Season 1
- 1 - In the Name of Love
- 2 - Love Means Never Feeling Regret
- 3 - Feel Love, Narcissus!
- 4 - Cute Little Boys of Love and Youth
- 5 - To Steal Love Without Regret
- 6 - Love is Something You Wear on Your Back
- 7 - Love, Training Camp, and Toothbrushes
- 8 - Love Wanders
- 9 - Love is Stronger than Pride
- 10 - Love is Glasses...
- 11 - The Trial Called Love
- 12 - Love Forever
1 - In the Name of Love
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SIGN Kurotama Bath
[00:14] atsushi
Ah, it's great being first in the bath.
[00:16] en
Atsushi, you know, there's something
I've been thinking about lately.
[00:21] atsushi
What is it, En-chan?
The tax increase? The Olympics?
[00:24] en
No, chikuwabu.
[00:26] atsushi
Chikuwabu?
[00:27] en
He's a real mystery, you know?
[00:30] atsushi
It's just chikuwabu...
[00:33] en
Not quite chikuwa, not quite fu.
[00:35] en
He doesn't exist outside of oden.
[00:37] en
Why is he even alive?
[00:39] atsu
Well, it's not alive...
[00:40] en
He's excluded from both the paste products
group and the wheat gluten group.
[00:45] en
When I think about how he must feel,
it's kind of depressing.
[00:48] atsu
But there are people who like chikuwabu.
[00:51] en
Oh? You like chikuwabu?
[00:53] en
Gonna start a club? A chikuwabu-bu?
[00:55] atsu
What? Chikuwabu-bu is too hard to say.
[00:58] en
It's the wabu-bu who plot
to dominate via chikuwabu.
[01:01] atsu
You're abbreviating it...
[01:03] en
Daikon radish and tofu fritters
contribute to the diversity that is oden
[01:08] en
by creating a savory flavor.
[01:11] en
Yet chikuwabu only absorbs that savoriness,
[01:14] en
offering nothing of its own.
[01:15] atsu
Couldn't you say the same of konjac?
[01:17] en
No, konjac is at least flexible.
[01:21] en
It's broad-minded enough to absorb that
savoriness into its deepest parts.
[01:25] en
Yet, with chikuwabu, you can
boil it for hours and hours,
[01:28] en
and most of it will remain nothing
but wheat flour mixed with water.
[01:33] en
It gives off the superficial appearance
of melting and integrating itself while,
[01:38] en
deep down, it rejects others and
denies its wheat-based origins.
[01:41] atsu
Uh, En-chan, do you hate chikuwabu?
[01:44] en
I don't know if I hate it.
[01:45] en
I just feel like I'm looking at an unknown lifeform.
[01:48] atsu
But it's not a lifeform...
[01:55] wombat
Where might this be?
[01:59] atsu
A public bath... Why do you ask?
[02:01] wombat
What is a pub-lic-bath?
[02:03] atsu
It's a place where you pay money
to sit in heated water,
[02:06] atsu
to maintain bodily hygiene and relax the mind.
[02:10] wombat
Relax the mind!
[02:12] wombat
The people of this planet have an even
more refined civilization than I thought!
[02:19] wombat
How I should like to protect this planet...
[02:22] ---
R-Right...
[02:23] wombat
Would you mind helping me?
[02:27] wombat
Please!
[02:30] wombat
Um... I'd just like...
[02:32] wombat
to talk...
[02:36] en
H-Hey! It stinks! It hurts!
The fur's pricking me!
[02:39] atsu
What is this thing? A bear? A dog? A pig?
[02:41] yumoto
Sirs! Please, no wrestling in the bath!
[02:46] yumoto
A wombat!
[02:51] yumoto
Diprotodontia Macropodidae!
[02:52] yumoto
Cousin to the koala!
[02:54] yumoto
They get sick if they get lonely
and have flat noses!
[02:57] ---
There, there! Don't struggle!
[03:00] wombat
Help me!
[03:05] en
That kid is something else.
[03:07] en
Most people would run at the
sight of a creature like that.
[03:09] en
And a pink one, no less.
[03:11] atsu
He's a first year at our school.
Hakone Yumoto, I think.
[03:21] atsu
Heading home now?
[03:24] en
The student council must have it rough.
[03:27] yuuma
And you must have it easy.
[03:30] en
In oden terms, they're daikon radish,
egg, and mochi-stuffed tofu.
[03:35] atsu
Is that a compliment?
[03:36] en
A serious compliment.
That's the golden trio, you know?
[03:39] atsu
No konjac, huh?
[03:42] yumoto
Wait for me!
[03:45] atsu
So what is he? In oden terms.
[03:48] en
The pot, maybe?
[03:49] atsu
That's not food...
[03:51] wombat
Help!
[03:53] yumoto
Wait, I said!
SIGN In the Name of Love
SIGN Binan High School
[04:10] chiku
My name is Chiku Kazutake.
SIGN Chiku Kazutake
[04:13] chiku
I'm a student at Binan High School.
[04:16] chiku
I have no strong subjects.
No weak subjects, either.
[04:19] chiku
I'm a member of the Biology Club,
but I never actually attend.
[04:23] chiku
My theory is that humans can be
divided into three categories... I think.
[04:28] man
The beautiful Nozomi invited us to a mixer.
[04:31] man
Sorry, my schedule's full already.
[04:33] chiku
The beautiful, the ugly...
and those who are neither.
[04:38] man
I'm going to be participating
in the Math Olympics.
[04:41] man
I'm in the New Year's poetry reading!
[04:43] chiku
The smart, the stupid...
and those who are neither.
[04:48] man
Ten more laps!
[04:49] man
Okay! C'mon!
[04:51] chiku
The athletic, the frail...
and those who are neither.
[04:57] man
What?
[04:58] man
I bumped into something.
[05:01] chiku
I'm... the third kind.
SIGN Class 3-C
[05:19] atsu
Stand!
[05:23] student
Is that a pet?
[05:23] student
A stuffed animal?
[05:24] student
Isn't it huge?
[05:25] student
It's giant!
[05:25] student
Why'd he bring an animal here?
[05:27] student
Hey, you think Tawarayama's
finally... you know?
[05:29] student
That, huh?
[05:31] student
Finally losing his marbles?
[05:34] atsu
Bow.
[05:36] atsu
Take your seats.
[05:38] wombat
You boys are...
[05:41] student
Did that voice come from the animal?
[05:43] student
That wasn't Tawarayama's voice.
[05:45] tamura
No. It is nothing.
[05:47] tamura
We shall begin class now.
[05:51] student
"Shall"?
[05:52] student
"Shall"?
[05:54] atsu
En-chan...
[05:55] en
I've got a bad feeling about this.
[06:00] tamura
Ah, begging your pardon, you two.
[06:03] tamura
No, please, wait for me!
[06:06] wombat
Won't you please hear me out?
[06:09] atsu
Yeah, he's talking.
[06:10] wombat
Oh, forgive me.
[06:11] wombat
Circumstances demand that
I draw attention away from myself,
[06:15] wombat
so I would appreciate it if you would act
as if you're speaking to this individual.
[06:19] atsu
Little late for that!
[06:20] wombat
But to meet you two again
like this must be destiny!
[06:24] en
No, destiny has nothing to do with it.
[06:25] wombat
Please come with me!
[06:26] en
Pass.
[06:27] wombat
Do you mean "pass" as in "approved"?
[06:29] atsu
Is that some old con man trick?
[06:31] en
On Earth, it means "I refuse."
[06:33] wombat
Wonderful!
[06:35] wombat
Please, teach me everything there is
to know about Earth culture and customs!
[06:39] atsu
Too much responsibility!
[06:40] en
Why don't you ask Mr. Tawarayama?
[06:42] wombat
Oh, no, you see, this individual has some
difficulties with mobility and endurance...
[06:46] en
That seemed vaguely insulting.
[06:47] atsu
Wasn't he turning 77 this year?
[06:49] en
No, that's not what I'm talking about.
[06:50] wombat
Setting that aside, I want us to protect this
lovable Earth with the power of love together!
[06:56] wombat
Why, you ask? I do it all for love!
[06:59] en
No, we didn't ask.
[07:00] atsu
Sorry, but we have other things to do.
[07:01] en
That's right! I need to meditate
on the matter of chikuwabu!
[07:05] wombat
Chikuwabu? What's that?
[07:07] en
It's a thing that exists, yet does not exist!
Like a symbol of uncertainty!
[07:11] en
I'm trying to figure out the purpose
of chikuwabu's existence!
[07:17] chiku
Chikuwabu's... purpose?
[07:22] yumoto
So this is where you were!
[07:24] yumoto
What, are you trying to be
Mr. Tawarayama's pet?
[07:27] yumoto
Using him as your hands?
Going undercover? Want a rice ball?
[07:30] wombat
Pardon me, but would you mind
saving me from that threat?
[07:34] en
Why?
[07:35] wombat
I realize that he presents no hatred
or malice, but instincts dictate...
[07:39] yumoto
I won't let you run again!
[07:41] wombat
I'll die if he gets near me!
[07:43] yumoto
Why? Why? I read on the net
that wombats love rice balls!
[07:47] yumoto
I wanna cuddle you!
[07:48] wombat
Pass!
[07:50] yumoto
That means "approved," right?
[07:53] atsu
Are you okay?
[07:55] chiku
Yes...
[07:57] atsu
I don't know whether to call it
a question or an opinion, but...
[08:00] atsu
Those two really aren't on the
same wavelength, are they?
[08:03] en
Not a bit.
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[08:07] ryuu
Yo.
[08:08] io
Good day, Senpai.
[08:10] atsu
Io. How are you doing today?
[08:12] io
Feeling like I just dropped a
lump of butter into boiling oil.
[08:15] atsu
And you, Ryuu?
[08:16] ryuu
Just perfect, by certain standards.
[08:18] io
I melted off twenty million in twenty minutes.
[08:21] ryuu
I ended up triple-booked.
I'm really in trouble.
[08:24] en
You guys amaze me.
[08:26] io
Money is...
[08:27] ryuu
Women are...
[08:28] both
Life!
[08:30] io
Oh, speaking of which,
[08:31] io
I found this on the door.
SIGN Urgent Please register your club officially. -Student Council
[08:34] en
A student council request for club registration?
[08:37] atsu
In other words, if we want to use the room,
we need to officially register as a club.
[08:42] en
What a pain.
[08:43] ryuu
That's why I keep telling you
[08:45] ryuu
we should be the Innocent Co-Ed Mingle Club!
[08:47] atsu
That violates public decency!
[08:49] io
Then what about the
Economics in Practice Club?
[08:52] atsu
It's lacking in high school student character!
[08:54] atsu
...is what the student council
president would say, I expect.
[08:57] en
Good point.
[08:58] en
Why not just make it the Earth Defense Club?
[09:01] atsu
Oh, that thing hanging on the door...
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[09:03] io
The mystery sign that's been hanging
there since who knows when, right?
[09:07] en
Why not? This is a pain.
[09:08] atsu
We can't do that.
[09:10] atsu
We've been buying time by
saying we'll submit it soon,
[09:13] atsu
but this might be the limit.
[09:14] io
Clubs need at least five members.
[09:16] ryuu
We need an advisor, too.
[09:21] atsu
Mr. Tawarayama?!
[09:23] ryuu
Is he... dead?
[09:31] en
The aftermath?
SIGN Hakone Yumoto
Born January 26th
Blood Type O / Aquarius
Hobby: Exercise
Likes: Animals, rice balls
[09:53] chiku
The purpose of chikuwabu...
[09:56] chiku
It has no purpose.
[09:57] chiku
Chikuwabu could disappear
and no one would care.
[10:00] white
That's right. And you could disappear, too...
[10:13] yumoto
This is bliss.
[10:14] yumoto
Cuddling really is great!
[10:17] atsu
Are you Hakone Yumoto?
[10:19] yumoto
Yeah! Thanks for always
usin' the Kurotama Bath!
[10:22] yumoto
Aren't animals awesome?
[10:24] yumoto
My cuddle battery's charged up
for the first time in forever!
[10:29] en
I think he really is dea—
[10:31] atsu
Don't say it.
[10:36] en
He came back to life?!
[10:38] wombat
After all this, I won't
ask any more of you boys!
[10:40] wombat
On the contrary, I'm going to
make you take responsibility!
[10:44] atsu
Responsibility?
[10:45] ryuu
For what?
[10:46] yumoto
He's saying we can cuddle
for the rest of our lives!
[10:49] wombat
It'll take too long to explain,
so I'll make it quick!
[10:52] wombat
Lovracelet!
[10:58] yumoto
What's this?
[10:59] yumoto
You're giving them to us?
"The Wombat Returns"?
[11:02] wombat
The Lovracelets are your love, given form!
[11:05] yumoto
Wombat's love given form?
[11:08] en
Wait, what the hell is "love given form"?
[11:11] yumoto
It buzzed!
[11:12] ryu
Are these defective?
[11:14] io
That's a problem. Should I contact the
manufacturer and earn us a quick buck?
[11:17] atsu
You're surprisingly unscrupulous.
[11:20] wombat
They are not defective!
[11:23] wombat
That's the Lovracelet's Love Alert!
[11:25] wombat
Let's go!
[11:28] wombat
It kindly lets you know immediately
[11:30] wombat
when the loveless are thinking loveless
thoughts and taking loveless actions!
[11:35] atsu
"Kindly" lets us know?
[11:37] yumoto
You're pretty smart for
someone so fuzzy, Wombat.
[11:39] wombat
Incidentally, I am not one of your
Earth mammals known as the wombat.
[11:44] yumoto
What?!
[11:46] ryuu
No, I think it's weirder that
you're surprised by that.
[11:48] yumoto
But he can speak our language!
[11:50] io
No, I think that just makes it weirder.
[11:52] atsu
And he's pink, at that.
[11:54] wombat
Don't worry about conversing.
[11:56] wombat
I have a high-performance
automatic translator.
[11:59] io
That's an amazing thing to just blurt out.
[12:01] wombat
My name is $%@ and I come from &!@$.
[12:04] atsu
What? Say that again?
[12:06] wombat
I am ^%@# and I come from $!@#.
[12:09] en
Was it different that time?
[12:10] wombat
It's %@#$%!
[12:11] yumoto
Oh, forget it! We can just go with
Wombat. Right, Wombat?
[12:15] chikuwa
What's your deal, man?
[12:16] chikuwa
Huh? Huh?
[12:19] chikuwa
You got a problem with me? Huh? Huh?
[12:22] yumoto
What's that thing?
[12:24] ryuu
Chikuwabu.
[12:25] io
You said it!
[12:26] ryuu
But it's clearly chikuwabu!
[12:29] yumoto
The Chikawabu Monster?
[12:31] atsu
You just casually named it.
[12:32] en
Aren't you going to cuddle it?
[12:34] yumoto
Nah, that's a little out of my range.
[12:36] atsu
You have a range?
[12:38] yumoto
What are you saying? Of course I do.
[12:41] yumoto
Doesn't it look a little sticky?
[12:43] atsu
Its surface does seem to be melting...
[12:45] en
It's a little gross for me, too.
[12:47] ryuu
Is it?
[12:48] io
Uh, I think the monster part is a bigger
problem than the chikuwabu part...
[12:51] wombat
That's right!
[12:53] wombat
Now, you must "Love Making"
into the Battle Lovers!
[12:56] en
Huh? Love Ma—
[12:58] en
You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[13:01] io
What are you saying, Yufuin-senpai?
[13:04] ryuu
"Beloved Earth"?
[13:06] ryuu
No justice can come from loveless power!
[13:09] io
You, too?
[13:11] io
Love is all!
[13:14] atsu
Are you... being forced to say this?
[13:16] atsu
Live for love! Die for love!
[13:18] yumoto
I get it!
[13:19] yumoto
Making us pose and say embarrassing lines
is part of your mysterious power, right?
[13:23] wom
No, it is the power of love!
[13:26] yumoto
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[13:29] five
Battle Lovers!
[13:33] yumoto
Love Making!
[14:00] yumoto
The Sparkling Prince!
[14:01] yumoto
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[14:05] en
Love Making.
[14:15] en
The Flashing Prince!
[14:16] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[14:19] atsu
Love Making!
[14:29] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[14:30] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[14:34] io
Love Making.
[14:44] io
The Roaring Prince!
[14:45] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[14:48] ryuu
Love Making!
[14:58] ryuu
The Thrilling Prince!
[14:59] ryuu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[15:02] yumoto
Feel the power...
[15:05] five
Of love!
[15:08] yumoto
What is all this?!
[15:11] en
We look like some third-rate idol group.
[15:14] io
I know. The needless exposure
and mysterious ornamentations...
[15:17] io
This is clearly beyond weird.
[15:19] ryuu
But it looks better on
me than I was expecting!
[15:21] io
I suppose it does.
[15:23] ryuu
This will be trouble!
I'll end up even more popular.
[15:26] atsu
It won't come off!
[15:27] en
Seriously?
[15:28] en
Seriously!
[15:29] io
What, we have to stay like this forever?!
[15:31] en
Please, undo this!
[15:33] wombat
It's a bit late to be saying that!
[15:35] wombat
You boys are the Battle Lovers
who protect the Earth!
[15:39] yumoto
And what's this "Sparkling Prince" stuff?
[15:41] yumoto
I don't think it's quite right
for me to call myself a prince.
[15:44] atsu
You seem overly self-conscious.
[15:46] wombat
No matter.
[15:47] wombat
You are the heirs to the throne of love,
[15:49] wombat
so you have the right to call yourselves princes.
[15:53] en
It's not about having the right...
[15:55] atsu
First of all, we don't
want to be heirs to that.
[15:57] wombat
What was that?!
[15:59] yumoto
I don't even know what
the "throne of love" is.
[16:01] ryuu
I hope it's romantic love.
[16:02] io
It's not.
[16:04] chikuwa
I don't need love!
[16:08] atsu
The Chikuwabu Monster has lost his temper!
[16:10] atsu
He forced his way into the conversation!
[16:12] chikuwa
Live and die for love? Hah!
[16:15] chikuwa
Humans should all just die!
[16:19] yumoto
Broth? Broth?!
[16:20] chikuwa
No one needs daikon radish, egg,
chikuwa, hanpen, or cabbage rolls!
[16:24] chikuwa
I'm going to make a world of only chikuwabu!
[16:27] trio
Huh?!
[16:29] chikuwa
Once I do, the world will be united!
[16:38] atsu
What is this?
[16:39] wombat
This is your Love Making power!
[16:42] wombat
It's a "love up" of your inner love!
[16:46] yumoto
Cool!
[16:48] yumoto
Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy!
[16:49] wombat
You tried to destroy the people
who live on this lovable Earth.
[16:54] wombat
Go, and love even your enemies!
[17:00] yumoto
Love Stick!
[17:04] en
Huh? Is this love or discipline?
[17:08] wombat
Love, while gentle, is also harsh!
[17:10] yumoto
Can I shoot a beam with this? Can I?
[17:13] yumoto
Can I?!
[17:15] yumoto
I can!
[17:16] four
Seriously?!
[17:17] chikuwa
Love can go take a hike!
[17:22] yumoto
Yeah!
[17:23] yumoto
The Sparkling Prince is gonna
sparkle your sparkles off!
[17:34] atsu
It's incredible how quickly he adapts.
[17:36] en
Yeah.
[17:38] ryuu
I don't like letting him
get all the limelight.
[17:41] oi
Oh? You getting in the mood?
[17:43] ryuu
I could tell great stories about this later.
[17:44] ryuu
I'm going to join the fight!
[17:47] atsu
Well, we may as well treat a farce as a farce...
[17:49] en
...and just get it over with quickly.
[17:51] io
Yeah.
[18:00] atsu
Um, let's go with... Something-or-Other Storm!
[18:04] monster
What?!
[18:06] atsu
It actually fired!
[18:07] en
That was pretty random.
[18:09] en
Random Splash!
[18:13] io
Then I'll join in.
[18:14] io
Added Margin Bomber!
[18:18] ryuu
That's not fair! I got here first!
[18:20] ryuu
I Am Awesome Fire!
[18:25] monster
Five against one is cheating!
[18:27] atsu
Yeah, right. You were the one
saying all humans should die.
[18:31] atsu
You can't let five of them scare you.
[18:33] yumoto
Okay, let's go! Something-or-Other—
[18:35] wombat
Pardon me.
[18:36] wombat
Could you all please stop calling
out random attack names?
[18:42] yumoto
In that case, our powers unite to...
[18:56] yumoto
Love Attack!
[19:12] atsu
Hey, Yumoto, that was overkill.
[19:15] monster
I don't need your pity.
[19:17] monster
Charity and comfort are useless to me.
[19:22] en
That's convenient for an enemy to say.
[19:24] atsu
Stop this! If you say any more,
you'll raise a defeat flag!
[19:28] monster
We chikuwabu have a chikuwabu sort of pride!
[19:32] monster
Even if you won't acknowledge its existence,
[19:34] monster
I will continue to live on, as chikuwabu!
[19:37] atsu
It's not that we don't acknowledge it...
[19:40] ryuu
If I have to choose one way or
the other, I like chikuwabu.
[19:43] en
Yeah.
[19:44] en
Some people have strange tastes.
Good things will come your way someday.
[19:47] io
That's not very convincing support.
[19:50] monster
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[19:52] monster
I don't need your support!
[19:54] monster
Inconspicuousness is still a flavor!
[19:56] monster
It beats ending up with a dubious status like
burdock tempura or squid tentacle tempura!
[20:00] monster
Lay off, jerk!
[20:05] en
Physical force?
[20:06] atsu
What was the point of that
finishing move earlier?
[20:08] yumoto
Listen, you need to wake up!
[20:11] yumoto
Oden isn't complete with only one ingredient.
[20:14] yumoto
The popular trio of daikon radish,
egg, and mochi-stuffed tofu,
[20:18] yumoto
the low-profile burdock tempura,
[20:19] yumoto
the amiable thick-fried tofu,
the non-conforming cabbage rolls...
[20:23] yumoto
And chikuwabu!
[20:24] yumoto
When they all come together,
that's what you call oden!
[20:27] yumoto
The world, the Earth... It's all oden, too!
[20:30] yumoto
Oden is the Earth! You get it?
[20:34] ---
Uh-huh.
[20:36] io
He kind of forced it all to fit together, huh?
[20:38] ryuu
I can't tell if that's too big or too small.
[20:42] yumoto
Love Shower!
[20:52] monster
What is this mysterious sensation?
[20:55] monster
Comfort... Healing...
[20:57] monster
I feel the universe soaking
into me like a golden broth...
[21:00] monster
I see... So this is love...
[21:07] yumoto
Love is over!
[21:09] four
No, it's not!
[21:11] en
Huh? What was that guy's name?
[21:13] en
From the class next to ours...
[21:15] atsu
I remember. He's kinda low-profile, but...
[21:18] en
He looks clean and refreshed,
like he just had a bath.
[21:20] ---
Yeah.
[21:21] io
While we're the ones who are a total mess.
[21:25] ryuu
I reek of broth!
[21:26] yumoto
When that happens,
just hit up the Kurotama Bath!
[21:29] yumoto
I have coupons!
[21:31] yumoto
Oh, yeah!
[21:32] yumoto
One for you, too!
[21:34] en
Yeah, let's do that.
A hot bath after a bloodbath.
[21:37] atsu
Ugh, that pissed me off.
[21:39] io
Me, too.
[21:39] ryuu
Totally.
[21:40] wombat
I'll join you!
[21:42] yumoto
Come on over!
[21:43] atsu
Say, why is Mr. Tawarayama
carrying you everywhere?
[21:46] wombat
If I get too far away from him...
[21:50] white
Just who are they?
[21:53] light
Has someone appeared to try to defy us?
[21:57] white
No matter. This is well within our expectations.
[22:01] white
Next time, the real battle will begin.
[22:05] hedgehog
Prepare yourselves, Earth Conquest Club.
[22:08] white
Yes, sir.
[23:40] yumoto
Before we even realized what was happening,
[23:42] yumoto
we ended up protecting the Earth!
[23:45] yumoto
But I don't mind joining the Battle Lovers
if it means I get to cuddle Wombat!
[23:50] yumoto
Next time: Love Means Never Feeling Regret.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Love Means Never Feeling Regret
[23:53] yumoto
Love Making!
2 - Love Means Never Feeling Regret
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SIGN Love Means Never Feeling Regret
[01:36] kusatsu
Arima. It's too soon.
[01:38] ari
Really?
[01:39] ari
I don't think one or two minutes
makes a difference, myself...
[01:43] kusatsu
Those who are negligent in etiquette
will be negligent in all things.
[01:47] kusatsu
Lifestyle, academics,
[01:49] kusatsu
self-respect...
[01:51] ari
Yes, yes. Whatever you say.
[01:55] gero
President Kusatsu is as strict as ever.
[01:58] kusa
Akoya, it is easy to drift downwards.
[02:01] kusa
We, the student council of Binan High School,
[02:04] kusa
regard foolishness and mediocrity as a sin.
[02:06] kusa
We must not approve of it.
[02:08] gero
Understood.
[02:09] arima
Here you are. This is Seishodo's "White Dew."
[02:16] gero
Arima-san, it's delicious.
[02:21] arima
Glad to hear it.
[02:22] arima
It was worth sending away for.
[02:25] zun
Now, rulers of this blue world.
[02:28] zun
Members of the noble Caerula Adamas.
[02:30] zun
Let us begin the executive meeting of the
Total Conquest of Earth's Lifeforms Project.
[02:35] yumoto
Feel the power...
[02:37] all
Of love!
[02:41] arima
Why are their faces blurred out?
Their voices are strange, too.
[02:45] kusa
We haven't done anything to it.
[02:47] kusa
It seems they scrambled the
information themselves.
[02:50] yumoto
Love is over!
[02:53] kusa
Do you think they intend to interrupt our
Total Conquest of Earth's Lifeforms Project,
[02:59] kusa
Lord Zundar?
[03:00] zun
The possibility exists.
[03:03] gero
Does that mean they've been given
the same technology we have?
[03:09] zun
That voice and image filter is a product
of highly advanced scientific technology.
[03:14] ari
You mean that "voices have been changed
in the interests of privacy" thing?
[03:19] zun
It is on par with the scientific
technology of my planet.
[03:23] kusa
Planet Evil, you mean?
[03:25] zun
Correct.
[03:27] zun
If they do exist to oppose us,
we will need to take caution.
[03:31] gero
The things they wear and say
have no style whatsoever.
[03:34] gero
They can't possibly compete with us.
[03:36] gero
Or should I say, I dislike even the
idea of thinking them as equals.
[03:40] ari
I suppose we should watch them for a while?
[03:42] zun
If they appear next time, we will
need to consider countermeasures.
[03:46] zun
For now, let us move forward
with the Earth Conquest Project.
[03:50] kusa
Yes. The superior should rule and
guide the world's development.
[03:54] kusa
To this end, the foolish and the acts
of barbarism they commit must be purged.
[03:59] ari
That's quite the ambitious undertaking, I must say.
[04:02] kusa
Well then, Arima...
[04:04] kusa
The state of this Earth.
[04:05] kusa
This city.
[04:07] kusa
This school. Do you approve of it?
[04:10] kusa
Base and vulgar.
[04:12] kusa
Ignorant and incompetent.
[04:13] kusa
Stupid and silly.
[04:16] kusa
Should such students run
rampant over Binan High School?
[04:19] ari
Oh, well...
[04:23] ari
I do think some degree of
order might be necessary.
[04:26] kusa
Which means we must first establish a
model society in our immediate vicinity.
[04:31] kusa
Namely...
[04:32] gero
The Binan High School Conquest Project, right?
[04:36] gero
I unilaterally agree with President Kusatsu.
[04:39] gero
I don't want to look at ugly and dirty things.
[04:42] zun
The inferior beings should fight with
their fellows, and destroy themselves.
[04:48] kusa
That's entirely logical.
[04:50] zun
Then you should make use of the humans'
short-tempered, violent natures.
[04:54] zun
First, we need someone who
can execute the operation.
[04:57] kusa
Find someone to be our puppet,
and act through them, right?
[05:02] zun
Correct.
[05:04] zun
Lend him just a bit of our power.
[05:07] zun
Anger, hatred, jealousy...
[05:10] zun
They burn more easily than dry leaves.
[05:14] kusa
Understood, Lord Zundar.
[05:16] kusa
Then let us find us our fool at once.
[05:19] zun
Caerula Adamas, I leave this to you.
[05:22] all
Sir!
[05:25] en
Did you know?
[05:27] en
People say it's not true
that forests are disappearing
[05:30] en
to make disposable chopsticks.
[05:32] ryu
Where did that come from, Yufuin-senpai?
[05:35] en
Disposable chopsticks are made from
trees cut down to thin out forests,
[05:38] en
so they're logical from an eco-friendly,
recycling point of view.
[05:41] atsu
I know that.
[05:43] en
Well then, the phrase "boiled down"
[05:46] en
originally referred to reaching a
conclusion after a lengthy discussion.
[05:50] en
Did you know that?
[05:51] atsu
A crime of conscience or
inappropriate laughter, right?
[05:53] yumoto
Speaking of disposable
chopsticks getting boiled down,
[05:55] yumoto
my bro Gora taught me...
[05:56] yumoto
"Menma is just recycled disposable chopsticks."
[05:59] ryu
Wow, he's an idiot.
[06:01] yumoto
But it's kinda like disposable chopsticks, isn't it?
[06:04] ryu
It's just thin and rectangular, right?
[06:05] yumoto
It's also crisp.
[06:07] ryu
That doesn't mean it's chopsticks.
[06:09] ryu
The crispiness comes from the
bamboo it's made from.
[06:11] yumoto
There are disposable chopsticks
made from bamboo, too.
[06:13] ryu
Are you that determined to
say menma is chopsticks?
[06:16] yumoto
What are you saying, Ryuu-senpai?
[06:18] yumoto
Menma is menma.
[06:19] ryu
You're the one who brought it up!
[06:21] io
Anyway, can we talk about why
Wombat appears to be dead now?
[06:26] yumoto
I need one cuddle a day!
[06:29] atsu
I have no idea why that deserves a thumbs up.
[06:31] yumoto
What? It's the obvious compensation.
[06:34] atsu
For what?
[06:35] yumoto
You know, for the fight...
The Love Busters thing.
[06:39] en
Oh. Yeah.
[06:41] wombat
It's not the Love Busters!
It's the Battle Lovers!
[06:45] wombat
At least try to remember your own name!
[06:49] en
Love Battlers, Bust Lovers...
[06:52] en
They're both embarrassing,
so what's the difference?
[06:54] wombat
Battle Lovers is a venerable and noble title!
[06:58] ryu
Can't be, it's English.
[06:59] io
At least be consistent about whether
you're an alien or a foreigner.
[07:01] ryu
So inconsistent.
[07:04] en
Plus...
[07:05] en
These things won't come off.
[07:08] wombat
They're not "these things"!
They're Lovracelets!
[07:12] atsu
Yeah.
[07:13] atsu
The inability to remember proper names
means you're getting old, you know.
[07:17] en
Seriously? Is it bad?
[07:20] io
It's bad, Yufuin-senpai.
[07:22] io
Trying to have a conversation on nothing but
"these things," "those things," and "that thing"
[07:25] io
definitely means you're getting old.
[07:27] ryu
So, there's one person here
who hasn't said a single word,
[07:30] ryu
let alone a proper name.
[07:36] ryu
Mr. Tawarayama there.
[07:38] wombat
No! He'll rot!
[07:41] tawara
Now you need not worry.
[07:43] all
No, no, no...
[07:44] ryu
"Need not" in this day and age...
[07:46] io
What did you mean, "rot"?
[07:47] wombat
What I mean is, if I get too far away,
[07:51] wombat
this body's cellular metabolism will cease and...
[07:54] yumoto
You mean he's dead?
[07:56] wombat
In your planet's terms.
[07:59] en
That's a corpse?
[08:00] atsu
Dead? So you killed him?
[08:01] ryu
Murderer!
[08:02] io
That's a crime.
[08:05] yumoto
Cold?
[08:06] atsu
I don't know how you can touch him, Yumoto.
[08:08] yumoto
Yeah? But he's not that cold!
[08:10] io
But he's dead!
[08:10] ryu
Liar!
[08:11] wombat
Wait a minute.
[08:13] wombat
This individual is dead, but he is also alive.
[08:17] atsu
What's with the Schrödinger reference?
[08:19] wombat
No, it's true!
[08:22] en
This is starting to annoy me.
[08:24] tawara
I shall describe my current ability to
function independently as "difficult."
[08:30] io
That old man speak is really irritating me.
[08:33] ryu
You've got our teacher's character all wrong.
[08:35] atsu
He seriously seems possessed.
[08:37] tawara
I am currently in stasis,
but I shall recover shortly.
[08:42] atsu
Even though you're dead?
[08:43] tawara
Scientifically advanced medical mechanisms
are currently at work in my body.
[08:47] tawara
You need not worry.
[08:49] en
Easier said than done.
[08:51] wombat
As long as I am within a certain range,
his life will not be in danger.
[08:55] wombat
You know the saying.
[08:56] wombat
We are "living jointly"!
[08:59] atsu
I don't know where you pulled that one from...
[09:01] io
Putting off dealing with problems
is called the Concorde Effect.
[09:04] io
It just increases your debt.
[09:06] ryu
Besides, you can't say you love Earth
when you killed someone on it.
[09:09] wombat
There was a reason for that!
[09:11] atsu
What's the reason?
[09:12] wombat
It happened the other day,
just after I arrived on Earth!
[09:16] wombat
When I was expressing my admiration
[09:19] wombat
for the generous character and
clean habits of the people of Earth!
[09:23] atsu
Does he mean the public bath?
[09:24] yumoto
It's us!
[09:26] yumoto
The Kurotama Bath is always open for business!
[09:28] wombat
But then I was chased around by
an extremely belligerent individual!
[09:32] yumoto
Huh? Who was that?
[09:34] yumoto
Me?!
[09:35] both
Ah.
[09:37] wombat
In order to escape his relentless pursuit,
[09:40] wombat
I had no choice but to run with all my might!
[09:43] wombat
Help me!
[10:06] en
You did it, huh?
[10:07] atsu
You sure did it.
[10:08] io
You did it, all right.
[10:09] ryu
Really did it.
[10:12] wombat
Y-Yes, but...
[10:13] wombat
Is the responsibility truly mine alone to bear?
[10:17] yumoto
What? Me?
[10:18] io
Well, given the force he was
about to get cuddled with,
[10:22] io
maybe he was right to run.
[10:24] ryu
"Sekuhara"? No, you'd call it "anihara," right?
[10:26] atsu
Animal harassment, yeah.
[10:29] yumoto
I get it.
[10:31] yumoto
In that case, Wombat, cuddle me!
[10:34] yumoto
As much as you like.
[10:35] yumoto
Do it to your heart's content!
[10:37] wombat
I refuse!
[10:38] yumoto
Why?!
[10:39] wombat
I don't want cuddles, I want you
to work as the Battle Lovers!
[10:43] wombat
What I want more than anything
is for you to love the Earth!
[10:46] yumoto
But you can just love me!
[10:49] en
Question.
[10:51] en
You mean we'll have to put on
those weird costumes again?
[10:54] atsu
More than the costumes, I disliked
those grandiose introductory speeches.
[10:57] ryu
If it were just the costume...
[10:59] io
What? "If"? You mean you'd be fine
if it was just the costume?
[11:02] ryu
If I think of it as cosplay, it's totally fine.
[11:05] ryu
We can fire beams, too!
[11:06] io
Now that you mention it...
[11:08] yumoto
Well, if my cute li'l Wombat
asks it of me, I'll take it on!
[11:12] en
Hold on a minute.
[11:14] en
Can you really take something
like this on that easily?
[11:16] atsu
And how long will we have to do it?
[11:18] wombat
Until the Earth is filled with love, naturally!
[11:23] en
You're so creepy.
[11:25] io
Love? What's that?
[11:27] ryu
It's like, being happy, right?
[11:29] ryu
Like me. Or me.
[11:31] io
Just you, huh, Ryuu?
[11:33] ryu
I think love is found in the
trivial, realistic moments.
[11:36] ryu
Like sharing a can of coffee with a girl,
[11:39] ryu
or when your shoulders brush
when the train shakes!
[11:42] io
I bet I'll feel love when I get
one billion in my Cayman Islands account.
SIGN One Billion
[11:46] ryu
Talk about corrupt!
[11:47] atsu
It's fine that everyone has
his own definition of love.
[11:50] atsu
But are you okay with having
to wear embarrassing costumes,
[11:53] atsu
say embarrassing lines,
and do embarrassing things
[11:55] atsu
for the foreseeable future?
[11:57] wombat
I told you, it's nothing
to be embarrassed about!
[12:00] en
By the way...
[12:02] en
Is it okay for you to be away
from Mr. Tawarayama right now?
[12:06] tawara
It is fine.
[12:08] en
Freezing and thawing something over
and over makes it brittle, y'know?
[12:12] atsu
You need to take care with perishables.
[12:14] yumoto
Like sell-by dates.
[12:15] wombat
I'm sorry!
[12:17] yumoto
It's okay. I don't mind it so much.
[12:19] four
You should mind!
SIGN Yufuin En
Born July 2nd
Blood Type B / Cancer
Hobby: Napping
Likes: Sleeping in, hot spring manju
SIGN On sale this week New menu item!
SIGN Chicken Cutlet Curry Tanmen
[12:32] kusa
Now then...
[12:34] kusa
That stench...
[12:36] gero
What's wrong?
[12:37] ari
Kinshiro hates curry to death.
SIGN Hashida Wario
[12:44] hashi
My name is Hashida Wario.
[12:47] hashi
I like a world of order and rules.
[12:51] hashi
The thing I hate most is pi.
[12:53] hashi
Because it doesn't divide evenly.
[12:55] hashi
On that note, I also hate
families with three children.
[12:57] hashi
When parents and grandparents get
together for birthdays and Christmas
[13:00] hashi
and you have seven people sharing a cake...
[13:04] hashi
It's unbearable.
[13:06] hashi
It would be better if the
grandparents would just...
[13:12] zun
He is the one.
[13:14] kusa
Why?
[13:15] zun
His narrow-minded heart that permits
no compromise will create a raging flame.
[13:20] kusa
Yes, Lord Zundar.
[13:26] kusa
Conquest!
[13:33] kusa
The Golden Chevalier, shining in radiance!
[13:35] kusa
Aurite!
[13:39] ari
The Silver Chevalier, rustling young leaves!
[13:42] ari
Argent!
[13:47] gero
The Pearl Chevalier, making flowers bloom!
[13:50] gero
Perlite!
[13:52] trio
We are the rulers of this blue world...
[13:55] trio
Caerula Adamas!
[13:57] zun
Now, release the Zundar Needle!
[14:02] kusa
Aurum!
[14:04] ari
Argentum!
[14:06] gero
Perla!
[14:10] trio
Donum!
[14:33] wari
That which is not evenly divisible!
[14:34] wari
That which is warped!
That which is not equal!
[14:37] wari
Multiply further!
[14:38] wari
Warp this world and destroy it!
[14:42] wari
Asymmetry Beam, fire!
[14:53] guy
Hey!
[14:54] guy
Move your hand!
[14:55] guy
I can't get to the chopsticks!
[14:57] guy
That's your fault!
[15:04] ari
Are mismatched chopsticks really
enough to start a fight like this?
[15:08] gero
It really is fighting and self-destruction.
[15:10] kusa
Their own foolishness is to blame.
[15:15] en
The Lovracelet's reacting,
[15:17] en
but there's no need for all of us to go, right?
[15:19] en
I'm taking today off.
[15:21] ryuu
You mean it, Yufuin-senpai?
[15:23] atsu
Roger that. If we're short on
people, we might call you, though.
[15:26] io
Okay, permission given.
[15:28] wombat
Hey! Wait just one minute!
[15:31] wombat
Since ancient times, there have always
been five heirs to the throne of love!
[15:35] yumoto
What, really?
[15:36] wombat
I can't allow you to reduce and
revert their numbers so lightly!
[15:41] en
What? Sounds like a pain.
[15:43] wombat
Why do you think I went to all that trouble
[15:45] wombat
of thinking up five introductory speeches?!
[15:48] atsu
What, you thought up those lines?
[15:50] ryuu
No wonder I thought they had no style.
[15:53] wombat
But I spent a whole week thinking them up...
[15:56] ryuu
They have no style.
[15:57] wombat
You said it twice!
[15:59] yumoto
Well, I think it's best if all five of us go.
[16:02] wombat
See? See? See?!
[16:04] en
How come?
[16:05] yumoto
Just a feeling, I guess.
[16:06] yumoto
Or maybe I just like odd numbers
better than even ones!
[16:11] atsu
That's a more unintelligible
reason than I was expecting.
[16:14] yumoto
And we already went out together once!
[16:16] ryuu
It's true that it feels more complete that way.
[16:18] io
And you like that outfit, right, Ryuu?
[16:22] ryuu
It really does look good on me...
[16:23] wombat
I don't care! Just, please, get out there!
[16:27] en
Guess I don't have a choice.
[16:29] en
Might as well go.
[16:30] wombat
Then Love Making into the
Battle Lovers right now!
[16:37] yumoto
Love Making!
[16:41] yumoto
The Sparkling Prince!
[16:43] yumoto
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[16:45] en
The Flashing Prince!
[16:46] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[16:48] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[16:50] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[16:52] io
The Roaring Prince!
[16:53] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[16:55] ryuu
The Thrilling Prince!
[16:57] ryuu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[17:00] en
You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[17:03] ryuu
No justice can come from loveless power!
[17:06] io
Love is all!
[17:08] atsu
Live for love! Die for love!
[17:10] yumoto
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[17:13] five
Battle Lovers!
[17:15] yumoto
Feel the power...
[17:17] five
Of love!
[17:20] wari
Disorderly things!
[17:21] wari
Inadequate things! Superfluous things!
[17:23] wari
Destroy them all this instant!
[17:26] yumoto
Wait!
[17:28] yumoto
We're gonna defeat you!
[17:29] wari
What?
[17:30] ryu
That's too abridged!
[17:31] yumoto
But we already introduced ourselves before!
[17:34] en
I want to go home already,
so let's get this done.
[17:37] io
That's a careless line no hero should say.
[17:39] io
You're amazing, Yufuin-senpai.
[17:39] guy
What the heck?
[17:40] guy
"Defeat you"?
[17:42] guy
How embarrassing.
[17:44] yufuin
They're right to react like that.
[17:46] atsu
Hey, do they recognize us?
[17:48] wombat
Worry not!
[17:50] wombat
Your images and voices have been altered
to protect your personal information.
SIGN *Image and voices have been altered to protect privacy
[17:54] en
They'll still recognize us if we use our real names.
[17:56] en
For now, I'm Cerulean!
[17:58] en
Take this!
[18:02] wari
Hey, that was dangerous!
[18:05] yumoto
Yu— Cerulean-senpai's really into it!
[18:08] en
I told you, I want to get home.
[18:10] wari
Five! An indivisible number!
[18:13] wari
Then I will erase you!
[18:15] atsu
What was that?
[18:17] wari
The world must be beautifully
symmetrical and even!
[18:20] ryuu
What are you talking about?
[18:25] ryuu
You mean, you don't like this kind of thing?
[18:28] wari
Are you stupid?!
[18:30] wari
Don't show me that thing!
[18:40] yumoto
Senpai!
[18:45] yumoto
What'd you do that for?!
[18:47] wari
I will destroy warped things
and incomplete sets!
[18:51] yumoto
Why?
[18:52] yumoto
What's wrong with disposable chopsticks?
[18:58] atsu
The splinters!
[19:00] atsu
The splinters from the
chopsticks got Yu— got Scarlet!
[19:03] en
Those things really hurt.
[19:18] yumoto
This thing's making rattling noises!
[19:19] wari
A mass of chopsticks acts as my armor,
[19:23] wari
rendering your attacks useless!
[19:30] wari
The finish!
[19:34] yumoto
If you hate disposable chopsticks that much,
[19:36] yumoto
don't use them to protect yourself!
[19:40] yumoto
Just bring your own chopsticks!
[19:43] yumoto
These irregular chopsticks you're trying to
destroy have a great purpose behind them!
[19:48] wari
Purpose?!
[19:50] yumoto
I'm talking about...
[19:52] yumoto
A child's rifle!
[19:53] wari
Ch-Child's rifle?!
[19:56] yumoto
Can something so cool exist
in this world? No, it can't!
[19:59] wari
A rhetorical question?!
[20:02] yumoto
Scarlet Lumiere!
[20:10] yumoto
Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[20:13] en
Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[20:15] atsu
Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[20:18] io
Roar, Raging Gaia!
[20:20] ryuu
Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[20:35] all
Love Attack!
[20:49] yumoto
Your inability to see disposable chopsticks
as anything but chopsticks was your downfall.
[20:52] yumoto
Wash your used chopsticks and use them again!
[20:55] yumoto
Love Shower!
[21:04] wari
What is this sensation?
[21:06] wari
Comfort... Healing...
[21:07] wari
So this is love...
[21:14] hashi
Eco-friendly...
[21:17] yumoto
Love is over!
[21:19] four
We told you, it's not!
[21:21] ryuu
Well, whatever.
[21:24] kusa
One thing has become very clear.
[21:28] kusa
They are our enemies.
SIGN Kurotama Bath
[21:36] gora
Yumoto. How's the bath?
[21:39] yumoto
Just perfect, Gora.
[21:41] en
As I thought, there was no
need for all five of us.
[21:43] atsu
Yumoto just handled it all by himself.
With the force of a storm.
[21:47] ryuu
I never got to show off.
[21:48] wombat
Try harder next time.
[21:51] ryuu
That pisses me off! What's your
problem, you overgrown rodent?
[21:53] wombat
I am not a rodent!
[21:56] io
He's a marsupial.
[21:56] wombat
What are you saying?!
[21:59] yumoto
Huh?
[22:00] yumoto
Will Mr. Tawaramura be okay
in hot water like this?
[22:04] wombat
Ah, wait...
[23:41] en
A pretty boy contest at an all-boys' school?
[23:43] en
There's something wrong with this place.
[23:45] en
But the Ballet Club advisor,
Kurotori, is really pushing for it.
[23:49] en
Ugh, what a pain.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Feel Love, Narcissus!
[23:50] en
Next time: Feel Love, Narcissus!
[23:52] en
Love Making!
3 - Feel Love, Narcissus!
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SIGN Tradition! Binan High School
Pretty Boy Contest
SIGN Beautiful, Proper, Pure
SIGN The 27th of Every Month is Pretty Boy Day
[00:08] kuro
My name is Kurotori Moteo.
[00:11] kuro
Advisor to Binan High School's Ballet Club.
[00:13] kuro
Likes: Being popular.
[00:16] kuro
Dislikes: Heaviness.
SIGN Kurotori Moteo
[00:18] kuro
It carries no weight with the ladies.
[00:19] kuro
This month, at last...
[00:22] kuro
I will take the crown of Binan
High School's #1 Pretty Boy!
[00:40] en
I saw nothing.
[00:42] atsu
Let's say we saw nothing.
[00:43] en
That's just what he wants.
[00:45] yumoto
How come?
[00:46] yumoto
You could see Mr. Kurotori's entire—
[00:49] en
It's fine for you! You're the bath attendant.
[00:52] atsu
Since it's something we didn't want to see,
[00:55] atsu
we want to say we didn't see it!
[00:57] yumoto
Huh? Why didn't you want
to see Mr. Kurotori's—
[01:01] atsu
There's no reason!
[01:02] en
Most people wouldn't want to see that.
[01:04] yumoto
What's wrong with hanging out naked?
[01:06] yumoto
I love it. Seeing it and showing it!
[01:10] kuro
Hello there.
[01:12] kuro
My sweet honeys.
[01:14] kuro
Pardon me for going on ahead.
[01:17] atsu
G-Goodbye.
[01:19] yumoto
Thanks for coming!
[01:21] kuro
Spin, spin, spin!
[01:23] kuro
Spin, spin, spin!
SIGN Feel Love, Narcissus!
[03:01] en
Oh? That had to be on purpose, right?
[03:04] atsu
Yeah.
[03:05] en
Did you know?
[03:06] en
They say that hiring him for
our school was an accident.
[03:11] atsu
Mr. Kurotori?
[03:12] en
Yeah. Apparently the principal
wanted a volleyball club advisor,
[03:17] en
but he accidentally hired a
ballet dance club advisor.
[03:21] atsu
That seems too stupid to be true.
[03:23] en
But this is a principal who
holds monthly pretty boy contests
[03:26] en
even though it's an all-boys' school.
[03:29] atsu
Now that you mention it,
I suppose it is possible...
[03:33] en
But why hold a pretty boy
contest at an all-boys' school?
[03:36] atsu
Maybe it's because there are only boys here?
[03:40] ryuu
Huh? The Ballet Club?
[03:42] kuro
You are the chosen students.
SIGN Ballet Club
[03:44] kuro
Because you both caught my eye.
[03:47] kuro
Well? Won't you arabesque with me?
[03:52] io
Is there a financial advantage
to be gained from this?
[03:55] kuro
One can expect profits from
recital entrance fees and,
[03:57] kuro
if one becomes a star, profits
from sales of merchandise.
[04:01] io
Merchandise, eh?
[04:03] ryuu
How do girls like it?
[04:06] kuro
It's no exaggeration to say that
90% of ballet fans are women.
[04:10] kuro
I await a positive response from you both.
[04:14] gero
That's the Ballet Club advisor, Kurotori.
[04:17] gero
He's been pestering me to join, too.
[04:20] kusa
I heard that his club
doesn't have a single member.
[04:24] kuso
If this keeps up, we will be
forced to shut his club down.
[04:28] ari
But Kurotori's goal probably isn't
to gain more club members.
[04:32] ari
It's to gain more fans.
[04:36] kusa
Disciples to give him votes
in the pretty boy contest, eh?
[04:44] io
In terms of cost-effectiveness,
the Ballet Club isn't a very good prospect.
[04:47] ryuu
You decided to calculate it?
[04:49] io
You never know where you might find gold.
[04:52] io
Would you ever join the Ballet Club, Ryuu?
[04:55] ryuu
Nah.
[04:56] ryuu
He said 90% of ballet fans are girls,
[05:00] ryuu
but the people around me
are 100% girls, all the time.
[05:03] ryuu
So if I did ballet, my ratio
would actually go down.
[05:05] io
Even if the ratio went down,
the overall parameters would go up...
[05:09] io
But I won't bother talking to you about numbers.
[05:11] ryuu
Well, all I know is...
[05:13] io
Money is...
[05:14] ryuu
Women are...
[05:15] both
Life!
[05:16] boy
Zaou-kun, Naruko-kun.
[05:18] boy
Here are the voting forms
for the pretty boy contest.
[05:21] boy
Put them in the voting box as usual.
[05:24] io
What an annoyance.
I can't make a single yen off this.
[05:27] ryuu
And if I don't take #1,
the girls will throw a fit.
[05:31] gero
You've never taken #1.
[05:35] ryuu
What are you looking at?
[05:37] gero
I could ask you the same.
[05:38] gero
You can't seem to take your eyes off me.
[05:41] ryuu
What are you talking about?
[05:48] kuro
Heading that way, my sweet honey?
[05:51] kuro
Why not celebrate youth in the Ballet Club?
[05:57] yumoto
That paper's great!
[05:59] kuro
Read the reverse side closely, too.
SIGN Binan High School Pretty Boy Contest
Prince of Black Swannie
SIGN Cast a pure vote for Prince Kurotori
[06:02] kuro
Cast a pure vote for Prince Kurotori.
[06:05] yumoto
This paper sure is great!
[06:07] kuro
The paper?
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[06:10] yumoto
Basketball Club, go!
[06:16] yumoto
Now, the Ballet Club! Go!
[06:21] yumoto
Wow!
[06:22] yumoto
I knew it! The Ballet Club wins by a long shot!
[06:26] io
He seems to have spent a lot of money
on good paper for his pamphlets.
[06:30] ryuu
Lousy taste, though.
[06:32] en
What are you doing, Yumoto?
[06:34] atsu
Looks like he's deciding which club to join,
[06:37] atsu
based on paper airplane distance.
[06:39] wombat
That's horrible!
[06:40] yumoto
What is?
[06:41] wombat
You are already in a club-paparazzi!
[06:44] yumoto
Huh?
[06:45] wombat
Our "Defenders of Love Earth Defense Club"!
[06:48] en
Don't just name it without asking.
[06:50] atsu
And you're saying
authoritatively that it's a club?
[06:52] wombat
I submitted the application with
Tawarayama-san as the advisor.
[06:56] yumoto
But monsters don't attack every day.
[06:59] yumoto
I'm bored.
[07:00] wombat
That's no reason to two-time me!
[07:03] wombat
You play with me and cuddle
me every day, and yet...
[07:06] yumoto
But you only let me cuddle you once a day.
[07:11] en
Yumoto really is formidable.
[07:13] ---
Yeah.
[07:14] ryuu
Speaking of which, this pretty boy contest...
SIGN Binan High School Pretty Boy Contest
Prince of Black Swannie
SIGN Cast a pure vote for Prince Kurotori
[07:17] ryuu
When is it again?
SIGN Pretty Boy Day
27th (bi-nan-shi)
[07:18] io
Every month on the 27th.
[07:20] io
"Binanshi" means Pretty Boy Day.
[07:22] en
Isn't "27" more like "two-na,"
which makes "Tuna" Day?
[07:25] ryuu
Not like I care, but the one thing
I can't stand is losing to that Gero guy.
[07:29] yumoto
Why is that?
[07:30] en
Did you actually have a rivalry going?
[07:32] io
Mildly so.
[07:34] atsu
Now that you mention it, last month,
Ryuu and Gero tied for 3rd place.
[07:38] atsu
With Kusatsu at #1 and Arima at #2.
[07:41] ryuu
I bet the student council members
got whole groups to vote for them!
[07:44] ryuu
The point is, I'm knocking Gero out.
[07:47] en
Sounds fun.
[07:49] yumoto
Huh? How so?
[07:50] en
A battle between the Earth
Defense Club's "#1 Hustler" Zaou
[07:54] en
vs. the student council's
"Chief Narcissist" Gero.
[07:57] atsu
You're bored too, huh, En-chan?
[07:59] en
Thus, I call a strategy meeting to
figure out how to bring Ryuu victory.
[08:02] [SONG] sign
What is POPULARITY?
[08:03] en
Here's the topic for debate.
[08:04] atsu
There? We're starting from there?
[08:07] en
It's not attractive to achieve
only superficial popularity.
[08:10] en
To achieve true popularity,
one must discover its essence.
[08:14] ryuu
Is this really going to make me #1?
[08:17] wombat
I have a question, as well.
[08:19] wombat
This is an all-boys' school.
[08:21] wombat
Is it acceptable that "popularity" in
this case refers to popularity with boys?
[08:25] en
It is.
[08:26] atsu
It is?
[08:27] yumoto
Huh? We're thinking of ways
to get popular with boys?
[08:31] yumoto
Putting all our heads together?
[08:33] en
It's for Ryuu's sake.
[08:34] io
Even if it won't earn me a single yen,
[08:36] io
I suppose I must, if it's for Ryuu's sake.
[08:39] yumoto
Huh? Seriously?
[08:41] yumoto
If you're gonna be popular, wouldn't
it be better to be popular with girls?
[08:45] en
You're so naïve, Yumoto.
[08:47] en
To be frank, there's no point
in being popular with girls.
[08:49] yumoto
Why not?
[08:51] en
Girls are to be admired.
[08:53] ryuu
You mean love them,
rather than be loved by them?
[08:55] atsu
They do say that men are
more admiring of manly traits.
[08:59] en
That's right.
[09:00] en
They also say that women betray,
but men do not.
[09:04] io
Although money is even more loyal.
[09:07] en
The point is, there's value
in being a man loved by men!
[09:10] atsu
He said it outright!
[09:11] yumoto
Oh! But now that you mention it,
when I watch yakuza flicks,
[09:15] yumoto
my heart always flutters at the
sight of a young gang leader.
[09:18] atsu
Did you just come out?!
[09:19] en
Okay. Now that we have the
definition of popularity,
[09:22] en
our next subject is "approach."
[09:24] en
How do you get popular
with men? Think about it!
[09:26] ---
Yeah!
[09:28] wombat
What are they so fired up for?
[09:32] [SONG] sign
[Requirements to be popular with men]
[09:32] [SONG] sign
1. Strength
2. Money
3. Brotherliness
[09:33] en
We've solidified the popularity requirements.
[09:36] atsu
The #1 requirement
being strength is realistic.
[09:39] ryuu
#3 being brotherliness is realistic, too.
[09:42] io
Money is important, too.
[09:44] wombat
You got tired of it, did you?
[09:47] yumoto
Yeah, 'cause I hate thinking.
[09:50] en
Okay. Let's put our approach
into practice, and see
[09:55] en
if it produces results!
[09:56] all
Yeah!
[09:57] wombat
Oh, if only they'd be so passionately
macho about being the Battle Lovers!
[10:11] atsu
En-chan. Can you do this?
[10:12] atsu
That guy looks strong.
[10:14] en
No problem. First...
[10:16] en
You kill with the eyes!
[10:17] atsu
Not with strength?
[10:23] atsu
Ready...
[10:24] atsu
Go!
[10:28] yumoto
Senpai! Go over the top!
[10:31] en
Yeah!
[10:33] en
Over... the... top!
[10:43] atsu
Winner: Yufuin!
[10:45] en
All right!
[10:55] io
Hey. What do you think of me?
[10:58] boy
What?
[10:59] io
I'm asking what you think of me.
[11:01] boy
Well... Nothing in particular...
[11:03] io
What about now?
SIGN Account Balance
[11:12] boy
I-Incredible!
[11:15] boy
It's incredible!
[11:17] en
He's fallen.
[11:18] yumoto
The power of money is incredible!
SIGN Class 1-A
[11:28] ryuu
Working hard?
[11:32] boy
Can we help you?
[11:34] ryuu
You're triplets, right?
[11:35] boy
Yes. As you can see.
[11:37] ryuu
You want a big brother?
[11:39] trio
Huh?
[11:40] en
That came out of nowhere.
[11:41] atsu
Well, let's watch to the end.
[11:49] ryuu
You enjoy this cleaning stuff?
[11:52] boy
We don't enjoy it...
[11:54] boy
But we're on duty, so...
[11:55] boy
We have to do it...
[11:57] ryuu
Then... I'll make it so you can't!
[12:14] trio
H-Huh?!
[12:17] ryuu
Now you can't clean, right?
[12:20] ryuu
It wasn't your fault.
[12:22] ryuu
Let's hang. Come on.
[12:27] trio
Big brother!
[12:28] boy
Big brother!
[12:30] boy
Let me call you big brother!
[12:32] boy
Big brother!
[12:34] atsu
He seized the hearts of the triplets?!
[12:37] yumoto
Cool!
[12:39] ari
Those idiots are up to something again.
[12:42] gero
It's not at all beautiful, is it?
[12:44] kusa
Things are drifting downwards. Let's go.
SIGN Kinugawa Atsushi
Born October 5th
Blood Type A / Libra
Hobby: Jigsaw Puzzles
Likes: Baths, hot springs, curry
SIGN Mr. Kurotori Rally
[13:01] kuro
Why? Why did no one come?!
[13:05] kuro
After I made such a grand showing
at the arm wrestling tournament...
[13:10] kuro
If this continues, my position of
#1 pretty boy in Binan High School
[13:14] kuro
will once again be taken
by the student council...
[13:16] kuro
No, by the dark horse,
the Earth Defense Club!
[13:21] kuro
Ah...
[13:22] kuro
They should all revere me,
honor me, love me! Why?!
[13:26] kuro
Why?!
[13:28] zun
He may be a suitable servant.
[13:31] kusa
Yes, Lord Zundar.
[13:33] zun
Go, Caerula Adamas!
[13:40] kusa
Conquest!
[13:43] trio
We are the rulers of this blue world...
[13:45] trio
Caerula Adamas!
[13:48] zun
Now, release the Zundar Needle!
[13:54] kusa
Aurum!
[13:55] ari
Argentum!
[13:56] gero
Perla!
[14:01] trio
Donum!
SIGN 1579th Pretty Boy Contest
[14:15] boy
Today's the day to vote
in the pretty boy contest!
[14:18] boy
Please cast your pure,
proper, beautiful votes!
[14:22] en
We've done all we can.
[14:24] en
Now we wait for the
proclamation from on high.
[14:26] atsu
We have?
[14:29] wrestler
I'm voting for you.
[14:31] en
Right.
[14:32] boy
I'll put in for you, Naruko-kun.
[14:33] io
Thanks.
[14:34] trio
Big brother! We're gonna vote for you!
[14:37] ryuu
Let's play again sometime.
[14:38] trio
Eee!
[14:40] yumoto
Big brother.
[14:42] ryuu
Shut up.
SIGN Pretty Boy Contest
[14:45] ann
Now, the man who will
shine as honored king
[14:49] ann
of the 1579th Binan High School
Pretty Boy Contest is...
[14:56] ann
The name is...
[14:59] monster
It's me!
[15:02] monster
Swan! Swan!
[15:05] boy
What's that thing?!
[15:09] yumoto
Hey! A monster appeared!
[15:11] ryuu
Why now, of all times?!
[15:13] io
I have money riding on this,
so I'd rather it not be ruined.
[15:16] atsu
What should we do?
[15:17] en
What a pain.
[15:18] monster
Everyone! Love me!
[15:21] monster
Love Feather Storm!
[15:25] boy
I love the guy with the black wings!
[15:27] boy
I love you!
[15:32] yumoto
Gross!
[15:33] wombat
Don't freak out! Fight!
[15:36] ryuu
What was that move, anyway?
[15:38] io
It's pretty idiotic.
[15:39] atsu
Part of me wants to applaud
the opponent's cleverness, but...
[15:44] zun
You see?
[15:45] zun
With this plan, we will create
a world where boys love boys,
[15:48] zun
thus allowing no one to create any progeny!
[15:51] zun
Now, the Earth will fall to ruin.
[15:53] zun
What will you do, Battle Lovers?!
[15:56] wombat
Hey!
[15:57] wombat
Would you get to the Love Making already?!
[16:01] yumoto
That's right! We can Love Making!
[16:03] en
Oh, we're doing that again?
[16:06] yumoto
Love Making!
[16:33] yumoto
The Sparkling Prince!
[16:35] yumoto
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[16:37] en
Love Making.
[16:48] en
The Flashing Prince!
[16:49] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[16:52] atsu
Love Making.
[17:02] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[17:03] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[17:07] oi
Love Making.
[17:16] io
The Roaring Prince!
[17:18] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[17:21] ryuu
Love Making!
[17:31] ryuu
The Thrilling Prince!
[17:33] ryuu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[17:36] monster
What?!
[17:38] en
You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[17:40] ryuu
No justice can come from loveless power!
[17:43] io
Love is all!
[17:45] atsu
Live for love! Die for love!
[17:48] yumoto
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[17:50] five
Battle Lovers!
[17:52] yumoto
Feel the power...
[17:55] five
Of love!
[17:57] yumoto
Scarlet Lumiere!
[18:01] monster
I'm glad to see you, Battle Lovers!
[18:04] yumoto
What?!
[18:04] monster
Now, love me to your heart's content!
[18:08] monster
Love Feather Splash!
[18:11] all
Ow! Ouch!
[18:16] monster
Once you've been pierced by
my love feathers, it's over!
[18:18] monster
No one can resist loving me!
[18:21] monster
Come on! Gimme a hug!
[18:24] ryuu
Damn! I wanna hug it!
[18:26] io
I'll pay money for it!
[18:27] en
I want to marry it.
[18:31] atsu
I can't take it! I'll be right back!
[18:33] ryuu
He ran off without us!
[18:35] en
I never realized he was that kind of guy.
[18:41] yumoto
Wow! You flew, Senpai!
[18:47] atsu
You, with your beautiful wings...
[18:50] atsu
Let me show you the love
that burns within me...
[18:52] ryuu
Hold it!
[18:54] io
I've got more money than him!
[18:56] en
I have marriage on my mind!
[18:58] ryuu
I love you!
[18:59] io
I love you!
[18:59] en
I love you!
[19:00] atsu
I love you!
[19:03] monster
That's perfect! More love!
Offer me all your love!
[19:07] yumoto
Darn it, these guys!
[19:12] yumoto
Senpai! You're humiliating yourself!
[19:14] monster
Don't interfere!
[19:16] monster
They love me!
[19:18] monster
Why don't you love me, too?
[19:21] monster
I hit you with my love feather!
[19:24] yumoto
I don't understand that kinda thing.
[19:26] monster
In that case...
[19:28] monster
What about now?!
[19:33] yumoto
Why do you want to be loved so badly?
[19:36] monster
Why...?
[19:38] yumoto
You've never loved anyone, have you?
[19:41] yumoto
I think loving feels way
better than being loved.
[19:45] yumoto
You can cuddle, and it feels really great!
[19:48] monster
Cuddle?
[19:50] yumoto
Yeah, cuddle!
[19:51] yumoto
And if there's no one you love right now,
[19:53] yumoto
you should try cuddling yourself!
[19:56] yumoto
It feels great!
[19:58] en
What is he talking about?
[20:00] atsu
I don't know, but it's very passionate.
[20:03] yumoto
Before you try to get anyone to love you,
[20:06] yumoto
try loving yourself first.
[20:08] en
Is now... our chance?
[20:10] atsu
Now!
[20:12] yumoto
Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[20:15] en
Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[20:17] atsu
Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[20:20] io
Roar, Raging Gaia!
[20:22] ryuu
Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[20:37] yumoto
Love Attack!
[20:49] monster
How could I not realize
something so important?!
[20:52] monster
He's right! How can you live
without loving yourself?
[20:56] monster
The one you should love... is yourself!
[20:59] yumoto
That's right!
[21:00] yumoto
Love Shower!
[21:08] monster
I love me!
[21:16] yumoto
Love is over!
[21:18] yumoto
The monster was Mr. Kurotori?
[21:22] ryuu
He looks happy, though.
[21:25] io
Yes, he looks comfortable.
[21:28] en
I'm tired.
[21:34] ari
We lost again.
[21:35] gero
The Battle Lovers... Just who are they?
[21:39] kusa
We will surely have them grovel at our feet.
SIGN Kurotama Bath
[21:49] gora
Yumoto. How's the water today?
[21:53] yumoto
Perfect again today, Gora.
[21:57] en
Hey, random question.
[21:59] en
Which part do you guys wash first?
[22:02] atsu
My neck, I guess?
[22:03] yumoto
My arms!
[22:04] ryuu
Armpits.
[22:05] io
The nape of the neck.
[23:40] atsu
That reminds me. When we
were in elementary school,
[23:42] atsu
we went to see a meteor shower.
[23:44] atsu
I wish we could be kids again.
[23:46] atsu
Wait, we are kids again!
[23:48] atsu
Could a monster be behind this?
[23:50] atsu
Next time: Cute Little
Boys of Love and Youth.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Cute Little Boys of Love and Youth
[23:53] atsu
Love Making!
4 - Cute Little Boys of Love and Youth
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[00:10] atsu
Hey, there's one!
[00:13] kusa
There's another!
[00:15] atsu
Meteor showers are cool, huh?
[00:17] kusa
Yeah.
[00:22] atsu
Hey. My big sister said that
[00:24] atsu
if you make a wish three times
before a shooting star disappears,
[00:28] atsu
it'll come true.
[00:30] kusa
Isn't that just superstition?
[00:31] atsu
You think so?
[00:33] atsu
But my sister really believes it.
[00:39] kusa
What did you say?
[00:45] kusa
That's so childish.
[00:46] atsu
But I am a child.
[00:52] atsu
I thought you didn't believe it, Kin-chan.
[00:54] kusa
Just thought I'd try.
[00:56] atsu
What did you wish for?
[00:59] kusa
I wished for...
[01:00] gero
Kusatsu-san.
[01:03] ari
So this is where you were.
[01:05] gero
What are you doing here with all the lights out?
[01:08] kusa
Looking at the stars.
[01:10] gero
Stars?
[01:11] kusa
Yes. Shooting stars.
[01:14] ari
Shooting stars? Wishing on a star, eh?
[01:17] ari
I didn't know you were such a romantic, Kinshiro.
[01:22] gero
So, what did you wish for?
[01:25] kusa
I wished for...
[01:28] kusa
World domination, of course.
SIGN Cute Little Boys of Love and Youth
[03:09] yumoto
Woosh, woosh, woosh!
[03:10] wom
S-Stop it! Stop it, stop it!
[03:14] yumoto
But you stink.
[03:15] yumoto
What's it called? Animal stink?
[03:17] wom
But washing me like this...
[03:20] yumoto
When you stink,
[03:21] yumoto
after I cuddle you, people tell me I stink!
[03:26] wom
I don't stink! You're the ones who—
[03:29] yumoto
Huh? We're the ones who stink?
[03:34] yumoto
What kind of stink?
[03:34] wom
Human...
[03:36] yumoto
Human stink?
[03:37] wom
Yes!
[03:38] yumoto
Oh, really?
[03:40] yumoto
Do wombats have a sharp sense of smell?
[03:44] wom
I just happen to resemble your Earth animal.
[03:47] wom
I am not an actual wombat!
[03:51] yumoto
Then what are you?
[03:51] wom
I am wfirocbx...
[03:53] yumoto
Wfiro...?
[03:54] wom
Xjudsu...
[03:56] yumoto
Huh? Ikuju...
[03:58] yumoto
Oh, whatever! Let's just go with Wom-san!
[04:03] yumoto
Don't run away!
[04:04] wom
Made it!
[04:08] atsu
Give it a break already, Yumoto.
[04:10] atsu
You're just like a child.
[04:13] en
Well, in Yumoto's case,
it's not just his behavior.
[04:16] en
He looks like a kid, too.
[04:18] yumoto
What's wrong with that?
That means I look young, right?
[04:21] en
Young? You've got to be kidding.
[04:23] en
We're in high school, you little kid.
[04:25] yumoto
Please stop calling me a kid.
[04:28] atsu
Okay, Yumoto-kun,
what's your dream for the future?
[04:31] yumoto
To be a superhero!
[04:32] en
See? A kid.
[04:34] en
Hey, everyone! There's a kid in here!
[04:37] atsu
Besides, we're already superheroes.
[04:39] atsu
Though we didn't ask to be...
[04:41] yumoto
Oh, that's right.
[04:44] tawara
Well, I will be taking my leave ahead of you.
[04:48] yumoto
Hey, I'm not done yet.
[04:50] tawara
Pardon.
[04:52] io
You're not just young.
You really are a child, Yumoto.
[04:56] io
Do you still pay the
child fare to ride the bus?
[05:02] io
I'm so jealous. You don't
have to spend as much money.
[05:05] yumoto
You got me, huh?
[05:07] yumoto
Just kidding!
[05:08] io
That's the kind of thing
that makes you a kid.
[05:15] ryuu
Anyway, you need more than
just youth on your side.
[05:18] ryuu
You need to channel that into appeal.
[05:20] en
If you ask me, I'd say you're
pretty childish yourself, Ryuu.
[05:24] ryuu
Oh, Yufuin-senpai, you don't know my true power.
[05:28] en
What true power?
[05:29] ryuu
From married women to
elementary school girls—
[05:31] yumoto
You can't beat me in video games!
[05:33] io
You be quiet!
[05:36] yumoto
Okay...
[05:39] en
If we were in the samurai ages,
[05:42] en
we would have had our coming of age
ceremony and be full-fledged adults by now.
[05:45] en
Your looks don't determine
whether you're actually young.
[05:48] ryuu
That's a senior for you. You're so mature.
[05:51] en
Senior?
[05:52] atsu
Well, senior can refer to an
older person or an upperclassman.
[05:56] ryuu
That's right, Senior-senpai.
[05:59] en
I feel like he just called me an old man.
[06:02] en
Does my face really look that old?
[06:04] io
It means that your appearance
and behavior are both mature.
[06:07] atsu
Being called mature is a compliment, right?
[06:10] atsu
That's why, in the samurai ages,
they'd shave off their forelocks
[06:13] [SONG] atsu
and make themselves intentionally bald.
SIGN °This is his individual opinion about forelock-shaving.
[06:15] [SONG] io
Oh? Was that artificial baldness?
[06:18] [SONG] atsu
Yes, they thought being bald
made you look more adult.
[06:21] yumoto
So if I shaved myself bald,
people might not call me a kid?
[06:24] io
No, it would just look like a miso commercial.
[06:27] yumoto
What does that mean?
[06:30] en
Does my face look old?
[06:32] atsu
En-chan, are you really worried about that?
[06:34] en
Maybe so... Does my face look old?
[06:39] ryuu
Being young is a wonderful thing!
[06:41] yumoto
Me too! Me too!
[06:48] io
What is that?
[06:50] io
You don't understand at all.
[06:55] en
My inner calm reflects itself on my face.
[07:00] atsu
He's so worried about it.
[07:11] yumoto
I'm sorry, Mister. Were we being too loud?
[07:17] atsu
Hey, Yumoto.
[07:18] en
He's not an older man.
[07:21] en
He wasn't wearing his uniform,
[07:24] en
so I thought he was just some older guy, too.
[07:26] en
But I just now realized...
[07:28] atsu
He's a student at our high school.
[07:31] atsu
They call him "the guy with
the face of a 50-year-old."
SIGN Igarao Oyaji
[07:37] atsu
Igarao Oyaji!
[07:43] oyaji
Damn it. I'm not an old man.
[07:45] kid
Sir, good morning.
[07:46] oyaji
When I go to school,
they confuse me for a teacher.
[07:48] kid
Go ahead!
[07:49] oyaji
When I ride the train,
people give up their seats for me.
[07:51] kid
What's with that old guy?
[07:52] oyaji
I didn't choose to be born
with a face like this.
[07:55] oyaji
I want to enjoy my youth like
a high school student, too.
[07:59] oyaji
I'm not an old man. I'm not an old man.
[08:02] oyaji
I'm not an old man!
[08:07] ari
He's our next target, eh?
[08:10] gero
I see. I feel powerful dark energy from him.
[08:14] kusa
His age complex will likely create
a powerful negative field.
[08:21] zun
Then let us go.
[08:23] kusa
Conquest!
[08:26] trio
We are the rulers of this blue world...
[08:29] trio
Caerula Adamas!
[08:31] zun
Now, release the Zundar Needle!
[08:36] trio
Donum!
[09:01] yumoto
Good morning, Gora!
[09:03] gora
Oh, you're up early, Yumoto.
[09:04] yumoto
Yeah, I've got club stuff.
[09:07] gora
You do club stuff? Morning training?
[09:10] yumoto
Morning cuddles!
[09:12] gora
Morning cuddles?
[09:13] yumoto
Yeah, morning cuddles.
[09:15] yumoto
Thanks for the lunch, as usual!
[09:17] gora
Sorry it's rice balls again.
[09:19] yumoto
Nah, your rice balls are
the best in the world!
[09:34] yumoto
Woosh, woosh, woosh!
[09:37] atsu
How long are you going to do that?
[09:39] atsu
I can't believe you don't get tired of it.
[09:40] yumoto
But it's fun.
[09:43] io
Why not put that effort into a part-time job?
[09:46] io
You could make a lot of money.
[09:47] yumoto
That's not fun.
[09:49] ryuu
Why not pick up girls?
[09:51] yumoto
No interest in that.
[09:53] en
Does my face really look that old?
[09:55] atsu
Hey, are you still stuck on that, En-chan?
[09:57] en
But that was the first time in my life
I've been told my face looks old.
[10:01] en
People had only described me
as "hot" or "gorgeous" before.
[10:05] atsu
I've never heard that...
[10:07] io
Isn't that normal for an 18-year-old boy?
[10:10] io
Isn't it people like Yumoto and
Ryuu who are the exception?
[10:13] ryuu
Don't lump me in with Yumoto.
[10:15] ryuu
I'm cute! He's a kid.
[10:18] yumoto
You called?
[10:22] atsu
No, no. That's not true.
[10:24] atsu
Having a face that looks old
is like, for example,
[10:26] atsu
the husband in that anime who has
a coworker with really prominent lips,
[10:30] atsu
but it turns out he's really 27.
[10:32] en
Why are you talking about a nationally
famous anime all of a sudden?
[10:36] en
Why are you associating me,
an 18-year-old, with that character who's 27?
[10:40] atsu
Well, um, um...
[10:43] atsu
The savior of the century's end
with seven stars on his chest,
[10:45] atsu
the cynical #2 of the Science Ninja Team,
[10:49] atsu
and the protagonist's dark-skinned friend
[10:50] atsu
voiced by Iizuka Shouzou
in that robot war story
[10:52] atsu
are all 18, too.
[10:54] atsu
But you look much younger than them!
[10:56] en
Why is this turning into even
more of an anime superfan discussion?
[10:59] en
And why is Iizuka Shouzou-san
the only person you named outright?
[11:03] ryuu
What are they talking about?
[11:05] io
No idea.
[11:06] yumoto
I like unagi more than anago!
[11:09] wombat
Now's my chance!
[11:15] yumoto
Hey, wait!
SIGN Zaou Ryuu
Born March 13th
Blood Type B / Pisces
Hobby: Snowboarding
Likes: Girls, cherries
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[11:38] yumoto
Woosh, woosh, woosh!
[11:40] yumoto
Woosh! Woosh, woosh!
[11:42] en
Stop it, Yumoto! What are you doing?
[11:44] yumoto
Well, Wom-san ran away, so...
[11:48] en
Cut it out! Why me, then?
[11:49] atsu
He really is a kid.
[11:50] io
Such an unproductive endeavor
won't earn you a single yen, you know.
[11:54] ryuu
There's nothing fun about
two men fooling around.
[11:58] yumoto
Woosh! Woosh, woosh!
[12:00] atsu
What is this?
[12:02] atsu
I'm getting an irresistible urge to tickle En-chan.
[12:08] yumoto
Woosh, woosh, woosh!
[12:09] en
Why you now?
[12:11] atsu
Well, it just looked so fun! Woosh, woosh!
[12:14] io
Senpai, what are you doing?
[12:16] io
Actually, I want to do it, too!
[12:19] io
Woosh, woosh, woosh!
[12:19] ryuu
What are you doing, Io?
[12:22] ryuu
Damn! I'm getting revenge!
[12:25] en
Then I'll get revenge, too!
[12:28] atsu
Turning the tables is no fair!
[12:37] yumoto
Hey, doesn't something seem weird?
[12:39] en
Like what?
[12:40] atsu
Now that you mention it, why are we
acting like elementary schoolers?
[12:43] io
I just got the urge to do it.
[12:46] yumoto
It's almost like we've turned
into elementary schoolers.
[12:49] yumoto
Yeah, 'cause we have turned
into elementary schoolers!
[12:53] all
What's going on here?!
[12:55] wombat
Terrible news! An enemy's appeared!
[13:03] en
Wh-What's all this?
[13:09] atsu
What's going on?
[13:11] io
The students have all become children.
[13:14] ryuu
Darn it! I had a date after this!
[13:16] en
That's what bothers you?
[13:17] yumoto
Yay! Yay! This is kinda fun!
[13:20] en
He's the only one who doesn't
seem to have changed much.
[13:23] all
Yeah.
[13:24] en
You think this is the
work of an enemy monster?
[13:27] yumoto
Hey! Look at that!
[13:38] monster
Become young again! Become young again!
[13:44] en
Is that monster's power
turning everyone into children?
[13:47] wombat
Everyone! Time for Love Making!
[13:49] all
Right!
[13:50] yumoto
Love Making!
[13:54] yumoto
The Sparkling Prince!
[13:56] yumoto
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[13:58] en
The Flashing Prince!
[13:59] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[14:01] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[14:02] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[14:05] io
The Roaring Prince!
[14:06] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[14:08] ryuu
The Thrilling Prince!
[14:10] ryuu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[14:12] yumoto
We are...
[14:13] yumoto
Wait, what's up with this?!
[14:16] atsu
That's weird. Why's it so baggy?
[14:19] en
Our other clothes changed to child sizes.
[14:22] io
This setup is lacking consistency.
[14:24] ryu
And I really liked my costume, too.
[14:28] io
You like that thing?
[14:31] monster
Who are you people?
[14:34] en
You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[14:37] ryuu
No justice can come from loveless power!
[14:40] io
Love is all!
[14:41] atsu
Live for love! Die for love!
[14:44] yumoto
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[14:47] five
Battle Lovers!
[14:49] yumoto
Feel the power...
[14:52] five
Of love!
[14:55] yumoto
You monster! We're gonna fight you!
[14:58] monster
Battle Lovers? We'll see about that.
[15:01] yumoto
What was that?
[15:03] yumoto
Take this!
[15:04] yumoto
Scarlet Lumiere!
[15:09] yumoto
Huh? Why?
[15:10] atsu
Has our power been halved
because we're children?
[15:14] io
It's the child rate?
[15:16] monster
Then allow me to take the lead.
[15:38] monster
What's wrong, Battle Lovers?
[15:40] monster
These baggy clothes are hard to move in.
[15:42] ryuu
Damn.
[15:44] ryuu
I hate looking so uncool.
[15:46] io
That's what bothers you?
[15:49] monster
How unsightly.
[15:51] yumoto
Damn it...
[15:53] monster
Fall to ruin, Battle Lovers!
[16:02] atsu
Hey, all we're doing is saying "wah!"
[16:05] monster
Fall to ruin! Fall to ruin, all of you!
[16:08] monster
This is your punishment for treating me
like an old man based on the way I look!
[16:12] yumoto
What did he say?
[16:14] atsu
Is it possible he's...
[16:15] en
"The guy with the face of a 50-year old"...
[16:17] en
Igarao Oyaji!
[16:19] monster
Don't call me by that nickname!
[16:29] monster
Then I'll make you even younger.
[16:42] en
What's going on?
[16:44] atsu
I can't move!
[16:45] io
It appears we've turned into
kindergarteners this time.
[16:49] ryuu
What was that?
[16:51] monster
You literally can't raise a hand against me.
[16:54] yumoto
Darn you, darn you, darn you.
[16:56] yumoto
Oh, it undid our transformation.
[16:59] en
Undid? Or disrobed?
[17:02] atsu
"Disrobed our transformation"
doesn't sound right for the genre.
[17:06] io
This is very embarrassing.
[17:09] ryuu
I'm not embarrassed, but I won't
forgive you for making that smaller.
[17:14] monster
At this stage, you're effectively babies.
[17:16] monster
No, you are babies.
[17:19] monster
Then I'll send you to hell,
as easy as taking candy from a baby!
[17:27] en
Damn... At this rate...
[17:29] atsu
Are we done for?
[17:33] io
If I'd known this was going to happen,
I would have spent all my savings.
[17:37] ryuu
The women of the world will lament this.
[17:44] yumoto
Wait a minute.
[17:46] en
What is it at a time like this?
[17:48] yumoto
Something's weird.
[17:49] atsu
Weird?
[17:50] yumoto
The setup here is that everyone's turning
young because of him, right?
[17:54] io
That's right. So?
[17:56] yumoto
Then it really is weird.
[17:58] ryuu
What's weird?
[18:00] yumoto
Well, if that's the old man high school student,
[18:03] yumoto
he wouldn't look like that,
even if he turned young.
[18:07] ryuu
I get it. Even young,
someone who's ugly is still ugly.
[18:11] en
He'd never become a pretty young boy.
[18:14] atsu
Which means this is...
[18:15] yumoto
An illusion!
[18:17] monster
Oh, no!
[18:20] yumoto
Now!
[18:31] yumoto
Love Attack!
[18:37] monster
What?!
[18:51] yumoto
You're not really an old man.
[18:54] yumoto
You're an 18-year-old high school student.
[18:57] yumoto
Isn't it the resentment you feel that's
really turning you into an old man?
[19:03] atsu
That all sounds impressive,
but it's not really fixing anything.
[19:07] yumoto
Love Shower!
[19:16] monster
What is this strange sensation?
[19:19] monster
Comfort... healing...
[19:21] monster
I see... So this is love.
[19:29] yumoto
Love is over!
[19:31] io
We're back to normal!
[19:37] yumoto
Well, let's all put this
behind us and have a bath!
[19:41] yumoto
We're naked anyway!
[19:42] en
Speaking of which, where'd our clothes go?
[19:44] yumoto
Let's go!
[19:48] ari
Accursed Battle Lovers.
[19:51] gero
They foiled us yet again.
[19:53] zun
It appears we failed once more.
[19:56] kusa
Lord Zundar, I am sorry.
[19:59] zun
No matter.
[20:01] zun
Let them bask in their overconfidence for now.
[20:05] kusa
Next time, I swear...
[20:07] zun
I'll be counting on you.
[20:09] kusa
Sir.
[20:10] ari
But I thought this plan to turn the enemy
into elementary schoolers to seal their power
[20:15] ari
would work out well.
[20:18] kusa
Elementary schoolers, huh?
[20:20] gero
Is something wrong?
[20:22] kusa
No... It's nothing.
[20:26] kusa
Just remembering something from long ago.
[20:33] yumoto
Woosh, woosh, woosh!
[20:36] en
Enough of that, Yumoto.
[20:38] en
He really is a kid.
[20:40] atsu
Well, he's the only one who didn't change
at all when the enemy made us young.
[20:44] en
No matter how young you
make the kid, a kid is still a kid.
[20:52] ryuu
Oh, no!
[20:53] io
Don't worry. The shield function made
it so he wouldn't recognize our faces.
[20:56] ryuu
Oh, that's right.
[21:03] atsu
You seem to be in a good mood.
[21:05] en
Did something good happen to you?
[21:08] oyaji
Well, actually, I got a girlfriend.
[21:13] ryuu
Oh, does she like older men?
[21:14] io
Hey!
[21:15] oyaji
That's right.
[21:17] oyaji
She says they're wonderfully reliable.
[21:22] oyaji
She said she made a wish on
a star to meet a wonderful man.
[21:28] io
I see...
[21:30] atsu
You heard him.
[21:31] en
Why are you telling me that?
[21:32] ryuu
I'm glad to hear it,
though it's also kind of annoying.
[21:36] oyaji
Yes!
[21:39] en
What is it?
[21:40] atsu
He reminded me that I made a wish
on a shooting star when I was little.
[21:44] en
What was it?
[21:45] atsu
To be a superhero.
[21:47] en
Just like a kid.
[21:49] atsu
Well, I was a kid.
[21:51] en
You can't say anything about Yumoto.
[21:54] atsu
That reminds me.
[21:55] atsu
What did he wish for then, I wonder?
[21:59] yumoto
Woosh! Woosh, woosh!
[22:02] wombat
Please stop...
[22:07] wombat
Ma-Ma-Macho...
[23:40] ryuu
For some reason, the Press Society guys
are hanging around the Defense Club.
[23:44] ryuu
They muscle in on my calls to girls.
It's beyond annoying!
[23:48] ryuu
Remote control? I'll buy you one of those!
[23:50] ryuu
Next time: To Steal Love Without Regret.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN To Steal Love Without Regret
[23:52] ryuu
Love Making!
5 - To Steal Love Without Regret
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[00:04] kino
There's a mysterious cosplay group
causing a ruckus around the school lately...
[00:08] kino
Their identities aren't visible
to the naked eye or in pictures.
[00:13] kino
This could be interesting material.
SIGN To Steal Love Without Regret
[02:08] en
Raining again today?
[02:11] atsu
It is the rainy season, after all.
[02:13] en
It's hard to be enthusiastic when it's raining.
[02:16] atsu
About what?
[02:17] en
Active and aggressive things.
[02:20] atsu
In all the time I've known you,
[02:22] atsu
I've never seen you do anything
active and aggressive.
[02:26] en
Really?
[02:27] atsu
The Yufuin En I know is
always passive and defensive.
[02:31] en
That's my Atsushi.
He's got the English skills.
[02:35] io
Apparently, "naïve" and "sensitive"
[02:37] io
are not considered compliments
in the English-speaking world.
[02:40] ryuu
People say stuff like
"a naïve young man," though.
[02:42] atsu
Over there, that means "a careless young man."
[02:46] io
Exactly!
[02:48] ryuu
Why are you looking at me?
[02:50] io
It just seemed appropriate.
[02:51] ryuu
Io, I am not a careless young man.
[02:55] ryuu
I am a guileless young man.
[02:57] io
You have a wonderfully high opinion of yourself.
[03:01] en
Totally losing my motivation...
[03:02] atsu
I'm telling you, you never had any.
[03:10] en
Yumoto?
[03:13] atsu
Were your pupils dilated just now?
[03:16] yumoto
Something about touching Wom-san
takes me closer to Nirvana.
[03:22] en
Like Linus's blanket?
[03:24] atsu
Oh, yeah, like a feeling of security?
[03:26] yumoto
It's a little different from security.
[03:29] en
Then what is it?
[03:30] yumoto
What, indeed?
[03:32] en
You're asking me?
[03:33] wom
I say "no thank you" to being cuddled for no reason!
[03:36] yumoto
Don't say that!
[03:37] yumoto
Unhand me, you!
[03:39] wom
Let me cuddle you!
[03:41] wom
Day after day after day,
you've cuddled me so much,
[03:44] wom
the fur around my stomach is thinning out!
[03:47] yumoto
Then I'll do your back from now on!
[03:49] wom
That is not the issue!
[03:52] io
Does it absolutely have to be Wombat?
[03:54] io
Could it be something else?
[03:55] yumoto
Hmm! Good question!
[03:58] yumoto
Something about his cuddliness
is just right to me.
[04:02] yumoto
Gives me that "feel so fine" feeling!
[04:04] io
What if he were some other kind of fluffy?
[04:06] yumoto
I'd consider it.
[04:08] io
Floofy?
[04:09] yumoto
Absolutely!
[04:11] io
Fuzzy?
[04:12] yumoto
That would be fine.
[04:13] io
Like that over there?
[04:15] yumoto
Oh, that's good!
[04:18] yumoto
Wait, that's...
[04:21] trio
Mr. Tawarayama!
[04:23] ryuu
What is all this?
[04:24] atsu
Mold? Is it mold? It's mold!
[04:26] en
Hey, hey, hey!
[04:28] en
Cut it out!
[04:30] ryuu
Wombat, what happened
to your advanced science?
[04:33] wombat
I'm sorry!
[04:34] wombat
The high temperature and humidity lately
[04:37] wombat
have created favorable
conditions for mold growth!
[04:39] io
"Favorable"? It's utterly putrid.
[04:42] wom
It's fine! Get rid of the mold and
the main body will still be fine!
[04:47] io
The hyphae of mold go down
deeper than you'd think.
[04:50] yumoto
One time, I picked the mold off some
bread and ate it, and I got sick!
[04:53] ryuu
Are you stupid?
[04:54] yumoto
I was hungry!
[04:56] atsu
Anyway, it's bad that he's growing mold, isn't it?
[04:59] yumoto
Let's wash him! Let's wash him!
[05:00] yumoto
Everything turns out okay after a washing!
[05:05] yumoto
What's this? What color is this?
[05:07] atsu
Wombat, you have to be more
careful with Mr. Tawarayama.
[05:11] en
Yeah, there's no love in this.
[05:13] wombat
You say that I, who came here to fill
the Earth with love, have no love?!
[05:17] ryuu
Nope, none.
[05:18] io
Crude in every way.
[05:19] yumoto
Upsy-daisy!
[05:23] en
Hey. He fell.
[05:25] yumoto
There, it turned out okay!
[05:27] four
It did not!
[05:28] ryuu
If anyone saw this,
they'd say it was elder abuse!
[05:31] io
Assault, right?
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[05:32] yumoto
He just looks that way because
he's wet. If we dry him off...
[05:37] en
I thought I just heard a knock.
[05:40] ryuu
But no one's ever visited us before.
[05:43] atsu
Either way, this situation clearly looks bad!
[05:46] io
All Hell's gonna break loose, yeah.
[05:50] kino
Pardon me!
[05:53] yumoto
Man, he sure is persistent!
[05:55] en
Hey!
[05:58] yumoto
Who's there? What do you want?
[06:00] kino
Oh, how rude of me.
[06:02] kino
I am Kinosaki of the PS.
[06:05] yumoto
PS?
[06:07] kino
The Press Society.
[06:09] kino
This is my photographer, Tazawa.
[06:11] taz
Hey.
SIGN Binan High School
Press Society
Kinosaki Kou
[06:12] kino
A pleasure to make your acquaintance.
[06:14] atsu
And what do two members of
the Press Society want with us?
[06:17] kino
How rude of me.
[06:18] kino
The truth is, I publish online articles
for the Binan High School Press Society
[06:22] kino
about daily life on campus.
[06:27] atsu
Online?
[06:28] kino
The other day at a meeting,
I proposed a new project:
[06:31] kino
could we make a theme out of the
"bonds" between distinctive teachers
[06:34] kino
and the students around them?
[06:37] kino
I call it "Beloved Teachers"!
[06:40] kino
Well? Don't you think it's a great project?
[06:43] all
Yeah...
[06:44] kino
Thank you for the words of praise.
[06:47] kino
A flower of compassion blooming
quietly in the wild concrete jungle...
[06:51] kino
The bond between student and
teacher is the most precious of all!
[06:55] kino
"My teacher!" "My class!"
[06:57] kino
Souls crying out to each other!
[06:59] kino
A miraculous meeting!
[07:00] yumoto
This guy's weird.
[07:02] en
You're one to talk.
[07:04] kino
Don't let it worry you.
[07:05] kino
The press is often misunderstood.
[07:08] kino
But to root out the truth and
convey it in elaborate, minute detail...
[07:14] kino
I believe that is our mission.
[07:19] ryuu
Hey, what are you doing?
[07:20] io
I refuse to have my picture taken.
[07:22] kino
No, I just received your consent to be covered.
[07:26] kino
I thought we'd get started right away.
[07:28] ryuu
Covered?
[07:29] io
Consent?
[07:30] atsu
Who gave it?
[07:31] kino
Oh, honestly!
[07:32] kino
Right now, you just said it
was a good project, didn't you?
[07:36] kino
Now, let's get right to the
interview wth Mr. Tawarayama!
[07:41] kino
Mr. Tawarayama, from all that I've just seen,
[07:45] kino
you seem to enjoy a very frank
relationship with your students.
[07:49] en
What you've just seen?
[07:50] kino
Yes.
[07:51] kino
I was below when I caught sight of
the fun you were having by the window.
[07:57] kino
Mr. Tawarayama, you seem truly
energetic for a man of your age.
[08:02] kino
Please, tell us the secret of
your health and agile movements.
[08:08] kino
Mr. Tawarayama?
[08:10] en
We decline this interview.
[08:13] atsu
We're a boring club.
No one's going to find it interesting.
[08:15] kino
No, no.
[08:16] kino
It is the users who will determine
what's interesting and what's not.
[08:20] io
Please leave.
[08:22] ryuu
If you don't...
[08:23] kino
Um, you can refuse if you want to, but...
[08:26] kino
I have a little something
called freedom of the press.
[08:29] kino
So I'm going to gather material
without hesitation. Okay?
[08:35] io
It's a violation of our likeness usage rights.
[08:38] io
Nowadays, you have to be very careful
[08:40] io
about how you use personal information.
[08:42] kino
Yes. That's why I thought it would be
beneficial for you to use us, as well.
[08:48] kino
Let's make it a win-win situation!
[08:54] wom
Oh, dear...
[09:00] kino
Good morning, Yufuin-san!
[09:02] kino
It seems we're finally getting a bit of
a break from the rainy season, eh?
[09:06] kino
Are you feeling well, Yufuin-san?
[09:09] kino
Come to think of it,
I don't see Kinugawa-san around.
[09:12] kino
Are you all alone, Yufuin-san?
[09:14] en
Atsushi has day duty.
[09:15] en
So what do you want?
[09:17] kino
How rude of me.
[09:19] kino
I'm here for your morning
greeting and interview.
[09:22] en
Interview?
[09:23] kino
Yes. Yufuin En-san, what are your hobbies?
[09:27] en
Hobbies? None, really.
[09:29] kino
Special skills?
[09:31] en
Special skills? None, really.
[09:32] kino
He says he has no real skills.
[09:35] en
Uh, I don't like you putting it that way...
[09:37] kino
Favorite foods?
[09:39] en
Well, none really.
[09:40] kino
He has no favorite foods.
[09:41] en
Look, I told you...
[09:42] kino
You're not giving me much of an interview.
[09:45] en
Well, you can't just ask me
this stuff out of the blue.
[09:48] en
Give me some questions
that are easier to answer.
[09:51] kino
Questions that are easier to answer?
[09:53] kino
Let me see...
[09:55] kino
If you suddenly became a superhero
tasked with protecting the Earth,
[09:58] kino
what would you do?
[10:01] kino
Well, it's a purely hypothetical question.
[10:03] kino
What would you do if something
like that were to happen?
[10:08] kino
Are you the type that would find
it bothersome? Or would you...
[10:14] kino
That pose... Discomfort? Despair?!
[10:17] io
It's the rage, fury, and indignation
over a failed FX transaction!
[10:21] ryuu
You're so stupid.
[10:23] ryuu
Don't cry. I hate women who cry.
[10:26] kino
Even if he became a superhero,
he'd hate women who cry, he says.
[10:30] ryuu
I can buy you a remote control, at least.
[10:32] ryuu
Huh? Are remote controls that expensive?
[10:35] ryuu
Then just do it by hand.
[10:38] kino
It's tough when you can't
change from hot air to cold.
[10:42] ryuu
Why can't you just put it
on an automatic setting?
[10:44] kino
Carefully adjusting your settings is better
for the environment, don't you think?
[10:48] ryuu
Shut up!
[10:50] ryuu
Hello? Hello?
[10:53] kino
Your defense of romance failed, I see.
[10:55] ryuu
Save it!
[10:57] atsu
What is that?
[10:59] atsu
Like part of a "ten questions" thing?
[11:01] kino
No, no. Nothing so sophisticated.
[11:04] atsu
Good point. That would
make a boring question.
[11:08] kino
Oh, you got one on me there.
[11:15] yumoto
I can't eat any more...
[11:21] wom
Huh?
[11:22] tawara
Just ten more minutes...
[11:25] wom
What, what?
[11:36] maru
I am a puppet under my father's control.
SIGN Sousa Enkaku
[11:39] maru
I can only follow the rails he's laid for me.
[11:41] aur
Is that so?
[11:47] aur
Then perhaps it's time you did the controlling.
SIGN Io Naruko
Born December 17th
Blood Type A / Capricorn
Hobbies: Financial investment and management
Likes: Money, beef bowls
[12:02] en
They're... Or, I should say he's annoying.
[12:05] io
He's awful. In the last two days,
I've suffered a loss of 1.8 million.
[12:09] ryuu
I wish he'd disappear. Just turn to dust.
[12:12] wom
Really!
[12:13] wom
With those two hanging around,
I can't act freely at all!
[12:18] wom
I have to stay close to that
individual, and I can't even talk!
[12:22] wom
I'm so restricted! I feel so trapped!
[12:25] wom
You may as well call it oppression!
We must do something at once!
[12:30] atsu
Isn't this reaping what you sow?
[12:32] yumoto
It's okay. I'll cuddle you in exchange.
[12:35] wom
That ain't the point!
[12:36] yumoto
They didn't come see me for an interview.
[12:39] yumoto
I would've answered, too.
[12:41] wom
You were just sleepin' like a baby!
[12:43] ryuu
I've never seen Wombat so pissed off.
[12:46] io
When he gets pissed off,
he talks with a Kansai accent, then?
[12:49] atsu
It's fine to rant, but please don't
leave Mr. Tawarayama like that.
[12:53] ryuu
Really, you keep cooling
him off and heating him up...
[12:56] wom
What are you sayin'?
[12:57] wom
An hour or two away from him ain't
gonna make a difference at this point!
[13:01] yumoto
Wombat's gone delinquent!
[13:03] yumoto
Hey, what's wrong with you—
[13:05] wombat
Don't touch me!
[13:06] wombat
Jackass! Your mama's got an outie!
[13:08] ryuu
The stress is causing Wombat
to resort to name calling!
[13:12] io
He's being pretty careless.
[13:14] atsu
Does that make him naïve?
[13:18] kino
Hello!
[13:21] kino
Is this what they call a "naked hang-out"?
[13:24] kino
The Kurotama Bath.
It's a fine location, isn't it?
[13:27] kino
We're going to take
advantage of it in a big way!
[13:31] kino
So the Defense Club is taking a
bath along with their pink pet.
[13:35] kino
How nice! Talk about a fine picture!
[13:37] kino
And Mr. Tawarayama has a very
distinctive bathing style.
[13:47] atsu
Excuse me, Kinosaki-san.
[13:48] atsu
This is a private gathering.
Could you please refrain from doing this?
[13:53] kino
Oh, how rude of me.
[13:54] kino
Of course, whether you participate
or not is your own choice.
[13:58] atsu
Well, outsiders are not really... you know?
[14:01] kino
Oh? Does this place have a membership system?
[14:04] atsu
No, it's not that...
[14:07] kino
But Mr. Tawarayama sure can hold
his breath a long time, can't he?
[14:15] en
Seriously? At a time like this?
[14:17] yumoto
This is the usual Lovra—
[14:20] kino
Love? What was that? What was that?
[14:22] atsu
Um, well...
[14:24] en
Mr. Tawarayama's spent
too long in the hot water.
[14:27] en
Why don't we cool him down a while?
[14:28] both
Yes, yes, let's do that.
[14:30] kino
Ah, but...
[14:32] both
C'mon, Mr. Tawarayama!
[14:33] ---
You don't want to get dizzy.
[14:33] ---
Let's take a break over there.
[14:37] atsu
We'll be back soon.
[14:39] en
Please, enjoy the bath, you two.
[14:42] wom
Hurry! Love Making into the Battle Lovers!
[14:46] atsu
Calm down, Wombat.
[14:48] en
There's no way we can transform here.
[14:50] wom
But while we're standing here,
love is, love was, love will be...
[14:55] en
If we transform now, they'll find us out.
[14:57] atsu
I bet he's already suspicious of us.
[14:59] yumoto
Would it be bad if they found out?
[15:01] ryuu
Of course.
[15:02] io
If they find out...
[15:03] kino
What's with those outfits?
[15:05] kino
Is there a point to the big speeches?
[15:08] kino
How does it feel?
[15:09] kino
You guys!
[15:11] en
No way.
[15:15] ryuu
That hurts, darn it!
[15:17] io
Can't we turn these things off?
[15:19] wom
It won't stop until you end
it with the Love Shower!
[15:22] en
This sucks.
[15:23] atsu
If we don't hurry, they'll finish their bath!
[15:26] yumoto
We'll just have to kill him.
[15:27] all
Huh?
[15:28] atsu
Who?
[15:29] yumoto
Mr. Tawarayama. He'll have to die for us!
[15:34] all
Oh...
[15:35] all
No way!
[15:37] ryuu
How frightening!
[15:38] io
Isn't that a little out of date?
[15:41] yumoto
Now, now. Just hear me out.
[15:44] kino
What are they talking about?
[15:48] kino
What happened?
[15:50] yumoto
Mr. Tawarayama...
[15:51] yumoto
Mr. Tawarayama isn't breathing!
[15:56] yumoto
Look, Kinosaki-san!
[15:58] yumoto
See? He's not breathing, right?
And his pupils are dilated!
[16:03] yumoto
Go on! Check and make sure!
[16:06] yumoto
Do it! It's the press's job to get to the truth!
[16:10] kino
Th-That is true...
[16:12] kino
Y-You're right. It's not beating.
[16:14] yumoto
This is awful!
[16:17] atsu
So, we're going to go call a doctor!
[16:20] atsu
Please stay with Mr. Tawarayama until then!
[16:24] atsu
Let's go, Defense Club!
[16:26] atsu
Let's defend Mr. Tawarayama's life and health!
[16:29] four
Yeah!
[16:30] kino
Hey, wai—
[16:34] kino
Hey! Go after them!
[16:35] taz
But we're naked.
[16:37] kino
They're naked, too!
[16:43] wom
Now!
[16:44] yumoto
Love Making!
[16:49] en
You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[16:51] ryuu
No justice can come from loveless power!
[16:54] io
Love is all!
[16:55] atsu
Live for love! Die for love!
[16:58] yumoto
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[17:00] five
Battle Lovers!
[17:02] yumoto
Feel the power...
[17:04] five
Of love!
[17:08] ryuu
Oh, come on!
[17:09] ryuu
We don't need to do the introduction
if we're transforming in secret!
[17:11] io
Besides, we don't have time!
[17:13] wom
It's a matter of feeling and etiquette!
[17:15] wom
Let's go!
[17:21] boy
There!
[17:29] boy
It's hot.
[17:30] boy
What is this?
[17:33] boy
The air conditioner! And it's hot air!
[17:35] boy
Who hit the heater button?
[17:40] monster
Touching the control panel directly...
[17:42] monster
You hate that minor task so much,
you invented the remote control to avoid it.
[17:48] monster
But in exchange for that slight saving of time,
[17:51] monster
you also invite a great threat...
[17:54] monster
Air conditioners that can't cool in the summer!
[17:57] monster
Video games that can't get
past the title screen!
[17:59] monster
Bidet toilets that won't
stop washing your butthole!
[18:02] monster
TVs locked forever on TV Tokyo!
[18:07] monster
Now, let's make things a little warmer!
[18:12] boys
It's hot...
[18:13] boys
So hot...
[18:19] yumoto
Battle Lover Kick!
[18:26] yumoto
You are really, really,
really, really long-winded!
[18:28] yumoto
We're in a hurry, you know!
[18:30] yumoto
If you don't have a remote control,
just pull the plug and consider from there!
[18:34] ryuu
That was fast.
[18:35] en
One hit?
[18:36] atsu
It's like there was no
reason for us to be here.
[18:38] io
Seriously.
[18:39] yumoto
Okay! Let's finish this quick!
[18:42] monster
I don't think so!
[18:46] four
He stopped!
[18:50] monster
Did you forget I'm the
Remote Control Monster?
[18:55] yumoto
My body's moving on its own!
[18:57] monster
You are but a puppet that moves
as my remote control dictates!
[19:06] ---
Gulp!
[19:07] monster
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
[19:13] monster
C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
[19:17] wombat
Shut up!
[19:19] yumoto
Now!
[19:20] yumoto
Love Attack!
[19:29] yumoto
Love Shower!
[19:37] monster
So I was also a mere puppet under their control?
[19:42] monster
From now on, I should follow my own will...
[19:49] yumoto
Love is over!
[19:51] atsu
I'm so done objecting to that.
[19:53] en
Hey, this is Sousa Enkaku from class 3-B.
[19:56] atsu
So the monsters are being
controlled by someone?
[20:00] ryuu
Who could it be?
[20:01] io
Hey! We have to get back, quick!
[20:03] yumoto
Oh, no!
[20:08] kino
What should we do?
[20:10] taz
For the time being...
[20:17] yumoto
Mr. Tawarayama! Have you come to?
[20:21] yumoto
How do you feel?
[20:22] tawara
Ah, hello, my friends. I feel fine.
[20:26] yumoto
That is a fine thing to hear.
[20:28] ryuu
Why are they talking like
they're in a period drama?
[20:30] io
Who knows?
[20:31] yumoto
Mr. Tawaramura, this is
Kinosaki-san and Tazawa-san,
[20:35] yumoto
who took care of you while you were out.
[20:38] tawara
So you are my Florence Nightengales?
[20:41] kino
N-No...
[20:43] en
We fooled them completely... I guess?
[20:45] atsu
I dunno.
[20:46] yumoto
I know! A picture! Let's take a picture!
[20:49] yumoto
Gora! Come here a minute!
[20:52] gora
What is it, Yumoto?
[20:54] kino
The Village of the Eight Tombs!
[20:55] yumoto
Take our picture for us!
[20:58] gora
Sure.
[20:59] yumoto
Let us borrow that.
[21:01] gora
Okay, I'm taking it.
[21:02] yumoto
Go for it!
[21:03] gora
One, two... snap!
SIGN Earth Defense Club Defending the Teacher
[21:11] kusa
What is this?
[21:13] ari
"The heartwarming bonds that
unite the teachers and students
[21:16] ari
of Binan High School," apparently.
[21:18] kusa
What nonsense.
[21:20] kusa
And why are they dressed like this?
[21:22] kusa
It's the height of vulgarity.
[21:24] gero
Although it seems to have
gotten quite a reaction.
[21:27] kusa
A reaction?
[21:28] gero
Yes, along with words of praise
from the neighborhood.
[21:34] ari
What shall we do, Kinshiro?
[21:37] ari
We'll have to accept their
club application sooner or later.
SIGN By order of the
Binan High School
Student Council
[21:47] gero
Oh, it's upside down.
[21:50] kino
Our direct report
[21:52] kino
went pretty well for the first stage, didn't it?
[22:01] kino
Right?
[23:40] io
If we get bad grades on our finals,
the Defense Club will be disbanded?!
[23:44] io
And the student council is
offering me a position as treasurer?
[23:48] io
Sure thing, if you pay me!
[23:50] io
Next time: Love is Something
You Wear on Your Back.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Love is Something You Wear on Your Back
[23:53] io
Love Making!
6 - Love is Something You Wear on Your Back
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SIGN Salmon Vegetables Hamburg Steak
[00:07] yumoto
Food! Food!
[00:09] en
Yumoto, this is already your third meal of the day.
[00:12] yumoto
I just get so hungry after a cuddle!
[00:16] yumoto
Hey, I'll take this!
[00:18] atsu
Being young is an amazing thing.
[00:20] en
In his case, I don't think it has
anything to do with being young.
[00:24] gero
In my case,
[00:25] gero
eating without a tablecloth on the table
always cuts my appetite in half, but...
[00:30] gero
President, Vice President,
what about you two?
[00:33] kusa
I've heard that in Europe during the Middle Ages,
[00:36] kusa
they used the tablecloth to wipe their mouths.
[00:39] kusa
I'm grateful that they changed
that to individual napkins.
[00:43] ari
Speaking of which,
[00:44] ari
it's a shame the cafeteria has
no finger bowls, don't you think?
[00:46] gero
Oh, that's true.
[00:48] kusa
Let's see if we can find room
for it in the Student Council funds.
[00:52] yumoto
Box lunch! Box lunch! It makes me so happy!
[00:56] yumoto
Box lunch! Box lunch! Steamy hot!
[01:00] yumoto
You gotta eat it while it's still warm!
[01:02] kusa
The existence of such base and vulgar
individuals here at Binan High School
[01:07] kusa
absolutely cannot be permitted.
[01:08] gero
In other words, you want to do something about
[01:12] gero
the members of that Earth Defense Club thing?
[01:14] kusa
You catch on quickly, Akoya.
SIGN Love is Something You Wear on Your Back
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[02:54] wom
Oh, my...
[02:59] yumoto
An afternoon cuddle after lunch
makes me feel so much better!
[03:01] wom
Everyone!
[03:03] wom
Don't you think it's strange?
SIGN Potato Chips
[03:06] en
What is?
[03:07] atsu
That we pretend we don't see the cuddling?
[03:10] wom
No! I mean the monsters!
[03:12] yumoto
Oh? Did another one show up?
[03:14] wom
Not that!
[03:16] wom
Don't you think it's strange?
[03:18] wom
They always seem to appear close to us.
[03:22] en
Now that you mention it...
[03:23] atsu
You think the enemy could
be closer than we thought?
[03:26] io
It's true, they do appear awfully
frequently within our area of activity.
[03:30] ryuu
Yeah, they seem to show up just
as we start talking about them.
[03:37] gero
Pardon me, Defense Club members.
[03:41] gero
What is that stench?
[03:44] atsu
Hey, Gero-kun. Can we help you?
[03:53] gero
The truth is, I came to inform you
[03:55] gero
that while your group has been approved as a club,
[03:59] gero
student council rule 132 states that
[04:02] gero
if the club members' final exam
scores do not meet the average,
[04:06] gero
your club will be dissolved.
[04:08] atsu
Huh? There's a rule like that?
[04:11] gero
It was just established.
[04:14] gero
Well, that's all I wanted to say.
[04:17] gero
That stench...
[04:19] gero
Is there a dead animal here?
[04:24] en
You've got the right idea.
[04:28] atsu
I-Is that all you wanted?
[04:31] gero
Yes. I'll be going, then.
[04:35] ryuu
What are you looking at?
[04:36] gero
Weren't you the one looking at me?
[04:42] ryuu
Doesn't that guy have the
wrong idea about something?
[04:45] io
Maybe he's interested in you, Ryuu?
[04:47] ryuu
Cut that out. It's gross.
[04:50] gero
What is this unpleasant sensation?
[04:54] gero
Really, I wish that club would just fall apart.
[04:58] wom
I cannot allow it!
[04:59] wom
The Earth Defense Club,
so full of love, must not be dissolved!
[05:04] en
But from their perspective,
we must seem pretty incomprehensible.
[05:09] ryuu
Well, that's true.
[05:10] wom
Even so, we must prevent
the club's dissolution!
[05:13] yumoto
You're so passionate!
Have your needs been building up?
[05:16] atsu
That's you.
[05:18] wom
Silence!
[05:19] wom
Listen, all of you!
[05:21] wom
You absolutely must see to it that
your test scores beat the average!
[05:25] wom
That is an order!
[05:34] en
Ryuu, do you think
you'll do okay on the finals?
[05:37] ryuu
Nah, probably not.
[05:40] ryuu
You've got it good, Kinugawa-senpai.
[05:42] ryuu
You always get top scores.
[05:45] atsu
Well, I suppose.
[05:46] atsu
But I can't get 100s like En-chan does.
[05:50] ryuu
Yufuin-senpai, you've
gotten perfect scores before?
[05:52] en
Yeah, when I successfully
guess the subject matter.
[05:55] ryuu
So if there's no need to worry about Io...
[05:58] en
I guess the real problem is Yumoto.
[06:00] atsu
Yumoto's an unknown quantity, huh?
[06:02] ryuu
An unknown quantity?
[06:03] en
I hear that in math, he can tell the
area of a shape just by looking at it.
[06:07] ryuu
Without any calculations?
[06:09] en
No calculation at all.
[06:11] atsu
He probably doesn't know
the equations, after all.
[06:13] ryuu
Wow.
[06:15] atsu
But since his way of thinking is so unique,
[06:17] atsu
in subjects like Japanese, he can easily get zeroes.
[06:22] yumoto
So, how's the bath?
[06:24] en
Yumoto, are you going to do okay on your tests?
[06:27] yumoto
I'm not motivated at all.
[06:28] en
Hey, hey.
[06:30] yumoto
After all, I'm inheriting the
family bath, so I don't need school!
[06:35] gora
Yumoto. You must not become a man like me.
[06:39] gora
A man good for nothing but chopping wood...
[06:42] yumoto
Big bro...
[06:43] en
Now, now. It's because
your brother chops the wood
[06:46] en
that we can enjoy the baths, after all.
[06:49] atsu
But isn't Kurotama Bath's selling point
that it runs off a free-flowing hot spring?
[06:55] atsu
So it shouldn't really need firewood, right?
[06:58] ryuu
Then what does he chop wood for?
[07:01] yumoto
Why do you, big bro?
[07:07] yumoto
I think the screws in my
brother's head might be loose.
[07:10] en
You're one to talk.
[07:11] yumoto
Hey. Speaking of screws, do you
know why they're called "screws"?
[07:18] ryuu
Because you screw them in?
[07:19] yumoto
Oh, I see!
[07:21] yumoto
They're screws because you screw them in.
[07:23] en
You mean that wasn't a quiz,
just a normal question?
[07:25] yumoto
That's amazing!
[07:27] yumoto
Ryuu-senpai, you're amazing!
[07:30] yumoto
The riddle I've been puzzling over
since third grade is solved!
[07:32] yumoto
Yay! Yay! I did it!
[07:33] ryuu
That's too long to puzzle over something! Look it up!
[07:41] boy
Naruko-senpai gets good grades
and he's rich. He's amazing.
[07:45] boy
He pretty much has no faults at all!
[07:48] boy
H-Hey.
[07:57] itsu
My name is Itsumo Ichiban.
SIGN Itsumo Ichiban
[07:59] itsu
As my name implies, my grades are "always #1."
[08:03] itsu
But people still find me creepy because they say I sound dumb when I talk.
[08:08] itsu
I don't particularly care, though.
[08:10] boy
You know, Itsumo-senpai gets good grades,
[08:13] boy
but isn't the way he talks kinda odd?
[08:14] boy
I think he's got just one screw loose.
[08:17] itsu
What do you mean, "kinda odd"?
[08:19] itsu
If you think I'm creepy, just say I'm creepy.
[08:21] itsu
And why would you say "just one screw"?
[08:24] itsu
Why be so specific about that?
[08:25] io
He talks to himself an awful lot.
[08:26] itsu
Gets under my skin...
[08:29] io
Oh, is that the time? I've got to hurry.
[08:33] gero
Oh, pardon me.
[08:38] gero
I've been wondering...
[08:41] gero
Why does a man of your caliber
associate with that bunch?
[08:45] io
Are you talking to me?
[08:48] gero
Of course.
[08:50] gero
Someone like you would fit
right in with the student council.
[08:54] io
Is there any profit in listening to this?
SIGN Student Council Room
[09:02] gero
And so, I think the student council
requires a head accountant
[09:06] gero
who's an expert in modern finance.
[09:08] gero
In other words, a treasurer.
[09:12] ari
It's true that we're dealing
with large sums of money here.
[09:16] kusa
So, do you have any candidates?
[09:19] kusa
They must have both the
intelligence and refinement
[09:21] kusa
suitable to our student council.
[09:23] gero
Yes, I have one.
[09:32] io
Me? Become the student council's treasurer?
[09:34] gero
I don't think it's a bad deal at all.
[09:36] ari
Of course, we know you're
involved in the Defense Club, too.
[09:39] ari
We don't expect you to answer right away.
[09:41] io
No, I'll join.
[09:44] io
If it will make me a profit.
[09:47] kusa
To ask for money in exchange for a
position on the sacred student council...
[09:52] kusa
But that's interesting.
[09:54] kusa
Then we will pay you adequate compensation.
[09:58] itsu
I'm always #1 in my grade,
so why is it #2 Naruko instead of me?
[10:03] itsu
I can't understand it...
[10:06] gero
Now, even if they manage
to clear the test hurdle,
[10:09] gero
the Defense Club will be
left with four members.
SIGN Wombat
Born November 30th
(converted to Earth calendar)
Blood Type A (probably) / Sagittarius
Hobby: World peace
Likes: Love, spinach
[10:19] teach
Okay, start your tests.
[10:23] ryuu
Okay! Let's do this!
[10:25] io
Didn't you say you were tired before?
[10:27] ryuu
I am tired, but I won't sleep well if
the club is dissolved because of me.
[10:34] itsu
It gets under my skin so bad...
[10:36] itsu
He's the one person I can't lose to.
[10:39] itsu
Of course, I'm going to be #1 like always...
[10:43] teach
Itsumo, something wrong?
SIGN Combined Finals Rankings
[10:53] student
Hey, what are you doing?
[10:55] student
No pushing! What's with you?
SIGN Score Masatou Mu Zuruwaki Chitsugi Takashin Matsuji Itsumo Ichiban Naruko Io Name
[10:58] itsu
Wh-What is this?!
[11:00] itsu
Th-This must not happen!
[11:04] itsu
H-He makes money and gets #1,
[11:07] itsu
while I do nothing but study and get #2...
[11:10] itsu
It's unforgivable!
[11:18] kusa
Are you all right, Lord Zundar?
[11:21] zun
There.
[11:23] zun
He will be our target this time!
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[11:27] yumoto
Oh, wow!
[11:28] yumoto
I got another zero in Japanese!
[11:31] en
That's okay, it was within expectations.
[11:33] wom
How'd you do, Zaou-san?
[11:35] ryuu
To be frank, I didn't reach average in anything.
[11:39] en
It's okay.
[11:40] en
Naruko's high grades mean our
second year guys averaged out.
[11:44] ryuu
Thank you, Io!
[11:46] wom
Kinugawa-san, how about you?
[11:49] atsu
I got about 30 points
over the average, I suppose.
[11:52] ryuu
Which means...
[11:53] atsu
That doesn't completely cover for Yumoto's zero.
[11:55] atsu
So we still haven't reached average...
[11:59] wom
Which means everything's
riding on Yufuin-san's results...
[12:03] atsu
Did you guess the subject matter right?
[12:07] en
Right on the mark!
[12:09] wom
I-Incredible!
[12:10] ryuu
That's our Yufuin-senpai!
[12:12] ryuu
You're a guy who can do it when it counts!
[12:14] yumoto
Can I take these?
[12:16] en
What would you do with them?
[12:18] yumoto
Keep them as heirlooms.
[12:19] en
You don't have to do that.
[12:21] atsu
Well, this is a relief, though.
[12:23] atsu
Now the club won't be dissolved.
[12:25] wom
Oh, I'm so relieved!
[12:27] io
Hey there.
[12:28] ryuu
Hey, Io! Looks like our club won't be dissolved.
[12:33] io
That's great to hear.
[12:35] io
Oh, but I'm quitting the Defense Club.
[12:39] io
They said they'd provide me with compensation,
[12:40] io
so I decided to join the student council.
[12:43] io
Considering my side business,
[12:44] io
I won't have any time left for club activities,
[12:46] io
so I thought I'd just quit.
[12:49] io
So, that said, I'll be going now.
[13:00] ryuu
Hang on, Io!
[13:02] io
Is something wrong?
[13:05] ryuu
"Is something wrong," my ass!
What's this all about?
[13:10] io
It means that money is important.
[13:13] io
Money doesn't betray.
[13:16] ryuu
But you do betray?!
[13:25] en
I guess this screams "youth."
[13:28] yumoto
Did something happen?
[13:30] wom
This is an emergency situation!
[13:33] atsu
Even though we cleared the test hurdle,
[13:34] atsu
if Io quits, the club will be dissolved
[13:37] atsu
for no longer having five members.
[13:41] wom
Oh, sole mio!
[13:43] wom
What should we do?!
[13:46] yumoto
It's here! A monster!
[13:48] monster
Screw screw screw...
[13:50] monster
Screw screw screw...
[13:53] yumoto
It's saying "screw"!
That must be a Screw Monster!
[13:57] en
Another odd one...
[13:58] atsu
I can't tell by looking at it
whether it's strong or weak.
[14:01] wom
Now, everyone, transform!
[14:04] yumoto
Oh, but should we call Io-senpai?
[14:06] ryuu
No need for that!
[14:09] ryuu
We don't need Io here.
I could beat that monster by myself!
[14:12] ryuu
Let's go!
[14:13] yumoto
Wow, you're raring to go! I'll follow you!
[14:17] en
Good grief, this again?
[14:19] atsu
Now, don't say that.
[14:21] wom
It's time to Love Making
into the Battle Lovers!
[14:24] yumoto
Love Making!
[14:52] yumoto
The Sparkling Prince!
[14:53] yumoto
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[14:56] en
Love Making.
[15:06] en
The Flashing Prince!
[15:08] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[15:10] atsu
Love Making!
[15:20] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[15:22] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[15:25] ryuu
Love Making!
[15:35] ryuu
The Thrilling Prince!
[15:36] ryuu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[15:39] yumoto
Feel the power...
[15:42] four
Of love!
[15:45] monster
Screw screw screw!
[15:49] yumoto
Hold it, Screw Monster!
[15:50] monster
Screw! Screw screw!
[15:54] ryuu
Okay, let's go!
[15:57] ryuu
Even without Sulfur here...
[15:58] ryuu
I'll face you myself!
[16:00] monster
Screw screw screw!
[16:03] monster
Screw!
[16:05] ryuu
Darn it!
[16:07] monster
Screw!
[16:09] monster
I'm gonna screw you up good!
[16:16] monster
Screw, screw...
[16:17] monster
Tickle tickle tickle!
[16:22] ryuu
Hey! Stop it! Cut that out!
[16:25] monster
Tickle tickle tickle!
[16:27] en
What's with that monster?
[16:30] atsu
Its attacks are so stupid.
[16:32] yumoto
Maybe, being a screw monster,
it's got just one screw loose?
[16:38] yumoto
Vesta's crying!
[16:40] atsu
Yeah, being tickled makes
him cry for some reason.
[16:44] en
That's just humiliating.
[16:48] io
Being that ticklish...
[16:50] io
He's playing right into the enemy's hands!
[16:58] io
Love Making.
[17:08] io
The Roaring Prince!
[17:10] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[17:14] yumoto
Darn you...
[17:19] io
Take your filthy hands off him.
[17:22] atsu
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[17:24] io
I will not tolerate you touching Vesta!
[17:27] monster
Screw?
[17:28] yumoto
So cool!
[17:47] itsu
Th-That hurt...
[17:49] yumoto
Did you see that?
[17:50] yumoto
Even if Vesta fails,
Sulfur will cover for him!
[17:54] yumoto
When the two of them are
together, they're unbeatable!
[17:56] yumoto
That's the kind of team we are!
[17:59] en
Are you in any place to talk?
[18:00] atsu
You're the one we have
to cover for most of all.
[18:02] yumoto
You should make friends, too! Don't be alone!
[18:06] monster
I-I would if I could...
[18:10] yumoto
In that case, I'll be your friend!
[18:14] yumoto
Okay, let's go!
[18:17] en
Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[18:19] atsu
Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[18:22] atsu
Roar, Raging Gaia!
[18:24] ryuu
Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[18:39] yumoto
Love Attack!
[18:50] yumoto
Love Shower!
[19:00] monster
Thank you for being my friend...
[19:05] monster
I'm so happy.
[19:11] yumoto
Love is over!
[19:18] ari
I can't believe we lost.
[19:22] gero
Battle Lovers...
[19:23] gero
You'll pay!
[19:25] gero
You will never get away with this!
[19:27] atsu
Is that... our enemy?
[19:29] ryuu
Their faces are blurred out, though.
Their voices, too.
[19:34] io
Does that mean they have the same
advanced camouflage skill we do?
[19:40] ryuu
Some outfits.
[19:42] en
Looks like a cosplay contest.
[19:44] atsu
They're probably saying the same about us.
[19:47] gero
You people are lacking in beauty.
Too lacking in beauty!
[19:51] yumoto
What's with you guys? Who are you?
[19:54] kusa
How rude of us.
[19:57] kusa
The Golden Chevalier, shining in radiance!
[19:59] kusa
Aurite!
[20:01] ari
The Silver Chevalier, rustling young leaves!
[20:03] ari
Argent!
[20:05] gero
The Pearl Chevalier, making flowers bloom!
[20:08] gero
Perlite!
[20:10] trio
We are the rulers of this blue world...
[20:13] trio
Caerula Adamas!
[20:16] yumoto
Kaeru (frog)?
[20:18] ari
Well, shall we leave it at that for now?
[20:22] gero
Commanders can't be
expected to fight, after all.
[20:24] kusa
The next time we meet will be the end of you.
[20:28] kusa
You'd do well to prepare for it.
[20:33] atsu
They introduced themselves then left...
[20:35] en
Lucky us. You can't talk
to people like that anyway.
[20:40] ryuu
Weren't you a bit late?
[20:41] io
I'm sorry.
[20:43] io
I was calculating the profit margin
I'd achieve if I joined the student council.
[20:47] ryuu
So, which did you determine was more profitable?
[20:50] io
I can't tell you that.
[20:53] ryuu
You should be able to do a calculation
like that in your head immediately!
[20:55] yumoto
I guess we're back to normal, huh?
[20:57] ryuu
What took you so long?!
[20:57] en
Let's go home. I'm tired.
[20:58] io
Well, figuring in the rate of
fluctuation made it difficult...
[20:59] atsu
I want to get changed.
[21:02] wom
Well, that settles that!
[21:11] gero
So, in the end, Naruko-kun turned us down.
[21:14] ari
So the Defense Club will continue on?
[21:16] kusa
Enough. This topic is not suitable for lunchtime.
[21:20] yumoto
Box lunch! Box lunch! It makes me so happy!
[21:24] yumoto
Box lunch! Box lunch!
[21:26] yumoto
You gotta eat it while it's still warm!
SIGN Kurotama Bath
[21:34] yumoto
How's the water feel?
[21:35] en
It's perfect.
[21:37] yumoto
Big bro! He says the water's perfect!
[21:40] atsu
No, but really, this is a natural hot spring.
[21:44] atsu
He's not preserving the
heat by chopping wood...
[21:46] ryuu
To be honest, there's
zero point in chopping wood.
[21:48] io
I don't understand him at all.
[21:50] yumoto
No, when I look at my
big brother's back, I know.
[21:54] yumoto
He's not a man good for
nothing but chopping wood.
[21:56] yumoto
Chopping wood is just what he loves!
[21:59] yumoto
I want to become a man who throws
himself into what he loves, just like him.
[23:40] wom
Just because it's summer,
you're going to the beach? Really...
[23:43] wom
Just what do you think your
duty as the Battle Lovers is?!
[23:47] wom
What? Mr. Tawarayama is missing!
[23:50] wom
Next time: Love, Training Camp,
and Toothbrushes.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Love, Training Camp, and Toothbrushes
[23:53] wom
Love Making!
7 - Love, Training Camp, and Toothbrushes
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SIGN Binan High School Sakashita
[00:08] yumoto
The other guys sure are late!
[00:10] en
What's with his outfit?
[00:13] atsu
Makes it hard to shout, "Sorry
for the wait!" and run up to him.
[00:15] ryuu
He's a grade schooler. A grade schooler
who can't wait to get to the ocean.
[00:18] io
Actually, you can't ride a train
without a shirt on, can you?
[00:22] io
It's criminal indecent exposure.
[00:24] ryuu
We don't have a choice. Let's get him dressed.
[00:28] yumoto
You're late, senpai!
[00:30] en
No, we've been here a while.
[00:32] en
We just didn't have the
courage to call out to you.
[00:35] ryuu
Anyway, put something on.
[00:37] atsu
By the way, where's Wombat?
[00:39] wombat
My, my! Sorry for the wait, everyone!
[00:42] en
Oh, he's here.
[00:43] yumoto
Wom-san!
[00:44] atsu
Even in this heat, you want to handle him?
[00:47] yumoto
The urge to cuddle isn't restricted by the season!
[00:51] atsu
That sounds rough.
SIGN Love, Training Camp, and Toothbrushes
[02:34] yumoto
So good! Kakinotane are so good!
[02:38] atsu
It's been hot every day.
Will Mr. Tawarayama be okay?
[02:41] wom
Of course, that's why I brought him.
[02:44] ryuu
The FX again?
[02:45] io
No, I'm checking out an online lodging service.
[02:49] io
You should be able to get a discount
if you register your email address.
[02:53] ryuu
That's our Io.
[02:54] en
Remind me.
[02:56] en
Why did we end up going to a training
camp in this terrible heat, again?
[03:00] atsu
Hey, come on.
SIGN Active Summer
Travel!
[03:04] en
Hey. Let's go to the ocean.
[03:07] both
Ocean!
[03:10] en
Oh, really? I proposed it?
[03:12] yumoto
What's wrong with a training camp?
[03:15] yumoto
It's the ocean! The ocean!
[03:16] atsu
There'll be a hot spring there, too.
[03:18] ryuu
No female presence, though.
[03:20] gero
The peasants do love their trains, don't they?
[03:22] gero
But a limousine is so much more luxurious.
[03:24] ari
I think they take trains because they don't
have limousines, not because they like it.
[03:28] gero
Really?
[03:29] gero
But I still don't like traveling by train.
[03:33] gero
What about you, President?
[03:34] kusa
I have no objection to traveling by train.
[03:37] kusa
However, it should at least be chartered.
[03:40] gero
That's right.
[03:41] gero
Would you like some special selection Kakinotane?
[03:44] kusa
I would.
[03:46] yumoto
Ocean!
[03:49] yumoto
It's the ocean! The ocean!
[03:50] ryuu
We know. You don't have to shout.
[03:53] en
Well, you've got the blinding
sun and the white sand, but...
[03:57] en
Is it just my imagination,
or is something a bit odd?
[04:03] ryuu
It's all dudes.
[04:05] io
You're right. Why is it all men here?
[04:08] en
Is this actually "that kind of place"?
[04:11] yumoto
What's "that kind of place"?
[04:12] en
Hey, Atsushi. You're the one
who chose this place, right?
[04:15] yumoto
You were?
[04:17] atsu
Well, see...
[04:19] atsu
Let's see. Danran Beach... Danran Beach...
[04:23] atsu
"Danran" as in "happy family" Beach...
[04:26] atsu
I was sure it was in this area...
[04:27] macho
Hey, buddy!
[04:29] macho
Are you looking for a beach?
[04:31] atsu
Uh, yeah.
[04:32] macho
Let me show you!
[04:36] atsu
Th-Thank you...
SIGN Welcome to Danran (Wild Man) Beach
[04:40] atsu
It was the wrong Danran...
[04:42] en
Be aware of this stuff.
[04:43] atsu
Sorry.
[04:44] io
The name by itself sounds very family-oriented.
[04:46] ryuu
No wonder it lacks in female presence.
[04:49] yumoto
So? What's wrong with this place?
[04:52] yumoto
There's not too many people,
and the ocean is beautiful!
[04:54] wom
My first trip to the ocean!
[04:57] wom
It's a wonderful beach, isn't it?
[05:15] yumoto
Ocean!
[05:17] gero
This would be the perfect resort,
if not for all that vulgar noise.
[05:21] gero
It's a shame, isn't it?
[05:23] kusa
Clear the mind of mundane thoughts,
[05:25] kusa
and you can block out even the basest of noises.
[05:28] ari
That's our Kinshiro.
[05:29] ari
You're strict with yourself even at a resort, eh?
[05:31] [SONG] sign
Ice Beach Shop Danran Takoyaki, Yakisoba, Frankfurters
[05:37] macho
Hey, buddy, you sure can put
'em down! Wanna try for another?
[05:40] tawara
Let's go! Let's go!
[05:41] tawra
And another for my wombat!
[05:43] wom
Squeak! Squeak!
[05:45] macho
So cute!
[05:47] yumoto
I want to cuddle him, too...
[05:49] host
Hello there.
[05:51] host
Well, cutie pie, have you decided on your order?
[05:55] yumoto
Wow! You're so cool, Miss...
[05:59] yumoto
Umm... Mister?
[06:00] host
"Miss" is just fine.
[06:02] yumoto
Got it! Then I'll have a rainbow frappé, Miss!
[06:06] host
And is that all?
[06:07] yumoto
Yeah!
[06:08] host
We've got many far more amazing things.
[06:12] host
Far more amazing.
[06:13] yumoto
Really?!
[06:15] ryuu
Is it okay to leave them like that?
[06:18] en
My instincts are telling me
not to go near that place.
[06:22] atsu
En-chan, I think you could fit right in.
[06:25] io
You can make a favorable impression by
offering things at below market value.
[06:28] atsu
Anyway, are you guys hungry?
[06:30] en
Yeah. Let's go to the inn.
SIGN Inn Tamakuro Bath
[06:35] yumoto
Tamakuro Bath?
[06:36] ryuu
I'm getting an incredible sense of déjà vu.
[06:38] yumoto
Yeah. It looks just like the Kurotama Bath!
[06:41] atsu
This was the only place
with vacancies this weekend.
[06:44] en
This doesn't feel fresh at all.
[06:46] io
Are they cutting corners?
[06:47] atsu
Don't say that!
[06:51] wom
Well, shall we get going?
[06:56] yumoto
Sleepover!
[06:57] yumoto
We owe you for a night's stay and a meal!
[07:00] en
Not bad, eh?
[07:01] ryuu
But isn't it a bit small for all of us?
[07:03] io
No. We'll only be sleeping here,
so it should be fine.
[07:06] en
Yeah.
[07:12] kusa
Not bad, I'd say.
[07:13] ari
I'm sorry it's so small.
It's the only room they had left.
[07:16] gero
We each have our own bedroom, right?
[07:18] ari
Of course.
[07:19] gero
Then there's no problem!
SIGN Men
SIGN Large
Bath
[07:23] en
Nothing new here, either.
[07:25] io
In fact, it's exactly what we always do.
[07:27] ryuu
Doesn't feel like we've traveled at all.
[07:29] atsu
Sorry.
[07:31] en
It's not your fault, Atsushi.
[07:32] io
This actually makes it more relaxing.
[07:34] ryuu
Isn't it funny how similar it looks?
[07:36] en
There may even be other similarities.
[07:38] yumoto
If I open this door...
[07:40] yumoto
Maybe my brother Goro will be there!
[07:42] atsu
No way.
[07:43] yumoto
There!
[07:45] yumoto
Wow!
[07:46] yumoto
An open-air bath!
[07:47] wom
What?!
[07:50] en
An unexpected development.
[07:51] atsu
Want to check it out?
[07:52] en
Of course.
[07:54] en
This is nice!
[07:55] ryuu
They should have a sign out for this.
[08:01] io
Everyone!
[08:03] io
There's been an incident.
[08:04] yumoto
A murder?!
[08:06] atsu
Now, now. This isn't Detective C*nan.
[08:08] yumoto
I guess...
[08:09] io
Someone has used my toothbrush!
[08:14] ryuu
Toothbrush?
[08:15] io
Yes.
[08:16] io
My toothbrush!
[08:26] io
This is a criminal act.
[08:29] io
It can be called nothing but a criminal act!
[08:32] io
This was no mistake.
[08:34] io
Someone used my toothbrush on purpose!
[08:37] en
No, no, it was probably just a mistake.
[08:40] ryuu
That's right. You're overthinking it, Io.
[08:42] io
Are you sure?
[08:44] io
If any of you were in my position right now,
[08:46] io
you would be able to understand this
unparalleled feeling of discomfort!
[08:50] io
Try to imagine it.
[08:52] io
Someone has intentionally used your toothbrush.
[08:55] io
What's more, they didn't even wash it afterwards.
[08:57] io
They treated it coarsely, as if they wanted
the victim to discover the signs of its use!
[09:01] atsu
I probably wouldn't like that.
[09:02] en
Yeah, I wouldn't like it.
[09:04] ryuu
There are only men here, after all.
[09:06] wom
It wasn't me!
[09:08] en
What's with the sudden flag?
[09:10] wom
I'm merely telling the truth.
[09:12] wom
First of all, I'd never do such a monstrous
thing with Mr. Tawarayama right here.
[09:17] atsu
But you're just controlling him, aren't you?
[09:19] tawara
I am absolutely not being controlled.
[09:21] en
You're a corpse.
[09:22] wom
I told you, he's not dead yet!
[09:24] yumoto
I use an electric frog toothbrush!
[09:27] io
Are you people trying to change the subject?
[09:29] atsu
I haven't brushed my teeth yet.
[09:31] ryuu
Same.
[09:32] en
Me, either.
[09:34] io
Very well.
[09:35] io
Then, everyone face me and go, "Hah!"
[09:39] io
"Hah!"
[09:40] yumoto
Hah?
[09:41] io
If you've brushed your teeth,
[09:43] io
there should still be the faint scent
of toothpaste on your breath!
[09:46] ryuu
That makes sense.
[09:47] en
But why do you care so much if
a toothbrush or two gets used?
[09:51] yumoto
I agree!
[09:53] ryuu
But don't you see why
Io would feel conflicted?
[09:56] ryuu
Someone used his toothbrush on purpose.
[09:58] ryuu
It's like getting tricked into an indirect kiss.
[10:00] yumoto
Oh, that's like when you secretly play
the recorder of someone you like, right?
[10:05] io
Yes. That's exactly it.
[10:07] atsu
That really would be rough.
[10:09] io
It is very rough!
[10:11] io
Especially if the criminal
turns out to be one of us here!
[10:17] en
Really?
[10:18] en
I wouldn't care that much, personally.
[10:21] io
Yufuin-senpai.
[10:22] io
I've noticed that all this time,
[10:25] io
you've been trying to shrug this
problem off as much as possible.
[10:29] io
Are you afraid of something
coming out if you're questioned?
[10:33] en
Huh? Hey, what's with this vibe?
[10:37] en
You're acting like I secretly used Naruko's toothbrush
[10:40] en
and now I'm over the moon about it or something.
[10:42] wom
It's not unthinkable.
[10:45] wom
My observations tell me that you're a person
[10:48] wom
who could be classified as a
loose individual in many respects.
[10:53] wom
Particularly in regard to morality.
[10:55] en
Hey, now. This is getting weird.
[10:58] atsu
Of course, if En-chan could be called gray,
[11:01] atsu
Ryuu isn't exactly pure white, either.
[11:03] ryuu
Me?
[11:04] atsu
Ryuu, you claim to love women,
[11:06] atsu
but I've never actually seen
you with a woman before.
[11:09] atsu
Let's be honest. You like Io, right?
[11:12] ryuu
Gross!
[11:13] ryuu
It's gross when you put it that way.
[11:15] ryuu
I consider Io my buddy, so he's, I mean...
[11:20] ryuu
It's not that kind of...
[11:21] io
Ryuu... Was it you?
[11:25] ryuu
Io...
[11:27] ryuu
Okay, this really is getting weird!
[11:30] ryuu
Do something, Yumoto!
[11:32] yumoto
I don't see why it matters
whose toothbrush you use!
[11:35] io
Stop passing the conversation to Yumoto.
[11:38] io
We're getting off topic!
[11:39] ryuu
Sorry.
[11:40] atsu
Anyway, the question is, can we assume
that someone among us has eyes for Io?
[11:46] en
You can sum it up like that,
but you're a suspect, too, Atsushi.
[11:51] ryuu
That's true.
[11:52] ryuu
Kinugawa-senpai, I've seen you
look at Io in a rather odd way before.
[11:55] atsu
No, no, no, no...
[12:00] yumoto
I'm pruning. Can we get out now?
[12:04] en
Good idea.
[12:08] en
They're rather close... the futons.
[12:10] atsu
Yeah.
[12:11] atsu
I don't know about sleeping this close
to you guys under these circumstances...
[12:15] ryuu
Why are you acting like a victim here?
[12:18] ryuu
Yufuin-senpai, Kinugawa-senpai,
you're both incredibly gray individuals.
[12:21] io
That's right.
[12:24] yumoto
But we can't sleep yet, huh?
[12:27] yumoto
We should keep having fun!
[12:28] yumoto
Like a pillow fight, or a test of courage!
[12:31] yumoto
It's a training camp! We've gotta do it!
[12:32] ryuu
You really are a grade schooler.
[12:34] en
It amazes me that you can think about
having fun in these circumstances.
[12:39] yumoto
Well, shall we start with the test of courage?
[12:42] io
We didn't even have a
conversation, let alone a debate.
[12:46] en
Yeah.
[12:48] yumoto
Pass through the forest next to the inn.
[12:50] yumoto
That lit-up tree is the goal!
[12:54] yumoto
Everyone, do you have your map
and flashlights from the inn?
[12:58] all
Yes.
[13:00] atsu
We're really doing this, huh?
[13:02] en
We've got lights, after all.
[13:03] ryuu
Well, I don't think I could sleep with
that weird feeling hanging over us anyway.
[13:07] io
I absolutely can't sleep.
[13:08] io
Not until I find the culprit
who used my toothbrush.
[13:12] en
But when you think about it,
[13:14] en
should we have a test of courage
in these circumstances?
[13:17] io
What do you mean?
[13:18] en
Well, it happens a lot, you know?
[13:28] en
That kind of thing.
[13:30] io
I see.
[13:31] ryuu
I'm not gonna hug anyone!
[13:33] yumoto
Okay, let's get started!
[13:35] io
Listen to what we're saying here!
[13:36] atsu
Saying that to Yumoto won't do any good.
[13:39] en
True.
[13:45] gero
The beachside this afternoon...
[13:47] gero
Is there really nothing we can do about it?
[13:49] kuso
If it bothers you that much,
[13:51] kuso
shall I talk to the owners and
buy up the surrounding beaches?
[13:55] ari
Strong words, those are.
[13:57] ari
Shall we get out of the
bath and have some tea?
[14:04] atsu
It's pitch black, huh?
[14:05] en
Atsushi. You're too close.
[14:08] atsu
Sorry. I just got scared.
[14:10] en
So he says, but I bet he got close on purpose.
[14:13] atsu
Is En-chan being overly aware of my presence?
[14:18] atsu
Wh-What?!
[14:20] en
Sorry, I tripped over a rock.
[14:23] en
Hey, Atsushi, are you eating properly?
[14:26] en
Your waist is really thin.
[14:28] atsu
My waist is thin?
[14:30] atsu
En-chan, you really are...
[14:32] en
Crap...
[14:33] en
I totally should not have said that...
[14:41] ryuu
Woah, scary.
[14:43] ryuu
It really does feel like a ghost will show up.
[14:45] io
Living people are far scarier.
[14:47] io
They do things like using people's toothbrushes.
[14:49] ryuu
Yeah, but still...
[14:50] ryuu
I really don't handle this kind of thing well.
[14:53] io
He's sticking so close to me...
[14:56] io
Is Ryuu's womanizing just camouflage, after all?
[15:00] ryuu
If only I were with a cute girl here...
[15:03] ryuu
But then I'd want her doing this to me...
[15:08] ari
Hey, I know. You want to try taking a shortcut?
[15:11] ari
Huh? Kinshiro? Akoya?
[15:15] [SONG] sign
Private Property
Keep Out
-Danran Resort
[15:21] yumoto
Feels good!
[15:23] yumoto
The cuddles that you have regardless of
who might be watching are so amazing.
[15:28] wom
Th-That was awful... You beast!
[15:31] yumoto
I cuddle when I want to!
[15:33] yumoto
That's the condition for joining
the Battle Lovers, isn't it?
[15:36] wom
I never agreed to that.
[15:38] yumoto
Now, let's go!
[15:39] wom
How self-serving you are...
[15:48] yumoto
He's gone.
[15:50] yumoto
Hey! Where are you?
[15:53] yumoto
I'm gonna leave you behind!
[15:55] gero
Could it be...
[15:57] gero
that I'm lost?
[15:59] gero
Arima will make fun of me...
[16:03] kusa
I've been careless.
[16:06] kusa
How could I fall behind the other two?
[16:11] wom
I must have lost consciousness...
[16:14] wom
M-Mr. Tawarayama?!
[16:18] wom
Where did you go?!
[16:20] tam
Where am I? And in a yukata, at that?
[16:23] tam
I'm sure I was just preparing tests at school...
[16:27] atsu
Huh? I thought I saw a flash.
[16:30] en
Probably a camera.
[16:32] en
I had my suspicions about him.
[16:34] atsu
Who?
[16:36] en
The toothbrush incident, this development...
[16:38] en
It's all seemed too odd to me.
[16:40] atsu
It's true that this sort of thing
would never happen normally.
[16:43] en
Which means...
[16:45] atsu
Wombat...
[16:46] en
Let's take him to task.
[16:51] taw
What's going on?!
[16:57] taw
Wh-Why is this happening?
[17:01] io
Did you hear something?
[17:02] ryuu
Behind us, right?
[17:04] io
Yes.
[17:05] ryuu
A m-molester?
[17:06] io
Why would you think that?
[17:08] ryuu
Well, there was that "unique" beach back there...
[17:11] ryuu
And we're pretty hot guys, you know?
[17:13] io
Well, I suppose if I had to classify us,
we'd be on the hot side.
[17:16] ryuu
Right?
[17:17] ryuu
So it must have been the molester
who used your toothbrush.
[17:21] ryuu
It's obvious that no one in our group
would do something like that!
[17:24] io
You have a point.
[17:26] ryuu
Let's catch him and take him to task!
[17:28] io
Good idea.
[17:29] taw
Was I dead, perhaps?
[17:32] taw
My body feels rather numb,
there's not much feeling...
[17:36] taw
S-Someone save me!
[17:44] en
Okay, on three.
[17:47] atsu
Yeah.
[17:51] ryuu
Okay, on three.
[17:54] io
Right.
[17:55] both
One, two...
[17:56] all
Three!
[18:06] io
Did you catch the molester?
[18:11] ryuu
Why are you guys here?
[18:12] gero
Who are you calling a molester?
[18:15] gero
And you're heavy!
[18:17] en
Mr. President.
[18:19] en
You smell nice. Fresh out of the bath?
[18:22] kusa
Remove yourself from me at once!
[18:24] en
Sure, sorry.
[18:28] atsu
You okay?
[18:32] kusa
Aside from an extreme feeling of discomfort.
[18:37] io
Can you stand?
[18:39] gero
I'm fine.
[18:42] io
There's a leaf stuck on you.
[18:45] ryuu
Why are you turning red?
[18:47] gero
Sh-Shut up!
[18:49] atsu
What are you doing here?
[18:51] kusa
What are you all doing here?
[18:53] en
Defense Club training camp.
[18:55] kusa
I wasn't asking you!
[18:57] ari
Huh?
[18:58] ari
What's all this?
[19:00] ari
What are you all doing here together?
[19:01] kusa
Never mind. It's all meaningless.
[19:03] kusa
I don't want to think about it.
[19:05] kusa
I'm erasing it from my memory.
[19:07] gero
Hey, President, wait for us!
[19:10] ari
I have no idea what's going on, but bye!
[19:12] io
What are they doing here?
[19:14] atsu
It's a mystery.
[19:16] en
There was a weird vibe to those guys, too.
[19:20] yumoto
Everyone's taking so long!
[19:22] yumoto
Even Wom-san ran away.
[19:24] yumoto
Nothing to do.
[19:26] atsu
I really do suspect Wombat, though.
[19:28] en
He's an alien, after all.
[19:30] ryuu
I'm still pushing the molester theory.
[19:32] io
Rejected.
[19:33] ryuu
Huh?
[19:35] yumoto
I've been waiting forever!
[19:37] ryuu
Sorry, sorry.
[19:38] atsu
A lot of things happened.
[19:43] taw
Are those my students?
[19:46] taw
Hey!
[19:55] yumoto
A monster!
[19:57] yumoto
Let's Love Making!
[20:00] yumoto
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[20:03] five
Battle Lovers!
[20:05] yumoto
Feel the power...
[20:07] five
Of love!
[20:10] yumoto
Take this, monster!
[20:25] wom
No! Don't do that!
[20:27] yumoto
Love Attack!
[20:38] taw
What's going on?!
[20:49] yumoto
Huh? Mr. Tawarayama?
[20:52] io
So it wasn't a monster?
[20:54] ryuu
I guess Tawarayama was the monster.
[20:56] atsu
To be honest, it was so dark,
I couldn't really see...
[20:59] en
We kinda got carried away there.
[21:01] wom
Tawarayama-san! Are you okay?
[21:03] en
It's fine. He was dead already anyway.
[21:06] atsu
Was this your doing?
[21:08] io
If you're going to scare us,
at least do it properly.
[21:10] wom
Um...
[21:11] ryuu
Say "boo" or something.
[21:13] io
That's too old-fashioned.
[21:15] ryuu
It was just one example!
[21:17] yumoto
I'm so sleepy. Let's go home.
[21:21] ryuu
You're the one who wanted
to do the test of courage!
[21:23] atsu
Well, let's go back anyway.
[21:25] en
Yeah.
[21:26] io
More importantly, I want to know
who used my toothbrush!
[21:30] en
You're still stuck on that?
[21:32] atsu
Let's go, Yumoto.
[21:33] yumoto
Okay...
[21:34] io
I will not sleep until we resolve
the matter of my toothbrush!
[21:37] wom
Um... Everyone...
[21:40] wom
Please help me... Please...
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[21:50] wom
They're a bit blurry from the camera shaking...
[21:53] wom
But it's nice to gain new memories like this.
[21:58] wom
Though things got a bit hairy at the end there.
[22:02] wom
Th-This is...
SIGN Delete this photo?
Yes | No
[23:40] kusa
"Friendship!"
[23:41] kusa
There is nothing more
transient and fragile than this.
[23:45] kusa
Now, let us sever the bonds between people,
[23:48] kusa
and plunge the world into despair!
[23:51] kusa
Next time: Love Wanders!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Love Wanders!
[23:53] kusa
Conquest!
8 - Love Wanders
Source: Crunchyroll
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SIGN Keep out!
[00:10] komi
My name is Komi Shou.
SIGN Komi Shou
[00:13] komi
I'm a second year student at Binan High School,
[00:15] komi
but for certain reasons, I became a shut-in.
SIGN 12. Anonymous Shut-in
I hate it when people talk to
me when I'm clearly reading
SIGN 22. Anonymous Shut-in
It's funny how they
always come late to meetings
SIGN 23. Anonymous Shut-in
My friend's really picky
about food, won't eat any meat
SIGN 32. Anonymous Shut-in
>>23
He probably has another
reason for that, right?
SIGN 50. Anonymous Shut-in
Everyone around me are good people.
They're all working really hard.
SIGN 51. Anonymous Shut-in
Oh, that's cool ^^
SIGN 65. Anonymous Shut-in
Friends are a pain in the ass anyway.
I cut myself off from them (lololololol)
[00:23] komi
Are you me?
SIGN 65. Anonymous Shut-in
Friends are a pain in the ass anyway.
I cut myself off from them (lololololol)
SIGN 168. Anonymous Shut-in
>>65
Good for you, loner
SIGN 67. Anonymous Shut-in
>>65
Mop up those tears
SIGN 69. Anonymous Shut-in
Don't get desperate on us...
SIGN 71. Anonymous Shut-in
>>65
You should probably take
another look at yourself
SIGN 72. Anonymous Shut-in
What happened, anyway?
SIGN 79. Anonymous Shut-in
Probably nothing.
I bet he's just sulking.
SIGN 83. Anonymous Shut-in
Bet his friends were relieved, too.
SIGN 84. Anonymous Shut-in
True
[00:35] komi
Damn it! Damn it!
[00:36] komi
Who needs friends?!
I'm better off without them!
[00:41] komi
I don't need...
[00:49] ari
Good evening.
[00:53] komi
I-I-Intruders!
[00:55] kusa
We are not intruders.
[00:57] zun
We are conquerors!
[00:59] zun
Now, release the Zundar Needle!
[01:04] trio
Donum!
[01:14] komi
I... I'll tear it all apart...
[01:17] komi
That friendship crap...
[01:19] komi
I'll tear it limb from limb!
SIGN Love Wanders
[03:02] en
Damn, if I'm late today,
I'll get called to the faculty office.
[03:06] atsu
So run faster, then!
SIGN Delicious Life Campaign♥
[03:09] en
Hey, sorry. Hang on a minute.
[03:12] en
I'm gonna buy some bread.
[03:13] atsu
Oh, what the heck?
SIGN Delicious Life Campaign♥
[03:16] atsu
I'm going on without you!
SIGN Fresh-Baked Cream Bread
[03:42] en
Don't leave me behind!
[03:44] atsu
You scared me!
[03:45] en
I felt so alone!
[03:46] atsu
But I was going to be late!
[03:48] en
So you're saying you don't care if I'm late?
[03:50] atsu
But that's why I waited.
[03:51] en
You didn't wait! You went!
[03:53] atsu
I waited by walking slowly!
[03:56] atsu
What's with you? This is a
weird thing to pick a fight over.
[03:59] en
You've been really cold lately.
[04:02] atsu
What are you basing that on?
[04:04] atsu
Didn't we have the most fun in history
together over summer vacation?
[04:07] en
Or maybe we actually got a little too close?
[04:10] atsu
Why are you talking like such a pain in the ass?
[04:12] en
That's right.
[04:14] en
I guess I am a pain in the ass.
[04:17] atsu
What's with you, En-chan?
[04:18] atsu
Did you eat some poisonous
mushrooms or something?
[04:21] en
Just...
[04:22] en
Stay away from me.
[04:24] ---
Hey...
[04:25] atsu
Wait!
[04:26] en
Don't come this way!
[04:27] atsu
I have to! I'm going to school, too!
[04:35] teach
Kinugawa, you're late.
[04:36] atsu
Oh, sorry.
[04:38] teach
Anyway, never forget to check your own work.
[04:41] teach
But at the same time, be prompt in—
[04:43] atsu
Teacher! My stomach hurts,
so I'm going to the nurse's office!
[04:46] teach
Right after you got here?!
[04:47] atsu
Did I do something wrong?
[04:53] en
Not really.
[04:55] atsu
Then is there a reason you said that stuff?
[04:58] en
Not really.
[04:59] atsu
Is it because the last time you came over,
[05:01] atsu
I spent the whole time doing a jigsaw puzzle?
[05:03] en
Not really.
[05:04] atsu
"Not really" doesn't tell me anything.
[05:09] atsu
Hey, c'mon!
[05:10] en
Just leave me alone already!
[05:12] en
It's really suffocating when you do that!
[05:18] atsu
Fine.
[05:29] yumoto
Box lunch! Box lunch!
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[05:35] en
Disappear!
[05:39] en
Someone kill me!
[05:39] ryuu
Hey, what are you standing there for?
[05:42] ryuu
Whoa, what's he doing?
[05:43] io
Is this a new exercise of some kind?
[05:46] four
A fight?!
[05:48] ryuu
With Kinugawa-senpai,
who you're always so close with?
[05:50] io
How come?
[05:51] en
I don't know. Maybe it's menopause?
[05:54] io
Your face does look old,
but isn't it a bit early for that?
[05:56] en
They say men go through
menopause too, you know.
[05:58] ryuu
You're not even sure if you're
done with puberty yet.
[06:00] en
Oh, I want to disappear!
[06:02] ryuu
See, that kind of thing is definitely puberty.
[06:04] yumoto
Why not just say you're sorry and make up?
[06:08] en
It's nice that you can
take everything so lightly.
[06:10] wom
I agree that a prompt
apology is the best strategy!
[06:14] wom
Spaces without love render the heart empty!
[06:17] en
Even Wombat is lecturing me...
[06:22] en
That pitch... He's coming!
[06:28] ryuu
Yo.
[06:29] io
Hello there.
[06:30] atsu
Hey.
[06:31] yumoto
Lunch?
[06:32] yumoto
I'm about to get started, too!
[06:34] ryuu
Yeah, on your second.
[06:40] atsu
No, I'll eat in the cafeteria today.
[06:42] atsu
I just came to pick up something I forgot.
[06:44] atsu
Later.
[06:46] yumoto
Hey, is it true you had a
fight with En-chan-senpai?
[06:50] both
Right to the point?!
[06:52] atsu
I don't know about a fight.
I think he's just sulking.
[06:58] yumoto
Then you should go offer to
make up with him, Atsushi-senpai!
[07:04] atsu
I'd better pass for now.
[07:07] atsu
Sometimes it's best to let sleeping dogs lie.
[07:12] en
Are you really okay with that?!
[07:15] atsu
En-cha—
[07:15] en
You should care more about me!
Be more persistent!
[07:18] atsu
That's totally different
from what you said before!
[07:19] en
You're really cold for someone
whose name means "warm," you know.
[07:22] atsu
Don't bring my name into this!
I'm really worried about you!
[07:24] ryuu
Hey, hey...
[07:24] atsu
Am I suffocating you, or do you
want me to care more? Which is it?
[07:26] en
Both! Humans are contradictory, after all!
[07:30] atsu
That's a pain in the ass!
[07:31] en
Yeah, that's right!
[07:32] yumoto
Hey, c'mon, cut it out!
[07:34] atsu
Don't worry, Yumoto.
It's between me and En-chan.
[07:38] en
That's just it.
[07:39] en
Why can't you be that
thoughtful with me, I wonder?
[07:42] atsu
I'm trying to be nice to you, too.
[07:45] en
Is that so?
[07:46] en
I know the excitement you show in
the emails you send to me and Yumoto
[07:51] en
are on totally different levels!
[07:56] en
Your replies to me are always
less than five words long!
[07:58] atsu
Unlike yours, Yumoto's emails
[08:00] atsu
aren't just bare-bones random
sentences with no punctuation!
[08:03] atsu
Plus, they come attached
with excited emoticons!
[08:05] atsu
Don't you think I should
respond to that in kind?
[08:08] atsu
By the way, have you been
stealing my phone to look at it?!
[08:08] en
The presence or absence of
emoticons shows your favoritism!
[08:11] en
Send me emails with emoticons sometimes!
[08:13] atsu
Then send me emails of
a decent length sometimes!
[08:16] atsu
So have you been looking
at my phone or not? Well?
[08:16] io
I guess this is a fight, but...
[08:18] en
What if I have?!
[08:19] ryuu
It's the type it doesn't
pay to interfere with, right?
[08:19] atsu
I'd say you're a jerk!
[08:20] en
Then say it! Show your
contempt for how pathetic I am!
[08:22] atsu
So you admit it, you jerk!
[08:24] yumoto
U-Um, you guys...
[08:27] yumoto
Why not leave it at that and have lunch?
[08:29] both
No, thanks.
SIGN Binan High School
[08:55] yumoto
I've got to get them to make up somehow.
[08:58] ryuu
Three girls a day... No, day and night...
[09:01] io
To cut my losses or not?
[09:03] wom
I have it! Here!
[09:07] io
Stop making noise.
[09:08] ryuu
You're not cut out for that.
[09:09] yumoto
Come on, everyone, think seriously!
[09:12] ryuu
There are things you think seriously about?
[09:14] io
Those two will probably be fine,
even if we don't worry about it.
[09:18] yumoto
They won't be fine at all!
[09:20] yumoto
They said they didn't even want lunch!
[09:22] yumoto
You can't say you don't want food!
[09:24] yumoto
It's a serious affair!
[09:25] ryuu
Yeah, Yumoto never changes.
[09:28] yumoto
I keep thinking, but it
just makes my head hurt!
[09:31] yumoto
I'm gonna go!
[09:32] wom
Where?
[09:33] yumoto
To see them!
[09:37] io
Such determination...
Maybe we should learn from him.
SIGN Kusatsu Kinshiro
Born September 12th
Blood Type A / Virgo
Hobbies: Archery
Likes: Sanjusangendo Temple,
Kintsuba, Amanatto
[09:48] kusa
What?
[09:49] kusa
Kinugawa and that guy?
[09:51] ari
It seems so.
[09:52] gero
Currently, Kinugawa is walking
to and from school by himself.
[09:56] ari
Yufuin comes to school,
but he barely attends class,
[10:00] ari
and I'm told that even when they
cross paths, they don't speak.
[10:04] kusa
I see.
[10:09] gero
Th-That's good, is it?
[10:12] ari
However,
[10:14] ari
the first year boy, Hakone Yumoto-kun,
[10:17] ari
is attempting to get them to reconcile.
[10:20] gero
I really dislike that little fluff-head.
[10:22] gero
He appears to lack any delicacy.
[10:25] zun
It seems the effects of the monster we
controlled are finally showing themselves.
[10:31] zun
This time, by placing the monster in an
establishment that humans use frequently,
[10:36] zun
we can distribute the negative
energy with greater efficiency.
[10:40] ari
And the stronger the friendship,
the greater the effect.
[10:44] gero
Fight-causing radio waves.
[10:46] zun
If we continue to destroy the bonds
between those who are close...
[10:51] kusa
Then we shall acquire the
wonderful world we've always wanted!
[10:55] ari
It's catching. The speech pattern is catching.
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[11:00] yumoto
How am I going to get them to make up?
[11:03] ryuu
If you're too persistent, won't it
just make the problem worse?
[11:08] io
Just telling them to make up
over and over lacks subtlety.
[11:11] yumoto
It's not just that!
[11:13] yumoto
I also asked what we're going to do
about the Battle Lovers and stuff.
[11:16] wom
Wh-What?
[11:18] en
I quit. It's a pain in the ass.
[11:20] en
Actually, it's always been a pain in the ass.
[11:22] atsu
I'll help out if you really need me,
[11:24] atsu
but I might not feel like
transforming for a while.
[11:28] yumoto
...they said.
[11:29] wom
I've had enough!
[11:31] wom
Is it always going to be one step forward
and one step back with you people?!
[11:34] ryuu
It's because you forced us to transform
without giving us time to object.
[11:37] wom
But to begin with,
I've been smelling it for a while.
[11:40] wom
The scent of some kind of
advanced scientific technology plot!
[11:44] yumoto
You're saying a monster is behind this?
[11:45] wom
Bingo!
[11:47] io
But we haven't received one
of those unpleasant alarms.
[11:50] wom
It could be too weak to detect,
or it could be a momentary power.
[11:54] ryuu
A stealth monster, huh?
[11:56] yumoto
Okay!
[11:57] yumoto
In that case, I'll go over the
school with a fine-toothed comb!
[12:01] ryuu
Why are you so determined
to do that kind of legwork?
[12:04] io
Running around randomly won't do any good.
[12:06] yumoto
But if we beat the monster, they'll make up!
[12:09] yumoto
I can't just stand around!
[12:10] io
If we consider people who might have
been affected by this, I do have a lead.
[12:15] ryuu
Kikuchi and Akutagawa from class A, right?
[12:16] io
So you noticed?
[12:18] ryuu
They've been arguing since that day, too, right?
[12:20] yumoto
Where are you going?
[12:22] io
To search for a monster.
[12:24] ryuu
Using our heads.
[12:29] aku
He's the one who decided to go shopping,
[12:31] aku
but once he got back
from the convenience store,
[12:33] aku
he got all angry, like, "what am I, your gofer?"
[12:36] guy
I was reading Chanporon
at the convenience store,
[12:39] guy
when he looked over at me and laughed.
[12:41] guy
And it occurred to me maybe
he was actually a Makachin fan,
[12:43] guy
and suddenly I couldn't stand it...
[12:45] triplets
Our friend went to the convenience store and...
[12:48] guy
I was at the convenience store when...
[12:50] guy
It was at the convenience store.
[12:52] ryuu
The enemy's a convenience store?
[12:53] io
It... seems so.
[12:55] yumoto
I'm gonna go check!
[12:57] yumoto
Atsushi-senpai! Atsushi-senpai!
[12:59] yumoto
Atsushi-sen-pai-sen!
[13:01] atsu
Paisen?
[13:03] yumoto
Did you go to the convenience store near
the school before your fight started?
[13:07] atsu
How did you know that?
[13:08] yumoto
You did?!
[13:10] atsu
En-chan went in to buy some bread.
[13:13] yumoto
That must be it!
[13:14] yumoto
The culprit is in the convenience store!
[13:16] yumoto
Spontaneous Love Making!
[13:42] yumoto
The Sparkling Prince!
[13:43] yumoto
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[13:46] yumoto
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[13:49] yumoto
Oh, wait, it's just me!
[13:52] yumoto
Atsushi-senpai, I...
[13:54] yumoto
I swear I'll get you two to make up!
[14:01] atsu
It was a monster, then?
[14:07] yumoto
Pardon me!
[14:09] owner
Welcome—
[14:10] owner
Cosplay?
[14:11] yumoto
Is there a monster here?
[14:13] owner
A... monster?
[14:14] owner
No, I'm afraid we don't carry those here.
[14:17] yumoto
That's weird. This has to be the place.
[14:24] owner
Oh, that's my son.
[14:26] owner
He's taking time off from school...
[14:29] yumoto
I've got it!
[14:30] yumoto
Above the convenience store!
[14:35] yumoto
This is it! Pardon me!
[14:41] yumoto
What a big kotatsu...
[14:46] monster
Who are you?
[14:49] yumoto
Come out of there! I'm gonna love you!
[14:51] monster
No!
[14:53] yumoto
It's not good for you to stay locked up all day!
[14:55] monster
No!
[14:57] yumoto
Damn. In this case...
[15:03] yumoto
Love Stick!
[15:07] yumoto
Scarlet Lumiere!
[15:12] ryuu
Huh? Where's Yumoto?
[15:13] atsu
Is there a monster?
[15:14] io
No...
[15:22] yumoto
Did I go a little overboard?
[15:32] en
What's that?
[15:37] en
They're...
[15:43] monster
Ow, ow...
[15:45] monster
Th-The school...
[15:49] yumoto
What?
[15:50] monster
School...
[15:52] monster
No!
[15:55] monster
I hate school!
[15:57] ryuu
Look out!
[16:04] yumoto
This guy's stronger than he looks!
[16:05] ryuu
And he keeps getting bigger!
[16:07] io
He's the type that gets harder to
control as he gets angry, I guess.
[16:11] atsu
Give back En-chan!
[16:15] atsu
Epinard Hurricane!
[16:21] monster
What?
[16:23] atsu
Give back my can't-be-bothered, listless En-chan!
[16:37] yumoto
Epinard!
[16:50] io
What?
[16:51] yumoto
Cerulean-senpai!
[16:54] atsu
Cerulean...
[16:55] en
You need to eat more! You're too light!
[16:57] atsu
Huh?!
[16:59] yumoto
Yay! He's back to normal
even though we haven't beaten it!
[17:02] en
I'm not back!
[17:04] en
I'm not back...
[17:06] en
Even now, I'm really pissed off.
[17:09] yumoto
Then why...?
[17:11] en
I might be pissed off...
But even more than that...
[17:14] en
I'm furious at myself for nearly losing
my best friend to such a stupid fight!
[17:29] monster
D-Don't say "best friend"...
[17:32] monster
It's embarrassing!
[17:38] atsu
Cerulean!
[17:40] monster
Nyah nyah!
[17:41] en
What's embarrassing?
[17:44] en
Yourself, because you can't
call a best friend a best friend?
[17:50] monster
You piss me off!
[17:56] en
You idiot!
[18:00] en
Hey!
[18:02] atsu
I get it.
[18:03] atsu
This does make me want to pick a fight.
[18:07] en
Atsushi...
[18:09] atsu
But...
[18:11] atsu
Not right now!
[18:16] en
That's right!
[18:41] atsu
Epinard Hurricane!
[18:43] en
Cerulean Aqua!
[18:50] monster
Why? Why didn't my radio waves work on you?
[18:54] en
Hey! Use the Love Attack!
[18:56] yumoto
Huh? Oh, roger that!
[18:59] yumoto
Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[19:02] en
Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[19:04] atsu
Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[19:07] io
Roar, Raging Gaia!
[19:09] ryuu
Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[19:14] yumoto
This time, you two can
deal out the finishing move!
[19:17] en
Okay, let's do it!
[19:24] both
Love Attack!
[19:38] monster
So... So cold...
[19:40] monster
My blanket...
[19:43] en
The cold you feel is something
no blanket can stave off.
[19:47] atsu
You understand that too, don't you?
[19:51] both
Love Shower!
[20:00] monster
What is this sensation?
[20:04] monster
Comfort... Healing...
[20:06] monster
I see... so this is... love.
[20:12] both
Love is over.
[20:15] both
Huh?
[20:16] ryuu
Isn't that the transfer student, Komi?
[20:19] yumoto
You know him?
[20:20] ryuu
Yeah.
[20:21] ryuu
He transferred here at the end of the first term.
[20:24] io
At the beginning of the second term,
he was out of school with the flu...
[20:26] ryuu
And he just stopped coming after that.
[20:29] io
His house is above a
convenience store, right?
[20:31] en
Hey.
[20:35] en
I'm really sorry!
[20:37] en
I'm really, really sorry!
[20:39] en
I know I wasn't myself,
but I was totally messed up!
[20:41] atsu
No, no, I'm the one who should apologize.
[20:43] atsu
I didn't even notice a monster was behind it.
[20:45] en
No, no, it's still my fault.
[20:47] atsu
No, no, I'm at fault, too.
[20:49] en
No, no, no, I'm triple at fault.
[20:51] atsu
No, no, I'm at fault cubed.
[20:51] yumoto
I feel like everything I did was wasted effort.
[20:53] en
No, no, no, no...
[20:54] yumoto
Oh well! It worked out okay!
[20:57] ryuu
Not a care in the world, huh?
[20:58] io
Maybe we should learn from him.
[21:00] en
Hey, don't cling to me.
[21:02] atsu
You're heavy!
SIGN Kurotama Bath
[21:10] yumoto
That's right, I've been
completely forgetting my cuddles!
[21:13] yumoto
I'm sorry!
[21:15] wom
I wish you'd forgotten them forever!
[21:17] ryuu
Komi said his house was so old,
it was due for a remodeling anyway.
[21:21] io
That's very convenient...
I mean, quite a silver lining.
[21:25] ryuu
Once his house is cleaned up,
he says he'll have some friends over.
[21:28] io
That's nice.
[21:30] io
Even so...
[21:32] en
No, no. It's my fault
for erasing your save data.
[21:35] atsu
No, no. It's my fault for getting
to level 100 on a game you owned.
[21:38] en
No, no. It's my fault for getting
potato chips all over your bed.
[21:41] atsu
No, no. It's my fault for secretly
swapping my seat with yours in class
[21:44] atsu
just because mine was wobbly.
[21:45] en
What, seriously?
[21:46] en
No, no. It's my fault for secretly
looking at your cell phone.
[21:47] both
How long will they keep that up
before they're satisfied?
[21:48] atsu
Actually, yeah.
[21:49] en
Fine, I won't do it anymore.
[21:51] wom
I'm done for!
[21:56] atsu
En-chan, you're incredible.
[21:58] en
How so?
[21:59] atsu
You did something I could never do,
and totally offhanded. It's amazing.
[22:02] en
What's with you? What is it you want?
[22:05] en
Fruit milk?
[22:06] atsu
No, I already got some.
[23:41] ari
You know, people don't look at
you as much as you think they do.
[23:44] ari
Not that it matters to me at all.
[23:46] ari
Hey, let's eat some melon.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Love is Stronger than Pride
[23:48] ari
Next time: Love is Stronger than Pride.
[23:51] ari
Conquest!
9 - Love is Stronger than Pride
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SIGN Student Council Room
[00:09] kusa
Arima. Be quiet.
[00:11] ari
Oh, sorry. Shall I make some tea?
[00:14] kusa
If I want some, I'll tell you.
[00:15] gero
Is it because second term's starting?
[00:18] gero
Is it because of them?
[00:20] gero
Is that why you're feeling grumpy, President?
[00:23] kusa
You're calling me grumpy?
[00:25] kusa
Have I done something to
annoy you, Gero Akoya-kun?
[00:31] gero
You only use my last name like that
when you're feeling grumpy, President.
[00:36] kusa
I'm afraid you're wrong about that, Gero-kun.
[00:39] ari
Oh, I know!
[00:41] ari
I'll bring out the dacquoise
I've been holding on to.
[00:44] kusa
No.
[00:44] gero
No thank you.
[00:45] ari
But at times like this...
[00:47] kusa
What do you mean...
[00:48] gero
..."times like this"?
[00:49] ari
Oh... Well...
[00:51] both
What is it?
[00:52] zun
I have had enough of this!
[00:55] zun
Members of the Caerula Adamas.
[00:57] zun
Our Total Conquest of Earth's Lifeforms
Project has reached a serious problem.
[01:02] zun
We still have not identified the enemy,
[01:04] zun
and they block every one of our plans.
[01:07] kusa
Our most recent plan, as well...
[01:10] kusa
It means our present strategy is not effective.
[01:14] zun
Aurite is correct.
[01:16] zun
I cannot afford to waste any more of
my precious Zundar Needles like this.
[01:20] zun
We must fundamentally rethink our strategy.
[01:23] ari
Precious?
[01:24] gero
Fundamentally?
[01:25] zun
That's right!
[01:27] zun
Instead of waiting for them to appear,
we shall go on the offensive!
[01:30] kusa
Go on the offensive?
[01:33] zun
A new development awaits us!
SIGN Love is Stronger than Pride
[03:15] guy
It happened before, too.
He does such weird things by himself.
[03:19] guy
He really can't read the mood.
[03:22] guy
Or maybe it's that he doesn't read the mood?
[03:24] ---
Yeah, could be...
[03:26] uri
What are they talking about?
[03:28] uri
No, who are they talking about?
SIGN Makuwa Uriya
[03:31] uri
What kind of person must one be
[03:33] uri
to come up in their conversation?
[03:35] uri
The bold type that doesn't read
the mood, but pretends he just can't?
[03:38] uri
The self-centered type that can't read
the mood, but pretends he just doesn't?
[03:42] uri
A hybrid between them?
[03:44] uri
I only know one person like that.
[03:48] uri
Someone who, despite caring what others think,
[03:50] uri
views showing that interest as a sign of failure.
[03:53] uri
Yes.
[03:54] uri
That is...
[03:56] guy
Should we go?
[03:57] guy
Let's go.
[04:00] uri
I know. I really do know.
[04:03] uri
I'm excessively self-conscious.
[04:06] uri
No one really cares what I do.
[04:08] uri
No, I'm the one who's
weird for caring about that.
[04:10] uri
Actually, it's caring about it that
makes me excessively self-conscious.
[04:13] uri
I feel like my mind's racing in circles.
[04:15] uri
Do I want to care or not?
[04:17] uri
Do I want to act like I care or not?
[04:19] uri
And should* I care or not?
[04:21] aur
Makuwa Uriya.
[04:23] arg
Monster of ego.
[04:24] per
You'll make an appropriate
servant to the Caerula Adamas.
[04:29] uri
What's going on? Is this a delusion?
[04:32] uri
Or a prank?
[04:34] uri
No, it must be a delusion.
[04:35] uri
After all, I'm not exactly famous
enough to be the subject of a prank.
[04:39] uri
But what if, by chance, someone films
this and the video is put on the internet,
[04:40] kusa
Aurum!
[04:41] ari
Argentum!
[04:43] gero
Perla!
[04:43] uri
and this becomes my world debut,
and I become surprisingly popular?
[04:47] trio
Donum!
[04:50] uri
That's right!
[04:51] uri
I'm not some ordinary gourd (uri),
but a special melon!
[04:54] uri
Yes, a muskmelon!
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[05:06] ryuu
Hey!
[05:07] ryuu
So who came up with the name
"Earth Defense Club," anyway?
[05:10] atsu
Who knows? It's been called that
since I started coming here.
[05:14] ryuu
Well, not like it matters.
[05:16] en
If it doesn't matter, don't ask.
[05:17] ryuu
Yufuin-senpai, is that manga interesting?
[05:21] en
Occasionally.
[05:22] ryuu
Which means it's usually boring, then?
[05:25] io
Sounds like your relationships with girls.
[05:28] ryuu
Occasionally interesting.
[05:30] ryuu
The memories are priceless.
[05:32] io
Don't make me laugh.
[05:34] en
I'm impressed you two can hang out.
[05:37] ryuu
You're saying that, Yufuin-senpai?
[05:39] en
What does that mean?
[05:41] atsu
You mean me and En-chan?
[05:43] en
Speaking of which, why
do you hang out with me?
[05:47] atsu
You're asking that?
[05:49] ---
Yeah.
[05:50] atsu
Why...? It just went that way, I guess?
[05:53] en
Wow. That's mean.
[05:54] atsu
You asking me why was pretty mean, too.
[05:57] en
Well, to me, Atsushi, you're basically air.
[06:01] atsu
Is that a compliment?
[06:02] en
It's a huge compliment.
[06:04] atsu
Is it?
[06:09] yumoto
Yo!
[06:10] en
Why are you coming in from there?
[06:12] yumoto
And down!
[06:14] yumoto
I think a change of mood is a good thing sometimes.
[06:16] atsu
What do you mean, change of mood?
[06:18] atsu
I'd really like to hear about this.
[06:20] yumoto
Just kidding. It's a joke.
[06:22] yumoto
It's because Wombat ran away!
[06:24] en
He should just give up and
surrender himself to you already.
[06:27] yumoto
That's right!
[06:29] ryuu
What do you even like about that bristly thing?
[06:31] io
He stinks, too.
[06:33] wom
I am not bristly, nor do I stink!
[06:37] yumoto
Oh, now look! Wom-san is pouting! Poor thing!
[06:42] yumoto
Well, I'm still on your side, okay?
[06:45] en
But if Yumoto was chasing you,
why did you show up after he did?
[06:50] atsu
And where's Mr. Tawarayama?
[06:53] atsu
Did you leave him again?
[06:54] wom
He's right here!
[06:56] en
Hey, rigor mortis is setting in!
[06:58] atsu
Who hung that bag on him?
[07:00] yumoto
Oh, that's mine!
[07:02] en
I wish you'd share a hundredth of the concern
you have for Wombat with Mr. Tawarayama.
[07:10] wom
It's the Love Alert!
[07:13] en
I'm sick of arguing about
whether we should go or not.
[07:15] en
Might as well just go.
[07:17] atsu
Let's zip over there and zip right back.
[07:19] wom
Stop treating this like a rush job!
[07:27] en
There he is!
[07:29] melon
I've been waiting, Battle Lovers!
[07:33] en
You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[07:36] ryuu
No justice can come from loveless power!
[07:38] io
Love is all!
[07:40] atsu
Live for love! Die for love!
[07:43] yumoto
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[07:45] five
Battle Lovers!
[07:48] yumoto
Feel the power...
[07:50] five
Of love!
[07:52] yumoto
Now, let's go right to the Love Attack!
[07:55] melon
Why don't we have a little talk?
[07:57] yumoto
A talk? About the jealousy, envy,
and inferiority you feel towards us?
[08:02] melon
Yes, that might make a good theme.
[08:05] melon
Jealousy, pity, and envy are three of a kind,
cooking poison in the same pot.
[08:10] en
What? Is today's monster a wannabe scholar?
[08:14] en
Epinard, I leave this sort of
self-sufficient type to you.
[08:18] atsu
Huh? Why?
[08:19] en
It seems like your strong point.
[08:21] yumoto
I'll beat him down with my
unique communication skills!
[08:26] atsu
You can't call it communication
if you're trying to beat him down.
[08:29] atsu
First, we have to be quiet and hear his side.
[08:31] yumoto
Huh? Grumble grumble.
[08:33] atsu
Don't say "grumble grumble."
[08:35] en
So what do you have to say?
[08:39] melon
The "Andes" in "Andes melon" doesn't
refer to the Andes Mountains.
SIGN Scroll of Riddles
[08:44] melon
Did you know that?
[08:47] melon
The "Andes" in "Andes Melon" doesn't
refer to the Andes Mountains.
[08:50] melon
The truth is...
[08:51] yumoto
Yeah? Yeah?
[08:53] melon
The "Prince" in "Prince melon"
doesn't refer to royalty.
[08:56] melon
The truth is...
[08:57] yumoto
Yeah? Yeah?
[08:58] melon
Melons are not really fruit. The truth is...
[09:02] yumoto
Yeah? Yeah?
[09:04] melon
Are you interested?
[09:06] melon
If you want to know the truth, you'll
have to come to Mt. Binan on Sunday.
[09:12] melon
We shall meet again, friends of my soul!
[09:15] yumoto
What, you're not gonna tell us now?
[09:17] yumoto
No fair!
[09:20] ryuu
The "Andes" in "Andes melon"
[09:23] ryuu
comes from "anshin desu" (don't worry)
with the core (shin) removed.
[09:26] ryuu
A play on the fact that it's a melon with seeds.
[09:28] ---
Wow!
[09:29] ryuu
The "Prince" in "Prince melon"
[09:31] ryuu
is named after the group that
developed the seeds in a lab.
[09:34] ---
Wow!
[09:36] ryuu
"Fruit," according to the Ministry
of Agriculture and Forestry,
[09:39] ryuu
is something that grows into a tree,
[09:40] ryuu
whereas melons are herbaceous,
growing at the soil level,
[09:43] ryuu
which makes them fruit-like vegetables.
[09:45] ---
Wow!
[09:47] ryuu
By the way, the "musk" in "muskmelon"
[09:49] ryuu
doesn't come from the fact
that it appears to have a mask,
[09:50] en
You can look up anything on
the internet nowadays, huh?
[09:53] ryuu
but because it produces a
strong aroma known as "musk."
[09:54] atsu
And that monster seemed so confident
as it threw those riddles at us.
[09:56] ---
Wow! Wow!
[09:58] ryuu
One other thing: the mesh pattern
of a muskmelon is scars!
[10:02] ryuu
It's because of fractures that occur in
the rind as the fruit within is growing.
[10:06] yumoto
Wow!
[10:08] en
I wish the monster could have seen that "Wow!"
[10:12] atsu
He probably would've been
pretty pleased with himself.
[10:14] io
He probably thought he could lure
out someone like Yumoto that way.
[10:19] yumoto
Lure me out? What do you mean, Io-senpai?
[10:22] io
Yumoto, you really are carefree.
[10:26] io
Listen to me. The enemy's plan is...
[10:29] zun
To set a trap for them and strike!
[10:31] zun
That is our plan this time!
[10:33] kusa
We've been one step
behind them all this time.
[10:36] zun
This time, we shall annihilate the enemy.
[10:39] zun
It's a truly delicious idea.
[10:43] ari
By the way, Lord Zundar.
[10:45] ari
Is that thing you're eating right now a sn—
[10:48] kusa
Is that escargot?
[10:50] ari
No, it's a snail!
[10:55] zun
The foods of Earth are delicious.
[10:58] zun
This time, at last, our victory is assured!
[11:02] wom
An ambush?!
[11:04] wom
What a lovelessly dirty trick!
[11:07] ryuu
Regardless of the ambush,
just getting there would be a pain.
[11:11] yumoto
You mean you guys aren't planning to go?
[11:15] ryuu
You're saying you are planning to go?
[11:16] yumoto
Well, he did say, "We shall meet again!"
We solved his melon riddles, but still...
[11:21] ryuu
How far are you willing
to go to humor someone?
[11:23] en
It's not like we told him we'd go, so we're safe.
[11:26] io
That's right.
[11:28] ---
What?
[11:28] wom
Wait a minute!
[11:30] wom
The heirs to the throne of love,
the Battle Lovers, can't simply—
[11:33] en
But it'll be tiring, and baths cost money.
[11:36] atsu
You can't spend money you don't have.
[11:40] io
Why are you looking at me?
[11:42] en
I think Wombat's trying to
ask you to pay our way there.
[11:46] io
Now, look...
[11:47] ryuu
If you try to borrow money from Io,
your friendship with him is over.
[11:51] wom
In this situation, I suppose that cannot be helped.
[11:54] wom
In the name of love—
[11:55] io
Are you saying friendship isn't love?!
[11:59] kino
In that case, I know a very good way!
SIGN Arima Ibushi
Born November 10th
Blood Type AB / Scorpio
Hobbies: Backgammon
Likes: Gardening,
carbonated rice crackers
[12:10] ryuu
Ugh, it's you! Where did you come from?
[12:13] kino
How rude of me!
[12:14] kino
I overheard your conversation.
[12:17] en
Overheard...?
[12:19] kino
If you're having money troubles,
[12:21] kino
our Press Society feels it is of
pressing urgency to come to your aid!
[12:27] atsu
Press Society...
[12:28] ryuu
...and pressing urgency?
[12:30] en
Was that a joke?
[12:31] kino
We have a very good idea.
[12:33] kino
A surefire way to make a fortune in no time!
[12:36] yumoto
What is it?
[12:37] kino
Do you remember?
[12:39] kino
Our Press Society published your Earth
Defense Club activities on the internet.
[12:44] atsu
Well, yeah...
[12:46] en
That's right, that did happen.
[12:48] kino
That article was a big hit!
SIGN Yumoto-kun's cuuuuuute!
SIGN Yes, he's an angel!
SIGN En is way too hot
SIGN Atsushiiiiiiiiii
[12:51] kino
Right now, you all are internet idols!
SIGN Io-kun Io-kun Io-kun Io-kun
SIGN Yumoto-kun Yumoto-kun Yumoto-kun
SIGN I love glasses!
[12:54] all
Huh?!
[12:56] atsu
Internet idols?
[12:57] atsu
Isn't that term a little vague?
[13:01] en
I know the words "internet" and "idols,"
[13:03] en
but when you put them together,
suddenly it all feels very indeterminate.
[13:07] kino
Don't think about it too hard!
[13:09] kino
The point is, you're popular!
[13:13] kino
I've received a lot of requests for more
coverage of that five-man hottie group!
[13:19] yumoto
You want us to do something
to Mr. Tawarayama again?
[13:22] kino
No, no, no! I'm speaking more of gravure.
[13:27] all
Gravure?!
[13:28] kino
If you agree to be my models...
[13:33] kino
I could probably pay you this much.
[13:36] atsu
No way!
[13:37] io
That's not possible!
Are you trying to scam us?
[13:40] kino
Do not underestimate your own popularity!
[13:43] kino
If you sell well, I might be
able to pay you even more!
[13:46] yumoto
Wow!
[13:48] kino
Then, first, take these.
[13:54] taz
Good! Good! Yumocchan, you're amazing!
[13:58] yumoto
Oh, am I?
[13:59] taz
Magnum!
[14:01] taz
Great shot!
[14:02] taz
Perfect!
[14:03] en
Was the Press Society photographer
always that kind of character?
[14:06] taz
A little bit of blur...
[14:08] kino
And now, the rest of you!
[14:18] taz
Good! Nice! Yes, straighter!
[14:20] taz
Right! Good!
[14:21] en
Wait! This is all just cosplay!
[14:25] kino
It's part of a plan to put pictures of the
Earth Defense Club wearing various costumes
[14:29] kino
in calendars and sell them like hotcakes!
[14:32] en
Who would buy something like that?
[14:34] atsu
You know, it's like those calendars with
burly firemen and athletes in various poses.
[14:39] ryuu
I've heard of those.
[14:40] io
I feel vaguely like I've sold my soul.
[14:44] kino
Money talks, even in hell.
[14:47] kino
Well, would you like your receipt?
[14:50] kino
As thanks for the photos.
[15:01] yumoto
Those Press Society guys are really great!
[15:03] yumoto
These rice balls are delicious!
[15:05] yumoto
Thanks, big bro!
[15:07] yumoto
Cards! I wanna play Old Maid!
[15:09] yumoto
Then we'll play shiritori!
[15:11] yumoto
And the Yamanote Line game!
[15:12] yumoto
Oh, there's not enough time!
[15:14] en
He's sure excited.
[15:16] ryuu
Damn, persistent caller.
[15:18] io
Did something happen?
[15:24] yumoto
The air is so fresh!
[15:26] en
We finally made it.
SIGN Binan Mountain Station
[15:30] ryuu
She doesn't believe I'm really
away on club business.
[15:32] io
That's only natural.
[15:34] ryuu
That's so cold! Take a selfie with me, okay?
[15:37] io
Sure, but won't she think it's
just a badly shopped photo?
[15:44] ryuu
Girls are cute, but they're
really annoying at times.
[15:48] en
Really? At times?
[15:50] ryuu
Well, I think of the annoyance
as part of their cuteness.
[15:53] en
Amazing.
[15:54] en
Anyway, so we have to climb this?
[16:01] atsu
If someone says to meet on Mt. Binan,
they'd normally mean the summit, right?
[16:07] en
Can we transform?
[16:08] wom
Oh? Have you finally recognized
yourselves as the Battle Lovers?
[16:12] en
No, but our physical skills increase
when we transform, right?
[16:15] en
I thought it'd make it a little easier.
[16:18] yumoto
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[16:21] five
Battle Lovers!
[16:23] yumoto
Feel the power...
[16:25] five
Of love!
[16:31] en
Or so I thought, but I guess not.
[16:34] atsu
En-chan, you never exercise effort,
spirit, or endurance, do you?
[16:38] en
Yeah. I'd rather be a lifetime idler.
[16:42] en
That was close! What is this thing?
[16:44] atsu
A sinkhole, maybe?
[16:47] en
Now I'm even more tired.
[16:52] en
By the way, Atsushi, what do
you want to do in the future?
[16:55] atsu
Me? I'm not sure.
[16:58] atsu
Go to college and get a job
like most people, I guess?
[17:01] atsu
Io, are you going to the Cayman Islands?
[17:02] io
There's no retiring from
investment and management, after all.
[17:05] ryuu
Well, I'm gonna become Hugh Hefner!
[17:07] io
I don't know about that.
[17:09] yumoto
I'm gonna become the world's
#1 bath-firewood man!
[17:12] en
Isn't your family's pubilc bath a natural hot spring?
[17:15] yumoto
That's true, but "bath-washer man"
doesn't have as nice a ring to it.
[17:19] ryuu
What is all this, anyway?
[17:24] yumoto
Hey!
[17:25] yumoto
Hey, Melon Monster!
[17:29] yumoto
We're here!
[17:32] melon
Wh-What are you doing here?!
[17:34] yumoto
You told us to come!
[17:36] melon
Well, yes, but on the way up, I set all those...
[17:40] atsu
Oh, you mean that survival action stuff?
[17:43] yumoto
That was pretty fun! Thanks!
[17:46] ryuu
No, I don't think he put
those there for us to enjoy.
[17:49] yumoto
Oh, really?
[17:53] melon
You may be my enemy, but I am impressed!
[17:54] atsu
Looks like he bounced back.
[17:57] melon
You must be very interested in
the melon riddles I threw at you.
[18:01] yumoto
Yeah. Actually, we figured
them all out using the internet.
[18:04] melon
What?!
[18:05] yumoto
"Anshin desu," the name of a group,
and fruit-like vegetables.
[18:09] yumoto
Also "musk" and scars.
[18:10] melon
It can't be... No...
[18:12] melon
You solved my melon riddles so easily?!
[18:15] yumoto
Also, sorry...
[18:17] yumoto
I'm the kind of person who doesn't really
care if he gets melon after dinner or not.
[18:20] en
Same here, actually.
[18:22] atsu
It's just another gourd, anyway.
[18:24] ryuu
I prefer cherries.
[18:26] ryuu
Not American cherries, but Sato Nishiki.
[18:29] io
Those are more expensive too, right?
[18:31] melon
It can't be... You don't care about melons?
[18:36] melon
It's melon, you know? That melon!
[18:38] yumoto
Sorry.
[18:40] yumoto
If you give me some, I will eat it, of course.
[18:42] melon
What an apathetic reaction!
[18:44] melon
You've shaken my entire raison d'etre!
[18:48] en
He's suffering.
[18:50] atsu
Really suffering.
[18:51] ryuu
Why are you talking about
"raison d'etre," anyway?
[18:55] melon
J-Just kidding. I knew that, too.
[18:58] melon
The melon is a relic of the past.
[19:01] melon
I was just playing melon.
[19:03] melon
Because they say melons are tops, you know?
[19:06] yumoto
Playing melon? Melons are tops?
[19:08] melon
In the same way bananas started
to sell out in an instant,
[19:12] melon
and the way people started to say that eggs
are the honor student of foodstuffs,
[19:15] melon
even thinking of melons as
having value is a total anachronism.
[19:16] atsu
Is this guy okay? He's getting
into self-abuse now...
[19:20] melon
I knew all that,
[19:21] melon
but when you say that, it just makes
people worry about you, you know?
[19:25] melon
So the melon was just playing melon!
[19:28] en
Who is he even talking to?
[19:30] ryuu
Himself, I think?
[19:32] io
He seems desperate to bounce back from this.
[19:34] melon
I'm not special at all,
[19:36] melon
but whether you're expecting
me to be special or not,
[19:40] melon
I'd still like to meet your expectations,
or something like that.
[19:43] melon
Have you ever met someone so willing to
think things down two or three levels?
[19:48] melon
Or something like that!
[19:49] yumoto
What's he talking about?
[19:51] en
In a word, he's excessively self-conscious?
[19:54] atsu
That's likely.
[19:55] melon
Likely?!
[20:00] yumoto
I don't really understand, but don't sweat it.
[20:04] yumoto
No worries!
[20:04] melon
No worries?!
[20:06] yumoto
That's right. We did come, after all.
[20:09] melon
You took pity on me!
[20:11] yumoto
This is a nice place. I'm glad we came.
[20:15] yumoto
We owe you, Melon Monster.
[20:17] yumoto
If not for you, I would never have
given a second thought to melons.
[20:22] yumoto
I'm glad.
[20:25] yumoto
I like melon-flavored shaved ice and such.
[20:29] en
And melon bread.
[20:30] atsu
And melon soda, too.
[20:32] io
The cheap stuff has its own appeal.
[20:34] ryuu
And everything has its own flavor.
[20:49] melon
So you don't mind a melon like me?
[20:52] yumoto
Why would we mind?
[20:56] wom
Everyone, now! Give him love!
[20:59] yumoto
Love Shower!
[21:09] melon
Ah, the synergistic effect
of comfort and healing!
[21:12] melon
100% fruit juice is soaking into my scars!
[21:15] melon
I don't need to stay in a
paulownia box any longer!
[21:21] yumoto
Love is over!
[21:25] zun
The presence has disappeared.
[21:27] zun
So he's been loved, as well?
[21:29] gero
A shame.
[21:31] kusa
Forgive us, Lord Zundar.
[21:33] kusa
It seems our selection was ill-considered.
[21:35] zun
But it did have a bit of an effect.
[21:38] ari
Effect?
[21:39] zun
Let's be satisfied with what we did for today.
[21:44] zun
After we take a brief rest,
we'll consider our next development.
[21:49] zun
With that, I bid thee farewell!
[21:55] kino
It looks like the gravure was popular.
[21:58] kino
I hope this will translate into numbers, as well.
[22:02] kino
Right?
[23:40] gero
Isn't it true that the more a person
thinks of himself as "cute,"
[23:43] gero
the blacker his heart must be?
[23:45] gero
How do I know that's true?
[23:47] gero
Well, it's true of me, after all!
[23:50] gero
Next time: Love is Glasses...
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Love is Glasses...
[23:53] gero
Conquest!
10 - Love is Glasses...
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[00:04] ryuu
Hey, that looks good. The daily special?
[00:07] io
Yes. When it comes to lunch,
[00:09] io
the cafeteria's daily special
is definitely the way to go.
[00:11] io
It's completely satisfactory in
terms of both value and flavor.
[00:16] atsu
You've been getting bread a lot, En-chan.
[00:18] en
Yeah. Everything else is just a pain.
[00:21] atsu
You should have some vegetables, too.
[00:23] atsu
Want some of this stew?
[00:29] atsu
Yumoto, is something wrong?
[00:32] yumoto
I don't seem to have any appetite.
[00:36] ---
What?!
[00:39] wom
It's unusual for you to have no appetite...
[00:43] yumoto
And today's the day my brother
Gora makes lunch for me, too...
[00:49] en
I guess unusual things do happen.
[00:52] yumoto
Huh? Now that I look closer, En-chan-senpai,
you have really long eyelashes...
[00:58] en
Atsushi, he's acting weird.
[01:00] atsu
Yeah, weird.
[01:02] megawa
Oh, look out!
[01:04] yumoto
Megawacchi...
[01:06] megawa
Huh? Yumoto-kun, your face is red.
[01:09] atsu
Now that you mention it...
[01:10] ryuu
Megawacchi?
SIGN Megawa Rui
[01:12] megawa
I'm Yumoto-kun's classmate, Megawa Rui.
[01:16] megawa
I'm the manager of the baseball club.
[01:18] megawa
Nice to meet you!
[01:21] ryuu
R-Right...
[01:23] megawa
Yumoto-kun, do you have a cold?
They're going around lately.
[01:26] yumoto
But I've never caught a cold in my life.
[01:30] megawa
Why don't we check your temperature? Hang on.
[01:33] megawa
Here, a thermometer.
[01:35] atsu
He's a manager, all right.
[01:40] megawa
37°C?
[01:41] yumoto
Huh?
[01:42] yumoto
Wow! I've never reached 37°C before!
[01:46] yumoto
No wonder I feel so lightheaded!
[01:49] atsu
You feel lightheaded?
[01:51] yumoto
Yep. And it's throbbing, too.
[01:54] io
It does sound like a cold, then.
[01:56] ryuu
But I've never seen anyone
so happy about geting a cold.
[02:02] en
Atsushi, Yumoto really is acting weird.
[02:05] atsu
Yeah, he is.
[02:06] megawa
Yumoto-kun, why not leave early?
[02:08] megawa
Maybe you should just get some rest today.
[02:11] yumoto
Yay! Leave early! Hooray!
[02:14] club
Hey, Megawa.
[02:16] megawa
Yes?
[02:17] megawa
Well, I'll be going now. Take care!
[02:21] yumoto
Bye-bye, Megawacchi!
[02:23] ryuu
He seems like the really pleasant type.
[02:26] io
I bet he's really popular.
[02:28] yumoto
Bye-bye!
[02:31] megawa
That's right. I have a very good,
pleasant disposition.
[02:34] megawa
I'm the #1 glasses boy first-year student
that everyone wants as their manager.
[02:38] megawa
In terms of cuteness, I'm easily a
match for any glasses-girl character.
SIGN Love is Glasses...
[04:21] en
It seems like Yumoto-kun has a cold,
so we brought him home.
[04:25] goro
What? Yumoto has a cold?
[04:27] ryuu
That's right.
[04:29] io
He has a fever of 37°C.
[04:31] gora
A fever?!
[04:33] gora
Heat up a bath! A bath!
[04:35] en
It's heated. This is a public bath, y'know.
[04:37] gora
Ice! Go to the snowy mountains to pick up ice!
[04:40] atsu
Isn't there ice in the freezer?
[04:41] ryuu
Where did "snowy mountains"
come from, anyway?
[04:45] gora
That's right, onions!
[04:47] gora
For a cold, you need onions!
[04:48] gora
Cooked onions!
[04:50] io
I don't get it.
[04:52] ryuu
Why onions?
[04:53] yumoto
Big bro Gora always says
onions are good for a fever.
[04:58] en
Really?
[05:00] atsu
Is that a folk remedy or something?
[05:05] gora
How's that, Yumoto?
[05:07] yumoto
Stinks of onions.
[05:10] gora
That's just fine.
[05:12] yumoto
I think I'm getting sleepy.
[05:14] gora
Sleep.
[05:15] yumoto
Okay.
[05:17] atsu
Kind of a strange sight, isn't it?
[05:20] en
I get what you mean.
[05:22] gora
My little brother has never once caught a cold.
[05:27] gora
He must be overexerting himself somehow.
[05:30] atsu
Well, he may have been a
little busy with club activities.
[05:34] gora
That doesn't explain such a high fever.
[05:37] ryuu
No, it's a mild fever.
[05:38] io
I think it's just an ordinary cold, myself.
[05:40] gora
A cold is a gateway to all kinds of illnesses.
[05:43] gora
For this to happen on my watch...
[05:46] en
It's okay, big brother. The fever's low.
[05:50] atsu
But I really am worried.
For Yumoto to be stuck in bed...
[05:53] io
They say fools don't catch colds, after all.
[05:55] ryuu
He said it out loud!
[05:58] gora
Yumoto, your big brother will save you!
[06:06] atsu
That was some pretty
amazing brotherly love, huh?
[06:09] en
I guess the Yumoto doesn't fall far from the tree.
[06:11] wom
Such a moving sight!
[06:14] wom
The reason Yumoto-san so
passionately dedicates himself to love
[06:17] wom
is because of the deep love from his
brother that envelops him every day!
[06:21] wom
Oh, how I wish I could scout that
brother for the Earth Defense Club!
[06:26] ryuu
You're that impressed?
[06:27] io
That's some show of emotion.
[06:30] wom
I'm absolutely welling over with emotion!
[06:32] wom
Although I am concerned
about Yumoto-san's fever...
[06:37] ryuu
Yo!
[06:38] io
Good morning.
[06:40] en
Hey.
[06:41] atsu
Morning.
[06:42] yumoto
Good day to you.
[06:46] yumoto
Senpai. Good day to you.
[06:49] en
"Good day to you"?
[06:50] ryuu
What's with the glasses?
[06:52] yumoto
Everything near me suddenly appeared too close.
[06:55] atsu
Wait, you are Yumoto, right?
[06:56] yumoto
Yes. I am Hakone Yumoto.
[06:59] yumoto
Lovely weather today, isn't it?
[07:01] io
By the way, has your fever gone down?
[07:04] yumoto
I still have a fever,
[07:06] yumoto
but my brother Gora brewed
some medicinal herbs for me.
[07:09] yumoto
I felt so pleasantly refreshed, I decided to come.
[07:12] atsu
But if you still have a fever,
you should rest, shouldn't you?
[07:16] ryuu
Your brother must've been worried, too.
[07:18] yumoto
I didn't tell him I was leaving,
so he doesn't know.
[07:21] yumoto
On such a pleasant day,
I simply couldn't stay in bed.
[07:24] yumoto
Well, excuse me!
[07:28] atsu
Am I the only one who's bothered by that?
[07:30] en
No, I think we're all bothered by that.
[07:33] io
Yeah. Yumoto's character has changed, hasn't it?
[07:35] ryuu
Do you think the fever knocked a screw loose?
[07:37] goro
Yumoto, I cooked some more onion.
[07:42] gora
Yumoto?
[07:47] yumoto
Ah, the gentlemen of the
Student Council. Good day to you.
[07:54] yumoto
Has your morning meeting finished?
[07:56] ari
Yes.
[07:58] yumoto
I'm glad to hear it. You do such fine work.
[08:00] yumoto
Pardon me.
[08:03] ari
That was that first-year boy
from the Defense Club, wasn't it?
[08:05] gero
Yes. He's always been a rather strange boy.
[08:08] kusa
Don't be led astray by fools.
[08:10] kusa
Every minute spent thinking
about them is wasted.
[08:12] gero
That's true.
[08:13] ari
Harsh.
[08:18] yumoto
Oh, Megawacchi. Good day to you.
[08:22] yumoto
Are you working hard at your
morning practice as always?
[08:24] megawa
Yeah.
[08:25] megawa
Yumoto-kun, are you feeling better now?
[08:28] yumoto
Yes. Thank you for yesterday.
[08:30] yumoto
Well, I'll be going to the classroom now.
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[08:55] atsu
What brought this on all of a sudden?
[08:57] yumoto
I've been concerned about
the mess for some time.
[09:00] en
You have?
[09:02] wom
Magnificent, Yumoto-san!
[09:04] wom
Cleaning is love that goes by the name "service"!
[09:07] yumoto
Yes!
[09:09] ryuu
What happened to him?
[09:11] io
I don't know.
[09:13] en
But his character has
completely changed, hasn't it?
[09:16] atsu
Yeah.
[09:17] atsu
Actually, remember what his brother said?
[09:19] atsu
"A cold is a gateway to all kinds of illnesses."
[09:21] io
What about it?
[09:23] atsu
You don't think Yumoto is
going though that, do you?
[09:29] atsu
The first fever he's had since he
was born has overloaded his brain?!
[09:33] ryuu
That's not possible. It was only 37°C.
[09:36] en
But it might not be out of the question.
[09:38] io
Yes. Maybe this is exactly what his
brother was afraid would happen.
[09:42] yumoto
Now...
[09:43] yumoto
Teacher, I'll clean you up nicely, too.
[09:46] en
What will we do if he stays like this?
[09:49] ryuu
Scary.
[09:51] atsu
But I wonder if he even can
go back to the old Yumoto.
[09:54] io
I don't know...
[09:56] wom
I think things are better this way.
[09:59] wom
When all is said and done,
he's overflowing with love!
[10:04] en
What happened?
[10:05] yumoto
I was cleaning up, and the bookcase fell apart.
[10:08] atsu
Oh, this was in pretty bad shape.
[10:11] io
But Mr. Tawarayama's been...
[10:14] ryuu
Teacher, hang in there!
[10:15] ryuu
Wait, he's dead already...
[10:16] en
Hey, look.
[10:19] en
I didn't know there was a door here.
[10:26] gero
Why are we remodeling all of a sudden?
[10:29] ari
Just a bit of feng shui.
[10:32] gero
I didn't know you were concerned
with such things, Arima-san.
[10:34] ari
I suppose I am.
[10:35] kusa
But...
[10:38] kusa
I didn't know there was a door here.
[10:42] yumoto
Okay! It's all clean!
[10:47] yumoto
Well, I'm going to go take out the trash.
[10:58] yumoto
Hello!
[10:59] man
Huh? Who's that?
[11:02] yumoto
Hello!
[11:05] man
Who's that guy?
[11:07] man
That's Hakone Yumoto, the first-year.
[11:09] man
He seems like a really nice guy.
[11:11] man
I wonder if we could get him to be our manager.
[11:17] yumoto
It feels so good getting things clean.
[11:19] yumoto
Now, then...
[11:21] all
Hakone Yumoto-kun!
[11:23] man
Yumoto-kun, would you
like to become our manager?
[11:27] man
Hold on! We saw him first!
[11:30] man
No, we saw him first!
[11:32] man
No, we did!
[11:34] yumoto
I'm sorry.
[11:35] yumoto
I'm grateful for your invitations,
but I have the Defense Club.
[11:40] yumoto
Please let me do my best where I am now.
[11:43] all
So cute!
[11:46] crowd
Yumoto-kun, join our club!
[11:48] crowd
Please, Yumoto-kun!
[11:50] crowd
You're welcome with us!
[11:52] yumoto
I told you, I can't.
[11:55] man
He's really popular.
[11:56] man
Is he really that good a guy?
[11:58] man
You think we could get him to be our manager?
[12:05] man
Oh, I didn't mean that we don't need you...
[12:08] man
Yeah. You do a great job, Megawa.
[12:11] megawa
I-It's okay. You don't have to defend me.
[12:15] megawa
It's my own fault for getting complacent,
[12:17] megawa
thinking I was the only
popular glasses character around.
[12:25] gero
His heart appears to be muddied by
panic, jealousy, and self-loathing.
[12:30] ari
Yes. I like him.
[12:33] kusa
Not bad.
[12:35] kusa
What do you think, Lord Zundar?
[12:40] zun
Fine, indeed.
[12:41] zun
He shall be our next target!
[12:44] zun
Go, Caerula Adamas!
[12:46] both
Yes, Lord Zundar!
[12:53] megawa
Yumoto-kun...
[12:54] megawa
You rocketed to the position of first-year
student most desired as a manager.
[12:59] megawa
I envy you...
[13:00] megawa
No, I loathe you...
[13:02] megawa
That should be my position!
SIGN Gero Akoya
Born April 24th
Blood Type B / Taurus
Hobbies: Aromatherapy
Likes: Beautiful things,
macarons
[13:20] yumoto
Senpai!
[13:22] atsu
Yumoto. Where have you been?
[13:24] yumoto
A whole lot of sports clubs have
asked me to be their manager.
[13:27] yumoto
But my love for the Defense Club hasn't changed.
[13:32] en
Am I the only one who found
Yumoto really cute just now?
[13:36] ryuu
I thought so, too. Damn.
[13:38] atsu
Well, I've always thought
he was cute, as a kouhai.
[13:41] io
Yes, but only as a kouhai.
[13:43] monster
No!
[13:49] monster
The position of #1 boy in terms of
pleasant, cute, and manager material,
[13:53] monster
or PCM for short, is mine!
[13:58] ryuu
One of these, huh?
[13:59] atsu
But were you aware of "PCM"?
[14:01] io
No. And I don't understand what it means.
[14:04] en
Yeah. I can't get excited about this.
[14:06] wom
Don't be like that! Come on, everyone!
[14:09] wom
Love Making into the Battle Lovers!
[14:11] en
For heaven's sake...
[14:14] en
Love Making.
[14:19] en
You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[14:22] ryuu
No justice can come from loveless power!
[14:24] io
Love is all!
[14:26] atsu
Live for love! Die for love!
[14:29] atsu
Wait, Scarlet's missing!
[14:33] wom
He's still over there!
[14:35] monster
Give back my position!
[14:37] monster
PCM Beam!
[14:40] en
Look out!
[14:43] ryuu
What's wrong, Yumoto? Transform already!
[14:46] yumoto
I can't "transform."
[14:49] en
No, no, no...
[14:50] atsu
You've done it plenty of times!
[14:52] io
You even took the initiative.
[14:53] ryuu
Yeah.
[14:54] yumoto
But I'm scared! Senpai, save me!
[14:57] en
What do we do about this?
[14:59] ryuu
Crap. For a moment there, I actually
thought about wanting to protect him!
[15:02] wom
If it's come to this, we should
force him to transform!
[15:06] yumoto
Please don't!
[15:07] yumoto
I don't want to transform! Senpai!
[15:09] monster
Why are you ignoring me to flirt with him?!
[15:17] atsu
Epinard Hurricane!
[15:27] en
Guys!
[15:32] monster
That's so mean. Coming at me all at once...
[15:35] monster
I don't even want to fight!
[15:38] ---
Huh?
[15:39] io
He's the one who's overwhelmingly stronger.
[15:42] atsu
Who the heck is this guy, anyway?
[15:44] monster
Position-wise, I'm a character
who should be protected!
[15:49] monster
I'm not the one who
should be on the front lines!
[15:51] monster
And yet... And yet...!
[15:59] ryuu
He's really strong!
[16:00] io
His reason for fighting is so absurd
that I can't predict his next move!
[16:04] atsu
Normally, Scarlet would say "It's okay!"
and change the tone of the fight, but...
[16:08] yumoto
Help me!
[16:10] en
Yeah, that.
[16:11] monster
Normally, at a time like this,
the others would come to save me!
[16:16] monster
That's my position, and yet...
[16:21] all
Megawa!
[16:24] megawa
Senpai...
[16:26] man
You okay, Megawa?
[16:27] megawa
Senpai...
[16:28] man
It's okay now!
[16:29] man
We'll protect you!
[16:32] megawa
Senpai...
[16:33] monster
So why do I have to be the one fighting?!
[16:52] atsu
He's so powerful...
[16:54] io
We're going to lose at this rate!
[16:55] ryuu
Damn.
[16:57] wom
I'm begging you! Please, transform!
[17:00] yumoto
I can't. I'm scared.
[17:03] wom
But if this keeps up, your friends
will be blown to smithereens!
[17:07] yumoto
But...
[17:08] wom
There's no choice. I'll use my ultimate weapon!
[17:11] wom
If you transform and fight,
you may cuddle me as much as you want!
[17:16] wom
Come on! Cuddle me!
Cuddle me to your heart's content!
[17:20] yumoto
Stop that! It's indecent!
[17:23] monster
Now, everyone. If you
don't want me to beat you,
[17:26] monster
you should protect me,
dote on me, be kind to me!
[17:30] monster
Come on. Come on. Come on!
[17:33] en
Just because you say "come on"...
[17:35] monster
If you don't, I'll beat all of you.
[17:37] monster
It's gonna hurt! You'll be ripped to shreds!
[17:41] ryuu
Damn.
[17:42] en
Why...?
[17:45] monster
If you don't want that,
then love me and only me!
[17:48] monster
Come on. Come on. Come on!
[17:57] wom
This isn't good.
[17:58] wom
We've never been in a situation this bad!
[18:01] monster
Come on, dote on me!
[18:04] ryuu
Damn... This is no joke!
[18:06] io
We'll never give in!
[18:08] atsu
That's right. We refuse!
[18:11] en
Yeah, we refuse.
[18:13] en
We've already got a cute kouhai to dote on.
[18:17] wom
He means you!
[18:19] ryuu
That's right. Our kouhai slot
has already been filled.
[18:22] io
He's all we need!
[18:24] atsu
And we have no plans to be swayed by another!
[18:28] monster
Then... Then... I'll beat you all!
[18:30] monster
I really will... I really will beat you all!
[18:36] wom
This... This is bad!
[18:37] wom
They're all... They're all going to be beaten!
[18:46] yumoto
I won't let it...
[18:48] yumoto
I won't let it happen!
[18:50] yumoto
Love Making!
[18:55] yumoto
The Sparkling Prince!
[18:56] yumoto
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[18:58] yumoto
Take this, Glasses Monster!
[19:07] io
Took you long enough.
[19:09] atsu
We've been waiting.
[19:10] en
Shall we do the usual, then?
[19:13] yumoto
Sure!
[19:19] yumoto
Let's go, Glasses Monster!
[19:20] yumoto
Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[19:23] en
Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[19:25] atsu
Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[19:28] io
Roar, Raging Gaia!
[19:30] ryuu
Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[19:46] yumoto
Love Attack!
[19:53] monster
Is cuteness a sin?!
[20:02] yumoto
You have a team who needs you, too.
[20:06] yumoto
Do your best in the place where you belong.
[20:09] yumoto
Love Shower!
[20:18] monster
What is this warmth?
[20:21] monster
I see... So this is love.
[20:30] yumoto
Love is over!
[20:32] wom
I'm so happy! You're back to your usual self!
[20:38] en
Come to think of it, I haven't seen
Tawarayama with you at all today.
[20:41] en
Are you sure this is okay?
[20:43] ---
Gulp!
[20:44] ryuu
I bet he's completely decomposed.
[20:46] wom
H-H-He'll be just fine, really.
[20:53] kino
Did you get that?
[20:54] taz
Perfect.
[20:57] kino
Lord Hireashi should be very pleased by this.
[21:02] gora
Yumoto!
[21:05] goro
Yumoto!
[21:07] yumoto
Big bro?
[21:08] gora
You shouldn't be here. You still have a fever.
[21:11] yumoto
Sorry I came to school without telling you.
[21:15] gora
You had me worried.
[21:16] atsu
Wait, shouldn't our highly
advanced camouflage prevent him
[21:20] atsu
from seeing our true identities?
[21:22] en
Does his brother know who we are?
[21:24] atsu
No way.
[21:25] ryuu
Then how'd he know that was his brother?
[21:28] io
Through the power of brotherly love, I guess?
[21:35] gero
We lost again...
[21:37] ari
And there's another strange one among them.
[21:42] kusa
That man... Exactly who is he?
[21:46] hire
Well, Kinosaki-chan?
[21:48] hire
Did you get a good shot?
[21:50] hire
Did you really?
[21:53] hire
Wow, we've been stuck in a rut all this time,
[21:56] hire
but this time it's perfect?
[21:59] hire
Can I really trust you?
[22:01] hire
Then once you get some good numbers,
[22:03] hire
we'll be eating sushi in Ginza,
if you know what I mean.
[23:40] zun
At last, our plan is entering the final phase!
[23:44] zun
Commander Hireashi, leave this to me.
[23:46] zun
I swear I shall bring results
that meet your expectations!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN The Trial Called Love
[23:50] zun
Next time: The Trial Called Love.
[23:52] zun
Zundar!
11 - The Trial Called Love
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SIGN The Trial Called Love
[01:37] man
Beniya, we don't have enough.
[01:38] man
Can we really finish this
with just three days to go?
[01:41] man
I'm hungry. Let's send for a shopping run.
SIGN Binan High School
[01:45] man
The class or club that wins the
popularity vote gets a cash prize, right?
[01:49] man
Oh, that's right. That's what
the Press Society guys said.
[01:53] man
Speaking of which, I heard the
Press Society is broadcasting it.
[01:55] man
What do you mean, broadcasting?
SIGN Binan High School Festival Grand Prix
SIGN Who Will Win?!
[01:57] man
Like on the internet? Really?
[02:00] kino
Really!
[02:03] kino
Please allow our media to cover this!
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[02:07] ryuu
I told you, we should do a "how to date" class.
[02:09] io
No, we should have an
investment awareness campaign.
[02:12] en
I don't really want to participate
in this school festival stuff.
[02:17] atsu
I figured you'd say that, En-chan.
[02:19] en
It's such a pain in the ass, I want to die.
[02:21] io
What are you saying, Yufuin-senpai?
[02:24] io
There's a cash prize on the line.
[02:26] io
Why wouldn't you pick up
money just lying on the ground?
[02:29] en
Bending over is a pain in the ass.
[02:31] ryuu
He's hardcore lazy.
[02:33] atsu
But as long as we're being allotted
a club room and club budget,
[02:36] atsu
the student council says we have
to show the fruits of our activities.
[02:39] yumoto
Here! Here! Here here here!
[02:42] yumoto
A restaurant! We should do a restaurant!
[02:44] en
What is that, a kindergartner's dream?
[02:46] io
No, that's a pretty realistic idea for Yumoto.
[02:50] io
Do you know the cost of coffee, for example?
[02:54] ryuu
What, is it easy money?
[02:55] io
It also depends on our ability
to draw customers, though.
[02:55] [SONG] sign
In cold storage
Don't open!
[02:58] en
But everyone else is already gonna do
stuff like cafés and coffee shops.
[03:02] io
That's true. It would be hard
without a selling point.
[03:05] ryuu
We do have a selling point.
[03:06] atsu
We do?
[03:09] ryuu
Love Making!
[03:13] ryuu
The Thrilling Prince!
[03:14] ryuu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[03:17] ryuu
That we're transforming heroes!
[03:19] en
No way.
[03:21] en
We've worked really hard to
hide our identities up to now.
[03:24] en
Revealing them for something like
this would make that all pointless.
[03:27] ryuu
Well, that's different.
[03:29] ryuu
Why don't we just get Wombat
to work something out
[03:32] ryuu
with his advanced scientific technology?
[03:34] wom
Hey! Wait a minute!
[03:36] wom
It would be unheard of for missionaries
of love to pursue for-profit ventures!
[03:41] ryuu
What are you saying?
[03:43] ryuu
If they eat delicious food,
they'll feel love and happiness, right?
[03:47] ryuu
It's a proper love activity. A "lovetivity."
[03:51] wom
Lovetivity...
[03:52] atsu
That's Ryuu for you.
[03:54] atsu
His sweet-talking technique is unsurpassed.
[03:56] en
Should you really be impressed by that?
[03:57] atsu
I was just thinking it'd be nice
to have a refrigerator, though.
[04:01] en
Why's that?
[04:03] atsu
Well, we'd always have cold drinks on hand.
[04:06] atsu
A microwave would be great, too.
[04:08] en
Are you all really into this restaurant idea?
[04:10] ryuu
Let's do it!
[04:12] wom
Lovetivity...
[04:13] atsu
Coffee, black tea, and cake, maybe?
[04:16] en
So it's decided that we're doing it, huh?
[04:18] ryuu
Love out.
[04:21] yumoto
I think we should serve sushi.
[04:22] io
Nope.
[04:23] yumoto
Why?
[04:24] io
It takes too much work.
[04:26] io
And we'd be handling raw fish.
[04:29] io
It would be bad for us if
any problems were to occur.
[04:31] ryuu
Yeah. It's dangerous to serve
stuff that isn't fully cooked.
[04:35] yumoto
Curry would be good, then.
[04:37] ryuu
This isn't just your decision, you know.
[04:38] yumoto
"I would like curry," then.
[04:40] io
If we do curry, we could make it in
the club room, then just heat it up.
[04:44] en
Atsushi makes good curry.
[04:46] atsu
I have to make it?
[04:48] yumoto
Kinugawa Curry! Yeah!
[04:50] ryuu
I can't stand Thai curry, though.
[04:54] en
Why? Because it's spicy?
[04:56] ryuu
Actually, it's the coconut milk.
[05:00] ryuu
I prefer thick home curry!
[05:04] io
Dry curry is quite good, too.
[05:06] yumoto
I like everything!
[05:08] wom
Exactly what kind of food is this "curry"?
[05:14] yumoto
I don't mind Thai curry, Atsushi-senpai.
[05:18] yumoto
Pork is my favorite, though.
[05:20] atsu
I have no idea what you're talking about.
[05:23] yumoto
Weren't you worrying about
what kind of curry to make?
[05:27] yumoto
Because your face looked like this.
[05:30] atsu
What? When?
[05:32] atsu
And I don't think I looked like that.
[05:34] yumoto
Do you actually not like curry?
[05:37] yumoto
Gratin or napolitan would be fine, too!
[05:40] atsu
No... I do like curry, but...
[05:44] atsu
I'm not sure...
[05:45] atsu
What was it?
[05:47] yumoto
It gives you heartburn?
[05:48] atsu
Maybe. Something about it just bothers me.
[05:52] yumoto
Then you should take a bath and go to sleep.
[05:55] yumoto
If you just take a bath,
most things will work themselves out!
[05:58] yumoto
That's what my big bro says.
[06:00] atsu
You're right. I guess I'll do that.
SIGN Binan Festival
SIGN My Essays
SIGN Honey Lemon
[06:22] ari
When you make that expression,
[06:24] ari
it makes me start to feel melancholy, too.
[06:27] kusa
What kind of expression is that?
[06:28] ari
Like you've smelled something foul in the air.
[06:31] gero
Now that you mention it...
[06:33] gero
I've been smelling curry for a while now.
[06:36] kusa
I don't understand people who eat curry.
[06:40] gero
Doesn't everyone love curry?
[06:42] gero
Well, I suppose I wouldn't go
out of my way to eat it, either.
[06:45] ari
Why?
[06:46] gero
The dishes look less than
beautiful after you eat it.
[06:50] kusa
That's not the problem!
[06:52] kusa
The powerful stench.
The stimulation against the tongue.
[06:54] kusa
It's not something civilized
humans should be eating.
[06:57] ari
You're that against it?
[06:59] kusa
It's a thing we should object
to on the most basic level.
[07:02] ari
My, my.
[07:04] ari
I don't know about such a radical way of thinking.
[07:07] kusa
As the rightful rulers of this planet,
[07:09] kusa
we have the duty, the responsibility, and the right.
[07:12] kusa
By the way, I haven't seen Lord Zundar yet today.
[07:16] gero
He's been going out a lot lately.
[07:18] ari
Maybe it's mating season!
SIGN Press Society
SIGN Binan High School Festival
Grand Prix
SIGN Who Will Win?!
[07:26] hire
There's no denying you're in a rut.
[07:30] zun
But I've been dedicated to
devising clever schemes every week...
[07:33] hire
That's not good enough!
[07:35] hire
The masses get bored easily.
[07:38] zun
I am aware of that.
[07:39] hire
But anyway, this planet
called Earth must be jinxed.
[07:44] hire
I mean, we've conquered a lot of planets, right?
[07:48] hire
Some of them have given
us some trouble, of course.
[07:50] hire
But we've conquered the
vast majority of them, right?
[07:54] hire
And yet the Earth alone...
[07:56] hire
Why is this the only place
where we've been canceled?
[08:02] zun
Canceled? What was the reason?
[08:05] hire
Because it didn't go well.
An obstacle got in the way.
[08:08] zun
Obstacle?
[08:09] zun
Still, I don't think the beings of this
planet possess any special abilities.
[08:14] hire
No, they do.
[08:17] hire
Stupid power.
[08:19] zun
They seem to call it "love," or some such...
[08:22] hire
It ain't love, stupid!
[08:24] hire
It's stupid power.
[08:26] zun
So what kind of soldiers do we need
to oppose this "stupid love power"?
[08:31] hire
Good question. We might need
an even more negative person.
[08:36] zun
Negative?
[08:37] hire
Yeah. Someone soggy, viscous,
and goopy who will really stick with it.
[08:43] hire
A human steeped in grudge and discontent.
[08:50] yumoto
Big bro, what's wrong?
[08:52] yumoto
You don't have your usual edge.
[08:54] goro
I-It's nothing.
[08:57] gora
Hey, there's something I want to ask you.
[09:00] gora
The other day, when you...
[09:02] yumoto
You mean the "first cold in my life" incident?
[09:06] gora
Yeah, that's right.
[09:08] yumoto
I don't remember it very well.
[09:11] yumoto
I was carrying a cleaning rag.
[09:13] gora
A cleaning rag?
[09:14] yumoto
Yeah. And for some reason, I had glasses.
[09:16] gora
Glasses?
[09:17] yumoto
And a baseball.
[09:19] gora
Really?
[09:20] yumoto
I think. Sorry if I'm wrong.
[09:23] yumoto
So what was it you wanted to ask me?
[09:26] gora
Well, Yumoto...
[09:28] gora
What do you think of transformation...
[09:31] gora
Deviation and such?
[09:33] yumoto
Deviation?
[09:34] yumoto
Has he discovered some weird hobby?
[09:37] yumoto
Well, I think it's fine!
[09:40] yumoto
People are free to do as they like.
[09:43] yumoto
As long as they aren't bothering
others, I'd encourage them.
[09:46] gora
I see.
[09:49] yumoto
Did he want me to stop him?
[09:59] yumoto
Let's eat!
[10:01] all
Eat!
[10:07] yumoto
It's good!
[10:10] yumoto
Curry's so good! Good curry!
[10:13] ryuu
Shut up and eat.
[10:14] yumoto
But don't you think the Kinugawa Curry is good?
[10:17] ryuu
It's not about that. It's because you're annoying.
[10:19] en
I'm more fascinated
[10:22] en
by the surrealism of Wombat eating curry.
[10:26] wom
Human know-how produces
such a condensed taste!
[10:29] io
300 yen for a plate of curry.
[10:31] io
And if we factor in the cash prize...
[10:34] ryuu
Wow, you seem confident we'll win.
[10:36] io
Of course I am.
[10:38] yumoto
Can we start now, then?
[10:40] wom
Love Making into the Battle Lovers!
[10:45] yumoto
Love Making!
[11:12] yumoto
The Sparkling Prince!
[11:13] yumoto
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[11:16] en
Love Making!
[11:26] en
The Flashing Prince!
[11:28] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[11:31] atsu
Love Making!
[11:41] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[11:42] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[11:45] io
Love Making!
[11:55] io
The Roaring Prince!
[11:57] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[12:00] ryuu
Love Making!
[12:10] ryuu
The Thrilling Prince!
[12:11] ryuu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[12:14] en
You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[12:17] ryuu
No justice can come from loveless power!
[12:20] io
Love is all!
[12:22] atsu
Live for love! Die for love!
[12:25] yumoto
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[12:27] five
Battle Lovers!
[12:29] yumoto
Feel the power...
[12:32] five
Of love!
[12:35] en
You really don't think they'll realize
[12:37] en
that we're the same people as those guys?
[12:41] io
The blur isn't on us, right?
[12:43] atsu
Will that be okay?
[12:45] wom
It's fine. My highly advanced scientific
technology has mumble mumble...
[12:49] en
What do you mean, "mumble mumble"?
[12:51] yumoto
Now, let's go get customers!
SIGN Zundar
Born August 18th
(converted to Earth calendar)
Blood Type B / Leo
Hobbies: Secret
Likes: Escargot
[13:00] yumoto
Deliciousness that shakes the Earth!
[13:02] yumoto
Even an alien would be shocked!
[13:04] guy
Why are you dressed like that, Hakone?
[13:05] yumoto
We're transforming heroes!
[13:07] yumoto
You know, we've seen them around
the school a lot lately, right?
[13:10] yumoto
That weird group of five.
[13:11] yumoto
We're cosplaying as them!
[13:13] io
It's not a lie, I guess.
[13:15] en
And yet, it's a perfect cover story.
[13:17] ryuu
Yumoto's amazing.
[13:19] yumoto
Cosplay Hero Curry! Now on sale!
[13:22] guy
Cosplays, heroes, and curry?
Isn't that a bit too much at once?
[13:26] yumoto
Put on more! More and more and more!
[13:29] en
We don't have a choice.
I guess we'd better work, too.
[13:32] en
I don't want to have any leftovers.
[13:33] ryuu
Sure.
[13:34] io
Let's go.
[13:35] en
Atsushi, you handle the curry stock.
[13:37] atsu
Roger.
[13:38] wom
Give me something to do, too!
[13:41] en
Wombat, you and Mr. Tawarayama watch the store.
[13:45] wom
I accept!
[13:48] tawara
Defense curry.
[13:51] tawara
It's good.
[13:53] en
Okay.
[13:54] en
A little more enthusiasm.
[13:56] wom
Why do I have to suffer such poor treatment?
[13:59] en
Mr. Tawarayama can't help
unless both his hands are free.
SIGN Defense Club Curry 300 yen
[14:02] wom
Even so...
[14:04] en
Well, you can't go away from him.
[14:06] wom
But...
[14:07] ryuu
Sir, you're not doing any work.
[14:15] atsu
It's still got an edge to it.
[14:18] atsu
Oops.
[14:20] kusa
Foolish humans who lack ambition
or aspiration have no right to exist.
[14:25] kusa
They are worthless.
[14:28] kusa
I will purge ugly things, foolish things,
and worthless things from the world.
[14:34] kusa
The world should be orderly, beautiful, and regular.
[14:40] kusa
And yet, what is this curry stench?
[14:43] kusa
Why is it drifting in from over here?
[14:54] atsu
Um...
[14:56] atsu
Want some?
[14:57] kusa
Who would stoop to eating something so humble?!
[15:06] atsu
Kin-chan?
[15:07] kusa
Do not call me by that name.
[15:09] atsu
Kin-chan, you're our enemy? That can't be true.
[15:17] kusa
Truly base and vulgar.
[15:19] kusa
Its wicked stimulation poisons the sense
of taste and destroys the sense of smell.
[15:23] kusa
Worse, its offensive appearance
mocks the sense of sight.
[15:27] kusa
I cannot fathom a person like you
who can this thing known as curry,
[15:31] kusa
Kinugawa Atsushi.
[15:35] atsu
No. My name is...
[15:37] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[15:40] kusa
I see. So our battle was fated, then!
[15:45] zun
Go, Aurite!
[15:47] zun
The time has come to unleash your power
[15:48] zun
and achieve your longstanding desire!
[15:52] kusa
Conquest!
[15:59] kusa
My name is Dark Aurite.
[16:02] kusa
The Black Chevalier, writhing in darkness!
[16:06] kusa
Ater Aurum!
[16:13] gero
What's that?
[16:14] ari
That's where the student council room is.
[16:16] en
What's that?
[16:17] ari
That's where our club room is.
[16:26] atsu
Wait! Let's do this after the culture festival's over!
[16:28] atsu
I want to sell the curry I worked so hard to make!
[16:30] kusa
Curry, you say?
[16:32] kusa
Just leave it to rot!
[16:35] atsu
No! That curry's important to me!
[16:37] kusa
Why? Why curry, of all things?
[16:40] atsu
If we're talking about "of all things,"
[16:41] atsu
why do you have to be my
enemy of all things, Kin-chan?
[16:46] kusa
Don't call me by that name!
[16:50] guy
Wow! Who's putting on that performance?
[16:52] guy
Cool! There's lights and everything!
[16:55] ari
What's going on?
[16:57] gero
It must be serious, to make
the president forget himself.
[17:00] en
Why is Atsushi fighting?
[17:03] both
President?
[17:04] both
Atsushi?
[17:07] gero
Why can we see their faces?
[17:09] ryuu
The blur isn't on us, right?
[17:13] taw
Mumble mumble, and all.
[17:15] all
You guys are...
[17:16] both
Caerula Adamas?
[17:19] both
The Battle Lovers?
[17:20] all
Um...
[17:22] both
Conquest!
[17:25] ari
The Silver Chevalier, rustling young leaves!
[17:28] ari
Argent!
[17:33] gero
The Pearl Chevalier, making flowers bloom!
[17:35] gero
Perlite!
[17:40] gora
A bad omen.
[17:42] gero
How dare you deceive us all this time?!
[17:45] ryuu
That's our line!
[17:48] ari
Learning your identities is
a real load off our minds!
[17:52] en
It's hard to see something that's
right under your nose, I guess!
[17:58] io
What's going to happen to the curry?
[18:00] io
What about the profits from Cosplay Hero Curry?
[18:03] wom
Mumble mumble, I'd say!
[18:07] kusa
Gigant Aurum!
[18:14] atsu
Yumo—
[18:14] yumoto
Why are you two fighting?!
[18:18] kusa
This is not such a trivial thing!
[18:20] yumoto
But it is a fight, isn't it?
[18:22] atsu
He just hates me, that's all.
[18:25] kusa
That's right.
[18:26] kusa
I hate you, Kinugawa Atsushi.
[18:29] kusa
Ever since that day you rejected me!
[18:33] yumoto
Rejected? What did you do, Atsushi-senpai?
[18:36] atsu
Rejected? Did I do that to you, Kin-chan?
[18:40] kusa
If you're playing dumb, it's pathetic.
[18:42] kusa
If you really have forgotten,
then I'll consign you to death!
[18:47] kusa
At-chan, you're coming by my house, right?
[18:49] atsu
I can't today. I've got something to do.
[18:52] kusa
Okay...
[18:58] en
Whoops.
[18:59] atsu
Th-Thanks.
[19:01] en
Kinugawa? Where are you going?
[19:03] atsu
CoCoKaRa Curry.
[19:04] en
That's right. Today's their extra-spicy curry day.
[19:07] atsu
Yufuin, you like curry?
[19:08] en
Pretty well.
[19:09] atsu
Want to go with me?
[19:12] atsu
I have a coupon.
SIGN All curry 20% off
[19:14] en
So do I.
[19:15] en
If I had to choose which I hate more,
mild curry or stinky natto,
[19:18] en
I'd choose mild curry any time.
[19:20] atsu
That's right. There are people
who find even the mild stuff spicy.
[19:24] kusa
Stupid curry.
[19:29] atsu
Morning, Kin-chan.
[19:36] atsu
Kin-chan?
[19:40] en
What, did you have a fight or something?
[19:42] atsu
I don't remember having one...
[19:44] en
What, you're fighting and
you don't even know why?
[19:49] en
Why not ask him?
[19:50] atsu
I'd better not.
[19:51] atsu
If he doesn't want to talk about it,
I'd feel bad trying to force it out of him.
[19:56] kusa
You broke our oath!
[19:59] atsu
Oath?
[20:04] atsu
What did you wish for?
[20:06] kusa
I wished for us to stay friends forever.
[20:10] atsu
You don't need to wish on a shooting star for that.
[20:15] atsu
'Cause we'll be friends forever, no matter what.
[20:22] kusa
You stomped on decorum!
[20:28] gora
Yumoto...
[20:31] gora
I'm coming now.
[20:38] kusa
Don't get in my way!
[20:39] yumoto
Please don't have a falling-out in front of me!
[20:42] yumoto
I hate that kind of thing!
[20:44] kusa
In that case...
[20:48] kusa
I'll destroy you both together!
[20:53] gora
Do they intend to do the same thing again?
[21:03] io
Fight!
[21:05] ryuu
One shot?
[21:06] yumoto
Hey, you're late!
[21:10] atsu
En-chan!
[21:11] en
Sorry I'm late.
[21:18] en
When I hear that story of yours, Kusatsu,
it sounds to me like you're just sulking!
[21:22] kusa
Shut up, you coward!
[21:24] io
We won't stand silent while you
slander the good name of curry!
[21:43] gero
It's presumptuous to think that
the likes of you could oppose us.
[21:46] ari
If you withdraw now, we won't harm you.
[21:51] yumoto
I am going to stop this stupid fight between you!
[21:54] hire
Oh? It's being drawn out that long?
[21:57] hire
That's great. Just what I wanted.
[23:39] [SONG] ---
Next Time
[23:43] [SONG] ---
At Last
[23:47] [SONG] ---
The Final Episode!
12 - Love Forever
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[00:10] yumoto
I'm going to stop this
stupid fight between you!
[00:12] hire
Oh? It's being drawn out that long?
[00:15] hire
That's great. Just what I wanted.
[00:25] yumoto
Student Council President!
Let's talk about this!
[00:28] kusa
Don't be absurd!
[00:30] kusa
I have power!
[00:32] kusa
Power that you lack.
Power to cleanse the world!
[00:41] gora
Don't be deceived!
[00:45] gora
This has all been prearranged!
[00:47] gora
It's a set-up!
[00:49] yumoto
Big bro Gora?
[00:50] atsu
What was set up?
[00:52] gora
All of it! This guy set up all of it!
[00:55] hire
Let me go! Let me go, I say!
[00:57] hire
Just who do you think I am?
[01:00] kusa
A talking goldfish? It couldn't be...
[01:02] gora
Now, Hireashi! Confess everything!
[01:07] hire
I'll talk! I'll talk!
[01:08] hire
I'll tell them everything. Just don't crush me!
[01:12] gora
Now, hurry!
[01:13] hire
Yes, yes, yes!
[01:14] hire
This is a reality show targeted
at the whole universe!
[01:18] hire
The things you say, the things you do,
every move you make...
[01:22] hire
All of it, down to the tiniest detail,
is being broadcast across the universe!
[01:26] all
Broadcast across the universe?!
[01:28] hire
They're watching you Earthlings divided
into two groups and fighting each other!
[01:33] all
Wh-What did you say?!
[01:35] en
I never thought I'd have a moment in
my life when I'd say "What did you say?!"
[01:40] en
But this is a real
"What did you say?!" moment.
[01:42] kusa
Broadcast... across the universe?
[01:44] zun
Chief Hireashi!
[01:50] yumoto
Big bro!
[01:52] zun
Chief Hireashi! Are you all right?
[01:53] hire
Of course I'm not all right!
You took too long getting here!
[01:56] zun
I am very sorry!
[01:58] hire
Kinosaki-chan! Continue the broadcast!
[02:01] kino
Okay! This is Kinosaki on the scene!
[02:04] kino
Now let's have a talk with the leader
of the Conquest Club, Kusatsu Kinshiro!
[02:09] kino
How are you feeling right now?
[02:12] kino
Say a few words to our viewers.
[02:17] kino
Okay! That was Dark Aurite,
A.K.A. Kusatsu Kinshiro,
[02:20] kino
whose expression suggests
some lingering shock!
[02:24] kusa
That means...
[02:26] kusa
Everything I've said and done
[02:28] kusa
has all been watched?
[02:30] kino
Yes, that's right!
[02:32] kino
In addition to your battles,
there have been hidden cameras set up
[02:36] kino
in your student council room
and personal spaces, as well!
[02:39] kino
It's all being broadcast
throughout the whole galaxy!
[02:43] kusa
Throughout the whole galaxy?
[02:45] kino
Yes! The faint yearning
for your childhood friend,
[02:48] kino
the obstinacy, the angry outbursts,
the unavoidable failures of understanding...
[02:52] kino
You're a stand-out character!
[02:54] kino
You're a conversation topic for thousands
of millions of people across the universe!
[03:00] kusa
I-It can't be...
[03:01] kino
It's the tsundere in you.
[03:04] yumoto
Big bro! Big bro!
[03:05] yumoto
Speak to me! Don't die!
[03:08] zun
What are you doing, Caerula Adamas?
[03:10] zun
Go and defeat the Battle Lovers!
[03:13] kusa
What's the point in fighting them now?
[03:16] zun
What was that?
[03:18] kusa
Now that everything's been brought to light,
[03:22] kusa
all my talk of order rings completely hollow.
[03:25] zun
To whom do you think I gave
[03:28] zun
the power to rule the world?
[03:32] zun
Tch.
[03:34] hire
If it's come to this, go to plan B!
[03:36] hire
Do it, Zun-chan!
[03:37] zun
Sir!
[03:38] zun
Zundar Needles, activate!
[03:44] yumoto
Big bro?
[03:45] atsu
This is...
[03:52] en
G-Gora-san!
[04:06] yumoto
B-Big bro Gora!
[04:08] gora
My name is Wood-Chopper Monster.
[04:11] gora
I will chop wood, and the world, in two!
[04:15] all
Wh-What did you say?!
[04:16] en
Okay, that's already the second
"What did you say?" of my life.
[04:21] ari
He became a monster?
[04:23] gero
So it wasn't our power doing that?
[04:30] yumoto
Why... Why is my brother Gora...
[04:35] gora
Chop!
[04:40] yumoto
Stop it, big bro!
[04:46] io
He's so powerful...
[04:47] ryuu
That's Yumoto's big brother for you.
[04:49] atsu
All that daily wood chopping
wasn't just for show.
[04:52] en
And what's with the hatchet?
That's a bit obsessive.
[04:55] yumoto
Why are you so good at this, big bro?
[04:58] hire
He actually noticed! Well done! Well done!
[05:00] yumoto
Huh? What?
[05:02] hire
Now it's time for a nostalgic playback of old times!
SIGN TV Universe
[05:09] hire
Universal Calendar 12015.
[05:12] hire
My employer, TV Universe,
sent me, the skilled Hireashi,
SIGN Reality Show
SIGN Can I Destroy the Earth?
[05:18] hire
to be the director of a reality show:
Can I Destroy the Earth?
[05:25] hire
There was a despicable, wicked Earthling.
[05:27] hire
His name was Hakone Gora.
[05:31] gora
Chop!
[05:33] gora
Chop!
[05:34] gora
Chop!
[05:43] hire
That man vanquished all the monsters
we sent, one after another.
[05:48] hire
He had no consideration for how badly our viewers
[05:51] hire
wanted to see the Earth conquered and destroyed,
[05:53] hire
and no ability to read the mood.
He made all our plans come to nothing.
[05:57] atsu
Are you saying Yumoto's big brother was
the previous generation of Battle Lovers?
[06:02] yumoto
Oh, now that you mention it...
[06:04] yumoto
My brother would always sharpen
his hatchet after I went to bed...
[06:08] yumoto
I saw him go out somewhere
after that, lots of times.
[06:12] yumoto
I was too scared to ask
where he was going, though.
[06:15] io
That would be pretty scary.
[06:17] ryuu
Yeah, on a pants-pissing level.
[06:20] hire
Once the program lost its
concept, the ratings dwindled.
[06:24] hire
In the end, it was tragically canceled.
[06:26] hire
CIDE is the only show I've ever
directed that got canceled!
[06:30] atsu
CIDE?
[06:32] en
I guess that's short for Can I Destroy the Earth?
[06:34] wom
It's only natural that it was canceled!
[06:36] wom
I could not allow such
foolishness and barbarism!
[06:40] wom
You received numerous complaints from
the Space Ethics Improvement Organization,
[06:43] wom
but you always make some vague
excuse like "just watch it until the end"!
[06:47] en
Wait, you've known about all this from the start?
[06:51] wom
I'm just acting in the
spirit of animal preservation!
[06:54] wom
I couldn't stand watching the creatures of
Earth wiped out for someone's entertainment!
[06:59] zun
We're just giving the masses what they want to see!
[07:03] wom
What kind of viral marketing is that?
[07:05] wom
Your selfishness is your undoing!
[07:07] wom
What about compliance, anyway?
[07:10] hire
Compliance? Ha! I'm laughing so hard,
I could brew tea in my navel!
[07:14] wom
I don't want to hear
talk of navels from a fish!
[07:16] zun
Silence! You have a pouch, and that's just gross!
[07:19] wom
Are you going there?
Are you really going to go there?
[07:22] zun
And what if I am?
[07:24] wom
Then I'll go there, too!
[07:26] wom
The way you're always twitching your nose?
[07:29] wom
That really bothers me!
[07:31] zun
I'm not twitching it!
[07:33] wom
You are so!
[07:35] hire
You really are.
[07:36] ---
What?!
[07:37] en
Cut it out, you guys.
[07:39] en
I can't tell if it's cute or disgusting.
[07:42] hire
Anyway, since CIDE was a failure,
[07:46] hire
I was exiled to the company
history compilation office.
[07:49] hire
Even Aria-chan, the cabaret girl
from Gotanda Planet, dumped me!
[07:52] hire
It put me through the wringer!
[07:55] ryuu
You go to cabaret clubs? Also, those exist?
[08:00] hire
Oh, really? The numbers are through the roof?
[08:03] hire
Okay, go at it! Make it look good!
[08:06] gora
Chop!
[08:12] atsu
Why did Gora-san...
[08:14] io
He was standing there quietly all this time.
[08:16] ryuu
Why did he decide to start moving again now?
[08:18] hire
That's the kabuki rule!
[08:20] hire
When the camera's rolling,
everyone else stops moving.
[08:23] hire
Until the speaker's done with
their lines, they must stand quietly.
[08:26] hire
More precisely, they're incapable of moving!
[08:28] gora
Chop!
[08:29] gora
Chop! Chop! Chop!
[08:33] hire
Excellent!
[08:34] hire
A former hero, fallen to the dark side.
He becomes the ultimate enemy,
[08:38] hire
and now stands in the way of his
own flesh-and-blood little brother!
[08:41] yumoto
Big bro, if you were really a hero once,
[08:44] yumoto
how can you turn into a monster so easily?!
[08:46] yumoto
Show some mettle, big bro!
[08:56] gora
I refuse.
[09:03] yumoto
Stop it, big bro!
[09:04] gora
Chop!
[09:08] yumoto
Stop it, I said!
[09:09] kino
Oh, what a red-hot development!
[09:11] kino
Whoever wins, we're guaranteed rave reviews!
[09:14] ryuu
I'm not really excited about
attacking Yumoto's brother, but...
[09:18] io
This is no time for holding back!
[09:21] ryuu
Vesta Ignit!
[09:23] io
Sulfur Gaia!
[09:26] atsu
Epinard Hurricane!
[09:27] en
Cerulean Aqua!
[09:29] gora
Chop!
[09:31] en
It's no use! We're no match for him!
[09:33] yumoto
Big bro! Come to your senses!
[09:35] gora
I refuse!
[09:45] kino
Look at that power!
[09:47] kino
This is the Gora Power that
drove CIDE to cancellation!
[09:50] ari
Excuse me.
[09:51] ari
It's Kinosaki-kun, isn't it?
[09:53] kino
Yes, that's right.
[09:55] ari
Are you through interviewing
our student council president?
[09:58] kino
Yes, I'm done.
[10:00] kino
What's going on here is far more interesting.
[10:03] kino
Woah!
[10:03] ari
Got it.
[10:04] ari
Then I have one more question for you.
[10:06] kino
I'm busy right now. Can't it wait until later?
[10:09] ari
No, it's a very simple question.
[10:11] ari
Answer yes or no.
[10:13] ari
Did you know about their plan from the start?
[10:17] ari
And that's why you've
been doing your research?
[10:19] kino
That's right.
[10:21] ari
I see.
[10:22] kino
What is it?
[10:27] ari
Akoya...
[10:28] gero
It's the duty of the youngest member
to handle this kind of work, right?
[10:41] en
Yumoto!
[10:42] gora
Chop!
[10:44] gora
Chop!
[10:49] gora
Chop!
[10:58] atsu
Kin-chan!
[11:08] kusa
What?
[11:10] atsu
Are you okay, Kin-chan?
[11:15] kusa
Why?
[11:16] atsu
Because even though you
might not feel the same way,
[11:19] atsu
I still think of you as a friend.
[11:24] kusa
At-chan...
[11:37] kusa
"Cleanse" can also mean to
make anew, to set things right.
[11:42] kusa
In that case, perhaps I need to cleanse myself.
[11:47] gora
Chop!
[11:48] gora
Chop chop chop chop chop!
[11:54] gora
Chop!
[11:59] gora
Chop!
[12:05] yumoto
Guys!
[12:06] en
Now! Use the Love Attack!
[12:09] all
Yeah!
[12:10] yumoto
Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[12:12] Default;en
Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[12:15] atsu
Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[12:17] io
Roar, Raging Gaia!
[12:20] ryuu
Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[12:35] yumoto
Love Attack!
[12:41] gora
Chop!
[12:44] yumoto
The Love Attack...
[12:45] gora
Chop!
[12:47] yumoto
You won't chop us!
[12:52] gora
Chop!
[12:54] yumoto
Big bro, snap out of it!
[12:57] gora
Chop!
[12:58] yumoto
This isn't my big brother!
[13:01] gora
Ch... Chop...
[13:03] yumoto
If you become a minion of evil,
who will chop the wood for the bath?
[13:07] gora
Bath?
[13:09] yumoto
That's right! The Kurotama Bath
is everything to you, isn't it?
[13:13] gora
Kurotama Bath...
[13:15] yumoto
Remember the warmth of the bath!
[13:18] gora
Warmth...?
[13:37] en
Yumoto grew...
[13:38] atsu
...wings?
[13:39] ryuu
He's an angel?
[13:40] io
No way.
[13:42] wom
That's the More Better Love Making!
[13:44] all
More Better Love Making?!
[13:46] wom
That's right!
[13:48] wom
He's more better in every respect!
[13:49] wom
In other words, he's the More Sparkling Prince!
[13:53] yumoto
More Better Love Shower!
[14:02] gora
What is this sensation?
[14:04] gora
It seems to warm me to my core...
[14:07] gora
Comfort... Healing...
[14:09] yumoto
Big bro, this is a bath.
[14:12] gora
I see. This is a bath.
[14:19] gora
Baths are great.
[14:22] yumoto
Love is over!
[14:24] hire
It's not over yet!
[14:29] en
Oh, fine! I'll say it as many times as you want!
[14:32] all
Wh-What did you say?!
[14:35] hire
How dare you, how dare you,
how dare you, how dare you?!
[14:38] hire
You've rendered all my plans to nothing!
[14:42] yumoto
That's...
[14:44] yumoto
a porcupinefish?
[14:45] wom
A goldfish and a hedgehog
make a porcupinefish.
[14:47] wom
It does make sense, logically...
[14:49] all
No it doesn't!
[14:50] hire
Go! Finish them!
[14:53] zun
Roger that!
[14:55] zun
Transform!
[15:04] hire
Porcupine...
[15:06] zun
fish!
[15:08] all
Wh-What did you say?!
[15:21] yumoto
I don't think so!
[15:30] kusa
Ultima...
[15:31] trio
Adamas!
[15:38] ryuu
Why would the student council...
I mean, Caerula Adamas help us?
[15:41] kusa
As student council president,
I couldn't turn a blind eye
[15:45] kusa
to anyone causing harm to our students. That's all.
[15:48] atsu
Thanks, Kin-chan.
[15:51] kusa
Why?! Why are you like this, At-chan?
[15:55] kusa
You being so nice just lets me be selfish!
[15:59] kusa
It was the same then!
[16:00] kusa
You should have gotten angry and
told me not to take things out on you!
[16:03] kusa
But because it was me, you didn't say anything.
[16:07] kusa
You didn't do anything!
[16:08] kusa
That's why I could never apologize to you!
[16:12] atsu
Sorry.
[16:13] kusa
I don't want an apology!
[16:16] atsu
Sorry.
[16:20] ryuu
Kinugawa-senpai, at times like this,
[16:22] ryuu
you should just say "I understand"
and take them gently in your arms.
[16:25] io
That's just how you do things.
[16:27] atsu
Does this mean we can walk
home together and talk again?
[16:33] kusa
Yeah.
[16:35] wom
Oh, this is the true love known as friendship!
[16:39] wom
It's a happy end!
[16:40] hire
I told you, it hasn't ended yet!
[16:44] hire
I almost got stuck following the kabuki rule!
[16:48] yumoto
You still want to fight?!
[16:50] wom
In that case, everyone turn More Better!
[16:54] en
The More Flashing Prince!
[16:58] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[17:00] atsu
The More Piercing Prince!
[17:02] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[17:05] io
The More Roaring Prince!
[17:08] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[17:10] ryuu
The More Thrilling Prince!
[17:13] ryuu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[17:15] kusa
The Golden Chevalier,
shining in greater radiance!
[17:19] kusa
Aurite!
[17:21] ari
The Silver Chevalier,
rustling even more young leaves!
[17:23] ari
Argent!
[17:25] gero
The Pearl Chevalier,
making all the flowers bloom!
[17:28] gero
Perlite!
[17:30] yumoto
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[17:32] five
More Battle Lovers!
[17:35] hire
"More Better"? Don't make me laugh!
[17:37] hire
You're worse than before!
[17:40] en
It's true that it's a strange name...
[17:41] wom
The name is just ornamental!
[17:43] wom
Why can't they understand that?
[17:45] yumoto
That's right! What really matters is love!
[17:48] en
Freedom!
[17:49] atsu
Friendship!
[17:50] io
Money!
[17:51] ryuu
Girls!
[17:52] gero
Beauty, right?
[17:54] ari
I'm not sure.
[17:55] kusa
For Binan High School to
remain Binan High School!
[17:59] yumoto
Let's go!
[18:01] hire
Let's turn the tables on them!
[18:02] zun
Roger that!
[18:18] hire
All of you together isn't enough!
[18:21] hire
Yes, yes? S-Station director?
[18:24] hire
Huh? What? Of course not.
[18:26] hire
The development may be a bit forced,
but we got the proper go-ahead for it.
[18:30] hire
What? R-Right now?
You can't cancel us that suddenly!
[18:34] hire
Director! Um, D-Director?
[18:37] hire
What about that night on Gotanda Planet?!
[18:42] hire
Damn it! In that case,
I'll crush you all together!
[18:46] hire
Fire! Fire! Keep firing!
[18:48] zun
But I'm afraid we've fired all our ammo, sir.
[18:53] hire
Ergh!
[18:55] yumoto
I'll tell you why you were canceled!
[18:59] hire
What?
[19:00] yumoto
Because you have no love
for your subject matter!
[19:03] yumoto
Those who have no love
cannot move the hearts of others!
[19:08] yumoto
More Better Love...
[19:12] yumoto
Attack!
[19:23] yumoto
Love is... seriously... over!
[19:30] wom
And so, Can I Destroy the
Earth? Returns was canceled.
[19:35] hire
I swear to only produce high
quality programming from now on!
[19:40] zun
Ditto.
[19:54] wom
The culture festival proceeded without incident,
[19:57] wom
and their Cosplay Hero Curry sold out.
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[20:07] yumoto
Big bro, I'm getting in first, okay?
[20:11] gora
Yes. Today's bath is in good condition.
[20:14] yumoto
Yeah!
[20:16] yumoto
Yo!
[20:18] all
Yo!
[20:20] en
Yumoto.
[20:22] en
Did you know that nikujaga and stew
are brothers from different mothers?
[20:27] kusa
Naturally, stew is superior.
[20:30] atsu
We're not talking about superior or inferior.
[20:32] gero
But nikujaga's rather homely, isn't it?
[20:35] io
No, the broad-mindedness of nikujaga,
[20:38] io
that you can make it with beef
or pork, is a thing to be admired.
[20:41] ari
Either way,
[20:42] ari
it's still sad when you get the wrong
type of potatoes and they melt.
[20:46] ryuu
Even if it gets mushy, I forgive them
if they say "sorry" in a cute way.
[20:52] ---
Huh?
[20:53] en
The point is, when you use
the "mother" known as soy sauce
[20:55] en
instead of demi-glace sauce,
you give birth to nikujaga.
[20:58] yumoto
Oh!
[20:59] yumoto
Nikujaga, huh?
[21:01] yumoto
I wish I could have fed some to Wom-san.
[21:06] atsu
That's true.
[21:08] wom
Excuse me... Don't treat me
like I'm dead just yet.
[21:12] en
Oh, sorry.
[21:14] en
But at this point in the story, you would
usually have gone back to your home planet.
[21:17] wom
I can't go back to space until
Mr. Tawarayama is revived.
[21:21] atsu
Huh? What about your scientifically
advanced medical mechanisms?
[21:24] kusa
That's likely just an excuse.
[21:27] ---
Gulp...
[21:28] yumoto
Well, that just means I can cuddle you more!
[21:30] wom
W-Wait! No, no, no.
[21:32] yumoto
There, there, there.
[21:32] wom
Well, I wouldn't say...
[21:34] yumoto
Cuddle, cuddle.
[21:36] wom
...that!
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SIGN <Important News> After this, Mr. Tawarayama was brought back to life thanks to the "life" brought to Earth by one of Wombat's people. Thank goodness.