5 - Goth Ordeals

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[00:33] FT
    Damn you, crows!
SIGN    Episode 5 Goth Ordeals
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    Why do you always attack me when I'm here?!
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    This neighborhood sucks.
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    The crows are violent,
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    and parents keeps telling me to stop
    dressing funny and get married.
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    All I want to do is finish up some
    business at home, but now I have to wait.
[00:49] FT
    Damn crows...
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    Wait, what do I call this...
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    It doesn't do what a hat is supposed
    to do, so it's not a hat.
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    But how cheeky of them to aim for
    a hair accessory that's like a hat!
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    I can't believe—
[01:02] FT
    Wh-Wh-What is this shock?
    My lower back just felt a zap.
[01:06] FT
    Supernatural experience?
    Supernatural phenomenon?
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    No, that's not it. This... This is...
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    a sprained back!
SIGN    If you are trapped,
     please drive through with your car!
[01:12] FT
    Hey, hey, hey... I'm still young!
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    I'm wearing a goth outfit!
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    I'm in a goth outfit in my local neighborhood, 
    and I sprain my back? That's not good!
[01:19] FT
    It's not like I was carrying
    something heavy.
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    I was just trying to pick up this
    thing I don't know the name
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    of that's shaped like a hat
    but isn't useful like a hat,
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    so I crouched down and stood back up...
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    Did this combination of things
    do something to my back?!
[01:33] FT
    I should've just come home in
    a jacket or something like that.
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    I hate that I was so stubborn!
[01:38] FT
    Oh no! The train! They see me! They see me!
[01:44] ST
    Oh, what? Fukutome?
[01:46] ST
    It is Fukutome! It's me!
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    I'm Saito. We were in the same class.
    What a coincidence!
[01:52] FT
    My worst fear has come true!
[01:54] ST
    That's so funny!
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    On top of it, isn't this the guy who
    kept poking his nose into my life?
[01:58] FT
    You've got the wrong person...
[02:01] ST
    Don't joke around.
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    That "uehuehehe" laugh must be you, Fukutome.
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    You've always laughed like that.
[02:08] FT
    D-Damn it!
[02:10] ST
    Speaking of which, your outfit...
[02:11] ST
    Oh, I already knew.
    I follow your social media.
[02:15] FT
    What?!
[02:16] ST
    Your online name is Kurama Kitsuneko, right?
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    You seem pretty active.
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    The photo you uploaded last time...
    was it "Death Angel of the Rose Garden"?
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    I put it in my favorites!
[02:27] FT
    Damn you! He knows! Even a local knows!
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    I could die! I'll really die!
[02:32] ST
    You've become really pretty.
[02:35] ST
    Man, this photo is really pretty.
[02:38] FT
    That's just filters!
    What is this guy saying?
[02:41] ST
    I saved this image and made it my wallpaper.
[02:44] FT
    What is he saying?!
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    What nonsense is he saying?!
[02:47] ST
    Ah, sorry. Was that creepy?
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    Still, you don't have to use that body language.
[02:51] FT
    No way I can say it's a sprained back!
[02:53] ST
    But you've been in that pose for a while.
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    Perhaps, is it...
[02:57] FT
    What?
[02:58] ST
    Is it...
[02:59] FT
    What?
[03:00] ST
    Are you replenishing your solar energy?
[03:03] FT
    Huh?
[03:03] ST
    Guess I should recharge, too.
[03:05] FT
    What.
[03:08] ST
    Hey, I...
[03:12] ST
    I actually used to really like you.
[03:20] ST
    Well, I'm off!
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    I'll message you sometime!