Season 1

1 - I Got the Worst Results on the Survey?!

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SIGN    Comic Girls
SIGN    Caution
SIGN    Beautiful Fukushima
[00:39] Pink
    Huh? I got the worst results on the survey?
SIGN    The story is boring
[00:42] Editor
    Yes, you did.
[00:44] Editor
    The readers' comments include,
    "The art sucks,"
[00:47] ---
    "The characters do nothing for me,"
[00:48] ---
    "The story is boring," etc.
SIGN    I've never seen such an unrealistic high school girl in my life.
SIGN    Ochiba Girls
SIGN    High School Girlz
[00:50] Editor
    Also, "I've never seen such an
    unrealistic high school girl in my life.
SIGN    Never
[00:54] Editor
    The author should try to look at
    reality a little more," apparently.
SIGN    Amisawa-san
[01:04] Editor
    Hello?
[01:06] ---
    Are you listening?
[01:07] ---
    Hello? Kaos-sensei?
[01:11] Kaosu
    But I'm a high school girl...
[01:15] Editor
    There's actually more.
[01:17] Editor
    "The title sucks."
[01:19] ---
    "The story's predictable."
[01:21] Kaosu
    I'm sorry my manga is so crappy...
[01:21] ---
    "The protagonist is unrelatable."
[01:24] ---
    "It's honestly not that great."
[01:26] Kaosu
    Thank you for everything...
[01:28] Editor
    Hey, wait!
[01:34] Editor
    This girl is too easily hurt...
[01:37] ---
    But she has some unique talent.
[01:40] Editor
    She won't last on her own, though.
[01:44] Editor
    Kaos-sensei,
[01:47] Editor
    if you're interested...
SIGN    Bunhousha
    Female Manga Artist Dorms
SIGN    Dorm Looking for applicants!!
[01:56] Koyume
    A female manga artist dorm?
[01:57] Edit
    Yes.
[01:58] ---
    You're a little too freewheeling,
[02:01] ---
    so I want you to meet some other
    manga artists to draw inspiration from.
[02:05] Edit
    You don't have to reply immediately,
    but I'd like you to think on it.
[02:09] Koyume
    I'll go!
[02:11] Edit
    Er, could you think about it a little?
[02:13] Koyume
    I'll go! Being surrounded by other
    manga artists sounds fun!
[02:16] Edit
    But we need your parents' approval, too...
[02:19] Koyume
    Mom? I need to ask you something!
[02:23] Koyume
    "Wow, that seems fun.
    Sure, why not?" is what she said.
[02:28] Edit
    I see...
[02:30] Edit
    Just so you know, you'll
    have more pages next time.
[02:30] Edit 3
    Your surveys are doing well,
    so keep up the good work.
[02:41] Ruki
    I'm glad my series got serialized,
[02:43] ---
    but working on that and going
    to school is pretty rough.
[02:46] Ruki
    I need some healing.
[02:47] Tsub
    You poor thing.
[02:48] ---
    I guess you're just going to age
    before the rest of us, Rukki.
[02:52] Ruki
    Like you can talk, Tsu-chan.
[02:54] Tsuba
    I'm happy with just being able
    to draw manga every day.
[03:05] Ruki
    Keep up that stoicism of yours,
    and you're going to turn into a boy.
[03:09] Tsub
    I think I might be okay with that.
[03:10] Ruki
    No! We won't be able to be as close, then.
[03:13] Tsub
    That's your issue?
[03:20] Lady
    Oh, welcome back.
[03:22] Ruki
    We're back.
[03:24] Tsub
    We're back, ma'am.
[03:25] Lady
    By the way, we're getting two new kids next
    week, so I hope you'll look after them.
[03:29] Ruki
    Okay.
[03:30] Lady
    They're newbies.
[03:32] Ruki
    New people, huh?
[03:34] Tsub
    I wonder what they're like.
[03:41] Kaos
    A female manga artist dorm...
[03:45] Kaos
    It has such a nice ring to it.
[03:49] Sign
    Female Manga Artist Dorm
    
    Looking for applicants!!
[03:50] Kaos
    But I'm so nervous!
SIGN    Kaos Theater Episode 1
[03:53] Girl 1
    Hey, your nails are so cute!
[03:56] Girl 2
    You noticed?
[03:58] Girl 3
    Your bracelet's cute, too!
[04:00] Girl 2
    The accessories at this shop are so cheap.
[04:03] Girl 3
    Aw, I wanna go.
[04:05] Girl 1
    Me, too.
[04:08] Kaos
    There's no way I could get
    into that conversation!
[04:14] Kaos
    Or, since it's a manga artist dorm,
[04:16] ---
    there might be a lot of
    really intense people...
SIGN    Kaos Theater Episode 2
[04:21] Girl A
    Are you the noob?
[04:24] Girl b
    Sorry, but you have to have a serialized
    manga to be able to use this salon.
[04:29] Girl c
    Why not clean up the rejected
    manuscripts up in your room?
[04:34] Kaos
    I'm sorry...
[04:37] Kaos
    Wait, wait, wait.
[04:38] ---
    They all love drawing manga,
[04:41] ---
    so maybe they're not that different from me.
SIGN    Kaos Theater Episode 3
[04:46] Girl 4
    Another rejection.
[04:48] Girl 5
    I'm just...
[04:49] Girl 6
    I can't.
[05:25] Sign
    Manga Sanctuary
    Bunhousha
[05:25] Sign
    Manga Time
[05:25] Kaos
    The editorial department is so close.
[05:28] Kaos
    Though it's still a long way away for me...
[05:32] Kaos
    But...
[05:36] Kaosu
    I-I have to do my best.
[05:42] Kaosu
    I want to continue being a manga artist.
[05:56] Kaosu
    Is this it?
[05:59] Kaos
    What am I going to do if
    they don't allow newbies in?
[06:05] Lady
    Oh? What's the matter, dear?
[06:11] Lady
    Are you lost?
[06:14] Kaos
    N-No. Is this Bunhousha's...
[06:17] Lady
    Are you a fan?
[06:18] ---
    You can't just come in here like that.
[06:21] Kaos
    No...
[06:30] Lady
    Sorry, I heard that a high
    school girl was coming.
[06:34] Lady
    I know there are a lot of
    young manga artists lately,
[06:37] ---
    but I guess they let grade schoolers in, too.
[06:39] Kaos
    I'm in high school—
[06:41] Lady
    There are some girls here who
    already have serialized series,
[06:44] ---
    so do your best.
[06:46] Lady
    The future must be bright for you if they
    picked you when you're still in grade school.
[06:51] Kaos
    But I'm in high school...
[06:54] Lady
    The fact that this place is
    so old must've surprised you.
[06:56] Lady
    They've done some work on
    it so the rooms are nice,
[07:00] Lady
    but they're planning to remodel
    the whole place in about a year.
[07:03] Lady
    You might be the last girl we get.
[07:05] Kaos
    I see...
[07:07] Lady
    Okay, here's your room.
[07:11] Lady
    Do your best.
[07:13] Kaos
    Thank you!
[07:17] Kaos
    Someone's lazing around in there!
[07:21] Kaosu
    S-Someone's in here!
[07:22] Lady
    Yes, you'll be sharing the room.
[07:25] Kaosu
    Sharing?
[07:26] Kaosu
    No one told me that!
[07:27] ---
    I'm going to be sharing a room with someone?
[07:30] Koyume
    I'm Koyume. I draw shojo manga.
[07:33] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[07:35] Kaos
    I'm sorry to disturb you!
[07:37] Koyume
    No worries!
[07:38] ---
    I just came here today, too.
[07:40] Kaos
    But you've already settled in!
[07:41] Koyume
    What's your name?
[07:43] Kaos
    I-I'm Kaoruko Moeta.
[07:45] ---
    My pen name is Kaos,
    and I draw 4-panel manga.
[07:48] Koyume
    Kaos-chan, huh?
[07:50] ---
    You're so cute and small.
[07:52] ---
    Want a doughnut?
[07:55] Koyume
    Oh, I'm sorry!
[07:57] ---
    Do you not like donuts?
[07:58] Kaos
    No!
[07:59] ---
    Um...
[08:01] ---
    It's just that I've never had anyone
    talk to me like this before.
[08:07] Kaos
    Before I eat this doughnut,
[08:09] ---
    I'm going to draw it 10,000
    times so I never forget it.
[08:13] Koyume
    You're so adorable!
[08:16] Kaos
    But my physique doesn't really
    help with drawing manga.
[08:19] Koyume
    Really? Why?
[08:21] Kaosu
    I'm so short that I can't draw
    characters with nice bodies.
[08:26] Koyume
    This is plenty cute!
[08:28] Kaos
    But hot bodies are important!
[08:30] Kaos
    I wanted to draw a character who's a
    model with the perfect body, but...
SIGN    Nice to meet you.
SIGN    Squee!
SIGN    Your face is so small
[08:35] Kaos
    I panicked, and it ended up like this.
[08:37] Koyume
    You must've really panicked!
[08:39] Kaos
    Does your editor comment on
    your drawings, Koyume-san?
[08:42] Koyume
    They do! Listen to this...
SIGN    I want to experience a wonderful relationship!
[08:46] Kaosu
    She's cute!
[08:48] ---
    What's wrong with the drawing?
[08:50] Koyume
    I get compliments about
    girl characters, but...
[08:54] Kaos
    Eep!
[08:55] Koyume
    I'm not really good at drawing boys.
SIGN    Go out with me.
SIGN    ba-dump
[09:00] Kaos
    Scary...
[09:01] ---
    I mean, he's very unique.
[09:04] Koyume
    It's fun drawing girls,
[09:07] ---
    but I can't really get into drawing boys.
[09:10] Koyume
    My editor asked me if
    I've never been in love before
[09:13] ---
    and they basically nailed it.
[09:14] Kaos
    Oh, me, too.
[09:16] Kaos
    "You're not really good at drawing people.
[09:18] ---
    Do you actually have any friends?"
[09:20] Kaos
    "Do you talk to anything other than
    cats or bugs?" and stuff like that.
[09:25] Kaos
    They basically nailed it.
[09:26] Koyume
    You can't even say anything
    when they're exactly right.
[09:29] Kaos
    Editors are amazing.
[09:31] Kaos
    So they thought I'd be able to learn
    some things if I came to this dorm.
[09:35] Koyume
    Me, too! Me, too!
[09:37] Kaos
    But I'm not sure I'm going to survive...
[09:42] Koyume
    Hearing you say that is
    making me nervous, too.
[09:53] Koyume
    Yes?
[09:55] Ruki
    Are you the new girls who came today?
[09:58] Kaos
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Who are you?
[09:59] Ruki
    Huh? I-I live next room...
[10:01] Koyume
    Are you our manga artist senpais?
[10:04] Kaosu
    Senpai?!
[10:05] Koyume
    You actually survived!
[10:07] Kaos
    Senpai!
[10:08] Ruki
    What's going on with these two?
[10:13] Ruki
    My name's Ruki Irokawa.
[10:16] Tsub
    I'm Tsubasa Katsuki.
[10:18] Koyume
    You're both manga artists with
    serialized series, right?
[10:21] Koyume
    What kind of manga do you draw?
[10:23] Tsub
    I draw really passionate shonen manga.
[10:25] ---
    She draws po—
[10:27] Ruki
    Tsu-chan, wait!
[10:28] ---
    You shouldn't say that in
    front of someone so young!
[10:30] Kaos
    I-I'm a high school first-year...
[10:32] Ruki
    Wait, high school? You don't look it.
SIGN    Stab
[10:36] Kaos
    I-I get that a lot...
[10:39] Ruki
    She's so cute and small.
[10:41] ---
    I bet she'd look cute in a kigurumi.
[10:43] Ruki
    Bunny lives in the forest.
[10:45] ---
    Today, there's a tea party in the forest.
[10:47] ---
    But that's actually a trap
    set up by the wolf...
[10:50] Wolf
    Rawr.
[10:50] ---
    No!
[10:51] Ruki
    Don't go that way! I'm so stupid!
[10:53] Ruki
    Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[10:54] Tsub
    Don't worry about it.
[10:55] ---
    She just works too much.
[10:57] Both
    What?
[10:58] Tsub
    Why were you crying, by the way?
[11:01] Koyume
    I'm glad that I was able to debut,
[11:03] ---
    but I got nervous that I
    might never get popular...
[11:06] Tsub
    You think there's no point
     if you don't get popular?
[11:08] Koyume
    Not at all!
[11:10] ---
    I've always loved drawing manga...
[11:12] Tsub
    Then who cares?
[11:14] Tsub
    I think you just have to keep drawing
    until you get close to your ideal.
[11:19] Koyume
    Y-You're right...
[11:21] Tsub
    Actually, if you ever want to get close to
    your ideal, then you have to keep drawing!
[11:27] Koyume
    She reworded it.
[11:28] Kaos
    Now it totally sounds like a tag line.
[11:32] Tsub
    Well, we're here to help
    if you ever need us.
[11:34] Ruki
    That's why we have this dorm.
[11:37] Koyume
    Thank you, Senpai!
[11:38] Kaos
    Senpai...
[11:42] Ruki
    They're so cute and innocent!
[11:44] Tsub
    You really like that little
    one, don't you, Rukki?
[11:47] Ruki
    You were really excited, too, Tsu-chan.
[11:50] Tsub
    Well, it's probably going to get interesting.
[11:52] ---
    If I didn't have a deadline,
    we could've talked longer.
[11:56] Ruki
    Senpai, huh?
[11:59] Tsub
    We're the same age, so it's a bit weird...
[12:02] Ruki
    I must've looked really mature...
[12:12] Kaos
    Apparently this place isn't as
    terrifying as I thought it'd be.
[12:16] Kaos
    Everyone seems really nice.
[12:19] Kaos
    But I wonder if I'll be able to survive.
[12:24] Lady
    Dinner's ready!
[12:27] Koyume
    I'll go get Kaos-chan.
[12:29] Lady
    Oh, don't worry about it.
[12:33] Lady
    Kaos-chan, dinner!
SIGN    Episode 1 "I Got the Worst Results on the Survey!?"
SIGN    Convenient, right?
SIGN    Blub blub blub blub (That was too sudden)
[12:43] Koyume
    Kaos-chan, isn't it great
    that we joined this dorm?
[12:46] Kaos
    Yes.
[12:47] Koyume
    Our senpais are so cool and nice.
[12:50] Kaos
    I know.
[12:51] Koyume
    Tsubasa-senpai is a girl,
[12:53] ---
    but she seems so manly.
[12:57] Koyume
    Is this what it feels like to be in love?
[12:59] Kaos
    That's what got you?
[13:00] Kaos
    But I think they'll be helpful examples.
[13:04] Kaos
    She's got such long arms and legs,
    her curves, her thighs...
[13:07] Koyume
    That's what got you?
[13:09] Kaos
    By the way, Ruki-san and Tsubasa-san
    are next door, right?
[13:13] Koyume
    I'd love to see a professional's room.
[13:15] ---
    I'm so curious!
[13:16] Kaos
    A professional's room...
[13:21] Koyume
    Kaos-chan, let's go check it out.
[13:25] Ruki
    What's up?
[13:26] Koyume
    We wanted to see what a
    professional's room looked like!
[13:30] Ruki
    Sure.
[13:31] ---
    Come on in.
[13:35] Koyume
    Tsubasa-san's desk looks like a
    professional manga artist's desk!
[13:38] Koyume
    The shonen manga artist with a
    serialized series is so cool!
[13:41] Tsuba
    You think so?
[13:42] Ruki
    Tsu-chan's got a deadline tonight,
    so she's a bit frantic.
[13:45] Kaos
    Deadline?
[13:46] Koyume
    Frantic?
[13:48] Both
    That's so professional!
[13:49] Koyume
    And she's got a ponytail and glasses!
[13:52] Kaos
    Are you getting into work mode?
[13:53] Kaos
    You're so wonderful!
[13:55] Ruki
    Y-You think so?
SIGN    Guts
[13:58] (Flashback) Tsub
    She draws por—
[13:59] (Flashback) Ruki
    Don't, Tsu-chan! It's a secret!
[14:01] Ruki
    Why are you looking under my bed?
[14:04] Koyume
    I don't see any dirty
    books or DVDs down there.
[14:07] Kaos
    I wonder what she does for research material.
[14:09] Koyume
    Ruki-san, what's this
    lewd school uniform for?
[14:12] Ruki
    Uh, for school?
[14:13] Kaos
    I just remembered rabbits mate a lot.
[14:16] Ruki
    Seriously, what?
[14:18] Koyume
    Simply put, don't you have any pervy
    research material to draw pervy manga?
[14:22] Ruki
    Huh?!
[14:23] Kaos
    Koyume-san, you shouldn't be so prejudiced!
[14:25] ---
    Maybe Ruki-san is pervy enough that she
    doesn't actually need research materials!
[14:29] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, that's plenty rude, too...
[14:31] Kaos
    It's hard to tell because
    she's wearing baggy clothes,
[14:34] ---
    but she's got huge boobs!
[14:36] Ruki
    Huh?
[14:37] Koyume
    I see! Let's have a feel!
[14:41] Koyume
    Huh?
[14:42] ---
    Ruki-san's pretty padded...
[14:42] Ruki
    No! Stop!
[14:44] Kaos
    What should I do?!
[14:45] Ruki
    Don't draw that!
[14:47] Koyume
    I'd say she's an A cup, at most.
[14:49] Kaos
    So small! How surprising!
[14:51] Ruki
    Is it so weird that I'd draw lewd
    manga when my boobs are small?!
[14:54] Ruki
    Well, is it?!
[14:55] Kaos
    No...
[14:56] Koyume
    We're sorry.
[14:58] Ruki
    I just wanted to draw a laid-back
    manga about animals...
[15:02] Koyume
    Really?
[15:04] Tsub
    Rukki originally sent in a manga
    that was targeted to little kids.
[15:08] (Flashback) Ruki
    What do you think?
[15:09] (Flashback) Editor
    Your drawings look pretty mature,
[15:11] (Flashback) ---
    so I'm going to introduce
    you to another magazine.
[15:14] (Flashback) Editor
    The hotness in this is genius-level.
[15:16] (Flashback) ---
    You're excellent at drawing big boobs.
[15:18] (Flashback) Editor
    Let's shoot for a serial
    with a big-boobed protagonist!
[15:20] Ruki
    What?!
[15:21] Tsub
    And then they gave her the pen
    name Big Boobies ♥ Himeko.
[15:24] Ruki
    Don't say that!
[15:26] Ruki
    I was really torn, at first,
SIGN    I always look forward to your manga, Himeko-sensei.
    I hope I end up being as mature as you.
    How can I be like you?
    I love you and your manga. I'll continue to support you!
    Please keep up the great work♥
[15:30] Ruki
    but I learned that there were a
    lot of fans who supported me.
[15:35] Ruki
    So now, it all seems worth it.
[15:38] Kaos
    I see...
[15:40] Koyume
    Big Boobies ♥...
[15:41] Kaos
    ...Himeko-sensei...
[15:43] Ruki
    Please forget my pen name immediately!
[15:48] Kaos
    But it's really cool that you got over your
    insecurities and got a serialized series.
[15:54] Ruki
    You think I'm cool?
[15:56] ---
    Even though my boobs are small?
[15:57] Kaos
    That's even better!
[16:00] Tsub
    Your eyes are all gleaming.
[16:01] Ruki
    Wait, sorry, Tsu-chan.
    You have a deadline...
[16:04] Kaos
    W-We're sorry!
[16:05] Koyume
    Sorry!
[16:06] Tsub
    No, it's fine.
[16:08] Ruki
    I'll help you out.
[16:10] Tsub
    Thanks.
[16:11] Ruki
    We always help each other
    out when we're busy.
[16:13] Kaos
    Two professionals helping each other out...
[16:15] Kaos
    How wonderful! I want to help, too, but...
[16:19] Koyume
    Um, if you wouldn't mind,
    we'd like to help, too.
[16:23] Kaos
    Th-That's right!
[16:25] Tsub
    Very well.
[16:26] Ruki
    Are you sure, Tsu-chan?
[16:28] Tsub
    It's always helpful to have more people.
[16:30] Tsub
    Could you take care of this page?
[16:32] Kaos
    S-Sure!
[16:33] Tsub
    Unleash dark energy into this panel.
[16:36] Kaos
    Huh?!
SIGN    You didn't think
    I'd just let you get away...
[16:37] Tsub
    Unleash dark energy into this panel.
[16:40] Kaos
    Dark energy?
[16:42] ---
    Wh-What should I do?
    I don't understand what she's saying!
[16:46] Tsub
    And I need you to engrave the eternal
    black crest upon this panel.
[16:49] Koyume
    So use tone 83,
[16:51] ---
    scrape it up a bit, and
    then color the rest black.
[16:53] Kaos
    You understood that?!
[16:54] Ruki
    Wow, Koyume-chan!
[16:56] ---
    It even took me three months to realize
    what the heck Tsu-chan was talking about.
[17:00] Kaos
    I don't understand any of it.
[17:02] Koyume
    When I look into her eyes...
[17:04] Koyume
    I just... somehow understand!
[17:07] Both
    So girly!
[17:09] Tsub
    Could you apply screen tone here?
[17:11] ---
    And white out this spot?
[17:13] Tsub
    And...
[17:15] Tsub
    Stay by my side forever.
[17:17] Koyume
    That's...
[17:18] Kaos
    I don't think she said that!
[17:36] Kaos
    Koyume-san works so fast.
[17:39] Ruki
    You're amazing, especially
    for your first time assisting.
[17:41] Tsub
    I'm glad you came, Koyume.
[17:44] Koyume
    She praised me!
[17:45] ---
    And even called me by my name!
[17:48] Kaos
    Flowers are blooming in the battle scene!
[17:51] Kaos
    Wh-What should I do?
[17:54] Kaos
    I have to work hard, too.
[17:56] Kaos
    I always work with digital,
[17:58] ---
    so it's taking me so long
    just to do the black fills.
[18:05] Kaos
    Everyone's so amazingly fast...
[18:07] Kaos
    I'm the only one who's slow.
[18:10] ---
    What should I do?
[18:11] Kaos
    Just thinking about the fact that I can't
    mess up on this manuscript is making my hand...
[18:16] Kaos
    I-I-It's okay!
[18:17] ---
    I just need to correct it
    before anyone ever notices...
[18:26] Kaos
    Ruki-san, your ponytail is
    so comforting to look at.
[18:30] Ruki
    You're sweating profusely. Are you okay?
[18:32] Kaos
    No!
[18:33] ---
    The more I try to fix it,
    the worse the problem gets...
[18:36] Kaos
    I want to disappear.
[18:36] ---
    This isn't forgivable, even if I apologize.
[18:39] Tsub
    Kaos, could you do this page, too?
[18:41] Kaos
    S-Sure!
SIGN    I'll never forgive you!!
[18:45] Ruki
    Kaos-chan?!
[18:47] Tsub
    I thought it was taking you a while...
[18:49] Kaos
    Your precious manuscript...
[18:51] ---
    I'm so sorry...
[18:52] Kaos
    Please just allow me enough
    time to write a will...
[18:55] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, you're taking
    this way too seriously!
[18:57] Tsub
    No problem.
[18:59] Tsub
    Just you watch!
[19:01] Tsub
    Darkness Destruction!
[19:03] Kaos
    Huh?
[19:04] Koyume
    Tsubasa-senpai?
[19:05] Ruki
    Whenever Tsu-chan goes
    into concentration mode,
[19:07] ---
    she turns into one of her characters.
[19:10] Kaos
    That's amazing...
[19:11] Koyume
    How wonderful! You're like a prince!
[19:14] Tsub
    I'm not a prince.
[19:15] ---
    I am the hero of darkness, born from demons—
[19:18] Ruki
    Just hurry up and fix it.
[19:20] Tsub
    Roger that!
[19:25] Kaosu
    Wow.
[19:27] Kaos
    Are you a god, Tsubasa-san?!
[19:28] Tsub
    A god, huh? Not a bad idea.
[19:31] Ruki
    I thought you were the hero of darkness.
[19:36] Kaos
    Huh?
[19:38] Tsub
    I can tell that you tried your best.
[19:42] Tsub
    People like you grow,
    so you have nothing to worry about.
[19:45] Tsub
    Thank you for risking your life
[19:48] ---
    on my manuscript that's more
    important than life itself.
[19:51] Kaos
    Tsubasha-shan...
[19:53] Koyume
    I should've messed up more, too!
[19:56] Ruki
    Koyume-chan...
[19:58] Ruki
    Tsu-chan, it's almost time!
[20:01] Tsub
    Time to get serious!
[20:06] Kaosu
    Tsubasa-san uses three-pen style?!
[20:07] Koyume
    Now she's three times faster!
[20:09] Kaos
    So fast!
[20:10] ---
    But sometimes, her movements
    seem to be hindered...
[20:12] Tsub
    My cape and eyepatch are in the way!
[20:14] Kaos
    She just admitted it!
[20:15] Ruki
    Okay, we need to hurry, too.
[20:17] Both
    Right!
[20:20] Kaos
    I have to do my best.
[20:23] Kaos
    Everyone's concentrating so hard.
[20:25] ---
    They must all love drawing manga.
[20:31] Kaos
    If I stay here, I might be able to
    become a proper manga artist.
[20:37] Ruki
    What's wrong, Kaos-chan?
[20:39] Kaos
    It's nothing.
[20:41] Kaos
    I can do this!
[20:44] Kaos
    I did it again!
[20:46] Tsub
    It's okay.
[20:47] ---
    I'll quickly fix it up again!
[20:48] Kaos
    I'm sorry, Tsubasa-san.
[20:51] ---
    All because someone like me
    was trying to help you...
[20:53] Tsub
    You can whine after you finish!
[20:55] Kaos
    R-Right!
[21:20] Tsub
    Finished!
[21:22] Koyume
    I have a feeling that Tsubasa-san
    ended up doing most of the work...
[21:25] Kaos
    I'm sorry that I'm so useless.
[21:29] Kaos
    Wow, she's out like a light.
[21:32] Ruki
    She never snores. She must be really tired.
[21:37] Kaos
    Oh, Koyume-san.
SIGN    Moeta Japanese Sweets
SIGN    Manju
[21:38] Kaos
    Here. Some manju I brought from home.
[21:41] Koyume
    Thanks!
[21:42] Ruki
    They look delicious.
[21:46] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san...
[21:47] Kaos
    She's strong and kind, like a
    protagonist of a shonen manga.
[21:52] Kaos
    I guess that's why she's able
    to draw such fun manga.
[21:56] Kaos
    I'm the exact opposite.
[21:58] Kaos
    I want to draw a protagonist who's
    cheerful and has a lot of friends,
[22:02] Kaos
    but I only cause trouble for the people around me,
[22:05] ---
    and I'll never have any friends...
[22:07] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, your extremely dark
    internal monologue is spilling out.
[22:10] Kaos
    Huh?
[22:11] Koyume
    Not to mention, I already
    consider you a friend, Kaos-chan.
[22:16] Kaos
    I-I couldn't possibly ask you to...
[22:18] Ruki
    I want to get to know you better, too.
[22:22] Kaos
    Ruki-san...
[22:23] Tsub
    We made it through this battlefield
    together, my comrade...
[22:27] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san, but you're asleep...
[22:30] Kaos
    Th-This is like a dream.
[22:32] Kaos
    I'm so happy, I don't know what to do...
[22:37] Kaos
    Oh! Is it okay if I go tell my mom back home?
[22:41] Koyume
    Sure, go ahead.
SIGN    Kaos-sensei made human friends for the first time in her life
SIGN    Kaos
[22:42] Kaos
    Maybe on the border of my manga, too!
[22:45] Ruki
    Yeah, you probably shouldn't.
[22:55] Kaos
    I'll do my best...
[23:04] Kaos
    I've made friends!
[23:07] Editor
    I see.
[23:08] ---
    Looks like going to that
    dorm was the right choice.
[23:11] Kaos
    Yes!
[23:12] ---
    I feel like I'll be able to
    draw lots of interesting manga.
[23:16] Editor
    I hate to say this right now,
[23:18] Editor
    but your most recent storyboard was really
    boring, so we won't be moving forward with it.
[23:25] Kaos
    I'm sorry I made things so awkward!
[23:30] Sign/kaos
    I feel like the protagonist!
[23:32] Tsub
    To the dungeon where
    the legendary item resides!
[23:34] Koyume
    Wait! Please wait!
SIGN    Next Time
[23:36] Kaos
    Next time, "I Start School Today."
SIGN    I Start School Today

2 - Back to School

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[00:03] Mom
    Yes, she seems to be getting by.
[00:05] Mom
    She was even acting as an assistant to
    one of her senpais the other day.
[00:09] Edit
    I see.
[00:10] ---
    I know she's determined,
    but she's just so weak emotionally.
[00:15] Edit
    What about with the others?
[00:17] ---
    Is she getting along with them?
[00:19] Mom
    Yes...
[00:20] Mom
    She's getting along with the other girls.
[00:22] ---
    She's totally fine.
[00:24] Mom
    Not to mention, it looks like
    they're going out today,
[00:28] ---
    to the art supply store.
[00:33] Koyume
    You're so cute with your hair up, Kaos-chan!
[00:36] Kaos
    Th-This is a first for me.
[00:38] Koyume
    It's my first time going
    to a big one, too!
[00:41] ---
    I'm so excited!
[00:42] Koyume
    Apparently there's a whole
    building that's an art supply store!
[00:43] Editor
    By themselves?
[00:45] Mom
    No... Tsubasa-chan and
    Ruki-chan will be with them.
[00:46] Kaos
    That sounds really intimidating..
[00:48] Tsub
    All right, let's go to the dungeon
    where the legendary item awaits!
[00:54] Edit
    I see. That's good to hear.
[00:55] Ruki
    Tsu-chan, no cosplaying today.
[00:58] ---
    Wear your normal clothes.
[01:02] Tsub
    All right, off we go!
[01:03] Kaos
    Okay!
SIGN    Comic Girls
[02:42] Ann
    Now approaching Shinjuku.
[03:02] Kaos
    I-I'm being swept away!
[03:05] Koyume
    Kaos-chan!
[03:08] Ruki
    Koyume-chan!
[03:10] Ruki
    Kaos-chan!
[03:19] Ruki
    Tsu-chan!
[03:20] Kaos
    You saved me!
SIGN    Fee 165 yen Remaining 523 yen
[03:25] Ruki
    We made it out somehow.
[03:29] Koyume
    You okay?
[03:31] Kaos
    The city is scary...
[03:44] Kaos
    Um...
[03:45] Koyume
    Hm?
[03:47] Kaos
    The big book store...
[03:49] Kaos
    I'd like to go check it out.
[03:56] Kaos
    Is this whole place...
SIGN    New Bunko Volumes
[03:58] Kaos
    Just for comics?
SIGN    Snow Flower
SIGN    Super Exciting
    Paradise
SIGN    Pretty Highness
[04:02] Koyume
    That's Sumomo Hatayama-sensei's
    Super Exciting Paradise,
[04:06] ---
    and Mizuki Hana-sensei's Pretty Highness!
[04:08] Koyume
    Oh, and this one!
[04:09] Kaos
    It's a mountain of treasures...
SIGN    Legit Dark Fantasy The New Star everyone's been waiting for:
SIGN    Wing V
[04:12] Kaos
    Is this...
SIGN    #1 The Dark Castle Crumbles Wing V
[04:14] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san's book?!
[04:18] Tsub
    Well... Yeah.
[04:19] Koyume
    That's amazing! It's on display face up!
[04:21] ---
    And it's even got a flashy pop ad!
[04:23] Kaos
    I-I-I-I'm so amazed!
[04:26] Kaos
    This is incredible, Tsubasa-san!
SIGN    New Volumes
[04:28] Koyume
    I'm going to buy some right now!
[04:30] Tsub
    What? But there are copies back at the dorm...
[04:33] Koyume
    No! It'd be pointless unless
    I bought them myself!
[04:35] Kaos
    Me, too!
[04:42] Ruki
    We're going to make another stop before
    we get to our final destination.
[04:48] Koyume
    Hey, this place...
[04:50] Kaos
    But I thought only high
    school girls could go in here!
[04:54] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, you're a high school girl, too.
[04:59] Tsub
    I want to hurry up and go
    to the art supply store.
[05:02] Ruki
    But you get so worked up while
    you're there that you get dizzy.
[05:06] Ruki
    We need to make sure you eat something first.
[05:09] Ruki
    Not to mention, we have first-timers with us.
[05:11] Tsub
    True.
[05:13] Koyume
    I love crêpes!
[05:17] Kaos
    There are so many menu
    choices just for crêpes?
[05:20] Koyume
    I personally recommend... This one!
[05:23] Kaos
    O-Okay....
[05:28] Kaos
    It's so cute...
[05:31] Kaos
    Am I really allowed to eat this?
[05:33] Koyume
    You want a bite of mine?
[05:36] Kaos
    I couldn't!
[05:38] Ruki
    What?
[05:42] Koyume
    Kaos-chan, you haven't eaten at all.
[05:45] Kaos
    I think my heart is full...
[05:48] Koyume
    Here. Say, "Aah."
[05:54] Kaos
    So good.
[05:57] Koyume
    Wow, it's so huge!
[06:01] Kaos
    This whole building is an art supply store?
[06:05] Ruki
    Well, they do carry stuff
    other than manga supplies.
[06:09] Ruki
    Is there something you'd like to buy?
[06:11] Kaos
    I'd like a complete set of supplies so
    I can help as an assistant at any time.
[06:15] Tsub
    All right, let's buy the necessities first.
[06:18] Ruki
    All right.
[06:19] Kaos
    I guess they're all used to this.
[06:21] Kaos
    I need to make sure I'm not
    the only one panicking.
[06:26] Koyume
    What's wrong, Tsubasa-san?!
    Wait! Please wait!
[06:29] Ruki
    Tsu-chan's always like that...
[06:31] Koyume
    Wow! There are so many things!
[06:33] Kaos
    I wonder where Tsubasa-san went.
[06:35] Koyume
    Oh, there she is.
[06:38] Tsub
    They have new products.
[06:39] ---
    I want to try them out.
[06:40] Koyume
    I've never seen Tsubasa-san's
    face look so sparkly!
[06:43] Ruki
    It happens once in a while.
[06:45] Ruki
    Like when she discovers a
    really interesting manga...
[06:48] (Flashback) Tsub
    Rukki! Rukki! Look, look, look!
[06:50] Ruki
    Or when we're at an autograph session
    for a manga artist she likes.
[06:54] Ruki
    Maybe you should calm down a bit.
[06:56] Koyume
    She loves manga so much, it's adorable!
[06:59] Tsub
    This looks cool,
[07:01] ---
    but it doesn't seem very practical.
[07:02] Koyume
    You look so cool with a quill!
[07:08] Koyume
    So cool!
[07:09] Kaos
    You look so strong!
[07:11] Tsuba
    I'm buying these.
[07:12] Ruki
    Tsu-chan's so hyper all of a sudden.
[07:14] Tsub
    That should be enough ink for a while.
[07:17] Tsub
    As for pen tips...
[07:19] ---
    This one.
[07:21] Koyume
    I'll get that one, too!
[07:23] Tsub
    Koyume, easy-to-use supplies
    differ from person to person.
[07:26] Koyume
    F-For me, I feel the most motivated
[07:30] ---
    when I use the same supplies as you.
[07:32] Tsub
    Want to try it?
[07:33] Koyume
    Yes!
[07:34] Tsub
    For blood splatters, if you go sploosh like this...
[07:38] Tsub
    it turns out pretty well.
[07:39] Koyume
    I see!
[07:40] ---
    Like this? Splash!
[07:42] Ruki
    Would you ever even use that in shojo manga?
[08:09] Ruki
    Ooh, there are new screen tones out.
[08:11] Koyume
    You're right! That one's really cute!
[08:13] Ruki
    Whenever they come out
    with new flower designs,
[08:15] ---
    I always end up buying them!
[08:18] Koyume
    For one piece dresses...
[08:21] Ruki
    For underwear...
[08:24] Both
    That's what I'll use it on!
[08:27] Ruki
    This looks like one you
    can use, Koyume-chan.
[08:29] Koyume
    You think so?
[08:32] Tsub
    This one's intense!
[08:33] Ruki
    That definitely fits Tsu-chan...
[08:39] Ruki
    That suits you way too much, Kaos-chan!
[08:42] Ruki
    There's a lot of nudity in my next
    manuscript, so I'll buy extra.
[08:46] Kaos
    Where are you going to use all of
    those sheets of bubbly splotches?
[08:51] Ruki
    Wh-Wh-Where?
[08:53] Ruki
    Th-The protagonist of my manga
    gets stung by bugs a lot!
[08:57] Kaos
    Way to go, Ruki-san!
[08:58] ---
    I see you're a stickler for reality!
[09:00] Tsub
    This is painful, Rukki.
[09:04] Koyume
    There are so many varieties
    of masking tape, too!
[09:09] Koyume
    So cute!
[09:10] Tsub
    They even have wide ones and thin ones.
[09:13] Ruki
    They're really convenient,
    so it doesn't hurt to have a lot.
[09:16] Ruki
    Oh, right.
[09:17] ---
    Kaos-chan, you don't use them
    since you draw digitally.
[09:20] Ruki
    Sorry, this probably doesn't make much sense.
[09:23] Kaos
    Oh, it's fine.
[09:24] Kaos
    Why are these useful?
[09:27] Tsub
    You can use them as hair ties... and stuff.
[09:29] Kaos
    Huh?! But that sounds like it'd hurt!
[09:33] Tsub
    I'm kidding.
[09:33] Koyume
    We use this to make sure our
    manuscript stays in place.
[09:40] Kaos
    They're really cute, so I
    think I'll buy some, too.
[09:42] Koyume
    Yeah!
[09:42] ---
    Let's choose some for everyone.
[09:44] Kaos
    This one with the donuts reminds
    me of you, Koyume-chan.
[09:47] Koyume
    Then this kitty one is for you, Kaos-chan.
[09:49] Koyume
    I think a bird design would suit Tsubasa-san.
[09:51] Koyume
    For Ruki-san, something sexy, like
    leopard print or high heels.
[09:55] Koyume
    Oh, this one with the
    kiss marks is good, too.
[09:57] Ruki
    Just choose some cute ones for me, too!
[10:00] Kid 1
    I think this pen will work.
[10:01] Kid 2
    I'm not really sure.
[10:04] Kid 1
    Isn't this it?
[10:06] Tsub
    Are you drawing manga for the first time?
[10:07] Kid 1
    Huh? Yes.
[10:09] Tsub
    This pen isn't for beginners,
[10:11] ---
    so you should pick this one instead.
[10:13] Both
    Tsubasa-san is so kind!
[10:15] Kid 1
    Wait, are you manga artists?
[10:19] Ruki
    Yes, though we're new.
[10:24] Kid 1
    Hopefully you can grow up
    to be a manga artist, too.
[10:27] Kid 2
    Let's all work hard!
[10:29] Kaos
    R-Right!
[10:34] Kaos
    You bought a lot, Koyume-chan.
[10:37] Koyume
    I ended up using most of my allowance.
[10:40] Lady
    That comes to 2,850 yen.
[10:42] Koyume
    Huh?
[10:43] Koyume
    Oh...
[10:45] ---
    I bought Tsubasa-san's books and a crêpe...
[10:47] Kaos
    You don't have enough?
[10:50] Koyume
    Maybe I'll give up on the masking tape.
[10:53] Tsub
    Oh, I'll buy it, then.
[10:55] Koyume
    Huh?
[10:56] Tsub
    You helped me with my manuscript
    the other day, so...
[10:58] Koyume
    But that was for my own education...
[11:00] Tsub
    Don't worry about it.
[11:01] ---
    You, too, Kaos.
[11:04] Koyume
    So cool!
[11:06] Kaos
    So mature!
[11:17] Kaos
    The art supply store was so much fun...
[11:20] Kaos
    And somehow I feel...
[11:23] Kaos
    that I should work harder.
[11:34] Kaos
    It's morning...
[11:35] Koyume
    We ended up talking all night.
[11:41] Ruki
    I think I might sleep a bit.
[11:44] Ann
    Now that Golden Week is over,
[11:46] ---
    there should be a lot of people
    heading back to work and school.

[11:49] Ann
    I hope people aren't being
    affected by the May blues.

[11:52] Ruki
    Wait! School starts back up today!
[11:54] Ann
    And here's today's horoscope.
SIGN    Episode 2
    "Back to School"
SIGN    Kaos-chan, how long does this usually take you?
SIGN    Hey, hey! Which one's cuter?
SIGN    Hurghburbpth (We won't make it in time!)
[11:56] Ann
    First place today is Libra!
[11:59] Ann
    Look forward to some unexpected luck!
[12:03] Kaos
    My new school uniform is so cute!
[12:06] Kaos
    I feel like a manga protagonist.
[12:10] Tsub
    You ready?
[12:15] Ruki
    Oh, Kaos-chan, your uniform is so cute.
[12:18] Kaos
    No, no. I'm just a background character!
[12:20] ---
    I got ahead of myself!
[12:20] Ruki
    Wait, what, Kaos-chan?!
[12:23] Koyume
    I'm late! I'm late!
[12:27] Kaos
    Everything about her is a shojo manga.
[12:38] Ruki
    By the way, you two are basically
    transfer students, right?
[12:42] Kaos
    Yes. I'm so nervous.
[12:50] Girl 1
    Tsubasa-chan, you're as cool as ever.
[12:53] Girl 2
    That T-shirt is so
    fashionable and lovely.
[12:55] Tsub
    Thanks.
[12:57] Koyume
    I knew Tsubasa-san would be popular!
[13:00] Ruki
    Tsu-chan, did you always
    have that T-shirt?
[13:03] Tsub
    This morning,
[13:05] Tsub
    I spilled ink all over it.
[13:06] Ruki
    Go and get changed!
[13:09] Kaos
    Do you keep the fact that you draw
    manga a secret from everyone at school?
[13:13] Ruki
    Yeah.
[13:13] ---
    It'd be embarrassing if anyone
    spread rumors about me.
[13:16] Ruki
    I mean... considering
    the kind of manga I draw...
[13:19] Ruki
    It'd be a huge deal if people found out.
[13:20] Girl 3
    Hey, that's Ruki-san from class 1!
[13:22] Girl 3
    She's really pretty,
    but hard to approach.
[13:25] Girl 3
    She always seems busy after school
    and I don't think she gets enough sleep.
[13:28] Girl 4
    I heard that she has a sketchy job...
[13:31] Girl 3
    Yeah, I can totally see that.
[13:35] Kaos
    Um... Are you sure
    people haven't found out?
[13:37] Ruki
    They haven't found out!
[13:38] ---
    And I'm not sketchy!
SIGN    Faculty Room
[13:44] Koyume
    What's wrong?
[13:46] Kaos
    I'm getting nervous,
    thinking about my introduction.
[13:49] Koyume
    You don't need to think
    too hard about it.
[13:51] ---
    It'll be over in no time.
[13:53] Koyume
    Not to mention,
[13:53] ---
    I'll be there with you, so you'll be fine.
[13:56] Kaos
    Koyume-chan...
[13:57] Koyume
    No worries!
[13:58] Tsub
    Yeah,
[13:59] ---
    we're with you, too.
[14:00] Both
    Huh?
[14:03] Kaos
    Huh?
[14:03] Koyume
    Huh?!
[14:05] Tsub
    So you though we were older?
[14:07] Ruki
    Because we look old?
[14:08] Both
    No, no, no, no!
[14:10] Ruki
    Anyway, now you don't need
    to be so formal with us.
[14:13] ---
    Okay?
[14:15] niji
    We're going to start class now.
[14:17] Ruki
    Yes, ma'am.
[14:18] Koyume
    So cute!
[14:25] Koyume
    You're even cuter with this!
[14:29] Niji
    You're one of the transfer
    students, aren't you?
[14:31] ---
    Hurry up and get to class!
[14:33] ---
    That goes for you two, as well.
[14:35] Ruki
    That's our homeroom teacher, Nijino-sensei.
[14:37] ---
    She's rather strict, despite how she looks.
[14:39] Ruki
    See? Scary, right?
[14:41] Kaos
    I want to be scolded by the
    beautiful teacher, too...
[14:44] Ruki
    Really?!
[14:47] Koyume
    Okay, Kaos-chan, let's go!
[14:49] Ruki
    Oh, Koyume-chan,
    you're in a different class.
[14:52] Koyume
    Huh?
[14:54] Tsub
    The three of us are together.
[14:59] Koyume
    D'oh!
[15:00] Koyume
    Please don't forget me!
SIGN    Kaoruko Moeta
[15:08] Niji
    All right, please introduce yourself.
[15:14] Kaos
    I'm Kaoruko Moeta.
[15:15] ---
    It's nice to meet you all.
[15:19] Kaos
    I hope it goes that smoothly.
[15:21] ---
    I haven't used my real name in a while!
SIGN    Kaoruko Moeta
[15:24] Kaos
    Wait, how do I pronounce it?
[15:26] ---
    Is it Moeta, or Moeta*?
[15:27] Kaos
    Um, and Kaoruko...
[15:32] Kaos
    Everyone's staring at me!
[15:33] Kaos
    M-Moe... Moe...
[15:36] ---
    M-M-M-M-Moe... Moe...
[15:40] Kaos
    Moe Moe Moe...
[15:43] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, you're coming off as a weirdo.
[15:47] Ruki
    You can do it!
[15:55] Kaos
    I'm Kaoruko Moeta.
[15:57] ---
    It's nice to meet you all.
[16:05] Tsub
    Is she okay?
[16:07] Ruki
    Her seat's far away, so I'm worried.
[16:16] Tsub
    She froze up holding a screen tone hera.
[16:18] Ruki
    Oh...
[16:19] ---
    She must've brought her
    pen case for assistant work.
[16:22] Girl 5
    What's that?
[16:32] Tsub
    Now she's holding
    it like Prince Shotoku!
[16:34] Ruki
    She's not fooling anyone.
[16:37] Girl 6
    You're so small, Moeta-san.
[16:39] ---
    How tall are you?
[16:41] Girl 5
    Where did you come from?
[16:42] Girl 6
    What are your hobbies?
[16:43] Kaos
    My hobbies...
[16:45] ---
    are to watch or read anime*
    and manga with a lot of girls in them,
[16:48] ---
    collecting figures...
[16:50] Kaos
    But I can't say that!
[16:52] Girl 7
    Who are your favorite celebrities?
[16:54] Kaos
    Celebrities?!
[16:55] ---
    Do voice actors count as celebrities?
[16:56] ---
    How about characters from idol anime?!
[16:57] Girl 5
    Hey, what about fashion?
[16:59] ---
    What styles do you like?
[17:00] Kaos
    Fashion?! Do you mean cosplay?!
[17:02] ---
    I usually just observe...
[17:04] Kaos
    Um...
[17:06] Girl 5
    What kind of clubs were you in?
[17:07] Kaos
    Cl-Clu...
[17:11] Ruki
    Kao... Kaoruko-chan?!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[17:15] Kaos
    Thank you for taking care of me.
[17:25] Koyume
    Are you okay, Kaos-chan?
[17:27] Kaos
    Yes, I'm fine now.
[17:30] Koyume
    I was so worried!
[17:32] Classmate
    Koyume!
[17:33] Classmate
    Let's go to lunch!
[17:35] Koyume
    Okay!
[17:37] Koyume
    I'll see you later!
[17:40] Girl
    Where should we eat lunch?
[17:42] Kaos
    She fit right in...
[17:44] Girl 2
    Let's go to the terrace!
[17:45] Koyume
    There's a terrace? Let's go!
[18:04] Kaos
    I'm so scared of people I don't know...
[18:08] Ruki
    Do you want me to ask the teacher
    if we can sit near each other?
[18:11] Kaos
    Ruki-san, thank you so much.
[18:14] Kaos
    Hearing that makes me really happy.
[18:19] Kaos
    I appreciate the sentiment, but,
    um, wouldn't that be a bother?
[18:23] Ruki
    Of course not!
[18:25] Kaos
    But, but... Aren't I being a bur—
[18:27] Ruki
    It's fine! You can definitely ask more of me!
[18:31] Kaos
    I'm sorry.
[18:32] ---
    The way you said that is a bit lewd, Ruki-san.
[18:35] Tsub
    Hey.
[18:35] Tsub
    I don't think you have to force
    yourself to talk to people.
[18:38] Kaos
    Huh?
[18:39] Tsub
    You'll only be able to meet this many
    people while you're in school.
[18:44] Tsub
    Just think of it as people watching
    for creating manga.
[18:51] Girl
    But it's like, how much should you really eat, right?
[18:54] Girl
    Yeah.
[18:54] Girl
    It's all you can eat.
[18:57] Kaos
    I was told in a survey before...
[19:01] Kaos
    "I've never seen such an unrealistic
    high school girl in my life.
[19:05] Kaos
    The author should try to
    observe reality a little more."
[19:09] Kaos
    I think that's because
[19:10] ---
    I've always been so scared to step foot
[19:14] ---
    into the world of normal high school girls.
[19:18] Kaos
    Right...
[19:20] ---
    If I think of it as people watching
    for the sake of creating manga...
[19:26] Kaos
    Thank you.
[19:28] Kaos
    I think I can be more
    positive about it now.
[19:33] Tsub
    And I never have to worry about
    the variety of my enemy characters!
[19:35] Kaos
    Whoa! So macho!
[19:38] Kaos
    People watching?
[19:44] Kaos
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[19:46] Koyume
    Kaos-chan!
[19:48] Koyume
    I was so lonely without you!
[19:50] Kaos
    Me, too, Koyume-chan!
[19:52] Girl
    Bye-bye, Koyume-chin.
[19:54] Koyume
    See you tomorrow!
[19:58] Kaos
    I'm sorry...
[19:59] Kaos
    For a moment, I thought that
    we might be the same...
[20:02] Koyume
    Don't look so sad!
[20:04] Ruki
    You make friends pretty fast, Koyume-chan.
[20:08] Ruki
    I'm a little jealous that you look
    like you're having so much fun.
[20:10] Tsub
    What were you guys talking about?
[20:12] Koyume
    I never had a chance to hear about
    relationships from girls who have boyfriends.
[20:15] ---
    I think it'll help with my manga.
[20:17] Ruki
    I see.
[20:18] Tsub
    That's good.
[20:20] Koyume
    Yes!
[20:21] ---
    I got to hear all kinds
    of specific stories.
[20:24] Ruki
    Sorry we couldn't be of much help with that...
[20:28] Tsub
    Yeah, sorry...
[20:30] Koyume
    No!
[20:31] ---
    You two don't need to get sad, too!
[20:41] Kaos
    So you didn't tell people at school
[20:44] ---
    that you were a manga
    artist, either, Koyume-chan?
[20:46] Koyume
    I want to be a normal
    high school girl at school.
[20:49] Kaos
    Yeah, that's what I thought, too.
[20:52] Kaos
    I want to make a lot of
    memories wearing this uniform.
[20:56] Koyume
    Yeah.
[20:57] ---
    Not to mention, we can all talk
    about manga back at the dorm,
[21:00] Koyume
    and that's a lot of fun, too.
[21:02] Kaos
    I'm really glad that
    I joined the dorm, too.
[21:18] Kaos
    Nice to meet you.
[21:26] Ruki
    She's quick to make friends with animals.
[21:29] Koyume
    Yeah.
[21:30] Tsub
    That's a talent.
[21:41] Kaos
    You're so nervous...
[21:42] ---
    You must've been through
    some really scary things.
[21:48] Kaos
    You're such a failure!
[21:53] Koyume
    Kaos-chan...
[21:55] Tsub
    ...is holding a kitten
    that looks just like her...
[21:57] Ruki
    The cuteness is unbearable!
[23:30] Koyume
    You're so cute, Kaos-chan!
[23:32] Some
    Lovely!
[23:33] Some
    You're cute, too!
[23:34] Purple
    Now I'm really getting into it!
SIGN    Jiggle Jiggle Bounce
[23:36] Kaos
    Next time, "Jiggle Jiggle Bounce."

3 - Jiggle Jiggle Bounce

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[00:04] Editor
    It looks like you've gotten used
    to living in the dorm, Kaos-sensei.
[00:07] Kaos
    Yes!
[00:08] ---
    There are so many firsts that I've
    learned and experienced there,
[00:11] ---
    so I think I'll be able to draw
    a lot of interesting manga.
[00:15] Editor
    I see.
[00:16] ---
    I'll go ahead and take a look, then.
SIGN    Crêpes and
    High School Girls
SIGN    It's about to begin!
[00:18] Editor
    So the protagonists are high school girls?
[00:20] Kaos
    Yes!
[00:21] ---
    The other day,
[00:22] ---
    I had this thing called a
    c-c-crêpe for the first time.
[00:27] Kaos
    It was so amazing,
[00:29] ---
    I thought it might be interesting
    to make a manga about it.
[00:31] Editor
    Good point.
[00:32] Editor
    Gourmet manga are pretty popular recently,
[00:36] ---
    and having high school girls as the
    protagonists matches our reader base.
[00:40] Editor
    And the fact that you're drawing the story as
SIGN    Pshuu~
SIGN    It melts in your mouth~
SIGN    Minch
    Minch
[00:44] ---
    an actual high school girl is interesting.
[00:49] Kaos
    I went with three other friends,
SIGN    Chomp Chomp
SIGN    So delicious
SIGN    it melts in your mouth~
SIGN    Nom Nom
[00:52] ---
    and the chocolate banana one that
    one of them got was so good!
SIGN    So rich
SIGN    So sweet
SIGN    it melts in your mouth~
[00:55] Kaos
    Oh, but the double berry one
    that I got was good, too!
SIGN    Minch
    Minch
[00:58] Editor
    This is...
[01:00] Kaos
    Yes! I thought up a manga where high school
    girls eat as many crêpes as they can!
[01:07] Editor
    She's definitely eating a lot of them...
[01:10] ---
    I'm sorry, I have a question.
[01:13] Kaos
    Yes?
SIGN    So sweet it melts
    in your mouth~
SIGN    Minch Minch
[01:14] Editor
    What is this "minch minch" right here?
[01:17] Kaos
    The sfx to express the chewy texture
    you get when you eat a crêpe.
[01:20] Editor
    And this "grunch grunch"?
[01:22] Kaos
    The sound of the corn flakes!
[01:23] Kaos
    In gourmet manga,
SIGN    So rich~
[01:25] ---
    they have like "so rich" and
    "chomp chomp" and "pshuu."
SIGN    Chomp Chomp
SIGN    Pshuu~
[01:29] Kaos
    Depicting sound effects
    correctly is really important,
[01:31] ---
    so I came up with some new ones.
SIGN    It really melts in your mouth
SIGN    Mufufufufu
SIGN    Scruish Scruish Scruish Scruish Scruish
[01:38] Editor
    Please reconsider... the entire thing.
SIGN    Today's Menu Chicken Teriyaki Agedashi Tofu Greens in Soy Sauce Nameko mushroom soup
[03:14] Kaos
    What's wrong with it?
[03:17] Tsub
    I think you've got the right idea.
[03:20] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, your editor asked
    you to write about what actual
[03:25] Ruki
    high school girls feel, right?
[03:26] Kaos
    Yes, and I drew how I really felt.
[03:31] Tsub
    What else did you think, other than
    about it melting in your mouth?
[03:34] Kaos
    Huh?
[03:35] ---
    It was sweet...
[03:36] Tsub
    It was sweet, and?
[03:37] Kaos
    And it melted in my mouth...
[03:40] Kaos
    Like it was delicious and
    melted in my mouth...
[03:43] Kaos
    And I felt so happy, and it melted in my mouth...
[03:47] Kaos
    Now that I actually think about it,
[03:49] Kaos
    I might not know what real high school girls
    are actually thinking...
[03:55] Kaos
    I'm surrounded by real high
    school girls every day,
[04:00] Kaos
    and living an exciting and happy life...
[04:02] Kaos
    So what am I doing wrong?
[04:04] Ruki
    I think that's just the thing.
[04:06] Kaos
    Huh?
[04:07] Ruki
    When you talk about high school girls,
[04:10] ---
    you make it sound like
    you don't relate to them.
[04:12] Koyume
    Yeah, I can see that.
[04:14] Koyume
    Like this protagonist's line here.
SIGN    So cute! So cute! So cute! So cute! So cute! So cute! So cute!
SIGN    High school girls sure love cute things!
[04:16] Koyume
    "High school girls sure love cute things!"
SIGN    Have as much as you'd like today!
[04:20] Koyume
    And, "Eat as much as you'd like today!"
[04:23] Koyume
    You almost sound like a dad.
[04:25] Kaos
    A dad?!
[04:27] Ruki
    Also, Kaos-chan,
[04:29] Ruki
    this page...
SIGN    I'm just a normal high school girl that you'd find anywhere.
SIGN    I've got lots of friends!
SIGN    Today, I'm going to the city with my friends.
SIGN    Squee! Squee! Your face is so small! Blah Blah Crowds
SIGN    There's cream on my chest!!
SIGN    Ah!
[04:33] [SONG] Sfx
    Plop
SIGN    Ew, you pervert!
SIGN    Thank you, God!
[04:38] Ruki
    This girl isn't normal!
[04:39] Kaos
    What?!
[04:40] Ruki
    Usually in a whipped cream situation,
    a girl wouldn't thank God!
[04:45] Kaos
    R-Really?
[04:47] Koyume
    Also, can I bring up one thing?
[04:50] Kaos
    S-Sure, go ahead, Koyume-chan.
SIGN    It's too cute!
SIGN    So fashionable!
SIGN    Let's wear the same one!
[04:54] Koyume
    These clothes are so lame!
[04:56] Kaos
    L-Lame?!
[04:58] Kaos
    They're not lame!
[04:59] ---
    Cats are cute, and English
    letters look awesome!
[05:02] Koyume
    Kaos-chan,
[05:04] ---
    I've been wondering about this for a while,
[05:06] ---
    but I think you're a little off...
[05:09] Koyume
    I mean, look at your clothes!
[05:10] Kaos
    Now you're insulting me personally?!
[05:12] Koyume
    Not to mention they're really ragged!
[05:14] ---
    Let's throw them out and buy you new clothes!
[05:16] Ruki
    If we can work on your own style,
[05:17] ---
    you'll be able to make
    your characters more likable, too.
[05:21] Kaos
    My grandma made me these clothes...
[05:25] ---
    I can't throw them out...
[05:27] Koyume
    Huh?
[05:28] Ruki
    Despite looking lame, her likability
    just shot through the roof!
[05:31] Kaos
    Actually, I could never figure out when
    you're supposed to get rid of clothes,
[05:35] Kaos
    and since I never grow,
    I can wear the same ones forever...
[05:39] Ruki
    Sorry, Kaos-chan...
[05:41] Koyume
    But I still think you should
    dress differently sometimes!
[05:45] Ruki
    You always have your hair in a braid,
[05:47] ---
    but why don't you try chopping it off?
[05:48] Kaos
    No!
[05:50] Kaos
    My long hair is the one solid piece
    of evidence that I've actually grown!
[05:54] Kaos
    I mean, I haven't grown any
    taller since fourth grade...
[05:57] Koyume
    So sad!
[05:58] Ruki
    Everything out of her mouth is so sad!
[06:00] Koyume
    Th-Then why don't we try
    changing up your hairstyle?
[06:08] Koyume
    Your hair is so fluffy!
[06:16] Kaos
    That tickles!
[06:17] Koyume
    You need to stay still!
[06:22] Kaos
    Thank you, God!
[06:24] Ruki
    Don't thank God!
[06:26] Kaos
    Oh, right!
[06:30] Koyume
    All done!
[06:35] Koyume
    You're so cute, Kaos-chan!
[06:37] Ruki
    You're perfect!
[06:37] Kaos
    Hurgh!
[06:38] Koyume
    And the fashion that goes
    with this hairstyle...
[06:46] Ruki
    So lovely!
[06:48] Koyume
    How about a sporty-looking Kaos-chan?
[06:51] Ruki
    That's cute, too!
[06:54] Ruki
    Try my clothes on, too.
[06:57] Ruki
    You look good in cool-style fashion, too.
[06:59] Koyume
    Now all she needs is a backpack!
[07:02] Ruki
    And maybe one of those little yellow hats.
[07:05] Kaos
    S-So I really do look
    like a grade-schooler...
[07:09] Ruki
    W-We're kidding...
[07:11] Koyume
    Yeah. It's not like we
    actually have a backpack.
[07:14] Mom
    There's a backpack in the reference room.
[07:18] Koyume
    I knew it!
[07:20] Ruki
    You look amazing, Kaos-chan!
[07:24] Kaos
    This isn't very high school girl-like at all!
[07:33] Kaos
    I-I'm sorry that I even flashed you
    with my lame panties just now...
[07:37] Ruki
    W-We didn't say anything.
[07:39] Koyume
    Nope.
[07:40] Tsub
    More importantly, who cares if they're lame?
[07:43] ---
    It's your style.
[07:44] Kaos
    Huh?
[07:46] Tsub
    This has plenty of potential that makes
    it look like it'll be interesting.
[07:50] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san...
[07:52] Tsub
    But in your case,
[07:54] ---
    the thing you'll have to work
    on most is your art.
[07:57] Tsub
    The most important thing about gourmet
    manga is to make food look delicious,
[08:01] Tsub
    but that's not how yours look at all.
[08:03] Tsub
    Not to mention, the art looks
    the same in every panel,
[08:05] Tsub
    and the story is monotonous.
[08:07] Tsub
    You can't even tell the characters apart.
[08:10] Koyume
    That wasn't carrot-and-stick,
    that was just stick-and-stick.
[08:12] Kaos
    I-I-I'm so sorry...
[08:14] Kaos
    My storyboard is indeed trash...
[08:16] Kaos
    It's not even worth the first
    letter of the word "trash"...
[08:21] Tsub
    I'm trying to tell you you're
    just getting started.
[08:26] Tsub
    You're just getting started.
[08:31] Mom
    I heard that sketching is a good
    way to improve your art skills.
[08:36] Kaos
    Sketching?
[08:37] Koyume
    I know!
[08:39] ---
    Why don't we have a sketching contest?
[08:41] Tsub
    That's a good idea.
[08:44] Kaos
    You're all... doing this all for me...
[08:55] Koyume
    Let's do our best!
[08:56] Kaos
    Yes!
[08:57] Ruki
    I missed my chance to ask
    her to wear this next...
SIGN    Episode 3 "Jiggle Jiggle Bounce"
SIGN    Meow
SIGN    Abaa
SIGN    A bunny, a kitty and a birdie...
[09:09] Kaos
    I ended up getting out later than I thought,
    doing daily duties at scho— Argh!
[09:14] Kaos
    I'm home.
[09:17] Mom
    Welcome back.
[09:18] Mom
    Look, Kaos-chan.
[09:20] ---
    I made her a little hat.
[09:25] Kaos
    It's so cute!
[09:27] Kaos
    She looks like a manga artist!
[09:29] Mom
    So her name would be Nyaos-sensei.
[09:31] Kaos
    Nyaos!
[09:32] Mom
    It looks like Ruki-chan and Koyume-chan
[09:34] ---
    have already started the sketching contest.
[09:38] Kaos
    Right.
[09:42] Kaos
    Meow, meow, Nyaos-chan!
[09:46] ---
    Nyaos-chan!
[09:49] Koyume
    Wait, I can't do that...
[09:52] Ruki
    It's okay. You can do this, Koyume-chan.
[09:57] Kaos
    Th-This is...
[10:20] Ruki
    Oh, Kaos-chan.
[10:25] Kaos
    I-I interrupted!
[10:27] Kaos
    I'm so sorry!
[10:30] Ruki
    Don't get the wrong idea, Kaos-chan!
[10:32] ---
    I was just asking Koyume-chan to pose for me!
[10:34] Ruki
    Right?!
[10:35] Koyume
    Yes.
[10:38] Koyume
    I was just doing whatever
    Ruki-chan wanted me to.
[10:41] Ruki
    Don't say it like that!
[10:49] Ruki
    Koyume-chan's figure is perfect for my manga.
[10:53] Koyume
    Woohoo!
[10:58] Ruki
    That's not right!
[11:00] ---
    I need you to look more embarrassed!
[11:02] Koyume
    What?
[11:03] Ruki
    Are you not able to get into the
    mood because you're by yourself?
[11:07] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, could you be
    Koyume-chan's partner?
[11:10] Koyume
    Uh... Okay!
[11:13] Ruki
    Try holding Koyume-chan from behind.
[11:17] Kaos
    L-Like this?!
[11:19] Ruki
    More desperately! Like really cling onto her!
[11:22] Kaos
    Okay!
SIGN    Ba-dump
[11:28] Ruki
    She ended up piggyback riding her...
[11:30] Ruki
    I need them to pose like they're lovers.
[11:34] Ruki
    Kaos-chan and Koyume-chan
    definitely don't look like lovers.
[11:38] Ruki
    I know! I'll get Tsu-chan—
[11:40] Koyume
    No!
[11:41] ---
    I don't want Tsubasa-san to see me like this!
[11:43] Ruki
    That's it! That's the expression!
[11:45] ---
    I'm really getting into it now!
[11:47] Kaos
    M-Me, too!
[11:51] Ruki
    It really is different when
    you actually have a model.
[11:55] Kaos
    Compared to drawing from imagination,
    this is so much more...
[12:10] Kaos
    We're on completely different levels!
[12:13] Kaos
    How can I learn
    to draw so realistically?
[12:18] Ruki
    You use a lot of straight
    lines in your drawings.
[12:21] Ruki
    Try adding more curves.
[12:23] Kaos
    Curves...
[12:26] Ruki
    Look closer at Koyume-chan.
[12:28] Kaos
    Okay.
[12:30] Ruki
    Her shoulders are curvy.
[12:32] Kaos
    Yes, yes.
[12:34] Ruki
    Her tummy looks really jiggly, too.
[12:38] Kaos
    You're right.
[12:40] Ruki
    Her butt looks really bouncy, too.
[12:42] Kaos
    So basically, jiggle, jiggle, bounce!
[12:44] Koyume
    That's so mean!
[12:46] Koyume
    I've been so worried about
    gaining weight lately!
[12:48] Ruki
    Then why don't you stop eating so much?
[12:50] Koyume
    No!
[12:51] Ruki
    You have boobs,
[12:52] ---
    so what's wrong with being a little chubby!
[12:54] ---
    You're asking too much!
[12:55] Koyume
    It's not like I'm happy about that.
[12:58] ---
    They just grow on their own.
[12:59] Both
    Grow on their own?!
[13:01] Ruki
    You mean you don't eat a lot of
    soybeans or drink a lot of milk?
[13:04] Koyume
    I only eat sweets.
[13:06] Ruki
    No exercises to make them bigger,
    or massages, or praying...
[13:10] Ruki
    You're not doing anything?!
[13:11] Koyume
    Ruki-chan...
[13:13] Koyume
    Who cares?!
[13:15] ---
    You have a small waist,
[13:17] ---
    long arms and legs,
    and your hair is silky smooth!
[13:19] Koyume
    You're basically right out of a shojo manga!
[13:21] ---
    No fair! Ruki-chan, you idiot!
[13:23] Ruki
    G-Girls that are actually
    popular in real life
[13:25] ---
    are aloof and cute girls
    like you, Koyume-chan!
[13:28] ---
    You idiot!
[13:29] Koyume
    That's not true, stupid!
[13:31] Ruki
    You're the one that's stupid, Koyume-chan!
[13:33] Kaos
    Wh-What should I do?
[13:34] Koyume
    Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[13:34] Kaos
    I should stop their fighting,
[13:36] ---
    but this is really cute,
    so I want to keep watching.
[13:39] Ruki
    All the popular girls in manga
[13:41] ---
    are the ones with big breasts!
[13:44] Ruki
    Everyone likes big-chested girls!
[13:47] Kaos
    Ruki-san, that's not true!
[13:50] Kaos
    True, breasts are important...
[13:52] Kaos
    But what's more important...
[13:54] ---
    is a girl looking embarrassed
    about her chest size!
[13:59] Kaos
    That's what makes us... Makes us...
[14:02] Koyume
    Who is "us"?
[14:03] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, you're basically
    on the same side as me,
[14:06] ---
    so you understand, don't you?
[14:07] Kaos
    No.
[14:08] ---
    My breasts aren't a matter
    of small or large...
[14:11] ---
    they basically won't grow any more,
[14:14] Kaos
    so I could never join
    in on your conversation.
[14:17] Ruki
    Don't give up!
[14:19] Koyume
    You're still growing, Kaos-chan!
[14:21] ---
    So you can't give up!
[14:23] Kaos
    Huh?
[14:34] Ruki
    I'm sorry, Kaos-chan...
[14:36] ---
    All because I left my tea there.
[14:39] Kaos
    It's okay.
[14:40] ---
    The tea basically went straight down
    like water running against a flat board.
[14:44] Koyume
    Now, now...
[14:45] ---
    This just means everyone has insecurities,
    whether their chest is big or small.
[14:48] Ruki
    Normal is best.
[14:50] Koyume
    A C cup is ideal.
[14:52] Ruki
    That's about the size where you
    look good in both cute and cool clothing,
[14:56] ---
    so it's perfect.
[15:00] Tsub
    Oh, did you already start the
    sketching contest?
[15:03] All
    That's perfect!
[15:04] Tsub
    Huh?
[15:05] Kaos
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What's wrong, Tsubasa-san?
[15:08] ---
    Why did you take off, off, off...
[15:11] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, you're sounding
    like a weirdo again...
[15:14] Tsub
    Oh, I didn't have an umbrella.
[15:16] Koyume
    She just dodged the comment!
[15:18] Ruki
    More importantly,
[15:20] Ruki
    I hadn't noticed in a while, but your
    figure has gotten really nice, Tsu-chan.
[15:24] Tsub
    What do you mean?
[15:25] Ruki
    You're fit in all the right places.
[15:27] Koyume
    You look lovely!
[15:28] Tsub
    What? I don't get it.
[15:36] tsub
    You need to be at least this muscular,
[15:38] ---
    or you fail as a hero of darkness.
[15:42] Ruki
    Tsu-chan, Tsu-chan,
[15:44] ---
    being that muscular is a bit...
[15:45] Tsub
    No, this is perfect.
[15:47] Ruki
    Um, I don't know if I could
    even be your friend...
[15:49] Tsub
    No, this is perfect.
[15:51] Ruki
    It would feel really weird hugging you.
[15:52] Tsub
    This is perfect.
[16:01] Kaos
    Ruki-san's sketch and Tsubasa-san's doodle...
[16:05] Kaos
    They were drawn so quickly
    and looked really good.
[16:08] Kaos
    She's the same age as me and
    has already published books...
[16:12] Kaos
    I need to work harder...
[16:14] Koyume
    You're working so hard, Kaos-chan.
[16:18] Koyume
    It's snack time.
[16:21] Kaos
    Thank you, Koyume-chan.
[17:05] Mom
    Kaos-chan and Koyume-chan
    seem to be running late.
[17:08] Tsub
    Maybe they overslept.
[17:10] Ruki
    I'll go wake them up.
[17:13] Tsub
    Goomoafternight.
[17:14] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, Koyume-chan,
    why don't we have some breakfast?
[17:25] Tsub
    What happened?!
[17:26] Ruki
    Oh, no! Kaos-chan's barely conscious!
[17:29] Koyume
    Soft serve is so yummy!
[17:34] Ruki
    I knew it...
[17:37] Mom
    You didn't even notice how
    you were doing physically?
[17:40] ---
    Weren't you eating?
[17:41] Koyume
    We both remembered snack time, but...
[17:45] (Flashback) Kaos
    Thanks, but I'm not hungry right now...
[17:48] (Flashback) Koyume
    Then I'll eat it for you.
[17:50] All
    So she hasn't eaten!
[17:52] Koyume
    S-Sorry, Kaos-chan!
[17:54] Kaos
    It's not your fault, Koyume-chan.
[17:57] Kaos
    I was so busy fixing my
    storyboard that I couldn't eat.
[18:00] Ruki
    For the gourmet manga?
[18:02] Kaos
    Yes. Since I don't really understand gourmet,
[18:05] ---
    I don't really deserve to eat.
[18:08] All
    But you'll die!
[18:09] Mom
    Kaos-chan,
[18:10] Mom
    you won't be able to continue being
    a manga artist if you get sick.
[18:15] Mom
    Make sure you eat the dorm
    meals, starting today.
[18:18] Mom
    Is there anything you can't eat?
[18:20] Kao
    N-No.
[18:23] Kaos
    T-Tomatoes...
[18:26] Kaos
    Broccoli...
[18:30] Kaos
    N-Natto...
[18:36] Mom
    You lied! There are plenty
    of things you don't like!
[18:42] Kaos
    I... have no right to dislike food.
[18:51] Kaos
    It's delicious.
[18:53] ---
    This looks good, too.
[18:57] Kaos
    It's all really delicious...
[18:59] Mom
    You're lying! You haven't
    swallowed any of it!
[19:07] Mom
    I'm sorry, Miharu.
[19:09] Mom
    One of the girls has a fever,
    so I won't be able to go out tonight.
[19:13] Miharu
    Oh, no worries.
[19:15] ---
    I hope she feels better soon.
[19:18] Mom
    She's a really hard worker.
[19:20] Miharu
    Tell her to take care.
[19:22] ---
    I'll let Mayu know you had to cancel.
[19:24] Mom
    Thanks. I'll talk to you later.
[19:29] Mom
    Now for the other matter...
[19:52] Koyume
    Kaos-chan!
[19:53] Ruki
    How are you feeling?
[19:54] Tsub
    Do you still have a fever?
[19:55] Kaos
    I think it finally came down.
[19:57] Koyume
    We thought you might be able to eat these.
[20:00] [SONG] Sign
    Mixed
    Vegetable Chips
[20:01] Koyume
    They're good!
[20:02] Ruki
    Did you sweat much? Want to get changed?
[20:05] Tsub
    I didn't know what would work, but...
[20:10] Tsub
    They say that good and bad
    health start in the mind!
[20:13] Ruki
    You're going to defeat the sickness?
[20:14] Koyume
    You go, Tsuba!
[20:17] Kaos
    Th-Thank you very much.
[20:21] Mom
    Kaos-chan, do you think you
    could eat a little dinner?
[20:28] Kaos
    Th-Thank you for the meal.
[20:31] Kaos
    What should I do?
[20:32] ---
    I'm still not very hungry...
[20:40] Kaos
    It's good.
[20:41] ---
    Somehow, this is really soothing.
[20:43] Mom
    Is it?
[20:44] ---
    I called your parents' house and
    asked them for some pointers.
[20:47] Kaos
    Huh?
[20:50] Mom
    I'm so glad you ate.
[20:54] Mom
    If you miss food from home, just let me know, okay?
[20:58] ---
    I'll do my best.
[21:04] Kaos
    Housemother...
[21:06] Mom
    Oh, and I made a salad with plenty
    of soybeans for you, Ruki-chan.
[21:10] Ruki
    Why did you have to ruin the moment?!
[21:16] Edit
    Are you all better now, Kaos-sensei?
[21:19] Kaos
    I'm sorry that I made you worry,
[21:22] ---
    but I'm all better now!
[21:24] Kaos
    I redid my storyboard,
[21:26] ---
    incorporating the advice
    you gave me the other day.
[21:29] Edit
    I'll take a look.
[21:30] Kaos
    When I thought about what's
     popular right now,
[21:33] ---
    I realized it was making inanimate
    objects anthropomorphic!
[21:35] Edit
    True, that is its own genre.
[21:38] Kaos
    That's why I thought it could
    be done with crêpes, too.
[21:43] Kaos
    But I somehow wanted to keep high
    school girls and gourmet in it, so...
SIGN    I got eaten.
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    It melts in your mouth~
[21:48] Kaos
    I thought about it really hard...
[21:52] Edit
    Kaos-sensei, this storyboard...
[21:55] Kaos
    Yes?
[21:56] Edit
    ...is definitely not approved.
[23:30] Tsub
    "You can do anything, right?"
[23:30] ---
    No!
[23:31] Ruki
    "This is embarrassing!"
[23:34] Ruki
    "You're not allowed to see this, Kaos-chan!"
[23:36] Kaos
    Next time, "Scuffling Wildly Rendezvous."
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Scuffling Wildly
SIGN    Rendezvous

4 - Scuffling Wildly Rendezvous

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[00:14] Kaos
    Is Ruki-san working overnight?
[00:18] Kaos
    She's amazing for having a serialized
    manga while going to school.
[00:22] Koyume
    I ran out of donuts!
[00:25] Tsub
    I see.
[00:25] Koyume
    I wonder if they're going
    to come out with new flavors.
[00:30] Kaos
    That sexiness...
[00:31] Kaos
    It's no wonder she's a
    teens' love manga artist.
[00:35] Kaos
    She must be thinking lewd
    things even when she goes to school
[00:38] ---
    so she's always in the mood!
[00:40] Ruki
    I'm just tired because I have
    a deadline coming up!
SIGN    Comic Girls
[02:21] (Flashback) Kaos
    Huh?
[02:21] (Flashback) Koyume
    You stayed up all night
    two nights in a row?!
[02:24] (Flashback) Ruki
    I had a lot of pages this month,
[02:26] (Flashback) ---
    not to mention color pages, too...
[02:28] Kaos
    I guess you would be sleepy
    if you had to stay up for two nights...
[02:31] Teach
    Irokawa, translate this sentence.
[02:35] Ruki
    Yes, ma'am.
[02:40] Ruki
    Can I...
[02:42] ---
    go to your house tonight?
[02:47] Teach
    Hey! Read it normally!
[02:48] Kaos
    Ruki-san's destructive power
    before a deadline is intense!
[02:48] Ruki
    Huh?!
[03:06] Kaos
    Ruki-san, I think you should head
    home and sleep a little.
[03:09] Ruki
    No, I shouldn't skip...
[03:12] Ruki
    I have to keep up with both...
[03:15] Ruki
    Otherwise, I can't call myself a pro...
[03:20] Teach
    Irokawa! Quit being so lewd!
[03:23] Ruki
    I'm not trying to be...
[03:24] Kaos
    Ruki-san...
[03:25] Kaos
    The more she tries to lead
    an earnest life, the more she's...
[03:30] Tsub
    Want to go to the nurse's office?
[03:32] Ruki
    I'm fine.
[03:34] Ruki
    If this was all I could take,
    I'd lose my readers.
[03:38] Ruki
    I'm already drawing manga
    that's not suited for me, after all.
[03:41] Kaos
    Not suited for it?
[03:43] ---
    It's basically your calling in life!
[03:48] Niji
    Irokawa-san? You look rather tired.
[03:51] Ruki
    Oh, I ended up staying up all night...
[03:55] Niji
    Oh, for your history quiz?
[03:57] Ruki
    Um, actually...
[03:58] Niji
    How commendable!
[04:00] ---
    But staying up all night is bad for your
    health, so don't push yourself too hard.
[04:02] Ruki
    Yes, ma'am...
[04:07] Koyume
    Ruki-chan, go ahead and take a nap.
[04:10] Koyume
    We still have about 20 minutes
    on our lunch break.
[04:13] Kaos
    Yeah.
[04:14] Tsub
    Rukki can't sleep without
    her favorite plushy.
[04:18] Ruki
    Hey, don't mention that!
[04:20] Koyume
    So cute!
[04:21] Kaos
    I guess you can't just
    bring plushies to school.
[04:26] Tsub
    Here. Just hold Kaos instead.
[04:29] ---
    They're basically the same thing.
[04:30] Kaos
    Hey! No I'm not, Tsubasa-san!
[04:39] All
    She fell asleep.
[04:40] Kaos
    She must be really tired.
[04:51] Both
    Ruki-chan! We'll help
    you with your manuscript!
[04:53] ---
    No!
[04:54] Ruki
    It's embarrassing!
[04:56] Ruki
    If you guys saw how perverted
    this is, I'd just die!
[04:59] Kaos
    She's actually embarrassed...
[05:01] Tsub
    Rukki, your perverted fantasies are already
    being sold in bookstores across the country.
[05:01] Ruki
    No!
[05:05] Tsub
    Just give it up.
[05:06] Ruki
    I'm going to go buy them all!
[05:08] Kaos
    Work on your manuscript!
[05:11] Tsub
    Rukki won't even let me
    touch her manuscripts.
[05:15] Kaos
    It's that bad?
[05:16] ---
    Then wouldn't it be better if you drew
    them at home rather than at the dor—
[05:19] Ruki
    It'd be even worse if my family saw this!
[05:21] Ruki
    If they found out about this,
    they'd disown me!
[05:24] Ruki
    My grandma might die from shock!
[05:27] Ruki
    All I get out of it is a thrilling feeling,
    like I'm building a bomb at home...
[05:32] Kaos
    It must be hard drawing pervy manga.
[05:35] Koyume
    Ruki-chan, you're all woozy. We
    can't leave you alone like that!
[05:38] Kaos
    Please let us help!
[05:40] Ruki
    Girls...
[05:42] Ruki
    You won't tease me,
    even though it's pervy?
[05:44] Koyume
    We won't!
[05:45] Ruki
    In that case...
[05:49] Ruki
    Hey! This is just the kiss scene!
[05:51] ---
    You're not handling this well at all!
[05:53] Kaos
    The dialogue is already pretty intense...
[05:55] Ruki
    Then could you apply screentone on these
    pages that don't have any dialogue?
[05:59] Koyume
    Those drawings!
[06:01] Ruki
    Would you stop reacting
    to every little thing?!
[06:04] ---
    Jeez, you're making
    me even more embarrassed!
[06:07] Tsub
    Just give me your manuscript!
[06:08] Tsub
    I'll apply screentones
    to that **** right there!
[06:10] Ruki
    Tsu-chan, you should actually
    feel a little more embarrassed!
[06:14] Kaos
    I'm sorry that we're so useless...
[06:17] Koyume
    Sorry, Ruki-chan...
[06:19] Ruki
    I'm the one who should be sorry.
[06:21] Ruki
    I'll give Tsu-chan the more perverted pages.
[06:25] Tsub
    This protagonist...
[06:26] ---
    sort of resembles Koyume.
[06:28] Ruki
    Oh. I always ask her to pose for me,
    so she started looking like her.
[06:32] Tsub
    Huh...
[06:33] Koyume
    Don't look!
[06:36] Kaos
    Koyume-chan, you can't get in the way!
[06:38] Tsub
    Yeah, I can't get any work don—
[06:39] Koyume
    I'll do this page!
[06:41] Tsub
    Then, I'll work on the page where
    Koyume gets knocked down...
[06:44] Koyume
    I'll work on that one, too!
[06:45] ---
    And it's not me to begin with!
SIGN    We will be adding mosaics to the bits we can't show you.
[06:50] Koyume
    Everything that's going on...
[06:52] Ruki
    I-I'm sorry, Koyume-chan.
SIGN    But
SIGN    I think she deserves you more than I do.
SIGN    I'm going to have to punish you
SIGN    for saying such naughty things.
[07:02] Koyume
    Ruki-chan, this manga is pervy,
    but it's a really nice love story!
[07:06] Ruki
    You get it, Koyume-chan?
[07:08] Tsub
    It must be nice,
    understanding each other.
[07:12] Ruki
    It looks like Koyume-chan's*
    getting the hang of it.
[07:15] Ruki
    As for Kaos-chan...
[07:19] Ruki
    Oh, no!
[07:20] ---
    She's peeking at the page
    through her fingers!
[07:21] ---
    I'm so sorry, Kaos-chan!
[07:22] Ruki
    What am I making
    innocent Kaos-chan do?!
[07:24] ---
    I'm such an idiot!
[07:26] Ruki
    Kaos-chan! Don't ink that page!
[07:29] Ruki
    Just color this cute little bunny instead!
[07:33] Kaos
    What for?!
SIGN    This is...
SIGN    Tilt
[07:34] Ruki
    You're not allowed
    to look at this, Kaos-chan!
[07:36] Kaos
    What?! But I at least want to try!
SIGN    The lace is digging in
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Aah!
[07:38] Kaos
    I want to see every detail of your
    manuscript because I admire you, Ruki-san!
[07:41] Ruki
    No! It's too embarrassing!
[07:46] Ruki
    Tsu-chan is angry...
[07:48] Tsub
    Rukki! Concentrate on your manuscript!
[07:51] Tsub
    Kaos just said she admires you,
    so have some faith in her!
[07:54] Ruki
    Tsu-chan...
[07:56] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san...
[07:57] Ruki
    You can do anything, right?
[07:58] ---
    Yes!
[07:59] Tsub
    Then take care of this, please.
[08:03] Ruki
    Kaos-chan!
[08:04] Tsub
    Or not.
[08:05] Kaos
    I'm fine...
[08:09] Tsub
    Kaos, how many pages have you finished?
[08:11] Kaos
    I-I haven't finished a single one yet...
[08:14] Ruki
    Don't worry about it, Kaos-chan.
[08:16] ---
    You just go at your own pace.
[08:18] Kaos
    They're spoiling me...
[08:21] Koyume
    Ruki-chan, I'm done with this one, too.
[08:23] Kaos
    I'm a manga artist and I can't
    even do assistant work...
[08:27] Kaos
    What is my purpose in life?
[08:30] Tsub
    There she goes,
    bringing herself down again...
[08:33] Kaos
    If only I could've done this in digital...
[08:37] ---
    No, I'd be useless in any form.
[08:41] Kaos
    I'm more useless than a scourer...
[08:45] Kaos
    Ruki-san, you bought a computer?
[08:47] Ruki
    Oh, yeah.
[08:49] ---
    I thought I'd try coloring digitally, too.
[08:52] Koyume
    Ooh.
[08:53] Ruki
    Digitaruki-san!
[08:55] ---
    But why aren't you using it?
[08:57] Ruki
    Well...
[09:03] Ruki
    It won't turn on.
[09:05] Kaos
    That's the monitor....
[09:06] Tsub
    Rukki doesn't do well with electronics.
[09:08] Ruki
    Wait, is it defective?!
[09:10] Kaos
    Ruki-san... was anything else delivered with it?
[09:14] Ruki
    Come to think of it...
[09:15] ---
    there was some strange
    box that came with it.
[09:17] Kaos
    That's it!
[09:19] Ruki
    Oh, so it's a computer chair!
[09:21] Ruki
    I feel digital just sitting on it.
[09:24] Kaos
    That's the actual computer!
[09:26] Ruki
    I'm so sorry!
[09:27] Kaos
    I can't believe she's
    so out of touch about this...
[09:30] Kaos
    Um... Want me to set up
    your computer for you?
[09:34] Ruki
    You can do that, Kaos-chan?!
[09:35] Kaos
    Probably...
[09:36] Ruki
    Then, please do!
[09:41] Ruki
    Wow! You're typing
    without looking at the keys!
[09:44] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, are you a professional PC-ist?!
[09:46] Kaos
    PC-ist?
[09:48] Ruki
    Please teach me the ways
    of the computer, Kaos-sensei!
[09:51] Kaos
    I'm... Ruki-san's sensei?
[09:54] Kaos
    She's always teaching me things,
[09:54] Kaos
    I'm going to punish you, Ruki-kun.
[09:57] Ruki
    You can't, Sensei.
[09:57] ---
    but I guess I'm going to be
    teaching her about computer stuff!
[10:00] Kaos
    Let's install some software!
[10:02] Ruki
    Ink... tone?
[10:04] Tsub
    It's like watching a grandma
    and her granddaughter...
[10:10] Kaos
    Now you can draw.
[10:12] Ruki
    Thanks!
[10:14] Ruki
    I'll try drawing the heroine
    from my next manga!
[10:18] Ruki
    I did it!
[10:20] Kaos
    She's so jagged!
[10:22] Ruki
    I see...
[10:24] ---
    Everything's so sharp
    when you draw digitally.
[10:26] Kaos
    This is obviously a failure!
[10:34] Ruki
    Oh, no! I went outside the lines!
[10:36] Kaos
    What are you doing?!
[10:37] Kaos
    I'll color it for you.
[10:39] ---
    Just watch.
[10:41] Kaos
    This is your basic coloring.
[10:44] Kaos
    Now, I'll add in the effects.
[10:46] Ruki
    Effects?
[10:48] Ruki
    Wow!
[10:49] ---
    The drawing instantly got sparkly!
[10:51] Ruki
    You're like a wizard, Kaos-chan!
[10:53] ---
    You're amazing!
[10:54] Kaos
    It's nothing, really.
[10:56] Tsub
    So...
[10:58] Tsub
    How's that manuscript coming?
SIGN    Episode 4: "Scuffling Wildly Rendezvous"
SIGN    Let's enter sleep mode together.
SIGN    Install It Into Me ♥
SIGN    No, watch where you save that!
SIGN    Ababa... | The results of her studying went in a weird direction... | Sleep...
[11:03] Ruki
    Looks like...
    I'm staying up all night again...
SIGN    New Bunko Volumes
[11:14] Edit
    Your first manga series
    is selling really well, Ruki-chan.
[11:18] Ruki
    We didn't have to come look...
SIGN    Scuffling Wildly Rendezvous
[11:21] Ruki
    I feel like my shame is being spread across
    the world, so I'm definitely conflicted...
[11:25] Ruki
    Well, it's not like I'm using my actual name,
[11:27] ---
    so if I just think of it as someone else...
[11:29] Edit
    Oh, right.
[11:30] ---
    We're going to be doing a fair for our
    magazine at this bookstore next month,
[11:34] Edit
    could we ask you to do an autograph signing?
[11:39] Edit
    Oh, my.
[11:40] ---
    Look at you, getting so excited
    about getting to be in front of people.
[11:43] ---
    What am I going to do with you?
[11:44] Kaos
    Huh?
[11:46] ---
    You're doing an autograph signing, Ruki-san?
[11:47] Koyume
    That's amazing! Congrats!
[11:49] Ruki
    There's nothing to celebrate!
[11:51] Koyume
    Why?
[11:52] Ruki
    Because...
[11:53] Guy
    So you're the one drawing
    this perverted manga.
SIGN    Big Boobies ♥ Himeko-sensei
    Autograph Signing
[11:55] Guy
    You're so dirty!
[11:56] ---
    Talk about a pervert!
[11:57] Guy
    You pervert!
[11:58] ---
    It's Ruki-san from Class 1.
[11:58] ---
    Big Boobies ♥ Himeko-sensei is the worst!
[11:59] Lady
    You've destroyed our family!
[12:02] Ruki
    Please forgive me! Please forgive me!
[12:04] Kaos
    Her sense of guilt is way too strong.
[12:06] Tsub
    That's not how autograph signings go,
[12:09] ---
    and you have a lot of
    female readers in their twenties,
[12:11] ---
    so it's not like your family would find out.
[12:12] Ruki
    Oh, yeah!
[12:14] Ruki
    Then I have nothing to worry about
    except everything!
[12:16] Ruki
    The readers are going to be so
    disappointed when they see me...
[12:18] Kaos
    Huh? Why?
[12:21] Kaos
    I don't see a problem...
SIGN    Big Boobies
[12:25] All
    Oh.
[12:26] Ruki
    Don't actually realize the problem!
[12:28] Kaos
    Your editor came up with that name, right?
[12:32] Tsub
    Even though that's your pen name,
[12:34] ---
    you never actually claimed
    that you had big boobs, right?
[12:36] Ruki
    That's not all!
SIGN    Aah!
    I'm Himeko-tan and my chest is so heavy,
     my shoulders hurt so much (><)
    But I'm going to do my best
    to draw more pervy manga!!
[12:37] Ruki
    My author comments...
[12:40] Tsub
    Yeah, that's totally your fault.
[12:42] Ruki
    I was sleepy, okay?!
[12:43] ---
    I had deadlines lined up and I
    was loopy from being so tired!
[12:47] Ruki
    Um, um...
[12:48] ---
    I'll stuff my bra as much as I can and then
    wear a top that's loose at the top, and...
[12:52] Ruki
    What should I do?
    What do you think I should do?!
[12:54] Ruki
    I'm so nervous, I can't think straight!
[12:57] Kaos
    Ruki-san...
[12:59] Ruki
    When I squeeze you, my tension goes away...
[13:02] Tsub
    That's it!
SIGN    Big Boobies ♥ Himeko-sensei
    Autograph Signing
[13:03] Tsub
    If you say you brought your child with you,
[13:05] ---
    they won't be able to see your chest!
    You're killing two birds with one stone!
[13:07] Ruki
    I don't look that old!
[13:08] Kaos
    I don't look that young!
[13:10] Ruki
    I know! Koyume-chan, fill in for me!
[13:13] Koyume
    What?! I couldn't...
[13:15] ---
    Being your stand-in sounds
    like it'd be really hard...
[13:18] Koyume
    But I guess I'll try.
[13:20] Ruki
    Thank you!
[13:22] Koyume
    Tee-hee! I'm Ruki!
[13:24] Ruki
    I wouldn't say that!
[13:26] Koyume
    Sexy Ruki-chan Beam!
[13:29] Ruki
    I wouldn't do any one-shot gags like that!
[13:31] Ruki
    And don't use my real name!
[13:34] Tsub
    Koyume's too different from you...
[13:36] Kaos
    If you want a stand in,
[13:37] ---
    you'll need someone who's more
    like Ruki-san and more mature.
[13:42] Mom
    What? You have an autograph signing?
[13:45] Mom
    Oh, that's wonderful.
[13:46] ---
    Congratulations.
[13:47] Ruki
    Er, um...
[13:49] Mom
    We'll have to make some
    red bean rice and celebrate.
[13:52] Mom
    I'll make some soup with clams, too.
[13:55] Ruki
    I made a mistake...
SIGN    Take that!
SIGN    And that!
SIGN    She moves so fast!
SIGN    Meteor
    Strike
SIGN    Sploosh
[14:50] Sign
    The emperor delivers
    a decisive blow!
SIGN    And no one
    survives!!
SIGN    Scuffling Wildly Rendezvous
SIGN    Book Release Commemoration Event
     Big Boobies♥Himeko-sensei Autograph Signing
SIGN    Hime Autograph Signing
[15:32] Ruki
    What should I do, Tsu-chan?
[15:34] ---
    I can't do an autograph signing!
[15:36] ---
    I'm too embarrassed!
[15:39] Ruki
    Hey, are you ignoring me?
[15:43] Ruki
    Come to think of it,
[15:44] ---
    Tsu-chan is hiding the
    fact that she's a girl,
[15:46] Ruki
    so even if she wanted to do an
    autograph signing, she couldn't.
[15:49] Ruki
    And yet I was just thinking about myself...
[15:52] Ruki
    I didn't even consider her feelings...
[15:55] Ruki
    Tsu-chan, I'm sorry...
SIGN    Rukki's new name ideas The Former Big Boobies♥Himeko No Boobies♥Himeko Little Bust
[15:58] Ruki
    That's what you were thinking about?!
[16:00] Tsub
    It's so strange.
[16:02] Tsub
    Just a few years ago, we were
    the ones lining up for autographs.
[16:11] Ruki
    You're right.
[16:14] Tsub
    Rukki...
[16:15] Tsub
    I think you should remember
    how you felt back then.
SIGN    July 29th
SIGN    The day of the autograph signing
SIGN    Big Boobies ♥ Himeko-sensei
    First Comic Commemorative Autograph Signing
SIGN    Scuffling Widely
    Rendezvous
[17:27] Mom
    Ruki-chan, come here a sec.
[17:32] Mom
    A girl can turn into a different
    version of herself with makeup.
[17:43] Mom
    Don't move.
[17:45] ---
    Are you nervous?
[17:47] ---
    You look mature, but you're still just a child.
[17:51] Kaos
    What is this gentle aura?
[18:09] Mom
    And now, the adult Ruki-chan is complete!
[18:11] Kaos
    You seem older!
[18:13] Tsub
    Looks good.
[18:15] Ruki
    I feel like that nervous feeling
    in my chest has calmed down.
[18:19] Mom
    Thank goodness.
[18:21] Mom
    I love your love story, Ruki-chan.
[18:25] Mom
    It's so exciting, and a
    little bittersweet at times.
[18:28] Mom
    I'm sure the fans you'll see
    feel the same way.
[18:34] Mom
    Matron...
SIGN    Big Boobies♥Himeko-sensei
    Autograph Signing
    Morning Session 11:00
    Afternoon Session 14:00
[19:06] Ruki
    Everyone, thank you so much for coming today.
[19:18] Girl
    Himeko-sensei!
[19:19] Girl
    I'm so happy I get to meet you!
[19:21] Girl
    Himeko-sama!
[19:22] Girl
    Himeko!
[19:25] Koyume
    Ruki-chan's so popular!
[19:26] Kaos
    She is.
[19:28] Tsub
    Looks like it's going well.
[19:31] Ruki
    This is amazing...
[19:34] Ruki
    So many people have come...
[19:39] Ruki
    just to see me.
[19:45] Lady
    I wanted to meet you so
    badly, Himeko-oneesama!
[19:48] Ruki
    Onee-sama?
[19:48] Lady
    My husband and I both read your work!
[19:50] Ruki
    Himeko... onee-sama...
[19:54] Ruki
    I'm happy to meet you, too,
[19:56] ---
    my sweet, little bunnies.
[20:02] Girl
    Things aren't going well with my boyfriend.
[20:05] Girl
    How can I make things right,
    like in your manga?
[20:09] Ruki
    You can't make that face if
    you want to be the heroine.
[20:13] Ruki
    Sexiness exudes from confidence.
[20:17] Ruki
    You need to love yourself more.
[20:19] Ruki
    That's the secret to
    becoming a perfect woman.
[20:22] Girl
    Onee-sama...
[20:27] Tsub
    She's totally into it.
[20:28] Kaos
    Not only is the power of makeup amazing,
[20:30] Kaos
    the matron's encouragement
    really had an impact!
SIGN    Big Boobies♥Himeko-sensei
    Autograph Signing
    Morning Session Already Ended
    Afternoon Session 14:00
[20:39] Kaos
    There were people in tears because
    they got to meet you, Ruki-san!
[20:42] Koyume
    And some people came from so far away!
[20:46] Ruki
    This was...
[20:47] Ruki
    the happiest day of my life.
[20:51] Ruki
    I'm so glad that I draw manga.
[20:57] Ruki
    Even on days I couldn't get
    out of bed because of a fever,
[20:59] Ruki
    or the day my doggy died back at home,
[21:01] Ruki
    I kept drawing pervy manga,
[21:03] ---
    even though I was crying...
[21:05] Tsub
    Yeah, you did good.
[21:09] Ruki
    I...
[21:10] ---
    totally thought I was walking down
    the wrong path this whole time...
[21:15] Ruki
    because I ended up a completely different
    manga artist than the one I wanted to be.
[21:20] Ruki
    But I feel so much better now.
[21:22] Ruki
    I'll never be embarrassed
    about my manga ever again.
[21:27] Kaos
    Yeah!
[21:28] ---
    I think there are tons of people who'll feel
    their temperature rise reading your manga.
[21:32] Koyume
    Right?
[21:33] Ruki
    When you say it like that, I guess
    I'm still a little embarrass—
[21:36] Kaos
    But it's not embarrassing!
[21:37] ---
    It's an amazing talent!
[21:38] ---
    I look up to you so much!
[21:42] Ruki
    Kaos-chan...
[21:45] Ruki
    Thank you.
[21:48] Edit
    Big Boobies-sensei!
[21:50] Edit
    Big Boobies♥Himeko-sensei!
[21:51] ---
    We're starting the afternoon
    autograph signing now.
[21:54] Ruki
    That pen name is still embarrassing!
[23:30] Tsub
    So bright!
[23:31] Ruki
    Her body is also so bright!
[23:33] Kaos
    So bright!
[23:34] All
    So bright!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Amisawa-san, do you cosplay?
[23:35] Kaos
    Next time, "Amisawa-san, do you cosplay?"

5 - Amisawa-san, Do You Cosplay?

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[00:07] Koyume
    So bright!
[00:09] Tsub
    So bright...
[00:10] Koyume
    It's so sparkly!
[00:12] Kaos
    So why did we come to the beach so suddenly?
[00:15] Ruki
    Is there an ocean scene you're
    going to draw in your manga?
[00:18] Koyume
    Nope!
[00:20] Tsub
    Then why?
[00:25] Koyume
    Because it's summer!
[00:28] Three
    So bright!
SIGN    Comic Girls
[02:02] Girl
    I haven't been to the beach in forever.
[02:04] Girl
    Neither have I! I'm so excited!
[02:06] ---
    I'm going to fall!
[02:12] Koyume
    I'm done changing!
[02:18] Koyume
    I got a new swimsuit. What do you think?
[02:23] Ruki
    Her body's bright, too.
[02:24] Kaos
    She's being noticed by everyone...
[02:26] Tsub
    And...
[02:29] Koyume
    Does this color not look good on me?
[02:31] Ruki
    It does!
[02:32] Kaos
    So don't lift them up.
[02:33] Koyume
    Really?
[02:35] Koyume
    Why aren't you changing?
[02:37] Ruki
    Why? Um...
[02:39] Tsub
    We didn't bring swimsuits...
[02:41] Koyumi
    What?
[02:42] ---
    But why? We're at the beach!
[02:44] Kaos
    Well...
[02:47] Kaos
    It basically never crossed my mind...
[02:54] Koyume
    Jeez. Let's go to a rental shop, then.
[02:55] [SONG] Sign
    Rental Shop
SIGN    Part-timers wanted
[02:56] Koyume
    There's one right over there.
[03:02] Koyume
    Kaos-chan, are you done changing?
[03:04] Kaos
    Y-Yes.
[03:07] Koyume
    So cute!
[03:11] Kaos
    Um...
[03:12] Koyume
    Yes?
[03:14] Kaos
    It wouldn't be good if my tummy got
    cold, so can I wear a haramaki?
[03:17] Koyume
    You look really lame, so please don't!
[03:19] Tsub
    I'm ready.
[03:23] Kaos
    Your body is so lean and pretty.
[03:27] Ruki
    You don't have any fat on you,
[03:29] ---
    like around your tummy or around there...
[03:33] Koyume
    I'm sorry for staring!
[03:35] Tsub
    This is my rectus abdominis muscle!
[03:37] Tsub
    And these are my obliques!
[03:39] Tsub
    Make sure you study anatomy properly!
[03:40] Koyume
    Yes, ma'am!
[03:41] Kaos
    S-So strict...
[03:42] Koyume
    Okay, Ruki-chan is next.
[03:44] Ruki
    Th-That's okay.
[03:46] ---
    I'll just watch all of you swim.
[03:48] Ruki
    And—
[03:48] Koyume
    We picked one out earlier.
[03:50] ---
    It won't be any fun unless
    we all go swimming.
[03:58] Koyume
    Is she done yet?
[04:00] Kaos
    She's taking a while...
[04:01] Tsub
    Did she... actually run away?
[04:03] Koyume
    No way.
[04:06] Koyume
    Ruki-chan!
[04:07] Ruki
    No!
[04:10] Kaos
    So bright!
[04:12] Tsub
    Rukki, did you get a little bigger?
[04:14] Ruki
    Wait, really?
[04:16] Tsub
    Yeah, your height.
[04:17] Ruki
    Why are you talking about
    my height right now?!
[04:21] Koyume
    Yay! The ocean!
[04:24] Koyume
    So cold!
[04:29] Koyume
    What are you doing, guys?
[04:31] Tsub
    I could probably use those cliffs
    over there for a battle scene!
[04:34] Ruki
    There are so many couples in swimsuits.
[04:36] ---
    Wow I'm getting a front row seat.
[04:37] Koyume
    You guys need to look at the ocean!
[04:39] Koyume
    Let's go, Kaos-chan!
[04:40] Kaos
    I nearly drowned before,
    so I'm scared of the ocean!
[04:43] ---
    I can't!
[04:45] Koyume
    What? You guys aren't going to play?
[04:54] Koyume
    I guess not...
[04:58] Kaos
    Koyume-chan...
SIGN    Ten Minutes Later.
[05:04] Kaos
    I wonder where Koyume-chan went...
[05:12] Kaos
    She made friends!
[05:14] Tsub
    Koyume is pretty amazing.
[05:16] Ruki
    I thought manga artists
    were all introverts.
[05:19] Tsub
    And she's really cheerful.
[05:20] Ruki
    She has this aura that draws people in.
[05:23] Kaos
    Koyume-chan...
[05:26] Kaos
    What?
[05:28] Tsub
    Kaos has somehow attracted some crabs.
[05:31] Ruki
    Are they resonating together
    because they're all small?
[05:33] Kaos
    Koyume-chan is hanging out
    with people we don't know...
[05:37] Kaos
    My chest feels all tingly...
[05:40] Kaos
    Koyume-chan, I changed my mind!
    I want to play with y—
[05:43] Kaos
    Sand! Hot!
[05:45] Koyume
    You need to calm down, Kaos-chan.
[05:50] Koyume
    Let's get you used to the water first.
[05:54] Koyume
    It's not scary if we're holding hands, right?
[05:56] Kaos
    It's not.
[05:58] Koyume
    I have way more fun with you, Kaos-chan.
[06:02] Kaos
    Fun...
[06:03] Kaos
    My chest is pounding.
[06:05] ---
    It feels like there's electricity flowing
    through my body and it's going numb.
[06:08] Kaos
    Could this be...
[06:12] Kaos
    A man o' war...
[06:14] Koyume
    Kaos-chan!
[06:18] Ruki
    They look like they're having fun.
[06:21] Tsub
    Should we go?
[06:22] Ruki
    I feel like I want to sketch
    a little longer, but...
[06:25] Koyume
    Hey!
[06:33] Ruki
    Hey!
[06:37] Ruki
    It's so cold!
[06:38] Koyume
    You'll get used to it.
[06:40] ---
    Here.
[06:41] Tsub
    Hup.
[06:50] Kaos
    It's okay, Ruki-san!
[06:52] ---
    You're still the most
    beautiful mermaid to me!
[06:55] Tsub
    Don't let it get to you so much, Rukki.
[06:56] Koyume
    Yeah.
[06:57] ---
    You look really good in that swimsuit.
[06:59] Ruki
    Ugh! Don't surround me like that!
[07:01] Koyume
    You're way too concerned about that.
[07:04] Kaos
    The beach, swimsuits, the world of girls...
[07:08] Kaos
    So cute...
[07:09] Koyume
    Kaos-chan!
[07:09] Kaos
    Hurgh.
[07:11] Kaos
    It hurts... but I'm so happy...
[07:13] Koyume
    Kaos-chan!
[07:16] Koyume
    Head towards America!
[07:21] Tsub
    That's your biceps brachii muscle.
[07:33] Ruki
    It's been so long since
    I moved around this much.
[07:36] Tsub
    Me, too.
[07:37] ---
    It's been such a long time since I've
    had fun playing around like this.
[07:39] Koyume
    Right?
[07:41] Tsub
    I don't want to ever forget
    this view from today.
[07:46] Tsub
    The blue sky, the white clouds...
[07:50] Tsub
    And...
[07:53] Tsub
    Rukki's sketchbook being
    washed away by the waves.
[07:57] Kaos
    So what made you want to come
    to the beach all of a sudden?
[08:00] Koyume
    Huh?
[08:02] ---
    Well, because it's summer!
[08:04] Koyume
    There's still a lot more to do!
[08:06] ---
    Like going to see fireworks, going to the
    pool, and to an amusement park!
[08:08] Tsub
    Um, sorry.
[08:09] ---
    I don't have any more energy...
[08:11] Kaos
    We won't last.
[08:12] Koyume
    Aw, come on! Let's go!
[08:15] Ruki
    My sketchbook!
[08:20] Kaos
    You were saying how you didn't
    want to forget that view,
[08:23] ---
    but this is the first thing
    you do when we get back?
[08:25] Kaos
    Isn't it a bit dark in here?
[08:28] Tsub
    It's hard to see the screen
    when it's too bright.
[08:30] Kaos
    Koyume-chan and Ruki-san went shopping.
[08:34] Tsub
    I'm not really interested in clothes.
[08:36] (Flashback) Ruki
    Tsu-chan, are you sure you don't
    want to go buy some fall clothes?
[08:40] (Flashback) Tsub
    Just buy whatever for me.
[08:42] Tsub
    You should've gone with them
    if you wanted to go.
[08:45] Kaos
    But they said they were going
    to Harajuku and Shibuya...
[08:48] (Flashback) Kaos
    I could never go to Shibuya or Harajuku!
[08:50] (Flashback) Kaos
    I'll only go to Nakano or Akihabara!
[08:52] (Flashback) Kaos
    I don't want to ride anything
    other than the Sobu Line!
[08:54] Tsub
    You don't really back down, huh?
[09:00] Kaos
    It looks like they sent us
    a bunch of glamour shots.
[09:04] Tsub
    They're such girls...
[09:05] Kaos
    They're asking us which outfit looks better.
[09:11] Ruki
    Hey, they replied.
[09:12] ---
    They said the sailor outfit
    in the first picture.
[09:15] Koyume
    Really?
[09:15] Ruki
    Yup.
[09:16] ---
    "Because the vibrant green
    probably won't show up in print."
[09:19] Koyume
    Of course it wound up manga related.
[09:24] Koyume
    Maybe I will go with this.
[09:26] Ruki
    Yeah, they said they liked that one, too.
[09:29] Koyume
    Okay!
[09:30] ---
    Ruki-chan, you should buy a matching one!
[09:32] Ruki
    I don't look good in these things.
[09:34] Koyume
    What?
[09:35] Ruki
    Although...
[09:36] ---
    I get all excited when you're
    stripping off sailor outfits.
[09:39] Lady
    M-Miss?!
[09:43] Lady
    Thank you very much!
[09:45] Koyume
    Yay, bought!
[09:47] Ruki
    You seem happy.
[09:50] Ruki
    It's so much fun shopping
    with you, Koyume-chan.
[09:53] Koyume
    Really?
[09:54] Ruki
    Well, Tsu-chan's not interested
    in fashion at all.
[09:57] Ruki
    I know!
[09:57] ---
    Why don't we get some pasta somewhere?
[09:59] Koyume
    Heck yeah!
[10:00] Ruki
    I'll let those two know, then.
[10:02] Kaos
    Apparently they're going
    to go eat pasta somewhere.
[10:04] Tsub
    I see.
[10:07] Kaos
    Ruki-san would probably yell
    at us if she saw our meal.
[10:10] Tsub
    We can eat these once in a while.
[10:15] Ruki
    This looks so good!
[10:17] Ruki
    Koyume-chan, did you get the carbonara?
[10:19] Koyume
    Yup! Want to share later?
[10:21] Ruki
    Yeah!
[10:23] Guy
    Pardon me, could we get another straw?
[10:25] Lady
    Sure.
[10:31] Ruki
    So bold...
[10:33] Koyume
    Yeah...
[10:34] Ruki
    What's the matter?
[10:36] Koyume
    Maybe shojo manga artists really can't draw
    shojo manga without relationship experience...
[10:39] Ruki
    Did your editor say something to you again?
[10:42] Koyume
    Yeah...
[10:43] Koyume
    She said that I could maybe do a one-off,
[10:46] ---
    but I lack the experience to
    do a serialized series.
[10:49] Ruki
    That's not true!
[10:51] ---
    If you get better at using your imagination, you
    could draw great manga and even get serialized.
[10:55] Ruki
    I mean, look at me!
    I barely, I mean, hardly...
[10:59] ---
    Actually I have no experience whatsoever.
[11:01] Koyume
    I-I'm so sorry!
[11:02] Ruki
    Uh, it's nothing to apologize about...
[11:05] Koyume
    But what a surprise!
[11:06] ---
    It seems like you'd get a lot
    of people asking you out.
[11:08] Ruki
    No one's ever asked me, and even if I had a boyfriend,
[11:13] Ruki
    I could never go on dates with him looking all
    ragged from working all night the day before.
[11:17] Ruki
    I would want to prepare like a week in advance.
[11:19] Koyume
    You're such a girl!
[11:20] Ruki
    But then I wouldn't be able
    to work on my manuscripts.
SIGN    Ramble Ramble Ramble
[11:23] Ruki
    I'll have to sacrifice sleep time and
    try to recover with hot baths.
[11:26] Ruki
    Then I'm probably going to be
    even dizzier during classes...
[11:29] Ruki
    I'd die...
[11:30] Koyume
    Maybe relationships aren't
    your thing, Ruki-chan.
[11:32] Ruki
    On the other hand,
[11:34] ---
    you seem like the type to be able to
    draw manga, even if you're in love.
[11:37] Ruki
    You might even be more powerful
    if you had a boyfriend.
[11:40] Koyume
    My editor told me that, too.
[11:42] Ruki
    So is there anyone you like?
[11:44] Koyume
    Huh?!
[11:47] Koyume
    I-I mean, I don't even know any guys.
[11:50] Ruki
    Yeah, and I guess Tsu-chan is a girl.
[11:52] Koyume
    How did you know I was
    thinking about Tsubasa-san?!
[11:55] Ruki
    Of course I know! It's totally obvious.
[11:58] Koyume
    Don't think I'm weird, okay?
[11:59] ---
    I don't even really understand it myself.
[12:01] Koyume
    I know that Tsubasa-san is a girl,
[12:05] Koyume
    but she's cool and really hot.
[12:07] Koyume
    Not to mention, she's like a prince,
    but can be really innocent and cute.
[12:10] Koyume
    And when I'm watching Tsubasa-san,
    I can draw all kinds of boys.
[12:15] Ruki
    They all look exactly the same, though...
[12:17] Ruki
    Well, why don't you try hanging out first?
    Just the two of you.
[12:20] Koyume
    Just the two of us?
[12:21] Ruki
    Why don't you go on a date with her?
[12:23] Koyume
    D-D-D-D-D...
[12:26] Koyume
    A date?!
SIGN    Episode 5 "Amisawa-san, Do You Cosplay?"
SIGN    Wh-What are you... I couldn't possibly go out with Tsubasa-san on a d-date... I-I could n-never do...
[12:35] Koyume
    But Tsubasa-san is a girl!
[12:38] ---
    Going on a date with her is...
[12:39] Ruki
    It's not weird at all!
[12:40] ---
    Girls have always asked Tsu-chan out.
[12:43] Koyume
    Huh?! And how does she react?
[12:45] Ruki
    Um, I think...
[12:47] (Flashback) Girl
    Um... I'm a big fan of yours.
[12:50] Tsub
    But the fact I draw manga is a secret...
[12:53] (Flashback) Tsub
    How did you find out?!
[12:54] (Flashback) Girl
    Huh?
[12:55] (Flashback) Tsub
    Do you have special powers?!
[12:57] (Flashback) ---
    What's your aim?!
[12:58] Ruki
    I don't think their feelings ever got across.
[13:00] Koyume
    Yeah...
[13:02] Koyume
    Well, if I did go somewhere
    with just Tsubasa-san...
[13:10] Tsub
    Koyume.
[13:12] Tsub
    Give me your hand
    so we don't get separated.
[13:14] Koyume
    O-Okay.
[13:21] Koyume
    Something like that...
[13:22] Ruki
    Koyume-chan, we're talking about dates...
[13:24] Game
    You lose.
[13:26] Game
    Final round.
[13:28] Kaos
    I haven't won once.
[13:30] Tsub
    Actually, you're not bad for a girl, Kaos.
[13:33] Tsub
    But when you're up against me with my evil
    eye which has ultimate kinetic eyesight—
[13:37] ---
    KO! You win!
[13:41] Kaos
    I won...
[13:42] Tsub
    U-Um, that doesn't count.
[13:44] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san.
[13:46] Tsub
    What?
[13:48] Kaos
    I thought you had an evil eye.
[13:51] Tsub
    Kaos...
[13:53] ---
    Why, you little—
[13:54] ---
    Get over here!
[13:56] ---
    Stop, stop!
[13:58] Ruki
    You're playing video games again!
[14:01] Tsub
    So bright!
[14:01] Kaos
    Huh?
[14:04] Ruki
    Go on.
[14:05] Koyume
    U-Um...
[14:06] Koyume
    Um, uh...
[14:09] ---
    This is too embarrassing!
[14:12] Mom
    Oh, my. Whatever shall I do?
[14:15] Mom
    I just happen to have two tickets to the
    amusement park that expire tomorrow.
[14:19] Koyume
    Yay! I love the amusement park!
[14:23] Koyume
    Huh?
[14:34] Koyume
    What should I do?
[14:36] (Flashback) Ruki
    I just got a request for an
    illustration, so I can't go.
[14:39] (Flashback) Kaos
    Huh?
[14:40] (Flashback) ---
    I-I also got a sudden
    request for an illustration...
[14:42] (Flashback) ---
    or not.
[14:44] (Flashback) Kaos
    But my manuscript...
    actually doesn't have a due date...
[14:46] (Flashback) Kaos
    My cold... is actually all better now...
[14:49] (Flashback) Kaos
    My leg... Yes, my leg hurts...
[14:51] Koyume
    Somehow, it ended up
    being just the two of us.
[14:55] Tsub
    Maybe we should start with this...
[14:57] Koyume
    I-I don't know what to say to her...
[15:00] Koyume
    U-Um, sorry? Did you wait long?
[15:02] Tsub
    Huh?
[15:03] ---
    But we both came from the dorm, right?
[15:04] Koyume
    Right...
[15:08] Kaos
    I'm so...
[15:09] Ruki
    ...worried.
[15:13] Koyume
    I'm so embarrassed...
[15:15] Tsub
    Here you go. Have something
    sweet, and calm down.
[15:17] Koyume
    Th-Thank you very much.
[15:19] Koyume
    How much do I owe you?
[15:20] Tsub
    Don't worry about it.
[15:21] ---
    You never let me pay you
    for being an assistant.
[15:23] Tsub
    So today, as compensation, I'll treat you to whatever.
[15:26] Tsub
    Is there anything else you want?
[15:29] Tsub
    Well?!
[15:31] Koyume
    Something else?
[15:34] Tsub
    That thing?
[15:35] Koyume
    I think I want to take a picture with it.
[15:38] Tsub
    Got it.
[15:41] Tsub
    I'll go take it down!
[15:44] Koyume
    Please don't!
[15:48] Koyume
    Tsubasa-san is so nice!
[15:51] Tsuba
    Where should we go next?
[15:52] Tsub
    I haven't been to an amusement
    park in about ten years,
[15:54] ---
    so I have no idea.
[15:55] Koyume
    Oh, then I'll show you around.
[15:58] Koyume
    This way!
[16:03] Ruki
    It's gradually starting to look like a date.
[16:05] Kaos
    I wonder where they're going.
[16:07] [SONG] Sign
    Haunted House
[16:07] Ruki
    Maybe the haunted house.
[16:12] Kaos
    Or the coffee cups...
[16:14] Ruki
    Maybe the Viking ship?
[16:19] Koyume
    Um, I think this is it...
[16:22] Ruki
    Or were they just lost?
[16:24] Kaos
    But isn't this...
SIGN    The Jet Coaster to Hell
[16:28] Tsub
    A jet coaster...
[16:30] Koyume
    Yes! It's a lot of fun!
[16:36] Mom
    So it was actually Tsubasa-chan
    who reacted like that!
[16:38] Ruki
    Matron?!
[16:46] Tsub
    That was so scary...
[16:47] Koyume
    Oh, this is the cosplay area.
[16:49] Mom
    Yes, yes, so that's her next move.
[16:52] Ruki
    Wasn't the jet coaster
    a lot of fun, Kaos-chan?
[16:55] Kaos
    Scary... Jet coaster...
[16:58] Ruki
    Kaos-chan?!
[17:04] Koyume
    Someone's cosplaying as the Dark Hero!
[17:06] ---
    Let's go have our picture taken!
[17:08] Koyume
    Excuse me...
[17:15] Niji
    Why are you here?!
[17:17] Niji
    Mayu, let's go home.
[17:19] ---
    I want to disappear.
[17:20] Niji
    Huh?
[17:21] ---
    You're the one who forced
    me to come with you.
[17:23] Mom
    Miharun and Mayu-chan!
[17:28] Edit
    Hey, wait!
[17:29] Kaos
    Amisawa-san?
[17:30] Ami
    Ack, Kaos-sensei!
[17:32] Kaos
    Amisawa-san, do you cosplay?
[17:34] Ami
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[17:36] Ami
    This is my best gear!
[17:39] Ruki
    It is?!
[17:43] Koyume
    Sorry that I'm too close.
[17:46] Tsub
    You're totally fine.
[17:47] Ami
    A date?
[17:48] ---
    Those two?
[17:50] Mom
    Isn't it wonderful to be young?
SIGN    Coffee
[17:52] ---
    We never had that happen.
[17:54] Ami
    You're too loud.
[17:55] ---
    We're going to get caught
    if you don't pipe down.
[17:58] Tsub
    Are you sure you wanted to
    come here with me today?
[18:01] Koyume
    Huh?
[18:02] Tsub
    Wouldn't it have been better for your research
    if you'd brought your boyfriend instead?
[18:06] Koyume
    Oh, but I don't have one...
[18:08] Tsub
    Why not?
[18:09] Koyume
    Why not...? I...
[18:11] Tsub
    You're really cute, so I doubt anyone would
    turn you down if you asked them out.
[18:15] Koyume
    That's not true...
[18:17] Tsub
    But it is!
[18:19] ---
    If you actually tried, no one would say no.
[18:21] ---
    Want me to go find someone you could ask?
[18:24] Koyume
    Please wait!
[18:26] Koyume
    Um... I know this is for my manga, but...
[18:32] Koyume
    But I want to keep my first
    love dear to my heart.
[18:40] Tsub
    Sorry.
[18:42] Tsub
    Rukki tells me all the time
    that I can be pretty tactless.
[18:46] Koyume
    That's not true! It's my own fault!
[18:50] Koyume
    I'm a shojo manga artist,
[18:52] ---
    but I can't even be clear about my own feelings!
[18:56] Tsub
    Your own feelings?
[18:58] Koyume
    Yes...
[19:00] Ruki
    Koyume-chan.
[19:02] Kaos
    Is she actually...
[19:02] Kaos
    This atmosphere...
[19:08] Tsub
    Hey, it's our turn.
[19:09] Koyume
    Yay! Let's get on!
[19:11] Mom
    They were so close!
[19:16] Koyume
    What should I do?
[19:17] ---
    I-I'm alone with Tsubasa-san
    on a Ferris wheel...
[19:21] ---
    Koyume?
[19:21] Koyume
    Y-Yes?!
[19:23] Tsub
    Is something on your mind?
[19:25] Koyume
    Huh?
[19:26] Tsub
    I don't mind. You can tell me anything.
[19:28] Koyume
    Huh? Um...
[19:29] Koyume
    What should I do? Should I tell her?
[19:31] ---
    But I don't even know if these
    feelings are actually love...
[19:34] Koyume
    Actually, how does liking someone feel?
[19:36] Koyume
    What is love?
[19:37] Tsub
    Is it about your manga?
[19:39] Koyume
    My manga?!
[19:41] Tsub
    Was I wrong?
[19:41] Koyume
    Oh, well, there is that, too, but...
[19:45] Tsub
    What is it?
[19:47] Koyume
    Right, well, I love romance manga and dramas,
[19:51] ---
    and I have fun drawing them,
[19:54] ---
    so I'm pretty satisfied
    with just drawing them.
[19:56] Koyume
    But after coming to the dorm,
[19:58] ---
    watching you and Ruki-chan,
[20:01] Koyume
    I feel in awe, and you two
    seem so professional...
[20:05] Koyume
    Even Kaos-chan doesn't give up.
    She always tries her best.
[20:10] Koyume
    So after seeing that,
[20:11] ---
    I've been wanting to try even harder...
[20:14] Koyume
    But then I got told I'm still a long
    ways away from a serialized series.
[20:27] Tsub
    You just need to keep going
    the way you are, Koyume.
[20:30] Tsub
    Being able to have fun while you're
    drawing is what's best about you.
[20:35] Tsub
    You don't have to worry
    about catching up to us.
[20:37] Koyume
    Tsubasa-san...
[20:40] Tsub
    I'll be waiting for you,
    no matter how long it takes.
[20:45] Koyume
    Okay...
[20:48] Tsub
    Was there anything else?
[20:50] Koyume
    There isn't!
[20:54] Koyum
    Thank you very much.
[20:56] Tsub
    But I never thought you'd say
    something like that, Koyume.
[21:00] Koyume
    I'm sorry, I just couldn't hold back...
[21:03] Ruki
    Wait, what happened?!
[21:05] Tsub
    Guys?
[21:06] Mom
    Development?! Was there development?!
[21:08] Koyume
    N...
[21:09] Koyume
    No!
[21:09] [SONG] Sign
    She patted me on the head
    She patted me on the head
[21:10] ---
    We were just talking about manga!
[21:12] Ruki
    But it's written all over your face.
[21:13] Koyume
    Huh?!
[21:15] Ruki
    We should all research
    romance manga together sometime.
[21:18] Tsub
    If you don't mind, I'll go with you to
    do some research again anytime.
[21:21] Koyume
    Th-Thank you very much.
[21:23] Kaos
    I'll um... sit in the corner
    so I won't get in the way...
[21:27] Koyume
    Kaos-chan, you need to keep working hard,
    so we can both get our manga serialized together!
[21:30] Mom
    I'll continue cheering you
    all on with yummy food.
[21:33] Kaos
    Then I'll do my best not
    to get in everyone's way...
SIGN    Rumble
[21:36] Edit
    Kaos-sensei...
[21:38] Edit
    Please observe how professional your
    friends are being and learn from that!
[23:07] [SONG] Sign
    Haunted House
[23:30] Kaos/sign
    They like kneecaps?
[23:31] Girl
    Do you like them, too?!
[23:33] Crazy
    I do!
[23:34] Girl
    Kneecaps are the best!
[23:36] Kaos
    Next time, "I'll Go Shave All My Hair Off!"
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    I'll Go Shave All My Hair Off

6 - I'll Go Shave All My Hair Off

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[00:16] Kaos
    I got it!
[00:25] Koyume
    Kaos-chan?!
[00:32] Kaos
    Koyume-chan...
[00:33] ---
    I'm sorry.
[00:35] Koyume
    More importantly, are you okay?
[00:37] Kaos
    It looked like something was right there...
[00:44] Koyume
    I don't see anything.
[00:57] Suzu
    Found you...
SIGN    Comic Girls
[02:34] Koyume
    Looks like it's all clear.
[02:37] Koyume
    Let's just have some ice cream
    and forget all about it.
[02:40] Kaos
    Otay...
[02:42] Koyume
    It's been so hot, lately.
[02:46] Kaos
    Yes...
[02:47] Kaos
    I'm really scared of ghosts!
[02:54] Koyume
    Don't worry.
[02:56] ---
    I'm sure you were just imagining things.
[02:57] Koyume
    Come to think of it, isn't there a saying
    like "Ghosts start with worry?"
[03:14] Koyume
    What's wrong, Kaos-chan?
[03:17] Suzu
    Don't you believe in ghosts?
[03:25] Kaos
    Ruki-san!
[03:27] Ruki
    What's wrong, Kaos-chan?
[03:30] Kaos
    There's a ghost...
[03:32] Ruki
    Ghost?
[03:33] Tsub
    Are you sure you're
    not imagining things?
[03:35] Kaos
    No!
[03:36] ---
    It had really long hair that was all black...
[03:38] ---
    You couldn't see its face and
    its hair flowed everywhere!
[03:41] Tsub
    I'm sure you just saw a manga artist that
    dumped a bunch of ink over their head.
[03:44] Ruki
    That'd be concerning for a
    completely different reason...
[03:48] Ruki
    Let's calm down a bit.
[03:49] Kaos
    Okay...
[03:51] Kaos
    I just remembered that I left
    Koyume-chan with the ghost!
[03:54] Ruki
    Huh?
[03:57] Kaos
    Oh, no!
[04:01] Kaos
    Koyume-chan's going to be cursed!
[04:03] Koyume
    That feels so nice!
[04:05] Suzu
    Right? My body's so cold.
[04:08] Ruki
    They're getting along.
[04:10] Ruki
    Fuura-senpai.
[04:12] Suzu
    Ruki-chan and Tsu-chan!
[04:14] Kaos
    You know each other?
[04:16] Ruki
    She was our senpai and looked after us
    when we first came to the dorm.
[04:20] Suzu
    I'm Suzu Fuura, a second-year in high school.
[04:22] ---
    I'm a horror manga artist.
[04:25] Tsu
    Didn't you go back home?
[04:27] Suzu
    They're my besties!
[04:30] Koyume
    Sure doesn't look that way...
[04:32] Suzu
    By the way,
[04:34] ---
    was the one screaming earlier in
    that splendid voice this little one?
[04:38] Koyume
    Her name's Kaos-chan!
[04:39] Suzu
    So your name is Kaos-chan!
[04:43] Suzu
    Your hair is so long and pretty.
[04:45] Suzu
    They say that people with long hair
    tend to have strong spiritual powers,
[04:48] Suzu
    so ghosts would probably
    love you, Kaos-chan...
[04:54] Kaos
    I'm going to shave all my hair off!
[04:54] Ruki
    Don't do anything rash!
[04:56] Tsu
    Is she going to be okay?
[04:58] Koyume
    So cold!
[05:00] ---
    I'll never have to worry about
    really hot nights again!
[05:05] Tsu
    And I think she might be
    a little too okay with this...
[05:14] Kaos
    Fuura-senpai...
[05:18] Kaos
    She's scary.
[05:19] ---
    I need to make sure I don't run into her.
[05:24] Ruki
    Kaos-chan was pretty freaked out...
[05:27] Tsu
    Yeah, I can't really blame her.
[05:29] Tsu
    Fuura-senpai does have a habit
    of appearing out of nowhere...
[05:32] Ruki
    Yeah...
[05:33] Ruki
    I'll warn Kaos-chan to be on her guard.
[05:36] Ruki
    Especially...
[05:39] Suzu
    Good morning...
[05:43] Kaos
    About the fact that she likes showing
    up behind people in mirrors...
[05:46] Tsu
    Too late.
[05:53] Suzu
    Kaos-chan, here...
[05:56] Suzu
    Cookies!
[05:57] Kaos
    No!
[06:03] Suzu
    Kaos-chan, you must really love them!
[06:06] Suzu
    Dolls, that is... I love them, too.
[06:08] Kaos
    No!
[06:15] Suzu
    Kaos-chan, want some?
[06:17] Kaos
    No...
[06:22] Suzu
    I can draw such wonderful
    pictures when I hear you scream!
[06:27] Suzu
    Kaos-chan? Hey, Kaos-chan.
[06:31] Suzu
    Oh?
[06:31] Ruki
    Kaos-chan!
[06:34] Tsub
    Somosan! Seppa! Johakyu!
[06:35] Ruki
    That's not even a spell!
[06:37] ---
    Not to mention, Senpai isn't a ghost
    to begin with, so that's just rude!
[06:41] Suzu
    Eek! I'm going to be purified!
[06:43] ---
    Please stop!
[06:43] Ruki
    Uh, actually, she seems
    to be enjoying the attention...
[06:46] Tsub
    This is your chance! Run!
[06:50] Kaos
    I'm so scared!
[06:52] Ruki
    You scream so much that
    she's taken a liking to you.
[06:56] Kaos
    Please save me, Ruki-san.
[06:58] Tsub
    Come to think of it, she followed
    Rukki around a lot at first, too.
[07:03] Ruki
    Even when I was sleeping,
[07:05] ---
    or in the bath...
[07:07] Ruki
    No matter how much I'd try to lose her...
[07:10] Ruki
    I thought I was going to go insane,
[07:13] Ruki
    but I still managed to draw this.
SIGN    The Stalker Wife 24
[07:17] Koyume
    It's amazing that you managed to
    use that experience in your work!
[07:21] Tsub
    That's how Rukki managed to
    get through all of it, but...
[07:24] Kaos
    Fuura-senpai appears,
    blowing her horn...
[07:27] Kaos
    I'm going to end up being
    Fuura-senpai's sacrifice!
[07:28] Tsub
    Kaos isn't going to even be able
    to draw manga at this rate...
[07:31] Ruki
    The only way to get Fuura-senpai
    to forget about her
[07:33] ---
    is for her to steel her heart and ignore her!
[07:40] Tsub
    Will this work?
[07:42] Ruki
    Yes.
[07:42] ---
    We can't let her in, no matter what.
[07:44] Koyume
    Okay.
[08:04] Suzu
    Kaos-chan, you're here, aren't you?
[08:07] Kaos
    No!
[08:08] Suzu
    Let me in!
[08:09] Kaos
    No!
[08:09] Suzu
    Open up!
[08:15] Suzu
    I'm scared of thunder!
[08:19] Kaos
    And I'm scared of you!
[08:21] Suzu
    Please...
[08:22] ---
    Open up...
[08:24] Suzu
    I'm so lonely by myself!
[08:26] Suzu
    I finally... came back to the dorm...
[08:30] ---
    but the girl I was rooming with is gone!
[08:33] Suzu
    I'm so alone...
[08:49] Suzu
    I don't really know...
[08:52] Suzu
    how to interact...
[08:55] ---
    with others... very... well...
[09:00] Suzu
    I'm so awkward...
[09:01] ---
    That's why you're all avoiding me.
[09:11] Kaos
    That feeling...
[09:12] Kaos
    I sort of...
[09:16] Koyume
    Kaos-chan!
[09:17] Ruki
    Wait!
[09:17] Tsub
    Don't open the door!
[09:20] Kaos
    I understand!
[09:22] ---
    I-If everyone had left me out,
[09:26] ---
    I would've been alone, too,
[09:28] Kaos
    so I can't leave her alone!
[09:46] Ruki
    It's no use. Kaos-chan's just too nice.
[09:49] Tsub
    At this rate, Kaos might
    disappear from the dorm...
[09:52] Koyume
    No...
[09:54] Kaos
    You're scary, after all!
[09:56] Kaos
    Huh?
[09:57] Kaos
    She's slender, but her chest is pretty big...
[10:01] Kaos
    I see!
[10:04] Suzu
    Kaos-chan...
[10:06] Kaos
    Yes?
[10:08] Kaos
    Now that I got a good look
    at her, she's really pretty.
[10:13] Kaos
    Huh? What is this unexpected difference?
[10:18] Suzu
    Will you be my friend?
[10:20] Kaos
    Y-Yes!
[10:22] Suzu
    Thank you!
[10:25] Ruki
    Did... the nuance of her screams change?
[10:34] Kaos
    Yes?
[10:37] Kaos
    Hello, Fuura-senpai.
[10:39] Suzu
    Hello.
[10:40] Kaos
    Please, come in.
[10:42] Kaos
    Fuura-senpai, your skin is
    really fair and beautiful.
[10:45] Suzu
    You think so?
[10:47] ---
    I don't really go outside...
[10:49] Koyume
    You're always wearing such a cute dress!
[10:52] ---
    Where did you get it?
[10:53] Suzu
    Um... online...
[10:55] Koyume
    Oh, really? What service did you use?
[10:56] Suzu
    Huh?
[10:57] ---
    Somehow, being treated normally
    is rather embarrassing...
[11:03] Ruki
    I wonder if Kaos-chan has a thing for
    mature-looking people acting needy towards her.
[11:08] Tsub
    Did a new rival appear?
[11:10] Ruki
    It's not like that.
[11:12] Ruki
    But I'm glad that there's a
    place for Fuura-senpai now.
[11:16] Tsub
    Yeah. She's a bit different,
    but she's not a bad person.
[11:20] Suzu
    Thank you for worrying about me...
[11:24] Tsub
    There you are, evil spirit! Begone!
[11:27] Suzu
    I'm so relieved
    you two still reject me.
SIGN    Episode 6
    "I'll Go Shave All My Hair Off!"
SIGN    Eeeek
SIGN    I made some chocolate cake today...
[11:32] Ruki
    You really are annoying...
[11:37] Tv
    There should be clear skies
    all across the country.

[11:39] Tv
    And please take a look at this.
[11:41] Tv
    Here at Kochia Plaza, it's the perfect time to see
    all the kochia bushes in their full fall splendor.

[12:07] Niji
    Those girls didn't see me, did they?
[12:10] Niji
    Yeah. I don't look like an otaku at all.
[12:13] Niji
    It's okay.
[12:15] ---
    My secret hasn't been revealed.
[12:18] Niji
    I'm heading out!
[12:19] Mom
    Have a good day!
[12:28] Kaos
    Did you end up staying up all night?
[12:32] Tsub
    I was thinking about my storyboard...
[12:34] Koyume
    Tsubasa-san, I heard that your ranking
    with the reader surveys went up.
[12:37] Tsub
    Yeah.
[12:39] Tsub
    I'm happy, but it's also a lot of pressure...
[12:41] Tsub
    Not to mention, I want to actually hear
    people tell me why it went up.
[12:46] Ruki
    You'll probably fall asleep
    in class at this rate, Tsu-chan.
[12:49] Kaos
    Nijino-sensei's really strict and
    scary, so you need to be careful.
[12:53] Ruki
    I'm pretty sure she hasn't figured out that
[12:56] ---
    the reason Tsu-chan's falling asleep in
    class is because of her manga, but...
[13:03] Niji
    Good morning.
[13:05] All
    Good morning.
[13:06] Kaos
    G-Good...
[13:08] Niji
    Moeta-san!
[13:09] ---
    You need to say your greetings
    loudly and with vigor!
[13:11] Kaos
    I'm so sorry!
[13:12] Kaos
    But you know, being scolded by beautiful
    teachers is a wonderful thing...
[13:18] Niji
    Uh, Moeta-san? Why are you smiling?
[13:21] Kaos
    Eek! I'm sorry!
[13:22] Niji
    Please compose yourself.
SIGN    Tidy
[13:26] [SONG] Sign
    Newly-appointed
SIGN    Responsible
SIGN    Notebook
SIGN    Beautiful and cute
[13:26] Koyume
    Did you model that after Nijino-sensei?
[13:29] Kaos
    Yes.
[13:30] ---
    I've been wanting to draw
    a character like this.
[13:32] Koyume
    That's great! Nijino-sensei
    is cute, after all!
[13:35] Tsub
    You did a good job.
[13:36] Ruki
    Why don't you make her chest a little bigger?
[13:39] ---
    I think this is just right.
[13:40] Niji
    What are they whispering about?
[13:42] Niji
    It couldn't be...
[13:43] Ruki
    She might be acting like
    she's such a teacher, but...
[13:44] Koyume
    She's a fan of the Dark Hero.
[13:47] Kaos
    She's pretty hardcore, too.
[13:47] Tsub
    So she's one of us.
[13:49] Niji
    That's right!
[13:50] ---
    If they were there...
[13:51] Ruki
    Right now, she lacks any kind of gap.
[13:54] Kaos
    Gap? What would you do, then, Ruki-san?
[13:57] Ruki
    Well...
[13:59] Niji
    I need to know...
[14:01] Ruki
    Like seeming really serious,
    but wearing really sexy underwear.
[14:04] Niji
    Is that true, Irokawa-san?
[14:06] Ruki
    N-No, we weren't talking about me.
[14:10] Niji
    All right,
[14:11] ---
    we will now begin homeroom.
[14:14] Niji
    If they haven't found out
    about me, that's good.
[14:19] Niji
    But why were those girls there?
[14:22] ---
    Could it be...
[14:23] Niji
    They're fans?
[14:25] Niji
    She's already asleep?
[14:26] Niji
    Katsuki-san!
[14:28] ---
    Do you come to school just to sleep?
[14:30] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san!
[14:31] Ruki
    Tsu-chan, Tsu-chan, wake up!
[14:31] Niji
    I guess I'll just ask them
    some casual questions, first.
[14:35] Niji
    Please come with me!
[14:38] Niji
    I'll find out why, first.
[14:40] Niji
    Hey, are you listening, Katsuki-san?
[14:43] Niji
    Why are you so tired?
[14:45] Niji
    Are you watching late-night anime?
[14:47] Tsub
    Uh... Um...
[14:50] Tsub
    I can't tell her that I'm
    drawing manga, no matter what.
[14:54] Niji
    I have to ask...
[14:56] Niji
    Are you staying up late at night?
[14:59] Tsub
    Uh, well, I...
[15:01] Tsub
    I can't tell her.
[15:05] Ruki
    This is exactly what I was worried would happen.
[15:07] Kaos
    Yes...
[15:09] Koyume
    This just isn't fair for Tsubasa-san!
[15:11] Koyume
    Sensei, please don't be
    too angry at Tsubasa-san!
[15:14] ---
    She's really tired!
[15:16] Tsub
    Koyume...
[15:17] Niji
    No, I can't allow napping
    to happen in my class.
[15:21] Koyume
    Then, if Tsubasa-san looks like
    she's about to fall asleep,
[15:23] ---
    I'll pour her some coffee!
[15:25] Koyume
    Here, have a cup!
[15:27] Niji
    You're not even in my class!
[15:32] Kaos
    She totally has her eye
    on you now, Tsubasa-san.
[15:37] Tsub
    She asked me why I was napping,
[15:40] ---
    but I couldn't tell her that
    I was up late drawing manga.
[15:43] Koyume
    Maybe you should go ahead and just
    tell Nijino-sensei the truth.
[15:49] Ruki
    I wonder if she'd accept that, though...
[15:51] Ruki
    She's really responsible,
    so she might just lecture her.
[15:55] Niji
    Stop drawing manga and study!
[15:59] Kaos
    Getting lectured by a beautiful teacher...
[16:03] Ruki
    Do you want to get yelled at, Kaos-chan?
[16:05] Tsub
    Either way, I can't say anything.
[16:09] Tsub
    Because being a high-school girl author...
[16:11] ---
    doesn't fit with the image of shonen mangas...
[16:15] All
    Huh?
[16:16] Tsub
    Wing V's true identity must be kept a secret.
[16:22] Ruki
    Wing V...
[16:23] Kaos
    Wing V...
[16:24] Koyume
    Wing V...
[16:25] Tsub
    Why did you all just repeat my pen name?
[16:28] Koyume
    Uh, no reason.
[16:30] Ruki
    Tsu-chan thinks it's actually cool,
    so it's hard to say anything.
[16:34] Ruki
    Anyway, at least try to stay awake during
    the next class with Nijino-sensei.
[16:39] Koyume
    Here, have some coffee!
[16:44] Ruki
    Hey, Tsu-chan's actually
    being responsible and...
[16:47] Ruki
    working?!
[16:49] Ruki
    It's not like you can do whatever you want
    as long as you aren't sleeping, Tsu-chan!
[16:52] Tsub
    But if I don't do this,
    I'll end up falling asleep...
[16:56] Ruki
    Oh, no!
[16:59] Kaos
    It's all over!
[17:01] Ruki
    She's going to find out!
[17:04] Niji
    I knew it!
[17:13] Koyume
    I think she might get
    into a lot of trouble.
[17:16] Ruki
    Well, from a teacher's point of view,
[17:17] ---
    it probably just looks like doodling.
[17:21] Niji
    Katsuki-san, there's something
    I'd like to ask you.
[17:24] Niji
    This...
[17:26] Niji
    C-Could it be that you like The Dark Hero, too?!
[17:31] Tsub
    Huh?
[17:31] Koyume
    Sensei!
[17:34] Tsub
    You've heard of it?
[17:35] Niji
    I-I've been following it since chapter one.
[17:39] ---
    I'm a huge fan of Wing V-sensei!
[17:41] Tsub
    Fan...
[17:43] Niji
    Katsuki-san, your illustration
    almost looks official...
[17:49] Tsub
    Yes, well...
[17:50] Niji
    So she is a fan!
[17:53] Tsub
    I have to change the subject!
[17:54] Tsub
    Um...
[17:56] ---
    What do you like about The Dark Hero?
[17:59] Niji
    Um, well,
[18:01] ---
    I love both the art and story,
[18:03] Niji
    but the protagonist is so cute!
[18:05] Tsub
    Cute? Not cool?
[18:08] Niji
    Yes! He's such a brat and
    his shorts are adorable!
[18:11] Niji
    His kneecaps are the best!
[18:13] Tsub
    I see...
[18:15] ---
    I guess I never thought about that before.
[18:17] Niji
    Wait, wait... I got all
    worked up without thinking.
[18:23] Niji
    Um...
[18:24] Niji
    Do you happen to go to events, too?
[18:27] Tsub
    Huh?
[18:28] Niji
    Or do you participate
    in things like that?
[18:33] Kaos
    I can't just sit here anymore!
[18:34] Kaos
    Um, Sensei!
[18:35] Niji
    Moeta-san.
[18:37] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san is...
[18:39] Niji
    Yes?
[18:40] Niji
    What?!
[18:42] Kaos
    Sensei!
[18:44] Niji
    I-It's okay...
[18:46] Niji
    Wing V-sensei draws such
    wonderful illustrations...
[18:50] Niji
    So I was prepared to accept
[18:51] ---
    whatever they might look like or what their
    personality might actually be like...
[18:55] Niji
    But the fact that she's a high school girl,
[18:57] ---
    not to mention one of my students...
[18:58] Niji
    No, no, that just can't be!
[19:00] Niji
    There's no way that Katsuki-san
    could be Wing V-sensei!
[19:04] Ruki
    But it's true!
[19:05] Koyume
    Tsubasa-san's amazing!
[19:07] Niji
    I'm not so naïve as to let you fool me!
[19:10] Kaos
    But we're not!
[19:12] Tsub
    Oh...
[19:12] ---
    I'm not sure if this would be proof, but...
[19:15] Tsub
    This is the manuscript
    I finished this morning.
SIGN    Whack
SIGN    Whack
SIGN    Crash
[19:29] Niji
    S-S-S-Sensei!
[19:31] ---
    Please forgive my rudeness!
[19:32] Tsub
    You're the sensei...
[19:34] Niji
    May I ask you something?
[19:36] Tsub
    Yes?
[19:37] Niji
    Did you happen to go
[19:39] ---
    to the anime event that was being held
    at the amusement park the other day?
[19:43] Tsub
    No...
[19:44] ---
    We did coincidentally go to the
    amusement park that day, though.
[19:49] Niji
    So they didn't find out!
[19:51] Tsub
    There are a lot of readers that
    think Wing V is a guy,
[19:54] Tsub
    so I can't go to official gatherings
    like events or autograph signings.
[19:59] Niji
    I-I see...
[20:02] Tsub
    So please keep the fact
    that I'm Wing V a secret.
[20:07] Niji
    Of course!
[20:09] Tsub
    Also, um...
[20:12] ---
    It made me really happy...
[20:13] Niji
    Huh?
[20:15] Tsub
    This was the first time I actually
    got to hear directly from a fan.
[20:19] Tsub
    Thank you so much for your support.
[20:23] Niji
    Of course!
[20:24] Kaos
    The flawless female teacher
    has a thing for kneecaps...
[20:28] Kaos
    Wait...
[20:29] ---
    What's with this gap?
[20:32] Niji
    All four of you are manga artists?
[20:34] Niji
    So that's why you're
    always napping and so tired.
[20:38] Niji
    You should've told me sooner!
[20:39] Tsub
    We clearly missed our chance to bring it up.
[20:42] Ruki
    We actually all live in a dorm together.
[20:47] Niji
    A manga artist dorm...
[20:49] ---
    I could've sworn someone
    told me about one before...
[20:55] Niji
    Wait, so the matron is...
[20:57] Mom
    Yes, it's me.
[20:58] Mom
    My girls go to your school.
[21:01] Mom
    They seem really busy,
    so please take care of them.
[21:04] Niji
    You should've told me, you idiot!
[21:05] Mom
    Sorry, I totally forgot.
[21:09] Ruki
    I guess your true identity's been revealed.
[21:12] Kaos
    Yes.
[21:13] Koyume
    Maybe that means that Nijino-sensei
    will take it easy on you.
[21:17] Ruki
    No, no.
[21:18] ---
    We still need to balance out
    drawing manga and studying.
[21:22] Tsub
    Yeah...
[21:23] Kaos
    But to think that someone like
    Nijino-sensei loves manga...
SIGN    Is very lonely
SIGN    Always together | Super pretty!
SIGN    Secretly has big boobs!!
SIGN    Has no legs
SIGN    She's pale! She's beautiful!
[21:29] Kaos
    I know!
[21:31] Edit
    So what's your theme today?
[21:33] Kaos
    Yes. It's "gap."
[21:34] Edit
    I think that's a great perspective.
[21:37] Kaos
    You do?
[21:39] Edit
    This lonely ghost that's actually really
    pretty, fair-skinned, and has big boobs,
[21:45] ---
    along with the beautiful teacher
    who's really hardcore during the day,
[21:47] ---
    but is actually a fan of shonen manga...
[21:49] Edit
    Those are excellent character layouts.
[21:51] Kaos
    Yes!
[21:52] Edit
    But, most importantly, what's the story?
[21:57] Edit
    Guess this is getting rejected, too.
SIGN    Has big boobs!!
SIGN    Super pretty
    otaku teacher
SIGN    Miharu-sensei
SIGN    Really pretty!!
    Really nice!!
[23:30] Kaos
    Having someone relate to you feels so nice!
[23:32] Suzu
    I know!
[23:33] Edit
    I totally get it!
[23:35] Ruki
    They're communicating with their eyes!
[23:36] ---
    Next time, "Is This Heaven!?"
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Is This Heaven!?

7 - Is This Heaven?!

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[00:02] Kaos
    Okay.
[00:04] Ruki
    What?
[00:05] Ruki
    Your manga's getting serialized, Koyume-chan?
[00:07] Koyume
    Yup! It's not going to be very long, though.
[00:09] Kaos
    Huh?
[00:10] Ruki
    Congratulations!
[00:11] Koyume
    Thanks!
[00:12] ---
    I'm so excited for my first serialized series!
[00:14] Kaos
    Koyume-chan... got a serialization...
[00:17] Kaos
    That's amazing.
[00:21] Kaos
    Please do not forget the existence of
    a lowly background character named Kaos!
[00:25] Koyume
    Ay!
[00:25] Koyume
    Ay!
[00:26] Koyume
    Ay!
[00:27] Koyume
    You'll always be my main
    character, Kaos-chan!
SIGN    Comic Girls
[02:03] Kaos
    We were celebrating
    Koyume-chan's serialization
[02:05] Kaos
    and the time completely got away from me.
[02:09] Kaos
    Nyaos-sensei?
[02:11] Kaos
    Nyaos-sensei, what's wrong?
[02:17] Kaos
    Where are you?
[02:23] Kaos
    Nyaos-sensei!
[02:27] Fuura
    I could use a cat's help, too!
[02:31] Kaos
    Fuura-senpai?!
[02:33] Kaos
    Fuura-senpai, is the deadline for your manuscript looming?
[02:37] Fuura
    Yes...
[02:38] Fuura
    But I'm not very popular,
[02:41] ---
    so I can't ask for assistants...
[02:43] Fuura
    Ruki-chan used to help me out,
[02:46] ---
    but she's gotten busy now, too.
[02:49] Fuura
    And now, Koyume-chan's
    manga is getting serialized, too...
[02:53] Kaos
    Don't be like that, Fuura-senpai.
[02:55] Kaos
    I'm right here!
[02:57] Fuura
    Kaos-chan... My friend!
[03:00] Kaos
    I'm not very good, but I'll help...
[03:02] Kaos
    No, I'm really, really, really,
    really not very good,
[03:05] Kaos
    but I'm the least busy in this dorm.
[03:08] Kaos
    I'm actually very confident about that.
[03:09] Fuura
    Kaos-chan?
[03:13] Fuura
    Are you sure?
[03:14] Kaos
    Of course!
[03:16] ---
    Wait, huh?
[03:17] Kaos
    Come to think of it,
    Fuura-senpai, your room...
[03:19] Fuura
    I'm so moved that you're
    visiting my room, Kaos-chan!
[03:25] Fuura
    Come in!
[03:26] Kaos
    A-Amazing...
[03:30] Kaos
    I didn't know there was a room
    like this in the attic.
[03:36] Fuura
    It's nothing much, but...
[03:40] Kaos
    Huh?
[03:42] Fuura
    Kaos-chan?!
[03:45] Fuura
    Could you apply screentone to this?
[03:49] Kaos
    S-Screentone?
[03:51] Kaos
    I'm not very good with them.
[03:52] ---
    I'm scared of the cutters,
    I'm slow, just bad at using them...
[03:55] Fuura
    Really?
[03:56] Kaos
    I-I'm used to doing inking, so I can do that!
[03:58] Kaos
    I'll do my best doing inking!
[04:00] Fuura
    A page that requires
    a lot of inking...
[04:03] Fuura
    Then how about this page where they come
    out of the darkness, covered in bloo—
[04:05] Kaos
    I'll do my best with the screentones!
[04:07] Kaos
    Um... Um...
[04:10] Kaos
    Oh, crap. I went out of the line.
[04:13] Fuura
    I know.
[04:14] Fuura
    Then how about backgrounds?
[04:16] Kaos
    B-Backgrounds?
[04:18] Fuura
    Don't worry.
[04:19] ---
    They're really easy,
[04:22] ---
    so if you could just apply
    the vanishing points...
[04:25] Kaos
    Um... where do they go?
[04:30] Fuura
    Right here...
[04:31] Kaos
    Huh?
[04:34] Fuura
    Right here.
[04:35] Fuura
    Then you draw a line toward here.
[04:39] Fuura
    Do you understand?
[04:40] Kaos
    I'm sorry, one more time.
[04:43] Fuura
    Oh, goodness.
[04:49] Kaos
    Okay, next...
[04:51] Fuura
    Kaos-chan, relax.
[04:53] Kaos
    Okay.
[04:54] Fuura
    Look. Everyone's cheering you on.
[04:56] Kaos
    Everyone?
[04:58] Kaos
    Our eyes met!
[05:01] Kaos
    Nebuta?!
[05:03] Kaos
    Kokeshi dolls and Akabekos...
[05:05] Kaos
    Fuura-senpai, are you from
    the Tohoku region?
[05:08] Fuura
    Yes, Aomori.
[05:10] Kaos
    I'm from Fukushima!
[05:12] Fuura
    I see!
[05:14] ---
    I just assumed that you were
    from the Kanto region.
[05:16] Kaos
    You don't have an accent,
    either, so I couldn't tell!
[05:19] Fuura
    I never had the chance
    to talk to people very often,
[05:22] ---
    so the accent might've never stuck.
[05:24] Kaos
    I get it.
[05:25] ---
    People who had more friends
    seemed to have heavier accents.
[05:34] Kaos
    By the way, Fuura-senpai,
[05:36] ---
    you're really good at drawing.
[05:38] Fuura
    Huh?
[05:39] Fuura
    That makes me really happy.
[05:41] Fuura
    But I used to be really bad.
[05:45] Kaos
    Huh?
[05:46] Fuura
    Would you like to see the
    first one I submitted?
[05:51] Kaos
    So scar...y?
[05:53] Kaos
    Or so I thought...
[05:54] ---
    Like there's a lot of emphasis,
    but it's not very scary.
[05:57] Fuura
    My passion was a little out of sorts.
[06:00] ---
    How embarrassing.
[06:02] Fuura
    That's when the girl I was
    rooming with told me
[06:06] Fuura
    that if I wanted to draw
    scary and alien things,
[06:08] Fuura
    I need to be able to draw
    a normal world properly first.
[06:13] Kaos
    I see.
[06:15] Fuura
    That's when I studied sketching
    and perspective really hard...
[06:20] Fuura
    And because of that...
[06:22] Fuura
    I've improved this much!
[06:23] Kaos
    A surprise attack!
[06:25] Kaos
    Huh?
[06:26] ---
    Whatever happened to the
    person you were rooming with?
[06:30] Fuura
    Actually...
[06:31] Kaos
    Huh?!
[06:33] Kaos
    No...
SIGN    I'm going on a trip!
[06:41] Fuura
    I think...
[06:43] Fuura
    She went on a research trip.
[06:44] Kaos
    You startled me!
[06:46] Fuura
    Isn't that mean?
[06:47] ---
    I thought we were best friends,
[06:51] Fuura
    but she didn't even tell me where she was
    going or leave me her contact information.
[06:54] Fuura
    I don't even know if she'll be back.
[06:56] Kaos
    Fuura-senpai...
[06:58] Fuura
    My feelings were just too strong,
[07:01] ---
    and before I realized it,
    I was all alone again.
[07:03] Kaos
    I totally understand!
[07:07] Kaos
    Fuura-senpai, you're my friend!
[07:09] ---
    Forever!
[07:12] Fuura
    Kaos-chan...
[07:14] Fuura
    If you say something that kind...
[07:20] Fuura
    I'm never going to let you leave!
[07:26] ruki
    I wonder if that came
    as a shock for Kaos-chan...
[07:29] (Flashback) Kaos
    Please do not forget the existence of
    a lowly background character named Kaos!
[07:33] Ruki
    I wonder what kind of advice
    I should give her...
[07:38] Ruki
    That came from Fuura-senpai's room...
[07:41] Ruki
    Fuura-senpai, um...
[07:44] Ruki
    Kaos-chan?!
[07:47] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, are you okay?!
[07:50] Kaos
    Oh, Ruki-san in glasses...
[07:52] Kaos
    So... lovely.
[07:54] Ruki
    Fuura-senpai!
[07:56] ---
    Please stop making Kaos-chan cry!
[07:58] Fuura
    She was just being my assistant.
[08:01] Fuura
    Look.
[08:03] ---
    Kaos-chan drew this for me.
[08:05] ---
    Isn't it well done?
[08:08] Ruki
    Please don't lie like that!
[08:10] Ruki
    Kaos-chan can't draw...
[08:14] Ruki
    that properly!
[08:16] Fuura
    Ruki-chan.
[08:18] ---
    Please have a little faith in her.
[08:21] Ruki
    No way..
[08:22] Ruki
    Oh, my gosh, I'm sorry!
[08:24] ---
    Kaos-chan, you're amazing!
    Absolutely amazing!
[08:25] Kaos
    No...
[08:26] ---
    I was only able to draw that
    because of Fuura-senpai!
[08:30] Ruki
    Fuura-senpai,
[08:31] ---
    you're really good at teaching others.
[08:34] Ruki
    You taught me a lot, as well.
[08:37] Fuura
    Oh, it's nothing...
[08:38] Ruki
    You'll try to scare
    us and get really close...
[08:42] Ruki
    But you also help us calm our nerves...
[08:46] Kaos
    Huh?
[08:47] Kaos
    Then that was on purpose?
[08:51] Kaos
    And Ruki-san even realized that...
[08:56] Fuura
    Oh?
[08:57] Ruki
    You don't even realize it, do you?!
[08:59] Kaos
    Fuura-senpai!
[09:01] Kaos
    I really learned a lot!
[09:03] Kaos
    It was scary...
[09:05] ---
    but I feel like something's
    opened up for me a bit more.
[09:08] Ruki
    Really?
[09:09] Kaos
    For example...
[09:10] Kaos
    I feel the same satisfaction I would
    if I just finished shoveling snow!
[09:13] Ruki
    I can't even picture that...
[09:14] Fuura
    I understand!
[09:15] Fuura
    Shoveling snow is so hard!
[09:17] ---
    It's cold, but you end up so sweaty!
[09:19] Kaos
    Not to mention, it piles
    up again so quickly.
[09:21] Fuura
    I know!
[09:23] Ruki
    Would you two stop getting
    so excited in your own world?!
[09:32] Kaos
    Ruki-san in glasses...
[09:33] Kaos
    Since the other day, I keep
    thinking about how beautiful she is.
[09:37] Kaos
    I could stare at her profile forever...
[09:41] Kaos
    She always makes the cutest expressions,
[09:44] ---
    but when she's working in her glasses,
[09:46] ---
    she looks so elegant...
[09:48] ---
    so divine...
[09:51] Ruki
    Kaos-chan?
[09:52] Kaos
    I'm so sorry! I'll pay an admission fee!
[09:55] Ruki
    What are you talking about?
[09:57] Kaos
    Oh,
[09:58] ---
    I was just thinking how much more mature
    and lovely you look with glasses on.
[10:02] Ruki
    Y-You think so?
[10:03] Kaos
    Yes.
[10:04] ---
    I was thinking about this the other day when
    Fuura-senpai was instructing me...
[10:07] Kaos
    That mature ladies are so lovely.
[10:11] Kaos
    The matron is so accepting...
[10:13] Kaos
    You, too, Ruki-san...
[10:16] Edit
    Your storyboard!
[10:17] Kaos
    Oh, I guess Amisawa-san's a little different.
[10:18] Edit
    What?!
[10:19] ---
    Are you mocking me?!
[10:21] Kaos
    No! I really like you, Amisawa-san,
[10:23] ---
    but you lack the charm
    of an older woman—
[10:25] Edit
    You're the last one I want
    to hear that from, Kaos-sensei!
[10:27] Edit
    Hurry up with the storyboard!
[10:29] Kaos
    I'm so sorry!
[10:30] Ruki
    What's wrong?!
[10:31] Kaos
    I-I was just saying how lovely
    mature women are.
[10:34] Ruki
    Then, why don't you get some glasses, too?
[10:37] Kaos
    Me?
[10:38] Ruki
    You know, you were saying there've been
    gaps lately when you do inking,
[10:42] Ruki
    so your eyesight might've
    gotten a little worse.
[10:45] Ruki
    Maybe if you put some glasses on,
[10:47] ---
    you'd suddenly look really grown-up.
[10:50] Kaos
    Me?
[10:52] Kaos
    Join the ranks of the holy
    and empyreal glasses character?!
[10:58] Kaos
    Glasses are too heavy
    a burden for me to bear!
[11:01] Ruki
    Oh, come on. You're not that flimsy.
[11:03] Kaos
    No, that's not it!
[11:07] Kaos
    Oh, but...
[11:12] Koyume
    Where?
[11:13] ---
    Where did you go?
[11:19] Tsub
    What's wrong, Koyume?
[11:22] Koyume
    Kaos-chan...
[11:24] Koyume
    disappeared!
[11:26] Ruki
    Why are you looking in there?!
[11:28] Tsub
    It's fine.
[11:29] ---
    She left a note.
[11:31] Ruki
    "I have taken the first step
    to becoming a holier person."
SIGN    Koyume-chan, I have taken the first step
    to becoming a holier person. I'm totally fine
    by myself... So please don't worry... Kaos
[11:36] Koyume
    "I'm totally fine by myself..."
[11:39] Tsuba
    "So please don't worry..."
[11:44] Ruki
    Now I feel like something's
    definitely going to happen!
[11:47] Koyume
    Me, too...
[11:52] Kaos
    I-I ended up coming alone...
[11:55] Kaos
    But I learned how to ride the train,
[11:57] ---
    and I'm not a kid anymore!
[11:59] Kaos
    I'll be okay...
[12:02] Granny
    Are you running some errands?
    What a good little girl.
[12:05] Granny 2
    Would you like a rice cracker?
SIGN    Episode 7 "Is This Heaven?!"
SIGN    We will soon be arriving in Akihabara... Akihabara
SIGN    Aba... Grandchild?!
SIGN    It's getting chilly these days, so take care.
SIGN    My grandchild happens to be about your age. At the school play...
SIGN    My, how adorable.
SIGN    Take these mandarins with you.
SIGN    Over 10 million copies sold!!
SIGN    Starting Broadcast in mid-December
SIGN    Maid Café
[12:18] Kaos
    Is this heaven?!
[12:25] Kaos
    I ended up taking a little detour
    before buying my glasses,
[12:28] Kaos
    but I've always dreamed of
    stopping by this mecca for otaku
[12:31] Kaos
    ever since I moved to Tokyo...
[12:33] [SONG] Sign
    I hope
    you'll listen!
SIGN    New Arrivals Corner
[12:35] Kaos
    Even the displays are
    filled with so much love.
[12:38] Kaos
    They have all the books
    and merchandise I wanted!
[12:41] Kaos
    I'm so blessed to be able
    to buy things on their release day!
[12:49] Kaos
    The figure I wasn't sure
    if I should buy or not!
[12:54] Kaos
    I can actually feel her aura,
    now that I see it in person!
[12:57] ---
    She's alive!
[12:59] Kaos
    I'm so thankful to have been
    born in the same era as her...
[13:03] Kaos
    Mom... Dad...
[13:06] Lady
    She must be lost!
[13:09] Kaos
    I ended up buying it...
[13:12] Girl
    That last episode was godly!
[13:14] Girl
    I was so worked up!
[13:17] Kaos
    That must be so nice...
[13:19] Kaos
    I want to nerd out about anime
    with someone, too...
[13:24] Kaos
    I-I'm not emotionally prepared yet!
[13:26] Lady
    What are you talking about?
[13:29] Kaos
    A police officer?
[13:30] Lady
    How old are you?
[13:31] Kaos
    Huh?
[13:32] Lady
    Where are your parents?
[13:33] ---
    I've been watching you for
    a while, but you seem...
[13:36] Kaos
    I'm getting the Creeper Award...
[13:37] Kaos
    for creepily grinning to myself
    and now I'm going to get arrested?!
[13:40] Lady
    Award?
[13:41] Kaos
    I'm so sorry! I'll go home now!
[13:43] Lady
    Wait, is that where you live?!
[13:47] Lady
    Where did she run off to?
[13:51] Kaos
    It's too scary going
    outside alone, after all...
[13:55] Kaos
    I want to go home.
[14:18] Kaos
    I miss everyone.
[14:20] Koyume
    Kaos-chan!
[14:31] Kaos
    Everyone...
[14:32] Ruki
    Thank goodness!
[14:34] Koyume
    Are you okay?
[14:35] Tsub
    She was actually in a box...
[14:37] Koyume
    We were so worried, jeez!
[14:42] Kaos
    I'm so sorry!
[14:46] Kaos
    But how did you know I was here?
[14:49] Koyume
    Oh, actually...
[14:51] ---
    Ruki-chan found some tweets
    that we thought were yours.
SIGN    Box nao
SIGN    5 min ago
SIGN    I want to go home...
SIGN    10 min ago
SIGN    I bought the Rukanyan figure!! So majestic!! I can't!! Squee!!
SIGN    30 min ago
[14:57] Koyume
    You're so excitable
    on the Internet, Kaos-chan.
[15:01] Kaos
    Please don't! Please don't!
[15:03] Koyume
    Oh, is this the figure
    you were talking about?
[15:06] Koyume
    Can I look?
[15:07] Kaos
    Sure...
[15:10] Koyume
    She's so cute!
[15:13] Kaos
    Her name's Rukanyan.
[15:15] Koyume
    Rukanyan's adorable!
[15:18] Kaos
    Her outfit right here is so detailed!
[15:21] Koyume
    You're right! It's so pretty!
[15:24] Kaos
    P-Please look at
    her from this angle, too.
[15:26] Kaos
    It feels so nice to have someone
    agree with you!
[15:29] Ruki
    Kaos-chan's totally fired up.
[15:32] Tsub
    Hey, this anime...
SIGN    New
    Anime
[15:32] [SONG] Sign
    Limited Edition Flier
[15:33] Kaos
    Isn't it cool?
[15:35] Tsub
    You know it?
[15:36] Kaos
    I'm the type that thoroughly
    reads up on every anime.
[15:39] Tsub
    You are?
[15:41] Kaos
    Yes!
[15:42] Kaos
    This series was so good!
[15:44] Kaos
    Especially the ending of episode six.
[15:51] Ruki
    They're communicating with their eyes...
[15:54] Koyume
    Oh, so you came to have some glasses made.
[15:56] Kaos
    Yes.
[15:57] ---
    Since I came here all alone,
[15:59] ---
    I thought I'd stop by the place I'd
    always dreamed of going to first.
[16:02] Tsub
    So that thing about
    becoming a holier person...
[16:05] Kaos
    I'm taking the first step to
    becoming a character with glasses.
[16:07] Kaos
    Oh, but I mean,
[16:09] ---
    that's too much for
    me to handle, isn't it?
[16:12] Ruki
    Exactly how much do you
    admire characters with glasses?
SIGN    Glasses Market
[16:18] Lady
    Welcome.
[16:19] ---
    What brings you here today?
[16:21] Kaos
    Wh-What brings me here today?!
[16:23] Lady
    Yes.
[16:24] Kaos
    Y-You've got it all wrong!
[16:26] Kaos
    It's not like I was trying to act all cool
    and amazing by getting glasses—
[16:30] Ruki
    No, Kaos-chan.
[16:32] ---
    She's asking if they're for all day wear
    or like when you're using the computer...
[16:35] Kaos
    Huh?
[16:40] Lady
    How about this one?
[16:40] Kaos
    Righ... Left?
[16:42] Lady
    Looks like your right
    eye is 0.7 and your left is 0.6.
[16:46] Kaos
    S-So close...
[16:48] Lady
    They might continue to get worse,
[16:50] ---
    so I do recommend having
    some glasses made right now.
[16:52] Lady
    Your eyes tend to
    worsen during puberty.
[16:55] Kaos
    Puberty?
[16:57] Kaos
    Have I started puberty?
[16:59] ---
    Have I grown?!
[17:01] Kaos
    Nothing?
[17:03] Kaos
    I'm supposed to pick from these?
[17:05] Koyume
    I think pink would look
    best on you, Kaos-chan.
[17:08] Koyume
    Here.
[17:11] Kaos
    Don't I look a bit conceited?
[17:14] Ruki
    Black ones might look tamer.
[17:17] Kaos
    I-I look shady...
[17:19] Ruki
    Metal frames make
    you look more mature.
[17:22] Kaos
    Or not...
[17:23] Koyume
    Oval-shaped glasses
    look good on anyone...
[17:26] Kaos
    Or not...
[17:27] Tsub
    Why don't you start from one
    side and try them all one by one?
[17:30] Kaos
    It's no use.
[17:32] ---
    I think all the glasses hate me.
[17:35] Ruki
    That's not true!
[17:36] ---
    It must be because of your expression!
[17:38] Koyume
    Come on, sharpen up!
[17:41] Kaos
    I'm so sorry, o God of Glasses!
    Please forgive me!
[17:45] Ruki
    She even had a prop ready.
[17:48] Koyume
    I think I want some glasses, too...
[17:53] Koyumes
    Whoops...
[17:54] ---
    They don't look good on me, after all.
[17:56] Kaos
    You should wear glasses that are
    simpler and more casual, Koyume-chan.
[18:00] Kaos
    And if you wore your loungewear
    and pigtails, you'd look perfect!
[18:03] Koyume
    Don't worry about mine.
    Pick some out for yourself.
[18:08] Koyume
    Tsubasa-san...
[18:09] Koyume
    You're already cool enough as it is.
[18:11] ---
    If you put on glasses...
[18:14] Tsub
    Bang.
[18:16] Koyume
    So cool!
[18:18] Ruki
    You're actually okay with that, Koyume-chan?
SIGN    Glasses Market
[18:23] Niji
    This is the place.
[18:24] Edit
    A glasses shop?
[18:26] ---
    Did you have bad eyesight, Miharu-senpai?
[18:28] Niji
    Nope. Both of my eyes are 1.5.
[18:31] Edit
    Then why are you...
[18:32] Niji
    I thought that if I wore glasses,
[18:34] ---
    I might look more like a teacher.
[18:36] Edit
    Don't wear glasses as if you're cosplaying!
[18:39] Edit
    Glasses exist to correct your vision!
[18:41] ---
    If you buy glasses that
    don't have a prescription,
[18:43] ---
    I'm never speaking to you again!
[18:44] Kaos
    That voice...
[18:45] Niji
    Fine.
[18:47] ---
    Jeez... I wanted to make my debut
    as a bespectacled teacher.
[18:56] Edit
    Just because they look amazing on you,
[18:58] ---
    I won't... I won't...
[19:01] Kaos
    Let's allow it!
[19:02] Niji
    Moeta-san.
[19:04] Edit
    Kaos-sensei.
[19:05] ---
    Did you come to have
    some glasses made?
[19:07] Kaos
    Y-Yes!
[19:08] ---
    But I haven't been able
    to make up my mind...
[19:10] Kaos
    I love people with glasses.
[19:13] Kaos
    I want people who are smart, mature,
[19:17] ---
    or mysterious to wear glasses...
[19:20] Kaos
    Anyway, they're on a completely
    different level than me.
[19:23] Edit
    Kaos-sensei...
[19:25] Kaos
    I mean, the reason I'm getting
    them is pretty vague,
[19:28] ---
    and I feel really guilty
    even wearing them.
[19:32] Niji
    This is troubling you that much?
[19:36] Edit
    I totally understand.
[19:38] Kaos
    Huh?
[19:39] Edit
    I experienced the same
    kind of conflict and
[19:41] ---
    spent a lot of my time squinting my eyes
    until I was a third-year in high school.
[19:44] Kaos
    Really?
[19:46] ---
    Then why did you get glasses?
[19:47] Edit
    There were many reasons...
[19:52] Edit
    But I wanted to watch the anime that
    I loved in the highest definition possible.
[19:55] Kaos
    Ah, I'm buying them.
[20:01] Kaos
    The world looks so crisp!
[20:02] ---
    I can't believe everything looks so clear!
[20:05] Kaos
    Ruki-san in HD!
[20:08] Ruki
    They look good on you.
[20:09] Kaos
    All of you are sparkling more than ever!
[20:12] Koyume
    You look so cute!
[20:14] Tsub
    Good for you.
[20:17] Kaos
    Even my figures look more detailed!
[20:20] Koyume
    You sure have a lot of figures that
    look like Ruki-chan, Kaos-chan.
[20:24] Kaos
    True.
[20:25] Kaos
    I'm just so happy when I watch mature,
    older sister-type characters like Ruki-san.
[20:30] Kaos
    Oh, but I haven't tried to look
    at your panties, Ruki-san,
[20:34] ---
    so please don't worry!
[20:35] Ruki
    So you've looked at the
    ones on your figures...
[20:37] Koyume
    By the way, what made you decide
    to go off on your own today?
[20:41] Kaos
    Huh? Um...
[20:43] Kaos
    I... get really awkwardly
    worked up when I nerd out...
[20:48] Kaos
    So I didn't want you to think any less of me
    if we went somewhere like that together.
[20:52] Koyume
    That wouldn't bug us at all!
[20:55] Kaos
    Also...
[20:55] ---
    I don't have a serialized manga
    like you do now, Koyume-chan...
[21:00] Kaos
    So to become a lovely mature woman like
    Fuura-senpai or the bespectacled Ruki-san,
[21:03] ---
    I figured I couldn't just stay the
    way I am right now.
[21:10] Kaos
    But I ended up troubling
    all of you after all,
[21:14] ---
    so I'm really sorry!
[21:19] Tsub
    Looks like puberty's definitely hit.
[21:21] Kaos
    Huh? Really?
[21:23] ---
    Have I grown?
[21:24] Ruki
    Why don't you try drawing
    a manuscript now?
[21:27] Kaos
    O-Okay!
[21:37] Kaos
    There.
[21:38] ---
    I think my backgrounds have definitely
    gotten better, thanks to Fuura-senpai.
[21:43] Kaos
    All that's left is...
[21:46] Kaos
    I can see the lines so clearly!
[21:50] Kaos
    I'm still so...
[21:51] ---
    really, really awful!
[21:54] Koyume
    Kaos-chan?!
[21:55] Kaos
    I'm sealing away my glasses!
[23:31] niji
    The god has descended!
    The god has descended!
[23:33] niji
    Thank you so much!
[23:34] ---
    What am I going to do?!
[23:36] Ababa
    Next time, "Woof Meow
    Meow Woof Festival."
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Woof Meow Meow Woof Festival

8 - Woof Meow Meow Woof Festival

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[00:00] Koyume
    What?!
[00:04] Kaos
    Okay!
[00:06] Kaos
    I think I managed to draw a
    great storyboard this time!
[00:09] Edit
    I'm rejecting this.
[00:10] Kaos
    Huh?
[00:13] Edit
    First of all,
SIGN    Despite everything that happened, we still got to eat our cake
[00:15] ---
    all the high school girls look the same.
[00:19] Edit
    Actually, they don't even
    look like high school girls.
[00:23] Edit
    Kaos-sensei!
[00:26] Kaos
    Th-There's been a terrible
    misunderstanding on my part...
[00:31] Kaos
    I had the feeling I actually
    drew a good storyboard...
[00:36] Kaos
    I'm so sorry! It was my mistake!
[00:40] Edit
    Kaos-sensei...
[00:42] Kaos
    I'm so sorry for wasting your time.
SIGN    The Sanctuary of Manga Bunhousha
[00:46] Sign
    Manga Time
[00:47] Edit
    I might've said too much...
SIGN    Comic Girls
[02:26] Ruki
    What's wrong?
[02:28] Tsuba
    She's really depressed.
[02:30] Koyume
    Apparently her storyboard got rejected again.
[02:33] Kaos
    Ever since I met all of you,
[02:36] Kaos
    I thought I was able to
    have fun drawing manga,
[02:40] Kaos
    but nothing's really changed.
[02:43] Kaos
    When I think that no one needs me...
[02:46] ---
    That Amisawa-san doesn't need me...
[02:50] Kaos
    I...
[02:52] Kaos
    At this rate, I'm just an embarrassment
    machine rather than a manga artist!
[02:55] Kaos
    No, I'm a disgrace!
[02:58] Koyume
    Calm down, Kaos-chan!
[03:01] Ruki
    I know this is hard,
[03:02] ---
    but you have to keep drawing.
[03:04] Ruki
    As long as you keep drawing,
[03:06] ---
    someone will understand your art.
[03:11] Kaos
    Ruki-san...
[03:13] Ruki
    Not to mention...
[03:15] Ruki
    Manga artists pretty much make a
    living doing something shameful.
SIGN    Teens' Love Manga Artist
[03:18] Ruki
    We're all a disgrace!
[03:20] Ruki
    We're all in the same boat!
[03:21] Kaos
    Ruki-san, your eyes are dead!
[03:23] Koyume
    But I'm also drawing romances
    solely from delusions,
[03:26] ---
    so it's really embarrassing
    when people I know read them!
[03:29] Tsuba
    I get chills when I see my
    debut because it was so bad.
[03:34] All
    We're all a disgrace!
[03:35] ---
    We're all in the same boat!
[03:39] Kaos
    Everyone's so kind...
[03:43] Kaos
    I'm okay now.
[03:45] Kaos
    I'll do my best!
[03:46] Tsuba
    For now,
[03:47] ---
    why don't you try your best to become
    the protagonist in what you're drawing?
[03:50] Kaos
    I see!
[03:51] ---
    Then, first off,
[03:53] ---
    I'll try making my hair
    like the protagonist's!
[04:04] Kaos
    They keep crossing over on
    this side, no matter what I do...
[04:07] ---
    The side that's not my dominant side.
[04:09] Koyu
    I'll do it for you!
[04:10] Ruki
    Yeah, I'll do it for you, too.
[04:12] Tsub
    If it's difficult for you
    to become the protagonist,
[04:15] ---
    you could write with your fans in mind.
[04:19] Tsub
    After I found out that
    Nijino-sensei was a fan,
[04:23] ---
    any time I'm feeling down, I think about the
    fact that she's waiting for my manuscript.
[04:27] Tsub
    Then I try even harder.
[04:30] Kaos
    I... don't have a single fan!
[04:34] Kaos
    The survey for my debut...
[04:37] ---
    g-got the worst results...
[04:38] Kaos
    I've never even gotten any
    messages of support...
SIGN    Kaos-sensei, your manga is the best in the world! You can do it!! (Moeta Haruko | Age: It's a secret)
SIGN    You can do it!!
[04:41] Kaos
    When I thought I finally got
    one, it was from my mom...
[04:44] All
    That's so nice, but ouch!
[04:46] Kaos
    I'm sorry...
[04:48] ---
    We have tests coming up, don't we?
SIGN    Ruki Deadline!
SIGN    Test
SIGN    Tsubasa Deadline!
[04:50] Kaos
    We all need to study soon.
[04:53] Kaos
    I'm totally fine!
[04:55] All
    You totally don't seem fine at all!
[05:01] Ruki
    I'm worried about Kaos-chan.
[05:03] Tsub
    Yeah...
[05:04] ---
    I'm annoyed at myself for not being
    able to give her any good advice.
[05:12] Kaos
    Koyume-chan,
[05:13] ---
    I'm sorry if I'm emanating a depressing aura.
[05:17] Kaos
    That must be distracting when
    you're trying to study.
[05:20] Koyume
    Hm?
[05:20] ---
    Itsh totally fine, Kaos-chan.
[05:22] Koyume
    I don't study at all!
[05:24] Kaos
    So pure!
[05:25] Koyu
    More importantly, lets talk about
    manga to get more motivated!
[05:29] Koyu
    This is a character from
    the new manga I'm drawing!
SIGN    Special Kanji Drills
SIGN    ♥ Won a Nobel-something- or-other Award ♥ IQ 500
[05:32] Kaos
    IQ 500...
SIGN    Senpai
[05:33] ---
    Won a Nobel-something-or-other Award?
[05:36] Koyu
    Yeah!
[05:37] ---
    It's a love story with the
    smartest senpai in school!
[05:40] Kaos
    This is already messed up!
[05:42] Koyume
    And he, like, approaches her in English!
SIGN    Blah Blah
[05:44] Tsub
    This is a pen...
[05:45] Koyume
    Doesn't that make your heart pound?!
SIGN    Huh!? My heart's racing because he's approaching me in English!!
[05:47] Bg
    This is a pen! This is a pen! This is a pen!
SIGN    Blah Blah Blah
[05:48] Kaos
    Koyume-chan,
[05:49] ---
    that senpai doesn't seem smart at all!
[05:52] Koyume
    No way!
[05:53] ---
    But it's okay, this is
    where it gets really good!
[05:56] Koyume
    An even smarter teacher character appears
[05:59] ---
    and it becomes a love triangle!
[05:59] Teach
    Is this a pen?
[05:59] [SONG] Sign
    He turned
    it into a
    question!?
[06:00] Kaos
    That's no different...
[06:01] ---
    and they have the same face.
[06:03] Kaos
    Koyume-chan, let's just study for now.
[06:05] ---
    I'll do my best, too.
SIGN    Japanese History
[06:08] Kaos
    Let's start with history
    since there's a lot on the test.
[06:12] Koyume
    Multiply... Equals...
[06:15] ---
    Multiply... Equals...
[06:16] ---
    Multiply... Equals...
[06:18] ---
    Multiply... Equals...
[06:19] Kaos
    What are you calculating?
[06:22] Kaos
    My hair pins?!
[06:24] Koyume
    I feel like doing math
    when I see those hairpins.
[06:28] Kaos
    I-I'm so sorry!
[06:29] Kaos
    But let's concentrate on history for now!
[06:32] Koyume
    Okay!
[06:33] Kaos
    Okay, here's a question.
[06:35] Kaos
    What happened in the year 1221?
[06:38] Koyume
    1221?
[06:40] ---
    Woof... Meow... Woof Meow Meow Woof Festival?
[06:43] Kaos
    Woof Meow Meow Woof Festival?!
[06:46] Koyume
    Woof Meow Meow Woof Festival!
[06:48] Kaos
    Woof Meow Meow Woof Festival!
[06:50] Koyume
    Woof Meow Meow Woof Festival!
[06:52] Kaos
    Woof Meow Meow Woof Festival!
[06:54] Koyume
    Woof Meow Meow Woof Festival!
[06:56] Tsub
    Woof, meow...?
[06:57] Ruki
    Meow, meow?
[06:58] Koyume
    Yeah!
[06:59] Kaos
    Ruki-san, Tsubasa-san!
[07:00] ---
    We don't know how to study!
[07:03] Koyu
    Help us!
[07:05] Ruki
    Right...
[07:07] ---
    Let's forget about meows and
    woofs and hold a study session.
[07:10] Tsub
    Yeah, tests are coming up really soon.
[07:12] Both
    Thank you very much!
[07:17] Ruki
    Hey, you got this wrong.
[07:20] Ruki
    You made the same mistake again.
[07:22] Ruki
    That's what you need to work on, Kaos-chan.
[07:24] Ruki
    And Koyume-chan...
[07:26] ---
    hasn't learned a damn thing!
[07:29] Ruki
    You were thinking about sweets
[07:31] ---
    and Tsu-chan during class, weren't you?
SIGN    It will come to be
    if you draw it
[07:35] Kaos
    I have a feeling Ruki-san
    sees through everything.
[07:38] Kaos
    It's so embarrassing!
[07:39] Koyume
    Ruki-chan, you perv!
[07:40] ruki
    That's a false accusation!
[07:45] ruki
    Looks like you're finally getting it.
[07:48] ruki
    See? You can do it if you try, Kaos-chan.
[07:50] Kaos
    I was always really good at
    school until middle school.
[07:52] Ruki
    Oh, so you're the type whose grades started
    to slip once you started drawing manga.
[07:57] Ruki
    Tsu-chan's the same way.
[07:58] Kaos
    But in my case, my manga's a mess, too...
[08:01] Koyume
    Kaos-chan's falling apart again!
[08:03] Ruki
    I'm sorry, Kaos-chan!
[08:04] ---
    Let's forget about manga for now.
[08:07] Ruki
    Let's get back to work.
[08:09] Kaos
    Sob, sob...
[08:10] Ruki
    Their attention span is completely shot!
[08:12] Ruki
    Tsu-chan!
[08:14] Tsub
    The Dark Hero is immortal!
[08:17] Tsub
    Slash! Slash, slash!
[08:18] Ruki
    She had no intention of
    studying in the first place...
[08:21] Mom
    Good work, everyone.
[08:23] ---
    I've brought you a treat.
[08:24] Ruki
    Matron!
[08:25] Ruki
    But if we eat anything right now,
[08:27] ---
    Koyume-chan's going to completely fall asleep!
[08:29] Mom
    Okay, here's your treat!
[08:34] Kaos
    She's so soothing!
[08:36] Koyume
    You look so cute in that hat, Nyaos-sensei!
[08:39] Kaos
    I know! There, there.
[08:41] Tsub
    Slash! Slash! Slash! Slash!
[08:42] Mom
    All right, work hard.
[08:45] Ruki
    Okay, let's do this.
[08:49] Tsub
    What matters most in doing
    both manga and studying
[08:51] ---
    is switching quickly
    from one to the other!
[08:52] Tsub
    Let's concentrate and finish
    so we can draw our manga!
[08:55] Both
    Right!
[08:56] Koyume
    The Kamakura Shogunate began in 1185
[09:00] ---
    and Minamoto no Yoritomo...
[09:01] Tsub
    Hold it!
[09:02] Tsub
    That's not right.
[09:04] ---
    That era should've been a tumultuous time
    where the Demon Lord ruled over the land!
[09:07] ruki
    You're talking about your manga, Tsu-chan!
[09:10] Kaos
    But the vocabulary in
    history books are so hard.
[09:13] ---
    They're really difficult to learn.
[09:15] Koyume
    Yeah... I can't remember any of this.
[09:18] Tsub
    In that case...
[09:19] ---
    Goseibai Shikimoku!
[09:21] Kaos
    What's wrong?
[09:23] Tsub
    If you say the words and pose like
    you're doing a special attack,
[09:26] ---
    they're easier to remember.
[09:27] Koyume
    I see!
[09:29] Koyume
    Goseibai Shikimoku!
[09:31] Tsub
    Emperor Go-Toba!
[09:32] Koyume
    Emperor Go-Toba!
[09:34] Tsub
    Jokyu War!
[09:36] Koyme
    Jokyu War!
[09:37] Kaos
    They're both really into it...
[09:37] Tsub
    Masako Hojo!
[09:39] Koyume
    Masako Hojo!
[09:39] Ruki
    Yeah...
[09:46] Tsub
    Where was this again?
[09:49] Niji
    It's clear that Wing V-sensei and
    the others didn't get any sleep.
[09:54] Niji
    Thank you for working so hard to
    balance academics and manga work.
[09:58] Tsub
    Sensei...
[10:00] ---
    Help me...
[10:01] Niji
    Huh? Of course!
[10:02] ---
    I can at least apply screentones!
[10:04] Tsub
    No, I mean, there's a
    problem I don't understand.
[10:07] Niji
    Huh?
[10:07] Niji
    You dummy! I'm their teacher!
[10:10] Niji
    I have to view Wing V-sensei as
    a student, not a manga artist!
[10:15] Tsub
    Sensei...
[10:16] Niji
    Yes, on this problem...
[10:19] Niji
    I want it...
[10:20] Tsub
    Sensei, could you let go of my notebook?
[10:23] Niji
    Damn it!
[10:24] Niji
    I wanted to remain a composed
    adult in front of my students!
[10:28] Niji
    I've never done something so embarrassing!
[10:31] ---
    What am I going to do?
[10:32] Niji
    Hey, are you listening?!
[10:34] Riri
    Now, now...
[10:35] ---
    Then let's have some drinks as we
    talk about Tsubasa-chan's manga.
[10:38] Niji
    Yeah! I'm totally drinking
    after their tests end!
[10:41] Riri
    Then we're going to have to
    invite one more person.
[10:47] Niji
    I hope all the manga
    artists are doing okay.
[10:51] Niji
    Irokawa-san seems all right.
[10:54] Niji
    Moeta-san, relax.
[10:59] Niji
    Sensei! Wake up!
[11:02] Niji
    I wonder how Koizuka-san is doing...
[11:05] Koyume
    Huh?
[11:06] ---
    What pose was this again?
[11:08] Teach
    Koizuka-san, what are you doing?!
SIGN    "Koyume supplementary exams confirmed"
SIGN    Episode 8 "Woof Meow Meow Woof Festival"
SIGN    All I can remember is Tsubasa-san...
[11:13] Koyume
    Huh?
SIGN    Shudo
    Hanakura
    Shizuoka Oden
[11:19] All
    Cheers!
SIGN    Specialty Shizuoka Oden
[11:20] All
    Good work!
[11:26] Niji
    I can finally relax,
    now that all the tests are done!
[11:29] Edit
    I finished proofreading the
    magazine, so I'm free today, too.
[11:33] Mom
    I've got it rough, too, playing with
    a kitten and talking to girls.
[11:38] Edit
    Your life seems really fun.
[11:41] Mom
    It is.
[11:43] ---
    Being a matron of a manga
    artist dorm is great.
[11:44] Niji
    I bought the magazines that
    had their works in it!
[11:48] Mom
    You're such a fangirl, Miharun.
[11:50] Niji
    Well, professional manga artists are amazing!
[11:55] Mom
    Yeah...
[11:56] ---
    You can't become one just
    because you're good at art.
[11:58] Mom
    You need confidence and an unbreakable will.
[12:02] Mom
    They're all great girls.
[12:04] Niji
    Yeah...
[12:08] Niji
    What's wrong?
[12:09] Edit
    I actually want to compliment
    Kaos-sensei more.
[12:14] Niji
    Then why don't you?
[12:17] Edit
    What good would that do
    when her manga's so boring?!
[12:20] Mom
    And she's already drunk.
[12:21] Edit
    I can't lie!
[12:24] Edit
    Even today...
[12:26] ---
    I was brutally honest.
[12:29] Edit
    I feel like Kaos-sensei has promise,
    but she's no good right now.
[12:34] Edit
    At this rate, she's going to
    fail at being a manga artist...
[12:36] ---
    or something.
[12:37] Mom
    That's a bit...
[12:38] Niji
    Poor Moeta-san.
[12:42] Edit
    What if she quits being a
    manga artist because of me?
[12:47] Edit
    Kaos-sensei!
[12:49] ---
    Kaos-sensei!
[12:50] Niji
    She's just as negative as her.
[12:52] Mom
    She's always been like that.
[12:55] Niji
    Yup.
[12:56] Edit
    Don't quit!
[12:57] Mom
    Drawing manga was all we did
    ten years ago, too.
[13:02] Mom
    It was so much fun.
[13:05] Edit
    It's a pretty dark history...
[13:09] Niji
    And there's plenty I don't want to remember.
[13:11] Mom
    I thought you'd say that,
[13:13] ---
    so I brought the magazine
    we made in Manga Club together.
[13:15] Both
    This woman...
[13:18] Mom
    Doesn't it take you back?
[13:23] (Flashback) Mom
    The girls on the cover should
    totally be lovey-dovey.
[13:27] (Flashback) Niji
    What are you talking about?
[13:28] (Flashback) ---
    Everyone wants to see two boys together!
[13:31] (Flashback) Edit
    Come on, then it won't
    be approachable to everyone.
[13:35] (Flashback) Edit
    I'll draw the cover.
[13:37] (Flashback) Edit
    My drawings have a charm
    that attracts one and all.
[13:41] Mom
    And this is the cover we got.
[13:45] Edit
    I'm so sorry!
[13:47] Niji
    Your manga's so funny, Mayu.
SIGN    She's like a celebrity
SIGN    Wow, she's so stylish!
[13:49] Niji
    The parts that you didn't mean
    to be funny are the best.
[13:52] Edit
    I'm so sorry I suck!
[13:54] ---
    Please just stop!
[13:55] Mom
    Wait, doesn't this look
    like Kaos-chan's manga?
[13:58] Niji
    You're right.
[13:59] Edit
    Hey, I'm definitely better.
[14:01] Niji
    She's definitely got more pride, though.
[14:04] Mom
    Well, Kaos-chan will be fine.
[14:06] Edit
    What do you mean?
[14:08] [SONG] Sign
    Rejected
[14:08] Mom
    Because she's surrounded by
    wonderful friends, just like we were back then.
[14:16] Edit
    I hope she continues to draw manga.
[14:20] Niji
    I guess we all ended up quitting.
[14:24] Mom
    Right?
[14:25] Edit
    It's not funny!
[14:28] Mom
    That's why I'm so worried about
    the dorms being torn down.
[14:31] Edit
    Wait, that's final?
[14:33] Mom
    It looks like it.
[14:35] Edit
    I heard that it was eventually
    going to happen, but...
[14:38] ---
    When is it?
[14:39] Mom
    Well...
[14:40] ---
    They're saying sometime from the
    beginning of the year to spring.
[14:44] Mom
    I wonder if those girls will
    be okay when they're separated
SIGN    Festival
[14:48] ---
    especially Kaos-chan...
[14:51] Mom
    I know.
[14:52] ---
    Since we're all here, why don't
    we go drink at my place?
[14:53] Edit
    Come to think of it, your
    place is in the dorms, right?
[14:58] ---
    I sort of want to see.
[14:59] Niji
    But I can't get drunk if my
    students are on the same premises,
[15:03] ---
    or rather, in the same building!
[15:07] Mom
    Who was it again
[15:09] Mom
    that said they couldn't get drunk
    in the building their students live in?
[15:12] Niji
    Well, it's too cozy in here.
[15:14] Edit
    Ririka-senpai, your waifu
    skills are too strong.
[15:17] Mom
    Yis.
[15:18] Niji
    I think that even if I don't get married,
[15:21] ---
    I could be happy with having you take
    care of me for the rest of my life, Ririka.
[15:24] Mom
    Huh?
[15:25] Niji
    Yay! Please! Promise!
[15:28] Mom
    Promise?!
[15:29] Edit
    You should take that back right now.
[15:31] ---
    No matter how much Ririka-senpai
    drinks, her memory is always intact.
[15:35] Mom
    By the way, Miharun, your makeup's a mess.
[15:39] Mom
    Go wash your face.
[15:42] Niji
    I feel so much better.
[15:44] Edit
    She looks like a baby without makeup!
[15:45] Mom
    Looks like we have a teenage runaway.
[15:47] Niji
    What the hell?
[15:48] ---
    I'm self-conscious about that so shut up!
[15:50] Mom
    What? I would love to have a baby face.
[15:53] Mom
    I thought you looked a little
    more mature once you got a job,
[15:56] Mom
    but I guess you were just trying really
    hard to look more like a teacher.
[16:00] Niji
    Shut up!
[16:00] ---
    Ririka, lend me some loungewear!
[16:02] Mom
    I already set some out.
[16:06] Niji
    A uniform?
[16:08] Niji
    Well, whatever.
[16:09] Edit
    She doesn't mind, apparently.
[16:10] Mom
    Well, she did drink quite a bit.
[16:13] Niji
    Let me read some manga.
[16:14] Mom
    That shelf is filled with manga the
    girls from this dorm have drawn.
[16:17] Niji
    Wow, that's amazing!
[16:19] Niji
    Let's see... who drew what?
[16:22] Niji
    A copy with Wing V-sensei's autograph in it!
[16:25] Mom
    It's super rare.
[16:28] Niji
    I wonder what her office looks like.
[16:31] Niji
    I would love to see her
    ink a page in person.
[16:33] ---
    I want her autograph!
[16:34] Edit
    You're being a nuisance.
[16:36] Mom
    Tsubasa-chan's really nice,
    so I think she'd be okay with it.
[16:42] Niji
    Really?
[16:43] ---
    Do you think she'd draw me an illustration
    of the Demon Lord x Black-kyun if I asked?!
[16:49] Edit
    Don't! You'll regret it in the morning!
[16:52] Tsubasa
    Matron.
[16:54] Mom
    Tsubasa-chan?
[16:56] Tsub
    Sorry, I ran out of screentones.
[16:59] Niji
    The god has descended!
    The god has descended!
[17:01] Niji
    Thank you!
[17:03] ---
    Holy crap, what do I do?!
[17:04] Niji
    Eek! She has screentone bits on her shoulder!
[17:06] Niji
    Is it for... Is it for Black-kyun's cape?!
[17:09] Edit
    Down, girl.
[17:11] Mom
    Tsubasa-chan,
[17:12] ---
    there should be some screentones in storage.
[17:14] Tsuba
    Who is that?
[17:14] ---
    A relative of yours?
[17:16] Mom
    If you can't tell,
    just forget you ever saw her.
[17:20] Niji
    Holy crap!
[17:22] ---
    What should I do, Mayu?! This is so much fun!
[17:24] Edit
    Please just calm down!
[17:26] Niji
    Someone's here again!
[17:27] Fuura
    Um...
[17:29] ---
    I wanted to ask...
[17:31] ---
    which sounded scarier... for my storyboard!
[17:36] Koyume
    Riri-chan!
[17:37] ---
    I cut my finger with a razor.
    Do you have any bandages?
[17:40] Koyume
    Huh? Fuura-senpai?
[17:42] Koyume
    Who's that?
[17:43] Fuura
    The matron will be right back!
[17:49] Edit
    I guess being a matron keeps you pretty busy.
[17:53] Mom
    Well, it's the weekend,
[17:55] ---
    so everyone's staying up pretty late.
[17:57] Edit
    Does Kaos-sensei come here, too?
[18:00] Mom
    Kaos-chan comes by once in a while,
    when her tummy gets cold and she can't sleep.
[18:04] Edit
    That has nothing to do with manga...
[18:06] Edit
    She's in such an ideal
    environment for ideas...
[18:10] ---
    What is she even learning?
[18:13] Edit
    She's probably watching some
    late-night anime right now,
[18:16] ---
    trying to escape reality.
[18:19] Niji
    Where are you going?
[18:21] Edit
    Since I'm here, I'm going to
    give Kaos-sensei a piece of my mind.
[18:24] Mom
    Oh, my.
[18:27] Koyume
    Kaos-chan, Kaos-chan!
[18:28] ---
    That anime you like is starting.
[18:32] Kaos
    This episode looked like it is going to be
[18:34] ---
    a god-tier episode, judging from the episode
    preview, so I was looking forward to it!
[18:36] Kaos
    B-But if I watch and enjoy anime
[18:41] ---
    while I'm drawing rejected manga
    storyboards one after another,
[18:43] Kaos
    I'll be cursed with rejected
    storyboards forever!
[18:46] Koyume
    Don't worry, it'll be okay.
[18:50] Kaos
    But I think this one was worse
    than the last one I did.
[18:54] ---
    Now I'm thinking too much
    and I just don't know.
[18:58] Koyume
    I think you're supposed to smile and
    enjoy some treats when that happens.
[19:05] Kaos
    A message from Amisawa-san?
SIGN    Thank you very much!
    I'll head there at that time.
[19:06] Edit
    I think artists who struggle with
    storyboards as much as you, Kaos-sensei,
[19:10] ---
    get ideas by watching as many
    great series as they can.
SIGN    I think artists who struggle with storyboards as much as you,
    Kaos-sensei, get ideas by watching as many great series
    as they can. The more you brood over it, the worse your
    ideas get, so make sure you relax at times.
[19:16] Edit
    The more you brood over it,
[19:17] ---
    the worse your ideas get,
[19:20] ---
    so make sure you relax at times.
[19:22] Kaos
    Such detailed advice!
[19:24] ---
    It's like she was right here watching me!
[19:25] Koyume
    Editors are absolutely amazing!
[19:31] Niji
    How'd it go? Did you give
    Kaos-sensei a piece of your mind?
[19:36] Mom
    You were actually nice to Kaos-chan for once.
[19:39] Edit
    That was the best I could do right now.
[19:42] Edit
    I don't want Kaos-sensei to stop drawing.
[19:48] Edit
    Every single time I reject her proposals,
[19:50] ---
    her eyes are literally filled with tears,
[19:52] Edit
    and she trembles so much,
    like she's going to die.
[19:54] Edit
    Even then, in a couple of days,
[19:56] ---
    she's all chipper and brings
    me her next storyboard.
[20:00] (Flashback) Kaos
    U-Um... could you look... I'm so embarrassed!
[20:05] Edit
    This is amazing!
[20:07] ---
    Do you even understand?!
[20:08] Mom
    Yup.
[20:09] ---
    You absolutely adore Kaos-chan.
[20:13] Edit
    She got the worst results
    possible on her survey,
[20:15] ---
    and didn't have a single
    fan to support her...
[20:17] Edit
    Could you even think about drawing
    your next project after that?!
[20:22] Edit
    Kaos-sensei is such a strong girl.
[20:25] Niji
    Yup, Moeta-san deserves praise.
[20:28] Mom
    Yup, you're right.
SIGN    Kaos-sensei
SIGN    Now
SIGN    New message received.
    Tap for more
[20:34] Edit
    Kaos-sensei...
SIGN    Amisawa-san, thank you very much for the message.
    And thank you for always reading my awful
    storyboards to the very end.
SIGN    I think artists who struggle with storyboards
    as much as you, Kaos-sensei, get ideas by
    watching as many great series as they can.
    The more you brood over it, the worse
    your ideas get, so make sure you relax at times.
[20:37] Kaos
    Amisawa-san,
[20:38] ---
    thank you very much for the message.
SIGN    Crêpes and
    High School Girls
SIGN    It's about to begin!
[20:40] Kaos
    And thank you for always reading my
    awful storyboards to the very end.
SIGN    
SIGN    So sweet
SIGN    it melts in your mouth~
SIGN    So rich
SIGN    Minch Minch
SIGN    Has big
    boobs!!
SIGN    Super pretty otaku teacher | Miharu-sensei
SIGN    Really pretty!! Really nice!!
[20:47] Kaos
    I'll bring a much better
    storyboard by next week.
SIGN    Amisawa-san, thank you very much for the message.
    And thank you for always reading my awful
    storyboards to the very end. I'll bring a
    much better storyboard by next week.
SIGN    I'll do my best!
[20:51] Kaos
    I'll do my best!
[20:56] Edit
    All right...
SIGN    Kaos-sensei
SIGN    Kaos-sensei
[21:02] Edit
    Kaos-sensei!
[21:02] Kaos
    Hello—
[21:04] Edit
    If you're going to raise the bar,
[21:05] ---
    you'd better make your manga
    interesting, or you'll be sorry!
[21:07] Kaos
    Y-Yes, ma'am?!
[21:09] Edit
    Goodnight!
[21:17] Edit
    Kaos-sensei is such a nice, earnest girl.
[21:23] Niji
    Why don't you just tell her that in person?
[23:01] Edit
    Kaos-sensei, how'd your tests go?
[23:04] Kaos
    I-I think I managed to avoid failing them.
[23:07] Kaos
    N-Now I-I'll be able to
    concentrate on my manga,
[23:11] ---
    s-so I'll do my best!
[23:14] Edit
    I look forward to it.
[23:15] Edit
    So, about your storyboard this time...
[23:18] Kaos
    Yes?
[23:19] Edit
    I think I'm rather harsh every time,
[23:22] Edit
    so I changed my methods slightly to
    make it look like I was grading a test.
SIGN    This makes no sense
[23:26] Kaos
    I failed!
[23:30] Koyume
    I'm so worried about my
    weight that I can't draw...
[23:33] Koyume
    And whenever that happens... you need meat!
[23:35] Koyume
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
[23:37] Kaos
    Next time, "Kaospiral."
SIGN    Kaospiral

9 - Kaospiral

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[00:01] Ruki
    Koyume-chan,
[00:02] ---
    congratulations on getting
    color pages for your manga!
[00:05] Koyume
    Thanks!
[00:08] Ruki
    That just means you're getting more popular!
[00:09] Kaos
    Can we see the magazine?
[00:13] [SONG] sign
    Super popular!
SIGN    Koyume in Love
[00:14] ruki
    You've gotten so good at drawing.
SIGN    Center color
[00:18] Koyume
    It's because you were all so
    affected from my manuscript!
[00:21] Ruki
    You've gotten much better drawing boys.
[00:24] Kaos
    You can even say there's a
    lot of love in the drawings.
[00:27] Ruki
    Definitely looks like Tsu-chan...
[00:29] Kaos
    Koyume-chan wears her heart on her sleeve.
[00:31] Tsu
    Isn't the guy's face a little feminine?
[00:33] Koyume
    You think so?
[00:34] Ruki
    Apparently, they're oblivious...
SIGN    Comic Girls
[02:11] Kaos
    I need to work hard like Koyume-chan.
[02:15] Kaos
    I really want to draw a storyboard
    that won't get rejected this time!
[02:24] Kaos
    Storyboard...
[02:26] ---
    Storyboard...
[02:28] Kaos
    Storyboard,
[02:29] ---
    storyboard, storyboard,
    storyboard, storyboard!
[02:33] Kaos
    I can't draw a storyboard!
[02:38] Kaos
    Koyume-chan, have you made
    progress on your next storyboard?
[02:41] Koyume
    Not really!
[02:43] ---
    I was actually thinking of
    going out for a change of pace.
[02:47] Kaos
    You haven't finished your storyboard,
    but you're going to go out?
[02:50] Kaos
    Is that the difference
    between me and Koyume-chan?
[02:54] Kaos
    At times like this,
[02:55] ---
    going outside will produce good manga...
[02:58] Kaos
    That's the method?!
[02:59] Koyume
    Oh, hey,
[03:00] ---
    want to come with me, Kaos-chan?
[03:01] Kaos
    Please!
[03:02] ---
    Teach me the way of the Koyumethod!
[03:06] Koyume
    Koyumethod?
[03:07] Kaos
    Um...
[03:08] ---
    What do you usually do when you go out?
[03:12] Koyume
    I meet up with friends and we chat,
[03:15] ---
    eat yummy things, or go look at cute clothes!
[03:21] Kaos
    Ah, so the Koyumethod is only for
    normal, sparkly high school girls...
[03:27] Kaos
    Then, I can't!
[03:29] ---
    Which means... I can't
    draw storyboards, either?!
[03:31] Kaos
    It's no use!
[03:33] ---
    It's a Kaospiral!
[03:35] Koyume
    Kaospiral?
[03:41] Kaos
    You were planning to go out, too?
[03:44] Tsub
    Yup.
[03:45] (Flashback) Edit
    The Dark Hero's battle has
    come to an end for now,
[03:49] (Flashback) ---
    so I think it'd be a great time
[03:50] (Flashback) ---
    to do a peaceful slice of life episode
    through the eyes of the heroine.
[03:54] Tsub
    Is what my editor said...
[03:57] ---
    But I haven't been able
    to think of anything fun.
[04:00] Koyume
    Well, leave coming up with fun stuff to me!
[04:02] Tsub
    Yeah.
[04:03] ---
    I'm glad you came with me, Koyume.
[04:06] Koyume
    I'll do my best!
[04:07] Kaos
    I need to look for ideas, too!
[04:14] Koyume
    Since the heroine had been
    captured for a long time,
[04:18] ---
    she's exhausted from all the fighting.
[04:20] Koyume
    So the first thing on her mind is...
[04:21] Koyume
    Sweets!
[04:22] Tsub
    Meat!
[04:25] Tusb
    I messed up...
[04:26] Koyume
    It's fine!
[04:28] ---
    It's your manga, Tsubasa-san.
[04:31] Kaos
    This parfait is so cute...
[04:33] ---
    I'm not worthy to partake
    in something this cute!
[04:36] Koyume
    You can't eat it?
[04:38] ---
    Want some help?
[04:39] Ruki
    Are you okay?
[04:40] ---
    Don't push yourself too much.
[04:42] ---
    You get stomachaches so easily, Kaos-chan.
[04:45] Koyume
    The heroine is a really pretty princess,
[04:48] ---
    but her fighting stats are really high,
    so meat might be a good idea.
[04:51] Girl
    Here are your pancakes.
[04:53] Koyume
    This looks so yummy!
[05:00] Koyume
    Tsubasa-san?
[05:02] Tsub
    I think liking sweet things is cuter.
[05:04] Koyume
    No, no!
[05:05] ---
    I think liking heartier things is great, too!
[05:08] Tsub
    Speaking so seriously when you've
    got whipped cream on your face...
[05:12] Tsub
    That's really cute.
SIGN    Thank You Sale!!
[05:17] Koyume
    I'm sure once the princess
    goes out into the city,
[05:19] ---
    she'll want some clothes, too.
[05:24] Koyume
    This is so cute!
[05:25] ---
    I love the ribbon!
[05:26] Koyume
    Don't you think so?
[05:28] Tsub
    All right.
[05:29] ---
    Let's have the heroine wear that.
[05:31] Koyume
    Tsubasa-san, are you actually
    thinking this through?
[05:33] Tsub
    I am.
[05:34] ---
    The heroine in my mind is you, Koyume,
[05:37] ---
    so if you think it's cute...
[05:38] Koyume
    Please don't put that much trust in me!
[05:41] Koyume
    I'm just a normal person!
[05:43] Koyume
    Jeez, Tsubasa-san...
[05:45] ---
    You're a girl, too, aren't you, Tsubasa-chan?
[05:47] Tsub
    Well, yeah, but...
[05:49] Koyume
    Aren't there any clothes
    that you want to wear?
[05:51] Tsub
    Not really.
[05:53] ---
    As long as they're easy
    to draw, clothes are...
[05:55] Koyume
    Ey, ey, ey!
[05:56] ---
    You're lying!
[05:57] Koyume
    Then you wouldn't mind them being naked?!
[05:59] Tsub
    I-I don't want that!
[06:01] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[06:03] Both
    Their roles have been reversed!
[06:05] Koyume
    Take a proper look in the mirror!
[06:08] Koyume
    There must be clothes you want to try on.
    You have such a nice figure!
[06:12] Tsub
    Er, um...
[06:14] Tsub
    If I had to choose...
[06:15] ---
    I'd probably choose pants over a skirt...
[06:18] Koyume
    Pants, eh?
[06:21] Tsub
    Koyume!
[06:24] Koyume
    I figured out your size.
[06:25] ---
    You should choose whichever
    one of these you like.
[06:29] Tsub
    Okay...
[06:30] Tsub
    I choose this one.
[06:32] Koyume
    Okay!
[06:33] ---
    Next, we need to pick out a top for you.
[06:37] Koyume
    Well?
[06:38] ---
    Isn't it exciting wearing clothes
    you picked out for yourself?
[06:42] Tsub
    Yeah... It is.
[06:44] Koyume
    What else?
[06:45] ---
    Pick anything!
[06:46] Koyume
    Tell me what you think is cute.
[06:49] Koyume
    Knickknacks or anything!
[06:51] Tsub
    Um... I'll go look.
[06:54] Kaos
    What a beautiful sight!
[06:57] Kaos
    How much do I have to pay to keep watching?
[07:01] Ruki
    What are you talking about, Kaos-chan?
[07:06] Tsub
    This...
[07:08] Tsub
    It's a chick.
[07:10] Koyume
    I'm going to die from the cuteness!
[07:12] Tsub
    I'm sorry!
[07:13] ---
    Did I make a mistake again?
[07:17] Ruki
    Koyume-chan's amazing!
[07:19] ---
    Tsu-chan's acting like her old self.
[07:22] Kaos
    Huh?
[07:23] Ruki
    When I first met Tsu-chan,
[07:25] ---
    her taste in manga was boyish,
[07:27] ---
    but everything else about
    her was really girly.
[07:30] (Flashback) Tsub
    Hey, so when my hair gets longer,
[07:33] (Flashback) ---
    I'm going to braid it into two pigtails.
[07:34] (Flashback) Tsub
    Then I'll tie them with chick hair ties.
[07:36] (Flashback) Ruki
    Great idea!
[07:37] (Flashback) ---
    That'll look great on you!
[07:39] (Flashback) Ruki
    You're also cute like a
    little chick, Tsu-chan.
[07:42] (Flashback) Ruki
    Why are you so tiny?
[07:44] (Flashback) Tsub
    I'm normal.
[07:45] (Flashback) ---
    You're the one who's big, Rukki.
[07:47] Ruki
    But the more she got into drawing manga,
[07:51] ---
    the more stoic she became...
[07:54] Ruki
    She said she could concentrate on
    her manga more if she cut her hair,
[07:57] ---
    so she chopped it all off.
[07:59] Ruki
    Then everything girly got eliminated from
    Tsu-chan's life, one after another.
[08:06] Kaos
    That definitely sounds
    like Tsubasa-san, yes...
[08:08] Ruki
    But...
[08:09] Ruki
    It doesn't look like Koyume-chan's
    being bothersome.
[08:12] Kaos
    Yes!
[08:13] ---
    I expect nothing less from the Koyumethod!
[08:15] Ruki
    Koyumethod?
[08:17] Ruki
    Tsu-chan went right to
    work on her storyboard.
[08:20] Koyume
    Thank goodness!
[08:21] Ruki
    It's just...
[08:23] Koyume
    She keeps changing clothes
    depending on the character,
[08:25] ---
    which seems to be
    taking up a lot of time.
[08:27] Kaos
    Isn't that okay as long
    as she can empathize?
[08:31] Tsub
    My editor praised my storyboard a lot.
[08:34] Koyume
    I was still all excited from earlier
    that my inking went really well.
[08:38] Koyume
    I was told the surveys
    were really positive, too.
[08:41] Tsub
    That's great.
[08:42] Koyume
    It's all thanks to you, Tsubasa-san.
[08:44] Ruki
    Looks like their synergy
    is really paying off.
[08:48] Kaos
    Yes.
[08:48] Ruki
    They're like the ideal senpai and kohai.
[08:52] Ruki
    I'm so sorry, Kaos-chan!
[08:54] ---
    I haven't been able to do anything for you!
[08:55] Kaos
    I'm so sorry that I'm not worth mentoring!
[09:04] Ruki
    Hey, Koyume-chan, I hate to bring this up...
[09:07] Ruki
    But have you gotten rounder?
[09:08] Koyume
    You think so?
[09:10] Kaos
    Um...
[09:13] Koyume
    It can't be...
[09:15] Koyume
    You're right!
[09:16] ---
    I've never seen that number before!
[09:18] Koyume
    Why?
[09:19] ---
    Is it because I got too giddy about my manga
    getting serialized and overate like crazy?
[09:22] Koyume
    Because I had dessert every
    time I went out with friends?
[09:26] Koyume
    Too many reasons are coming to mind!
[09:28] Kaos
    Are you okay, Koyume-chan?
[09:31] Tsub
    Koyume, let's eat some cream puffs together.
[09:34] Ruki
    Tsu-chan!
[09:37] Koyume
    If I eat that... will I become a piggy?
[09:40] Kaos
    In my opinion,
[09:42] ---
    I don't think you'd be any less
    cute if you gained a bit more.
[09:47] Ruki
    But if she doesn't lose a bit in her tummy,
[09:50] ---
    it won't be good for my sketching...
[09:52] Mom
    It becomes really hard to lose
    weight once you become an adult.
[09:56] Koyume
    Please stop squeezing and grabbing at me...
[10:00] Koyume
    I can't draw because I'm
    too worried about my weight...
[10:04] Koyume
    I know!
[10:05] ---
    I'll wear some cute clothes
    to make myself feel better!
[10:08] Koyume
    I'll wear this one!
[10:12] Koyume
    Huh? What?
SIGN    Episode 9 "Kaospiral"
SIGN    Urgh... Must resist...
SIGN    Today's Snack Pudding It's in the fridge~
[10:18] Koyume
    I'll lose weight...
[10:19] Kaos
    Koyume-chan!
[10:25] Koyume
    How do you lose weight, Ruki-sensei?
[10:29] Ruki
    You should definitely make the most
    out of the time you spend in the bath.
[10:33] Ruki
    If you massage when your
    blood flow is better,
[10:37] Ruki
    you'll get thinner and
    you'll feel less fatigued.
[10:40] Ruki
    There's also massages to
    make your boobs big—
[10:42] Koyume
    What about around here?
[10:45] Ruki
    Koyume-chan!
[10:46] Ruki
    Now that you've touched me,
    you can't complain if I touch you back!
[10:49] Ruki
    You're not getting away!
[10:52] Ruki
    They're too big!
[10:53] ---
    What the heck is this?!
[10:54] ---
    Being able to actually feel these
    will definitely help with my manga!
[10:57] Koyume
    No!
[10:59] Koyume
    No!
[11:00] Kaos
    This is too stimulating for me!
[11:03] ---
    Just the sounds... Just the sounds...
[11:06] Mom
    Oh?
[11:07] ---
    Did you catch a cold?
[11:10] Tsub
    I think you'll just have to work out.
[11:13] Koyume
    But doesn't lifting weights
    make your arms and legs bulky?
[11:16] Koyume
    What should I do to look
    just right like you do, Tsubasa-san?
[11:20] Tsub
    Actually...
[11:21] Tsub
    It's been bugging me that I haven't
    been able to gain much muscle.
[11:24] Tsub
    I'm trying to get bigger,
    but my arms just keep getting thinner.
[11:27] Koyume
    You've got such a girlish figure!
[11:29] Koyume
    Can I tag along on your
    early morning run tomorrow?
[11:32] Tsub
    Sure.
[11:36] Tsub
    Koyume, wake up.
[11:40] Koyume
    You're amazing...
[11:42] Koyume
    You wake up this early,
[11:43] ---
    go running, go to school,
[11:46] ---
    and have a serialized manga.
[11:48] Tsub
    I think I'm just used to it.
[11:50] Tsub
    When you think you have to do it,
[11:51] ---
    your lifestyle changes.
[11:55] Koyume
    Okay, I can do this!
[11:57] Tsub
    If you go too hard at first...
[11:59] Ruki
    So I guess Koyume-chan went
    on the early morning run, too.
[12:02] Kaos
    Yes.
[12:03] ---
    I wonder if she'll be okay.
[12:06] Ruki
    Tsu-chan's pretty intense when
    it comes to working out.
[12:08] Tsub
    We're back.
[12:10] Ruki
    Oh, they're back.
[12:13] Kaos
    Koyume-chan?!
[12:16] Tsub
    That was a great training session.
SIGN    No snacks
SIGN    Lose that weight!
[12:19] Koyume
    I'm not eating any more sweets!
[12:21] Koyume
    My weight's almost back to normal,
[12:24] ---
    so I need to concentrate on my manuscript!
[12:26] Kaos
    Right!
[12:27] ---
    I'll do my best and hold off, too.
[12:29] Koyume
    Thanks, Kaos-chan!
SIGN    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[12:36] Kaos
    Koyume-chan! You got that wrong!
[12:38] Kaos
    A hat! He's supposed to be wearing a hat!
[12:40] Koyume
    O-Oh, no!
[12:41] Koyume
    Whoopsie...
SIGN    Lose that weight!
SIGN    No snacks
[12:43] ---
    I have to keep going diligently...
[12:46] Koyume
    Diligently...
[12:47] Koyume
    Diligently...
[12:49] Koyume
    Deliciously!
[12:50] Kaos
    Deliciously?
[12:51] Kaos
    Koyume-chan?
[12:52] Koyu
    Nom!
SIGN    The Sanctuary of Manga Bunhousha
[12:52] Sign
    Manga Time
[12:57] Koyume
    Um...
[12:59] Edit
    Your drawings seem a bit lifeless.
[13:02] Edit
    And the story's not progressing.
[13:04] Edit
    This doesn't seem like
    something you usually draw.
[13:08] Koyume
    Oh...
[13:17] Koyume
    Tsubasa-san!
[13:25] Tsub
    Yeah...
[13:26] ---
    Your drawings are usually much livelier.
[13:30] Tsub
    I think if you push yourself too
    hard it comes out in your drawings.
[13:33] Koyume
    Right...
[13:36] Koyume
    I want to lose weight, wear cute clothes,
[13:39] ---
    and I want Tsubasa-san to think I'm cute.
[13:42] Koyume
    But...
[13:44] Koyume
    Right now, I need to prioritize my manga.
[13:48] Koyume
    If I don't, I'm going to regret
    it for the rest of my life!
SIGN    Taste the freshness.
[13:50] Koyume
    I'm going to be myself...
[13:53] ---
    for the sake of my manga!
[13:55] Koyume
    I'm going to have this
    "Very Berry Collection Sweets!"
[13:59] Koyume
    And then, after that,
[14:02] ---
    I'm going to redraw everything!
[14:07] Tsub
    I'll be by your side, then.
[14:09] Tsub
    Let's go running together again.
[14:13] Koyume
    Okay!
[14:28] Koyume
    I did it!
[14:30] Kaos
    Koyume-chan?
[14:31] Koyume
    Oh, sorry for waking you up, Kaos-chan.
[14:34] Kaos
    So you finished your manuscript?
[14:36] Koyume
    Yeah!
[14:36] ---
    I felt so much more energetic
    after eating some sweets!
[14:40] ---
    It's in the bag!
[14:41] Kaos
    Thank goodness.
[14:42] ---
    I'm glad you're feeling better.
[14:48] Kaos
    Yes.
[14:49] ---
    This is definitely more
    like you, Koyume-chan.
[14:51] Koyume
    Sweets are the best energy source.
[14:55] Koyume
    Om nom, nom, nom, nom, nom...
[15:04] Ruki
    So basically, Koyume-chan...
[15:05] ---
    concentrated so hard on her work that
    she also succeeded in losing weight?
[15:10] Kaos
    Yes.
[15:11] Kaos
    Apparently she went down to her former
    weight, despite eating sweets.
[15:15] Koyume
    Yoohoo!
SIGN    Koyume
[15:17] Kaos
    Wait, you brought your manuscript
    to school, Koyume-chan?
[15:21] Koyume
    Yeah.
[15:23] ---
    I thought I'd turn it in after school.
[15:26] Ruki
    It's fine that you brought it,
[15:27] ---
    but make sure you don't lose—
[15:30] Tsub
    My manuscript...
[15:32] ---
    is missing!
[15:33] All
    What?!
[15:35] Ruki
    It's not in our classroom?
[15:36] Tsub
    No.
[15:37] Kaos
    M-Maybe you left it back at the dorm.
[15:39] Tsub
    No...
[15:40] ---
    I've been drawing it ever since first period.
[15:43] Ruki
    Honestly...
[15:44] Tsub
    No, wait...
[15:45] ---
    I might've been drawing it in my
    dream around third or fourth period...
[15:48] Koyume
    It's always disappointing
    when you wake up from that.
[15:51] Ruki
    Come on, remember already!
[15:53] Tsub
    What should I do?
[15:54] Koyume
    Tsubasa-san...
[15:56] Koyume
    I lose stuff all the time,
[15:58] ---
    so I'm an expert at finding things!
[16:00] Tsub
    Thanks, Koyume.
[16:02] Ruki
    I'm not sure how reliable that sounds.
[16:04] Koyume
    You always have to retrace your steps!
[16:07] Tsub
    Good idea!
[16:08] Koyume
    Which class did you have to
    switch rooms for today?
[16:09] Tsub
    Um...
[16:10] ---
    We went to the science lab for third period.
[16:12] Koyume
    Then, we're going to retrace
    our steps to the science lab!
[16:15] Ruki
    I'm pretty sure we don't need
    to actually walk backwards.
SIGN    Science Room
[16:19] Ruki
    I don't see it...
[16:21] Kaos
    Yeah, I don't see it either...
[16:23] Koyume
    Then, let's go look in the lost and found.
[16:26] Tsub
    That's it!
SIGN    Lost and Found Corner
SIGN    Let's write our names
    on our belongings!
[16:26] Tsub
    It's not here!
[16:28] Koyume
    Hey, my hair tie, ribbon,
    mechanical pencil, and sock!
SIGN    Faculty Room
[16:32] Niji
    What?!
[16:33] Niji
    Your manuscript?
[16:36] Tsub
    Yes...
[16:36] ---
    We haven't been able to find it,
    no matter where we looked.
[16:39] Ruki
    If someone actually took it...
[16:41] Niji
    Oh, no...
[16:42] Niji
    Black-kyun's lost somewhere in the school...
[16:44] Niji
    I want to take care of him so badly!
[16:46] Tsub
    Uh, I'd need you to give him back.
[16:48] Niji
    I'll tell the other teachers
    that it's something I lost.
[16:52] Niji
    That way, even if someone finds it,
    they probably won't look inside.
[16:55] Tsub
    P-Please...
[16:57] Niji
    It's inefficient if we all
    look in the same spot.
[17:00] Niji
    Katsuki-san and Koizuka-san look
    from the first floor and up,
[17:03] Niji
    and Irokawa-san and Moeta-san start
    looking from the third floor.
[17:06] All
    Right!
[17:06] Niji
    Leave any locked areas to me.
[17:09] All
    You're so cool, Sensei!
[17:11] ---
    You're such an adult!
[17:12] ---
    You're so reliable!
[17:13] Niji
    If I find it,
[17:14] ---
    I'll be able to read it
    before any other reader!
[17:17] ---
    So good!
[17:18] Niji
    No, no...
[17:18] ---
    I mustn't.
[17:19] ---
    But I want to read it, so bad!
[17:26] Tsub
    It's not in here.
[17:28] Koyume
    Let's look again carefully.
[17:31] ---
    We might've missed something.
[17:33] Tsub
    I'm so sorry about this, Koyume.
[17:35] ---
    You must be tired since it's
    right after your deadline.
[17:37] Tsub
    I'm causing all of you so much trouble.
[17:40] Koyume
    No!
[17:41] ---
    It's no trouble at all!
[17:45] Koyume
    Okay, let's go!
[17:48] Tsub
    Yeah...
[17:49] ---
    We need to find it.
[17:51] Koyume
    Tsubasa-san always pours her heart
    and soul into her manuscript.
[17:55] Koyume
    She seems calm,
[17:57] ---
    but I'm sure she's really panicked right now,
[18:00] Koyume
    and really shocked.
[18:02] Koyume
    I'm going to find it...
[18:04] Koyume
    no matter what!
[18:09] Kaos
    I wonder where it is.
[18:11] Kaos
    Where should I look?
[18:13] Ruki
    Do you mind if I take a look over here?
[18:16] Lady
    Sure, anything for you, Irokawa-san.
[18:20] Kaos
    I'm so useless...
[18:23] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, come here.
[18:25] Kaos
    Yes?
[18:26] Ruki
    I think there's something in here.
[18:29] Kaos
    Okay?
[18:31] Ruki
    You're the only one who'd be
    able to search this space.
[18:34] Ruki
    Please!
[18:35] Kaos
    Thank you so much for forcing
    yourself to give me something to do.
[18:44] Kao
    Oh, there it is.
[18:47] Kaos
    I got it.
[18:48] Ruki
    Okay,
[18:49] ---
    do your best to pull it out.
[18:51] Kaos
    Right!
[18:55] Tsub
    I know you went through a lot
    of trouble to get this, Kaos...
[18:58] Tsub
    But I'm sorry, this isn't mine.
[19:01] Kaos
    Right...
[19:02] ---
    Of course it wouldn't
    actually be back there.
[19:04] Koyume
    I wonder who it belongs to, then.
[19:06] Ruki
    It seems pretty old.
[19:09] Ruki
    I think we can find out who it
    belonged to if we look inside.
[19:12] Koyume
    Want it open it, then?
[19:12] Niji
    Girls...
[19:18] Koyume
    Sensei!
[19:19] ---
    We found this old case!
[19:24] Tsub
    Huh?
[19:25] Koyume
    Isn't this...
[19:27] Ruki
    I don't think it's a professional's...
[19:29] Kaos
    But you can tell how hard they worked on it.
[19:32] Niji
    M-My manuscript for manga club...
[19:34] ---
    It was still here?
[19:36] Kaos
    Is something the matter, Sensei?
[19:38] Niji
    N-N-No, nothing at all.
[19:40] Niji
    Someone lost this, as well, right?
[19:44] Niji
    I-I-I'll go take another
    look in the faculty room,
[19:48] ---
    so you should all start over, too.
[19:51] All
    Right...
[19:56] Niji
    Why did they have to find this now?
[19:58] Niji
    This is not good for my heart...
[20:00] Ruki
    I can't believe we still can't find it.
[20:03] Ruki
    Let's start over again.
[20:05] Tsub
    It's okay.
[20:07] Tsub
    If we've looked this much and
    we still haven't found it,
[20:10] ---
    I don't think we'll find it.
[20:13] Tsub
    If my manuscript is leaked before publication
[20:14] ---
    or my identity is revealed,
[20:16] Tsub
    I'm just going to cause trouble to the
    editorial department and to school.
[20:22] Tsub
    And to you girls, too.
[20:25] Ruki
    Tsu-chan!
[20:26] Koyume
    It's too early to give up!
[20:28] Kaos
    Yes, I think so, too.
[20:31] Tsub
    Thanks, everyone. It's okay, though.
[20:34] Tsub
    It's my fault. This is all my fault.
[20:38] Tsub
    I'm prepared for the consequences.
[20:39] Koyume
    Tsubasa-chan...
[20:45] Ruki
    Don't hold back.
[20:47] ---
    You know we'll help you in any way we can.
[20:53] Kaos
    Yup!
[21:02] Tsub
    Seriously...
[21:05] Tsub
    Thank you.
[21:07] Girl
    Oh, hey!
[21:12] Girl
    This was in the science lab,
[21:15] ---
    but when I went to deliver
    it to you, you weren't there.
[21:17] Tsub
    This is my manuscript case!
[21:20] Koyume
    Yay!
[21:25] Tsub
    Thank you so much! Thank you so much!
[21:28] Girl
    You don't have to be so formal.
[21:30] ---
    We're friends, after all.
[21:31] Tsub
    Huh?
[21:32] Koyume
    Do you know her?
[21:33] Kaos
    No...
[21:34] Ruki
    I'm sorry... Who are you?
[21:36] Girl
    Oh, right.
[21:39] ---
    I guess you can't tell.
[21:46] Fuura
    It's me.
[21:48] Ruki
    Fuura-senpai!
[21:51] Fuura
    Thank you for always reacting that way.
[21:54] Fuura
    I'll gladly take it!
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[23:30] Ruki
    I'll gladly accept anything
    from you, Kaos-chan.
SIGN    Hup Hup Hup Hup
[23:32] Kaos
    Hup, hup, hup, hup...
[23:34] Kaos
    A mountain of rejected storyboards!
SIGN    A mountain of rejected storyboards
[23:35] Kaos
    Next time,
[23:36] Kaos
    "It's Not Fair That Michiru Gets All The Love."
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    It's Not Fair That Michiru Gets All The Love
SIGN    Look forward to it!

10 - It's Not Fair That Michiru Gets All The Love

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[00:14] Mom
    Kaos-chan, Koyume-chan.
[00:16] Both
    Yes?
[00:19] Mom
    Could you help me with some decorating?
[00:22] Koyume
    A Christmas tree!
[00:26] Koyume
    I'd love to have a Christmas
    party with everyone on the 24th!
[00:30] Kaos
    A-A party!
[00:31] ---
    I can't wait!
[00:33] Koyume
    I wanna put the star on top!
[00:35] Mom
    Kaos-chan, that's too much snow.
[00:40] Ruki
    I hate Christmas.
SIGN    Comic Girls
[02:24] Tsub
    What day is it again today?
[02:26] Koyume
    It's the 22nd.
[02:28] Tsub
    Oh, right...
[02:29] Koyume
    I guess if you have year-end work there
    really isn't time to think about Christmas.
[02:33] Tsub
    Well, Christmas is...
[02:35] Tsub
    By the way, have you seen Rukki?
[02:37] Koyume
    Actually...
[02:43] Koyume
    She keeps pacing back and
    forth in front of the dorm,
[02:47] ---
    and we weren't sure if we
    should call out to her...
[02:49] Tsub
    Ah...
[02:50] Tsub
    Hey, pretty lady.
[02:52] Ruki
    Yes?!
[02:54] Tsub
    Get to work, Rukki.
[02:56] Ruki
    Tsu-chan!
[02:58] Ruki
    Just because you keep pacing back
    and forth in front of the dorm
[03:00] ---
    doesn't mean a prince who'll want to
    spend Christmas with you will appear.
[03:04] Kaos
    Is that what you were doing, Ruki-san?
[03:06] Ruki
    Don't look at me!
[03:07] Ruki
    I-It's not like I want a boyfriend...
[03:10] Ruki
    It's just that around this time of year,
[03:11] ---
    it's on my mind a lot...
[03:13] Ruki
    You know, research for my work...
[03:15] Tsub
    This is a graph indicating
    Rukki's admiration for couples
SIGN    Christmas
SIGN    Admiration Motivation
SIGN    2018 Ruki Research
SIGN    Valentine's
[03:18] ---
    and her motivation for work.
[03:20] Koyume
    So easy to understand!
[03:21] Kaos
    It's an inverse proportion!
[03:22] Ruki
    Come on, stop it!
[03:23] Ruki
    I promise I'll work!
SIGN    Year-end work!!
SIGN    Year-end work!!
SIGN    Year-end work!!
[03:25] Ruki
    It'll be fine!
SIGN    Scrape
SIGN    Scrape
SIGN    Scrape
SIGN    Michiru.
SIGN    Go out with me.
SIGN    Takashi!
SIGN    You want...
SIGN    me?
SIGN    I love you,
SIGN    You want ...
SIGN    me?
SIGN    Michiru.
[03:41] Ruki
    It's not fair that Michiru gets all the love!
[03:44] Kaos
    Ruki-san...
[03:47] Koyume
    I understand how you feel, Ruki-chan.
[03:50] Koyume
    Christmas is a huge deal in romance manga.
[03:53] ---
    They even have special chapters for it.
[03:55] Koyume
    Christmas dates are so great!
[03:58] Ruki
    Koyume-chan!
[04:01] Ruki
    You liar!
[04:02] Ruki
    You get enough love just from being
    in the same room as Tsu-chan!
[04:06] Kaos
    Speaking of love,
[04:07] ---
    Ruki-san, you get a lot of fan letters.
[04:10] Ruki
    That's right!
[04:10] ---
    I'll get my love from my fan letters!
[04:15] Girl
    Hello, Himeko-sensei!
[04:16] Girl
    I love you and your manga very much!
[04:20] Girl
    I love you!
[04:21] Girl
    What wonderful plans do you have
    for Christmas, Himeko-sensei?
[04:25] Girl
    I'm sure you have something very
    romantic planned, just like in your manga!
[04:30] Ruki
    I want to go to a world where
    love and romance don't exist!
[04:33] Tsub
    Man, it's pretty severe this year.
[04:34] Kaos
    This year?
[04:35] ---
    She's like this every year?
[04:37] Ruki
    I don't feel like working on my manuscript...
[04:40] Kaos
    Then...
[04:41] Kaos
    Why don't you help Tsubasa-san
    out with her manuscript?
[04:44] Kaos
    It might be a nice change of pace.
[04:52] Tsub
    Sure...
SIGN    Hey!
SIGN    You okay?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Shut up! I just happened to be in the area!!
SIGN    Hero!? Why are you here...
[05:06] Tsub
    I was told I have to draw chapters
    like this once in a while.
SIGN    —The Next Day
SIGN    Head home
[05:15] Ruki
    Fuura-senpai...
[05:17] Fuura
    Yes,
[05:18] ---
    you give out so much love
    through your manga, Ruki-chan.
[05:23] Fuura
    I don't think you can get
    around wearing yourself down.
[05:27] Ruki
    Fuura-senpai!
[05:28] Ruki
    You understand me the most
    when it comes to manga!
[05:31] Ruki
    I look up to you so much,
    even though your room is creepy!
[05:38] Fuura
    With teens' love and horror manga
[05:40] ---
    you really have to dig deep
    for people to enjoy them
[05:43] ---
    so it almost feels like
    you're providing a service.
[05:45] Fuura
    It's fun, but it gets lonely at times.
[05:47] Ruki
    I completely understand!
[05:49] Fuura
    Unlike shojo manga,
[05:51] ---
    you might feel even more alone when people
    find out who you are and look at you weird.
[05:55] Ruki
    Right? Right?
[05:56] Fuura
    You let the hatred flow through your pen,
[05:59] ---
    spread it throughout the world,
[06:01] Fuura
    and end up wanting to curse all
    those happy people out there!
[06:05] Ruki
    Sorry, you lost me there.
[06:08] Fuura
    Oh?
[06:11] Ruki
    I feel lonely, but I guess I should work.
[06:14] Ruki
    It's almost the 24th and I don't
    have much time until my deadline.
[06:22] Ruki
    Everyone already went to bed?
[06:24] Ruki
    Even Tsu-chan?
[06:27] Tsub
    Happy birthday, Rukki.
[06:27] Kaos
    Happy birthday, Ruki-san!
[06:27] Koyume
    Happy birthday, Ruki-chan!
[06:30] Ruki
    Huh?
SIGN    Ruki
[06:31] Ruki
    Today's the 24th?
[06:33] Ruki
    Oh, it is!
[06:35] Tsub
    I can't believe you dread
    Christmas so much
[06:37] Tsub
    that you forgot your own birthday.
[06:38] Kaos
    How lovely that you were
    born on Christmas Eve!
[06:41] Kaos
    Congratulations, Ruki-san!
[06:43] ---
    You're sixteen...?
[06:44] Three
    Sixteen?!
[06:46] Koyume
    I-Irokawa Ruki-chan's sixteen?!
[06:48] Kaos
    She was fifteen just yesterday...
[06:49] Tsub
    Isn't she about 24?
[06:51] Ruki
    Knock it off!
[06:53] Ruki
    How long have you been preparing this?
[06:55] ---
    Actually, did I ever tell
    you guys my birthday?
[06:57] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san told us when it was
[06:58] ---
    and we baked it together with the matron.
[07:01] Ruki
    What, really?
[07:02] Koyume
    You were completely oblivious
[07:05] ---
    so it was almost pointless
    to do the surprise.
[07:07] Ruki
    Thank you guys so much.
[07:12] Koyume
    Here's your present.
[07:14] Koyume
    It's a bigger plushie of
    the character you like.
[07:17] Tsub
    You're always really tired, so
    I got you a massage cushion.
[07:20] Ruki
    You were all thinking about me!
[07:24] ---
    I'm so loved!
[07:26] Kaos
    I've made a mistake. I've made a mistake.
    I've made a mistake...
[07:28] Kaos
    I've made a mistake! I've made a mistake!
    I've made a mistake!
[07:29] Ruki
    What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?!
[07:31] Kaos
    Of course, of course!
[07:33] Kaos
    Presents should be something
    that the recipient likes.
[07:35] Kaos
    When I chose it, I knew this was the one,
[07:38] ---
    but now I feel nothing but regret!
[07:40] Kaos
    This is why I'm such a failure!
[07:43] Ruki
    Kaos-chan!
[07:44] Ruki
    Anything you got me would make me happy.
[07:47] Kaos
    You can throw it away...
[07:49] Ruki
    I'll definitely use it!
[07:51] Kaos
    Really?
[07:52] Ruki
    I promise!
[07:56] Kaos
    This is the "Ameowzing Koi Fish Thief"
[07:57] Kaos
    Christmas concert outfit of
    Himenokawa Ruka otherwise known as
[08:00] Kaos
    the elegantly beautiful princess
    Ruka-nyan from Pretty Project.
[08:04] Ruki
    Huh? I'm sorry, what?
[08:05] Kaos
    This is the "Ameowzing Koi Fish Thief"
[08:07] Kaos
    Christmas concert outfit of
    Himenokawa Ruka otherwise known as
[08:09] Kaos
    the elegantly beautiful princess
    Ruka-nyan from Pretty Project.
[08:13] Ruki
    Huh? I'm sorry, what?
[08:14] Kaos
    This is the "Ameowzing Koi Fish Thief"
[08:16] Koyume
    Kaos-chan...
[08:16] Kaos
    Christmas concert outfit of
    Himenokawa Ruka otherwise known as
[08:18] Tsub
    Apparently she has no
    trouble saying all of that.
[08:18] Kaos
    the elegantly beautiful princess
    Ruka-nyan from Pretty Project.
[08:24] Ruki
    I-Isn't this a bit tight?
[08:26] Kaos
    Christmas is the best!
[08:28] Koyume
    You look so cute, Ruki-chan!
[08:30] Tsub
    Yeah, you look good.
[08:32] Ruki
    Oh, come on.
[08:33] ---
    Praise me more! More! More!
[08:36] Tsub
    She's starving for love.
[08:37] Ruki
    Maybe I'll just get to
    work dressed like this.
[08:40] Tsub
    She's finally motivated again.
[08:42] Kaos
    It's because you're so fascinated by relationships
[08:45] ---
    that you can draw such
    passionate manga, right?
[08:48] Kaos
    People would line up to ask you out
    if you tried to make an effort.
[08:50] ---
    You must be holding back on purpose.
[08:52] Kaos
    You're so awesome, Ruki-san!
[08:53] Ruki
    Kaos-chan!
[08:55] ---
    I never knew you looked at me that way...
[08:57] Ruki
    Yes! I'm forever alone because I choose to be!
[08:59] Kaos
    Hear, hear! You're wonderful, Ruki-san!
[09:02] Ruki
    Yes! Praise me more!
[09:03] Kaos
    The master of being alone, Ruki-san!
[09:13] Koyume
    I guess we won't be seeing
    each other for a while.
[09:15] Kaos
    I'll message you lots!
[09:17] Ruki
    Are you taking the Shinkansen, Kaos-chan?
[09:19] Ruki
    Let's go to the station together.
[09:21] Kaos
    Oh, okay!
[09:22] Tsub
    Did you let your family know
    when you'd be arriving?
[09:24] Kaos
    I totally forgot to contact my mom!
[09:27] Kaos
    I have to have her pick me up.
[09:32] Kaos Mom
    Hello, this is the Moeta residence.
[09:34] Kaos
    Oh, Mom. I'm coming home today—
[09:35] Kaos Mom
    Aloha!
[09:37] ---
    We happened to win a trip to
    Hawaii for two in the lottery,
[09:40] Kaos Mom
    so I'm out vacationing with my husband.
[09:42] Kaos Mom
    If you need to reach me,
    please call my cellphone.
[09:50] Mom
    There was some miscommunication about her
    arrival and now Kaos-chan can't go home?
[09:53] Mom
    Oh, dear...
[09:55] Kaos
    Don't mind me...
[09:56] Kaos
    It's befitting of someone as careless as
    me to live my life slurping up dirt...
[10:01] Matron
    Please don't eat dirt.
[10:02] Koyume
    I know, Kaos-chan. You
    should come to my place.
[10:05] Ruki
    But you're going on a family trip,
    too, aren't you, Koyume-chan?
[10:07] Koyume
    Oh...
[10:08] Ruki
    You can come to my place.
[10:09] Kaos
    Huh?
[10:09] Tsub
    But you don't have a guest room,
[10:12] ---
    and you have a noisy little sister
    who's going through puberty.
[10:16] Tsub
    No, no, no! I can't take you to my place!
[10:19] Ruki
    But I feel bad for Kaos-chan...
[10:22] Tsub
    Yeah, but I really can't!
[10:24] ---
    Seriously!
[10:24] Kaos
    It's fine.
[10:25] Kaos
    This is my own fault and I
    don't want to get in the middle...
[10:29] ---
    of everyone's family time.
[10:30] Kaos
    I'll be fine.
[10:32] ---
    They'll keep me company.
[10:33] Girl
    Bye, everyone!
[10:35] Girl
    Have a safe trip!
[10:38] Tsub
    Oh, fine!
[10:42] Kaos
    A-Are you sure it's okay for me to tag along?
[10:45] Tsub
    One second.
[10:49] Kaos
    A-Are you mad, Tsubasa-san?
[10:54] Kaos
    Huh?!
[10:55] Kaos
    Wait, who... Tsubasa-san?!
[10:58] Kaos
    Are you trying to keep warm?
[11:00] Tsub
    Kaos, you can come over,
[11:02] ---
    but don't be surprised at
    everything you're about to see.
[11:05] Tsub
    Remain calm, and don't tell
    Koyume about any of this.
[11:08] Tsub
    Got it?
[11:08] Kaos
    Yes!
[11:26] Maids
    Welcome home, milady.
[11:28] Kaos
    A-A-A-A-A-A mansion?!
[11:31] ---
    Y-You're from a rich family?!
[11:34] Tsub
    Kaos.
[11:34] Dad
    Tsubasa!
[11:35] Mom
    Tsubasa-chan has returned home!
[11:38] Mom
    Welcome back, our little angel!
[11:40] Bro
    My angel!
[11:43] Dad
    It's been a year!
[11:44] ---
    You've grown even more pretty, Angel-chan!
[11:46] Mom
    So pristine.
[11:46] Tsub
    F-Father, Mother, Onii-sama...
[11:49] ---
    I've brought a friend with me,
[11:51] ---
    so please tone it down.
[11:53] Guys
    A friend from school?!
[11:55] Dad
    I apologize for our display earlier.
[11:57] Mom
    Please help yourself, Kaoruko-san.
[11:59] Dad
    I had the best white truffles shipped
    over from France just for you, Tsubasa.
[12:04] Mom
    What's the matter?
[12:05] ---
    It's as though you've
    never used a knife before.
[12:08] Tsub
    It's been a while...
[12:09] ---
    since I traveled so far.
[12:11] Mom
    I see. Well, take your time.
[12:13] Mom
    Is everything all right, Kaoruko-san?
[12:15] Tsub
    Kaosko!
[12:17] Mom
    Please relax and make yourself at home.
[12:20] Dad
    I know, Tsubasa.
[12:21] ---
    Why don't you play the piano for us.
[12:22] Dad
    Let's have Kaoruko-san hear your performance.
[12:24] Kaos
    P-Piano?
[12:30] Mom
    What's the matter?
[12:32] ---
    It's as though you've never
    played the piano before.
[12:34] Tsub
    It's been a while...
[12:35] ---
    since I used our piano,
    so it feels a little off.
[12:37] Mom
    I see.
[12:38] ---
    Well, take your time.
[12:40] Dad
    So are you taking any lessons, Kaoruko-san?
[12:43] Kaos
    I-I-I-I dabble in dancing!
[12:47] Both
    My, how passionate.
[12:47] Kaos
    Hup, hup, hup, hup...
[12:49] Tsub
    Kaos... You're not acting ladylike...
[12:52] Dad
    It seems a bit different
    from contemporary dance,
[12:55] ---
    but who's your teacher?
[12:57] Kaos
    T-Teacher?
[12:59] ---
    Well, that'd be Cutey Idol Moko-nyan and...
[13:01] Tsub
    Out!
[13:03] Ruki
    It's been too long, Uncle, Auntie!
[13:06] Tsub
    Rukki!
[13:06] [SONG] Sign
    We're saved!!
[13:08] Mom
    Oh, it's been too long, Ruki-chan.
[13:08] [SONG] Sign
    I figured something like this might happen!
[13:10] Dad
    It looks like Tsubasa's grades
    have been slipping slightly
[13:13] ---
    but has she been studying
     properly at the dorm?
[13:15] Ruki
    Ah, well, you see...
[13:17] Ruki
    In order to train the students
    to be more diligent,
[13:20] ---
    our school's method of
    testing is a bit complicated
[13:22] ---
    and it's rather difficult to get good marks.
[13:24] Ruki
    They test not only our memory but
    our logical thinking, as well.
[13:27] Ruki
    But that doesn't mean Tsu-cha—
[13:29] ---
    Tsubasa-san's abilities
    are lacking in the least.
[13:32] Ruki
    I'll continue to do my best to support her,
[13:35] ---
    so please, do not worry.
[13:36] Mom
    I feel much better now, Ruki-chan.
[13:39] Kaos
    Ruki-san seems like some super tutor.
[13:42] Mom
    I was so worried about our
    little girl going off to a dorm
[13:45] Mom
    but it looks like there's no need to be.
[13:47] Mom
    Don't you have any photographs?
[13:49] ---
    I would love to see your
    life back at your dorm.
[13:52] Ruki
    It's fine.
[13:55] Ruki
    I figured she'd probably ask,
    so I photoshopped some photos!
[13:58] Both
    So reliable, Rukki!
[14:00] mom
    My, she's making a flower
    crown so earnestly...
[14:03] mom
    But why does her face look so intense?
[14:05] Tsub
    I wouldn't call those photoshop skills!
[14:09] Mom
    It looks like you're keeping our agreement.
[14:12] ---
    Thank goodness.
[14:13] Kaos
    Agreement?
[14:16] Mom
    If you were just drawing manga all the
    time and neglecting everything else,
[14:20] Mom
    I was going to drag you back home...
[14:24] Mom
    Well, then, Kaoruko-san, Ruki-chan,
[14:27] Mom
    please enjoy your stay.
[14:33] Tsub
    The Demon Lord...
[14:34] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san?!
[14:34] Ruki
    Tsu-chan?!
[14:37] Tsub
    I can't draw passionate
    comics in this environment,
[14:41] Tsub
    so they agreed to let me go to a
    dorm, but with a lot of conditions.
[14:44] Tsub
    All because Rukki did everything
    she could to convince them.
[14:47] Tsub
    Rukki...
[14:49] Tsub
    Rukki...
[14:50] ---
    I'm so glad you were there for me!
[14:51] Tsub
    I love you, Rukki!
SIGN    Episode 10 It's Not Fair That Michiru Gets All The Love
SIGN    Not another word...
SIGN    Is that you, Tsubasa-san?
[14:53] Ruki
    You freak me out when you suddenly
    turn dere like that, Tsu-chan!
[14:56] Tsub
    I love you!
[14:57] Ruki
    Thanks...
SIGN    Happy New Year
[15:06] Tsub
    Happy New Year,
[15:08] Tsub
    Mother and Father.
[15:10] Tsub
    May this year be another wonderful year.
[15:12] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san is becoming
    more and more refined.
[15:18] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san, is your storyboard going to be okay?
[15:22] Tsub
    Storyboard?
[15:23] Tsub
    What's a storyboard?
[15:25] Kaos
    Miss Tsubasa!
[15:27] ---
    Don't you need to draw your manga?!
[15:29] Tsub
    Manga?
[15:30] ---
    Ah...
[15:32] Tsub
    It's not like I need to draw it...
[15:35] Tsub
    Staying at home will make
    everyone happier anyway...
[15:39] Tsub
    And I'm happy.
[15:41] Kaos
    What are you talking about?!
[15:42] Kaos
    You have the talent, so you
    have to draw, Tsubasa-san!
[15:47] Tsub
    You think so?
[15:49] Kaos
    I know!
[15:50] ---
    Look at all the fans waiting for your manga!
[15:53] Tsub
    My... fans?
SIGN    Sauzaa @Sauzaa
    Happy New Year, Dark!!
    Toshitake @Toshi-123
    Have the voices for the drama CD been announced yet? Shimeji love
SIGN    Happy New Year!
    A New Year's illustration has been uploaded!!
[15:56] Tsub
    The Dark Hero...
SIGN    Today is 1/1.
SIGN    What day is it today?
SIGN    Notice
[15:57] Tsub
    I have to draw...
[15:59] ---
    but I don't have any strength left...
[16:01] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san,
[16:02] ---
    if you don't draw your manga, I'm going
    to send this picture to Koyume-chan!
[16:08] Tsub
    No!
[16:09] ---
    When did you take that?!
    I'm going to delete everything!
SIGN    All data has been deleted
[16:12] Koyume
    Aw, why didn't you send it
    right after you took it?
[16:16] ---
    I wanted to see.
[16:18] Tsub
    I'm never showing you.
[16:20] Kaos
    Tsubasa-san...
[16:23] Kaos
    I didn't think she'd have troubles with
    manga like me, since she can do everything...
[16:28] Kaos
    Not having your family support
    you must be harder than anything.
[16:32] Tsub
    Kaos...
[16:34] Tsub
    You think you have something
    on me now? You bastard!
[16:36] Kaos
    N-No!
[16:38] Ruki
    Hey, we're up.
[16:41] Kaos
    God, thank you for all of your help last year.
[16:45] Kaos
    Thanks to you, I made some friends
    and feel blessed every day.
[16:51] Kaos
    I deeply regret the fact that I haven't
    gotten much better at drawing manga,
[16:57] ---
    despite all of the lovely memories I've made.
[16:59] Kaos
    I promise to be even more
    faithful this year...
[17:04] Kaos
    S-Sorry to keep you waiting!
[17:07] Tsub
    Let's go get some takoyaki.
[17:09] Ruki
    And some fortunes.
[17:10] Koyume
    Kaos-chan, what did you wish for?
[17:12] Kaos
    I didn't manage my time
    correctly, so nothing...
SIGN    Apricot Candies
[17:15] Ruki
    You came to the New Year's shrine
    visit and forgot your wish?
[17:18] Tsub
    Sorry, did we rush you?
[17:20] Koyume
    I'm sure God loves you,
    Kaos-chan, so you'll be fine!
[17:23] Kaos
    Y-You think so?
SIGN    Super Worst Luck
    Just give it up already | Super nope | Definitely nope | Nope
[17:25] Koyume
    Kaos-chan drew the worst luck!
[17:27] Ruki
    I-I know! Let's write our wishes on the ema!
[17:31] [SONG] Sign
    Hot Blooded
SIGN    Go to all
    the food stalls
SIGN    I want to be loved
SIGN    I want to draw cute and funny man
[17:39] Ruki
    The pen ran out of ink on Kaos-chan!
[17:42] Ruki
    Kaos-chan?
[17:44] Ruki
    Kaos-chan!
[17:46] Ruki
    Kaos-chan...
[17:49] Tsub
    You're definitely having
    a rough start to the year.
[17:51] Ruki
    Kaos-chan, let's get you a charm!
[17:53] Koyume
    I heard the ones from here
    are really effective!
[17:55] Kaos
    Charm?
[17:57] Koyume
    We all got the same ones!
[18:00] Kaos
    What if mine explodes?
[18:03] Ruki
    You'll be fine!
[18:04] Koyume
    You can't be that worried!
[18:06] Kaos
    I feel like you're all going
    to catch my bad luck...
[18:08] Ruki
    We're fine!
[18:11] Mom
    Welcome home, everyone.
[18:13] ---
    Come over here.
[18:17] Kaos
    Now there's a fire because of me!
[18:20] Tsub
    They're roasted sweet potatoes.
[18:21] Kaos
    Huh?
[18:22] Kaos
    A-A roasted sweet potatoes party.
[18:25] Mom
    Yup.
[18:25] ---
    I guess this is your first time,
    Kaos-chan and Koyume-chan.
[18:28] Mom
    We do this every year.
[18:29] Kaos
    Don't you need more leaves
    to roast sweet potatoes?
[18:32] Koyume
    Yeah...
[18:34] Mom
    What are you talking about?
[18:35] Mom
    You're manga artists, so I'm sure you
    have plenty of things to burn.
SIGN    Plenty of things to burn Rejected storyboards
[18:40] Mom
    All right, everyone.
[18:41] ---
    Bring me everything you have.
[18:44] Tsub
    I hate this event...
[18:47] Ruki
    Tsu-chan thinks of her storyboards and
[18:49] Ruki
    copies of her rough sketches
    as if they were her children.
[18:51] Mom
    I know how you feel,
[18:53] ---
    but your room's going to get
    messy for you keep them all.
[18:56] Tsub
    I'll never forget the
    days we fought together!
[18:59] Tsub
    Farewell!
[19:04] Both
    What an epic event!
[19:08] Kaos
    It's such a waste...
[19:09] Ruki
    But papers take up space.
[19:11] ---
    We have to get rid of them eventually.
[19:13] Kaos
    You're burning yours, too, Ruki-san?
[19:15] Ruki
    No way.
[19:16] Ruki
    It's not like I hang onto
    my storyboards forever.
[19:19] Ruki
    I get rid of them as soon
    as they're finished.
[19:21] Kaos
    What?!
[19:22] Ruki
    You never know when you're
    going to kick the bucket!
[19:24] Ruki
    Never keep your shame within your hands!
SIGN    Never keep your shame
    within your hands
    -Himeko
[19:28] Tsub
    Don't worry.
[19:29] ---
    The data of the records of you sending in
    your manuscripts will pretty much last forever.
[19:31] Tsub
    Your pervy manga will last...
[19:33] Tsub
    Forever!
SIGN    Forever
[19:35] Ruki
    Please burn the data in your head, too!
[19:38] Kaos
    So this is an event where everyone's
    feelings toward manga goes up in flames...
[19:41] Koyume
    I'm scared.
[19:43] Koyume
    But you know,
[19:45] Koyume
    I guess we just have to burn them.
[19:47] Kaos
    You get over it so quickly! So cool!
[19:50] Koyume
    ...if that's what it takes to make
    tasty roasted sweet potatoes!
[19:52] Kaos
    You're more concerned about that?!
[19:59] Fuura
    It's hot! Don't burn me!
[20:04] Tsub
    Fuura-senpai!
[20:05] ruki
    I thought the storyboards started talking.
[20:07] ---
    Don't scare us like that!
[20:08] Fuura
    I'm joking.
[20:10] ---
    Not to mention if rejected storyboards
    actually spoke, they wouldn't scream like that...
[20:14] Fuura
    So boring!
[20:16] Fuura
    So embarrassing!
SIGN    Why!?
SIGN    It's hot!! But we're burning!!
SIGN    And we can't die!
[20:18] Fuura
    Hurry up and let me die!
[20:21] Koyume
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[20:22] Tsub
    They must burn! They must burn!
    They must burn!
[20:38] Ruki
    What are you doing, Kaos-chan?!
[20:40] Kaos
    I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
[20:41] ---
    But I just can't stand watching such
    treasure being burned right in front of me!
[20:45] Kaos
    Please stop, and just leave the rest to me!
[20:48] Mom
    Oh, dear.
[20:49] ---
    We won't be able to roast any potatoes, then.
[20:51] Kaos
    Have no fear.
[20:53] Kaos
    I have a mountain of rejected storyboards!
[20:57] koyume
    Wow!
[20:58] ---
    How did you end up with
    so many, Kaos-chan?
[21:00] Kaos
    It's nothing, really.
[21:01] ---
    Just a few years' worth,
    since I started submissions.
[21:04] Kaos
    And I've got quite a few
    that I rejected myself.
[21:06] Ruki
    Are you sure you want to burn away
    all of your hard work, Kaos-chan?
[21:10] Kaos
    Yes.
[21:10] ---
    I saw everyone's hard work
    and I felt more courage.
[21:13] Kaos
    I guess I can't just treasure the past
    and tell myself that I'm working hard.
[21:18] Kaos
    I want to move forward, too...
[21:22] Kaos
    Goodbye, rejected storyboards...
[21:24] Kaos
    Thank you, rejected storyboards.
[21:27] Tsub
    What about this character?
[21:29] Ruki
    I don't think the setting's too bad.
[21:31] Koyume
    I wonder how the dialogue ended up like that.
[21:33] Kaos
    They're evaluating my work!
[21:35] Mom
    Look, the potatoes are done.
[21:38] Tsub
    Hot!
[21:41] Koyume
    So good!
[21:43] Ruki
    The potatoes roasted with Kaos-chan's
    rejected storyboards are so good!
[21:47] Tsub
    You're the ace of roasted sweet potatoes.
[21:48] Kaos
    Really?
[21:50] Kaos
    I'm glad.
[21:52] Kaos
    These are truly...
[21:54] ---
    rejection roasted sweet potatoes!
[21:57] Kaos
    Potatoes!
[23:30] Mom
    To think we'd have to say
    goodbye to this dorm...
[23:33] Kaos
    I have no more regrets!
[23:35] Kaos
    Next time, "My Life Has Reached Its Peak."
SIGN    Next Time
    My Life Has Reached Its Peak
SIGN    Next Time
    My Life Has Reached Its Peak
SIGN    Next Time
    My Life Has Reached Its Peak
SIGN    Next Time My Life Has Reached Its Peak

11 - My Life Has Reached Its Peak

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[00:03] Ruki
    Hey,
SIGN    Career Path Survey
    Year: Class:
    Please tell us what occupation you'd like to do after graduating high school.
    (Please fill in at least 2)
    First Choice:
    Second Choice:
    Third Choice:
[00:05] ---
    did you all fill this form out?
[00:07] Koyume
    Career?
[00:08] ---
    A manga artist!
[00:10] Tsubasa
    What else would it be?
[00:15] Ruki
    Meaning you didn't
    read the form properly.
SIGN    Career Path Survey
    Year: Class:
    Please tell us what occupation you'd like to do after graduating high school.
    (Please fill in at least 2)
    First Choice:
    Second Choice:
    Third Choice:
[00:17] Ruki
    You're supposed to at least
    write a second option.
[00:21] Koyume
    We were?
[00:22] Ruki
    Yeah.
[00:23] Koyume
    What did you write, Ruki-chan?
[00:25] Ruki
    Me?
[00:26] ---
    My second choice is a
    nursery school teacher.
[00:28] Kaos
    Huh?
[00:31] Tsubasa
    How could you leave Kaos behind
    to take care of other people's children?!
[00:35] Koyume
    Yeah, yeah!
[00:37] Ruki
    Pretty sure those are different things...
[02:12] Koyume
    But why a nursery school teacher?
[02:14] Ruki
    There aren't enough right now,
    so there's a demand for them,
[02:16] Ruki
    and if I get my license, there'll be
    plenty of places I could apply to.
[02:19] Ruki
    Not to mention, I love kids.
[02:22] Ruki
    You never know if you can make
    a living as a manga artist forever,
[02:25] Ruki
    so I figure I should at least get a license.
[02:28] Tsub
    Knowing you,
[02:29] ---
    you'd probably be able to do two jobs.
[02:31] Koyume
    Wow, Ruki-chan!
[02:32] ---
    You're such a realist!
[02:33] Kaos
    You'd be perfect as a nursery
    school teacher, Ruki-san.
[02:35] Ruki
    Right?
[02:37] ---
    Not to mention, since I can draw,
[02:39] ---
    we could draw together, too.
[02:41] All
    Yeah, you probably shouldn't.
[02:44] Ruki
    What? But why?
[02:45] Koyume
    Then maybe I'll work at a sweets shop.
[02:49] Ruki
    That's way too on a whim.
[02:50] Koyume
    Nope.
[02:51] ---
    My family actually runs a sweets shop.
[02:54] Koyume
    Welcome!
[02:57] Tsub
    So that's why they always send you sweets.
[03:01] Koyume
    I'm the poster girl!
[03:03] Kaos
    My...
[03:04] ---
    My family also runs...
[03:06] ---
    a small Japanese sweets shop...
[03:09] Koyume
    Then we can totally make a
    western and Japanese sweets unit!
[03:13] Koyume
    Things sure are getting exciting!
[03:19] Koyume
    Aye!
[03:20] Kaos
    Aye!
[03:22] Kaos
    Is there... actually any demand for that?
[03:24] Koyume
    Of course there is!
[03:26] ---
    We could hold concerts and events,
[03:28] ---
    and that'll make the shop prosper, too!
[03:30] Kaos
    Right.
[03:31] Ruki
    You're still... going to draw manga, right?
[03:34] Both
    Oh.
[03:35] Ruki
    So what are you going
    to write, Tsu-chan?
[03:38] Tsub
    I have absolutely no interest in
    anything other than drawing manga.
[03:40] Ruki
    Of course you'd say that.
[03:42] Ruki
    I mean, we're just doing this
    for the sake of filling it out.
[03:45] Ruki
    You could just put down
    your father's company—
SIGN    Career Path Survey
    Year: Class:
    Please tell us what occupation you'd like to do after graduating high school.
    (Please fill in at least 2)
    First Choice:
    Second Choice:
    Third Choice:
[03:49] Tsub
    I refuse to do everything
    my mother wants me to do!
[03:52] Ruki
    Tsu-chan?!
[03:54] Tsub
    Sorry, that just came out.
[04:01] Ruki
    A-Are you okay?
    Actually, I should apologize...
[04:04] Kaos
    It does seem that your mom
[04:06] ---
    wants you to quit being a manga artist
    and take over the family business.
[04:09] Tsub
    Even though I wouldn't mean it,
[04:11] ---
    I don't want to write something
    that'd make her happy.
[04:13] Tsub
    Even if it's just to fill out the form,
[04:15] ---
    I'll actually consider
    something I might like to do.
[04:18] Ruki
    Right... Is there anything you can think of?
[04:21] Tsub
    Yeah... A few things.
[04:23] Tsub
    Of course, I've always dreamed of being a hero,
[04:26] Tsub
    but thinking realistically,
[04:28] ---
    I need to find and train under a master
    so I can become a swordsman.
[04:32] Tsub
    Then I'll inherit their secret technique—
[04:35] Ruki
    Tsu-chan! You can't think about this all by yourself!
[04:37] Fuura
    As for me—
[04:40] Ruki
    How long have you been there?!
[04:42] Fuura
    Since something about a Japanese
    and Western sweets unit?
[04:45] Koyume
    That's way towards the beginning!
[04:47] Fuura
    I also put being a caregiver
    for my second option.
[04:53] Fuura
    There are plenty of places
    I could work at back home.
[04:57] Tsub
    So you're thinking seriously about your future.
    What a surprise.
[05:00] Fuura
    Oh, I was kidding.
[05:01] ---
    I actually want to be the scariest
    ghost possible in the future!
[05:06] Koyume
    Run!
[05:09] Ruki
    You don't want people to think
    you're a proper person?
SIGN    Career Path Survey
    Year: Class:
    Please tell us what occupation you'd like to do after graduating high school.
    (Please fill in at least 2)
    First Choice:
    Second Choice:
    Third Choice:
[05:16] Tsub
    What should I do?
[05:17] Tsub
    I'm starting to think that drawing
    manga is all that I can do.
[05:21] Kaos
    I'm worse off than you are, Tsubasa-san...
[05:24] Kaos
    Unlike Koyume-chan,
[05:27] ---
    I've never properly been able
    to help out at my family's sweets shop...
SIGN    I did it again...
[05:32] Kaos
    Nothing. I couldn't do a thing right.
SIGN    Could I get this,
    and that...
SIGN    Mo—
[05:35] Kaos
    And I've basically done nothing
    other than make my mom worry...
SIGN    Mom!!
[05:39] Kaos
    I'm the worst at drawing manga here
[05:41] ---
    yet I'm the one who's holding
    onto manga the hardest!
[05:44] Kaos
    I'm so pathetic!
[05:45] Tsub
    Kaos...
[05:48] Mom
    Are you talking about your career paths?
[05:51] Kaos
    Matron...
[05:57] Mom
    Here you are.
[05:59] All
    Thank you very much.
[06:01] Kaos
    Thank you.
[06:05] Mom
    It's a tough decision, isn't it?
[06:07] Mom
    I thought long and hard about it,
[06:09] ---
    and ended up choosing
    not to be a manga artist.
[06:12] Kaos
    Huh?
[06:14] Mom
    I may not look it,
[06:15] ---
    but I was also a student
    writer back in the day,
[06:18] ---
    just like you girls are now.
[06:19] All
    Huh?
[06:21] Mom
    But you know how,
[06:22] ---
    once you become a professional,
    you can't draw exactly how you want to?
[06:26] Mom
    Though it's a bit embarrassing to say that
    in front of professionals like yourselves...
[06:32] Mom
    Like how this story won't sell,
[06:34] ---
    or the readers just
    wouldn't understand...
[06:36] Mom
    When that was all I could think about,
[06:39] ---
    it just wasn't fun anymore.
SIGN    Hanabi
[06:42] Mom
    I did actually release a tankobon
    about seven years ago...
[06:48] Kaos
    What was it called?
[06:49] Mom
    Oh, how embarrassing.
[06:52] Mom
    It was "The Afternoon
    Smells Like Oranges."
[06:55] Kaos
    Huh?
[06:56] ---
    You're Rika Sonoda-sensei?
[06:59] Mom
    Oh, you've actually
    heard of it, Kaos-chan?
[07:01] Kaos
    Yes, yes!
[07:02] ---
    I saw the name on a review site
    and I was really curious about this writer!
[07:05] Kaos
    She was really popular,
[07:07] ---
    but it's really hard to find her comics!
[07:10] Kaos
    Look!
[07:12] Tsub
    "So much potential!"
    "What an amazing talent."
SIGN    Customer Review 5 Customer reviews 5 out of 5 stars Top review Contributor: www So much potential! I'm sure this author is going to sell and become even more popular.
SIGN    Contributor: cmg
    My first thought was, "What an amazing talent."
    I'm excited to see what they write next.
[07:15] ---
    "When's the next book coming out?"
[07:17] Koyume
    Wow!
[07:18] ---
    You still have so many fans!
[07:20] Mom
    Oh, stop.
[07:24] Mom
    But you see...
[07:25] Mom
    I wasn't able to meet all of these
    readers' expectations,
[07:30] Mom
    and I couldn't continue as a pro.
[07:34] Mom
    You're all wonderful,
[07:37] ---
    because you're actual professionals.
[07:40] Kaos
    Actual... professionals?
[07:43] Mom
    But I still love seeing manga artists
    working hard and mangas being made.
[07:49] Mom
    That's why I figured I still wanted to be
    involved with manga in my own way.
[07:56] Ruki
    I feel like I understand
    your decision, Matron.
[08:00] Mom
    Of course, I don't have any regrets.
[08:02] ---
    This is my life, after all.
[08:04] Mom
    And I still draw manga
    sometimes as a hobby.
[08:07] Kaos
    Huh.
[08:10] Mom
    And that's why I want to do
    whatever I can to help all of you out.
[08:17] Kaos
    Um...
[08:18] ---
    I have a request.
[08:19] Mom
    What is it, Kaos-chan?
[08:21] Kaos
    Could you show me the manga
    you're drawing as a hobby?
[08:26] Koyume
    I want to see it, too, Ri-chan!
[08:30] Mom
    No way.
[08:31] Kaos
    What?!
[08:32] Koyume
    Why?!
SIGN    Moving out of the dorm Please do so by 2/2 (Sat)
[08:43] Mom
    I guess it's finally time...
[08:46] Mom
    It feels like only yesterday that
    Koyume-chan and Kaos-chan arrived.
[08:50] Ruki
    It went by so fast.
[08:55] Mom
    I never thought we'd actually
    have to leave this dorm.
[09:00] Mom
    So on this weekend,
    since none of you have deadlines,
[09:04] ---
    I thought I'd have you help
    sort the storage room.
[09:07] Mom
    Is that all right?
[09:08] All
    Yes, ma'am!
[09:09] Mom
    Good answer.
[09:11] Mom
    The storage room has things that
    the other residents left behind.
[09:22] Mom
    The storage room is straight ahead.
[09:25] Ruki
    This is amazing.
[09:33] Tsub
    Hey, this is a first edition.
[09:35] Koyume
    There are even rough sketches in color!
[09:37] Kaos
    So many reference books!
[09:40] Mom
    Come on, now.
[09:41] ---
    If you keep getting distracted
    by all the treasures down here
[09:43] ---
    we're never going to finish
    by the end of today.
[09:46] Mom
    Divide everything up in groups
    and put them into boxes.
[09:49] All
    Yes, ma'am.
[10:10] Tsub
    This looks like it'd be really useful.
[10:13] Tsub
    I wonder if the matron would
    let me borrow it if I asked her.
[10:16] Kaos
    Yes,
[10:17] ---
    I believe she would.
[10:24] Kaos
    U-Um...
[10:26] ---
    Tsubasa-san...
[10:27] Tsub
    Hm?
[10:28] Kaos
    Did you fill out your career path survey?
[10:32] Tsub
    Oh, that...
[10:34] Tsub
    I wrote "manga artist"
    for my first and second choice.
[10:38] Kaos
    I... see.
[10:41] Tsub
    What did you write, Kaos?
[10:43] Kaos
    I still haven't filled mine out...
[10:47] Tsub
    I see.
[10:48] Kaos
    Of course,
[10:50] ---
    I still want to continue working
    to become a manga artist.
[10:53] Kaos
    But...
[10:54] ---
    When I think about whether I'm actually going
    to be able to continue walking down this path or not
[10:58] Kaos
    I get so worried.
[11:00] Tsub
    I'd be lying if I said I wasn't worried.
[11:04] Tsub
    But for now,
[11:06] ---
    I'm just not thinking about that.
[11:09] Kaos
    I... see.
[11:12] Tsub
    I guess we should take this down.
[11:14] ---
    It's pretty beat up.
[11:15] Kaos
    Yes, let's do that.
[11:20] Tsub
    Should we keep this?
[11:23] Mom
    What is it?
[11:23] ---
    Let me see.
[11:39] Kaos
    Of course...
[11:42] Tsub
    Kaos?
[11:44] Kaos
    Right, I'll keep working hard.
[11:47] Tsub
    But...
[11:48] ---
    you have been working
    hard cleaning up.
[11:51] Kaos
    Yes.
[11:52] ---
    I'm going to continue
    working even harder!
[11:55] Tsub
    U-Um, sure...
[11:56] ---
    Let's do our best.
SIGN    Moving out of the dorm Please do so by 2/2 (Sat)
[12:21] Koyume
    Tighten your core even more!
[12:25] Ruki
    What in the world are you doing?
[12:27] Kaos
    Oh, I'm trying to get fired up,
    so I can escape rejection hell.
[12:31] Ruki
    Oh... So that's what you were doing.
[12:34] Kaos
    Yes.
[12:34] Koyume
    Kaos-chan,
[12:35] ---
    you're drawing up storyboards
    left and right, aren't you?
[12:37] Kaos
    Yes!
[12:44] Koyume
    Are you okay, Kaos-chan?
[12:46] Kaos
    Yes.
[12:46] ---
    Please go ahead and sleep, Koyume-chan.
[12:49] Koyume
    Yeah, but before I go to sleep, I'm going to
    make you something warm to drink.
[12:54] Kaos
    Thank you very much.
[13:00] Koyume
    I smell some yummy cocoa.
[13:02] Koyume
    I guess I'll make some cocoa, too.
[13:05] Ruki
    Is Kaos-chan still at it?
[13:07] Koyume
    Yeah!
[13:08] ---
    She's determined to have
    her next storyboard accepted.
[13:14] Koyume
    Sorry it took so long, Kaos-chan.
[13:16] Kaos
    Oh, thank you very much.
[13:24] Koyume
    I guess I'll work a little harder, too.
[13:28] Kaos
    Huh?
[13:29] Kaos
    Right.
[13:30] Kaos
    Let's do our best together.
[13:32] Kaos
    I'm going to draw a trash storyboard!
[13:34] Koyume
    No, you're not supposed to do that!
[13:41] Kaos
    Thank you for your time.
[13:43] Edit
    Of course.
[13:44] Edit
    Wait...
[13:44] ---
    You brought four... at once?
[13:47] Kaos
    Yes...
[13:48] Kaos
    It's been almost a year
    since I moved into the dorm.
[13:51] Kaos
    If I let things end like this,
[13:52] ---
    I think my self-loathing
    is going to crush me.
[13:55] ---
    I-I see...
[13:57] Edit
    It's truly amazing how hard Kaos-sensei
    works when she's pushed to the edge.
[14:02] Edit
    I'll go ahead and take a look.
[14:04] Kaos
    Please wait!
[14:05] Kaos
    If you could,
[14:06] ---
    please look at these
    in order from best to worse!
[14:09] Kaos
    You don't even have
    to look at the last one...
[14:11] ---
    Um...
[14:12] Kaos
    You could use them
    as oil blotting sheets!
[14:14] ---
    Or write notes on the back.
[14:16] Edit
    Please stop struggling.
[14:21] Edit
    Let's start with the first one.
SIGN    There's someone I'm interested in.
[14:24] Edit
    Is this a romantic comedy?
SIGN    Sorry!
[14:25] Kaos
    Yes!
[14:26] Edit
    I never thought I'd see something like
    this come from you, Kaos-sensei.
SIGN    I'm a
    bit late!
[14:30] Kaos
    I talked with a shojo manga artist...
[14:33] Kaos
    And with the art style...
[14:35] ---
    I thought about what was charming
    about the male character when I drew it.
[14:39] Edit
    The male character's charm?
[14:41] Edit
    As told by Kaos-sensei?
[14:43] ---
    I wonder what...
[14:45] Guy
    Hup!
SIGN    Hup!
SIGN    So dreamy.
SIGN    Crack
[14:46] Girl
    Eek! So dreamy!
[14:49] Edit
    Um...
[14:50] ---
    Why is he chopping firewood?
[14:53] Kaos
    Huh?
[14:54] ---
    Um...
[14:55] Kaos
    When I thought about what would
    make him look strong and manly...
[15:00] Guy
    Hup!
[15:00] Edit
    This story takes place at a school, right?
[15:02] ---
    Why is he chopping
    firewood during his break?
[15:05] Guy
    Achoo!
SIGN    Achoo! Damn it, you stupid bastard!
SIGN    So strong...! He has amazing lung capacity...
SIGN    Ba-dump...
[15:06] ---
    Damn it, you stupid bastard!
[15:08] Girl
    Did you catch a cold? Are you all right?
SIGN    I overslept.
SIGN    He's eating dried squid first thing in the morning... His digestive organs must be really strong!
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump
[15:10] Boy
    You best believe!
[15:11] Girl
    So cool!
[15:12] Boy
    Hup!
[15:12] Edit
    Super tacky dad jokes?!
[15:15] Edit
    This boy isn't charming at all!
[15:15] Boy
    Hup!
[15:18] Edit
    Just what do you consider
    manly, Kaos-sensei?
[15:21] Kaos
    Um... Um...
[15:23] Kaos
    I think manliness is someone
    like Yoshiharu-san...
[15:27] Edit
    Yoshiharu-san? Who's that?!
[15:29] Kaos
    My dad...
[15:31] Edit
    I'm sorry I spoke harshly
    about your father.
[15:34] Kaos
    It's fine.
[15:36] Edit
    Let's move onto the next one...
[15:38] Edit
    Let's see... This is...
[15:41] Girl
    Eek!
SIGN    Eek
[15:44] Edit
    Is this porn?
[15:46] Edit
    Please don't get embarrassed
    when you're the one who drew this.
[15:49] Kaos
    Thinking back on this now,
[15:52] ---
    I was just working off the late
    night vibe and... I went too far!
[15:56] Kaos
    What should I do?
[15:58] Kaos
    I'm so sorry for showing
    you this so early in the day.
[16:00] Kaos
    I'm so embarrassed!
[16:01] Edit
    It's fine.
SIGN    Eek
[16:02] Edit
    Considering it's your art style,
[16:04] ---
    I'm pretty confident that I'll be able to read
[16:06] ---
    through any erotic situation with
    a completely straight face.
SIGN    There's a girl I'm interested in.
SIGN    She's always super girly and has a voluptuous body that exudes this sexy aura.
[16:10] Guy
    There's a girl I'm interested in.
[16:11] Guy
    She's always exuding
    pheromones and driving me crazy.
[16:14] Girl
    Eek!
SIGN    Flash
SIGN    I'm so lucky I'm so close!
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    Whoa!
[16:15] Edit
    A panty shot?
[16:17] ---
    Is he just a lucky pervert?
SIGN    No!
[16:19] Girl
    No!
SIGN    Aah!
SIGN    Flash
SIGN    I'm faraway but lucky!
[16:20] Guy
    Hey, I'm faraway,
    but I ran into her again.
[16:23] Edit
    I'm pretty sure the panty
    shot isn't effective here.
SIGN    I can feel fate...
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    Flash
SIGN    No!
[16:26] Guy
    So in order to get her attention...
[16:29] Guy
    Hup!
SIGN    So cool~♥
SIGN    Wow~♥
SIGN    Hup!
SIGN    Crack
[16:30] Edit
    Again?!
[16:32] Edit
    This guy's not sexy at all,
[16:34] ---
    not to mention, he's concentrating more
    on chopping wood than being sexy.
[16:37] Kaos
    Pshuu...
SIGN    Yay, I saw her again.
SIGN    Flash
SIGN    No!
[16:39] Edit
    Is the perviest thing you can think
    of a panty shot, Kaos-sensei?
[16:43] Edit
    Why did you even think about
    drawing something like this?
[16:46] Kaos
    I-I'm sho shorry...
SIGN    This is an
    unknown school...
SIGN    I've never seen
    you before.
[16:47] Edit
    So the third one...
[16:49] ---
    is a parallel world fantasy.
[16:51] edit
    So you're going for something completely new.
[16:53] Kaos
    Y-Yes...
[16:54] Kaos
    But that was around the time
    I started having fewer ideas...
SIGN    A once-in-a-millennium genius has appeared!!
SIGN    Bird Bird
[17:01] [SONG] Girl
    Wow!
    He defeated 10
    in one blow
[17:01] Edit
    The protagonist has secret powers
[17:04] ---
    and goes to train at an ability-users'
    training school to unlock these powers.
[17:07] edit
    But there was an evil force
    at work in the school.
SIGN    So you've come, Darkness Yaketsushu
[17:11] Edit
    The protagonists use their special powers
    and defeat the powers of darkness.
[17:17] Edit
    Everything up to this point I'm pretty
    sure I've already heard before.
[17:21] Kaos
    Yes...
[17:24] Edit
    But, I mean...
[17:25] ---
    That can all change,
    depending on the protagonist.
[17:29] Edit
    As long as you're able to bring
    out the charm of the protagonist...
SIGN    Hup!
SIGN    My special powers
SIGN    Ooh
SIGN    Well done.
SIGN    Crack
[17:36] Kaos
    I-I-I... I'm so sorry!
[17:39] Edit
    So this is the fourth one, right?
[17:41] Kaos
    Yes...
[17:43] Edit
    A slice of life story about
    a high school girl?
[17:47] Kaos
    Yes...
SIGN    So big!!
SIGN    It melts in your mouth...
SIGN    They're bouncy!
[17:58] Edit
    This...
SIGN    It looks
    so yummy!
SIGN    Yeah!
[18:00] edit
    might not be so bad.
SIGN    I'm going to buy everything in the store.
SIGN    No!
[18:06] Edit
    The characters are so lively,
    and most importantly,
[18:09] ---
    they're really cute.
SIGN    So bouncy...
[18:12] Kaos
    Huh?
[18:13] ---
    That one's just...
[18:14] ---
    I couldn't really think of anything...
[18:16] Kaos
    so I just drew whatever came to mind.
[18:21] Edit
    Because of that,
[18:22] ---
    it's really easy to read because there
    aren't any weird backstories or tricks.
SIGN    Ahaha
[18:28] Edit
    You relaxed, and your uniqueness
    came out in this comic.
[18:34] Edit
    At least, I think that's the case...
SIGN    The Sanctuary of Manga
SIGN    Bunhousha
[18:36] Sign
    Manga Time
[18:37] Edit
    But I think my judgment's been skewed,
[18:39] Edit
    so I'll read it again
    tomorrow and contact you.
[18:42] Kaos
    Yes, ma'am.
[18:43] Kaos
    I'm sorry for all of the trouble
    I've caused you all this time.
[18:48] Kaos
    Thank you very much.
[18:50] Edit
    Good work.
SIGN    Comic Girls
[18:58] Edit
    At first, I wasn't sure what
    was going to happen,
[19:01] Edit
    but I'm glad.
[19:03] Edit
    It looks like this year
    was stimulating for Kaos-sensei.
SIGN    Hooray, I got out of rejection hell!!
    All my hard work paid off!!
SIGN    No genius can beat hard work!!
SIGN    Secrets to becoming a professional You must love manga! You must keep at it! And step up, so that your small acts of courage will someday shine
[19:55] Kaos
    Nyaos-sensei...
[19:57] Kaos
    Do you think she'll call soon?
[20:06] Kaos
    H-Hello?!
[20:08] Kaos
    M-Mom?
[20:14] Edit
    Kaos-sensei? Are you all right?
[20:17] Kaos
    Y-Yes...
[20:18] edit
    You were approved for an insert!
[20:19] Kaos
    Huh?
SIGN    Amisawa-san
[20:26] Edit
    Sensei?
[20:28] Edit
    Sensei? Hello?
[20:32] Edit
    Sensei?!
[20:34] Edit
    Can you talk right now?
[20:36] Kaos
    Byes!
[20:37] Edit
    Do you think you can do a
    consecutive two-part guest spot?
[20:40] Edit
    If it's received well,
[20:41] ---
    it'll lead to a serial!
[20:47] Edit
    Kaos-sensei?!
[20:48] Edit
    Are you sure you're okay?
[20:51] Kaos
    Yes...
[20:52] ---
    My life's peak is finally here!
[20:54] Kaos
    I have no more regrets!
[20:56] Edit
    Too fast, too fast, too fast, too fast.
[21:05] Koyume
    Kaos-chan!
[21:07] Koyume
    You got a insert comic?!
[21:08] Kaos
    Yes!
[21:09] Koyume
    Yay!
[21:11] Tsub
    Thank goodness.
[21:12] Ruki
    You worked so hard, Kaos-chan.
[21:15] Fuura
    Yes, you did...
[21:17] Ruki
    How long have you been standing there?
[21:19] Fuura
    I always show up out of nowhere.
[21:21] Tsub
    She just admitted it herself.
[21:24] Koyume
    You did it, Kaos-chan!
[21:26] Kaos
    Yes, somehow!
[21:31] Niji
    Did all of you fill out the career path
    surveys that I handed out the other day?
[21:35] All
    Yes, ma'am.
[21:36] Niji
    I'll go ahead and collect those now.
SIGN    Career Path Survey
    Year: 1 Class: 1 Tsubasa Katsuki
    Please tell us what occupation you'd like to do after graduating high school.
    (Please fill in at least 2)
    First Choice: Manga Artist
    Second Choice: There isn't anything else
    Third Choice:
SIGN    Career Path Survey
    Year: 1 Class: 1 Kaoruko Moeta
    Please tell us what occupation you'd like
    to do after graduating high school.
    (Please fill in at least 2)
    First Choice: Manga Artist
    Second Choice: If there is any occupation that someone as useless as I am could pursue
    and that would be of any use to someone out there, I'd like to try, but even after wracking
    my puny brain, as far as I can tell, I suspect there is no task currently in existence in this world
    that I could accomplish without causing serious trouble. Taking this fact to heart,
    I will minimize my environmental footprint on this earth, living in as small a corner
    as possible, consuming as little air as possible, so please forgive me for
    being able to fill only the first box of this survey.
[21:54] Niji
    Are you all right, Moeta-san?
[21:56] Kaos
    Yes, I'm fine!
SIGN    Episode 11 "My Life Has Reached Its Peak"
SIGN    That looks fun...
SIGN    The days where
    we can all draw
    manga together...
SIGN    Each and every one of
    those days...
SIGN    Is a miracle!
[23:34] Kaos
    Next time, "Farewell,
    You Wonderful Manga Artists."
SIGN    Next Time
    Farewell,
    You Wonderful Manga Artists

12 - Farewell, You Wonderful Manga Artists

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[00:00] Kaos
    Will...
[00:02] Kaos
    What?
[00:03] Kaos
    Part one did really well?
[00:05] Edit
    Yes!
[00:06] ---
    The whole editorial department is
    talking about how much you've improved!
SIGN    This cake is delicious, even though I'm by myself.
[00:09] Edit
    They said that your backgrounds look great
    and your background characters are cute!
[00:14] (Flashback) Kaos
    And done...
[00:15] (Flashback) ---
    Thank you for helping me out until the end.
[00:18] Kaos
    The parts that I didn't even draw...
[00:24] Kaos
    I'm so embarrassed!
[00:25] ---
    I'm such a failure of a manga artist!
[00:27] Edit
    Kaos-sensei,
[00:29] ---
    you barely made the deadline this time,
[00:31] ---
    so make sure you're not
    late turning in part two.
[00:35] Edit
    Kaos-sensei?
[00:37] Edit
    Are you all right?
[00:39] Edit
    Kaos-sensei?
[00:40] Edit
    Kaos-sensei?!
SIGN    Manuscript due Moving out day
[00:44] Edit
    I'm going to be honest and I'm going
    to have to reject this part two.
[00:47] Edit
    You finally got your guest spot two-parter.
[00:51] Edit
    With a part two like this, we're not even
    going to be able to run the first part.
[00:55] Kaos
    I-I'm so sorry!
[01:00] Edit
    At this rate,
[01:01] ---
    you're not going to be able
    to continue as a manga artist.
[01:05] Edit
    I won't even put you into a new dorm.
[01:13] Kaos
    A dream?
[01:15] Kaos
    No!
[01:16] ---
    That can easily become reality!
[01:18] Kaos
    I have to work hard on
    the second part, too.
[01:20] Kaos
    Koyume-chan.
[01:23] Kaos
    Koyume-chan...
[01:26] Kaos
    Are you still asleep?
[01:27] ---
    This isn't so bad...
[01:30] Mom
    All right. Smile, everyone!
[01:36] Koyume
    Ri-chan, let me see!
[01:38] Koyume
    Kaos-chan, your face looks so weird.
[01:40] Kaos
    Please don't remind me!
[01:45] Mom
    We have just ten days left in this dorm.
[01:51] Mom
    I get lonely just thinking about the fact
[01:54] ---
    that I won't be able to
    see you girls for a while.
[01:56] Kaos
    Yes...
[01:58] Tsub
    I'm going to be a prisoner
    in her castle again...
[02:00] Ruki
    You're talking about your own house.
[02:01] Koyume
    My dad's birthday is coming up soon,
[02:05] ---
    so I actually have to leave
    the dorm before everyone else.
[02:08] Ruki
    I also have a family trip coming up,
[02:11] ---
    so I might have to leave early, as well.
[02:13] Kaos
    What?!
[02:14] Fuura
    I also have to go visit some graves...
[02:18] Fuura
    So I'm going home today.
[02:21] Kaos
    I...
[02:23] Kaos
    I see.
[02:31] Koyume
    When are you going home, Kaos-chan?
[02:33] Kaos
    Huh?!
[02:34] Kaos
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[02:36] Koyume
    Kaos-chan, are you okay?
[02:38] Ruki
    You're really pale.
[02:40] Tsub
    Could it be you're stuck on your second part?
[02:45] Kaos
    Once again,
[02:46] ---
    I'm so nervous, and because
    of all the pressure...
[02:48] Kaos
    I haven't even inked a single panel yet.
[02:51] Ruki
    What?
[02:52] Koyume
    Kaos-chan, at times like these, you
    need to eat and cheer up!
[02:56] Koyume
    Here!
[02:58] Kaos
    Koyume-chan...
[03:01] Koyume
    Kaos-chan?!
[03:02] Kaos
    My stomach isn't doing very
    well because I'm so stressed...
[03:05] Ruki
    Are you okay?!
[03:06] Kaos
    Y-Yes...
[03:07] Tsub
    Yeah, you're not okay.
[03:09] Koyume
    I'm worried!
[03:16] Kaos
    Ruki-san, what are we doing?
[03:19] Ruki
    When you're stuck on your manuscript, the best thing to do is to move around.
[03:23] Ruki
    Come on. You try, too.
[03:24] Kaos
    O-Okay.
[03:28] Ruki
    Hup!
[03:29] Kaos
    Hup!
[03:30] Ruki
    Hup! Hup!
[03:32] Kaos
    Hup! Hup!
[03:33] Ruki
    Hup! Hup!
[03:34] Kaos
    Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
[03:35] Ruki
    Well?
[03:36] ---
    You feel less nervous, right?
[03:38] Kaos
    Yes!
[03:39] ---
    I think so!
[03:41] Ruki
    Good!
[03:42] Kaos
    Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
[03:42] Ruki
    Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
[03:43] Tsub
    Isn't that the workout you always do for
    bigger boobs and to improve your curves?
[03:47] Ruki
    N-No, it's not!
[03:49] Kaos
    Are you going running, Tsubasa-san?
[03:51] Tsub
    Yeah.
[03:53] Tsub
    Do you want to tag along, Kaos?
[04:02] Tsub
    You can run at your own pace.
[04:05] Tsub
    It's important for your body
    to wake up and hit that switch.
[04:08] Kaos
    Right!
[04:10] ---
    Here we go!
[04:11] Tsub
    You're not going to be able to defeat
    the enemy with training like that!
[04:14] Kaos
    Apparently, she just flipped her switch!
[04:23] Koyume
    It's really good, Kaos-chan.
[04:25] Koyume
    When you can't eat snacks,
    you need to eat actual food!
[04:28] Mom
    I made dishes that are easy on
    your tummy, so eat what you can.
[04:31] Kaos
    Everyone's so nice.
[04:33] Kaos
    They're all trying to cheer me up.
[04:37] Kaos
    I'll eat a lot, and do my best on the inking!
[04:39] Tsub
    Do you feel motivated now?
[04:40] Kaos
    Yes!
[04:45] Kaos
    I think I feel a little less tense now
     thanks to everyone's help.
[04:48] Kaos
    Okay...
[04:50] ---
    I'm going to do my best and draw!
[05:03] Kaos
    My body's not so tense now,
    but my mind's completely blank!
[05:07] Kaos
    Maybe I won't be able to make
    it as a manga artist after all!
[05:11] Koyume
    I finished my quota for the day!
[05:12] Kaos
    You're so fast, Koyume-chan!
[05:14] ---
    The deadline's drawing
    closer and I'm so nervous!
[05:16] Koyume
    This is your first two-part
    guest spot, isn't it?
[05:20] Koyume
    We'll all help you out again,
    so do your best!
[05:23] Kaos
    Thank you so much!
[05:25] ---
    If we can all—
[05:26] Koyume
    Wait, that won't work.
[05:28] ---
    I'm actually going home tomorrow.
[05:31] Kaos
    We will all...
[05:33] ---
    We will work... we... on wills...
SIGN    We'll all work on wills
[05:35] Koyume
    You'll all work on wills?!
[05:42] Koyume
    Are you going to be okay, Kaos-chan?
[05:44] Ruki
    I'd rather not leave you by yourself, but...
[05:47] Tsub
    You're not going home yet?
[05:49] Kaos
    M-My mom is going to pick me up, so...
[05:53] Ruki
    I'm so sorry, Kaos-chan!
[05:55] Koyume
    Kaos-chan!
[05:56] Kaos
    I-It's okay...
[05:58] ---
    All of you had finished
    your manuscripts early
[06:01] ---
    so you could leave the dorm at any time.
[06:04] Kaos
    You're all amazing.
[06:05] ---
    You're all professionals.
[06:07] Kaos
    You care so much about your families.
[06:09] Kaos
    I can barely keep up.
[06:11] Kaos
    I can't even think about
    doing a serialized series.
[06:14] Kaos
    I know very well how amazing you all are.
[06:20] Kaos
    I'm so sorry!
SIGN    Come on over to Fukushima
[06:24] Kaos
    Please do not concern yourself
    with someone like me.
[06:26] ---
    Farewell, you wonderful manga artists!
[06:30] Ruki
    Kaos-chan,
[06:31] ---
    you're probably being serious right now,
    but could you see us off properly?
[06:47] Kaos
    O-Okay!
[06:49] Kaos
    I'm just going to have
    to do part two by myself!
[06:53] Kaos
    I-I can't see...
[06:57] Kaos
    I put my hair into a ponytail to try to
    motivate myself, but it's not working!
[07:00] Kaos
    I'll put my hair in braids again.
[07:08] Kaos
    I'm such a pathetic creature
    when I'm on my own.
SIGN    The Sanctuary of Manga Bunhousha
[07:13] Sign
    Manga Time
[07:14] Edit
    Hello, this is Amisawa.
[07:17] Edit
    I wanted to see how part two was going.
[07:20] Kaos
    I'm sorry... it's not done yet.
[07:23] Edit
    I see. There isn't much time left to spare.
[07:27] ---
    Please pull yourself together.
[07:28] Kaos
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[07:31] Edit
    Kaos-sensei?
[07:33] ---
    Are you not feeling well?
[07:35] ---
    Are you all right?
[07:35] Kaos
    Oh, I'm sorry...
[07:37] ---
    I think my heart feels somewhat
    like a mess right now.
[07:42] Edit
    Your heart?
[07:43] Kaos
    I mean, the inking is...
[07:45] Kaos
    I'm so lonely...
[07:47] Edit
    Is she becoming emotionally unstable?
[07:50] Kaos
    I-I'm sorry!
[07:51] ---
    Everyone's... gone...
[07:53] Kaos
    I'm all alone... in my room... and feel sad...
[07:56] Kaos
    so I haven't been able
    to draw in a cute way...
[08:00] Edit
    Ah... Right.
[08:01] ---
    Everyone else has already left the dorm.
[08:05] Kaos
    But now that I got to talk to you,
[08:08] ---
    I feel a wittle better.
[08:11] Edit
    Um, you don't sound better at all.
[08:14] Edit
    I guess Kaos-sensei wasn't emotionally
    ready for a two-part guest spot.
[08:19] Edit
    I need to adjust things on the off chance
    she isn't able to get her manuscript in.
[08:23] Kaos
    I-I'm sorry...
[08:25] Kaos
    What should I do?
[08:27] Kaos
    The fact that deadlines won't wait,
    even if you're having a hard time,
[08:30] Kaos
    makes me feel like an actual manga artist,
[08:32] Kaos
    which makes me happy.
[08:33] Kaos
    Oh, I'm sorry!
[08:35] Edit
    Er, she'll probably be okay.
SIGN    The Sanctuary of Manga Bunhousha
[08:37] Sign
    Manga Time
[08:37] Edit
    Well, I'll be waiting,
    so please do your best.
[08:40] Kaos
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[08:43] Kaos
    O-Okay!
[08:59] Kaos
    I guess everyone really did leave...
[09:06] Kaos
    Nyaos-sensei.
[09:09] Kaos
    Come to think of it, even back at home,
    all the kitties stayed by my side.
[09:14] Kaos
    I wasn't lonely.
[09:18] Kaos
    No!
[09:19] ---
    You can't play with my figures!
SIGN    Kaos Theater
    Revival Arc
[09:30] Ruka
    What's the matter, Kaoruko-chan?
[09:32] ---
    You seem down.
[09:33] Kaos
    Really?
[09:35] Ruka
    You have to always smile
    when you're on the stage.
[09:37] Kaos
    Right!
[09:39] ---
    This is the real me!
[09:42] Kaos
    Always playing with my figures all alone,
[09:45] Kaos
    and singing ani-songs...
[09:47] Kaos
    So, this is normal!
[09:50] ---
    This is how I usually am!
[09:51] Mom
    Kaos-chan, dinner.
[09:54] Kaos
    Mom— I mean Matron!
[10:02] Kaos
    I'm the only one here for dinner,
[10:05] Kaos
    and yet it's so delicious and warm.
[10:08] ---
    I feel like I'm back at home.
[10:10] Mom
    Of course.
[10:12] Mom
    Because I'm your mother here.
[10:16] Kaos
    Mo— Matron...
[10:18] Kaos
    Mo—
[10:21] Mom
    Oh, I'm sorry. Don't cry.
[10:24] Mom
    You'll choke on your food.
[10:30] Mom
    Looks like it's already
    bedtime for Nyaos-chan.
[10:32] Mom
    There, there.
[10:33] ---
    You did a great job.
[10:35] Mom
    I'm sorry that I keep doting
    on the littlest one.
SIGN    Pat Pat Pat Pat
[10:38] Mom
    Come here, Kaos-chan.
SIGN    Fwaaaa
[10:52] Kaos
    I have to keep working hard.
[11:03] Mom
    Kaos-chan, you have a visitor.
SIGN    Episode 12
    "Farewell,
    You Wonderful Manga Artists"
[11:20] Kaos
    M-Mom!
[11:22] Kaos Mom
    Kaos-sensei!
[11:24] Kaos
    What are you doing here?
[11:25] ---
    You're supposed
    to pick me up in a week.
[11:27] Kaos mom
    Huh?
[11:28] ---
    Oh, I must've gotten the wrong date.
[11:30] Mom
    So your mother calls
    you "Kaos-sensei"...
[11:36] Kaos mom
    Are the other artists not here?
[11:39] Kaos
    Everyone else already went home,
[11:42] ---
    so it's just me right now.
[11:44] Kaos mom
    Oh, that's too bad.
[11:47] Kaos mom
    I've brought a lot of pictures
    that I wanted to show everyone.
[11:51] Mom
    Pictures?
[11:52] Kaos mom
    Yes, of Kaos-sensei.
[11:53] Kaos
    You brought them?!
[11:54] Mom
    I'd love to see them!
[11:55] Kaos mom
    This is...
SIGN    Kaos Theater Flashback Arc
[11:58] Kaos mom
    Kaos-sensei getting all tangled
    up after failing to jump rope.
[12:02] Mom
    Oh, my.
[12:04] Kaos mom
    This is Kaos-sensei who was
    so scared of the ogres
[12:06] ---
    during the bean-throwing festival
    that she came running home from preschool.
[12:09] Kaos mom
    This is Kaos-sensei who just kept
    catching the kendama on her head.
[12:13] Kaos mom
    This is Kaos-sensei who was shaking
    because she was so scared of Santa.
[12:15] Mom
    I guess you were always crying.
[12:18] Kaos mom
    But the one time she actually stopped
    crying was when she was drawing.
SIGN    3 years and 10 months
    Fun drawing time
    The drawing from the picture
[12:23] Kaos mom
    I was so happy that she found
    something she loved.
[12:26] Kaos
    Mom...
[12:28] Kaos mom
    She was concentrating so hard...
[12:31] ---
    And she was so good!
[12:34] Kaos mom
    Her manga is also the best in the world.
[12:36] ---
    I've given birth to such
    an amazing genius!
[12:39] Mom
    Please don't say that
    in front of the matron!
[12:42] Kaos mom
    You've gotten even better in the issue
    of Chaos that came out yesterday.
[12:46] Kaos
    That's the issue with part one.
[12:48] Kaos mom
    It was so good that I bought a ton of copies
    and handed them out to all of our neighbors.
[12:53] (Flashback) Kaos mom
    Enjoy this issue of Kirara Chaos
    along with your manju.
[12:57] (Flashback) Guy
    Oh, how nice.
[12:58] Kaos
    That's so embarrassing! Please stop!
[13:00] Kaos mom
    But it's so good.
[13:02] Kaos
    There are countless people better than me!
[13:05] Kaos
    On top of that,
[13:06] ---
    everyone works so hard...
[13:09] Kaos
    I keep falling further behind...
[13:11] Kaos
    I just got lucky and managed to debut...
[13:14] Kaos
    I'm... not...
[13:17] Kaos mom
    Has drawing become painful for you, too?
[13:22] Kaos mom
    If things are hard, you can come
    back home, Kaoruko-chan.
[13:26] Kaos mom
    Do you want to keep trying,
[13:28] ---
    even though it's so hard
    that it's making you cry?
[13:33] Kaos
    I'm so sorry for being selfish.
[13:36] Kaos mom
    I see.
[13:38] Kaos mom
    You've grown so much!
[13:40] Kaos mom
    You were so tiny!
[13:42] Kaos
    M-Mom!
[13:43] ---
    I haven't changed at all!
[13:51] Kaos mom
    Well, shall we go home?
[13:57] Kaos
    I'm going to stay here a bit longer.
[14:01] Kaos mom
    You're not going to come home?
[14:03] Kaos
    There's a manuscript that
    I haven't finished yet.
[14:07] Kaos
    I want to finish it while I'm here,
[14:09] ---
    with my own strength!
[14:16] Kaos mom
    In that case, I'll be waiting at home.
[14:19] Kaos mom
    Is that all right?
[14:21] Mom
    Yes.
[14:22] ---
    The most important thing
    is what the manga artists want.
[14:25] Kaos
    Thank you so much!
[14:37] Kaos
    I have to do my best.
[14:43] Kaos
    What should I do?
[14:44] ---
    My hand still won't move.
[14:46] Kaos
    The other day, everyone was still here...
[14:50] Kaos
    I-I know!
[14:51] ---
    At times like these, I'll just
    look at the first part again...
[15:00] Protag
    I'll go with you!
[15:01] Girl 1
    Me, too!
[15:03] Protag
    What should we do tomorrow?
[15:10] Kaos
    It's so full of happiness.
[15:13] Kaos
    Oh, no!
[15:15] ---
    I even let my own manga make me cry.
[15:19] Kaos
    I can't believe I drew such a
    dreamy world subconsciously.
[15:24] Kaos
    It's not a given to have friends
    around you who will accept you.
[15:29] Kaos
    Being able to draw manga together
    every single day is a miracle in itself.
SIGN    Koyume
    Kaos-ch---------an
    Kaos-chan--------- How are you----------?
SIGN    Koyume
SIGN    How are you?
[15:41] Kaos
    Koyume-chan...
[15:43] Koyume
    Hey!
[15:44] ---
    I just bought the issue of Kirara
    that has your manga in it!

[15:47] Kaos
    Huh?
[15:48] ---
    You found time to buy it
    on your way home?
[15:51] Kaos
    You're such an angel, Koyume-chan!
[15:53] Sigh
    Manga Time
    Kirara Chaos
[15:55] Sigh
    Manga Time
    Kirara Chaos
[15:55] Kaos
    She's in the bath?!
SIGN    Koyume I did!
SIGN    Koyume-chan, this is a group chat, so Tsubasa-san is looking at this, too!!
SIGN    Koyume
[15:58] [SONG] Sign
    Plop...
SIGN    Tsubasa
    Don't worry, I won't save it.
SIGN    Koyume I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN    I bought at the convenience store with Rukki, too.
[16:01] ---
    Tsubasa-san and Ruki-san, too.
SIGN    Thank you very much!
    Ruki-san, please buy a cellphone
    so we can do group chats!
[16:04] Ruki
    I want to express
    how I'm feeling right now!
SIGN    Tsubasa
    Not happening. Rukki
    is an old lady.
[16:06] Kaos
    I can see everyone's faces.
[16:09] Kaos
    It's okay.
[16:10] ---
    We're all together.
[16:12] Kaos
    It's okay... I can do this!
[16:49] Mom
    Good work.
[17:20] Kaos
    Matron, thank you for everything.
[17:23] Mom
    I'm glad you were able to get
    everything done without any problems.
[17:26] Mom
    Are you going to go turn it in now?
[17:28] Kaos
    No, I emailed it.
[17:30] Mom
    That must've been hard.
[17:32] ---
    You did this all by yourself.
    I'm so proud.
[17:36] Kaos
    But I almost felt like a
    super-popular manga artist,
[17:39] ---
    so that was fun.
[17:41] Mom
    I-I see...
[17:43] Kaos
    Okay, I'll be going now.
[17:48] Matron
    Take care.
[17:55] Mom
    Now, then...
[17:58] Mom
    I should get ready, too.
[18:14] Kaos
    I forgot to put it on silent!
[18:16] Kaos
    Hello?
[18:17] Edit
    Kaos-sensei, I received your manuscript.
[18:20] Edit
    It was totally at the last minute again.
[18:22] Kaos
    I'm so sorry!
[18:23] Edit
    You need to fix that habit of being
    so late when you have a deadline.
[18:27] Kaos
    I-I'm so sorry!
[18:29] Kaos
    I'm so very sorry!
[18:31] Edit
    It's wonderful, though.
[18:36] Kaos
    U-Um...
[18:37] ---
    What did you just say?
[18:39] Edit
    It's a very good manga.
[18:46] Edit
    Your art has improved, and the story was interesting.
[18:50] Edit
    There was a moment
[18:51] Edit
    where I thought it might've been too soon
    for you to have a two-part guest spot.
[18:56] Edit
    But I'm so glad that you were
    able to accomplish this.
[18:59] Edit
    This is the most of you I've
    seen in your work,
[19:02] Edit
    and I think this is your
    best manuscript yet.
[19:09] Edit
    Hello?
SIGN    Amisawa-san
[19:11] Edit
    Kaos-sensei? Can you hear me?
[19:19] Kaos
    I-I can!
SIGN    I forgot to send you the photo that Ri-chan took of us.
[19:34] Kaos
    Koyume-chan?
SIGN    Sorry,
    that was the wrong one.
[20:00] Kaos
    I thank God...
[20:02] Kaos
    that I was...
[20:04] Kaos
    able to experience...
[20:07] Kaos
    such a kind world.
SIGN    Comic Girls
[21:37] Kaos Mom
    Oh, Kaos-sensei.
SIGN    Enjoy this issue of
SIGN    Kirara Chaos* along
    with your manju.
[21:38] Sign
    Manga Time
    Kirara Chaos
SIGN    Kaos-sensei Kaos-sensei
SIGN    Please sign this
[21:50] Kaos
    I-I can't... breathe...
[21:55] Kaos
    But...
[21:57] Kaos
    I can finally see everyone again.
[21:59] Kaos
    I can't wait to see them!
[22:10] Koyume
    Ooh! It's so shiny!
[22:17] Koyume
    Kaos-chan!
[22:19] Kaos
    Koyume-chan! I've missed you!
[22:22] Koyume
    Me, too!
[22:24] Koyume
    Let's do our best together again!
[22:25] Kaos
    Yes! Let's—
[22:26] Ruki
    Kaos-chan!
[22:28] Ruki
    I'm glad to see you're well.
[22:33] Kaos
    M-My body... the exhaustion...
[22:35] Ruki
    She wasn't well at all!
[22:38] Tsub
    But...
[22:40] Tsub
    Now we're all back together.
[22:42] Kaos
    Yes.
[22:43] Kaos
    Um... Tsubasa-san, you seem a bit tired.
[22:47] Tsub
    The Demon Lord finally set me free.
[22:50] Ruki
    She's always like this
    when she goes home.
[22:53] Koyume
    How's your manga going, Kaos-chan?
[22:56] Kaos
    A-Actually,
[22:57] ---
    I kept having my storyboards
    rejected, one after another,
[22:59] ---
    so I'm still far away from
    a serialized series.
[23:02] Tsub
    The further the path,
    the more worthy it is to strive for!
[23:05] Tsub
    The more it's worth striving for...
[23:07] ---
    the rougher the path is.
[23:10] Koyume
    Hey, she rephrased it.
[23:11] Ruki
    Tsu-chan's getting back to her old self.
[23:14] Mom
    Girls.
[23:19] Mom
    Welcome back.
[23:20] Koyume
    Ri-chan, we're back!
[23:23] Koyume
    Okay, let's draw some manga!
[23:28] Kaos
    Yeah!