Season 4 1 - The Suddenness of HAPPY! KISS Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] fura     -- [00:00] etsu     -- [00:00] ---     -- [00:00] kiri     -- SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [00:32] kiri     Hey, Kyotaro! There you are! [00:37] kiri     What's that? A bird? [00:42] shu     You shouldn't have startled him, Ryo-chin. [00:44] kiri     I see the animals still love you, at least. [00:48] kiri     Didn't I catch you napping with a stray cat      in the courtyard not long ago? [00:53] shu     Did you? [00:54] kiri     Look at you, you're a mess. [00:56] kiri     You need to brush your hair. [00:57] shu     So? What did you want? [00:59] kiri     Oh, right. You missed a quiz. [01:03] kiri     I told them you were in     the nurse's office, but... [01:05] shu     Ah, thank you. [01:08] kiri     Don't "thank you, yawn" me! [01:12] kiri     You're gonna get written up again. [01:15] shu     I'll work it out. [01:16] kiri     Work it out how? [01:18] shu     Well, things have always worked out before. [01:21] kiri     Is that looking on the bright side,     or throwing in the towel? [01:25] shu     I'm not sure... [01:26] shu     What do you think it is, Ryo-chin? [01:28] kiri     How should I know? [01:30] kazu     Is this indolence I see? [01:31] kiri     Insolence? [01:32] kazu     In-do-lence. [01:34] kiri     Wakura-senpai, you really have     an advanced vocabulary. [01:38] kazu     Put simply, it means "lazy." [01:42] kazu     But since things always work out for you, [01:45] kazu     I can't totally criticize you,     which is the problem. [01:49] shu     I think I just get lucky. [01:51] kazu     No, no. Even if it's just luck,     it's impressive. [01:57] waku     Ryoma-kun, would you make us some tea? [01:58] kiri     What treats did you bring today? [02:00] waku     I'm not telling you, Ryoma-kun. [02:03] waku     Just kidding. It's salt     daifuku from the Takeyado. [02:07] kiri     Salt daifuku! [02:08] kiri     What tea do you recommend? [02:11] waku     Roasted green... [02:12] kiri     Got it! [02:13] waku     Just kidding. A bitter black would be best. [02:15] kiri     R-Right! [02:18] shu     Hey, Nanao-san. [02:19] waku     Yes? [02:20] shu     I've been thinking... [02:22] shu     Aren't you a little too hard on Ryo-chin? [02:26] waku     Certainly not. [02:27] waku     Things do tend to get hard     when he's around. [02:30] kiri     What do you mean by that? [02:32] waku     You really want to know? [02:33] kiri     No, actually. [02:36] waku     It's because you're so much fun, Ryoma-kun. [02:41] kiri     I'm... honored. [02:42] shu     I think I see what you mean. [02:45] waku     Right? [02:48] waku     Well, all that aside... [02:50] waku     The little ones are late, aren't they? [02:52] do     Hey, hey, hey! [02:53] do     I told you, it's proof! [02:54] ban     What's this one board supposed to prove? [02:57] dogo     I told you, it's proof that people     besides us were in the Defense Club! [03:02] ban     It's just a silly prank. [03:03] dogo     What makes you think it's a prank? [03:06] waku     What's going on, Ichiro-kun? Taishi-kun? [03:08] shu     Why are you always arguing? Chiro, Tai-Tai? [03:12] dogo     Taishi says there was no Defense Club! [03:12] ban     Ichiro says there was a Defense Club! [03:16] kiri     Hey, little ones. I see you're playing nice. [03:17] dogo     Little ones? You mean us? [03:20] ban     That label is extremely inappropriate. [03:22] ban     Well, maybe it's all right for Ichiro. [03:24] dogo     Hey, hey, hey! What do you mean,     it's all right for me? [03:26] ban     Do I really need to explain reality to you? [03:29] ban     You're a munchkin, Ichiro. [03:30] dogo     I've gained three millimeters     since the year started! [03:33] ban     Your math must be off. [03:35] kiri     So, what's this about the Defense Club? [03:38] dogo     We're debating whether     there was a Defense Club... [03:40] ban     ...or if there wasn't one. [03:43] dogo     Nanao-senpai, what do you think? [03:45] ban     It's just a prank, right? [03:48] waku     That's a good question... [03:50] waku     What do you think, Kyotaro-kun? [03:53] shu     Long ago... or perhaps not so long ago, [03:58] shu     there were aliens who were     trying to destroy Earth. [04:01] shu     But others rose up to prevent them,     and this is where they organized. [04:07] shu     They called themselves     the Earth Defense Club. [04:11] dogo     You mean, they protected Earth? [04:13] shu     You think they didn't? [04:15] shu     What did you think they     were protecting, Chiro? [04:17] ban     Wait a minute. Shuzenji-senpai,     were you just... [04:21] shu     ...making it up. [04:25] kiri     I thought it sounded made up. [04:27] shu     I just thought it would     be neat if it was true. [04:29] kiri     Yeah, yeah. Let's have tea, everyone. SIGN    The Suddenness of HAPPY! KISS [04:39] shu     Maybe their enemies were     called the Conquest Club. [04:43] shu     That would be the opposite of the Defense Club. [04:44] kiri     Are we still on this subject? [04:46] shu     Each time I look at that darkened sign, [04:49] shu     it feels like we've come so far. [04:52] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai, you sound     like an old man. It's freaky. [04:56] shu     Is it? [04:58] shu     I want to get older soon,     so I can spend eternity spacing out. [05:03] shi     I won't allow it! [05:06] una     But you don't think adding more     school rules is a bit much? [05:09] shi     Unazuki-san, you're too soft. [05:12] shi     If we allow for freedom and independence, [05:14] shi     Binan High School will deteriorate further. [05:16] shiro     It's not good right now? [05:18] shiro     I'm in shock... [05:19] shi     Of course it's not, Maasa! [05:22] shi     Indolence and sloth run rampant! [05:25] shiro     Indolence? Sloth? [05:28] shiro     I don't understand those words myself. SIGN    Koshigawa Wataru [05:31] etsu     I just love the Binan High     School student council! [05:35] etsu     The ever-gallant president, Ibusuki Ata-san! [05:39] etsu     With his aura of born handsomeness,     vice president Unazuki Taiju-san! [05:44] etsu     And the impish little cutie-pie,     secretary Shirahone Maasa-san! [05:49] etsu     They're too bright for my eyes to behold! [06:03] kiri     Kyotaro, you're like an old man. [06:06] kiri     You even make breathing     look like too much effort. [06:09] shu     If I forget to breathe, do remind me. [06:17] shu     This feels good. [06:19] shu     Makes me sleepy... [06:21] kiri     H-Hold it, Kyotaro! [06:26] kiri     Kyotaro. What's that? [06:33] ban     Yikes! [06:37] karl     Wow, I can't believe there's     water in a place like this! [06:41] karl     Major surprise! [06:42] kiri     Who's this? A customer? [06:44] waku     I've never seen him before. [06:46] karl     Sorry to startle you. [06:48] waku     No, that's all right... [06:50] shu     You came here dressed? [06:53] kar     Should I have taken off my clothes? [06:55] waku     Well, one usually does. [06:58] karl     How come? [06:59] kiri     Isn't it uncomfortable to be in wet clothes? [07:03] karl     Now that you mention it... [07:05] karl     But... [07:13] karl     Now it's all better! [07:15] dogo     Wow, wow, wow! You're like an animal! [07:18] karl     Is that strange? Unusual? [07:23] karl     You don't dry off so easily here? [07:27] karl     I see! [07:28] karl     Then... can you do this? [07:32] dogo     No, no, no! [07:35] karl     How about this? [07:39] dogo     I told you, no, no, no. [07:50] waku     What is this? Magic tricks? [07:54] karl     That's right, this is our tributary! [07:58] karl     It's the human realm! Earth! [08:00] karl     The people, the powers,     and the society are all different! [08:03] karl     Neat! [08:05] karl     But this is no time to     stand around starry-eyed... [08:07] karl     Oh, oh, what was I supposed     to do next, again? [08:11] dogo     What's a tributary? [08:12] ban     A territory. Sort of like a colony. [08:16] karl     I know! I should explain. [08:19] karl     I need to explain to you... my subjects! [08:25] karl     I'm Karls, first prince of Honyala Land! [08:28] karl     I've come to rule over you, happy-style! [08:33] dogo     What the heck is this? What, what, what? [08:35] ban     Is that an otter? [08:36] karl     Oh, drat. I turned back to normal. Tee-hee. [08:42] shu     I need to trade in my     winning popsicle sticks. [08:45] karl     Wait, wait! I've got a deal for you! [08:48] shu     A great offer? [08:49] karl     Yes! Info on an amazing, surprising bargain! [08:52] karl     You'll regret it forever     if you let this slip away. [08:54] waku     Just what is this deal? [08:56] karl     The Karls Knights are hiring! [08:58] karl     You get to be my knights for free! [09:01] karl     You can even help me in my happy reign! [09:04] karl     Great deal, huh? [09:08] waku     Right, I need to wash     the curtains in my room. [09:11] waku     I just forgot, I'm running low on tea. [09:12] waku     I have a library book to return. [09:13] waku     Gotta water my flowers. [09:15] karl     Wait! Wait! [09:17] karl     Is all that more important     than being a knight? [09:22] shu     No... it just sounds like a raw deal. [09:29] karl     Someone is sad. [09:37] etsu     I never wanted to grow up. [09:40] etsu     The older I get,     the more dirty and ugly I become. [09:45] etsu     I don't want to change. [09:47] etsu     I want to be a child forever. SIGN    1704th The tradition!!                         Pretty Boy Contest [09:56] etsu     I can't even take part in the     Pretty Boy Contest anymore, either. [10:00] etsu     I, who was once called an angel, [10:03] etsu     have shed my wings and fallen to earth! [10:08] etsu     Who's there? [10:13] una     I see. What a terrifying story. [10:16] shira     The world is just packed     full of fear, isn't it? [10:19] shira     You'd be better off faithfully      serving your ruler, then. [10:23] etsu     What are you talking about? [10:31] etsu     Blorf! SIGN    Shuzenji Kyotaro     Born 11/28     Blood Type: B     Sagittarius     Hobbies: Napping and hot baths     Likes: Dorayaki, spacing out [10:40] kiri     Wh-What happened? [10:42] shu     Think it got something caught in its throat? [10:43] kiri     Like what? [10:45] karl     J... J... [10:46] shu     Just Google it, asshole? [10:48] karl     No! [10:50] karl     Someone is sad. [10:53] waku     Sad? [10:55] waku     I suppose there would be. [10:57] waku     There are 7.5 billion people in the world. [10:59] waku     They can't all be doing     cartwheels all the time. [11:01] karl     You're wrong! They all need     to be happy, all the time! [11:04] waku     Um, you think he's a cult     person or something? [11:08] kiri     Well, he's not exactly a person... [11:10] shu     Either way, he doesn't seem like     someone we should get involved with. [11:14] karl     Wait! Wait! [11:15] karl     I can't stand having someone sad out there! [11:17] karl     I want to make him happy! [11:19] shu     Even though you're an otter? [11:21] karl     I'm not an otter! I'm Karls! [11:23] karl     I'm a prince! [11:24] karl     So c'mon, just work for     me a little, would you? [11:27] shu     What's with that natural exploitation style? [11:30] karl     C'mon... Just for a little while! [11:32] karl     Please! C'mon! Please! [11:33] shu     Sorry. [11:34] shu     You can beg me like a louse of an absentee     husband all you want, but it's not happening. [11:36] karl     I'm begging you! [11:38] kiri     He's getting awfully friendly. [11:39] shu     Nope, not happening. [11:42] karl     Darn it... In that case... [11:51] dogo     That really hurt! [11:53] ban     Hey, are we at school? [11:54] dogo     What is this? So bad, so bad, so bad! [11:57] waku     Somebody's probably calling the cops now. [11:59] kiri     I'm cold out here! I'm gonna catch a cold! [12:02] karl     Gentlemen! I'll explain later— [12:05] shu     You can't throw people out     naked in early spring. [12:08] shu     I'm very cold right now. [12:09] karl     A little exercise would warm you u— [12:11] shu     Japanese otters were hunted for their     pelts and went extinct as a result. [12:17] shu     Perhaps you could warm me up. [12:19] karl     Warm you up? [12:21] shu     As a pelt. [12:23] mon     Blorf! [12:24] all     Blorf! Blorf! Blorf! [12:28] dogo     I can't tell what they're saying... [12:31] ban     It sounds like a chorus made up of the     world's worst elementary school bullies! [12:36] stu     Help! [12:43] kai     Taste the terror of the tone-deaf "blorf!" SIGN    Blorf [12:48] dogo     Is he behind it? [12:49] shu     You got it, Chiro. [12:51] waku     He's producing that "blorf" sound everywhere. [12:57] waku     Is that the sad person? [13:00] karl     Yes! [13:02] karl     He's currently beset by anger and suffering! [13:05] karl     It's the depths of sorrow! [13:06] karl     As a prince, I cannot allow my     subjects to experience such misery! [13:10] karl     As the first prince of Honyala     Land, Karls de Yutari Honyalala, [13:13] karl     I'm going to make him happy! [13:15] karl     My knights of happiness! [13:18] karl     Come on! [13:31] karl     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [14:11] shu     Magic Knight of the Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [14:25] kiri     Magic Knight of the Stars, Stella Kiss! [14:38] waku     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [14:51] ban     Magic Knight of the Snow, Neve Kiss! [15:04] dogo     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [15:09] dogo     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [15:12] dogo     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [15:14] dogo     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [15:17] dogo     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [15:19] dogo     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [15:22] dogo     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [15:25] dogo     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [15:30] karl     Knights contract complete! [15:33] kiri     Hey, this isn't right! [15:34] kiri     I didn't do that willingly! [15:36] waku     How did it work, exactly? [15:38] waku     Brainwashing? Hypnosis? A dream? [15:40] ban     We shouldn't underestimate that otter... [15:43] shu     His hand was surprisingly soft. [15:46] all     That's your comment?! [15:47] shu     Well, it really was soft. And smooth. [15:53] kiri     We're flying? [15:54] waku     It seems we really have become magic knights. [16:04] dogo     Hey, he's coming after us! [16:06] ban     No mercy. We'll have to     friggin' crush that guy! [16:09] kiri     We will? [16:11] ban     We can hardly stand back and leave the     students of Binan High School in danger. [16:16] karl     Yes, yes! Go, make them happy! [16:19] dogo     Hey, you... [16:19] kar     I'm not the one you should be looking at! [16:23] ban     Get the hell away from us! [16:29] dogo     Taishi! [16:31] karl     Oh. Those aren't for throwing... [16:36] waku     Wow, those things are powerful! [16:40] kiri     Wakura-senpai? [16:45] waku     Just kidding. [16:49] kiri     We did it! [16:54] kiri     What do you want? [16:56] kiri     Why are you doing this? [16:58] ban     Kirishima-senpai, we're under no     obligation to ask for his motivations. [17:02] mon     I'll tell you! [17:03] dogo     Hey, whoa, he just started talking! [17:07] mon     I was once happy. [17:10] mon     But one day, I became unhappy. [17:13] mon     Anger and fear. I didn't want to grow up. [17:13] kiri     Any idea what he's talking about? [17:14] mon     The older I got, the dirtier     and uglier I would become. [17:15] dogo     Not a clue. [17:15] ban     Clueless. [17:16] waku     You think he's just throwing     a tantrum or something? [17:17] mon     I didn't want to change.     I wanted to remain a child. [17:19] mon     No! I'm generously sharing     my fear with others! [17:23] kiri     Uh, I don't think anyone     wants a piece of that... [17:25] mon     Shut up! [17:28] shu     But, hey... [17:30] shu     Aren't fear and unhappiness     and such relative? [17:34] kiri     Kyotaro, what are you doing? [17:36] dogo     I had a feeling one of us wasn't in the shot... [17:39] ban     I thought the layout artists flubbed it. [17:41] waku     Just watching, huh? [17:43] shu     I was rooting for you. Inside. [17:46] kiri     Even after transforming,     Kyotaro's still Kyotaro... [17:50] karl     Wait! Let's hear what Fiore Kiss has to say! [17:53] dogo     Fiore? [17:57] shu     Well, if you're happy,     you'll think happiness is best, right? [18:00] mon     Shut up! Happiness is the     first step to depravity! [18:03] mon     Fear brings people together! [18:05] mon     It makes them take action out     of anger and dissatisfaction! [18:07] shu     Yeah, but I hate being brought together. [18:10] shu     Being alone is easier. [18:13] ban     He has a point, sort of... [18:15] dogo     He's being pretty blunt about it. [18:17] shu     So what's wrong with being happy? [18:19] shu     Even if it's depravity. [18:20] mon     What's this? My fear isn't working... [18:24] shu     Well, "blorf" isn't exactly terror-inspiring... [18:27] kiri     Kyotaro doesn't have any     hang-ups at all, does he? [18:30] mon     Hang-ups? [18:32] mon     You call this a hang-up? [18:34] karl     Now, my knights! [18:36] karl     Make him happy at once! [18:43] shu     Huh? Why are you looking at me? [18:45] kiri     Couldn't you help us out a little? [18:47] ban     You sound like a wife     nagging her lazy husband... [18:49] dogo     I mean, come on! You got the     cool red uniform and all! [18:53] shu     Being in red doesn't mean     anything in particular. [18:56] ban     In most stories, being red     means you're the leader. [19:00] ban     Red brings to mind sun, flame,     heat, blazing blood, etc. [19:04] ban     That's one theory for why     it's the leader color. [19:07] ban     Another theory suggests that red is the     first color that a child's eye perceives, [19:12] ban     and so they use red, since children     are more likely to recognize it. [19:17] kiri     That's our Taishi. [19:19] kiri     He's a font of old lady trivia. [19:20] ban     I'm not an old lady! [19:22] dogo     Anyway, red has to be the leader. [19:25] dogo     Now... Kyotaro-senpai,     beat that thing already! [19:29] shu     Well, I mean, I really don't     think red is my color... [19:34] kiri     I wonder why Kyotaro is our Red, anyway... [19:37] waku     Maybe because he was first     to make the oath kiss? [19:41] waku     But since Kyotaro is Red,     I think it's time he showed his stuff. [19:44] shu     I'm not Red. But I guess this     won't end until I do it. [19:48] karl     Now, combine your powers to make him happy! [19:52] karl     Are you happy? [19:53] karl     Yes! [19:54] karl     Are you happy? [19:55] karl     Yes! [19:55] karl     Are you happy? [19:56] karl     Yes! [19:57] karl     Are you happy? [19:58] karl     Yes! [19:58] karl     Are you happy? [19:59] karl     Yes! [20:00] karl     Let's happy hour! [20:03] all     Happy and Set! [20:16] shu     Return to happiness! [20:19] shu     Happy and Turn! [20:30] mon     Feels just like heaven! [20:38] shu     Happy End! [20:41] etsu     What was I... [20:44] shu     So your fear was about your voice changing? [20:47] shu     No need to worry about that. [20:50] shu     Soon enough, you'll become an     old man in every way there is. [20:53] shu     Not just your voice. [20:55] etsu     Old man? [21:06] shu     I was trying to encourage him... [21:08] kiri     You messed up. [21:10] waku     But maybe it's a good chance for     him to learn more about himself. [21:15] karl     Yeah! Because "happy" isn't     something you search for! [21:17] karl     It's something you feel! [21:19] karl     You did a great job for your     first time as magic knights. [21:22] karl     Let's work together from now on! [21:25] ban     From now on? [21:26] dogo     How long do we do this, exactly? [21:27] karl     Until either Furanui or I become king,     and your sentence... [21:32] karl     I mean, your contract is fulfilled     and your Happybraces disappear. [21:35] dogo     Happybraces? [21:36] ban     Furanui? [21:38] karl     Happybraces are those bracelets from before! [21:42] karl     Furanui is my little brother. [21:44] kura     Brother? [21:45] fra     Prince Karls. [21:49] fra     I shan't let you defeat me. [21:52] fra     I am the true heir to the     throne of Honyala Land, [21:54] fra     and better suited to rule over our subjects. [21:57] dogo     Oh wow, so cute! [21:59] ban     Though what he's saying is fairly outrageous. [22:09] fura     If you attempt to stand against me... [22:12] fura     I shall do all I can to eliminate you. [22:15] fura     With the Furanui Knights... the Edelstein! SIGN    HAPPY Recipe SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Next time: "Let's happy kiss our way to HAPPY Recipe" SIGN    Princes Karls and Furanui compete to become king of the magical realm, Honyala Land. SIGN    Happyocracy or reign of fear... Which will rule in the human world? SIGN     2 - HAPPY Recipe Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] fura     Prince Karls! [00:09] karl     Furanui? [00:10] karl     Hey, it's Furanui! [00:13] karl     Hey! Hey-ho! [00:15] shu     I'm not a watchtower, you know... [00:19] kiri     Huh? Ata-kun? [00:21] kiri     Hey, aren't you guys our student council? [00:23] waku     It does look like them. [00:25] shu     Wow, look at those weird outfits. [00:26] kiri     Kyotaro, don't say that. It's rude. [00:30] waku     And our outfits aren't exactly     the greatest, anyway. [00:32] dogo     Why are they standing all the way up there? [00:35] man     I'm interested in knowing     how they got up there. [00:39] ma     The riffraff don't even know what to make of us. [00:41] ma     Look at those slack-jawed expressions. [00:43] dogo     Hey, Masa! Masa! [00:45] dogo     You're gonna slip! [00:46] ma     I don't need your opinion! [00:49] yu     Today, we're merely testing your prowess. [00:51] yu     Don't think you've won yet. [00:55] dogo     Are we involved in some kind of competition? [00:56] man     Dunno. [00:57] kar     Hey, Furanui! When'd you get here? [01:00] fura     Prince Karls! This undignified     conduct of yours... [01:03] fura     It's confirmation that you lack     a king's manners and poise. [01:07] karl     What? What's that? I can't hear you! [01:10] karl     What's this about hammers and pigeons? [01:13] fura     I said nothing about pigeons! [01:17] shu     I don't think this has anything     to do with us, so can we go? [01:23] yu     I see you're as oblivious to     social conventions as ever. [01:26] yu     This just reaffirms that the world     must be ruled with an iron fist. [01:31] fura     Yes. [01:32] fura     Hear me. [01:33] fura     I, Furanui, second prince of Honyala Land, [01:37] fura     will conquer this place! [01:42] dogo     What's this? Conquer? [01:44] man     So he'll be our leader, eh? [01:46] dogo     That dog thing, you mean? [01:48] waku     Well, if that's what he wants,     he might as well go for it. [01:52] kiri     Are you sure? [01:53] waku     Well, we don't know that he'll succeed. [01:57] waku     But I am curious about what led you to try. [02:01] fura     A fine question. [02:03] fura     If you wish to hear why, I'll tell you. [02:07] shu     I'm so tired. SIGN    HAPPY Recipe [03:45] (Flashback) kamo     How many years has it been since I first took [03:49] (Flashback) kamo     the throne of the magical     kingdom, Honyala Land? [03:52] (Flashback) kamo     I've grown old, and it is time for     me to pass my throne to another. [03:58] (Flashback) kamo     And so, my wonderful sons... [04:02] (Flashback) kamo     Furanui and Karls... [04:05] (Flashback) kamo     You must go to the tributary of Honyala Land [04:07] (Flashback) kamo     and prove you have     what it takes to be a king. [04:11] (Flashback) kamo     Whomsoever I deem worthy     shall be given the throne. [04:17] (Flashback) fura     I understand. [04:19] (Flashback) fura     Those of noble blood have     a duty to lead the people. [04:22] (Flashback) fura     I swear I shall prove myself to you,     Your Majesty. [04:26] (Flashback) kamo     I'm counting on you, Furanui. [04:28] (Flashback) kamo     Karls, what about you? [04:31] (Flashback) karl     Oh, you know I'm up for it! [04:32] (Flashback) karl     It sounds neat! [04:34] (Flashback) karl     But what exactly does it take to be a king? [04:38] (Flashback) kamo     To discover that and make it a part of     yourself is one of the requirements. [04:43] (Flashback) kamo     While keeping my expectations realistic,     I hope you can do it. [04:46] (Flashback) kamo     Minister Wao, go with them, [04:50] (Flashback) kamo     and help them if need be. [04:54] (Flashback) wao     Leave it to me. [04:55] (Flashback) wao     I, Wao, shall carry out my duties faithfully. [04:59] (Flashback) karl     So, where is this tributary exactly? [05:03] (Flashback) kamo     The human realm... Earth,     I believe it's called. [05:15] (Flashback) fura     Is this it? [05:23] (Flashback) fura     I like it! [05:26] (Flashback) stu     Who's gonna win this time? SIGN    1704th The tradition!!                              Pretty Boy Contest [05:29] (Flashback) stu     Aren't you gonna enter? [05:30] (Flashback) stu     Me? [05:32] (Flashback) man     Anyone who's finished with the     assignment can go home early. [05:38] (Flashback) stu     I'm so tired. [05:38] (Flashback) stu     C'mon, not like it has to be perfect. [05:42] (Flashback) stu     Yeah, I'm done. [05:52] (Flashback) fura     Indolence! Affectation! Deceit! [05:54] (Flashback) fura     This world is inundated     with every vice imaginable! [05:58] (Flashback) fura     I must guide these fools to     a more respectable world! [06:03] (Flashback) fura     Rise, Furanui! [06:04] (Flashback) fura     Strive, Furanui! [06:10] (Flashback) fura     Is that man dead? [06:17] (Flashback) fura     He's utterly unguarded... [06:21] (Flashback) fura     I could slit his throat and     he wouldn't even notice... [06:30] (Flashback) fura     What is this... this atmosphere     of comforting indifference... [06:36] (Flashback) fura     These waves of sheer calm... [06:39] (Flashback) fura     This air of sheer innocuousness... [06:42] (Flashback) fura     I feel my motivation slipping away... [06:49] (Flashback) shi     Look at you, dead to the world! [06:53] (Flashback) fura     Oh no! [06:54] (Flashback) fura     Those of noble blood must not allow the lower     classes to see us in such an inattentive state... [06:59] (Flashback) fura     Neglecting the academics that are a student's     duty to wile the day away in hedonistic slumber... [07:04] (Flashback) fura     You should be ashamed, Shuzenji Kyotaro. [07:08] (Flashback) shu     Oh? Ata? What's going on? [07:11] (Flashback) ata     I could ask you the same question! [07:14] (Flashback) ata     Have you been sleeping here all     day instead of going to class? [07:18] (Flashback) shu     Yeah, guess I have. [07:20] (Flashback) shu     Ryo-chin's gonna yell at me again. [07:22] (Flashback) ata     You don't care unless you're yelled at? [07:26] (Flashback) shu     Yeah... I guess that's what it comes down to. [07:28] (Flashback) ata     I was a fool to try to talk to you. [07:31] (Flashback) kyo     Actually, I think you're pretty smart. [07:34] (Flashback) ata     I know that! You don't have to tell me! [07:36] (Flashback) shu     Oh... Okay. [07:37] (Flashback) ata     I can see that the words "diligence" and     "discipline" don't exist in your vocabulary. [07:42] (Flashback) shu     I guess they don't. [07:43] (Flashback) ata     Even sarcasm doesn't work? [07:45] (Flashback) shu     I mean, it's true. [07:47] (Flashback) shu     You and I are really different people, Ata. [07:49] (Flashback) ata     I've had enough! [07:51] (Flashback) ata     I was a fool to even approach you. [07:53] (Flashback) shu     Huh? I told you, you're not stupid... [07:56] ata     He'll never understand anything! [07:58] ata     It really gets under my skin! [08:01] ata     Every time, every time,     every time, every time... [08:03] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro! [08:05] ata     I will make you pay! [08:09] (Flashback) fura     I see... There may be one sensible     person in this world, after all. [08:16] (Flashback) fura     You there, human! [08:19] (Flashback) fura     I have chosen you to be the captain     of the venerable Furanui Knights. [08:23] (Flashback) ata     What's this? A talking chihuahua? [08:25] (Flashback) fura     Halt! Did you not hear my order? [08:31] (Flashback) ata     What is all this? [08:33] (Flashback) fura     Bow before me! [08:39] (Flashback) fura     Do not attempt to defy me again. [08:42] (Flashback) fura     It is your duty to serve and revere me. [08:45] (Flashback) ata     I have a question for you. [08:47] (Flashback) ata     What's the trick behind this? [08:49] (Flashback) fura     Trick? [08:51] (Flashback) fura     I merely need to will things to move. [08:54] (Flashback) fura     That is all. [08:55] (Flashback) ata     It's magic, then? [08:58] (Flashback) ata     Very well. [08:59] (Flashback) ata     I have no objection to serving you. [09:02] (Flashback) fura     A wise decision. [09:06] (Flashback) ata     But as a knight, I require compensation. [09:11] (Flashback) fura     What are you asking for? [09:12] (Flashback) ata     Your magical power! [09:16] (Flashback) fura     Not just wise, but honest, at that. [09:20] (Flashback) fura     What is your name? [09:22] (Flashback) fura     Ibusuki Ata. SIGN    Student Council Room [09:25] (Flashback) masa     What's this thing? It's so cute! [09:28] (Flashback) masa     Oh, I could just die! [09:31] (Flashback) masa     I know! Picture time! [09:33] (Flashback) masa     I gotta get this on the web! [09:34] (Flashback) fura     Insolent fool! I strike you down! [09:39] (Flashback) ma     What is that thing? It's creepy! [09:41] (Flashback) ma     Freak! Die! Get fat! [09:43] (Flashback) una     So, to sum it all up, [09:46] (Flashback) una     the student council will become     this fox-like creature's... [09:49] (Flashback) fura     I am Prince Furanui! [09:51] (Flashback) una     ...Prince Furanui's knights? [09:54] (Flashback) una     That means us? [09:55] (Flashback) ata     If you don't like it,     you don't need to participate. [09:57] (Flashback) masa     I don't like it at all! [09:59] (Flashback) masa     What will people say if they see you [10:01] (Flashback) masa     kowtowing to this little fox thing? [10:04] (Flashback) masa     Right, Unazuki-senpai? [10:06] (Flashback) una     Nah. If Ata's in, that's enough for me. [10:11] (Flashback) una     Maasa, you don't want to? [10:13] (Flashback) masa     But... for the student council of Binan     High School to serve this... shrimpy... [10:17] (Flashback) fura     Shrimpy?! [10:19] (Flashback) fura     Very well... [10:20] (Flashback) fura     I'll take on a form more to your liking, then. [10:30] (Flashback) fura     Does this appease you? [10:33] (Flashback) masa     No way... Wow... So cool... [10:36] (Flashback) fura     Then it's settled. [10:37] (Flashback) fura     I, with you, the Furanui Knights, [10:40] (Flashback) fura     shall institute systematic     rule over this world [10:43] (Flashback) fura     and discipline its foolish     and indolent inhabitants. [10:46] (Flashback) ata     Indolence is sin! [10:47] (Flashback) ata     So is ugliness! [10:49] (Flashback) ata     I don't really get it, [10:51] (Flashback) ata     but people do need to do what     the student council tells them. [10:55] (Flashback) fura     Then allow me to grant you my power! [11:02] (Flashback) ata     This is... [11:07] (Flashback) fura     Now rise, Furanui Knights Edelstein! [11:13] (Flashback) trio     Die Verwandlung! [11:16] (Flashback) ata     That which is unbreakable is truly strong! [11:19] (Flashback) ata     Ritter Diamant! [11:22] (Flashback) una     Affection and comfort... [11:24] (Flashback) una     Ritter Rosenquarz! [11:28] (Flashback) masa     Noble and virtuous! [11:29] (Flashback) masa     Ritter Amethyst! [11:33] (Flashback) trio     We are the Furanui Knights... [11:35] (Flashback) trio     Edelstein! [11:39] fura     That is my story. [11:40] fura     Do you see now? [11:43] fura     They're gone! [11:44] fura     Did those cowards run away? [11:46] masa     I guess they must have lost their nerve! [11:49] una     They're over there. [11:57] waku     A little harder, more to the right. [12:00] kiri     Like this? [12:02] waku     Too far to the right, I think. [12:04] kiri     I'm sorry! [12:06] man     Look that way! [12:09] man     That's my 108th straight victory. [12:10] dogo     You're a devil... [12:12] man     I'm not a devil, and it's not magic. [12:14] man     I just know the system     for winning, that's all. [12:16] dogo     Really? Really? Tell me! [12:18] man     No. Absolutely not. [12:19] dogo     Stingy! [12:20] karl     Come back here, you crafty butterfly man! [12:24] karl     You can't escape me, you fluttery devil! [12:27] una     I think they got sick of our story. [12:30] masa     What on earth? [12:31] masa     How could they get sick     of our fabulous story? [12:35] waku     Sorry! It just kept going and going, so... [12:38] dogo     Also, it had nothing to do with us. [12:41] man     Yeah. [12:42] masa     It does have something to do with you! [12:44] una     We're talking about ruling this place. [12:47] una     That means you'll have to do what we say. [12:51] kiri     But you're the student council.     Don't we already do what you say? [12:55] una     There'll be severe punishments, too! [12:57] dogo     When you say it like, "There'll be cake, too!" [13:01] dogo     it's hard to buy into it. [13:03] uka     That's a good point. [13:05] uka     Well, no big. [13:07] ata     Don't let him have that one! [13:08] all     Anyway... [13:14] ata     Hey! SIGN    Kirishima Ryoma Born July 18th Blood Type: A Cancer Hobbies: Taking care of others Likes: "Getanha" cakes, cleaning SIGN    Kiyara Bentaro [13:29] club     Kiyara, are you on a diet? [13:32] ki     Nah... [13:33] club     Well, why aren't you eating? [13:37] club     C-Cute! [13:41] club     Hey, Kiyara! Kiyara Bentaro! [13:43] club     Where are you going? [13:46] ki     I... I want to eat giant rice balls! [13:51] ki     I want to eat a lunch filled     with kara-age and ginger pork [13:54] ki     and Hamburg steak and tonkatsu... [13:56] ki     I love greasy lunches where     the only color is brown! [14:01] ki     Why does everyone else get     to eat the lunches I want? [14:10] fura     I hear your dissatisfaction and anger. [14:16] ki     Um, I was just thinking about it... [14:18] ki     I know Mom makes those lunches for my sake... [14:23] fura     Spread your fear! [14:24] fura     Furanui Knights! [14:27] fura     Druck! [14:28] fura     Mich! [14:29] fura     Hart! [14:32] fura     An! [14:47] club     I'm so hungry... [14:49] club     You gotta have rice! [14:51] club     Greasy stuff is the best! [14:53] club     Everyone knows lunches need to be filling! [14:56] kai     Cutesy Lunch Beam! [15:01] mon     Stylish! Cute! Low calorie! [15:05] mon     Have a taste of my dissatisfaction,     anger, and fear! [15:09] kar     Hey, hey. Why's he scared of     it being stylish and cute? [15:14] waku     Because men like greasy stuff     that's full of calories. [15:18] waku     It's natural he'd be afraid     of not getting to eat that. [15:22] man     At least 500 calories of meat per meal. [15:24] dogo     Yeah, yeah, yeah! And if it's meat,     it's gotta be steak! [15:28] man     No, it needs to be shabu-shabu. [15:30] dogo     What? That snooty stuff? [15:32] man     In its ability to accommodate     beef, pork, lamb, [15:35] man     or even fish, shabu-shabu is truly versatile. [15:40] shu     The monster guy there seems pretty bored. [15:43] waku     That's right. What were     we talking about again? [15:46] shu     Good question. [15:47] kiri     The student council guys were     saying something, right? [15:50] shu     What was it, again? [15:51] ata     It was about how indolence is sin! [15:56] shu     Was that it? [15:57] shu     Thank you, Ata. [15:59] shu     That's right. [16:01] ata     Not that! [16:02] ata     You're exactly the kind of     people we seek to purge! [16:05] ata     I'm going to do everything     in my power to crush you! [16:09] ata     Cutesy Lunch Monster! [16:11] mon     Cutesy Lunch Beam! [16:20] karl     Look out! [16:21] karl     Everyone, transform! Before you're     turned into cutesy lunches! [16:25] shu     Can't I just watch from the sidelines? [16:27] dogo     What are you saying, Kyotaro-senpai?     Do you want to be reduced to an extra? [16:30] shu     Yeah, preferably one that's     cut off by the frame... [16:32] shu     Cutesy Lunch Beam! [16:37] shu     Kyotaro! [16:39] shu     For a moment there,     I saw a river and a flowerbed... [16:43] kiri     This isn't good, Kyotaro! [16:45] kiri     Anyway, let's transform! [16:46] kiri     That will keep you from getting hurt! [16:48] kar     Exactly! [16:50] dogo     That's the most backward reason for     transforming I've ever heard... [16:53] man     But he does have a point. [16:55] man     Anyway, let's transform. [16:59] man     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [17:12] man     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [17:20] man     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [17:27] man     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [17:34] man     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [17:42] man     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [17:47] man     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [17:50] man     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [17:52] man     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [17:54] man     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [17:57] man     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [18:00] man     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [18:03] man     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [18:08] shu     This again? [18:10] karl     Don't say "this again"! [18:12] karl     Ease his dissatisfaction,     clear his anger, and make him happy! [18:17] dogo     Huh? But how? [18:19] mon     You people could never     understand the way I feel! [18:23] kiri     But I do! [18:24] kiri     Feeling full is awesome! [18:26] kiri     But that's no reason to     resent the other students! [18:29] mon     I don't resent them... [18:31] kiri     Then why are you doing this? [18:33] kiri     Your mother made those lunches     to make her son happy! [18:40] ata     Is he finished already? [18:42] ata     And to fall to Kirishima, of all people? [18:44] una     Shall I apply a self-destruct booster? [18:47] masa     What do you mean? [18:48] una     Hey, Cutesy Lunch Monster! [18:51] una     Your mother puts your cutesy     lunches up on social media every day! SIGN    Today's lunch! I think it turned out really well, as always [18:58] both     Ryoma-senpai! [19:01] masa     Why did he self-destruct? [19:02] una     He was downplaying his frustration [19:05] una     because he thought his mother was     making those lunches for him. [19:07] una     So I shattered that illusion. [19:10] masa     I see! [19:11] masa     She was really doing it to satisfy herself! [19:27] waku     With distrust of others added on top of     his existing dissatisfaction and anger, [19:31] waku     he's now truly invincible. [19:38] kai     Cutesy Lunch Bomb! [19:48] kiri     Kyotaro? [19:50] both     Senpai? [19:52] kiri     You threw yourself into danger     to save your best friend! [19:55] shu     No... [19:56] shu     It's just, hearing all this talk     of lunches was making me hungry. [20:01] shu     I want to go home already. [20:03] shu     Besides, if you don't like     your mother's lunches, [20:07] shu     why not cook for yourself? [20:10] mon     C-Cook for myself? [20:13] karl     Everyone, now! [20:14] karl     Are you happy? [20:15] karl     Yes! [20:16] karl     Are you happy? [20:17] karl     Yes! [20:17] karl     Are you happy? [20:18] karl     Yes! [20:19] karl     Are you happy? [20:20] karl     Yes! [20:21] karl     Are you happy? [20:22] karl     Yes! [20:22] karl     Let's happy hour! [20:25] karl     Return to happiness! [20:27] karl     Happy and Turn! [20:38] man     Oh, it's heaven. [20:40] man     So nice and warm. [20:47] shu     Happy End! [20:50] ki     That's right... Just cook for myself. [20:53] ki     That's a great idea! My very own lunch! [21:00] fura     Well, no matter. [21:01] fura     I was merely testing your prowess for today. [21:04] karl     Oh, you were? [21:07] fura     Await my return. [21:08] karl     Awesome! [21:10] dogo     There he goes. [21:12] man     Well, that was confusing. [21:13] kiri     Oh, Kyotaro. Didn't you say you were hungry? [21:17] kiri     Let's grab a bite somewhere! [21:19] shu     Too much effort. [21:20] shu     I want to sleep. [21:22] shu     Walking is such a bother. [21:23] kiri     Don't be like that! [21:25] karl     Happy Powder! [21:29] dogo     What's all this shiny stuff? [21:31] karl     Yup! It erases the memories of     people who saw stuff! [21:35] man     Destroying the evidence? [21:40] kiri     Kyotaro, don't fall asleep here. [21:44] shu     Just five more minutes. [21:45] kiri     Absolutely not! [21:46] kiri     Kyotaro! [21:48] dogo     Um, there's something I've been wondering. [21:51] dogo     Why do we take a hot bath every day? [21:53] man     Good question. [21:56] kiri     Kind of an old habit, I guess? [21:59] man     Old habit? [22:01] karl     Hot baths make me happy! [22:03] karl     I'm so glad I came to the human world. [22:06] waku     Are hot baths the only thing     our world has over yours? [22:10] karl     Happy, happy! [22:15] kiri     Kyotaro! [22:16] kiri     Kyotaro! I told you not to sleep here! [22:19] kiri     Kyotaro! Kyotaro! SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    HAPPY Ice Cream SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY Ice Cream"! SIGN    You know how there are things you see every day, but you don't actually know what they're called... SIGN    ...so you just say "the thing" or "the whatever-it-is"? Next episode is about that kind of stuff. SIGN     3 - HAPPY Ice Cream Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] karl     -- [00:00] mon     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] una     -- [00:05] shu     Oh, that's right... [00:07] shu     What was that thing called again? [00:09] shu     What thing? [00:10] shu     You know... that thing for     making oyakodon or katsudon. [00:15] shu     The pan-like thing. [00:17] wa     It's called an oyako pan, I believe. [00:19] man     Oyako pan. [00:21] man     A wide, shallow, flat-bottomed     pan with a handle. [00:24] man     Its form is the height of specialization, [00:27] man     configured for creating the     most professional of meals. [00:32] dogo     But, but, but... [00:33] dogo     An oyako pan to make oyakodon? [00:35] dogo     The name feels way too obvious. [00:38] man     Indeed, it may be a bit predictable. [00:41] shu     So... what was that other thing called? [00:43] kiri     What "that thing" do you mean this time? [00:45] shu     You know, the... white     thing, kind of square... [00:49] kiri     I know! Sugar cubes? [00:51] shu     No... [00:53] wa     Melamine sponges, maybe? [00:55] dogo     Oh, I know those! [00:56] dogo     I use them, too! [00:58] dogo     We sure are in sync, Nanao-senpai! [01:02] shu     Not that... You know, the thing. [01:05] shu     The thing you put vegetables     and meat in to keep them cool. [01:09] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai... [01:10] dogo     You're not talking about     a refrigerator, are you? [01:13] shu     Oh. Yeah, that's it. [01:16] man     Refrigerator... [01:18] man     An electrical appliance designed to preserve     food and beverages at low temperature. [01:22] dogo     H-Hang on a minute! [01:24] dogo     Taishi, do we really need that explanation? [01:26] man     I guess we don't. [01:27] kiri     Kyotaro... [01:28] kiri     Aren't you a little worried     you're forgetting refrigerators? [01:33] kyo     I feel refreshed. [01:37] man     Shuzenji-senpai! [01:38] dogo     Don't fall asleep in the bath! [01:41] dogo     Senpai! [01:43] karl     H-Help! SIGN    HAPPY Ice Cream SIGN    Year 3 Class C [03:28] una     Seems like we're enemies now, huh, Nanao? [03:31] waku     I guess that's what it shakes out to, yeah. [03:33] una     The magic knights who bring happiness, huh? [03:35] (Flashback) all     Happy Kiss! [03:39] waku     Right back at you. [03:40] (Flashback) all     Furanui Knights... [03:41] (Flashback) all     Edelstein! [03:45] una     Well, you seem to be having a lot of fun. [03:48] waku     I guess. [03:49] waku     You need to have fun when you're     looking after your juniors. [03:53] una     You say you're looking after them,      but I know you're probably messing with them. [03:57] waku     I guess you must have     your hands full, too, huh? [03:59] una     Well, my kids are working hard. [04:03] una     When the kids are working hard,     you've gotta have their backs. SIGN    Student Council Room SIGN    Instructions 1: An orderly lifestyle! 2: Incredible productivity! 3: Solidarity in following the ruler's commands! [04:16] fura     An orderly lifestyle. [04:18] fura     Incredible productivity. [04:20] fura     Solidarity in following the ruler's commands. [04:23] fura     These are Binan High School's new doctrines. [04:26] fura     In order to enforce them, first we need     to formulate stricter school rules. [04:30] ata     I'm sorry to say it, but the school     rules may not be sufficient. [04:34] una     Yeah. [04:35] una     Even if we make them stricter,     I doubt anyone will follow them. [04:39] ---     True, true. [04:40] fura     What did you say?! [04:43] masa     Aw, don't get mad. [04:46] masa     Here, Maasa cookies! [04:47] fura     M-Maasa cookies? [04:50] shiro     I make them really good. [04:52] fura     W-Well, if you insist... [04:57] fura     Delicious! [04:59] shira     You can have as many as you want. [05:03] fura     I detect the scent of unhappiness nearby. [05:11] all     See you tomorrow, Yoshida, Kogawa! [05:16] haku     Sorry... [05:18] yama     Oh, it's you. [05:20] yama     I think the name was... [05:24] yama     Yamazaki, Tanaka! See you later! [05:26] yama     Take care on the way home! [05:28] yama     Do your homework! Brush your teeth! [05:30] yama     What is this, elementary school? SIGN    Usui Hajime [05:37] sign     I see... [05:38] sign     No one in this school can say my name. [05:42] sign     I've always struggled to make an impression,     ever since I was a child. [05:45] sign     But I'm so invisible, [05:48] sign     everyone just calls me "you" and "hey there." [05:53] sign     Why won't anyone say my name? [05:56] sign     Why won't they remember it? [05:57] sign     Why won't they try to learn my name?! [06:00] man     Here. Strawberry and mango, is it? [06:02] man     Thank you! [06:04] sign     Don't forget to close the door! [06:05] haku     Hey there. Coming in. [06:07] man     Oh, the kid from Binan High. [06:09] man     I've been waiting. [06:10] man     I need to head out for a bit. [06:12] man     Could you hold down the fort? [06:14] haku     Right... [06:15] man     Well, time to get changed! SIGN    Usui Hajime [06:22] haku     Even at my job, no one     calls me by my name. [06:26] haku     Even though it's written right here! [06:28] haku     It's right freaking here! [06:32] una     Excuse me. Soft-serve please. [06:34] una     Right! Coming up... [06:37] una     Hey, aren't you the student council? [06:40] una     Which should I get? SIGN    Ultra Kiwi Spicy Mixed Soft-Serve SIGN    Ultra Trend Mix Southern Mango SIGN    Rush Fluffy Ultra Mix Green Tea SIGN    Super Double Sweet Strawberry Mix [06:44] ma     I want the one with strawberry stuff! [06:48] ma     Okay. [06:48] ma     The super double sweet strawberry mix, right? [06:53] una     Are you the type who always reads the     exact name of everything on the menu? [06:58] haku     Y-Yeah... Because, I mean,     those are their names. [07:03] una     Yeah, I hear you. Totally. [07:05] masa     G-Good point. [07:08] ata     The humans of this world avert their eyes     from the truth and substitute whatever suits them. [07:13] ata     Wouldn't you like to set them straight? [07:16] haku     I would, but... [07:19] fura     Then I'll give you that role. [07:24] fura     Druck! [07:25] fura     Mich! [07:26] fura     Hart! [07:28] fura     An! [07:40] man     Huh? He's gone. [07:42] man     Hey, you kids! [07:43] man     Have you seen our part-timer anywhere? [07:46] shi     He has been assigned the role     of demonstrating our king's power. [07:50] man     But I need him around! [07:53] mas     Well, what are we supposed to do about it? [07:56] man     If you kids took our part-timer somewhere, [07:59] man     I'll need one of you to fill in for him. [08:01] man     Fill in? [08:04] ma     Unazuki-senpai? [08:05] una     Well, it must be done. [08:07] man     You'll do it? Thank you! [08:10] man     Well, good luck! [08:11] man     Yahoo! [08:14] ata     Unazuki-san, are you sure about this? [08:16] una     Yeah. Sure am! [08:17] ma     What a shock! [08:21] una     What do you think? [08:22] ata     What do we think? Well... [08:24] ma     Senpai, it looks great on you! Really good! [08:28] dogo     Hey, the student council. [08:30] dogo     The Defense Club! [08:31] dogo     You guys are serving ice cream? [08:35] dogo     Hey, have you got a part-time job here? [08:37] una     Step right up! [08:48] una     Well, can I get you guys some soft-serve? [08:51] waku     Sounds good! [08:52] waku     Let's get some, everyone. [08:54] waku     Um... This. [08:57] waku     Taiju, I'll take one of those. [08:58] una     Got it! [09:02] shu     Then I'll have that one! [09:04] shu     Thanks! [09:05] shu     And I'll have this one! [09:06] shu     Righto! [09:06] dogo     Then I'll have this one! [09:08] dogo     And I'll have this one! [09:09] dogo     I'll have this strawberry one! [09:13] shu     This is delicious! [09:14] ---     I want this one. [09:15] ---     Alright. [09:17] una     Ata, go on, choose. [09:19] ata     No... Thank you. [09:21] wa     Don't be like that! Here you are! [09:24] ata     I-If you insist. [09:27] dogo     Senpai, Senpai! Ryoma-senpai! [09:30] dogo     How did we all end up eating ice     cream together like pals, exactly? [09:34] kiri     This soft-serve is great! [09:36] man     I'm curious to know why     Unazuki-senpai and Wakura-senpai [09:40] man     are so good at making soft-serve ice cream. [09:44] kiri     Oh, that's right. [09:45] kiri     You first years don't know about that yet. [09:47] kiri     The cultural festival soft-serve legend. [09:49] dogo     What's that? [09:51] kiri     I've only heard the rumors, myself... [09:53] kiri     Right, Kyotaro? [09:55] shu     So good... [09:58] man     What are you talking about? [10:01] kiri     From what I've been told, [10:02] kiri     when Unazuki-senpai and     Wakura-senpai were first years, [10:06] kiri     their names were drawn to run the     soft-serve stall at the cultural festival. SIGN    Soft-Serve Ice Cream [10:11] sign     With those two making soft-serve together,      the stall did big business! [10:16] an     I never knew they'd done something like that. [10:21] dogo     So many people! [10:26] shu     I've got this pounding in my head... [10:28] shu     Oh, I know that! [10:30] shu     The cold makes your head pound, right? [10:32] mon     Excuse me! [10:34] mon     Don't you know what that     phenomenon is called? SIGN    Wakura Nanao Born September 17th Blood Type: AB Virgo Hobbies: Tea Likes: Japanese sweets, teasing others [10:44] sign     Hey, did you hear me? [10:46] sign     What's the phenomenon called where eating     cold things makes your head pound? [10:50] dogo     I never even thought about it... [10:50] shu     Ah, it still hurts. [10:53] kai     It's known as... an ice cream headache! [10:56] kai     That's the official medical term, too! [11:00] waku     So what? [11:02] kiri     Oh, Wakura-senpai. [11:03] kiri     Don't you have to stay behind the counter? [11:06] waku     We sold so much we ran out of ingredients. [11:08] dogo     Just like the cultural festival      soft-serve legend! [11:11] shu     Oh, the pounding's gone away. [11:13] kiri     Glad to hear it, Kyotaro. Shall we, then? [11:16] kyo     Yeah. Let's hit the Kurotama Bath. [11:19] mon     Hey, wait! You guys! [11:21] mon     Why are you leaving? [11:23] shu     Why? [11:24] man     Because we're done here, that's why. [11:35] mon     Then... do you know the name of this? [11:41] shu     Oh, that thing they put in books. [11:43] mon     Don't call it "that thing"! Its     official name is "pagemarker"! [11:48] mon     Next up... this! [11:53] kiri     The thing you serve curry in? [11:54] mon     It's called a gravy boat! [11:56] mon     And these? [11:59] dogo     Hey, those green crinkly things! [12:01] mon     Wrong! They're called baran! [12:03] mon     How about this? [12:06] man     The tool you use for goldfish-scooping. [12:08] man     The official name is... [12:10] mon     Poi! [12:11] man     Correct. [12:12] mon     Yeah! I got it! [12:14] mon     Wait! I'm the one asking the questions here! [12:16] mon     Now, these! [12:19] kiri     The things you use to dig out crab meat! [12:21] mon     No, they're— [12:25] shu     So, what's the point? [12:27] dogo     I know! [12:29] dogo     Are you one of those things they use     to hold bread bags and stuff shut? [12:32] mon     Oh, here we go again!     It's the phrase I hear all the time! [12:35] mon     That's right! [12:36] mon     When anyone looks at me, [12:38] mon     they just say, "Oh, it's that thing     they use to hold bread bags shut." [12:42] mon     Why "that thing"? [12:42] mon     Is "that thing" enough for you? [12:43] kiri     We've got ourselves a real     pain in the butt here. [12:46] shu     Yeah... [12:47] shu     Let's have the student council     deal with whatever his problem is... [12:51] dogo     Hey, they're gone! [12:53] kiri     So... we have to deal with him ourselves? [12:55] dogo     Can we not? [12:57] man     It does seem troublesome... [12:58] waku     What'll we do, Kyotaro-kun? [13:03] shu     Good question... [13:05] mon     Well... I see you're still struggling     to figure out my name, eh? [13:10] all     No, no, no. [13:19] mon     It's "bag closure"! [13:22] shu     So? [13:23] mon     What?! [13:24] mon     Aren't you elated to hear my proper name? [13:27] mon     Doesn't it make you happy? [13:29] shu     Sorry, but no. [13:32] man     Yeah, not at all. [13:33] dogo     Nope, nope, nothing. [13:38] mon     How can it be... [13:41] mon     In that case, I, Bag Closure Monster, [13:44] mon     shall cure your depraved souls! [13:50] mon     Tyndall! [13:55] mon     The phenomenon in which     light warps when passing [13:57] mon     through tree leaves is known     as the Tyndall effect! [14:02] mon     Are you listening?! [14:04] mon     It's the Tyndall effect! [14:05] mon     Tyndall! [14:09] mon     Tyndall! Tyndall! Tyndall! [14:15] mon     I think he just likes saying "Tyndall"... [14:25] mon     The warped light... [14:31] karl     He's wallowing in the depths     of anger and suffering! [14:35] karl     We need to make him happy! [14:49] ---     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [15:27] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [15:40] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [15:53] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [16:07] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [16:19] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [16:25] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [16:27] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [16:29] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [16:32] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [16:34] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [16:37] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! SIGN    Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [16:45] ---     Knights contract complete! [16:48] kiri     He made us do the full routine again... [16:50] ban     It appears we have no choice in the matter. [16:54] kai     Then I'll give you this! [16:57] kai     Pablo Diego José Francisco de     Paula Juan Nepomuceno María [17:01] kai     de los Remedios Cipriano de la     Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! [17:09] dogo     What's that?! [17:11] man     It's the real name of the     painter Pablo Picasso! [17:13] wa     Yes, they say his name was so long,     he couldn't even say it himself! [17:18] kai     That's right! [17:20] kai     You didn't know it, did you? [17:21] kai     Boy, you're stupid! [17:24] dogo     Seriously, what's the point of all this? [17:26] mon     I really hate people who don't     know the proper names of things, [17:29] mon     and just muddle through without caring! [17:32] mon     My name is not "that thing"! [17:34] mon     It's bag closure! [17:36] mon     Why won't anyone call me by my name? [17:38] mon     I remember everyone else's name! [17:42] kiri     Oh, I know this. [17:43] kiri     Is it the "I remember everyone's birthday, [17:45] kiri     but no one remembers mine" resentment thing? [17:50] kai     You... [17:52] kai     You said "the thing" again! [17:54] kai     Hey! Hey! [17:55] man     Kirishima-senpai, please     don't make him angry. [17:57] kai     Are you listening? Hey! [17:59] kiri     Huh? Did I upset him? [18:01] kiri     I wonder why, Kyotaro... [18:04] kiri     Kyotaro's missing again! [18:07] mon     You're all really going to pay now! [18:10] mon     Super Magical Bag Closure Beam! [18:13] shu     But... are names really that important? [18:18] shu     This thing apparently has     some crazy long name, [18:21] shu     but nobody says it. [18:23] mon     Yeah, and what I hate is     people who just accept that! [18:27] shu     But [18:30] ---     everyone still thinks it's delicious, [18:31] shu     and they come back to order it again. [18:34] shu     Isn't it better for people to think you're great,      rather than to remember your name? [18:40] shu     With you, too... [18:42] shu     Everyone remembers the thing they     use to keep bread bags closed. [18:46] shu     I think that's much better than     everyone knowing your name, [18:50] shu     but no one knowing what you're good for. [18:56] karl     My knights of happiness... [18:58] karl     Lift his unhappiness and make him happy! [19:03] shu     That was delicious. [19:06] karl     Now, use your power to make him happy! [19:09] karl     Are you happy? [19:10] karl     Yes! [19:11] karl     Are you happy? [19:12] karl     Yes! [19:12] karl     Are you happy? [19:13] karl     Yes! [19:14] karl     Are you happy? [19:15] karl     Yes! [19:16] karl     Are you happy? [19:17] karl     Yes! [19:17] karl     Let's happy hour! [19:20] karl     Happy and Turn! [19:33] karl     Return to happiness! [19:36] karl     Happy and Turn! [19:47] mon     If I'm "that," if I'm "me"...     Maybe it's okay either way. [19:55] shu     Happy End! [19:57] karl     Happy Powder! [20:07] haku     Huh? What was I doing here... [20:10] kiri     Hey, you're that third year. [20:12] kiri     What was it again...? [20:14] haku     I'm Usui Hajime. [20:18] haku     But it's okay. You don't     have to remember my name. [20:21] haku     As long as you don't forget     that I was here at Binan High. [20:25] shu     No, I'll try to remember. [20:28] shu     Um, what was your name, again? [20:31] haku     No, seriously, it's fine... [20:34] haku     Excuse me! [20:36] haku     So long! [20:38] karl     Everyone's happy again today! [20:41] karl     Now, let's go home! [20:52] shu     I'm exhausted. Can't move. [20:55] man     I've just ended up saying "the thing" again. [20:58] man     Kirishima-senpai. [20:59] man     If you say "the thing" again, [21:01] man     that guy's going to show up     and tell you to say the proper name. [21:06] dogo     Taishi, you ended up not     remembering his name either! [21:09] karl     Everyone, look, look! [21:11] karl     I made a Karls Original happi coat! [21:14] karl     Wear this happi and say... [21:15] karl     Are you happy? [21:17] karl     Get it?! [21:20] waku     I'm overheating. [21:22] waku     I think I'll get out now. [21:23] waku     Same here. [21:26] karl     C'mon, it's a happi! Hey! Hey! [21:31] usu     Thank you for coming. [21:38] waku     Could I have one of those? [21:39] usu     Yes! [21:40] una     I'd like one of those, too. [21:43] usu     Right! Thanks for coming! [21:54] waku     Another rough day, huh? [21:56] una     Same to you. [21:58] una     How long is this gonna go on? [22:00] waku     Who can say? [22:03] una     You say that, but you seem     to be really enjoying it. [22:07] waku     Certainly not. [22:15] waku     Well, see you again, enemy. [22:17] una     Sure thing, enemy. SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    It's A Wonderful HAPPY SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "It's A Wonderful HAPPY"! SIGN    There's gold buried on Mt. Binan?! And for some reason, the Defense Club is digging it up... SIGN    Meanwhile, the student council just watches. What will they find in the end?! SIGN     4 - It's A Wonderful HAPPY Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] yone     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] sign     -- SIGN    It's A Wonderful HAPPY [01:40] ban     There is! There is, I tell you, there is! [01:42] dogo     There is not! I'm telling you, there's not! [01:45] dogo     There is! [01:45] dogo     There's not! [01:46] waku     Looks like another fun     little pointless argument. [01:46] dogo     There is! [01:47] dogo     There's not! [01:47] ---     There is! [01:48] dogo     Not, not, not, not, not! [01:50] dogo     Is, is, is, is, is! [01:50] kiri     That's close friends for you. [01:52] ban     I'm telling you... there is, absolutely! [01:56] dogo     I'm telling you, there's not, no question! [01:58] karl     Oh? This atmosphere is less than happy... [02:01] waku     It's just a difference of opinion, [02:03] waku     over an utterly trivial subject. [02:05] kiri     The short version is, they're arguing about     whether there's buried treasure or not. [02:09] karl     Why would you dig up gold? [02:10] karl     Just make some with magic! [02:12] kiri     Come on... [02:14] ban     Kirishima-senpai, are you     in the "treasure" camp? [02:17] dogo     You're in the "no treasure" camp, right? [02:18] kiri     I don't really... [02:19] ban     You're in the "treasure" camp, right? [02:20] dogo     The "no treasure" camp, right? [02:21] waku     I suspect he's more in the "doesn't care" camp. [02:24] kiri     That's it! That's just how I feel! [02:26] shu     But if there was buried treasure,     what would happen to it? [02:30] kiri     He's awake. [02:31] waku     Were you listening in your sleep? [02:33] shu     I heard it from deep in my stupor, I guess. [02:35] shu     It resonated somewhere     inside of me, I guess... [02:39] shu     But what would happen if     you found buried treasure? [02:42] kiri     Would it be treated as lost property? [02:44] waku     Wouldn't it belong to the state? [02:47] waku     Or to whoever owns the local land... [02:50] shu     Though, if we're dividing     into "cool" and "ugh" camps, [02:52] shu     I'm in the "it would be     cool if it existed" camp. [02:55] ban     Exactly! That's precisely my point! [02:58] ban     It's about whether it's cool or not! [03:00] ban     There's a non-zero percent     chance that it exists. [03:03] ban     That's where the sense of adventure comes in! [03:05] ban     And that's what makes it cool! [03:08] dogo     The likelihood is still     pretty much zero, though. [03:11] dogo     I think they're just digging     because it means big ratings! [03:14] man     And you've just dug your     own grave there, Ichiro. [03:17] man     The fact it gets ratings [03:19] man     is proof that a lot of people     have the same sense of adventure that I do! [03:22] dogo     That's unrelated to the point of whether the     buried treasure actually exists or not! [03:26] dogo     You're moving the goalposts! [03:28] dogo     The question is if it exists or not! [03:29] dogo     And it absolutely does not exist! [03:32] ban     No, it does exist! [03:33] ban     Does not! [03:34] shu     Aren't their arguments fun? [03:34] ban     Does too! [03:36] bei     It's not fun at all! [03:38] bei     A-As far as I'm concerned,     there's no buried treasure! [03:41] bei     And that's my only word on the matter! [03:45] shu     He ran out, covered in soap suds... [03:47] waku     I guess he didn't like the     talk about buried treasure. [03:51] dogo     Hey, isn't that the transfer student... SIGN    Yonekura Kingo [03:59] (Flashback) sign     Hello. [04:00] (Flashback) sign     My name is Yonekura Kingo. [04:02] sign     Yonekura Kingo! [04:04] (Flashback) sign     Not "Maizo Kingo"! [04:10] [SONG] sign     Buried Treasure (maizo kin), Go! [04:13] shu     Oh, it's started already. Buried Treasure Go. [04:16] ban     That's right. Today's a     two hour special, right? [04:19] shu     Was it? [04:22] ban     Yonekura... [04:23] yone     I came to the public bath to avoid that     aggravating thing on the TV, and yet... SIGN    Mysterious Staircase     Discovered [04:29] yone     I guess I can't escape the     curse of the buried treasure! [04:34] kiri     Buried treasure curse, huh?     That sounds pretty bad. [04:38] kiri     Did one of your ancestors     bury treasure somewhere? [04:40] yone     It's nothing so serious. [04:42] dogo     Then... do you get teased     about your name a lot? [04:45] dogo     Like, "Hey, Maizo Kin-go!" [04:49] yone     It's nothing so shallow, either. [04:53] yone     What I can't stand is... my father... [04:56] yone     He gave me this name because of     his sense of dreams and adventure. [05:00] kiri     What? [05:02] yone     My father... [05:04] yone     He's a freelance director who pursues UMA,     buried treasure, and other mysterious things. SIGN    Mt. Binan [05:09] sign     We even moved here in his     search for buried treasure. [05:12] (Flashback) dad     Kingo, I think we'll get to live     in the next city for a long time. [05:17] (Flashback) dad     I've got a good feeling about it. [05:19] (Flashback) dad     This time, we're hitting the jackpot! [05:21] (Flashback) yone     Dad! [05:28] yone     He's just single-mindedly chasing his dream. [05:31] shu     So he came here to dig up treasure? [05:33] yone     Yes. [05:34] yone     The dig shoots last six months at least, [05:37] yone     and a year or two at most. [05:39] yone     Because of that, I've had to     change schools eight times. [05:43] dogo     No way! [05:44] man     Your father can't just leave     you at home when he travels? [05:47] yone     It's just me and him, so... [05:49] yone     I hear that, long ago, my mother encouraged     his dreams and adventures, but... [05:53] yone     It seems that from the time he named     me Kingo, her heart began to break. [05:59] yone     The day I was born, my father     was off digging up treasure. [06:04] yone     He wasn't there the day I started crawling. [06:07] yone     Naturally, he was AWOL when     I took my first steps. [06:11] yone     Even the day I got pneumonia and almost died, [06:14] [SONG] dad     Buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [06:15] yone     he was digging for treasure in some hole     where he couldn't get a phone signal! [06:20] yone     As a result, my first words were... [06:23] (Flashback) kid     Buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [06:29] yone     That seems to have been her breaking point. [06:32] yone     That's when my mother left. [06:34] man     I'm sorry. I really     shouldn't have asked... [06:38] yone     It's okay. [06:40] yone     I'm just so glad you heard me out. [06:43] yone     I thought it would be too hard to understand, [06:44] yone     so I've never told anyone before. [06:47] dogo     I guess it would be hard to explain. [06:50] waku     But your story is completely understandable. [06:53] waku     I mean, it just makes sense. [06:55] kiri     It must be pretty rough     going for you, Yonekura-kun. [06:58] yone     Lately, it's gone beyond rough. [07:01] yone     It's more like something's     boiling up inside me... [07:06] yone     I'm very sorry for my outburst earlier! [07:13] karl     Happy! Happy! [07:17] stu     Hey, I hear the buried treasure     shoot has started up on Mt. Binan. [07:22] stu     What a laugh! There's no treasure up there. [07:24] stu     You think those TV people really     believe the crap they peddle? [07:27] stu     They know it's all bull, but they go along     with the dig because it's their job, right? [07:32] yone     That's not true! [07:34] yone     Some people dig because they     really believe it exists! [07:36] sut     Are you kidding? [07:37] sut     That's pretty cringe-worthy... [07:39] yone     That's true. [07:40] yone     It is indeed cringe-worthy. [07:42] ---     That's why I say with confidence:     Buried treasure does not exist! [07:48] ---     But the worst part of it all... [07:52] ---     ...is you people who talk about it and watch     it on TV, without any sense of responsibility! [07:58] stu     What's with you, Yonekura? [08:00] stu     Since when does watching TV     require a sense of responsibility? [08:03] stu     C'mon, let's go. [08:09] yone     Wh-What do you people want? [08:11] fura     Your resentment is genuine. [08:14] masa     Yeah, I agree! [08:16] una     I can tell. It's natural     that you'd be resentful. [08:19] ata     It's irresponsible to watch     TV just because it amuses you. [08:22] ata     Would you like to correct that? [08:26] yone     Y-Yes, I would. [08:32] yone     Die Verwandlung! [08:35] yone     That which is unbreakable is truly strong! [08:38] yone     Ritter Diamant! [08:41] yone     Affection and comfort! [08:43] yone     Ritter Rosenquarz! [08:47] yone     Noble and virtuous! [08:48] yone     Ritter Amethyst! [08:52] yone     We are the Furanui Knights... [08:54] yone     Edelstein! [08:57] yone     Druck! [08:58] yone     Mich! [08:59] yone     Hart! [09:01] yone     An! SIGN    Manza Taishi Born September 30th Blood Type: A Libra Hobbies: Reading Likes: Reciting trivia, blueberries SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [09:18] kiri     I hear the Mt. Binan buried     treasure shoot is starting today. [09:23] ban     He reacts to buried treasure, at least. [09:25] dogo     Even though it totally doesn't exist. [09:28] waku     That reminds me. [09:29] waku     We buried a time capsule on Mt. Binan when     we were in elementary school, didn't we? [09:33] kiri     Yeah, we did that in my year, too! [09:36] waku     I've completely forgotten what     I put in it now, of course... [09:42] ban     What's wrong, Ichiro? [09:43] dogo     N-Nothing... [09:45] dogo     I-It's obvious there's no     buried treasure up there... [09:48] dogo     B-But why don't we go to watch the shoot? [09:51] ban     I knew you'd be interested. [09:53] dogo     Shut up, Taishi. [09:55] shu     Let's go. I kind of want to see it. [09:58] kiri     Kyotaro? [09:59] kiri     Isn't this usually his afternoon nap-time? [10:03] waku     Let's all go and see, then. [10:05] karl     Sounds great! [10:07] karl     We'll have a better chance of making someone     happy there than by hanging around in here! [10:11] dogo     Um... Nanao-senpai, you're going too? [10:14] waku     Do you have a problem with that? [10:15] dogo     No, no! Not at all... [10:22] cam     We are rolling! [10:23] so     Sound okay. [10:25] ad     Three... two... [10:28] kin     Buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [10:31] kin     Buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [10:34] rep     So, it's begun. [10:36] rep     The director is taking the     pickax in his own hand [10:38] rep     in pursuit of the dream of buried treasure! [10:41] kiri     Kyotaro? [10:44] shu     Hey. [10:45] shu     Give it to me straight.      Is there really buried treasure here? [10:49] pro     Oh, well... you know I     can't say that there isn't. [10:52] pro     I have our ratings to worry about, after all! [10:56] shu     Does that mean...? [10:57] dogo     He's basically saying there isn't. [10:59] ban     No, a miracle could still happen! [11:02] ban     Miracles are miracles because     they do sometimes happen! [11:05] waku     But that Yonekura Kingo kid is the     one jerked around by the "miracle." [11:12] kiri     When you put it that way, it is pretty sad... [11:15] pro     Oh, I know! [11:16] pro     We're a little bit short-handed. [11:19] pro     Could I ask you to turn your youthful     passion towards digging up treasure? [11:24] dogo     No. I don't have any youthful passion. [11:27] dogo     I'm also in the "no treasure" camp. [11:30] shu     Let's try it. [11:30] dogo     Seriously, Kyotaro-senpai?! [11:32] shu     I mean, the digging itself     sounds like a pain in the neck, [11:35] shu     but if we do find something      I could sleep the rest of my life away. [11:39] kiri     Now that's a shock! To see Kyotaro     getting fired up over something... [11:42] ban     I'm starting to want to dig it up so I     can prove that buried treasure exists! [11:47] dogo     Are you serious? [11:49] dogo     This is going in a very bad direction... [11:51] dogo     If anyone finds it... [11:54] shu     What's wrong, Chiro? [11:55] dogo     Oh, nothing... [11:56] dogo     I'll dig, too! [12:06] shiro     I'm shocked to see them     performing physical labor. [12:10] ata     They have nothing better to do. [12:12] una     But it means my company doesn't have     to hire more people, so that's good. [12:16] fura     And I'm certain he will appear. [12:19] una     Yes. [12:26] kiri     It says "Unazuki Construction." [12:28] pro     That's our sponsor this go-round. [12:31] ban     Hey, Ichiro. [12:32] ban     What are you so worked up about? [12:34] dogo     What does it matter to you?! [12:36] waku     You didn't put something in the time     capsule you don't want anyone to see, did you? [12:41] dogo     C-Certainly not! [12:44] shu     I found a time capsule from     Tai-Tai and Chiro's class year. [12:46] kiri     Really? Sounds fun! Open it! [12:49] dogo     Hey, you can't do that! [12:51] dogo     We're supposed to open it with the     graduation committee when we turn twenty! [12:55] shu     No big deal. We'll just bury it again after. [12:57] kiri     Yeah, yeah! [12:58] ban     I don't really care, myself. [13:00] dogo     Hey, Taishi! [13:02] waku     If he wants it to stay closed so bad,      we absolutely have to open it. [13:06] kiri     There it is! Wakura-senpai's super-sadism! [13:09] shu     Then... [13:11] shu     "My dream for the future. Dogo Ichiro." [13:17] kiri     Let's see... [13:18] kiri     "In elementary school, I always     played the 'cheerful idiot'..." [13:23] ban     "I was planning to act more self-conscious     in middle school, but..." [13:28] ban     "Just recently, I met this amazing     person two grades above me..." [13:33] ban     "He told me, 'Never stop being as     straightforward and cheerful as you are.'" [13:38] ban     "I'll never forget the fervor     in his gaze in that moment." [13:43] ban     "That person's name was... [13:45] ban     Nanao-senpai." [13:47] ban     "Senpai, please keep your eyes on me forever." [13:52] ban     For real, Ichiro? [13:54] ban     Wakura-senpai, you did a cruel thing. [13:56] waku     I forgot. Sorry. [13:59] dogo     No... I'm glad you forgot. [14:03] ban     Yeah, I wouldn't want anyone     to see this, either. [14:04] ban     That's why I wanted to dig     it up and erase it forever! [14:08] ban     But now we've seen it. [14:11] shu     Hey. [14:12] shu     I found one from Wakura-senpai's     grade, too. [14:15] kiri     Hey, let's have a look! [14:18] kiri     Wakura-senpai, did you     write letters to everyone? [14:21] kiri     Very conscientious... [14:23] kiri     "Aizawa-kun, I hope your     bed-wetting habit clears up." [14:27] kiri     "As promised, I never told anyone about it." [14:31] kiri     You wrote it down for posterity?! [14:34] waku     I remember now! [14:35] waku     I wrote down everyone's darkest secrets. [14:38] waku     I figured by the time we're twenty,      the statute of limitations would be up. [14:41] kiri     He's been a super-sadist since he was a kid. [14:44] ban     What other kinds of things did he write? [14:46] kiri     Let's see... [14:48] kiri     "Ito-kun, remember how you wore     that yellow-stained gym uniform?" [14:52] kiri     "At least the smell of your     sweat was very invigorating..." [14:56] kiri     Hey, that won't make him feel any better! [14:58] dogo     But it really is cool the way     you say that stuff straight! [15:03] ban     Hey. What are you trying to     slip into the conversation? [15:06] dogo     No, it's not like that! [15:08] dogo     It's not like that at all! [15:11] dogo     It's not like that at all, not at all! [15:13] dogo     Wait, what am I saying? [15:17] kyo     This is getting kind of fun. [15:22] kin     I've found something! [15:25] kin     Look! It's a boot caked with blood and sweat! [15:28] kin     This is proof that someone dug up gold here! [15:31] kin     In other words, there's gold buried here! [15:35] kin     Okay, buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [15:38] kin     Buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [15:40] kin     Buried trea— [15:40] mon     That's enough! [15:46] rep     What's this? We didn't find buried treasure!      We found a monster instead! [15:50] mon     There is no buried treasure here! [15:52] pro     Did you plan this twist? [15:54] dad     N-No... [15:55] pro     Ah well, it seems amusing. [15:58] mon     Don't enjoy things in such a lukewarm way! [16:01] mon     It's the existence of people like you [16:03] mon     that keeps brainless and irrelevant     shows like this in existence! [16:06] mon     You make too much brainless TV,     watched by too many brainless people! [16:10] kiri     Isn't TV something you're supposed     to turn your brain off for? [16:13] mon     That's enough! [16:15] mon     No one understands my feelings! [16:18] mon     The feelings of a person     named "Buried Treasure, Go!" [16:22] shu     Is that you, Yonekura-kun? [16:24] dad     Kingo! Are you Kingo? [16:27] mon     That's right! And I'm not     going to take it anymore! [16:32] karl     He's currently suffering in     the depths of resentment! [16:36] karl     We need to make him happy! [16:39] karl     Again? [16:40] karl     As Prince of Honyala Land, I order you! [16:43] karl     Become Karl's Knights Happy     Kiss and save the people! [16:54] karl     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [17:05] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [17:16] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [17:25] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [17:33] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [17:42] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [17:47] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [17:49] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [17:52] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [17:54] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [17:57] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [17:59] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [18:03] karl     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [18:10] shu     Kingo-kun, I don't think you     really hate your father. [18:17] shu     It's seeing him give everything he has     on a dream that might never come true [18:21] shu     that bothers you, right? [18:23] shu     It's hard to watch     him working too hard, isn't it? [18:27] mon     Now that you mention it... [18:29] mon     Once, he used the money he     made on a treasure-digging job [18:33] mon     to buy me a toy. [18:37] mon     There was dirt on the bill... [18:40] kiri     I feel like I've seen this     story somewhere before... [18:43] mon     My father always worked, covered in mud,      without ever complaining... [18:48] mon     He's working so hard,     but it never leads to anything. [18:51] mon     I just watch him get more and more     covered in mud! That's what's so hard! [18:55] kin     Kingo... [18:58] karl     Then we'd better make him happy! [19:01] karl     You, too! [19:03] fura     I won't let it happen! [19:05] fura     Rage, monster! [19:13] mon     Buried treasure! Hit the motherload! [19:18] mon     Hit the motherload! [19:20] mon     Hit the motherload! [19:27] kiri     I think he's being manipulated! [19:29] shu     What should we do? [19:31] karl     Make him happy! [19:33] karl     Go on, my knights of happiness! [19:37] karl     This time, lift his unhappiness     and make him happy! [19:43] kiri     Hey, Kyotaro, hurry up. [19:45] shu     If it will end this sooner... [19:47] karl     Use your powers combined to make him happy! [19:51] karl     Are you happy? [19:52] karl     Yes! [19:52] karl     Are you happy? [19:54] karl     Yes! [19:54] karl     Are you happy? [19:55] karl     Yes! [19:56] karl     Are you happy? [19:57] karl     Yes! [19:57] karl     Are you happy? [19:58] karl     Yes! [19:59] karl     Let's happy hour! [20:02] karl     Happy and Set! [20:16] karl     Return to happiness! [20:18] karl     Happy and Turn! [20:30] mon     Feels like heaven! [20:37] mon     Happy End! [20:38] mon     Happy Powder! [20:43] dad     Kingo! [20:49] shu     He didn't find buried treasure,     but he did find a hot spring. [20:53] pro     Well done, Yonekura-kun! [20:55] pro     This will be a huge success for our show! [20:57] dad     I'm so lucky! [21:08] kiri     I hear the town's going to work together [21:10] kiri     to build a big bath facility     around that hot spring. [21:14] wak     And the Yonekura family is     getting the credit for it. [21:21] dad     Kingo. Today, you woke me up. [21:25] dad     Thanks to you, [21:26] dad     I'm going to live with my feet     planted firmly on the ground. [21:30] dad     Here, on the same ground where you stand. [21:32] kin     What about the buried treasure? [21:34] dad     Forget it. [21:35] dad     You've given me a new dream. [21:37] dad     Thank you, Kingo. [21:43] waku     That reminds me, Kyotaro-kun... [21:45] waku     What was it that you hid in your pocket? [21:47] shu     Oh. You saw that? [21:54] dogo     You guys were really close, huh? [21:56] dogo     I feel like we were. [21:58] ---     That's right. [21:59] ban     But why is your relationship so strained now? [22:03] ban     Is it? [22:05] kiri     Why not send a copy to Ata,     to remind him of the old days? [22:08] shu     Good idea. SIGN    This was in the time capsule SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    HAPPY and Beautiful SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY and Beautiful"! SIGN    Shirahone Masa holds his Maasa Sweets Festival. SIGN    What's he really after? And what's his connection to Ichiro? 5 - HAPPY and Beautiful Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] shi     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] masa     -- SIGN    HAPPY and Beautiful SIGN         Binan High School [01:42] kiri     Isn't that funny? [01:47] kiri     What's with the line? [01:49] shu     Dunno. [01:52] shu     Sleepy... [01:53] dogo     Senpai, senpai, senpai, senpai! [01:55] dogo     Good morning! [01:58] kiri     The morning screamer has arrived. [02:01] ban     Senpai. Good morning. [02:05] dogo     What's all this? [02:07] wa     Hey. [02:09] wa     Ryoma-kun, these are for you. [02:11] kiri     Cookies! [02:14] kiri     Thank y— [02:16] kiri     Y— [02:17] kiri     Y— [02:18] dogo     Nanao-senpai. You're teasing Ryoma-senpai again. [02:23] wak     You really want them? [02:25] kiri     I do! [02:26] wak     Here you go, then. [02:28] kiri     Hooray! [02:29] dogo     But why do you have cookies? [02:31] wak     They're handing them out up there,     so I picked up a pack. SIGN    Maasa Sweets Festival [02:44] ma     Here, a present for you! [02:46] ma     Thank you so much! [02:51] ma     For you, too. [02:52] ma     Handmade cookies using     Maasa's special recipe! [02:56] ma     Th-Thank you so much! [03:01] kiri     Maasa Sweets Festival? [03:04] kiri     You mean... these are... [03:05] man     They're most likely... [03:06] man     No, they're definitely cookies handmade     by Shirahone Maasa of the student council. [03:13] man     But why a sweets festival? [03:16] shu     Dunno. No interest in it. [03:20] shu     Hey, Kyotaro... [03:23] mas     "Maasa Sweets Festival"     is just a lot of kidding. [03:26] mas     It's really... [03:28] mas     Hey! SIGN    Maasa Sweets Festival For lunch, too! [03:37] mas     Don't worry, there's enough      here for everyone! [03:40] mas     Go ahead and eat your fill! [03:43] mas     You can have some, too. SIGN    Sujikawa Honeo [03:47] suji     Thank you very much. [03:49] mas     I made a special cupcake just for you, too. [03:52] mas     It's one of my special sweets,     packed with Echire butter imported from France. [03:58] mas     Now, I'll top it with fresh cream... [04:02] stu     Who is that guy? [04:03] stu     That's Sujikawa. [04:04] stu     The guy we call "chicken carcass." [04:06] stu     Oh, chicken carcass. [04:09] masa     Be quiet. [04:11] masa     It's not nice to say that stuff. [04:14] suji     He defended me! [04:16] suji     Well, see you later, Sujikawa-kun. [04:18] suji     R-Right... [04:20] suji     Okay, now! Don't worry,      there's plenty for all you guys, too! [04:27] una     Maasa... what's he thinking? [04:30] suji     It's probably all full of sugar and fat... [04:31] ata     Well, that explains it. [04:34] suji     Surely, if I eat this... [04:38] stu     Me too, me too, me too! [04:45] una     Are you okay? [04:47] suji     Y-Yes... [04:49] suji     I'm sorry. [04:53] una     They call him chicken carcass, but... [04:56] una     He looks like all the stock's     been boiled out of him already. [05:01] fura     Sniff, sniff, sniff... [05:03] fura     I smell the stench of unhappiness again. [05:06] fura     From that direction... [05:07] fura     No... from this direction, too? SIGN    Maasa Sweets Festival [05:15] shu     You know about genetic testing? [05:17] dogo     What about genetic testing? [05:18] kiri     Kyotaro, where did that come from? [05:21] shu     You think it's really accurate? [05:23] man     Yeah. Genetic research has been     making great strides of late. [05:29] kiri     What kinds of things can it tell us? [05:31] man     Diseases you're prone to, facial structure, [05:34] man     whether you're predisposed     to putting on weight or not... [05:37] man     They can read all that     from your genetic makeup. [05:41] dogo     Wow, wow, wow! I wanna try it! [05:44] man     You'd better not. [05:45] dogo     Why not? [05:47] waku     If a child or young person [05:49] waku     with a future still ahead of them is told     "you're genetically predisposed to stupidity," [05:53] waku     it might be demotivating. [05:56] waku     Right, Ichiro-kun? [05:57] dogo     That's true. [06:05] suji     It all came back up again. [06:08] suji     I guess my stomach is     sensitive to fresh cream. [06:11] man     Hey, want to go to Maasa-san's     sweets buffet later on? [06:15] man     Sure, sure! [06:16] man     I can afford to pack on a few more pounds! [06:18] suji     They're lucky to be so plump... [06:23] suji     I've never been able to put on weight,     even when I was little. [06:27] suji     Hoping to gain a few pounds,     I even tried protein shakes... [06:34] suji     but they disagreed with me and made me sick. [06:36] ---     My stomach... [06:39] suji     I tried stuffing myself     with various other foods, [06:43] suji     but it ended the same way. [06:45] suji     I just got sick and ended     up thinner than before. [06:49] suji     Around that time, people     started calling me... [06:54] suji     "Nothing but skin and bones left...     chicken carcass." SIGN    We use real chicken carcass! [06:59] sign     It must be my genes that keep     me from putting on weight. [07:03] sign     There's no other way around it. [07:06] kiri     So if you're genetically predisposed to being fat,      dieting can't help you? [07:10] man     Not necessarily... It's just what     your body will tend towards. [07:16] dogo     Why? Why? Why? [07:17] man     Near the end of the Ice Age, [07:19] man     it's said that most of the Northern     Hemisphere was covered in ice. [07:23] dogo     And? And? [07:25] man     There's a theory that this harsh environment     led to the evolution of a conservation gene [07:29] man     that let humans store more energy     from the food they consumed. [07:31] man     Those who inherited that gene are     more inclined towards obesity today. [07:38] kiri     So it's my genes' fault that I like sweets? [07:42] wak     You'd better be careful, Ryoma-kun. [07:44] kiri     Yeah, I'd seriously better! [07:46] dogo     For real, for real, for real! [07:47] dogo     Me, too! [07:48] wak     I wonder where the genes that make you     such a loudmouth come from, Ichiro. [07:54] dogo     Nanao-senpai! Are you interested in my genes? [07:58] waku     Not a bit. [07:59] karl     No worries here. [08:01] karl     There was no Ice Age in Honyala Land. [08:04] shu     I'm starting to think it's better     not to know about your genes. [08:14] mas     Gosh, today made me so tired. SIGN    Maasa's Fatten Up      Pigs Recipe [08:19] mas     The Maasa Sweets Festival was a big lie. [08:22] sign     It's actually the Maasa "Fatten Up,      You Pigs" Festival. [08:28] masa     They didn't contain Echire butter,      but weight-gain butter! [08:31] masa     Now, you pigs... [08:33] masa     Get fat, all of you! [08:38] masa     How long have you been there? [08:40] fura     A while? Well... it's hard to say. [08:46] una     Sounds like your sweets festival     was a roaring success. [08:50] masa     I-It was, thank you... [08:53] masa     I still have a few left,     so I'll go hand those out... [09:18] dogo     Hey, hey, hey! [09:19] dogo     Wait up! [09:22] dogo     You worked really hard on your diet, huh? [09:26] dogo     I honestly didn't recognize you. [09:28] dogo     Since you changed your name to "Maasa," too... [09:32] dogo     I heard you'd gone on a     foreign exchange trip, but... [09:43] dogo     I never thought we'd end     up at the same high school. [09:48] masa     Shut up! [09:50] masa     I don't know you. [09:57] kiri     So those two know each other, huh? [10:01] man     I hear they're cousins. [10:03] man     They went to the same school until     summer break of their sixth year, [10:05] man     when he went to study abroad. [10:09] kiri     But if Ichiro's his cousin     and he's avoiding him... [10:12] kiri     I wonder what happened? [10:13] waku     Maybe he has a secret      he doesn't want anyone to know. [10:17] waku     Secret? [10:20] shu     No interest here. [10:21] shu     Actually, I'm hungry. [10:23] kiri     Want to get something to eat, then? [10:25] dogo     Hey, senpais! Are we getting food? [10:28] dogo     Let's go, let's go! [10:34] masa     Stupid Ichiro... [10:41] (Flashback) masa     Shirahone, you're really something. [10:44] (Flashback) masa     Yeah, no kidding! [10:45] (Flashback) masa     I couldn't do what you do. SIGN    School Play Bunbuku Chagama [10:48] (Flashback) kid     Shirahone'd be perfect, because he's fat! [10:51] (Flashback) kid     And he's got that old-fashioned     name, Magozaemon! [10:53] (Flashback) kid     He's perfect for Bunbuku Chagama! SIGN    Playing Bunbuku Chagama: Shirahone Magozaemon [10:57] (Flashback) ichi     Wow, wow, wow! [10:59] (Flashback) ichi     You got the lead role! [11:04] masa     No, no! [11:05] masa     I'm not that person! [11:07] masa     After making my cutie-pie debut... [11:10] masa     It makes me so annoyed! [11:15] masa     I ate one! [11:16] masa     After I held off on carbs     for four whole years! [11:20] masa     You stupid things! [11:29] suji     I forced myself to eat,     but it all came right back up again... [11:35] suji     You're... [11:39] masa     So you were throwing up the cookies     I worked so hard on, were you? [11:44] suji     S-Sorry... [11:45] suji     I've always had a weak stomach,     and I can't put on weight because of it... [11:49] masa     If you can't put on weight...     then you might as well become a monster! [11:54] shi     Maasa's right. [11:55] una     Yeah. [11:57] masa     Ibusuki-senpai... [11:58] masa     Unazuki-senpai... [12:01] shi     I understand your suffering. [12:03] shi     The people of this world [12:05] shi     envy those who represent the opposite     of what they fear for themselves, [12:08] shi     so they criticize and attack them. [12:11] shi     Wouldn't you like to correct those people? [12:18] shi     We are the Furanui Knights... [12:20] shi     Edelstein! [12:23] shi     Druck! [12:24] shi     Mich! [12:25] shi     Hart! [12:27] shi     An! SIGN    Dogo Ichiro Born August 8th Blood Type: O Leo Hobbies: Card games Likes: Ichiro tarts, fun [12:56] shu     Delicious. [12:57] dogo     Yeah, yeah, yeah! [12:59] dogo     After a hot bath you just     gotta have ramen, huh? [13:02] kiri     It's "after a night of drinking, you     have to finish with ramen," right? [13:05] kiri     Of course, I don't drink,     so I wouldn't know... [13:09] kiri     I wonder why old men want     to eat ramen after drinking. [13:14] kiri     When one imbibes alcohol, sugars are needed     to break down the alcohol in the bloodstream. [13:20] kiri     Thus, blood sugar levels drop, which leads     to additional cravings for carbohydrates. [13:26] waku     Well, ramen soup is full of salt and fat,     and the noodles are basically a carb bomb... [13:32] dogo     I see! [13:34] dogo     So we're getting nutrition from     those chicken carcasses, huh? [13:42] shu     Did you hear something? [13:45] kiri     I think so... [13:48] mon     You people... [13:49] mon     No matter how much I eat,     the nutrition is snatched away... [13:53] mon     Can you understand how I feel, squawk?! [13:56] mon     Squawk, squawk, squawkity-squawk! [13:58] ichi     He's saying something. [14:00] kiri     Another pain in the butt... [14:04] shu     Eating makes me sleepy. [14:06] man     That's because consuming carbs     increases your blood sugar. [14:10] man     Then, to lower your blood sugar,     insulin is secreted, [14:14] man     which causes a decrease in the     glucose needed for brain functions, [14:18] man     which makes you sleepy. [14:24] gara     Hey, you guys! Get out here, squawk! [14:28] dogo     I think that chicken     carcass is calling us out. [14:31] dogo     What should we do? [14:32] dogo     Just ignore him. [14:34] dogo     Thought so. [14:34] mon     You people... [14:36] mon     If you won't acknowledge my suffering... [14:40] mon     I'll have to do this, squawk! [14:46] kiri     What is he doing? [14:47] man     Trying to stir up the wind     with his wings, I think... [14:51] man     Too bad he's a chicken carcass. [14:52] dogo     I feel a little bad for him. [14:55] dogo     What should we do? [14:56] dogo     Can't we just leave him be? [14:59] karl     He's in the depths of anger and suffering! [15:03] karl     We need to make him happy! [15:07] dogo     Great, now Karls is here... [15:10] dogo     I bet he's gonna make us do it again. [15:12] karl     That's right! [15:25] karl     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [16:01] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [16:15] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [16:28] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [16:41] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [16:54] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [16:59] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [17:02] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [17:04] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [17:07] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [17:09] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [17:12] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [17:16] karl     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [17:21] mon     Hey! [17:22] mon     Everything I eat just     gets boiled off as broth! [17:26] mon     Because of that, I can't put on any weight! [17:30] mon     I'm going to share that pain with you! [17:34] mon     Chicken Carcass Broth Beam! [17:46] dogo     Wow, this broth is delicious. [17:49] dogo     Let me try. [17:51] dogo     Yeah, what delicious broth! [17:53] mon     Stop mocking me! [17:56] mon     It's time to get serious! [17:58] mon     Chicken Carcass Paitan Splash! [18:02] shu     Soup made from chicken carcass     is very nutritious, isn't it? [18:06] mon     Yes, squawk! [18:08] mon     That's why people guzzle     down my broth, squawk! [18:11] mon     It's also very delicious, squawk! [18:13] shu     Why not be proud, then? [18:15] shu     That's a sign that you're healthy. [18:18] mon     W-Well... [18:20] shu     In this world, there are people who     stress because they can't gain weight, [18:23] shu     and people who stress     because they can't lose it. [18:27] shu     Well, everyone stresses over a lot of things. [18:31] mon     Th-They do? [18:32] shu     Well, as long as you're healthy and can     enjoy a nice nap, you're all right in my book. [18:40] karl     Now, everyone! [18:41] kiri     Come on, Kyotaro. Hurry up. [18:46] kyo     Let's get this over with. [18:49] kyo     Use your powers combined to make him happy! [18:52] kyo     Are you happy? [18:53] kyo     Yes! [18:54] kyo     Are you happy? [18:55] kyo     Yes! [18:56] kyo     Are you happy? [18:57] kyo     Yes! [18:57] kyo     Are you happy? [18:58] kyo     Yes! [18:59] kyo     Are you happy? [19:00] kyo     Yes! [19:01] kyo     Let's happy hour! [19:04] kyo     Happy and Set! [19:18] kyo     Return to happiness! [19:20] kyo     Happy and Turn! [19:30] mon     Squawk in the park... [19:38] mon     Happy End! [19:40] mon     Happy Powder! [19:46] suji     What? What was I doing just now? [19:50] man     That's the first year,     Sujikawa Honeo, isn't it? [19:52] dogo     Yeah, he's so skinny people     call him chicken carcass... [19:57] suji     Y-Yes. [19:58] suji     But I always ace my physicals. [20:01] suji     I'm the peak of health. [20:04] suji     And even though I'm thin, I'm quite strong. [20:12] suji     S-See? [20:14] dogo     Hey, don't push yourself, too! [20:17] suji     Excuse me. [20:21] karl     Looks like everyone's happy again today! [20:24] karl     Happy, happy! [20:28] una     Now, now. [20:29] una     There'll be other chances. [20:35] una     That's right, Maasa. We haven't     tried your Maasa cookies yet. [20:42] una     You won't give us any? [20:43] masa     Well... I'm sorry about that. [20:49] masa     The truth is... I was hiding something. [20:54] ata     We'll catch it next time, then. [20:56] ata     The Maasa "Fatten Up, You Pigs" Festival. [21:00] una     Next time, I hope you'll put     in even more weight-gain butter [21:03] una     to make everyone even fatter. [21:08] una     And you'll still be you, Maasa. [21:12] una     That's right. Let's go, Maasa. [21:21] shu     I'm exhausted. [21:23] shu     Just beat. [21:23] kiri     Isn't this the second time     we've been here today? [21:26] man     We really worked up a sweat     against that monster. [21:29] dogo     It's best to have a bath after a fight! [21:32] waku     But what was his secret in the end? [21:38] dogo     Whose secret? [21:39] waku     Shirahone Maasa. [21:40] waku     He's your cousin, isn't he? [21:42] dogo     Yeah, he is! [21:44] dogo     But I couldn't think of what     secret he could possibly have, [21:48] dogo     so I brought this... [21:49] waku     Your elementary school album? [21:53] dogo     Here! [21:56] kiri     He looks totally different! [21:57] kiri     Almost unrecognizable... [22:01] man     And his name... [22:03] man     Magozaemon? [22:11] masa     Bye-bye, Magozaemon! [22:18] masa     I'm Shirahone Maasa! SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    HAPPY Identity SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY Identity"! SIGN    All of a sudden, it's the rainy season! Good thing we don't have anything that can get moldy this year, huh? SIGN    Some actually theorize that the word for "rainy season" originally meant "moldy season." (-Manza) SIGN     6 - HAPPY Identity Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:12] shu     Ah, the rainy season... [00:15] shu     So exhausting. [00:19] karl     What's all this? [00:20] karl     Does "rainy season" mean it     really rains all the time? [00:22] karl     This is the coolest! [00:24] karl     Exhausting and heavy. [00:25] karl     If something has to weigh me down,     I wish it could be just the rain or Karls... [00:30] karl     What's the matter? [00:31] karl     Humans don't like the rainy season? [00:33] karl     Oh, is it because you can't dry     off quickly when you're wet? [00:36] karl     I can handle that, though! [00:43] shu     Actually, maybe I can't handle either option... [00:48] kar     Hey, hey! [00:49] kar     Is it really just gonna     keep raining like this? [00:52] kar     Is there a sign or something when it stops? [00:55] kar     I wanna see it! [00:57] shu     If you spend enough time outdoors,     you'll probably see it. [01:00] kar     Sounds great! I'll spend     all my time outdoors! [01:05] shu     Looks like I'll just have to     worry about the rain, then. [01:15] ata     What are you looking at? [01:17] ata     You forgot your umbrella, didn't you? [01:20] ata     You can't use mine. [01:21] shu     No, I was thinking... it's really flashy. [01:25] ata     What?! [01:27] ata     That vinyl umbrella would     be better suited to you. [01:30] ata     That vinyl umbrella, used as a stopgap     by those with poor planning skills! [01:35] shu     Well... I have an umbrella, actually. [01:38] ata     What? [01:39] kiri     Sorry, did I keep you waiting long? [01:43] kiri     Hey, Ata-kun! [01:45] kiri     What's the matter? [01:47] ata     You always do this! [01:49] ata     You make no preparations,     force others to help you, [01:52] ata     then take it for granted that they will! [01:54] kiri     What's going on? [01:56] ata     And Kirishima! You're just as bad! [01:58] ata     You constantly indulge him! [02:01] una     What's all this? [02:05] una     Well, goodbye. [02:10] shu     So sleepy. SIGN    HAPPY Identity [03:57] kiri     Hey, Kyotaro. Why don't you carry an umbrella? [04:02] shu     Can't be bothered. [04:11] shu     The rainy season has me     even sleepier than usual. [04:14] kiri     You're sleepy all year round, Kyotaro. [04:17] waku     Now that you mention it, I can't imagine     Kyotaro-kun carrying an umbrella. [04:21] dogo     That's true... [04:23] dogo     Nanao-senpai, I always imagine     you with a bamboo umbrella. [04:30] dogo     It would look perfect with you! [04:32] man     And you... [04:36] man     You carry that perpetually     busted-up vinyl one. [04:39] dogo     Shut up! You're no better! [04:43] dogo     You always carry that same purple vinyl one! [04:47] man     P-Purple merges the contrasting vitality     of red with the tranquility of blue. [04:53] man     Psychologically speaking,     it represents balance! [05:00] man     S-Speaking of umbrellas,     130 million of them are sold per year. [05:04] man     80 million of those are vinyl umbrellas. [05:07] man     In addition, over half of those     end up busted within the year... [05:09] shu     Oh, I hear people lose vinyl umbrellas a lot. [05:13] kiri     Kyotaro, you're the only person in Japan who     could treat a universal experience like hearsay. [05:16] man     Hey, are you listening? [05:17] dogo     They're stolen a lot, too! [05:19] waku     Because vinyl umbrellas     are so indistinguishable. [05:22] waku     It's hard to notice if     someone swaps them on you. [05:24] waku     The best way to prevent theft might     be to add a distinguishing mark of some kind. [05:30] dogo     Like writing your name really big... SIGN    Dogo Ichiro [05:33] man     Assuming that wouldn't embarrass you, anyway. [05:36] waku     Actually, I think asserting     yourself like that [05:39] waku     would be the best way to guard against theft. [05:41] waku     Who would steal something they'd     be embarrassed to carry around? [05:49] tori     Those people... They seem like     they're just shooting the breeze. [05:54] tori     Maybe I'll try talking to them... [05:58] tori     No, I can't. [05:59] tori     I'll just get swept along     in the conversation. [06:04] tori     I... [06:06] tori     I can't make real friends. [06:09] tori     The kinds of friends I really want are... [06:20] shu     You've got a hell of a backbone. [06:23] tori     So do you. SIGN    Friendship [06:32] tori     ...friends that you make like this! [06:35] tori     Friends you have heated debates with! [06:38] tori     That you sweat with! [06:40] tori     But I... [06:42] tori     Shucho Kaimu... SIGN    Shucho Kaimu [06:44] tori     As my name suggests,     I'm unable to assert myself... [06:47] tori     I'm just swept along with     whatever everyone else is doing. [06:51] tori     I don't have any real friends. [06:54] tori     Bye-bye! [06:55] tori     Bye-bye! [06:55] tori     Bye-bye! [06:56] tori     Bye-bye! [07:00] tori     Just "bye-bye" friends, who wave to     each other when it's time to go home. [07:05] tori     It's barely two seconds of communication! [07:08] tori     We've only just met     and we're already saying goodbye! [07:11] tori     Those aren't friends! [07:13] tori     Have I... Have I... [07:17] tori     Have I not made real friends yet? [07:20] tori     Have I not experienced     true high school life yet? [07:24] kiri     He's been there for a while, hasn't he? [07:26] kiri     Yes, he has. [07:28] kiri     Definitely. [07:29] kiri     A peeping Tom? [07:34] tori     Now's the moment! Now! [07:36] tori     I need to break out of     my shell, assert myself, [07:38] tori     and make proper, deep friendships! [07:43] tori     Now that I think about it,     a strong icebreaker is important, isn't it? [07:47] tori     Maybe I'll lead with a simple,     "The bath feels great, huh?" [07:51] tori     Or something like that? [07:53] tori     No, something so trivial won't do! [07:57] tori     I need to grab their attention     the moment I enter! [08:00] tori     But if I get too personal,     they might think I'm weird... [08:04] tori     Maybe I'll just slip into their ongoing     conversation, and earn goodwill that way? [08:08] kiri     Is he looking at us and muttering to himself? [08:11] waku     Ryoma-kun, go check him out. [08:14] kiri     Sure! [08:14] kiri     Wait, why me? [08:16] dogo     If he's peeping, we should confront him! [08:18] man     No, we can't do that, either. [08:22] shu     I'm overheating. [08:25] kiri     W-Wait, Kyotaro! [08:36] tori     What luck! [08:38] tori     Opportunity has fallen into my lap! [08:39] tori     Okay, now, just how you practiced it... [08:42] tori     Brown's the best color for umbrellas,      don't you think? [08:45] tori     You know... umber-ellas. [08:48] kiri     Is he trying to justify peeping? [08:49] kiri     Can puns do that? [08:51] kiri     Building off our talk of umbrellas? [08:53] kiri     Expanding our umbrella circle has     called a dangerous man into our midst. [08:56] shu     I don't know. Why? [08:59] kiri     Wow, he gave a prompt     after getting the punchline... [09:02] kiri     He's forcing him to make a riddle out of it? [09:04] kiri     Kyotaro-kun's got a real sadistic streak. [09:07] tori     Um, w-well, it's a joke on the color umber, [09:10] tori     like brown, and the word umbrella... [09:12] man     The more he explains it,     the more painful this gets. [09:15] dogo     Oh, hey! Was that the joke? [09:17] man     You actually needed the explanation?! [09:20] tori     Um... um... [09:23] tori     I... I like vinyl umbrellas, because they're     transparent, which lets you see your surroundings better. [09:28] tori     They're cheap, and they're stolen often... [09:30] shu     I don't know. Wh— [09:32] kiri     No reason! [09:33] kiri     I think we've been in     the bath too long today. [09:37] tori     Um, um... Vinyl umbrellas     are very easy to use... [09:41] tori     Right? R-Right? [09:43] man     Let's hurry! There are some     things you just shouldn't touch. [09:47] dog     Touch?! He's a groper, too? [09:51] waku     Ichiro-kun, I'll buy you a     basic guide to idioms later. [09:56] waku     Let's go. [09:57] dogo     Really? Really? [09:59] dogo     I'd be honored to get a present     from you, Nanao-senpai! [10:02] tori     Um, wait a mi— [10:08] tori     How could this have happened? [10:09] tori     I tried to initiate a real conversation,     yet I completely failed to assert myself... [10:14] tori     I wanted to have a deeper     conversation and be real friends! [10:29] shiro     Using a vinyl umbrella made     for the British royal family [10:33] shiro     makes even walking to     school in the rainy season [10:34] shiro     feel like a precious     morning, don't you think? [10:37] una     If you used a normal vinyl umbrella,     you'd look just like everyone else. [10:41] ata     Wielding a high-class umbrella     suggests self-awareness and responsibility. [10:47] ata     The student council must not     carry the umbrellas of commoners. [10:52] una     Ah. [10:53] hone     I... see. [10:57] tori     Vinyl umbrellas... [10:58] tori     I bet even an umbrella like this     could be an opening for a conversation. [11:07] tori     I didn't assert myself enough last     time about the vinyl umbrellas. [11:11] tori     If I assert my love for vinyl umbrellas more, [11:14] tori     I'm sure we'll become good friends! [11:16] dogo     Boy, I'm hungry! [11:19] dogo     Let's eat! [11:21] tori     Wow, don't vinyl umbrellas look delicious? [11:25] dogo     I'm done! [11:29] man     It's that guy from before! [11:31] dogo     That guy is bad news! [11:35] man     What on earth is his problem? [11:37] dogo     Did we do something to make him hate us? [11:42] shu     Just exhausted. [11:43] shu     The rainy season's possessed me. [11:45] shu     Ryo-chin, exorcise it. [11:48] kiri     Possessed you? It's not a demon... [11:53] tori     Would you like a vinyl umbrella? [11:56] shu     I don't know. Why? [12:01] kiri     Th-That's right! [12:02] kiri     We were gonna take the long way around,      to get some exercise in! [12:06] kiri     Scary! [12:07] kiri     Maybe he's not a creeper,     but a kind of demon? [12:16] tori     The view from under a vinyl umbrella... [12:19] tori     The rain makes everything blurry,     which is a bit melancholy, don't you think? [12:23] tori     But I like that about it! [12:25] tori     Would you like one? [12:34] kiri     What do you think? [12:35] dogo     He's definitely bad news! [12:38] man     And if you look into his eyes... [12:42] man     They're the eyes of a man     who's crossed a line. [12:45] kiri     No... It suggests... [12:47] kiri     he may not be human at all anymore. [12:50] waku     But he did seem quite obsessed     with vinyl umbrellas. [12:56] shu     You think he works for a     company that makes them? [12:59] shu     It is the rainy season... [13:00] shu     The rainy season, yeah. [13:02] shu     It's... the rainy season, yeah. [13:04] shu     Maybe it's viral marketing     for vinyl umbrellas? [13:07] shu     Maybe! [13:08] kiri     Very... passionate... viral marketing. [13:12] waku     We're definitely backing     away from the truth... [13:16] waku     But I like that about us. [13:25] tori     My chance! This time... [13:27] kiri     Sorry about that. [13:28] tori     Hey... [13:31] kiri     There he is! [13:33] kiri     Look, we already have a vinyl umbrella. [13:36] kiri     Come on, let's go, Kyotaro. [13:43] karl     Karu-ru-ru-ru! [13:44] karl     Rain, rain! Yeah, yeah! [13:48] tori     I'm just like these vinyl umbrellas. [13:52] tori     Neither of us have any self-assertion. [13:57] tori     That's why nobody cares about us. [14:00] (Flashback) tori     Bye-bye! [14:01] (Flashback) tori     Bye-bye! [14:02] (Flashback) tori     Bye-bye! [14:02] (Flashback) tori     Bye-bye! [14:06] tori     For two years... we've never said anything     but "hello" and "goodbye" to each other! [14:12] tori     Everyone's just fine without me! [14:15] tori     Vinyl umbrellas are all the same,     too, and that's why they get stolen! [14:18] tori     And when that happens,     people just say "fine, whatever!" [14:22] ata     That's right. [14:27] tori     Aren't you... [14:30] tori     the student council? SIGN    Ibusuki Ata Born June 12th Blood Type A Gemini Hobbies: Spending time at home Likes: Nagashi-somen, hard work [14:46] karl     Someone's unhappy. [14:47] shu     Here we go again. [14:49] karl     My knights of happiness! [14:51] karl     Come on! [15:02] karl     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [15:39] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [15:52] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [16:05] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [16:19] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [16:32] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [16:37] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [16:39] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [16:42] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [16:44] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [16:46] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [16:49] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [16:53] karl     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [16:57] karl     Knights contract complete! [17:00] shu     Oh, we transformed again. [17:04] karl     Right now, he's in the depths of     the suffering known as resentment! [17:08] karl     We need to make him happy! [17:12] bini     Viny viny viny! [17:19] ---     That's dangerous! [17:20] kiri     What's with all the droplets? [17:24] kiri     Wait, is that all he's got? [17:26] kiri     I think it's just normal water. [17:28] dogo     Oh, please. [17:29] dogo     This guy's nothing special. [17:31] dogo     Viny? [17:32] bini     How dare you mock me! [17:35] bini     Viny! [17:39] dogo     This attack's a lot more dangerous! [17:43] bini     Don't underestimate the potential of vinyl! [17:46] bini     You guys say vinyl umbrellas are mass-produced     with no distinguishing features! [17:50] bini     You should take better care of them! [17:56] waku     Do you think this monster might be the boy     who was obsessed with vinyl umbrellas? [18:03] shira     Maybe we should leave it to that     monster and head back for now? [18:07] una     Sounds good to me. [18:10] una     Ata? [18:11] una     What's the matter? [18:17] una     Maybe we'll watch a little longer. [18:20] vin     Viny viny! [18:21] vin     You just realized it now? [18:23] vin     That's right! That's what I am! [18:26] vin     I'm like an indistinguishable vinyl umbrella,     that you don't even notice when it's stolen! [18:30] vin     None of you would talk to me! [18:33] kiri     I think he's blaming this on us. [18:36] dogo     Taishi, you're the one who     said he'd crossed the line! [18:39] man     I-Ichiro, you're the one who left your     seat without taking a bite of your curry! [18:43] waku     Now, now. [18:44] waku     Why don't we settle this in the usual way,     by making him happy? [18:47] man     Fair enough. [18:48] dogo     I guess... [18:49] kiri     Oh? Where's Kyotaro gone? [18:55] kiri     There he is! [18:58] kiri     Oh, there he is. [19:00] kiri     Hey! [19:03] kiri     I think he's sleeping. [19:06] kiri     Ryoma-kun, could you fetch him? [19:08] kiri     For heaven's sake. This is pitiful... [19:12] dogo     Um... I think he's waiting for us... [19:16] dogo     You think he's a good guy? [19:17] dogo     Maybe he's just the kind of     person who's easily swept along? [19:20] kiri     Kyotaro. [19:22] kiri     Hey! Wake up! [19:26] shu     It's just so hard to care when it's raining. [19:28] shu     Ryo-chin. Could you please fill in for me? [19:31] krii     What do you think this is? Homework? [19:34] vini     Viny! Viny! Viny! [19:36] vini     How long are you gonna make me wait?! [19:38] man     He really was waiting? [19:40] man     I think he might really be a good guy! [19:43] man     Shut up! Shut up! [19:44] man     Stop mocking me all the time! [19:46] waku     That was a smooth piece     of baiting, right there. [19:49] vini     Don't mock vinyl umbrellas! [19:51] shu     Vinyl umbrellas are very     convenient and easy to use. [19:56] shu     They fulfill their job     as umbrellas very well. [19:59] vin     Viny? [20:00] shu     You can mark them so that     they won't be stolen [20:03] shu     and assert your personality that way, too. [20:05] vin     Viny! [20:07] vin     I tried to mark myself, too! [20:10] vin     But you still wouldn't talk to me! [20:12] dogo     Marked? [20:13] man     He probably means that string     of misguided approaches. [20:16] both     We never noticed! [20:18] viny     I just want to assert myself with others     without getting swept along. [20:27] viny     Why not join the debate club, then? [20:30] viny     Now! Use your powers     combined to make him happy! [20:34] viny     Are you happy? [20:35] viny     Yes! [20:35] viny     Are you happy? [20:36] viny     Yes! [20:37] viny     Are you happy? [20:38] viny     Yes! [20:38] viny     Are you happy? [20:39] viny     Yes! [20:40] viny     Are you happy? [20:41] viny     Yes! [20:42] viny     Let's happy hour! [20:45] viny     Happy and Set! [20:58] viny     Return to happiness! [21:00] viny     Happy and Turn! [21:12] viny     Right as rain. [21:13] viny     Because I'm an umbrella, you know? [21:19] viny     Happy End! [21:21] viny     Happy Powder! [21:29] tori     You've opened my eyes! [21:31] tori     I'll assert myself in the debate club! [21:38] ata     I guess he was just a     vinyl umbrella all along. [21:40] ata     He wasn't worthy to take the spotlight. [21:45] una     Ata? [21:46] una     Darn it... [21:52] dogo     My umbrella! [21:55] waku     I guess there's no need to worry     about it being stolen now. [21:58] waku     It suits you surprisingly well. [22:00] waku     Very self-assertive. [22:02] waku     Chiro, you might not need that. [22:08] waku     The rain let up. [22:09] waku     A rainbow, huh? [22:10] waku     A rainbow, yeah. [22:11] waku     Total rainbow. [22:12] waku     A rainbow? Where, where? [22:14] waku     Wow! [22:16] karl     Yahoo! [22:18] karl     It's the sign for when the rain stops! [22:19] karl     Karurururu! SIGN    HAPPY Flutter Kicks SIGN    Next Episode [23:54] sign     Next time: ''Let's happy kiss our     way to HAPPY Flutter Kicks." SIGN    Suddenly, it's summer! Another all-male swimming competition? SIGN    It's a school event, so there will be the traditional principal's long-winded speech. SIGN    Actually, this comment is so long-winded we had to shrink the font, so it's really hard to read, sorry about that. SIGN     7 - Let's happy kiss our way to HAPPY Flutter Kicks Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    HAPPY Flutter Kicks SIGN    Binan High School All Men Swimming Competition [01:40] man     The Binan High School All     Men Swimming Competition. [01:44] man     It's a traditional event with over 100 years      of history, held in our school pool. [01:50] shu     Such a pain in the neck... [01:55] dogo     I bought a new swimsuit, too! [01:57] waku     Oh? [01:57] waku     Don't first years need to wear     their school swimsuit? [02:00] dogo     Do we?! [02:03] man     You should have gotten a handout about it. [02:05] dogo     Aw, but why only the first years? [02:08] man     That's a 100-year tradition, too. [02:11] dogo     It's not fair! You guys have all the fun! [02:14] kiri     Kyotaro, have you bought a swimsuit yet? [02:16] shu     Not yet. I think I'll just use my     swimsuit from last year, actually. [02:20] kiri     What? You're gonna wear that     navy blue school swimsuit again? SIGN    Shuzenji Kyotaro [02:24] kiri     It's even got a name tag that says     "Class 1-B, Shuzenji Kyotaro" on it. [02:30] shu     I just don't care about swimsuits, though... [02:31] dogo     But, Senpai, if you have     the freedom to choose... [02:35] man     Actually, having the freedom to choose your     swimsuit comes with a lot of pressure, too. [02:40] man     It puts a person's taste on trial. [02:43] waku     Of course, the more unremarkable     a person is on the inside, [02:46] waku     the more desperate they are     to have a remarkable look. [02:49] dogo     Yeah! I really want that remarkable look! [02:52] man     That's what he was mocking... [02:54] waku     I think the swimsuit competition will     coincide with the Pretty Boy Contest, too. SIGN    Simultaneous event!     The Pretty Boy Contest will be held, too! [03:00] dogo     You're right! [03:02] man     I heard the rule this time is that whoever     stands out most at the swimming contest wins. [03:08] dogo     All the more reason I want a new swimsuit! [03:11] karl     Maybe I'll wear one instead! [03:13] dogo     Otters don't need clothes! [03:16] shu     I'm totally incapable of caring. [03:18] shu     I'm going to go home and sleep. [03:20] kiri     Hey, wait, Kyotaro! [03:22] kiri     What should I wear for my swimsuit? [03:24] kiri     Hey! Hey! SIGN    125th Binan High School All Men Swimming Competition Binan High School Outdoor Pool Starts 10:00 [03:27] una     It's finally come. [03:29] una     Yes. [03:30] shira     I ordered a special swimsuit for myself. [03:33] shira     It wouldn't be very "Maasa" to wear the same     navy blue thing as the other first years! [03:38] fura     I see. This will be a fine chance. [03:41] ata     In what way? [03:43] fura     It's time for us to show our prowess. [03:46] fura     We'll use the swimming competition to prove     that we are the leading men of this world. [03:51] shira     No need for that! [03:53] shira     Maasa is always the world's     leading cutiepie! SIGN    Simultaneous event!     The Pretty Boy Contest will be held, too! [03:57] fura     Pretty Boy Contest? [03:59] fura     This is it! [04:01] fura     We'll win, and prove that     the Furanui Knights are... [04:05] fura     ...superior! [04:10] fura     Damn them... [04:12] una     For heaven's sake. [04:14] una     Winning the Pretty Boy     Contest is so beneath us. [04:19] shira     For reals. [04:20] ata     Yes. Our goal at the swimming contest is— [04:24] kiri     Hey, Ata-kun. [04:29] kiri     Um... I... [04:32] kiri     As the student council, you should go first. [04:35] shira     Thank you! [04:36] una     C'mon, Ata. They're yielding the way. [04:38] shira     Let's go, Senpai. [04:40] ata     Right... [04:44] shu     What were we talking about again? [04:48] kiri     Swimsuits! I gotta figure out what to buy! [04:49] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro. [04:51] ata     I'll prepare a special surprise for     you at the swimming competition. [04:57] nat     This season's come again. [05:01] nat     I hate swimming class so much... [05:04] nat     because I can't swim! [05:07] nat     It's always been that way... [05:08] nat     I've always been mocked for     not knowing how to swim. [05:11] nat     In kindergarten... [05:12] nat     In elementary school... [05:14] nat     In middle school... [05:16] nat     Always resigned to the corner,     swimming with a kickboard. [05:20] sign     Even though my name means     "Fulfilling Summer"... SIGN    Natsukawa Jujitsu [05:25] sign     But summer... Pools...     The swimming contest... [05:29] sign     I wish they'd all go away! [05:35] tawara     For over a century since our founding, [05:39] tawara     the All Men Swimming Competition     has been a tradition at our school. [05:44] tawara     In that time, thousands... No, tens of thousands      of students have cast off their uniforms [05:47] kiri     I'm glad I went with the safe choice. [05:50] tawara     to bare their flesh and compete,     bare their flesh and make friends, [05:51] shu     Why is the principal's speech so long? [05:53] tawara     bare their flesh and exercise,     bare their flesh and argue... [05:55] kiri     Kyotaro, I think you're cheating. [05:58] shu     If I nap without a jacket, I'll get cold. [06:01] dogo     Taishi, let's give it our all! SIGN    Manza Taishi [06:05] man     This really is humiliating... [06:08] waku     There's quite a few of them this year, too. [06:11] waku     Everyone's trying to hard     to assert their uniqueness... [06:18] tawa     Now, everyone! [06:19] tawa     This year, as fellow disrobed     men dripping with charm, [06:23] tawa     let's all fight our hardest! [06:29] waku     He's a bit worked up too, I see. [06:31] tawara     And don't forget that the Binan High     School All Men Swimming Competition [06:36] tawara     includes the Pretty Boy Contest, too! [06:38] tawara     Now, let's get started! [06:44] shu     Time for a nap. [06:47] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro. [06:49] ata     Your time will soon come. [06:51] ata     Today, you'll be the laughingstock     of the spectators. [07:00] karl     Feeling good and happy! [07:04] fura     The fool! [07:05] tawa     First, on a floating platform, [07:07] tawa     we'll hold the inter-grade king-of-the-mountain     event, "Butt Out! Rear-End Wrestling". [07:13] dogo     Nanao-senpai! [07:14] dogo     Let's throw out "senpai" and "kouhai"     titles and have a fair fight! [07:18] waku     Well, aren't you earnest? [07:20] tawa     Get ready... Get set... [07:24] tawa     Wakura! [07:27] wa     Sorry about that, Ichiro-kun. [07:30] tawa     Next up, "The Wacky Horseback     Obstacle Course"! [07:34] man     For heaven's sake.     Why do I have to be the horse? [07:37] shira     You know Maasa can't be the horse! [07:39] shira     Good thing I beat you at rock-paper-scissors. [07:41] una     Maasa! Do your best! [07:45] masa     Of course. [07:47] tawa     Ready, go! [07:50] shira     What are you doing?     They're getting away from us! [07:55] man     Enough of this nonsense... [07:56] man     Let the man's spirit be reborn! [08:00] dogo     Nice one, Taishi! [08:02] all     Manza! Manza! Manza! [08:05] man     If you're going to compete,     it's always best to win, after all. [08:09] shira     I can't take it... [08:17] fura     The Defense Club is winning this thing! [08:22] tawara     "If You Fall, You Fail! Log Rodeo!" [08:26] una     Well, looks like I'm up. [08:29] shira     Senpai! Fight! [08:31] tawara     Ready, go! [08:38] kiri     Unazuki-senpai is amazing! [08:44] una     That was easy. [08:48] fura     So they have it in them after all. [08:51] waku     It's fun to watch them all so excited. [08:55] tawa     Okay, everyone! [08:56] tawa     It's break time! [08:59] tawa     The swim club and the wrestling club     will hold a joint water acrobatics show! SIGN    I call it, "A Brawn Flower Blooms in Binan"! SIGN    Take it away! [09:17] ata     Where did Shuzenji Kyotaro go? [09:20] ata     I was going to put him in the loincloth relay     and give him the embarrassment of a lifetime. [09:27] kiri     There you are! [09:30] kiri     Ata-kun, we were supposed to be in     the chicken fight together, right? [09:33] ata     Yes. What about it? [09:35] kiri     Suzuki-kun got sick      and can't participate. [09:39] ata     What? [09:40] kiri     But don't worry. [09:41] kiri     I found a stand-in. [09:43] ata     Oh? Who did you ask? [09:45] kiri     Well, it's... [09:50] kiri     Feels like old times, huh? [09:54] dogo     What's with that combination? [09:56] man     One of their teammates dropped out, I hear. [10:00] dogo     I'm surprised Kyotaro-senpai     agreed to it, though... [10:03] man     I'm sure Kirishima-senpai said, [10:05] man     "You just have to ride on top.      I'm begging you!" [10:09] man     ...and forced him into it, basically. [10:13] waku     Things are getting interesting here, too! [10:16] stu     Look at that little otter! [10:18] stu     Super cute! [10:20] karl     Blissful and happy! [10:23] tawara     Now, let's begin the inter-grade     All Men Chicken Fight! [10:27] tawara     Start! [10:36] kiri     They're coming right for us! [10:39] shu     So sleepy... [10:40] ata     Don't sleep! Take this seriously! [10:44] man     Senpai dodged in his sleep! [10:47] man     They're coming back! [10:48] man     Come on! Wake up! [10:59] kiri     We did it! [11:03] dogo     Incredible! Kyotaro-senpai won! [11:06] man     That's an unexpected result. [11:08] waku     It really is. [11:11] all     Shuzenji! Shuzenji! Shuzenji! Shuzenji! [11:13] stu     Shuzenji-kun could win this     month's Pretty Boy Contest! [11:17] stu     Yeah! [11:18] kiri     You did it, Kyotaro! [11:21] shu     What a nice nap. [11:30] fura     Sniff, sniff. [11:31] fura     I smell unhappiness at     the best possible time. [11:38] natsu     With the chicken fight over,      it's almost my turn. [11:42] natsu     Maybe I can still call it off... [11:45] fura     Why not ruin everything     for everyone, instead? [11:50] natsu     Aren't you the student council? [11:53] una     We understand your suffering. [11:55] una     A competition where only     those who swim can shine... [11:58] una     It's truly hell for those who can't. [12:01] ata     It's time for you to show them [12:04] ata     the suffering you feel, shuffled off to     a corner of the pool with your kickboard. [12:11] shira     And then you can put an end     to the swimming competition! [12:22] shira     Die Verwandlung! [12:25] shira     That which is unbreakable is truly strong! [12:28] shira     Ritter Diamant! [12:31] shira     Affection and comfort... [12:33] shira     Ritter Rosenquarz! [12:36] shira     Noble and virtuous! [12:38] shira     Ritter Amethyst! [12:42] shira     We are the Furanui Knights... [12:44] shira     Edelstein! [12:47] shira     Druck! [12:48] shira     Mich! [12:48] shira     Hart! [12:51] shira     An! SIGN    Unazuki Taiju Born December 22nd Blood Type: O, Capricorn Hobbies: Sampling ramen Likes: Koshihikari rice, observing [13:06] tawa     Time for our next event:     Kickboard Relay, Go! [13:10] stu     Huh? Where's Natsukawa? [13:12] stu     He's entered in this event.     Where could he have gone? [13:18] mon     I'm right here! [13:21] stu     What's that? [13:22] stu     A kickboard? [13:24] mon     Kickboard Monster has appeared! [13:28] karl     Blissful and happy! [13:31] karl     What's that? [13:33] mon     You people! [13:35] mon     The swimming competition is a normie event! [13:37] mon     It's only for people who can swim [13:41] mon     and narcissists who like     to show off their bodies! [13:44] kiri     Hey, Kyotaro! Wake up! [13:45] mon     I, Kickboard Monster, will crush     this swimming competition! [13:46] kiri     Something weird is happening! [13:50] shu     Can I go home now?1 [13:52] karl     You may not! [13:54] karl     He's in the depths of anger and suffering! [13:58] karl     We need to make him happy! [14:01] waku     Another round of the usual, then? [14:06] karl     As prince of Honyala Land, I order you! [14:09] karl     Become Karl's Knights Happy Kiss     and save the people! [14:24] karl     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [15:01] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [15:14] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [15:28] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [15:41] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [15:53] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [15:58] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [16:01] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [16:03] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [16:06] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [16:08] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [16:11] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [16:15] karl     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [16:19] karl     Knights contract complete! [16:23] mon     Who are you people? [16:24] mon     With those outfits, you must     be more summer-loving normies! [16:28] mon     I, Kickboard Monster, shall destroy you! [16:29] kiri     That's one backwards kickboard. [16:32] dogo     Backwards kickboard? [16:33] dogo     So you wouldn't move forward     no matter how hard you kick! [16:37] man     That's not how he meant it... [16:39] float     What are you people jabbering about? [16:43] float     Listen! Kickboards are the symbol     of people who can't swim! [16:47] float     People leave me one by one     as they learn how to swim, [16:50] float     and enjoy summer swimming all on their own! [16:54] float     But I'm going to show you. [16:57] float     There are poor people out there who have     to swim with a kickboard all their lives! [17:03] mon     Kickboards! [17:05] kiri     He's throwing kickboards! [17:11] mon     How dare you dodge them! [17:13] mon     Then it's time for... [17:14] mon     Kickboard Kick! [17:20] dogo     Kickboard kicks... That takes me back! [17:23] dogo     We used to do that back in the swimming club! [17:25] dogo     In the kids' program! [17:27] mon     Kids' program?! [17:29] mon     Are you telling me I'll     be a kid all my life?! [17:32] dogo     That wasn't what I meant... [17:34] mon     Now, Kickboard Flutter Kick! [17:38] waku     I reached 18th rank in the 15     meter kickboard flutter kick. [17:44] mon     18th rank?! [17:45] waku     Well, I cleared it easily when I was three. [17:49] kiri     How far did you go? [17:51] waku     I quit at 1st rank. [17:52] waku     I was probably around 2nd grade by then. [17:57] man     He looks really mad about something... [18:00] mon     How dare you mock kickboards! [18:04] mon     It's time for... [18:05] mon     Kickboard Screw! [18:11] dogo     This is really bad! [18:13] kiri     What should we do, Kyotaro? [18:15] kiri     He's gone! [18:17] waku     He's over there. [18:28] shira     That's my oyster shell float! [18:33] mon     You, there! How dare you relax in here? [18:36] shu     But it's silly, isn't it? [18:38] ---     What?! [18:39] shu     Everyone has their own strengths     and weaknesses, right? [18:45] shu     Some people are bad at the high bar. [18:47] shu     Some are bad at jump-rope. [18:49] shu     Some are bad at running. [18:51] shu     Some are bad at academics,     at cooking, at athletics... [18:55] mon     T-True... [18:57] shu     So you just got the short end     of the stick on swimming, right? [19:01] mon     That's true, but... [19:04] mon     Because of that, summers are...     Summers are really hard on me... [19:08] shu     There are lots of ways to enjoy     summer, even if you can't swim. [19:12] shu     My favorite summer thing [19:14] shu     is lazing around in front of a fan     after getting out of a hot bath. [19:21] karl     Now, everyone! Go! [19:23] shu     Come on, Kyotaro! [19:25] shu     Get over here already! [19:28] shu     This scallop shell seemed really     nice for napping, though... [19:32] shira     It's not a scallop shell!     It's an oyster shell! [19:35] shira     Now! Use your powers     combined to make him happy! [19:38] shira     Are you happy? [19:39] shira     Yes! [19:40] shira     Are you happy? [19:41] shira     Yes! [19:41] shira     Are you happy? [19:43] shira     Yes! [19:43] shira     Are you happy? [19:44] shira     Yes! [19:45] shira     Are you happy? [19:46] shira     Yes! [19:46] shira     Let's happy hour! [19:50] shira     Happy and Set! [20:03] shira     Return to happiness! [20:05] shira     Happy and Turn! [20:17] mon     I'm floating without a kickboard right now... [20:24] shu     Happy End! [20:26] shu     Happy Powder! [20:36] natsu     What? What was I... [20:40] stu     Wow! Was that Natsukawa? [20:42] stu     I've never gotten to watch     a hero show this close up! [20:45] stu     That was really cool, Natsukawa! [20:45] stu     Natsukawa! Natsukawa! Natsukawa! Natsukawa! [20:54] natsu     They're calling my name... [20:58] natsu     The kickboard became a hero! SIGN    Kurotama Bath [21:06] shu     I'm exhausted. [21:08] kiri     But I'm happy for that     Natsukawa kid, at least. [21:12] dogo     Yeah, he won the Pretty Boy Contest! [21:15] man     But unfortunately, he won't remember it. [21:18] karl     Oh, about that. [21:21] karl     For the sake of his happiness, [21:22] karl     I allowed him to retain just his     memory of winning the contest. [21:26] waku     I guess he'll be having the "fulfilling     summer" in his name for the first time ever. [21:33] dogo     What about us, then? [21:35] dogo     It's almost summer break! [21:37] kiri     Summer break, huh? [21:40] kiri     Hey, Kyotaro. What should we do? [21:42] shu     Nothing. [21:43] shu     I'm tired. I just want to sleep. [21:46] karl     More blissful and happy! [21:52] ata     After I worked so hard     to arrange my surprise... [21:56] shira     Ibusuki-senpai, what are you doing? [21:59] shira     Huh? Are those loincloths? [22:03] ibu     No, they're... [22:05] una     Too bad. [22:07] una     You wanted to spring a surprise     loincloth relay on them, right? [22:13] fura     But we haven't lost to them at all. [22:17] fura     Next time, we shall prove that we     are the leading men of this world! [22:23] fura     -- SIGN    HAPPY Endless Summer SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY Endless Summer!" SIGN    What to do with 40 days of summer vacation? There's the beach, camping, fireworks...! SIGN    It all goes away when you grow up, so enjoy it while you can! (argh) 8 - HAPPY Endless Summer Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] shu     Such a lazy day. [00:13] kiri     Shouldn't we be doing more than this? [00:16] kiri     It's summer vacation, but we're hanging     out at the Kurotama Bath like usual... [00:20] shu     What's the problem? [00:24] karl     Hey! What are you guys doing,      lazing around here? [00:28] karl     A brilliant Earth institution known     as summer vacation is transpiring! [00:31] karl     We need to enjoy it, happy-style! [00:33] shu     Here comes Mr. Enthusiasm. [00:35] waku     It's hot enough in here already. [00:37] kiri     Huh? He seems different than usual... [00:41] karu     Dye your hair, pierce your ears,     ride off on a stolen bike! [00:47] karu     I hear that's what Japanese     summer vacation is all about! [00:49] kiri     No, I think you've been misinformed. [00:52] karu     What did you say?! [00:55] dogo     You're like a nerd trying to change     his image over summer break. [00:57] ban     Summer break image changes [00:59] ban     are a phenomenon related to increased     serotonin production in the brain, [01:01] ban     which is caused by the     longer periods of sunlight. [01:06] ban     Serotonin regulates the balance     between dopamine and adrenaline, [01:12] ban     so it fills one with an increased desire      to stand out and attract the opposite sex. [01:19] karl     Just what does a proper Japanese     summer vacation consist of, then?! [01:24] shu     Good question. [01:26] shu     I'd say... [01:29] dogo     We are aliens! [01:31] shu     For instance. [01:34] man     Who put mosquito incense here?! [01:37] shu     For instance. [01:40] kiri     I thought it was barley tea,     but it's dipping broth! [01:43] shu     For instance. [01:45] karu     That's a proper Japanese summer vacation?! [01:47] karu     That's not at all what I learned     in my tributary rule classes! [01:52] kiri     What did you learn? [01:53] karl     You sleep in late every day, [01:55] karl     play three baseball games a day, [01:59] karl     and on the last day of summer vacation [02:01] karl     you cry and get your family     to help you with your homework! [02:03] karl     Right? [02:04] waku     So your textbook was a certain     long-running anime, was it? [02:08] shu     It seems accurate... yet inaccurate. [02:14] karl     Anyway, we mustn't waste a single day! [02:17] karl     We need to hurry up and have a proper     summer vacation. Let's be happy together! SIGN    HAPPY Endless Summer [03:58] sign     Question 1     Defense Club     What is a proper summer vacation? [04:01] karl     Anyone with an opinion? [04:02] dogo     Me, me, me, me! [04:04] dogo     Beach! Fireworks! Camping! [04:06] waku     Summer's not complete without     watermelon smashing. [04:09] dogo     Great idea! [04:10] dogo     And what about nagashi-somen? [04:15] man     Shaved ice, too. [04:18] kiri     Chilled ramen is summery, too! [04:20] [SONG] sign     Chilled Ramen Shaved Ice Nagashi-Somen     Watermelon Smashing Camping      Fireworks Beach [04:24] karl     It's all so summery     and bursting with happiness! [04:28] kiri     Let's decide what to do with a show of hands. [04:32] all     I'm in! [04:33] kiri     Okay, first. Who wants to go to the beach? [04:35] dogo     Me, me, me! [04:38] shu     Going to the beach in this season is suicide. [04:42] shu     The seas will be swarming with jellyfish. [04:44] wak     Well, I wouldn't want     to be swarmed... [04:47] dogo     What happens if a jellyfish stings you? [04:49] man     Some say it increases your chances     of developing a natto allergy. [04:53] dogo     I won't be able to eat natto?! I'm out! SIGN    Beach [04:58] kiri     The beach is out. [04:59] kiri     Next, who wants to go see fireworks? [05:02] kiri     Me, me! [05:05] shu     Those events are so crowded. [05:07] shu     They pack you in like sardines. [05:10] wak     Well, I wouldn't want     to be packed... [05:11] dogo     Packed in like sardines?     You couldn't go home if you wanted to! [05:14] man     To advance would be hell.     To retreat would be hell. SIGN    Fireworks [05:19] kiri     Fireworks are out, too? [05:23] kiri     Next, who wants to go camping? [05:25] all     Me! [05:31] shu     Isn't camping just living out of a tent? [05:34] kiri     Fine, I guess they're all out! [05:37] [SONG] sign     All!! [05:39] karl     We ended up not picking anything. [05:42] shu     No need to rush. [05:43] shu     We have a lot of time left. [05:44] kiri     There's only one day left! [05:49] karl     When am I gonna get to enjoy      a proper Japanese summer vacation?! SIGN    Radio Calisthenics SIGN    How to Rule a Tributary [05:59] karl     It says radio calisthenics are a     classic summer vacation activity! [06:03] karl     Let's do it together and happy up! [06:07] shu     Can't. [06:08] shu     Radio calisthenics have     to be done in the morning. [06:11] kiri     But he's not against the act itself... [06:13] karl     But it's our chance to enjoy     a proper summer vacation! [06:16] man     Oh? SIGN    Participation      Card [06:25] dogo     He's camping! [06:26] kiri     I think he's just living out of a tent. [06:28] waku     Isn't that Rashio Taison     from the class next to ours? SIGN    Rashio Taison [06:34] kiri     What? That guy's in high school? [06:36] waku     I heard he's failed to graduate     almost ten times. [06:40] dogo     Does that mean... uh,     how old would he be now? [06:44] shu     What's he doing? [06:45] dogo     Camping? [06:47] dogo     No... living out of a tent? [06:51] kiri     What exactly is the difference between     camping and living out of a tent? [06:55] waku     I feel like a certain     spirit of fun is required. [06:59] man     Yeah, the primary qualifier would be     whether or not you chose to be there. [07:03] man     When you do it of your own     free will, you're camping. [07:04] man     When you're forced into it,     you're living out of a tent. [07:07] shu     Even though everything else     is basically the same. [07:12] dogo     Excuse me! [07:14] dogo     What are you doing? [07:17] man     He talked to him. [07:19] ra     Isn't it obvious? I'm waiting     for radio calisthenics. [07:23] kiri     Why? [07:25] ra     I don't want to be late     to tomorrow's radio calisthenics, [07:29] ra     so I'm staying the night     here instead of going home. SIGN    Participation Card [07:37] shi     I've been nurturing my passion for radio     calisthenics ever since I was in elementary school. [07:42] shi     I've participated every morning,     without fail, and gotten every single stamp. [07:47] shi     Yet on the 31st, every year,     I always fail to participate! SIGN    Saturday [07:54] ra     My alarm clock malfunctions... [08:05] ra     I get trapped by unforeseen circumstances... [08:08] ra     Then, last year, I ran into the most     ridiculous obstacle imaginable! [08:13] ra     It's become a curse! [08:20] ra     I can't graduate until I     get the stamp for the 31st! [08:25] kiri     Is that why you haven't graduated? [08:27] ra     This year, at last, I will break the curse! [08:30] ra     Until I get that stamp, [08:32] ra     my summer vacation will never end! [08:36] karl     Everyone has their own form     of summer vacation, I guess. [08:46] una     A tropical island isn't a bad     way to spend summer vacation. [08:50] ibu     Indeed. [08:51] shira     Aww. I guess summer vacation is over. [08:55] fura     Sniff, sniff, sniff. [08:56] fura     I smell the odor of unhappiness. [09:06] [SONG] sign     Canceled today (31st)     due to rain [09:12] ra     Why... [09:15] sign     Why must you get in my way? SIGN    Shirahone Martha Born November 3rd Blood Type: AB Scorpio Hobbies: Making sweets Likes: Carbohydrates, handing out handmade sweets [09:28] news     And now for the weather. [09:30] news     We'll be seeing heavy rains     in the Binan City area. [09:40] ibu     Is that... [09:41] fura     He's about to explode from     resentment and anger. [09:45] fura     It's time for us to spread fear. [09:51] ra     Until I complete radio calisthenics properly,     my summer vacation will never end! [09:55] ra     You can't call it off because of rain! [09:59] ibu     Your feelings are entirely reasonable. [10:01] ibu     Just because it's summer vacation [10:03] ibu     doesn't mean students shouldn't have     structure in their daily lives. [10:07] ibu     Your daily radio calisthenics     participation is a symbol of that, [10:11] ibu     but society continually gets in your way. [10:15] ibu     This is unacceptable. [10:17] ra     Aren't you guys... the student council... [10:20] ibu     In this fallen world, [10:22] ibu     don't you want to teach people     the value of proper structure? [10:32] ibu     Die Verwandlung! [10:36] ibu     That which is unbreakable is truly strong! [10:38] ibu     Ritter Diamant! [10:42] ibu     Affection and comfort... [10:43] ibu     Ritter Rosenquarz! [10:47] ibu     Noble and virtuous! [10:48] ibu     Ritter Amethyst! [10:52] ibu     We are the Furanui Knights... [10:54] ibu     Edelstein! [10:57] ibu     Druck! [10:58] ibu     Mich! [10:59] ibu     Hart! [11:02] ibu     An! [11:11] mon     One, two, three, four! Two, two, three, four! [11:17] karl     Oh no, oh no! [11:19] karl     I got caught up in the routine     and let the day slip by! [11:23] karl     It's the 31st already! [11:25] karl     It's the last day of summer vacation! [11:27] karl     Are you just going to let it     end without doing anything?! [11:30] waku     What do you want? [11:31] waku     It's pouring outside. [11:32] waku     We can't go anywhere. [11:34] waku     I'm getting a chill. I'm going back in. [11:36] karl     We've had enough of the bath! [11:39] karl     We need to have a proper Japanese summer! [11:41] shu     But... we can't, not in this weather. [11:48] shu     Well, in that case... [11:50] karl     Do we have a deal? [11:52] shu     I guess. [11:53] kiri     What do you mean, a deal. [11:56] shu     It means we're about to have a proper     Japanese summer vacation together. [12:00] kiri     What? But you were so against it! Why? [12:07] karl     Someone's unhappy! [12:13] mon     One, two, three, four! [12:15] mon     Two, two, three, four! [12:17] mon     Three, two, three, four! [12:20] mon     Four, two, three, four! [12:20] man     Huh? I can't stop... [12:22] mon     Five, two, three, four! [12:24] mon     Six, two, three, four! [12:36] mon     Until I achieve my heart's desire, [12:38] mon     I'll never let summer vacation end! [12:41] mon     It will be August 31st forever! [12:50] kiri     What's he doing? [12:51] man     He's forcing the whole town     to do radio calisthenics! [12:55] dogo     I can't believe how inconsiderate he is! [12:57] waku     Yeah. [12:58] kiri     Leader, what should we do? [13:00] shu     Are we still doing that? [13:02] karl     He's currently in the depths     of anger and suffering! [13:06] karl     We need to make him happy! [13:08] karl     Or so I'd like to say... [13:10] karl     But first we need to have     our proper summer vacation! [13:14] karl     Let's go, everyone! [13:19] mon     Hey! Don't ignore me! [13:21] mon     Wait up! Come back! [13:24] karl     First, we're going to the beach! [13:27] dogo     It's f-freezing! [13:31] karl     Everyone... smile! [13:41] karl     Now, time for watermelon smashing! [13:44] kiri     Wakura-senpai, more to the right! [13:47] waku     This way? [13:50] kiri     No, no! Right! Right! [13:52] waku     What? This way? [13:58] kiri     Wakura-senpai... [14:01] waku     Aw, so close. [14:03] karu     Time to get moving! [14:05] karu     Next up is... [14:09] mon     Don't ignore me! [14:12] shu     Sorry, but we're a bit busy right now. [14:15] shu     What's next? [14:16] karl     Nagashi-somen, go! [14:18] karl     Karurururu! [14:21] mon     Wait! Wait! [14:25] mon     You just gotta have cold stuff in summer! [14:38] karl     Okay, time to move on! [14:40] karl     Where are we going next? [14:42] karl     Camping! [14:43] man     Not living in tents? [14:44] dogo     If it's in the spirit of fun,     it's camping! Right? [14:49] waku     That's right. [14:50] kiri     This feels less "spirit of fun"     and more "spirit of fear," though... [14:58] karl     Everyone, fight hard! [15:00] karl     Fight hard, fight happy! [15:07] mon     I won't let you escape this time! [15:09] waku     He's back. [15:11] dogo     So persistent! [15:13] man     He knows we're busy right now, dammit! [15:15] kiri     Taishi? [15:19] man     Focus on lighting the fire. [15:21] mon     I'm telling you not to ignore me! [15:26] mon     He did it! [15:28] kiri     Thank you, monster! [15:29] kiri     Thanks so much! [15:30] mon     Heck, it's nothing... [15:32] kiri     A little token of our gratitude. [15:34] mon     I'm honored. [15:40] mon     Hey! Hey! [15:43] kiri     I guess we should deal with this first? [15:45] shu     Yeah, I guess we should. [15:48] karl     Yeah, I guess we'll transform! [15:50] karl     Become Karl's Knights Happy Kiss     and save the people! [16:04] karl     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [16:40] karl     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [16:54] karl     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [17:07] karl     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [17:21] karl     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [17:33] karl     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [17:38] karl     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [17:41] karl     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [17:43] karl     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [17:46] karl     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [17:48] karl     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [17:51] karl     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [17:55] karl     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [17:59] karl     Knights contract complete! [18:02] man     Stop dragging others into     your personal obsession! [18:04] dogo     If you wanna do radio calisthenics that bad,      just do them by yourself! [18:08] mon     But, at this rate, it will never end! [18:10] mon     I need my last summer as a     student to end in perfection! [18:14] shu     Is it really something     to get that worked up about? [18:17] shu     You can still do radio calisthenics     even if you're not a student. [18:21] kiri     My grandpa does radio calisthenics     every morning all year round. [18:28] mon     You can do radio calisthenics     even if you're not a student? [18:34] mon     You can do radio calisthenics     even if it's not summer vacation? [18:39] mon     So even if summer vacation ends... [18:42] mon     Even if I graduate from school... [18:44] mon     My radio calisthenics will continue forever! [18:49] mon     Now! Use your powers     combined to make him happy! [18:53] mon     Are you happy? [18:54] mon     Yes! [18:54] mon     Are you happy? [18:56] mon     Yes! [18:56] mon     Are you happy? [18:57] mon     Yes! [18:58] mon     Are you happy? [18:59] mon     Yes! [18:59] mon     Are you happy? [19:00] mon     Yes! [19:01] mon     Let's happy hour! [19:04] mon     Happy and Set! [19:17] mon     Return to happiness! [19:20] mon     Happy and Turn! [19:31] mon     I feel radio calis-cleansed. [19:39] shu     Happy End! [19:41] shu     Happy Powder! [19:52] ra     Huh? [19:53] ra     What am I doing out in the mountains? [19:59] shu     It's morning, huh? [20:01] karl     It's morning! [20:02] karl     Time to do radio calisthenics! [20:07] ra     Okay, let's look alive here! [20:09] ra     We'll start with some arm swings! [20:14] ra     One, two, three, four! [20:17] ra     Two, two, three, four! [20:21] ra     Four, two, three, four! [20:24] ra     Five, two, three, four! [20:28] ra     Six, two, three, four! [20:32] ra     C'mon! I can't hear you! [20:33] ra     You! Move your arms more! [20:36] ra     Yes sir! [20:40] una     Now, now. [20:41] una     We'll have more chances in the new school term. [20:53] shira     Wait a minute, Ibusuki-senpai! [20:59] kiri     By the way, what was the     deal you made with Karls? [21:06] (Flashback) kar     If you let me have a proper summer vacation, [21:08] (Flashback) kar     I'll grant any wish you want with magic. [21:12] kiri     So, what did you wish for? [21:14] shu     For summer vacation to last one more day. [21:17] shu     I want to spend it doing nothing. [21:22] kiri     Which means today is August 31st again? [21:26] waku     So, in a strange way,     he got his heart's desire. [21:30] kiri     Should we tell him? [21:31] waku     No, no reason to. [21:33] dogo     W-Wait a minute! [21:35] dogo     Then today isn't the 31st! It's the 32nd! [21:39] man     What would the 32nd be? [21:41] dogo     If we have a second 31st,     it would be the 32nd! [21:46] dogo     Or would it be a first September 1st? [21:48] dogo     Would that make tomorrow     the second September 1st? [21:54] waku     It's a real philosophical     conundrum, isn't it? [21:58] shu     Let's just not think about it. [22:01] kiri     Good idea. [22:02] kiri     It's still summer vacation,     so let's do something fun! [22:05] shu     I want to take it as easy as possible. [22:07] dogo     Me, me, me! [22:09] dogo     Fireworks, fireworks, fireworks! [22:10] dogo     Let's do a fireworks show! [22:11] man     Is a fireworks show a thing that you do? [22:14] man     They're a thing you go to, I thought. [22:15] waku     Yeah. [22:16] dogo     Let's go to a fireworks show      and firework it up! SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    HAPPY Dice SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to HAPPY Dice! SIGN    It's cultural festival time again, and everyone's running around in a panic to get ready! Of course, in the anime industry, every day is like the day before a cultural festival (sigh) SIGN    The club brings out a party die. What'll we get? What'll we get? La la la laaa! SIGN     9 - HAPPY Dice Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    HAPPY Dice [01:47] shu     Cultural festival, eh? [01:49] shu     Yeah. [01:49] shu     Cultural festival, huh? [01:51] shu     Yeah. [01:53] shu     A festival of culture,      by students, for students, huh? [01:57] kiri     Just call it a cultural festival. [01:59] kiri     But our club hasn't figured out what     we're going to do yet, have we? [02:02] waku     We keep whispering "cultural festival" to     make it sound like we're thinking about it. [02:08] dogo     If the Defense Club doesn't do anything,      the student council's gonna get on our asses. [02:12] dogo     "If you don't participate,     you won't get any funds." [02:15] man     And, more generally speaking, our nation's     educational principles require student attendance, [02:21] man     in other words, participation,      in cultural festivals through high school. [02:24] man     It will be counted on our attendance days,     so in that sense we really should do something. [02:28] shu     That's why I've been thinking all this time. [02:31] kiri     Uh, you haven't really been thinking. [02:33] waku     It looks like you've just been     comfortably soaking in the hot water. [02:37] waku     Like usual. [02:39] dogo     We need you to get a grip already! [02:41] dogo     We rolled a die and decided that you are     our cultural festival leader, Kyotaro-senpai! [02:46] shu     Yeah, I know. [02:49] kar     Oh? [02:51] kar     There's a not-happy vibe going on in here. [02:54] kar     What's the matter? [02:56] shu     We can't figure out what to     do for the cultural festival. [02:59] shu     Any ideas, Karls? [03:01] kiri     There he goes, leaving it to someone else. [03:03] waku     He doesn't even know about     Earth cultural festivals. [03:06] shu     I just think Karls might have an idea. [03:09] shu     Something that will make everyone happy. [03:11] kar     Make everyone happy? [03:14] kar     That sounds great! [03:15] shu     See? [03:17] shu     What do you think we should do? [03:18] kar     Something that will lead my     vassals to happiness, of course! [03:22] shu     Like what? [03:23] kar     Maybe... something that will     make them smile happily! [03:25] shu     Good idea. [03:27] kar     Yeah! Being happy is the best! [03:30] shu     Yeah. [03:31] kiri     I'm not sure we can leave     things up to these two. [03:33] waku     We're not gonna make it in time. [03:34] dogo     We need to think of something. [03:36] man     Let's search the club room tomorrow. [03:39] man     We might find a relic of some past festival. SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [03:45] kiri     What are these weird old sedge hats? [03:47] dogo     Maybe they were used in     some kind of performance? [03:49] dogo     A performance using sedge hats would be... [03:52] kiri     The loach-scooping dance, maybe? [03:53] waku     That uses baskets. [03:55] waku     Though I'd love to see you     scooping loaches, Ryoma-kun. [03:58] kiri     R-Really? [04:00] shu     We could use this. SIGN    The person to my right [04:03] sign     Here. [04:05] sign     What's that? [04:09] sign     Um... These are party dice. [04:13] sign     I see. [04:14] dogo     It says stuff like "roughly"     and "gently" on it. [04:19] man     This one says stuff like "to their senpai", [04:22] man     "to the person on their right", [04:24] man     "to a stranger". [04:27] kiri     This one says stuff like     "give a shoulder massage" [04:29] kiri     and "carry like a princess". [04:31] waku     Titillating stuff. [04:34] shu     Anyway, let's try it out. [04:36] shu     If it's fun, we can use it at     tomorrow's cultural festival. [04:41] dogo     Do it? [04:42] dogo     Us, you mean? SIGN    Now [04:44] shu     Anyway... Rehearsal, start! [04:47] kar     Okay! [04:49] kar     What'll we roll? What'll we roll? [04:52] kar     Nya-nya-nya-nyan! [04:54] shu     There. [04:56] shu     "Immediately..." [04:58] shu     "The person to my left..." [05:00] shu     "Must act as an invisible chair      for the oldest person present." [05:05] kiri     Um... [05:06] kiri     Does that mean... [05:08] shu     The person to my left,      that is Chiro, [05:12] shu     must act as an invisible chair     for the oldest person here. [05:16] shu     In other words, Nanao-san. [05:19] dogo     I-Invisible chair? [05:22] dogo     For Nanao-senpai? [05:24] shu     Yeah. Can't wait to see it. [05:26] karu     Yeah! Fun is fun! [05:28] karu     Okay, let's get happy! [05:32] waku     Be gentle. [05:33] dogo     Th-That's my line! [05:37] waku     This is a very comfortable seat, Ichiro-kun. [05:43] waku     You're slender, yet you seem     to have very developed thighs. [05:46] dogo     H-How long do I have to hold this? [05:49] shu     Um. It doesn't say. [05:52] shu     Until you give up, I guess? [05:54] dogo     Then I give! I give up! [05:57] waku     That's too bad. [05:58] waku     I was hoping to relax a little while longer. [06:03] waku     I can, can't I, Ichiro-kun? [06:06] kiri     Senpai is such a sadist... [06:07] dogo     This is a lot more painful than it looks! [06:10] dogo     B-Besides, Nanao-senpai's scent... [06:13] dogo     It's like... it smells so good,     I can't concentrate! [06:16] shu     Oh, does Nanao-san smell good? [06:19] kiri     What shampoo do you use? [06:22] waku     It's mild, good for hair and skin,     and I like the champagne rose scent. [06:29] dogo     C-Champagne rose... [06:31] dogo     I give up. [06:34] waku     Excuse me. Are you all right? [06:36] dogo     O-Of course I'm not okay! [06:39] waku     It's true, your heart     does seem to be pounding. [06:44] kar     That was great! [06:45] kar     They're exuding a happy aura! [06:47] kiri     A happy aura? [06:49] shu     It looks like it to me. [06:50] man     Is this game really okay? [06:52] kar     Of course it is! [06:54] kar     They both look so happy! SIGN    Binan Festival [07:02] [SONG] sign     Binan Festival [07:07] sa     How can they persistently hold this     ridiculous event year upon year? SIGN    Sai Goro [07:11] sa     What's the school thinking? The government? [07:14] sa     Do schools really need a cultural festival? [07:17] sa     Is it absolutely indispensable     as part of a general education? [07:19] sa     The answer is no! [07:21] sa     These are the dice created by me,     for me alone, Sai Goro. [07:26] sa     I'll come up with a significant     plan for the day and carry it out! [07:30] sa     I won't be swept away by their attitudes! [07:36] sa     Today I will, with my fellow entrance examinees,     individually study for entrance exams. [07:42] sa     Perfect. [07:45] ata     In this decadent school, he's a rare case     of someone rigidly setting their own schedule. [07:50] una     Even if it is with dice. [07:52] shira     I think the nerdy kids are the cutest! [07:57] furu     Then let us begin, Edelstein! [08:02] una     Sai Goro-kun, isn't it? [08:04] sai     What of it? [08:05] ina     Would you like to join us in bringing     the hammer of judgment down [08:09] ina     upon this fallen school     and its ridiculous cultural festival? [08:13] shi     By becoming a monster. [08:21] shi     Die Verwandlung! [08:24] shi     That which is unbreakable is truly strong! [08:27] shi     Ritter Diamant! [08:30] shi     Affection and comfort... [08:31] shi     Ritter Rosenquarz! [08:35] shi     Noble and virtuous! [08:37] shi     Ritter Amethyst! [08:40] shi     We are the Furanui Knights... [08:43] shi     Edelstein! [08:46] shi     Druck! [08:47] shi     Mich! [08:47] shi     Hart! [08:50] shi     An! [08:59] mon     Rollin', rollin'! SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [09:03] kiri     We're doing it again? [09:05] shu     Well, it has been kind of fun. [09:08] man     You probably think that because you     haven't been through it yourself. [09:12] karl     But fun stuff is good! [09:15] karl     And it makes people happy! [09:17] karl     Let's keep it up! [09:18] shu     Okay, next, Tai-Tai will roll the dice. [09:21] man     Why me?! [09:23] man     What'll we roll? What'll we roll? [09:27] man     Nya-nya-nya-nyan! [09:29] kiri     There's a man who knows how to act. [09:31] man     Given your attitudes, if I choose not to do it,     I'll be called a party-pooper. [09:36] dogo     Smart! That's the Taishi I know! [09:38] shu     Okay, I'll read out the result. [09:41] shu     I, in other words Tai-Tai, [09:44] shu     will immediately to a friend...      that would be Chiro, in this case... [09:47] dogo     Me again?! [09:49] man     You had it coming. [09:51] shu     ...put an arm around his shoulders     and gently read the lines on the note. [09:54] shu     In other words, Tai-Tai must     immediately put an arm around Chiro [09:58] shu     and gently read the lines on this note. [10:01] kiri     What are the lines? [10:05] kiri     What does it say? [10:07] man     Something I never thought I'd say in my life. [10:12] shu     Okay, Tai-Tai. Put your arm     gently around Chiro's shoulders. [10:16] man     Don't make it sound so easy! [10:18] wa     If you want to hate someone, hate the dice. [10:21] kiri     Hmm? Did you just click your tongue? [10:25] man     I certainly did not. [10:28] man     It's not like I'm a delinquent. [10:30] man     Well, here I go. [10:32] shu     Okay, go for it. [10:37] dogo     I dunno about this... [10:38] man     That's my line. [10:41] shu     Now, read the words on the note. [10:43] dogo     Is it really that bad? [10:47] dogo     Let's just get it over with! [10:51] man     Very well. [10:53] man     But I'm only doing this     because the dice made me. [10:56] dogo     Just say it already! [11:03] man     The next thing I knew,     I realized my eyes were always on you. [11:08] man     Your most trivial mannerisms     cause my heart to skip a beat. [11:11] man     Tell me, please... [11:14] man     is this love? [11:19] waku     You finally said it! Great job. [11:22] man     I was forced to say it! [11:24] kiri     But you put so much emotion into it! [11:26] kar     Yeah, yeah! [11:27] kar     You're radiating a happy aura! [11:29] shu     This plan is a lot of fun. [11:32] man     Shuzenji-senpai, Kirishima-senpai... [11:34] man     you're just smiling because     you haven't had to do it. [11:36] dogo     That's right! Is this really     what we're gonna do? [11:39] shu     Well, it seems like a pain      to come up with something else. [11:43] sai     Rollin' rollin'... [11:45] sai     What a ridiculous set of dice! [11:48] sai     They must pay! SIGN    Karls Born February 4th Blood Type: O Aquarius Hobbies: Playing in the water Likes: Crayfish, hot baths SIGN    Binan Festival SIGN    Oden SIGN    Curry Rice Takoyaki [12:12] dogo     This isn't good, Kyotaro-senpai. [12:14] dogo     We're not getting any customers. [12:17] kar     I wonder why! [12:18] kar     It would make everybody happy... [12:21] waku     By the way, why are you in that form, Karls? [12:25] kar     Everyone's transforming into something today, [12:27] kar     so I transformed into a human! [12:29] shu     Cosplay? [12:30] wak     Ah, I see... [12:32] wak     All that aside, [12:34] wak     what should we do, given the situation? [12:37] man     Looks like we'll just need to have     Shuzenji-senpai act as a shill and roll the die. [12:42] shu     That's strange. [12:44] shu     I wonder why nobody's coming. [12:46] kiri     They might not, given that sign. SIGN    Hey, Bastards, Get Over Here! The All-Men Heart-Racing Dice Party Plaza [12:53] man     What is that? Creepy. [12:56] shu     Isn't it flashy enough? [12:57] dogo     I don't think that's the problem... [13:00] waku     Well, it accurately conveys     our lack of effort. [13:03] man     And our desire to never, ever do it. [13:07] kiri     We'll be in trouble if this keeps up, though. [13:10] kiri     I mean, they're looking at us... [13:12] kiri     The student council. [13:14] kar     Why don't we all do it together, then,     and attract people through the fun we're having! [13:18] waku     That might be the thing to do. [13:20] dogo     Okay. Kyotaro-senpai, take it away! SIGN    Give a kiss [13:23] man     Here you go. [13:25] shu     No way. It's embarrassing. [13:27] dogo     How dare you?! [13:29] man     I agree! We all did it! [13:31] man     We swallowed our pride. [13:32] waku     Kyotaro-kun, I don't think you have a choice. [13:36] dogo     Go on, roll the die already! [13:39] man     Do it! [13:40] shu     Fine, I'll do it. [13:42] shu     If I do it, you'll leave me alone,     right? Fine, fine. [13:44] kar     He's gonna do it! [13:45] kar     Great! [13:47] kar     Let's all roll the die happily! [13:48] kar     What'll we roll? What'll we roll? [13:51] kar     Nya-nya-nya-nyan! SIGN    Hey, Bastards, Get Over Here! The All-Men Heart-Racing Dice Party Plaza [13:53] shu     There. [13:55] shu     Go. [13:56] dogo     Okay, let's read it! [13:59] dogo     Right now, I will princess-carry      the person to my left! [14:04] dogo     Then he'll feed me! [14:06] dogo     This is incredible! [14:08] man     And then the person you     carry needs to feed you! [14:11] man     It's perfect! [14:13] kiri     W-Wait a minute! [14:15] kiri     The person to your left would be... [14:17] waku     It's clearly you, Ryoma-kun. [14:20] waku     No, no, no... [14:21] dogo     Don't you run away, Ryoma-senpai! [14:23] man     You think we'll allow it?! [14:25] kiri     Hey. You guys are looking really serious... [14:28] man     You bet we are. [14:30] dogo     After humiliating us like that yesterday, [14:32] dogo     you really think we'll let you walk away? [14:35] man     Precisely. [14:38] shu     I guess I must. [14:39] kiri     Why do you have to drag me into it?! [14:42] shu     It's not my fault you were     next to me, Ryo-chin. [14:45] kiri     But we're picking up an audience... [14:48] all     Hey, I think they're about to do something! [14:51] all     Shuzenji is gonna princess-carry Kirishima     and get him to feed him, apparently. [14:55] all     The Defense Club is so stupid! [14:59] shu     Ryo-chin. [15:01] kiri     Let's get this over with. [15:03] kiri     Eek! [15:04] man     Wow, he just said "eek!" [15:06] man     Yeah, he said "eek." [15:08] man     Why "eek"? [15:09] man     B-Because you swept me up so suddenly... [15:15] shu     Do you know what needs to happen after this? [15:17] shu     Y-Yeah. [15:19] shu     You need to feed me while I'm carrying you. [15:24] shu     Chiro. [15:24] dogo     Coming, coming! [15:25] dogo     The cake to be fed. [15:31] kiri     W-Well... Here I go... [15:34] shu     Ready when you are. [15:36] boy     Hey, hey, he's doing it! [15:40] kiri     Okay. Say ahh. [15:42] shu     Ahh. [15:48] shu     It's delicious, Ryo-chin. [15:52] boy     Amazing! He did it! [15:54] boy     Those two are nuts! [15:59] boy     Great job, Defense Club! [16:01] boy     I love it! [16:02] boy     Do more! [16:05] ata     Enjoy your celebrations while you can. [16:08] una     Nice one! [16:10] shira     I'm blushing! [16:11] dogo     Wow, wow! So embarrassing... [16:14] man     We may have pushed them too far. [16:16] waku     But the audience seems to be enjoying it... [16:19] dogo     Well, Kyotaro-senpai and     Ryoma-senpai are really close, [16:23] dogo     so maybe it's okay? [16:24] mon     What... what is this feeling of unity? [16:28] mon     Dice are supposed to exist simply as a     tool to help you decide what to do. [16:33] mon     To think they could be used to gather     such attention, to bring such happiness... [16:37] ata     Why are you acting impressed? [16:43] ata     What's that? [16:45] ata     A new cosplay? [16:46] ata     Cool! [16:48] ata     You hate them, don't you? [16:50] ata     That's why you became a monster, isn't it? [16:52] ata     Dice Monster! [16:56] kiri     Wait, you're a monster? [16:58] shu     For real? I had no idea. [17:01] shu     But if you're a monster,     why didn't you attack? [17:04] mon     W-Well... [17:06] mon     O-Obviously, at the start of this,      I intended to bring the hammer of judgment [17:10] mon     down upon you for your unscrupulous      use of dice and your distracting activities... [17:15] mon     But for some reason, I got drawn in... [17:18] mon     The idea of using a die like that     to make so many people happy... [17:24] mon     it was exhilarating! [17:28] waku     Exhilarating? [17:30] waku     Why didn't you just join in, then? [17:33] waku     We could have all enjoyed it together. [17:37] mon     W-We could all enjoy it together? [17:39] shu     Yeah, we could have had fun together. [17:42] mon     I see... So dice can be     used like that, too... [17:47] shu     You really wanted to enjoy      the cultural festival from the start, didn't you? [17:52] ata     This is nonsense! [17:53] ata     Don't let them distract you! [17:55] ata     Fight! [17:56] ata     Are you a monster or aren't you? [17:58] mon     B-But... [17:59] ata     Bring your hammer of anger down upon them! [18:03] kar     Everyone! You gotta save the monster! [18:06] kar     He doesn't want to fight! [18:08] kar     Make him happy at once! [18:10] shu     That's right. [18:11] shu     I don't want to fight     against Dice-kun, either. [18:14] shu     Yeah. [18:15] shu     That's right! [18:16] shu     Okay! [18:17] kar     In that case... [18:19] kar     My magic knights of happiness, come on! [18:31] kar     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [19:07] kar     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [19:22] kar     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [19:35] kar     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [19:48] kar     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [20:01] kar     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [20:06] kar     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [20:08] kar     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [20:11] kar     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [20:13] kar     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [20:16] kar     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [20:18] kar     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [20:22] kar     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [20:26] kar     Knights contract complete! [20:31] shu     Dice-kun, let's play dice games together. [20:34] shu     It'll be fun. [20:36] kiri     Though it can be embarrassing... [20:38] waku     Watching friends embarrass themselves     is the most fun a person can have. [20:43] waku     Wakura-senpai... you really are a sadist. [20:46] karu     Okay, everyone. [20:47] karu     Let's make him happy! [20:49] karu     With that again? [20:50] karu     Of course! [20:52] karu     Okay, go! [20:54] karu     Now! Use your powers     combined to make him happy! [20:57] karu     Are you happy? [20:59] karu     Yes! [20:59] karu     Are you happy? [21:00] karu     Yes! [21:01] karu     Are you happy? [21:02] karu     Yes! [21:02] karu     Are you happy? [21:03] karu     Yes! [21:04] karu     Are you happy? [21:05] karu     Yes! [21:05] karu     Let's happy hour! [21:09] karu     Happy and Set! [21:22] karu     Return to happiness! [21:25] karu     Happy and Turn! [21:36] dice     Feels like I'm on a roll... [21:43] dice     Happy End! [21:45] dice     Happy Powder! [21:51] sai     What have I been...? [21:53] waku     So the dice monster was Sai Goro-kun, huh? [21:56] shu     Now, let's roll the dice together. [21:59] shu     Okay! [22:05] ata     "Happy end," my eye. [22:07] ata     There are no such things as happy ends! [22:11] una     Ata! [22:12] shira     Ibusuki-senpai, wait up! SIGN    HAPPY Old Men SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY Old Men." SIGN    Shuzenji Kyotaro's dream is to be able to space out forever. SIGN    At last, he'll have his dream! Ah, I wish I could space out! (I mean it) 10 - HAPPY Old Men Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:15] ibu     K-Kyo-chan! SIGN    HAPPY Old Men [02:10] dogo     Hooray! [02:11] dogo     First bath of the day! [02:13] dogo     Happy! [02:15] waku     It happens every day, [02:16] waku     but I think it's lovely that Ichiro-kun gets      just as delighted about it each time. [02:23] man     He's a bit of a simpleton,     but I kind of envy him. [02:27] kiri     Yeah. [02:29] kiri     Being able to enjoy the same     thing over and over is nice. [02:32] kiri     Kyotaro is the same way, really. [02:34] man     He enjoys things? [02:37] man     By the way, where is Shuzenji-senpai? [02:39] kiri     Oh? [02:40] man     I was sure he came in before us... [02:43] waku     You think that might be him? [02:46] dogo     This is heaven! [02:48] kiri     Kyotaro! [02:51] kiri     Wake up! Open your eyes! [02:54] dogo     This is terrible! [02:55] man     I think he might need     mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. [03:08] shu     Achoo! [03:11] dogo     Did you sneeze in the bath? [03:12] dogo     You're not cold, are you? [03:14] man     That's your first comment? [03:17] wak     Shouldn't you be happy he's breathing? [03:20] dogo     Oh, yeah! That's right! [03:22] dogo     I'm so glad you're alive, Kyotaro-senpai! [03:26] shu     Was I sleeping in the bath again? [03:30] kiri     At the bottom of the bath! [03:32] kiri     That was a close call! I guess we can't     let you in the bath by yourself... [03:35] wak     I can't believe you're a high-school     student who needs a caretaker. [03:38] dogo     Ryoma-senpai, you need to     be more attentive to him! [03:41] kiri     It's my fault? [03:43] man     Why are you constantly napping, anyway? [03:46] waku     Because it feels good, I assume... [03:49] shu     That's part of it, but...     I think I like dreaming. [03:54] kiri     Escaping from reality? [03:55] shu     I don't think that's it. [03:58] shu     I like it when I'm dreaming, but I never     really remember what I was dreaming about. [04:03] shu     I feel like it's something important... [04:06] shu     but I don't know what it is. [04:08] dogo     He's as forgetful as an old man. [04:11] kiri     He's always been this way.     I'm used to it by now. [04:14] man     By the way, [04:16] man     did you know that the first bath of the     day is the most dangerous one for seniors? [04:20] man     No one's around yet, so the room isn't warmed up,     which lowers their body temperature. [04:25] man     However, the bathwater itself is all the     hotter for having no one in it yet. [04:30] man     The change in temperature puts a strain     on the body, particularly the heart. [04:33] dogo     What?! Then we'd better not     let Kyotaro-senpai in first! [04:37] dogo     Strain on the heart sounds really bad! [04:40] kiri     That only matters if Kyotaro     is an old man, though. [04:44] waku     Talking to Kyotaro-kun does sometimes     feel like talking to a much older person. [04:50] man     I agree. [04:51] dogo     So do I. [04:52] kiri     I've been around him so long,      I guess I'm kind of numb to it. [04:56] shu     But if I have to die,     I'd like to die in a hot bath. [05:00] shu     It's so warm. Feels so good. [05:03] shu     I feel like I could just slip away... [05:06] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai! [05:07] dogo     We're back to square one! [05:13] shu     Did I fall asleep again? [05:15] kiri     Yeah, you did. [05:17] kiri     Ryoma-kun, maybe you should give some     thought to being Kyotaro-kun's 24-hour caretaker. [05:23] kiri     I'm starting to think you're right. [05:25] dogo     So you'll be roommates after     you graduate high school, huh? [05:28] man     Given the active risk to     Shuzenji-senpai's life, [05:32] man     I agree that a roommate     situation might be best. [05:34] kiri     W-Well, I don't know about     that exact arrangement... [05:38] kiri     I certainly won't abandon him, though. [05:40] waku     In other words, you'll be caring     for him your whole life. [05:43] kiri     Why would you say that?! [05:45] kiri     What is it? [05:46] shu     The truth is, I... [05:50] shu     I wasn't first in the bath. [05:56] kiri     So what? [05:57] shu     I'm just saying, Karls was     the first one in the bath. [06:02] waku     We're not taking about who was     first in the bath anymore. [06:06] dogo     He's so far behind, it's kind of amazing. [06:08] man     Shuzenji-senpai's old mannishness     really is exceptional. [06:13] waku     Well, I can't say he wouldn't fit     right in with a group of seniors... [06:22] shu     What a pleasant bath. [06:24] kiri     He really would fit in at an old folks' home. [06:28] kar     Happy, happy! [06:35] dogo     Huh? That's odd... [06:38] dogo     Why am I so tired? [06:40] dogo     I feel like I've aged sixty years in a day. [06:44] man     That's not possi— [06:47] man     You're old! [06:48] dogo     You're an old man too, Taishi! [06:51] kiri     What's all the yelling about? [06:54] dogo     What's going on? [06:56] kiri     Wait! Look at that! [06:58] kiri     It's not just us! [07:01] dogo     Is this because we were calling     Kyotaro-senpai an old man yesterday? [07:05] dogo     Some kind of curse? [07:06] man     You think Shuzenji-senpai got     mad and put a curse on us? [07:11] kiri     No way! Kyotaro doesn't     have the power to do that. [07:15] waku     Even if he doesn't have     the power to curse people, [07:17] waku     he does seem to have the     power to get wishes granted. [07:22] shu     That's right. [07:23] shu     Last night, I might have wished that     instead of going to school every day, [07:28] shu     I could just space out as an old man. [07:30] kiri     So you did wish it?! [07:31] man     What are you going to do     about this, Shuzenji-senpai? [07:34] shu     What, you aren't happy about it? [07:36] dogo     Of course we aren't! [07:38] waku     Ryoma-kun, it looks like you'll have     to take care of all of us from now on. [07:42] kiri     Come on, I'm just as old     as the rest of you... [07:47] kiri     But why did we suddenly get so old? [07:52] mon     They're aging at a nice pace! [07:55] mon     Now, go on, keep aging! [08:02] kiri     It's odd. I feel like...     I'm getting even older... [08:07] man     We need to find the cause,     or we'll be in trouble. [08:11] waku     It's true. Any older and it'll just     ruin my character design. [08:17] shu     Too much trouble. [08:18] kiri     What, you don't mind the     thought of getting older? [08:22] shu     Well, we could skip class     and no one would get mad. [08:26] shu     I think I'm okay staying like this. [08:28] kiri     That's your reasoning? [08:29] dogo     I see! If you're an old man,     you don't have to go to class! [08:34] man     I'd rather not sacrifice my youth     just to get out of class, though... [08:38] mas     Wow, aging like that would really stink. [08:42] mas     I hope I stay beautiful as I age! [08:45] dogo     Oh, Martha! [08:47] una     My, they've aged even more     than I was expecting. [08:52] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro... it suits you. [08:55] shu     Huh? What does? [08:58] ata     I'm saying it suits your laziness. [09:01] shu     Yeah, I agree! [09:05] waka     If they're here, that seems to suggest... [09:08] waka     The cause of all this... [09:09] kiri     Yeah, it's that thing, right? [09:12] kiri     A m... m... mo... What was it again? [09:16] dogo     Ryoma-senpai, what's wrong with your memory? [09:20] dogo     You know what it is. A... m...     m... m... What was it again? [09:27] man     Not you, too! [09:28] man     It's the usual thing! A m... m... m... [09:34] shu     Meat curry. [09:36] waku     Meat curry? Was that what     we were talking about? [09:40] waku     I think I'd like to eat some meat curry. [09:42] waku     I think I had some meat curry this morning. [09:44] man     Now that you mention it,     I think you did, Ichiro. [09:50] mon     Go on, keep aging! [09:55] dogo     I feel kind of tired... [10:00] man     You're a total old man! [10:03] dogo     What's that? [10:05] man     You've become even more of an old man! [10:10] dogo     What's that? [10:13] dogo     You've! Become! An old man! [10:17] dogo     Oh, shucks, have I? [10:19] man     It wasn't a compliment! [10:21] kiri     This is terrible! We just     keep on getting older. [10:25] shu     What's the big deal?     It's not that different from how we were. [10:30] kiri     But it is different! [10:32] waku     But Kyotaro-kun's way of speaking     hasn't changed much, I'll admit... [10:37] kiri     I can't believe it. [10:38] waku     Maybe because he was the most     like an old man from the start? [10:43] kiri     For better or worse... I'm not sure which. [10:45] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai... [10:48] dogo     You've changed so much! [10:50] shu     Chiro, that's a tree. [10:53] man     Honestly. [10:54] man     You've always been a fool, [10:56] man     but you've gotten even worse     in your old age, Ichiro. [10:59] shu     Tai-Tai, that's a stairway. [11:03] mon     Well? You can't fight back in     bodies like those, can you? [11:07] waku     I see something...     but it's too far away to make out. [11:11] waku     It looks a bit like a head. [11:15] man     That's my head. [11:19] kar     He's currently in the depths     of anger and suffering! [11:23] kar     We need to make him happy! [11:27] waku     That's right. What's causing this again? [11:30] kiri     You know, the m... m... thing. [11:34] dogo     The thing, you know. The... m... m... [11:38] man     The usual thing. The m... m...      What was it again? [11:44] shu     Meat curry. [11:46] kiri     Of course! Meat curry! [11:48] wak     Is that what we were talking about? [11:51] dogo     That reminds me,     I had meat curry this morning! [11:55] man     That's right. I think you did, Ichiro. [11:59] shu     Everyone, you're repeating     the same things as before. [12:03] kiri     The same things? [12:04] kiri     That's right... we were talking about     how you haven't changed much, Kyotaro. [12:10] shu     Yeah, we've been through that, too. [12:12] kiri     Is it possible... you haven't changed     because you were an old man already? [12:17] shu     Nanao-san, you said all that before, too. [12:21] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai, you've gotten so hard... [12:25] shu     Chiro, that's a wall. [12:27] man     I was a wild one back in my day, you know. [12:30] shu     Tai-Tai, that's a stairway. [12:34] shu     What a pain... [12:38] kar     What's he doing? [12:41] kiri     I don't wanna get any older! [12:41] shi     Second childhood, I think. [12:44] kar     What about him, then? [12:46] man     I was a wild one back in my day, you know. [12:50] shu     Bragging about his old days as a bad boy. [12:53] kar     And what's with him? [12:55] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai... [12:57] dogo     You've gotten so round... [12:59] shu     Suffering the vision loss     that comes with age, I think. [13:03] waku     I get such a chill at this time of year! [13:06] waku     I always keep Chinese medicine     on hand for my aching joints. [13:12] karu     And him? [13:12] shu     Boasting about his health conditions.     It's common in seniors. [13:16] kar     Aging is pretty rough on you humans, I guess. [13:19] una     It's a little hard to watch, really... [13:22] mar     Can we put a stop to this? [13:23] mar     They're so ugly it's making     my adorable eyes ache. [13:26] ata     Shut up for a minute. [13:30] ata     Why isn't he suffering? [13:32] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro... [13:34] ata     You need... to suffer! SIGN    Furanui Born March 26 Blood Type: O? Aries Hobbies: Collecting insects Likes: Strawberries, digging [13:45] dogo     I feel kinda tired... [13:48] man     You're a total old man! [13:51] dogo     Eh? What was that? [13:52] man     You're! An! Old man! [13:56] dogo     Oh, shucks, am I? [13:57] man     It wasn't a compliment! [13:59] kiri     This is awful! [14:01] kiri     We just keep aging! [14:05] waku     The season's so chilly, isn't it? [14:11] dogo     Kyotaro-senpai, you've gotten so square! [14:15] man     I was a wild one back in my day, you know. [14:19] kiri     No! No! I don't wanna get any older! [14:24] mon     Notice me already, darn it! [14:27] mon     It's me! [14:29] mon     I'm the one who made you age! [14:31] mon     Fight me already! [14:35] kar     We're not getting anywhere like this. [14:37] kar     I guess you'd better transform. [14:40] kar     As Prince of Honyala Land, I order you! [14:43] kar     Become Karls Knights Happy Kiss     and save the people! [14:53] kar     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [15:04] kar     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [15:08] kar     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [15:12] kar     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [15:16] kar     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [15:20] kar     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [15:24] kar     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [15:27] kar     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [15:30] kar     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [15:33] kar     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [15:37] kar     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [15:40] kar     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [15:45] kar     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [15:51] kiri     We transformed? [15:53] waku     So we can transform in this state, too... [15:56] dogo     I guess we just have to     beat the monster, then. [16:00] man     Hey, you jerk! I'm gonna pound you! [16:03] mon     What are they actually saying? [16:07] shu     They've got kind of a      "let's beat him already" vibe going. [16:12] mon     So they finally want to fight! [16:15] mon     Now, feel my wrath! [16:22] kiri     Huh? [16:23] waku     No change at all. [16:25] dogo     I guess we just gotta beat the monster! [16:28] man     Hey, you jerk! I'm gonna pound you! [16:31] shu     Sounds like they're feeling pretty okay. [16:37] mon     I see! My attacks don't work     because they're already old! [16:41] shira     He's so useless... [16:49] mon     Well? [16:51] mon     Being old feels awful, doesn't it? [16:54] kiri     It does. [16:55] kiri     It doesn't feel good at all. [16:57] kiri     We gotta beat the monster as soon as we can! [17:01] man     Hey, you jerk! I'm gonna pound you! [17:04] shu     They're kind of saying, "Are you so sure?" [17:07] mon     I don't think that's what     they were saying at all! [17:10] shu     But are you so sure? [17:12] shu     I don't mind being an old     man at all, personally... [17:15] mon     You couldn't understand... [17:18] mon     I'm in high school, but I have     a face like an old man... [17:22] mon     so everybody just calls me "Old Man"!     You couldn't possibly understand my pain! [17:26] mon     So... [17:27] mon     I'm making everyone older than me, [17:29] mon     so they can get a taste of how I feel! [17:33] shu     Personally, I couldn't     wait to become an old man. [17:39] shu     I wanted to get accustomed to things like     basking in the sun as soon as possible. [17:44] shu     There are lots of things that don't look     "right" on you until you get older. [17:49] shu     I'm already used to those     things, so it's fine. [17:53] kar     Now, everyone! [17:55] kar     Kyotaro, hurry! [17:57] kar     Kyotaro-kun, it's time! [18:00] kar     Kyotaro-senpai, hurry! [18:02] kar     Please hurry! [18:05] kar     Darn it... [18:08] kar     Now! Use your powers     combined to make him happy! [18:11] kar     Are you happy? [18:13] kar     Yes! [18:15] kar     Are you happy? [18:17] kar     Yes! [18:18] kar     Are you happy? [18:20] kar     Yes! [18:21] kar     Are you happy? [18:23] kar     Yes! [18:25] kar     Are you happy? [18:27] kar     Yes! [18:28] kar     Let's happy hour! [18:31] kar     Return to happiness! [18:34] kar     Happy... [18:52] kar     ...and Turn! [19:00] mon     Oh, it came out. It's all out. [19:07] shu     Happy End. [19:09] kar     Happy Powder! [19:15] kiri     Hey, we're back! [19:16] dogo     We are! [19:17] dogo     Does that mean we have to go to class? [19:20] dogo     You'd really rather go     back to being that way? [19:24] waku     Either way, it's a little     too soon for us to be old. [19:28] shu     Oh? Who are you again? [19:31] kiri     That's Ojii Santa from our class, remember? [19:34] shu     Oh, "Old Man." SIGN     Ojii Santa [19:37] oji     I see. Being an old man means     I'm ahead of the curve. [19:42] oji     I guess I have some things others don't. [19:45] oji     Thanks. [19:47] oji     Old man, old man... [19:50] shu     Lucky. I wanted to be able     to space out all day. [19:54] kiri     You'll get there. Don't worry. [19:56] waku     But you can rest easy. [19:58] waku     It sounds like Ryoma-kun will     take care of you forever. [20:01] kiri     I didn't say that! [20:03] shu     Well, we worked up a sweat,     so let's take a bath. [20:12] una     W-Well, nothing to be done about it. [20:14] una     Let's just try again next time. [20:16] masa     T-That's right! [20:18] masa     We can make as many monsters as we want. [20:21] una     Ata... [20:23] shu     So tired. I really want that bath... [20:26] shu     Oh, that's right. [20:32] shu     Ata! [20:34] shu     Why don't you come to the bath with us? [20:37] ata     Damn you... [20:40] ata     Why... are you saying that... after all this? [20:45] shu     What? What's wrong? [20:50] ata     Kyo-chan! [20:55] ata     You really are... [20:58] ata     This is what you always do... Always... [21:02] ata     You just drift through life,     doing what you feel like... [21:05] ata     Doing whatever you want... [21:07] ata     You never even think about     how anyone else feels! [21:13] ata     You're just going to throw that out there?     "Come to the bath"? [21:16] ata     Like I'm an afterthought?     It's so inconsiderate! [21:22] una     Ata... [21:23] fura     I understand your dissatisfaction and anger. [21:27] fura     Spread fear! Rise, Black Knight! [21:36] una     It can't be! [21:44] una     Ata? [21:45] una     Ibusuki-senpai? [21:53] shu     Oh? Ata? [21:57] shu     Ata-kun... became a monster? [22:04] waku     He's putting out a dangerous aura... [22:07] karu     This isn't good! [22:09] karu     He's putting out incredibly unhappy energy! SIGN    One Centimeter to HAPPY SIGN    Next Episode [23:54] sign     Next time: Let's happy kiss     our way to One Centimeter to HAPPY! SIGN    Wow, Ata-san, you're so mad. Seriously, what happened in your past? SIGN    Time for the classic Defense Club second-to-last-episode chaos! Will production get it out in time?! (That's what you meant?!) 11 - One Centimeter to HAPPY Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] ---     So tired. I really want that bath... [00:12] ---     Oh, that's right. [00:17] ---     Ata! [00:19] ---     Why don't you come to the bath with us? [00:23] ---     Damn you... [00:25] ---     Why... are you saying that... after all this? [00:30] ---     What? What's wrong? [00:34] ---     You're just going to throw that out there?     "Come to the bath"? [00:37] ---     Like I'm an afterthought?     It's so inconsiderate! [00:40] ---     I understand your dissatisfaction and anger. [00:44] ---     Spread fear! Rise, Black Knight! [00:53] ---     It can't be! [01:12] ---     This isn't good! [01:14] ---     He's putting out incredibly unhappy energy! SIGN    One Centimeter to HAPPY [03:07] kiri     Ata-kun? [03:08] waku     He's become a monster? [03:09] man     It appears so... [03:11] dogo     This is so bad! [03:13] shu     Hey, hey. You're kidding, right? [03:22] shira     I don't... think it's a joke. [03:25] una     You turned Ata into a monster?! [03:30] fura     To rule this world requires fear. [03:33] fura     Fear and suffering are the most effective [03:36] fura     and efficient ways to control humans. [03:39] fura     Ritter Diamant has sublimated his own      suffering and become fear itself. [03:46] fura     So that I, Furanui,     may control the human world! [03:50] fura     Shall I turn you to fear, too? [03:52] fura     Ritter Amethyst... [03:54] fura     the warped hatred behind     that pretty face of yours. [03:58] fura     Ritter Rosenquarz... [03:59] fura     the despair hidden behind your smile     that comes from not being understood? [04:03] una     How do you know about that? [04:05] fura     And I, as ruler of the human world,     shall become Honyala Land's king! [04:10] kar     You're wrong, Furanui! [04:12] kar     You can bind people with fear,     but that's not real leadership! [04:16] kar     Not unless they're happy! [04:18] kar     Countries are founded      on the happiness of their people! [04:21] kar     Happiness is indispensable     to ruling the human world! [04:25] fura     Silence! Happiness is the     opiate of the masses! [04:29] fura     Go, Ritter Diamant! Spread fear! [04:34] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro... I will make you pay! [04:38] shu     Me? [04:42] shu     Stop it, Ata. [04:44] shu     What's going on here? [04:46] kiri     Wait... has Ata-kun been mad     about that this whole time? [04:49] shu     Hey, Ata. Did I do something to you? [04:52] ata     Shut up! [04:54] kiri     Look out! [04:56] ata     Don't get in my way, Kirishima! [04:59] fura     Yes, get him! [05:01] fura     Edelstein, hit them with all of your [05:04] fura     deep-seated sorrows and resentments! [05:08] una     Could you not order us around? [05:10] hone     Yeah, taking orders is the     least cute thing there is. [05:15] una     We're doing this of our own free will. [05:26] waku     He's in a rather pissy mood, isn't he? [05:27] man     This is no time for flippancy! [05:32] una     Stay away from Ata... [05:33] una     ...or we'll stop you ourselves! [05:35] man     You wanna fight? Bring it on! [05:40] una     Well, if it isn't the former delinquent,     Manza Taishi-kun. [05:45] man     How do you know about that? [05:46] una     Everyone knows it. [05:48] una     Maybe you belong with us, not them? [05:52] man     Shut up! [05:54] dogo     Taishi! [05:55] shira     Not so fast. [05:57] shira     You'll have to beat me first! [05:59] dogo     Don't get in my way, Magozaemon! [06:03] dogo     Shoot, I shouldn't have said that... [06:05] dogo     Sorry, sorry. [06:06] shira     You get the heck away from me! [06:11] shira     Idiot! This is why you never cross me! [06:14] man     Hey, you! Don't fight your own cousin! [06:18] shira     M-My perfect hair! [06:23] waku     I don't think I understand what this fight     is all about, Ritter Rosenquarz-san. [06:29] una     Yes. I guess it's just time to fight,     Luna Kiss-san. [06:36] kiri     Kyotaro, what are you doing? [06:38] shu     I'm tired. [06:39] kiri     Kyotaro! [06:44] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro. Why won't you fight? [06:47] shu     Because it's annoying. [06:50] ata     Annoying? [06:53] shu     And I'm sleepy. [06:57] shu     And I don't want to fight you. [07:00] shu     We have no reason to fight. [07:02] kiri     Wait, Kyotaro! [07:07] ata     No reason, you say? [07:12] una     Ata? [07:13] una     Ibusuki-senpai? [07:15] kiri     Ata-kun? [07:17] ata     You still don't understand?! [07:31] kar     Everyone! [07:32] kar     Wake up, everyone! [07:34] kar     This isn't happy at all! [07:38] fura     What's wrong, Karls? Is that all     your "happy" power has to offer? [07:44] fura     It seems that fear truly     is the stronger force! [07:49] kiri     Not yet! [07:51] kiri     We haven't lost yet! [07:53] waku     That's right! [07:54] man     The idea that fear wins over happiness... [07:57] dogo     ...we won't support it! [08:00] kar     Guys... [08:04] shu     What a nice nap. [08:06] shu     We won't lose. [08:08] shu     Because we believe in Karls,     and the power of happiness. [08:11] kar     Guys! [08:13] kar     Furanui! We'll stand up again and again! [08:17] kar     Because we believe in the power of happiness! [08:21] kar     We'll transform as     many times as we need to! [08:23] kar     Karls Knights Happy Kiss...     my magic knights of happiness! [08:27] kar     Come on! [08:38] kar     Now, make your pledge with a kiss. [09:15] kar     Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss! [09:29] kar     Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss! [09:42] kar     Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss! [09:55] kar     Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss! [10:08] kar     Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss! [10:13] kar     Like the flowers that     bloom across the world... [10:16] kar     Like the stars that shine in the night sky... [10:18] kar     Like the moon that illuminates     everything below... [10:21] kar     Like the snow that gently     embraces the land... [10:23] kar     Let's bring happiness to the universe! [10:26] kar     We are the magic knights who bring happiness! [10:29] kar     Karls Knights Happy Kiss! [10:34] kar     Knights contract complete! [10:36] kar     Now! Use your powers     combined to make him happy! [10:40] kar     Are you happy? [10:41] kar     Yes! [10:41] kar     Are you happy? [10:42] kar     Yes! [10:43] kar     Are you happy? [10:44] kar     Yes! [10:44] kar     Are you happy? [10:45] kar     Yes! [10:46] kar     Are you happy? [10:47] kar     Yes! [10:48] kar     Let's happy hour! [10:51] kar     Happy and Set! [11:04] kar     Return to happiness! [11:07] kar     Happy and Turn! [11:15] ata     You can't make people happy with magic! [11:27] kar     No... [11:34] ata     No reason? You still don't get it, do you? [11:39] shu     Yeah... [11:40] ata     You're always mocking me like this... [11:43] ata     And you're always cruising through life,     never putting in any effort... [11:48] ata     It has happened time and time and time again! SIGN    Binan     Elementary     School SIGN    (Bronze) Hayashi Masaki (Bronze) Yamanaka Kazuki (Silver) Ibusuki Ata (Gold) Shuzenji Kyotaro [12:08] (Flashback) kid     Shuzenji's amazing, huh? [12:09] (Flashback) kid     Yeah, he's so great. [12:11] (Flashback) kiri     Aw... I worked hard on mine,      but Kyotaro got the gold again. [12:18] (Flashback) kyo     I think Ata's is way better     than mine, though... [12:33] (Flashback) kiri     Sheesh, Kyotaro. [12:35] (Flashback) kiri     I only just managed to clear five blocks. [12:58] (Flashback) kids     Congratulations! Amazing! [13:03] (Flashback) shu     Huh? I jumped it! [13:11] (Flashback) kids     Wow! Cool! [13:12] (Flashback) kiri     Wow, a new trick! You're so cool, Kyotaro! [13:28] ibu     That time and that time and that time... [13:31] ibu     Everything I worked hard to achieve... [13:33] ibu     Every time, every time, every time... [13:36] ibu     Again and again and again... [13:42] kar     He's been caught up in a maelstrom of hatred! [13:46] kar     I've never seen such a twisted, unhappy aura! [13:50] dogo     Just over that stuff? [13:52] man     He's just venting every offense      he's kept locked up inside this whole time. [13:57] waku     It just shows how powerful his feelings are. [14:01] waku     Or his obsession, you could say... [14:05] waku     Or... [14:06] ata     And then... [14:08] ata     That time, too! [14:13] kiri     You know, Kyotaro. That time. [14:16] shu     That time? What time? [14:18] kiri     That day after we were playing in the mud. [14:22] kiri     Remember? [14:24] ata     Did that really mean so little to you? [14:26] ata     That time... [14:29] (Flashback) ata     This is fun! [14:35] (Flashback) kiri     Look, I'm so dirty! [14:37] (Flashback) shu     Ata, you're the dirtiest! [14:40] (Flashback) ata     You are, Kyo-chan! [14:42] (Flashback) kiri     But our moms'll be mad      if we come back all dirty. [14:50] (Flashback) yu     Hey, kids! You're looking pretty muddy there! [14:53] (Flashback) yu     Why not come by our bath to wash off? [14:57] (Flashback) yu     My bro always says kids gotta get muddy. [15:00] (Flashback) yu     Muddy kids forever! [15:02] (Flashback) yu     Yeah, yeah! [15:05] (Flashback) shu     Yeah! Let's go to the bath! [15:07] (Flashback) kiri     Okay! [15:10] (Flashback) ata     I'm coming too! [15:14] ---     Undress and let's get in there! [15:16] ---     Bath time! [15:17] (Flashback) ata     Um, I've never done this before... [15:17] kiri     My mom would have been so mad... [15:20] (Flashback) ata     So... [15:20] kyo     We almost finished that castle, too! [15:33] ata     You... You... [15:35] ata     You left me behind! [15:43] dogo     Is it really that big a deal? [15:45] shira     Shut up! [15:47] ata     I really wanted you to realize it. [15:51] ata     But you didn't just fail realize... [15:53] ata     You kept rubbing it in my face! [15:57] ata     Shuzenji Kyotaro. [15:59] ata     I am going to surpass you! [16:02] ata     Take this! [16:06] kiri     Kyotaro! [16:08] dogo     Why? [16:20] ata     Why? Why won't you fight back? [16:25] ata     Are you going to ignore me      the way you always do? [16:49] ata     Why? Why can't I make you respond? [16:51] kiri     Ata-kun! You've got the wrong idea! [16:54] ata     Why?! [16:56] shu     I just wanted to bear the brunt [17:00] shu     of your feelings as best I could. [17:05] shu     Because that's all I can do at this point. [17:12] shu     But... I did search for you then. [17:21] (Flashback) kiri     What nice hot water! [17:23] (Flashback) shu     Ata! I'll wash your back! [17:29] (Flashback) shu     Ata? [17:31] (Flashback) shu     Ata? [17:33] (Flashback) shu     Ata? [17:34] (Flashback) kiri     Where are you? SIGN    Binan Elementary School [17:41] (Flashback) shu     Ata! [17:43] (Flashback) shu     Ata-kun! [17:44] (Flashback) shu     Where'd you go yesterday?     You just disappeared... [17:47] (Flashback) shu     We were looking for you. [17:51] (Flashback) ata     Forget it. [17:57] (Flashback) kiri     Ata-kun! [17:59] (Flashback) shu     What's wrong with Ata? [18:04] shu     I should have asked earlier,     but what did you do after the bath? [18:08] ata     I spent the day alone, [18:13] ata     crying in the park. [18:16] ata     Back then, I wanted you to say it... [18:20] ata     "Ata, come to the bath with us." [18:22] ata     All this time, I wanted that... and yet... [18:27] ata     Instead, at the worst possible time... [18:30] (Flashback) ata     Oh, that's right. [18:35] (Flashback) ata     Ata! [18:37] (Flashback) ata     Why don't you come to the bath with us? [18:40] ata     Those words I've wanted     to hear for over ten years... [18:45] ata     This is how you do it, every single time... [18:48] ata     The way you trample on my feelings! [18:54] kiri     Kyotaro! [18:55] una     That dark aura is definitely bad! [18:58] shira     Oh my god! [18:59] fura     I never thought his hatred     would be so intense... [19:06] dogo     So bad, so bad, so bad! [19:07] man     We have to stop him! [19:08] waku     It appears we do... [19:10] karu     Then let's all... [19:11] kiri     Kyotaro! [19:18] shu     Then... [19:20] shu     It might be ten years too late, but... [19:23] shu     Ata. Let's go together... [19:33] shu     to the bath. [19:37] (Flashback) shu     Ata, let's go to the bath together. [19:56] shu     Sorry, Ata. [20:13] shu     What? [20:14] shu     A magic circle? [20:18] bird     Message for you! [20:21] kar     An emergency message from Honyala Land? [20:24] fura     What? [20:26] bird     It's from King Papa Kamo! [20:28] bird     Click! [20:32] king     Help me, Karls! Furanui! [20:35] king     Honyala Land is in danger! [20:37] king     Come back at once! [20:42] bird     Thank you very much. [20:47] kar     Papa Kamo... [20:48] kiri     You mean, that was your father? [20:52] fura     What has happened to Father? [20:54] una     Sounded like mortal danger of some kind. [20:57] una     Yeah... [20:57] fura     What?! [20:59] kar     Papa Kamo is... Papa Kamo is... [21:06] dogo     He's wailing... [21:08] man     Karls, who's usually so happy... [21:14] shu     Karls. [21:17] shu     It's really weird when you aren't happy. [21:21] shu     You've brought happiness to a     lot of sad and miserable people. [21:30] shu     Weren't you always the one who     could stay happy no matter what? [21:35] shu     Aren't you the one who wanted     to make the whole world happy? [21:40] kar     That's right! [21:41] kar     If Honyala Land isn't happy,     we need to go and make it happy! [21:46] kiri     That's the way, Karls! [21:47] kiri     Yeah, yeah, yeah! That's right. [21:49] waku     Looks like Kyotaro-kun     talked him into that one. [21:53] man     Yeah... [21:54] kar     As prince of Honyala Land, I order you! [21:57] kar     Karls Knights, save Papa Kamo     and all of Honyala Land! [22:02] ---     Right! [22:04] ---     Let's go! [22:08] fura     I shall be the one to save Father! [22:11] fura     Come along, Edelstein! [22:14] una     Ata? [22:15] una     Ibusuki-senpai? SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Always HAPPY in the Heart! [23:54] una     Let's happy kiss our way to     Always HAPPY in the Heart! SIGN     SIGN    What will become of Honyala Land's happiness? And how will it all end? 12 - Always HAPPY in the Heart! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:15] ---     What? [00:21] ---     Honyala Land is in danger! [00:24] ---     Come back at once! [00:28] ---     As prince of Honyala Land, I order you! [00:31] ---     Karls Knights, save Papa Kamo     and all of Honyala Land! [00:36] ---     Right! [00:37] ---     Let's go! [00:42] ---     I shall be the one to save Father! [00:44] ---     Come along, Edelstein! [00:47] ---     Ata? [00:48] ---     Ibusuki-senpai? [00:56] una     Ata. [00:59] una     I've seen how hard you've been working. [01:04] una     I want you to be happy, Ata. [01:10] shira     Yeah! [01:11] una     Well, it's not easy to put this into words... [01:14] una     So, I'm not a fan of violence, but... [01:17] una     Bing! [01:22] una     Okay, let's go too! [01:24] shira     Okay! SIGN    Honyala Land is under attack! What's happened to Papa Kamo? SIGN    Will Ata and Kyotaro get their handshake? Will the world be filled with happiness? SIGN    Always HAPPY in the Heart! [01:49] kar     This way, everyone! [01:53] dogo     Wow, wow, wow! [01:55] dogo     This is his magical kingdom? [01:56] dogo     Honyala Land? [01:57] dogo     It really exists? [01:58] dogo     You thought he was making it up? [02:00] dogo     Well... [02:01] kar     Anyway, let's hurry to Papa Kamo's palace! [02:05] shu     Sure. [02:09] dogo     Ouch, ouch, ouch! [02:11] man     What is all this? [02:12] man     Ichiro! [02:18] kar     Pa-para-pa! [02:26] kar     What are those things? [02:30] kiri     Tin soldiers? [02:32] shu     Karls, what are those? [02:34] kar     I don't know. I've never seen them before. [02:39] dogo     They're coming from this way, too! [02:40] waku     This way, too. [02:41] man     We're surrounded... [02:50] man     What is it? [02:58] dogo     These guys want to hurt us! [03:00] man     That was quite clear! [03:09] waku     More of this? [03:12] man     It's not stopping! [03:13] shu     Karls! [03:14] kar     I'll use my magic again... [03:20] fura     Prince Karls! Let's call     a ceasefire for now. [03:24] kar     Furanui! [03:25] shu     Ata... [03:26] fura     What's going on here? [03:28] fura     Where are Honyala Land's people? [03:31] kar     None of this makes any sense... [03:33] shu     Ata... are you sure? [03:35] ibu     I may have lost, but I have my     pride as a member of the Edelstein. [03:39] una     You know... We still have our knights'     contract and all that, too... [03:43] shira     Right. [03:45] shu     I see. [03:45] men     Prince Karls! Prince Furanui! [03:50] waku     There are people over there. [03:53] kar     Are you guys okay? [03:54] dogo     So all the residents of Honyala Land... [03:56] kiri     ...really are all animals. [03:58] man     But there appears to be     a bit too much variety... [04:00] waku     Let's just not think about it too hard. [04:03] kar     What happened, everyone? [04:06] pure     Minister Wao staged a coup d'etat! [04:09] fura     What? Minister Wao? [04:11] shu     Who's Minister Wao? [04:12] kar     He's our uncle! [04:15] (Flashback) wao     I, Wao, shall carry out my duties faithfully. [04:19] fura     Wao was our educator, as well. [04:22] fura     Why would such a wise man do this? [04:24] kar     And where have the people     of Honyala Land gone? [04:28] pure     W-Well... [04:32] shu     What's that? [04:39] kar     A demon? [04:40] kar     Kyotaro! [04:41] kar     Look! [04:46] kar     The people... [04:47] kar     So that's how it works. [04:56] una     If that beam hits you,      I guess it turns you into a tin soldier. [05:00] shira     That was close... [05:01] kar     Furanui, I'm putting up a barrier! [05:03] kar     Help me out! [05:05] fura     Agreed! [05:07] both     Hai-hai-sir! [05:12] dogo     They got it! [05:13] kiri     Nice job, Karls! [05:15] ibu     No, they only blocked the shot... [05:41] kar     Come out, Minister Wao! [05:43] fura     We know you're in there! [05:52] kamo     Karls! Furanui! [05:54] kamo     I was hoping you could save me! [05:57] wao     I see you've both returned. [06:03] shu     That's Minister Wao? [06:05] kamo     Karls... Furanui... [06:07] kamo     Wao may be engaging in a     rather terrible scheme... [06:10] wao     Silence! [06:11] kamo     I think that hurts, maybe! [06:14] kar     Papa Kamo! [06:15] fura     Father! [06:15] fura     Minister Wao! How could you do this? [06:18] kar     It's awful! Just awful! [06:19] wao     It's all the fault of this foolish,     incompetent King Papa Kamo. [06:23] karu     Just what has Papa Kamo done? [06:25] wao     Nothing, and that's the problem! [06:27] kar     What? [06:29] wao     Drunk on peace, he lets the     people do whatever they want, [06:32] wao     neglecting all of his     responsibilities as king. [06:36] kar     That's not true! Everyone     loves Papa Kamo's kindness! [06:40] fura     Honyala Land was a peaceful nation. [06:44] wao     Fool! Don't you realize that     peace leads to depravity? [06:50] kar     But, but... I thought everyone     in Honyala Land was happy. [06:55] wao     Listen to me, princes and     airhead manservants... [06:59] dogo     Don't call us airheads! [07:00] waku     I object to "manservant", as well. [07:02] man     You wanna step outside, huh?! [07:03] kiri     We're just trying to make everyone happy! [07:07] wao     That is the very foolishness     I'm talking about! [07:10] kar     Why? Why is it wrong if everyone's happy? [07:14] wao     Just as peace births depravity... [07:16] wao     when someone shines with a happy aura,     they projects a shadow behind them. [07:20] wao     This is the law of the world. [07:23] fura     I can't claim that I don't understand. [07:26] ata     Yes. [07:28] wao     I have served the airheaded, incompetent     Papa Kamo for a very long time. [07:39] (Flashback) kamo     I may be happy! [07:40] (Flashback) kar     Feels nice, huh? I'm so happy! [07:43] (Flashback) kamo     C'mon, Furanui! Minister Wao! [07:45] (Flashback) kamo     You might want to bathe in     the sun with us, perhaps! [07:48] (Flashback) wao     I fear that if bandits attacked     while I was sunbathing, [07:53] (Flashback) wao     I would be unable to protect you. [07:55] (Flashback) fura     I agree with Minister Wao. [07:58] (Flashback) kar     Then why don't we take turns? [08:01] (Flashback) kar     While you two sunbathe, we'll keep watch! [08:04] (Flashback) kamo     That might just be a good idea! [08:07] (Flashback) kamo     Karls, sometimes I think     you might have great ideas! [08:10] (Flashback) kamo     Huggle, huggle! [08:12] (Flashback) kamo     Huggle, huggle! [08:13] (Flashback) kamo     Huggle, huggle! [08:17] wao     And that's when I realized... [08:19] wao     Furanui, you are the same as I am. [08:23] wao     Though born to different mothers,     Papa Kamo and I were both in line for the throne. [08:28] wao     However, my perfectionism lost      to Papa Kamo's imperfectionism. [08:34] wao     Is it not an insult to be put in     competition with that fool Karls? [08:41] wao     Prince Furanui... [08:42] wao     I think you belong with me! [08:48] kar     Furanui! [08:49] wao     Prince Furanui. [08:51] wao     I'm sure you wanted to enjoy the     sun with your father and brother. [08:56] wao     But when you showed restraint, [08:58] wao     your father lavished praise on     your airhead brother instead. [09:03] wao     You must have found it terribly sad. [09:06] ---     Surely you asked yourself:     Why am I not praised? [09:08] ---     Why am I not loved? [09:12] ---     And you then began to hate your brother. [09:18] ---     Your love turned to hatred. [09:22] fura     Love... [09:23] fura     Turned to hatred? [09:25] wao     Prince Furanui, if you join me now, [09:28] wao     I will make you next in     the line of succession. [09:31] karu     Furanui! [09:33] karu     You won't abandon Papa Kamo, will you? [09:35] karu     He's our papa, you know? [09:39] wao     Listen, Furanui... [09:40] wao     The king's love has always been exclusively     bestowed upon the airhead Karls. [09:45] wao     There's no place for you     with the two of them! [09:51] (Flashback) both     Whee! [09:53] fura     It's true... [09:54] fura     There was no place for me there. [09:57] ata     I know how you feel. [10:01] ibu     But even if you have no place, do     you truly hate Karls and Papa Kamo? [10:09] ata     I'm sure you felt annoyed     about how they acted happy [10:11] ata     and never noticed you. [10:15] ata     You probably felt lonely, too. [10:19] ata     But is that the same as truly hating someone? [10:23] ata     Isn't it a hatred that indicates love? [10:26] fura     True. You may be right... [10:30] fura     But what of it? [10:32] fura     It doesn't change the fact that the king     showered all his love on Karls instead of me! [10:38] shu     But Karls didn't treat you that way, did he? [10:41] shu     Karls never said anything bad about you, ever. [10:47] shu     And if you went with that guy,     Karls would probably cry for real. [10:52] shu     He'd be really sad. [10:54] kar     Yeah! Because I love you, Furanui! [10:59] shu     You may feel like you're alone,     but I don't think you really are. [11:05] ata     Furanui! [11:06] ata     Have you ever made the decision to join him? [11:11] ata     I never did. [11:14] ata     I always just waited for him to talk to me... [11:17] ata     I never went up and talked to him. [11:20] ata     Something inside me wouldn't let me do it. [11:23] ata     But now... [11:29] shu     Anyway, for now, let's save Papa Kamo. [11:34] shu     We can think about the     rest in the bath later. [11:39] ata     Not a bad proposal. [11:42] shu     What do you think, Furanui? [11:46] kar     Furanui! [11:50] fura     Agreed! [11:53] fura     Minister Wao! [11:55] fura     You tricked us so that you could     incite rebellion against our king! [11:59] fura     Now you will pay! [12:02] wao     Furanui... [12:03] wao     So you've been taken in by Karls'     "happy" nonsense as well... [12:07] wao     I had you study kingship [12:10] wao     in the hopes that you would be the     successor to my reign of terror... [12:14] wao     But never mind that now. [12:15] wao     In that case, I'll punish you all! [12:21] kar     We won't lose! We want everyone to be happy! [12:32] fura     Minister Wao! [12:33] fura     Did you pit Karls and me against each     other so that you could prepare your coup? [12:41] kar     That's awful! It's not happy at all! [12:44] wao     Indeed I did. [12:45] wao     And Honyala Land is now mine! [12:48] fura     I won't let you get away with this! [12:51] wao     Won't you? [12:57] shu     This again? [13:18] ata     Are you all right? [13:19] shu     Yeah... [13:20] kar     Be careful! [13:21] fura     It's coming again! [13:26] wao     How dare you! [13:28] wao     Take this! [13:31] both     Hai-hai-sir! [13:34] wao     Your magic isn't strong enough to stop this! [13:48] wao     Is that all the power you can bring to bear? [13:51] wao     I'll wipe happiness from     the face of this world! [13:54] kamo     Minister Wao... [13:57] kamo     Rather... my little brother Wao... [13:59] wao     You're calling me your little brother now? [14:02] wao     I've served you all this time     and you never cared how I felt! [14:05] kamo     Wao, I don't believe I've ever     held any enmity towards you. [14:11] wao     That can't be true! [14:13] kamo     It's true, I think! [14:15] kamo     I let you lead the ship of state     because I trusted you, I think. [14:20] kamo     Wao, I don't think I ever knew     you were so upset, probably. [14:26] wao     Stop ducking responsibility!     Say something without hedging! [14:29] kamo     I love you! [14:33] kamo     I love Karls and Furanui too, I think. [14:36] wao     No... It can't be true! [14:39] kamo     I felt happy, I do believe... [14:42] kamo     Yes, that night when we looked     at the moon together... [14:48] (Flashback) both     Look, a rabbit! [14:50] (Flashback) kamo     Maybe? [14:53] kamo     Wao. Do you feel like you remember that? [14:56] wao     I do... [14:58] wao     You're right that I felt happy then. [15:01] shu     That kind of thing does happen. [15:03] shu     Happiness comes from the most trivial things. [15:07] waku     Like when I get an upright stalk in my tea. [15:09] dogo     When I land a ball of scrap     paper in the wastebasket! [15:12] kiri     When I wake up thinking I'm late,     but I realize I have time to spare! [15:16] man     Or when I look at the clock     and it's all the same number. [15:20] una     For me... [15:22] una     I feel happy whenever I get the taste of     pickled plum in the rice of my shumai. [15:27] shira     For me, it's when I do my hair just right. [15:31] ata     For me... When I learned how to     spin my mechanical pencil, I think. [15:38] kar     That's right! [15:39] kar     Happiness isn't something you seek out!     It's something you feel! [15:47] wao     What is this happy aura? [15:49] shu     I think it's impossible to wipe     happiness from the world, don't you? [15:54] shu     It's something that just     comes to you from all around. [15:58] ata     Yes. If you take a step     forward, it's there. [16:01] wao     Take a step forward? [16:04] kar     Okay, let's all make Minister Wao happy! [16:11] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:13] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:14] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:16] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:18] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:19] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:21] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:22] kar     Are you happy? Yes! [16:29] kar     Make you happy! Yeah! [16:36] kar     Make you happy! Yeah! [16:37] kar     When you're happy, you happy it up! [16:40] kar     Awesome! [16:41] kar     Everybody happy now!     Happy it down! Hap-hap-happy! [16:44] kar     Happy bath! Happy dive! [16:45] kar     Happy happy now! [16:47] kar     Happy bath! Happy dive! [16:49] kar     Happy happy for you! [16:51] kar     Being happy means happying! [16:52] kar     Happy up your happiness! [16:54] kar     Time to happy it up to ultra happy! [16:57] kar     Happy bath! Happy dive! [16:59] kar     Happy happy now! [17:00] kar     Happy bath! Happy dive! [17:02] kar     Happy happy for you! [17:04] waku     Anywhere you are, there's a     way to be happy! Check it out! [17:07] waku     Where is it? [17:07] waku     Right here! [17:08] waku     Over there? [17:08] waku     There too! [17:09] waku     Everywhere? [17:10] waku     Happy in the bath! [17:11] waku     Happy with a nap! [17:12] waku     Happy in your room! [17:13] waku     Happy with a kiss! [17:14] waku     Happy with magic! [17:14] waku     Happy with sweets! [17:15] waku     Happy! Happy! Happy! Happy! [17:19] waku     Let's happy hour! [17:21] waku     Super Happy Fiore Kiss! [17:27] waku     Super Happy Stella Kiss! [17:32] waku     Super Happy Luna Kiss! [17:37] waku     Super Happy Neve Kiss! [17:42] waku     Super Happy Spazio Kiss! [17:47] waku     Super Happy Ritter Diamant! [17:52] waku     Super Happy Ritter Rosenquarz! [17:56] waku     Super Happy Ritter Amethyst! [18:06] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:08] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:09] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:11] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:13] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:14] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:16] waku     Are you happy? Yes! [18:18] waku     Let's happy hour! [18:20] waku     We want to see that smile of yours again [18:27] waku     That's why we came running here to see you [18:33] waku     We'll do everything we can to make you happy! [18:39] waku     Let's happy hour! [18:52] waku     Return to happiness! [18:54] waku     Super Happy and Turn! [19:14] waku     Feels like heaven... [19:22] shu     Super Happy End. [19:27] puri     What a nice nap... [19:31] kamo     There, there. [19:32] kamo     Wao, I think you should     rest a while, maybe... [19:35] kamo     You've been working very hard.     You're very tired, I expect. [19:39] wao     After all I did... [19:42] wao     why would you be so kind to me? [19:44] kamo     Because you're my dear brother, probably. [19:52] karu     That's right, take a nice nap in the sun. [19:56] karu     We can't be happy unless     you're happy, Minister Wao! [20:02] shu     Go on and be happy. [20:29] kiri     This is heaven! [20:31] dogo     Yeah, it sure is heaven. [20:34] waku     I think I can agree with that. [20:36] man     You think everything's back     to normal in Honyala Land? [20:39] una     I think it's probably fine. [20:40] una     We saw the birth of two kings. [20:43] (Flashback) kamo     My beloved princes! [20:46] (Flashback) kamo     You did a wonderful job making     everyone happy, I think. [20:49] (Flashback) fura     Karls, I lost to you. [20:52] (Flashback) fura     Happiness is necessary to     rule a country, after all. [20:56] (Flashback) fura     You're more suited to being king than I. [20:58] (Flashback) karu     It's not about winning or losing. [21:00] (Flashback) karu     The question is about whether     you're happy or not. [21:05] (Flashback) fura     In that regard, I really can't beat you. [21:07] (Flashback) shu     Then why don't you become     co-kings or something? [21:10] (Flashback) kamo     Oh, that would good, maybe! [21:13] (Flashback) kamo     You can each compensate     for the other's weaknesses [21:15] (Flashback) kamo     and rule Honyala Land together, perhaps. [21:20] shira     I wonder if they're really     going to be co-kings. [21:23] dogo     He did say maybe... [21:26] man     Like he was ducking the question. [21:28] una     Papa Kamo is a duck, he has to talk like one. [21:31] waku     You are now both kings... I think? [21:34] kiri     It's all so non-committal. [21:51] shu     We haven't had our handshake, have we? [22:07] shu     Baths feel nice, don't they? [22:09] ata     Yeah. [22:11] shu     Ata, let's take a bath together another time. [22:15] shu     I've come here pretty much every day since then. [22:19] shu     I guess you could call it a habit? SIGN    They brought hot springs from the human world to make all of Honyala Land happy! SIGN    Thanks for watching, everybody! I hope we can meet again some day! SIGN    Now, one last time... Are you happy?