1 - April Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:25] SIGN     Aokisora High School Bus Stop [02:10] MISHIMA     This is where... [02:13] BOTH     ...our story begins. SIGN    "April" [04:20] AKIRA     It's morning! Come get breakfast! [04:23] MISHIMA     Morning. [04:27] AKI     Huh? [04:28] AKI     Hey, Towa's here again! [04:37] MISHIMA     We're off. [04:38] HONDA     We're off. [04:41] HONDA     My neck hurts. [04:43] MISHIMA     Because you slept on the floor. [04:45] HONDA     Will you let me sleep in your bed, then? [04:48] MISHIMA     What are you, stupid? [04:49] HONDA     Stingy. [05:04] HONDA     Brazil's playing today. [05:06] HONDA     I'd better make an appointment with Akira. [05:08] MISHIMA     You're watching it at my place? [05:09] HONDA     And the European League is on CS at midnight. [05:12] MISHIMA     You're staying over again? [05:13] MISHIMA     Make sure you tell my mom. [05:16] HONDA     Yeah, I will. [05:31] MIKI     There are a lot of students for a Sunday. [05:34] SAKAMOTO     Today's actually... SIGN    Welcome New Students SIGN    Aokisora High School SIGN    Club Recruitment Drive [05:45] HONDA     Wow. SIGN    Tea Ceremony Club Demonstration [05:46] MISHIMA     High school clubs really put on     a show to recruit new members. [05:51] HONDA     It's like a festival. This looks fun. [05:53] MISHIMA     Are you joining the soccer team? [05:54] MISHIMA     I'm gonna head to the pool. [05:56] HONDA     Oh, come on. [05:58] HONDA     You're no fun. [06:00] MISHIMA     What? [06:05] CLUB     Hey, guys. [06:06] CLUB     How do you feel about the handicraft club? [06:09] HONDA     Handicraft club? [06:11] MISHIMA     I... I don't think it's for me. [06:13] CLUB     You'll be fine. Don't be scared. [06:16] CLUB     Two men coming through. [06:20] BOTH     Hey, wait. [06:20] SAKURAKOJI     Hey, Handicraft. [06:23] CLUB     Sakurakoji-senpai. [06:25] SAKURAKOJI     Dishonest recruitment practices     earns your club a fine. [06:28] SAKURAKOJI     Yellow card. SIGN    Helper [06:33] SAKURAKOJI     Pay attention. [06:35] SAKURAKOJI     If you don't pull yourself together, new guy, [06:36] ---     you'll end up enrolled in three or four clubs. [06:40] BOTH     I see. [06:42] NAKASHIMA     Don't scare them. [06:44] SAKURAKOJI     Mikado. [06:46] NAKASHIMA     Interested in liberal arts clubs? [06:47] NAKASHIMA     If not, you should check out     the school grounds or gym. [06:51] NAKASHIMA     A lot of clubs are aggressive, so be careful. SIGN    Student Council President [07:01] HONDA     They were scary. [07:02] HONDA     I hope I don't end up on their radar. [07:04] MISHIMA     You'll be fine. [07:06] MISHIMA     Anyway, I'm going to the pool. [07:08] MISHIMA     The handicraft club was way scarier. [07:11] HONDA     Yeah. SIGN    Welcome to the Handicraft Club [07:17] MISHIMA     Towa, you're joining the soccer team, right? [07:19] HONDA     Yeah. [07:19] MISHIMA     Guess we're splitting up, then. [07:21] HONDA     Let's meet at the convenience     store on the way home. [07:23] MISHIMA     Seriously? We're walking home together? [07:29] MIKI     Welcome. SIGN    I'll let you know when I'm finished. SIGN    Honda SIGN    I finished signing up! SIGN    I'm not done yet. Lots of people at the soccer club... [08:47] MIHARU     Oh, I'm sorry. [08:53] MIKI     Are you all right? Are you hurt? [08:56] MIHARU     No, I'm fine. [08:58] MIKI     I'm sorry. [09:00] MIHARU     No, I wasn't paying attention. [09:02] MIHARU     I'm sorry. [09:04] MIKI     Your skirt... [09:05] MIKI     I'll get something to wipe it off with. [09:07] MIKI     Please wait here. [09:29] MIHARU     Thank you. [09:42] BOTH     We're sorry. [09:44] MIHARU     Please, don't. [09:45] MIHARU     I wasn't looking where I was going. [09:48] MISHIMA     Uh, I should get going. [09:51] SAKAMOTO     And thank you, sir. [09:53] MISHIMA     It's fine. [09:56] SAKAMOTO     Would you be willing to provide     your contact information? [10:06] MIHARU     Um, this is for you. [10:14] MISHIMA     Thank you. [10:15] MIHARU     Bye. [10:20] HONDA     Well, if it isn't Mashiki. [10:33] HONDA     Why don't you tell her how you feel? [10:37] HONDA     I'm tired of seeing that reaction. [10:40] MISHIMA     Mashiki's not like that. [10:42] HONDA     I'm tired of hearing that, too. [10:45] MISHIMA     I could say the same thing. [10:47] HONDA     Real talk: I know you take     that kind of thing seriously, [10:52] ---     but if you never use it, you won't     be able to when the time comes. [10:56] MISHIMA     A dick joke? [10:58] HONDA     No, I'm talking about your heart. [11:01] MISHIMA     What? [11:03] HONDA     You were finally reunited     with your princess, right? [11:07] MISHIMA     You never give up. SIGN    Winner SIGN    The Merfolk Prince [11:59] AKIRA     It's morning! [12:01] MISHIMA     Morning. [12:02] AKIRA     Hey, Towa! Get up! [12:13] MISHIMA     We're off. [12:14] HONDA     We're off. [12:16] HONDA     Damn it, Akira. [12:18] MISHIMA     You just slept wrong. [12:20] HONDA     Yeah, you're right. [12:22] HONDA     Let me use the bed. [12:24] MISHIMA     If you want to sleep in a bed, go home. [12:25] HONDA     Hey, come on. [12:27] HONDA     Haven't you been cold toward me lately? [12:28] MISHIMA     Not really. [12:37] SAKAMOTO     Welcome. [12:38] MIKI     Welcome. [12:40] HONDA     Lunch, lunch. [13:08] HONDA     Who are you looking for? [13:17] MISHIMA     Jeez. [13:19] MISHIMA     You really are persistent. [13:23] MISHIMA     We were kids. [13:25] MISHIMA     I'm not a child who holds     onto the past forever. [13:28] HONDA     There you go again, Haruki-chan. [13:30] HONDA     I know you're actually a romantic. [13:32] MISHIMA     Yeah, right. [13:33] HONDA     Eek, you're mad. [13:35] MISHIMA     I told you already. [13:37] MISHIMA     I know you always want to     talk about relationships, [13:41] ---     but I'm not as interested in them as you are. [13:44] HONDA     Ugh, unpopular guys are     such a pain in the ass. [13:49] HONDA     How dare you hit a forward's leg! [14:02] BOY A     Honda, you free today? [14:04] HONDA     Huh? After school? [14:06] HONDA     I have practice. [14:08] GIRL A     You're so diligent. [14:10] HONDA     Hey, class rep. [14:12] HONDA     You handing those out? [14:14] HONDA     I would've gone to get those. [14:18] MAMI     Yeah, right. [14:19] MAMI     You forgot about the committee     meeting during lunch, didn't you? [14:22] HONDA     What? [14:24] ---     Oh. [14:25] MAMI     Jeez. [14:27] MAMI     Why did you become a class rep? [14:30] HONDA     I just went with the flow. [14:33] MAMI     If you're going to do it,     be responsible about it. [14:36] HONDA     You're cute when you're angry. [14:41] MAMI     Hand these out. [14:42] HONDA     Huh? [14:46] HONDA     Sorry. [15:11] MIHARU     Ouch. [15:12] MAMI     I'm sorry. Are you okay? [15:15] MIHARU     No, I'm sorry. I run into     people all the time. [15:19] MIHARU     Are you okay, Mihashi Mami-san? [15:22] MAMI     How do you know my name, Mashiki Miharu-san? [15:26] MIHARU     What? SIGN    Exercise Physiology     Track and Field     Second Edition [15:32] MIHARU     I happened to see you the other day     and thought, "Oh, that's Mihashi-san." [15:36] MAMI     I saw you in the faculty office. [15:39] MAMI     You were with your... mother, right? [15:42] MIHARU     Yeah. [15:44] MAMI     You like books. [15:46] MIHARU     So do you. [15:47] MAMI     You've borrowed Montgomery a bunch of times. [15:50] MIHARU     Anne of Green Gables. [15:51] MAMI     Agatha Christie. [15:53] MIHARU     Poirot and Marple. [15:54] MAMI     Michael Ende. [15:55] MIHARU     The Neverending Story. SIGN    Arts     Manga | Movies     Photography | Music     Art | Theater [16:06] MIHARU     Why were you in such a hurry? [16:07] MAMI     What? [16:08] MIHARU     You were like Cinderella     running from the ball. [16:13] MAMI     You're such a romantic. [16:15] MIHARU     What? Oh, I know I'm a dreamer. [16:19] MAMI     That's nice, but you're wrong. [16:22] MAMI     I was running from a superficial idiot. [16:26] MIHARU     Superficial? [16:27] MAMI     Honda, one of my classmates. [16:30] MAMI     He never leaves me alone. [16:32] MAMI     He entertains himself by     teasing people like me. [16:34] MAMI     You know boys like that, don't you? [16:37] MIHARU     Maybe in grade school. [16:39] MAMI     Yeah, he's a child. [16:41] MAMI     An unpleasant child. [16:47] LIBRARIAN     Be quiet. [16:48] BOTH     Sorry. [16:57] MAMI     Mashiki-san, I got you in trouble, too. [17:00] MIHARU     It's okay. I had fun. [17:03] MAMI     Me, too. I've always wanted to tell someone. [17:06] MAMI     There's no point in telling him. [17:10] MAMI     Thanks for listening. [17:12] MIHARU     If he bothers you so much,     do you want some help? [17:16] MAMI     What? [17:17] MIHARU     Class 2's Honda-kun is on     the soccer team, right? [17:21] MAMI     You know him? [17:22] MIHARU     Yeah, we went to the same middle school. [17:25] MIHARU     Honda-kun stands out. [17:27] MAMI     Yeah, in all kinds of ways. [17:32] MIHARU     There's a class 1 boy on the swim team [17:34] ---     I always see with Honda-kun,     but he's really nice. [17:39] MIHARU     Want me to see if he'll help? [17:42] MAMI     What? N-No, I'm fine. [17:44] MAMI     It's not like he was violent or anything. [17:47] MAMI     Thanks for your concern, though. [17:50] MAMI     I'll let you know if I need anything. [17:52] MIHARU     Okay. [17:56] CLUB     One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two. [17:57] CLUB     Don't let the swim team beat you! [18:01] HONDA     Hey. [18:02] MISHIMA     Hey. [18:03] HONDA     You're not swimming? [18:04] MISHIMA     First-years focus on building stamina. [18:07] MISHIMA     We'll be swimming later. [18:10] HONDA     You're a fish out of water. [18:12] MISHIMA     Anyway, when's Aoki High's forward     becoming a regular on the team? [18:16] HONDA     Just as soon as they see my technique. [18:21] MISHIMA     I'm looking forward to it. [18:23] HONDA     You don't mean that. [18:26] MISHIMA     Was it that obvious? SIGN    Student Council Room [18:27] HONDA     Totally obvious. [18:29] HONDA     Well, whatever. [18:31] HONDA     Anyway, did you get that thing     you mentioned the other day? [18:34] MISHIMA     What thing? [18:35] HONDA     That thing Akira wanted. [18:37] MISHIMA     Oh, the game. [18:39] MISHIMA     I did, but I haven't been able to play. [18:42] MISHIMA     Akira took it from me. [18:43] HONDA     All right. I'll play, too. [18:45] MISHIMA     Wait a minute. Does that mean     you're coming over again? [18:49] HONDA     Yeah. Akira can't make     any progress by himself. [18:53] MISHIMA     You're at my house more than my dad is. [18:56] HONDA     Anyway, let's go home     together after practice. [19:00] MISHIMA     But I've got homework today. [19:02] HONDA     We'll meet at the convenience store. [19:04] MISHIMA     Stop making plans without consulting me. [19:05] HONDA     Oh, crap. The upperclassmen are coming. [19:07] MISHIMA     Hey, wait! SIGN    Sorry. I'm going home since I've got homework to do. SIGN    You're so mean. SIGN    I'm stopping by the convenience store. Want anything? [19:39] HONDA     Hey, class rep. You read this kind of thing? [19:42] HONDA     How surprising. [19:51] MIKI     Thank you. [19:56] HONDA     Class rep? [19:57] HONDA     Why are you running? [20:00] HONDA     You're making it look as if     I did something weird. [20:04] MAMI     You did. [20:05] HONDA     What? [20:06] MAMI     Let go. You're embarrassing me. [20:10] HONDA     Embarrassing you? How? [20:13] MAMI     Because it doesn't make sense. [20:17] MAMI     You thought shojo manga     don't suit me, didn't you? [20:22] MAMI     Cute things are for cute girls. [20:29] MAMI     None of them suit me. [20:39] HONDA     Class rep, you're cute. [20:43] HONDA     I don't get it. What are     you so embarrassed about? [20:47] HONDA     I'm always telling you you're cute. [20:51] MAMI     Don't... [20:55] MAMI     Don't say that so casually! [21:05] HONDA     But seriously. [21:12] HONDA     You are cute. [21:19] MAMI     You idiot! [21:19] HONDA     Class rep! SIGN    Next Time [23:42] NARRATION     May. The season of light     breezes and fresh leaves. [23:46] NARRATION     A young man's heart begins to move. [23:49] NARRATION     That first step brings him and her closer. [23:54] NARRATION     A special place, a special time. [23:57] NARRATION     Each and every irreplaceable moment. [24:01] NARRATION     Next time on "Konbini Kareshi."     Episode two: "May." SIGN    "May" [24:05] ---     And this is where their story begins.