Conception

• Season 1
• 1 - My Child?!
• 2 - I Want You to Have My Child
• 3 - Would You Try Having My Child?
• 4 - Please Have My Child!
• 5 - I've Got So Many Kids
• 6 - Will You Have My Child BlehBleh!
• 7 - Please Be My Chikuwa!
• 8 - My Child, Welcome!
• 9 - Let's Try Giving Birth, Together
• 10 - My Children, Thirteen of Them!?
• 11 - Are You Going to Tell Me That You Want Me to Have Your Child?
• 12 - Give Birth to My Child!

Season 1

1 - My Child?!

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[00:43] Itsuki
    The relatives I'm staying with have
    a daughter named Konatsuki Mahiru.
[00:45] [Messenger] Sign
    All Messages
     From: Konatsuki Mahiru
     Come to the roof
[01:24] Mahiru
    Thank you for coming.
[01:26] Itsuki
    Did you need something?
[01:28] M
    Yeah. It'd be hard to ask at home...
[01:31] I
    What did you need to talk about?
[01:33] M
    Well... it turns out...
[01:40] M
    No, I can't. I can't bring
     myself to tell you.
[01:45] I
    We've been friends forever.
[01:47] ---
    You can tell me anything.
[01:51] M
    I'll try and get ready,
    so give me a second, okay?
[01:56] I
    Okay.
[02:07] M
    It turns out...
[02:09] ---
    that I'm pregnant.
[02:12] M
    There's a baby in me.
[02:21] M
    Since we've been living together for three
    years and doing all kinds of stuff,
[02:26] M
    not to mention expressing our love in
    that park with the view of the bay...
[02:31] M
    I guess it's only natural
    that we could have a baby.
[02:39] M
    Come on, you know better.
[02:41] M
    Our relationship's never been like that.
[02:46] I
    Is this for real, Mahiru?
[02:48] M
    Yeah. I hate to admit it, but...
[02:51] ---
    I guess this is a case of "truth
    is stranger than fiction."
[02:55] M
    You seem like you want
    to ask whose baby it is.
[02:58] I
    N-No...
[02:59] I
    I'm more worried about you, Mahiru.
[03:04] M
    Thank you. I'm doing okay for now.
[03:08] M
    But you need to hear this.
[03:10] ---
    About who the father is. Well...
[03:47] I
    Mahiru? Mahiru!
[04:04] M
    Where are we?
[04:08] M
    These look like ruins...
[04:10] I
    You seem weirdly calm.
[04:11] M
    Do I?
[04:13] M
    Compared to my pregnancy,
    this isn't that weird.
[04:17] I
    In any case, we need to
    find a way out of here.
[04:20] I
    I'm worried about your condition.
[04:27] M
    Listen, Itsuki, about before...
[04:30] I
    What do you mean?
[04:30] M
    About who the baby's father is.
[04:33] I
    It's okay, you don't have to tell me.
[04:35] M
    Look, just listen!
[04:37] M
    The person... The person
    I conceived this baby with...
[04:41] M
    There...
[04:42] ---
    isn't one.
[04:45] M
    I haven't done...
[04:47] ---
    I mean, I don't have to spell it out, do I?!
[04:50] I
    How could that possibly be?
[04:53] M
    I noticed something was different
    with my body about a week ago.
[04:58] M
    I looked it up online, and they seemed
    to be symptoms of pregnancy...
SIGN    Pregnancy Early Symptoms
[05:03] M
    I took home pregnancy tests a few times,
    and every time, it was positive.
[05:08] M
    I didn't know what to do...
[05:14] I
    Have you gone to a doctor?
[05:15] M
    Not yet. I'm too scared.
[05:18] M
    I haven't told anyone other than you, either.
[05:21] I
    Okay.
[05:22] M
    But I'm glad I did tell you.
[05:25] M
    Getting it off my chest like
    this makes me feel a bit better.
[05:28] I
    Let's see a doctor once we're out of here.
[05:30] I
    I'll go with you.
[05:32] M
    Okay.
[05:34] ---
    Thank you.
[05:36] M
    What is it? Mahiru!
[05:38] M
    I suddenly feel sick...
[05:40] I
    Is it like... morning sickness?
[06:10] I
    Mahiru!
[06:21] I
    What the hell?
[06:38] I
    I-If I don't do something... I'm dead!
[07:03] I
    Are you okay, Mahiru?!
[07:05] M
    Y-Yeah. I'm fine.
[07:28] M
    Huh?
[07:37] I
    Where in the world are we?
[07:39] M
    Maybe inside of a bad dream.
[07:46] M
    What's that mark?
[07:49] I
    You've got one, too. Right there.
[07:56] M
    I do! And it's the same as yours?
[07:59] I
    I guess this is what you'd call a pair look?
[08:02] M
    D-Don't be stupid!
    Now's not the time for jokes!
[08:08] I
    Are you feeling okay?
[08:09] M
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[08:11] M
    I actually feel a little better, now.
[08:13] M
    And my stomach feels warm,
    and kind of fluffy...
[08:26] Mana
    Hello there, and welcome to
     the land of magic, Granvania!
[08:31] M
    Is this some kind of toy with
    an A.I. or a drone installed?
[08:36] I
    Could be a fairy.
[08:37] Mana
    I'm Mana! Wonderful name, isn't it?
[08:40] Mana
    Sniff sniff sniff... Now then, girl,
    you're a virgin, aren't you?
[08:44] ---
    You smell fresh as a bed of daisies!
[08:47] M
    What a rude toy!
[08:49] Narcisstes
    Are these the ones you spoke of, Mana?
[08:52] Mn
    That's right, Nar.
[08:53] ---
    These are our Visitors this time.
[08:55] Mn
    Look! They've already got the emblems!
[08:59] Nar
    Two Visitors...
[09:01] Nar
    How fascinating.
[09:03] Nar
    It's dangerous to remain here.
[09:06] ---
    Let me show you the way.
[09:08] I
    Where are we going?
[09:11] Nar
    To Castle Granvania.
[09:13] Nar
    I want the two of you to meet our ruler.
[09:18] Nar
    My name is Narcisstes.
[09:20] ---
    I am a court scholar for
    the Granvania Kingdom.
[09:23] I
    The Granvania Kingdom?
[09:25] N
    In our world, we refer to your world as "Sola."
[09:29] Mn
    Granvania exists in a different
    dimension than your own!
[09:33] Mn
    And the past Visitors have
    called this world one of magic!
[09:39] I
    So this world and ours are parallel?
[09:46] N
    I've brought them, your majesty.
[09:49] King
    I'm glad you're here.
[09:51] King
    I am the King of Granvania, Shangri-La.
[09:56] King
    I'm sure the two of you are shocked
    by the sudden turn of events,
[10:00] King
    but first, I'd like you to hear me out.
[10:03] I
    What is it?
[10:05] King
    I'll get straight to the point.
[10:07] King
    Our world is being threatened.
[10:10] King
    That is why I want you both to save it.
[10:14] M
    Save the world? Us?
[10:17] I
    Are you serious?
[10:19] King
    You two have been chosen as Visitors.
[10:21] King
    In this world, every ten years, Visitors with
[10:25] ---
    constellation emblems
    appear from the sky.
[10:30] King
    You have a special power.
[10:32] King
    I'd like you to use this power
    and carry out this mission.
[10:35] King
    Or rather, it's absolutely
    necessary you must.
[10:39] King
    Your power is the only thing
    that can save this world.
[10:43] I
    Are you saying we can't go home
    unless we save this world?
[10:48] King
    Indeed I am. You're very perceptive.
[10:52] M
    We're just high school students, though!
[10:55] M
    Saving the world...
[10:57] ---
    and stuff about missions,
    it's all kind of sudden.
[11:02] I
    Mahiru!
[11:03] King
    Take her to the doctor.
[11:05] N
    Of course, Your Majesty.
[11:06] MN
    You must be tired as well.
[11:08] ---
    You should rest in your room.
[11:10] I
    Where'd Mahiru get taken?
[11:12] MN
    What? Are you nervous without her around?
[11:15] MN
    What a lech. So lascivious!
[11:18] MN
    I can only imagine what manner of
    perversions you've gotten up to!
[11:21] MN
    "Oh no, we can't! My family
    is home, not like this!"
[11:25] MN
    "Today's just a secret
    between you and me, okay?"
[11:27] MN
    The two of you canoodling
    under the same roof!
[11:30] MN
    I'm so envious, you Visitervert!
[11:32] I
    Visitervert?
[11:34] Mana
    It's fine! She's just resting
    in the doctor's office.
[11:37] Mana
    The doctor said she's simply a bit exhausted.
[11:41] I
    That's good.
[11:42] MN
    We'll continue this talk tomorrow.
[11:44] ---
    I'll bring you some food later.
[11:46] MN
    You've got a real beauty taking care of
    you now, so you had better be grateful!
[11:50] I
    Beauty? Who?
[11:52] MN
    Don't use me for wank material, okay?
[11:55] MN
    You beast!
[11:58] Other girls
    The honored Visitor has finally appeared.
[12:02] Other girls
    The time has come for me to fulfill my duty.
[12:11] Other girls
    No, no!
[12:14] Other girls
    They're so good, though...
[12:31] I
    What is this?!
[12:37] Reone
    You've got a nicer body than expected.
[12:39] Reone
    It should be fine entrusting you
     with the fate of our world.
[12:46] Reone
    Oh, don't worry, I won't be
    taking your underwear off.
[12:49] Reone
    Oh? Is it just me, or are
    you a little disappointed?
[12:52] I
    Maybe a little.
[12:53] Reone
    I'm the court doctor, Reone.
[12:56] Reone
    Itsuki, I want you to take
    a good look at your body.
[13:01] Reone
    Your body has emblems representing
    all 12 constellations.
[13:06] Reone
    See?
[13:11] Reone
    These are the proof that you are a Visitor.
[13:14] Reone
    So what are we supposed to do?
[13:17] R
    You're willing to do it, then?
[13:19] I
    If it's the only way we can
    get back home, we have to.
[13:23] I
    I know Mahiru wants to get back, too.
[13:25] R
    Once you complete your mission,
    the gate of light should appear again.
[13:29] R
    A Visitor's mission is to enter the
    labyrinth and quiet the Impurities.
[13:34] I
    Impurities?
[13:35] R
    The Impurities of the labyrinth
    have turned into monsters,
[13:38] ---
    making them extremely dangerous.
[13:40] I
    When you say monsters...
[13:43] R
    Plus, at the deepest layer of
    the labyrinth is the Lord Impurity.
[13:47] R
    And unfortunately, it can't be defeated
    by residents of this world.
[13:51] R
    History has proven that out.
[13:54] I
    And I can really do this?
[13:57] R
    You have to retrieve the Star Wards that
    have lost their power from the labyrinth,
[14:00] R
    along with offering new ones.
[14:03] R
    That way, the labyrinth will be able
    to contain the Impurities again.
[14:08] I
    Star Wards?
[14:10] R
    You can learn more over here.
SIGN    Check the official website for details!
[14:14] R
    Make sure to figure it out as you move ahead.
[14:16] I
    But I'm just a normal human.
[14:19] I
    I don't have the power to fight monsters.
[14:21] R
    That's not quite right. You're a Visitor.
[14:24] R
    The hero that will save this world.
[14:27] R
    Also, you're not alone.
[14:29] R
    The priestesses of the twelve constellations
[14:31] ---
    will join you to ensure
    your mission is a success.
[14:34] MN
    The twelve maidens are chosen at birth
    for their ability to purify Impurities!
[14:41] MN
    They aid the Visitor,
[14:43] MN
    and using their special power are able to
    create a Star Ward of their own constellation,
[14:49] MN
    and until it loses its power...
[14:52] MN
    they fulfull their duties as a priestess!
[15:12] R
    Not only that,
[15:16] R
    but she's among them.
[15:24] I
    Wha...
[15:25] R
    Allow me to introduce you
    to the priestess of Virgo.
[15:28] I
    Mahiru?
[15:30] M
    I was told the same story.
[15:32] M
    It seems I'm a Visitor who was summoned
    here as the priestess of Virgo.
[15:36] R
    Did your body expel anything
    when that emblem surfaced?
[15:42] M
    Yeah, I threw up...
[15:45] M
    Thinking about it makes me
    feel sick again, in fact.
[15:49] R
    Those chosen to be priestesses...
[15:51] R
    Expel any Impurities they're
    born with from their own body.
[15:55] R
    Depending on the person,
[15:56] ---
    they can sometimes develop symptoms
    similiar to pregnancy, beforehand...
[16:00] M
    You mean...
[16:02] R
    Yes, you should be fine, now.
[16:03] R
    You've already expelled
    the Impurity, after all.
[16:07] M
    What a relief. I wasn't pregnant after all.
[16:11] MN
    The priestess has one other important task!
[16:14] MN
    And that is the Love Ritual!
[16:15] I
    Love Ritual?
[16:17] MN
    The 12 priestesses themselves
[16:18] ---
    cannot stand directly against Impurities!
[16:20] MN
    Instead, they can give
    birth to your children!
[16:23] I
    Children?
[16:24] MN
    That's right! You and the priestesses will
    be joined to give birth to a Star Child!
[16:28] MN
    That's right! Set the course for intercourse!
[16:32] I
    Intercourse...
[16:35] MN
    I'm not gonna let you pretend you don't know!
[16:37] ---
    I'm talking about relations
    between a man and a woman!
[16:39] MN
    Coitus, copulation, relations,
    a nighttime rendezvous,
[16:42] MN
    physical negotiations, intimacy,
    a tryst, fornication!
[16:45] MN
    A carnal embrace! A hookup! A booty call!
[16:47] MN
    In other words, sex!
[17:00] MN
    Come on! Say it! "We love sex!"
[17:06] I
    I mean, who doesn't?
[17:08] MN
    The Star Children are the only ones
[17:10] ---
    capable of purifying Impurities,
    with the Visitor's help.
[17:12] MN
    In other words, you making babies is a crucial
     act that will ensure this world's safety,
[17:17] MN
    and a proven strategy that
    will dictate all our fates!
[17:20] ---
    It's nothing compared to typical courtships!
[17:22] MN
    This love will save the world!
[17:25] MN
    That said... being surrounded by twelve
    beauties, you'll have a literal harem!
[17:30] MN
    Fantastic, right? Bet you're
     already drooling.
[17:34] R
    Actions speak louder than words.
[17:37] R
    Let's have you perform the Love Ritual
    here and create the first Star Child.
[17:41] I
    Right now?!
[17:42] R
    This is perfect.
[17:43] ---
    You can practice with Mahiru.
[17:46] R
    It'll be easier if the first time
    is with someone you know, right?
[17:49] R
    I'll teach you how to carry
    out the ritual in... detail.
[17:53] M
    Hang on a second, Dr. Reone!
[17:55] ---
    You want me to... right now... with him?
[17:58] R
    It's all right. You'll get used to it soon.
[18:00] M
    I sure hope not!
[18:03] MN
    It only hurts at first, you know...
[18:05] MN
    You'll feel great after a while.
[18:07] MN
    "This is amazing! I've never
    felt anything like it!"
[18:10] R
    Mahiru, this is so you can
    return to your world.
[18:13] R
    You need to face reality.
[18:15] R
    Itsuki, this is her first time, so be gentle.
[18:19] I
    Right.
[18:20] R
    Well, let's begin.
[18:34] I
    This sure is sudden.
[18:43] I
    What kind of ritual is this?
[18:46] M
    I guess...
[18:48] M
    We have to do this to get home, don't we?
[18:51] I
    Seems that way.
[18:55] M
    It is really sudden, though...
[18:57] M
    I mean, I've thought about this a lot.
[19:01] ---
    About the right place... the right person.
[19:03] I
    I guess so.
[19:05] M
    That's not it!
[19:06] ---
    I wasn't trying to say I hate
    the idea of being with you, Itsuki!
[19:10] M
    I mean, I wouldn't mind
    losing my virginity to you...
[19:14] M
    But... in a situation like this, with
    everyone watching... that's crazy.
[19:19] M
    And doing it to get pregnant...
[19:21] MN
    The Love Ritual isn't the same
    thing as procreating, you see.
[19:25] MN
    The Star Children arise without
    any discomfort for the priestess,
[19:28] MN
    they just pop forth! Don't worry.
[19:31] MN
    "Pop"?
[19:32] MN
    A little reluctance is all part of the fun!
[19:33] MN
    The trick is to try it out!
    So start trying, right now!
[19:37] MN
    Just a little! Just the tip! Please?
[19:41] M
    You pervert!
[19:43] M
    What are you doing?!
[19:45] MN
    I'm here to look after Itsuki!
[19:49] MN
    All right, off with the fancy underwear!
[19:53] MN
    And let's show him your birthday suit!
[19:55] M
    No!
[19:56] MN
    Come on, Itsuki! Get over here!
[19:59] MN
    Oh, so plump and so smooth,
    perfect for fondling...
[20:03] MN
    It'd be a waste not to get it on!
[20:05] M
    Why are you so strong
    when you're just a toy?!
[20:15] MN
    What are you doing?!
[20:17] I
    Mahiru wants you to stop.
[20:26] I
    I think your feelings are
    the first priority here.
[20:30] M
    Naturally.
[20:32] I
    But when I think about
    what's happened so far,
[20:35] I
    doing as they say is the only
    way we can get home.
[20:40] I
    You don't have to force it.
[20:41] ---
    But...
[20:45] I
    To fulfill our mission...
[20:49] I
    I want you to have my child!
[20:58] I
    S-Sorry...
[21:27] M
    This is so we can go home.
[21:29] ---
    Right?
[21:55] M
    Be gentle, okay?
SIGN    My Child?!
SIGN    I Want You to Have My Child
[23:38] Someone?
    You want to watch?
[23:39] ---
    

2 - I Want You to Have My Child

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[00:01] Narrator
    The Love Ritual is a holy ritual performed
    to give birth to a Star Child.
[00:06] Narrator
    In order to aid the Visitor,
    the maidens of the 12 constellations
[00:10] Narrator
    aid the creation of Star Children...
[00:12] Mana
    It's done!
[00:13] I
    Mahiru...
[00:14] M
    Itsuki...
[00:30] Mana
    He's born!
[00:31] R
    Congratulations.
[00:33] I
    He's born?
[00:35] M
    But I...
[00:36] M
    I haven't...
[00:37] M
    What?
[00:38] R
    The Love Ritual is not a sexual act.
[00:41] R
    Bonding with the maidens
    through physical contact
[00:44] R
    gives birth to the Star Child,
    as emotional feelings are heightened.
[00:49] R
    I don't know what Mana told you,
[00:51] R
    but it is a holy ritual.
[00:54] R
    Please remember that.
[00:56] I
    Darn.
[00:57] Mana
    Here, this is a Star Child.
[01:00] V
    Nice to meet you, Visitor-sama.
[01:02] V
    I'm Virgo, and I represent the
    constellation of the Maiden!
[01:04] I
    Virgo, huh?
[01:06] R
    Please grow into a powerful
     warrior and aid Itsuki.
[01:09] V
    I will!
[01:11] M
    He's so cute!
[01:13] I
    He's our...
[01:19] I
    Thank you, Mahiru.
[02:52] M
    G-Good morning.
[02:54] I
    Good morning.
[02:55] I
    Yesterday was... uh...
[02:58] M
    Y-Yeah...
[03:00] Mana
    Impressive! I'm starting to smell
    the sweet scent of a ripe fruit!
[03:05] Mana
    Hehehe!
[03:06] Mana
    It's all thanks to the Love Ritual!
[03:09] Mana
    Well done, Itsuki!
[03:10] I
    To be accurate, I haven't done
    it all the way to the end.
[03:14] Mana
    Come on, how can that be?
[03:17] Mana
    Check out how voluptuous
    her boobs have become!
[03:18] ---
    Hey...
[03:19] Mana
    You sure enjoyed them
    last night, didn't you?
[03:22] M
    You perverted raccoon!
[03:25] I
    By the way, what happened to the
    Star Child that was born last night?
[03:27] Mana
    I sent him off to a foster home.
[03:30] M
    Huh? How come?
[03:31] M
    Can't he live with us?
[03:34] Mana
    Unlike the fruit of love between you two,
[03:37] Mana
    the Star Child is a warrior
    born with a mission.
[03:38] Mana
    He has to become strong in order
    to fight alongside the Visitor.
[03:42] Mana
    Otherwise, he'll get beaten
    up by the Impurities.
[03:45] M
    Is that how it is?
[03:46] I
    Can we go see him?
[03:48] Mana
    Of course!
[03:49] Mana
    But you two still have many things
    to do as the Visitor and a maiden.
[03:55] I
    Oh, you're right.
[03:57] M
    We can't go back unless
    we save the world, right?
[03:59] Mana
    Let's go!
[04:03] Mana
    Wait a minute!
[04:05] Mana
    Stop for a second around that corner!
[04:10] Mana
    And... action!
[04:12] Ruka
    I'm late, I'm late.
[04:20] Ruka
    What's your problem?
[04:22] I
    Huh? Oh, sorry.
[04:25] Ruka
    Geez, give that back.
[04:30] Ruka
    I'm late, I'm late.
[04:32] Ruka
    Why do I have to do this?
[04:35] M
    What's with this act?
[04:37] I
    She's not in a hurry at all.
[04:43] I
    Good morning.
[04:44] R
    I was waiting for you two.
[04:47] R
    Let me introduce the other maidens first.
[04:50] Mana
    I see you're all here!
[04:53] R
    This is a special class just for the
    maidens of the 12 constellations.
[04:57] R
    Mahiru will be joining as well.
[05:00] R
    Please introduce yourself, Itsuki.
[05:02] I
    Um...
[05:04] I
    My name is Yuge Itsuki.
[05:06] I
    Nice to meet you.
[05:07] M
    I'm Konatsuki Mahiru.
[05:09] M
    Nice to meet you.
[05:11] R
    Everyone, please introduce yourselves.
[05:13] A
    I'm Arie.
[05:15] A
    I'm Maiden of Aries.
[05:17] A
    I devote myself to the church.
[05:19] T
    My name's Tarua!
[05:21] T
    I'm Maiden of Taurus!
[05:23] T
    I usually work as a delivery girl!
[05:25] T
    Nice to meet ya!
[05:26] L
    I'm Lillith, a fortune teller.
[05:29] L
    I'm Maiden of Geminiー
[05:31] L2
    Ow! Mana, did you just
    randomly hit me again?!
[05:34] Mana
    Her personality changes like
    this when you give her a jolt.
[05:38] Ruka
    I'm Ruka. Maiden of Cancer.
[05:41] I
    She's the one I met this morning.
[05:42] Ruka
    You don't have to remember
    my name or anything.
[05:47] F
    My name is Femiruna.
[05:50] F
    I'm Maiden of Leo.
[05:52] F
    Now that I've been chosen
    as one of the maidens,
[05:54] ---
    world peace is practically guaranteed.
[05:57] Mirei
    I'm Maiden of Libra, Mirei.
[05:59] Mirei
    I mainly research magic.
[06:02] Mirei
    That is all.
[06:03] S
    I'm Sue. Maiden of Sagittarius.
[06:06] S
    My job is taking care of animals,
    and I like cuddling them.
[06:10] Farun
    I'm Farun!
[06:12] Farun
    I somehow became Maiden of Capricorn.
[06:14] Farun
    I'm an adventurer,
    but I'm working at a bar now!
[06:19] C
    I'm Collette, a baker!
[06:21] C
    I now serve as Maiden of Aquarius.
[06:24] C
    Onii-san, please come buy bread that I bake!
[06:28] Y
    Uh, I'm... Um... Yuzuha.
[06:32] Y
    I usually draw paintings at home.
[06:35] Y
    I may be Maiden of Pisces.
[06:37] R
    Then there's the Maiden of Virgo, Mahiru,
     and I'm the Maiden of Scorpio.
[06:43] R
    We are the maidens of the 12 constellations.
[06:44] Mana
    And I'm Mana, a maiden born
    under the constellation of Lewd.
[06:50] I
    I like the lewd side of you.
[06:52] Mana
    Geez, you're such a player!
[06:54] Mana
    By the way, Itsuki,
[06:56] Mana
    You will perform the ritual
    with all the girls over there.
[06:59] Mana
    Do you know how to seduce them?
[07:01] I
    No, my level is pretty low in that.
[07:03] Mana
    Read this and learn.
[07:06] Mana
    It's a present from me. An autographed copy!
[07:09] Mana
    It'll teach you proper behavior for an adult!
[07:11] I
    That sounds amazing, in many ways.
[07:13] Mana
    Read it and learn manners and etiquette.
[07:16] Mana
    An example lesson for beginners:
[07:18] Mana
    "Don't turn off: lights in the room
     and fire in the crotch!"
[07:21] Mana
    "One phrase for emergencies:
    we'll come together."
[07:23] Mana
    Say it, come on!
[07:25] I
    We'll come together...
[07:27] Mana
    Very good!
[07:28] Mana
    After all, the maidens are all virgins
    so it's easy as pie.
[07:31] I
    You're right!
[07:32] I
    I'm starting to think reading
    it will help me level up!
[07:35] Mana
    If you can form strong
    bonds with the maidens,
[07:37] Mana
    then you can give birth to stronger,
    more powerful Star Children.
[07:40] Mana
    Exhilarating skinship may
    be necessary at times!
[07:44] I
    For the sake of saving the world.
[07:48] I
    And so, my life at Granvania began.
[07:53] Ruka
    I did as you instructed,
    but what was the purpose?
[07:57] Mana
    According to my manual,
[07:59] ---
    that is the #1 ranked
    fateful encounter in Sola.
[08:03] Mana
    We're doing all this so that Itsuki
    can create a powerful Star Child.
[08:08] Mana
    How are you two doing?
[08:10] Mana
    Are you getting accustomed
    to living in this world?
[08:12] I
    I guess I'm starting to.
[08:13] Mana
    What about business?
[08:15] Mana
    Itsuki, are you making Star Children?
[08:17] I
    No, not at all.
[08:19] Mana
    Man, he's so useless.
[08:21] Mana
    Oh! I hear there's an event called cherry
    blossom viewing in your world, Sola.
[08:27] N
    We have decided to cancel the class,
[08:29] ---
    and have a cherry blossom viewing today.
[08:31] N
    Let's have fun today, as a welcome
    party for Itsuki and Mahiru.
[08:36] All
    Cheers!
[08:38] A
    Please eat to your heart's content, everyone.
[08:41] T
    Yay! Let's dig in!
[08:43] L
    Hey, grab me some fried chicken!
[08:47] L
    Oh, I'm sorry for the disturbance.
[08:51] F
    Wow, these chocolates are really good!
[08:54] M
    You're right!
[08:55] R
    Femiruna brought these for us.
[08:57] R
    I can taste a hint of brandy.
[08:59] R
    Very similar to bonbons.
[09:01] F
    I'm not too sure, but we receive
    many gifts intended for my father.
[09:06] F
    I just randomly picked one.
[09:08] M
    No wonder, since your family is
    the wealthiest in Granvania.
[09:11] M
    That's a lot.
[09:12] C
    That's a cute chicken!
[09:14] S
    His name is Quelquelle.
[09:16] Y
    Erm... Can you pass me some bread?
[09:20] Y
    Um...
[09:21] C
    Do you want some bread, Yuzuha?
[09:23] C
    I baked it myself!
[09:24] C
    Here you go!
[09:27] Y
    Thank you.
[09:28] T
    Huh? Where's Ruka?
[09:30] M
    She was here just now.
[09:32] I
    I'll go look for her.
[09:38] I
    What's the matter, Ruka?
[09:41] Ruka
    Oh, it's just you.
[09:42] Ruka
    I want to bring some flowers home.
[09:46] I
    Yeah, these are pretty.
[09:48] Ruka
    I work at an orphanage.
[09:51] Ruka
    I think the kids will like them.
[09:54] I
    I'll help you out.
[09:56] Ruka
    T-Thanks.
[10:08] I
    R-Ruka?
[10:10] I
    You're too close...
[10:11] Ruka
    What?
[10:12] Ruka
    Are you thinking of something so
    dirty that I can't even get close to you?
[10:17] Ruka
    You can try to hide it,
    but I see through everything.
[10:19] Ruka
    I'm an esper!
[10:23] I
    What did you say?
[10:24] Ruka
    I have celestial powers.
[10:27] Ruka
    I can read your mind.
[10:29] I
    Really?
[10:30] Ruka
    That's right. You can be gentle,
[10:34] ---
    but all men have dirty
    thoughts in their minds.
[10:37] Ruka
    They're always like that.
[10:39] I
    Don't go deciding that on your own.
[10:41] Ruka
    Really? Then let me read your mind now.
[10:45] Ruka
    If you're thinking of something
    even slightly inappropriate,
[10:48] Ruka
    you can forget about me
    performing the ritual with you!
[10:51] I
    The ritual?
[10:52] Ruka
    Well, I'm talking about the Love Ritual!
[10:54] Ruka
    I'll be revealing a lot for the ritual, too.
[10:58] I
    Do as you like.
[11:00] Ruka
    All right, then I won't hold back.
[11:07] Ruka
    Why can't I read your mind?!
[11:09] Ruka
    Is that head of yours empty?
[11:11] I
    How can that be?
[11:12] Ruka
    Right, you're not from Granvania,
    so maybe I can't read your mind.
[11:17] I
    Are you satisfied now?
[11:19] Ruka
    I guess.
[11:20] I
    I can understand that you maidens
    are nervous about this..
[11:24] I
    I'll try my best to talk
    about what I really feel.
[11:30] Ruka
    I'll get going soon.
[11:32] Ruka
    Thanks for helping.
[11:42] M
    Huh? Itsuki?
[11:44] I
    What's the matter, Mahiru?
[11:45] M
    I feel hot inside.
[11:48] I
    Did you drink alcohol?!
[11:50] M
    Of course not!
[11:52] M
    You dummy!
[11:53] I
    Those chocolates?
[11:55] M
    I just savored an adult-flavored chocolate!
[11:58] M
    They're the perfect sweets
    for an adult like me!
[12:02] I
    Are the bonbons in Granvania
    too strong for people of Sola?
[12:06] M
    I wanted to give you proper thanks.
[12:11] M
    Remember when we were little,
    and you saved me
[12:16] ---
    when those bullies were waiting for me?
[12:20] M
    It reminded me of that time when
    you defeated the Impurity.
[12:24] I
    Did I do something like that?
[12:26] M
    Oh, I know you're blushing!
[12:32] M
    Then... do you remember the promise
    you made when we were in elementary school?
[12:37] I
    The promise?
[12:39] M
    10 years ago, during the autumn festival.
[12:41] I
    I'm sorry. I don't remember.
[12:45] M
    Well, I had a feeling you didn't!
[12:50] I
    Mahiru, are you angry?
[12:53] M
    Not really.
[12:55] I
    It would be troublesome if
    you did remembered.
[13:00] M
    We have to get back to the others.
[13:02] M
    Come on, let's get going!
[13:04] I
    Your mission is to produce
    strong Star Children, right?
[13:08] M
    Make sure to get along
    with the other maidens, too.
[13:24] I
    A promise from 10 years ago?
[13:27] Mana
    I went through all the trouble to
    set up the cherry blossom viewing.
[13:30] Mana
    You still can't produce another Star Child?
[13:32] I
    Yeah.
[13:32] Mana
    You're hopeless.
[13:34] Mana
    Follow me.
[13:37] Mana
    You'll need to prepare
    for the labyrinth soon.
[13:41] Mana
    Just looking at these weapons turns
    you on to the max, doesn't it?
[13:46] Mana
    Huh? Huh? You want me to stop?
[13:48] I
    Don't... stop...
[13:49] Mana
    You sure? You sure?
[13:52] I
    I'm all hard now!
[13:53] Mana
    Stop messing around!
[13:54] Mana
    Don't underestimate the labyrinth!
[13:56] Mana
    Itsuki, it's a really dangerous place
    where your life will be in danger.
[14:00] Mana
    Many warriors have fought the
    Impurities and never returned.
[14:03] Mana
    You'll figure out soon enough
    why I'm going such lengths
[14:07] ---
    for the Love Rituals.
[14:10] Mana
    This is the foster home.
[14:11] Mana
    You'll find your Star Child here.
[14:14] Mana
    Wanna go see him?
[14:15] Alfie
    Don't play around!
[14:17] Alfie
    You think you can defeat
     the Impurity Lord like that?
[14:19] Alfie
    Aren't you embarrassed, Virgo?!
[14:24] Mana
    Oh, I see you're at it.
[14:29] Alfie
    Oh!
[14:33] Alfie
    Hello, Visitor-sama.
[14:35] I
    Did her character just switch?
[14:38] Alfie
    I train Star Children at the foster home.
[14:41] Alfie
    My name is Alfie!
[14:43] Mana
    Hey, Itsuki!
[14:45] Mana
    You're only allowed to ogle at maidens!
[14:47] I
    Sorry, I couldn't help it.
[14:49] Alfie
    Virgo, Visitor-sama has come to see you.
[14:53] V
    Visitor-sama!
[14:59] V
    I'll work hard to become strong so
    I can enter the labyrinth with you!
[15:03] I
    Okay, train hard.
[15:05] Alfie
    Um, Visitor-sama.
[15:06] I
    Call me Itsuki.
[15:08] Alfie
    Itsuki-san, you have to
    produce more Star Children,
[15:11] Alfie
    or the battle in the labyrinth
    will be very difficult.
[15:15] Mana
    She's right.
[15:17] Mana
    You have to perform Love Rituals and
    make more Star Children,
[15:20] Mana
    before the king orders you to go.
[15:21] I
    But aside from Mahiru, I don't
    really know the other girls.
[15:26] Mana
    Haven't you had a fateful encounter,
    or someone who made an impression on you?
[15:30] Mana
    Ru-something, or something and such?
[15:35] Ruka
    Hey, wait!
[15:49] Ruka
    There, there, it doesn't hurt anymore.
[15:51] Ruka
    Did that take you by surprise?
[15:53] Ruka
    It's all right now.
[15:55] Ruka
    Don't worry.
[16:09] I
    I have a favor to ask of you.
[16:12] Ruka
    I know.
[16:15] I
    Can you... um... give birth to my Star Child?
[16:20] Ruka
    Well, I knew this day would come, but...
[16:24] I
    I might have to head out
    for the labyrinth soon.
[16:28] I
    I don't mind, but there's only one
    Star Child that can go with me right now.
[16:32] I
    I thought he'd be lonely.
[16:33] Ruka
    There's only one?
[16:35] I
    Yeah. If there was at least one more...
[16:39] I
    I think it'd be more reassuring for him.
[16:43] Ruka
    I can't read your mind,
    but it doesn't sound like you're lying.
[16:47] Ruka
    I also wouldn't want a Star Child to suffer.
[16:52] I
    You must really like kids.
[16:54] Ruka
    Yes.
[16:56] Ruka
    I want to get close to them.
[16:59] Ruka
    I work with kids because I want
    to do what I can to help out.
[17:04] ---
    But...
[17:05] Ruka
    If a maiden and the Visitor communicate
    heart to heart and perform the Love Ritual,
[17:10] Ruka
    then a strong Star Child will be born, right?
[17:12] I
    Yes.
[17:14] Ruka
    If we're going to give birth to one,
    then I hope it'll be strong and cute!
[17:19] Ruka
    Having a baby is a miracle.
[17:22] I
    You're really kind.
[17:23] Ruka
    It's necessary to save the world, too.
[17:27] I
    Thank you, Ruka.
[17:29] Ruka
    So, where do we start?
[17:31] I
    I did read the book to learn
    the etiquette, but...
[17:43] Ruka
    Wait! At least turn off the lights...
[17:46] I
    "Don't turn off: lights in the room
    and fire in the crotch!"
[17:50] I
    That's what was written in the book.
[17:53] Ruka
    No fair. I'm the only one
    whose heart is pounding.
[17:56] Ruka
    I feel so silly.
[17:57] I
    I'm nervous, too.
[18:00] Ruka
    Don't you have a line that'll lighten up
    the mood for a situation like this?
[18:07] I
    We'll come together.
[18:09] Ruka
    Huh?!
[18:13] Mana
    Midnight tonight, someone will be born.
[18:17] Mana
    All thanks to me!
[18:23] S
    The fate of this world rests in your hands.
[18:26] S
    I'm counting on you.
[18:27] I
    Yes, Your Majesty.
[18:28] S
    Itsuki, I will now bestow upon you
    Star Wards for the 12 constellations.
[18:38] I
    These are the Star Wards?
[18:40] Mana
    Star Wards are special things
    created by the maidens.
[18:44] Mana
    There are 12 of them,
    just like the constellations,
[18:46] Mana
    and they have the power
     to absorb Impurities!
[18:47] Mana
    Learn more at the website!
[18:49] S
    If you release the 12 Star Wards as offerings
[18:53] ---
    at the deepest layers of
    the Stardust Labyrinth,
[18:55] S
    the Impurities will be sealed,
[18:56] S
    and your mission as Visitor
     will be accomplished.
[18:59] I
    I understand.
[19:01] N
    Allow me to guide you to
    the labyrinth's entrance.
[19:06] Mana
    The power of the maidens of the
    12 constellations is needed
[19:09] Mana
    to open the Stardust Labyrinth's entrance.
[19:12] R
    This gate is the entrance for the
    labyrinth, prepared for the Visitor.
[19:16] R
    The labyrinth was built by Mirei's
    ancestors to seal the Impurities.
[19:21] Mirei
    We will now commence the
    Ritual of Star Wards
[19:24] ---
    for the sealed gate of the Stardust Labyrinth.
[19:37] I
    Incredible.
[19:42] Ruka
    Please be careful.
[19:44] Cancer
    I will!
[19:45] M
    We're counting on you, Itsuki.
[19:47] I
    Right. Let's go.
[19:49] Both
    Yes!
[19:51] Mana
    I'll come along as a guide for today.
[19:54] Mana
    It's good manners to be
    gentle for the first time!
[20:01] I
    It's like a maze. I don't
    know which way to go.
[20:05] Mana
    The Stardust Labyrinth has 12 separate bottom
    layers, dedicated to each constellation.
[20:10] Mana
    Think of it like this.
[20:12] Mana
    And an Impurity Lord awaits
    at each bottom layer.
[20:15] Mana
    You can think of them as the final boss.
[20:17] I
    Are they strong?
[20:18] Mana
    Obviously.
[20:20] Mana
    Impurities are made from negative energy
    formed by human interactions,
[20:24] Mana
    and within the labyrinth they
    have become quite strong
[20:27] ---
    through amalgamation and synthesis.
[20:31] Mana
    But worry not!
[20:33] Mana
    You have your Star Children with you!
[20:35] Mana
    Star Children! Defeat the Impurity!
[20:37] Both
    Got it!
[20:40] Mana
    Yeah, that's the wayー
[20:45] Mana
    Th-There it is!
[20:47] Cancer
    You're holding it upside down!
[20:51] I
    Don't jump the gun!
[20:54] I
    Are you all right?
[21:00] I
    I'll protect you!
[21:15] I
    Virgo! Cancer!
[21:22] I
    No way...
[21:28] Mana
    Itsuki, they're both down.
[21:30] Mana
    We have to turn back.
[21:31] Mana
    Just run for now!
[21:41] I
    Now I understand what you said before.
[21:44] I
    I can't protect anyone like this.
[21:46] I
    There's a limit to what I can do on my own.
[21:48] I
    I need stronger Star Children!
[21:55] I
    I'll make them have my children!
SIGN    I Want You to Have My Child
SIGN    Would You Try Having My Child?
[23:37] Mana
    Granvania Dream.

3 - Would You Try Having My Child?

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[00:10] VC
    Thank you for saving us, Visitor-sama!
[00:13] I
    Huh? What happened?
[00:14] Mana
    Star Children are automatically protected
[00:17] ---
    by holy Matryoshka dolls
    when they are in danger.
[00:20] VC
    Yes, please do not worry!
[00:22] I
    I see...
[00:24] I
    But what about your wounds?
[00:26] I
    You've recovered?
[00:27] VC
    Yes, we've fully recovered!
[00:30] I
    That's good.
[00:31] Mana
    You stand no chance against them right now!
[00:34] Mana
    We have to train at the
    foster home right away!
[00:36] VC
    Got it!
[00:37] Mana
    Itsuki, you must defeat
    the Impurities next time.
[00:40] I
    I know. I don't want to let the
     Star Children suffer like that again.
[00:44] I
    All right. Let's go, guys!
[00:46] VC
    Yes, Visitor-sama!
[00:49] Mana
    Itsuki is starting to develop
    his sense of duty as a Visitor.
[00:54] Mana
    All that's left is to improve
    his technique for the Love Ritual!
[00:57] Mana
    Well, he was a little boy with an
     unpopped cherry until a few days ago,
[01:01] Mana
    so I'll share my experience
[01:02] ---
    and pass my technique from
    on the back to **** in detailー
[01:06] VC*
    Help me!
[01:09] VC
    They're too strong...
[01:11] Mana
    Already? No way!
[01:13] I
    This isn't going to work.
    We can't even scratch them.
[01:16] I
    We need more training...
[01:18] Mana
    This is not right! Something is really wrong!
[01:20] Mana
    Narcisstes!
[01:21] N
    Calm down, Mana.
[01:23] Mana
    A typical Visitor would've
    defeated an Impurity Lord by now!
[01:27] Mana
    He still can't beat a single minion!
[01:29] I
    I'm sorry. My lack of effort is to blame.
[01:33] Mana
    Are you even listening?
[01:36] N
    Mana, have you forgotten?
[01:38] N
    The maidens of the 12 constellations
    have never changed all at once before.
[01:43] Mana
    Wh-What are you trying to say?
[01:45] N
    What I'm trying to say is that
    we're in a state of emergency.
[01:47] I
    Does that mean there's no way
    for me to defeat the Impurities?
[01:51] N
    Don't get ahead of yourself.
[01:53] N
    The academics knew
    of this from ancient texts,
[01:56] N
    although they were
    disregarded as mere legends...
[01:59] Mana
    D-Don't tell me, you're saying...
[02:01] N
    Listen well, Itsuki.
[02:03] N
    In order to get past this crisis,
[02:05] N
    you have no choice but to
    perform a Double Love Ritual.
[03:41] I
    Um, what's a Double Love Ritual?
[03:45] Mana
    I bet you already know!
[03:46] Mana
    It's a ritual where you have
    two partners at once!
[03:49] Mana
    Since you're handling two
    partners at the same time,
[03:51] Mana
    you'll need sufficient stamina,
    but it's practically a buffet!
[03:54] Mana
    Two arms and legs may not be enough!
[03:56] Mana
    But you know, you can fully activate
    Little Itsuki in the middle!
[04:01] Mana
    Good for you, pervert!
[04:03] I
    I don't understand.
[04:04] Mana
    It's a three****, a three****!
[04:06] Mana
    Be a man and stop pretending!
[04:08] Mana
    Well, if I were explain it
     to an honors student,
[04:10] Mana
    it's a lovey dovey activity performed
    by a group of men and women!
[04:13] Mana
    You wanna try that, don't you?!
[04:15] I
    I can probably handle it
    if it's a group activity.
[04:18] Mana
    Oh, you perv! Then, do you know this?
[04:22] Mana
    It'll be like you're in heaven!
[04:23] Mana
    It's group cooperative play completely
    different from sixty-nining.
[04:26] ---
    A whole new experience!
[04:27] I
    Can I really do this?
[04:29] Mana
    Don't worry!
[04:31] Mana
    The Visitor can leave everything
     to the maidens!
[04:34] Mana
    You know, it's what they call... in Sola...
[04:36] Mana
    the popular fish for sushi!
[04:38] I
    Are you talking about my favorite, tuー
[04:40] Mana
    Yes, tuna!
[04:41] Mana
    You just need to focus on one spot,
[04:45] ---
    and lie there like a dead fish!
[04:47] Mana
    The two maidens will tussle
    and cook you right up!
[04:51] N
    According to ancient texts,
[04:53] ---
    Star Children born of a Double Love Ritual
    are even more remarkable.
[04:57] N
    They are supposedly stronger
    than the ones you've made so far.
[05:00] I
    Supposedly?
[05:02] N
    For at least the past few hundred years,
[05:04] N
    a Visitor capable of bonding with multiple
    maidens was thought to be impossible.
[05:09] N
    In other words, a Double Love Ritual
    is uncharted territory even for us.
[05:14] I
    I see.
[05:15] N
    In addition, we can't even
    imagine what kind of damage
[05:20] ---
    will be inflicted on the Visitor.
[05:22] I
    Is there any other way?
[05:24] N
    I'm sorry. We can't think of any other
    way to defeat Impurities at the moment.
[05:28] Mana
    Be proud! You'll be a pioneer
    exploring bold new frontiers!
[05:32] Mana
    In layman's terms, the pervert
    Visitor who has the ability
[05:35] ---
    to promiscuously bond with the
    maidens of the 12 constellations
[05:37] Mana
    is none other than you!
[05:38] Mana
    You get it now?!
[05:40] I
    Please let me think about this.
[05:44] M
    Just what is Mana thinking?
[05:48] (Flashback) Mana
    Granvania has what they
    call hot springs in Sola.
[05:51] (Flashback) Mana
    It's a good opportunity for you two
    to relax and relieve your fatigue.
[05:55] (Flashback) Mana
    Not to mention, doing it under the
    blue sky is liberating like nothing else!
[05:59] (Flashback) Mana
    Although, you might learn of a new pleasure
    and be exhausted when you get back!
[06:06] I
    He must be up to something again.
[06:08] M
    Again?
[06:09] I
    Actually, there's this Double Love Ritualー
[06:13] M
    Please finish your sentence!
[06:16] I
    Never mind.
[06:19] M
    Itsuki, you've always been like this.
[06:25] I
    I'll go get it.
[06:27] I
    What's this?
[06:29] I
    It's pretty beat-up.
[06:30] M
    No! Don't look!
[06:33] I
    Is that...
[06:35] M
    Don't get any funny ideas!
    I'm just keeping it because it's cute.
[06:38] M
    It's not like I treasure it because
    it's your gift or anything!
[06:43] M
    Wow! I've never been to a
    hot spring like this before!
[06:47] I
    But there's only one spring...
[06:49] M
    Who cares? We can go in together.
[06:51] M
    We used to take baths together
    all the time, right?
[06:53] I
    Yeah.
[06:55] I
    As if!
[06:56] I
    That was before elementary schoolー
[06:58] M
    Quit your yapping!
[07:00] M
    I'm getting in without you.
[07:01] I
    Hey Mahiru, cut it out!
[07:12] M
    What kind of lewd things are you imagining?
[07:14] M
    I came prepared expecting
    something like this.
[07:20] M
    It's so good! It feels like I'm about to melt!
[07:24] M
    Come on, Itsuki!
[07:27] M
    Aren't you a man? Don't be embarrassed!
[07:30] M
    Just take them off!
[07:31] I
    Don't look this way.
[07:34] M
    What? Don't talk to me like I'm a pervert.
[07:38] I
    This really is a nice hot spring.
[07:40] I
    Ow, but it stings a bit.
[07:44] I
    What is it?
[07:46] M
    That...
[07:47] I
    Sorry, am I dirty?
[07:51] M
    No, why do you have so many wounds?
[07:54] I
    I guess they're from the training.
[07:56] I
    But it feels like I leveled up a lot.
[07:59] I
    Still not strong enough to
    beat Impurities, though.
[08:01] M
    Then you'll have more...
[08:04] I
    Yes, of course.
[08:06] I
    I have to try my best.
[08:09] I
    What's wrong, Mahiru?
[08:11] I
    Hello? You there?
[08:13] M
    Listen well. The battles are
    getting tough, but don't die!
[08:18] I
    What's this, all of a sudden...
[08:19] M
    Shut up and listen!
[08:21] M
    I'm saying you mustn't die!
[08:23] I
    Of course. I won't allow myself to die
    until I take you back home.
[08:27] M
    Is that right?
[08:28] I
    Don't worry.
[08:30] I
    The Star Children and I are
    definitely getting stronger.
[08:32] I
    I think we can beat some Impurities next time.
[08:34] M
    It may not look like it, but Mahiru
    is a faint-hearted crybaby.
[08:38] M
    So you must keep protecting her.
[08:40] I
    Yeah, I'll definitely protect you.
[08:42] I
    But Mahiru isn't a crybaby, right?
[08:46] M
    Sorry, it's not like me
    to be in doubt, right?
[08:49] M
    But we were suddenly sent to this world,
[08:52] M
    and they call us the
    chosen Visitor and maiden...
[08:55] M
    And not too long ago we
    were in a... Love Ritual...
[09:04] I
    Mahiru?
[09:09] M
    What happened to me?
[09:12] I
    You overheated and passed out.
[09:14] I
    Are you all right? How are you feeling?
[09:16] M
    I see. Sorry for causing you trouble.
[09:20] I
    Don't worry about it.
[09:21] I
    Anyway, it's getting chilly. Let's head back.
[09:24] M
    Okay, I got it.
[09:26] M
    Huh? Where's my keychain?
[09:29] I
    Sorry, I was busy trying to
    save you, and forgot about it.
[09:33] I
    I'm sure it's in the hot spring.
[09:35] M
    If it's gone, I...
[09:39] I
    Hey, Mahiru?
[09:41] M
    It's so cold!
[09:46] I
    I heard this hot spring turns
    into cold water after sunset.
[09:49] I
    Mahiru, please get changed and wait for me.
[09:51] I
    I'll take care of the rest.
[09:52] M
    You're the Visitor, and the fate
    of this world rests in your hands.
[09:55] M
    I can't let you catch a cold.
[09:58] I
    Don't worry. Wait here.
[10:02] M
    Okay.
[10:07] M
    Itsuki...
[10:09] I
    Found it!
[10:10] I
    I found it, Mahiru!
[10:13] M
    My little keychain!
[10:15] I
    Here. Don't lose it next time.
[10:18] M
    I'm so glad... Thank you.
[10:21] I
    Mahiru, let's stay together like this,
    even when we grow up to be adults.
[10:26] M
    No way. You remembered it?
[10:29] I
    Yeah, just now.
[10:31] I
    It was my duty to save you
    when you need help, right?
[10:34] I
    I'm sorry for forgetting.
[10:36] I
    But you remembered our
    promise this whole time.
[10:40] M
    It was just a silly promise
     between two kids.
[10:43] M
    I got all serious about it...
[10:46] M
    I'm so stupid, aren't I?
[10:47] I
    No, that's the Mahiru I...
[10:59] Mana
    Now, now, you two. Please continue
    after you get in this carriage!
[11:02] Mana
    Deepen your bond until you arrive the shrine!
[11:06] Mana
    But don't forget to hold it!
    You have to hold it, all right?
[11:09] Mana
    Until you arrive, you mustn't release it!
[11:11] Mana
    You have to hold your bonds at their peak,
[11:13] Mana
    and take it all the way to the Love Ritual!
[11:15] I
    What? But...
[11:17] Mana
    But in exchange, I packed plenty
    of recommended adult toys!
[11:22] Mana
    Moving **** and vibrating
    **** are great for getaways!
[11:29] M
    Ugh, what's its problem?
[11:31] Mana
    You don't have to tell me.
[11:33] Mana
    Girls in Sola are all waiting for a
    prince on a white horse, right?
[11:36] Mana
    If the prince wants some action,
    then it's all right, isn't it?
[11:39] Mana
    Oh, Mahiru! Don't tell me that just thinking
[11:41] ---
    about getting in this
     magical carriage for adults
[11:44] Mana
    is getting your maiden's *** all *** wet?
[11:48] Mana
    Worry not. If it's still not lubricated enough,
     I also packed strawberry-flavored ,
[11:53] Mana
    so feel free to use it!
[11:54] M
    Sheesh! Say something, Itsuki!
[11:56] Mana
    There's no way he has anything
     to complain about!
[11:59] Mana
    Getting in this see-through carriage
    is the dream of every person in Sola.
[12:02] Mana
    Being watched excites you?
    What a kinky freak!
[12:06] Mana
    Anyway, this carriage makes the ultimate
    dream of men and women come true.
[12:10] Mana
    Its name is...
[12:10] Mana
    The Granvania Dream Coach!
[12:14] I
    You're wrong, Mana.
[12:16] M
    Itsuki?
[12:17] I
    Listen, the best part of this carriage
[12:20] ---
    should be being able to see from inside,
    but not from the outside.
[12:22] I
    But what is this?
[12:23] I
    You can see everything!
[12:24] I
    This completely ruins all the
    excitement and titillation!
[12:28] M
    I'm leaving.
[12:31] M
    All I'm asking is that
     you take care of his wounds!
[12:34] M
    Got it, Mana? I'm counting on you.
[12:37] Mana
    I put so much work into that plan!
[12:39] Mana
    It was a masterpiece that
    took me ten years to complete!
[12:41] I
    Sorry, but the concept was...
[12:44] Mana
    Shut up! You letch!
[12:46] R
    You've become much stronger
    in such a short time.
[12:50] R
    Oh, no! It's not even the flu season yet.
[12:54] R
    What's wrong?
[12:55] I
    Actually...
[12:56] Mana
    Long story short, my fabulous Double
    Love Ritual Plan was completely ruined!
[13:01] R
    You mean... the legendary Double Love Ritual?
[13:04] Mana
    That's right.
[13:05] R
    With all of the unknown factors,
[13:07] ---
    performing the Double
    Love Ritual in his current condition
[13:10] R
    is not something I can
    recommend as a doctor.
[13:12] Mana
    What?!
[13:13] R
    But it'll be fine if I can get the data
    for what will happen to Itsuki's body
[13:17] ---
    before the real thing.
[13:19] R
    I'll be able to treat him
    if something happens.
[13:20] Mana
    Geez, the real thing?
[13:23] ---
    That's a pretty old way of saying it, Reone!
[13:25] Mana
    What will happen to Itsuki's Big
    Magnum during the real thing?
[13:28] Mana
    Come on, we already know what'll happen!
[13:30] Mana
    So, what do you want to know?
    The rate of expansion?
[13:33] Mana
    Or how long he'll last?
[13:34] Mana
    No way! You want to know his
    sustained frictional temperature?!
[13:39] R
    For now, let's have a brief nap.
[13:42] R
    In any case, I need Itsuki's physical data,
    so let's practice together.
[13:47] I
    You mean...
[13:48] R
    Yes. I will be one of the two maidens.
[13:52] R
    I'll let you pick the other.
[13:54] I
    Huh? But...
[13:58] R
    It must be nice to be young.
[13:59] R
    I have some apples, would you like one?
[14:01] R
    If you want it, I'll peel it for you.
[14:03] R
    Or should I just rub it
    a bit and feed it to you?
[14:08] I
    Um... then... please bake it.
[14:11] R
    Huh? What did you just say?
[14:13] I
    Oh, you can't make it, right?
[14:16] I
    Sorry for making an impossible request.
[14:18] R
    No, the way you said it really
    sounded like my little brother.
[14:21] I
    Your little brother... The one in this photo?
[14:24] R
    Yes. I thought he was back for a second
[14:28] ---
    after hearing you say that.
[14:30] I
    "He was back"?
[14:32] I
    Where is he now?
[14:34] R
    He passed away after
    an illness five years ago.
[14:37] R
    He was about your age at the time.
[14:40] Mana
    I never knew something like
    that happened to you, Reone!
[14:44] Mana
    Why didn't you tell me?!
[14:46] R
    Your medical treatment is done
    after you finish the apple.
[14:49] I
    Thanks.
[14:50] R
    I don't need your gratitude, but bring me
    another maiden as soon as possible.
[14:56] I
    How should I find another maiden?
[14:59] I
    Mahiru is angry at me, and I haven't
    seen Ruka since the last time...
[15:03] F
    Hey, aren't we drinking a tad too slowly?
[15:06] F
    Hi! Here's your beer, sir!
[15:10] Customer
    Hey, Farun-chan! You're beautiful as ever!
[15:12] F
    This table ordered additional
    beer snacks, right?
[15:15] F
    Thanks for waiting!
[15:16] Customer
    Give us the dance soon!
     We can't drink without seeing it!
[15:20] F
    Darn, you leave me no choice.
[15:23] F
    Everyone! Do you want to see the
    graceful dance of Farun-neesan?
[15:26] All
    We do!
[15:28] ---
    Okay, I see!
[15:31] F
    Owner! Start the music!
[15:44] Customer
    Come on! Show us more!
[15:48] F
    The night has only begun!
    Leave some fun for later!
[15:52] I
    You're Farun, right?
[15:54] I
    That was really cool.
[15:55] F
    I'm a professional dancer.
    Of course I can dance!
[15:59] F
    Uh, who are you, again?
[16:01] I
    You don't remember me?
[16:03] F
    I'm so sorry! You're my Visitor!
[16:08] F
    Just kidding.
[16:09] F
    Let me buy you something as an apology.
[16:11] I
    I'm still too young to drink legally.
[16:13] F
    What a baby!
[16:15] F
    Does the baby want some juice?
[16:18] I
    Um... Farun.
[16:19] I
    Uh, about the Love Ritual...
[16:23] F
    Oh, that? It's my turn already?
[16:27] F
    Let's get on with it so you
    can save the world, Visitor-sama.
[16:30] I
    What's with the sudden attitude?
[16:32] I
    Are you angry?
[16:34] F
    I'm a traveling dancer
    with nowhere to return to,
[16:39] F
    but they tell me I'm a maiden out of the blue.
[16:42] F
    Now I'm tied down to this place.
[16:44] F
    Honestly, I can't stand it.
[16:46] I
    Sorry.
[16:47] F
    Why are you apologizing?
[16:49] I
    It's because I'm weak.
[16:52] F
    Then take responsibility for that.
[16:54] F
    It feels suffocating for me to
    stay in one place for too long.
[16:58] F
    I'll die of suffocation soon.
[17:07] I
    Can you breathe now?
[17:09] I
    Don't you want to see an
    even more fascinating world?
[17:15] I
    I'll show you sights
    you've never seen before,
[17:18] I
    and a world you've never felt before.
[17:29] I
    Th-This book is incredible!
[17:32] Mana
    Great! You did it, Itsuki!
[17:34] Mana
    Page 15: "Technique for
     shutting up needy girls, Part 3!"
[17:38] Mana
    Well done!
[17:39] Mana
    Now your Visitor Perv Points have risen by 10!
[17:44] R
    You can start, Itsuki.
[17:47] F
    I'm all ready.
[17:56] R
    Are you okay, Itsuki?
[17:58] R
    Is this a bit too stimulating for you?
[18:00] F
    You don't have to worry about anything.
[18:03] F
    Leave this to Farun-oneesan.
[18:05] R
    Yes. This is only practice, after all.
[18:09] R
    Don't be nervous, and just be yourself.
[18:16] I
    S-Sorry, I...
[18:18] Mana
    Don't let it get to you.
[18:20] Mana
    It happens all the time at parlors
    where you see sexy adult ladies.
[18:24] Mana
    It's a natural phenomenon
    for healthy male students!
[18:28] Mana
    However, I wish you'd lasted
    until you at least got a lick!
[18:32] Mana
    But I can imagine Reone and Farun
[18:34] ---
    after hearing the moaning of a young man!
[18:38] Mana
    Their imagination must be going wild now,
[18:40] ---
    and their whole bodies must
    be sexually sensitive!
[18:42] Mana
    Now's the chance, Itsuki!
[18:44] I
    Really?
[18:45] Mana
    Yes, this is no time to be depressed!
[18:48] I
    Got it. I'll try my best.
[18:52] I
    S-So, please give birth to my child!
[18:58] I
    I'll be in your care.
[19:01] Mana
    Love Ritual.
[19:02] Mana
    It is a holy ritual for giving
    birth to Star Children.
[19:06] Mana
    For the first time in hundreds of years,
[19:08] ---
    a Visitor and two maidens
    will bond at the same time.
[19:11] Mana
    The legendary Double Love
    Ritual will be performed.
[19:15] I
    Both of you, together!
[19:31] Capri
    Hello. I'm Capri.
[19:33] S
    Nice to meet you. I'm Scorpi.
[19:36] N
    Wonderful! I never knew the
     Double Love Ritual was this majestic.
[19:40] I
    Two really were born.
[19:43] I
    Nice to meet you both.
[19:44] Both
    Yes, Visitor-sama.
[19:46] N
    I have underestimated Itsuki's
    ability as a Visitor this whole time.
[19:51] Mana
    Looks like Itsuki's wounds
    weren't as severe as we feared.
[19:55] I
    Mana, have a look at this.
[19:57] Mana
    Congratulations! Reone, it was
    supposed to be practice,
[19:59] ---
    but it turned out to be the real thing!
[20:01] Mana
    Look at these Star Children!
[20:02] Mana
    I've never seen such strong children before!
[20:10] R
    My legs are soft. I can't stand up.
[20:14] F
    I c*** to the ends of the universe.
[20:17] Mana
    Itsuki, you beast!
[20:22] Mana
    I have faith in you.
[20:25] I
    Yeah, I feel like my body is full of energy.
[20:28] I
    It feels completely different
    compared to before.
[20:31] Mana
    It sure changes when you have a whole party.
[20:34] Mana
    Details on the website!
SIGN    "Check the official website for details!"
[20:36] I
    Follow me, everyone!
[20:38] All
    Yes, Visitor-sama!
[20:40] I
    All right, let's go!
[20:43] Mana
    And so Itsuki and his party defeated
    Impurities and faced an Impurity Lord.
[20:48] I
    This one's pretty strong.
[20:50] I
    Be careful, and try to conserve HP!
[20:53] All
    Yes, Visitor-sama!
[20:57] I
    Don't worry. If you sense
    any danger, hide behind me.
[21:02] I
    Okay?
[21:05] I
    All right, let's go!
[21:07] Mana
    And so Itsuki and his party emerged
    victorious after an intense battle
[21:10] ---
    with the Impurity Lord.
[21:12] Mana
    Well done, Itsuki!
[21:14] Mana
    We can offer the first Star Ward now!
[21:16] Mana
    Here, offer the Star Ward to that altar!
[21:31] Mana
    Now the Impurities lurking in the
    labyrinth should start to decrease.
[21:35] Mana
    Come on. Let's go back outside.
[21:40] I
    Is everyone here?
[21:42] All
    Yes.
[21:50] Mana
    Ahh! So scary!
[21:54] N
    This scream... it must be...
SIGN    Would You Try Having My Child?
SIGN    Please Have My Child!
[23:38] Mana
    Manasir.

4 - Please Have My Child!

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SIGN    Secrets in the
     Early Afternoon
[00:08] Mana
    Early afternoon on a Sunday.
[00:09] Mana
    Catherine, who came to the city
    from the countryside not too long ago,
[00:14] Mana
    was intensely and wildly swinging her hair.
[00:16] Mana
    "Oh! Wonderful! Itsuki!"
[00:18] Mana
    She reached her .
[00:21] Mana*
    I met her at a playground.
[00:25] Mana
    I was having trouble meeting my sales quota,
[00:28] ---
    and I was sitting on the bench as usual.
[00:31] Mana
    That's where I had the fateful encounter.
[00:34] Mana
    We were attracted to each
    other by primal instinct.
[00:38] Mana
    We didn't need to wait before we became one.
[00:42] Mana
    Before I realized, I was at her apartment...
SIGN    Manager
[00:48] Mana
    Don't worry, no one's watching.
SIGN    Peasant Girl
[00:53] Mana
    Sir! Please, no!
SIGN    Governor
[00:55] Mana
    It's all right, it's all right. Come closer!
[00:59] Mana
    Oh, no!
SIGN    Peasant Girl
SIGN    *** Girl
SIGN    Itsuki
SIGN    Girl *** Student
SIGN    Hot Wife
[01:08] Mana
    Darling!
SIGN    Female Warrior
[01:10] I
    Hey, Mana!
[01:12] I
    How long are you going to keep this up?
[01:14] Mana
    Don't tell me you think the censors
    will have a problem with this!
[01:18] Mana
    It's just my imagination.
    I won't let you complain!
[01:21] I
    That's not the problem.
     Why are all the women you?
[01:25] I
    And I'm the partner?
[01:27] Mana
    You don't want to role-play like this with me?
[01:30] Mana
    Well?
[01:31] I
    C-Cut it out!
[01:33] Mana
    Itsuki! More role-play!
[01:34] I
    Stay away! No!
[01:39] Mana
    My plan was a success!
[01:44] I
    That was close.
[01:46] A
    Hello.
[01:50] A
    Are you looking for something?
[01:53] I
    No, I just happened to come
    here... by coincidence.
[01:58] A
    It's all right. The church welcomes you,
    no matter who you are.
[02:03] I
    Right, Arie is...
[02:05] (Flashback) A
    I'm Arie.
[02:07] (Flashback) A
    I'm the Maiden of Aries.
[02:09] (Flashback) A
    I devote myself to the church.
[02:14] I
    Uh, well... I also wanted to see you, Arie.
[02:18] A
    Oh, you came all the way here to see me?
[02:22] A
    That makes me so happy!
[02:24] Kids
    Arie!
[02:26] Kid1
    I can't figure out my homework!
[02:28] Kid2
    I'm hungry!
[02:30] Kid3
    Me, too! I want snacks!
[02:33] I
    What? You have kids?
[02:35] A
    Oh, no.
[02:36] A
    I take care of the children here and
    sometimes help them with their homework.
[02:40] Kid1
    Arie-sensei.
[02:42] Kid2
    Hurry, hurry!
[02:44] A
    Hold on. We have a special guest...
[02:46] M
    Please take care of them.
    I'll come visit again.
[02:49] Mana
    Good work, Itsuki!
[02:51] Mana
    Looks like you're bonding well with Arie!
SIGN    Master Pervert Baron's Short Story Erotic Novel Collection
[02:58] M
    Are you done yet, Itsuki?
[03:00] I
    Sorry, I'm in line, but...
[03:05] M
    I'll wait for you outside.
[03:12] I
    Ouch!
[03:15] I
    I only got to buy these.
[03:24] I
    W-Wait!
[03:32] I
    I lost sight of her.
[03:37] Y
    What should I do?
[03:38] Y
    Why was I chosen to be a maiden, anyway?
[03:52] I
    Was that girl's name Yuzuha?
[03:57] I
    I wonder if she got to buy lunch.
[04:02] I
    Ow!
[04:03] I
    What was that?
[04:06] I
    What do you want, Mana?
[04:08] Mana
    I can tell everything that you're thinking!
[04:11] Mana
    Master Pervert Baron's Short Story
    Erotic Novel Collection Vol. 2!
[04:13] Mana
    Just like in "Seductive Apartment
    Housewife Under the Parasol,"
SIGN    Master Pervert Baron's Short Story Erotic Novel Collection
[04:17] Mana
    you're hoping for a hot housewife to show up
[04:19] Mana
    with a plastic bag in one hand
    and a parasol in the other!
[04:24] I
    You were under this thing's influence?
[04:26] Mana
    Stories written by my beloved
    Master Pervert Baron
[04:29] Mana
    may have slightly outdated settings for Sola,
     but they should still be pretty useful!
[04:34] Mana
    Which setting would be good with Arie?
[04:37] Mana
    The pure adult type women like her
    tend to be pretty protective...
[04:41] I
    What? Really?
[04:43] Mana
    I see you're starting to
    get interested, you perv!
[04:46] Mana
    But worry not!
[04:47] Mana
    Master Pervert Baron's stories cover
    a wide range of situations!
[04:51] Mana
    Short story #18, "I'll Have Your Fig as
    Thanks for the Present," might be useful!
[04:56] Mana
    The story is... In order
    to obtain her *** fig,
[05:01] Mana
    the protagonist gives her a
    present and she falls for him!
[05:04] Mana
    Hurry, go see her and find out
    what kind of present she wants!
[05:08] Mana
    Go get Arie's *** fig!
[05:10] Mana
    Where did you go?
[05:23] I
    Oh, right...
[05:25] I
    This...
[05:27] I
    Don't worry. I just came
    to bring you some bread.
[05:32] I
    Here. It looked like you didn't get to
    buy one because it was so crowded.
[05:37] Y
    But...
[05:38] I
    I just happened to buy two, so...
[05:41] ---
    Here.
[05:43] Y
    No filling...
[05:45] I
    Sorry... I only got to buy these.
[05:48] Y
    No, thanks.
[05:50] Y
    I'm glad. Now I can erase it.
[05:54] M
    Erase it?
[05:59] Y
    You use it like this.
[06:01] M
    I see.
[06:03] Y
    Bread can be used as food or as an eraser.
[06:06] Y
    It's very convenient.
[06:08] I
    Then I'm glad there was no filling.
[06:11] Y
    Yeah, lunch pack with no filling is my favorite.
[06:15] Y
    Along with onigiri.
[06:18] I
    I'm glad.
[06:20] I
    You're smiling now.
[06:22] I
    You seemed to be afraid of me.
[06:25] Y
    Oh, I'm so sorry.
[06:28] I
    You don't have to apologize.
[06:30] Y
    I also completely forgot to greet you.
[06:34] Y
    Well, um...
[06:37] Y
    Once again, Yuzuha...
[06:40] Y
    I'm Yuzuha!
[06:42] Y
    Nice to meet you, onii-chan!
[06:44] I
    O-Onii-chan?
[06:48] Mana
    She said, "I'll pour some tea,"
[06:50] Mana
    as she shook his tightly-clenched hands.
[06:53] Mana
    She went to the kitchen.
[06:54] Mana
    The water was boiling in the kettle.
[06:56] Mana
    However...
[06:56] Mana
    However, she was the one who was
     all steamy and boiling inside.
[07:01] Mana
    The uncontrollable boiling lust!
[07:03] Mana
    "I can't hold it any longer!"
[07:04] Mana
    "Come! Drink the hot tea I just made!"
[07:07] Mana
    "Swallow it with your mouth!"
[07:14] Y
    How is the tea?
[07:17] I
    It's good.
[07:18] Y
    I'm sorry.
[07:20] Y
    I'm sure you didn't really
    want to drink tea I made.
[07:26] I
    That's not true! It's really good.
[07:29] I
    Thank you, Yuzuha.
[07:30] Y
    I'm sorry.
[07:33] I
    You don't have to apologize.
[07:34] Y
    No, that one was for calling you
    "onii-chan" without permission.
[07:40] Y
    I didn't know what else to call you.
[07:43] I
    Don't worry. I was a bit surprised,
    but you can call me whatever you want.
[07:47] Y
    That's great. Thank you, onii-chan.
[07:52] I
    So, what kind of painting
    are you doing now?
[07:57] I
    You like painting, right?
[07:58] Y
    It's not that I like it. It's my job.
[08:02] I
    It's your job?
[08:02] Y
    Yes. So I go back and forth between
    here and the academy every day.
[08:08] Y
    I don't really want to go outside, but...
[08:12] I
    You don't like being with other people?
[08:14] Y
    Yes.
[08:15] Y
    I kept myself confined even before
    I was chosen to be a maiden.
[08:20] Y
    When I sleep and dream, I'm always in a box.
[08:24] Y
    That's where I feel the safest.
[08:27] I
    D-Don't tell me... Is that
    the box you're talking about?
[08:32] Y
    Do you think it's weird?
[08:35] I
    That's a coffin, right?
[08:37] Y
    Yes.
[08:37] Y
    I gave it a name so it'd be cuter.
SIGN    Katrine
[08:41] Y
    Katrine, the coffin.
[08:43] I
    I-I see...
[08:45] I
    But... don't you usually...
    put corpses inside coffins?
[08:49] Y
    It fits well for me.
[08:52] Y
    I can sleep really peacefully
    inside a coffin.
[08:55] Y
    I dream a lot inside the coffin,
    and travel to many different places.
[09:00] Y
    My job is to paint the things
     I see in my dreams.
[09:04] Y
    I can't sell many of them, though.
[09:06] I
    Is that why you don't go outside often?
[09:09] Y
    Yes. I can see many things
    without going outside.
[09:14] Y
    Well, I saw, to be correct.
[09:18] I
    What's wrong, Yuzuha?
[09:20] Y
    I haven't actually had any dreams lately.
[09:25] Y
    I might be out of ideas.
[09:29] Y
    Maybe it's what they call a slump?
[09:31] Y
    Will I have to give up on my job?
[09:39] I
    Why don't we try going outside?
[09:43] I
    You have to refresh your
    mind every once in a while.
[09:45] Y
    I don't want to go outside.
[09:49] I
    I know! I'll go buy some more lunch packs.
[09:53] I
    No filling, of course.
[09:55] I
    So let's eat them together
    tomorrow, at the park.
[09:59] I
    There won't be many people in the park,
[10:01] I
    and it's close by.
[10:02] I
    Okay?
[10:03] Y
    Onii-chan...
[10:09] I
    Did I buy a bit too much?
[10:12] Mana
    I thought you were going after Arie,
[10:14] Mana
    but you're going after another girl?
[10:16] Mana
    I expect no less from you after learning
    about three***... I mean, the Double Love Ritual!
[10:20] Mana
    You're a total perv!
[10:23] I
    It's nothing like that.
[10:25] I
    Don't get in my way today, all right?
[10:27] Mana
    Oh! I see you're really
    looking forward to this!
[10:30] Mana
    You are the Master Pervert Baron!
[10:32] I
    Enough with that something-master!
[10:35] I
    Just go away, please!
[10:37] Mana
    In that case, I'll enjoy
    this as a peeping role-play!
[10:41] I
    Hurry and go away!
[10:46] I
    Shoo! Shoo!
[10:49] Y
    Onii-chan!
[10:56] Y
    I'm sorry for being late, onii-chan.
[11:01] Y
    Thanks for waiting.
[11:06] Y
    Onii-chan, the lunch pack you
    bought for me is really good!
[11:10] I
    T-That's good.
[11:13] I
    So... why did you bring that here?
[11:16] I
    It looks a bit different
    from yesterday...
[11:18] Y
    I'm impressed that you noticed!
[11:20] Y
    I made cute decorations for today.
[11:24] Y
    What do you think, onii-chan?
[11:26] I
    How should I answer this... Well...
[11:29] I
    It's very girly.
[11:31] Y
    Correct!
[11:32] Y
    You're amazing, onii-chan!
[11:34] Y
    That was the design concept this time!
[11:37] I
    What? I was correct?
[11:38] Y
    Coffins are manly, so I thought it
    would be cute if I made it more girly!
[11:43] I
    I-I see...
[11:45] Y
    I don't like talking, so I'm relieved
    that I don't have to explain.
[11:51] Y
    I wish everyone was like you, onii-chan.
[11:54] I
    We're talking fine right now.
[11:57] Y
    That's because you're onii-chan.
[12:00] Y
    Why can I feel comfortable
    talking with you?
[12:03] Y
    I don't really know why.
[12:06] Mana
    Damn you, Itsuki!
[12:07] Mana
    When did you learn coffin role-play?
[12:09] Mana
    You've become a high level
    player in such a short time!
[12:12] I
    Is there anything inside?
[12:15] I
    It looked really heavy.
[12:18] Y
    I brought painting materials!
[12:20] ---
    Yeah, I see.
[12:21] Y
    Coffins are convenient for trips, too.
[12:24] Y
    You can sleep in them or use them as backpacks!
[12:28] I
    Th-That's very convenient.
[12:30] Y
    But I can't paint now,
    even though I brought this with me.
[12:37] I
    You didn't have a dream last night either?
[12:40] I
    I see.
[12:41] I
    But you know, you can paint even
    if you didn't have a dream.
[12:44] I
    Come on, take a look.
[12:48] I
    Isn't it beautiful?
[12:52] Y
    You're right!
[12:56] Y
    What's wrong, onii-chan?
[12:59] I
    N-Nothing!
[13:00] I
    A-Anyway, let's take a walk over there.
[13:03] Y
    Okay. I'll go anywhere with you.
[13:06] I
    I'll carry it. It's heavy, right?
[13:09] Y
    No, it's fine. I made it light
    so it's easy to carry.
[13:13] Y
    Also, I can give anything back in
    return if you're kind to me.
[13:18] I
    I don't need anything in return.
[13:20] Y
    But...
[13:21] Kid
    Hey, Mom, look at that.
[13:24] Mother
    Don't look!
[13:26] Kid
    But...
[13:27] Mother
    Don't point at it!
[13:29] Mother
    Come on, let's go!
[13:30] Kid
    What is it doing?
[13:33] Y
    Onii-chan, I'm leaving now.
[13:37] I
    Wait, Yuzuha!
[13:38] Y
    I should've stayed home.
[13:41] I
    No, Yuzuha, they weren't talking about that!
[13:45] Y
    No, I wouldn't have been so
    embarrassed if I stayed home.
[13:50] I
    Yuzuha!
[13:53] Mana
    What's the matter?
[13:54] I
    It's your fault! It's all your fault!
[13:57] Y
    I'm sorry, onii-chan!
[14:01] Y
    You were with me,
[14:04] ---
    so they thought you were a weirdo, too!
[14:07] Y
    I'm so sorry!
[14:10] I
    Lord, I have hurt Yuzuha's feelings.
[14:16] I
    What can I do for Yuzuha?
[14:24] A
    I hear that Yuzuha has
    been frail since birth.
[14:29] I
    Is it an illness of sorts?
[14:31] A
    Her condition is called
    sleep sickness in this world.
[14:36] I
    Sleep illness?
[14:38] A
    Yes. She burns away her life
    for the time that she sleeps.
[14:42] A
    Whenever she sleeps, her life gets shorter.
[14:45] A
    That's why those with the illness
    do not live very long.
[14:50] I
    How can that be?
[14:52] I
    Is there a way to cure it?
[14:54] A
    Unfortunately, no one has
    any ideas for a treatment.
[14:59] A
    Fortunately, there is no
    pain in this illness.
[15:03] A
    Death arrives during sleep, and they
    will simply never wake up again.
[15:08] A
    It may be the most peaceful
    death you could ask for.
[15:12] A
    Itsuki,
[15:13] ---
    do you know why Yuzuha always
    keeps the coffin with her?
[15:18] I
    She said it makes her feel safe...
[15:20] A
    She doesn't want to cause anyone
    trouble when her life ends.
[15:25] A
    I believe it represents
    her mental preparation.
[15:31] A
    I'm sure Yuzuha doesn't want to be
    around people for the same reason.
[15:38] I
    How can this happen?
[15:39] I
    Yuzuha hasn't done anything to deserve this.
[15:41] I
    Why...
[15:43] A
    Itsuki, please give her your support.
[15:48] A
    I don't think Yuzuha has
    given up on life yet.
[15:53] A
    I'm sure your presence would give her hope.
[16:01] I
    What are you doing?
[16:02] Mana
    You're back, Itsuki.
[16:04] Mana
    I'm sorry about earlier...
[16:07] I
    It's all right. What are you doing, anyway?
[16:10] Mana
    I'm making a coffin as an apology.
[16:12] Mana
    You can put this beside her coffin,
[16:14] ---
    and it would be a double coffin
    instead of a double bed!
[16:17] Mana
    You can make up with her usingー
[16:18] I
    Good work, Mana!
[16:20] I
    Yuzuha, Yuzuha!
[16:22] I
    You're in there, right?
[16:23] I
    Open the door, please!
[16:27] I
    Yuzuha, if you don't open it, I'll have to break
    down this door. Are you fine with thatー
[16:32] Y
    Don't do that.
[16:34] I
    Yuzuha, let's go outside, now!
[16:36] Y
    I'm sorry, I can't go with youー
[16:39] I
    Take a look at this!
[16:42] I
    It's Kanda-san, the coffin!
[16:44] I
    Your Katrine's friend!
[16:46] I
    Of course, I bought lunch packs, too!
[16:50] I
    Don't worry. If you can't paint
    because you can't dream,
[16:53] I
    then see it with me instead!
[16:55] I
    I'll show you the beautiful outdoors!
[16:58] I
    I want to see it with you.
[17:00] I
    I'll hold you, even if you fall down.
[17:04] I
    I want to spend the same time with you.
[17:06] Y
    Onii-chan...
[17:08] I
    Come on, let's go.
[17:10] Y
    Okay.
[17:23] Y
    It's still bright, so maybe I can't see.
[17:26] Y
    I was wondering where my
    constellation would be.
[17:29] I
    Your constellation is Pisces, right?
[17:31] Y
    Yes.
[17:32] Y
    It is the faintest constellation
     in the zodiac.
[17:36] Y
    That is Yuzuha.
[17:38] Y
    The shape is uneven,
    and it just doesn't stand out.
[17:43] I
    Being bright and standing
    out doesn't make things better.
[17:46] I
    Right?
[17:46] Y
    Being bright and standing
    out isn't me, either.
[17:50] Y
    But why is a constellation without
    a single third magnitude star
[17:54] ---
    considered to be part of the zodiac?
[17:56] I
    Pisces has to be a piece of it, right?
[17:59] Y
    Wow, I wasn't expecting that.
[18:02] Y
    You're full of surpisces!
[18:07] I
    I'm sure it's because someone found it.
[18:11] Y
    Someone found it in the big sky?
[18:15] I
    Yeah.
[18:15] Y
    Right, there's someone who can find
    it even if it doesn't stand out.
[18:21] ---
    Thank you, onii-chan.
[18:24] Y
    Maybe half of onii-chan is
    made of pure kindness...
[18:31] Y
    I'm feeling... sleepy...
[18:41] I
    Don't worry. Sleep.
[18:44] Y
    Is this a dream?
[18:46] Y
    It feels so gentle and warm.
[18:51] ---
    It makes me feel so safe.
[18:58] I
    What? You had a dream?
[19:00] Y
    It was a big surpisce for me!
[19:02] Both
    I'm Pisces, after all!
[19:07] Y
    Hey, onii-chan.
[19:09] Y
    You said you don't need anything in return,
[19:13] ---
    but I want to give you something.
[19:15] I
    Oh, don't worry about it.
[19:17] Y
    No, I think I can fulfill my
    duty as maiden if it's with you.
[19:23] Y
    It's not because it's my job,
    or because I've given up on living.
[19:26] ---
    I really want toー
[19:29] I
    Are you really okay with it?
[19:30] I
    You'll have my child?
[19:32] Y
    Yes.
[19:33] Mana
    Master Pervert Baron,
    your novels were right!
[19:41] Y
    Onii-chan...
[19:42] I
    Don't worry. Follow my lead.
[19:46] ---
    
[19:50] Y
    Please be gentle.
[20:05] Mana
    Mango, fig, cherries, all ripe for picking!
[20:10] I
    What is that song?
[20:11] Mana
    It's the Erotica Fruits Song
    written by Prince Dandy!
[20:15] Mana
    Sing with me and awaken your virility!
[20:18] I
    Whatever happened to something-master?
[20:19] Mana
    I finished reading all of
    Master Pervert Baron's novels.
[20:23] Mana
    The next master is super
    erotica musician Prince Dandy!
[20:28] Mana
    I also prepared this for you.
[20:31] I
    A present? For me?
[20:33] Mana
    Why would I give you a present? It's for Arie!
[20:36] Mana
    Take this and rush to Arie's side!
[20:38] Mana
    Have an erotica fruits parade!
[20:40] Mana
    Mango, fig, cherries, all ripe for picking!
[20:44] I
    Arie?
[20:46] I
    I guess she's not here today.
[20:49] I
    Arie!
[20:53] I
    I never knew there was a room there.
[20:56] A
    Anyway, I hear... that you
    have done it with Yuzuha...
[21:00] ---
    without any issue.
[21:02] I
    Yeah, all thanks to you.
[21:04] A
    I didn't do anything.
[21:06] A
    Could that be for me?
[21:08] I
    Well, this is...
[21:10] I
    Here you go.
[21:11] A
    Wow, great!
[21:13] A
    Thank you very much.
[21:14] I
    Yeah. You gave me some great advice.
[21:17] I
    Oh. I forgot to check what was inside.
[21:20] I
    Is this going to be all right?
[21:22] A
    Wow!
[21:23] A
    So many! Wonderful!
[21:25] A
    I'm impressed, Itsuki-san.
[21:27] A
    You understand my tastes so well.
[21:34] I
    Is this the role-play from the OP?
[21:36] ---
    More!
[21:38] Mana
    Who would've thought Arie
     would enjoy it so much?!
[21:42] M
    Mana, are you sure you wanted
    me to tie you up here?
[21:45] Mana
    Yes, it's fine.
[21:46] Mana
    This is getting interesting!
[21:48] Mana
    Sing with me, Mahiru!
[21:50] Mana
    You too, pervert in front of the TV!
[21:53] Both
    Mango, fig, cherries, all ripe for picking!
SIGN    Please Have My Child!
SIGN    I've Got So Many Kids
[23:37] Mana
    Naginata?

5 - I've Got So Many Kids

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[00:17] Mana
    That was a close one.
[00:18] Mana
    But good job, Itsuki!
[00:20] Mana
    Now offer the Star Ward!
[00:22] I
    We've finally reached the quarter-way mark.
[00:25] Mana
    Ahem.
[00:26] Mana
    Our next foes lie deeper in the labyrinth.
[00:30] I
    Does that mean...
[00:31] Mana
    The deeper you go, the more concentrated
    and evil the Impurities become.
[00:35] I
    That's not good...
[00:40] V
    Visitor-sama!
[00:41] I
    Again?
[00:42] Mana
    What an unsettling roar.
[00:44] I
    You still haven't figured
    out what's causing it?
[00:47] Mana
    Sorry.
[00:48] Mana
    But no matter what they are,
[00:50] Mana
    you have no chance of winning unless you
    increase the number of Star Children!
[00:54] I
    I know that, but we've been
    fighting all this time
[00:57] ---
    and I haven't had the time to see them.
[01:00] Mana
    I'm well aware.
[01:02] Mana
    That's why I have prepared a special event,
[01:04] Mana
    which will close the distance
    between you and the maidens!
[01:08] I
    That's not possible.
[01:09] Mana
    A summer fling!
[01:11] Mana
    If you're on a resort vacation,
    you can do it any time, any place!
[01:14] Mana
    Anything goes, just do it!
[01:17] Mana
    Attention, passengers.
[01:19] Mana
    It's my treat today.
[01:22] Mana
    Enjoy to your heart's content!
[01:26] All
    Yes!
[01:27] F
    Yay!
[01:28] A
    Oh, Mana.
[01:30] I
    I never realized you were
     such a good person.
[01:33] Mana
    Of course not!
     This is all for the Love Rituals!
[01:37] Mana
    I bet you're so happy now!
[01:38] Mana
    Twelve half-naked maidens will
    be cheerfully playing with you!
[01:43] I
    Huh?
[01:44] Mana
    You imbecile!
[01:45] Mana
    You still don't get it?
[01:46] Mana
    It's for a summer fling!
[01:48] Mana
    In Sola, you're obviously going
    to the beach for a summer fling!
[01:51] Mana
    Get a taste of the raunchy sense of
    freedom under the sun with the maidens!
[03:27] M
    Mana even prepared swimsuits for all of us!
[03:32] I
    Really? That's great.
[03:34] S
    Hey, cute babes!
[03:37] S
    Oh, it's you, Lillith!
[03:39] S
    What a coincidence.
[03:40] S
    I'm heading to the beach,
    too, for a photo shoot.
[03:44] V
    Are that guy's clothes torn up?
[03:46] C
    He's creepy.
[03:48] CC
    He looks weak.
[03:49] G
    I can beat him in one blow!
[03:52] I
    Who's that?
[03:52] Mana
    You don't know?
[03:54] Mana
    He's Seiya, the idol of the academy.
[03:55] Mana
    A stud who's popular with girls!
[03:57] M
    He's so persistent!
[04:00] M
    Seiya approaches us maidens
    one after another.
[04:04] M
    I wonder if he's a stalker
    obsessed with maidens.
[04:07] F
    Yeah, he used to drink at the bar
     where I work every single night.
[04:11] M
    He was following me around before that,
[04:13] M
    and his target now is Lillith.
[04:15] I
    Really?
[04:17] L
    He's not a bad person, though...
[04:19] I
    Why do you say that?
[04:21] L
    It's like this.
[04:23] L
    He's a playboy by birth.
[04:25] L
    His personality makes him want to pursue
    maidens who would never fall for him.
[04:30] L
    We can only wait until he gives up.
[04:34] M
    But how did he find out
    we're going to the beach?
[04:37] I
    What's the matter?
[04:38] M
    N-Nothing.
[04:43] M
    Sorry, everyone!
[04:56] C
    There you go!
[05:13] Mana
    Itsuki, how do you like the
    swimsuits I prepared?
[05:18] Mana
    They're so revealing that you
    can't resist them, can you?
[05:21] Mana
    I can tell how excited you are
    by looking at your pocky stick!
[05:24] I
    Why, you... Mine is super thick!
[05:32] I
    We came all the way to the beach.
    Aren't you going to swim?
[05:34] L
    My fortune today said to avoid water...
[05:38] I
    Can I sit beside you?
[05:40] L
    You can't!
[05:41] L
    Please go see everyone else.
[05:42] Alfie
    Raise your head!
[05:44] Alfie
    Swing your arms!
[05:46] Alfie
    Run faster!
[05:48] I
    His photo shoot was selfies?
[05:51] L
    He's a genuine narcissist.
[05:54] I
    You don't have to defend his behavior.
[05:56] L
    No, it's all from my fortune-telling
[06:00] (Flashback) L
    Um... What would you like to know?
[06:03] (Flashback) S
    My fated partner, who's waiting for me.
[06:06] (Flashback) L
    Huh? Uh...
[06:08] (Flashback) S
    I already know that the
    maidens have to be virgins.
[06:12] (Flashback) S
    But that just means they
    have to remain pure, right?
[06:15] (Flashback) S
    Even if they have important duties,
    they should be free to fall in love.
[06:20] L
    He's the biggest narcissist
    and playboy in this world,
[06:23] L
    so no one can stop him.
[06:26] I
    What? How can that be?
[06:29] L
    Are you saying that my
    fortune-telling is a sham?!
[06:34] I
    No, that's not what I meant...
[06:37] L
    You're so mean!
[06:39] I
    No way! I'm sorry!
[06:42] L
    Hey, you bastard!
[06:45] L
    What the hell did you do to Lillith?
[06:47] I
    Who are you?
[06:48] L
    I'm Lillie!
[06:49] L
    My chest hurts, and I'm tearing up!
[06:53] L
    What the heck did you do?!
[06:54] I
    I was just saying maybe she shouldn't
    believe too much in fortune-telling...
[06:58] L
    That's unforgivable!
[06:59] L
    Are you mocking her?
[07:00] I
    Come on, it's just fortune-telling.
[07:02] L
    Just fortune-telling?
[07:03] L
    Are you crazy?
[07:05] L
    Lillith's fortune-telling is absolute!
[07:07] L
    It's never been wrong before!
[07:10] I
    That's not possible.
[07:12] L
    Then tell me when, where, and at what
    exact time did she get it wrong?
[07:17] L
    Huh? Cat got your tongue?
[07:20] I
    Listen...
[07:21] I
    Sorry, but I don't believe
    in fortune-telling and stuff.
[07:26] L
    You fool!
[07:27] L
    Say that after you see it for yourself!
[07:31] L
    You nitwit!
[07:32] L
    Lillith, tell this stupid Visitor's fortune,
     and show him who's the boss!
[07:38] L
    Ready?
[07:40] L
    Th-That hurts.
[07:42] I
    Are you all right?
[07:43] L
    Was Lillie-chan angry?
[07:46] I
    Yeah, she told me to decide whether
    or not to believe in fortune-telling
[07:49] I
    after you tell my fortune.
[07:52] L
    I would like to ask you to try as well.
[07:55] L
    Then you should understand...
[07:58] I
    All right.
[08:00] I
    If that satisfies the two of you.
[08:03] L
    Okay, please allow me.
[08:13] L
    Huh?
[08:14] I
    Lillith? What's wrong?
[08:16] L
    I-I'm sorry!
[08:18] I
    What did you see?
[08:20] L
    Well, uh... um...
[08:26] L
    Actually, my fortune-telling
    is a sham. That's fine.
[08:33] L
    I'm sorry.
[08:34] L
    I can't possibly...
[08:41] S
    Hey, what are those two arguing about?
[08:45] Mana
    Who knows? I have no idea.
[08:48] S
    I'll reward you well for this.
[08:51] Mana
    Grin!
[08:52] L
    Did you put Lillith in a tight spot again?
[08:54] I
    That wasn't my intention...
[08:56] I
    I just had her read my
    fortune, as you instructed.
[08:58] L
    So what was it?
[09:00] L
    The result of her fortune-telling!
[09:03] L
    Don't tell me you believed her?!
[09:07] I
    But...
[09:08] Mana
    Whisper, whisper.
[09:09] S
    A lover's quarrel?
[09:10] S
    That's cute.
[09:12] Mana
    So you'll give me what you promised?
[09:13] S
    Yes. Well done.
[09:15] Mana
    Yay!
[09:20] I
    What is it?
[09:21] L
    Shut up! Keep quiet!
[09:24] L
    So that's what happened.
[09:25] L
    Hey, Visitor. Are you ready?
[09:29] I
    Ready for what?
[09:30] L
    You're so dumb!
[09:32] L
    I'll tell you what Lillith couldn't tell you.
[09:35] L
    You'll die at this rate!
[09:38] I
    Where did that come from?
[09:40] L
    She saw the seal of death on you.
[09:41] L
    It'll happen in the near future, too.
[09:44] I
    I see.
[09:44] L
    Hey, are you okay with that?
[09:47] L
    You still don't believe it?
[09:49] I
    There's nothing I can do if
    that's my fortune, right?
[09:52] I
    I mean, how am I supposed
    to react to that, anyway?
[09:55] L
    Then hurry and drop dead, you moron!
[09:58] L
    We gave you a proper warning, got it?
[10:01] I
    That's cruel...
[10:03] L
    That's my line!
[10:05] L
    Damn! I'm so frustrated!
[10:10] L
    That hurts...
[10:11] I
    How am I supposed to believe that?
[10:14] L
    Um... did she...
[10:16] I
    Yes, Lillie told me everything.
[10:18] I
    I'm sorry, but I still can't believe it.
[10:21] L
    But it's the truth...
[10:24] I
    Then when, where, and how am I going to die?
[10:27] I
    Your fortune-telling is absolute, right?
[10:29] I
    Then tell me.
[10:30] L
    Please don't say it like that.
[10:33] L
    A maiden's duty is to assist the Visitor.
[10:35] L
    Fortune-telling can predict the future,
[10:38] ---
    but it can also be used to avoid danger.
[10:41] L
    But you'll have to believe
    my fortune-telling first.
[10:48] L
    Please look over there!
[10:51] L
    I told you that it wasn't
    possible to stop him earlier,
[10:55] L
    but I can change his behavior using
    the results of my fortune-telling
[10:58] I
    You mean...
[10:59] L
    I can't let something happen
    to the maidens, so...
[11:03] L
    I sent his mortal weakness
    over there, just in case.
[11:06] Mana
    Madam Tokugawa-sensei's technique
[11:09] ---
    that will make anyone climax
    with just the tip of a finger!
[11:12] Mana
    This is Mana's Touch!
[11:18] Mana
    Finishing blow: Mana's Touch!
[11:25] Mana
    The fun has just begun!
[11:30] S
    If you touch there...
[11:32] S
    But it feels so good...
[11:33] S
    Don't stop!
[11:37] Mana
    I made a helpless thing climax again.
[11:40] L
    I'm sure Seiya-san won't be
    bothering anyone for quite some time.
[11:45] I
    You really managed to change fate...
[11:48] L
    Itsuki-san, do you still not
    believe my fortune-telling?
[11:52] I
    I'm sorry about before.
    I'll believe you and Lillie.
[11:56] I
    No, I'm starting to want to believe you.
[11:58] L
    Then...
[11:59] I
    Yes, please.
[12:06] I
    Are you all right?
[12:07] L
    Uh... um...
[12:10] L
    I'll leave the rest to Lillie-chan!
[12:15] I
    Wait a second...
[12:17] I
    This is all too sudden!
[12:19] I
    What happened?
[12:20] L
    Apparently, your life will be spared
    if we make a Star Child now.
[12:25] I
    Is that right?
[12:26] I
    But are you sure about this?
[12:28] L
    Lillith's fortune-telling is absolute.
[12:30] L
    And... you believe in us, right?
[12:35] I
    Yes. Then you'll have my child?
[12:41] Lillie
    I've got no choice.
[12:41] Lillith
    I'll do my best.
[12:51] G
    I can't hold on any longer! I give up!
[12:54] Alfie
    If any one of you falls, you all get punished!
[12:57] C
    This is too cruel!
[12:59] P
    She's a demon.
[13:00] Alfie
    You over there! Focus harder
    if you have the energy to chat!
[13:05] I
    Are you all training hard?
[13:09] All
    Visitor-sama!
[13:10] Alfie
    Itsuki! Oh, you!
[13:14] Alfie
    You could've told me you were coming!
[13:16] Both
    Stare...
[13:20] Alfie
    Um...
[13:22] Alfie
    If you'd like...
[13:23] Alfie
    I knew you might come,
[13:25] ---
    so I ordered some from
    "The Cafe with Great Red Tea!"
[13:28] I
    Okay, then...
[13:31] I
    It's great!
[13:33] Mana
    If you've never experienced this
    great taste and aroma before,
SIGN    Hello, Good-Bye
SIGN    "Check the official website for details!"
[13:35] Mana
    check our website!
[13:37] Alfie
    I'm glad you liked it!
[13:39] Alfie
    Huh?
[13:43] I
    Damn, he's after Arie next?
[13:46] I
    Hey, Seiya! Enough is enough!
[13:48] A
    He's so hot!
[13:50] S
    Darn, he found me.
[13:54] I
    Are you all right, Arie?
[13:56] A
    I-I'm not Arie!
[13:59] A
    You've mistaken me for someone else!
[14:00] I
    What?
[14:02] I
    Wait, Seiya!
[14:07] A
    How did he know it was me?
[14:10] A
    I put on a disguise!
[14:12] Man
    Welcome.
[14:13] A
    Is the item I ordered finished?
[14:15] Man
    Yes. Sorry to keep you waiting.
[14:17] Man
    It sure was a lot of work!
[14:20] A
    The beauty of the steel!
[14:22] A
    Its dark reflection reminds me of a jewel!
[14:25] Man
    There's only one blacksmith remaining in
    Granvania who can polish steel like that.
[14:30] Man
    But why did you want such
    an old-fashioned weapon?
[14:33] A
    We maidens cannot fight,
[14:37] A
    so I at least want to be close
    to Itsuki-san in spirit,
[14:40] ---
    with this naginata by my side.
[14:44] Man
    If only I could find a wife
    who was like you, Arie!
[14:47] A
    Oh, you don't really mean that.
[14:49] A
    Oh, no! The kids will
    return to the church soon.
[15:08] A
    Welcome, my cute Naginata-chan.
[15:18] A
    Lord, thank you for protecting
    Itsuki-san again today.
[15:25] A
    Who is it?
[15:27] S
    Can I hide here?
[15:32] A
    The Lord says to love your enemies
[15:35] ---
    and pray for those who persecute you.
[15:39] S
    That's a relief.
[15:42] A
    Is something troubling you?
[15:45] A
    I can hear you out, if you don't mind.
[15:49] A
    I see.
[15:51] A
    Love is patient, love is kind.
[15:55] A
    I hope the love within you
    comes to fruition one day.
[15:58] S
    Thank you!
[16:00] S
    It was so painful not being
    able to tell anyone!
[16:03] A
    It's all right.
[16:05] A
    But now that you've shared a secret with me,
[16:09] A
    I'll also have to share my secret with you.
[16:18] A
    Yes, please swing harder!
[16:22] S
    Like this?
[16:24] A
    No, harder!
[16:27] S
    Okay, then how about this?
[16:30] A
    Are you kidding?
[16:32] A
    Stop playing around
     and use a proper stance!
[16:34] S
    U-Um... Actually, this is really heavy.
[16:39] A
    You're so mean!
[16:40] A
    You're making Naginata-chan cry!
[16:46] A
    No! Help me!
[16:49] I
    Arie! Are you okay?
[16:51] I
    Seiya, you...
[16:53] I
    You scum!
[16:54] S
    No, no! It's not like that, Itsuki!
[16:57] I
    Shut up! Not another word!
[16:58] S
    There's a deep explanation to this!
    Deeper than the sea...
[17:00] I
    Shut up! No excuses!
[17:02] S
    Sea! I was showing her what to do
    when someone is drowning in the sea!
[17:02] A
    I'm so relieved.
[17:04] A
    Itsuki-san, wait!
[17:06] S
    S-See?
[17:07] A
    We're just playing around...
[17:10] I
    Arie, don't worry. I'll never let
    another soul know about this.
[17:15] I
    Even if you've lost your
    status as a maiden...
[17:19] Mana
    Don't worry, Itsuki!
[17:21] Mana
    She's still giving off the
    aroma of a fresh virgin!
[17:25] Mana
    In fact, she's still an innocent maiden
    who hasn't even kissed anyone before!
[17:30] I
    What exactly is going on, Arie?
[17:36] I
    What on earth is this?
[17:37] A
    It is creepy, isn't it?
[17:41] A
    It's fine. I knew you would react this way.
[17:44] I
    Awesome!
[17:45] I
    I'm surprised you were
    able to collect so many!
[17:50] A
    Uh, you have to point it down in a stance.
[17:54] A
    Hurry!
[17:56] I
    Like this?
[17:57] A
    Yes! Wonderful!
[17:59] A
    That pose makes the long spear
    glitter more than anything else!
[18:04] A
    Look! The aura at the spike
    is the proof that it's happy!
[18:07] A
    You really are the chosen Visitor!
[18:09] I
    R-Really?
[18:11] A
    Seiya-san!
[18:11] A
    Don't just stand there! Take a photo!
    We may never get a chance again!
[18:14] S
    Yeah, leave it to me!
[18:16] I
    What's your problem?
[18:18] A
    Itsuki-san, try this next.
[18:20] A
    It's my personal opinion,
[18:23] A
    but I think a bow is most erotic when
     the bowstring is stretched to its limit!
[18:27] A
    The tension it releases is out of this world!
[18:29] I
    Right...
[18:31] A
    So...
[18:36] S
    That's it!
[18:37] A
    You really are something else!
[18:40] A
    I'm not strong enough to pull that hard!
[18:43] A
    Did you hear that?
[18:45] A
    She's smiling in elation!
[18:49] I
    Uh, Arie... are we done?
[18:51] A
    Wait! Just a little more!
[18:53] I
    Seriously?
[18:54] S
    Good, Itsuki! Give me more!
[18:56] A
    Weapons really shine to their fullest
    when they're in the hands of
[19:01] A
    a truly great Visitor!
[19:03] A
    Don't worry, I know how you all feel.
[19:07] A
    You all want to be embraced
    by Itsuki, don't you?
[19:12] A
    But I'm sorry, can I be next?
[19:16] Mana
    Oh, Arie! You perv!
[19:18] A
    Oh, no! What am I thinking?
[19:22] I
    Um... Was that thing earlier...
[19:24] A
    Yes. I asked Seiya-san,
[19:27] A
    but he couldn't handle her at all.
[19:30] A
    Uh, what's that?
[19:32] A
    It's obviously the ceremonial
    weapon for weddings, a naginata.
[19:35] A
    When the time comes, I want
    her by my side for our...
[19:38] I
    Hey, I think you've got it all wrong.
[19:42] Mana
    Unfortunately, the real
    naginatas are like this.
[19:45] A
    No way!
[19:46] Mana
    There's also the Firearms
     and Swords Control Act...
[19:49] Mana
    You'd be arrested on sight for carrying
    something so dangerous in Sola!
[19:53] A
    What?
[19:54] A
    N-No way...
[19:56] A
    Then... I've done everything in vain?
[20:00] I
    But I'm a bit relieved.
[20:03] I
    Actually, I thought it was hard to
    approach you, since you were so serious.
[20:08] A
    Really?
[20:09] I
    But I wasn't expecting a hobby like this
     or a frivolous side of you.
[20:14] I
    I'm relieved.
[20:15] A
    Does that mean you...
[20:17] I
    Yes, I'm starting to like you a lot,
     including the fact
[20:20] ---
    that you're a weapon enthusiast.
[20:21] A
    Itsuki-san!
[20:23] I
    Don't cry.
[20:25] A
    But I'm so happy!
[20:27] I
    Then, can we...
[20:30] I
    Arie, will you have my child?
[20:33] A
    Of course!
[20:37] A
    It really makes you nervous
    when it's the real thing...
[20:42] I
    I'll wait for you inside.
[20:44] I
    Come in when you're mentally prepared.
[20:46] A
    Okay.
[20:48] A
    Perhaps Itsuki-san knew about
    my secret the whole time.
[20:57] I
    What?!
SIGN    I've Got So Many Kids
[22:43] A
    Thank you for waiting, Seiya-san.
[22:45] S
    Hi.
[22:46] S
    Did the Love Ritual go well after that?
[22:49] A
    Yes.
[22:51] S
    I'm so jealous.
[22:53] S
    But I got great photos thanks
    to you, so we're even.
[22:57] S
    Here you go.
[23:00] A
    That's so wonderful!
[23:01] A
    What about those?
[23:03] S
    They're from the trip. Wanna see?
[23:04] A
    Of course!
[23:06] S
    Aren't they great?
[23:07] A
    Yes.
[23:08] A
    Amazing poses!
[23:10] S
    Maybe I'll make an exception
    and let you see the best photo!
[23:16] Both
    So cute!
[23:26] Mana
    Seiya is actually after Itsuki?!
SIGN    Will You Have My Child BlehBleh!
[23:37] Mana
    Hoodlum.

6 - Will You Have My Child BlehBleh!

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SIGN    Conception Masterpiece Theater
[00:15] Mana
    That is Collette, the Maiden of Aquarius.
[00:18] Mana
    A virtuous girl everyone
    in town knows about.
[00:22] Mana
    She runs the bakery for her
    grandfather who became sick.
[00:26] Mana
    Admirable and innocent.
[00:27] Mana
    She knows nothing of corruption in the world.
[00:30] Mana
    "Babies are delivered to the
    cabbage field by storks!"
[00:35] Mana
    She's like everyone's little sister!
[00:39] Mana
    And you're gonna corrupt
    that girl to your liking!
[00:44] Mana
    Like stepping into undisturbed snow.
[00:47] Mana
    Like painting on a brand new canvas.
[00:49] Mana
    Twisted urges going haywire,
     full of desire, crotches on fire!
[00:52] Mana
    Check it out! Like that?
[00:56] I
    This is painful.
[00:58] I
    It may be in order to cleanse
    the Impurities in this world,
[01:02] I
    but this girl, full of innocence...
[01:04] I
    Must I do something like
    this... and that... to her?
[01:10] I
    Must I really be the one to defile her?
[01:14] Mana
    Hey, you've already done
    that to all the girls!
[01:17] Mana
    Actually, the Visitor who hunts down
    Impurities shouldn't be talking about defiling!
[01:22] I
    What should I do?
[01:25] Mana
    What are you concerned about,
    after all you've been through?!
[01:27] Mana
    Get your ass over there!
[03:01] C
    Heave-ho, heave-ho.
[03:07] I
    Collette.
[03:09] I
    I'll leave the flour here.
[03:11] C
    Oh, okay.
[03:13] I
    What should I do next?
[03:15] C
    Um... Is it really all right,
[03:18] C
    to have you helping out the bakery?
[03:20] C
    You must be busy being a Visitor.
[03:23] I
    Don't worry about it.
[03:25] I
    I'm helping out because I want to.
[03:27] C
    But...
[03:28] ---
    Um...
[03:30] C
    You're helping me out...
[03:32] C
    because you want to make a
    Star Child with me, right?
[03:36] C
    Having you help me out for that reason...
[03:39] C
    Um... You're putting me in a difficult spot.
[03:42] C
    My hands are full running this bakery.
[03:46] I
    It's not like that!
[03:47] I
    I, uh...
[03:48] I
    Yeah, I want to help you, Collette!
[03:51] C
    You want to help me out?
[03:53] I
    You started working early in the
    morning, but still kept your smile.
[03:56] I
    People who bought your bread
    were smiling the same way.
[04:00] I
    I thought that was amazing.
[04:02] I
    That's why I want to help you.
[04:05] C
    Onii-san...
[04:06] C
    But you're making a Star Child with me, right?
[04:10] I
    No, I have no intention...
[04:13] I
    Well, I do, but...
[04:15] I
    It's far in the future.
[04:17] I
    That's after we understand each other...
[04:22] C
    You're an honest one, aren't you?
[04:25] C
    I'm relieved.
[04:26] C
    I'm looking forward to helping out!
[04:29] I
    I'm looking forward to it, too.
[04:33] I
    Baking is actually a lot of physical work.
[04:36] I
    It must have been tough
    doing it all on your own.
[04:37] C
    No, not at all!
[04:39] C
    It was my dream to bake bread!
[04:42] I
    Your dream?
[04:43] C
    Yes!
[04:44] C
    People will be happy to eat the bread I make.
[04:49] C
    That's the dream I've had since I was a child.
[04:55] Mana
    When I see the bright smile on Collette,
[04:57] Mana
    it makes me want to defile her!
[05:00] Mana
    I want to knead her up like
     dough in my hands.
[05:05] I
    Don't voice me without my permission!
[05:17] C
    They're baked well!
[05:20] I
    They look tasty!
[05:22] C
    Would you like to try one?
[05:24] C
    Here, open your mouth!
[05:27] C
    Come on, open your mouth!
[05:29] I
    Uh, but...
[05:31] C
    Hurry and eat it. You're embarrassing me.
[05:37] ---
    Okay.
[05:39] ---
    Ah!
[05:43] C
    How does it taste?
[05:45] I
    It's great!
[05:47] C
    That's good!
[05:51] Mana
    But bread can't satisfy me.
[05:54] Mana
    You're the one I want to feast on, Collette.
[05:57] I
    I told you not to do that!
[06:03] I
    I can't let my guard down even for a second.
[06:06] I
    Let's put out the freshly-baked bread.
[06:09] I
    Your customers are waiting.
[06:12] C
    Okay...
[06:18] I
    Not many customers today.
[06:21] I
    Maybe there's a huge bread
    sale going on somewhere.
[06:25] C
    No.
[06:26] C
    It's been like this ever
    since Grandpa fell ill.
[06:29] I
    Grandpa?
[06:30] ---
    Yes.
[06:32] C
    He was a genius baker, and there were
    always long lines at the bakery.
[06:36] C
    But ever since I took over...
[06:39] C
    Maybe I don't have what it takes.
[06:42] I
    Collette...
[06:43] Mana
    Her smile was bright as an
    angel just a moment ago,
[06:46] Mana
    but now she's shivering like
    a puppy soaked in the rain!
[06:52] Mana
    Yeah, let's put a bigger frown on her face!
[06:55] I
    Mana, really, cut it out!
[06:59] Mana
    I'll be back.
[07:03] I
    Please, don't get in my way.
[07:08] I
    Collette...
[07:12] M
    Itsuki,
[07:13] A
    we came over.
[07:14] I
    Mahiru! Arie!
[07:16] I
    What's wrong?
[07:17] M
    What's wrong? Why can't we come to a bakery?
[07:20] A
    We heard that Itsuki-san was working here,
[07:22] ---
    so we were wondering if we
    could do anything to help.
[07:25] I
    Oh, thank you!
[07:29] Both
    Thank you for coming!
[07:32] I
    All right! We're gonna
    sell lots of bread today!
[07:35] C
    Y-Yes.
[07:39] I
    No customers...
[07:42] I
    Collette, is there any reason for this?
[07:45] Alfie
    Everyone!
[07:46] Alfie
    This is the bakery where Visitor-sama works!
[07:50] SC1
    Ah! Bakery!
[07:51] SC2
    Looks tasty!
[07:52] SC3
    There's crab-shaped bread!
[07:54] SC4
    Is there a scorpion bread?
[07:56] I
    Alfie! Why are you here?
[07:57] Alfie
    We're always training and
    doing labyrinth explorations,
[08:00] Alfie
    so I thought letting them see
    Visitor-sama's everyday life
[08:03] ---
    would be a good exercise for them.
[08:06] Alfie
    It's to cultivate an aesthetic sensibility.
[08:08] SC5
    Can I have some bread?
[08:10] SC6
    I'm hungry.
[08:12] SC7
    Visitor-sama!
[08:15] I
    Yeah, you can eat as much as you want.
[08:17] All
    Yay!
[08:24] Alfie
    Here you go.
[08:27] I
    Huh? But...
[08:29] Alfie
    You owe me one, 'kay?
[08:33] I
    You're a lifesaver, Alfie.
[08:35] C
    It's been so long since
    we've had so many customers!
[08:39] C
    I have to bake more bread!
[08:42] I
    About that, Collette...
[08:44] I
    Why aren't there any customers?
[08:49] I
    Is there a reason for it?
[08:51] Red
    Hey, hey, hey!
[08:52] Red
    How long are you gonna
    be doing business here?
[08:55] Blue
    I think it's a waste of time
    baking bread like this.
[08:58] Blue
    They're not going to sell anyway.
[09:00] I
    Who are you people?
[09:01] Red
    "Huh? Who are you?" You say?
[09:05] Blue
    I will tell you if you don't know.
[09:07] Blue
    We are the number one bakery in this country.
[09:10] Blue
    Makers of Lunch Packs.
[09:12] C
    Lunch Packs...
[09:13] I
    The ones we see all the time?
[09:15] Red
    Yeah! The ones you see all the time!
[09:19] Blue
    Our company was looking for
    prospective land for a new shop,
[09:22] Blue
    and this site happens to satisfy
    all our desired conditions.
[09:27] Red
    So hurry and hand over this shop!
[09:32] Blue
    Collette-san, there's no point baking
    bread you can't sell, is there?
[09:36] Blue
    How about you start another business
    using the money from selling the bakery?
[09:40] Red
    Well?
[09:40] Blue
    Well?
[09:41] Both
    Well?
[09:42] Both
    Well?
[09:43] Both
    Well?
[09:45] SC1
    You guys are noisy!
[09:47] SC2
    We're eating bread, so be quiet!
[09:50] Red
    Who are these kids?
[09:52] SC3
    We're not kids! I'm Cancer!
[09:54] SC4
    I'm Virgo!
[09:55] Blue
    Kids, adults are working now,
    so can you be quiet?
[10:00] SC5
    You old dudes need to be quiet!
[10:02] Blue
    Old dudes?!
[10:03] SC6
    Is it your job to scare that lady?
[10:07] SC7
    Getting paid to harass people? Losers.
[10:11] SC8
    I wonder what you old dudes' moms
    and dads would think of that.
[10:14] SC9
    I'm sure they would think
    they didn't raise you right!
[10:17] SC10
    Good thing we were Visitor-sama's children.
[10:20] SC11
    Good thing Alfie-san raised us!
[10:23] All
    We're glad that we don't have
    to turn into adults like them!
[10:29] Red
    Dammit!
[10:30] Blue
    This isn't over!
[10:30] Red
    Don't bully us!
[10:32] Red
    What would your mom think?
[10:34] All
    Bye-bye!
[10:36] I
    They've grown strong.
[10:37] Alfie
    It's amazing that they're
    not doing it out of malice.
[10:40] I
    Collette... No customers were
    showing up because of them?
[10:44] C
    Yes.
[10:45] C
    You can enjoy many flavors of
    Lunch Pack for a reasonable price,
[10:50] C
    so they're very popular.
[10:52] C
    Because of that, other bakeries
    are going out of business.
[10:56] C
    We still had customers when
    my grandpa was healthy, but...
[11:01] C
    Maybe we have to close down, too.
[11:05] I
    Collette...
[11:06] Mana
    Useful information!
[11:08] I
    What?
[11:09] Mana
    Lunch Pack is a business owned by the
    family of Femiruna, the Maiden of Leo.
[11:14] Mana
    If you, a Visitor, make the request,
    Femiruna may be able to help.
[11:18] Mana
    I can lead you to her, if you want!
[11:20] I
    Please do, Mana.
[11:22] I
    I'm going over there.
[11:23] F
    I understand.
[11:26] F
    However, there's nothing I can do to help.
[11:30] F
    Why not?! Collette, another maiden,
    is in trouble!
[11:33] F
    I feel sorry for Collette,
[11:36] F
    but I can't let my personal feelings
    get in the way of our operations.
[11:40] I
    Can you help me out personally, then?
[11:42] I
    I'm begging you!
[11:43] F
    Please, don't do that!
[11:46] F
    In any case, I cannot help
    you with this matter.
[11:50] F
    Please excuse me.
[11:51] I
    Wait!
[11:52] ---
    Please let go of me!
[11:53] I
    Please just listen to what I have to say!
[11:56] F
    I told you to let go!
[12:08] I
    Femiruna?
[12:10] I
    Hey, Femiruna!
[12:19] F
    Where...
[12:22] F
    am I?
[12:24] F
    What happened to me?
[12:30] F
    No!
[12:34] F
    Don't get close to me! Stay away!
[12:37] F
    No!
[12:41] F
    Who are you?
[12:43] F
    What do you want to do to me?
SIGN    Good, looks like you're awake.
[12:47] F
    Wh-What are you saying?
SIGN    You shouldn't move yet.
SIGN    Eat these, and get some rest.
[13:04] Mana
    How was it?
[13:05] I
    She still seemed to be confused.
[13:08] I
    We couldn't have a conversation, at all.
[13:10] I
    From the looks of it, she'd be even
    more confused if she saw my face.
[13:14] I
    Good thing I used this to hide
    my face, just as you said.
[13:17] Mana
    It may have been an accident,
    but she hit her head really hard.
[13:21] I
    Yeah.
[13:22] I
    But was this really a good idea?
[13:25] Mana
    Of course!
[13:26] Mana
    You may be the Visitor, but if
    you physically hurt a maiden,
[13:30] Mana
    it would definitely be a felony!
[13:31] Mana
    You might even be sentenced to death!
[13:33] Mana
    There were no other options except
     escaping with Femiruna!
[13:37] Mana
    As a result, Femiruna is safe!
[13:40] Mana
    It's all for the best!
[13:41] I
    But what I have done cannot be forgiven.
[13:45] Mana
    If you feel guilty, then take
    good care of Femiruna.
[13:49] Mana
    I'm sure she'll open up to you
    once she feels your sincerity.
[13:53] I
    All right.
[13:54] I
    You have my thanks.
[13:56] I
    I've misunderstood you all this time.
[13:58] I
    I thought you were a
    dirty raccoon that wanted
[14:01] ---
    to create Star Children
    using any disgusting means.
[14:05] I
    I'm so sorry.
[14:06] Mana
    Don't worry about it!
[14:07] Mana
    But make sure to thank Collette, too!
[14:10] Mana
    She let us borrow the stockroom for Femiruna!
[14:14] I
    Yeah, I'll go tell her.
[14:18] Mana
    You said I'm a dirty raccoon that wanted
[14:20] ---
    to create Star Children
    using any disgusting means?
[14:23] Mana
    You're exactly right!
[14:25] Mana
    I was wondering how we would conquer
    Femiruna, whose guard is always up,
[14:29] Mana
    but how convenient!
[14:31] Mana
    A one-in-a-million chance!
[14:34] Mana
    How will this turn out?
[14:36] F
    I have to get out of this place first.
[14:53] F
    No way....
[14:57] F
    Where... is this place?!
[15:04] C
    Onii-san, I've baked Femiruna-san's bread!
[15:08] I
    Thanks.
[15:09] I
    I'll take it to her.
[15:10] C
    I hope she gets better soon.
[15:13] I
    Don't worry, she'll get better
    once she eats your bread.
[15:20] F
    Wh-What are you trying to
    achieve by doing this to me?
SIGN    The bread is still here?
SIGN    You didn't even take a bite?
[15:33] F
    Are you after my body?!
[15:37] [SONG] I
    I'm worried about your body,
    but it won't get better without food.
[15:40] F
    No! Stay away!
[15:42] F
    Don't taint me!
SIGN    Calm down.
SIGN    Fine.
SIGN    This is Collette's freshly-baked bread.
SIGN    No leftovers this time.
[15:56] F
    Looks like he wants me to eat this bread.
[16:00] F
    What did he put in it?
[16:03] F
    I must not eat them, no matter what.
[16:06] F
    I have to keep my dignity!
[16:12] F
    I-I'm not eating it, no matter what.
[16:15] F
    I'm not eating it, no matter what.
[16:16] C
    You won't get better if you don't eat.
[16:18] F
    I'm not eating it, no matter what.
[16:21] Mana
    Let's see how long you can keep up
     your dignified lady act!
SIGN    Get a hold of yourself!
SIGN    Why aren't you eating?
SIGN    Please, just have a bite!
[17:00] F
    Your threats won't work on me!
SIGN    Femiruna!
[17:03] I
    Enough already!
[17:06] F
    You're the Visitor...
[17:08] I
    Why aren't you eating?
[17:09] I
    You'll die at this rate!
[17:11] F
    Why not...
[17:12] I
    It's true that I hurt you.
[17:15] I
    This is something that can't be undone.
[17:17] I
    But...
[17:19] I
    My intention to help you is real.
[17:21] I
    Please believe in me!
[17:24] I
    You don't have to forgive me,
[17:26] I
    but you have to take
    better care of yourself!
[17:30] I
    Please!
[17:34] F
    This man...
[17:36] F
    He's so concerned about me.
[17:40] F
    Now that I think of it,
[17:41] F
    those who came close to me
[17:44] ---
    were all after my father's wealth and power.
[17:51] F
    Such passionate eyes!
[17:56] F
    I've never met anyone like him before.
[18:01] F
    He's looking only at me!
[18:10] F
    I can't move too well.
[18:13] F
    Can you feed me the bread
     you're so proud of?
[18:17] I
    Yes, of course.
[18:19] I
    Here, open your mouth.
[18:22] I
    You can open wider.
[18:26] I
    Here, I'm putting it in.
[18:34] I
    Did you choke?
[18:36] I
    Take it slow.
[18:38] F
    I'm not a child!
[18:40] I
    Looks like you're all better now.
[18:43] F
    Hurry and give me more.
[18:45] I
    Fine, fine.
[18:50] F
    It's delicious.
[18:51] ---
    Yeah.
[18:53] I
    That's why I wanted you to try it.
[18:55] F
    Y-You're such a schemer.
[18:59] F
    N-Nothing.
[19:03] I
    More bread...
[19:05] F
    I'm already full.
[19:07] I
    But you've only had two bites.
[19:08] F
    I'm already full!
[19:11] I
    Fine.
[19:13] I
    See you tomorrow.
[19:18] F
    Well...
[19:19] F
    Have a good night.
[19:22] I
    Good night.
[19:26] F
    Itsuki... sama...
[19:28] Mana
    The blond lady was an easy target, after all.
[19:31] Mana
    When a person is placed in a situation
    different from their norm,
[19:33] Mana
    and when they spend a long
    time with another person,
[19:35] Mana
    they form strong bonds!
[19:36] Mana
    That was what Stockholm-san told me,
[19:37] Mana
    but who would've thought
    it would work so well!
[19:40] Mana
    It's just a matter of time now!
[20:05] F
    That was the first time...
[20:09] F
    I let a man touch my bare skin.
[20:14] I
    Well... I'm sorry.
[20:19] I
    Uh, um... It's an honor.
[20:22] F
    Right!
[20:25] F
    You'll take responsibility
    for tainting me, right?
[20:32] I
    Yes, Femiruna.
[20:34] I
    Will you...
[20:36] I
    Will you have my...
SIGN    Will you have my child?
[20:44] F
    Sheesh!
[20:47] F
    You're so lame.
[20:51] F
    Itsuki, I'll make the best Star Child!
[20:55] I
    You're surprisingly aggressive.
[20:57] F
    Of course!
[20:59] F
    I'm Maiden of Leo, after all!
[21:02] I
    No foreplay?!
[21:07] C
    No customers again today.
[21:09] G
    Collette... Collette...
[21:13] C
    Grandpa! You should be resting!
[21:16] G
    Collette... take this...
[21:20] G
    Take this...
[21:23] C
    Your bread recipes?
SIGN    Holy Star Festival
[21:28] C
    Are you telling me to attend the
    school festival with these recipes?
[21:31] G
    Collette...
[21:33] G
    Ace... Aim for the ace!
[21:37] C
    Grandpa...
[21:39] C
    I got it.
[21:41] C
    I'll do my best.
SIGN    Will You Have My Child BlehBleh!
SIGN    Please Be My Chikuwa!
[23:36] Mana
    Chikuwa bread! Abalone bread!

7 - Please Be My Chikuwa!

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[00:03] Mana
    The ominous sound of the grandfather
    clock before a gruesome murder.
[00:10] Mana
    The heroic past of a beauty who made
    an outstanding transformation.
[00:14] Mana
    Mysterious bread placed beside the corpse.
[00:18] Mana
    A trap set during the unaccounted-for three minutes!
[00:19] [SONG] TS
    Train Schedule
[00:20] Mana
    The schedule trick is revealed!
[00:24] Mana
    The black shadow approaching
    the beauty in the steam!
[00:29] Mana
    "Who would've thought he was the culprit?!"
[00:34] I
    I-I don't really want to know,
     but I'll ask anyway.
[00:39] I
    What are you up to now?
[00:41] Mana
    This is it!
SIGN    Holy Star Festival
[00:42] I
    The Holy Star Festival?
[00:44] Mana
    They're known as school
    festivals in your world.
[00:47] I
    Oh, a school festival?
[00:48] Mana
    Why are you acting like
    it doesn't concern you?
[00:50] Mana
    The best situations for men and
    women to pledge their love
[00:53] ---
    are beside bonfires and at school festivals!
[00:56] I
    Uh, really?
[00:58] Mana
    You mustn't waste such a good opportunity!
[01:01] Mana
    That's why I suggested this for a
    featured event in the school festival!
SIGN    Mana Presents!!
    Sunday Suspense Theater:
    "Mansion of Horror."
[01:05] Mana
    Mana Presents!!
[01:07] Mana
    Sunday Suspense Theater:
[01:08] Mana
    "Mansion of Horror."
[01:10] I
    How did you come up with that?
[01:11] Mana
    Apparently, people end up together when
    they experience the same horror.
[01:16] Mana
    In other words, horror leads to eroticism!
[01:21] Mana
    I'm going to continue with my script.
[01:23] I
    All right, good luck with that.
[01:23] Mana
    A dark inheritance battle!
     Tricks in a locked room!
[01:30] I
    What the hell is that?!
[01:34] I
    Ow!
[01:37] T
    Aw, sorry.
[01:38] T
    Are you all right?
[01:40] I
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[01:41] I
    Are you okay?
[01:43] T
    Here, a letter from Collette!
[01:49] Alfie
    Please come see my concert!
[01:51] All
    Please come see it!
[01:54] L
    You've got to be kidding!
[01:55] L
    You've got to be kidding!
SIGN    Petting Zoo
[01:59] I
    Wow, everyone's so into it.
[02:02] M
    Itsuki!
[02:04] Y
    Onii-chan.
[02:06] I
    Oh, Mahiru and Yuzuha.
[02:08] M
    We're going to set up a booth!
[02:10] M
    Right?
[02:12] M
    We have things to prepare,
     so see you later!
[02:14] Y
    Bye-bye, onii-chan.
[02:17] I
    I'm glad Yuzuha seems
    to be in good spirits.
[02:22] C
    I'm sorry for sending a letter
    to ask you to come.
[02:25] I
    It's okay.
[02:26] I
    Your letter said you're
     having trouble deciding
[02:28] ---
    what bread to make for the festival.
[02:31] C
    Yes.
[02:32] C
    The Holy Star Festival is a wonderful
    opportunity to promote our bread.
[02:37] I
    What's that?
[02:38] C
    A hundred bread recipes that were
    passed down to me by my grandfather!
[02:42] I
    A hundred?!
[02:44] I
    There are that many?
[02:45] C
    Although, the page with the hundredth
     secret recipe was ripped out and lost.
[02:51] C
    It was the secret recipe for my
    grandfather's Happy Bread!
[02:55] I
    Happy Bread?
[02:58] C
    My grandfather is very old now,
[03:01] ---
    and he doesn't remember the recipe.
[03:03] C
    I want to revive the Happy Bread
    for the Holy Star Festival!
[03:08] C
    Then I'm sure our bakery will...
[03:11] C
    Onii-san, can you please help me out?
[03:17] I
    Such a sincere look in her eyes!
[03:19] I
    Yes, of course.
[03:21] C
    Thank you so much!
[03:24] Mana
    Soon...
[03:25] Mana
    Soon, horror and eroticism will become one,
[03:29] Mana
    and will reach the ultimate climax!
[03:33] Alfie
    Please come see my concert!
[03:35] All
    Please come see it!
[03:37] L
    You've got to be kidding!
[03:39] L
    You've got to be kidding!
[03:41] Boy
    That lady keeps using the punchline on herself.
[03:44] Boy2
    What a strange comedy style.
[03:50] C
    Onii-san, I heard that in your world
[03:52] C
    you say "I want a piece of her"
    when you describe a cute girl.
[03:57] I
    Well... I guess you might say that.
[03:59] C
    Then, if you think of me as bread,
[04:02] C
    which part would you want to eat?
[04:07] C
    The softest part is obviously the tastiest.
[04:11] C
    Which part of me do you think
    is the softest and tastiest?
[04:21] I
    No, no, no!
[04:23] C
    Please tell me, onii-san.
[04:27] I
    W-Well...
[04:28] C
    Well?
[04:29] I
    U-Um...
[04:33] I
    Your ear, I guess...
[04:35] I
    since I eat bread all year around?
[04:37] C
    Onii-san, you're a surplus of surprises!
[04:40] C
    That was a pun on surplus and surprise!
[04:45] I
    I-Is that right?
[04:46] C
    Well, then, the first Happy Bread
     prototype with your input...
[04:54] C
    I call it the Happy Ear Bread!
[04:58] C
    Now you can have a happy year!
[05:01] C
    By the way, you can also do this...
[05:03] C
    It got big!
[05:06] C
    Surplus of surprises?
[05:08] C
    Please, eat my ear!
[05:10] I
    O-Okay. I'll have one.
[05:16] C
    How's my ear?
[05:18] I
    I-It's tasty.
[05:20] C
    But this isn't exactly right.
[05:23] I
    Yeah, it's not really your ear.
[05:26] C
    Would you like this one instead?
[05:32] C
    I'm just kidding!
[05:33] C
    What I was trying to say was
[05:35] ---
    that it's not the same as my
    grandfather's Happy Bread.
[05:38] C
    Sheesh, onii-san. Surplus of surprises!
[05:43] I
    Wh-What's going on?
[05:44] I
    The pure and innocent Collette...
[05:47] I
    Sometimes feels like she's
    something else entirely.
[05:53] Mana
    Excellent! It is complete!
[05:58] Mana
    S-Stop!
[06:00] T
    Aw, aw! I can't stop whenever I want!
[06:04] C
    Prototype #2, Banana Bread!
[06:06] I
    Why are there eggs attached to the bread?
[06:14] C
    Bananas are all soft inside
    and maybe a bit hard to eat.
[06:19] Mana
    Now that the Mansion of Horror is destroyed,
[06:22] Mana
    I'll go with Matryoshka Mana's
    Fortune Telling Mansion!
[06:26] Mana
    Tell me, my son, what brings you here today?
[06:31] T
    My deliveries are too slow.
[06:34] T
    Matryoshka Mana-san, what should I do?
[06:37] Mana
    Perhaps your deliveries are too slow
    because you make too many mistakes?
[06:43] T
    I don't make mistakes!
[06:45] T
    Delivering to the right address is the
    most basic thing for making deliveries.
[06:49] Mana
    Why, then?
[06:51] T
    My deliveries are slow
    because I run too fast.
[06:56] Mana
    They're slow because you're too fast?!
[07:00] C
    Abalone Bread!
[07:02] I
    Why abalone?
[07:03] C
    It's a girl abalone, just like me!
[07:06] I
    Does that mean it's female?
[07:07] C
    You can't tell if an abalone is
    male or female by looking at it.
[07:11] C
    But they say you can find out
    by peeling them like this,
[07:13] ---
    and tell by the color of
    their reproductive glands!
[07:16] C
    White ones are male,
    and green ones are female!
[07:20] C
    By the way, you can only see the
    difference when the abalone liver fattens,
[07:23] C
    and abalone liver fattens in summer or autumn!
[07:27] I
    Why did you say that twice?
[07:28] C
    Onii-san, please try my Abalone Bread!
[07:31] C
    Please try my Abalone Bread!
[07:34] I
    You just said that twice, as well.
[07:36] T
    Aw, I run too fast and can't stop.
[07:40] T
    That's why my deliveries are late.
[07:42] Mana
    Then you should just deliver less.
[07:45] Mana
    Maybe you're trying to deliver
    more than you can handle.
[07:47] T
    That's not true!
[07:48] T
    I always split them with my master.
[07:51] T
    Although it takes me more than twice
    as long to deliver them all.
[07:55] Mana
    Then you can just run slowly!
[07:58] T
    No!
[07:59] T
    Letters are filled with the
    feelings of the sender!
[08:03] T
    That's why I want to deliver
    them as quickly as possible!
[08:07] Mana
    You're really passionate about your work.
[08:10] T
    Master taught me everything
    about making deliveries.
[08:13] T
    Although... Master still doesn't
    consider me very capable,
[08:19] T
    and at this rate I won't be able
    to become a capable maiden, either.
[08:24] Mana
    What?! We can't let that happen!
[08:27] C
    Ark Shell Bread!
[08:29] C
    Cherry Bread!
[08:31] C
    Geoduck Bread!
[08:33] C
    Mango Bread!
[08:35] C
    Hamaguri Clam!
[08:37] C
    Extra Ripe Durian Bread!
[08:39] I
    Why alternate between seafood and fruit?
[08:43] C
    Are they no good?
[08:46] I
    Huh? Not at all!
[08:50] I
    When you say happiness,
    you think of clams and fruits!
[08:53] I
    Right?
[08:55] C
    Just kidding.
[08:57] C
    If you had time to be depressed,
[08:59] ---
    then put on a smile and make bread!
[09:02] C
    That's what my grandfather taught me.
[09:04] C
    Onii-san, I remember it now, thanks to you!
[09:07] C
    My grandfather told me
    how when I was a child.
[09:11] (Flashback) C
    Grandpa, what are you making today?
[09:15] (Flashback) G
    I'm making Happy Bread.
[09:17] (Flashback) C
    Happy Bread?
[09:19] (Flashback) G
    Yes. You have to put in your love
    when making bread, or a child.
[09:25] (Flashback) G
    When the two are coupled...
[09:29] C
    ...the legendary bread will be born.
[09:32] I
    "When the two are coupled..."
[09:35] I
    What could the two things be?
[09:39] C
    Onii-san,
[09:40] C
    please help me couple the two things!
[09:44] C
    Please!
[09:46] I
    O-Okay.
[09:48] I
    In order to couple the two things,
[09:51] I
    we tried all possible couplings imaginable.
[09:54] I
    And, finally, the time has come for
    the two best things to be coupled.
[10:03] C
    Please be slow and gentle, onii-san.
[10:06] I
    Yes.
[10:08] I
    Ready?
[10:10] C
    Okay.
[10:18] C
    Onii-san!
[10:27] I
    The two are finally coupled.
[10:30] C
    Its name is Happy...
[10:32] Both
    ...Chikuwa Sausage Bread!
SIGN    Collette's Happy Bread Festival
SIGN    Collette's Happy Bread Festival
[10:44] I
    Collette's Happy Bread Festival, huh?
[10:46] C
    Yes!
[10:47] C
    Onii-san, we'll sell lots of
    Happy Chikuwa Sausage Bread,
[10:51] C
    and get many fans for our bakery!
[10:53] I
    Yeah, let's work hard together!
[10:57] I
    Lunch packs?
[10:59] M
    Itsuki!
[11:00] Y
    Onii-chan!
[11:02] I
    Wh-Why?
[11:05] I
    Why are you setting up beside us?
[11:07] M
    That's what I said to the committee,
[11:09] M
    but a weird fortune telling
    shop took our spot.
[11:13] M
    This was the only spot left.
[11:14] I
    Also, why are you and Yuzuha selling these?
[11:17] I
    I thought it was sold by
    Femiruna's father's company.
[11:20] Y
    We were given a special mission.
[11:24] M
    Femiruna's dad asked us to sell these.
[11:26] M
    Apparently, something shocking
    happened to Femiruna recently.
[11:31] M
    "It doesn't look like she can set up shop
    for the Holy Star Festival this year,
[11:34] M
    so please take her place."
[11:38] Y
    As for me,
[11:40] ---
    I have gathered a hundred
    Lunch Pack purchase stamps,
[11:45] Y
    so I was appointed Ms. Lunch Pack...
[11:49] Y
    Does this look good on me?
SIGN    Ms. Lunch Pack
[11:52] I
    Y-Yeah, looks great.
[11:54] I
    Wh-What should we do?
[11:56] I
    Who would've thought these two
    would be selling next to Collette?
[11:59] M
    All right! Let's compete to
    see which team can sell more!
[12:03] M
    Right, Yuzuha?
[12:05] M
    We won't lose! Yeah!
[12:09] I
    I'm relieved to hear that.
[12:12] I
    Now I can help out Collette
    without feeling guilty.
[12:17] T
    I'm working hard in the
    Holy Star Festival, too!
[12:20] Mana
    Tarua! Hold it right there!
[12:27] Mana
    Please deliver a letter for me.
[12:30] T
    Aw.
[12:33] C
    We're sold out!
[12:35] I
    That's great.
SIGN    Sold out
[12:36] M
    You've already sold out?
[12:38] Y
    We keep getting more stock from the
    factories, so we're still busy!
[12:44] I
    Incredible...
[12:45] C
    Femiruna's company is amazing
    because they can mass produce.
[12:49] C
    My bakery doesn't stand a chance...
[12:51] I
    That's not true!
[12:52] I
    Some things are better made by hand,
    by putting your heart into each and every one.
[12:57] C
    Putting my heart into each and every one...
[13:01] C
    Maybe you're right.
[13:02] C
    Perhaps that's what I'm suited for,
     and the kind of bakery I should strive for.
[13:07] C
    Thank you so much!
[13:09] C
    I was able to realize what that really
    matters thanks to you, onii-san.
[13:13] I
    I didn't really do anything...
[13:14] C
    Onii-san, as a sign of my appreciation...
[13:17] C
    Can you come with me for a while?
[13:21] Alfie
    Please come see my concert!
[13:23] All
    Please come see it!
[13:26] C
    This way, onii-san!
[13:35] C
    Onii-san...
[13:36] C
    I want be like those Happy Breads.
[13:40] C
    I want to be coupled with you,
    and become one.
[13:44] I
    What?
[13:45] C
    My grandfather used to say very often that...
[13:47] C
    "It's easier to do something
    than worry about it."
[13:50] I
    Does that mean you'll have my child—
[13:52] I
    No. Will you be my chikuwa?
[13:57] C
    Yes.
[14:10] C
    Two will now...
[14:13] I
    Become one.
[14:21] M
    We sold them!
[14:22] M
    We sold them like crazy!
[14:24] Y
    We're sold out, too.
[14:27] Y
    What should we do now?
[14:28] F
    You two.
[14:30] F
    If there's a shortage of bread,
[14:32] F
    then let them have panties.
[14:36] I
    I wonder if Mahiru and the others
    are still selling lunch packs.
SIGN    Pack-all-you-want panties!
[14:45] N
    The mystery of the ancient literature...
[14:48] N
    Mystery of the ancient literature...
[14:51] Alfie
    Please come see my concert!
[14:53] All
    Please come see it!
[14:55] L
    You've got to be kidding!
[14:56] L
    You've got to be kidding!
[14:58] I
    Everyone's working so hard.
[14:58] T
    Itsuki! A letter for you!
[15:01] I
    W-Wait, stop!
[15:08] I
    Are you all right?
[15:09] T
    I-I'm all right.
[15:11] T
    I crash into trees all the time.
[15:13] T
    Here, this is your letter.
[15:15] T
    See ya!
SIGN    Love letter from Canada
SIGN    Kamako's Noon 12 Noon Come Here
SIGN    Fortune Telling Mansion
[15:24] I
    I think it's around here...
SIGN    Delivery Training Mansion
[15:28] I
    Is that it?
[15:37] Mana
    Delivery Training Mansion!
[15:39] Mana
    Welcome to "Kamako's Noon!"
[15:42] I
    Huh?
[15:43] Mana
    Now, you can spend the beautiful
    noontime with Kamako and friends,
[15:46] Mana
    and become the mail delivery specialist
    you've always dreamed of!
[15:49] I
    I never dreamed of that. Who's Kamako?
[15:52] Mana
    And be approved by the master
    as a capable Visitor!
[15:56] I
    Wh-What?
[15:57] Mana
    Letters are feelings!
[15:59] Mana
    Run to the goal without
    dropping a single letter!
[16:00] I
    It doesn't stop! Help!
[16:02] Mana
    Hmm... What do you think, Master?
[16:04] Master
    Hm.
[16:05] Mana
    Continue!
[16:06] Mana
    No matter the situation, you must accurately
    separate letters by postal code!
[16:22] Mana
    What do you think, Master?
[16:24] Master
    Hm!
[16:27] I
    What on earth was that?
[16:30] Mana
    Your path has been cleared!
[16:31] Mana
    Itsuki, deliver that letter to Tarua!
[16:34] I
    To Tarua?
[16:35] I
    Wait, you're Mana!
[16:36] Mana
    Did you realize it just now?
[16:41] I
    Oh, Tarua?
[16:43] I
    What's the matter?
[16:46] T
    I fell over there and dropped all my letters.
[16:49] T
    I picked them up in a hurry,
    but I'm still missing one.
[16:53] M
    Ready, start!
[16:55] N
    This is all to save the world!
[16:57] M
    You're so fast, Narcisstes!
[16:59] Y
    11, 12, 13...
[17:01] N
    13?
[17:03] N
    13!
[17:06] M
    W-Wait, Narcisstes!
[17:07] M
    You're fine with just 13?
[17:09] Y
    It seemed like he could have stuffed more.
[17:12] F
    I was able to pack 82.
[17:14] M
    Impressive! Panty packs!
[17:18] F
    This warmth...
[17:20] Alfie
    Please come see my concert!
[17:22] All
    Please—
[17:25] I
    No luck.
[17:28] I
    Tarua?
[17:29] T
    I-I lost it...
[17:31] T
    I lost the precious letter!
[17:33] I
    You know, it could've been junk mail.
[17:37] T
    Letters are filled with feelings!
[17:42] T
    Letters take time to write,
[17:46] T
    so there's as many feelings as there are
     minutes spent writing them!
[17:51] T
    And I lost it!
[17:54] T
    I...
[17:57] I
    Tarua, let's get out of this mud pit first.
[18:00] I
    Your shoes are covered in mud.
[18:02] T
    But... But...
[18:04] I
    There's nothing you can do if it's lost.
[18:06] I
    I'm sure they'll forgive
    you when you apologize.
[18:08] T
    Aw, aw...
[18:09] I
    Come on, get out of the mud pit.
[18:11] I
    Let's dry our clothes by that tree—
[18:14] I
    Tarua, is there something
    caught on that tree branch?
[18:20] T
    I-It's the letter!
[18:24] I
    Here, Tarua.
[18:25] T
    I'm so relieved!
[18:27] T
    You found it for me, Itsuki!
[18:29] T
    Thank you...
[18:30] T
    Thank you, Itsuki!
[18:32] I
    Tarua, I'm covered in mud! You'll get dirty!
[18:34] T
    It's fine! I'm covered in mud, too!
[18:39] T
    What's that?
[18:41] I
    Oh, right.
[18:41] I
    I was told to deliver this to you.
[18:46] T
    This wax seal is my master's.
[18:52] I
    What did he write?
[18:55] T
    It's very good news for you, too.
[18:59] I
    For me?
[19:00] T
    Oh, sorry, I have to deliver
    the rest of the letters.
[19:04] T
    I'll go deliver them at full speed!
[19:06] T
    Thank you so much!
[19:07] I
    Wait.
[19:09] T
    Huh?
[19:10] I
    Two of us can get this done faster!
[19:13] T
    Yeah!
[19:14] T
    Thanks to you, there's only one left.
[19:17] I
    So what's the address?
[19:20] T
    Right here.
[19:21] I
    Right here?
[19:22] T
    Here.
[19:24] I
    For me?
SIGN    from Tarua
[19:27] T
    I wrote it in a rush earlier.
[19:29] T
    I would only deliver a letter
    without a stamp for you.
[19:33] I
    Can I read it now?
[19:34] T
    No! You're embarrassing me!
[19:36] I
    But if this letter is your feelings,
    then I want to see it right away.
[19:41] I
    May I?
[19:42] T
    Fine. Please read it while I'm turned around.
[19:46] I
    Okay.
[19:48] T
    Thank you for searching
    for the lost letter earlier.
[19:51] T
    Thank you for helping me
    with the delivery, too.
[19:54] T
    I'm starting to like you a lot!
[19:58] T
    Did you finish reading it?
[19:59] I
    Uh, please stay like that for a while.
[20:05] T
    Done yet?
[20:06] I
    Okay. Look this way.
SIGN    To Tarua
[20:09] I
    Please deliver this for me.
[20:13] T
    It's for me.
[20:14] I
    I've never sent a letter without a stamp
    to anyone but you before, too, Tarua.
[20:17] T
    Aw! Can I read it now?
[20:20] I
    Yeah.
[20:23] T
    It says, "I want you to have my child."
[20:26] I
    Will you?
[20:29] T
    I heard in the classroom that it would
    make you happy if I kiss your cheek.
[20:35] T
    I prefer pats over kisses.
[20:40] I
    I see. Then...
[20:44] T
    Actually, in that letter, my Master wrote
[20:47] T
    "I'm not worried about
    you being with Itsuki."
[20:50] ---
    "Perform your duty as a maiden."
[20:54] T
    So, I'll have your child!
[20:59] I
    Tarua...
[21:05] I
    Are you nervous?
[21:10] T
    I'm calm now. I'm ready, Itsuki.
[21:20] Mana
    Now we've cleared the 9th and the 10th!
[21:22] Mana
    All according to my plan!
[21:25] Mana
    The day when all the Impurities are
    cleansed is not too far away!
[21:29] Child
    Yay!
[21:36] C
    95, 96, 97,
[21:39] C
    98, 99!
[21:43] C
    Pack-all-you-want panties!
[21:44] C
    I tried it too, and I packed so many!
[21:47] C
    Surplus of surprises!
[21:48] C
    Looks like I won't have to
    buy panties anytime soon.
[21:51] C
    Get good panties and socks.
[21:53] C
    That's one of my grandfather's
    teachings, too!
SIGN    Please Be My Chikuwa!
SIGN    My Child, Welcome!
[23:37] Mana
    Meatballs.

8 - My Child, Welcome!

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[00:06] Mana
    The popular dating reality show,
[00:09] Mana
    The Bachelor, has finally arrived in Granvania.
[00:13] Mana
    The one selected to be the bachelor is...
[00:16] Mana
    Yuge Itsuki.
[00:18] Mana
    Our chosen Visitor from Sola, Yuge Itsuki.
[00:23] Mana
    The twelve female participants
    are all very different.
[00:26] Mana
    Who will be the one to win his heart?
[00:29] Mana
    The twelve maidens have gathered
    from all around the world.
[00:33] Mana
    A wide range of ages and backgrounds.
[00:35] Mana
    The only thing they have in common is
    that they're after the bachelor's heart.
[00:40] Mana
    These twelve beauties will try
    to win over bachelor Itsuki!
[00:44] Mana
    The twelve maidens looking
    for the Ultimate Love Ritual
[00:47] Mana
    will engage in intense romantic battles!
[00:50] Mana
    There will be plots, jealousy, alliances,
[00:53] ---
    betrayals, and frustration
    between the maidens.
[00:56] Mana
    The one who will decide the
    winner is... the bachelor!
[01:00] Mana
    What is the Ultimate Love Ritual
     that awaits the winner?
[02:34] Mana
    I am the Visitor's servant, Mana.
[02:37] Mana
    As you all know, the duty of maidens
    is to give birth to Star Children.
[02:40] Mana
    However, it seems that some of you
    have yet to fulfill your duty.
[02:44] Mana
    Mirei, Sue. I'm talking about you two.
[02:47] Mana
    Therefore, I have prepared the
     Ultimate Love Ritual this time.
[02:52] Mirei
    Ultimate...
[02:53] F
    Love Ritual?
[02:55] M
    What is that?
[02:57] Mana
    Tsk, tsk, I can't tell you yet.
[02:59] Mana
    You'll find out when you experience it.
[03:01] Mana
    It is a truly sacred paradise that
    will send you to the heavens!
[03:05] Mana
    However, only one maiden who captures
    Visitor Itsuki's heart will get to enjoy it.
[03:11] Mana
    A passionate date battle will now
    begin to determine the winner!
[03:15] Mana
    A letter from Visitor Itsuki
    has arrived. Read it out loud.
[03:19] M
    "Let's have the best date
    and strengthen our bond."
[03:23] M
    "The one who will date me today is..."
[03:25] M
    "Sue!"
[03:28] Mana
    She's gone!
[03:34] S
    Shh, they'll find you.
[03:36] Mana
    Sheesh, I thought I told you that
    you can't bring animals here.
[03:40] S
    I'm sorry. He's Quelquelle.
[03:43] S
    He gets lonely very easily—
[03:46] Mana
    You sensed that I was releasing a lot of
    pheromones earlier, so you're all turned on?
[03:49] Mana
    You pervert rooster!
[03:50] Mana
    Your comb is red and swollen!
[03:53] S
    He's just excited because
    a stranger came over.
[03:56] S
    It's all right, Quelquelle.
[03:59] S
    Good boy.
[04:01] Mana
    Come on. We have to hurry.
[04:03] Mana
    Itsuki is looking forward to your date.
[04:06] S
    Okay.
[04:12] S
    Hello.
[04:14] I
    I wanted to learn more about you today, Sue.
[04:22] I
    I thought we could have a date
    together with the animals.
[04:32] I
    You take care of all
    these animals, right, Sue?
[04:36] S
    Yes.
[04:37] S
    I brought them to the academy from home.
[04:40] S
    They're all my precious friends.
[04:43] I
    They're cute.
[04:46] S
    Yes, they are.
[04:48] S
    They're pretty noisy, so not many people
    have anything nice to say about them.
[04:54] S
    I'm glad you did. Thank you.
[04:57] I
    I've prepared a feast for the animals, too.
[05:08] Mana
    My fruit basket!
[05:10] Mana
    Eat up! Eat!
[05:16] Mana
    No, not there!
[05:17] S
    They used to study animals outside the town.
[05:23] S
    My parents studied animals.
[05:26] S
    Dad was a researcher
    and Mom was a veterinarian.
[05:30] S
    They always embraced me gently.
[05:34] S
    But they...
[05:37] I
    You don't have to force yourself to tell me.
[05:41] S
    It's all right.
[05:42] S
    I want you to know.
[05:46] S
    On that day, Dad and Mom were attacked by
    Impurities that came close to the town.
[05:51] S
    They protected me and hugged me
    until the Impurities went away.
[05:56] S
    That was the last time they embraced me.
[06:00] S
    But the truth is...
[06:04] S
    My heart is still in pain.
[06:07] S
    I can't accept that my parents are gone.
[06:09] S
    I can't accept what happened on that day!
[06:13] S
    But I had these animals with me,
[06:16] S
    so I was able to live on even though I was sad.
[06:19] I
    I never knew...
[06:27] I
    We were able to talk about a lot of things,
[06:31] ---
    and I feel our bond was strengthened.
[06:34] I
    I can't forgive the Impurities
    that attacked Sue's parents.
[06:37] I
    My sense of duty as the Visitor...
[06:40] I
    I feel a strong emotion growing inside me.
[06:56] M
    I'm bored.
[06:57] R
    I wonder what kind of
    date they're having now.
[07:02] R
    Anyway, Mahiru...
[07:03] R
    How was your first Love Ritual?
[07:06] M
    W-Well...
[07:08] R
    It was a piece of cake for me.
[07:11] M
    Really?
[07:12] R
    What about you, Mahiru?
[07:15] M
    I... don't really remember.
[07:18] M
    It was too embarrassing.
[07:22] M
    Geez! Stop trying to ask me!
[07:25] M
    Yes, I understand that Itsuki is working hard
[07:29] ---
    to get us back to our world.
[07:32] M
    The Love Ritual is an important
    ritual to make that happen.
[07:36] M
    The other maidens are all good girls,
[07:38] M
    so I wish the best for them.
[07:43] I
    Thanks for the fun date today.
[07:46] S
    No, I should be thanking you.
[07:49] I
    Welcome!
[07:51] I
    Let me show you how I feel!
[07:53] I
    Sushi rice at the bottom,
[07:55] I
    plenty of love,
[07:57] I
    and shiny fish on top!
[08:01] I
    Complete!
[08:03] M
    Bateira!
[08:05] M
    It means "small boat" in Portuguese!
[08:08] M
    My heart sways with love for you.
[08:11] M
    Please accept my feelings.
[08:26] S
    Thank you.
[08:32] Seiya
    This is a surprise.
[08:34] Seiya
    Who would've thought the fated bateira sushi
    would be offered to Sue so soon.
[08:37] Seiya
    What a turn of events.
[08:39] Alfie
    Yes.
[08:40] Alfie
    By the way, what's fated bateira sushi?
[08:44] Seiya
    What?
[08:44] Seiya
    Huh? You didn't know?
[08:47] Seiya
    Well, I did expect that,
    so please take a look at this.
SIGN    Out
SIGN    Winner!
[08:50] Seiya
    The Visitor can make bateira
    sushi for someone he likes.
[08:54] Seiya
    Only maidens who receive it
    can remain in the competition.
[08:59] Alfie
    Oh, now I get it!
[09:01] Seiya
    Okay then, let's speak with
    Mana-san at the scene.
[09:04] Seiya
    Mana-san?
[09:05] Mana
    Hello!
[09:06] Seiya
    What do you think about the
    bateira sushi right off the bat?
[09:09] Mana
    Not enough stimulation, at all!
[09:12] Seiya
    What do you mean by stimulation?
[09:13] Mana
    The real battle has only begun!
[09:15] Mana
    I'll set up a dirty date
    filled with perversion
[09:18] ---
    for all of you to enjoy in front of your TV!
SIGN    Granvania TV Station
[09:24] Mana
    A new invitation letter has
    arrived from the Visitor.
[09:28] Mana
    This time there will be a group date.
[09:31] Mana
    The participants are:
[09:32] Mana
    Lily.
[09:33] Mana
    Arie.
[09:34] Mana
    Falun.
[09:36] Mana
    Femiruna.
[09:37] Mana
    Reone.
[09:38] Mana
    Mirei.
[09:40] Mirei
    The Visitor is a mysterious existence
    from an alternate world called Sola.
[09:44] Mirei
    There isn't any subject that is
    more interesting for research.
[09:47] Mirei
    I will find out everything
    about the Visitor, Itsuki.
[09:51] Mirei
    Research is the sole reason I came here.
[09:54] Mana
    Welcome, everyone!
[09:56] Mana
    Itsuki is in the room at
    the end of these stairs!
[10:00] Mana
    Only the one who reaches the top first
    can advance to the private date!
[10:04] Mana
    And this is a present from me!
[10:06] Mana
    Enjoy!
[10:10] Mana
    Lotions!
[10:12] Mana
    Moisten your skin with sticky ingredients!
[10:16] Mana
    Soft and smooth skin for you all!
[10:23] Mana
    Now climb!
[10:29] Mana
    What's wrong? Climb up!
[10:33] R
    I can't hold it any longer...
[10:35] F
    N-No way!
[10:36] Falun
    Hold on to it!
[10:50] Arie
    Lord, give me strength!
[10:57] Mana
    The one who calmly climbed up is...
[11:01] Mana
    Mirei!
[11:05] I
    Mirei, you came over?
[11:08] I
    Thank you.
[11:09] Mirei
    You don't have to thank me.
[11:11] I
    If you like, you should take a bath
    and clean your body.
[11:15] Mirei
    Yes, I will.
[11:19] Mirei
    I can't see well without my glasses.
[11:23] Mirei
    Looks like my vision got worse again.
[11:25] I
    Then give me your hand.
[11:28] I
    Are you all right?
[11:29] I
    Take your time.
[11:31] Mirei
    You're very helpful.
[11:33] I
    What is it?
[11:35] Mirei
    I just thought it's interesting to occasionally
[11:37] ---
    leave myself in someone else's hands.
[11:42] Mirei
    What a nice rose scent.
[11:44] I
    M-Mirei, aren't we a bit too close?
[11:47] Mirei
    Oh, sorry.
[11:49] Mirei
    But since my sight is poor,
[11:52] Mirei
    I'm more sensitive to your touch.
[11:55] Mirei
    Your body temperature
    and the texture of your skin...
[11:57] Mirei
    The warmth of your body...
[11:59] Mirei
    Yes, this is quite intriguing.
[12:01] Mirei
    It's a feeling I have never
    experienced before.
[12:04] I
    Mirei, where are you touching?
[12:07] Mirei
    It's all right. Hold it for a while.
[12:11] Mirei
    What's this?
[12:12] Mirei
    I can't see very well, but it's very hard.
[12:14] I
    Th-That's...
[12:17] Mirei
    What's wrong?
[12:19] I
    Stop!
[12:20] I
    You're taking advantage...
    of the situation...
[12:23] Mirei
    Oh, this is the reaction?
[12:26] Mirei
    I see. I'll need to collect more data.
[12:30] Mirei
    It's all for research.
[12:32] Mirei
    Since my vision is blurry...
[12:36] Mirei
    it makes me want to touch you more...
[12:38] Mirei
    and depend on you more...
[12:41] Mirei
    That's how I feel.
[12:43] I
    I've only seen the cool and calm side of her,
[12:48] I
    so my heart skipped a beat when
    I saw her being so different.
[12:53] I
    Where she touched me under the bubbles?
[12:56] I
    Please leave that to your imagination.
[13:06] I
    Mirei.
[13:08] I
    Please have this, too!
[13:10] Mirei
    Thank you.
[13:13] Mirei
    You've decided to keep me...
[13:15] Mirei
    You've got guts.
[13:25] Mirei
    I'll have you stay with
    me longer for my research.
[13:29] Mirei
    Well, I won't do anything
    scary for the research.
[13:33] Mirei
    Don't worry.
[13:36] Mana
    And so, Itsuki and the maidens had
    one gorgeous date after another,
[13:41] Mana
    and the ones who remained to the end were...
[13:45] Mana
    Mirei and Sue.
[13:47] Mana
    It's down to these two maidens.
[13:49] Mana
    Who will he choose?
[13:51] Mana
    Let's take some time and see how
    Itsuki will make his approach!
[14:00] S
    Meow!
[14:13] S
    Meow.
[14:15] S
    This animal gets pretty lonely,
[14:20] S
    so you have to play with her.
[14:22] S
    Will you take good care of her?
[14:25] I
    Yes, of course.
[14:27] S
    I love animals, so I've always wanted a tail.
[14:30] S
    I mustered up my courage to put it on today.
[14:32] I
    It looks good on you.
[14:36] S
    I get a steamy feeling in
    my heart when I'm with you.
[14:41] I
    Steamy?
[14:43] S
    Warm and comfortable.
[14:46] S
    The same feeling as when I was
    embraced by Mom and Dad.
[14:50] S
    But I'm starting to get scared.
[14:53] I
    Scared of what?
[14:55] S
    I've lived alone for all this time.
[14:57] S
    If I let you spoil me, I'll get weak...
[15:01] S
    I might not survive without you.
[15:04] I
    There's nothing wrong with being weak.
[15:07] S
    But...
[15:08] I
    Sue, you've been all alone
    since your parents left.
[15:13] I
    There's nothing wrong with
    getting spoiled a bit.
[15:16] S
    What if you leave me, like Mom and Dad?
[15:22] S
    I'm scared.
[15:23] S
    I'm scared that you might leave.
[15:25] I
    Sue...
[15:26] S
    I don't want you to go to the labyrinth,
[15:28] S
    I don't want you to be in danger.
[15:30] S
    I don't want to lose you!
[15:33] S
    I'm scared...
[15:35] I
    Don't worry.
[15:36] I
    Living in this world made me want to
    save this world where everybody lives.
[15:41] I
    I really feel this way.
[15:43] I
    To make that happen, I want to give birth to
[15:47] ---
    a stronger Star Child than ever
    with the Ultimate Love Ritual.
[15:51] S
    Okay.
[15:53] I
    I promise to defeat the
    Impurities and come back to you.
[15:58] Mana
    We've heard your entire conversation!
[16:02] I
    Huh?
[16:03] Mana
    Finding out Sue's story made me think...
[16:05] Mana
    and I've reached a conclusion!
[16:08] I
    A conclusion?
[16:09] Mana
    Sue and Mirei were competing
    to be selected by you,
[16:13] Mana
    but the Ultimate Love Ritual doesn't
    really have to be one on one!
[16:17] I
    By that, you mean...
[16:19] Mana
    Yes, a Double Love Ritual!
[16:22] Mirei
    I also want to respect Sue's
    feelings as a fellow maiden.
[16:26] Mirei
    I agree to having the
    Ultimate Love Ritual together.
[16:30] Mirei
    I'll be able to gather even
    more interesting data!
[16:33] S
    T-Two at the same time?
[16:36] S
    I c-can't do something so embarrassing...
[16:41] I
    Mana, I'm sorry,
[16:43] I
    but I can't force Sue to do
    it if she doesn't want to.
[16:47] Mirei
    I was expecting you to say that.
[16:50] Mirei
    Don't worry. I'm a researcher.
[16:54] Mirei
    I am prepared for an event like this.
[16:57] Mirei
    I wanted to test it for a while...
[16:59] Mirei
    This experimental medicine that
    will improve Love Rituals!
[17:04] I
    W-Wait! What is that?
[17:07] I
    Mirei... Mirei!
[17:08] I
    Stay away! No—
[17:10] Mirei
    It's the hypnosis gas I developed!
[17:13] Mirei
    Now Sue won't feel embarrassed,
[17:15] Mirei
    and will be honest about her feelings!
[17:18] I
    Are you all right, Sue?
[17:21] I
    Sue?
[17:24] S
    Meow!
[17:27] Mana
    As an added bonus, I also added
    a sensitivity-increasing gas!
[17:33] Mana
    To perform the Ultimate Love Ritual,
[17:35] Mana
    added sensitivity will
    increase your feelings, too!
[17:38] Mana
    Here, here, here...
[17:41] ---
    Here, here, here...
[17:47] Mana
    This kitty has a very cute cry.
[17:51] Mana
    It should start working on you,
    since you're breathing it, too!
[17:59] Mirei
    Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!
[18:01] Mana
    I can't stand it!
[18:03] Mana
    Nothing beats seeing a serious girl
     lose control to her desires!
[18:07] Mana
    Come on! The maidens are fully prepared!
[18:10] Mana
    All that's left is to do what
    you're meant to do as the Visitor!
[18:14] I
    Yeah!
[18:15] I
    Please! Have my child!
[18:18] Both
    Okay!
[18:24] Mana
    Wait, relax, you guys!
[18:26] Mana
    Calm down!
[18:28] Mana
    Stop, no food now!
[18:30] Mana
    Oh no, my body is sensitive from that gas!
[18:34] Mana
    Stop! Don't look at me like beasts!
[18:38] Mana
    Not there... What's this? Don't stop!
[18:41] Mana
    No! I'm gonna get wild!
[18:44] Mana
    More, more, more, come on!
[18:48] Mana
    And so, the bond between
    the three strengthened,
[18:51] Mana
    and two strong Star Children were born!
[18:55] Alfie
    Itsuki-san, I watched The Bachelor!
[18:58] Alfie
    I was so surprised at the conclusion!
[19:02] I
    I'm kinda embarrassed.
[19:04] Alfie
    But I'm glad strong Star Children
     were born in the end.
[19:08] I
    Yeah.
[19:09] I
    The offering of the Star Wards
    is going smoothly, too.
[19:13] I
    At this rate, it won't be long before we can
[19:15] ---
    seal all 12 Labyrinths of Constellations.
[19:18] Alfie
    That's amazing.
[19:19] Alfie
    I expected nothing less of you.
[19:21] Alfie
    But after you fulfill
    your duty as the Visitor,
[19:24] Alfie
    you'll be going back to Sola, right?
[19:27] Alfie
    Soon I won't be able to see you anymore?
[19:33] Alfie
    N-No, that was nothing.
[19:35] Alfie
    Please don't mind me.
[19:40] Alfie
    That roar again!
[19:41] Mana
    Itsuki, you have to come
    to the castle right away!
[19:46] Sh
    It seems you have all gathered here.
[19:48] Sh
    Please, begin.
[19:50] N
    Actually, I was researching
    the ancient documents,
[19:53] N
    and I found out that
    Granvania has a labyrinth
[19:55] ---
    other than the 12 Labyrinths
    of Constellations.
[19:59] I
    What did you say?!
[20:00] N
    This ancient document describes the
    existence of a 13th labyrinth.
[20:05] N
    And in there,
[20:06] ---
    according to the writings,
    the 13th phantom is sealed.
[20:11] I
    By 13th phantom, does it mean something
    different to the Impurity Lords?
[20:15] Mana
    It seems like the 13th phantom
[20:18] ---
    is the source of Impurities in this world.
[20:21] Mana
    In other words, the Impurities will be
    revived again unless we seal it.
[20:26] I
    How can that be?
[20:27] N
    However, we still haven't found the
    entrance to the 13th labyrinth,
[20:31] N
    or figured out how we can prevent the revival.
[20:33] N
    I want you to offer
[20:35] ---
    all the remaining Star Wards
    of the 12 constellations
[20:39] N
    while we find the answers.
[20:40] I
    I understand.
[20:41] Sh
    Sealing the 13th phantom.
[20:45] Sh
    That will be the next duty of the Visitor.
[20:48] Sh
    It will be an even tougher
    battle than before, Itsuki.
[20:51] ---
    Yes...
[20:53] Mana
    Hmm...
[20:55] I
    What is it, Mana?
[20:56] Mana
    There were 12 labyrinths and 12 maidens.
[20:59] Mana
    And now, the existence of the 13th
    labyrinth has come to light, which means...
[21:04] Mana
    Congratulations, Itsuki!
[21:06] Mana
    This must be a sign that
    there's also a 13th maiden!
[21:10] Mana
    As soon as you finish the Love
    Ritual with the 12 maidens,
[21:12] Mana
    you'll have a new girl
    you can have fun conquering!
[21:17] Mana
    Nose bleed!
[21:18] I
    Yeah, yeah.
[21:20] Mana
    But I wonder where she is.
[21:23] Mana
    Could it be me, by any chance?
[21:25] I
    I can learn to like beasts.
[21:26] Mana
    Sheesh, you sure are a real pervert.
[21:29] Mana
    I have someone else in mind, too!
[21:32] Mana
    Who says a maiden has to be a girl?
[21:38] I
    Maybe.
[21:40] Mana
    Wow! Maybe the next episode
    will be Boys' Love Ritual?!
[21:45] Mana
    No! But I don't hate it!
[21:48] Mana
    Female viewership will improve for sure!
[21:51] Mana
    Huh?
[21:55] Alfie
    Goodbye isn't a word of farewell...
SIGN    My Child, Welcome!
SIGN    Let's Try Giving Birth, Together
[23:37] Mana
    Pizza Margherita.

9 - Let's Try Giving Birth, Together

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[00:00] N
    I was just researching
    the ancient documents,
[00:02] N
    and I found out that
    Granvania has a labyrinth
[00:05] N
    other than the twelve
     Labyrinths of Constellations.
[00:09] Mana
    Congratulations, Itsuki!
[00:10] Mana
    This must be a sign that
    there's also a thirteenth maiden!
[01:45] I
    A new maiden?
[01:50] Mana
    I wonder where she is?
[01:53] I
    A new maiden?
[02:01] I
    Not a woman?
[02:18] I
    Wait a minute! Cool off!
[02:20] I
    Calm down!
[02:21] Mana
    Even if your brain's telling you to
    calm down, your body isn't listening.
[02:25] Mana
    The more you try to cool your head,
     the more your body heats up.
[02:29] Mana
    It's getting maddeningly hot and it
    feels like you're engulfed in flames!
[02:33] Mana
    It's hot here, here, here,
    here, here, and here!
[02:37] Mana
    I'm burning up! I can't take it anymore!
[02:44] Mana
    Burning!
[02:46] Mana
    Crispy margherita!
[02:48] S
    Oh, if it isn't Itsuki!
[02:51] S
    What a coincidence.
[02:56] S
    Ouch.
[02:58] S
    Better not burn myself.
[03:12] Mana
    Dripping sweat.
[03:14] Mana
    Twitching muscles.
[03:16] Mana
    There's no need for words.
[03:18] Mana
    Your instincts take over...
[03:19] Mana
    as wild breaths blow against you.
[03:40] S
    Itsuki.
[03:42] S
    What a coincidence.
[03:44] S
    I can't stop sweating.
[03:52] S
    See you.
[04:10] S
    We keep bumping into each other.
[04:17] S
    I'm wet.
[04:19] Mana
    Seiya's body wasn't the
     only thing getting wet.
[04:23] Mana
    Itsuki was wet, too.
[04:25] Mana
    His heart was burning up!
[04:29] Mana
    Love confused Itsuki.
[04:31] Mana
    This is Granvania,
[04:33] Mana
    where the Visitor around
    the corner gets wet...
[04:48] I
    Wait, this is a public bath for men.
[04:50] I
    It's normal that there's a lot of men here.
[04:52] Mana
    Itsuki was unsure of himself.
[04:54] Mana
    The smell of men all around him.
[04:57] Mana
    The fabulous scent caused a marvelous
    feeling to well up inside him.
[05:02] Mana
    Rising libido!
[05:06] Mana
    Yes, I am now about to
    open the forbidden door...
[05:12] Mana
    Even though I'm still hesitant...
[05:14] Mana
    I'll let my body take over...
[05:18] Mana
    The thirteenth maiden is a man?!
[05:21] Mana
    Maybe I can do it!
[05:24] I
    Enough of your weird narration!
[05:33] Mana
    Not so hard!
[05:35] Mana
    I'm starting to become dirty!
[05:37] Mana
    So dirty as you get cleaner!
[05:38] ---
    Jeez...
[05:39] S
    Huh? Itsuki?
[05:42] S
    I just happened to be here.
[05:45] S
    Maybe this isn't a coincidence anymore.
[05:53] Mana
    Not so hard!
[05:54] Mana
    I'm starting to become dirty!
[05:56] Mana
    So dirty as you get cleaner!
[06:01] Mana
    No, if you keep scrubbing me...
[06:03] Mana
    I-I-I... no!
[06:05] Mana
    I can't take it anymore!
[06:07] Mana
    That's... that's... a danger zone!
[06:09] S
    Maybe it's fate... right?
[06:10] S
    Fate? Coincidence? Supernatural?!
[06:16] S
    Want me to wash your back?
[06:18] I
    Huh? No... Next time.
[06:29] Mana
    Why are you staring blankly into space?
[06:31] Mana
    You have to find the thirteenth maiden
    and perform a Love Ritual!
[06:35] I
    Even though I don't know who it is?
[06:38] Mana
    He might be closer than you think!
[06:41] I
    Closer than I think?
[06:43] Mana
    Maybe he hasn't realized his destiny yet.
[06:46] I
    Even if he did, there's no guarantee
    that he would just show up.
[06:49] Mana
    No, he must know just how
    important a maiden's duty is!
[06:54] I
    Hey, can you stop saying
    "him" this and "him" that?
[06:58] Mana
    How come?
[06:59] I
    Why are you talking as if
    the thirteenth maiden is a man?
[07:03] Mana
    What? You're still worrying about that?!
[07:05] Mana
    We teased about a Love Ritual between
    two men at the end of the previous episode,
[07:09] Mana
    and that's where the story is
    going so far in this episode!
[07:12] I
    No way! It's a maiden!
[07:14] I
    How can that be a man?
[07:15] Mana
    You're still stuck on the stereotypes.
[07:18] Mana
    You'll never get rid of your old fart smell!
[07:21] Mana
    When you've finally finished
    Love Rituals with twelve maidens...
[07:24] Mana
    When you've finally bonded
    with the twelve women...
[07:28] Mana
    That's when they added the plot twist
    about a thirteenth labyrinth!
[07:33] Mana
    This means they're trying to
    stimulate and shock the viewers!
[07:38] I
    Plot twist?
[07:39] Mana
    Even in sentai or bishoujo series,
[07:41] Mana
    you get new allies midway through the season.
[07:44] Mana
    It can sometimes even be an enemy
    commander, or an android...
[07:47] Mana
    That's trending right now.
[07:48] Mana
    The thirteenth maiden being a man...
[07:50] Mana
    That's not a stretch for episode 9 material.
[07:54] I
    You're very well-informed.
[07:55] Mana
    I've heard from Narcisstes
[07:58] Mana
    that the thirteenth labyrinth has
    been sealed all this time.
[08:04] Mana
    In other words, it's a forbidden door!
[08:07] I
    Don't twist the meaning like that!
[08:09] Mana
    Forbidden door! Then...
SIGN    Forbidden
[08:11] Mana
    could it be anything other
    than a Boys' Love Ritual?
SIGN    Forbidden
[08:15] Mana
    Visually so, as well!
[08:16] I
    No, no, no way!
[08:19] Mana
    Does that mean it'll be
    forbidden in some other way?
[08:25] Mana
    Where should we go?
SIGN    Forbidden
[08:27] ---
    What?!
[08:30] Mana
    Love Ritual with optional play.
[08:33] I
    No!
SIGN    Forbidden
[08:36] Mana
    Or sibling love?
[08:38] Mana
    Onii-chan, I don't mind.
SIGN    Forbidden
[08:41] Mana
    Or stepmother?
[08:43] Mana
    Are you sure you're fine with me?
[08:45] I
    I don't have a little sister or a stepmother!
[08:47] Mana
    Are you saying we should
    think outside the box?
[08:51] Mana
    Would you like an episode title
    of "Itsuki-kun and horsey"?
[08:54] I
    Horsey?
[08:57] Mana
    Will you go to Sue's farm and find a partner?
[09:01] Mana
    Are you going to drive the legal team crazy?
[09:03] Mana
    Which one would you like?
[09:05] Mana
    You can pick from all the cuties here!
[09:07] Mana
    You beast!
[09:08] Mana
    Who are you going to have?
[09:09] Mana
    Or maybe they'll have you!
[09:14] I
    No, no way!
[09:16] Mana
    What are we going to do, then?
[09:19] I
    Second round.
[09:20] Mana
    Huh?
[09:21] I
    I'll go for second rounds and
    make the next Star Child.
[09:23] Mana
    Second round?
[09:24] I
    I'll start with Mahiru, again...
[09:26] Mana
    This is the second round,
    so I've gained the skills.
[09:29] Mana
    I'm pretty confident this time.
[09:31] Mana
    Huh?!
[09:33] Mana
    Men are so simple-minded, don't you think?
[09:37] I
    They're maidens, after all.
[09:39] I
    And... women.
[09:41] Mana
    But that would still be a second round.
    Not the thirteenth maiden.
[09:46] Mana
    Reboots are important,
    but we need a new one here!
[09:49] I
    But a man?
[09:52] I
    It feels like I'm betraying
    Mahiru and the others...
[09:56] Mana
    Yeah?
[09:58] Mana
    What's the phrase you've
    said to all of twelve of them?
[10:06] (Flashback) I
    Please have my child.
[10:09] I
    I'm despicable!
[10:13] Mana
    Don't cry.
[10:15] Mana
    Well, I guess you would
    be despicable in Sola,
[10:17] Mana
    but in Granvania, those are the
    words that will save the world.
[10:23] Mana
    What are you going to do?
[10:26] Mana
    Go for horses?
[10:27] I
    Not horses.
[10:28] Mana
    All right!
[10:32] Mana
    I guess this is pretty much it.
[10:34] I
    Way too few choices!
[10:37] Mana
    How can we introduce a new character now?
[10:40] Mana
    That would be too convenient!
[10:41] Mana
    It would be more visually
    pleasing with a hottie.
[10:44] Mana
    Tasty!
[10:48] I
    I mean, are they even...
[10:51] Mana
    Huh?
[10:52] I
    Well, you know...
[10:54] Mana
    Huh?
[10:56] Mana
    Oh! You mean, are they fine
    being with another man?
[10:58] I
    No!
[11:00] I
    Maidens have to be chaste, right?
[11:03] Mana
    Oh, you mean, are they virgins?
[11:07] Mana
    Narcisstes reads ancient documents
    and researches all the time,
[11:11] Mana
    so he's probably only had books as partners.
[11:13] N
    Please, please bind me!
[11:16] N
    Bind me and put me on a shelf!
[11:19] Mana
    Seiya, as you know, is a playboy and
    looks like he's good with women,
[11:22] Mana
    but guys like that would never want girls
    to know they're actually inexperienced
[11:26] Mana
    and throw away opportunities
    when there's a real chance.
[11:29] S
    No action for me.
[11:32] I
    No, the king can't be, right?
[11:35] Mana
    You'll know by whether or not he can
    perform the Love Ritual when the time comes.
[11:41] I
    It feels like you're not trying as hard as
    you did with the other twelve maidens.
[11:47] Mana
    That's not true.
[11:51] Mana
    Listen! This is all for saving Granvania!
[11:55] Mana
    To seal the thirteenth labyrinth!
[11:58] Mana
    We need a new Star Child!
[12:00] Mana
    There's no time for hesitation—
[12:01] I
    But I don't have any feelings for...
[12:03] Mana
    I know how you feel, but for the
    peace and future of Granvania...
[12:08] S
    Itsuki!
[12:10] S
    I was shooting for a new photo book.
[12:13] Both
    Selfies again?
[12:15] S
    Yeah.
[12:16] S
    Anyway, it looks like you're down, Itsuki.
[12:20] S
    Is something bothering you?
[12:21] S
    I'll be happy to hear you out,
     if you want.
[12:27] Mana
    Look, your prey has come on his own!
[12:36] S
    The theme of my next photo book is vampires.
[12:39] I
    I-I see.
[12:41] S
    Come on, you can tell me anything.
[12:44] I
    What am I supposed to say?
[12:45] I
    "Are you into guys?"
[12:46] I
    Or, "are you still a virgin?"
[12:49] S
    Aren't you thinking too much about others?
[12:51] I
    No, I can't do it with another guy.
[12:54] S
    I know how hard it must be for you.
[12:57] S
    You came to Granvania
    from Sola as the Visitor.
[13:01] S
    You don't know anyone,
[13:02] S
    nobody to lean on,
[13:04] S
    and you have to spend your days
    here alone as an outsider.
[13:06] I
    Actually, Mahiru is a
    childhood friend of mine.
[13:09] S
    Not only that, you have the
    duty of saving Granvania.
[13:12] S
    I know the loneliness and
    pressure you must be feeling!
[13:16] S
    It's the same for me.
[13:17] S
    They say I'm the number one womanizer
    in the nation, a playboy,
[13:21] S
    and I have to play my part
     to live up to the girls' expectations.
[13:23] S
    I have to spend my days
    alone making photo books.
[13:25] I
    You don't have friends?
[13:27] S
    This is not the real me!
[13:32] S
    I got a bit too excited.
[13:35] I
    Stop it.
[13:36] I
    Stop the sad look!
[13:38] S
    Itsuki, I'm the only one who
    can understand your loneliness.
[13:43] S
    Let's warm our lonely skins together.
[13:46] I
    Huh?
[13:47] I
    Isn't this a bit different from before?
[13:50] I
    Compared to how it went
    with the maidens before...
[13:52] I
    Well, all the previous maidens were girls,
[13:55] I
    so this time is definitely different, but...
[13:58] I
    Wait a minute, I'm the
    one who's being seduced?
[14:03] I
    Uh, um...
[14:05] S
    Are you nervous?
[14:07] I
    Nervous? More like...
[14:08] S
    That's good.
[14:10] I
    Good? What is?
[14:12] I
    Huh? What?
[14:14] S
    Live together, or just die alone?
[14:17] S
    Let's change our angle of thinking.
[14:24] S
    Relax a bit more.
[14:28] S
    Take two.
[14:37] I
    No...
[14:42] I
    Wait a second! I need a break!
[14:44] S
    You could've stayed the night.
[14:48] Mana
    Why did you run out like that?
[14:51] Mana
    You were so close!
[14:53] I
    He was almost on top of me!
[14:56] I
    If I kept going, I would've
    been the one to give birth!
[14:59] Mana
    Who cares who's the one giving birth now?
[15:02] I
    I care!
[15:03] I
    It's with another man!
[15:04] Mana
    Oh, well.
[15:06] Mana
    Let's go for the next one!
[15:08] I
    Next?
[15:09] N
    Who would've thought you
    would come to see me?
[15:14] Mana
    I thought maybe I should learn a
    bit more about the thirteenth labyrinth.
[15:19] Mana
    Smirk.
[15:20] Mana
    Don't do that.
[15:21] N
    That's a great attitude.
[15:24] N
    However, there are still many mysteries
[15:27] ---
    surrounding the thirteenth labyrinth,
    and I'm still researching.
[15:30] N
    I need more time.
[15:32] I
    Okay, see ya.
[15:34] Mana
    Hey, don't just leave!
[15:37] N
    Itsuki.
[15:38] I
    Uh, yes?
[15:39] N
    Don't burden yourself too much.
[15:42] N
    The sudden responsibility of shouldering
    the fate of Granvania as the Visitor...
[15:48] N
    That is probably something
    I will never fully understand.
[15:53] N
    I am thankful, from bottom of my heart.
[15:58] N
    We need you.
[16:00] I
    Narcisstes...
[16:02] N
    I have a question for you.
SIGN    History
[16:04] N
    Ancient hieroglyphs are hard to interpret.
[16:07] ---
    I'll help if I can.
[16:11] I
    M-My body is really stiff,
[16:14] I
    so I can't do it!
[16:18] N
    According to ancient documents,
[16:20] N
    human culture is difficult to understand.
[16:25] Mana
    Stopping right before the action again?!
[16:27] Mana
    Why are you teasing me?
[16:29] I
    Well, he's still a man.
[16:32] Mana
    Why does that bother you so much?
[16:33] Mana
    Just go for it!
[16:35] I
    It just feels wrong for me.
[16:39] I
    I can't abandon my values so easily.
[16:41] Mana
    You can easily abandon
    and change your values.
[16:45] I
    Well, your values must have
    been messed up from the start.
[16:49] Mana
    I used to be an Impurity.
[16:52] I
    You were an Impurity?
[16:54] Mana
    A magician in this nation brought me
     out of a labyrinth a hundred years ago.
[16:59] I
    How did they just allow an
    Impurity to roam around free?
[17:02] Mana
    They didn't.
[17:04] Mana
    I've been told that the magician was trying
    to give consciousness to Impurities,
[17:07] Mana
    and tried to find a way to coexist.
[17:11] Mana
    But the magician died before
    he could complete his work.
[17:16] Mana
    Leaving me behind...
[17:17] Mana
    I was an Impurity who was left behind,
[17:20] Mana
    and I was all alone.
[17:22] Mana
    I was very confused,
    and didn't know what to do.
[17:25] Mana
    Not only that, the government
    found out about my existence,
[17:29] ---
    and tried to cleanse me.
[17:31] I
    Cleanse you, Mana?
[17:33] Mana
    Because Impurities shouldn't exist.
[17:36] Mana
    But surprisingly, that Visitor
    didn't kill me, and protected me.
[17:42] Mana
    I have been serving this nation ever since.
[17:46] I
    That Visitor...
[17:48] Mana
    ...is Shangri-La!
[17:50] I
    What? The king?!
[17:51] Mana
    Details on our website!
SIGN    "Check the official website for details!"
[17:53] I
    Hey!
[17:54] Mana
    Got it?
[17:55] Mana
    You can change yourself very easily.
[18:00] Mana
    It's not that bad for you.
[18:02] Mana
    As a Visitor, you're welcomed by everyone.
[18:05] Mana
    But as a former Impurity,
[18:07] Mana
    I shouldn't even be allowed to exist here.
[18:11] Mana
    Sometimes I hate myself... My tainted body...
[18:15] Mana
    Itsuki?
[18:16] I
    Don't blame it on yourself like that.
[18:20] Mana
    Itsuki...
[18:23] I
    It must be hard for you.
[18:28] Mana
    You sexual beast!
[18:31] I
    I think I've just broken a barrier.
[18:35] I
    Mana, I think I can do it.
[18:38] Mana
    The more you resist, the more you want it.
[18:42] Mana
    Please be gentle.
[18:47] Mana
    Hey, Itsuki!
[18:49] Mana
    You've shamed me!
[18:52] I
    If I can do Mana...
[18:53] I
    If I can do Mana, I...
[18:57] N
    Itsuki?
[18:58] I
    I can also do men!
[19:01] ---
    ...men! ...men! ...men! ...men!
[19:04] N
    Also? Also men?
[19:06] I
    Men and women... I want to break
    that barrier and get past it!
[19:10] I
    I want to save Granvania!
[19:12] Mana
    Well said, Itsuki!
[19:16] Mana
    I've prepared a room for the two of you!
[19:19] N
    Huh?
[19:20] Mana
    I called Seiya, too.
[19:22] Mana
    Come, come, come!
[19:24] N
    I understand the situation.
[19:26] S
    The thirteenth maiden is a man, huh?
[19:30] I
    You will have my child?
[19:33] S
    Hold on, Itsuki.
[19:34] I
    What? Wait for what?
[19:37] I
    I will no longer wait for anything!
[19:39] S
    Who would you pick?
[19:41] N
    Yes. Who would you pick as the thirteenth maiden?
[19:47] I
    Both of you.
[19:48] Both
    Huh?
[19:49] I
    I don't care about men or women,
    or the thirteenth or whatever.
[19:53] I
    You're both the important thirteenth maiden.
[19:56] I
    I want the three of us to save Granvania!
[19:59] ---
    Unless you don't want to.
[20:01] S
    That's not fair, Itsuki.
[20:03] N
    Sheesh, we can't complain
    when you say it so sincerely.
[20:09] S
    But that sincerity...
[20:11] N
    is what's good about you.
[20:12] I
    So you will have my child?
[20:16] N
    Will we be able to?
[20:18] I
    Don't worry, just do it.
[20:21] N
    Let's do it.
[20:23] S
    Let us do it.
[20:25] I
    Open, forbidden door!
[20:31] Mana
    Wonderful!
[20:39] Mana
    That was a sight to behold.
[20:42] Mana
    So very interesting!
[20:43] I
    Mana, neither of them was the one?
[20:45] Mana
    Of course not!
[20:48] Mana
    How can there be a Love Ritual
    between men?
[20:52] I
    Are you telling me you were playing me?!
[20:55] Mana
    That's not it, Itsuki!
[20:57] Mana
    You have now leveled up!
[21:00] I
    Leveled up?
[21:01] Mana
    For you humans, the more
    open-minded, the better.
[21:05] I
    Open-minded?
[21:07] N
    I knew about this from the start.
[21:09] I
    You did?
[21:11] Mana
    Now, you can love the thirteenth
    maiden with fresh feelings.
[21:15] I
    Fresh feelings...
[21:16] Mana
    I mean, you can even do men!
[21:20] S
    You seem stronger than yesterday.
[21:23] N
    We're counting on you for
    the future of Granvania.
[21:25] I
    It's not fair that you've known all along.
[21:29] S
    I was serious, though.
[21:43] I
    Not just with women
[21:44] I
    or with men.
[21:46] I
    It's about having feelings for each other
[21:48] I
    that will become an irreplaceable bond.
[21:51] I
    Whether you prefer women
[21:53] I
    or men,
[21:54] I
    I'm sure that you, too,
[21:56] I
    are a Visitor for someone out there.
SIGN    Let's Try Giving Birth, Together
SIGN    My Children, Thirteen of them!?
[23:36] Mana
    Mole on your tushie.

10 - My Children, Thirteen of Them!?

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[00:13] I
    It wasn't the men.
[00:16] I
    Then who is the thirteenth maiden?
[00:20] I
    She must be someone close to me,
    who always assists me from behind the scenes.
[00:26] I
    Mana?!
[00:28] I
    No, someone that lewd couldn't
    possibly be a maiden.
[00:33] I
    Wait... Maybe the lewdness
    makes her a special maiden?
[00:37] Mana
    Say what?!
[00:39] I
    But Mana's so fat.
[00:41] ---
    Even I can't go for that.
[00:43] Mana
    Y-You're so mean... You've broken my heart!
[00:47] Mana
    You'll pay for this, Itsuki!
[00:49] I
    But I'll definitely find her!
[00:52] I
    After all, there's always only one truth!
[00:54] I
    I'll make my grandpa proud!
[00:57] Mana
    You've got so many things wrong.
[00:59] Mana
    I don't even feel like correcting you.
[01:03] Mana
    In any case, you have to clear
    the twelfth labyrinth first!
[01:07] I
    Right...
[02:51] I
    She got me!
[02:53] Libra
    Uh, when this happens...
[02:55] Cancer
    T-Treat his wound!
[02:57] Alfie
    You fool!
[02:59] Alfie
    That's not it!
[03:00] Alfie
    When this happens...
[03:01] Liesse
    You rookies! Don't make me repeat myself!
[03:05] Liesse
    You have to play your role!
[03:08] Cancer
    Leave the recovery of the
    Visitor to us in the rear,
[03:11] Cancer
    and the rest of you on the front line
[03:13] ---
    should block the second and third attacks.
[03:16] Liesse
    We have to protect the
    Visitor using teamwork!
[03:19] Liesse
    Isn't that right, Alfie?
[03:20] Alfie
    Y-Yes.
[03:21] Liesse
    All right, let's try this again!
[03:25] I
    They're like mini-Alfies.
[03:27] Alfie
    They're nothing like me!
[03:30] I
    All right, that's it for today's training.
[03:36] Alfie
    Geez, Itsuki-san, please don't go easy on them.
[03:39] Alfie
    If they are weak, your life will be in danger.
[03:44] I
    No, I want them to rest
    and preserve their energy.
[03:50] I
    We'll go defeat the twelfth
    Impurity Lord tomorrow.
[04:04] I
    Is everyone asleep?
[04:05] Alfie
    Yes, they're sound asleep.
[04:09] Alfie
    I'm praying for your safety.
[04:12] I
    Right.
[04:18] I
    All right, A Team will be a diversion.
[04:21] I
    Slip past the Impurity and get behind it.
[04:24] I
    B Team, attack from the right,
    and C Team, attack from the left.
[04:28] I
    I'll go for the finishing blow.
[04:29] All
    Okay!
[04:31] Mana
    This is the Sagittarius
    Impurity Lord, Tentatores!
[04:35] Mana
    It uses many fire-based attacks!
[04:39] Mana
    Watch out for its spear strikes!
[04:42] I
    Okay, let's do it!
[04:55] I
    All right! Get around it and attack!
[04:58] I
    C Team, follow me!
[05:07] Sagittarius
    Ow...
[05:09] Virgo
    Sagittarius!
[05:10] Libra
    Run!
[05:15] I
    Are you all right?
[05:17] Sagittarius
    Visitor-sama, don't mind me—
[05:21] I
    We'll all go back together!
[05:22] I
    I'm not leaving anyone behind!
[05:25] Virgo
    Over here!
[05:34] Cancer
    You're fine now.
[05:35] I
    Thanks.
[05:37] Sagittarius
    I'm so relieved!
[05:38] I
    There's no time to cry.
[05:40] I
    It's going to be okay.
    Remember your training.
[05:43] Sagittarius
    Okay!
[05:51] I
    This is the end!
[06:06] I
    It's over.
[06:07] Mana
    Itsuki, that was an impressive fight.
[06:11] Mana
    This is the end of a long battle.
[06:14] Mana
    Huh? This is strange.
[06:17] Mana
    What's going on?
[06:18] Mana
    Nothing is happening.
[06:23] Mana
    What exactly is going on?
[06:34] Mana
    Wh-What's this light?!
[06:46] I
    We can't return yet, as I thought.
[07:04] Mana
    Why? Why did nothing happen?
[07:08] S
    Unfortunately, it seems we were unable
[07:10] ---
    to prevent the revival of the thirteenth phantom.
[07:12] Mana
    Then, you mean...
[07:14] N
    Yes, but fortunately the
    entrance is still sealed.
[07:20] S
    Itsuki, you must find the thirteenth
    maiden as soon as possible
[07:24] S
    and prepare for the final battle.
[07:27] I
    Yes, sir!
[07:28] I
    Let's go, Mana.
[07:29] Mana
    Yeah.
[07:34] Alfie
    Mirei-chan, what brings you here?
[07:37] Mirei
    The thirteenth labyrinth appeared earlier.
[07:41] Mirei
    That's why I was worried about you...
[07:43] Alfie
    Sorry, I'm in a rush.
[07:46] Alfie
    I have to prepare to see Itsuki-san.
[08:01] Alfie
    The day to use this has finally come.
SIGN    Maiden's Charm My Birthday
[08:04] Alfie
    A special magic book I obtained from Sola.
[08:08] Alfie
    I'm sure Itsuki-san will finally
    realize I'm the thirteenth maiden.
[08:14] Alfie
    Tie this to a bow knot, and...
SIGN    Effect may vary by user.
[08:19] Alfie
    Now's the chance!
[08:24] Alfie
    If no one notices it for three days...
[08:27] Mana
    What the heck is this?
[08:29] Mana
    There's some trash on your back.
[08:32] Mana
    What is this?!
[08:34] Mana
    How creepy. Could it be some kind of curse?
[08:36] Mana
    Stay away!
[08:38] I
    Who could've done something like that?
[08:44] Alfie
    This one next!
SIGN    Itsuki Loves Alfie
[08:47] Alfie
    If I can finish using this eraser
     without anyone touching it,
SIGN    This is merely a personal opinion.
[08:50] Alfie
    I'm sure Itsuki-san will...
[08:54] Alfie
    Good! I should be able to
    finish this right away!
[08:57] T
    Alfie! A delivery for you!
[09:00] T
    Here, please give me your stamp or signature!
[09:03] Alfie
    I don't have my stamp here, so I'll sign.
[09:06] T
    Right over there, please.
[09:07] T
    You're using a pencil! Please use a pen!
[09:11] Alfie
    Oh, sorry.
[09:13] Alfie
    Let's see... here it is—
[09:22] Alfie
    I have no choice, it's time for that one!
SIGN    Itsuki LOVE
[09:25] Alfie
    Write down the name of the person I like...
[09:27] Alfie
    rip it in half...
[09:28] Alfie
    roll it up...
[09:29] Alfie
    and swallow!
[09:38] Alfie
    I can't... do this...
[09:40] Alfie
    I have to tell him in person.
[09:43] I
    I'm looking for the thirteenth maiden!
[09:47] I
    It's a once a lifetime opportunity
    to be the thirteenth maiden!
[09:52] Mana
    Did this emblem appear on an
    innocent virgin out there?
[09:56] Mana
    Come out now and engage in
[09:59] ---
    a sweaty and sensual
    Love Ritual with this Visitor!
[10:03] Mana
    Don't worry, I have already
    researched all the sensitive spots
[10:07] Mana
    that would make Itsuki happy!
[10:10] Alfie
    Itsuki-san!
[10:16] I
    I thought I just heard Alfie's voice...
[10:18] Mana
    You must have imagined it.
[10:19] Mana
    Let's hurry.
[10:21] I
    Is the thirteenth maiden out there?
[10:24] I
    We're looking for the
    girl who has this emblem!
[10:28] Mana
    The thirteenth maiden will be the
    first in hundreds of years!
[10:33] Mana
    So, if you come out now,
[10:35] Mana
    I'll give you my handmade see-through
    pink negligee as a present!
[10:40] Mana
    You can almost see the important parts,
     but not quite!
[10:42] Mana
    It's super-duper sexy!
[10:44] Mana
    Of course, it's a limited
    edition that's not for sale!
[10:47] Alfie
    Itsuki-san, um...
[10:52] Mana
    What is it?
[10:54] I
    I was just impressed with
    how popular Seiya is.
[10:57] I
    Maybe I had the wrong idea about him.
[10:59] Mana
    Well, I guess so.
[11:03] I
    Is the thirteenth maiden out there?
[11:06] I
    We're looking for a beautiful
    young girl who has this emblem!
[11:11] Mana
    What was that? What did you just say now?
[11:16] Mana
    The Visitor is having impure thoughts!
[11:18] ---
    That's why she won't show up!
[11:20] Alfie
    Itsuki-san! I'm the thirteenth...
[11:28] Mana
    This place is too noisy.
[11:30] Mana
    Let's go somewhere else.
[11:32] I
    Yeah.
[11:36] Alfie
    P-Please... Wait...
[11:42] Alfie
    No! I failed again!
[11:46] Alfie
    I need a strong charm—
[11:48] Mana
    What the hell are you doing?!
[11:50] Mana
    We were waiting forever,
    and you didn't show up,
[11:53] Mana
    so I came to check on you.
[11:54] Mana
    I never thought you'd be using
    some useless good luck charm!
[11:57] Mana
    Start acting like a real maiden,
    and let yourself be known!
[12:00] Alfie
    How did you know that I'm a maiden?
[12:03] Mana
    Some people said there was a girl who
    was screaming she was the thirteenth maiden,
[12:07] Mana
    and the girl they described
    couldn't have been anyone but you!
[12:11] Mana
    Come on, let's go see Itsuki now.
[12:13] Alfie
    No!
[12:14] Mana
    What are you doing?
[12:16] Alfie
    No.
[12:17] Mana
    Why not?
[12:20] Alfie
    Encounters have to be sudden... or trendy!
SIGN    Dear Alfie
SIGN    from Otabito's Diary
[12:26] Alfie
    My father left me this.
[12:30] Mana
    A videotape?
[12:32] Alfie
    He said I have to show it to the Visitor,
[12:36] ---
    if I am to become a maiden.
[12:39] Mana
    Do I have to show that to Itsuki?
[12:44] Mana
    Uh, um...
[12:52] I
    It was her, after all!
[12:54] Mana
    Well, I knew it from the start.
[12:57] I
    Liar.
[12:58] Mana
    It was obvious that the thirteenth maiden
    couldn't be anyone but Alfie!
[13:02] Mana
    I've kept quiet all this time,
    but take a look at the OP!
[13:05] Mana
    Here.
[13:06] I
    Oh, you're right!
[13:08] Mana
    Everyone else knew too, right?
[13:10] Mana
    Only you didn't.
[13:13] I
    Who's "everybody"?
[13:14] Mana
    Don't worry about it.
[13:15] Mana
    Anyway, she gave me this.
[13:19] Mana
    Apparently, you can get the hint for
    deepening your bond if you watch this.
[13:40] Yuuji
    Even if the earth starts spinning the
    other way around, we won't be separated!
[13:45] Yuuko
    Of course!
[13:46] ---
    You would chase me to the end of
    the universe, even if I ran away!
[14:00] Hiroshi
    I will never forgive you!
[14:02] Takashi
    Let go of me.
[14:11] I
    Wh-What is this?
[14:14] Mana
    It's so wonderful!
[14:16] Mana
    I want to be in a cool, trendy,
    lovey-dovey show like this!
[14:21] Mana
    I want to watch more of it!
[14:23] I
    Sorry, I can't...
[14:25] Mana
    You fool!
[14:26] Mana
    You can't see how good this drama series is?
[14:28] Mana
    You're so lame!
[14:30] Mana
    How can you expect to catch my heart—
[14:32] Mana
    Catch Alfie's heart like that?
[14:37] Mana
    Alfie wants a trendy romance,
[14:41] ---
    so shut your trap, and make it trendy!
[14:43] Mana
    Trendy is the best!
[15:01] Alfie
    What a beautiful sunset.
[15:03] I
    Yeah.
[15:06] Mana
    An Italian dinner next, and the present
    will be a heart-shaped necklace.
[15:10] Mana
    Alfie is practically already seduced!
[15:13] Mana
    I'm a genius for coming up with this plan.
[15:27] Alfie
    That was delicious!
[15:29] ---
    I'm glad.
[15:31] I
    Sorry, Mana, but please
    return to the foster home.
[15:35] Mana
    Huh? What about the present?
[15:38] Mana
    Are you sure about this?
[15:40] I
    Yeah, thanks.
[15:42] Mana
    Don't blame me if you fail!
[15:45] I
    Wow, what a collection!
[15:48] Alfie
    P-Please don't stare like that.
[15:50] I
    Sorry for barging in.
[15:52] I
    I'm sure you would've
    preferred a trendy date.
[15:55] Alfie
    It's all right! It's fine!
[15:57] Alfie
    That was enough.
[15:59] I
    I realized that I didn't want to
    be part of a made-up drama show.
[16:03] I
    I wanted to know more about the real you.
[16:08] Mana
    Your bond won't deepen one bit
    from lame conversation like that!
[16:11] Mana
    Alfie said she wanted a trendy date!
[16:15] Mana
    An at-home date is the polar
    opposite of bubble-era dates!
[16:18] Mana
    It's boring! Boring as hell!
[16:21] I
    But why do you like idols from Sola?
[16:25] I
    The ones from many years ago, too.
[16:27] Alfie
    Actually, my parents...
[16:31] I
    They're from this world though, right?
[16:33] Alfie
    Anyway, what are your parents like?
[16:37] Alfie
    They must both be really
    worried with you disappearing.
[16:41] I
    You haven't heard from Mana about them?
[16:43] Alfie
    No, I haven't.
[16:46] I
    Actually, they passed away in an accident.
[16:51] Alfie
    I... um...
[16:54] Alfie
    I'm sorry, Itsuki-san.
[16:56] I
    It's all right.
[16:57] I
    I'm already over it,
    so don't feel bad.
[17:01] Alfie
    But...
[17:02] I
    It's fine.
[17:05] I
    All right, then...
[17:29] I
    ...that pretty much sums it up.
[17:32] I
    I was going to listen to your stories,
    but I ended up talking the whole time.
[17:41] I
    Uh, um...
[17:43] I
    What kind of books do you usually read?
[17:46] Alfie
    Well, I guess about entertainment,
    martial arts, and...
[17:53] Alfie
    This one's a secret.
[17:56] Mana
    Tsk! Itsuki would've seen
    the deceitful woman she is,
[18:00] Mana
    for using some Sola magic
    to capture his heart!
[18:06] Mana
    Huh? Whose side am I on?
[18:09] ---
    Huh? What's this?
[18:11] Alfie
    That's...
SIGN    Visitor Secret Project
SIGN    Put your life at stake to protect the Visitor
[18:12] I-TS
    Visitor Secret Project...
[18:15] I-TS
    Put your life at stake to
     protect the Visitor...
[18:18] ---
    Um... That is...
SIGN    Libra
SIGN    Leo
SIGN    A Team
SIGN    B Team
SIGN    Visitor-sama
[18:24] I
    Incredible.
[18:30] I
    Thank you, Alfie.
[18:32] I
    To be honest, I was worried if I would
    ever be able to return home alive.
[18:37] I
    But you were protecting me
     this whole time.
[18:42] Alfie
    No, we're the ones being protected.
[18:46] I
    This must be why I never felt alone
[18:49] ---
    when I was in the labyrinth.
[18:52] Mana
    I'm the one who's looking
    after you 24 hours a day!
[18:58] Mana
    You can't even go on a
    single date without me!
[19:03] I
    Alfie...
[19:04] Alfie
    Yes?
[19:07] Alfie
    Please, don't look at me like that...
[19:11] Alfie
    You're making me nervous.
[19:13] I
    Why?
[19:14] Alfie
    Well...
[19:15] I
    I want to look at you more.
[19:19] I
    I prepared something because
    I wanted to deepen our bond.
[19:25] I
    Although... I'm not sure if you'll like it.
[19:30] Alfie
    It's so wonderful!
[19:32] I
    I feel bad for saying this to your father,
[19:34] I
    but I think the pure idol
    image suits you better
[19:36] ---
    than a trendy idol from the past.
[19:40] Alfie
    This is the happiest moment of my life.
[19:51] Alfie
    You would chase me to the end of
    the universe, even if I ran away!
[19:56] I
    That's a bit scary.
[19:58] Mana
    I didn't know that dress was a present!
[20:02] Mana
    I thought Itsuki was going to use it
     himself for an alternative hobby,
[20:06] Mana
    and that's why I burned the midnight oil
    to place every stitch with care!
[20:11] Mana
    And you two spinning around
    in front of me like that...
[20:14] Mana
    I should be the Cinderella
    dancing around in there!
[20:22] I
    Alfie, I want you to have my child,
[20:24] ---
    and raise her to become strong.
[20:26] Alfie
    Yes, please leave it to me.
[20:32] I
    What's wrong, Alfie?
[20:33] Alfie
    My stomach...
[20:35] Alfie
    I... may not be able to make it...
[20:42] I
    Alfie?
[20:43] I
    Get yourself together!
[20:44] I
    Alfie? Alfie?!
[20:48] Mana
    Don't worry.
[20:49] Mana
    It wasd just some loose bowels.
[20:51] Mana
    It seems she swallowed some paper.
[20:54] Mana
    I wonder if her brain is also made of muscle.
[20:58] Mana
    They say love is blind, and I guess
[21:02] ---
    that can even make you
    believe in foolish charms.
[21:05] Mana
    How careless of a girl like me to forget...
[21:09] Mana
    but I guess I'll wait a bit longer
    before I give this to her.
SIGN    Stomach Pain Medicine
[21:31] Alfie
    Wh-What do you think?
[21:34] I
    It looks really good on you.
[21:36] Alfie
    You're making me blush!
[21:40] I
    But...
[21:42] I
    I only want you to wear it for me.
[21:47] I
    I don't want anyone else to see it.
[21:50] I
    Alfie, please have my child.
[21:53] Alfie
    Yes.
SIGN    My Children, Thirteen of Them!?
SIGN    Are You Going to Tell Me That
    You Want Me to Have Your Child
[23:37] Mana
    Ikkun.

11 - Are You Going to Tell Me That You Want Me to Have Your Child?

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[00:18] M
    Can you hear me, everyone around
    the world who just tuned in?
[00:23] M
    I am speaking directly to your heart.
[00:27] M
    This is not a malicious video
[00:31] ---
    that will demand payment after viewing,
[00:34] M
    nor will it extract your
    personal information
[00:36] ---
    or upload viruses to your computer.
[00:41] M
    This is truly sacred like nothing else...
SIGN    "Special Love Ritual"
[00:48] M
    Yes! This is a touching
    documentary of love and bonding!
[00:53] M
    Behold! Their bond is
    about to reach its climaxー
[00:59] M
    And so the thirteenth
    Star Child was born.
[01:08] M
    She was just born, but she's already
     the center of attention.
[01:11] I
    Yeah, but isn't she a little bit different
    from the other Star Children?
[01:17] M
    Actually, she's clearly different.
[01:19] I
    Hey, Alfie, is she...
[01:22] I
    Alfie?!
[01:23] M
    What's wrong?
[01:26] I
    Looks like she's a little tired.
[01:29] I
    She'll be fine, so keep
    getting to know each other.
[01:32] M
    Yeah, communication is the
    first step to team work!
[01:34] M
    Okay!
[01:40] M
    Unbelievable! How did you not notice
     Alfie was in such bad shape?!
[01:44] I
    You don't care about her anymore
    now that you're done with her?
[01:47] M
    It's not like that!
[01:51] Alfie
    Sentimental journey...
[02:00] Alfie
    Sentimenー
[02:07] N
    My king,
[02:08] N
    the child is born.
[02:11] S
    I see.
[02:12] S
    It is finally the time to reveal the truth.
[02:16] S
    Summon him here.
[02:18] N
    Yes, my lord.
[03:54] M
    I've told you so many times!
[03:56] M
    It's important to follow up
    after you're done!
[04:00] I
    I understand that now.
[04:02] M
    Is that right?
[04:04] I
    I'm no match for Mana-sensei, who's had
    hundreds of successful relationships.
[04:08] I
    Still, I'm surprised there's something
    similar to Christmas in this world.
[04:14] M
    Do you miss the world of Sola?
[04:17] I
    Just a little bit.
[04:22] M
    Over there!
[04:24] M
    I'll stop by the used book store!
[04:26] M
    Master Pervert Baron's first editions
    might be waiting to be found!
[04:31] I
    Don't stay there for too long.
[04:33] I
    I'll be close by.
[04:35] M
    I know!
[04:38] I
    What should I do?
[04:41] [SONG] TS
    Idol Goods Shop
[04:42] I
    Idol goods shop?
[04:44] I
    Maybe I'll find something
    that Alfie will like.
[04:48] I
    Why do they have so many Sola idol goods?
[04:51] I
    Not only that...
SIGN    Seeking
SIGN    Love
[04:54] [SONG] I
    Double-Sided Folder
[04:54] [SONG] I
    One-Sided Folder
[04:56] I
    Excuse me, could you recommend something
[04:59] ---
    for an 80s idol present?
SIGN    Idols4life
[05:02] Employee
    You must be an enthusiast!
[05:03] Employee
    I think the Sweet Class of '82
     would be a good choice.
[05:06] I
    I-I see...
[05:08] Employee
    Thanks for coming!
[05:09] Employee
    Say hi to your girlfriend for me!
[05:13] I
    The employee strongly recommended it...
[05:16] I
    but I wonder if Alfie will really like it?
[05:19] N
    Itsuki!
[05:21] I
    Narcisstes?
[05:23] N
    The king has something important to tell you.
[05:25] N
    Please come with me.
[05:27] I
    Something important?
[05:29] M
    Yahoo!
[05:30] M
    I've finally found it!
[05:32] M
    A first edition of Master Pervert Baron's
    legendary masterpiece!
[05:35] M
    I'll show Itsuki...
[05:37] M
    Huh?
[05:38] ---
    Itsuki and Narcisstes...
[05:40] M
    Where are they going?
[05:45] M
    It's starting to snow.
[05:50] S
    I want you to keep what
    I'm about to tell you to yourself.
[05:56] I
    All right.
[05:57] S
    As you already know,
[05:59] S
    sealing the thirteenth phantom
[06:01] ---
    is the only way to reverse
    the chaos of the stars.
[06:05] I
    Yes, so I have to go to the thirteenth labyrinth,
[06:09] ---
    and defeat the thirteenth phantom, right?
[06:16] I
    What is it?
[06:18] I
    Is there something I need to
    know about the thirteenth phantom?
[06:21] N
    You can't defeat the thirteenth phantom the way
    you did the previous Impurity Lords.
[06:27] I
    What's so different about the thirteenth phantom?!
[06:30] N
    The thirteenth phantom is...
[06:33] M
    Itsuki!
[06:35] M
    This is the first edition of Master
    Pervert Baron's legendary masterpiece!
[06:38] M
    Its title is "The Thirteenth
    Reality!" I finally got it!
[06:44] M
    Darn, it's a word off.
[06:46] M
    Anyway, where's Itsuki?
[06:49] S
    According to the ancient documents,
    the thirteenth phantom cannot be defeated.
[06:53] I
    Can't be defeated?
[06:55] I
    Are you saying that I can't
    defeat the thirteenth phantom?
[06:58] N
    However, a method of sealing
    the thirteenth phantom...
[07:03] N
    A certain ritual was
    recorded in the documents.
[07:07] N
    It is the Ritual of the Great Star Ward.
[07:10] I
    Ritual of the Great Star Ward?
[07:12] I
    Does that mean I should offer
    a Star Ward like before?
[07:16] I
    But where's the Star Ward
    of the thirteenth phantom?
[07:20] M
    Are you here?
[07:22] M
    Here?
[07:24] M
    Don't tell me he already went
    to find the thirteenth phantom!
[07:28] M
    Where did you go?
[07:30] M
    The only place left is... over there?
[07:32] M
    There he is!
[07:34] S
    The Great Star Ward is
    not just any Star Ward.
[07:38] Mana
    Say it two more times!
[07:39] Mana
    Sound natural!
[07:43] S
    The Great Star Ward refers to
    the Visitor with twelve emblems.
[07:48] S
    In other words, it is you.
[07:53] I
    Are you saying that,
    in order to seal the thirteenth phantom,
[07:58] I
    I have to be the sacrifice?
[08:02] I
    I'm... the sacrifice?
[08:05] I
    I-Is there any other way?
[08:09] N
    There...
[08:11] S
    ...isn't.
[08:12] M
    What?!
[08:13] M
    Itsuki has to become the sacrifice
    to seal the thirteenth phantom?!
[08:18] M
    Yay! I've achieved my goal of repeating
    important things thirteen times!
[08:30] M
    Itsuki... is the sacrifice?
[08:35] M
    He'll be the sacrifice...
[08:37] M
    The sacrifice...
[08:42] I
    What should I do after hearing that?
[08:47] I
    What should I...
[08:48] M
    Itsuki! There you are!
[08:51] M
    Did you bring a girl over to the castle?
[08:54] M
    That castle is the king's castle!
[08:56] M
    It's not a love hotel by
    a highway interchange!
[08:59] M
    You're a player as usual!
[09:01] I
    Hey, Mana...
[09:03] I
    Please leave me alone for now.
[09:32] I
    Everybody...
[09:34] I
    seems so happy...
[09:37] I
    They're having so much fun...
[09:44] I
    It's so beautiful, but...
[09:49] I
    I'm the only one who can protect this world.
[09:57] M
    Itsuki...
[09:59] M
    Itsuki is going to die?
[10:04] I
    What should I do?
[10:06] I
    What exactly should I do?
[10:08] Child
    Yay! Thank you, daddy!
[10:11] Child
    I love you, daddy!
[10:13] Dad
    I love you, too.
[10:15] I
    Oh, I have to buy something for everyone.
[10:20] M
    N-No, Itsuki!
[10:22] M
    That's a death flag! Don't trigger death flags!
[11:28] Mahiru
    What a nice view!
[11:31] Mahiru
    Look over there!
[11:33] I
    This is a present for you.
[11:35] Mahiru
    Huh? Why?
[11:37] I
    Well, it's Christmas.
[11:39] I
    Also, you've helped me with
    so many things over the years.
[11:42] Mahiru
    Wow, I'm getting goosebumps!
[11:44] I
    Hey, it shouldn't be a surprise...
[11:47] I
    Never mind.
[11:49] Mahiru
    Huh? Is someone angry?
[11:52] I
    Am not.
[11:54] ---
    Can I open it?
[11:59] Mahiru
    This is...
[12:00] I
    The one I gave you before
    is all worn out, so...
[12:08] I
    Yeah, that's the one.
[12:09] I
    It's all ragged.
[12:11] I
    The chain's about to break, too.
[12:13] I
    You'll lose it again.
[12:15] I
    I won't be able to help you find it anymore.
[12:18] (Flashback) ---
    Found it!
[12:19] (Flashback) ---
    I found it, Mahiru!
[12:22] Mahiru
    I-I like it the way it is!
[12:25] Mahiru
    I've been carrying it the whole time.
[12:27] Mahiru
    Only as a charm, of course!
[12:29] I
    Oh?
[12:31] I
    Then you don't need it?
[12:34] Mahiru
    I'll have this, too!
[12:37] Mahiru
    Thanks, Itsuki.
[12:39] ---
    It's nothing.
[12:43] I
    Hey, Mahiru.
[12:46] I
    I made you a promise, right?
[12:47] I
    That we'll be together like
    this even when we grow up.
[12:51] Mahiru
    Yeah, but that's just a childhood promiseー
[12:54] I
    I still feel the same way.
[12:57] I
    No matter what, I'll be with you.
[13:00] I
    In your heart.
[13:02] Mahiru
    Itsuki?
[13:03] I
    Well, no matter what happens...
[13:06] ---
    think of that as me.
[13:10] Mahiru
    The zombie?
[13:12] I
    I made it as a good luck
    charm so that you can
[13:15] ---
    return to our world, even by yourself...
[13:18] I
    A talisman of sorts...
[13:21] Mahiru
    Geez, what are you saying?
[13:23] Mahiru
    We're going back together, right?
[13:26] I
    Mahiru...
[13:28] M
    Itsuki!
[13:31] M
    Yuge Itsuki!
[13:32] I
    Yes?
[13:33] M
    Let's get back to Japan together!
[13:35] I
    Huh?
[13:36] M
    But before that, for me...
[13:39] M
    For me...
[13:41] M
    Is there nothing for me?!
[13:57] I
    Alfie is...
[13:59] I
    Not here.
[14:05] I
    How are you feeling?
[14:07] Alfie
    I feel a lot better now.
[14:11] I
    I made this for you.
[14:13] I
    I hope it'll make you feel better.
[14:15] Alfie
    Wow! It looks tasty!
[14:21] Alfie
    And I'm feeling so energetic!
[14:23] ---
    I'm glad.
[14:25] I
    Anyway, you've increased your collection.
[14:28] Alfie
    Yes, it's my way of escaping reality.
[14:32] I
    Escaping reality?
[14:34] Alfie
    When I see these,
    I can forget about reality.
[14:41] I
    Oh, right.
[14:42] I
    These are Christmas presents for you.
[14:45] Alfie
    Really? What did you get?
[14:48] I
    I don't know if you'll like them.
SIGN    Idol4life
[14:51] Alfie
    This is Ire-neko?!
SIGN    Name: Neko-kichi Born: June 26, 1981
SIGN    Permanent Residence: 8-22 Oaza, Amberjack Town, Marlin City, Whale Prefecture
SIGN    Address: Chuo District Behind a Tiny Theater, Tokyo
[14:51] [SONG] TS
    Void if petted
SIGN    Driver
    License
SIGN    License Conditions: Do not hold the wheel with tail No catnip while driving
[14:54] I
    I didn't really get it,
[14:56] ---
    but the guy at the idol shop
    strongly recommended those.
[15:00] Alfie
    It's a really rare item, and I've
    wanted it for the longest time!
[15:04] Alfie
    Thank you so much, Itsuki-san!
[15:07] I
    That's a relief.
[15:08] I
    How about another sip of the soup?
[15:11] Alfie
    Sure!
[15:13] Alfie
    Sorry for causing so much trouble.
[15:18] I
    No, I was wondering if
    your Love Ritual with me
[15:21] ---
    is the reason you're not feeling well.
[15:23] Alfie
    Huh?
[15:24] I
    And it felt like the
    Star Child you bore
[15:28] ---
    is a bit different compared
    to the other Star Children.
[15:35] M
    There's just nothing for me!
[15:40] Alfie
    Itsuki-san, everything has to do
    with what I'm about to tell you.
[15:46] M
    Alfie must be getting a present now, too!
[15:49] M
    What are they talking about?
[15:51] Alfie
    I...
[15:53] ---
    was born to a Visitor
[15:56] ---
    who came to this world and
    a maiden 30 years ago.
[16:00] M
    What? Alfie is the child of
    a Visitor and a maiden?!
[16:04] Alfie
    But one day, the maiden who gave birth
    to me was killed by an Impurity.
[16:09] Alfie
    They feared I would be targeted
    too, so they let me escape...
[16:14] Alfie
    Saying that I was a special child...
[16:18] I
    A special child?
[16:20] I
    Does that mean...
[16:22] Alfie
    I'm a special Star Child, born
    with the power of the maidens.
[16:27] I
    You are?!
[16:28] M
    What? Alfie is the child of
    a Visitor and a maiden?!
[16:32] M
    But she's so pretty for a Star Child.
[16:36] M
    I thought Star Children
    would remain children...
[16:40] Alfie
    But I no longer have the
    powers of a Star Child.
[16:44] Alfie
    My immortality and strength
    as a warrior are both gone.
[16:47] I
    Is it because you performed
    a Love Ritual with me?
[16:51] Alfie
    No! Don't worry about it.
[16:54] Alfie
    I've lost my powers,
     but I used to be a Star Child.
[16:58] Alfie
    That's why I'm prepared to do
    anything to defend you, a Visitor.
[17:02] Alfie
    Even if I lose my life...
[17:06] Alfie
    Tears aren't decorations.
[17:09] I
    Alfie?
[17:13] Alfie
    The JPOP Best Top 10!
[17:15] Alfie
    This week's number one is...
[17:17] TS
    This Week's Top Ten Total Points
[17:19] [SONG] TS
    Naked Season
    
    Alfie
SIGN     Want to Talk to You
    
    Yuzuha
SIGN     Granvania Winters
    
    Ruka
[17:19] Alfie
    Naked Season by me, Alfie!
[17:23] Alfie
    Fresh, fresh, heart beam!
[17:26] Alfie
    Top 10
[17:29] Alfie
    The I in idol...
[17:33] Alfie
    is the I in "I love you!"
[17:36] Alfie
    After all, Alfie is
[17:39] Alfie
    thirty!
[17:40] Alfie
    So...
[17:44] Alfie
    When I see you like that...
[17:46] Alfie
    I feel... good.
[17:50] ---
    Yeah?
[17:52] Alfie
    My fingers don't sink
    while using a paper piano!
[17:57] Alfie
    Itsuki...
[18:00] I
    What is that? What's going on?
[18:03] Alfie
    But you've gotta do it!
[18:06] Alfie
    You've gotta do it!
[18:08] Alfie
    You've gotta do it!
[18:09] Alfie
    Come on, you too, Itsuki!
[18:13] I
    You've gotta do it...
[18:15] Both
    You've gotta do it!
[18:17] Both
    You've gotta do it!
[18:19] Both
    You've gotta do it!
[18:21] Both
    You've gotta do it!
[18:22] Both
    You've gotta do it!
[18:30] I
    I never knew how strong
    Alfie's determination was...
[18:38] I
    I've... gotta do it!
[18:49] M
    Itsuki... You've finally made up your mind...
[18:56] M
    No, I can't be crying...
[18:59] M
    Even thought I didn't get anything.
[19:02] M
    He needs me more than ever!
[19:06] M
    Oh, you're back already?
[19:10] I
    Welcome back.
[19:11] I
    I've been waiting for you.
[19:12] M
    What now?
[19:15] M
    What's that look?
[19:17] I
    I've been waiting.
[19:20] I
    Here's your Christmas present.
[19:24] M
    What? Just a candy?
[19:26] M
    Y-You're treating me like I'm a child!
[19:28] I
    No,
[19:30] ---
    I know that's not enough.
[19:33] I
    Let me confirm something first.
[19:36] I
    You're in the girl category, right?
[19:39] M
    What? Of course!
[19:41] M
    What are you saying after all this timeー
[19:46] I
    Mana, thank you for supporting
    me in so many ways.
[19:53] M
    Um...
[19:56] M
    You're not going to tell me
    to give birth to your child, are you?!
[20:02] I
    Yes.
[20:05] I
    Aren't I good enough... for you?
[20:10] M
    N-No, you are...
[20:13] M
    No, don't look!
[20:15] M
    I'm embarrassed!
[20:17] I
    No, you're cute, Mana.
[20:23] I
    Come now...
[20:23] I
    I'm moving your tail away.
[20:26] M
    I'm so embarrassed!
[20:28] M
    I'm also... feeling... good...
[20:42] M
    Is this...
[20:43] M
    the last time I'll see you asleep?
[21:18] M
    Itsuki?
[21:20] ---
    Don't tell me he's gone!
[21:23] M
    Itsuki! Don't go on your own!
[21:25] M
    We just spent the night together!
[21:29] M
    How many times did I tell you that
    it's important to follow up after you're done?
[21:33] I
    Oh, it's a nice day.
[21:34] I
    Good morning, Mana.
[21:37] M
    M-Morning, I-Ikkun.
[21:41] I
    Hey, Mana, I decided to go today.
[21:45] M
    Huh? Go where?
[21:48] I
    To seal the thirteenth phantom.
[21:50] M
    I-I see.
[21:55] I
    All right, let's go!
SIGN    Are You Going to Tell Me That You Want Me to Have Your Child
SIGN    Give Birth to My Child!
[23:37] M
    Ba-bam!

12 - Give Birth to My Child!

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[00:10] M
    Ritual of the Great Star Ward?
[00:12] S
    The Star Ward offered to the thirteenth phantom,
[00:15] ---
    the last remaining Impurity,
    is the Great Star Ward.
[00:18] S
    This ward is the Visitor, Itsuki, himself.
[00:22] M
    Hold on! What will happen to Itsuki, then?
[00:25] N
    He will be sealed together
    with the thirteenth phantom,
[00:30] N
    for all eternity.
[00:32] M
    How can that be?
[00:33] Arie
    And you're telling us to perform that ritual?
[00:35] R
    Are you serious?
[00:36] S
    Granvania will be doomed unless you do.
[00:40] N
    Itsuki has accepted becoming
    the Great Star Ward.
[00:44] N
    This is also what he wants.
[00:47] M
    That can't be...
[00:50] M
    Itsuki!
[00:51] I
    About the Ritual of the Great Star Ward...
[00:54] I
    I'm gonna have to pass.
[00:56] Alfie
    Why the sudden change of heart?
[00:57] Mana
    It's because he now has
    something really special!
[01:01] Mana
    Right, Ikkun?
[01:03] I
    Ikkun?
[01:04] Alfie
    Huh?
[01:05] Virgo
    They're getting along strangely well.
[01:08] Cancer
    Did something happen?
[01:09] Scorpio
    They've done it, for sure.
[01:11] Sagittarius
    That's why she's acting like a girlfriend.
[01:14] I
    I want to fight to the end.
[01:17] Alfie
    You have my support.
[01:19] I
    Thank you, Alfie.
[01:23] Mana
    You have me, so you'll be fine!
[01:36] Mana
    I'm impressed that you made up
    your mind to fight the phantom.
[01:39] I
    If I sacrificed myself,
    Granvania would be saved.
[01:43] I
    That would be the safe choice.
[01:45] I
    But...
[01:49] I
    I want to live longer.
[01:51] Mana
    Yes! We have a happy life and a
    happy home waiting for us!
[01:56] I
    Huh?
[01:57] I
    Right...
[01:59] I
    I have to fight hard for my future.
[02:01] I
    Why did you come with me, Mana?
[02:03] Mana
    Oh, come on! Do you even have to ask?
[02:06] Mana
    You're so silly!
[02:07] Mana
    When I was given such a passionate embrace,
[02:09] Mana
    the ladybug within me came out
     and started dancing samba!
[02:13] I
    Ladybug?
[02:14] Mana
    We're already two as one.
[02:17] Mana
    If you're going, then I'll follow
    you to the ends of the earth!
[02:20] I
    I see. Thank you, Mana.
[02:23] ---
    Ooh...
[02:25] Mana
    Those words went right through my uterus!
[02:28] Mana
    I'm all yours now.
[02:31] Mana
    My heart and soul belong to you, Ikkun!
[02:40] I
    I can feel it from here.
[02:42] Mana
    Yeah, I can feel it pulsing through me, too!
[02:52] I
    The thirteenth phantom!
[02:54] I
    I'll defeat you, and live in the future!
[02:58] I
    What?!
[03:00] Mana
    Ikkun!
[03:06] I
    I'm all right.
[03:07] Mana
    Ikkun...
[03:10] Taurus
    Is Visitor-sama going to be all right?
[03:13] Libra
    Maybe we should've gone with him.
[03:15] Leo
    Should we go after him?
[03:16] Aquarius
    Yeah!
[03:17] Alfie
    No, we have instructions from Itsuki-san.
[03:20] (Flashback) I
    Please protect everyone, guys.
[03:23] (Flashback) I
    Alfie, please take care of the kids.
[03:26] (Flashback) Alfie
    Yes, please leave it to me!
[03:28] I
    The woman I love the most, Alfie.
[03:32] I
    Take care of the proof of our love,
[03:34] I
    he said!
[03:36] Gemini
    He didn't say that, did he?
[03:37] Scorpio
    My mom is Reone, not Alfie.
[03:40] Leo
    I'm Femiruna's child.
[03:42] Virgo
    Mahiru is my mom.
[03:44] Alfie
    Don't worry about the details!
[03:46] Alfie
    You have to capture the true meaning.
[03:49] Alfie
    This must be what housewives feel
[03:51] ---
    while waiting for their
    husbands to come home!
[03:53] Sagittarius
    A housewife is someone who cheats?
[03:56] Taurus
    They seduce their husband's boss,
     and neighbors, and stuff?
[04:00] Pisces
    Alfie is a housewife, so she's a seductress?
[04:02] Alfie
    Housewives do not cheat on their husbands!
[04:05] Alfie
    Who taught you something so ridiculous?
[04:07] All
    The raccoon who was acting like a lover!
[04:10] Alfie
    Sparkle!
[04:11] Alfie
    She needs to get exorcised
    when she gets back.
[04:15] S
    There's not much time remaining.
[04:17] N
    Yes.
[04:18] N
    We must begin the Ritual of the
    Great Star Ward right away.
[04:21] M
    But...
[04:22] S
    If you don't, this world will
    be filled with Impurities
[04:26] S
    and you will not be able to
    return to your home in Sola!
[04:34] Reone
    Mahiru.
[04:50] Mahiru
    We, the powers that
    transcend time and space,
[04:52] Mahiru
    hereby terminate the path of chaos.
[04:57] I
    Damn it, my attacks aren't
    even scratching it!
[05:01] Mana
    Let's run, and live somewhere quiet together!
[05:05] I
    I can't do that.
[05:07] I
    I have to stop it, no matter what it takes.
[05:09] I
    What's this?
[05:09] Mana
    Could it be the Ritual of the Great Star Ward?
[05:17] M
    Light is now filled.
[05:19] M
    Darkness now be eliminated.
[05:21] Mana
    Ikkun! No! No!
[05:24] M
    I command the law of the universe.
[05:27] M
    Turn this soul into the Great Star Ward,
[05:29] M
    and send the chaos into eternal sleep...
[05:31] M
    Sleep...
[05:35] S
    What's wrong?
[05:36] S
    Continue with the ritual!
[05:38] M
    I can't do this!
[05:41] M
    I can't sacrifice Itsuki!
[05:47] Mana
    Ikkun!
[05:48] I
    What happened?
[05:49] Mana
    The ritual was stopped!
[05:51] ---
    Ikkun!
[06:00] S
    You couldn't do it, after all?
[06:02] M
    I'm sorry, but I don't
    want to sacrifice Itsuki!
[06:06] M
    Is there any other way?
[06:08] M
    Even if the world is saved,
    it's pointless if Itsuki is gone!
[06:12] S
    Well, Narcisstes?
[06:14] N
    There may be one way...
[06:16] N
    Mirei.
[06:17] Mirei
    While I was going through
    the documents in the castle,
[06:20] Mirei
    I discovered in an ancient document
    inside the library which said...
[06:24] Mirei
    "If the Visitor is able to truly
    bond with all the maidens,"
[06:28] Mirei
    "the power to rid the world of
    Impurities can be obtained."
[06:31] N
    There wasn't any more detail
     in the document.
[06:37] N
    It is close to a hopeless dream.
[06:39] M
    But we may not have to sacrifice
    Itsuki if we are able to do that.
[06:43] N
    It's too much of a gamble.
[06:45] S
    But we have to give it a try.
[06:47] S
    Maidens, please help out Itsuki
[06:51] S
    and save this world!
[06:55] I
    Yes, thank you!
[06:57] I
    Let's go, everybody!
[07:00] N
    Are you sure about this?
[07:02] N
    I share their desire not to sacrifice the Visitor.
[07:08] Alfie
    What's going on?
[07:09] Virgo
    Get ready, everyone!
[07:11] Leo
    The presence of a powerful Impurity...
[07:13] Scorpio
    It's coming!
[07:27] Alfie
    That's the thirteenth phantom.
[07:30] Alfie
    This thing came out,
    so that means Itsuki-san is...
[07:34] Virgo
    It's our turn.
[07:36] Leo
    We have our instructions from Visitor-sama.
[07:39] Scorpio
    We'll protect this country from them!
[07:41] Rasaru
    I-I...
[07:44] Capri
    You protect Alfie.
[07:46] Capri
    We'll defeat that thing.
[07:49] M
    He's right.
[07:51] Alfie
    You guys...
[07:53] Arie
    Please let us help, too.
[07:55] Reone
    We cherish Granvania just as much.
[07:59] M
    We won't sacrifice Itsuki.
[08:02] M
    We're here to support him!
[08:23] Alfie
    The maidens' and Star Childrens'
    powers have synchronized.
[08:49] I
    Mana!
[08:50] I
    You saved me!
[08:52] Mana
    This is... a piece of cake.
[08:55] I
    The Ritual of the Great Star Ward failed?
[08:58] Mana
    The maidens must have stopped it.
[09:01] I
    Mahiru and the others?
[09:03] I
    Then what should we do
    about the thirteenth phantom?
[09:07] Mana
    There's only one thing to do.
[09:10] Mana
    You have to defeat it.
[09:13] Mana
    I won't tell you to save Granvania, but...
[09:19] Mana
    please fight for the people
    you want to protect.
[09:22] I
    Mana...
[09:23] Mana
    This is the last thing I can do for you.
[09:27] I
    The last thing? Don't say that!
[09:29] [SONG] TS
    Red Softshell
    Turtle Juice
[09:35] Mana
    Oops!
[09:37] Mana
    This is what I was saving to invigorate
    you for our first night together!
[09:43] Mana
    I "borrowed" this from Shangri-La.
[09:45] Mana
    It's to save the world!
[09:47] I
    I can always count on you, Mana.
[09:50] Mana
    Behind every great man,
     there's a great woman.
[09:53] I
    All right, let's go!
[10:00] Mecha1
    No, this isn't working at all!
[10:02] Mecha2
    What's with this guy?
[10:03] Mecha3
    No fair!
[10:15] M
    Itsuki!
[10:16] Alfie
    Itsuki-san!
[10:18] I
    Are you all right?
[10:18] M
    That's our line!
[10:20] M
    You made up your mind about the
     Great Star Ward and stuff all on your own!
[10:23] M
    What were you thinking?
[10:25] I
    I'm so sorry.
[10:27] I
    But I don't want to become
    the Great Star Ward.
[10:31] I
    I want to be with all of you!
[10:33] Mana
    Wanna do it with you all!
[10:36] M
    W-Well, looks like you feel bad
    about it, so I'll forgive you...
[10:41] M
    Right?
[10:48] I
    We'll just have to defeat
    the thirteenth phantom now.
[10:52] I
    Everyone, please lend me your strength!
[11:08] Mecha1
    I won't let you do it!
[11:10] Mecha2
    We will...
[11:11] Mecha3
    protect the maidens!
[11:19] M
    Itsuki!
[11:36] Alfie
    I'm glad... I was able to protect you.
[11:46] I
    Get yourself together, Alfie!
[11:48] Alfie
    I'm glad that I was able to protect you.
[11:52] ---
    Now I've fulfilled my duty as a Star Child.
[11:55] I
    It's nothing to be glad about!
[11:57] I
    We'll heal your wound.
[11:59] I
    Mana, give me more of the potion you gave me!
[12:01] Mana
    I'm sorry, Alfie is already...
[12:03] I
    What do you mean? Just give me more!
[12:06] Alfie
    No...
[12:08] Alfie
    Don't.
[12:10] Alfie
    Don't worry about me.
[12:14] Alfie
    I'm sure this is what I've been living for.
[12:19] Alfie
    I was born as a Star Child,
[12:21] Alfie
    became a maiden,
[12:23] Alfie
    and I was able to protect you, Itsuki-san.
[12:28] Alfie
    This is too much happiness for me.
[12:29] I
    How can this be happiness?!
[12:32] I
    There's... There's so much more...
[12:35] I
    This is only a start for us!
[12:36] Alfie
    Itsuki-san...
[12:39] Alfie
    Then make me happier.
[13:00] Alfie
    You really did it.
[13:02] Alfie
    This is the happiest I could possibly be.
[13:07] I
    Alfie...
[13:08] Alfie
    Itsuki-san, you taught me
    what it feels like to be in love.
[13:14] Alfie
    Thank you...
[13:32] M
    No way!
[13:33] Arie
    Alfie-san!
[13:34] Reone
    Alfie!
[13:39] I
    Thirteenth phantom...
[13:43] I
    I'll never forgive you!
[13:49] Mirei
    The emblem of Ophiuchus.
[13:52] Mirei
    Alfie...
[13:54] Mirei
    You were thinking about
    Itsuki to the very end.
[13:57] M
    I want to be of help to Itsuki, too!
[14:06] R
    We're with you, too!
[14:08] Arie
    We'll fight together!
[14:10] Ruka
    I'll help out to the end!
[14:12] Ferumina
    Hurry and beat that thing!
[14:15] Tarua
    I don't want it to destroy everything!
[14:17] Lillith
    I'll do anything to prevent that!
[14:20] Lilly
    Let's kick its ass!
[14:22] Suu
    I also... want to... protect animals...
[14:26] Farun
    I won't be able to travel
    if the world is destroyed!
[14:29] Collette
    Nor bake bread!
[14:32] Yuzuha
    I won't be able to draw...
[14:34] Mirei
    We all love this country.
[14:38] Mahiru
    Accept all our feelings!
[14:53] I
    Combine!
[15:09] Mirei
    The Visitor, maidens, and the proof
    of their love, the Star Children, became one!
[15:13] Arie
    That is the power to defeat the Impurity!
[15:15] M
    Itsuki! Go for it!
[15:17] I
    Combined Mecha Beam!
[15:25] Arie
    That's the true form of the thirteenth phantom!
[15:28] Reone
    How unsightly!
[15:32] 13
    Visitor, why do you reject me?
[15:37] Mirei
    The phantom... spoke?
[15:40] 13
    Answer me. Why do you reject me?
[15:44] I
    Because you're an Impurity!
[15:46] 13
    That's right.
[15:48] 13
    I am an Impurity. The destroyer
    of everything in this world.
[15:53] 13
    However, you humans created me.
[15:57] I
    Shut up!
[15:58] 13
    The act of love by humans...
[16:01] 13
    It is also the act of defiling
    others with your own hands.
[16:05] 13
    That is me, Impurity!
[16:11] Mana
    Itsuki!
[16:13] 13
    Visitor, I want to see you struggle.
[16:22] 13
    Fear not.
[16:24] 13
    You must have also felt joy
     and comfort in defiling others...
[16:29] 13
    when you defiled the maidens over there!
[16:38] 13
    Come, accept me.
[16:42] 13
    Become one with me,
    and defile every corner of this world!
[16:49] 13
    Come, hurry and accept me!
[16:56] I
    Like hell!
[16:59] I
    You may be right that loving
    someone means to defile them.
[17:04] I
    But that's not all!
[17:06] I
    Because I came to like them.... because
    I loved them, the Star Children were born!
[17:12] I
    If humans' love gives birth to Impurities,
[17:14] I
    then Star Children are born
    as hope to get rid of them!
[17:18] I
    That's what Alfie
[17:20] I
    and everyone taught me!
[17:26] M
    Itsuki...
[17:32] Rasaru
    Alfie...
[17:48] I
    Rasaru!
[18:25] Virgo
    Visitor-sama, leave the rest to us.
[18:28] Leo
    This is our duty.
[18:35] Rasaru
    Thank you for giving birth to me.
[18:39] All
    Visitor-sama, thank you
    for giving birth to us!
[18:46] All
    Bye-bye!
[18:49] I
    You guys...
[19:14] M
    Are you having a hard
    time deciding what to do?
[19:17] I
    Yeah.
[19:19] M
    I'm not surprised.
[19:21] M
    I'm going back, though.
[19:24] M
    I want to see Dad and Mom,
[19:27] M
    and the other world is where I belong.
[19:30] M
    Although, it's sad to leave everyone.
[19:33] M
    You should do what you want.
[19:34] M
    There must be reasons for
    you to want to remain here.
[19:39] I
    Mahiru.
[19:41] I
    I'm going back, too.
[19:42] M
    Are you sure?
[19:44] I
    Yeah.
[19:46] I
    I've already fulfilled my duty.
[20:00] I
    Sorry. We've decided to return home.
[20:04] M
    You guys found out.
[20:09] Arie
    This is what you two have decided.
[20:12] Arie
    We'll see you off with a smile.
[20:14] Reone
    It's unfortunate, but
    I don't blame you for it.
[20:17] Mirei
    I wanted to research more about
    the existence of Visitors.
[20:21] Ruka
    Well... Take care of yourselves.
[20:25] Farun
    But maybe I'll see you again in my journey!
[20:28] Lillith
    That's not very likely...
[20:31] Lilly
    I guess we'll never meet again.
[20:34] Suu
    Bye-bye... It was fun.
[20:37] Tarua
    This is a letter from everyone.
[20:41] Yuzuha
    I drew a picture. Please take it with you.
[20:44] Collette
    This is freshly baked
    bread. Please try it!
[20:47] Femiruna
    Y-You guys... uh...
[20:51] Femiruna
    Bleh! Bleh! Bleh!
[20:54] I
    Thank you so much, everyone!
[20:57] M
    See you!
[21:04] Ruka
    I don't want to say goodbye!
[21:07] Tarua
    Me, too!
[21:08] Farun
    Me, too!
[21:09] Suu
    I don't want goodbye, either!
[21:12] Reone
    Wait, everybody!
[21:13] Collette
    Let's open a bakery together!
[21:15] Lillith
    We can form a comedic trio!
[21:17] Femiruna
    Bleh! Bleh! Bleh!
[21:19] Arie
    That's cheating, you guys!
[21:21] Mirei
    Let me research you a bit more!
[21:23] Yuzuha
    I want you to be the model for my paintings!
[21:30] Alfie
    Then, me, too!
[21:32] Mana
    Me, too!
[21:37] I
    Was that...
[21:49] I
    Ow...
[21:51] I
    You're all here?!
[21:56] Mirei
    The gate closed...
[21:58] Mirei
    There's no returning for us.
[21:59] Alfie
    Things will work out!
[22:02] Mana
    Yeah, yeah!
[22:05] I
    Alfie?!
[22:07] I
    And all the Star Children, too!
[22:09] I
    How?
[22:10] Alfie
    Looks like we were revived, somehow!
[22:13] All
    Yeah!
[22:15] I
    Also, who's that?!
[22:17] Mana
    It's Mana.
[22:18] All
    What?!
[22:20] Mana
    I was showered with all your love,
    and the woman within me was awakened!
[22:25] M
    You laid your hands on a raccoon, too?!
[22:27] I
    What do you mean, "too"?
[22:29] I
    I didn't lay my hands on anyone!
[22:31] Alfie
    I got a kiss from him!
[22:37] I
    Oh, that's right...
[22:39] I
    No, more to the point...
     What will we do now?!
[22:43] M
    There's no choice,
[22:45] M
    I guess...
[22:47] M
    Wanna come my house?
[22:49] All
    Yeah!
[23:25] I
    Everyone...
[23:34] I
    Give birth to my child...
[23:36] All
    Yes!
SIGN    Give Birth to My Child!