12:45] rein     I am Red-Nosed Reindeer Monster! [12:49] yu     Reindeer Monster? [12:50] ryu     What's he doing here now? [12:56] en     Hey, what do we do? [12:58] ryu     We definitely can't transform here... [13:01] at     I wish these monsters could     time their appearances better. [13:04] yu     Seriously! [13:05] io     What do we do? [13:07] wom     Since there are people here right now, [13:09] wom     you'll just have to transform outside. [13:12] rein     Hey! [13:14] rein     Are you guys ignoring me? [13:17] go     It really is a reindeer! [13:22] rein     Huh? [13:24] go     Here, have some. [13:27] rein     Oh... [13:28] rein     Thanks? [13:29] haru     Oh, dear... [13:30] haru     What do we do? [13:31] aki     There's only one thing to do. [13:34] both     We'll have to let them beat him! [13:37] at     But how do we get out of here? [13:40] yu     We could all say we gotta pee! [13:42] en     It would seem unnatural for us     all to do that at the same time. [13:45] ryu     What about brushing our teeth, then? [13:47] io     Even more unnatural! [13:48] haru     That's it! [13:50] haru     You all just had cake... [13:53] aki     So why don't you go over there... [13:54] both     ...and brush your teeth? [13:56] yu     Huh? [13:57] yu     That might let us all brush our     teeth in the most natural way! [14:00] wom     Then take the invitation     and get going already! [14:03] mon     Hold on a minute! [14:05] mon     You want to shove all the work     on me and run off, do you? [14:10] mon     I won't let you have all the fun     on Christmas Eve without me! [14:15] yu     No, it's not like that! [14:16] mon     Oh, yes it is! [14:19] mon     Stupid Christmas Eve! [14:21] mon     Stupid Christmas parties! [14:23] mon     You get to have fun toasts and     eat cake and exchange presents... [14:27] mon     and gaze at each other     in a nice restaurant [14:29] mon     with a beautiful night view and     a champagne glass in one hand... [14:32] mon     Then you flash the girl your hotel room keys [14:35] mon     and say "I got us a room" [14:37] mon     and then go up in the elevator together [14:40] mon     and then... and then... [14:42] mon     So lucky!! [14:44] en     What is that reindeer talking about? [14:47] at     No idea. [14:48] io     Well, it's a reindeer-eat-reindeer     world out there. [14:51] io     He probably has a lot of troubles. [14:53] at     Wait, are reindeer carnivores or herbivores? [14:56] mon     We're omnivores with a     strong herbivorous bent! [14:59] mon     But that's not the point! [15:00] mon     I'm trying to tell you that [15:02] mon     while you're happily     enjoying yourselves here, [15:04] mon     there are people out there working     their antlers off! You hear me? [15:07] mon     On Christmas, all the     reindeer in the world... [15:11] go     Yes! [15:12] go     The reindeer bring presents     to people all over the world! [15:15] go     You truly do magnificent work. [15:18] go     Want another drink? [15:21] go     I'll bring it to you. [15:23] mon     Well, don't trouble yourself... [15:30] haru     I know! [15:31] haru     Why don't we close our eyes for no reason? [15:35] aki     What a good idea! [15:38] en     Huh? [15:39] en     Those guys just started     meditating or something... [15:43] at     That's weird. [15:44] yu     But that gives us our chance to transform! [15:47] sign     That's right! [15:47] wom     That's right! SIGN    Time to Love Making!! [15:48] wom     Time to Love Making! [15:52] yu     Love Making! [15:55] mon     Hey, you twins! [15:57] mon     Are you trying to close your eyes to the     fact that I'm working on Christmas Eve? [16:03] yu     Oh... [16:04] wom     Drat. [16:05] wom     We almost had it! [16:07] go     I'm sorry for the wait. [16:09] go     Take one. [16:09] mon     Th-Thanks... [16:11] haru     Darn it. [16:13] haru     We managed to create our     most annoying monster yet. [16:16] aki     But unless the Defense Club beats him... [16:20] both     We won't be able to exchange presents! [16:23] yu     Oh, what's with this feeling     of unrealized anticipation?! [16:25] yu     I wanna exchange presents already! [16:27] io     Then we need to defeat the monster first! [16:31] wom     Let's brainstorm ideas for how     you can leave and transform! [16:35] ryu     I know. [16:36] ryu     What if one of us pretends     to have stomach pain, [16:38] ryu     and the others take him to the hospital? [16:41] yu     Great idea! I'll play the sick one. [16:44] en     But I doubt the twins will buy it... [16:47] wom     We'll just have to try it! [16:50] wom     Action, I say! [16:52] yu     Oh, how awful! [16:55] yu     It hurts! [16:56] yu     My stomach does hurt so much! [16:59] ryu     Yumoto!!! [17:00] ryu     Are you okay?!? [17:02] haru     What is this? [17:03] haru     Yumoto-kun, your stomach hurts, you say? [17:06] aki     That is truly awful! [17:08] both     You must take him to the     hospital immediately! [17:10] en     They bought it? [17:12] at     Are you kidding me? [17:12] both     Come on, everyone! [17:14] both     This way! [17:15] go     Wait, Yumoto! [17:17] go     I made your big brother's     special tummy tonic. [17:21] yu     I know, but I need to go to the hospital... [17:24] go     Yumoto. [17:25] go     Ah! [17:27] yu     Ah... [17:30] en     I wish he'd butt out. [17:32] io     No kidding. [17:34] mon     Hey, you guys! [17:36] mon     What kind of stupid fake     performance was that? [17:40] yu     Well, it's all your fault, Mr. Reindeer! [17:44] yu     You're ruining our Chri-pa! [17:46] both     That's right! [17:48] haru     After so long, we got invited to a Chri-pa... [17:50] aki     With that man... [17:52] both     ...we've always admired! [17:54] aki     Um, the point is... [17:56] haru     Because of you, a dream we've     held since childhood... [17:59] both     Is down the drain! [18:01] mon     H-How could you... [18:03] mon     You're telling me all you care about     is whether you get to have fun? [18:08] mon     Isn't it that selfish attitude [18:10] mon     that has turned Christmas     Eve into the circus it is? [18:14] mon     Listen. [18:15] mon     Your happiness always comes     on the back of someone else. [18:15] ryu     Oh boy, they got him going again. [18:19] mon     Behind all the fun you're having, [18:21] mon     there's always someone working their     fingers to the bone and crying! [18:24] mon     You could never understand the     suffering and sorrow we go through! [18:28] all     Huh? [18:29] mon     And yet no one ever stops to thank you. [18:32] mon     They just complain that you're     late, that the food is cold... [18:35] mon     What do I even do it for? [18:38] mon     You know, I... I... [18:41] mon     I want a Chri-pa, too! [18:43] yu     Then have one! [18:45] yu     You can join us, Mr. Reindeer. [18:48] yu     When things get bad, you     should try to join in the fun! [18:52] mon     I can... join in the fun? [18:54] yu     Yeah. [18:55] yu     You can have a fun Chri-pa with us! [18:59] mon     Me, at a Chri-pa? [19:01] mon     Me, having fun? [19:04] gora     Come along. [19:06] both     So nice! [19:09] mon     Thank you so much! [19:12] mon     Ole! [19:12] mon     I'll enjoy the Chri-pa! [19:14] yu     That's the way! [19:19] taw     It's time for the Chri-pa highlight     you've all been waiting for, [19:22] taw     the present exchange. [19:24] yu     Yeah! [19:28] aki     At last! [19:30] haru     Yes... [19:31] taw     Now, everyone. [19:32] taw     Fetch your presents. [19:34] yu     Right! [19:35] taw     Now, let us begin. [19:38] taw     Start the music! [19:52] taw     Stop. [19:57] mon     Ole! [19:58] mon     My first ever present... [20:02] at     I see. [20:04] at     I get it. [20:05] at     That's why he did it... [20:11] en     That was some Chri-pa. [20:14] ryu     Yeah, it was something. [20:16] io     "Something" may be the     only way to describe it. [20:20] yu     I really had a ton of fun! [20:23] yu     My brother was really happy, too! [20:26] en     By the way, what presents did you get? [20:29] io     I got this from Yumoto. [20:31] yu     Yeah, that's a Wom-san,     made from Wom-san's fur! [20:36] ryu     This is the Christmas ramen that     Reindeer Monster had with him. [20:40] ryu     Though the noodles have gotten soggy     and soaked up all the broth... [20:43] en     I got that. [20:45] ryu     Oh, that's from me! [20:47] ryu     It's a blizzard rose that never wilts! [20:49] en     Hey, anybody want this? [20:53] io     What about you, Kinugawa-senpai? [20:56] at     I got this! [20:58] yu     It's from the student council! [20:59] en     Yeah, they sent it to the     Defense Club yesterday. [21:02] io     Seeing the three of them     dressed up like Santa... [21:04] ryu     They must be having a good time over there. [21:08] at     Looks like it! [21:10] io     By the way, what about the Beppu Brothers? [21:13] haru     This happiness, we must... [21:16] aki     ...share it between us. [21:18] both     Because that's what Christmas is all about! [21:21] haru     Yes. [21:21] haru     This is... [21:22] aki     What we've longed for for so long... [21:25] both     Gora-san's warmth! [21:27] yu     I got this! [21:29] yu     It's a hand-knitted sweater     from the Brothers! [21:32] yu     It's nice and warm! [21:34] en     Hand-knitted? That's kind of stalker-ish. [21:36] at     And there's a heart on it... [21:38] wom     By the way, I was so busy playing the music, [21:42] wom     I forgot to join the game! [21:45] en     That's right. What happened to that monster? [21:47] ryu     He got the candy-filled Christmas     stocking from Kinugawa-senpai [21:51] ryu     and left looking really happy. [21:53] io     I don't think we've ever let a monster     get away without turning him back before. [21:58] yu     But I just couldn't bring myself     to attack him like that! [22:02] yu     He was having so much fun! [22:04] en     Well, that's all right. [22:06] en     Everyone's happy. [22:08] en     And it's Christmas Eve. [22:09] at     Yeah. [22:11] io     I guess Christmas really     does make people crazy. [22:14] wom     Yes! [22:15] wom     It's a Christmas Eve miracle! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Love is Like the Snow [24:02] en     Next time: Love is Like the Snow. [24:04] en     Love Making! [24:06] ---      8 - Love is Like the Snow Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] mon     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] all     -- [00:00] both     -- [00:09] en     I never knew Yumoto's brother made soba. [00:13] at     So he can do more than just chop wood. [00:15] yu     Yeah! [00:17] yu     Today we'll eat Gora's     hand-made New Year's soba, [00:20] yu     then listen to the New Year's bell [00:21] yu     and make our first shrine visit     of the new year together! [00:23] yu     Then we'll watch the first sunrise [00:26] yu     and eat our New Year's feast together... [00:29] yu     I'm looking forward to it so much! [00:32] en     What are you talking about? [00:33] en     Once I'm out of this bath, I'm     eating soba and heading home. [00:36] at     Same here. [00:37] yu     Huh? Senpais, you're just going home? [00:40] io     I'm going, too. [00:41] io     For the New Year, I always visit a shrine     to Benzaiten to pray for my stocks to go up. [00:45] ryu     I'm going to the daruma fair with some girls. [00:48] at     The daruma fair? [00:49] ryu     We were supposed to go snowboarding, [00:52] ryu     but it's so cold it got to be     more trouble than it was worth. [00:54] en     Speaking of which, didn't we have plans     to go skiing during winter break? [00:59] io     Yes. [01:00] io     Though sadly we had to cancel because Yumoto [01:03] io     couldn't save up enough allowance. [01:05] yu     I tried really hard, [01:08] yu     but I just couldn't seem to save it up! [01:10] at     What is your allowance, anyway? [01:12] yu     500 yen per month! [01:13] all     Are you a child?! SIGN    Love is Like the Snow [02:57] yu     Everyone's going home after the soba... [02:59] yu     it's gonna be a lonely New Year... [03:01] en     What's the big deal? [03:03] en     Go on your first shrine visit with Gora. [03:05] at     That's right. [03:06] at     Make it a brother thing. [03:07] ryu     Yeah! [03:09] ryu     Wouldn't that be a nice way     to kick off the year, Yumoto? [03:12] yu     Just me and Gora? [03:16] yu     Yeah, good idea! [03:17] yu     Okay! [03:18] yu     Then after we eat the soba, [03:20] yu     me and my bro will go for     our first shrine visit... [03:22] yu     and watch the first sunrise     of the New Year together! [03:24] haru     What? [03:26] haru     Yumoto doesn't just get to eat     Gora-san's New Year's soba... [03:29] aki     ...he gets to spend the first shrine visit     and first sunrise of the New Year alone with him? [03:32] haru     Such an active and marvelous New Year. [03:34] haru     We will... [03:35] both     ...never let it happen! [03:41] (Flashback) haru     He doesn't get the day off     off, even on New Year? [03:44] (Flashback) aki     The Andromeda calendar isn't like Japan's. [03:49] (Flashback) aki     Let's watch CIDE and wait, Haru. SIGN    Due to a cosmic storm, your scheduled programming will not be seen today [03:52] ann     Due to a cosmic storm, your scheduled     programming will not be seen today. [03:57] ann     Andromeda Ramen Battle!! [03:58] [SONG] sign     Andromeda Ramen Battle!! [04:02] (Flashback) haru     You're kidding me! [04:03] (Flashback) haru     How can the broadcast be canceled? [04:08] dada     Hey, you two. [04:09] dada     Could you help me get ready     for the mochi-pounding? [04:11] dada     It's really hard doing it alone! [04:13] haru     Dadacha. [04:14] haru     We'll do the mochi-pounding later. [04:17] haru     First, we're going to ruin     their New Year's soba! [04:21] haru     Then we're going to unveil the special New     Year's gift we've been holding in reserve! SIGN    Tomorrow's Weather [04:27] man     It'll be cold, but clear     skies all over Japan. [04:30] yu     Hey, the Pink Song Battle is about to start! [04:35] en     What are you talking about? [04:37] en     On New Year's Eve, [04:39] en     you have to watch "Classic Japanese     Melodies to End the Year." [04:41] ryu     Huh? [04:43] ryu     Don't you watch the "Don't Get Mad" series? [04:46] ryu     It's ending this year, you know! SIGN    The World Ham Walk [04:49] at     No, on New Year's Eve you're     supposed to put in a DVD! [04:52] io     No, since the markets are closed for the day, [04:55] io     my New Year's tradition is getting     fired up watching martial arts! [05:05] wom     Earth New Year's Eve is filled with     so many different kinds of love! SIGN    Gokaku Cram School SIGN    Jinzou Makoto [05:19] kid     This spring, we'll be in art school! [05:21] kid     We just have to buckle down     for New Year's, that's all. [05:23] kid     We've gotta get into college     on our first try, right? [05:32] aki     Haru. [05:33] aki     I see a good one. [05:34] haru     Yeah. [05:40] haru     Hey, Senpai. [05:42] kid     Senpai? [05:43] haru     Yes, we're students at Binan     High School, just like you. [05:48] kid     Oh... r-really? [05:51] aki     Although we have very little in     common with a 23-year-old senpai [05:55] aki     who's spent five years failing     to get accepted into college. [05:59] kid     H-How did you know that? [06:01] haru     Senpai, really. [06:03] haru     You think "I'm actually a genius     who will change the world" [06:08] haru     or something, don't you? [06:10] haru     Yet they won't acknowledge your     genius, so you just continue failing. [06:17] haru     Even your parents are fed up with you. [06:18] haru     You borrow money to go to cram schools with     no hope of ever paying back your debts. [06:23] aki     And yet you think it's all the fault of the     people refusing to accept you into college. [06:29] kid     Yeah, that's right! [06:31] kid     It's not my fault I've been     rejected for five years! [06:34] kid     The university people just don't     appreciate my shining art talent! [06:38] kid     If I keep failing, my debts     will just keep snowballing... [06:42] kid     I'm never going to escape this winter. [06:47] haru     So, why not show them that shining talent? [06:50] aki     You want to draw [06:52] aki     an incredible picture that will     change the whole world, don't you? [07:02] ryu     We gotta watch Classic Japanese     Melodies for New Year's, huh? [07:04] io     We decided with rock paper     scissors. What can you do? [07:07] en     His vibrato is the best. [07:12] ryu     After we eat, I'm going home. [07:14] ryu     Yumoto, when's the soba coming? [07:15] yu     Bro Gora just put it in the     water, so it'll be done soon! [07:18] yu     Is this kotatsu a little cold? [07:21] at     I'm gonna get a chill from the bath. [07:22] wom     Then let's set it to maximum! [07:26] io     The heater doesn't seem to     be working well, either. [07:29] ryu     Here's what I do at times like this! [07:31] ryu     Toasty! [07:32] yu     Hey, that's ours! [07:34] yu     Bro Gora's gonna be so mad! SIGN    Do Not Remove     Kurotama Bath [07:36] yu     It says "Do not remove"! [07:39] ryu     Then how about this? [07:42] all     Toasty! [07:44] gora     Yumoto, it's done. [07:46] yu     Yeah! [07:47] gora     I'll bring the stew by later. [07:49] gora     Eat them before they get soggy, everyone. [07:51] all     Let's eat! [07:54] haru     Here's your first mission... [07:56] both     Snowman Monster! [08:11] yu     What happened? [08:12] io     It seems to be a power outage. [08:15] haru     Hey, the power went out     before we even did anything. [08:18] en     Yumoto, where's the flashlight? [08:20] yu     I'm looking for it! [08:22] ryu     That's my leg! [08:24] at     That's my head! [08:25] io     Really. [08:26] io     This is why you should have a disaster     readiness kit, just in case. [08:34] yu     Hey, it's back on! [08:36] yu     Great! [08:37] en     Not great. [08:39] en     The song is over. [08:41] at     Too bad, huh, En-chan? [08:43] io     Anyway, let's eat our soba before the     power goes out again, then get going. [08:49] io     They're soggy... [08:52] aki     They used that power outage to     take the wind out of our sails! [08:55] haru     Even more unforgivable! [08:57] both     Go, Snowman Monster! [09:03] mon     The land is my canvas! [09:05] mon     I'll paint it in my image! [09:15] mon     My canvas! [09:18] man     Thank you very much! [09:19] dragon     On New Year's, eat mochi, mochi, mochi! [09:20] en     Okay, [09:21] en     I'd better get going. [09:23] en     Thanks for the meal, Yumoto. [09:25] at     I think I'll head home, too. [09:27] yu     Huh? [09:27] yu     You're really leaving? [09:29] io     It's about time for me, too. [09:31] ryu     And me. [09:33] all     Well, see you! [09:35] all     Have a happy New Year! [09:37] en     Huh? [09:39] en     It won't open! [09:42] ryu     Yumoto. [09:43] ryu     Did you lock the door so we couldn't leave? [09:45] yu     Of course not! [09:51] en     What's with all this snow? [09:52] at     It wasn't coming down at all before... [09:55] io     And the weather forecast said it would     be clear skies all over the country... [10:01] aki     They won't be able to get out. [10:03] haru     Now we'll send them the present     we've been holding onto. [10:06] haru     Snowman Monster, third mission! [10:13] io     Looks like we'll be having     New Year's at Yumoto's house. [10:16] at     Yeah, there's just too much snow. [10:20] yu     Ten seconds to the new year! [10:24] yu     Five! [10:25] yu     Four! [10:26] yu     Three! [10:27] yu     Two! [10:28] yu     One! [10:29] yu     Happy New Year! [10:35] snow     Happy Snow Year! [10:37] yu     A snowman! [10:41] mon     I'm Snowman Monster! [10:43] mon     To celebrate the new year,     I'll paint you in my image! [10:46] en     Close the freaking window,     it's cold out there! [10:48] ryu     Yeah, c'mon. [10:49] ryu     It's cold. [10:51] mon     Hey! [10:52] mon     A monster just showed up! [10:54] mon     Come on! [10:54] mon     Stand up and fight! [10:56] en     Can't you give us New Year's off? [10:57] at     There's no way we can fight     in this cold. No way. [11:00] ryu     I can't leave the kotatsu. [11:01] ryu     I will not. [11:02] yu     Wom-san's all curled up     under the kotatsu, too! [11:05] io     Working the New Year's     holiday demands a pay bump. [11:08] io     And it's currently midnight, [11:09] io     so we'd need a late night bonus, too... [11:12] mon     Oh no! [11:13] wom     Don't go to any trouble. [11:15] en     Then it's settled. [11:16] en     We're taking the holiday off. [11:18] at     It's decided. [11:21] all     Cheers! [11:24] aki     I bet they've all been     turned into snowmen by now. [11:29] haru     Take that, Yumoto! [11:31] haru     Take that, Defense Club! [11:33] dada     Go on, eat your New Year's stew! [11:36] mon     I can't tell them I went     home without getting them to fight me... [11:41] mon     What do I do?! SIGN    Beppu Akihiko Born August 21st Blood Type AB / Leo Hobbies: Calligraphy, Flute Likes: Rice balls [12:00] dada     First calligraphy of the year, and... [12:02] dada     New Year's decorations? [12:04] haru     The new year must be greeted with beauty. [12:06] aki     I'm writing our New Year's resolutions. [12:10] mon     What do I do? What do I do? [12:12] mon     I know. [12:13] mon     I'll get them before they realize... [12:17] gora     "I never know how to write     the 'Yu' in 'Yufuin.'" [12:20] at     Here! [12:21] all     He's so fast! [12:22] en     He got another one! [12:24] at     En-chan, you still only have three? [12:26] en     So what if I do? [12:27] yu     I've got three, too! [12:29] ryu     I haven't gotten a single card yet. [12:32] ryu     I'm a shoo-in for the punishment. [12:33] wom     As am I. [12:35] wom     It's the short arms that do it. [12:38] io     So the third member [12:40] io     of the designated shopper team will     either be Yufuin-senpai or Yumoto. [12:50] gora     Hakone's— [12:51] all     Me! Me me me! [12:56] gora     —feels good. [12:56] yu     I did it! [12:59] at     So the punishment falls     to En, Ryuu, and Wom-san. [13:04] yu     Hey, bad news! [13:06] yu     Mr. Tawarayama's frozen over! [13:10] en     Hey. [13:11] ryu     Yeah? [13:12] en     What's the deal with dominos? [13:15] en     They make no sense. [13:17] ryu     In the end, you just knock them all over. [13:19] ryu     I don't get the motivation behind it. [13:22] wom     The enjoyment comes [13:23] wom     from the thrill of accomplishment at     seeing something through together— [13:27] en     Yeah, there's none. [13:29] ryu     Speaking of, I don't get the motivation for     being on those male cheer squads, either. [13:33] ryu     They're supposed to be encouraging people! [13:34] en     Yeah, guys in big jackets clapping on a     3-3-7 beat doesn't really do it for me. [13:39] wom     It's a tradition overflowing     with manly spirit, [13:41] wom     the bonds of male friendship, [13:43] wom     and other such wonderful... [13:45] mon     If they won't fight me, I'll     bring the fight to them! [13:57] ryu     Speaking of things I don't understand,     what's with the way girls go shopping? [14:04] yu     One, and... two! [14:07] yu     I win! [14:09] at     I'm so sick of this. [14:11] io     We've done karuta, fukuwarai,     and top-spinning. [14:14] io     This is the game we're stuck with. [14:16] en     Skipping makes no sense to me, either. [14:18] ryu     Yeah, I hear you! [14:20] ryu     You just bounce up and down,     barely moving forward at all! [14:24] en     It also makes you more     likely to trip and fall. [14:26] wom     I think it's a full-body expression of that [14:29] wom     whoop-de-doo, pitter-patter,     zing-zing feeling in your heart! [14:33] en     Whoop-de-doo, pitter-patter, zing-zing... [14:36] en     I haven't had a lot of that lately. [14:38] ryu     Same. [14:39] ryu     It's all been hurgh and brrr for me lately. [14:42] mon     If you want whoop-de-doo,     pitter-patter, zing-zing that bad, [14:45] mon     I'll give it to you! [14:47] mon     Snow, snow, snow, blizzard! [14:53] ryu     Senpai! [14:54] ryu     Skipping is great, huh? [14:56] ryu     Even though it's a blizzard,     I'm having tons of fun! [14:58] en     Yeah! [14:59] en     Why did I reject it for so long? [15:02] en     It's a crime that only kids do it! [15:04] wom     I feel utterly whoop-de-doo,     pitter-patter, zing-zing! [15:08] mon     The attack's not working at all! [15:10] mon     In that case, time for the "Slip and Fall in the Snow [15:13] mon     That Encompasses College Entrance     Exam-Takers Nationwide" Attack! [15:19] en     It's slippery here. [15:20] en     Be careful. [15:45] ryu     I haven't had a pitter-patter zing-zing     feeling like this in a while. [15:48] en     Yeah, [15:49] en     I guess we used to do stuff     like that every day, huh? [15:53] yu     Senpai! [15:55] yu     Let's go! [15:59] at     I'm starting to forget which     side got the punishment. [16:04] at     You know? [16:04] io     Yes. [16:07] yu     I did it! [16:09] at     Yeah, you did! [16:10] io     Then let me show you what     happens when I get serious! [16:18] gora     Hey, you're all playing! [16:22] gora     Hey now, big brother's going     to get serious now, too! SIGN    Get within five meters of Gora-san. SIGN    Make eye contact with Gora-san five times. [16:32] aki     This is a true ward against evil. [16:37] gora     Why, you! [16:39] both     That voice! [16:50] haru     That sweater! [16:51] aki     That's the Gora-san sweater     we stayed up all night [16:55] aki     knitting for Gora-san! [16:57] both     Unforgivable! [16:59] haru     What is that Snowman Monster doing? [17:02] dada     What's all the fuss? [17:04] aki     Dadacha, call Snowman     Monster back here at once! [17:07] dada     G-Got it! [17:11] en     Why is it totally clear here? [17:13] ryu     It looks like the snow clouds are completely     focused on the Kurotama Bath area. [17:17] wom     Just a day into the new year and     things are already getting strange... [17:22] mon     I couldn't beat them. [17:24] mon     I suppose it's time for an artful suicide... [17:26] dada     What are you doing here?! [17:28] dada     Get back there and fight them! [17:30] at     That was surprising. [17:32] at     Io, you know a lot about building igloos. [17:34] yu     I'm surprised you knew how     to stack up the blocks! [17:38] io     To be honest, when I was a child, [17:41] io     I was known as "Igloo Maker Naru." [17:44] ryu     We're back! [17:46] ryu     Hey, an igloo! [17:47] yu     Igloo Maker Naru gave it his all! [17:51] yu     Okay, everyone get inside! [17:54] yu     Huh? [18:02] mon     My leg! [18:03] mon     It hurts, darn it! [18:06] at     What now? [18:07] en     We told you, we're not working today. [18:11] mon     If you won't fight... [18:15] mon     Then I'll destroy the igloo you built [18:17] mon     and make it into a snowman! [18:20] yu     You can't! [18:21] yu     Igloo Maker Naru worked hard on that! [18:24] mon     Then fight me! [18:26] wom     You have no choice! [18:27] wom     It's the first Love Making of the new year! [18:31] yu     Love Making! [18:37] yu     The Sparkling Prince! [18:40] yu     Battle Lover Scarlet! [18:43] en     The Flashing Prince! [18:44] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [18:47] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [18:49] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [18:52] io     The Roaring Prince! [18:54] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [18:57] ryu     The Thrilling Prince! [18:59] ryu     Battle Lover Vesta! [19:01] en     This love-filled planet will     not abide those who lack love! [19:05] ryu     Those who wield loveless     power must kneel before love! [19:09] io     Love is power! [19:10] io     Love is hope! [19:12] atsu     Be born for love! [19:14] atsu     Give your life for love! [19:16] yu     Love! [19:16] yu     We are, forever, the heirs     to the throne of love... [19:20] five     Battle Lovers! [19:21] yu     Feel the power... [19:23] five     Of love! [19:27] mon     You could never understand... [19:29] mon     How it feels to keep rolling like a snowball, [19:32] mon     then to melt without ever seeing spring. [19:35] mon     The same thing, year after year... [19:39] mon     The feelings of a snowman [19:42] mon     who can never escape winter... [19:47] yu     But everyone loves snowmen. [19:50] yu     They make our hearts feel     like warm and toasty spring. [19:53] mon     Warm and toasty spring? [19:55] yu     As long as you live in everyone's hearts, [19:58] yu     even a snowman can see spring. [20:02] mon     I can see spring, too? [20:05] yu     True Love Fountain! [20:20] yu     Love is over! [20:27] yu     Hey, it really was sunny     out, just like spring! [20:31] wom     When it's New Year, spring's not far away! [20:34] yu     Getting to spend both New Year's Eve     and New Year's Day with you guys [20:36] yu     and my brother is a great     sign of things to come! [20:39] yu     I'm so grateful to that monster! [20:41] both     What?! [20:43] haru     Even looking on the bright     side has its limits! [20:45] haru     Being grateful for a monster?! [20:47] aki     What have we been doing wrong? [20:50] aki     No... [20:50] aki     the real question is, what     is wrong with Hakone Yumoto? [20:53] aki     If even this doesn't get the point through... SIGN    Lucky     Sweet Sake     Free [21:01] yu     It's hot! [21:02] yu     But delicious! [21:04] en     I don't know how you can drink that. [21:06] en     You can still taste the rice     grains. I can't stand it. [21:08] ryu     Same here! [21:09] ryu     Senpai, we're pretty in sync this year! [21:11] en     No, we're not. [21:14] at     So, En-chan, what did you wish for? [21:18] en     For the kind of year where I     can spend every day skipping. [21:21] at     Huh? [21:27] ryu     That's the guy... [21:29] io     I hope he finds his spring this year. [21:43] yu     Brothers-senpai! [21:44] yu     Happy New Year! [21:45] haru     How dense can you get? [21:47] aki     How have you not realized it? [21:49] yu     Realized what? [21:50] haru     Don't play dumb! [21:52] haru     We're the ones who have been     sending monsters after you! [21:57] aki     Don't you get it yet? [21:59] aki     We, the brothers, are... [22:09] both     The twin stars shining in the heavens! [22:11] haru     Salty Sol! [22:13] aki     Melty Luna! [22:16] both     Galaxy Idols: The VEPPer! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    The Chemical Substance of Love [23:54] ryu     Next time: "The Chemical Substance      of Love!" [23:57] ryu     Love Making! [23:58] ---      9 - The Chemical Substance of Love Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] en     -- [00:00] wom     -- [00:00] yu     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:07] haru     Dammit... [00:09] both     Damn that Defense Club! [00:11] (Flashback) aki     How have you not realized it? [00:13] (Flashback) yu     Realized what? [00:15] (Flashback) haru     Don't play dumb! [00:16] (Flashback) haru     We're the ones who have been     sending monsters after you! [00:22] (Flashback) aki     Don't you get it yet? [00:23] (Flashback) aki     We, the brothers, are... [00:26] (Flashback) both     Galaxy Idols: The VEPPer! [00:33] haru     They've ignored us since New Year... [00:36] haru     that's a month and a half! [00:38] aki     Unforgivable. [00:39] aki     We revealed our secret... [00:41] aki     we gave them the shock     of a lifetime, and yet... [00:45] haru     We identified ourselves explicitly, SIGN    Grr grr grr grr [00:47] haru     yet they didn't say a     single word in response... [00:49] haru     Are they mocking us?! [00:51] aki     What they're doing isn't even mocking us. [00:54] aki     I think they don't even care about us at all. [00:57] haru     Unforgivable! SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [01:00] yu     Oh yeah! [01:01] yu     Did you know? [01:03] yu     Tomorrow's Valentine's Day! [01:05] en     Oh, I totally forgot. SIGN    Oden     Warm and Fluffy! [01:07] en     But I'm sure Atsushi will     be giving me something. [01:09] at     Something? You mean chocolate, right? [01:12] at     Speaking of forgetting things, [01:15] at     are you sure we shouldn't be doing     something about the Beppu Brothers? [01:18] ryu     Yeah, they were all... [01:20] ryu     "Galaxy Idol the VEPPer,"     or something, right? [01:25] io     We've ignored them for a month and a half. [01:27] io     It's a little late to comment on it now. [01:29] yu     I'm just glad we know where     the monsters are coming from! [01:34] at     Yeah, that's true. [01:36] wom     That the Beppu Brothers are creating monsters [01:39] wom     is an alarming problem in itself! [01:41] en     Yeah, those two don't really seem     like the type to just drop it... SIGN    The Chemical Substance of Love [03:29] yu     What's with those helicopters? [03:31] gora     They seem to be carrying chocolate. [03:33] yu     Wow! [03:34] yu     They're getting that much chocolate? [03:37] haru     Another year, another     enormous pile of chocolate. [03:40] aki     Eating it all would be fatal. [03:43] aki     Finding ways to dispose of it all     every year is not an easy task. [03:45] yu     Galaxy Idols The VEPPer sure are a cut above! [03:49] gora     Galaxy Idols? [03:50] yu     Yeah, that's what they called themselves! [03:55] yu     Bro? [03:57] gora     Oh, Yumoto. [03:59] gora     I made chocolate breakfast gruel. [04:03] yu     Wow! Great! [04:05] yu     Looks delicious! [04:07] gora     You should eat it while it's still hot. [04:09] gora     It's got barley and rice. [04:10] yu     Thanks, Bro! [04:15] aki     That's the Gora we know. [04:17] aki     Barley chocolate is delicious. [04:19] aki     That means chocolate barley rice     gruel must be delicious, too. [04:23] haru     Dammit! [04:23] haru     I want it! [04:25] haru     If not for Hakone Yumoto... [04:29] aki     Why don't we get rid of him? [04:31] aki     They've ignored us for a month and a half... [04:35] haru     This time, at last, we'll     settle things with them. [04:39] dada     Yeah! [04:40] dada     Let's beat 'em! [04:41] both     Valentine's Day will be the     day Hakone Yumoto dies. [04:51] ryu     Io, did you bring any paper bags? [04:53] ryu     I'll probably get more by     the time school's over. [04:55] ryu     I can't carry it all. [04:57] io     I thought this might happen, so I     arranged for a truck to come by. [05:01] io     I'll send you the bill later, of course. [05:03] ryu     That's the Io I know! [05:05] ryu     Just find a way to get     me out of the bill, okay? [05:07] ryu     I'll give you chocolate! SIGN    Io [05:10] io     I'm getting plenty of chocolate from     the candy companies I own stock in. [05:15] io     But I'll take it, if you're offering. [05:18] ryu     I wonder if you'll be the one ending     up with the most chocolate. [05:24] en     This is delicious! [05:25] at     Right? [05:26] at     I tried to cut back on     the sweetness this year. SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [05:35] yu     You mean it just showed up? [05:38] at     It looks like very expensive wrapping. [05:40] ryu     Yeah... [05:42] io     The message is handwritten, too. [05:44] en     Who's it addressed to? [05:46] wom     Anyway, why don't we open it? [05:48] wom     There might be a letter or something inside! [05:51] en     Are you sure we should be doing this? [05:52] yu     I'm sure! [05:54] yu     I wanna eat chocolate! [06:01] en     What? [06:02] en     So it's to all of us? [06:04] io     The cards are hand-written, and     the bouquets are all different... [06:08] ryu     But there's none for Wom-san. [06:10] wom     Yes, that is certainly a shame. [06:13] en     So what do we do with them? [06:15] at     Not eat them, that's for sure. [06:16] at     We don't even know who it's from. [06:19] ryu     That's right! [06:21] ryu     We've got plenty of other     stuff to eat anyway. [06:23] io     And nothing is more terrifying than "free." [06:26] yu     But that would be rude to the     person who gave it to us! [06:28] yu     I'm gonna try it! [06:30] ryu     Idiot! Don't do that! [06:33] yu     Delicious! [06:34] yu     This chocolate is really delicious! [06:37] yu     But... [06:38] ryu     What's wrong, Yumoto? [06:42] haru     I bet they're crying about now. [06:45] aki     They need to learn that life     isn't all wine and roses. [06:49] haru     You do have a good idea     from time to time, Dadacha. [06:51] dada     I'm honored by your compliment! SIGN    Dark chocolate SIGN    Endorphins [06:54] dada     Dark chocolate causes the brain to release     neuropeptides known as endorphins, SIGN    Brain [07:00] dada     which produce feelings of happiness     and stimulate the mind. [07:02] dada     At the same time, it also     raises the heart rate. [07:06] dada     I've fused that with capsicum extract using     my highly advanced scientific technology... [07:12] dada     If they eat it, they'll end up     so stimulated and high on joy, [07:16] dada     their combat prowess will be diminshed! [07:20] dada     And that's how it works! [07:22] aki     Well, we don't really care about that... [07:24] haru     But this time, we'll crush the Defense Club! [07:27] haru     And in the process, rid     ourselves of Hakone Yumoto! [07:29] aki     That super-spicy chocolate will     be but a minor entertainment [07:32] aki     before we crush Hakone Yumoto. [07:34] aki     And we'll drive the rest of the Battle     Lovers to destruction in the process. [07:37] haru     Yes. [07:38] haru     We've found a lot of good     monster candidates this time. [07:47] yu     But I feel kind of excited and good! [07:51] yu     Time for a cuddlefest! [07:57] yu     And... [07:59] yu     I want to cuddle you senpai, too! [08:02] yu     Senpai... [08:03] yu     I love you! [08:05] ryu     No way! [08:06] at     There's something definitely     weird in that chocolate... [08:09] en     Anyway, we'd better run. [08:10] io     Good idea! SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [08:11] yu     Senpai! [08:15] yu     Senpai! Where are you? [08:18] yu     En-chan-senpai? [08:19] at     Hey, he singled you out. [08:21] yu     Found you! [08:23] yu     You always act so indifferent, [08:25] yu     but I know you really care     about us, En-chan-senpai! [08:28] yu     I love you for it! [08:30] at     He confessed his love while cuddling him... [08:32] io     Just hearing it is embarrassing. [08:35] ryu     Yumoto's got passion. [08:36] en     Yumoto! Atsushi's right there! There! [08:38] at     En-chan! [08:39] io     Selling out his friend? [08:40] yu     Yeah! Atsushi-senpai! [08:40] at     Hey, Yumoto, calm down! [08:43] yu     Atsushi-senpai, I think you're the     reason the Defense Club exists! [08:47] yu     You're like a mom, but I think you     secretly have a dark side, too! [08:52] yu     I love that about you! [08:53] at     Stop it! [08:54] en     Well, that sucked. [08:56] ryu     You know, Senpai, you sold     out your best friend. [08:59] en     Atsushi would have done the same thing. [09:01] io     I can't deny it. [09:02] at     Yumoto, that's enough. [09:04] at     Look. Ryuu's right there! [09:05] ryu     Are you kidding me?! [09:06] yu     Ryuu-senpai... [09:06] ryu     I'm outta here! [09:09] yu     You say you love girls, [09:12] yu     but I know you treasure us most of all. [09:17] yu     And I love you too, Ryuu-senpai! [09:20] ryu     Cut it out! [09:21] en     Is it just my imagination,     or is Ryuu enjoying this? [09:24] io     I can't look directly at it. [09:26] at     But you're up next, Io. [09:27] yu     Io-senpai! [09:28] io     No, I believe I'll pass! [09:31] yu     Io-senpai, I know you value money, [09:34] yu     but you value the love we     share the most! I love you! [09:39] io     I-I get it! So please, stop it! [09:41] ryu     Io's not used to that kind of thing. [09:44] at     Yeah, he's red as a beet. [09:46] en     What are we gonna do about this? [09:48] wom     I just investigated, [09:49] wom     and those chocolates [09:50] wom     have the chemical substance      capsicum inside them! [09:55] wom     We just have to wait for     his excitement to wear off! [09:57] en     So when will it wear off? [10:00] wom     I'm afraid I don't know... [10:03] yu     Come on, let's have another cuddle party! [10:08] yu     Senpai, wait for me! [10:13] haru     It's all going as planned, I see. [10:15] aki     How are you feeling, Hakone Yumoto? [10:17] aki     Amazing, right? [10:19] yu     Yeah, just amazing! [10:21] haru     He's stupid. [10:22] haru     He's far too stupid. [10:23] aki     How could someone like him     get Gora-san all to himself? [10:27] ryu     Does that mean you're the guys who     sent us those weird chocolates? [10:32] haru     Yeah, that's right! [10:33] haru     Because you're in our way, to be honest! [10:35] aki     How dare you ignore our declaration     of war for a month and a half! [10:40] aki     Today, at last, we're going to eliminate you! [10:43] aki     From the universe itself! [10:47] shu     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [10:51] en     What the heck? [10:52] at     What's with this song? [10:53] shu     Let's illuminate the mysteries     of the universe... [10:57] shu     On the name of the stars! [11:07] shu     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [11:13] shu     Let's illuminate the mysteries     of the universe... [11:15] both     The twin stars shining in the heavens! [11:17] shu     On the name of the stars! [11:18] haru     Salty Sol! [11:19] aki     Melty Luna! [11:22] both     Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer! [11:28] aki     Let me be frank. [11:29] aki     We find you unacceptable as     rivals for idols like us. [11:32] haru     In other words, we hate your guts! [11:35] haru     In particular... [11:36] both     Hakone Yumoto! [11:37] yu     Huh? [11:38] yu     What was that? [11:40] aki     If not for you... [11:42] haru     ...he would be ours... [11:45] aki     Knowing that you're idols like us [11:48] aki     really gets under our skin! [11:50] yu     Huh? Idols like you? [11:53] aki     Hakone Yumoto. [11:54] aki     You must disappear from this     world... from this universe! [11:58] haru     That goes for all of you! [11:59] haru     Let's go, Battle Lovers! [12:02] both     It's time for an idol showdown! [12:04] en     Hey, they're talking about idols again. [12:07] at     What does that even mean? [12:08] ryu     Well, I'm an idol, at least... [12:11] io     I can say with confidence     that I am not an idol. [12:15] wom     But what we do know [12:17] wom     is that the VEPPer are the     ones sending the monsters! [12:20] wom     We should probably fight... [12:22] en     Sure, but it doesn't seem like     they're trying to destroy Earth [12:24] en     or humanity like the     Conquest Club from before. [12:28] en     I say we ignore them. [12:29] at     Yeah, ignore them. [12:31] ryu     Agreed. [12:31] io     We're not making any money off it, so... [12:33] en     Well, so long! [12:37] aki     S-Stop it! [12:38] aki     What are you thinking? [12:39] haru     Dammit! [12:40] haru     Stop that! It feels so good! [12:42] dada     I think we'd better send a monster! [12:44] aki     First, get us out of here! [12:46] dada     Okay! Fluffhugger! [12:49] yu     I can't see! SIGN    Beppu Haruhiko Born August 21st Blood Type AB / Leo Hobbies: Bonsai, Gardening, Horseback Riding Likes: Rice balls [12:58] haru     Listen, you lot. [12:59] haru     You're our loyal followers, aren't you? [13:02] all     Yes! [13:03] aki     And what's more, you've never once     received chocolate from anyone. [13:08] all     Yes! [13:10] haru     Then show your love for us [13:12] haru     by turning those years of resentment     into hatred for the Battle Lovers! [13:18] aki     They get lots of chocolate! [13:21] aki     Possibly even more than we did! [13:24] aki     Hate them! [13:25] aki     Because our own hatred     of them is irrepressible! [13:28] all     Yes! [13:30] both     We and our apes are as one! [13:35] aki     Then let us... [13:36] haru     ...grant your wish! [13:44] haru     Lucky you! [13:45] haru     Open your eyes! [13:47] haru     Happy you! [13:48] haru     Open them wide! [13:50] haru     You won't want to miss it... [13:53] haru     The big bang of love, dreams, and light! [13:59] haru     VEPPer, the twin stars     blooming in the galaxy! [14:06] haru     Moon and sun, miracles and secrets [14:07] both     The twin stars shining in the heavens! [14:09] haru     Salty Sol! [14:09] haru     We're the stars making wishes come true! [14:10] aki     Melty Luna! [14:12] haru     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [14:13] both     Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer! [14:17] both     Chosen warriors! [14:19] haru     Let's illuminate the mysteries     of the universe... [14:19] haru     Lucky you! [14:21] aki     Happy you! [14:22] haru     On the name of the stars! [14:24] both     Shooting... [14:25] both     Star! [14:35] aki     Now we just have to send them to bust     up that perverted Hakone Yumoto... [14:38] aki     and the rest of the Defense Club. [14:41] haru     We'll bury them in chocolate. [14:45] both     Eat too much chocolate     and suffer the cavities, [14:48] both     Hakone Yumoto and allies! [14:51] yu     Senpai! [14:53] yu     I wanna cuddle more! [14:57] yu     The True Lovracelet... [14:59] at     I guess a monster must have appeared. [15:00] en     At a time like this? [15:02] ryu     And we can't even handle Yumoto... [15:04] io     Is it even okay for Yumoto to     transform in the state he's in? [15:09] wom     Regardless, everyone! [15:10] wom     Let's Love Making! [15:13] yu     Love Making! [15:41] yu     The Sparkling Prince! [15:43] yu     Battle Lover Scarlet! [15:46] en     Love Making. [15:57] en     The Flashing Prince! [15:59] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [16:01] atsu     Love Making. [16:11] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [16:13] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [16:16] io     Love Making. [16:26] io     The Roaring Prince! [16:28] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [16:31] ryu     Love Making! [16:41] ryu     The Thrilling Prince! [16:43] ryu     Battle Lover Vesta! [16:47] en     This love-filled planet [16:49] en     will not abide those who lack love! [16:51] ryu     Those who wield loveless power [16:53] ryu     must kneel before love! [16:55] io     Love is power! [16:56] io     Love is hope! [16:58] atsu     Be born for love! [16:59] atsu     Give your life for love! [17:01] yu     Love! [17:02] yu     We are, forever, the heirs     to the throne of love... [17:05] five     Battle Lovers! [17:07] yu     Feel the power... [17:09] five     of love! [17:12] aki     This is our final battle! [17:14] haru     Get ready, Battle Lovers! [17:17] both     And Hakone Yumoto! [17:19] at     Looks like they have a     particular hatred of Yumoto. [17:22] en     This is so annoying. [17:24] en     Can't we just run away? [17:26] at     Yeah. [17:27] at     I don't see any reason why we should fight... [17:29] ryu     I've got preparations to make     for my Valentine's dates. [17:32] io     I'm interested in checking the     stocks for my candy companies. [17:36] yu     No! [17:37] yu     We can't just let the     monsters stay like that! [17:41] yu     I'm gonna save them all     with the power of our love! [17:44] en     Oh, hell. [17:45] en     Yumoto's getting into it. [17:46] at     How about we just let him     take point this time? [17:49] ryu     I'm in! [17:50] io     No objections here. [17:51] wom     But, everyone! [17:52] wom     You're not going to fight? [17:54] en     I have no reason to fight. [17:56] at     This whole idol showdown thing is beyond me. [17:58] yu     Okay! [17:59] yu     Everyone who wants a cuddle, gather 'round! [18:03] ryu     What the heck? [18:04] wom     I'm sure he has a plan! [18:06] yu     Hey! Come here! [18:08] yu     Gather 'round! [18:10] yu     Come on! [18:11] yu     My wellspring of love never stops gushing! [18:15] en     Is it okay to let this happen? [18:17] at     There are quite a lot of monsters... [18:19] ryu     Looks like trouble. [18:20] io     It would be hard to take them all alone... [18:24] yu     Okay, let's get going! [18:26] yu     A drop of love for each of you! [18:29] en     A new technique? [18:30] at     Yumoto's got a real flair for the dramatic. [18:32] ryu     I can't watch. [18:34] io     I wonder where he learned that. [18:36] yu     Go flying, Love Sprinkle! [18:41] en     Yep, it's a new technique. [18:43] wom     Even I never expected a technique like this! [18:51] mon     What is this feeling? [18:52] mon     Strange but enjoyable! [18:54] mon     I don't know what it is,     but it makes me happy! [18:59] haru     What the hell is that? [19:00] aki     Those love-starved monsters... [19:03] aki     It's like feeling love for the     first time has addled their minds. [19:06] dada     This is a very bad development! [19:06] yu     Love is good! [19:08] yu     It feels so good! [19:10] yu     Now everyone, wallow in the love! [19:15] mon     Let's support him! [19:15] mon     Let's all support that red angel! SIGN    LOVE [19:19] all     Red angel! Cha-cha-cha! [19:21] all     Red angel! Cha-cha-cha! SIGN    Wave Your Hands [19:22] en     Red angel? [19:23] ryu     I think they mean Yumoto... [19:25] at     They seem to really love him. [19:27] io     It's a bit creepy, but I can feel it. [19:29] haru     What are they doing? [19:31] aki     Their chants make no sense. [19:34] aki     They're idiots, start to finish. [19:36] en     That's enough, Yumoto. [19:36] yu     Thanks, everyone! [19:37] en     You're too pleased with yourself. [19:39] at     Yumoto! [19:41] at     Use the True Love Fountain already! [19:44] yu     Okay! [19:45] yu     Everyone, accept my love! [19:48] yu     True Love Fountain! [20:03] yu     Love is over! [20:08] boy     That kid's pretty cute! [20:10] boy     He looks like an idol! [20:14] dada     Haru-chan, Aki-chan! [20:15] dada     I think it's time you stepped in! [20:18] aki     Yes. [20:20] aki     I can't stand to look at this     disgusting sight anymore. [20:23] haru     Hakone Yumoto really is unforgivable! [20:26] haru     Hey! [20:26] haru     It's not over yet! [20:28] aki     We're going to fight you! [20:31] yu     But I don't wanna fight! [20:33] yu     I wanna cuddle with you again, VEPPer-san! [20:36] both     Silence! [20:37] haru     Unlucky you! [20:39] aki     Unhappy you! [20:41] haru     Take our resentment... [20:43] aki     ...and be grateful to get it! [20:45] both     Deadly... [20:48] yu     Cuddle! [20:51] aki     This is so humiliating! [20:52] haru     Shut up! Stop it! [20:55] aki     I can't take it, Haru! [20:56] aki     Let's pull back for now! [20:57] haru     Yeah, I can't take it! [20:59] yu     But wait! [21:02] yu     They left. [21:04] yu     Okay, Senpai! [21:06] yu     Please let me cuddle you! [21:14] en     It's no use. [21:15] at     Isn't there any way to snap him out of it? [21:18] ryu     Let's take him to the bath! The bath! [21:19] io     That's a fine idea! [21:23] en     Come on, Yumoto! [21:24] yu     What's going on!? [21:30] yu     I wanna cuddle more... [21:33] go     What's wrong, Yumoto?! [21:35] en     Sir, Yumoto's been acting strangely [21:36] en     since he ate some chocolate     the Beppu Brothers gave him. [21:40] go     What?! [21:47] go     Be strong, Yumoto! [21:49] go     Snap out of it! [21:51] yu     Huh? [21:52] yu     Why am I in the bath with you, bro? [21:55] go     You're all right now. [21:56] go     I'm so glad you're safe. [21:57] yu     Huh? [21:58] en     As always, Gora-san brings     the serious brotherly love. [22:02] ryu     But what's up with those Beppu Brothers? [22:04] at     They were firing off some kind     of move or something, right? [22:09] io     They gave themselves that weird name, too. [22:11] io     I guess there's more to     them that meets the eye. [22:13] wom     Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer... [22:17] wom     We cannot ignore them! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Days of Love and Acclaim [23:54] io     Next time: "Days of Love     and Acclaim!" [23:57] io     Love Making! [23:58] ---      10 - Days of Love and Acclaim Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] both     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] en     -- [00:00] ryu     -- SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [00:08] yu     Mornin'... [00:09] all     Heya. [00:09] io     Good day. [00:15] en     There's something you don't see every day... [00:17] at     What is it? [00:18] en     Yumoto just sighed! [00:20] all     What? [00:20] all     No way! [00:21] yu     What? [00:23] yu     I can sigh sometimes, too... [00:25] en     Can not. [00:26] at     Yeah, you can't. [00:27] ryu     Can't. [00:28] io     You cannot. [00:29] wom     What happened? [00:31] wom     Does it have anything to do with VEPPer? [00:33] yu     No, I don't care about that. [00:36] en     Wombat's been getting more careless with     how he treats Mr. Tawarayama lately. [00:40] io     I believe he's always been that way. [00:42] ryu     So rude to a dead person. [00:44] wom     He is not dead! [00:46] wom     He's just in sleep mode! [00:47] ryu     What is he, a computer? [00:49] at     So why are you sighing, Yumoto? [00:54] yu     Something important to me is going away. [00:56] io     Something important to you? [00:58] en     Not Wombat? [01:00] at     I'm curious. [01:01] at     What is it? [01:02] ryu     This isn't a sex thing, is it? [01:04] io     Why are you asking so nervously? [01:07] yu     It's not a sex thing! [01:08] yu     It's Binan Land! [01:10] yu     They're tearing it down! [01:13] all     Oh. [01:16] yu     What kind of hum-drum reaction is that?! [01:18] at     I just haven't heard that name in so long. [01:22] io     He's right. SIGN    Notice About Closing of Binan Land SIGN    To all our regular patrons, we must regrettably cease operations. We thank you for your loyal devotion all these years. Binan Land Staff [01:24] io     It says Binan Land is closing     at the end of the month. SIGN    Binan Land     Bringing You Tons of Fun! [01:28] ryu     Well, go figure. [01:30] ryu     I don't know a single couple who went     there that didn't break up afterwards. [01:33] en     That's your standard? [01:35] ryu     Well, if you're going on a date, it's     gotta be that You-Know-What-land or Sea. [01:39] at     That's their brand. Young or old,     boy or girl, anyone can enjoy it. [01:43] en     But Binan's just got the     sad old ferris wheel, [01:46] en     the sad kid's coaster, and that's about it. [01:49] ryu     And that other thing! [01:50] ryu     The sad little merry-go-round! [01:52] io     Wait a minute. [01:54] io     It says they did a hero show at one point, too. [01:57] en     Seriously? [01:58] io     But "they were so scary, they stopped     after one performance," it says. [02:03] ryu     What's there to be scared of in a hero show? [02:05] en     And they only held one? [02:09] at     So you have a choice between sad or scary? [02:11] at     What a meeting of extremes! [02:12] yu     You're all so mean, Senpai! [02:14] yu     Stop calling it sad! [02:16] wom     Binan Land... [02:18] wom     There's something familiar about that name... [02:21] ryu     You don't have to humor him. [02:23] io     This is how the world works. [02:25] io     Consider it an education. [02:27] yu     You stupid-dupid numbat senpai! [02:34] io     Were we too hard on him? [02:35] ryu     He did say it was important to him... [02:38] en     Just what is a numbat, anyway? [02:40] at     Maybe he meant dingbat? [02:42] ryu     Is a dingbat even a real thing? [02:45] io     He could have also meant     nimrod or numbskull, too. [02:48] at     I see. [02:50] at     Yumoto quality. [02:51] en     Either way, we were probably too hard on him. [02:54] all     Yeah... [02:57] wom     Binan Land... [03:00] wom     I'm just sure I've heard that name... [03:01] ryu     I told you, forget it! SIGN    Days of Love and Acclaim [04:40] haru     Stupidity might be the     strongest thing there is. [04:43] aki     What I really can't stand is SIGN    Foolish [04:45] aki     how astronomically lame they     are compared to Gora-san. [04:49] haru     You're so right. [04:50] haru     I'd like them to disappear     without a single particle remaining. [04:53] jun     I hate lame things, too. SIGN    Junya Entaro [04:59] jun      It's an honor to be here. [05:00] jun     That reminds me. [05:01] jun      Binan Land is finally closing, you know? [05:05] jun     That place was just the lamest, right? [05:08] jun     It never changed or improved,     just gathered rust. [05:11] jun     I'm so glad it's going away! [05:21] haru     Did you just call Binan Land lame? [05:23] aki     You're the one who doesn't understand! [05:26] haru     We're going to teach you... [05:28] aki     ...the wonders of Binan Land. [05:34] yu     Those senpai of mine are just the worst! [05:37] gora     Binan Land? [05:38] gora     I had a rough time there... [05:41] yu     Huh? [05:41] yu     Bro, you're down on it, too? [05:44] gora     Goodness, I nearly burned to death. [05:47] yu     At Binan Land? [05:49] gora     Though, looking back,      it's become a good memory. [05:56] all     Yumoto-kun! [05:58] all     We're very sorry! [06:00] all     Let's go play! [06:03] yu     We're here! We're here! SIGN    Last Day [06:04] yu     It's Binan Land! Yay! [06:06] en     He sure is excited. [06:07] at     You're not excited enough, En-chan. [06:10] yu     But are you sure you want     to pay my entry fee? [06:13] at     We're splitting your ticket,     so it's only 480 yen each. [06:17] yu     480 yen?! [06:19] yu     That's a lot of money! [06:20] en     Just take it. [06:21] yu     Thanks! [06:23] yu     I thought this might happen, [06:25] yu     so Bro made me some Bomb Rice Balls! [06:29] yu     When you go to an amusement park,     you need ones with pickled plums, [06:31] yu     tuna mayo, bonito flakes, hard-boiled egg, [06:33] yu     fried chicken and vinegar-miso onions! [06:35] en     I thought I heard one in there I     should really be objecting to... [06:40] yu     It's good! [06:41] en     Well, forget it. [06:44] en     There's something pretty depressing     about a trip to the amusement park [06:47] en     with a bunch of guys. [06:49] ryu     Oh, really? [06:50] ryu     I find it refreshing. [06:52] io     It would be for you, Ryuu. [06:56] at     It's the last day,     but there aren't many people... [06:59] en     Really? [07:00] en     Isn't this standard? [07:02] io     What ride should we start with? [07:04] at     That's right. [07:05] at     We want rides, not attractions. [07:07] yu     Oh! This one! [07:08] yu     The Mad Mouse! [07:09] yu     I rode this one seven times, then barfed! [07:12] yu     I recommend it! [07:13] en     You're sure it wasn't     the vinegar-miso onions? [07:15] at     Why would you ride it until you barf? [07:17] yu     The Mad Mouse is more hard core     than your standard roller coaster! [07:28] yu     See? Hard core, right? [07:30] io     Once was enough for me. [07:32] io     You did it seven times? [07:33] ryu     I can't believe you survived it. [07:35] yu     Well, after I barfed, [07:38] yu     Bro laid me down on a bench, and... [07:41] yu     And what happened after that? [07:44] en     What's wrong, Yumoto? [07:49] (Flashback) gora     I'm sorry, Yumoto. [07:52] (Flashback) gora     I should have stopped you     before it got so bad. [07:54] (Flashback) yu     It's okay. [07:56] (Flashback) yu     I just got too excited. [08:02] (Flashback) gora     Yumoto, I'm sorry. [08:07] (Flashback) yu     What's wrong, big bro? [08:10] (Flashback) yu     Can you wait here a while by yourself? [08:12] (Flashback) yu     Y-Yeah. [08:13] (Flashback) gora     You're sure you'll be okay? [08:15] (Flashback) yu     Yeah. [08:17] (Flashback) yu     I'll be okay! [08:18] (Flashback) gora     Okay. [08:19] (Flashback) gora     I'll be back soon! [08:26] yu     Huh? [08:27] yu     When did he come back? [08:29] yu     I don't remember him coming back... [08:31] ryu     But if he didn't come back,     he wouldn't be here now, right? [08:34] yu     That's true... [08:37] yu     All I have is the memory of feeling     kind of anxious and lonely... [08:41] io     Well, that axe was clearly     cause for concern, wasn't it? [08:46] at     Hey. [08:46] at     Do you think that CIDE     thing Gora-san mentioned... [08:50] wom      Everyone! [08:54] wom     Everyone! [08:56] wom     You must Love Making into the Battle Lovers! [09:01] io     Hey, the Doppler effect. [09:03] en     You used to see that in tokusatsu and stuff. [09:06] en     Scenes where they're screaming and you're like     "where are you even supposed to be yelling from?" [09:09] at     We don't have a choice. [09:10] at     Let's go, too! [09:12] all     Yeah! [09:17] mon     I'm tired of spinning around     and around in the same place! [09:24] mon     The limited track. [09:25] mon     The pre-designated movements. [09:26] mon     The days of oppression. [09:28] mon     I've had enough of it! [09:32] en     Well, he has a point. [09:33] at     I know how he feels. [09:35] mon     Don't act like you understand! [09:38] yu     Love Making! [09:42] yu     Love! [09:43] yu     We are, forever, the heirs     to the throne of love... [09:46] five     Battle Lovers! [09:48] yu     Feel the power... [09:50] five     ...of love! [09:52] yu     Let's go! [09:54] yu     Scarlet Love Lumiere! [09:58] mon     W-Wait a minute! [10:00] mon     I have over 32 pages of detailed backstory! [10:04] mon     Are you sure you want to     end this that quickly? [10:08] yu     Backstory is only effective when     it's intertwined with the drama! [10:11] yu     All you're doing is padding the narrative! [10:15] mon     Th-That's cold... [10:17] yu     If you've got a problem, [10:18] yu     try changing yourself before     resenting everything else! [10:20] yu     We can change the world! [10:27] yu     True Love Attack! [10:39] yu     True Love Fountain! [10:56] yu     Love is over! [10:58] yu     Okay! [10:59] yu     Let's Love Out and ride the Mad Mouse again! [11:03] aki     "We can change the world?" [11:05] haru     Stop stealing lines! [11:08] en     You two... [11:11] both     Galaxy Idols... [11:13] both     The VEPPer! [11:17] aki     You five are so uncooperative. [11:20] haru     Earth upbringing breeds poor taste. [11:22] haru     Or rather, no taste at all. [11:24] aki     That's right, I forgot. [11:27] aki     We must apologize. [11:28] yu     Um, VEPP-san... [11:30] both     It's VEPPer! [11:33] yu     VEPPer-san. [11:35] yu     VEPPer-san, you say you're really big idols, [11:38] yu     and I don't really understand, but okay. [11:42] yu     I also get that we're not     even close to your level. [11:47] haru     What are you talking about? [11:49] yu     We're not trying to compete with you. [11:52] yu     So could you stop fighting us? [11:54] yu     I feel kind of bad for the people     you turn into monsters, don't you? [12:00] yu     So if it might be possible... [12:03] yu     Couldn't we just get along from now on? [12:09] en     Yumoto, really... [12:10] at     Sorry to be harsh, but that's awful. [12:12] yu     Huh? How come? [12:15] ryu     Would you be happy hearing,     "I won't date you, but can't we be friends"? [12:18] io     It's like saying, "the investment failed,      so pay me back half the money." [12:24] yu     Huh? [12:25] haru     Hakone Yumoto... [12:29] aki     And the Defense Club... [12:32] both     We won't forget how you humiliated VEPPer! [12:36] haru     You want to get along? [12:38] aki     Isn't that funny? [12:40] aki     Haru, it is truly funny! [12:42] haru     We really want you to disappear! [12:45] aki     Without a trace or a memory left behind! [12:50] at     Wait a minute. [12:52] at     There's really just one     question I want to ask you. [12:56] at     Why do you hate us in the first place? [13:00] en     You can't really hate someone [13:01] en     unless they're at least on your own level... [13:09] both     Maximum Gorar was a person who may     have become a big brother to us! SIGN    Dadacha Born December 24th (adjusting for Earth calendar) Blood Type B (probably) Capricorn Hobbies: Secret Favorite food: Crickets [13:26] mon     This is the end, Maximum Gorar! [13:29] haru     Gorar! [13:30] aki     Don't worry, Haru! [13:32] aki     Maximum Gorar never loses! [13:34] haru     Y-Yeah... [13:35] haru     Maximum Gorar is invincible! [13:41] io     Huh? M-Maxi...? [13:44] ryu     Who's that? [13:45] yu     That's Gora's hero name. [13:47] ryu     Huh? [13:48] ryu     The Beppu Brothers know Gora-san? [13:50] io     I'm not sure whether to object [13:52] io     first to the "may have become     a big brother" line, or... [13:55] wom     Everyone! [13:57] wom     I feel I should explain! [14:00] wom     Until a while back, Earth played host     to a battle of love and justice! [14:06] wom     The people watched this     battle and called it... [14:10] wom     "Can I Destroy the Earth? 2" SIGN    Can I Destroy the Earth? 2 [14:14] wom     "2" of course means there was a "1"! [14:18] yu     That's my big bro! [14:19] wom     That's right! [14:20] wom     The man protecting the Earth     was the ultimate warrior, [14:23] wom     Maximum Gorar! [14:29] haru     And we were here! [14:31] aki     Right here with Gora-san! [14:36] dada     This is taking too long! [14:38] dada     That's why I hate exposition episodes! [14:42] dada     Forced Memory Transfer! SIGN    Binan Land First Hero Show [14:50] (Flashback) mon     To oblivion with this backwater planet! [14:56] (Flashback) mon     Are you not afraid of me? [15:00] (Flashback) aki     Well, there's a guy inside the suit, right? [15:03] (Flashback) haru     It's hard playing the villain     in hero shows, huh, Mister? [15:10] (Flashback) haru     What is it? [15:12] (Flashback) mon     I like you! [15:13] (Flashback) mon     That sarcasm and cool-headedness. [15:15] (Flashback) mon     You would make fine henchmen for me! [15:20] (Flashback) haru     Stranger danger! [15:21] (Flashback) aki     Police! [15:22] (Flashback) mon     Too bad, Earthlings. [15:24] (Flashback) mon     I did my research, and found     out that amusement parks [15:26] (Flashback) mon     are places where the existence     of aliens is tolerated. [15:31] (Flashback) haru     Monsters aren't supposed to be that smart,     you big brute! [15:35] (Flashback) mon     I'll teach you one more thing. [15:37] (Flashback) mon     Do you know why monsters always     attack kindergarten buses? [15:39] (Flashback) aki     Because they're on TV shows for kids, right? [15:42] (Flashback) aki     Let us go! [15:43] (Flashback) mon     No. [15:45] (Flashback) mon     It's because young humans are     the easiest to brainwash. [15:48] (Flashback) mon     Soon, I will make you worship me. [15:51] (Flashback) haru     Will not! [15:53] (Flashback) aki     Someone! [15:53] (Flashback) aki     This guy's not acting! [15:55] (Flashback) haru     Help us! [16:02] (Flashback) mon     Your screams are useless! [16:04] (Flashback) mon     No one can hear you! [16:06] (Flashback) gora      I'm disappointed in you! [16:09] (Flashback) gora     Seeing you attack young children! [16:13] (Flashback) mon     Maximum Gorar! [16:19] (Flashback) gora     Let those children go! [16:22] (Flashback) mon     Never! [16:23] (Flashback) mon     You're a mere thief,     attempting to steal my prey! [16:27] (Flashback) mon     I will punish you! [16:33] (Flashback) gora     Wood-Chopping Beam! [16:35] (Flashback) mon     My, my. [16:36] (Flashback) mon     Are you sure you want to do that? [16:37] (Flashback) mon     Don't you care what happens     to these little Earthlings? [16:42] (Flashback) mon     It seems you can't touch me     as long as I have hostages. [16:47] (Flashback) mon     Today you die, Maximum Gorar! [16:50] (Flashback) mon     Take this! [17:00] (Flashback) haru     It's hot! [17:01] (Flashback) haru     Don't tell me... [17:02] (Flashback) aki     This is all real? [17:13] (Flashback) mon     Rest in peace, Maximum Gorar! [17:17] (Flashback) both     Gorar! [17:18] (Flashback) both     Wake up! You have to wake up! [17:21] (Flashback) both     Gorar, wake up! [17:23] (Flashback) both     Maximum Gorar! [17:26] (Flashback) haru     It can't be... [17:27] (Flashback) aki     I don't like this plot twist. [17:29] (Flashback) mon     It's no use. [17:30] (Flashback) mon     Your fate has been decided. [17:32] (Flashback) mon     You cannot change the world. [17:34] (Flashback) mon     Let's go! [17:36] (Flashback) mon     Next week, there will be a new twist! [17:42] (Flashback) gora     ...can change... [17:46] (Flashback) gora     We... can change... the world. [17:51] (Flashback) mon     He still has the strength to stand? [17:54] (Flashback) gora     We can change the world! [17:56] (Flashback) mon     What? [17:58] (Flashback) hashi     Gorar! [17:59] (Flashback) hashi     Use the Super Wood-Chopping Axe! [18:08] (Flashback) gora     Super Wood-Chopping Axe! [18:18] (Flashback) haru     Gorar! Thank you! [18:20] (Flashback) aki     Thank you so much! [18:21] (Flashback) gora     Thank you for cheering me on. [18:23] (Flashback) gora     Take care, you two. [18:25] (Flashback) haru     Huh? You're leaving already? [18:27] (Flashback) gora     I'm sorry, I have Yumoto... [18:29] (Flashback) gora     I mean, I have a child waiting for me. [18:32] (Flashback) gora     Take this. [18:33] (Flashback) gora     It's a Bomb Rice Ball. [18:38] (Flashback) gora     There's pickled plums, tuna mayo, [18:39] (Flashback) gora     bonito flakes, hard-boiled egg, fried chicken [18:41] (Flashback) gora     and vinegar-miso onions inside. [18:45] (Flashback) gora     Make mischief if you must. [18:46] (Flashback) gora     Just grow up big and strong! [18:51] (Flashback) aki     I wish he could stay with us forever... [18:55] (Flashback) haru     Yeah... [19:01] yu     Big bro... [19:02] at     Which means that long ago, Gora-san... [19:04] ryu     As Maximum Gorar... [19:06] io     ...saved the Beppu Brothers? [19:11] en     Wh-What did you say?! [19:16] at     Tradition, tradition! [19:18] io     We can't have a major plot twist [19:20] io     without Yufuin-senpai shouting     "What did you say?!" [19:24] ryu     That was a great "What did you say?!", too! [19:26] en     Thank you tremendously for your praise. [19:28] haru     Ruining our great story with     their snide comments... [19:32] aki     They were unworthy both to hear [19:36] aki     and know about our bond with Gora-san... [19:39] yu     Hey, VEPP Brothers-san. [19:41] both     It's VEPPer! [19:43] yu     VEPPer-san, I'm glad you     like my brother so much, [19:47] yu     but you shouldn't hate my     senpai because of that. [19:51] ryu     Wrong, Yumoto. [19:54] ryu     This is like a complicated     in-law relationship. [19:57] ryu     "I like my husband, but     I hate my mother-in-law, [19:59] ryu     and I hate my sister-in-law too." [20:02] io     The whole "may have been a big brother to us" [20:04] io     indicates a certain unhealthy attachment. [20:07] io     Ryuu, you're surprisingly     proficient in psychology. [20:10] ryu     Hey, don't say "surprisingly." [20:12] ryu     Anyway, it's viscerally impossible     for them to get along with us. [20:16] ryu     It defies logic. [20:18] aki     Could you please stop psychoanalyzing us? [20:20] haru     It's extremely aggravating, and creepy, too. [20:23] en     No, no. [20:24] en     I understand how you feel, [20:26] en     but that's no reason to pester us. [20:29] at     Yumoto and Gora-san are brothers. [20:31] at     That's a fact that can't be changed. [20:33] en     We may be the Battle Lovers, [20:35] en     but if you don't stop stalking us, we're     willing to bring the authorities into this. [20:39] at     What do you mean? [20:40] en     Take them for arbitration or court,     or get a restraining order, perhaps. [20:45] wom     Such graphic language from an     heir to the throne of love! [20:49] en     If we can take this to a     higher authority, we should. [20:52] en     All these battles are tiring me out. [20:53] at     And bringing in a third party     should cut down on squabbling. [20:59] at     Okay, we'll do that. SIGN    Kurotama Bath [21:21] yu     I'm so tired. [21:23] at     I'm sorry your last big day at     Binan Land was such a waste. [21:28] yu     Yeah... [21:29] ryu     Don't be so sad. [21:30] ryu     Memories are forever, right? [21:32] io     That's right. [21:33] io     Even all that nonsense today might     turn out to be a good memory. [21:36] io     Maybe... possibly... [21:39] ryu     Not convincing. [21:42] yu     But yeah, you're right. [21:44] yu     Let's take a bath and cheer ourselves up! [21:48] yu     We're back, Bro Gora! [21:51] yu     Big bro? [21:53] yu     Huh? [21:54] yu     He'd usually come right out with his axe... [22:01] en     Gora-san disappeared with his     wood-chopping pile unfinished? SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Love is What Matters [23:54] ryu     Next time:     "Love is What Matters!" [23:56] ryu     Love Making! 11 - Love is What Matters! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] yu     -- [00:00] dada     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] trio     -- [00:06] yu     Big bro! [00:08] all     Gora-san! [00:09] wom     Gora-dono! [00:11] en     Yoo-hoo... [00:13] en     Doraemon... [00:21] at     Gora-san? [00:25] at     En-chan, what are you doing? [00:27] en     Oh, I thought it might     have some sort of clue. [00:31] en     Yeah, I'm lying. [00:32] en     I just got curious. [00:35] en     But look at this. It's Yumoto. [00:38] an     Wow, he's tiny! [00:39] an     And Gora-san's so young! [00:42] ryu     What's all this? [00:43] ryu     Wow, you're right! [00:44] ryu     Yumoto hasn't changed at     all! He's exactly the same! [00:47] io     And Gora-san looks like the     quintessential big brother! [00:53] yu     Senpai. You need to take looking     for my brother seriously! [00:57] at     Sorry, sorry. [00:59] at     This was all just so charming. [01:01] en     What is it about other people's     albums that's so fascinating? [01:05] yu     Hey! [01:05] yu     What will happen to the Kurotama     Bath if my brother disappears?! [01:10] yu     What will I do? [01:12] yu     If anything happens to my brother... [01:16] en     Don't you worry. [01:18] en     He'll be back. [01:20] wom     Let us put our faith in Maximum Gorar! [01:23] at     He's a legendary hero, remember? [01:25] at     He'll be fine! [01:28] yu     Big bro! [01:30] yu     Come home! SIGN    Love is What Matters! [02:19] (Flashback) aki     You're being transferred     to the Andromeda branch? [02:22] (Flashback) dad     Yeah. [02:23] (Flashback) dad     For three to five years. [02:25] (Flashback) haru     Is it a demotion? [02:26] (Flashback) dad     They said it'll come     with a proper space wage. [02:28] (Flashback) haru     Will we have to change schools? [02:30] (Flashback) aki     What about your promise to take     us to Binan Land next month? [02:33] (Flashback) dad     I'm sorry. [02:35] (Flashback) dad     But there'll be plenty of     fun places in Andromeda. [02:39] (Flashback) both     But is there Binan Land?! [02:51] (Flashback) haru     We never even got to thank Gorar! [02:57] (Flashback) both     I hate Andromeda! SIGN    Space School [03:02] (Flashback) ali     Earth? [03:04] (Flashback) ali     Where's that? [03:05] (Flashback) ali     Gotta be out in the sticks, right? [03:06] (Flashback) ali     Oh, I know. [03:07] (Flashback) ali     CIDE! That's where Gorar's from. [03:10] (Flashback) haru     You know Maximum Gorar? [03:12] (Flashback) aki     Why? [03:13] (Flashback) ali     That Gorar guy really gets under my skin. [03:16] (Flashback) ali     All he does is get in the way. [03:18] (Flashback) ali     Man, Earth sucks. [03:19] (Flashback) ali     I wish they'd bust it up soon. [03:21] (Flashback) ali     But they gotta get rid of Gorar first! [03:24] (Flashback) ali     Gorar's just a big doo-doo head! SIGN    Teacher's Office [03:28] (Flashback) ali     Picking a fight over some silly TV show? [03:33] (Flashback) haru     Gorar's not a bad guy... [03:35] (Flashback) aki     Gorar's a hero! SIGN    Beppu Haruhiko Beppu Akihiko [03:59] (Flashback) haru     This is stupid, right? [04:01] (Flashback) aki     Yeah, it's stupid. [04:04] haru     Gora-san... [04:05] aki     Gora-san... [04:06] haru     Isn't Gora-san charming? [04:08] haru     I want to tie him up and     keep him beside me forever. [04:11] aki     I want to force a reluctant     Gora-san to slap me. [04:17] aki     Tie him up? [04:18] aki     You mean Gora-san? [04:19] haru     Yeah. [04:20] haru     I don't want him running away. [04:21] haru     But... slap you? [04:23] haru     You want Gora-san to do that? [04:26] aki     Yeah. [04:26] aki     It sounds thrilling! [04:28] haru     Aki, you've got weird tastes! [04:28] aki     Haru, you've got strange tastes! [04:32] both     Gora-san... [04:33] dada     ...belongs to VEPPer forever! [04:41] ari     Kinshiro, how far have you gotten in     your Shakespeare research project? [04:45] kusa     I finished last week. [04:47] ari     Seriously? [04:48] ari     I'd better hurry, too. [04:49] ari     Mr. Chips is so strict. [04:51] gero     You're so lucky. [04:53] gero     I'm doing Latin grammar right now. [04:56] gero     It's such a bother. [04:57] kusa     If you can learn Latin now,     it will make things easier— [05:01] ari     What's wrong? [05:03] kusa     My shoelace broke. [05:04] gero     Oh, dear... [05:05] ari     Have you been looking after them? [05:07] kusa     Of course. [05:09] kusa     It's a bad omen. [05:11] gero     Hey, a black cat. [05:16] gero     Hey, cock robins. [05:45] kusa     Something awful is about to happen. [05:47] ari     Really? [05:49] ari     I think it's all in your head. [05:50] kusa     Not to me. [05:53] kusa     I feel like something bad's     happening to At-chan. [05:56] ari     Really? [05:57] ari     If it's so bad you can't even     eat, why not send him an email? [06:02] kusa     To send him an email...     for no particular reason? [06:05] ari     Why not say, "Just felt like emailing     you, no particular reason"? [06:08] kusa     What? [06:09] kusa     Can I do that? [06:11] ari     Why not? [06:18] kusa     I'll email him, then. SIGN    Just felt like emailing you, no particular reason. How are things? -Kinshiro. SIGN    Sent SIGN    Kinugawa Atsushi [06:24] [Messenger] sign     Cell Phone [06:26] kusa     I hope he'll reply soon... [06:39] ryu     It's hard to relax without     Gora-san's regular 'cha-chop'! [06:44] wom     Truly, we're missing the finishing touch! [06:46] io     I wonder when he'll be back. [06:49] io     If he's gotten mixed up     with the Beppu Brothers... [06:51] io     I mean, VEPPer... [06:53] ryu     Yeah. [06:54] ryu     Maybe we should ask them directly? [06:56] io     That's tricky... [07:00] en     How'd it go? [07:01] at     No use. [07:02] at     Not a single sign of life. [07:04] ryu     I told you not to turn it     on until it dried fully. [07:08] at     I thought it was! I used a hair dryer on it! [07:12] io     On the bright side, it didn't fall     in after you'd done your business. [07:17] at     I didn't think I was so     dependent on my smartphone, [07:20] at     but now I know how Yumoto feels. [07:23] at     You don't realize how important     someone is until you lose them. [07:29] en     You're equating Gora-san with a smartphone? [07:31] io     Kinugawa-senpai's so traumatized, [07:33] io     he's lost all his usual social graces. [07:35] ryu     Yumoto forgot his cluelessness, too! [07:37] yu     What was that? [07:42] dada     Maximum Gorar is about to leave     the Earth, never to return! [07:48] dada     Gorar is a space legend. [07:50] dada     For the sake of his fans and     supporters who respect that legend, [07:53] dada     he's going to connect in     friendship all over the cosmos [07:56] dada     as an eternal member of VEPPer! [07:59] dada     Heaven! [08:00] en     Yeah, I lost the thread there. [08:01] en     All the English threw me off. [08:04] wom     In other words, they're taking Hakone Gora! [08:10] dada     See you! Thank you! Bye! [08:30] dada     What are you doing? [08:31] dada     My office won't stand for this! [08:34] ryu     They're surprisingly flimsy. [08:35] io     Yeah. [08:36] io     They must get holes in them all the time. [08:41] ryu     Just one poke from any slightly     pointy household utensil... [08:44] ryu     Chopsticks, for example... [08:51] dada     I-I-I'm sorry! [08:54] at     No need to apologize. [08:56] en     So? Is Gora-san with them? [09:00] io     And they're going back     into space with Gora-san? [09:05] ryu     So what about the fight they     were trying to pick with us? [09:08] dada     The original purpose of the fights [09:09] dada     was to make it clear who     was more worthy of Gora-san! [09:14] at     Really? [09:16] dada     But they don't care anymore, [09:19] dada     as long as Gora-san joins VEPPer! [09:23] [Messenger] sign     Hakone Gora     Born May 9th     Blood Type O Taurus     Hobbies: Chopping Wood     Likes: His little brother [09:30] haru     Yeah, Gora really should     be in the center, right? [09:33] aki     Yeah. [09:34] aki     Speaking of which, it'll     usually be the three of us, [09:38] aki     but I was thinking of forming a new unit,     just me and Gora, called "Go Lucky!" [09:43] aki     Gora + Aki = Go Lucky! Get it? [09:45] haru     What the heck? [09:46] haru     That's not fair! I want a unit, too! [09:48] aki     No! [09:49] aki     If we try to sell another unit     with the same name scheme, [09:52] aki     it'll just dilute Gorar's value. [09:54] haru     Then... [09:55] haru     Then I want Gorar to live in my room with me! [09:58] aki     Huh? We have a guest room! [10:01] haru     No! [10:02] haru     Gorar will need a roommate to help him adjust [10:04] haru     to his new life and take care of him! [10:07] aki     Haru, you toss and turn in your sleep! [10:09] aki     You'll keep Gorar up all night! [10:11] haru     You talk in your sleep, Aki! [10:18] en     Ew. [10:25] yu     Give back my brother Gora! [10:27] yu     Hakone Gora is Hakone Gora! [10:30] yu     He's no more and no less! [10:32] yu     My brother Gora should be my brother Gora! [10:35] both     We refuse. [10:36] aki     Hakone Gora's true form is Maximum Gorar. [10:40] haru     His deserves a position appropriate     to his unparalleled charisma! [10:44] en     And what makes VEPPer so appropriate? [10:48] both     Let us tell you! [10:50] haru     Gorar is a hero! [10:52] aki     VEPPer are idols! [10:54] both     It's a natural fit! [10:56] ryu     No, no. They're different. [10:58] ryu     As different as gender-swap and BL. [11:00] io     As different as compound and     fixed interest over six months. [11:04] dada     Haru! Aki! [11:05] atu     Hey, he peed— [11:07] dada     We should leave this backwater planet     behind and take off right now! [11:12] haru     Are you... moist? [11:15] dada     I need to talk to the promoters     about the space concert tour! [11:18] dada     Better get going! [11:21] at     What's that? An earthquake? [11:23] wom     No! This is... [11:25] wom     The sound of space engines firing up! [11:29] all     Space engines?! [11:30] wom     Yes, the rocket engines of a ship [11:32] wom     that flies through space using highly     advanced scientific technology! [11:39] yu     I won't let Bro Gora go! [11:44] all     Yumoto! [11:45] yu     Scarlet Love Lumiere! [11:48] en     Wait! [11:53] yu     En-chan-senpai, why did you stop me?! [11:56] en     Calm down, Yumoto! [11:57] en     We have a right to fight for Gora-san, too. [12:01] at     He's always been a good host     to us at the Kurotama Bath. [12:04] ryu     That's important. [12:05] io     We're here with you, Yumoto. [12:08] wom     Everyone, for the sake of Gora-san,     transform into the Battle Lovers! [12:14] en     This love-filled planet [12:16] en     will not abide those who lack love! [12:18] ryu     Those who wield loveless power [12:20] ryu     must kneel before love! [12:22] io     Love is power! [12:23] io     Love is hope! [12:25] atsu     Be born for love! [12:27] atsu     Give your life for love! [12:29] yu     Love! [12:29] yu     We are, forever, the heirs     to the throne of love... [12:32] five     Battle Lovers! [12:34] yu     Feel the power... [12:36] five     ...of love! [12:39] haru     Too late. [12:40] haru     You're the ones who said     you didn't want to fight. [12:43] aki     You missed your chance. [12:44] aki     Dadacha, take us home. [12:46] dada     Well, you heard them. [12:48] dada     You'd better get going. [12:50] dada     If you don't, [12:51] dada     I'll cast you into the vacuum of space! [12:55] en     I'm really mad about how right they are. [12:57] at     Though, agitating someone as much as you can [12:59] at     then sweeping the rug out from under     them is a pretty common tactic. [13:02] io     The effectiveness of that tactic... [13:04] ryu     ...is really getting under my skin. [13:08] yu     Please! [13:10] yu     Fight us! [13:12] dada     This is... [13:13] dada     That legendary tactic, total forthrightness?! [13:17] wom     To refuse such an honest plea [13:20] wom     would disgrace you both as idols and heroes! [13:23] wom     What will you do? [13:24] haru     A heartfelt gesture? [13:25] aki     Cunning... [13:26] zun     You must accept their offer! [13:29] io     That voice came from Gora-san... [13:32] ryu     Did he wake up? [13:33] ryu     And he wants them to accept? [13:36] all     You're... [13:37] zun     Formerly head of TV Universe's programming     production department, section 2, [13:41] zun     currently assistant head clerk-in-training [13:43] zun     at TV Universe's historical     compilation office, copy division! [13:45] all     Zundar! [13:47] dada     Big bro! [13:48] all     Big bro?! [13:50] zun     Dear little brother, Dadacha! [13:51] zun     I'm glad you're doing well! [13:54] dada     You too, big bro! [13:55] dada     I wasn't expecting you to     show up at a time like this! [13:59] zun     Fortunately, given my current     position in the company, [14:01] zun     it was easy to get vacation. [14:04] dada     I got the box of detergents your     ex-wife's family sent during Bon! [14:09] zun     Did you? [14:11] zun     I haven't heard anything     from her lately at all... [14:14] dada     I bet my nephews have all gotten big, too! [14:17] zun     Yeah, the child support's     getting pretty rough. [14:20] ryu     Huh? [14:21] ryu     Didn't Zundar get demoted? [14:23] io     And... they're brothers? [14:25] io     They're not even the same species! [14:28] en     "Copy clerk" sounds like a demotion to me. [14:30] at     No, my biggest concern is     those serious family issues. [14:35] at     Forget everything else! [14:37] wom     That's right! [14:38] wom     Forget everything else! [14:41] wom     What happens here could     decide the fate of Earth! [14:46] zun     My beloved little brother and     beloved Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer! [14:50] zun     Now is the time for you to show     your glory to the universe! [14:54] haru     Dadacha. [14:55] haru     Who is this guy? [14:57] aki     A porcupine? [14:58] zun     On one side, the ones who ruined my TV show,     CIDE 2, and consigned it to the cancellation bin... [15:02] zun     the Earth Defense Club! [15:04] zun     The ones who had Chief Hireashi     sent to the DVD pressing factory, [15:07] zun     and I, Zundar, to a do-nothing     job... the Battle Lovers! [15:12] zun     And on the other side, the space idols     with an album currently on sale, [15:15] zun     the VEPPer! [15:16] zun     What brings them together? [15:18] zun     Maximum Gorar of CIDE 1! [15:20] zun     It's a beyond-thrilling development! [15:23] dada     Big bro! [15:23] dada     You're wonderful! Huggles! [15:26] ryu     It's a little weird for him to label     it "beyond-thrilling" himself. [15:29] at     Well, that's TV people for you. [15:32] zun     This will bring big ratings for sure! [15:34] zun     And this project will return me     to the programming department! [15:38] en     Atsushi, tell him he's really counting     his chickens before they hatch. [15:42] at     No, he's really psyched himself up. [15:44] at     I would feel bad letting him     know the real story now. [15:47] yu     I don't care about reasons or projects... [15:51] yu     As long as you wake Bro Gora up safely! [15:55] haru     This guy really does get under my skin. [15:57] aki     I'd love to see him cry. [15:59] dada     Good! [16:00] dada     Now's the time! [16:02] zun     Three, two, one, cue! [16:15] dada     Ladies and gentlemen! [16:18] dada     Welcome to the amazing show! [16:21] dada     This is Idol Battle! [16:24] dada     We're about to witness a     fierce and beautiful battle [16:27] dada     for the title of #1 idols on Earth! [16:33] dada     Will it be VEPPer or the Battle Lovers? [16:36] dada     You're the ones who will decide! [16:38] dada     Please use the "Like" button     on your remote control at home! [16:47] dada     If the coin comes up Dadacha,     VEPPer will go first! [16:49] dada     If it comes up Wombat, the     Battle Lovers will go first! [16:57] dada     VEPPer goes first! [17:00] en     Don't you think it's strange, Atsushi? [17:03] at     How so? [17:04] en     In games, usually going second     gives you the advantage, right? [17:07] at     You're right! [17:08] at     Especially at music recitals     and figure skating [17:10] at     and other performance-based competitions. [17:14] en     But when they learned they were     going first, they grinned. [17:26] dada     Welcome to the VEPP theater! [17:29] dada     I'm proud to introduce [17:31] dada     that marvelous duo, the VEPPer! [17:36] dada     Now's the time! [17:37] dada     Enjoy the show! [17:43] dada     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [17:50] dada     Let's illuminate the mysteries     of the universe... [17:53] dada     On the name of the stars! [18:03] dada     VEPPer, bringing a thrill     to this blue planet! [18:10] dada     Let's illuminate the entire world! [18:12] both     The twin stars shining in the heavens! [18:13] dada     On the name of the stars! [18:14] haru     Salty Sol! [18:16] aki     Melty Luna! [18:18] both     Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer! [18:24] both     There's a shining light [18:27] both     I won't let anyone else have [18:30] both     A pure, great revolution [18:33] both     Destiny! Fantasy! Galaxy! [18:36] all     Like! Like! Like! [18:40] voice     Like! [18:47] io     What's going on here?! [18:49] zun     The audience's "Likes" become     attacks against their opponent! [18:52] wom     A truly formidable advanced     scientific technology... [18:56] at     There's too many! [18:58] en     Don't shave down our HP     with these piddling things! [19:00] aki     Maximum Gorar! [19:02] aki     You were our light of hope! [19:04] haru     We don't care if the Earth goes away! [19:06] haru     As long as we have you, that's all we need! [19:08] aki     Rather, we wish it would go away! [19:11] aki     Because then, we could be together forever! [19:17] ryu     A thrilling twist... [19:19] ryu     or rather, a stalkery one! [19:20] io     I can't move! [19:22] en     I didn't think they'd have a     system like this in place... [19:24] at     It's wearing me down both     emotionally and physically! [19:27] yu     My brother... [19:28] yu     I know he's Earth's hero! [19:31] yu     And I know that sometimes he would prioritize [19:33] yu     being a hero over being my brother... [19:36] yu     But... But... [19:38] yu     I don't want to lose him     to something like this! [19:42] aki     The three of us will make     a new world together! [19:45] aki     And you can join us there! [20:07] dada     VEPPer received a surge of likes! [20:10] dada     Oh? [20:11] dada     Have the Battle Lovers     lost their will to fight? [20:13] dada     If they don't stand up     before the count of five, [20:15] dada     they'll forfeit the competition, [20:17] dada     and the VEPPer will win by default! [20:21] dada     Five! [20:22] dada     Four! [20:23] dada     Three! [20:24] three     Hold it! [20:30] at     Kin-chan?! [20:31] en     They surprised me. [20:32] en     What are they doing here? [20:33] at     That's right. What about your study abroad? [20:35] kusa     When you didn't respond to the email I sent, [20:38] kusa     I knew something was wrong. [20:39] ari     I've never had a faster trip home. [20:43] gero     You certainly are magnets     for trouble, aren't you? [20:46] ryu     What was that? [20:53] gero     Well, well. [20:54] gero     So you're not completely down! [20:55] io     And you three appear to     have nothing better to do! [20:58] ari     So? [20:59] ari     What's the show this time? [21:01] zun     It's been some time, Caerula Adamas! [21:04] trio     Zundar! [21:05] zun     That's Lord Zundar, to you! [21:09] kusa     We are no longer [21:11] kusa     the kind of men who will follow you blindly. [21:14] zun     Oh? You intend to defy me? [21:17] kusa     If following the path we have chosen [21:19] kusa     in a way you don't like     is the same as defiance, [21:22] kusa     then let it be so! [21:24] zun     Then prove to me that willingness     with your own blood! [21:28] dada     That's my big bro! Everything     he says is so cool! [21:32] en     Yeah. [21:33] en     That is a more profound statement [21:34] en     than I'd expect from a papa     porcupine with child support woes. [21:38] zun     D-D-Do not speak of my children! [21:43] at     En-chan! [21:48] kusa     Conquest! [21:53] kusa     The Golden Chevalier, shining in radiance! [21:56] kusa     Aurite! [22:00] ari     The Silver Chevalier, rustling young leaves! [22:03] ari     Argent! [22:07] gero     The Pearl Chevalier, making flowers bloom! [22:10] gero     Perlite! [22:12] trio     We are the rulers of this blue world... [22:15] trio     Caerula Adamas! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Love Will Save the Earth! [23:54] yu     Next time,     "Love Will Save the Earth!" [23:57] yu     Love Making! [23:58] ---      12 - Love Will Save the Earth! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] both     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] io     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] aki     -- [00:04] trio     Hold it! [00:08] dada     My, my! [00:09] dada     I believe this is what's     known as a "Dream Match"! [00:12] dada     Yesterday's enemies become today's allies! [00:15] dada     Conquest Club, will you sing for the Earth     Defense Club?! [00:19] kusa     Don't be stupid. [00:20] kusa     We would never take part     in such a ridiculous farce! [00:23] dada     What...? [00:25] both     What a twist! SIGN    At last, the idol battle begins! SIGN    Who will win? The Beppu Brothers or the Defense Club? SIGN    What is the truth behind the Galaxy Idols? SIGN    And will love save the Earth?! SIGN    Love Will Save the Earth! [01:18] kusa     We, the Binan High School     Student Council, do not sing. [01:21] kusa     But if you attempt to bring harm     to students from our school, [01:26] kusa     we will not hesitate to fight you! [01:28] ari     If the president says so... [01:30] gero     If the president and vice president say so... [01:33] yu     We're okay now! [01:35] yu     We can do it ourselves. [01:37] ari     Really? [01:38] yu     While you guys and our     Senpai were buying time, [01:41] yu     our HP recovered! [01:43] wom     The Battle Lover suits' highly     advanced scientific technology [01:47] wom     is mounted with a self-repair system     powered by the placebo effect! [01:52] en     Wait, that means it's all in our heads, right? [01:55] yu     Which means it's our turn to sing! [01:57] en     You're kidding. [01:58] atsu     It's either that or a smackdown. [02:01] ryu     I'd rather sing. [02:02] io     Same. [02:03] yu     Then let's do it! [02:05] yu     Our Earth Defense Club song! [02:11] all     No matter how times we fall,     we'll just get back up! [02:16] all     Just as the sun rises from the ground! [02:27] voices     Like! Like! Like! [02:33] voices     I make thoughtless mistakes. [02:35] voices     I let chances slip away. [02:38] voices     But whenever that happens... [02:41] voices     I hear a voice! [02:43] haru     They're getting likes?! [02:46] aki     They have no sense of pitch or tempo... [02:48] aki     You have to be kidding! [02:51] aki     Gorar-san is... [02:52] aki     waking up? [02:55] haru     He didn't show any reaction to our singing... [02:58] aki     Yet this pitiful performance... [03:00] aki     Is it impossible for us to beat a bond     between brothers, no matter what we do? [03:26] hashi     Hey, you. [03:28] hashi     Did you have pasta with meat sauce for lunch? [03:31] gora     Eh? Lunch? [03:32] gora     No, mabo tofu. [03:35] gora     From a pouch. [03:36] hashi     Oh, I see. [03:38] hashi     There's a stain on your shirt,     so I assumed it was meat sauce. [03:43] gora     Do you enjoy meat sauce? [03:46] hashi     It's fine. [03:47] hashi     Actually, I dislike it. [03:49] hashi     It's all crumbly, so it's     hard for me to eat it all. [03:52] goro     I... can imagine. [04:00] hashi     Do you enjoy chopping wood? [04:03] gora     Oh, yes. [04:04] gora     I do enjoy it quite a lot. [04:12] hashi     Would you like to fight? [04:16] hashi     I'm looking for someone who will fight. [04:21] hashi     Well, would you give it a try, at least? [04:36] gor     H-Hang on here! [04:48] gor     Wh-Why...? [04:49] hashi     You're cut out to be a hero, you know? [04:53] hashi     What? [04:54] hashi     You're cut out to be a hero. [04:59] gora     Am I, really? [05:01] hashi     I've found my villain! [05:04] gora     Huh?! [05:05] hashi     You are my villain! [05:09] gora     Ha, thought so! [05:11] gora     Medicine to make Earthlings smarter? [05:15] gora     I'll never let you add     that to the water supply! [05:17] gora     Earthlings gotta be dumb! Dumbasses for life! [05:21] gora     An educational radio broadcast? On Earth? [05:24] gora     Get that crap outta here! [05:27] gora     I'll put a stop to all your good deeds! [05:35] gora     Earthlings don't need to go to school! [05:39] gora     Keep 'em stuck on Earth forever, dickcheese! [05:42] both     Wait! [05:43] haru     What's with this recording? [05:45] haru     The dialogue and the images     don't match up at all! [05:48] aki     Dumbass? Dickcheese? [05:49] aki     Gorar would never use such filthy language! [05:52] haru     This isn't anything like the     broadcast version, either! [05:55] aki     This reedit is completely lacking in taste! [05:57] en     Excuse me. Question. [05:59] en     You VEPPer guys are Earthlings, right? [06:02] both     We're Earthlings just like Gorar! [06:04] en     Wasn't CIDE broadcast on TV Universe? [06:07] zun     Indeed it was! [06:09] en     If CIDE 1 wasn't broadcast on Earth, [06:12] en     how do you know what happened in it? [06:14] both     We saw it in space. [06:16] atsu     How? [06:17] haru     Like anyone does. [06:18] aki     On TV. [06:19] io     But it's the TV that we're wondering about... [06:22] ryu     What's the story? [06:27] (Flashback) haru     Gorar! [06:28] (Flashback) aki     Don't worry, Haru. [06:29] (Flashback) aki     Gorar never loses! [06:30] (Flashback) haru     Y-Yeah. [06:32] (Flashback) haru     You're right! [06:34] (Flashback) both     Fight, Maximum Gorar! [06:37] (Flashback) gora     Wood-Chopping Beam! [06:39] (Flashback) both     Yeah! [06:42] en     Hang on. [06:43] en     There are so many things I have     to question. Too many things. [06:48] atsu     What was your father's job, exactly? [06:49] en     Yes! That was my question! [06:51] aki     That is not the issue here! [06:53] haru     We decided to support Gorar. [06:56] haru     To keep on supporting him no matter what! [07:01] gor     Send whatever you want. [07:03] gor     I shall protect the Earth! SIGN    Can I Destroy Earth? will be airing     its final episode next week. [07:06] both     Cancelled?! [07:08] ari     That's right. [07:08] ari     I believe we've heard this     story before, haven't we? [07:12] gero     As I recall, no matter how many times     they attacked, they couldn't beat Gorar. [07:16] gero     And then... [07:17] zun     Something unanticipated happened. [07:23] (Flashback) ali     Haruhiko. Akihito. [07:26] (Flashback) ali     I heard CIDE's ending. [07:28] (Flashback) haru     What, and now you're glad you don't have     to watch such a dumb show anymore, right? [07:32] (Flashback) aki     Thank you for your worthless opinion. [07:35] (Flashback) ali     Nah, it's not that. [07:37] (Flashback) ali     I think I'm gonna miss it. [07:40] (Flashback) ali     I was just starting to think... [07:42] (Flashback) ali     Gorar was pretty stubborn, and     really strong, and kinda cool. [07:47] (Flashback) ali     That's all. [07:48] (Flashback) ali     Later. [07:50] zun     Although Gorar was meant to be a villain, [07:52] zun     he amassed surprising popularity. [07:55] zun     The higher-ups saw their     plans going off the rails, [07:57] zun     and decided to cancel the show. [08:00] (Flashback) haru     Your stay's being extended?! [08:01] (Flashback) aki     You said we'd be going back right away! [08:05] (Flashback) haru     Our dad's a liar. [08:08] (Flashback) aki     I wonder how Gorar's doing... [08:10] (Flashback) haru     Did they really stop sending monsters? [08:13] (Flashback) haru     I hope the Earth's really okay... [08:15] (Flashback) aki     The show's been canceled, [08:17] (Flashback) aki     and TV Universe probably doesn't     have the budget to keep it up. [08:20] (Flashback) haru     I wonder why they canceled it... [08:22] (Flashback) aki     But if it's canceled, that means     Gorar won't have to fight anymore. [08:27] (Flashback) haru     I know that! [08:28] (Flashback) haru     It's not that I like     watching Gorar get hurt... [08:32] (Flashback) aki     Really? [08:34] (Flashback) aki     You can be pretty selfish sometimes, Haru. [08:36] (Flashback) haru     And you can say some pretty     nasty things sometimes, Aki. [08:43] (Flashback) both     Let's stop it. [08:44] (Flashback) aki     We're just lonely. [08:47] (Flashback) aki     Because we miss Gorar. [08:49] (Flashback) haru     We can't cheer him on anymore. [08:51] (Flashback) aki     And we never got to thank him for     that first time at Binan Land. [08:55] (Flashback) haru     "Make mischief if you must. [08:56] (Flashback) haru     Just grow up big and strong," he said. [08:58] (Flashback) haru     I wonder if we're doing a good job? [09:00] (Flashback) aki     We are. [09:02] (Flashback) aki     I'm sure if Gorar saw us, he'd be proud. [09:05] (Flashback) haru     I hope you're right. [09:09] (Flashback) haru     Yeah. [09:10] (Flashback) haru     I wish Gorar could see us now... [09:14] (Flashback) dada     No problem! [09:16] (Flashback) haru     Yuck! [09:19] (Flashback) dada     Yes! I just knew you had talent! [09:23] (Flashback) dada     You Beppu Brothers are the only ones who     could ever swat the great Dadacha out of the air! [09:27] (Flashback) aki     A flying squirrel?! [09:28] (Flashback) dada     A dwarf flying squirrel! [09:30] (Flashback) dada     More precisely, [09:31] (Flashback) dada     I am a dwarf flying squirrel-like alien [09:33] (Flashback) dada     who closely resembles one of your     Earth dwarf flying squirrels. [09:35] (Flashback) haru     You're calling yourself a dwarf     flying squirrel-like alien? [09:38] (Flashback) aki     I think he flew into our house by accident. [09:40] (Flashback) aki     Let's let him out, like a rhinoceros beetle. [09:44] (Flashback) dada     Wait! Listen to me! [09:46] (Flashback) dada     You want to meet Gorar, don't you? [09:49] (Flashback) aki     Did you say Gorar? [09:50] (Flashback) dada     I did, I did! [09:51] (Flashback) dada     Yes, I did! [09:52] (Flashback) haru     I don't care what kind of     flying squirrel you are, [09:55] (Flashback) haru     if you're using Gorar's name to jerk     us around, we'll tear out your fur. [09:59] (Flashback) dada     Cut it out! [10:00] (Flashback) dada     I've got a good deal for you! [10:01] (Flashback) dada     With Maximum Gorar retired, [10:04] (Flashback) dada     the only option is for you to go on TV! [10:07] (Flashback) haru     What? [10:08] (Flashback) haru     I don't understand. [10:09] (Flashback) dada     Just as you saw Gorar on TV, [10:13] (Flashback) dada     if you went on TV, Gorar     would be the one to see you! [10:17] (Flashback) aki     But CIDE was canceled... [10:19] (Flashback) dada     So we need a new angle. [10:21] (Flashback) dada     Idols! [10:22] (Flashback) both     Idols?! [10:24] (Flashback) dada     Idols can be on music shows, of course,     but also variety shows and dramas! [10:27] (Flashback) dada     Idols can do anything! [10:29] (Flashback) dada     This time, you'll be the ones to reach him! [10:32] dada     And on that day, VEPPer was born! [10:37] haru     Bimbos like you wouldn't understand the     rigors of show business, of course. [10:42] aki     We had to go on tour. [10:43] aki     And sell ourselves. [10:44] haru     We had to humble ourselves to     some deeply unpleasant people. [10:46] haru     Because it was the only way to get to Gorar. [10:50] aki     And at last, we broke through. [10:51] aki     And just when we thought     we might get our own show, [10:54] aki     a certain TV program started. [10:56] aki     What do you think it was? [10:58] gero     Was it, oh, the one we were on? CIDE 2? [11:02] aki     Yes. The pathetic Conquest Club. [11:05] aki     The idiotic Earth Defense Club. [11:08] haru     And what annoyed us even more was     that CIDE 2 was popular in the end! [11:12] en     Okay, but it's not like we     knew we were on a TV show. [11:16] en     It was just Atsushi and Kusatsu's     little lovers' quarrel anyway. [11:19] both     Don't call it a lovers' quarrel! [11:20] en     Then what should I call it? [11:22] io     A miscommunication? [11:24] ryu     A misunderstanding? [11:25] gero     A misapprehension? [11:26] ari     Could we have a little less     talk from the second-year trio? [11:29] ari     Kinshiro's about to die     of humiliation over here. [11:32] kusa     Am not! [11:33] haru     Dammit! [11:34] haru     These idiots beat us... [11:35] haru     Are the general public stupid? [11:36] haru     Are they just stupid?! [11:37] aki     We were supposed to return home      as Earth's first top space idols. [11:42] aki     And we would have, if not for you! [11:44] wom     And that's why you challenged     the Battle Lovers to a fight, [11:46] wom     even though they're Earthlings like you? [11:50] haru     That's right! [11:51] haru     We will crush you! [11:52] aki     We won't even allow you     the dignity of existing! [11:59] [Messenger] sign     Wood-Chopping Warrior     Maximum Gorar     Finishing Move: Wood-Chopping Beam     Super Wood-Chopping Axe [12:05] wom     Is it time for the smackdown?! [12:06] dada     Wait! [12:07] dada     Galaxy Idols aren't allowed to get in fights! [12:11] haru     Idols aren't so limited! [12:13] haru     Everyone expects us to have     a scuffle or two nowadays! [12:17] aki     Have you ever been forced to do a show [12:19] aki     where the writing was absolute crap!? [12:23] haru     Fans who seem devoted, [12:25] haru     then turn on you when you     don't match your image... [12:28] aki     Incompetent producers who think only of     protecting and promoting themselves... [12:32] haru     Those are the realities     we weathered to get here! [12:34] aki     You think you can compare with us?! [12:37] kusa     At-chan! [12:38] yu     Stay back, Kin-chan-senpai! [12:41] yu     You student council guys just watch! [12:43] yu     This battle is between the     Earth Defense Club and VEPPer! [12:47] kusa     But... [12:48] atsu     Yumoto's right. [12:49] atsu     I think we actually need to fight this one. [12:52] en     Rising to the challenge and all that. [12:55] io     Just as investment requires     ethics and vision, [12:57] io     a life requires style. [13:00] ryu     In other words, this is     where we show our stuff. [13:04] haru     After you avoided us and looked     down on us so many times? [13:08] haru     So you really do sing a different     tune when Gora-san's involved! [13:10] aki     I knew it, but it's still irritating. [13:12] aki     As people who worked our fingers     to the bone to become idols... [13:15] yu     Is being an idol really that hard? [13:19] haru     You bet it is! [13:21] yu     If the fun parts don't outweigh the     hard parts, I think that's wrong! [13:25] aki     Are you stupid? [13:26] aki     That's mere idealism! [13:28] aki     Look at reality! [13:30] yu     I'm having fun in the Defense Club. [13:32] yu     And in the Battle Lovers, too! [13:34] yu     I think it's amazing to     knuckle down and work hard, [13:37] yu     but won't that eventually     lead you to a dead end? [13:39] yu     It's wonderful to do stuff for     some person or some goal, too... [13:44] yu     But in the end, doesn't it come     down to whether you like it or not? [13:48] haru     You make me sick! [13:50] haru     Losers, stand aside! [13:52] aki     We aim for the top! [13:54] ryu     Who are you calling losers? [13:55] io     I'd like you to amend that statement! [13:57] haru     I don't think so! [13:58] both     Sure-Kill Thundering Comet! [14:02] en     Ryuu! [14:03] atsu     Io! [14:04] yu     Doing something to be better than     others is the dumbest thing there is! [14:08] yu     I'd rather have people say     "he sucks, but I like him" [14:10] yu     or "he's awkward, but I like him." [14:13] yu     If someone told me they liked     me because I'm the best... [14:15] yu     I'd hate that! [14:16] aki     Stop dreaming! [14:17] haru     Being an idol is a business! [14:19] haru     The business of giving dreams to others! [14:21] yu     But is there love there?! [14:24] both     No! [14:25] all     What?! [14:28] wom     A complete repudiation of love?! [14:30] kusa     They're still capable of     pushing back against Hakone Yumoto? [14:33] haru     What idols need aren't dreams, but lies! [14:36] aki     You trick people, deceive them, entice them. [14:39] aki     That's what it means... [14:41] both     ...to be an idol! [14:45] haru     Everything we've done has been for Gorar-san! [14:48] aki     All of it for this day! [14:50] haru     We belong to Gorar-san... [14:53] aki     And Gorar-san belongs to us! [14:58] yu     Bro! [14:59] yu     Bro! [15:01] aki     You, who speak only in platitudes... [15:03] haru     ...are weaker than us, who     act in pure self-interest! [15:06] aki     Feeling always triumphs... [15:08] haru     ...over reason! [15:11] yu     Bro! [15:25] (Flashback) yu     Big bro? [15:28] yu     Big bro! [15:36] yu     Yumoto? [15:38] aki     Haru! Don't falter! [15:40] haru     I'm not faltering! [15:44] atsu     What were you thinking, VEPPer? [15:46] io     What do you mean? [15:48] atsu     If it's a contest of feelings, [15:49] atsu     Yumoto's are going to be     stronger than VEPPer's. [15:51] en     Overwhelmingly so. [15:53] en     Talk about a miscalculation... [15:56] yu     No! Bro! Come back to me! [16:04] kusa     What we're seeing... [16:05] kusa     The souls of the Hakone Yumoto of the present [16:06] kusa     and the Hakone Yumoto of the past are     resonating with each other across space-time? [16:10] en     Yumoto! [16:11] en     Calm down! [16:12] atsu     He's losing himself to his fear! [16:14] io     You mean he's out of control? [16:15] ryu     Dammit, what are you doing, you idiot?! [16:19] wom     Y-Y-Yumoto-san! [16:22] yu     Big bro! Where are you?! [16:25] haru     H-He's... [16:26] ari     Unbelievable! [16:30] yu     I'm taking back my brother! [16:35] yu     Ultimate... [16:36] yu     Love... [16:38] yu     Attack! [16:39] en     Yumoto! [16:39] atsu     Yumoto! [16:39] both     Yumoto! [16:44] ryu     Stop it, Yumoto! [16:45] io     You mustn't! [16:46] en     Don't forget the true nature of love! [16:48] atsu     Yumoto! [16:48] atsu     What is love? [16:51] en     Answer us, Yumoto! [16:56] yu     I... [16:57] ryu     Stupid Yumoto! [16:58] io     Really. [16:59] io     We have such a troublesome kouhai among us. [17:02] atsu     Get a grip. I mean it. [17:04] en     Don't forget, your brother Gora     isn't the only one in your life. [17:06] en     You have all of us, too. [17:08] yu     I'm sorry, Senpai. [17:11] yu     I was alone in the dark,     with the cold wind blowing, [17:16] yu     when I heard your voices... [17:18] yu     I understand now. [17:20] yu     The "Ai" in "Idol" [17:22] yu     is the "Ai" of Love! [17:26] gero     Is he going berserk again? [17:27] ari     No, it's something else! [17:39] kusa     Th-This is... [17:41] wom     This is the Ultra More-Better Version! [17:44] zun     Not again! [17:46] yu     To me, idols are people I feel     better just having around! [17:52] yu     Just knowing they're there     makes me feel stronger. [17:55] yu     Just like En-chan-senpai and Atsushi-senpai [17:58] yu     and Io-senpai and Ryuu-senpai! [18:02] yu     That's what my brother was to     you, right, Brothers-senpai? [18:06] yu     And if you're an idol yourself, [18:08] yu     I think you should want to make     the people around you happy! [18:12] yu     As many people as possible! [18:13] en     The spiral of love... [18:15] atsu     Of loving and being loved... [18:16] io     It continues onward... [18:18] ryu     For eternity! [18:19] yu     That is the "ai" of idols! [18:24] all     Ultra True Love Attack! [18:53] gora     Yumoto? [18:54] gora     Is something the matter? [18:56] gora     Are you sick to your stomach again? [18:58] yu     No, I'm okay. [19:00] gora     I see. [19:02] gora     I was having a dream. [19:05] yu     What was it? [19:06] yu     Tell me, big bro. [19:08] gora     It was a dream about many     people I met long ago, [19:11] gora     when I did many things. [19:16] gora     Oh? [19:17] gora     You two... [19:19] gora     Are you the children from Binan Land? [19:22] haru     Gorar? [19:23] aki     How could you tell? [19:26] gora     How? [19:27] gora     You were in my dream, too. [19:33] haru     Why? [19:34] aki     Why do you have to address us     when we're at our most pathetic? [19:39] gora     Pathetic? [19:40] gora     How? [19:41] gora     You've grown so big and strong. [19:46] gora     You kept your promise to Gorar, didn't you? [19:49] gora     I'm happy. [19:54] gora     What's all this? [19:56] gora     What's wrong, you two? [20:01] gora     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [20:08] gora     Let's illuminate the mysteries     of the universe... [20:11] gora     On the name of the stars! [20:15] haru     Thanks for listening to us     all the way to the end! [20:17] aki     We're so happy to know that     our songs can help you! [20:22] haru     To be honest, VEPPer has been through a lot,     and we've had a lot of setbacks lately. [20:26] haru     But now we understand what it is     that we really love to do! [20:30] aki     We're grateful to the     people who taught us that. [20:33] aki     And we love you, Beppu Apes! [20:43] en     So? [20:43] kusa     So what? [20:45] en     Well, any stories? [20:47] kusa     No. [20:48] en     Oh, come on. [20:49] en     You had fun, right? [20:52] kusa     Did we? [20:53] ari     It was pretty standard. [20:54] gero     Well, there was that one interesting thing. [20:56] gero     Jellied eels. [20:58] ryu     Whatted whats? [20:58] io     It's a local dish. [21:00] ryu     Eel should be done kabayaki style! [21:02] gero     I don't know why you expect me to defend it. [21:04] ryu     Boy, do you suck. [21:06] atsu     Did they have hot baths? [21:08] kusa     No, just shower booths. [21:10] ari     They looked a bit like toilets,     all lined up in a row. [21:14] en     See? That's interesting. [21:16] en     Tell us more stuff like that. [21:18] yu     But at the end of the day,     soaking in a hot bath is the best. [21:21] en     There goes Yumoto, jumping to philosophy. [21:23] atsu     But I think I understand what he means. [21:26] wom     It's the bath that makes the Earth     Defense Club what it is, right? [21:31] yu     Yeah! [21:32] yu     And... [21:34] yu     We have new members, too! [21:36] both     Yeah... [21:37] yu     And now we're all together! [21:40] yu     But... [21:40] yu     I feel like someone's missing. [21:42] wom     Erk! [21:44] en     Gora-san's chopping wood, right? [21:45] atsu     Zundar and Dadacha went     back to space together... [21:49] atsu     So who could it be? [21:50] io     Good question... SIGN    Important news after the break! SIGN     SIGN    Mr. Tawarayama was once again brought back to life thanks to the "life" brought to Earth by one of Wombat's people. Thank goodness. SIGN     Season 3 1 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:21] yu     By the way... About Mr. Tawarayama... [00:25] yu     What do you think? [00:26] atsu     About what? [00:27] yu     He came back to life. [00:28] ryu     Right, he did. This is     the second time, right? [00:32] naru     Actually, I believe he revived     during our summer vacation, too... [00:35] yu     Until our Love Attack— [00:37] atsu     Don't say it! [00:39] atsu     So, what were you saying     about Mr. Tawarayama? [00:43] yu     That alien... What was it again? [00:45] ryu     Wom-san's weird friend... [00:48] naru     The mulberry-colored naked     mole rat-looking thing? [00:50] yu     Yeah, that naked mall rat thing... [00:53] naru     Naked mole rat. [00:54] yu     Moley-san, for short! [00:56] yu     Moley-san said he brought two "lives" with him,      and brought him back to life with that... [01:01] atsu     Yeah, he just sprang back     to life, just like that. [01:05] yu     The Mr. Tawarayama brought back     to life with the "life" he brought... [01:09] yu     Can we really say he's the same     Mr. Tawarayama we knew before? [01:17] naru     G-Good point... [01:19] atsu     I n-never thought of that... [01:20] yu     What are you saying? Mr. Tawarayama     is Mr. Tawarayama! [01:25] yu     Even if he's different on the inside. [01:26] atsu     You think he's different, though?! [01:28] naru     Please, don't unnerve us like this. [01:29] ryu     Yeah! How are we supposed to     interact with him from now on? [01:33] yu     Well, we're graduating,     so we don't have to care... [03:49] yu     Atsushi... You know... [03:51] yu     There's something I've been     thinking about lately. [03:54] atsu     What is it, En-chan? [03:56] atsu     The Olympics? [03:57] atsu     Toyosu? [03:58] atsu     Trump? [03:59] yu     No. Flower-viewing. [04:01] atsu     Flower-viewing? [04:03] yu     The cherry blossoms are pretty and all, [04:05] yu     but seasonally speaking,     it's still cold out there. [04:08] yu     Yet people still go at night, and they sit on     the ground outside and have picnics and stuff. [04:12] yu     Pretty rigorous stuff, don't you think? [04:14] atsu     That's true. [04:16] atsu     I bet the salarymen catch colds when they     get drunk and strip down and stuff... [04:20] yu     Also, aren't cherry blossoms iconic     of the first day of school? [04:24] atsu     Yeah, makes you think of first graders     with their big leather backpacks... [04:27] yu     But lately, the cherry blossoms have been     blooming closer to late March, right? [04:32] atsu     Global warming, I guess... [04:34] yu     By early April, all the trees     might even be blossom-free. [04:37] atsu     They do fall awfully quickly. [04:40] yu     You think cherry blossoms might stop     being a first-day-of-school icon [04:43] yu     and become a graduation day icon instead? [04:45] atsu     That sounds pretty nice. [04:46] atsu     Graduating in a storm of cherry blossoms... [04:49] yu     You think? I find the idea     a little lonely, myself. [04:55] wom     I always love coming to the Kurotama Bath! [04:58] ari     Hey! [05:00] yu     Here's an unusual group. [05:02] wom     I met them outside and invited them in! [05:06] ari     That's right! "Come take a bath," he said. [05:12] atsu     What's wrong, Kin-chan? [05:14] ari     He's worried about the graduation ceremony. [05:16] yu     Wondering how long the cherry     blossoms will stay in bloom? [05:19] ari     Cherry blossoms? No, the speech. [05:21] kusa     It's the student council     president's final duty. [05:23] atsu     Oh, Kin-chan, you're giving the speech? [05:25] yu     What's he worried about? [05:27] ari     The text of it.     He can't figure out what to say. [05:30] yu     Why not just string a bunch     of platitudes together? [05:33] ari     When Kinshiro tries to think some up,     it ends after three lines. [05:37] kusa     I struggle with poetic turns of phrase. [05:39] atsu     You shouldn't pressure yourself so much. [05:41] yu     Yeah. It's not like anyone     listens to those things. [05:44] kusa     I dislike such lazy thinking. [05:47] atsu     Yeah, you always have been earnest. [05:49] wom     When you have troubles,     that's when you take a hot bath! [05:52] wom     Such magnificent Earth culture! [05:55] ari     Thinking about it, [05:56] ari     I bet it's that earnestness that     made Zundar seek you out. [06:00] kusa     Clarify. [06:02] ari     Well, I could explain what I think     might have started it all... [06:06] ari     It concerns you, though. Do you mind? [06:08] yu     Huh? Me? [06:09] wom     Say it! Say it! [06:11] wom     All things are permitted, [06:13] wom     as long as they are said with love! [06:15] yu     Actually, I've got the     mental fortitude of tofu. [06:18] yu     In fact, it might be closer to soy milk. [06:21] ari     See, Yufuin-san... you're smart,     but you don't work hard, [06:25] ari     and you tend to leave most     things to luck. Right? [06:28] yu     That's a hell of a question to ask a person... [06:30] atsu     I think he's right, though. [06:33] atsu     Sometimes that's a good thing... SIGN    Finals Test Order Ranking (3rd Years) Rank Name 1st Yufuin En 2nd Kusatsu Kinshiro 3rd Itsumo Nisan 4th Kinugawa Atsushi [06:35] ari     ...and sometimes, it's very bad. [06:45] ari     Well, knowing our earnest,     hard-working president, [06:48] ari     I'm sure that stoked his anxieties. [06:52] wom     How can Zundar be so cute?! [06:55] wom     So cute! [06:57] atsu     Wait, is that how you met Zundar? [07:00] ari     Certainly not. [07:02] ari     He fell from the sky. [07:03] (Flashback) zun     Zundar commands you! [07:05] (Flashback) zun     Convert the student council     into the Earth Conquest Club, [07:08] (Flashback) zun     and purge the world of sloth and negligence. [07:12] yu     Um... You're kidding. [07:15] ari     Our president just can't refuse a hard sell. [07:18] atsu     I know. [07:19] kusa     What is that supposed to mean, At-chan?! [07:20] atsu     That you can't say no when     someone asks you for a favor. [07:24] kusa     I can't, can I? Then what about     you guys in the Defense Club? [07:27] yu     How we started, you mean?     How'd that go, again? [07:29] atsu     I don't actually remember. [07:30] wom     This is pathetic!     We met here, just like this! [07:42] wombat     Where might this be? [07:46] atsu     A public bath... Why do you ask? [07:48] wombat     What is a pub-lic-bath? [07:49] atsu     It's a place where you pay money     to sit in heated water, [07:54] atsu     to maintain bodily hygiene and relax the mind. [07:57] wombat     Relax the mind! [07:58] wombat     The people of this planet have an even     more refined civilization than I thought! [08:05] wombat     How I should like to protect this planet. [08:08] wombat     R-Right... [08:10] wombat     Would you mind helping me? [08:14] wombat     Please! [08:17] wombat     Um... I'd just like... [08:19] wombat     to talk... [08:22] en     H-Hey! It stinks! It hurts!     The fur's pricking me! [08:25] atsu     What is this thing? A bear? A dog? A pig? [08:28] yumoto     Sirs! Please, no wrestling in the bath! [08:32] yumoto     A wombat! [08:37] yumoto     Diprotodontia Macropodidae! [08:39] yumoto     Cousin to the koala! [08:41] yumoto     They get sick if they get lonely     and have flat noses! [08:44] yumoto     There, there! Don't struggle! [08:46] wombat     Help me! [08:52] en     He came back to life?! [08:54] wombat     After all this, I won't     ask any more of you boys! [08:57] wombat     On the contrary, I'm going to     make you take responsibility! [09:01] atsu     Responsibility? [09:02] ryuu     For what? [09:03] yumoto     He's saying we can cuddle     for the rest of our lives! [09:05] wombat     It'll take too long to explain,     so I'll make it quick! [09:08] wombat     Lovracelet! [09:14] yumoto     What's this? [09:16] yumoto     You're giving them to us?     "The Wombat Returns"? [09:18] wombat     The Lovracelets are your love, given form! [09:22] yumoto     Wombat's love given form? [09:24] en     Wait, what the hell is "love given form"? [09:27] yumoto     It buzzed! [09:29] ryu     Are these defective? [09:31] io     That's a problem. Should I contact the     manufacturer and earn us a quick buck? [09:34] atsu     You're surprisingly unscrupulous. [09:36] wombat     They are not defective! [09:39] wombat     That's the Lovracelet's Love Alert! [09:42] wombat     Let's go! [09:44] wombat     Now, you must "Love Making"     into the Battle Lovers! [09:48] en     Huh? Love Ma— [09:50] en     You, who befoul our beloved Earth! [09:53] io     What are you saying, Yufuin-senpai? [09:56] ryuu     "Beloved Earth"? [09:58] ryuu     No justice can come from loveless power! [10:01] io     You, too? [10:03] io     Love is all! [10:05] atsu     Are you... being forced to say this? [10:08] atsu     Live for love! Die for love! [10:10] yumoto     I get it! [10:11] yumoto     Making us pose and say embarrassing lines     is part of your mysterious power, right? [10:15] wom     No, it is the power of love! [10:18] yumoto     We are the heirs to the throne of love! [10:21] five     Battle Lovers! [10:25] yumoto     Love Making! [10:52] yumoto     The Sparkling Prince! [10:53] yumoto     Battle Lover Scarlet! [10:56] en     Love Making. [11:06] en     The Flashing Prince! [11:08] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [11:11] atsu     Love Making! [11:21] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [11:22] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [11:25] io     Love Making. [11:35] io     The Roaring Prince! [11:37] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [11:40] ryuu     Love Making! [11:50] ryuu     The Thrilling Prince! [11:51] ryuu     Battle Lover Vesta! [11:54] yumoto     Feel the power... [11:56] five     Of love! [12:00] yumoto     Our powers unite to... [12:15] yumoto     Love Attack! [12:31] kusa     That took forever! It was lazy, too! [12:34] ari     Not like you can cure the Defense     Club's laziness at this point. [12:37] kusa     Whose side are you on, Arima? [12:39] ari     Yours, of course, Kinshiro! [12:42] haru     You fools! [12:44] haru     It's just this behavior that lets     others take advantage of you! [12:48] aki     I agree with Haru completely. [12:49] gero     Goodness. This whole business     has made you both so touchy. [12:52] haru     You're the one who's touchy. [12:55] gero     I told you from the start,     I don't care either way. [12:59] aki     Wait. The most unforgivable ones here are... [13:03] aki     Those two in the Defense Club! [13:06] gero     For once, I actually agree     with you, Beppu Brothers. [13:09] ryu     What the heck? [13:09] naru     What on earth? [13:10] atsu     What's going on? [13:11] atsu     Some sort of trouble? [13:13] naru     No, I wouldn't say trouble, exactly... [13:16] ryu     They dragged us into it. [13:17] both     What do you mean, dragged you into it?! [13:19] wom     H-Have our second-years     caused you some trouble? [13:22] yu     Wom-san's become a fussy old lady. [13:24] haru     We can't make a decision because     they won't take it seriously. [13:28] gero     It would be nice to have     things cleared up soon. [13:30] haru     Not that I'm personally invested in the result... [13:33] ryu     I told you, whoever wants     to do it should do it! [13:37] naru     It doesn't even matter who reads the address. [13:40] yu     Address? [13:41] atsu     The speech by an underclassman     representative to the graduating students. [13:44] yu     Oh, that kind of address. [13:47] ryu     You hear that, guys? [13:48] ryu     It matters so little, he doesn't even     know what you're talking about. [13:51] gero     Of course, I personally don't     care one way or the other. [13:54] gero     But for public events like this,     rules and conventions should be respected. [14:00] aki     Of course. [14:01] aki     But isn't that all the more reason it shouldn't be     another student council member who reads it, [14:04] aki     but the best representative     of the school as a whole? [14:08] haru     Although, if you really want to read it,     that's another matter entirely... [14:12] gero     If I was asked to, I'd be willing. [14:14] gero     I do feel I'd be more appropriate than [14:18] gero     some students who only just transferred here. [14:20] ryu     This is getting on my nerves! [14:22] ryu     Do you want to do it or not?!     Make up your mind! [14:25] gero     Why don't you say that to these two? [14:27] gero     If you want to do it, just say so. [14:29] gero     I'm fully prepared to step down. [14:32] haru     It's clear to me that you're     the one who wants to do it. [14:34] aki     Self-conscious, are you? How sad. [14:37] naru     If you ask me, it's all     pots calling kettles black. [14:40] all     What did you say?! [14:42] aki     I can't let that one slide. [14:43] haru     Neither can I! [14:45] gero     Setting the address aside for a moment, [14:47] gero     is there another person in the world so     dedicated to their personal beauty as I? [14:53] gero     Even just drinking tea, [14:55] ---     or even when I sigh, I'm beautiful. [14:58] gero     See? Like this. [15:15] {song     The common people's faces,     so ugly in their laughter [15:22] {song     The crowds comport themselves     exactly like pigs [15:29] {song     Let common sense and wise sayings be damned [15:36] {song     If they do not agree with my aesthetics [15:43] {song     I am true beauty! [15:49] {song     No one can hope to match my     face, my hair, my body... [15:56] {song     More beautiful than flowers,     more enchanting than the moon [15:59] {song     Yes, I'm so much more! [16:03] {song     The true evil in the world is disorder [16:10] {song     I'll purge it all in the name of beauty! [16:29] gero     You see now? I'm the true "good-looking boy." [16:32] gero     Rather, the "precious human being." [16:34] both     Wow. Amazing. [16:36] gero     Spare me your insincere praise. [16:38] gero     You really are insensitive, aren't you? [16:40] ryu     No, I genuinely find this incredible. [16:43] nari     Same, same. [16:45] aki     I'm sure I don't need to say it,     but we carry the title of eternal pretty boys, [16:50] aki     and our Beppu Apes comprise     98% of the whole school. [16:53] aki     And we're close to the     graduation ceremony guest, [16:56] aki     representative of the Binan Ginza     Young Men's Association, Hakone Gora! [17:00] aki     It's obvious that either of us would make [17:02] aki     appropriate representatives     of the underclassmen! [17:06] {song     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [17:13] {song     Let's illuminate the mysteries     of the universe... [17:16] {song     On the name of the stars! [17:33] {song     We were born in the Milky Way [17:39] {song     You see the supernova in our eyes? [17:46] {song     The reason you can read     your fortune in the stars [17:53] {song     Is because we've written the     script of your dreams there [17:59] {song     Lucky you! Open your eyes! [18:02] {song     Happy you! Open them wide! [18:05] {song     Don't be too dazzled by this radiance... [18:08] {song     This is how we're kissing you! [18:14] {song     VEPPer, the twin stars     blooming in the galaxy! [18:21] {song     Moon and sun, miracles and secrets [18:24] {song     We're the stars making wishes come true! [18:27] {song     VEPPer, the twin stars     racing through the galaxy! [18:34] {song     Let's illuminate the mysteries     of the universe... [18:37] {song     On the name of the stars! [18:40] {song     Come with us, and we'll be eternal legends! [18:49] both     Wow. Amazing. [18:51] ari     Our school's second-years     certainly are aggressive. [18:54] ryu     You said it! [18:55] nari     We're practically invisible [18:57] nari     next to gimmick characters like them. [19:15] {song     Let's start from today [19:18] {song     From savings to investment... [19:21] {song     The bank's interest is mere pocket change [19:24] {song     I'm playing the stock market, baby [19:28] {song     I research information on my tablet [19:31] {song     Looking for the brands     that seem ready to explode [19:34] {song     And once I've found enough good data [19:36] {song     I buy them all up at near rock-bottom prices [19:40] {song     But I don't wait for them     to hit their ceiling [19:47] {song     I choose a price in advance,     and once it hits my goal, [19:55] {song     I sell without a moment's hesitation! [19:59] {song     Ah, money is the only true     justice in this world [20:05] {song     As long as I have money,      I can beat any enemy with ease! [20:11] {song     Let me teach you a few     of my earning techniques [20:18] {song     World peace, you say?     I'll even find a way to buy that! [20:26] {song     Money is all! [20:37] {song     Baby baby, sweet baby [20:41] {song     Don't be so selfish [20:45] {song     You won't turn me on that way, you know [20:59] {song     I'm the hottest guy around [21:02] {song     My hair style's always on point [21:06] {song     Just one look and you're through [21:09] {song     You're mine forever [21:12] {song     Are you ready? [21:14] {song     You want to fall head over heels, don't you? [21:19] {song     It's a game of teasing, ups and downs [21:23] {song     And in that game, it's always my turn [21:26] {song     I have as many girls in my service [21:33] {song     as there are stars in the sky [21:36] {song     I'm the prince of the stars! [21:41] {song     Baby baby, sweet baby [21:44] {song     If you want my love [21:47] {song     Better watch out for burns on your heart! [21:55] {song     Call me, call me, call me more [21:58] {song     Don't be so selfish [22:02] {song     You won't turn me on that way, you know [22:17] ari     Oh? Is it that kind of episode? [22:20] ari     I guess I'll have a go at it, too. [22:32] {song     If you wish it, I shall bend my knee to you [22:42] {song     I do not feel disgraced, but honored [22:52] {song     The first day I met you [22:58] {song     It was as if I received a divine mission [23:03] {song     For devoting myself to you fills me with joy [23:14] {song     Let's keep this up forever,     until my life ends [23:19] {song     I will travel with you     to the end of the world [23:24] {song     This is just as a butler should be [23:29] {song     Loyal servitude... [23:32] {song     This is my one and only philosophy! [23:51] en     Sheesh, what a pain in the ass... [23:55] {song     Shall I teach you the secret to world peace? [23:58] {song     Everyone just has to do nothing! [24:01] {song     Everything in this world     takes too much effort to do [24:04] {song     And I really, really     don't want to do anything [24:07] {song     Actually, I want to know where     you guys get all this energy [24:10] {song     Just beat the enemy so that I can go home! [24:20] {song     I don't want to do anything [24:23] {song     I have absolutely zero enthusiasm [24:26] {song     Why, then, do I have to fight? [24:33] {song     The class representative,     the most popular guy in school... [24:39] {song     Those guys are cut out to heroes! [24:42] {song     So why was I chosen?! [24:45] {song     Everything in this world     takes too much effort to do [24:48] {song     And I really, really     don't want to do anything [24:51] {song     Actually, I want to know where     you guys get all this energy [24:54] {song     Just beat the enemy so that I can go home! [24:57] {song     I want to waste my life     lying around, doing nothing [25:01] {song     I want to sleep, wake up,     and go back to sleep! [25:04] {song     Eating a hot spring manju once in a while... [25:07] {song     To sum up, everything takes     too much effort to do! [25:24] atsu     Oh, En-chan. [25:26] atsu     You say it's too much effort,     but you do it anyway. [25:28] atsu     Guess I'll try it, too! [25:44] {song     What am I afraid of? [25:46] {song     Having an invisible wall in front of me [25:51] {song     Makes me realize my own cowardice [25:54] {song     Sacrificing passion for clear-headedness [26:01] {song     Is such a foolish thing to do [26:04] {song     Move the way you feel,     that's what I should do [26:09] {song     Something even more simple     than running on instinct [26:14] {song     But do I have that fire inside of me? [26:19] {song     Why so cool? I want to shout     until my voice turns hoarse [26:25] {song     As if it could set my cold heart ablaze [26:29] {song     Am I such a fool?     When I act like a bystander, [26:35] {song     I have nothing, I achieve nothing [26:53] atsu     Well? Want to try it too, Kin-chan? [26:57] kusa     If I must. [26:59] {song     You were laughing again, [27:05] {song     not knowing what I go through [27:13] {song     Even if it was an idle promise,     it was still a betrayal [27:19] {song     Ever since I learned even sworn     friendship could break down [27:24] {song     I had stopped making wishes on stars [27:30] {song     But for some reason, I found myself     looking to the night sky again [27:35] {song     What was I searching for,     every time we passed? [27:41] {song     Not for an opportunity,     but for my own courage [27:46] {song     When all I want to do is to go     back to the way things were... [27:52] {song     There's a pain in my chest,     you're like a devil [27:57] {song     When even your smiles seem     to pierce through my heart [28:02] {song     Did you just whisper "that's all over now"? [28:08] {song     Or was that me, screaming,     trying to run away? [28:13] {song     How many times did I turn     back to look at you? [28:19] {song     Since you were walking away,     you never knew... [28:35] ari     Now, what were we talking about again? [28:37] naru     We were talking about our character     gimmicks being far inferior to theirs. [28:41] ryu     We're basically extras. [28:43] naru     So anyway, you should     work this out without us. [28:46] naru     Maybe you could ask the senpais to decide. [28:48] gero     No! [28:48] gero     There are four third-years, an even number! [28:50] aki     What if it ends up as a tie? [28:51] ryu     But we're an even number, too! [28:53] naru     Yumoto! There's only one of him.     He'll be our odd number. [28:55] ryu     That's right! [28:56] ryu     The underclassman representative needs     the support of the first-years, too. [28:59] naru     Huh? [29:00] ryu     Yumoto? [29:01] wom     I have not been cuddled once today. [29:05] all     Eh? [29:05] ---     What?! SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [29:11] ryu     Yumoto! [29:12] ryu     There he is! [29:13] all     Yumoto! [29:15] ryu     That is Yumoto, isn't it? [29:19] kusa     He's here? [29:21] yu     I think so... [29:22] ari     What's he doing? [29:24] naru     He's got something in his hands. [29:26] ryu     Isn't that a sponge? [29:28] all     A sponge? [29:29] gero     Why? [29:29] haru     Wherefore? [29:30] aki     To what end? [29:31] wom     Yumoto-san! [29:32] wom     What is that you're squishing there? [29:36] wom     Am I not enough for you? [29:40] wom     Go on, cuddle me! [29:42] yu     This is freaky. [29:43] wom     Cud-dle-me! [29:43] yu     It's like he's been totally broken. [29:45] atsu     Wom-san's so desperate...     He hated it so much at first. [29:49] wom     Cuddle me! [29:50] both     He did, he did. [29:53] kusa     The light's back in his eyes. [29:56] wom     If something is troubling you,     you can tell us about it. [30:00] yumo     There's nothing. [30:01] wom     Tell us! [30:03] ryu     I think I know what this is. [30:05] kinu     What? [30:06] ryu     Relationship burn-out. [30:07] naru     The result of an overextended spring. [30:10] kinu     Enthusiasm's fall? [30:12] haru     It is spring, though. [30:13] aki     Fall? [30:14] kinu     This is no time for a vaudeville routine. [30:17] yu     Seriously, what's wrong? [30:19] yu     Nothing. [30:21] en     Give me a break. [30:22] en     The show's been on for thirty minutes     without the protagonist having a line. [30:25] en     There's clearly something wrong. [30:28] yu     I'm not a protagonist. I'm not anything. [30:32] wom     What did you say?! [30:33] kusa     That's a serious statement. [30:36] ari     Haven't you loved all your enemies into     submission with your heavy-handed lectures? [30:41] gero     Yeah! Just like this! [30:44] {song     One, two, three! Love and joy! [30:47] {song     Let's get started! [30:49] {song     One, two, three! Love and joy! [30:55] {song     It's sudden, but it was inevitable! [30:58] {song     Time to transform! [31:00] {song     It's the old story of     the reluctant superhero! [31:06] {song     But right now, there's a monster out there! [31:11] {song     This is so fun! I'm gonna fight! [31:16] {song     I love cuddling! I wanna cuddle things! [31:23] {song     That's why I need to protect Earth! [31:26] {song     So I can love everything even more! [31:34] {song     Love, love! Today's another great day! [31:39] {song     With love on your side,     everything ends in a "hallelujah!" [31:45] {song     Cuddle, cuddle! Today's another big success! [31:50] {song     I don't know everything that's going on, [31:55] {song     but I just want to enjoy     everything with all I've got! [31:59] {song     One, two, three! Love and joy! [32:02] {song     Let's keep going! [32:04] {song     One, two, three! Love and joy! [32:15] yu     Well, that's all over now. [32:18] yu     It just feels like a fondly remembered [32:22] yu     but far distant past... [32:29] en     Yumoto just raised one hell     of a set of death flags. [32:34] atsu     Maybe he's getting sentimental     because it's spring. [32:37] atsu     Let's give him some time to himself. [32:42] atsu     What? [32:43] kusa     Nothing... [32:44] ari     I understand how you feel, Kinshiro, but... [32:49] kusa     Arima! [32:50] ari     For now, let's figure out what to do with the     student address and the graduates' reply speech. [32:53] gero     Yeah. [32:59] yu     It hurts to be around my senpais. [33:03] yu     I wish graduation... [33:04] man     ...would never, ever come! [33:07] man     Listen to them all!     Graduation this, graduation that! SIGN    Botan Yuzuru [33:11] man     What's so great about     graduation ceremonies? Huh?! [33:15] yu     I hear you. [33:18] man     What?! [33:18] yu     I know how you feel. [33:36] ryu     Okay, let's decide it     with rock-paper-scissors. [33:39] gero     Certainly. [33:40] naru     Let's try it. [33:42] trio     Scissors, paper, rock! [33:44] trio     Rock! Rock! Rock! [33:45] ari     Just three days left... [33:48] yu     Oh, until the graduation ceremony? [33:49] kinu     It sure sneaks up on you, huh? [33:53] en     I'd prefer to get it over with     sooner rather than later... [33:55] en     Wonder what'll happen when it's over. [33:57] kusa     Nothing. [34:00] kusa     Nothing will change. [34:02] kusa     It can't possibly change. SIGN    132nd Graduation Ceremony Binan High School [34:13] boy     Senpai, you've helped me     out so much. Thank you! [34:17] sen     Keep up the hard work,     even with us gone, okay? [34:20] boy     Okay! [34:21] sen     These three years went by so fast. [34:24] sen     Seriously. It feels exciting     and sad, all at once. [34:31] taw     This peaceful weather is perfect     for a graduation ceremony. [34:34] taw     Don't you agree, Mr. Principal? [34:35] prin     I do agree. [34:37] prin     Mr. Tawarayama, have you grown     more youthful than before? [34:42] prin     Just a little while ago, you were like     a dead fish or a rotted-out tree... [34:46] taw     Do I look that much better? [34:49] pri     Yes... [34:52] ko     So... S-Senpai, th-this might     be a bit early, but... [34:57] ko     C-Can I have your second jacket button? [35:00] sen     Second button? [35:02] ko     I might not get a chance     to ask after the ceremony... [35:05] ko     But I want a memento of you. [35:08] ko     I'll treasure it forever! [35:09] ko     I want it, too! [35:11] sen     Gosh... [35:12] botan     Give me a damn break! [35:15] botan     To hell with graduation ceremonies! [35:17] botan     To hell with jacket buttons! [35:18] botan     To hell with the senpai-kouhai relationship! [35:20] botan     All of you, die! [35:28] kusa     What's going on? [35:31] kusa     Conquest! [35:36] kusa     The Golden Chevalier, shining in radiance! [35:39] kusa     Aurite! [35:43] kusa     The Silver Chevalier, rustling young leaves! [35:46] kusa     Argent! [35:51] kusa     The Pearl Chevalier, making flowers bloom! [35:53] kusa     Perlite! [35:55] kusa     We are the rulers of this blue world... [35:58] kusa     Caerula Adamas! [36:01] kusa     We shall not allow you     to disrupt life on campus! [36:06] bot     You're the Caerula Adamas! [36:08] bot     Damn you! [36:13] gero     Go! [36:16] kura     Take this! [36:22] kusa     Where did he go? [36:23] kinu     Kin-chan! [36:24] kinu     Leave this to us! [36:27] kinu     You should prioritize your roles     as student council members. [36:31] ari     You're sure we can leave it to you? [36:33] en     If you can't, just give up. [36:35] ari     That was an easy agreement. [36:37] kusa     Understood. At-chan, we're counting on you. [36:39] kinu     Right. [36:40] kinu     Let's go, everyone! [36:41] ---     Yeah! [36:50] bot     Graduation, initiation, congratulation...     They can all go to hell! [36:55] bot     Tomorrow, you'll still be the same [36:57] bot     lazy idiots you were yesterday and today! [37:04] zun     From what I've been told, [37:05] zun     a "graduation ceremony" is a     ritual wherein the conclusion [37:09] zun     of one's course of study is acknowledged,     and maturation and achievements are praised. [37:13] dada     Talk about conceited! [37:15] dada     It's ridiculous, isn't it, big bro? [37:17] zun     Enough of this mutual admiration society! [37:19] zun     We, the Zundar-Dadacha Brothers,     are the ones truly deserving of praise! [37:22] zun     If you can't understand that, we will     demonstrate our fraternal power to you now! [37:27] zun     Go, Second Button Monster! [37:30] bot     I'll never let you graduate! [37:33] yu     That's enough! I can't believe     there are still monsters around! [37:37] ryu     But why are they still around? [37:39] naru     I'm pretty sure the Beppu     Brothers reformed, so... [37:43] en     You two... the Teeny-Tiny Brothers! [37:45] zun     Don't just give us... [37:47] dada     ...some random name! [37:48] atsu     Didn't they go home reformed? [37:50] en     Things got a little crazy back there... [37:53] en     I actually don't remember how it ended. [37:55] ryu     How'd it go, again? [37:56] naru     How did it go, indeed? [37:58] zun     We pretended to reform and return home, [38:01] zun     while secretly waiting     for a chance for revenge! [38:05] dada     It was so cold. We were so hungry... [38:09] dada     Days of sleeping under eaves     and porches, enduring typhoons, [38:12] dada     with just a single newspaper between us... [38:15] zun     Say no more, Dadacha. [38:17] dada     Brother! [38:18] dad     We bore the unbearable! [38:19] zun     Endured the unendurable! [38:21] both     We are the Teeny-Tiny Brothers! [38:23] both     Our victory is nigh! [38:25] yu     Hey, they adopted the name I gave them. [38:27] wom     Everyone! [38:29] wom     Love Making into the Battle Lovers! [38:33] yumoto     Love Making! [39:01] yumoto     The Sparkling Prince! [39:03] yumoto     Battle Lover Scarlet! [39:06] en     Love Making. [39:17] en     The Flashing Prince! [39:19] en     Battle Lover Cerulean! [39:21] atsu     Love Making! [39:31] atsu     The Piercing Prince! [39:33] atsu     Battle Lover Epinard! [39:36] io     Love Making. [39:46] io     The Roaring Prince! [39:48] io     Battle Lover Sulfur! [39:51] ryuu     Love Making! [40:01] ryuu     The Thrilling Prince! [40:03] ryuu     Battle Lover Vesta! [40:05] ryuu     This love-filled planet will     not abide those who lack love! [40:09] ryuu     Those who wield loveless     power must kneel before love! [40:13] ryuu     Love is power! [40:14] ryuu     Love is hope! [40:16] ryuu     Be born for love! [40:17] ryuu     Give your life for love! [40:19] ryuu     Love! [40:20] ryuu     We are, forever, the heirs     to the throne of love... [40:23] ryuu     Battle Lovers! [40:25] ryuu     Feel the power... [40:27] ryuu     Of love! [40:30] dada     There you are, Battle Lovers! [40:32] zun     Finish them! [40:34] bot     Fools, trying to stop my attempt     to stop the graduation ceremony! [40:37] bot     Take this! [40:40] ryu     Hurts! [40:41] naru     It does hurt more than you'd expect it to! [40:43] kinu     And so many buttons... [40:45] en     Where did he get them all? [40:47] bot     These are all the buttons     no one ever asked for! [40:52] bot     The buttons of tragic students     who had to leave the school [40:55] bot     without any kouhai talking to them     or asking for their buttons! [40:59] bot     The buttons hurt in proportion to     the tears that were shed over them! [41:03] ryu     You're talking about a petty grudge. [41:04] ryu     "I'm pissy because no one     paid attention to me." [41:08] en     It has nothing to do with graduation     ceremonies or personal virtue. [41:11] bot     Shut up! Grudges rock! [41:19] bot     What? [41:25] yu     Brothers-senpai! [41:33] yu     The twin stars shining in the heavens! [41:35] yu     Salty Sol! [41:37] yu     Melty Luna! [41:40] yu     Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer! [41:43] dada     You're going to transform without MC Dadacha? [41:46] haru     We can't remain reliant on an MC forever. [41:49] aki     We're going to set our own     stage for ourselves, Dadacha. [41:53] dada     How admirable! [41:54] dada     I mean... how ungrateful! [41:56] dada     Second Button Monster, punish those two! [41:59] bot     Done and done! [42:05] bot     Are graduation ceremonies     really that important? [42:08] haru     Yes, they are! [42:09] bot     Why? Because of your senpais? [42:12] aki     Not just that! [42:13] aki     We also want to show the visiting     guests how we're doing, too! [42:16] aki     Because we owe them! [42:22] bot     That's even more annoying! [42:24] bot     To hell with personal growth!     To hell with people you care about! [42:35] bot     The finish! [42:38] yu     Brothers-senpai! [42:42] yu     What gives you the right to stop this? [42:45] yu     Don't you realize graduation     ceremonies are important? [42:47] bot     I decide what's important and what's not! [42:50] yu     You can decide for yourself     what's important to you, [42:54] yu     but not to other people! [42:56] bot     Then let me ask you this! [42:57] bot     You say everyday hard work and obeying the     rules every day are the most important things! [43:01] bot     So what's the point of     having a special ceremony? [43:06] bot     Isn't the real meaning to be found     in doing the same thing every day? [43:11] yu     You're right... [43:12] atsu     Oh, no! Yumoto's being out-debated! [43:15] bot     When all's said and done, [43:17] bot     graduation ceremonies are     absolutely meaningless! [43:26] all     Yumoto! [43:28] zun     We did it! [43:28] dada     We did it! We did it! [43:32] yu     Scarlet Love Lumiere! [43:37] atsu     Why? [43:37] wom     Yumoto-san's power comes from     his declarations of love! [43:42] wom     Now he's lost that, [43:44] wom     he's lost his power as     Battle Lover Scarlet, too! [43:47] all     Wh-What did you say?! [43:49] bot     What's wrong, Battle Lover Scarlet? [43:55] all     Yumoto! [43:56] wom     Why, after loving down so     many monsters in the past, [44:00] wom     is he failing now? [44:02] gora     I know how Yumoto feels. [44:05] wom     What did you say? [44:06] gora     Yumoto empathizes with the monster. SIGN    Guest [44:09] gora     That's why he can't bring     himself to attack it. [44:12] wom     Empathizes? [44:13] wom     How could he feel the same     way the monster does? [44:16] gora     Because... [44:18] gora     He doesn't want the graduation     ceremony to happen, either! [44:23] yu     I... I don't want the graduation     ceremony to happen. [44:35] naru     Yumoto loved out? [44:37] ryu     What are you doing? Get a grip! [44:39] yu     Not being able to be happy for     En-chan-senpai and Atsushi-senpai's graduation... [44:43] yu     Taking the side of a monster... [44:46] yu     I'm a failure as a Battle Lover. [44:49] yu     To be honest, I don't care     about the graduation ceremony. [44:54] yu     To be even more honest,     I wish they'd call it off. [45:04] all     Love Out. [45:10] yu     Senpais? [45:11] yu     Brothers-san? [45:14] en     You're right. I was feeling the same way. [45:16] atsu     Yeah. [45:19] haru     He got us. [45:20] aki     Hit the nail on the head. [45:23] yu     No! It's not for reasons like you guys, [45:26] yu     because it's annoying or     I don't want to bother... [45:29] yu     My reason... My reason is much more selfish! [45:32] yu     Because I want to stay in the     Defense Club with you guys forever! [45:37] yu     That's why! [45:38] yu     I'm sorry! [45:40] bot     The team's broken up, and now     you've lost your will to fight? [45:43] bot     Now, die! [45:47] all     Yumoto! [45:49] yu     Senpais! [45:50] gora     Yumoto! The others! [45:52] wom     Go no further! [45:54] gora     Why? [45:55] wom     This matter must be resolved     by the Battle Lovers! [45:59] wom     What is real love? [46:00] wom     If they cannot discover that for themselves, [46:03] wom     then no matter how you aid them,     they will never defeat that monster! [46:08] wom     And, Maximum Gora... [46:12] wom     Your love is in letting things go. [46:15] gora     I see. [46:17] gora     Yumoto... [46:18] dada     They appear to be utterly helpless. [46:20] both     Dadacha! [46:21] both     Zundar! [46:23] dada     Now we can go home with heads held high! [46:25] zun     VEPPer, do you see which     side is stronger now? [46:28] dada     Now, come rejoin TV Universe     and we'll start over again! [46:34] haru     No way! We refuse! [46:35] aki     We'll never do as you say ever again! [46:38] dada     What?! [46:40] haru     Dadacha, we're grateful to you. [46:42] haru     But we need to go even further than before. [46:46] aki     We can't move forward if     we're trapped in the past. [46:49] haru     That's why we... [46:50] aki     ...are saying goodbye to you! [47:00] bot     Finished already, are you? [47:04] yu     The fun times in the club room. [47:08] yu     The kindness of my senpais! [47:12] yu     The struggles of the Battle Lovers! [47:16] atsu     Yumoto? [47:18] yu     The love we inspired in each other! [47:21] all     The love we inspired in each other! [47:28] yu     The spirits that would never be broken! [47:31] all     The spirits that would never be broken! [47:38] yu     Defense Club forever! [47:41] all     Forever! [47:43] yu     Congratulation on your graduation, senpais. [47:46] yu     Thanks for everything. [47:47] yu     It's sad to say goodbye, [47:50] yu     but in exchange, [47:51] yu     we'll be gaining a new future     that spreads out wide before us. [47:57] yu     Love Congratulation! [48:05] bot     Such optimistic words! [48:08] bot     I was so focused on the graduation ceremony, [48:10] bot     I forgot what lay beyond! [48:12] bot     So this is... love! [48:22] wom     They purged the monster without even     transforming into the Battle Lovers? [48:26] wom     What a miracle! [48:28] wom     This is the true power of love! [48:30] yu     Love Graduation! [48:33] atsu     Yumoto! Ryu! Io! [48:35] en     Thanks for everything. [48:37] atsu     We'll work hard, so you     keep up the hard work, too. [48:40] all     Right! [48:45] kusa     Today, we experience the     ritual of graduation. [48:49] kusa     To be perfectly honest, [48:51] kusa     we will not see tremendous changes in     ourselves when this ceremony concludes. [48:56] ---     But there is one thing I know for certain: [49:00] ---     I will remember this day     for the rest of my life. [49:05] ---     And whenever I'm feeling frustrated or sad, [49:10] ---     I'll remember my friends' faces [49:12] ---     and feel empowered once again. SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [49:26] en     Well, that's over.     I hate sitting still for so long. [49:30] ari     Defense Club, have you seen Zundar around? [49:33] aki     Has anyone seen Dadacha? [49:35] yumo     Actually, Wom-san's not here, either... SIGN    To Everyone [49:38] en     What's this? [49:40] atsu     A letter? [49:42] wom     Battle Lovers... Rather, members     of the Earth Defense Club... [49:47] wom     By the time you read this, [49:50] wom     I will likely be completing the     preparations for my return home. [49:54] wom     Now that Earth is filled with love, [49:57] wom     I must move on to a different planet. [50:01] wom     There are still many planets in the universe [50:06] wom     filled with hatred, fear, and indifference. [50:08] wom     It seems my retirement     is still a long way off. [50:12] zun     Let us out! Let us out! [50:13] wom     If, in the future, [50:14] wom     the Earth is threatened by     another loveless something, [50:19] wom     I hope you will all think back on the days [50:23] wom     you spent as heirs to the throne of love. [51:01] all     Wom-san! [51:03] yu     Wom-san! [51:06] wom     Everyone! [51:08] yu     What's wrong with you? How could     you just sneak away like that? [51:12] en     You could stay another     day or two, couldn't you? [51:16] atsu     H-Here! Your favorite, spinach curry! [51:20] ryu     You'll come again, won't you?      You will, won't you? [51:22] naru     Stay in touch! I'll keep my schedule open! [51:25] wom     Thank you! [51:26] yu     Wom-san, thanks for all the cuddles! [51:29] yu     I'll never forget the cuddles we shared! [51:31] wom     I'll never forget, either! [51:35] wom     All of you... [51:37] wom     Heirs to the throne of love... [51:39] wom     Be well! [52:29] {song     As we spent our days doing trivial things [52:39] {song     I guess we always knew this day would come [52:50] {song     No matter how much everything else changes [52:55] {song     We've created something     that won't ever change [53:00] {song     Which means we can walk forward,     always knowing the way [53:11] {song     When you walk down that long staircase,     you must never look back [53:22] {song     Let's take a step into a new future [53:27] {song     Embracing love [53:35] {song     The love born to my heart and yours [53:46] {song     It still connects us, powerfully [53:51] {song     So wipe away your tears [53:56] {song     This massive, massive future     opens up ahead of us [54:10] {song     I won't ever feel lonely [54:15] {song     Because we're connected by love [54:41] {song     The love born to my heart and yours [54:52] {song     It still connects us, powerfully [54:57] {song     So wipe away your tears [55:03] {song     Let's open up the massive,     massive future ahead [55:16] {song     Once we've exchanged all our words of thanks [55:22] {song     We'll walk on, with love Season 4 1 - The Suddenness of HAPPY! KISS Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] fura     -- [00:00] etsu     -- [00:00] ---     -- [00:00] kiri     -- SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [00:32] kiri     Hey, Kyotaro! There you are! [00:37] kiri     What's that? A bird? [00:42] shu     You shouldn't have startled him, Ryo-chin. [00:44] kiri     I see the animals still love you, at least. [00:48] kiri     Didn't I catch you napping with a stray cat      in the courtyard not long ago? [00:53] shu     Did you? [00:54] kiri     Look at you, you're a mess. [00:56] kiri     You need to brush your hair. [00:57] shu     So? What did you want? [00:59] kiri     Oh, right. You missed a quiz. [01:03] kiri     I told them you were in     the nurse's office, but... [01:05] shu     Ah, thank you. [01:08] kiri     Don't "thank you, yawn" me! [01:12] kiri     You're gonna get written up again. [01:15] shu     I'll work it out. [01:16] kiri     Work it out how? [01:18] shu     Well, things have always worked out before. [01:21] kiri     Is that looking on the bright side,     or throwing in the towel? [01:25] shu     I'm not sure... [01:26] shu     What do you think it is, Ryo-chin? [01:28] kiri     How should I know? [01:30] kazu     Is this indolence I see? [01:31] kiri     Insolence? [01:32] kazu     In-do-lence. [01:34] kiri     Wakura-senpai, you really have     an advanced vocabulary. [01:38] kazu     Put simply, it means "lazy." [01:42] kazu     But since things always work out for you, [01:45] kazu     I can't totally criticize you,     which is the problem. [01:49] shu     I think I just get lucky. [01:51] kazu     No, no. Even if it's just luck,     it's impressive. [01:57] waku     Ryoma-kun, would you make us some tea? [01:58] kiri     What treats did you bring today? [02:00] waku     I'm not telling you, Ryoma-kun. [02:03] waku     Just kidding. It's salt     daifuku from the Takeyado. [02:07] kiri     Salt daifuku! [02:08] kiri     What tea do you recommend? [02:11] waku     Roasted green... [02:12] kiri     Got it! [02:13] waku     Just kidding. A bitter black would be best. [02:15] kiri     R-Right! [02:18] shu     Hey, Nanao-san. [02:19] waku     Yes? [02:20] shu     I've been thinking... [02:22] shu     Aren't you a little too hard on Ryo-chin? [02:26] waku     Certainly not. [02:27] waku     Things do tend to get hard     when he's around. [02:30] kiri     What do you mean by that? [02:32] waku     You really want to know? [02:33] kiri     No, actually. [02:36] waku     It's because you're so much fun, Ryoma-kun. [02:41] kiri     I'm... honored. [02:42] shu     I think I see what you mean. [02:45] waku     Right? [02:48] waku     Well, all that aside... [02:50] waku     The little ones are late, aren't they? [02:52] do     Hey, hey, hey! [02:53] do     I told you, it's proof! [02:54] ban     What's this one board supposed to prove? [02:57] dogo     I told you, it's proof that people     besides us were in the Defense Club! [03:02] ban     It's just a silly prank. [03:03] dogo     What makes you think it's a prank? [03:06] waku     What's going on, Ichiro-kun? Taishi-kun? [03:08] shu     Why are you always arguing? Chiro, Tai-Tai? [03:12] dogo     Taishi says there was no Defense Club! [03:12] ban     Ichiro says there was a Defense Club! [03:16] kiri     Hey, little ones. I see you're playing nice. [03:17] dogo     Little ones? You mean us? [03:20] ban     That label is extremely inappropriate. [03:22] ban     Well, maybe it's all right for Ichiro. [03:24] dogo     Hey, hey, hey! What do you mean,     it's all right for me? [03:26] ban     Do I really need to explain reality to you? [03:29] ban     You're a munchkin, Ichiro. [03:30] dogo     I've gained three millimeters     since the year started! [03:33] ban     Your math must be off. [03:35] kiri     So, what's this about the Defense Club? [03:38] dogo     We're debating whether     there was a Defense Club... [03:40] ban     ...or if there wasn't one. [03:43] dogo     Nanao-senpai, what do you think? [03:45] ban     It's just a prank, right? [03:48] waku     That's a good question... [03:50] waku     What do you think, Kyotaro-kun? [03:53] shu     Long ago... or perhaps not so long ago, [03:58] shu     there were aliens who were     trying to destroy Earth. [04:01] shu     But others rose up to prevent them,     and this is where they organized. [04:07] shu     They called themselves     the Earth Defense Club. [04:11] dogo     You mean, they protected Earth? [04:13] shu     You think they didn't? [04:15] shu     What did you think they     were protecting, Chiro? [04:17] ban     Wait a minute. Shuzenji-senpai,     were you just... [04:21] shu     ...making it up. [04:25] kiri     I thought it sounded made up. [04:27] shu     I just thought it would     be neat if it was true. [04:29] kiri     Yeah, yeah. Let's have tea, everyone. SIGN    The Suddenness of HAPPY! KISS [04:39] shu     Maybe their enemies were     called the Conquest Club. [04:43] shu     That would be the opposite of the Defense Club. [04:44] kiri     Are we still on this subject? [04:46] shu     Each time I look at that darkened sign, [04:49] shu     it feels like we've come so far. [04:52] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai, you sound     like an old man. It's freaky. [04:56] shu     Is it? [04:58] shu     I want to get older soon,     so I can spend eternity spacing out. [05:03] shi     I won't allow it! [05:06] una     But you don't think adding more     school rules is a bit much? [05:09] shi     Unazuki-san, you're too soft. [05:12] shi     If we allow for freedom and independence, [05:14] shi     Binan High School will deteriorate further. [05:16] shiro     It's not good right now? [05:18] shiro     I'm in shock... [05:19] shi     Of course it's not, Maasa! [05:22] shi     Indolence and sloth run rampant! [05:25] shiro     Indolence? Sloth? [05:28] shiro     I don't understand those words myself. SIGN    Koshigawa Wataru [05:31] etsu     I just love the Binan High     School student council! [05:35] etsu     The ever-gallant president, Ibusuki Ata-san! [05:39] etsu     With his aura of born handsomeness,     vice president Unazuki Taiju-san! [05:44] etsu     And the impish little cutie-pie,     secretary Shirahone Maasa-san! [05:49] etsu     They're too bright for my eyes to behold! [06:03] kiri     Kyotaro, you're like an old man. [06:06] kiri     You even make breathing     look like too much effort. [06:09] shu     If I forget to breathe, do remind me. [06:17] shu     This feels good. [06:19] shu     Makes me sleepy... [06:21] kiri     H-Hold it, Kyotaro! [06:26] kiri     Kyotaro. What's that? [06:33] ban     Yikes! [06:37] karl     Wow, I can't believe there's     water in a place like this! [06:41] karl     Major surprise! [06:42] kiri     Who's this? A customer? [06:44] waku     I've never seen him before. [06:46] karl     Sorry to startle you. [06:48] waku     No, that's all right... [06:50] shu     You came here dressed? [06:53] kar     Should I have taken off my clothes? [06:55] waku     Well, one usually does. [06:58] karl     How come? [06:59] kiri     Isn't it uncomfortable to be in wet clothes? [07:03] karl     Now that you mention it... [07:05] karl     But... [07:13] karl     Now it's all better! [07:15] dogo     Wow, wow, wow! You're like an animal! [07:18] karl     Is that strange? Unusual? [07:23] karl     You don't dry off so easily here? [07:27] karl     I see! [07:28] karl     Then... can you do this? [07:32] dogo     No, no, no! [07:35] karl     How about this? [07:39] dogo     I told you, no, no, no. [07:50] waku     What is this? Magic tricks? [07:54] karl     That's right, this is our tributary! [07:58] karl     It's the human realm! Earth! [08:00] karl     The people, the powers,     and the society are all different! [08:03] karl     Neat! [08:05] karl     But this is no time to     stand around starry-eyed... [08:07] karl     Oh, oh, what was I supposed     to do next, again? [08:11] dogo     What's a tributary? [08:12] ban     A territory. Sort of like a colony. [08:16] karl     I know! I should explain. [08:19] karl     I need to explain to you... my subjects! [08:25] karl     I'm Karls, first prince of Honyala Land! [08:28] karl     I've come to rule over you, happy-style! [08:33] dogo     What the heck is this? What, what, what? [08:35] ban     Is that an otter? [08:36] karl     Oh, drat. I turned back to normal. Tee-hee. [08:42] shu     I need to trade in my     winning popsicle sticks. [08:45] karl     Wait, wait! I've got a deal for you! [08:48] shu     A great offer? [08:49] karl     Yes! Info on an amazing, surprising bargain! [08:52] karl     You'll regret it forever     if you let this slip away. [08:54] waku     Just what is this deal? [08:56] karl     The Karls Knights are hiring! [08:58] karl     You get to be my knights for free! [09:01] karl     You can even help me in my happy reign! [09:04] karl     Great deal, huh? [09:08] waku     Right, I need to wash     the curtains in my room. [09:11] waku     I just forgot, I'm running low on tea. [09:12] waku     I have a library book to return. [09:13] waku     Gotta water my flowers. [09:15] karl     Wait! Wait! [09:17] karl     Is all that more important     than being a knight? [09:22] shu     No... it just sounds like a raw deal. [09:29] karl     Someone is sad. [09:37] etsu     I never wanted to grow up. [09:40] etsu     The older I get,     the more dirty and ugly I become. [09:45] etsu     I don't want to change. [09:47] etsu     I want to be a child forever. SIGN    1704th The tradition!!                         Pretty Boy Contest [09:56] etsu     I can't even take part in the     Pretty Boy Contest anymore, either. [10:00] etsu     I, who was once called an angel, [10:03] etsu     have shed my wings and fallen to earth! [10:08] etsu     Who's there? [10:13] una     I see. What a terrifying story. [10:16] shira     The world is just packed     full of fear, isn't it? [10:19] shira     You'd be better off faithfully      serving your ruler, then. [10:23] etsu     What are you talking about? [10:31] etsu     Blorf! SIGN    Shuzenji Kyotaro     Born 11/28     Blood Type: B     Sagittarius     Hobbies: Napping and hot baths     Likes: Dorayaki, spacing out [10:40] kiri     Wh-What happened? [10:42] shu     Think it got something caught in its throat? [10:43] kiri     Like what? [10:45] karl     J... J... [10:46] shu     Just Google it, asshole? [10:48] karl     No! [10:50] karl     Someone is sad. [10:53] waku     Sad? [10:55] waku     I suppose there would be. [10:57] waku     There are 7.5 billion people in the world. [10:59] waku     They can't all be doing     cartwheels all the time. [11:01] karl     You're wrong! They all need     to be happy, all the time! [11:04] waku     Um, you think he's a cult     person or something? [11:08] kiri     Well, he's not exactly a person... [11:10] shu     Either way, he doesn't seem like     someone we should get involved with. [11:14] karl     Wait! Wait! [11:15] karl     I can't stand having someone sad out there! [11:17] karl     I want to make him happy! [11:19] shu     Even though you're an otter? [11:21] karl     I'm not an otter! I'm Karls! [11:23] karl     I'm a prince! [11:24] karl     So c'mon, just work for     me a little, would you? [11:27] shu     What's with that natural exploitation style? [11:30] karl     C'mon... Just for a little while! [11:32] karl     Please! C'mon! Please! [11:33] shu     Sorry. [11:34] shu     You can beg me like a louse of an absentee     husband all you want, but it's not happening. [11:36] karl     I'm begging you! [11:38] kiri     He's getting awfully friendly. [11:39] shu     Nope, not happening. [11:42] karl     Darn it... In that case... [11:51] dogo     That really hurt! [11:53] ban     Hey, are we at school? [11:54] dogo     What is this? So bad, so bad, so bad! [11:57] waku     Somebody's probably calling the cops now. [11:59] kiri     I'm cold out here! I'm gonna catch a cold! [12:02] karl     Gentlemen! I'll explain later— [12:05] shu     You can't throw people out     naked in early spring. [12:08] shu     I'm very cold right now. [12:09] karl     A little exercise would warm you u— [12:11] shu     Japanese otters were hunted for their     pelts and went extinct as a result. [12:17] shu     Perhaps you could warm me up. [12:19] karl     Warm you up? [12:21] shu     As a pelt. [12:23] mon     Blorf! [12:24] all     Blorf! Blorf! Blorf! [12:28] dogo     I can't tell what they're saying... [12:31] ban     It sounds like a chorus made up of the     world's worst elementary school bullies! [12:36] stu     Help! [12:43] kai     Taste the terror of the tone-deaf "blorf!" SIGN    Blorf [12:48] dogo     Is he behind it? [12:49] shu     You got it, Chiro. [12:51] waku     He's producing that "blorf" sound everywhere. [12:57] waku     Is that the sad person? [13:00] karl     Yes! [13:02] karl     He's currently beset by anger and suffering! [13:05] karl     It's the depths of sorrow! [13:06] karl     As a prince, I cannot allow my     subjects to experience such misery! [13:10] karl     As the first prince of Honyala     Land, Karls de Yutari Honyalala, [13:13] karl     I'm going to make him happy! [13:15] karl     My knights of happiness! [13:18] karl     Come on! [13:31] karl     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [14:11] shu     Magic Knight of the Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [14:25] kiri     Magic Knight of the Stars, Stella Kiss! [14:38] waku     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [14:51] ban     Magic Knight of the Snow, Neve Kiss! [15:04] dogo     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [15:09] dogo     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [15:12] dogo     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [15:14] dogo     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [15:17] dogo     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [15:19] dogo     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [15:22] dogo     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [15:25] dogo     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [15:30] karl     Knights contract complete! [15:33] kiri     Hey, this isn't right! [15:34] kiri     I didn't do that willingly! [15:36] waku     How did it work, exactly? [15:38] waku     Brainwashing? Hypnosis? A dream? [15:40] ban     We shouldn't underestimate that otter... [15:43] shu     His hand was surprisingly soft. [15:46] all     That's your comment?! [15:47] shu     Well, it really was soft. And smooth. [15:53] kiri     We're flying? [15:54] waku     It seems we really have become magic knights. [16:04] dogo     Hey, he's coming after us! [16:06] ban     No mercy. We'll have to     friggin' crush that guy! [16:09] kiri     We will? [16:11] ban     We can hardly stand back and leave the     students of Binan High School in danger. [16:16] karl     Yes, yes! Go, make them happy! [16:19] dogo     Hey, you... [16:19] kar     I'm not the one you should be looking at! [16:23] ban     Get the hell away from us! [16:29] dogo     Taishi! [16:31] karl     Oh. Those aren't for throwing... [16:36] waku     Wow, those things are powerful! [16:40] kiri     Wakura-senpai? [16:45] waku     Just kidding. [16:49] kiri     We did it! [16:54] kiri     What do you want? [16:56] kiri     Why are you doing this? [16:58] ban     Kirishima-senpai, we're under no     obligation to ask for his motivations. [17:02] mon     I'll tell you! [17:03] dogo     Hey, whoa, he just started talking! [17:07] mon     I was once happy. [17:10] mon     But one day, I became unhappy. [17:13] mon     Anger and fear. I didn't want to grow up. [17:13] kiri     Any idea what he's talking about? [17:14] mon     The older I got, the dirtier     and uglier I would become. [17:15] dogo     Not a clue. [17:15] ban     Clueless. [17:16] waku     You think he's just throwing     a tantrum or something? [17:17] mon     I didn't want to change.     I wanted to remain a child. [17:19] mon     No! I'm generously sharing     my fear with others! [17:23] kiri     Uh, I don't think anyone     wants a piece of that... [17:25] mon     Shut up! [17:28] shu     But, hey... [17:30] shu     Aren't fear and unhappiness     and such relative? [17:34] kiri     Kyotaro, what are you doing? [17:36] dogo     I had a feeling one of us wasn't in the shot... [17:39] ban     I thought the layout artists flubbed it. [17:41] waku     Just watching, huh? [17:43] shu     I was rooting for you. Inside. [17:46] kiri     Even after transforming,     Kyotaro's still Kyotaro... [17:50] karl     Wait! Let's hear what Fiore Kiss has to say! [17:53] dogo     Fiore? [17:57] shu     Well, if you're happy,     you'll think happiness is best, right? [18:00] mon     Shut up! Happiness is the     first step to depravity! [18:03] mon     Fear brings people together! [18:05] mon     It makes them take action out     of anger and dissatisfaction! [18:07] shu     Yeah, but I hate being brought together. [18:10] shu     Being alone is easier. [18:13] ban     He has a point, sort of... [18:15] dogo     He's being pretty blunt about it. [18:17] shu     So what's wrong with being happy? [18:19] shu     Even if it's depravity. [18:20] mon     What's this? My fear isn't working... [18:24] shu     Well, "blorf" isn't exactly terror-inspiring... [18:27] kiri     Kyotaro doesn't have any     hang-ups at all, does he? [18:30] mon     Hang-ups? [18:32] mon     You call this a hang-up? [18:34] karl     Now, my knights! [18:36] karl     Make him happy at once! [18:43] shu     Huh? Why are you looking at me? [18:45] kiri     Couldn't you help us out a little? [18:47] ban     You sound like a wife     nagging her lazy husband... [18:49] dogo     I mean, come on! You got the     cool red uniform and all! [18:53] shu     Being in red doesn't mean     anything in particular. [18:56] ban     In most stories, being red     means you're the leader. [19:00] ban     Red brings to mind sun, flame,     heat, blazing blood, etc. [19:04] ban     That's one theory for why     it's the leader color. [19:07] ban     Another theory suggests that red is the     first color that a child's eye perceives, [19:12] ban     and so they use red, since children     are more likely to recognize it. [19:17] kiri     That's our Taishi. [19:19] kiri     He's a font of old lady trivia. [19:20] ban     I'm not an old lady! [19:22] dogo     Anyway, red has to be the leader. [19:25] dogo     Now... Kyotaro-senpai,     beat that thing already! [19:29] shu     Well, I mean, I really don't     think red is my color... [19:34] kiri     I wonder why Kyotaro is our Red, anyway... [19:37] waku     Maybe because he was first     to make the oath kiss? [19:41] waku     But since Kyotaro is Red,     I think it's time he showed his stuff. [19:44] shu     I'm not Red. But I guess this     won't end until I do it. [19:48] karl     Now, combine your powers to make him happy! [19:52] karl     Are you happy? [19:53] karl     Yes! [19:54] karl     Are you happy? [19:55] karl     Yes! [19:55] karl     Are you happy? [19:56] karl     Yes! [19:57] karl     Are you happy? [19:58] karl     Yes! [19:58] karl     Are you happy? [19:59] karl     Yes! [20:00] karl     Let's happy hour! [20:03] all     Happy and Set! [20:16] shu     Return to happiness! [20:19] shu     Happy and Turn! [20:30] mon     Feels just like heaven! [20:38] shu     Happy End! [20:41] etsu     What was I... [20:44] shu     So your fear was about your voice changing? [20:47] shu     No need to worry about that. [20:50] shu     Soon enough, you'll become an     old man in every way there is. [20:53] shu     Not just your voice. [20:55] etsu     Old man? [21:06] shu     I was trying to encourage him... [21:08] kiri     You messed up. [21:10] waku     But maybe it's a good chance for     him to learn more about himself. [21:15] karl     Yeah! Because "happy" isn't     something you search for! [21:17] karl     It's something you feel! [21:19] karl     You did a great job for your     first time as magic knights. [21:22] karl     Let's work together from now on! [21:25] ban     From now on? [21:26] dogo     How long do we do this, exactly? [21:27] karl     Until either Furanui or I become king,     and your sentence... [21:32] karl     I mean, your contract is fulfilled     and your Happybraces disappear. [21:35] dogo     Happybraces? [21:36] ban     Furanui? [21:38] karl     Happybraces are those bracelets from before! [21:42] karl     Furanui is my little brother. [21:44] kura     Brother? [21:45] fra     Prince Karls. [21:49] fra     I shan't let you defeat me. [21:52] fra     I am the true heir to the     throne of Honyala Land, [21:54] fra     and better suited to rule over our subjects. [21:57] dogo     Oh wow, so cute! [21:59] ban     Though what he's saying is fairly outrageous. [22:09] fura     If you attempt to stand against me... [22:12] fura     I shall do all I can to eliminate you. [22:15] fura     With the Furanui Knights... the Edelstein! SIGN    HAPPY Recipe SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Next time: "Let's happy kiss our way to HAPPY Recipe" SIGN    Princes Karls and Furanui compete to become king of the magical realm, Honyala Land. SIGN    Happyocracy or reign of fear... Which will rule in the human world? SIGN     2 - HAPPY Recipe Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] fura     Prince Karls! [00:09] karl     Furanui? [00:10] karl     Hey, it's Furanui! [00:13] karl     Hey! Hey-ho! [00:15] shu     I'm not a watchtower, you know... [00:19] kiri     Huh? Ata-kun? [00:21] kiri     Hey, aren't you guys our student council? [00:23] waku     It does look like them. [00:25] shu     Wow, look at those weird outfits. [00:26] kiri     Kyotaro, don't say that. It's rude. [00:30] waku     And our outfits aren't exactly     the greatest, anyway. [00:32] dogo     Why are they standing all the way up there? [00:35] man     I'm interested in knowing     how they got up there. [00:39] ma     The riffraff don't even know what to make of us. [00:41] ma     Look at those slack-jawed expressions. [00:43] dogo     Hey, Masa! Masa! [00:45] dogo     You're gonna slip! [00:46] ma     I don't need your opinion! [00:49] yu     Today, we're merely testing your prowess. [00:51] yu     Don't think you've won yet. [00:55] dogo     Are we involved in some kind of competition? [00:56] man     Dunno. [00:57] kar     Hey, Furanui! When'd you get here? [01:00] fura     Prince Karls! This undignified     conduct of yours... [01:03] fura     It's confirmation that you lack     a king's manners and poise. [01:07] karl     What? What's that? I can't hear you! [01:10] karl     What's this about hammers and pigeons? [01:13] fura     I said nothing about pigeons! [01:17] shu     I don't think this has anything     to do with us, so can we go? [01:23] yu     I see you're as oblivious to     social conventions as ever. [01:26] yu     This just reaffirms that the world     must be ruled with an iron fist. [01:31] fura     Yes. [01:32] fura     Hear me. [01:33] fura     I, Furanui, second prince of Honyala Land, [01:37] fura     will conquer this place! [01:42] dogo     What's this? Conquer? [01:44] man     So he'll be our leader, eh? [01:46] dogo     That dog thing, you mean? [01:48] waku     Well, if that's what he wants,     he might as well go for it. [01:52] kiri     Are you sure? [01:53] waku     Well, we don't know that he'll succeed. [01:57] waku     But I am curious about what led you to try. [02:01] fura     A fine question. [02:03] fura     If you wish to hear why, I'll tell you. [02:07] shu     I'm so tired. SIGN    HAPPY Recipe [03:45] (Flashback) kamo     How many years has it been since I first took [03:49] (Flashback) kamo     the throne of the magical     kingdom, Honyala Land? [03:52] (Flashback) kamo     I've grown old, and it is time for     me to pass my throne to another. [03:58] (Flashback) kamo     And so, my wonderful sons... [04:02] (Flashback) kamo     Furanui and Karls... [04:05] (Flashback) kamo     You must go to the tributary of Honyala Land [04:07] (Flashback) kamo     and prove you have     what it takes to be a king. [04:11] (Flashback) kamo     Whomsoever I deem worthy     shall be given the throne. [04:17] (Flashback) fura     I understand. [04:19] (Flashback) fura     Those of noble blood have     a duty to lead the people. [04:22] (Flashback) fura     I swear I shall prove myself to you,     Your Majesty. [04:26] (Flashback) kamo     I'm counting on you, Furanui. [04:28] (Flashback) kamo     Karls, what about you? [04:31] (Flashback) karl     Oh, you know I'm up for it! [04:32] (Flashback) karl     It sounds neat! [04:34] (Flashback) karl     But what exactly does it take to be a king? [04:38] (Flashback) kamo     To discover that and make it a part of     yourself is one of the requirements. [04:43] (Flashback) kamo     While keeping my expectations realistic,     I hope you can do it. [04:46] (Flashback) kamo     Minister Wao, go with them, [04:50] (Flashback) kamo     and help them if need be. [04:54] (Flashback) wao     Leave it to me. [04:55] (Flashback) wao     I, Wao, shall carry out my duties faithfully. [04:59] (Flashback) karl     So, where is this tributary exactly? [05:03] (Flashback) kamo     The human realm... Earth,     I believe it's called. [05:15] (Flashback) fura     Is this it? [05:23] (Flashback) fura     I like it! [05:26] (Flashback) stu     Who's gonna win this time? SIGN    1704th The tradition!!                              Pretty Boy Contest [05:29] (Flashback) stu     Aren't you gonna enter? [05:30] (Flashback) stu     Me? [05:32] (Flashback) man     Anyone who's finished with the     assignment can go home early. [05:38] (Flashback) stu     I'm so tired. [05:38] (Flashback) stu     C'mon, not like it has to be perfect. [05:42] (Flashback) stu     Yeah, I'm done. [05:52] (Flashback) fura     Indolence! Affectation! Deceit! [05:54] (Flashback) fura     This world is inundated     with every vice imaginable! [05:58] (Flashback) fura     I must guide these fools to     a more respectable world! [06:03] (Flashback) fura     Rise, Furanui! [06:04] (Flashback) fura     Strive, Furanui! [06:10] (Flashback) fura     Is that man dead? [06:17] (Flashback) fura     He's utterly unguarded... [06:21] (Flashback) fura     I could slit his throat and     he wouldn't even notice... [06:30] (Flashback) fura     What is this... this atmosphere     of comforting indifference... [06:36] (Flashback) fura     These waves of sheer calm... [06:39] (Flashback) fura     This air of sheer innocuousness... [06:42] (Flashback) fura     I feel my motivation slipping away... [06:49] (Flashback) shi     Look at you, dead to the world! [06:53] (Flashback) fura     Oh no! [06:54] (Flashback) fura     Those of noble blood must not allow the lower     classes to see us in such an inattentive state... [06:59] (Flashback) fura     Neglecting the academics that are a student's     duty to wile the day away in hedonistic slumber... [07:04] (Flashback) fura     You should be ashamed, Shuzenji Kyotaro. [07:08] (Flashback) shu     Oh? Ata? What's going on? [07:11] (Flashback) ata     I could ask you the same question! [07:14] (Flashback) ata     Have you been sleeping here all     day instead of going to class? [07:18] (Flashback) shu     Yeah, guess I have. [07:20] (Flashback) shu     Ryo-chin's gonna yell at me again. [07:22] (Flashback) ata     You don't care unless you're yelled at? [07:26] (Flashback) shu     Yeah... I guess that's what it comes down to. [07:28] (Flashback) ata     I was a fool to try to talk to you. [07:31] (Flashback) kyo     Actually, I think you're pretty smart. [07:34] (Flashback) ata     I know that! You don't have to tell me! [07:36] (Flashback) shu     Oh... Okay. [07:37] (Flashback) ata     I can see that the words "diligence" and     "discipline" don't exist in your vocabulary. [07:42] (Flashback) shu     I guess they don't. [07:43] (Flashback) ata     Even sarcasm doesn't work? [07:45] (Flashback) shu     I mean, it's true. [07:47] (Flashback) shu     You and I are really different people, Ata. [07:49] (Flashback) ata     I've had enough! [07:51] (Flashback) ata     I was a fool to even approach you. [07:53] (Flashback) shu     Huh? I told you, you're not stupid... [07:56] ata     He'll never understand anything! [07:58] ata     It really gets under my skin! [08:01] ata     Every time, every time,     every time, every time... [08:03] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro! [08:05] ata     I will make you pay! [08:09] (Flashback) fura     I see... There may be one sensible     person in this world, after all. [08:16] (Flashback) fura     You there, human! [08:19] (Flashback) fura     I have chosen you to be the captain     of the venerable Furanui Knights. [08:23] (Flashback) ata     What's this? A talking chihuahua? [08:25] (Flashback) fura     Halt! Did you not hear my order? [08:31] (Flashback) ata     What is all this? [08:33] (Flashback) fura     Bow before me! [08:39] (Flashback) fura     Do not attempt to defy me again. [08:42] (Flashback) fura     It is your duty to serve and revere me. [08:45] (Flashback) ata     I have a question for you. [08:47] (Flashback) ata     What's the trick behind this? [08:49] (Flashback) fura     Trick? [08:51] (Flashback) fura     I merely need to will things to move. [08:54] (Flashback) fura     That is all. [08:55] (Flashback) ata     It's magic, then? [08:58] (Flashback) ata     Very well. [08:59] (Flashback) ata     I have no objection to serving you. [09:02] (Flashback) fura     A wise decision. [09:06] (Flashback) ata     But as a knight, I require compensation. [09:11] (Flashback) fura     What are you asking for? [09:12] (Flashback) ata     Your magical power! [09:16] (Flashback) fura     Not just wise, but honest, at that. [09:20] (Flashback) fura     What is your name? [09:22] (Flashback) fura     Ibusuki Ata. SIGN    Student Council Room [09:25] (Flashback) masa     What's this thing? It's so cute! [09:28] (Flashback) masa     Oh, I could just die! [09:31] (Flashback) masa     I know! Picture time! [09:33] (Flashback) masa     I gotta get this on the web! [09:34] (Flashback) fura     Insolent fool! I strike you down! [09:39] (Flashback) ma     What is that thing? It's creepy! [09:41] (Flashback) ma     Freak! Die! Get fat! [09:43] (Flashback) una     So, to sum it all up, [09:46] (Flashback) una     the student council will become     this fox-like creature's... [09:49] (Flashback) fura     I am Prince Furanui! [09:51] (Flashback) una     ...Prince Furanui's knights? [09:54] (Flashback) una     That means us? [09:55] (Flashback) ata     If you don't like it,     you don't need to participate. [09:57] (Flashback) masa     I don't like it at all! [09:59] (Flashback) masa     What will people say if they see you [10:01] (Flashback) masa     kowtowing to this little fox thing? [10:04] (Flashback) masa     Right, Unazuki-senpai? [10:06] (Flashback) una     Nah. If Ata's in, that's enough for me. [10:11] (Flashback) una     Maasa, you don't want to? [10:13] (Flashback) masa     But... for the student council of Binan     High School to serve this... shrimpy... [10:17] (Flashback) fura     Shrimpy?! [10:19] (Flashback) fura     Very well... [10:20] (Flashback) fura     I'll take on a form more to your liking, then. [10:30] (Flashback) fura     Does this appease you? [10:33] (Flashback) masa     No way... Wow... So cool... [10:36] (Flashback) fura     Then it's settled. [10:37] (Flashback) fura     I, with you, the Furanui Knights, [10:40] (Flashback) fura     shall institute systematic     rule over this world [10:43] (Flashback) fura     and discipline its foolish     and indolent inhabitants. [10:46] (Flashback) ata     Indolence is sin! [10:47] (Flashback) ata     So is ugliness! [10:49] (Flashback) ata     I don't really get it, [10:51] (Flashback) ata     but people do need to do what     the student council tells them. [10:55] (Flashback) fura     Then allow me to grant you my power! [11:02] (Flashback) ata     This is... [11:07] (Flashback) fura     Now rise, Furanui Knights Edelstein! [11:13] (Flashback) trio     Die Verwandlung! [11:16] (Flashback) ata     That which is unbreakable is truly strong! [11:19] (Flashback) ata     Ritter Diamant! [11:22] (Flashback) una     Affection and comfort... [11:24] (Flashback) una     Ritter Rosenquarz! [11:28] (Flashback) masa     Noble and virtuous! [11:29] (Flashback) masa     Ritter Amethyst! [11:33] (Flashback) trio     We are the Furanui Knights... [11:35] (Flashback) trio     Edelstein! [11:39] fura     That is my story. [11:40] fura     Do you see now? [11:43] fura     They're gone! [11:44] fura     Did those cowards run away? [11:46] masa     I guess they must have lost their nerve! [11:49] una     They're over there. [11:57] waku     A little harder, more to the right. [12:00] kiri     Like this? [12:02] waku     Too far to the right, I think. [12:04] kiri     I'm sorry! [12:06] man     Look that way! [12:09] man     That's my 108th straight victory. [12:10] dogo     You're a devil... [12:12] man     I'm not a devil, and it's not magic. [12:14] man     I just know the system     for winning, that's all. [12:16] dogo     Really? Really? Tell me! [12:18] man     No. Absolutely not. [12:19] dogo     Stingy! [12:20] karl     Come back here, you crafty butterfly man! [12:24] karl     You can't escape me, you fluttery devil! [12:27] una     I think they got sick of our story. [12:30] masa     What on earth? [12:31] masa     How could they get sick     of our fabulous story? [12:35] waku     Sorry! It just kept going and going, so... [12:38] dogo     Also, it had nothing to do with us. [12:41] man     Yeah. [12:42] masa     It does have something to do with you! [12:44] una     We're talking about ruling this place. [12:47] una     That means you'll have to do what we say. [12:51] kiri     But you're the student council.     Don't we already do what you say? [12:55] una     There'll be severe punishments, too! [12:57] dogo     When you say it like, "There'll be cake, too!" [13:01] dogo     it's hard to buy into it. [13:03] uka     That's a good point. [13:05] uka     Well, no big. [13:07] ata     Don't let him have that one! [13:08] all     Anyway... [13:14] ata     Hey! SIGN    Kirishima Ryoma Born July 18th Blood Type: A Cancer Hobbies: Taking care of others Likes: "Getanha" cakes, cleaning SIGN    Kiyara Bentaro [13:29] club     Kiyara, are you on a diet? [13:32] ki     Nah... [13:33] club     Well, why aren't you eating? [13:37] club     C-Cute! [13:41] club     Hey, Kiyara! Kiyara Bentaro! [13:43] club     Where are you going? [13:46] ki     I... I want to eat giant rice balls! [13:51] ki     I want to eat a lunch filled     with kara-age and ginger pork [13:54] ki     and Hamburg steak and tonkatsu... [13:56] ki     I love greasy lunches where     the only color is brown! [14:01] ki     Why does everyone else get     to eat the lunches I want? [14:10] fura     I hear your dissatisfaction and anger. [14:16] ki     Um, I was just thinking about it... [14:18] ki     I know Mom makes those lunches for my sake... [14:23] fura     Spread your fear! [14:24] fura     Furanui Knights! [14:27] fura     Druck! [14:28] fura     Mich! [14:29] fura     Hart! [14:32] fura     An! [14:47] club     I'm so hungry... [14:49] club     You gotta have rice! [14:51] club     Greasy stuff is the best! [14:53] club     Everyone knows lunches need to be filling! [14:56] kai     Cutesy Lunch Beam! [15:01] mon     Stylish! Cute! Low calorie! [15:05] mon     Have a taste of my dissatisfaction,     anger, and fear! [15:09] kar     Hey, hey. Why's he scared of     it being stylish and cute? [15:14] waku     Because men like greasy stuff     that's full of calories. [15:18] waku     It's natural he'd be afraid     of not getting to eat that. [15:22] man     At least 500 calories of meat per meal. [15:24] dogo     Yeah, yeah, yeah! And if it's meat,     it's gotta be steak! [15:28] man     No, it needs to be shabu-shabu. [15:30] dogo     What? That snooty stuff? [15:32] man     In its ability to accommodate     beef, pork, lamb, [15:35] man     or even fish, shabu-shabu is truly versatile. [15:40] shu     The monster guy there seems pretty bored. [15:43] waku     That's right. What were     we talking about again? [15:46] shu     Good question. [15:47] kiri     The student council guys were     saying something, right? [15:50] shu     What was it, again? [15:51] ata     It was about how indolence is sin! [15:56] shu     Was that it? [15:57] shu     Thank you, Ata. [15:59] shu     That's right. [16:01] ata     Not that! [16:02] ata     You're exactly the kind of     people we seek to purge! [16:05] ata     I'm going to do everything     in my power to crush you! [16:09] ata     Cutesy Lunch Monster! [16:11] mon     Cutesy Lunch Beam! [16:20] karl     Look out! [16:21] karl     Everyone, transform! Before you're     turned into cutesy lunches! [16:25] shu     Can't I just watch from the sidelines? [16:27] dogo     What are you saying, Kyotaro-senpai?     Do you want to be reduced to an extra? [16:30] shu     Yeah, preferably one that's     cut off by the frame... [16:32] shu     Cutesy Lunch Beam! [16:37] shu     Kyotaro! [16:39] shu     For a moment there,     I saw a river and a flowerbed... [16:43] kiri     This isn't good, Kyotaro! [16:45] kiri     Anyway, let's transform! [16:46] kiri     That will keep you from getting hurt! [16:48] kar     Exactly! [16:50] dogo     That's the most backward reason for     transforming I've ever heard... [16:53] man     But he does have a point. [16:55] man     Anyway, let's transform. [16:59] man     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [17:12] man     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [17:20] man     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [17:27] man     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [17:34] man     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [17:42] man     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [17:47] man     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [17:50] man     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [17:52] man     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [17:54] man     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [17:57] man     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [18:00] man     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [18:03] man     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [18:08] shu     This again? [18:10] karl     Don't say "this again"! [18:12] karl     Ease his dissatisfaction,     clear his anger, and make him happy! [18:17] dogo     Huh? But how? [18:19] mon     You people could never     understand the way I feel! [18:23] kiri     But I do! [18:24] kiri     Feeling full is awesome! [18:26] kiri     But that's no reason to     resent the other students! [18:29] mon     I don't resent them... [18:31] kiri     Then why are you doing this? [18:33] kiri     Your mother made those lunches     to make her son happy! [18:40] ata     Is he finished already? [18:42] ata     And to fall to Kirishima, of all people? [18:44] una     Shall I apply a self-destruct booster? [18:47] masa     What do you mean? [18:48] una     Hey, Cutesy Lunch Monster! [18:51] una     Your mother puts your cutesy     lunches up on social media every day! SIGN    Today's lunch! I think it turned out really well, as always [18:58] both     Ryoma-senpai! [19:01] masa     Why did he self-destruct? [19:02] una     He was downplaying his frustration [19:05] una     because he thought his mother was     making those lunches for him. [19:07] una     So I shattered that illusion. [19:10] masa     I see! [19:11] masa     She was really doing it to satisfy herself! [19:27] waku     With distrust of others added on top of     his existing dissatisfaction and anger, [19:31] waku     he's now truly invincible. [19:38] kai     Cutesy Lunch Bomb! [19:48] kiri     Kyotaro? [19:50] both     Senpai? [19:52] kiri     You threw yourself into danger     to save your best friend! [19:55] shu     No... [19:56] shu     It's just, hearing all this talk     of lunches was making me hungry. [20:01] shu     I want to go home already. [20:03] shu     Besides, if you don't like     your mother's lunches, [20:07] shu     why not cook for yourself? [20:10] mon     C-Cook for myself? [20:13] karl     Everyone, now! [20:14] karl     Are you happy? [20:15] karl     Yes! [20:16] karl     Are you happy? [20:17] karl     Yes! [20:17] karl     Are you happy? [20:18] karl     Yes! [20:19] karl     Are you happy? [20:20] karl     Yes! [20:21] karl     Are you happy? [20:22] karl     Yes! [20:22] karl     Let's happy hour! [20:25] karl     Return to happiness! [20:27] karl     Happy and Turn! [20:38] man     Oh, it's heaven. [20:40] man     So nice and warm. [20:47] shu     Happy End! [20:50] ki     That's right... Just cook for myself. [20:53] ki     That's a great idea! My very own lunch! [21:00] fura     Well, no matter. [21:01] fura     I was merely testing your prowess for today. [21:04] karl     Oh, you were? [21:07] fura     Await my return. [21:08] karl     Awesome! [21:10] dogo     There he goes. [21:12] man     Well, that was confusing. [21:13] kiri     Oh, Kyotaro. Didn't you say you were hungry? [21:17] kiri     Let's grab a bite somewhere! [21:19] shu     Too much effort. [21:20] shu     I want to sleep. [21:22] shu     Walking is such a bother. [21:23] kiri     Don't be like that! [21:25] karl     Happy Powder! [21:29] dogo     What's all this shiny stuff? [21:31] karl     Yup! It erases the memories of     people who saw stuff! [21:35] man     Destroying the evidence? [21:40] kiri     Kyotaro, don't fall asleep here. [21:44] shu     Just five more minutes. [21:45] kiri     Absolutely not! [21:46] kiri     Kyotaro! [21:48] dogo     Um, there's something I've been wondering. [21:51] dogo     Why do we take a hot bath every day? [21:53] man     Good question. [21:56] kiri     Kind of an old habit, I guess? [21:59] man     Old habit? [22:01] karl     Hot baths make me happy! [22:03] karl     I'm so glad I came to the human world. [22:06] waku     Are hot baths the only thing     our world has over yours? [22:10] karl     Happy, happy! [22:15] kiri     Kyotaro! [22:16] kiri     Kyotaro! I told you not to sleep here! [22:19] kiri     Kyotaro! Kyotaro! SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    HAPPY Ice Cream SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY Ice Cream"! SIGN    You know how there are things you see every day, but you don't actually know what they're called... SIGN    ...so you just say "the thing" or "the whatever-it-is"? Next episode is about that kind of stuff. SIGN     3 - HAPPY Ice Cream Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] karl     -- [00:00] mon     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] una     -- [00:05] shu     Oh, that's right... [00:07] shu     What was that thing called again? [00:09] shu     What thing? [00:10] shu     You know... that thing for     making oyakodon or katsudon. [00:15] shu     The pan-like thing. [00:17] wa     It's called an oyako pan, I believe. [00:19] man     Oyako pan. [00:21] man     A wide, shallow, flat-bottomed     pan with a handle. [00:24] man     Its form is the height of specialization, [00:27] man     configured for creating the     most professional of meals. [00:32] dogo     But, but, but... [00:33] dogo     An oyako pan to make oyakodon? [00:35] dogo     The name feels way too obvious. [00:38] man     Indeed, it may be a bit predictable. [00:41] shu     So... what was that other thing called? [00:43] kiri     What "that thing" do you mean this time? [00:45] shu     You know, the... white     thing, kind of square... [00:49] kiri     I know! Sugar cubes? [00:51] shu     No... [00:53] wa     Melamine sponges, maybe? [00:55] dogo     Oh, I know those! [00:56] dogo     I use them, too! [00:58] dogo     We sure are in sync, Nanao-senpai! [01:02] shu     Not that... You know, the thing. [01:05] shu     The thing you put vegetables     and meat in to keep them cool. [01:09] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai... [01:10] dogo     You're not talking about     a refrigerator, are you? [01:13] shu     Oh. Yeah, that's it. [01:16] man     Refrigerator... [01:18] man     An electrical appliance designed to preserve     food and beverages at low temperature. [01:22] dogo     H-Hang on a minute! [01:24] dogo     Taishi, do we really need that explanation? [01:26] man     I guess we don't. [01:27] kiri     Kyotaro... [01:28] kiri     Aren't you a little worried     you're forgetting refrigerators? [01:33] kyo     I feel refreshed. [01:37] man     Shuzenji-senpai! [01:38] dogo     Don't fall asleep in the bath! [01:41] dogo     Senpai! [01:43] karl     H-Help! SIGN    HAPPY Ice Cream SIGN    Year 3 Class C [03:28] una     Seems like we're enemies now, huh, Nanao? [03:31] waku     I guess that's what it shakes out to, yeah. [03:33] una     The magic knights who bring happiness, huh? [03:35] (Flashback) all     Happy Kiss! [03:39] waku     Right back at you. [03:40] (Flashback) all     Furanui Knights... [03:41] (Flashback) all     Edelstein! [03:45] una     Well, you seem to be having a lot of fun. [03:48] waku     I guess. [03:49] waku     You need to have fun when you're     looking after your juniors. [03:53] una     You say you're looking after them,      but I know you're probably messing with them. [03:57] waku     I guess you must have     your hands full, too, huh? [03:59] una     Well, my kids are working hard. [04:03] una     When the kids are working hard,     you've gotta have their backs. SIGN    Student Council Room SIGN    Instructions 1: An orderly lifestyle! 2: Incredible productivity! 3: Solidarity in following the ruler's commands! [04:16] fura     An orderly lifestyle. [04:18] fura     Incredible productivity. [04:20] fura     Solidarity in following the ruler's commands. [04:23] fura     These are Binan High School's new doctrines. [04:26] fura     In order to enforce them, first we need     to formulate stricter school rules. [04:30] ata     I'm sorry to say it, but the school     rules may not be sufficient. [04:34] una     Yeah. [04:35] una     Even if we make them stricter,     I doubt anyone will follow them. [04:39] ---     True, true. [04:40] fura     What did you say?! [04:43] masa     Aw, don't get mad. [04:46] masa     Here, Maasa cookies! [04:47] fura     M-Maasa cookies? [04:50] shiro     I make them really good. [04:52] fura     W-Well, if you insist... [04:57] fura     Delicious! [04:59] shira     You can have as many as you want. [05:03] fura     I detect the scent of unhappiness nearby. [05:11] all     See you tomorrow, Yoshida, Kogawa! [05:16] haku     Sorry... [05:18] yama     Oh, it's you. [05:20] yama     I think the name was... [05:24] yama     Yamazaki, Tanaka! See you later! [05:26] yama     Take care on the way home! [05:28] yama     Do your homework! Brush your teeth! [05:30] yama     What is this, elementary school? SIGN    Usui Hajime [05:37] sign     I see... [05:38] sign     No one in this school can say my name. [05:42] sign     I've always struggled to make an impression,     ever since I was a child. [05:45] sign     But I'm so invisible, [05:48] sign     everyone just calls me "you" and "hey there." [05:53] sign     Why won't anyone say my name? [05:56] sign     Why won't they remember it? [05:57] sign     Why won't they try to learn my name?! [06:00] man     Here. Strawberry and mango, is it? [06:02] man     Thank you! [06:04] sign     Don't forget to close the door! [06:05] haku     Hey there. Coming in. [06:07] man     Oh, the kid from Binan High. [06:09] man     I've been waiting. [06:10] man     I need to head out for a bit. [06:12] man     Could you hold down the fort? [06:14] haku     Right... [06:15] man     Well, time to get changed! SIGN    Usui Hajime [06:22] haku     Even at my job, no one     calls me by my name. [06:26] haku     Even though it's written right here! [06:28] haku     It's right freaking here! [06:32] una     Excuse me. Soft-serve please. [06:34] una     Right! Coming up... [06:37] una     Hey, aren't you the student council? [06:40] una     Which should I get? SIGN    Ultra Kiwi Spicy Mixed Soft-Serve SIGN    Ultra Trend Mix Southern Mango SIGN    Rush Fluffy Ultra Mix Green Tea SIGN    Super Double Sweet Strawberry Mix [06:44] ma     I want the one with strawberry stuff! [06:48] ma     Okay. [06:48] ma     The super double sweet strawberry mix, right? [06:53] una     Are you the type who always reads the     exact name of everything on the menu? [06:58] haku     Y-Yeah... Because, I mean,     those are their names. [07:03] una     Yeah, I hear you. Totally. [07:05] masa     G-Good point. [07:08] ata     The humans of this world avert their eyes     from the truth and substitute whatever suits them. [07:13] ata     Wouldn't you like to set them straight? [07:16] haku     I would, but... [07:19] fura     Then I'll give you that role. [07:24] fura     Druck! [07:25] fura     Mich! [07:26] fura     Hart! [07:28] fura     An! [07:40] man     Huh? He's gone. [07:42] man     Hey, you kids! [07:43] man     Have you seen our part-timer anywhere? [07:46] shi     He has been assigned the role     of demonstrating our king's power. [07:50] man     But I need him around! [07:53] mas     Well, what are we supposed to do about it? [07:56] man     If you kids took our part-timer somewhere, [07:59] man     I'll need one of you to fill in for him. [08:01] man     Fill in? [08:04] ma     Unazuki-senpai? [08:05] una     Well, it must be done. [08:07] man     You'll do it? Thank you! [08:10] man     Well, good luck! [08:11] man     Yahoo! [08:14] ata     Unazuki-san, are you sure about this? [08:16] una     Yeah. Sure am! [08:17] ma     What a shock! [08:21] una     What do you think? [08:22] ata     What do we think? Well... [08:24] ma     Senpai, it looks great on you! Really good! [08:28] dogo     Hey, the student council. [08:30] dogo     The Defense Club! [08:31] dogo     You guys are serving ice cream? [08:35] dogo     Hey, have you got a part-time job here? [08:37] una     Step right up! [08:48] una     Well, can I get you guys some soft-serve? [08:51] waku     Sounds good! [08:52] waku     Let's get some, everyone. [08:54] waku     Um... This. [08:57] waku     Taiju, I'll take one of those. [08:58] una     Got it! [09:02] shu     Then I'll have that one! [09:04] shu     Thanks! [09:05] shu     And I'll have this one! [09:06] shu     Righto! [09:06] dogo     Then I'll have this one! [09:08] dogo     And I'll have this one! [09:09] dogo     I'll have this strawberry one! [09:13] shu     This is delicious! [09:14] ---     I want this one. [09:15] ---     Alright. [09:17] una     Ata, go on, choose. [09:19] ata     No... Thank you. [09:21] wa     Don't be like that! Here you are! [09:24] ata     I-If you insist. [09:27] dogo     Senpai, Senpai! Ryoma-senpai! [09:30] dogo     How did we all end up eating ice     cream together like pals, exactly? [09:34] kiri     This soft-serve is great! [09:36] man     I'm curious to know why     Unazuki-senpai and Wakura-senpai [09:40] man     are so good at making soft-serve ice cream. [09:44] kiri     Oh, that's right. [09:45] kiri     You first years don't know about that yet. [09:47] kiri     The cultural festival soft-serve legend. [09:49] dogo     What's that? [09:51] kiri     I've only heard the rumors, myself... [09:53] kiri     Right, Kyotaro? [09:55] shu     So good... [09:58] man     What are you talking about? [10:01] kiri     From what I've been told, [10:02] kiri     when Unazuki-senpai and     Wakura-senpai were first years, [10:06] kiri     their names were drawn to run the     soft-serve stall at the cultural festival. SIGN    Soft-Serve Ice Cream [10:11] sign     With those two making soft-serve together,      the stall did big business! [10:16] an     I never knew they'd done something like that. [10:21] dogo     So many people! [10:26] shu     I've got this pounding in my head... [10:28] shu     Oh, I know that! [10:30] shu     The cold makes your head pound, right? [10:32] mon     Excuse me! [10:34] mon     Don't you know what that     phenomenon is called? SIGN    Wakura Nanao Born September 17th Blood Type: AB Virgo Hobbies: Tea Likes: Japanese sweets, teasing others [10:44] sign     Hey, did you hear me? [10:46] sign     What's the phenomenon called where eating     cold things makes your head pound? [10:50] dogo     I never even thought about it... [10:50] shu     Ah, it still hurts. [10:53] kai     It's known as... an ice cream headache! [10:56] kai     That's the official medical term, too! [11:00] waku     So what? [11:02] kiri     Oh, Wakura-senpai. [11:03] kiri     Don't you have to stay behind the counter? [11:06] waku     We sold so much we ran out of ingredients. [11:08] dogo     Just like the cultural festival      soft-serve legend! [11:11] shu     Oh, the pounding's gone away. [11:13] kiri     Glad to hear it, Kyotaro. Shall we, then? [11:16] kyo     Yeah. Let's hit the Kurotama Bath. [11:19] mon     Hey, wait! You guys! [11:21] mon     Why are you leaving? [11:23] shu     Why? [11:24] man     Because we're done here, that's why. [11:35] mon     Then... do you know the name of this? [11:41] shu     Oh, that thing they put in books. [11:43] mon     Don't call it "that thing"! Its     official name is "pagemarker"! [11:48] mon     Next up... this! [11:53] kiri     The thing you serve curry in? [11:54] mon     It's called a gravy boat! [11:56] mon     And these? [11:59] dogo     Hey, those green crinkly things! [12:01] mon     Wrong! They're called baran! [12:03] mon     How about this? [12:06] man     The tool you use for goldfish-scooping. [12:08] man     The official name is... [12:10] mon     Poi! [12:11] man     Correct. [12:12] mon     Yeah! I got it! [12:14] mon     Wait! I'm the one asking the questions here! [12:16] mon     Now, these! [12:19] kiri     The things you use to dig out crab meat! [12:21] mon     No, they're— [12:25] shu     So, what's the point? [12:27] dogo     I know! [12:29] dogo     Are you one of those things they use     to hold bread bags and stuff shut? [12:32] mon     Oh, here we go again!     It's the phrase I hear all the time! [12:35] mon     That's right! [12:36] mon     When anyone looks at me, [12:38] mon     they just say, "Oh, it's that thing     they use to hold bread bags shut." [12:42] mon     Why "that thing"? [12:42] mon     Is "that thing" enough for you? [12:43] kiri     We've got ourselves a real     pain in the butt here. [12:46] shu     Yeah... [12:47] shu     Let's have the student council     deal with whatever his problem is... [12:51] dogo     Hey, they're gone! [12:53] kiri     So... we have to deal with him ourselves? [12:55] dogo     Can we not? [12:57] man     It does seem troublesome... [12:58] waku     What'll we do, Kyotaro-kun? [13:03] shu     Good question... [13:05] mon     Well... I see you're still struggling     to figure out my name, eh? [13:10] all     No, no, no. [13:19] mon     It's "bag closure"! [13:22] shu     So? [13:23] mon     What?! [13:24] mon     Aren't you elated to hear my proper name? [13:27] mon     Doesn't it make you happy? [13:29] shu     Sorry, but no. [13:32] man     Yeah, not at all. [13:33] dogo     Nope, nope, nothing. [13:38] mon     How can it be... [13:41] mon     In that case, I, Bag Closure Monster, [13:44] mon     shall cure your depraved souls! [13:50] mon     Tyndall! [13:55] mon     The phenomenon in which     light warps when passing [13:57] mon     through tree leaves is known     as the Tyndall effect! [14:02] mon     Are you listening?! [14:04] mon     It's the Tyndall effect! [14:05] mon     Tyndall! [14:09] mon     Tyndall! Tyndall! Tyndall! [14:15] mon     I think he just likes saying "Tyndall"... [14:25] mon     The warped light... [14:31] karl     He's wallowing in the depths     of anger and suffering! [14:35] karl     We need to make him happy! [14:49] ---     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [15:27] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [15:40] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [15:53] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [16:07] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [16:19] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [16:25] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [16:27] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [16:29] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [16:32] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [16:34] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [16:37] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! SIGN    Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [16:45] ---     Knights contract complete! [16:48] kiri     He made us do the full routine again... [16:50] ban     It appears we have no choice in the matter. [16:54] kai     Then I'll give you this! [16:57] kai     Pablo Diego José Francisco de     Paula Juan Nepomuceno María [17:01] kai     de los Remedios Cipriano de la     Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! [17:09] dogo     What's that?! [17:11] man     It's the real name of the     painter Pablo Picasso! [17:13] wa     Yes, they say his name was so long,     he couldn't even say it himself! [17:18] kai     That's right! [17:20] kai     You didn't know it, did you? [17:21] kai     Boy, you're stupid! [17:24] dogo     Seriously, what's the point of all this? [17:26] mon     I really hate people who don't     know the proper names of things, [17:29] mon     and just muddle through without caring! [17:32] mon     My name is not "that thing"! [17:34] mon     It's bag closure! [17:36] mon     Why won't anyone call me by my name? [17:38] mon     I remember everyone else's name! [17:42] kiri     Oh, I know this. [17:43] kiri     Is it the "I remember everyone's birthday, [17:45] kiri     but no one remembers mine" resentment thing? [17:50] kai     You... [17:52] kai     You said "the thing" again! [17:54] kai     Hey! Hey! [17:55] man     Kirishima-senpai, please     don't make him angry. [17:57] kai     Are you listening? Hey! [17:59] kiri     Huh? Did I upset him? [18:01] kiri     I wonder why, Kyotaro... [18:04] kiri     Kyotaro's missing again! [18:07] mon     You're all really going to pay now! [18:10] mon     Super Magical Bag Closure Beam! [18:13] shu     But... are names really that important? [18:18] shu     This thing apparently has     some crazy long name, [18:21] shu     but nobody says it. [18:23] mon     Yeah, and what I hate is     people who just accept that! [18:27] shu     But [18:30] ---     everyone still thinks it's delicious, [18:31] shu     and they come back to order it again. [18:34] shu     Isn't it better for people to think you're great,      rather than to remember your name? [18:40] shu     With you, too... [18:42] shu     Everyone remembers the thing they     use to keep bread bags closed. [18:46] shu     I think that's much better than     everyone knowing your name, [18:50] shu     but no one knowing what you're good for. [18:56] karl     My knights of happiness... [18:58] karl     Lift his unhappiness and make him happy! [19:03] shu     That was delicious. [19:06] karl     Now, use your power to make him happy! [19:09] karl     Are you happy? [19:10] karl     Yes! [19:11] karl     Are you happy? [19:12] karl     Yes! [19:12] karl     Are you happy? [19:13] karl     Yes! [19:14] karl     Are you happy? [19:15] karl     Yes! [19:16] karl     Are you happy? [19:17] karl     Yes! [19:17] karl     Let's happy hour! [19:20] karl     Happy and Turn! [19:33] karl     Return to happiness! [19:36] karl     Happy and Turn! [19:47] mon     If I'm "that," if I'm "me"...     Maybe it's okay either way. [19:55] shu     Happy End! [19:57] karl     Happy Powder! [20:07] haku     Huh? What was I doing here... [20:10] kiri     Hey, you're that third year. [20:12] kiri     What was it again...? [20:14] haku     I'm Usui Hajime. [20:18] haku     But it's okay. You don't     have to remember my name. [20:21] haku     As long as you don't forget     that I was here at Binan High. [20:25] shu     No, I'll try to remember. [20:28] shu     Um, what was your name, again? [20:31] haku     No, seriously, it's fine... [20:34] haku     Excuse me! [20:36] haku     So long! [20:38] karl     Everyone's happy again today! [20:41] karl     Now, let's go home! [20:52] shu     I'm exhausted. Can't move. [20:55] man     I've just ended up saying "the thing" again. [20:58] man     Kirishima-senpai. [20:59] man     If you say "the thing" again, [21:01] man     that guy's going to show up     and tell you to say the proper name. [21:06] dogo     Taishi, you ended up not     remembering his name either! [21:09] karl     Everyone, look, look! [21:11] karl     I made a Karls Original happi coat! [21:14] karl     Wear this happi and say... [21:15] karl     Are you happy? [21:17] karl     Get it?! [21:20] waku     I'm overheating. [21:22] waku     I think I'll get out now. [21:23] waku     Same here. [21:26] karl     C'mon, it's a happi! Hey! Hey! [21:31] usu     Thank you for coming. [21:38] waku     Could I have one of those? [21:39] usu     Yes! [21:40] una     I'd like one of those, too. [21:43] usu     Right! Thanks for coming! [21:54] waku     Another rough day, huh? [21:56] una     Same to you. [21:58] una     How long is this gonna go on? [22:00] waku     Who can say? [22:03] una     You say that, but you seem     to be really enjoying it. [22:07] waku     Certainly not. [22:15] waku     Well, see you again, enemy. [22:17] una     Sure thing, enemy. SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    It's A Wonderful HAPPY SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "It's A Wonderful HAPPY"! SIGN    There's gold buried on Mt. Binan?! And for some reason, the Defense Club is digging it up... SIGN    Meanwhile, the student council just watches. What will they find in the end?! SIGN     4 - It's A Wonderful HAPPY Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] yone     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] sign     -- SIGN    It's A Wonderful HAPPY [01:40] ban     There is! There is, I tell you, there is! [01:42] dogo     There is not! I'm telling you, there's not! [01:45] dogo     There is! [01:45] dogo     There's not! [01:46] waku     Looks like another fun     little pointless argument. [01:46] dogo     There is! [01:47] dogo     There's not! [01:47] ---     There is! [01:48] dogo     Not, not, not, not, not! [01:50] dogo     Is, is, is, is, is! [01:50] kiri     That's close friends for you. [01:52] ban     I'm telling you... there is, absolutely! [01:56] dogo     I'm telling you, there's not, no question! [01:58] karl     Oh? This atmosphere is less than happy... [02:01] waku     It's just a difference of opinion, [02:03] waku     over an utterly trivial subject. [02:05] kiri     The short version is, they're arguing about     whether there's buried treasure or not. [02:09] karl     Why would you dig up gold? [02:10] karl     Just make some with magic! [02:12] kiri     Come on... [02:14] ban     Kirishima-senpai, are you     in the "treasure" camp? [02:17] dogo     You're in the "no treasure" camp, right? [02:18] kiri     I don't really... [02:19] ban     You're in the "treasure" camp, right? [02:20] dogo     The "no treasure" camp, right? [02:21] waku     I suspect he's more in the "doesn't care" camp. [02:24] kiri     That's it! That's just how I feel! [02:26] shu     But if there was buried treasure,     what would happen to it? [02:30] kiri     He's awake. [02:31] waku     Were you listening in your sleep? [02:33] shu     I heard it from deep in my stupor, I guess. [02:35] shu     It resonated somewhere     inside of me, I guess... [02:39] shu     But what would happen if     you found buried treasure? [02:42] kiri     Would it be treated as lost property? [02:44] waku     Wouldn't it belong to the state? [02:47] waku     Or to whoever owns the local land... [02:50] shu     Though, if we're dividing     into "cool" and "ugh" camps, [02:52] shu     I'm in the "it would be     cool if it existed" camp. [02:55] ban     Exactly! That's precisely my point! [02:58] ban     It's about whether it's cool or not! [03:00] ban     There's a non-zero percent     chance that it exists. [03:03] ban     That's where the sense of adventure comes in! [03:05] ban     And that's what makes it cool! [03:08] dogo     The likelihood is still     pretty much zero, though. [03:11] dogo     I think they're just digging     because it means big ratings! [03:14] man     And you've just dug your     own grave there, Ichiro. [03:17] man     The fact it gets ratings [03:19] man     is proof that a lot of people     have the same sense of adventure that I do! [03:22] dogo     That's unrelated to the point of whether the     buried treasure actually exists or not! [03:26] dogo     You're moving the goalposts! [03:28] dogo     The question is if it exists or not! [03:29] dogo     And it absolutely does not exist! [03:32] ban     No, it does exist! [03:33] ban     Does not! [03:34] shu     Aren't their arguments fun? [03:34] ban     Does too! [03:36] bei     It's not fun at all! [03:38] bei     A-As far as I'm concerned,     there's no buried treasure! [03:41] bei     And that's my only word on the matter! [03:45] shu     He ran out, covered in soap suds... [03:47] waku     I guess he didn't like the     talk about buried treasure. [03:51] dogo     Hey, isn't that the transfer student... SIGN    Yonekura Kingo [03:59] (Flashback) sign     Hello. [04:00] (Flashback) sign     My name is Yonekura Kingo. [04:02] sign     Yonekura Kingo! [04:04] (Flashback) sign     Not "Maizo Kingo"! [04:10] [SONG] sign     Buried Treasure (maizo kin), Go! [04:13] shu     Oh, it's started already. Buried Treasure Go. [04:16] ban     That's right. Today's a     two hour special, right? [04:19] shu     Was it? [04:22] ban     Yonekura... [04:23] yone     I came to the public bath to avoid that     aggravating thing on the TV, and yet... SIGN    Mysterious Staircase     Discovered [04:29] yone     I guess I can't escape the     curse of the buried treasure! [04:34] kiri     Buried treasure curse, huh?     That sounds pretty bad. [04:38] kiri     Did one of your ancestors     bury treasure somewhere? [04:40] yone     It's nothing so serious. [04:42] dogo     Then... do you get teased     about your name a lot? [04:45] dogo     Like, "Hey, Maizo Kin-go!" [04:49] yone     It's nothing so shallow, either. [04:53] yone     What I can't stand is... my father... [04:56] yone     He gave me this name because of     his sense of dreams and adventure. [05:00] kiri     What? [05:02] yone     My father... [05:04] yone     He's a freelance director who pursues UMA,     buried treasure, and other mysterious things. SIGN    Mt. Binan [05:09] sign     We even moved here in his     search for buried treasure. [05:12] (Flashback) dad     Kingo, I think we'll get to live     in the next city for a long time. [05:17] (Flashback) dad     I've got a good feeling about it. [05:19] (Flashback) dad     This time, we're hitting the jackpot! [05:21] (Flashback) yone     Dad! [05:28] yone     He's just single-mindedly chasing his dream. [05:31] shu     So he came here to dig up treasure? [05:33] yone     Yes. [05:34] yone     The dig shoots last six months at least, [05:37] yone     and a year or two at most. [05:39] yone     Because of that, I've had to     change schools eight times. [05:43] dogo     No way! [05:44] man     Your father can't just leave     you at home when he travels? [05:47] yone     It's just me and him, so... [05:49] yone     I hear that, long ago, my mother encouraged     his dreams and adventures, but... [05:53] yone     It seems that from the time he named     me Kingo, her heart began to break. [05:59] yone     The day I was born, my father     was off digging up treasure. [06:04] yone     He wasn't there the day I started crawling. [06:07] yone     Naturally, he was AWOL when     I took my first steps. [06:11] yone     Even the day I got pneumonia and almost died, [06:14] [SONG] dad     Buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [06:15] yone     he was digging for treasure in some hole     where he couldn't get a phone signal! [06:20] yone     As a result, my first words were... [06:23] (Flashback) kid     Buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [06:29] yone     That seems to have been her breaking point. [06:32] yone     That's when my mother left. [06:34] man     I'm sorry. I really     shouldn't have asked... [06:38] yone     It's okay. [06:40] yone     I'm just so glad you heard me out. [06:43] yone     I thought it would be too hard to understand, [06:44] yone     so I've never told anyone before. [06:47] dogo     I guess it would be hard to explain. [06:50] waku     But your story is completely understandable. [06:53] waku     I mean, it just makes sense. [06:55] kiri     It must be pretty rough     going for you, Yonekura-kun. [06:58] yone     Lately, it's gone beyond rough. [07:01] yone     It's more like something's     boiling up inside me... [07:06] yone     I'm very sorry for my outburst earlier! [07:13] karl     Happy! Happy! [07:17] stu     Hey, I hear the buried treasure     shoot has started up on Mt. Binan. [07:22] stu     What a laugh! There's no treasure up there. [07:24] stu     You think those TV people really     believe the crap they peddle? [07:27] stu     They know it's all bull, but they go along     with the dig because it's their job, right? [07:32] yone     That's not true! [07:34] yone     Some people dig because they     really believe it exists! [07:36] sut     Are you kidding? [07:37] sut     That's pretty cringe-worthy... [07:39] yone     That's true. [07:40] yone     It is indeed cringe-worthy. [07:42] ---     That's why I say with confidence:     Buried treasure does not exist! [07:48] ---     But the worst part of it all... [07:52] ---     ...is you people who talk about it and watch     it on TV, without any sense of responsibility! [07:58] stu     What's with you, Yonekura? [08:00] stu     Since when does watching TV     require a sense of responsibility? [08:03] stu     C'mon, let's go. [08:09] yone     Wh-What do you people want? [08:11] fura     Your resentment is genuine. [08:14] masa     Yeah, I agree! [08:16] una     I can tell. It's natural     that you'd be resentful. [08:19] ata     It's irresponsible to watch     TV just because it amuses you. [08:22] ata     Would you like to correct that? [08:26] yone     Y-Yes, I would. [08:32] yone     Die Verwandlung! [08:35] yone     That which is unbreakable is truly strong! [08:38] yone     Ritter Diamant! [08:41] yone     Affection and comfort! [08:43] yone     Ritter Rosenquarz! [08:47] yone     Noble and virtuous! [08:48] yone     Ritter Amethyst! [08:52] yone     We are the Furanui Knights... [08:54] yone     Edelstein! [08:57] yone     Druck! [08:58] yone     Mich! [08:59] yone     Hart! [09:01] yone     An! SIGN    Manza Taishi Born September 30th Blood Type: A Libra Hobbies: Reading Likes: Reciting trivia, blueberries SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [09:18] kiri     I hear the Mt. Binan buried     treasure shoot is starting today. [09:23] ban     He reacts to buried treasure, at least. [09:25] dogo     Even though it totally doesn't exist. [09:28] waku     That reminds me. [09:29] waku     We buried a time capsule on Mt. Binan when     we were in elementary school, didn't we? [09:33] kiri     Yeah, we did that in my year, too! [09:36] waku     I've completely forgotten what     I put in it now, of course... [09:42] ban     What's wrong, Ichiro? [09:43] dogo     N-Nothing... [09:45] dogo     I-It's obvious there's no     buried treasure up there... [09:48] dogo     B-But why don't we go to watch the shoot? [09:51] ban     I knew you'd be interested. [09:53] dogo     Shut up, Taishi. [09:55] shu     Let's go. I kind of want to see it. [09:58] kiri     Kyotaro? [09:59] kiri     Isn't this usually his afternoon nap-time? [10:03] waku     Let's all go and see, then. [10:05] karl     Sounds great! [10:07] karl     We'll have a better chance of making someone     happy there than by hanging around in here! [10:11] dogo     Um... Nanao-senpai, you're going too? [10:14] waku     Do you have a problem with that? [10:15] dogo     No, no! Not at all... [10:22] cam     We are rolling! [10:23] so     Sound okay. [10:25] ad     Three... two... [10:28] kin     Buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [10:31] kin     Buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [10:34] rep     So, it's begun. [10:36] rep     The director is taking the     pickax in his own hand [10:38] rep     in pursuit of the dream of buried treasure! [10:41] kiri     Kyotaro? [10:44] shu     Hey. [10:45] shu     Give it to me straight.      Is there really buried treasure here? [10:49] pro     Oh, well... you know I     can't say that there isn't. [10:52] pro     I have our ratings to worry about, after all! [10:56] shu     Does that mean...? [10:57] dogo     He's basically saying there isn't. [10:59] ban     No, a miracle could still happen! [11:02] ban     Miracles are miracles because     they do sometimes happen! [11:05] waku     But that Yonekura Kingo kid is the     one jerked around by the "miracle." [11:12] kiri     When you put it that way, it is pretty sad... [11:15] pro     Oh, I know! [11:16] pro     We're a little bit short-handed. [11:19] pro     Could I ask you to turn your youthful     passion towards digging up treasure? [11:24] dogo     No. I don't have any youthful passion. [11:27] dogo     I'm also in the "no treasure" camp. [11:30] shu     Let's try it. [11:30] dogo     Seriously, Kyotaro-senpai?! [11:32] shu     I mean, the digging itself     sounds like a pain in the neck, [11:35] shu     but if we do find something      I could sleep the rest of my life away. [11:39] kiri     Now that's a shock! To see Kyotaro     getting fired up over something... [11:42] ban     I'm starting to want to dig it up so I     can prove that buried treasure exists! [11:47] dogo     Are you serious? [11:49] dogo     This is going in a very bad direction... [11:51] dogo     If anyone finds it... [11:54] shu     What's wrong, Chiro? [11:55] dogo     Oh, nothing... [11:56] dogo     I'll dig, too! [12:06] shiro     I'm shocked to see them     performing physical labor. [12:10] ata     They have nothing better to do. [12:12] una     But it means my company doesn't have     to hire more people, so that's good. [12:16] fura     And I'm certain he will appear. [12:19] una     Yes. [12:26] kiri     It says "Unazuki Construction." [12:28] pro     That's our sponsor this go-round. [12:31] ban     Hey, Ichiro. [12:32] ban     What are you so worked up about? [12:34] dogo     What does it matter to you?! [12:36] waku     You didn't put something in the time     capsule you don't want anyone to see, did you? [12:41] dogo     C-Certainly not! [12:44] shu     I found a time capsule from     Tai-Tai and Chiro's class year. [12:46] kiri     Really? Sounds fun! Open it! [12:49] dogo     Hey, you can't do that! [12:51] dogo     We're supposed to open it with the     graduation committee when we turn twenty! [12:55] shu     No big deal. We'll just bury it again after. [12:57] kiri     Yeah, yeah! [12:58] ban     I don't really care, myself. [13:00] dogo     Hey, Taishi! [13:02] waku     If he wants it to stay closed so bad,      we absolutely have to open it. [13:06] kiri     There it is! Wakura-senpai's super-sadism! [13:09] shu     Then... [13:11] shu     "My dream for the future. Dogo Ichiro." [13:17] kiri     Let's see... [13:18] kiri     "In elementary school, I always     played the 'cheerful idiot'..." [13:23] ban     "I was planning to act more self-conscious     in middle school, but..." [13:28] ban     "Just recently, I met this amazing     person two grades above me..." [13:33] ban     "He told me, 'Never stop being as     straightforward and cheerful as you are.'" [13:38] ban     "I'll never forget the fervor     in his gaze in that moment." [13:43] ban     "That person's name was... [13:45] ban     Nanao-senpai." [13:47] ban     "Senpai, please keep your eyes on me forever." [13:52] ban     For real, Ichiro? [13:54] ban     Wakura-senpai, you did a cruel thing. [13:56] waku     I forgot. Sorry. [13:59] dogo     No... I'm glad you forgot. [14:03] ban     Yeah, I wouldn't want anyone     to see this, either. [14:04] ban     That's why I wanted to dig     it up and erase it forever! [14:08] ban     But now we've seen it. [14:11] shu     Hey. [14:12] shu     I found one from Wakura-senpai's     grade, too. [14:15] kiri     Hey, let's have a look! [14:18] kiri     Wakura-senpai, did you     write letters to everyone? [14:21] kiri     Very conscientious... [14:23] kiri     "Aizawa-kun, I hope your     bed-wetting habit clears up." [14:27] kiri     "As promised, I never told anyone about it." [14:31] kiri     You wrote it down for posterity?! [14:34] waku     I remember now! [14:35] waku     I wrote down everyone's darkest secrets. [14:38] waku     I figured by the time we're twenty,      the statute of limitations would be up. [14:41] kiri     He's been a super-sadist since he was a kid. [14:44] ban     What other kinds of things did he write? [14:46] kiri     Let's see... [14:48] kiri     "Ito-kun, remember how you wore     that yellow-stained gym uniform?" [14:52] kiri     "At least the smell of your     sweat was very invigorating..." [14:56] kiri     Hey, that won't make him feel any better! [14:58] dogo     But it really is cool the way     you say that stuff straight! [15:03] ban     Hey. What are you trying to     slip into the conversation? [15:06] dogo     No, it's not like that! [15:08] dogo     It's not like that at all! [15:11] dogo     It's not like that at all, not at all! [15:13] dogo     Wait, what am I saying? [15:17] kyo     This is getting kind of fun. [15:22] kin     I've found something! [15:25] kin     Look! It's a boot caked with blood and sweat! [15:28] kin     This is proof that someone dug up gold here! [15:31] kin     In other words, there's gold buried here! [15:35] kin     Okay, buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [15:38] kin     Buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [15:40] kin     Buried trea— [15:40] mon     That's enough! [15:46] rep     What's this? We didn't find buried treasure!      We found a monster instead! [15:50] mon     There is no buried treasure here! [15:52] pro     Did you plan this twist? [15:54] dad     N-No... [15:55] pro     Ah well, it seems amusing. [15:58] mon     Don't enjoy things in such a lukewarm way! [16:01] mon     It's the existence of people like you [16:03] mon     that keeps brainless and irrelevant     shows like this in existence! [16:06] mon     You make too much brainless TV,     watched by too many brainless people! [16:10] kiri     Isn't TV something you're supposed     to turn your brain off for? [16:13] mon     That's enough! [16:15] mon     No one understands my feelings! [16:18] mon     The feelings of a person     named "Buried Treasure, Go!" [16:22] shu     Is that you, Yonekura-kun? [16:24] dad     Kingo! Are you Kingo? [16:27] mon     That's right! And I'm not     going to take it anymore! [16:32] karl     He's currently suffering in     the depths of resentment! [16:36] karl     We need to make him happy! [16:39] karl     Again? [16:40] karl     As Prince of Honyala Land, I order you! [16:43] karl     Become Karl's Knights Happy     Kiss and save the people! [16:54] karl     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [17:05] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [17:16] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [17:25] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [17:33] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [17:42] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [17:47] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [17:49] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [17:52] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [17:54] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [17:57] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [17:59] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [18:03] karl     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [18:10] shu     Kingo-kun, I don't think you     really hate your father. [18:17] shu     It's seeing him give everything he has     on a dream that might never come true [18:21] shu     that bothers you, right? [18:23] shu     It's hard to watch     him working too hard, isn't it? [18:27] mon     Now that you mention it... [18:29] mon     Once, he used the money he     made on a treasure-digging job [18:33] mon     to buy me a toy. [18:37] mon     There was dirt on the bill... [18:40] kiri     I feel like I've seen this     story somewhere before... [18:43] mon     My father always worked, covered in mud,      without ever complaining... [18:48] mon     He's working so hard,     but it never leads to anything. [18:51] mon     I just watch him get more and more     covered in mud! That's what's so hard! [18:55] kin     Kingo... [18:58] karl     Then we'd better make him happy! [19:01] karl     You, too! [19:03] fura     I won't let it happen! [19:05] fura     Rage, monster! [19:13] mon     Buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [19:18] mon     Hit the motherload! [19:20] mon     Hit the motherload! [19:27] kiri     I think he's being manipulated! [19:29] shu     What should we do? [19:31] karl     Make him happy! [19:33] karl     Go on, my knights of happiness! [19:37] karl     This time, lift his unhappiness     and make him happy! [19:43] kiri     Hey, Kyotaro, hurry up. [19:45] shu     If it will end this sooner... [19:47] karl     Use your powers combined to make him happy! [19:51] karl     Are you happy? [19:52] karl     Yes! [19:52] karl     Are you happy? [19:54] karl     Yes! [19:54] karl     Are you happy? [19:55] karl     Yes! [19:56] karl     Are you happy? [19:57] karl     Yes! [19:57] karl     Are you happy? [19:58] karl     Yes! [19:59] karl     Let's happy hour! [20:02] karl     Happy and Set! [20:16] karl     Return to happiness! [20:18] karl     Happy and Turn! [20:30] mon     Feels like heaven! [20:37] mon     Happy End! [20:38] mon     Happy Powder! [20:43] dad     Kingo! [20:49] shu     He didn't find buried treasure,     but he did find a hot spring. [20:53] pro     Well done, Yonekura-kun! [20:55] pro     This will be a huge success for our show! [20:57] dad     I'm so lucky! [21:08] kiri     I hear the town's going to work together [21:10] kiri     to build a big bath facility     around that hot spring. [21:14] wak     And the Yonekura family is     getting the credit for it. [21:21] dad     Kingo. Today, you woke me up. [21:25] dad     Thanks to you, [21:26] dad     I'm going to live with my feet     planted firmly on the ground. [21:30] dad     Here, on the same ground where you stand. [21:32] kin     What about the buried treasure? [21:34] dad     Forget it. [21:35] dad     You've given me a new dream. [21:37] dad     Thank you, Kingo. [21:43] waku     That reminds me, Kyotaro-kun... [21:45] waku     What was it that you hid in your pocket? [21:47] shu     Oh. You saw that? [21:54] dogo     You guys were really close, huh? [21:56] dogo     I feel like we were. [21:58] ---     That's right. [21:59] ban     But why is your relationship so strained now? [22:03] ban     Is it? [22:05] kiri     Why not send a copy to Ata,     to remind him of the old days? [22:08] shu     Good idea. SIGN    This was in the time capsule SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    HAPPY and Beautiful SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY and Beautiful"! SIGN    Shirahone Masa holds his Maasa Sweets Festival. SIGN    What's he really after? And what's his connection to Ichiro? 5 - HAPPY and Beautiful Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] shi     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] masa     -- SIGN    HAPPY and Beautiful SIGN         Binan High School [01:42] kiri     Isn't that funny? [01:47] kiri     What's with the line? [01:49] shu     Dunno. [01:52] shu     Sleepy... [01:53] dogo     Senpai, senpai, senpai, senpai! [01:55] dogo     Good morning! [01:58] kiri     The morning screamer has arrived. [02:01] ban     Senpai. Good morning. [02:05] dogo     What's all this? [02:07] wa     Hey. [02:09] wa     Ryoma-kun, these are for you. [02:11] kiri     Cookies! [02:14] kiri     Thank y— [02:16] kiri     Y— [02:17] kiri     Y— [02:18] dogo     Nanao-senpai. You're teasing Ryoma-senpai again. [02:23] wak     You really want them? [02:25] kiri     I do! [02:26] wak     Here you go, then. [02:28] kiri     Hooray! [02:29] dogo     But why do you have cookies? [02:31] wak     They're handing them out up there,     so I picked up a pack. SIGN    Maasa Sweets Festival [02:44] ma     Here, a present for you! [02:46] ma     Thank you so much! [02:51] ma     For you, too. [02:52] ma     Handmade cookies using     Maasa's special recipe! [02:56] ma     Th-Thank you so much! [03:01] kiri     Maasa Sweets Festival? [03:04] kiri     You mean... these are... [03:05] man     They're most likely... [03:06] man     No, they're definitely cookies handmade     by Shirahone Maasa of the student council. [03:13] man     But why a sweets festival? [03:16] shu     Dunno. No interest in it. [03:20] shu     Hey, Kyotaro... [03:23] mas     "Maasa Sweets Festival"     is just a lot of kidding. [03:26] mas     It's really... [03:28] mas     Hey! SIGN    Maasa Sweets Festival For lunch, too! [03:37] mas     Don't worry, there's enough      here for everyone! [03:40] mas     Go ahead and eat your fill! [03:43] mas     You can have some, too. SIGN    Sujikawa Honeo [03:47] suji     Thank you very much. [03:49] mas     I made a special cupcake just for you, too. [03:52] mas     It's one of my special sweets,     packed with Echire butter imported from France. [03:58] mas     Now, I'll top it with fresh cream... [04:02] stu     Who is that guy? [04:03] stu     That's Sujikawa. [04:04] stu     The guy we call "chicken carcass." [04:06] stu     Oh, chicken carcass. [04:09] masa     Be quiet. [04:11] masa     It's not nice to say that stuff. [04:14] suji     He defended me! [04:16] suji     Well, see you later, Sujikawa-kun. [04:18] suji     R-Right... [04:20] suji     Okay, now! Don't worry,      there's plenty for all you guys, too! [04:27] una     Maasa... what's he thinking? [04:30] suji     It's probably all full of sugar and fat... [04:31] ata     Well, that explains it. [04:34] suji     Surely, if I eat this... [04:38] stu     Me too, me too, me too! [04:45] una     Are you okay? [04:47] suji     Y-Yes... [04:49] suji     I'm sorry. [04:53] una     They call him chicken carcass, but... [04:56] una     He looks like all the stock's     been boiled out of him already. [05:01] fura     Sniff, sniff, sniff... [05:03] fura     I smell the stench of unhappiness again. [05:06] fura     From that direction... [05:07] fura     No... from this direction, too? SIGN    Maasa Sweets Festival [05:15] shu     You know about genetic testing? [05:17] dogo     What about genetic testing? [05:18] kiri     Kyotaro, where did that come from? [05:21] shu     You think it's really accurate? [05:23] man     Yeah. Genetic research has been     making great strides of late. [05:29] kiri     What kinds of things can it tell us? [05:31] man     Diseases you're prone to, facial structure, [05:34] man     whether you're predisposed     to putting on weight or not... [05:37] man     They can read all that     from your genetic makeup. [05:41] dogo     Wow, wow, wow! I wanna try it! [05:44] man     You'd better not. [05:45] dogo     Why not? [05:47] waku     If a child or young person [05:49] waku     with a future still ahead of them is told     "you're genetically predisposed to stupidity," [05:53] waku     it might be demotivating. [05:56] waku     Right, Ichiro-kun? [05:57] dogo     That's true. [06:05] suji     It all came back up again. [06:08] suji     I guess my stomach is     sensitive to fresh cream. [06:11] man     Hey, want to go to Maasa-san's     sweets buffet later on? [06:15] man     Sure, sure! [06:16] man     I can afford to pack on a few more pounds! [06:18] suji     They're lucky to be so plump... [06:23] suji     I've never been able to put on weight,     even when I was little. [06:27] suji     Hoping to gain a few pounds,     I even tried protein shakes... [06:34] suji     but they disagreed with me and made me sick. [06:36] ---     My stomach... [06:39] suji     I tried stuffing myself     with various other foods, [06:43] suji     but it ended the same way. [06:45] suji     I just got sick and ended     up thinner than before. [06:49] suji     Around that time, people     started calling me... [06:54] suji     "Nothing but skin and bones left...     chicken carcass." SIGN    We use real chicken carcass! [06:59] sign     It must be my genes that keep     me from putting on weight. [07:03] sign     There's no other way around it. [07:06] kiri     So if you're genetically predisposed to being fat,      dieting can't help you? [07:10] man     Not necessarily... It's just what     your body will tend towards. [07:16] dogo     Why? Why? Why? [07:17] man     Near the end of the Ice Age, [07:19] man     it's said that most of the Northern     Hemisphere was covered in ice. [07:23] dogo     And? And? [07:25] man     There's a theory that this harsh environment     led to the evolution of a conservation gene [07:29] man     that let humans store more energy     from the food they consumed. [07:31] man     Those who inherited that gene are     more inclined towards obesity today. [07:38] kiri     So it's my genes' fault that I like sweets? [07:42] wak     You'd better be careful, Ryoma-kun. [07:44] kiri     Yeah, I'd seriously better! [07:46] dogo     For real, for real, for real! [07:47] dogo     Me, too! [07:48] wak     I wonder where the genes that make you     such a loudmouth come from, Ichiro. [07:54] dogo     Nanao-senpai! Are you interested in my genes? [07:58] waku     Not a bit. [07:59] karl     No worries here. [08:01] karl     There was no Ice Age in Honyala Land. [08:04] shu     I'm starting to think it's better     not to know about your genes. [08:14] mas     Gosh, today made me so tired. SIGN    Maasa's Fatten Up      Pigs Recipe [08:19] mas     The Maasa Sweets Festival was a big lie. [08:22] sign     It's actually the Maasa "Fatten Up,      You Pigs" Festival. [08:28] masa     They didn't contain Echire butter,      but weight-gain butter! [08:31] masa     Now, you pigs... [08:33] masa     Get fat, all of you! [08:38] masa     How long have you been there? [08:40] fura     A while? Well... it's hard to say. [08:46] una     Sounds like your sweets festival     was a roaring success. [08:50] masa     I-It was, thank you... [08:53] masa     I still have a few left,     so I'll go hand those out... [09:18] dogo     Hey, hey, hey! [09:19] dogo     Wait up! [09:22] dogo     You worked really hard on your diet, huh? [09:26] dogo     I honestly didn't recognize you. [09:28] dogo     Since you changed your name to "Maasa," too... [09:32] dogo     I heard you'd gone on a     foreign exchange trip, but... [09:43] dogo     I never thought we'd end     up at the same high school. [09:48] masa     Shut up! [09:50] masa     I don't know you. [09:57] kiri     So those two know each other, huh? [10:01] man     I hear they're cousins. [10:03] man     They went to the same school until     summer break of their sixth year, [10:05] man     when he went to study abroad. [10:09] kiri     But if Ichiro's his cousin     and he's avoiding him... [10:12] kiri     I wonder what happened? [10:13] waku     Maybe he has a secret      he doesn't want anyone to know. [10:17] waku     Secret? [10:20] shu     No interest here. [10:21] shu     Actually, I'm hungry. [10:23] kiri     Want to get something to eat, then? [10:25] dogo     Hey, senpais! Are we getting food? [10:28] dogo     Let's go, let's go! [10:34] masa     Stupid Ichiro... [10:41] (Flashback) masa     Shirahone, you're really something. [10:44] (Flashback) masa     Yeah, no kidding! [10:45] (Flashback) masa     I couldn't do what you do. SIGN    School Play Bunbuku Chagama [10:48] (Flashback) kid     Shirahone'd be perfect, because he's fat! [10:51] (Flashback) kid     And he's got that old-fashioned     name, Magozaemon! [10:53] (Flashback) kid     He's perfect for Bunbuku Chagama! SIGN    Playing Bunbuku Chagama: Shirahone Magozaemon [10:57] (Flashback) ichi     Wow, wow, wow! [10:59] (Flashback) ichi     You got the lead role! [11:04] masa     No, no! [11:05] masa     I'm not that person! [11:07] masa     After making my cutie-pie debut... [11:10] masa     It makes me so annoyed! [11:15] masa     I ate one! [11:16] masa     After I held off on carbs     for four whole years! [11:20] masa     You stupid things! [11:29] suji     I forced myself to eat,     but it all came right back up again... [11:35] suji     You're... [11:39] masa     So you were throwing up the cookies     I worked so hard on, were you? [11:44] suji     S-Sorry... [11:45] suji     I've always had a weak stomach,     and I can't put on weight because of it... [11:49] masa     If you can't put on weight...     then you might as well become a monster! [11:54] shi     Maasa's right. [11:55] una     Yeah. [11:57] masa     Ibusuki-senpai... [11:58] masa     Unazuki-senpai... [12:01] shi     I understand your suffering. [12:03] shi     The people of this world [12:05] shi     envy those who represent the opposite     of what they fear for themselves, [12:08] shi     so they criticize and attack them. [12:11] shi     Wouldn't you like to correct those people? [12:18] shi     We are the Furanui Knights... [12:20] shi     Edelstein! [12:23] shi     Druck! [12:24] shi     Mich! [12:25] shi     Hart! [12:27] shi     An! SIGN    Dogo Ichiro Born August 8th Blood Type: O Leo Hobbies: Card games Likes: Ichiro tarts, fun [12:56] shu     Delicious. [12:57] dogo     Yeah, yeah, yeah! [12:59] dogo     After a hot bath you just     gotta have ramen, huh? [13:02] kiri     It's "after a night of drinking, you     have to finish with ramen," right? [13:05] kiri     Of course, I don't drink,     so I wouldn't know... [13:09] kiri     I wonder why old men want     to eat ramen after drinking. [13:14] kiri     When one imbibes alcohol, sugars are needed     to break down the alcohol in the bloodstream. [13:20] kiri     Thus, blood sugar levels drop, which leads     to additional cravings for carbohydrates. [13:26] waku     Well, ramen soup is full of salt and fat,     and the noodles are basically a carb bomb... [13:32] dogo     I see! [13:34] dogo     So we're getting nutrition from     those chicken carcasses, huh? [13:42] shu     Did you hear something? [13:45] kiri     I think so... [13:48] mon     You people... [13:49] mon     No matter how much I eat,     the nutrition is snatched away... [13:53] mon     Can you understand how I feel, squawk?! [13:56] mon     Squawk, squawk, squawkity-squawk! [13:58] ichi     He's saying something. [14:00] kiri     Another pain in the butt... [14:04] shu     Eating makes me sleepy. [14:06] man     That's because consuming carbs     increases your blood sugar. [14:10] man     Then, to lower your blood sugar,     insulin is secreted, [14:14] man     which causes a decrease in the     glucose needed for brain functions, [14:18] man     which makes you sleepy. [14:24] gara     Hey, you guys! Get out here, squawk! [14:28] dogo     I think that chicken     carcass is calling us out. [14:31] dogo     What should we do? [14:32] dogo     Just ignore him. [14:34] dogo     Thought so. [14:34] mon     You people... [14:36] mon     If you won't acknowledge my suffering... [14:40] mon     I'll have to do this, squawk! [14:46] kiri     What is he doing? [14:47] man     Trying to stir up the wind     with his wings, I think... [14:51] man     Too bad he's a chicken carcass. [14:52] dogo     I feel a little bad for him. [14:55] dogo     What should we do? [14:56] dogo     Can't we just leave him be? [14:59] karl     He's in the depths of anger and suffering! [15:03] karl     We need to make him happy! [15:07] dogo     Great, now Karls is here... [15:10] dogo     I bet he's gonna make us do it again. [15:12] karl     That's right! [15:25] karl     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [16:01] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [16:15] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [16:28] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [16:41] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [16:54] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [16:59] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [17:02] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [17:04] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [17:07] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [17:09] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [17:12] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [17:16] karl     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [17:21] mon     Hey! [17:22] mon     Everything I eat just     gets boiled off as broth! [17:26] mon     Because of that, I can't put on any weight! [17:30] mon     I'm going to share that pain with you! [17:34] mon     Chicken Carcass Broth Beam! [17:46] dogo     Wow, this broth is delicious. [17:49] dogo     Let me try. [17:51] dogo     Yeah, what delicious broth! [17:53] mon     Stop mocking me! [17:56] mon     It's time to get serious! [17:58] mon     Chicken Carcass Paitan Splash! [18:02] shu     Soup made from chicken carcass     is very nutritious, isn't it? [18:06] mon     Yes, squawk! [18:08] mon     That's why people guzzle     down my broth, squawk! [18:11] mon     It's also very delicious, squawk! [18:13] shu     Why not be proud, then? [18:15] shu     That's a sign that you're healthy. [18:18] mon     W-Well... [18:20] shu     In this world, there are people who     stress because they can't gain weight, [18:23] shu     and people who stress     because they can't lose it. [18:27] shu     Well, everyone stresses over a lot of things. [18:31] mon     Th-They do? [18:32] shu     Well, as long as you're healthy and can     enjoy a nice nap, you're all right in my book. [18:40] karl     Now, everyone! [18:41] kiri     Come on, Kyotaro. Hurry up. [18:46] kyo     Let's get this over with. [18:49] kyo     Use your powers combined to make him happy! [18:52] kyo     Are you happy? [18:53] kyo     Yes! [18:54] kyo     Are you happy? [18:55] kyo     Yes! [18:56] kyo     Are you happy? [18:57] kyo     Yes! [18:57] kyo     Are you happy? [18:58] kyo     Yes! [18:59] kyo     Are you happy? [19:00] kyo     Yes! [19:01] kyo     Let's happy hour! [19:04] kyo     Happy and Set! [19:18] kyo     Return to happiness! [19:20] kyo     Happy and Turn! [19:30] mon     Squawk in the park... [19:38] mon     Happy End! [19:40] mon     Happy Powder! [19:46] suji     What? What was I doing just now? [19:50] man     That's the first year,     Sujikawa Honeo, isn't it? [19:52] dogo     Yeah, he's so skinny people     call him chicken carcass... [19:57] suji     Y-Yes. [19:58] suji     But I always ace my physicals. [20:01] suji     I'm the peak of health. [20:04] suji     And even though I'm thin, I'm quite strong. [20:12] suji     S-See? [20:14] dogo     Hey, don't push yourself, too! [20:17] suji     Excuse me. [20:21] karl     Looks like everyone's happy again today! [20:24] karl     Happy, happy! [20:28] una     Now, now. [20:29] una     There'll be other chances. [20:35] una     That's right, Maasa. We haven't     tried your Maasa cookies yet. [20:42] una     You won't give us any? [20:43] masa     Well... I'm sorry about that. [20:49] masa     The truth is... I was hiding something. [20:54] ata     We'll catch it next time, then. [20:56] ata     The Maasa "Fatten Up, You Pigs" Festival. [21:00] una     Next time, I hope you'll put     in even more weight-gain butter [21:03] una     to make everyone even fatter. [21:08] una     And you'll still be you, Maasa. [21:12] una     That's right. Let's go, Maasa. [21:21] shu     I'm exhausted. [21:23] shu     Just beat. [21:23] kiri     Isn't this the second time     we've been here today? [21:26] man     We really worked up a sweat     against that monster. [21:29] dogo     It's best to have a bath after a fight! [21:32] waku     But what was his secret in the end? [21:38] dogo     Whose secret? [21:39] waku     Shirahone Maasa. [21:40] waku     He's your cousin, isn't he? [21:42] dogo     Yeah, he is! [21:44] dogo     But I couldn't think of what     secret he could possibly have, [21:48] dogo     so I brought this... [21:49] waku     Your elementary school album? [21:53] dogo     Here! [21:56] kiri     He looks totally different! [21:57] kiri     Almost unrecognizable... [22:01] man     And his name... [22:03] man     Magozaemon? [22:11] masa     Bye-bye, Magozaemon! [22:18] masa     I'm Shirahone Maasa! SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    HAPPY Identity SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY Identity"! SIGN    All of a sudden, it's the rainy season! Good thing we don't have anything that can get moldy this year, huh? SIGN    Some actually theorize that the word for "rainy season" originally meant "moldy season." (-Manza) SIGN     6 - HAPPY Identity Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:12] shu     Ah, the rainy season... [00:15] shu     So exhausting. [00:19] karl     What's all this? [00:20] karl     Does "rainy season" mean it     really rains all the time? [00:22] karl     This is the coolest! [00:24] karl     Exhausting and heavy. [00:25] karl     If something has to weigh me down,     I wish it could be just the rain or Karls... [00:30] karl     What's the matter? [00:31] karl     Humans don't like the rainy season? [00:33] karl     Oh, is it because you can't dry     off quickly when you're wet? [00:36] karl     I can handle that, though! [00:43] shu     Actually, maybe I can't handle either option... [00:48] kar     Hey, hey! [00:49] kar     Is it really just gonna     keep raining like this? [00:52] kar     Is there a sign or something when it stops? [00:55] kar     I wanna see it! [00:57] shu     If you spend enough time outdoors,     you'll probably see it. [01:00] kar     Sounds great! I'll spend     all my time outdoors! [01:05] shu     Looks like I'll just have to     worry about the rain, then. [01:15] ata     What are you looking at? [01:17] ata     You forgot your umbrella, didn't you? [01:20] ata     You can't use mine. [01:21] shu     No, I was thinking... it's really flashy. [01:25] ata     What?! [01:27] ata     That vinyl umbrella would     be better suited to you. [01:30] ata     That vinyl umbrella, used as a stopgap     by those with poor planning skills! [01:35] shu     Well... I have an umbrella, actually. [01:38] ata     What? [01:39] kiri     Sorry, did I keep you waiting long? [01:43] kiri     Hey, Ata-kun! [01:45] kiri     What's the matter? [01:47] ata     You always do this! [01:49] ata     You make no preparations,     force others to help you, [01:52] ata     then take it for granted that they will! [01:54] kiri     What's going on? [01:56] ata     And Kirishima! You're just as bad! [01:58] ata     You constantly indulge him! [02:01] una     What's all this? [02:05] una     Well, goodbye. [02:10] shu     So sleepy. SIGN    HAPPY Identity [03:57] kiri     Hey, Kyotaro. Why don't you carry an umbrella? [04:02] shu     Can't be bothered. [04:11] shu     The rainy season has me     even sleepier than usual. [04:14] kiri     You're sleepy all year round, Kyotaro. [04:17] waku     Now that you mention it, I can't imagine     Kyotaro-kun carrying an umbrella. [04:21] dogo     That's true... [04:23] dogo     Nanao-senpai, I always imagine     you with a bamboo umbrella. [04:30] dogo     It would look perfect with you! [04:32] man     And you... [04:36] man     You carry that perpetually     busted-up vinyl one. [04:39] dogo     Shut up! You're no better! [04:43] dogo     You always carry that same purple vinyl one! [04:47] man     P-Purple merges the contrasting vitality     of red with the tranquility of blue. [04:53] man     Psychologically speaking,     it represents balance! [05:00] man     S-Speaking of umbrellas,     130 million of them are sold per year. [05:04] man     80 million of those are vinyl umbrellas. [05:07] man     In addition, over half of those     end up busted within the year... [05:09] shu     Oh, I hear people lose vinyl umbrellas a lot. [05:13] kiri     Kyotaro, you're the only person in Japan who     could treat a universal experience like hearsay. [05:16] man     Hey, are you listening? [05:17] dogo     They're stolen a lot, too! [05:19] waku     Because vinyl umbrellas     are so indistinguishable. [05:22] waku     It's hard to notice if     someone swaps them on you. [05:24] waku     The best way to prevent theft might     be to add a distinguishing mark of some kind. [05:30] dogo     Like writing your name really big... SIGN    Dogo Ichiro [05:33] man     Assuming that wouldn't embarrass you, anyway. [05:36] waku     Actually, I think asserting     yourself like that [05:39] waku     would be the best way to guard against theft. [05:41] waku     Who would steal something they'd     be embarrassed to carry around? [05:49] tori     Those people... They seem like     they're just shooting the breeze. [05:54] tori     Maybe I'll try talking to them... [05:58] tori     No, I can't. [05:59] tori     I'll just get swept along     in the conversation. [06:04] tori     I... [06:06] tori     I can't make real friends. [06:09] tori     The kinds of friends I really want are... [06:20] shu     You've got a hell of a backbone. [06:23] tori     So do you. SIGN    Friendship [06:32] tori     ...friends that you make like this! [06:35] tori     Friends you have heated debates with! [06:38] tori     That you sweat with! [06:40] tori     But I... [06:42] tori     Shucho Kaimu... SIGN    Shucho Kaimu [06:44] tori     As my name suggests,     I'm unable to assert myself... [06:47] tori     I'm just swept along with     whatever everyone else is doing. [06:51] tori     I don't have any real friends. [06:54] tori     Bye-bye! [06:55] tori     Bye-bye! [06:55] tori     Bye-bye! [06:56] tori     Bye-bye! [07:00] tori     Just "bye-bye" friends, who wave to     each other when it's time to go home. [07:05] tori     It's barely two seconds of communication! [07:08] tori     We've only just met     and we're already saying goodbye! [07:11] tori     Those aren't friends! [07:13] tori     Have I... Have I... [07:17] tori     Have I not made real friends yet? [07:20] tori     Have I not experienced     true high school life yet? [07:24] kiri     He's been there for a while, hasn't he? [07:26] kiri     Yes, he has. [07:28] kiri     Definitely. [07:29] kiri     A peeping Tom? [07:34] tori     Now's the moment! Now! [07:36] tori     I need to break out of     my shell, assert myself, [07:38] tori     and make proper, deep friendships! [07:43] tori     Now that I think about it,     a strong icebreaker is important, isn't it? [07:47] tori     Maybe I'll lead with a simple,     "The bath feels great, huh?" [07:51] tori     Or something like that? [07:53] tori     No, something so trivial won't do! [07:57] tori     I need to grab their attention     the moment I enter! [08:00] tori     But if I get too personal,     they might think I'm weird... [08:04] tori     Maybe I'll just slip into their ongoing     conversation, and earn goodwill that way? [08:08] kiri     Is he looking at us and muttering to himself? [08:11] waku     Ryoma-kun, go check him out. [08:14] kiri     Sure! [08:14] kiri     Wait, why me? [08:16] dogo     If he's peeping, we should confront him! [08:18] man     No, we can't do that, either. [08:22] shu     I'm overheating. [08:25] kiri     W-Wait, Kyotaro! [08:36] tori     What luck! [08:38] tori     Opportunity has fallen into my lap! [08:39] tori     Okay, now, just how you practiced it... [08:42] tori     Brown's the best color for umbrellas,      don't you think? [08:45] tori     You know... umber-ellas. [08:48] kiri     Is he trying to justify peeping? [08:49] kiri     Can puns do that? [08:51] kiri     Building off our talk of umbrellas? [08:53] kiri     Expanding our umbrella circle has     called a dangerous man into our midst. [08:56] shu     I don't know. Why? [08:59] kiri     Wow, he gave a prompt     after getting the punchline... [09:02] kiri     He's forcing him to make a riddle out of it? [09:04] kiri     Kyotaro-kun's got a real sadistic streak. [09:07] tori     Um, w-well, it's a joke on the color umber, [09:10] tori     like brown, and the word umbrella... [09:12] man     The more he explains it,     the more painful this gets. [09:15] dogo     Oh, hey! Was that the joke? [09:17] man     You actually needed the explanation?! [09:20] tori     Um... um... [09:23] tori     I... I like vinyl umbrellas, because they're     transparent, which lets you see your surroundings better. [09:28] tori     They're cheap, and they're stolen often... [09:30] shu     I don't know. Wh— [09:32] kiri     No reason! [09:33] kiri     I think we've been in     the bath too long today. [09:37] tori     Um, um... Vinyl umbrellas     are very easy to use... [09:41] tori     Right? R-Right? [09:43] man     Let's hurry! There are some     things you just shouldn't touch. [09:47] dog     Touch?! He's a groper, too? [09:51] waku     Ichiro-kun, I'll buy you a     basic guide to idioms later. [09:56] waku     Let's go. [09:57] dogo     Really? Really? [09:59] dogo     I'd be honored to get a present     from you, Nanao-senpai! [10:02] tori     Um, wait a mi— [10:08] tori     How could this have happened? [10:09] tori     I tried to initiate a real conversation,     yet I completely failed to assert myself... [10:14] tori     I wanted to have a deeper     conversation and be real friends! [10:29] shiro     Using a vinyl umbrella made     for the British royal family [10:33] shiro     makes even walking to     school in the rainy season [10:34] shiro     feel like a precious     morning, don't you think? [10:37] una     If you used a normal vinyl umbrella,     you'd look just like everyone else. [10:41] ata     Wielding a high-class umbrella     suggests self-awareness and responsibility. [10:47] ata     The student council must not     carry the umbrellas of commoners. [10:52] una     Ah. [10:53] hone     I... see. [10:57] tori     Vinyl umbrellas... [10:58] tori     I bet even an umbrella like this     could be an opening for a conversation. [11:07] tori     I didn't assert myself enough last     time about the vinyl umbrellas. [11:11] tori     If I assert my love for vinyl umbrellas more, [11:14] tori     I'm sure we'll become good friends! [11:16] dogo     Boy, I'm hungry! [11:19] dogo     Let's eat! [11:21] tori     Wow, don't vinyl umbrellas look delicious? [11:25] dogo     I'm done! [11:29] man     It's that guy from before! [11:31] dogo     That guy is bad news! [11:35] man     What on earth is his problem? [11:37] dogo     Did we do something to make him hate us? [11:42] shu     Just exhausted. [11:43] shu     The rainy season's possessed me. [11:45] shu     Ryo-chin, exorcise it. [11:48] kiri     Possessed you? It's not a demon... [11:53] tori     Would you like a vinyl umbrella? [11:56] shu     I don't know. Why? [12:01] kiri     Th-That's right! [12:02] kiri     We were gonna take the long way around,      to get some exercise in! [12:06] kiri     Scary! [12:07] kiri     Maybe he's not a creeper,     but a kind of demon? [12:16] tori     The view from under a vinyl umbrella... [12:19] tori     The rain makes everything blurry,     which is a bit melancholy, don't you think? [12:23] tori     But I like that about it! [12:25] tori     Would you like one? [12:34] kiri     What do you think? [12:35] dogo     He's definitely bad news! [12:38] man     And if you look into his eyes... [12:42] man     They're the eyes of a man     who's crossed a line. [12:45] kiri     No... It suggests... [12:47] kiri     he may not be human at all anymore. [12:50] waku     But he did seem quite obsessed     with vinyl umbrellas. [12:56] shu     You think he works for a     company that makes them? [12:59] shu     It is the rainy season... [13:00] shu     The rainy season, yeah. [13:02] shu     It's... the rainy season, yeah. [13:04] shu     Maybe it's viral marketing     for vinyl umbrellas? [13:07] shu     Maybe! [13:08] kiri     Very... passionate... viral marketing. [13:12] waku     We're definitely backing     away from the truth... [13:16] waku     But I like that about us. [13:25] tori     My chance! This time... [13:27] kiri     Sorry about that. [13:28] tori     Hey... [13:31] kiri     There he is! [13:33] kiri     Look, we already have a vinyl umbrella. [13:36] kiri     Come on, let's go, Kyotaro. [13:43] karl     Karu-ru-ru-ru! [13:44] karl     Rain, rain! Yeah, yeah! [13:48] tori     I'm just like these vinyl umbrellas. [13:52] tori     Neither of us have any self-assertion. [13:57] tori     That's why nobody cares about us. [14:00] (Flashback) tori     Bye-bye! [14:01] (Flashback) tori     Bye-bye! [14:02] (Flashback) tori     Bye-bye! [14:02] (Flashback) tori     Bye-bye! [14:06] tori     For two years... we've never said anything     but "hello" and "goodbye" to each other! [14:12] tori     Everyone's just fine without me! [14:15] tori     Vinyl umbrellas are all the same,     too, and that's why they get stolen! [14:18] tori     And when that happens,     people just say "fine, whatever!" [14:22] ata     That's right. [14:27] tori     Aren't you... [14:30] tori     the student council? SIGN    Ibusuki Ata Born June 12th Blood Type A Gemini Hobbies: Spending time at home Likes: Nagashi-somen, hard work [14:46] karl     Someone's unhappy. [14:47] shu     Here we go again. [14:49] karl     My knights of happiness! [14:51] karl     Come on! [15:02] karl     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [15:39] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [15:52] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [16:05] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [16:19] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [16:32] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [16:37] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [16:39] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [16:42] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [16:44] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [16:46] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [16:49] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [16:53] karl     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [16:57] karl     Knights contract complete! [17:00] shu     Oh, we transformed again. [17:04] karl     Right now, he's in the depths of     the suffering known as resentment! [17:08] karl     We need to make him happy! [17:12] bini     Viny viny viny! [17:19] ---     That's dangerous! [17:20] kiri     What's with all the droplets? [17:24] kiri     Wait, is that all he's got? [17:26] kiri     I think it's just normal water. [17:28] dogo     Oh, please. [17:29] dogo     This guy's nothing special. [17:31] dogo     Viny? [17:32] bini     How dare you mock me! [17:35] bini     Viny! [17:39] dogo     This attack's a lot more dangerous! [17:43] bini     Don't underestimate the potential of vinyl! [17:46] bini     You guys say vinyl umbrellas are mass-produced     with no distinguishing features! [17:50] bini     You should take better care of them! [17:56] waku     Do you think this monster might be the boy     who was obsessed with vinyl umbrellas? [18:03] shira     Maybe we should leave it to that     monster and head back for now? [18:07] una     Sounds good to me. [18:10] una     Ata? [18:11] una     What's the matter? [18:17] una     Maybe we'll watch a little longer. [18:20] vin     Viny viny! [18:21] vin     You just realized it now? [18:23] vin     That's right! That's what I am! [18:26] vin     I'm like an indistinguishable vinyl umbrella,     that you don't even notice when it's stolen! [18:30] vin     None of you would talk to me! [18:33] kiri     I think he's blaming this on us. [18:36] dogo     Taishi, you're the one who     said he'd crossed the line! [18:39] man     I-Ichiro, you're the one who left your     seat without taking a bite of your curry! [18:43] waku     Now, now. [18:44] waku     Why don't we settle this in the usual way,     by making him happy? [18:47] man     Fair enough. [18:48] dogo     I guess... [18:49] kiri     Oh? Where's Kyotaro gone? [18:55] kiri     There he is! [18:58] kiri     Oh, there he is. [19:00] kiri     Hey! [19:03] kiri     I think he's sleeping. [19:06] kiri     Ryoma-kun, could you fetch him? [19:08] kiri     For heaven's sake. This is pitiful... [19:12] dogo     Um... I think he's waiting for us... [19:16] dogo     You think he's a good guy? [19:17] dogo     Maybe he's just the kind of     person who's easily swept along? [19:20] kiri     Kyotaro. [19:22] kiri     Hey! Wake up! [19:26] shu     It's just so hard to care when it's raining. [19:28] shu     Ryo-chin. Could you please fill in for me? [19:31] krii     What do you think this is? Homework? [19:34] vini     Viny! Viny! Viny! [19:36] vini     How long are you gonna make me wait?! [19:38] man     He really was waiting? [19:40] man     I think he might really be a good guy! [19:43] man     Shut up! Shut up! [19:44] man     Stop mocking me all the time! [19:46] waku     That was a smooth piece     of baiting, right there. [19:49] vini     Don't mock vinyl umbrellas! [19:51] shu     Vinyl umbrellas are very     convenient and easy to use. [19:56] shu     They fulfill their job     as umbrellas very well. [19:59] vin     Viny? [20:00] shu     You can mark them so that     they won't be stolen [20:03] shu     and assert your personality that way, too. [20:05] vin     Viny! [20:07] vin     I tried to mark myself, too! [20:10] vin     But you still wouldn't talk to me! [20:12] dogo     Marked? [20:13] man     He probably means that string     of misguided approaches. [20:16] both     We never noticed! [20:18] viny     I just want to assert myself with others     without getting swept along. [20:27] viny     Why not join the debate club, then? [20:30] viny     Now! Use your powers     combined to make him happy! [20:34] viny     Are you happy? [20:35] viny     Yes! [20:35] viny     Are you happy? [20:36] viny     Yes! [20:37] viny     Are you happy? [20:38] viny     Yes! [20:38] viny     Are you happy? [20:39] viny     Yes! [20:40] viny     Are you happy? [20:41] viny     Yes! [20:42] viny     Let's happy hour! [20:45] viny     Happy and Set! [20:58] viny     Return to happiness! [21:00] viny     Happy and Turn! [21:12] viny     Right as rain. [21:13] viny     Because I'm an umbrella, you know? [21:19] viny     Happy End! [21:21] viny     Happy Powder! [21:29] tori     You've opened my eyes! [21:31] tori     I'll assert myself in the debate club! [21:38] ata     I guess he was just a     vinyl umbrella all along. [21:40] ata     He wasn't worthy to take the spotlight. [21:45] una     Ata? [21:46] una     Darn it... [21:52] dogo     My umbrella! [21:55] waku     I guess there's no need to worry     about it being stolen now. [21:58] waku     It suits you surprisingly well. [22:00] waku     Very self-assertive. [22:02] waku     Chiro, you might not need that. [22:08] waku     The rain let up. [22:09] waku     A rainbow, huh? [22:10] waku     A rainbow, yeah. [22:11] waku     Total rainbow. [22:12] waku     A rainbow? Where, where? [22:14] waku     Wow! [22:16] karl     Yahoo! [22:18] karl     It's the sign for when the rain stops! [22:19] karl     Karurururu! SIGN    HAPPY Flutter Kicks SIGN    Next Episode [23:54] sign     Next time: ''Let's happy kiss our     way to HAPPY Flutter Kicks." SIGN    Suddenly, it's summer! Another all-male swimming competition? SIGN    It's a school event, so there will be the traditional principal's long-winded speech. SIGN    Actually, this comment is so long-winded we had to shrink the font, so it's really hard to read, sorry about that. SIGN     7 - Let's happy kiss our way to HAPPY Flutter Kicks Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    HAPPY Flutter Kicks SIGN    Binan High School All Men Swimming Competition [01:40] man     The Binan High School All     Men Swimming Competition. [01:44] man     It's a traditional event with over 100 years      of history, held in our school pool. [01:50] shu     Such a pain in the neck... [01:55] dogo     I bought a new swimsuit, too! [01:57] waku     Oh? [01:57] waku     Don't first years need to wear     their school swimsuit? [02:00] dogo     Do we?! [02:03] man     You should have gotten a handout about it. [02:05] dogo     Aw, but why only the first years? [02:08] man     That's a 100-year tradition, too. [02:11] dogo     It's not fair! You guys have all the fun! [02:14] kiri     Kyotaro, have you bought a swimsuit yet? [02:16] shu     Not yet. I think I'll just use my     swimsuit from last year, actually. [02:20] kiri     What? You're gonna wear that     navy blue school swimsuit again? SIGN    Shuzenji Kyotaro [02:24] kiri     It's even got a name tag that says     "Class 1-B, Shuzenji Kyotaro" on it. [02:30] shu     I just don't care about swimsuits, though... [02:31] dogo     But, Senpai, if you have     the freedom to choose... [02:35] man     Actually, having the freedom to choose your     swimsuit comes with a lot of pressure, too. [02:40] man     It puts a person's taste on trial. [02:43] waku     Of course, the more unremarkable     a person is on the inside, [02:46] waku     the more desperate they are     to have a remarkable look. [02:49] dogo     Yeah! I really want that remarkable look! [02:52] man     That's what he was mocking... [02:54] waku     I think the swimsuit competition will     coincide with the Pretty Boy Contest, too. SIGN    Simultaneous event!     The Pretty Boy Contest will be held, too! [03:00] dogo     You're right! [03:02] man     I heard the rule this time is that whoever     stands out most at the swimming contest wins. [03:08] dogo     All the more reason I want a new swimsuit! [03:11] karl     Maybe I'll wear one instead! [03:13] dogo     Otters don't need clothes! [03:16] shu     I'm totally incapable of caring. [03:18] shu     I'm going to go home and sleep. [03:20] kiri     Hey, wait, Kyotaro! [03:22] kiri     What should I wear for my swimsuit? [03:24] kiri     Hey! Hey! SIGN    125th Binan High School All Men Swimming Competition Binan High School Outdoor Pool Starts 10:00 [03:27] una     It's finally come. [03:29] una     Yes. [03:30] shira     I ordered a special swimsuit for myself. [03:33] shira     It wouldn't be very "Maasa" to wear the same     navy blue thing as the other first years! [03:38] fura     I see. This will be a fine chance. [03:41] ata     In what way? [03:43] fura     It's time for us to show our prowess. [03:46] fura     We'll use the swimming competition to prove     that we are the leading men of this world. [03:51] shira     No need for that! [03:53] shira     Maasa is always the world's     leading cutiepie! SIGN    Simultaneous event!     The Pretty Boy Contest will be held, too! [03:57] fura     Pretty Boy Contest? [03:59] fura     This is it! [04:01] fura     We'll win, and prove that     the Furanui Knights are... [04:05] fura     ...superior! [04:10] fura     Damn them... [04:12] una     For heaven's sake. [04:14] una     Winning the Pretty Boy     Contest is so beneath us. [04:19] shira     For reals. [04:20] ata     Yes. Our goal at the swimming contest is— [04:24] kiri     Hey, Ata-kun. [04:29] kiri     Um... I... [04:32] kiri     As the student council, you should go first. [04:35] shira     Thank you! [04:36] una     C'mon, Ata. They're yielding the way. [04:38] shira     Let's go, Senpai. [04:40] ata     Right... [04:44] shu     What were we talking about again? [04:48] kiri     Swimsuits! I gotta figure out what to buy! [04:49] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro. [04:51] ata     I'll prepare a special surprise for     you at the swimming competition. [04:57] nat     This season's come again. [05:01] nat     I hate swimming class so much... [05:04] nat     because I can't swim! [05:07] nat     It's always been that way... [05:08] nat     I've always been mocked for     not knowing how to swim. [05:11] nat     In kindergarten... [05:12] nat     In elementary school... [05:14] nat     In middle school... [05:16] nat     Always resigned to the corner,     swimming with a kickboard. [05:20] sign     Even though my name means     "Fulfilling Summer"... SIGN    Natsukawa Jujitsu [05:25] sign     But summer... Pools...     The swimming contest... [05:29] sign     I wish they'd all go away! [05:35] tawara     For over a century since our founding, [05:39] tawara     the All Men Swimming Competition     has been a tradition at our school. [05:44] tawara     In that time, thousands... No, tens of thousands      of students have cast off their uniforms [05:47] kiri     I'm glad I went with the safe choice. [05:50] tawara     to bare their flesh and compete,     bare their flesh and make friends, [05:51] shu     Why is the principal's speech so long? [05:53] tawara     bare their flesh and exercise,     bare their flesh and argue... [05:55] kiri     Kyotaro, I think you're cheating. [05:58] shu     If I nap without a jacket, I'll get cold. [06:01] dogo     Taishi, let's give it our all! SIGN    Manza Taishi [06:05] man     This really is humiliating... [06:08] waku     There's quite a few of them this year, too. [06:11] waku     Everyone's trying to hard     to assert their uniqueness... [06:18] tawa     Now, everyone! [06:19] tawa     This year, as fellow disrobed     men dripping with charm, [06:23] tawa     let's all fight our hardest! [06:29] waku     He's a bit worked up too, I see. [06:31] tawara     And don't forget that the Binan High     School All Men Swimming Competition [06:36] tawara     includes the Pretty Boy Contest, too! [06:38] tawara     Now, let's get started! [06:44] shu     Time for a nap. [06:47] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro. [06:49] ata     Your time will soon come. [06:51] ata     Today, you'll be the laughingstock     of the spectators. [07:00] karl     Feeling good and happy! [07:04] fura     The fool! [07:05] tawa     First, on a floating platform, [07:07] tawa     we'll hold the inter-grade king-of-the-mountain     event, "Butt Out! Rear-End Wrestling". [07:13] dogo     Nanao-senpai! [07:14] dogo     Let's throw out "senpai" and "kouhai"     titles and have a fair fight! [07:18] waku     Well, aren't you earnest? [07:20] tawa     Get ready... Get set... [07:24] tawa     Wakura! [07:27] wa     Sorry about that, Ichiro-kun. [07:30] tawa     Next up, "The Wacky Horseback     Obstacle Course"! [07:34] man     For heaven's sake.     Why do I have to be the horse? [07:37] shira     You know Maasa can't be the horse! [07:39] shira     Good thing I beat you at rock-paper-scissors. [07:41] una     Maasa! Do your best! [07:45] masa     Of course. [07:47] tawa     Ready, go! [07:50] shira     What are you doing?     They're getting away from us! [07:55] man     Enough of this nonsense... [07:56] man     Let the man's spirit be reborn! [08:00] dogo     Nice one, Taishi! [08:02] all     Manza! Manza! Manza! [08:05] man     If you're going to compete,     it's always best to win, after all. [08:09] shira     I can't take it... [08:17] fura     The Defense Club is winning this thing! [08:22] tawara     "If You Fall, You Fail! Log Rodeo!" [08:26] una     Well, looks like I'm up. [08:29] shira     Senpai! Fight! [08:31] tawara     Ready, go! [08:38] kiri     Unazuki-senpai is amazing! [08:44] una     That was easy. [08:48] fura     So they have it in them after all. [08:51] waku     It's fun to watch them all so excited. [08:55] tawa     Okay, everyone! [08:56] tawa     It's break time! [08:59] tawa     The swim club and the wrestling club     will hold a joint water acrobatics show! SIGN    I call it, "A Brawn Flower Blooms in Binan"! SIGN    Take it away! [09:17] ata     Where did Shuzenji Kyotaro go? [09:20] ata     I was going to put him in the loincloth relay     and give him the embarrassment of a lifetime. [09:27] kiri     There you are! [09:30] kiri     Ata-kun, we were supposed to be in     the chicken fight together, right? [09:33] ata     Yes. What about it? [09:35] kiri     Suzuki-kun got sick      and can't participate. [09:39] ata     What? [09:40] kiri     But don't worry. [09:41] kiri     I found a stand-in. [09:43] ata     Oh? Who did you ask? [09:45] kiri     Well, it's... [09:50] kiri     Feels like old times, huh? [09:54] dogo     What's with that combination? [09:56] man     One of their teammates dropped out, I hear. [10:00] dogo     I'm surprised Kyotaro-senpai     agreed to it, though... [10:03] man     I'm sure Kirishima-senpai said, [10:05] man     "You just have to ride on top.      I'm begging you!" [10:09] man     ...and forced him into it, basically. [10:13] waku     Things are getting interesting here, too! [10:16] stu     Look at that little otter! [10:18] stu     Super cute! [10:20] karl     Blissful and happy! [10:23] tawara     Now, let's begin the inter-grade     All Men Chicken Fight! [10:27] tawara     Start! [10:36] kiri     They're coming right for us! [10:39] shu     So sleepy... [10:40] ata     Don't sleep! Take this seriously! [10:44] man     Senpai dodged in his sleep! [10:47] man     They're coming back! [10:48] man     Come on! Wake up! [10:59] kiri     We did it! [11:03] dogo     Incredible! Kyotaro-senpai won! [11:06] man     That's an unexpected result. [11:08] waku     It really is. [11:11] all     Shuzenji! Shuzenji! Shuzenji! Shuzenji! [11:13] stu     Shuzenji-kun could win this     month's Pretty Boy Contest! [11:17] stu     Yeah! [11:18] kiri     You did it, Kyotaro! [11:21] shu     What a nice nap. [11:30] fura     Sniff, sniff. [11:31] fura     I smell unhappiness at     the best possible time. [11:38] natsu     With the chicken fight over,      it's almost my turn. [11:42] natsu     Maybe I can still call it off... [11:45] fura     Why not ruin everything     for everyone, instead? [11:50] natsu     Aren't you the student council? [11:53] una     We understand your suffering. [11:55] una     A competition where only     those who swim can shine... [11:58] una     It's truly hell for those who can't. [12:01] ata     It's time for you to show them [12:04] ata     the suffering you feel, shuffled off to     a corner of the pool with your kickboard. [12:11] shira     And then you can put an end     to the swimming competition! [12:22] shira     Die Verwandlung! [12:25] shira     That which is unbreakable is truly strong! [12:28] shira     Ritter Diamant! [12:31] shira     Affection and comfort... [12:33] shira     Ritter Rosenquarz! [12:36] shira     Noble and virtuous! [12:38] shira     Ritter Amethyst! [12:42] shira     We are the Furanui Knights... [12:44] shira     Edelstein! [12:47] shira     Druck! [12:48] shira     Mich! [12:48] shira     Hart! [12:51] shira     An! SIGN    Unazuki Taiju Born December 22nd Blood Type: O, Capricorn Hobbies: Sampling ramen Likes: Koshihikari rice, observing [13:06] tawa     Time for our next event:     Kickboard Relay, Go! [13:10] stu     Huh? Where's Natsukawa? [13:12] stu     He's entered in this event.     Where could he have gone? [13:18] mon     I'm right here! [13:21] stu     What's that? [13:22] stu     A kickboard? [13:24] mon     Kickboard Monster has appeared! [13:28] karl     Blissful and happy! [13:31] karl     What's that? [13:33] mon     You people! [13:35] mon     The swimming competition is a normie event! [13:37] mon     It's only for people who can swim [13:41] mon     and narcissists who like     to show off their bodies! [13:44] kiri     Hey, Kyotaro! Wake up! [13:45] mon     I, Kickboard Monster, will crush     this swimming competition! [13:46] kiri     Something weird is happening! [13:50] shu     Can I go home now?1 [13:52] karl     You may not! [13:54] karl     He's in the depths of anger and suffering! [13:58] karl     We need to make him happy! [14:01] waku     Another round of the usual, then? [14:06] karl     As prince of Honyala Land, I order you! [14:09] karl     Become Karl's Knights Happy Kiss     and save the people! [14:24] karl     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [15:01] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [15:14] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [15:28] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [15:41] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [15:53] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [15:58] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [16:01] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [16:03] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [16:06] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [16:08] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [16:11] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [16:15] karl     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [16:19] karl     Knights contract complete! [16:23] mon     Who are you people? [16:24] mon     With those outfits, you must     be more summer-loving normies! [16:28] mon     I, Kickboard Monster, shall destroy you! [16:29] kiri     That's one backwards kickboard. [16:32] dogo     Backwards kickboard? [16:33] dogo     So you wouldn't move forward     no matter how hard you kick! [16:37] man     That's not how he meant it... [16:39] float     What are you people jabbering about? [16:43] float     Listen! Kickboards are the symbol     of people who can't swim! [16:47] float     People leave me one by one     as they learn how to swim, [16:50] float     and enjoy summer swimming all on their own! [16:54] float     But I'm going to show you. [16:57] float     There are poor people out there who have     to swim with a kickboard all their lives! [17:03] mon     Kickboards! [17:05] kiri     He's throwing kickboards! [17:11] mon     How dare you dodge them! [17:13] mon     Then it's time for... [17:14] mon     Kickboard Kick! [17:20] dogo     Kickboard kicks... That takes me back! [17:23] dogo     We used to do that back in the swimming club! [17:25] dogo     In the kids' program! [17:27] mon     Kids' program?! [17:29] mon     Are you telling me I'll     be a kid all my life?! [17:32] dogo     That wasn't what I meant... [17:34] mon     Now, Kickboard Flutter Kick! [17:38] waku     I reached 18th rank in the 15     meter kickboard flutter kick. [17:44] mon     18th rank?! [17:45] waku     Well, I cleared it easily when I was three. [17:49] kiri     How far did you go? [17:51] waku     I quit at 1st rank. [17:52] waku     I was probably around 2nd grade by then. [17:57] man     He looks really mad about something... [18:00] mon     How dare you mock kickboards! [18:04] mon     It's time for... [18:05] mon     Kickboard Screw! [18:11] dogo     This is really bad! [18:13] kiri     What should we do, Kyotaro? [18:15] kiri     He's gone! [18:17] waku     He's over there. [18:28] shira     That's my oyster shell float! [18:33] mon     You, there! How dare you relax in here? [18:36] shu     But it's silly, isn't it? [18:38] ---     What?! [18:39] shu     Everyone has their own strengths     and weaknesses, right? [18:45] shu     Some people are bad at the high bar. [18:47] shu     Some are bad at jump-rope. [18:49] shu     Some are bad at running. [18:51] shu     Some are bad at academics,     at cooking, at athletics... [18:55] mon     T-True... [18:57] shu     So you just got the short end     of the stick on swimming, right? [19:01] mon     That's true, but... [19:04] mon     Because of that, summers are...     Summers are really hard on me... [19:08] shu     There are lots of ways to enjoy     summer, even if you can't swim. [19:12] shu     My favorite summer thing [19:14] shu     is lazing around in front of a fan     after getting out of a hot bath. [19:21] karl     Now, everyone! Go! [19:23] shu     Come on, Kyotaro! [19:25] shu     Get over here already! [19:28] shu     This scallop shell seemed really     nice for napping, though... [19:32] shira     It's not a scallop shell!     It's an oyster shell! [19:35] shira     Now! Use your powers     combined to make him happy! [19:38] shira     Are you happy? [19:39] shira     Yes! [19:40] shira     Are you happy? [19:41] shira     Yes! [19:41] shira     Are you happy? [19:43] shira     Yes! [19:43] shira     Are you happy? [19:44] shira     Yes! [19:45] shira     Are you happy? [19:46] shira     Yes! [19:46] shira     Let's happy hour! [19:50] shira     Happy and Set! [20:03] shira     Return to happiness! [20:05] shira     Happy and Turn! [20:17] mon     I'm floating without a kickboard right now... [20:24] shu     Happy End! [20:26] shu     Happy Powder! [20:36] natsu     What? What was I... [20:40] stu     Wow! Was that Natsukawa? [20:42] stu     I've never gotten to watch     a hero show this close up! [20:45] stu     That was really cool, Natsukawa! [20:45] stu     Natsukawa! Natsukawa! Natsukawa! Natsukawa! [20:54] natsu     They're calling my name... [20:58] natsu     The kickboard became a hero! SIGN    Kurotama Bath [21:06] shu     I'm exhausted. [21:08] kiri     But I'm happy for that     Natsukawa kid, at least. [21:12] dogo     Yeah, he won the Pretty Boy Contest! [21:15] man     But unfortunately, he won't remember it. [21:18] karl     Oh, about that. [21:21] karl     For the sake of his happiness, [21:22] karl     I allowed him to retain just his     memory of winning the contest. [21:26] waku     I guess he'll be having the "fulfilling     summer" in his name for the first time ever. [21:33] dogo     What about us, then? [21:35] dogo     It's almost summer break! [21:37] kiri     Summer break, huh? [21:40] kiri     Hey, Kyotaro. What should we do? [21:42] shu     Nothing. [21:43] shu     I'm tired. I just want to sleep. [21:46] karl     More blissful and happy! [21:52] ata     After I worked so hard     to arrange my surprise... [21:56] shira     Ibusuki-senpai, what are you doing? [21:59] shira     Huh? Are those loincloths? [22:03] ibu     No, they're... [22:05] una     Too bad. [22:07] una     You wanted to spring a surprise     loincloth relay on them, right? [22:13] fura     But we haven't lost to them at all. [22:17] fura     Next time, we shall prove that we     are the leading men of this world! [22:23] fura     -- SIGN    HAPPY Endless Summer SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY Endless Summer!" SIGN    What to do with 40 days of summer vacation? There's the beach, camping, fireworks...! SIGN    It all goes away when you grow up, so enjoy it while you can! (argh) 8 - HAPPY Endless Summer Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] shu     Such a lazy day. [00:13] kiri     Shouldn't we be doing more than this? [00:16] kiri     It's summer vacation, but we're hanging     out at the Kurotama Bath like usual... [00:20] shu     What's the problem? [00:24] karl     Hey! What are you guys doing,      lazing around here? [00:28] karl     A brilliant Earth institution known     as summer vacation is transpiring! [00:31] karl     We need to enjoy it, happy-style! [00:33] shu     Here comes Mr. Enthusiasm. [00:35] waku     It's hot enough in here already. [00:37] kiri     Huh? He seems different than usual... [00:41] karu     Dye your hair, pierce your ears,     ride off on a stolen bike! [00:47] karu     I hear that's what Japanese     summer vacation is all about! [00:49] kiri     No, I think you've been misinformed. [00:52] karu     What did you say?! [00:55] dogo     You're like a nerd trying to change     his image over summer break. [00:57] ban     Summer break image changes [00:59] ban     are a phenomenon related to increased     serotonin production in the brain, [01:01] ban     which is caused by the     longer periods of sunlight. [01:06] ban     Serotonin regulates the balance     between dopamine and adrenaline, [01:12] ban     so it fills one with an increased desire      to stand out and attract the opposite sex. [01:19] karl     Just what does a proper Japanese     summer vacation consist of, then?! [01:24] shu     Good question. [01:26] shu     I'd say... [01:29] dogo     We are aliens! [01:31] shu     For instance. [01:34] man     Who put mosquito incense here?! [01:37] shu     For instance. [01:40] kiri     I thought it was barley tea,     but it's dipping broth! [01:43] shu     For instance. [01:45] karu     That's a proper Japanese summer vacation?! [01:47] karu     That's not at all what I learned     in my tributary rule classes! [01:52] kiri     What did you learn? [01:53] karl     You sleep in late every day, [01:55] karl     play three baseball games a day, [01:59] karl     and on the last day of summer vacation [02:01] karl     you cry and get your family     to help you with your homework! [02:03] karl     Right? [02:04] waku     So your textbook was a certain     long-running anime, was it? [02:08] shu     It seems accurate... yet inaccurate. [02:14] karl     Anyway, we mustn't waste a single day! [02:17] karl     We need to hurry up and have a proper     summer vacation. Let's be happy together! SIGN    HAPPY Endless Summer [03:58] sign     Question 1     Defense Club     What is a proper summer vacation? [04:01] karl     Anyone with an opinion? [04:02] dogo     Me, me, me, me! [04:04] dogo     Beach! Fireworks! Camping! [04:06] waku     Summer's not complete without     watermelon smashing. [04:09] dogo     Great idea! [04:10] dogo     And what about nagashi-somen? [04:15] man     Shaved ice, too. [04:18] kiri     Chilled ramen is summery, too! [04:20] [SONG] sign     Chilled Ramen Shaved Ice Nagashi-Somen     Watermelon Smashing Camping      Fireworks Beach [04:24] karl     It's all so summery     and bursting with happiness! [04:28] kiri     Let's decide what to do with a show of hands. [04:32] all     I'm in! [04:33] kiri     Okay, first. Who wants to go to the beach? [04:35] dogo     Me, me, me! [04:38] shu     Going to the beach in this season is suicide. [04:42] shu     The seas will be swarming with jellyfish. [04:44] wak     Well, I wouldn't want     to be swarmed... [04:47] dogo     What happens if a jellyfish stings you? [04:49] man     Some say it increases your chances     of developing a natto allergy. [04:53] dogo     I won't be able to eat natto?! I'm out! SIGN    Beach [04:58] kiri     The beach is out. [04:59] kiri     Next, who wants to go see fireworks? [05:02] kiri     Me, me! [05:05] shu     Those events are so crowded. [05:07] shu     They pack you in like sardines. [05:10] wak     Well, I wouldn't want     to be packed... [05:11] dogo     Packed in like sardines?     You couldn't go home if you wanted to! [05:14] man     To advance would be hell.     To retreat would be hell. SIGN    Fireworks [05:19] kiri     Fireworks are out, too? [05:23] kiri     Next, who wants to go camping? [05:25] all     Me! [05:31] shu     Isn't camping just living out of a tent? [05:34] kiri     Fine, I guess they're all out! [05:37] [SONG] sign     All!! [05:39] karl     We ended up not picking anything. [05:42] shu     No need to rush. [05:43] shu     We have a lot of time left. [05:44] kiri     There's only one day left! [05:49] karl     When am I gonna get to enjoy      a proper Japanese summer vacation?! SIGN    Radio Calisthenics SIGN    How to Rule a Tributary [05:59] karl     It says radio calisthenics are a     classic summer vacation activity! [06:03] karl     Let's do it together and happy up! [06:07] shu     Can't. [06:08] shu     Radio calisthenics have     to be done in the morning. [06:11] kiri     But he's not against the act itself... [06:13] karl     But it's our chance to enjoy     a proper summer vacation! [06:16] man     Oh? SIGN    Participation      Card [06:25] dogo     He's camping! [06:26] kiri     I think he's just living out of a tent. [06:28] waku     Isn't that Rashio Taison     from the class next to ours? SIGN    Rashio Taison [06:34] kiri     What? That guy's in high school? [06:36] waku     I heard he's failed to graduate     almost ten times. [06:40] dogo     Does that mean... uh,     how old would he be now? [06:44] shu     What's he doing? [06:45] dogo     Camping? [06:47] dogo     No... living out of a tent? [06:51] kiri     What exactly is the difference between     camping and living out of a tent? [06:55] waku     I feel like a certain     spirit of fun is required. [06:59] man     Yeah, the primary qualifier would be     whether or not you chose to be there. [07:03] man     When you do it of your own     free will, you're camping. [07:04] man     When you're forced into it,     you're living out of a tent. [07:07] shu     Even though everything else     is basically the same. [07:12] dogo     Excuse me! [07:14] dogo     What are you doing? [07:17] man     He talked to him. [07:19] ra     Isn't it obvious? I'm waiting     for radio calisthenics. [07:23] kiri     Why? [07:25] ra     I don't want to be late     to tomorrow's radio calisthenics, [07:29] ra     so I'm staying the night     here instead of going home. SIGN    Participation Card [07:37] shi     I've been nurturing my passion for radio     calisthenics ever since I was in elementary school. [07:42] shi     I've participated every morning,     without fail, and gotten every single stamp. [07:47] shi     Yet on the 31st, every year,     I always fail to participate! SIGN    Saturday [07:54] ra     My alarm clock malfunctions... [08:05] ra     I get trapped by unforeseen circumstances... [08:08] ra     Then, last year, I ran into the most     ridiculous obstacle imaginable! [08:13] ra     It's become a curse! [08:20] ra     I can't graduate until I     get the stamp for the 31st! [08:25] kiri     Is that why you haven't graduated? [08:27] ra     This year, at last, I will break the curse! [08:30] ra     Until I get that stamp, [08:32] ra     my summer vacation will never end! [08:36] karl     Everyone has their own form     of summer vacation, I guess. [08:46] una     A tropical island isn't a bad     way to spend summer vacation. [08:50] ibu     Indeed. [08:51] shira     Aww. I guess summer vacation is over. [08:55] fura     Sniff, sniff, sniff. [08:56] fura     I smell the odor of unhappiness. [09:06] [SONG] sign     Canceled today (31st)     due to rain [09:12] ra     Why... [09:15] sign     Why must you get in my way? SIGN    Shirahone Martha Born November 3rd Blood Type: AB Scorpio Hobbies: Making sweets Likes: Carbohydrates, handing out handmade sweets [09:28] news     And now for the weather. [09:30] news     We'll be seeing heavy rains     in the Binan City area. [09:40] ibu     Is that... [09:41] fura     He's about to explode from     resentment and anger. [09:45] fura     It's time for us to spread fear. [09:51] ra     Until I complete radio calisthenics properly,     my summer vacation will never end! [09:55] ra     You can't call it off because of rain! [09:59] ibu     Your feelings are entirely reasonable. [10:01] ibu     Just because it's summer vacation [10:03] ibu     doesn't mean students shouldn't have     structure in their daily lives. [10:07] ibu     Your daily radio calisthenics     participation is a symbol of that, [10:11] ibu     but society continually gets in your way. [10:15] ibu     This is unacceptable. [10:17] ra     Aren't you guys... the student council... [10:20] ibu     In this fallen world, [10:22] ibu     don't you want to teach people     the value of proper structure? [10:32] ibu     Die Verwandlung! [10:36] ibu     That which is unbreakable is truly strong! [10:38] ibu     Ritter Diamant! [10:42] ibu     Affection and comfort... [10:43] ibu     Ritter Rosenquarz! [10:47] ibu     Noble and virtuous! [10:48] ibu     Ritter Amethyst! [10:52] ibu     We are the Furanui Knights... [10:54] ibu     Edelstein! [10:57] ibu     Druck! [10:58] ibu     Mich! [10:59] ibu     Hart! [11:02] ibu     An! [11:11] mon     One, two, three, four! Two, two, three, four! [11:17] karl     Oh no, oh no! [11:19] karl     I got caught up in the routine     and let the day slip by! [11:23] karl     It's the 31st already! [11:25] karl     It's the last day of summer vacation! [11:27] karl     Are you just going to let it     end without doing anything?! [11:30] waku     What do you want? [11:31] waku     It's pouring outside. [11:32] waku     We can't go anywhere. [11:34] waku     I'm getting a chill. I'm going back in. [11:36] karl     We've had enough of the bath! [11:39] karl     We need to have a proper Japanese summer! [11:41] shu     But... we can't, not in this weather. [11:48] shu     Well, in that case... [11:50] karl     Do we have a deal? [11:52] shu     I guess. [11:53] kiri     What do you mean, a deal. [11:56] shu     It means we're about to have a proper     Japanese summer vacation together. [12:00] kiri     What? But you were so against it! Why? [12:07] karl     Someone's unhappy! [12:13] mon     One, two, three, four! [12:15] mon     Two, two, three, four! [12:17] mon     Three, two, three, four! [12:20] mon     Four, two, three, four! [12:20] man     Huh? I can't stop... [12:22] mon     Five, two, three, four! [12:24] mon     Six, two, three, four! [12:36] mon     Until I achieve my heart's desire, [12:38] mon     I'll never let summer vacation end! [12:41] mon     It will be August 31st forever! [12:50] kiri     What's he doing? [12:51] man     He's forcing the whole town     to do radio calisthenics! [12:55] dogo     I can't believe how inconsiderate he is! [12:57] waku     Yeah. [12:58] kiri     Leader, what should we do? [13:00] shu     Are we still doing that? [13:02] karl     He's currently in the depths     of anger and suffering! [13:06] karl     We need to make him happy! [13:08] karl     Or so I'd like to say... [13:10] karl     But first we need to have     our proper summer vacation! [13:14] karl     Let's go, everyone! [13:19] mon     Hey! Don't ignore me! [13:21] mon     Wait up! Come back! [13:24] karl     First, we're going to the beach! [13:27] dogo     It's f-freezing! [13:31] karl     Everyone... smile! [13:41] karl     Now, time for watermelon smashing! [13:44] kiri     Wakura-senpai, more to the right! [13:47] waku     This way? [13:50] kiri     No, no! Right! Right! [13:52] waku     What? This way? [13:58] kiri     Wakura-senpai... [14:01] waku     Aw, so close. [14:03] karu     Time to get moving! [14:05] karu     Next up is... [14:09] mon     Don't ignore me! [14:12] shu     Sorry, but we're a bit busy right now. [14:15] shu     What's next? [14:16] karl     Nagashi-somen, go! [14:18] karl     Karurururu! [14:21] mon     Wait! Wait! [14:25] mon     You just gotta have cold stuff in summer! [14:38] karl     Okay, time to move on! [14:40] karl     Where are we going next? [14:42] karl     Camping! [14:43] man     Not living in tents? [14:44] dogo     If it's in the spirit of fun,     it's camping! Right? [14:49] waku     That's right. [14:50] kiri     This feels less "spirit of fun"     and more "spirit of fear," though... [14:58] karl     Everyone, fight hard! [15:00] karl     Fight hard, fight happy! [15:07] mon     I won't let you escape this time! [15:09] waku     He's back. [15:11] dogo     So persistent! [15:13] man     He knows we're busy right now, dammit! [15:15] kiri     Taishi? [15:19] man     Focus on lighting the fire. [15:21] mon     I'm telling you not to ignore me! [15:26] mon     He did it! [15:28] kiri     Thank you, monster! [15:29] kiri     Thanks so much! [15:30] mon     Heck, it's nothing... [15:32] kiri     A little token of our gratitude. [15:34] mon     I'm honored. [15:40] mon     Hey! Hey! [15:43] kiri     I guess we should deal with this first? [15:45] shu     Yeah, I guess we should. [15:48] karl     Yeah, I guess we'll transform! [15:50] karl     Become Karl's Knights Happy Kiss     and save the people! [16:04] karl     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [16:40] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [16:54] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [17:07] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [17:21] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [17:33] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [17:38] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [17:41] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [17:43] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [17:46] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [17:48] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [17:51] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [17:55] karl     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [17:59] karl     Knights contract complete! [18:02] man     Stop dragging others into     your personal obsession! [18:04] dogo     If you wanna do radio calisthenics that bad,      just do them by yourself! [18:08] mon     But, at this rate, it will never end! [18:10] mon     I need my last summer as a     student to end in perfection! [18:14] shu     Is it really something     to get that worked up about? [18:17] shu     You can still do radio calisthenics     even if you're not a student. [18:21] kiri     My grandpa does radio calisthenics     every morning all year round. [18:28] mon     You can do radio calisthenics     even if you're not a student? [18:34] mon     You can do radio calisthenics     even if it's not summer vacation? [18:39] mon     So even if summer vacation ends... [18:42] mon     Even if I graduate from school... [18:44] mon     My radio calisthenics will continue forever! [18:49] mon     Now! Use your powers     combined to make him happy! [18:53] mon     Are you happy? [18:54] mon     Yes! [18:54] mon     Are you happy? [18:56] mon     Yes! [18:56] mon     Are you happy? [18:57] mon     Yes! [18:58] mon     Are you happy? [18:59] mon     Yes! [18:59] mon     Are you happy? [19:00] mon     Yes! [19:01] mon     Let's happy hour! [19:04] mon     Happy and Set! [19:17] mon     Return to happiness! [19:20] mon     Happy and Turn! [19:31] mon     I feel radio calis-cleansed. [19:39] shu     Happy End! [19:41] shu     Happy Powder! [19:52] ra     Huh? [19:53] ra     What am I doing out in the mountains? [19:59] shu     It's morning, huh? [20:01] karl     It's morning! [20:02] karl     Time to do radio calisthenics! [20:07] ra     Okay, let's look alive here! [20:09] ra     We'll start with some arm swings! [20:14] ra     One, two, three, four! [20:17] ra     Two, two, three, four! [20:21] ra     Four, two, three, four! [20:24] ra     Five, two, three, four! [20:28] ra     Six, two, three, four! [20:32] ra     C'mon! I can't hear you! [20:33] ra     You! Move your arms more! [20:36] ra     Yes sir! [20:40] una     Now, now. [20:41] una     We'll have more chances in the new school term. [20:53] shira     Wait a minute, Ibusuki-senpai! [20:59] kiri     By the way, what was the     deal you made with Karls? [21:06] (Flashback) kar     If you let me have a proper summer vacation, [21:08] (Flashback) kar     I'll grant any wish you want with magic. [21:12] kiri     So, what did you wish for? [21:14] shu     For summer vacation to last one more day. [21:17] shu     I want to spend it doing nothing. [21:22] kiri     Which means today is August 31st again? [21:26] waku     So, in a strange way,     he got his heart's desire. [21:30] kiri     Should we tell him? [21:31] waku     No, no reason to. [21:33] dogo     W-Wait a minute! [21:35] dogo     Then today isn't the 31st! It's the 32nd! [21:39] man     What would the 32nd be? [21:41] dogo     If we have a second 31st,     it would be the 32nd! [21:46] dogo     Or would it be a first September 1st? [21:48] dogo     Would that make tomorrow     the second September 1st? [21:54] waku     It's a real philosophical     conundrum, isn't it? [21:58] shu     Let's just not think about it. [22:01] kiri     Good idea. [22:02] kiri     It's still summer vacation,     so let's do something fun! [22:05] shu     I want to take it as easy as possible. [22:07] dogo     Me, me, me! [22:09] dogo     Fireworks, fireworks, fireworks! [22:10] dogo     Let's do a fireworks show! [22:11] man     Is a fireworks show a thing that you do? [22:14] man     They're a thing you go to, I thought. [22:15] waku     Yeah. [22:16] dogo     Let's go to a fireworks show      and firework it up! SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    HAPPY Dice SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to HAPPY Dice! SIGN    It's cultural festival time again, and everyone's running around in a panic to get ready! Of course, in the anime industry, every day is like the day before a cultural festival (sigh) SIGN    The club brings out a party die. What'll we get? What'll we get? La la la laaa! SIGN     9 - HAPPY Dice Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    HAPPY Dice [01:47] shu     Cultural festival, eh? [01:49] shu     Yeah. [01:49] shu     Cultural festival, huh? [01:51] shu     Yeah. [01:53] shu     A festival of culture,      by students, for students, huh? [01:57] kiri     Just call it a cultural festival. [01:59] kiri     But our club hasn't figured out what     we're going to do yet, have we? [02:02] waku     We keep whispering "cultural festival" to     make it sound like we're thinking about it. [02:08] dogo     If the Defense Club doesn't do anything,      the student council's gonna get on our asses. [02:12] dogo     "If you don't participate,     you won't get any funds." [02:15] man     And, more generally speaking, our nation's     educational principles require student attendance, [02:21] man     in other words, participation,      in cultural festivals through high school. [02:24] man     It will be counted on our attendance days,     so in that sense we really should do something. [02:28] shu     That's why I've been thinking all this time. [02:31] kiri     Uh, you haven't really been thinking. [02:33] waku     It looks like you've just been     comfortably soaking in the hot water. [02:37] waku     Like usual. [02:39] dogo     We need you to get a grip already! [02:41] dogo     We rolled a die and decided that you are     our cultural festival leader, Kyotaro-senpai! [02:46] shu     Yeah, I know. [02:49] kar     Oh? [02:51] kar     There's a not-happy vibe going on in here. [02:54] kar     What's the matter? [02:56] shu     We can't figure out what to     do for the cultural festival. [02:59] shu     Any ideas, Karls? [03:01] kiri     There he goes, leaving it to someone else. [03:03] waku     He doesn't even know about     Earth cultural festivals. [03:06] shu     I just think Karls might have an idea. [03:09] shu     Something that will make everyone happy. [03:11] kar     Make everyone happy? [03:14] kar     That sounds great! [03:15] shu     See? [03:17] shu     What do you think we should do? [03:18] kar     Something that will lead my     vassals to happiness, of course! [03:22] shu     Like what? [03:23] kar     Maybe... something that will     make them smile happily! [03:25] shu     Good idea. [03:27] kar     Yeah! Being happy is the best! [03:30] shu     Yeah. [03:31] kiri     I'm not sure we can leave     things up to these two. [03:33] waku     We're not gonna make it in time. [03:34] dogo     We need to think of something. [03:36] man     Let's search the club room tomorrow. [03:39] man     We might find a relic of some past festival. SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [03:45] kiri     What are these weird old sedge hats? [03:47] dogo     Maybe they were used in     some kind of performance? [03:49] dogo     A performance using sedge hats would be... [03:52] kiri     The loach-scooping dance, maybe? [03:53] waku     That uses baskets. [03:55] waku     Though I'd love to see you     scooping loaches, Ryoma-kun. [03:58] kiri     R-Really? [04:00] shu     We could use this. SIGN    The person to my right [04:03] sign     Here. [04:05] sign     What's that? [04:09] sign     Um... These are party dice. [04:13] sign     I see. [04:14] dogo     It says stuff like "roughly"     and "gently" on it. [04:19] man     This one says stuff like "to their senpai", [04:22] man     "to the person on their right", [04:24] man     "to a stranger". [04:27] kiri     This one says stuff like     "give a shoulder massage" [04:29] kiri     and "carry like a princess". [04:31] waku     Titillating stuff. [04:34] shu     Anyway, let's try it out. [04:36] shu     If it's fun, we can use it at     tomorrow's cultural festival. [04:41] dogo     Do it? [04:42] dogo     Us, you mean? SIGN    Now [04:44] shu     Anyway... Rehearsal, start! [04:47] kar     Okay! [04:49] kar     What'll we roll? What'll we roll? [04:52] kar     Nya-nya-nya-nyan! [04:54] shu     There. [04:56] shu     "Immediately..." [04:58] shu     "The person to my left..." [05:00] shu     "Must act as an invisible chair      for the oldest person present." [05:05] kiri     Um... [05:06] kiri     Does that mean... [05:08] shu     The person to my left,      that is Chiro, [05:12] shu     must act as an invisible chair     for the oldest person here. [05:16] shu     In other words, Nanao-san. [05:19] dogo     I-Invisible chair? [05:22] dogo     For Nanao-senpai? [05:24] shu     Yeah. Can't wait to see it. [05:26] karu     Yeah! Fun is fun! [05:28] karu     Okay, let's get happy! [05:32] waku     Be gentle. [05:33] dogo     Th-That's my line! [05:37] waku     This is a very comfortable seat, Ichiro-kun. [05:43] waku     You're slender, yet you seem     to have very developed thighs. [05:46] dogo     H-How long do I have to hold this? [05:49] shu     Um. It doesn't say. [05:52] shu     Until you give up, I guess? [05:54] dogo     Then I give! I give up! [05:57] waku     That's too bad. [05:58] waku     I was hoping to relax a little while longer. [06:03] waku     I can, can't I, Ichiro-kun? [06:06] kiri     Senpai is such a sadist... [06:07] dogo     This is a lot more painful than it looks! [06:10] dogo     B-Besides, Nanao-senpai's scent... [06:13] dogo     It's like... it smells so good,     I can't concentrate! [06:16] shu     Oh, does Nanao-san smell good? [06:19] kiri     What shampoo do you use? [06:22] waku     It's mild, good for hair and skin,     and I like the champagne rose scent. [06:29] dogo     C-Champagne rose... [06:31] dogo     I give up. [06:34] waku     Excuse me. Are you all right? [06:36] dogo     O-Of course I'm not okay! [06:39] waku     It's true, your heart     does seem to be pounding. [06:44] kar     That was great! [06:45] kar     They're exuding a happy aura! [06:47] kiri     A happy aura? [06:49] shu     It looks like it to me. [06:50] man     Is this game really okay? [06:52] kar     Of course it is! [06:54] kar     They both look so happy! SIGN    Binan Festival [07:02] [SONG] sign     Binan Festival [07:07] sa     How can they persistently hold this     ridiculous event year upon year? SIGN    Sai Goro [07:11] sa     What's the school thinking? The government? [07:14] sa     Do schools really need a cultural festival? [07:17] sa     Is it absolutely indispensable     as part of a general education? [07:19] sa     The answer is no! [07:21] sa     These are the dice created by me,     for me alone, Sai Goro. [07:26] sa     I'll come up with a significant     plan for the day and carry it out! [07:30] sa     I won't be swept away by their attitudes! [07:36] sa     Today I will, with my fellow entrance examinees,     individually study for entrance exams. [07:42] sa     Perfect. [07:45] ata     In this decadent school, he's a rare case     of someone rigidly setting their own schedule. [07:50] una     Even if it is with dice. [07:52] shira     I think the nerdy kids are the cutest! [07:57] furu     Then let us begin, Edelstein! [08:02] una     Sai Goro-kun, isn't it? [08:04] sai     What of it? [08:05] ina     Would you like to join us in bringing     the hammer of judgment down [08:09] ina     upon this fallen school     and its ridiculous cultural festival? [08:13] shi     By becoming a monster. [08:21] shi     Die Verwandlung! [08:24] shi     That which is unbreakable is truly strong! [08:27] shi     Ritter Diamant! [08:30] shi     Affection and comfort... [08:31] shi     Ritter Rosenquarz! [08:35] shi     Noble and virtuous! [08:37] shi     Ritter Amethyst! [08:40] shi     We are the Furanui Knights... [08:43] shi     Edelstein! [08:46] shi     Druck! [08:47] shi     Mich! [08:47] shi     Hart! [08:50] shi     An! [08:59] mon     Rollin', rollin'! SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [09:03] kiri     We're doing it again? [09:05] shu     Well, it has been kind of fun. [09:08] man     You probably think that because you     haven't been through it yourself. [09:12] karl     But fun stuff is good! [09:15] karl     And it makes people happy! [09:17] karl     Let's keep it up! [09:18] shu     Okay, next, Tai-Tai will roll the dice. [09:21] man     Why me?! [09:23] man     What'll we roll? What'll we roll? [09:27] man     Nya-nya-nya-nyan! [09:29] kiri     There's a man who knows how to act. [09:31] man     Given your attitudes, if I choose not to do it,     I'll be called a party-pooper. [09:36] dogo     Smart! That's the Taishi I know! [09:38] shu     Okay, I'll read out the result. [09:41] shu     I, in other words Tai-Tai, [09:44] shu     will immediately to a friend...      that would be Chiro, in this case... [09:47] dogo     Me again?! [09:49] man     You had it coming. [09:51] shu     ...put an arm around his shoulders     and gently read the lines on the note. [09:54] shu     In other words, Tai-Tai must     immediately put an arm around Chiro [09:58] shu     and gently read the lines on this note. [10:01] kiri     What are the lines? [10:05] kiri     What does it say? [10:07] man     Something I never thought I'd say in my life. [10:12] shu     Okay, Tai-Tai. Put your arm     gently around Chiro's shoulders. [10:16] man     Don't make it sound so easy! [10:18] wa     If you want to hate someone, hate the dice. [10:21] kiri     Hmm? Did you just click your tongue? [10:25] man     I certainly did not. [10:28] man     It's not like I'm a delinquent. [10:30] man     Well, here I go. [10:32] shu     Okay, go for it. [10:37] dogo     I dunno about this... [10:38] man     That's my line. [10:41] shu     Now, read the words on the note. [10:43] dogo     Is it really that bad? [10:47] dogo     Let's just get it over with! [10:51] man     Very well. [10:53] man     But I'm only doing this     because the dice made me. [10:56] dogo     Just say it already! [11:03] man     The next thing I knew,     I realized my eyes were always on you. [11:08] man     Your most trivial mannerisms     cause my heart to skip a beat. [11:11] man     Tell me, please... [11:14] man     is this love? [11:19] waku     You finally said it! Great job. [11:22] man     I was forced to say it! [11:24] kiri     But you put so much emotion into it! [11:26] kar     Yeah, yeah! [11:27] kar     You're radiating a happy aura! [11:29] shu     This plan is a lot of fun. [11:32] man     Shuzenji-senpai, Kirishima-senpai... [11:34] man     you're just smiling because     you haven't had to do it. [11:36] dogo     That's right! Is this really     what we're gonna do? [11:39] shu     Well, it seems like a pain      to come up with something else. [11:43] sai     Rollin' rollin'... [11:45] sai     What a ridiculous set of dice! [11:48] sai     They must pay! SIGN    Karls Born February 4th Blood Type: O Aquarius Hobbies: Playing in the water Likes: Crayfish, hot baths SIGN    Binan Festival SIGN    Oden SIGN    Curry Rice Takoyaki [12:12] dogo     This isn't good, Kyotaro-senpai. [12:14] dogo     We're not getting any customers. [12:17] kar     I wonder why! [12:18] kar     It would make everybody happy... [12:21] waku     By the way, why are you in that form, Karls? [12:25] kar     Everyone's transforming into something today, [12:27] kar     so I transformed into a human! [12:29] shu     Cosplay? [12:30] wak     Ah, I see... [12:32] wak     All that aside, [12:34] wak     what should we do, given the situation? [12:37] man     Looks like we'll just need to have     Shuzenji-senpai act as a shill and roll the die. [12:42] shu     That's strange. [12:44] shu     I wonder why nobody's coming. [12:46] kiri     They might not, given that sign. SIGN    Hey, Bastards, Get Over Here! The All-Men Heart-Racing Dice Party Plaza [12:53] man     What is that? Creepy. [12:56] shu     Isn't it flashy enough? [12:57] dogo     I don't think that's the problem... [13:00] waku     Well, it accurately conveys     our lack of effort. [13:03] man     And our desire to never, ever do it. [13:07] kiri     We'll be in trouble if this keeps up, though. [13:10] kiri     I mean, they're looking at us... [13:12] kiri     The student council. [13:14] kar     Why don't we all do it together, then,     and attract people through the fun we're having! [13:18] waku     That might be the thing to do. [13:20] dogo     Okay. Kyotaro-senpai, take it away! SIGN    Give a kiss [13:23] man     Here you go. [13:25] shu     No way. It's embarrassing. [13:27] dogo     How dare you?! [13:29] man     I agree! We all did it! [13:31] man     We swallowed our pride. [13:32] waku     Kyotaro-kun, I don't think you have a choice. [13:36] dogo     Go on, roll the die already! [13:39] man     Do it! [13:40] shu     Fine, I'll do it. [13:42] shu     If I do it, you'll leave me alone,     right? Fine, fine. [13:44] kar     He's gonna do it! [13:45] kar     Great! [13:47] kar     Let's all roll the die happily! [13:48] kar     What'll we roll? What'll we roll? [13:51] kar     Nya-nya-nya-nyan! SIGN    Hey, Bastards, Get Over Here! The All-Men Heart-Racing Dice Party Plaza [13:53] shu     There. [13:55] shu     Go. [13:56] dogo     Okay, let's read it! [13:59] dogo     Right now, I will princess-carry      the person to my left! [14:04] dogo     Then he'll feed me! [14:06] dogo     This is incredible! [14:08] man     And then the person you     carry needs to feed you! [14:11] man     It's perfect! [14:13] kiri     W-Wait a minute! [14:15] kiri     The person to your left would be... [14:17] waku     It's clearly you, Ryoma-kun. [14:20] waku     No, no, no... [14:21] dogo     Don't you run away, Ryoma-senpai! [14:23] man     You think we'll allow it?! [14:25] kiri     Hey. You guys are looking really serious... [14:28] man     You bet we are. [14:30] dogo     After humiliating us like that yesterday, [14:32] dogo     you really think we'll let you walk away? [14:35] man     Precisely. [14:38] shu     I guess I must. [14:39] kiri     Why do you have to drag me into it?! [14:42] shu     It's not my fault you were     next to me, Ryo-chin. [14:45] kiri     But we're picking up an audience... [14:48] all     Hey, I think they're about to do something! [14:51] all     Shuzenji is gonna princess-carry Kirishima     and get him to feed him, apparently. [14:55] all     The Defense Club is so stupid! [14:59] shu     Ryo-chin. [15:01] kiri     Let's get this over with. [15:03] kiri     Eek! [15:04] man     Wow, he just said "eek!" [15:06] man     Yeah, he said "eek." [15:08] man     Why "eek"? [15:09] man     B-Because you swept me up so suddenly... [15:15] shu     Do you know what needs to happen after this? [15:17] shu     Y-Yeah. [15:19] shu     You need to feed me while I'm carrying you. [15:24] shu     Chiro. [15:24] dogo     Coming, coming! [15:25] dogo     The cake to be fed. [15:31] kiri     W-Well... Here I go... [15:34] shu     Ready when you are. [15:36] boy     Hey, hey, he's doing it! [15:40] kiri     Okay. Say ahh. [15:42] shu     Ahh. [15:48] shu     It's delicious, Ryo-chin. [15:52] boy     Amazing! He did it! [15:54] boy     Those two are nuts! [15:59] boy     Great job, Defense Club! [16:01] boy     I love it! [16:02] boy     Do more! [16:05] ata     Enjoy your celebrations while you can. [16:08] una     Nice one! [16:10] shira     I'm blushing! [16:11] dogo     Wow, wow! So embarrassing... [16:14] man     We may have pushed them too far. [16:16] waku     But the audience seems to be enjoying it... [16:19] dogo     Well, Kyotaro-senpai and     Ryoma-senpai are really close, [16:23] dogo     so maybe it's okay? [16:24] mon     What... what is this feeling of unity? [16:28] mon     Dice are supposed to exist simply as a     tool to help you decide what to do. [16:33] mon     To think they could be used to gather     such attention, to bring such happiness... [16:37] ata     Why are you acting impressed? [16:43] ata     What's that? [16:45] ata     A new cosplay? [16:46] ata     Cool! [16:48] ata     You hate them, don't you? [16:50] ata     That's why you became a monster, isn't it? [16:52] ata     Dice Monster! [16:56] kiri     Wait, you're a monster? [16:58] shu     For real? I had no idea. [17:01] shu     But if you're a monster,     why didn't you attack? [17:04] mon     W-Well... [17:06] mon     O-Obviously, at the start of this,      I intended to bring the hammer of judgment [17:10] mon     down upon you for your unscrupulous      use of dice and your distracting activities... [17:15] mon     But for some reason, I got drawn in... [17:18] mon     The idea of using a die like that     to make so many people happy... [17:24] mon     it was exhilarating! [17:28] waku     Exhilarating? [17:30] waku     Why didn't you just join in, then? [17:33] waku     We could have all enjoyed it together. [17:37] mon     W-We could all enjoy it together? [17:39] shu     Yeah, we could have had fun together. [17:42] mon     I see... So dice can be     used like that, too... [17:47] shu     You really wanted to enjoy      the cultural festival from the start, didn't you? [17:52] ata     This is nonsense! [17:53] ata     Don't let them distract you! [17:55] ata     Fight! [17:56] ata     Are you a monster or aren't you? [17:58] mon     B-But... [17:59] ata     Bring your hammer of anger down upon them! [18:03] kar     Everyone! You gotta save the monster! [18:06] kar     He doesn't want to fight! [18:08] kar     Make him happy at once! [18:10] shu     That's right. [18:11] shu     I don't want to fight     against Dice-kun, either. [18:14] shu     Yeah. [18:15] shu     That's right! [18:16] shu     Okay! [18:17] kar     In that case... [18:19] kar     My magic knights of happiness, come on! [18:31] kar     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [19:07] kar     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [19:22] kar     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [19:35] kar     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [19:48] kar     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [20:01] kar     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [20:06] kar     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [20:08] kar     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [20:11] kar     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [20:13] kar     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [20:16] kar     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [20:18] kar     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [20:22] kar     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [20:26] kar     Knights contract complete! [20:31] shu     Dice-kun, let's play dice games together. [20:34] shu     It'll be fun. [20:36] kiri     Though it can be embarrassing... [20:38] waku     Watching friends embarrass themselves     is the most fun a person can have. [20:43] waku     Wakura-senpai... you really are a sadist. [20:46] karu     Okay, everyone. [20:47] karu     Let's make him happy! [20:49] karu     With that again? [20:50] karu     Of course! [20:52] karu     Okay, go! [20:54] karu     Now! Use your powers     combined to make him happy! [20:57] karu     Are you happy? [20:59] karu     Yes! [20:59] karu     Are you happy? [21:00] karu     Yes! [21:01] karu     Are you happy? [21:02] karu     Yes! [21:02] karu     Are you happy? [21:03] karu     Yes! [21:04] karu     Are you happy? [21:05] karu     Yes! [21:05] karu     Let's happy hour! [21:09] karu     Happy and Set! [21:22] karu     Return to happiness! [21:25] karu     Happy and Turn! [21:36] dice     Feels like I'm on a roll... [21:43] dice     Happy End! [21:45] dice     Happy Powder! [21:51] sai     What have I been...? [21:53] waku     So the dice monster was Sai Goro-kun, huh? [21:56] shu     Now, let's roll the dice together. [21:59] shu     Okay! [22:05] ata     "Happy end," my eye. [22:07] ata     There are no such things as happy ends! [22:11] una     Ata! [22:12] shira     Ibusuki-senpai, wait up! SIGN    HAPPY Old Men SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY Old Men." SIGN    Shuzenji Kyotaro's dream is to be able to space out forever. SIGN    At last, he'll have his dream! Ah, I wish I could space out! (I mean it) 10 - HAPPY Old Men Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:15] ibu     K-Kyo-chan! SIGN    HAPPY Old Men [02:10] dogo     Hooray! [02:11] dogo     First bath of the day! [02:13] dogo     Happy! [02:15] waku     It happens every day, [02:16] waku     but I think it's lovely that Ichiro-kun gets      just as delighted about it each time. [02:23] man     He's a bit of a simpleton,     but I kind of envy him. [02:27] kiri     Yeah. [02:29] kiri     Being able to enjoy the same     thing over and over is nice. [02:32] kiri     Kyotaro is the same way, really. [02:34] man     He enjoys things? [02:37] man     By the way, where is Shuzenji-senpai? [02:39] kiri     Oh? [02:40] man     I was sure he came in before us... [02:43] waku     You think that might be him? [02:46] dogo     This is heaven! [02:48] kiri     Kyotaro! [02:51] kiri     Wake up! Open your eyes! [02:54] dogo     This is terrible! [02:55] man     I think he might need     mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. [03:08] shu     Achoo! [03:11] dogo     Did you sneeze in the bath? [03:12] dogo     You're not cold, are you? [03:14] man     That's your first comment? [03:17] wak     Shouldn't you be happy he's breathing? [03:20] dogo     Oh, yeah! That's right! [03:22] dogo     I'm so glad you're alive, Kyotaro-senpai! [03:26] shu     Was I sleeping in the bath again? [03:30] kiri     At the bottom of the bath! [03:32] kiri     That was a close call! I guess we can't     let you in the bath by yourself... [03:35] wak     I can't believe you're a high-school     student who needs a caretaker. [03:38] dogo     Ryoma-senpai, you need to     be more attentive to him! [03:41] kiri     It's my fault? [03:43] man     Why are you constantly napping, anyway? [03:46] waku     Because it feels good, I assume... [03:49] shu     That's part of it, but...     I think I like dreaming. [03:54] kiri     Escaping from reality? [03:55] shu     I don't think that's it. [03:58] shu     I like it when I'm dreaming, but I never     really remember what I was dreaming about. [04:03] shu     I feel like it's something important... [04:06] shu     but I don't know what it is. [04:08] dogo     He's as forgetful as an old man. [04:11] kiri     He's always been this way.     I'm used to it by now. [04:14] man     By the way, [04:16] man     did you know that the first bath of the     day is the most dangerous one for seniors? [04:20] man     No one's around yet, so the room isn't warmed up,     which lowers their body temperature. [04:25] man     However, the bathwater itself is all the     hotter for having no one in it yet. [04:30] man     The change in temperature puts a strain     on the body, particularly the heart. [04:33] dogo     What?! Then we'd better not     let Kyotaro-senpai in first! [04:37] dogo     Strain on the heart sounds really bad! [04:40] kiri     That only matters if Kyotaro     is an old man, though. [04:44] waku     Talking to Kyotaro-kun does sometimes     feel like talking to a much older person. [04:50] man     I agree. [04:51] dogo     So do I. [04:52] kiri     I've been around him so long,      I guess I'm kind of numb to it. [04:56] shu     But if I have to die,     I'd like to die in a hot bath. [05:00] shu     It's so warm. Feels so good. [05:03] shu     I feel like I could just slip away... [05:06] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai! [05:07] dogo     We're back to square one! [05:13] shu     Did I fall asleep again? [05:15] kiri     Yeah, you did. [05:17] kiri     Ryoma-kun, maybe you should give some     thought to being Kyotaro-kun's 24-hour caretaker. [05:23] kiri     I'm starting to think you're right. [05:25] dogo     So you'll be roommates after     you graduate high school, huh? [05:28] man     Given the active risk to     Shuzenji-senpai's life, [05:32] man     I agree that a roommate     situation might be best. [05:34] kiri     W-Well, I don't know about     that exact arrangement... [05:38] kiri     I certainly won't abandon him, though. [05:40] waku     In other words, you'll be caring     for him your whole life. [05:43] kiri     Why would you say that?! [05:45] kiri     What is it? [05:46] shu     The truth is, I... [05:50] shu     I wasn't first in the bath. [05:56] kiri     So what? [05:57] shu     I'm just saying, Karls was     the first one in the bath. [06:02] waku     We're not taking about who was     first in the bath anymore. [06:06] dogo     He's so far behind, it's kind of amazing. [06:08] man     Shuzenji-senpai's old mannishness     really is exceptional. [06:13] waku     Well, I can't say he wouldn't fit     right in with a group of seniors... [06:22] shu     What a pleasant bath. [06:24] kiri     He really would fit in at an old folks' home. [06:28] kar     Happy, happy! [06:35] dogo     Huh? That's odd... [06:38] dogo     Why am I so tired? [06:40] dogo     I feel like I've aged sixty years in a day. [06:44] man     That's not possi— [06:47] man     You're old! [06:48] dogo     You're an old man too, Taishi! [06:51] kiri     What's all the yelling about? [06:54] dogo     What's going on? [06:56] kiri     Wait! Look at that! [06:58] kiri     It's not just us! [07:01] dogo     Is this because we were calling     Kyotaro-senpai an old man yesterday? [07:05] dogo     Some kind of curse? [07:06] man     You think Shuzenji-senpai got     mad and put a curse on us? [07:11] kiri     No way! Kyotaro doesn't     have the power to do that. [07:15] waku     Even if he doesn't have     the power to curse people, [07:17] waku     he does seem to have the     power to get wishes granted. [07:22] shu     That's right. [07:23] shu     Last night, I might have wished that     instead of going to school every day, [07:28] shu     I could just space out as an old man. [07:30] kiri     So you did wish it?! [07:31] man     What are you going to do     about this, Shuzenji-senpai? [07:34] shu     What, you aren't happy about it? [07:36] dogo     Of course we aren't! [07:38] waku     Ryoma-kun, it looks like you'll have     to take care of all of us from now on. [07:42] kiri     Come on, I'm just as old     as the rest of you... [07:47] kiri     But why did we suddenly get so old? [07:52] mon     They're aging at a nice pace! [07:55] mon     Now, go on, keep aging! [08:02] kiri     It's odd. I feel like...     I'm getting even older... [08:07] man     We need to find the cause,     or we'll be in trouble. [08:11] waku     It's true. Any older and it'll just     ruin my character design. [08:17] shu     Too much trouble. [08:18] kiri     What, you don't mind the     thought of getting older? [08:22] shu     Well, we could skip class     and no one would get mad. [08:26] shu     I think I'm okay staying like this. [08:28] kiri     That's your reasoning? [08:29] dogo     I see! If you're an old man,     you don't have to go to class! [08:34] man     I'd rather not sacrifice my youth     just to get out of class, though... [08:38] mas     Wow, aging like that would really stink. [08:42] mas     I hope I stay beautiful as I age! [08:45] dogo     Oh, Martha! [08:47] una     My, they've aged even more     than I was expecting. [08:52] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro... it suits you. [08:55] shu     Huh? What does? [08:58] ata     I'm saying it suits your laziness. [09:01] shu     Yeah, I agree! [09:05] waka     If they're here, that seems to suggest... [09:08] waka     The cause of all this... [09:09] kiri     Yeah, it's that thing, right? [09:12] kiri     A m... m... mo... What was it again? [09:16] dogo     Ryoma-senpai, what's wrong with your memory? [09:20] dogo     You know what it is. A... m...     m... m... What was it again? [09:27] man     Not you, too! [09:28] man     It's the usual thing! A m... m... m... [09:34] shu     Meat curry. [09:36] waku     Meat curry? Was that what     we were talking about? [09:40] waku     I think I'd like to eat some meat curry. [09:42] waku     I think I had some meat curry this morning. [09:44] man     Now that you mention it,     I think you did, Ichiro. [09:50] mon     Go on, keep aging! [09:55] dogo     I feel kind of tired... [10:00] man     You're a total old man! [10:03] dogo     What's that? [10:05] man     You've become even more of an old man! [10:10] dogo     What's that? [10:13] dogo     You've! Become! An old man! [10:17] dogo     Oh, shucks, have I? [10:19] man     It wasn't a compliment! [10:21] kiri     This is terrible! We just     keep on getting older. [10:25] shu     What's the big deal?     It's not that different from how we were. [10:30] kiri     But it is different! [10:32] waku     But Kyotaro-kun's way of speaking     hasn't changed much, I'll admit... [10:37] kiri     I can't believe it. [10:38] waku     Maybe because he was the most     like an old man from the start? [10:43] kiri     For better or worse... I'm not sure which. [10:45] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai... [10:48] dogo     You've changed so much! [10:50] shu     Chiro, that's a tree. [10:53] man     Honestly. [10:54] man     You've always been a fool, [10:56] man     but you've gotten even worse     in your old age, Ichiro. [10:59] shu     Tai-Tai, that's a stairway. [11:03] mon     Well? You can't fight back in     bodies like those, can you? [11:07] waku     I see something...     but it's too far away to make out. [11:11] waku     It looks a bit like a head. [11:15] man     That's my head. [11:19] kar     He's currently in the depths     of anger and suffering! [11:23] kar     We need to make him happy! [11:27] waku     That's right. What's causing this again? [11:30] kiri     You know, the m... m... thing. [11:34] dogo     The thing, you know. The... m... m... [11:38] man     The usual thing. The m... m...      What was it again? [11:44] shu     Meat curry. [11:46] kiri     Of course! Meat curry! [11:48] wak     Is that what we were talking about? [11:51] dogo     That reminds me,     I had meat curry this morning! [11:55] man     That's right. I think you did, Ichiro. [11:59] shu     Everyone, you're repeating     the same things as before. [12:03] kiri     The same things? [12:04] kiri     That's right... we were talking about     how you haven't changed much, Kyotaro. [12:10] shu     Yeah, we've been through that, too. [12:12] kiri     Is it possible... you haven't changed     because you were an old man already? [12:17] shu     Nanao-san, you said all that before, too. [12:21] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai, you've gotten so hard... [12:25] shu     Chiro, that's a wall. [12:27] man     I was a wild one back in my day, you know. [12:30] shu     Tai-Tai, that's a stairway. [12:34] shu     What a pain... [12:38] kar     What's he doing? [12:41] kiri     I don't wanna get any older! [12:41] shi     Second childhood, I think. [12:44] kar     What about him, then? [12:46] man     I was a wild one back in my day, you know. [12:50] shu     Bragging about his old days as a bad boy. [12:53] kar     And what's with him? [12:55] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai... [12:57] dogo     You've gotten so round... [12:59] shu     Suffering the vision loss     that comes with age, I think. [13:03] waku     I get such a chill at this time of year! [13:06] waku     I always keep Chinese medicine     on hand for my aching joints. [13:12] karu     And him? [13:12] shu     Boasting about his health conditions.     It's common in seniors. [13:16] kar     Aging is pretty rough on you humans, I guess. [13:19] una     It's a little hard to watch, really... [13:22] mar     Can we put a stop to this? [13:23] mar     They're so ugly it's making     my adorable eyes ache. [13:26] ata     Shut up for a minute. [13:30] ata     Why isn't he suffering? [13:32] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro... [13:34] ata     You need... to suffer! SIGN    Furanui Born March 26 Blood Type: O? Aries Hobbies: Collecting insects Likes: Strawberries, digging [13:45] dogo     I feel kinda tired... [13:48] man     You're a total old man! [13:51] dogo     Eh? What was that? [13:52] man     You're! An! Old man! [13:56] dogo     Oh, shucks, am I? [13:57] man     It wasn't a compliment! [13:59] kiri     This is awful! [14:01] kiri     We just keep aging! [14:05] waku     The season's so chilly, isn't it? [14:11] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai, you've gotten so square! [14:15] man     I was a wild one back in my day, you know. [14:19] kiri     No! No! I don't wanna get any older! [14:24] mon     Notice me already, darn it! [14:27] mon     It's me! [14:29] mon     I'm the one who made you age! [14:31] mon     Fight me already! [14:35] kar     We're not getting anywhere like this. [14:37] kar     I guess you'd better transform. [14:40] kar     As Prince of Honyala Land, I order you! [14:43] kar     Become Karls Knights Happy Kiss     and save the people! [14:53] kar     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [15:04] kar     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [15:08] kar     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [15:12] kar     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [15:16] kar     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [15:20] kar     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [15:24] kar     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [15:27] kar     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [15:30] kar     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [15:33] kar     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [15:37] kar     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [15:40] kar     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [15:45] kar     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [15:51] kiri     We transformed? [15:53] waku     So we can transform in this state, too... [15:56] dogo     I guess we just have to     beat the monster, then. [16:00] man     Hey, you jerk! I'm gonna pound you! [16:03] mon     What are they actually saying? [16:07] shu     They've got kind of a      "let's beat him already" vibe going. [16:12] mon     So they finally want to fight! [16:15] mon     Now, feel my wrath! [16:22] kiri     Huh? [16:23] waku     No change at all. [16:25] dogo     I guess we just gotta beat the monster! [16:28] man     Hey, you jerk! I'm gonna pound you! [16:31] shu     Sounds like they're feeling pretty okay. [16:37] mon     I see! My attacks don't work     because they're already old! [16:41] shira     He's so useless... [16:49] mon     Well? [16:51] mon     Being old feels awful, doesn't it? [16:54] kiri     It does. [16:55] kiri     It doesn't feel good at all. [16:57] kiri     We gotta beat the monster as soon as we can! [17:01] man     Hey, you jerk! I'm gonna pound you! [17:04] shu     They're kind of saying, "Are you so sure?" [17:07] mon     I don't think that's what     they were saying at all! [17:10] shu     But are you so sure? [17:12] shu     I don't mind being an old     man at all, personally... [17:15] mon     You couldn't understand... [17:18] mon     I'm in high school, but I have     a face like an old man... [17:22] mon     so everybody just calls me "Old Man"!     You couldn't possibly understand my pain! [17:26] mon     So... [17:27] mon     I'm making everyone older than me, [17:29] mon     so they can get a taste of how I feel! [17:33] shu     Personally, I couldn't     wait to become an old man. [17:39] shu     I wanted to get accustomed to things like     basking in the sun as soon as possible. [17:44] shu     There are lots of things that don't look     "right" on you until you get older. [17:49] shu     I'm already used to those     things, so it's fine. [17:53] kar     Now, everyone! [17:55] kar     Kyotaro, hurry! [17:57] kar     Kyotaro-kun, it's time! [18:00] kar     Kyotaro-senpai, hurry! [18:02] kar     Please hurry! [18:05] kar     Darn it... [18:08] kar     Now! Use your powers     combined to make him happy! [18:11] kar     Are you happy? [18:13] kar     Yes! [18:15] kar     Are you happy? [18:17] kar     Yes! [18:18] kar     Are you happy? [18:20] kar     Yes! [18:21] kar     Are you happy? [18:23] kar     Yes! [18:25] kar     Are you happy? [18:27] kar     Yes! [18:28] kar     Let's happy hour! [18:31] kar     Return to happiness! [18:34] kar     Happy... [18:52] kar     ...and Turn! [19:00] mon     Oh, it came out. It's all out. [19:07] shu     Happy End. [19:09] kar     Happy Powder! [19:15] kiri     Hey, we're back! [19:16] dogo     We are! [19:17] dogo     Does that mean we have to go to class? [19:20] dogo     You'd really rather go     back to being that way? [19:24] waku     Either way, it's a little     too soon for us to be old. [19:28] shu     Oh? Who are you again? [19:31] kiri     That's Ojii Santa from our class, remember? [19:34] shu     Oh, "Old Man." SIGN     Ojii Santa [19:37] oji     I see. Being an old man means     I'm ahead of the curve. [19:42] oji     I guess I have some things others don't. [19:45] oji     Thanks. [19:47] oji     Old man, old man... [19:50] shu     Lucky. I wanted to be able     to space out all day. [19:54] kiri     You'll get there. Don't worry. [19:56] waku     But you can rest easy. [19:58] waku     It sounds like Ryoma-kun will     take care of you forever. [20:01] kiri     I didn't say that! [20:03] shu     Well, we worked up a sweat,     so let's take a bath. [20:12] una     W-Well, nothing to be done about it. [20:14] una     Let's just try again next time. [20:16] masa     T-That's right! [20:18] masa     We can make as many monsters as we want. [20:21] una     Ata... [20:23] shu     So tired. I really want that bath... [20:26] shu     Oh, that's right. [20:32] shu     Ata! [20:34] shu     Why don't you come to the bath with us? [20:37] ata     Damn you... [20:40] ata     Why... are you saying that... after all this? [20:45] shu     What? What's wrong? [20:50] ata     Kyo-chan! [20:55] ata     You really are... [20:58] ata     This is what you always do... Always... [21:02] ata     You just drift through life,     doing what you feel like... [21:05] ata     Doing whatever you want... [21:07] ata     You never even think about     how anyone else feels! [21:13] ata     You're just going to throw that out there?     "Come to the bath"? [21:16] ata     Like I'm an afterthought?     It's so inconsiderate! [21:22] una     Ata... [21:23] fura     I understand your dissatisfaction and anger. [21:27] fura     Spread fear! Rise, Black Knight! [21:36] una     It can't be! [21:44] una     Ata? [21:45] una     Ibusuki-senpai? [21:53] shu     Oh? Ata? [21:57] shu     Ata-kun... became a monster? [22:04] waku     He's putting out a dangerous aura... [22:07] karu     This isn't good! [22:09] karu     He's putting out incredibly unhappy energy! SIGN    One Centimeter to HAPPY SIGN    Next Episode [23:54] sign     Next time: Let's happy kiss     our way to One Centimeter to HAPPY! SIGN    Wow, Ata-san, you're so mad. Seriously, what happened in your past? SIGN    Time for the classic Defense Club second-to-last-episode chaos! Will production get it out in time?! (That's what you meant?!) 11 - One Centimeter to HAPPY Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] ---     So tired. I really want that bath... [00:12] ---     Oh, that's right. [00:17] ---     Ata! [00:19] ---     Why don't you come to the bath with us? [00:23] ---     Damn you... [00:25] ---     Why... are you saying that... after all this? [00:30] ---     What? What's wrong? [00:34] ---     You're just going to throw that out there?     "Come to the bath"? [00:37] ---     Like I'm an afterthought?     It's so inconsiderate! [00:40] ---     I understand your dissatisfaction and anger. [00:44] ---     Spread fear! Rise, Black Knight! [00:53] ---     It can't be! [01:12] ---     This isn't good! [01:14] ---     He's putting out incredibly unhappy energy! SIGN    One Centimeter to HAPPY [03:07] kiri     Ata-kun? [03:08] waku     He's become a monster? [03:09] man     It appears so... [03:11] dogo     This is so bad! [03:13] shu     Hey, hey. You're kidding, right? [03:22] shira     I don't... think it's a joke. [03:25] una     You turned Ata into a monster?! [03:30] fura     To rule this world requires fear. [03:33] fura     Fear and suffering are the most effective [03:36] fura     and efficient ways to control humans. [03:39] fura     Ritter Diamant has sublimated his own      suffering and become fear itself. [03:46] fura     So that I, Furanui,     may control the human world! [03:50] fura     Shall I turn you to fear, too? [03:52] fura     Ritter Amethyst... [03:54] fura     the warped hatred behind     that pretty face of yours. [03:58] fura     Ritter Rosenquarz... [03:59] fura     the despair hidden behind your smile     that comes from not being understood? [04:03] una     How do you know about that? [04:05] fura     And I, as ruler of the human world,     shall become Honyala Land's king! [04:10] kar     You're wrong, Furanui! [04:12] kar     You can bind people with fear,     but that's not real leadership! [04:16] kar     Not unless they're happy! [04:18] kar     Countries are founded      on the happiness of their people! [04:21] kar     Happiness is indispensable     to ruling the human world! [04:25] fura     Silence! Happiness is the     opiate of the masses! [04:29] fura     Go, Ritter Diamant! Spread fear! [04:34] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro... I will make you pay! [04:38] shu     Me? [04:42] shu     Stop it, Ata. [04:44] shu     What's going on here? [04:46] kiri     Wait... has Ata-kun been mad     about that this whole time? [04:49] shu     Hey, Ata. Did I do something to you? [04:52] ata     Shut up! [04:54] kiri     Look out! [04:56] ata     Don't get in my way, Kirishima! [04:59] fura     Yes, get him! [05:01] fura     Edelstein, hit them with all of your [05:04] fura     deep-seated sorrows and resentments! [05:08] una     Could you not order us around? [05:10] hone     Yeah, taking orders is the     least cute thing there is. [05:15] una     We're doing this of our own free will. [05:26] waku     He's in a rather pissy mood, isn't he? [05:27] man     This is no time for flippancy! [05:32] una     Stay away from Ata... [05:33] una     ...or we'll stop you ourselves! [05:35] man     You wanna fight? Bring it on! [05:40] una     Well, if it isn't the former delinquent,     Manza Taishi-kun. [05:45] man     How do you know about that? [05:46] una     Everyone knows it. [05:48] una     Maybe you belong with us, not them? [05:52] man     Shut up! [05:54] dogo     Taishi! [05:55] shira     Not so fast. [05:57] shira     You'll have to beat me first! [05:59] dogo     Don't get in my way, Magozaemon! [06:03] dogo     Shoot, I shouldn't have said that... [06:05] dogo     Sorry, sorry. [06:06] shira     You get the heck away from me! [06:11] shira     Idiot! This is why you never cross me! [06:14] man     Hey, you! Don't fight your own cousin! [06:18] shira     M-My perfect hair! [06:23] waku     I don't think I understand what this fight     is all about, Ritter Rosenquarz-san. [06:29] una     Yes. I guess it's just time to fight,     Luna Kiss-san. [06:36] kiri     Kyotaro, what are you doing? [06:38] shu     I'm tired. [06:39] kiri     Kyotaro! [06:44] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro. Why won't you fight? [06:47] shu     Because it's annoying. [06:50] ata     Annoying? [06:53] shu     And I'm sleepy. [06:57] shu     And I don't want to fight you. [07:00] shu     We have no reason to fight. [07:02] kiri     Wait, Kyotaro! [07:07] ata     No reason, you say? [07:12] una     Ata? [07:13] una     Ibusuki-senpai? [07:15] kiri     Ata-kun? [07:17] ata     You still don't understand?! [07:31] kar     Everyone! [07:32] kar     Wake up, everyone! [07:34] kar     This isn't happy at all! [07:38] fura     What's wrong, Karls? Is that all     your "happy" power has to offer? [07:44] fura     It seems that fear truly     is the stronger force! [07:49] kiri     Not yet! [07:51] kiri     We haven't lost yet! [07:53] waku     That's right! [07:54] man     The idea that fear wins over happiness... [07:57] dogo     ...we won't support it! [08:00] kar     Guys... [08:04] shu     What a nice nap. [08:06] shu     We won't lose. [08:08] shu     Because we believe in Karls,     and the power of happiness. [08:11] kar     Guys! [08:13] kar     Furanui! We'll stand up again and again! [08:17] kar     Because we believe in the power of happiness! [08:21] kar     We'll transform as     many times as we need to! [08:23] kar     Karls Knights Happy Kiss...     my magic knights of happiness! [08:27] kar     Come on! [08:38] kar     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [09:15] kar     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [09:29] kar     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [09:42] kar     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [09:55] kar     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [10:08] kar     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [10:13] kar     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [10:16] kar     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [10:18] kar     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [10:21] kar     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [10:23] kar     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [10:26] kar     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [10:29] kar     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [10:34] kar     Knights contract complete! [10:36] kar     Now! Use your powers     combined to make him happy! [10:40] kar     Are you happy? [10:41] kar     Yes! [10:41] kar     Are you happy? [10:42] kar     Yes! [10:43] kar     Are you happy? [10:44] kar     Yes! [10:44] kar     Are you happy? [10:45] kar     Yes! [10:46] kar     Are you happy? [10:47] kar     Yes! [10:48] kar     Let's happy hour! [10:51] kar     Happy and Set! [11:04] kar     Return to happiness! [11:07] kar     Happy and Turn! [11:15] ata     You can't make people happy with magic! [11:27] kar     No... [11:34] ata     No reason? You still don't get it, do you? [11:39] shu     Yeah... [11:40] ata     You're always mocking me like this... [11:43] ata     And you're always cruising through life,     never putting in any effort... [11:48] ata     It has happened time and time and time again! SIGN    Binan     Elementary     School SIGN    (Bronze) Hayashi Masaki (Bronze) Yamanaka Kazuki (Silver) Ibusuki Ata (Gold) Shuzenji Kyotaro [12:08] (Flashback) kid     Shuzenji's amazing, huh? [12:09] (Flashback) kid     Yeah, he's so great. [12:11] (Flashback) kiri     Aw... I worked hard on mine,      but Kyotaro got the gold again. [12:18] (Flashback) kyo     I think Ata's is way better     than mine, though... [12:33] (Flashback) kiri     Sheesh, Kyotaro. [12:35] (Flashback) kiri     I only just managed to clear five blocks. [12:58] (Flashback) kids     Congratulations! Amazing! [13:03] (Flashback) shu     Huh? I jumped it! [13:11] (Flashback) kids     Wow! Cool! [13:12] (Flashback) kiri     Wow, a new trick! You're so cool, Kyotaro! [13:28] ibu     That time and that time and that time... [13:31] ibu     Everything I worked hard to achieve... [13:33] ibu     Every time, every time, every time... [13:36] ibu     Again and again and again... [13:42] kar     He's been caught up in a maelstrom of hatred! [13:46] kar     I've never seen such a twisted, unhappy aura! [13:50] dogo     Just over that stuff? [13:52] man     He's just venting every offense      he's kept locked up inside this whole time. [13:57] waku     It just shows how powerful his feelings are. [14:01] waku     Or his obsession, you could say... [14:05] waku     Or... [14:06] ata     And then... [14:08] ata     That time, too! [14:13] kiri     You know, Kyotaro. That time. [14:16] shu     That time? What time? [14:18] kiri     That day after we were playing in the mud. [14:22] kiri     Remember? [14:24] ata     Did that really mean so little to you? [14:26] ata     That time... [14:29] (Flashback) ata     This is fun! [14:35] (Flashback) kiri     Look, I'm so dirty! [14:37] (Flashback) shu     Ata, you're the dirtiest! [14:40] (Flashback) ata     You are, Kyo-chan! [14:42] (Flashback) kiri     But our moms'll be mad      if we come back all dirty. [14:50] (Flashback) yu     Hey, kids! You're looking pretty muddy there! [14:53] (Flashback) yu     Why not come by our bath to wash off? [14:57] (Flashback) yu     My bro always says kids gotta get muddy. [15:00] (Flashback) yu     Muddy kids forever! [15:02] (Flashback) yu     Yeah, yeah! [15:05] (Flashback) shu     Yeah! Let's go to the bath! [15:07] (Flashback) kiri     Okay! [15:10] (Flashback) ata     I'm coming too! [15:14] ---     Undress and let's get in there! [15:16] ---     Bath time! [15:17] (Flashback) ata     Um, I've never done this before... [15:17] kiri     My mom would have been so mad... [15:20] (Flashback) ata     So... [15:20] kyo     We almost finished that castle, too! [15:33] ata     You... You... [15:35] ata     You left me behind! [15:43] dogo     Is it really that big a deal? [15:45] shira     Shut up! [15:47] ata     I really wanted you to realize it. [15:51] ata     But you didn't just fail realize... [15:53] ata     You kept rubbing it in my face! [15:57] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro. [15:59] ata     I am going to surpass you! [16:02] ata     Take this! [16:06] kiri     Kyotaro! [16:08] dogo     Why? [16:20] ata     Why? Why won't you fight back? [16:25] ata     Are you going to ignore me      the way you always do? [16:49] ata     Why? Why can't I make you respond? [16:51] kiri     Ata-kun! You've got the wrong idea! [16:54] ata     Why?! [16:56] shu     I just wanted to bear the brunt [17:00] shu     of your feelings as best I could. [17:05] shu     Because that's all I can do at this point. [17:12] shu     But... I did search for you then. [17:21] (Flashback) kiri     What nice hot water! [17:23] (Flashback) shu     Ata! I'll wash your back! [17:29] (Flashback) shu     Ata? [17:31] (Flashback) shu     Ata? [17:33] (Flashback) shu     Ata? [17:34] (Flashback) kiri     Where are you? SIGN    Binan Elementary School [17:41] (Flashback) shu     Ata! [17:43] (Flashback) shu     Ata-kun! [17:44] (Flashback) shu     Where'd you go yesterday?     You just disappeared... [17:47] (Flashback) shu     We were looking for you. [17:51] (Flashback) ata     Forget it. [17:57] (Flashback) kiri     Ata-kun! [17:59] (Flashback) shu     What's wrong with Ata? [18:04] shu     I should have asked earlier,     but what did you do after the bath? [18:08] ata     I spent the day alone, [18:13] ata     crying in the park. [18:16] ata     Back then, I wanted you to say it... [18:20] ata     "Ata, come to the bath with us." [18:22] ata     All this time, I wanted that... and yet... [18:27] ata     Instead, at the worst possible time... [18:30] (Flashback) ata     Oh, that's right. [18:35] (Flashback) ata     Ata! [18:37] (Flashback) ata     Why don't you come to the bath with us? [18:40] ata     Those words I've wanted     to hear for over ten years... [18:45] ata     This is how you do it, every single time... [18:48] ata     The way you trample on my feelings! [18:54] kiri     Kyotaro! [18:55] una     That dark aura is definitely bad! [18:58] shira     Oh my god! [18:59] fura     I never thought his hatred     would be so intense... [19:06] dogo     So bad, so bad, so bad! [19:07] man     We have to stop him! [19:08] waku     It appears we do... [19:10] karu     Then let's all... [19:11] kiri     Kyotaro! [19:18] shu     Then... [19:20] shu     It might be ten years too late, but... [19:23] shu     Ata. Let's go together... [19:33] shu     to the bath. [19:37] (Flashback) shu     Ata, let's go to the bath together. [19:56] shu     Sorry, Ata. [20:13] shu     What? [20:14] shu     A magic circle? [20:18] bird     Message for you! [20:21] kar     An emergency message from Honyala Land? [20:24] fura     What? [20:26] bird     It's from King Papa Kamo! [20:28] bird     Click! [20:32] king     Help me, Karls! Furanui! [20:35] king     Honyala Land is in danger! [20:37] king     Come back at once! [20:42] bird     Thank you very much. [20:47] kar     Papa Kamo... [20:48] kiri     You mean, that was your father? [20:52] fura     What has happened to Father? [20:54] una     Sounded like mortal danger of some kind. [20:57] una     Yeah... [20:57] fura     What?! [20:59] kar     Papa Kamo is... Papa Kamo is... [21:06] dogo     He's wailing... [21:08] man     Karls, who's usually so happy... [21:14] shu     Karls. [21:17] shu     It's really weird when you aren't happy. [21:21] shu     You've brought happiness to a     lot of sad and miserable people. [21:30] shu     Weren't you always the one who     could stay happy no matter what? [21:35] shu     Aren't you the one who wanted     to make the whole world happy? [21:40] kar     That's right! [21:41] kar     If Honyala Land isn't happy,     we need to go and make it happy! [21:46] kiri     That's the way, Karls! [21:47] kiri     Yeah, yeah, yeah! That's right. [21:49] waku     Looks like Kyotaro-kun     talked him into that one. [21:53] man     Yeah... [21:54] kar     As prince of Honyala Land, I order you! [21:57] kar     Karls Knights, save Papa Kamo     and all of Honyala Land! [22:02] ---     Right! [22:04] ---     Let's go! [22:08] fura     I shall be the one to save Father! [22:11] fura     Come along, Edelstein! [22:14] una     Ata? [22:15] una     Ibusuki-senpai? SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Always HAPPY in the Heart! [23:54] una     Let's happy kiss our way to     Always HAPPY in the Heart! SIGN     SIGN    What will become of Honyala Land's happiness? And how will it all end? 12 - Always HAPPY in the Heart! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:15] ---     What? [00:21] ---     Honyala Land is in danger! [00:24] ---     Come back at once! [00:28] ---     As prince of Honyala Land, I order you! [00:31] ---     Karls Knights, save Papa Kamo     and all of Honyala Land! [00:36] ---     Right! [00:37] ---     Let's go! [00:42] ---     I shall be the one to save Father! [00:44] ---     Come along, Edelstein! [00:47] ---     Ata? [00:48] ---     Ibusuki-senpai? [00:56] una     Ata. [00:59] una     I've seen how hard you've been working. [01:04] una     I want you to be happy, Ata. [01:10] shira     Yeah! [01:11] una     Well, it's not easy to put this into words... [01:14] una     So, I'm not a fan of violence, but... [01:17] una     Bing! [01:22] una     Okay, let's go too! [01:24] shira     Okay! SIGN    Honyala Land is under attack! What's happened to Papa Kamo? SIGN    Will Ata and Kyotaro get their handshake? Will the world be filled with happiness? SIGN    Always HAPPY in the Heart! [01:49] kar     This way, everyone! [01:53] dogo     Wow, wow, wow! [01:55] dogo     This is his magical kingdom? [01:56] dogo     Honyala Land? [01:57] dogo     It really exists? [01:58] dogo     You thought he was making it up? [02:00] dogo     Well... [02:01] kar     Anyway, let's hurry to Papa Kamo's palace! [02:05] shu     Sure. [02:09] dogo     Ouch, ouch, ouch! [02:11] man     What is all this? [02:12] man     Ichiro! [02:18] kar     Pa-para-pa! [02:26] kar     What are those things? [02:30] kiri     Tin soldiers? [02:32] shu     Karls, what are those? [02:34] kar     I don't know. I've never seen them before. [02:39] dogo     They're coming from this way, too! [02:40] waku     This way, too. [02:41] man     We're surrounded... [02:50] man     What is it? [02:58] dogo     These guys want to hurt us! [03:00] man     That was quite clear! [03:09] waku     More of this? [03:12] man     It's not stopping! [03:13] shu     Karls! [03:14] kar     I'll use my magic again... [03:20] fura     Prince Karls! Let's call     a ceasefire for now. [03:24] kar     Furanui! [03:25] shu     Ata... [03:26] fura     What's going on here? [03:28] fura     Where are Honyala Land's people? [03:31] kar     None of this makes any sense... [03:33] shu     Ata... are you sure? [03:35] ibu     I may have lost, but I have my     pride as a member of the Edelstein. [03:39] una     You know... We still have our knights'     contract and all that, too... [03:43] shira     Right. [03:45] shu     I see. [03:45] men     Prince Karls! Prince Furanui! [03:50] waku     There are people over there. [03:53] kar     Are you guys okay? [03:54] dogo     So all the residents of Honyala Land... [03:56] kiri     ...really are all animals. [03:58] man     But there appears to be     a bit too much variety... [04:00] waku     Let's just not think about it too hard. [04:03] kar     What happened, everyone? [04:06] pure     Minister Wao staged a coup d'etat! [04:09] fura     What? Minister Wao? [04:11] shu     Who's Minister Wao? [04:12] kar     He's our uncle! [04:15] (Flashback) wao     I, Wao, shall carry out my duties faithfully. [04:19] fura     Wao was our educator, as well. [04:22] fura     Why would such a wise man do this? [04:24] kar     And where have the people     of Honyala Land gone? [04:28] pure     W-Well... [04:32] shu     What's that? [04:39] kar     A demon? [04:40] kar     Kyotaro! [04:41] kar     Look! [04:46] kar     The people... [04:47] kar     So that's how it works. [04:56] una     If that beam hits you,      I guess it turns you into a tin soldier. [05:00] shira     That was close... [05:01] kar     Furanui, I'm putting up a barrier! [05:03] kar     Help me out! [05:05] fura     Agreed! [05:07] both     Hai-hai-sir! [05:12] dogo     They got it! [05:13] kiri     Nice job, Karls! [05:15] ibu     No, they only blocked the shot... [05:41] kar     Come out, Minister Wao! [05:43] fura     We know you're in there! [05:52] kamo     Karls! Furanui! [05:54] kamo     I was hoping you could save me! [05:57] wao     I see you've both returned. [06:03] shu     That's Minister Wao? [06:05] kamo     Karls... Furanui... [06:07] kamo     Wao may be engaging in a     rather terrible scheme... [06:10] wao     Silence! [06:11] kamo     I think that hurts, maybe! [06:14] kar     Papa Kamo! [06:15] fura     Father! [06:15] fura     Minister Wao! How could you do this? [06:18] kar     It's awful! Just awful! [06:19] wao     It's all the fault of this foolish,     incompetent King Papa Kamo. [06:23] karu     Just what has Papa Kamo done? [06:25] wao     Nothing, and that's the problem! [06:27] kar     What? [06:29] wao     Drunk on peace, he lets the     people do whatever they want, [06:32] wao     neglecting all of his     responsibilities as king. [06:36] kar     That's not true! Everyone     loves Papa Kamo's kindness! [06:40] fura     Honyala Land was a peaceful nation. [06:44] wao     Fool! Don't you realize that     peace leads to depravity? [06:50] kar     But, but... I thought everyone     in Honyala Land was happy. [06:55] wao     Listen to me, princes and     airhead manservants... [06:59] dogo     Don't call us airheads! [07:00] waku     I object to "manservant", as well. [07:02] man     You wanna step outside, huh?! [07:03] kiri     We're just trying to make everyone happy! [07:07] wao     That is the very foolishness     I'm talking about! [07:10] kar     Why? Why is it wrong if everyone's happy? [07:14] wao     Just as peace births depravity... [07:16] wao     when someone shines with a happy aura,     they projects a shadow behind them. [07:20] wao     This is the law of the world. [07:23] fura     I can't claim that I don't understand. [07:26] ata     Yes. [07:28] wao     I have served the airheaded, incompetent     Papa Kamo for a very long time. [07:39] (Flashback) kamo     I may be happy! [07:40] (Flashback) kar     Feels nice, huh? I'm so happy! [07:43] (Flashback) kamo     C'mon, Furanui! Minister Wao! [07:45] (Flashback) kamo     You might want to bathe in     the sun with us, perhaps! [07:48] (Flashback) wao     I fear that if bandits attacked     while I was sunbathing, [07:53] (Flashback) wao     I would be unable to protect you. [07:55] (Flashback) fura     I agree with Minister Wao. [07:58] (Flashback) kar     Then why don't we take turns? [08:01] (Flashback) kar     While you two sunbathe, we'll keep watch! [08:04] (Flashback) kamo     That might just be a good idea! [08:07] (Flashback) kamo     Karls, sometimes I think     you might have great ideas! [08:10] (Flashback) kamo     Huggle, huggle! [08:12] (Flashback) kamo     Huggle, huggle! [08:13] (Flashback) kamo     Huggle, huggle! [08:17] wao     And that's when I realized... [08:19] wao     Furanui, you are the same as I am. [08:23] wao     Though born to different mothers,     Papa Kamo and I were both in line for the throne. [08:28] wao     However, my perfectionism lost      to Papa Kamo's imperfectionism. [08:34] wao     Is it not an insult to be put in     competition with that fool Karls? [08:41] wao     Prince Furanui... [08:42] wao     I think you belong with me! [08:48] kar     Furanui! [08:49] wao     Prince Furanui. [08:51] wao     I'm sure you wanted to enjoy the     sun with your father and brother. [08:56] wao     But when you showed restraint, [08:58] wao     your father lavished praise on     your airhead brother instead. [09:03] wao     You must have found it terribly sad. [09:06] ---     Surely you asked yourself:     Why am I not praised? [09:08] ---     Why am I not loved? [09:12] ---     And you then began to hate your brother. [09:18] ---     Your love turned to hatred. [09:22] fura     Love... [09:23] fura     Turned to hatred? [09:25] wao     Prince Furanui, if you join me now, [09:28] wao     I will make you next in     the line of succession. [09:31] karu     Furanui! [09:33] karu     You won't abandon Papa Kamo, will you? [09:35] karu     He's our papa, you know? [09:39] wao     Listen, Furanui... [09:40] wao     The king's love has always been exclusively     bestowed upon the airhead Karls. [09:45] wao     There's no place for you     with the two of them! [09:51] (Flashback) both     Whee! [09:53] fura     It's true... [09:54] fura     There was no place for me there. [09:57] ata     I know how you feel. [10:01] ibu     But even if you have no place, do     you truly hate Karls and Papa Kamo? [10:09] ata     I'm sure you felt annoyed     about how they acted happy [10:11] ata     and never noticed you. [10:15] ata     You probably felt lonely, too. [10:19] ata     But is that the same as truly hating someone? [10:23] ata     Isn't it a hatred that indicates love? [10:26] fura     True. You may be right... [10:30] fura     But what of it? [10:32] fura     It doesn't change the fact that the king     showered all his love on Karls instead of me! [10:38] shu     But Karls didn't treat you that way, did he? [10:41] shu     Karls never said anything bad about you, ever. [10:47] shu     And if you went with that guy,     Karls would probably cry for real. [10:52] shu     He'd be really sad. [10:54] kar     Yeah! Because I love you, Furanui! [10:59] shu     You may feel like you're alone,     but I don't think you really are. [11:05] ata     Furanui! [11:06] ata     Have you ever made the decision to join him? [11:11] ata     I never did. [11:14] ata     I always just waited for him to talk to me... [11:17] ata     I never went up and talked to him. [11:20] ata     Something inside me wouldn't let me do it. [11:23] ata     But now... [11:29] shu     Anyway, for now, let's save Papa Kamo. [11:34] shu     We can think about the     rest in the bath later. [11:39] ata     Not a bad proposal. [11:42] shu     What do you think, Furanui? [11:46] kar     Furanui! [11:50] fura     Agreed! [11:53] fura     Minister Wao! [11:55] fura     You tricked us so that you could     incite rebellion against our king! [11:59] fura     Now you will pay! [12:02] wao     Furanui... [12:03] wao     So you've been taken in by Karls'     "happy" nonsense as well... [12:07] wao     I had you study kingship [12:10] wao     in the hopes that you would be the     successor to my reign of terror... [12:14] wao     But never mind that now. [12:15] wao     In that case, I'll punish you all! [12:21] kar     We won't lose! We want everyone to be happy! [12:32] fura     Minister Wao! [12:33] fura     Did you pit Karls and me against each     other so that you could prepare your coup? [12:41] kar     That's awful! It's not happy at all! [12:44] wao     Indeed I did. [12:45] wao     And Honyala Land is now mine! [12:48] fura     I won't let you get away with this! [12:51] wao     Won't you? [12:57] shu     This again? [13:18] ata     Are you all right? [13:19] shu     Yeah... [13:20] kar     Be careful! [13:21] fura     It's coming again! [13:26] wao     How dare you! [13:28] wao     Take this! [13:31] both     Hai-hai-sir! [13:34] wao     Your magic isn't strong enough to stop this! [13:48] wao     Is that all the power you can bring to bear? [13:51] wao     I'll wipe happiness from     the face of this world! [13:54] kamo     Minister Wao... [13:57] kamo     Rather... my little brother Wao... [13:59] wao     You're calling me your little brother now? [14:02] wao     I've served you all this time     and you never cared how I felt! [14:05] kamo     Wao, I don't believe I've ever     held any enmity towards you. [14:11] wao     That can't be true! [14:13] kamo     It's true, I think! [14:15] kamo     I let you lead the ship of state     because I trusted you, I think. [14:20] kamo     Wao, I don't think I ever knew     you were so upset, probably. [14:26] wao     Stop ducking responsibility!     Say something without hedging! [14:29] kamo     I love you! [14:33] kamo     I love Karls and Furanui too, I think. [14:36] wao     No... It can't be true! [14:39] kamo     I felt happy, I do believe... [14:42] kamo     Yes, that night when we looked     at the moon together... [14:48] (Flashback) both     Look, a rabbit! [14:50] (Flashback) kamo     Maybe? [14:53] kamo     Wao. Do you feel like you remember that? [14:56] wao     I do... [14:58] wao     You're right that I felt happy then. [15:01] shu     That kind of thing does happen. [15:03] shu     Happiness comes from the most trivial things. [15:07] waku     Like when I get an upright stalk in my tea. [15:09] dogo     When I land a ball of scrap     paper in the wastebasket! [15:12] kiri     When I wake up thinking I'm late,     but I realize I have time to spare! [15:16] man     Or when I look at the clock     and it's all the same number. [15:20] una     For me... [15:22] una     I feel happy whenever I get the taste of     pickled plum in the rice of my shumai. [15:27] shira     For me, it's when I do my hair just right. [15:31] ata     For me... When I learned how to     spin my mechanical pencil, I think. [15:38] kar     That's right! [15:39] kar     Happiness isn't something you seek out!     It's something you feel! [15:47] wao     What is this happy aura? [15:49] shu     I think it's impossible to wipe     happiness from the world, don't you? [15:54] shu     It's something that just     comes to you from all around. [15:58] ata     Yes. If you take a step     forward, it's there. [16:01] wao     Take a step forward? [16:04] kar     Okay, let's all make Minister Wao happy! [16:11] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:13] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:14] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:16] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:18] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:19] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:21] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:22] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:29] kar     Make you happy! Yeah! [16:36] kar     Make you happy! Yeah! [16:37] kar     When you're happy, you happy it up! [16:40] kar     Awesome! [16:41] kar     Everybody happy now!     Happy it down! Hap-hap-happy! [16:44] kar     Happy bath! Happy dive! [16:45] kar     Happy happy now! [16:47] kar     Happy bath! Happy dive! [16:49] kar     Happy happy for you! [16:51] kar     Being happy means happying! [16:52] kar     Happy up your happiness! [16:54] kar     Time to happy it up to ultra happy! [16:57] kar     Happy bath! Happy dive! [16:59] kar     Happy happy now! [17:00] kar     Happy bath! Happy dive! [17:02] kar     Happy happy for you! [17:04] waku     Anywhere you are, there's a     way to be happy! Check it out! [17:07] waku     Where is it? [17:07] waku     Right here! [17:08] waku     Over there? [17:08] waku     There too! [17:09] waku     Everywhere? [17:10] waku     Happy in the bath! [17:11] waku     Happy with a nap! [17:12] waku     Happy in your room! [17:13] waku     Happy with a kiss! [17:14] waku     Happy with magic! [17:14] waku     Happy with sweets! [17:15] waku     Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy! [17:19] waku     Let's happy hour! [17:21] waku     Super Happy Fiore Kiss! [17:27] waku     Super Happy Stella Kiss! [17:32] waku     Super Happy Luna Kiss! [17:37] waku     Super Happy Neve Kiss! [17:42] waku     Super Happy Spazio Kiss! [17:47] waku     Super Happy Ritter Diamant! [17:52] waku     Super Happy Ritter Rosenquarz! [17:56] waku     Super Happy Ritter Amethyst! [18:06] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:08] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:09] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:11] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:13] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:14] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:16] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:18] waku     Let's happy hour! [18:20] waku     We want to see that smile of yours again [18:27] waku     That's why we came running here to see you [18:33] waku     We'll do everything we can to make you happy! [18:39] waku     Let's happy hour! [18:52] waku     Return to happiness! [18:54] waku     Super Happy and Turn! [19:14] waku     Feels like heaven... [19:22] shu     Super Happy End. [19:27] puri     What a nice nap... [19:31] kamo     There, there. [19:32] kamo     Wao, I think you should     rest a while, maybe... [19:35] kamo     You've been working very hard.     You're very tired, I expect. [19:39] wao     After all I did... [19:42] wao     why would you be so kind to me? [19:44] kamo     Because you're my dear brother, probably. [19:52] karu     That's right, take a nice nap in the sun. [19:56] karu     We can't be happy unless     you're happy, Minister Wao! [20:02] shu     Go on and be happy. [20:29] kiri     This is heaven! [20:31] dogo     Yeah, it sure is heaven. [20:34] waku     I think I can agree with that. [20:36] man     You think everything's back     to normal in Honyala Land? [20:39] una     I think it's probably fine. [20:40] una     We saw the birth of two kings. [20:43] (Flashback) kamo     My beloved princes! [20:46] (Flashback) kamo     You did a wonderful job making     everyone happy, I think. [20:49] (Flashback) fura     Karls, I lost to you. [20:52] (Flashback) fura     Happiness is necessary to     rule a country, after all. [20:56] (Flashback) fura     You're more suited to being king than I. [20:58] (Flashback) karu     It's not about winning or losing. [21:00] (Flashback) karu     The question is about whether     you're happy or not. [21:05] (Flashback) fura     In that regard, I really can't beat you. [21:07] (Flashback) shu     Then why don't you become     co-kings or something? [21:10] (Flashback) kamo     Oh, that would good, maybe! [21:13] (Flashback) kamo     You can each compensate     for the other's weaknesses [21:15] (Flashback) kamo     and rule Honyala Land together, perhaps. [21:20] shira     I wonder if they're really     going to be co-kings. [21:23] dogo     He did say maybe... [21:26] man     Like he was ducking the question. [21:28] una     Papa Kamo is a duck, he has to talk like one. [21:31] waku     You are now both kings... I think? [21:34] kiri     It's all so non-committal. [21:51] shu     We haven't had our handshake, have we? [22:07] shu     Baths feel nice, don't they? [22:09] ata     Yeah. [22:11] shu     Ata, let's take a bath together another time. [22:15] shu     I've come here pretty much every day since then. [22:19] shu     I guess you could call it a habit? SIGN    They brought hot springs from the human world to make all of Honyala Land happy! SIGN    Thanks for watching, everybody! I hope we can meet again some day! SIGN    Now, one last time... Are you happy?