3 - The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
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[00:00] tsu
Hey, have you heard?
[00:02] tsu
In order to avoid people,
Aoyama basically never takes the train.
[00:06] sak
Really? That sounds like Aoyama.
[00:09] sak
He'll have a rough time making it to
our game against Takada Academy tomorrow.
[00:16] yos
What's up?
[00:18] tsu
Isn't that Aoyama?
[00:21] yos
You're right.
[00:28] kan
I may be able to give Aoyama
a reason not to show up.
SIGN #03
SIGN The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
[02:05] all
Mr. Zaizen! Thank you for treating us!
[02:08] zai
I never said it was my treat.
[02:10] sak
It's our tradition to eat at a family
restaurant the day before a match!
[02:15] zai
Stop making up traditions.
I only treated you one time.
[02:18] sak
You can't go into battle on an empty stomach!
[02:21] sak
We want to win tomorrow, right?
Right, Aoyama?
[02:28] aoy
I'm going home.
[02:30] sak
Why? He's treating us!
[02:32] zai
I just told you I didn't say that.
[02:33] sak
Look! It's the next head of
the Zaizen family over here!
[02:36] tsu
Aoyama, let's do some killer mixing
at the drink bar and start a revolution!
[02:40] aoy
I'd rather get home quickly
and take a shower.
[02:46] sak
Looks like nature's providing you
with one right now.
[02:51] wom
Welcome.
[02:53] wom
Can I take your order?
[02:56] zai
This is some guerrilla downpour...
[02:57] tsu
We'll all start with the drink bar.
[02:59] wait
It's right over there.
[03:16] zai
So that's out, too?
[03:23] yos
That looks gross. What's with that color?
[03:26] tsu
It's cola plus melon soda.
It might look bad, but it's the best!
[03:29] tsu
I dipped a teabag in there as well.
[03:32] sak
Well, let's prepare ourselves for making it
through the preliminaries tomorrow—
[03:36] tak
Unacceptable.
[03:39] tak
It's beyond belief that Aoyama's
playing for such a worthless team.
[03:43] tak
It's like giving a national
cultural treasure to toddlers.
[03:48] sak
You're that perverted forward from
Oshigami-Minami, Takechi Akira!
[03:52] tak
Ah, it's the worthless soccer team
from Fujimi High School.
[03:55] zai
Who are you calling a worthless team?!
[03:58] tak
Aoyama!
[04:02] tak
Fancy running into you here.
What a coincidence.
[04:04] zai
Stop it with the ab flexing!
[04:06] zai
People call you a pervert because
you do that no matter where you are!
[04:10] zai
And coincidence? Puh-lease. You always
come and watch our practice sessions.
[04:14] tak
Why would I lower myself to
watching a bunch of amateurs train?
[04:19] zai
You may think those sunglasses in
your pocket are an adequate disguise,
[04:23] zai
but they're conspicuous as hell!
[04:25] tak
Well, if the cat's out of the bag—
[04:27] zai
You're not even trying to keep it there!
[04:28] tak
So you're up against
Takada Academy tomorrow?
[04:32] tak
If we fielded our starting eleven
against them, we'd win at least five-nil.
[04:37] tak
And if we had Aoyama,
[04:40] tak
even the lowest estimate
would see us scoring ten goals.
[04:46] tsu
So what?
[04:47] yos
Hypothetical scenarios are so pointless.
[04:50] yos
Let's eat.
[04:51] sak
No matter what you say,
Aoyama's on our team.
[04:55] sak
Go home, go home.
[04:56] tak
This is why you're all worthless!
You're not getting my point!
[05:00] ---
I'm saying you aren't fit
to be Aoyama's teammates!
[05:04] zai
Shut up! There are other customers in here!
[05:06] zai
Stop shouting!
[05:07] girl
What's going on?
[05:08] girl
A fight? That's so lame.
[05:10] tac
Takechi-san, please calm down!
[05:13] wai
I can take your order now.
[05:19] yos
It's finally here!
[05:21] yos
Thank you for the food!
[05:24] zai
Hey, Aoyama, you're not going to eat?
[05:28] yos
This jumbo Hamburg steak is addictive!
You should order it.
[05:32] wait
Here's your jumbo Hamburg steak.
[05:38] tak
You guys know nothing about Aoyama.
[05:42] zai
What?
[05:43] tak
Aoyama never eats out.
[05:45] tak
He only eats nutritionally balanced
meals he's prepared himself.
[05:51] tak
He does that so he can stay in
perfect shape as an athlete.
[05:54] tak
He's not like you slobs,
[05:57] tak
who pay no regard to your prelim match
tomorrow and eat with reckless abandon.
[06:06] zai
I think his germaphobia just prevents him
from eating food someone else has made.
[06:10] tak
So, Aoyama, I will take care
of this thing for you.
[06:16] yos
Now wait just one minute...
[06:18] yos
That's actually my job.
[06:21] tak
You already have the same dish
in front of you!
[06:24] tos
This? It'll be gone in three seconds flat!
[06:30] tos
Now, gimme that Hamb—
[06:33] tos
You already finished it?!
[06:38] sak
That pervert keeps provoking us!
[06:45] wai
Your cheese-filled Hamburg steak.
[06:47] tak
Huh? I didn't order that.
[06:50] wai
The gentlemen over there
ordered it for you.
[06:52] sak
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[06:56] yos
I don't think you can beat me for speed.
[06:59] tak
You schmuck. You dare to challenge me?
[07:03] tak
All right, then!
[07:06] tsu
It's a dead heat!
[07:08] sak
The next battle is over the Japanese-style
radish-topped Hamburg steak!
[07:11] yos
Huh? Another Hamburg steak?
[07:13] zai
How long is this rainstorm going to last?
[07:17] zai
And how long will this
speed-eating contest go on for?
[07:19] zai
I guess at this point,
they're competing over who can eat more.
[07:22] saK
Wow, only five more dishes and they
will have conquered the whole menu!
[07:26] tsu
In that case,
the one who eats it all first wins.
[07:29] tach
Takechi-san, let's call it quits!
This is such a silly fight.
[07:32] tak
Tachibana, there are fights
you can't afford to lose.
SIGN There are fights you
can't afford to lose
[07:37] tak
Even if it wasn't our regular eleven,
we lost the training match against them.
SIGN We lost
[07:45] tak
Losing against the same opponent twice?
[07:48] tak
My pride won't allow it!
SIGN My pride won't allow it
[07:51] tac
No, wait. This has nothing to do with soccer!
SIGN This has nothing to do with soccer
[07:58] tsu
They're finally on the last dish!
It's everyone's favorite: curry and rice!
[08:02] sak
And now both contestants' hands
have stopped in midair!
[08:05] tak
To be honest, my stomach went
way past capacity a long time ago.
[08:09] tak
I feel like it can't even
take another grain of rice.
[08:12] tak
But you know what?
[08:14] tak
Watch me, Aoyama!
[08:16] tak
I am better than these scrubs
in every regard!
[08:21] sak
Takechi's powering through
to the home stretch!
[08:27] tak
You and I... We met in middle school,
at the training match for the Tokyo try-outs.
[08:35] tak
I still remember the pass you made to me
in the youth internationals.
[08:39] tak
It was the kind of pass
that guides you to the goal.
[08:43] tak
I can't forget how it felt.
[08:51] tak
No matter who they are, any forward
who receives a pass like that
[08:55] tak
will want to receive it again.
[09:00] tak
That's why I've tried everything
I can to persuade him.
[09:04] tak
I wanted to conquer all of Japan with you.
[09:07] saK
The last bite!
[09:09] titl
Pass the ball to me like that once more!
[09:12] saK
Aoyama!
[09:15] saK
"Seasonal dish: the mega-sized
strawberry parfait?"
[09:20] aot
Takechi-san, this is the last item.
[09:22] tak
You perfectionist.
[09:25] wai
This... is our mega-sized
strawberry parfait.
[09:31] tak
Aoyama, that was one hell of a killer pass.
[09:35] tac
Takechi-san!
[09:37] tsu
Hang in there, Takechi! I've brought
my special hyper-mixed drink for you!
[09:42] yos
Dessert goes into a different stomach.
[09:44] sak
Looks like we win again.
[09:49] aoy
The rain's stopped, so I'm going home.
[09:53] girl
So this place we went to last time
with Kana was so delicious.
[09:57] girl
Let's go there together.
[09:59] gi2
Yeah, I want to go!
[10:00] gi3
Kana?
SIGN Tokyo Subdivision Preliminaries Arena
[10:05] zai
That damn clean freak!
Where's that oddball got to?
[10:09] zai
Where did he go?!
[10:10] cap
Calm down, Zaizen.
He was here just a moment ago.
[10:14] cap
He'll be back.
[10:15] sak
Yeah, cool your jets.
[10:18] zai
You guys are way too relaxed about this!
[10:20] zai
The important first match of
the Inter-High preliminaries is today!
[10:23] zai
Dammit, don't you know this already, Aoyama?!
[10:31] aoy
All right.
[10:35] kan
What a drag.
[10:37] kan
Why on earth must they insist on
playing matches at our school?
[10:40] kan
It just creates more work.
[10:48] kan
Hey, you!
[10:50] kan
Why are you washing the bottle I just washed?
[10:54] aoy
Well...
[10:55] kan
"Well"?
[10:57] aoy
Because it's dirty.
[11:02] kan
Then why don't you come and help me?
[11:06] ori
All right! Are you done warming up?
[11:09] all
Yessir!
[11:10] guy
But, Orihara-san,
this Fujimi High we're up against
[11:13] guy
has that Aoyama dude playing for them.
[11:15] ori
So what?
[11:22] kan
It's not like I do this because I want to.
[11:26] kan
My boyfriend happens to be
the captain of the team, so...
[11:29] kan
Gross! What have they been doing in here?
[11:32] kan
Oh, please put that box
on the shelf at the back.
[11:35] kan
My boyfriend's a punk,
but he actually cares about soccer.
[11:40] kan
He told me that today's opponent
in the prelims are a real threat.
[11:45] kan
His name...
[11:48] aoy
Why have you locked the door?
[11:51] kan
Aoyama from Fujimi High School.
[11:54] kan
You won't be getting out of here.
[11:57] kan
Not until the match is over, anyway.
[12:02] txt
Always showing
off his six-pack!
SIGN Takechi Akira
SIGN Tachibana
SIGN New formula
SIGN The cleaning power will astonish you
[12:04] txt
Bring on
[12:04] txt
the foul play
SIGN Orihara Youji
SIGN Kana
SIGN Tokyo Subdivision Preliminaries Arena
[12:10] cam1
This is a surprisingly big crowd
for a subdivision preliminary.
[12:13] cam2
It's because Fujimi High School
has that Aoyama kid.
[12:17] cam2
They're probably all here for him.
[12:19] cam1
I see. He's just that popular, huh?
[12:22] cam2
This is weird, though.
I don't see him anywhere.
[12:29] tsu
Aoyama isn't coming.
[12:30] zai
I'm seriously going to murder him!
[12:33] cap
The match is starting.
[12:35] sak
Let's keep this huddle going
just a little bit longer.
[12:39] mok
I can't find Aoyama-kun anywhere!
[12:41] miw
Seriously?! What's that
chronically late fool playing at?
[12:44] mok
I-I'll go look again!
[12:47] miw
Aoyama going AWOL is an issue,
[12:49] miw
but we also got a bad draw
with this first opponent.
[12:53] miw
It's not like Takada Academy
has any standout players,
[12:57] miw
but everyone on the team
is physically solid and runs a lot.
[13:01] miw
And they don't shy away from
a bit of foul play in order to win.
[13:06] miw
They're famous for being a team
that likes to rough other teams up.
[13:13] sak
Son of a...
SIGN Soccer Team
SIGN Conquer the Nation
Takada Academy Soccer Team
[13:17] kan
I can't let you play in that match.
[13:24] kan
Don't move!
[13:27] kan
I'll scream otherwise.
SIGN I see.
[13:33] aoy
You play dirty.
[13:36] kan
Huh? Wha—
[13:39] kan
What happened?
[13:41] aoy
When I thought about the fact that
I'm locked in here, I suddenly...
[13:44] kan
So not only are you a clean freak,
but you're also claustrophobic?!
[13:47] aoy
Don't touch me.
[13:49] kan
You're such a pain!
[13:51] kan
Just being locked in made you
break out in a cold sweat and collapse...
[13:56] kan
And you're a severe germaphobe, aren't you?
[13:59] kan
Can you even play soccer, a game
where you keep running into people?
[14:04] kan
It's impossible to play this sport
without getting dirty.
[14:09] cam1
They blasted it in on the counter.
[14:10] cam1
Takada Academy bag themselves another goal.
[14:13] ori
All right! Goal number two!
[14:15] sak
Damn.
[14:17] sak
Once they scored, they shored up
their defense and waited to counterattack.
[14:20] tsu
Even though they look like delinquents,
they take soccer seriously.
[14:25] miw
Where are you at a time like this, Aoyama?
[14:31] kan
Just another thirty minutes.
[14:33] aoy
Does your boyfriend know about this?
[14:39] kan
Of course he doesn't.
[14:41] aoy
You looked so shifty just then.
[14:43] kan
N-N-No, I didn't!
[14:44] kan
I'm doing this on my own!
[14:48] aoy
Stop...
[14:51] aoy
Gotou Moka.
[14:54] mok
Anyone who makes Aoyama-kun suffer
has to answer to me.
[14:59] kan
How did you... The lock!
[15:02] mok
This kind of cheap lock
won't even stop me for ten seconds.
[15:06] mok
Some people saw a girl and Aoyama-kun
walking in the direction of the clubhouses,
[15:10] mok
so I unlocked them one by one to check.
[15:14] mok
Aoyama-kun, please hurry!
The match has started!
[15:24] cam1
Fifteen minutes remain,
and Aoyama is missing.
[15:27] cam1
Might be time to pack up.
[15:28] cam2
You said it.
[15:32] zai
That idiot.
[15:34] girls
Aoyama-kun!
[15:35] cam2
Aoyama has finally made it on to the field!
[15:37] cheer
Aoyama-kun!
[15:37] cam1
Fifteen minutes left, two goals behind.
That's an uphill task, even for Aoyama.
[15:42] zai
What were you doing?
[15:44] zai
And why do you have a brush?
[15:45] aoy
Zaizen-san.
[15:47] aoy
I'm going to pass to you.
[15:53] ori
Why is he here?
[15:55] ori
Ha. So you've finally
shown your face, Aoyama.
[15:59] ori
I've been waiting to take you on.
[16:01] ori
But it's really unfortunate that
there are only fifteen minutes left.
SIGN Takada
SIGN 1st
SIGN 2nd
SIGN ET
SIGN Fujimi
[16:12] cap
Aoyama!
[16:14] all
Aoyama's first touch!
[16:16] all
What will he do now?
[16:24] zai
That's way too far for a pass!
[16:26] ori
Ishida, get back! He's going for goal!
[16:31] mob
Saved by the bar!
[16:33] mob
He's really up for this, going for
a long-range shot after just one touch!
[16:39] mob
He's only made one play,
but I can already smell a goal coming!
[16:42] girl
So cool!
[16:45] cam
That's Aoyama. Shoot! Shoot!
[16:48] zai
Tch. "I'm going to pass to you," my ass.
[16:50] tsu
See! That's our Aoyama right there!
[16:53] sak
Did you see that?
[16:54] yos
Right on!
[16:55] ori
I told you not to give him
space or time on the ball!
[16:58] ori
It's dangerous!
[16:59] guy
Yessir! I'm sorry!
[17:00] ori
Damn, so this is Aoyama...
[17:04] ori
How can he move so fast, yet keep
the ball at his feet like it's on a string?
[17:09] cam
He scores! Goal number one for Aoyama!
[17:12] ori
Dammit! He's in a totally different league.
[17:15] ori
But you know, soccer's not
a clean game. You get me?
[17:24] ori
Do it!
[17:28] ori
Put more people on him!
Don't let him get away!
[17:32] cam
It's amazing that he can be surrounded
and still keep the ball.
[17:35] sak
Hey, now...
[17:36] zai
They're being way too obvious
about wanting to hurt Aoyama.
[17:43] cam
He crossed while being surrounded.
[17:45] cam2
And it's on a dime!
[17:47] cam2
How did he even see that?
[17:51] guys
Aoyama got sent flying!
[17:57] sak
Goal! It's two apiece! We're tied!
[18:01] ---
Aoyama!
[18:08] mob
Yeah, that warranted a card.
[18:10] guy
What, really?
[18:12] zai
Bastard! What the hell?!
[18:14] cap
Zaizen!
[18:15] zai
That was totally on purpose!
[18:17] zai
Cut the crap!
[18:19] guy
I just had too much momentum.
[18:24] zai
Hey, are you okay?
[18:26] aoy
I'm fine.
[18:28] zai
You're...
[18:30] zai
totally not fine!
[18:32] aoY
What do you mean?
[18:33] zai
Stop pretending!
[18:34] all
Aoyama's movements have
suddenly become stilted!
[18:39] mok
Once his uncleanliness
crosses a certain threshold,
[18:42] mok
Aoyama-kun gets so stressed out
that he can't play properly.
[18:45] miw
Let's put that away, shall we?
[18:47] orI
Right now, Aoyama is a waste of space!
Let's put them away!
[18:52] cap
Since Aoyama can't move,
we need to cover for him!
[18:55] zai
Yeah, we just have to do it!
[18:57] cam
It's 2-2, and neither team is yielding!
[18:59] cam
There isn't much time left,
so the next goal will decide the game.
SIGN Takada
SIGN 1st
SIGN 2nd
SIGN ET
SIGN Fujimi
[19:03] ---
There!
[19:04] sak
No!
[19:05] cam
Fujimi's defending for their lives,
[19:07] cam
but with Aoyama in that state,
this will be tough.
[19:15] sak
We've somehow kept it tied,
but it's starting to look hopeless.
[19:19] miw
Less than five minutes left!
[19:25] cam
Takada Academy's attacks are relentless!
[19:28] ori
I've got it!
[19:35] ori
I thought...
[19:36] ori
you couldn't move.
[19:40] all
Wow, he controlled that piledriver
on his chest!
[19:43] all
And now, he's counterattacking!
[19:46] guy
I'll make you go flying again!
[19:48] guy
Wha—
[19:50] cam
This is a complete departure from his
earlier finesse. He's going in hard!
[19:54] zai
He came back out of his shell.
[19:56] cap
Yeah.
[19:58] miw
Aoyama hates losing more than dying.
[20:01] miw
When he reaches the last five minutes...
[20:03] ori
Stop, you little turd!
[20:07] miw
the shackles of his germaphobia...
[20:14] miw
can no longer keep him down!
[20:24] cam
He scores! All by himself!
A lightning counterattack!
[20:29] cam2
3-2! Fujimi High School pulls ahead!
[20:33] ori
What is it with you?!
[20:34] ori
I thought you hated getting dirty!
[20:37] aoy
I hate dirty things.
[20:41] aoy
Chief among them...
[20:43] aoy
Dirty cheats.
[20:48] aoy
So I'm going to crush you
with everything I've got.
[20:56] tak
Unacceptable.
[20:57] tak
Aoyama's a monster in the youth division
who's never lost, not even once.
[21:09] cam
Time's up! In the end, Fujimi wins 5-2!
[21:11] all
We did it, we did it!
[21:17] zai
Yeah!
[21:21] all
Aoyama!
[21:25] zai
Learn your lesson already, guys.
[21:31] guy
What is this?
[21:34] guy
Why is the clubhouse so clean?
[21:36] ori
So Aoyama wasn't locked in here,
but stayed back to clean?!
[21:40] girl
Aoyama-kun!
[21:48] tsu
Thank you! Thank you!
[21:50] kan
Aoyama-kun! You're so cool!
[21:54] ori
Kana!
[23:31] nar
You're a germaphobe,
but you're on a sports team.
[23:34] nar
That's hard to fathom, Aoyama.
SIGN Next time
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