Cop Craft

Fifteen years ago, a hyper-dimensional rift appeared above the Pacific Ocean linking Earth with a magical world. San-Teresa City became a melting pot of cultures and species, but despite peace on the surface, there's always an underbelly. That's where Detective Kei Matoba and knight Tirana come in—partners with different perceptions of life and law, working together to keep the city safe.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Cop Show, Witch Craft

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[00:23] ---
    They're late.
[00:24] ---
    Relax a little, Kei.
[00:26] ---
    These people would be late
    for their own mother's funeral.
[00:30] ---
    I know. But I've got somewhere to be.
[00:35] ---
    Meeting a lady?
[00:36] ---
    Yeah, she's gorgeous.
[00:38] ---
    A lovely blue-eyed brunette.
    Every night she digs her nails into my skin.
[00:43] ---
    Oh, you mean Kuroi.
[00:46] ---
    Finally. There they are.
[00:49] ---
    Let's get to work, then.
[00:54] ---
    You got the cash, mister?
[00:57] ---
    You shitheads are late.
[00:59] ---
    The cops could be by at any minute.
[01:01] ---
    The cash. Do you have it? Or not?
[01:03] ---
    What about you? You got the stuff?
[01:05] ---
    It's supposed to be good quality stuff, right?
    Shipped straight from the source.
[01:08] ---
    Show us the money. Money first.
[01:11] ---
    You piece of shit...
[01:12] ---
    Calm down.
[01:15] ---
    Look, here it is.
    Fifty grand in cold, hard cash.
[01:19] ---
    Now show us the stuff.
[01:25] ---
    What do you think, mister?
[01:27] ---
    A real fairy.
[01:29] ---
    Yeah, that's good quality, all right.
[01:31] ---
    Right, Kei?
[01:32] ---
    A higher race, huh?
[01:33] ---
    You could make some
    really good drugs with this.
[01:37] ---
    Where'd you get it?
[01:38] ---
    Afraid that's a trade secret, mister.
[01:41] ---
    Whatever. We'll take it.
[01:43] ---
    --Rick.
    --Right.
[01:48] ---
    Thanks for the business, mister. Thanks.
[01:50] ---
    Pleasure working with you guys.
    Glad it worked out.
[01:54] ---
    I'm happy too.
    Now we can finally get to the point.
[02:01] ---
    This is the San-Teresa Metropolitan Police.
[02:03] ---
    You're under arrest.
[02:04] ---
    You bastards are cops?
[02:06] ---
    You're under arrest for
    kidnapping and human trafficking.
[02:09] ---
    This fairy is a Semanian citizen.
[02:13] ---
    On your knees, hands above your heads.
    Get to it.
[02:16] ---
    Damn it! You shithead cops set us up!
[02:20] ---
    You've got quite the potty mouth, don't you?
[02:22] ---
    Rick, read 'em their rights.
[02:24] ---
    You can do the honors, Kei.
[02:28] ---
    Alrighty, here we go.
[02:30] ---
    Listen carefully.
    You have the right to remain silent.
[02:33] ---
    Anything that comes out
    of that foul mouth of yours
[02:36] ---
    may be used against you in a court of law.
[02:38] ---
    You have the right to a lawyer.
[02:40] ---
    If you can't afford to pay
    one of those meddling shitheads,
[02:43] ---
    you will be provided a public defender.
[02:46] ---
    So grateful you could cry, right?
[02:49] ---
    Go to hell, pigs!
[02:57] ---
    Hey...
[03:04] ---
    Rick!
[03:18] ---
    "You pathetically weak barbarians..."
[03:22] ---
    "I'm taking the girl."
[03:26] ---
    That's no Earth language... Farbani?
[03:28] ---
    "The fairy was always meant to come to me."
[03:35] ---
    Shut your damn mouth, alien...
[03:43] ---
    Rick...
[03:45] ---
    Rick!
[03:47] ---
    Damn it all!
[03:53] ---
    Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
    appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
[03:58] ---
    Beyond the gate lay a strange world
    filled with fairies and monsters.
[04:03] ---
    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[04:06] ---
    This city is Earth's "front door."
[04:09] ---
    Over two million citizens
    from this other world live here.
[04:12] ---
    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[04:16] ---
    The world's newest "city of dreams."
[04:20] ---
    But in the shadows of all this
    chaos lurked countless crimes.
[04:24] ---
    Drugs. Prostitution. Weapons smuggling.
[04:27] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[06:04] ---
    Matoba, they found the perp's body.
[06:07] ---
    --No entry!
    --It was lying on the road in Apple Hills.
[06:09] ---
    Apple Hills? That's two miles away.
[06:13] ---
    Chief Roth, I got three clean hits with a 9mm.
[06:17] ---
    No way in hell he made it that far.
[06:20] ---
    If he was a normal criminal, no.
[06:24] ---
    It was one of those goddamn aliens.
[06:28] ---
    So he was being controlled by
    a Semanian wizard, you think?
[06:31] ---
    The perp was speaking in Farbani.
    Using vocab from their intellectual class.
[06:35] ---
    He said that fairy was special.
[06:39] ---
    I'll get things in order.
    Matoba, you get some rest.
[06:43] ---
    Not happening.
[06:44] ---
    My partner of four years was just killed.
[06:47] ---
    I'm gonna find him and make him pay.
[06:49] ---
    That's an order, Sergeant Matoba.
[06:52] ---
    I'm sorry about what happened to Rick.
[06:54] ---
    But that's why you need
    to get some rest. Got it?
[07:02] ---
    What the hell am I supposed to tell his wife?
[07:06] ---
    I'll talk to her.
[07:08] ---
    No, I'll do it.
[07:12] ---
    I want your report on my desk
    by 9:00 AM tomorrow.
[07:16] ---
    Roger.
[07:37] ---
    Shit!
[07:46] ---
    Mister, I'll wash your car for you.
[07:50] ---
    It doesn't need washing.
[07:51] ---
    Don't say that.
[07:53] ---
    See?
[07:56] ---
    Three hundred dollars. If you don't pay it,
    your car might get banged up.
[08:01] ---
    Money. Now.
[08:03] ---
    Scared, doreany?
[08:05] ---
    Fine, fine. Calm down.
[08:08] ---
    Hurry up!
[08:11] ---
    Now, where'd I put it?
[08:13] ---
    There we go.
[08:14] ---
    Here.
[08:16] ---
    Pick it up. And appreciate it.
[08:18] ---
    You bastard...
[08:27] ---
    You're Semanians, right?
[08:30] ---
    Earth may be weak, but there are
    scary people here. Remember that.
[08:34] ---
    Whatever...
[08:35] ---
    "Yes, sir," you mean.
[08:37] ---
    Y-Yes, sir...
[08:40] ---
    Get lost.
[08:47] ---
    Pathetic...
[08:52] ---
    Okay, go! Go!
[08:54] ---
    Oh, Kei! Rick's not home yet.
[08:58] ---
    Did something happen?
[09:02] ---
    No... This can't be.
[09:07] ---
    I'm sorry.
[09:28] ---
    Hello?
[09:30] ---
    About tomorrow...
    There's been a change of plans.
[09:33] ---
    I need you to go meet a noble for me.
[09:35] ---
    What?
[09:37] ---
    Go meet a noble.
[09:40] ---
    A VIP from the Farbani Kingdom
    is arriving early tomorrow morning.
[09:44] ---
    You want me to go meet some alien noble?
[09:47] ---
    That's a diplomat's job.
[09:49] ---
    We don't have enough detectives
    who can speak their language.
[09:52] ---
    No thanks. Let me hunt down
    the guy who killed Rick.
[09:57] ---
    The VIP might be involved in this.
[10:01] ---
    What?
[10:03] ---
    Go get them.
    I've already talked to the coast guard.
[10:10] ---
    Bossy bastard...
[10:12] ---
    Hey.
[10:23] ---
    We're almost to the gate.
[10:26] ---
    You ever been to their world?
[10:28] ---
    Yup. I was in the military.
[10:32] ---
    In the war, huh?
[10:34] ---
    I was stuffed inside a transport plane,
    so I didn't get to see the gate itself.
[10:39] ---
    Nobody can see the Mirage Gate.
[10:44] ---
    We need to rely on information
    from our observation satellites.
[10:48] ---
    But those damn aliens
    can tell where the gate is
[10:50] ---
    just by looking at the wind and tides.
[10:53] ---
    And do a damn sight better job than we can.
[10:56] ---
    And that's why the coast guard's always busy?
[11:00] ---
    Yeah. If we wanted to catch all
    the smugglers and illegal immigrants,
[11:04] ---
    we'd need twice the funding and manpower.
[11:14] ---
    There they are.
[11:16] ---
    It's some important noble, right?
[11:19] ---
    I'll let you deal with them.
[11:43] ---
    A child? A servant, maybe?
[11:52] ---
    Where's the VIP?
[11:53] ---
    Hey.
[11:57] ---
    I am Exedilica, of the Knights of Mirvor.
[12:00] ---
    Do Earth sailors not even
    have the ritual of welcoming?
[12:07] ---
    Do you not know how to talk?
[12:10] ---
    Um... no.
[12:11] ---
    Then answer me. Well?
[12:14] ---
    I didn't notice you.
[12:16] ---
    I see.
[12:18] ---
    My name is
[12:19] ---
    Tilarna Barsh Mirvor Imsedalya lyeh
    Tebreina Devol Nelano Seiya Nel Exedilica!
[12:27] ---
    In your Earth language, that means
[12:30] ---
    "Tilarna, eldest daughter of Seiya,
    of the House of Exedilica,
[12:33] ---
    heir to the bloodline of Duke Devol,
    of the glorious Knights of Mirvor."
[12:38] ---
    Now. What is your name?
[12:42] ---
    Kei Matoba.
[12:44] ---
    What?
[12:45] ---
    It's Kei Matoba.
[12:47] ---
    It's short.
[12:49] ---
    No, people of low birth often have short names.
[12:55] ---
    I won't let it bother me.
[12:56] ---
    I usually go by Tilarna Exedilica.
[13:03] ---
    Now, carry my things, Kay Imatuba.
[13:08] ---
    Kei Matoba.
[13:10] ---
    I don't care. Start carrying.
[13:17] ---
    What?
[13:18] ---
    Did you not hear me, Sergeant Matoba?
[13:21] ---
    You'll be working with her from now on.
[13:24] ---
    You'll be doing your investigations with her.
[13:28] ---
    She'll take Sergeant Fury's place.
[13:29] ---
    You want me to work with this alien?
[13:33] ---
    That's racist, Sergeant Matoba!
[13:36] ---
    I'm sorry. He doesn't understand
    the circumstances.
[13:40] ---
    She came here to find that fairy.
[13:43] ---
    She's a fiel.
[13:45] ---
    Fiel queze badeley. It means "most noble fairy."
[13:49] ---
    That fairy is the equivalent
    of a VIP in the Semani world.
[13:54] ---
    It was kidnapped there
    and brought here by smugglers.
[13:59] ---
    She's a Farbanian knight
    sent here to recover the fairy.
[14:04] ---
    That's correct, yes?
[14:07] ---
    Correct.
[14:08] ---
    In accordance with our treaty with
    the country called "The United Nations,"
[14:11] ---
    the Knights of Mirvor are given
    the right to dispense justice on Earth.
[14:16] ---
    I, Tilarna Exedilica, request your help
    in the name of the Farbani Kingdom.
[14:22] ---
    This is bullshit! Rick was my partner
    for four years, and now he's dead!
[14:28] ---
    And now I'm supposed to babysit some kid?
[14:30] ---
    This is an order.
[14:32] ---
    Your order can go eat shit!
[14:34] ---
    Chief Roth, don't you want
    to avenge Rick? This is just--
[14:39] ---
    I've known Rick for 20 years.
[14:43] ---
    I'm telling you to do this
    because it's necessary.
[14:46] ---
    Do you need any more explanation than that?
[14:48] ---
    But...
[14:50] ---
    It appears that my own will is being ignored.
[14:53] ---
    I want to work with the best "boliceman"
    your city has to offer.
[14:58] ---
    I can't imagine a rude boor
    like this acting as my guard.
[15:02] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry. We can find another...
[15:06] ---
    No, he'll be your partner.
[15:09] ---
    Or do you want a man
[15:11] ---
    whose etiquette is perfect,
    but who's otherwise completely useless?
[15:14] ---
    Inspector Roth...
[15:15] ---
    If so, I don't think you'll
    be getting your fairy back.
[15:27] ---
    Don't touch it.
[15:43] ---
    Don't touch it.
[15:53] ---
    I said don't touch it.
[16:02] ---
    What've we got, Tony?
[16:04] ---
    He talked. He was too scared
    to say much, though.
[16:08] ---
    That fairy was stolen, supposedly.
[16:11] ---
    From a gang of Mexicans in a Ridgeline.
[16:15] ---
    Sounds like he doesn't know their names.
[16:17] ---
    Thanks.
[16:21] ---
    What?
[16:22] ---
    Nothing. Let's go.
[16:33] ---
    So? Where are we going?
[16:37] ---
    We're going to find the fairy's original owners.
[16:40] ---
    There can't be that many Mexican gangs
    in Ridgelines running around.
[16:45] ---
    What's a Ridgeline?
[16:46] ---
    A car.
[16:47] ---
    What's a Mexican?
[16:48] ---
    A person from Mexico.
[16:50] ---
    What's a gang?
[16:51] ---
    Enough. Just shut up and sit there.
[16:55] ---
    What's this?
[16:56] ---
    No!
[17:01] ---
    Rakebye! Are you trying to get me killed?
[17:04] ---
    Please, just don't do anything!
    Don't touch anything!
[17:10] ---
    Wait here.
[17:11] ---
    I'm not taking orders from you.
[17:13] ---
    I'm going with you, Kay Imatuba.
[17:16] ---
    Fine, whatever.
[17:18] ---
    Just try to walk as far away
    from me as possible.
[17:21] ---
    I don't want anyone thinking we're friends.
[17:23] ---
    What a coincidence. Neither do I.
[17:27] ---
    Hey, we don't open until seven.
[17:31] ---
    Oh, Mr. Matoba.
[17:33] ---
    Kenny, is O'Neill in?
[17:36] ---
    He's in the other room on the phone.
[17:39] ---
    Hey, that's an alien!
[17:42] ---
    I hate those guys!
[17:44] ---
    Have a good time with her, then.
    I'm going in.
[17:50] ---
    Hold it, missy.
[17:51] ---
    What?
[17:52] ---
    He can go in, but you're not welcome.
[17:59] ---
    Hey, did you not hear me? Turn around and...
[18:07] ---
    Turn around and what?
[18:09] ---
    Go on in, miss.
[18:11] ---
    Very good.
[18:17] ---
    Did you think I'd get scared and beg for help?
[18:22] ---
    Yes, this should be a good deal for us both.
[18:25] ---
    This gift of 5051-inch TVs
    brought to us by these sinful
[18:31] ---
    young children is truly a blessing from God.
    For the Lord sayeth...
[18:36] ---
    There are no TVs.
    It's a theological analogy for God's grace.
[18:41] ---
    Oh, I've got visitors.
    Blessings of God be with you!
[18:45] ---
    Sergeant Matoba!
    Feeling the breath of God today?
[18:50] ---
    And who's the beautiful lady with you?
    Welcome to my house of faith!
[18:55] ---
    Want something to drink?
[18:57] ---
    O'Neill, I'm looking for a Mexican gang.
[19:01] ---
    They drive a Ridgeline.
    Probably transporters. Know anything?
[19:06] ---
    They're a violent bunch, and I'd rather
    not anger them if possible...
[19:11] ---
    So you do know something.
[19:12] ---
    It's impossible to say!
[19:14] ---
    But perhaps a sufficiently large
    donation could make God
[19:19] ---
    whisper something to me...
[19:21] ---
    A donation of around
    300 dollars, specifically.
[19:24] ---
    If you don't know anything,
[19:25] ---
    you'll have to deal with
    the goddess of the courtroom
[19:28] ---
    and her sword and scales.
[19:29] ---
    You're on probation, aren't you?
[19:31] ---
    That's an illegal threat, Sergeant Matoba!
[19:34] ---
    Someday Satan will get his claws into your soul!
[19:37] ---
    Satan can suck my dick.
    Now, what's this about 51-inch TVs?
[19:42] ---
    Maybe I should go ask the guys
    in the burglary division?
[19:46] ---
    You're willing to believe the words of a thief?
[19:49] ---
    He's an informant.
[19:51] ---
    But he's a thief.
[19:54] ---
    O'Neill may be a criminal,
    but he doesn't like drugs or murder.
[19:58] ---
    He can be trusted... to a degree.
[20:01] ---
    He's a guy you just can't hate, I guess.
[20:04] ---
    I don't understand. Aren't you supposed
    to be enforcers of justice?
[20:09] ---
    Well...
[20:11] ---
    I was told that there were warriors on Earth
    who fought for the cause of justice.
[20:15] ---
    That they helped the needy and fought evil.
[20:19] ---
    That's what you "bolicemen" are, right?
[20:21] ---
    I honestly had some hopes for you.
[20:25] ---
    But I can't believe you're
    making deals with a thief.
[20:28] ---
    Do you have no pride?
[20:36] ---
    It's complicated.
[20:38] ---
    What is?
[20:39] ---
    A lot of stuff.
[20:40] ---
    In the old days, you'd be right, but now...
[20:43] ---
    It's really complicated.
[20:45] ---
    I don't understand.
[20:49] ---
    Nobody does.
[20:52] ---
    581 Mason Street. Room 603.
[20:57] ---
    Antonio Alvarez. You need backup?
[21:00] ---
    Nope. If there's no word from me in 30 minutes,
    then you can worry about me.
[21:05] ---
    Roger. Be careful.
[21:07] ---
    Thanks.
[21:09] ---
    You stay here...
[21:11] ---
    Yeah, I should've known you wouldn't listen.
[21:14] ---
    Of course not.
[21:17] ---
    Don't touch anything.
[21:18] ---
    No, it's the smell.
[21:20] ---
    The smell?
[21:22] ---
    The smell of latena.
[21:24] ---
    Someone controlled by
    an evil wizard was just here...
[21:30] ---
    What are you talking about?
[21:32] ---
    The enemy's close!
[21:35] ---
    "Shield of law, protection of the war god."
[21:42] ---
    Follow me!
[21:43] ---
    Hey, wait!
[21:49] ---
    Don't move! This is the police!
[21:55] ---
    Get down!
[22:01] ---
    Crap!
[23:35] ---
    "Next time"
[23:36] ---
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

Season 1

E2 - Dragnet Mirage

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[00:11] ---
    --Goddamned corpse!
    --Stay down, damn it!
[00:16] ---
    Why are you getting in my way?
[00:20] ---
    --We're going after him!
    --You stay here!
[00:22] ---
    No, I'll take him down!
[00:24] ---
    Just stay put!
[00:43] ---
    You idiot! Hide!
[00:54] ---
    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[00:57] ---
    This city is the "front door" separating
    the Earth and a strange other world.
[01:01] ---
    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[01:06] ---
    But in the shadows of all this
    chaos lurked countless crimes.
[01:10] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
[01:13] ---
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[02:47] ---
    I can't believe you just sliced him
    open alone, Miss Don Quixote.
[02:52] ---
    It didn't occur to you to arrest him
    so we could question him?
[02:58] ---
    Say something!
[03:00] ---
    He was being controlled via mildey.
[03:03] ---
    Even if we did capture him,
    we wouldn't have been able to learn anything.
[03:07] ---
    Mildey?
[03:08] ---
    Magic. Magic to control the dead, in this case.
[03:12] ---
    He was devoured by evil latena
    and turned into a living corpse.
[03:17] ---
    So you're trying to talk your way out
    of this by blaming some weird spell?
[03:21] ---
    What?
[03:22] ---
    You're interfering with the investigation.
[03:24] ---
    Let me guess. Somebody doesn't want
    us finding out the deal with this fairy,
[03:28] ---
    and they sent you to get in the way.
[03:31] ---
    What are you implying?
[03:32] ---
    What I just said.
[03:34] ---
    I don't know how much they're
    paying you to do it, though.
[03:38] ---
    This is your first and last warning,
    Kae Imatoeba.
[03:42] ---
    Never insult me in that manner again.
[03:46] ---
    Next time, I'll kill you. I'm not joking.
[03:48] ---
    Oh, yeah?
[03:53] ---
    Did the words of a lowly Earthling
    like me tick you off that bad?
[03:57] ---
    Silence!
[03:58] ---
    Right.
[04:08] ---
    Hey, I have a question.
[04:11] ---
    What?
[04:12] ---
    You're serious about arresting
    whoever's behind this
[04:14] ---
    and getting back that fairy, right?
[04:16] ---
    Of course.
[04:17] ---
    Me too, actually.
[04:19] ---
    So why are we yelling and
    pointing weapons at each other?
[04:30] ---
    Well, whatever.
[04:31] ---
    Anyway, I hear you when you say
    he was being controlled.
[04:35] ---
    Another guy like him almost killed me yesterday.
[04:38] ---
    What? Why didn't you say so earlier?
[04:41] ---
    Don't ask me. I'm not your mom.
[04:55] ---
    Kei, want to guess what I found?
[04:57] ---
    I read the report, Cecil.
[04:59] ---
    I want to know what they've got in common.
[05:02] ---
    That's easy.
[05:03] ---
    The man here, who killed your partner,
[05:07] ---
    and this man here, who almost killed you.
[05:10] ---
    Both of them were dead before they died.
[05:13] ---
    I don't understand...
[05:15] ---
    I'm talking about their blood oxygen
    and lactic acid levels.
[05:18] ---
    Both of them should've been dead
    after you shot them,
[05:22] ---
    but for some reason kept moving,
[05:25] ---
    and then only after that did they get
    the numbers a dead person should have.
[05:28] ---
    That's what they have in common.
[05:29] ---
    So they're like zombies?
[05:31] ---
    I don't know. I'm not sure what
    the definition of "zombie" is.
[05:35] ---
    I didn't see any signs of major drug use.
[05:38] ---
    They both seemed to drink and smoke,
[05:40] ---
    but both were in practically perfect health.
[05:41] ---
    I don't know about that.
[05:43] ---
    Um, who is this?
[05:46] ---
    Tilarna Exedilica.
[05:47] ---
    A knight of Mirvor.
[05:49] ---
    Oh, a guest from the other world.
[05:53] ---
    What's she doing?
[05:54] ---
    Looking for magic, she says.
[05:58] ---
    Kei.
[05:59] ---
    Don't look at me like that.
    I'm completely sane.
[06:02] ---
    He's the same.
[06:03] ---
    He smells of evil latena.
[06:05] ---
    What's latena?
[06:06] ---
    Latena is latena.
[06:09] ---
    Some kind of magical energy source or something.
[06:12] ---
    I don't get it either.
[06:13] ---
    The latena of a fairy
    warped through some horrible method.
[06:17] ---
    They ingested it on a regular basis,
    and it turned them into dead men.
[06:22] ---
    Are you talking about a drug? From Semani?
[06:27] ---
    Fairy dust?
    These guys were regular users, right?
[06:31] ---
    If you call the dead "regular users," then yes.
[06:34] ---
    The Marzaney Sect has spells
    that can control the dead.
[06:38] ---
    Well, that would explain why
    it didn't show up on my tests.
[06:40] ---
    That drug is one big mystery to us.
[06:42] ---
    All we know is that it's made from fairies.
[06:45] ---
    To do this to a noble fairy...
[06:48] ---
    What terrible people.
[06:50] ---
    So, can you use magic?
[06:53] ---
    It's called mildey. And I can use a little.
[06:55] ---
    Then follow the trail of this latena stuff.
    Like a police dog.
[07:00] ---
    You seem to lack imagination, Kae Imatoeba.
[07:03] ---
    Mildey is powerful, but not all-powerful.
[07:06] ---
    Pound that fact into
    what little brains you have.
[07:09] ---
    Good advice from a noble but useless woman.
[07:13] ---
    So um, are you two not friends, then?
[07:16] ---
    If it looks that way, that's probably the case.
[07:19] ---
    Is there anyone out there
    who does like this man?
[07:23] ---
    I see.
[07:27] ---
    Kei.
[07:29] ---
    You okay?
[07:31] ---
    I think so.
[07:34] ---
    Call me anytime.
[07:36] ---
    Sure, thanks.
[07:40] ---
    What was that conversation?
[07:42] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[07:43] ---
    No, I'm curious. Tell me.
[07:46] ---
    She's my ex.
[07:48] ---
    What's an ex?
[07:50] ---
    Shut up.
[07:52] ---
    The problem is when the attack occurred.
[07:55] ---
    Either they were watching Alvarez
    or there was a leak.
[07:59] ---
    No way to tell.
[08:00] ---
    There's any number of possibilities.
[08:03] ---
    Oh, but you don't have to worry
    about our brave knight here.
[08:07] ---
    She doesn't even know how to make a phone call.
[08:10] ---
    I do too. I read it in a book.
[08:12] ---
    Really? Wow, you're so smart!
[08:16] ---
    Sorry.
[08:18] ---
    Anyway, so yeah.
    I'll be keeping my reports to a minimum.
[08:21] ---
    Sounds good. Be careful.
[08:24] ---
    Roger.
[08:27] ---
    What do we do now?
[08:28] ---
    We do this the boring way.
    But well, it's late. We'll start tomorrow.
[08:34] ---
    I see.
[08:35] ---
    Where are you staying? I'll take you there.
[08:38] ---
    This is my phone number.
[08:40] ---
    I don't want any trouble, so just go
    straight to your room and go to sleep.
[08:44] ---
    Don't worry. I'm not a child.
[08:46] ---
    You look like one. That's why I'm worried.
[08:49] ---
    I'm 26, you know!
[08:51] ---
    That's 18 in Earth years. Bye.
[08:55] ---
    Wait!
[09:04] ---
    It's so damn cold tonight...
[09:09] ---
    Hello?
[09:10] ---
    I got kicked out of the hotel.
[09:13] ---
    They say you can't bring weapons into the hotel.
[09:15] ---
    They demanded to hold on to my sword.
[09:18] ---
    Then let them hold on to it.
[09:20] ---
    I can't do that!
[09:21] ---
    To a knight, a sword is every bit
    as valuable as their life!
[09:24] ---
    Then sleep on the ground somewhere.
    Not my problem.
[09:27] ---
    Wai--
[09:41] ---
    Damn it all!
[09:56] ---
    The sleeping quarters at
    the police station are always full.
[09:59] ---
    And a lot of people there don't like Semanians.
[10:01] ---
    Sleep at my place.
[10:03] ---
    At your place?
[10:04] ---
    Don't worry. I'm not going to do anything.
[10:07] ---
    Of course not.
[10:08] ---
    But I don't want any rumors or scandal
    or things that could hurt my honor...
[10:14] ---
    Then just don't tell anybody!
    Shut up, already.
[10:20] ---
    Come in. You can get your stuff later.
[10:25] ---
    Why are you putting that on?
[10:27] ---
    I have a cat allergy.
[10:33] ---
    Kae!
[10:36] ---
    Kei?
[10:37] ---
    Oh, I meant the cat.
[10:40] ---
    It's the word for it in my language.
[10:41] ---
    I thought you were talking about me.
[10:44] ---
    What's the name of that kae--no, cat?
[10:47] ---
    Kuroi.
[10:48] ---
    What's an allergy?
[10:51] ---
    I have trouble breathing when I'm around him.
[10:53] ---
    It's a genetic thing.
[10:55] ---
    Then why are you keeping a cat?
[10:59] ---
    You're full of questions, aren't you?
    Give me a break.
[11:13] ---
    About three months ago, I think it was,
[11:16] ---
    a drug dealer that I was chasing
    hit her when she was a stray.
[11:21] ---
    And?
[11:22] ---
    I caught the guy, and she survived.
[11:27] ---
    But nobody else in the department wanted her.
[11:30] ---
    So I'm keeping her temporarily.
[11:33] ---
    Even though you've got a cat allergy?
[11:35] ---
    What else can I do?
    It was partially my fault.
[11:38] ---
    I'm looking for someone to take her,
    but with no luck.
[11:43] ---
    What?
[11:44] ---
    No...
[11:47] ---
    Is it that funny?
[11:48] ---
    I'm sorry, Kei, but this is...
[11:59] ---
    "You're a good kitty, Kuroi."
[12:02] ---
    Kae Imatoeba, you're more
    of a softie than you look.
[12:06] ---
    That's not it.
[12:07] ---
    If I threw an injured cat out in the cold,
    I'd have trouble sleeping at night.
[12:11] ---
    I'm just doing it for myself in the end.
[12:13] ---
    So I'm the same as the cat, huh?
[12:16] ---
    If you don't like it, back to the park with you.
[12:19] ---
    No, I'll stay here. I like it.
[12:22] ---
    My place?
[12:23] ---
    No, this kae.
[12:26] ---
    Not you, I mean.
[12:30] ---
    Okay, find a place to sleep.
[12:33] ---
    Don't let Kuroi in the bedroom.
[12:36] ---
    Kei Matoba.
[12:38] ---
    I actually was feeling a bit lonely.
[12:41] ---
    "Thank you."
[12:43] ---
    You're welcome.
[12:45] ---
    Um, "Good night" is...
[12:48] ---
    "Good night."
[12:50] ---
    That's right.
[12:51] ---
    "Good night."
[13:06] ---
    She was making fun of my name
[13:09] ---
    the whole time?
[13:31] ---
    Did I keep you waiting, Mr. Kareem?
[13:34] ---
    Let's not waste time, Mr. Elbaji.
[13:37] ---
    Let's do the deal.
[13:44] ---
    Okay, Mr. Terrorist.
[13:46] ---
    Cash payment is great, huh?
[13:48] ---
    Pay us the rest when you get the goods.
[13:51] ---
    You seem to be doing well.
[13:54] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[13:55] ---
    Thanks to those poor fairies,
    we can all live the good life.
[14:00] ---
    That car, for instance. It's 300,000 dollars.
[14:03] ---
    These sneakers are 3,000 dollars.
[14:07] ---
    But I can have a good time
    with a girl for three dollars.
[14:10] ---
    You know why that is?
[14:11] ---
    No.
[14:12] ---
    Because I'm hot!
[14:14] ---
    Earth girls are all about looks.
[14:19] ---
    They're easy.
[14:20] ---
    I'm only interested in the product.
[14:23] ---
    Oh, sorry. Sorry.
[14:25] ---
    Hey, Zelada!
[14:28] ---
    You called, my lord?
[14:30] ---
    Mr. Kareem, allow me to
    introduce you to Zelada the Sage.
[14:34] ---
    He's this wizard you were telling me about?
[14:36] ---
    That's right. The greatest in the world
    when it comes to controlling the dead.
[14:40] ---
    Your words honor me, sir.
[14:42] ---
    I simply do what I can
    for the sake of my master.
[14:47] ---
    He said "the dead."
    Does he mean users of fairy dust?
[14:51] ---
    Indeed.
[14:53] ---
    My magics have not the slightest
    effect on those who are pure of soul.
[14:59] ---
    And that's where this comes in!
[15:01] ---
    That's the fairy bomb?
[15:03] ---
    A prototype, but yeah.
[15:05] ---
    I'm about to test it right now.
[15:07] ---
    What do you mean?
[15:09] ---
    I called them here. Using 911.
[15:12] ---
    I said something about suspicious
    people making a ruckus.
[15:15] ---
    This place is off limits.
[15:17] ---
    --Hands above your heads, all of you!
    --Don't look at the light.
[15:28] ---
    And it takes effect instantly!
[15:30] ---
    What's the verdict, Zelada?
[15:32] ---
    It worked, my lord.
    The two of them are already dead.
[15:38] ---
    Make 'em salute, then.
[15:40] ---
    As you wish.
[15:43] ---
    Have one shoot the other.
[15:45] ---
    Yes, sir.
[15:51] ---
    Poor bastard! He's dead!
[15:53] ---
    Now... hmm...
[15:56] ---
    Make him dance on the hood!
[16:01] ---
    Zelada, looks like you don't
    know how to dance, huh?
[16:06] ---
    I'm sorry, sir.
[16:09] ---
    Hilarious, huh? Huh?
[16:12] ---
    How many can be controlled by this?
[16:14] ---
    Five thousand? Ten thousand?
    However many you like.
[16:16] ---
    The most I've ever controlled at once is 100.
[16:20] ---
    What?
[16:22] ---
    That was a prototype.
    The finished product will be even more amazing.
[16:26] ---
    We're using the entire body of a powerful fairy.
[16:30] ---
    The blast radius should be...
    five kilometers or so?
[16:34] ---
    That's the size of a nuke.
[16:36] ---
    We could use this to overthrow
    the government of a superpower!
[16:40] ---
    Use it however you like.
[16:42] ---
    You'll have to rent Zelada too, though.
[16:46] ---
    We'll pay.
[16:47] ---
    Sounds good.
[16:49] ---
    I'll get it ready for you,
    so make sure you've got the cash.
[16:51] ---
    My lord, what should we do with him?
[16:54] ---
    Oh, take care of him.
[17:36] ---
    It's not the first time I've been
    pallbearer for a coworker,
[17:39] ---
    but you know, it's tough.
[17:41] ---
    It's part of the job.
[17:43] ---
    The force has lost three people this month.
    Morale's in the gutter.
[17:49] ---
    But the city council's trying
    to cut our budget even more.
[17:54] ---
    They don't see the reality. The bastards.
[17:58] ---
    Chief?
[18:00] ---
    Never mind. Focus on the job in front of you.
[18:09] ---
    Are you sure you're okay?
[18:11] ---
    With what?
[18:12] ---
    Nothing.
[18:14] ---
    Let's go.
[18:19] ---
    Was it long?
[18:20] ---
    Was what long?
[18:21] ---
    Your relationship with the deceased.
    You were his partner, right?
[18:24] ---
    Yeah, I guess. Rick was a good guy.
[18:27] ---
    He and I never did agree on which
    baseball team to support, though.
[18:33] ---
    In my country, it's said that
    those who are mourned by many
[18:37] ---
    go to a country of eternal,
    peaceful spring after death.
[18:41] ---
    That's probably what will
    happen to Detective Fury.
[18:44] ---
    Trying to make me feel better?
[18:46] ---
    Is that bad?
[18:47] ---
    No.
[18:49] ---
    Do you know what you should
    say at times like this, then?
[18:52] ---
    "Dasch zanna." "Thank you," right?
[18:55] ---
    Well done.
[18:59] ---
    Kei, got a second?
[19:00] ---
    What's up, Jamie?
[19:02] ---
    You know a patrol car went missing last night?
[19:06] ---
    The one from precinct 22, right?
[19:08] ---
    It was found in Eastrock Park.
[19:11] ---
    Along with two dead officers.
[19:21] ---
    We know that they were killed
    at a construction site in Redmoor.
[19:25] ---
    They were brought here in their
    patrol car and then thrown into the lake.
[19:29] ---
    You're sure it's murder?
[19:31] ---
    From the angle of the bullet wound,
    this one looks like suicide.
[19:34] ---
    Not sure. We'll have to wait
    for the autopsy to be sure.
[19:38] ---
    Let's have our police dog take a look...
[19:41] ---
    Hey, Tilarna!
[19:48] ---
    I'm surprised you remembered my name!
[19:52] ---
    Just take a look at the bodies.
[19:54] ---
    Bonah Tilarna.
[19:56] ---
    That's what I told you to call me.
[19:57] ---
    Just take a look at this!
[20:01] ---
    These are dead.
    Just like the assassin and the dealer.
[20:06] ---
    So they were regular users of fairy dust?
[20:08] ---
    These guys were cops.
[20:10] ---
    But I'm sure of it.
[20:11] ---
    If a cop's using, his coworkers
    are gonna notice right away.
[20:15] ---
    Maybe they used gold jewelry.
[20:17] ---
    Gold jewelry?
[20:18] ---
    Gold jewelry can be used as a catalyst
    to enhance the power of latena.
[20:22] ---
    But if you wanted something
    with this kind of power,
[20:24] ---
    you couldn't have a mistake
    the width of a human hair.
[20:27] ---
    Even the best craftsmen
    in my country couldn't make it.
[20:30] ---
    Maybe I'm wrong.
[20:32] ---
    No, wait.
[20:33] ---
    Maybe a human couldn't do it.
[20:36] ---
    But what about a digitally
    controlled manufacturing device?
[20:40] ---
    Okay, there we go.
[20:43] ---
    What?
[20:44] ---
    Not many people are buying
    powerful manufacturing machines.
[20:47] ---
    I found someone using a dummy corporation. Look.
[20:51] ---
    Dennis Elbaji.
[20:52] ---
    A Semanian club owner?
[20:54] ---
    What the hell does a guy like that
    want with a manufacturing device?
[20:57] ---
    Let's arrest him!
[20:58] ---
    For what?
[21:00] ---
    Anything! We need to
    capture him and question him!
[21:03] ---
    We can't do that.
[21:04] ---
    The Earth is ruled by a god named
    "fundamental rights."
[21:09] ---
    We need some proof to convince a judge.
[21:11] ---
    But we need to hurry!
[21:14] ---
    We need to do the paperwork.
[21:16] ---
    Her life is on the line!
[21:19] ---
    Her? You mean the fairy?
[21:23] ---
    Seems like this is personal.
[21:25] ---
    What about you, Kei?
[21:28] ---
    Do you not care if that fiel, that fairy, dies?
[21:32] ---
    I feel responsible.
[21:35] ---
    I have my own responsibility towards her.
[21:40] ---
    You going to the bathroom?
[21:59] ---
    I thought it was more important than her life...
[23:36] ---
    "Next time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

Season 1

E3 - Midnight Train

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[00:07] ---
    Suicide?
[00:10] ---
    That idiot...
[00:11] ---
    Kei?
[00:13] ---
    I'm sending you the info on this
    Elbaji guy and his company.
[00:20] ---
    Cammy, I'm not seeing it.
[00:22] ---
    Don't you have something to say?
[00:24] ---
    Thank you.
[00:26] ---
    You're welcome.
[00:31] ---
    What happened to that Tilarna girl?
[00:33] ---
    I haven't seen her...
[00:36] ---
    Oh, she's in the sleeping room.
[00:38] ---
    She's in a new city. It's tiring her out.
[00:41] ---
    So what's with the sword, then?
[00:47] ---
    Sorry. I took my eyes off her
    for a minute and she split.
[00:50] ---
    Bring her back. Now.
[00:52] ---
    I don't want people complaining
    about the investigation.
[01:00] ---
    Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
    appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
[01:05] ---
    Beyond the gate lay a strange world
    filled with fairies and monsters.
[01:10] ---
    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[01:13] ---
    This city is Earth's "front door."
[01:16] ---
    Over two million citizens
    from both worlds live here.
[01:19] ---
    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[01:23] ---
    The world's newest "city of dreams."
[01:27] ---
    But in the shadows of all this
    chaos lurked countless crimes.
[01:31] ---
    Drugs. Prostitution.
[01:33] ---
    Weapons smuggling.
[01:34] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
[01:37] ---
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[03:24] ---
    Well?
[03:25] ---
    Without my help, you'd have been turned
    away at the front door, Sister Tilarna.
[03:32] ---
    Be grateful to the God of Earth.
[03:35] ---
    Does your "God" help with fake IDs?
[03:38] ---
    I would've preferred
    a more normal outfit, though.
[03:42] ---
    Don't let it look like it's bothering you.
[03:45] ---
    On Earth, high-ranking women walk like this.
[03:49] ---
    Now try it.
[03:52] ---
    Like this?
[03:58] ---
    Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
[04:01] ---
    Don't you think that's wonderful, Brother Kenny?
[04:05] ---
    Cute...
[04:14] ---
    I can't stand this stuff.
[04:17] ---
    Play some damn disco music.
[04:19] ---
    This isn't that kind of place.
[04:21] ---
    This is far enough.
[04:22] ---
    Here's your payment.
[04:25] ---
    That was easy. Thank you.
[04:28] ---
    You sure about this, miss?
[04:30] ---
    Isn't this important to you?
[04:32] ---
    My mother gave it to me.
    But I don't need it anymore.
[04:35] ---
    But...
[04:36] ---
    Thanks for everything.
[04:40] ---
    Okay, Brother.
    Let's have some fun while we're here.
[04:45] ---
    But Father, she seemed like
    something was really bothering her.
[04:50] ---
    Kids that age have a lot on their mind.
[04:52] ---
    Let her get some experience
    with different things.
[04:54] ---
    Like O, or V, or A.
[04:57] ---
    I'm worried...
[05:06] ---
    Give me water.
[05:09] ---
    Water.
[05:14] ---
    Hey, having fun?
[05:17] ---
    --Get lost.
    --Aww, lighten up.
[05:20] ---
    You're a noble from the Tiburani area, right?
[05:23] ---
    Surprised?
[05:24] ---
    I'm from your world, too.
[05:27] ---
    Then why didn't you speak to me in Farbani?
[05:32] ---
    Apologies.
[05:33] ---
    I thought the language of the doreany
    would be more suited for a place like this.
[05:38] ---
    Speak as you like. I don't care.
[05:40] ---
    Really? Great, all that fancy
    noble language tires me the hell out.
[05:45] ---
    Can we talk like this instead?
[05:47] ---
    Tell me what you want.
[05:48] ---
    I'm hitting on you.
[05:49] ---
    I love girls like you.
    How about we go have a good time?
[05:55] ---
    I'm looking for someone. Bother somebody else.
[05:58] ---
    Who are you after?
[06:01] ---
    Dennis Elbaji. The guy who runs this place.
[06:05] ---
    Oh, Dennis?
[06:06] ---
    Dennis... Dennis. Oh, Dennis!
[06:10] ---
    Dennis Elbaji's a friend of mine.
    Want an introduction?
[06:15] ---
    Don't make that face. Just come with me.
[06:21] ---
    Now...
[06:25] ---
    Actually, I'm Dennis Elbaji.
[06:28] ---
    Surprised?
[06:29] ---
    Not really.
[06:30] ---
    Well, that's no fun.
[06:33] ---
    So, what do you want, miss?
[06:36] ---
    I am Tilarna Exedilica.
[06:38] ---
    I was sent here by the Knights of Mirvor.
[06:41] ---
    A knight, huh?
[06:42] ---
    I know what you're up to.
[06:45] ---
    Give back the fairy.
[06:47] ---
    Oh, that?
[06:48] ---
    No way. That's product.
[06:52] ---
    I thought you'd say that.
[06:55] ---
    You seem like you're ready to die, huh?
[06:57] ---
    We're done talking, then.
[07:03] ---
    Incompetents.
[07:06] ---
    That's what happens when
    you rely on doreany weapons.
[07:09] ---
    Agreed.
[07:11] ---
    Kids these days are just wimps.
    It's a real problem!
[07:16] ---
    I guess I should ask.
[07:18] ---
    Who's your teacher?
[07:19] ---
    I have no intention of answering.
[07:21] ---
    I see.
[07:27] ---
    He's...
[07:31] ---
    I can see your panties, Tilarna.
[07:37] ---
    I won't kill you yet.
[07:39] ---
    I have lots of questions, after all.
[07:50] ---
    This area hasn't been developed yet.
[07:53] ---
    There're still traces of the other world.
[07:56] ---
    Nobody lives here anymore.
    They all moved to the doreany town.
[08:00] ---
    Can't make a single dollar
    raising crops, after all.
[08:05] ---
    Do you know the name of Earth's god?
[08:09] ---
    "Money."
[08:10] ---
    Simplest thing in the world, right?
[08:12] ---
    I've converted to its religion, too.
[08:23] ---
    I've been waiting for you, my master.
[08:26] ---
    Zelada, the goods are ready, right?
[08:28] ---
    Yes. If you'll follow me...
[08:31] ---
    Who is this lady?
[08:33] ---
    One of the Knights of Mirvor.
[08:34] ---
    She found my club somehow.
[08:37] ---
    Ask her all about it.
[08:39] ---
    Leave it to me.
[08:40] ---
    I'll make her tell you everything.
[08:47] ---
    Now, Mr. Kareem, let's finish the deal.
[08:54] ---
    What a mess.
[08:59] ---
    What's the situation?
[09:00] ---
    An old temple in the Hightails.
[09:02] ---
    Matched the records the delivery people had.
[09:05] ---
    Keep watching.
[09:06] ---
    SWAT's on their way.
[09:09] ---
    When will they get here?
[09:10] ---
    Thirty minutes.
[09:11] ---
    That long? Make them hurry!
[09:14] ---
    Stay put.
[09:17] ---
    We need to move up the schedule.
[09:22] ---
    I'm sorry. Please keep an eye on her.
[09:25] ---
    What about the questioning?
[09:26] ---
    I'll be right back.
[09:46] ---
    A fire?
[09:53] ---
    Shit!
[09:58] ---
    Damn it, now I'm Don Quixote.
[10:09] ---
    Arms of great strength.
    Protection of the war god.
[10:14] ---
    Hey, you need to stay put!
[10:24] ---
    What are you doing?
[10:27] ---
    My job.
[10:30] ---
    I guess I'll say it.
    This is the police. Throw down your--
[10:35] ---
    Yeah, thought so.
[10:43] ---
    Where's the fairy? Tell me!
[11:08] ---
    How awful...
[11:10] ---
    It's worse for me.
[11:14] ---
    It takes cash to make
    the drugs I turn them into.
[11:19] ---
    And then there was the investment
    to make my new product.
[11:21] ---
    And now the place is going up in flames.
    It's depressing.
[11:25] ---
    Shut up!
[11:27] ---
    Oh, you mad?
[11:28] ---
    The fairies are holy and inviolable beings.
[11:32] ---
    But you...
[11:34] ---
    This is my new product.
[11:38] ---
    I can use a fairy as a medium
[11:40] ---
    to turn everyone within a few kilometers
    into fairy dust addicts instantly.
[11:45] ---
    A psychic bomb, you could call it.
[11:47] ---
    I'm trying to come up
    with a cooler name, though.
[11:50] ---
    That's terrifying...
[11:52] ---
    You're no longer even human!
[11:54] ---
    Human... Human, huh?
[11:58] ---
    I grew up in the same world you did.
    My family were warriors.
[12:01] ---
    Sword fighting. Mounted combat.
[12:03] ---
    Etiquette. Magic.
[12:05] ---
    I was forced to master it all.
[12:07] ---
    Then I was gonna spend the rest of my life
    being bossed around by incompetent nobles
[12:10] ---
    before dying in some
    stupid fight over territory.
[12:13] ---
    Thus ends a life lived with honor.
    Disgusting, huh?
[12:18] ---
    But Earth's different.
[12:20] ---
    It's the American dream, you know!
[12:24] ---
    Remember what I said? Money.
[12:26] ---
    With money, you can have whatever you want.
    This place is much more human!
[12:30] ---
    Shut up!
[12:33] ---
    So you're another one of the morons, huh?
    That's a shame.
[12:37] ---
    There'll be no holding back!
[12:42] ---
    Dance, dance!
[12:45] ---
    Come on! A little more and
    your boobs will come spilling out!
[12:49] ---
    If I only had my sword...
[12:51] ---
    Tilarna!
[13:02] ---
    That stance. That sword. Vreideni style, huh?
[13:05] ---
    I told you. I'm not giving you a name.
[13:08] ---
    This'll be fun!
[13:10] ---
    Want some help?
[13:11] ---
    No! I'll kill him myself!
[13:16] ---
    Okay! Get him!
[13:18] ---
    My deepest thanks!
[13:27] ---
    You bitch...
[13:38] ---
    I'll tell you before you die.
[13:40] ---
    My teacher's name is Lord Garada Vreideni.
[13:43] ---
    Tell it to the demons in hell.
[13:46] ---
    Screw you...
[13:52] ---
    Nicely done. I would turned tail and run.
[13:56] ---
    He was a scary dude.
[13:58] ---
    He was a fierce enemy.
[13:59] ---
    What's with the outfit?
[14:02] ---
    D-Don't stare at me!
[14:04] ---
    It's not the kind of clothing I like!
[14:06] ---
    Sure. Let's get out of here.
[14:09] ---
    Wait. She's still...
[14:13] ---
    A fake?
[14:14] ---
    What?
[14:17] ---
    It's just a doll.
[14:20] ---
    I don't sense any latena.
[14:21] ---
    The real one is getting further away.
[14:24] ---
    So somebody took it?
[14:25] ---
    Quiet. I can't concentrate.
[14:31] ---
    Here.
[14:36] ---
    Those footprints are new.
[14:38] ---
    That red wizard took the bomb
    she was trapped in and fled.
[14:44] ---
    I'll explain on the way.
[14:45] ---
    Let's go, Kei.
[14:48] ---
    A psychic bomb, huh?
[14:50] ---
    I don't know if I understand the particulars,
[14:52] ---
    but that explains what happens
    to the guys from Precinct 22.
[14:55] ---
    That wizard, Zelada, took it.
[14:58] ---
    If he uses it, the results will be horrific.
[15:00] ---
    Tens of thousands of people
    turned into addicts in an instant.
[15:03] ---
    And he can make them do
    whatever he wants, huh?
[15:07] ---
    Quiet. She's very close.
[15:17] ---
    Stop!
[15:19] ---
    Hands up. Slowly.
[15:23] ---
    Oh, you're the undercover
    cop from the other day.
[15:28] ---
    Hello, there...
[15:29] ---
    Careful, Kei!
[15:32] ---
    You're gonna pay for what you did to Rick.
    You're spending the rest of your life in jail.
[15:36] ---
    How could you do that to an old man?
[15:39] ---
    Show a little mercy.
[15:41] ---
    Shut up. You're under arrest.
[15:45] ---
    Matoba, looks like you caught the guy.
[15:49] ---
    Chief?
[15:51] ---
    SWAT's cleaning up.
[15:54] ---
    They caught the terrorists
    who were buying the bomb, too.
[15:58] ---
    Good to hear. But why are you here?
[16:01] ---
    This is why.
[16:04] ---
    Don't move.
[16:07] ---
    Let him go.
[16:11] ---
    Use my car.
[16:13] ---
    My deepest thanks, Sir Roth...
[16:15] ---
    Wait!
[16:18] ---
    Throw down the gun, Matoba.
[16:19] ---
    Chief...
[16:21] ---
    Do it.
[16:26] ---
    Oh, right... Sir Matoba, was it?
[16:30] ---
    You've grown so handsome.
[16:32] ---
    I barely recognized you from
    the time we met in that swamp.
[16:41] ---
    It was you?
[16:42] ---
    It was you, wasn't it?
[16:43] ---
    You wiped out my unit during the war!
[16:47] ---
    Have a lovely evening.
[16:50] ---
    Don't move, Matoba.
[16:52] ---
    He killed Rick!
[16:55] ---
    Were you the one informing him
    about the investigation?
[16:59] ---
    Yeah. It was all me.
[17:02] ---
    I'm the one who gave you an inexperienced
    Semanian to slow you down.
[17:06] ---
    The one who had an assassin sent after Alvarez.
[17:10] ---
    And told Zelada that the temple
    hideout had been found.
[17:14] ---
    And killed Rick, too?
[17:17] ---
    Answer me!
[17:18] ---
    Fury had almost found me out.
[17:21] ---
    I couldn't help it.
[17:25] ---
    I don't get it...
[17:26] ---
    Roth, you of all people...
[17:28] ---
    Why?
[17:30] ---
    He and I want the same thing.
[17:31] ---
    That man, Zelada, hates Earth's civilization.
[17:36] ---
    He wants terrorism to sow hatred
    between Earth and the Semanians.
[17:40] ---
    And so do I.
[17:43] ---
    Coexistence and peace
    are lies the idealists tell.
[17:47] ---
    We can never understand each other.
[17:49] ---
    We have to be separated.
[17:51] ---
    Some people are adapting just fine.
[17:54] ---
    And their ability to adapt is what scares me!
[17:57] ---
    Look at their vitality.
[18:00] ---
    Three generations from now,
    they'll be ruling the Earth!
[18:05] ---
    The invasion will be over
    before anybody realizes...
[18:07] ---
    Yes... Even the invaders
    don't know they're doing it!
[18:14] ---
    The world needs to know
    how dangerous they are.
[18:18] ---
    And that psychic bomb can make them afraid
[18:22] ---
    without damaging the infrastructure of society.
[18:27] ---
    And you call yourself a police officer?
[18:30] ---
    An officer? But more importantly,
    I'm a human living on Earth.
[18:37] ---
    Kei Matoba, I thought you might understand.
[18:41] ---
    You want me to join you? Screw you.
[18:44] ---
    I'm sorry to hear that.
[18:46] ---
    You always hide a revolver at your ankle, right?
[18:49] ---
    Give it a try, if you want.
[19:16] ---
    You were like a dad to me.
[19:20] ---
    I see.
[19:23] ---
    I'm sorry.
[19:28] ---
    Kei...
[19:30] ---
    No, I'm fine.
[19:32] ---
    I'm amazed you survived.
[19:36] ---
    I can't believe it.
[19:37] ---
    Neither can I.
[19:42] ---
    Let's follow him.
[19:44] ---
    Zelada?
[19:45] ---
    He's gonna use that bomb. And right now, too.
[19:50] ---
    We found the chief's car.
    Forest Tower, in Queen's Valley.
[19:54] ---
    Thanks.
[19:56] ---
    Kei. About the chief...
[19:59] ---
    We'll talk later.
    Get some officers there.
[20:03] ---
    Forest Tower is one of the
    tallest buildings in the city.
[20:07] ---
    He's going to use the psychic bomb there?
[20:09] ---
    It may be more effective
    there than on the ground.
[20:13] ---
    I see.
[20:14] ---
    Just like a nuke, huh?
[20:17] ---
    What's this place like?
[20:18] ---
    Loaded with rich folks.
    Common folk never go there.
[20:22] ---
    Maybe it's not even worth stopping him.
[20:27] ---
    I know. It was a joke.
[20:29] ---
    Good, then.
[20:32] ---
    Kei.
[20:32] ---
    What?
[20:34] ---
    That wizard... Zelada... You know him?
[20:39] ---
    Who knows? To me, he's just another perp.
[20:49] ---
    It's that wizard Zelada's doing.
[20:53] ---
    Above!
[20:55] ---
    Is he dangerous?
[20:57] ---
    A wizard's power is something to be feared.
[20:59] ---
    They can blind a warrior
    or create poisonous flames.
[21:02] ---
    Your weapons are no match...
[21:04] ---
    Even this thing? It's a good gun,
    and I've been using it for a long time.
[21:08] ---
    Your doreany weapons have no soul.
[21:11] ---
    No... I feel a faint latena from this gun.
[21:18] ---
    Feelings put into an object,
    no matter what it is, will create latena.
[21:28] ---
    Stay close to me, Kei. I'm the only one
    who can spot the enemy's ambush.
[21:33] ---
    But...
[21:35] ---
    If you're my partner, trust me.
[21:39] ---
    Got it.
[21:43] ---
    Get back!
[21:45] ---
    Ahead! Run!
[21:49] ---
    That fire will burn your lungs.
    You won't be able to breathe...
[21:52] ---
    So you'll choke to death, huh? Damn.
[21:56] ---
    That's her!
[22:00] ---
    Leahyah!
[23:35] ---
    "Next time"
[23:36] ---
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

Season 1

E4 - In The Air Tonight

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[00:01] ---
    Let's follow him.
[00:03] ---
    Zelada?
[00:03] ---
    He's gonna use that bomb. And right now, too.
[00:07] ---
    Stay close to me, Kei.
[00:10] ---
    I'm the only one who can
    spot the enemy's ambush.
[00:13] ---
    If you're my partner, trust me.
[00:17] ---
    Got it.
[01:51] ---
    Leahyah!
[01:55] ---
    Wait! It's a trap!
[01:56] ---
    But I have to go!
[01:57] ---
    You're right but... Damn it!
[02:03] ---
    I don't know what the hell
    to do with this thing.
[02:04] ---
    Then smash it!
[02:06] ---
    It may blow up if I mess with it.
[02:09] ---
    How do I disarm this?
[02:12] ---
    Is it even a bomb?
[02:15] ---
    What a reckless effort!
[02:18] ---
    I can assure you,
    for your own safety, it's best to run.
[02:24] ---
    Damn you!
[02:26] ---
    When I see a guy with a grin like yours,
[02:28] ---
    nothing makes my day
    more than messing up his plans.
[02:31] ---
    Oh, my... You know you're helpless.
[02:33] ---
    Shut up!
[02:35] ---
    See? You're helpless.
[02:37] ---
    It's an illusion!
[02:39] ---
    Above!
[02:44] ---
    Kei!
[02:49] ---
    Too bad, Sir Matoba!
[02:51] ---
    You've lost once more.
[02:54] ---
    Now, on to the next one...
[02:57] ---
    This is so much fun!
[03:03] ---
    Where is he? Damn it.
[03:05] ---
    I can't see him.
[03:07] ---
    No, don't rely on your eyes.
[03:09] ---
    Sound. Focus on the sound.
[03:13] ---
    The sound...
[03:21] ---
    Over there?
[03:27] ---
    What?
[03:29] ---
    Oh! The pain...!
[03:42] ---
    Well done.
[03:43] ---
    It's been 103 years since
    I've been wounded like this.
[03:50] ---
    Stop talking and prepare to die, monster!
[03:54] ---
    No, I'm afraid it would bring shame
    upon the Marzaney Sect
[03:58] ---
    if I were to die at the hands of a mere barshe.
[04:02] ---
    And thus...
[04:05] ---
    Farewell!
[04:18] ---
    Kei!
[04:20] ---
    I defeated Zelada.
    But I don't have any elixirs to heal you.
[04:25] ---
    I'm sorry.
[04:28] ---
    R-Run...
[04:35] ---
    There's no time.
[04:37] ---
    I'm going to spend the last
    moments of my life with her.
[04:40] ---
    You should be grateful.
[04:42] ---
    I've decided to die next to an uncouth,
    boorish, and sarcastic man like you.
[04:47] ---
    I'd rather... you didn't...
[04:51] ---
    "My dear Leahyah..."
[04:55] ---
    Like I promised, I've come to save you.
[04:59] ---
    When I was a child, lost in the forest,
    you saved me and showed me the way home.
[05:06] ---
    Remember what we promised then?
[05:08] ---
    That we'd always be friends.
[05:11] ---
    That's why I came.
    I came, like I said I would.
[05:15] ---
    I didn't let you die alone.
[05:18] ---
    So Leahyah, don't be scared.
    Let's stay together.
[05:30] ---
    Leahyah? No! Don't do it!
[05:32] ---
    Stop! Leahyah!
[05:37] ---
    Leahyah!
[05:48] ---
    "Peaceful color..."
[05:49] ---
    "Powerless color."
[05:51] ---
    "I beg you to give them more time."
[05:54] ---
    "Rarest of colors."
[06:00] ---
    I'm alive?
[06:03] ---
    What is this?
[06:04] ---
    I used a healing spell.
[06:07] ---
    I needed an elixir to heal
    the damage the poison did.
[06:11] ---
    An elixir with powerful latena.
[06:14] ---
    An elixir?
[06:16] ---
    I used her body to make it.
[06:19] ---
    That fairy died?
[06:22] ---
    Yes.
[06:25] ---
    The catalyst for the psychic
    bomb was a living fairy.
[06:30] ---
    She knew that, it seems.
[06:36] ---
    And she sacrificed her life to save me.
[07:07] ---
    Kei Matoba, thank you for everything.
[07:09] ---
    Um, well... You too.
[07:13] ---
    I may be returning home in shame
    instead of dying with honor,
[07:16] ---
    but I learned that there are
    some good warriors on Earth.
[07:20] ---
    Oh, you forgot something.
[07:24] ---
    That's...
[07:25] ---
    I got it back from O'Neill.
[07:27] ---
    It's expensive, right?
    Too expensive to give to a tour guide.
[07:31] ---
    But...
[07:32] ---
    Just take it.
[07:42] ---
    Bye.
[07:43] ---
    Bye.
[07:45] ---
    Farewell, gallant doreany soldier!
[08:29] ---
    Kuroi, I'm home.
[08:39] ---
    Amazing! Two three pointers in a row!
[08:43] ---
    What is this?
[08:45] ---
    A sports show.
[08:46] ---
    No idea what the rules are.
[08:48] ---
    No, you! You!
[08:50] ---
    What are you doing here?
[08:51] ---
    Oh, that?
[08:54] ---
    I changed my mind.
[08:56] ---
    We're not sure that Zelada's really dead.
[08:59] ---
    And this city is filled with villains.
[09:01] ---
    I figured there's more I can do.
[09:04] ---
    What?
[09:10] ---
    You're being treated as a detective?
[09:12] ---
    And working in my department?
[09:14] ---
    Yup.
[09:15] ---
    So I'll be staying here for a while.
[09:17] ---
    Any questions, partner?
[09:21] ---
    Part... ner?
[09:31] ---
    Tomorrow's gonna be an early morning.
    Time for bed.
[09:34] ---
    Got it.
[09:36] ---
    Goodnight, Kei.
[09:38] ---
    "Night, Tilarna."
[09:46] ---
    This is the police! Open up!
[09:47] ---
    Shit! It's the cops!
[09:49] ---
    Who tipped them off?!
[09:51] ---
    Go! Go! Go!
[10:10] ---
    Make the slightest move and you're dead.
[10:33] ---
    Got it.
[10:35] ---
    Matoba! Exedilica! Get over here!
[10:38] ---
    Now!
[10:44] ---
    Chief Zimmer, is there a problem--
[10:46] ---
    Matoba, they tell me you chopped off
    one of the gang member's arms.
[10:49] ---
    It wasn't me! It was her--
[10:51] ---
    Quiet! I don't care who it was.
[10:54] ---
    You two are a pair.
[10:55] ---
    If that alien there rapes a 100-year-old man...
[10:58] ---
    ...it'd be the same as if you did it!
[11:01] ---
    I'd be calling you a pervert
    for the rest of your life!
[11:03] ---
    --That's not--
    --Don't worry.
[11:05] ---
    I'm a fair boss.
[11:06] ---
    So if your shit spills out of the toilet bowl,
[11:09] ---
    I'll make the alien there
    clean it up with her tongue!
[11:12] ---
    We clear?
[11:14] ---
    Yes, sir.
[11:15] ---
    So, why did you chop off the guy's arm?
[11:19] ---
    His lawyer's gonna be overjoyed.
[11:21] ---
    It wasn't an arm. It was a finger.
[11:23] ---
    And Inspector Zimmer...
[11:25] ---
    Don't call me an alien.
[11:27] ---
    That's racist!
[11:28] ---
    Oh, is it?
[11:31] ---
    I'll keep that in mind.
[11:34] ---
    You know Gardner down at
    the prosecutor's office, right?
[11:37] ---
    I'll talk to him, but I need a report
    on my desk by 9:00 AM tomorrow!
[11:42] ---
    Don't even be a minute late!
[11:44] ---
    Uh... roger.
[11:46] ---
    That goes for you too, alien!
[11:48] ---
    Ask Matoba how to write it!
[11:51] ---
    He's pretty brutal.
    So that's Roth's successor, huh?
[11:56] ---
    Why is he yelling at me?
    I was carrying out justice!
[12:00] ---
    You went too far.
[12:02] ---
    It's because you let your guard down!
[12:04] ---
    It's your fault!
[12:05] ---
    I didn't ask for your help.
[12:09] ---
    I don't know how you can even say that.
[12:11] ---
    Would it kill you to say, "thank you"?
[12:14] ---
    --In the name of the great god Kizenya...
    --Kei!
[12:17] ---
    Over here!
[12:19] ---
    We're being called.
    You can pray next week.
[12:25] ---
    He's such a jerk!
[12:28] ---
    That hurt! What was that for?
[12:30] ---
    Shut up!
[12:32] ---
    Stop it! You're embarrassing me!
[12:34] ---
    Rakebye!
[12:35] ---
    Why are you flirting with her?
[12:37] ---
    I am not.
[12:39] ---
    Did something happen?
[12:40] ---
    We don't know.
[12:42] ---
    This garage belongs to the guys we just cuffed.
[12:55] ---
    A coffin?
[12:58] ---
    It's a little too strange for that.
[13:00] ---
    Does it belong to a Semanian?
[13:02] ---
    I don't know.
[13:03] ---
    I've seen these letters in an old book.
[13:06] ---
    Moon... Forbidden... Blood.
[13:10] ---
    That's all I can read.
[13:12] ---
    What's inside?
[13:13] ---
    What if it's some valuable work of art?
[13:15] ---
    We need to be careful with it.
[13:16] ---
    Who gives a shit? Smash it open.
[13:24] ---
    Is that...
[13:26] ---
    ...a mummy?
[13:28] ---
    It looks like a princess or something to me.
[13:41] ---
    I can't be sure, but it looks
    like a Semanian woman.
[13:45] ---
    Of course it is.
[13:46] ---
    It's a mummy in Semanian clothes,
    found in a Semanian coffin.
[13:52] ---
    They have a different number of teeth.
[13:54] ---
    Humans have 32 teeth.
[13:56] ---
    But Semanians have 28.
[14:04] ---
    I'll give her an autopsy if you want, I guess,
[14:06] ---
    but we deal in fresh corpses, not mummies.
[14:08] ---
    You'd be better off giving her to
    an archaeologist, don't you think?
[14:13] ---
    We can send her to a lab when you're done.
[14:15] ---
    Time of death. Age. Cause of death.
[14:17] ---
    I want to know all of that tonight.
[14:20] ---
    Kei, I've been on the clock since this morning.
[14:24] ---
    What a coincidence! Me too.
[14:28] ---
    You're such a jerk.
[14:30] ---
    I agree.
[14:31] ---
    Right?
[14:32] ---
    I'm amazed you decided
    to stay here and work with him.
[14:35] ---
    I think it was temporary insanity.
[14:37] ---
    I deeply regret it now.
[14:40] ---
    I know, right?
[14:41] ---
    He's cold and mean.
[14:42] ---
    But once in a while, he's nice
    and it catches you off guard!
[14:45] ---
    Make sure you don't let him fool you.
[14:47] ---
    I don't really understand,
    but I'll remember that.
[14:50] ---
    Hey.
[14:51] ---
    You wouldn't believe what
    happened the first day we met.
[14:54] ---
    He brings me the body of
    some gang member he just killed,
[14:57] ---
    and then do you know what he says?
[14:59] ---
    "Don't steal the change out of his pockets"!
[15:01] ---
    I know what you mean!
[15:02] ---
    I saved his life today, and he said
    he didn't ask for my help!
[15:06] ---
    Next time something happens,
    I'm just going to let him die.
[15:09] ---
    Smart.
[15:10] ---
    When he dies, why don't we dissect him together?
[15:13] ---
    We can slit open his stomach and take a selfie!
[15:19] ---
    I love it, Bozah Epps!
[15:21] ---
    Make sure you invite me.
[15:23] ---
    Call me Cecil, Miss Exedilica.
[15:25] ---
    Cecil, you can call me Tilarna, too!
[15:30] ---
    You're sure getting friendly fast.
[15:32] ---
    Dr. Epps, the results of the lab test are in.
[15:36] ---
    There's nothing wrong with
    being friendly with our clients,
[15:39] ---
    but don't forget to do your job.
[15:41] ---
    Okay. I'll be right there.
[15:47] ---
    What's his problem?
[15:50] ---
    He's your apprentice, right?
[15:51] ---
    My assistant.
[15:53] ---
    He doesn't like me.
[15:55] ---
    It might be the other way around.
    He may have a crush on you.
[15:59] ---
    Oh, are you worried?
[16:02] ---
    Quiet.
[16:03] ---
    I'll wait to hear from you, then.
[16:11] ---
    I'm a little worried.
[16:13] ---
    Bodies like that aren't something
    to be touched lightly.
[16:16] ---
    If you're worried about bacteria, don't be.
    Cecil's a pro.
[16:20] ---
    No. The spirits of the deceased
    are drawn to corpses.
[16:23] ---
    It's best not to touch them.
[16:25] ---
    That's not an option. She's evidence.
[16:28] ---
    And she might belong to some noble somewhere.
[16:34] ---
    Anyway...
[16:37] ---
    Are you close to Cecil?
[16:39] ---
    I explained this before, didn't I?
[16:42] ---
    That "ex" word, was it?
[16:44] ---
    It wasn't in the dictionary.
[16:46] ---
    Don't worry about it. We're still friends.
[16:52] ---
    Wait.
[16:53] ---
    Still? What does that mean?
[16:56] ---
    Forget it.
[17:00] ---
    I ain't talking to no cop.
[17:05] ---
    Bring me my damn lawyer.
[17:11] ---
    Villain! Start talking!
[17:16] ---
    Do you know what happens
    to criminals who defile corpses?
[17:23] ---
    Their limbs are cut off
    while they're still alive
[17:25] ---
    before they're stuffed into a barrel
    filled with poison insects
[17:27] ---
    and left there overnight,
    and then thrown into the Obiza swamp!
[17:30] ---
    If you don't want that to happen to you,
    start talking about that coffin!
[17:35] ---
    I thought you'd do that...
[17:38] ---
    A body of unknown origin,
    kept in a Semanian coffin.
[17:44] ---
    The teeth and cervical vertebrae
[17:46] ---
    suggest that she is a Semanian female.
[17:49] ---
    Simultaneous signs of desiccation and aging.
[17:52] ---
    It's a strange form of mummification
    that you don't see on Earth.
[17:56] ---
    This is an archaeological examination
    that does not require autopsy.
[18:06] ---
    Chapman!
[18:09] ---
    Chapman!
[18:12] ---
    Yes?
[18:14] ---
    Can you take a CT scan of the body?
[18:18] ---
    Sure thing.
[18:21] ---
    Right now.
[18:35] ---
    Please don't hurt me...
[18:38] ---
    We stole the coffin.
[18:41] ---
    We heard it was worth a lot, so...
[18:43] ---
    Where did you steal it? Tell me!
[18:46] ---
    Doras Derill. A graveyard in Doras Derill...
[18:50] ---
    What?
[18:55] ---
    A corpse from Doras Derill?
[18:57] ---
    What's up?
[19:00] ---
    Cecil may be in danger!
[19:02] ---
    What?
[19:03] ---
    Hurry!
[19:06] ---
    Hey!
[19:07] ---
    Shit.
[19:30] ---
    Did something happen?
[19:37] ---
    Chapman?
[19:45] ---
    What's going on?
[20:45] ---
    "Shield of law, protection of the war god."
[20:55] ---
    Cecil!
[20:58] ---
    Tilarna?
[21:03] ---
    Tilarna... The body...
[21:05] ---
    Chapman...
[21:14] ---
    Cecil, run!
[21:16] ---
    B-But...
[21:17] ---
    Hurry!
[21:26] ---
    "Vampire."
[21:35] ---
    The old language...
[21:56] ---
    Did I get her?
[23:35] ---
    "Next time"
[23:36] ---
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

Season 1

E5 - Lonesome Vampire

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[00:02] ---
    Is that...
[00:04] ---
    ...a mummy?
[00:06] ---
    It looks like a princess or something to me.
[00:22] ---
    Cecil!
[00:25] ---
    Th-The body...
[00:27] ---
    Chapman...
[00:41] ---
    Did I get her?
[00:53] ---
    Damn you...
[00:54] ---
    Tilarna!
[00:55] ---
    Get back, Kei!
[01:10] ---
    Shit!
[01:13] ---
    What the hell was that thing?
[01:16] ---
    A lauden neiven. In your language, a "vampire."
[01:21] ---
    A vampire? I thought she was
    some kind of weird pervert.
[03:02] ---
    So that shriveled-up corpse turned into
    a hot naked chick and attacked somebody?
[03:07] ---
    Not a chance. Did she just
    plump up like instant ramen?
[03:10] ---
    It wasn't a body.
[03:12] ---
    Lauden neiven possess
    terrifying regenerative powers.
[03:16] ---
    No matter how much damage their bodies take,
[03:18] ---
    they can absorb latena,
    the power humans use to live, and revive.
[03:21] ---
    I see. Vampires, huh?
[03:23] ---
    Their race was destroyed many years ago.
[03:26] ---
    But I guess one survived.
[03:29] ---
    If I'd only been more cautious,
    I would've noticed sooner.
[03:33] ---
    But I let someone die.
[03:35] ---
    You saved Cecil, right?
[03:37] ---
    But...
[03:39] ---
    Don't let it get to you.
[03:44] ---
    The more important problem
    is that the monster's still out there.
[03:49] ---
    We've got an emergency warrant out, but...
[03:51] ---
    You doreany can't possibly catch her.
[03:55] ---
    I don't know about that.
[03:57] ---
    My bullets and your sword
    seemed to hurt her just fine.
[04:00] ---
    If she gets surrounded by
    a SWAT team, that'll be that.
[04:03] ---
    SWAT?
[04:04] ---
    Those guys.
[04:07] ---
    They're athletic and have great aim.
[04:09] ---
    I don't train at all, so they're
    a lot more reliable than me.
[04:15] ---
    Accuracy doesn't matter.
[04:17] ---
    What matters is your sense of smell in combat.
[04:20] ---
    For example, why did you have a fire
    extinguisher when you ran down to save me?
[04:24] ---
    Because... I don't know.
    It just felt like the right thing to do.
[04:28] ---
    That's what I mean by sense of smell.
[04:31] ---
    You're an unpleasant man,
    but in that sense, you're worthy of respect.
[04:35] ---
    Is that a compliment?
[04:37] ---
    Idiot.
[04:38] ---
    I'm concerned about the other "bolicemen."
[04:42] ---
    I see.
[04:45] ---
    Lauden neiven are far too dangerous.
[04:51] ---
    You okay?
[04:53] ---
    Yeah. I'm getting a ride home.
[04:56] ---
    And Tilarna, thanks.
[05:04] ---
    There's been another victim.
[05:06] ---
    Where?
[05:07] ---
    Alamo Park. She killed a truck driver.
[05:10] ---
    We've got witnesses, too.
[05:12] ---
    Alamo? That's outside the cordon we set up.
[05:14] ---
    How'd she get so far?
[05:16] ---
    I called you here to find out.
[05:18] ---
    Can she move that fast
    after she got an arm cut off?
[05:22] ---
    I don't know. They're an old race.
[05:24] ---
    "I don't know" isn't good enough.
[05:27] ---
    If we don't find her,
    more people are going to die.
[05:29] ---
    How are you going to fix that?
[05:31] ---
    Well...
[05:32] ---
    That's why I was opposed to this.
[05:34] ---
    No good will come of having
    a Semanian on the force.
[05:38] ---
    Civilized society has its own set of rules,
    and this little girl can't--
[05:43] ---
    I think that's enough, Superintendent.
[05:47] ---
    People are dying while
    you're standing here bitching.
[05:50] ---
    What did you say?
[05:51] ---
    If it weren't for the girl,
    Cecil Epps would be dead,
[05:55] ---
    the vampire would've gotten out
    without anybody noticing,
[05:57] ---
    and nobody would've known
    a thing was wrong until morning.
[05:59] ---
    If anything, we're damn lucky
    it worked out the way it did.
[06:03] ---
    Inspector Zimmer, what are you--
[06:06] ---
    And Exedilica works for me, damn it!
[06:09] ---
    You got a problem with her,
    you come to me first, kid!
[06:16] ---
    Let's go.
[06:19] ---
    I didn't see that coming.
[06:20] ---
    He's just a snot-nosed kid.
[06:22] ---
    He used to piss himself all the time
    when he was a new recruit for the LA Police.
[06:26] ---
    What, you got a problem, too?
[06:28] ---
    Nope. Not at all.
[06:30] ---
    Then don't let every damn thing
    surprise you like that, idiot.
[06:35] ---
    Aye aye, sir.
[06:38] ---
    Matoba, how would you find her?
[06:41] ---
    We can assume the vampire doesn't
    know anything about Earth society.
[06:44] ---
    She can't do anything fancy to escape.
[06:46] ---
    A K-9 unit would be the way to go.
[06:48] ---
    The police dogs are already out there.
[06:51] ---
    We've got one right here.
[06:58] ---
    So she killed the guy while he was driving,
    and the truck crashed?
[07:03] ---
    Maybe she's an idiot?
[07:05] ---
    I don't know.
[07:07] ---
    It's possible she didn't attack the witnesses
[07:10] ---
    because she deliberately wanted them alive.
[07:13] ---
    Let's ask.
[07:15] ---
    Her arms? She had both of them.
[07:18] ---
    She regenerated them, then.
[07:20] ---
    She got out of the truck and looked at us,
    but then she ran that way.
[07:26] ---
    Was she naked?
[07:29] ---
    I couldn't tell...
[07:32] ---
    It felt like she was wearing
    a black evening dress, but...
[07:36] ---
    But it had, like, a haze around it,
    and kept shimmering... It was like...
[07:40] ---
    Like flames?
[07:41] ---
    Yeah. Like black flames burning.
[07:45] ---
    That's "Vau e Deie."
[07:47] ---
    "Vau e"...?
[07:52] ---
    What's that?
[07:54] ---
    One of the basic illusion spells.
[07:56] ---
    It can also serve as clothing.
[07:58] ---
    Which means she's got enough
    of her power back to use magic.
[08:03] ---
    Can you use this Va... Vau...
[08:07] ---
    Vau e Deie. And yes, I can.
[08:12] ---
    Let me see it.
[08:13] ---
    No. You can't use it
    when you're wearing clothes.
[08:17] ---
    And it disappears immediately
    if you lose concentration.
[08:20] ---
    I see.
[08:26] ---
    Don't imagine it.
[08:27] ---
    I am not.
[08:29] ---
    No, I could tell you were by your face!
[08:31] ---
    I know you're doing it!
[08:32] ---
    What gives a person of lowly birth like you
[08:36] ---
    --the right to look at me naked?
[08:37] ---
    --Shut up.
    --the right to look at me naked?
[08:39] ---
    We need to deal with the vampire.
    Where'd she go?
[08:42] ---
    Oh, yeah. Let me see...
[09:05] ---
    That building.
[09:06] ---
    The shopping mall.
[09:09] ---
    I think she's in there.
[09:11] ---
    That's the opposite of the way
    the witnesses said she went.
[09:14] ---
    And the police dogs, too.
[09:15] ---
    But from that building,
    you can overlook this area.
[09:19] ---
    So she left the body for us to find
    in order to see how the cops would react.
[09:27] ---
    Yes. Now that she's filled her belly,
[09:30] ---
    what she wants most of all
    is information about this city.
[09:33] ---
    She probably thinks she can escape
    from most people who'd try to surround her...
[09:38] ---
    I see. You're smart.
[09:41] ---
    Was that sarcasm?
[09:42] ---
    Nope. I'm impressed.
[09:45] ---
    No, you were insulting me.
    I could tell from your voice.
[09:48] ---
    You're a nasty guy.
[09:49] ---
    It's true! I...
[09:52] ---
    Forget it. Anyway, we're off to the mall.
[09:57] ---
    That's right. I want as many men
    down here as you can give me.
[10:00] ---
    But make sure nobody's alone for an instant.
[10:04] ---
    And if you find her, don't try to catch her.
[10:08] ---
    Kei.
[10:09] ---
    Give me a second.
[10:12] ---
    I can smell the vampire's latena.
[10:15] ---
    She went inside from here.
[10:17] ---
    Got it.
[10:19] ---
    Nothing on the security system, it looks like.
[10:22] ---
    She didn't trip the lasers.
[10:25] ---
    You sure?
[10:26] ---
    Can she see lasers, you think?
[10:28] ---
    We'll go after her.
[10:30] ---
    If you find something, call me.
[10:42] ---
    Well?
[10:43] ---
    She's close.
    I can't tell what direction, though.
[10:47] ---
    Ambush?
[10:48] ---
    Possibly. Stay sharp.
[10:54] ---
    You're in the way.
[10:58] ---
    No, you're in the way!
[11:01] ---
    It's stronger.
[11:02] ---
    What is?
[11:04] ---
    Her presence. Be careful.
[11:07] ---
    Careful of what?
[11:10] ---
    Kei!
[11:23] ---
    Kei!
[11:28] ---
    Damn you!
[11:38] ---
    Kei! Kei!
[11:41] ---
    Wake up, Kei!
[11:44] ---
    Why don't you give him a kiss, Tony?
[11:46] ---
    It might wake him up.
[11:48] ---
    Alex, that's sexual harassment.
[11:51] ---
    For you or him?
[11:54] ---
    He woke up!
[12:00] ---
    Tony... Godnov... What are you doing here?
[12:05] ---
    We lost touch with you, so we came to save you!
[12:08] ---
    And we saw you floating in the fountain...
[12:11] ---
    Where's Tilarna?
[12:12] ---
    Not here. What happened?
[12:15] ---
    She was taken...
[12:17] ---
    That goddamn vampire...
[12:22] ---
    I'll get her for this.
[12:25] ---
    You fell from up there?
[12:27] ---
    I'm amazed you're still alive.
[12:29] ---
    Got a smoke?
[12:31] ---
    Nope. I don't smoke.
[12:33] ---
    I'm amazed you're still alive.
[12:44] ---
    You're awake, young swordswoman?
[12:49] ---
    Vampire.
[12:51] ---
    Why have you not killed me?
[12:54] ---
    I have questions for you.
[12:56] ---
    What is this place?
[12:59] ---
    Such strange letters.
[13:01] ---
    How do you read them?
[13:03] ---
    San-Tirysei? No, San-Teresa.
[13:09] ---
    I see. So this is another world, isn't it?
[13:15] ---
    They call it "Earth."
[13:18] ---
    So the greater gate spoken of
    in the Book of Niba manifested?
[13:23] ---
    The Book of Niba?
[13:26] ---
    An old legend.
[13:29] ---
    Now then...
[13:34] ---
    Such a noble scent.
    Your blood must taste delicious.
[13:39] ---
    Monster!
[13:40] ---
    Oh?
[13:42] ---
    You killed innocent people!
    That's what a beast does!
[13:47] ---
    You don't seem to understand what hunger is.
[13:51] ---
    If only we had time...
[13:58] ---
    Tch. It seems we've been interrupted.
[14:02] ---
    Tilarna!
[14:03] ---
    Kei!
[14:05] ---
    Don't resist!
[14:07] ---
    Hands up!
[14:08] ---
    No! She's invincible right now!
[14:10] ---
    Fascinating. How many of you should I eat?
[14:20] ---
    I can't see her!
[14:21] ---
    Get them out of here! She'll kill them all!
[14:27] ---
    What?
[14:28] ---
    We can see her. This'll work.
[14:36] ---
    Keep shooting! She's just like a bear!
[14:38] ---
    Extremely tough...
[14:50] ---
    Shit. She got away again.
[14:52] ---
    Tilarna, you okay?
[14:54] ---
    I'm fine.
[14:57] ---
    Then let's follow her. Come with me.
[15:00] ---
    What are you doing? Hurry!
[15:02] ---
    I know that! Don't yell at me!
[15:06] ---
    Dummy.
[15:43] ---
    Such terrifying weapons...
[15:46] ---
    Who are they?
[15:50] ---
    This isn't just some other world.
[15:56] ---
    Am I in hell?
[16:00] ---
    You'll find a grate up ahead.
[16:04] ---
    Use it to escape underground.
[16:08] ---
    A spell?
[16:09] ---
    Hurry.
[16:15] ---
    Why the hell can't we find her?
[16:17] ---
    We've searched every inch of this damn mall!
[16:20] ---
    So maybe she's not in the mall.
[16:23] ---
    There's a subway 500 meters to the south.
[16:27] ---
    And it's connected to the
    mall's ventilation system.
[16:30] ---
    An air duct, huh?
[16:32] ---
    It's faster to go around
    to the East Plaza Station
[16:35] ---
    and ambush her than try to go after her.
[16:37] ---
    I'll send you the location.
[16:40] ---
    Let's go.
[16:43] ---
    Damn it, I've been running all the time lately!
[16:45] ---
    It's gonna make me a healthy man.
[16:47] ---
    Sounds great to me.
[16:49] ---
    You won't have to ride in those awful cars.
[16:55] ---
    I can smell her.
[16:57] ---
    I think she's close!
[16:59] ---
    So we were right, huh?
    I don't know if that's good luck or bad.
[17:07] ---
    Kei.
[17:08] ---
    What?
[17:09] ---
    I want to capture that
    vampire alive if possible.
[17:13] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[17:14] ---
    You saw how strong she is!
[17:16] ---
    We can't hold back on her!
[17:18] ---
    That's why I said "if possible."
[17:21] ---
    Did talking to her make you sympathetic?
[17:24] ---
    You take pity on her for having to run
    around in a town she's never seen before?
[17:28] ---
    Well...
[17:30] ---
    Don't forget. She's killed two people already.
[17:33] ---
    I know that.
[17:35] ---
    She almost killed Cecil, too.
[17:37] ---
    I know that!
[17:38] ---
    There's just something I want to ask her!
[17:52] ---
    It's so cold...
[18:05] ---
    An honor to meet you,
    descendant of the old blood.
[18:13] ---
    A wizard?
[18:15] ---
    Indeed. I apologize for being so forward.
[18:19] ---
    What do you hope to gain by saving me?
[18:21] ---
    Tell me what it is you desire.
[18:23] ---
    The Book of Niba.
[18:25] ---
    Oh?
[18:27] ---
    I thought you might know something
    about such an ancient book...
[18:34] ---
    I understand now.
[18:36] ---
    Were you the one who had me brought here?
[18:39] ---
    Not at all. I wish merely to help you.
[18:43] ---
    I need no help.
[18:46] ---
    Begone.
[18:48] ---
    But with your current strength,
    you'll be hard-pressed to escape.
[18:53] ---
    Do you hear?
[18:57] ---
    Those two...
[19:00] ---
    My, my. They take their jobs very seriously.
[19:03] ---
    You know them?
[19:05] ---
    A little. Now, hurry.
[19:08] ---
    I will have this man guide you.
[19:16] ---
    Shocking... I'm disappointed,
    bearer of the old blood.
[19:25] ---
    I died long ago in an ancient war.
[19:28] ---
    This is just a brief dream before the end.
[19:32] ---
    And so...
[19:38] ---
    Another body.
[19:40] ---
    A worker? No, but...
[19:42] ---
    Damn you!
[19:42] ---
    Wait! Sheesh...
[19:50] ---
    She's in the way.
[19:57] ---
    Got her!
[20:10] ---
    She's so damn tough!
[20:21] ---
    Is that even possible?
[20:30] ---
    Shit... This is not good!
[20:34] ---
    Get off! Do you want to die here with me?
[20:38] ---
    No man has ever survived
    three battles with me.
[20:44] ---
    I see. Perhaps you were the warrior
    spoken of in the prophecy.
[20:51] ---
    Now suffer.
[21:08] ---
    Is she... dead?
[21:10] ---
    Looks like it.
[21:12] ---
    She was smashed to pieces, so...
[21:19] ---
    More importantly, Kei,
[21:21] ---
    I haven't heard any thank-yous from the man
[21:23] ---
    who should've been smashed to pieces, too.
[21:27] ---
    I didn't ask for your help.
[21:28] ---
    That again?
[21:30] ---
    What is wrong with you? For one thing--
[21:32] ---
    Thanks...
[21:35] ---
    ...is a word you'll never hear me say.
[21:38] ---
    Now let's call for backup.
[21:43] ---
    Next time I'm not saving you!
    Not a chance in hell!
[21:46] ---
    No matter what!
[21:49] ---
    Fine!
[21:51] ---
    Anyway, we need to start on those reports...
[21:57] ---
    People who get to rest in a coffin
    when the sun comes up sure have it easy...
[23:36] ---
    "Next Time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

Season 1

E6 - Need For Speed

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[00:12] ---
    Tilarna!
[00:16] ---
    What's your problem?
[00:20] ---
    Kei, what's wrong with Kuroi?
[00:22] ---
    You let her in, didn't you?
    You know I'm allergic to cats!
[00:25] ---
    Okay, let me ask you then.
    Are you having trouble breathing?
[00:33] ---
    You don't have that "allergy" anymore.
[00:37] ---
    When you were at death's door on that roof,
[00:39] ---
    I had extra elixir so I fixed it for you.
[00:42] ---
    You fixed it?
[00:43] ---
    No, wait. That case was over a month ago!
[00:47] ---
    It was, yes.
[00:48] ---
    You never told me?
[00:50] ---
    When I was wearing a mask every night!
[00:54] ---
    It was pretty funny to watch.
[01:05] ---
    You told me it was fine last week!
[01:09] ---
    The consulate's vouched for her.
[01:12] ---
    Hang on. That's racial discrimination.
[01:15] ---
    Are you listening?
[01:28] ---
    Who were you talking to?
[01:30] ---
    A real estate agent.
[01:31] ---
    I'm looking for a place for you.
[01:34] ---
    I'm more than happy with the one I've got now.
[01:37] ---
    Well, I'm not happy! You freeloader!
[01:40] ---
    I'm doing this for your sake--
[01:49] ---
    All emergency vehicles.
[01:50] ---
    Signal 32. A vehicle fled
    after being stopped by police.
[01:54] ---
    It's a white truck. One Semanian male.
[01:56] ---
    Code 3, head to the scene immediately.
[01:59] ---
    Hey...
[02:00] ---
    He's gonna pay for that!
[03:37] ---
    No more! Just kill me!
[03:39] ---
    The window's right there!
    Jump out if you want to!
[03:55] ---
    Yes!
[03:59] ---
    Watch the car.
[04:06] ---
    He's not here.
[04:08] ---
    Shit.
[04:20] ---
    Can you move this car?
[04:22] ---
    Sergeant Kei Matoba.
    With the Special Vice Squad.
[04:25] ---
    Hello there.
[04:26] ---
    Man, you sure made a mess.
[04:28] ---
    Where's the perp?
[04:29] ---
    He split.
[04:30] ---
    What is all this?
[04:32] ---
    Porn.
[04:34] ---
    Supposedly it was stolen from some warehouse...
[04:37] ---
    And it's all porn magazines?
[04:39] ---
    Legal porn.
[04:41] ---
    Nothing about it seems especially strange.
[04:46] ---
    Oh, but this one's pretty hardcore.
[04:47] ---
    Which one?
[04:48] ---
    This one.
[04:49] ---
    No, that's normal.
[04:51] ---
    You think?
[04:53] ---
    But you could never ask
    your girlfriend to do this.
[04:56] ---
    You've got a boring girlfriend.
[04:57] ---
    I do not. She's normal!
[05:00] ---
    --No, she's definitely boring.
    --Kei!
[05:03] ---
    Um... What's up?
[05:05] ---
    They told me to move it, so I moved it.
[05:08] ---
    Move what?
[05:10] ---
    The car.
[05:12] ---
    You can drive?
[05:13] ---
    I've been practicing in secret.
[05:16] ---
    If you just want to move it a little, it's easy--
[05:19] ---
    Hey!
[05:21] ---
    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[05:32] ---
    Doreany machines sure do burn!
[05:36] ---
    Can you two guess what I'm feeling right now?
[05:42] ---
    You look like you feel sick.
[05:44] ---
    I'm pissed! Do you know why?
[05:47] ---
    Because you're a pair of
    dumbass wannabe cowboys!
[05:50] ---
    I've been getting complaints all day
    thanks to your little car chase stunt!
[05:53] ---
    And not only that, they're telling me
    we have to take the case!
[05:55] ---
    Now I have to spend resources
[05:56] ---
    to investigate a bunch of porn that
    could only turn on a middle school kid!
[06:00] ---
    Do you understand my anger?
[06:02] ---
    Do you?
[06:04] ---
    Well? Tell me?
[06:06] ---
    Then what happens to my car?
[06:09] ---
    I kept asking for a car for undercover missions,
    and you kept ignoring me!
[06:14] ---
    So I had to use my own damn car!
[06:17] ---
    And look what happened!
[06:18] ---
    You paired me up with this alien,
[06:21] ---
    and then I took my eyes off her for a second...
[06:23] ---
    And she... she left me!
[06:27] ---
    Matoba?
[06:29] ---
    She was such a good car!
[06:31] ---
    She was a great partner,
    always there for me when things got rough!
[06:35] ---
    And now... and now...
[06:38] ---
    Don't get so down.
[06:39] ---
    Shut up! You wrecked her, you alien!
[06:44] ---
    That's racist, Kei.
[06:46] ---
    Take that back now, or--
[06:47] ---
    Or you'll what?
[06:49] ---
    Kill me too?
[06:50] ---
    Fine, kill me! Just like you killed her!
[06:53] ---
    Throw me in front of a truck!
[06:55] ---
    Then you'll be satisfied right? You murderer!
[06:59] ---
    Matoba, calm down!
[07:01] ---
    I'm sorry! So don't cry!
[07:03] ---
    I'm not crying!
[07:04] ---
    You pretty much are!
[07:06] ---
    I'll try to find you a new car, so calm down!
[07:10] ---
    Really?
[07:11] ---
    There's a police auction coming up!
[07:13] ---
    If there's a good car,
    I'll see if I can't get it for you!
[07:17] ---
    That's what I wanted to hear, Chief!
[07:20] ---
    It's so wonderful when you've got a good boss!
[07:24] ---
    You're like a little kid begging for a toy.
[07:27] ---
    Anyway, you're in charge
    of this porn theft case!
[07:31] ---
    It's dumb as hell, but a crime's a crime!
[07:34] ---
    You can ask someone for help if you want.
[07:36] ---
    And Exedilica.
[07:38] ---
    Go get a damn license.
[07:40] ---
    License?
[07:41] ---
    Yeah. A driver's license.
[07:46] ---
    Honestly, I don't know why anybody
    would give you a driver's license.
[07:49] ---
    It's like giving Jeffrey Dahmer
    a license to kill.
[07:53] ---
    Who's that?
[07:54] ---
    Google it.
[07:56] ---
    Anyway, we need to get
    started on this porn thing...
[08:01] ---
    Kei, I have a question.
[08:03] ---
    What?
[08:04] ---
    What is "porn"?
[08:12] ---
    This.
[08:18] ---
    In addition to drugs and guns,
    we also handle prostitution and porno.
[08:23] ---
    That magazine's not illegal...
[08:25] ---
    Th-This is so...
[08:27] ---
    ...indecent!
[08:28] ---
    I can't believe it!
[08:29] ---
    You really are barbarians!
[08:32] ---
    You're all crazy!
[08:34] ---
    Huh?
[08:35] ---
    Your mom and dad did this stuff!
[08:38] ---
    You're lying!
[08:40] ---
    How dare you insult my mother and father!
[08:42] ---
    That's going too far, even for you!
[08:44] ---
    My mother... my mother...
[08:47] ---
    Would never... would never...
[08:49] ---
    Fine, fine.
[08:51] ---
    Then you divided from them, like bacteria.
[08:55] ---
    I think if anything, it makes more
    sense than the alternative.
[08:59] ---
    Y-You okay?
[09:01] ---
    This... can't be...
[09:05] ---
    Come to think of it, your world doesn't
    have a lot of photographs, does it?
[09:10] ---
    I guess porn would be a big shock.
[09:15] ---
    Cammy, you busy?
[09:17] ---
    I'm not helping you look for porn.
[09:21] ---
    Jamie, I was hoping you could
    help me with something...
[09:23] ---
    Sorry, Kei, I need to turn in some paperwork.
[09:26] ---
    I see.
[09:31] ---
    Of course.
[09:33] ---
    Oh, Tony!
[09:36] ---
    You're looking as handsome as ever!
[09:38] ---
    Love the tie!
[09:40] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[09:42] ---
    I spent 30 minutes picking it out.
[09:44] ---
    That's very kind of you.
[09:46] ---
    But you know, that's kind of a creepy greeting.
[09:48] ---
    You think?
[09:49] ---
    Anyway, I was hoping I could get your help...
[09:56] ---
    Kei is the absolute worst!
[09:59] ---
    Porn magazine theft?
[10:01] ---
    Sure it's not a bunch of 12-year-olds?
[10:03] ---
    Probably intended for Leto Semani.
[10:06] ---
    If they could smuggle them there,
    they'd make a fortune.
[10:09] ---
    Most people there don't even have TVs.
[10:11] ---
    Men in every country are idiots!
[10:14] ---
    What do you want?
[10:16] ---
    We're ruled by our genitals.
[10:20] ---
    And there we go. It's from O'neill.
[10:22] ---
    That was fast.
[10:24] ---
    They're close. Hit it.
[10:30] ---
    You look upset.
[10:31] ---
    Of course I am.
[10:33] ---
    I hate being McCloud.
[10:35] ---
    It's the worst.
[10:36] ---
    I kind of like him.
[10:51] ---
    Transformation complete.
[10:53] ---
    Good luck in there, Detective McCloud.
[10:55] ---
    Shut up. Or do you need me
    to put a bullet into you?
[10:59] ---
    I'll take a photo to send to your boyfriend.
[11:01] ---
    Stop it! Hey!
[11:02] ---
    I was just kidding. We're here.
[11:08] ---
    Shut up and introduce me to this little thief.
[11:13] ---
    Detective McBee,
[11:14] ---
    or are you McCloud now?
[11:17] ---
    I did what you asked
[11:20] ---
    and checked if any of my flock
    were looking to sell some porn.
[11:24] ---
    On social networking?
[11:26] ---
    On social networking.
[11:27] ---
    People respond fast.
[11:29] ---
    See? Over there.
[11:36] ---
    Hey, who are you?
[11:38] ---
    I didn't say you could sit here!
[11:39] ---
    Stop looking over your damn shoulder.
[11:41] ---
    You're the fence.
[11:43] ---
    Give me your name.
[11:44] ---
    G-Gavin.
[11:46] ---
    I'm McCloud. That's Ivanov.
[11:49] ---
    We don't do handshakes.
[11:51] ---
    Now let's talk business.
[11:53] ---
    O-Okay.
[11:55] ---
    I'm in a hurry to sell it.
[11:56] ---
    I want proof you've got the money.
[11:58] ---
    Are you telling me you think I'm broke, kid?
[12:01] ---
    I've been in this business since
    you were sucking on your mom's tits.
[12:05] ---
    Don't get on my bad side.
[12:07] ---
    I-I'm sorry. I'm in a hurry, that's all...
[12:12] ---
    I'm a nice guy, you know.
[12:14] ---
    But my partner isn't.
[12:16] ---
    A week ago, he got in a fight
    with some moron thug,
[12:19] ---
    and ended up eating his eyeballs!
[12:21] ---
    You don't want your eyeballs eaten, do you?
[12:23] ---
    Um, sorry...
[12:27] ---
    We're here for work!
[12:29] ---
    Anyway, let's see the goods.
[12:33] ---
    This is it!
[12:35] ---
    Earth has porn everywhere!
[12:37] ---
    But our world doesn't.
    Even photos are still rare.
[12:41] ---
    So that's where we got the idea!
[12:44] ---
    A while back, some nobles there
    paid a ton for nudes of Miss July!
[12:49] ---
    Enough to buy a manor!
[12:51] ---
    I want to live a good life too, you know?
[12:54] ---
    Porn mags, huh?
[12:55] ---
    I got the biggest boner for Miss July, too.
[13:00] ---
    Really? You know her!
[13:02] ---
    Sure do!
[13:03] ---
    Those boobs were the best, huh?
[13:06] ---
    I pitched the biggest tent!
[13:11] ---
    "Miss July"? Yuck!
[13:13] ---
    That was awful!
[13:14] ---
    "Boobs"? "Boners"? I want to throw up!
[13:17] ---
    That's not what making love is about, you know?
[13:21] ---
    What's important is having two hearts connect!
[13:23] ---
    The more you hate it,
    the closer your acting gets to perfection.
[13:28] ---
    It's ironic.
[13:30] ---
    I want to quit.
[13:32] ---
    Don't say that.
[13:34] ---
    We've got our next step.
[13:37] ---
    I need some sugar.
[13:39] ---
    Head to the donut shop.
[13:41] ---
    As you wish.
[13:43] ---
    Fine. Get it set up.
[13:47] ---
    Bye.
[13:53] ---
    Let's head home.
[13:55] ---
    I'm meeting Cecil tonight.
[13:57] ---
    Cecil?
[14:02] ---
    Matoba.
[14:06] ---
    Is this...?
[14:07] ---
    It's in the parking lot. Take a look.
[14:15] ---
    Wow!
[14:21] ---
    I liked your old car better. It was cuter.
[14:28] ---
    I'm taking it for a drive.
[14:30] ---
    You're going to see Cecil, right?
[14:32] ---
    Bye!
[14:39] ---
    Okay, press the pedal down slowly.
[14:42] ---
    Okay.
[14:44] ---
    Just like that.
[14:46] ---
    Now, gentle on the brakes.
[14:48] ---
    Turn right...
[14:49] ---
    That's too far!
[14:52] ---
    Sorry!
[14:53] ---
    It's fine.
[14:55] ---
    Something bothering you?
[14:57] ---
    You could practice driving with Kei, right?
[15:00] ---
    I was a little surprised you came to me.
[15:02] ---
    It's not really bothering me...
[15:05] ---
    No, you're right.
[15:08] ---
    I heard you were a friend
    that Kei trusted, so...
[15:12] ---
    A friend he trusts, huh?
[15:14] ---
    Am I wrong?
[15:17] ---
    He and I were lovers.
[15:24] ---
    Hey!
[15:25] ---
    S-Sorry! But...
[15:28] ---
    You and Kei?
[15:30] ---
    Surprised?
[15:31] ---
    Is that what an "ex" is?
[15:35] ---
    But I didn't think I was talking
    about us as men and women...
[15:39] ---
    Yes, you're talking about work partners, right?
[15:43] ---
    Yes, that's right!
[15:45] ---
    Don't worry, then.
[15:47] ---
    If he really doesn't like someone,
    he shows them no mercy.
[15:52] ---
    Tilarna. Do you like him?
[15:55] ---
    What kind of question is that?
[15:57] ---
    Do you hate him, then?
[15:58] ---
    No, that's not true...
[16:01] ---
    But... I really don't know.
[16:04] ---
    Um... I just want him to see me as an equal.
[16:08] ---
    That's why I'm practicing driving.
[16:12] ---
    I actually feel really bad about it...
[16:14] ---
    Wrecking the car he loved...
[16:17] ---
    You two are like brother and sister.
[16:21] ---
    Brother and sister?
[16:22] ---
    A strong-willed little sister and her brother.
[16:26] ---
    Oh, yeah. That might be it.
[16:29] ---
    Don't tell him I told you this,
[16:32] ---
    but he lost his sister
[16:34] ---
    about ten years ago.
[16:37] ---
    She was a really lively girl, I heard.
[16:40] ---
    Maybe he sees some of her in you.
[16:45] ---
    He never said anything about that.
[17:03] ---
    You're late, Kei.
[17:05] ---
    Sorry, I've been riding her hard all night.
[17:08] ---
    Seriously? That's ridiculous...
[17:11] ---
    Okay, everybody!
[17:12] ---
    It's almost time for that
    gang of thieves to get here.
[17:15] ---
    I need you all to provide backup.
[17:18] ---
    How'd it go with Cecil?
[17:20] ---
    Shut up. We're on the clock.
[17:35] ---
    The target's here.
    Everybody stay on standby.
[17:40] ---
    Okay, looking good.
[17:43] ---
    Wait, wait!
[17:45] ---
    Looks like somebody betrayed somebody.
    He's agitated.
[17:48] ---
    Not good! All units, head in!
[17:50] ---
    Go! Go! Go!
[17:53] ---
    --Don't move! This is the police!
[17:55] ---
    --Shit!
    --Don't move! This is the police!
[17:56] ---
    You bastard!
[17:57] ---
    No! You'll shoot the hostage!
[18:04] ---
    They got away! Tony's in danger!
[18:05] ---
    I'm sorry, Detective!
[18:07] ---
    Shit! My eyes!
[18:09] ---
    Leave it to me.
[18:10] ---
    Tilarna?
[18:12] ---
    Come on! We're saving Tony, right?
[18:15] ---
    Wait! What are you doing?
[18:17] ---
    Let's go!
[18:19] ---
    It's in reverse! Reverse!
[18:21] ---
    This is what I meant to do!
[18:34] ---
    Wrong lane! You're in the wrong lane!
[18:41] ---
    I'm starting to get it!
[18:42] ---
    This "speed" stuff isn't bad...
[18:44] ---
    This is what it feels like to be high!
[18:47] ---
    No more! Just kill me!
[18:49] ---
    The window's right there!
    Jump out if you want to!
[18:54] ---
    Got 'em!
[18:55] ---
    No! Stop it!
[19:12] ---
    Shit!
[19:13] ---
    Hey, Tilarna...
[19:28] ---
    Tony, you okay?
[19:30] ---
    Sorry. I didn't expect trouble like this.
[19:35] ---
    It's fine. Just relax a bit.
[19:38] ---
    Now then...
[19:41] ---
    Fortunately, nobody died.
[19:43] ---
    But never drive like that again.
[19:46] ---
    But I was useful!
[19:47] ---
    That was "useful"? Don't be ridi--
[19:49] ---
    Don't treat me like baggage!
[19:53] ---
    I don't just mean driving.
[19:54] ---
    I'm studying every day.
[19:57] ---
    If you won't understand that, who will?
[20:03] ---
    I'm sorry.
[20:04] ---
    I went a little too far before.
[20:06] ---
    I don't think you're useless.
[20:09] ---
    Really?
[20:10] ---
    Yeah.
[20:11] ---
    Really, really?
[20:13] ---
    Really.
[20:15] ---
    Forget about the banged-up car.
[20:17] ---
    The new one's repairable, probably.
[20:21] ---
    Once it's out of the shop,
    I'll practice with you.
[20:23] ---
    Really?
[20:24] ---
    Don't get so excited.
[20:26] ---
    But promise me that next time you'll drive safe--
[20:41] ---
    The damage seems to have gotten a bit worse.
[20:44] ---
    But it's still fixable, right?
[20:45] ---
    Like hell it's fixable, you goddamn alien!
[21:04] ---
    I'm back...
[21:07] ---
    Kuroi! Hello!
[21:11] ---
    You're finally home, huh?
[21:13] ---
    I had to deal with the
    aftermath of that car chase,
[21:16] ---
    and then got in an argument with
    the real estate guy about your new place...
[21:19] ---
    What are you doing?
[21:21] ---
    Welcoming you to my home.
    This way.
[21:29] ---
    Well?
[21:30] ---
    From now on, this is my room.
[21:33] ---
    You're the second guest I've had, after Kuroi.
[21:36] ---
    You should feel honored.
[21:39] ---
    This is my house, actually.
[21:41] ---
    Don't worry about it.
    It doesn't bother me.
[21:44] ---
    Sheesh...
[21:46] ---
    What? Are you still mad about that silly car?
[21:50] ---
    It's not sil--
[21:54] ---
    No, it's gone and it's not coming back.
[21:57] ---
    I'm not mad anymore.
[21:59] ---
    I see!
[22:00] ---
    Okay then!

Season 1

E7 - Girls On Ice

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[00:17] ---
    Nervous?
[00:20] ---
    Don't worry.
[00:21] ---
    All our customers are nice.
[00:23] ---
    A lot of them are perverts, though.
[00:25] ---
    Masochists, too.
[00:26] ---
    Occasionally, you'll get one that freaks you out.
[00:28] ---
    Cut it out.
[00:32] ---
    New girl, you've got a client.
[00:36] ---
    See you later.
[00:38] ---
    Good luck!
[00:43] ---
    Relax. It's Room 304, down below.
[00:54] ---
    So you're Tilarna?
[00:56] ---
    Yes, I am Tilarna Elnebara.
[00:59] ---
    Do you speak Earth language?
[01:01] ---
    A little.
[01:02] ---
    Come here.
[01:07] ---
    Your socks...
[01:10] ---
    Leave your socks on.
[01:12] ---
    I prefer it that way.
[01:16] ---
    You're new, I heard?
[01:18] ---
    Yes.
[01:19] ---
    Don't worry.
    There's nothing to be nervous about.
[01:24] ---
    What?
[01:27] ---
    Christ.
[01:32] ---
    This is the police. You're under arrest!
[01:36] ---
    Wait! This is some kind of mistake.
[01:38] ---
    I just...
[01:39] ---
    You just happened to find yourself
    in the room of a high-priced brothel?
[01:44] ---
    Yeah, right.
[01:46] ---
    You sure as hell don't look like the pizza guy.
[01:49] ---
    You must've gotten the wrong room!
[01:51] ---
    Listen to me.
[01:53] ---
    Sure, we'll listen to you.
[01:54] ---
    Once we get down to the station,
    you can talk all you like.
[01:57] ---
    It's closing time.
    Get ready to go home, miss.
[02:01] ---
    I didn't lay a finger on her! It's true!
[02:04] ---
    Take him in, boys.
[02:05] ---
    --This way!
    --Hey, get off me!
[02:06] ---
    Now then...
[02:08] ---
    Oww! What do you want?
[02:10] ---
    You're late! He touched my hair!
[02:14] ---
    --Idiot! Dummy! Rakebye!
    --Knock it off!
[02:16] ---
    We got the info on the club, so who cares?
[02:19] ---
    I care! If you were five seconds later,
    I would've killed him!
[02:23] ---
    Don't let the judge hear that, okay?
[02:25] ---
    Hey, his stuff's still here.
[02:29] ---
    Let me see...
[02:30] ---
    Cole Mozeleemay.
[02:33] ---
    I'm pretty sure I've seen him somewhere...
[02:36] ---
    You finally noticed?
[02:39] ---
    Mayoral candidate... A politician?
[02:42] ---
    You sometimes see him on the news.
[02:45] ---
    Well, what do you know?
[04:21] ---
    Mr. Mozeleemay, is it true that
    you were using a dating club?
[04:24] ---
    Some of the staff there
    were reported to be minors...
[04:27] ---
    Will you be dropping out of the mayoral race?
[04:32] ---
    I'll be putting the date of my official
    press conference on my blog shortly.
[04:36] ---
    I've spent years dealing with issues
    involving Semanians and poverty.
[04:39] ---
    And I'm sure that many
    of you are confused by
[04:41] ---
    the baseless allegations that
    have been levied against me.
[04:43] ---
    But I'll do everything I can
    to stand up to this abuse of power.
[04:47] ---
    That is all!
[04:55] ---
    Marla, I...
[04:59] ---
    It's okay, honey.
[05:01] ---
    I know you're innocent.
[05:05] ---
    It must've been some mistake
    that you ended up there.
[05:09] ---
    Some evil person who didn't
    want you to be mayor set you up.
[05:14] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:15] ---
    Let's fight this together, okay?
[05:19] ---
    Don't touch me.
[05:21] ---
    ...many of you are confused by
[05:23] ---
    the baseless allegations that
    have been levied against me.
[05:25] ---
    But I'll do everything I can
    to stand up to this abuse of power.
[05:29] ---
    --I can't believe it!
    --Yeah.
[05:30] ---
    Listen to the crap he's spewing.
[05:33] ---
    I bet even your sword couldn't
    cut through that bullshit.
[05:36] ---
    After what he almost did to me...
[05:39] ---
    Shameless!
[05:40] ---
    It just shows you that the
    legal battle's already begun.
[05:43] ---
    It's gonna be hilarious
    when you're on the stand.
[05:46] ---
    Um... "Leave your socks on,"
    was that it?
[05:51] ---
    It's not funny! It's not funny!
[05:54] ---
    All powerful people are like that.
    If you get mad at each and every one of them,
[05:58] ---
    you'll waste your whole life.
[06:00] ---
    You should be getting more upset!
[06:02] ---
    Should I?
[06:03] ---
    I don't want to see his face.
[06:06] ---
    I'll wait for you in the car.
[06:11] ---
    Hey, Tilarna.
[06:14] ---
    It's me, Zoey. Did you forget me?
[06:19] ---
    No, you just seemed different...
[06:22] ---
    This is how I am, usually.
    You got arrested too, right?
[06:25] ---
    Did they let you go?
[06:26] ---
    I guess...
[06:28] ---
    I had somebody post bail for me.
[06:34] ---
    Well, whatever.
[06:36] ---
    Look what they gave me.
[06:38] ---
    A tracker?
[06:39] ---
    If you wear this, they give you
    a discount on your bail.
[06:43] ---
    Anyway, are you free?
[06:49] ---
    I guess...
[06:58] ---
    I didn't think you were going
    to ask me to help you move.
[07:00] ---
    This is a huge help!
[07:02] ---
    They kicked me out and I didn't know what to do.
[07:05] ---
    A lot of the movers around here
    can't be trusted...
[07:08] ---
    It's gonna fall! You're gonna hit something!
[07:13] ---
    I'm sorry I just disappeared.
[07:15] ---
    Something came up.
[07:17] ---
    No! I'm not mad at you!
[07:20] ---
    I'm hanging up.
[07:28] ---
    Who was that?
[07:30] ---
    My mom... or something like that.
[07:33] ---
    Here, this is your thank-you.
[07:36] ---
    Just this?
[07:38] ---
    You want this too?
[07:39] ---
    No.
[07:40] ---
    Anyway, did you find a place to stay?
[07:42] ---
    Yup.
[07:44] ---
    Let's go.
[07:56] ---
    You can see the ocean!
[07:59] ---
    You can give me the review later.
    Help me move this stuff!
[08:02] ---
    That can wait! Take a look!
[08:05] ---
    This is your move!
[08:07] ---
    What do you mean it can wait?
[08:09] ---
    You're so serious, Tilarna.
[08:18] ---
    What is that thing?
[08:22] ---
    It's a camera. Haven't you heard of it?
[08:24] ---
    I've heard of it.
[08:27] ---
    Did you take these?
[08:28] ---
    Yes. They're my work.
[08:32] ---
    Beautiful...
[08:34] ---
    Thank you.
[08:36] ---
    --Even if you're just being nice, I appreciate it.
    --No.
[08:38] ---
    I don't understand the technology, but...
[08:41] ---
    The people of this town... I don't know.
[08:45] ---
    They feel like they're alive.
[08:47] ---
    Inside this square frame...
[08:54] ---
    You're making me blush!
[08:56] ---
    Is your real job a photographer?
[08:58] ---
    No way! It's just a hobby!
[09:00] ---
    I'm hoping I can open
    an exhibition someday, though.
[09:04] ---
    If you do, I'm going to come see it, okay?
[09:08] ---
    Oh, you want one?
[09:11] ---
    Really?
[09:12] ---
    As a thank-you.
[09:14] ---
    I need to give you something
    more than a burrito.
[09:17] ---
    But I can't choose...
[09:25] ---
    Not one of these. I'll take one for you.
[09:29] ---
    It'll take some time, but I promise I'll do it!
[09:34] ---
    --Just 100 dollars!
    --What?
[09:36] ---
    I was just kidding!
[09:42] ---
    Assistant Prosecutor Gardner!
[09:44] ---
    Sergeant Matoba.
[09:46] ---
    Where's Exedilica?
[09:48] ---
    Oh, she's on patrol.
[09:51] ---
    Patrol?
[09:52] ---
    Want me to call her?
[09:53] ---
    No, this is nothing interesting.
[09:56] ---
    Just brief her later.
[09:59] ---
    It's about Mozeleemay.
    His lawyer's pitching a fit to the media.
[10:04] ---
    The police roughed him up. Set him up.
[10:07] ---
    That always happens. What's the problem?
[10:10] ---
    There isn't one. We just need to tell him
    we've got the recording from his arrest,
[10:13] ---
    and he'll shut up.
    The conversation your partner recorded,
[10:16] ---
    with the, uh...
[10:17] ---
    --The socks?
    --That's right.
[10:22] ---
    Video alone isn't enough proof these days.
[10:25] ---
    What about the date club's
    customer list and their financials?
[10:30] ---
    Unfortunately,
[10:32] ---
    they've been really careful with their
    use of encoding and cryptocurrencies.
[10:35] ---
    We don't have enough to convince a judge yet.
[10:38] ---
    Mozeleemay doesn't know
    that yet, though, does he?
[10:42] ---
    Bluff.
[10:44] ---
    That's the plan.
[10:45] ---
    We push hard and he'll give in.
[10:48] ---
    We may be able to get information
    on some of his connections.
[10:51] ---
    Sounds good.
[10:52] ---
    We're the only ones with
    the data from the date club.
[10:56] ---
    You're sure, right?
[10:59] ---
    Yeah, that should be right.
[11:01] ---
    Okay, I'll keep that in mind
    when I'm going forward.
[11:21] ---
    Perfect timing.
[11:22] ---
    Who was that?
[11:24] ---
    Zoey. From the date club.
[11:26] ---
    The sex worker, huh?
[11:28] ---
    She's quitting, she says.
    So we became friends.
[11:31] ---
    Friends? We're cops.
[11:35] ---
    Don't worry.
[11:36] ---
    She thinks I'm some rich girl
    who ran away from home.
[11:41] ---
    Fine. Don't meet with her again.
[11:43] ---
    What?
[11:44] ---
    I told you not to see her again.
    Mozeleemay's trial's coming up.
[11:48] ---
    That Zoey girl might end up
    on the stand, you know?
[11:53] ---
    What's the problem?
[11:54] ---
    She'll think you betrayed her.
[11:57] ---
    She may get mad and refuse to testify.
[11:59] ---
    That's... I'm a Knight of Mirvor.
[12:03] ---
    If I tell her about my desire for justice,
    I'm sure she'll understand.
[12:07] ---
    Ridiculous. You think she'll be so
    impressed she'll drop to her knees?
[12:13] ---
    Listen to me, Tilarna. Don't get involved
    with the people you're investigating.
[12:17] ---
    --But...
    --You can't be friends with them.
[12:20] ---
    You live in different worlds.
[12:21] ---
    Different worlds?
    Then what about you and me?
[12:25] ---
    That's... something different.
[12:27] ---
    It's not different! It's not different at all!
[12:32] ---
    I can't accept that.
[12:51] ---
    Isn't it expensive?
[12:53] ---
    The rent here.
[12:55] ---
    It's got a great view.
[12:56] ---
    I guess.
[12:58] ---
    Are you going back to your old job?
[12:59] ---
    What about you?
[13:01] ---
    I...
[13:02] ---
    You should quit for good.
[13:04] ---
    Your parents are rich,
    and you ran away from home, right?
[13:08] ---
    I'm not blaming you.
[13:10] ---
    I know you want to have your adventures.
    I like adventuring too, you know.
[13:19] ---
    Not getting enough sleep?
[13:21] ---
    No, I...
[13:22] ---
    You're hanging out with Zoey, right?
    You're coming home late every night.
[13:27] ---
    --Knock it off...
    --Are you my mom?
[13:30] ---
    --Huh?
    --It's what you always say.
[13:33] ---
    I don't want lectures.
[13:35] ---
    Listen...
[13:38] ---
    Gardner?
[13:39] ---
    We've got a problem.
[13:41] ---
    The San-Teresa police
    responded to the leak by...
[13:45] ---
    What the hell is going on?
[13:47] ---
    No way to know yet.
[13:49] ---
    Most of the names on the list
    that's going around are fake.
[13:52] ---
    But some of them aren't.
[13:53] ---
    That's why it's bad.
[13:55] ---
    So Mozeleemay becomes one
    of the supposedly fake victims?
[13:58] ---
    The preliminary hearing is coming up.
[14:00] ---
    And the judge isn't going to like this at all.
[14:03] ---
    We may not be able to prosecute at all!
[14:05] ---
    So he won't face punishment at all?
[14:07] ---
    Relax.
[14:08] ---
    All we need to do is find
    where the list came from.
[14:11] ---
    But...
[14:13] ---
    So we keep working, then?
[14:14] ---
    Yes. Let's find them.
[14:25] ---
    Nobody's following you, right?
[14:27] ---
    No idea. You're the one who
    wanted to meet in person, right?
[14:38] ---
    Your information was good.
[14:40] ---
    Then give me the rest of the money.
[14:44] ---
    What?
[14:45] ---
    I want the rest of the information.
[14:47] ---
    That customer list is incomplete.
[14:49] ---
    That's going cost you another 20,000.
[14:51] ---
    It's right here. Look for yourself.
[14:54] ---
    You're all ready, huh?
[14:57] ---
    There seems to be more than there should be.
[15:01] ---
    You know why.
[15:02] ---
    Why?
[15:03] ---
    You came because you wanted it, right?
[15:07] ---
    Stop it, Mr. Mozeleemay.
[15:10] ---
    If you just wanted to make a deal,
    you could've done it online.
[15:13] ---
    Let me guess. You couldn't forget me, could you?
[15:18] ---
    That was business. And I quit.
[15:21] ---
    Then why not get back into it?
[15:24] ---
    I can satisfy you. I was a good customer.
[15:27] ---
    Right? Right?
[15:30] ---
    Look.
[15:34] ---
    You're far too careless.
[15:36] ---
    Give me that!
[15:37] ---
    Go ahead and delete it. This one's on the house.
[15:40] ---
    You bitch... How dare you?
[15:42] ---
    I'm being nice, actually.
[15:44] ---
    Why not be a little more careful?
[15:47] ---
    --Get out!
    --Sure.
[15:48] ---
    Oh, I'll send you the data you want.
[15:51] ---
    Get out!
[15:55] ---
    Pleasure doing business!
[16:03] ---
    Got it.
[16:04] ---
    Take care of that too, then.
[16:08] ---
    Another dead end.
[16:10] ---
    I'm starting to think that
    Mozeleemay's side may not
[16:13] ---
    have access to our info at all.
[16:15] ---
    Kei...
[16:17] ---
    Could it be one of the workers at that club?
[16:21] ---
    One of the sex workers had
    a copy of the customer list?
[16:23] ---
    I don't know. If they were that smart,
    they'd probably be at another job.
[16:28] ---
    About that. Can I say something?
[16:33] ---
    What's up?
[16:34] ---
    I was looking at the drives
    of the PCs we confiscated.
[16:37] ---
    Oh, copies of them, specifically.
[16:39] ---
    I know that. So?
[16:41] ---
    I was able to restore the logs off the webcams.
[16:43] ---
    It shows photos of everybody who accessed
    the customer list before we got it.
[16:47] ---
    Most of the time it's the owner
    and her suits, but...
[16:50] ---
    Looks like one of the girls
    accessed it several times.
[16:53] ---
    Her.
[16:56] ---
    Zoey!
[17:06] ---
    We won't be able to prosecute at this rate.
[17:08] ---
    We need to convince a judge
    as to what's real and what's fake.
[17:14] ---
    At a minimum, we need to convince
    them that it's not a leak from the police
[17:17] ---
    or the prosecutor's office.
[17:19] ---
    I have an idea. Buy me time.
[17:23] ---
    You okay?
[17:24] ---
    With what?
[17:26] ---
    I can talk to her if you want.
[17:28] ---
    No. I should talk to her, I think.
[17:32] ---
    Okay.
[17:36] ---
    Zoey?
[17:39] ---
    Zoey?
[17:57] ---
    Wow! Don't move a muscle!
[18:00] ---
    What are you doing?
[18:02] ---
    That's my line!
[18:04] ---
    What's that krehg for?
[18:06] ---
    Anyway... remember what
    I promised you? It's ready.
[18:10] ---
    Zoey, we need to talk.
[18:13] ---
    I wasn't sure which to give you.
[18:16] ---
    In the end, I just gave you
    the most obvious choice.
[18:17] ---
    Zoey!
[18:18] ---
    What?
[18:20] ---
    The customer data from the dating club.
[18:22] ---
    You sold it to Mozeleemay, didn't you?
[18:24] ---
    What are you talking about?
[18:26] ---
    Don't lie to me. I already know the answer.
[18:30] ---
    You a cop?
[18:34] ---
    You are, aren't you?
[18:36] ---
    I didn't mean to lie to you.
[18:38] ---
    You disgust me.
[18:40] ---
    It was a coincidence.
[18:42] ---
    I...
[18:58] ---
    I'll go after them.
[19:00] ---
    You stay with her!
[19:01] ---
    But...
[19:02] ---
    Just stay with her!
[19:11] ---
    Stop! This is the police!
[19:14] ---
    I thought you were a friend!
[19:18] ---
    So did I!
[19:20] ---
    You said you were quitting!
[19:22] ---
    What would a rich girl like you know?
[19:27] ---
    Do you have any idea how hard it is
    to go straight in this town?
[19:32] ---
    Zoey!
[19:40] ---
    I've got nothing to be ashamed of.
[19:43] ---
    Zoey, hang in there...
[19:45] ---
    I didn't do anything...
[19:49] ---
    Zoey!
[19:55] ---
    Who hired you?
[19:57] ---
    Tell me!
[20:02] ---
    Shit!
[20:18] ---
    It's me.
[20:20] ---
    I see.
[20:23] ---
    Got it.
[20:25] ---
    Our informant was shot. She's badly injured.
[20:28] ---
    I see...
[20:29] ---
    If she dies, I may be able to get away with it.
[20:32] ---
    They won't be able--
[20:35] ---
    Don't tell me... It was you?
[20:38] ---
    What are you talking about?
[20:44] ---
    Don't think about a thing.
[20:46] ---
    That's for the best.
[20:54] ---
    That look on your face scares me.
[20:55] ---
    You look like you're about to go beat
    the shit out of Mozeleemay right now.
[20:59] ---
    He sent an assassin after her.
[21:01] ---
    Got evidence?
[21:03] ---
    No. But it has to be him.
[21:07] ---
    If that was good enough, we never would have--
[21:10] ---
    Is that your people's "justice"?
[21:12] ---
    I can't just let him get away with this!
[21:16] ---
    Zoey... Zoey...
[21:21] ---
    She was my friend!
[23:36] ---
    "Next Time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT:

Season 1

E8 - Smells Like Toon Spirits

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    All units, stay put.
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    We grab him when he flips off the engine.
[00:17] ---
    Once in a while, O'Neill's tips
    actually come in handy.
[00:20] ---
    I'm tired of waiting, Kei.
[00:22] ---
    Let's finish this up and go home.
[00:24] ---
    We're not here on a shopping trip.
    This isn't that easy.
[00:27] ---
    Shopping is a lot harder than this.
[00:29] ---
    Doreany shops have far too many things for sale.
[00:32] ---
    You've been here four months.
[00:34] ---
    Get used to it already, country girl.
[00:37] ---
    Country girl?
[00:38] ---
    My Narma is a major city, you know.
[00:41] ---
    Just shut up--
[00:44] ---
    The target's spotted us!
    The target's spotted us!
[00:46] ---
    He's getting away!
[00:48] ---
    All units, head in!
[00:50] ---
    Grab the target!
[00:52] ---
    Can we use our guns?
[00:53] ---
    No!
[00:54] ---
    Do not use your weapons!
[00:56] ---
    Block off the runway with your cars!
[00:57] ---
    Leave it to me!
[00:59] ---
    What?
[01:00] ---
    Hey!
[01:01] ---
    Shield of law, protection of the war god!
[01:07] ---
    Stop!
[01:10] ---
    Are you trying to get yourself killed?
[01:22] ---
    Hey, what the hell were you thinking?
[01:24] ---
    Just watch.
[01:33] ---
    Behold the strength of vaifaht steel.
[01:37] ---
    Moron.
[01:39] ---
    Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
    appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
[01:44] ---
    Beyond the gate lay a strange world
    filled with fairies and monsters.
[01:49] ---
    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[01:52] ---
    This city is Earth's "front door."
[01:55] ---
    Over two million citizens
    from this other world live here.
[01:58] ---
    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[02:02] ---
    The world's newest "city of dreams."
[02:06] ---
    But in the shadows of all this chaos
    lurked countless crimes.
[02:10] ---
    Drugs. Prostitution. Weapons smuggling.
[02:13] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
[02:16] ---
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[03:58] ---
    Two hours in the mud and we didn't find the guy.
[04:02] ---
    If only a certain idiot hadn't brought
    the plane down into a swamp...
[04:06] ---
    Hey, are you referring to me?
[04:11] ---
    Is this the smuggled goods?
[04:13] ---
    It's all junk.
[04:18] ---
    What's up?
[04:19] ---
    I smell latena.
[04:22] ---
    Hey, don't touch that without permission.
[04:24] ---
    Who are you?
[04:26] ---
    Officer Hellmandes with the CBP,
    Customs and Border Protection.
[04:31] ---
    I don't need your permission.
[04:34] ---
    We're the ones running this case--
[04:35] ---
    You, the ones who let your target get away?
[04:38] ---
    We'll take over here.
[04:40] ---
    We haven't even made a list
    of what we've found yet.
[04:43] ---
    So you're refusing a request from the CBP?
[04:46] ---
    Of course not!
[04:49] ---
    It'll just take a little time.
    Give us some time.
[04:53] ---
    Do it as fast as possible.
[04:57] ---
    Who's that rude man?
[04:59] ---
    An elite investigator on his way
    to the top, I guess.
[05:04] ---
    This is part of the job.
    Take a look at it when we get home.
[05:07] ---
    You should be able to get it done tonight.
[05:16] ---
    No fair, Kei!
[05:17] ---
    I'm supposed to take a bath first today!
[05:20] ---
    It's past midnight so it's a new day!
    I'm first!
[05:23] ---
    Rakebye! That's not how it works!
[05:25] ---
    Don't you doreany always
    talk about "ladies first"?
[05:30] ---
    Are you listening, Kei?
[05:39] ---
    Night!
[05:40] ---
    Dummy.
[05:46] ---
    Oh, when you're out of the bath,
    sort through that stuff we found.
[05:49] ---
    I'm going to bed.
[05:51] ---
    You're the only one who
    can smell that stuff, right?
[05:55] ---
    And who was it who was snoring
    next to me as I drove home?
[06:00] ---
    S-Snoring? I don't...
[06:03] ---
    We need to put that stuff into the
    evidence lockers by 11:00 AM tomorrow.
[06:07] ---
    Got it? Goodnight!
[06:53] ---
    Kei is a rude boor!
    Everything he does and says makes me so mad!
[06:58] ---
    Don't you think so too?
[07:01] ---
    Right?
[07:02] ---
    He doesn't know how to treat a lady.
[07:07] ---
    You're a lady too, so I believe
    you understand my frustration, but...
[07:16] ---
    I thought I smelled strong latena.
[07:20] ---
    Hey, Kuroi! That's bad manners!
[07:23] ---
    Kuroi, you're being a bad girl. Get off--
[07:27] ---
    Hey! Wait! Kuroi!
[07:34] ---
    Oww!
[07:45] ---
    What's this?
[08:04] ---
    Kei...
[08:15] ---
    Kuroi, it's too early in the morning...
[08:22] ---
    What the heck?
[08:27] ---
    Are you still asleep? Your bed is downstairs!
[08:32] ---
    Kei!
[08:38] ---
    Tilarna? Hello?
[08:44] ---
    Knock it off--
[08:55] ---
    Wh-What is going on?
[08:57] ---
    K-Kuroi!
[09:05] ---
    You too? What is going on?
[09:09] ---
    We're late!
[09:11] ---
    Hey, Tilarna! We need to get going!
[09:21] ---
    What are you doing?
[09:27] ---
    Are you not feeling well?
[09:32] ---
    I won't know if you don't tell me.
[09:38] ---
    I know. I know. You need food. Hang on.
[09:43] ---
    Okay, stay home today.
[09:44] ---
    I'll tell the chief you've got some
    kind of special alien disease.
[09:48] ---
    Get some sleep, okay?
[09:57] ---
    Oh, right! The garbage!
[10:06] ---
    She left all this out? Jeez.
[10:12] ---
    Kuroi, take care of Tilarna. Be a good girl.
[10:26] ---
    This is terrible...
[10:28] ---
    That bow had a mildey of Moz Nel Valva on it...
[10:39] ---
    She got on top of Kei
    wearing practically nothing!
[10:43] ---
    She's like an animal!
[10:50] ---
    Calm down. That's right. Calm down.
[10:53] ---
    First, that crossbow.
[10:55] ---
    It fell off the sofa and into
    the garbage can next to it...
[11:03] ---
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[11:07] ---
    Quenishuba...
[11:09] ---
    Quenishuba!
[11:12] ---
    Oh, no... Oh, no!
[11:25] ---
    Is she... don't tell me...
[11:30] ---
    Stop it, Kuroi!
[11:31] ---
    At least... at least take off your underwear!
[11:38] ---
    No! No! No...
[11:42] ---
    No!
[11:50] ---
    A simple raid ended up with a plane crash?
[11:53] ---
    What the hell happened?
[11:54] ---
    Just like I said.
[11:56] ---
    The local cops screwed up, and...
[11:59] ---
    Shut up!
[12:00] ---
    The Golanbiza county police were
    on the phone screaming at me!
[12:04] ---
    At midnight!
[12:06] ---
    My wife was pissed!
[12:08] ---
    Right after I spent the last few days
[12:10] ---
    eating oysters and taking zinc supplements, too!
[12:15] ---
    Chief, was it just the county police?
[12:17] ---
    What?
[12:18] ---
    The complaints you were getting.
    Nothing from the CBP?
[12:22] ---
    The CBP?
[12:24] ---
    I talked to their guy Hellmandes this morning,
[12:26] ---
    but he didn't really say anything.
[12:31] ---
    What?
[12:32] ---
    Hey! You got into some kind of fight
    with the CBP, didn't you?
[12:35] ---
    Tell me the truth, Matoba! If you did--
[12:37] ---
    Really, there was nothing! We'll talk later.
[12:40] ---
    Hey, Matoba! Wait!
[12:49] ---
    She's still asleep?
[13:02] ---
    I can't take anymore...
[13:05] ---
    I need to do something.
[13:07] ---
    First, that crossbow.
[13:09] ---
    The trash gets picked up in the afternoon.
[13:10] ---
    It should still be in the dumpster.
[13:13] ---
    But I can't get out of this locked
    room in the form of a cat!
[13:29] ---
    I need help!
[13:34] ---
    Tilarna? She almost never texts me.
[13:40] ---
    Dear Cecil. I have a serious problem.
[13:44] ---
    Please come to my home as soon
    as you can. It's an emergency!
[13:50] ---
    What happened?
[13:54] ---
    "Don't tell Kei"?
[14:01] ---
    Okay, thanks, guys.
[14:08] ---
    Who the hell is Tilarna talking to?
[14:11] ---
    Hello? Tilarna?
[14:13] ---
    I saw your text. What's going on?
[14:22] ---
    Hello, kitty! No, I want to talk to Tilarna!
[14:27] ---
    You don't understand what I'm saying, do you?
[14:31] ---
    Anyway, I'm heading over.
[14:33] ---
    Be a good girl, okay?
[14:45] ---
    Hello?
[14:46] ---
    What the hell is going on?!
[14:48] ---
    With what?
[14:49] ---
    When I was there yesterday,
    there were 28 Semanian items found!
[14:53] ---
    And now I've only got 27!
[14:55] ---
    One is missing!
[14:57] ---
    Oh, I see.
[14:59] ---
    That's strange.
[15:01] ---
    Well, it happens, right?
    Things were a mess yesterday.
[15:06] ---
    Get me the missing one now,
    before I get you arrested for embezzlement!
[15:10] ---
    Come on. It's just a minor screw-up!
[15:14] ---
    Calm the hell down.
[15:17] ---
    Well...
[15:18] ---
    Just get it to me now! Got it?
[15:22] ---
    What the hell is his problem?
[15:48] ---
    Tilarna? Are you there?
[15:50] ---
    Is she not home? Tilarna?
[16:01] ---
    Jeez...
[16:07] ---
    I'm coming inside!
[16:12] ---
    Tilarna?
[16:20] ---
    Hey! What's going on?
[16:23] ---
    You did this, didn't you?
[16:29] ---
    Are you telling me you didn't do it?
[16:33] ---
    What?
[16:37] ---
    I know this is impossible, but...
    are you Tilarna?
[16:45] ---
    No way...
[16:47] ---
    You really are...
[16:49] ---
    A mildey did this?
[16:54] ---
    You need the crossbow back?
[16:57] ---
    The tool that caused this?
[17:01] ---
    It's in the dumpster outside?
[17:05] ---
    Why would you put something so important there?
[17:09] ---
    The trash truck?
[17:10] ---
    They'll take the trash away!
[17:15] ---
    Without that bow,
    you may not be able to turn back?
[17:19] ---
    Oh, no!
[17:24] ---
    Ce... Ce!
[17:27] ---
    If you're Tilarna, then...
[17:30] ---
    Ce!
[17:32] ---
    Hey!
[17:49] ---
    Hello?
[17:50] ---
    It's me, Matoba.
[17:51] ---
    Is O'Neill in?
[17:53] ---
    I heard he was still living here.
[17:57] ---
    The boss? Just a second.
[17:59] ---
    Man, my head hurts.
[18:10] ---
    Hey, I'm coming in.
[18:19] ---
    Hey there, mister.
[18:21] ---
    Kenny, what the hell is with that outfit?
[18:24] ---
    What? I always sleep like this.
[18:29] ---
    I can't sleep without my pajamas.
[18:31] ---
    And this mess?
[18:34] ---
    There was a party last night.
[18:36] ---
    And the man on the floor?
[18:38] ---
    Um, no idea.
[18:42] ---
    Who is this guy?
[18:44] ---
    Where the hell is O'Neill?
[18:46] ---
    I can't find him...
[18:50] ---
    Last I remembered, he drank
    soda water mixed with vodka,
[18:53] ---
    ketchup, and habanero sauce,
    and was doing pelvic thrusts on the table...
[19:07] ---
    Where did you get a goat?
[19:10] ---
    I'm not sure. He wasn't here yesterday.
[19:15] ---
    What a mess.
[19:18] ---
    O'Neill isn't here.
[19:21] ---
    Maybe the goat ate him?
[19:25] ---
    That's ridiculous.
    I need him to check something for me.
[19:30] ---
    Hey, get off me!
[19:39] ---
    Did I just hear...
[19:41] ---
    Forgive me, Lord, for I am
    within your blessings...
[19:46] ---
    Where are you, O'Neill?
[19:48] ---
    It hurts to breathe... It hurts so much...
[19:51] ---
    I will drown within the flesh of your blessings
[19:54] ---
    and come to you in your kingdom...
[20:00] ---
    There you are.
[20:02] ---
    Hey, get off the man, lady.
[20:04] ---
    I'm afraid that's impossible.
[20:05] ---
    When the Virgin Mary gets like this,
    she won't wake up for at least 12 hours.
[20:09] ---
    The Virgin Mary? She's a prostitute, right?
[20:11] ---
    Yes. But that's what they call her.
[20:24] ---
    Take this.
[20:36] ---
    Mister, that was mean.
[20:39] ---
    Well, I didn't think she'd react like that.
[20:41] ---
    Shouldn't we call an ambulance?
[20:53] ---
    You're Tilarna, right?
[20:55] ---
    It's not a dream, right?
[20:58] ---
    The garbage truck! What happened to it?
[21:04] ---
    Oh, no!
[21:05] ---
    I need to chase after it!
[21:07] ---
    Are you coming too?
[21:10] ---
    Okay!
[21:14] ---
    First, let's find the garbage truck.
[21:17] ---
    It hasn't been that long,
    so it should still be close.
[21:23] ---
    What? Did you find it?
[21:33] ---
    "Lower the blinds. I won't be able
    to keep living if someone sees me."
[21:38] ---
    Jeez, we're in a hurry!
[21:57] ---
    Let's hurry!
[23:36] ---
    "Next time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

Season 1

E9 - A King Maker

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    It's not here either.
[00:06] ---
    We may not be able to find it.
[00:11] ---
    Calm down.
[00:13] ---
    I know just what to do.
[00:18] ---
    Yes, this is New Compton waste disposal.
[00:21] ---
    Hello.
[00:22] ---
    I accidentally put something
    really important in the garbage,
[00:27] ---
    and it just got picked up.
[00:30] ---
    I'm sorry to hear that.
[00:32] ---
    Goodbye.
[00:33] ---
    W-Wait!
[00:35] ---
    Is there something else?
[00:36] ---
    I told you, it's really important!
[00:39] ---
    When your garbage is picked up,
    you lose all rights to it.
[00:44] ---
    Goodbye.
[00:45] ---
    Wait, I said...
[00:46] ---
    Um, uh... I know!
[00:48] ---
    It's important evidence.
[00:51] ---
    I'm Cecil Epps, with the
    San-Teresa Metropolitan Police.
[00:55] ---
    I'm a deputy coroner.
[00:56] ---
    Um... if this evidence is lost,
    th-the investigation will...
[01:02] ---
    Um... something really bad will happen to it!
    So cooperate with the police investigation!
[02:46] ---
    Please, grant me mercy!
[02:49] ---
    Grant me salvation!
[02:51] ---
    O'Neill, I came here to ask you something!
[02:53] ---
    Look at this. It's the tip you gave me.
[02:56] ---
    I need to know more about the guy
    you said is working with the smuggler...
[03:00] ---
    The patient is in pain. Stop it.
[03:04] ---
    It's just a hangover.
[03:05] ---
    Hey! Look at this!
[03:07] ---
    Is this the guy who you saw with the smuggler?
[03:10] ---
    If I tell you, will I be able to go to heaven?
[03:15] ---
    In first class?
[03:17] ---
    Yeah. With all the expensive wine
    and cognac you can drink!
[03:21] ---
    I never want to drink another drop of alcohol!
[03:24] ---
    Answer me, you hungover asshole!
[03:27] ---
    Detective!
[03:30] ---
    He's hyperventilating!
[03:32] ---
    Mr. O'Neill!
[03:33] ---
    Calm down, Mr. O'Neill! Everything will be fine!
[03:38] ---
    Shit.
[03:40] ---
    He's gone.
[03:42] ---
    Kenny, do you know the girl O'Neill
    went on a date with a few days ago?
[03:47] ---
    She may have seen the smuggler.
[03:51] ---
    That would be the SM queen you just saw.
[03:53] ---
    The one in the kitchen.
[03:55] ---
    She had her head stuck in the fridge, right?
[03:59] ---
    Did she?
[04:01] ---
    My name is Cecil Epps.
[04:03] ---
    Well, it looks real to me.
[04:05] ---
    Not that I've never seen one.
[04:08] ---
    So, what's your address, Miss Epps?
[04:11] ---
    172 Caster Street.
[04:15] ---
    Hunter Waste Management handles that area, so...
[04:20] ---
    It's truck number 3. Right over there.
[04:23] ---
    In front of the WCT.
[04:25] ---
    WCT?
[04:27] ---
    The waste disposal terminal.
[04:29] ---
    Everything we collect is dumped in there.
[04:32] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:34] ---
    Wait! Stop! Stop!
[04:45] ---
    Stop it! Stop it!
[04:47] ---
    What?
[04:48] ---
    Oh, jeez!
[04:58] ---
    Tilarna?
[04:59] ---
    Chief, it's me. Matoba.
[05:02] ---
    About Hellmandes with the CBP...
[05:05] ---
    I just got another call from the man.
[05:07] ---
    So you did get in a fight with him.
[05:09] ---
    Just now?
[05:10] ---
    Something about you not picking up the phone,
    and whether or not you were at home.
[05:14] ---
    Hey, are you listening, Matoba?
[05:17] ---
    Which means...
[05:19] ---
    Sorry, Chief! I'll call you back!
[05:27] ---
    Cecil?
[05:29] ---
    I'm sorry, Kei...
[05:32] ---
    We need to talk about Tilarna...
[05:34] ---
    What happened?
[05:40] ---
    So Tilarna and Kuroi switched bodies?
[05:43] ---
    Okay. Magic, huh? I believe it.
[05:46] ---
    So right now it's Tilarna,
    or rather Kuroi, who's at my house?
[05:52] ---
    --That's dangerous.
    --Dangerous?
[05:54] ---
    I need to hurry. Cecil, I'll call you back.
[05:58] ---
    Wait, Kei!
[06:00] ---
    Kuroi's body, here at the dump, is...
[06:04] ---
    I tried to stop her, but...
[06:07] ---
    Don't worry about that.
[06:10] ---
    It's Tilarna, right? So I'm sure she's fine.
[06:14] ---
    Bye.
[06:15] ---
    I found it. There's the cat!
[06:20] ---
    Tilarna!
[06:23] ---
    Smell it. The smell of latena.
[06:27] ---
    Don't use your nose. Use your heart.
[06:35] ---
    There it is!
[07:04] ---
    It's over...
[07:21] ---
    Damn it...
[07:26] ---
    Give me the damn crossbow!
[07:28] ---
    My life is on the line here!
[07:33] ---
    This is...
[07:35] ---
    Thank you, God!
[07:37] ---
    Thank you, God! Thank you, God!
[07:41] ---
    You can't get out of this
    by pretending you're crazy--
[07:44] ---
    Don't touch me.
[07:45] ---
    What?
[07:50] ---
    You saw, didn't you?
[07:52] ---
    Saw what?
[07:55] ---
    I don't know what's going on here,
    but you're in for a world of pain!
[08:01] ---
    --D-Don't hurt me!
    --Shut up!
[08:04] ---
    --I just wanted to make some money...
    --I don't care!
[08:09] ---
    Mercy!
[08:10] ---
    No mercy!
[08:19] ---
    Please don't...
[08:24] ---
    You're going to die like a bug,
    with no dignity at all...
[08:30] ---
    Curses of Beyadah upon you!
[08:32] ---
    Hey, don't kill him!
[08:37] ---
    That's you, right, Tilarna?
[08:39] ---
    You're back?
[08:42] ---
    Kei?
[08:44] ---
    My life... my life...
[08:48] ---
    What a mess.
[08:49] ---
    Clean this up.
[08:51] ---
    That weird crossbow only activated
    because you were careless, right?
[08:54] ---
    Shut up!
[08:56] ---
    What's wrong with you?
[08:58] ---
    This morning I was trying
    my best to get your help,
[09:00] ---
    and you left without figuring out a thing!
[09:02] ---
    How was I supposed to know
    you'd swapped bodies with Kuroi?
[09:06] ---
    B-But...
[09:09] ---
    Having you all over me dressed like that
    first thing in the morning was freaking me out.
[09:13] ---
    I wanted to get out of there.
[09:16] ---
    It was freaking you out?
[09:18] ---
    Huh?
[09:19] ---
    No, nothing...
[09:22] ---
    So what happened to the crossbow?
[09:25] ---
    It was destroyed.
    That's why I was able to go back, I think.
[09:28] ---
    There's no way to know now, though.
[09:31] ---
    I guess that's just how it goes.
[09:33] ---
    I need to get better control of myself.
[09:35] ---
    And thanks to you,
    I didn't even get to kill that man.
[09:38] ---
    If you did, it would be mur--
[09:40] ---
    Wait...
[09:43] ---
    Did he do something to you?
[09:46] ---
    No! He definitely did not! Not a chance!
[09:49] ---
    He just saw me!
[09:51] ---
    Saw you?
[09:51] ---
    I-It's very important...
[09:55] ---
    What a pain.
[09:56] ---
    What's a pain?
[09:58] ---
    Aren't you mad?
[10:00] ---
    He saw my butt...
[10:02] ---
    No... Anyway, you should be madder!
[10:05] ---
    Why would I?
[10:06] ---
    Shut up! Get a little mad, you rakebye!
[10:09] ---
    Wait a second.
[10:11] ---
    I think I forgot something.
[10:13] ---
    Don't try and change the subject--
[10:17] ---
    Where are Kuroi and Cecil?
[10:20] ---
    I'm sorry, Tilarna...
[10:22] ---
    I couldn't help you!
[10:31] ---
    Tilarna!
[10:36] ---
    Tilarna, I'm sorry!
[10:38] ---
    I couldn't help you!
[10:40] ---
    I don't know what to say to you!
[10:53] ---
    Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
    appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
[10:58] ---
    Beyond the gate lay a strange world
    filled with fairies and monsters.
[11:04] ---
    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[11:06] ---
    This city is Earth's "front door."
[11:09] ---
    Over two million citizens
    from both worlds live here.
[11:12] ---
    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[11:16] ---
    The world's newest "city of dreams."
[11:20] ---
    But in the shadows of all this
    chaos lurked countless crimes.
[11:24] ---
    Drugs. Prostitution.
[11:26] ---
    Weapons smuggling.
[11:27] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
[11:30] ---
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[11:42] ---
    I think you overcooked it.
[11:44] ---
    Matoba, are you insulting
    the Zimmer family recipe?
[11:49] ---
    You're just burning it.
[11:51] ---
    Put it on a tray, lower the heat,
    and close the grill.
[11:55] ---
    You need to get that hot air flowing over it.
[11:58] ---
    The meat looked so good, too.
[12:01] ---
    Shut up!
[12:03] ---
    Whenever you talk about food
    or cars, you get all obsessed...
[12:06] ---
    You sound like a food snob!
[12:08] ---
    I'm not a snob!
[12:10] ---
    Every snob says that!
[12:12] ---
    And anyway, this is my home.
[12:13] ---
    This food is under my jurisdiction!
[12:16] ---
    Now quit bitching, go to the kitchen,
    and get me a beer!
[12:19] ---
    I'm the one who brought the meat
    you're ruining, and it was expensive!
[12:24] ---
    Kei, you want to join us?
    The water feels great!
[12:27] ---
    Later.
[12:29] ---
    That's a shame.
[12:31] ---
    Ignore him.
    He's pretending to be too cool for it.
[12:39] ---
    What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
[12:43] ---
    Come on, tell your daddy!
[12:49] ---
    Who took the towel off?
[12:52] ---
    Me. Was that a problem?
[12:54] ---
    I was using it as a cover.
[12:55] ---
    You need to make it dark,
    or the clams won't spit out the salt.
[12:59] ---
    They spit out the sand already, right?
[13:02] ---
    But not the salt.
[13:03] ---
    Who cares? It's not a big deal.
[13:05] ---
    It is a big deal!
[13:07] ---
    These clams are filled with salt water.
[13:09] ---
    You need them to spit it out
    or you can't eat them.
[13:11] ---
    At least... don't put much salt in.
[13:15] ---
    Or actually, don't put any in.
[13:17] ---
    You always get really annoying
    about cooking, Kei.
[13:23] ---
    You really seem like a food snob.
[13:25] ---
    I don't want my son to end up like you.
[13:27] ---
    I'm not a snob.
[13:29] ---
    All snobs say that.
[13:34] ---
    San-Teresa City. San-Teresa City...
[13:37] ---
    The mayoral election?
[13:38] ---
    It's a farce. There's nobody worth voting for.
[13:41] ---
    This Kahns guy is the best of the bunch.
[13:45] ---
    Nathan Kahns.
[13:47] ---
    He was mayor of Seattle for two terms.
    City councilman here for two years.
[13:52] ---
    He looks like a guy who no girl
    wants to date even though he's rich.
[13:56] ---
    Maybe,
[13:57] ---
    but he's had a lot of mayoral experience
    and knows what he's talking about.
[14:00] ---
    And he's a lot better than the other two.
[14:02] ---
    My wife and I are voting for this Kahns guy.
[14:07] ---
    Mozeleemay is running too, huh?
[14:10] ---
    Yeah.
[14:11] ---
    I still can't believe that
    guy's running for mayor.
[14:15] ---
    There's also the far-right candidate Tourte,
    who says the aliens should go back into space.
[14:20] ---
    What?
[14:23] ---
    Breaking news!
[14:24] ---
    --Mayoral candidate Kahns has just been shot!
    --Kahns was shot?
[14:28] ---
    Look over there!
    They just loaded him into an ambulance.
[14:30] ---
    He's not responding to anything
    his team says to him...
[14:34] ---
    Oh, God... I can't believe this is happening.
[14:37] ---
    Oh, God! Oh, God!
[14:40] ---
    The meat's done, Matoba.
[14:42] ---
    Now where's that beer?
[14:46] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:47] ---
    The news is saying...
[14:57] ---
    We're having an emergency briefing.
[14:59] ---
    A candidate for mayor was shot.
[15:05] ---
    The shooter is John Ennaji.
[15:08] ---
    A male Semanian.
[15:09] ---
    32 in Earth years.
[15:12] ---
    Single, works at a convenience store.
[15:14] ---
    No criminal record except
    for a few speeding tickets.
[15:17] ---
    Everybody who knows him
    says they can't believe it.
[15:20] ---
    No underworld connections, either.
[15:23] ---
    There's no role for the
    Special Vice Squad here, but...
[15:27] ---
    Is there a problem?
[15:29] ---
    I read your report. About Rick Fury.
[15:43] ---
    Zelada?
[15:45] ---
    We never found his body.
[15:47] ---
    It wouldn't surprise me at all
    if he was still alive.
[15:51] ---
    So is this what you're saying, Chief?
[15:54] ---
    The shooter who killed Kahns
    was controlled with magic?
[15:58] ---
    Don't just come out and say it.
[16:00] ---
    We're just covering all the bases. Got it?
[16:02] ---
    I want you and Exedilica to head to
    the coroner's office and see what you find, now.
[16:07] ---
    Now? Dressed like this?
[16:09] ---
    Yeah. Now.
[16:14] ---
    I thought it might have been
    another controlled corpse, too.
[16:18] ---
    I didn't expect Inspector Zimmer
    would pick up on it, though.
[16:21] ---
    He surprises you with
    how smart he is sometimes.
[16:25] ---
    I just wanted to go home.
[16:27] ---
    You don't want to catch the guy
    who was behind Kahns' death?
[16:32] ---
    I don't want to waste a valuable
    weekend avenging a politician.
[16:38] ---
    Kei...
[16:38] ---
    I was kidding.
[16:40] ---
    I've found myself impressed
    by Earth's democracy.
[16:45] ---
    I think a system that reflects the people's
    wishes in any way at all is a wonderful thing.
[16:50] ---
    And this shooting is a declaration
    of war against that system.
[16:55] ---
    That's a nice speech. Or it would be
    if you weren't wearing a swimsuit.
[17:00] ---
    Stop staring.
[17:02] ---
    That's why I didn't want to do this.
[17:05] ---
    I don't understand... Are they mocking us?
[17:09] ---
    Forget it.
[17:16] ---
    You in there, Cecil? I'm coming in.
[17:19] ---
    Kei? Wait!
[17:22] ---
    Who are you?
[17:25] ---
    We'll be quick.
[17:27] ---
    Man, it sure is hot today.
[17:31] ---
    The chief was right.
[17:34] ---
    He was dead, and someone manipulated
    his body into doing the murder.
[17:39] ---
    Zelada?
[17:41] ---
    I can't be sure.
[17:42] ---
    But this form of magic is particularly rare.
[17:52] ---
    What do we do now?
[17:53] ---
    We tell Chief Zimmer first.
[18:00] ---
    Damn alien.
[18:02] ---
    Hold up.
[18:04] ---
    What did you just say?
[18:07] ---
    Nothing.
[18:08] ---
    Don't lie to me.
[18:09] ---
    What did you just say when you saw her?
[18:13] ---
    I don't know...
[18:14] ---
    I heard it.
[18:15] ---
    You called her a "damn alien."
[18:18] ---
    You insulted my partner.
[18:21] ---
    What made you think that was a good idea?
[18:23] ---
    Officer Sanders...
    Sanders, Sanders, Officer Sanders...
[18:28] ---
    You want to tell me why you said that?
[18:30] ---
    I'm sorry.
[18:31] ---
    I asked you a question.
[18:33] ---
    Um, please...
[18:35] ---
    Kei, that's enough.
[18:36] ---
    Officer Sanders, I told you
    to answer my question.
[18:40] ---
    Now, do it!
[18:41] ---
    Please!
[18:42] ---
    Please forgive me...
[18:44] ---
    My family is conservative.
    We were voting for Kahns...
[18:49] ---
    And, um... after what happened today...
[18:52] ---
    The killer was... from the other world...
[18:57] ---
    So you think she killed Kahns, then.
[19:00] ---
    No.
[19:01] ---
    Then she killed your family, then.
[19:04] ---
    No.
[19:05] ---
    Christ. Do you have a reason
    to insult her, then?
[19:09] ---
    Who the hell do you think you are?
[19:11] ---
    Do you act like this towards the citizens, too?
[19:13] ---
    Kei.
[19:17] ---
    That's enough. Let's go.
[19:19] ---
    But...
[19:20] ---
    It's fine. Let's go.
[19:55] ---
    That was embarrassing.
[19:57] ---
    I wish you wouldn't do that.
[19:59] ---
    Sorry.
[20:01] ---
    But thank you.
[20:03] ---
    I didn't do it because I wanted a thank you.
[20:06] ---
    He just made me mad.
[20:09] ---
    I thought you'd say that.
[20:11] ---
    You call people "aliens" all the time, anyway.
[20:16] ---
    When I do, it's...
[20:19] ---
    It's like a joke.
[20:20] ---
    It's like when a gangster calls his
    girlfriend a bitch trying to look cool.
[20:26] ---
    But if somebody else calls her a bitch,
    he gets mad. It's like that.
[20:35] ---
    I'm not your woman.
[20:37] ---
    Of course not. It was an example. Sheesh.
[20:41] ---
    Just forget it.
[20:42] ---
    Okay, I'll let you off the hook for now.
[20:46] ---
    Thank me later, doreany.
[20:48] ---
    Quiet, alien.
[20:53] ---
    I see.
[20:54] ---
    It's probably Zelada.
[20:56] ---
    Inspector Zimmer, you were right.
[20:59] ---
    That's a shame.
[21:00] ---
    I was hoping I wasn't.
[21:02] ---
    Why?
[21:03] ---
    Because now I get to go to every
    department involved and tell them,
[21:09] ---
    "Watch out for wizards."
[21:12] ---
    That's rough.
[21:14] ---
    A Semanian shot an Earth mayoral candidate.
[21:18] ---
    This is going to be a pain.
[21:21] ---
    How?
[21:22] ---
    Ethnic strife.
[21:24] ---
    Just like you saw earlier.
[21:26] ---
    You know what I mean, right?
[21:29] ---
    Even if Zelada, a Semanian, is behind it,
[21:33] ---
    we need to figure out the truth
    as fast as possible.
[21:37] ---
    But how do we find the guy?
[21:40] ---
    It's not like you can catch
    a wizard on a security camera.
[21:46] ---
    How about we go back to
    the basics of investigating?
[21:50] ---
    What do you mean by basics?
[21:53] ---
    Motive.
[21:54] ---
    Who gains by Kahns' death?
[23:36] ---
    "Next time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

Season 1

E10 - Cock Robin, John Doe

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[00:01] ---
    That's ridiculous!
[00:03] ---
    If they don't like it, they can leave!
[00:04] ---
    Poverty and oppression are--
[00:06] ---
    Calm down for a moment.
[00:07] ---
    Let's see what the people think.
[00:09] ---
    I'm voting for Coal Mozeleemay.
    He cares about rights for Semanians.
[00:15] ---
    They say a Semanian shot Kahns!
[00:18] ---
    I'm voting for Tourte!
    I want the aliens out of here.
[00:21] ---
    I don't care who it is, as long as
    they reduce crime in San-Teresa!
[00:25] ---
    Interest in the upcoming mayoral
    elections continues to rise...
[00:29] ---
    It's what the people want!
    Every day there are more anti-Semanian protests.
[00:33] ---
    --It's violence. And it won't solve anything.
    --So this is democracy?
[00:36] ---
    --The other day, there was an unfortunate incident...
    --We're leaving.
[00:38] ---
    --But the real cause is...
    --Okay.
[00:47] ---
    Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
    appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
[00:51] ---
    Beyond the gate lay a strange world
    filled with fairies and monsters.
[00:56] ---
    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[00:59] ---
    This city is Earth's "front door."
[01:02] ---
    Over two million citizens
    from both worlds live here.
[01:05] ---
    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[01:09] ---
    The world's newest "city of dreams."
[01:13] ---
    But in the shadows of all this chaos
    lurked countless crimes.
[01:17] ---
    Drugs. Prostitution.
[01:19] ---
    Weapons smuggling.
[01:20] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
[01:23] ---
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[02:59] ---
    I see.
[03:00] ---
    Sorry, but do it.
[03:04] ---
    They can't get any info at all
    on the gun that shot Kahns.
[03:08] ---
    What do you mean?
[03:10] ---
    They should be able to guess even if it were
    smuggled or stolen. But they have nothing.
[03:17] ---
    It's a common weapon. But then...
[03:27] ---
    What an obnoxious poster.
[03:30] ---
    I'm starting to wonder if
    he's not that bad a guy.
[03:34] ---
    Are you serious?
[03:35] ---
    I'm just being sarcastic.
[03:38] ---
    We're here.
[03:52] ---
    Kei, if we meet Mozeleemay...
[03:55] ---
    Forget about Zoey for now.
[04:03] ---
    But...
[04:07] ---
    Remember why we're here today.
[04:10] ---
    Any of those "dead guys" around?
[04:14] ---
    No, it seems.
[04:16] ---
    I don't smell any latena.
[04:18] ---
    Detective Matoba?
[04:21] ---
    You're... Randall, right?
[04:23] ---
    Yup. Kevin Randall.
[04:26] ---
    It's been a while.
[04:27] ---
    He's a journalist. He interviewed me once.
[04:31] ---
    See you later, Randall. Sorry, I'm on the clock.
[04:34] ---
    They got you on the case
    of the murdered mayoral candidate?
[04:39] ---
    No comment.
[04:41] ---
    Are you Matoba's new partner?
[04:44] ---
    You look like a Semanian.
[04:47] ---
    I'm...
[04:48] ---
    No comment.
[04:53] ---
    Detective Matoba!
[04:54] ---
    I'll send you an email. Let's talk soon.
[04:57] ---
    Sure, sure.
[04:59] ---
    It's important, really.
[05:02] ---
    Read my message.
[05:05] ---
    So I told him, "Okay,
    but you have to vote for me..."
[05:09] ---
    Who's there?
[05:11] ---
    Matoba with the San-Teresa police.
[05:14] ---
    Good to see you again.
[05:17] ---
    Sorry, guys, I need some privacy.
[05:21] ---
    Okay.
[05:25] ---
    So you were a detective, huh?
[05:27] ---
    Yup.
[05:29] ---
    I'd like to talk about the mayoral race...
[05:33] ---
    I've got nothing to say.
[05:36] ---
    If you have questions,
    send an email to my staff.
[05:38] ---
    Oh, why not talk to them?
[05:41] ---
    Marla...
[05:45] ---
    You have nothing to hide.
[05:49] ---
    So act like it.
[05:51] ---
    You're the great politician who rose up
    to help Semanians in poverty.
[05:56] ---
    Now ask your questions, Detective.
[05:59] ---
    Okay, let's start with Kahns,
    the murdered candidate.
[06:04] ---
    It was...
[06:04] ---
    A terrible shame.
[06:07] ---
    Since it happened, we've been
    doing thorough checks of everyone
[06:10] ---
    who comes on to the premises.
[06:13] ---
    The rumor is that you'll get at least
    200,000 votes now that he's dead.
[06:20] ---
    Any comments on that?
[06:21] ---
    Our polling shows that Tourte
    will be getting 300,000.
[06:26] ---
    My husband is in danger of losing the election.
[06:29] ---
    We're trying to find a way
    to turn things around.
[06:32] ---
    So if Tourte bites it next,
    you won't have to worry about that.
[06:37] ---
    Detective, we're civilized people.
[06:41] ---
    If we tried to resolve
    differences of opinion with guns,
[06:43] ---
    the whole town would turn into a battlefield...
[06:46] ---
    With the power to control the dead,
    you wouldn't need weapons.
[06:50] ---
    Control the dead?
[06:52] ---
    I've heard that there are mildey like that.
[06:55] ---
    But you're aware that normal
    Semanians can't use it, right?
[07:01] ---
    Bonah Exedilica.
[07:05] ---
    I'm afraid we're out of time.
    Please leave. Right, honey?
[07:08] ---
    R-Right.
[07:13] ---
    What's your take?
[07:14] ---
    I was reminded of the fact that
    Coal Mozeleemay is no leader.
[07:19] ---
    Yeah. His wife's got him by the balls.
[07:23] ---
    --If anything...
    --You felt it too?
[07:25] ---
    Marla Mozeleemay.
[07:27] ---
    She stinks worse than her perfume.
[07:29] ---
    Then Zoey was also...
[07:31] ---
    Calm down. Right now we want more info.
[07:35] ---
    I'd like to talk to Tourte too.
[07:42] ---
    Wait! We need to figure out
    what's going on first.
[07:48] ---
    San-Teresa police. Help us out.
[07:50] ---
    Detectives? Um...
[07:53] ---
    Who was shot?
[07:54] ---
    M-Mr. Mozeleemay.
[07:56] ---
    The opening speech just concluded
    and he got on the stage.
[07:59] ---
    Look.
[08:15] ---
    Can you follow the perp?
[08:17] ---
    W-We're trying.
[08:19] ---
    But I don't know whether
    we can ID him with our AI...
[08:23] ---
    I used his clothing and body size
    to run a search,
[08:26] ---
    but there are 91 candidates. No, 92.
[08:29] ---
    Walking speed.
[08:31] ---
    Eliminate anybody moving over 10 kmph.
[08:33] ---
    Or anybody who pushed
    the person in front of them.
[08:35] ---
    At times like this, assassins don't run.
[08:38] ---
    They try to blend in with the fleeing crowds.
[08:41] ---
    We're down to 31.
[08:43] ---
    Now try the number of times they turn around.
[08:46] ---
    Eliminate anyone who turns
    around three times in ten seconds.
[08:50] ---
    Seventeen.
[08:51] ---
    Excited people open their mouths.
    Eliminate them too.
[08:55] ---
    We're down to three.
[08:57] ---
    Let me see them.
[09:05] ---
    Where's this guy?
[09:07] ---
    In the north side lobby on the first floor.
    He may have already fled outside...
[09:14] ---
    --Where's the north side lobby?
    --That way!
[09:16] ---
    Shield of law, protection of the war god.
[09:23] ---
    This is a dangerous area!
    Follow instructions and...
[09:26] ---
    This is the police! Make way!
[09:29] ---
    Calm down!
[09:31] ---
    Hey!
[09:33] ---
    Water. Sand. Water. Light.
[09:35] ---
    Ripples of scent.
[09:37] ---
    Remnants of color.
[09:38] ---
    Water. Sand. Water. Light.
[09:40] ---
    Ripples of scent.
[09:41] ---
    Remnants of color.
[09:48] ---
    There, Kei!
[09:51] ---
    You in the black suit, stop!
[09:53] ---
    Hands above your head, nice and slow--
[09:55] ---
    Kei, shoot!
[09:58] ---
    Shit!
[10:00] ---
    Kizenya!
[10:08] ---
    Damn it all!
[10:15] ---
    Kei, let's follow him!
[10:26] ---
    Damn it... Something's...
[10:36] ---
    --Let me borrow your car!
    --I-I don't have any money!
[10:39] ---
    No, I'm with the police!
[10:41] ---
    I'm borrowing your car!
[10:42] ---
    Please don't crash it...
[10:47] ---
    Thank you for your cooperation!
[10:55] ---
    Tilarna Exedilica's current location.
[11:08] ---
    V-21 to HQ!
[11:11] ---
    I am in pursuit of the suspect
    who shot Coal Mozeleemay,
[11:14] ---
    in the vicinity of New Compton.
[11:17] ---
    Suspect is a Semanian male, approximately 5'9".
[11:21] ---
    Wearing a black suit. Suspect is armed.
[11:24] ---
    Roger. Sending nearby cars as backup.
[11:27] ---
    Hurry, please!
[11:41] ---
    There!
[12:05] ---
    Don't move!
[12:43] ---
    Curses of Beyadah upon you!
[12:45] ---
    Don't!
[12:50] ---
    Kei, why did you stop me?
[12:51] ---
    'Cause you were about
    to commit a murder. Cool it.
[12:55] ---
    More fundamental rights?
[12:57] ---
    I'm asking you to do your best.
[12:59] ---
    Even if it ends up with a bad result.
[13:03] ---
    I'll remember that.
[13:05] ---
    But...
[13:10] ---
    Do you honestly expect him
    to tell us who's behind this?
[13:14] ---
    Any last words? I'll listen.
[13:19] ---
    Oh, Leeze...
[13:20] ---
    What?
[13:22] ---
    I thank you.
[13:27] ---
    What?
[13:29] ---
    What's going on?
[13:31] ---
    Mildina zarhf.
[13:32] ---
    What?
[13:33] ---
    Transformation magic.
[13:35] ---
    It seems to have worn off partway through.
[13:37] ---
    I noticed when I was chasing him.
[13:40] ---
    This guy's from Earth!
[13:42] ---
    Yeah. And a warrior.
[13:45] ---
    He was using mildey of his
    own free will as he fought me.
[13:49] ---
    Zelada's puppets couldn't do that.
[13:54] ---
    A human... using magic?
[13:57] ---
    Elbaji learned human science just fine.
[14:01] ---
    Which means the reverse is probably possible.
[14:03] ---
    Yeah.
[14:07] ---
    Let me see that.
[14:09] ---
    It smells of latena.
[14:12] ---
    Don't touch the trigger.
[14:16] ---
    Take out the bullets.
[14:18] ---
    It's evidence, you know. Don't tell anyone.
[14:22] ---
    Spin. Spin. Spin.
[14:24] ---
    In the name of the god of the forge.
[14:27] ---
    Spin. Spin. Now, spin.
[14:30] ---
    What the hell?
[14:36] ---
    What is this?
[14:38] ---
    Vaifaht steel.
[14:40] ---
    Vaifaht...?
[14:43] ---
    In the name of the god of the forge.
[14:45] ---
    Spin. Spin. Now, spin.
[14:49] ---
    The gunpowder, too?
[14:51] ---
    Sheesh... Vaifaht steel is holy.
[14:54] ---
    It shouldn't be used for such ridiculous things.
[14:59] ---
    So that's how he got a gun through
    a heavily secured entrance, huh?
[15:05] ---
    The techniques used were extremely fine.
[15:07] ---
    The greatest vaifaht blacksmiths
    in my country couldn't make this.
[15:12] ---
    Turn it back.
[15:14] ---
    But...
[15:16] ---
    Just do it, for now.
[15:20] ---
    Got it.
[15:22] ---
    Spin. Spin. Spin.
[15:24] ---
    In the name of the god of the forge.
[15:26] ---
    Spin. Spin. Now, spin.
[15:29] ---
    One more thing.
[15:31] ---
    The last word he said, "Leeze" --
[15:34] ---
    Hold it right there.
[15:36] ---
    Don't move. This is the FBI.
[15:39] ---
    That's pretty bossy.
    Is that how you treat a fellow cop?
[15:49] ---
    I don't consider morons who
    kill their suspects "fellow cops."
[15:54] ---
    Hey, what are you doing--
[15:56] ---
    This case is under our jurisdiction.
[15:59] ---
    So get your city cop ass out of here.
[16:02] ---
    Thanks.
[16:14] ---
    You're late.
[16:26] ---
    You kept your mouth shut, right?
[16:29] ---
    Kei, shouldn't you be saying
    something to me first?
[16:34] ---
    You seem upset.
[16:36] ---
    You're not?
[16:39] ---
    I'm regretting my life choices.
[16:40] ---
    When Coal was shot, I should've pretended
    I was deaf and just gone and got lunch.
[16:46] ---
    Pathetic. And you call yourself
    a representative of justice?
[16:49] ---
    That's enough.
[16:51] ---
    Both of you, I want reports on my desk.
[16:53] ---
    By 1900 tonight.
[16:55] ---
    So, are we off the case?
[16:58] ---
    Not a chance.
[17:00] ---
    I'm not letting you run off
    and do it on your own.
[17:03] ---
    They got the body,
    but we have the face photo you took.
[17:07] ---
    It's not the best clue, but it's a clue.
[17:09] ---
    I did good work, didn't I?
[17:11] ---
    That wasn't a compliment.
[17:12] ---
    If only you'd done a better job
    of cornering the suspect...
[17:16] ---
    Right, right.
[17:17] ---
    Inspector, that was impossible!
[17:21] ---
    Our opponent was a dangerous
    warrior who could use mildey too!
[17:25] ---
    The mere fact that he didn't escape...
[17:27] ---
    Right, right.
[17:31] ---
    Coal Mozeleemay's dead.
[17:33] ---
    The EMTs got him to Patterson Hospital,
    and he just passed away there.
[17:37] ---
    What a mess.
[17:39] ---
    The commissioner's getting ready
    for a press conference.
[17:43] ---
    If you're curious, go see your ex later.
[17:46] ---
    She's probably surrounded by a bunch of VIPs
[17:48] ---
    and telling them the size
    of the guy's ass again.
[17:51] ---
    I'll pass.
[17:53] ---
    We're heading back to the station, Tilarna.
[17:55] ---
    Right.
[17:56] ---
    Matoba!
[17:57] ---
    What?
[17:59] ---
    You're not hiding something, are you?
[18:03] ---
    Well... actually, we are.
[18:07] ---
    Hey.
[18:09] ---
    But I don't want to say it here.
[18:11] ---
    I'll tell you in the office.
[18:17] ---
    It's extremely difficult to explain
[18:19] ---
    to an Earthling what exactly vaifaht steel is.
[18:23] ---
    The closest thing you have
    is what you just explained to me,
[18:25] ---
    the shape memory alloys.
[18:28] ---
    But it changes its form in response
    to latena, not temperature.
[18:32] ---
    Magic metal?
[18:35] ---
    Ridiculous. Totally ridiculous.
[18:37] ---
    Calm down, please.
[18:39] ---
    Vaifaht steel is extracted from certain trees,
[18:43] ---
    and at the start of the process
    has a cotton-like shape.
[18:45] ---
    It's turned into thin, strong stands...
[18:49] ---
    I get it. You weave it, like cloth.
[18:52] ---
    Correct.
[18:53] ---
    It's woven into cloth with a special loom.
[18:56] ---
    At this point, the final shape of
    the item you're making is decided.
[18:59] ---
    Sometimes it's art, but... usually it's weapons.
[19:06] ---
    O gods of war and the forge.
[19:09] ---
    Bring peace and protect me.
[19:14] ---
    Wow!
[19:15] ---
    Um... the mass itself doesn't change, right?
[19:20] ---
    O gods of the forge and war.
[19:22] ---
    Bring peace and make me beautiful.
[19:25] ---
    As a fellow coworker, I'll give you
    the special privilege of touching it.
[19:32] ---
    It's heavy!
[19:34] ---
    Vaifaht steel weapons are woven
    by specially trained Lahge craftsmen.
[19:39] ---
    No two are alike.
[19:43] ---
    I'm amazed you don't get stiff
    shoulders wearing this all the time.
[19:46] ---
    It's because I train daily.
[19:48] ---
    Maybe that's why you stopped growing.
[19:53] ---
    So what I'm hearing is that
    vaifaht steel items are difficult to make.
[20:00] ---
    Correct. Creating something filled
    with precision parts, like a gun,
[20:05] ---
    would be impossible even for the Lahge.
[20:11] ---
    That gun is a hybrid of Earth
    and Semanian technology, then.
[20:16] ---
    Is it possible that one of these Lahge guys
    is working with someone from Earth?
[20:23] ---
    Well...
[20:25] ---
    It's possible.
[20:26] ---
    Without the help of someone
    who knows Earth technology,
[20:30] ---
    you probably couldn't make something like that.
[20:35] ---
    Okay, we know what to do, then.
[20:38] ---
    Get to work on the investigation. Dismissed.
[20:43] ---
    Oh, Matoba.
[20:44] ---
    Yeah?
[20:46] ---
    Go visit Tourte tomorrow.
[20:49] ---
    I got permission for an interview.
[21:01] ---
    I'm not sure what you want me to say.
[21:04] ---
    No, I don't know.
[21:07] ---
    I don't know. I'm hanging up.
[21:09] ---
    Who was that?
[21:10] ---
    An officer from precinct 14.
[21:12] ---
    They got a complaint from
    the owner of that three-wheeler.
[21:17] ---
    They said he was very mad.
[21:20] ---
    What do we do?
[21:21] ---
    L-Let's ignore it.
[21:25] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:29] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:33] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:37] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:41] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:45] ---
    --Go home! Go home! ET go home!
    --I don't want any trouble, okay?
[21:48] ---
    --Go home! Go home! ET go home!
    --Ignore them.
[21:49] ---
    --Go home! Go home! ET go home!
    --I know.
[21:53] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:57] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[23:36] ---
    "Next time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT:

Season 1

E11 - Transitional Crises

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[00:11] ---
    Domingo Tourte.
[00:12] ---
    Got his start in boxing or
    competitive yachting or something,
[00:15] ---
    and then became a successful entrepreneur.
[00:17] ---
    And from there he's spent
    about ten years in politics, I think.
[00:20] ---
    What's he like?
[00:22] ---
    With Kahns and Mozeleemay dead,
    he's the last major candidate, right?
[00:27] ---
    Your typical right-winger.
[00:29] ---
    His extremist comments get bashed in the
    media a lot, but some of the citizens love him.
[00:35] ---
    Why?
[00:36] ---
    'Cause he's easy to understand.
[02:11] ---
    A Semanian cop?
[02:13] ---
    Now I've seen everything.
[02:15] ---
    Is she even capable of
    understanding Earth law?
[02:19] ---
    I know the 15th Amendment.
[02:21] ---
    Yeah, I've heard that one a bunch of times.
[02:24] ---
    Who killed Kahns? A Semanian.
[02:27] ---
    They don't understand Earth's rules.
[02:30] ---
    That's why they turn to crime
    or work for below-poverty wages,
[02:33] ---
    stealing jobs and money
    from hardworking Earthlings.
[02:37] ---
    They think the city's theirs, now.
[02:41] ---
    The city that we Earthlings built.
[02:45] ---
    This land originally belonged to the Semanians.
[02:48] ---
    Nope.
[02:49] ---
    This is Earth.
    An island in the Pacific on Earth.
[02:52] ---
    You can have the seawater and
    fish that got sent from our world to yours.
[02:56] ---
    Shameless! Is that another of your Earth rules?
[03:00] ---
    Cut it out, Tilarna.
[03:01] ---
    Listen, little girl.
[03:03] ---
    The government's been providing
    financial compensation to the Semanians
[03:06] ---
    who originally lived here.
[03:09] ---
    We even created a system
    to allow you to return home.
[03:11] ---
    But you don't.
[03:13] ---
    None of you ever go home.
[03:15] ---
    And why?
[03:16] ---
    It's because you like Earth civilization.
[03:19] ---
    You want to reap the benefits
    of Earth's advanced civilization
[03:22] ---
    so that you can live life on easy street.
[03:24] ---
    Lies!
[03:24] ---
    No, truth.
[03:26] ---
    My opinion is exceedingly simple.
[03:29] ---
    Have your fun while you're here.
    But obey our rules,
[03:32] ---
    and if you don't like it, then leave.
[03:34] ---
    That's all.
[03:37] ---
    Is anything I said wrong?
[03:40] ---
    But... but...
[03:44] ---
    I'm sorry, Mr. Tourte.
[03:46] ---
    I think she's learned some
    things from what you said.
[03:49] ---
    I hope so.
[03:51] ---
    Dom, it's time to go.
[03:55] ---
    Can I ask one last thing?
[03:57] ---
    Sure, as long as it's really the last thing.
[04:00] ---
    Thank you.
[04:02] ---
    So...
[04:03] ---
    If you were to pick one of the two,
    what would you say?
[04:06] ---
    Are you an Earthling or a politician?
[04:12] ---
    That's quite a unique question,
    Detective Matoba.
[04:15] ---
    Very unique.
[04:17] ---
    Thanks. Now, please answer.
[04:20] ---
    A politician, I suppose.
[04:24] ---
    Not an Earthling?
[04:25] ---
    Correct.
[04:26] ---
    I think that even if
    I was born in the other world,
[04:30] ---
    I would've chosen the same path.
[04:35] ---
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[04:39] ---
    Disgusting.
[04:40] ---
    Domingo Tourte is just as bad
    as everybody said he was!
[04:43] ---
    And you too, Kei!
[04:45] ---
    "I think she learned something"?
[04:48] ---
    I've got nothing to learn from that guy!
[04:51] ---
    What else could I say?
[04:53] ---
    Blame the idiot who picked a fight
    with the guy we were questioning.
[04:56] ---
    I'm not an idiot.
[04:58] ---
    No, you are.
[05:00] ---
    So, did you learn anything?
[05:03] ---
    Any chance Tourte's behind all this?
[05:06] ---
    Well...
[05:09] ---
    There were no dead people around him.
[05:11] ---
    Nor any latena.
[05:15] ---
    I see.
[05:16] ---
    Kei, what was that last question about?
[05:22] ---
    Do you remember
    my last conversation with Roth?
[05:24] ---
    Before he died.
[05:26] ---
    Yeah.
[05:27] ---
    He said that it was more important to him
[05:29] ---
    that he was an Earthling
    than that he was a police officer.
[05:32] ---
    He abandoned his job as an officer because
    he was concerned about Earth's future.
[05:37] ---
    I'm sure he put a lot of
    thought into that decision.
[05:41] ---
    I was curious what Tourte
    would say to the same question.
[05:45] ---
    And you think that because he gave
    the opposite answer, he's innocent?
[05:49] ---
    I'm not going that far,
    but I do think it's good to know.
[05:54] ---
    Kei..
[05:55] ---
    What is it?
[05:57] ---
    No, nothing.
[06:15] ---
    This guy... I think it was last week?
[06:17] ---
    He reminds me of one of Lu's clients.
[06:20] ---
    Lu? Her?
[06:22] ---
    Maybe? No, I don't know.
[06:24] ---
    I only got a quick glimpse
    when she got into his car.
[06:30] ---
    No answer.
[06:31] ---
    We'll have to go ask her ourselves, then.
[06:34] ---
    Thanks, bye!
[06:36] ---
    Next time you're going to do a raid,
    give me another heads up, okay?
[06:40] ---
    A venture capital company, huh?
[06:45] ---
    But there's a ton of them.
    It'll be hard to find.
[06:49] ---
    You don't have any connections?
[06:52] ---
    I do know one guy who works
    in high-tech venture capital.
[06:56] ---
    But he's an ex from my college days.
[06:58] ---
    I-I see.
[07:00] ---
    If I got in touch with an ex,
    I think Ken would be hurt.
[07:05] ---
    Ken? Who's that?
[07:07] ---
    My current partner. The hairdresser.
[07:10] ---
    Huh? Not a dancer?
[07:12] ---
    That was the last guy.
[07:14] ---
    You change guys all the time, don't you?
[07:17] ---
    How rude!
[07:18] ---
    I always try to be serious in my relationships.
[07:20] ---
    It's this job!
[07:22] ---
    There's no regular hours,
    and it's always dangerous.
[07:26] ---
    If you use my phone, you don't have
    to worry about Ken finding out, right?
[07:31] ---
    Now get calling.
[07:35] ---
    There's a riot in Eastrock park.
[07:37] ---
    A riot?
[07:38] ---
    Some of the protesters clashed with police,
[07:41] ---
    and some guys got excited and started tearing
    down the local appliance and drug stores...
[07:46] ---
    Look at this.
[07:49] ---
    This is from ten minutes ago.
[07:50] ---
    Similar stuff's going on all over the city.
[07:54] ---
    You're right.
[07:55] ---
    Oh no. Looks like somebody died.
[07:58] ---
    A Semanian, too.
[08:03] ---
    You bitch!
[08:04] ---
    I'm sick of you!
[08:05] ---
    --Who do you think's paying for your--
    --Kill me if you want, then!
[08:08] ---
    Hey, shut up in there!
[08:10] ---
    Have your little quarrel somewhere else!
[08:13] ---
    You shut up!
[08:14] ---
    Did you tell me to shut up?
[08:15] ---
    How about I call the cops instead?
[08:20] ---
    Do whatever you wa--
[08:21] ---
    No, wait. Wait a second.
[08:27] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[08:29] ---
    Lu's co-workers?
[08:31] ---
    Leave, bitches.
[08:34] ---
    You're the one who's leaving, little-dick.
[08:38] ---
    What did you say?
[08:39] ---
    Are you deaf?
[08:41] ---
    I called you little-dick.
[08:43] ---
    A coward with a little dick; a wimp
    who can only get off by beating up women.
[08:47] ---
    You bitch!
[08:55] ---
    Time for bed.
[08:58] ---
    Cammy! Jamie!
[09:03] ---
    Thank you so much, Cammy!
[09:04] ---
    You're so strong!
[09:06] ---
    I'm super cool, aren't I?
[09:08] ---
    Yes! I want you to marry me!
[09:10] ---
    Once you're out of the business.
[09:13] ---
    So, I've got questions.
[09:15] ---
    About a client of yours from last week.
[09:18] ---
    Him. You know him?
[09:21] ---
    Yeah. I didn't get a name, though.
[09:24] ---
    What do you remember about him?
[09:26] ---
    Anything will do.
[09:27] ---
    Well... He had good manners.
[09:31] ---
    And a ton of stamina.
[09:33] ---
    He didn't say anything about himself?
[09:35] ---
    Where he's from, what he does?
[09:37] ---
    Nope.
[09:38] ---
    He was really quiet.
[09:40] ---
    Oh, and...
[09:41] ---
    He had a tattoo on his arm.
[09:44] ---
    Here.
[09:46] ---
    A bulldog with a stupid-looking cap.
[09:50] ---
    Tattoos aren't rare at all...
[09:54] ---
    He may be a Marine.
[09:56] ---
    Why?
[09:57] ---
    Bulldogs are kind of a mascot for Marines.
[10:01] ---
    And if his tattoo was below his elbow,
[10:04] ---
    he may have joined a while ago.
[10:06] ---
    Lately they got strict about the rules,
[10:08] ---
    and you can't have tattoos below
    the elbow that are visible with a t-shirt.
[10:12] ---
    Are you into military stuff?
[10:14] ---
    No, I'm just a Wikipedia addict.
[10:17] ---
    I learned about what I just said when
    I was looking up the M4 carbine for work.
[10:22] ---
    Oh, so it went "M4 carbine," then
    "American Military Weapons," then "Marines"?
[10:26] ---
    Nope.
[10:28] ---
    "M4 carbine," "American Military Weapons,"
    "Missile," "Inertial Navigation System,"
[10:32] ---
    "Laser Gyro," "Sagnac Effect,"
    "Einstein," "Gravity," "Astronomy,"
[10:36] ---
    "Solar System," "Oort Cloud," "Asteroid,"
    "Dinosaurs," "Saurischia," "Pelvis," "Fetus,"
[10:40] ---
    "Cesarean Section," "Bulldog," "Marine."
[10:57] ---
    Lately, I've started to understand something.
[11:01] ---
    It seems that I'm a very fortunate Semanian.
[11:06] ---
    Where did that come from?
[11:09] ---
    The people I come into contact with every day.
[11:12] ---
    Nobody treats me like an alien.
[11:15] ---
    Inspector Zimmer may say things,
    but he treats me fairly.
[11:20] ---
    That's normal.
[11:22] ---
    Even O'Neill and the others are like that.
[11:25] ---
    They make fun of where I'm from,
[11:28] ---
    but I know they don't mean any real harm.
[11:41] ---
    You remember the first time we met Kenny?
[11:45] ---
    Yeah. In O'Neill's club.
[11:48] ---
    He said, "I don't like aliens. Leave."
[11:50] ---
    He still doesn't like Semanians.
[11:53] ---
    He once got stabbed by a drunk one.
[11:57] ---
    I didn't know...
    He never said anything about that.
[12:02] ---
    He wouldn't tell you.
[12:04] ---
    He likes you and doesn't want you
    changing the way you act around him.
[12:09] ---
    So anyway, I think after you started coming by,
[12:12] ---
    he's been nicer to the
    other Semanian customers.
[12:18] ---
    That's something, right?
[12:19] ---
    If he were to vote, and I don't think he will,
    he wouldn't vote for Tourte.
[12:28] ---
    Does that help?
[12:31] ---
    Yeah. Thanks.
[12:44] ---
    Protests across the city
    are growing in strength,
[12:47] ---
    and clashes with police
    are becoming a common sight.
[12:51] ---
    The riot at Eastrock Park, in particular,
[12:55] ---
    is likely due in large part to the
    assassination of Coal Mozeleemay,
[13:00] ---
    a supporter of Semanian rights.
[13:02] ---
    His wife, Marla,
    has entered the race...
[13:06] ---
    His wife entered the race?
[13:08] ---
    Is that allowed?
[13:10] ---
    She was probably registered as an alternate.
[13:12] ---
    They've spent a ton of cash on his candidacy,
    so they probably can't back out now.
[13:19] ---
    She's getting sympathy, I'm sure,
[13:22] ---
    but her policies are actually well thought out.
[13:25] ---
    Increased wages for Semanians.
[13:28] ---
    Expanding job training programs.
    New free clinics.
[13:33] ---
    Good stuff, I guess.
[13:35] ---
    Tilarna?
[13:37] ---
    To many Semanians in this city,
    her plans may represent hope.
[13:43] ---
    Yeah.
[13:44] ---
    But... I don't have any proof,
[13:47] ---
    but I think she's the one who
    hired the assassin that killed Zoey.
[13:52] ---
    But that doesn't mean I want to vote for Tourte.
[13:55] ---
    I don't know what's right anymore!
[13:58] ---
    You're starting to figure out
    how democracy works.
[14:02] ---
    What do you mean?
[14:03] ---
    Politics isn't about which is best.
    It's about which is better.
[14:08] ---
    And more rights for Semanians...
[14:14] ---
    I see. That's good news.
[14:17] ---
    Talk to you later, then.
[14:20] ---
    What's the news?
[14:21] ---
    A break in the vaifaht steel part of the case.
[14:24] ---
    They also think they've
    found a clue to that assassin.
[14:29] ---
    I see.
[14:37] ---
    Hello?
[14:38] ---
    Detective Matoba! It's me, Randall!
[14:41] ---
    Did you read my message?
[14:42] ---
    Sorry, not yet.
[14:44] ---
    Then hurry! Right now!
[14:47] ---
    I'm driving, Randall.
[14:49] ---
    And I'm busy with other work.
[14:51] ---
    Forget your other work!
[14:53] ---
    No, I'm sorry...
[14:56] ---
    I've been freaking out all morning.
[14:59] ---
    Somebody's watching me, it feels like.
[15:02] ---
    Watching you?
[15:03] ---
    My computer's acting up, too.
[15:05] ---
    My anti-virus keeps popping up warnings.
[15:08] ---
    Stay on the line.
[15:15] ---
    Randall, I don't have any messages from you.
[15:17] ---
    No way. Why?
[15:19] ---
    It was around midnight last night.
[15:21] ---
    L-Look carefully.
[15:23] ---
    No, I'm sure I don't.
[15:25] ---
    What happened?
[15:26] ---
    It's... it's bad.
[15:30] ---
    I can't say it on the phone.
[15:31] ---
    Can we meet now? Please?
[15:33] ---
    Fine.
[15:34] ---
    Do you remember the first place
    we met when you interviewed me?
[15:37] ---
    Yeah, I do. It was White--
[15:39] ---
    Don't say it aloud.
[15:40] ---
    If you do, then great.
[15:41] ---
    Let's meet there.
[15:42] ---
    Turn your phone off, just in case.
[15:45] ---
    Okay. Bye.
[15:52] ---
    Moirai Materials?
[15:54] ---
    That's a weird name.
[15:56] ---
    A venture capital company
    that's made a lot of money
[15:59] ---
    off metal fiber and carbon fiber technologies.
[16:02] ---
    I'm told it's about the only place that
    could handle something like vaifaht steel.
[16:05] ---
    Got it. Take care of things.
[16:07] ---
    I'm just pulling in now. Got it.
[16:11] ---
    Excuse us!
[16:13] ---
    We've ID'd that assassin!
[16:15] ---
    I think... no, I'm pretty sure!
[16:19] ---
    Ethan Dole.
[16:20] ---
    Sergeant. 3rd Marine Division Force Recon Unit.
[16:25] ---
    Served in the 2nd Farbani Conflict,
    and went MIA during Operation Mirage.
[16:30] ---
    He's considered dead, so the city police
    database didn't pull up a match.
[16:35] ---
    It was the middle of the night
    and the Marines were no help at all,
[16:39] ---
    but we did a ton of research and finally...
[16:42] ---
    Why didn't you ask me?
[16:44] ---
    I'm a former Marine.
    I've got all kinds of connections.
[16:49] ---
    I know a guy who works in personnel
    at Norfolk Marine Command.
[16:54] ---
    What? Why did you hide that?
[16:57] ---
    I wasn't hiding it...
[16:59] ---
    That's awful! If we'd known,
    we would've woken you up at 3 AM to ask!
[17:05] ---
    Jamie and I barely got any sleep!
[17:07] ---
    Um, well... Sorry to hear that.
[17:12] ---
    Anyway, this Dole guy went missing in
[17:14] ---
    Semanian territory during
    the conflict six years ago.
[17:18] ---
    And now he shows up again as an assassin
[17:21] ---
    who knows how to use magic and a sword too.
[17:25] ---
    What the heck?
[17:27] ---
    It makes no sense.
[17:29] ---
    Matoba and Exedilica said
    they'll be late for the meeting, right?
[17:32] ---
    Yeah. They said something about a new lead.
[17:35] ---
    Okay, we'll talk about it when
    they and McBee's team get back.
[17:40] ---
    Go take a nap.
[17:46] ---
    Got it? We're investors here today
    because a friend introduced us.
[17:52] ---
    What a pain.
[17:53] ---
    Smile! Smile!
[17:55] ---
    You look really scary when you're not talking.
[17:58] ---
    So you need to smile.
[18:01] ---
    Smile more.
[18:03] ---
    Okay, you look really dumb now.
[18:05] ---
    Keep it up.
[18:07] ---
    It hurts...
[18:08] ---
    Then imagine your kid said, "Daddy, I love you!"
[18:13] ---
    It doesn't hurt!
[18:15] ---
    Okay, let's go.
[18:23] ---
    Detective Matoba!
[18:24] ---
    Calm down. Start by sitting down.
[18:27] ---
    Tilarna, watch our backs.
[18:29] ---
    Got it.
[18:32] ---
    So?
[18:34] ---
    The email I sent you was
    about a certain scandal.
[18:40] ---
    A scandal? Involving who?
[18:42] ---
    Coal Mozeleemay's wife.
[18:45] ---
    Marla?
[18:46] ---
    Yup.
[18:47] ---
    She was meeting a man.
[18:49] ---
    A secret tryst in a luxury hotel...
[18:52] ---
    I got a photo of it.
[18:59] ---
    I see.
[19:01] ---
    Doesn't look like a planning meeting
    for her husband's election.
[19:04] ---
    Detective Matoba, this is a serious situation.
[19:08] ---
    If Marla was cheating on her husband,
    what's that got to do with me?
[19:12] ---
    You're the one who arrested
    her husband at the dating club, right?
[19:17] ---
    I thought there might be more to this...
[19:19] ---
    Like maybe the guy's
    one of your undercover agents.
[19:25] ---
    Sorry, but I've never seen this guy...
[19:27] ---
    Kei?
[19:29] ---
    A bulldog?
[19:30] ---
    That's what Cammy was talking about!
[19:32] ---
    Oh no... Oh no...
[19:36] ---
    I knew it! This guy's involved
    with the case, right?
[19:41] ---
    Yeah, probably.
[19:43] ---
    He's the one who killed Mozeleemay.
[19:45] ---
    Shit!
[19:47] ---
    They're going to kill me!
[19:48] ---
    I've got a photo of an assassin
    meeting with his target's wife!
[19:53] ---
    Calm down, Randall.
[19:56] ---
    Randall, listen to me!
[19:57] ---
    You've got the original image data, right?
[20:00] ---
    I deleted it!
[20:01] ---
    Along with the data in the cloud.
[20:03] ---
    I printed out this photo just in case.
    And it's all that's left.
[20:08] ---
    Look. Now there's two photos.
[20:11] ---
    And if I upload this to some social network site
[20:13] ---
    there'll be tens of thousands of copies.
[20:14] ---
    There's nothing to be afraid of now.
[20:15] ---
    They were able to delete
    the message I sent you!
[20:18] ---
    It must be some huge organization!
    They'll just delete it!
[20:21] ---
    We can't beat them!
[20:23] ---
    Randall, calm down!
[20:25] ---
    I am calm!
[20:27] ---
    --Kei.
    --What?
[20:30] ---
    This is the FBI. Hands up.
[20:32] ---
    Don't shoot... Don't shoot...
[20:34] ---
    You guys again?
[20:38] ---
    Hey, Tilarna. No.
[20:40] ---
    But Kei, one of them is dead.
[20:43] ---
    What?
[20:44] ---
    I don't know who.
[20:46] ---
    The latena is distorted...
[20:48] ---
    Anyway, not now.
[20:50] ---
    Put down your sword.
[20:55] ---
    This is terrible.
[21:01] ---
    We keep running into
    each other, Sergeant Matoba.
[21:05] ---
    I never got your name.
[21:08] ---
    Special Agent Ronald Chan with the FBI.
[21:11] ---
    You're coming with us.
[21:13] ---
    First take off these handcuffs.
[21:15] ---
    One of your men is a time bomb.
[21:18] ---
    A time bomb?
[21:20] ---
    An addict.
[21:21] ---
    Take him.
[21:24] ---
    You're interfering
    with an official investigation.
[21:26] ---
    You can't just...
[21:29] ---
    Kei, I found the corpse.
[21:33] ---
    Don't tell me...
[21:35] ---
    It's all of them.
[21:36] ---
    Everybody except that Chan guy.
[21:40] ---
    What?
[21:47] ---
    Hello, Lady Exedilica.
[21:55] ---
    Zelada!
[21:58] ---
    It's an honor to see you again.
[23:36] ---
    Next time on COP CRAFT:

Season 1

E12 - Two Worlds, Two Justices

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[00:04] ---
    Zelada!
[00:05] ---
    Hello, Lady Exedilica.
[00:08] ---
    It's an honor to see you again.
[00:10] ---
    You!
[00:11] ---
    And Sir Matoba, you seem to be doing well...
[00:13] ---
    Zelada!
[00:16] ---
    How terrifying.
[00:18] ---
    So perhaps... excuse me.
[00:23] ---
    Tilarna!
[00:25] ---
    Zelada, you piece of shit!
[00:27] ---
    I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
[00:30] ---
    Well, that's certainly concerning.
[00:32] ---
    Perhaps you should take a nap instead.
[00:51] ---
    You caught a suspect in the gun smuggling case?
[00:54] ---
    Yes. We're just about to get
    more information, but...
[00:58] ---
    Eugene Bolai. A Semanian immigrant.
[01:01] ---
    One of those Lahge guys.
[01:03] ---
    He was using the company's equipment
    to make that steel stuff little by little.
[01:07] ---
    The history's been deleted, but...
[01:09] ---
    You weren't investors?
[01:13] ---
    Sorry. We're the cops.
[01:17] ---
    Got it. Yeah, bring him in.
[01:25] ---
    Sheesh, where the hell are Matoba and Exedilica?
[01:32] ---
    Lady Exedilica,
[01:34] ---
    how are you feeling?
[01:36] ---
    Terrible.
[01:38] ---
    Not because of your magic.
    But because of your face.
[01:41] ---
    Your voice is so beautiful.
[01:43] ---
    Though it sounds a little barbaric
    speaking the words of the doreany.
[01:48] ---
    Lately I've taken a liking to their language.
[01:50] ---
    It has lots of insults.
[01:52] ---
    I'd prefer not to hear
    such words coming from you.
[01:56] ---
    Die, Zelada, you disgusting old geezer.
[02:00] ---
    Get on your knees, press that smirking
    face of yours against the ground,
[02:03] ---
    and piss yourself while you beg for forgiveness.
[02:06] ---
    How very sad.
[02:08] ---
    As I've always said, nothing good comes
    of spending too much time on Earth.
[02:13] ---
    Where's Kei? Tell me now, so I can
    send you to hell where you belong!
[02:17] ---
    Oh, Sir Matoba?
[02:20] ---
    Well, I hope he's all right.
[02:22] ---
    But that FBI agent doesn't seem
    the type to ask questions delicately.
[02:30] ---
    That man named Chan?
[02:32] ---
    What are you planning with him?
[02:34] ---
    The same thing I was planning with Sir Roth.
[02:37] ---
    Our interests are aligned, you see.
[02:41] ---
    I don't have any ideals.
[02:43] ---
    I just want to live life on easy street.
[02:47] ---
    So that's why you teamed up with Zelada?
[02:51] ---
    He's a lot more cunning than he looks, you know.
[02:53] ---
    Taking risks is what business is all about.
[02:56] ---
    Our original plan had been for
    Coal Mozeleemay to win the election.
[03:01] ---
    He's incompetent and easy to control.
[03:04] ---
    If Kahns and Tourte died
    to accidents during the election,
[03:08] ---
    Coal would be the next mayor.
[03:10] ---
    It was important to Zelada
    that Semanians use Earth weapons
[03:14] ---
    to carry to the assassinations.
[03:19] ---
    Why?
[03:21] ---
    So that you'll all hate each other.
[03:25] ---
    The Semanians and the doreany.
[03:29] ---
    And the vaifaht steel gun?
[03:32] ---
    Mrs. Mozeleemay wanted Semanian support badly.
[03:37] ---
    She would look after any craftsman from
    the other world who wanted to come here,
[03:40] ---
    even giving them work.
[03:42] ---
    Craftsmen? The Lahge...
[03:47] ---
    The complexity of this device astounded me.
[03:50] ---
    Who'd believe it could be a gun?
[03:53] ---
    It's truly magic.
[03:56] ---
    Laugh.
[03:58] ---
    One, two, three.
[04:07] ---
    I guess you can't fire it unless it's a gun.
[04:11] ---
    That's what killed Coal.
[04:14] ---
    It was Ethan who decided
    that without talking to us.
[04:16] ---
    Ethan?
[04:17] ---
    The assassin you slew.
[04:21] ---
    He was a marine who went missing
    eight years ago in the Semani world.
[04:27] ---
    And somehow he came back,
    with knowledge of magic and swordsmanship.
[04:32] ---
    Ethan Dole.
[04:33] ---
    A man with potential... for a doreany.
[04:37] ---
    Was it you who trained him?
[04:41] ---
    Of course not.
[04:42] ---
    I'm terrible with a sword.
[04:45] ---
    You've figured it out, haven't you?
[04:47] ---
    You should have recognized that style.
[04:55] ---
    Oh, Leeze...
[04:57] ---
    Leeze.
[04:59] ---
    In the Mirvor, that word means "Master."
[05:03] ---
    Which means... which means...?
[05:06] ---
    Lady Exedilica.
[05:08] ---
    It's time to tell you how I feel.
[05:12] ---
    I fear for the future of our world,
    for Leto Semani.
[05:18] ---
    So you turned to terrorism?
[05:19] ---
    I'll say it as many times as I have to.
[05:22] ---
    The Semanians and the doreany
    must hate each other.
[05:26] ---
    Otherwise, it will be impossible
    to protect our lands from their civilization.
[05:32] ---
    Civilization?
[05:33] ---
    You must know the tragedy
    that's taking place in your homeland.
[05:37] ---
    Earth... Doreany weapons, doreany tools,
    disgusting "pornography"... everywhere.
[05:43] ---
    Even things like this...
[05:47] ---
    Disgusting noise like this...
[05:52] ---
    The Semanian people are gladly accepting it all.
[05:56] ---
    Sir Elbaji was a skilled warrior
    and highly intelligent man,
[05:59] ---
    but he spent too much time among
    the wickedness of the doreany.
[06:04] ---
    Men such as him will soon
    be found everywhere in our world.
[06:11] ---
    "Decadence."
[06:12] ---
    That is the only word to
    describe doreany civilization.
[06:16] ---
    I have done evil. I have killed innocents.
[06:20] ---
    But I have never given in to decadence.
[06:24] ---
    I swear to you, not even once.
[06:27] ---
    Now, let's get to the point, Detective Matoba.
[06:32] ---
    I want to talk business with you.
[06:35] ---
    What can I do for you?
[06:37] ---
    I want the photo.
[06:39] ---
    The scandal photo that Randall took.
[06:42] ---
    I want to be the only one who has it.
[06:45] ---
    I can't have anyone else having it.
[06:48] ---
    You want my password.
[06:51] ---
    You want to delete that stupid
    picture from my account?
[06:55] ---
    Hacking the account of a city
    police officer isn't an easy thing to do.
[06:59] ---
    Right now, Marla is taking
    the lead in the mayoral lead.
[07:04] ---
    She has the sympathy votes.
    She'll win at this rate.
[07:09] ---
    Marla was your client, right?
[07:12] ---
    And you're going to blackmail her?
[07:14] ---
    We're very greedy, you see.
[07:17] ---
    We can't have you or Randall
    owning a copy of that photo.
[07:21] ---
    I see.
[07:22] ---
    You can torture me, but if I can
    last the four days until the election,
[07:27] ---
    you'll have a problem.
[07:29] ---
    I'm glad you follow.
[07:33] ---
    Looks like that Marla woman is one nasty bitch.
[07:37] ---
    I couldn't say.
[07:39] ---
    I don't care who the next mayor is,
    as long as they and I can be friends.
[07:45] ---
    Now, tell me the password, and I'll free you.
[07:50] ---
    Of course, I'll pay you for your trouble too.
    Fifty thousand dollars.
[07:54] ---
    You need to be a part of this too.
[07:58] ---
    Fine.
[08:00] ---
    The pass is seven characters.
[08:03] ---
    Don't get it wrong.
    The first letter is F. Then U.
[08:09] ---
    Then C. Then K.
[08:14] ---
    Are you fucking with me?
[08:17] ---
    I'm totally serious. That's the problem.
[08:22] ---
    It appears we're at an impasse
    in negotiations then, Detective Matoba.
[08:26] ---
    This never was a negotiation!
[08:29] ---
    You'll free me if I tell you
    the password? And pay me?
[08:34] ---
    Who the hell would be
    dumb enough to believe that?
[08:41] ---
    Tell me.
[08:42] ---
    I told you. It's F-U--
[08:48] ---
    Oww...
[08:51] ---
    Tell me! Now get up!
[08:53] ---
    Don't mess with me!
[08:56] ---
    Wake up--
[08:59] ---
    Stop!
[09:16] ---
    A guy's head isn't like a soccer ball... oww.
[09:57] ---
    Randall... I'm sorry.
[10:10] ---
    Decadence.
[10:12] ---
    The only thing that can preserve our home
[10:15] ---
    from this devouring decadence is hatred.
[10:19] ---
    Hatred to the point where you don't
    even want to look upon a doreany tool.
[10:22] ---
    That is the only way to survive, I believe.
[10:27] ---
    Lady Exedilica, don't tell me you
    intend to accept this decadence?
[10:32] ---
    Down that path lies depravity.
[10:35] ---
    Depravity. Depravity, you said?
[10:38] ---
    Indeed. The introduction of doreany culture--
[10:42] ---
    Zelada, what you call "depravity"
    is just fear of change!
[10:47] ---
    Nonsense!
[10:49] ---
    It's true. You're a coward.
[10:52] ---
    All your talk about the evil you've done
[10:54] ---
    just hides the fact that you're afraid
    of the chaos of the world.
[10:57] ---
    I do not fear it.
[10:58] ---
    Someday I'll find something
    that shines within the filth.
[11:02] ---
    Impossible.
[11:04] ---
    Look at reality.
[11:06] ---
    What you say is--
[11:08] ---
    Reality, you said.
[11:10] ---
    Then let me tell you this: the gate is open!
[11:15] ---
    And it won't be closing.
[11:17] ---
    We have to change.
[11:20] ---
    We have no choice but to do
    the best we can under that situation!
[11:24] ---
    I see.
[11:25] ---
    I'm disappointed, Lady Exedilica.
[11:29] ---
    Kill me then, if you must.
[11:30] ---
    But remember this well:
    you couldn't change the mind of a single girl.
[11:37] ---
    And if you can't do that,
[11:38] ---
    it's impossible for you to achieve
    the great things you hope for.
[11:42] ---
    Very well then.
[11:43] ---
    Farewell, Lady Exedilica.
[11:49] ---
    It seems you are protected
    by the grace of Kizenya.
[11:56] ---
    It's Sir Matoba.
[11:58] ---
    He's tearing a path through my puppets...
[12:03] ---
    Kei!
[12:13] ---
    Zelada!
[12:22] ---
    Zelada, looks like you're a shitty dancer.
[12:31] ---
    Disaster!
[12:33] ---
    My servants are being
    defeated one after another.
[12:37] ---
    Of course. The dead you control
    cannot possibly stop Kei Matoba!
[12:43] ---
    So it seems.
[12:45] ---
    So, what to do then?
[12:53] ---
    Kei will be here soon.
[12:55] ---
    Give up and surrender.
[13:02] ---
    It seems my last servant has fallen.
[13:07] ---
    I was afraid because I wasn't sure
    whether to have you or Sir Matoba die first.
[13:14] ---
    What?
[13:15] ---
    What would Sir Matoba say when
    he gets here and finds your corpse?
[13:21] ---
    Or what would you say if Sir Matoba
    were to perish in front of you?
[13:28] ---
    It was a difficult choice to make.
[13:32] ---
    You scum.
[13:35] ---
    I've made my choice.
[13:37] ---
    I wish to see Sir Matoba's despair.
[13:40] ---
    And so...
[13:42] ---
    Lady Exedilica...
[13:46] ---
    Arms of steel. Protection of the war god!
[13:52] ---
    Scales of lead. Transmutation of hell.
[13:59] ---
    You need to learn to give up.
[14:03] ---
    This isn't like you at all.
[14:09] ---
    You're certainly hanging in there.
[14:11] ---
    So perhaps...
[14:34] ---
    Zelada!
[14:40] ---
    You're here early, Sir Matoba.
[14:44] ---
    I'm in dire peril!
[14:47] ---
    And so...
[14:54] ---
    Kei, above you!
[15:06] ---
    Kei!
[15:08] ---
    We'll use the sprinklers.
[15:10] ---
    When we see him, attack at the same time I do.
[15:13] ---
    I'm sorry... I can't stand up.
    My strength hasn't returned.
[15:18] ---
    Fine.
[15:19] ---
    So...
[15:21] ---
    How can you assail my poor
    old ears with such noise?
[15:28] ---
    I thought my eardrums would burst.
[15:32] ---
    I shall send you to hell with
    all the suffering I can muster!
[15:38] ---
    You still haven't learned.
[15:40] ---
    There!
[15:48] ---
    Very clever. However...
[15:51] ---
    You can't aim at me from here!
[15:58] ---
    Kizenya, forgive me.
[16:08] ---
    Unbelievable... unbelievable...
[16:16] ---
    It can't be...
[16:33] ---
    Yuck.
[16:35] ---
    I'm gonna have nightmares of that.
[16:39] ---
    Rick, I pulled it off.
[16:46] ---
    Can you move?
[16:48] ---
    A little.
[16:50] ---
    Have this back.
[17:01] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:02] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[17:04] ---
    No, I was talking to the sword.
[17:07] ---
    Oh, I see.
[17:22] ---
    They won't be able to send backup for a while.
[17:25] ---
    Why?
[17:26] ---
    All these riots and stuff.
[17:28] ---
    All the cars are out on calls.
[17:34] ---
    They said to wait 30 minutes.
[17:36] ---
    This city's done for.
[17:39] ---
    I see.
[17:41] ---
    What about Randall?
[17:42] ---
    I couldn't save him.
[17:44] ---
    I see.
[17:45] ---
    Speaking of Randall...
[17:49] ---
    What do we do with this photo?
[17:50] ---
    Why are you asking me?
[17:52] ---
    If I give this to HQ,
    it'll probably be made public,
[17:56] ---
    and Mrs. Mozeleemay is done for.
[18:00] ---
    Tourte will win in a landslide.
[18:02] ---
    So you want to delete it?
[18:05] ---
    It's legally and ethically wrong,
[18:08] ---
    but I can play dumb.
[18:10] ---
    To be honest, I don't care what we do.
[18:14] ---
    The gods of Kizenya would not forgive that.
[18:19] ---
    The lightning of judgment...
[18:21] ---
    I'm sorry, it should be my decision,
    not the gods', right?
[18:25] ---
    I think so.
[18:28] ---
    Then that photo...
[18:31] ---
    Turn it in. It's important evidence.
[18:35] ---
    You're sure?
[18:36] ---
    Yeah.
[18:38] ---
    And even if the town's a mess now,
    no matter who the mayor is,
[18:44] ---
    it's still a good town.
[18:46] ---
    Because...
[18:47] ---
    Because?
[18:53] ---
    Well... because there's lots
    of good people here.
[18:59] ---
    Maybe so.
[19:03] ---
    Because...
[19:05] ---
    ...you're here.
[19:17] ---
    Peace returned to the city.
[19:20] ---
    All the people who'd been screaming
    and yelling just seemed to disappear.
[19:26] ---
    Before, I would've looked down
    on them as barbarians.
[19:31] ---
    But now things are different.
[19:33] ---
    They're afraid, worried, and confused.
[19:37] ---
    Just like us,
[19:39] ---
    they're people.
[19:42] ---
    The Knights always taught me
    to wipe out evil wherever I found it.
[19:48] ---
    --But...
    --And I swear to...
[19:49] ---
    But now I've started to learn
[19:52] ---
    which evils can be defeated
    and which can be forgiven.
[19:56] ---
    Does that make me weaker?
[19:59] ---
    But if it's also made me a little smarter,
[20:03] ---
    I think it's a small price to pay.
[20:06] ---
    Father, please don't be sad.
[20:10] ---
    I'm staying in this town.
[20:13] ---
    In this town where so many weak,
    foolish, and greedy people live.
[20:18] ---
    But I love them. And I'm going to stay
    here and find a path with them.
[20:23] ---
    Please send my best wishes
    to my mother and Shajinna.
[20:28] ---
    May the light of Kizenya shine upon you...
[20:37] ---
    Let's get going.
[20:50] ---
    U-Um...
[20:54] ---
    What?
[20:55] ---
    Sergeant Exedilica.
[20:57] ---
    I wanted to talk...
[21:01] ---
    Do you have some time?
[21:19] ---
    He apologized for before.
[21:24] ---
    He feels really bad about it, I think.
[21:26] ---
    What would you do?
[21:33] ---
    Have him spin three times in a circle and bark.
    And then you'll be even.
[21:36] ---
    Got it.
[21:37] ---
    Wait--
[21:41] ---
    Spin three times in a circle and bark.
[21:45] ---
    One, two, three, bark.
[21:58] ---
    Let's go, Tilarna.
[22:03] ---
    Earthlings aren't so bad, are they?