3 - Cognitive Impairment... Is Your Intelligence Okay? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Comical Psychosomatic Medicine! SIGN    Episode 3     "Cognitive Impairment...     Is Your Intelligence Okay?" [00:11] Ryou     Hello, everyone. I'm Ryou the psychologist. [00:14] Asuna     I'm Asuna the nurse. [00:16] Ryou     So, this week's theme is... [00:18] Grandpa     Asuna, is dinner ready yet? [00:21] Ryou     Who is this?! [00:23] Asuna     Now, Grandpa, you just had Pon     de Rngs yesterday, remember? [00:27] Ryou     He can eat something today, too! [00:29] Ryou     Also, just what kinds of meals     does your family serve?! [00:32] Asuna     Oh, Doctor Ryou, this is my     grandpa, Kangoshi Sukizou. [00:36] Asuna     I'm sorry. His dementia     has gotten worse lately... [00:39] Asuna     So would you teach us about dementia today? [00:43] Ryou     What kind of development is that?! [00:44] Ryou     Ahem... Very well. [00:46] Ryou     But, Asuna-san, we don't     call it "dementia" anymore. [00:49] Asuna     Huh? What is it called, then? SIGN    Cognitive Impairment SIGN    Dementia [00:52] Ryou     Cognitive impairment. SIGN    Cognitive Impairment [00:54] Asuna     Cognitive impairment?! [00:56] Girl     Recognize it! [00:57] Girl     The child is yours! [00:58] Ryou     Not that kind of cognition! [01:00] Ryou     Also, your grandpa is way too healthy here! [01:02] Asuna     But, Doctor, at what point is     cognitive impairment a disorder? [01:06] Ryou     Well, to determine that, [01:08] Ryou     in psychiatry, we most commonly use     Hasegawa's scale for screening cognitive impairment. [01:13] Ryou     It asks nine questions, as you can see, [01:15] Ryou     which the patient answers one at a time. [01:18] Asuna     Oh! [01:19] Ryou     So, let's try a few of these questions. [01:22] Both     Okay! SIGN    Question: How old are you? [01:26] Ryou     By the way, how old are you again, Asuna-san? [01:29] Asuna     You mean mentally? [01:31] Asuna     Physically? [01:32] Asuna     Cognitively? [01:34] Asuna     Or age reckoning? [01:36] Ryou     It doesn't matter! Just answer! [01:38] Ryou     And if you have to say "age reckoning,"     you're not young anymore! [01:43] Ryou     She's debating between the cognitive-impaired*     route and her pride as a woman! [01:46] Asuna     Wait, isn't Grandpa the one in question here? [01:49] Asuna     Grandpa, how old are you? [01:50] Ryou     She dodged it! [01:52] Grandpa     I'm 50 years older than Asuna.     Go on, Asuna, tell him. [01:57] Ryou     With a granddaughter like her,     I can totally understand him! [01:59] Asuna     B-But aren't there a lot of     people who'd get this wrong? [02:03] Guy     Wait, am I 45 now? 44? [02:06] Ryou     That's why you're considered correct if you     answer within two years of your true age. [02:10] Asuna     So in psychiatry, it's okay to     lie about your age by two years?! [02:14] Ryou     No, it's not! SIGN    Question: What is the current day,     date, month, and year? [02:20] Grandpa     Every day is Sunday! [02:23] Ryou     Let's try the next one. SIGN    Question: Where are we right now? [02:29] Asuna     In a kingdom with me on the throne! [02:31] Grandpa     In a society with only people who adore me! [02:35] Ryou     You two really do share the same blood. SIGN    Question: Name 10 types of vegetables. [02:41] Grandpa     Shallots, chicory, Osaka napa     cabbage, zucchini, horseradish, [02:46] Grandpa     sprouts, alfalfa, Malabar     spinach, pea sprouts, jute... [02:47] Ryou     Why are you only naming     vegetables no one would know?! [02:49] Ryou     Just say stuff like "radish" and "carrot!" SIGN    Question: You will see five objects, then they     will be hidden. Name the objects you saw. [02:57] Ryou     This is an examination of your memory. [03:00] Ryou     We put five objects in front     of you, then hide them. [03:03] Ryou     It doesn't matter what they are. [03:05] Ryou     A pen, a watch, a personal     seal, or of course, glasses... [03:07] Asuna     What's the hidden object? [03:11] Grandpa     I'm traumatized... [03:13] Ryou     What did you do to your grandpa?! SIGN    Question: Subtract 7 from     100, then subtract it again. [03:20] Grandpa     93! [03:22] Grandpa     And then 86. [03:25] Asuna     Is he right? [03:26] Ryou     You should know! Don't check with me! SIGN    Revised Hasegawa Scale of Cognitive Impairment [03:29] Ryou     And that's all we'll look at today. [03:30] Ryou     If you answered more     questions wrong than right, [03:33] Ryou     you may have a tendency     toward cognitive impairment. SIGN    Cognitive Impairment [03:36] Asuna     How did my grandpa do? [03:39] Ryou     Good question... [03:41] Ryou     Anyway, the loss of memory and cognitive     skill with age is "cognitive impairment." SIGN    Today's Theme:     "Cognitive Impairment" [03:47] Ryou     If you know someone who's     experiencing any of this, [03:50] Ryou     it may be a good idea to     try this test on them. [03:52] Asuna     Yes! [03:53] Ryou     And if a young person shows these tendencies, [03:56] Ryou     there may be a disorder like depression     or schizophrenia beneath the surface, SIGN    Depression SIGN    Schizophrenia Depression [04:02] Ryou     in which case... [04:03] Asuna     Get them to the mental clinic! [04:04] Ryou     Yes. You're getting the idea. [04:06] Asuna     By the way, Doctor, why does     cognitive impairment happen? [04:10] Ryou     Among the writings of the psychopathologist     Nishimaru Shihou, we find this: [04:19] Text     "People develop cognitive impairment     to escape the fear of death." [04:30] Asuna     That's very romantic. [04:31] Ryou     Uh, yeah... I guess it's romantic? SIGN    If you're lacking in romanticism,     visit the mental clinic! SIGN    This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein     will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.