3 - The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here

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[00:00] tsu
    Hey, have you heard?
[00:02] tsu
    In order to avoid people,
    Aoyama basically never takes the train.
[00:06] sak
    Really? That sounds like Aoyama.
[00:09] sak
    He'll have a rough time making it to
    our game against Takada Academy tomorrow.
[00:16] yos
    What's up?
[00:18] tsu
    Isn't that Aoyama?
[00:21] yos
    You're right.
[00:28] kan
    I may be able to give Aoyama
    a reason not to show up.
SIGN    #03
SIGN    The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
[02:05] all
    Mr. Zaizen! Thank you for treating us!
[02:08] zai
    I never said it was my treat.
[02:10] sak
    It's our tradition to eat at a family
    restaurant the day before a match!
[02:15] zai
    Stop making up traditions.
    I only treated you one time.
[02:18] sak
    You can't go into battle on an empty stomach!
[02:21] sak
    We want to win tomorrow, right?
    Right, Aoyama?
[02:28] aoy
    I'm going home.
[02:30] sak
    Why? He's treating us!
[02:32] zai
    I just told you I didn't say that.
[02:33] sak
    Look! It's the next head of
    the Zaizen family over here!
[02:36] tsu
    Aoyama, let's do some killer mixing
    at the drink bar and start a revolution!
[02:40] aoy
    I'd rather get home quickly
    and take a shower.
[02:46] sak
    Looks like nature's providing you
    with one right now.
[02:51] wom
    Welcome.
[02:53] wom
    Can I take your order?
[02:56] zai
    This is some guerrilla downpour...
[02:57] tsu
    We'll all start with the drink bar.
[02:59] wait
    It's right over there.
[03:16] zai
    So that's out, too?
[03:23] yos
    That looks gross. What's with that color?
[03:26] tsu
    It's cola plus melon soda.
    It might look bad, but it's the best!
[03:29] tsu
    I dipped a teabag in there as well.
[03:32] sak
    Well, let's prepare ourselves for making it
    through the preliminaries tomorrow—
[03:36] tak
    Unacceptable.
[03:39] tak
    It's beyond belief that Aoyama's
    playing for such a worthless team.
[03:43] tak
    It's like giving a national
    cultural treasure to toddlers.
[03:48] sak
    You're that perverted forward from
    Oshigami-Minami, Takechi Akira!
[03:52] tak
    Ah, it's the worthless soccer team
    from Fujimi High School.
[03:55] zai
    Who are you calling a worthless team?!
[03:58] tak
    Aoyama!
[04:02] tak
    Fancy running into you here.
    What a coincidence.
[04:04] zai
    Stop it with the ab flexing!
[04:06] zai
    People call you a pervert because
    you do that no matter where you are!
[04:10] zai
    And coincidence? Puh-lease. You always
    come and watch our practice sessions.
[04:14] tak
    Why would I lower myself to
    watching a bunch of amateurs train?
[04:19] zai
    You may think those sunglasses in
    your pocket are an adequate disguise,
[04:23] zai
    but they're conspicuous as hell!
[04:25] tak
    Well, if the cat's out of the bag—
[04:27] zai
    You're not even trying to keep it there!
[04:28] tak
    So you're up against
    Takada Academy tomorrow?
[04:32] tak
    If we fielded our starting eleven
    against them, we'd win at least five-nil.
[04:37] tak
    And if we had Aoyama,
[04:40] tak
    even the lowest estimate
    would see us scoring ten goals.
[04:46] tsu
    So what?
[04:47] yos
    Hypothetical scenarios are so pointless.
[04:50] yos
    Let's eat.
[04:51] sak
    No matter what you say,
    Aoyama's on our team.
[04:55] sak
    Go home, go home.
[04:56] tak
    This is why you're all worthless!
    You're not getting my point!
[05:00] ---
    I'm saying you aren't fit
    to be Aoyama's teammates!
[05:04] zai
    Shut up! There are other customers in here!
[05:06] zai
    Stop shouting!
[05:07] girl
    What's going on?
[05:08] girl
    A fight? That's so lame.
[05:10] tac
    Takechi-san, please calm down!
[05:13] wai
    I can take your order now.
[05:19] yos
    It's finally here!
[05:21] yos
    Thank you for the food!
[05:24] zai
    Hey, Aoyama, you're not going to eat?
[05:28] yos
    This jumbo Hamburg steak is addictive!
    You should order it.
[05:32] wait
    Here's your jumbo Hamburg steak.
[05:38] tak
    You guys know nothing about Aoyama.
[05:42] zai
    What?
[05:43] tak
    Aoyama never eats out.
[05:45] tak
    He only eats nutritionally balanced
    meals he's prepared himself.
[05:51] tak
    He does that so he can stay in
    perfect shape as an athlete.
[05:54] tak
    He's not like you slobs,
[05:57] tak
    who pay no regard to your prelim match
    tomorrow and eat with reckless abandon.
[06:06] zai
    I think his germaphobia just prevents him
    from eating food someone else has made.
[06:10] tak
    So, Aoyama, I will take care
    of this thing for you.
[06:16] yos
    Now wait just one minute...
[06:18] yos
    That's actually my job.
[06:21] tak
    You already have the same dish
    in front of you!
[06:24] tos
    This? It'll be gone in three seconds flat!
[06:30] tos
    Now, gimme that Hamb—
[06:33] tos
    You already finished it?!
[06:38] sak
    That pervert keeps provoking us!
[06:45] wai
    Your cheese-filled Hamburg steak.
[06:47] tak
    Huh? I didn't order that.
[06:50] wai
    The gentlemen over there
    ordered it for you.
[06:52] sak
    Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[06:56] yos
    I don't think you can beat me for speed.
[06:59] tak
    You schmuck. You dare to challenge me?
[07:03] tak
    All right, then!
[07:06] tsu
    It's a dead heat!
[07:08] sak
    The next battle is over the Japanese-style
    radish-topped Hamburg steak!
[07:11] yos
    Huh? Another Hamburg steak?
[07:13] zai
    How long is this rainstorm going to last?
[07:17] zai
    And how long will this
    speed-eating contest go on for?
[07:19] zai
    I guess at this point,
    they're competing over who can eat more.
[07:22] saK
    Wow, only five more dishes and they
    will have conquered the whole menu!
[07:26] tsu
    In that case,
    the one who eats it all first wins.
[07:29] tach
    Takechi-san, let's call it quits!
    This is such a silly fight.
[07:32] tak
    Tachibana, there are fights
    you can't afford to lose.
SIGN    There are fights you
     can't afford to lose
[07:37] tak
    Even if it wasn't our regular eleven,
    we lost the training match against them.
SIGN    We lost
[07:45] tak
    Losing against the same opponent twice?
[07:48] tak
    My pride won't allow it!
SIGN    My pride won't allow it
[07:51] tac
    No, wait. This has nothing to do with soccer!
SIGN    This has nothing to do with soccer
[07:58] tsu
    They're finally on the last dish!
    It's everyone's favorite: curry and rice!
[08:02] sak
    And now both contestants' hands
    have stopped in midair!
[08:05] tak
    To be honest, my stomach went
    way past capacity a long time ago.
[08:09] tak
    I feel like it can't even
    take another grain of rice.
[08:12] tak
    But you know what?
[08:14] tak
    Watch me, Aoyama!
[08:16] tak
    I am better than these scrubs
    in every regard!
[08:21] sak
    Takechi's powering through
    to the home stretch!
[08:27] tak
    You and I... We met in middle school,
    at the training match for the Tokyo try-outs.
[08:35] tak
    I still remember the pass you made to me
    in the youth internationals.
[08:39] tak
    It was the kind of pass
    that guides you to the goal.
[08:43] tak
    I can't forget how it felt.
[08:51] tak
    No matter who they are, any forward
    who receives a pass like that
[08:55] tak
    will want to receive it again.
[09:00] tak
    That's why I've tried everything
    I can to persuade him.
[09:04] tak
    I wanted to conquer all of Japan with you.
[09:07] saK
    The last bite!
[09:09] titl
    Pass the ball to me like that once more!
[09:12] saK
    Aoyama!
[09:15] saK
    "Seasonal dish: the mega-sized
     strawberry parfait?"
[09:20] aot
    Takechi-san, this is the last item.
[09:22] tak
    You perfectionist.
[09:25] wai
    This... is our mega-sized
    strawberry parfait.
[09:31] tak
    Aoyama, that was one hell of a killer pass.
[09:35] tac
    Takechi-san!
[09:37] tsu
    Hang in there, Takechi! I've brought
    my special hyper-mixed drink for you!
[09:42] yos
    Dessert goes into a different stomach.
[09:44] sak
    Looks like we win again.
[09:49] aoy
    The rain's stopped, so I'm going home.
[09:53] girl
    So this place we went to last time 
    with Kana was so delicious.
[09:57] girl
    Let's go there together.
[09:59] gi2
    Yeah, I want to go!
[10:00] gi3
    Kana?
SIGN    Tokyo Subdivision  Preliminaries Arena
[10:05] zai
    That damn clean freak!
    Where's that oddball got to?
[10:09] zai
    Where did he go?!
[10:10] cap
    Calm down, Zaizen.
    He was here just a moment ago.
[10:14] cap
    He'll be back.
[10:15] sak
    Yeah, cool your jets.
[10:18] zai
    You guys are way too relaxed about this!
[10:20] zai
    The important first match of
    the Inter-High preliminaries is today!
[10:23] zai
    Dammit, don't you know this already, Aoyama?!
[10:31] aoy
    All right.
[10:35] kan
    What a drag.
[10:37] kan
    Why on earth must they insist on
    playing matches at our school?
[10:40] kan
    It just creates more work.
[10:48] kan
    Hey, you!
[10:50] kan
    Why are you washing the bottle I just washed?
[10:54] aoy
    Well...
[10:55] kan
    "Well"?
[10:57] aoy
    Because it's dirty.
[11:02] kan
    Then why don't you come and help me?
[11:06] ori
    All right! Are you done warming up?
[11:09] all
    Yessir!
[11:10] guy
    But, Orihara-san,
    this Fujimi High we're up against
[11:13] guy
    has that Aoyama dude playing for them.
[11:15] ori
    So what?
[11:22] kan
    It's not like I do this because I want to.
[11:26] kan
    My boyfriend happens to be
    the captain of the team, so...
[11:29] kan
    Gross! What have they been doing in here?
[11:32] kan
    Oh, please put that box
    on the shelf at the back.
[11:35] kan
    My boyfriend's a punk,
    but he actually cares about soccer.
[11:40] kan
    He told me that today's opponent
    in the prelims are a real threat.
[11:45] kan
    His name...
[11:48] aoy
    Why have you locked the door?
[11:51] kan
    Aoyama from Fujimi High School.
[11:54] kan
    You won't be getting out of here.
[11:57] kan
    Not until the match is over, anyway.
[12:02] txt
    Always showing
     off his six-pack!
SIGN    Takechi Akira
SIGN    Tachibana
SIGN    New formula
SIGN    The cleaning  power will  astonish you
[12:04] txt
    Bring on
[12:04] txt
    the foul play
SIGN    Orihara Youji
SIGN    Kana
SIGN    Tokyo Subdivision  Preliminaries Arena
[12:10] cam1
    This is a surprisingly big crowd
    for a subdivision preliminary.
[12:13] cam2
    It's because Fujimi High School
    has that Aoyama kid.
[12:17] cam2
    They're probably all here for him.
[12:19] cam1
    I see. He's just that popular, huh?
[12:22] cam2
    This is weird, though.
    I don't see him anywhere.
[12:29] tsu
    Aoyama isn't coming.
[12:30] zai
    I'm seriously going to murder him!
[12:33] cap
    The match is starting.
[12:35] sak
    Let's keep this huddle going
    just a little bit longer.
[12:39] mok
    I can't find Aoyama-kun anywhere!
[12:41] miw
    Seriously?! What's that
    chronically late fool playing at?
[12:44] mok
    I-I'll go look again!
[12:47] miw
    Aoyama going AWOL is an issue,
[12:49] miw
    but we also got a bad draw
    with this first opponent.
[12:53] miw
    It's not like Takada Academy
    has any standout players,
[12:57] miw
    but everyone on the team
    is physically solid and runs a lot.
[13:01] miw
    And they don't shy away from
    a bit of foul play in order to win.
[13:06] miw
    They're famous for being a team
    that likes to rough other teams up.
[13:13] sak
    Son of a...
SIGN    Soccer Team
SIGN    Conquer the Nation
    Takada Academy Soccer Team
[13:17] kan
    I can't let you play in that match.
[13:24] kan
    Don't move!
[13:27] kan
    I'll scream otherwise.
SIGN    I see.
[13:33] aoy
    You play dirty.
[13:36] kan
    Huh? Wha—
[13:39] kan
    What happened?
[13:41] aoy
    When I thought about the fact that
    I'm locked in here, I suddenly...
[13:44] kan
    So not only are you a clean freak,
    but you're also claustrophobic?!
[13:47] aoy
    Don't touch me.
[13:49] kan
    You're such a pain!
[13:51] kan
    Just being locked in made you
    break out in a cold sweat and collapse...
[13:56] kan
    And you're a severe germaphobe, aren't you?
[13:59] kan
    Can you even play soccer, a game
    where you keep running into people?
[14:04] kan
    It's impossible to play this sport
    without getting dirty.
[14:09] cam1
    They blasted it in on the counter.
[14:10] cam1
    Takada Academy bag themselves another goal.
[14:13] ori
    All right! Goal number two!
[14:15] sak
    Damn.
[14:17] sak
    Once they scored, they shored up
    their defense and waited to counterattack.
[14:20] tsu
    Even though they look like delinquents,
    they take soccer seriously.
[14:25] miw
    Where are you at a time like this, Aoyama?
[14:31] kan
    Just another thirty minutes.
[14:33] aoy
    Does your boyfriend know about this?
[14:39] kan
    Of course he doesn't.
[14:41] aoy
    You looked so shifty just then.
[14:43] kan
    N-N-No, I didn't!
[14:44] kan
    I'm doing this on my own!
[14:48] aoy
    Stop...
[14:51] aoy
    Gotou Moka.
[14:54] mok
    Anyone who makes Aoyama-kun suffer
    has to answer to me.
[14:59] kan
    How did you... The lock!
[15:02] mok
    This kind of cheap lock
    won't even stop me for ten seconds.
[15:06] mok
    Some people saw a girl and Aoyama-kun
    walking in the direction of the clubhouses,
[15:10] mok
    so I unlocked them one by one to check.
[15:14] mok
    Aoyama-kun, please hurry!
    The match has started!
[15:24] cam1
    Fifteen minutes remain,
    and Aoyama is missing.
[15:27] cam1
    Might be time to pack up.
[15:28] cam2
    You said it.
[15:32] zai
    That idiot.
[15:34] girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[15:35] cam2
    Aoyama has finally made it on to the field!
[15:37] cheer
    Aoyama-kun!
[15:37] cam1
    Fifteen minutes left, two goals behind.
    That's an uphill task, even for Aoyama.
[15:42] zai
    What were you doing?
[15:44] zai
    And why do you have a brush?
[15:45] aoy
    Zaizen-san.
[15:47] aoy
    I'm going to pass to you.
[15:53] ori
    Why is he here?
[15:55] ori
    Ha. So you've finally
    shown your face, Aoyama.
[15:59] ori
    I've been waiting to take you on.
[16:01] ori
    But it's really unfortunate that
    there are only fifteen minutes left.
SIGN    Takada
SIGN    1st
SIGN    2nd
SIGN    ET
SIGN    Fujimi
[16:12] cap
    Aoyama!
[16:14] all
    Aoyama's first touch!
[16:16] all
    What will he do now?
[16:24] zai
    That's way too far for a pass!
[16:26] ori
    Ishida, get back! He's going for goal!
[16:31] mob
    Saved by the bar!
[16:33] mob
    He's really up for this, going for
    a long-range shot after just one touch!
[16:39] mob
    He's only made one play,
    but I can already smell a goal coming!
[16:42] girl
    So cool!
[16:45] cam
    That's Aoyama. Shoot! Shoot!
[16:48] zai
    Tch. "I'm going to pass to you," my ass.
[16:50] tsu
    See! That's our Aoyama right there!
[16:53] sak
    Did you see that?
[16:54] yos
    Right on!
[16:55] ori
    I told you not to give him
    space or time on the ball!
[16:58] ori
    It's dangerous!
[16:59] guy
    Yessir! I'm sorry!
[17:00] ori
    Damn, so this is Aoyama...
[17:04] ori
    How can he move so fast, yet keep
    the ball at his feet like it's on a string?
[17:09] cam
    He scores! Goal number one for Aoyama!
[17:12] ori
    Dammit! He's in a totally different league.
[17:15] ori
    But you know, soccer's not
    a clean game. You get me?
[17:24] ori
    Do it!
[17:28] ori
    Put more people on him!
    Don't let him get away!
[17:32] cam
    It's amazing that he can be surrounded
    and still keep the ball.
[17:35] sak
    Hey, now...
[17:36] zai
    They're being way too obvious
    about wanting to hurt Aoyama.
[17:43] cam
    He crossed while being surrounded.
[17:45] cam2
    And it's on a dime!
[17:47] cam2
    How did he even see that?
[17:51] guys
    Aoyama got sent flying!
[17:57] sak
    Goal! It's two apiece! We're tied!
[18:01] ---
    Aoyama!
[18:08] mob
    Yeah, that warranted a card.
[18:10] guy
    What, really?
[18:12] zai
    Bastard! What the hell?!
[18:14] cap
    Zaizen!
[18:15] zai
    That was totally on purpose!
[18:17] zai
    Cut the crap!
[18:19] guy
    I just had too much momentum.
[18:24] zai
    Hey, are you okay?
[18:26] aoy
    I'm fine.
[18:28] zai
    You're...
[18:30] zai
    totally not fine!
[18:32] aoY
    What do you mean?
[18:33] zai
    Stop pretending!
[18:34] all
    Aoyama's movements have
    suddenly become stilted!
[18:39] mok
    Once his uncleanliness
    crosses a certain threshold,
[18:42] mok
    Aoyama-kun gets so stressed out
    that he can't play properly.
[18:45] miw
    Let's put that away, shall we?
[18:47] orI
    Right now, Aoyama is a waste of space!
    Let's put them away!
[18:52] cap
    Since Aoyama can't move,
    we need to cover for him!
[18:55] zai
    Yeah, we just have to do it!
[18:57] cam
    It's 2-2, and neither team is yielding!
[18:59] cam
    There isn't much time left,
    so the next goal will decide the game.
SIGN    Takada
SIGN    1st
SIGN    2nd
SIGN    ET
SIGN    Fujimi
[19:03] ---
    There!
[19:04] sak
    No!
[19:05] cam
    Fujimi's defending for their lives,
[19:07] cam
    but with Aoyama in that state,
    this will be tough.
[19:15] sak
    We've somehow kept it tied,
     but it's starting to look hopeless.
[19:19] miw
    Less than five minutes left!
[19:25] cam
    Takada Academy's attacks are relentless!
[19:28] ori
    I've got it!
[19:35] ori
    I thought...
[19:36] ori
    you couldn't move.
[19:40] all
    Wow, he controlled that piledriver
    on his chest!
[19:43] all
    And now, he's counterattacking!
[19:46] guy
    I'll make you go flying again!
[19:48] guy
    Wha—
[19:50] cam
    This is a complete departure from his
    earlier finesse. He's going in hard!
[19:54] zai
    He came back out of his shell.
[19:56] cap
    Yeah.
[19:58] miw
    Aoyama hates losing more than dying.
[20:01] miw
    When he reaches the last five minutes...
[20:03] ori
    Stop, you little turd!
[20:07] miw
    the shackles of his germaphobia...
[20:14] miw
    can no longer keep him down!
[20:24] cam
    He scores! All by himself!
    A lightning counterattack!
[20:29] cam2
    3-2! Fujimi High School pulls ahead!
[20:33] ori
    What is it with you?!
[20:34] ori
    I thought you hated getting dirty!
[20:37] aoy
    I hate dirty things.
[20:41] aoy
    Chief among them...
[20:43] aoy
    Dirty cheats.
[20:48] aoy
    So I'm going to crush you
    with everything I've got.
[20:56] tak
    Unacceptable.
[20:57] tak
    Aoyama's a monster in the youth division
    who's never lost, not even once.
[21:09] cam
    Time's up! In the end, Fujimi wins 5-2!
[21:11] all
    We did it, we did it!
[21:17] zai
    Yeah!
[21:21] all
    Aoyama!
[21:25] zai
    Learn your lesson already, guys.
[21:31] guy
    What is this?
[21:34] guy
    Why is the clubhouse so clean?
[21:36] ori
    So Aoyama wasn't locked in here,
    but stayed back to clean?!
[21:40] girl
    Aoyama-kun!
[21:48] tsu
    Thank you! Thank you!
[21:50] kan
    Aoyama-kun! You're so cool!
[21:54] ori
    Kana!
[23:31] nar
    You're a germaphobe,
    but you're on a sports team.
[23:34] nar
    That's hard to fathom, Aoyama.
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