Conception
A tainted alternate universe, a bond with maidens, and the birth of Star Children. The fate of the world is...

Impurities have invaded the magical world of Granvania.

Summoned from Earth (known to Granvanians as Sora), Yuge Itsuki is called to exorcize the Impurities across the land.
With the help of the 12 Star Maidens, he is able to create Star Children that will help combat the darkness plaguing Granvania.

"To fulfill the mission, please conceive my child!"

Season 1

1 - My Child?!
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[00:43] Itsuki
    The relatives I'm staying with have
    a daughter named Konatsuki Mahiru.
[00:45] [Messenger] Sign
    All Messages
     From: Konatsuki Mahiru
     Come to the roof
[01:24] Mahiru
    Thank you for coming.
[01:26] Itsuki
    Did you need something?
[01:28] M
    Yeah. It'd be hard to ask at home...
[01:31] I
    What did you need to talk about?
[01:33] M
    Well... it turns out...
[01:40] M
    No, I can't. I can't bring
     myself to tell you.
[01:45] I
    We've been friends forever.
[01:47] ---
    You can tell me anything.
[01:51] M
    I'll try and get ready,
    so give me a second, okay?
[01:56] I
    Okay.
[02:07] M
    It turns out...
[02:09] ---
    that I'm pregnant.
[02:12] M
    There's a baby in me.
[02:21] M
    Since we've been living together for three
    years and doing all kinds of stuff,
[02:26] M
    not to mention expressing our love in
    that park with the view of the bay...
[02:31] M
    I guess it's only natural
    that we could have a baby.
[02:39] M
    Come on, you know better.
[02:41] M
    Our relationship's never been like that.
[02:46] I
    Is this for real, Mahiru?
[02:48] M
    Yeah. I hate to admit it, but...
[02:51] ---
    I guess this is a case of "truth
    is stranger than fiction."
[02:55] M
    You seem like you want
    to ask whose baby it is.
[02:58] I
    N-No...
[02:59] I
    I'm more worried about you, Mahiru.
[03:04] M
    Thank you. I'm doing okay for now.
[03:08] M
    But you need to hear this.
[03:10] ---
    About who the father is. Well...
[03:47] I
    Mahiru? Mahiru!
[04:04] M
    Where are we?
[04:08] M
    These look like ruins...
[04:10] I
    You seem weirdly calm.
[04:11] M
    Do I?
[04:13] M
    Compared to my pregnancy,
    this isn't that weird.
[04:17] I
    In any case, we need to
    find a way out of here.
[04:20] I
    I'm worried about your condition.
[04:27] M
    Listen, Itsuki, about before...
[04:30] I
    What do you mean?
[04:30] M
    About who the baby's father is.
[04:33] I
    It's okay, you don't have to tell me.
[04:35] M
    Look, just listen!
[04:37] M
    The person... The person
    I conceived this baby with...
[04:41] M
    There...
[04:42] ---
    isn't one.
[04:45] M
    I haven't done...
[04:47] ---
    I mean, I don't have to spell it out, do I?!
[04:50] I
    How could that possibly be?
[04:53] M
    I noticed something was different
    with my body about a week ago.
[04:58] M
    I looked it up online, and they seemed
    to be symptoms of pregnancy...
SIGN    Pregnancy Early Symptoms
[05:03] M
    I took home pregnancy tests a few times,
    and every time, it was positive.
[05:08] M
    I didn't know what to do...
[05:14] I
    Have you gone to a doctor?
[05:15] M
    Not yet. I'm too scared.
[05:18] M
    I haven't told anyone other than you, either.
[05:21] I
    Okay.
[05:22] M
    But I'm glad I did tell you.
[05:25] M
    Getting it off my chest like
    this makes me feel a bit better.
[05:28] I
    Let's see a doctor once we're out of here.
[05:30] I
    I'll go with you.
[05:32] M
    Okay.
[05:34] ---
    Thank you.
[05:36] M
    What is it? Mahiru!
[05:38] M
    I suddenly feel sick...
[05:40] I
    Is it like... morning sickness?
[06:10] I
    Mahiru!
[06:21] I
    What the hell?
[06:38] I
    I-If I don't do something... I'm dead!
[07:03] I
    Are you okay, Mahiru?!
[07:05] M
    Y-Yeah. I'm fine.
[07:28] M
    Huh?
[07:37] I
    Where in the world are we?
[07:39] M
    Maybe inside of a bad dream.
[07:46] M
    What's that mark?
[07:49] I
    You've got one, too. Right there.
[07:56] M
    I do! And it's the same as yours?
[07:59] I
    I guess this is what you'd call a pair look?
[08:02] M
    D-Don't be stupid!
    Now's not the time for jokes!
[08:08] I
    Are you feeling okay?
[08:09] M
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[08:11] M
    I actually feel a little better, now.
[08:13] M
    And my stomach feels warm,
    and kind of fluffy...
[08:26] Mana
    Hello there, and welcome to
     the land of magic, Granvania!
[08:31] M
    Is this some kind of toy with
    an A.I. or a drone installed?
[08:36] I
    Could be a fairy.
[08:37] Mana
    I'm Mana! Wonderful name, isn't it?
[08:40] Mana
    Sniff sniff sniff... Now then, girl,
    you're a virgin, aren't you?
[08:44] ---
    You smell fresh as a bed of daisies!
[08:47] M
    What a rude toy!
[08:49] Narcisstes
    Are these the ones you spoke of, Mana?
[08:52] Mn
    That's right, Nar.
[08:53] ---
    These are our Visitors this time.
[08:55] Mn
    Look! They've already got the emblems!
[08:59] Nar
    Two Visitors...
[09:01] Nar
    How fascinating.
[09:03] Nar
    It's dangerous to remain here.
[09:06] ---
    Let me show you the way.
[09:08] I
    Where are we going?
[09:11] Nar
    To Castle Granvania.
[09:13] Nar
    I want the two of you to meet our ruler.
[09:18] Nar
    My name is Narcisstes.
[09:20] ---
    I am a court scholar for
    the Granvania Kingdom.
[09:23] I
    The Granvania Kingdom?
[09:25] N
    In our world, we refer to your world as "Sola."
[09:29] Mn
    Granvania exists in a different
    dimension than your own!
[09:33] Mn
    And the past Visitors have
    called this world one of magic!
[09:39] I
    So this world and ours are parallel?
[09:46] N
    I've brought them, your majesty.
[09:49] King
    I'm glad you're here.
[09:51] King
    I am the King of Granvania, Shangri-La.
[09:56] King
    I'm sure the two of you are shocked
    by the sudden turn of events,
[10:00] King
    but first, I'd like you to hear me out.
[10:03] I
    What is it?
[10:05] King
    I'll get straight to the point.
[10:07] King
    Our world is being threatened.
[10:10] King
    That is why I want you both to save it.
[10:14] M
    Save the world? Us?
[10:17] I
    Are you serious?
[10:19] King
    You two have been chosen as Visitors.
[10:21] King
    In this world, every ten years, Visitors with
[10:25] ---
    constellation emblems
    appear from the sky.
[10:30] King
    You have a special power.
[10:32] King
    I'd like you to use this power
    and carry out this mission.
[10:35] King
    Or rather, it's absolutely
    necessary you must.
[10:39] King
    Your power is the only thing
    that can save this world.
[10:43] I
    Are you saying we can't go home
    unless we save this world?
[10:48] King
    Indeed I am. You're very perceptive.
[10:52] M
    We're just high school students, though!
[10:55] M
    Saving the world...
[10:57] ---
    and stuff about missions,
    it's all kind of sudden.
[11:02] I
    Mahiru!
[11:03] King
    Take her to the doctor.
[11:05] N
    Of course, Your Majesty.
[11:06] MN
    You must be tired as well.
[11:08] ---
    You should rest in your room.
[11:10] I
    Where'd Mahiru get taken?
[11:12] MN
    What? Are you nervous without her around?
[11:15] MN
    What a lech. So lascivious!
[11:18] MN
    I can only imagine what manner of
    perversions you've gotten up to!
[11:21] MN
    "Oh no, we can't! My family
    is home, not like this!"
[11:25] MN
    "Today's just a secret
    between you and me, okay?"
[11:27] MN
    The two of you canoodling
    under the same roof!
[11:30] MN
    I'm so envious, you Visitervert!
[11:32] I
    Visitervert?
[11:34] Mana
    It's fine! She's just resting
    in the doctor's office.
[11:37] Mana
    The doctor said she's simply a bit exhausted.
[11:41] I
    That's good.
[11:42] MN
    We'll continue this talk tomorrow.
[11:44] ---
    I'll bring you some food later.
[11:46] MN
    You've got a real beauty taking care of
    you now, so you had better be grateful!
[11:50] I
    Beauty? Who?
[11:52] MN
    Don't use me for wank material, okay?
[11:55] MN
    You beast!
[11:58] Other girls
    The honored Visitor has finally appeared.
[12:02] Other girls
    The time has come for me to fulfill my duty.
[12:11] Other girls
    No, no!
[12:14] Other girls
    They're so good, though...
[12:31] I
    What is this?!
[12:37] Reone
    You've got a nicer body than expected.
[12:39] Reone
    It should be fine entrusting you
     with the fate of our world.
[12:46] Reone
    Oh, don't worry, I won't be
    taking your underwear off.
[12:49] Reone
    Oh? Is it just me, or are
    you a little disappointed?
[12:52] I
    Maybe a little.
[12:53] Reone
    I'm the court doctor, Reone.
[12:56] Reone
    Itsuki, I want you to take
    a good look at your body.
[13:01] Reone
    Your body has emblems representing
    all 12 constellations.
[13:06] Reone
    See?
[13:11] Reone
    These are the proof that you are a Visitor.
[13:14] Reone
    So what are we supposed to do?
[13:17] R
    You're willing to do it, then?
[13:19] I
    If it's the only way we can
    get back home, we have to.
[13:23] I
    I know Mahiru wants to get back, too.
[13:25] R
    Once you complete your mission,
    the gate of light should appear again.
[13:29] R
    A Visitor's mission is to enter the
    labyrinth and quiet the Impurities.
[13:34] I
    Impurities?
[13:35] R
    The Impurities of the labyrinth
    have turned into monsters,
[13:38] ---
    making them extremely dangerous.
[13:40] I
    When you say monsters...
[13:43] R
    Plus, at the deepest layer of
    the labyrinth is the Lord Impurity.
[13:47] R
    And unfortunately, it can't be defeated
    by residents of this world.
[13:51] R
    History has proven that out.
[13:54] I
    And I can really do this?
[13:57] R
    You have to retrieve the Star Wards that
    have lost their power from the labyrinth,
[14:00] R
    along with offering new ones.
[14:03] R
    That way, the labyrinth will be able
    to contain the Impurities again.
[14:08] I
    Star Wards?
[14:10] R
    You can learn more over here.
SIGN    Check the official website for details!
[14:14] R
    Make sure to figure it out as you move ahead.
[14:16] I
    But I'm just a normal human.
[14:19] I
    I don't have the power to fight monsters.
[14:21] R
    That's not quite right. You're a Visitor.
[14:24] R
    The hero that will save this world.
[14:27] R
    Also, you're not alone.
[14:29] R
    The priestesses of the twelve constellations
[14:31] ---
    will join you to ensure
    your mission is a success.
[14:34] MN
    The twelve maidens are chosen at birth
    for their ability to purify Impurities!
[14:41] MN
    They aid the Visitor,
[14:43] MN
    and using their special power are able to
    create a Star Ward of their own constellation,
[14:49] MN
    and until it loses its power...
[14:52] MN
    they fulfull their duties as a priestess!
[15:12] R
    Not only that,
[15:16] R
    but she's among them.
[15:24] I
    Wha...
[15:25] R
    Allow me to introduce you
    to the priestess of Virgo.
[15:28] I
    Mahiru?
[15:30] M
    I was told the same story.
[15:32] M
    It seems I'm a Visitor who was summoned
    here as the priestess of Virgo.
[15:36] R
    Did your body expel anything
    when that emblem surfaced?
[15:42] M
    Yeah, I threw up...
[15:45] M
    Thinking about it makes me
    feel sick again, in fact.
[15:49] R
    Those chosen to be priestesses...
[15:51] R
    Expel any Impurities they're
    born with from their own body.
[15:55] R
    Depending on the person,
[15:56] ---
    they can sometimes develop symptoms
    similiar to pregnancy, beforehand...
[16:00] M
    You mean...
[16:02] R
    Yes, you should be fine, now.
[16:03] R
    You've already expelled
    the Impurity, after all.
[16:07] M
    What a relief. I wasn't pregnant after all.
[16:11] MN
    The priestess has one other important task!
[16:14] MN
    And that is the Love Ritual!
[16:15] I
    Love Ritual?
[16:17] MN
    The 12 priestesses themselves
[16:18] ---
    cannot stand directly against Impurities!
[16:20] MN
    Instead, they can give
    birth to your children!
[16:23] I
    Children?
[16:24] MN
    That's right! You and the priestesses will
    be joined to give birth to a Star Child!
[16:28] MN
    That's right! Set the course for intercourse!
[16:32] I
    Intercourse...
[16:35] MN
    I'm not gonna let you pretend you don't know!
[16:37] ---
    I'm talking about relations
    between a man and a woman!
[16:39] MN
    Coitus, copulation, relations,
    a nighttime rendezvous,
[16:42] MN
    physical negotiations, intimacy,
    a tryst, fornication!
[16:45] MN
    A carnal embrace! A hookup! A booty call!
[16:47] MN
    In other words, sex!
[17:00] MN
    Come on! Say it! "We love sex!"
[17:06] I
    I mean, who doesn't?
[17:08] MN
    The Star Children are the only ones
[17:10] ---
    capable of purifying Impurities,
    with the Visitor's help.
[17:12] MN
    In other words, you making babies is a crucial
     act that will ensure this world's safety,
[17:17] MN
    and a proven strategy that
    will dictate all our fates!
[17:20] ---
    It's nothing compared to typical courtships!
[17:22] MN
    This love will save the world!
[17:25] MN
    That said... being surrounded by twelve
    beauties, you'll have a literal harem!
[17:30] MN
    Fantastic, right? Bet you're
     already drooling.
[17:34] R
    Actions speak louder than words.
[17:37] R
    Let's have you perform the Love Ritual
    here and create the first Star Child.
[17:41] I
    Right now?!
[17:42] R
    This is perfect.
[17:43] ---
    You can practice with Mahiru.
[17:46] R
    It'll be easier if the first time
    is with someone you know, right?
[17:49] R
    I'll teach you how to carry
    out the ritual in... detail.
[17:53] M
    Hang on a second, Dr. Reone!
[17:55] ---
    You want me to... right now... with him?
[17:58] R
    It's all right. You'll get used to it soon.
[18:00] M
    I sure hope not!
[18:03] MN
    It only hurts at first, you know...
[18:05] MN
    You'll feel great after a while.
[18:07] MN
    "This is amazing! I've never
    felt anything like it!"
[18:10] R
    Mahiru, this is so you can
    return to your world.
[18:13] R
    You need to face reality.
[18:15] R
    Itsuki, this is her first time, so be gentle.
[18:19] I
    Right.
[18:20] R
    Well, let's begin.
[18:34] I
    This sure is sudden.
[18:43] I
    What kind of ritual is this?
[18:46] M
    I guess...
[18:48] M
    We have to do this to get home, don't we?
[18:51] I
    Seems that way.
[18:55] M
    It is really sudden, though...
[18:57] M
    I mean, I've thought about this a lot.
[19:01] ---
    About the right place... the right person.
[19:03] I
    I guess so.
[19:05] M
    That's not it!
[19:06] ---
    I wasn't trying to say I hate
    the idea of being with you, Itsuki!
[19:10] M
    I mean, I wouldn't mind
    losing my virginity to you...
[19:14] M
    But... in a situation like this, with
    everyone watching... that's crazy.
[19:19] M
    And doing it to get pregnant...
[19:21] MN
    The Love Ritual isn't the same
    thing as procreating, you see.
[19:25] MN
    The Star Children arise without
    any discomfort for the priestess,
[19:28] MN
    they just pop forth! Don't worry.
[19:31] MN
    "Pop"?
[19:32] MN
    A little reluctance is all part of the fun!
[19:33] MN
    The trick is to try it out!
    So start trying, right now!
[19:37] MN
    Just a little! Just the tip! Please?
[19:41] M
    You pervert!
[19:43] M
    What are you doing?!
[19:45] MN
    I'm here to look after Itsuki!
[19:49] MN
    All right, off with the fancy underwear!
[19:53] MN
    And let's show him your birthday suit!
[19:55] M
    No!
[19:56] MN
    Come on, Itsuki! Get over here!
[19:59] MN
    Oh, so plump and so smooth,
    perfect for fondling...
[20:03] MN
    It'd be a waste not to get it on!
[20:05] M
    Why are you so strong
    when you're just a toy?!
[20:15] MN
    What are you doing?!
[20:17] I
    Mahiru wants you to stop.
[20:26] I
    I think your feelings are
    the first priority here.
[20:30] M
    Naturally.
[20:32] I
    But when I think about
    what's happened so far,
[20:35] I
    doing as they say is the only
    way we can get home.
[20:40] I
    You don't have to force it.
[20:41] ---
    But...
[20:45] I
    To fulfill our mission...
[20:49] I
    I want you to have my child!
[20:58] I
    S-Sorry...
[21:27] M
    This is so we can go home.
[21:29] ---
    Right?
[21:55] M
    Be gentle, okay?
SIGN    My Child?!
SIGN    I Want You to Have My Child
[23:38] Someone?
    You want to watch?
[23:39] ---
    

2 - I Want You to Have My Child
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[00:01] Narrator
    The Love Ritual is a holy ritual performed
    to give birth to a Star Child.
[00:06] Narrator
    In order to aid the Visitor,
    the maidens of the 12 constellations
[00:10] Narrator
    aid the creation of Star Children...
[00:12] Mana
    It's done!
[00:13] I
    Mahiru...
[00:14] M
    Itsuki...
[00:30] Mana
    He's born!
[00:31] R
    Congratulations.
[00:33] I
    He's born?
[00:35] M
    But I...
[00:36] M
    I haven't...
[00:37] M
    What?
[00:38] R
    The Love Ritual is not a sexual act.
[00:41] R
    Bonding with the maidens
    through physical contact
[00:44] R
    gives birth to the Star Child,
    as emotional feelings are heightened.
[00:49] R
    I don't know what Mana told you,
[00:51] R
    but it is a holy ritual.
[00:54] R
    Please remember that.
[00:56] I
    Darn.
[00:57] Mana
    Here, this is a Star Child.
[01:00] V
    Nice to meet you, Visitor-sama.
[01:02] V
    I'm Virgo, and I represent the
    constellation of the Maiden!
[01:04] I
    Virgo, huh?
[01:06] R
    Please grow into a powerful
     warrior and aid Itsuki.
[01:09] V
    I will!
[01:11] M
    He's so cute!
[01:13] I
    He's our...
[01:19] I
    Thank you, Mahiru.
[02:52] M
    G-Good morning.
[02:54] I
    Good morning.
[02:55] I
    Yesterday was... uh...
[02:58] M
    Y-Yeah...
[03:00] Mana
    Impressive! I'm starting to smell
    the sweet scent of a ripe fruit!
[03:05] Mana
    Hehehe!
[03:06] Mana
    It's all thanks to the Love Ritual!
[03:09] Mana
    Well done, Itsuki!
[03:10] I
    To be accurate, I haven't done
    it all the way to the end.
[03:14] Mana
    Come on, how can that be?
[03:17] Mana
    Check out how voluptuous
    her boobs have become!
[03:18] ---
    Hey...
[03:19] Mana
    You sure enjoyed them
    last night, didn't you?
[03:22] M
    You perverted raccoon!
[03:25] I
    By the way, what happened to the
    Star Child that was born last night?
[03:27] Mana
    I sent him off to a foster home.
[03:30] M
    Huh? How come?
[03:31] M
    Can't he live with us?
[03:34] Mana
    Unlike the fruit of love between you two,
[03:37] Mana
    the Star Child is a warrior
    born with a mission.
[03:38] Mana
    He has to become strong in order
    to fight alongside the Visitor.
[03:42] Mana
    Otherwise, he'll get beaten
    up by the Impurities.
[03:45] M
    Is that how it is?
[03:46] I
    Can we go see him?
[03:48] Mana
    Of course!
[03:49] Mana
    But you two still have many things
    to do as the Visitor and a maiden.
[03:55] I
    Oh, you're right.
[03:57] M
    We can't go back unless
    we save the world, right?
[03:59] Mana
    Let's go!
[04:03] Mana
    Wait a minute!
[04:05] Mana
    Stop for a second around that corner!
[04:10] Mana
    And... action!
[04:12] Ruka
    I'm late, I'm late.
[04:20] Ruka
    What's your problem?
[04:22] I
    Huh? Oh, sorry.
[04:25] Ruka
    Geez, give that back.
[04:30] Ruka
    I'm late, I'm late.
[04:32] Ruka
    Why do I have to do this?
[04:35] M
    What's with this act?
[04:37] I
    She's not in a hurry at all.
[04:43] I
    Good morning.
[04:44] R
    I was waiting for you two.
[04:47] R
    Let me introduce the other maidens first.
[04:50] Mana
    I see you're all here!
[04:53] R
    This is a special class just for the
    maidens of the 12 constellations.
[04:57] R
    Mahiru will be joining as well.
[05:00] R
    Please introduce yourself, Itsuki.
[05:02] I
    Um...
[05:04] I
    My name is Yuge Itsuki.
[05:06] I
    Nice to meet you.
[05:07] M
    I'm Konatsuki Mahiru.
[05:09] M
    Nice to meet you.
[05:11] R
    Everyone, please introduce yourselves.
[05:13] A
    I'm Arie.
[05:15] A
    I'm Maiden of Aries.
[05:17] A
    I devote myself to the church.
[05:19] T
    My name's Tarua!
[05:21] T
    I'm Maiden of Taurus!
[05:23] T
    I usually work as a delivery girl!
[05:25] T
    Nice to meet ya!
[05:26] L
    I'm Lillith, a fortune teller.
[05:29] L
    I'm Maiden of Geminiー
[05:31] L2
    Ow! Mana, did you just
    randomly hit me again?!
[05:34] Mana
    Her personality changes like
    this when you give her a jolt.
[05:38] Ruka
    I'm Ruka. Maiden of Cancer.
[05:41] I
    She's the one I met this morning.
[05:42] Ruka
    You don't have to remember
    my name or anything.
[05:47] F
    My name is Femiruna.
[05:50] F
    I'm Maiden of Leo.
[05:52] F
    Now that I've been chosen
    as one of the maidens,
[05:54] ---
    world peace is practically guaranteed.
[05:57] Mirei
    I'm Maiden of Libra, Mirei.
[05:59] Mirei
    I mainly research magic.
[06:02] Mirei
    That is all.
[06:03] S
    I'm Sue. Maiden of Sagittarius.
[06:06] S
    My job is taking care of animals,
    and I like cuddling them.
[06:10] Farun
    I'm Farun!
[06:12] Farun
    I somehow became Maiden of Capricorn.
[06:14] Farun
    I'm an adventurer,
    but I'm working at a bar now!
[06:19] C
    I'm Collette, a baker!
[06:21] C
    I now serve as Maiden of Aquarius.
[06:24] C
    Onii-san, please come buy bread that I bake!
[06:28] Y
    Uh, I'm... Um... Yuzuha.
[06:32] Y
    I usually draw paintings at home.
[06:35] Y
    I may be Maiden of Pisces.
[06:37] R
    Then there's the Maiden of Virgo, Mahiru,
     and I'm the Maiden of Scorpio.
[06:43] R
    We are the maidens of the 12 constellations.
[06:44] Mana
    And I'm Mana, a maiden born
    under the constellation of Lewd.
[06:50] I
    I like the lewd side of you.
[06:52] Mana
    Geez, you're such a player!
[06:54] Mana
    By the way, Itsuki,
[06:56] Mana
    You will perform the ritual
    with all the girls over there.
[06:59] Mana
    Do you know how to seduce them?
[07:01] I
    No, my level is pretty low in that.
[07:03] Mana
    Read this and learn.
[07:06] Mana
    It's a present from me. An autographed copy!
[07:09] Mana
    It'll teach you proper behavior for an adult!
[07:11] I
    That sounds amazing, in many ways.
[07:13] Mana
    Read it and learn manners and etiquette.
[07:16] Mana
    An example lesson for beginners:
[07:18] Mana
    "Don't turn off: lights in the room
     and fire in the crotch!"
[07:21] Mana
    "One phrase for emergencies:
    we'll come together."
[07:23] Mana
    Say it, come on!
[07:25] I
    We'll come together...
[07:27] Mana
    Very good!
[07:28] Mana
    After all, the maidens are all virgins
    so it's easy as pie.
[07:31] I
    You're right!
[07:32] I
    I'm starting to think reading
    it will help me level up!
[07:35] Mana
    If you can form strong
    bonds with the maidens,
[07:37] Mana
    then you can give birth to stronger,
    more powerful Star Children.
[07:40] Mana
    Exhilarating skinship may
    be necessary at times!
[07:44] I
    For the sake of saving the world.
[07:48] I
    And so, my life at Granvania began.
[07:53] Ruka
    I did as you instructed,
    but what was the purpose?
[07:57] Mana
    According to my manual,
[07:59] ---
    that is the #1 ranked
    fateful encounter in Sola.
[08:03] Mana
    We're doing all this so that Itsuki
    can create a powerful Star Child.
[08:08] Mana
    How are you two doing?
[08:10] Mana
    Are you getting accustomed
    to living in this world?
[08:12] I
    I guess I'm starting to.
[08:13] Mana
    What about business?
[08:15] Mana
    Itsuki, are you making Star Children?
[08:17] I
    No, not at all.
[08:19] Mana
    Man, he's so useless.
[08:21] Mana
    Oh! I hear there's an event called cherry
    blossom viewing in your world, Sola.
[08:27] N
    We have decided to cancel the class,
[08:29] ---
    and have a cherry blossom viewing today.
[08:31] N
    Let's have fun today, as a welcome
    party for Itsuki and Mahiru.
[08:36] All
    Cheers!
[08:38] A
    Please eat to your heart's content, everyone.
[08:41] T
    Yay! Let's dig in!
[08:43] L
    Hey, grab me some fried chicken!
[08:47] L
    Oh, I'm sorry for the disturbance.
[08:51] F
    Wow, these chocolates are really good!
[08:54] M
    You're right!
[08:55] R
    Femiruna brought these for us.
[08:57] R
    I can taste a hint of brandy.
[08:59] R
    Very similar to bonbons.
[09:01] F
    I'm not too sure, but we receive
    many gifts intended for my father.
[09:06] F
    I just randomly picked one.
[09:08] M
    No wonder, since your family is
    the wealthiest in Granvania.
[09:11] M
    That's a lot.
[09:12] C
    That's a cute chicken!
[09:14] S
    His name is Quelquelle.
[09:16] Y
    Erm... Can you pass me some bread?
[09:20] Y
    Um...
[09:21] C
    Do you want some bread, Yuzuha?
[09:23] C
    I baked it myself!
[09:24] C
    Here you go!
[09:27] Y
    Thank you.
[09:28] T
    Huh? Where's Ruka?
[09:30] M
    She was here just now.
[09:32] I
    I'll go look for her.
[09:38] I
    What's the matter, Ruka?
[09:41] Ruka
    Oh, it's just you.
[09:42] Ruka
    I want to bring some flowers home.
[09:46] I
    Yeah, these are pretty.
[09:48] Ruka
    I work at an orphanage.
[09:51] Ruka
    I think the kids will like them.
[09:54] I
    I'll help you out.
[09:56] Ruka
    T-Thanks.
[10:08] I
    R-Ruka?
[10:10] I
    You're too close...
[10:11] Ruka
    What?
[10:12] Ruka
    Are you thinking of something so
    dirty that I can't even get close to you?
[10:17] Ruka
    You can try to hide it,
    but I see through everything.
[10:19] Ruka
    I'm an esper!
[10:23] I
    What did you say?
[10:24] Ruka
    I have celestial powers.
[10:27] Ruka
    I can read your mind.
[10:29] I
    Really?
[10:30] Ruka
    That's right. You can be gentle,
[10:34] ---
    but all men have dirty
    thoughts in their minds.
[10:37] Ruka
    They're always like that.
[10:39] I
    Don't go deciding that on your own.
[10:41] Ruka
    Really? Then let me read your mind now.
[10:45] Ruka
    If you're thinking of something
    even slightly inappropriate,
[10:48] Ruka
    you can forget about me
    performing the ritual with you!
[10:51] I
    The ritual?
[10:52] Ruka
    Well, I'm talking about the Love Ritual!
[10:54] Ruka
    I'll be revealing a lot for the ritual, too.
[10:58] I
    Do as you like.
[11:00] Ruka
    All right, then I won't hold back.
[11:07] Ruka
    Why can't I read your mind?!
[11:09] Ruka
    Is that head of yours empty?
[11:11] I
    How can that be?
[11:12] Ruka
    Right, you're not from Granvania,
    so maybe I can't read your mind.
[11:17] I
    Are you satisfied now?
[11:19] Ruka
    I guess.
[11:20] I
    I can understand that you maidens
    are nervous about this..
[11:24] I
    I'll try my best to talk
    about what I really feel.
[11:30] Ruka
    I'll get going soon.
[11:32] Ruka
    Thanks for helping.
[11:42] M
    Huh? Itsuki?
[11:44] I
    What's the matter, Mahiru?
[11:45] M
    I feel hot inside.
[11:48] I
    Did you drink alcohol?!
[11:50] M
    Of course not!
[11:52] M
    You dummy!
[11:53] I
    Those chocolates?
[11:55] M
    I just savored an adult-flavored chocolate!
[11:58] M
    They're the perfect sweets
    for an adult like me!
[12:02] I
    Are the bonbons in Granvania
    too strong for people of Sola?
[12:06] M
    I wanted to give you proper thanks.
[12:11] M
    Remember when we were little,
    and you saved me
[12:16] ---
    when those bullies were waiting for me?
[12:20] M
    It reminded me of that time when
    you defeated the Impurity.
[12:24] I
    Did I do something like that?
[12:26] M
    Oh, I know you're blushing!
[12:32] M
    Then... do you remember the promise
    you made when we were in elementary school?
[12:37] I
    The promise?
[12:39] M
    10 years ago, during the autumn festival.
[12:41] I
    I'm sorry. I don't remember.
[12:45] M
    Well, I had a feeling you didn't!
[12:50] I
    Mahiru, are you angry?
[12:53] M
    Not really.
[12:55] I
    It would be troublesome if
    you did remembered.
[13:00] M
    We have to get back to the others.
[13:02] M
    Come on, let's get going!
[13:04] I
    Your mission is to produce
    strong Star Children, right?
[13:08] M
    Make sure to get along
    with the other maidens, too.
[13:24] I
    A promise from 10 years ago?
[13:27] Mana
    I went through all the trouble to
    set up the cherry blossom viewing.
[13:30] Mana
    You still can't produce another Star Child?
[13:32] I
    Yeah.
[13:32] Mana
    You're hopeless.
[13:34] Mana
    Follow me.
[13:37] Mana
    You'll need to prepare
    for the labyrinth soon.
[13:41] Mana
    Just looking at these weapons turns
    you on to the max, doesn't it?
[13:46] Mana
    Huh? Huh? You want me to stop?
[13:48] I
    Don't... stop...
[13:49] Mana
    You sure? You sure?
[13:52] I
    I'm all hard now!
[13:53] Mana
    Stop messing around!
[13:54] Mana
    Don't underestimate the labyrinth!
[13:56] Mana
    Itsuki, it's a really dangerous place
    where your life will be in danger.
[14:00] Mana
    Many warriors have fought the
    Impurities and never returned.
[14:03] Mana
    You'll figure out soon enough
    why I'm going such lengths
[14:07] ---
    for the Love Rituals.
[14:10] Mana
    This is the foster home.
[14:11] Mana
    You'll find your Star Child here.
[14:14] Mana
    Wanna go see him?
[14:15] Alfie
    Don't play around!
[14:17] Alfie
    You think you can defeat
     the Impurity Lord like that?
[14:19] Alfie
    Aren't you embarrassed, Virgo?!
[14:24] Mana
    Oh, I see you're at it.
[14:29] Alfie
    Oh!
[14:33] Alfie
    Hello, Visitor-sama.
[14:35] I
    Did her character just switch?
[14:38] Alfie
    I train Star Children at the foster home.
[14:41] Alfie
    My name is Alfie!
[14:43] Mana
    Hey, Itsuki!
[14:45] Mana
    You're only allowed to ogle at maidens!
[14:47] I
    Sorry, I couldn't help it.
[14:49] Alfie
    Virgo, Visitor-sama has come to see you.
[14:53] V
    Visitor-sama!
[14:59] V
    I'll work hard to become strong so
    I can enter the labyrinth with you!
[15:03] I
    Okay, train hard.
[15:05] Alfie
    Um, Visitor-sama.
[15:06] I
    Call me Itsuki.
[15:08] Alfie
    Itsuki-san, you have to
    produce more Star Children,
[15:11] Alfie
    or the battle in the labyrinth
    will be very difficult.
[15:15] Mana
    She's right.
[15:17] Mana
    You have to perform Love Rituals and
    make more Star Children,
[15:20] Mana
    before the king orders you to go.
[15:21] I
    But aside from Mahiru, I don't
    really know the other girls.
[15:26] Mana
    Haven't you had a fateful encounter,
    or someone who made an impression on you?
[15:30] Mana
    Ru-something, or something and such?
[15:35] Ruka
    Hey, wait!
[15:49] Ruka
    There, there, it doesn't hurt anymore.
[15:51] Ruka
    Did that take you by surprise?
[15:53] Ruka
    It's all right now.
[15:55] Ruka
    Don't worry.
[16:09] I
    I have a favor to ask of you.
[16:12] Ruka
    I know.
[16:15] I
    Can you... um... give birth to my Star Child?
[16:20] Ruka
    Well, I knew this day would come, but...
[16:24] I
    I might have to head out
    for the labyrinth soon.
[16:28] I
    I don't mind, but there's only one
    Star Child that can go with me right now.
[16:32] I
    I thought he'd be lonely.
[16:33] Ruka
    There's only one?
[16:35] I
    Yeah. If there was at least one more...
[16:39] I
    I think it'd be more reassuring for him.
[16:43] Ruka
    I can't read your mind,
    but it doesn't sound like you're lying.
[16:47] Ruka
    I also wouldn't want a Star Child to suffer.
[16:52] I
    You must really like kids.
[16:54] Ruka
    Yes.
[16:56] Ruka
    I want to get close to them.
[16:59] Ruka
    I work with kids because I want
    to do what I can to help out.
[17:04] ---
    But...
[17:05] Ruka
    If a maiden and the Visitor communicate
    heart to heart and perform the Love Ritual,
[17:10] Ruka
    then a strong Star Child will be born, right?
[17:12] I
    Yes.
[17:14] Ruka
    If we're going to give birth to one,
    then I hope it'll be strong and cute!
[17:19] Ruka
    Having a baby is a miracle.
[17:22] I
    You're really kind.
[17:23] Ruka
    It's necessary to save the world, too.
[17:27] I
    Thank you, Ruka.
[17:29] Ruka
    So, where do we start?
[17:31] I
    I did read the book to learn
    the etiquette, but...
[17:43] Ruka
    Wait! At least turn off the lights...
[17:46] I
    "Don't turn off: lights in the room
    and fire in the crotch!"
[17:50] I
    That's what was written in the book.
[17:53] Ruka
    No fair. I'm the only one
    whose heart is pounding.
[17:56] Ruka
    I feel so silly.
[17:57] I
    I'm nervous, too.
[18:00] Ruka
    Don't you have a line that'll lighten up
    the mood for a situation like this?
[18:07] I
    We'll come together.
[18:09] Ruka
    Huh?!
[18:13] Mana
    Midnight tonight, someone will be born.
[18:17] Mana
    All thanks to me!
[18:23] S
    The fate of this world rests in your hands.
[18:26] S
    I'm counting on you.
[18:27] I
    Yes, Your Majesty.
[18:28] S
    Itsuki, I will now bestow upon you
    Star Wards for the 12 constellations.
[18:38] I
    These are the Star Wards?
[18:40] Mana
    Star Wards are special things
    created by the maidens.
[18:44] Mana
    There are 12 of them,
    just like the constellations,
[18:46] Mana
    and they have the power
     to absorb Impurities!
[18:47] Mana
    Learn more at the website!
[18:49] S
    If you release the 12 Star Wards as offerings
[18:53] ---
    at the deepest layers of
    the Stardust Labyrinth,
[18:55] S
    the Impurities will be sealed,
[18:56] S
    and your mission as Visitor
     will be accomplished.
[18:59] I
    I understand.
[19:01] N
    Allow me to guide you to
    the labyrinth's entrance.
[19:06] Mana
    The power of the maidens of the
    12 constellations is needed
[19:09] Mana
    to open the Stardust Labyrinth's entrance.
[19:12] R
    This gate is the entrance for the
    labyrinth, prepared for the Visitor.
[19:16] R
    The labyrinth was built by Mirei's
    ancestors to seal the Impurities.
[19:21] Mirei
    We will now commence the
    Ritual of Star Wards
[19:24] ---
    for the sealed gate of the Stardust Labyrinth.
[19:37] I
    Incredible.
[19:42] Ruka
    Please be careful.
[19:44] Cancer
    I will!
[19:45] M
    We're counting on you, Itsuki.
[19:47] I
    Right. Let's go.
[19:49] Both
    Yes!
[19:51] Mana
    I'll come along as a guide for today.
[19:54] Mana
    It's good manners to be
    gentle for the first time!
[20:01] I
    It's like a maze. I don't
    know which way to go.
[20:05] Mana
    The Stardust Labyrinth has 12 separate bottom
    layers, dedicated to each constellation.
[20:10] Mana
    Think of it like this.
[20:12] Mana
    And an Impurity Lord awaits
    at each bottom layer.
[20:15] Mana
    You can think of them as the final boss.
[20:17] I
    Are they strong?
[20:18] Mana
    Obviously.
[20:20] Mana
    Impurities are made from negative energy
    formed by human interactions,
[20:24] Mana
    and within the labyrinth they
    have become quite strong
[20:27] ---
    through amalgamation and synthesis.
[20:31] Mana
    But worry not!
[20:33] Mana
    You have your Star Children with you!
[20:35] Mana
    Star Children! Defeat the Impurity!
[20:37] Both
    Got it!
[20:40] Mana
    Yeah, that's the wayー
[20:45] Mana
    Th-There it is!
[20:47] Cancer
    You're holding it upside down!
[20:51] I
    Don't jump the gun!
[20:54] I
    Are you all right?
[21:00] I
    I'll protect you!
[21:15] I
    Virgo! Cancer!
[21:22] I
    No way...
[21:28] Mana
    Itsuki, they're both down.
[21:30] Mana
    We have to turn back.
[21:31] Mana
    Just run for now!
[21:41] I
    Now I understand what you said before.
[21:44] I
    I can't protect anyone like this.
[21:46] I
    There's a limit to what I can do on my own.
[21:48] I
    I need stronger Star Children!
[21:55] I
    I'll make them have my children!
SIGN    I Want You to Have My Child
SIGN    Would You Try Having My Child?
[23:37] Mana
    Granvania Dream.

3 - Would You Try Having My Child?
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[00:10] VC
    Thank you for saving us, Visitor-sama!
[00:13] I
    Huh? What happened?
[00:14] Mana
    Star Children are automatically protected
[00:17] ---
    by holy Matryoshka dolls
    when they are in danger.
[00:20] VC
    Yes, please do not worry!
[00:22] I
    I see...
[00:24] I
    But what about your wounds?
[00:26] I
    You've recovered?
[00:27] VC
    Yes, we've fully recovered!
[00:30] I
    That's good.
[00:31] Mana
    You stand no chance against them right now!
[00:34] Mana
    We have to train at the
    foster home right away!
[00:36] VC
    Got it!
[00:37] Mana
    Itsuki, you must defeat
    the Impurities next time.
[00:40] I
    I know. I don't want to let the
     Star Children suffer like that again.
[00:44] I
    All right. Let's go, guys!
[00:46] VC
    Yes, Visitor-sama!
[00:49] Mana
    Itsuki is starting to develop
    his sense of duty as a Visitor.
[00:54] Mana
    All that's left is to improve
    his technique for the Love Ritual!
[00:57] Mana
    Well, he was a little boy with an
     unpopped cherry until a few days ago,
[01:01] Mana
    so I'll share my experience
[01:02] ---
    and pass my technique from 
    on the back to **** in detailー
[01:06] VC*
    Help me!
[01:09] VC
    They're too strong...
[01:11] Mana
    Already? No way!
[01:13] I
    This isn't going to work.
    We can't even scratch them.
[01:16] I
    We need more training...
[01:18] Mana
    This is not right! Something is really wrong!
[01:20] Mana
    Narcisstes!
[01:21] N
    Calm down, Mana.
[01:23] Mana
    A typical Visitor would've
    defeated an Impurity Lord by now!
[01:27] Mana
    He still can't beat a single minion!
[01:29] I
    I'm sorry. My lack of effort is to blame.
[01:33] Mana
    Are you even listening?
[01:36] N
    Mana, have you forgotten?
[01:38] N
    The maidens of the 12 constellations
    have never changed all at once before.
[01:43] Mana
    Wh-What are you trying to say?
[01:45] N
    What I'm trying to say is that
    we're in a state of emergency.
[01:47] I
    Does that mean there's no way
    for me to defeat the Impurities?
[01:51] N
    Don't get ahead of yourself.
[01:53] N
    The academics knew
    of this from ancient texts,
[01:56] N
    although they were
    disregarded as mere legends...
[01:59] Mana
    D-Don't tell me, you're saying...
[02:01] N
    Listen well, Itsuki.
[02:03] N
    In order to get past this crisis,
[02:05] N
    you have no choice but to
    perform a Double Love Ritual.
[03:41] I
    Um, what's a Double Love Ritual?
[03:45] Mana
    I bet you already know!
[03:46] Mana
    It's a ritual where you have
    two partners at once!
[03:49] Mana
    Since you're handling two
    partners at the same time,
[03:51] Mana
    you'll need sufficient stamina,
    but it's practically a buffet!
[03:54] Mana
    Two arms and legs may not be enough!
[03:56] Mana
    But you know, you can fully activate
    Little Itsuki in the middle!
[04:01] Mana
    Good for you, pervert!
[04:03] I
    I don't understand.
[04:04] Mana
    It's a three****, a three****!
[04:06] Mana
    Be a man and stop pretending!
[04:08] Mana
    Well, if I were explain it
     to an honors student,
[04:10] Mana
    it's a lovey dovey activity performed
    by a group of men and women!
[04:13] Mana
    You wanna try that, don't you?!
[04:15] I
    I can probably handle it
    if it's a group activity.
[04:18] Mana
    Oh, you perv! Then, do you know this?
[04:22] Mana
    It'll be like you're in heaven!
[04:23] Mana
    It's group cooperative play completely
    different from sixty-nining.
[04:26] ---
    A whole new experience!
[04:27] I
    Can I really do this?
[04:29] Mana
    Don't worry!
[04:31] Mana
    The Visitor can leave everything
     to the maidens!
[04:34] Mana
    You know, it's what they call... in Sola...
[04:36] Mana
    the popular fish for sushi!
[04:38] I
    Are you talking about my favorite, tuー
[04:40] Mana
    Yes, tuna!
[04:41] Mana
    You just need to focus on one spot,
[04:45] ---
    and lie there like a dead fish!
[04:47] Mana
    The two maidens will tussle
    and cook you right up!
[04:51] N
    According to ancient texts,
[04:53] ---
    Star Children born of a Double Love Ritual
    are even more remarkable.
[04:57] N
    They are supposedly stronger
    than the ones you've made so far.
[05:00] I
    Supposedly?
[05:02] N
    For at least the past few hundred years,
[05:04] N
    a Visitor capable of bonding with multiple
    maidens was thought to be impossible.
[05:09] N
    In other words, a Double Love Ritual
    is uncharted territory even for us.
[05:14] I
    I see.
[05:15] N
    In addition, we can't even
    imagine what kind of damage
[05:20] ---
    will be inflicted on the Visitor.
[05:22] I
    Is there any other way?
[05:24] N
    I'm sorry. We can't think of any other
    way to defeat Impurities at the moment.
[05:28] Mana
    Be proud! You'll be a pioneer
    exploring bold new frontiers!
[05:32] Mana
    In layman's terms, the pervert
    Visitor who has the ability
[05:35] ---
    to promiscuously bond with the
    maidens of the 12 constellations
[05:37] Mana
    is none other than you!
[05:38] Mana
    You get it now?!
[05:40] I
    Please let me think about this.
[05:44] M
    Just what is Mana thinking?
[05:48] (Flashback) Mana
    Granvania has what they
    call hot springs in Sola.
[05:51] (Flashback) Mana
    It's a good opportunity for you two
    to relax and relieve your fatigue.
[05:55] (Flashback) Mana
    Not to mention, doing it under the
    blue sky is liberating like nothing else!
[05:59] (Flashback) Mana
    Although, you might learn of a new pleasure
    and be exhausted when you get back!
[06:06] I
    He must be up to something again.
[06:08] M
    Again?
[06:09] I
    Actually, there's this Double Love Ritualー
[06:13] M
    Please finish your sentence!
[06:16] I
    Never mind.
[06:19] M
    Itsuki, you've always been like this.
[06:25] I
    I'll go get it.
[06:27] I
    What's this?
[06:29] I
    It's pretty beat-up.
[06:30] M
    No! Don't look!
[06:33] I
    Is that...
[06:35] M
    Don't get any funny ideas!
    I'm just keeping it because it's cute.
[06:38] M
    It's not like I treasure it because
    it's your gift or anything!
[06:43] M
    Wow! I've never been to a
    hot spring like this before!
[06:47] I
    But there's only one spring...
[06:49] M
    Who cares? We can go in together.
[06:51] M
    We used to take baths together
    all the time, right?
[06:53] I
    Yeah.
[06:55] I
    As if!
[06:56] I
    That was before elementary schoolー
[06:58] M
    Quit your yapping!
[07:00] M
    I'm getting in without you.
[07:01] I
    Hey Mahiru, cut it out!
[07:12] M
    What kind of lewd things are you imagining?
[07:14] M
    I came prepared expecting
    something like this.
[07:20] M
    It's so good! It feels like I'm about to melt!
[07:24] M
    Come on, Itsuki!
[07:27] M
    Aren't you a man? Don't be embarrassed!
[07:30] M
    Just take them off!
[07:31] I
    Don't look this way.
[07:34] M
    What? Don't talk to me like I'm a pervert.
[07:38] I
    This really is a nice hot spring.
[07:40] I
    Ow, but it stings a bit.
[07:44] I
    What is it?
[07:46] M
    That...
[07:47] I
    Sorry, am I dirty?
[07:51] M
    No, why do you have so many wounds?
[07:54] I
    I guess they're from the training.
[07:56] I
    But it feels like I leveled up a lot.
[07:59] I
    Still not strong enough to
    beat Impurities, though.
[08:01] M
    Then you'll have more...
[08:04] I
    Yes, of course.
[08:06] I
    I have to try my best.
[08:09] I
    What's wrong, Mahiru?
[08:11] I
    Hello? You there?
[08:13] M
    Listen well. The battles are
    getting tough, but don't die!
[08:18] I
    What's this, all of a sudden...
[08:19] M
    Shut up and listen!
[08:21] M
    I'm saying you mustn't die!
[08:23] I
    Of course. I won't allow myself to die
    until I take you back home.
[08:27] M
    Is that right?
[08:28] I
    Don't worry.
[08:30] I
    The Star Children and I are
    definitely getting stronger.
[08:32] I
    I think we can beat some Impurities next time.
[08:34] M
    It may not look like it, but Mahiru
    is a faint-hearted crybaby.
[08:38] M
    So you must keep protecting her.
[08:40] I
    Yeah, I'll definitely protect you.
[08:42] I
    But Mahiru isn't a crybaby, right?
[08:46] M
    Sorry, it's not like me
    to be in doubt, right?
[08:49] M
    But we were suddenly sent to this world,
[08:52] M
    and they call us the
    chosen Visitor and maiden...
[08:55] M
    And not too long ago we
    were in a... Love Ritual...
[09:04] I
    Mahiru?
[09:09] M
    What happened to me?
[09:12] I
    You overheated and passed out.
[09:14] I
    Are you all right? How are you feeling?
[09:16] M
    I see. Sorry for causing you trouble.
[09:20] I
    Don't worry about it.
[09:21] I
    Anyway, it's getting chilly. Let's head back.
[09:24] M
    Okay, I got it.
[09:26] M
    Huh? Where's my keychain?
[09:29] I
    Sorry, I was busy trying to
    save you, and forgot about it.
[09:33] I
    I'm sure it's in the hot spring.
[09:35] M
    If it's gone, I...
[09:39] I
    Hey, Mahiru?
[09:41] M
    It's so cold!
[09:46] I
    I heard this hot spring turns
    into cold water after sunset.
[09:49] I
    Mahiru, please get changed and wait for me.
[09:51] I
    I'll take care of the rest.
[09:52] M
    You're the Visitor, and the fate
    of this world rests in your hands.
[09:55] M
    I can't let you catch a cold.
[09:58] I
    Don't worry. Wait here.
[10:02] M
    Okay.
[10:07] M
    Itsuki...
[10:09] I
    Found it!
[10:10] I
    I found it, Mahiru!
[10:13] M
    My little keychain!
[10:15] I
    Here. Don't lose it next time.
[10:18] M
    I'm so glad... Thank you.
[10:21] I
    Mahiru, let's stay together like this,
    even when we grow up to be adults.
[10:26] M
    No way. You remembered it?
[10:29] I
    Yeah, just now.
[10:31] I
    It was my duty to save you
    when you need help, right?
[10:34] I
    I'm sorry for forgetting.
[10:36] I
    But you remembered our
    promise this whole time.
[10:40] M
    It was just a silly promise
     between two kids.
[10:43] M
    I got all serious about it...
[10:46] M
    I'm so stupid, aren't I?
[10:47] I
    No, that's the Mahiru I...
[10:59] Mana
    Now, now, you two. Please continue
    after you get in this carriage!
[11:02] Mana
    Deepen your bond until you arrive the shrine!
[11:06] Mana
    But don't forget to hold it!
    You have to hold it, all right?
[11:09] Mana
    Until you arrive, you mustn't release it!
[11:11] Mana
    You have to hold your bonds at their peak,
[11:13] Mana
    and take it all the way to the Love Ritual!
[11:15] I
    What? But...
[11:17] Mana
    But in exchange, I packed plenty
    of recommended adult toys!
[11:22] Mana
    Moving **** and vibrating
    **** are great for getaways!
[11:29] M
    Ugh, what's its problem?
[11:31] Mana
    You don't have to tell me.
[11:33] Mana
    Girls in Sola are all waiting for a
    prince on a white horse, right?
[11:36] Mana
    If the prince wants some action,
    then it's all right, isn't it?
[11:39] Mana
    Oh, Mahiru! Don't tell me that just thinking
[11:41] ---
    about getting in this
     magical carriage for adults
[11:44] Mana
    is getting your maiden's *** all *** wet?
[11:48] Mana
    Worry not. If it's still not lubricated enough,
     I also packed strawberry-flavored ,
[11:53] Mana
    so feel free to use it!
[11:54] M
    Sheesh! Say something, Itsuki!
[11:56] Mana
    There's no way he has anything
     to complain about!
[11:59] Mana
    Getting in this see-through carriage
    is the dream of every person in Sola.
[12:02] Mana
    Being watched excites you?
    What a kinky freak!
[12:06] Mana
    Anyway, this carriage makes the ultimate
    dream of men and women come true.
[12:10] Mana
    Its name is...
[12:10] Mana
    The Granvania Dream Coach!
[12:14] I
    You're wrong, Mana.
[12:16] M
    Itsuki?
[12:17] I
    Listen, the best part of this carriage
[12:20] ---
    should be being able to see from inside,
    but not from the outside.
[12:22] I
    But what is this?
[12:23] I
    You can see everything!
[12:24] I
    This completely ruins all the
    excitement and titillation!
[12:28] M
    I'm leaving.
[12:31] M
    All I'm asking is that
     you take care of his wounds!
[12:34] M
    Got it, Mana? I'm counting on you.
[12:37] Mana
    I put so much work into that plan!
[12:39] Mana
    It was a masterpiece that
    took me ten years to complete!
[12:41] I
    Sorry, but the concept was...
[12:44] Mana
    Shut up! You letch!
[12:46] R
    You've become much stronger
    in such a short time.
[12:50] R
    Oh, no! It's not even the flu season yet.
[12:54] R
    What's wrong?
[12:55] I
    Actually...
[12:56] Mana
    Long story short, my fabulous Double
    Love Ritual Plan was completely ruined!
[13:01] R
    You mean... the legendary Double Love Ritual?
[13:04] Mana
    That's right.
[13:05] R
    With all of the unknown factors,
[13:07] ---
    performing the Double
    Love Ritual in his current condition
[13:10] R
    is not something I can
    recommend as a doctor.
[13:12] Mana
    What?!
[13:13] R
    But it'll be fine if I can get the data
    for what will happen to Itsuki's body
[13:17] ---
    before the real thing.
[13:19] R
    I'll be able to treat him
    if something happens.
[13:20] Mana
    Geez, the real thing?
[13:23] ---
    That's a pretty old way of saying it, Reone!
[13:25] Mana
    What will happen to Itsuki's Big
    Magnum during the real thing?
[13:28] Mana
    Come on, we already know what'll happen!
[13:30] Mana
    So, what do you want to know?
    The rate of expansion?
[13:33] Mana
    Or how long he'll last?
[13:34] Mana
    No way! You want to know his
    sustained frictional temperature?!
[13:39] R
    For now, let's have a brief nap.
[13:42] R
    In any case, I need Itsuki's physical data,
    so let's practice together.
[13:47] I
    You mean...
[13:48] R
    Yes. I will be one of the two maidens.
[13:52] R
    I'll let you pick the other.
[13:54] I
    Huh? But...
[13:58] R
    It must be nice to be young.
[13:59] R
    I have some apples, would you like one?
[14:01] R
    If you want it, I'll peel it for you.
[14:03] R
    Or should I just rub it
    a bit and feed it to you?
[14:08] I
    Um... then... please bake it.
[14:11] R
    Huh? What did you just say?
[14:13] I
    Oh, you can't make it, right?
[14:16] I
    Sorry for making an impossible request.
[14:18] R
    No, the way you said it really
    sounded like my little brother.
[14:21] I
    Your little brother... The one in this photo?
[14:24] R
    Yes. I thought he was back for a second
[14:28] ---
    after hearing you say that.
[14:30] I
    "He was back"?
[14:32] I
    Where is he now?
[14:34] R
    He passed away after
    an illness five years ago.
[14:37] R
    He was about your age at the time.
[14:40] Mana
    I never knew something like
    that happened to you, Reone!
[14:44] Mana
    Why didn't you tell me?!
[14:46] R
    Your medical treatment is done
    after you finish the apple.
[14:49] I
    Thanks.
[14:50] R
    I don't need your gratitude, but bring me
    another maiden as soon as possible.
[14:56] I
    How should I find another maiden?
[14:59] I
    Mahiru is angry at me, and I haven't
    seen Ruka since the last time...
[15:03] F
    Hey, aren't we drinking a tad too slowly?
[15:06] F
    Hi! Here's your beer, sir!
[15:10] Customer
    Hey, Farun-chan! You're beautiful as ever!
[15:12] F
    This table ordered additional
    beer snacks, right?
[15:15] F
    Thanks for waiting!
[15:16] Customer
    Give us the dance soon!
     We can't drink without seeing it!
[15:20] F
    Darn, you leave me no choice.
[15:23] F
    Everyone! Do you want to see the
    graceful dance of Farun-neesan?
[15:26] All
    We do!
[15:28] ---
    Okay, I see!
[15:31] F
    Owner! Start the music!
[15:44] Customer
    Come on! Show us more!
[15:48] F
    The night has only begun!
    Leave some fun for later!
[15:52] I
    You're Farun, right?
[15:54] I
    That was really cool.
[15:55] F
    I'm a professional dancer.
    Of course I can dance!
[15:59] F
    Uh, who are you, again?
[16:01] I
    You don't remember me?
[16:03] F
    I'm so sorry! You're my Visitor!
[16:08] F
    Just kidding.
[16:09] F
    Let me buy you something as an apology.
[16:11] I
    I'm still too young to drink legally.
[16:13] F
    What a baby!
[16:15] F
    Does the baby want some juice?
[16:18] I
    Um... Farun.
[16:19] I
    Uh, about the Love Ritual...
[16:23] F
    Oh, that? It's my turn already?
[16:27] F
    Let's get on with it so you
    can save the world, Visitor-sama.
[16:30] I
    What's with the sudden attitude?
[16:32] I
    Are you angry?
[16:34] F
    I'm a traveling dancer
    with nowhere to return to,
[16:39] F
    but they tell me I'm a maiden out of the blue.
[16:42] F
    Now I'm tied down to this place.
[16:44] F
    Honestly, I can't stand it.
[16:46] I
    Sorry.
[16:47] F
    Why are you apologizing?
[16:49] I
    It's because I'm weak.
[16:52] F
    Then take responsibility for that.
[16:54] F
    It feels suffocating for me to
    stay in one place for too long.
[16:58] F
    I'll die of suffocation soon.
[17:07] I
    Can you breathe now?
[17:09] I
    Don't you want to see an
    even more fascinating world?
[17:15] I
    I'll show you sights
    you've never seen before,
[17:18] I
    and a world you've never felt before.
[17:29] I
    Th-This book is incredible!
[17:32] Mana
    Great! You did it, Itsuki!
[17:34] Mana
    Page 15: "Technique for
     shutting up needy girls, Part 3!"
[17:38] Mana
    Well done!
[17:39] Mana
    Now your Visitor Perv Points have risen by 10!
[17:44] R
    You can start, Itsuki.
[17:47] F
    I'm all ready.
[17:56] R
    Are you okay, Itsuki?
[17:58] R
    Is this a bit too stimulating for you?
[18:00] F
    You don't have to worry about anything.
[18:03] F
    Leave this to Farun-oneesan.
[18:05] R
    Yes. This is only practice, after all.
[18:09] R
    Don't be nervous, and just be yourself.
[18:16] I
    S-Sorry, I...
[18:18] Mana
    Don't let it get to you.
[18:20] Mana
    It happens all the time at parlors
    where you see sexy adult ladies.
[18:24] Mana
    It's a natural phenomenon
    for healthy male students!
[18:28] Mana
    However, I wish you'd lasted
    until you at least got a lick!
[18:32] Mana
    But I can imagine Reone and Farun
[18:34] ---
    after hearing the moaning of a young man!
[18:38] Mana
    Their imagination must be going wild now,
[18:40] ---
    and their whole bodies must
    be sexually sensitive!
[18:42] Mana
    Now's the chance, Itsuki!
[18:44] I
    Really?
[18:45] Mana
    Yes, this is no time to be depressed!
[18:48] I
    Got it. I'll try my best.
[18:52] I
    S-So, please give birth to my child!
[18:58] I
    I'll be in your care.
[19:01] Mana
    Love Ritual.
[19:02] Mana
    It is a holy ritual for giving
    birth to Star Children.
[19:06] Mana
    For the first time in hundreds of years,
[19:08] ---
    a Visitor and two maidens
    will bond at the same time.
[19:11] Mana
    The legendary Double Love
    Ritual will be performed.
[19:15] I
    Both of you, together!
[19:31] Capri
    Hello. I'm Capri.
[19:33] S
    Nice to meet you. I'm Scorpi.
[19:36] N
    Wonderful! I never knew the
     Double Love Ritual was this majestic.
[19:40] I
    Two really were born.
[19:43] I
    Nice to meet you both.
[19:44] Both
    Yes, Visitor-sama.
[19:46] N
    I have underestimated Itsuki's
    ability as a Visitor this whole time.
[19:51] Mana
    Looks like Itsuki's wounds
    weren't as severe as we feared.
[19:55] I
    Mana, have a look at this.
[19:57] Mana
    Congratulations! Reone, it was
    supposed to be practice,
[19:59] ---
    but it turned out to be the real thing!
[20:01] Mana
    Look at these Star Children!
[20:02] Mana
    I've never seen such strong children before!
[20:10] R
    My legs are soft. I can't stand up.
[20:14] F
    I c*** to the ends of the universe.
[20:17] Mana
    Itsuki, you beast!
[20:22] Mana
    I have faith in you.
[20:25] I
    Yeah, I feel like my body is full of energy.
[20:28] I
    It feels completely different
    compared to before.
[20:31] Mana
    It sure changes when you have a whole party.
[20:34] Mana
    Details on the website!
SIGN    "Check the official website for details!"
[20:36] I
    Follow me, everyone!
[20:38] All
    Yes, Visitor-sama!
[20:40] I
    All right, let's go!
[20:43] Mana
    And so Itsuki and his party defeated
    Impurities and faced an Impurity Lord.
[20:48] I
    This one's pretty strong.
[20:50] I
    Be careful, and try to conserve HP!
[20:53] All
    Yes, Visitor-sama!
[20:57] I
    Don't worry. If you sense
    any danger, hide behind me.
[21:02] I
    Okay?
[21:05] I
    All right, let's go!
[21:07] Mana
    And so Itsuki and his party emerged
    victorious after an intense battle
[21:10] ---
    with the Impurity Lord.
[21:12] Mana
    Well done, Itsuki!
[21:14] Mana
    We can offer the first Star Ward now!
[21:16] Mana
    Here, offer the Star Ward to that altar!
[21:31] Mana
    Now the Impurities lurking in the
    labyrinth should start to decrease.
[21:35] Mana
    Come on. Let's go back outside.
[21:40] I
    Is everyone here?
[21:42] All
    Yes.
[21:50] Mana
    Ahh! So scary!
[21:54] N
    This scream... it must be...
SIGN    Would You Try Having My Child?
SIGN    Please Have My Child!
[23:38] Mana
    Manasir.

4 - Please Have My Child!
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SIGN    Secrets in the
     Early Afternoon
[00:08] Mana
    Early afternoon on a Sunday.
[00:09] Mana
    Catherine, who came to the city
    from the countryside not too long ago,
[00:14] Mana
    was intensely and wildly swinging her hair.
[00:16] Mana
    "Oh! Wonderful! Itsuki!"
[00:18] Mana
    She reached her .
[00:21] Mana*
    I met her at a playground.
[00:25] Mana
    I was having trouble meeting my sales quota,
[00:28] ---
    and I was sitting on the bench as usual.
[00:31] Mana
    That's where I had the fateful encounter.
[00:34] Mana
    We were attracted to each
    other by primal instinct.
[00:38] Mana
    We didn't need to wait before we became one.
[00:42] Mana
    Before I realized, I was at her apartment...
SIGN    Manager
[00:48] Mana
    Don't worry, no one's watching.
SIGN    Peasant Girl
[00:53] Mana
    Sir! Please, no!
SIGN    Governor
[00:55] Mana
    It's all right, it's all right. Come closer!
[00:59] Mana
    Oh, no!
SIGN    Peasant Girl
SIGN    *** Girl
SIGN    Itsuki
SIGN    Girl *** Student
SIGN    Hot Wife
[01:08] Mana
    Darling!
SIGN    Female Warrior
[01:10] I
    Hey, Mana!
[01:12] I
    How long are you going to keep this up?
[01:14] Mana
    Don't tell me you think the censors
    will have a problem with this!
[01:18] Mana
    It's just my imagination.
    I won't let you complain!
[01:21] I
    That's not the problem.
     Why are all the women you?
[01:25] I
    And I'm the partner?
[01:27] Mana
    You don't want to role-play like this with me?
[01:30] Mana
    Well?
[01:31] I
    C-Cut it out!
[01:33] Mana
    Itsuki! More role-play!
[01:34] I
    Stay away! No!
[01:39] Mana
    My plan was a success!
[01:44] I
    That was close.
[01:46] A
    Hello.
[01:50] A
    Are you looking for something?
[01:53] I
    No, I just happened to come
    here... by coincidence.
[01:58] A
    It's all right. The church welcomes you,
    no matter who you are.
[02:03] I
    Right, Arie is...
[02:05] (Flashback) A
    I'm Arie.
[02:07] (Flashback) A
    I'm the Maiden of Aries.
[02:09] (Flashback) A
    I devote myself to the church.
[02:14] I
    Uh, well... I also wanted to see you, Arie.
[02:18] A
    Oh, you came all the way here to see me?
[02:22] A
    That makes me so happy!
[02:24] Kids
    Arie!
[02:26] Kid1
    I can't figure out my homework!
[02:28] Kid2
    I'm hungry!
[02:30] Kid3
    Me, too! I want snacks!
[02:33] I
    What? You have kids?
[02:35] A
    Oh, no.
[02:36] A
    I take care of the children here and
    sometimes help them with their homework.
[02:40] Kid1
    Arie-sensei.
[02:42] Kid2
    Hurry, hurry!
[02:44] A
    Hold on. We have a special guest...
[02:46] M
    Please take care of them.
    I'll come visit again.
[02:49] Mana
    Good work, Itsuki!
[02:51] Mana
    Looks like you're bonding well with Arie!
SIGN    Master Pervert Baron's Short  Story Erotic Novel Collection
[02:58] M
    Are you done yet, Itsuki?
[03:00] I
    Sorry, I'm in line, but...
[03:05] M
    I'll wait for you outside.
[03:12] I
    Ouch!
[03:15] I
    I only got to buy these.
[03:24] I
    W-Wait!
[03:32] I
    I lost sight of her.
[03:37] Y
    What should I do?
[03:38] Y
    Why was I chosen to be a maiden, anyway?
[03:52] I
    Was that girl's name Yuzuha?
[03:57] I
    I wonder if she got to buy lunch.
[04:02] I
    Ow!
[04:03] I
    What was that?
[04:06] I
    What do you want, Mana?
[04:08] Mana
    I can tell everything that you're thinking!
[04:11] Mana
    Master Pervert Baron's Short Story
    Erotic Novel Collection Vol. 2!
[04:13] Mana
    Just like in "Seductive Apartment
    Housewife Under the Parasol,"
SIGN    Master Pervert Baron's Short  Story Erotic Novel Collection
[04:17] Mana
    you're hoping for a hot housewife to show up
[04:19] Mana
    with a plastic bag in one hand
    and a parasol in the other!
[04:24] I
    You were under this thing's influence?
[04:26] Mana
    Stories written by my beloved
    Master Pervert Baron
[04:29] Mana
    may have slightly outdated settings for Sola,
     but they should still be pretty useful!
[04:34] Mana
    Which setting would be good with Arie?
[04:37] Mana
    The pure adult type women like her
    tend to be pretty protective...
[04:41] I
    What? Really?
[04:43] Mana
    I see you're starting to
    get interested, you perv!
[04:46] Mana
    But worry not!
[04:47] Mana
    Master Pervert Baron's stories cover
    a wide range of situations!
[04:51] Mana
    Short story #18, "I'll Have Your Fig as
    Thanks for the Present," might be useful!
[04:56] Mana
    The story is... In order
    to obtain her *** fig,
[05:01] Mana
    the protagonist gives her a
    present and she falls for him!
[05:04] Mana
    Hurry, go see her and find out
    what kind of present she wants!
[05:08] Mana
    Go get Arie's *** fig!
[05:10] Mana
    Where did you go?
[05:23] I
    Oh, right...
[05:25] I
    This...
[05:27] I
    Don't worry. I just came
    to bring you some bread.
[05:32] I
    Here. It looked like you didn't get to
    buy one because it was so crowded.
[05:37] Y
    But...
[05:38] I
    I just happened to buy two, so...
[05:41] ---
    Here.
[05:43] Y
    No filling...
[05:45] I
    Sorry... I only got to buy these.
[05:48] Y
    No, thanks.
[05:50] Y
    I'm glad. Now I can erase it.
[05:54] M
    Erase it?
[05:59] Y
    You use it like this.
[06:01] M
    I see.
[06:03] Y
    Bread can be used as food or as an eraser.
[06:06] Y
    It's very convenient.
[06:08] I
    Then I'm glad there was no filling.
[06:11] Y
    Yeah, lunch pack with no filling is my favorite.
[06:15] Y
    Along with onigiri.
[06:18] I
    I'm glad.
[06:20] I
    You're smiling now.
[06:22] I
    You seemed to be afraid of me.
[06:25] Y
    Oh, I'm so sorry.
[06:28] I
    You don't have to apologize.
[06:30] Y
    I also completely forgot to greet you.
[06:34] Y
    Well, um...
[06:37] Y
    Once again, Yuzuha...
[06:40] Y
    I'm Yuzuha!
[06:42] Y
    Nice to meet you, onii-chan!
[06:44] I
    O-Onii-chan?
[06:48] Mana
    She said, "I'll pour some tea,"
[06:50] Mana
    as she shook his tightly-clenched hands.
[06:53] Mana
    She went to the kitchen.
[06:54] Mana
    The water was boiling in the kettle.
[06:56] Mana
    However...
[06:56] Mana
    However, she was the one who was
     all steamy and boiling inside.
[07:01] Mana
    The uncontrollable boiling lust!
[07:03] Mana
    "I can't hold it any longer!"
[07:04] Mana
    "Come! Drink the hot tea I just made!"
[07:07] Mana
    "Swallow it with your mouth!"
[07:14] Y
    How is the tea?
[07:17] I
    It's good.
[07:18] Y
    I'm sorry.
[07:20] Y
    I'm sure you didn't really
    want to drink tea I made.
[07:26] I
    That's not true! It's really good.
[07:29] I
    Thank you, Yuzuha.
[07:30] Y
    I'm sorry.
[07:33] I
    You don't have to apologize.
[07:34] Y
    No, that one was for calling you
    "onii-chan" without permission.
[07:40] Y
    I didn't know what else to call you.
[07:43] I
    Don't worry. I was a bit surprised,
    but you can call me whatever you want.
[07:47] Y
    That's great. Thank you, onii-chan.
[07:52] I
    So, what kind of painting
    are you doing now?
[07:57] I
    You like painting, right?
[07:58] Y
    It's not that I like it. It's my job.
[08:02] I
    It's your job?
[08:02] Y
    Yes. So I go back and forth between
    here and the academy every day.
[08:08] Y
    I don't really want to go outside, but...
[08:12] I
    You don't like being with other people?
[08:14] Y
    Yes.
[08:15] Y
    I kept myself confined even before
    I was chosen to be a maiden.
[08:20] Y
    When I sleep and dream, I'm always in a box.
[08:24] Y
    That's where I feel the safest.
[08:27] I
    D-Don't tell me... Is that
    the box you're talking about?
[08:32] Y
    Do you think it's weird?
[08:35] I
    That's a coffin, right?
[08:37] Y
    Yes.
[08:37] Y
    I gave it a name so it'd be cuter.
SIGN    Katrine
[08:41] Y
    Katrine, the coffin.
[08:43] I
    I-I see...
[08:45] I
    But... don't you usually...
    put corpses inside coffins?
[08:49] Y
    It fits well for me.
[08:52] Y
    I can sleep really peacefully
    inside a coffin.
[08:55] Y
    I dream a lot inside the coffin,
    and travel to many different places.
[09:00] Y
    My job is to paint the things
     I see in my dreams.
[09:04] Y
    I can't sell many of them, though.
[09:06] I
    Is that why you don't go outside often?
[09:09] Y
    Yes. I can see many things
    without going outside.
[09:14] Y
    Well, I saw, to be correct.
[09:18] I
    What's wrong, Yuzuha?
[09:20] Y
    I haven't actually had any dreams lately.
[09:25] Y
    I might be out of ideas.
[09:29] Y
    Maybe it's what they call a slump?
[09:31] Y
    Will I have to give up on my job?
[09:39] I
    Why don't we try going outside?
[09:43] I
    You have to refresh your
    mind every once in a while.
[09:45] Y
    I don't want to go outside.
[09:49] I
    I know! I'll go buy some more lunch packs.
[09:53] I
    No filling, of course.
[09:55] I
    So let's eat them together
    tomorrow, at the park.
[09:59] I
    There won't be many people in the park,
[10:01] I
    and it's close by.
[10:02] I
    Okay?
[10:03] Y
    Onii-chan...
[10:09] I
    Did I buy a bit too much?
[10:12] Mana
    I thought you were going after Arie,
[10:14] Mana
    but you're going after another girl?
[10:16] Mana
    I expect no less from you after learning
    about three***... I mean, the Double Love Ritual!
[10:20] Mana
    You're a total perv!
[10:23] I
    It's nothing like that.
[10:25] I
    Don't get in my way today, all right?
[10:27] Mana
    Oh! I see you're really
    looking forward to this!
[10:30] Mana
    You are the Master Pervert Baron!
[10:32] I
    Enough with that something-master!
[10:35] I
    Just go away, please!
[10:37] Mana
    In that case, I'll enjoy
    this as a peeping role-play!
[10:41] I
    Hurry and go away!
[10:46] I
    Shoo! Shoo!
[10:49] Y
    Onii-chan!
[10:56] Y
    I'm sorry for being late, onii-chan.
[11:01] Y
    Thanks for waiting.
[11:06] Y
    Onii-chan, the lunch pack you
    bought for me is really good!
[11:10] I
    T-That's good.
[11:13] I
    So... why did you bring that here?
[11:16] I
    It looks a bit different
    from yesterday...
[11:18] Y
    I'm impressed that you noticed!
[11:20] Y
    I made cute decorations for today.
[11:24] Y
    What do you think, onii-chan?
[11:26] I
    How should I answer this... Well...
[11:29] I
    It's very girly.
[11:31] Y
    Correct!
[11:32] Y
    You're amazing, onii-chan!
[11:34] Y
    That was the design concept this time!
[11:37] I
    What? I was correct?
[11:38] Y
    Coffins are manly, so I thought it
    would be cute if I made it more girly!
[11:43] I
    I-I see...
[11:45] Y
    I don't like talking, so I'm relieved
    that I don't have to explain.
[11:51] Y
    I wish everyone was like you, onii-chan.
[11:54] I
    We're talking fine right now.
[11:57] Y
    That's because you're onii-chan.
[12:00] Y
    Why can I feel comfortable
    talking with you?
[12:03] Y
    I don't really know why.
[12:06] Mana
    Damn you, Itsuki!
[12:07] Mana
    When did you learn coffin role-play?
[12:09] Mana
    You've become a high level
    player in such a short time!
[12:12] I
    Is there anything inside?
[12:15] I
    It looked really heavy.
[12:18] Y
    I brought painting materials!
[12:20] ---
    Yeah, I see.
[12:21] Y
    Coffins are convenient for trips, too.
[12:24] Y
    You can sleep in them or use them as backpacks!
[12:28] I
    Th-That's very convenient.
[12:30] Y
    But I can't paint now,
    even though I brought this with me.
[12:37] I
    You didn't have a dream last night either?
[12:40] I
    I see.
[12:41] I
    But you know, you can paint even
    if you didn't have a dream.
[12:44] I
    Come on, take a look.
[12:48] I
    Isn't it beautiful?
[12:52] Y
    You're right!
[12:56] Y
    What's wrong, onii-chan?
[12:59] I
    N-Nothing!
[13:00] I
    A-Anyway, let's take a walk over there.
[13:03] Y
    Okay. I'll go anywhere with you.
[13:06] I
    I'll carry it. It's heavy, right?
[13:09] Y
    No, it's fine. I made it light
    so it's easy to carry.
[13:13] Y
    Also, I can give anything back in
    return if you're kind to me.
[13:18] I
    I don't need anything in return.
[13:20] Y
    But...
[13:21] Kid
    Hey, Mom, look at that.
[13:24] Mother
    Don't look!
[13:26] Kid
    But...
[13:27] Mother
    Don't point at it!
[13:29] Mother
    Come on, let's go!
[13:30] Kid
    What is it doing?
[13:33] Y
    Onii-chan, I'm leaving now.
[13:37] I
    Wait, Yuzuha!
[13:38] Y
    I should've stayed home.
[13:41] I
    No, Yuzuha, they weren't talking about that!
[13:45] Y
    No, I wouldn't have been so
    embarrassed if I stayed home.
[13:50] I
    Yuzuha!
[13:53] Mana
    What's the matter?
[13:54] I
    It's your fault! It's all your fault!
[13:57] Y
    I'm sorry, onii-chan!
[14:01] Y
    You were with me,
[14:04] ---
    so they thought you were a weirdo, too!
[14:07] Y
    I'm so sorry!
[14:10] I
    Lord, I have hurt Yuzuha's feelings.
[14:16] I
    What can I do for Yuzuha?
[14:24] A
    I hear that Yuzuha has
    been frail since birth.
[14:29] I
    Is it an illness of sorts?
[14:31] A
    Her condition is called
    sleep sickness in this world.
[14:36] I
    Sleep illness?
[14:38] A
    Yes. She burns away her life
    for the time that she sleeps.
[14:42] A
    Whenever she sleeps, her life gets shorter.
[14:45] A
    That's why those with the illness
    do not live very long.
[14:50] I
    How can that be?
[14:52] I
    Is there a way to cure it?
[14:54] A
    Unfortunately, no one has
    any ideas for a treatment.
[14:59] A
    Fortunately, there is no
    pain in this illness.
[15:03] A
    Death arrives during sleep, and they
    will simply never wake up again.
[15:08] A
    It may be the most peaceful
    death you could ask for.
[15:12] A
    Itsuki,
[15:13] ---
    do you know why Yuzuha always
    keeps the coffin with her?
[15:18] I
    She said it makes her feel safe...
[15:20] A
    She doesn't want to cause anyone
    trouble when her life ends.
[15:25] A
    I believe it represents
    her mental preparation.
[15:31] A
    I'm sure Yuzuha doesn't want to be
    around people for the same reason.
[15:38] I
    How can this happen?
[15:39] I
    Yuzuha hasn't done anything to deserve this.
[15:41] I
    Why...
[15:43] A
    Itsuki, please give her your support.
[15:48] A
    I don't think Yuzuha has
    given up on life yet.
[15:53] A
    I'm sure your presence would give her hope.
[16:01] I
    What are you doing?
[16:02] Mana
    You're back, Itsuki.
[16:04] Mana
    I'm sorry about earlier...
[16:07] I
    It's all right. What are you doing, anyway?
[16:10] Mana
    I'm making a coffin as an apology.
[16:12] Mana
    You can put this beside her coffin,
[16:14] ---
    and it would be a double coffin
    instead of a double bed!
[16:17] Mana
    You can make up with her usingー
[16:18] I
    Good work, Mana!
[16:20] I
    Yuzuha, Yuzuha!
[16:22] I
    You're in there, right?
[16:23] I
    Open the door, please!
[16:27] I
    Yuzuha, if you don't open it, I'll have to break
    down this door. Are you fine with thatー
[16:32] Y
    Don't do that.
[16:34] I
    Yuzuha, let's go outside, now!
[16:36] Y
    I'm sorry, I can't go with youー
[16:39] I
    Take a look at this!
[16:42] I
    It's Kanda-san, the coffin!
[16:44] I
    Your Katrine's friend!
[16:46] I
    Of course, I bought lunch packs, too!
[16:50] I
    Don't worry. If you can't paint
    because you can't dream,
[16:53] I
    then see it with me instead!
[16:55] I
    I'll show you the beautiful outdoors!
[16:58] I
    I want to see it with you.
[17:00] I
    I'll hold you, even if you fall down.
[17:04] I
    I want to spend the same time with you.
[17:06] Y
    Onii-chan...
[17:08] I
    Come on, let's go.
[17:10] Y
    Okay.
[17:23] Y
    It's still bright, so maybe I can't see.
[17:26] Y
    I was wondering where my
    constellation would be.
[17:29] I
    Your constellation is Pisces, right?
[17:31] Y
    Yes.
[17:32] Y
    It is the faintest constellation
     in the zodiac.
[17:36] Y
    That is Yuzuha.
[17:38] Y
    The shape is uneven,
    and it just doesn't stand out.
[17:43] I
    Being bright and standing
    out doesn't make things better.
[17:46] I
    Right?
[17:46] Y
    Being bright and standing
    out isn't me, either.
[17:50] Y
    But why is a constellation without
    a single third magnitude star
[17:54] ---
    considered to be part of the zodiac?
[17:56] I
    Pisces has to be a piece of it, right?
[17:59] Y
    Wow, I wasn't expecting that.
[18:02] Y
    You're full of surpisces!
[18:07] I
    I'm sure it's because someone found it.
[18:11] Y
    Someone found it in the big sky?
[18:15] I
    Yeah.
[18:15] Y
    Right, there's someone who can find
    it even if it doesn't stand out.
[18:21] ---
    Thank you, onii-chan.
[18:24] Y
    Maybe half of onii-chan is
    made of pure kindness...
[18:31] Y
    I'm feeling... sleepy...
[18:41] I
    Don't worry. Sleep.
[18:44] Y
    Is this a dream?
[18:46] Y
    It feels so gentle and warm.
[18:51] ---
    It makes me feel so safe.
[18:58] I
    What? You had a dream?
[19:00] Y
    It was a big surpisce for me!
[19:02] Both
    I'm Pisces, after all!
[19:07] Y
    Hey, onii-chan.
[19:09] Y
    You said you don't need anything in return,
[19:13] ---
    but I want to give you something.
[19:15] I
    Oh, don't worry about it.
[19:17] Y
    No, I think I can fulfill my
    duty as maiden if it's with you.
[19:23] Y
    It's not because it's my job,
    or because I've given up on living.
[19:26] ---
    I really want toー
[19:29] I
    Are you really okay with it?
[19:30] I
    You'll have my child?
[19:32] Y
    Yes.
[19:33] Mana
    Master Pervert Baron,
    your novels were right!
[19:41] Y
    Onii-chan...
[19:42] I
    Don't worry. Follow my lead.
[19:46] ---
    
[19:50] Y
    Please be gentle.
[20:05] Mana
    Mango, fig, cherries, all ripe for picking!
[20:10] I
    What is that song?
[20:11] Mana
    It's the Erotica Fruits Song
    written by Prince Dandy!
[20:15] Mana
    Sing with me and awaken your virility!
[20:18] I
    Whatever happened to something-master?
[20:19] Mana
    I finished reading all of
    Master Pervert Baron's novels.
[20:23] Mana
    The next master is super
    erotica musician Prince Dandy!
[20:28] Mana
    I also prepared this for you.
[20:31] I
    A present? For me?
[20:33] Mana
    Why would I give you a present? It's for Arie!
[20:36] Mana
    Take this and rush to Arie's side!
[20:38] Mana
    Have an erotica fruits parade!
[20:40] Mana
    Mango, fig, cherries, all ripe for picking!
[20:44] I
    Arie?
[20:46] I
    I guess she's not here today.
[20:49] I
    Arie!
[20:53] I
    I never knew there was a room there.
[20:56] A
    Anyway, I hear... that you
    have done it with Yuzuha...
[21:00] ---
    without any issue.
[21:02] I
    Yeah, all thanks to you.
[21:04] A
    I didn't do anything.
[21:06] A
    Could that be for me?
[21:08] I
    Well, this is...
[21:10] I
    Here you go.
[21:11] A
    Wow, great!
[21:13] A
    Thank you very much.
[21:14] I
    Yeah. You gave me some great advice.
[21:17] I
    Oh. I forgot to check what was inside.
[21:20] I
    Is this going to be all right?
[21:22] A
    Wow!
[21:23] A
    So many! Wonderful!
[21:25] A
    I'm impressed, Itsuki-san.
[21:27] A
    You understand my tastes so well.
[21:34] I
    Is this the role-play from the OP?
[21:36] ---
    More!
[21:38] Mana
    Who would've thought Arie
     would enjoy it so much?!
[21:42] M
    Mana, are you sure you wanted
    me to tie you up here?
[21:45] Mana
    Yes, it's fine.
[21:46] Mana
    This is getting interesting!
[21:48] Mana
    Sing with me, Mahiru!
[21:50] Mana
    You too, pervert in front of the TV!
[21:53] Both
    Mango, fig, cherries, all ripe for picking!
SIGN    Please Have My Child!
SIGN    I've Got So Many Kids
[23:37] Mana
    Naginata?

5 - I've Got So Many Kids
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[00:17] Mana
    That was a close one.
[00:18] Mana
    But good job, Itsuki!
[00:20] Mana
    Now offer the Star Ward!
[00:22] I
    We've finally reached the quarter-way mark.
[00:25] Mana
    Ahem.
[00:26] Mana
    Our next foes lie deeper in the labyrinth.
[00:30] I
    Does that mean...
[00:31] Mana
    The deeper you go, the more concentrated
    and evil the Impurities become.
[00:35] I
    That's not good...
[00:40] V
    Visitor-sama!
[00:41] I
    Again?
[00:42] Mana
    What an unsettling roar.
[00:44] I
    You still haven't figured
    out what's causing it?
[00:47] Mana
    Sorry.
[00:48] Mana
    But no matter what they are,
[00:50] Mana
    you have no chance of winning unless you
    increase the number of Star Children!
[00:54] I
    I know that, but we've been
    fighting all this time
[00:57] ---
    and I haven't had the time to see them.
[01:00] Mana
    I'm well aware.
[01:02] Mana
    That's why I have prepared a special event,
[01:04] Mana
    which will close the distance
    between you and the maidens!
[01:08] I
    That's not possible.
[01:09] Mana
    A summer fling!
[01:11] Mana
    If you're on a resort vacation,
    you can do it any time, any place!
[01:14] Mana
    Anything goes, just do it!
[01:17] Mana
    Attention, passengers.
[01:19] Mana
    It's my treat today.
[01:22] Mana
    Enjoy to your heart's content!
[01:26] All
    Yes!
[01:27] F
    Yay!
[01:28] A
    Oh, Mana.
[01:30] I
    I never realized you were
      such a good person.
[01:33] Mana
    Of course not!
     This is all for the Love Rituals!
[01:37] Mana
    I bet you're so happy now!
[01:38] Mana
    Twelve half-naked maidens will
    be cheerfully playing with you!
[01:43] I
    Huh?
[01:44] Mana
    You imbecile!
[01:45] Mana
    You still don't get it?
[01:46] Mana
    It's for a summer fling!
[01:48] Mana
    In Sola, you're obviously going
    to the beach for a summer fling!
[01:51] Mana
    Get a taste of the raunchy sense of
    freedom under the sun with the maidens!
[03:27] M
    Mana even prepared swimsuits for all of us!
[03:32] I
    Really? That's great.
[03:34] S
    Hey, cute babes!
[03:37] S
    Oh, it's you, Lillith!
[03:39] S
    What a coincidence.
[03:40] S
    I'm heading to the beach,
    too, for a photo shoot.
[03:44] V
    Are that guy's clothes torn up?
[03:46] C
    He's creepy.
[03:48] CC
    He looks weak.
[03:49] G
    I can beat him in one blow!
[03:52] I
    Who's that?
[03:52] Mana
    You don't know?
[03:54] Mana
    He's Seiya, the idol of the academy.
[03:55] Mana
    A stud who's popular with girls!
[03:57] M
    He's so persistent!
[04:00] M
    Seiya approaches us maidens
    one after another.
[04:04] M
    I wonder if he's a stalker
    obsessed with maidens.
[04:07] F
    Yeah, he used to drink at the bar
     where I work every single night.
[04:11] M
    He was following me around before that,
[04:13] M
    and his target now is Lillith.
[04:15] I
    Really?
[04:17] L
    He's not a bad person, though...
[04:19] I
    Why do you say that?
[04:21] L
    It's like this.
[04:23] L
    He's a playboy by birth.
[04:25] L
    His personality makes him want to pursue
    maidens who would never fall for him.
[04:30] L
    We can only wait until he gives up.
[04:34] M
    But how did he find out
    we're going to the beach?
[04:37] I
    What's the matter?
[04:38] M
    N-Nothing.
[04:43] M
    Sorry, everyone!
[04:56] C
    There you go!
[05:13] Mana
    Itsuki, how do you like the
    swimsuits I prepared?
[05:18] Mana
    They're so revealing that you
    can't resist them, can you?
[05:21] Mana
    I can tell how excited you are
    by looking at your pocky stick!
[05:24] I
    Why, you... Mine is super thick!
[05:32] I
    We came all the way to the beach.
    Aren't you going to swim?
[05:34] L
    My fortune today said to avoid water...
[05:38] I
    Can I sit beside you?
[05:40] L
    You can't!
[05:41] L
    Please go see everyone else.
[05:42] Alfie
    Raise your head!
[05:44] Alfie
    Swing your arms!
[05:46] Alfie
    Run faster!
[05:48] I
    His photo shoot was selfies?
[05:51] L
    He's a genuine narcissist.
[05:54] I
    You don't have to defend his behavior.
[05:56] L
    No, it's all from my fortune-telling
[06:00] (Flashback) L
    Um... What would you like to know?
[06:03] (Flashback) S
    My fated partner, who's waiting for me.
[06:06] (Flashback) L
    Huh? Uh...
[06:08] (Flashback) S
    I already know that the
    maidens have to be virgins.
[06:12] (Flashback) S
    But that just means they
    have to remain pure, right?
[06:15] (Flashback) S
    Even if they have important duties,
    they should be free to fall in love.
[06:20] L
    He's the biggest narcissist
    and playboy in this world,
[06:23] L
    so no one can stop him.
[06:26] I
    What? How can that be?
[06:29] L
    Are you saying that my
    fortune-telling is a sham?!
[06:34] I
    No, that's not what I meant...
[06:37] L
    You're so mean!
[06:39] I
    No way! I'm sorry!
[06:42] L
    Hey, you bastard!
[06:45] L
    What the hell did you do to Lillith?
[06:47] I
    Who are you?
[06:48] L
    I'm Lillie!
[06:49] L
    My chest hurts, and I'm tearing up!
[06:53] L
    What the heck did you do?!
[06:54] I
    I was just saying maybe she shouldn't
    believe too much in fortune-telling...
[06:58] L
    That's unforgivable!
[06:59] L
    Are you mocking her?
[07:00] I
    Come on, it's just fortune-telling.
[07:02] L
    Just fortune-telling?
[07:03] L
    Are you crazy?
[07:05] L
    Lillith's fortune-telling is absolute!
[07:07] L
    It's never been wrong before!
[07:10] I
    That's not possible.
[07:12] L
    Then tell me when, where, and at what
    exact time did she get it wrong?
[07:17] L
    Huh? Cat got your tongue?
[07:20] I
    Listen...
[07:21] I
    Sorry, but I don't believe
    in fortune-telling and stuff.
[07:26] L
    You fool!
[07:27] L
    Say that after you see it for yourself!
[07:31] L
    You nitwit!
[07:32] L
    Lillith, tell this stupid Visitor's fortune,
     and show him who's the boss!
[07:38] L
    Ready?
[07:40] L
    Th-That hurts.
[07:42] I
    Are you all right?
[07:43] L
    Was Lillie-chan angry?
[07:46] I
    Yeah, she told me to decide whether
    or not to believe in fortune-telling
[07:49] I
    after you tell my fortune.
[07:52] L
    I would like to ask you to try as well.
[07:55] L
    Then you should understand...
[07:58] I
    All right.
[08:00] I
    If that satisfies the two of you.
[08:03] L
    Okay, please allow me.
[08:13] L
    Huh?
[08:14] I
    Lillith? What's wrong?
[08:16] L
    I-I'm sorry!
[08:18] I
    What did you see?
[08:20] L
    Well, uh... um...
[08:26] L
    Actually, my fortune-telling
    is a sham. That's fine.
[08:33] L
    I'm sorry.
[08:34] L
    I can't possibly...
[08:41] S
    Hey, what are those two arguing about?
[08:45] Mana
    Who knows? I have no idea.
[08:48] S
    I'll reward you well for this.
[08:51] Mana
    Grin!
[08:52] L
    Did you put Lillith in a tight spot again?
[08:54] I
    That wasn't my intention...
[08:56] I
    I just had her read my
    fortune, as you instructed.
[08:58] L
    So what was it?
[09:00] L
    The result of her fortune-telling!
[09:03] L
    Don't tell me you believed her?!
[09:07] I
    But...
[09:08] Mana
    Whisper, whisper.
[09:09] S
    A lover's quarrel?
[09:10] S
    That's cute.
[09:12] Mana
    So you'll give me what you promised?
[09:13] S
    Yes. Well done.
[09:15] Mana
    Yay!
[09:20] I
    What is it?
[09:21] L
    Shut up! Keep quiet!
[09:24] L
    So that's what happened.
[09:25] L
    Hey, Visitor. Are you ready?
[09:29] I
    Ready for what?
[09:30] L
    You're so dumb!
[09:32] L
    I'll tell you what Lillith couldn't tell you.
[09:35] L
    You'll die at this rate!
[09:38] I
    Where did that come from?
[09:40] L
    She saw the seal of death on you.
[09:41] L
    It'll happen in the near future, too.
[09:44] I
    I see.
[09:44] L
    Hey, are you okay with that?
[09:47] L
    You still don't believe it?
[09:49] I
    There's nothing I can do if
    that's my fortune, right?
[09:52] I
    I mean, how am I supposed
    to react to that, anyway?
[09:55] L
    Then hurry and drop dead, you moron!
[09:58] L
    We gave you a proper warning, got it?
[10:01] I
    That's cruel...
[10:03] L
    That's my line!
[10:05] L
    Damn! I'm so frustrated!
[10:10] L
    That hurts...
[10:11] I
    How am I supposed to believe that?
[10:14] L
    Um... did she...
[10:16] I
    Yes, Lillie told me everything.
[10:18] I
    I'm sorry, but I still can't believe it.
[10:21] L
    But it's the truth...
[10:24] I
    Then when, where, and how am I going to die?
[10:27] I
    Your fortune-telling is absolute, right?
[10:29] I
    Then tell me.
[10:30] L
    Please don't say it like that.
[10:33] L
    A maiden's duty is to assist the Visitor.
[10:35] L
    Fortune-telling can predict the future,
[10:38] ---
    but it can also be used to avoid danger.
[10:41] L
    But you'll have to believe
    my fortune-telling first.
[10:48] L
    Please look over there!
[10:51] L
    I told you that it wasn't
    possible to stop him earlier,
[10:55] L
    but I can change his behavior using
    the results of my fortune-telling
[10:58] I
    You mean...
[10:59] L
    I can't let something happen
    to the maidens, so...
[11:03] L
    I sent his mortal weakness
    over there, just in case.
[11:06] Mana
    Madam Tokugawa-sensei's technique
[11:09] ---
    that will make anyone climax
    with just the tip of a finger!
[11:12] Mana
    This is Mana's Touch!
[11:18] Mana
    Finishing blow: Mana's Touch!
[11:25] Mana
    The fun has just begun!
[11:30] S
    If you touch there...
[11:32] S
    But it feels so good...
[11:33] S
    Don't stop!
[11:37] Mana
    I made a helpless thing climax again.
[11:40] L
    I'm sure Seiya-san won't be
    bothering anyone for quite some time.
[11:45] I
    You really managed to change fate...
[11:48] L
    Itsuki-san, do you still not
    believe my fortune-telling?
[11:52] I
    I'm sorry about before.
    I'll believe you and Lillie.
[11:56] I
    No, I'm starting to want to believe you.
[11:58] L
    Then...
[11:59] I
    Yes, please.
[12:06] I
    Are you all right?
[12:07] L
    Uh... um...
[12:10] L
    I'll leave the rest to Lillie-chan!
[12:15] I
    Wait a second...
[12:17] I
    This is all too sudden!
[12:19] I
    What happened?
[12:20] L
    Apparently, your life will be spared
    if we make a Star Child now.
[12:25] I
    Is that right?
[12:26] I
    But are you sure about this?
[12:28] L
    Lillith's fortune-telling is absolute.
[12:30] L
    And... you believe in us, right?
[12:35] I
    Yes. Then you'll have my child?
[12:41] Lillie
    I've got no choice.
[12:41] Lillith
    I'll do my best.
[12:51] G
    I can't hold on any longer! I give up!
[12:54] Alfie
    If any one of you falls, you all get punished!
[12:57] C
    This is too cruel!
[12:59] P
    She's a demon.
[13:00] Alfie
    You over there! Focus harder
    if you have the energy to chat!
[13:05] I
    Are you all training hard?
[13:09] All
    Visitor-sama!
[13:10] Alfie
    Itsuki! Oh, you!
[13:14] Alfie
    You could've told me you were coming!
[13:16] Both
    Stare...
[13:20] Alfie
    Um...
[13:22] Alfie
    If you'd like...
[13:23] Alfie
    I knew you might come,
[13:25] ---
    so I ordered some from
    "The Cafe with Great Red Tea!"
[13:28] I
    Okay, then...
[13:31] I
    It's great!
[13:33] Mana
    If you've never experienced this
    great taste and aroma before,
SIGN    Hello, Good-Bye
SIGN    "Check the official website for details!"
[13:35] Mana
    check our website!
[13:37] Alfie
    I'm glad you liked it!
[13:39] Alfie
    Huh?
[13:43] I
    Damn, he's after Arie next?
[13:46] I
    Hey, Seiya! Enough is enough!
[13:48] A
    He's so hot!
[13:50] S
    Darn, he found me.
[13:54] I
    Are you all right, Arie?
[13:56] A
    I-I'm not Arie!
[13:59] A
    You've mistaken me for someone else!
[14:00] I
    What?
[14:02] I
    Wait, Seiya!
[14:07] A
    How did he know it was me?
[14:10] A
    I put on a disguise!
[14:12] Man
    Welcome.
[14:13] A
    Is the item I ordered finished?
[14:15] Man
    Yes. Sorry to keep you waiting.
[14:17] Man
    It sure was a lot of work!
[14:20] A
    The beauty of the steel!
[14:22] A
    Its dark reflection reminds me of a jewel!
[14:25] Man
    There's only one blacksmith remaining in
    Granvania who can polish steel like that.
[14:30] Man
    But why did you want such
    an old-fashioned weapon?
[14:33] A
    We maidens cannot fight,
[14:37] A
    so I at least want to be close
    to Itsuki-san in spirit,
[14:40] ---
    with this naginata by my side.
[14:44] Man
    If only I could find a wife
    who was like you, Arie!
[14:47] A
    Oh, you don't really mean that.
[14:49] A
    Oh, no! The kids will
    return to the church soon.
[15:08] A
    Welcome, my cute Naginata-chan.
[15:18] A
    Lord, thank you for protecting
    Itsuki-san again today.
[15:25] A
    Who is it?
[15:27] S
    Can I hide here?
[15:32] A
    The Lord says to love your enemies
[15:35] ---
    and pray for those who persecute you.
[15:39] S
    That's a relief.
[15:42] A
    Is something troubling you?
[15:45] A
    I can hear you out, if you don't mind.
[15:49] A
    I see.
[15:51] A
    Love is patient, love is kind.
[15:55] A
    I hope the love within you
    comes to fruition one day.
[15:58] S
    Thank you!
[16:00] S
    It was so painful not being
    able to tell anyone!
[16:03] A
    It's all right.
[16:05] A
    But now that you've shared a secret with me,
[16:09] A
    I'll also have to share my secret with you.
[16:18] A
    Yes, please swing harder!
[16:22] S
    Like this?
[16:24] A
    No, harder!
[16:27] S
    Okay, then how about this?
[16:30] A
    Are you kidding?
[16:32] A
    Stop playing around
     and use a proper stance!
[16:34] S
    U-Um... Actually, this is really heavy.
[16:39] A
    You're so mean!
[16:40] A
    You're making Naginata-chan cry!
[16:46] A
    No! Help me!
[16:49] I
    Arie! Are you okay?
[16:51] I
    Seiya, you...
[16:53] I
    You scum!
[16:54] S
    No, no! It's not like that, Itsuki!
[16:57] I
    Shut up! Not another word!
[16:58] S
    There's a deep explanation to this!
    Deeper than the sea...
[17:00] I
    Shut up! No excuses!
[17:02] S
    Sea! I was showing her what to do
    when someone is drowning in the sea!
[17:02] A
    I'm so relieved.
[17:04] A
    Itsuki-san, wait!
[17:06] S
    S-See?
[17:07] A
    We're just playing around...
[17:10] I
    Arie, don't worry. I'll never let
    another soul know about this.
[17:15] I
    Even if you've lost your
    status as a maiden...
[17:19] Mana
    Don't worry, Itsuki!
[17:21] Mana
    She's still giving off the
    aroma of a fresh virgin!
[17:25] Mana
    In fact, she's still an innocent maiden
    who hasn't even kissed anyone before!
[17:30] I
    What exactly is going on, Arie?
[17:36] I
    What on earth is this?
[17:37] A
    It is creepy, isn't it?
[17:41] A
    It's fine. I knew you would react this way.
[17:44] I
    Awesome!
[17:45] I
    I'm surprised you were
    able to collect so many!
[17:50] A
    Uh, you have to point it down in a stance.
[17:54] A
    Hurry!
[17:56] I
    Like this?
[17:57] A
    Yes! Wonderful!
[17:59] A
    That pose makes the long spear
    glitter more than anything else!
[18:04] A
    Look! The aura at the spike
    is the proof that it's happy!
[18:07] A
    You really are the chosen Visitor!
[18:09] I
    R-Really?
[18:11] A
    Seiya-san!
[18:11] A
    Don't just stand there! Take a photo!
    We may never get a chance again!
[18:14] S
    Yeah, leave it to me!
[18:16] I
    What's your problem?
[18:18] A
    Itsuki-san, try this next.
[18:20] A
    It's my personal opinion,
[18:23] A
    but I think a bow is most erotic when
     the bowstring is stretched to its limit!
[18:27] A
    The tension it releases is out of this world!
[18:29] I
    Right...
[18:31] A
    So...
[18:36] S
    That's it!
[18:37] A
    You really are something else!
[18:40] A
    I'm not strong enough to pull that hard!
[18:43] A
    Did you hear that?
[18:45] A
    She's smiling in elation!
[18:49] I
    Uh, Arie... are we done?
[18:51] A
    Wait! Just a little more!
[18:53] I
    Seriously?
[18:54] S
    Good, Itsuki! Give me more!
[18:56] A
    Weapons really shine to their fullest
    when they're in the hands of
[19:01] A
    a truly great Visitor!
[19:03] A
    Don't worry, I know how you all feel.
[19:07] A
    You all want to be embraced
    by Itsuki, don't you?
[19:12] A
    But I'm sorry, can I be next?
[19:16] Mana
    Oh, Arie! You perv!
[19:18] A
    Oh, no! What am I thinking?
[19:22] I
    Um... Was that thing earlier...
[19:24] A
    Yes. I asked Seiya-san,
[19:27] A
    but he couldn't handle her at all.
[19:30] A
    Uh, what's that?
[19:32] A
    It's obviously the ceremonial
    weapon for weddings, a naginata.
[19:35] A
    When the time comes, I want
    her by my side for our...
[19:38] I
    Hey, I think you've got it all wrong.
[19:42] Mana
    Unfortunately, the real
    naginatas are like this.
[19:45] A
    No way!
[19:46] Mana
    There's also the Firearms
     and Swords Control Act...
[19:49] Mana
    You'd be arrested on sight for carrying
    something so dangerous in Sola!
[19:53] A
    What?
[19:54] A
    N-No way...
[19:56] A
    Then... I've done everything in vain?
[20:00] I
    But I'm a bit relieved.
[20:03] I
    Actually, I thought it was hard to
    approach you, since you were so serious.
[20:08] A
    Really?
[20:09] I
    But I wasn't expecting a hobby like this
     or a frivolous side of you.
[20:14] I
    I'm relieved.
[20:15] A
    Does that mean you...
[20:17] I
    Yes, I'm starting to like you a lot,
     including the fact
[20:20] ---
    that you're a weapon enthusiast.
[20:21] A
    Itsuki-san!
[20:23] I
    Don't cry.
[20:25] A
    But I'm so happy!
[20:27] I
    Then, can we...
[20:30] I
    Arie, will you have my child?
[20:33] A
    Of course!
[20:37] A
    It really makes you nervous
    when it's the real thing...
[20:42] I
    I'll wait for you inside.
[20:44] I
    Come in when you're mentally prepared.
[20:46] A
    Okay.
[20:48] A
    Perhaps Itsuki-san knew about
    my secret the whole time.
[20:57] I
    What?!
SIGN    I've Got So Many Kids
[22:43] A
    Thank you for waiting, Seiya-san.
[22:45] S
    Hi.
[22:46] S
    Did the Love Ritual go well after that?
[22:49] A
    Yes.
[22:51] S
    I'm so jealous.
[22:53] S
    But I got great photos thanks
    to you, so we're even.
[22:57] S
    Here you go.
[23:00] A
    That's so wonderful!
[23:01] A
    What about those?
[23:03] S
    They're from the trip. Wanna see?
[23:04] A
    Of course!
[23:06] S
    Aren't they great?
[23:07] A
    Yes.
[23:08] A
    Amazing poses!
[23:10] S
    Maybe I'll make an exception
    and let you see the best photo!
[23:16] Both
    So cute!
[23:26] Mana
    Seiya is actually after Itsuki?!
SIGN    Will You Have My Child BlehBleh!
[23:37] Mana
    Hoodlum.

6 - Will You Have My Child BlehBleh!
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SIGN    Conception Masterpiece Theater
[00:15] Mana
    That is Collette, the Maiden of Aquarius.
[00:18] Mana
    A virtuous girl everyone
    in town knows about.
[00:22] Mana
    She runs the bakery for her
    grandfather who became sick.
[00:26] Mana
    Admirable and innocent.
[00:27] Mana
    She knows nothing of corruption in the world.
[00:30] Mana
    "Babies are delivered to the
    cabbage field by storks!"
[00:35] Mana
    She's like everyone's little sister!
[00:39] Mana
    And you're gonna corrupt
    that girl to your liking!
[00:44] Mana
    Like stepping into undisturbed snow.
[00:47] Mana
    Like painting on a brand new canvas.
[00:49] Mana
    Twisted urges going haywire,
     full of desire, crotches on fire!
[00:52] Mana
    Check it out! Like that?
[00:56] I
    This is painful.
[00:58] I
    It may be in order to cleanse
    the Impurities in this world,
[01:02] I
    but this girl, full of innocence...
[01:04] I
    Must I do something like
    this... and that... to her?
[01:10] I
    Must I really be the one to defile her?
[01:14] Mana
    Hey, you've already done
    that to all the girls!
[01:17] Mana
    Actually, the Visitor who hunts down
    Impurities shouldn't be talking about defiling!
[01:22] I
    What should I do?
[01:25] Mana
    What are you concerned about,
    after all you've been through?!
[01:27] Mana
    Get your ass over there!
[03:01] C
    Heave-ho, heave-ho.
[03:07] I
    Collette.
[03:09] I
    I'll leave the flour here.
[03:11] C
    Oh, okay.
[03:13] I
    What should I do next?
[03:15] C
    Um... Is it really all right,
[03:18] C
    to have you helping out the bakery?
[03:20] C
    You must be busy being a Visitor.
[03:23] I
    Don't worry about it.
[03:25] I
    I'm helping out because I want to.
[03:27] C
    But...
[03:28] ---
    Um...
[03:30] C
    You're helping me out...
[03:32] C
    because you want to make a
    Star Child with me, right?
[03:36] C
    Having you help me out for that reason...
[03:39] C
    Um... You're putting me in a difficult spot.
[03:42] C
    My hands are full running this bakery.
[03:46] I
    It's not like that!
[03:47] I
    I, uh...
[03:48] I
    Yeah, I want to help you, Collette!
[03:51] C
    You want to help me out?
[03:53] I
    You started working early in the
    morning, but still kept your smile.
[03:56] I
    People who bought your bread
    were smiling the same way.
[04:00] I
    I thought that was amazing.
[04:02] I
    That's why I want to help you.
[04:05] C
    Onii-san...
[04:06] C
    But you're making a Star Child with me, right?
[04:10] I
    No, I have no intention...
[04:13] I
    Well, I do, but...
[04:15] I
    It's far in the future.
[04:17] I
    That's after we understand each other...
[04:22] C
    You're an honest one, aren't you?
[04:25] C
    I'm relieved.
[04:26] C
    I'm looking forward to helping out!
[04:29] I
    I'm looking forward to it, too.
[04:33] I
    Baking is actually a lot of physical work.
[04:36] I
    It must have been tough
    doing it all on your own.
[04:37] C
    No, not at all!
[04:39] C
    It was my dream to bake bread!
[04:42] I
    Your dream?
[04:43] C
    Yes!
[04:44] C
    People will be happy to eat the bread I make.
[04:49] C
    That's the dream I've had since I was a child.
[04:55] Mana
    When I see the bright smile on Collette,
[04:57] Mana
    it makes me want to defile her!
[05:00] Mana
    I want to knead her up like
     dough in my hands.
[05:05] I
    Don't voice me without my permission!
[05:17] C
    They're baked well!
[05:20] I
    They look tasty!
[05:22] C
    Would you like to try one?
[05:24] C
    Here, open your mouth!
[05:27] C
    Come on, open your mouth!
[05:29] I
    Uh, but...
[05:31] C
    Hurry and eat it. You're embarrassing me.
[05:37] ---
    Okay.
[05:39] ---
    Ah!
[05:43] C
    How does it taste?
[05:45] I
    It's great!
[05:47] C
    That's good!
[05:51] Mana
    But bread can't satisfy me.
[05:54] Mana
    You're the one I want to feast on, Collette.
[05:57] I
    I told you not to do that!
[06:03] I
    I can't let my guard down even for a second.
[06:06] I
    Let's put out the freshly-baked bread.
[06:09] I
    Your customers are waiting.
[06:12] C
    Okay...
[06:18] I
    Not many customers today.
[06:21] I
    Maybe there's a huge bread
    sale going on somewhere.
[06:25] C
    No.
[06:26] C
    It's been like this ever
    since Grandpa fell ill.
[06:29] I
    Grandpa?
[06:30] ---
    Yes.
[06:32] C
    He was a genius baker, and there were
    always long lines at the bakery.
[06:36] C
    But ever since I took over...
[06:39] C
    Maybe I don't have what it takes.
[06:42] I
    Collette...
[06:43] Mana
    Her smile was bright as an
    angel just a moment ago,
[06:46] Mana
    but now she's shivering like
    a puppy soaked in the rain!
[06:52] Mana
    Yeah, let's put a bigger frown on her face!
[06:55] I
    Mana, really, cut it out!
[06:59] Mana
    I'll be back.
[07:03] I
    Please, don't get in my way.
[07:08] I
    Collette...
[07:12] M
    Itsuki,
[07:13] A
    we came over.
[07:14] I
    Mahiru! Arie!
[07:16] I
    What's wrong?
[07:17] M
    What's wrong? Why can't we come to a bakery?
[07:20] A
    We heard that Itsuki-san was working here,
[07:22] ---
    so we were wondering if we
    could do anything to help.
[07:25] I
    Oh, thank you!
[07:29] Both
    Thank you for coming!
[07:32] I
    All right! We're gonna
    sell lots of bread today!
[07:35] C
    Y-Yes.
[07:39] I
    No customers...
[07:42] I
    Collette, is there any reason for this?
[07:45] Alfie
    Everyone!
[07:46] Alfie
    This is the bakery where Visitor-sama works!
[07:50] SC1
    Ah! Bakery!
[07:51] SC2
    Looks tasty!
[07:52] SC3
    There's crab-shaped bread!
[07:54] SC4
    Is there a scorpion bread?
[07:56] I
    Alfie! Why are you here?
[07:57] Alfie
    We're always training and
    doing labyrinth explorations,
[08:00] Alfie
    so I thought letting them see
    Visitor-sama's everyday life
[08:03] ---
    would be a good exercise for them.
[08:06] Alfie
    It's to cultivate an aesthetic sensibility.
[08:08] SC5
    Can I have some bread?
[08:10] SC6
    I'm hungry.
[08:12] SC7
    Visitor-sama!
[08:15] I
    Yeah, you can eat as much as you want.
[08:17] All
    Yay!
[08:24] Alfie
    Here you go.
[08:27] I
    Huh? But...
[08:29] Alfie
    You owe me one, 'kay?
[08:33] I
    You're a lifesaver, Alfie.
[08:35] C
    It's been so long since
    we've had so many customers!
[08:39] C
    I have to bake more bread!
[08:42] I
    About that, Collette...
[08:44] I
    Why aren't there any customers?
[08:49] I
    Is there a reason for it?
[08:51] Red
    Hey, hey, hey!
[08:52] Red
    How long are you gonna
    be doing business here?
[08:55] Blue
    I think it's a waste of time
    baking bread like this.
[08:58] Blue
    They're not going to sell anyway.
[09:00] I
    Who are you people?
[09:01] Red
    "Huh? Who are you?" You say?
[09:05] Blue
    I will tell you if you don't know.
[09:07] Blue
    We are the number one bakery in this country.
[09:10] Blue
    Makers of Lunch Packs.
[09:12] C
    Lunch Packs...
[09:13] I
    The ones we see all the time?
[09:15] Red
    Yeah! The ones you see all the time!
[09:19] Blue
    Our company was looking for
    prospective land for a new shop,
[09:22] Blue
    and this site happens to satisfy
    all our desired conditions.
[09:27] Red
    So hurry and hand over this shop!
[09:32] Blue
    Collette-san, there's no point baking
    bread you can't sell, is there?
[09:36] Blue
    How about you start another business
    using the money from selling the bakery?
[09:40] Red
    Well?
[09:40] Blue
    Well?
[09:41] Both
    Well?
[09:42] Both
    Well?
[09:43] Both
    Well?
[09:45] SC1
    You guys are noisy!
[09:47] SC2
    We're eating bread, so be quiet!
[09:50] Red
    Who are these kids?
[09:52] SC3
    We're not kids! I'm Cancer!
[09:54] SC4
    I'm Virgo!
[09:55] Blue
    Kids, adults are working now,
    so can you be quiet?
[10:00] SC5
    You old dudes need to be quiet!
[10:02] Blue
    Old dudes?!
[10:03] SC6
    Is it your job to scare that lady?
[10:07] SC7
    Getting paid to harass people? Losers.
[10:11] SC8
    I wonder what you old dudes' moms
    and dads would think of that.
[10:14] SC9
    I'm sure they would think
    they didn't raise you right!
[10:17] SC10
    Good thing we were Visitor-sama's children.
[10:20] SC11
    Good thing Alfie-san raised us!
[10:23] All
    We're glad that we don't have
    to turn into adults like them!
[10:29] Red
    Dammit!
[10:30] Blue
    This isn't over!
[10:30] Red
    Don't bully us!
[10:32] Red
    What would your mom think?
[10:34] All
    Bye-bye!
[10:36] I
    They've grown strong.
[10:37] Alfie
    It's amazing that they're
    not doing it out of malice.
[10:40] I
    Collette... No customers were
    showing up because of them?
[10:44] C
    Yes.
[10:45] C
    You can enjoy many flavors of
    Lunch Pack for a reasonable price,
[10:50] C
    so they're very popular.
[10:52] C
    Because of that, other bakeries
    are going out of business.
[10:56] C
    We still had customers when
    my grandpa was healthy, but...
[11:01] C
    Maybe we have to close down, too.
[11:05] I
    Collette...
[11:06] Mana
    Useful information!
[11:08] I
    What?
[11:09] Mana
    Lunch Pack is a business owned by the
    family of Femiruna, the Maiden of Leo.
[11:14] Mana
    If you, a Visitor, make the request,
    Femiruna may be able to help.
[11:18] Mana
    I can lead you to her, if you want!
[11:20] I
    Please do, Mana.
[11:22] I
    I'm going over there.
[11:23] F
    I understand.
[11:26] F
    However, there's nothing I can do to help.
[11:30] F
    Why not?! Collette, another maiden,
    is in trouble!
[11:33] F
    I feel sorry for Collette,
[11:36] F
    but I can't let my personal feelings
    get in the way of our operations.
[11:40] I
    Can you help me out personally, then?
[11:42] I
    I'm begging you!
[11:43] F
    Please, don't do that!
[11:46] F
    In any case, I cannot help
    you with this matter.
[11:50] F
    Please excuse me.
[11:51] I
    Wait!
[11:52] ---
    Please let go of me!
[11:53] I
    Please just listen to what I have to say!
[11:56] F
    I told you to let go!
[12:08] I
    Femiruna?
[12:10] I
    Hey, Femiruna!
[12:19] F
    Where...
[12:22] F
    am I?
[12:24] F
    What happened to me?
[12:30] F
    No!
[12:34] F
    Don't get close to me! Stay away!
[12:37] F
    No!
[12:41] F
    Who are you?
[12:43] F
    What do you want to do to me?
SIGN    Good, looks like you're awake.
[12:47] F
    Wh-What are you saying?
SIGN    You shouldn't move yet.
SIGN    Eat these, and get some rest.
[13:04] Mana
    How was it?
[13:05] I
    She still seemed to be confused.
[13:08] I
    We couldn't have a conversation, at all.
[13:10] I
    From the looks of it, she'd be even
    more confused if she saw my face.
[13:14] I
    Good thing I used this to hide
    my face, just as you said.
[13:17] Mana
    It may have been an accident,
    but she hit her head really hard.
[13:21] I
    Yeah.
[13:22] I
    But was this really a good idea?
[13:25] Mana
    Of course!
[13:26] Mana
    You may be the Visitor, but if
    you physically hurt a maiden,
[13:30] Mana
    it would definitely be a felony!
[13:31] Mana
    You might even be sentenced to death!
[13:33] Mana
    There were no other options except
     escaping with Femiruna!
[13:37] Mana
    As a result, Femiruna is safe!
[13:40] Mana
    It's all for the best!
[13:41] I
    But what I have done cannot be forgiven.
[13:45] Mana
    If you feel guilty, then take
    good care of Femiruna.
[13:49] Mana
    I'm sure she'll open up to you
    once she feels your sincerity.
[13:53] I
    All right.
[13:54] I
    You have my thanks.
[13:56] I
    I've misunderstood you all this time.
[13:58] I
    I thought you were a
    dirty raccoon that wanted
[14:01] ---
    to create Star Children
    using any disgusting means.
[14:05] I
    I'm so sorry.
[14:06] Mana
    Don't worry about it!
[14:07] Mana
    But make sure to thank Collette, too!
[14:10] Mana
    She let us borrow the stockroom for Femiruna!
[14:14] I
    Yeah, I'll go tell her.
[14:18] Mana
    You said I'm a dirty raccoon that wanted
[14:20] ---
    to create Star Children
    using any disgusting means?
[14:23] Mana
    You're exactly right!
[14:25] Mana
    I was wondering how we would conquer
    Femiruna, whose guard is always up,
[14:29] Mana
    but how convenient!
[14:31] Mana
    A one-in-a-million chance!
[14:34] Mana
    How will this turn out?
[14:36] F
    I have to get out of this place first.
[14:53] F
    No way....
[14:57] F
    Where... is this place?!
[15:04] C
    Onii-san, I've baked Femiruna-san's bread!
[15:08] I
    Thanks.
[15:09] I
    I'll take it to her.
[15:10] C
    I hope she gets better soon.
[15:13] I
    Don't worry, she'll get better
    once she eats your bread.
[15:20] F
    Wh-What are you trying to
    achieve by doing this to me?
SIGN    The bread is still here?
SIGN    You didn't even take a bite?
[15:33] F
    Are you after my body?!
[15:37] [SONG] I
    I'm worried about your body,
    but it won't get better without food.
[15:40] F
    No! Stay away!
[15:42] F
    Don't taint me!
SIGN    Calm down.
SIGN    Fine.
SIGN    This is Collette's freshly-baked bread.
SIGN    No leftovers this time.
[15:56] F
    Looks like he wants me to eat this bread.
[16:00] F
    What did he put in it?
[16:03] F
    I must not eat them, no matter what.
[16:06] F
    I have to keep my dignity!
[16:12] F
    I-I'm not eating it, no matter what.
[16:15] F
    I'm not eating it, no matter what.
[16:16] C
    You won't get better if you don't eat.
[16:18] F
    I'm not eating it, no matter what.
[16:21] Mana
    Let's see how long you can keep up
     your dignified lady act!
SIGN    Get a hold of yourself!
SIGN    Why aren't you eating?
SIGN    Please, just have a bite!
[17:00] F
    Your threats won't work on me!
SIGN    Femiruna!
[17:03] I
    Enough already!
[17:06] F
    You're the Visitor...
[17:08] I
    Why aren't you eating?
[17:09] I
    You'll die at this rate!
[17:11] F
    Why not...
[17:12] I
    It's true that I hurt you.
[17:15] I
    This is something that can't be undone.
[17:17] I
    But...
[17:19] I
    My intention to help you is real.
[17:21] I
    Please believe in me!
[17:24] I
    You don't have to forgive me,
[17:26] I
    but you have to take
    better care of yourself!
[17:30] I
    Please!
[17:34] F
    This man...
[17:36] F
    He's so concerned about me.
[17:40] F
    Now that I think of it,
[17:41] F
    those who came close to me
[17:44] ---
    were all after my father's wealth and power.
[17:51] F
    Such passionate eyes!
[17:56] F
    I've never met anyone like him before.
[18:01] F
    He's looking only at me!
[18:10] F
    I can't move too well.
[18:13] F
    Can you feed me the bread
     you're so proud of?
[18:17] I
    Yes, of course.
[18:19] I
    Here, open your mouth.
[18:22] I
    You can open wider.
[18:26] I
    Here, I'm putting it in.
[18:34] I
    Did you choke?
[18:36] I
    Take it slow.
[18:38] F
    I'm not a child!
[18:40] I
    Looks like you're all better now.
[18:43] F
    Hurry and give me more.
[18:45] I
    Fine, fine.
[18:50] F
    It's delicious.
[18:51] ---
    Yeah.
[18:53] I
    That's why I wanted you to try it.
[18:55] F
    Y-You're such a schemer.
[18:59] F
    N-Nothing.
[19:03] I
    More bread...
[19:05] F
    I'm already full.
[19:07] I
    But you've only had two bites.
[19:08] F
    I'm already full!
[19:11] I
    Fine.
[19:13] I
    See you tomorrow.
[19:18] F
    Well...
[19:19] F
    Have a good night.
[19:22] I
    Good night.
[19:26] F
    Itsuki... sama...
[19:28] Mana
    The blond lady was an easy target, after all.
[19:31] Mana
    When a person is placed in a situation
    different from their norm,
[19:33] Mana
    and when they spend a long
    time with another person,
[19:35] Mana
    they form strong bonds!
[19:36] Mana
    That was what Stockholm-san told me,
[19:37] Mana
    but who would've thought
    it would work so well!
[19:40] Mana
    It's just a matter of time now!
[20:05] F
    That was the first time...
[20:09] F
    I let a man touch my bare skin.
[20:14] I
    Well... I'm sorry.
[20:19] I
    Uh, um... It's an honor.
[20:22] F
    Right!
[20:25] F
    You'll take responsibility
    for tainting me, right?
[20:32] I
    Yes, Femiruna.
[20:34] I
    Will you...
[20:36] I
    Will you have my...
SIGN    Will you have my child?
[20:44] F
    Sheesh!
[20:47] F
    You're so lame.
[20:51] F
    Itsuki, I'll make the best Star Child!
[20:55] I
    You're surprisingly aggressive.
[20:57] F
    Of course!
[20:59] F
    I'm Maiden of Leo, after all!
[21:02] I
    No foreplay?!
[21:07] C
    No customers again today.
[21:09] G
    Collette... Collette...
[21:13] C
    Grandpa! You should be resting!
[21:16] G
    Collette... take this...
[21:20] G
    Take this...
[21:23] C
    Your bread recipes?
SIGN    Holy Star Festival
[21:28] C
    Are you telling me to attend the
    school festival with these recipes?
[21:31] G
    Collette...
[21:33] G
    Ace... Aim for the ace!
[21:37] C
    Grandpa...
[21:39] C
    I got it.
[21:41] C
    I'll do my best.
SIGN    Will You Have My Child BlehBleh!
SIGN    Please Be My Chikuwa!
[23:36] Mana
    Chikuwa bread! Abalone bread!

7 - Please Be My Chikuwa!
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[00:03] Mana
    The ominous sound of the grandfather
    clock before a gruesome murder.
[00:10] Mana
    The heroic past of a beauty who made
    an outstanding transformation.
[00:14] Mana
    Mysterious bread placed beside the corpse.
[00:18] Mana
    A trap set during the unaccounted-for three minutes!
[00:19] [SONG] TS
    Train Schedule
[00:20] Mana
    The schedule trick is revealed!
[00:24] Mana
    The black shadow approaching
    the beauty in the steam!
[00:29] Mana
    "Who would've thought he was the culprit?!"
[00:34] I
    I-I don't really want to know,
     but I'll ask anyway.
[00:39] I
    What are you up to now?
[00:41] Mana
    This is it!
SIGN    Holy Star Festival
[00:42] I
    The Holy Star Festival?
[00:44] Mana
    They're known as school
    festivals in your world.
[00:47] I
    Oh, a school festival?
[00:48] Mana
    Why are you acting like
    it doesn't concern you?
[00:50] Mana
    The best situations for men and
    women to pledge their love
[00:53] ---
    are beside bonfires and at school festivals!
[00:56] I
    Uh, really?
[00:58] Mana
    You mustn't waste such a good opportunity!
[01:01] Mana
    That's why I suggested this for a
    featured event in the school festival!
SIGN    Mana Presents!!
    Sunday Suspense Theater:
    "Mansion of Horror."
[01:05] Mana
    Mana Presents!!
[01:07] Mana
    Sunday Suspense Theater:
[01:08] Mana
    "Mansion of Horror."
[01:10] I
    How did you come up with that?
[01:11] Mana
    Apparently, people end up together when
    they experience the same horror.
[01:16] Mana
    In other words, horror leads to eroticism!
[01:21] Mana
    I'm going to continue with my script.
[01:23] I
    All right, good luck with that.
[01:23] Mana
    A dark inheritance battle!
     Tricks in a locked room!
[01:30] I
    What the hell is that?!
[01:34] I
    Ow!
[01:37] T
    Aw, sorry.
[01:38] T
    Are you all right?
[01:40] I
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[01:41] I
    Are you okay?
[01:43] T
    Here, a letter from Collette!
[01:49] Alfie
    Please come see my concert!
[01:51] All
    Please come see it!
[01:54] L
    You've got to be kidding!
[01:55] L
    You've got to be kidding!
SIGN    Petting  Zoo
[01:59] I
    Wow, everyone's so into it.
[02:02] M
    Itsuki!
[02:04] Y
    Onii-chan.
[02:06] I
    Oh, Mahiru and Yuzuha.
[02:08] M
    We're going to set up a booth!
[02:10] M
    Right?
[02:12] M
    We have things to prepare,
     so see you later!
[02:14] Y
    Bye-bye, onii-chan.
[02:17] I
    I'm glad Yuzuha seems
    to be in good spirits.
[02:22] C
    I'm sorry for sending a letter
    to ask you to come.
[02:25] I
    It's okay.
[02:26] I
    Your letter said you're
     having trouble deciding
[02:28] ---
    what bread to make for the festival.
[02:31] C
    Yes.
[02:32] C
    The Holy Star Festival is a wonderful
    opportunity to promote our bread.
[02:37] I
    What's that?
[02:38] C
    A hundred bread recipes that were
    passed down to me by my grandfather!
[02:42] I
    A hundred?!
[02:44] I
    There are that many?
[02:45] C
    Although, the page with the hundredth
     secret recipe was ripped out and lost.
[02:51] C
    It was the secret recipe for my
    grandfather's Happy Bread!
[02:55] I
    Happy Bread?
[02:58] C
    My grandfather is very old now,
[03:01] ---
    and he doesn't remember the recipe.
[03:03] C
    I want to revive the Happy Bread
    for the Holy Star Festival!
[03:08] C
    Then I'm sure our bakery will...
[03:11] C
    Onii-san, can you please help me out?
[03:17] I
    Such a sincere look in her eyes!
[03:19] I
    Yes, of course.
[03:21] C
    Thank you so much!
[03:24] Mana
    Soon...
[03:25] Mana
    Soon, horror and eroticism will become one,
[03:29] Mana
    and will reach the ultimate climax!
[03:33] Alfie
    Please come see my concert!
[03:35] All
    Please come see it!
[03:37] L
    You've got to be kidding!
[03:39] L
    You've got to be kidding!
[03:41] Boy
    That lady keeps using the punchline on herself.
[03:44] Boy2
    What a strange comedy style.
[03:50] C
    Onii-san, I heard that in your world
[03:52] C
    you say "I want a piece of her"
    when you describe a cute girl.
[03:57] I
    Well... I guess you might say that.
[03:59] C
    Then, if you think of me as bread,
[04:02] C
    which part would you want to eat?
[04:07] C
    The softest part is obviously the tastiest.
[04:11] C
    Which part of me do you think
    is the softest and tastiest?
[04:21] I
    No, no, no!
[04:23] C
    Please tell me, onii-san.
[04:27] I
    W-Well...
[04:28] C
    Well?
[04:29] I
    U-Um...
[04:33] I
    Your ear, I guess...
[04:35] I
    since I eat bread all year around?
[04:37] C
    Onii-san, you're a surplus of surprises!
[04:40] C
    That was a pun on surplus and surprise!
[04:45] I
    I-Is that right?
[04:46] C
    Well, then, the first Happy Bread
     prototype with your input...
[04:54] C
    I call it the Happy Ear Bread!
[04:58] C
    Now you can have a happy year!
[05:01] C
    By the way, you can also do this...
[05:03] C
    It got big!
[05:06] C
    Surplus of surprises?
[05:08] C
    Please, eat my ear!
[05:10] I
    O-Okay. I'll have one.
[05:16] C
    How's my ear?
[05:18] I
    I-It's tasty.
[05:20] C
    But this isn't exactly right.
[05:23] I
    Yeah, it's not really your ear.
[05:26] C
    Would you like this one instead?
[05:32] C
    I'm just kidding!
[05:33] C
    What I was trying to say was
[05:35] ---
    that it's not the same as my
    grandfather's Happy Bread.
[05:38] C
    Sheesh, onii-san. Surplus of surprises!
[05:43] I
    Wh-What's going on?
[05:44] I
    The pure and innocent Collette...
[05:47] I
    Sometimes feels like she's
    something else entirely.
[05:53] Mana
    Excellent! It is complete!
[05:58] Mana
    S-Stop!
[06:00] T
    Aw, aw! I can't stop whenever I want!
[06:04] C
    Prototype #2, Banana Bread!
[06:06] I
    Why are there eggs attached to the bread?
[06:14] C
    Bananas are all soft inside
    and maybe a bit hard to eat.
[06:19] Mana
    Now that the Mansion of Horror is destroyed,
[06:22] Mana
    I'll go with Matryoshka Mana's
    Fortune Telling Mansion!
[06:26] Mana
    Tell me, my son, what brings you here today?
[06:31] T
    My deliveries are too slow.
[06:34] T
    Matryoshka Mana-san, what should I do?
[06:37] Mana
    Perhaps your deliveries are too slow
    because you make too many mistakes?
[06:43] T
    I don't make mistakes!
[06:45] T
    Delivering to the right address is the
    most basic thing for making deliveries.
[06:49] Mana
    Why, then?
[06:51] T
    My deliveries are slow
    because I run too fast.
[06:56] Mana
    They're slow because you're too fast?!
[07:00] C
    Abalone Bread!
[07:02] I
    Why abalone?
[07:03] C
    It's a girl abalone, just like me!
[07:06] I
    Does that mean it's female?
[07:07] C
    You can't tell if an abalone is
    male or female by looking at it.
[07:11] C
    But they say you can find out
    by peeling them like this,
[07:13] ---
    and tell by the color of
    their reproductive glands!
[07:16] C
    White ones are male,
    and green ones are female!
[07:20] C
    By the way, you can only see the
    difference when the abalone liver fattens,
[07:23] C
    and abalone liver fattens in summer or autumn!
[07:27] I
    Why did you say that twice?
[07:28] C
    Onii-san, please try my Abalone Bread!
[07:31] C
    Please try my Abalone Bread!
[07:34] I
    You just said that twice, as well.
[07:36] T
    Aw, I run too fast and can't stop.
[07:40] T
    That's why my deliveries are late.
[07:42] Mana
    Then you should just deliver less.
[07:45] Mana
    Maybe you're trying to deliver
    more than you can handle.
[07:47] T
    That's not true!
[07:48] T
    I always split them with my master.
[07:51] T
    Although it takes me more than twice
    as long to deliver them all.
[07:55] Mana
    Then you can just run slowly!
[07:58] T
    No!
[07:59] T
    Letters are filled with the
    feelings of the sender!
[08:03] T
    That's why I want to deliver
    them as quickly as possible!
[08:07] Mana
    You're really passionate about your work.
[08:10] T
    Master taught me everything
    about making deliveries.
[08:13] T
    Although... Master still doesn't
    consider me very capable,
[08:19] T
    and at this rate I won't be able
    to become a capable maiden, either.
[08:24] Mana
    What?! We can't let that happen!
[08:27] C
    Ark Shell Bread!
[08:29] C
    Cherry Bread!
[08:31] C
    Geoduck Bread!
[08:33] C
    Mango Bread!
[08:35] C
    Hamaguri Clam!
[08:37] C
    Extra Ripe Durian Bread!
[08:39] I
    Why alternate between seafood and fruit?
[08:43] C
    Are they no good?
[08:46] I
    Huh? Not at all!
[08:50] I
    When you say happiness,
    you think of clams and fruits!
[08:53] I
    Right?
[08:55] C
    Just kidding.
[08:57] C
    If you had time to be depressed,
[08:59] ---
    then put on a smile and make bread!
[09:02] C
    That's what my grandfather taught me.
[09:04] C
    Onii-san, I remember it now, thanks to you!
[09:07] C
    My grandfather told me
    how when I was a child.
[09:11] (Flashback) C
    Grandpa, what are you making today?
[09:15] (Flashback) G
    I'm making Happy Bread.
[09:17] (Flashback) C
    Happy Bread?
[09:19] (Flashback) G
    Yes. You have to put in your love
    when making bread, or a child.
[09:25] (Flashback) G
    When the two are coupled...
[09:29] C
    ...the legendary bread will be born.
[09:32] I
    "When the two are coupled..."
[09:35] I
    What could the two things be?
[09:39] C
    Onii-san,
[09:40] C
    please help me couple the two things!
[09:44] C
    Please!
[09:46] I
    O-Okay.
[09:48] I
    In order to couple the two things,
[09:51] I
    we tried all possible couplings imaginable.
[09:54] I
    And, finally, the time has come for
    the two best things to be coupled.
[10:03] C
    Please be slow and gentle, onii-san.
[10:06] I
    Yes.
[10:08] I
    Ready?
[10:10] C
    Okay.
[10:18] C
    Onii-san!
[10:27] I
    The two are finally coupled.
[10:30] C
    Its name is Happy...
[10:32] Both
    ...Chikuwa Sausage Bread!
SIGN    Collette's Happy Bread Festival
SIGN    Collette's Happy Bread Festival
[10:44] I
    Collette's Happy Bread Festival, huh?
[10:46] C
    Yes!
[10:47] C
    Onii-san, we'll sell lots of
    Happy Chikuwa Sausage Bread,
[10:51] C
    and get many fans for our bakery!
[10:53] I
    Yeah, let's work hard together!
[10:57] I
    Lunch packs?
[10:59] M
    Itsuki!
[11:00] Y
    Onii-chan!
[11:02] I
    Wh-Why?
[11:05] I
    Why are you setting up beside us?
[11:07] M
    That's what I said to the committee,
[11:09] M
    but a weird fortune telling
    shop took our spot.
[11:13] M
    This was the only spot left.
[11:14] I
    Also, why are you and Yuzuha selling these?
[11:17] I
    I thought it was sold by
    Femiruna's father's company.
[11:20] Y
    We were given a special mission.
[11:24] M
    Femiruna's dad asked us to sell these.
[11:26] M
    Apparently, something shocking
    happened to Femiruna recently.
[11:31] M
    "It doesn't look like she can set up shop
    for the Holy Star Festival this year,
[11:34] M
    so please take her place."
[11:38] Y
    As for me,
[11:40] ---
    I have gathered a hundred
    Lunch Pack purchase stamps,
[11:45] Y
    so I was appointed Ms. Lunch Pack...
[11:49] Y
    Does this look good on me?
SIGN    Ms. Lunch  Pack
[11:52] I
    Y-Yeah, looks great.
[11:54] I
    Wh-What should we do?
[11:56] I
    Who would've thought these two
    would be selling next to Collette?
[11:59] M
    All right! Let's compete to
    see which team can sell more!
[12:03] M
    Right, Yuzuha?
[12:05] M
    We won't lose! Yeah!
[12:09] I
    I'm relieved to hear that.
[12:12] I
    Now I can help out Collette
    without feeling guilty.
[12:17] T
    I'm working hard in the
    Holy Star Festival, too!
[12:20] Mana
    Tarua! Hold it right there!
[12:27] Mana
    Please deliver a letter for me.
[12:30] T
    Aw.
[12:33] C
    We're sold out!
[12:35] I
    That's great.
SIGN    Sold out
[12:36] M
    You've already sold out?
[12:38] Y
    We keep getting more stock from the
    factories, so we're still busy!
[12:44] I
    Incredible...
[12:45] C
    Femiruna's company is amazing
    because they can mass produce.
[12:49] C
    My bakery doesn't stand a chance...
[12:51] I
    That's not true!
[12:52] I
    Some things are better made by hand,
    by putting your heart into each and every one.
[12:57] C
    Putting my heart into each and every one...
[13:01] C
    Maybe you're right.
[13:02] C
    Perhaps that's what I'm suited for,
     and the kind of bakery I should strive for.
[13:07] C
    Thank you so much!
[13:09] C
    I was able to realize what that really
    matters thanks to you, onii-san.
[13:13] I
    I didn't really do anything...
[13:14] C
    Onii-san, as a sign of my appreciation...
[13:17] C
    Can you come with me for a while?
[13:21] Alfie
    Please come see my concert!
[13:23] All
    Please come see it!
[13:26] C
    This way, onii-san!
[13:35] C
    Onii-san...
[13:36] C
    I want be like those Happy Breads.
[13:40] C
    I want to be coupled with you,
    and become one.
[13:44] I
    What?
[13:45] C
    My grandfather used to say very often that...
[13:47] C
    "It's easier to do something
    than worry about it."
[13:50] I
    Does that mean you'll have my child—
[13:52] I
    No. Will you be my chikuwa?
[13:57] C
    Yes.
[14:10] C
    Two will now...
[14:13] I
    Become one.
[14:21] M
    We sold them!
[14:22] M
    We sold them like crazy!
[14:24] Y
    We're sold out, too.
[14:27] Y
    What should we do now?
[14:28] F
    You two.
[14:30] F
    If there's a shortage of bread,
[14:32] F
    then let them have panties.
[14:36] I
    I wonder if Mahiru and the others
    are still selling lunch packs.
SIGN    Pack-all-you-want  panties!
[14:45] N
    The mystery of the ancient literature...
[14:48] N
    Mystery of the ancient literature...
[14:51] Alfie
    Please come see my concert!
[14:53] All
    Please come see it!
[14:55] L
    You've got to be kidding!
[14:56] L
    You've got to be kidding!
[14:58] I
    Everyone's working so hard.
[14:58] T
    Itsuki! A letter for you!
[15:01] I
    W-Wait, stop!
[15:08] I
    Are you all right?
[15:09] T
    I-I'm all right.
[15:11] T
    I crash into trees all the time.
[15:13] T
    Here, this is your letter.
[15:15] T
    See ya!
SIGN    Love letter from Canada
SIGN    Kamako's Noon   12 Noon   Come Here
SIGN    Fortune Telling  Mansion
[15:24] I
    I think it's around here...
SIGN    Delivery Training Mansion
[15:28] I
    Is that it?
[15:37] Mana
    Delivery Training Mansion!
[15:39] Mana
    Welcome to "Kamako's Noon!"
[15:42] I
    Huh?
[15:43] Mana
    Now, you can spend the beautiful
    noontime with Kamako and friends,
[15:46] Mana
    and become the mail delivery specialist
    you've always dreamed of!
[15:49] I
    I never dreamed of that. Who's Kamako?
[15:52] Mana
    And be approved by the master
    as a capable Visitor!
[15:56] I
    Wh-What?
[15:57] Mana
    Letters are feelings!
[15:59] Mana
    Run to the goal without
    dropping a single letter!
[16:00] I
    It doesn't stop! Help!
[16:02] Mana
    Hmm... What do you think, Master?
[16:04] Master
    Hm.
[16:05] Mana
    Continue!
[16:06] Mana
    No matter the situation, you must accurately
    separate letters by postal code!
[16:22] Mana
    What do you think, Master?
[16:24] Master
    Hm!
[16:27] I
    What on earth was that?
[16:30] Mana
    Your path has been cleared!
[16:31] Mana
    Itsuki, deliver that letter to Tarua!
[16:34] I
    To Tarua?
[16:35] I
    Wait, you're Mana!
[16:36] Mana
    Did you realize it just now?
[16:41] I
    Oh, Tarua?
[16:43] I
    What's the matter?
[16:46] T
    I fell over there and dropped all my letters.
[16:49] T
    I picked them up in a hurry,
    but I'm still missing one.
[16:53] M
    Ready, start!
[16:55] N
    This is all to save the world!
[16:57] M
    You're so fast, Narcisstes!
[16:59] Y
    11, 12, 13...
[17:01] N
    13?
[17:03] N
    13!
[17:06] M
    W-Wait, Narcisstes!
[17:07] M
    You're fine with just 13?
[17:09] Y
    It seemed like he could have stuffed more.
[17:12] F
    I was able to pack 82.
[17:14] M
    Impressive! Panty packs!
[17:18] F
    This warmth...
[17:20] Alfie
    Please come see my concert!
[17:22] All
    Please—
[17:25] I
    No luck.
[17:28] I
    Tarua?
[17:29] T
    I-I lost it...
[17:31] T
    I lost the precious letter!
[17:33] I
    You know, it could've been junk mail.
[17:37] T
    Letters are filled with feelings!
[17:42] T
    Letters take time to write,
[17:46] T
    so there's as many feelings as there are
     minutes spent writing them!
[17:51] T
    And I lost it!
[17:54] T
    I...
[17:57] I
    Tarua, let's get out of this mud pit first.
[18:00] I
    Your shoes are covered in mud.
[18:02] T
    But... But...
[18:04] I
    There's nothing you can do if it's lost.
[18:06] I
    I'm sure they'll forgive
    you when you apologize.
[18:08] T
    Aw, aw...
[18:09] I
    Come on, get out of the mud pit.
[18:11] I
    Let's dry our clothes by that tree—
[18:14] I
    Tarua, is there something
    caught on that tree branch?
[18:20] T
    I-It's the letter!
[18:24] I
    Here, Tarua.
[18:25] T
    I'm so relieved!
[18:27] T
    You found it for me, Itsuki!
[18:29] T
    Thank you...
[18:30] T
    Thank you, Itsuki!
[18:32] I
    Tarua, I'm covered in mud! You'll get dirty!
[18:34] T
    It's fine! I'm covered in mud, too!
[18:39] T
    What's that?
[18:41] I
    Oh, right.
[18:41] I
    I was told to deliver this to you.
[18:46] T
    This wax seal is my master's.
[18:52] I
    What did he write?
[18:55] T
    It's very good news for you, too.
[18:59] I
    For me?
[19:00] T
    Oh, sorry, I have to deliver
    the rest of the letters.
[19:04] T
    I'll go deliver them at full speed!
[19:06] T
    Thank you so much!
[19:07] I
    Wait.
[19:09] T
    Huh?
[19:10] I
    Two of us can get this done faster!
[19:13] T
    Yeah!
[19:14] T
    Thanks to you, there's only one left.
[19:17] I
    So what's the address?
[19:20] T
    Right here.
[19:21] I
    Right here?
[19:22] T
    Here.
[19:24] I
    For me?
SIGN    from Tarua
[19:27] T
    I wrote it in a rush earlier.
[19:29] T
    I would only deliver a letter
    without a stamp for you.
[19:33] I
    Can I read it now?
[19:34] T
    No! You're embarrassing me!
[19:36] I
    But if this letter is your feelings,
    then I want to see it right away.
[19:41] I
    May I?
[19:42] T
    Fine. Please read it while I'm turned around.
[19:46] I
    Okay.
[19:48] T
    Thank you for searching
    for the lost letter earlier.
[19:51] T
    Thank you for helping me
    with the delivery, too.
[19:54] T
    I'm starting to like you a lot!
[19:58] T
    Did you finish reading it?
[19:59] I
    Uh, please stay like that for a while.
[20:05] T
    Done yet?
[20:06] I
    Okay. Look this way.
SIGN    To Tarua
[20:09] I
    Please deliver this for me.
[20:13] T
    It's for me.
[20:14] I
    I've never sent a letter without a stamp
    to anyone but you before, too, Tarua.
[20:17] T
    Aw! Can I read it now?
[20:20] I
    Yeah.
[20:23] T
    It says, "I want you to have my child."
[20:26] I
    Will you?
[20:29] T
    I heard in the classroom that it would
    make you happy if I kiss your cheek.
[20:35] T
    I prefer pats over kisses.
[20:40] I
    I see. Then...
[20:44] T
    Actually, in that letter, my Master wrote
[20:47] T
    "I'm not worried about
    you being with Itsuki."
[20:50] ---
    "Perform your duty as a maiden."
[20:54] T
    So, I'll have your child!
[20:59] I
    Tarua...
[21:05] I
    Are you nervous?
[21:10] T
    I'm calm now. I'm ready, Itsuki.
[21:20] Mana
    Now we've cleared the 9th and the 10th!
[21:22] Mana
    All according to my plan!
[21:25] Mana
    The day when all the Impurities are
    cleansed is not too far away!
[21:29] Child
    Yay!
[21:36] C
    95, 96, 97,
[21:39] C
    98, 99!
[21:43] C
    Pack-all-you-want panties!
[21:44] C
    I tried it too, and I packed so many!
[21:47] C
    Surplus of surprises!
[21:48] C
    Looks like I won't have to
    buy panties anytime soon.
[21:51] C
    Get good panties and socks.
[21:53] C
    That's one of my grandfather's
    teachings, too!
SIGN    Please Be My Chikuwa!
SIGN    My Child, Welcome!
[23:37] Mana
    Meatballs.

8 - My Child, Welcome!
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[00:06] Mana
    The popular dating reality show,
[00:09] Mana
    The Bachelor, has finally arrived in Granvania.
[00:13] Mana
    The one selected to be the bachelor is...
[00:16] Mana
    Yuge Itsuki.
[00:18] Mana
    Our chosen Visitor from Sola, Yuge Itsuki.
[00:23] Mana
    The twelve female participants
    are all very different.
[00:26] Mana
    Who will be the one to win his heart?
[00:29] Mana
    The twelve maidens have gathered
    from all around the world.
[00:33] Mana
    A wide range of ages and backgrounds.
[00:35] Mana
    The only thing they have in common is
    that they're after the bachelor's heart.
[00:40] Mana
    These twelve beauties will try
    to win over bachelor Itsuki!
[00:44] Mana
    The twelve maidens looking
    for the Ultimate Love Ritual
[00:47] Mana
    will engage in intense romantic battles!
[00:50] Mana
    There will be plots, jealousy, alliances,
[00:53] ---
    betrayals, and frustration
    between the maidens.
[00:56] Mana
    The one who will decide the
    winner is... the bachelor!
[01:00] Mana
    What is the Ultimate Love Ritual
     that awaits the winner?
[02:34] Mana
    I am the Visitor's servant, Mana.
[02:37] Mana
    As you all know, the duty of maidens
    is to give birth to Star Children.
[02:40] Mana
    However, it seems that some of you
    have yet to fulfill your duty.
[02:44] Mana
    Mirei, Sue. I'm talking about you two.
[02:47] Mana
    Therefore, I have prepared the
     Ultimate Love Ritual this time.
[02:52] Mirei
    Ultimate...
[02:53] F
    Love Ritual?
[02:55] M
    What is that?
[02:57] Mana
    Tsk, tsk, I can't tell you yet.
[02:59] Mana
    You'll find out when you experience it.
[03:01] Mana
    It is a truly sacred paradise that
    will send you to the heavens!
[03:05] Mana
    However, only one maiden who captures
    Visitor Itsuki's heart will get to enjoy it.
[03:11] Mana
    A passionate date battle will now
    begin to determine the winner!
[03:15] Mana
    A letter from Visitor Itsuki
    has arrived. Read it out loud.
[03:19] M
    "Let's have the best date
    and strengthen our bond."
[03:23] M
    "The one who will date me today is..."
[03:25] M
    "Sue!"
[03:28] Mana
    She's gone!
[03:34] S
    Shh, they'll find you.
[03:36] Mana
    Sheesh, I thought I told you that
    you can't bring animals here.
[03:40] S
    I'm sorry. He's Quelquelle.
[03:43] S
    He gets lonely very easily—
[03:46] Mana
    You sensed that I was releasing a lot of
    pheromones earlier, so you're all turned on?
[03:49] Mana
    You pervert rooster!
[03:50] Mana
    Your comb is red and swollen!
[03:53] S
    He's just excited because
    a stranger came over.
[03:56] S
    It's all right, Quelquelle.
[03:59] S
    Good boy.
[04:01] Mana
    Come on. We have to hurry.
[04:03] Mana
    Itsuki is looking forward to your date.
[04:06] S
    Okay.
[04:12] S
    Hello.
[04:14] I
    I wanted to learn more about you today, Sue.
[04:22] I
    I thought we could have a date
    together with the animals.
[04:32] I
    You take care of all
    these animals, right, Sue?
[04:36] S
    Yes.
[04:37] S
    I brought them to the academy from home.
[04:40] S
    They're all my precious friends.
[04:43] I
    They're cute.
[04:46] S
    Yes, they are.
[04:48] S
    They're pretty noisy, so not many people
    have anything nice to say about them.
[04:54] S
    I'm glad you did. Thank you.
[04:57] I
    I've prepared a feast for the animals, too.
[05:08] Mana
    My fruit basket!
[05:10] Mana
    Eat up! Eat!
[05:16] Mana
    No, not there!
[05:17] S
    They used to study animals outside the town.
[05:23] S
    My parents studied animals.
[05:26] S
    Dad was a researcher
    and Mom was a veterinarian.
[05:30] S
    They always embraced me gently.
[05:34] S
    But they...
[05:37] I
    You don't have to force yourself to tell me.
[05:41] S
    It's all right.
[05:42] S
    I want you to know.
[05:46] S
    On that day, Dad and Mom were attacked by
    Impurities that came close to the town.
[05:51] S
    They protected me and hugged me
    until the Impurities went away.
[05:56] S
    That was the last time they embraced me.
[06:00] S
    But the truth is...
[06:04] S
    My heart is still in pain.
[06:07] S
    I can't accept that my parents are gone.
[06:09] S
    I can't accept what happened on that day!
[06:13] S
    But I had these animals with me,
[06:16] S
    so I was able to live on even though I was sad.
[06:19] I
    I never knew...
[06:27] I
    We were able to talk about a lot of things,
[06:31] ---
    and I feel our bond was strengthened.
[06:34] I
    I can't forgive the Impurities
    that attacked Sue's parents.
[06:37] I
    My sense of duty as the Visitor...
[06:40] I
    I feel a strong emotion growing inside me.
[06:56] M
    I'm bored.
[06:57] R
    I wonder what kind of
    date they're having now.
[07:02] R
    Anyway, Mahiru...
[07:03] R
    How was your first Love Ritual?
[07:06] M
    W-Well...
[07:08] R
    It was a piece of cake for me.
[07:11] M
    Really?
[07:12] R
    What about you, Mahiru?
[07:15] M
    I... don't really remember.
[07:18] M
    It was too embarrassing.
[07:22] M
    Geez! Stop trying to ask me!
[07:25] M
    Yes, I understand that Itsuki is working hard
[07:29] ---
    to get us back to our world.
[07:32] M
    The Love Ritual is an important
    ritual to make that happen.
[07:36] M
    The other maidens are all good girls,
[07:38] M
    so I wish the best for them.
[07:43] I
    Thanks for the fun date today.
[07:46] S
    No, I should be thanking you.
[07:49] I
    Welcome!
[07:51] I
    Let me show you how I feel!
[07:53] I
    Sushi rice at the bottom,
[07:55] I
    plenty of love,
[07:57] I
    and shiny fish on top!
[08:01] I
    Complete!
[08:03] M
    Bateira!
[08:05] M
    It means "small boat" in Portuguese!
[08:08] M
    My heart sways with love for you.
[08:11] M
    Please accept my feelings.
[08:26] S
    Thank you.
[08:32] Seiya
    This is a surprise.
[08:34] Seiya
    Who would've thought the fated bateira sushi
    would be offered to Sue so soon.
[08:37] Seiya
    What a turn of events.
[08:39] Alfie
    Yes.
[08:40] Alfie
    By the way, what's fated bateira sushi?
[08:44] Seiya
    What?
[08:44] Seiya
    Huh? You didn't know?
[08:47] Seiya
    Well, I did expect that,
    so please take a look at this.
SIGN    Out
SIGN    Winner!
[08:50] Seiya
    The Visitor can make bateira
    sushi for someone he likes.
[08:54] Seiya
    Only maidens who receive it
    can remain in the competition.
[08:59] Alfie
    Oh, now I get it!
[09:01] Seiya
    Okay then, let's speak with
    Mana-san at the scene.
[09:04] Seiya
    Mana-san?
[09:05] Mana
    Hello!
[09:06] Seiya
    What do you think about the
    bateira sushi right off the bat?
[09:09] Mana
    Not enough stimulation, at all!
[09:12] Seiya
    What do you mean by stimulation?
[09:13] Mana
    The real battle has only begun!
[09:15] Mana
    I'll set up a dirty date
    filled with perversion
[09:18] ---
    for all of you to enjoy in front of your TV!
SIGN    Granvania TV Station
[09:24] Mana
    A new invitation letter has
    arrived from the Visitor.
[09:28] Mana
    This time there will be a group date.
[09:31] Mana
    The participants are:
[09:32] Mana
    Lily.
[09:33] Mana
    Arie.
[09:34] Mana
    Falun.
[09:36] Mana
    Femiruna.
[09:37] Mana
    Reone.
[09:38] Mana
    Mirei.
[09:40] Mirei
    The Visitor is a mysterious existence
    from an alternate world called Sola.
[09:44] Mirei
    There isn't any subject that is
    more interesting for research.
[09:47] Mirei
    I will find out everything
    about the Visitor, Itsuki.
[09:51] Mirei
    Research is the sole reason I came here.
[09:54] Mana
    Welcome, everyone!
[09:56] Mana
    Itsuki is in the room at
    the end of these stairs!
[10:00] Mana
    Only the one who reaches the top first
    can advance to the private date!
[10:04] Mana
    And this is a present from me!
[10:06] Mana
    Enjoy!
[10:10] Mana
    Lotions!
[10:12] Mana
    Moisten your skin with sticky ingredients!
[10:16] Mana
    Soft and smooth skin for you all!
[10:23] Mana
    Now climb!
[10:29] Mana
    What's wrong? Climb up!
[10:33] R
    I can't hold it any longer...
[10:35] F
    N-No way!
[10:36] Falun
    Hold on to it!
[10:50] Arie
    Lord, give me strength!
[10:57] Mana
    The one who calmly climbed up is...
[11:01] Mana
    Mirei!
[11:05] I
    Mirei, you came over?
[11:08] I
    Thank you.
[11:09] Mirei
    You don't have to thank me.
[11:11] I
    If you like, you should take a bath
    and clean your body.
[11:15] Mirei
    Yes, I will.
[11:19] Mirei
    I can't see well without my glasses.
[11:23] Mirei
    Looks like my vision got worse again.
[11:25] I
    Then give me your hand.
[11:28] I
    Are you all right?
[11:29] I
    Take your time.
[11:31] Mirei
    You're very helpful.
[11:33] I
    What is it?
[11:35] Mirei
    I just thought it's interesting to occasionally
[11:37] ---
    leave myself in someone else's hands.
[11:42] Mirei
    What a nice rose scent.
[11:44] I
    M-Mirei, aren't we a bit too close?
[11:47] Mirei
    Oh, sorry.
[11:49] Mirei
    But since my sight is poor,
[11:52] Mirei
    I'm more sensitive to your touch.
[11:55] Mirei
    Your body temperature
    and the texture of your skin...
[11:57] Mirei
    The warmth of your body...
[11:59] Mirei
    Yes, this is quite intriguing.
[12:01] Mirei
    It's a feeling I have never
    experienced before.
[12:04] I
    Mirei, where are you touching?
[12:07] Mirei
    It's all right. Hold it for a while.
[12:11] Mirei
    What's this?
[12:12] Mirei
    I can't see very well, but it's very hard.
[12:14] I
    Th-That's...
[12:17] Mirei
    What's wrong?
[12:19] I
    Stop!
[12:20] I
    You're taking advantage...
    of the situation...
[12:23] Mirei
    Oh, this is the reaction?
[12:26] Mirei
    I see. I'll need to collect more data.
[12:30] Mirei
    It's all for research.
[12:32] Mirei
    Since my vision is blurry...
[12:36] Mirei
    it makes me want to touch you more...
[12:38] Mirei
    and depend on you more...
[12:41] Mirei
    That's how I feel.
[12:43] I
    I've only seen the cool and calm side of her,
[12:48] I
    so my heart skipped a beat when
    I saw her being so different.
[12:53] I
    Where she touched me under the bubbles?
[12:56] I
    Please leave that to your imagination.
[13:06] I
    Mirei.
[13:08] I
    Please have this, too!
[13:10] Mirei
    Thank you.
[13:13] Mirei
    You've decided to keep me...
[13:15] Mirei
    You've got guts.
[13:25] Mirei
    I'll have you stay with
    me longer for my research.
[13:29] Mirei
    Well, I won't do anything
    scary for the research.
[13:33] Mirei
    Don't worry.
[13:36] Mana
    And so, Itsuki and the maidens had
    one gorgeous date after another,
[13:41] Mana
    and the ones who remained to the end were...
[13:45] Mana
    Mirei and Sue.
[13:47] Mana
    It's down to these two maidens.
[13:49] Mana
    Who will he choose?
[13:51] Mana
    Let's take some time and see how
    Itsuki will make his approach!
[14:00] S
    Meow!
[14:13] S
    Meow.
[14:15] S
    This animal gets pretty lonely,
[14:20] S
    so you have to play with her.
[14:22] S
    Will you take good care of her?
[14:25] I
    Yes, of course.
[14:27] S
    I love animals, so I've always wanted a tail.
[14:30] S
    I mustered up my courage to put it on today.
[14:32] I
    It looks good on you.
[14:36] S
    I get a steamy feeling in
    my heart when I'm with you.
[14:41] I
    Steamy?
[14:43] S
    Warm and comfortable.
[14:46] S
    The same feeling as when I was
    embraced by Mom and Dad.
[14:50] S
    But I'm starting to get scared.
[14:53] I
    Scared of what?
[14:55] S
    I've lived alone for all this time.
[14:57] S
    If I let you spoil me, I'll get weak...
[15:01] S
    I might not survive without you.
[15:04] I
    There's nothing wrong with being weak.
[15:07] S
    But...
[15:08] I
    Sue, you've been all alone
    since your parents left.
[15:13] I
    There's nothing wrong with
    getting spoiled a bit.
[15:16] S
    What if you leave me, like Mom and Dad?
[15:22] S
    I'm scared.
[15:23] S
    I'm scared that you might leave.
[15:25] I
    Sue...
[15:26] S
    I don't want you to go to the labyrinth,
[15:28] S
    I don't want you to be in danger.
[15:30] S
    I don't want to lose you!
[15:33] S
    I'm scared...
[15:35] I
    Don't worry.
[15:36] I
    Living in this world made me want to
    save this world where everybody lives.
[15:41] I
    I really feel this way.
[15:43] I
    To make that happen, I want to give birth to
[15:47] ---
    a stronger Star Child than ever
    with the Ultimate Love Ritual.
[15:51] S
    Okay.
[15:53] I
    I promise to defeat the
    Impurities and come back to you.
[15:58] Mana
    We've heard your entire conversation!
[16:02] I
    Huh?
[16:03] Mana
    Finding out Sue's story made me think...
[16:05] Mana
    and I've reached a conclusion!
[16:08] I
    A conclusion?
[16:09] Mana
    Sue and Mirei were competing
    to be selected by you,
[16:13] Mana
    but the Ultimate Love Ritual doesn't
    really have to be one on one!
[16:17] I
    By that, you mean...
[16:19] Mana
    Yes, a Double Love Ritual!
[16:22] Mirei
    I also want to respect Sue's
    feelings as a fellow maiden.
[16:26] Mirei
    I agree to having the
    Ultimate Love Ritual together.
[16:30] Mirei
    I'll be able to gather even
    more interesting data!
[16:33] S
    T-Two at the same time?
[16:36] S
    I c-can't do something so embarrassing...
[16:41] I
    Mana, I'm sorry,
[16:43] I
    but I can't force Sue to do
    it if she doesn't want to.
[16:47] Mirei
    I was expecting you to say that.
[16:50] Mirei
    Don't worry. I'm a researcher.
[16:54] Mirei
    I am prepared for an event like this.
[16:57] Mirei
    I wanted to test it for a while...
[16:59] Mirei
    This experimental medicine that
    will improve Love Rituals!
[17:04] I
    W-Wait! What is that?
[17:07] I
    Mirei... Mirei!
[17:08] I
    Stay away! No—
[17:10] Mirei
    It's the hypnosis gas I developed!
[17:13] Mirei
    Now Sue won't feel embarrassed,
[17:15] Mirei
    and will be honest about her feelings!
[17:18] I
    Are you all right, Sue?
[17:21] I
    Sue?
[17:24] S
    Meow!
[17:27] Mana
    As an added bonus, I also added
    a sensitivity-increasing gas!
[17:33] Mana
    To perform the Ultimate Love Ritual,
[17:35] Mana
    added sensitivity will
    increase your feelings, too!
[17:38] Mana
    Here, here, here...
[17:41] ---
    Here, here, here...
[17:47] Mana
    This kitty has a very cute cry.
[17:51] Mana
    It should start working on you,
    since you're breathing it, too!
[17:59] Mirei
    Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!
[18:01] Mana
    I can't stand it!
[18:03] Mana
    Nothing beats seeing a serious girl
     lose control to her desires!
[18:07] Mana
    Come on! The maidens are fully prepared!
[18:10] Mana
    All that's left is to do what
    you're meant to do as the Visitor!
[18:14] I
    Yeah!
[18:15] I
    Please! Have my child!
[18:18] Both
    Okay!
[18:24] Mana
    Wait, relax, you guys!
[18:26] Mana
    Calm down!
[18:28] Mana
    Stop, no food now!
[18:30] Mana
    Oh no, my body is sensitive from that gas!
[18:34] Mana
    Stop! Don't look at me like beasts!
[18:38] Mana
    Not there... What's this? Don't stop!
[18:41] Mana
    No! I'm gonna get wild!
[18:44] Mana
    More, more, more, come on!
[18:48] Mana
    And so, the bond between
    the three strengthened,
[18:51] Mana
    and two strong Star Children were born!
[18:55] Alfie
    Itsuki-san, I watched The Bachelor!
[18:58] Alfie
    I was so surprised at the conclusion!
[19:02] I
    I'm kinda embarrassed.
[19:04] Alfie
    But I'm glad strong Star Children
     were born in the end.
[19:08] I
    Yeah.
[19:09] I
    The offering of the Star Wards
    is going smoothly, too.
[19:13] I
    At this rate, it won't be long before we can
[19:15] ---
    seal all 12 Labyrinths of Constellations.
[19:18] Alfie
    That's amazing.
[19:19] Alfie
    I expected nothing less of you.
[19:21] Alfie
    But after you fulfill
    your duty as the Visitor,
[19:24] Alfie
    you'll be going back to Sola, right?
[19:27] Alfie
    Soon I won't be able to see you anymore?
[19:33] Alfie
    N-No, that was nothing.
[19:35] Alfie
    Please don't mind me.
[19:40] Alfie
    That roar again!
[19:41] Mana
    Itsuki, you have to come
    to the castle right away!
[19:46] Sh
    It seems you have all gathered here.
[19:48] Sh
    Please, begin.
[19:50] N
    Actually, I was researching
    the ancient documents,
[19:53] N
    and I found out that
    Granvania has a labyrinth
[19:55] ---
    other than the 12 Labyrinths
    of Constellations.
[19:59] I
    What did you say?!
[20:00] N
    This ancient document describes the
    existence of a 13th labyrinth.
[20:05] N
    And in there,
[20:06] ---
    according to the writings,
    the 13th phantom is sealed.
[20:11] I
    By 13th phantom, does it mean something
    different to the Impurity Lords?
[20:15] Mana
    It seems like the 13th phantom
[20:18] ---
    is the source of Impurities in this world.
[20:21] Mana
    In other words, the Impurities will be
    revived again unless we seal it.
[20:26] I
    How can that be?
[20:27] N
    However, we still haven't found the
    entrance to the 13th labyrinth,
[20:31] N
    or figured out how we can prevent the revival.
[20:33] N
    I want you to offer
[20:35] ---
    all the remaining Star Wards
    of the 12 constellations
[20:39] N
    while we find the answers.
[20:40] I
    I understand.
[20:41] Sh
    Sealing the 13th phantom.
[20:45] Sh
    That will be the next duty of the Visitor.
[20:48] Sh
    It will be an even tougher
    battle than before, Itsuki.
[20:51] ---
    Yes...
[20:53] Mana
    Hmm...
[20:55] I
    What is it, Mana?
[20:56] Mana
    There were 12 labyrinths and 12 maidens.
[20:59] Mana
    And now, the existence of the 13th
    labyrinth has come to light, which means...
[21:04] Mana
    Congratulations, Itsuki!
[21:06] Mana
    This must be a sign that
    there's also a 13th maiden!
[21:10] Mana
    As soon as you finish the Love
    Ritual with the 12 maidens,
[21:12] Mana
    you'll have a new girl
    you can have fun conquering!
[21:17] Mana
    Nose bleed!
[21:18] I
    Yeah, yeah.
[21:20] Mana
    But I wonder where she is.
[21:23] Mana
    Could it be me, by any chance?
[21:25] I
    I can learn to like beasts.
[21:26] Mana
    Sheesh, you sure are a real pervert.
[21:29] Mana
    I have someone else in mind, too!
[21:32] Mana
    Who says a maiden has to be a girl?
[21:38] I
    Maybe.
[21:40] Mana
    Wow! Maybe the next episode
    will be Boys' Love Ritual?!
[21:45] Mana
    No! But I don't hate it!
[21:48] Mana
    Female viewership will improve for sure!
[21:51] Mana
    Huh?
[21:55] Alfie
    Goodbye isn't a word of farewell...
SIGN    My Child, Welcome!
SIGN    Let's Try Giving Birth, Together
[23:37] Mana
    Pizza Margherita.

9 - Let's Try Giving Birth, Together
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[00:00] N
    I was just researching
    the ancient documents,
[00:02] N
    and I found out that
    Granvania has a labyrinth
[00:05] N
    other than the twelve
     Labyrinths of Constellations.
[00:09] Mana
    Congratulations, Itsuki!
[00:10] Mana
    This must be a sign that
    there's also a thirteenth maiden!
[01:45] I
    A new maiden?
[01:50] Mana
    I wonder where she is?
[01:53] I
    A new maiden?
[02:01] I
    Not a woman?
[02:18] I
    Wait a minute! Cool off!
[02:20] I
    Calm down!
[02:21] Mana
    Even if your brain's telling you to
    calm down, your body isn't listening.
[02:25] Mana
    The more you try to cool your head,
     the more your body heats up.
[02:29] Mana
    It's getting maddeningly hot and it
    feels like you're engulfed in flames!
[02:33] Mana
    It's hot here, here, here,
    here, here, and here!
[02:37] Mana
    I'm burning up! I can't take it anymore!
[02:44] Mana
    Burning!
[02:46] Mana
    Crispy margherita!
[02:48] S
    Oh, if it isn't Itsuki!
[02:51] S
    What a coincidence.
[02:56] S
    Ouch.
[02:58] S
    Better not burn myself.
[03:12] Mana
    Dripping sweat.
[03:14] Mana
    Twitching muscles.
[03:16] Mana
    There's no need for words.
[03:18] Mana
    Your instincts take over...
[03:19] Mana
    as wild breaths blow against you.
[03:40] S
    Itsuki.
[03:42] S
    What a coincidence.
[03:44] S
    I can't stop sweating.
[03:52] S
    See you.
[04:10] S
    We keep bumping into each other.
[04:17] S
    I'm wet.
[04:19] Mana
    Seiya's body wasn't the
     only thing getting wet.
[04:23] Mana
    Itsuki was wet, too.
[04:25] Mana
    His heart was burning up!
[04:29] Mana
    Love confused Itsuki.
[04:31] Mana
    This is Granvania,
[04:33] Mana
    where the Visitor around
    the corner gets wet...
[04:48] I
    Wait, this is a public bath for men.
[04:50] I
    It's normal that there's a lot of men here.
[04:52] Mana
    Itsuki was unsure of himself.
[04:54] Mana
    The smell of men all around him.
[04:57] Mana
    The fabulous scent caused a marvelous
    feeling to well up inside him.
[05:02] Mana
    Rising libido!
[05:06] Mana
    Yes, I am now about to
    open the forbidden door...
[05:12] Mana
    Even though I'm still hesitant...
[05:14] Mana
    I'll let my body take over...
[05:18] Mana
    The thirteenth maiden is a man?!
[05:21] Mana
    Maybe I can do it!
[05:24] I
    Enough of your weird narration!
[05:33] Mana
    Not so hard!
[05:35] Mana
    I'm starting to become dirty!
[05:37] Mana
    So dirty as you get cleaner!
[05:38] ---
    Jeez...
[05:39] S
    Huh? Itsuki?
[05:42] S
    I just happened to be here.
[05:45] S
    Maybe this isn't a coincidence anymore.
[05:53] Mana
    Not so hard!
[05:54] Mana
    I'm starting to become dirty!
[05:56] Mana
    So dirty as you get cleaner!
[06:01] Mana
    No, if you keep scrubbing me...
[06:03] Mana
    I-I-I... no!
[06:05] Mana
    I can't take it anymore!
[06:07] Mana
    That's... that's... a danger zone!
[06:09] S
    Maybe it's fate... right?
[06:10] S
    Fate? Coincidence? Supernatural?!
[06:16] S
    Want me to wash your back?
[06:18] I
    Huh? No... Next time.
[06:29] Mana
    Why are you staring blankly into space?
[06:31] Mana
    You have to find the thirteenth maiden
    and perform a Love Ritual!
[06:35] I
    Even though I don't know who it is?
[06:38] Mana
    He might be closer than you think!
[06:41] I
    Closer than I think?
[06:43] Mana
    Maybe he hasn't realized his destiny yet.
[06:46] I
    Even if he did, there's no guarantee
    that he would just show up.
[06:49] Mana
    No, he must know just how
    important a maiden's duty is!
[06:54] I
    Hey, can you stop saying
    "him" this and "him" that?
[06:58] Mana
    How come?
[06:59] I
    Why are you talking as if
    the thirteenth maiden is a man?
[07:03] Mana
    What? You're still worrying about that?!
[07:05] Mana
    We teased about a Love Ritual between
    two men at the end of the previous episode,
[07:09] Mana
    and that's where the story is
    going so far in this episode!
[07:12] I
    No way! It's a maiden!
[07:14] I
    How can that be a man?
[07:15] Mana
    You're still stuck on the stereotypes.
[07:18] Mana
    You'll never get rid of your old fart smell!
[07:21] Mana
    When you've finally finished
    Love Rituals with twelve maidens...
[07:24] Mana
    When you've finally bonded
    with the twelve women...
[07:28] Mana
    That's when they added the plot twist
    about a thirteenth labyrinth!
[07:33] Mana
    This means they're trying to
    stimulate and shock the viewers!
[07:38] I
    Plot twist?
[07:39] Mana
    Even in sentai or bishoujo series,
[07:41] Mana
    you get new allies midway through the season.
[07:44] Mana
    It can sometimes even be an enemy 
    commander, or an android...
[07:47] Mana
    That's trending right now.
[07:48] Mana
    The thirteenth maiden being a man...
[07:50] Mana
    That's not a stretch for episode 9 material.
[07:54] I
    You're very well-informed.
[07:55] Mana
    I've heard from Narcisstes
[07:58] Mana
    that the thirteenth labyrinth has
    been sealed all this time.
[08:04] Mana
    In other words, it's a forbidden door!
[08:07] I
    Don't twist the meaning like that!
[08:09] Mana
    Forbidden door! Then...
SIGN    Forbidden
[08:11] Mana
    could it be anything other
    than a Boys' Love Ritual?
SIGN    Forbidden
[08:15] Mana
    Visually so, as well!
[08:16] I
    No, no, no way!
[08:19] Mana
    Does that mean it'll be
    forbidden in some other way?
[08:25] Mana
    Where should we go?
SIGN    Forbidden
[08:27] ---
    What?!
[08:30] Mana
    Love Ritual with optional play.
[08:33] I
    No!
SIGN    Forbidden
[08:36] Mana
    Or sibling love?
[08:38] Mana
    Onii-chan, I don't mind.
SIGN    Forbidden
[08:41] Mana
    Or stepmother?
[08:43] Mana
    Are you sure you're fine with me?
[08:45] I
    I don't have a little sister or a stepmother!
[08:47] Mana
    Are you saying we should
    think outside the box?
[08:51] Mana
    Would you like an episode title
    of "Itsuki-kun and horsey"?
[08:54] I
    Horsey?
[08:57] Mana
    Will you go to Sue's farm and find a partner?
[09:01] Mana
    Are you going to drive the legal team crazy?
[09:03] Mana
    Which one would you like?
[09:05] Mana
    You can pick from all the cuties here!
[09:07] Mana
    You beast!
[09:08] Mana
    Who are you going to have?
[09:09] Mana
    Or maybe they'll have you!
[09:14] I
    No, no way!
[09:16] Mana
    What are we going to do, then?
[09:19] I
    Second round.
[09:20] Mana
    Huh?
[09:21] I
    I'll go for second rounds and
    make the next Star Child.
[09:23] Mana
    Second round?
[09:24] I
    I'll start with Mahiru, again...
[09:26] Mana
    This is the second round,
    so I've gained the skills.
[09:29] Mana
    I'm pretty confident this time.
[09:31] Mana
    Huh?!
[09:33] Mana
    Men are so simple-minded, don't you think?
[09:37] I
    They're maidens, after all.
[09:39] I
    And... women.
[09:41] Mana
    But that would still be a second round.
    Not the thirteenth maiden.
[09:46] Mana
    Reboots are important,
    but we need a new one here!
[09:49] I
    But a man?
[09:52] I
    It feels like I'm betraying
    Mahiru and the others...
[09:56] Mana
    Yeah?
[09:58] Mana
    What's the phrase you've
    said to all of twelve of them?
[10:06] (Flashback) I
    Please have my child.
[10:09] I
    I'm despicable!
[10:13] Mana
    Don't cry.
[10:15] Mana
    Well, I guess you would
    be despicable in Sola,
[10:17] Mana
    but in Granvania, those are the 
    words that will save the world.
[10:23] Mana
    What are you going to do?
[10:26] Mana
    Go for horses?
[10:27] I
    Not horses.
[10:28] Mana
    All right!
[10:32] Mana
    I guess this is pretty much it.
[10:34] I
    Way too few choices!
[10:37] Mana
    How can we introduce a new character now?
[10:40] Mana
    That would be too convenient!
[10:41] Mana
    It would be more visually
    pleasing with a hottie.
[10:44] Mana
    Tasty!
[10:48] I
    I mean, are they even...
[10:51] Mana
    Huh?
[10:52] I
    Well, you know...
[10:54] Mana
    Huh?
[10:56] Mana
    Oh! You mean, are they fine
    being with another man?
[10:58] I
    No!
[11:00] I
    Maidens have to be chaste, right?
[11:03] Mana
    Oh, you mean, are they virgins?
[11:07] Mana
    Narcisstes reads ancient documents
    and researches all the time,
[11:11] Mana
    so he's probably only had books as partners.
[11:13] N
    Please, please bind me!
[11:16] N
    Bind me and put me on a shelf!
[11:19] Mana
    Seiya, as you know, is a playboy and
    looks like he's good with women,
[11:22] Mana
    but guys like that would never want girls
    to know they're actually inexperienced
[11:26] Mana
    and throw away opportunities
    when there's a real chance.
[11:29] S
    No action for me.
[11:32] I
    No, the king can't be, right?
[11:35] Mana
    You'll know by whether or not he can
    perform the Love Ritual when the time comes.
[11:41] I
    It feels like you're not trying as hard as
    you did with the other twelve maidens.
[11:47] Mana
    That's not true.
[11:51] Mana
    Listen! This is all for saving Granvania!
[11:55] Mana
    To seal the thirteenth labyrinth!
[11:58] Mana
    We need a new Star Child!
[12:00] Mana
    There's no time for hesitation—
[12:01] I
    But I don't have any feelings for...
[12:03] Mana
    I know how you feel, but for the
    peace and future of Granvania...
[12:08] S
    Itsuki!
[12:10] S
    I was shooting for a new photo book.
[12:13] Both
    Selfies again?
[12:15] S
    Yeah.
[12:16] S
    Anyway, it looks like you're down, Itsuki.
[12:20] S
    Is something bothering you?
[12:21] S
    I'll be happy to hear you out,
     if you want.
[12:27] Mana
    Look, your prey has come on his own!
[12:36] S
    The theme of my next photo book is vampires.
[12:39] I
    I-I see.
[12:41] S
    Come on, you can tell me anything.
[12:44] I
    What am I supposed to say?
[12:45] I
    "Are you into guys?"
[12:46] I
    Or, "are you still a virgin?"
[12:49] S
    Aren't you thinking too much about others?
[12:51] I
    No, I can't do it with another guy.
[12:54] S
    I know how hard it must be for you.
[12:57] S
    You came to Granvania
    from Sola as the Visitor.
[13:01] S
    You don't know anyone,
[13:02] S
    nobody to lean on,
[13:04] S
    and you have to spend your days
    here alone as an outsider.
[13:06] I
    Actually, Mahiru is a
    childhood friend of mine.
[13:09] S
    Not only that, you have the
    duty of saving Granvania.
[13:12] S
    I know the loneliness and
    pressure you must be feeling!
[13:16] S
    It's the same for me.
[13:17] S
    They say I'm the number one womanizer
    in the nation, a playboy,
[13:21] S
    and I have to play my part
     to live up to the girls' expectations.
[13:23] S
    I have to spend my days
    alone making photo books.
[13:25] I
    You don't have friends?
[13:27] S
    This is not the real me!
[13:32] S
    I got a bit too excited.
[13:35] I
    Stop it.
[13:36] I
    Stop the sad look!
[13:38] S
    Itsuki, I'm the only one who
    can understand your loneliness.
[13:43] S
    Let's warm our lonely skins together.
[13:46] I
    Huh?
[13:47] I
    Isn't this a bit different from before?
[13:50] I
    Compared to how it went
    with the maidens before...
[13:52] I
    Well, all the previous maidens were girls,
[13:55] I
    so this time is definitely different, but...
[13:58] I
    Wait a minute, I'm the
    one who's being seduced?
[14:03] I
    Uh, um...
[14:05] S
    Are you nervous?
[14:07] I
    Nervous? More like...
[14:08] S
    That's good.
[14:10] I
    Good? What is?
[14:12] I
    Huh? What?
[14:14] S
    Live together, or just die alone?
[14:17] S
    Let's change our angle of thinking.
[14:24] S
    Relax a bit more.
[14:28] S
    Take two.
[14:37] I
    No...
[14:42] I
    Wait a second! I need a break!
[14:44] S
    You could've stayed the night.
[14:48] Mana
    Why did you run out like that?
[14:51] Mana
    You were so close!
[14:53] I
    He was almost on top of me!
[14:56] I
    If I kept going, I would've
    been the one to give birth!
[14:59] Mana
    Who cares who's the one giving birth now?
[15:02] I
    I care!
[15:03] I
    It's with another man!
[15:04] Mana
    Oh, well.
[15:06] Mana
    Let's go for the next one!
[15:08] I
    Next?
[15:09] N
    Who would've thought you
    would come to see me?
[15:14] Mana
    I thought maybe I should learn a
    bit more about the thirteenth labyrinth.
[15:19] Mana
    Smirk.
[15:20] Mana
    Don't do that.
[15:21] N
    That's a great attitude.
[15:24] N
    However, there are still many mysteries
[15:27] ---
    surrounding the thirteenth labyrinth,
    and I'm still researching.
[15:30] N
    I need more time.
[15:32] I
    Okay, see ya.
[15:34] Mana
    Hey, don't just leave!
[15:37] N
    Itsuki.
[15:38] I
    Uh, yes?
[15:39] N
    Don't burden yourself too much.
[15:42] N
    The sudden responsibility of shouldering
    the fate of Granvania as the Visitor...
[15:48] N
    That is probably something
    I will never fully understand.
[15:53] N
    I am thankful, from bottom of my heart.
[15:58] N
    We need you.
[16:00] I
    Narcisstes...
[16:02] N
    I have a question for you.
SIGN    History
[16:04] N
    Ancient hieroglyphs are hard to interpret.
[16:07] ---
    I'll help if I can.
[16:11] I
    M-My body is really stiff,
[16:14] I
    so I can't do it!
[16:18] N
    According to ancient documents,
[16:20] N
    human culture is difficult to understand.
[16:25] Mana
    Stopping right before the action again?!
[16:27] Mana
    Why are you teasing me?
[16:29] I
    Well, he's still a man.
[16:32] Mana
    Why does that bother you so much?
[16:33] Mana
    Just go for it!
[16:35] I
    It just feels wrong for me.
[16:39] I
    I can't abandon my values so easily.
[16:41] Mana
    You can easily abandon
    and change your values.
[16:45] I
    Well, your values must have
    been messed up from the start.
[16:49] Mana
    I used to be an Impurity.
[16:52] I
    You were an Impurity?
[16:54] Mana
    A magician in this nation brought me
     out of a labyrinth a hundred years ago.
[16:59] I
    How did they just allow an
    Impurity to roam around free?
[17:02] Mana
    They didn't.
[17:04] Mana
    I've been told that the magician was trying
    to give consciousness to Impurities,
[17:07] Mana
    and tried to find a way to coexist.
[17:11] Mana
    But the magician died before
    he could complete his work.
[17:16] Mana
    Leaving me behind...
[17:17] Mana
    I was an Impurity who was left behind,
[17:20] Mana
    and I was all alone.
[17:22] Mana
    I was very confused,
    and didn't know what to do.
[17:25] Mana
    Not only that, the government
    found out about my existence,
[17:29] ---
    and tried to cleanse me.
[17:31] I
    Cleanse you, Mana?
[17:33] Mana
    Because Impurities shouldn't exist.
[17:36] Mana
    But surprisingly, that Visitor
    didn't kill me, and protected me.
[17:42] Mana
    I have been serving this nation ever since.
[17:46] I
    That Visitor...
[17:48] Mana
    ...is Shangri-La!
[17:50] I
    What? The king?!
[17:51] Mana
    Details on our website!
SIGN    "Check the official website for details!"
[17:53] I
    Hey!
[17:54] Mana
    Got it?
[17:55] Mana
    You can change yourself very easily.
[18:00] Mana
    It's not that bad for you.
[18:02] Mana
    As a Visitor, you're welcomed by everyone.
[18:05] Mana
    But as a former Impurity,
[18:07] Mana
    I shouldn't even be allowed to exist here.
[18:11] Mana
    Sometimes I hate myself... My tainted body...
[18:15] Mana
    Itsuki?
[18:16] I
    Don't blame it on yourself like that.
[18:20] Mana
    Itsuki...
[18:23] I
    It must be hard for you.
[18:28] Mana
    You sexual beast!
[18:31] I
    I think I've just broken a barrier.
[18:35] I
    Mana, I think I can do it.
[18:38] Mana
    The more you resist, the more you want it.
[18:42] Mana
    Please be gentle.
[18:47] Mana
    Hey, Itsuki!
[18:49] Mana
    You've shamed me!
[18:52] I
    If I can do Mana...
[18:53] I
    If I can do Mana, I...
[18:57] N
    Itsuki?
[18:58] I
    I can also do men!
[19:01] ---
    ...men! ...men! ...men! ...men!
[19:04] N
    Also? Also men?
[19:06] I
    Men and women... I want to break
    that barrier and get past it!
[19:10] I
    I want to save Granvania!
[19:12] Mana
    Well said, Itsuki!
[19:16] Mana
    I've prepared a room for the two of you!
[19:19] N
    Huh?
[19:20] Mana
    I called Seiya, too.
[19:22] Mana
    Come, come, come!
[19:24] N
    I understand the situation.
[19:26] S
    The thirteenth maiden is a man, huh?
[19:30] I
    You will have my child?
[19:33] S
    Hold on, Itsuki.
[19:34] I
    What? Wait for what?
[19:37] I
    I will no longer wait for anything!
[19:39] S
    Who would you pick?
[19:41] N
    Yes. Who would you pick as the thirteenth maiden?
[19:47] I
    Both of you.
[19:48] Both
    Huh?
[19:49] I
    I don't care about men or women,
    or the thirteenth or whatever.
[19:53] I
    You're both the important thirteenth maiden.
[19:56] I
    I want the three of us to save Granvania!
[19:59] ---
    Unless you don't want to.
[20:01] S
    That's not fair, Itsuki.
[20:03] N
    Sheesh, we can't complain
    when you say it so sincerely.
[20:09] S
    But that sincerity...
[20:11] N
    is what's good about you.
[20:12] I
    So you will have my child?
[20:16] N
    Will we be able to?
[20:18] I
    Don't worry, just do it.
[20:21] N
    Let's do it.
[20:23] S
    Let us do it.
[20:25] I
    Open, forbidden door!
[20:31] Mana
    Wonderful!
[20:39] Mana
    That was a sight to behold.
[20:42] Mana
    So very interesting!
[20:43] I
    Mana, neither of them was the one?
[20:45] Mana
    Of course not!
[20:48] Mana
    How can there be a Love Ritual
    between men?
[20:52] I
    Are you telling me you were playing me?!
[20:55] Mana
    That's not it, Itsuki!
[20:57] Mana
    You have now leveled up!
[21:00] I
    Leveled up?
[21:01] Mana
    For you humans, the more
    open-minded, the better.
[21:05] I
    Open-minded?
[21:07] N
    I knew about this from the start.
[21:09] I
    You did?
[21:11] Mana
    Now, you can love the thirteenth
    maiden with fresh feelings.
[21:15] I
    Fresh feelings...
[21:16] Mana
    I mean, you can even do men!
[21:20] S
    You seem stronger than yesterday.
[21:23] N
    We're counting on you for
    the future of Granvania.
[21:25] I
    It's not fair that you've known all along.
[21:29] S
    I was serious, though.
[21:43] I
    Not just with women
[21:44] I
    or with men.
[21:46] I
    It's about having feelings for each other
[21:48] I
    that will become an irreplaceable bond.
[21:51] I
    Whether you prefer women
[21:53] I
    or men,
[21:54] I
    I'm sure that you, too,
[21:56] I
    are a Visitor for someone out there.
SIGN    Let's Try Giving Birth, Together
SIGN    My Children, Thirteen of them!?
[23:36] Mana
    Mole on your tushie.

10 - My Children, Thirteen of Them!?
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[00:13] I
    It wasn't the men.
[00:16] I
    Then who is the thirteenth maiden?
[00:20] I
    She must be someone close to me,
    who always assists me from behind the scenes.
[00:26] I
    Mana?!
[00:28] I
    No, someone that lewd couldn't
    possibly be a maiden.
[00:33] I
    Wait... Maybe the lewdness
    makes her a special maiden?
[00:37] Mana
    Say what?!
[00:39] I
    But Mana's so fat.
[00:41] ---
    Even I can't go for that.
[00:43] Mana
    Y-You're so mean... You've broken my heart!
[00:47] Mana
    You'll pay for this, Itsuki!
[00:49] I
    But I'll definitely find her!
[00:52] I
    After all, there's always only one truth!
[00:54] I
    I'll make my grandpa proud!
[00:57] Mana
    You've got so many things wrong.
[00:59] Mana
    I don't even feel like correcting you.
[01:03] Mana
    In any case, you have to clear
    the twelfth labyrinth first!
[01:07] I
    Right...
[02:51] I
    She got me!
[02:53] Libra
    Uh, when this happens...
[02:55] Cancer
    T-Treat his wound!
[02:57] Alfie
    You fool!
[02:59] Alfie
    That's not it!
[03:00] Alfie
    When this happens...
[03:01] Liesse
    You rookies! Don't make me repeat myself!
[03:05] Liesse
    You have to play your role!
[03:08] Cancer
    Leave the recovery of the
    Visitor to us in the rear,
[03:11] Cancer
    and the rest of you on the front line
[03:13] ---
    should block the second and third attacks.
[03:16] Liesse
    We have to protect the
    Visitor using teamwork!
[03:19] Liesse
    Isn't that right, Alfie?
[03:20] Alfie
    Y-Yes.
[03:21] Liesse
    All right, let's try this again!
[03:25] I
    They're like mini-Alfies.
[03:27] Alfie
    They're nothing like me!
[03:30] I
    All right, that's it for today's training.
[03:36] Alfie
    Geez, Itsuki-san, please don't go easy on them.
[03:39] Alfie
    If they are weak, your life will be in danger.
[03:44] I
    No, I want them to rest
    and preserve their energy.
[03:50] I
    We'll go defeat the twelfth
    Impurity Lord tomorrow.
[04:04] I
    Is everyone asleep?
[04:05] Alfie
    Yes, they're sound asleep.
[04:09] Alfie
    I'm praying for your safety.
[04:12] I
    Right.
[04:18] I
    All right, A Team will be a diversion.
[04:21] I
    Slip past the Impurity and get behind it.
[04:24] I
    B Team, attack from the right,
    and C Team, attack from the left.
[04:28] I
    I'll go for the finishing blow.
[04:29] All
    Okay!
[04:31] Mana
    This is the Sagittarius
    Impurity Lord, Tentatores!
[04:35] Mana
    It uses many fire-based attacks!
[04:39] Mana
    Watch out for its spear strikes!
[04:42] I
    Okay, let's do it!
[04:55] I
    All right! Get around it and attack!
[04:58] I
    C Team, follow me!
[05:07] Sagittarius
    Ow...
[05:09] Virgo
    Sagittarius!
[05:10] Libra
    Run!
[05:15] I
    Are you all right?
[05:17] Sagittarius
    Visitor-sama, don't mind me—
[05:21] I
    We'll all go back together!
[05:22] I
    I'm not leaving anyone behind!
[05:25] Virgo
    Over here!
[05:34] Cancer
    You're fine now.
[05:35] I
    Thanks.
[05:37] Sagittarius
    I'm so relieved!
[05:38] I
    There's no time to cry.
[05:40] I
    It's going to be okay.
    Remember your training.
[05:43] Sagittarius
    Okay!
[05:51] I
    This is the end!
[06:06] I
    It's over.
[06:07] Mana
    Itsuki, that was an impressive fight.
[06:11] Mana
    This is the end of a long battle.
[06:14] Mana
    Huh? This is strange.
[06:17] Mana
    What's going on?
[06:18] Mana
    Nothing is happening.
[06:23] Mana
    What exactly is going on?
[06:34] Mana
    Wh-What's this light?!
[06:46] I
    We can't return yet, as I thought.
[07:04] Mana
    Why? Why did nothing happen?
[07:08] S
    Unfortunately, it seems we were unable
[07:10] ---
    to prevent the revival of the thirteenth phantom.
[07:12] Mana
    Then, you mean...
[07:14] N
    Yes, but fortunately the
    entrance is still sealed.
[07:20] S
    Itsuki, you must find the thirteenth
    maiden as soon as possible
[07:24] S
    and prepare for the final battle.
[07:27] I
    Yes, sir!
[07:28] I
    Let's go, Mana.
[07:29] Mana
    Yeah.
[07:34] Alfie
    Mirei-chan, what brings you here?
[07:37] Mirei
    The thirteenth labyrinth appeared earlier.
[07:41] Mirei
    That's why I was worried about you...
[07:43] Alfie
    Sorry, I'm in a rush.
[07:46] Alfie
    I have to prepare to see Itsuki-san.
[08:01] Alfie
    The day to use this has finally come.
SIGN    Maiden's Charm  My Birthday
[08:04] Alfie
    A special magic book I obtained from Sola.
[08:08] Alfie
    I'm sure Itsuki-san will finally
    realize I'm the thirteenth maiden.
[08:14] Alfie
    Tie this to a bow knot, and...
SIGN    Effect may vary by user.
[08:19] Alfie
    Now's the chance!
[08:24] Alfie
    If no one notices it for three days...
[08:27] Mana
    What the heck is this?
[08:29] Mana
    There's some trash on your back.
[08:32] Mana
    What is this?!
[08:34] Mana
    How creepy. Could it be some kind of curse?
[08:36] Mana
    Stay away!
[08:38] I
    Who could've done something like that?
[08:44] Alfie
    This one next!
SIGN    Itsuki Loves Alfie
[08:47] Alfie
    If I can finish using this eraser
     without anyone touching it,
SIGN    This is merely a personal opinion.
[08:50] Alfie
    I'm sure Itsuki-san will...
[08:54] Alfie
    Good! I should be able to
    finish this right away!
[08:57] T
    Alfie! A delivery for you!
[09:00] T
    Here, please give me your stamp or signature!
[09:03] Alfie
    I don't have my stamp here, so I'll sign.
[09:06] T
    Right over there, please.
[09:07] T
    You're using a pencil! Please use a pen!
[09:11] Alfie
    Oh, sorry.
[09:13] Alfie
    Let's see... here it is—
[09:22] Alfie
    I have no choice, it's time for that one!
SIGN    Itsuki LOVE
[09:25] Alfie
    Write down the name of the person I like...
[09:27] Alfie
    rip it in half...
[09:28] Alfie
    roll it up...
[09:29] Alfie
    and swallow!
[09:38] Alfie
    I can't... do this...
[09:40] Alfie
    I have to tell him in person.
[09:43] I
    I'm looking for the thirteenth maiden!
[09:47] I
    It's a once a lifetime opportunity
    to be the thirteenth maiden!
[09:52] Mana
    Did this emblem appear on an
    innocent virgin out there?
[09:56] Mana
    Come out now and engage in
[09:59] ---
    a sweaty and sensual
    Love Ritual with this Visitor!
[10:03] Mana
    Don't worry, I have already
    researched all the sensitive spots
[10:07] Mana
    that would make Itsuki happy!
[10:10] Alfie
    Itsuki-san!
[10:16] I
    I thought I just heard Alfie's voice...
[10:18] Mana
    You must have imagined it.
[10:19] Mana
    Let's hurry.
[10:21] I
    Is the thirteenth maiden out there?
[10:24] I
    We're looking for the
    girl who has this emblem!
[10:28] Mana
    The thirteenth maiden will be the
    first in hundreds of years!
[10:33] Mana
    So, if you come out now,
[10:35] Mana
    I'll give you my handmade see-through
    pink negligee as a present!
[10:40] Mana
    You can almost see the important parts,
     but not quite!
[10:42] Mana
    It's super-duper sexy!
[10:44] Mana
    Of course, it's a limited
    edition that's not for sale!
[10:47] Alfie
    Itsuki-san, um...
[10:52] Mana
    What is it?
[10:54] I
    I was just impressed with
    how popular Seiya is.
[10:57] I
    Maybe I had the wrong idea about him.
[10:59] Mana
    Well, I guess so.
[11:03] I
    Is the thirteenth maiden out there?
[11:06] I
    We're looking for a beautiful
    young girl who has this emblem!
[11:11] Mana
    What was that? What did you just say now?
[11:16] Mana
    The Visitor is having impure thoughts!
[11:18] ---
    That's why she won't show up!
[11:20] Alfie
    Itsuki-san! I'm the thirteenth...
[11:28] Mana
    This place is too noisy.
[11:30] Mana
    Let's go somewhere else.
[11:32] I
    Yeah.
[11:36] Alfie
    P-Please... Wait...
[11:42] Alfie
    No! I failed again!
[11:46] Alfie
    I need a strong charm—
[11:48] Mana
    What the hell are you doing?!
[11:50] Mana
    We were waiting forever,
    and you didn't show up,
[11:53] Mana
    so I came to check on you.
[11:54] Mana
    I never thought you'd be using
    some useless good luck charm!
[11:57] Mana
    Start acting like a real maiden,
    and let yourself be known!
[12:00] Alfie
    How did you know that I'm a maiden?
[12:03] Mana
    Some people said there was a girl who
    was screaming she was the thirteenth maiden,
[12:07] Mana
    and the girl they described
    couldn't have been anyone but you!
[12:11] Mana
    Come on, let's go see Itsuki now.
[12:13] Alfie
    No!
[12:14] Mana
    What are you doing?
[12:16] Alfie
    No.
[12:17] Mana
    Why not?
[12:20] Alfie
    Encounters have to be sudden... or trendy!
SIGN    Dear Alfie
SIGN    from Otabito's  Diary
[12:26] Alfie
    My father left me this.
[12:30] Mana
    A videotape?
[12:32] Alfie
    He said I have to show it to the Visitor,
[12:36] ---
    if I am to become a maiden.
[12:39] Mana
    Do I have to show that to Itsuki?
[12:44] Mana
    Uh, um...
[12:52] I
    It was her, after all!
[12:54] Mana
    Well, I knew it from the start.
[12:57] I
    Liar.
[12:58] Mana
    It was obvious that the thirteenth maiden
    couldn't be anyone but Alfie!
[13:02] Mana
    I've kept quiet all this time,
    but take a look at the OP!
[13:05] Mana
    Here.
[13:06] I
    Oh, you're right!
[13:08] Mana
    Everyone else knew too, right?
[13:10] Mana
    Only you didn't.
[13:13] I
    Who's "everybody"?
[13:14] Mana
    Don't worry about it.
[13:15] Mana
    Anyway, she gave me this.
[13:19] Mana
    Apparently, you can get the hint for
    deepening your bond if you watch this.
[13:40] Yuuji
    Even if the earth starts spinning the
    other way around, we won't be separated!
[13:45] Yuuko
    Of course!
[13:46] ---
    You would chase me to the end of
    the universe, even if I ran away!
[14:00] Hiroshi
    I will never forgive you!
[14:02] Takashi
    Let go of me.
[14:11] I
    Wh-What is this?
[14:14] Mana
    It's so wonderful!
[14:16] Mana
    I want to be in a cool, trendy,
    lovey-dovey show like this!
[14:21] Mana
    I want to watch more of it!
[14:23] I
    Sorry, I can't...
[14:25] Mana
    You fool!
[14:26] Mana
    You can't see how good this drama series is?
[14:28] Mana
    You're so lame!
[14:30] Mana
    How can you expect to catch my heart—
[14:32] Mana
    Catch Alfie's heart like that?
[14:37] Mana
    Alfie wants a trendy romance,
[14:41] ---
    so shut your trap, and make it trendy!
[14:43] Mana
    Trendy is the best!
[15:01] Alfie
    What a beautiful sunset.
[15:03] I
    Yeah.
[15:06] Mana
    An Italian dinner next, and the present
    will be a heart-shaped necklace.
[15:10] Mana
    Alfie is practically already seduced!
[15:13] Mana
    I'm a genius for coming up with this plan.
[15:27] Alfie
    That was delicious!
[15:29] ---
    I'm glad.
[15:31] I
    Sorry, Mana, but please
    return to the foster home.
[15:35] Mana
    Huh? What about the present?
[15:38] Mana
    Are you sure about this?
[15:40] I
    Yeah, thanks.
[15:42] Mana
    Don't blame me if you fail!
[15:45] I
    Wow, what a collection!
[15:48] Alfie
    P-Please don't stare like that.
[15:50] I
    Sorry for barging in.
[15:52] I
    I'm sure you would've
    preferred a trendy date.
[15:55] Alfie
    It's all right! It's fine!
[15:57] Alfie
    That was enough.
[15:59] I
    I realized that I didn't want to
    be part of a made-up drama show.
[16:03] I
    I wanted to know more about the real you.
[16:08] Mana
    Your bond won't deepen one bit
    from lame conversation like that!
[16:11] Mana
    Alfie said she wanted a trendy date!
[16:15] Mana
    An at-home date is the polar
    opposite of bubble-era dates!
[16:18] Mana
    It's boring! Boring as hell!
[16:21] I
    But why do you like idols from Sola?
[16:25] I
    The ones from many years ago, too.
[16:27] Alfie
    Actually, my parents...
[16:31] I
    They're from this world though, right?
[16:33] Alfie
    Anyway, what are your parents like?
[16:37] Alfie
    They must both be really
    worried with you disappearing.
[16:41] I
    You haven't heard from Mana about them?
[16:43] Alfie
    No, I haven't.
[16:46] I
    Actually, they passed away in an accident.
[16:51] Alfie
    I... um...
[16:54] Alfie
    I'm sorry, Itsuki-san.
[16:56] I
    It's all right.
[16:57] I
    I'm already over it,
    so don't feel bad.
[17:01] Alfie
    But...
[17:02] I
    It's fine.
[17:05] I
    All right, then...
[17:29] I
    ...that pretty much sums it up.
[17:32] I
    I was going to listen to your stories,
    but I ended up talking the whole time.
[17:41] I
    Uh, um...
[17:43] I
    What kind of books do you usually read?
[17:46] Alfie
    Well, I guess about entertainment,
    martial arts, and...
[17:53] Alfie
    This one's a secret.
[17:56] Mana
    Tsk! Itsuki would've seen
    the deceitful woman she is,
[18:00] Mana
    for using some Sola magic
    to capture his heart!
[18:06] Mana
    Huh? Whose side am I on?
[18:09] ---
    Huh? What's this?
[18:11] Alfie
    That's...
SIGN    Visitor Secret Project
SIGN    Put your life at stake  to protect the Visitor
[18:12] I-TS
    Visitor Secret Project...
[18:15] I-TS
    Put your life at stake to
     protect the Visitor...
[18:18] ---
    Um... That is...
SIGN    Libra
SIGN    Leo
SIGN    A Team
SIGN    B Team
SIGN    Visitor-sama
[18:24] I
    Incredible.
[18:30] I
    Thank you, Alfie.
[18:32] I
    To be honest, I was worried if I would
    ever be able to return home alive.
[18:37] I
    But you were protecting me
     this whole time.
[18:42] Alfie
    No, we're the ones being protected.
[18:46] I
    This must be why I never felt alone
[18:49] ---
    when I was in the labyrinth.
[18:52] Mana
    I'm the one who's looking
    after you 24 hours a day!
[18:58] Mana
    You can't even go on a
    single date without me!
[19:03] I
    Alfie...
[19:04] Alfie
    Yes?
[19:07] Alfie
    Please, don't look at me like that...
[19:11] Alfie
    You're making me nervous.
[19:13] I
    Why?
[19:14] Alfie
    Well...
[19:15] I
    I want to look at you more.
[19:19] I
    I prepared something because
    I wanted to deepen our bond.
[19:25] I
    Although... I'm not sure if you'll like it.
[19:30] Alfie
    It's so wonderful!
[19:32] I
    I feel bad for saying this to your father,
[19:34] I
    but I think the pure idol
    image suits you better
[19:36] ---
    than a trendy idol from the past.
[19:40] Alfie
    This is the happiest moment of my life.
[19:51] Alfie
    You would chase me to the end of
    the universe, even if I ran away!
[19:56] I
    That's a bit scary.
[19:58] Mana
    I didn't know that dress was a present!
[20:02] Mana
    I thought Itsuki was going to use it
     himself for an alternative hobby,
[20:06] Mana
    and that's why I burned the midnight oil
    to place every stitch with care!
[20:11] Mana
    And you two spinning around
    in front of me like that...
[20:14] Mana
    I should be the Cinderella
    dancing around in there!
[20:22] I
    Alfie, I want you to have my child,
[20:24] ---
    and raise her to become strong.
[20:26] Alfie
    Yes, please leave it to me.
[20:32] I
    What's wrong, Alfie?
[20:33] Alfie
    My stomach...
[20:35] Alfie
    I... may not be able to make it...
[20:42] I
    Alfie?
[20:43] I
    Get yourself together!
[20:44] I
    Alfie? Alfie?!
[20:48] Mana
    Don't worry.
[20:49] Mana
    It wasd just some loose bowels.
[20:51] Mana
    It seems she swallowed some paper.
[20:54] Mana
    I wonder if her brain is also made of muscle.
[20:58] Mana
    They say love is blind, and I guess
[21:02] ---
    that can even make you
    believe in foolish charms.
[21:05] Mana
    How careless of a girl like me to forget...
[21:09] Mana
    but I guess I'll wait a bit longer
    before I give this to her.
SIGN    Stomach  Pain   Medicine
[21:31] Alfie
    Wh-What do you think?
[21:34] I
    It looks really good on you.
[21:36] Alfie
    You're making me blush!
[21:40] I
    But...
[21:42] I
    I only want you to wear it for me.
[21:47] I
    I don't want anyone else to see it.
[21:50] I
    Alfie, please have my child.
[21:53] Alfie
    Yes.
SIGN    My Children, Thirteen of Them!?
SIGN    Are You Going to Tell Me That 
    You Want Me to Have Your Child
[23:37] Mana
    Ikkun.

11 - Are You Going to Tell Me That You Want Me to Have Your Child?
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[00:18] M
    Can you hear me, everyone around
    the world who just tuned in?
[00:23] M
    I am speaking directly to your heart.
[00:27] M
    This is not a malicious video
[00:31] ---
    that will demand payment after viewing,
[00:34] M
    nor will it extract your
    personal information
[00:36] ---
    or upload viruses to your computer.
[00:41] M
    This is truly sacred like nothing else...
SIGN    "Special Love Ritual"
[00:48] M
    Yes! This is a touching
    documentary of love and bonding!
[00:53] M
    Behold! Their bond is
    about to reach its climaxー
[00:59] M
    And so the thirteenth
    Star Child was born.
[01:08] M
    She was just born, but she's already
     the center of attention.
[01:11] I
    Yeah, but isn't she a little bit different
    from the other Star Children?
[01:17] M
    Actually, she's clearly different.
[01:19] I
    Hey, Alfie, is she...
[01:22] I
    Alfie?!
[01:23] M
    What's wrong?
[01:26] I
    Looks like she's a little tired.
[01:29] I
    She'll be fine, so keep
    getting to know each other.
[01:32] M
    Yeah, communication is the
    first step to team work!
[01:34] M
    Okay!
[01:40] M
    Unbelievable! How did you not notice
     Alfie was in such bad shape?!
[01:44] I
    You don't care about her anymore
    now that you're done with her?
[01:47] M
    It's not like that!
[01:51] Alfie
    Sentimental journey...
[02:00] Alfie
    Sentimenー
[02:07] N
    My king,
[02:08] N
    the child is born.
[02:11] S
    I see.
[02:12] S
    It is finally the time to reveal the truth.
[02:16] S
    Summon him here.
[02:18] N
    Yes, my lord.
[03:54] M
    I've told you so many times!
[03:56] M
    It's important to follow up
    after you're done!
[04:00] I
    I understand that now.
[04:02] M
    Is that right?
[04:04] I
    I'm no match for Mana-sensei, who's had
    hundreds of successful relationships.
[04:08] I
    Still, I'm surprised there's something
    similar to Christmas in this world.
[04:14] M
    Do you miss the world of Sola?
[04:17] I
    Just a little bit.
[04:22] M
    Over there!
[04:24] M
    I'll stop by the used book store!
[04:26] M
    Master Pervert Baron's first editions
    might be waiting to be found!
[04:31] I
    Don't stay there for too long.
[04:33] I
    I'll be close by.
[04:35] M
    I know!
[04:38] I
    What should I do?
[04:41] [SONG] TS
    Idol Goods Shop
[04:42] I
    Idol goods shop?
[04:44] I
    Maybe I'll find something
    that Alfie will like.
[04:48] I
    Why do they have so many Sola idol goods?
[04:51] I
    Not only that...
SIGN    Seeking
SIGN    Love
[04:54] [SONG] I
    Double-Sided Folder
[04:54] [SONG] I
    One-Sided Folder
[04:56] I
    Excuse me, could you recommend something
[04:59] ---
    for an 80s idol present?
SIGN    Idols4life
[05:02] Employee
    You must be an enthusiast!
[05:03] Employee
    I think the Sweet Class of '82
     would be a good choice.
[05:06] I
    I-I see...
[05:08] Employee
    Thanks for coming!
[05:09] Employee
    Say hi to your girlfriend for me!
[05:13] I
    The employee strongly recommended it...
[05:16] I
    but I wonder if Alfie will really like it?
[05:19] N
    Itsuki!
[05:21] I
    Narcisstes?
[05:23] N
    The king has something important to tell you.
[05:25] N
    Please come with me.
[05:27] I
    Something important?
[05:29] M
    Yahoo!
[05:30] M
    I've finally found it!
[05:32] M
    A first edition of Master Pervert Baron's
    legendary masterpiece!
[05:35] M
    I'll show Itsuki...
[05:37] M
    Huh?
[05:38] ---
    Itsuki and Narcisstes...
[05:40] M
    Where are they going?
[05:45] M
    It's starting to snow.
[05:50] S
    I want you to keep what
    I'm about to tell you to yourself.
[05:56] I
    All right.
[05:57] S
    As you already know,
[05:59] S
    sealing the thirteenth phantom
[06:01] ---
    is the only way to reverse
    the chaos of the stars.
[06:05] I
    Yes, so I have to go to the thirteenth labyrinth,
[06:09] ---
    and defeat the thirteenth phantom, right?
[06:16] I
    What is it?
[06:18] I
    Is there something I need to
    know about the thirteenth phantom?
[06:21] N
    You can't defeat the thirteenth phantom the way
    you did the previous Impurity Lords.
[06:27] I
    What's so different about the thirteenth phantom?!
[06:30] N
    The thirteenth phantom is...
[06:33] M
    Itsuki!
[06:35] M
    This is the first edition of Master
    Pervert Baron's legendary masterpiece!
[06:38] M
    Its title is "The Thirteenth
    Reality!" I finally got it!
[06:44] M
    Darn, it's a word off.
[06:46] M
    Anyway, where's Itsuki?
[06:49] S
    According to the ancient documents,
    the thirteenth phantom cannot be defeated.
[06:53] I
    Can't be defeated?
[06:55] I
    Are you saying that I can't
    defeat the thirteenth phantom?
[06:58] N
    However, a method of sealing
    the thirteenth phantom...
[07:03] N
    A certain ritual was
    recorded in the documents.
[07:07] N
    It is the Ritual of the Great Star Ward.
[07:10] I
    Ritual of the Great Star Ward?
[07:12] I
    Does that mean I should offer
    a Star Ward like before?
[07:16] I
    But where's the Star Ward
    of the thirteenth phantom?
[07:20] M
    Are you here?
[07:22] M
    Here?
[07:24] M
    Don't tell me he already went
    to find the thirteenth phantom!
[07:28] M
    Where did you go?
[07:30] M
    The only place left is... over there?
[07:32] M
    There he is!
[07:34] S
    The Great Star Ward is
    not just any Star Ward.
[07:38] Mana
    Say it two more times!
[07:39] Mana
    Sound natural!
[07:43] S
    The Great Star Ward refers to
    the Visitor with twelve emblems.
[07:48] S
    In other words, it is you.
[07:53] I
    Are you saying that,
    in order to seal the thirteenth phantom,
[07:58] I
    I have to be the sacrifice?
[08:02] I
    I'm... the sacrifice?
[08:05] I
    I-Is there any other way?
[08:09] N
    There...
[08:11] S
    ...isn't.
[08:12] M
    What?!
[08:13] M
    Itsuki has to become the sacrifice
    to seal the thirteenth phantom?!
[08:18] M
    Yay! I've achieved my goal of repeating
    important things thirteen times!
[08:30] M
    Itsuki... is the sacrifice?
[08:35] M
    He'll be the sacrifice...
[08:37] M
    The sacrifice...
[08:42] I
    What should I do after hearing that?
[08:47] I
    What should I...
[08:48] M
    Itsuki! There you are!
[08:51] M
    Did you bring a girl over to the castle?
[08:54] M
    That castle is the king's castle!
[08:56] M
    It's not a love hotel by
    a highway interchange!
[08:59] M
    You're a player as usual!
[09:01] I
    Hey, Mana...
[09:03] I
    Please leave me alone for now.
[09:32] I
    Everybody...
[09:34] I
    seems so happy...
[09:37] I
    They're having so much fun...
[09:44] I
    It's so beautiful, but...
[09:49] I
    I'm the only one who can protect this world.
[09:57] M
    Itsuki...
[09:59] M
    Itsuki is going to die?
[10:04] I
    What should I do?
[10:06] I
    What exactly should I do?
[10:08] Child
    Yay! Thank you, daddy!
[10:11] Child
    I love you, daddy!
[10:13] Dad
    I love you, too.
[10:15] I
    Oh, I have to buy something for everyone.
[10:20] M
    N-No, Itsuki!
[10:22] M
    That's a death flag! Don't trigger death flags!
[11:28] Mahiru
    What a nice view!
[11:31] Mahiru
    Look over there!
[11:33] I
    This is a present for you.
[11:35] Mahiru
    Huh? Why?
[11:37] I
    Well, it's Christmas.
[11:39] I
    Also, you've helped me with
    so many things over the years.
[11:42] Mahiru
    Wow, I'm getting goosebumps!
[11:44] I
    Hey, it shouldn't be a surprise...
[11:47] I
    Never mind.
[11:49] Mahiru
    Huh? Is someone angry?
[11:52] I
    Am not.
[11:54] ---
    Can I open it?
[11:59] Mahiru
    This is...
[12:00] I
    The one I gave you before
    is all worn out, so...
[12:08] I
    Yeah, that's the one.
[12:09] I
    It's all ragged.
[12:11] I
    The chain's about to break, too.
[12:13] I
    You'll lose it again.
[12:15] I
    I won't be able to help you find it anymore.
[12:18] (Flashback) ---
    Found it!
[12:19] (Flashback) ---
    I found it, Mahiru!
[12:22] Mahiru
    I-I like it the way it is!
[12:25] Mahiru
    I've been carrying it the whole time.
[12:27] Mahiru
    Only as a charm, of course!
[12:29] I
    Oh?
[12:31] I
    Then you don't need it?
[12:34] Mahiru
    I'll have this, too!
[12:37] Mahiru
    Thanks, Itsuki.
[12:39] ---
    It's nothing.
[12:43] I
    Hey, Mahiru.
[12:46] I
    I made you a promise, right?
[12:47] I
    That we'll be together like
    this even when we grow up.
[12:51] Mahiru
    Yeah, but that's just a childhood promiseー
[12:54] I
    I still feel the same way.
[12:57] I
    No matter what, I'll be with you.
[13:00] I
    In your heart.
[13:02] Mahiru
    Itsuki?
[13:03] I
    Well, no matter what happens...
[13:06] ---
    think of that as me.
[13:10] Mahiru
    The zombie?
[13:12] I
    I made it as a good luck
    charm so that you can
[13:15] ---
    return to our world, even by yourself...
[13:18] I
    A talisman of sorts...
[13:21] Mahiru
    Geez, what are you saying?
[13:23] Mahiru
    We're going back together, right?
[13:26] I
    Mahiru...
[13:28] M
    Itsuki!
[13:31] M
    Yuge Itsuki!
[13:32] I
    Yes?
[13:33] M
    Let's get back to Japan together!
[13:35] I
    Huh?
[13:36] M
    But before that, for me...
[13:39] M
    For me...
[13:41] M
    Is there nothing for me?!
[13:57] I
    Alfie is...
[13:59] I
    Not here.
[14:05] I
    How are you feeling?
[14:07] Alfie
    I feel a lot better now.
[14:11] I
    I made this for you.
[14:13] I
    I hope it'll make you feel better.
[14:15] Alfie
    Wow! It looks tasty!
[14:21] Alfie
    And I'm feeling so energetic!
[14:23] ---
    I'm glad.
[14:25] I
    Anyway, you've increased your collection.
[14:28] Alfie
    Yes, it's my way of escaping reality.
[14:32] I
    Escaping reality?
[14:34] Alfie
    When I see these,
    I can forget about reality.
[14:41] I
    Oh, right.
[14:42] I
    These are Christmas presents for you.
[14:45] Alfie
    Really? What did you get?
[14:48] I
    I don't know if you'll like them.
SIGN    Idol4life
[14:51] Alfie
    This is Ire-neko?!
SIGN    Name: Neko-kichi              Born: June 26, 1981
SIGN    Permanent Residence:  8-22 Oaza, Amberjack Town, Marlin City, Whale Prefecture
SIGN    Address:  Chuo District Behind a Tiny Theater, Tokyo
[14:51] [SONG] TS
    Void if petted
SIGN    Driver 
    License
SIGN    License Conditions: Do not  hold the wheel with tail  No catnip while driving
[14:54] I
    I didn't really get it,
[14:56] ---
    but the guy at the idol shop
    strongly recommended those.
[15:00] Alfie
    It's a really rare item, and I've
    wanted it for the longest time!
[15:04] Alfie
    Thank you so much, Itsuki-san!
[15:07] I
    That's a relief.
[15:08] I
    How about another sip of the soup?
[15:11] Alfie
    Sure!
[15:13] Alfie
    Sorry for causing so much trouble.
[15:18] I
    No, I was wondering if
    your Love Ritual with me
[15:21] ---
    is the reason you're not feeling well.
[15:23] Alfie
    Huh?
[15:24] I
    And it felt like the
    Star Child you bore
[15:28] ---
    is a bit different compared
    to the other Star Children.
[15:35] M
    There's just nothing for me!
[15:40] Alfie
    Itsuki-san, everything has to do
    with what I'm about to tell you.
[15:46] M
    Alfie must be getting a present now, too!
[15:49] M
    What are they talking about?
[15:51] Alfie
    I...
[15:53] ---
    was born to a Visitor
[15:56] ---
    who came to this world and
    a maiden 30 years ago.
[16:00] M
    What? Alfie is the child of
    a Visitor and a maiden?!
[16:04] Alfie
    But one day, the maiden who gave birth
    to me was killed by an Impurity.
[16:09] Alfie
    They feared I would be targeted
    too, so they let me escape...
[16:14] Alfie
    Saying that I was a special child...
[16:18] I
    A special child?
[16:20] I
    Does that mean...
[16:22] Alfie
    I'm a special Star Child, born
    with the power of the maidens.
[16:27] I
    You are?!
[16:28] M
    What? Alfie is the child of
    a Visitor and a maiden?!
[16:32] M
    But she's so pretty for a Star Child.
[16:36] M
    I thought Star Children
    would remain children...
[16:40] Alfie
    But I no longer have the
    powers of a Star Child.
[16:44] Alfie
    My immortality and strength
    as a warrior are both gone.
[16:47] I
    Is it because you performed
    a Love Ritual with me?
[16:51] Alfie
    No! Don't worry about it.
[16:54] Alfie
    I've lost my powers,
     but I used to be a Star Child.
[16:58] Alfie
    That's why I'm prepared to do
    anything to defend you, a Visitor.
[17:02] Alfie
    Even if I lose my life...
[17:06] Alfie
    Tears aren't decorations.
[17:09] I
    Alfie?
[17:13] Alfie
    The JPOP Best Top 10!
[17:15] Alfie
    This week's number one is...
[17:17] TS
    This Week's Top Ten              Total Points
[17:19] [SONG] TS
    Naked Season
    
    Alfie
SIGN     Want to Talk to You 
    
    Yuzuha
SIGN     Granvania Winters 
    
    Ruka
[17:19] Alfie
    Naked Season by me, Alfie!
[17:23] Alfie
    Fresh, fresh, heart beam!
[17:26] Alfie
    Top 10
[17:29] Alfie
    The I in idol...
[17:33] Alfie
    is the I in "I love you!"
[17:36] Alfie
    After all, Alfie is
[17:39] Alfie
    thirty!
[17:40] Alfie
    So...
[17:44] Alfie
    When I see you like that...
[17:46] Alfie
    I feel... good.
[17:50] ---
    Yeah?
[17:52] Alfie
    My fingers don't sink
    while using a paper piano!
[17:57] Alfie
    Itsuki...
[18:00] I
    What is that? What's going on?
[18:03] Alfie
    But you've gotta do it!
[18:06] Alfie
    You've gotta do it!
[18:08] Alfie
    You've gotta do it!
[18:09] Alfie
    Come on, you too, Itsuki!
[18:13] I
    You've gotta do it...
[18:15] Both
    You've gotta do it!
[18:17] Both
    You've gotta do it!
[18:19] Both
    You've gotta do it!
[18:21] Both
    You've gotta do it!
[18:22] Both
    You've gotta do it!
[18:30] I
    I never knew how strong
    Alfie's determination was...
[18:38] I
    I've... gotta do it!
[18:49] M
    Itsuki... You've finally made up your mind...
[18:56] M
    No, I can't be crying...
[18:59] M
    Even thought I didn't get anything.
[19:02] M
    He needs me more than ever!
[19:06] M
    Oh, you're back already?
[19:10] I
    Welcome back.
[19:11] I
    I've been waiting for you.
[19:12] M
    What now?
[19:15] M
    What's that look?
[19:17] I
    I've been waiting.
[19:20] I
    Here's your Christmas present.
[19:24] M
    What? Just a candy?
[19:26] M
    Y-You're treating me like I'm a child!
[19:28] I
    No,
[19:30] ---
    I know that's not enough.
[19:33] I
    Let me confirm something first.
[19:36] I
    You're in the girl category, right?
[19:39] M
    What? Of course!
[19:41] M
    What are you saying after all this timeー
[19:46] I
    Mana, thank you for supporting
    me in so many ways.
[19:53] M
    Um...
[19:56] M
    You're not going to tell me
    to give birth to your child, are you?!
[20:02] I
    Yes.
[20:05] I
    Aren't I good enough... for you?
[20:10] M
    N-No, you are...
[20:13] M
    No, don't look!
[20:15] M
    I'm embarrassed!
[20:17] I
    No, you're cute, Mana.
[20:23] I
    Come now...
[20:23] I
    I'm moving your tail away.
[20:26] M
    I'm so embarrassed!
[20:28] M
    I'm also... feeling... good...
[20:42] M
    Is this...
[20:43] M
    the last time I'll see you asleep?
[21:18] M
    Itsuki?
[21:20] ---
    Don't tell me he's gone!
[21:23] M
    Itsuki! Don't go on your own!
[21:25] M
    We just spent the night together!
[21:29] M
    How many times did I tell you that
    it's important to follow up after you're done?
[21:33] I
    Oh, it's a nice day.
[21:34] I
    Good morning, Mana.
[21:37] M
    M-Morning, I-Ikkun.
[21:41] I
    Hey, Mana, I decided to go today.
[21:45] M
    Huh? Go where?
[21:48] I
    To seal the thirteenth phantom.
[21:50] M
    I-I see.
[21:55] I
    All right, let's go!
SIGN    Are You Going to Tell Me That  You Want Me to Have Your Child
SIGN    Give Birth to My Child!
[23:37] M
    Ba-bam!

12 - Give Birth to My Child!
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[00:10] M
    Ritual of the Great Star Ward?
[00:12] S
    The Star Ward offered to the thirteenth phantom,
[00:15] ---
    the last remaining Impurity,
    is the Great Star Ward.
[00:18] S
    This ward is the Visitor, Itsuki, himself.
[00:22] M
    Hold on! What will happen to Itsuki, then?
[00:25] N
    He will be sealed together
    with the thirteenth phantom,
[00:30] N
    for all eternity.
[00:32] M
    How can that be?
[00:33] Arie
    And you're telling us to perform that ritual?
[00:35] R
    Are you serious?
[00:36] S
    Granvania will be doomed unless you do.
[00:40] N
    Itsuki has accepted becoming
    the Great Star Ward.
[00:44] N
    This is also what he wants.
[00:47] M
    That can't be...
[00:50] M
    Itsuki!
[00:51] I
    About the Ritual of the Great Star Ward...
[00:54] I
    I'm gonna have to pass.
[00:56] Alfie
    Why the sudden change of heart?
[00:57] Mana
    It's because he now has
    something really special!
[01:01] Mana
    Right, Ikkun?
[01:03] I
    Ikkun?
[01:04] Alfie
    Huh?
[01:05] Virgo
    They're getting along strangely well.
[01:08] Cancer
    Did something happen?
[01:09] Scorpio
    They've done it, for sure.
[01:11] Sagittarius
    That's why she's acting like a girlfriend.
[01:14] I
    I want to fight to the end.
[01:17] Alfie
    You have my support.
[01:19] I
    Thank you, Alfie.
[01:23] Mana
    You have me, so you'll be fine!
[01:36] Mana
    I'm impressed that you made up
    your mind to fight the phantom.
[01:39] I
    If I sacrificed myself,
    Granvania would be saved.
[01:43] I
    That would be the safe choice.
[01:45] I
    But...
[01:49] I
    I want to live longer.
[01:51] Mana
    Yes! We have a happy life and a
    happy home waiting for us!
[01:56] I
    Huh?
[01:57] I
    Right...
[01:59] I
    I have to fight hard for my future.
[02:01] I
    Why did you come with me, Mana?
[02:03] Mana
    Oh, come on! Do you even have to ask?
[02:06] Mana
    You're so silly!
[02:07] Mana
    When I was given such a passionate embrace,
[02:09] Mana
    the ladybug within me came out
     and started dancing samba!
[02:13] I
    Ladybug?
[02:14] Mana
    We're already two as one.
[02:17] Mana
    If you're going, then I'll follow
    you to the ends of the earth!
[02:20] I
    I see. Thank you, Mana.
[02:23] ---
    Ooh...
[02:25] Mana
    Those words went right through my uterus!
[02:28] Mana
    I'm all yours now.
[02:31] Mana
    My heart and soul belong to you, Ikkun!
[02:40] I
    I can feel it from here.
[02:42] Mana
    Yeah, I can feel it pulsing through me, too!
[02:52] I
    The thirteenth phantom!
[02:54] I
    I'll defeat you, and live in the future!
[02:58] I
    What?!
[03:00] Mana
    Ikkun!
[03:06] I
    I'm all right.
[03:07] Mana
    Ikkun...
[03:10] Taurus
    Is Visitor-sama going to be all right?
[03:13] Libra
    Maybe we should've gone with him.
[03:15] Leo
    Should we go after him?
[03:16] Aquarius
    Yeah!
[03:17] Alfie
    No, we have instructions from Itsuki-san.
[03:20] (Flashback) I
    Please protect everyone, guys.
[03:23] (Flashback) I
    Alfie, please take care of the kids.
[03:26] (Flashback) Alfie
    Yes, please leave it to me!
[03:28] I
    The woman I love the most, Alfie.
[03:32] I
    Take care of the proof of our love,
[03:34] I
    he said!
[03:36] Gemini
    He didn't say that, did he?
[03:37] Scorpio
    My mom is Reone, not Alfie.
[03:40] Leo
    I'm Femiruna's child.
[03:42] Virgo
    Mahiru is my mom.
[03:44] Alfie
    Don't worry about the details!
[03:46] Alfie
    You have to capture the true meaning.
[03:49] Alfie
    This must be what housewives feel
[03:51] ---
    while waiting for their
    husbands to come home!
[03:53] Sagittarius
    A housewife is someone who cheats?
[03:56] Taurus
    They seduce their husband's boss,
     and neighbors, and stuff?
[04:00] Pisces
    Alfie is a housewife, so she's a seductress?
[04:02] Alfie
    Housewives do not cheat on their husbands!
[04:05] Alfie
    Who taught you something so ridiculous?
[04:07] All
    The raccoon who was acting like a lover!
[04:10] Alfie
    Sparkle!
[04:11] Alfie
    She needs to get exorcised
    when she gets back.
[04:15] S
    There's not much time remaining.
[04:17] N
    Yes.
[04:18] N
    We must begin the Ritual of the
    Great Star Ward right away.
[04:21] M
    But...
[04:22] S
    If you don't, this world will
    be filled with Impurities
[04:26] S
    and you will not be able to
    return to your home in Sola!
[04:34] Reone
    Mahiru.
[04:50] Mahiru
    We, the powers that
    transcend time and space,
[04:52] Mahiru
    hereby terminate the path of chaos.
[04:57] I
    Damn it, my attacks aren't
    even scratching it!
[05:01] Mana
    Let's run, and live somewhere quiet together!
[05:05] I
    I can't do that.
[05:07] I
    I have to stop it, no matter what it takes.
[05:09] I
    What's this?
[05:09] Mana
    Could it be the Ritual of the Great Star Ward?
[05:17] M
    Light is now filled.
[05:19] M
    Darkness now be eliminated.
[05:21] Mana
    Ikkun! No! No!
[05:24] M
    I command the law of the universe.
[05:27] M
    Turn this soul into the Great Star Ward,
[05:29] M
    and send the chaos into eternal sleep...
[05:31] M
    Sleep...
[05:35] S
    What's wrong?
[05:36] S
    Continue with the ritual!
[05:38] M
    I can't do this!
[05:41] M
    I can't sacrifice Itsuki!
[05:47] Mana
    Ikkun!
[05:48] I
    What happened?
[05:49] Mana
    The ritual was stopped!
[05:51] ---
    Ikkun!
[06:00] S
    You couldn't do it, after all?
[06:02] M
    I'm sorry, but I don't
    want to sacrifice Itsuki!
[06:06] M
    Is there any other way?
[06:08] M
    Even if the world is saved,
    it's pointless if Itsuki is gone!
[06:12] S
    Well, Narcisstes?
[06:14] N
    There may be one way...
[06:16] N
    Mirei.
[06:17] Mirei
    While I was going through
    the documents in the castle,
[06:20] Mirei
    I discovered in an ancient document
    inside the library which said...
[06:24] Mirei
    "If the Visitor is able to truly
    bond with all the maidens,"
[06:28] Mirei
    "the power to rid the world of
    Impurities can be obtained."
[06:31] N
    There wasn't any more detail
     in the document.
[06:37] N
    It is close to a hopeless dream.
[06:39] M
    But we may not have to sacrifice
    Itsuki if we are able to do that.
[06:43] N
    It's too much of a gamble.
[06:45] S
    But we have to give it a try.
[06:47] S
    Maidens, please help out Itsuki
[06:51] S
    and save this world!
[06:55] I
    Yes, thank you!
[06:57] I
    Let's go, everybody!
[07:00] N
    Are you sure about this?
[07:02] N
    I share their desire not to sacrifice the Visitor.
[07:08] Alfie
    What's going on?
[07:09] Virgo
    Get ready, everyone!
[07:11] Leo
    The presence of a powerful Impurity...
[07:13] Scorpio
    It's coming!
[07:27] Alfie
    That's the thirteenth phantom.
[07:30] Alfie
    This thing came out,
    so that means Itsuki-san is...
[07:34] Virgo
    It's our turn.
[07:36] Leo
    We have our instructions from Visitor-sama.
[07:39] Scorpio
    We'll protect this country from them!
[07:41] Rasaru
    I-I...
[07:44] Capri
    You protect Alfie.
[07:46] Capri
    We'll defeat that thing.
[07:49] M
    He's right.
[07:51] Alfie
    You guys...
[07:53] Arie
    Please let us help, too.
[07:55] Reone
    We cherish Granvania just as much.
[07:59] M
    We won't sacrifice Itsuki.
[08:02] M
    We're here to support him!
[08:23] Alfie
    The maidens' and Star Childrens'
    powers have synchronized.
[08:49] I
    Mana!
[08:50] I
    You saved me!
[08:52] Mana
    This is... a piece of cake.
[08:55] I
    The Ritual of the Great Star Ward failed?
[08:58] Mana
    The maidens must have stopped it.
[09:01] I
    Mahiru and the others?
[09:03] I
    Then what should we do
    about the thirteenth phantom?
[09:07] Mana
    There's only one thing to do.
[09:10] Mana
    You have to defeat it.
[09:13] Mana
    I won't tell you to save Granvania, but...
[09:19] Mana
    please fight for the people
    you want to protect.
[09:22] I
    Mana...
[09:23] Mana
    This is the last thing I can do for you.
[09:27] I
    The last thing? Don't say that!
[09:29] [SONG] TS
    Red Softshell 
    Turtle Juice
[09:35] Mana
    Oops!
[09:37] Mana
    This is what I was saving to invigorate
    you for our first night together!
[09:43] Mana
    I "borrowed" this from Shangri-La.
[09:45] Mana
    It's to save the world!
[09:47] I
    I can always count on you, Mana.
[09:50] Mana
    Behind every great man,
     there's a great woman.
[09:53] I
    All right, let's go!
[10:00] Mecha1
    No, this isn't working at all!
[10:02] Mecha2
    What's with this guy?
[10:03] Mecha3
    No fair!
[10:15] M
    Itsuki!
[10:16] Alfie
    Itsuki-san!
[10:18] I
    Are you all right?
[10:18] M
    That's our line!
[10:20] M
    You made up your mind about the
     Great Star Ward and stuff all on your own!
[10:23] M
    What were you thinking?
[10:25] I
    I'm so sorry.
[10:27] I
    But I don't want to become
    the Great Star Ward.
[10:31] I
    I want to be with all of you!
[10:33] Mana
    Wanna do it with you all!
[10:36] M
    W-Well, looks like you feel bad
    about it, so I'll forgive you...
[10:41] M
    Right?
[10:48] I
    We'll just have to defeat
    the thirteenth phantom now.
[10:52] I
    Everyone, please lend me your strength!
[11:08] Mecha1
    I won't let you do it!
[11:10] Mecha2
    We will...
[11:11] Mecha3
    protect the maidens!
[11:19] M
    Itsuki!
[11:36] Alfie
    I'm glad... I was able to protect you.
[11:46] I
    Get yourself together, Alfie!
[11:48] Alfie
    I'm glad that I was able to protect you.
[11:52] ---
    Now I've fulfilled my duty as a Star Child.
[11:55] I
    It's nothing to be glad about!
[11:57] I
    We'll heal your wound.
[11:59] I
    Mana, give me more of the potion you gave me!
[12:01] Mana
    I'm sorry, Alfie is already...
[12:03] I
    What do you mean? Just give me more!
[12:06] Alfie
    No...
[12:08] Alfie
    Don't.
[12:10] Alfie
    Don't worry about me.
[12:14] Alfie
    I'm sure this is what I've been living for.
[12:19] Alfie
    I was born as a Star Child,
[12:21] Alfie
    became a maiden,
[12:23] Alfie
    and I was able to protect you, Itsuki-san.
[12:28] Alfie
    This is too much happiness for me.
[12:29] I
    How can this be happiness?!
[12:32] I
    There's... There's so much more...
[12:35] I
    This is only a start for us!
[12:36] Alfie
    Itsuki-san...
[12:39] Alfie
    Then make me happier.
[13:00] Alfie
    You really did it.
[13:02] Alfie
    This is the happiest I could possibly be.
[13:07] I
    Alfie...
[13:08] Alfie
    Itsuki-san, you taught me
    what it feels like to be in love.
[13:14] Alfie
    Thank you...
[13:32] M
    No way!
[13:33] Arie
    Alfie-san!
[13:34] Reone
    Alfie!
[13:39] I
    Thirteenth phantom...
[13:43] I
    I'll never forgive you!
[13:49] Mirei
    The emblem of Ophiuchus.
[13:52] Mirei
    Alfie...
[13:54] Mirei
    You were thinking about
    Itsuki to the very end.
[13:57] M
    I want to be of help to Itsuki, too!
[14:06] R
    We're with you, too!
[14:08] Arie
    We'll fight together!
[14:10] Ruka
    I'll help out to the end!
[14:12] Ferumina
    Hurry and beat that thing!
[14:15] Tarua
    I don't want it to destroy everything!
[14:17] Lillith
    I'll do anything to prevent that!
[14:20] Lilly
    Let's kick its ass!
[14:22] Suu
    I also... want to... protect animals...
[14:26] Farun
    I won't be able to travel
    if the world is destroyed!
[14:29] Collette
    Nor bake bread!
[14:32] Yuzuha
    I won't be able to draw...
[14:34] Mirei
    We all love this country.
[14:38] Mahiru
    Accept all our feelings!
[14:53] I
    Combine!
[15:09] Mirei
    The Visitor, maidens, and the proof
    of their love, the Star Children, became one!
[15:13] Arie
    That is the power to defeat the Impurity!
[15:15] M
    Itsuki! Go for it!
[15:17] I
    Combined Mecha Beam!
[15:25] Arie
    That's the true form of the thirteenth phantom!
[15:28] Reone
    How unsightly!
[15:32] 13
    Visitor, why do you reject me?
[15:37] Mirei
    The phantom... spoke?
[15:40] 13
    Answer me. Why do you reject me?
[15:44] I
    Because you're an Impurity!
[15:46] 13
    That's right.
[15:48] 13
    I am an Impurity. The destroyer
    of everything in this world.
[15:53] 13
    However, you humans created me.
[15:57] I
    Shut up!
[15:58] 13
    The act of love by humans...
[16:01] 13
    It is also the act of defiling
    others with your own hands.
[16:05] 13
    That is me, Impurity!
[16:11] Mana
    Itsuki!
[16:13] 13
    Visitor, I want to see you struggle.
[16:22] 13
    Fear not.
[16:24] 13
    You must have also felt joy
     and comfort in defiling others...
[16:29] 13
    when you defiled the maidens over there!
[16:38] 13
    Come, accept me.
[16:42] 13
    Become one with me,
    and defile every corner of this world!
[16:49] 13
    Come, hurry and accept me!
[16:56] I
    Like hell!
[16:59] I
    You may be right that loving
    someone means to defile them.
[17:04] I
    But that's not all!
[17:06] I
    Because I came to like them.... because
    I loved them, the Star Children were born!
[17:12] I
    If humans' love gives birth to Impurities,
[17:14] I
    then Star Children are born
    as hope to get rid of them!
[17:18] I
    That's what Alfie
[17:20] I
    and everyone taught me!
[17:26] M
    Itsuki...
[17:32] Rasaru
    Alfie...
[17:48] I
    Rasaru!
[18:25] Virgo
    Visitor-sama, leave the rest to us.
[18:28] Leo
    This is our duty.
[18:35] Rasaru
    Thank you for giving birth to me.
[18:39] All
    Visitor-sama, thank you
    for giving birth to us!
[18:46] All
    Bye-bye!
[18:49] I
    You guys...
[19:14] M
    Are you having a hard
    time deciding what to do?
[19:17] I
    Yeah.
[19:19] M
    I'm not surprised.
[19:21] M
    I'm going back, though.
[19:24] M
    I want to see Dad and Mom,
[19:27] M
    and the other world is where I belong.
[19:30] M
    Although, it's sad to leave everyone.
[19:33] M
    You should do what you want.
[19:34] M
    There must be reasons for
    you to want to remain here.
[19:39] I
    Mahiru.
[19:41] I
    I'm going back, too.
[19:42] M
    Are you sure?
[19:44] I
    Yeah.
[19:46] I
    I've already fulfilled my duty.
[20:00] I
    Sorry. We've decided to return home.
[20:04] M
    You guys found out.
[20:09] Arie
    This is what you two have decided.
[20:12] Arie
    We'll see you off with a smile.
[20:14] Reone
    It's unfortunate, but
    I don't blame you for it.
[20:17] Mirei
    I wanted to research more about
    the existence of Visitors.
[20:21] Ruka
    Well... Take care of yourselves.
[20:25] Farun
    But maybe I'll see you again in my journey!
[20:28] Lillith
    That's not very likely...
[20:31] Lilly
    I guess we'll never meet again.
[20:34] Suu
    Bye-bye... It was fun.
[20:37] Tarua
    This is a letter from everyone.
[20:41] Yuzuha
    I drew a picture. Please take it with you.
[20:44] Collette
    This is freshly baked
    bread. Please try it!
[20:47] Femiruna
    Y-You guys... uh...
[20:51] Femiruna
    Bleh! Bleh! Bleh!
[20:54] I
    Thank you so much, everyone!
[20:57] M
    See you!
[21:04] Ruka
    I don't want to say goodbye!
[21:07] Tarua
    Me, too!
[21:08] Farun
    Me, too!
[21:09] Suu
    I don't want goodbye, either!
[21:12] Reone
    Wait, everybody!
[21:13] Collette
    Let's open a bakery together!
[21:15] Lillith
    We can form a comedic trio!
[21:17] Femiruna
    Bleh! Bleh! Bleh!
[21:19] Arie
    That's cheating, you guys!
[21:21] Mirei
    Let me research you a bit more!
[21:23] Yuzuha
    I want you to be the model for my paintings!
[21:30] Alfie
    Then, me, too!
[21:32] Mana
    Me, too!
[21:37] I
    Was that...
[21:49] I
    Ow...
[21:51] I
    You're all here?!
[21:56] Mirei
    The gate closed...
[21:58] Mirei
    There's no returning for us.
[21:59] Alfie
    Things will work out!
[22:02] Mana
    Yeah, yeah!
[22:05] I
    Alfie?!
[22:07] I
    And all the Star Children, too!
[22:09] I
    How?
[22:10] Alfie
    Looks like we were revived, somehow!
[22:13] All
    Yeah!
[22:15] I
    Also, who's that?!
[22:17] Mana
    It's Mana.
[22:18] All
    What?!
[22:20] Mana
    I was showered with all your love,
    and the woman within me was awakened!
[22:25] M
    You laid your hands on a raccoon, too?!
[22:27] I
    What do you mean, "too"?
[22:29] I
    I didn't lay my hands on anyone!
[22:31] Alfie
    I got a kiss from him!
[22:37] I
    Oh, that's right...
[22:39] I
    No, more to the point...
     What will we do now?!
[22:43] M
    There's no choice,
[22:45] M
    I guess...
[22:47] M
    Wanna come my house?
[22:49] All
    Yeah!
[23:25] I
    Everyone...
[23:34] I
    Give birth to my child...
[23:36] All
    Yes!
SIGN    Give Birth to My Child!