11 - Majima Eriko Is Sexy Part 2

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SIGN    Episode 11 Majima Eriko Is Sexy Part 2
[00:30] TN
    Every day at this time, 
    I wait at this railroad crossing.
[00:35] TN
    Why? Because I can
    see Majima-san from behind
[00:39] TN
    and it's so sexy, as usual!
[00:41] TN
    Majima-san is looking at her phone,
    so she won't notice me.
[00:44] TN
    Satoru from my class said, "Majima
    has a boyfriend who's older than her."
[00:49] TN
    I wonder if she's texting her boyfriend.
[00:51] TN
    Ah... Majima-san...
    "I had a lot of fun yesterday on our date!"
[00:55] TN
    I wonder if that's what she's texting...
[00:57] TN
    No... If it's Majima-san, they could
    be texting about much dirtier adult things.
[01:02] TN
    Like, "I had a wonderful time last night."
    Wonderful time last night?!
[01:06] TN
    No way!
[01:07] TN
    A wonderful time with her boyfriend?
[01:09] TN
    Sexy! You're too sexy, Majima-san!
[01:11] TN
    Why is it so vexing?!
[01:13] TN
    Wait, why am I vexed?
[01:15] TN
    Majima-san is eros beyond my reach...
[01:18] TN
    A chestnut-head like me
    isn't a match for her...
[01:22] TN
    Even our heights are so apart.
[01:24] TN
    However, this height is perfect to observe
    Majima-san's sexy back from behind!
[01:30] TN
    Sucks to be you, tall people of the world!
[01:33] TN
    Sucks to be you, boyfriend
    on the other side of the phone!
[01:35] TN
    I know Majima-san from an
    angle you've never seen!
[01:40] ME
    What?
[01:43] ME
    Damn it.
[01:44] TN
    Majima-san said "damn it"
    while looking at her phone.
[01:47] TN
    What is this? This atmosphere...
[01:50] TN
    Majima-san is angry...
[01:52] TN
    But... this Majima-san is sexy, too!
[01:56] TN
    If this kind of Majima-san
    were to punish me,
[01:59] TN
    I'd probably be excited as
    I was kneeling on the ground.
[02:02] TN
    Well, never mind that. I wonder
    what happened with her boyfriend.
[02:07] TN
    "Last night was wonderful,
[02:09] TN
    but you better start watching out
    for yourself on the way back home!"
[02:13] TN
    Sucks to be you, boyfriend!
[02:17] TN
    Oh, no. I just got happy
    about someone else's fight.
[02:21] TN
    To think I was enjoying someone else's,
    specifically Majima-san's, misfortune...
[02:24] TN
    My dandyism won't tolerate this kind of act!
[02:27] TN
    I should apologize to Majima-san... I must!
[02:29] TN
    But it won't make sense to
    her if I suddenly apologize.
[02:33] TN
    That's why I'll stand behind
    Majima-san and silently apologize!
[02:37] TN
    This is my dandyism!
    I sincerely apologize, Majima-sa—
[02:45] TN
    This isn't on purpose!
    It's not on purpose, but...
[02:48] TN
    The view of Majima-san
    from here is sexier than usual!
[02:56] TN
    How sinful! Thank you! But it's very sinful!
[03:00] TN
    I have to apologize yet again!
    I must apologize to Majima-san!
[03:04] TN
    I need to kneel down to apologize!
[03:06] TN
    Wait. What kind of view of Majima-san
    will I have if I'm kneeling?
[03:14] TN
    Idiot! Idiot, idiot, idiot!
[03:16] TN
    What the hell am I thinking?!
[03:18] ME
    Oh, hey, Tanishi.
[03:20] ME
    What's up?
[03:24] TN
    I'm sorry, Majima-san...