4 - Can I Get a Minute?

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SIGN    The Battle for Control of the Natural World Begins Now!
SIGN    Chivalry
SIGN    Otokogi Koala Fighters!!!
[00:05] Game
    Round one! Fight!
[00:21] Game
    K.O.!
[00:27] Glasses Guy
    Hey, man! Go easy!
[00:29] Brown-Haired Guy
    Huh? But Senpai,
[00:31] Brown-Haired Guy
    didn't you say that guys who hold back at
    the game center aren't fit to be gamers?
[00:34] Glasses Guy
    You idiot! Guys who make girls
    cry aren't even fit to be human!
[00:38] Brown-Haired Guy
    A-All right.
[00:41] Brown-Haired Guy
    But how do I do that?
[00:43] Brown-Haired Guy
    She's a total noob! All I can do is
    approach slowly with my guard down!
[00:48] Cat
    Meow!
[00:49] Glasses Guy
    Good! That should work.
[00:54] Glasses Guy
    She can tell you're half-assing it!
[00:56] Glasses Guy
    Switch with me!
[00:58] Brown-Haired Guy
    Huh?
[00:59] Glasses Guy
    I'll show you how to
    half-ass it the right way!
[01:02] Glasses Guy
    Throw a super move but let the
    opponent think they dodged it,
[01:05] Glasses Guy
    and then make it look like you got
    hit naturally by the counterattack!
[01:08] Glasses Guy
    Because then...
[01:13] Lily
    Huh? Otokogi mode?
[01:17] Glasses Guy
    There.
[01:27] Glasses Guy
    She looks invigorated, like she
    just broke a sweat! Success!
[01:33] Glasses Guy
    I'm glad it worked.
[01:35] Brown-Haired Guy
    Me too.
[01:37] Lily
    Renji, did you see that?!
[03:32] Renji
    Um... Is something the matter?
[03:34] Momoko
    Huh?
[03:35] Momoko
    N-No! Please, I'm not doing anything
    wrong! You have to believe me!
[03:39] Renji
    P-Please calm down!
[03:43] Renji
    If that happens, just
    ask the staff for help.
[03:46] Renji
    Here.
[03:47] Momoko
    Th-Thank you. I really appreciate it.
[03:50] Momoko
    Oh!
[03:51] Renji
    Huh?
[03:52] Renji
    Oh, hey...
[03:55] Renji
    Aren't you Mochizuki Momoko
    from my department?
[04:00] Momoko
    You got the wrong guy.
[04:02] Renji
    Why would you tell such an obvious lie?!
[04:05] Momoko
    You won't spread rumors at college
[04:07] Momoko
    that you caught me sneaking around,
    hunting for dropped coins, will you?
[04:10] Renji
    Of course not!
[04:12] Renji
    What kind of guy do you think I am anyway?
[04:14] Momoko
    Thank goodness.
[04:16] Momoko
    But what're you doing here, Kusakabe-kun?
[04:20] Renji
    I work here part-time.
[04:22] Momoko
    Work?!
[04:23] Momoko
    I suppose that explains why
    you haven't joined any clubs.
[04:27] Renji
    How did you know I'm not in any clubs?
[04:31] Momoko
    N-No! That was just, um, w-well...
[04:34] Momoko
    See ya later!
[04:36] Renji
    Huh?
[04:38] Renji
    The heck was that all about?
[04:57] Momoko
    Kusakabe-kun...
[04:58] Momoko
    He actually remembered my name.
[05:11] Momoko
    Sneak...
[05:25] Female Customer
    Oh my gosh.
[05:26] Renji
    Here, let me help.
[05:27] Female Customer
    I've got it.
[05:31] Renji
    It's no trouble at all.
[05:53] (Flashback) Renji
    Here.
[05:54] (Flashback) Renji
    This is everything, right?
[06:00] (Flashback) Renji
    Uh...
[06:02] (Flashback) Momoko
    S-S-Sorry! Thank you very much!
[06:08] (Flashback) Renji
    Sure. Well, take care.
[06:19] Momoko
    I couldn't stop thinkin' about him,
[06:23] Momoko
    but he never talked to me again after that.
[06:28] Momoko
    What a surprise that I ran into
    him at some random game center!
[06:33] Momoko
    If I start spendin' time here, maybe
    we can get to know each other better!
[06:43] Momoko
    Huh? I was sure someone
    was just watchin' me.
SIGN    Chivalry
[06:51] Momoko
    That stuffed animal is...
[07:02] Momoko
    This is so hard. I reckon if there's
    some kind of trick to gettin' it.
[07:07] Momoko
    Oh! Maybe if I ask Kusakabe-kun,
    he can teach me how to do it.
[07:12] Lily
    Can I have a go?
[07:18] Momoko
    P-Pardon me!
[07:28] Momoko
    I can see it. I can see somethin'
    like an aura surroundin' her!
[07:32] Momoko
    I'm sure of one thing.
[07:34] Momoko
    This girl must be some
    kind of game center...
[07:36] Momoko
    pro!
[08:04] Momoko
    That girl...
[08:08] Momoko
    What was that all about anyway?
SIGN    Games, Print Club, Prizes,
    Medal Games, Cosplay, etc...
SIGN    Lose
SIGN    Tie
SIGN    Janken King
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
[08:19] Janken Game
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[08:22] Janken Game
    You lose!
SIGN    Lose
SIGN    Tie
[08:24] Janken Game
    Rock, paper, scissors!
SIGN    Lose
SIGN    Tie
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Janken King
[08:27] Janken Game
    You lose!
[08:28] Janken Game
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[08:31] Janken Game
    One more time!
[08:33] Janken Game
    You lose!
[08:38] Renji
    She's getting crushed.
[08:40] Aoi
    Um, Lily-chan? Did you run
    out of tokens already?
[08:44] Lily
    Mm-hmm.
[08:45] Renji
    Oh.
[08:47] Renji
    Looks like you've won a
    bunch of tokens there.
[08:50] Aoi
    W-Well, yeah. It's not a big
    deal if you know the trick.
[08:55] Aoi
    Well, it's actually because
    I looked it up online.
[09:01] Aoi
    Oh! That doesn't mean you're
    bad at it though, Lily-chan!
[09:05] Aoi
    Let's go get some more. Okay?
[09:08] Lily
    Mm-hmm.
[09:09] Momoko
    Um, can I get some help, please?
[09:16] Aoi
    I know you always play crane games,
    but token games can be fun too.
[09:20] Lily
    Mm-hmm.
[09:21] Aoi
    You can play a bunch with
    just a hundred yen.
[09:23] Lily
    Uh-huh. And that lets you stay in the game
    center a little longer, which is nice.
[09:30] Lily
    It also means I can spend
    more time with you, Aoi.
[09:32] Aoi
    Squee!
[09:34] Aoi
    I'm die, thank you forever!
[09:37] Lily
    Uh, what?
[09:37] Aoi
    I'm so happy I get to hang
    out with you, Lily-chan!
[09:41] Lily
    I'm happy too, Aoi!
[09:44] Aoi
    Happy, happy!
[09:46] Aoi
    Huh?
[09:48] Renji
    Man...
[09:49] Aoi
    Isn't that...
[09:50] Aoi
    Ah!
SIGN    Boff
SIGN    Boff
SIGN    Boff
SIGN    Boff
SIGN    Boff
SIGN    Boff
SIGN    Boff
SIGN    Boff
SIGN    Boff
SIGN    Boff
SIGN    Boff
SIGN    Boff
SIGN    Boff
SIGN    Boff
[09:52] Aoi
    Lily-chan, interacting with customers
    is part of the staff's job!
[09:56] Lily
    I heard that person goes to
    the same college as him.
[10:06] Aoi
    Oh. She does?
[10:09] Aoi
    Doesn't that mean she might
    become Lily's rival in love?
[10:15] Aoi
    The gap in womanly artillery doesn't
    leave much room for hope, though.
[10:22] Aoi
    Wah! Sh-She's coming over here!
[10:24] Lily
    Ah.
[10:26] Momoko
    Oh.
[10:26] Aoi
    What're you?!
[10:28] Momoko
    Hey, aren't you the girl...
[10:30] Momoko
    that I thought was a game center
    pro but actually wasn't at all?
[10:35] Momoko
    Um, can I help you with something?
[10:42] Lily
    What exactly is your relationship with him?
[10:45] Lily
    Just so you know, we've been on a date and
    I've popped over to his house before.
SIGN    Take
SIGN    Take that!
[10:51] Aoi
    Huh?! Has Lily's relationship
    with him already gone that far?
[10:56] Aoi
    That makes this feel more like...
[11:00] Momoko
    Uh...
[11:03] Momoko
    I kyan notto supeak Engulishoo.
[11:06] Aoi
    She didn't even understand her!
[11:10] Lily
    Side-eye.
[11:11] Aoi
    What does that look mean?
    Does she want me to interpret for her?!
[11:16] Lily
    Glare.
[11:26] Aoi
    Um...
[11:28] Aoi
    She just wants to ask if you'd
    play some token games with her.
[11:32] Lily
    Huh?
[11:32] Momoko
    Really? I was getting lonely
    playing alone, so thank you!
[11:41] Lily
    I see. You mean we should
    settle this with games.
[11:45] Lily
    Nice move as always, Aoi-chan.
[11:47] Aoi
    I pulled it off!
[11:50] Lily
    Follow me.
[11:51] Momoko
    Okay!
[11:53] Aoi
    Ugh.
[11:55] Aoi
    I wanna go home.
[11:58] Aoi
    Hmm?
[11:59] Aoi
    Lily-chan?
[12:01] Aoi
    That way is...
SIGN    Janken King
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Lose
SIGN    Tie
SIGN    Janken King
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Lose
SIGN    Tie
[12:14] Lily
    Let's get started!
[12:16] Momoko
    Yeah!
[12:17] Janken Game
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[12:19] Janken Game
    One more time!
[12:21] Janken Game
    You lose!
[12:24] Aoi
    It's like they've started some
    kind of really bizarre catfight.
SIGN    Janken King
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Win
SIGN    Lose
SIGN    Tie
[12:28] Janken Game
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[12:30] Janken Game
    You lose!
[12:32] Aoi
    Whoa, they've both already
    run out of tokens?!
[12:36] Aoi
    Why do you keep playing Rock, Paper, Scissors?!
[12:39] Lily
    Um, well...
[12:41] Momoko
    I thought it would be easy to win.
[12:43] Aoi
    This janken game is ridiculously hard.
    It won't let you win.
[12:46] Aoi
    You've got to try something different!
[12:48] Lily
    But...
[12:49] Aoi
    If you want to win, you should
    try a coin pusher or something.
[12:55] Aoi
    With these, there's a trick
    to picking the right machine.
[12:58] Aoi
    Well, just watch and learn.
[13:00] Momoko
    P-Please educate us!
[13:07] Aoi
    I won even more than I expected!
[13:09] Momoko
    You're very good at this!
[13:11] Aoi
    Well, I didn't exactly plan it.
[13:13] Renji
    Wow. Nice one.
[13:15] Aoi
    When did you show up?
[13:16] Aoi
    I got a little lucky. That's all.
[13:18] Renji
    Well, luck is just another kind of skill.
[13:21] Renji
    That's pretty impressive.
[13:25] Aoi
    D-Do you really think so?
[13:31] Aoi
    No, Lily-chan, it's not what you think!
[13:34] Lily
    Hmph.
[13:34] Aoi
    Hey! Where are you going, Lily-chan?!
[13:37] Lily
    To play the janken game.
[13:39] Aoi
    I told you those won't let you win!
[13:42] Aoi
    Aww, don't be grumpy, Lily-chan!
[13:46] Momoko
    How cute.
[13:48] Renji
    They sure are.
[13:56] Lily
    Be back in a bit!
[13:59] Aoi
    Morning, Lily-chan.
[14:00] Lily
    Good morning.
[14:07] Lily
    I'll be fine for today.
    I'm going with some mates!
[14:12] Lily
    It's all right!
[14:15] Aoi
    I-Is everything okay?
[14:17] Lily
    It's fine.
[14:34] Aoi
    What a surprise that the game center guy has
    such a beautiful classmate, right?
[14:46] Aoi
    But it's okay! I'm sure that you'll
    defeat any rival who shows up!
[14:51] Aoi
    I know you've got
    a lot of good qualities!
[14:56] Lily
    Aoi...
[14:58] Aoi
    Listen, this is when you gotta play it
    cool and show off some feminine charm!
[15:03] Lily
    Mm-hmm!
[15:04] Aoi
    I'm cheear foh you!
[15:06] Lily
    Thanks!
[15:09] Lily
    I'll try fighting for him!
[15:11] Aoi
    Yes! Fight on!
[15:13] Lily
    On!
[15:13] Aoi
    On!
[15:26] Renji
    You have to stop, Lily-chan!
[15:28] Renji
    Your body can't take any more of this!
[15:33] Lily
    Don't stop me, Renji.
[15:36] Lily
    I can't lose...
[15:38] Lily
    this battle!
[15:50] Aoi
    Aren't you fighting the
    wrong opponent, Lily-chan?
SIGN    Whack-a-Mole
SIGN    Points
[15:56] Renji
    Lily-chan, you really should give up.
[15:59] Lily
    No, I can't give up.
[16:02] Lily
    Because...
SIGN    Score 70+ Points
SIGN    Anyone Can Win
SIGN    Chivalry
SIGN    Limited Edition
    Otokogi Koala Keychain
SIGN    Limited Edition
    Otokogi Koala Keychain
[16:04] Lily
    I absolutely have to have that!
[16:08] Renji
    I know how you feel...
SIGN    Record
[16:12] Renji
    But your score isn't even close yet.
[16:17] Aoi
    Hmm. It's gonna be tough to clear
    that seventy-point hurdle.
[16:20] Renji
    I wish I could help you, but
    I can't while I'm working.
[16:24] Lily
    Aww.
[16:26] Momoko
    Is something the matter?
[16:28] Renji
    Oh, Mochizuki-san.
[16:30] Aoi
    It's her!
[16:32] Aoi
    Oh!
[16:33] Lily
    Mo... Mots... Motzu...
[16:36] Lily
    Mo... Mo? Mo-Mochi? Zoo?
[16:39] Momoko
    You can call me Momoko, Lily-chan.
[16:43] Lily
    Momoko!
[16:45] Momoko
    Yes, Lily-chan!
[16:49] Aoi
    Huh?
SIGN    Score 70+ Points
SIGN    Anyone Can Win
SIGN    Chivalry
SIGN    Limited Edition
    Otokogi Koala Keychain
SIGN    Limited Edition
    Otokogi Koala Keychain
SIGN    Limited Acrylic
    Keychain
[16:52] Renji
    So that's what's up.
[16:54] Momoko
    I see. So that's why she was upset.
[16:58] Momoko
    If it's okay with you, would
    you mind if I helped?
[17:02] Aoi
    The love rival is extending a helping hand.
[17:04] Aoi
    Well, what will you do, Lily-chan?
[17:07] Lily
    Honto? Arigato!
[17:09] Aoi
    She went with it!
[17:11] Renji
    Isn't that nice of her, Lily-chan?
[17:12] Lily
    Mm-hmm! Please, Momoko!
[17:14] Momoko
    Yup! I'll do what I can, okay?
[17:16] Lily
    Yay!
[17:19] Aoi
    What happened to this morning's
    declaration of war?
[17:24] Momoko
    Well, here I go.
SIGN    Whack-a-Mole
[17:30] Aoi
    Uh... That ain't gonna work.
[17:34] Glasses Guy
    You might be wrong about that.
[17:36] Aoi
    Who are you?!
[17:37] Brown-Haired Guy
    Huh? You sure?
[17:38] Glasses Guy
    Umm-humm.
[17:40] Glasses Guy
    She took a "left-forward,
    two-handed" posture.
[17:45] Glasses Guy
    In other words,
[17:46] Glasses Guy
    it's kendo!
[17:48] Game
    Game start!
[17:51] Momoko
    Head!
SIGN    Otokogi!!
SIGN    Whack-a-Mole
[18:02] Momoko
    Head, head! Head!
[18:04] Renji
    Please don't break the machine!
[18:05] Momoko
    Head! Head! Head!
[18:06] Momoko
    Head! Head!
[18:30] Momoko
    Head, head, head! Head, head! Head!
SIGN    Record
[18:36] Renji
    P-Perfect?!
[18:39] Aoi
    Amazing.
[18:40] Renji
    Mochizuki-san, exactly who are you, anyway?
[18:44] Momoko
    My family runs a kendo hall.
    I was trained by my father.
[18:49] Renji
    N-No wonder.
[18:51] Brown-Haired Guy
    Now that was something to see!
[18:53] Glasses Guy
    Hmm.
[18:54] Glasses Guy
    I suppose every game has its champion.
[18:58] Renji
    I'd better get your prize.
[19:00] Renji
    Here.
[19:04] Momoko
    Um, please give it to Lily-chan.
[19:07] Lily
    Huh? Oh...
[19:12] Renji
    All right, then. Here.
[19:21] Momoko
    My oh my.
[19:24] Aoi
    You gotta show off your
    feminine charm, meow!
[19:29] Momoko
    Huh?
[19:30] Lily
    This one was got all thank to
    you, so I lets you keep its.
[19:35] Renji
    Huh? Are you sure, Lily-chan?
[19:37] Lily
    Of course!
[19:39] Momoko
    Well...
[19:40] Renji
    I guess it's okay.
[19:43] Aoi
    Is that the best way to
    show your feminine charm?
[19:47] Momoko
    In that case, I'll keep it
    as a memento for today.
[19:51] Lily
    Ah... But is it okay if
    I take one more look?
[19:55] Momoko
    Sure. That's perfectly okay.
[19:58] Lily
    Yeah. Definitely a limited edition.
[20:01] Lily
    I can tell Mr. Koala's eyes
    are more gallant than usual.
[20:05] Lily
    It's different and I see
    it. It's not mine, though.
[20:06] Aoi
    She really can't let it go.
[20:09] Lily
    Domo arigato.
[20:11] Momoko
    You're very welcome.
[20:14] Renji
    Huh? You're gonna keep playing?
[20:20] Momoko
    Hmm?
[20:22] Lily
    I'm not gonna lose.
[20:34] Renji
    Hah?
[20:35] Aoi
    Hah?
[20:36] Brown-Haired Guy
    Huh?
[20:36] Glasses Guy
    Huh?
[20:36] Momoko
    My!
[20:38] Game
    Game start!
[20:41] Lily
    Men!
[20:42] Lily
    Men! Men! Men!
[20:44] Renji
    Yeah, that's not gonna work!
[20:46] Momoko
    Lily-chan, good luck!
[20:48] Lily
    Aww, bloody hell! Men! Men! Men!
[20:53] Lily
    Men! Men! Men!
SIGN    Record
[20:55] Narrator
    After that, Momoko played one more
    time and won a second prize.
[21:00] Lily
    Men!
[21:07] Momoko
    Yeah, for sure!
[21:09] Momoko
    Just the cutest little darling!
    She's like a doll!
[21:12] Momoko's Mom
    Well you don't say.
SIGN    Chivalry
[21:14] Momoko's Mom
    It sure sounds like you're gettin'
    along 'round those parts.
[21:17] Momoko
    Mm-hmm! I'm havin' a fine time.
[21:23] Momoko
    Say, could you put Tomozo on the phone?
[21:26] Momoko's Mom
    I'll be darned.
    You sure love that Tomozo, yeah?
[21:32] Tomozo
    Woof!
[21:32] Momoko
    Tomozo! Long time no see!
[21:34] Momoko
    How ya been?
[21:36] Momoko
    Would you look at this fella?
    Ain't he Tomozo's spittin' image?
[21:39] Tomozo
    Woof?
[21:40] Momoko's Mom
    Sure is, sure is!
[21:42] Momoko
    That surprise you, Tomozo?
    Sorry, sorry!
[21:47] Momoko
    But it really does look just like
[21:50] Momoko
    Tomozo and Kusakabe-kun.
[21:54] Renji
    Bwoof-achoo!