9 - Miwa-chan Wants to Do a Training Camp

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[00:00] miw
    Wait, Makio!
[00:02] mak
    Right now, even the Inter-High
    isn't a pipe dream for us.
[00:05] miw
    But I also know that
    we won't make it like this.
[00:09] mak
    I understand how you feel.
[00:15] miw
    You should know what our team needs.
[00:20] mak
    Right now, what the soccer team needs...
[00:23] mak
    ...is a training camp.
[00:25] TV
    Next time, on Soccer Boyfriend*:
SIGN    Soccer
SIGN    Boyfriend
SIGN    That's It! Let's go to a training camp!
[00:26] TV
    "That's it! Let's go to a training camp."
[00:28] TV
    Enjoy!
SIGN    Happy
[00:29] miw
    That's it! Let's go to a training camp!
SIGN    #09
SIGN    Miwa-chan Wants to 
    Do a Training Camp
[02:07] all
    A training camp?!
[02:08] ish
    A training camp, huh?
    I guess we've never done one.
[02:13] Oot
    There was no point since we were so weak.
[02:16] tsu
    We've been miraculously lucky
    to make it this far.
[02:19] miw
    If we want to turn that miraculous luck
    into deserved victories,
[02:22] miw
    we must improve our skills, physical ability,
    and mental strength at once.
[02:28] zai
    Then we should just do it
    at our summer villa.
[02:31] miw
    That's my Kaocchi! You know what's up!
[02:34] ish
    Zaizen.
[02:35] zai
    No need to thank me.
    Anything to make our team better.
[02:39] ish
    Can I bring my girlfriend?
[02:42] yos
    I want to bring my grandma.
[02:44] sat
    I want to bring my dog and parakeet.
[02:46] zia
    You guys are ridiculous! Just shut it!
[02:50] aoy
    I won't go.
[02:51] all
    Why not?!
[02:53] sak
    Taking a bath together after practice!
[02:57] sak
    Sleeping in a big pile in the hall!
[02:59] sak
    Having secret pillow fights!
[03:02] sak
    What could be better than that?!
[03:05] aoy
    I don't want any of that.
[03:08] zai
    Damn them all.
[03:12] zai
    Welcome home, Daddy. You're back early.
[03:15] dad
    That I am.
[03:16] dad
    I heard you're going to a training camp.
[03:19] zai
    Y-Yes.
[03:21] dad
    You don't have any talent for soccer.
    Going to a training camp is pointless.
[03:28] dad
    You do know what I'm talking about, right?
[03:31] dad
    I'll make the opponents' goal bigger.
[03:34] zai
    Wha?
[03:35] dad
    Then you'll be able to score lots more goals.
[03:38] zai
    Hey, call the prime minister.
    We're changing the rules of soccer!
[03:41] kar
    Are you stupid?
[03:43] kar
    You're coddling Brother far too much, Father.
[03:49] zai
    Karin!
[03:50] kar
    That said, going to Nationals is his dream.
[03:54] kar
    I'll do all I can to help,
    though it may not be much.
[03:56] dad
    Karin.
[03:59] dad
    You are so cute! The cutest in
    the world, no, in the universe!
[04:05] kar
    I'm already in 9th grade!
[04:05] dad
    Fly my angel, fly!
[04:07] kar
    Hey, put me down! Put me down!
[04:09] dad
    I am so overwhelmed!
[04:10] kar
    Hey! S-Stop!
[04:12] dad
    Karin!
[04:14] dad
    Who are you?
[04:15] miw
    Kaocchi!
[04:17] zai
    Coach? What are you doing here?
[04:20] miw
    I decided to ask for your sister's help.
SIGN    Documentary Zaizen Kaoru & Aoyama-kun
[04:30] sak
    What is this?
[04:31] tsu
    The other clubs are coming, too?
[04:33] kar
    I invited them.
[04:36] kar
    I also arranged for a pro camera crew to
    record you have the time of your life.
[04:41] rik
    Where's Narita?
[04:42] gir
    Who knows.
[04:44] nar
    There's a limited-time sea quest
    in Monstrosity Hunter.
[04:46] nar
    I don't have time for a training camp.
[04:49] moka
    Aoyama-kun isn't here.
[04:51] sak
    Taking the bus would be hard for him.
[04:54] tsu
    You're quite close to your neighbor.
[04:56] yos
    He might be taking his bike.
[04:58] tsu
    Or not come at all.
[05:03] all
    Wh-What's happening?!
[05:05] all
    A-Aoyama?
[05:09] tsu
    What's going on?
[05:11] all
    So bright!
[05:13] yos
    He's cleaned it through and through!
[05:15] zaI
    I'm glad you made it, Aoyama.
[05:19] zaI
    What?
[05:22] all
    That's...
[05:23] all
    Fighter jets?
SIGN    Kaocchi,
    you forgot something
[05:27] zai
    Daddy—I mean, old man?
[05:33] zai
    New cleats?
[05:34] all
    Damn you, Richie Rich!
[05:37] zai
    Thank you, Daddy.
SIGN    Super Effective Boy's
    Cleaning Diaries
SIGN    I'll be waiting on location. -Dad
[05:51] tsu
    I wonder why Aoyama
    changed his mind about coming.
[05:55] zai
    For the team, of course.
    He knows how important this is.
[06:04] mok
    I'll be spending a night under*
    the same roof as Aoyama-kun.
[06:12] miw
    I feel like this is diverging
    from the training camp episode,
[06:17] miw
    but whatever.
[06:19] miw
    Going to a training camp with
    the whole school should be fun.
[06:24] all
    Whoa!
[06:27] ish
    I was expecting fancy, but...
[06:30] oot
    This goes beyond my imagination.
[06:32] kar
    Welcome. Let me show you to your rooms.
[06:37] kar
    For Aoyama-sama, we have a single room
    with a super potent air purifying machine.
[06:43] zai
    So that's why you came?!
[06:48] sak
    If this is what he gets,
    our rooms should be great, too.
[06:51] yos
    Yeah.
[06:52] kar
    For the rest of you,
    we have a Japanese-style room.
[06:55] all
    Oh, nice!
[06:58] kar
    This is it.
[07:02] tsu
    K-Karin-chan, is this really it?
[07:06] yos
    What happened to all the class and glamour?
[07:08] kar
    My brother said that you all
    wanted to sleep in a big pile.
[07:14] all
    Zaizen!
[07:15] zai
    Hey, it feels more like
    a training camp this way.
[07:18] zai
    I've always dreamed about having
    a training camp in this kinda place.
[07:22] kar
    I am delighted that one of your
    dreams has come true, Brother.
[07:31] miw
    You're late.
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[07:40] sak
    That's Gotou-chan for you.
    Always sticks to her brand.
[07:43] miw
    All right. Split into teams and practice.
[07:46] ish
    What? On the beach?
[07:48] miw
    On the sand, you lack a stable footing,
    so it'll train your legs and core.
[07:53] kar
    And the Zaizen Group will provide support
    with its cutting-edge tech.
[07:58] oda
    Master!
[08:06] ish
    Yurippe.
[08:10] all
    The beach is the best!
[08:15] ish
    They have Aoyama on their side.
[08:17] ish
    Let's just do our best, okay?
[08:21] oot
    You're assuming we're gonna lose?
[08:23] ume
    I like it.
[08:25] ume
    The stronger the opponent,
    the better the taste of victory.
[08:31] ume
    Victory at all cost! Come on, Team Red!
[08:34] all
    Fight!
[08:36] oot
    Okay, I'm up for this now!
[08:38] guy
    I feel like we can win!
[08:39] ish
    H-Huh?
[08:43] moka
    Aoyama-kun refused to get in the pool,
    but he's okay with the ocean?
[08:49] zai
    Aoyama, what are you doing?
[08:52] zai
    We're starting!
[08:58] ish
    Nice clearance, Umeya!
[09:00] ish
    Not bad.
[09:02] ish
    On the other hand...
[09:04] ish
    Aoyama!
[09:06] aoy
    Yes?
[09:07] zai
    Put some slide tackles in or whatever!
    Do something to get the ball!
[09:11] aoy
    It would get sand on me.
[09:13] kar
    Oh, don't worry about that.
[09:15] kar
    This beach has purified sand
    with an anti-bacterial coating.
[09:19] aoy
    Well, everybody's been stepping on it.
[09:22] zai
    You're saying our feet are dirty?!
[09:26] miw
    Are you okay?
[09:28] ish
    I think I twisted my ankle.
[09:30] all
    Aoyama-kun!
[09:31] ish
    Yurippe!
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[09:34] ish
    She didn't even notice.
[09:37] moK
    Are you all right?
[09:38] kar
    Please leave this to our sports doctor.
[09:41] miw
    Gotou-chan, do you want
    to go in for Ishikawa?
[09:44] mok
    Huh?
[09:45] ish
    Miwa-chan?
[09:46] miw
    I know you always put in work
    by yourself after practice.
[09:50] sih
    She noticed!
[09:54] mok
    I can play soccer with Aoyama-kun.
[09:58] miw
    Want to join Team Red, then?
[10:01] ---
    Yeah.
[10:02] mok
    After I joined a different middle school,
    I had my parents buy me a soccer ball.
[10:08] mok
    To make up for not being able to see you,
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[10:09] mok
    I spent those three years
    kicking that ball every day.
[10:14] oot
    Gotou-chan!
[10:16] mok
    Got it!
[10:17] sak
    Going hard on her would be mean.
    I should be gentle.
[10:27] sak
    Huh?
[10:30] miw
    She's good!
[10:32] ish
    A Neymar-esque sombrero flick?!
[10:35] tsu
    However!
[10:36] yos
    You won't get past us!
[10:40] zai
    Pathetic.
[10:41] zai
    I'll stop her!
[10:50] tsu
    Hey! Zaizen!
[10:52] tsu
    She's a girl!
[10:54] tsu
    This is the problem with muscle-heads!
[10:56] zai
    Hey, I didn't touch her!
[11:00] miw
    Malicia? She dove?
[11:03] ish
    Where did she learn such a cunning move?
[11:12] zai
    One-on-one against Aoyama?
[11:18] sak
    Gotou-chan passed Aoyama!
[11:24] sak
    What? Aoyama slid?!
[11:30] sak
    Is it a foul?
[11:32] ish
    No, Aoyama touched the ball!
[11:35] miw
    It's not a foul.
[11:37] zai
    Leave it to me!
[11:43] zai
    What?
[11:44] miw
    Kaocchi's terrible with his feet.
[11:46] kar
    Terrible with his feet?
[11:49] aoy
    Gotou Moka.
[11:52] aoy
    Stop doing that. I don't like dirty plays.
[11:57] mok
    I'm sorry.
[12:00] aoy
    Your dribbling was good, though.
[12:10] mak
    Soccer comes first for me,
    and you come second.
[12:15] all
    Thank you.
[12:17] miw
    Makio.
[12:20] mok
    Just now, on the bottom of my foot,
[12:23] mok
    however slight it might have been,
    I felt Aoyama-kun's touch.
[12:28] mok
    Sensei, I'm glad I came to the training camp!
SIGN    Elegant
SIGN    Butler
SIGN    Zaizen Daddy
SIGN    Zaizen Karin
SIGN    Family!
SIGN    Takei Miwa
SIGN    Loves Shoujo Manga Third dan in Judo
SIGN    Spicy Photo!!
[12:42] miw
    Make sure to warm up properly!
[12:47] miw
    You there! Don't get distracted!
[12:50] miw
    Bend and stretch, put your hands
    on your knees and go round and round.
[12:56] all
    Warming up is the best!
[12:59] miw
    When you've touched the rock that you
    can see in the sea, you come back.
[13:03] oda
    I've always wanted to try
    long-distance swimming.
[13:06] oda
    First!
SIGN    Umeya
SIGN    Odagiri
SIGN    Zaizen
SIGN    Rest
[13:24] ume
    We've been swimming for a while.
[13:26] oda
    But we're not getting closer at all.
[13:28] ume
    What's going on?
[13:31] zai
    I'll go ahead, then!
[13:33] oda
    Watch out!
[13:41] zai
    A wall?!
[13:43] oda
    I thought it was real, but it's a picture.
[13:47] oda
    Amazing!
[13:48] ume
    So that's a picture, too.
[13:50] oda
    So we've been indoors all this time.
[13:53] kar
    Exactly.
[13:55] kar
    This is a dome that imitates nature,
    tailor-made for Brother's training camp.
[13:59] zai
    Karin!
[14:01] kar
    Using the Zaizen Group's
    proprietary construction methods,
[14:03] kar
    we were able to build a dome
    with a one kilometer diameter.
[14:06] kar
    And by aggressively using solar and other
    renewable energy, we cut costs by 65%.
[14:11] [SONG] ---
    Costs Reduced By
[14:13] [SONG] kar
    Patent Acquired
[14:13] kar
    We even got a patent for it.
[14:15] sak
    Even if it's for her brother...
[14:17] tsu
    ...the scale of it all is out of whack.
[14:19] yos
    The Zaizen Group really is amazing.
[14:22] kar
    Also, to help my brother
    overcome his terrible footing,
[14:27] kar
    we have one more contraption.
[14:31] kar
    Please do not worry. The waves are
    localized to where my brother is.
[14:37] zai
    H-Hey!
[14:46] kar
    Give it your best, Brother.
[14:48] kar
    If you overcome this wave,
    your footing should become more stable!
[14:52] mok
    Um, when people say that
    someone's terrible with their feet,
[14:55] mok
    they actually mean that person
    sucks at soccer.
[15:00] mok
    Zaizen-san, in particular,
    simply can't shoot at all.
[15:03] yos
    Impressive.
[15:05] sak
    This over-the-top sisterly love.
[15:07] tsu
    Zaizen's got it rough, huh?
[15:09] zai
    I'm so happy!
[15:13] all
    He seems super satisfied!
[15:19] all
    So tired.
[15:22] sak
    After that, there was shooting practice.
[15:25] tsu
    Dribbling practice.
[15:27] yos
    We did all sorts of things,
    but I'm too hungry to remember.
[15:33] yos
    So hungry.
[15:36] kar
    It's time to eat.
[15:39] ---
    All right!
[15:41] oot
    If it's Zaizen food,
    it must be really delicious!
[15:45] kar
    Of course.
[15:51] kar
    Please enjoy.
[15:55] yos
    A pea?!
[15:56] tsu
    K-Karin-sama. Is this some kind of...
[15:59] kar
    This is the ultimate meal, one grain
    packed with every nutrient known to man.
[16:07] kar
    The fruit of all of Zaizen Group's
    research combined,
[16:10] kar
    the jewel in our crown!
[16:20] all
    Th-This is...
[16:23] tsu
    It might be nutritious.
[16:25] oota
    But it just doesn't make you feel full.
[16:32] all
    What is this aroma?
[16:41] miw
    Who are you?!
[16:45] miw
    Jinnai-sensei?
[16:55] all
    Let us eat!
[17:04] all
    So full! So good!
[17:09] sak
    What is it?
[17:11] kar
    Time for some recreational fun.
[17:13] miw
    We're holding a test of courage.
[17:16] sak
    With just guys?
[17:19] ish
    Sensei, can outsiders participate, too?
[17:22] miw
    Sure.
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[17:25] kar
    We're all prepared.
[17:27] kar
    If you press this button,
[17:29] kar
    an ultra-powerful super computer that is
    the pride and joy of the Zaizen Group
SIGN    Testing my courage with you
SIGN    Project lead: Zaizen Karin
[17:33] kar
    will automatically pair people up
    and display them here.
[17:39] all
    K-Karaoke?
[17:41] ---
    Wait, look at that.
[17:43] ---
    It's starting to form teams!
SIGN    Tanaka Riku
SIGN    Satou Sakura		                  Suzuki Yuuka                   Takahashi Misaki
SIGN    Nakamura Ren
SIGN    Kobayashi Moe
SIGN    Katou Shouta
SIGN    Nakamura Asuka
SIGN    Yuuta                      Suzuki Shou
SIGN    Takahashi Kaito
SIGN    Katou Manami
[17:47] yur
    I hope I can be paired
    with you and Aoyama-kun.
[17:50] ish
    Yes, let's be a pair together with Aoyama.
[17:53] oot
    That's not a pair. Not happening.
[17:55] oda
    I hope we'll be paired up, Yuu-chan.
[17:58] yuu
    I don't do ghosts, so I'll bail.
[18:03] kar
    Now, then!
[18:09] [SONG] txt
    Operating Room
[18:11] zai
    Listen up, Aoyama.
[18:12] zai
    Now that we've paired up,
[18:17] zai
    no matter what happens, follow me...
[18:20] zai
    Eek!
[18:21] zai
    U-Until the end!
[18:23] zai
    H-Hey.
[18:36] mok
    Will we be okay?
[18:38] oda
    Wow, amazing.
[18:41] oda
    This is really well made.
[18:43] moka
    How is she not scared?
[18:45] oda
    Those Hollywood pros they flew in
    really did their thing.
[18:49] oda
    Shall we?
[18:50] moka
    Yeah.
[18:52] moka
    I'm so glad I'm paired with Odagiri-san.
[19:03] mok
    I won't let you sully Aoyama-kun!
[19:12] tsu
    G-Gotou-chan, swinging around
    a bat like that is dangerous!
[19:16] oda
    I'm starting to have fun.
SIGN    Nurse Station
[19:25] guy
    The time has come.
    We're going to use this opportunity...
[19:29] guy
    to hug Aoyama-kun!
[19:40] all
    Aoyama-kun!
[19:49] mok
    Zaizen-san?
[19:52] oda
    Leave him to me, Moka-chan!
    You take care of the ghosts!
[19:55] mok
    Got it!
[19:57] tsu
    What is it with them?
[19:59] tsu
    Aoyama only cares about cleaning,
[20:02] tsu
    and Gotou-chan only cares about Aoyama.
[20:05] yos
    Odagiri-chan isn't scared at all,
    and Zaizen is too scared.
[20:11] tsu
    Some test of courage.
[20:31] zai
    I-I finally made it out.
[20:33] zai
    Karin!
[20:34] kar
    Brother.
[20:37] kar
    I've been waiting for you.
[20:40] ---
    Eek!
[20:55] aoy
    It's finally clean.
[21:01] ---
    That was fun, right?
[21:13] kar
    Good.
[21:26] miw
    Practice is good, but having fun is the best.
[21:30] miw
    All right! I guess I'll check
    my training camp answers now!
[23:10] all
    All right!
[23:12] tsu
    This is the fruit of our training camp!
[23:18] aoy
    Kurata Kozue!
[23:20] tsu
    Did Aoyama just...
[23:23] Zai
    He just yelled, didn't he?
[23:32] koz
    You seem well, Aoyama.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets