4 - SNS Siblings

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SIGN    Episode 4 SNS Siblings
SIGN    I say, my dear brother.
SIGN    What's up?
SIGN    The clouds are shaped funny.
SIGN    How are they funny?
SIGN    Doesn't it look like a dog doing  a handstand? It looks so funny lololol.
SIGN    I don't get it.
SIGN    I mean,
SIGN    we're looking at the same thing.
SIGN    Why do you have to send a photo?
SIGN    Just point at it.
SIGN    Because...
SIGN    Also, why are we always using SNS?
SIGN    Can't we just talk normally?
SIGN    Don't you think it's weird
SIGN    when siblings go to school together and talk to each other?
SIGN    I don't think it's a bad thing  for siblings to be close.
SIGN    No, no. It's embarrassing.
SIGN    I mean, we aren't even close.
SIGN    What? We're close.
SIGN    We're lovey-dovey.
SIGN    Misaki
SIGN    Go sit over there!
SIGN    How rude to tell your brother,  "Go sit over there"...
SIGN    That's because you're being creepy, Takashi.
SIGN    Why are you calling me by my name?
SIGN    I've decided I'll call you  Takashi starting today.
SIGN    Hey, Takashi.
SIGN    Oh, wow.
SIGN    How lovey-dovey of you to address me like that.
SIGN    Are you in love with me?
SIGN    I know!
SIGN    You must be a sister who loves her brother!
SIGN    Misaki
SIGN    Go commit seppuku!
SIGN    You know...
SIGN    You seem to use very violent stickers.
SIGN    I obtained these violent stickers just for you.
SIGN    I see, I see.
SIGN    You love your brother, don't you?
SIGN    You always want his attention, right?
SIGN    Onii-san! I'm being harassed by a  creepy person right now. Please help!
SIGN    Oh, that's me.
SIGN    Takashi
SIGN    There's a really cute female student nearby!
SIGN    Creepy piece of shit!
SIGN    "Creepy piece of shit," huh?  That kind of hurts.
SIGN    Then I'll say it again.
SIGN    Creepy piece of shit!
SIGN    You
SIGN    aren't very cute anymore.
[02:18] KM
    What?!
SIGN    You used to be like "Onii-chan,  Onii-chan!" all the time.
SIGN    Shut up!
SIGN    You'd say things like,  "I'm going to marry my Onii-chan."
SIGN    Whoa.
SIGN    How can you say things like that?  You're seriously gross.
SIGN    I can't even.
SIGN    Ah, I can't.
SIGN    You creeper.
SIGN    Idiot.
SIGN    Go die.
SIGN    I think "Go die" is pretty harsh.
SIGN    Wait, are you actually angry?
SIGN    My bro is angry!
SIGN    My bro is angry!
SIGN    My bro is angry...
SIGN    No really, are you actually angry?
SIGN    Hey!
SIGN    Nii-san?
SIGN    I was kidding.
SIGN    Hey!
SIGN    Hey...
SIGN    Sorry, I was in the bathroom.
SIGN    You didn't even go lololol.
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