9 - How Do You Remedy Fetishism? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Comical Psychosomatic Medicine! [00:04] Asuna     There is one hidden difference     between these two images. [00:07] Himeru     Can you tell where it is? [00:10] Ryou     Of course they can tell!     It's not even hidden! SIGN    Episode 9     "How Do You Remedy Fetishism?" [00:14] Asuna     The answer is... [00:17] Asuna     The shape of the leaves! SIGN    Did you notice it? [00:19] Ryou     What?! There's something else on     a completely different level! [00:21] Himeru     Actually, Iyashi-oneechan's hair does     look a bit shorter in this one. [00:26] Asuna     Yeah, now that you mention     it, her hair is... [00:28] Ryou     Is that what your sister looks     like with shorter hair?! [00:31] Asuna     If you didn't notice the leaves,     you have problems paying attention! SIGN    Point [00:36] Ryou     That's an issue of attentiveness?! SIGN    Boom [00:37] Asuna     Okay, then, you're gullible! [00:39] Ryou     Isn't there some other way to put it?! [00:40] Himeru     Then you have such an abnormal     fascination with men in negligee [00:44] Himeru     that you couldn't see anything else. [00:46] Ryou     That's the worst result possible! [00:47] Shitaki     Honestly, why can't you     admit to your mistake? [00:50] ---     That's not manly at all. [00:51] Ryou     Gah! He's in the conversation now! [00:53] Ryou     Also, I don't want to be lectured     about manliness by a guy in negligee! [00:57] Shitaki     But more importantly, who am I?! [00:58] Ryou     That's what I want to know! [01:00] Shitaki     You want to know that badly? [01:02] Ryou     No, not really. [01:07] Asuna     Why does he have my underwear?! SIGN    Slide SIGN    Slide [01:09] Himeru     And my underwear, too! H-He's a pervert! [01:12] Ryou     Um, he was a pervert before that, too. [01:15] Shitaki     Girls' underwear is mine, [01:18] Shitaki     and my underwear is mine! [01:20] Ryou     Are you Gi*n?! [01:22] Shitaki     I wear it on my head, therefore I am! [01:27] Shitaki     I am the king of underwear fetishes, [01:29] Shitaki     Shitaki Fueichi! [01:32] Ryou     Your catch phrase, your name,     and the way you dress [01:34] ---     are all disgusting! [01:35] Asuna     R-Run, Onee-chan! Leave this to me! SIGN    Shove Shove [01:39] Himeru     No! You run first! [01:39] Ryou     Sisterly love in words only... [01:41] Shitaki     Oh, don't worry, ladies. [01:43] Shitaki     I have no interest in the     people who wear these. SIGN    Crack SIGN    Thud SIGN    Spin Spin Spin SIGN    Mmf Mmf [01:48] Iyashi     So, since he's dangerous,     I captured him with my underwear. [01:51] Ryou     Th-Those binds are...?! [01:53] Himeru     Um, is he mentally ill, too? [01:55] Asuna     Surely not! If he's sick,     psychiatry would be a really tough jo— [01:59] Ryou     Well, yes. [02:00] Ryou     He has a disorder known in     psychiatry as "fetishism." SIGN    Fetishism [02:04] Asuna     Psychiatry is a tough job! [02:07] Himeru     Um, that means he has a fetish, right? [02:10] Ryou     Yes. [02:10] Himeru     I-I don't know much about it... [02:12] Himeru     Is it like a foot fetish, bust fetish, [02:14] Himeru     nape-after-a-bath fetish,     navel-showing-under-a-tight-shirt fetish, [02:17] Himeru     or slightly-sweaty-clavicle-on-     a-summer-day fetish? [02:20] Ryou     You don't know much?     I'd say you know too much. [02:23] Himeru     But at what point is it an illness? [02:25] Ryou     This is what the DSM-IV says. SIGN    When intense sexual urges, fantasies,     or behavior toward an inanimate object occur     continually or repeatedly for six months or more. [02:29] Asuna     It has to go on for six months, then? [02:32] Master     I will not recognize you as a fanatic     if you only have a five-month history! [02:34] Master     Come back after washing     your face with a bra! [02:36] Guy     Damn! [02:37] Ryou     The diagnostic criteria aren't a contest     of how long you've been a fanatic! [02:40] Iyashi     Six months, huh? [02:41] Iyashi     Then if it's this type of underwear,     he'd be accepted right away, right? SIGN    I wore these for     six months! -Mizuho [02:45] Guy     How about this, Master?! [02:46] Master     Good. I initiate you into     the art of fetishism. [02:49] Ryou     Secondhand underwear?! [02:49] Ryou     And those "six months"     are totally irrelevant! [02:52] Ryou     What really counts is the     "inanimate object" part. [02:55] Ryou     That means foot fetishes and bust fetishes     are not classified as fetishism. SIGN    Whew [02:59] Asuna     What types are there, then? [03:01] Ryou     There are many, [03:02] Ryou     such as high heels, low heels, stilettos, [03:05] ---     mules, sneakers, pumps, long boots,     fur boots, rain boots, sandals... [03:07] Asuna     Why are they all shoes? [03:09] ---     Are you a shoe fetishist?! SIGN    Today's Theme:     "Fetishism" [03:10] Himeru     Then does anyone who's     excited by an inanimate [03:13] ---     object suffer from fetishism? [03:15] Ryou     Actually, there's one other condition. SIGN    Those sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors cause considerable suffering or interference in the patient's social life and or career. [03:19] Ryou     In other words, if it doesn't     cause problems, then it's fine. [03:21] Himeru     What sorts of problems? [03:23] Ryou     For example... SIGN    I can't get     turned on     unless you     wear a     Chinese     outfit! [03:25] Ryou     Since it's causing problems     in this couple's married life, SIGN    No     way     !! [03:28] ---     it may be diagnosed as an illness... SIGN    You'll wear a Chinese outfit for me? [03:30] Ryou     But there's no problem if     the partner accepts it, SIGN    If it'll make you happy... [03:33] ---     so it's not an illness. [03:34] Asuna     That's the Chinese outfit he meant?! [03:35] Ryou     And some men with underwear     fetishes steal them [03:37] ---     instead of buying them. [03:39] Ryou     That is a problem, of course. [03:40] Asuna     Ah... [03:41] Ryou     But now, underwear can be bought online, [03:44] ---     so it seems there are fewer problems. [03:46] Shitaki     It can't beat the charm of the real thing. [03:48] Shitaki     Our internet-centric     society seems convenient, [03:50] ---     but it's lost something important. [03:51] Ryou     That sounds cool out of context,     but it's really terrible! [03:53] Ryou     You've lost a lot of important things! [03:55] Himeru     What treatment methods are there? SIGN    Today's Theme:     "Fetishism" [03:57] Ryou     According to this book by     the psychiatrist, Kaplan... SIGN    Allow the patient to feel excited by the object until he tires of it. SIGN    Pant Pant Pant [04:05] Asuna     When is he going to get tired of it? [04:07] Ryou     Before he dies, I'm sure... [04:08] Ryou     Kaplan also wrote more on     the subject of treatment. SIGN    Treatment will only help to a certain extent. [04:12] Asuna     So it can never be completely healed, then. [04:14] Ryou     Yes. I guess Dr. Kaplan gave up. [04:17] Ryou     Regardless, why not just avoid stealing, [04:19] Ryou     and find ways to use your fetish     to maximize sexual stimulation? [04:25] Asuna     Thank you for that safe summation. [04:27] Ryou     By the way, [04:28] Ryou     Iyashi-san, is there anything     about men that turns you on? [04:31] Iyashi     Huh? [04:33] Iyashi     Money. [04:35] Ryou     That's not... what I meant... SIGN    If you're too fixated on one     thing, visit the mental clinic! SIGN    This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein     will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first. [04:40] ---