Season 2
- 1 - Love, Once More!
- 2 - Love is a Mayfly
- 3 - Brotherly Love
- 4 - The Synchronicity of Love
- 5 - Receive Love!
- 6 - Everyone Loves Someone!
- 7 - A Christmas of Love and Miracles
- 8 - Love is Like the Snow
- 9 - The Chemical Substance of Love
- 10 - Days of Love and Acclaim
- 11 - Love is What Matters!
- 12 - Love Will Save the Earth!
1 - Love, Once More!
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[00:00] gero
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[00:00] tsu
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[00:00] yu
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[00:00] sign
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[00:14] en
Atsushi... you know...
[00:16] en
There's something I've been
thinking about lately.
[00:19] at
What is it, En-chan?
[00:20] at
The Ol*mpics?
[00:21] at
The constitution?
[00:22] at
Chikuwabu?
[00:23] en
No, time.
[00:25] at
Time?
[00:26] en
We only just got promoted to 3rd years,
[00:29] en
and it was autumn before we knew it.
[00:31] en
We missed all our chances for summer fun.
[00:34] en
You know?
[00:35] io
Not true, Yufuin-senpai.
[00:38] io
We went to both
[00:39] io
Danran Beach and Mt. Binan.
[00:42] ryu
Is your memory getting fuzzy already?
That's an aging danger sign!
[00:46] ats
En-chan, your kouhai are worried about you.
[00:49] en
Yeah,
[00:50] en
but it didn't feel like we were going
to the mountains or the beach for fun.
[00:53] en
It's too late now,
[00:55] en
but it's always been my dream to
make lots of fun summer memories.
[00:59] io
You know the saying.
[01:01] io
"Time doesn't betray dreams," and vice versa.
[01:04] en
Does anyone even know what that means?
[01:06] at
In my opinion, it means that
the time you spend working
[01:09] at
puts you that much closer to your dreams...
[01:11] en
Atsushi. You don't actually
have to analyze it.
[01:14] ryu
Hey, you know sand clocks?
[01:17] at
That's pretty out of the blue.
[01:18] ryu
Well, talking about clocks
in the bath reminded me.
[01:21] ryu
Sand clocks.
[01:22] io
Saunas have them a lot, don't they?
[01:24] en
Io, have you been to a sauna?
[01:27] io
A friend of mine has one at home.
[01:29] io
A Finnish sauna.
[01:30] io
It's basically a steam bath.
[01:32] en
They slap their backs with
birch branches, don't they?
[01:36] io
What? Do they?
[01:37] en
You didn't know?
[01:38] at
Anyway, Ryuu, what were
you saying about sand clocks?
[01:41] ryu
With a sand clock, you know?
[01:42] ryu
It's a clock, but it doesn't
tell you what time it is.
[01:46] ryu
It claims to be a time-telling device,
[01:47] ryu
but it won't actually tell you the time.
[01:50] ryu
So how is it a clock?
[01:51] io
But isn't that true of a stopwatch, as well?
[01:55] ryu
Oh, right.
[01:56] ryu
But somehow that just doesn't sit right.
[01:59] at
A sand clock is known as
an "hourglass" in English.
[02:01] at
It's not a watch or a clock.
[02:03] ryu
Sand and glass? They're the same thing!
[02:05] en
I can't believe you guys
[02:07] en
kept this stupid conversation up this long.
[02:10] at
En-chan, are you really one to talk?
[02:13] en
What do you mean?
[02:17] yu
You use a sand clock when
you get an enema, right?
[02:20] both
Enema?!
[02:21] yu
Because after it goes in,
[02:22] yu
you need to hold it in for a while.
[02:25] en
Really?
[02:26] en
I never knew sand clocks
bore such a noble mission.
[02:29] ryu
But Yumoto,
[02:30] ryu
why do you know something so hardcore?
[02:33] yu
Well, when I was little, my big brother would always make me...
[02:35] io
We don't need to hear this.
[02:37] at
They never change.
[02:39] at
That Earth Defense Club!
[02:41] en
You know, you're a member of it, too...
[02:47] gero
I knew it!
[02:48] gero
You're all here, eh?
[02:50] ari
Hey there.
[02:51] yu
Come on in!
[02:53] ryu
What do you mean, you knew it?
[02:57] gero
The Earth Defense Club
[02:59] gero
can always be found marinating
at Kurotama Bath.
[03:02] io
Excellent observation.
[03:08] ari
I initially turned up my nose at
the thought of public bathing.
[03:11] ari
But it's quite nice when you get used to it.
[03:14] en
Right?
[03:15] en
You can't stretch out in the bath at home.
[03:18] yu
Go on!
[03:18] yu
Sink right in down to your shoulders!
[03:21] yu
Our hot water comes right from a hot spring!
[03:24] at
Hey.
[03:32] at
It's been a while.
[03:34] kusa
We see each other in school every day.
[03:36] at
Oh.
[03:37] at
That's right.
[03:39] at
I guess it's been hard, huh?
[03:42] kusa
What has?
[03:44] at
Well... you know...
[03:46] at
stuff?
[03:48] kusa
"Stuff"?
[03:49] kusa
That's incredibly vague.
[03:51] at
True...
[03:54] yu
That reminds me.
[03:55] yu
Aren't you student council
guys gonna study abroad?
[03:58] ryu
Hey!
[03:58] io
Hush!
[04:00] kusa
Yeah.
[04:01] kusa
We head out tomorrow.
[04:02] yu
Lucky!
[04:03] yu
You know, I've never ever been on a plane!
[04:07] yu
What does it feel like?
[04:09] kusa
You just fly, like normal.
[04:12] yu
Come on!
[04:13] yu
But what's normal? That's I want to know!
[04:16] yu
Is it exciting?
[04:18] yu
Is it invigorating?!
[04:19] kusa
It's not...
[04:21] kusa
especially exciting.
[04:22] kusa
Nor is it invigorating, I suppose.
[04:25] kusa
I don't really know.
[04:28] en
Yumoto! Yumoto!
[04:29] yu
What?
[04:30] en
Just get over here!
[04:32] yu
Okay...
[04:34] en
Leave the two of them alone.
[04:36] yu
What?
[04:37] yu
Here, you mean?
[04:39] io
Yes, here!
[04:40] yu
Why?
[04:41] en
Because!
[04:43] gero
Arima-san, have you finished
your preparations?
[04:45] ari
More or less.
[04:47] gero
It doesn't feel real to me yet.
[04:51] ari
Same here.
[04:53] ari
But it's even worse for Kinshiro, I believe.
[04:57] kusa
You seem rather busy.
[05:00] at
No, things are pretty normal here.
[05:13] kusa
Tomorrow—
[05:13] at
How about—
[05:14] at
What?
[05:15] kusa
Nothing.
[05:17] at
Tomorrow what?
[05:18] kusa
Tomorrow...
[05:20] kusa
I was wondering if anything was going on.
[05:23] at
With me?
[05:24] at
Well, you're flying out, right, Kin-chan?
[05:26] kusa
No, not that.
[05:28] kusa
I mean overall.
[05:29] at
Overall?
[05:31] at
I don't know.
[05:35] ryu
Look at this!
[05:36] ryu
It's hell! Sweet and sour pastry hell!
[05:39] en
Just say it!
[05:40] en
Say "I'll go see you off!"
[05:41] en
Say "Come and see me off!"
[05:42] io
Hey, back off.
[05:44] io
The ice just started melting after so long.
[05:47] io
Our job is just to watch and hope for the best.
[05:49] ari
Something that's been balled up
for so many years
[05:51] ari
won't untangle that easily.
[05:53] io
You said it, Arima-san.
[05:55] yu
Huh? What do you mean?
[05:56] yu
What won't untangle?
[05:58] all
Never mind! You just sit!
[06:03] yu
But President Kusatsu
[06:04] yu
looks a lot like Mr. Tawarayama right now!
[06:07] ryu
You mean the blank expression?
That's typical for him.
[06:09] en
Yeah...
[06:11] yu
No!
[06:12] yu
I mean he's floating, with Atsushi-senpai!
[06:17] en
Did they pass out from the heat?
[06:19] gero
President!
SIGN Love, Once More!
[06:30] en
Knowing Atsushi,
[06:32] en
he felt awkward pushing to come see him off
[06:34] en
when he wasn't invited.
[06:36] ari
And Kinshiro probably thought
[06:37] ari
asking him to come see him off
[06:39] ari
would be a shameless request.
[06:42] yu
They could have just said it.
[06:44] yu
Why didn't they say it?
[06:46] io
Things are complicated
when you're a grown-up.
[06:51] ari
Are you awake, Kinshiro?
[06:55] yu
Are you okay?
[06:57] kusa
I seem to have fainted.
[06:59] kusa
I'm sorry for the trouble.
[07:05] yu
Atsushi-senpai's not awake yet!
[07:08] kusa
Well,
[07:09] kusa
I have to get home soon
[07:11] kusa
to get ready for tomorrow.
[07:12] ari
Here!
[07:13] kusa
Thank you.
[07:15] kusa
Now, Earth Defense Club.
[07:17] kusa
Please try not to cause any
trouble while we're abroad.
[07:20] yu
Oh, yeah!
[07:21] yu
Could we come to see you off tomorrow?
[07:26] yu
I want to see a plane!
[07:27] yu
Can we?
[07:30] gero
What should we do, President?
[07:32] kusa
If you want to come, do so.
[07:34] kusa
We have no authority to stop you.
[07:36] gero
Well, I guess that's that.
[07:39] ari
See you.
[07:40] yu
Yes!
[07:42] en
Atsushi, you okay?
[07:44] ryu
The student council just left.
[07:46] atsu
I know.
[07:49] atsu
Yumoto...
[07:51] atsu
Thanks.
[07:52] yu
For what?
[07:53] atsu
Well... nothing.
[07:56] yu
Atsushi-senpai, are you cold?
[07:58] en
Should we go back in?
[08:00] ryu
Sure.
[08:01] ryu
I don't have any dates to go on today.
[08:03] io
And the Tokyo markets are already closed.
[08:11] en
Atsushi, you're way too dere.
[08:13] atsu
Me?
[08:14] atsu
Really?
[08:17] atsu
I was thinking, in hindsight,
[08:19] atsu
the Battle Lovers wasn't bad at all.
[08:23] en
You think?
[08:24] en
These things are the root of all evil.
[08:26] atsu
I know, that's why I said "in hindsight."
[08:29] atsu
All's well that ends well, you know?
[08:31] ryu
Kinugawa-senpai, you're really generous.
[08:34] io
Very far-sighted thinking.
[08:36] yu
I had fun with our Battle
Lover club activity, too!
[08:39] four
Don't call it a club activity!
[08:41] yu
We just need Wom-san
and Mr. Tawarayama to show up,
[08:44] yu
and we'll have the whole gang!
[08:46] en
Speak of the devil.
[08:48] both
Wom-san?
[08:51] mon
I am...
[08:51] yu
An hourglass!
[08:52] mon
Don't call me by such a cheap name!
[08:54] mon
I am...
[08:55] yu
Hourglass Monster!
[08:56] mon
Silence!
[08:57] mon
I mean, stop time!
[09:00] mon
I am wonderful!
[09:04] mon
Evolution, change,
and growth are unnecessary!
[09:07] mon
I live now only for this moment!
[09:10] mon
Live! For! The present!
[09:11] mon
Life Now!
[09:14] mon
Did you behold my power?
[09:16] mon
Time Stopper!
[09:19] yu
Wow, he startled me!
[09:21] yu
He startled me so much I forgot to breathe!
[09:23] ryu
He's sounding kind of cool, though...
[09:25] io
You think that's cool? Really?
[09:28] io
I mean, I know "Show Stopper"...
[09:30] en
But why a monster?
[09:32] en
I thought we beat Zundar and Hireashi.
[09:34] atsu
He should have been demoted to assistant director.
[09:37] yu
You intend to stand against us, do you?
[09:39] yu
Senpais!
[09:40] yu
Let's Love Making into the Battle Lovers!
[09:43] yu
Love Making!
[09:45] mon
I don't think so!
[09:54] yu
The Lovracelets... disappeared?
[09:57] [Messenger] sign
Messenger of Love From Space
Wombat
Special Abilities:
Highly Advanced Scientific Technology
[10:08] ryu
Wow, you can really see the tan line!
[10:10] atsu
Focus on the real issue!
[10:12] mon
Attention, Battle Lovers!
[10:15] mon
Your time ends now.
[10:17] mon
For, you see...
[10:18] mon
I will end you all!
[10:21] en
Wait!
[10:23] en
How did you know we're the Battle Lovers?
[10:29] mon
That's not all I know!
[10:31] mon
Your faces and voices are blur-free
[10:34] mon
and exposed!
[10:36] en
No way!
[10:37] mon
Yes way!
[10:41] atsu
En-chan!
[10:42] at
I don't know who you're working for,
[10:45] at
but this is a violation of privacy laws!
[10:49] mon
You won't need privacy when you're dead!
[10:51] ryu
Why, you...
[10:53] io
We won't let you...
[10:55] ryu
I can't move!
[10:56] at
En-chan!
[10:57] yu
Darn it.
[10:58] yu
This weirdo wouldn't be able
[11:00] yu
to push us around if we could Love Making!
[11:03] mon
Sorry, but that's not in your futures!
[11:05] mon
Sleep in the hour of repose known as death!
[11:14] goro
Is someone horsing around in the bath?!
[11:18] goro
Who are you?!
[11:19] yu
Big bro!
[11:21] goro
And he's kicking sand around, too!
[11:23] goro
What the hell made you think that was okay?!
[11:26] mon
Well...
[11:29] mon
Oh, there's a very important galaxy-spanning reason...
[11:32] goro
Someone who can't wash off
[11:34] goro
before getting in the bath,
talking about the galaxy?!
[11:36] goro
What kind of crap is that?!
[11:39] mon
I'm sorry!
[11:40] mon
I'll come back later!
[11:42] goro
Hold on!
[11:43] goro
Clean this up first!
[11:45] goro
Yumoto.
[11:46] yu
Yes?
[11:47] goro
Choose better friends.
[11:50] ryu
What?
[11:51] ryu
Don't tell the student council?
[11:53] io
Why not?
[11:54] en
They're about to go study abroad.
[11:57] en
I don't want to worry them.
[11:59] ryu
But what if Zundar's
pulling the strings again?
[12:03] atsu
No way.
[12:04] atsu
Kin-chan wouldn't do anything so cowardly.
[12:07] ryu
Sorry.
[12:10] en
You have nothing to apologize for, Ryuu.
[12:12] en
But if they're not behind it,
[12:15] en
we have to figure out what
the hell happened yesterday.
[12:19] atsu
En-chan, what's wrong?
SIGN Monthly
Shounen GUNP
[12:23] ryu
Hey! That's my GUNP!
[12:27] mon
You snuck up on me! You cowards!
[12:28] en
No, you just weren't paying attention.
[12:31] ryu
Give it back!
[12:37] io
Ryuu!
[12:39] atsu
Time Stopping Monster-san!
[12:40] atsu
We'd like a word with you.
[12:42] mon
Oh? I'll hear you out.
[12:44] en
What, he's okay being called that?
[12:46] atsu
We need to go and see off
some friends at the airport.
[12:50] atsu
You can read that if you want,
[12:51] atsu
so can we meet you back here?
[12:53] ryu
Huh? That's my GUNP!
[12:54] mon
I see!
[12:55] mon
Stop the time on the fight, then?
[12:58] atsu
That's right!
[12:58] atsu
Exactly!
[12:59] mon
It won't be that easy!
[13:02] ryu
Hey! My GUNP!
[13:04] io
That's property damage!
[13:05] ryu
Now you'll pay!
[13:06] io
Although we always intended to make you pay!
[13:10] yu
Hey, quit getting sand
all over the club room!
[13:14] en
Wait!
[13:15] mon
Without your Love Power,
[13:17] mon
you are no match for me!
[13:23] hi
Look at that.
[13:25] hi
They're as pathetic as turtles
turned over onto their backs.
[13:27] tsu
Stop it.
[13:29] tsu
That's an insult...
[13:30] tsu
to the turtles.
[13:31] hi
That's right. They're less than turtles.
[13:34] tsu
Yes,
[13:35] tsu
they're pathetic water fleas.
[13:37] dada
They'll be pulverized, at this rate.
[13:45] mon
Now... It's time to end this!
[13:50] wom
Hey! Hold on a minute!
[13:54] yu
That voice!
[14:01] wom
I'm here!
[14:04] yu
Wom-san!
[14:05] wom
My name is Wombat.
[14:08] wom
The messenger of love,
[14:09] wom
who loves the Earth and protects it!
[14:11] mon
Wh-What?!
[14:13] atsu
What?
[14:14] atsu
You used to say you weren't a wombat.
[14:17] wom
Now that I am here, there's no need to fear!
[14:21] wom
You who are without love...
[14:23] wom
At last, love is... love will...
[14:29] yu
Wom-san, you're so wriggly!
[14:31] wom
Anyway, put these on already!
[14:39] wom
I thought something like this might happen,
[14:41] wom
so here are your new True Lovracelets!
[14:44] ryu
He thought something
like this might happen?
[14:47] io
We have to transform again?
[14:49] wom
Of course!
[14:51] wom
Let's go, everyone!
[14:54] yu
Love Making!
[15:21] yu
The Sparkling Prince!
[15:24] yu
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[15:26] en
Love Making.
[15:37] en
The Flashing Prince!
[15:39] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[15:42] atsu
Love Making.
[15:51] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[15:53] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[15:56] io
Love Making.
[16:06] io
The Roaring Prince!
[16:08] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[16:11] ryu
Love Making!
[16:21] ryu
The Thrilling Prince!
[16:23] ryu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[16:25] en
This love-filled planet
[16:27] en
will not abide those who lack love!
[16:29] ryu
Those who wield loveless power
[16:31] ryu
must kneel before love!
[16:33] io
Love is power!
[16:34] io
Love is hope!
[16:36] atsu
Be born for love!
[16:38] atsu
Give your life for love!
[16:40] yu
Love!
[16:40] yu
We are, forever, the heirs
to the throne of love...
[16:44] five
Battle Lovers!
[16:45] yu
Feel the power...
[16:47] five
of love!
[16:50] io
What? Did our costumes change?
[16:53] ryu
Yeah, they're different from before!
[16:56] wom
In season 2,
your items and designs always change.
[16:59] wom
That is the law of the universe!
[17:01] wom
The providence of nature!
[17:04] wom
And it's not just how they look!
[17:06] wom
You've also powered up,
[17:08] wom
and you boast a far more vivid design,
[17:11] wom
invoking a taste of the
"now" and the "young"!
[17:16] en
I've given up looking
for taste from this guy.
[17:20] atsu
Let's just beat this thing
and get to the airport.
[17:23] en
Yeah.
[17:24] en
Cerulean Love Aqua!
[17:29] mon
Curse you!
[17:30] yu
En-chan-senpai! I'll do it too!
[17:32] yu
Scarlet Love Lumiere!
[17:37] ryu
Yeah! Go! Do it!
[17:39] ryu
Vesta Love Ignit!
[17:42] io
I beg your pardon!
[17:43] io
Sulfur Love Gaia!
[17:48] atsu
You guys don't hold back, huh?
[17:51] yu
Atsushi-senpai, aren't you going to join in?
[17:54] atsu
Oh, I am.
[17:55] atsu
Epinard Love Hurricane!
[18:02] ryu
Wow.
[18:04] ryu
Harsh.
[18:05] io
Never get on Kinugawa-senpai's bad side, huh?
[18:15] mon
You think those trivial attacks
will be enough to beat me?!
[18:18] ryu
Well, you do seem to be crying.
[18:20] mon
I haven't actually gotten serious yet!
[18:23] mon
The real battle is just getting started.
[18:25] io
He's surprisingly tenacious.
[18:27] en
Stubborn's more like it.
[18:28] mon
Orifice Tornado!
[18:33] ann
JNA flight 62 will begin boarding shortly.
[18:37] ann
Boarding passengers please come to gate 21.
[18:38] gero
I guess they're not coming.
[18:41] gero
Well, it's the Earth Defense Club.
[18:43] gero
I guess we shouldn't have
trusted them to start with.
[18:46] kin
They'll come.
[18:47] kin
At-chan will keep his promise.
[18:50] ari
Maybe he got put on day shift,
or an errand came up?
[18:53] ari
Or something...
[18:56] ann
JNA will begin boarding shortly.
[18:59] ann
Boarding passengers please come to gate 21.
[19:05] kusa
Let's go.
[19:06] kusa
We can't be late to board.
[19:12] atsu
No...
[19:13] atsu
I must be there to see them off!
[19:23] mon
If I defeat you...
[19:25] mon
no one will be able to
move time forward for me!
[19:28] mon
I will be eternal!
[19:31] yu
Who wants eternity like that?!
[19:33] mon
What?!
[19:34] yu
Fearing change is like moving backwards!
[19:38] yu
Moving forward is
[19:39] yu
what lets a person get stronger
and achieve their dreams!
[19:43] yu
So now that we're stronger,
you can't beat us!
[19:47] mon
Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[19:50] yu
Now!
[19:53] yu
Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[19:58] en
Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[20:01] atsu
Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[20:05] io
Roar, Raging Gaia!
[20:08] ryu
Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[20:22] yu
True Love Attack!
[20:36] yu
True Love Fountain!
[20:52] yu
Love is over!
[20:54] all
We told you, it's not!
[20:57] yu
I know this guy.
SIGN Tokiwa Tomaru
[20:59] yu
It's Tokiwa Tomaru from the next class over.
[21:01] atsu
He was born on April 2nd,
[21:03] atsu
and really hates being the first
one in the class to get a year older.
[21:07] en
Even so, you can't stop time.
[21:10] yu
Besides...
SIGN Bath Coupon
Kurotama Bath
[21:11] yu
Time doesn't betray dreams.
[21:14] io
Actually, I think we're
[21:15] io
on the verge of betraying a dream right now...
[21:19] io
The president's.
[21:20] atsu
Their flight's about to take off!
[21:39] kusa
At-chan!
[21:48] yu
He noticed!
[21:49] yu
He's waving!
[21:50] wom
Don't shake me!
[21:54] en
He won't be gone forever.
[21:56] en
He'll be back before you know it.
[22:01] atsu
Yeah.
[22:03] yu
Oh, yeah.
[22:03] yu
By the way, where's Mr. Tawarayama?
[22:06] wom
Erk!
[22:07] wom
A-Actually...
[22:19] ni
Hey,
[22:20] ni
do you know where the staff office is?
[22:22] tsu
We're joining Binan High School
[22:26] tsu
as exchange students.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Love is a Mayfly
[24:01] yu
Next time: "Love is a Mayfly!"
[24:03] yu
Love Making!
[24:05] ---
2 - Love is a Mayfly
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[00:00] aki
--
[00:00] sign
--
[00:00] both
--
[00:00] guard
--
[00:17] haru
Aki, silent guardian with eyes of ice,
[00:20] haru
a question for you.
[00:21] haru
What is an idol?
[00:23] aki
One with overwhelming power,
who cannot be replaced.
[00:27] aki
Haru, blazing deceiver wreathed in light,
[00:31] aki
a question for you.
[00:33] aki
What is an idol?
[00:34] haru
One who guides and commands the world.
[00:39] haru
The object of worship for all things
in creation. That is what we will be.
[00:44] aki
No... what we must be.
[00:47] both
This is the vow we have made to the universe!
[00:55] aki
And if anyone...
[00:57] haru
...opposes us...
[00:59] both
We'll destroy them.
SIGN Love is a Mayfly
[02:41] ai
What is the greatest sin that man can commit?
[02:46] ai
Is it sloth?
[02:48] ai
Envy?
[02:50] ai
Wrath?
[02:51] ai
No.
[02:52] ai
There is a sin that causes
even more suffering.
[02:55] ai
That sin is...
[02:59] ai
Beauty!
SIGN Ouso Tsukuro
[03:05] ai
Everyone runs in fear of my beauty!
[03:08] ai
Truly, beauty is the greatest sin!
[03:11] stu
That guy's such a creep.
[03:12] stu
He says he has twenty TVs...
[03:14] stu
And that he's best friends
with celebrities and stuff.
[03:16] stu
Not even little kids try to pull
those kinds of lies nowadays.
[03:19] stu
This one time, I lost it and said "Oh,
yeah? Then let's see your ten pet lions!"
[03:24] stu
and started walking to his house.
[03:26] stu
What happened?
[03:27] stu
On the way there, he
started writhing in pain.
[03:30] stu
How come?
[03:31] stu
He said a long time ago, an alien placed
a curse on his right hand and his heart,
[03:34] stu
and it had just started acting up.
[03:37] stu
Oh, please. What a geek.
[03:38] stu
I couldn't believe it. I started
feeling kind of sorry for him.
[03:41] ai
They're not lies!
[03:42] stu
So I just went home.
[03:43] ai
They're not lies!
[03:46] ai
Why won't anyone believe me?!
[03:50] stu
What the hell?
[03:51] ai
In my mind, I can see the 4K TVs,
[03:54] ai
the lions, and the aliens clear as day!
[04:03] ai
Is it that they're too beguiled by my beauty?
[04:07] ai
I confuse them so badly,
[04:09] ai
they refuse to believe the things I say?
[04:11] ai
Is it this sorrow that makes me beautiful?
[04:16] ai
That's it!
[04:17] ai
Beauty is sorrow.
[04:20] haru
Fool.
[04:21] haru
Beauty is strength.
[04:24] aki
Wrong.
[04:25] aki
Beauty is wit.
[04:27] ai
Who's there?
[04:28] ai
Aliens?
[04:29] ai
My real mommy?
[04:31] ai
Or some charming,
[04:33] ai
sexy devil come to kidnap me?
[04:35] haru
Wrong and wrong, stupid.
[04:37] aki
Although "devil" was closest, I suppose.
[04:43] haru
You see, we want...
[04:46] both
To corrupt you.
[04:47] aki
That's why we're here.
SIGN 1584th Pretty Boy Contest
[04:55] stu
Already time for the pretty
boy contest again, huh?
[04:57] stu
I wonder who'll win this time.
[05:00] ai
You're so ignorant.
[05:02] ai
To stand atop something so small
[05:05] ai
is a miniscule concern.
[05:08] ai
I've met the people who stand
[05:11] ai
at the very top of the world!
[05:14] ai
One like the sun who makes my blood run hot,
[05:18] ai
and one like the moon who
chills my soul to the core!
[05:22] stu
Look, we've had enough.
[05:24] stu
We're not falling for your lies again.
[05:26] ai
It's not a lie!
[05:27] ai
I really met them!
[05:32] haru
Hey, watch where you're running.
[05:35] aki
Can you stand?
[05:37] ai
You're...
[05:39] haru
Here through the exchange
program. Beppu Haruhiko.
[05:42] aki
And I am Akihiko.
[05:44] aki
We're supposed to be joining
the 2nd year class.
[05:50] haru
Are our faces that weird to you?
[05:52] aki
Haru.
[05:53] aki
You mustn't be so confrontational.
[05:55] aki
I'm sure they've rarely seen our like before.
[05:57] aki
They've never seen exchange students, either.
[06:00] haru
Oh, I see.
[06:02] haru
Anyway, pleased to meet you.
[06:04] ai
No, it is we who are pleased!
[06:06] ai
Haruhiko-san! Akihiko-san!
[06:08] ai
See? You get it now?
[06:11] ai
I don't lie—
[06:13] kiro
Beg your pardon! Press Society here!
[06:15] kino
Arriving like a bolt out of the blue,
[06:17] kino
Beppu Haruhiko-san and Akihiko-san.
[06:19] kino
What are your hobbies?
[06:21] haru
Bonsai, gardening, and
horseback riding, I suppose.
[06:24] haru
Although I don't think I'll
be able to do that here.
[06:27] aki
I enjoy calligraphy.
[06:29] aki
And I love to play Hungarian
Pastoral Fantasy on the flute.
[06:33] kino
Yes, yes, yes!
[06:34] kino
How celebrity and executive of you!
[06:37] kino
So, any intention to participate
in the Pretty Boy Contest?
[06:40] haru
What's that?
[06:41] aki
We only just moved here,
[06:43] aki
so we're still getting our bearings.
[06:47] ai
All questions must go through me!
[06:50] kino
And who are you, exactly?
[06:52] ai
I'm their number one worshipper and caretaker!
[06:56] sm
Isn't that nice?
[06:57] bu
Interesting!
[07:00] bu
I can feel my biceps humming.
[07:03] sm
I invite you to a duel of neurons!
[07:05] en
I've been thinking...
[07:08] atsu
What?
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[07:08] io
About what?
[07:10] en
What are the conditions for
being a main character?
[07:13] atsu
You've lost me.
[07:15] en
In the TV show known as life,
[07:18] en
there's a clear difference between main
characters and a side character, right?
[07:21] atsu
True.
[07:23] en
So what separates a main
character and a side character?
[07:25] atsu
Good question.
[07:28] en
The kinds of people
[07:29] en
who don't appear until 8 minutes
and 30 seconds into the episode
[07:32] en
can't be the main characters, right?
[07:33] en
No, they can't.
[07:34] atsu
I think it's okay, as long as they
get a lot to do in the second half.
[07:38] en
Oh, really?
[07:39] atsu
Of course, I'm a side-character type,
[07:41] atsu
so I don't know a lot about main characters.
[07:44] io
Oh, no.
[07:45] io
You're definitely a leading
man, Kinugawa-senpai.
[07:47] io
Like tofu in broth.
[07:49] atsu
Does that count as a leading man?
[07:52] ryu
I love tofu!
[07:54] ryu
You can kill a man with it!
[07:56] en
It's a deadly weapon?
[07:57] en
But I suppose Atsushi can be frightening
in the right circumstances.
[08:00] tsu
What are you talking about?
[08:02] tsu
I'm hesitant in everything,
[08:04] tsu
even when fighting as the Battle Lovers.
[08:06] en
The fact that you can say that without batting
an eye just makes you more frightening.
[08:09] io
Actually, yeah.
[08:10] ryu
Good point.
[08:12] wom
Please, please, please, please stop!
[08:13] yu
Speaking of which,
[08:14] yu
there's something I've been
thinking about for a while.
[08:16] yu
Could that monster we fought
be a leftover from last time?
[08:19] en
No way.
[08:22] en
There's no way you've been thinking
about that for a while, Yumoto.
[08:25] io
That's the part you're denying?
[08:26] ryu
He probably just thought of it.
[08:28] atsu
Now, now.
[08:29] atsu
Let's hear him out.
[08:31] atsu
So?
[08:32] yu
The student council didn't send him out,
[08:35] yu
and Wom-san probably didn't, either.
[08:36] yu
So what could it be?
[08:38] wom
W-Wait a moment!
[08:39] wom
What's all this "Wom-san probably didn't" stuff?!
[08:43] yu
Don't you worry!
[08:45] yu
No matter what happens,
[08:46] yu
I believe you, Wom-san!
[08:49] wom
You do not!
[08:50] wom
You clearly do not!
[08:50] en
Well, we saw what you did to Mr. Tawarayama.
[08:55] wom
The life I brought slipped out!
[08:57] wom
It was an accident! An accident, I swear!
[09:00] kino
What an incredible development!
[09:02] kino
Are we about to see a
no-holds-barred bloodbath?!
[09:06] bu
Boxing can hurt,
[09:07] bu
so we'll compete with feats of strength!
SIGN Grip Strength
SIGN Sidesteps
SIGN Pull-Ups
[09:21] haru
I have to give you credit.
[09:23] haru
You did have the guts to challenge me.
[09:25] ai
Haruhiko-sama!
[09:27] kino
Next, battle of brains!
[09:30] shir
Could they be taking on
the Millenium Problems?!
[09:33] chi
There wouldn't be anyone capable of judging it.
SIGN 10 x 10 equation
[09:36] chi
We'll do a 10 x 10 equation!
[09:39] aki
I'm done.
[09:40] chi
Wh-What?!
[09:41] aki
Your time would be better spent studying
[09:43] aki
than challenging me, don't you think?
[09:46] both
Akihiko-sama!
[09:51] en
The main/side character stuff reminded me.
[09:53] atsu
What?
[09:54] en
Isn't it almost time for
the Pretty Boy Contest?
[09:57] ryu
Oh yeah, that's right.
[09:59] io
What? But you were so fired
up about it before...
[10:02] ryu
Yeah, but I've kind of stopped caring.
[10:05] atsu
I feel your thermal conductivity, Ryuu.
[10:08] ryuu
Huh?
[10:09] ryuu
Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
[10:12] yu
Speaking of which. In front of my house...
[10:14] en
Yumoto's defaulting to "speaking
of which" a lot today.
[10:17] atsu
In the real world,
who actually says, "speaking of which"?
[10:22] en
Same with "The aforementioned"
[10:23] en
and "It just occurred to me"
[10:24] en
or "Such-and-such"...
[10:28] yu
Just forget that and listen to me!
[10:31] en
Fine, fine.
[10:32] atsu
So, what is it?
[10:34] kino
Shogi competition!
[10:36] haru
Check mate.
[10:38] haru
Bow before me for eternity.
[10:41] four
Yes, forever!
[10:43] four
Squee!
[10:44] kino
Cooking competition!
[10:45] haru
7.32 meters.
[10:48] aki
My flavors might be poisonous for you.
[10:51] aki
Since you'll never get it out of your mind.
[10:53] all
Squee!
[10:55] kino
Sewing competition!
[10:57] haru
Take good care of this for me.
[11:00] haru
And I'll take good care of you.
[11:02] all
Squee!
[11:03] kino
Fencing competition!
[11:07] aki
I've run your heart through.
[11:09] all
Squee!
[11:11] ai
More! Treat me with more contempt!
[11:13] ai
Look down your nose at me!
[11:17] ai
The eternal pretty boys of Binan High School,
[11:19] ai
Haruhiko-sama, Akihiko-sama.
[11:21] ai
We swear our eternal worship
and submission to you!
[11:23] all
We do!
[11:24] haru
What a burden.
[11:26] aki
Don't be like that, Haru.
[11:29] ai
Oh, no! Haru-sama, Aki-sama!
[11:31] ai
We don't intend to force ourselves on you!
[11:34] ai
We just really needed to...
[11:39] ai
I-I'm sorry!
[11:40] ai
We thought about our needs,
but not about your feelings!
[11:44] haru
I feel like the king of the monkey pen.
[11:47] aki
Truly, they are apes.
SIGN The Sparkling Prince Battle Lover Scarlet Finishing Move: Scarlet Love Lumiere True Love Attack
[11:55] yu
See?
[11:56] yu
It's there, like I said!
[11:58] atsu
When did they put up a building like this?
[12:00] ryu
It looks like a castle.
[12:02] en
Looks like a love hotel.
[12:04] io
Nah, love hotels are cheaper than that.
[12:06] io
This thing's at least two million yen per square meter.
[12:09] en
How do you know that?
[12:11] en
Instinct?
[12:12] io
I do have my real estate
broker license, you know.
[12:15] yu
Do you think it's a house?
[12:18] atsu
If it's not a love hotel, it must be.
[12:21] en
I could have done without hearing
Atsushi say "love hotel."
[12:25] ryu
Same here.
[12:26] io
I agree.
[12:27] atsu
Why?!
[12:28] yu
What's a love hotel?
[12:33] en
What is this feeling? Motherly instinct?
[12:35] atsu
The smell of innocence.
[12:37] atsu
It's so soothing!
[12:38] io
Never change, Yumoto.
[12:40] ryu
Yes, remain ignorant!
[12:42] yu
Hey! What was that?!
[12:42] wom
A true heir to the throne of love!
[12:46] yu
Darn it!
[12:50] yu
Oh, are you customers?
[12:52] yu
Come on in! The bath's open right now!
[12:55] haru
Did you hear that? "Customers," he says.
[12:57] aki
Let it go, Haru. That's the class
of person we're dealing with.
[13:01] aki
We've moved into the house across the way.
[13:04] yu
Oh, really?
[13:06] yu
We were saying, it looks like
a love hotel! Just amazi—
[13:11] en
We apologize on his behalf.
[13:13] atsu
He just meant that it was very impressive.
[13:16] haru
We won't forget your face, Hakone Yumoto.
[13:19] aki
I'm sure we'll be speaking again, very soon.
[13:22] aki
We hope you'll be accommodating.
[13:23] yu
Yeah, sure thing!
[13:25] yu
Oh, that's right!
SIGN Bath Coupon
Kurotama Bath
[13:27] yu
Here, these are coupons for our bath!
[13:30] yu
Please use them!
[13:33] haru
I'm horribly grateful.
[13:35] aki
We'll treasure them.
[13:45] ai
Hey... Haruhiko-sama? Akihiko-sama?
[13:49] ai
I'm very grateful to you for inviting me...
[13:51] ai
But being the only one here...
[13:53] ai
I'm just delighted... awe-struck, really...
[13:58] dada
Ladies... of which there are none.
[14:01] dada
Gentlemen!
[14:02] dada
Welcome to the VEPP Theater.
[14:05] ai
Huh? Did he say Beppu Theater?
[14:07] dada
I'm proud to introduce that marvelous duo...
[14:11] dada
The VEPPer!
[14:14] ai
English? Vapor?
[14:16] dada
Now's the time!
[14:17] dada
Enjoy the show!
[14:24] both
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[14:30] both
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[14:34] both
On the name of the stars!
[14:44] both
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[14:50] both
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[14:52] both
The twin stars shining in the heaven!
[14:54] haru
Salty Sol!
[14:56] aki
Melty Luna!
[14:59] both
Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer!
[15:03] both
Chosen warrior!
[15:05] haru
Lucky you!
[15:07] aki
Happy you!
[15:09] both
Shooting...
[15:10] both
Star!
[15:19] go
We have new neighbors across
from the bath, then?
[15:23] yu
I wonder if they'll use our coupons!
[15:25] go
I'm sure they will.
[15:27] yu
Yeah!
[15:32] yu
By the way, big bro...
[15:34] yu
What's a love hotel?
[15:39] yu
You don't know, either?
[15:41] go
I'm sorry.
[15:42] yu
Why are you apologizing?
[16:02] tofu
My name is Tofu Monster!
[16:04] tofu
I possess the delicate mind
[16:07] tofu
and silky white beauty of tofu!
[16:13] wom
It's time to Love Making
into the Battle Lovers!
[16:16] en
We left our curry back there...
[16:18] atsu
What a waste.
[16:20] ryu
I had to cut off a great texting session!
[16:22] io
I was just thinking about the London markets.
[16:24] wom
Get to the Love Making already!
[16:27] yu
Let's finish it up quick!
[16:30] yu
Love Making!
[16:35] yu
The Sparkling Prince!
[16:38] yu
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[16:41] en
The Flashing Prince!
[16:42] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[16:45] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[16:47] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[16:50] io
The Roaring Prince!
[16:52] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[16:55] ryu
The Thrilling Prince!
[16:57] ryu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[16:59] en
This love-filled planet will
not abide those who lack love!
[17:03] ryu
Those who wield loveless
power must kneel before love!
[17:07] io
Love is power!
[17:08] io
Love is hope!
[17:10] atsu
Be born for love!
[17:12] atsu
Give your life for love!
[17:14] yu
Love!
[17:15] yu
We are, forever, the heirs
to the throne of love...
[17:18] five
Battle Lovers!
[17:19] yu
Feel the power...
[17:21] five
Of love!
[17:24] yu
I don't care if you're tofu or atsu-age!
[17:27] yu
I want to know why you're
here, and who sent you!
[17:32] tofu
If you want to know, you'll
have to beat me first!
[17:35] tofu
Domestically-Grown GMO-Free Soybean Shot!
[17:45] tofu
Tofu is made from soybeans, you know!
[17:47] en
Obviously!
[17:48] en
But don't you think you're better than just soybeans?
[17:50] tofu
Tofu doesn't judge!
[17:52] tofu
Soy Curd Storm!
[17:58] ryu
I can't stand curd! It's so gross and mushy!
[18:02] tofu
Be consumed by the dilemma
[18:03] tofu
of having to eat fragile
food with chopsticks!
[18:06] ryu
It's sticking in my throat!
[18:09] atsu
I don't think I like this monster.
[18:11] en
Is there any monster you do like?!
[18:17] en
The curds...
[18:18] yu
They're so slick...
[18:20] ryu
This guy's stronger than I thought!
[18:22] io
What should we do?
[18:37] yu
Stop wasting food!
[18:40] yu
Scarlet Love Lumiere!
[18:42] mon
Chilled tofu?!
[18:48] io
At least soybean isoflavone
is a great moisturizer...
[18:52] mon
Y-You can't beat me!
[18:54] mon
I'm delicate and beautiful!
[18:57] yu
Don't avert your eyes from the truth!
[18:59] yu
Even if you are tofu, right now,
[19:01] yu
you're the tofu dregs left behind in the pot!
[19:04] yu
But whether you get recycled
for rice porridge the next day
[19:06] yu
is up to you!
[19:12] yu
True Love Attack!
[19:25] yu
True Love Fountain!
[19:40] yu
Love is over!
[19:43] ryu
Hey, he's from C class...
[19:45] io
Oh, I remember him.
[19:47] atsu
Someone definitely made him a monster, then.
[19:50] yu
Speaking of which, we forgot to
ask about the monsters' boss!
[19:54] en
That's a proper use of "speaking
of which," at least.
[20:05] yu
Senpai!
[20:06] yu
What's that there?
[20:10] haru
Five of them, and not a
decent-looking one in the bunch.
[20:12] haru
Just trash from start to finish.
[20:14] aki
Really?
[20:15] aki
I suppose there might be one
or two eccentrics out there
[20:18] aki
who they might appeal to.
[20:21] yu
What was that, you guys?!
[20:23] ryu
If they're blurring their faces like that...
[20:26] io
They must be using advanced
technology like ours.
[20:30] en
And they seem to be naturally rude.
[20:32] atsu
Not pleasant at all.
[20:35] haru
I see no reason to be
considerate of your feelings.
[20:39] aki
We're inconsiderately
[20:41] aki
going to be wiping you out soon, after all.
[20:45] ryu
The hell do you mean "wiping us out"?
[20:48] haru
We, the VEPPer,
[20:49] haru
cannot allow your continued existence.
[20:53] haru
Understand, loser nerds?
[20:55] io
Are you trying to pick a fight with us?
[20:58] aki
Did you finally catch on?
[21:01] aki
You're awfully slow on the
uptake. It worries me.
[21:10] dada
That's enough for today.
[21:13] dada
We don't want you catching
their nerd lameness.
[21:16] aki
You're so right, Dadacha.
[21:19] haru
Well, you're not going to have
a comfortable night from now on.
[21:22] haru
Keep that in mind, loser nerds.
[21:24] en
Wait, you...
[21:29] yu
Just who were those guys?
[21:39] go
What's all this?
[21:40] haru
You're horribly in our way, apes.
[21:42] aki
Come on, you're making trouble.
[21:45] aki
Make way.
[21:52] haru
Chopping wood?
[21:53] aki
That must be hard work.
[21:54] go
Oh, thank you.
[21:57] both
Excuse us.
[22:10] go
What was that all about?
[22:20] guard
We, the Beppu Apes
[22:21] guard
stand ready to serve you.
Haru-sama, Aki-sama.
[22:25] guard
Your wish is our command.
SIGN Next Episode
SIGN Brotherly Love
[24:01] en
Next time, "Brotherly Love."
[24:04] en
Love Making!
[24:05] ---
3 - Brotherly Love
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[00:00] dada
--
[00:00] sign
--
[00:00] yu
--
[00:00] dada
--
[00:20] (Flashback) go
What's wrong, Yumoto?
[00:22] (Flashback) yu
Big bro...
[00:23] (Flashback) go
Were you in a fight?
[00:24] (Flashback) yu
I didn't hit them...
[00:26] (Flashback) yu
because you always tell me...
[00:27] (Flashback) yu
it's not good to hit friends...
[00:31] (Flashback) go
They hit you, but you didn't fight back?
[00:37] (Flashback) go
Good job, Yumoto.
[00:39] (Flashback) yu
Big bro!
[00:41] (Flashback) go
Listen, Yumoto. The moon is
there, even during the day.
[00:47] (Flashback) go
Morning and night, it stands
watch over you from the sky.
[00:51] (Flashback) go
And me, too.
[00:52] (Flashback) go
When you're suffering, when
you're sad, look up at the sky.
[00:56] (Flashback) go
The daytime moon and your big brother
[00:58] (Flashback) go
are always watching over you.
[01:01] (Flashback) yu
I understand, Big bro!
SIGN Brotherly Love
[02:43] at
What?
[02:44] at
Reading to kindergarteners?
[02:46] yu
Yeah!
[02:47] yu
With the student council studying abroad,
[02:49] yu
the teachers asked the Defense
Club to do it instead!
[02:52] en
Huh?
[02:53] en
Our seats...
[02:55] ryu
Someone's in our usual spot.
[02:57] io
Who cares if someone else sits there?
[02:59] en
You know the saying. Home
is where the heart is.
[03:02] en
Anyway, what's going on?
[03:03] en
Who are they?
[03:04] at
I heard we got some exchange
students recently.
[03:07] at
Maybe it's them?
[03:08] en
Huh?
[03:09] en
So what about the crowd?
SIGN Beppu Brothers
SIGN Overwhelming support from
young female fans!!
And male fans too?!
SIGN Examining the Hot and Handsome
Beppu Brother Idols!
Digging into this mysterious
duo's personal lives......
SIGN Beppu Haruhiko
Birthday: August 21st
Leo Blood Tpe AB
Interests: Bonsai
Favorite food: Rice balls
Hated food: Carrots
SIGN Beppu Akihiko:
Birthday: August 21st
Leo Blood Type AB
Hobby: Calligraphy
Favorite food: Rice balls
Hated food: Green peppers
[03:11] io
The detective I hired says
they're the Beppu twins.
[03:16] io
Very handsome, excellent grades.
[03:18] io
They earned the title "eternal pretty boys"
[03:20] io
in the Pretty Boy Contest the other day.
[03:23] io
And they already have a follower
clique known as the "Beppu Apes."
[03:28] en
Yeah, let's sit somewhere else.
[03:33] en
So, Yumoto. What was that about
reading to kindergarteners?
[03:36] yu
You'll do it, En-chan-senpai?!
[03:39] en
No, I don't think I could
handle reading to little kids.
[03:43] at
It sounds like a nice idea, but...
[03:45] ryu
It would be one thing if it were a
co-ed event with a girls' high school.
[03:48] io
I never volunteer my services
without compensation.
[03:52] wom
I believe that activities that spread love
[03:54] wom
are something the Defense Club
should always take part in!
[03:56] kat
Why?!
[03:57] kat
Why do you hesitate?
[03:59] kat
Why?
[04:00] kat
Why were you chosen?!
[04:03] kat
To be a child development volunteer...
[04:05] kat
Those shining smiles of local children...
[04:08] aya
Why?
[04:09] aya
Why is it not me?!
[04:12] en
I think there's a crazy in our midst.
[04:14] at
Um...
[04:15] at
You're Katari-kun, right?
[04:17] at
From the Speaking Poets Society...
[04:19] kat
Yes.
[04:20] kat
I am Katari Tagaru.
SIGN Katari Tagaru
[04:22] kat
Representative of the Binan High School
association, the Speaking Poets Society.
[04:25] kat
Because! To enjoy something is to speak
of it. In other words, to recite.
[04:30] kat
Humans are speaking mammals.
[04:31] kat
I am the world's mouthpiece!
[04:34] ryu
Yeah, he's a crazy.
[04:36] io
He called himself a representative,
[04:37] io
but he's the Speaking Poets
Society's only member.
[04:40] en
Yeah, I feel my soul crying out to
me, "Be somewhere else right now."
[04:45] at
Well, Katari-kun. See you later.
[04:47] yu
What are you guys doing?
[04:48] yu
What about reading to the kindergartners?
[04:50] kat
Nothing!
[04:52] kat
The art of recitation is beyond them!
[04:54] kat
Nonsense!
[04:55] kat
Only I can handle it!
[04:58] haru
What are you trembling for?
[05:00] haru
Are you mad?
[05:02] aki
Stop it, Haru.
[05:04] aki
I know that angry people are funny,
[05:06] aki
but if you tease them, they
might take it out on you.
[05:09] kat
You two...
[05:10] kat
You're the Beppu siblings
everyone's talking about.
[05:12] haru
Yes.
[05:13] haru
I am Haruhiko, the younger.
[05:15] aki
Akihiko, the elder.
[05:17] aki
Together, we are...
[05:18] haru
The school's...
[05:19] aki
...idols...
[05:20] both
...the Beppu Brothers!
[05:22] aki
Now, why are you...
[05:24] haru
...mad at the Defense Club?
[05:26] ka
Because!
[05:27] ka
I say "no thank you" to any
out-loud reading done by them!
[05:30] ka
Such an act requires expressiveness!
[05:32] ka
That's something only I can do!
[05:35] haru
I don't quite get it...
[05:36] aki
...but you are very funny!
[05:40] dada
He seems usable.
[05:42] dada
This is our chance to crush
the Defense Club into bit parts.
[05:45] aki
Crush them into bit parts?
[05:47] both
Nice one.
[05:49] en
Seriously, it's not happening.
[05:53] en
I'm not reciting any folktales
to kindergartners.
[05:56] ryu
Yeah, same.
[05:57] ryu
Reciting pillow talk to
high school girls, maybe.
[06:00] io
Sorry to repeat myself,
but I don't work for free.
[06:03] at
We've been through this over and over again.
[06:05] yu
But I really want to do it!
[06:08] wom
Everyone, the volunteer spirit
is the very foundation of love!
[06:11] wom
To give is, itself, love!
Why won't you do it?!
[06:15] en
'Cause it's a pain in the neck?
[06:17] at
But folktales are surprisingly
trendy, aren't they?
[06:20] at
I always used to watch that anime,
[06:22] at
"Folktales From Japan".
[06:25] en
Well, The Crane's Gift and
Momotaro and such aside,
[06:29] en
there's The Crying Red Ogre and
other obscure classics, I suppose.
[06:33] io
And the story of The Gold
Axe and the Silver Axe
[06:36] io
contains good advice for those
entering the world of investment.
[06:39] io
"When a deal sounds too good,
there's always a catch."
[06:42] ryu
I think Urashima Taro is my favorite.
[06:45] ryu
That Otohime, you know?
[06:47] ryu
I'd go a summer-long romance with her!
[06:50] yu
I always liked Jizo and the Hats!
[06:53] yu
My brother and I used to
play Jizo and the Hats!
[06:55] at
"Play"?
[06:56] yu
It's a game we'd play on snowy
days. We'd weave hats out of sedge.
SIGN Candy
SIGN Sweet Dumplings
[06:59] yu
Then I had to give them to the Jizo statues
without trading them for snacks in town.
[07:03] en
That's a game? Really?
[07:05] yu
My brother used fun games to
teach me all kinds of things.
[07:10] en
Really?
[07:11] at
Gora-san is truly an inscrutible person.
[07:13] yu
The Jizo and the Hats game...
[07:15] yu
that really takes me back...
[07:17] yu
One day when it snowed, I
was five years old, I think.
[07:21] (Flashback) go
Listen, Yumoto.
[07:23] (Flashback) go
I'm heading out for work.
[07:26] (Flashback) go
I want you to do something
nice while I'm gone.
[07:30] (Flashback) go
That's right.
[07:30] (Flashback) go
Take these hats to the Jizo
statues outside of town.
[07:35] (Flashback) go
Don't stray from the path no matter what.
[07:38] (Flashback) go
Got it?
[07:39] (Flashback) yu
Yeah, got it!
[07:40] yu
So I started for the Jizo statues,
just like my bro told me...
[07:46] yu
But I ran into a trap!
[07:48] en
A trap?
[07:49] (Flashback) man
Hey, boy.
[07:51] (Flashback) man
You've got some nice-looking hats there.
[07:53] (Flashback) yu
I'm selling steamed buns here.
[07:55] (Flashback) yu
Wanna trade?
[07:57] (Flashback) yu
They look delicious!
[07:58] (Flashback) man
Well? Want to trade?
[08:00] (Flashback) yu
Yeah!
[08:02] (Flashback) yu
Yes! Let's eat...
[08:06] (Flashback) go
Listen, Yumoto.
[08:08] (Flashback) go
Don't stray from the path no matter what.
[08:11] (Flashback) yu
No, I shouldn't.
[08:13] (Flashback) yu
I can't accept this.
[08:15] (Flashback) yu
But I'll still give you the hat.
[08:17] (Flashback) yu
I'm sorry.
[08:18] ryu
Wait, you gave him the hat?
[08:21] yu
Yeah.
[08:22] yu
But I didn't take the steamed bun.
[08:24] io
So what about the four other hats?
[08:27] yu
I gave them to the Jizo statues.
[08:30] yu
But...
[08:32] yu
There were five Jizo statues,
and I was missing one hat.
[08:35] yu
I didn't realize until then that
that's why Bro gave me five.
SIGN Oh no! I don't have enough!
[08:41] yu
So I had to take off my own scarf
and put it on the Jizo statue.
[08:45] at
Just like in the story, right?
[08:47] (Flashback) yu
I'm sorry I don't have a hat for you...
[08:54] (Flashback) go
Yumoto...
[08:55] (Flashback) go
You did a very good thing.
[08:57] (Flashback) yu
Bro...
[09:00] at
Gora-san came to watch, huh?
[09:02] yu
Yeah.
[09:03] yu
Because the snow was falling
so hard, and he got worried.
[09:07] ryu
Your brother sounds like a real worrywart.
[09:10] at
Like a parent watching over a
kid running their first errand.
[09:12] wom
Gora-san's brotherly love for
Yumoto-san is higher than the sky
[09:16] wom
and deeper than the sea!
[09:19] yu
Anyway, I want to tell
little kids those folktales
[09:22] yu
just like my brother did for me.
[09:25] gora
Yumoto...
[09:27] at
So, what should we do?
[09:28] ryu
If Yumoto wants to do it that badly...
[09:31] io
It's hard to refuse out of hand.
[09:32] io
Even if I must work for free.
[09:34] en
Are you guys seriously leaning
towards reading to the kids?
[09:41] yu
Big bro, what's wrong?
[09:42] go
Yumoto, reading to others is love!
[09:45] go
Do it right.
[09:52] yu
Yeah! Bro, I'll do my best!
[09:55] en
Yeah, we're definitely gonna end
up reading to the kids, aren't we?
[09:59] at
Looks like it.
SIGN Earth Defense Club
Reading Folktales
to Kindergartners
Event Coming Up!
[10:08] kat
Unbelievable!
[10:09] kat
How could they go over my head
and give it to the Defense Club?!
[10:12] kat
Illegal!
[10:14] kat
All recitation opportunities
should fall to me!
[10:17] haru
Look at that jealousy.
[10:19] aki
It's truly petty.
[10:21] haru
But those flames of petty jealousy
[10:23] haru
that others can't understand...
[10:26] aki
...can soon become raging infernos.
[10:28] dada
If we want to crush the Defense Club,
[10:30] dada
using Katari Tagaru is the best way.
[10:34] haru
The Defense Club...
[10:36] both
I don't like them.
[10:37] dada
Let's take 'em out.
SIGN The Flashing Prince Battle Lover Cerulean Finishing Move: Cerulean Love Aqua
[10:47] kat
What?
[10:49] kat
Just what are they planning to
read to those kindergartners?
[10:53] kat
When...
[10:54] kat
The moment any one of
them flubs even slightly,
[10:56] kat
I shall mercilessly hijack their performance!
[11:00] yu
I really think I want to do the story
of Jizo and the Hats for the kids.
[11:05] yu
What do you think?
[11:07] ryu
It doesn't really matter to me.
[11:09] io
I also have no objection, aside
from the lack of compensation.
[11:13] yu
This reminded me.
[11:15] yu
It's because my brother read
folktales to me every night
[11:18] yu
that I never felt lonely as a child.
[11:22] at
Your parents have been gone that long?
[11:25] yu
Yeah! Bro says they're busy
with their hot springs tour.
[11:31] en
That seems a bit suspect.
[11:32] at
Well, I guess everyone
has their circumstances.
[11:35] io
Does that mean Gora-san's been
your caretaker in every respect?
[11:40] yu
Yeah!
[11:41] yu
From feeding me to brushing my
teeth, my brother did it all!
[11:45] yu
My brother's lap was so warm...
[11:50] yu
What is this feeling?
[11:52] at
It tugs at the heart strings, huh?
[11:54] wom
Because Gora-san looked after him even
when he was still in high school himself!
[11:59] io
I brushed my own teeth, at least.
[12:02] io
Even as a child.
[12:03] en
Hey, didn't we forbid you from
talking about tooth-brushing?
[12:07] at
En-chan, there's no need to
air out that old laundry.
[12:16] kat
Jesus!
[12:18] kat
The Defense Club has come
together for the reading!
SIGN Jizo and the Hats
[12:22] kat
Nonsense!
[12:24] kat
Such work was meant for me!
[12:27] dada
His flame of jealousy is
burning even brighter.
[12:35] gora
You can't wage war on an empty stomach.
[12:37] gora
Eat, Yumoto, along with your comrades!
[12:39] yu
Thanks, Bro!
[12:42] yu
They're delicious, Bro!
[12:44] yu
But we're reading to kids.
We're not waging war.
[12:48] go
Life is an ongoing battle to
convey one's love to others.
[12:51] go
Reading aloud to children
[12:54] go
is a battle to make those
children feel loved.
[12:57] yu
Got it, Bro!
[12:59] haru
Look at him!
[13:00] haru
Does he really think he's
worthy to eat those riceballs?
[13:03] aki
Look at him, stuffing his face
without a care in the world...
[13:06] aki
It's unforgivable.
[13:09] dada
Flames of jealousy allow
Galaxy Idols The VEPPer
[13:12] dada
to shine ever brighter.
[13:18] kat
Jizo and the Hats is about a
poor yet kind elderly couple
[13:22] kat
who find Jizo statues on the
roadside covered in snow,
[13:25] kat
and give them the sedge hats they made to
sell for money to them, expecting no reward.
[13:29] kat
Then, later,
[13:30] kat
the Jizo statues come to return
the favor in heartwarming fashion.
[13:34] kat
Difficult!
[13:36] kat
There's no way the Defense
Club could handle it!
[13:38] kid
That guy's creepy!
[13:40] kid
Shh! He's probably a crazy!
[13:42] kid
Hey, it's starting!
[13:45] en
So why are we the Jizo statues?
[13:48] at
Is now the time?
[13:49] io
We ended up doing it as a performance.
[13:53] io
I don't like to admit it,
[13:55] io
but I invested a lot of my
personal funds into this set.
[13:59] yu
Wow!
[14:00] yu
Cool!
[14:01] yu
It really looks just like
the world of a folktale!
[14:06] gora
Yumoto...
[14:08] both
I don't like it.
[14:12] yu
Oh! I have failed to sell
my hats once again today!
[14:14] kat
Not great!
[14:16] kat
What a stiff reading!
[14:18] gora
Excellent job, Yumoto.
[14:19] gora
You're doing perfectly.
[14:21] yu
How awful!
[14:23] yu
These Jizo statues are covered in snow!
[14:26] yu
I have got to help them!
[14:32] yu
I am lacking one hat!
[14:34] yu
What am I to do?
[14:36] yu
I know!
[14:41] yu
So cold!
[14:43] kid
I like that old man!
[14:44] kid
But I think the Jizo is choking...
[14:46] gora
Yumoto.
[14:48] gora
Your big brother will warm you up later!
[14:50] kat
Why?!
[14:51] kat
Why are they laughing?!
[14:53] kat
This is supposed to be a moving scene!
[15:02] dada
Welcome to the VEPP Theater.
[15:06] both
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[15:13] both
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[15:16] both
On the name of the stars!
[15:35] both
The twin stars shining in the heaven!
[15:37] haru
Salty Sol!
[15:38] aki
Melty Luna!
[15:41] both
Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer!
[15:45] both
Chosen warrior!
[15:47] haru
Lucky you!
[15:49] aki
Happy you!
[15:52] both
Shooting...
[15:53] both
Star!
[16:02] mic
I will recite... the folktale!
[16:05] mic
Because...
[16:06] mic
I want to move the children's souls!
[16:08] mic
Yes, the one who loves recitation,
[16:13] mic
and longs to recite...
[16:14] mic
Mic Monster!
[16:17] wom
E-E-Everyone!
[16:18] wom
A suspicious intruder! Well,
I'm in no position to judge...
[16:22] en
Seriously?
[16:23] at
At a time like this?
[16:24] yu
Why, you...
[16:26] yu
the kids were feeling
really moved by the story!
[16:29] yu
I want to inspire those kids
the way my brother inspired me!
[16:34] gora
Yumoto...
[16:35] gora
You've grown up so much...
[16:37] wom
Love Making into the Battle Lovers!
[16:43] yu
Love Making!
[16:49] yu
The Sparkling Prince!
[16:51] yu
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[16:54] en
The Flashing Prince!
[16:56] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[16:58] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[17:00] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[17:04] io
The Roaring Prince!
[17:06] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[17:08] ryu
The Thrilling Prince!
[17:10] ryu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[17:17] en
This love-filled planet will
not abide those who lack love!
[17:21] ryu
Those who wield loveless
power must kneel before love!
[17:25] io
Love is power!
[17:26] io
Love is hope!
[17:28] atsu
Be born for love!
[17:29] atsu
Give your life for love!
[17:31] yu
Love!
[17:32] yu
We are, forever, the heirs
to the throne of love...
[17:36] five
Battle Lovers!
[17:37] yu
Feel the power...
[17:39] five
Of love!
[17:42] mic
I'm the prince of microphones, Mic Monster!
[17:45] mic
Listen! I'll let you hear a true recitation!
[17:48] mic
Ladies and gentlemen, watch as I bring
a moving end to this performance!
[17:51] kid
Is it a hero show now?
[17:53] kid
The blur-faces are funny!
[17:54] mic
Once... upon a time...
off... in the mountains...
[17:55] yu
Hey, you!
[17:56] yu
If you want to move someone, the skill
of the performance doesn't matter!
[18:00] yu
As long as you're giving it everything
you have, the feeling will get through!
[18:02] mic
Silence, amateur!
[18:04] mic
I'll show you the power of a true reciter!
[18:11] mic
Take this! Cry of my soul!
SIGN Soul Cry
[18:16] en
"Soul" hurts!
[18:18] at
Yeah, the kanji does have a lot of strokes!
[18:19] ryu
"Cry" hurts a lot, too!
[18:22] mic
Do you see now?
[18:24] mic
My attacks are cries from my soul!
[18:26] mic
My words take form and become weapons!
[18:30] en
I don't get it!
[18:32] at
Just watch out for flying kanji!
[18:34] mic
Next up... all of my resentment!
SIGN Resentment
[18:39] en
"Resentment" hurts, too!
[18:41] yu
And it's heavy, as well!
[18:45] io
My set!
[18:47] io
I spent a lot of money on that...
[18:51] ryu
And I threw away my pride to play a Jizo!
[18:53] ryu
Don't get in our way!
[18:55] mic
Shut up!
[18:57] mic
I have a dream!
[18:58] mic
A dream to make others
weep at my performance...
SIGN Dream
[19:06] mic
Come true, my dream!
[19:12] en
"Dream" hurts, too!
[19:14] atsu
And he's pretty annoying.
[19:16] kid
That monster is scary!
[19:16] kid
Keep fighting, blurry guys!
[19:19] gora
Rise again, Yumoto!
[19:21] yu
You...
[19:22] yu
For whose sake do you speak?!
[19:25] mic
What?!
[19:26] yu
Love is something you give to others!
[19:28] yu
That's what my brother taught me!
[19:31] go
That's right, Yumoto...
[19:32] go
Give, and it shall be given to you!
[19:35] go
To give is true love!
[19:37] yu
My brother's folktales probably
weren't read all that well!
[19:41] yu
But they always moved me!
[19:43] yu
Because even though he was
probably exhausted and sleepy,
[19:46] yu
he'd tell them just for me!
[19:48] yu
Because my brother's stories
were full of his love!
[19:52] (Flashback) go
Yumoto.
[19:53] (Flashback) go
Sweet dreams.
[19:55] yu
What's important isn't the
skill of the performance!
[19:58] yu
It's the love!
[19:58] both
Love!
[20:01] yu
Let's go! Scarlet Love Lumiere!
SIGN Love
[20:08] mon
Love is here!
[20:10] yu
Now!
[20:12] yu
Hit him with our love!
[20:15] yu
Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[20:19] en
Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[20:22] at
Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[20:26] io
Roar, Raging Gaia!
[20:29] ryu
Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[20:44] yu
True Love Attack!
[20:57] yu
True Love Fountain!
[21:14] yu
Love is over!
[21:15] kids
Yeah!
[21:35] ryu
These are great!
[21:36] en
Tastes like mom's home cooking, huh?
[21:38] at
Yeah.
[21:42] yu
Bro,
[21:43] yu
this reminded me.
[21:46] yu
Even though you were
always so busy with work,
[21:49] yu
you'd say that you were always watching me.
[21:52] yu
That you were watching out
for me, day and night,
[21:55] yu
like the moon in the daytime sky.
[21:59] go
Yeah.
[22:02] go
You've grown, Yumoto.
SIGN Curse
[22:17] haru
Hakone Yumoto. He's truly in our way.
[22:20] aki
Yes. The Defense Club has to go.
[22:23] dada
Don't be so impatient, my twins.
[22:25] dada
The curtain of battle has only just gone up.
[24:01] at
Next time: The Synchronicity of Love.
SIGN Next time
SIGN The Synchronicity of Love
[24:04] at
Love making!
[24:05] ---
4 - The Synchronicity of Love
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[00:00] dada
--
[00:00] aki
--
[00:00] sign
--
[00:00] io
--
[00:11] all
Haru-sama!
[00:12] all
Aki-sama!
[00:14] all
Haru-sama!
[00:15] haru
They're so annoying.
[00:15] all
Aki-sama!
[00:16] aki
They're becoming a
neighborhood nuisance, too.
[00:20] yu
Nice to see you guys again today!
[00:21] yu
Please take one of these!
[00:23] yu
They're coupons for our bath!
[00:24] kid
Thanks!
[00:25] kid
Thanks a bunch!
[00:27] go
Great job, Yumoto.
[00:29] go
That's very considerate of you.
[00:33] haru
It's him!
[00:35] aki
Haru, I know what you're thinking.
[00:38] haru
Aki, you feel the same way?
[00:40] aki
Yes...
[00:42] both
We are not amused.
[00:44] dada
So why not just get rid of him?
SIGN The Synchronicity of Love
[02:28] yu
Oh yeah, senpai!
[02:30] yu
You hear this a lot at barbers
and beauty shops and stuff.
[02:33] yu
"Do you feel itchy anywhere?"
[02:36] en
I guess you still do hear that.
[02:38] atsu
Yeah, that's a line you only
hear at places like that.
[02:43] yu
But I hear twins know that
kind of thing without asking!
[02:47] yu
If their twin is feeling itchy or something.
[02:49] ryu
Seriously?
[02:50] yu
Seriously!
[02:51] ryu
Which means they can seriously
scratch anywhere they feel itchy?
[02:53] yu
They seriously can!
[02:54] yu
Twins are amazing, huh?
[02:56] yu
They know just where the other feels itchy!
[02:59] en
Hey Atsushi, why are we talking about twins?
[03:04] atsu
It's probably because of those Italian twins
[03:07] atsu
transferring here right on the
heels of the Beppu Siblings.
[03:10] en
Another set of twins?
[03:12] en
And why are they Italian?
[03:14] atsu
That's a very good question.
[03:17] yu
They're the Salvatores,
and they're really rugged.
[03:20] io
When you say "rugged," you
mean their facial features?
[03:22] ryu
What else could he mean?
[03:24] io
Well, lots of other things...
[03:27] en
Like sideburns or chest hair, or something.
[03:29] ai
Yeah, I bet they've got that.
[03:32] en
They say someone rich in
hair is also rich in spirit.
[03:35] en
Is that true?
[03:37] atsu
I don't know.
[03:38] atsu
I think it's an old wives tale?
[03:40] yu
Rich in hair means rich in spirit?
[03:43] yu
I guess that's why Gora is like that!
[03:46] en
Gora is hairy?
[03:48] atsu
He doesn't give off that vibe...
[03:51] yu
Well, he's hairier than me!
[03:52] ryu
That's just because you're smooth all over.
[03:56] ryu
But yeah, I've heard that, too.
[03:58] ryu
The rich in hair and spirit thing.
[04:00] io
I've heard that, too.
[04:02] io
Though I expelled it from my mind, as
there was no profit to be gained from it.
[04:06] yu
That's right!
[04:07] yu
Wom-san is hairy, too!
[04:09] yu
I guess that's why you're so compassionate!
[04:11] wom
Please, desist!
[04:13] wom
I don't itch anywhere!
[04:14] yu
No, I bet you're itchy right here!
[04:22] haru
I'm extremely unamused.
[04:24] haru
I want Hakone Yumoto extremely gone.
[04:27] aki
Haru, I know what you're thinking.
SIGN Monster
[04:31] aki
You want to create a monster
to stamp him out, right?
[04:34] haru
Yes, yes! That, that!
[04:37] dada
In that case...
[04:39] dada
Let's make one.
[04:45] yu
Today's a minced chicken and egg lunch! Yeah!
[04:48] tsu
Gora-san's handmade lunches always
look delicious, don't they?
[04:51] yu
They're the best!
[04:52] yu
I usually eat rice balls, so once in a while,
[04:54] yu
he goes out of his way
to pack a lunch for me.
[04:58] yu
Let's eat!
[05:00] yu
Huh? There's no spoon...
[05:05] yu
You want a bite of my chicken and egg lunch?
[05:10] haru
I want it...
[05:12] haru
I want it so bad!
[05:16] aki
No, thank you.
[05:17] haru
That lunch wasn't made for us.
[05:24] aki
This is why I didn't want to
have lunch at the cafeteria.
[05:28] haru
But going out of my way to avoid
him gets under my skin, too.
[05:32] aki
I can't say I don't sympathise...
[05:35] haru
Right?
[05:36] haru
I hate them!
[05:38] ber
Loves me...
[05:39] ber
hates me...
[05:40] ber
loves me...
[05:40] dada
It appears someone's here.
[05:42] ber
hates me...
[05:43] ber
loves me...
[05:45] ber
hates me...
[05:48] haru
You. What are you doing?
[05:52] ber
I do beg your pardon!
[05:54] ber
I was performing, how do you say,
the Japanese flower fortunetelling!
[05:58] aki
Picking flowers in a greenhouse
seems rather tasteless...
[06:01] ber
I beg your utmost pardon!
[06:04] ber
I was worried about whether my twin
younger brother loves or hates me.
[06:09] ber
And before I could think twice, I
began plucking the flower's petals.
[06:11] aki
Your twin younger brother?
[06:13] haru
You're twins, too?
[06:15] ber
Yes!
[06:16] ber
My name is Bernardo.
[06:18] ber
My little brother is Alan.
[06:20] ber
We are the pretty-boy Italian twins,
[06:22] ber
acknowledged by both ourselves and others!
[06:28] aki
If you're twins,
[06:30] aki
can't you just tell what he's thinking?
[06:32] haru
We never run into that problem.
[06:36] ber
I am so full of envy!
[06:38] ber
We were not always this way!
[06:41] haru
What a waste.
[06:43] haru
Twins, of all people,
should always get along.
[06:45] ber
Indeed!
[06:46] ber
Twins must always get along!
[06:50] ber
And yet I cannot understand
anything my brother is thinking!
[06:55] haru
How did that happen?
[06:58] aki
You did something to make
him hate you, right?
[07:00] ber
It cannot be!
[07:02] ber
How can my brother hate me,
when I love him so?
[07:05] aki
But your brother must have some reason.
[07:08] haru
That's right.
[07:10] haru
Because without a reason...
[07:11] both
Twins would never, ever hate each other!
[07:14] aki
Even if the world turned upside-down...
[07:17] haru
We'd still be of one mind in all things.
[07:20] ber
What lovely twinly love!
[07:22] ber
That is what I would like to have!
[07:25] ber
And yet Alan...
[07:27] ber
he will not even meet my gaze!
[07:34] dada
And so, Bernardo told his story.
[07:38] dada
They actually used to be the best of friends.
[07:43] dada
But when they hit puberty,
[07:46] dada
the little brother changed.
[07:49] (Flashback) alan
Brother, I will no longer
take baths with you!
[07:52] (Flashback) ber
Why not, Alan?
[07:54] (Flashback) ber
Brother...
[07:55] (Flashback) ber
you cannot understand how I feel!
[07:58] ber
Since then,
[08:00] ber
we have never once bathed together.
[08:04] haru
I wonder why not.
[08:05] ber
I cannot understand!
[08:07] haru
It's a mystery, then?
[08:09] aki
Yeah.
[08:10] aki
It's hard for perfect twins
like us to understand.
[08:13] dada
But these estranged twins could be useful.
[08:16] aki
Good point.
[08:18] ber
I beg of you to help me!
[08:21] dada
And so we quickly began trailing
the younger brother, Alan.
[08:26] dada
There's Alan!
[08:28] haru
He does look a lot like Bernardo.
SIGN Alan Salvatore
[08:30] aki
They're as identical as we are.
[08:33] yu
Alan!
[08:35] yu
I heard they have hot springs in Italy, too!
[08:40] yu
My brother says they're called thermae!
[08:44] alan
And what of it?
[08:46] yu
The truth is, we run a thermae too!
[08:49] yu
You can come by with your
twin brother some time!
[08:52] yu
Here, a coupon!
[08:55] alan
The answer is no!
[08:57] alan
I will never go to a thermae with my brother!
[08:59] alan
Never!
[09:00] yu
What's wrong?
[09:03] dada
Hakone Yumoto appears to
have stepped on a landmine.
[09:07] aki
Yes.
[09:08] aki
It appears that what Bernardo said was true.
[09:14] [Messenger] sign
The Piercing Prince
Battle Lover Epinard
Finishing Move: Epinard Love Hurricane
[09:19] aki
Could we have a word?
[09:22] alan
What is it?
[09:24] haru
We are the Beppu siblings.
[09:26] aki
We're twins, like you.
[09:28] alan
So what?
[09:30] haru
Why do you hate your brother?
[09:32] alan
H-How did you know...
[09:34] haru
Bernardo told us.
[09:37] aki
He's worried about you.
[09:39] alan
My brother could never
understand my feelings.
[09:42] alan
And neither would perfect
twins such as yourselves!
[09:45] aki
Well, I agree that we're perfect...
[09:48] alan
But we are entirely different!
[09:51] alan
There is a wall between my brother and I
[09:53] alan
that none could ever surmount!
[09:57] aki
We're sorry to pry,
[09:59] aki
but could you tell us why it
is that you hate your brother?
[10:04] haru
As fellow twins, perhaps we could help.
[10:07] alan
I do not wish to say it.
[10:08] alan
It is too shameful a
thing for an Italian boy!
[10:13] haru
For an Italian boy?
[10:15] aki
What does that mean?
[10:17] alan
Do not poke at my inferiority complex!
[10:20] haru
Oh?
[10:21] haru
But I'm sure we'd be able to help.
[10:24] aki
We're very helpful to people with complexes.
[10:27] haru
Yes, we always side with people
going through hard times.
[10:31] haru
In other words...
[10:33] both
We're on your side!
[10:36] alan
You are the first people who
have ever said such a thing.
[10:41] alan
My brother is a good man,
and very considerate.
[10:44] alan
But my brother has something which I lack.
[10:48] aki
I see.
[10:49] haru
That would cause an inferiority complex.
[10:51] aki
Then why don't you just take it from him?
[10:56] alan
But such a thing cannot be stolen...
[10:58] haru
It can.
[10:59] aki
If you let us help you, at least.
[11:01] alan
Truly?
[11:03] aki
Truly!
[11:04] haru
So, what is it...
[11:05] aki
...that you want?
[11:08] alan
Chest hair.
[11:10] haru
Huh?
[11:11] aki
Chest hair?
[11:13] aki
But yes, we'll find a way to help you.
[11:16] alan
Truly?
[11:17] aki
Yes.
[11:18] aki
If you hate your brother, from the bottom
of your heart, for his chest hair.
[11:23] alan
Yes, I hate it.
[11:25] alan
He has such a fine chest full of hair!
[11:27] alan
I envy him, and at the same time, hate him!
[11:30] aki
Then...
[11:30] haru
...we'll grant your wish.
[11:42] dada
* Welcome to the VEPP Theater.*
[11:44] alan
What?!
[11:47] alan
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[11:53] alan
Moon and sun, miracles and secrets
[11:57] alan
We're the stars making wishes come true!
[12:00] alan
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[12:02] both
Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer!
[12:06] both
Chosen warrior!
[12:06] alan
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[12:08] haru
Lucky you!
[12:10] aki
Happy you!
[12:10] alan
On the name of the stars!
[12:12] both
Shooting...
[12:13] both
Star!
[12:22] aki
Now we set him on Hakone Yumoto,
and let him tear him to pieces.
[12:25] haru
Hair him to pieces, you mean.
[12:30] both
Suffer! Feel the pain!
[12:36] yu
The True Lovracelets!
[12:37] wom
Everyone, let's Love Making!
[12:42] yu
Love Making!
[13:09] yu
The Sparkling Prince!
[13:12] yu
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[13:15] en
Love Making.
[13:26] en
The Flashing Prince!
[13:27] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[13:30] atsu
Love Making.
[13:40] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[13:42] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[13:45] io
Love Making.
[13:55] io
The Roaring Prince!
[13:57] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[13:59] ryu
Love Making!
[14:10] ryu
The Thrilling Prince!
[14:11] ryu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[14:25] en
This love-filled planet
[14:27] en
will not abide those who lack love!
[14:29] ryu
Those who wield loveless power
[14:31] ryu
must kneel before love!
[14:33] io
Love is power!
[14:34] io
Love is hope!
[14:36] atsu
Be born for love!
[14:37] atsu
Give your life for love!
[14:39] yu
Love!
[14:40] yu
We are, forever, the heirs
to the throne of love...
[14:43] five
Battle Lovers!
[14:45] yu
Feel the power...
[14:47] five
of love!
[14:50] hair
Behold my luxurious chest hair!
[14:52] hair
I am Chest Hair Monster Alan!
[14:55] hair
You are the ones who will feel the power!
[14:58] en
He said his real name.
[15:00] atsu
Yes, he did.
[15:01] en
But what did he say?
[15:03] en
That's chest hair?
[15:04] atsu
If he says it is, I guess it is.
[15:07] en
Overdoing it, isn't he?
[15:08] ryu
Over-overdoing it.
[15:10] io
Overdoing it so badly, you couldn't pay me ten
million yen to look straight at it.
[15:14] yu
You! How did you become a monster?
[15:17] yu
Who did this to you?
[15:18] mon
That does not matter!
[15:20] mon
I will defeat you to vent my complex
[15:24] mon
over my brother's chest hair!
[15:26] en
He just stated his motivation
in the clearest terms possible.
[15:29] atsu
Though it's still incomprehensible.
[15:31] en
I don't even care if someone
has chest hair or not.
[15:36] ryu
Clean-shaven is more the fashion
nowadays anyway, right?
[15:39] io
Yeah. I can't understand it.
[15:41] alan
You could never understand!
[15:45] yu
I kind of do!
[15:47] alan
What?!
[15:48] en
Seriously?
[15:49] atsu
He understands?
[15:50] yu
Yeah!
[15:51] yu
Because my brother Gora is hairy and manly,
[15:55] yu
and I'm a little jealous of that!
[15:58] haru
Is Gora-san hairier than he looks?
[16:02] haru
He is very manly, after all.
[16:04] aki
I never knew!
[16:06] haru
I really can't stand Hakone Yumoto.
[16:09] haru
How dare he know everything about Gora-san!
[16:11] aki
Get him, Chest Hair Monster!
[16:13] dada
Attack!
[16:15] alan
Take this! Hairball Beam!
[16:20] yu
What?!
[16:21] en
Oh, boy... are you kidding me?
[16:23] atsu
This is really something...
[16:24] ryu
What's going on?!
[16:25] io
Please don't look!
[16:27] yu
This is all extremely embarrassing!
[16:30] mon
Behold, the power of the Hairball Beam!
[16:34] haru
How funny!
[16:35] aki
A plan to weaken the enemy
through embarrassment?
[16:40] mon
Next, I will give you fantastic chest hair!
[16:45] mon
Chained Chest Hair Beam!
[16:48] atsu
Chained? What?
[16:50] atsu
I don't understand.
[16:57] en
Oh, is that what "chained" means?
[17:00] atsu
I don't think this is the
best time to be impressed.
[17:03] mon
Are you not happy to have
such wonderful chest hair?
[17:06] ryu
No, not at all!
[17:08] atsu
What do we do about this, anyway?
[17:10] yu
Is doing this really making you happy?
[17:12] mon
What?!
[17:14] yu
I'm asking!
[17:16] yu
Is having that fake chest hair,
giving us fake chest hair...
[17:18] yu
Does that really make you happy?
[17:22] mon
Of course it does!
[17:23] mon
Chest hair is everything!
[17:24] mon
Chest hair is what makes you an Italian boy!
[17:26] mon
Bravo, chest hair!
[17:29] mon
So, what do we do about this?
[17:31] atsu
This monster's a real pain.
[17:33] ryu
When they start getting annoying,
don't we usually just purge them?
[17:36] io
We wave our little sticks and end it!
[17:39] wom
You guys are really raring to go for once!
[17:42] yu
No!
[17:44] en
Um... why not, exactly?
[17:46] yu
Even if we beat him,
[17:48] yu
it won't cure him of his
complex about his big brother!
[17:51] yu
We need to get them to make up!
[17:54] en
I can't entirely deny the logic there...
[17:56] atsu
In other words...
[17:58] yu
Wom-san, find his big brother!
[18:01] wom
Roger that!
[18:03] ryu
So do we just stay like this until then?
[18:05] io
It appears that we do.
[18:09] mon
You make a grand sight
with all that chest hair!
[18:15] wom
Everyone!
[18:16] wom
Here is the monster's brother, Bernardo-san!
[18:19] en
That was fast.
[18:20] ryu
Too fast!
[18:22] yu
That's our Wom-san!
[18:24] ber
Alan... is that you, Alan?!
[18:26] al
Yes it is, brother!
[18:28] al
But I am no longer the Alan you once knew!
[18:31] al
Look at this magnificent
chest hair that I have now!
[18:35] ryu
I cannot even comprehend why he wants that.
[18:38] io
I'm even more baffled than when
one of my investments failed.
[18:42] yu
Bernardo!
[18:43] yu
You're the only one who can save him!
[18:46] yu
You're his big brother!
[18:48] ber
Alan...
[18:50] ber
I had no idea that my chest hair
was causing you so much pain!
[18:54] mon
It is just as I said!
[18:55] mon
You could not understand how I feel!
[18:58] mon
We were twins, with the
same face, the same body,
[19:01] mon
always with the same thoughts
and the same dreams!
[19:05] mon
So why am I the only one
deprived of chest hair?!
[19:10] ber
Is that why you
[19:11] ber
would no longer go to the thermae with me?
[19:14] mon
That is right!
[19:16] mon
Your chest hair was so
dazzling and so enviable,
[19:18] mon
I could no longer stand to see it!
[19:22] ber
Then...
[19:23] ber
I no longer need chest hair!
[19:25] mon
What?!
[19:26] ber
I say that if I must lose one of you...
[19:28] ber
I would rather lose the chest hair!
[19:31] mon
You lie!
[19:32] mon
I know that you secretly take
great pride in your chest hair!
[19:34] ber
It is no lie!
[19:36] ber
I shall prove it to you now!
[19:41] ber
This pain is nothing!
[19:45] en
This took a turn for the amazing.
[19:47] at
That's got to sting a little.
[19:49] ryu
No, it's probably extremely painful.
[19:52] yu
But he's enduring it!
[19:54] yu
Because he wants to make up with his
little brother, even if it hurts!
[19:58] en
This is bringing tears to your eyes?
[20:00] haru
Damn that Hakone Yumoto.
[20:02] haru
He got in our way!
[20:04] aki
That wolf in sheep's clothing...
[20:06] yu
You!
[20:07] yu
Do you see the pain your brother's in?
[20:10] yu
But he's enduring it
[20:12] yu
because he loves you so much!
[20:15] yu
He wants to make amends
[20:17] yu
and restore your loving sibling relationship!
[20:20] ber
That is right!
[20:21] ber
To get that back,
[20:22] ber
I would sacrifice many
hundreds of chest hairs!
[20:25] mon
Please, stop it!
[20:27] mon
I... It is my fault!
[20:30] mon
Please stop, my brother!
[20:33] en
They made up?
[20:34] at
But we're still stuck here?
[20:37] io
I guess we actually have to purge him.
[20:40] wom
Okay then, everyone! Now!
[20:42] yu
Yeah!
[20:44] yu
Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[20:49] en
Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[20:52] atsu
Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[20:55] io
Roar, Raging Gaia!
[20:59] ryu
Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[21:06] yu
True Love Fountain!
[21:23] yu
Love is over!
[21:27] alan
Brother!
[21:32] yu
Thank goodness!
[21:33] go
Hey! Yumoto!
[21:37] yu
Brother!
[21:38] yu
What's wrong?
[21:40] go
I forgot to include the
spoon for your lunch today.
[21:44] yu
Brother!
[21:44] yu
Thank you! But I already finished it.
[21:47] go
I see.
[21:48] go
Well done.
[21:50] aki
I know what you're thinking.
[21:53] haru
Yeah.
[21:54] dada
Don't worry.
[21:56] dada
You, the Beppu siblings, are the strongest.
[22:00] both
Yeah.
SIGN Kurotama Bath
[22:05] yu
Huh?
[22:06] yu
Bernardo's chest hair is back to normal!
[22:09] wom
It must be the power of the Love Fountain!
[22:12] en
Can it do that?
[22:14] at
I guess it can.
[22:16] al
That's my dear big brother!
[22:18] ber
Alan...
[22:20] yu
I'm so glad you're friends again!
[22:23] io
I'm not going to say another word on this.
SIGN Accept Love
SIGN Next Time
[24:01] io
Next time, "Accept Love!"
[24:04] io
Love Making!
[24:07] ---
5 - Receive Love!
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[00:00] shi
--
[00:00] both
--
[00:00] aki
--
[00:00] sign
--
SIGN Oka Shuzo
[00:22] shi
What's wrong, Shuzo?!
[00:24] shi
Don't shy away from my balls!
[00:27] shu
President Munakata...
[00:28] shu
I can't take anymore.
[00:30] shi
How many times must I tell you?
[00:32] shi
The moment you give up
is the moment it's over!
[00:35] shu
Then...
[00:36] shu
I think it might be over.
[00:38] shi
I see.
[00:40] shi
It's over, is it?
[00:42] shi
Then... we are over, too.
[00:49] shu
Y-You're horrible!
[00:52] shi
Can't anyone handle my balls at full power?
[00:59] shi
Attack!
[01:04] en
A falling leaf, huh?
[01:06] atsu
More accurately, a dead leaf.
[01:07] ryu
Huh?
[01:08] ryu
Aren't they called autumn leaves?
[01:09] io
No, it's fall foliage.
[01:11] yu
I guess a lot of things come
falling in autumn, huh?
[01:15] yu
For instance...
[01:15] shi
Attack!
[01:21] yu
Wow!
[01:23] yu
It really did come falling!
[01:26] shi
He received my ball...
[01:29] shi
That's him!
[01:31] shi
He's the one I've been looking for...
[01:33] shi
the diamond in the rough!
SIGN Receive Love!
SIGN Class 1-A
[03:24] yu
Excuse me,
[03:26] yu
but you're in my way.
[03:27] yu
I'm heading for the bathroom...
[03:29] shi
It doesn't look like it.
[03:30] yu
Huh? I'm at my limit, actually.
[03:33] shi
A man who can keep his cool when
his bladder's at the brink.
[03:37] shi
Exceptional mental discipline.
[03:38] shi
No wonder you could receive my balls.
[03:42] yu
"My balls"?
[03:44] shi
I am Muna! Kata!
[03:46] shi
Shigoki!
[03:47] yu
Munakata Shigoki?
[03:49] shi
President of the Binan High
School volleyball club!
[03:52] yu
Oh...
[03:52] yu
Oh, you got a ballet dancer
as your club advisor by mistake!
[03:56] shi
We've been working without
an advisor since then.
[03:59] yu
Really?
[04:00] yu
I'm glad to hear it!
[04:01] yu
Well, I'm off to the bathroom...
[04:03] shi
First, you must decide.
[04:05] shi
Will you join my volleyball club, or not?
[04:08] yu
Me?
[04:09] shi
If you join, I will let you pass.
[04:12] yu
Fine.
[04:13] yu
Since I'm really gonna wet myself...
[04:15] shi
You mean it?
[04:15] yu
I mean it!
[04:17] yu
So please, hurry...
[04:17] shi
I see!
[04:18] shi
Then...
[04:19] shi
I need four more!
[04:20] yu
I've got it handled!
[04:22] shi
Good. Go!
[04:25] shi
I have my team.
[04:26] shi
It's about to begin...
[04:28] shi
my burning youth of sweat and tears!
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[04:34] en
Hey, can you spell it?
[04:37] atsu
Huh? Spell what?
[04:38] en
Volleyball.
[04:40] atsu
Yeah, I can spell that.
[04:41] io
That's middle-school level vocabulary.
[04:44] ryu
That spelling always tripped me up.
[04:48] en
What about you, Yumoto?
[04:50] yu
Huh? What grade do you think I'm in?
[04:53] en
Then what's the first letter?
[04:55] yu
It's "bareiball", so B, of course!
[04:58] en
I knew it.
[04:59] yu
Huh?
[05:00] yu
Was I wrong?
[05:01] io
It's not B. It's V.
[05:03] io
Incidentally, the proper
pronunciation is "volleyball."
[05:06] yu
Huh?
[05:07] yu
But thinking it started with
a B hasn't hurt me so far.
[05:11] en
Well, true enough.
[05:13] ryu
Oh, I know!
[05:15] ryu
Is that why it's a V-sign?
[05:20] shi
What are you all doing here?!
[05:23] shi
Time for training!
[05:24] shi
Everyone get together!
[05:25] atsu
Training?
[05:26] en
Who are you again?
[05:28] shi
I'm the president of the volleyball club!
[05:30] shi
Muna! Kata! Shigoki!
[05:32] yu
Oh, that's right!
[05:34] yu
As of today, the Defense Club
is joining the volleyball club!
[05:37] all
Huh?
[05:38] yu
That's weird.
[05:39] yu
Here we were, talking about volleyball,
[05:41] yu
and I completely forgot to mention it!
[05:43] en
You are so...
[05:46] shi
Anyway, get changed immediately!
[05:48] shi
Meet me in the gym in thirty seconds!
[05:51] all
S-Seriously?
[05:57] shi
Great job, Yumoto!
[05:59] shi
Receive all my balls!
[06:02] en
How did we end up in the
volleyball club again?
[06:05] at
How did Yumoto needing to
pee get us into this mess?
[06:09] io
Darn it...
[06:10] io
This is an entirely unprofitable venture.
[06:14] ryu
If only there were some
girls watching, at least...
[06:16] shi
Hey, you four!
[06:17] shi
What are you doing?
[06:19] shi
You need to receive my balls, too!
[06:21] en
His balls?
[06:22] io
I really wish he'd stop saying it
that way. I'm getting the shivers.
[06:25] at
The shivers? I wish.
[06:26] at
He's so on fire he's giving me heatstroke.
[06:29] ryu
His balls, huh?
[06:31] ryu
Okay,
[06:32] ryu
I'm gonna hit the hell out of them!
[06:35] ryu
Bring it!
[06:37] shi
Let's go!
[06:38] shi
See if you can even touch my balls!
[06:44] shi
What are you doing?
[06:45] shi
Don't take your eyes off my balls!
[06:47] at
He wants us to look at his balls.
[06:49] en
I'd really rather not.
[06:50] io
Um... can we just go?
[06:53] en
Yeah...
[06:55] shi
Quit chatting and get on the court!
[06:58] shi
All of you, receive my balls together!
[07:07] shi
Why are you evading?
[07:09] shi
This isn't dodgeball!
[07:10] shi
All of you, receive my balls!
[07:12] yu
Leave this to me!
[07:16] en
Why is he enjoying this so much?
[07:19] ryu
Maybe he likes playing with balls?
[07:21] io
At least say "he likes ball games."
[07:26] yu
Fight!
[07:27] yu
Fight!
[07:29] shi
Gaze at the setting sun!
[07:31] shi
All of you, race for the setting sun!
[07:33] en
Sunset on an embankment?
[07:35] at
The situation's so cliche I can't
even bring myself to protest.
[07:47] shi
A bath is the best after a
steamy day of club activities!
[07:51] yu
I agree!
[07:53] en
I can't take any more.
[08:10] haru
The sound of splitting wood...
[08:12] aki
Yes, as always...
[08:16] haru
What's wrong?
[08:17] aki
Someone's hanging around out there.
[08:20] haru
Who is that?
[08:22] dada
Dinner's ready.
[08:25] dada
Come eat, you two.
[08:28] shi
Listen up, you guys!
[08:30] shi
If you can recieve my balls, you'll
all be the best in the world...
[08:32] shi
no, the best on Earth!
[08:35] yu
President!
[08:36] yu
How is the "best in the world"
different from the "best on Earth"?
[08:38] shu
The president is taking a bath with them.
[08:41] shu
And I've never had a bath
with him, even once...
[08:46] go
Who are you?
[08:48] go
A peeping Tom?
[08:49] shu
N-No!
[08:52] go
Hey!
[08:53] go
Get back here!
[08:55] go
He's a quick one.
[09:00] dada
Today is toasted dumpling hot pot.
[09:03] dada
Go on, eat!
[09:05] haru
Why did you decide...
[09:07] aki
...to make toasted dumpling hot pot?
[09:09] dada
Atmosphere, perhaps? Or for the sound of it?
[09:12] dada
The "toast" part sounds
like "warm and toasty!"
[09:15] haru
"Toast" doesn't necessarily imply that.
[09:18] aki
It can also mean "doomed."
[09:19] dada
That's not what it's for!
[09:22] dada
I was hoping to warm up your
worn-out bodies and souls,
[09:25] dada
after an exhausting day of being idols.
[09:30] dada
Eat it and be grateful!
[09:32] haru
Warm us up...
[09:33] aki
...body and...
[09:35] both
...soul?
[09:37] aki
Go!
[09:38] haru
He's so strong! Go!
[09:40] (Flashback) haru
That man always warmed us up...
[09:43] (Flashback) aki
...so gently, body and...
[09:46] (Flashback) both
...soul...
[09:51] dada
Okay!
[09:52] dada
It's turned out great!
[09:55] dada
Now, eat, you two!
[09:58] dada
What's wrong?
[10:01] haru
Oh...
[10:01] aki
...it's nothing.
[10:02] both
Nothing at all!
[10:05] haru
By the way, there are no carrots—
[10:07] aki
—green peppers in there, right?
[10:10] dada
Dammit...
[10:13] shi
In the end, you're the only one left.
[10:16] yu
Huh?
[10:17] yu
You're right.
[10:19] yu
That's weird.
[10:21] yu
Where'd the others go?
[10:24] en
I wonder...
[10:26] atsu
Huh? Wonder what?
[10:28] en
In Japanese, volleyball is called haikyu.
[10:32] at
Yeah, and tennis is called teikyu, right?
[10:36] at
And soccer is called shukyu.
[10:39] ryu
But how do you write haikyu?
[10:41] io
It's the "hai" from "excrement"
with the character for ball.
[10:44] io
Excrement ball.
[10:46] ryu
The hai from excrement?!
[10:48] ryu
Then volleyball is crapping out a ball?
[10:51] en
Tennis is played on a court with a ball,
[10:53] en
so I can understand why it's
written as "court ball."
[10:56] en
And soccer is about kicking a ball,
[10:58] en
so I can see why it's written as "kick ball."
[11:02] at
But why is volleyball
[11:04] at
written with the hai from 'excrement'?
[11:13] aki
Here.
[11:13] boys
Thank you!
[11:15] boy
The Apes will worship you for life!
[11:17] haru
No problem.
[11:18] aki
Come back any time.
[11:22] dada
What kind of hot pot do you want today?
[11:25] dada
It's the season for crab,
so how about crab hot pot?
[11:27] dada
Or what about oysters?
[11:30] aki
Huh? He's...
[11:33] har
The one from yesterday...
[11:38] shi
Practice is over for today!
[11:40] shi
Yumoto, I can't believe
you received all my balls!
[11:44] shi
You are truly the diamond in the
rough I've been searching for!
[11:48] shi
I'll never let you go!
[11:50] yu
President! Thank you!
[11:53] shu
"I'll never let you go"?
[11:55] shu
President...
[11:56] shu
I thought those words were only for me.
[12:00] shu
H-He'll pay.
[12:07] haru
The aroma of jealousy.
[12:09] aki
I smell it.
[12:11] [Messenger] sign
The Roaring Prince
Battle Lover Sulfur
Finishing Move:
Sulfur Love Gaia
[12:21] shu
You'll pay.
[12:23] shu
President Munakata...
[12:25] shu
You said I was the only one...
[12:28] shu
You said you wouldn't ever let me go...
[12:31] shu
That time, too...
[12:33] shu
That time, too...
[12:35] shu
I really thought you'd try to stop me..
[12:39] shu
But that little...
[12:47] haru
So you really...
[12:48] aki
...can't stand it, eh?
[12:50] shu
Huh?
[12:51] shu
Who are you?
[12:52] haru
We're...
[12:53] aki
...on your side.
[12:55] shu
My side?
[12:57] haru
You should make him see your true worth...
[12:59] aki
...and regret what he's lost.
[13:02] aki
That you are a diamond in the rough.
[13:04] aki
A little polish would
make you shine even more.
[13:06] both
Why not show him that?
[13:15] gora
Yumoto, how's the water?
[13:17] yu
It's perfect, Gora!
[13:20] shi
Yes, thank you as always!
[13:23] shi
Why not join us?
[13:26] gora
No.
[13:27] gora
I'm not worthy to be there.
[13:31] shi
It's wonderful that your
brother is so humble.
[13:36] shi
This is a hot water that only
such humility can produce.
[13:38] shi
But Yumoto, you must be more aggressive
with my balls.
[13:42] shi
Come at them thinking,
"I'll never let you fall."
[13:44] shi
That's how you win a tournament.
[13:47] yu
But President,
[13:48] yu
we can't participate in a tournament
if we don't have enough people.
[13:52] shi
Yes, I know.
[13:54] shi
The truth is,
[13:56] shi
I had only one other long-term
club member besides you,
[13:59] shi
but he quit recently.
[14:01] yu
Wow, you had someone like that?
[14:04] shi
And so in the eleven years
I have been in this club,
[14:07] shi
I have never once participated
in a tournament.
[14:10] yu
Eleven years?!
[14:11] yu
How old are you now, President?
[14:14] shi
Twenty-six.
[14:15] yu
Twenty-six?!
[14:18] shi
There are things you can only do
during your high school years!
[14:22] shi
I will not quit Binan High School volleyball
[14:24] shi
until I take part in a tournament!
[14:26] yu
President!
[14:27] yu
You're dedicating your life to it, huh?
[14:29] yu
That's amazing!
[14:30] yu
I'm a little bit moved!
[14:32] en
I can't believe he's 26.
[14:34] at
Talk about peaking in high school.
[14:36] ryu
Even Neverland would be shocked.
[14:39] ryu
I'm surprised the school lets him stay.
[14:42] io
The school's probably fine with
it as long as he pays tuition.
[14:50] shu
President Munakata...
[14:51] shu
you'll regret this!
[14:53] shu
I'm a diamond in the rough.
[14:55] shu
The more you polish me, the more
I will outshine Hakone Yumoto!
[15:04] shu
Welcome to the VEPP Theater.
[15:10] shu
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[15:17] shu
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[15:20] shu
On the name of the stars!
[15:30] shu
VEPPer, the twin stars
blooming in the galaxy!
[15:37] shu
Moon and sun, miracles and secrets
[15:38] both
The twin stars shining in the heavens!
[15:40] shu
We're the stars making wishes come true!
[15:41] haru
Salty Sol!
[15:42] aki
Melty Luna!
[15:43] shu
VEPPer, bringing a thrill
to this blue planet!
[15:45] both
Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer!
[15:49] both
Chosen warrior!
[15:50] shu
Let's illuminate the entire world!
[15:51] haru
Lucky you!
[15:53] aki
Happy you!
[15:53] shu
On the name of the stars!
[15:56] both
Shooting...
[15:57] both
Star!
[16:06] mon
Hey! Look at me!
[16:09] yu
What's that?
[16:10] yu
A black volleyball?
[16:12] mon
I may look black...
[16:14] mon
But inside, I'm sparkling and shining!
[16:17] mon
And my name...
[16:19] mon
is Black Boba-yan Monster!
[16:21] yu
Black Boba-yan?
[16:23] mon
Look at me more!
[16:25] mon
Receive my blackness!
[16:26] mon
And polish me more!
[16:29] yu
The black ball is coming at me!
[16:31] shi
I am Muna! Kata!
[16:33] mon
Boba-yan!
[16:37] shi
Sky!
[16:39] en
I think something went flying.
[16:41] io
Looked like Munakata-san.
[16:43] at
Yumoto's right.
[16:44] at
Lots of things really do come flying
and falling down in autumn.
[16:48] ryu
Yeah...
[16:50] wom
Everyone, I think it's your turn!
[16:55] en
Yumoto, what's with the black ball?
[16:58] at
I think it's supposed to be a volleyball.
[17:01] wom
Now, everyone! Love Making!
[17:04] yu
Love Making!
[17:32] yu
The Sparkling Prince!
[17:35] yu
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[17:38] yu
Love Making!
[17:48] en
The Flashing Prince!
[17:50] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[17:53] yu
Love Making!
[18:02] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[18:04] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[18:07] yu
Love Making!
[18:17] io
The Roaring Prince!
[18:19] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[18:22] yu
Love Making!
[18:32] ryu
The Thrilling Prince!
[18:34] ryu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[18:36] en
This love-filled planet will
not abide those who lack love!
[18:40] ryu
Those who wield loveless
power must kneel before love!
[18:44] io
Love is power!
[18:45] io
Love is hope!
[18:47] atsu
Be born for love!
[18:49] atsu
Give your life for love!
[18:50] yu
Love!
[18:52] yu
We are, forever, the heirs
to the throne of love...
[18:55] five
Battle Lovers!
[18:56] yu
Feel the power...
[18:58] five
Of love!
[19:01] mon
Black is the color that
absorbs all other colors!
[19:04] mon
My black ball will suck
up all of your love power!
[19:09] yu
Scarlet Love Lumiere!
[19:12] en
Cerulean Love Aqua!
[19:16] at
Epinard Love Hurricane!
[19:19] io
Sulfur Love Gaia!
[19:21] ryu
Vesta Love Ignit!
[19:27] yu
What? He sucked in all of our attacks!
[19:32] mon
I'm the invincible Black Boba-yan!
[19:34] mon
Boing! Boing!
[19:36] en
He's bouncing around a lot.
[19:38] at
Yeah, I think he's having fun.
[19:41] mon
Look!
[19:42] mon
Inside this black sphere
shines the greatest of gems,
[19:45] mon
even harder than diamond, brighter
than the first star of evening!
[19:50] yu
Then why do you hide it?
[19:55] mon
Because...
[19:56] mon
he wouldn't polish me,
[19:59] mon
so I gave up on shining.
[20:01] yu
So you can't shine unless
someone else polishes you?
[20:07] yu
Instead of relying on someone else,
[20:09] yu
you have to make yourself shine!
[20:10] yu
Because you're a really
beautiful diamond, right?
[20:14] mon
W-Well...
[20:17] yu
Don't worry!
[20:18] yu
I know you can do it!
[20:19] yu
You can shine!
[20:21] mon
Even... I can?
[20:23] yu
Yeah!
[20:24] yu
Now, take this!
[20:40] yu
True Love Attack!
[20:54] yu
True Love Fountain!
[21:08] yu
Love is over!
[21:19] yu
Boy, am I glad!
[21:22] yu
Shuzo-san is back with the volleyball club!
[21:25] yu
"Shuzo! I was waiting for
you to pull yourself up!"
[21:29] yu
That's what the president
said. He's as on-fire as ever!
[21:32] en
In the end, their little lovers'
quarrel was the cause of it all.
[21:37] at
Yeah.
[21:38] at
It really put us through a lot.
[21:39] ryu
But what are you going to do about
the volleyball club, Yumoto?
[21:42] yu
I quit!
[21:44] yu
After all, I'm in the Earth Defense Club!
[21:47] wom
Yes! That's right!
[21:49] io
But with Oka Shuzo back, the
club only has two members...
[21:54] ryu
Does that mean Munakata won't
graduate this year, either?
[21:57] yu
That's right!
[21:59] yu
The president and Shuzo-san said
[22:00] yu
they would continue their fiery training
until they get into a tournament!
[22:03] yu
They're totally fired up!
[22:05] at
Never going to graduate, huh?
[22:09] en
Two for Neverland, huh?
[22:14] dada
Chicken was on sale today,
so I made chicken hot pot.
[22:18] dada
Come on, eat up, you two.
[22:21] dada
It will warm up your cold hearts.
[22:24] haru
Hakone...
[22:26] aki
...Yumoto...
[22:27] both
We will make you pay!
SIGN Everyone Loves Someone!
SIGN Next time:
[24:01] ryu
Next time:
Everyone Loves Someone!
[24:04] ryu
Love Making!
[24:05] ---
6 - Everyone Loves Someone!
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[00:00] wom
--
[00:00] five
--
[00:00] sign
--
[00:00] yu
--
[00:11] en
Man, I give up.
[00:14] at
That was kind of surprising.
[00:16] yu
Hey. I'm trembling a little right now.
[00:19] en
How come?
[00:20] yu
Fighting and conflict and
dissidence and animosity...
[00:23] yu
It makes me so uncomfortable...
[00:25] yu
When I see it, I don't know how to handle it.
[00:29] at
Those are a few fairly advanced
words you know, Yumoto.
[00:32] yu
Because they make me uncomfortable,
I can remember them even better.
[00:35] yu
It's like they're burned
into my brain, I guess.
[00:38] yu
It just makes me so uncomfortable.
[00:40] at
Well, I'm the same way.
[00:43] at
I want to live a life without conflict,
[00:45] at
and I want that for the
people around me, too.
[00:48] en
You said it.
[00:49] yu
Why did this have to happen, huh?
SIGN Everyone Loves Someone!
[02:31] yu
It's over! It's over!
[02:33] yu
Class is over!
[02:35] yu
Senpais, I just learned something!
[02:38] yu
Sea slug mating... it's incredible!
[02:42] yu
They're hermaphrodites, see...
[02:45] yu
They have a sexual organ on
each end of their body...
[02:49] en
Tell us more about sea slug mating!
[02:51] at
I'd love to hear all about it!
[02:53] yu
Um, well,
[02:54] yu
sea slugs have both male
and female sexual organs,
[02:57] yu
so apparently, they can line up in a block,
[02:59] yu
innie to outie and innie to outie...
[03:02] yu
But instead of forming a train
like you might be thinking,
[03:06] yu
they can actually join up in a big ring...
[03:09] en
Wow, that's amazing!
[03:11] at
How do you know that?
[03:13] yu
Well, I was talking with everyone...
[03:16] wom
It's love, of course!
[03:18] wom
Love connects people in a giant chain
that goes all the way into space!
[03:22] yu
Wow!
[03:23] yu
That's huge!
[03:26] yu
Um... Io-senpai?
[03:28] io
Can I help you?
[03:30] yu
And Ryuu-senpai...
[03:31] ryu
What do you want?
[03:33] yu
What's wrong?
[03:34] both
Why do you ask?
[03:36] yu
Well... you're acting...
a little different...
[03:39] io
Are we?
[03:41] ryu
You think?
[03:42] yu
Io-senpai, what are your
thoughts on hermaphroditism?
[03:45] yu
Like "Doubling up must improve
their cost performance!"
[03:47] yu
"What economic efficiency!" Or something.
[03:49] ryu
Yeah, that's true.
[03:51] ryu
You could run a calculation like
that in a split second, right?
[03:55] io
What is that supposed to mean?
[03:56] ryu
Nothing.
[03:58] ryu
I'm not saying
[03:59] ryu
"For someone so good at calculations,
your bank balance has been slipping lately;
[04:01] ryu
I hope you're okay," or anything like that.
[04:04] io
Yes, because a little
ebb and flow is natural.
[04:06] io
But yeah, sea slugs are impressive.
[04:09] io
They could have a date or a fling with
anyone they meet anywhere, like someone else I know.
[04:12] ryu
Are you saying I'm a sea slug?
[04:15] io
Sea slugs are cute.
[04:18] yu
Cows are cute, too!
[04:20] yu
I like brown cows!
[04:22] yu
A lot more than the black and white kind.
[04:24] yu
For some reason, I just like brown better!
[04:29] yu
Although I like pandas because
they're black and white...
[04:32] yu
I guess I'd be disappointed if
they were just brown all over.
[04:35] yu
I wonder why that is?
[04:37] at
Because then they'd be ordinary bears.
[04:39] en
It's a little early, but I'm going
to head for the Kurotama Bath.
[04:44] en
Atsushi, you come with me.
[04:46] en
You too, Yumoto.
[04:47] yu
O-Okay.
[04:49] en
Anyone else in?
[04:51] en
No?
[04:53] en
If not, let's head out.
[05:01] wom
Excuse me!
[05:02] wom
This is a threat to the continued
existence of the Battle Lovers!
[05:06] wom
I must do something to break the deadlock!
[05:09] wom
I call it Operation: Restoration of Love!
[05:13] ryu
Oh, right.
[05:14] ryu
Wom-chan, want some candy?
[05:17] wom
Thank you very much!
[05:21] io
Wom-san prefers spinach, I believe.
[05:24] io
I thought he hated sweets.
[05:28] ryu
That's not why he took it.
[05:31] ryu
Wom-san won't turn down anybody
who's trying to be nice.
[05:36] io
Because he never lets anyone turn him down
when he's trying to be nice?
[05:41] ryu
I guess you can't get rich
unless you assume the worst of everybody.
[05:48] yu
That's probably what's going on,
and Wom-san's having a hard time,
[05:50] yu
being left in the middle like that.
[05:53] at
He could have just come with us.
[05:55] en
Wom-san's the kind of guy
who would stay, though.
[05:57] at
Yeah, since leaving them alone together
[05:59] at
feels like it would bring things to a head.
[06:02] yu
What do you mean, "bring them to a head"?
[06:04] yu
That's not what I want!
[06:06] at
But it's not like those two had
anything in common to begin with.
[06:10] en
Yeah.
[06:11] en
They're a miraculous pair.
[06:14] en
It's a miracle they can be in the same room.
[06:16] at
Apparently they both had an awful
first impression of each other, too.
SIGN Class 1-A
[06:20] (Flashback) ryu
Going Dutch?
[06:22] (Flashback) ryu
No way.
[06:23] (Flashback) ryu
The guy should pay.
[06:24] (Flashback) A
How come?
[06:26] (Flashback) A
Women's lib, man.
[06:28] (Flashback) ryu
That gender theory stuff
doesn't matter on a date.
[06:31] (Flashback) ryu
How do you let a girl know you like her?
[06:34] (Flashback) ryu
With words?
[06:35] (Flashback) ryu
With actions?
[06:36] (Flashback) ryu
Or with telepathy?
[06:38] (Flashback) ryu
That one's nice if you can
do it, but most people can't.
[06:42] (Flashback) ryu
So the simplest way is to just
say "I'll pay for the date."
[06:48] (Flashback) ryu
There's no girl who won't like
having you pick up her cup of tea,
[06:52] (Flashback) ryu
and it's a small price to pay to
let her know you like her, right?
[06:55] (Flashback) kids
Y-Yeah!
[06:57] (Flashback) ryu
Well, my girlfriend never lets me pay, though.
[07:01] (Flashback) ryu
See, this is what we call
a benefit-cost ratio.
[07:05] (Flashback) io
Sorry.
[07:07] (Flashback) ryu
Is something I said amusing to you?
[07:11] (Flashback) io
Not really.
[07:12] (Flashback) io
It was just funny to hear someone talk
[07:15] (Flashback) io
about benefit-cost ratios over
something as silly as dating.
[07:18] (Flashback) ryu
If you ask me, obsessing
over money is much sillier.
[07:22] (Flashback) io
Oh, you've taken the time to learn who I am?
[07:25] (Flashback) io
I'm not an investment, you know.
There are better uses of your time.
[07:28] (Flashback) ryu
No, I just know you because you're so annoying.
[07:32] yu
So why did they both join the Defense Club?
[07:36] en
Well...
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[07:43] (Flashback) both
Yes?
[07:45] (Flashback) io
Is this the Earth Defense Club?
[07:45] (Flashback) ryu
Is this Earth Defense Club thing for real?
[07:48] (Flashback) en
Y-Yeah...
[07:49] (Flashback) at
Yes...
[07:55] at
I was just happy to have a new member...
[07:58] yu
So you accepted them both?
[08:00] yu
Separately?
[08:01] en
Well, we didn't know they hated each other.
[08:07] (Flashback) io
Well, well.
[08:11] (Flashback) io
Would you please stop getting in my face?
[08:14] (Flashback) ryu
You're the one getting in my face!
[08:17] (Flashback) io
I heard overly persistent
men never get dates!
[08:20] (Flashback) ryu
That's right, it's important
to know when to quit!
[08:23] (Flashback) ryu
The Defense Club is perfect for
skipping class and napping.
[08:25] (Flashback) ryu
Don't get in my way!
[08:27] (Flashback) io
Sometimes I want to look at the
markets in peace and quiet, too!
[08:30] (Flashback) io
Why don't you quit instead?
[08:32] (Flashback) both
I want to join the club!
[08:35] yu
So what happened then?
[08:37] en
Well, we couldn't not let them join the club.
[08:40] at
Although the club itself hadn't
been registered at that point...
[08:45] (Flashback) ryu
This new series is so funny!
[08:47] (Flashback) io
As I thought, biotech
stocks are on the rise.
[08:50] (Flashback) io
I'll have to check the price
movements in the future.
[08:55] (Flashback) en
Hey, Atsushi...
[08:57] (Flashback) at
En-chan...
[08:59] (Flashback) ryu
You heading home?
[09:01] (Flashback) io
I'll accompany you.
[09:02] (Flashback) ryu
How come?
[09:04] (Flashback) io
What do you mean, how come?
[09:06] (Flashback) ryu
What do you mean, what do I mean, how come?
[09:08] (Flashback) io
What do you mean, what do I mean,
what do you mean, how come?
[09:12] (Flashback) en
It's okay. You don't have
to go out of your way.
[09:14] (Flashback) at
You two just do what you want.
[09:16] (Flashback) io
No, I was thinking of going myself...
[09:19] (Flashback) ryu
It seems like it would be fun to go together.
[09:22] (Flashback) ryu
Well, together, minus one.
[09:25] (Flashback) en
Look, you guys both hate each other, right?
[09:29] (Flashback) ryu
Yes, we do.
[09:30] (Flashback) io
Even worse than hate, I would say.
[09:33] (Flashback) ryu
There he goes, nitpicking.
[09:34] (Flashback) io
And you just want to agree
with everything he says.
[09:38] (Flashback) at
Are you sure it doesn't wrap back
around to you liking each other?
[09:42] (Flashback) both
No!
[09:44] (Flashback) both
I mean—
[09:45] (Flashback) en
See, you're a perfect match.
[09:47] (Flashback) ryu
Yeah, right!
[09:47] (Flashback) io
You're mistaken!
SIGN Investigation: Zaou Ryuu
[09:54] haru
Why is this happening?
SIGN Investigation: Naruko Io
[09:55] haru
That trash!
[09:57] aki
It's hard to understand the
reasoning of commoners and trash.
[10:00] kuma
Haru-sama. Aki-sama.
[10:03] kuma
Bamboo tea.
[10:05] aki
Oh, bamboo tea.
[10:06] ---
Thank you.
[10:07] aki
I'm surprised an Ape would make something
as fashionable as bamboo tea.
[10:11] kuma
O-Of course, yes, please call me an ape.
[10:14] kuma
Just, um... um...
[10:17] haru
What is it?
[10:18] kuma
How...
[10:19] kuma
How does it feel to be an idol?
[10:22] haru
What do you mean by that?
SIGN Kumano Kuroshiro
[10:24] kuma
I was just wondering what it must be like,
[10:27] kuma
to be loved and admired by everyone...
[10:31] kuma
I'm sorry!
[10:32] kuma
It's not that I'm jealous of
you or anything like that!
[10:34] kuma
I've never, ever felt something
so inappropriate...
[10:39] kuma
Well, maybe once, twice... 23 times...
[10:45] haru
What?
[10:46] aki
Then why not be one?
[10:54] shu
Welcome to the VEPP Theater.
[11:00] shu
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[11:07] shu
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[11:10] shu
On the name of the stars!
[11:20] shu
VEPPer, the twin stars
blooming in the galaxy!
[11:27] shu
Moon and sun, miracles and secrets
[11:29] both
The twin stars shining in the heavens!
[11:30] shu
We're the stars making wishes come true!
[11:31] haru
Salty Sol!
[11:33] aki
Melty Luna!
[11:33] shu
VEPPer, bringing a thrill
to this blue planet!
[11:36] both
Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer!
[11:39] both
Chosen warrior!
[11:40] shu
Let's illuminate the entire world!
[11:41] haru
Lucky you!
[11:43] aki
Happy you!
[11:43] shu
On the name of the stars!
[11:46] both
Shooting...
[11:47] both
Star!
[11:55] yu
The True Lovracelets...
[11:58] en
A monster, at a time like this?
[12:00] at
You think those two will even come?
[12:02] en
Even if they do, they can't fight together
when they're bickering like that.
[12:07] yu
We'll just have to make do
with the three of us, then!
[12:10] yu
Let's Love Making!
[12:13] yu
Love Making!
[12:18] yu
The Sparkling Prince!
[12:21] yu
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[12:23] yu
The Flashing Prince!
[12:25] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[12:28] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[12:30] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[12:33] yu
Feel the power...
[12:35] five
Of love!
[12:38] [Messenger] sign
The Thrilling Prince
Battle Lover Vesta
Finishing Move: Vesta Love Ignit
[12:49] all
So cute!
[12:56] pan
I'm Panda Monster.
[12:58] pan
But although I'm a monster, my
ultimate move is "cuteness."
[13:01] pan
No one can oppose my cuteness.
[13:08] all
So cute!
[13:10] pan
Bamboo...
[13:13] all
So cute!
[13:16] guy
It pooped!
[13:17] all
So cute!
[13:19] yu
Don't be fooled!
[13:24] yu
If you think we'll let you do anything
because you're cute, you've got another thing coming!
[13:28] pan
There they are.
[13:29] pan
People jealous of my cuteness.
[13:32] pan
But I've already prepared for the
appearance of cowards like you!
[13:36] guy
Don't be mean to the panda!
[13:41] en
What?
[13:42] en
Is this the cliche yet exciting twist
where the townspeople turn on the heroes?
[13:46] at
Are they really going to bring that out
for a pooping panda?
[13:50] pan
You can't recover from the two-fold shock!
[13:52] yu
You're one to talk!
[13:54] yu
All you do is poop!
[13:56] yu
That's perverted!
[13:57] pan
Sh-Shut up!
[13:58] pan
My poo is made from bamboo,
so it doesn't stink!
[14:01] pan
Take this!
[14:03] pan
Poo Bomb!
[14:09] en
Oh, come on!
[14:10] en
That's way too straightforward!
[14:11] at
Yet we've never faced such
a dangerous technique!
[14:14] en
Cerulean Love Aqua!
[14:17] at
Epinard Love Hurricane!
[14:20] yu
Scarlet Love Lumiere!
[14:31] pan
The praise of others makes me stronger.
[14:34] pan
And jealousy and resentment make me bigger!
[14:43] both
Yumoto!
[14:44] en
You're not all that just
because you're a panda!
[14:47] at
Some people do prefer polar bears, you know!
[14:50] yu
It's no use, Senpai!
[14:52] yu
He's that annoying type that will
[14:56] yu
interpret anything you say as jealousy!
[14:59] pan
You're the annoying ones here!
[15:02] pan
Take this!
[15:03] pan
Bamboo Storm!
[15:19] pan
Did you know that pandas
[15:21] pan
sometimes eat mice and other small mammals?
[15:25] pan
You three are like mice to me!
[15:29] pan
Do you understand what I'm getting at?
[15:32] ryu
Like hell!
[15:37] ryu
Stop saying stuff we need
to figure out, poo-face!
[15:40] io
There's no need to understand, anyway!
[15:42] ryu
Vesta Love Ignit!
[15:46] io
Sulfur Love Gaia!
[15:52] pan
Wh-What is this?
[15:54] pan
This isn't jealousy or resentment!
[15:56] ryu
We just don't give a damn about you!
[15:59] io
Although you do need to pay for having the
nerve to stand against the Battle Lovers.
[16:03] ryu
Io, you're more aggressive than I thought.
[16:06] io
You're one to talk, Ryuu.
[16:08] en
Did you two make up?
[16:11] ryu
Huh?
[16:12] io
Certainly not!
[16:16] at
Then what are you doing here?
[16:19] both
They're unrelated incidents!
[16:24] pan
To hit a cute panda...
[16:27] pan
you call yourselves human?!
[16:29] ryu
You're not even a panda.
[16:31] ryu
You're a panda monster, y'know?
[16:33] io
Just being cute isn't enough!
[16:35] io
Running a business means
solving your own problems,
[16:38] io
and you must always strive for
innovation and change!
[16:41] ryu
The road to popularity is a thorny
path that requires constant hard work!
[16:44] ryu
Are you prepared to walk that road?!
[16:47] yu
Senpais, it's time!
[16:49] yu
Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[16:54] en
Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[16:57] atsu
Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[17:01] io
Roar, Raging Gaia!
[17:04] ryu
Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[17:11] yu
Io-Ryuu-senpai, it's up to you!
[17:15] ryu
Shall we?
[17:16] io
Yeah!
[17:17] both
Don't wallow in love!
[17:19] both
True Love Attack!
[17:32] both
True Love Fountain!
[17:49] both
Love is over!
[17:50] aki
Don't wallow in love, eh?
[17:54] haru
You're one to talk.
[17:55] yu
You two!
[17:56] all
VEPPer!
[17:58] haru
The likes of you
[18:00] haru
could never understand the thought
process of someone who is loved.
[18:02] aki
You lack any qualification
to speak on the matter.
[18:06] aki
In short, you're insufficient.
[18:08] yu
Huh?
[18:09] yu
What do you mean?
[18:10] haru
It's not you, the Battle Lovers,
[18:12] haru
who are worthy of the love of thousands.
[18:14] aki
You'll see that that love is
reserved for us, VEPPer.
[18:18] aki
Little by little.
[18:21] yu
What was all that, about
being worthy of love?
[18:24] en
I'm getting the feeling they
don't like us very much.
[18:29] en
Can't put my finger on it.
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[18:39] at
Yumoto's engaged in repetitive behavior.
[18:42] at
Like a stressed wolf at the zoo.
[18:47] en
Come on, Ryuu, Io.
[18:48] en
Get a grip already.
[18:50] io
I'm sorry, Yufuin-senpai.
[18:52] io
I'm a very petty person.
[18:54] ryu
I know I'm worse than Io.
[18:58] ryu
I'm an idiot who only thinks
about getting with girls.
[19:00] io
What are you talking about?
[19:02] io
Your dating habits stimulate the economy.
[19:05] io
It's worthy of praise.
[19:08] ryu
Your investments are way more amazing.
[19:10] ryu
You're committed to the
development of your business.
[19:13] ryu
My little dates are nothing compared to that.
[19:17] io
No, in the end, the economy
comes down to people.
[19:20] io
The economy can't function if
people don't go about their lives.
[19:23] io
That's what you're doing.
[19:27] ryu
You're much more amazing!
[19:28] ryu
Acknowledge it already!
[19:29] io
I will not!
[19:30] io
Ryuu, you should have confidence instead!
[19:33] ryu
Shut up, you genius!
[19:35] io
Give it a rest already, you icon!
[19:37] wom
Wait a minute!
[19:39] en
What?
[19:40] en
Are those backhanded compliments?
[19:42] en
Or do you actually both think
the world of each other?
[19:44] both
Yes, I do!
[19:46] ryu
It's just that he...
[19:47] io
You...
[19:48] both
...won't admit it!
[19:51] yu
Oh, I have a question!
[19:53] yu
How did this start?
[19:55] both
Because the other boys in
class were making fun of him!
[19:59] ryu
That's why I was explaining
how amazing Io was!
[20:02] io
I explained it to them, kindly and concisely!
[20:06] ryu
But Io overheard it and denied it!
[20:08] io
Because I lack even 1/10th of your value!
[20:11] ryu
But I told you!
[20:13] ryu
You're amazing!
[20:14] ryu
Why won't you acknowledge it?
[20:15] io
I'm not amazing!
[20:17] (Flashback) ryu
Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
[20:17] io
What's so amazing about me?!
[20:19] en
This is freaking dumb!!!
[20:23] at
I just remembered.
[20:24] at
When you came to the Kurotama
Bath for the first time,
[20:27] at
it was just like this.
[20:29] (Flashback) ryu
Yeah, right!
[20:29] (Flashback) io
You're mistaken!
[20:33] (Flashback) io
This is the worst.
[20:33] (Flashback) ryu
This stinks.
[20:35] (Flashback) gora
Excuse me, sirs.
[20:37] (Flashback) gora
We can dry your uniforms quickly.
[20:39] (Flashback) gora
In the meantime, please, get in the bath.
[20:46] (Flashback) io
What on Earth?
[20:48] (Flashback) ryu
How pushy can you get?
[20:54] (Flashback) io
Not bad at all, huh?
[20:56] (Flashback) ryu
Yeah, pretty good.
[20:57] (Flashback) io
I guess we can agree on some things.
[21:00] (Flashback) ryu
I'm pretty shocked, too.
[21:02] (Flashback) en
Well, I guess they're both in the club.
[21:06] (Flashback) at
Are you okay with that?
[21:07] (Flashback) both
Yeah!
[21:09] en
In retrospect, I'm grateful
for that splash of water.
[21:12] at
Without that, they might have
never spoken to each other again.
[21:17] wom
What's wrong?
[21:19] yu
I'm sorry!
[21:20] yu
The one who splashed you was probably me!
[21:28] (Flashback) yu
The ridge tiles on a bathhouse are
guardian spirits against fire!
[21:31] (Flashback) yu
Thanks for all your help!
[21:34] (Flashback) yu
But we're a natural hot spring,
so there's no danger of fire!
[21:38] (Flashback) yu
Oh well!
[21:40] (Flashback) gora
Yumoto.
[21:43] (Flashback) gora
I need you to wash these
and iron them quickly.
[21:48] (Flashback) yu
Big bro, are these from Binan High School?
[21:52] yu
That's the time you were
talking about, right?
[21:55] yu
I think I need to apologize to you both.
[21:59] ryu
Huh? What?
[22:00] io
We're the ones who should apologize.
[22:02] io
For bringing down the mood in the club room.
[22:04] yu
Not that!
[22:06] yu
Because I was hasty with
the iron, the lining...
[22:14] yu
I'm sorry!
[22:15] ryu
That was you?!
[22:16] io
I always wondered...
[22:18] wom
Now, now.
[22:19] wom
It means you match me! It's premiere!
[22:22] both
I'm not happy about that at all!
[22:25] wom
What did you say?!
[22:27] wom
Love shock!
SIGN A Christmas of Love and Miracles
SIGN Next Time
[24:01] yu
Next time: "A Christmas of
Love and Miracles!"
[24:04] yu
Love Making!
[24:05] ---
7 - A Christmas of Love and Miracles
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[00:00] yu
--
[00:00] both
--
[00:00] both
--
[00:00] wom
--
SIGN Ole! Ramen
SIGN Hijiriya Hitori
SIGN Ole! Ramen
[00:26] man
Here's your ramen!
[00:27] all
Wow!
[00:29] ryu
Looks delicious!
[00:30] yu
Let's eat!
[00:37] wom
Yes!
[00:40] en
Hey, I've been thinking...
[00:43] at
Yes?
[00:44] en
Christmas Eve is coming.
[00:46] en
How about we hold a Chri-pa?
[00:49] all
A Chri-pa?!
[00:51] at
What's going on?
[00:52] at
En-chan, you're usually the one
that hates that stuff the most...
[00:54] en
Well, I was thinking it's important
to engage with the 'mas.
[00:59] yu
Oh, I get it!
[01:00] yu
En-chan-senpai is bursting
with Christmas spirit!
[01:03] yu
I'm so in!
[01:05] yu
And we'll have the party at
Kurotama Bath, of course!
[01:07] en
A Chri-pa with a hot bath, huh?
[01:09] en
Okay, let's do it.
[01:11] yu
Yeah!
[01:12] yu
I'm looking forward to it so much!
[01:15] en
Now, we just have to figure out the food...
[01:19] man
We've got you!
[01:22] yu
Ole! Christmas Ramen?
[01:25] ryu
Wow...
[01:26] ryu
This shop's finally gone down
the Christmas hole too, huh?
[01:28] io
Opportunism is a fundamental
part of doing business.
[01:32] en
This sounds good to me.
[01:34] yu
Got it!
[01:35] yu
Mister, we want a Christmas
ramen delivery on Christmas Eve!
[01:40] yu
Send it to the Kurotama Bath!
[01:42] man
Okay!
[01:45] sei
Ole! I'm back.
[01:47] yu
Huh? Hijiriya-kun?
[01:49] hij
Hey...
[01:50] yu
I see!
[01:51] yu
Is this where you live?
[01:53] at
You know him?
[01:54] yu
He's my classmate, Hijiriya-kun!
[01:57] yu
Bro Gora!
[02:00] go
Oh, welcome back, Yumoto.
[02:02] yu
Hey, can we have a Chri-pa
here on Christmas Eve?
[02:06] go
A Chri-pa?
[02:07] yu
It means "Christmas party"!
[02:09] yu
We're going to gather at Kurotama Bath
[02:11] yu
and have cake
[02:12] yu
and get ramen delivered
[02:14] yu
and exchange presents!
[02:16] yu
Of course, you're invited too!
[02:18] yu
So can we reserve the bath for Christmas Eve?
[02:21] go
Me and Christmas cake...
[02:23] go
Me and ramen delivery...
[02:25] go
Me and exchanging presents...
[02:28] go
Yes, you can.
[02:29] yu
Yeah!
SIGN A Christmas of Love and Miracles
[04:09] haru
It's Christmas, huh?
[04:11] aki
Yeah...
[04:24] (Flashback) haru
Today's Christmas Eve!
[04:26] (Flashback) aki
You think Santa Claus
will bring us a present?
[04:29] (Flashback) haru
I doubt it. He never does.
[04:33] (Flashback) aki
But don't worry!
[04:35] (Flashback) aki
He's our true Santa!
[04:38] (Flashback) haru
Yeah, he is!
[04:40] (Flashback) aki
We don't need Santa...
[04:43] both
We don't need Christmas.
SIGN Ole! Ramen
[04:51] man
It's done.
SIGN Merry Christmas
SIGN Ole! Ramen.
[04:57] hij
Ole.
[04:59] hij
I'm off.
[05:03] kid
Wow, lame.
[05:05] kid
Hey, keep it down.
[05:12] haru
Hey there, Red-Nosed Reindeer.
[05:14] aki
The day you fear and hate most
in the whole year has arrived.
[05:19] both
Christmas Eve!
[05:20] hij
Wh-Who are you two?
[05:22] haru
16 years without a girlfriend.
[05:25] aki
And no friends who like to throw parties.
[05:27] haru
So you spend every Christmas Eve
[05:29] haru
doing nothing but delivering
ramen for your father.
[05:35] haru
And every year hence, forever and ever...
[05:38] aki
Stewing in hatred and resentment
of people happier than you...
[05:41] both
That's how you'll spend this day.
[05:46] aki
Wouldn't you just love...
[05:47] haru
...to get rid of this day?
[05:50] hij
I hate Christmas...
[05:52] hij
I hate Christmas...
[05:54] hij
I wish it would just go away!
[05:56] haru
Then why don't we grant...
[05:58] aki
...that wish of yours?
[05:59] hij
Huh? How?
[06:08] haru
Now we just wait for him to do the rest.
[06:11] aki
We just have to wait...
[06:13] both
...for the moment Christmas dies.
[06:19] both
G-Gora-san!
[06:21] go
Hello there, neighbors.
[06:23] go
Sorry to surprise you from the rooftop.
[06:25] go
Yumoto is holding a Christmas party
today, so I'm hanging decorations.
[06:29] both
Oh, really?
[06:31] go
Well, what about you two?
[06:34] go
Would you like to join us?
[06:40] haru
We were invited!
[06:42] aki
We were invited!
[06:44] haru
We were invited!
[06:45] aki
We were invited!
[06:47] haru
We were invited!
[06:49] aki
We were invited!
[06:51] aki
What to do?
[06:52] haru
What to do?
[06:53] aki
What to do?
[06:53] haru
What to do?
[06:55] both
Invited by the Santa Claus we've longed for!
[07:01] dada
Come along and have dinner!
[07:04] dada
I finished the Christmas gyoza!
[07:07] haru
Sorry, Dadacha.
[07:10] haru
We're going...
[07:11] aki
...to the Chri-pa across the way!
[07:14] both
Later!
[07:16] dada
Wait!
[07:17] dada
What about the monster?
[07:22] both
That's right!
[07:24] both
What do we do?!
[07:25] haru
After we finally got invited...
[07:27] aki
After we finally get to join the ranks
of people satisfied living in reality...
[07:30] haru
At this rate, Christmas...
[07:32] aki
And all people living in
reality across the world...
[07:34] both
...are going to be destroyed!
[07:36] dada
That's right! So—
[07:38] haru
Hey, Dadacha!
[07:40] haru
Where's that monster right now?
[07:42] aki
Find him!
[07:42] haru
And tell him!
[07:44] haru
The plot...
[07:45] aki
...to destroy Christmas
all across the world...
[07:47] both
...is off!
[07:51] en
Well, I think everything's in order.
[07:53] en
Let's have a toast.
[07:55] yu
Okay!
[07:56] wom
By the way, today we're having
"Having a Christmas Toast With You
[08:00] wom
Love Shower Drink."
[08:03] ryu
What's with that oh-so-conspicuous
introduction?
[08:06] wom
This is what we always
toast with at celebrations
[08:09] wom
on #^$, where I was born.''
[08:12] both
Excuse us!
[08:14] ryu
Huh?
[08:15] ryu
Who could that be?
[08:16] at
Were you selling tickets to the party?
[08:18] io
No!
[08:20] both
Hello there!
[08:21] en
Oh, you two.
[08:23] io
The Beppu Brothers?
[08:24] yu
It is!
[08:25] yu
It's Brothers-senpai!
[08:27] ryu
What are you doing here?
[08:28] go
Oh, well, I...
[08:30] haru
Oh, Gora-san!
[08:31] haru
Thank you very much...
[08:33] both
...for inviting us!
[08:35] en
What are super idols doing
here on Christmas Eve?
[08:38] io
It is curious.
[08:40] io
You'd think they would have had other plans.
[08:43] ryu
You can't invite the Beppus just like that.
[08:46] ryu
They're serious idols at our school.
[08:49] ryu
For now.
[08:50] both
For now?!
[08:51] gora
I'm sorry, I didn't realize...
[08:54] haru
Oh, don't worry about it!
[08:56] aki
We did have plans, but...
[08:58] both
We canceled them!
[09:01] en
So you say. But I bet you really
had nothing better to do.
[09:05] yu
So, Brothers-senpai!
[09:07] yu
Why don't you join us in a toast
with our Love Shower Drink?
[09:11] go
Here!
[09:12] both
Yes! Thank you!
[09:14] yu
Well, Brothers-senpai!
[09:16] yu
Please sit here!
[09:19] go
Have a seat here.
[09:20] both
Thank you!
[09:24] en
Good thing I printed a
few extra just in case.
[09:27] en
Here, you can have some.
[09:29] haru
Chri-pa...
[09:31] aki
...schedule?
[09:33] en
Okay, let's get started.
[09:35] en
Merry...
[09:36] all
Christmas!
[09:38] yu
Brothers-senpai, thank you for joining us!
[09:41] yu
Cheers!
[09:45] both
Gora-san! Cheers!
[09:47] gora
Yeah, cheers!
[09:49] yu
Huh?
[09:55] yu
The cake and the Love Shower
Drink are both super delicious!
[09:58] gora
Oh, Yumoto.
[10:00] gora
You got some cream on you.
[10:02] yu
Oh, bro!
[10:03] yu
Thank you!
[10:10] ryu
Hey, Beppu-kuns.
[10:12] ryu
You got cream on you.
[10:15] ryu
What?
[10:16] ryu
Did I do something wrong?
[10:17] yu
Brothers-senpai, feel
free to eat all you like!
[10:21] go
Here you are.
[10:23] both
Yes!
[10:24] both
Thank you!
[10:27] en
Speaking of eating, where's
the Christmas ramen?
[10:29] io
We ordered it for 7:00...
[10:33] haru
I hope Dadacha's handling it...
[10:36] aki
Don't worry.
[10:37] aki
Nothing will happen.
[10:38] haru
We can't let it happen...
[10:40] both
At least, not until we get his present!
SIGN Galaxy Idols VEPPer Most popular songs: You Are a Distant First-Magnitude Star StarTheVEPPer*
[10:49] yu
Senpai, if the ramen's not coming,
we should exchange presents first!
[10:54] yu
I can't wait!
[10:56] aki
What a great idea!
[10:58] haru
Let's do it!
[11:00] en
Guess we'll have to.
[11:02] en
Swapping ramen smile time and
present exchange time, huh?
[11:07] ryu
But exchanging presents
[11:10] ryu
is the highlight of the Chri-pa.
[11:12] ryu
You gotta save the best
part for the end, right?
[11:16] en
He's right.
[11:18] en
Well, let's swap it with the
Christmas song sing-a-long instead.
[11:22] ryu
Yeah! Good idea!
[11:24] yu
Okay...
[11:35] haru
No good?
[11:37] haru
Monster...
[11:39] haru
is coming to town?
[11:44] go
Is something wrong?
[11:47] haru
R-Rather than the sing-a-long...
[11:49] aki
I think Yumoto-kun's right...
[11:51] both
We should exchange presents first!
[11:55] both
Now, quickly!
[11:56] both
Before he comes!
[11:58] at
Who?
[11:59] both
Oh... nothing...
[12:01] en
We don't have a choice.
[12:03] en
If they want it that badly, maybe
doing that first will calm them down.
[12:06] yu
All right!
[12:07] both
Yes!
[12:09] at
There's something strange about those two.
[12:12] io
I wonder if Christmas
makes them a little crazy.
[12:18] en
Okay, let's get started.
[12:20] yu
I'm so excited!
[12:22] both
The only present we want...
[12:24] both
is that one!
[12:26] tawa
Well, then. Christmas present exchange.
[12:29] tawa
Let's start the music.
[12:33] yu
Th-That sound...
[12:36] all
Now?!
[12:38] rein
Even on Christmas Eve, we labor and toil.
[12:41] rein
I come on behalf of all those
forced to work without rest...
[12:44] rein
Ole!
[12:45] rein
I am Red-Nosed Reindeer Monster!
[12:49] yu
Reindeer Monster?
[12:50] ryu
What's he doing here now?
[12:56] en
Hey, what do we do?
[12:58] ryu
We definitely can't transform here...
[13:01] at
I wish these monsters could
time their appearances better.
[13:04] yu
Seriously!
[13:05] io
What do we do?
[13:07] wom
Since there are people here right now,
[13:09] wom
you'll just have to transform outside.
[13:12] rein
Hey!
[13:14] rein
Are you guys ignoring me?
[13:17] go
It really is a reindeer!
[13:22] rein
Huh?
[13:24] go
Here, have some.
[13:27] rein
Oh...
[13:28] rein
Thanks?
[13:29] haru
Oh, dear...
[13:30] haru
What do we do?
[13:31] aki
There's only one thing to do.
[13:34] both
We'll have to let them beat him!
[13:37] at
But how do we get out of here?
[13:40] yu
We could all say we gotta pee!
[13:42] en
It would seem unnatural for us
all to do that at the same time.
[13:45] ryu
What about brushing our teeth, then?
[13:47] io
Even more unnatural!
[13:48] haru
That's it!
[13:50] haru
You all just had cake...
[13:53] aki
So why don't you go over there...
[13:54] both
...and brush your teeth?
[13:56] yu
Huh?
[13:57] yu
That might let us all brush our
teeth in the most natural way!
[14:00] wom
Then take the invitation
and get going already!
[14:03] mon
Hold on a minute!
[14:05] mon
You want to shove all the work
on me and run off, do you?
[14:10] mon
I won't let you have all the fun
on Christmas Eve without me!
[14:15] yu
No, it's not like that!
[14:16] mon
Oh, yes it is!
[14:19] mon
Stupid Christmas Eve!
[14:21] mon
Stupid Christmas parties!
[14:23] mon
You get to have fun toasts and
eat cake and exchange presents...
[14:27] mon
and gaze at each other
in a nice restaurant
[14:29] mon
with a beautiful night view and
a champagne glass in one hand...
[14:32] mon
Then you flash the girl your hotel room keys
[14:35] mon
and say "I got us a room"
[14:37] mon
and then go up in the elevator together
[14:40] mon
and then... and then...
[14:42] mon
So lucky!!
[14:44] en
What is that reindeer talking about?
[14:47] at
No idea.
[14:48] io
Well, it's a reindeer-eat-reindeer
world out there.
[14:51] io
He probably has a lot of troubles.
[14:53] at
Wait, are reindeer carnivores or herbivores?
[14:56] mon
We're omnivores with a
strong herbivorous bent!
[14:59] mon
But that's not the point!
[15:00] mon
I'm trying to tell you that
[15:02] mon
while you're happily
enjoying yourselves here,
[15:04] mon
there are people out there working
their antlers off! You hear me?
[15:07] mon
On Christmas, all the
reindeer in the world...
[15:11] go
Yes!
[15:12] go
The reindeer bring presents
to people all over the world!
[15:15] go
You truly do magnificent work.
[15:18] go
Want another drink?
[15:21] go
I'll bring it to you.
[15:23] mon
Well, don't trouble yourself...
[15:30] haru
I know!
[15:31] haru
Why don't we close our eyes for no reason?
[15:35] aki
What a good idea!
[15:38] en
Huh?
[15:39] en
Those guys just started
meditating or something...
[15:43] at
That's weird.
[15:44] yu
But that gives us our chance to transform!
[15:47] sign
That's right!
[15:47] wom
That's right!
SIGN Time to Love Making!!
[15:48] wom
Time to Love Making!
[15:52] yu
Love Making!
[15:55] mon
Hey, you twins!
[15:57] mon
Are you trying to close your eyes to the
fact that I'm working on Christmas Eve?
[16:03] yu
Oh...
[16:04] wom
Drat.
[16:05] wom
We almost had it!
[16:07] go
I'm sorry for the wait.
[16:09] go
Take one.
[16:09] mon
Th-Thanks...
[16:11] haru
Darn it.
[16:13] haru
We managed to create our
most annoying monster yet.
[16:16] aki
But unless the Defense Club beats him...
[16:20] both
We won't be able to exchange presents!
[16:23] yu
Oh, what's with this feeling
of unrealized anticipation?!
[16:25] yu
I wanna exchange presents already!
[16:27] io
Then we need to defeat the monster first!
[16:31] wom
Let's brainstorm ideas for how
you can leave and transform!
[16:35] ryu
I know.
[16:36] ryu
What if one of us pretends
to have stomach pain,
[16:38] ryu
and the others take him to the hospital?
[16:41] yu
Great idea! I'll play the sick one.
[16:44] en
But I doubt the twins will buy it...
[16:47] wom
We'll just have to try it!
[16:50] wom
Action, I say!
[16:52] yu
Oh, how awful!
[16:55] yu
It hurts!
[16:56] yu
My stomach does hurt so much!
[16:59] ryu
Yumoto!!!
[17:00] ryu
Are you okay?!?
[17:02] haru
What is this?
[17:03] haru
Yumoto-kun, your stomach hurts, you say?
[17:06] aki
That is truly awful!
[17:08] both
You must take him to the
hospital immediately!
[17:10] en
They bought it?
[17:12] at
Are you kidding me?
[17:12] both
Come on, everyone!
[17:14] both
This way!
[17:15] go
Wait, Yumoto!
[17:17] go
I made your big brother's
special tummy tonic.
[17:21] yu
I know, but I need to go to the hospital...
[17:24] go
Yumoto.
[17:25] go
Ah!
[17:27] yu
Ah...
[17:30] en
I wish he'd butt out.
[17:32] io
No kidding.
[17:34] mon
Hey, you guys!
[17:36] mon
What kind of stupid fake
performance was that?
[17:40] yu
Well, it's all your fault, Mr. Reindeer!
[17:44] yu
You're ruining our Chri-pa!
[17:46] both
That's right!
[17:48] haru
After so long, we got invited to a Chri-pa...
[17:50] aki
With that man...
[17:52] both
...we've always admired!
[17:54] aki
Um, the point is...
[17:56] haru
Because of you, a dream we've
held since childhood...
[17:59] both
Is down the drain!
[18:01] mon
H-How could you...
[18:03] mon
You're telling me all you care about
is whether you get to have fun?
[18:08] mon
Isn't it that selfish attitude
[18:10] mon
that has turned Christmas
Eve into the circus it is?
[18:14] mon
Listen.
[18:15] mon
Your happiness always comes
on the back of someone else.
[18:15] ryu
Oh boy, they got him going again.
[18:19] mon
Behind all the fun you're having,
[18:21] mon
there's always someone working their
fingers to the bone and crying!
[18:24] mon
You could never understand the
suffering and sorrow we go through!
[18:28] all
Huh?
[18:29] mon
And yet no one ever stops to thank you.
[18:32] mon
They just complain that you're
late, that the food is cold...
[18:35] mon
What do I even do it for?
[18:38] mon
You know, I... I...
[18:41] mon
I want a Chri-pa, too!
[18:43] yu
Then have one!
[18:45] yu
You can join us, Mr. Reindeer.
[18:48] yu
When things get bad, you
should try to join in the fun!
[18:52] mon
I can... join in the fun?
[18:54] yu
Yeah.
[18:55] yu
You can have a fun Chri-pa with us!
[18:59] mon
Me, at a Chri-pa?
[19:01] mon
Me, having fun?
[19:04] gora
Come along.
[19:06] both
So nice!
[19:09] mon
Thank you so much!
[19:12] mon
Ole!
[19:12] mon
I'll enjoy the Chri-pa!
[19:14] yu
That's the way!
[19:19] taw
It's time for the Chri-pa highlight
you've all been waiting for,
[19:22] taw
the present exchange.
[19:24] yu
Yeah!
[19:28] aki
At last!
[19:30] haru
Yes...
[19:31] taw
Now, everyone.
[19:32] taw
Fetch your presents.
[19:34] yu
Right!
[19:35] taw
Now, let us begin.
[19:38] taw
Start the music!
[19:52] taw
Stop.
[19:57] mon
Ole!
[19:58] mon
My first ever present...
[20:02] at
I see.
[20:04] at
I get it.
[20:05] at
That's why he did it...
[20:11] en
That was some Chri-pa.
[20:14] ryu
Yeah, it was something.
[20:16] io
"Something" may be the
only way to describe it.
[20:20] yu
I really had a ton of fun!
[20:23] yu
My brother was really happy, too!
[20:26] en
By the way, what presents did you get?
[20:29] io
I got this from Yumoto.
[20:31] yu
Yeah, that's a Wom-san,
made from Wom-san's fur!
[20:36] ryu
This is the Christmas ramen that
Reindeer Monster had with him.
[20:40] ryu
Though the noodles have gotten soggy
and soaked up all the broth...
[20:43] en
I got that.
[20:45] ryu
Oh, that's from me!
[20:47] ryu
It's a blizzard rose that never wilts!
[20:49] en
Hey, anybody want this?
[20:53] io
What about you, Kinugawa-senpai?
[20:56] at
I got this!
[20:58] yu
It's from the student council!
[20:59] en
Yeah, they sent it to the
Defense Club yesterday.
[21:02] io
Seeing the three of them
dressed up like Santa...
[21:04] ryu
They must be having a good time over there.
[21:08] at
Looks like it!
[21:10] io
By the way, what about the Beppu Brothers?
[21:13] haru
This happiness, we must...
[21:16] aki
...share it between us.
[21:18] both
Because that's what Christmas is all about!
[21:21] haru
Yes.
[21:21] haru
This is...
[21:22] aki
What we've longed for for so long...
[21:25] both
Gora-san's warmth!
[21:27] yu
I got this!
[21:29] yu
It's a hand-knitted sweater
from the Brothers!
[21:32] yu
It's nice and warm!
[21:34] en
Hand-knitted? That's kind of stalker-ish.
[21:36] at
And there's a heart on it...
[21:38] wom
By the way, I was so busy playing the music,
[21:42] wom
I forgot to join the game!
[21:45] en
That's right. What happened to that monster?
[21:47] ryu
He got the candy-filled Christmas
stocking from Kinugawa-senpai
[21:51] ryu
and left looking really happy.
[21:53] io
I don't think we've ever let a monster
get away without turning him back before.
[21:58] yu
But I just couldn't bring myself
to attack him like that!
[22:02] yu
He was having so much fun!
[22:04] en
Well, that's all right.
[22:06] en
Everyone's happy.
[22:08] en
And it's Christmas Eve.
[22:09] at
Yeah.
[22:11] io
I guess Christmas really
does make people crazy.
[22:14] wom
Yes!
[22:15] wom
It's a Christmas Eve miracle!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Love is Like the Snow
[24:02] en
Next time: Love is Like the Snow.
[24:04] en
Love Making!
[24:06] ---
8 - Love is Like the Snow
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[00:00] mon
--
[00:00] sign
--
[00:00] all
--
[00:00] both
--
[00:09] en
I never knew Yumoto's brother made soba.
[00:13] at
So he can do more than just chop wood.
[00:15] yu
Yeah!
[00:17] yu
Today we'll eat Gora's
hand-made New Year's soba,
[00:20] yu
then listen to the New Year's bell
[00:21] yu
and make our first shrine visit
of the new year together!
[00:23] yu
Then we'll watch the first sunrise
[00:26] yu
and eat our New Year's feast together...
[00:29] yu
I'm looking forward to it so much!
[00:32] en
What are you talking about?
[00:33] en
Once I'm out of this bath, I'm
eating soba and heading home.
[00:36] at
Same here.
[00:37] yu
Huh? Senpais, you're just going home?
[00:40] io
I'm going, too.
[00:41] io
For the New Year, I always visit a shrine
to Benzaiten to pray for my stocks to go up.
[00:45] ryu
I'm going to the daruma fair with some girls.
[00:48] at
The daruma fair?
[00:49] ryu
We were supposed to go snowboarding,
[00:52] ryu
but it's so cold it got to be
more trouble than it was worth.
[00:54] en
Speaking of which, didn't we have plans
to go skiing during winter break?
[00:59] io
Yes.
[01:00] io
Though sadly we had to cancel because Yumoto
[01:03] io
couldn't save up enough allowance.
[01:05] yu
I tried really hard,
[01:08] yu
but I just couldn't seem to save it up!
[01:10] at
What is your allowance, anyway?
[01:12] yu
500 yen per month!
[01:13] all
Are you a child?!
SIGN Love is Like the Snow
[02:57] yu
Everyone's going home after the soba...
[02:59] yu
it's gonna be a lonely New Year...
[03:01] en
What's the big deal?
[03:03] en
Go on your first shrine visit with Gora.
[03:05] at
That's right.
[03:06] at
Make it a brother thing.
[03:07] ryu
Yeah!
[03:09] ryu
Wouldn't that be a nice way
to kick off the year, Yumoto?
[03:12] yu
Just me and Gora?
[03:16] yu
Yeah, good idea!
[03:17] yu
Okay!
[03:18] yu
Then after we eat the soba,
[03:20] yu
me and my bro will go for
our first shrine visit...
[03:22] yu
and watch the first sunrise
of the New Year together!
[03:24] haru
What?
[03:26] haru
Yumoto doesn't just get to eat
Gora-san's New Year's soba...
[03:29] aki
...he gets to spend the first shrine visit
and first sunrise of the New Year alone with him?
[03:32] haru
Such an active and marvelous New Year.
[03:34] haru
We will...
[03:35] both
...never let it happen!
[03:41] (Flashback) haru
He doesn't get the day off
off, even on New Year?
[03:44] (Flashback) aki
The Andromeda calendar isn't like Japan's.
[03:49] (Flashback) aki
Let's watch CIDE and wait, Haru.
SIGN Due to a cosmic storm, your scheduled programming will not be seen today
[03:52] ann
Due to a cosmic storm, your scheduled
programming will not be seen today.
[03:57] ann
Andromeda Ramen Battle!!
[03:58] [SONG] sign
Andromeda Ramen Battle!!
[04:02] (Flashback) haru
You're kidding me!
[04:03] (Flashback) haru
How can the broadcast be canceled?
[04:08] dada
Hey, you two.
[04:09] dada
Could you help me get ready
for the mochi-pounding?
[04:11] dada
It's really hard doing it alone!
[04:13] haru
Dadacha.
[04:14] haru
We'll do the mochi-pounding later.
[04:17] haru
First, we're going to ruin
their New Year's soba!
[04:21] haru
Then we're going to unveil the special New
Year's gift we've been holding in reserve!
SIGN Tomorrow's Weather
[04:27] man
It'll be cold, but clear
skies all over Japan.
[04:30] yu
Hey, the Pink Song Battle is about to start!
[04:35] en
What are you talking about?
[04:37] en
On New Year's Eve,
[04:39] en
you have to watch "Classic Japanese
Melodies to End the Year."
[04:41] ryu
Huh?
[04:43] ryu
Don't you watch the "Don't Get Mad" series?
[04:46] ryu
It's ending this year, you know!
SIGN The World Ham Walk
[04:49] at
No, on New Year's Eve you're
supposed to put in a DVD!
[04:52] io
No, since the markets are closed for the day,
[04:55] io
my New Year's tradition is getting
fired up watching martial arts!
[05:05] wom
Earth New Year's Eve is filled with
so many different kinds of love!
SIGN Gokaku Cram School
SIGN Jinzou Makoto
[05:19] kid
This spring, we'll be in art school!
[05:21] kid
We just have to buckle down
for New Year's, that's all.
[05:23] kid
We've gotta get into college
on our first try, right?
[05:32] aki
Haru.
[05:33] aki
I see a good one.
[05:34] haru
Yeah.
[05:40] haru
Hey, Senpai.
[05:42] kid
Senpai?
[05:43] haru
Yes, we're students at Binan
High School, just like you.
[05:48] kid
Oh... r-really?
[05:51] aki
Although we have very little in
common with a 23-year-old senpai
[05:55] aki
who's spent five years failing
to get accepted into college.
[05:59] kid
H-How did you know that?
[06:01] haru
Senpai, really.
[06:03] haru
You think "I'm actually a genius
who will change the world"
[06:08] haru
or something, don't you?
[06:10] haru
Yet they won't acknowledge your
genius, so you just continue failing.
[06:17] haru
Even your parents are fed up with you.
[06:18] haru
You borrow money to go to cram schools with
no hope of ever paying back your debts.
[06:23] aki
And yet you think it's all the fault of the
people refusing to accept you into college.
[06:29] kid
Yeah, that's right!
[06:31] kid
It's not my fault I've been
rejected for five years!
[06:34] kid
The university people just don't
appreciate my shining art talent!
[06:38] kid
If I keep failing, my debts
will just keep snowballing...
[06:42] kid
I'm never going to escape this winter.
[06:47] haru
So, why not show them that shining talent?
[06:50] aki
You want to draw
[06:52] aki
an incredible picture that will
change the whole world, don't you?
[07:02] ryu
We gotta watch Classic Japanese
Melodies for New Year's, huh?
[07:04] io
We decided with rock paper
scissors. What can you do?
[07:07] en
His vibrato is the best.
[07:12] ryu
After we eat, I'm going home.
[07:14] ryu
Yumoto, when's the soba coming?
[07:15] yu
Bro Gora just put it in the
water, so it'll be done soon!
[07:18] yu
Is this kotatsu a little cold?
[07:21] at
I'm gonna get a chill from the bath.
[07:22] wom
Then let's set it to maximum!
[07:26] io
The heater doesn't seem to
be working well, either.
[07:29] ryu
Here's what I do at times like this!
[07:31] ryu
Toasty!
[07:32] yu
Hey, that's ours!
[07:34] yu
Bro Gora's gonna be so mad!
SIGN Do Not Remove
Kurotama Bath
[07:36] yu
It says "Do not remove"!
[07:39] ryu
Then how about this?
[07:42] all
Toasty!
[07:44] gora
Yumoto, it's done.
[07:46] yu
Yeah!
[07:47] gora
I'll bring the stew by later.
[07:49] gora
Eat them before they get soggy, everyone.
[07:51] all
Let's eat!
[07:54] haru
Here's your first mission...
[07:56] both
Snowman Monster!
[08:11] yu
What happened?
[08:12] io
It seems to be a power outage.
[08:15] haru
Hey, the power went out
before we even did anything.
[08:18] en
Yumoto, where's the flashlight?
[08:20] yu
I'm looking for it!
[08:22] ryu
That's my leg!
[08:24] at
That's my head!
[08:25] io
Really.
[08:26] io
This is why you should have a disaster
readiness kit, just in case.
[08:34] yu
Hey, it's back on!
[08:36] yu
Great!
[08:37] en
Not great.
[08:39] en
The song is over.
[08:41] at
Too bad, huh, En-chan?
[08:43] io
Anyway, let's eat our soba before the
power goes out again, then get going.
[08:49] io
They're soggy...
[08:52] aki
They used that power outage to
take the wind out of our sails!
[08:55] haru
Even more unforgivable!
[08:57] both
Go, Snowman Monster!
[09:03] mon
The land is my canvas!
[09:05] mon
I'll paint it in my image!
[09:15] mon
My canvas!
[09:18] man
Thank you very much!
[09:19] dragon
On New Year's, eat mochi, mochi, mochi!
[09:20] en
Okay,
[09:21] en
I'd better get going.
[09:23] en
Thanks for the meal, Yumoto.
[09:25] at
I think I'll head home, too.
[09:27] yu
Huh?
[09:27] yu
You're really leaving?
[09:29] io
It's about time for me, too.
[09:31] ryu
And me.
[09:33] all
Well, see you!
[09:35] all
Have a happy New Year!
[09:37] en
Huh?
[09:39] en
It won't open!
[09:42] ryu
Yumoto.
[09:43] ryu
Did you lock the door so we couldn't leave?
[09:45] yu
Of course not!
[09:51] en
What's with all this snow?
[09:52] at
It wasn't coming down at all before...
[09:55] io
And the weather forecast said it would
be clear skies all over the country...
[10:01] aki
They won't be able to get out.
[10:03] haru
Now we'll send them the present
we've been holding onto.
[10:06] haru
Snowman Monster, third mission!
[10:13] io
Looks like we'll be having
New Year's at Yumoto's house.
[10:16] at
Yeah, there's just too much snow.
[10:20] yu
Ten seconds to the new year!
[10:24] yu
Five!
[10:25] yu
Four!
[10:26] yu
Three!
[10:27] yu
Two!
[10:28] yu
One!
[10:29] yu
Happy New Year!
[10:35] snow
Happy Snow Year!
[10:37] yu
A snowman!
[10:41] mon
I'm Snowman Monster!
[10:43] mon
To celebrate the new year,
I'll paint you in my image!
[10:46] en
Close the freaking window,
it's cold out there!
[10:48] ryu
Yeah, c'mon.
[10:49] ryu
It's cold.
[10:51] mon
Hey!
[10:52] mon
A monster just showed up!
[10:54] mon
Come on!
[10:54] mon
Stand up and fight!
[10:56] en
Can't you give us New Year's off?
[10:57] at
There's no way we can fight
in this cold. No way.
[11:00] ryu
I can't leave the kotatsu.
[11:01] ryu
I will not.
[11:02] yu
Wom-san's all curled up
under the kotatsu, too!
[11:05] io
Working the New Year's
holiday demands a pay bump.
[11:08] io
And it's currently midnight,
[11:09] io
so we'd need a late night bonus, too...
[11:12] mon
Oh no!
[11:13] wom
Don't go to any trouble.
[11:15] en
Then it's settled.
[11:16] en
We're taking the holiday off.
[11:18] at
It's decided.
[11:21] all
Cheers!
[11:24] aki
I bet they've all been
turned into snowmen by now.
[11:29] haru
Take that, Yumoto!
[11:31] haru
Take that, Defense Club!
[11:33] dada
Go on, eat your New Year's stew!
[11:36] mon
I can't tell them I went
home without getting them to fight me...
[11:41] mon
What do I do?!
SIGN Beppu Akihiko Born August 21st Blood Type AB / Leo Hobbies: Calligraphy, Flute Likes: Rice balls
[12:00] dada
First calligraphy of the year, and...
[12:02] dada
New Year's decorations?
[12:04] haru
The new year must be greeted with beauty.
[12:06] aki
I'm writing our New Year's resolutions.
[12:10] mon
What do I do? What do I do?
[12:12] mon
I know.
[12:13] mon
I'll get them before they realize...
[12:17] gora
"I never know how to write
the 'Yu' in 'Yufuin.'"
[12:20] at
Here!
[12:21] all
He's so fast!
[12:22] en
He got another one!
[12:24] at
En-chan, you still only have three?
[12:26] en
So what if I do?
[12:27] yu
I've got three, too!
[12:29] ryu
I haven't gotten a single card yet.
[12:32] ryu
I'm a shoo-in for the punishment.
[12:33] wom
As am I.
[12:35] wom
It's the short arms that do it.
[12:38] io
So the third member
[12:40] io
of the designated shopper team will
either be Yufuin-senpai or Yumoto.
[12:50] gora
Hakone's—
[12:51] all
Me! Me me me!
[12:56] gora
—feels good.
[12:56] yu
I did it!
[12:59] at
So the punishment falls
to En, Ryuu, and Wom-san.
[13:04] yu
Hey, bad news!
[13:06] yu
Mr. Tawarayama's frozen over!
[13:10] en
Hey.
[13:11] ryu
Yeah?
[13:12] en
What's the deal with dominos?
[13:15] en
They make no sense.
[13:17] ryu
In the end, you just knock them all over.
[13:19] ryu
I don't get the motivation behind it.
[13:22] wom
The enjoyment comes
[13:23] wom
from the thrill of accomplishment at
seeing something through together—
[13:27] en
Yeah, there's none.
[13:29] ryu
Speaking of, I don't get the motivation for
being on those male cheer squads, either.
[13:33] ryu
They're supposed to be encouraging people!
[13:34] en
Yeah, guys in big jackets clapping on a
3-3-7 beat doesn't really do it for me.
[13:39] wom
It's a tradition overflowing
with manly spirit,
[13:41] wom
the bonds of male friendship,
[13:43] wom
and other such wonderful...
[13:45] mon
If they won't fight me, I'll
bring the fight to them!
[13:57] ryu
Speaking of things I don't understand,
what's with the way girls go shopping?
[14:04] yu
One, and... two!
[14:07] yu
I win!
[14:09] at
I'm so sick of this.
[14:11] io
We've done karuta, fukuwarai,
and top-spinning.
[14:14] io
This is the game we're stuck with.
[14:16] en
Skipping makes no sense to me, either.
[14:18] ryu
Yeah, I hear you!
[14:20] ryu
You just bounce up and down,
barely moving forward at all!
[14:24] en
It also makes you more
likely to trip and fall.
[14:26] wom
I think it's a full-body expression of that
[14:29] wom
whoop-de-doo, pitter-patter,
zing-zing feeling in your heart!
[14:33] en
Whoop-de-doo, pitter-patter, zing-zing...
[14:36] en
I haven't had a lot of that lately.
[14:38] ryu
Same.
[14:39] ryu
It's all been hurgh and brrr for me lately.
[14:42] mon
If you want whoop-de-doo,
pitter-patter, zing-zing that bad,
[14:45] mon
I'll give it to you!
[14:47] mon
Snow, snow, snow, blizzard!
[14:53] ryu
Senpai!
[14:54] ryu
Skipping is great, huh?
[14:56] ryu
Even though it's a blizzard,
I'm having tons of fun!
[14:58] en
Yeah!
[14:59] en
Why did I reject it for so long?
[15:02] en
It's a crime that only kids do it!
[15:04] wom
I feel utterly whoop-de-doo,
pitter-patter, zing-zing!
[15:08] mon
The attack's not working at all!
[15:10] mon
In that case, time for the "Slip and Fall in the Snow
[15:13] mon
That Encompasses College Entrance
Exam-Takers Nationwide" Attack!
[15:19] en
It's slippery here.
[15:20] en
Be careful.
[15:45] ryu
I haven't had a pitter-patter zing-zing
feeling like this in a while.
[15:48] en
Yeah,
[15:49] en
I guess we used to do stuff
like that every day, huh?
[15:53] yu
Senpai!
[15:55] yu
Let's go!
[15:59] at
I'm starting to forget which
side got the punishment.
[16:04] at
You know?
[16:04] io
Yes.
[16:07] yu
I did it!
[16:09] at
Yeah, you did!
[16:10] io
Then let me show you what
happens when I get serious!
[16:18] gora
Hey, you're all playing!
[16:22] gora
Hey now, big brother's going
to get serious now, too!
SIGN Get within five meters of Gora-san.
SIGN Make eye contact with Gora-san five times.
[16:32] aki
This is a true ward against evil.
[16:37] gora
Why, you!
[16:39] both
That voice!
[16:50] haru
That sweater!
[16:51] aki
That's the Gora-san sweater
we stayed up all night
[16:55] aki
knitting for Gora-san!
[16:57] both
Unforgivable!
[16:59] haru
What is that Snowman Monster doing?
[17:02] dada
What's all the fuss?
[17:04] aki
Dadacha, call Snowman
Monster back here at once!
[17:07] dada
G-Got it!
[17:11] en
Why is it totally clear here?
[17:13] ryu
It looks like the snow clouds are completely
focused on the Kurotama Bath area.
[17:17] wom
Just a day into the new year and
things are already getting strange...
[17:22] mon
I couldn't beat them.
[17:24] mon
I suppose it's time for an artful suicide...
[17:26] dada
What are you doing here?!
[17:28] dada
Get back there and fight them!
[17:30] at
That was surprising.
[17:32] at
Io, you know a lot about building igloos.
[17:34] yu
I'm surprised you knew how
to stack up the blocks!
[17:38] io
To be honest, when I was a child,
[17:41] io
I was known as "Igloo Maker Naru."
[17:44] ryu
We're back!
[17:46] ryu
Hey, an igloo!
[17:47] yu
Igloo Maker Naru gave it his all!
[17:51] yu
Okay, everyone get inside!
[17:54] yu
Huh?
[18:02] mon
My leg!
[18:03] mon
It hurts, darn it!
[18:06] at
What now?
[18:07] en
We told you, we're not working today.
[18:11] mon
If you won't fight...
[18:15] mon
Then I'll destroy the igloo you built
[18:17] mon
and make it into a snowman!
[18:20] yu
You can't!
[18:21] yu
Igloo Maker Naru worked hard on that!
[18:24] mon
Then fight me!
[18:26] wom
You have no choice!
[18:27] wom
It's the first Love Making of the new year!
[18:31] yu
Love Making!
[18:37] yu
The Sparkling Prince!
[18:40] yu
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[18:43] en
The Flashing Prince!
[18:44] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[18:47] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[18:49] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[18:52] io
The Roaring Prince!
[18:54] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[18:57] ryu
The Thrilling Prince!
[18:59] ryu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[19:01] en
This love-filled planet will
not abide those who lack love!
[19:05] ryu
Those who wield loveless
power must kneel before love!
[19:09] io
Love is power!
[19:10] io
Love is hope!
[19:12] atsu
Be born for love!
[19:14] atsu
Give your life for love!
[19:16] yu
Love!
[19:16] yu
We are, forever, the heirs
to the throne of love...
[19:20] five
Battle Lovers!
[19:21] yu
Feel the power...
[19:23] five
Of love!
[19:27] mon
You could never understand...
[19:29] mon
How it feels to keep rolling like a snowball,
[19:32] mon
then to melt without ever seeing spring.
[19:35] mon
The same thing, year after year...
[19:39] mon
The feelings of a snowman
[19:42] mon
who can never escape winter...
[19:47] yu
But everyone loves snowmen.
[19:50] yu
They make our hearts feel
like warm and toasty spring.
[19:53] mon
Warm and toasty spring?
[19:55] yu
As long as you live in everyone's hearts,
[19:58] yu
even a snowman can see spring.
[20:02] mon
I can see spring, too?
[20:05] yu
True Love Fountain!
[20:20] yu
Love is over!
[20:27] yu
Hey, it really was sunny
out, just like spring!
[20:31] wom
When it's New Year, spring's not far away!
[20:34] yu
Getting to spend both New Year's Eve
and New Year's Day with you guys
[20:36] yu
and my brother is a great
sign of things to come!
[20:39] yu
I'm so grateful to that monster!
[20:41] both
What?!
[20:43] haru
Even looking on the bright
side has its limits!
[20:45] haru
Being grateful for a monster?!
[20:47] aki
What have we been doing wrong?
[20:50] aki
No...
[20:50] aki
the real question is, what
is wrong with Hakone Yumoto?
[20:53] aki
If even this doesn't get the point through...
SIGN Lucky
Sweet Sake
Free
[21:01] yu
It's hot!
[21:02] yu
But delicious!
[21:04] en
I don't know how you can drink that.
[21:06] en
You can still taste the rice
grains. I can't stand it.
[21:08] ryu
Same here!
[21:09] ryu
Senpai, we're pretty in sync this year!
[21:11] en
No, we're not.
[21:14] at
So, En-chan, what did you wish for?
[21:18] en
For the kind of year where I
can spend every day skipping.
[21:21] at
Huh?
[21:27] ryu
That's the guy...
[21:29] io
I hope he finds his spring this year.
[21:43] yu
Brothers-senpai!
[21:44] yu
Happy New Year!
[21:45] haru
How dense can you get?
[21:47] aki
How have you not realized it?
[21:49] yu
Realized what?
[21:50] haru
Don't play dumb!
[21:52] haru
We're the ones who have been
sending monsters after you!
[21:57] aki
Don't you get it yet?
[21:59] aki
We, the brothers, are...
[22:09] both
The twin stars shining in the heavens!
[22:11] haru
Salty Sol!
[22:13] aki
Melty Luna!
[22:16] both
Galaxy Idols: The VEPPer!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN The Chemical Substance of Love
[23:54] ryu
Next time: "The Chemical Substance
of Love!"
[23:57] ryu
Love Making!
[23:58] ---
9 - The Chemical Substance of Love
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[00:00] en
--
[00:00] wom
--
[00:00] yu
--
[00:00] sign
--
[00:07] haru
Dammit...
[00:09] both
Damn that Defense Club!
[00:11] (Flashback) aki
How have you not realized it?
[00:13] (Flashback) yu
Realized what?
[00:15] (Flashback) haru
Don't play dumb!
[00:16] (Flashback) haru
We're the ones who have been
sending monsters after you!
[00:22] (Flashback) aki
Don't you get it yet?
[00:23] (Flashback) aki
We, the brothers, are...
[00:26] (Flashback) both
Galaxy Idols: The VEPPer!
[00:33] haru
They've ignored us since New Year...
[00:36] haru
that's a month and a half!
[00:38] aki
Unforgivable.
[00:39] aki
We revealed our secret...
[00:41] aki
we gave them the shock
of a lifetime, and yet...
[00:45] haru
We identified ourselves explicitly,
SIGN Grr grr grr grr
[00:47] haru
yet they didn't say a
single word in response...
[00:49] haru
Are they mocking us?!
[00:51] aki
What they're doing isn't even mocking us.
[00:54] aki
I think they don't even care about us at all.
[00:57] haru
Unforgivable!
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[01:00] yu
Oh yeah!
[01:01] yu
Did you know?
[01:03] yu
Tomorrow's Valentine's Day!
[01:05] en
Oh, I totally forgot.
SIGN Oden
Warm and Fluffy!
[01:07] en
But I'm sure Atsushi will
be giving me something.
[01:09] at
Something? You mean chocolate, right?
[01:12] at
Speaking of forgetting things,
[01:15] at
are you sure we shouldn't be doing
something about the Beppu Brothers?
[01:18] ryu
Yeah, they were all...
[01:20] ryu
"Galaxy Idol the VEPPer,"
or something, right?
[01:25] io
We've ignored them for a month and a half.
[01:27] io
It's a little late to comment on it now.
[01:29] yu
I'm just glad we know where
the monsters are coming from!
[01:34] at
Yeah, that's true.
[01:36] wom
That the Beppu Brothers are creating monsters
[01:39] wom
is an alarming problem in itself!
[01:41] en
Yeah, those two don't really seem
like the type to just drop it...
SIGN The Chemical Substance of Love
[03:29] yu
What's with those helicopters?
[03:31] gora
They seem to be carrying chocolate.
[03:33] yu
Wow!
[03:34] yu
They're getting that much chocolate?
[03:37] haru
Another year, another
enormous pile of chocolate.
[03:40] aki
Eating it all would be fatal.
[03:43] aki
Finding ways to dispose of it all
every year is not an easy task.
[03:45] yu
Galaxy Idols The VEPPer sure are a cut above!
[03:49] gora
Galaxy Idols?
[03:50] yu
Yeah, that's what they called themselves!
[03:55] yu
Bro?
[03:57] gora
Oh, Yumoto.
[03:59] gora
I made chocolate breakfast gruel.
[04:03] yu
Wow! Great!
[04:05] yu
Looks delicious!
[04:07] gora
You should eat it while it's still hot.
[04:09] gora
It's got barley and rice.
[04:10] yu
Thanks, Bro!
[04:15] aki
That's the Gora we know.
[04:17] aki
Barley chocolate is delicious.
[04:19] aki
That means chocolate barley rice
gruel must be delicious, too.
[04:23] haru
Dammit!
[04:23] haru
I want it!
[04:25] haru
If not for Hakone Yumoto...
[04:29] aki
Why don't we get rid of him?
[04:31] aki
They've ignored us for a month and a half...
[04:35] haru
This time, at last, we'll
settle things with them.
[04:39] dada
Yeah!
[04:40] dada
Let's beat 'em!
[04:41] both
Valentine's Day will be the
day Hakone Yumoto dies.
[04:51] ryu
Io, did you bring any paper bags?
[04:53] ryu
I'll probably get more by
the time school's over.
[04:55] ryu
I can't carry it all.
[04:57] io
I thought this might happen, so I
arranged for a truck to come by.
[05:01] io
I'll send you the bill later, of course.
[05:03] ryu
That's the Io I know!
[05:05] ryu
Just find a way to get
me out of the bill, okay?
[05:07] ryu
I'll give you chocolate!
SIGN Io
[05:10] io
I'm getting plenty of chocolate from
the candy companies I own stock in.
[05:15] io
But I'll take it, if you're offering.
[05:18] ryu
I wonder if you'll be the one ending
up with the most chocolate.
[05:24] en
This is delicious!
[05:25] at
Right?
[05:26] at
I tried to cut back on
the sweetness this year.
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[05:35] yu
You mean it just showed up?
[05:38] at
It looks like very expensive wrapping.
[05:40] ryu
Yeah...
[05:42] io
The message is handwritten, too.
[05:44] en
Who's it addressed to?
[05:46] wom
Anyway, why don't we open it?
[05:48] wom
There might be a letter or something inside!
[05:51] en
Are you sure we should be doing this?
[05:52] yu
I'm sure!
[05:54] yu
I wanna eat chocolate!
[06:01] en
What?
[06:02] en
So it's to all of us?
[06:04] io
The cards are hand-written, and
the bouquets are all different...
[06:08] ryu
But there's none for Wom-san.
[06:10] wom
Yes, that is certainly a shame.
[06:13] en
So what do we do with them?
[06:15] at
Not eat them, that's for sure.
[06:16] at
We don't even know who it's from.
[06:19] ryu
That's right!
[06:21] ryu
We've got plenty of other
stuff to eat anyway.
[06:23] io
And nothing is more terrifying than "free."
[06:26] yu
But that would be rude to the
person who gave it to us!
[06:28] yu
I'm gonna try it!
[06:30] ryu
Idiot! Don't do that!
[06:33] yu
Delicious!
[06:34] yu
This chocolate is really delicious!
[06:37] yu
But...
[06:38] ryu
What's wrong, Yumoto?
[06:42] haru
I bet they're crying about now.
[06:45] aki
They need to learn that life
isn't all wine and roses.
[06:49] haru
You do have a good idea
from time to time, Dadacha.
[06:51] dada
I'm honored by your compliment!
SIGN Dark chocolate
SIGN Endorphins
[06:54] dada
Dark chocolate causes the brain to release
neuropeptides known as endorphins,
SIGN Brain
[07:00] dada
which produce feelings of happiness
and stimulate the mind.
[07:02] dada
At the same time, it also
raises the heart rate.
[07:06] dada
I've fused that with capsicum extract using
my highly advanced scientific technology...
[07:12] dada
If they eat it, they'll end up
so stimulated and high on joy,
[07:16] dada
their combat prowess will be diminshed!
[07:20] dada
And that's how it works!
[07:22] aki
Well, we don't really care about that...
[07:24] haru
But this time, we'll crush the Defense Club!
[07:27] haru
And in the process, rid
ourselves of Hakone Yumoto!
[07:29] aki
That super-spicy chocolate will
be but a minor entertainment
[07:32] aki
before we crush Hakone Yumoto.
[07:34] aki
And we'll drive the rest of the Battle
Lovers to destruction in the process.
[07:37] haru
Yes.
[07:38] haru
We've found a lot of good
monster candidates this time.
[07:47] yu
But I feel kind of excited and good!
[07:51] yu
Time for a cuddlefest!
[07:57] yu
And...
[07:59] yu
I want to cuddle you senpai, too!
[08:02] yu
Senpai...
[08:03] yu
I love you!
[08:05] ryu
No way!
[08:06] at
There's something definitely
weird in that chocolate...
[08:09] en
Anyway, we'd better run.
[08:10] io
Good idea!
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[08:11] yu
Senpai!
[08:15] yu
Senpai! Where are you?
[08:18] yu
En-chan-senpai?
[08:19] at
Hey, he singled you out.
[08:21] yu
Found you!
[08:23] yu
You always act so indifferent,
[08:25] yu
but I know you really care
about us, En-chan-senpai!
[08:28] yu
I love you for it!
[08:30] at
He confessed his love while cuddling him...
[08:32] io
Just hearing it is embarrassing.
[08:35] ryu
Yumoto's got passion.
[08:36] en
Yumoto! Atsushi's right there! There!
[08:38] at
En-chan!
[08:39] io
Selling out his friend?
[08:40] yu
Yeah! Atsushi-senpai!
[08:40] at
Hey, Yumoto, calm down!
[08:43] yu
Atsushi-senpai, I think you're the
reason the Defense Club exists!
[08:47] yu
You're like a mom, but I think you
secretly have a dark side, too!
[08:52] yu
I love that about you!
[08:53] at
Stop it!
[08:54] en
Well, that sucked.
[08:56] ryu
You know, Senpai, you sold
out your best friend.
[08:59] en
Atsushi would have done the same thing.
[09:01] io
I can't deny it.
[09:02] at
Yumoto, that's enough.
[09:04] at
Look. Ryuu's right there!
[09:05] ryu
Are you kidding me?!
[09:06] yu
Ryuu-senpai...
[09:06] ryu
I'm outta here!
[09:09] yu
You say you love girls,
[09:12] yu
but I know you treasure us most of all.
[09:17] yu
And I love you too, Ryuu-senpai!
[09:20] ryu
Cut it out!
[09:21] en
Is it just my imagination,
or is Ryuu enjoying this?
[09:24] io
I can't look directly at it.
[09:26] at
But you're up next, Io.
[09:27] yu
Io-senpai!
[09:28] io
No, I believe I'll pass!
[09:31] yu
Io-senpai, I know you value money,
[09:34] yu
but you value the love we
share the most! I love you!
[09:39] io
I-I get it! So please, stop it!
[09:41] ryu
Io's not used to that kind of thing.
[09:44] at
Yeah, he's red as a beet.
[09:46] en
What are we gonna do about this?
[09:48] wom
I just investigated,
[09:49] wom
and those chocolates
[09:50] wom
have the chemical substance
capsicum inside them!
[09:55] wom
We just have to wait for
his excitement to wear off!
[09:57] en
So when will it wear off?
[10:00] wom
I'm afraid I don't know...
[10:03] yu
Come on, let's have another cuddle party!
[10:08] yu
Senpai, wait for me!
[10:13] haru
It's all going as planned, I see.
[10:15] aki
How are you feeling, Hakone Yumoto?
[10:17] aki
Amazing, right?
[10:19] yu
Yeah, just amazing!
[10:21] haru
He's stupid.
[10:22] haru
He's far too stupid.
[10:23] aki
How could someone like him
get Gora-san all to himself?
[10:27] ryu
Does that mean you're the guys who
sent us those weird chocolates?
[10:32] haru
Yeah, that's right!
[10:33] haru
Because you're in our way, to be honest!
[10:35] aki
How dare you ignore our declaration
of war for a month and a half!
[10:40] aki
Today, at last, we're going to eliminate you!
[10:43] aki
From the universe itself!
[10:47] shu
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[10:51] en
What the heck?
[10:52] at
What's with this song?
[10:53] shu
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[10:57] shu
On the name of the stars!
[11:07] shu
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[11:13] shu
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[11:15] both
The twin stars shining in the heavens!
[11:17] shu
On the name of the stars!
[11:18] haru
Salty Sol!
[11:19] aki
Melty Luna!
[11:22] both
Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer!
[11:28] aki
Let me be frank.
[11:29] aki
We find you unacceptable as
rivals for idols like us.
[11:32] haru
In other words, we hate your guts!
[11:35] haru
In particular...
[11:36] both
Hakone Yumoto!
[11:37] yu
Huh?
[11:38] yu
What was that?
[11:40] aki
If not for you...
[11:42] haru
...he would be ours...
[11:45] aki
Knowing that you're idols like us
[11:48] aki
really gets under our skin!
[11:50] yu
Huh? Idols like you?
[11:53] aki
Hakone Yumoto.
[11:54] aki
You must disappear from this
world... from this universe!
[11:58] haru
That goes for all of you!
[11:59] haru
Let's go, Battle Lovers!
[12:02] both
It's time for an idol showdown!
[12:04] en
Hey, they're talking about idols again.
[12:07] at
What does that even mean?
[12:08] ryu
Well, I'm an idol, at least...
[12:11] io
I can say with confidence
that I am not an idol.
[12:15] wom
But what we do know
[12:17] wom
is that the VEPPer are the
ones sending the monsters!
[12:20] wom
We should probably fight...
[12:22] en
Sure, but it doesn't seem like
they're trying to destroy Earth
[12:24] en
or humanity like the
Conquest Club from before.
[12:28] en
I say we ignore them.
[12:29] at
Yeah, ignore them.
[12:31] ryu
Agreed.
[12:31] io
We're not making any money off it, so...
[12:33] en
Well, so long!
[12:37] aki
S-Stop it!
[12:38] aki
What are you thinking?
[12:39] haru
Dammit!
[12:40] haru
Stop that! It feels so good!
[12:42] dada
I think we'd better send a monster!
[12:44] aki
First, get us out of here!
[12:46] dada
Okay! Fluffhugger!
[12:49] yu
I can't see!
SIGN Beppu Haruhiko Born August 21st Blood Type AB / Leo Hobbies: Bonsai, Gardening, Horseback Riding Likes: Rice balls
[12:58] haru
Listen, you lot.
[12:59] haru
You're our loyal followers, aren't you?
[13:02] all
Yes!
[13:03] aki
And what's more, you've never once
received chocolate from anyone.
[13:08] all
Yes!
[13:10] haru
Then show your love for us
[13:12] haru
by turning those years of resentment
into hatred for the Battle Lovers!
[13:18] aki
They get lots of chocolate!
[13:21] aki
Possibly even more than we did!
[13:24] aki
Hate them!
[13:25] aki
Because our own hatred
of them is irrepressible!
[13:28] all
Yes!
[13:30] both
We and our apes are as one!
[13:35] aki
Then let us...
[13:36] haru
...grant your wish!
[13:44] haru
Lucky you!
[13:45] haru
Open your eyes!
[13:47] haru
Happy you!
[13:48] haru
Open them wide!
[13:50] haru
You won't want to miss it...
[13:53] haru
The big bang of love, dreams, and light!
[13:59] haru
VEPPer, the twin stars
blooming in the galaxy!
[14:06] haru
Moon and sun, miracles and secrets
[14:07] both
The twin stars shining in the heavens!
[14:09] haru
Salty Sol!
[14:09] haru
We're the stars making wishes come true!
[14:10] aki
Melty Luna!
[14:12] haru
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[14:13] both
Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer!
[14:17] both
Chosen warriors!
[14:19] haru
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[14:19] haru
Lucky you!
[14:21] aki
Happy you!
[14:22] haru
On the name of the stars!
[14:24] both
Shooting...
[14:25] both
Star!
[14:35] aki
Now we just have to send them to bust
up that perverted Hakone Yumoto...
[14:38] aki
and the rest of the Defense Club.
[14:41] haru
We'll bury them in chocolate.
[14:45] both
Eat too much chocolate
and suffer the cavities,
[14:48] both
Hakone Yumoto and allies!
[14:51] yu
Senpai!
[14:53] yu
I wanna cuddle more!
[14:57] yu
The True Lovracelet...
[14:59] at
I guess a monster must have appeared.
[15:00] en
At a time like this?
[15:02] ryu
And we can't even handle Yumoto...
[15:04] io
Is it even okay for Yumoto to
transform in the state he's in?
[15:09] wom
Regardless, everyone!
[15:10] wom
Let's Love Making!
[15:13] yu
Love Making!
[15:41] yu
The Sparkling Prince!
[15:43] yu
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[15:46] en
Love Making.
[15:57] en
The Flashing Prince!
[15:59] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[16:01] atsu
Love Making.
[16:11] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[16:13] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[16:16] io
Love Making.
[16:26] io
The Roaring Prince!
[16:28] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[16:31] ryu
Love Making!
[16:41] ryu
The Thrilling Prince!
[16:43] ryu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[16:47] en
This love-filled planet
[16:49] en
will not abide those who lack love!
[16:51] ryu
Those who wield loveless power
[16:53] ryu
must kneel before love!
[16:55] io
Love is power!
[16:56] io
Love is hope!
[16:58] atsu
Be born for love!
[16:59] atsu
Give your life for love!
[17:01] yu
Love!
[17:02] yu
We are, forever, the heirs
to the throne of love...
[17:05] five
Battle Lovers!
[17:07] yu
Feel the power...
[17:09] five
of love!
[17:12] aki
This is our final battle!
[17:14] haru
Get ready, Battle Lovers!
[17:17] both
And Hakone Yumoto!
[17:19] at
Looks like they have a
particular hatred of Yumoto.
[17:22] en
This is so annoying.
[17:24] en
Can't we just run away?
[17:26] at
Yeah.
[17:27] at
I don't see any reason why we should fight...
[17:29] ryu
I've got preparations to make
for my Valentine's dates.
[17:32] io
I'm interested in checking the
stocks for my candy companies.
[17:36] yu
No!
[17:37] yu
We can't just let the
monsters stay like that!
[17:41] yu
I'm gonna save them all
with the power of our love!
[17:44] en
Oh, hell.
[17:45] en
Yumoto's getting into it.
[17:46] at
How about we just let him
take point this time?
[17:49] ryu
I'm in!
[17:50] io
No objections here.
[17:51] wom
But, everyone!
[17:52] wom
You're not going to fight?
[17:54] en
I have no reason to fight.
[17:56] at
This whole idol showdown thing is beyond me.
[17:58] yu
Okay!
[17:59] yu
Everyone who wants a cuddle, gather 'round!
[18:03] ryu
What the heck?
[18:04] wom
I'm sure he has a plan!
[18:06] yu
Hey! Come here!
[18:08] yu
Gather 'round!
[18:10] yu
Come on!
[18:11] yu
My wellspring of love never stops gushing!
[18:15] en
Is it okay to let this happen?
[18:17] at
There are quite a lot of monsters...
[18:19] ryu
Looks like trouble.
[18:20] io
It would be hard to take them all alone...
[18:24] yu
Okay, let's get going!
[18:26] yu
A drop of love for each of you!
[18:29] en
A new technique?
[18:30] at
Yumoto's got a real flair for the dramatic.
[18:32] ryu
I can't watch.
[18:34] io
I wonder where he learned that.
[18:36] yu
Go flying, Love Sprinkle!
[18:41] en
Yep, it's a new technique.
[18:43] wom
Even I never expected a technique like this!
[18:51] mon
What is this feeling?
[18:52] mon
Strange but enjoyable!
[18:54] mon
I don't know what it is,
but it makes me happy!
[18:59] haru
What the hell is that?
[19:00] aki
Those love-starved monsters...
[19:03] aki
It's like feeling love for the
first time has addled their minds.
[19:06] dada
This is a very bad development!
[19:06] yu
Love is good!
[19:08] yu
It feels so good!
[19:10] yu
Now everyone, wallow in the love!
[19:15] mon
Let's support him!
[19:15] mon
Let's all support that red angel!
SIGN LOVE
[19:19] all
Red angel! Cha-cha-cha!
[19:21] all
Red angel! Cha-cha-cha!
SIGN Wave Your Hands
[19:22] en
Red angel?
[19:23] ryu
I think they mean Yumoto...
[19:25] at
They seem to really love him.
[19:27] io
It's a bit creepy, but I can feel it.
[19:29] haru
What are they doing?
[19:31] aki
Their chants make no sense.
[19:34] aki
They're idiots, start to finish.
[19:36] en
That's enough, Yumoto.
[19:36] yu
Thanks, everyone!
[19:37] en
You're too pleased with yourself.
[19:39] at
Yumoto!
[19:41] at
Use the True Love Fountain already!
[19:44] yu
Okay!
[19:45] yu
Everyone, accept my love!
[19:48] yu
True Love Fountain!
[20:03] yu
Love is over!
[20:08] boy
That kid's pretty cute!
[20:10] boy
He looks like an idol!
[20:14] dada
Haru-chan, Aki-chan!
[20:15] dada
I think it's time you stepped in!
[20:18] aki
Yes.
[20:20] aki
I can't stand to look at this
disgusting sight anymore.
[20:23] haru
Hakone Yumoto really is unforgivable!
[20:26] haru
Hey!
[20:26] haru
It's not over yet!
[20:28] aki
We're going to fight you!
[20:31] yu
But I don't wanna fight!
[20:33] yu
I wanna cuddle with you again, VEPPer-san!
[20:36] both
Silence!
[20:37] haru
Unlucky you!
[20:39] aki
Unhappy you!
[20:41] haru
Take our resentment...
[20:43] aki
...and be grateful to get it!
[20:45] both
Deadly...
[20:48] yu
Cuddle!
[20:51] aki
This is so humiliating!
[20:52] haru
Shut up! Stop it!
[20:55] aki
I can't take it, Haru!
[20:56] aki
Let's pull back for now!
[20:57] haru
Yeah, I can't take it!
[20:59] yu
But wait!
[21:02] yu
They left.
[21:04] yu
Okay, Senpai!
[21:06] yu
Please let me cuddle you!
[21:14] en
It's no use.
[21:15] at
Isn't there any way to snap him out of it?
[21:18] ryu
Let's take him to the bath! The bath!
[21:19] io
That's a fine idea!
[21:23] en
Come on, Yumoto!
[21:24] yu
What's going on!?
[21:30] yu
I wanna cuddle more...
[21:33] go
What's wrong, Yumoto?!
[21:35] en
Sir, Yumoto's been acting strangely
[21:36] en
since he ate some chocolate
the Beppu Brothers gave him.
[21:40] go
What?!
[21:47] go
Be strong, Yumoto!
[21:49] go
Snap out of it!
[21:51] yu
Huh?
[21:52] yu
Why am I in the bath with you, bro?
[21:55] go
You're all right now.
[21:56] go
I'm so glad you're safe.
[21:57] yu
Huh?
[21:58] en
As always, Gora-san brings
the serious brotherly love.
[22:02] ryu
But what's up with those Beppu Brothers?
[22:04] at
They were firing off some kind
of move or something, right?
[22:09] io
They gave themselves that weird name, too.
[22:11] io
I guess there's more to
them that meets the eye.
[22:13] wom
Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer...
[22:17] wom
We cannot ignore them!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Days of Love and Acclaim
[23:54] io
Next time: "Days of Love
and Acclaim!"
[23:57] io
Love Making!
[23:58] ---
10 - Days of Love and Acclaim
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[00:00] both
--
[00:00] sign
--
[00:00] en
--
[00:00] ryu
--
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[00:08] yu
Mornin'...
[00:09] all
Heya.
[00:09] io
Good day.
[00:15] en
There's something you don't see every day...
[00:17] at
What is it?
[00:18] en
Yumoto just sighed!
[00:20] all
What?
[00:20] all
No way!
[00:21] yu
What?
[00:23] yu
I can sigh sometimes, too...
[00:25] en
Can not.
[00:26] at
Yeah, you can't.
[00:27] ryu
Can't.
[00:28] io
You cannot.
[00:29] wom
What happened?
[00:31] wom
Does it have anything to do with VEPPer?
[00:33] yu
No, I don't care about that.
[00:36] en
Wombat's been getting more careless with
how he treats Mr. Tawarayama lately.
[00:40] io
I believe he's always been that way.
[00:42] ryu
So rude to a dead person.
[00:44] wom
He is not dead!
[00:46] wom
He's just in sleep mode!
[00:47] ryu
What is he, a computer?
[00:49] at
So why are you sighing, Yumoto?
[00:54] yu
Something important to me is going away.
[00:56] io
Something important to you?
[00:58] en
Not Wombat?
[01:00] at
I'm curious.
[01:01] at
What is it?
[01:02] ryu
This isn't a sex thing, is it?
[01:04] io
Why are you asking so nervously?
[01:07] yu
It's not a sex thing!
[01:08] yu
It's Binan Land!
[01:10] yu
They're tearing it down!
[01:13] all
Oh.
[01:16] yu
What kind of hum-drum reaction is that?!
[01:18] at
I just haven't heard that name in so long.
[01:22] io
He's right.
SIGN Notice About Closing of Binan Land
SIGN To all our regular patrons, we must regrettably cease operations. We thank you for your loyal devotion all these years. Binan Land Staff
[01:24] io
It says Binan Land is closing
at the end of the month.
SIGN Binan Land
Bringing You Tons of Fun!
[01:28] ryu
Well, go figure.
[01:30] ryu
I don't know a single couple who went
there that didn't break up afterwards.
[01:33] en
That's your standard?
[01:35] ryu
Well, if you're going on a date, it's
gotta be that You-Know-What-land or Sea.
[01:39] at
That's their brand. Young or old,
boy or girl, anyone can enjoy it.
[01:43] en
But Binan's just got the
sad old ferris wheel,
[01:46] en
the sad kid's coaster, and that's about it.
[01:49] ryu
And that other thing!
[01:50] ryu
The sad little merry-go-round!
[01:52] io
Wait a minute.
[01:54] io
It says they did a hero show at one point, too.
[01:57] en
Seriously?
[01:58] io
But "they were so scary, they stopped
after one performance," it says.
[02:03] ryu
What's there to be scared of in a hero show?
[02:05] en
And they only held one?
[02:09] at
So you have a choice between sad or scary?
[02:11] at
What a meeting of extremes!
[02:12] yu
You're all so mean, Senpai!
[02:14] yu
Stop calling it sad!
[02:16] wom
Binan Land...
[02:18] wom
There's something familiar about that name...
[02:21] ryu
You don't have to humor him.
[02:23] io
This is how the world works.
[02:25] io
Consider it an education.
[02:27] yu
You stupid-dupid numbat senpai!
[02:34] io
Were we too hard on him?
[02:35] ryu
He did say it was important to him...
[02:38] en
Just what is a numbat, anyway?
[02:40] at
Maybe he meant dingbat?
[02:42] ryu
Is a dingbat even a real thing?
[02:45] io
He could have also meant
nimrod or numbskull, too.
[02:48] at
I see.
[02:50] at
Yumoto quality.
[02:51] en
Either way, we were probably too hard on him.
[02:54] all
Yeah...
[02:57] wom
Binan Land...
[03:00] wom
I'm just sure I've heard that name...
[03:01] ryu
I told you, forget it!
SIGN Days of Love and Acclaim
[04:40] haru
Stupidity might be the
strongest thing there is.
[04:43] aki
What I really can't stand is
SIGN Foolish
[04:45] aki
how astronomically lame they
are compared to Gora-san.
[04:49] haru
You're so right.
[04:50] haru
I'd like them to disappear
without a single particle remaining.
[04:53] jun
I hate lame things, too.
SIGN Junya Entaro
[04:59] jun
It's an honor to be here.
[05:00] jun
That reminds me.
[05:01] jun
Binan Land is finally closing, you know?
[05:05] jun
That place was just the lamest, right?
[05:08] jun
It never changed or improved,
just gathered rust.
[05:11] jun
I'm so glad it's going away!
[05:21] haru
Did you just call Binan Land lame?
[05:23] aki
You're the one who doesn't understand!
[05:26] haru
We're going to teach you...
[05:28] aki
...the wonders of Binan Land.
[05:34] yu
Those senpai of mine are just the worst!
[05:37] gora
Binan Land?
[05:38] gora
I had a rough time there...
[05:41] yu
Huh?
[05:41] yu
Bro, you're down on it, too?
[05:44] gora
Goodness, I nearly burned to death.
[05:47] yu
At Binan Land?
[05:49] gora
Though, looking back,
it's become a good memory.
[05:56] all
Yumoto-kun!
[05:58] all
We're very sorry!
[06:00] all
Let's go play!
[06:03] yu
We're here! We're here!
SIGN Last Day
[06:04] yu
It's Binan Land! Yay!
[06:06] en
He sure is excited.
[06:07] at
You're not excited enough, En-chan.
[06:10] yu
But are you sure you want
to pay my entry fee?
[06:13] at
We're splitting your ticket,
so it's only 480 yen each.
[06:17] yu
480 yen?!
[06:19] yu
That's a lot of money!
[06:20] en
Just take it.
[06:21] yu
Thanks!
[06:23] yu
I thought this might happen,
[06:25] yu
so Bro made me some Bomb Rice Balls!
[06:29] yu
When you go to an amusement park,
you need ones with pickled plums,
[06:31] yu
tuna mayo, bonito flakes, hard-boiled egg,
[06:33] yu
fried chicken and vinegar-miso onions!
[06:35] en
I thought I heard one in there I
should really be objecting to...
[06:40] yu
It's good!
[06:41] en
Well, forget it.
[06:44] en
There's something pretty depressing
about a trip to the amusement park
[06:47] en
with a bunch of guys.
[06:49] ryu
Oh, really?
[06:50] ryu
I find it refreshing.
[06:52] io
It would be for you, Ryuu.
[06:56] at
It's the last day,
but there aren't many people...
[06:59] en
Really?
[07:00] en
Isn't this standard?
[07:02] io
What ride should we start with?
[07:04] at
That's right.
[07:05] at
We want rides, not attractions.
[07:07] yu
Oh! This one!
[07:08] yu
The Mad Mouse!
[07:09] yu
I rode this one seven times, then barfed!
[07:12] yu
I recommend it!
[07:13] en
You're sure it wasn't
the vinegar-miso onions?
[07:15] at
Why would you ride it until you barf?
[07:17] yu
The Mad Mouse is more hard core
than your standard roller coaster!
[07:28] yu
See? Hard core, right?
[07:30] io
Once was enough for me.
[07:32] io
You did it seven times?
[07:33] ryu
I can't believe you survived it.
[07:35] yu
Well, after I barfed,
[07:38] yu
Bro laid me down on a bench, and...
[07:41] yu
And what happened after that?
[07:44] en
What's wrong, Yumoto?
[07:49] (Flashback) gora
I'm sorry, Yumoto.
[07:52] (Flashback) gora
I should have stopped you
before it got so bad.
[07:54] (Flashback) yu
It's okay.
[07:56] (Flashback) yu
I just got too excited.
[08:02] (Flashback) gora
Yumoto, I'm sorry.
[08:07] (Flashback) yu
What's wrong, big bro?
[08:10] (Flashback) yu
Can you wait here a while by yourself?
[08:12] (Flashback) yu
Y-Yeah.
[08:13] (Flashback) gora
You're sure you'll be okay?
[08:15] (Flashback) yu
Yeah.
[08:17] (Flashback) yu
I'll be okay!
[08:18] (Flashback) gora
Okay.
[08:19] (Flashback) gora
I'll be back soon!
[08:26] yu
Huh?
[08:27] yu
When did he come back?
[08:29] yu
I don't remember him coming back...
[08:31] ryu
But if he didn't come back,
he wouldn't be here now, right?
[08:34] yu
That's true...
[08:37] yu
All I have is the memory of feeling
kind of anxious and lonely...
[08:41] io
Well, that axe was clearly
cause for concern, wasn't it?
[08:46] at
Hey.
[08:46] at
Do you think that CIDE
thing Gora-san mentioned...
[08:50] wom
Everyone!
[08:54] wom
Everyone!
[08:56] wom
You must Love Making into the Battle Lovers!
[09:01] io
Hey, the Doppler effect.
[09:03] en
You used to see that in tokusatsu and stuff.
[09:06] en
Scenes where they're screaming and you're like
"where are you even supposed to be yelling from?"
[09:09] at
We don't have a choice.
[09:10] at
Let's go, too!
[09:12] all
Yeah!
[09:17] mon
I'm tired of spinning around
and around in the same place!
[09:24] mon
The limited track.
[09:25] mon
The pre-designated movements.
[09:26] mon
The days of oppression.
[09:28] mon
I've had enough of it!
[09:32] en
Well, he has a point.
[09:33] at
I know how he feels.
[09:35] mon
Don't act like you understand!
[09:38] yu
Love Making!
[09:42] yu
Love!
[09:43] yu
We are, forever, the heirs
to the throne of love...
[09:46] five
Battle Lovers!
[09:48] yu
Feel the power...
[09:50] five
...of love!
[09:52] yu
Let's go!
[09:54] yu
Scarlet Love Lumiere!
[09:58] mon
W-Wait a minute!
[10:00] mon
I have over 32 pages of detailed backstory!
[10:04] mon
Are you sure you want to
end this that quickly?
[10:08] yu
Backstory is only effective when
it's intertwined with the drama!
[10:11] yu
All you're doing is padding the narrative!
[10:15] mon
Th-That's cold...
[10:17] yu
If you've got a problem,
[10:18] yu
try changing yourself before
resenting everything else!
[10:20] yu
We can change the world!
[10:27] yu
True Love Attack!
[10:39] yu
True Love Fountain!
[10:56] yu
Love is over!
[10:58] yu
Okay!
[10:59] yu
Let's Love Out and ride the Mad Mouse again!
[11:03] aki
"We can change the world?"
[11:05] haru
Stop stealing lines!
[11:08] en
You two...
[11:11] both
Galaxy Idols...
[11:13] both
The VEPPer!
[11:17] aki
You five are so uncooperative.
[11:20] haru
Earth upbringing breeds poor taste.
[11:22] haru
Or rather, no taste at all.
[11:24] aki
That's right, I forgot.
[11:27] aki
We must apologize.
[11:28] yu
Um, VEPP-san...
[11:30] both
It's VEPPer!
[11:33] yu
VEPPer-san.
[11:35] yu
VEPPer-san, you say you're really big idols,
[11:38] yu
and I don't really understand, but okay.
[11:42] yu
I also get that we're not
even close to your level.
[11:47] haru
What are you talking about?
[11:49] yu
We're not trying to compete with you.
[11:52] yu
So could you stop fighting us?
[11:54] yu
I feel kind of bad for the people
you turn into monsters, don't you?
[12:00] yu
So if it might be possible...
[12:03] yu
Couldn't we just get along from now on?
[12:09] en
Yumoto, really...
[12:10] at
Sorry to be harsh, but that's awful.
[12:12] yu
Huh? How come?
[12:15] ryu
Would you be happy hearing,
"I won't date you, but can't we be friends"?
[12:18] io
It's like saying, "the investment failed,
so pay me back half the money."
[12:24] yu
Huh?
[12:25] haru
Hakone Yumoto...
[12:29] aki
And the Defense Club...
[12:32] both
We won't forget how you humiliated VEPPer!
[12:36] haru
You want to get along?
[12:38] aki
Isn't that funny?
[12:40] aki
Haru, it is truly funny!
[12:42] haru
We really want you to disappear!
[12:45] aki
Without a trace or a memory left behind!
[12:50] at
Wait a minute.
[12:52] at
There's really just one
question I want to ask you.
[12:56] at
Why do you hate us in the first place?
[13:00] en
You can't really hate someone
[13:01] en
unless they're at least on your own level...
[13:09] both
Maximum Gorar was a person who may
have become a big brother to us!
SIGN Dadacha Born December 24th (adjusting for Earth calendar) Blood Type B (probably) Capricorn Hobbies: Secret Favorite food: Crickets
[13:26] mon
This is the end, Maximum Gorar!
[13:29] haru
Gorar!
[13:30] aki
Don't worry, Haru!
[13:32] aki
Maximum Gorar never loses!
[13:34] haru
Y-Yeah...
[13:35] haru
Maximum Gorar is invincible!
[13:41] io
Huh? M-Maxi...?
[13:44] ryu
Who's that?
[13:45] yu
That's Gora's hero name.
[13:47] ryu
Huh?
[13:48] ryu
The Beppu Brothers know Gora-san?
[13:50] io
I'm not sure whether to object
[13:52] io
first to the "may have become
a big brother" line, or...
[13:55] wom
Everyone!
[13:57] wom
I feel I should explain!
[14:00] wom
Until a while back, Earth played host
to a battle of love and justice!
[14:06] wom
The people watched this
battle and called it...
[14:10] wom
"Can I Destroy the Earth? 2"
SIGN Can I Destroy the Earth? 2
[14:14] wom
"2" of course means there was a "1"!
[14:18] yu
That's my big bro!
[14:19] wom
That's right!
[14:20] wom
The man protecting the Earth
was the ultimate warrior,
[14:23] wom
Maximum Gorar!
[14:29] haru
And we were here!
[14:31] aki
Right here with Gora-san!
[14:36] dada
This is taking too long!
[14:38] dada
That's why I hate exposition episodes!
[14:42] dada
Forced Memory Transfer!
SIGN Binan Land First Hero Show
[14:50] (Flashback) mon
To oblivion with this backwater planet!
[14:56] (Flashback) mon
Are you not afraid of me?
[15:00] (Flashback) aki
Well, there's a guy inside the suit, right?
[15:03] (Flashback) haru
It's hard playing the villain
in hero shows, huh, Mister?
[15:10] (Flashback) haru
What is it?
[15:12] (Flashback) mon
I like you!
[15:13] (Flashback) mon
That sarcasm and cool-headedness.
[15:15] (Flashback) mon
You would make fine henchmen for me!
[15:20] (Flashback) haru
Stranger danger!
[15:21] (Flashback) aki
Police!
[15:22] (Flashback) mon
Too bad, Earthlings.
[15:24] (Flashback) mon
I did my research, and found
out that amusement parks
[15:26] (Flashback) mon
are places where the existence
of aliens is tolerated.
[15:31] (Flashback) haru
Monsters aren't supposed to be that smart,
you big brute!
[15:35] (Flashback) mon
I'll teach you one more thing.
[15:37] (Flashback) mon
Do you know why monsters always
attack kindergarten buses?
[15:39] (Flashback) aki
Because they're on TV shows for kids, right?
[15:42] (Flashback) aki
Let us go!
[15:43] (Flashback) mon
No.
[15:45] (Flashback) mon
It's because young humans are
the easiest to brainwash.
[15:48] (Flashback) mon
Soon, I will make you worship me.
[15:51] (Flashback) haru
Will not!
[15:53] (Flashback) aki
Someone!
[15:53] (Flashback) aki
This guy's not acting!
[15:55] (Flashback) haru
Help us!
[16:02] (Flashback) mon
Your screams are useless!
[16:04] (Flashback) mon
No one can hear you!
[16:06] (Flashback) gora
I'm disappointed in you!
[16:09] (Flashback) gora
Seeing you attack young children!
[16:13] (Flashback) mon
Maximum Gorar!
[16:19] (Flashback) gora
Let those children go!
[16:22] (Flashback) mon
Never!
[16:23] (Flashback) mon
You're a mere thief,
attempting to steal my prey!
[16:27] (Flashback) mon
I will punish you!
[16:33] (Flashback) gora
Wood-Chopping Beam!
[16:35] (Flashback) mon
My, my.
[16:36] (Flashback) mon
Are you sure you want to do that?
[16:37] (Flashback) mon
Don't you care what happens
to these little Earthlings?
[16:42] (Flashback) mon
It seems you can't touch me
as long as I have hostages.
[16:47] (Flashback) mon
Today you die, Maximum Gorar!
[16:50] (Flashback) mon
Take this!
[17:00] (Flashback) haru
It's hot!
[17:01] (Flashback) haru
Don't tell me...
[17:02] (Flashback) aki
This is all real?
[17:13] (Flashback) mon
Rest in peace, Maximum Gorar!
[17:17] (Flashback) both
Gorar!
[17:18] (Flashback) both
Wake up! You have to wake up!
[17:21] (Flashback) both
Gorar, wake up!
[17:23] (Flashback) both
Maximum Gorar!
[17:26] (Flashback) haru
It can't be...
[17:27] (Flashback) aki
I don't like this plot twist.
[17:29] (Flashback) mon
It's no use.
[17:30] (Flashback) mon
Your fate has been decided.
[17:32] (Flashback) mon
You cannot change the world.
[17:34] (Flashback) mon
Let's go!
[17:36] (Flashback) mon
Next week, there will be a new twist!
[17:42] (Flashback) gora
...can change...
[17:46] (Flashback) gora
We... can change... the world.
[17:51] (Flashback) mon
He still has the strength to stand?
[17:54] (Flashback) gora
We can change the world!
[17:56] (Flashback) mon
What?
[17:58] (Flashback) hashi
Gorar!
[17:59] (Flashback) hashi
Use the Super Wood-Chopping Axe!
[18:08] (Flashback) gora
Super Wood-Chopping Axe!
[18:18] (Flashback) haru
Gorar! Thank you!
[18:20] (Flashback) aki
Thank you so much!
[18:21] (Flashback) gora
Thank you for cheering me on.
[18:23] (Flashback) gora
Take care, you two.
[18:25] (Flashback) haru
Huh? You're leaving already?
[18:27] (Flashback) gora
I'm sorry, I have Yumoto...
[18:29] (Flashback) gora
I mean, I have a child waiting for me.
[18:32] (Flashback) gora
Take this.
[18:33] (Flashback) gora
It's a Bomb Rice Ball.
[18:38] (Flashback) gora
There's pickled plums, tuna mayo,
[18:39] (Flashback) gora
bonito flakes, hard-boiled egg, fried chicken
[18:41] (Flashback) gora
and vinegar-miso onions inside.
[18:45] (Flashback) gora
Make mischief if you must.
[18:46] (Flashback) gora
Just grow up big and strong!
[18:51] (Flashback) aki
I wish he could stay with us forever...
[18:55] (Flashback) haru
Yeah...
[19:01] yu
Big bro...
[19:02] at
Which means that long ago, Gora-san...
[19:04] ryu
As Maximum Gorar...
[19:06] io
...saved the Beppu Brothers?
[19:11] en
Wh-What did you say?!
[19:16] at
Tradition, tradition!
[19:18] io
We can't have a major plot twist
[19:20] io
without Yufuin-senpai shouting
"What did you say?!"
[19:24] ryu
That was a great "What did you say?!", too!
[19:26] en
Thank you tremendously for your praise.
[19:28] haru
Ruining our great story with
their snide comments...
[19:32] aki
They were unworthy both to hear
[19:36] aki
and know about our bond with Gora-san...
[19:39] yu
Hey, VEPP Brothers-san.
[19:41] both
It's VEPPer!
[19:43] yu
VEPPer-san, I'm glad you
like my brother so much,
[19:47] yu
but you shouldn't hate my
senpai because of that.
[19:51] ryu
Wrong, Yumoto.
[19:54] ryu
This is like a complicated
in-law relationship.
[19:57] ryu
"I like my husband, but
I hate my mother-in-law,
[19:59] ryu
and I hate my sister-in-law too."
[20:02] io
The whole "may have been a big brother to us"
[20:04] io
indicates a certain unhealthy attachment.
[20:07] io
Ryuu, you're surprisingly
proficient in psychology.
[20:10] ryu
Hey, don't say "surprisingly."
[20:12] ryu
Anyway, it's viscerally impossible
for them to get along with us.
[20:16] ryu
It defies logic.
[20:18] aki
Could you please stop psychoanalyzing us?
[20:20] haru
It's extremely aggravating, and creepy, too.
[20:23] en
No, no.
[20:24] en
I understand how you feel,
[20:26] en
but that's no reason to pester us.
[20:29] at
Yumoto and Gora-san are brothers.
[20:31] at
That's a fact that can't be changed.
[20:33] en
We may be the Battle Lovers,
[20:35] en
but if you don't stop stalking us, we're
willing to bring the authorities into this.
[20:39] at
What do you mean?
[20:40] en
Take them for arbitration or court,
or get a restraining order, perhaps.
[20:45] wom
Such graphic language from an
heir to the throne of love!
[20:49] en
If we can take this to a
higher authority, we should.
[20:52] en
All these battles are tiring me out.
[20:53] at
And bringing in a third party
should cut down on squabbling.
[20:59] at
Okay, we'll do that.
SIGN Kurotama Bath
[21:21] yu
I'm so tired.
[21:23] at
I'm sorry your last big day at
Binan Land was such a waste.
[21:28] yu
Yeah...
[21:29] ryu
Don't be so sad.
[21:30] ryu
Memories are forever, right?
[21:32] io
That's right.
[21:33] io
Even all that nonsense today might
turn out to be a good memory.
[21:36] io
Maybe... possibly...
[21:39] ryu
Not convincing.
[21:42] yu
But yeah, you're right.
[21:44] yu
Let's take a bath and cheer ourselves up!
[21:48] yu
We're back, Bro Gora!
[21:51] yu
Big bro?
[21:53] yu
Huh?
[21:54] yu
He'd usually come right out with his axe...
[22:01] en
Gora-san disappeared with his
wood-chopping pile unfinished?
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Love is What Matters
[23:54] ryu
Next time:
"Love is What Matters!"
[23:56] ryu
Love Making!
11 - Love is What Matters!
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[00:00] yu
--
[00:00] dada
--
[00:00] sign
--
[00:00] trio
--
[00:06] yu
Big bro!
[00:08] all
Gora-san!
[00:09] wom
Gora-dono!
[00:11] en
Yoo-hoo...
[00:13] en
Doraemon...
[00:21] at
Gora-san?
[00:25] at
En-chan, what are you doing?
[00:27] en
Oh, I thought it might
have some sort of clue.
[00:31] en
Yeah, I'm lying.
[00:32] en
I just got curious.
[00:35] en
But look at this. It's Yumoto.
[00:38] an
Wow, he's tiny!
[00:39] an
And Gora-san's so young!
[00:42] ryu
What's all this?
[00:43] ryu
Wow, you're right!
[00:44] ryu
Yumoto hasn't changed at
all! He's exactly the same!
[00:47] io
And Gora-san looks like the
quintessential big brother!
[00:53] yu
Senpai. You need to take looking
for my brother seriously!
[00:57] at
Sorry, sorry.
[00:59] at
This was all just so charming.
[01:01] en
What is it about other people's
albums that's so fascinating?
[01:05] yu
Hey!
[01:05] yu
What will happen to the Kurotama
Bath if my brother disappears?!
[01:10] yu
What will I do?
[01:12] yu
If anything happens to my brother...
[01:16] en
Don't you worry.
[01:18] en
He'll be back.
[01:20] wom
Let us put our faith in Maximum Gorar!
[01:23] at
He's a legendary hero, remember?
[01:25] at
He'll be fine!
[01:28] yu
Big bro!
[01:30] yu
Come home!
SIGN Love is What Matters!
[02:19] (Flashback) aki
You're being transferred
to the Andromeda branch?
[02:22] (Flashback) dad
Yeah.
[02:23] (Flashback) dad
For three to five years.
[02:25] (Flashback) haru
Is it a demotion?
[02:26] (Flashback) dad
They said it'll come
with a proper space wage.
[02:28] (Flashback) haru
Will we have to change schools?
[02:30] (Flashback) aki
What about your promise to take
us to Binan Land next month?
[02:33] (Flashback) dad
I'm sorry.
[02:35] (Flashback) dad
But there'll be plenty of
fun places in Andromeda.
[02:39] (Flashback) both
But is there Binan Land?!
[02:51] (Flashback) haru
We never even got to thank Gorar!
[02:57] (Flashback) both
I hate Andromeda!
SIGN Space School
[03:02] (Flashback) ali
Earth?
[03:04] (Flashback) ali
Where's that?
[03:05] (Flashback) ali
Gotta be out in the sticks, right?
[03:06] (Flashback) ali
Oh, I know.
[03:07] (Flashback) ali
CIDE! That's where Gorar's from.
[03:10] (Flashback) haru
You know Maximum Gorar?
[03:12] (Flashback) aki
Why?
[03:13] (Flashback) ali
That Gorar guy really gets under my skin.
[03:16] (Flashback) ali
All he does is get in the way.
[03:18] (Flashback) ali
Man, Earth sucks.
[03:19] (Flashback) ali
I wish they'd bust it up soon.
[03:21] (Flashback) ali
But they gotta get rid of Gorar first!
[03:24] (Flashback) ali
Gorar's just a big doo-doo head!
SIGN Teacher's Office
[03:28] (Flashback) ali
Picking a fight over some silly TV show?
[03:33] (Flashback) haru
Gorar's not a bad guy...
[03:35] (Flashback) aki
Gorar's a hero!
SIGN Beppu Haruhiko Beppu Akihiko
[03:59] (Flashback) haru
This is stupid, right?
[04:01] (Flashback) aki
Yeah, it's stupid.
[04:04] haru
Gora-san...
[04:05] aki
Gora-san...
[04:06] haru
Isn't Gora-san charming?
[04:08] haru
I want to tie him up and
keep him beside me forever.
[04:11] aki
I want to force a reluctant
Gora-san to slap me.
[04:17] aki
Tie him up?
[04:18] aki
You mean Gora-san?
[04:19] haru
Yeah.
[04:20] haru
I don't want him running away.
[04:21] haru
But... slap you?
[04:23] haru
You want Gora-san to do that?
[04:26] aki
Yeah.
[04:26] aki
It sounds thrilling!
[04:28] haru
Aki, you've got weird tastes!
[04:28] aki
Haru, you've got strange tastes!
[04:32] both
Gora-san...
[04:33] dada
...belongs to VEPPer forever!
[04:41] ari
Kinshiro, how far have you gotten in
your Shakespeare research project?
[04:45] kusa
I finished last week.
[04:47] ari
Seriously?
[04:48] ari
I'd better hurry, too.
[04:49] ari
Mr. Chips is so strict.
[04:51] gero
You're so lucky.
[04:53] gero
I'm doing Latin grammar right now.
[04:56] gero
It's such a bother.
[04:57] kusa
If you can learn Latin now,
it will make things easier—
[05:01] ari
What's wrong?
[05:03] kusa
My shoelace broke.
[05:04] gero
Oh, dear...
[05:05] ari
Have you been looking after them?
[05:07] kusa
Of course.
[05:09] kusa
It's a bad omen.
[05:11] gero
Hey, a black cat.
[05:16] gero
Hey, cock robins.
[05:45] kusa
Something awful is about to happen.
[05:47] ari
Really?
[05:49] ari
I think it's all in your head.
[05:50] kusa
Not to me.
[05:53] kusa
I feel like something bad's
happening to At-chan.
[05:56] ari
Really?
[05:57] ari
If it's so bad you can't even
eat, why not send him an email?
[06:02] kusa
To send him an email...
for no particular reason?
[06:05] ari
Why not say, "Just felt like emailing
you, no particular reason"?
[06:08] kusa
What?
[06:09] kusa
Can I do that?
[06:11] ari
Why not?
[06:18] kusa
I'll email him, then.
SIGN Just felt like emailing you, no particular reason. How are things? -Kinshiro.
SIGN Sent
SIGN Kinugawa Atsushi
[06:24] [Messenger] sign
Cell Phone
[06:26] kusa
I hope he'll reply soon...
[06:39] ryu
It's hard to relax without
Gora-san's regular 'cha-chop'!
[06:44] wom
Truly, we're missing the finishing touch!
[06:46] io
I wonder when he'll be back.
[06:49] io
If he's gotten mixed up
with the Beppu Brothers...
[06:51] io
I mean, VEPPer...
[06:53] ryu
Yeah.
[06:54] ryu
Maybe we should ask them directly?
[06:56] io
That's tricky...
[07:00] en
How'd it go?
[07:01] at
No use.
[07:02] at
Not a single sign of life.
[07:04] ryu
I told you not to turn it
on until it dried fully.
[07:08] at
I thought it was! I used a hair dryer on it!
[07:12] io
On the bright side, it didn't fall
in after you'd done your business.
[07:17] at
I didn't think I was so
dependent on my smartphone,
[07:20] at
but now I know how Yumoto feels.
[07:23] at
You don't realize how important
someone is until you lose them.
[07:29] en
You're equating Gora-san with a smartphone?
[07:31] io
Kinugawa-senpai's so traumatized,
[07:33] io
he's lost all his usual social graces.
[07:35] ryu
Yumoto forgot his cluelessness, too!
[07:37] yu
What was that?
[07:42] dada
Maximum Gorar is about to leave
the Earth, never to return!
[07:48] dada
Gorar is a space legend.
[07:50] dada
For the sake of his fans and
supporters who respect that legend,
[07:53] dada
he's going to connect in
friendship all over the cosmos
[07:56] dada
as an eternal member of VEPPer!
[07:59] dada
Heaven!
[08:00] en
Yeah, I lost the thread there.
[08:01] en
All the English threw me off.
[08:04] wom
In other words, they're taking Hakone Gora!
[08:10] dada
See you! Thank you! Bye!
[08:30] dada
What are you doing?
[08:31] dada
My office won't stand for this!
[08:34] ryu
They're surprisingly flimsy.
[08:35] io
Yeah.
[08:36] io
They must get holes in them all the time.
[08:41] ryu
Just one poke from any slightly
pointy household utensil...
[08:44] ryu
Chopsticks, for example...
[08:51] dada
I-I-I'm sorry!
[08:54] at
No need to apologize.
[08:56] en
So? Is Gora-san with them?
[09:00] io
And they're going back
into space with Gora-san?
[09:05] ryu
So what about the fight they
were trying to pick with us?
[09:08] dada
The original purpose of the fights
[09:09] dada
was to make it clear who
was more worthy of Gora-san!
[09:14] at
Really?
[09:16] dada
But they don't care anymore,
[09:19] dada
as long as Gora-san joins VEPPer!
[09:23] [Messenger] sign
Hakone Gora
Born May 9th
Blood Type O Taurus
Hobbies: Chopping Wood
Likes: His little brother
[09:30] haru
Yeah, Gora really should
be in the center, right?
[09:33] aki
Yeah.
[09:34] aki
Speaking of which, it'll
usually be the three of us,
[09:38] aki
but I was thinking of forming a new unit,
just me and Gora, called "Go Lucky!"
[09:43] aki
Gora + Aki = Go Lucky! Get it?
[09:45] haru
What the heck?
[09:46] haru
That's not fair! I want a unit, too!
[09:48] aki
No!
[09:49] aki
If we try to sell another unit
with the same name scheme,
[09:52] aki
it'll just dilute Gorar's value.
[09:54] haru
Then...
[09:55] haru
Then I want Gorar to live in my room with me!
[09:58] aki
Huh? We have a guest room!
[10:01] haru
No!
[10:02] haru
Gorar will need a roommate to help him adjust
[10:04] haru
to his new life and take care of him!
[10:07] aki
Haru, you toss and turn in your sleep!
[10:09] aki
You'll keep Gorar up all night!
[10:11] haru
You talk in your sleep, Aki!
[10:18] en
Ew.
[10:25] yu
Give back my brother Gora!
[10:27] yu
Hakone Gora is Hakone Gora!
[10:30] yu
He's no more and no less!
[10:32] yu
My brother Gora should be my brother Gora!
[10:35] both
We refuse.
[10:36] aki
Hakone Gora's true form is Maximum Gorar.
[10:40] haru
His deserves a position appropriate
to his unparalleled charisma!
[10:44] en
And what makes VEPPer so appropriate?
[10:48] both
Let us tell you!
[10:50] haru
Gorar is a hero!
[10:52] aki
VEPPer are idols!
[10:54] both
It's a natural fit!
[10:56] ryu
No, no. They're different.
[10:58] ryu
As different as gender-swap and BL.
[11:00] io
As different as compound and
fixed interest over six months.
[11:04] dada
Haru! Aki!
[11:05] atu
Hey, he peed—
[11:07] dada
We should leave this backwater planet
behind and take off right now!
[11:12] haru
Are you... moist?
[11:15] dada
I need to talk to the promoters
about the space concert tour!
[11:18] dada
Better get going!
[11:21] at
What's that? An earthquake?
[11:23] wom
No! This is...
[11:25] wom
The sound of space engines firing up!
[11:29] all
Space engines?!
[11:30] wom
Yes, the rocket engines of a ship
[11:32] wom
that flies through space using highly
advanced scientific technology!
[11:39] yu
I won't let Bro Gora go!
[11:44] all
Yumoto!
[11:45] yu
Scarlet Love Lumiere!
[11:48] en
Wait!
[11:53] yu
En-chan-senpai, why did you stop me?!
[11:56] en
Calm down, Yumoto!
[11:57] en
We have a right to fight for Gora-san, too.
[12:01] at
He's always been a good host
to us at the Kurotama Bath.
[12:04] ryu
That's important.
[12:05] io
We're here with you, Yumoto.
[12:08] wom
Everyone, for the sake of Gora-san,
transform into the Battle Lovers!
[12:14] en
This love-filled planet
[12:16] en
will not abide those who lack love!
[12:18] ryu
Those who wield loveless power
[12:20] ryu
must kneel before love!
[12:22] io
Love is power!
[12:23] io
Love is hope!
[12:25] atsu
Be born for love!
[12:27] atsu
Give your life for love!
[12:29] yu
Love!
[12:29] yu
We are, forever, the heirs
to the throne of love...
[12:32] five
Battle Lovers!
[12:34] yu
Feel the power...
[12:36] five
...of love!
[12:39] haru
Too late.
[12:40] haru
You're the ones who said
you didn't want to fight.
[12:43] aki
You missed your chance.
[12:44] aki
Dadacha, take us home.
[12:46] dada
Well, you heard them.
[12:48] dada
You'd better get going.
[12:50] dada
If you don't,
[12:51] dada
I'll cast you into the vacuum of space!
[12:55] en
I'm really mad about how right they are.
[12:57] at
Though, agitating someone as much as you can
[12:59] at
then sweeping the rug out from under
them is a pretty common tactic.
[13:02] io
The effectiveness of that tactic...
[13:04] ryu
...is really getting under my skin.
[13:08] yu
Please!
[13:10] yu
Fight us!
[13:12] dada
This is...
[13:13] dada
That legendary tactic, total forthrightness?!
[13:17] wom
To refuse such an honest plea
[13:20] wom
would disgrace you both as idols and heroes!
[13:23] wom
What will you do?
[13:24] haru
A heartfelt gesture?
[13:25] aki
Cunning...
[13:26] zun
You must accept their offer!
[13:29] io
That voice came from Gora-san...
[13:32] ryu
Did he wake up?
[13:33] ryu
And he wants them to accept?
[13:36] all
You're...
[13:37] zun
Formerly head of TV Universe's programming
production department, section 2,
[13:41] zun
currently assistant head clerk-in-training
[13:43] zun
at TV Universe's historical
compilation office, copy division!
[13:45] all
Zundar!
[13:47] dada
Big bro!
[13:48] all
Big bro?!
[13:50] zun
Dear little brother, Dadacha!
[13:51] zun
I'm glad you're doing well!
[13:54] dada
You too, big bro!
[13:55] dada
I wasn't expecting you to
show up at a time like this!
[13:59] zun
Fortunately, given my current
position in the company,
[14:01] zun
it was easy to get vacation.
[14:04] dada
I got the box of detergents your
ex-wife's family sent during Bon!
[14:09] zun
Did you?
[14:11] zun
I haven't heard anything
from her lately at all...
[14:14] dada
I bet my nephews have all gotten big, too!
[14:17] zun
Yeah, the child support's
getting pretty rough.
[14:20] ryu
Huh?
[14:21] ryu
Didn't Zundar get demoted?
[14:23] io
And... they're brothers?
[14:25] io
They're not even the same species!
[14:28] en
"Copy clerk" sounds like a demotion to me.
[14:30] at
No, my biggest concern is
those serious family issues.
[14:35] at
Forget everything else!
[14:37] wom
That's right!
[14:38] wom
Forget everything else!
[14:41] wom
What happens here could
decide the fate of Earth!
[14:46] zun
My beloved little brother and
beloved Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer!
[14:50] zun
Now is the time for you to show
your glory to the universe!
[14:54] haru
Dadacha.
[14:55] haru
Who is this guy?
[14:57] aki
A porcupine?
[14:58] zun
On one side, the ones who ruined my TV show,
CIDE 2, and consigned it to the cancellation bin...
[15:02] zun
the Earth Defense Club!
[15:04] zun
The ones who had Chief Hireashi
sent to the DVD pressing factory,
[15:07] zun
and I, Zundar, to a do-nothing
job... the Battle Lovers!
[15:12] zun
And on the other side, the space idols
with an album currently on sale,
[15:15] zun
the VEPPer!
[15:16] zun
What brings them together?
[15:18] zun
Maximum Gorar of CIDE 1!
[15:20] zun
It's a beyond-thrilling development!
[15:23] dada
Big bro!
[15:23] dada
You're wonderful! Huggles!
[15:26] ryu
It's a little weird for him to label
it "beyond-thrilling" himself.
[15:29] at
Well, that's TV people for you.
[15:32] zun
This will bring big ratings for sure!
[15:34] zun
And this project will return me
to the programming department!
[15:38] en
Atsushi, tell him he's really counting
his chickens before they hatch.
[15:42] at
No, he's really psyched himself up.
[15:44] at
I would feel bad letting him
know the real story now.
[15:47] yu
I don't care about reasons or projects...
[15:51] yu
As long as you wake Bro Gora up safely!
[15:55] haru
This guy really does get under my skin.
[15:57] aki
I'd love to see him cry.
[15:59] dada
Good!
[16:00] dada
Now's the time!
[16:02] zun
Three, two, one, cue!
[16:15] dada
Ladies and gentlemen!
[16:18] dada
Welcome to the amazing show!
[16:21] dada
This is Idol Battle!
[16:24] dada
We're about to witness a
fierce and beautiful battle
[16:27] dada
for the title of #1 idols on Earth!
[16:33] dada
Will it be VEPPer or the Battle Lovers?
[16:36] dada
You're the ones who will decide!
[16:38] dada
Please use the "Like" button
on your remote control at home!
[16:47] dada
If the coin comes up Dadacha,
VEPPer will go first!
[16:49] dada
If it comes up Wombat, the
Battle Lovers will go first!
[16:57] dada
VEPPer goes first!
[17:00] en
Don't you think it's strange, Atsushi?
[17:03] at
How so?
[17:04] en
In games, usually going second
gives you the advantage, right?
[17:07] at
You're right!
[17:08] at
Especially at music recitals
and figure skating
[17:10] at
and other performance-based competitions.
[17:14] en
But when they learned they were
going first, they grinned.
[17:26] dada
Welcome to the VEPP theater!
[17:29] dada
I'm proud to introduce
[17:31] dada
that marvelous duo, the VEPPer!
[17:36] dada
Now's the time!
[17:37] dada
Enjoy the show!
[17:43] dada
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[17:50] dada
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[17:53] dada
On the name of the stars!
[18:03] dada
VEPPer, bringing a thrill
to this blue planet!
[18:10] dada
Let's illuminate the entire world!
[18:12] both
The twin stars shining in the heavens!
[18:13] dada
On the name of the stars!
[18:14] haru
Salty Sol!
[18:16] aki
Melty Luna!
[18:18] both
Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer!
[18:24] both
There's a shining light
[18:27] both
I won't let anyone else have
[18:30] both
A pure, great revolution
[18:33] both
Destiny! Fantasy! Galaxy!
[18:36] all
Like! Like! Like!
[18:40] voice
Like!
[18:47] io
What's going on here?!
[18:49] zun
The audience's "Likes" become
attacks against their opponent!
[18:52] wom
A truly formidable advanced
scientific technology...
[18:56] at
There's too many!
[18:58] en
Don't shave down our HP
with these piddling things!
[19:00] aki
Maximum Gorar!
[19:02] aki
You were our light of hope!
[19:04] haru
We don't care if the Earth goes away!
[19:06] haru
As long as we have you, that's all we need!
[19:08] aki
Rather, we wish it would go away!
[19:11] aki
Because then, we could be together forever!
[19:17] ryu
A thrilling twist...
[19:19] ryu
or rather, a stalkery one!
[19:20] io
I can't move!
[19:22] en
I didn't think they'd have a
system like this in place...
[19:24] at
It's wearing me down both
emotionally and physically!
[19:27] yu
My brother...
[19:28] yu
I know he's Earth's hero!
[19:31] yu
And I know that sometimes he would prioritize
[19:33] yu
being a hero over being my brother...
[19:36] yu
But... But...
[19:38] yu
I don't want to lose him
to something like this!
[19:42] aki
The three of us will make
a new world together!
[19:45] aki
And you can join us there!
[20:07] dada
VEPPer received a surge of likes!
[20:10] dada
Oh?
[20:11] dada
Have the Battle Lovers
lost their will to fight?
[20:13] dada
If they don't stand up
before the count of five,
[20:15] dada
they'll forfeit the competition,
[20:17] dada
and the VEPPer will win by default!
[20:21] dada
Five!
[20:22] dada
Four!
[20:23] dada
Three!
[20:24] three
Hold it!
[20:30] at
Kin-chan?!
[20:31] en
They surprised me.
[20:32] en
What are they doing here?
[20:33] at
That's right. What about your study abroad?
[20:35] kusa
When you didn't respond to the email I sent,
[20:38] kusa
I knew something was wrong.
[20:39] ari
I've never had a faster trip home.
[20:43] gero
You certainly are magnets
for trouble, aren't you?
[20:46] ryu
What was that?
[20:53] gero
Well, well.
[20:54] gero
So you're not completely down!
[20:55] io
And you three appear to
have nothing better to do!
[20:58] ari
So?
[20:59] ari
What's the show this time?
[21:01] zun
It's been some time, Caerula Adamas!
[21:04] trio
Zundar!
[21:05] zun
That's Lord Zundar, to you!
[21:09] kusa
We are no longer
[21:11] kusa
the kind of men who will follow you blindly.
[21:14] zun
Oh? You intend to defy me?
[21:17] kusa
If following the path we have chosen
[21:19] kusa
in a way you don't like
is the same as defiance,
[21:22] kusa
then let it be so!
[21:24] zun
Then prove to me that willingness
with your own blood!
[21:28] dada
That's my big bro! Everything
he says is so cool!
[21:32] en
Yeah.
[21:33] en
That is a more profound statement
[21:34] en
than I'd expect from a papa
porcupine with child support woes.
[21:38] zun
D-D-Do not speak of my children!
[21:43] at
En-chan!
[21:48] kusa
Conquest!
[21:53] kusa
The Golden Chevalier, shining in radiance!
[21:56] kusa
Aurite!
[22:00] ari
The Silver Chevalier, rustling young leaves!
[22:03] ari
Argent!
[22:07] gero
The Pearl Chevalier, making flowers bloom!
[22:10] gero
Perlite!
[22:12] trio
We are the rulers of this blue world...
[22:15] trio
Caerula Adamas!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Love Will Save the Earth!
[23:54] yu
Next time,
"Love Will Save the Earth!"
[23:57] yu
Love Making!
[23:58] ---
12 - Love Will Save the Earth!
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[00:00] sign
--
[00:00] both
--
[00:00] sign
--
[00:00] io
--
[00:00] sign
--
[00:00] aki
--
[00:04] trio
Hold it!
[00:08] dada
My, my!
[00:09] dada
I believe this is what's
known as a "Dream Match"!
[00:12] dada
Yesterday's enemies become today's allies!
[00:15] dada
Conquest Club, will you sing for the Earth
Defense Club?!
[00:19] kusa
Don't be stupid.
[00:20] kusa
We would never take part
in such a ridiculous farce!
[00:23] dada
What...?
[00:25] both
What a twist!
SIGN At last, the idol battle begins!
SIGN Who will win? The Beppu Brothers or the Defense Club?
SIGN What is the truth behind the Galaxy Idols?
SIGN And will love save the Earth?!
SIGN Love Will Save the Earth!
[01:18] kusa
We, the Binan High School
Student Council, do not sing.
[01:21] kusa
But if you attempt to bring harm
to students from our school,
[01:26] kusa
we will not hesitate to fight you!
[01:28] ari
If the president says so...
[01:30] gero
If the president and vice president say so...
[01:33] yu
We're okay now!
[01:35] yu
We can do it ourselves.
[01:37] ari
Really?
[01:38] yu
While you guys and our
Senpai were buying time,
[01:41] yu
our HP recovered!
[01:43] wom
The Battle Lover suits' highly
advanced scientific technology
[01:47] wom
is mounted with a self-repair system
powered by the placebo effect!
[01:52] en
Wait, that means it's all in our heads, right?
[01:55] yu
Which means it's our turn to sing!
[01:57] en
You're kidding.
[01:58] atsu
It's either that or a smackdown.
[02:01] ryu
I'd rather sing.
[02:02] io
Same.
[02:03] yu
Then let's do it!
[02:05] yu
Our Earth Defense Club song!
[02:11] all
No matter how times we fall,
we'll just get back up!
[02:16] all
Just as the sun rises from the ground!
[02:27] voices
Like! Like! Like!
[02:33] voices
I make thoughtless mistakes.
[02:35] voices
I let chances slip away.
[02:38] voices
But whenever that happens...
[02:41] voices
I hear a voice!
[02:43] haru
They're getting likes?!
[02:46] aki
They have no sense of pitch or tempo...
[02:48] aki
You have to be kidding!
[02:51] aki
Gorar-san is...
[02:52] aki
waking up?
[02:55] haru
He didn't show any reaction to our singing...
[02:58] aki
Yet this pitiful performance...
[03:00] aki
Is it impossible for us to beat a bond
between brothers, no matter what we do?
[03:26] hashi
Hey, you.
[03:28] hashi
Did you have pasta with meat sauce for lunch?
[03:31] gora
Eh? Lunch?
[03:32] gora
No, mabo tofu.
[03:35] gora
From a pouch.
[03:36] hashi
Oh, I see.
[03:38] hashi
There's a stain on your shirt,
so I assumed it was meat sauce.
[03:43] gora
Do you enjoy meat sauce?
[03:46] hashi
It's fine.
[03:47] hashi
Actually, I dislike it.
[03:49] hashi
It's all crumbly, so it's
hard for me to eat it all.
[03:52] goro
I... can imagine.
[04:00] hashi
Do you enjoy chopping wood?
[04:03] gora
Oh, yes.
[04:04] gora
I do enjoy it quite a lot.
[04:12] hashi
Would you like to fight?
[04:16] hashi
I'm looking for someone who will fight.
[04:21] hashi
Well, would you give it a try, at least?
[04:36] gor
H-Hang on here!
[04:48] gor
Wh-Why...?
[04:49] hashi
You're cut out to be a hero, you know?
[04:53] hashi
What?
[04:54] hashi
You're cut out to be a hero.
[04:59] gora
Am I, really?
[05:01] hashi
I've found my villain!
[05:04] gora
Huh?!
[05:05] hashi
You are my villain!
[05:09] gora
Ha, thought so!
[05:11] gora
Medicine to make Earthlings smarter?
[05:15] gora
I'll never let you add
that to the water supply!
[05:17] gora
Earthlings gotta be dumb! Dumbasses for life!
[05:21] gora
An educational radio broadcast? On Earth?
[05:24] gora
Get that crap outta here!
[05:27] gora
I'll put a stop to all your good deeds!
[05:35] gora
Earthlings don't need to go to school!
[05:39] gora
Keep 'em stuck on Earth forever, dickcheese!
[05:42] both
Wait!
[05:43] haru
What's with this recording?
[05:45] haru
The dialogue and the images
don't match up at all!
[05:48] aki
Dumbass? Dickcheese?
[05:49] aki
Gorar would never use such filthy language!
[05:52] haru
This isn't anything like the
broadcast version, either!
[05:55] aki
This reedit is completely lacking in taste!
[05:57] en
Excuse me. Question.
[05:59] en
You VEPPer guys are Earthlings, right?
[06:02] both
We're Earthlings just like Gorar!
[06:04] en
Wasn't CIDE broadcast on TV Universe?
[06:07] zun
Indeed it was!
[06:09] en
If CIDE 1 wasn't broadcast on Earth,
[06:12] en
how do you know what happened in it?
[06:14] both
We saw it in space.
[06:16] atsu
How?
[06:17] haru
Like anyone does.
[06:18] aki
On TV.
[06:19] io
But it's the TV that we're wondering about...
[06:22] ryu
What's the story?
[06:27] (Flashback) haru
Gorar!
[06:28] (Flashback) aki
Don't worry, Haru.
[06:29] (Flashback) aki
Gorar never loses!
[06:30] (Flashback) haru
Y-Yeah.
[06:32] (Flashback) haru
You're right!
[06:34] (Flashback) both
Fight, Maximum Gorar!
[06:37] (Flashback) gora
Wood-Chopping Beam!
[06:39] (Flashback) both
Yeah!
[06:42] en
Hang on.
[06:43] en
There are so many things I have
to question. Too many things.
[06:48] atsu
What was your father's job, exactly?
[06:49] en
Yes! That was my question!
[06:51] aki
That is not the issue here!
[06:53] haru
We decided to support Gorar.
[06:56] haru
To keep on supporting him no matter what!
[07:01] gor
Send whatever you want.
[07:03] gor
I shall protect the Earth!
SIGN Can I Destroy Earth? will be airing
its final episode next week.
[07:06] both
Cancelled?!
[07:08] ari
That's right.
[07:08] ari
I believe we've heard this
story before, haven't we?
[07:12] gero
As I recall, no matter how many times
they attacked, they couldn't beat Gorar.
[07:16] gero
And then...
[07:17] zun
Something unanticipated happened.
[07:23] (Flashback) ali
Haruhiko. Akihito.
[07:26] (Flashback) ali
I heard CIDE's ending.
[07:28] (Flashback) haru
What, and now you're glad you don't have
to watch such a dumb show anymore, right?
[07:32] (Flashback) aki
Thank you for your worthless opinion.
[07:35] (Flashback) ali
Nah, it's not that.
[07:37] (Flashback) ali
I think I'm gonna miss it.
[07:40] (Flashback) ali
I was just starting to think...
[07:42] (Flashback) ali
Gorar was pretty stubborn, and
really strong, and kinda cool.
[07:47] (Flashback) ali
That's all.
[07:48] (Flashback) ali
Later.
[07:50] zun
Although Gorar was meant to be a villain,
[07:52] zun
he amassed surprising popularity.
[07:55] zun
The higher-ups saw their
plans going off the rails,
[07:57] zun
and decided to cancel the show.
[08:00] (Flashback) haru
Your stay's being extended?!
[08:01] (Flashback) aki
You said we'd be going back right away!
[08:05] (Flashback) haru
Our dad's a liar.
[08:08] (Flashback) aki
I wonder how Gorar's doing...
[08:10] (Flashback) haru
Did they really stop sending monsters?
[08:13] (Flashback) haru
I hope the Earth's really okay...
[08:15] (Flashback) aki
The show's been canceled,
[08:17] (Flashback) aki
and TV Universe probably doesn't
have the budget to keep it up.
[08:20] (Flashback) haru
I wonder why they canceled it...
[08:22] (Flashback) aki
But if it's canceled, that means
Gorar won't have to fight anymore.
[08:27] (Flashback) haru
I know that!
[08:28] (Flashback) haru
It's not that I like
watching Gorar get hurt...
[08:32] (Flashback) aki
Really?
[08:34] (Flashback) aki
You can be pretty selfish sometimes, Haru.
[08:36] (Flashback) haru
And you can say some pretty
nasty things sometimes, Aki.
[08:43] (Flashback) both
Let's stop it.
[08:44] (Flashback) aki
We're just lonely.
[08:47] (Flashback) aki
Because we miss Gorar.
[08:49] (Flashback) haru
We can't cheer him on anymore.
[08:51] (Flashback) aki
And we never got to thank him for
that first time at Binan Land.
[08:55] (Flashback) haru
"Make mischief if you must.
[08:56] (Flashback) haru
Just grow up big and strong," he said.
[08:58] (Flashback) haru
I wonder if we're doing a good job?
[09:00] (Flashback) aki
We are.
[09:02] (Flashback) aki
I'm sure if Gorar saw us, he'd be proud.
[09:05] (Flashback) haru
I hope you're right.
[09:09] (Flashback) haru
Yeah.
[09:10] (Flashback) haru
I wish Gorar could see us now...
[09:14] (Flashback) dada
No problem!
[09:16] (Flashback) haru
Yuck!
[09:19] (Flashback) dada
Yes! I just knew you had talent!
[09:23] (Flashback) dada
You Beppu Brothers are the only ones who
could ever swat the great Dadacha out of the air!
[09:27] (Flashback) aki
A flying squirrel?!
[09:28] (Flashback) dada
A dwarf flying squirrel!
[09:30] (Flashback) dada
More precisely,
[09:31] (Flashback) dada
I am a dwarf flying squirrel-like alien
[09:33] (Flashback) dada
who closely resembles one of your
Earth dwarf flying squirrels.
[09:35] (Flashback) haru
You're calling yourself a dwarf
flying squirrel-like alien?
[09:38] (Flashback) aki
I think he flew into our house by accident.
[09:40] (Flashback) aki
Let's let him out, like a rhinoceros beetle.
[09:44] (Flashback) dada
Wait! Listen to me!
[09:46] (Flashback) dada
You want to meet Gorar, don't you?
[09:49] (Flashback) aki
Did you say Gorar?
[09:50] (Flashback) dada
I did, I did!
[09:51] (Flashback) dada
Yes, I did!
[09:52] (Flashback) haru
I don't care what kind of
flying squirrel you are,
[09:55] (Flashback) haru
if you're using Gorar's name to jerk
us around, we'll tear out your fur.
[09:59] (Flashback) dada
Cut it out!
[10:00] (Flashback) dada
I've got a good deal for you!
[10:01] (Flashback) dada
With Maximum Gorar retired,
[10:04] (Flashback) dada
the only option is for you to go on TV!
[10:07] (Flashback) haru
What?
[10:08] (Flashback) haru
I don't understand.
[10:09] (Flashback) dada
Just as you saw Gorar on TV,
[10:13] (Flashback) dada
if you went on TV, Gorar
would be the one to see you!
[10:17] (Flashback) aki
But CIDE was canceled...
[10:19] (Flashback) dada
So we need a new angle.
[10:21] (Flashback) dada
Idols!
[10:22] (Flashback) both
Idols?!
[10:24] (Flashback) dada
Idols can be on music shows, of course,
but also variety shows and dramas!
[10:27] (Flashback) dada
Idols can do anything!
[10:29] (Flashback) dada
This time, you'll be the ones to reach him!
[10:32] dada
And on that day, VEPPer was born!
[10:37] haru
Bimbos like you wouldn't understand the
rigors of show business, of course.
[10:42] aki
We had to go on tour.
[10:43] aki
And sell ourselves.
[10:44] haru
We had to humble ourselves to
some deeply unpleasant people.
[10:46] haru
Because it was the only way to get to Gorar.
[10:50] aki
And at last, we broke through.
[10:51] aki
And just when we thought
we might get our own show,
[10:54] aki
a certain TV program started.
[10:56] aki
What do you think it was?
[10:58] gero
Was it, oh, the one we were on? CIDE 2?
[11:02] aki
Yes. The pathetic Conquest Club.
[11:05] aki
The idiotic Earth Defense Club.
[11:08] haru
And what annoyed us even more was
that CIDE 2 was popular in the end!
[11:12] en
Okay, but it's not like we
knew we were on a TV show.
[11:16] en
It was just Atsushi and Kusatsu's
little lovers' quarrel anyway.
[11:19] both
Don't call it a lovers' quarrel!
[11:20] en
Then what should I call it?
[11:22] io
A miscommunication?
[11:24] ryu
A misunderstanding?
[11:25] gero
A misapprehension?
[11:26] ari
Could we have a little less
talk from the second-year trio?
[11:29] ari
Kinshiro's about to die
of humiliation over here.
[11:32] kusa
Am not!
[11:33] haru
Dammit!
[11:34] haru
These idiots beat us...
[11:35] haru
Are the general public stupid?
[11:36] haru
Are they just stupid?!
[11:37] aki
We were supposed to return home
as Earth's first top space idols.
[11:42] aki
And we would have, if not for you!
[11:44] wom
And that's why you challenged
the Battle Lovers to a fight,
[11:46] wom
even though they're Earthlings like you?
[11:50] haru
That's right!
[11:51] haru
We will crush you!
[11:52] aki
We won't even allow you
the dignity of existing!
[11:59] [Messenger] sign
Wood-Chopping Warrior
Maximum Gorar
Finishing Move: Wood-Chopping Beam
Super Wood-Chopping Axe
[12:05] wom
Is it time for the smackdown?!
[12:06] dada
Wait!
[12:07] dada
Galaxy Idols aren't allowed to get in fights!
[12:11] haru
Idols aren't so limited!
[12:13] haru
Everyone expects us to have
a scuffle or two nowadays!
[12:17] aki
Have you ever been forced to do a show
[12:19] aki
where the writing was absolute crap!?
[12:23] haru
Fans who seem devoted,
[12:25] haru
then turn on you when you
don't match your image...
[12:28] aki
Incompetent producers who think only of
protecting and promoting themselves...
[12:32] haru
Those are the realities
we weathered to get here!
[12:34] aki
You think you can compare with us?!
[12:37] kusa
At-chan!
[12:38] yu
Stay back, Kin-chan-senpai!
[12:41] yu
You student council guys just watch!
[12:43] yu
This battle is between the
Earth Defense Club and VEPPer!
[12:47] kusa
But...
[12:48] atsu
Yumoto's right.
[12:49] atsu
I think we actually need to fight this one.
[12:52] en
Rising to the challenge and all that.
[12:55] io
Just as investment requires
ethics and vision,
[12:57] io
a life requires style.
[13:00] ryu
In other words, this is
where we show our stuff.
[13:04] haru
After you avoided us and looked
down on us so many times?
[13:08] haru
So you really do sing a different
tune when Gora-san's involved!
[13:10] aki
I knew it, but it's still irritating.
[13:12] aki
As people who worked our fingers
to the bone to become idols...
[13:15] yu
Is being an idol really that hard?
[13:19] haru
You bet it is!
[13:21] yu
If the fun parts don't outweigh the
hard parts, I think that's wrong!
[13:25] aki
Are you stupid?
[13:26] aki
That's mere idealism!
[13:28] aki
Look at reality!
[13:30] yu
I'm having fun in the Defense Club.
[13:32] yu
And in the Battle Lovers, too!
[13:34] yu
I think it's amazing to
knuckle down and work hard,
[13:37] yu
but won't that eventually
lead you to a dead end?
[13:39] yu
It's wonderful to do stuff for
some person or some goal, too...
[13:44] yu
But in the end, doesn't it come
down to whether you like it or not?
[13:48] haru
You make me sick!
[13:50] haru
Losers, stand aside!
[13:52] aki
We aim for the top!
[13:54] ryu
Who are you calling losers?
[13:55] io
I'd like you to amend that statement!
[13:57] haru
I don't think so!
[13:58] both
Sure-Kill Thundering Comet!
[14:02] en
Ryuu!
[14:03] atsu
Io!
[14:04] yu
Doing something to be better than
others is the dumbest thing there is!
[14:08] yu
I'd rather have people say
"he sucks, but I like him"
[14:10] yu
or "he's awkward, but I like him."
[14:13] yu
If someone told me they liked
me because I'm the best...
[14:15] yu
I'd hate that!
[14:16] aki
Stop dreaming!
[14:17] haru
Being an idol is a business!
[14:19] haru
The business of giving dreams to others!
[14:21] yu
But is there love there?!
[14:24] both
No!
[14:25] all
What?!
[14:28] wom
A complete repudiation of love?!
[14:30] kusa
They're still capable of
pushing back against Hakone Yumoto?
[14:33] haru
What idols need aren't dreams, but lies!
[14:36] aki
You trick people, deceive them, entice them.
[14:39] aki
That's what it means...
[14:41] both
...to be an idol!
[14:45] haru
Everything we've done has been for Gorar-san!
[14:48] aki
All of it for this day!
[14:50] haru
We belong to Gorar-san...
[14:53] aki
And Gorar-san belongs to us!
[14:58] yu
Bro!
[14:59] yu
Bro!
[15:01] aki
You, who speak only in platitudes...
[15:03] haru
...are weaker than us, who
act in pure self-interest!
[15:06] aki
Feeling always triumphs...
[15:08] haru
...over reason!
[15:11] yu
Bro!
[15:25] (Flashback) yu
Big bro?
[15:28] yu
Big bro!
[15:36] yu
Yumoto?
[15:38] aki
Haru! Don't falter!
[15:40] haru
I'm not faltering!
[15:44] atsu
What were you thinking, VEPPer?
[15:46] io
What do you mean?
[15:48] atsu
If it's a contest of feelings,
[15:49] atsu
Yumoto's are going to be
stronger than VEPPer's.
[15:51] en
Overwhelmingly so.
[15:53] en
Talk about a miscalculation...
[15:56] yu
No! Bro! Come back to me!
[16:04] kusa
What we're seeing...
[16:05] kusa
The souls of the Hakone Yumoto of the present
[16:06] kusa
and the Hakone Yumoto of the past are
resonating with each other across space-time?
[16:10] en
Yumoto!
[16:11] en
Calm down!
[16:12] atsu
He's losing himself to his fear!
[16:14] io
You mean he's out of control?
[16:15] ryu
Dammit, what are you doing, you idiot?!
[16:19] wom
Y-Y-Yumoto-san!
[16:22] yu
Big bro! Where are you?!
[16:25] haru
H-He's...
[16:26] ari
Unbelievable!
[16:30] yu
I'm taking back my brother!
[16:35] yu
Ultimate...
[16:36] yu
Love...
[16:38] yu
Attack!
[16:39] en
Yumoto!
[16:39] atsu
Yumoto!
[16:39] both
Yumoto!
[16:44] ryu
Stop it, Yumoto!
[16:45] io
You mustn't!
[16:46] en
Don't forget the true nature of love!
[16:48] atsu
Yumoto!
[16:48] atsu
What is love?
[16:51] en
Answer us, Yumoto!
[16:56] yu
I...
[16:57] ryu
Stupid Yumoto!
[16:58] io
Really.
[16:59] io
We have such a troublesome kouhai among us.
[17:02] atsu
Get a grip. I mean it.
[17:04] en
Don't forget, your brother Gora
isn't the only one in your life.
[17:06] en
You have all of us, too.
[17:08] yu
I'm sorry, Senpai.
[17:11] yu
I was alone in the dark,
with the cold wind blowing,
[17:16] yu
when I heard your voices...
[17:18] yu
I understand now.
[17:20] yu
The "Ai" in "Idol"
[17:22] yu
is the "Ai" of Love!
[17:26] gero
Is he going berserk again?
[17:27] ari
No, it's something else!
[17:39] kusa
Th-This is...
[17:41] wom
This is the Ultra More-Better Version!
[17:44] zun
Not again!
[17:46] yu
To me, idols are people I feel
better just having around!
[17:52] yu
Just knowing they're there
makes me feel stronger.
[17:55] yu
Just like En-chan-senpai and Atsushi-senpai
[17:58] yu
and Io-senpai and Ryuu-senpai!
[18:02] yu
That's what my brother was to
you, right, Brothers-senpai?
[18:06] yu
And if you're an idol yourself,
[18:08] yu
I think you should want to make
the people around you happy!
[18:12] yu
As many people as possible!
[18:13] en
The spiral of love...
[18:15] atsu
Of loving and being loved...
[18:16] io
It continues onward...
[18:18] ryu
For eternity!
[18:19] yu
That is the "ai" of idols!
[18:24] all
Ultra True Love Attack!
[18:53] gora
Yumoto?
[18:54] gora
Is something the matter?
[18:56] gora
Are you sick to your stomach again?
[18:58] yu
No, I'm okay.
[19:00] gora
I see.
[19:02] gora
I was having a dream.
[19:05] yu
What was it?
[19:06] yu
Tell me, big bro.
[19:08] gora
It was a dream about many
people I met long ago,
[19:11] gora
when I did many things.
[19:16] gora
Oh?
[19:17] gora
You two...
[19:19] gora
Are you the children from Binan Land?
[19:22] haru
Gorar?
[19:23] aki
How could you tell?
[19:26] gora
How?
[19:27] gora
You were in my dream, too.
[19:33] haru
Why?
[19:34] aki
Why do you have to address us
when we're at our most pathetic?
[19:39] gora
Pathetic?
[19:40] gora
How?
[19:41] gora
You've grown so big and strong.
[19:46] gora
You kept your promise to Gorar, didn't you?
[19:49] gora
I'm happy.
[19:54] gora
What's all this?
[19:56] gora
What's wrong, you two?
[20:01] gora
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[20:08] gora
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[20:11] gora
On the name of the stars!
[20:15] haru
Thanks for listening to us
all the way to the end!
[20:17] aki
We're so happy to know that
our songs can help you!
[20:22] haru
To be honest, VEPPer has been through a lot,
and we've had a lot of setbacks lately.
[20:26] haru
But now we understand what it is
that we really love to do!
[20:30] aki
We're grateful to the
people who taught us that.
[20:33] aki
And we love you, Beppu Apes!
[20:43] en
So?
[20:43] kusa
So what?
[20:45] en
Well, any stories?
[20:47] kusa
No.
[20:48] en
Oh, come on.
[20:49] en
You had fun, right?
[20:52] kusa
Did we?
[20:53] ari
It was pretty standard.
[20:54] gero
Well, there was that one interesting thing.
[20:56] gero
Jellied eels.
[20:58] ryu
Whatted whats?
[20:58] io
It's a local dish.
[21:00] ryu
Eel should be done kabayaki style!
[21:02] gero
I don't know why you expect me to defend it.
[21:04] ryu
Boy, do you suck.
[21:06] atsu
Did they have hot baths?
[21:08] kusa
No, just shower booths.
[21:10] ari
They looked a bit like toilets,
all lined up in a row.
[21:14] en
See? That's interesting.
[21:16] en
Tell us more stuff like that.
[21:18] yu
But at the end of the day,
soaking in a hot bath is the best.
[21:21] en
There goes Yumoto, jumping to philosophy.
[21:23] atsu
But I think I understand what he means.
[21:26] wom
It's the bath that makes the Earth
Defense Club what it is, right?
[21:31] yu
Yeah!
[21:32] yu
And...
[21:34] yu
We have new members, too!
[21:36] both
Yeah...
[21:37] yu
And now we're all together!
[21:40] yu
But...
[21:40] yu
I feel like someone's missing.
[21:42] wom
Erk!
[21:44] en
Gora-san's chopping wood, right?
[21:45] atsu
Zundar and Dadacha went
back to space together...
[21:49] atsu
So who could it be?
[21:50] io
Good question...
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SIGN Mr. Tawarayama was once again brought back to life thanks to the "life" brought to Earth by one of Wombat's people. Thank goodness.
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