8 - What's a Surefire Way to Remedy an ED? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Comical Psychosomatic Medicine! SIGN    Episode 8     "What's a Surefire     Way to Remedy an ED?" [00:14] Asuna     Hey, Onee-chan, look at all these shells! [00:17] Iyashi     And look at all these moray eels! [00:20] Iyashi     Try and catch them! [00:21] Asuna     Hey! Onee-chan! [00:24] Ryou     Why am I the only one     in a white coat, anyway? [00:27] Ryou     I just look like a pervert. [00:29] Himeru     E-Excuse me... [00:34] Ryou     What is that creature?! SIGN    Sploosh [00:41] Asuna     O-Onee-chan?! [00:43] Iyashi     Himeru? [00:44] Ryou     There's another Kangoshi now?! [00:47] Himeru     I'm embarrassed to be seen, so I was     hiding behind the sea cucumbers... [00:50] Ryou     I'm so embarrassed! [00:51] Ryou     I'm far more embarrassed than you are! [00:52] Iyashi     Come on, Himeru. Introduce yourself. [00:55] Himeru     N-Nice to meet you, Mr. Sea Cucumber. [00:57] Ryou     Who introduces themselves to a sea cucumber?! [00:58] Iyashi     No, no. That's a sea cucumber, too,     but I meant the one in the white coat. [01:03] Ryou     I'm a sea cucumber?! [01:05] Himeru     I hold burning passion in my heart! [01:07] Himeru     I will protect your heart! [01:09] Ryou     A catch phrase?! [01:10] Himeru     I'm the second Kangoshi     daughter, Kangochi Pime! [01:12] Ryou     She said it wrong! [01:13] Asuna     Onee-chan, you came to ask Dr.     Ryou something, didn't you? [01:16] Himeru     Oh, r-right... SIGN    Poing [01:18] Himeru     It's actually about the urinary organs...     Rather, the genital organs... [01:19] [SONG] SFX     Floop SIGN    Poing [01:21] Himeru     A lot of people come to me     for help with ED lately. [01:21] [SONG] SFX     Floop SIGN    Poing [01:23] [SONG] SFX     Floop [01:24] Ryou     Ah, ED, huh? [01:25] Ryou     And don't talk about that     while holding a sea cucumber! [01:27] Himeru     The pervert in the trunks and     white coat is being mean! [01:30] Ryou     Pervert? Me?! [01:31] Iyashi     Yes... [01:32] Iyashi     It is strange that he's wearing trunks. [01:34] Ryou     I'd be more of a pervert     if I weren't wearing them! [01:37] Ryou     Now then, today we'll be     talking about ED once more. SIGN    °The swimsuit fan service is now over.     Thank you for understanding. [01:41] Asuna     Question, Doctor! [01:42] Asuna     At what point is ED considered ED? [01:44] Iyashi     Most likely... SIGN    Is it harder than diamond? SIGN    Can it hammer nails? SIGN    Can it pierce concrete? SIGN    If you answered "No" to any of these → ED [01:46] Ryou     That's too strict! SIGN    •It takes a long time to achieve erection.     •Erection is lost before completing the act.     •Difficult to achieve erection on certain days. [01:47] Ryou     Many people have the wrong idea. [01:49] Ryou     ED doesn't mean one can't     get an erection at all. [01:52] Ryou     Any condition resulting in     low sexual satisfaction, [01:54] Ryou     including these, is considered ED. [01:56] Asuna     Doctor... [01:57] Asuna     This anime has used the word "erection"     more than any adult anime. [02:00] Ryou     It's an episode about     erections! I can't help it! SIGN    We might make the Guinness Book of World Erectords SIGN    Erectords!? [02:02] Himeru     So, what causes ED? SIGN    Physical Causes SIGN    Mental Causes [02:04] [SONG] Text     Causes of ED [02:04] Ryou     There are mental and physical causes. [02:06] Ryou     The most serious causes are physical. SIGN    Physical Causes SIGN    Diabetes • High Blood Pressure     Hyperlipidemia • Stroke     Heart Attack, etc. [02:08] Asuna     What? But those conditions     aren't that common, are they? [02:12] Ryou     Fool! Don't take these lightly! [02:15] Asuna     Who are you now?! [02:16] Ryou     The greatest cause of ED is     said to be arteriosclerosis. SIGN    Normal Blood Arteriosclerosis     Blood flows easily Blood flow restricted [02:20] Ryou     Hardened arteries make already-narrow     blood vessels even narrower, SIGN    Width of Various Arteries SIGN    Genitalia Around the Heart Around the Brain [02:24] Ryou     making erection difficult. SIGN    Shwing [02:26] Ryou     In other words, [02:27] Ryou     if you're prone to ED and you also suffer     from any of these, seek attention! SIGN    Someone in your family has one of these conditions. You don't exercise much. You like sweets. [02:31] Ryou     Don't just brush it off as "in your mind." [02:33] Ryou     Exercise and watch what you eat! Understand?! SIGN    Squeak... [02:36] Ryou     She passed out?! [02:37] Asuna     It's because you're shouting so loud, Doctor. SIGN    Himeru's Heart Genital Arteries [02:40] Asuna     Onee-chan's heart is very small and delicate. [02:43] Ryou     What?! Wait, don't compare     it to genital arteries! SIGN    Mental Causes [02:46] [SONG] Text     •Extreme anxiety     •Work stress     •Mental conditions such as depression [02:46] Ryou     Of course, it may be for     strictly mental reasons. [02:49] Ryou     Things like stress and extreme anxiety     can also restrict blood flow, SIGN    Mental conditions     such as depression SIGN    Extreme Anxiety          Work Stress [02:52] Ryou     making erection difficult. [02:54] Asuna     I see. So either way,     it comes back to blood vessels. [02:57] Asuna     How do you reduce anxiety, then? [02:59] Ryou     The best way is to express you're anxious. [03:02] Asuna     Huh? SIGN    I can't be nervous! [03:03] Ryou     The more you tell yourself not to be     nervous, the more pressure it puts on you. SIGN    Get up! [03:06] Ryou     Stating that you're nervous     will reduce the stress, [03:08] Ryou     making erection easier. SIGN    I'm so nervous... [03:09] Guy     Sorry... I'm so nervous... SIGN    You need an enema? [03:11] Girl     You need an enema? [03:12] Ryou     There's no way she could     mishear him that much. [03:13] Himeru     But you can't tell whether the     cause is mental or physical, right? [03:17] Ryou     No, either way, blood vessels are the [03:19] Ryou     root cause, so there are solutions. SIGN    Viagra     Levitra     Cialis [03:21] Ryou     Yes, when we think of ED, [03:23] Ryou     we think of drugs like [03:25] Ryou     Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis. [03:27] Asuna     But I've often heard that drugs     like these are bad for your heart. [03:31] Ryou     Well, aside from people with     existing heart conditions, [03:34] Ryou     these drugs themselves are     not entirely to blame. [03:36] Ryou     Most effects on the heart     are caused not by the drug [03:39] Ryou     so much as by what you do after taking it. [03:42] Asuna     What would you do after taking it? [03:43] Ryou     You're asking that now? [03:45] Himeru     Can you buy the drugs online? [03:48] Ryou     Well, when drugs are sold online,     it's not uncommon to find fakes. [03:52] Ryou     It's safer to get a prescription     from a medical institution. SIGN    Rule of Paraguay [03:55] Guy     Congratulations! [03:55] Asuna     They sent him Paraguay instead of Viagra... [03:56] All     King! King! King! [03:58] Ryou     A fake that big isn't even possible! SIGN    Paraguay [04:00] Guy     Delivery. [04:01] Himeru     They sent him a chipmunk instead of Cialis... SIGN    Are you mean? [04:03] Ryou     Don't swallow that!     It won't give you an erection! [04:06] Iyashi     They sent him a young, rich, faithful,     handsome young man instead of Levitra. [04:07] Guy     Hi! [04:10] Ryou     Okay, that's not even a pun.     That's just what you wish for. [04:13] Ryou     Regardless, if you're     successful even just once, [04:16] Ryou     it may work out naturally the next time. SIGN    Today's Theme:     "ED"     (Erectile Dysfunction) [04:19] Ryou     Don't stress over it alone.     Start by opening up to someone. [04:22] All     Okay! [04:23] Ryou     By the way, Himeru-san, [04:25] Ryou     what advice would you give to a man     who's too nervous to achieve an erection? [04:29] Himeru     U-Um... [04:32] Himeru     Don't stiffen up so much... [04:35] Ryou     That's a bit contradictory. SIGN    This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein     will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first. SIGN    If you're suffering from contradictions,     visit the mental clinic!