# Season 1
# 1 - How Do You Remedy an ED?
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 1
"How Do You Remedy an ED?"
**[00:12] Asuna**
Hi, nice to meet you!
**[00:14] Asuna**
I'm Nurse Kangoshi Asuna, and I
work at the Yuu Mental Clinic.
**[00:17] Ryou**
And I'm a psychologist, Shinnai Ryou.
**[00:23] Asuna**
The opening animation is only
a service to our viewers.
**[00:25] Asuna**
No sexy doctors or nurses in miniskirts
will appear in this anime.
**[00:29] Ryou**
That's fraud!
**[00:30] Ryou**
Why would you betray their
hopes in the first episode?!
**[00:32] Asuna**
That's a psychologist
for you! Nice comeback!
**[00:34] Ryou**
Comebacks are not a psychologist's job!
**[00:36] Asuna**
Now, we'll be kindly and warmly explaining
psychosomatic diseases in this...
**[00:41] Asuna**
hentai...
**[00:42] Asuna**
anime.
**[00:43] Ryou**
Don't tell the truth in a whisper!
**[00:45] Asuna**
But most people know nothing
about psychosomatic diseases.
**[00:48] Ryou**
Yes, well...
**[00:49] Asuna**
So is there even a need for
psychosomatic medicine?
**[00:52] Asuna**
It's about as useless as
the hole in baumkuchen.
**[00:54] Ryou**
Don't completely deny us our existence!
**[00:56] Ryou**
Also, the hole in baumkuchen is
there because it's baked on a pole!
**[00:59] Ryou**
It's necessary!
**[01:01] Ryou**
Actually, a survey was conducted
among people aged 18 and up
**[01:03] Ryou**
asking if they had ever had any experience
with mental disorders before.
**[01:08] Asuna**
What's a mental disorder?
**[01:10] Ryou**
Mental disorders are conditions of the mind,
***SIGN*** Depression
***SIGN*** Anxiety Disorder
**[01:12] ---**
such as depression, anxiety disorder,
and panic disorder.
***SIGN*** Panic Disorder
***SIGN*** Men
**[01:16] Ryou**
It turned out 16 out of
100 men responded "yes."
**[01:20] Men**
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
**[01:22] Asuna**
There are that many Christs?
**[01:24] Ryou**
Not as in "Yeshua!"
**[01:26] Asuna**
So are the other 84 called Ieyasu?
**[01:29] Ryou**
Tokugawa Ieyasu was not among them!
**[01:31] Ryou**
The average, including male and female
responses, was about one in five.
**[01:34] Asuna**
So in every group of sentai heroes,
one suffers from a mental disorder?
**[01:38] Ryou**
That's your conclusion?!
**[01:39] Asuna**
I think it's most likely the blue one.
**[01:41] Ryou**
Yeah, since he's so blue.
**[01:42] Ryou**
No! Just shut up!
**[01:43] Ryou**
Regardless, mental disorders
are very close to all of us.
**[01:47] Ryou**
So, the theme of episode 1 is...
**[01:52] Girl**
*Dad, are you all right?*
**[01:53] Dad**
*I never told you before, but I'm sick.*
**[01:56] Girl**
*With what?! What kind of sickness?!*
**[01:59] Dad**
*ED.*
**[02:00] Asuna**
That's it!
**[02:01] Asuna**
But what does ED stand for?
**[02:03] Ryou**
ED is short for "erectile dysfunction."
**[02:08] Asuna**
Oh...
**[02:08] Asuna**
I thought it was short for ecchi
dekinai (can't have sex).
**[02:11] Ryou**
What are you saying?!
**[02:12] Ryou**
Then the "ecchi" would just be "H"!
**[02:13] Asuna**
But then it'd be "HD,"
the same as "hard disk!"
**[02:16] Asuna**
And the problem is that it can't get hard...
**[02:19] Ryou**
Just shut up!
**[02:19] Asuna**
Isn't that called "impotence," though?
***SIGN*** Impotence
**[02:23] Ryou**
You really say that with no shame.
**[02:25] Asuna**
Why did the name change?
**[02:26] Ryou**
Because using letters of the
alphabet softens its impression.
**[02:29] Ryou**
Now, there are actually two
broad categories of ED.
**[02:32] Asuna**
I know! The one where you can't get hard,
**[02:34] ---**
and the one where other parts get hard!
**[02:36] Ryou**
What other parts?!
**[02:37] Asuna**
Hmm... Your head?
***SIGN*** Grow
**[02:38] Ryou**
That's terrifying!
**[02:40] Ryou**
One is a type of ED caused by physical
conditions such as diabetes.
**[02:43] Ryou**
The other is psychosomatic ED.
**[02:45] Ryou**
This type has become
increasingly common lately.
**[02:48] Ryou**
Most patients are not actually ill,
**[02:51] Ryou**
and can become erect normally, but just not
during intercourse with certain partners.
**[02:56] Asuna**
I see. So there and more and more people
with psychological ED popping up lately.
**[03:00] Ryou**
"Popping up"?!
**[03:01] Asuna**
So why is it growing so common?
**[03:03] Ryou**
The first possibility is that
they've lost confidence.
**[03:07] Ryou**
The pressure to perform well in bed among
exhaustion from work and day-to-day life
**[03:11] Ryou**
turns into pressure that makes it
even more difficult to perform.
**[03:14] Ryou**
And there's one other concerning reason.
**[03:16] Asuna**
What's that?
**[03:17] Ryou**
When asked about their lifestyles,
**[03:19] Ryou**
most said that they are turned
on primarily by 2D characters.
**[03:23] Asuna**
What?!
**[03:24] Ryou**
I don't intend to make any claims
**[03:25] ---**
about the causal relationship
between that and ED,
***SIGN*** Pant
**[03:28] Ryou**
but when they were shown a nude woman's
photo and a high heel shoe simultaneously,
**[03:32] Ryou**
many experiments resulted in men getting
turned on just by looking at high heels.
**[03:32] [SONG] Text**
Pant Pant
**[03:36] Asuna**
Then if I showed you this picture with
this face, it would turn you on?
**[03:40] Ryou**
It would not!
**[03:40] Ryou**
I can't get turned on by
that face, for starters!
**[03:43] Ryou**
Anyway, if one can be turned
on only by artwork,
**[03:46] Ryou**
the idea that the subject of that artwork
= stimulation is imprinted in him,
**[03:50] Ryou**
and when an actual sexual partner
differs from that image,
**[03:52] Ryou**
it may be difficult for
him to feel turned on.
**[03:55] Asuna**
What should they do, then?
**[03:58] Ryou**
Well, for one, I think getting turned on by
3D partners now and then is a good idea.
**[04:02] Ryou**
They should gradually imprint scenarios as
close as possible to reality in their minds.
**[04:06] Ryou**
Of course, there's also the mental approach,
**[04:08] Ryou**
in the sense of improving
their own confidence.
**[04:10] Ryou**
For example, medicine to reduce anxiety,
**[04:12] Ryou**
or drugs to rectify ED, such as Viagra.
**[04:15] Asuna**
Does Viagra work for the
psychological type, too?
**[04:17] Ryou**
I think the odds are high.
**[04:19] Ryou**
The idea that the medicine will
help may also relax them,
**[04:23] Ryou**
reducing their psychological stress.
**[04:25] Asuna**
I see!
***SIGN*** Today's Theme:
"ED"
(Erectile Dysfunction)
**[04:26] Ryou**
Instead of worrying about it alone,
**[04:27] Ryou**
remember that you have the options
of mental and medical treatment.
**[04:30] Asuna**
Right!
**[04:31] Guy**
Straight line...
**[04:31] Asuna**
By the way, what about people who are
turned on by 1D and 4D subjects?
**[04:33] Guy**
I'll cross space and time
to her younger days!
**[04:36] Guy**
That's a problem in itself.
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
***SIGN*** If your problems are too big,
visit the mental clinic!
**[04:40] ---**
# 2 - At What Point Is a Lolita Complex a Sickness?
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 2
"At What Point is a
Lolita Complex a Sickness?"
**[00:12] Asuna**
Hello! I'm Nurse Asuna, and I
work at the Yuu Mental Clinic.
**[00:16] Ryou**
I'm a psychologist, Ryou.
**[00:19] Asuna**
It's highly possible that you're thinking,
"Wait, I've seen this before,"
**[00:23] Asuna**
in an experience that is called "déjà vu."
**[00:25] Ryou**
That wasn't déjà vu! That was the
exact same opening as last time!
**[00:28] Ryou**
What if you make people think we're in
**[00:30] ---**
some harsh circumstances
after only two episodes?!
**[00:32] Ryou**
Wait, maybe this really is déjà vu...
**[00:34] Asuna**
So, Doctor, how do people end
up with mental illnesses?
**[00:39] Ryou**
Why do you think they do, Asuna-san?
**[00:44] Asuna**
Because their husbands are always on
business trips and they're lonely!
**[00:46] Ryou**
That's just an excuse for infidelity!
**[00:48] Ryou**
There are many reasons why people
end up with mental illnesses.
**[00:51] Asuna**
But I get the feeling some people are
naturally more prone to getting them...
**[00:55] Ryou**
Yes, since one's family
reflects one's personality,
**[00:58] Ryou**
people with families that are prone to
stress often show the same leanings.
**[01:03] Asuna**
But that resemblance isn't always
just because they're family.
**[01:07] Asuna**
One of my relatives likes boobs,
but his son likes butts.
**[01:11] Ryou**
That's similar enough.
**[01:12] Asuna**
And his grandson likes legs...
**[01:14] Ryou**
This story continues?
**[01:15] Ryou**
Now, are people with mental conditions
naturally prone to end up with them?
**[01:20] Ryou**
For instance, if one identical
twin is depressed,
**[01:22] Ryou**
it's said that there's a 70-80% chance
the other will become depressed.
**[01:26] Ryou**
But if this is completely
determined by birth,
**[01:28] Ryou**
the possibility should be 100%.
**[01:30] Asuna**
Huh? What's the major cause, then?
**[01:33] Ryou**
Here's a hint!
***SIGN*** En____ment
**[01:35] Asuna**
I know! Enema treatment!
**[01:37] Ryou**
How can you say that with
such a lively face?!
**[01:39] Ryou**
The answer is "environment."
**[01:42] Ryou**
People differ greatly depending
on the environment they were
***SIGN*** Environment
**[01:45] ---**
raised in and live in.
**[01:47] Ryou**
Mental illnesses don't happen as
a result of any single factor.
**[01:50] Ryou**
The human mind is comprised
of a complex layering
**[01:52] ---**
of everything they've experienced.
**[01:54] Asuna**
I get it!
**[01:55] Asuna**
By the way, Doctor, there's one
other thing I've been wondering.
**[01:59] Ryou**
What's that?
**[01:59] Asuna**
Are people with lolita
complexes actually sick?
**[02:02] Ryou**
Lolita complex...
**[02:04] Ryou**
Asuna-san, as a member of the medical
practice, that's a term you must never use.
**[02:07] Ryou**
In psychology, we don't
call it "lolita complex."
***SIGN*** Roar
**[02:09] Ryou**
We call it "pedophilia!"
***SIGN*** Lolita Complex
**[02:12] Asuna**
I don't really care about the name...
***SIGN*** Pedophilia
**[02:14] Asuna**
Whatever it is, at what point
is it considered an illness?
**[02:16] Ryou**
All right, just this once,
let's start up a new segment.
**[02:20] Ryou**
The Pedophilia Diagnosis Ultra Quiz!
**[02:23] Asuna**
We're going for that parody *now*?
**[02:24] Ryou**
Wanna take a bath with a little girl?!
**[02:27] All**
Yeah!
**[02:28] Asuna**
It's a gathering of perverts...
**[02:30] Ryou**
The question: Sexual attraction to which of
**[02:32] ---**
the following would be
diagnosed as an illness?
**[02:34] Ryou**
A: An 11th grade girl in a school swimsuit.
**[02:37] Ryou**
B: A 9th grade girl in gym clothes.
**[02:39] Ryou**
C: A 5th grade girl with a backpack.
**[02:42] Asuna**
What?! Those are all wrong!
**[02:44] Asuna**
They're all out! All those people are sick!
**[02:45] Ryou**
Are you sure that's your answer?
**[02:47] Ryou**
Actually, according to the American
diagnosis standard known as the DSM-IV,
**[02:50] Ryou**
people aged 13 or younger are considered
the targets of pedophilia.
**[02:53] Asuna**
What?!
**[02:53] Ryou**
In other words, the only one that's
**[02:55] ---**
considered a sickness is
C: a 5th grade girl with a backpack!
**[02:58] Asuna**
No, no, no, no! I can't agree with that!
**[03:00] Ryou**
So if A or B is your preference,
you're disqualified! Go home!
**[03:01] Asuna**
Why do you all look disappointed?! Be proud!
**[03:04] Ryou**
The question: Which of the following
would be diagnosed as pedophilia?
**[03:08] Ryou**
A: Holding hands with a
girl of 13 or younger.
**[03:09] Ryou**
B: Being kissed by a girl of 13 or younger.
**[03:11] Asuna**
What?!
**[03:12] Asuna**
Wait, B is clearly wrong, isn't it?
**[03:14] Asuna**
But then again...
**[03:15] Ryou**
Buzz!
**[03:16] Ryou**
Actually, according to the DSM-IV,
**[03:18] ---**
"pedophilia" is defined as sexual
acts with a girl of 13 or younger.
**[03:21] Ryou**
In other words, since neither is
a sexual act, neither is correct!
**[03:24] All**
Yeah!
**[03:24] Asuna**
No, no, no, no! That definition
of pedophilia is way too narrow!
**[03:27] Asuna**
Besides, if it looked more like this, it'd be
considered a sexual act, wouldn't it?!
***SIGN*** Pant Pant Pant Pant
**[03:32] Ryou**
Well, although I do agree with that...
***SIGN*** Shock
**[03:35] Ryou**
Either way, pedophilia should be
**[03:37] ---**
distinguished from the vague concept
commonly referred to as "lolita complex."
**[03:41] Asuna**
So people who want to do things
to girls like these aren't sick?!
**[03:45] Ryou**
They are not!
**[03:47] Ryou**
It may be wrong in terms of social ethics,
**[03:49] Ryou**
but in psychiatry, it's considered safe!
**[03:51] Ryou**
I want to stress that for the sake
of all the men in this country!
**[03:54] Asuna**
Why is he emphasizing this so much?!
**[03:56] Asuna**
I still think guys who'll only look at
little girls in middle school or below are sick...
**[04:01] Ryou**
That's because you envy the young.
**[04:06] Ryou**
Huh? Wh-What was I just doing?
**[04:08] Asuna**
So, what causes pedophilia?
**[04:10] Ryou**
Well... Actually, the cause is still unknown.
***SIGN*** Today's Theme:
"Pedophilia"
**[04:14] Asuna**
Then how can it be treated?
**[04:16] Ryou**
Well, there is no decisive treatment method,
**[04:19] Ryou**
but according to this book by
the psychiatrist, Kaplan...
***SIGN*** Antiandrogen treatment is used to suppress sexual desires
**[04:22] Asuna**
I see.
**[04:23] Ryou**
Whoa, whoa! Don't inject *me*!
**[04:25] Ryou**
Um, other treatment methods include...
***SIGN*** Admittance to a treatment facility
**[04:31] Asuna**
That's a treatment facility,
in a way, right?
**[04:35] Ryou**
Is it a treatment facility?
***SIGN*** Send them to a mental clinic (or the police)
before it becomes criminal!
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
# 3 - Cognitive Impairment... Is Your Intelligence Okay?
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 3
"Cognitive Impairment...
Is Your Intelligence Okay?"
**[00:11] Ryou**
Hello, everyone. I'm Ryou the psychologist.
**[00:14] Asuna**
I'm Asuna the nurse.
**[00:16] Ryou**
So, this week's theme is...
**[00:18] Grandpa**
Asuna, is dinner ready yet?
**[00:21] Ryou**
Who is this?!
**[00:23] Asuna**
Now, Grandpa, you just had Pon
de R*ngs yesterday, remember?
**[00:27] Ryou**
He can eat something today, too!
**[00:29] Ryou**
Also, just what kinds of meals
does your family serve?!
**[00:32] Asuna**
Oh, Doctor Ryou, this is my
grandpa, Kangoshi Sukizou.
**[00:36] Asuna**
I'm sorry. His dementia
has gotten worse lately...
**[00:39] Asuna**
So would you teach us about dementia today?
**[00:43] Ryou**
What kind of development is that?!
**[00:44] Ryou**
Ahem... Very well.
**[00:46] Ryou**
But, Asuna-san, we don't
call it "dementia" anymore.
**[00:49] Asuna**
Huh? What is it called, then?
***SIGN*** Cognitive Impairment
***SIGN*** Dementia
**[00:52] Ryou**
Cognitive impairment.
***SIGN*** Cognitive Impairment
**[00:54] Asuna**
Cognitive impairment?!
**[00:56] Girl**
Recognize it!
**[00:57] Girl**
The child is yours!
**[00:58] Ryou**
Not that kind of cognition!
**[01:00] Ryou**
Also, your grandpa is way too healthy here!
**[01:02] Asuna**
But, Doctor, at what point is
cognitive impairment a disorder?
**[01:06] Ryou**
Well, to determine that,
**[01:08] Ryou**
in psychiatry, we most commonly use
Hasegawa's scale for screening cognitive impairment.
**[01:13] Ryou**
It asks nine questions, as you can see,
**[01:15] Ryou**
which the patient answers one at a time.
**[01:18] Asuna**
Oh!
**[01:19] Ryou**
So, let's try a few of these questions.
**[01:22] Both**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Question: How old are you?
**[01:26] Ryou**
By the way, how old are you again, Asuna-san?
**[01:29] Asuna**
You mean mentally?
**[01:31] Asuna**
Physically?
**[01:32] Asuna**
Cognitively?
**[01:34] Asuna**
Or age reckoning?
**[01:36] Ryou**
It doesn't matter! Just answer!
**[01:38] Ryou**
And if you have to say "age reckoning,"
you're not young anymore!
**[01:43] Ryou**
* She's debating between the cognitive-impaired*
* route and her pride as a woman!*
**[01:46] Asuna**
Wait, isn't Grandpa the one in question here?
**[01:49] Asuna**
Grandpa, how old are you?
**[01:50] Ryou**
*She dodged it!*
**[01:52] Grandpa**
I'm 50 years older than Asuna.
Go on, Asuna, tell him.
**[01:57] Ryou**
With a granddaughter like her,
I can totally understand him!
**[01:59] Asuna**
B-But aren't there a lot of
people who'd get this wrong?
**[02:03] Guy**
Wait, am I 45 now? 44?
**[02:06] Ryou**
That's why you're considered correct if you
answer within two years of your true age.
**[02:10] Asuna**
So in psychiatry, it's okay to
lie about your age by two years?!
**[02:14] Ryou**
No, it's not!
***SIGN*** Question: What is the current day,
date, month, and year?
**[02:20] Grandpa**
Every day is Sunday!
**[02:23] Ryou**
Let's try the next one.
***SIGN*** Question: Where are we right now?
**[02:29] Asuna**
In a kingdom with me on the throne!
**[02:31] Grandpa**
In a society with only people who adore me!
**[02:35] Ryou**
You two really do share the same blood.
***SIGN*** Question: Name 10 types of vegetables.
**[02:41] Grandpa**
Shallots, chicory, Osaka napa
cabbage, zucchini, horseradish,
**[02:46] Grandpa**
sprouts, alfalfa, Malabar
spinach, pea sprouts, jute...
**[02:47] Ryou**
Why are you only naming
vegetables no one would know?!
**[02:49] Ryou**
Just say stuff like "radish" and "carrot!"
***SIGN*** Question: You will see five objects, then they
will be hidden. Name the objects you saw.
**[02:57] Ryou**
This is an examination of your memory.
**[03:00] Ryou**
We put five objects in front
of you, then hide them.
**[03:03] Ryou**
It doesn't matter what they are.
**[03:05] Ryou**
A pen, a watch, a personal
seal, or of course, glasses...
**[03:07] Asuna**
What's the hidden object?
**[03:11] Grandpa**
I'm traumatized...
**[03:13] Ryou**
What did you do to your grandpa?!
***SIGN*** Question: Subtract 7 from
100, then subtract it again.
**[03:20] Grandpa**
93!
**[03:22] Grandpa**
And then 86.
**[03:25] Asuna**
Is he right?
**[03:26] Ryou**
You should know! Don't check with me!
***SIGN*** Revised Hasegawa Scale of Cognitive Impairment
**[03:29] Ryou**
And that's all we'll look at today.
**[03:30] Ryou**
If you answered more
questions wrong than right,
**[03:33] Ryou**
you may have a tendency
toward cognitive impairment.
***SIGN*** Cognitive Impairment
**[03:36] Asuna**
How did my grandpa do?
**[03:39] Ryou**
Good question...
**[03:41] Ryou**
Anyway, the loss of memory and cognitive
skill with age is "cognitive impairment."
***SIGN*** Today's Theme:
"Cognitive Impairment"
**[03:47] Ryou**
If you know someone who's
experiencing any of this,
**[03:50] Ryou**
it may be a good idea to
try this test on them.
**[03:52] Asuna**
Yes!
**[03:53] Ryou**
And if a young person shows these tendencies,
**[03:56] Ryou**
there may be a disorder like depression
or schizophrenia beneath the surface,
***SIGN*** Depression
***SIGN*** Schizophrenia Depression
**[04:02] Ryou**
in which case...
**[04:03] Asuna**
Get them to the mental clinic!
**[04:04] Ryou**
Yes. You're getting the idea.
**[04:06] Asuna**
By the way, Doctor, why does
cognitive impairment happen?
**[04:10] Ryou**
Among the writings of the psychopathologist
Nishimaru Shihou, we find this:
**[04:19] Text**
* "People develop cognitive impairment*
* to escape the fear of death."*
**[04:30] Asuna**
That's very romantic.
**[04:31] Ryou**
Uh, yeah... I guess it's romantic?
***SIGN*** If you're lacking in romanticism,
visit the mental clinic!
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
# 4 - How Do You Remedy a Sleep Disorder?
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 4
"How Do You Remedy
a Sleep Disorder?"
**[00:11] Asuna**
I'm Nurse Asuna of Yuu Mental Clinic.
**[00:14] Ryou**
I'm the psy—
**[00:14] Asuna**
This is Dr. Ryou, who does nothing but
**[00:16] ---**
count the stains on the ceiling
from morning 'til night.
***SIGN*** Hello?
**[00:18] Ryou**
Please stop. Some people
might really believe that.
**[00:22] Asuna**
By the way, Doctor, my grandpa hasn't
been able to get to sleep recently.
**[00:26] Asuna**
Could you give him some advice?
**[00:28] Ryou**
Uh, sure, I can do that.
**[00:31] Asuna**
Isn't that great, Grandpa?
**[00:34] Ryou**
He's totally asleep!
**[00:36] Ryou**
And why would you go to all this
trouble to pretend you can't sleep?!
**[00:39] Ryou**
So, um...
**[00:40] Ryou**
I heard you haven't been able to
get to sleep when you want to...
**[00:44] Grandpa**
You don't get to sleep
with me when you want to?
**[00:47] Ryou**
You misheard me! And why are you blushing?!
**[00:50] Grandpa**
That's right. I haven't
been able to sleep...
**[00:53] Grandpa**
with young girls.
**[00:55] Ryou**
Who cares about that?!
**[00:56] Asuna**
Doctor, this is a good opportunity,
**[00:57] Asuna**
so could you teach us
about insomnia this time?
**[01:00] Ryou**
Then, before we get to insomnia,
let's talk about sleep.
***SIGN*** Sleep
**[01:03] Ryou**
There are two types of sleep:
REM sleep and non-REM sleep.
***SIGN*** REM Sleep
***SIGN*** Non-REM Sleep
***SIGN*** Harem Sleep
**[01:11] Asuna**
And that's ha-REM sleep, right?
**[01:13] Ryou**
There's no such thing!
***SIGN*** REM Sleep
**[01:14] Ryou**
REM sleep is the state
when your brain is awake,
***SIGN*** Brain is awake,
but body is asleep.
**[01:17] ---**
but your body is asleep.
**[01:19] Ryou**
This stage is when you have dreams.
**[01:21] Ryou**
Many people experience
sleep paralysis, as well.
**[01:24] Guy**
*I'm conscious, but I can't move...*
**[01:26] Ryou**
It's believed that this also
occurs during REM sleep.
**[01:30] Asuna**
Grandpa can't move!
**[01:31] Ryou**
Being unable to move because you're tied up
**[01:33] ---**
is not the same as sleep paralysis!
**[01:35] Granpda**
This isn't REM sleep. It's M sleep.
***SIGN*** M Sleep
**[01:38] Ryou**
What is this guy sleeptalking about?
**[01:40] Ryou**
Non-REM sleep is the opposite.
**[01:42] Ryou**
It's when your body is awake,
but your brain is asleep.
***SIGN*** Eeek!
**[01:46] Asuna**
Like that?
**[01:47] Ryou**
Is his brain really asleep?!
**[01:50] Ryou**
There are four stages of non-REM sleep.
***SIGN*** Non-REM Sleep
***SIGN*** Stage 1 Shallow
Stage 2
Stage 3
Stage 4 Deep
**[01:52] Ryou**
Each is said to be a progressively
deeper state of sleep.
**[01:55] Ryou**
But as we age, sleep becomes more
shallow and stops at stage 2 or 3.
**[02:00] Ryou**
This is why insomnia is more common.
**[02:02] Asuna**
I see!
**[02:03] Ryou**
Being stressed or worried about something
also frequently causes insomnia.
***SIGN*** Stress / Worry
***SIGN*** Insomnia
**[02:08] Asuna**
Speaking of worries,
**[02:09] Asuna**
Mr. Y in Yuu Mental Clinic used
to lose sleep on field trips
***SIGN*** A. Instinctive Reaction
**[02:12] Asuna**
worrying about what he should do
***SIGN*** I love you, too!
***SIGN*** HUG
***SIGN*** B. Gentlemanly Reaction
**[02:14] ---**
if a girl were to sneak into his room at night.
***SIGN*** You should treasure yourself! But okay!
***SIGN*** HUG
**[02:15] Ryou**
Wow. That's the most pointless worry ever.
**[02:18] Ryou**
There are two types of insomnia, as well.
***SIGN*** Insomnia Types
***SIGN*** Difficulty Falling Asleep
**[02:20] Ryou**
One is difficulty falling asleep.
**[02:22] Ryou**
This is the type more
commonly caused by stress.
***SIGN*** Early Awakening
**[02:25] Ryou**
The other is early awakening.
***SIGN*** Early Awakening
**[02:27] Asuna**
Early awakening?!
**[02:29] Mom**
Yoshio, breakfast is ready.
**[02:31] Yoshio**
This is... my power...
**[02:33] Ryou**
Wrong kind of awakening!
**[02:34] Ryou**
What just awakened in Yoshio, anyway?!
***SIGN*** Early Awakening
**[02:36] Ryou**
Early awakening means waking
too early in the morning.
***SIGN*** Waking Too Early in the Morning
***SIGN*** Awakening Mid-Way
**[02:39] Ryou**
It's also called awakening mid-way.
***SIGN*** Awakening Mid-Way
**[02:42] Asuna**
Awakening mid-way?!
**[02:43] Yamada**
This is... my power...
**[02:46] Girl**
The mid-career hire, Yamada-san, is...
**[02:48] Guy**
But I'm a new grad and I
haven't had an awakening!
**[02:50] Ryou**
Enough with the "awakening" jokes!
**[02:52] Yoshio**
Let's do this, Dad!
**[02:54] Yamada**
Can you surpass your father, Yoshio?!
**[02:58] Yoshio**
Take this!
**[02:59] Yamada**
I won't be defeated!
**[03:14] Grandpa**
And so, civilization was destroyed...
**[03:18] Grandpa**
And my very own harem kingdom was created!
**[03:22] Ryou**
That was just your dream?!
***SIGN*** Sleep Disorders
***SIGN*** Other Patterns
**[03:24] Ryou**
Other sleep disorders include
day-night sleep rhythm reversal,
***SIGN*** Day-Night Sleep Rhythm Reversal
***SIGN*** Day-Night Sleep Rhythm Reversal Overall Shallow Sleep
**[03:28] Ryou**
and overall shallow sleep.
**[03:31] Ryou**
All difficulties sleeping are broadly
referred to as sleep disorders.
**[03:34] Asuna**
I have a friend who has difficulty
resisting sleeping with anyone.
**[03:38] Asuna**
Is that a sleep disorder?
**[03:39] Grandpa**
Can you introduce me to her?
**[03:41] Ryou**
Suddenly, he's awake!
**[03:42] Ryou**
Regardless, there are many
types of sleep disorders,
**[03:46] Ryou**
but all of them can be
remedied with medication.
**[03:49] Asuna**
What options are there besides medication?
**[03:51] Ryou**
There are several, such as turning off lights,
***SIGN*** Turning Off Lights
***SIGN*** Sleep Journal
**[03:54] Ryou**
keeping a sleep journal,
***SIGN*** Turning Off Lights Earplugs
**[03:56] Ryou**
using earplugs,
***SIGN*** Sleep Journal Raise Room Temperature
**[03:57] Ryou**
and raising the room temperature a bit.
**[04:00] Asuna**
I see!
**[04:01] Ryou**
Still, the best remedy may be
to not think about it too much.
**[04:04] Ryou**
What's most important is to relax.
**[04:06] Asuna**
Relax?
**[04:07] Ryou**
Yes. If you just keep thinking,
"I can't sleep! I have to get to sleep!"
**[04:12] Ryou**
you'll just grow more mentally exhausted.
**[04:14] Ryou**
Telling yourself that just
lying down will calm your body
**[04:18] ---**
and mind is important to relaxing.
***SIGN*** Today's Theme:
"Sleep Disorders"
**[04:20] Asuna**
Got it!
**[04:22] Asuna**
Don't think about it, be calm,
and relax, right?
**[04:24] Ryou**
Right.
**[04:26] Grandpa**
By the way...
**[04:27] Grandpa**
I sleep pretty deeply sometimes.
**[04:31] Grandpa**
When is my life going to
have that kind of depth?
**[04:35] Ryou**
I can't say much about that...
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
***SIGN*** If you're stuck in a deep place,
visit the mental clinic!
***SIGN***
# 5 - Your Favorite Color Tells All About Your Mental State!
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 5
"Your Favorite Color Tells
All About Your Mental State!"
**[00:10] Ryou**
Hello, everyone. I'm Ryou the psychologist.
**[00:13] Asuna**
I'm Nurse Asuna.
**[00:15] Iyashi**
I'm a goddess.
**[00:17] Ryou**
*Who is that?*
**[00:19] Iyashi**
I come when called! Hello!
**[00:21] Iyashi**
I am the goddess of color.
**[00:23] Ryou**
Goddess? Wait, wait, wait!
**[00:24] Ryou**
This world view is already messed up!
**[00:28] Asuna**
A simple gag anime doesn't have world views.
**[00:31] Ryou**
*She said it!*
**[00:31] Asuna**
Right, Sis?
**[00:33] Iyashi**
That's right, Asuna.
**[00:34] Ryou**
That's your sister?! So she's human, then!
**[00:37] Asuna**
You really thought she was a goddess?
**[00:39] Ryou**
What?!
**[00:40] Iyashi**
Nice to meet you. I'm the eldest
Kangoshi daughter, Kangoshi Iyashi.
**[00:43] Iyashi**
Thanks for always taking
care of my nurse sister.
**[00:45] Ryou**
She's more polite than I expected!
**[00:47] Asuna**
C'mon, Sis. I'm the one
who takes care of him.
**[00:49] Iyashi**
That's true. He seems like
he needs a lot of care.
**[00:53] Iyashi**
Do you change his diapers, too?
**[00:54] Asuna**
Of course. He wets them right away.
**[00:56] Iyashi**
Oh, dear.
**[00:57] ---**
Big excitement leads to big floods, huh?
**[00:59] Ryou**
What?!
**[01:02] Ryou**
Now, today we'll conduct a
psychological test using colors.
**[01:05] Asuna**
A psychological test using colors?
**[01:06] Asuna**
That's sexual harassment!
**[01:07] Ryou**
Huh?
**[01:08] Guy**
The color you chose is the color
of the underwear you're wearing.
**[01:12] Girl**
Oh, gosh!
**[01:13] Iyashi**
Do you always sexually
harass my sister this way?
**[01:15] Iyashi**
Do you always direct that carnal lust
upon young girls' soft, snow white skin?
**[01:19] Ryou**
No! And why does that sound like
some erotic novel for old men?!
**[01:23] Ryou**
Anyway, choose your favorite
from among these colors.
***SIGN*** Have You Chosen?
**[01:27] Ryou**
And here's the explanation.
***SIGN*** White
**[01:29] Ryou**
First, white.
**[01:31] Ryou**
Do you know why
**[01:32] ---**
the image of hospitals, including
our white coats, is generally white?
**[01:35] Asuna**
So no one will notice when
you dribble toothpaste.
***SIGN*** Dribble
**[01:38] Ryou**
No! It's not to hide stains!
**[01:40] Iyashi**
That's not good, Asuna.
Isn't the answer obvious?
**[01:44] Iyashi**
Because it's obscene.
**[01:45] Ryou**
I didn't expect her answer
to come from that direction!
**[01:47] Ryou**
In color psychology, white is said to
give an image of purity and freshness.
**[01:52] Ryou**
That clean image is why
hospitals mainly use white.
**[01:56] Iyashi**
So the contrast is what makes
white coat cosplay so appealing!
**[01:58] Iyashi**
That *is* obscene!
**[01:59] Ryou**
You're still insisting on that?!
**[02:01] Ryou**
Next is black, the color said
to be white's exact opposite.
***SIGN*** Black
**[02:03] Ryou**
In color psychology, people who
like black are highly sensitive
**[02:07] Ryou**
and tend to dislike being
directed by others.
**[02:10] Iyashi**
I like black.
**[02:11] Ryou**
Really? I thought so...
**[02:12] Iyashi**
Yes, that glistening,
shimmering jet black...
**[02:14] [SONG] Text**
Enthralled...
**[02:15] Ryou**
Where are you trying to take this anime?!
**[02:18] Ryou**
And then, red.
**[02:18] [SONG] Text**
Red
**[02:19] Ryou**
People who choose red are very dynamic,
**[02:21] Ryou**
but they can have drastic mood swings
and become emotionally unstable.
**[02:25] Asuna**
Sis, you also like red, don't you?
**[02:27] Iyashi**
I'm a super-cool young person in the now.
**[02:30] Iyashi**
I'd be a liar, liar,
pants on fire if I said I didn't.
**[02:31] Ryou**
That language is a bit outdated!
**[02:33] Ryou**
Red is also known as an "expansive color."
**[02:35] Ryou**
Red makes things appear
larger than they are.
***SIGN*** As Swift as Wind, As Silent as Forest, As Fierce as Fire As Unshakable as Mountain
***SIGN*** Wind, Forest, Fire, Mountain
*(Fuurin Kazan)*
**[02:38] Ryou**
Many men in Takeda Shingen's
army colored their weapons red.
**[02:42] Ryou**
It's said that they did so
to intimidate their enemies.
**[02:44] Iyashi**
So that's why they call red lucky
underwear "Takeda's night army."
***SIGN*** Fuurin Kazan
**[02:47] Ryou**
Why do you always take the
conversation in that direction?
***SIGN*** Blue
**[02:50] Ryou**
And then blue.
**[02:51] Ryou**
People who like blue are
said to be calm and quiet,
**[02:55] Ryou**
and to be very respectful
of social hierarchies.
**[02:58] Asuna**
Yes! I like blue!
**[03:00] Asuna**
I'm respectful of social hierarchies!
**[03:01] Asuna**
So you do get it, even though
you're just Dr. Ryou!
**[03:04] Ryou**
*Huh?! Has she decided that I'm beneath her?!*
**[03:06] Ryou**
Next is pink.
***SIGN*** Pink
**[03:07] Ryou**
People who like pink are said
to be peaceful and stable,
**[03:10] Ryou**
but they have a tendency toward dependence.
**[03:12] Ryou**
By the way, experiments showed
that violent prisoners
**[03:16] Ryou**
placed in a room painted pink
took on a calmer mental state.
**[03:19] Iyashi**
Wow...
**[03:20] Iyashi**
What if they were placed in a
room covered with pink flyers?
**[03:22] Ryou**
That'd just make them sexually violent!
**[03:24] Ryou**
There are other colors, like purple,
which is said to indicate arrogance,
**[03:29] Ryou**
but I'll digress a bit here.
**[03:30] Ryou**
It's said that cool colors,
like blue and aqua,
**[03:32] Ryou**
and warm colors, like red and orange,
***SIGN*** Cool Colors
***SIGN*** Warm Colors
**[03:35] Ryou**
cause people to sense time differently.
**[03:38] Iyashi**
Which makes you more sensitive?
**[03:40] Ryou**
That's not what I meant!
**[03:41] Ryou**
When looking at cool colors,
time feels shorter,
***SIGN*** Warm Colors
***SIGN*** Cool Colors
**[03:44] Ryou**
and when looking at warm
colors, time feels longer.
**[03:46] Iyashi**
What if you're looking
at man-on-man colors?
**[03:49] Ryou**
That would stop time! Wrong kind of color!
**[03:51] Ryou**
So when you're meeting with someone,
**[03:53] Ryou**
it may be best to suggest a place with
cool colors in case you're late.
**[03:57] Iyashi**
Would it be okay to come a day late?
**[04:00] Ryou**
He'd definitely turn blue, then.
**[04:01] Ryou**
On the other hand, warm colors are often
used in places that serve alcohol.
**[04:06] Ryou**
This is a strategy to
increase the turnover rate.
**[04:08] Iyashi**
So wearing a red obi would make it
easier to twirl a lady in kimono?
***SIGN*** Oh, nooooo!
***SIGN*** Turnover Rate Up!
**[04:12] Ryou**
Not that kind of "turn"!
**[04:13] Iyashi**
As you can see...
**[04:15] Iyashi**
There are all kinds of
psychology behind colors.
**[04:17] Ryou**
Huh?!
**[04:18] Iyashi**
For example, blue is ideal
if you want to calm down.
**[04:20] Iyashi**
If you want to work hard, red is ideal.
**[04:22] Iyashi**
You should wear the color
with the effect you desire,
**[04:24] ---**
and keep that color around you.
**[04:26] Iyashi**
I hope today's discussion has been helpful.
**[04:28] Ryou**
* She took over at the end*
* and wrapped everything up!*
**[04:30] Asuna**
I thought we wouldn't make it to the end
**[04:32] ---**
thanks to Dr. Ryou's pacing. Right, Sis?
**[04:34] Iyashi**
That's right.
**[04:35] Ryou**
That's entirely your fault, you two.
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
***SIGN*** If your pacing is off,
visit the mental clinic!
# 6 - What Is Panic Disorder?
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 6
"What Is Panic Disorder?"
**[00:10] Asuna**
Hello, everyone!
**[00:12] Asuna**
I'm Asuna, the nurse at Yuu Mental Clinic.
**[00:15] Iyashi**
I'm Iyashi the nurse.
**[00:17] Ryou**
I'm the psychologist—
**[00:17] Both**
Together, we're the Sexy Nurse Sisters!
**[00:20] Ryou**
Completely ignoring me now, huh?
**[00:22] Ryou**
So, today's theme is panic disorders.
**[00:25] Ryou**
Do you know what panic is, Asuna-san?
**[00:28] Asuna**
Panic?
***SIGN*** Twinkle
***SIGN*** Run Run Run Run Run
**[00:31] Girl**
Oh, no! I'm late!
***SIGN*** Thud
**[00:37] Bubble**
Yaaah!
**[00:38] Girl**
Ow...
**[00:40] Girl**
W-Watch where you're going—
**[00:48] Girl**
*My heart is racing!*
**[00:50] Girl**
*I'm in a panic!*
**[00:52] Asuna**
Is this panic?
**[00:54] Ryou**
That never happens in this day and age!
**[00:56] Asuna**
But it's what every girl dreams of.
**[00:58] Ryou**
Every girl dreams of seeing a boy with
his legs spread and his fly open?!
**[01:03] Iyashi**
What are you saying, Asuna?
**[01:05] Iyashi**
That scenario isn't realistic at all.
**[01:08] Ryou**
That's right.
**[01:10] Iyashi**
When two people collide,
they end up like this.
**[01:12] Ryou**
That's an erotic accident that
defies the laws of physics!
**[01:15] Iyashi**
What's crucial here is to utilize this
established fact while the girl is panicked—
**[01:19] Ryou**
You're continuing this story?!
And what "established fact"?!
***SIGN*** Panic Disorder
**[01:23] Ryou**
Panic disorder is a condition in which
someone has repeated panic attacks.
***SIGN*** Whisper Whisper
**[01:27] Asuna**
Did you hear that, ma'am? It's the
"panic" part we don't understand.
**[01:31] Iyashi**
I did, ma'am. There are always guys like
that who just keep talking in circles.
**[01:36] Ryou**
Please stop rebuking me and
making it look like idle gossip.
***SIGN*** Panic Attack
**[01:39] Ryou**
A panic attack is the sudden
outbreak of symptoms
***SIGN*** Heart Palpitations
**[01:42] Ryou**
like heart palpitations, sweating,
trembling, difficulty breathing,
***SIGN*** Heart Palpitations Sweating
***SIGN*** Heart Palpitations Sweating Trembling
***SIGN*** Heart Palpitations Sweating Trembling Difficulty Breathing
***SIGN*** Heart Palpitations Sweating Trembling Difficulty Breathing Chest Discomfort
**[01:45] Ryou**
and chest discomfort due
to anxiety or stress.
**[01:48] Iyashi**
Chest pleasure...
**[01:50] Ryou**
You're missing an important detail!
**[01:52] Asuna**
That's a sign you're healthy, Onee-chan!
**[01:54] Ryou**
What you're imagining is unhealthy!
**[01:55] Ryou**
Symptoms may also include the feeling that
your senses are off, such as lightheadedness.
**[02:00] Iyashi**
Like your morals are off...
**[02:03] Guy**
Forget your boyfriend
and go out with me.
**[02:03] Iyashi**
I'd better be careful.
**[02:05] Girl**
Hmm, what should I do...
**[02:05] Ryou**
Your *senses*!
**[02:06] Ryou**
Bad morals isn't a sickness!
It's just your personality!
**[02:09] Ryou**
Now, here's a question.
**[02:10] Ryou**
What do you think happens when these
panic attacks occur repeatedly?
**[02:14] Iyashi**
When panic occurs repeatedly?
***SIGN*** Panic
Panic
Panic
**[02:19] Ryou**
Get away from that scenario already!
**[02:21] Ryou**
This girl has way too many erotic accidents!
**[02:24] Ryou**
When panic attacks occur
repeatedly, patients often...
**[02:27] Girl**
*What if it happens again?*
**[02:29] Ryou**
...begin to worry about this.
**[02:30] Ryou**
We call this anticipatory anxiety.
***SIGN*** Anticipatory Anxiety
**[02:32] Ryou**
If this persists for a month
along with panic attacks,
**[02:35] Ryou**
the patient is diagnosed with panic disorder.
***SIGN*** Agoraphobia
**[02:37] Ryou**
And if anticipatory anxiety
persists too long,
**[02:39] Ryou**
it can lead to agoraphobia.
**[02:42] Iyashi**
Is that when you're scared
of big, open places?
**[02:45] Woman**
By the way, Yamada-san, next door, is moving
to a stand-alone house next month.
**[02:51] Woman**
We could never do that.
**[02:53] Woman**
I'm scared of big houses...
**[02:56] Woman**
Our tiny, six-mat, one-room apartment
is much more relaxing.
**[03:00] Woman**
Oh, big places just terrify me...
**[03:02] Ryou**
That's a demand disguised as a phobia!
**[03:03] Ryou**
The pressure she's putting on
him is way more terrifying!
**[03:05] Ryou**
It's often misinterpreted, but agoraphobia
isn't a fear of big, open places.
**[03:10] Ryou**
Let's look at the English term.
**[03:11] Ryou**
"Phobia" refers to a specific fear.
**[03:13] Ryou**
Do you know what "agora" means?
***SIGN*** The Chin Beast
Agolla
**[03:17] Asuna**
Agolla!
**[03:18] Ryou**
It's not a monster.
**[03:20] Iyashi**
Agowa...
**[03:22] Girl**
Ah! Go 'way!
**[03:22] Girl**
Ah! Go 'way!
**[03:23] Ryou**
Is the husband from before trying
to placate her with sex appeal?!
**[03:25] Iyashi**
He was inspired by the monster.
**[03:26] Ryou**
That wasn't clever at all!
**[03:28] Ryou**
"Agora" originated in ancient Greece,
**[03:30] Ryou**
and referred to a place where
many people came together.
**[03:33] Ryou**
So agoraphobia is the fear of places
with a lot of people and no way out.
**[03:38] Ryou**
It can be in an elevator, a train,
a meeting, or a concert hall.
**[03:41] Ryou**
How big the space is doesn't matter,
**[03:43] Ryou**
and it can occur even if
there isn't a huge crowd.
***SIGN*** Panic Attacks
**[03:45] Ryou**
So the severity of panic disorder
increases with the progression from
***SIGN*** Panic Attacks
↓
Anticipatory Anxiety
***SIGN*** Panic Attacks
↓
Anticipatory Anxiety
↓
Agoraphobia
**[03:50] Ryou**
panic attacks to anticipatory
anxiety to agoraphobia.
**[03:52] Ryou**
If symptoms haven't become severe yet,
***SIGN*** Today's Theme:
"Panic Disorder"
**[03:54] Ryou**
a majority of cases can be treated
quickly with medication or counseling.
**[03:59] Ryou**
What's important to remember in panic
attacks is not to try to handle it all alone.
**[04:02] Ryou**
When you're panicking,
**[04:04] Ryou**
you only put more pressure on yourself
when you try to handle it alone.
**[04:08] Iyashi**
So it's a vicious circle.
**[04:10] Ryou**
"If it starts to bother me,
I'll get off the train."
**[04:12] Ryou**
"I'll go talk to my friend."
**[04:14] Ryou**
Just thinking about measures
like these can calm you down.
***SIGN*** Today's Theme:
"Panic Disorder"
**[04:18] Ryou**
There's no need to keep
everything to yourself.
**[04:20] Ryou**
It's okay to rely on measures like those.
**[04:22] Both**
Got it!
**[04:23] Ryou**
By the way, Iyashi-san,
**[04:25] Ryou**
have you ever been in a situation you
wanted to escape from, but couldn't?
**[04:28] Iyashi**
Wanted to escape, but couldn't?
**[04:31] Iyashi**
The pressure from my parents to get married.
**[04:34] Ryou**
Uh, that topic runs too deep,
so let's hold off on that.
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
***SIGN*** If you want to run away,
visit the mental clinic!
# 7 - What Kind of Disorder Is Depression?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR9P3EP36/comical-psychosomatic-medicine)
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
**[00:10] Ryou**
Hello. I'm Ryou the psychologist.
***SIGN*** Episode 7
"What Kind of
Disorder is Depression?"
**[00:13] Ryou**
And this is... Huh?
**[00:15] Ryou**
Asuna-san?
**[00:16] Asuna**
I'm sorry for all the stuff I did before.
**[00:19] Asuna**
I'm going to drop the dirty jokes this time.
**[00:22] Ryou**
What happened?!
**[00:22] Ryou**
Now, this time, we'll be discussing
what's known as "CES-D."
**[00:27] Ryou**
Asuna-san, do you know what CES-D means?
**[00:29] Asuna**
CES-D...
**[00:31] Asuna**
"Cute Acting Manager Endou sexually
harassed women by dropping his pants," right?
**[00:35] Ryou**
Didn't you just say you'd
drop the dirty jokes?!
**[00:37] [SONG] Text**
Dropped Dirty Jokes
**[00:37] Asuna**
Huh? I meant "dirty jokes *about *dropping."*
**[00:38] [SONG] Text**
Dropped (Pants) Dirty Jokes
**[00:40] Ryou**
There's seriously no saving this anime now!
**[00:43] Asuna**
And so, today we're bringing you the anime
**[00:45] Asuna**
*Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*
just as we always do!
**[00:48] Ryou**
Anyway, CES-D stands for "Center of
Epidemiologic Studies depression scale."
**[00:54] Ryou**
In short, it's a test to determine
one's level of depression.
**[00:57] Asuna**
"If you're in pain, take a
CES-D right away," right?
**[00:59] Ryou**
That's Sed*s!
**[01:01] Ryou**
There are a total of 20 questions,
**[01:03] Ryou**
but we'll just look at a few today.
**[01:06] Ryou**
If any apply to you lately, answer "yes."
***SIGN*** Question: You are unable to concentrate.
**[01:12] Ryou**
Asuna-san, are you able to concentrate?
***SIGN*** Looking for a Boyfriend
***SIGN*** Serious, As In "For Real"
**[01:14] Asuna**
Yep! I'm concentrating
on finding a boyfriend!
**[01:16] Ryou**
Not that! You're concentrating,
but I didn't mean like that!
***SIGN*** Question: You feel as if you're talking less than usual.
**[01:21] Asuna**
Oh, yeah, I haven't been talking much.
**[01:23] Asuna**
I'm not very good at talking
to begin with, anyway.
**[01:27] Asuna**
You know, when a cute girl like me talks,
**[01:27] Ryou**
So that's a "no."
**[01:28] Asuna**
everywordisperceivedas
reallymeaningful,right?
***SIGN*** Question: You feel as if your life is a failure.
**[01:33] Asuna**
I hate the word "failure."
**[01:36] Ryou**
Huh? What's gotten into you?
**[01:38] Asuna**
The moment I say "failure," *(shippai)*
I feel like I've given up on everything.
**[01:42] Asuna**
That's why I only say part of the word.
***SIGN*** —pai
**[01:45] Asuna**
The "pai" part.
**[01:46] Ryou**
Don't omit that part!
**[01:47] Ryou**
You'll give people the wrong image!
***SIGN*** Question: You often feel afraid of something.
**[01:52] Asuna**
Yes, of...
**[01:54] Asuna**
my own beauty.
**[01:55] Ryou**
Yeah, that's scary, all right.
***SIGN*** Question: You can't sleep well.
**[01:59] Ryou**
Are you sleeping well lately, Asuna-san?
**[02:01] Asuna**
What? How rude! Of course
I would never do that!
***SIGN*** Housewives in the Bedroom in the Afternoon
**[02:05] Asuna**
That's when a mature woman
goes to sleep, right?
**[02:07] Ryou**
The "mature woman" thing aside,
you're thinking like an old man!
**[02:10] Ryou**
Anyway, this test can diagnose
depression with 70-90% accuracy.
***SIGN*** Diagnoses depression
with 70-90% accuracy
**[02:15] Ryou**
I'll omit the other questions
and the scoring standards,
**[02:18] Ryou**
but if you answer a fourth or more of the
questions with "yes," you should take action.
**[02:21] Asuna**
I see!
**[02:22] Ryou**
By the way, medicines to treat depression
are called "antidepressants,"
***SIGN*** Antidepressants
**[02:24] Ryou**
and the type used by about 70%
of patients is called "SSRI."
**[02:29] Asuna**
What?!
**[02:32] Guy**
Rub, rub, rub, rub, rub...
***SIGN*** Rubbing *(susuri)*?
**[02:36] Asuna**
This guy's a pickpocket *(suri)*!
**[02:37] Ryou**
That's just plain molestation!
**[02:39] Ryou**
SSRI stands for "selective
serotonin reuptake inhibitors."
**[02:45] Asuna**
I don't understand English.
**[02:47] Ryou**
Why are you a foreigner?!
**[02:49] Ryou**
Also, if you're a foreigner,
you should know English!
**[02:51] Ryou**
In simple terms, it's a drug that inhibits
the reuptake of the neotransmitter serotonin.
***SIGN*** Inhibits the reuptake of the
neotransmitter serotonin
**[02:57] Ryou**
Try and imagine a cabaret club.
**[02:59] Asuna**
A cabaret club?!
**[03:00] Ryou**
And think of serotonin as a
hostess working at the club.
***SIGN*** Serotonin
**[03:03] Girl**
Thank you for requesting me!
**[03:05] Asuna**
I can't imagine that!
**[03:06] Asuna**
Using a cabaret club hostess as
an analogy is too bold, Doctor!
**[03:10] Ryo**
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
**[03:11] Ryou**
The pros call them the "cast."
**[03:13] Asuna**
That doesn't matter here!
**[03:14] Ryou**
And the guests at the club are nerves.
***SIGN*** Nerve
***SIGN*** Normal
**[03:17] Ryou**
The ones we refer to as depressed
**[03:18] Ryou**
have fewer cast—that is,
less serotonin—than those who are not.
***SIGN*** Depressed
**[03:22] Ryou**
That's why the guests are depressed, too.
**[03:24] Asuna**
Do you really want people
to understand it this way?!
**[03:26] Ryou**
And after some time,
**[03:27] Ryou**
the cast is called by a guy in a suit
and vanishes into the back of the club.
**[03:29] Guy**
Seroko-san, you've been requested.
**[03:32] Girl**
Sorry, I'm being called.
**[03:35] Ryou**
That reduces their numbers even further.
**[03:37] Ryou**
This is the reuptake of serotonin.
**[03:40] Asuna**
He should go home! He should just go home!
***SIGN*** SSRI Man
**[03:42] Ryou**
And that's where SSRI comes in!
**[03:45] Ryou**
He stops the guy in the
suit from doing his job.
**[03:47] Ryou**
Then the cast can no longer vanish
into the back of the club,
**[03:51] Ryou**
so more and more arrive as they're requested.
**[03:52] Ryou**
This is "inhibiting the
reuptake of serotonin,"
**[03:55] Ryou**
also known as Shangri-La!
**[03:57] Asuna**
D-Doctor?!
**[03:58] Ryou**
When this happens, the guests are happy!
**[04:00] Ryou**
And so, they are relieved
of their depression.
**[04:02] All**
Thank you, SSRI Man!
**[04:04] Asuna**
This almost sounds like a nice story
now, even though it's a cabaret club!
**[04:07] Ryou**
By the way, there's a similar
type of drug called "SNRI."
**[04:10] Ryou**
These inhibit the reuptake of the
**[04:10] Asuna**
SSRI and SNRI?
**[04:10] Asuna**
Is there one called SIRI?
**[04:12] Ryou**
neurotransmitter norepinephrine,
as well as serotonin.
***SIGN*** Butt
**[04:14] Ryou**
That would be "shiri" *(butt)*!
There's no drug with that name!
***SIGN*** Today's Theme:
"Depression"
**[04:17] Ryou**
Anyway, be sure to consult a doctor
before taking any medication.
**[04:21] Asuna**
Got it!
**[04:22] Asuna**
But, Doctor, did you know
there's a drug that's
**[04:24] Asuna**
better than anything else
for calming people's hearts?
**[04:27] Ryou**
Huh?
**[04:31] Asuna**
It's love.
**[04:33] Ryou**
If you think the value of love
is going to mean anything in
**[04:36] Ryou**
an anime so full of dirty jokes, you're very wrong.
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
***SIGN*** If you're lacking in love,
visit the mental clinic!
# 8 - What's a Surefire Way to Remedy an ED?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR9P3EP36/comical-psychosomatic-medicine)
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 8
"What's a Surefire
Way to Remedy an ED?"
**[00:14] Asuna**
Hey, Onee-chan, look at all these shells!
**[00:17] Iyashi**
And look at all these moray eels!
**[00:20] Iyashi**
Try and catch them!
**[00:21] Asuna**
Hey! Onee-chan!
**[00:24] Ryou**
* Why am I the only one*
* in a white coat, anyway?*
**[00:27] Ryou**
*I just look like a pervert.*
**[00:29] Himeru**
E-Excuse me...
**[00:34] Ryou**
*What is that creature?!*
***SIGN*** Sploosh
**[00:41] Asuna**
O-Onee-chan?!
**[00:43] Iyashi**
Himeru?
**[00:44] Ryou**
There's another Kangoshi now?!
**[00:47] Himeru**
I'm embarrassed to be seen, so I was
hiding behind the sea cucumbers...
**[00:50] Ryou**
I'm so embarrassed!
**[00:51] Ryou**
I'm far more embarrassed than you are!
**[00:52] Iyashi**
Come on, Himeru. Introduce yourself.
**[00:55] Himeru**
N-Nice to meet you, Mr. Sea Cucumber.
**[00:57] Ryou**
Who introduces themselves to a sea cucumber?!
**[00:58] Iyashi**
No, no. That's a sea cucumber, too,
but I meant the one in the white coat.
**[01:03] Ryou**
I'm a sea cucumber?!
**[01:05] Himeru**
I hold burning passion in my heart!
**[01:07] Himeru**
I will protect your heart!
**[01:09] Ryou**
A catch phrase?!
**[01:10] Himeru**
I'm the second Kangoshi
daughter, Kangochi Pime!
**[01:12] Ryou**
She said it wrong!
**[01:13] Asuna**
Onee-chan, you came to ask Dr.
Ryou something, didn't you?
**[01:16] Himeru**
Oh, r-right...
***SIGN*** Poing
**[01:18] Himeru**
It's actually about the urinary organs...
Rather, the genital organs...
**[01:19] [SONG] SFX**
Floop
***SIGN*** Poing
**[01:21] Himeru**
A lot of people come to me
for help with ED lately.
**[01:21] [SONG] SFX**
Floop
***SIGN*** Poing
**[01:23] [SONG] SFX**
Floop
**[01:24] Ryou**
Ah, ED, huh?
**[01:25] Ryou**
And don't talk about that
while holding a sea cucumber!
**[01:27] Himeru**
The pervert in the trunks and
white coat is being mean!
**[01:30] Ryou**
Pervert? Me?!
**[01:31] Iyashi**
Yes...
**[01:32] Iyashi**
It is strange that he's wearing trunks.
**[01:34] Ryou**
I'd be more of a pervert
if I weren't wearing them!
**[01:37] Ryou**
Now then, today we'll be
talking about ED once more.
***SIGN*** °The swimsuit fan service is now over.
Thank you for understanding.
**[01:41] Asuna**
Question, Doctor!
**[01:42] Asuna**
At what point is ED considered ED?
**[01:44] Iyashi**
Most likely...
***SIGN*** Is it harder than diamond?
***SIGN*** Can it hammer nails?
***SIGN*** Can it pierce concrete?
***SIGN*** If you answered "No" to any of these → ED
**[01:46] Ryou**
That's too strict!
***SIGN*** •It takes a long time to achieve erection.
•Erection is lost before completing the act.
•Difficult to achieve erection on certain days.
**[01:47] Ryou**
Many people have the wrong idea.
**[01:49] Ryou**
ED doesn't mean one can't
get an erection at all.
**[01:52] Ryou**
Any condition resulting in
low sexual satisfaction,
**[01:54] Ryou**
including these, is considered ED.
**[01:56] Asuna**
Doctor...
**[01:57] Asuna**
This anime has used the word "erection"
more than any adult anime.
**[02:00] Ryou**
It's an episode about
erections! I can't help it!
***SIGN*** We might make the Guinness Book of World Erectords
***SIGN*** Erectords!?
**[02:02] Himeru**
So, what causes ED?
***SIGN*** Physical Causes
***SIGN*** Mental Causes
**[02:04] [SONG] Text**
Causes of ED
**[02:04] Ryou**
There are mental and physical causes.
**[02:06] Ryou**
The most serious causes are physical.
***SIGN*** Physical Causes
***SIGN*** Diabetes • High Blood Pressure
Hyperlipidemia • Stroke
Heart Attack, etc.
**[02:08] Asuna**
What? But those conditions
aren't that common, are they?
**[02:12] Ryou**
Fool! Don't take these lightly!
**[02:15] Asuna**
Who are you now?!
**[02:16] Ryou**
The greatest cause of ED is
said to be arteriosclerosis.
***SIGN*** Normal Blood Arteriosclerosis
Blood flows easily Blood flow restricted
**[02:20] Ryou**
Hardened arteries make already-narrow
blood vessels even narrower,
***SIGN*** Width of Various Arteries
***SIGN*** Genitalia Around the Heart Around the Brain
**[02:24] Ryou**
making erection difficult.
***SIGN*** Shwing
**[02:26] Ryou**
In other words,
**[02:27] Ryou**
if you're prone to ED and you also suffer
from any of these, seek attention!
***SIGN*** Someone in your family has one of these conditions. You don't exercise much. You like sweets.
**[02:31] Ryou**
Don't just brush it off as "in your mind."
**[02:33] Ryou**
Exercise and watch what you eat! Understand?!
***SIGN*** Squeak...
**[02:36] Ryou**
She passed out?!
**[02:37] Asuna**
It's because you're shouting so loud, Doctor.
***SIGN*** Himeru's Heart Genital Arteries
**[02:40] Asuna**
Onee-chan's heart is very small and delicate.
**[02:43] Ryou**
What?! Wait, don't compare
it to genital arteries!
***SIGN*** Mental Causes
**[02:46] [SONG] Text**
•Extreme anxiety
•Work stress
•Mental conditions such as depression
**[02:46] Ryou**
Of course, it may be for
strictly mental reasons.
**[02:49] Ryou**
Things like stress and extreme anxiety
can also restrict blood flow,
***SIGN*** Mental conditions
such as depression
***SIGN*** Extreme Anxiety
Work Stress
**[02:52] Ryou**
making erection difficult.
**[02:54] Asuna**
I see. So either way,
it comes back to blood vessels.
**[02:57] Asuna**
How do you reduce anxiety, then?
**[02:59] Ryou**
The best way is to express you're anxious.
**[03:02] Asuna**
Huh?
***SIGN*** I can't be nervous!
**[03:03] Ryou**
The more you tell yourself not to be
nervous, the more pressure it puts on you.
***SIGN*** Get up!
**[03:06] Ryou**
Stating that you're nervous
will reduce the stress,
**[03:08] Ryou**
making erection easier.
***SIGN*** I'm so nervous...
**[03:09] Guy**
Sorry... I'm so nervous...
***SIGN*** You need an enema?
**[03:11] Girl**
You need an enema?
**[03:12] Ryou**
There's no way she could
mishear him *that* much.
**[03:13] Himeru**
But you can't tell whether the
cause is mental or physical, right?
**[03:17] Ryou**
No, either way, blood vessels are the
**[03:19] Ryou**
root cause, so there are solutions.
***SIGN*** Viagra
Levitra
Cialis
**[03:21] Ryou**
Yes, when we think of ED,
**[03:23] Ryou**
we think of drugs like
**[03:25] Ryou**
Viagra, Levitra, and Cialis.
**[03:27] Asuna**
But I've often heard that drugs
like these are bad for your heart.
**[03:31] Ryou**
Well, aside from people with
existing heart conditions,
**[03:34] Ryou**
these drugs themselves are
not entirely to blame.
**[03:36] Ryou**
Most effects on the heart
are caused not by the drug
**[03:39] Ryou**
so much as by what you do after taking it.
**[03:42] Asuna**
What would you do after taking it?
**[03:43] Ryou**
You're asking that *now*?
**[03:45] Himeru**
Can you buy the drugs online?
**[03:48] Ryou**
Well, when drugs are sold online,
it's not uncommon to find fakes.
**[03:52] Ryou**
It's safer to get a prescription
from a medical institution.
***SIGN*** Rule of Paraguay
**[03:55] Guy**
Congratulations!
**[03:55] Asuna**
They sent him Paraguay instead of Viagra...
**[03:56] All**
King! King! King!
**[03:58] Ryou**
A fake that big isn't even possible!
***SIGN*** Paraguay
**[04:00] Guy**
Delivery.
**[04:01] Himeru**
They sent him a chipmunk instead of Cialis...
***SIGN*** Are you mean?
**[04:03] Ryou**
Don't swallow that!
It won't give you an erection!
**[04:06] Iyashi**
They sent him a young, rich, faithful,
handsome young man instead of Levitra.
**[04:07] Guy**
Hi!
**[04:10] Ryou**
Okay, that's not even a pun.
That's just what you wish for.
**[04:13] Ryou**
Regardless, if you're
successful even just once,
**[04:16] Ryou**
it may work out naturally the next time.
***SIGN*** Today's Theme:
"ED"
(Erectile Dysfunction)
**[04:19] Ryou**
Don't stress over it alone.
Start by opening up to someone.
**[04:22] All**
Okay!
**[04:23] Ryou**
By the way, Himeru-san,
**[04:25] Ryou**
what advice would you give to a man
who's too nervous to achieve an erection?
**[04:29] Himeru**
U-Um...
**[04:32] Himeru**
Don't stiffen up so much...
**[04:35] Ryou**
That's a bit contradictory.
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
***SIGN*** If you're suffering from contradictions,
visit the mental clinic!
# 9 - How Do You Remedy Fetishism?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR9P3EP36/comical-psychosomatic-medicine)
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
**[00:04] Asuna**
There is one hidden difference
between these two images.
**[00:07] Himeru**
Can you tell where it is?
**[00:10] Ryou**
Of course they can tell!
It's not even hidden!
***SIGN*** Episode 9
"How Do You Remedy Fetishism?"
**[00:14] Asuna**
The answer is...
**[00:17] Asuna**
The shape of the leaves!
***SIGN*** Did you notice it?
**[00:19] Ryou**
What?! There's something else on
a completely different level!
**[00:21] Himeru**
Actually, Iyashi-oneechan's hair does
look a bit shorter in this one.
**[00:26] Asuna**
Yeah, now that you mention
it, her hair is...
**[00:28] Ryou**
Is that what your sister looks
like with shorter hair?!
**[00:31] Asuna**
If you didn't notice the leaves,
you have problems paying attention!
***SIGN*** Point
**[00:36] Ryou**
That's an issue of attentiveness?!
***SIGN*** Boom
**[00:37] Asuna**
Okay, then, you're gullible!
**[00:39] Ryou**
Isn't there some other way to put it?!
**[00:40] Himeru**
Then you have such an abnormal
fascination with men in negligee
**[00:44] Himeru**
that you couldn't see anything else.
**[00:46] Ryou**
That's the worst result possible!
**[00:47] Shitaki**
Honestly, why can't you
admit to your mistake?
**[00:50] ---**
That's not manly at all.
**[00:51] Ryou**
Gah! He's in the conversation now!
**[00:53] Ryou**
Also, I don't want to be lectured
about manliness by a guy in negligee!
**[00:57] Shitaki**
But more importantly, who am I?!
**[00:58] Ryou**
That's what *I* want to know!
**[01:00] Shitaki**
You want to know that badly?
**[01:02] Ryou**
No, not really.
**[01:07] Asuna**
Why does he have my underwear?!
***SIGN*** Slide
***SIGN*** Slide
**[01:09] Himeru**
And my underwear, too! H-He's a pervert!
**[01:12] Ryou**
Um, he was a pervert before that, too.
**[01:15] Shitaki**
Girls' underwear is mine,
**[01:18] Shitaki**
and my underwear is mine!
**[01:20] Ryou**
Are you Gi*n?!
**[01:22] Shitaki**
I wear it on my head, therefore I am!
**[01:27] Shitaki**
I am the king of underwear fetishes,
**[01:29] Shitaki**
Shitaki Fueichi!
**[01:32] Ryou**
Your catch phrase, your name,
and the way you dress
**[01:34] ---**
are all disgusting!
**[01:35] Asuna**
R-Run, Onee-chan! Leave this to me!
***SIGN*** Shove Shove
**[01:39] Himeru**
No! You run first!
**[01:39] Ryou**
Sisterly love in words only...
**[01:41] Shitaki**
Oh, don't worry, ladies.
**[01:43] Shitaki**
I have no interest in the
people who wear these.
***SIGN*** Crack
***SIGN*** Thud
***SIGN*** Spin Spin Spin
***SIGN*** Mmf Mmf
**[01:48] Iyashi**
So, since he's dangerous,
I captured him with my underwear.
**[01:51] Ryou**
Th-Those binds are...?!
**[01:53] Himeru**
Um, is he mentally ill, too?
**[01:55] Asuna**
Surely not! If he's sick,
psychiatry would be a really tough jo—
**[01:59] Ryou**
Well, yes.
**[02:00] Ryou**
He has a disorder known in
psychiatry as "fetishism."
***SIGN*** Fetishism
**[02:04] Asuna**
*Psychiatry* is *a tough job!*
**[02:07] Himeru**
Um, that means he has a fetish, right?
**[02:10] Ryou**
Yes.
**[02:10] Himeru**
I-I don't know much about it...
**[02:12] Himeru**
Is it like a foot fetish, bust fetish,
**[02:14] Himeru**
nape-after-a-bath fetish,
navel-showing-under-a-tight-shirt fetish,
**[02:17] Himeru**
or slightly-sweaty-clavicle-on-
a-summer-day fetish?
**[02:20] Ryou**
You don't know much?
I'd say you know *too* much.
**[02:23] Himeru**
But at what point is it an illness?
**[02:25] Ryou**
This is what the DSM-IV says.
***SIGN*** When intense sexual urges, fantasies,
or behavior toward an inanimate object occur
continually or repeatedly for six months or more.
**[02:29] Asuna**
It has to go on for six months, then?
**[02:32] Master**
I will not recognize you as a fanatic
if you only have a five-month history!
**[02:34] Master**
Come back after washing
your face with a bra!
**[02:36] Guy**
Damn!
**[02:37] Ryou**
The diagnostic criteria aren't a contest
of how long you've been a fanatic!
**[02:40] Iyashi**
Six months, huh?
**[02:41] Iyashi**
Then if it's this type of underwear,
he'd be accepted right away, right?
***SIGN*** I wore these for
six months! -Mizuho
**[02:45] Guy**
How about this, Master?!
**[02:46] Master**
Good. I initiate you into
the art of fetishism.
**[02:49] Ryou**
Secondhand underwear?!
**[02:49] Ryou**
And those "six months"
are totally irrelevant!
**[02:52] Ryou**
What really counts is the
"inanimate object" part.
**[02:55] Ryou**
That means foot fetishes and bust fetishes
are not classified as fetishism.
***SIGN*** Whew
**[02:59] Asuna**
What types are there, then?
**[03:01] Ryou**
There are many,
**[03:02] Ryou**
such as high heels, low heels, stilettos,
**[03:05] ---**
mules, sneakers, pumps, long boots,
fur boots, rain boots, sandals...
**[03:07] Asuna**
Why are they all shoes?
**[03:09] ---**
Are you a shoe fetishist?!
***SIGN*** Today's Theme:
"Fetishism"
**[03:10] Himeru**
Then does anyone who's
excited by an inanimate
**[03:13] ---**
object suffer from fetishism?
**[03:15] Ryou**
Actually, there's one other condition.
***SIGN*** Those sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors cause considerable suffering or interference in the patient's social life and or career.
**[03:19] Ryou**
In other words, if it doesn't
cause problems, then it's fine.
**[03:21] Himeru**
What sorts of problems?
**[03:23] Ryou**
For example...
***SIGN*** I can't get
turned on
unless you
wear a
Chinese
outfit!
**[03:25] Ryou**
Since it's causing problems
in this couple's married life,
***SIGN*** No
way
!!
**[03:28] ---**
it may be diagnosed as an illness...
***SIGN*** You'll wear a Chinese outfit for me?
**[03:30] Ryou**
But there's no problem if
the partner accepts it,
***SIGN*** If it'll make you happy...
**[03:33] ---**
so it's not an illness.
**[03:34] Asuna**
That's the Chinese outfit he meant?!
**[03:35] Ryou**
And some men with underwear
fetishes steal them
**[03:37] ---**
instead of buying them.
**[03:39] Ryou**
That is a problem, of course.
**[03:40] Asuna**
Ah...
**[03:41] Ryou**
But now, underwear can be bought online,
**[03:44] ---**
so it seems there are fewer problems.
**[03:46] Shitaki**
It can't beat the charm of the real thing.
**[03:48] Shitaki**
Our internet-centric
society seems convenient,
**[03:50] ---**
but it's lost something important.
**[03:51] Ryou**
That sounds cool out of context,
but it's really terrible!
**[03:53] Ryou**
You've lost a lot of important things!
**[03:55] Himeru**
What treatment methods are there?
***SIGN*** Today's Theme:
"Fetishism"
**[03:57] Ryou**
According to this book by
the psychiatrist, Kaplan...
***SIGN*** Allow the patient to feel excited by the object until he tires of it.
***SIGN*** Pant Pant Pant
**[04:05] Asuna**
When is he going to get tired of it?
**[04:07] Ryou**
Before he dies, I'm sure...
**[04:08] Ryou**
Kaplan also wrote more on
the subject of treatment.
***SIGN*** Treatment will only help to a certain extent.
**[04:12] Asuna**
So it can never be completely healed, then.
**[04:14] Ryou**
Yes. I guess Dr. Kaplan gave up.
**[04:17] Ryou**
Regardless, why not just avoid stealing,
**[04:19] Ryou**
and find ways to use your fetish
to maximize sexual stimulation?
**[04:25] Asuna**
Thank you for that safe summation.
**[04:27] Ryou**
By the way,
**[04:28] Ryou**
Iyashi-san, is there anything
about men that turns you on?
**[04:31] Iyashi**
Huh?
**[04:33] Iyashi**
Money.
**[04:35] Ryou**
That's not... what I meant...
***SIGN*** If you're too fixated on one
thing, visit the mental clinic!
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
**[04:40] ---**
# 10 - How Do You Remedy Exhibitionism?
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 10
"How Do You Remedy Exhibitionism?"
**[00:12] Asuna**
Did you know this, Onee-chan?
**[00:14] Asuna**
The "Yuu" in Yuu Mental Clinic is
short for "yuujuufudan" *(indecisive)*.
**[00:18] Iyashi**
I heard it was short for "yuutairidatsu"
*(out-of-body experience)*.
***SIGN*** X Month, X Day, 6:44 AM, Somewhere in Tokyo
**[00:21] Asuna**
Huh?
**[00:23] Iyashi**
By the way, Asuna, what do
you think of Ryou-kun?
**[00:26] Asuna**
Robot in glasses who makes snappy comebacks.
**[00:27] Iyashi**
I see.
**[00:31] Iyashi**
Is something wrong, Asuna?
**[00:33] Asuna**
W-Well...
***SIGN*** Bam
***SIGN*** Bam
***SIGN*** Bam
***SIGN*** Yaaaah!
***SIGN*** Bang
**[00:48] Asuna**
Th-Th...
**[00:51] Asuna**
Th-Th-Th-There was a flasher!
**[00:53] Ryou**
Er... Huh?
**[00:55] Ryou**
Is it me, or does one of
you look happy about this?
**[00:57] Asuna**
Please do something about that flasher!
**[01:00] Ryou**
That's not the way a health
care provider should say it.
**[01:04] Ryou**
In psychiatry, there is an
illness called "exhibitionism"!
***SIGN*** Exhibitionism
**[01:07] Ryou**
Show some consideration for
those afflicted by it!
**[01:08] Asuna**
Why are you going so far to defend them?!
**[01:10] Asuna**
Who cares?! They're sick with *that* illness!
***SIGN*** Exhibitionism
***SIGN*** Diagnosed when the act, urge,
or fantasy of exposing one's genitals
to unsuspecting strangers is
repeated for at least six months.
**[01:13] Ryou**
No, just listen to this.
**[01:15] Ryou**
The DSM-IV, the model for diagnosis
standards in psychiatry, says:
**[01:19] Ryou**
"Exhibitionism: diagnosed when
the act, urge, or fantasy
**[01:23] Ryou**
of exposing one's genitals to
unsuspecting strangers is repeated
**[01:27] Ryou**
for at least six months."
***SIGN*** Bam
***SIGN*** Eek!
**[01:29] Ryou**
If I recall correctly, he first
showed up five months ago.
***SIGN*** Month
***SIGN*** Bam
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** Months
***SIGN*** Bam
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** Bam
***SIGN*** Eek!
**[01:33] Asuna**
Huh?! You should've reported him
the first time you saw him!
**[01:36] Ryou**
In other words!
**[01:37] Ryou**
He hasn't reached a length of six months,
***SIGN*** Ta-da!
***SIGN*** Developing Condition
**[01:39] Ryou**
so he is not afflicted with exhibitionism!
**[01:41] Asuna**
What?! Why do I not agree with this at all?!
**[01:45] Iyashi**
So the length changes the diagnosis?
***SIGN*** Only diagnosed as exhibitionism if it's over X centimeters.
**[01:47] Doctor**
Congratulations. You do not
qualify for exhibitionism.
**[01:49] Ryou**
Not *that* length!
***SIGN*** Shock
**[01:50] Ryou**
And don't discriminate based on that!
**[01:53] Ryou**
The diagnosis standard continues to say...
**[01:55] Ryou**
"These urges cause considerable suffering or
difficulty in the patient's relationships."
**[02:01] Ryou**
It seems this criterion is
important in diagnosis, as well.
**[02:03] Asuna**
Huh?
**[02:05] Ryou**
In other words, if it doesn't bother
anyone, it's not a problem!
***SIGN*** Wow, what a feast for my eyes.
**[02:09] Asuna**
It does bother me!
**[02:10] ---**
Also, that just makes me look like a pervert!
**[02:12] Iyashi**
Asuna, it didn't particularly bother me.
**[02:15] Asuna**
Well, having a sister like you bothers me!
**[02:17] Ryou**
Either way, by the standards for
diagnosis, he's in the clear.
**[02:20] Asuna**
Not where the law is concerned!
**[02:22] Iyashi**
But what sorts of people
become exhibitionists?
**[02:24] Iyashi**
I don't mean that in a strange way.
**[02:26] ---**
I just have a purely sexual interest.
**[02:28] Ryou**
Uh, yeah, that's purely impure.
**[02:30] Ryou**
Regarding that,
**[02:31] ---**
the psychiatrist Kaplan wrote this in the
*Pocket Handbook of Clinical Psychiatry*:
***SIGN*** Rare for Women
***SIGN*** Bare for Women!
**[02:39] Asuna**
Bare for women?!
***SIGN*** Bare for Women!
***SIGN*** Ah, nothing beats normal romance!
***SIGN*** I'll never flash anyone again!
***SIGN*** Rare for Women!
**[02:45] Ryou**
No! It's "rare for women"!
**[02:47] Iyashi**
Actually, my medical textbook
from long ago said...
***SIGN*** Breast cancer
occurs by bearing with men.
**[02:49] Iyashi**
"Breast cancer occurs by bearing with men."
***SIGN*** No! I don't want to get breast cancer!
**[02:55] Ryou**
That's the same thing!
***SIGN*** Breast cancer
barely occurs with men.
**[02:56] Ryou**
It "*barely* occurs with men"!
**[02:59] Asuna**
At any rate, that means most
exhibitionists are men, right?
**[03:02] Ryou**
Sadly, yes.
**[03:04] Asuna**
And what kinds of men are they?
**[03:06] Ryou**
The New Guide to Psychiatry says...
**[03:10] Iyashi**
"Men who expose themselves
are often quiet men
**[03:12] ---**
who fear association with women."
**[03:15] Guy**
*On weekends, I flash in LOHAS style.*
**[03:19] Iyashi**
So they're the "herbivore guys"
that are all the rage lately?
**[03:21] Ryou**
Wait, that's not really wrong,
but it feels like it should be!
**[03:25] Iyashi**
But if they're cowardly herbivore types,
why do they expose themselves?
**[03:29] Ryou**
Regarding that, it says...
**[03:32] Ryou**
"Though the patient is fearful,
**[03:33] ---**
he exposes himself out of a
desire to prove his manliness."
**[03:42] Girl**
Wow! How manly!
**[03:44] Iyashi**
So this is the ideal reaction
that flashers want?
**[03:48] Ryou**
That's definitely wrong!
**[03:49] Asuna**
So, how do you treat it?
**[03:50] Ryou**
Well, the *Pocket Handbook of
Clinical Psychiatry* says...
**[03:54] Asuna**
"Women exposed to flashers
should ignore them."
**[03:57] Asuna**
Huh? This is a treatment?!
**[03:59] Asuna**
Don't give the responsibility to women!
**[04:01] Asuna**
Besides, isn't that dangerous?!
**[04:03] [SONG] Text**
We shouldn't
have to be the
man's remedy!
**[04:03] Asuna**
They should run away, not ignore him!
**[04:05] Ryou**
As far as that goes, you can
rest easy. It also says...
**[04:09] Ryou**
"Such men are aggressive,
but not dangerous."
**[04:12] Asuna**
They're aggressive?!
**[04:13] Asuna**
Even if you add that they're not dangerous,
I can't rest easy if they're aggressive!
**[04:17] Asuna**
What else? What other treatments are there?!
**[04:19] Ryou**
Wait! This decisive treatment
method is written at the end!
**[04:23] Asuna**
What is it?!
**[04:25] All**
"Report them to the police."
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Beep Boop
***SIGN*** Beep Boop Bap
**[04:31] Asuna**
That counts as treatment?
**[04:34] Ryou**
His treatment... No, his
battle has only just begun.
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
***SIGN*** If you're tired of fighting,
visit the mental clinic!
**[04:40] ---**
# 11 - At What Point is Voyeurism a Sickness?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR9P3EP36/comical-psychosomatic-medicine)
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 11
"At What Point is
Voyeurism a Sickness?"
**[00:11] Asuna**
Let's go clothes shopping, Onee-chan!
**[00:14] Iyashi**
Sure. Which cosplay shop
do you want to go to?
**[00:16] Asuna**
That's not what I mean... Huh?
***SIGN*** Do Not Look
In This Hole!
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[00:23] Asuna**
I just can't help looking when
I see messages like these.
**[00:26] Iyashi**
Hey, Asuna...
**[00:30] Asuna**
A camera?
***SIGN*** Bam
***SIGN*** Bang
**[00:40] Asuna**
Th-Th...
**[00:42] Asuna**
Th-Th-Th-There was a peeping tom!
**[00:44] Ryou**
Huh?
**[00:45] Asuna**
He was taking pictures!
**[00:46] Ryou**
Asuna-san.
**[00:47] Ryou**
That's not the way a health
care provider should say it.
**[00:50] Asuna**
Huh?
**[00:52] Ryou**
In psychiatry, there is an
illness called "voyeurism!"
***SIGN*** Voyeurism
***SIGN*** Women
**[00:56] Guy&Text**
*Inspection complete.*
**[00:58] Asuna**
Just call it peeping syndrome!
***SIGN*** He looks cooler than he should!!
**[01:00] Asuna**
I don't care what it's called!
Does he have that illness, too?
**[01:03] Ryou**
Actually, in the DSM-IV,
voyeurism is defined this way...
***SIGN*** "Voyeurism"
***SIGN*** Diagnosed when one watches unsuspecting strangers naked, removing clothes, or engaging in sexual acts frequently over a period of at least six months.
**[01:09] Asuna**
Naked, removing clothes, or sexual acts?
**[01:10] Ryou**
In other words, just seeing your
underwear isn't considered voyeurism!
**[01:13] Asuna**
What?!
**[01:14] Asuna**
I don't agree with that at all!
***SIGN*** It's okay 'cause they're panties!
**[01:17] Iyashi**
Don't worry, Asuna.
**[01:19] Iyashi**
I'm not wearing any today,
**[01:21] Iyashi**
so it would've been voyeurism for me.
**[01:23] Asuna**
Why aren't you wearing any?!
Forget voyeurism, are *you* okay?!
**[01:27] Ryou**
And it's important that it
continues for six months.
**[01:30] Ryou**
In other words, just peeping once
isn't considered voyeurism!
***SIGN*** So you can
all rest easy!
**[01:34] Asuna**
Your criteria for diagnosis are way too lax!
**[01:36] Iyashi**
So it's not voyeurism unless you
keep watching for six months?
**[01:40] Ryou**
Not for six months *straight*.
***SIGN*** These sexual urges cause considerable suffering or difficulty in the patient's relationships.
**[01:42] Ryou**
There's also this condition.
**[01:45] Ryou**
In other words, if it doesn't bother
anyone, it's not a problem!
**[01:48] Asuna**
I'm so happy. Take more
pictures of all of me.
**[01:51] Asuna**
It does bother me!
**[01:52] ---**
And again, that makes *me*
look like the pervert!
***SIGN*** Today's Theme:
"Voyeurism"
**[01:54] Asuna**
But why do people want to peep, anyway?
**[01:57] Ryou**
Huh?
**[01:57] Asuna**
I mean, if the guy has a girlfriend,
**[01:59] Asuna**
he could do a lot more
than just catch glimpses.
**[02:02] Iyashi**
Asuna...
**[02:03] Iyashi**
Maybe they peep because they
don't have that option.
**[02:05] Asuna**
She said it!
**[02:06] Ryou**
No, there are men with girlfriends or
wives who still get arrested for peeping.
**[02:11] Asuna**
Really?
**[02:12] Ryou**
It's believed that voyeurism
offers a kind of stimulation
***SIGN*** He and I are in love!
***SIGN*** I see...
**[02:16] Ryou**
unlike that experienced
in normal sexual acts.
**[02:18] Ryou**
Perhaps, instead of looking with permission,
**[02:19] [SONG] Text**
Huge Scoop!
Alone in hotel with lover!!
***SIGN*** Please comment! Is it true?!
**[02:20] Ryou**
looking in secret gives them
a greater sense of conquest.
**[02:23] Ryou**
Also, rather than working hard
and earning what you expect,
***SIGN*** I worked hard for a
month and made
150,000 yen...
**[02:26] Ryou**
getting more than you expected without
working for it may bring greater joy.
***SIGN*** I found 10,000 yen!
**[02:31] Iyashi**
Dr. Ryou, you need to include this message.
***SIGN*** This anime is only explaining the mentality behind voyeurism, expressed through ideas, and does not condone peeping. We are not responsible for any crimes committed because it was mentioned in this anime. -The Comical Psychosomatic Medicine Staff
**[02:35] Ryou**
They're evading all responsibility?!
**[02:36] Asuna**
But what are people who are
prone to voyeurism like?
**[02:40] Ryou**
The psychiatrist Richard W. Roukema said...
***SIGN*** "Voyeurs do not like to be seen by the people they're watching."
***SIGN*** Don't look, you pervert!
**[02:44] Asuna**
The nerve!
**[02:45] Ryou**
And according to Roukema,
the number of patients
**[02:48] ---**
receiving treatment for it is
vastly down from 40 years ago.
**[02:50] Asuna**
Why is that?
***SIGN*** "Possibly because their sexual needs are fulfilled by adult websites and porn videos."
**[02:52] Asuna**
What?! Really?!
**[02:55] Asuna**
G-Grandpa?!
**[02:56] Grandpa**
Kids today don't know how
hard it was back then!
**[02:59] Grandpa**
You get all the cake and
sweets you can eat, right?
**[03:01] Grandpa**
But when I was a boy, we had none of that!
**[03:03] Grandpa**
The sweetest thing we had was the fruit
of the neighborhood persimmon tree!
**[03:06] Grandpa**
It's the same with erotic stuff!
**[03:08] Grandpa**
These days, you can find anything on the
internet, from young to mature ladies.
**[03:11] Grandpa**
But in my day, we had to
find it all locally!
**[03:14] Grandpa**
But I don't think I had it rough!
**[03:16] Grandpa**
Now, when everything is at our fingertips,
**[03:18] Grandpa**
is when we need to remember the
happiness of the old da—
**[03:21] Ryou**
He really flew!
**[03:25] Asuna**
What treatment methods
are there for voyeurism?
**[03:28] Ryou**
Oh, right...
**[03:29] [SONG] Text**
Medicinal Treatment
**[03:29] Ryou**
First, there's medicine.
**[03:31] Iyashi**
Medicine for voyeurism?
***SIGN*** You won't want to look anymore!
Voyeur-B-Gone!
***SIGN*** You won't want to look anymore!
***SIGN*** Voyeur-B-Gone
**[03:35] Ryou**
No medication treats it *that* directly!
***SIGN*** I can relax now!
**[03:38] Ryou**
Most patients suffer from
stress or sexual frustration,
**[03:40] Ryou**
so they'd use medicine to relieve those.
**[03:43] Asuna**
Oh, I get it...
**[03:44] Iyashi**
Use medicine?
**[03:46] Ryou**
Not *that* way! What is this, an
intelligence test for chimpanzees?!
**[03:49] Ryou**
There are also psychological remedies.
**[03:51] Ryou**
It's said that most voyeurism patients
experience cognitive distortions.
**[03:54] Guy**
If she's wearing a skirt that
short, she must want to be seen.
***SIGN*** Girls actually like
being seen, right?
**[03:58] Ryou**
So we would correct those distortions.
**[04:00] Doc**
It doesn't mean they want to show you.
***SIGN*** No girl is happy to be
seen by a peeping tom.
**[04:02] [SONG] Text**
Crushed
**[04:04] Asuna**
But none of those seems
like a decisive solution.
**[04:07] Asuna**
What else is there?
**[04:08] Ryou**
There's also a method called
"aversive conditioning."
**[04:11] Ryou**
By administering punishment
for doing something wrong,
***SIGN*** Zap Zap
**[04:13] Ryou**
the patient learns to not do it again.
***SIGN*** I won't go to the right again.
**[04:16] Asuna**
Hmm, punishment for peeping...
**[04:19] Girl**
Pervert!
**[04:22] Guy**
*So this is her used bathwater...*
**[04:24] Asuna**
That's not working as a punishment!
**[04:26] Asuna**
What do we do?! There has to be a punishment!
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Boop
***SIGN*** Bap
**[04:33] Asuna**
So there is a punishment.
**[04:35] Ryou**
I just hope he isn't enjoying it.
***SIGN*** Before you get punished,
visit the mental clinic!
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
**[04:40] ---**
# 12 - What Is Social Anxiety Disorder?
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 12
"What Is Social
Anxiety Disorder?"
**[00:10] Himeru**
What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?
**[00:14] Himeru**
What do I do? What do I do?
**[00:16] Himeru**
What do I do?
**[00:18] Asuna**
This way, Doctor!
**[00:18] Himeru**
What do I do? What do I do?
**[00:19] Ryou**
O-Okay...
**[00:20] Ryou**
But, Asuna-san, is it true that
Himeru-san is in big trouble?
**[00:24] Asuna**
Yes. She even left this note.
***SIGN*** Asuna, I'm in a major pinch!
You might say... Da Pinchy.
Even Mona Lisa is shocked!
**[00:28] Ryou**
* Is it me or does she seem*
* to be taking it in stride?*
**[00:30] Asuna**
Try not to be surprised.
**[00:32] Asuna**
When my sister's in trouble, she changes
so much, you wouldn't recognize her.
**[00:36] Ryou**
Oh, don't exaggerate...
**[00:38] Himeru**
Oink.
**[00:40] Ryou&Text**
*Who is that, seriously?!*
**[00:42] Asuna**
You're a sow today, Onee-chan?
**[00:44] Himeru**
Oink, oink, oink...
**[00:44] Ryou**
You're treating her normally?!
***SIGN*** And you specify "sow"?!
**[00:46] Himeru**
Oink, oink, oink.
**[00:47] Ryou**
She's a pig inside and out!
**[00:48] Asuna**
Uh-huh. I see...
**[00:49] Ryou**
They're holding a conversation?!
**[00:50] Ryou**
Um, what is she saying?
**[00:53] Asuna**
She's saying "oink, oink."
**[00:54] Ryou**
I can tell that much!
**[00:55] Himeru**
Oink, oink, oink.
**[00:58] Himeru**
Oink.
**[00:59] Ryou**
Is she a matryoshka doll?
**[01:00] Ryou**
Just how serious is this?!
***SIGN*** Plunk
**[01:02] Ryou**
Um... Why are you a sow?
**[01:04] Himeru**
W-Well, I'm going to be
joining a certain club,
**[01:07] Himeru**
and I have to introduce myself there.
**[01:09] Himeru**
Just thinking about it makes me anxious,
**[01:12] Himeru**
so I thought I'd dress as a sow
so I'd be less embarrassed...
**[01:14] Ryou**
I think the sow costume is a few
million times more embarrassing.
**[01:18] Ryou**
So basically,
**[01:19] Ryou**
you get nervous in front of large groups?
**[01:22] Himeru**
Yes.
**[01:23] Asuna**
Then I'll give you some advice rooted
in the latest psychiatric studies.
**[01:26] Ryou**
Huh?!
**[01:27] Asuna**
Write "person" on your hand and swallow it!
**[01:29] Ryou**
That's not psychiatric or even medical!
**[01:31] Ryou**
Also, that's "enter," not "person," Asuna-san!
**[01:33] Himeru**
Swallow it...
***SIGN*** Chew Chew
**[01:34] Ryou**
She's trying to swallow it for real!
**[01:37] Asuna**
Seeing a family member so freaked
out actually makes me feel calmer.
**[01:41] Ryou**
What good does it do for you to calm down?!
**[01:42] Asuna**
Anyway, Doctor, can't you solve this
with that psychiatry of yours?
***SIGN*** Gurgle
**[01:47] Ryou**
Generally, when anxiety symptoms are strong,
**[01:49] Ryou**
it's known in psychiatry
as "anxiety disorder."
***SIGN*** Anxiety Disorder
**[01:51] [SONG] Text**
Troubled due to anxiety.
**[01:52] Ryou**
It means you're troubled due to anxiety.
**[01:54] Ryou**
There are various types, but the type
**[01:56] Ryou**
that often feels anxious when interacting
with people, like Himeru-san,
***SIGN*** Social Anxiety Disorder or (Social Phobia)
**[01:59] Ryou**
is known as "social anxiety disorder."
**[02:01] Himeru**
Wh-What are the specific symptoms?
**[02:04] Ryou**
The most common one is glossophobia.
**[02:05] [SONG] Text**
Glossophobia
**[02:06] Ryou**
This refers to intense
anxiety felt when speaking
**[02:08] Ryou**
in front of many people,
such as receptions or meetings.
**[02:12] Asuna**
What's it called when you're anxious because
***SIGN*** Wedding Reception Invitation
**[02:14] ---**
everyone around you is holding receptions?
**[02:16] Ryou**
That's a different matter.
**[02:18] Ryou**
Regardless, many people
fear public speaking,
**[02:20] Ryou**
so don't feel like you're alone.
**[02:21] Himeru**
Oh, so it's not just me?
***SIGN*** Whew
**[02:24] Ryou**
I think you *are* the only
one who turns into a sow.
**[02:26] Ryou**
Then there's "scopophobia,"
**[02:26] [SONG] Text**
Scopophobia
**[02:27] Ryou**
meaning you feel anxious when
exposed to the eyes of others.
**[02:30] Asuna**
Is there anyone with scopophobia
who's also an exhibitionist?
***SIGN*** Ah... I want you to look...! But I'm scared...!
**[02:33] Ryou**
If there is, it'd be the
worst complication ever!
**[02:35] Ryou**
Then there's telephonophobia,
***SIGN*** Telephonophobia
**[02:36] Ryou**
an intense anxiety toward
speaking on the phone.
***SIGN*** Social Anxiety Disorder
**[02:39] [SONG] Text**
Scared to interact with people
**[02:40] Ryou**
Whichever you're dealing with,
the fear of interacting
**[02:42] ---**
with people is social anxiety disorder.
**[02:44] Asuna**
How is it treated?
**[02:45] Ryou**
Well, it's generally treated
with medication, such as SSRI.
***SIGN*** Medical Treatment
***SIGN*** Anti-Anxiety Drugs
Etc.
**[02:48] Ryou**
There's also psychological treatment
and gradual acclimation.
**[02:52] Ryou**
For example, if you can speak
in front of one person,
**[02:54] Ryou**
you try it with two, then three,
and increasingly more.
**[02:57] Asuna**
And with each added person,
your reward doubles, right?
**[03:00] Ryou**
It's not a pyramid scheme!
**[03:02] Ryou**
For starters, why don't you
introduce yourself to us?
**[03:05] Ryou**
If you practice, you won't get as
nervous when you do it for real.
**[03:08] Himeru**
O-Okay, I'll try.
***SIGN*** I'm H!
***SIGN*** I'm H!
**[03:12] Ryou**
Okay, hold on! Right from
the start, hold on!
**[03:14] Himeru**
I-I was embarrassed to say my
name, so I used my initial.
***SIGN*** H for "Himeru"
**[03:17] Ryou**
That's even more embarrassing! Say it right!
**[03:19] Himeru**
I'm Himeru! H me!
***SIGN*** H me!
**[03:21] Ryou**
Hold on, again! What is
this for, a dating site?!
***SIGN*** H for
"How do you do"
**[03:24] Himeru**
It's for "How do you do."
**[03:25] Ryou**
You're the only person in
Japan who'd abbreviate that!
**[03:28] Himeru**
I'll do my best, so please, SM...
**[03:31] Ryou**
That's even more abnormal. What's that mean?
**[03:33] Himeru**
"Please spare me."
***SIGN*** "SM" for "spare me"
**[03:35] Ryou**
I'm telling you, your abbreviations
are what's embarrassing!
**[03:37] Ryou**
But if you're that nervous,
**[03:40] Ryou**
just saying "I'm very
flustered" is one option.
**[03:42] Ryou**
That alone can calm you down.
**[03:45] Himeru**
I-I'm very flushtered!
**[03:47] Ryou**
Enunciate the whole thing clearly!
**[03:49] Ryou**
By the way, what kind of club is it?
**[03:51] Himeru**
A figure skating fan club.
**[03:53] Asuna**
Wow, that sounds fun!
**[03:54] Ryou**
Well, just say what you want to say simply.
**[03:56] Ryou**
"Hello, my name is Himeru."
**[03:58] Ryou**
"I'm very interested in this activity."
**[04:00] Ryou**
"It's nice to meet you."
**[04:01] Ryou**
I think that'll be fine.
**[04:03] Himaru**
O-Okay. Keep it simple!
**[04:06] Asuna**
Oh, Onee-chan, it's just about
time for you to go, isn't it?
**[04:09] Himeru**
Oh, you're right...
**[04:11] Himeru**
I'm going now.
**[04:11] Asuna**
You can do it!
***SIGN*** Fall Ice Arena
**[04:16] Himeru**
H-H-Hello!
**[04:18] Himeru**
M-M-My name is Himeru.
**[04:20] Guy**
Nice to meet you!
**[04:21] Guy**
It's a woman!
***SIGN*** Hahh... Hahh...
***SIGN*** Figures & Skating Fan Club
***SIGN*** Our first girl! Hot!
***SIGN*** What kinds of figures do you like?
**[04:30] Asuna**
I resign, oink.
**[04:33] Asuna**
Onee-chan's closed her heart again.
**[04:35] Ryou**
I understand how she feels.
***SIGN*** If you close your heart too
much, visit the mental clinic!
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
**[04:40] ---**
# 13 - Be Careful of Sleep Apnea Syndrome!
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 13
"Be Careful of
Sleep Apnea Syndrome!"
**[00:03] Asuna**
Hi, everyone! I'm Nurse Kangoshi Asuna!
**[00:06] Himeru**
I'm Kangoshi Himeru.
**[00:07] Ryou**
I'm the psychiatrist...
**[00:09] Himeru**
U-Um, there's something I'd
like to ask you about...
**[00:12] Ryou**
And what's that?
**[00:14] Himeru**
W-Well... I'm not sure if I should say it...
**[00:17] Ryou**
You can ask anything.
**[00:19] Himeru**
I want them in bed!
**[00:20] Ryou**
What is this, a dating sim?!
**[00:21] Ryou**
Your sister's right there, Onee-san!
**[00:23] Himeru**
No, you see, someone in my family hasn't
been getting enough sleep lately.
**[00:27] Himeru**
I want them to get some sleep.
**[00:28] Ryou**
Oh, that's what you meant?
**[00:30] Asuna**
You're filthy, Doctor.
**[00:32] Ryou**
Me?! This is because *I'm* filthy?!
**[00:34] Ryou**
So who in your family isn't sleeping enough?
**[00:37] Himeru**
Well, that would infringe
on their privacy...
***SIGN*** The Kangoshi
family's privacy...?
**[00:39] Ryou**
I see... Then can you tell me
if they're male or female?
**[00:43] Himeru**
If I had to say, then male, I suppose.
**[00:45] Ryou**
A man? And how did you find
out that he isn't sleeping?
**[00:48] Himeru**
Well, I sleep with him sometimes...
**[00:51] Ryou**
You sleep with him?!
**[00:52] Himeru**
And sometimes he licks me in his sleep.
**[00:54] Ryou**
Licks you?!
**[00:55] Himeru**
But sometimes he stops
breathing in his sleep,
**[00:57] Himeru**
and he looks like he's in pain,
**[00:59] Himeru**
so I don't think he's sleeping very deeply.
**[01:01] Himeru**
So he doesn't do much
during the day, either.
**[01:03] Ryou**
I see.
**[01:04] Ryou**
Have you two heard of SAS?
**[01:07] Asuna**
What?!
**[01:08] Girl**
I'm into sadism.
**[01:10] Guy**
We have a lot in common. So am I!
**[01:12] Asuna**
Sadist and sadist?!
**[01:13] Ryou**
Not even close!
**[01:14] Ryou**
They have that in common,
but they'd never work as a couple!
**[01:16] Ryou**
SAS stands for "sleep apnea syndrome."
***SIGN*** Normal Breathing
**[01:21] Ryou**
It happens when breathing
stops during sleep,
***SIGN*** Sleep Apnea Syndrome Normal Breathing
**[01:24] ---**
often due to an obstructed airway,
**[01:25] Ryou**
and causes shallow sleep, earning it
the nickname "Pickwickian syndrome."
**[01:29] Himeru**
Pickwickian syndrome? Why is it called that?
**[01:32] Ryou**
Nishimaru Shihou's book, *Simple Psychology*,
explains it this way:
**[01:37] Ryou**
"From the fat boy in The Pickwick Papers."
***SIGN*** Pickwickian Syndrome
"From the fat boy in The Pickwick Papers."
**[01:40] Asuna**
What does that mean?
**[01:41] Ryou**
Um, well...
***SIGN*** *The Pickwick Papers*
Charles Dickens
**[01:43] Ryou**
There's a book called
**[01:45] ---**
The Pickwick Papers by the
English author Charles Dickens,
**[01:48] Ryou**
and there's a boy named Joe in it.
***SIGN*** Nod Nod
***SIGN*** Snore
**[01:50] Ryou**
He had a condition similar
to sleep apnea syndrome,
***SIGN*** Choke
**[01:54] Ryou**
so that's why it has the nickname
"Pickwickian syndrome."
***SIGN*** Snore
**[01:57] Asuna**
No one would understand that
without an explanation!
***SIGN*** Choke
**[01:59] Ryou**
SAS causes a shortage of oxygen
while the patient sleeps,
***SIGN*** Hardening of Arteries
***SIGN*** Hardening of Arteries
Heart Failure
***SIGN*** Hardening of Arteries
Heart Failure
High Blood Pressure
**[02:03] Ryou**
putting strain on the
heart and blood vessels,
**[02:06] Ryou**
which can cause hardening of the arteries,
heart failure, or high blood pressure.
***SIGN*** Gah, scary...
***SIGN*** Daytime Sleepiness
**[02:08] Ryou**
And because sleep is shallow,
***SIGN*** Lack of Concentration
***SIGN*** Depression
**[02:10] Ryou**
symptoms like daytime sleepiness, lack of
concentration, and depression can occur.
***SIGN*** Today's Theme:
"Sleep Apnea Syndrome"
**[02:15] Ryou**
So some people diagnosed with
depression due to these symptoms
**[02:19] Ryou**
may actually have this condition instead.
**[02:21] Himeru**
What causes it?
**[02:22] Ryou**
One of the biggest causes
is obesity, as seen in Joe.
**[02:25] Ryou**
Having more fat makes it
easier for airways to close.
**[02:28] Ryou**
But it can also occur in people who aren't
obese, so everyone should be aware.
**[02:31] Himeru**
And how is is treated?
**[02:33] Ryou**
The most important thing is to lose weight.
**[02:35] Asuna**
"If it were that easy,
I wouldn't have a problem."
**[02:37] Asuna**
What should people who say that do?
**[02:39] Ryou**
One other form of treatment
is to use a mouthpiece.
***SIGN*** Clang
**[02:45] Ref**
Fight!
**[02:54] Guy**
Take a nap.
**[02:55] Guy**
Get up! Get up, Joe!
**[02:58] Asuna**
So you get them to sleep this way, huh?
**[03:00] Ryou**
Not that kind of mouthpiece!
**[03:02] Himeru**
He should have just lost weight...
**[03:04] Ryou**
You mean for treatment, or for boxing?!
***SIGN*** Using a Mouthpiece
**[03:07] Ryou**
Anyway, using a mouthpiece forces the
jaw forward, keeping the airway open.
**[03:11] Ryou**
But in serious cases, a treatment
called CPAP is used.
***SIGN*** Shiver
**[03:14] Himeru**
C-Cup?!
***SIGN*** C-cup...
num, num...
**[03:16] Ryou**
That's the worst sleep mask ever!
**[03:17] Ryou**
His condition is serious
on a different level!
***SIGN*** (Continuous Positive Airway Pressure)
**[03:19] Ryou**
CPAP stands for "continuous
positive airway pressure."
**[03:22] Ryou**
The patient wears a mask that
pushes air into the airway,
**[03:25] Ryou**
forcing it open to allow breathing.
**[03:27] Ryou**
Regardless, if you think you're sleeping
fine, but feel tired during the day...
**[03:30] Girl**
Your snoring was really loud.
**[03:31] Girl**
You stopped breathing last
night. Are you okay?
**[03:34] Ryou**
...or you've been told anything
like this, take caution.
**[03:36] Asuna**
Um, and if you have no one to
tell you how you're sleeping?
**[03:40] Ryou**
Use a tape recorder or something.
**[03:42] Himeru**
But how do they diagnose this condition?
**[03:46] Ryou**
A respiratory doctor would have
to examine the patient in sleep.
**[03:49] Girl**
I'll watch you all night to make
sure you don't stop breathing.
**[03:52] Ryou**
He's never gonna be able to sleep!
**[03:54] Ryou**
Regardless, if any of these apply
to you, see a respiratory doctor.
**[03:57] Ryou**
If that doesn't work, visit a mental clinic.
**[03:59] Ryou**
Whatever you do, don't worry about
it alone. Consult with a clinic.
**[04:03] Asuna**
Got it!
**[04:04] Himeru**
That helped me a lot.
**[04:06] Himeru**
He has looked a bit fatter lately.
**[04:09] Asuna**
You might have to exercise him
more and watch what you feed him.
***SIGN*** Him? Food...?
**[04:12] Ryou**
Um, I have an idea of the answer,
but is this family member a...
***SIGN*** Slither
**[04:19] Himeru**
Spot!
***SIGN*** I-I knew it...
**[04:19] Ryou**
Spot?!
**[04:21] Asuna**
This is our pet, Spot.
**[04:23] Himeru**
I don't know what he's been eating,
but he's gotten so fat lately.
**[04:27] Himeru**
So he couldn't breathe because
his airway was blocked.
**[04:30] Asuna**
Thank goodness!
**[04:32] Grandpa**
Thank goodness I'm alive!
**[04:34] Ryou**
Watching you people makes me feel like
I'll stop breathing, asleep or not...
***SIGN*** If you're so stressed, you feel like you
can't breathe, visit the mental clinic!!
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
**[04:40] ---**
# 14 - Accept Grief in Four Stages?!
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 14
"Accept Grief in Four Stages?!"
**[00:03] Iyashi**
Hello. I'm Iyashi the nurse.
**[00:05] Asuna**
I'm Asuna the nurse!
**[00:06] Ryou**
I'm—
**[00:07] Oda**
Oda Nobunaga.
***SIGN*** Who is that !?
**[00:10] Asuna**
This is awful!
**[00:11] ---**
It looks like we've time-traveled
to the Warring States era!
***SIGN*** °To those at home:
Please tell your children,
"They time-traveled to the
Warring States era.
Let's just leave it at that."
**[00:14] Ryou**
When did this get so sci-fi?!
***SIGN*** If you can't follow this development, visit the mental clinic!
***SIGN*** If you can't follow this development,
visit the mental clinic!
**[00:18] Ryou**
What?! That's harsh!
**[00:20] Ryou**
But isn't this era dangerous?
We could be killed...
**[00:22] Asuna**
It'll be fine!
**[00:23] ---**
Even Oda Nobunaga couldn't have
kept fighting all the time.
***SIGN*** Whew
**[00:26] Asuna**
I'm sure it's safe now.
***SIGN*** Rumble
**[00:26] Oda**
Damn you, Mitsuhide!
**[00:28] Oda**
How dare you target Honnouji?!
**[00:29] Ryou**
This is the most dangerous time to be here!
***SIGN*** °To those at home:
Please tell your children,
"Oda Nobunaga died at Honnouji."
**[00:31] Ryou**
We're gonna be killed!
We're so gonna be killed!
**[00:34] Iyashi**
Calm down!
**[00:35] ---**
Don't get flustered just because
you got to meet Nobunaga-sama!
**[00:37] Ryou**
You calm down! Why are you so excited?!
***SIGN*** Pant Pant
**[00:40] Asuna**
She's a history girl.
***SIGN*** *To those at home: A "history girl" is a female who loves history. It doesn't refer to girls who have only very distant history with men. Please tell your children.
**[00:41] Ryou**
And these are getting annoying!
**[00:43] Oda**
Intruders?
**[00:44] Oda**
Take them! Take them!
***SIGN*** Take Him
**[00:45] Iyashi**
You can take me!
***SIGN*** Take him~ lolololol
**[00:46] Ryou**
That's not what he meant!
**[00:48] Asuna**
We're not bad people. I'm Asuna the nurse.
**[00:51] Oda**
Nasu *(eggplant)*?
**[00:52] Ryou**
Of course. "Nurse" is Western, isn't it?
**[00:54] Oda**
Forgive me, but I haven't the
time to speak of such things.
***SIGN*** Dire Pinch!
**[00:58] Oda**
Because I am in a dire pinch!
**[01:00] Ryou**
Of course... Wait, did you say "dire pinch"?!
**[01:03] Oda**
I learned that word from the Christians.
**[01:04] Ryou**
Really?!
**[01:05] Oda**
Anyway, I'm in a total pinch here.
**[01:07] Ryou**
A "total pinch"?!
**[01:08] Asuna**
The "total" part was Japanese.
**[01:09] Ryou**
No, no, no...
***SIGN*** That's your reaction?
**[01:10] Oda**
The traitor Akechi Mitsuhide
is approaching Honnouji.
**[01:13] Oda**
I am in a grave situation.
**[01:16] Asuna**
Go on. Do something about this
with your psychiatric medicine.
**[01:20] Ryou**
All right.
**[01:21] Ryou**
When people face a severe shock,
such as death, grave illness,
**[01:24] ---**
or loss of something precious,
**[01:25] Ryou**
it's said that they go
through four broad stages.
***SIGN*** Stage 1 "Denial"
**[01:28] Ryou**
The first stage is "denial"
***SIGN*** I can't be sick!
***SIGN*** He wants to
break up?
There must be
some mistake!
**[01:30] Ryou**
They say things like this to deny reality.
**[01:32] Iyashi**
It's true that people never admit
it when something bad happens.
**[01:35] Iyashi**
That part of you is wonderful,
Nobunaga-sama! You've accepted reality!
**[01:39] Oda**
Naturally. A pinch like this is nothing.
**[01:40] Asuna**
And you're about to die here.
That's impressive.
**[01:44] Oda**
I'm going to die here?!
**[01:46] Ryou**
He's a lot weaker under
pressure than I imagined!
**[01:48] Oda**
It can't be true!
**[01:49] Oda**
I thought it would work
out, but I was naïve!
**[01:50] Asuna**
He can't accept it. Poor guy.
**[01:52] Ryou**
I think it's because you told him that...
**[01:52] Oda**
Oh, man, are you serious?!
**[01:55] Ryou**
And the second stage is "anger."
***SIGN*** Stage 1 "Denial"
***SIGN*** Stage 2 "Anger"
***SIGN*** Why was I the
only one?!
***SIGN*** Don't be ridiculous!
It'd be cruel to dump me!
**[01:58] Ryou**
In this way, they direct
anger toward something.
**[02:01] Oda**
Damn you, Mitsuhide!
**[02:02] Oda**
After I showed you so much favor!
**[02:04] Oda**
Next time we meet, I'll tie you up
and pull your hair out, one by one!
**[02:07] Ryou**
His anger is more malicious than I expected!
***SIGN*** Stage 2 "Anger"
**[02:09] Ryou**
And the third stage is
"giving up and acceptance."
***SIGN*** Stage 3 "Giving Up and Acceptance"
**[02:12] Asuna**
Giving up?
**[02:13] Ryou**
That doesn't mean "giving up" in a bad way.
**[02:14] [SONG] Guy&Text**
I guess it can't
be helped now...
**[02:15] Ryou**
It means throwing away denial and
anger, and accepting the truth.
***SIGN*** I guess
he's leaving...
**[02:18] Oda**
Yes, giving up is important, indeed.
**[02:21] Oda**
No! If I could give up that easily,
I wouldn't have a problem!
***SIGN*** Rage
**[02:24] Ryou**
Nobunaga-sama played
along before retorting?!
**[02:25] Asuna**
But from there, how do you accept it?
***SIGN*** Stage 1 "Denial" Stage 2 "Anger"
Stage 3 "Giving Up and Acceptance"
**[02:29] Ryou**
It's important to get to
the "anger" stage quickly.
**[02:32] Ryou**
It's also best to do things for a change
of pace, to make time pass more quickly...
**[02:33] Iyashi**
A change of pace...
**[02:35] Iyashi**
I know! Let's have a mixer!
**[02:37] Ryou**
What brought you to that solution?!
**[02:38] Iyashi**
Well, it's not often you get to
go to a mixer with Nobunaga-sama!
**[02:42] Ryou**
Forget "not often"! That doesn't happen!
***SIGN*** The dream of every history girl!
**[02:43] Oda**
M-Mixer?
**[02:44] Asuna**
Please, don't think too deeply about it.
**[02:47] Iyashi**
A mixer it is, then! Let's start with...
**[02:49] Iyashi**
The king game!
**[02:50] Ryou**
Huh?!
**[02:51] Asuna**
No! Nobunaga-sama is a lord, not a king!
***SIGN*** Lord Game
**[02:54] Asuna**
It's the lord game!
**[02:55] Ryou**
I can't think of anything that matters less!
**[02:56] Iyashi**
Okay, let's start the king game!
**[02:59] Iyashi**
Who's the king?
**[03:00] Ryou**
I've never seen Iyashi-san
so full of energy.
**[03:02] Oda**
I am!
***SIGN*** King
**[03:03] Ryou**
And he's into it!
**[03:04] Asuna**
You can give any command you want.
**[03:05] Oda**
The king shall set #1 on fire!
**[03:07] Ryou**
That goes beyond a command!
**[03:09] Iyashi**
You've already set my heart on fire!
**[03:11] Ryou**
How does that make you look good?!
***SIGN*** King
**[03:13] Iyashi**
Oh, I'm the king this time.
**[03:16] Ryou**
Go easy on us, okay?
**[03:17] Iyashi**
I will.
**[03:18] Iyashi**
The king must marry Nobunaga-sama!
***SIGN*** Marriage Registration
**[03:19] Ryou**
Aside from using his real
name, that's way too heavy!
**[03:21] Oda**
Shall we start as man and concubine?
**[03:23] Ryou**
You mean that like
"let's start as friends"?!
**[03:26] Iyashi**
So, what's the fourth stage of grief?
***SIGN*** Let's change
the subject
**[03:29] Ryou**
She went back to normal when he
wouldn't make her an actual wife!
***SIGN*** Stage 1 "Denial"
**[03:31] Ryou**
The fourth stage is "hope."
***SIGN*** Stage 2 "Anger"
***SIGN*** Stage 3 "Giving Up and Acceptance"
***SIGN*** Stage 4 "Hope"
**[03:33] Ryou**
After going through denial,
anger, and acceptance,
**[03:33] [SONG] Guy&Text**
I'll do
everything
I can before
it's over.
**[03:36] [SONG] Girl&Text**
I'll find
new love!
**[03:36] Ryou**
people find hope in their situation.
**[03:38] Ryou**
What's important is to acknowledge
and accept everything.
**[03:40] Ryou**
Only then can new hope
and actions come about.
**[03:45] Oda**
I see...
**[03:46] Oda**
I am grateful.
**[03:48] Oda**
Had I not known that,
and only let my anger take over,
**[03:51] Oda**
it would have been over
before I could accept it.
**[03:53] Iyashi**
Just as you wanted.
**[03:54] Ryou**
I don't think so...
**[03:56] Oda**
Acceptance is important.
**[03:59] Oda**
I will then find hope and do the best I can.
**[04:02] Ryou**
Oh, good!
**[04:03] Iyashi**
Good luck.
**[04:05] Oda**
I thank you.
**[04:07] Oda**
If I survive, will you
marry me as my true wife?
**[04:11] Iyashi**
What? Marry you?!
**[04:13] Iyashi**
Nobunaga-sama...
**[04:16] Iyashi**
It's like a dream...
**[04:18] Iyashi**
It's like a dream...
**[04:20] Ryou**
Iyashi-san! Iyashi-san!
**[04:22] Ryou**
Lunch break is almost over.
***SIGN*** Rattle
**[04:25] Iyashi**
My marriage...
***SIGN*** Surefire Tips for
Mixers
***SIGN*** The Life of
Oda Nobunaga
**[04:30] Iyashi**
What should you do if you can't
accept that it was all a dream?
**[04:33] Ryou**
Uh, I guess that just takes time...
**[04:35] Asuna**
I think she'll just feel more
pressure as time passes.
***SIGN*** If you can't accept things,
visit the mental clinic!
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
**[04:40] ---**
# 15 - What Is Seasonal Affective Disorder?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR9P3EP36/comical-psychosomatic-medicine)
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 15
"What Is Seasonal
Affective Disorder?"
**[00:04] Asuna**
Hi, everyone! I'm the nurse at
Yuu Mental Clinic, Nurse Asuna.
**[00:08] Ryou**
I'm the ps—
***SIGN*** Please Wait a Moment.
**[00:14] Asuna**
Did you know that the name
"bikini" came about because
**[00:16] Asuna**
nuclear bomb testing was carried
out on a place called Bikini Atoll,
**[00:19] Asuna**
meaning it's a swimsuit as explosively
shocking as a nuclear bomb?
**[00:23] Ryou**
Bikini trivia just took priority
over my introductio—
**[00:30] Asuna**
So on that note, my sister is on vacation at
the beach this week, so she isn't here.
**[00:34] Ryou**
And I don't know if it was "on that note,"
**[00:36] Ryou**
but now I know why that
forced fanservice was used.
**[00:38] Ryou**
Now, this week's the—
**[00:41] [SONG] Text**
Today's Theme
"Seasonal Affective Disorder"
(Seasonal Depression)
**[00:48] Ryou**
Seasonal affective disorder
is, as the name suggests,
**[00:49] Ryou**
when emotions are affected by the seasons.
**[00:52] Ryou**
In English, it's abbreviated to SAD.
**[00:54] Asuna**
Seasonal SAD-ism?
**[00:56] Lady**
Here. Since it's summer, I'll use
a sparkler instead of a candle.
**[01:01] Guy**
That's even sadder...
**[01:02] Ryou**
Who wants S&M with an atmosphere like that?!
***SIGN*** "Emotional Disorder"
***SIGN*** "Sexuality"
***SIGN*** "Seasonal"
**[01:04] Asuna**
But what's an emotional disorder?
**[01:07] Ryou**
Don't rearrange it to sound sexual!
***SIGN*** Today's Theme
"Seasonal Affective Disorder"
(Seasonal Depression)
**[01:08] Ryou**
Seasonal affective disorder is,
put more simply, seasonal depression.
**[01:13] Ryou**
Basically, feeling down only
at certain times of the year is
**[01:16] Ryou**
known broadly as seasonal affective disorder.
**[01:18] Asuna**
Only at certain times?
***SIGN*** Christmas
***SIGN*** See you next year!
**[01:21] Guy**
It's Christmas, but Santa
won't bring me a girlfriend!
***SIGN*** Coming-of-Age Day
***SIGN*** Want to do grown-up things?
**[01:25] Guy**
It's Coming-of-Age Day,
but I can't do anything grown-up!
***SIGN*** Foundation Day
***SIGN*** King!
**[01:28] Guy**
It's Foundation Day, but I can't form a
nation where everyone but me is female!
***SIGN*** King!
***SIGN*** King!
***SIGN*** King!
***SIGN*** King!
***SIGN*** King!
***SIGN*** King!
***SIGN*** Constitution Memorial Day
**[01:32] Guy**
It should be guaranteed by the constitution,
**[01:34] Guy**
but I can't even have the minimal
cultural level of romance!
***SIGN*** Greenery Day
***SIGN*** I'm Midori!
**[01:37] Guy**
It's Greenery Day, but I don't
have a girlfriend named Midori!
***SIGN*** Children's Day
***SIGN*** I'd like a child soon...
**[01:41] Guy**
It's Children's Day, but I have
no one to make children with!
***SIGN*** Hey, wait!
***SIGN*** Marine Day
**[01:44] Guy**
It's Marine Day, but I don't have
a girl in a bikini next to me!
***SIGN*** Health and Sports Day
***SIGN*** Let's run together!
**[01:47] Guy**
It's Health and Sports Day, but I can't
do sports with a girl in bloomers!
***SIGN*** Culture Day
***SIGN*** We're just friends!!
**[01:50] Guy**
Infidelity is culture,
but I have no one to cheat with!
***SIGN*** For you, Master.
***SIGN*** Labor Thanksgiving Day
***SIGN*** Tee- hee
**[01:53] Guy**
It's Labor Thanksgiving Day,
***SIGN*** I'll do labor for you.
**[01:55] Guy**
but I don't have a maid
who'll do labor for me!
**[02:00] Ryou**
That's totally wrong!
National holidays aren't image clubs!
**[02:04] Ryou**
There are several variations
of seasonal depression,
***SIGN*** Winter
Depression
***SIGN*** Summer
Depression
**[02:07] Ryou**
but these two are the
representative patterns.
**[02:10] Ryou**
First, summer depression.
***SIGN*** Occurs around May through September
**[02:11] Ryou**
Symptoms include reduced
appetite and insomnia.
***SIGN*** Reduced
Appetite
***SIGN*** Insomnia
**[02:16] Asuna**
Don't we call that "summer exhaustion"?
**[02:19] Ryou**
It is difficult to distinguish the two,
**[02:21] Ryou**
but the difference lies in whether
you feel emotionally down or not.
***SIGN*** Winter Depression
**[02:24] Ryou**
Then there's winter depression.
**[02:25] [SONG] Text**
Occurs around October through March
**[02:25] Ryou**
Symptoms are the opposite: increased
appetite, oversleeping, etc.
***SIGN*** Increased
Appetite
***SIGN*** Oversleeping
**[02:31] Asuna**
Isn't that called storing up fat so you can
sleep in a den to make it through winter?
**[02:34] Ryou**
It's not hibernation!
***SIGN*** Summer Depression
***SIGN*** Winter Depression
**[02:36] Ryou**
In either case, at a
certain time of the year,
**[02:38] Ryou**
you feel less motivated even
though you're not stressed,
**[02:41] Ryou**
and you feel emotionally uneasy.
**[02:44] Asuna**
What causes it?
**[02:46] Ryou**
The definitive cause is unclear,
**[02:48] Ryou**
but neurotransmitters such as melatonin
are known to be influenced by sunlight.
**[02:53] Ryou**
So, for example, with winter depression,
**[02:55] Ryou**
it's said that reduced exposure to
sunlight throws off that balance.
**[02:59] Asuna**
I see...
**[03:01] Asuna**
So how is it treated?
**[03:02] Ryou**
There's actually something
called "light therapy."
***SIGN*** Winner Therapy
**[03:05] Asuna**
"Winner therapy"?
***SIGN*** Lucky Pendant
***SIGN*** This pendant alone
will bring you wealth and
gorgeous women!!
**[03:09] Pendant**
Luck
**[03:13] Asuna**
If you're relying on something
like that, you've already lost.
**[03:16] Ryou**
What did you just imagine?!
***SIGN*** Winner
***SIGN*** Therapy
**[03:18] Ryou**
Light therapy is, as the name suggests,
***SIGN*** Light
***SIGN*** Therapy
**[03:20] Ryou**
therapy exposing the patient to
light for a set amount of time.
**[03:23] Ryou**
Exposing them to light similar to that
of the sun can improve winter depression.
***SIGN*** Mmph...
Five more minutes...
**[03:28] Ryou**
Of course, exposure to sunlight is
always important, not just in winter.
**[03:32] Ryou**
According to research, people who have
trouble waking up feel lonely more easily
**[03:36] Ryou**
and have a tendency toward depression.
**[03:38] Asuna**
What?!
**[03:39] Ryou**
Being slow to start in the morning makes
you less motivated throughout the day.
**[03:44] Ryou**
By opening the curtains to get sunlight as
soon as you get up, you'll wake up faster,
**[03:47] Ryou**
and your body's internal balance
will begin to adjust itself.
**[03:50] Ryou**
This makes you feel better
throughout the day.
**[03:54] Asuna**
I see!
**[03:55] Asuna**
In any case, don't keep
watching this anime forever.
**[03:58] Asuna**
Go outside and get some sun! Right?
**[04:00] Ryou**
Huh? Oh... Right... I guess...
**[04:03] Asuna**
And that means my sister's
mental health might improve
**[04:06] Asuna**
by getting some sun on the beach right now.
**[04:08] Ryou**
Well, I don't know how "healthy" the
things she comes up with will ever be...
**[04:12] Iyashi**
Asuna!
**[04:17] Iyashi**
I got so much sunlight, I burned.
**[04:21] Ryou**
*You're too burned!*
**[04:28] Iyashi**
What should a grown woman do
when she forgets her sunblock
**[04:31] Iyashi**
and gets depressed just thinking
about what this will do to her skin?
**[04:35] Ryou**
It's a bit late for that...
**[04:37] Ryou**
Uh, never mind. I said nothing.
***SIGN*** Before it's too late,
visit the mental clinic!
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
# 16 - What Is the Mentality of Stalkers?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR9P3EP36/comical-psychosomatic-medicine)
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Iyashi
***SIGN*** Episode 16
"What Is the
Mentality of Stalkers?"
**[00:20] Ryou**
A stalker?
**[00:21] Asuna**
Yeah, there's been a stalker
after Onee-chan lately.
**[00:25] Iyashi**
It's been two years...
This is my 35th stalker.
**[00:27] Ryou**
What is this, the Koshien?!
**[00:28] Ryou**
What problems have you run into, exactly?
**[00:30] Iyashi**
Finding my messy room cleaned up for me...
***SIGN*** Shiver
**[00:33] Ryou**
Wait, that sounds really helpful!
**[00:34] Iyashi**
Getting weird emails...
***SIGN*** I see you forgot to wear your skirt today... (*́ˊДˋ)*pant pant*
**[00:36] Ryou**
Notice that yourself!
**[00:37] Iyashi**
And even finding recording devices
and cameras set up in my room...
**[00:41] Ryou**
That's too full-scale!
And you're too slow to notice!
**[00:43] Iyashi**
I'm so scared, I can only sleep
about ten hours every night!
**[00:46] Ryou**
I'd say you're sleeping too much!
**[00:48] Iyashi**
Please, catch the stalker for me!
**[00:50] Ryou**
Huh? Me? But I...
**[00:50] Asuna**
It's okay! You can do it!
Even rotten caviar is still caviar!
**[00:53] Ryou**
Who are you calling rotten caviar?!
**[00:54] Ryou**
Still, it's not that simple.
I can't be near you all the time...
**[00:58] Iyashi**
He's near me all the time.
**[00:59] Ryou**
Seriously?!
**[01:00] Asuna**
Catch him, Doctor!
**[01:02] Ryou**
H-Hold it!
***SIGN*** Thud
**[01:06] Boy**
I...
**[01:07] Boy**
I'm... sorry...
**[01:11] Ryou**
Huh?!
**[01:12] Asuna**
A cute young boy?
**[01:13] Ryou**
Hey!
**[01:14] Ryou**
Do you realize how scared she's been?!
**[01:16] Ryou**
Look, she's crying blood right n—
**[01:18] Ryou**
What?! The blood's coming from her nose?!
**[01:19] Iyashi**
So, um, what are your hobbies?
**[01:21] Ryou**
Is this a marriage meeting?!
**[01:22] Ryou**
Even if it's a mistake, that's not
the first thing you ask a stalker!
***SIGN*** My talent is stalking, too!
**[01:25] Boy**
I like stalking, bonsai, and gateball.
**[01:27] Ryou**
And don't just answer like it's normal!
**[01:28] Ryou**
Also, those are old man hobbies!
**[01:30] Ryou**
What's your name?
**[01:31] Boy**
S-Sutou Kazuki.
***SIGN*** Marriage Registration Kangoshi Kazuki
**[01:33] Iyashi**
Kangoshi Kazuki-kun, huh?
**[01:35] Ryou**
You added him to your
family register already?!
**[01:36] ---**
And he took your last name?!
**[01:37] Asuna**
How many hundred yen would you give as
a wedding gift in a case like this?
**[01:40] Ryou**
That is not the question you
should be asking now, is it?!
**[01:43] Ryou**
Also, "how many *hundred*"?!
**[01:43] Iyashi**
But why were you stalking me?
**[01:45] Asuna**
Yeah! You don't have to stalk
my sister. She's open 24/7!
**[01:48] [SONG] Yellow**
Chop
**[01:48] [SONG] Red**
Catch Chop
**[01:49] Ryou**
So, why did you do it?
**[01:51] Boy**
B-Because I loved...
**[01:52] Iyashi**
Aww!
**[01:53] Boy**
...seeing her so scared.
**[01:55] Ryou**
This kid's a stalker to the core!
**[01:56] Iyashi**
I'm so happy...
**[01:57] Ryou**
No, no, no... Were you even listening?
**[02:00] Ryou**
It's hopeless. Her eyes are clouded.
**[02:01] Asuna**
Doctor, can you explain in psychological
terms why people like him turn to stalking?
**[02:06] Ryou**
That's right! That's what this
anime is about, isn't it?!
**[02:09] Ryou**
Actually, in psychology,
there's a concept we call "strokes."
***SIGN*** Strokes
**[02:12] Ryou**
Strokes refer to talking to someone,
praising them, touching them,
***SIGN*** Talking To
***SIGN*** Talking To Praising
**[02:14] Ryou**
and all other forms of attention
that one gives to another.
***SIGN*** Talking To Praising Touching
**[02:17] Iyashi**
Then things like "dating
with plans to marry,"
**[02:19] Iyashi**
"proposing," and "three kids might
be nice" are strokes, too, right?
**[02:23] Ryou**
Those are fantasies.
**[02:24] Ryou**
Now, there are two kinds of
strokes: positive and negative.
***SIGN*** Negative Stroke
***SIGN*** Positive Stroke
**[02:28] Ryou**
Positive strokes are, as the name suggests,
**[02:28] [SONG] Text**
Praising
**[02:29] [SONG] Text**
Smiling Praising
**[02:30] Ryou**
all actions that have a positive
effect on another's mood.
**[02:31] [SONG] Text**
Hugging Smiling Praising
**[02:33] Asuna**
Whether that's positive or not
depends on who it is, though.
***SIGN*** Gaaah!
**[02:33] [SONG] Text**
You feel so nice...
**[02:35] Ryou**
Well, that's true...
**[02:36] Ryou**
On the other hand,
negative strokes are actions
**[02:36] [SONG] Text**
Negative Strokes
***SIGN*** Yelling
**[02:37] Bossguy**
Now, listen!
***SIGN*** Yelling Ridiculing
**[02:38] Meangirl**
Idiot.
**[02:38] Ryou**
that have a negative effect
on another's mood.
***SIGN*** Yelling Ridiculing Hitting
**[02:40] Asuna**
To my grandpa, all of those
would be positive strokes.
***SIGN*** You scum...
***SIGN*** Ah, I'm so happy!
***SIGN*** You ugly pig...
**[02:44] Ryou**
That's only a certain few relationships
between a certain type of people!
***SIGN*** Stroke
**[02:46] Ryou**
Strokes are also called
"mental nourishment."
***SIGN*** Mental Nourishment
**[02:48] Ryou**
Just like food and water,
no one can live without them.
**[02:52] Ryou**
In other words, earning strokes is
every person's primary goal in life.
**[02:56] Asuna**
What? Not just positive ones?
**[02:58] Ryou**
Of course, that would be ideal,
**[02:59] Ryou**
but not all of it is positive.
**[03:01] Asuna**
What?!
**[03:01] Ryou**
Think in terms of food.
***SIGN*** Positive Strokes
***SIGN*** Negative Strokes
**[03:03] Ryou**
Given the choice, anyone
would choose to eat a feast,
**[03:06] Ryou**
but if you're stranded or in a situation
where you have nothing to eat,
**[03:08] Ryou**
you'd be glad to eat anything,
no matter how disgusting, right?
**[03:11] Ryou**
For people, nothing is more painful
than being lonely and ignored.
**[03:15] Ryou**
Any stroke is better than nothing
at all, even a negative one.
***SIGN*** I love you!
**[03:18] Ryou**
When people want positive
strokes, but don't get any,
**[03:21] Ryou**
they'll seek any kind of stroke,
**[03:23] Ryou**
even negative ones like
being feared or hated.
**[03:26] Ryou**
Thus...
**[03:26] Woman**
I don't like you!
**[03:28] Woman**
You disgust me!
**[03:29] Ryou**
Sometimes statements like these
have the opposite effect.
***SIGN*** She feels something for me...
**[03:32] Asuna**
So that reaction itself is the nourishment?
**[03:35] Asuna**
Does that mean it's best
to just ignore them?
**[03:37] Ryou**
Yes.
**[03:38] Boy**
But the problem is that some stalkers think
**[03:41] ---**
that message won't get across,
so they just do it more.
**[03:43] Ryou**
You're the problem here!
**[03:45] Ryou**
I think the safest route is
to inform the police, though.
**[03:48] Asuna**
Want to go to the police, then?
**[03:51] Iyashi**
Yes.
**[03:53] Iyashi**
Let's go...
**[03:56] Iyashi**
...to Narita!
**[03:57] Ryou**
You meant to go on a honeymoon?!
**[03:59] Boy**
I'd be happy to!
Please let me stalk you forever!
**[04:02] Ryou**
Worst love confession ever!
**[04:03] Ryou**
If she agrees, can you
still call it stalking?!
**[04:05] Iyashi**
Then let's start as friends.
**[04:07] Boy**
Okay. We'll start by chatting over tea.
**[04:09] Ryou**
He seriously talks like an old man!
**[04:11] Grandpa**
Kazuki-kun!
**[04:13] Boy**
Oh, Sukizou-kun.
**[04:14] Asuna**
Grandpa, you know him?
**[04:16] Grandpa**
Yeah, Kazuki-kun is a
childhood friend of mine.
**[04:18] Grandpa**
He's been into cosmetic surgery lately.
**[04:20] RyouAsuna**
Cosmetic surgery?!
**[04:22] Grandpa**
This is a picture of us not long ago.
**[04:24] Kazuki**
Boy, it really is nice seeing
young girls get scared.
**[04:27] Kazuki**
Oops, my false teeth...
***SIGN*** Beep
***SIGN*** Beep Bap
***SIGN*** Beep Bap Boop
**[04:32] Iyashi**
*Farewell, my love...*
**[04:34] Asuna**
They took your grandpa, too.
**[04:36] Asuna**
I have no problem with that.
***SIGN*** If you have too many problems,
visit the mental clinic!
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
**[04:40] ---**
# 17 - Think Proactively About Painful Things?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR9P3EP36/comical-psychosomatic-medicine)
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***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 17
"Think Proactively About
Painful Things?!"
**[00:04] Himeru**
*Will I be okay? Will I be okay?*
**[00:07] Ryou**
Is it true that Himeru-san
is in trouble again?
**[00:09] Asuna**
Yes, it's like she doesn't even
have time left to think.
**[00:12] Asuna**
She left this coded message.
**[00:14] Ryou**
Huh?
**[00:14] Ryou**
Looks to me like she has lots of time.
***SIGN*** Asuna! Help me!
***SIGN*** Code Hint: Take out the tanuki's "ta"!
**[00:16] Ryou**
Also, this takes the "ta" out
of "tasukete" *(help)*, too...
**[00:18] Asuna**
She started working part-time
at a café recently,
***SIGN*** Now it's "sukete"
*(be see-through)*...
**[00:20] ---**
but it seems like it's not going well.
**[00:22] Ryou**
A café?
**[00:22] Asuna**
Apparently, it's called "Healthy Café"
and focuses on health foods.
***SIGN*** Chinese
***SIGN*** Menmen
Ramen
**[00:26] Ryou**
Health foods?
**[00:27] Asuna**
Oh, this is the place.
***SIGN*** Curry Curry
**[00:29] Ryou**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Jingle Jingle
**[00:31] Guy**
Hey, come on in!
**[00:32] Guy**
Welcome to the Healthy Café.
**[00:35] Ryou**
Why does the staff look
completely unhealthy?!
**[00:36] Ryou**
There's an obvious contradiction here!
**[00:38] Guy**
Table for two.
**[00:40] Himeru**
R-Right!
**[00:41] Ryou**
Ah, Himeru-sa—
**[00:42] Himeru**
Oink.
**[00:44] Ryou**
Someone who could pass for this
café's mascot just showed up!
**[00:46] Himeru**
W-Welcome.
***SIGN*** White Sow Black Sow Pink Sow
***SIGN*** Anxious
Depressed
Scared
**[00:48] Asuna**
She turns into sows of different colors
depending on her stress level.
**[00:51] Ryou**
She becomes a sow, no matter what?!
**[00:53] Himeru**
W-Welcome to Healthy Café Re-examination.
***SIGN*** Re-examination
**[00:57] Ryou**
That name doesn't give a
"healthy" image at all!
**[00:58] Ryou**
Why are you working at a place like this?!
**[01:00] Asuna**
Well, no matter where Onee-chan works,
she's always making mistakes.
**[01:04] Himeru**
So I end up getting fired in the... end.
**[01:07] Ryou**
Oh, you mean in the end, you get fired.
**[01:09] Ryou**
For a second, I wondered where
exactly the fire was going.
**[01:11] Himeru**
Because of that, I can't get
a job at a normal place.
***SIGN*** Manager
**[01:14] Himeru**
Only places like this will hire me.
**[01:16] Ryou**
Why are you working part-time, anyway?
**[01:18] Ryou**
You're already a nurse, aren't you?
**[01:20] Himeru**
Well, I'm embarrassed to say it,
**[01:22] Himeru**
but I was trying to save money
to buy my family a present.
**[01:26] Ryou**
That's not embarrassing at all!
**[01:28] Ryou**
What sort of present?
**[01:29] Himeru**
Uh... It's really embarrassing...
**[01:32] Himeru**
An H doll.
**[01:33] Ryou**
That *is* embarrassing!
**[01:34] Himeru**
Oh, please don't misunderstand!
**[01:36] Himeru**
I mean a hina doll.
***SIGN*** Hina Doll
**[01:37] Himeru**
I was embarrassed to say
it, so I used the initial.
**[01:39] Ryou**
It's even more embarrassing that way!
**[01:41] Himeru**
It's the H Festival, but we
don't even have any H sweets,
***SIGN*** H
Festival
***SIGN*** °Try to figure out what Himeru-chan's saying along with the doctor!
**[01:44] Himeru**
so I wanted to give them an H S-M.
**[01:46] Ryou**
You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
**[01:48] Ryou**
Well, still, they did hire you,
so you should work hard...
***SIGN*** The answer will be revealed later!!
**[01:50] Himeru**
But I can't.
**[01:52] Ryou**
Huh?
**[01:52] Himeru**
I keep remembering all the times I got
fired, and I can't concentrate on work.
**[01:56] Himeru**
Because of that, I've made a
lot of mistakes here, too...
***SIGN*** Manager
**[01:58] Himeru**
Thankfully, the manager hasn't
found out yet, but...
**[02:01] Ryou**
Uh, I think he just found out.
**[02:03] Ryou**
So, this time, I'll teach you some
psychological techniques to try
**[02:06] ---**
when you've remembered something painful.
**[02:08] Ryou**
Professor Spera, a psychologist,
told a group of people
***SIGN*** What do I do now?!
**[02:11] Ryou**
who'd been laid off to vent their rage
and frustration for 20 minutes per day.
***SIGN*** Damn that boss who laid me off!
***SIGN*** One Week Later...
**[02:16] Ryou**
Then, one week later,
**[02:17] Ryou**
compared to people who weren't
told to do anything,
**[02:20] Ryou**
the laid-off group clearly
felt more optimistic.
**[02:22] Asuna**
What?!
***SIGN*** A Few Months Later...
**[02:22] Ryou**
And a few more months later,
**[02:24] Ryou**
of the people who weren't told to do
anything, 14% had found new jobs,
**[02:28] Ryou**
but of those who were told
to vent, 53% had new jobs.
**[02:32] Asuna**
It was that different?
**[02:33] Ryou**
Another psychologist, Lumley,
**[02:35] Ryou**
told college students with
stress-related insomnia
**[02:36] [SONG] Girl**
What that teacher said bothered me...
**[02:37] Ryou**
to vent their feelings in a journal.
***SIGN*** They made fun of me today,
and it pissed me off.
**[02:41] Ryou**
The students who did that
earned higher grades
**[02:44] ---**
that semester than students who didn't.
**[02:46] Asuna**
Really?!
***SIGN*** Pant
**[02:47] Grandpa**
I should keep a journal of my feelings, too!
**[02:50] Grandpa**
They made fun of me today,
and it turned me on!
**[02:51] Ryou**
Uh, please keep your carnal
desires locked in your heart.
**[02:53] Ryou**
These activities are called
"emotional disclosure."
**[02:57] Ryou**
Doing things like these actually
makes you feel better.
**[03:00] Ryou**
When you're feeling negative...
***SIGN*** I can't think like this...!
**[03:04] Ryou**
Thinking like this will only make
those feelings harder to escape,
***SIGN*** I need to be stronger...!
**[03:06] ---**
adding to your stress.
**[03:07] Ryou**
It's important to set aside time each day,
***SIGN*** My boss makes me so mad! So mad! So mad...!
**[03:09] ---**
even just 10 minutes, to think
about those negative emotions.
***SIGN*** She won't call me! I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!
**[03:12] Ryou**
Don't look away from the
painful feelings inside you.
**[03:16] Ryou**
Pain, sadness, anger...
**[03:18] Ryou**
They are all part of you.
**[03:20] Ryou**
When you can believe that,
you can overcome it.
**[03:23] Asuna**
I understand!
**[03:24] Himeru**
Um, could I take your order now?
**[03:27] Ryou**
You're treating that whole
explanation like idle chit-chat?!
**[03:30] Himeru**
Um, today I recommend...
**[03:33] Himeru**
The "Even if we didn't wash our hands,
it's full of love! Hamburg steaks!"
**[03:36] Ryou**
I'm not eating that!
Forget the love and wash your hands!
**[03:37] Himeru**
And the "Lots of work went into them!
**[03:40] ---**
Egg sandwiches without the
mayo, mustard, or egg!"
**[03:42] Ryou**
Okay, that's just bread slices!
**[03:44] Ryou**
No work went into that at all!
**[03:45] Himeru**
Then how about "Whatever random dish our
fickle chef came up with on a whim"?
**[03:48] Ryou**
That's nothing but whims upon whims!
**[03:49] Ryou**
What's he even going to make?!
**[03:52] Himeru**
It seems our chef went to
play pachinko on a whim.
**[03:54] Ryou**
He even decides whether or
not to work on a whim?!
***SIGN*** *Answer: "It's the (H)ina Festival, but we don't even have any (H)ina sweets,
**[03:57] Ryou**
It doesn't matter. Just bring
whatever lunch set you have.
**[04:00] Himeru**
O-Okay, then, whatever we have...
***SIGN*** so I wanted to give them a (H)ina-(S)a(M)a." Did you figure it out?
**[04:02] Himeru**
Oh, and what would you like to drink?
**[04:04] Ryou**
Oh, I get to choose? Then a co—
**[04:06] Himeru**
Would you like Tabasco or chili oil?
**[04:09] Ryou**
What, did I lose a bet or something?!
**[04:11] Himeru**
We have both in either hot or iced.
**[04:13] Ryou**
Those are the two most
pointless options ever!
**[04:14] Ryou**
Fine! Just bring me iced chili oil!
**[04:16] Himeru**
And would you like lemon or milk?
**[04:18] Ryou**
Hmm, that's a tough decision.
**[04:19] Ryou**
Then I'll have milk chili oil...
**[04:21] Ryou**
Like I'd say that!
**[04:21] Ryou**
What about this place is "healthy," anyway?!
**[04:23] Ryou**
There's not a shred of "healthy" anywhere!
**[04:26] Himeru**
It's actually "Hell See."
**[04:27] Ryou**
See Hell?!
**[04:29] Ryou**
With a menu like this,
anyone would see Hell!
***SIGN*** A Few Days Later...
**[04:32] Himeru**
The café went out of business
before I could be fired.
**[04:35] Ryou**
That shouldn't be a surprise.
***SIGN*** If you don't have a place to
work, visit the mental clinic!!
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
**[04:40] ---**
# 18 - Subconscious Patterns of People Likely to Suffer from Mental Disorders
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**[00:00] Maid**
I'll be right back, meow.
***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
**[00:03] Ryou**
What?! Iyashi-san is sizing up the competition?!
***SIGN*** Episode 18
"Subconscious Patterns of
People Likely to Suffer
from Mental Disorders"
**[00:05] Asuna**
Oh, it's not like at a sumo match, though.
***SIGN*** Face each other!
**[00:08] Ryou**
I know that!
**[00:10] Himeru**
Don't say such mean things, Asuna.
**[00:11] Himeru**
It's the kind of meeting
where two people assess
***SIGN*** Looks
***SIGN*** Age
**[00:13] Himeru**
each other's looks, age, and income,
***SIGN*** Income
***SIGN*** Personality
**[00:14] Himeru**
as well as whether the other has
a personality they can control,
***SIGN*** I guess that's about it...
**[00:16] Himeru**
and determine what they'd be willing
to compromise if they lived together.
**[00:18] Ryou**
Right, the kind of meeting where
they find what to compromise on...
**[00:20] Ryou**
Wait, what you're saying is even meaner!
**[00:22] Asuna**
Oh, right...
***SIGN*** I did not feel a connection this time. I wish you the best in the future.
**[00:23] Asuna**
You mean the kind where she finds things
to compromise on, and he refuses?
**[00:26] Ryou**
Why do you assume he'll refuse...
**[00:28] Ryou**
Er, huh?
***SIGN*** ※We apologize for the distorted audio and video in the previous section.
**[00:29] Asuna**
Today will actually be
Onee-chan's 108th meeting.
***SIGN*** 108th...
**[00:33] Ryou**
What, like the New Year's bell?!
**[00:34] [SONG] Text**
Let's go snoop!
It'll be hilarious!
**[00:34] Asuna**
Doctor, I'm worried. Could we sneak
over and keep an eye on her?
***SIGN*** It's not because of any sort of "special circumstances"!
**[00:37] Ryou**
Uh, I think your real intentions
are written all over your face...
***SIGN*** It's really not... um... If you just can't accept that, visit the mental clinic!
**[00:41] Asuna**
By the way, the place they're meeting in
is kind of informal, so don't be surprised.
**[00:45] Asuna**
Oh, here it is.
***SIGN*** Moemimi Café
**[00:48] Maid**
Welcome ho-meow, Master!
***SIGN*** Nozoki/Kangoshi Marriage Meeting Site
**[00:51] Ryou**
You can only take "informal" so far!
**[00:53] Ryou**
Who has a marriage meeting in a maid café?!
**[00:55] Asuna**
Onee-chan's in there.
**[00:56] Ryou**
That's beyond eccentric!
**[00:57] Maid**
What'll you have, meow?
**[00:57] Ryou**
That nice kimono just looks
like some fanatical cosplay!
**[00:59] Guy**
I'll have the Special Meow-Meow Drink.
**[01:00] Asuna**
She's been turned down
in so many normal places,
**[01:02] Maid**
Got it, meow!
**[01:02] Asuna**
she thought maybe it'd work out
in a place that was less typical.
**[01:05] Ryou**
This is even worse!
**[01:06] Ryou**
So where's the guy?
**[01:07] Asuna**
It's that guy in the Japanese clothing.
**[01:09] Ryou**
Japanese? I don't see...
***SIGN*** Japan
**[01:11] Ryou**
You don't call that "Japanese clothing"!
**[01:13] Ryou**
And that's the voyeur guy we saw before!
**[01:16] Asuna**
When you've done this 108 times,
guys like him are all that's left.
**[01:19] Himeru**
B-But you know, despite his looks,
he might be a nice person.
**[01:23] Iyashi**
S-So, what type of women do you like?
***SIGN*** Middle school girls.
***SIGN*** Middle school girls♥
**[01:28] Ryou**
How is that supposed to lead
into a marriage meeting?!
**[01:30] Iyashi**
Wh-What's your favorite food?
**[01:31] Guy**
Rice balls made by middle school girls.
**[01:34] Ryou**
That has nothing to do with
appetite! That's just lust!
**[01:36] Iyashi**
Wh-What's your dream for the future?
**[01:38] Guy**
To marry into a middle school girl's family.
**[01:41] Ryou**
Why'd you even come here?!
***SIGN*** Tremble
**[01:42] Ryou**
Worst of all, that's not legally possible!
**[01:45] Iyashi**
H-How wonderful! You're so consistent
and honest about who you are!
**[01:49] Ryou**
What?! How did you interpret
that so favorably?!
**[01:51] Guy**
But are you okay with this?
**[01:53] Guy**
Doesn't just meeting me like this
cause you all kinds of trouble?
**[01:56] Ryou**
What an awful thing to say!
**[01:57] Ryou**
And I can't tell if you're being
sarcastic or just masochistic!
**[01:59] Ryou**
Why are you turning red?
**[02:01] Himeru**
Sometimes, when Onee-chan
is insulted, she turns red.
**[02:05] Himeru**
Is it psychologically possible to fall
for someone because they insulted you?
***SIGN*** Cognitive Consistency Theory
**[02:10] Ryou**
Then, today, let's discuss the
**[02:12] Ryou**
"cognitive consistency theory" of
psychologists Deutsch and Solomon.
**[02:15] Ryou**
Put simply, people with
high opinions of themselves
***SIGN*** High
**[02:16] [SONG] Text**
People with high opinions of themselves
like people who think highly of them
***SIGN*** You're
really
great.
**[02:18] Ryou**
like people who think highly of them.
***SIGN*** Low
**[02:19] [SONG] Text**
People with low opinions of themselves
like people who think poorly of them
***SIGN*** You're
no
good.
**[02:20] Ryou**
And people with low opinions of themselves
like people who think poorly of them.
**[02:24] Himeru**
Really?
**[02:25] Ryou**
* Yes, in other words, since what he*
* says matches her own self-image...*
***SIGN*** "He understands me..."
***SIGN*** "He understands me..."
**[02:29] Ryou**
...is what she'll think.
**[02:30] Ryou**
But if someone says the opposite...
***SIGN*** You're no good.
***SIGN*** What's with him? Jerk...
***SIGN*** You're really great.
***SIGN*** Giving me cheap compliments when he doesn't even know me...
**[02:35] Ryou**
It ends up this way.
**[02:37] Himeru**
Oh, I think I underst—
**[02:38] Grandpa**
I understand!
**[02:39] Grandpa**
It burns me up when clerks in
department stores offer me an S!
***SIGN*** You're an S, correct?
***SIGN*** Vice versa! I'm a total M!
***SIGN*** I'm a total M!
**[02:45] Ryou**
Don't lump clothing sizes and
sexual fetishes together!
**[02:48] Maid**
See you again-meow, Master!
**[02:49] Ryou**
So, those who like people with high
opinions of them are confident people.
**[02:51] Girl**
You're really great.
**[02:53] Guy**
All right! Now I'm even more confident!
**[02:54] Ryou**
Because of that, they can
accept compliments happily.
**[02:56] Asuna**
I see!
**[02:57] Ryou**
But those who like people who think
poorly of them may lack confidence.
**[03:01] Ryou**
So when someone insults them, they
think the person understands them,
***SIGN*** You're no good♥
**[03:03] Ryou**
and end up trusting them.
**[03:05] Asuna**
So is that why tsundere girls in anime
have such deeply rooted popularity?
***SIGN*** Are you stupid?
I'm not doing this for you or anything!
**[03:09] Ryou**
It's possible that, for people
with low confidence,
***SIGN*** Ooooh!
**[03:11] Ryou**
being treated coldly inspires
a feeling of trust.
**[03:14] Ryou**
So if you like people who think highly
of you, that's a very good thing.
**[03:19] Ryou**
But if you tend to like people
who think poorly of you,
**[03:22] Ryou**
try accepting compliments
gratefully now and then.
**[03:25] Ryou**
No matter how small, if you can accept
yourself and those around you positively,
**[03:29] Ryou**
that's where everything will begin.
**[03:31] Himeru**
Got it!
**[03:32] Asuna**
Does that mean Iyashi-oneechan
**[03:34] Asuna**
has lost confidence after failing
in so many marriage meetings?
**[03:37] Himeru**
You're saying that might be why she
falls for people who reject her?
**[03:42] Ryou**
S-So it would seem...
**[03:44] Guy**
Wait, you don't even have
a boyfriend yet, do you?
**[03:47] Guy**
You're not a middle school girl
anymore, so shouldn't you hurry?
**[03:50] Iyashi**
Y-Yes...
**[03:50] Ryou**
She doesn't want to hear that from you!
**[03:52] Guy**
Well, if you asked me to marry you,
I might be willing to think about it.
**[03:57] Guy**
Of course, middle school girls are best,
***SIGN*** Tremble
**[03:59] Guy**
but I actually have a broad strike zone.
**[04:01] Ryou**
That's the worst expression
of affection ever!
**[04:03] Guy**
We'll have our wedding at the
local girls' middle school!
**[04:05] Iyashi**
U-Um...
**[04:06] Ryou**
Your face is redder than ever!
**[04:08] Ryou**
D-D-Don't tell me...
**[04:10] Iyashi**
This is my answer.
**[04:11] Ryou**
Wait! You're really giving the OK?!
**[04:20] Voice**
KO!
***SIGN*** Bam
**[04:23] Ryou**
It was "KO"!
**[04:25] ---**
You win!
**[04:29] Iyashi**
That's 108 wins out of 108 battles.
**[04:32] Asuna**
By the way, all the other
guys were KO'ed, too.
**[04:35] Ryou**
Would you call those "wins"?
***SIGN*** If you thought you were winning, but have a
feeling you're losing, visit the mental clinic!
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
# 19 - What Day is the Toughest on Your Mental State?
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***SIGN*** Episode 19
"What Day is the Toughest
on Your Mental State?"
**[00:00] Himeru**
D-Doctor Ryou...
**[00:02] Ryou**
Y-Yes?
**[00:04] Himeru**
Can the two of us go out
right now for drinks?
**[00:10] Himeru**
The two of us...
***SIGN*** Shiver
***SIGN*** Inner Angel
***SIGN*** Well done!
**[00:14] Angel**
*You're a ladies' man!*
***SIGN*** Inner Devil
***SIGN*** Don't be naïve!
**[00:15] Devil**
*She's probably in the dating "business."*
***SIGN*** Inner Gigolo
***SIGN*** So what?!
**[00:16] Gigolo**
*Make her fall for* you*.*
***SIGN*** Inner Mother
***SIGN*** You're just trying
to look good again!
**[00:18] Mother**
*She'll only make you cry! Don't go!*
***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
**[00:24] Ryou**
You just wanted to ask for advice?
**[00:26] Himeru**
Yes.
**[00:27] Ryou**
I see.
**[00:29] Himeru**
I couldn't say it in front of the others...
**[00:31] Ryou**
I suppose not.
**[00:32] Ryou**
Oh, how about this place?
**[00:34] Himeru**
This looks great. Do you come here often?
**[00:37] Ryou**
* I'm with a woman, so I*
* should act like a regular.*
**[00:39] Ryou**
Yeah, I do.
***SIGN*** No Exposure No Life
**[00:41] Guy**
Welcome to Rosch 2 Bar.
**[00:43] Ryou**
It's pronounced "roshutsu" *(exposure)*?!
**[00:45] Ryou**
Wait, you're that exhibitionist!
***SIGN*** ※See episode 10. Exhibitionism is an illness that makes people want to expose themselves. If you're deeply interested in self-exposure, please watch it.
**[00:48] Himeru**
S-So you're a regular at bars like this one?
***SIGN*** He actually... likes to strip...?
**[00:51] Ryou**
That was a lie!
***SIGN*** Whoooa
**[00:52] Ryou**
You've never seen me here before, right?!
**[00:54] Guy**
Don't worry. When it comes
to customers' privacy...
**[00:57] Ryou**
With all you're exposing,
you talk about privacy?!
***SIGN*** It's true!
**[01:00] Ryou**
What are you doing here, anyway?
**[01:02] (Flashback) Cop**
You're free to go.
**[01:02] Guy**
Well, after I was arrested for exposure...
**[01:04] GuyIn**
*I think I'll open a bar and work hard.*
**[01:06] Guy**
I decided to start over
from the bare essentials.
**[01:08] Ryou**
You meant "bare" literally!
Aren't you just "starting over bare"?!
**[01:11] Lady**
U-Um...
**[01:13] Guy**
It's from the lady over there.
**[01:16] Ryou**
This is clearly meant for you.
***SIGN*** I can see it sometimes. Please be careful.
**[01:18] Guy**
I'm sorry! Let me apologize by stripping!
**[01:20] Ryou**
That's not an apology!
You just want to strip!
**[01:22] Guy**
The rule at this bar is that you have
to strip when you make a mistake...
**[01:26] Guy**
Oops! I dropped a glass!
***SIGN*** Shatter
**[01:27] Ryou**
You did that on purpose!
You just want to be naked!
**[01:30] Guy**
That aside,
**[01:31] Guy**
here's your marudashita.
**[01:33] Ryou**
That's "margarita"!
**[01:34] Guy**
My mistake! I'll take it off!
**[01:36] Ryou**
I know you're doing this on purpose!
**[01:38] Ryou**
Look, please just call
off that rule for today.
**[01:40] Guy**
Really? But the rule
includes customers, too...
**[01:43] Ryou**
Even more reason to call it off.
**[01:44] Guy**
Very we—
***SIGN*** Shatter
**[01:46] Himeru**
Ouch...
**[01:47] Himeru**
They broke...
**[01:49] Himeru**
But thank goodness it happened
after the rule was called off.
**[01:53] Guy**
You regret it now, don't you?
**[01:55] Ryou**
Yeah, a little.
**[01:57] Ryou**
So what did you want advice about?
**[01:58] Himeru**
W-Well, there's something I think I
need to do, but I can't seem to do it.
**[02:04] Himeru**
So, Doctor, I want you to...
**[02:06] Himeru**
make me a woman!
**[02:08] Ryou**
What?!
**[02:09] Himeru**
You know, men often say...
***SIGN*** Make me a man!
***SIGN*** Suzuki Ichirou
**[02:12] Himeru**
...things like that, right?
**[02:13] Ryou**
That's what you meant?
**[02:14] Ryou**
Then let's talk about this.
**[02:16] Ryou**
In psychology, there's something
**[02:16] [SONG] Text**
Enhancement of Dominant Response
Through Visceral Arousal
**[02:17] ---**
we call "enhancement of dominant
responses through visceral arousal."
**[02:20] Himeru**
Please, be more gentle...
**[02:22] Ryou**
You mean to reword it in
simpler terms, right?
**[02:24] Ryou**
You give people the wrong idea,
wording things like that!
**[02:26] Guy**
What a dirty mind you have.
**[02:28] Ryou**
I don't want to hear that from you!
**[02:30] Ryou**
"Visceral arousal" means, in short,
psyching yourself up.
***SIGN*** Visceral Arousal
**[02:34] Ryou**
And "dominant response" means
just that: a dominant response.
***SIGN*** Dominant Response
***SIGN*** *I wanna go have a parfait!*
***SIGN*** *But I have practice...*
**[02:40] Ryou**
In this case, "I want to go"
is the dominant response...
***SIGN*** Dominant Response
***SIGN*** *I need to clean!*
***SIGN*** *But it's such a pain...*
**[02:44] Ryou**
And here, "I don't want to"
is the dominant response.
**[02:46] Himeru**
So it's the stronger feeling?
**[02:48] Ryou**
Yes. In other words, "enhancement
of dominant responses
**[02:50] ---**
through visceral arousal" means
***SIGN*** when you psych yourself up to do something,
**[02:54] ---**
the stronger of the two
feelings is further enhanced.
**[02:56] Ryou**
You like your desired option even more,
or hate your undesired option even more.
**[02:59] Ryou**
Most people psych themselves up
when they have to do something.
**[03:02] Ryou**
At those times, if it's something
they truly want to do...
***SIGN*** *All right! I'm gonna go eat a parfait!*
**[03:06] Ryou**
...this happens, but if it's something
they don't really like...
***SIGN*** I'm gonna clean!
***SIGN*** *Nope, I'm not!*
**[03:11] Ryou**
...this happens.
**[03:13] Ryou**
In fact, many people visit the
mental clinic after a weekend.
**[03:16] Himeru**
Why is that?
***SIGN*** *Weekend's over, time to get to work!*
**[03:19] Ryou**
Psyching themselves up this way only
makes them want to do it less,
***SIGN*** Don't wanna go!
**[03:22] Ryou**
so it's possible they're
under a lot of stress.
**[03:24] Guy**
They do call Mondays "Bloomer Day."
**[03:27] Ryou**
That's "Blue Monday"!
**[03:29] Ryou**
And don't wear bloomers like theirs!
**[03:30] Ryou**
If you don't want to go to work or
school, avoid psyching yourself up...
**[03:36] Guy**
*For starters, I'll just get on the train.*
**[03:37] Girl**
* For starters, I'll just go to*
* school to talk to my friends.*
**[03:39] Ryou**
...but think about it
nonchalantly, like this.
**[03:41] Himeru**
So in my case, too...
**[03:43] Ryou**
Yes, it's possible that your dominant
inner response is that "it's a bother."
**[03:47] Ryou**
So psyching yourself up will
have the opposite effect.
**[03:50] Himeru**
So that's what it is.
**[03:51] Ryou**
Stressing or panicking over something
won't always bring good results.
**[03:55] Ryou**
Just relax and start with
what you know you can do.
**[03:58] Ryou**
The key word is "for starters."
**[04:00] Himeru**
I understand.
**[04:02] Himeru**
I sort of feel like I might
be able to do it now.
**[04:04] Himeru**
Thank you!
**[04:07] Ryou**
*Huh? The mood is looking kind of good...*
**[04:09] Guy**
Sir, the menu...
**[04:10] Ryou**
There'll never be a good mood in this bar!
**[04:12] Ryou**
And I can't take the menu
from that position!
**[04:13] Himeru**
*The thing I have to do now...*
**[04:16] Guy**
This is today's recommendation.
**[04:16] Himeru**
*The thing I couldn't do before...*
**[04:17] Ryou**
Don't show me!
**[04:18] Guy**
The menu?
**[04:19] Himeru**
* That's right. I'll start*
* small and nonchalant.*
**[04:19] Ryou**
No, not that!
**[04:22] Himeru**
*For starters, I'll take out my phone...*
**[04:25] Himeru**
*For starters, I'll dial the number...*
**[04:27] Himeru**
*And for starters, I'll just talk.*
**[04:30] Ryou**
*Himeru-san...*
**[04:33] Himeru**
I was able to report him.
**[04:35] Ryou**
Uh... That's great...
***SIGN*** If, for starters, you've gone too
far, visit the mental clinic!
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
**[04:40] ---**
# 20 - What Kind of Place Is a Mental Clinic?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GR9P3EP36/comical-psychosomatic-medicine)
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**[00:00] Asuna**
Then the examination begins.
***SIGN*** *Comical Psychosomatic Medicine*!
***SIGN*** Episode 20
"What Kind of Place Is
a Mental Clinic?"
**[00:10] Asuka**
Hello, everyone! I'm the
nurse, Kangoshi Asuna!
**[00:14] Ryou**
I'm the psy—
**[00:15] Asuna**
Visit the mental clinic!
**[00:16] Ryou**
Uh, you're getting to the
conclusion too quickly.
**[00:18] Asuna**
Wipe, wipe, wipe...
**[00:18] Ryou**
What, are we closing up shop now?!
**[00:20] Asuna**
You know, Doctor, we've said "visit the
mental clinic" a lot in this anime.
**[00:24] Asuna**
What's an examination at a
mental clinic actually like?
**[00:27] Ryou**
Um, your working at one
is part of the setting...
**[00:31] Ryou**
Incidentally, what do you think, Asuna-san?
**[00:34] Asuna**
Well, I know what an optomental
clinic is like...
**[00:37] Ryou**
Right, right, optomental.
**[00:38] Ryou**
No, that's "optometry"!
**[00:39] Asuna**
Then a metal clinic!
**[00:41] Robot**
I will treat you with a super alloy.
**[00:43] Ryou**
Awesome...
**[00:45] Ryou**
So, today, let's take a look at how
**[00:47] ---**
a first examination at a typical
mental clinic might go.
***SIGN*** Comical Mental Clinic
**[00:52] Asuna**
Comical Mental Clinic!
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Mental Clinic
***SIGN*** Clear the clouds from your soul at the mental clinic.
**[01:04] Voice**
*Yes, this is the Yuu Mental Clinic.*
**[01:06] Girl**
Um, I'd like to schedule a first visit...
**[01:07] Asuna**
First, you make an appointment by phone.
**[01:10] Voice**
*This will be your first visit? All right.*
**[01:13] Asuna**
Some clinics also allow you
to make appointments online.
**[01:14] Girl**
Is this it?
***SIGN*** Reception
**[01:16] Asuna**
Then you arrive at the clinic.
**[01:16] Clerk**
Hello.
**[01:17] Asuna**
You're checked in at reception.
**[01:18] Girl**
Um, I have an appointment...
**[01:18] Asuna**
Whether the receptionist looks pretty
or not varies from patient to patient.
**[01:22] Clerk**
May I see your insurance card, please?
**[01:24] Asuna**
Fill out a medical questionnaire
while you wait to be called.
**[01:27] Girl**
So I've been a bit concerned...
**[01:28] Asuna**
You might speak with a psychologist
before being examined by a doctor.
**[01:30] Psych**
I see... All right, then.
**[01:33] Nurse**
This way to the examination room.
**[01:35] Girl**
O-Okay.
***SIGN*** Examination Room 1
**[01:39] Yuuki**
Hi there. I'm Doctor Yuuki.
**[01:42] Girl**
Hi.
**[01:42] Asuna**
Whether the doctor looks handsome or
not varies from patient to patient.
**[01:44] Yuuki**
Can you tell me what's bothering
you in a bit more detail?
**[01:48] Asuna**
Based on your symptoms, the doctor
will recommend treatment methods
**[01:52] Asuna**
and give advice for your day-to-day life.
**[01:54] Asuna**
He may also prescribe medication.
***SIGN*** Billing
**[01:57] Asuna**
Then you pay, and you're finished.
**[01:57] Girl**
Thank you so much.
**[01:59] Clerk**
Take care going home.
**[01:59] Asuna**
Well done!
**[02:04] Ryou**
And that's your typical
mental clinic examination.
**[02:09] Asuna**
That's too ordinary!
**[02:11] Ryou**
Is something wrong with being ordinary?!
**[02:13] Asuna**
There were no jokes in that at all!
**[02:15] Asuna**
What do you think this anime is for?!
**[02:18] Asuna**
How could you use up all that
time and achieve nothing?!
**[02:22] Asuna**
What exactly do you think your job is?!
**[02:25] Asuna**
But if this is a typical visit,
**[02:28] Asuna**
then what would a mental clinic
that's not typical be like?
**[02:32] Ryou**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** A Mental Clinic That's Not Typical
**[02:39] All**
Me! Me! Me!
***SIGN*** Tenryou
**[02:42] Ryou**
Okay, Himeru-san.
**[02:45] Himeru**
Y-You're billed first.
**[02:46] [SONG] Text**
Billing
**[02:47] Clerk**
Hello. That'll be 5,000 yen.
**[02:49] Clerk**
Take care going home.
**[02:51] Ryou**
Give her one cushion!
**[02:52] All**
Me! Me!
**[02:53] Ryou**
Okay, Sukizou-san.
**[02:56] Grandpa**
The waiting room chairs are Spanish donkeys!
**[02:58] Ryou**
Take one cushion from him.
**[02:59] Ryou**
Next, Iyashi-san.
**[03:01] Iyashi**
Okay!
**[03:03] Iyashi**
It's like a host club.
**[03:04] Ryou**
Okay, next...
**[03:06] Ryou**
Beard-chan.
**[03:07] Beard**
Okay!
**[03:08] Beard**
What's wrong today?
**[03:09] Ryou**
What's wrong with *you*?!
**[03:11] Asuna**
Me! Me!
**[03:13] Ryou**
Okay, Asuna-san, go ahead.
**[03:14] Asuna**
The examination is like grade school!
**[03:16] Doc**
Now, who can't sleep at night?
I won't get mad, so raise your hand.
**[03:20] Himeru**
E-Everyone is...
***SIGN*** Reception
**[03:23] Himeru**
topless.
**[03:24] Guy**
Is this your first visit?
**[03:26] Iyashi**
Explanations are more erotic than necessary.
**[03:29] Doc**
This medicine will warm
you like a hot housewife.
**[03:33] All**
Me! Me! Me!
**[03:34] Grandpa**
Their street solicitation is really persistent!
**[03:36] Guy**
Hey, boss! Wanna stop by?
We've got a new nurse!
**[03:39] Grandpa**
Really?!
**[03:40] Himeru**
Th-They spell out the names of
illnesses with their butts.
***SIGN*** Depression
**[03:44] Iyashi**
In the interest of personal
privacy, everyone wears masks.
***SIGN*** They talk funny
**[03:47] Beard**
Are you depression?
**[03:49] Beard**
I can doctor.
**[03:50] Asuna**
They persistently guide you
toward future business!
***SIGN*** Find out more on the WEB!!
***SIGN*** Mental
***SIGN*** Search
**[03:51] Doc**
Find out more on the web!
**[03:52] Sukizou**
There are two entrances!
**[03:54] Sukizou**
Do they mean me or the doctor?
**[03:56] Himeru**
The doctor only talks about himself.
**[03:58] Doc**
So then I thought, if I just
run alongside this river...
***SIGN*** Earn 10 stamps and get 5x the sleeping meds for free!
**[04:01] [SONG] Text**
Examined
**[04:01] Asuna**
They issue point cards!
***SIGN*** Prank Successful
**[04:03] Iyashi**
There's someone standing
by who makes you nervous.
***SIGN*** Don't Let your Dog Poop Here
**[04:06] [SONG] Text**
Sleep Meds Available
Pay Here
**[04:06] [SONG] Text**
Open Air Mental Clinic
Open: 24/7/365
Closed: Never
Loans available.
**[04:06] Himeru**
It's 100% self-service.
**[04:07] Asuna**
Their introductions are long!
**[04:09] Doc**
When the doctor comes out,
give him a round of applause!
**[04:12] Himeru**
The pills are... way too big...
**[04:15] Iyashi**
They can really move their hips!
**[04:17] Doc**
Hey, hey!
**[04:18] Ryou**
This goes way beyond "not typical"!
**[04:26] Asuna**
I hope this anime broadens the appeal
of mental clinics at least a little.
**[04:31] Ryou**
Yeah...
**[04:32] Ryou**
But what do we do if it actually lessens it?
***SIGN*** This program is a work of fiction. There is no guarantee that the treatments mentioned herein
will work. Before having a medical exam, make sure the doctor deals in these treatments first.
***SIGN*** If the opposite of what you imagine keeps
happening, visit the mental clinic!!
**[04:40] ---**