Season 1

E1 - Cop Show, Witch Craft

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[00:23] ---
    They're late.
[00:24] ---
    Relax a little, Kei.
[00:26] ---
    These people would be late
    for their own mother's funeral.
[00:30] ---
    I know. But I've got somewhere to be.
[00:35] ---
    Meeting a lady?
[00:36] ---
    Yeah, she's gorgeous.
[00:38] ---
    A lovely blue-eyed brunette.
    Every night she digs her nails into my skin.
[00:43] ---
    Oh, you mean Kuroi.
[00:46] ---
    Finally. There they are.
[00:49] ---
    Let's get to work, then.
[00:54] ---
    You got the cash, mister?
[00:57] ---
    You shitheads are late.
[00:59] ---
    The cops could be by at any minute.
[01:01] ---
    The cash. Do you have it? Or not?
[01:03] ---
    What about you? You got the stuff?
[01:05] ---
    It's supposed to be good quality stuff, right?
    Shipped straight from the source.
[01:08] ---
    Show us the money. Money first.
[01:11] ---
    You piece of shit...
[01:12] ---
    Calm down.
[01:15] ---
    Look, here it is.
    Fifty grand in cold, hard cash.
[01:19] ---
    Now show us the stuff.
[01:25] ---
    What do you think, mister?
[01:27] ---
    A real fairy.
[01:29] ---
    Yeah, that's good quality, all right.
[01:31] ---
    Right, Kei?
[01:32] ---
    A higher race, huh?
[01:33] ---
    You could make some
    really good drugs with this.
[01:37] ---
    Where'd you get it?
[01:38] ---
    Afraid that's a trade secret, mister.
[01:41] ---
    Whatever. We'll take it.
[01:43] ---
    --Rick.
    --Right.
[01:48] ---
    Thanks for the business, mister. Thanks.
[01:50] ---
    Pleasure working with you guys.
    Glad it worked out.
[01:54] ---
    I'm happy too.
    Now we can finally get to the point.
[02:01] ---
    This is the San-Teresa Metropolitan Police.
[02:03] ---
    You're under arrest.
[02:04] ---
    You bastards are cops?
[02:06] ---
    You're under arrest for
    kidnapping and human trafficking.
[02:09] ---
    This fairy is a Semanian citizen.
[02:13] ---
    On your knees, hands above your heads.
    Get to it.
[02:16] ---
    Damn it! You shithead cops set us up!
[02:20] ---
    You've got quite the potty mouth, don't you?
[02:22] ---
    Rick, read 'em their rights.
[02:24] ---
    You can do the honors, Kei.
[02:28] ---
    Alrighty, here we go.
[02:30] ---
    Listen carefully.
    You have the right to remain silent.
[02:33] ---
    Anything that comes out
    of that foul mouth of yours
[02:36] ---
    may be used against you in a court of law.
[02:38] ---
    You have the right to a lawyer.
[02:40] ---
    If you can't afford to pay
    one of those meddling shitheads,
[02:43] ---
    you will be provided a public defender.
[02:46] ---
    So grateful you could cry, right?
[02:49] ---
    Go to hell, pigs!
[02:57] ---
    Hey...
[03:04] ---
    Rick!
[03:18] ---
    "You pathetically weak barbarians..."
[03:22] ---
    "I'm taking the girl."
[03:26] ---
    That's no Earth language... Farbani?
[03:28] ---
    "The fairy was always meant to come to me."
[03:35] ---
    Shut your damn mouth, alien...
[03:43] ---
    Rick...
[03:45] ---
    Rick!
[03:47] ---
    Damn it all!
[03:53] ---
    Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
    appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
[03:58] ---
    Beyond the gate lay a strange world
    filled with fairies and monsters.
[04:03] ---
    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[04:06] ---
    This city is Earth's "front door."
[04:09] ---
    Over two million citizens
    from this other world live here.
[04:12] ---
    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[04:16] ---
    The world's newest "city of dreams."
[04:20] ---
    But in the shadows of all this
    chaos lurked countless crimes.
[04:24] ---
    Drugs. Prostitution. Weapons smuggling.
[04:27] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[06:04] ---
    Matoba, they found the perp's body.
[06:07] ---
    --No entry!
    --It was lying on the road in Apple Hills.
[06:09] ---
    Apple Hills? That's two miles away.
[06:13] ---
    Chief Roth, I got three clean hits with a 9mm.
[06:17] ---
    No way in hell he made it that far.
[06:20] ---
    If he was a normal criminal, no.
[06:24] ---
    It was one of those goddamn aliens.
[06:28] ---
    So he was being controlled by
    a Semanian wizard, you think?
[06:31] ---
    The perp was speaking in Farbani.
    Using vocab from their intellectual class.
[06:35] ---
    He said that fairy was special.
[06:39] ---
    I'll get things in order.
    Matoba, you get some rest.
[06:43] ---
    Not happening.
[06:44] ---
    My partner of four years was just killed.
[06:47] ---
    I'm gonna find him and make him pay.
[06:49] ---
    That's an order, Sergeant Matoba.
[06:52] ---
    I'm sorry about what happened to Rick.
[06:54] ---
    But that's why you need
    to get some rest. Got it?
[07:02] ---
    What the hell am I supposed to tell his wife?
[07:06] ---
    I'll talk to her.
[07:08] ---
    No, I'll do it.
[07:12] ---
    I want your report on my desk
    by 9:00 AM tomorrow.
[07:16] ---
    Roger.
[07:37] ---
    Shit!
[07:46] ---
    Mister, I'll wash your car for you.
[07:50] ---
    It doesn't need washing.
[07:51] ---
    Don't say that.
[07:53] ---
    See?
[07:56] ---
    Three hundred dollars. If you don't pay it,
    your car might get banged up.
[08:01] ---
    Money. Now.
[08:03] ---
    Scared, doreany?
[08:05] ---
    Fine, fine. Calm down.
[08:08] ---
    Hurry up!
[08:11] ---
    Now, where'd I put it?
[08:13] ---
    There we go.
[08:14] ---
    Here.
[08:16] ---
    Pick it up. And appreciate it.
[08:18] ---
    You bastard...
[08:27] ---
    You're Semanians, right?
[08:30] ---
    Earth may be weak, but there are
    scary people here. Remember that.
[08:34] ---
    Whatever...
[08:35] ---
    "Yes, sir," you mean.
[08:37] ---
    Y-Yes, sir...
[08:40] ---
    Get lost.
[08:47] ---
    Pathetic...
[08:52] ---
    Okay, go! Go!
[08:54] ---
    Oh, Kei! Rick's not home yet.
[08:58] ---
    Did something happen?
[09:02] ---
    No... This can't be.
[09:07] ---
    I'm sorry.
[09:28] ---
    Hello?
[09:30] ---
    About tomorrow...
    There's been a change of plans.
[09:33] ---
    I need you to go meet a noble for me.
[09:35] ---
    What?
[09:37] ---
    Go meet a noble.
[09:40] ---
    A VIP from the Farbani Kingdom
    is arriving early tomorrow morning.
[09:44] ---
    You want me to go meet some alien noble?
[09:47] ---
    That's a diplomat's job.
[09:49] ---
    We don't have enough detectives
    who can speak their language.
[09:52] ---
    No thanks. Let me hunt down
    the guy who killed Rick.
[09:57] ---
    The VIP might be involved in this.
[10:01] ---
    What?
[10:03] ---
    Go get them.
    I've already talked to the coast guard.
[10:10] ---
    Bossy bastard...
[10:12] ---
    Hey.
[10:23] ---
    We're almost to the gate.
[10:26] ---
    You ever been to their world?
[10:28] ---
    Yup. I was in the military.
[10:32] ---
    In the war, huh?
[10:34] ---
    I was stuffed inside a transport plane,
    so I didn't get to see the gate itself.
[10:39] ---
    Nobody can see the Mirage Gate.
[10:44] ---
    We need to rely on information
    from our observation satellites.
[10:48] ---
    But those damn aliens
    can tell where the gate is
[10:50] ---
    just by looking at the wind and tides.
[10:53] ---
    And do a damn sight better job than we can.
[10:56] ---
    And that's why the coast guard's always busy?
[11:00] ---
    Yeah. If we wanted to catch all
    the smugglers and illegal immigrants,
[11:04] ---
    we'd need twice the funding and manpower.
[11:14] ---
    There they are.
[11:16] ---
    It's some important noble, right?
[11:19] ---
    I'll let you deal with them.
[11:43] ---
    A child? A servant, maybe?
[11:52] ---
    Where's the VIP?
[11:53] ---
    Hey.
[11:57] ---
    I am Exedilica, of the Knights of Mirvor.
[12:00] ---
    Do Earth sailors not even
    have the ritual of welcoming?
[12:07] ---
    Do you not know how to talk?
[12:10] ---
    Um... no.
[12:11] ---
    Then answer me. Well?
[12:14] ---
    I didn't notice you.
[12:16] ---
    I see.
[12:18] ---
    My name is
[12:19] ---
    Tilarna Barsh Mirvor Imsedalya lyeh
    Tebreina Devol Nelano Seiya Nel Exedilica!
[12:27] ---
    In your Earth language, that means
[12:30] ---
    "Tilarna, eldest daughter of Seiya,
    of the House of Exedilica,
[12:33] ---
    heir to the bloodline of Duke Devol,
    of the glorious Knights of Mirvor."
[12:38] ---
    Now. What is your name?
[12:42] ---
    Kei Matoba.
[12:44] ---
    What?
[12:45] ---
    It's Kei Matoba.
[12:47] ---
    It's short.
[12:49] ---
    No, people of low birth often have short names.
[12:55] ---
    I won't let it bother me.
[12:56] ---
    I usually go by Tilarna Exedilica.
[13:03] ---
    Now, carry my things, Kay Imatuba.
[13:08] ---
    Kei Matoba.
[13:10] ---
    I don't care. Start carrying.
[13:17] ---
    What?
[13:18] ---
    Did you not hear me, Sergeant Matoba?
[13:21] ---
    You'll be working with her from now on.
[13:24] ---
    You'll be doing your investigations with her.
[13:28] ---
    She'll take Sergeant Fury's place.
[13:29] ---
    You want me to work with this alien?
[13:33] ---
    That's racist, Sergeant Matoba!
[13:36] ---
    I'm sorry. He doesn't understand
    the circumstances.
[13:40] ---
    She came here to find that fairy.
[13:43] ---
    She's a fiel.
[13:45] ---
    Fiel queze badeley. It means "most noble fairy."
[13:49] ---
    That fairy is the equivalent
    of a VIP in the Semani world.
[13:54] ---
    It was kidnapped there
    and brought here by smugglers.
[13:59] ---
    She's a Farbanian knight
    sent here to recover the fairy.
[14:04] ---
    That's correct, yes?
[14:07] ---
    Correct.
[14:08] ---
    In accordance with our treaty with
    the country called "The United Nations,"
[14:11] ---
    the Knights of Mirvor are given
    the right to dispense justice on Earth.
[14:16] ---
    I, Tilarna Exedilica, request your help
    in the name of the Farbani Kingdom.
[14:22] ---
    This is bullshit! Rick was my partner
    for four years, and now he's dead!
[14:28] ---
    And now I'm supposed to babysit some kid?
[14:30] ---
    This is an order.
[14:32] ---
    Your order can go eat shit!
[14:34] ---
    Chief Roth, don't you want
    to avenge Rick? This is just--
[14:39] ---
    I've known Rick for 20 years.
[14:43] ---
    I'm telling you to do this
    because it's necessary.
[14:46] ---
    Do you need any more explanation than that?
[14:48] ---
    But...
[14:50] ---
    It appears that my own will is being ignored.
[14:53] ---
    I want to work with the best "boliceman"
    your city has to offer.
[14:58] ---
    I can't imagine a rude boor
    like this acting as my guard.
[15:02] ---
    Oh, I'm sorry. We can find another...
[15:06] ---
    No, he'll be your partner.
[15:09] ---
    Or do you want a man
[15:11] ---
    whose etiquette is perfect,
    but who's otherwise completely useless?
[15:14] ---
    Inspector Roth...
[15:15] ---
    If so, I don't think you'll
    be getting your fairy back.
[15:27] ---
    Don't touch it.
[15:43] ---
    Don't touch it.
[15:53] ---
    I said don't touch it.
[16:02] ---
    What've we got, Tony?
[16:04] ---
    He talked. He was too scared
    to say much, though.
[16:08] ---
    That fairy was stolen, supposedly.
[16:11] ---
    From a gang of Mexicans in a Ridgeline.
[16:15] ---
    Sounds like he doesn't know their names.
[16:17] ---
    Thanks.
[16:21] ---
    What?
[16:22] ---
    Nothing. Let's go.
[16:33] ---
    So? Where are we going?
[16:37] ---
    We're going to find the fairy's original owners.
[16:40] ---
    There can't be that many Mexican gangs
    in Ridgelines running around.
[16:45] ---
    What's a Ridgeline?
[16:46] ---
    A car.
[16:47] ---
    What's a Mexican?
[16:48] ---
    A person from Mexico.
[16:50] ---
    What's a gang?
[16:51] ---
    Enough. Just shut up and sit there.
[16:55] ---
    What's this?
[16:56] ---
    No!
[17:01] ---
    Rakebye! Are you trying to get me killed?
[17:04] ---
    Please, just don't do anything!
    Don't touch anything!
[17:10] ---
    Wait here.
[17:11] ---
    I'm not taking orders from you.
[17:13] ---
    I'm going with you, Kay Imatuba.
[17:16] ---
    Fine, whatever.
[17:18] ---
    Just try to walk as far away
    from me as possible.
[17:21] ---
    I don't want anyone thinking we're friends.
[17:23] ---
    What a coincidence. Neither do I.
[17:27] ---
    Hey, we don't open until seven.
[17:31] ---
    Oh, Mr. Matoba.
[17:33] ---
    Kenny, is O'Neill in?
[17:36] ---
    He's in the other room on the phone.
[17:39] ---
    Hey, that's an alien!
[17:42] ---
    I hate those guys!
[17:44] ---
    Have a good time with her, then.
    I'm going in.
[17:50] ---
    Hold it, missy.
[17:51] ---
    What?
[17:52] ---
    He can go in, but you're not welcome.
[17:59] ---
    Hey, did you not hear me? Turn around and...
[18:07] ---
    Turn around and what?
[18:09] ---
    Go on in, miss.
[18:11] ---
    Very good.
[18:17] ---
    Did you think I'd get scared and beg for help?
[18:22] ---
    Yes, this should be a good deal for us both.
[18:25] ---
    This gift of 5051-inch TVs
    brought to us by these sinful
[18:31] ---
    young children is truly a blessing from God.
    For the Lord sayeth...
[18:36] ---
    There are no TVs.
    It's a theological analogy for God's grace.
[18:41] ---
    Oh, I've got visitors.
    Blessings of God be with you!
[18:45] ---
    Sergeant Matoba!
    Feeling the breath of God today?
[18:50] ---
    And who's the beautiful lady with you?
    Welcome to my house of faith!
[18:55] ---
    Want something to drink?
[18:57] ---
    O'Neill, I'm looking for a Mexican gang.
[19:01] ---
    They drive a Ridgeline.
    Probably transporters. Know anything?
[19:06] ---
    They're a violent bunch, and I'd rather
    not anger them if possible...
[19:11] ---
    So you do know something.
[19:12] ---
    It's impossible to say!
[19:14] ---
    But perhaps a sufficiently large
    donation could make God
[19:19] ---
    whisper something to me...
[19:21] ---
    A donation of around
    300 dollars, specifically.
[19:24] ---
    If you don't know anything,
[19:25] ---
    you'll have to deal with
    the goddess of the courtroom
[19:28] ---
    and her sword and scales.
[19:29] ---
    You're on probation, aren't you?
[19:31] ---
    That's an illegal threat, Sergeant Matoba!
[19:34] ---
    Someday Satan will get his claws into your soul!
[19:37] ---
    Satan can suck my dick.
    Now, what's this about 51-inch TVs?
[19:42] ---
    Maybe I should go ask the guys
    in the burglary division?
[19:46] ---
    You're willing to believe the words of a thief?
[19:49] ---
    He's an informant.
[19:51] ---
    But he's a thief.
[19:54] ---
    O'Neill may be a criminal,
    but he doesn't like drugs or murder.
[19:58] ---
    He can be trusted... to a degree.
[20:01] ---
    He's a guy you just can't hate, I guess.
[20:04] ---
    I don't understand. Aren't you supposed
    to be enforcers of justice?
[20:09] ---
    Well...
[20:11] ---
    I was told that there were warriors on Earth
    who fought for the cause of justice.
[20:15] ---
    That they helped the needy and fought evil.
[20:19] ---
    That's what you "bolicemen" are, right?
[20:21] ---
    I honestly had some hopes for you.
[20:25] ---
    But I can't believe you're
    making deals with a thief.
[20:28] ---
    Do you have no pride?
[20:36] ---
    It's complicated.
[20:38] ---
    What is?
[20:39] ---
    A lot of stuff.
[20:40] ---
    In the old days, you'd be right, but now...
[20:43] ---
    It's really complicated.
[20:45] ---
    I don't understand.
[20:49] ---
    Nobody does.
[20:52] ---
    581 Mason Street. Room 603.
[20:57] ---
    Antonio Alvarez. You need backup?
[21:00] ---
    Nope. If there's no word from me in 30 minutes,
    then you can worry about me.
[21:05] ---
    Roger. Be careful.
[21:07] ---
    Thanks.
[21:09] ---
    You stay here...
[21:11] ---
    Yeah, I should've known you wouldn't listen.
[21:14] ---
    Of course not.
[21:17] ---
    Don't touch anything.
[21:18] ---
    No, it's the smell.
[21:20] ---
    The smell?
[21:22] ---
    The smell of latena.
[21:24] ---
    Someone controlled by
    an evil wizard was just here...
[21:30] ---
    What are you talking about?
[21:32] ---
    The enemy's close!
[21:35] ---
    "Shield of law, protection of the war god."
[21:42] ---
    Follow me!
[21:43] ---
    Hey, wait!
[21:49] ---
    Don't move! This is the police!
[21:55] ---
    Get down!
[22:01] ---
    Crap!
[23:35] ---
    "Next time"
[23:36] ---
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

E2 - Dragnet Mirage

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[00:11] ---
    --Goddamned corpse!
    --Stay down, damn it!
[00:16] ---
    Why are you getting in my way?
[00:20] ---
    --We're going after him!
    --You stay here!
[00:22] ---
    No, I'll take him down!
[00:24] ---
    Just stay put!
[00:43] ---
    You idiot! Hide!
[00:54] ---
    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[00:57] ---
    This city is the "front door" separating
    the Earth and a strange other world.
[01:01] ---
    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[01:06] ---
    But in the shadows of all this
    chaos lurked countless crimes.
[01:10] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
[01:13] ---
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[02:47] ---
    I can't believe you just sliced him
    open alone, Miss Don Quixote.
[02:52] ---
    It didn't occur to you to arrest him
    so we could question him?
[02:58] ---
    Say something!
[03:00] ---
    He was being controlled via mildey.
[03:03] ---
    Even if we did capture him,
    we wouldn't have been able to learn anything.
[03:07] ---
    Mildey?
[03:08] ---
    Magic. Magic to control the dead, in this case.
[03:12] ---
    He was devoured by evil latena
    and turned into a living corpse.
[03:17] ---
    So you're trying to talk your way out
    of this by blaming some weird spell?
[03:21] ---
    What?
[03:22] ---
    You're interfering with the investigation.
[03:24] ---
    Let me guess. Somebody doesn't want
    us finding out the deal with this fairy,
[03:28] ---
    and they sent you to get in the way.
[03:31] ---
    What are you implying?
[03:32] ---
    What I just said.
[03:34] ---
    I don't know how much they're
    paying you to do it, though.
[03:38] ---
    This is your first and last warning,
    Kae Imatoeba.
[03:42] ---
    Never insult me in that manner again.
[03:46] ---
    Next time, I'll kill you. I'm not joking.
[03:48] ---
    Oh, yeah?
[03:53] ---
    Did the words of a lowly Earthling
    like me tick you off that bad?
[03:57] ---
    Silence!
[03:58] ---
    Right.
[04:08] ---
    Hey, I have a question.
[04:11] ---
    What?
[04:12] ---
    You're serious about arresting
    whoever's behind this
[04:14] ---
    and getting back that fairy, right?
[04:16] ---
    Of course.
[04:17] ---
    Me too, actually.
[04:19] ---
    So why are we yelling and
    pointing weapons at each other?
[04:30] ---
    Well, whatever.
[04:31] ---
    Anyway, I hear you when you say
    he was being controlled.
[04:35] ---
    Another guy like him almost killed me yesterday.
[04:38] ---
    What? Why didn't you say so earlier?
[04:41] ---
    Don't ask me. I'm not your mom.
[04:55] ---
    Kei, want to guess what I found?
[04:57] ---
    I read the report, Cecil.
[04:59] ---
    I want to know what they've got in common.
[05:02] ---
    That's easy.
[05:03] ---
    The man here, who killed your partner,
[05:07] ---
    and this man here, who almost killed you.
[05:10] ---
    Both of them were dead before they died.
[05:13] ---
    I don't understand...
[05:15] ---
    I'm talking about their blood oxygen
    and lactic acid levels.
[05:18] ---
    Both of them should've been dead
    after you shot them,
[05:22] ---
    but for some reason kept moving,
[05:25] ---
    and then only after that did they get
    the numbers a dead person should have.
[05:28] ---
    That's what they have in common.
[05:29] ---
    So they're like zombies?
[05:31] ---
    I don't know. I'm not sure what
    the definition of "zombie" is.
[05:35] ---
    I didn't see any signs of major drug use.
[05:38] ---
    They both seemed to drink and smoke,
[05:40] ---
    but both were in practically perfect health.
[05:41] ---
    I don't know about that.
[05:43] ---
    Um, who is this?
[05:46] ---
    Tilarna Exedilica.
[05:47] ---
    A knight of Mirvor.
[05:49] ---
    Oh, a guest from the other world.
[05:53] ---
    What's she doing?
[05:54] ---
    Looking for magic, she says.
[05:58] ---
    Kei.
[05:59] ---
    Don't look at me like that.
    I'm completely sane.
[06:02] ---
    He's the same.
[06:03] ---
    He smells of evil latena.
[06:05] ---
    What's latena?
[06:06] ---
    Latena is latena.
[06:09] ---
    Some kind of magical energy source or something.
[06:12] ---
    I don't get it either.
[06:13] ---
    The latena of a fairy
    warped through some horrible method.
[06:17] ---
    They ingested it on a regular basis,
    and it turned them into dead men.
[06:22] ---
    Are you talking about a drug? From Semani?
[06:27] ---
    Fairy dust?
    These guys were regular users, right?
[06:31] ---
    If you call the dead "regular users," then yes.
[06:34] ---
    The Marzaney Sect has spells
    that can control the dead.
[06:38] ---
    Well, that would explain why
    it didn't show up on my tests.
[06:40] ---
    That drug is one big mystery to us.
[06:42] ---
    All we know is that it's made from fairies.
[06:45] ---
    To do this to a noble fairy...
[06:48] ---
    What terrible people.
[06:50] ---
    So, can you use magic?
[06:53] ---
    It's called mildey. And I can use a little.
[06:55] ---
    Then follow the trail of this latena stuff.
    Like a police dog.
[07:00] ---
    You seem to lack imagination, Kae Imatoeba.
[07:03] ---
    Mildey is powerful, but not all-powerful.
[07:06] ---
    Pound that fact into
    what little brains you have.
[07:09] ---
    Good advice from a noble but useless woman.
[07:13] ---
    So um, are you two not friends, then?
[07:16] ---
    If it looks that way, that's probably the case.
[07:19] ---
    Is there anyone out there
    who does like this man?
[07:23] ---
    I see.
[07:27] ---
    Kei.
[07:29] ---
    You okay?
[07:31] ---
    I think so.
[07:34] ---
    Call me anytime.
[07:36] ---
    Sure, thanks.
[07:40] ---
    What was that conversation?
[07:42] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[07:43] ---
    No, I'm curious. Tell me.
[07:46] ---
    She's my ex.
[07:48] ---
    What's an ex?
[07:50] ---
    Shut up.
[07:52] ---
    The problem is when the attack occurred.
[07:55] ---
    Either they were watching Alvarez
    or there was a leak.
[07:59] ---
    No way to tell.
[08:00] ---
    There's any number of possibilities.
[08:03] ---
    Oh, but you don't have to worry
    about our brave knight here.
[08:07] ---
    She doesn't even know how to make a phone call.
[08:10] ---
    I do too. I read it in a book.
[08:12] ---
    Really? Wow, you're so smart!
[08:16] ---
    Sorry.
[08:18] ---
    Anyway, so yeah.
    I'll be keeping my reports to a minimum.
[08:21] ---
    Sounds good. Be careful.
[08:24] ---
    Roger.
[08:27] ---
    What do we do now?
[08:28] ---
    We do this the boring way.
    But well, it's late. We'll start tomorrow.
[08:34] ---
    I see.
[08:35] ---
    Where are you staying? I'll take you there.
[08:38] ---
    This is my phone number.
[08:40] ---
    I don't want any trouble, so just go
    straight to your room and go to sleep.
[08:44] ---
    Don't worry. I'm not a child.
[08:46] ---
    You look like one. That's why I'm worried.
[08:49] ---
    I'm 26, you know!
[08:51] ---
    That's 18 in Earth years. Bye.
[08:55] ---
    Wait!
[09:04] ---
    It's so damn cold tonight...
[09:09] ---
    Hello?
[09:10] ---
    I got kicked out of the hotel.
[09:13] ---
    They say you can't bring weapons into the hotel.
[09:15] ---
    They demanded to hold on to my sword.
[09:18] ---
    Then let them hold on to it.
[09:20] ---
    I can't do that!
[09:21] ---
    To a knight, a sword is every bit
    as valuable as their life!
[09:24] ---
    Then sleep on the ground somewhere.
    Not my problem.
[09:27] ---
    Wai--
[09:41] ---
    Damn it all!
[09:56] ---
    The sleeping quarters at
    the police station are always full.
[09:59] ---
    And a lot of people there don't like Semanians.
[10:01] ---
    Sleep at my place.
[10:03] ---
    At your place?
[10:04] ---
    Don't worry. I'm not going to do anything.
[10:07] ---
    Of course not.
[10:08] ---
    But I don't want any rumors or scandal
    or things that could hurt my honor...
[10:14] ---
    Then just don't tell anybody!
    Shut up, already.
[10:20] ---
    Come in. You can get your stuff later.
[10:25] ---
    Why are you putting that on?
[10:27] ---
    I have a cat allergy.
[10:33] ---
    Kae!
[10:36] ---
    Kei?
[10:37] ---
    Oh, I meant the cat.
[10:40] ---
    It's the word for it in my language.
[10:41] ---
    I thought you were talking about me.
[10:44] ---
    What's the name of that kae--no, cat?
[10:47] ---
    Kuroi.
[10:48] ---
    What's an allergy?
[10:51] ---
    I have trouble breathing when I'm around him.
[10:53] ---
    It's a genetic thing.
[10:55] ---
    Then why are you keeping a cat?
[10:59] ---
    You're full of questions, aren't you?
    Give me a break.
[11:13] ---
    About three months ago, I think it was,
[11:16] ---
    a drug dealer that I was chasing
    hit her when she was a stray.
[11:21] ---
    And?
[11:22] ---
    I caught the guy, and she survived.
[11:27] ---
    But nobody else in the department wanted her.
[11:30] ---
    So I'm keeping her temporarily.
[11:33] ---
    Even though you've got a cat allergy?
[11:35] ---
    What else can I do?
    It was partially my fault.
[11:38] ---
    I'm looking for someone to take her,
    but with no luck.
[11:43] ---
    What?
[11:44] ---
    No...
[11:47] ---
    Is it that funny?
[11:48] ---
    I'm sorry, Kei, but this is...
[11:59] ---
    "You're a good kitty, Kuroi."
[12:02] ---
    Kae Imatoeba, you're more
    of a softie than you look.
[12:06] ---
    That's not it.
[12:07] ---
    If I threw an injured cat out in the cold,
    I'd have trouble sleeping at night.
[12:11] ---
    I'm just doing it for myself in the end.
[12:13] ---
    So I'm the same as the cat, huh?
[12:16] ---
    If you don't like it, back to the park with you.
[12:19] ---
    No, I'll stay here. I like it.
[12:22] ---
    My place?
[12:23] ---
    No, this kae.
[12:26] ---
    Not you, I mean.
[12:30] ---
    Okay, find a place to sleep.
[12:33] ---
    Don't let Kuroi in the bedroom.
[12:36] ---
    Kei Matoba.
[12:38] ---
    I actually was feeling a bit lonely.
[12:41] ---
    "Thank you."
[12:43] ---
    You're welcome.
[12:45] ---
    Um, "Good night" is...
[12:48] ---
    "Good night."
[12:50] ---
    That's right.
[12:51] ---
    "Good night."
[13:06] ---
    She was making fun of my name
[13:09] ---
    the whole time?
[13:31] ---
    Did I keep you waiting, Mr. Kareem?
[13:34] ---
    Let's not waste time, Mr. Elbaji.
[13:37] ---
    Let's do the deal.
[13:44] ---
    Okay, Mr. Terrorist.
[13:46] ---
    Cash payment is great, huh?
[13:48] ---
    Pay us the rest when you get the goods.
[13:51] ---
    You seem to be doing well.
[13:54] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[13:55] ---
    Thanks to those poor fairies,
    we can all live the good life.
[14:00] ---
    That car, for instance. It's 300,000 dollars.
[14:03] ---
    These sneakers are 3,000 dollars.
[14:07] ---
    But I can have a good time
    with a girl for three dollars.
[14:10] ---
    You know why that is?
[14:11] ---
    No.
[14:12] ---
    Because I'm hot!
[14:14] ---
    Earth girls are all about looks.
[14:19] ---
    They're easy.
[14:20] ---
    I'm only interested in the product.
[14:23] ---
    Oh, sorry. Sorry.
[14:25] ---
    Hey, Zelada!
[14:28] ---
    You called, my lord?
[14:30] ---
    Mr. Kareem, allow me to
    introduce you to Zelada the Sage.
[14:34] ---
    He's this wizard you were telling me about?
[14:36] ---
    That's right. The greatest in the world
    when it comes to controlling the dead.
[14:40] ---
    Your words honor me, sir.
[14:42] ---
    I simply do what I can
    for the sake of my master.
[14:47] ---
    He said "the dead."
    Does he mean users of fairy dust?
[14:51] ---
    Indeed.
[14:53] ---
    My magics have not the slightest
    effect on those who are pure of soul.
[14:59] ---
    And that's where this comes in!
[15:01] ---
    That's the fairy bomb?
[15:03] ---
    A prototype, but yeah.
[15:05] ---
    I'm about to test it right now.
[15:07] ---
    What do you mean?
[15:09] ---
    I called them here. Using 911.
[15:12] ---
    I said something about suspicious
    people making a ruckus.
[15:15] ---
    This place is off limits.
[15:17] ---
    --Hands above your heads, all of you!
    --Don't look at the light.
[15:28] ---
    And it takes effect instantly!
[15:30] ---
    What's the verdict, Zelada?
[15:32] ---
    It worked, my lord.
    The two of them are already dead.
[15:38] ---
    Make 'em salute, then.
[15:40] ---
    As you wish.
[15:43] ---
    Have one shoot the other.
[15:45] ---
    Yes, sir.
[15:51] ---
    Poor bastard! He's dead!
[15:53] ---
    Now... hmm...
[15:56] ---
    Make him dance on the hood!
[16:01] ---
    Zelada, looks like you don't
    know how to dance, huh?
[16:06] ---
    I'm sorry, sir.
[16:09] ---
    Hilarious, huh? Huh?
[16:12] ---
    How many can be controlled by this?
[16:14] ---
    Five thousand? Ten thousand?
    However many you like.
[16:16] ---
    The most I've ever controlled at once is 100.
[16:20] ---
    What?
[16:22] ---
    That was a prototype.
    The finished product will be even more amazing.
[16:26] ---
    We're using the entire body of a powerful fairy.
[16:30] ---
    The blast radius should be...
    five kilometers or so?
[16:34] ---
    That's the size of a nuke.
[16:36] ---
    We could use this to overthrow
    the government of a superpower!
[16:40] ---
    Use it however you like.
[16:42] ---
    You'll have to rent Zelada too, though.
[16:46] ---
    We'll pay.
[16:47] ---
    Sounds good.
[16:49] ---
    I'll get it ready for you,
    so make sure you've got the cash.
[16:51] ---
    My lord, what should we do with him?
[16:54] ---
    Oh, take care of him.
[17:36] ---
    It's not the first time I've been
    pallbearer for a coworker,
[17:39] ---
    but you know, it's tough.
[17:41] ---
    It's part of the job.
[17:43] ---
    The force has lost three people this month.
    Morale's in the gutter.
[17:49] ---
    But the city council's trying
    to cut our budget even more.
[17:54] ---
    They don't see the reality. The bastards.
[17:58] ---
    Chief?
[18:00] ---
    Never mind. Focus on the job in front of you.
[18:09] ---
    Are you sure you're okay?
[18:11] ---
    With what?
[18:12] ---
    Nothing.
[18:14] ---
    Let's go.
[18:19] ---
    Was it long?
[18:20] ---
    Was what long?
[18:21] ---
    Your relationship with the deceased.
    You were his partner, right?
[18:24] ---
    Yeah, I guess. Rick was a good guy.
[18:27] ---
    He and I never did agree on which
    baseball team to support, though.
[18:33] ---
    In my country, it's said that
    those who are mourned by many
[18:37] ---
    go to a country of eternal,
    peaceful spring after death.
[18:41] ---
    That's probably what will
    happen to Detective Fury.
[18:44] ---
    Trying to make me feel better?
[18:46] ---
    Is that bad?
[18:47] ---
    No.
[18:49] ---
    Do you know what you should
    say at times like this, then?
[18:52] ---
    "Dasch zanna." "Thank you," right?
[18:55] ---
    Well done.
[18:59] ---
    Kei, got a second?
[19:00] ---
    What's up, Jamie?
[19:02] ---
    You know a patrol car went missing last night?
[19:06] ---
    The one from precinct 22, right?
[19:08] ---
    It was found in Eastrock Park.
[19:11] ---
    Along with two dead officers.
[19:21] ---
    We know that they were killed
    at a construction site in Redmoor.
[19:25] ---
    They were brought here in their
    patrol car and then thrown into the lake.
[19:29] ---
    You're sure it's murder?
[19:31] ---
    From the angle of the bullet wound,
    this one looks like suicide.
[19:34] ---
    Not sure. We'll have to wait
    for the autopsy to be sure.
[19:38] ---
    Let's have our police dog take a look...
[19:41] ---
    Hey, Tilarna!
[19:48] ---
    I'm surprised you remembered my name!
[19:52] ---
    Just take a look at the bodies.
[19:54] ---
    Bonah Tilarna.
[19:56] ---
    That's what I told you to call me.
[19:57] ---
    Just take a look at this!
[20:01] ---
    These are dead.
    Just like the assassin and the dealer.
[20:06] ---
    So they were regular users of fairy dust?
[20:08] ---
    These guys were cops.
[20:10] ---
    But I'm sure of it.
[20:11] ---
    If a cop's using, his coworkers
    are gonna notice right away.
[20:15] ---
    Maybe they used gold jewelry.
[20:17] ---
    Gold jewelry?
[20:18] ---
    Gold jewelry can be used as a catalyst
    to enhance the power of latena.
[20:22] ---
    But if you wanted something
    with this kind of power,
[20:24] ---
    you couldn't have a mistake
    the width of a human hair.
[20:27] ---
    Even the best craftsmen
    in my country couldn't make it.
[20:30] ---
    Maybe I'm wrong.
[20:32] ---
    No, wait.
[20:33] ---
    Maybe a human couldn't do it.
[20:36] ---
    But what about a digitally
    controlled manufacturing device?
[20:40] ---
    Okay, there we go.
[20:43] ---
    What?
[20:44] ---
    Not many people are buying
    powerful manufacturing machines.
[20:47] ---
    I found someone using a dummy corporation. Look.
[20:51] ---
    Dennis Elbaji.
[20:52] ---
    A Semanian club owner?
[20:54] ---
    What the hell does a guy like that
    want with a manufacturing device?
[20:57] ---
    Let's arrest him!
[20:58] ---
    For what?
[21:00] ---
    Anything! We need to
    capture him and question him!
[21:03] ---
    We can't do that.
[21:04] ---
    The Earth is ruled by a god named
    "fundamental rights."
[21:09] ---
    We need some proof to convince a judge.
[21:11] ---
    But we need to hurry!
[21:14] ---
    We need to do the paperwork.
[21:16] ---
    Her life is on the line!
[21:19] ---
    Her? You mean the fairy?
[21:23] ---
    Seems like this is personal.
[21:25] ---
    What about you, Kei?
[21:28] ---
    Do you not care if that fiel, that fairy, dies?
[21:32] ---
    I feel responsible.
[21:35] ---
    I have my own responsibility towards her.
[21:40] ---
    You going to the bathroom?
[21:59] ---
    I thought it was more important than her life...
[23:36] ---
    "Next time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

E3 - Midnight Train

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[00:07] ---
    Suicide?
[00:10] ---
    That idiot...
[00:11] ---
    Kei?
[00:13] ---
    I'm sending you the info on this
    Elbaji guy and his company.
[00:20] ---
    Cammy, I'm not seeing it.
[00:22] ---
    Don't you have something to say?
[00:24] ---
    Thank you.
[00:26] ---
    You're welcome.
[00:31] ---
    What happened to that Tilarna girl?
[00:33] ---
    I haven't seen her...
[00:36] ---
    Oh, she's in the sleeping room.
[00:38] ---
    She's in a new city. It's tiring her out.
[00:41] ---
    So what's with the sword, then?
[00:47] ---
    Sorry. I took my eyes off her
    for a minute and she split.
[00:50] ---
    Bring her back. Now.
[00:52] ---
    I don't want people complaining
    about the investigation.
[01:00] ---
    Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
    appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
[01:05] ---
    Beyond the gate lay a strange world
    filled with fairies and monsters.
[01:10] ---
    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[01:13] ---
    This city is Earth's "front door."
[01:16] ---
    Over two million citizens
    from both worlds live here.
[01:19] ---
    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[01:23] ---
    The world's newest "city of dreams."
[01:27] ---
    But in the shadows of all this
    chaos lurked countless crimes.
[01:31] ---
    Drugs. Prostitution.
[01:33] ---
    Weapons smuggling.
[01:34] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
[01:37] ---
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[03:24] ---
    Well?
[03:25] ---
    Without my help, you'd have been turned
    away at the front door, Sister Tilarna.
[03:32] ---
    Be grateful to the God of Earth.
[03:35] ---
    Does your "God" help with fake IDs?
[03:38] ---
    I would've preferred
    a more normal outfit, though.
[03:42] ---
    Don't let it look like it's bothering you.
[03:45] ---
    On Earth, high-ranking women walk like this.
[03:49] ---
    Now try it.
[03:52] ---
    Like this?
[03:58] ---
    Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
[04:01] ---
    Don't you think that's wonderful, Brother Kenny?
[04:05] ---
    Cute...
[04:14] ---
    I can't stand this stuff.
[04:17] ---
    Play some damn disco music.
[04:19] ---
    This isn't that kind of place.
[04:21] ---
    This is far enough.
[04:22] ---
    Here's your payment.
[04:25] ---
    That was easy. Thank you.
[04:28] ---
    You sure about this, miss?
[04:30] ---
    Isn't this important to you?
[04:32] ---
    My mother gave it to me.
    But I don't need it anymore.
[04:35] ---
    But...
[04:36] ---
    Thanks for everything.
[04:40] ---
    Okay, Brother.
    Let's have some fun while we're here.
[04:45] ---
    But Father, she seemed like
    something was really bothering her.
[04:50] ---
    Kids that age have a lot on their mind.
[04:52] ---
    Let her get some experience
    with different things.
[04:54] ---
    Like O, or V, or A.
[04:57] ---
    I'm worried...
[05:06] ---
    Give me water.
[05:09] ---
    Water.
[05:14] ---
    Hey, having fun?
[05:17] ---
    --Get lost.
    --Aww, lighten up.
[05:20] ---
    You're a noble from the Tiburani area, right?
[05:23] ---
    Surprised?
[05:24] ---
    I'm from your world, too.
[05:27] ---
    Then why didn't you speak to me in Farbani?
[05:32] ---
    Apologies.
[05:33] ---
    I thought the language of the doreany
    would be more suited for a place like this.
[05:38] ---
    Speak as you like. I don't care.
[05:40] ---
    Really? Great, all that fancy
    noble language tires me the hell out.
[05:45] ---
    Can we talk like this instead?
[05:47] ---
    Tell me what you want.
[05:48] ---
    I'm hitting on you.
[05:49] ---
    I love girls like you.
    How about we go have a good time?
[05:55] ---
    I'm looking for someone. Bother somebody else.
[05:58] ---
    Who are you after?
[06:01] ---
    Dennis Elbaji. The guy who runs this place.
[06:05] ---
    Oh, Dennis?
[06:06] ---
    Dennis... Dennis. Oh, Dennis!
[06:10] ---
    Dennis Elbaji's a friend of mine.
    Want an introduction?
[06:15] ---
    Don't make that face. Just come with me.
[06:21] ---
    Now...
[06:25] ---
    Actually, I'm Dennis Elbaji.
[06:28] ---
    Surprised?
[06:29] ---
    Not really.
[06:30] ---
    Well, that's no fun.
[06:33] ---
    So, what do you want, miss?
[06:36] ---
    I am Tilarna Exedilica.
[06:38] ---
    I was sent here by the Knights of Mirvor.
[06:41] ---
    A knight, huh?
[06:42] ---
    I know what you're up to.
[06:45] ---
    Give back the fairy.
[06:47] ---
    Oh, that?
[06:48] ---
    No way. That's product.
[06:52] ---
    I thought you'd say that.
[06:55] ---
    You seem like you're ready to die, huh?
[06:57] ---
    We're done talking, then.
[07:03] ---
    Incompetents.
[07:06] ---
    That's what happens when
    you rely on doreany weapons.
[07:09] ---
    Agreed.
[07:11] ---
    Kids these days are just wimps.
    It's a real problem!
[07:16] ---
    I guess I should ask.
[07:18] ---
    Who's your teacher?
[07:19] ---
    I have no intention of answering.
[07:21] ---
    I see.
[07:27] ---
    He's...
[07:31] ---
    I can see your panties, Tilarna.
[07:37] ---
    I won't kill you yet.
[07:39] ---
    I have lots of questions, after all.
[07:50] ---
    This area hasn't been developed yet.
[07:53] ---
    There're still traces of the other world.
[07:56] ---
    Nobody lives here anymore.
    They all moved to the doreany town.
[08:00] ---
    Can't make a single dollar
    raising crops, after all.
[08:05] ---
    Do you know the name of Earth's god?
[08:09] ---
    "Money."
[08:10] ---
    Simplest thing in the world, right?
[08:12] ---
    I've converted to its religion, too.
[08:23] ---
    I've been waiting for you, my master.
[08:26] ---
    Zelada, the goods are ready, right?
[08:28] ---
    Yes. If you'll follow me...
[08:31] ---
    Who is this lady?
[08:33] ---
    One of the Knights of Mirvor.
[08:34] ---
    She found my club somehow.
[08:37] ---
    Ask her all about it.
[08:39] ---
    Leave it to me.
[08:40] ---
    I'll make her tell you everything.
[08:47] ---
    Now, Mr. Kareem, let's finish the deal.
[08:54] ---
    What a mess.
[08:59] ---
    What's the situation?
[09:00] ---
    An old temple in the Hightails.
[09:02] ---
    Matched the records the delivery people had.
[09:05] ---
    Keep watching.
[09:06] ---
    SWAT's on their way.
[09:09] ---
    When will they get here?
[09:10] ---
    Thirty minutes.
[09:11] ---
    That long? Make them hurry!
[09:14] ---
    Stay put.
[09:17] ---
    We need to move up the schedule.
[09:22] ---
    I'm sorry. Please keep an eye on her.
[09:25] ---
    What about the questioning?
[09:26] ---
    I'll be right back.
[09:46] ---
    A fire?
[09:53] ---
    Shit!
[09:58] ---
    Damn it, now I'm Don Quixote.
[10:09] ---
    Arms of great strength.
    Protection of the war god.
[10:14] ---
    Hey, you need to stay put!
[10:24] ---
    What are you doing?
[10:27] ---
    My job.
[10:30] ---
    I guess I'll say it.
    This is the police. Throw down your--
[10:35] ---
    Yeah, thought so.
[10:43] ---
    Where's the fairy? Tell me!
[11:08] ---
    How awful...
[11:10] ---
    It's worse for me.
[11:14] ---
    It takes cash to make
    the drugs I turn them into.
[11:19] ---
    And then there was the investment
    to make my new product.
[11:21] ---
    And now the place is going up in flames.
    It's depressing.
[11:25] ---
    Shut up!
[11:27] ---
    Oh, you mad?
[11:28] ---
    The fairies are holy and inviolable beings.
[11:32] ---
    But you...
[11:34] ---
    This is my new product.
[11:38] ---
    I can use a fairy as a medium
[11:40] ---
    to turn everyone within a few kilometers
    into fairy dust addicts instantly.
[11:45] ---
    A psychic bomb, you could call it.
[11:47] ---
    I'm trying to come up
    with a cooler name, though.
[11:50] ---
    That's terrifying...
[11:52] ---
    You're no longer even human!
[11:54] ---
    Human... Human, huh?
[11:58] ---
    I grew up in the same world you did.
    My family were warriors.
[12:01] ---
    Sword fighting. Mounted combat.
[12:03] ---
    Etiquette. Magic.
[12:05] ---
    I was forced to master it all.
[12:07] ---
    Then I was gonna spend the rest of my life
    being bossed around by incompetent nobles
[12:10] ---
    before dying in some
    stupid fight over territory.
[12:13] ---
    Thus ends a life lived with honor.
    Disgusting, huh?
[12:18] ---
    But Earth's different.
[12:20] ---
    It's the American dream, you know!
[12:24] ---
    Remember what I said? Money.
[12:26] ---
    With money, you can have whatever you want.
    This place is much more human!
[12:30] ---
    Shut up!
[12:33] ---
    So you're another one of the morons, huh?
    That's a shame.
[12:37] ---
    There'll be no holding back!
[12:42] ---
    Dance, dance!
[12:45] ---
    Come on! A little more and
    your boobs will come spilling out!
[12:49] ---
    If I only had my sword...
[12:51] ---
    Tilarna!
[13:02] ---
    That stance. That sword. Vreideni style, huh?
[13:05] ---
    I told you. I'm not giving you a name.
[13:08] ---
    This'll be fun!
[13:10] ---
    Want some help?
[13:11] ---
    No! I'll kill him myself!
[13:16] ---
    Okay! Get him!
[13:18] ---
    My deepest thanks!
[13:27] ---
    You bitch...
[13:38] ---
    I'll tell you before you die.
[13:40] ---
    My teacher's name is Lord Garada Vreideni.
[13:43] ---
    Tell it to the demons in hell.
[13:46] ---
    Screw you...
[13:52] ---
    Nicely done. I would turned tail and run.
[13:56] ---
    He was a scary dude.
[13:58] ---
    He was a fierce enemy.
[13:59] ---
    What's with the outfit?
[14:02] ---
    D-Don't stare at me!
[14:04] ---
    It's not the kind of clothing I like!
[14:06] ---
    Sure. Let's get out of here.
[14:09] ---
    Wait. She's still...
[14:13] ---
    A fake?
[14:14] ---
    What?
[14:17] ---
    It's just a doll.
[14:20] ---
    I don't sense any latena.
[14:21] ---
    The real one is getting further away.
[14:24] ---
    So somebody took it?
[14:25] ---
    Quiet. I can't concentrate.
[14:31] ---
    Here.
[14:36] ---
    Those footprints are new.
[14:38] ---
    That red wizard took the bomb
    she was trapped in and fled.
[14:44] ---
    I'll explain on the way.
[14:45] ---
    Let's go, Kei.
[14:48] ---
    A psychic bomb, huh?
[14:50] ---
    I don't know if I understand the particulars,
[14:52] ---
    but that explains what happens
    to the guys from Precinct 22.
[14:55] ---
    That wizard, Zelada, took it.
[14:58] ---
    If he uses it, the results will be horrific.
[15:00] ---
    Tens of thousands of people
    turned into addicts in an instant.
[15:03] ---
    And he can make them do
    whatever he wants, huh?
[15:07] ---
    Quiet. She's very close.
[15:17] ---
    Stop!
[15:19] ---
    Hands up. Slowly.
[15:23] ---
    Oh, you're the undercover
    cop from the other day.
[15:28] ---
    Hello, there...
[15:29] ---
    Careful, Kei!
[15:32] ---
    You're gonna pay for what you did to Rick.
    You're spending the rest of your life in jail.
[15:36] ---
    How could you do that to an old man?
[15:39] ---
    Show a little mercy.
[15:41] ---
    Shut up. You're under arrest.
[15:45] ---
    Matoba, looks like you caught the guy.
[15:49] ---
    Chief?
[15:51] ---
    SWAT's cleaning up.
[15:54] ---
    They caught the terrorists
    who were buying the bomb, too.
[15:58] ---
    Good to hear. But why are you here?
[16:01] ---
    This is why.
[16:04] ---
    Don't move.
[16:07] ---
    Let him go.
[16:11] ---
    Use my car.
[16:13] ---
    My deepest thanks, Sir Roth...
[16:15] ---
    Wait!
[16:18] ---
    Throw down the gun, Matoba.
[16:19] ---
    Chief...
[16:21] ---
    Do it.
[16:26] ---
    Oh, right... Sir Matoba, was it?
[16:30] ---
    You've grown so handsome.
[16:32] ---
    I barely recognized you from
    the time we met in that swamp.
[16:41] ---
    It was you?
[16:42] ---
    It was you, wasn't it?
[16:43] ---
    You wiped out my unit during the war!
[16:47] ---
    Have a lovely evening.
[16:50] ---
    Don't move, Matoba.
[16:52] ---
    He killed Rick!
[16:55] ---
    Were you the one informing him
    about the investigation?
[16:59] ---
    Yeah. It was all me.
[17:02] ---
    I'm the one who gave you an inexperienced
    Semanian to slow you down.
[17:06] ---
    The one who had an assassin sent after Alvarez.
[17:10] ---
    And told Zelada that the temple
    hideout had been found.
[17:14] ---
    And killed Rick, too?
[17:17] ---
    Answer me!
[17:18] ---
    Fury had almost found me out.
[17:21] ---
    I couldn't help it.
[17:25] ---
    I don't get it...
[17:26] ---
    Roth, you of all people...
[17:28] ---
    Why?
[17:30] ---
    He and I want the same thing.
[17:31] ---
    That man, Zelada, hates Earth's civilization.
[17:36] ---
    He wants terrorism to sow hatred
    between Earth and the Semanians.
[17:40] ---
    And so do I.
[17:43] ---
    Coexistence and peace
    are lies the idealists tell.
[17:47] ---
    We can never understand each other.
[17:49] ---
    We have to be separated.
[17:51] ---
    Some people are adapting just fine.
[17:54] ---
    And their ability to adapt is what scares me!
[17:57] ---
    Look at their vitality.
[18:00] ---
    Three generations from now,
    they'll be ruling the Earth!
[18:05] ---
    The invasion will be over
    before anybody realizes...
[18:07] ---
    Yes... Even the invaders
    don't know they're doing it!
[18:14] ---
    The world needs to know
    how dangerous they are.
[18:18] ---
    And that psychic bomb can make them afraid
[18:22] ---
    without damaging the infrastructure of society.
[18:27] ---
    And you call yourself a police officer?
[18:30] ---
    An officer? But more importantly,
    I'm a human living on Earth.
[18:37] ---
    Kei Matoba, I thought you might understand.
[18:41] ---
    You want me to join you? Screw you.
[18:44] ---
    I'm sorry to hear that.
[18:46] ---
    You always hide a revolver at your ankle, right?
[18:49] ---
    Give it a try, if you want.
[19:16] ---
    You were like a dad to me.
[19:20] ---
    I see.
[19:23] ---
    I'm sorry.
[19:28] ---
    Kei...
[19:30] ---
    No, I'm fine.
[19:32] ---
    I'm amazed you survived.
[19:36] ---
    I can't believe it.
[19:37] ---
    Neither can I.
[19:42] ---
    Let's follow him.
[19:44] ---
    Zelada?
[19:45] ---
    He's gonna use that bomb. And right now, too.
[19:50] ---
    We found the chief's car.
    Forest Tower, in Queen's Valley.
[19:54] ---
    Thanks.
[19:56] ---
    Kei. About the chief...
[19:59] ---
    We'll talk later.
    Get some officers there.
[20:03] ---
    Forest Tower is one of the
    tallest buildings in the city.
[20:07] ---
    He's going to use the psychic bomb there?
[20:09] ---
    It may be more effective
    there than on the ground.
[20:13] ---
    I see.
[20:14] ---
    Just like a nuke, huh?
[20:17] ---
    What's this place like?
[20:18] ---
    Loaded with rich folks.
    Common folk never go there.
[20:22] ---
    Maybe it's not even worth stopping him.
[20:27] ---
    I know. It was a joke.
[20:29] ---
    Good, then.
[20:32] ---
    Kei.
[20:32] ---
    What?
[20:34] ---
    That wizard... Zelada... You know him?
[20:39] ---
    Who knows? To me, he's just another perp.
[20:49] ---
    It's that wizard Zelada's doing.
[20:53] ---
    Above!
[20:55] ---
    Is he dangerous?
[20:57] ---
    A wizard's power is something to be feared.
[20:59] ---
    They can blind a warrior
    or create poisonous flames.
[21:02] ---
    Your weapons are no match...
[21:04] ---
    Even this thing? It's a good gun,
    and I've been using it for a long time.
[21:08] ---
    Your doreany weapons have no soul.
[21:11] ---
    No... I feel a faint latena from this gun.
[21:18] ---
    Feelings put into an object,
    no matter what it is, will create latena.
[21:28] ---
    Stay close to me, Kei. I'm the only one
    who can spot the enemy's ambush.
[21:33] ---
    But...
[21:35] ---
    If you're my partner, trust me.
[21:39] ---
    Got it.
[21:43] ---
    Get back!
[21:45] ---
    Ahead! Run!
[21:49] ---
    That fire will burn your lungs.
    You won't be able to breathe...
[21:52] ---
    So you'll choke to death, huh? Damn.
[21:56] ---
    That's her!
[22:00] ---
    Leahyah!
[23:35] ---
    "Next time"
[23:36] ---
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

E4 - In The Air Tonight

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[00:01] ---
    Let's follow him.
[00:03] ---
    Zelada?
[00:03] ---
    He's gonna use that bomb. And right now, too.
[00:07] ---
    Stay close to me, Kei.
[00:10] ---
    I'm the only one who can
    spot the enemy's ambush.
[00:13] ---
    If you're my partner, trust me.
[00:17] ---
    Got it.
[01:51] ---
    Leahyah!
[01:55] ---
    Wait! It's a trap!
[01:56] ---
    But I have to go!
[01:57] ---
    You're right but... Damn it!
[02:03] ---
    I don't know what the hell
    to do with this thing.
[02:04] ---
    Then smash it!
[02:06] ---
    It may blow up if I mess with it.
[02:09] ---
    How do I disarm this?
[02:12] ---
    Is it even a bomb?
[02:15] ---
    What a reckless effort!
[02:18] ---
    I can assure you,
    for your own safety, it's best to run.
[02:24] ---
    Damn you!
[02:26] ---
    When I see a guy with a grin like yours,
[02:28] ---
    nothing makes my day
    more than messing up his plans.
[02:31] ---
    Oh, my... You know you're helpless.
[02:33] ---
    Shut up!
[02:35] ---
    See? You're helpless.
[02:37] ---
    It's an illusion!
[02:39] ---
    Above!
[02:44] ---
    Kei!
[02:49] ---
    Too bad, Sir Matoba!
[02:51] ---
    You've lost once more.
[02:54] ---
    Now, on to the next one...
[02:57] ---
    This is so much fun!
[03:03] ---
    Where is he? Damn it.
[03:05] ---
    I can't see him.
[03:07] ---
    No, don't rely on your eyes.
[03:09] ---
    Sound. Focus on the sound.
[03:13] ---
    The sound...
[03:21] ---
    Over there?
[03:27] ---
    What?
[03:29] ---
    Oh! The pain...!
[03:42] ---
    Well done.
[03:43] ---
    It's been 103 years since
    I've been wounded like this.
[03:50] ---
    Stop talking and prepare to die, monster!
[03:54] ---
    No, I'm afraid it would bring shame
    upon the Marzaney Sect
[03:58] ---
    if I were to die at the hands of a mere barshe.
[04:02] ---
    And thus...
[04:05] ---
    Farewell!
[04:18] ---
    Kei!
[04:20] ---
    I defeated Zelada.
    But I don't have any elixirs to heal you.
[04:25] ---
    I'm sorry.
[04:28] ---
    R-Run...
[04:35] ---
    There's no time.
[04:37] ---
    I'm going to spend the last
    moments of my life with her.
[04:40] ---
    You should be grateful.
[04:42] ---
    I've decided to die next to an uncouth,
    boorish, and sarcastic man like you.
[04:47] ---
    I'd rather... you didn't...
[04:51] ---
    "My dear Leahyah..."
[04:55] ---
    Like I promised, I've come to save you.
[04:59] ---
    When I was a child, lost in the forest,
    you saved me and showed me the way home.
[05:06] ---
    Remember what we promised then?
[05:08] ---
    That we'd always be friends.
[05:11] ---
    That's why I came.
    I came, like I said I would.
[05:15] ---
    I didn't let you die alone.
[05:18] ---
    So Leahyah, don't be scared.
    Let's stay together.
[05:30] ---
    Leahyah? No! Don't do it!
[05:32] ---
    Stop! Leahyah!
[05:37] ---
    Leahyah!
[05:48] ---
    "Peaceful color..."
[05:49] ---
    "Powerless color."
[05:51] ---
    "I beg you to give them more time."
[05:54] ---
    "Rarest of colors."
[06:00] ---
    I'm alive?
[06:03] ---
    What is this?
[06:04] ---
    I used a healing spell.
[06:07] ---
    I needed an elixir to heal
    the damage the poison did.
[06:11] ---
    An elixir with powerful latena.
[06:14] ---
    An elixir?
[06:16] ---
    I used her body to make it.
[06:19] ---
    That fairy died?
[06:22] ---
    Yes.
[06:25] ---
    The catalyst for the psychic
    bomb was a living fairy.
[06:30] ---
    She knew that, it seems.
[06:36] ---
    And she sacrificed her life to save me.
[07:07] ---
    Kei Matoba, thank you for everything.
[07:09] ---
    Um, well... You too.
[07:13] ---
    I may be returning home in shame
    instead of dying with honor,
[07:16] ---
    but I learned that there are
    some good warriors on Earth.
[07:20] ---
    Oh, you forgot something.
[07:24] ---
    That's...
[07:25] ---
    I got it back from O'Neill.
[07:27] ---
    It's expensive, right?
    Too expensive to give to a tour guide.
[07:31] ---
    But...
[07:32] ---
    Just take it.
[07:42] ---
    Bye.
[07:43] ---
    Bye.
[07:45] ---
    Farewell, gallant doreany soldier!
[08:29] ---
    Kuroi, I'm home.
[08:39] ---
    Amazing! Two three pointers in a row!
[08:43] ---
    What is this?
[08:45] ---
    A sports show.
[08:46] ---
    No idea what the rules are.
[08:48] ---
    No, you! You!
[08:50] ---
    What are you doing here?
[08:51] ---
    Oh, that?
[08:54] ---
    I changed my mind.
[08:56] ---
    We're not sure that Zelada's really dead.
[08:59] ---
    And this city is filled with villains.
[09:01] ---
    I figured there's more I can do.
[09:04] ---
    What?
[09:10] ---
    You're being treated as a detective?
[09:12] ---
    And working in my department?
[09:14] ---
    Yup.
[09:15] ---
    So I'll be staying here for a while.
[09:17] ---
    Any questions, partner?
[09:21] ---
    Part... ner?
[09:31] ---
    Tomorrow's gonna be an early morning.
    Time for bed.
[09:34] ---
    Got it.
[09:36] ---
    Goodnight, Kei.
[09:38] ---
    "Night, Tilarna."
[09:46] ---
    This is the police! Open up!
[09:47] ---
    Shit! It's the cops!
[09:49] ---
    Who tipped them off?!
[09:51] ---
    Go! Go! Go!
[10:10] ---
    Make the slightest move and you're dead.
[10:33] ---
    Got it.
[10:35] ---
    Matoba! Exedilica! Get over here!
[10:38] ---
    Now!
[10:44] ---
    Chief Zimmer, is there a problem--
[10:46] ---
    Matoba, they tell me you chopped off
    one of the gang member's arms.
[10:49] ---
    It wasn't me! It was her--
[10:51] ---
    Quiet! I don't care who it was.
[10:54] ---
    You two are a pair.
[10:55] ---
    If that alien there rapes a 100-year-old man...
[10:58] ---
    ...it'd be the same as if you did it!
[11:01] ---
    I'd be calling you a pervert
    for the rest of your life!
[11:03] ---
    --That's not--
    --Don't worry.
[11:05] ---
    I'm a fair boss.
[11:06] ---
    So if your shit spills out of the toilet bowl,
[11:09] ---
    I'll make the alien there
    clean it up with her tongue!
[11:12] ---
    We clear?
[11:14] ---
    Yes, sir.
[11:15] ---
    So, why did you chop off the guy's arm?
[11:19] ---
    His lawyer's gonna be overjoyed.
[11:21] ---
    It wasn't an arm. It was a finger.
[11:23] ---
    And Inspector Zimmer...
[11:25] ---
    Don't call me an alien.
[11:27] ---
    That's racist!
[11:28] ---
    Oh, is it?
[11:31] ---
    I'll keep that in mind.
[11:34] ---
    You know Gardner down at
    the prosecutor's office, right?
[11:37] ---
    I'll talk to him, but I need a report
    on my desk by 9:00 AM tomorrow!
[11:42] ---
    Don't even be a minute late!
[11:44] ---
    Uh... roger.
[11:46] ---
    That goes for you too, alien!
[11:48] ---
    Ask Matoba how to write it!
[11:51] ---
    He's pretty brutal.
    So that's Roth's successor, huh?
[11:56] ---
    Why is he yelling at me?
    I was carrying out justice!
[12:00] ---
    You went too far.
[12:02] ---
    It's because you let your guard down!
[12:04] ---
    It's your fault!
[12:05] ---
    I didn't ask for your help.
[12:09] ---
    I don't know how you can even say that.
[12:11] ---
    Would it kill you to say, "thank you"?
[12:14] ---
    --In the name of the great god Kizenya...
    --Kei!
[12:17] ---
    Over here!
[12:19] ---
    We're being called.
    You can pray next week.
[12:25] ---
    He's such a jerk!
[12:28] ---
    That hurt! What was that for?
[12:30] ---
    Shut up!
[12:32] ---
    Stop it! You're embarrassing me!
[12:34] ---
    Rakebye!
[12:35] ---
    Why are you flirting with her?
[12:37] ---
    I am not.
[12:39] ---
    Did something happen?
[12:40] ---
    We don't know.
[12:42] ---
    This garage belongs to the guys we just cuffed.
[12:55] ---
    A coffin?
[12:58] ---
    It's a little too strange for that.
[13:00] ---
    Does it belong to a Semanian?
[13:02] ---
    I don't know.
[13:03] ---
    I've seen these letters in an old book.
[13:06] ---
    Moon... Forbidden... Blood.
[13:10] ---
    That's all I can read.
[13:12] ---
    What's inside?
[13:13] ---
    What if it's some valuable work of art?
[13:15] ---
    We need to be careful with it.
[13:16] ---
    Who gives a shit? Smash it open.
[13:24] ---
    Is that...
[13:26] ---
    ...a mummy?
[13:28] ---
    It looks like a princess or something to me.
[13:41] ---
    I can't be sure, but it looks
    like a Semanian woman.
[13:45] ---
    Of course it is.
[13:46] ---
    It's a mummy in Semanian clothes,
    found in a Semanian coffin.
[13:52] ---
    They have a different number of teeth.
[13:54] ---
    Humans have 32 teeth.
[13:56] ---
    But Semanians have 28.
[14:04] ---
    I'll give her an autopsy if you want, I guess,
[14:06] ---
    but we deal in fresh corpses, not mummies.
[14:08] ---
    You'd be better off giving her to
    an archaeologist, don't you think?
[14:13] ---
    We can send her to a lab when you're done.
[14:15] ---
    Time of death. Age. Cause of death.
[14:17] ---
    I want to know all of that tonight.
[14:20] ---
    Kei, I've been on the clock since this morning.
[14:24] ---
    What a coincidence! Me too.
[14:28] ---
    You're such a jerk.
[14:30] ---
    I agree.
[14:31] ---
    Right?
[14:32] ---
    I'm amazed you decided
    to stay here and work with him.
[14:35] ---
    I think it was temporary insanity.
[14:37] ---
    I deeply regret it now.
[14:40] ---
    I know, right?
[14:41] ---
    He's cold and mean.
[14:42] ---
    But once in a while, he's nice
    and it catches you off guard!
[14:45] ---
    Make sure you don't let him fool you.
[14:47] ---
    I don't really understand,
    but I'll remember that.
[14:50] ---
    Hey.
[14:51] ---
    You wouldn't believe what
    happened the first day we met.
[14:54] ---
    He brings me the body of
    some gang member he just killed,
[14:57] ---
    and then do you know what he says?
[14:59] ---
    "Don't steal the change out of his pockets"!
[15:01] ---
    I know what you mean!
[15:02] ---
    I saved his life today, and he said
    he didn't ask for my help!
[15:06] ---
    Next time something happens,
    I'm just going to let him die.
[15:09] ---
    Smart.
[15:10] ---
    When he dies, why don't we dissect him together?
[15:13] ---
    We can slit open his stomach and take a selfie!
[15:19] ---
    I love it, Bozah Epps!
[15:21] ---
    Make sure you invite me.
[15:23] ---
    Call me Cecil, Miss Exedilica.
[15:25] ---
    Cecil, you can call me Tilarna, too!
[15:30] ---
    You're sure getting friendly fast.
[15:32] ---
    Dr. Epps, the results of the lab test are in.
[15:36] ---
    There's nothing wrong with
    being friendly with our clients,
[15:39] ---
    but don't forget to do your job.
[15:41] ---
    Okay. I'll be right there.
[15:47] ---
    What's his problem?
[15:50] ---
    He's your apprentice, right?
[15:51] ---
    My assistant.
[15:53] ---
    He doesn't like me.
[15:55] ---
    It might be the other way around.
    He may have a crush on you.
[15:59] ---
    Oh, are you worried?
[16:02] ---
    Quiet.
[16:03] ---
    I'll wait to hear from you, then.
[16:11] ---
    I'm a little worried.
[16:13] ---
    Bodies like that aren't something
    to be touched lightly.
[16:16] ---
    If you're worried about bacteria, don't be.
    Cecil's a pro.
[16:20] ---
    No. The spirits of the deceased
    are drawn to corpses.
[16:23] ---
    It's best not to touch them.
[16:25] ---
    That's not an option. She's evidence.
[16:28] ---
    And she might belong to some noble somewhere.
[16:34] ---
    Anyway...
[16:37] ---
    Are you close to Cecil?
[16:39] ---
    I explained this before, didn't I?
[16:42] ---
    That "ex" word, was it?
[16:44] ---
    It wasn't in the dictionary.
[16:46] ---
    Don't worry about it. We're still friends.
[16:52] ---
    Wait.
[16:53] ---
    Still? What does that mean?
[16:56] ---
    Forget it.
[17:00] ---
    I ain't talking to no cop.
[17:05] ---
    Bring me my damn lawyer.
[17:11] ---
    Villain! Start talking!
[17:16] ---
    Do you know what happens
    to criminals who defile corpses?
[17:23] ---
    Their limbs are cut off
    while they're still alive
[17:25] ---
    before they're stuffed into a barrel
    filled with poison insects
[17:27] ---
    and left there overnight,
    and then thrown into the Obiza swamp!
[17:30] ---
    If you don't want that to happen to you,
    start talking about that coffin!
[17:35] ---
    I thought you'd do that...
[17:38] ---
    A body of unknown origin,
    kept in a Semanian coffin.
[17:44] ---
    The teeth and cervical vertebrae
[17:46] ---
    suggest that she is a Semanian female.
[17:49] ---
    Simultaneous signs of desiccation and aging.
[17:52] ---
    It's a strange form of mummification
    that you don't see on Earth.
[17:56] ---
    This is an archaeological examination
    that does not require autopsy.
[18:06] ---
    Chapman!
[18:09] ---
    Chapman!
[18:12] ---
    Yes?
[18:14] ---
    Can you take a CT scan of the body?
[18:18] ---
    Sure thing.
[18:21] ---
    Right now.
[18:35] ---
    Please don't hurt me...
[18:38] ---
    We stole the coffin.
[18:41] ---
    We heard it was worth a lot, so...
[18:43] ---
    Where did you steal it? Tell me!
[18:46] ---
    Doras Derill. A graveyard in Doras Derill...
[18:50] ---
    What?
[18:55] ---
    A corpse from Doras Derill?
[18:57] ---
    What's up?
[19:00] ---
    Cecil may be in danger!
[19:02] ---
    What?
[19:03] ---
    Hurry!
[19:06] ---
    Hey!
[19:07] ---
    Shit.
[19:30] ---
    Did something happen?
[19:37] ---
    Chapman?
[19:45] ---
    What's going on?
[20:45] ---
    "Shield of law, protection of the war god."
[20:55] ---
    Cecil!
[20:58] ---
    Tilarna?
[21:03] ---
    Tilarna... The body...
[21:05] ---
    Chapman...
[21:14] ---
    Cecil, run!
[21:16] ---
    B-But...
[21:17] ---
    Hurry!
[21:26] ---
    "Vampire."
[21:35] ---
    The old language...
[21:56] ---
    Did I get her?
[23:35] ---
    "Next time"
[23:36] ---
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

E5 - Lonesome Vampire

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[00:02] ---
    Is that...
[00:04] ---
    ...a mummy?
[00:06] ---
    It looks like a princess or something to me.
[00:22] ---
    Cecil!
[00:25] ---
    Th-The body...
[00:27] ---
    Chapman...
[00:41] ---
    Did I get her?
[00:53] ---
    Damn you...
[00:54] ---
    Tilarna!
[00:55] ---
    Get back, Kei!
[01:10] ---
    Shit!
[01:13] ---
    What the hell was that thing?
[01:16] ---
    A lauden neiven. In your language, a "vampire."
[01:21] ---
    A vampire? I thought she was
    some kind of weird pervert.
[03:02] ---
    So that shriveled-up corpse turned into
    a hot naked chick and attacked somebody?
[03:07] ---
    Not a chance. Did she just
    plump up like instant ramen?
[03:10] ---
    It wasn't a body.
[03:12] ---
    Lauden neiven possess
    terrifying regenerative powers.
[03:16] ---
    No matter how much damage their bodies take,
[03:18] ---
    they can absorb latena,
    the power humans use to live, and revive.
[03:21] ---
    I see. Vampires, huh?
[03:23] ---
    Their race was destroyed many years ago.
[03:26] ---
    But I guess one survived.
[03:29] ---
    If I'd only been more cautious,
    I would've noticed sooner.
[03:33] ---
    But I let someone die.
[03:35] ---
    You saved Cecil, right?
[03:37] ---
    But...
[03:39] ---
    Don't let it get to you.
[03:44] ---
    The more important problem
    is that the monster's still out there.
[03:49] ---
    We've got an emergency warrant out, but...
[03:51] ---
    You doreany can't possibly catch her.
[03:55] ---
    I don't know about that.
[03:57] ---
    My bullets and your sword
    seemed to hurt her just fine.
[04:00] ---
    If she gets surrounded by
    a SWAT team, that'll be that.
[04:03] ---
    SWAT?
[04:04] ---
    Those guys.
[04:07] ---
    They're athletic and have great aim.
[04:09] ---
    I don't train at all, so they're
    a lot more reliable than me.
[04:15] ---
    Accuracy doesn't matter.
[04:17] ---
    What matters is your sense of smell in combat.
[04:20] ---
    For example, why did you have a fire
    extinguisher when you ran down to save me?
[04:24] ---
    Because... I don't know.
    It just felt like the right thing to do.
[04:28] ---
    That's what I mean by sense of smell.
[04:31] ---
    You're an unpleasant man,
    but in that sense, you're worthy of respect.
[04:35] ---
    Is that a compliment?
[04:37] ---
    Idiot.
[04:38] ---
    I'm concerned about the other "bolicemen."
[04:42] ---
    I see.
[04:45] ---
    Lauden neiven are far too dangerous.
[04:51] ---
    You okay?
[04:53] ---
    Yeah. I'm getting a ride home.
[04:56] ---
    And Tilarna, thanks.
[05:04] ---
    There's been another victim.
[05:06] ---
    Where?
[05:07] ---
    Alamo Park. She killed a truck driver.
[05:10] ---
    We've got witnesses, too.
[05:12] ---
    Alamo? That's outside the cordon we set up.
[05:14] ---
    How'd she get so far?
[05:16] ---
    I called you here to find out.
[05:18] ---
    Can she move that fast
    after she got an arm cut off?
[05:22] ---
    I don't know. They're an old race.
[05:24] ---
    "I don't know" isn't good enough.
[05:27] ---
    If we don't find her,
    more people are going to die.
[05:29] ---
    How are you going to fix that?
[05:31] ---
    Well...
[05:32] ---
    That's why I was opposed to this.
[05:34] ---
    No good will come of having
    a Semanian on the force.
[05:38] ---
    Civilized society has its own set of rules,
    and this little girl can't--
[05:43] ---
    I think that's enough, Superintendent.
[05:47] ---
    People are dying while
    you're standing here bitching.
[05:50] ---
    What did you say?
[05:51] ---
    If it weren't for the girl,
    Cecil Epps would be dead,
[05:55] ---
    the vampire would've gotten out
    without anybody noticing,
[05:57] ---
    and nobody would've known
    a thing was wrong until morning.
[05:59] ---
    If anything, we're damn lucky
    it worked out the way it did.
[06:03] ---
    Inspector Zimmer, what are you--
[06:06] ---
    And Exedilica works for me, damn it!
[06:09] ---
    You got a problem with her,
    you come to me first, kid!
[06:16] ---
    Let's go.
[06:19] ---
    I didn't see that coming.
[06:20] ---
    He's just a snot-nosed kid.
[06:22] ---
    He used to piss himself all the time
    when he was a new recruit for the LA Police.
[06:26] ---
    What, you got a problem, too?
[06:28] ---
    Nope. Not at all.
[06:30] ---
    Then don't let every damn thing
    surprise you like that, idiot.
[06:35] ---
    Aye aye, sir.
[06:38] ---
    Matoba, how would you find her?
[06:41] ---
    We can assume the vampire doesn't
    know anything about Earth society.
[06:44] ---
    She can't do anything fancy to escape.
[06:46] ---
    A K-9 unit would be the way to go.
[06:48] ---
    The police dogs are already out there.
[06:51] ---
    We've got one right here.
[06:58] ---
    So she killed the guy while he was driving,
    and the truck crashed?
[07:03] ---
    Maybe she's an idiot?
[07:05] ---
    I don't know.
[07:07] ---
    It's possible she didn't attack the witnesses
[07:10] ---
    because she deliberately wanted them alive.
[07:13] ---
    Let's ask.
[07:15] ---
    Her arms? She had both of them.
[07:18] ---
    She regenerated them, then.
[07:20] ---
    She got out of the truck and looked at us,
    but then she ran that way.
[07:26] ---
    Was she naked?
[07:29] ---
    I couldn't tell...
[07:32] ---
    It felt like she was wearing
    a black evening dress, but...
[07:36] ---
    But it had, like, a haze around it,
    and kept shimmering... It was like...
[07:40] ---
    Like flames?
[07:41] ---
    Yeah. Like black flames burning.
[07:45] ---
    That's "Vau e Deie."
[07:47] ---
    "Vau e"...?
[07:52] ---
    What's that?
[07:54] ---
    One of the basic illusion spells.
[07:56] ---
    It can also serve as clothing.
[07:58] ---
    Which means she's got enough
    of her power back to use magic.
[08:03] ---
    Can you use this Va... Vau...
[08:07] ---
    Vau e Deie. And yes, I can.
[08:12] ---
    Let me see it.
[08:13] ---
    No. You can't use it
    when you're wearing clothes.
[08:17] ---
    And it disappears immediately
    if you lose concentration.
[08:20] ---
    I see.
[08:26] ---
    Don't imagine it.
[08:27] ---
    I am not.
[08:29] ---
    No, I could tell you were by your face!
[08:31] ---
    I know you're doing it!
[08:32] ---
    What gives a person of lowly birth like you
[08:36] ---
    --the right to look at me naked?
[08:37] ---
    --Shut up.
    --the right to look at me naked?
[08:39] ---
    We need to deal with the vampire.
    Where'd she go?
[08:42] ---
    Oh, yeah. Let me see...
[09:05] ---
    That building.
[09:06] ---
    The shopping mall.
[09:09] ---
    I think she's in there.
[09:11] ---
    That's the opposite of the way
    the witnesses said she went.
[09:14] ---
    And the police dogs, too.
[09:15] ---
    But from that building,
    you can overlook this area.
[09:19] ---
    So she left the body for us to find
    in order to see how the cops would react.
[09:27] ---
    Yes. Now that she's filled her belly,
[09:30] ---
    what she wants most of all
    is information about this city.
[09:33] ---
    She probably thinks she can escape
    from most people who'd try to surround her...
[09:38] ---
    I see. You're smart.
[09:41] ---
    Was that sarcasm?
[09:42] ---
    Nope. I'm impressed.
[09:45] ---
    No, you were insulting me.
    I could tell from your voice.
[09:48] ---
    You're a nasty guy.
[09:49] ---
    It's true! I...
[09:52] ---
    Forget it. Anyway, we're off to the mall.
[09:57] ---
    That's right. I want as many men
    down here as you can give me.
[10:00] ---
    But make sure nobody's alone for an instant.
[10:04] ---
    And if you find her, don't try to catch her.
[10:08] ---
    Kei.
[10:09] ---
    Give me a second.
[10:12] ---
    I can smell the vampire's latena.
[10:15] ---
    She went inside from here.
[10:17] ---
    Got it.
[10:19] ---
    Nothing on the security system, it looks like.
[10:22] ---
    She didn't trip the lasers.
[10:25] ---
    You sure?
[10:26] ---
    Can she see lasers, you think?
[10:28] ---
    We'll go after her.
[10:30] ---
    If you find something, call me.
[10:42] ---
    Well?
[10:43] ---
    She's close.
    I can't tell what direction, though.
[10:47] ---
    Ambush?
[10:48] ---
    Possibly. Stay sharp.
[10:54] ---
    You're in the way.
[10:58] ---
    No, you're in the way!
[11:01] ---
    It's stronger.
[11:02] ---
    What is?
[11:04] ---
    Her presence. Be careful.
[11:07] ---
    Careful of what?
[11:10] ---
    Kei!
[11:23] ---
    Kei!
[11:28] ---
    Damn you!
[11:38] ---
    Kei! Kei!
[11:41] ---
    Wake up, Kei!
[11:44] ---
    Why don't you give him a kiss, Tony?
[11:46] ---
    It might wake him up.
[11:48] ---
    Alex, that's sexual harassment.
[11:51] ---
    For you or him?
[11:54] ---
    He woke up!
[12:00] ---
    Tony... Godnov... What are you doing here?
[12:05] ---
    We lost touch with you, so we came to save you!
[12:08] ---
    And we saw you floating in the fountain...
[12:11] ---
    Where's Tilarna?
[12:12] ---
    Not here. What happened?
[12:15] ---
    She was taken...
[12:17] ---
    That goddamn vampire...
[12:22] ---
    I'll get her for this.
[12:25] ---
    You fell from up there?
[12:27] ---
    I'm amazed you're still alive.
[12:29] ---
    Got a smoke?
[12:31] ---
    Nope. I don't smoke.
[12:33] ---
    I'm amazed you're still alive.
[12:44] ---
    You're awake, young swordswoman?
[12:49] ---
    Vampire.
[12:51] ---
    Why have you not killed me?
[12:54] ---
    I have questions for you.
[12:56] ---
    What is this place?
[12:59] ---
    Such strange letters.
[13:01] ---
    How do you read them?
[13:03] ---
    San-Tirysei? No, San-Teresa.
[13:09] ---
    I see. So this is another world, isn't it?
[13:15] ---
    They call it "Earth."
[13:18] ---
    So the greater gate spoken of
    in the Book of Niba manifested?
[13:23] ---
    The Book of Niba?
[13:26] ---
    An old legend.
[13:29] ---
    Now then...
[13:34] ---
    Such a noble scent.
    Your blood must taste delicious.
[13:39] ---
    Monster!
[13:40] ---
    Oh?
[13:42] ---
    You killed innocent people!
    That's what a beast does!
[13:47] ---
    You don't seem to understand what hunger is.
[13:51] ---
    If only we had time...
[13:58] ---
    Tch. It seems we've been interrupted.
[14:02] ---
    Tilarna!
[14:03] ---
    Kei!
[14:05] ---
    Don't resist!
[14:07] ---
    Hands up!
[14:08] ---
    No! She's invincible right now!
[14:10] ---
    Fascinating. How many of you should I eat?
[14:20] ---
    I can't see her!
[14:21] ---
    Get them out of here! She'll kill them all!
[14:27] ---
    What?
[14:28] ---
    We can see her. This'll work.
[14:36] ---
    Keep shooting! She's just like a bear!
[14:38] ---
    Extremely tough...
[14:50] ---
    Shit. She got away again.
[14:52] ---
    Tilarna, you okay?
[14:54] ---
    I'm fine.
[14:57] ---
    Then let's follow her. Come with me.
[15:00] ---
    What are you doing? Hurry!
[15:02] ---
    I know that! Don't yell at me!
[15:06] ---
    Dummy.
[15:43] ---
    Such terrifying weapons...
[15:46] ---
    Who are they?
[15:50] ---
    This isn't just some other world.
[15:56] ---
    Am I in hell?
[16:00] ---
    You'll find a grate up ahead.
[16:04] ---
    Use it to escape underground.
[16:08] ---
    A spell?
[16:09] ---
    Hurry.
[16:15] ---
    Why the hell can't we find her?
[16:17] ---
    We've searched every inch of this damn mall!
[16:20] ---
    So maybe she's not in the mall.
[16:23] ---
    There's a subway 500 meters to the south.
[16:27] ---
    And it's connected to the
    mall's ventilation system.
[16:30] ---
    An air duct, huh?
[16:32] ---
    It's faster to go around
    to the East Plaza Station
[16:35] ---
    and ambush her than try to go after her.
[16:37] ---
    I'll send you the location.
[16:40] ---
    Let's go.
[16:43] ---
    Damn it, I've been running all the time lately!
[16:45] ---
    It's gonna make me a healthy man.
[16:47] ---
    Sounds great to me.
[16:49] ---
    You won't have to ride in those awful cars.
[16:55] ---
    I can smell her.
[16:57] ---
    I think she's close!
[16:59] ---
    So we were right, huh?
    I don't know if that's good luck or bad.
[17:07] ---
    Kei.
[17:08] ---
    What?
[17:09] ---
    I want to capture that
    vampire alive if possible.
[17:13] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[17:14] ---
    You saw how strong she is!
[17:16] ---
    We can't hold back on her!
[17:18] ---
    That's why I said "if possible."
[17:21] ---
    Did talking to her make you sympathetic?
[17:24] ---
    You take pity on her for having to run
    around in a town she's never seen before?
[17:28] ---
    Well...
[17:30] ---
    Don't forget. She's killed two people already.
[17:33] ---
    I know that.
[17:35] ---
    She almost killed Cecil, too.
[17:37] ---
    I know that!
[17:38] ---
    There's just something I want to ask her!
[17:52] ---
    It's so cold...
[18:05] ---
    An honor to meet you,
    descendant of the old blood.
[18:13] ---
    A wizard?
[18:15] ---
    Indeed. I apologize for being so forward.
[18:19] ---
    What do you hope to gain by saving me?
[18:21] ---
    Tell me what it is you desire.
[18:23] ---
    The Book of Niba.
[18:25] ---
    Oh?
[18:27] ---
    I thought you might know something
    about such an ancient book...
[18:34] ---
    I understand now.
[18:36] ---
    Were you the one who had me brought here?
[18:39] ---
    Not at all. I wish merely to help you.
[18:43] ---
    I need no help.
[18:46] ---
    Begone.
[18:48] ---
    But with your current strength,
    you'll be hard-pressed to escape.
[18:53] ---
    Do you hear?
[18:57] ---
    Those two...
[19:00] ---
    My, my. They take their jobs very seriously.
[19:03] ---
    You know them?
[19:05] ---
    A little. Now, hurry.
[19:08] ---
    I will have this man guide you.
[19:16] ---
    Shocking... I'm disappointed,
    bearer of the old blood.
[19:25] ---
    I died long ago in an ancient war.
[19:28] ---
    This is just a brief dream before the end.
[19:32] ---
    And so...
[19:38] ---
    Another body.
[19:40] ---
    A worker? No, but...
[19:42] ---
    Damn you!
[19:42] ---
    Wait! Sheesh...
[19:50] ---
    She's in the way.
[19:57] ---
    Got her!
[20:10] ---
    She's so damn tough!
[20:21] ---
    Is that even possible?
[20:30] ---
    Shit... This is not good!
[20:34] ---
    Get off! Do you want to die here with me?
[20:38] ---
    No man has ever survived
    three battles with me.
[20:44] ---
    I see. Perhaps you were the warrior
    spoken of in the prophecy.
[20:51] ---
    Now suffer.
[21:08] ---
    Is she... dead?
[21:10] ---
    Looks like it.
[21:12] ---
    She was smashed to pieces, so...
[21:19] ---
    More importantly, Kei,
[21:21] ---
    I haven't heard any thank-yous from the man
[21:23] ---
    who should've been smashed to pieces, too.
[21:27] ---
    I didn't ask for your help.
[21:28] ---
    That again?
[21:30] ---
    What is wrong with you? For one thing--
[21:32] ---
    Thanks...
[21:35] ---
    ...is a word you'll never hear me say.
[21:38] ---
    Now let's call for backup.
[21:43] ---
    Next time I'm not saving you!
    Not a chance in hell!
[21:46] ---
    No matter what!
[21:49] ---
    Fine!
[21:51] ---
    Anyway, we need to start on those reports...
[21:57] ---
    People who get to rest in a coffin
    when the sun comes up sure have it easy...
[23:36] ---
    "Next Time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

E6 - Need For Speed

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[00:12] ---
    Tilarna!
[00:16] ---
    What's your problem?
[00:20] ---
    Kei, what's wrong with Kuroi?
[00:22] ---
    You let her in, didn't you?
    You know I'm allergic to cats!
[00:25] ---
    Okay, let me ask you then.
    Are you having trouble breathing?
[00:33] ---
    You don't have that "allergy" anymore.
[00:37] ---
    When you were at death's door on that roof,
[00:39] ---
    I had extra elixir so I fixed it for you.
[00:42] ---
    You fixed it?
[00:43] ---
    No, wait. That case was over a month ago!
[00:47] ---
    It was, yes.
[00:48] ---
    You never told me?
[00:50] ---
    When I was wearing a mask every night!
[00:54] ---
    It was pretty funny to watch.
[01:05] ---
    You told me it was fine last week!
[01:09] ---
    The consulate's vouched for her.
[01:12] ---
    Hang on. That's racial discrimination.
[01:15] ---
    Are you listening?
[01:28] ---
    Who were you talking to?
[01:30] ---
    A real estate agent.
[01:31] ---
    I'm looking for a place for you.
[01:34] ---
    I'm more than happy with the one I've got now.
[01:37] ---
    Well, I'm not happy! You freeloader!
[01:40] ---
    I'm doing this for your sake--
[01:49] ---
    All emergency vehicles.
[01:50] ---
    Signal 32. A vehicle fled
    after being stopped by police.
[01:54] ---
    It's a white truck. One Semanian male.
[01:56] ---
    Code 3, head to the scene immediately.
[01:59] ---
    Hey...
[02:00] ---
    He's gonna pay for that!
[03:37] ---
    No more! Just kill me!
[03:39] ---
    The window's right there!
    Jump out if you want to!
[03:55] ---
    Yes!
[03:59] ---
    Watch the car.
[04:06] ---
    He's not here.
[04:08] ---
    Shit.
[04:20] ---
    Can you move this car?
[04:22] ---
    Sergeant Kei Matoba.
    With the Special Vice Squad.
[04:25] ---
    Hello there.
[04:26] ---
    Man, you sure made a mess.
[04:28] ---
    Where's the perp?
[04:29] ---
    He split.
[04:30] ---
    What is all this?
[04:32] ---
    Porn.
[04:34] ---
    Supposedly it was stolen from some warehouse...
[04:37] ---
    And it's all porn magazines?
[04:39] ---
    Legal porn.
[04:41] ---
    Nothing about it seems especially strange.
[04:46] ---
    Oh, but this one's pretty hardcore.
[04:47] ---
    Which one?
[04:48] ---
    This one.
[04:49] ---
    No, that's normal.
[04:51] ---
    You think?
[04:53] ---
    But you could never ask
    your girlfriend to do this.
[04:56] ---
    You've got a boring girlfriend.
[04:57] ---
    I do not. She's normal!
[05:00] ---
    --No, she's definitely boring.
    --Kei!
[05:03] ---
    Um... What's up?
[05:05] ---
    They told me to move it, so I moved it.
[05:08] ---
    Move what?
[05:10] ---
    The car.
[05:12] ---
    You can drive?
[05:13] ---
    I've been practicing in secret.
[05:16] ---
    If you just want to move it a little, it's easy--
[05:19] ---
    Hey!
[05:21] ---
    Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
[05:32] ---
    Doreany machines sure do burn!
[05:36] ---
    Can you two guess what I'm feeling right now?
[05:42] ---
    You look like you feel sick.
[05:44] ---
    I'm pissed! Do you know why?
[05:47] ---
    Because you're a pair of
    dumbass wannabe cowboys!
[05:50] ---
    I've been getting complaints all day
    thanks to your little car chase stunt!
[05:53] ---
    And not only that, they're telling me
    we have to take the case!
[05:55] ---
    Now I have to spend resources
[05:56] ---
    to investigate a bunch of porn that
    could only turn on a middle school kid!
[06:00] ---
    Do you understand my anger?
[06:02] ---
    Do you?
[06:04] ---
    Well? Tell me?
[06:06] ---
    Then what happens to my car?
[06:09] ---
    I kept asking for a car for undercover missions,
    and you kept ignoring me!
[06:14] ---
    So I had to use my own damn car!
[06:17] ---
    And look what happened!
[06:18] ---
    You paired me up with this alien,
[06:21] ---
    and then I took my eyes off her for a second...
[06:23] ---
    And she... she left me!
[06:27] ---
    Matoba?
[06:29] ---
    She was such a good car!
[06:31] ---
    She was a great partner,
    always there for me when things got rough!
[06:35] ---
    And now... and now...
[06:38] ---
    Don't get so down.
[06:39] ---
    Shut up! You wrecked her, you alien!
[06:44] ---
    That's racist, Kei.
[06:46] ---
    Take that back now, or--
[06:47] ---
    Or you'll what?
[06:49] ---
    Kill me too?
[06:50] ---
    Fine, kill me! Just like you killed her!
[06:53] ---
    Throw me in front of a truck!
[06:55] ---
    Then you'll be satisfied right? You murderer!
[06:59] ---
    Matoba, calm down!
[07:01] ---
    I'm sorry! So don't cry!
[07:03] ---
    I'm not crying!
[07:04] ---
    You pretty much are!
[07:06] ---
    I'll try to find you a new car, so calm down!
[07:10] ---
    Really?
[07:11] ---
    There's a police auction coming up!
[07:13] ---
    If there's a good car,
    I'll see if I can't get it for you!
[07:17] ---
    That's what I wanted to hear, Chief!
[07:20] ---
    It's so wonderful when you've got a good boss!
[07:24] ---
    You're like a little kid begging for a toy.
[07:27] ---
    Anyway, you're in charge
    of this porn theft case!
[07:31] ---
    It's dumb as hell, but a crime's a crime!
[07:34] ---
    You can ask someone for help if you want.
[07:36] ---
    And Exedilica.
[07:38] ---
    Go get a damn license.
[07:40] ---
    License?
[07:41] ---
    Yeah. A driver's license.
[07:46] ---
    Honestly, I don't know why anybody
    would give you a driver's license.
[07:49] ---
    It's like giving Jeffrey Dahmer
    a license to kill.
[07:53] ---
    Who's that?
[07:54] ---
    Google it.
[07:56] ---
    Anyway, we need to get
    started on this porn thing...
[08:01] ---
    Kei, I have a question.
[08:03] ---
    What?
[08:04] ---
    What is "porn"?
[08:12] ---
    This.
[08:18] ---
    In addition to drugs and guns,
    we also handle prostitution and porno.
[08:23] ---
    That magazine's not illegal...
[08:25] ---
    Th-This is so...
[08:27] ---
    ...indecent!
[08:28] ---
    I can't believe it!
[08:29] ---
    You really are barbarians!
[08:32] ---
    You're all crazy!
[08:34] ---
    Huh?
[08:35] ---
    Your mom and dad did this stuff!
[08:38] ---
    You're lying!
[08:40] ---
    How dare you insult my mother and father!
[08:42] ---
    That's going too far, even for you!
[08:44] ---
    My mother... my mother...
[08:47] ---
    Would never... would never...
[08:49] ---
    Fine, fine.
[08:51] ---
    Then you divided from them, like bacteria.
[08:55] ---
    I think if anything, it makes more
    sense than the alternative.
[08:59] ---
    Y-You okay?
[09:01] ---
    This... can't be...
[09:05] ---
    Come to think of it, your world doesn't
    have a lot of photographs, does it?
[09:10] ---
    I guess porn would be a big shock.
[09:15] ---
    Cammy, you busy?
[09:17] ---
    I'm not helping you look for porn.
[09:21] ---
    Jamie, I was hoping you could
    help me with something...
[09:23] ---
    Sorry, Kei, I need to turn in some paperwork.
[09:26] ---
    I see.
[09:31] ---
    Of course.
[09:33] ---
    Oh, Tony!
[09:36] ---
    You're looking as handsome as ever!
[09:38] ---
    Love the tie!
[09:40] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[09:42] ---
    I spent 30 minutes picking it out.
[09:44] ---
    That's very kind of you.
[09:46] ---
    But you know, that's kind of a creepy greeting.
[09:48] ---
    You think?
[09:49] ---
    Anyway, I was hoping I could get your help...
[09:56] ---
    Kei is the absolute worst!
[09:59] ---
    Porn magazine theft?
[10:01] ---
    Sure it's not a bunch of 12-year-olds?
[10:03] ---
    Probably intended for Leto Semani.
[10:06] ---
    If they could smuggle them there,
    they'd make a fortune.
[10:09] ---
    Most people there don't even have TVs.
[10:11] ---
    Men in every country are idiots!
[10:14] ---
    What do you want?
[10:16] ---
    We're ruled by our genitals.
[10:20] ---
    And there we go. It's from O'neill.
[10:22] ---
    That was fast.
[10:24] ---
    They're close. Hit it.
[10:30] ---
    You look upset.
[10:31] ---
    Of course I am.
[10:33] ---
    I hate being McCloud.
[10:35] ---
    It's the worst.
[10:36] ---
    I kind of like him.
[10:51] ---
    Transformation complete.
[10:53] ---
    Good luck in there, Detective McCloud.
[10:55] ---
    Shut up. Or do you need me
    to put a bullet into you?
[10:59] ---
    I'll take a photo to send to your boyfriend.
[11:01] ---
    Stop it! Hey!
[11:02] ---
    I was just kidding. We're here.
[11:08] ---
    Shut up and introduce me to this little thief.
[11:13] ---
    Detective McBee,
[11:14] ---
    or are you McCloud now?
[11:17] ---
    I did what you asked
[11:20] ---
    and checked if any of my flock
    were looking to sell some porn.
[11:24] ---
    On social networking?
[11:26] ---
    On social networking.
[11:27] ---
    People respond fast.
[11:29] ---
    See? Over there.
[11:36] ---
    Hey, who are you?
[11:38] ---
    I didn't say you could sit here!
[11:39] ---
    Stop looking over your damn shoulder.
[11:41] ---
    You're the fence.
[11:43] ---
    Give me your name.
[11:44] ---
    G-Gavin.
[11:46] ---
    I'm McCloud. That's Ivanov.
[11:49] ---
    We don't do handshakes.
[11:51] ---
    Now let's talk business.
[11:53] ---
    O-Okay.
[11:55] ---
    I'm in a hurry to sell it.
[11:56] ---
    I want proof you've got the money.
[11:58] ---
    Are you telling me you think I'm broke, kid?
[12:01] ---
    I've been in this business since
    you were sucking on your mom's tits.
[12:05] ---
    Don't get on my bad side.
[12:07] ---
    I-I'm sorry. I'm in a hurry, that's all...
[12:12] ---
    I'm a nice guy, you know.
[12:14] ---
    But my partner isn't.
[12:16] ---
    A week ago, he got in a fight
    with some moron thug,
[12:19] ---
    and ended up eating his eyeballs!
[12:21] ---
    You don't want your eyeballs eaten, do you?
[12:23] ---
    Um, sorry...
[12:27] ---
    We're here for work!
[12:29] ---
    Anyway, let's see the goods.
[12:33] ---
    This is it!
[12:35] ---
    Earth has porn everywhere!
[12:37] ---
    But our world doesn't.
    Even photos are still rare.
[12:41] ---
    So that's where we got the idea!
[12:44] ---
    A while back, some nobles there
    paid a ton for nudes of Miss July!
[12:49] ---
    Enough to buy a manor!
[12:51] ---
    I want to live a good life too, you know?
[12:54] ---
    Porn mags, huh?
[12:55] ---
    I got the biggest boner for Miss July, too.
[13:00] ---
    Really? You know her!
[13:02] ---
    Sure do!
[13:03] ---
    Those boobs were the best, huh?
[13:06] ---
    I pitched the biggest tent!
[13:11] ---
    "Miss July"? Yuck!
[13:13] ---
    That was awful!
[13:14] ---
    "Boobs"? "Boners"? I want to throw up!
[13:17] ---
    That's not what making love is about, you know?
[13:21] ---
    What's important is having two hearts connect!
[13:23] ---
    The more you hate it,
    the closer your acting gets to perfection.
[13:28] ---
    It's ironic.
[13:30] ---
    I want to quit.
[13:32] ---
    Don't say that.
[13:34] ---
    We've got our next step.
[13:37] ---
    I need some sugar.
[13:39] ---
    Head to the donut shop.
[13:41] ---
    As you wish.
[13:43] ---
    Fine. Get it set up.
[13:47] ---
    Bye.
[13:53] ---
    Let's head home.
[13:55] ---
    I'm meeting Cecil tonight.
[13:57] ---
    Cecil?
[14:02] ---
    Matoba.
[14:06] ---
    Is this...?
[14:07] ---
    It's in the parking lot. Take a look.
[14:15] ---
    Wow!
[14:21] ---
    I liked your old car better. It was cuter.
[14:28] ---
    I'm taking it for a drive.
[14:30] ---
    You're going to see Cecil, right?
[14:32] ---
    Bye!
[14:39] ---
    Okay, press the pedal down slowly.
[14:42] ---
    Okay.
[14:44] ---
    Just like that.
[14:46] ---
    Now, gentle on the brakes.
[14:48] ---
    Turn right...
[14:49] ---
    That's too far!
[14:52] ---
    Sorry!
[14:53] ---
    It's fine.
[14:55] ---
    Something bothering you?
[14:57] ---
    You could practice driving with Kei, right?
[15:00] ---
    I was a little surprised you came to me.
[15:02] ---
    It's not really bothering me...
[15:05] ---
    No, you're right.
[15:08] ---
    I heard you were a friend
    that Kei trusted, so...
[15:12] ---
    A friend he trusts, huh?
[15:14] ---
    Am I wrong?
[15:17] ---
    He and I were lovers.
[15:24] ---
    Hey!
[15:25] ---
    S-Sorry! But...
[15:28] ---
    You and Kei?
[15:30] ---
    Surprised?
[15:31] ---
    Is that what an "ex" is?
[15:35] ---
    But I didn't think I was talking
    about us as men and women...
[15:39] ---
    Yes, you're talking about work partners, right?
[15:43] ---
    Yes, that's right!
[15:45] ---
    Don't worry, then.
[15:47] ---
    If he really doesn't like someone,
    he shows them no mercy.
[15:52] ---
    Tilarna. Do you like him?
[15:55] ---
    What kind of question is that?
[15:57] ---
    Do you hate him, then?
[15:58] ---
    No, that's not true...
[16:01] ---
    But... I really don't know.
[16:04] ---
    Um... I just want him to see me as an equal.
[16:08] ---
    That's why I'm practicing driving.
[16:12] ---
    I actually feel really bad about it...
[16:14] ---
    Wrecking the car he loved...
[16:17] ---
    You two are like brother and sister.
[16:21] ---
    Brother and sister?
[16:22] ---
    A strong-willed little sister and her brother.
[16:26] ---
    Oh, yeah. That might be it.
[16:29] ---
    Don't tell him I told you this,
[16:32] ---
    but he lost his sister
[16:34] ---
    about ten years ago.
[16:37] ---
    She was a really lively girl, I heard.
[16:40] ---
    Maybe he sees some of her in you.
[16:45] ---
    He never said anything about that.
[17:03] ---
    You're late, Kei.
[17:05] ---
    Sorry, I've been riding her hard all night.
[17:08] ---
    Seriously? That's ridiculous...
[17:11] ---
    Okay, everybody!
[17:12] ---
    It's almost time for that
    gang of thieves to get here.
[17:15] ---
    I need you all to provide backup.
[17:18] ---
    How'd it go with Cecil?
[17:20] ---
    Shut up. We're on the clock.
[17:35] ---
    The target's here.
    Everybody stay on standby.
[17:40] ---
    Okay, looking good.
[17:43] ---
    Wait, wait!
[17:45] ---
    Looks like somebody betrayed somebody.
    He's agitated.
[17:48] ---
    Not good! All units, head in!
[17:50] ---
    Go! Go! Go!
[17:53] ---
    --Don't move! This is the police!
[17:55] ---
    --Shit!
    --Don't move! This is the police!
[17:56] ---
    You bastard!
[17:57] ---
    No! You'll shoot the hostage!
[18:04] ---
    They got away! Tony's in danger!
[18:05] ---
    I'm sorry, Detective!
[18:07] ---
    Shit! My eyes!
[18:09] ---
    Leave it to me.
[18:10] ---
    Tilarna?
[18:12] ---
    Come on! We're saving Tony, right?
[18:15] ---
    Wait! What are you doing?
[18:17] ---
    Let's go!
[18:19] ---
    It's in reverse! Reverse!
[18:21] ---
    This is what I meant to do!
[18:34] ---
    Wrong lane! You're in the wrong lane!
[18:41] ---
    I'm starting to get it!
[18:42] ---
    This "speed" stuff isn't bad...
[18:44] ---
    This is what it feels like to be high!
[18:47] ---
    No more! Just kill me!
[18:49] ---
    The window's right there!
    Jump out if you want to!
[18:54] ---
    Got 'em!
[18:55] ---
    No! Stop it!
[19:12] ---
    Shit!
[19:13] ---
    Hey, Tilarna...
[19:28] ---
    Tony, you okay?
[19:30] ---
    Sorry. I didn't expect trouble like this.
[19:35] ---
    It's fine. Just relax a bit.
[19:38] ---
    Now then...
[19:41] ---
    Fortunately, nobody died.
[19:43] ---
    But never drive like that again.
[19:46] ---
    But I was useful!
[19:47] ---
    That was "useful"? Don't be ridi--
[19:49] ---
    Don't treat me like baggage!
[19:53] ---
    I don't just mean driving.
[19:54] ---
    I'm studying every day.
[19:57] ---
    If you won't understand that, who will?
[20:03] ---
    I'm sorry.
[20:04] ---
    I went a little too far before.
[20:06] ---
    I don't think you're useless.
[20:09] ---
    Really?
[20:10] ---
    Yeah.
[20:11] ---
    Really, really?
[20:13] ---
    Really.
[20:15] ---
    Forget about the banged-up car.
[20:17] ---
    The new one's repairable, probably.
[20:21] ---
    Once it's out of the shop,
    I'll practice with you.
[20:23] ---
    Really?
[20:24] ---
    Don't get so excited.
[20:26] ---
    But promise me that next time you'll drive safe--
[20:41] ---
    The damage seems to have gotten a bit worse.
[20:44] ---
    But it's still fixable, right?
[20:45] ---
    Like hell it's fixable, you goddamn alien!
[21:04] ---
    I'm back...
[21:07] ---
    Kuroi! Hello!
[21:11] ---
    You're finally home, huh?
[21:13] ---
    I had to deal with the
    aftermath of that car chase,
[21:16] ---
    and then got in an argument with
    the real estate guy about your new place...
[21:19] ---
    What are you doing?
[21:21] ---
    Welcoming you to my home.
    This way.
[21:29] ---
    Well?
[21:30] ---
    From now on, this is my room.
[21:33] ---
    You're the second guest I've had, after Kuroi.
[21:36] ---
    You should feel honored.
[21:39] ---
    This is my house, actually.
[21:41] ---
    Don't worry about it.
    It doesn't bother me.
[21:44] ---
    Sheesh...
[21:46] ---
    What? Are you still mad about that silly car?
[21:50] ---
    It's not sil--
[21:54] ---
    No, it's gone and it's not coming back.
[21:57] ---
    I'm not mad anymore.
[21:59] ---
    I see!
[22:00] ---
    Okay then!

E7 - Girls On Ice

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[00:17] ---
    Nervous?
[00:20] ---
    Don't worry.
[00:21] ---
    All our customers are nice.
[00:23] ---
    A lot of them are perverts, though.
[00:25] ---
    Masochists, too.
[00:26] ---
    Occasionally, you'll get one that freaks you out.
[00:28] ---
    Cut it out.
[00:32] ---
    New girl, you've got a client.
[00:36] ---
    See you later.
[00:38] ---
    Good luck!
[00:43] ---
    Relax. It's Room 304, down below.
[00:54] ---
    So you're Tilarna?
[00:56] ---
    Yes, I am Tilarna Elnebara.
[00:59] ---
    Do you speak Earth language?
[01:01] ---
    A little.
[01:02] ---
    Come here.
[01:07] ---
    Your socks...
[01:10] ---
    Leave your socks on.
[01:12] ---
    I prefer it that way.
[01:16] ---
    You're new, I heard?
[01:18] ---
    Yes.
[01:19] ---
    Don't worry.
    There's nothing to be nervous about.
[01:24] ---
    What?
[01:27] ---
    Christ.
[01:32] ---
    This is the police. You're under arrest!
[01:36] ---
    Wait! This is some kind of mistake.
[01:38] ---
    I just...
[01:39] ---
    You just happened to find yourself
    in the room of a high-priced brothel?
[01:44] ---
    Yeah, right.
[01:46] ---
    You sure as hell don't look like the pizza guy.
[01:49] ---
    You must've gotten the wrong room!
[01:51] ---
    Listen to me.
[01:53] ---
    Sure, we'll listen to you.
[01:54] ---
    Once we get down to the station,
    you can talk all you like.
[01:57] ---
    It's closing time.
    Get ready to go home, miss.
[02:01] ---
    I didn't lay a finger on her! It's true!
[02:04] ---
    Take him in, boys.
[02:05] ---
    --This way!
    --Hey, get off me!
[02:06] ---
    Now then...
[02:08] ---
    Oww! What do you want?
[02:10] ---
    You're late! He touched my hair!
[02:14] ---
    --Idiot! Dummy! Rakebye!
    --Knock it off!
[02:16] ---
    We got the info on the club, so who cares?
[02:19] ---
    I care! If you were five seconds later,
    I would've killed him!
[02:23] ---
    Don't let the judge hear that, okay?
[02:25] ---
    Hey, his stuff's still here.
[02:29] ---
    Let me see...
[02:30] ---
    Cole Mozeleemay.
[02:33] ---
    I'm pretty sure I've seen him somewhere...
[02:36] ---
    You finally noticed?
[02:39] ---
    Mayoral candidate... A politician?
[02:42] ---
    You sometimes see him on the news.
[02:45] ---
    Well, what do you know?
[04:21] ---
    Mr. Mozeleemay, is it true that
    you were using a dating club?
[04:24] ---
    Some of the staff there
    were reported to be minors...
[04:27] ---
    Will you be dropping out of the mayoral race?
[04:32] ---
    I'll be putting the date of my official
    press conference on my blog shortly.
[04:36] ---
    I've spent years dealing with issues
    involving Semanians and poverty.
[04:39] ---
    And I'm sure that many
    of you are confused by
[04:41] ---
    the baseless allegations that
    have been levied against me.
[04:43] ---
    But I'll do everything I can
    to stand up to this abuse of power.
[04:47] ---
    That is all!
[04:55] ---
    Marla, I...
[04:59] ---
    It's okay, honey.
[05:01] ---
    I know you're innocent.
[05:05] ---
    It must've been some mistake
    that you ended up there.
[05:09] ---
    Some evil person who didn't
    want you to be mayor set you up.
[05:14] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:15] ---
    Let's fight this together, okay?
[05:19] ---
    Don't touch me.
[05:21] ---
    ...many of you are confused by
[05:23] ---
    the baseless allegations that
    have been levied against me.
[05:25] ---
    But I'll do everything I can
    to stand up to this abuse of power.
[05:29] ---
    --I can't believe it!
    --Yeah.
[05:30] ---
    Listen to the crap he's spewing.
[05:33] ---
    I bet even your sword couldn't
    cut through that bullshit.
[05:36] ---
    After what he almost did to me...
[05:39] ---
    Shameless!
[05:40] ---
    It just shows you that the
    legal battle's already begun.
[05:43] ---
    It's gonna be hilarious
    when you're on the stand.
[05:46] ---
    Um... "Leave your socks on,"
    was that it?
[05:51] ---
    It's not funny! It's not funny!
[05:54] ---
    All powerful people are like that.
    If you get mad at each and every one of them,
[05:58] ---
    you'll waste your whole life.
[06:00] ---
    You should be getting more upset!
[06:02] ---
    Should I?
[06:03] ---
    I don't want to see his face.
[06:06] ---
    I'll wait for you in the car.
[06:11] ---
    Hey, Tilarna.
[06:14] ---
    It's me, Zoey. Did you forget me?
[06:19] ---
    No, you just seemed different...
[06:22] ---
    This is how I am, usually.
    You got arrested too, right?
[06:25] ---
    Did they let you go?
[06:26] ---
    I guess...
[06:28] ---
    I had somebody post bail for me.
[06:34] ---
    Well, whatever.
[06:36] ---
    Look what they gave me.
[06:38] ---
    A tracker?
[06:39] ---
    If you wear this, they give you
    a discount on your bail.
[06:43] ---
    Anyway, are you free?
[06:49] ---
    I guess...
[06:58] ---
    I didn't think you were going
    to ask me to help you move.
[07:00] ---
    This is a huge help!
[07:02] ---
    They kicked me out and I didn't know what to do.
[07:05] ---
    A lot of the movers around here
    can't be trusted...
[07:08] ---
    It's gonna fall! You're gonna hit something!
[07:13] ---
    I'm sorry I just disappeared.
[07:15] ---
    Something came up.
[07:17] ---
    No! I'm not mad at you!
[07:20] ---
    I'm hanging up.
[07:28] ---
    Who was that?
[07:30] ---
    My mom... or something like that.
[07:33] ---
    Here, this is your thank-you.
[07:36] ---
    Just this?
[07:38] ---
    You want this too?
[07:39] ---
    No.
[07:40] ---
    Anyway, did you find a place to stay?
[07:42] ---
    Yup.
[07:44] ---
    Let's go.
[07:56] ---
    You can see the ocean!
[07:59] ---
    You can give me the review later.
    Help me move this stuff!
[08:02] ---
    That can wait! Take a look!
[08:05] ---
    This is your move!
[08:07] ---
    What do you mean it can wait?
[08:09] ---
    You're so serious, Tilarna.
[08:18] ---
    What is that thing?
[08:22] ---
    It's a camera. Haven't you heard of it?
[08:24] ---
    I've heard of it.
[08:27] ---
    Did you take these?
[08:28] ---
    Yes. They're my work.
[08:32] ---
    Beautiful...
[08:34] ---
    Thank you.
[08:36] ---
    --Even if you're just being nice, I appreciate it.
    --No.
[08:38] ---
    I don't understand the technology, but...
[08:41] ---
    The people of this town... I don't know.
[08:45] ---
    They feel like they're alive.
[08:47] ---
    Inside this square frame...
[08:54] ---
    You're making me blush!
[08:56] ---
    Is your real job a photographer?
[08:58] ---
    No way! It's just a hobby!
[09:00] ---
    I'm hoping I can open
    an exhibition someday, though.
[09:04] ---
    If you do, I'm going to come see it, okay?
[09:08] ---
    Oh, you want one?
[09:11] ---
    Really?
[09:12] ---
    As a thank-you.
[09:14] ---
    I need to give you something
    more than a burrito.
[09:17] ---
    But I can't choose...
[09:25] ---
    Not one of these. I'll take one for you.
[09:29] ---
    It'll take some time, but I promise I'll do it!
[09:34] ---
    --Just 100 dollars!
    --What?
[09:36] ---
    I was just kidding!
[09:42] ---
    Assistant Prosecutor Gardner!
[09:44] ---
    Sergeant Matoba.
[09:46] ---
    Where's Exedilica?
[09:48] ---
    Oh, she's on patrol.
[09:51] ---
    Patrol?
[09:52] ---
    Want me to call her?
[09:53] ---
    No, this is nothing interesting.
[09:56] ---
    Just brief her later.
[09:59] ---
    It's about Mozeleemay.
    His lawyer's pitching a fit to the media.
[10:04] ---
    The police roughed him up. Set him up.
[10:07] ---
    That always happens. What's the problem?
[10:10] ---
    There isn't one. We just need to tell him
    we've got the recording from his arrest,
[10:13] ---
    and he'll shut up.
    The conversation your partner recorded,
[10:16] ---
    with the, uh...
[10:17] ---
    --The socks?
    --That's right.
[10:22] ---
    Video alone isn't enough proof these days.
[10:25] ---
    What about the date club's
    customer list and their financials?
[10:30] ---
    Unfortunately,
[10:32] ---
    they've been really careful with their
    use of encoding and cryptocurrencies.
[10:35] ---
    We don't have enough to convince a judge yet.
[10:38] ---
    Mozeleemay doesn't know
    that yet, though, does he?
[10:42] ---
    Bluff.
[10:44] ---
    That's the plan.
[10:45] ---
    We push hard and he'll give in.
[10:48] ---
    We may be able to get information
    on some of his connections.
[10:51] ---
    Sounds good.
[10:52] ---
    We're the only ones with
    the data from the date club.
[10:56] ---
    You're sure, right?
[10:59] ---
    Yeah, that should be right.
[11:01] ---
    Okay, I'll keep that in mind
    when I'm going forward.
[11:21] ---
    Perfect timing.
[11:22] ---
    Who was that?
[11:24] ---
    Zoey. From the date club.
[11:26] ---
    The sex worker, huh?
[11:28] ---
    She's quitting, she says.
    So we became friends.
[11:31] ---
    Friends? We're cops.
[11:35] ---
    Don't worry.
[11:36] ---
    She thinks I'm some rich girl
    who ran away from home.
[11:41] ---
    Fine. Don't meet with her again.
[11:43] ---
    What?
[11:44] ---
    I told you not to see her again.
    Mozeleemay's trial's coming up.
[11:48] ---
    That Zoey girl might end up
    on the stand, you know?
[11:53] ---
    What's the problem?
[11:54] ---
    She'll think you betrayed her.
[11:57] ---
    She may get mad and refuse to testify.
[11:59] ---
    That's... I'm a Knight of Mirvor.
[12:03] ---
    If I tell her about my desire for justice,
    I'm sure she'll understand.
[12:07] ---
    Ridiculous. You think she'll be so
    impressed she'll drop to her knees?
[12:13] ---
    Listen to me, Tilarna. Don't get involved
    with the people you're investigating.
[12:17] ---
    --But...
    --You can't be friends with them.
[12:20] ---
    You live in different worlds.
[12:21] ---
    Different worlds?
    Then what about you and me?
[12:25] ---
    That's... something different.
[12:27] ---
    It's not different! It's not different at all!
[12:32] ---
    I can't accept that.
[12:51] ---
    Isn't it expensive?
[12:53] ---
    The rent here.
[12:55] ---
    It's got a great view.
[12:56] ---
    I guess.
[12:58] ---
    Are you going back to your old job?
[12:59] ---
    What about you?
[13:01] ---
    I...
[13:02] ---
    You should quit for good.
[13:04] ---
    Your parents are rich,
    and you ran away from home, right?
[13:08] ---
    I'm not blaming you.
[13:10] ---
    I know you want to have your adventures.
    I like adventuring too, you know.
[13:19] ---
    Not getting enough sleep?
[13:21] ---
    No, I...
[13:22] ---
    You're hanging out with Zoey, right?
    You're coming home late every night.
[13:27] ---
    --Knock it off...
    --Are you my mom?
[13:30] ---
    --Huh?
    --It's what you always say.
[13:33] ---
    I don't want lectures.
[13:35] ---
    Listen...
[13:38] ---
    Gardner?
[13:39] ---
    We've got a problem.
[13:41] ---
    The San-Teresa police
    responded to the leak by...
[13:45] ---
    What the hell is going on?
[13:47] ---
    No way to know yet.
[13:49] ---
    Most of the names on the list
    that's going around are fake.
[13:52] ---
    But some of them aren't.
[13:53] ---
    That's why it's bad.
[13:55] ---
    So Mozeleemay becomes one
    of the supposedly fake victims?
[13:58] ---
    The preliminary hearing is coming up.
[14:00] ---
    And the judge isn't going to like this at all.
[14:03] ---
    We may not be able to prosecute at all!
[14:05] ---
    So he won't face punishment at all?
[14:07] ---
    Relax.
[14:08] ---
    All we need to do is find
    where the list came from.
[14:11] ---
    But...
[14:13] ---
    So we keep working, then?
[14:14] ---
    Yes. Let's find them.
[14:25] ---
    Nobody's following you, right?
[14:27] ---
    No idea. You're the one who
    wanted to meet in person, right?
[14:38] ---
    Your information was good.
[14:40] ---
    Then give me the rest of the money.
[14:44] ---
    What?
[14:45] ---
    I want the rest of the information.
[14:47] ---
    That customer list is incomplete.
[14:49] ---
    That's going cost you another 20,000.
[14:51] ---
    It's right here. Look for yourself.
[14:54] ---
    You're all ready, huh?
[14:57] ---
    There seems to be more than there should be.
[15:01] ---
    You know why.
[15:02] ---
    Why?
[15:03] ---
    You came because you wanted it, right?
[15:07] ---
    Stop it, Mr. Mozeleemay.
[15:10] ---
    If you just wanted to make a deal,
    you could've done it online.
[15:13] ---
    Let me guess. You couldn't forget me, could you?
[15:18] ---
    That was business. And I quit.
[15:21] ---
    Then why not get back into it?
[15:24] ---
    I can satisfy you. I was a good customer.
[15:27] ---
    Right? Right?
[15:30] ---
    Look.
[15:34] ---
    You're far too careless.
[15:36] ---
    Give me that!
[15:37] ---
    Go ahead and delete it. This one's on the house.
[15:40] ---
    You bitch... How dare you?
[15:42] ---
    I'm being nice, actually.
[15:44] ---
    Why not be a little more careful?
[15:47] ---
    --Get out!
    --Sure.
[15:48] ---
    Oh, I'll send you the data you want.
[15:51] ---
    Get out!
[15:55] ---
    Pleasure doing business!
[16:03] ---
    Got it.
[16:04] ---
    Take care of that too, then.
[16:08] ---
    Another dead end.
[16:10] ---
    I'm starting to think that
    Mozeleemay's side may not
[16:13] ---
    have access to our info at all.
[16:15] ---
    Kei...
[16:17] ---
    Could it be one of the workers at that club?
[16:21] ---
    One of the sex workers had
    a copy of the customer list?
[16:23] ---
    I don't know. If they were that smart,
    they'd probably be at another job.
[16:28] ---
    About that. Can I say something?
[16:33] ---
    What's up?
[16:34] ---
    I was looking at the drives
    of the PCs we confiscated.
[16:37] ---
    Oh, copies of them, specifically.
[16:39] ---
    I know that. So?
[16:41] ---
    I was able to restore the logs off the webcams.
[16:43] ---
    It shows photos of everybody who accessed
    the customer list before we got it.
[16:47] ---
    Most of the time it's the owner
    and her suits, but...
[16:50] ---
    Looks like one of the girls
    accessed it several times.
[16:53] ---
    Her.
[16:56] ---
    Zoey!
[17:06] ---
    We won't be able to prosecute at this rate.
[17:08] ---
    We need to convince a judge
    as to what's real and what's fake.
[17:14] ---
    At a minimum, we need to convince
    them that it's not a leak from the police
[17:17] ---
    or the prosecutor's office.
[17:19] ---
    I have an idea. Buy me time.
[17:23] ---
    You okay?
[17:24] ---
    With what?
[17:26] ---
    I can talk to her if you want.
[17:28] ---
    No. I should talk to her, I think.
[17:32] ---
    Okay.
[17:36] ---
    Zoey?
[17:39] ---
    Zoey?
[17:57] ---
    Wow! Don't move a muscle!
[18:00] ---
    What are you doing?
[18:02] ---
    That's my line!
[18:04] ---
    What's that krehg for?
[18:06] ---
    Anyway... remember what
    I promised you? It's ready.
[18:10] ---
    Zoey, we need to talk.
[18:13] ---
    I wasn't sure which to give you.
[18:16] ---
    In the end, I just gave you
    the most obvious choice.
[18:17] ---
    Zoey!
[18:18] ---
    What?
[18:20] ---
    The customer data from the dating club.
[18:22] ---
    You sold it to Mozeleemay, didn't you?
[18:24] ---
    What are you talking about?
[18:26] ---
    Don't lie to me. I already know the answer.
[18:30] ---
    You a cop?
[18:34] ---
    You are, aren't you?
[18:36] ---
    I didn't mean to lie to you.
[18:38] ---
    You disgust me.
[18:40] ---
    It was a coincidence.
[18:42] ---
    I...
[18:58] ---
    I'll go after them.
[19:00] ---
    You stay with her!
[19:01] ---
    But...
[19:02] ---
    Just stay with her!
[19:11] ---
    Stop! This is the police!
[19:14] ---
    I thought you were a friend!
[19:18] ---
    So did I!
[19:20] ---
    You said you were quitting!
[19:22] ---
    What would a rich girl like you know?
[19:27] ---
    Do you have any idea how hard it is
    to go straight in this town?
[19:32] ---
    Zoey!
[19:40] ---
    I've got nothing to be ashamed of.
[19:43] ---
    Zoey, hang in there...
[19:45] ---
    I didn't do anything...
[19:49] ---
    Zoey!
[19:55] ---
    Who hired you?
[19:57] ---
    Tell me!
[20:02] ---
    Shit!
[20:18] ---
    It's me.
[20:20] ---
    I see.
[20:23] ---
    Got it.
[20:25] ---
    Our informant was shot. She's badly injured.
[20:28] ---
    I see...
[20:29] ---
    If she dies, I may be able to get away with it.
[20:32] ---
    They won't be able--
[20:35] ---
    Don't tell me... It was you?
[20:38] ---
    What are you talking about?
[20:44] ---
    Don't think about a thing.
[20:46] ---
    That's for the best.
[20:54] ---
    That look on your face scares me.
[20:55] ---
    You look like you're about to go beat
    the shit out of Mozeleemay right now.
[20:59] ---
    He sent an assassin after her.
[21:01] ---
    Got evidence?
[21:03] ---
    No. But it has to be him.
[21:07] ---
    If that was good enough, we never would have--
[21:10] ---
    Is that your people's "justice"?
[21:12] ---
    I can't just let him get away with this!
[21:16] ---
    Zoey... Zoey...
[21:21] ---
    She was my friend!
[23:36] ---
    "Next Time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT:

E8 - Smells Like Toon Spirits

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[00:12] ---
    All units, stay put.
[00:14] ---
    We grab him when he flips off the engine.
[00:17] ---
    Once in a while, O'Neill's tips
    actually come in handy.
[00:20] ---
    I'm tired of waiting, Kei.
[00:22] ---
    Let's finish this up and go home.
[00:24] ---
    We're not here on a shopping trip.
    This isn't that easy.
[00:27] ---
    Shopping is a lot harder than this.
[00:29] ---
    Doreany shops have far too many things for sale.
[00:32] ---
    You've been here four months.
[00:34] ---
    Get used to it already, country girl.
[00:37] ---
    Country girl?
[00:38] ---
    My Narma is a major city, you know.
[00:41] ---
    Just shut up--
[00:44] ---
    The target's spotted us!
    The target's spotted us!
[00:46] ---
    He's getting away!
[00:48] ---
    All units, head in!
[00:50] ---
    Grab the target!
[00:52] ---
    Can we use our guns?
[00:53] ---
    No!
[00:54] ---
    Do not use your weapons!
[00:56] ---
    Block off the runway with your cars!
[00:57] ---
    Leave it to me!
[00:59] ---
    What?
[01:00] ---
    Hey!
[01:01] ---
    Shield of law, protection of the war god!
[01:07] ---
    Stop!
[01:10] ---
    Are you trying to get yourself killed?
[01:22] ---
    Hey, what the hell were you thinking?
[01:24] ---
    Just watch.
[01:33] ---
    Behold the strength of vaifaht steel.
[01:37] ---
    Moron.
[01:39] ---
    Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
    appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
[01:44] ---
    Beyond the gate lay a strange world
    filled with fairies and monsters.
[01:49] ---
    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[01:52] ---
    This city is Earth's "front door."
[01:55] ---
    Over two million citizens
    from this other world live here.
[01:58] ---
    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[02:02] ---
    The world's newest "city of dreams."
[02:06] ---
    But in the shadows of all this chaos
    lurked countless crimes.
[02:10] ---
    Drugs. Prostitution. Weapons smuggling.
[02:13] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
[02:16] ---
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[03:58] ---
    Two hours in the mud and we didn't find the guy.
[04:02] ---
    If only a certain idiot hadn't brought
    the plane down into a swamp...
[04:06] ---
    Hey, are you referring to me?
[04:11] ---
    Is this the smuggled goods?
[04:13] ---
    It's all junk.
[04:18] ---
    What's up?
[04:19] ---
    I smell latena.
[04:22] ---
    Hey, don't touch that without permission.
[04:24] ---
    Who are you?
[04:26] ---
    Officer Hellmandes with the CBP,
    Customs and Border Protection.
[04:31] ---
    I don't need your permission.
[04:34] ---
    We're the ones running this case--
[04:35] ---
    You, the ones who let your target get away?
[04:38] ---
    We'll take over here.
[04:40] ---
    We haven't even made a list
    of what we've found yet.
[04:43] ---
    So you're refusing a request from the CBP?
[04:46] ---
    Of course not!
[04:49] ---
    It'll just take a little time.
    Give us some time.
[04:53] ---
    Do it as fast as possible.
[04:57] ---
    Who's that rude man?
[04:59] ---
    An elite investigator on his way
    to the top, I guess.
[05:04] ---
    This is part of the job.
    Take a look at it when we get home.
[05:07] ---
    You should be able to get it done tonight.
[05:16] ---
    No fair, Kei!
[05:17] ---
    I'm supposed to take a bath first today!
[05:20] ---
    It's past midnight so it's a new day!
    I'm first!
[05:23] ---
    Rakebye! That's not how it works!
[05:25] ---
    Don't you doreany always
    talk about "ladies first"?
[05:30] ---
    Are you listening, Kei?
[05:39] ---
    Night!
[05:40] ---
    Dummy.
[05:46] ---
    Oh, when you're out of the bath,
    sort through that stuff we found.
[05:49] ---
    I'm going to bed.
[05:51] ---
    You're the only one who
    can smell that stuff, right?
[05:55] ---
    And who was it who was snoring
    next to me as I drove home?
[06:00] ---
    S-Snoring? I don't...
[06:03] ---
    We need to put that stuff into the
    evidence lockers by 11:00 AM tomorrow.
[06:07] ---
    Got it? Goodnight!
[06:53] ---
    Kei is a rude boor!
    Everything he does and says makes me so mad!
[06:58] ---
    Don't you think so too?
[07:01] ---
    Right?
[07:02] ---
    He doesn't know how to treat a lady.
[07:07] ---
    You're a lady too, so I believe
    you understand my frustration, but...
[07:16] ---
    I thought I smelled strong latena.
[07:20] ---
    Hey, Kuroi! That's bad manners!
[07:23] ---
    Kuroi, you're being a bad girl. Get off--
[07:27] ---
    Hey! Wait! Kuroi!
[07:34] ---
    Oww!
[07:45] ---
    What's this?
[08:04] ---
    Kei...
[08:15] ---
    Kuroi, it's too early in the morning...
[08:22] ---
    What the heck?
[08:27] ---
    Are you still asleep? Your bed is downstairs!
[08:32] ---
    Kei!
[08:38] ---
    Tilarna? Hello?
[08:44] ---
    Knock it off--
[08:55] ---
    Wh-What is going on?
[08:57] ---
    K-Kuroi!
[09:05] ---
    You too? What is going on?
[09:09] ---
    We're late!
[09:11] ---
    Hey, Tilarna! We need to get going!
[09:21] ---
    What are you doing?
[09:27] ---
    Are you not feeling well?
[09:32] ---
    I won't know if you don't tell me.
[09:38] ---
    I know. I know. You need food. Hang on.
[09:43] ---
    Okay, stay home today.
[09:44] ---
    I'll tell the chief you've got some
    kind of special alien disease.
[09:48] ---
    Get some sleep, okay?
[09:57] ---
    Oh, right! The garbage!
[10:06] ---
    She left all this out? Jeez.
[10:12] ---
    Kuroi, take care of Tilarna. Be a good girl.
[10:26] ---
    This is terrible...
[10:28] ---
    That bow had a mildey of Moz Nel Valva on it...
[10:39] ---
    She got on top of Kei
    wearing practically nothing!
[10:43] ---
    She's like an animal!
[10:50] ---
    Calm down. That's right. Calm down.
[10:53] ---
    First, that crossbow.
[10:55] ---
    It fell off the sofa and into
    the garbage can next to it...
[11:03] ---
    Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[11:07] ---
    Quenishuba...
[11:09] ---
    Quenishuba!
[11:12] ---
    Oh, no... Oh, no!
[11:25] ---
    Is she... don't tell me...
[11:30] ---
    Stop it, Kuroi!
[11:31] ---
    At least... at least take off your underwear!
[11:38] ---
    No! No! No...
[11:42] ---
    No!
[11:50] ---
    A simple raid ended up with a plane crash?
[11:53] ---
    What the hell happened?
[11:54] ---
    Just like I said.
[11:56] ---
    The local cops screwed up, and...
[11:59] ---
    Shut up!
[12:00] ---
    The Golanbiza county police were
    on the phone screaming at me!
[12:04] ---
    At midnight!
[12:06] ---
    My wife was pissed!
[12:08] ---
    Right after I spent the last few days
[12:10] ---
    eating oysters and taking zinc supplements, too!
[12:15] ---
    Chief, was it just the county police?
[12:17] ---
    What?
[12:18] ---
    The complaints you were getting.
    Nothing from the CBP?
[12:22] ---
    The CBP?
[12:24] ---
    I talked to their guy Hellmandes this morning,
[12:26] ---
    but he didn't really say anything.
[12:31] ---
    What?
[12:32] ---
    Hey! You got into some kind of fight
    with the CBP, didn't you?
[12:35] ---
    Tell me the truth, Matoba! If you did--
[12:37] ---
    Really, there was nothing! We'll talk later.
[12:40] ---
    Hey, Matoba! Wait!
[12:49] ---
    She's still asleep?
[13:02] ---
    I can't take anymore...
[13:05] ---
    I need to do something.
[13:07] ---
    First, that crossbow.
[13:09] ---
    The trash gets picked up in the afternoon.
[13:10] ---
    It should still be in the dumpster.
[13:13] ---
    But I can't get out of this locked
    room in the form of a cat!
[13:29] ---
    I need help!
[13:34] ---
    Tilarna? She almost never texts me.
[13:40] ---
    Dear Cecil. I have a serious problem.
[13:44] ---
    Please come to my home as soon
    as you can. It's an emergency!
[13:50] ---
    What happened?
[13:54] ---
    "Don't tell Kei"?
[14:01] ---
    Okay, thanks, guys.
[14:08] ---
    Who the hell is Tilarna talking to?
[14:11] ---
    Hello? Tilarna?
[14:13] ---
    I saw your text. What's going on?
[14:22] ---
    Hello, kitty! No, I want to talk to Tilarna!
[14:27] ---
    You don't understand what I'm saying, do you?
[14:31] ---
    Anyway, I'm heading over.
[14:33] ---
    Be a good girl, okay?
[14:45] ---
    Hello?
[14:46] ---
    What the hell is going on?!
[14:48] ---
    With what?
[14:49] ---
    When I was there yesterday,
    there were 28 Semanian items found!
[14:53] ---
    And now I've only got 27!
[14:55] ---
    One is missing!
[14:57] ---
    Oh, I see.
[14:59] ---
    That's strange.
[15:01] ---
    Well, it happens, right?
    Things were a mess yesterday.
[15:06] ---
    Get me the missing one now,
    before I get you arrested for embezzlement!
[15:10] ---
    Come on. It's just a minor screw-up!
[15:14] ---
    Calm the hell down.
[15:17] ---
    Well...
[15:18] ---
    Just get it to me now! Got it?
[15:22] ---
    What the hell is his problem?
[15:48] ---
    Tilarna? Are you there?
[15:50] ---
    Is she not home? Tilarna?
[16:01] ---
    Jeez...
[16:07] ---
    I'm coming inside!
[16:12] ---
    Tilarna?
[16:20] ---
    Hey! What's going on?
[16:23] ---
    You did this, didn't you?
[16:29] ---
    Are you telling me you didn't do it?
[16:33] ---
    What?
[16:37] ---
    I know this is impossible, but...
    are you Tilarna?
[16:45] ---
    No way...
[16:47] ---
    You really are...
[16:49] ---
    A mildey did this?
[16:54] ---
    You need the crossbow back?
[16:57] ---
    The tool that caused this?
[17:01] ---
    It's in the dumpster outside?
[17:05] ---
    Why would you put something so important there?
[17:09] ---
    The trash truck?
[17:10] ---
    They'll take the trash away!
[17:15] ---
    Without that bow,
    you may not be able to turn back?
[17:19] ---
    Oh, no!
[17:24] ---
    Ce... Ce!
[17:27] ---
    If you're Tilarna, then...
[17:30] ---
    Ce!
[17:32] ---
    Hey!
[17:49] ---
    Hello?
[17:50] ---
    It's me, Matoba.
[17:51] ---
    Is O'Neill in?
[17:53] ---
    I heard he was still living here.
[17:57] ---
    The boss? Just a second.
[17:59] ---
    Man, my head hurts.
[18:10] ---
    Hey, I'm coming in.
[18:19] ---
    Hey there, mister.
[18:21] ---
    Kenny, what the hell is with that outfit?
[18:24] ---
    What? I always sleep like this.
[18:29] ---
    I can't sleep without my pajamas.
[18:31] ---
    And this mess?
[18:34] ---
    There was a party last night.
[18:36] ---
    And the man on the floor?
[18:38] ---
    Um, no idea.
[18:42] ---
    Who is this guy?
[18:44] ---
    Where the hell is O'Neill?
[18:46] ---
    I can't find him...
[18:50] ---
    Last I remembered, he drank
    soda water mixed with vodka,
[18:53] ---
    ketchup, and habanero sauce,
    and was doing pelvic thrusts on the table...
[19:07] ---
    Where did you get a goat?
[19:10] ---
    I'm not sure. He wasn't here yesterday.
[19:15] ---
    What a mess.
[19:18] ---
    O'Neill isn't here.
[19:21] ---
    Maybe the goat ate him?
[19:25] ---
    That's ridiculous.
    I need him to check something for me.
[19:30] ---
    Hey, get off me!
[19:39] ---
    Did I just hear...
[19:41] ---
    Forgive me, Lord, for I am
    within your blessings...
[19:46] ---
    Where are you, O'Neill?
[19:48] ---
    It hurts to breathe... It hurts so much...
[19:51] ---
    I will drown within the flesh of your blessings
[19:54] ---
    and come to you in your kingdom...
[20:00] ---
    There you are.
[20:02] ---
    Hey, get off the man, lady.
[20:04] ---
    I'm afraid that's impossible.
[20:05] ---
    When the Virgin Mary gets like this,
    she won't wake up for at least 12 hours.
[20:09] ---
    The Virgin Mary? She's a prostitute, right?
[20:11] ---
    Yes. But that's what they call her.
[20:24] ---
    Take this.
[20:36] ---
    Mister, that was mean.
[20:39] ---
    Well, I didn't think she'd react like that.
[20:41] ---
    Shouldn't we call an ambulance?
[20:53] ---
    You're Tilarna, right?
[20:55] ---
    It's not a dream, right?
[20:58] ---
    The garbage truck! What happened to it?
[21:04] ---
    Oh, no!
[21:05] ---
    I need to chase after it!
[21:07] ---
    Are you coming too?
[21:10] ---
    Okay!
[21:14] ---
    First, let's find the garbage truck.
[21:17] ---
    It hasn't been that long,
    so it should still be close.
[21:23] ---
    What? Did you find it?
[21:33] ---
    "Lower the blinds. I won't be able
    to keep living if someone sees me."
[21:38] ---
    Jeez, we're in a hurry!
[21:57] ---
    Let's hurry!
[23:36] ---
    "Next time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

E9 - A King Maker

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    It's not here either.
[00:06] ---
    We may not be able to find it.
[00:11] ---
    Calm down.
[00:13] ---
    I know just what to do.
[00:18] ---
    Yes, this is New Compton waste disposal.
[00:21] ---
    Hello.
[00:22] ---
    I accidentally put something
    really important in the garbage,
[00:27] ---
    and it just got picked up.
[00:30] ---
    I'm sorry to hear that.
[00:32] ---
    Goodbye.
[00:33] ---
    W-Wait!
[00:35] ---
    Is there something else?
[00:36] ---
    I told you, it's really important!
[00:39] ---
    When your garbage is picked up,
    you lose all rights to it.
[00:44] ---
    Goodbye.
[00:45] ---
    Wait, I said...
[00:46] ---
    Um, uh... I know!
[00:48] ---
    It's important evidence.
[00:51] ---
    I'm Cecil Epps, with the
    San-Teresa Metropolitan Police.
[00:55] ---
    I'm a deputy coroner.
[00:56] ---
    Um... if this evidence is lost,
    th-the investigation will...
[01:02] ---
    Um... something really bad will happen to it!
    So cooperate with the police investigation!
[02:46] ---
    Please, grant me mercy!
[02:49] ---
    Grant me salvation!
[02:51] ---
    O'Neill, I came here to ask you something!
[02:53] ---
    Look at this. It's the tip you gave me.
[02:56] ---
    I need to know more about the guy
    you said is working with the smuggler...
[03:00] ---
    The patient is in pain. Stop it.
[03:04] ---
    It's just a hangover.
[03:05] ---
    Hey! Look at this!
[03:07] ---
    Is this the guy who you saw with the smuggler?
[03:10] ---
    If I tell you, will I be able to go to heaven?
[03:15] ---
    In first class?
[03:17] ---
    Yeah. With all the expensive wine
    and cognac you can drink!
[03:21] ---
    I never want to drink another drop of alcohol!
[03:24] ---
    Answer me, you hungover asshole!
[03:27] ---
    Detective!
[03:30] ---
    He's hyperventilating!
[03:32] ---
    Mr. O'Neill!
[03:33] ---
    Calm down, Mr. O'Neill! Everything will be fine!
[03:38] ---
    Shit.
[03:40] ---
    He's gone.
[03:42] ---
    Kenny, do you know the girl O'Neill
    went on a date with a few days ago?
[03:47] ---
    She may have seen the smuggler.
[03:51] ---
    That would be the SM queen you just saw.
[03:53] ---
    The one in the kitchen.
[03:55] ---
    She had her head stuck in the fridge, right?
[03:59] ---
    Did she?
[04:01] ---
    My name is Cecil Epps.
[04:03] ---
    Well, it looks real to me.
[04:05] ---
    Not that I've never seen one.
[04:08] ---
    So, what's your address, Miss Epps?
[04:11] ---
    172 Caster Street.
[04:15] ---
    Hunter Waste Management handles that area, so...
[04:20] ---
    It's truck number 3. Right over there.
[04:23] ---
    In front of the WCT.
[04:25] ---
    WCT?
[04:27] ---
    The waste disposal terminal.
[04:29] ---
    Everything we collect is dumped in there.
[04:32] ---
    Oh, no!
[04:34] ---
    Wait! Stop! Stop!
[04:45] ---
    Stop it! Stop it!
[04:47] ---
    What?
[04:48] ---
    Oh, jeez!
[04:58] ---
    Tilarna?
[04:59] ---
    Chief, it's me. Matoba.
[05:02] ---
    About Hellmandes with the CBP...
[05:05] ---
    I just got another call from the man.
[05:07] ---
    So you did get in a fight with him.
[05:09] ---
    Just now?
[05:10] ---
    Something about you not picking up the phone,
    and whether or not you were at home.
[05:14] ---
    Hey, are you listening, Matoba?
[05:17] ---
    Which means...
[05:19] ---
    Sorry, Chief! I'll call you back!
[05:27] ---
    Cecil?
[05:29] ---
    I'm sorry, Kei...
[05:32] ---
    We need to talk about Tilarna...
[05:34] ---
    What happened?
[05:40] ---
    So Tilarna and Kuroi switched bodies?
[05:43] ---
    Okay. Magic, huh? I believe it.
[05:46] ---
    So right now it's Tilarna,
    or rather Kuroi, who's at my house?
[05:52] ---
    --That's dangerous.
    --Dangerous?
[05:54] ---
    I need to hurry. Cecil, I'll call you back.
[05:58] ---
    Wait, Kei!
[06:00] ---
    Kuroi's body, here at the dump, is...
[06:04] ---
    I tried to stop her, but...
[06:07] ---
    Don't worry about that.
[06:10] ---
    It's Tilarna, right? So I'm sure she's fine.
[06:14] ---
    Bye.
[06:15] ---
    I found it. There's the cat!
[06:20] ---
    Tilarna!
[06:23] ---
    Smell it. The smell of latena.
[06:27] ---
    Don't use your nose. Use your heart.
[06:35] ---
    There it is!
[07:04] ---
    It's over...
[07:21] ---
    Damn it...
[07:26] ---
    Give me the damn crossbow!
[07:28] ---
    My life is on the line here!
[07:33] ---
    This is...
[07:35] ---
    Thank you, God!
[07:37] ---
    Thank you, God! Thank you, God!
[07:41] ---
    You can't get out of this
    by pretending you're crazy--
[07:44] ---
    Don't touch me.
[07:45] ---
    What?
[07:50] ---
    You saw, didn't you?
[07:52] ---
    Saw what?
[07:55] ---
    I don't know what's going on here,
    but you're in for a world of pain!
[08:01] ---
    --D-Don't hurt me!
    --Shut up!
[08:04] ---
    --I just wanted to make some money...
    --I don't care!
[08:09] ---
    Mercy!
[08:10] ---
    No mercy!
[08:19] ---
    Please don't...
[08:24] ---
    You're going to die like a bug,
    with no dignity at all...
[08:30] ---
    Curses of Beyadah upon you!
[08:32] ---
    Hey, don't kill him!
[08:37] ---
    That's you, right, Tilarna?
[08:39] ---
    You're back?
[08:42] ---
    Kei?
[08:44] ---
    My life... my life...
[08:48] ---
    What a mess.
[08:49] ---
    Clean this up.
[08:51] ---
    That weird crossbow only activated
    because you were careless, right?
[08:54] ---
    Shut up!
[08:56] ---
    What's wrong with you?
[08:58] ---
    This morning I was trying
    my best to get your help,
[09:00] ---
    and you left without figuring out a thing!
[09:02] ---
    How was I supposed to know
    you'd swapped bodies with Kuroi?
[09:06] ---
    B-But...
[09:09] ---
    Having you all over me dressed like that
    first thing in the morning was freaking me out.
[09:13] ---
    I wanted to get out of there.
[09:16] ---
    It was freaking you out?
[09:18] ---
    Huh?
[09:19] ---
    No, nothing...
[09:22] ---
    So what happened to the crossbow?
[09:25] ---
    It was destroyed.
    That's why I was able to go back, I think.
[09:28] ---
    There's no way to know now, though.
[09:31] ---
    I guess that's just how it goes.
[09:33] ---
    I need to get better control of myself.
[09:35] ---
    And thanks to you,
    I didn't even get to kill that man.
[09:38] ---
    If you did, it would be mur--
[09:40] ---
    Wait...
[09:43] ---
    Did he do something to you?
[09:46] ---
    No! He definitely did not! Not a chance!
[09:49] ---
    He just saw me!
[09:51] ---
    Saw you?
[09:51] ---
    I-It's very important...
[09:55] ---
    What a pain.
[09:56] ---
    What's a pain?
[09:58] ---
    Aren't you mad?
[10:00] ---
    He saw my butt...
[10:02] ---
    No... Anyway, you should be madder!
[10:05] ---
    Why would I?
[10:06] ---
    Shut up! Get a little mad, you rakebye!
[10:09] ---
    Wait a second.
[10:11] ---
    I think I forgot something.
[10:13] ---
    Don't try and change the subject--
[10:17] ---
    Where are Kuroi and Cecil?
[10:20] ---
    I'm sorry, Tilarna...
[10:22] ---
    I couldn't help you!
[10:31] ---
    Tilarna!
[10:36] ---
    Tilarna, I'm sorry!
[10:38] ---
    I couldn't help you!
[10:40] ---
    I don't know what to say to you!
[10:53] ---
    Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
    appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
[10:58] ---
    Beyond the gate lay a strange world
    filled with fairies and monsters.
[11:04] ---
    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[11:06] ---
    This city is Earth's "front door."
[11:09] ---
    Over two million citizens
    from both worlds live here.
[11:12] ---
    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[11:16] ---
    The world's newest "city of dreams."
[11:20] ---
    But in the shadows of all this
    chaos lurked countless crimes.
[11:24] ---
    Drugs. Prostitution.
[11:26] ---
    Weapons smuggling.
[11:27] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
[11:30] ---
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[11:42] ---
    I think you overcooked it.
[11:44] ---
    Matoba, are you insulting
    the Zimmer family recipe?
[11:49] ---
    You're just burning it.
[11:51] ---
    Put it on a tray, lower the heat,
    and close the grill.
[11:55] ---
    You need to get that hot air flowing over it.
[11:58] ---
    The meat looked so good, too.
[12:01] ---
    Shut up!
[12:03] ---
    Whenever you talk about food
    or cars, you get all obsessed...
[12:06] ---
    You sound like a food snob!
[12:08] ---
    I'm not a snob!
[12:10] ---
    Every snob says that!
[12:12] ---
    And anyway, this is my home.
[12:13] ---
    This food is under my jurisdiction!
[12:16] ---
    Now quit bitching, go to the kitchen,
    and get me a beer!
[12:19] ---
    I'm the one who brought the meat
    you're ruining, and it was expensive!
[12:24] ---
    Kei, you want to join us?
    The water feels great!
[12:27] ---
    Later.
[12:29] ---
    That's a shame.
[12:31] ---
    Ignore him.
    He's pretending to be too cool for it.
[12:39] ---
    What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
[12:43] ---
    Come on, tell your daddy!
[12:49] ---
    Who took the towel off?
[12:52] ---
    Me. Was that a problem?
[12:54] ---
    I was using it as a cover.
[12:55] ---
    You need to make it dark,
    or the clams won't spit out the salt.
[12:59] ---
    They spit out the sand already, right?
[13:02] ---
    But not the salt.
[13:03] ---
    Who cares? It's not a big deal.
[13:05] ---
    It is a big deal!
[13:07] ---
    These clams are filled with salt water.
[13:09] ---
    You need them to spit it out
    or you can't eat them.
[13:11] ---
    At least... don't put much salt in.
[13:15] ---
    Or actually, don't put any in.
[13:17] ---
    You always get really annoying
    about cooking, Kei.
[13:23] ---
    You really seem like a food snob.
[13:25] ---
    I don't want my son to end up like you.
[13:27] ---
    I'm not a snob.
[13:29] ---
    All snobs say that.
[13:34] ---
    San-Teresa City. San-Teresa City...
[13:37] ---
    The mayoral election?
[13:38] ---
    It's a farce. There's nobody worth voting for.
[13:41] ---
    This Kahns guy is the best of the bunch.
[13:45] ---
    Nathan Kahns.
[13:47] ---
    He was mayor of Seattle for two terms.
    City councilman here for two years.
[13:52] ---
    He looks like a guy who no girl
    wants to date even though he's rich.
[13:56] ---
    Maybe,
[13:57] ---
    but he's had a lot of mayoral experience
    and knows what he's talking about.
[14:00] ---
    And he's a lot better than the other two.
[14:02] ---
    My wife and I are voting for this Kahns guy.
[14:07] ---
    Mozeleemay is running too, huh?
[14:10] ---
    Yeah.
[14:11] ---
    I still can't believe that
    guy's running for mayor.
[14:15] ---
    There's also the far-right candidate Tourte,
    who says the aliens should go back into space.
[14:20] ---
    What?
[14:23] ---
    Breaking news!
[14:24] ---
    --Mayoral candidate Kahns has just been shot!
    --Kahns was shot?
[14:28] ---
    Look over there!
    They just loaded him into an ambulance.
[14:30] ---
    He's not responding to anything
    his team says to him...
[14:34] ---
    Oh, God... I can't believe this is happening.
[14:37] ---
    Oh, God! Oh, God!
[14:40] ---
    The meat's done, Matoba.
[14:42] ---
    Now where's that beer?
[14:46] ---
    What's wrong?
[14:47] ---
    The news is saying...
[14:57] ---
    We're having an emergency briefing.
[14:59] ---
    A candidate for mayor was shot.
[15:05] ---
    The shooter is John Ennaji.
[15:08] ---
    A male Semanian.
[15:09] ---
    32 in Earth years.
[15:12] ---
    Single, works at a convenience store.
[15:14] ---
    No criminal record except
    for a few speeding tickets.
[15:17] ---
    Everybody who knows him
    says they can't believe it.
[15:20] ---
    No underworld connections, either.
[15:23] ---
    There's no role for the
    Special Vice Squad here, but...
[15:27] ---
    Is there a problem?
[15:29] ---
    I read your report. About Rick Fury.
[15:43] ---
    Zelada?
[15:45] ---
    We never found his body.
[15:47] ---
    It wouldn't surprise me at all
    if he was still alive.
[15:51] ---
    So is this what you're saying, Chief?
[15:54] ---
    The shooter who killed Kahns
    was controlled with magic?
[15:58] ---
    Don't just come out and say it.
[16:00] ---
    We're just covering all the bases. Got it?
[16:02] ---
    I want you and Exedilica to head to
    the coroner's office and see what you find, now.
[16:07] ---
    Now? Dressed like this?
[16:09] ---
    Yeah. Now.
[16:14] ---
    I thought it might have been
    another controlled corpse, too.
[16:18] ---
    I didn't expect Inspector Zimmer
    would pick up on it, though.
[16:21] ---
    He surprises you with
    how smart he is sometimes.
[16:25] ---
    I just wanted to go home.
[16:27] ---
    You don't want to catch the guy
    who was behind Kahns' death?
[16:32] ---
    I don't want to waste a valuable
    weekend avenging a politician.
[16:38] ---
    Kei...
[16:38] ---
    I was kidding.
[16:40] ---
    I've found myself impressed
    by Earth's democracy.
[16:45] ---
    I think a system that reflects the people's
    wishes in any way at all is a wonderful thing.
[16:50] ---
    And this shooting is a declaration
    of war against that system.
[16:55] ---
    That's a nice speech. Or it would be
    if you weren't wearing a swimsuit.
[17:00] ---
    Stop staring.
[17:02] ---
    That's why I didn't want to do this.
[17:05] ---
    I don't understand... Are they mocking us?
[17:09] ---
    Forget it.
[17:16] ---
    You in there, Cecil? I'm coming in.
[17:19] ---
    Kei? Wait!
[17:22] ---
    Who are you?
[17:25] ---
    We'll be quick.
[17:27] ---
    Man, it sure is hot today.
[17:31] ---
    The chief was right.
[17:34] ---
    He was dead, and someone manipulated
    his body into doing the murder.
[17:39] ---
    Zelada?
[17:41] ---
    I can't be sure.
[17:42] ---
    But this form of magic is particularly rare.
[17:52] ---
    What do we do now?
[17:53] ---
    We tell Chief Zimmer first.
[18:00] ---
    Damn alien.
[18:02] ---
    Hold up.
[18:04] ---
    What did you just say?
[18:07] ---
    Nothing.
[18:08] ---
    Don't lie to me.
[18:09] ---
    What did you just say when you saw her?
[18:13] ---
    I don't know...
[18:14] ---
    I heard it.
[18:15] ---
    You called her a "damn alien."
[18:18] ---
    You insulted my partner.
[18:21] ---
    What made you think that was a good idea?
[18:23] ---
    Officer Sanders...
    Sanders, Sanders, Officer Sanders...
[18:28] ---
    You want to tell me why you said that?
[18:30] ---
    I'm sorry.
[18:31] ---
    I asked you a question.
[18:33] ---
    Um, please...
[18:35] ---
    Kei, that's enough.
[18:36] ---
    Officer Sanders, I told you
    to answer my question.
[18:40] ---
    Now, do it!
[18:41] ---
    Please!
[18:42] ---
    Please forgive me...
[18:44] ---
    My family is conservative.
    We were voting for Kahns...
[18:49] ---
    And, um... after what happened today...
[18:52] ---
    The killer was... from the other world...
[18:57] ---
    So you think she killed Kahns, then.
[19:00] ---
    No.
[19:01] ---
    Then she killed your family, then.
[19:04] ---
    No.
[19:05] ---
    Christ. Do you have a reason
    to insult her, then?
[19:09] ---
    Who the hell do you think you are?
[19:11] ---
    Do you act like this towards the citizens, too?
[19:13] ---
    Kei.
[19:17] ---
    That's enough. Let's go.
[19:19] ---
    But...
[19:20] ---
    It's fine. Let's go.
[19:55] ---
    That was embarrassing.
[19:57] ---
    I wish you wouldn't do that.
[19:59] ---
    Sorry.
[20:01] ---
    But thank you.
[20:03] ---
    I didn't do it because I wanted a thank you.
[20:06] ---
    He just made me mad.
[20:09] ---
    I thought you'd say that.
[20:11] ---
    You call people "aliens" all the time, anyway.
[20:16] ---
    When I do, it's...
[20:19] ---
    It's like a joke.
[20:20] ---
    It's like when a gangster calls his
    girlfriend a bitch trying to look cool.
[20:26] ---
    But if somebody else calls her a bitch,
    he gets mad. It's like that.
[20:35] ---
    I'm not your woman.
[20:37] ---
    Of course not. It was an example. Sheesh.
[20:41] ---
    Just forget it.
[20:42] ---
    Okay, I'll let you off the hook for now.
[20:46] ---
    Thank me later, doreany.
[20:48] ---
    Quiet, alien.
[20:53] ---
    I see.
[20:54] ---
    It's probably Zelada.
[20:56] ---
    Inspector Zimmer, you were right.
[20:59] ---
    That's a shame.
[21:00] ---
    I was hoping I wasn't.
[21:02] ---
    Why?
[21:03] ---
    Because now I get to go to every
    department involved and tell them,
[21:09] ---
    "Watch out for wizards."
[21:12] ---
    That's rough.
[21:14] ---
    A Semanian shot an Earth mayoral candidate.
[21:18] ---
    This is going to be a pain.
[21:21] ---
    How?
[21:22] ---
    Ethnic strife.
[21:24] ---
    Just like you saw earlier.
[21:26] ---
    You know what I mean, right?
[21:29] ---
    Even if Zelada, a Semanian, is behind it,
[21:33] ---
    we need to figure out the truth
    as fast as possible.
[21:37] ---
    But how do we find the guy?
[21:40] ---
    It's not like you can catch
    a wizard on a security camera.
[21:46] ---
    How about we go back to
    the basics of investigating?
[21:50] ---
    What do you mean by basics?
[21:53] ---
    Motive.
[21:54] ---
    Who gains by Kahns' death?
[23:36] ---
    "Next time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT.

E10 - Cock Robin, John Doe

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[00:01] ---
    That's ridiculous!
[00:03] ---
    If they don't like it, they can leave!
[00:04] ---
    Poverty and oppression are--
[00:06] ---
    Calm down for a moment.
[00:07] ---
    Let's see what the people think.
[00:09] ---
    I'm voting for Coal Mozeleemay.
    He cares about rights for Semanians.
[00:15] ---
    They say a Semanian shot Kahns!
[00:18] ---
    I'm voting for Tourte!
    I want the aliens out of here.
[00:21] ---
    I don't care who it is, as long as
    they reduce crime in San-Teresa!
[00:25] ---
    Interest in the upcoming mayoral
    elections continues to rise...
[00:29] ---
    It's what the people want!
    Every day there are more anti-Semanian protests.
[00:33] ---
    --It's violence. And it won't solve anything.
    --So this is democracy?
[00:36] ---
    --The other day, there was an unfortunate incident...
    --We're leaving.
[00:38] ---
    --But the real cause is...
    --Okay.
[00:47] ---
    Fifteen years ago, a hyperspace gate
    appeared in the middle of the Pacific.
[00:51] ---
    Beyond the gate lay a strange world
    filled with fairies and monsters.
[00:56] ---
    Kariaena Island. The city of San-Teresa.
[00:59] ---
    This city is Earth's "front door."
[01:02] ---
    Over two million citizens
    from both worlds live here.
[01:05] ---
    A mixture of different races and
    diverse cultures, haves and have-nots...
[01:09] ---
    The world's newest "city of dreams."
[01:13] ---
    But in the shadows of all this chaos
    lurked countless crimes.
[01:17] ---
    Drugs. Prostitution.
[01:19] ---
    Weapons smuggling.
[01:20] ---
    The San-Teresa Metropolitan Police maintained
[01:23] ---
    a special unit to deal with these crimes.
[02:59] ---
    I see.
[03:00] ---
    Sorry, but do it.
[03:04] ---
    They can't get any info at all
    on the gun that shot Kahns.
[03:08] ---
    What do you mean?
[03:10] ---
    They should be able to guess even if it were
    smuggled or stolen. But they have nothing.
[03:17] ---
    It's a common weapon. But then...
[03:27] ---
    What an obnoxious poster.
[03:30] ---
    I'm starting to wonder if
    he's not that bad a guy.
[03:34] ---
    Are you serious?
[03:35] ---
    I'm just being sarcastic.
[03:38] ---
    We're here.
[03:52] ---
    Kei, if we meet Mozeleemay...
[03:55] ---
    Forget about Zoey for now.
[04:03] ---
    But...
[04:07] ---
    Remember why we're here today.
[04:10] ---
    Any of those "dead guys" around?
[04:14] ---
    No, it seems.
[04:16] ---
    I don't smell any latena.
[04:18] ---
    Detective Matoba?
[04:21] ---
    You're... Randall, right?
[04:23] ---
    Yup. Kevin Randall.
[04:26] ---
    It's been a while.
[04:27] ---
    He's a journalist. He interviewed me once.
[04:31] ---
    See you later, Randall. Sorry, I'm on the clock.
[04:34] ---
    They got you on the case
    of the murdered mayoral candidate?
[04:39] ---
    No comment.
[04:41] ---
    Are you Matoba's new partner?
[04:44] ---
    You look like a Semanian.
[04:47] ---
    I'm...
[04:48] ---
    No comment.
[04:53] ---
    Detective Matoba!
[04:54] ---
    I'll send you an email. Let's talk soon.
[04:57] ---
    Sure, sure.
[04:59] ---
    It's important, really.
[05:02] ---
    Read my message.
[05:05] ---
    So I told him, "Okay,
    but you have to vote for me..."
[05:09] ---
    Who's there?
[05:11] ---
    Matoba with the San-Teresa police.
[05:14] ---
    Good to see you again.
[05:17] ---
    Sorry, guys, I need some privacy.
[05:21] ---
    Okay.
[05:25] ---
    So you were a detective, huh?
[05:27] ---
    Yup.
[05:29] ---
    I'd like to talk about the mayoral race...
[05:33] ---
    I've got nothing to say.
[05:36] ---
    If you have questions,
    send an email to my staff.
[05:38] ---
    Oh, why not talk to them?
[05:41] ---
    Marla...
[05:45] ---
    You have nothing to hide.
[05:49] ---
    So act like it.
[05:51] ---
    You're the great politician who rose up
    to help Semanians in poverty.
[05:56] ---
    Now ask your questions, Detective.
[05:59] ---
    Okay, let's start with Kahns,
    the murdered candidate.
[06:04] ---
    It was...
[06:04] ---
    A terrible shame.
[06:07] ---
    Since it happened, we've been
    doing thorough checks of everyone
[06:10] ---
    who comes on to the premises.
[06:13] ---
    The rumor is that you'll get at least
    200,000 votes now that he's dead.
[06:20] ---
    Any comments on that?
[06:21] ---
    Our polling shows that Tourte
    will be getting 300,000.
[06:26] ---
    My husband is in danger of losing the election.
[06:29] ---
    We're trying to find a way
    to turn things around.
[06:32] ---
    So if Tourte bites it next,
    you won't have to worry about that.
[06:37] ---
    Detective, we're civilized people.
[06:41] ---
    If we tried to resolve
    differences of opinion with guns,
[06:43] ---
    the whole town would turn into a battlefield...
[06:46] ---
    With the power to control the dead,
    you wouldn't need weapons.
[06:50] ---
    Control the dead?
[06:52] ---
    I've heard that there are mildey like that.
[06:55] ---
    But you're aware that normal
    Semanians can't use it, right?
[07:01] ---
    Bonah Exedilica.
[07:05] ---
    I'm afraid we're out of time.
    Please leave. Right, honey?
[07:08] ---
    R-Right.
[07:13] ---
    What's your take?
[07:14] ---
    I was reminded of the fact that
    Coal Mozeleemay is no leader.
[07:19] ---
    Yeah. His wife's got him by the balls.
[07:23] ---
    --If anything...
    --You felt it too?
[07:25] ---
    Marla Mozeleemay.
[07:27] ---
    She stinks worse than her perfume.
[07:29] ---
    Then Zoey was also...
[07:31] ---
    Calm down. Right now we want more info.
[07:35] ---
    I'd like to talk to Tourte too.
[07:42] ---
    Wait! We need to figure out
    what's going on first.
[07:48] ---
    San-Teresa police. Help us out.
[07:50] ---
    Detectives? Um...
[07:53] ---
    Who was shot?
[07:54] ---
    M-Mr. Mozeleemay.
[07:56] ---
    The opening speech just concluded
    and he got on the stage.
[07:59] ---
    Look.
[08:15] ---
    Can you follow the perp?
[08:17] ---
    W-We're trying.
[08:19] ---
    But I don't know whether
    we can ID him with our AI...
[08:23] ---
    I used his clothing and body size
    to run a search,
[08:26] ---
    but there are 91 candidates. No, 92.
[08:29] ---
    Walking speed.
[08:31] ---
    Eliminate anybody moving over 10 kmph.
[08:33] ---
    Or anybody who pushed
    the person in front of them.
[08:35] ---
    At times like this, assassins don't run.
[08:38] ---
    They try to blend in with the fleeing crowds.
[08:41] ---
    We're down to 31.
[08:43] ---
    Now try the number of times they turn around.
[08:46] ---
    Eliminate anyone who turns
    around three times in ten seconds.
[08:50] ---
    Seventeen.
[08:51] ---
    Excited people open their mouths.
    Eliminate them too.
[08:55] ---
    We're down to three.
[08:57] ---
    Let me see them.
[09:05] ---
    Where's this guy?
[09:07] ---
    In the north side lobby on the first floor.
    He may have already fled outside...
[09:14] ---
    --Where's the north side lobby?
    --That way!
[09:16] ---
    Shield of law, protection of the war god.
[09:23] ---
    This is a dangerous area!
    Follow instructions and...
[09:26] ---
    This is the police! Make way!
[09:29] ---
    Calm down!
[09:31] ---
    Hey!
[09:33] ---
    Water. Sand. Water. Light.
[09:35] ---
    Ripples of scent.
[09:37] ---
    Remnants of color.
[09:38] ---
    Water. Sand. Water. Light.
[09:40] ---
    Ripples of scent.
[09:41] ---
    Remnants of color.
[09:48] ---
    There, Kei!
[09:51] ---
    You in the black suit, stop!
[09:53] ---
    Hands above your head, nice and slow--
[09:55] ---
    Kei, shoot!
[09:58] ---
    Shit!
[10:00] ---
    Kizenya!
[10:08] ---
    Damn it all!
[10:15] ---
    Kei, let's follow him!
[10:26] ---
    Damn it... Something's...
[10:36] ---
    --Let me borrow your car!
    --I-I don't have any money!
[10:39] ---
    No, I'm with the police!
[10:41] ---
    I'm borrowing your car!
[10:42] ---
    Please don't crash it...
[10:47] ---
    Thank you for your cooperation!
[10:55] ---
    Tilarna Exedilica's current location.
[11:08] ---
    V-21 to HQ!
[11:11] ---
    I am in pursuit of the suspect
    who shot Coal Mozeleemay,
[11:14] ---
    in the vicinity of New Compton.
[11:17] ---
    Suspect is a Semanian male, approximately 5'9".
[11:21] ---
    Wearing a black suit. Suspect is armed.
[11:24] ---
    Roger. Sending nearby cars as backup.
[11:27] ---
    Hurry, please!
[11:41] ---
    There!
[12:05] ---
    Don't move!
[12:43] ---
    Curses of Beyadah upon you!
[12:45] ---
    Don't!
[12:50] ---
    Kei, why did you stop me?
[12:51] ---
    'Cause you were about
    to commit a murder. Cool it.
[12:55] ---
    More fundamental rights?
[12:57] ---
    I'm asking you to do your best.
[12:59] ---
    Even if it ends up with a bad result.
[13:03] ---
    I'll remember that.
[13:05] ---
    But...
[13:10] ---
    Do you honestly expect him
    to tell us who's behind this?
[13:14] ---
    Any last words? I'll listen.
[13:19] ---
    Oh, Leeze...
[13:20] ---
    What?
[13:22] ---
    I thank you.
[13:27] ---
    What?
[13:29] ---
    What's going on?
[13:31] ---
    Mildina zarhf.
[13:32] ---
    What?
[13:33] ---
    Transformation magic.
[13:35] ---
    It seems to have worn off partway through.
[13:37] ---
    I noticed when I was chasing him.
[13:40] ---
    This guy's from Earth!
[13:42] ---
    Yeah. And a warrior.
[13:45] ---
    He was using mildey of his
    own free will as he fought me.
[13:49] ---
    Zelada's puppets couldn't do that.
[13:54] ---
    A human... using magic?
[13:57] ---
    Elbaji learned human science just fine.
[14:01] ---
    Which means the reverse is probably possible.
[14:03] ---
    Yeah.
[14:07] ---
    Let me see that.
[14:09] ---
    It smells of latena.
[14:12] ---
    Don't touch the trigger.
[14:16] ---
    Take out the bullets.
[14:18] ---
    It's evidence, you know. Don't tell anyone.
[14:22] ---
    Spin. Spin. Spin.
[14:24] ---
    In the name of the god of the forge.
[14:27] ---
    Spin. Spin. Now, spin.
[14:30] ---
    What the hell?
[14:36] ---
    What is this?
[14:38] ---
    Vaifaht steel.
[14:40] ---
    Vaifaht...?
[14:43] ---
    In the name of the god of the forge.
[14:45] ---
    Spin. Spin. Now, spin.
[14:49] ---
    The gunpowder, too?
[14:51] ---
    Sheesh... Vaifaht steel is holy.
[14:54] ---
    It shouldn't be used for such ridiculous things.
[14:59] ---
    So that's how he got a gun through
    a heavily secured entrance, huh?
[15:05] ---
    The techniques used were extremely fine.
[15:07] ---
    The greatest vaifaht blacksmiths
    in my country couldn't make this.
[15:12] ---
    Turn it back.
[15:14] ---
    But...
[15:16] ---
    Just do it, for now.
[15:20] ---
    Got it.
[15:22] ---
    Spin. Spin. Spin.
[15:24] ---
    In the name of the god of the forge.
[15:26] ---
    Spin. Spin. Now, spin.
[15:29] ---
    One more thing.
[15:31] ---
    The last word he said, "Leeze" --
[15:34] ---
    Hold it right there.
[15:36] ---
    Don't move. This is the FBI.
[15:39] ---
    That's pretty bossy.
    Is that how you treat a fellow cop?
[15:49] ---
    I don't consider morons who
    kill their suspects "fellow cops."
[15:54] ---
    Hey, what are you doing--
[15:56] ---
    This case is under our jurisdiction.
[15:59] ---
    So get your city cop ass out of here.
[16:02] ---
    Thanks.
[16:14] ---
    You're late.
[16:26] ---
    You kept your mouth shut, right?
[16:29] ---
    Kei, shouldn't you be saying
    something to me first?
[16:34] ---
    You seem upset.
[16:36] ---
    You're not?
[16:39] ---
    I'm regretting my life choices.
[16:40] ---
    When Coal was shot, I should've pretended
    I was deaf and just gone and got lunch.
[16:46] ---
    Pathetic. And you call yourself
    a representative of justice?
[16:49] ---
    That's enough.
[16:51] ---
    Both of you, I want reports on my desk.
[16:53] ---
    By 1900 tonight.
[16:55] ---
    So, are we off the case?
[16:58] ---
    Not a chance.
[17:00] ---
    I'm not letting you run off
    and do it on your own.
[17:03] ---
    They got the body,
    but we have the face photo you took.
[17:07] ---
    It's not the best clue, but it's a clue.
[17:09] ---
    I did good work, didn't I?
[17:11] ---
    That wasn't a compliment.
[17:12] ---
    If only you'd done a better job
    of cornering the suspect...
[17:16] ---
    Right, right.
[17:17] ---
    Inspector, that was impossible!
[17:21] ---
    Our opponent was a dangerous
    warrior who could use mildey too!
[17:25] ---
    The mere fact that he didn't escape...
[17:27] ---
    Right, right.
[17:31] ---
    Coal Mozeleemay's dead.
[17:33] ---
    The EMTs got him to Patterson Hospital,
    and he just passed away there.
[17:37] ---
    What a mess.
[17:39] ---
    The commissioner's getting ready
    for a press conference.
[17:43] ---
    If you're curious, go see your ex later.
[17:46] ---
    She's probably surrounded by a bunch of VIPs
[17:48] ---
    and telling them the size
    of the guy's ass again.
[17:51] ---
    I'll pass.
[17:53] ---
    We're heading back to the station, Tilarna.
[17:55] ---
    Right.
[17:56] ---
    Matoba!
[17:57] ---
    What?
[17:59] ---
    You're not hiding something, are you?
[18:03] ---
    Well... actually, we are.
[18:07] ---
    Hey.
[18:09] ---
    But I don't want to say it here.
[18:11] ---
    I'll tell you in the office.
[18:17] ---
    It's extremely difficult to explain
[18:19] ---
    to an Earthling what exactly vaifaht steel is.
[18:23] ---
    The closest thing you have
    is what you just explained to me,
[18:25] ---
    the shape memory alloys.
[18:28] ---
    But it changes its form in response
    to latena, not temperature.
[18:32] ---
    Magic metal?
[18:35] ---
    Ridiculous. Totally ridiculous.
[18:37] ---
    Calm down, please.
[18:39] ---
    Vaifaht steel is extracted from certain trees,
[18:43] ---
    and at the start of the process
    has a cotton-like shape.
[18:45] ---
    It's turned into thin, strong stands...
[18:49] ---
    I get it. You weave it, like cloth.
[18:52] ---
    Correct.
[18:53] ---
    It's woven into cloth with a special loom.
[18:56] ---
    At this point, the final shape of
    the item you're making is decided.
[18:59] ---
    Sometimes it's art, but... usually it's weapons.
[19:06] ---
    O gods of war and the forge.
[19:09] ---
    Bring peace and protect me.
[19:14] ---
    Wow!
[19:15] ---
    Um... the mass itself doesn't change, right?
[19:20] ---
    O gods of the forge and war.
[19:22] ---
    Bring peace and make me beautiful.
[19:25] ---
    As a fellow coworker, I'll give you
    the special privilege of touching it.
[19:32] ---
    It's heavy!
[19:34] ---
    Vaifaht steel weapons are woven
    by specially trained Lahge craftsmen.
[19:39] ---
    No two are alike.
[19:43] ---
    I'm amazed you don't get stiff
    shoulders wearing this all the time.
[19:46] ---
    It's because I train daily.
[19:48] ---
    Maybe that's why you stopped growing.
[19:53] ---
    So what I'm hearing is that
    vaifaht steel items are difficult to make.
[20:00] ---
    Correct. Creating something filled
    with precision parts, like a gun,
[20:05] ---
    would be impossible even for the Lahge.
[20:11] ---
    That gun is a hybrid of Earth
    and Semanian technology, then.
[20:16] ---
    Is it possible that one of these Lahge guys
    is working with someone from Earth?
[20:23] ---
    Well...
[20:25] ---
    It's possible.
[20:26] ---
    Without the help of someone
    who knows Earth technology,
[20:30] ---
    you probably couldn't make something like that.
[20:35] ---
    Okay, we know what to do, then.
[20:38] ---
    Get to work on the investigation. Dismissed.
[20:43] ---
    Oh, Matoba.
[20:44] ---
    Yeah?
[20:46] ---
    Go visit Tourte tomorrow.
[20:49] ---
    I got permission for an interview.
[21:01] ---
    I'm not sure what you want me to say.
[21:04] ---
    No, I don't know.
[21:07] ---
    I don't know. I'm hanging up.
[21:09] ---
    Who was that?
[21:10] ---
    An officer from precinct 14.
[21:12] ---
    They got a complaint from
    the owner of that three-wheeler.
[21:17] ---
    They said he was very mad.
[21:20] ---
    What do we do?
[21:21] ---
    L-Let's ignore it.
[21:25] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:29] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:33] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:37] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:41] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:45] ---
    --Go home! Go home! ET go home!
    --I don't want any trouble, okay?
[21:48] ---
    --Go home! Go home! ET go home!
    --Ignore them.
[21:49] ---
    --Go home! Go home! ET go home!
    --I know.
[21:53] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[21:57] ---
    Go home! Go home! ET go home!
[23:36] ---
    "Next time"
    Next time on COP CRAFT:

E11 - Transitional Crises

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[00:11] ---
    Domingo Tourte.
[00:12] ---
    Got his start in boxing or
    competitive yachting or something,
[00:15] ---
    and then became a successful entrepreneur.
[00:17] ---
    And from there he's spent
    about ten years in politics, I think.
[00:20] ---
    What's he like?
[00:22] ---
    With Kahns and Mozeleemay dead,
    he's the last major candidate, right?
[00:27] ---
    Your typical right-winger.
[00:29] ---
    His extremist comments get bashed in the
    media a lot, but some of the citizens love him.
[00:35] ---
    Why?
[00:36] ---
    'Cause he's easy to understand.
[02:11] ---
    A Semanian cop?
[02:13] ---
    Now I've seen everything.
[02:15] ---
    Is she even capable of
    understanding Earth law?
[02:19] ---
    I know the 15th Amendment.
[02:21] ---
    Yeah, I've heard that one a bunch of times.
[02:24] ---
    Who killed Kahns? A Semanian.
[02:27] ---
    They don't understand Earth's rules.
[02:30] ---
    That's why they turn to crime
    or work for below-poverty wages,
[02:33] ---
    stealing jobs and money
    from hardworking Earthlings.
[02:37] ---
    They think the city's theirs, now.
[02:41] ---
    The city that we Earthlings built.
[02:45] ---
    This land originally belonged to the Semanians.
[02:48] ---
    Nope.
[02:49] ---
    This is Earth.
    An island in the Pacific on Earth.
[02:52] ---
    You can have the seawater and
    fish that got sent from our world to yours.
[02:56] ---
    Shameless! Is that another of your Earth rules?
[03:00] ---
    Cut it out, Tilarna.
[03:01] ---
    Listen, little girl.
[03:03] ---
    The government's been providing
    financial compensation to the Semanians
[03:06] ---
    who originally lived here.
[03:09] ---
    We even created a system
    to allow you to return home.
[03:11] ---
    But you don't.
[03:13] ---
    None of you ever go home.
[03:15] ---
    And why?
[03:16] ---
    It's because you like Earth civilization.
[03:19] ---
    You want to reap the benefits
    of Earth's advanced civilization
[03:22] ---
    so that you can live life on easy street.
[03:24] ---
    Lies!
[03:24] ---
    No, truth.
[03:26] ---
    My opinion is exceedingly simple.
[03:29] ---
    Have your fun while you're here.
    But obey our rules,
[03:32] ---
    and if you don't like it, then leave.
[03:34] ---
    That's all.
[03:37] ---
    Is anything I said wrong?
[03:40] ---
    But... but...
[03:44] ---
    I'm sorry, Mr. Tourte.
[03:46] ---
    I think she's learned some
    things from what you said.
[03:49] ---
    I hope so.
[03:51] ---
    Dom, it's time to go.
[03:55] ---
    Can I ask one last thing?
[03:57] ---
    Sure, as long as it's really the last thing.
[04:00] ---
    Thank you.
[04:02] ---
    So...
[04:03] ---
    If you were to pick one of the two,
    what would you say?
[04:06] ---
    Are you an Earthling or a politician?
[04:12] ---
    That's quite a unique question,
    Detective Matoba.
[04:15] ---
    Very unique.
[04:17] ---
    Thanks. Now, please answer.
[04:20] ---
    A politician, I suppose.
[04:24] ---
    Not an Earthling?
[04:25] ---
    Correct.
[04:26] ---
    I think that even if
    I was born in the other world,
[04:30] ---
    I would've chosen the same path.
[04:35] ---
    Thank you for your cooperation.
[04:39] ---
    Disgusting.
[04:40] ---
    Domingo Tourte is just as bad
    as everybody said he was!
[04:43] ---
    And you too, Kei!
[04:45] ---
    "I think she learned something"?
[04:48] ---
    I've got nothing to learn from that guy!
[04:51] ---
    What else could I say?
[04:53] ---
    Blame the idiot who picked a fight
    with the guy we were questioning.
[04:56] ---
    I'm not an idiot.
[04:58] ---
    No, you are.
[05:00] ---
    So, did you learn anything?
[05:03] ---
    Any chance Tourte's behind all this?
[05:06] ---
    Well...
[05:09] ---
    There were no dead people around him.
[05:11] ---
    Nor any latena.
[05:15] ---
    I see.
[05:16] ---
    Kei, what was that last question about?
[05:22] ---
    Do you remember
    my last conversation with Roth?
[05:24] ---
    Before he died.
[05:26] ---
    Yeah.
[05:27] ---
    He said that it was more important to him
[05:29] ---
    that he was an Earthling
    than that he was a police officer.
[05:32] ---
    He abandoned his job as an officer because
    he was concerned about Earth's future.
[05:37] ---
    I'm sure he put a lot of
    thought into that decision.
[05:41] ---
    I was curious what Tourte
    would say to the same question.
[05:45] ---
    And you think that because he gave
    the opposite answer, he's innocent?
[05:49] ---
    I'm not going that far,
    but I do think it's good to know.
[05:54] ---
    Kei..
[05:55] ---
    What is it?
[05:57] ---
    No, nothing.
[06:15] ---
    This guy... I think it was last week?
[06:17] ---
    He reminds me of one of Lu's clients.
[06:20] ---
    Lu? Her?
[06:22] ---
    Maybe? No, I don't know.
[06:24] ---
    I only got a quick glimpse
    when she got into his car.
[06:30] ---
    No answer.
[06:31] ---
    We'll have to go ask her ourselves, then.
[06:34] ---
    Thanks, bye!
[06:36] ---
    Next time you're going to do a raid,
    give me another heads up, okay?
[06:40] ---
    A venture capital company, huh?
[06:45] ---
    But there's a ton of them.
    It'll be hard to find.
[06:49] ---
    You don't have any connections?
[06:52] ---
    I do know one guy who works
    in high-tech venture capital.
[06:56] ---
    But he's an ex from my college days.
[06:58] ---
    I-I see.
[07:00] ---
    If I got in touch with an ex,
    I think Ken would be hurt.
[07:05] ---
    Ken? Who's that?
[07:07] ---
    My current partner. The hairdresser.
[07:10] ---
    Huh? Not a dancer?
[07:12] ---
    That was the last guy.
[07:14] ---
    You change guys all the time, don't you?
[07:17] ---
    How rude!
[07:18] ---
    I always try to be serious in my relationships.
[07:20] ---
    It's this job!
[07:22] ---
    There's no regular hours,
    and it's always dangerous.
[07:26] ---
    If you use my phone, you don't have
    to worry about Ken finding out, right?
[07:31] ---
    Now get calling.
[07:35] ---
    There's a riot in Eastrock park.
[07:37] ---
    A riot?
[07:38] ---
    Some of the protesters clashed with police,
[07:41] ---
    and some guys got excited and started tearing
    down the local appliance and drug stores...
[07:46] ---
    Look at this.
[07:49] ---
    This is from ten minutes ago.
[07:50] ---
    Similar stuff's going on all over the city.
[07:54] ---
    You're right.
[07:55] ---
    Oh no. Looks like somebody died.
[07:58] ---
    A Semanian, too.
[08:03] ---
    You bitch!
[08:04] ---
    I'm sick of you!
[08:05] ---
    --Who do you think's paying for your--
    --Kill me if you want, then!
[08:08] ---
    Hey, shut up in there!
[08:10] ---
    Have your little quarrel somewhere else!
[08:13] ---
    You shut up!
[08:14] ---
    Did you tell me to shut up?
[08:15] ---
    How about I call the cops instead?
[08:20] ---
    Do whatever you wa--
[08:21] ---
    No, wait. Wait a second.
[08:27] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[08:29] ---
    Lu's co-workers?
[08:31] ---
    Leave, bitches.
[08:34] ---
    You're the one who's leaving, little-dick.
[08:38] ---
    What did you say?
[08:39] ---
    Are you deaf?
[08:41] ---
    I called you little-dick.
[08:43] ---
    A coward with a little dick; a wimp
    who can only get off by beating up women.
[08:47] ---
    You bitch!
[08:55] ---
    Time for bed.
[08:58] ---
    Cammy! Jamie!
[09:03] ---
    Thank you so much, Cammy!
[09:04] ---
    You're so strong!
[09:06] ---
    I'm super cool, aren't I?
[09:08] ---
    Yes! I want you to marry me!
[09:10] ---
    Once you're out of the business.
[09:13] ---
    So, I've got questions.
[09:15] ---
    About a client of yours from last week.
[09:18] ---
    Him. You know him?
[09:21] ---
    Yeah. I didn't get a name, though.
[09:24] ---
    What do you remember about him?
[09:26] ---
    Anything will do.
[09:27] ---
    Well... He had good manners.
[09:31] ---
    And a ton of stamina.
[09:33] ---
    He didn't say anything about himself?
[09:35] ---
    Where he's from, what he does?
[09:37] ---
    Nope.
[09:38] ---
    He was really quiet.
[09:40] ---
    Oh, and...
[09:41] ---
    He had a tattoo on his arm.
[09:44] ---
    Here.
[09:46] ---
    A bulldog with a stupid-looking cap.
[09:50] ---
    Tattoos aren't rare at all...
[09:54] ---
    He may be a Marine.
[09:56] ---
    Why?
[09:57] ---
    Bulldogs are kind of a mascot for Marines.
[10:01] ---
    And if his tattoo was below his elbow,
[10:04] ---
    he may have joined a while ago.
[10:06] ---
    Lately they got strict about the rules,
[10:08] ---
    and you can't have tattoos below
    the elbow that are visible with a t-shirt.
[10:12] ---
    Are you into military stuff?
[10:14] ---
    No, I'm just a Wikipedia addict.
[10:17] ---
    I learned about what I just said when
    I was looking up the M4 carbine for work.
[10:22] ---
    Oh, so it went "M4 carbine," then
    "American Military Weapons," then "Marines"?
[10:26] ---
    Nope.
[10:28] ---
    "M4 carbine," "American Military Weapons,"
    "Missile," "Inertial Navigation System,"
[10:32] ---
    "Laser Gyro," "Sagnac Effect,"
    "Einstein," "Gravity," "Astronomy,"
[10:36] ---
    "Solar System," "Oort Cloud," "Asteroid,"
    "Dinosaurs," "Saurischia," "Pelvis," "Fetus,"
[10:40] ---
    "Cesarean Section," "Bulldog," "Marine."
[10:57] ---
    Lately, I've started to understand something.
[11:01] ---
    It seems that I'm a very fortunate Semanian.
[11:06] ---
    Where did that come from?
[11:09] ---
    The people I come into contact with every day.
[11:12] ---
    Nobody treats me like an alien.
[11:15] ---
    Inspector Zimmer may say things,
    but he treats me fairly.
[11:20] ---
    That's normal.
[11:22] ---
    Even O'Neill and the others are like that.
[11:25] ---
    They make fun of where I'm from,
[11:28] ---
    but I know they don't mean any real harm.
[11:41] ---
    You remember the first time we met Kenny?
[11:45] ---
    Yeah. In O'Neill's club.
[11:48] ---
    He said, "I don't like aliens. Leave."
[11:50] ---
    He still doesn't like Semanians.
[11:53] ---
    He once got stabbed by a drunk one.
[11:57] ---
    I didn't know...
    He never said anything about that.
[12:02] ---
    He wouldn't tell you.
[12:04] ---
    He likes you and doesn't want you
    changing the way you act around him.
[12:09] ---
    So anyway, I think after you started coming by,
[12:12] ---
    he's been nicer to the
    other Semanian customers.
[12:18] ---
    That's something, right?
[12:19] ---
    If he were to vote, and I don't think he will,
    he wouldn't vote for Tourte.
[12:28] ---
    Does that help?
[12:31] ---
    Yeah. Thanks.
[12:44] ---
    Protests across the city
    are growing in strength,
[12:47] ---
    and clashes with police
    are becoming a common sight.
[12:51] ---
    The riot at Eastrock Park, in particular,
[12:55] ---
    is likely due in large part to the
    assassination of Coal Mozeleemay,
[13:00] ---
    a supporter of Semanian rights.
[13:02] ---
    His wife, Marla,
    has entered the race...
[13:06] ---
    His wife entered the race?
[13:08] ---
    Is that allowed?
[13:10] ---
    She was probably registered as an alternate.
[13:12] ---
    They've spent a ton of cash on his candidacy,
    so they probably can't back out now.
[13:19] ---
    She's getting sympathy, I'm sure,
[13:22] ---
    but her policies are actually well thought out.
[13:25] ---
    Increased wages for Semanians.
[13:28] ---
    Expanding job training programs.
    New free clinics.
[13:33] ---
    Good stuff, I guess.
[13:35] ---
    Tilarna?
[13:37] ---
    To many Semanians in this city,
    her plans may represent hope.
[13:43] ---
    Yeah.
[13:44] ---
    But... I don't have any proof,
[13:47] ---
    but I think she's the one who
    hired the assassin that killed Zoey.
[13:52] ---
    But that doesn't mean I want to vote for Tourte.
[13:55] ---
    I don't know what's right anymore!
[13:58] ---
    You're starting to figure out
    how democracy works.
[14:02] ---
    What do you mean?
[14:03] ---
    Politics isn't about which is best.
    It's about which is better.
[14:08] ---
    And more rights for Semanians...
[14:14] ---
    I see. That's good news.
[14:17] ---
    Talk to you later, then.
[14:20] ---
    What's the news?
[14:21] ---
    A break in the vaifaht steel part of the case.
[14:24] ---
    They also think they've
    found a clue to that assassin.
[14:29] ---
    I see.
[14:37] ---
    Hello?
[14:38] ---
    Detective Matoba! It's me, Randall!
[14:41] ---
    Did you read my message?
[14:42] ---
    Sorry, not yet.
[14:44] ---
    Then hurry! Right now!
[14:47] ---
    I'm driving, Randall.
[14:49] ---
    And I'm busy with other work.
[14:51] ---
    Forget your other work!
[14:53] ---
    No, I'm sorry...
[14:56] ---
    I've been freaking out all morning.
[14:59] ---
    Somebody's watching me, it feels like.
[15:02] ---
    Watching you?
[15:03] ---
    My computer's acting up, too.
[15:05] ---
    My anti-virus keeps popping up warnings.
[15:08] ---
    Stay on the line.
[15:15] ---
    Randall, I don't have any messages from you.
[15:17] ---
    No way. Why?
[15:19] ---
    It was around midnight last night.
[15:21] ---
    L-Look carefully.
[15:23] ---
    No, I'm sure I don't.
[15:25] ---
    What happened?
[15:26] ---
    It's... it's bad.
[15:30] ---
    I can't say it on the phone.
[15:31] ---
    Can we meet now? Please?
[15:33] ---
    Fine.
[15:34] ---
    Do you remember the first place
    we met when you interviewed me?
[15:37] ---
    Yeah, I do. It was White--
[15:39] ---
    Don't say it aloud.
[15:40] ---
    If you do, then great.
[15:41] ---
    Let's meet there.
[15:42] ---
    Turn your phone off, just in case.
[15:45] ---
    Okay. Bye.
[15:52] ---
    Moirai Materials?
[15:54] ---
    That's a weird name.
[15:56] ---
    A venture capital company
    that's made a lot of money
[15:59] ---
    off metal fiber and carbon fiber technologies.
[16:02] ---
    I'm told it's about the only place that
    could handle something like vaifaht steel.
[16:05] ---
    Got it. Take care of things.
[16:07] ---
    I'm just pulling in now. Got it.
[16:11] ---
    Excuse us!
[16:13] ---
    We've ID'd that assassin!
[16:15] ---
    I think... no, I'm pretty sure!
[16:19] ---
    Ethan Dole.
[16:20] ---
    Sergeant. 3rd Marine Division Force Recon Unit.
[16:25] ---
    Served in the 2nd Farbani Conflict,
    and went MIA during Operation Mirage.
[16:30] ---
    He's considered dead, so the city police
    database didn't pull up a match.
[16:35] ---
    It was the middle of the night
    and the Marines were no help at all,
[16:39] ---
    but we did a ton of research and finally...
[16:42] ---
    Why didn't you ask me?
[16:44] ---
    I'm a former Marine.
    I've got all kinds of connections.
[16:49] ---
    I know a guy who works in personnel
    at Norfolk Marine Command.
[16:54] ---
    What? Why did you hide that?
[16:57] ---
    I wasn't hiding it...
[16:59] ---
    That's awful! If we'd known,
    we would've woken you up at 3 AM to ask!
[17:05] ---
    Jamie and I barely got any sleep!
[17:07] ---
    Um, well... Sorry to hear that.
[17:12] ---
    Anyway, this Dole guy went missing in
[17:14] ---
    Semanian territory during
    the conflict six years ago.
[17:18] ---
    And now he shows up again as an assassin
[17:21] ---
    who knows how to use magic and a sword too.
[17:25] ---
    What the heck?
[17:27] ---
    It makes no sense.
[17:29] ---
    Matoba and Exedilica said
    they'll be late for the meeting, right?
[17:32] ---
    Yeah. They said something about a new lead.
[17:35] ---
    Okay, we'll talk about it when
    they and McBee's team get back.
[17:40] ---
    Go take a nap.
[17:46] ---
    Got it? We're investors here today
    because a friend introduced us.
[17:52] ---
    What a pain.
[17:53] ---
    Smile! Smile!
[17:55] ---
    You look really scary when you're not talking.
[17:58] ---
    So you need to smile.
[18:01] ---
    Smile more.
[18:03] ---
    Okay, you look really dumb now.
[18:05] ---
    Keep it up.
[18:07] ---
    It hurts...
[18:08] ---
    Then imagine your kid said, "Daddy, I love you!"
[18:13] ---
    It doesn't hurt!
[18:15] ---
    Okay, let's go.
[18:23] ---
    Detective Matoba!
[18:24] ---
    Calm down. Start by sitting down.
[18:27] ---
    Tilarna, watch our backs.
[18:29] ---
    Got it.
[18:32] ---
    So?
[18:34] ---
    The email I sent you was
    about a certain scandal.
[18:40] ---
    A scandal? Involving who?
[18:42] ---
    Coal Mozeleemay's wife.
[18:45] ---
    Marla?
[18:46] ---
    Yup.
[18:47] ---
    She was meeting a man.
[18:49] ---
    A secret tryst in a luxury hotel...
[18:52] ---
    I got a photo of it.
[18:59] ---
    I see.
[19:01] ---
    Doesn't look like a planning meeting
    for her husband's election.
[19:04] ---
    Detective Matoba, this is a serious situation.
[19:08] ---
    If Marla was cheating on her husband,
    what's that got to do with me?
[19:12] ---
    You're the one who arrested
    her husband at the dating club, right?
[19:17] ---
    I thought there might be more to this...
[19:19] ---
    Like maybe the guy's
    one of your undercover agents.
[19:25] ---
    Sorry, but I've never seen this guy...
[19:27] ---
    Kei?
[19:29] ---
    A bulldog?
[19:30] ---
    That's what Cammy was talking about!
[19:32] ---
    Oh no... Oh no...
[19:36] ---
    I knew it! This guy's involved
    with the case, right?
[19:41] ---
    Yeah, probably.
[19:43] ---
    He's the one who killed Mozeleemay.
[19:45] ---
    Shit!
[19:47] ---
    They're going to kill me!
[19:48] ---
    I've got a photo of an assassin
    meeting with his target's wife!
[19:53] ---
    Calm down, Randall.
[19:56] ---
    Randall, listen to me!
[19:57] ---
    You've got the original image data, right?
[20:00] ---
    I deleted it!
[20:01] ---
    Along with the data in the cloud.
[20:03] ---
    I printed out this photo just in case.
    And it's all that's left.
[20:08] ---
    Look. Now there's two photos.
[20:11] ---
    And if I upload this to some social network site
[20:13] ---
    there'll be tens of thousands of copies.
[20:14] ---
    There's nothing to be afraid of now.
[20:15] ---
    They were able to delete
    the message I sent you!
[20:18] ---
    It must be some huge organization!
    They'll just delete it!
[20:21] ---
    We can't beat them!
[20:23] ---
    Randall, calm down!
[20:25] ---
    I am calm!
[20:27] ---
    --Kei.
    --What?
[20:30] ---
    This is the FBI. Hands up.
[20:32] ---
    Don't shoot... Don't shoot...
[20:34] ---
    You guys again?
[20:38] ---
    Hey, Tilarna. No.
[20:40] ---
    But Kei, one of them is dead.
[20:43] ---
    What?
[20:44] ---
    I don't know who.
[20:46] ---
    The latena is distorted...
[20:48] ---
    Anyway, not now.
[20:50] ---
    Put down your sword.
[20:55] ---
    This is terrible.
[21:01] ---
    We keep running into
    each other, Sergeant Matoba.
[21:05] ---
    I never got your name.
[21:08] ---
    Special Agent Ronald Chan with the FBI.
[21:11] ---
    You're coming with us.
[21:13] ---
    First take off these handcuffs.
[21:15] ---
    One of your men is a time bomb.
[21:18] ---
    A time bomb?
[21:20] ---
    An addict.
[21:21] ---
    Take him.
[21:24] ---
    You're interfering
    with an official investigation.
[21:26] ---
    You can't just...
[21:29] ---
    Kei, I found the corpse.
[21:33] ---
    Don't tell me...
[21:35] ---
    It's all of them.
[21:36] ---
    Everybody except that Chan guy.
[21:40] ---
    What?
[21:47] ---
    Hello, Lady Exedilica.
[21:55] ---
    Zelada!
[21:58] ---
    It's an honor to see you again.
[23:36] ---
    Next time on COP CRAFT:

E12 - Two Worlds, Two Justices

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[00:04] ---
    Zelada!
[00:05] ---
    Hello, Lady Exedilica.
[00:08] ---
    It's an honor to see you again.
[00:10] ---
    You!
[00:11] ---
    And Sir Matoba, you seem to be doing well...
[00:13] ---
    Zelada!
[00:16] ---
    How terrifying.
[00:18] ---
    So perhaps... excuse me.
[00:23] ---
    Tilarna!
[00:25] ---
    Zelada, you piece of shit!
[00:27] ---
    I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
[00:30] ---
    Well, that's certainly concerning.
[00:32] ---
    Perhaps you should take a nap instead.
[00:51] ---
    You caught a suspect in the gun smuggling case?
[00:54] ---
    Yes. We're just about to get
    more information, but...
[00:58] ---
    Eugene Bolai. A Semanian immigrant.
[01:01] ---
    One of those Lahge guys.
[01:03] ---
    He was using the company's equipment
    to make that steel stuff little by little.
[01:07] ---
    The history's been deleted, but...
[01:09] ---
    You weren't investors?
[01:13] ---
    Sorry. We're the cops.
[01:17] ---
    Got it. Yeah, bring him in.
[01:25] ---
    Sheesh, where the hell are Matoba and Exedilica?
[01:32] ---
    Lady Exedilica,
[01:34] ---
    how are you feeling?
[01:36] ---
    Terrible.
[01:38] ---
    Not because of your magic.
    But because of your face.
[01:41] ---
    Your voice is so beautiful.
[01:43] ---
    Though it sounds a little barbaric
    speaking the words of the doreany.
[01:48] ---
    Lately I've taken a liking to their language.
[01:50] ---
    It has lots of insults.
[01:52] ---
    I'd prefer not to hear
    such words coming from you.
[01:56] ---
    Die, Zelada, you disgusting old geezer.
[02:00] ---
    Get on your knees, press that smirking
    face of yours against the ground,
[02:03] ---
    and piss yourself while you beg for forgiveness.
[02:06] ---
    How very sad.
[02:08] ---
    As I've always said, nothing good comes
    of spending too much time on Earth.
[02:13] ---
    Where's Kei? Tell me now, so I can
    send you to hell where you belong!
[02:17] ---
    Oh, Sir Matoba?
[02:20] ---
    Well, I hope he's all right.
[02:22] ---
    But that FBI agent doesn't seem
    the type to ask questions delicately.
[02:30] ---
    That man named Chan?
[02:32] ---
    What are you planning with him?
[02:34] ---
    The same thing I was planning with Sir Roth.
[02:37] ---
    Our interests are aligned, you see.
[02:41] ---
    I don't have any ideals.
[02:43] ---
    I just want to live life on easy street.
[02:47] ---
    So that's why you teamed up with Zelada?
[02:51] ---
    He's a lot more cunning than he looks, you know.
[02:53] ---
    Taking risks is what business is all about.
[02:56] ---
    Our original plan had been for
    Coal Mozeleemay to win the election.
[03:01] ---
    He's incompetent and easy to control.
[03:04] ---
    If Kahns and Tourte died
    to accidents during the election,
[03:08] ---
    Coal would be the next mayor.
[03:10] ---
    It was important to Zelada
    that Semanians use Earth weapons
[03:14] ---
    to carry to the assassinations.
[03:19] ---
    Why?
[03:21] ---
    So that you'll all hate each other.
[03:25] ---
    The Semanians and the doreany.
[03:29] ---
    And the vaifaht steel gun?
[03:32] ---
    Mrs. Mozeleemay wanted Semanian support badly.
[03:37] ---
    She would look after any craftsman from
    the other world who wanted to come here,
[03:40] ---
    even giving them work.
[03:42] ---
    Craftsmen? The Lahge...
[03:47] ---
    The complexity of this device astounded me.
[03:50] ---
    Who'd believe it could be a gun?
[03:53] ---
    It's truly magic.
[03:56] ---
    Laugh.
[03:58] ---
    One, two, three.
[04:07] ---
    I guess you can't fire it unless it's a gun.
[04:11] ---
    That's what killed Coal.
[04:14] ---
    It was Ethan who decided
    that without talking to us.
[04:16] ---
    Ethan?
[04:17] ---
    The assassin you slew.
[04:21] ---
    He was a marine who went missing
    eight years ago in the Semani world.
[04:27] ---
    And somehow he came back,
    with knowledge of magic and swordsmanship.
[04:32] ---
    Ethan Dole.
[04:33] ---
    A man with potential... for a doreany.
[04:37] ---
    Was it you who trained him?
[04:41] ---
    Of course not.
[04:42] ---
    I'm terrible with a sword.
[04:45] ---
    You've figured it out, haven't you?
[04:47] ---
    You should have recognized that style.
[04:55] ---
    Oh, Leeze...
[04:57] ---
    Leeze.
[04:59] ---
    In the Mirvor, that word means "Master."
[05:03] ---
    Which means... which means...?
[05:06] ---
    Lady Exedilica.
[05:08] ---
    It's time to tell you how I feel.
[05:12] ---
    I fear for the future of our world,
    for Leto Semani.
[05:18] ---
    So you turned to terrorism?
[05:19] ---
    I'll say it as many times as I have to.
[05:22] ---
    The Semanians and the doreany
    must hate each other.
[05:26] ---
    Otherwise, it will be impossible
    to protect our lands from their civilization.
[05:32] ---
    Civilization?
[05:33] ---
    You must know the tragedy
    that's taking place in your homeland.
[05:37] ---
    Earth... Doreany weapons, doreany tools,
    disgusting "pornography"... everywhere.
[05:43] ---
    Even things like this...
[05:47] ---
    Disgusting noise like this...
[05:52] ---
    The Semanian people are gladly accepting it all.
[05:56] ---
    Sir Elbaji was a skilled warrior
    and highly intelligent man,
[05:59] ---
    but he spent too much time among
    the wickedness of the doreany.
[06:04] ---
    Men such as him will soon
    be found everywhere in our world.
[06:11] ---
    "Decadence."
[06:12] ---
    That is the only word to
    describe doreany civilization.
[06:16] ---
    I have done evil. I have killed innocents.
[06:20] ---
    But I have never given in to decadence.
[06:24] ---
    I swear to you, not even once.
[06:27] ---
    Now, let's get to the point, Detective Matoba.
[06:32] ---
    I want to talk business with you.
[06:35] ---
    What can I do for you?
[06:37] ---
    I want the photo.
[06:39] ---
    The scandal photo that Randall took.
[06:42] ---
    I want to be the only one who has it.
[06:45] ---
    I can't have anyone else having it.
[06:48] ---
    You want my password.
[06:51] ---
    You want to delete that stupid
    picture from my account?
[06:55] ---
    Hacking the account of a city
    police officer isn't an easy thing to do.
[06:59] ---
    Right now, Marla is taking
    the lead in the mayoral lead.
[07:04] ---
    She has the sympathy votes.
    She'll win at this rate.
[07:09] ---
    Marla was your client, right?
[07:12] ---
    And you're going to blackmail her?
[07:14] ---
    We're very greedy, you see.
[07:17] ---
    We can't have you or Randall
    owning a copy of that photo.
[07:21] ---
    I see.
[07:22] ---
    You can torture me, but if I can
    last the four days until the election,
[07:27] ---
    you'll have a problem.
[07:29] ---
    I'm glad you follow.
[07:33] ---
    Looks like that Marla woman is one nasty bitch.
[07:37] ---
    I couldn't say.
[07:39] ---
    I don't care who the next mayor is,
    as long as they and I can be friends.
[07:45] ---
    Now, tell me the password, and I'll free you.
[07:50] ---
    Of course, I'll pay you for your trouble too.
    Fifty thousand dollars.
[07:54] ---
    You need to be a part of this too.
[07:58] ---
    Fine.
[08:00] ---
    The pass is seven characters.
[08:03] ---
    Don't get it wrong.
    The first letter is F. Then U.
[08:09] ---
    Then C. Then K.
[08:14] ---
    Are you fucking with me?
[08:17] ---
    I'm totally serious. That's the problem.
[08:22] ---
    It appears we're at an impasse
    in negotiations then, Detective Matoba.
[08:26] ---
    This never was a negotiation!
[08:29] ---
    You'll free me if I tell you
    the password? And pay me?
[08:34] ---
    Who the hell would be
    dumb enough to believe that?
[08:41] ---
    Tell me.
[08:42] ---
    I told you. It's F-U--
[08:48] ---
    Oww...
[08:51] ---
    Tell me! Now get up!
[08:53] ---
    Don't mess with me!
[08:56] ---
    Wake up--
[08:59] ---
    Stop!
[09:16] ---
    A guy's head isn't like a soccer ball... oww.
[09:57] ---
    Randall... I'm sorry.
[10:10] ---
    Decadence.
[10:12] ---
    The only thing that can preserve our home
[10:15] ---
    from this devouring decadence is hatred.
[10:19] ---
    Hatred to the point where you don't
    even want to look upon a doreany tool.
[10:22] ---
    That is the only way to survive, I believe.
[10:27] ---
    Lady Exedilica, don't tell me you
    intend to accept this decadence?
[10:32] ---
    Down that path lies depravity.
[10:35] ---
    Depravity. Depravity, you said?
[10:38] ---
    Indeed. The introduction of doreany culture--
[10:42] ---
    Zelada, what you call "depravity"
    is just fear of change!
[10:47] ---
    Nonsense!
[10:49] ---
    It's true. You're a coward.
[10:52] ---
    All your talk about the evil you've done
[10:54] ---
    just hides the fact that you're afraid
    of the chaos of the world.
[10:57] ---
    I do not fear it.
[10:58] ---
    Someday I'll find something
    that shines within the filth.
[11:02] ---
    Impossible.
[11:04] ---
    Look at reality.
[11:06] ---
    What you say is--
[11:08] ---
    Reality, you said.
[11:10] ---
    Then let me tell you this: the gate is open!
[11:15] ---
    And it won't be closing.
[11:17] ---
    We have to change.
[11:20] ---
    We have no choice but to do
    the best we can under that situation!
[11:24] ---
    I see.
[11:25] ---
    I'm disappointed, Lady Exedilica.
[11:29] ---
    Kill me then, if you must.
[11:30] ---
    But remember this well:
    you couldn't change the mind of a single girl.
[11:37] ---
    And if you can't do that,
[11:38] ---
    it's impossible for you to achieve
    the great things you hope for.
[11:42] ---
    Very well then.
[11:43] ---
    Farewell, Lady Exedilica.
[11:49] ---
    It seems you are protected
    by the grace of Kizenya.
[11:56] ---
    It's Sir Matoba.
[11:58] ---
    He's tearing a path through my puppets...
[12:03] ---
    Kei!
[12:13] ---
    Zelada!
[12:22] ---
    Zelada, looks like you're a shitty dancer.
[12:31] ---
    Disaster!
[12:33] ---
    My servants are being
    defeated one after another.
[12:37] ---
    Of course. The dead you control
    cannot possibly stop Kei Matoba!
[12:43] ---
    So it seems.
[12:45] ---
    So, what to do then?
[12:53] ---
    Kei will be here soon.
[12:55] ---
    Give up and surrender.
[13:02] ---
    It seems my last servant has fallen.
[13:07] ---
    I was afraid because I wasn't sure
    whether to have you or Sir Matoba die first.
[13:14] ---
    What?
[13:15] ---
    What would Sir Matoba say when
    he gets here and finds your corpse?
[13:21] ---
    Or what would you say if Sir Matoba
    were to perish in front of you?
[13:28] ---
    It was a difficult choice to make.
[13:32] ---
    You scum.
[13:35] ---
    I've made my choice.
[13:37] ---
    I wish to see Sir Matoba's despair.
[13:40] ---
    And so...
[13:42] ---
    Lady Exedilica...
[13:46] ---
    Arms of steel. Protection of the war god!
[13:52] ---
    Scales of lead. Transmutation of hell.
[13:59] ---
    You need to learn to give up.
[14:03] ---
    This isn't like you at all.
[14:09] ---
    You're certainly hanging in there.
[14:11] ---
    So perhaps...
[14:34] ---
    Zelada!
[14:40] ---
    You're here early, Sir Matoba.
[14:44] ---
    I'm in dire peril!
[14:47] ---
    And so...
[14:54] ---
    Kei, above you!
[15:06] ---
    Kei!
[15:08] ---
    We'll use the sprinklers.
[15:10] ---
    When we see him, attack at the same time I do.
[15:13] ---
    I'm sorry... I can't stand up.
    My strength hasn't returned.
[15:18] ---
    Fine.
[15:19] ---
    So...
[15:21] ---
    How can you assail my poor
    old ears with such noise?
[15:28] ---
    I thought my eardrums would burst.
[15:32] ---
    I shall send you to hell with
    all the suffering I can muster!
[15:38] ---
    You still haven't learned.
[15:40] ---
    There!
[15:48] ---
    Very clever. However...
[15:51] ---
    You can't aim at me from here!
[15:58] ---
    Kizenya, forgive me.
[16:08] ---
    Unbelievable... unbelievable...
[16:16] ---
    It can't be...
[16:33] ---
    Yuck.
[16:35] ---
    I'm gonna have nightmares of that.
[16:39] ---
    Rick, I pulled it off.
[16:46] ---
    Can you move?
[16:48] ---
    A little.
[16:50] ---
    Have this back.
[17:01] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:02] ---
    Don't worry about it.
[17:04] ---
    No, I was talking to the sword.
[17:07] ---
    Oh, I see.
[17:22] ---
    They won't be able to send backup for a while.
[17:25] ---
    Why?
[17:26] ---
    All these riots and stuff.
[17:28] ---
    All the cars are out on calls.
[17:34] ---
    They said to wait 30 minutes.
[17:36] ---
    This city's done for.
[17:39] ---
    I see.
[17:41] ---
    What about Randall?
[17:42] ---
    I couldn't save him.
[17:44] ---
    I see.
[17:45] ---
    Speaking of Randall...
[17:49] ---
    What do we do with this photo?
[17:50] ---
    Why are you asking me?
[17:52] ---
    If I give this to HQ,
    it'll probably be made public,
[17:56] ---
    and Mrs. Mozeleemay is done for.
[18:00] ---
    Tourte will win in a landslide.
[18:02] ---
    So you want to delete it?
[18:05] ---
    It's legally and ethically wrong,
[18:08] ---
    but I can play dumb.
[18:10] ---
    To be honest, I don't care what we do.
[18:14] ---
    The gods of Kizenya would not forgive that.
[18:19] ---
    The lightning of judgment...
[18:21] ---
    I'm sorry, it should be my decision,
    not the gods', right?
[18:25] ---
    I think so.
[18:28] ---
    Then that photo...
[18:31] ---
    Turn it in. It's important evidence.
[18:35] ---
    You're sure?
[18:36] ---
    Yeah.
[18:38] ---
    And even if the town's a mess now,
    no matter who the mayor is,
[18:44] ---
    it's still a good town.
[18:46] ---
    Because...
[18:47] ---
    Because?
[18:53] ---
    Well... because there's lots
    of good people here.
[18:59] ---
    Maybe so.
[19:03] ---
    Because...
[19:05] ---
    ...you're here.
[19:17] ---
    Peace returned to the city.
[19:20] ---
    All the people who'd been screaming
    and yelling just seemed to disappear.
[19:26] ---
    Before, I would've looked down
    on them as barbarians.
[19:31] ---
    But now things are different.
[19:33] ---
    They're afraid, worried, and confused.
[19:37] ---
    Just like us,
[19:39] ---
    they're people.
[19:42] ---
    The Knights always taught me
    to wipe out evil wherever I found it.
[19:48] ---
    --But...
    --And I swear to...
[19:49] ---
    But now I've started to learn
[19:52] ---
    which evils can be defeated
    and which can be forgiven.
[19:56] ---
    Does that make me weaker?
[19:59] ---
    But if it's also made me a little smarter,
[20:03] ---
    I think it's a small price to pay.
[20:06] ---
    Father, please don't be sad.
[20:10] ---
    I'm staying in this town.
[20:13] ---
    In this town where so many weak,
    foolish, and greedy people live.
[20:18] ---
    But I love them. And I'm going to stay
    here and find a path with them.
[20:23] ---
    Please send my best wishes
    to my mother and Shajinna.
[20:28] ---
    May the light of Kizenya shine upon you...
[20:37] ---
    Let's get going.
[20:50] ---
    U-Um...
[20:54] ---
    What?
[20:55] ---
    Sergeant Exedilica.
[20:57] ---
    I wanted to talk...
[21:01] ---
    Do you have some time?
[21:19] ---
    He apologized for before.
[21:24] ---
    He feels really bad about it, I think.
[21:26] ---
    What would you do?
[21:33] ---
    Have him spin three times in a circle and bark.
    And then you'll be even.
[21:36] ---
    Got it.
[21:37] ---
    Wait--
[21:41] ---
    Spin three times in a circle and bark.
[21:45] ---
    One, two, three, bark.
[21:58] ---
    Let's go, Tilarna.
[22:03] ---
    Earthlings aren't so bad, are they?