# 9 - Jupiter
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**[00:18] ---**
I guess we'll have to send out our
docking clearance signal pretty soon, huh?
**[00:22] ---**
Stop your bitching
and just hold on a minute.
**[00:25] ---**
I'm tellin' you to leave this to me!
**[00:26] ---**
You really want me to leave it
all to you?
**[00:28] ---**
It ain't exactly easy to believe
**[00:30] ---**
the words of a guy who's still
flipping through the manual at this point.
**[00:36] ---**
Sending a signal is one of the
most fundamental things for a sailor!
**[00:40] ---**
You really forgot how to do it, didn't you?
**[00:43] ---**
Would you shut the hell up?!
I don't see how I'm going to
**[00:47] ---**
learn anything with you running
your damn mouth off like that!
**[00:49] ---**
So then, you did forget!
**[00:51] ---**
I am reviewing how to do it!
**[00:52] ---**
Reviewing! Don't count me
in with senile old fools like you!
**[00:55] ---**
Hah! Take a good look ahead of us.
**[00:56] ---**
You can't afford to be
taking your time "reviewing" things.
**[00:59] ---**
Huh? Damn! This sucks!
**[01:02] ---**
--Uh, lessee... Uh lessee...
--Relax!
**[01:05] ---**
You think I can just sit
back and relax?! Um, lessee... Okay...
**[01:17] ---**
Hey, I wonder if Bishop
and Swamp are doing all right?
**[01:21] ---**
Well, probably not.
**[01:25] ---**
You got it!
**[01:26] ---**
There's no way those two are doing all right.
**[01:29] ---**
They'll probably be at each
other's throats any minute now.
**[01:33] ---**
I can tell you that they're
definitely at each other's throats already!
**[01:35] ---**
No doubt!
**[01:39] ---**
Then why did you put those two together?
**[01:41] ---**
'Cuz that oughta make
things more entertaining!
**[01:43] ---**
Huh?
**[01:44] ---**
Yeah, yeah! Entertaining!
**[01:47] ---**
*Huh*?
**[01:47] ---**
Oh, damn!
**[01:49] ---**
We should have wired
up a camera somewhere!
**[01:53] ---**
A hidden camera!
**[01:54] ---**
Nah, no way! I mean, that would be like
**[01:57] ---**
watching a mystery movie where
you already know what happens!
**[02:00] ---**
Yeah, I guess so.
You're absolutely right.
**[02:20] ---**
*Hokorimamire no bonnet*
**[02:24] ---**
*Yubi de kyou o kizamu*
**[02:27] ---**
*Toori ame ga sugiru koro*
**[02:31] ---**
*Ai no you ni kieta*
**[02:33] ---**
*Kokoro no naka nakusenu mono aru kara*
**[02:41] ---**
*Mienai tsubasa habatakase*
**[02:47] ---**
*Koredemo katto fuku kaze ni mukaiuchi
yuruginai kimochi de tachimukatteku no sa, go!*
**[03:01] ---**
*Sunabokori mau yakusoku no basho e*
**[03:08] ---**
*Oretachi wa hashiritsuzukete yuku*
**[03:14] ---**
*Konya koso*
**[03:18] ---**
*Koete yaru*
**[03:21] ---**
*Ano saki made*
**[03:36] ---**
"Episode 9 Jupiter"
**[03:46] ---**
That monster appetite of
yours hasn't changed any, has it?
**[03:50] ---**
Ah, morning.
**[03:52] ---**
You're up early, aren't you?
**[03:54] ---**
Not as early as you.
**[03:58] ---**
Angelica... Please... Wait up...
**[04:04] ---**
Hey, tell me something.
**[04:06] ---**
Do your sisters all
get up as early as you?
**[04:11] ---**
What difference does it make?
**[04:13] ---**
Not like it does make any difference to me.
**[04:22] ---**
Only twenty-four
hours until the bomb drops...
**[04:26] ---**
Hopefully, we'll be able to
see another sunrise like this.
**[04:30] ---**
Oh, we'll see it all right.
**[04:33] ---**
Well, you're sure confident.
**[04:35] ---**
So what are you going to do now?
**[04:37] ---**
Wait.
**[04:38] ---**
Wait?
**[04:39] ---**
Right, all we have
to do is wait for Mister.
**[04:43] ---**
As long as Mister is after
the same thing your mother is,
**[04:47] ---**
he will come here without fail.
**[04:53] ---**
With you, it's always
"Mister this" and "Mister that."
**[05:00] ---**
Huh? Have you already eaten breakfast?!
**[05:03] ---**
You're always eating.
I'm amazed you don't get sick of it!
**[05:08] ---**
As they say, "You can't wait
for Mister on an empty stomach."
**[05:11] ---**
The proverb is "You can't
wage war on an empty stomach."
**[05:20] ---**
These are orders from Headquarters!
**[05:22] ---**
Yes, so I see.
**[05:24] ---**
Could you please sign for it?
**[05:27] ---**
Here, right?
**[05:29] ---**
You've come quite
a long way. Good work.
**[05:34] ---**
If... If you wouldn't mind,
could you please refuel our ship?
**[05:39] ---**
We were also hoping to have a
mechanic take a look at our left engine,
**[05:42] ---**
since it doesn't seem to be doing too well.
**[05:45] ---**
Understood. I'll make
the necessary arrangements.
**[05:48] ---**
Please wait over
there until we're finished.
**[05:51] ---**
--Yes, sir. Thank you very much.
--Thank you!
**[05:59] ---**
Whew!
**[06:00] ---**
Cripes, you can't send a signal
**[06:02] ---**
and you can barely hold
it together when it's time to act.
**[06:04] ---**
You wouldn't be able to
do a damn thing without me.
**[06:07] ---**
You can't blame me!
There's a whole planet on the line here!
**[06:11] ---**
When it does come down to it, I...
**[06:13] ---**
Hey, where are you going?!
**[06:15] ---**
We're not gonna get
anywhere just sitting around here.
**[06:18] ---**
Whoa! Wait a minute!
**[06:23] ---**
H..Hey!
**[06:25] ---**
Yep...
**[06:26] ---**
That's the photonic bomb.
**[06:29] ---**
This thing, huh?
**[06:31] ---**
How are we gonna get up close and
personal with that big ass thing from here?
**[06:36] ---**
If it were just a little closer to
the ship, we'd be able to slip in somehow.
**[06:40] ---**
So naïve as you are,
you still sense danger, do you?
**[06:43] ---**
Shut the hell up!
**[06:45] ---**
Don't you have any ideas?
**[06:47] ---**
Well, now, if it were me...
**[06:52] ---**
You've got no idea, do you?
**[06:53] ---**
Don't interrupt me while I'm thinking!
**[06:57] ---**
Look who's talking!
**[06:58] ---**
What was that?!
**[07:00] ---**
Hey, who was it that got
that signal sent out for you?
**[07:03] ---**
Oh yeah, thank you so much, sir!
**[07:05] ---**
You lookin' for a fight?! You little...
**[07:13] ---**
What's that ship?
**[07:16] ---**
Hell if I know!
**[07:32] ---**
That's Malcolm!
**[07:34] ---**
Pardon me.
**[07:39] ---**
Well, let's get started.
**[07:43] ---**
The important thing now is
how we are going to end this war.
**[07:47] ---**
I'm sure you'll agree,
Representative Boniek.
**[07:50] ---**
The Graceland Liberation Forces
will have to show understanding,
**[07:57] ---**
seeing as how the Secretary of
Foreign Affairs has come in person, no?
**[08:00] ---**
Thank you.
**[08:01] ---**
After all, we certainly don't
want to leave behind a sullied legacy
**[08:05] ---**
as politicians who obliterated a planet.
**[08:08] ---**
Then don't resort to
dropping the photonic bomb.
**[08:12] ---**
Damn! What the heck
are they doing in there?
**[08:16] ---**
You're the ones
who have driven us to it!
**[08:18] ---**
You're sitting here today
because you've taken things so far!
**[08:25] ---**
Forgive me.
**[08:27] ---**
We almost ended up going
around in circles again, as always.
**[08:32] ---**
April, aren't we there yet?!
**[08:35] ---**
I'm bored too!
I can't take it anymore!
**[08:39] ---**
Come on, I wanna play now!
**[08:41] ---**
I wanna play too!
**[08:43] ---**
Hold on just a little longer.
**[08:45] ---**
I'll let you romp around to your
hearts' content when we get there.
**[08:52] ---**
No sleeping, Dece!
**[08:57] ---**
Okay...
**[09:01] ---**
God dammit!
**[09:03] ---**
What are we supposed to do?!
**[09:09] ---**
I see, that'll work.
**[09:12] ---**
I'm gonna go get me one.
**[09:21] ---**
Hi there.
**[09:23] ---**
Idiot! What the hell
do you think you're doing?!
**[09:25] ---**
Just watch.
**[09:28] ---**
H..Hey!
**[09:30] ---**
Pardon me!
**[09:38] ---**
I've brought you
gentlemen some orange juice.
**[09:43] ---**
We haven't asked for any such thing!
**[09:46] ---**
But I was told just a few minutes ago,
**[09:48] ---**
so I brought it all over
here as quick as I could.
**[09:50] ---**
There's some pineapple juice too, and...
**[09:52] ---**
All right already!
**[09:54] ---**
Fine, just leave it
over there and get out!
**[09:57] ---**
Yes, sir...
**[09:59] ---**
I'll do just that then.
**[10:02] ---**
Pardon the intrusion!
**[10:05] ---**
What are you doing going
off on your own like that?!
**[10:06] ---**
I thought I told you.
**[10:07] ---**
When it comes
down to it, I can perform.
**[10:11] ---**
All right, gentlemen,
we're just about out of time,
**[10:15] ---**
so let's continue with the proceedings.
**[10:26] ---**
Perfect!
**[10:29] ---**
Except it is pretty cramped in here.
**[10:31] ---**
Shut up! Just keep it down and listen!
**[10:33] ---**
Why did you chose a place like this?!
**[10:36] ---**
We're least likely to get caught here.
**[10:38] ---**
Leave it to an old geezer
to think up something like this!
**[10:41] ---**
Don't treat me like an
old geezer. I did send the signal, right?
**[10:45] ---**
You're still harping
on that? Man, I can't take it!
**[10:48] ---**
Achoo!
**[10:49] ---**
Shut up! Someone's going to hear us!
**[10:51] ---**
Just do something
about that damn hair...
**[10:55] ---**
*Achoo*!
**[11:03] ---**
Hey, Mister.
**[11:06] ---**
Is it okay to head directly
towards Gigabanks like this?
**[11:11] ---**
It's not okay.
**[11:12] ---**
Yeah, of course not.
**[11:14] ---**
Franca...
**[11:16] ---**
Do you know why it's not
okay to head straight for Gigabanks?
**[11:22] ---**
Because we might
get ambushed by Marciano.
**[11:26] ---**
Right?
**[11:27] ---**
That is correct!
**[11:29] ---**
They should have an ambush set up.
**[11:32] ---**
But seeing as how
we're up against a time limit,
**[11:35] ---**
we have to roll with
the punches, whatever they might be.
**[11:38] ---**
And well, if it were me, I'd line my
people up before we got to Graceland.
**[11:43] ---**
Huh?
**[11:45] ---**
Picking up something on radar.
**[11:47] ---**
You see?
**[11:49] ---**
I wouldn't say being right about
that is something to be glad about!
**[11:51] ---**
How many, all told?
**[11:54] ---**
It looks like about a dozen.
**[11:57] ---**
We sure are popular!
**[12:00] ---**
I'm more into more chic women
who have a sense of class though.
**[12:04] ---**
All hail Queen Angelica!
**[12:08] ---**
Katana, please!
**[12:11] ---**
Sorry, sorry.
**[12:13] ---**
There's a whole
bunch of them coming for us,
**[12:14] ---**
so playing around is
only going to get us killed.
**[12:16] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[12:17] ---**
All right, you two.
**[12:19] ---**
Huh?
**[12:22] ---**
Shall we go party with them then?
**[12:38] ---**
The Federation's
conditions for peace are as follows...
**[12:42] ---**
One: Upon conclusion
of the peace process,
**[12:44] ---**
Federal intervention is to
be respected with regard to
**[12:46] ---**
the drafting of constitutional reform bills.
**[12:49] ---**
Two: All military weaponry
and relevant development materials,
**[12:53] ---**
in addition to all other items that
could potentially be misappropriated,
**[12:57] ---**
will be put under control of the Federation.
**[13:00] ---**
Three...
**[13:10] ---**
Hey, Katana!
**[13:12] ---**
Set your sights on Graceland!
**[13:14] ---**
There's no need to take out the enemy.
**[13:15] ---**
Find an opening and blast on through!
**[13:17] ---**
You got it!
**[13:19] ---**
Katana, three ships
closing from below right!
**[13:21] ---**
Roger!
**[13:35] ---**
Okay, Octo, Nove and Dece, wake up.
**[13:39] ---**
Our objective is the
destruction of the photonic bomb.
**[13:41] ---**
It's in the Jupiter, the central ship.
Whatever you do, avoid hitting the
**[13:44] ---**
bomb itself. From this distance,
we'll also be blown to bits if it explodes.
**[13:50] ---**
Is that understood?
**[13:52] ---**
Yes!
**[13:56] ---**
This will allow Mother to seek
out the "treasure" at her leisure.
**[14:08] ---**
This peace proposal is
very much in your favor, isn't it?
**[14:12] ---**
As these are negotiations,
we will of course listen to any concerns
**[14:15] ---**
that the Liberation Forces might
have as we all feel our way forward.
**[14:18] ---**
I have serious doubts as to whether
**[14:21] ---**
you really intend for us
to all feel our way forward.
**[14:29] ---**
What? Marciano's Twelve Sisters?
**[14:34] ---**
Prepare for combat immediately.
**[14:36] ---**
Don't let them get near the Jupiter!
**[14:38] ---**
We did it!
**[14:53] ---**
Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
**[15:22] ---**
We can't afford for
anything to happen now,
**[15:24] ---**
so we'll need you to
evacuate this ship and take refuge.
**[15:27] ---**
I must ask you to go immediately...
**[15:29] ---**
Let them do as they like.
**[15:30] ---**
What?
**[15:31] ---**
I don't see why the Guild would have
any need to go after the photonic bomb.
**[15:39] ---**
Have you made a deal with them?
**[15:40] ---**
Never.
**[15:41] ---**
Of course not.
**[15:43] ---**
In any case, we need to hurry!
**[15:45] ---**
If the photonic bomb
detonates here, then we'll go with it!
**[15:49] ---**
It won't be detonating.
**[15:51] ---**
However, it is Marciano's
Twelve Sisters we are up against.
**[15:55] ---**
We will engage them
with our full force, but...
**[15:58] ---**
I am telling you that
even if the Jupiter is destroyed,
**[16:00] ---**
there will be no explosion, Malcolm.
**[16:08] ---**
There's no photonic
bomb housed inside that ship.
**[16:13] ---**
There's nothing in it. It's just a fake.
**[16:20] ---**
So you've deceived us then?!
**[16:22] ---**
Oh, we have not deceived you at all.
**[16:25] ---**
How could we ever blow up an entire
**[16:27] ---**
planet by dropping a
single bomb on it from outer space?
**[16:35] ---**
I've never heard of such a thing
ever being experimented with or done.
**[16:40] ---**
But if the bomb is planted deep within the
planet itself, well, that's a different story.
**[16:47] ---**
--It can't be!
--
**[16:48] ---**
The real photonic bomb has already been
**[16:51] ---**
buried deep beneath the surface of Graceland.
**[16:55] ---**
No way!
**[16:57] ---**
For real?!
**[16:59] ---**
Damn, they're persistent.
**[17:15] ---**
The photonic bomb's timer has already
been set and it will explode right on schedule.
**[17:20] ---**
You see?
We haven't deceived you at all.
**[17:24] ---**
You are scum.
**[17:26] ---**
To stop the photonic bomb
that has been buried underground,
**[17:29] ---**
one must either disable
the ignition device directly, or...
**[17:35] ---**
enter a code into this remote
control device to halt the countdown.
**[17:41] ---**
There are 19 hours,
18 minutes and 36 seconds remaining.
**[17:49] ---**
Okay then, we're running out of
time, so let's wrap up these negotiations.
**[17:54] ---**
Do we just bust in there?
**[17:55] ---**
No, wait. If they come to an
agreement, then everything's still all right.
**[18:00] ---**
One, two...
**[18:16] ---**
We're sorry!
**[18:20] ---**
Oh, damn!
**[18:29] ---**
Huh?
**[18:36] ---**
It's...
**[18:39] ---**
What is going on here?
**[18:44] ---**
I trust we can we now say we
have met each other's conditions?
**[18:50] ---**
Then your signature, please.
**[18:56] ---**
Where did you bury the bomb?
**[18:59] ---**
You can at least tell us that much now.
**[19:03] ---**
We can't contact our
comrades even if you do tell us.
**[19:06] ---**
And even if we tried to,
I'm sure you've set up jamming signals.
**[19:11] ---**
And if we break off negotiations
now, you could hold us in custody.
**[19:16] ---**
You've got quite an imagination.
**[19:19] ---**
Where did you bury it,
during wartime like this?
**[19:24] ---**
Godwing...
**[19:26] ---**
The place where the gods descend.
**[19:42] ---**
That's right by Gigabanks!
**[19:44] ---**
What did you say?!
**[19:45] ---**
Who are you?!
**[19:48] ---**
Richard?!
**[19:49] ---**
You traitor!
**[19:55] ---**
Let's go!
**[19:57] ---**
We've gotta snatch
that remote control device!
**[19:59] ---**
Right!
**[20:01] ---**
There was never any photonic bomb.
**[20:06] ---**
You... You fool...
**[20:08] ---**
The Graceland Liberation
Forces will stand firm and fight!
**[20:34] ---**
There was someone who
once said that at the very end
**[20:37] ---**
it's always one's allies
who interfere.
**[20:40] ---**
I don't believe this!
**[20:42] ---**
If they had just let things go,
Graceland would have been all right.
**[20:46] ---**
Let's go. This ship is done for!
**[20:49] ---**
They're all complete idiots!
**[20:53] ---**
That's why they get into wars.
**[21:01] ---**
May, this is all we'll be needing from you.
**[21:07] ---**
The bomb is going to be dropped
on this planet in just over half a day.
**[21:12] ---**
We might die here.
**[21:16] ---**
I can't let you
get wrapped up in this.
**[21:19] ---**
Of course,
I'll try to avoid dying too.
**[21:22] ---**
After all, I haven't even
been married yet or anything.
**[21:25] ---**
And I still haven't...
**[21:26] ---**
You still haven't captured Mister either.
**[21:30] ---**
Let's part ways here.
**[21:32] ---**
I've enjoyed all the
discussions we've been able to have.
**[21:36] ---**
Thank you.
**[21:37] ---**
When I tell Mother about you,
she may come to capture you.
**[21:42] ---**
No, she won't!
**[21:44] ---**
Why don't you think so?
**[21:45] ---**
Because she won't.
**[21:57] ---**
May!
**[21:59] ---**
The jamming signals are going full blast.
**[22:02] ---**
There's no way for us to
contact the Coyote like this.
**[22:05] ---**
We'll just have to go down there.
**[22:08] ---**
How much time left
before the bomb goes off?
**[22:11] ---**
As much time as
we've got left to live, maybe.
**[22:14] ---**
Are you still gonna go?
**[22:16] ---**
With pleasure!
**[22:18] ---**
So do we stop the bomb first...
**[22:20] ---**
Or take back Bruce's legacy first?
**[22:43] ---**
a6\i1}Hoho o tsutawaru*
**[22:47] ---**
a6\i1}Shizuku doko kara kuru no*
**[22:58] ---**
a6\i1}Oshiete...*
**[23:04] ---**
a6\i1}Makimodosenai jikan to iu ruuru ni*
**[23:15] ---**
a6\i1}Munagura tsukanda*
**[23:23] ---**
a6\i1}Koko ni aru "omoi" de sae*
**[23:27] ---**
a6\i1}Usuragu kioku ni teikou suru keredo*
**[23:37] ---**
a6\i1}Kitto koroshi ni kuru*
**[23:41] ---**
a6\i1}Sugite kita hibi no naka de*
**[23:47] ---**
a6\i1}Tatta hitotsu shinjirareru*
**[23:56] ---**
a6\i1}Koe o karasete naita*
**[24:02] ---**
a6\i1}Koko e kite*
**[24:05] ---**
a6\i1}Soba ni ite*
**[24:09] ---**
a6\i1}Nee*