Clean Freak! Aoyama kun Aoyama kun is a hot, young soccer prodigy who plays midfielder for the National U-16 Soccer Team. But he’s also an extreme germaphobe! The TV anime adaptation of “Keppeki Danshi! Aoyama kun!” (Clean Freak!! Aoyama kun) portrays the friendships he forms and the challenges he overcomes in a “spotless” coming-of-age story! Season 1 1 - Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Ann     We're deep into added time at the end of     the second half, and the score remains 1-1. [00:13] Ann     This will probably be the last action     of the game for Japan's Under-16s. [00:40] Ann     Goal! [00:54] aoy     You know, I don't mind you celebrating... [00:57] guy     Aoyama! [01:00] aoy     ...but can you please not hug me and stuff? [01:05] aoy     You'll get me dirty. [01:11] Girl     Aoyama-kun sure is a clean freak. SIGN    #01 SIGN    Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak SIGN    Fujimi High School [02:56] Boy     Aoyama-kyun... [02:57] ---     So cool! [02:59] Girls     It's so clean! [02:59] Girls     I wish he'd wipe it every day! [03:10] Girls     Aoyama-kun! [03:11] Boy     Wow, it's so sparkly! [03:13] Girl     You're amazing, Aoyama! [03:16] Girl2     Aoyama-kun! [03:18] Guy     I get it, Aoyama. [03:20] Guy     Even as you clean, you feel like     the dirt keeps coming back, [03:23] Guy     leaving you in an endless loop     where you just keep cleaning forever. [03:27] zai     A-o-ya-ma! [03:32] zai     Practice has already started. [03:35] aoy     Zaizen-san... [03:39] zai     You're already worn out! [03:40] zai     Do you have enough in the tank for practice?! [03:47] zai     I want to hear you guys! [03:49] All     Yes, sir! [03:49] Girls     Aoyama-kun! [03:56] Girl     What kind of soap are you using? [04:06] Girls     Aoyama-kun, that's some     impressive lathering! [04:09] Ta     Far post! [04:11] Ta     Keep your eyes on your man! [04:14] Ta     Here it comes! [04:14] Girls     Aoyama-kun! [04:18] Girls     His hands are so clean. [04:19] Girls     Look at his fingertips! [04:21] zai     Damn you... [04:24] zai     How long are you going to keep that up? [04:26] zai     I'll kill you! [04:35] Miwa     That's enough. [04:42] zai     Coach Miwa. [04:44] Miwa     Kaocchi, Aoyama's an extreme germaphobe. [04:49] zai     Could you please stop calling me that? [04:52] Miwa     Ah, it's all good. [04:53] Miwa     Just keep an eye out for him, as his senior. [04:56] Miwa     After all, you'll be linking up     because of the positions you play. [05:01] zai     "Linking up..." [05:06] zai     Pass! [05:09] zai     Header! [05:11] zai     Eek! [05:14] zai     I don't see it working in the slightest, [05:17] zai     but with him on the team, winning the     district prelims isn't a pipe dream. [05:22] zai     Hey, Aoyama! [05:24] zai     Make sure you stay hydrated. [05:28] aoy     No. [05:31] Guy     Drink it! [05:32] aoy     I'd rather die. [05:34] Guy     What? [05:36] Miwa     I told you. He's a germaphobe. [05:42] Miwa     He won't use something if someone else     has touched or drank from it. [05:47] Guy     Does he really have to wash it? [05:51] Guy     Here it comes! [05:54] zai     Just you watch, Aoyama... [05:57] Guy     It's a cross! [06:00] zai     I have the height advantage. [06:02] zai     I'll jump higher than you and score! [06:08] zai     Why isn't he jumping? [06:12] Guys     Gotcha! [06:16] Saka     Just leave the muscleheads to us. [06:19] Kishi     We got this. [06:20] zai     That was a blatant foul! [06:23] aoy     Is it a throw-in? [06:25] Capt     I'll take it! [06:27] aoy     Thank you. [06:28] zai     What is this? [06:31] Saka     Don't get so worked up. [06:32] Saka     That guy's kinda fun. [06:34] Kishi     Exactly. The real winners are     the ones who have the most fun. [06:37] Guy3     Keep it fun! [06:41] Girls     Aoyama-kun! [06:42] Capt     Here it comes! [06:54] zai     If you think you can get away with     everything just because you're good, [06:58] zai     you're in for a rude awakening, you idiot! [07:00] zai     And you guys! Quit coddling him! [07:03] zai     You know what I mean! [07:04] cap     Dude, don't you realize     you're far more coddled than he is? [07:13] cap     I mean, just look at those     brand spanking new cleats. [07:16] Saka     He's right! Coddle City! [07:18] zai     I got these from my daddy—     I mean, my old man! [07:21] Saka     Oldest son of a business mogul?     What is your life, a TV show?! [07:24] Saka     Get outta here, Richie Rich! [07:27] All     And what is with that old butler     ferrying you to and from school?! [07:30] All     Yeah! Right on! [07:31] All     Try experiencing the crush of     a morning rush hour train for once! [07:34] ---     Amen! [07:36] zai     Seriously? I'm the more coddled one here? [07:41] zai     No! [07:43] zai     Being spoiled rotten has     nothing to do with this... [07:46] zai     ...and you have even less     to do with this, baseball team! [07:50] zai     Hey, Aoyama! [07:53] zai     You're gonna start     taking soccer seriously! [07:56] Miwa     I told you all to get along! [07:59] Guys     There it is! [08:00] Guys     Miwa-chan's "ippon seoi nage" throw! [08:02] Guys     That's a third dan judo master for you! [08:07] Saka     Another clean throw. [08:08] zai     Why is a judo aficionado even     coaching the soccer team? [08:21] zai     He jumps out of the way of passes, [08:23] zai     he won't head the ball, [08:24] zai     and any kind of contact play is out. [08:27] zai     I don't care how talented he is. [08:29] zai     I will never accept someone like him! [08:43] zai     Hey, what are you doing? [08:44] moka     U-Um, I... [08:51] zai     What was that all about? [08:53] Miwa     Kaocchi. [08:56] Gaoy     Coach? [08:58] Gaoy     I really would like you     to stop calling me that. [09:03] Gaoy     What's up? [09:04] Gaoy     I'll take care of locking up     the clubhouse. [09:07] Miwa     It's not that. It's about     Aoyama being a clean freak. [09:12] Kaoy     I don't care if     he's a clean freak or whatever. [09:15] Kaoy     He's either not serious about soccer,     or he just doesn't care. [09:18] Miwa     You think so? [09:19] Kaoy     It's obvious! [09:21] Kaoy     He'll use wanting to stay clean as an excuse [09:23] Kaoy     to just look on when     the game's hanging in the balance. [09:27] Kaoy     He won't even touch the ball     without rubber gloves. [09:30] Miwa     You're right about that. [09:38] Miwa     After every session, Aoyama cleans     the balls like that without fail. [09:48] Kaoy     Well, sure he does.     He is a clean freak, after all. [09:51] Kaoy     But why does he put on     that ridiculous outfit to do it? [09:53] Miwa     He has to, or else he can't clean the balls. [09:57] Miwa     It's a tremendous handicap. [09:59] Miwa     He can't do what everybody     is able to do naturally. [10:03] Miwa     You sweat and get dirty. [10:05] Miwa     Once the game starts,     you can't avoid contact with others. [10:10] Miwa     It must be rough for a germaphobe. [10:13] Miwa     In spite of all that,     he engages in soccer activities every day. [10:18] Miwa     Polishing the balls is probably     like a ritual to him. [10:23] Miwa     It's like a "thank you" to the balls. [10:27] Miwa     Aoyama is a true soccer nerd. [10:31] txt     Clean Freak! Aoyama-kun [10:34] txt     Hot-Blooded     Scion!     Zaizen Kaoru SIGN    Fujimi High School [10:40] Guy     So this is Fujimi High School,      where I'll find Aoyama. [10:43] Guy     I don't believe this. [10:45] Guy     Oh, well. It won't matter once I win. [10:48] Guy     From tomorrow, you'll be part of our team! [10:52] zai     That's the famous Oshigami-Minami High. [10:56] Capt     That's Takechi, the guy who was picked     along with Aoyama for Japan's Under-16s. [11:00] Capt     He's Tokyo's number one forward. [11:04] Take     Thank you. [11:06] Miwa     Thank you. [11:08] Capt     I heard they'd only send the reserves... [11:11] Capt     He's coming this way. [11:13] Guy     Fine by me. [11:15] Guy     I'll go introduce myself. [11:16] Capt     Hey! Don't cause any trouble! [11:20] zai     Hey. [11:20] Take     It's been a while, Aoyama! [11:23] aoy     Takechi-san? [11:26] Guy     That over-waxed little gel-head! [11:34] capt     He's actually gelled it really well. [11:37] Take     Aoyama, why did you reject our invitation? [11:41] Take     This school crashes out     in the district preliminaries every year. [11:46] Take     You've been given a gift. [11:49] Take     So where's the sense in     letting it go to waste here? [11:52] Guys     Hey! What's that supposed to mean?! [11:54] Take     I bet you guys can't comprehend     the artistry or true value of Aoyama's game! [12:01] Take     I can't allow Aoyama to keep playing     on this team of scrubs. [12:07] Guy1     Just who the hell do you think you are?! [12:11] Take     Don't touch me. [12:13] aoy     Takechi-san. [12:16] aoy     I came to this school because     it has something unique about it. [12:25] Guys     Aoyama... [12:30] Guy     Goal! [12:31] guy2     Oshigami-Minami takes the lead! [12:37] zai     Dammit... [12:38] Take     What could this team possibly have     that brought you here? [12:44] Take     Will you show me in this match? [12:47] aoy     Takechi-san, why are you     showing off your abs? [12:52] aoy     It's gross. Could you please stop? [12:54] Take     You need a fit, muscular body to get     you through the rigors of this game! [13:01] Take     You want to have a body like mine too, right? [13:26] Play     Aoyama's on the attack! [13:28] Play     Close him down! [13:29] ---     R-Right! [13:30] Take     This is bad! [13:34] Take     I don't care if you foul him! [13:36] Take     Just stop him in his tracks! [13:44] Play     It's no use. We can't stop him. [13:46] Play     I'll just have to... [13:49] Play     Huh? [13:51] take     Keeper! [14:02] Goal     He's not shooting? [14:04] Goal     You think you can mess around? [14:05] Goal     I'll grab it before you get past me! [14:15] Goal     What? [14:23] Capt     Goal! [14:25] Girls     Aoyama-kun! [14:27] zai     Damn. He made that goal all by himself. [14:30] Take     Exquisite. [14:33] Girl     He didn't let anyone lay a finger on him, [14:35] Girl     and then he finished it off     with a rabona nutmeg! [14:38] Girl     That's so like him. [14:39] Miwa     In order to stay out of touching distance     from other players, [14:43] Miwa     Aoyama's movements are     frighteningly precise, [14:46] Miwa     and that's consistently true,     from start to finish. [14:48] Miwa     If defenders come near him,     he dribbles right through them. [14:51] Miwa     Or he hits a telling one-touch pass. [14:54] Miwa     Fearing this, the defenders     can't mark him too tightly. [14:59] Miwa     However, if they give him space, [15:02] Miwa     he has an unrivaled precision shot. [15:07] Miwa     This is the playing style     Aoyama arrived at... [15:09] Miwa     after considering all of     the things he cannot do. [15:12] Miwa     The germaphobe's absolute domain. [15:17] zai     We took the lead! [15:18] zai     We're a goal up on the     illustrious Oshigami-Minami. [15:21] guys     Yes, Aoyama! That's goal number two! [15:25] zai     I don't want to admit it,     but he has real skill. [15:30] guy     H-He didn't move? [15:34] miwa     He's really consistent about     not doing anything that'll get him dirty. SIGN    Fujimi SIGN    1st 2nd Total SIGN    Oshigami- Minami [15:43] tac     Takechi-san's on edge because     we ended the first half 2-1 behind. [15:49] tak     Tachibana! [15:50] tac     Yes! [15:52] tak     Did you see Aoyama's almost     illegally beautiful plays? [15:56] tak     He is a veritable treasure     of Japan's soccer world. [15:59] tac     Takechi-san, he's still our opponent. [16:02] tak     I know. [16:04] tak     We won't let him have his way     in the second half! [16:07] guy     The second half is beginning! [16:16] zai     Four defenders marking Aoyama?! [16:19] cap     Dammit. There's no way to pass to Aoyama! [16:22] tad     Captain! [16:23] cap     All right, Tada! [16:28] tak     Laughable. [16:29] tak     As long as Aoyama doesn't get the ball, [16:32] tak     Fujimi High has even less bite     than a toothless tiger. [16:35] zai     You wish! [16:37] zai     Putting four men on Aoyama     gives the rest of us a lot more space! [16:39] zai     We'll attack without him! [16:41] ishi     There! [16:42] zai     Watch this! [16:46] guy     Wow, this guy can't use his feet at all. [16:49] tak     Ugly. That was too ugly for words. [16:52] cap     I understand what you're trying to do, [16:55] cap     but you know you're not great     with the ball at your feet. [16:58] zai     Dammit! [17:07] miwa     This is bad. SIGN    Fujimi SIGN    1st 2nd Total SIGN    Oshigami- Minami [17:09] miwa     Just by shutting down Aoyama,     the difference is stark. [17:16] tak     You get it now, don't you? [17:19] tak     This isn't where     you're supposed to be, Aoyama. [17:24] tak     It's not too late. Join us. [17:27] miw     Kaocchi! Come here! [17:31] miw     Ten minutes left. [17:33] miw     But isn't there something wrong     with Aoyama's movements? [17:35] miw     Normally, it doesn't matter how     many people there are on him. [17:38] zai     You're right. [17:40] miw     It's possible he's injured. [17:43] zai     Hey, Aoyama! [17:46] zai     Are you hurt or something? [17:50] aoy     No. [17:52] zai     What gives, then? [17:53] zai     Huh? [17:55] zai     Son of a... Look at your feet! [17:58] zai     Don't tell me you're just      avoiding getting dirty! [18:04] zai     Stop screwing around! [18:05] zai     If you don't want to play, get off the field! [18:13] (Flashback) aoy     I came to this school because     it has something unique about it. [18:19] zai     Why? Why did you come here?! [18:23] zai     In the first half, I actually thought     you might be serious about soccer. [18:28] zai     But now, you're just... [18:34] zai     You disappoint me. [18:35] guy     Last five minutes! [18:38] tad     I got this! [18:42] tad     Oh crap! [18:45] take     Losers, all of you! This is... [18:49] take     ...the end! [18:58] take     He blocked it with his face?! [19:01] cap     Counterattack! [19:06] zai     I... [19:07] zai     I don't have the skill or talent Aoyama has. [19:12] zai     But you know what? [19:14] zai     It doesn't matter if the opponent's     a famous school or not... [19:18] zai     I want to win! [19:20] cap     Zaizen! [19:22] zai     I'm giving soccer everything I've got here! [19:36] zai     Damn you! [20:06] guys     Goal! [20:14] zai     I thought you didn't want to get dirty. [20:18] aoy     If it's just the last five minutes,     I can handle it. [20:21] aoy     I really hate losing. [20:25] zai     This guy... [20:28] zai     Aoyama's a clean freak     who has a rod up his ass, [20:31] zai     so to be honest,     I don't like this first-year. SIGN    1st SIGN    2nd SIGN    Total [20:37] zai     But you know what? [20:39] ---     Yippee! [20:43] zai     When it comes to the desire to win,     he's just like us. [20:47] zai     That makes him a reliable teammate! [20:55] zai     Aoyama, you bastard! [20:58] aoy     Nice header, Zaizen-san. [21:08] zai     You can have this. [21:09] zai     You're more worthy of the number 10. [21:13] aoy     Zaizen-san... [21:15] aoy     I... don't want it. [21:17] zai     Put it on! [21:19] aoy     I'd rather die. [21:20] zai     Is my shirt that dirty?! [21:21] girls     Aoyama-kun! [21:25] tak     I won't stand for this! [21:27] tak     We were supposed to show our superiority     and talk Aoyama into joining us. [21:31] tak     But instead, we lost! Unthinkable! [21:35] tak     Perhaps I should transfer to Fujimi High. [21:37] tach     What? [21:39] tak     But I wonder what Aoyama was talking about. [21:42] tak     What is so unique about Fujimi High? [21:49] aoy     I'm glad I came here. [21:54] aoy     Every toilet needs this feature. [23:30] mok     I've decided. [23:32] mok     I'm going to support Aoyama-kun     in my own way. SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember? 2 - Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] mok     I met Aoyama-kun in grade school. [00:05] mok     Even back then, he was the kind     of person who caught your eye. [00:10] mok     He possessed a taciturn demeanor     and an indomitable spirit. [00:15] mok     As a highly timid girl,     I found that intimidating, [00:16] (Flashback) tea     Hey! That's not safe! [00:18] (Flashback) tea     Get back in here! Right this instant! [00:18] mok     and we didn't talk to each other much. [00:21] (Flashback) tea     Come on! Hurry up! [00:22] mok     But I will never forget     that one time in fifth grade... [00:29] mok     It was the one and only time that     Aoyama-kun and I had a conversation. [00:41] mok     Aoyama-kun, do you remember? SIGN    #2 [02:17] chee     A-o-ya-ma-kun! SIGN    Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember? [02:21] chee     Good work! [02:22] chee     He's so cool! [02:27] chee     Aoyama-kun! [02:27] zai     Damn groupies. They're nearly on the pitch. [02:31] zai     If you're just spectating,     get out of here already! [02:36] zai     Aoyama, go pick up the balls.     You're good at cleaning up, right? [02:40] ---     Sure. [02:44] zai     Don't expect me to coddle you. [02:54] zai     He sure is a crafty one. Does he     want to avoid handling balls that badly? [03:08] aoy     Nice header. [03:09] zai     Dude! Aoyama, you did that on purpose— [03:14] zai     Damn him. [03:16] zai     But I'm impressed     he got me with that delay! [03:22] guys     I'm so hot. [03:24] guy1     So... lately, I keep getting the feeling     that someone's checking me out. [03:30] guy2     Don't be ridiculous. [03:31] guy3     You're imagining it. [03:34] guy1     I guess only guys who have loving gazes     cast on them can understand this. [03:38] guy1     Right, Aoyama? [03:41] aoy     That sort of thing doesn't interest me. [03:43] guy3     It's all in your head. [03:44] guy2     Who ever cast a loving gaze on you? [03:46] ---     Nobody cares about you, man. [03:49] guy1     I know no one will ever love me! [03:52] guy2     Wait up, four eyes. [03:54] guy2     Hey, stupid four eyes! [04:07] guys     Fujimi High! Fight! Fight! [04:10] cheer     Aoyama-kun! [04:13] cheer     Aoyama-kun! [04:14] cheer     Aoyama-kun! [04:19] cap     Whoa, it's sparkling clean again today. [04:26] cap     Thanks to Aoyama, the clubhouse is     looking better than it's ever looked. [04:35] zai     Even my school uniform is neatly folded. [04:38] zai     Hey, Aoyama, did you have to go this far? [04:44] aoy     I didn't do that. [04:47] zai     Huh? [04:48] aoy     I'd rather die than     touch someone else's clothes. [04:51] zai     Don't look so smug when you say that! [04:54] zai     Besides, my uniform goes to      the dry cleaners every day! [04:58] guy2     What? To the dry cleaners? [05:00] guy2     You snob! [05:01] guy2     Mine are washed by hand! [05:03] zai     By hand? Wait, are you     wearing silk or something? [05:07] guy2     Of course not! [05:08] guy2     As if I'd wear something like that! [05:09] guy3     Now that I think about it,     Aoyama was training with us the whole time. [05:10] ---     Man, this is why rich people suck. [05:13] guy3     Has someone trespassed in our clubhouse? [05:16] cap     All right, everybody.     Check your valuables, just in case. [05:19] cap     Going forward, we need to make sure     we always lock the clubhouse. [05:22] ---     Yes, sir. [05:32] aoy     A doll? [05:47] caP     They got us again. [05:48] zai     But the door was locked! [05:52] cap     Let's just agree that     this is the work of a fairy. [05:55] all     Okay! [05:55] zai     Are you scared?!     Stop sticking your heads in the sand! [06:01] cap     And that makes it every day this week. [06:03] guy     Thank you, fairy! [06:06] guy2     It's folded all nicely again. [06:07] guy3     I can feel the love. [06:10] guy2     I'm absolutely certain     that the fairy's into me. [06:12] ---     Huh? [06:13] guy3     How did you even arrive     at that, you moron? [06:16] guy2     Mine's folded a tiny bit differently. [06:19] guy2     See? More care and attention! [06:21] guy3     You wish! Mine was folded     with more care and attention! [06:24] guy1     There's nothing uglier than a jealous guy. [06:25] zai     Shut up. [06:32] aoy     That's big. [06:37] cap     Hey, gather round! [06:39] all     Okay. [06:40] all     Let's do this. [07:08] mok     I wonder what Aoyama-kun's up to... [07:31] (Flashback) mok     U-Um, cats aren't scary... [07:36] (Flashback) mok     Aoyama-kun, do you like cats? [07:50] (Flashback) mok     Um, you can have this. [07:53] (Flashback) mok     I made it. [07:55] (Flashback) mok     Can you touch this cat? [07:59] (Flashback) aoy     That cat has a weird face. [08:08] (Flashback) aoy     I'll take it. [08:12] (Flashback) aoy     But could you give it to me     after it's been washed? [08:17] mok     Aoyama-kun was a clean freak. [08:24] mok     Back then, I couldn't give him the doll, [08:28] mok     but we're at the same high school now. [08:35] mok     Even though he's now     totally out of my league, [08:43] mok     I want to cheer him on as much as I can. [08:48] mok     All right. [08:51] aoy     Want me to help? [08:58] mok     Why? No! No! [09:00] mok     Why are you here?! [09:02] mok     It's over. He must think I'm a creep     for breaking in here every day to clean. [09:12] mok     And on top of that,     all those handmade dolls... [09:19] mok     I should've known he wouldn't remember me! [09:35] aoy     This won't do. SIGN    Anti-Bacterial SIGN    Sparkly      Clean [09:40] aoy     If you're cleaning, using this     will yield perfect results. [09:44] aoy     Also... [09:47] aoy     I see the weird face hasn't changed at all. [09:54] aoy     It's been a while, [09:57] aoy     Gotou Moka. [10:00] mok     Aoyama-kun! [10:06] zai     You've got some nerve,     skipping practice to sneak a girl in here! [10:10] guy     And you've made her cry?! [10:12] mok     Um, that's not what happened! [10:15] zai     I see... [10:18] zai     So you're the cleaning fairy. [10:23] cap     We're grateful for all the cleaning, [10:26] cap     but maybe you should've asked first. [10:29] mok     I'm really sorry for cleaning     your clubhouse without asking. [10:33] mok     But I just wanted to be useful. [10:38] mok     I wanted to make you happy... [10:46] mok     Aoyama-kun. [10:49] mok     I wanted to be useful to you. [10:53] mok     I wanted to make you happy. [10:56] All     Captain! [11:03] cap     Of course, this is only if you're willing, [11:05] cap     but can we ask you to clean our      clubhouse in an official capacity? [11:10] cap     As the soccer club's manager, I mean. [11:14] cap     We do have someone here     who's a total clean freak, after all. [11:18] cap     It'd be a real help to have     someone like you on board. [11:24] mok     I, um... [11:28] mok     I'll do my very best! [11:31] all     Hooray! [11:34] all     Woohoo! [11:38] ---     That settles it! [11:41] cap     They're a bunch of weirdos,     but welcome to our club. [11:44] all     Woohoo! [11:48] all     Woohoo! [11:55] aoy     That's big. [11:58] txt     I will protect     Aoyama-kun! SIGN    Gotou Moka [12:01] txt     The team's     comic relief! SIGN    Sakai Kazuma SIGN    Tsukamoto Jin SIGN    Yoshioka Taichi [12:15] aoy     All right. [12:20] coa     Take five! [12:22] mok     I've got water! [12:25] guy     Sweet! [12:30] sak     I'm so tired. [12:34] cheer     Aoyama-kun! [12:37] sak     Aoyama's popularity is still ridiculous. [12:40] sak     There weren't even any classes today. [12:42] yos     And recently, the number     of guys has gone up, too. [12:45] gys     A-o-ya-ma! [12:49] yos     Speaking of Aoyama, [12:51] yos     I heard that he not only takes a shower     after practice, but before, too. [12:55] sak     In fact, if he spots an opening,     he'll take one during practice, too. [13:00] coa     That's it for today! [13:05] tsu     This is Aoyama's towel, isn't it? [13:08] sak     It's on his locker, so I guess so. [13:12] sak     His towel has his initial on it! [13:15] sak     That's so funny! [13:22] zai     Sure, Aoyama's in the shower right now,     but what do you think you're doing?! [13:30] tsu     Just so you know, [13:32] tsu     Aoyama's towel... [13:40] tsu     ...smells super good! [13:43] sak     Stop that, you idiot. It's perverted! [13:46] tsu     If you doubt me, give it a sniff! Here! [13:49] zai     Cut it out! Don't lump me in with you! [13:53] sak     What are you doing, you specky degenerate?     We'll leave you behind. SIGN    Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet, elegant aroma!! Outrageous [14:00] tsu     All right... SIGN    Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet, elegant aroma!! Outrageous [14:02] tsu     "Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet,     elegant aroma! Outrageous." [14:10] coa     Take five! [14:11] coa     Afterward, we'll have     a five-on-five mini-game. [14:16] mok     Aoyama-kun, your towel. [14:30] sak     Ow! [14:33] sak     Gotou-chan, can you please disinfect it? [14:35] mok     R-Right away! [14:39] mok     U-Um, I can't stand the sight of blood... [14:50] mok     All right, Sakai-san, all done. [14:53] ask     Oh! Thank you! [14:57] zai     Pass it! [15:08] sak     Hey, four eyes... [15:10] sak     Aoyama's towel does smell super good. [15:14] zai     What did you just say?! [15:15] yos     Its fresh scent conjured up a vision of     translucent blue. Very Aoyama-like. [15:19] tsu     See, told you so. SIGN    Friendship [15:21] ---     You sure did. [15:22] zai     What is wrong with you guys?     What kind of pervert does that?! [15:25] cap     It's true. It smelled better than I imagined. [15:29] guy     That's Aoyama for you. [15:31] guy2     Even his towel's aroma is alluring. [15:34] zai     D-Did everyone sniff Aoyama's towel but me? [15:42] zai     There's no mistaking it now.     This team is rotten to the core. [15:49] mok     Wh-What should I do? [15:50] mok     If this keeps up, they'll defile Aoyama-kun. [15:53] mok     I mean, his towels! [15:55] mok     Ready yourself, Moka. [15:57] mok     I have to protect Aoyama-kun. [16:00] mok     I mean, protect his towels. [16:15] mok     Tsukamoto-san,     what do you think you're doing? [16:19] tsu     I'm... um... Gotou-chan, what's with the bat? [16:23] mok     I made it myself. [16:24] tsu     It looks like it could easily kill someone. [16:27] tsu     The flowers and cats are cute, but... [16:31] zai     A quick shift from staunch defense     to front-line offense, [16:36] zai     putting intimidating pressure     on the opponent... [16:38] zai     Excellent defense, Gotou Moka! [16:42] mok     And that's how I protected     Aoyama-kun's towels, [16:46] mok     which should have put an end     to the towel shenanigans. [16:55] gir     You know what I heard?     Aoyama-kun's towels smell super amazing. [17:00] gi2     Oh, really? [17:01] gi2     Tell me more! Is that really true? [17:03] gi2     What do they smell of?! [17:04] guy     Aoyama's towels are that good? [17:06] guy2     I heard the aroma is like Cupid's Arrow! [17:08] girl     Is it true that just smelling it     will make your wish come true?! [17:11] mok     The rumor got embellished and     spread like wildfire all over school. [17:17] cap     Wh-What's going on? [17:20] zai     What's happening?! [17:22] ---     This is bad... SIGN    Pure Aoyama fans [17:28] tak     This is part of scouting! [17:31] [SONG] txt     People Who Showed Up     Because of the Twisted Rumor [17:35] guy     Die in a fire, popular guy! [17:37] girl     Boyfriend. SIGN    Simply Nosy [17:41] guy     What's going on? SIGN    Cat [17:50] mok     What should I do? [17:51] mok     I can't protect Aoyama-kun all by myself! [17:57] coa     Take five! [18:11] tak     Aoyama's towel! [18:16] mok     Everybody, please stop! [18:26] yos     That's our Aoyama! [18:27] sak     He's ducking and diving     through that onslaught! [18:31] tsu     And for some unknown reason,     he's also dribbling. [18:35] sak     Amazing! That's amazing,     but he's a grade-A idiot! [18:41] mok     I-I need to protect Aoyama-kun! [18:48] zai     Towel, towel, towel, towel!     Enough of that crap! [18:56] zai     What gave you interlopers the idea that     you can set foot on this sacred field?! [19:02] zai     We're serious about soccer! [19:07] zai     If you get in our way,     I won't care if you're a girl or a guy! [19:09] zai     I'll kill you! [19:15] guy     Zaizen doesn't scare me, but his dad... [19:18] guy2     Yeah. Draw the ire of the Zaizen family,     and you'll get rubbed out. [19:22] ---     Tch... [19:27] coa     Kaocchi, nice power play. [19:34] zai     Jeez... [19:36] zai     I can't believe all those people are     going bananas over Aoyama's stupid towel. [19:40] zai     What a bunch of idiots. [19:45] zai     I'm not a pervert. [19:54] zai     Dammit! [19:58] zai     I'm... [19:59] (Flashback) tsu     It smells super good. [20:01] (Flashback) yos     Its fresh scent conjured up     a vision of translucent blue. [20:05] zai     Aoyama's towel is just... [20:07] (Flashback) cap     It smelled better than I imagined. [20:09] (Flashback) guy2     Even his towel's aroma is alluring. [20:11] zai     I'm... [20:17] zai     What is this nostalgic smell,     so full of kindness? [20:40] zai     It's mommy's smell... [20:49] aoy     You're a pervert. [20:51] zai     No! [20:52] zai     I-It's not like that! [20:53] zai     It just triggered some nostalgia! [20:54] zai     P-Please forget you saw anything! [20:58] aoy     Zaizen-san, please dispose of that towel. [21:03] aoy     I won't forget this. [21:07] zai     Please forget it... [21:12] but     Master Kaoru, shall we wash this towel? [21:15] zai     No, leave it as it is. [21:24] mok     Yesterday, Zaizen-san     took care of the situation, [21:27] mok     but as the manager, I need to work harder. [21:31] aoy     Hey. [21:32] mok     G-G-Good morning! [21:34] tsu     I'm telling you,     Gotou-chan might have a thing for me. [21:37] sak     Nah. If anything, it's me she likes. [21:38] mok     That's right. I'm the manager. [21:41] sak     Oh, hey, Gotou-chan. [21:43] mok     Oh, good morning! [21:45] sak     That's... [21:46] yos     Aw, her tee... [21:47] mok     So no matter how much I like him... [21:52] mok     my feelings for Aoyama-kun... SIGN    Aoyama 4 Life [21:55] mok     ...have to stay a secret! SIGN    Japan U-16's Aoyama Scores the Winner!! [23:32] gir     So this is Aoyama, huh? SIGN    Next time SIGN    The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here 3 - The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] tsu     Hey, have you heard? [00:02] tsu     In order to avoid people,     Aoyama basically never takes the train. [00:06] sak     Really? That sounds like Aoyama. [00:09] sak     He'll have a rough time making it to     our game against Takada Academy tomorrow. [00:16] yos     What's up? [00:18] tsu     Isn't that Aoyama? [00:21] yos     You're right. [00:28] kan     I may be able to give Aoyama     a reason not to show up. SIGN    #03 SIGN    The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here [02:05] all     Mr. Zaizen! Thank you for treating us! [02:08] zai     I never said it was my treat. [02:10] sak     It's our tradition to eat at a family     restaurant the day before a match! [02:15] zai     Stop making up traditions.     I only treated you one time. [02:18] sak     You can't go into battle on an empty stomach! [02:21] sak     We want to win tomorrow, right?     Right, Aoyama? [02:28] aoy     I'm going home. [02:30] sak     Why? He's treating us! [02:32] zai     I just told you I didn't say that. [02:33] sak     Look! It's the next head of     the Zaizen family over here! [02:36] tsu     Aoyama, let's do some killer mixing     at the drink bar and start a revolution! [02:40] aoy     I'd rather get home quickly     and take a shower. [02:46] sak     Looks like nature's providing you     with one right now. [02:51] wom     Welcome. [02:53] wom     Can I take your order? [02:56] zai     This is some guerrilla downpour... [02:57] tsu     We'll all start with the drink bar. [02:59] wait     It's right over there. [03:16] zai     So that's out, too? [03:23] yos     That looks gross. What's with that color? [03:26] tsu     It's cola plus melon soda.     It might look bad, but it's the best! [03:29] tsu     I dipped a teabag in there as well. [03:32] sak     Well, let's prepare ourselves for making it     through the preliminaries tomorrow— [03:36] tak     Unacceptable. [03:39] tak     It's beyond belief that Aoyama's     playing for such a worthless team. [03:43] tak     It's like giving a national     cultural treasure to toddlers. [03:48] sak     You're that perverted forward from     Oshigami-Minami, Takechi Akira! [03:52] tak     Ah, it's the worthless soccer team     from Fujimi High School. [03:55] zai     Who are you calling a worthless team?! [03:58] tak     Aoyama! [04:02] tak     Fancy running into you here.     What a coincidence. [04:04] zai     Stop it with the ab flexing! [04:06] zai     People call you a pervert because     you do that no matter where you are! [04:10] zai     And coincidence? Puh-lease. You always     come and watch our practice sessions. [04:14] tak     Why would I lower myself to     watching a bunch of amateurs train? [04:19] zai     You may think those sunglasses in     your pocket are an adequate disguise, [04:23] zai     but they're conspicuous as hell! [04:25] tak     Well, if the cat's out of the bag— [04:27] zai     You're not even trying to keep it there! [04:28] tak     So you're up against     Takada Academy tomorrow? [04:32] tak     If we fielded our starting eleven     against them, we'd win at least five-nil. [04:37] tak     And if we had Aoyama, [04:40] tak     even the lowest estimate     would see us scoring ten goals. [04:46] tsu     So what? [04:47] yos     Hypothetical scenarios are so pointless. [04:50] yos     Let's eat. [04:51] sak     No matter what you say,     Aoyama's on our team. [04:55] sak     Go home, go home. [04:56] tak     This is why you're all worthless!     You're not getting my point! [05:00] ---     I'm saying you aren't fit     to be Aoyama's teammates! [05:04] zai     Shut up! There are other customers in here! [05:06] zai     Stop shouting! [05:07] girl     What's going on? [05:08] girl     A fight? That's so lame. [05:10] tac     Takechi-san, please calm down! [05:13] wai     I can take your order now. [05:19] yos     It's finally here! [05:21] yos     Thank you for the food! [05:24] zai     Hey, Aoyama, you're not going to eat? [05:28] yos     This jumbo Hamburg steak is addictive!     You should order it. [05:32] wait     Here's your jumbo Hamburg steak. [05:38] tak     You guys know nothing about Aoyama. [05:42] zai     What? [05:43] tak     Aoyama never eats out. [05:45] tak     He only eats nutritionally balanced     meals he's prepared himself. [05:51] tak     He does that so he can stay in     perfect shape as an athlete. [05:54] tak     He's not like you slobs, [05:57] tak     who pay no regard to your prelim match     tomorrow and eat with reckless abandon. [06:06] zai     I think his germaphobia just prevents him     from eating food someone else has made. [06:10] tak     So, Aoyama, I will take care     of this thing for you. [06:16] yos     Now wait just one minute... [06:18] yos     That's actually my job. [06:21] tak     You already have the same dish     in front of you! [06:24] tos     This? It'll be gone in three seconds flat! [06:30] tos     Now, gimme that Hamb— [06:33] tos     You already finished it?! [06:38] sak     That pervert keeps provoking us! [06:45] wai     Your cheese-filled Hamburg steak. [06:47] tak     Huh? I didn't order that. [06:50] wai     The gentlemen over there     ordered it for you. [06:52] sak     Yeah, yeah, yeah! [06:56] yos     I don't think you can beat me for speed. [06:59] tak     You schmuck. You dare to challenge me? [07:03] tak     All right, then! [07:06] tsu     It's a dead heat! [07:08] sak     The next battle is over the Japanese-style     radish-topped Hamburg steak! [07:11] yos     Huh? Another Hamburg steak? [07:13] zai     How long is this rainstorm going to last? [07:17] zai     And how long will this     speed-eating contest go on for? [07:19] zai     I guess at this point,     they're competing over who can eat more. [07:22] saK     Wow, only five more dishes and they     will have conquered the whole menu! [07:26] tsu     In that case,     the one who eats it all first wins. [07:29] tach     Takechi-san, let's call it quits!     This is such a silly fight. [07:32] tak     Tachibana, there are fights     you can't afford to lose. SIGN    There are fights you      can't afford to lose [07:37] tak     Even if it wasn't our regular eleven,     we lost the training match against them. SIGN    We lost [07:45] tak     Losing against the same opponent twice? [07:48] tak     My pride won't allow it! SIGN    My pride won't allow it [07:51] tac     No, wait. This has nothing to do with soccer! SIGN    This has nothing to do with soccer [07:58] tsu     They're finally on the last dish!     It's everyone's favorite: curry and rice! [08:02] sak     And now both contestants' hands     have stopped in midair! [08:05] tak     To be honest, my stomach went     way past capacity a long time ago. [08:09] tak     I feel like it can't even     take another grain of rice. [08:12] tak     But you know what? [08:14] tak     Watch me, Aoyama! [08:16] tak     I am better than these scrubs     in every regard! [08:21] sak     Takechi's powering through     to the home stretch! [08:27] tak     You and I... We met in middle school,     at the training match for the Tokyo try-outs. [08:35] tak     I still remember the pass you made to me     in the youth internationals. [08:39] tak     It was the kind of pass     that guides you to the goal. [08:43] tak     I can't forget how it felt. [08:51] tak     No matter who they are, any forward     who receives a pass like that [08:55] tak     will want to receive it again. [09:00] tak     That's why I've tried everything     I can to persuade him. [09:04] tak     I wanted to conquer all of Japan with you. [09:07] saK     The last bite! [09:09] titl     Pass the ball to me like that once more! [09:12] saK     Aoyama! [09:15] saK     "Seasonal dish: the mega-sized      strawberry parfait?" [09:20] aot     Takechi-san, this is the last item. [09:22] tak     You perfectionist. [09:25] wai     This... is our mega-sized     strawberry parfait. [09:31] tak     Aoyama, that was one hell of a killer pass. [09:35] tac     Takechi-san! [09:37] tsu     Hang in there, Takechi! I've brought     my special hyper-mixed drink for you! [09:42] yos     Dessert goes into a different stomach. [09:44] sak     Looks like we win again. [09:49] aoy     The rain's stopped, so I'm going home. [09:53] girl     So this place we went to last time     with Kana was so delicious. [09:57] girl     Let's go there together. [09:59] gi2     Yeah, I want to go! [10:00] gi3     Kana? SIGN    Tokyo Subdivision Preliminaries Arena [10:05] zai     That damn clean freak!     Where's that oddball got to? [10:09] zai     Where did he go?! [10:10] cap     Calm down, Zaizen.     He was here just a moment ago. [10:14] cap     He'll be back. [10:15] sak     Yeah, cool your jets. [10:18] zai     You guys are way too relaxed about this! [10:20] zai     The important first match of     the Inter-High preliminaries is today! [10:23] zai     Dammit, don't you know this already, Aoyama?! [10:31] aoy     All right. [10:35] kan     What a drag. [10:37] kan     Why on earth must they insist on     playing matches at our school? [10:40] kan     It just creates more work. [10:48] kan     Hey, you! [10:50] kan     Why are you washing the bottle I just washed? [10:54] aoy     Well... [10:55] kan     "Well"? [10:57] aoy     Because it's dirty. [11:02] kan     Then why don't you come and help me? [11:06] ori     All right! Are you done warming up? [11:09] all     Yessir! [11:10] guy     But, Orihara-san,     this Fujimi High we're up against [11:13] guy     has that Aoyama dude playing for them. [11:15] ori     So what? [11:22] kan     It's not like I do this because I want to. [11:26] kan     My boyfriend happens to be     the captain of the team, so... [11:29] kan     Gross! What have they been doing in here? [11:32] kan     Oh, please put that box     on the shelf at the back. [11:35] kan     My boyfriend's a punk,     but he actually cares about soccer. [11:40] kan     He told me that today's opponent     in the prelims are a real threat. [11:45] kan     His name... [11:48] aoy     Why have you locked the door? [11:51] kan     Aoyama from Fujimi High School. [11:54] kan     You won't be getting out of here. [11:57] kan     Not until the match is over, anyway. [12:02] txt     Always showing      off his six-pack! SIGN    Takechi Akira SIGN    Tachibana SIGN    New formula SIGN    The cleaning power will astonish you [12:04] txt     Bring on [12:04] txt     the foul play SIGN    Orihara Youji SIGN    Kana SIGN    Tokyo Subdivision Preliminaries Arena [12:10] cam1     This is a surprisingly big crowd     for a subdivision preliminary. [12:13] cam2     It's because Fujimi High School     has that Aoyama kid. [12:17] cam2     They're probably all here for him. [12:19] cam1     I see. He's just that popular, huh? [12:22] cam2     This is weird, though.     I don't see him anywhere. [12:29] tsu     Aoyama isn't coming. [12:30] zai     I'm seriously going to murder him! [12:33] cap     The match is starting. [12:35] sak     Let's keep this huddle going     just a little bit longer. [12:39] mok     I can't find Aoyama-kun anywhere! [12:41] miw     Seriously?! What's that     chronically late fool playing at? [12:44] mok     I-I'll go look again! [12:47] miw     Aoyama going AWOL is an issue, [12:49] miw     but we also got a bad draw     with this first opponent. [12:53] miw     It's not like Takada Academy     has any standout players, [12:57] miw     but everyone on the team     is physically solid and runs a lot. [13:01] miw     And they don't shy away from     a bit of foul play in order to win. [13:06] miw     They're famous for being a team     that likes to rough other teams up. [13:13] sak     Son of a... SIGN    Soccer Team SIGN    Conquer the Nation     Takada Academy Soccer Team [13:17] kan     I can't let you play in that match. [13:24] kan     Don't move! [13:27] kan     I'll scream otherwise. SIGN    I see. [13:33] aoy     You play dirty. [13:36] kan     Huh? Wha— [13:39] kan     What happened? [13:41] aoy     When I thought about the fact that     I'm locked in here, I suddenly... [13:44] kan     So not only are you a clean freak,     but you're also claustrophobic?! [13:47] aoy     Don't touch me. [13:49] kan     You're such a pain! [13:51] kan     Just being locked in made you     break out in a cold sweat and collapse... [13:56] kan     And you're a severe germaphobe, aren't you? [13:59] kan     Can you even play soccer, a game     where you keep running into people? [14:04] kan     It's impossible to play this sport     without getting dirty. [14:09] cam1     They blasted it in on the counter. [14:10] cam1     Takada Academy bag themselves another goal. [14:13] ori     All right! Goal number two! [14:15] sak     Damn. [14:17] sak     Once they scored, they shored up     their defense and waited to counterattack. [14:20] tsu     Even though they look like delinquents,     they take soccer seriously. [14:25] miw     Where are you at a time like this, Aoyama? [14:31] kan     Just another thirty minutes. [14:33] aoy     Does your boyfriend know about this? [14:39] kan     Of course he doesn't. [14:41] aoy     You looked so shifty just then. [14:43] kan     N-N-No, I didn't! [14:44] kan     I'm doing this on my own! [14:48] aoy     Stop... [14:51] aoy     Gotou Moka. [14:54] mok     Anyone who makes Aoyama-kun suffer     has to answer to me. [14:59] kan     How did you... The lock! [15:02] mok     This kind of cheap lock     won't even stop me for ten seconds. [15:06] mok     Some people saw a girl and Aoyama-kun     walking in the direction of the clubhouses, [15:10] mok     so I unlocked them one by one to check. [15:14] mok     Aoyama-kun, please hurry!     The match has started! [15:24] cam1     Fifteen minutes remain,     and Aoyama is missing. [15:27] cam1     Might be time to pack up. [15:28] cam2     You said it. [15:32] zai     That idiot. [15:34] girls     Aoyama-kun! [15:35] cam2     Aoyama has finally made it on to the field! [15:37] cheer     Aoyama-kun! [15:37] cam1     Fifteen minutes left, two goals behind.     That's an uphill task, even for Aoyama. [15:42] zai     What were you doing? [15:44] zai     And why do you have a brush? [15:45] aoy     Zaizen-san. [15:47] aoy     I'm going to pass to you. [15:53] ori     Why is he here? [15:55] ori     Ha. So you've finally     shown your face, Aoyama. [15:59] ori     I've been waiting to take you on. [16:01] ori     But it's really unfortunate that     there are only fifteen minutes left. SIGN    Takada SIGN    1st SIGN    2nd SIGN    ET SIGN    Fujimi [16:12] cap     Aoyama! [16:14] all     Aoyama's first touch! [16:16] all     What will he do now? [16:24] zai     That's way too far for a pass! [16:26] ori     Ishida, get back! He's going for goal! [16:31] mob     Saved by the bar! [16:33] mob     He's really up for this, going for     a long-range shot after just one touch! [16:39] mob     He's only made one play,     but I can already smell a goal coming! [16:42] girl     So cool! [16:45] cam     That's Aoyama. Shoot! Shoot! [16:48] zai     Tch. "I'm going to pass to you," my ass. [16:50] tsu     See! That's our Aoyama right there! [16:53] sak     Did you see that? [16:54] yos     Right on! [16:55] ori     I told you not to give him     space or time on the ball! [16:58] ori     It's dangerous! [16:59] guy     Yessir! I'm sorry! [17:00] ori     Damn, so this is Aoyama... [17:04] ori     How can he move so fast, yet keep     the ball at his feet like it's on a string? [17:09] cam     He scores! Goal number one for Aoyama! [17:12] ori     Dammit! He's in a totally different league. [17:15] ori     But you know, soccer's not     a clean game. You get me? [17:24] ori     Do it! [17:28] ori     Put more people on him!     Don't let him get away! [17:32] cam     It's amazing that he can be surrounded     and still keep the ball. [17:35] sak     Hey, now... [17:36] zai     They're being way too obvious     about wanting to hurt Aoyama. [17:43] cam     He crossed while being surrounded. [17:45] cam2     And it's on a dime! [17:47] cam2     How did he even see that? [17:51] guys     Aoyama got sent flying! [17:57] sak     Goal! It's two apiece! We're tied! [18:01] ---     Aoyama! [18:08] mob     Yeah, that warranted a card. [18:10] guy     What, really? [18:12] zai     Bastard! What the hell?! [18:14] cap     Zaizen! [18:15] zai     That was totally on purpose! [18:17] zai     Cut the crap! [18:19] guy     I just had too much momentum. [18:24] zai     Hey, are you okay? [18:26] aoy     I'm fine. [18:28] zai     You're... [18:30] zai     totally not fine! [18:32] aoY     What do you mean? [18:33] zai     Stop pretending! [18:34] all     Aoyama's movements have     suddenly become stilted! [18:39] mok     Once his uncleanliness     crosses a certain threshold, [18:42] mok     Aoyama-kun gets so stressed out     that he can't play properly. [18:45] miw     Let's put that away, shall we? [18:47] orI     Right now, Aoyama is a waste of space!     Let's put them away! [18:52] cap     Since Aoyama can't move,     we need to cover for him! [18:55] zai     Yeah, we just have to do it! [18:57] cam     It's 2-2, and neither team is yielding! [18:59] cam     There isn't much time left,     so the next goal will decide the game. SIGN    Takada SIGN    1st SIGN    2nd SIGN    ET SIGN    Fujimi [19:03] ---     There! [19:04] sak     No! [19:05] cam     Fujimi's defending for their lives, [19:07] cam     but with Aoyama in that state,     this will be tough. [19:15] sak     We've somehow kept it tied,      but it's starting to look hopeless. [19:19] miw     Less than five minutes left! [19:25] cam     Takada Academy's attacks are relentless! [19:28] ori     I've got it! [19:35] ori     I thought... [19:36] ori     you couldn't move. [19:40] all     Wow, he controlled that piledriver     on his chest! [19:43] all     And now, he's counterattacking! [19:46] guy     I'll make you go flying again! [19:48] guy     Wha— [19:50] cam     This is a complete departure from his     earlier finesse. He's going in hard! [19:54] zai     He came back out of his shell. [19:56] cap     Yeah. [19:58] miw     Aoyama hates losing more than dying. [20:01] miw     When he reaches the last five minutes... [20:03] ori     Stop, you little turd! [20:07] miw     the shackles of his germaphobia... [20:14] miw     can no longer keep him down! [20:24] cam     He scores! All by himself!     A lightning counterattack! [20:29] cam2     3-2! Fujimi High School pulls ahead! [20:33] ori     What is it with you?! [20:34] ori     I thought you hated getting dirty! [20:37] aoy     I hate dirty things. [20:41] aoy     Chief among them... [20:43] aoy     Dirty cheats. [20:48] aoy     So I'm going to crush you     with everything I've got. [20:56] tak     Unacceptable. [20:57] tak     Aoyama's a monster in the youth division     who's never lost, not even once. [21:09] cam     Time's up! In the end, Fujimi wins 5-2! [21:11] all     We did it, we did it! [21:17] zai     Yeah! [21:21] all     Aoyama! [21:25] zai     Learn your lesson already, guys. [21:31] guy     What is this? [21:34] guy     Why is the clubhouse so clean? [21:36] ori     So Aoyama wasn't locked in here,     but stayed back to clean?! [21:40] girl     Aoyama-kun! [21:48] tsu     Thank you! Thank you! [21:50] kan     Aoyama-kun! You're so cool! [21:54] ori     Kana! [23:31] nar     You're a germaphobe,     but you're on a sports team. [23:34] nar     That's hard to fathom, Aoyama. SIGN    Next time SIGN    Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret 4 - Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Palm Frog SIGN    The SIGN    Swamps SIGN    Smart SIGN    Mage ° Aki SIGN    Smart SIGN    Knight      Thunder [00:03] nar     My name is Narita Shion. [00:05] nar     Like Aoyama, I am a clean freak. [00:09] nar     For observers, being a clean freak     is nothing but a disadvantage... [00:13] nar     A weakness. [00:19] nar     Attract attention, and you'll have to     interact more with people, [00:22] nar     increasing the risk of your getting dirty. [00:25] mag     Here we go! [00:32] nar     But online, I can communicate without     the looming stress of getting dirty. [00:51] voi     Quest complete! [00:55] nar     Letting people in the real world know     that you're a clean freak is idiotic. [01:01] nar     That's why I keep it a secret. SIGN    #04 SIGN    Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret [03:04] nar     This is the only time I can relax at school. [03:09] nar     In an hour, this classroom     will become a battlefield. [03:17] gir     Yuuko, the camera's on the other side. [03:23] nar     All my classmates are vulgar and ill-mannered. [03:27] nar     Worse than trash mobs in the MMORPG I play. [03:38] nar     Stop screwing around     in the classroom, you vermin! [03:41] kir     Sorry, Narita! [03:46] nar     Don't wipe it with your sleeve!     You're just spreading it! [03:50] nar     It's fine. [03:52] nar     I've got the rest. [03:54] nar     The best way is to just not get involved. [03:59] guy     Hey, Aoyama, did you finish     your morning cleaning ritual? [04:03] aoy     Yup. [04:04] nar     I can't fathom why he'd risk getting dirty     by cleaning public property. [04:11] guy     Lately, this online game called     Monstrosity Hunter has got me hooked! [04:29] kir     Sorry, Aoyama... [04:34] nar     Avoid interacting with others     as much as possible [04:36] nar     and above all else, prioritize     reducing the risk of getting dirty. [04:41] nar     That's the smart way to live     if you're a clean freak. SIGN    Home Economics [04:51] tea     Today, you will be making [04:53] tea     pork miso soup with rolled omelet     and a side salad. [04:56] tea     Each group needs to work together     to make it a delic— [05:02] girl     Wouldn't it be better to wash     the vegetables with soap? [05:06] gir     Dunno. [05:08] guy     This is hard to watch. [05:10] kir     The girls in our class have zero girl skills. [05:19] kir     Narita's amazing with a knife! [05:21] rik     Not bad! [05:23] nar     I could do this with my eyes closed. [05:26] guys     Aoyama's slicing veg super fast, too! [05:31] nar     The cucumbers are dancing     and leaping through the air, [05:39] nar     before neatly floating into the bowl. [05:40] nar     This is art! [05:42] tea     That's Aoyama-kun for you. [05:44] tea     That isn't something you can do     unless you use knives a lot every day. [05:51] nar     For a clean freak, that's standard. [05:54] kir     Whoa! Narita's moving super fast,     without any wasted movements! [05:59] kir     He's finishing dish after dish,     all by himself! [06:03] rik     Should I help? [06:06] nar     Leave it to me. [06:07] rik     Huh... [06:08] nar     I can't eat anything that     someone else has made, [06:11] nar     so I have no choice but to cook every day. [06:12] riK     Then I'll just do a taste test. [06:15] nar     Don't put the ladle to your lips! [06:18] riK     Yum! [06:19] nar     Thank you... [06:20] nar     Don't put it back! [06:21] nar     I can't eat that soup now... [06:23] guys     This side is done, too! [06:26] nar     Aoyama... [06:30] nar     It looks like a normal pork miso soup... [06:36] nar     What is this delicious aroma     that grabs you by your stomach?! [06:40] tea     This smells really good, Aoyama-kun. [06:44] aoy     I used homemade miso for it. [06:46] tea     Huh? [06:47] nar     Homemade miso? That's cheating! [06:50] guy     Well, let's see how it tastes... [06:51] girl     Thanks for the grub. [06:56] guy     So good! [06:58] girl     My life was worth it for this moment! [07:03] girls     That's not fair! [07:04] girls     I wanna eat something     Aoyama-kun's made, too! [07:06] kir     Me, too! Me, too! [07:09] nar     Even the people in my     group are crowding him... [07:11] nar     I won't forget this. [07:16] tsu     I'm so hungry, I could die. [07:19] tsu     I always get famished by fourth period. [07:21] yos     Just one more hour to go. [07:27] tsu     Pork miso soup. [07:31] tsu     Pork miso soup. [07:32] tsu     Pork miso soup. [07:32] tea     Hey, Yoshioka, we're still in class.     Where are you going?! [07:33] yos     Pork miso soup. [07:34] yos     Pork miso soup. [07:35] tsu     Hey, hey, hey now! Yocchi! [07:39] tsu     Pork miso soup! [07:47] all     Is this where the pork miso soup is?! [07:50] guy     More and more people are turning up     because of the scent! [07:54] tea     Your food's capable of drawing a huge crowd? [07:56] tea     What kind of terrifying dish     did you make, Aoyama-kun? [08:00] yos     Gimme some soup! [08:03] guy     The soup is long gone! [08:05] yos     No way! [08:10] nar     I have some fried rice, if you want. [08:15] tsu     Fried rice is great, too! [08:16] all     Fried rice! Fried rice! [08:19] nar     See that, Aoyama? [08:20] nar     At my level, even white rice can become     a delicacy in a matter of minutes. [08:28] kir     Aoyama made chicken rice! [08:32] yos     I'll show you what I can do. [08:35] aoy     Please wait. [08:42] yos     It's not chicken rice! [08:44] yos     It's fluffy omelet rice! [08:47] tsu     What?! [08:49] nar     Damn, that's not fair, Aoyama. [08:52] nar     Making the egg that fluffy... [08:55] tea     Everyone who's not in this class,     go back to your own classrooms! [08:59] tea     What should I do? I'm not tough enough     to get a handle on this situation. [09:04] juu     You should all be in class! [09:06] tea     My saviors! [09:08] juu     What's this? Smells good. [09:11] zai     Can we have some? [09:12] tea     Or not. Just two extra mouths! [09:14] nar     This is bad. [09:16] nar     We don't have enough ingredients     to prepare food for everyone. [09:19] mok     U-Um... [09:21] mok     W-We took this from the dining hall. [09:24] tea     Th-That's a lot! [09:27] nar     All right. With that much food,     we have way more options. [09:34] stu     Pasta with tomato sauce and mozzarella! [09:40] stu     Meat and potato stew! [09:41] stu     Seafood paella! [09:43] stu     Steak with ginger! [09:44] stu     Pancakes! [09:45] stu     French toast! [09:47] stu     These two can make anything! [09:57] (Flashback) dad     Shion, everything here tastes amazing. [10:01] (Flashback) dad     What's wrong? Aren't you hungry? [10:04] ---     We can't eat food that     someone else has touched. [10:08] nar     No. [10:09] nar     Anything we want to eat,     we have to make ourselves. [10:14] nar     You have the same issue, don't you, Aoyama? [10:18] zai     I'm stuffed. [10:19] tsu     Those two are way too good at cooking. [10:21] yos     I can't eat any more. [10:23] girl     I seriously want to marry Aoyama-kun. [10:25] gir2     Me, too! [10:26] bioy     Me, too! [10:27] nar     This is dumb. Why did we even     make food for all those people? [10:38] nar     What are you playing at? [10:40] nar     We don't consume anything     that anyone else has touched. [10:44] nar     Hey... [10:47] nar     Could it be that his germaphobia     has nothing to do with it? [10:51] nar     That he just enjoys cooking? [10:55] nar     Hey, Aoyama... [10:58] nar     Teach me how to make that     raccoon face in a latte. [11:02] aoy     That's a cat. SIGN    Clean Freak! SIGN    Narita Shion SIGN    "I'll do the rest, so don't worry about it." SIGN    Class Rep SIGN    Natural enemies of the clean freak! SIGN    Rikiishi Yuuko [11:11] guy     Quest complete! [11:13] nar     In Hunter*, you play by forming     groups called guilds. [11:16] nar     You could say that teamwork*     is the foundation of success. [11:24] guy     Guild Leader, there's a hunter     that wants to join our guild. [11:28] nar     Oh? [11:37] guy     It's this guy. [11:40] nar     Wait, this raccoon... [11:42] aoi     It's a cat. [11:45] nar     The hairdo, the sour look...     And his nickname is Ao— SIGN    Aoi Sanmyaku [11:49] aoi     Hi! My name's Aoi Sanmyaku! [11:52] aoi     Please call me San-chan! [11:56] guy     He's full of energy, isn't he? [11:58] nar     A-Am I mistaken? [12:00] nar     Nice to meet you.     I'm Smart, the guild leader. [12:03] nar     We're a high-end veteran guild. [12:06] nar     Half-baked hunters won't be able     to keep up with us. [12:08] nar     Will you? [12:09] aoi     I'll crush any monster that comes     my way with these iron fists! [12:25] aoi     Iron Ball Shot! [12:28] nar     What happened to using your fists?! [12:32] nar     An OHKO precision kick?! [12:34] guy     Quest complete! [12:36] mag     San-chan, you're great! [12:38] all     Yay! Yay! Yay! [12:41] nar     Yeah, Aoyama would never celebrate like that. [12:55] nar     He even scrubs places like that? [12:57] girl     Aoyama-kun! [13:03] girl     Um... [13:05] nar     Wait, what's going on? [13:06] girL     P-Please go out with me! [13:08] nar     Seriously? She actually asked him out? [13:10] aoy     Sorry, I can't. [13:12] girl     Dammit, why do you have to be all cool     and collected when you reject me, too?! [13:18] nar     Yup. [13:20] nar     This is what Aoyama's like. [13:28] nar     That's... [13:29] nar     That's the official Hunter key ring that     the game company only gives out [13:32] nar     to the hunters they recognize     as the best of the best! [13:37] nar     Of course, I have one, too. [13:39] nar     And on the back, they engrave your nickname. SIGN    Smart [13:44] nar     Aoyama... [13:48] nar     In Monstrosity Hunter*,     you can have your own room, [13:51] guy     Your room's always so nice and tidy. [13:51] nar     where you invite friends to talk. [13:55] nar     Thank you. [13:57] guy     You know, ever since San-chan joined,     our party hasn't been wiped out once. [14:02] mag     Yes, San-chan's strong, cheerful,     mindful, kind and I think... [14:09] mag     I might be in love with him! [14:16] guy     He ran away! [14:19] nar     What was that reaction just now? SIGN    Smart [14:26] nar     I don't want to ask him outright*     and make him get all defensive. [14:31] nar     I guess looking at Aoyama's key ring     would be the quickest way. [14:34] rik     What's up? [14:36] nar     Nothing. Do you need something? [14:39] riK     I was wondering if I could copy your notes. [14:41] riK     I forgot to take any earlier, [14:44] riK     and you're so smart and always     take such good notes. [14:47] riK     Please show me! [14:49] nar     My beautiful notes! [14:52] rik     Ah, my head itches.     I forgot to take a bath yesterday. [14:56] nar     I can't let this toad have them! No way! [14:59] nar     But I won't let myself get worked up. [15:01] nar     I reckon it'd be faster to take      a picture with your smartphone. [15:04] rik     You're a genius! [15:07] rik     Oh crap, my phone's about to die. [15:09] rik     So can I just take them? [15:11] nar     I'm still using them. [15:13] rik     Come on, it'll only take a second. [15:15] nar     Take a hint! [15:16] rik     Is there some reason I can't have them? [15:20] nar     It wouldn't be smart to let myself     get outed as a clean freak. SIGN    Smart [15:27] rik     Hey, don't run away! [15:30] rik     He's back! [15:32] nar     I copied them in the teachers' office,     so you can have these. [15:35] rik     Oh, thanks! [15:40] kir     All right! [15:43] kir     PE next! [15:45] guy     Yeah! [15:47] nar     PE... I may get chance to take     a peek at Aoyama's key ring then. [15:52] nar     The best time would be     when everyone's changing... [15:58] rik     Huh? My gym clothes have vanished? [16:02] rik     H-Huh? Wait, they've been stolen?! [16:04] guy     What's going on? [16:06] guy2     Rikiishi's gym clothes have been stolen! [16:08] guy     Seriously?! [16:10] pre     All right, boys! Give them back right now,     and I won't report this to the teachers. [16:14] pre     Just so you know, everybody but     the germaphobic Aoyama-kun is a suspect. [16:20] pre     There is only one truth! [16:24] nar     Remove me from your list, too,     Miss Bowl Cut Gorilla! [16:27] kir     But Class Rep, [16:28] kir     how could anyone steal gym clothes from     a locker in a classroom full of people? [16:32] kir     It'd be impossible to do it     without being seen. [16:36] pres     That's true, and we didn't move rooms today. [16:39] pres     Yuuko, when was the last time you saw them? [16:42] rik     I stuffed them into my locker     right before going home yesterday. [16:46] nar     Must have been a real weirdo     who stole something that filthy. [16:50] pre     The classroom gets locked     right after everyone's left for the day. [16:55] pre     The next time it's unlocked     is 7 AM the next morning. [16:58] pre     Which means the crime was likely committed     before all of us got here this morning. [17:03] gir     Come to think of it, isn't Narita-kun     always the first one to arrive? [17:09] gir2     He always leaves the classrooms last, too. [17:11] gir3     It's always the quiet ones. [17:14] rik     Narita, you... [17:16] girl     Gross. [17:18] nar     Me? Gross?! [17:20] nar     What's going on here? [17:22] nar     Don't tell me they actually suspect me! [17:26] nar     Hang on. That's a serious accusation     to make without any evidence. [17:30] pres     But you have no alibi, either. [17:32] pres     And earlier, you were all like, "The best     time would be when everyone's changing." [17:35] pres     I heard it with my own ears,     and if that's not fishy, nothing is! [17:38] nar     Shut up, Miss Bowl Cut Gorilla! [17:41] guy     Show us what's in your bag. [17:44] nnar     The horned garidons are attacking, too?! [17:48] nnar     Aoyama! [17:53] nnar     That rat! [17:54] nnar     He walked out like this doesn't affect him. [17:57] guy     Didn't you hear me, Narita?     Show us your bag! [18:00] nar     Don't touch me! [18:03] nar     Crap! [18:04] nar     This is bad! [18:08] guy     He's the culprit! [18:10] guy     Catch him! [18:15] nar     Dammit! I just wanted a quiet and,     above all, clean school life. [18:23] nar     Why is this happening to me? [18:25] nar     Why doesn't anyone believe me? [18:33] nar     No, my face... the floor... [18:37] aoy     Excuse me... [18:41] aoy     He would never steal this. SIGN    Rikiishi [18:47] guys     Huh? [18:49] nar     A-Aoyama... [18:52] nar     He believed me. [18:56] yam     This gym bag was in my locker. [19:01] pres     Yuuko, don't tell me... [19:03] rik     Oops, I may have gone to the wrong classroom. [19:06] pres     "May have"?! [19:14] aoy     Narita Shion. [19:16] aoy     It'd be better if you just     let them get to know you. [19:20] nar     He... He saw right through me. [19:26] nar     I have no idea what you're talking about. [19:30] nar     I won't accept that. [19:32] nar     I won't let anyone know     that I'm a clean freak. [19:35] rik     Narita! [19:36] rik     S-Sorry. [19:38] pres     Sorry for accusing you     without listening to your side. [19:41] guys     Sorry. [19:42] guys     Sorry! [19:43] guys     Sorry, Narita. [19:45] nar     It all worked out, so it's all good. [19:47] nar     I'm not mad. [19:49] nar     I'm not wrong. This is the smart way     of living as a clean freak. [19:56] riki     Narita, you're such a good egg! [20:00] kir     Get a room, you two! [20:04] rik     Don't get all hot under the collar.     It's only a hug! [20:08] guys     All right, let's blow this joint. SIGN    Aoi Sanmyaku [20:18] nar     So you were Aoi Sanmyaku, after all... [20:25] nar     Is Aoi Sanmyaku here? [20:27] guy     He went to his room to get     an item for the quest. [20:31] nar     To his room, huh? [20:32] nar     Got it. [20:35] nar     The gap between his online and     offline personas threw me off a bit, [20:38] nar     but I guess he can break down the walls     of his germaphobia here, [20:41] nar     and that's why he can show his true face. [20:46] nar     If Aoyama wasn't a clean freak,     maybe he'd be like that in real life, too. [20:51] nar     Anyway, now I just have to     confirm it with him. SIGN    Aoi Sanmyaku [20:58] nar     Hey, Aoi Sanmyaku! It's me, Smart. [21:01] nar     I'm coming in! [21:03] aoi     What's up, Guild Leader? [21:06] nar     Huh? You... [21:09] aoi     Let's go complete that quest already! [21:16] nar     So he doesn't clean because he likes it? [21:30] nar     I'll help. [21:36] aoy     Perfect. [21:37] nar     Or maybe he does... [23:14] guy     For good luck, butt keepie-uppie! [23:17] zai     Focus! [23:19] zai     Our next opponent is     Minamida Fuzoku High School! [23:27] (Flashback) mon     Statues should just stay still. SIGN    Next time SIGN    Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is All About Laughs 5 - Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is All About Laughs Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama SIGN    Team Aoyama [00:09] sat     Damn it! [00:12] cheer     Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma! [00:15] cheer     Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma! [00:18] sat     C-Captain, what are you doing? [00:18] cheer     Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma! [00:23] cap     Nice shot! Good job, Aoyama! [00:26] aoy     Th-Thanks. [00:28] tsu     I never expected our captain to join     Aoyama's fan club: Team Aoyama. [00:34] sak     Oh. [00:36] yos     Here it comes! [00:38] tsu     There, there, there, there! [00:39] sak     And there it is! [00:40] sak     The time-honored treasure in     four eyes' arsenal, butt keepie-uppie! [00:40] tsu     There, there, there, there! [00:47] tsu     It's working! It's working! [00:49] tsu     This'll work tomorrow, too. [00:51] tsu     I'm all about scoring laughs, not goals! SIGN    #05 SIGN    Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is     All About Laughs [02:29] sak     Gotcha! [02:32] yos     Four eyes! [02:34] tsu     Yeah! [02:39] miw     The three stooges are combining nicely. [02:42] all     Yeah, yeah, yeah! [02:46] sak     Go! [02:47] tsu     Oops! [02:47] yos     Hey! [02:48] miw     Um... [02:49] miw     Hi-yah! [02:52] tsu     Ow! [02:54] miw     You're taking it too far. [02:56] miw     But it's great that you put     the team in a good mood. [03:00] miw     Do the same in tomorrow's match, too. [03:02] tsu     Leave it to me. [03:04] oot     Go! [03:05] tsu     There! [03:06] oot     Go! [03:06] tsu     There! [03:07] oot     Go! [03:14] zai     You're goofing off too much! [03:15] sak     It's fine. Tsukamoto's our     "good vibes" officer. [03:19] yos     This is just another day for him. [03:22] oot     Another! [03:23] tsu     Oops. [03:28] cheer     Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! [03:36] cheer     He dodged it! Aoyama dodged it! [03:38] cheer     He dodged it! Aoyama dodged it! [03:40] zai     Captain, what are you doing?! [03:43] yos     You didn't know, Zaizen?     His girlfriend's an Aoyama fan. [03:47] sak     I've gained a newfound respect     for our captain. [03:52] (Flashback) gir     Gaku-kun... [03:54] (Flashback) cap     Yurippe... [03:57] (Flashback) gir     Good luck! [03:59] (Flashback) ---     Thanks! [04:01] (Flashback) cap     Yuri— SIGN    I ♥     Aoyama [04:05] (Flashback) girl     I only love you, Gaku. SIGN    I ♥     Aoyama [04:17] sak     I didn't think he'd choose the life of     being an Aoyama fan with his girlfriend. [04:23] zai     I see. [04:25] zai     He's a member of the Aoyama fan club     and the soccer team captain. [04:29] cap     I'll get going now. [04:31] girl     Yeah, do your best! SIGN    Curse [04:35] zai     This team is rotten to the core. [04:42] all     Good morning! [04:44] gua     Yes, good morni— [04:49] cheer     A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma! [04:52] cheer     A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma! [04:56] cheer     A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma! [04:56] yoos     I totally didn't eat enough yesterday. [04:59] zai     Are you kidding me? [05:01] sak     Feed us our post-match meal again. [05:02] zai     My treat again? [05:04] zai     Get lost! [05:11] min     I never thought the day would come     when the statue wouldn't be useless. [05:19] sak     Today's field is grass! Woo! [05:22] yos     Random diving! [05:24] zai     We didn't come here to fool around! [05:27] mok     I-I don't see Aoyama-kun anywhere! [05:29] zai     Not again! [05:32] aoy     Hi. [05:33] zai     Damn you! Where have you been?! [05:35] cheer     A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma! [05:39] cheer     A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma! [05:42] cheer     A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma! [05:44] cap     I'm going now, Yurippe. [05:46] yur     Okay. Good luck, Gaku. [05:51] cap     Gather round! [05:51] zai     Hell no! What's wrong with you?! [05:55] sak     Four eyes! Do that thing you always do! [05:59] tsu     Y-Yeah, I got it! [06:02] oot     It's what we've all been waiting for! [06:06] tsu     Ow! [06:08] kad     I'm sorry! My ball flew over this way! [06:11] kad     Are you okay? [06:14] kad     Hi, I'm the captain of Minamida Fuzoku     High School, Kadomatsu Ryou. [06:28] kad     Nice to meet you. [06:34] sak     What's wrong, four eyes? You've gone pale. [06:37] yos     Have you got a stomachache? [06:38] tsu     What? Haha, no, I'm fine! [06:41] tsu     Let's go warm up! SIGN    Fujimi SIGN    1st SIGN    2nd SIGN    Total SIGN    Minamida Fuzoku [06:51] shig     Don't let him through!     Force him to the wings! [06:54] cam     Here it comes! [07:01] cam     Aoyama's really something. [07:05] cam     He's playing on a whole other level. [07:10] cam     You know, in the high school soccer world, [07:14] cam     Fujimi High School may very well     become the eye of the storm. [07:18] cam2     I don't know about that. [07:19] cam2     I've shot high school soccer     for 20 years now. [07:24] cam2     And Aoyama, with his exceptional talent,     is certainly the real deal. [07:30] cam2     But that's what's so damning. [07:32] cam2     This isn't the kind of team     he should be playing for. [07:36] cam2     As long as they win, it's all good. [07:37] cam2     But what happens if they lose     a preliminary match like this? [07:41] cam2     In this game, results are everything. [07:44] cam2     You may have a world-beater,      but if the team loses, that's it. [07:48] cam2     Even a player like Aoyama won't get picked     for the national team if they lose so early. [07:52] cam2     And then, he won't have any choice     but to leave Fujimi High School. [07:56] cam2     If this team wants to keep their dream alive,     they must keep winning for him. [08:01] cam2     However, high school soccer crushes     thousands of similar dreams every year. [08:06] cam2     It's no walk in the park. [08:07] kad     Shige, pass it! [08:09] ---     Gotcha! [08:11] kad     This team only has Aoyama going for it. [08:14] kad     In my eyes, this team has a major weakness. [08:19] ---     And that weakness... [08:21] sak     Don't give him any space, four eyes! [08:24] kad     ...is you. [08:36] cro     What? He got into the box with ease! [08:47] guy4     All right! [08:48] shig     Nice pass, Kadomatsu! [08:50] guy9     Now, we're tied! [08:52] sak     What are you doing?!     Stop sleepwalking and play! [08:58] tsu     Sorry... [09:01] sak     Anyway, we're still in the first half. [09:03] yos     L-Let's get back into the game. [09:18] guy     Down the right wing again?     This time, he put it in himself! [09:23] sak     Hey, four eyes! [09:26] kad     Same old, same old, huh, Tsukamoto? [09:30] kad     You haven't changed     one bit since the old days. [09:41] kad     You really are just a statue. [09:49] yos     Did something happen between them? SIGN    Fujimi SIGN    1st SIGN    2nd SIGN    Total SIGN    Minamida Fuzoku [09:55] cam     I guess the first half's ending 2-1. [10:00] cam2     Minamida Fuzoku's parked the bus     ever since they took the lead. [10:06] cam2     But yeah, looking at Fujimi High School... [10:09] cam2     Their number 4 has destroyed their game plan. [10:11] sak     Captain, where's four eyes? [10:14] cap     He walked off toward the school,      so maybe he went to the bathroom? [10:38] tsu     Dammit. [10:42] guy     Aoyama's something else, but it looks     like we've got the better of Fujimi. [10:46] shig     Thanks to that specky slow-mo. [10:51] guy     I heard their number 4 was in the same team     as Kadomatsu-san in middle school. [10:55] shig     I heard that, too. [10:56] shig     He used to act all high and mighty     despite being younger, [10:59] shig     so he got bullied constantly     until he graduated, right? [11:02] guy     So that's why he's still terrified     of Kadomatsu-san. [11:06] shi     Otherwise, he wouldn't be     such a liability in defense. [11:11] guy     Well, after screwing up that much, [11:14] guy     he probably won't play the second half. [11:22] sak     Man, that idiot. Why didn't he tell us? [11:25] yos     Right? [11:29] tsu     I need to get going,     or the second half will start without me. [11:37] tsu     Whoa! Aoyama, you were in here, too?! [11:39] tsu     Don't tell me you've been here     the whole time... [11:43] aoy     You use too much paper. [11:45] tsu     That's the main talking point for you?! [11:47] tsu     Wait, that means you heard everything! [11:50] tsu     Not that it matters. [11:53] tsu     I won't be playing the second half, anyway. [11:59] aoy     Tsukamoto-san. [12:02] tsu     What? [12:04] txt     Team Aoyama Member and     Soccer Team Captain! SIGN    Ishikawa Gaku [12:04] txt     Tamura Yuri SIGN    Thinks too highly of himself! [12:08] txt     Kadomatsu     Ryou [12:11] cam     The second half is starting! [12:21] tsu     Why didn't you sub me out, Miwa-chan? [12:27] miw     It's true that you're currently     a burden on the team, but... [12:34] (Flashback) sak     Miwa-chan... No, Coach... [12:38] (Flashback) sak     You can sub him out immediately     if we concede another goal from his wing, [12:42] (Flashback) sak     but can you please keep four eyes     on the field for a bit longer? [12:47] (Flashback) sak     Please! [12:52] miwa     Those two goof-offs always mess around,     but they asked me so seriously. [12:57] miwa     I can't help but want to trust them. [13:00] miwa     Now's the time for you to fight, Tsukamoto. [13:03] miwa     For your friends. And for yourself. [13:07] cam     Why didn't Fujimi sub out the number 4? [13:11] cam2     Beats me. [13:12] cam2     What I do know is that, [13:14] cam2     as long as he's out there, [13:19] cam2     he'll keep being targeted     by the other team. [13:23] guy     Another attack down the right wing! [13:28] kad     Tsukamoto. [13:40] (Flashback) guy     That's amazing, Tsukamoto! [13:41] (Flashback) guy     You're not that good at soccer...     How come you can do stuff like that? [13:45] (Flashback) guy2     That's so funny! [13:48] (Flashback) kad     Talk about annoying. [14:01] (Flashback) kad     What's the point of performing     keepie-uppies with your butt? [14:04] (Flashback) kad     Are you stupid? [14:07] (Flashback) kad     It's annoying, so never do it again. [14:11] (Flashback) kad     Come on, guys. It's time for practice. [14:14] tsu     Kadomatsu-san was a second-year,     and as the star player, [14:17] tsu     he was the center of the team. [14:19] tsu     Ever since that day,     whenever I drew attention to myself, [14:22] tsu     he'd fire a ball at me. [14:25] tsu     After that happened a few times, [14:28] tsu     I began to freeze up in front of him,     unable to move. [14:34] (Flashback) kad     You're so freaking boring.     You're like a statue. [14:41] tsu     Guys, I'm sorry for being such a burden. [14:44] tsu     It's like I've traveled back in time! [14:46] tsu     I can't move! [14:48] guy     Their number 4 let him run past     like he wasn't there again! [14:52] sak     Not on my watch! [14:56] sak     If we know you're gonna ghost     past him every time, we can stop you! [15:00] miw     Nice, Sakai! [15:04] sak     Don't let him go through you so easily. [15:06] sak     I'll cover you, so be more aggressive. [15:11] tsu     Sakai, I'm sorry. [15:17] sak     Get your head in the game, four eyes. [15:21] sak     You're Fujimi High School's     "good vibes" officer, after all. [15:30] cap     Take it! [15:35] cam     Shouldn't Aoyama be able     to create more chances? [15:39] cam2     It's probably difficult right now. [15:42] cam     Minamida Fuzoku is keeping     more players behind the ball. [15:47] cam2     But, and I don't know how to explain this, [15:50] cam2     it feels like he's waiting for something. [15:54] cam2     At least, it does to me. [15:58] cam     Either way, if they don't     make something happen, [16:01] cam     Fujimi High School will lose. SIGN    Fujimi SIGN    1st SIGN    2nd SIGN    Total SIGN    Minamida Fuzoku [16:03] cam     Here of all places. [16:08] miwa     Ten minutes left. [16:10] oot     They're going down the right again! [16:16] tsu     Dammit! Move! [16:18] tsu     You coward! [16:23] sak     I won't let you! [16:34] tsu     Yocchi! [16:36] guy     Sub out number 4! [16:38] guy     He's useless! [16:40] sak     Shut up! [16:43] sak     Listen up, four eyes!     You have me and Yocchi behind you! [16:46] yosh     We can't get going without you. [16:49] sak     So stop running away! [16:51] sak     Don't you realize     you're turning into a total bore? [16:55] tsu     Sakai. Yocchi. [17:02] tsu     When I joined the soccer team here, [17:06] tsu     I was still depressed. [17:10] (Flashback) all     You're so funny, Yoshioka! [17:14] (Flashback) sak     Coming your way! [17:18] tsu     But thanks to you, I was able to     have fun playing soccer again. [17:34] tsu     I'm no longer... [17:38] guy     They're holding on, but Fujimi     can't get out of their own half! [17:41] sak     I won't let you shoot! [17:45] oot     It was a feint! [17:47] ish     Crap! Kadomatsu's free! [17:50] tsu     A statue? Piss off. [17:54] tsu     That's... [17:55] tsu     ...so freaking boring! [17:59] tsu     I'm not the old me anymore! [18:03] sak     Four eyes! [18:09] kad     Bastard! [18:11] cap     Nice, Tsukamoto! [18:13] cap     Aoyama! [18:17] zai     Let's go! Time to counterattack! [18:20] guy     Aoyama's heading down the right! [18:23] guy     Is he going to cross it? [18:25] guy     Who's the target? [18:30] zai     I'm ready anytime, Aoyama! [18:32] guy     Huh? He's not passing? [18:34] guy     No! He waited too long,     and now he's surrounded! [18:38] cam     Are you really going to lose here? [18:45] tsu     Aoyama! [18:47] guy     Their number 4's making an overlapping run?! [18:53] (Flashback) aoy     In the second half, try to come forward     when you spot the chance. [18:58] (Flashback) tsu     No, like I just said... [19:01] (Flashback) aoy     I'm going to send a pass out to you. [19:10] tsu     Aoyama... [19:14] guy     A rabona! [19:18] tsu     What am I supposed to do with this pass?! [19:20] tsu     Should I use my foot?     No, it's definitely at head height. [19:24] tsu     You idiot! [19:26] tsu     I don't have the skills     to deal with this cross! [19:30] aoy     Tsukamoto-san. [19:31] aoy     Please do that thing     you do to lift our spirits. [19:44] tsu     There. [19:46] kad     What?! [19:48] kad     His butt?! [19:53] all     Yeah! [20:01] tus     I accidentally used my... Wait, what?! [20:04] guy     What was that?! [20:06] guy     He scored a goal with his rump! [20:08] guy     Seriously? No way! [20:09] guy     I've never seen such godly buttock skills! [20:14] tsu     Just how I planned it! [20:16] tsu     That's what the great Tsukamoto Jin can do! [20:20] tsu     Phew! [20:22] sak     You bastard, stealing the spotlight! [20:25] yos     You made us worry, you little turd. [20:28] all     Bam. [20:28] oot     You did it! [20:30] ish     Bam. [20:32] all     Bam. Bam. [20:33] tsu     I-I can't breathe... [20:35] zai     Hey! [20:38] kad     Don't get ahead of yourselves!     You only equalized! [20:45] cam     In the end, it was an easy victory     for Fujimi High School. SIGN    Fujimi SIGN    1st SIGN    2nd SIGN    Total SIGN    Minamida Fuzoku [20:50] cam2     After drawing level,     they got two more goals to seal it. [20:54] cheer     You were amazing again today! Good work! [20:54] cam     Aoyama really is a cut above. [21:03] cam     In the final minutes,     Minamida Fuzoku couldn't contain Aoyama. [21:09] cam2     His team may have won,     but Aoyama was really terrible today. [21:15] cam     Aoyama might have played for     that shot by the number 4. [21:21] cam     In order to restore his confidence     after he'd made so many mistakes. [21:25] tsu     Victory dance! [21:27] cam2     If he loses in a place like this,     he'd be throwing his entire career away. [21:31] cam2     If he really risked that much     just to make that one play, [21:37] cam2     he's an idiot of epic proportions. [23:13] voi     It is Weekly Gonz's hugely popular manga, [23:16] voi     with over 10 million volumes in print! [23:19] voi     And now, "I'm Going to Save This World"     is getting an anime adaptation! [23:32] oza     Guess I'll base my new character on him. SIGN    Next time SIGN    Ozaki-kun Has His Pride 6 - Ozaki-kun Has His Pride Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!! SIGN    Takada Mirai SIGN    Zoom SIGN    Ka-Pow SIGN    Aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaah [00:16] girl     Wh-Why are you doing this? For me? [00:20] guy     If I defeat him... you will be... [00:24] guy     ...free! [00:28] mon     G-Gah! Why?! [00:29] mon     S-Spare me! SIGN    Gah [00:34] hero     Don't rob people of the things... SIGN    Dun dun dun [00:38] hero     ...they hold dear! [00:42] guy     Your work this week is amazing     once again, Ozaki-kun! [00:47] guy     But you do need to get the manuscript up     in the morning at the latest. [00:50] osa     I'm not going to be late. [00:52] osa     I have my pride. SIGN    #06 SIGN    Ozaki-kun Has His Pride SIGN    I'm Going to     Save This World!! SIGN    I'm Going to     Save This World!! [02:38] tsu     Holy crap, this is good! [02:42] tsu     "Don't rob people of the things     they hold dear!" [02:45] tsu     Dude, you're so slow to come to the rescue! [02:49] osa     Is that manga fun? [02:55] tsu     In my view, it's easily number one. [02:58] tsu     I'm Going to Save This World!! [03:00] tsu     already has over 10 million copies in print! SIGN    I'm Going to     Save This World!! [03:02] tsu     An anime adaptation     has already been greenlit, too. [03:05] tsu     Of course, I foresaw its success     right from chapter one. [03:10] tsu     You know, if you want, you can borrow it! [03:14] osa     No, I'm fine. [03:16] tsu     That so? [03:18] tsu     All right, then. [03:23] tsu     What is it? [03:25] tsu     How long are you going to stand there? [03:27] tsu     I can't read like this! [03:31] oza     I see. [03:34] sak     What's going on, four eyes? [03:35] tsu     Nothing. It's just that Ozaki     actually talked to me for once. [03:38] sak     He's always by himself,     so it's hard to know what he's really like. [03:43] girl     It's Ozaki-kun! [03:55] girl     There he goes. [03:58] girl2     How I've missed this feeling. [04:04] girl2     Ozaki-kun always looks intently at things     that catch his attention, doesn't he? [04:08] girl2     Right now, it's a wall. [04:10] girl     I wonder why. [04:11] girl2     Usually, that kinda stare would be creepy,     but when it's Ozaki-kun, [04:16] both     it gives you goosebumps! [04:18] kata     What's wrong with you?! [04:21] guy     What's going on? [04:22] guy     The math teacher, Katahira,     is throwing a fit again! [04:25] guy2     Who's the victim this time? [04:28] kata     Bringing manga to school     is against the rules! [04:31] kata     Confiscated! [04:32] tsu     Please wait! Everybody brings manga to school! [04:36] kata     A rule violation is a rule violation. [04:38] kata     I don't like excuses. [04:44] tsu     No! Wait! [04:46] kata     Manga's a complete waste of time. [04:49] kata     If you have time for that junk,     use it to study more! [04:52] guy     She didn't have to rip it. [04:54] guy2     That was actually cruel. [04:58] tsu     I hadn't finished reading it yet! [05:03] kata     Worst day ever! [05:05] kata     And what kind of woman     goes after someone else's boyfriend? [05:09] wom     I'm sorry! Teehee! SIGN    Ma-kun SIGN    I've fallen in love with someone else SIGN    Ma-kun SIGN    ...I'm sorry [05:12] wom     That thieving cat! [05:17] kata     Cat? [05:18] kata     Wait, what's all this?      I just washed it yesterday! [05:35] moka     There are more now. [05:39] kata     So you're the culprit. [05:42] kata     I'm going to get them taken     to the pound immediately. [05:45] mok     Huh? [05:46] mok     But that's... SIGN    Aoyama Life [05:47] kata     If you're against it, you take them home... [05:50] mok     M-My parents are both allergic     to cats, so I can't do that. [05:53] kata     Blame yourself for feeding them     when you're not ready to take them in. [05:57] kata     This is on you. [05:59] kata     Hello? I'm calling from Fujimi High School. [06:06] kata     Yes. It's about some cats. [06:07] mok     What do I do?     They'll be taken away because of me! [06:12] kata     Please come immediately. Yes. [06:17] mok     I need to do something... SIGN    Aoyama Life [06:20] mok     Anything. [06:23] oza     Okay, stop. [06:26] kata     Huh? [06:28] kata     Hey! [06:29] kata     What are you doing?! [06:32] kata     What was that for?! [06:34] oza     These are my cats. [06:36] ---     See you. [06:38] kata     W-Wait! You'd better pay for my phone! [06:42] kata     You hear me?! [06:44] oza     Then what about that manga     you tore up earlier? [06:51] oza     Don't rob people of the things     they hold dear. [06:55] (Flashback) kata     That thieving cat! [07:04] oza     I didn't throw it. [07:06] kata     Ozaki-kun... SIGN    Aoyama Life [07:10] kata     You acted so tough. [07:12] mok     Bye-bye, kitties. [07:15] oza     Sorry for the wait, Naga-san. [07:17] nag     You're so late, Ozaki-kun—whoa!     What's with those meow-meows?! [07:21] oza     I found them. [07:23] nag     We have to get right down to work [07:25] nag     and send the manuscript before morning,     or we'll be in trouble. [07:29] oza     Roger. [07:30] [SONG] txt     Edge [07:33] kata     I shouldn't have done that. SIGN    Don't rob people of the things they hold dear!! SIGN    Books 1-9 on sale now! SIGN    Takada's latest works are only available in the Weekly Gonz! SIGN    Takada Mirai [07:36] kata     "Don't rob people of the things     they hold dear," huh? [07:41] kata     This manga kinda reminds me of Ozaki-kun. [07:45] nag     Did something good happen today? [07:47] oza     Not really. [07:50] nag     I see. [07:51] nag     School's the best place to     get inspiration for shounen manga. [07:55] nag     Make sure you take in everything. [07:58] oza     Actually, there is someone who's on my mind. SIGN    Rescue complete! [08:09] tsu     So good! [08:11] sak     I want to read Save the World, so gimme. [08:14] tsu     Sure thing. [08:16] tsu     This week, Matsu Suguru     saves a village of cats! [08:21] saK     You moron! No spoilers, four eyes! [08:25] tsu     Then buy them yourself for once! [08:27] yos     I'm eating your lunches, all right? [08:29] both     Wait! [08:30] yos     I won't. [08:31] both     He's chowing down on them! [08:34] oza     He's not here. SIGN    Aoyama Life SIGN    Aoyama Life [08:44] oza     Is he making her clean? [08:52] yur     Which Aoyama-kun do you want next? [08:57] ish     Hm, the Aoyama-kun cleat wiener. [09:00] yur     Shoot! [09:01] ish     Okay. [09:03] ish     Yurippe, your lunches are     the best in the world! [09:06] yur     Oh you, Gaku. [09:08] ish     It's true! [09:10] oza     What's going on? [09:16] team     A perfect interception! So amazingly clean! SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama [09:20] team     Go, go, Aoyama! [09:24] gir     Aoyama-kun, please use this! SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama [09:31] girl     He's so cool! SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama [09:33] oza     So that type of guy is in, huh? [09:35] tsu     Here comes the nice D! [09:38] sak     It crossed the line! Throw-in! [09:40] ish     Aoyama, I'll take it. [09:43] guy     No, I will. [09:45] oza     He's bossing upperclassmen around? SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama [09:48] tem     Eek! Aoyama-kun! Good luck! [09:51] oza     At least wave to them. [10:02] aoy     Control! Control! Control! [10:06] all     Aoyama-sama! SIGN    Step [10:18] dar     Watch out, Suguru.     Something's off about this town. [10:22] sug     Yeah, it's enveloped in an aura of negativity. [10:28] sug     The townsfolk are cleaning     with their eyes dead? [10:28] all     Clean, clean. [10:32] dar     Is somebody controlling them with an ability? [10:34] dar     It can't be... [10:36] sug     You're... [10:40] wiz     The hell-fiend of the wizarding world: [10:43] wiz     The Blue Wizard! SIGN    Dun [10:45] wiz     Vanish, stain! [10:48] sug     What?! [10:49] sug     None of these people want to do this! [10:52] sug     A real man doesn't avoid getting     his hands dirty by using others! [10:57] wiz     The weak desire to be     controlled by someone strong. [11:01] wiz     I am strong. [11:03] wiz     That's why I control the world as it desires! SIGN    I am strong. SIGN    That's why     I control     the world     as it desires! [11:09] tsu     So the new character is a villain... [11:14] tsu     So cool! [11:17] tsu     "I am strong. That's why I control." [11:23] txt     I'm Going to     Save This World!! SIGN    Ozaki Atsumu SIGN    I'm the protagonist of the series!! SIGN    Matsu Suguru SIGN    Darbobble SIGN    Blue Wizard [11:31] nag     Wow, the feedback on this new     Blue Wizard character has been great! [11:35] nag     Looks like he's a real hit! SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!! [11:37] oza     Aoyam—I mean, the wizard is     a selfish villain who controls people! [11:43] nag     I guess maybe a lot of people     view him as an anti-hero? [11:46] nag     Whatever the case, it's good      that the character is popular. [11:50] oza     That was not my intention. [11:53] oza     If that didn't get my point across,     I'm going to make him even more evil! SIGN    Menacing [11:57] girl     Wah, he's come back! [12:01] girl     Wizard-sama! [12:04] girl     Love, love, love you! [12:09] girl     Wizard-sama! [12:11] wiz     Silence, swine. [12:14] nag     Wow, Wizard-sama's popularity     is through the roof! SIGN    Planet of the Maids [12:17] nag     Ozaki-kun! [12:19] oza     But he's doing such horrible things. [12:21] nag     He's evil, but I think people like     the fact that he's true to himself. [12:26] nag     See? SIGN    Alpha SIGN    Wizard-sama's seriously cool SIGN    Alpha SIGN    Wizard-sama's     seriously cool SIGN    Lazy SIGN    Silence, swine. [12:31] ---     Oh, come on... [12:31] ---     Is your heart throbbing? SIGN    Gent with specs SIGN    I am the Wizard!!!!!!! SIGN    Moenyan SIGN     Wizard-sama!     Is too cool!!      Wizard-sama!      Is too cool!! [12:32] ---     It totally is! [12:33] ---     Throb, throb, throb, throb! SIGN    Girl with glasses SIGN    Wizard-sama!! Wizard-sama!! SIGN    brrr SIGN    Matsu Suguru sucks [12:35] maid     Here you go. Your heartthrob café au lait! [12:38] nag     Thank mew. [12:39] oza     Dammit! [12:43] old     Oh, my. Heel, boy, heel! [12:52] oza     This is it. [12:54] oza     I can use this to bring     the Wizard's popularity down. [12:56] sugu     I won't let you do as you please! SIGN    Mwahaha [13:00] wiz     You're all bark and no bite. [13:02] wiz     The only one who can stop me is me! [13:05] sugu     We'll see about that! Go... SIGN    Bam [13:09] sugu     Darbobble! [13:10] dar     This is mutting to me! [13:12] sugu     Nullify his hold on everyone! [13:16] all     I'm awake! [13:18] sug     How do you like that, Wizard? [13:19] sug     Wait, what? SIGN    Run SIGN    Run SIGN    Run SIGN    Run [13:23] wiz     I can't handle dogs! Help me, please! [13:28] nag     How about all this Wizard merch? [13:31] oza     But why is there even Wizard merch?! [13:34] nag     Well, you see... [13:35] nag     People loved him running from the dog. [13:37] nag     His popularity has skyrocketed even further! [13:40] all     Wizard-sama's so cute! [13:42] oza     I'm going to go for the jugular next time. [13:45] nag     Huh? What? [13:46] oza     Even more evil... [13:52] sak     Not losing official matches is one thing,     but he doesn't even lose scrimmages. [13:56] tsu     That's his fifth goal today. [13:58] tsu     He doesn't hold back. [14:00] sat     Dammit! These mittens! [14:02] sat     Mittens! Mittens! [14:05] sak     Ozaki again? [14:07] sak     He's been coming here every day. [14:09] tsu     He must have a lot of time on his hands.     He doesn't do any club activities. [14:13] sak     Don't you think he looks livid? [14:16] yos     His face always looks like that. [14:18] oza     Aoy... [14:19] sugu     ...ue Wizard! I will never accept     your evil existence! [14:24] wiz     If you think all I can do is     control people, you're mistaken! [14:29] wiz     I have never lost a fight! [14:33] wiz     Blue Punish! [14:38] sugu     The town's in danger! [14:40] wiz     Puh-Puh-Puh-Punish! SIGN    Boom [14:47] wiz     The world has gotten     a little bit cleaner again. SIGN    Results of the second "I'm Going to Save This World!!" popularity contest!! [14:52] tsu     Here are the results      of the popularity contest! SIGN    place SIGN    votes SIGN    Blue Wizard [14:56] tsu     In first place with 8,531 votes: Wizard! SIGN    Matsu Suguru SIGN    Darbobble [15:01] tsu     In second place: Matsu Suguru     with 2245 votes. Third, Darbobble. [15:07] tsu     Wizard-sama's so good! [15:09] sak     Let me see this week's Wizard already! [15:14] oza     So be it! He'll become the ultimate evil... SIGN    Big Bang [15:19] oza     ...and vanish along with the entire planet! [15:22] nag     Ozaki-kun... SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!! [15:24] nag     No destroying the planet. [15:27] nag     Otherwise, nobody can save the world. [15:28] oza     But... [15:29] nag     Rejected. [15:32] oza     Then, how about this? [15:38] wiz     All the women of the world are mine! SIGN    Gonz [15:45] nag     Ozaki-kun, I have bad news     about this week's chapter. SIGN    I'm Going to     Save This World!! [15:50] nag     Its popularity is in free fall. [15:52] nag     The female fan base has reacted very badly     to seeing the Wizard be a playboy. [15:59] nag     This is bad. [16:01] oza     So you mean Wizard's popularity     has plummeted? [16:04] nag     Yes. [16:07] oza     There it is! I finally did it! [16:10] oza     Take that, Wizard! [16:14] nag     Ozaki-kun, do you realize      what you're saying? SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!! [16:18] nag     This might be your manga,     but it's also a product of our company. [16:23] nag     This isn't a hobby or a game. [16:27] nag     Ozaki-kun. [16:29] nag     With an anime on the way,     we cannot let the series tank. [16:35] zai     Hey, Aoyama! [16:37] zai     You don't need that for practice! SIGN    Gonz [16:41] oza     A Gonz*? Is he following the series, too? [16:45] aoy     This is four eyes-san's. [16:47] oza     It's ironic. SIGN    Blue Wizard SIGN    Matsu Suguru [16:49] oza     The wizard who's modeled on Aoyama*     has totally usurped the main character. [16:55] aoY     Satou-san was saying something     about mittens, wasn't he? [16:58] zai     Don't ask me! [16:58] (Flashback) nag     Anyway, regaining Wizard-sama's     popularity is priority number one. [17:06] oza     I'm a genius manga author! [17:09] oza     This is a piece of cake! SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!! [17:14] sugu     Today's the day I will finally beat you! [17:18] gru     Garudo Death Gold! SIGN    Boom SIGN    Whoosh [17:26] gur     The ruler of this world     won't be that wizard! [17:30] sugu     What?! [17:31] gru     It'll be me, [17:34] gru     Garudo-sama! [17:38] wiz     Matsu Suguru. [17:40] wiz     Shall we momentarily      put our fight on hold? [17:44] wiz     I don't like that muscle head. [17:46] sugu     You want me to team up with you? [17:49] wzi     It's decided, then. [17:51] sugu     It's a temporary truce. [17:54] oza     How's that? The rivals are teaming     up in this heated encounter! [17:59] oza     Love it! Love it! [18:03] tsu     They jumped the shark. [18:05] tsu     The author just doesn't get it. [18:09] tsu     It doesn't make any sense for Wizard-sama     to team up with that loser, Suguru! [18:15] oza     Suguru, a loser? [18:16] yos     I bet it's just an attempt to     recapture the female fan base [18:19] yos     after Wizard-sama made     all those women wait on him. [18:23] oza     You people know nothing! [18:25] oza     I'm going to take your oh-so-important     reader opinion to heart [18:28] oza     and make you choke on your words! SIGN    Roar [18:36] sugu     Wizard! [18:38] wiz     I'm fine! [18:39] sugu     What? You're tiny! [18:41] wiz     I'm tired. [18:43] sugu     Don't die! Not on my shoulder! [18:47] oza     What do you think, girls?!     Isn't mini Wizard super cute?! [18:51] oza     Love it! Love it! [18:54] girl     What is this? It's horrible! [18:57] girl     The shrunken Wizard-sama's going to die! [19:01] oza     What? That was supposed to be funny! [19:05] girl     I can't read this! [19:08] oza     Dammit! What will make them happy?! [19:11] oza     No, believe in yourself! [19:13] oza     If I put all of my     manga-writing powers into it, [19:15] oza     I can recover the series' popularity! SIGN    I will protect you! SIGN    Bomb [19:19] yos     What happened to his phobia of dogs? SIGN    Badump SIGN    Su-gu-ru [19:27] girls     So last year! Is this author stupid?! [19:29] wiz     For you, I'd gladly lay down my life! [19:33] all     Who even are you? [19:37] oza     Wizard. Wizard. [19:39] all     He doesn't get it. He doesn't get it. [19:42] all     Is the author dumb? [19:44] oza     I don't know what's right     and what's wrong anymore, [19:47] oza     even though I'm the one who created Wizard. [19:52] oza     He reads the series, too! [19:54] oza     I'm going to ask him directly! [19:56] oza     Oh, that's this week's issue! [19:59] oza     The next page is I'm Going to Save This World!! [20:02] oza**     Read it already! [20:03] oza     Turn the page! SIGN    I'm Going to     Save This World!! [20:06] ---     At last! [20:10] all     Aoyama! [20:12] sak     Did you read this week's Gonz? [20:14] sak     Huh? [20:15] tsu     Why is Ozaki in a freshman classroom? [20:18] yosh     Weirdo. [20:19] oza     You! Why did you skip     I'm Going to Save This World!!? [20:24] sak     Isn't it obvious if you're a fan? [20:27] sak     Lately, Wizard-sama's such     a tool, it's unbearable. [20:30] yos     Especially to true fans. [20:32] tsu     True love is skipping reading it! [20:35] oza     I can't do it. I can't do it by myself. [20:39] oza     To write Wizard... to do that... [20:44] oza     I need your help, Aoyama! [20:48] aoy     Um... [20:50] aoy     I skipped I'm Going to Save This World!! [20:53] aoy     because I don't read it. [20:57] aoy     I don't like the art style. [21:01] oza     Why, you! SIGN    Boom [21:05] sugu     Bastard! [21:07] sugu     I thought we were putting our fight on hold! [21:10] wiz     You ugly stain! I'm the hell-fiend     of the wizarding world, Blue Wizard! [21:16] wiz     Trusting me means     something's wrong with you! [21:20] wiz     Come forth, Evil Azure Orb! [21:24] wiz     Blue-Blue Punish! SIGN    Zoom [21:27] sugu     You traitor! SIGN    Boom [21:35] girl     So noble. [21:36] tsu     This is it! This is the revival     of Wizard-sama we wanted! [21:44] oza     You've all got a screw loose. [23:26] oda     Ah! [23:28] oda     So close! SIGN    Aoyama Life SIGN    Next episode SIGN    Odagiri-san Can't Get It In 7 - Odagiri-san Can't Get It In Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] guy     Oh, nice shot! [00:08] aoy     Hey. [00:09] guy     Oh, how interesting.     Let's see you take a shot! [00:15] guy     Why did you dodge that?! [00:18] aoy     I forgot to put on my gloves. [00:19] kir     Dude, can't you do something     about your germaphobia?! [00:22] kir     Is there anything you can     touch with your bare hands?! [00:22] girL     Kirishima-kun, I'm borrowing your ball. [00:28] kir     Odagiri! [00:31] guys     It's Odagiri. [00:32] kir     As pretty as ever today. [00:33] kir     Mio-chan! [00:34] kir     Odagiri is a popular girl and     a starter on the girls' basketball team. [00:38] kir     However... [00:40] kir     ...she rarely gets it in the basket. SIGN    #07 SIGN    Odagiri-san Can't Get It In [02:22] oDA     Wow, you're so good! [02:24] oDA     Kirishima-kun! [02:27] oDA     You're on the basketball team,     so don't let him outshine you. [02:31] oDA     Good luck! [02:35] kir     Right! [02:37] all     Mio-chan! [02:39] kir     Where did you all come from?     Those words of encouragement were for me! [02:57] kir     Are you some kind of     one-man shooting machine?! [03:00] oda     Aoyama-kun, you're amazing! [03:03] oda     How are you so good at shooting     when you play soccer, not basketball? [03:07] aoy     Feeling. [03:07] oda     "Feeling"? [03:09] oda     But it must be harder to feel the ball      with gloves on! Amazing! [03:12] oda     I'm actually really bad at shooting. [03:15] oda     Hey, can I call you "master"? [03:18] oda     I want to steal your technique! [03:21] gir     She's with Aoyama... So annoying. [03:23] girs     Odagiri, it's our turn now. [03:25] oda     Coming. [03:27] oda     Later, master! [03:34] guys     Hey, Aoyama. Not even you can do this. [03:36] guys     Don't you dare... [03:38] guys     ...try to steal the march on us! [03:39] aoy     You're too close. [03:40] gir     You're such a weirdo. [03:41] kir     Listen, Class 1-3's Odagiri Mio has     the best figure among first-year girls [03:46] kir     and the cutest looks to go with it! [03:48] kir     For all us freshmen boys,     she's the girl of our dreams! [03:51] kir     She's a starter on     the basketball team already, [03:53] kir     and during practice, the sweet scent      of her shampoo fills the gym! [03:57] guy     She's cheerful and has     a great temperament. [03:59] guy     And she eats heartily, too! [04:02] guy     And last but not least, [04:05] guy     that smile! [04:06] all     It's the best! [04:07] kir     For us, Odagiri is... [04:09] guy     ...an idol we can be around at school! [04:11] all     Mio-chan! [04:15] coa     Boys, what are you doing?     You're playing a game next! [04:18] coa     Divide into teams already! [04:20] coa     You too, Aoyama! [04:22] coa     You can clean after the game is over! [04:37] mok     Aoyama-kun is good at basketball, too! [04:40] shio     I don't get how he can even do PE... SIGN    Observer (feigning illness) [04:44] kir     Match 2 for the girls is about to start. [04:46] kir     Let's all cheer for Odagiri! [04:50] boys     Good luck! [04:51] boys     Odagiri, do your best! [04:51] boys     You can do it! [04:56] girl     Look at the boys going gaga over her     just because she's got a decent face. [05:00] gir"     Yeah. [05:01] girl     Besides, I don't know how anybody     can think a girl that big is cute. [05:05] gir2     You can say that again. [05:07] gir3     Talk about an attitude problem... [05:08] gir4     Odagiri, don't let them get to you. [05:11] oda     Oh crap, have you all noticed how     much bigger they've gotten lately? [05:16] oda     Boing! [05:17] gir4     That's not what they were talking about! [05:20] all     Don't lose, Odagiri! [05:23] girl     Stupid boys. [05:25] girl     What?! [05:27] boy     What a move! [05:29] kir     I told you.     Odagiri's a starter on the girls' team! [05:32] kir     On top of her perfect physique,     her athletic ability is top notch, too! [05:35] kir     Except... [05:39] oda     There! Now, maybe? How about this? [05:42] kir     She can't shoot the ball to save her life. [05:45] girl     What's this? She's just tall.     She sucks at shooting! [05:50] oda     So close! [05:50] girl     It was nowhere near!     How stupidly optimistic can you get?! [05:54] kir     She really can't score, huh? [05:55] kir     But I hear she stays after practice to train. [06:00] guy     Well, everyone's got their     strengths and weaknesses. [06:06] girL     Here! [06:06] girL     Okay! [06:09] boy     Yamakawa and Shiratori aren't even on the     basketball team, but they're pretty good. [06:15] ---     Nice! [06:16] ---     Yay! [06:18] yam     Right now, we're too busy working     part-time to be part of any clubs. [06:22] yam     Welcome. [06:23] yam     But we played basketball     all the way through middle school! [06:26] gir     Yamakawa-san! [06:29] guy     Yamakawa takes a mid-range jumper! [06:33] kir     Odagiri's doing her best,     but this match might be a tough one. [06:38] gir3     Sorry, Odagiri. We're holding you back. [06:41] oda     It's totally fine!     We're just getting started! [06:45] oda     The next one's going in! [06:47] yam     You missed again! [06:49] shi     Who's the one holding     the team back exactly? [06:53] kir     Odagiri, don't worry about it.     Just keep on shooting! [07:00] yam     Lucky! My ball! My ball! [07:03] oda     I won't let you! [07:07] gir3     Odagiri! [07:08] gir4     Mio-chan, are you okay?! [07:10] oda     Ow. I guess I couldn't reach it, after all. [07:17] (Flashback) coa     If only you could shoot... [07:20] (Flashback) oda     At this rate, your place in     the starting lineup might be at risk. [07:32] oda     Master? [07:35] oda     What should I do? [07:37] oda     What do I need to make them go in? [07:39] yam     You wish there was a quick fix... [07:47] kir     What's with the silence? [07:52] girL     You're staring way too hard. [07:59] aoy     Feeling. [08:03] oda     That's the same thing you said earlier! [08:06] aoy     Feeling. Feeling. [08:10] cao     Odagiri, are you okay? [08:12] oda     Y-Yes! I'm fine! [08:18] shi     Kanna! [08:19] yam     Okay! [08:21] guy     She cut it out! [08:22] gy2     Wow! [08:22] guy3     A fast break from Odagiri! [08:24] shi     Oh, crap! [08:25] yam     It's fine. She'll miss for sure! [08:28] yam     Let's get the rebound. [08:30] kir     Don't tell me... [08:33] oda     "Feeling." [08:34] oda     You mean I should listen to my instincts, [08:38] oda     reach for the basket, [08:39] oda     and dunk it in, right? [08:42] kir     Go! [08:44] oda     Master! [09:09] oda     I did it! [09:10] both     No, you didn't! [09:12] both     That was Aoyama's doing! [09:13] oda     Master, I did it! That was     what you meant, right? [09:16] all     Nice shot, Mio-chan! [09:19] coa     That doesn't count, obviously! [09:24] guy     Aoyama really is something else. [09:27] guy     And it's like he turned it up another notch     for the last five minutes! [09:34] coa     Aoyama, if you're a man,     ram them with your body! [09:39] guy     That would be a foul, sir. [09:41] mik     Never letting anyone touch him...     That's Aoyama-kun, all right. [09:45] guys     Nice shot! [09:49] coa     Aoyama! That's the part where you high five! [09:52] coa     Join in the celebrations! [09:53] guys     That's right! [09:55] aoy     No, thank you. [09:57] all     Oh! Mio-chan! [10:03] oda     Th-This is it! The power of "feeling"! [10:08] all     A slam dunk from Odagiri! [10:11] kir     Amazing, Odagiri! [10:13] oda     I got it in! [10:15] gir4     Good for you. [10:17] oda     Master, did you see that? [10:20] oda     I think I'm starting to get it! [10:22] oda     This is all thanks to your tutelage! [10:24] aoy     I didn't actually do anything. [10:27] aoy     Come on, now. [10:29] aoy     You're being too humble. [10:36] kir     Odagiri, did you just touch Aoyama? [10:41] gir     Hey, don't go randomly touching Aoyama!     Can't you see how much he hates it?! [10:46] oDA     What? Really? [10:48] oDA     Master, I'm sorry. [10:53] gir     What? You're fine?! [10:55] kir     Could it be that you're... [10:57] gir     ...fine with touching now? [10:58] both     No, you're the same as always. [11:02] both     Then, what's changed? [11:03] both     Only Odagiri's allowed to touch? [11:04] both     No way... [11:05] both     Is she special to him? [11:07] both     I-Is he in love with her?! [11:13] tsu     What's the meaning of this? [11:16] tsu     I just saw something good. [11:19] tsu     I just witnessed a huge scoop     with my own eyes! [11:25] tsu     Keep this between us, but Aoyama... [11:30] guy     Seriously?! [11:31] ---     Is that true? SIGN    Super SIGN    Positive SIGN    Odagiri Mio SIGN    Feeling SIGN    Kirishima SIGN    Ariga Sayaka SIGN    We're Class 5! SIGN    I'm in Class 2, dammit [11:47] all     So you're Aoyama?! [11:49] guys     They're the basketball team seniors. [11:52] guys     I hope they're not here to beat up Aoyama! [11:54] guy     If you make Odagiri cry, you will pay! [11:58] guy2     P-Please calm down.     Class is about to start. [12:03] guy     We'll be back! [12:05] gir     This has totally blown up. [12:06] guy     Aoyama and Odagiri, huh? [12:08] guy2     I hear Odagiri isn't against the idea, either. [12:11] gir     The two most popular people in     school might work well together. [12:15] all     Aoyama and Odagiri would     be the ultimate couple?! SIGN    Team Aoyama + Moka [12:21] doc     A lot of the girls are leaving early today... [12:24] guy     Team Aoyama has been decimated. [12:28] team     I can't anymore. [12:29] team     It's over. [12:30] team     Hang in there. [12:32] yur     This might be the end for us. [12:34] cap     What, why? [12:37] cap     I don't get it. [12:43] mok     I had my own insignificance     rubbed in my face. [12:47] coa     G-Gotou-chan. [12:49] mok     Why are you gorging yourself while crying? [12:53] mok     L-Lately, my appetite's     gone through the roof. SIGN    Big Boobs     Monthly SIGN    Soy     Milk [12:57] zai     Hey, Aoyama. [12:59] zai     So have you... [13:01] zai     ...held hands yet? [13:05] zai     What was that sigh for?! [13:13] girl     What's our next class? [13:15] oda     Master! [13:23] all     Oh, look at the famous couple! So intense! [13:31] oad     He left. [13:33] gir     Well, of course he did, with all this ruckus. [13:41] aya     Yeah, and then... [13:46] aoy     Ariga Sayaka. [13:48] aoy     Will you shake my hand? [13:52] aya     What? [13:53] aya     You want to shake hands? What?! [13:57] aya     Well, if you insist. [14:00] aya     There. [14:03] aya     Stop making fun of me! [14:08] aya     Someone help! Aoyama collapsed! [14:11] aoy     Why? [14:12] kir     What are you doing?! [14:15] guy     Someone go fetch a teacher! [14:21] guy     Bam! [14:24] guy     Champion! [14:25] guy     Aoyama, you're next. [14:27] aoy     Never, ever. [14:30] kir     You idiot. As if Aoyama     would ever arm wrestle. [14:35] kir     When you're as germaphobic as he is, [14:36] kir     I bet there are lots of     normal things you can't do. [14:40] oda     Master! [14:43] oda     I scored 30 points in my last match! [14:46] gir     All of them by dunking. [14:48] gir     I'm not sure if that's good or bad. [14:51] oda     Don't praise me so much. [14:53] gir     Ever the optimist, huh? [14:57] aoy     Odagiri Mio. [14:59] oda     That's the first time you've said my name. [15:07] kir     That last game was amazing. [15:10] kir     Odagiri scored a lot of points. [15:12] kir     She's been practicing dunks     the entire time. [15:14] kir     I'm glad. [15:20] kir     What's going on?! [15:21] kir     Aoyama, are you seriously     okay with Odagiri?! [15:24] guy     Ready! Go! [15:28] kir     Wait, so you actually     wanted to arm wrestle?! [15:38] kir     The desk is off-limits, but Odagiri's fine? [15:41] kir     Doesn't that mean... [15:56] gir     Odagiri, those huge things are loose! [15:58] gir     Cover up! [15:59] gir     Get a clue, girl! [16:00] oda     Wait, what? Things were just getting good! [16:04] oda     I can just fix it later. [16:05] gil     That's not the issue. [16:07] gil     Let's go. [16:08] oda     Bye, Master! [16:11] guys     Aoyama! [16:13] guys     Thanks, dude. [16:28] cap     Yum. [16:34] all     I'm so hungry. [16:36] oda     I can't believe I forgot my lunch. [16:44] oda     Master? [16:46] oda     Is this lunch for me? [16:48] aoy     Yes. [16:50] aoy     But in return, will you make     a lunch for me tomorrow? [16:54] all     What? [16:55] all     Are these two... [16:56] all     ...seriously... [16:58] all     ...dating?! [17:02] gir     Hey! What's going on here? [17:04] oda     Master's lunch is so good... [17:06] girl     Listen, will you?! [17:08] oda     I must repay this debt in full tomorrow! [17:15] all     Seriously? [17:16] all     Don't push! [17:20] all     That's the principal's office. [17:21] all     Does he always eat here? [17:30] oda     Since I'm forever in your debt,     I've poured my heart into this lunch! [17:38] aoy     It's huge. [17:40] shi     Do you really think you can eat     something someone else has made? [17:55] kir     Hold it right there! [17:57] kir     We told you, no stealing the march! [17:59] kir     I want to eat Odagiri's food, too! [18:02] all     Me, too! [18:05] kir     So do you always eat in here? [18:08] aoy     Yes. [18:10] guy     I heard you were allowed to eat in here     because you clean the room. [18:14] kir     This guy's trying to keep     Odagiri all to himself. [18:19] aoy     Odagiri Mio... [18:22] aoy     Will you come watch our match this Sunday? [18:29] kir     I didn't know Aoyama was that aggressive. [18:32] girl     He's bold. [18:37] kir     I see this as a declaration of war. [18:39] kir     What will Odagiri say? [18:42] opda     I will! I'll do my best to learn! [18:45] kir     Are they meshing? Or aren't they? [18:47] kir     Are they just showing off?! [18:54] sam     All right, quest complete! [18:56] gir     Yay! [18:59] gir     San-chan, you seem down. [19:01] shi     Aoi Sanmyaku, it looks like     you're having troubles of the heart. [19:07] shi     You're easy to read.     You yearn for human contact. [19:12] aoy     That's not it. [19:14] shio     What isn't? Just so you know,     love is life's biggest waste of time. [19:20] shio     All we should strive for is all-encompassing [19:22] shio     cleanliness. [19:23] aoy     No! That's not it at all! [19:26] aoy     It's not love or anything like that! [19:29] aoy     I just don't know why I was     okay with being touched! [19:36] sam     "Touched"? What's he talking about? [19:38] gir     Who knows. [19:39] shio     I guess if he's that insistent,     I'll believe him. [19:43] shio     But, uh, he's getting stronger and stronger. [19:53] team     Clean, clean, A-o-ya-ma... [19:59] oda     Master's doing his best, Yuu-chan! [20:01] yuu     Odagiri, doesn't him asking you to     watch his match mean he likes you? [20:02] oda     Master! [20:11] anno     Fujimi High School takes the lead.     As expected, he's the scorer! [20:15] oda     Master? And me? [20:26] zai     What's he doing? [20:39] mok     I see. [20:42] mok     Aoyama-kun has always wanted     to do all these things. [20:49] yuu     Why don't you just date already? [20:52] say     What? You're not dating yet? [20:54] kir     I thought you two were all lovey-dovey! [20:56] oda     Uh, not really. [20:58] team     What? Seriously?! [21:00] team     You're not dating? [21:01] team     You're not all lovey-dovey? [21:02] guy     Oh, so they're not dating. [21:05] yos     Hm... [21:05] tsu     I have to spread this right away. [21:07] ---     Aoyama's not dating her, apparently. SIGN    Aoyama's not dating her [21:09] [SONG] txt     I'm so relieved [21:10] [SONG] txt     I believed! SIGN    I'll cheer extra hard now~ SIGN    They weren't being     lovey-dovey, after all!! [21:14] girL     Now that we know that, let's make some noise! [21:18] girL     One, two! [21:19] girL     Clean, clean, Aoyama! [21:23] girL     Clean, clean, Aoyama! [21:23] zai     Hey, Gotou, are you okay? [21:26] girL     Clean, clean, Aoyama! [21:27] mok     I don't know if there are     any romantic feelings there. [21:32] mok     But... [21:34] mok     Maybe Aoyama-kun's just doing everything     he wants to do but can't with Odagiri-san. [21:44] mok     Aoyama-kun! The fact you were     dying to do a high five is just... SIGN    Aoyama Life [21:50] mok     ...too cute! [21:52] mok     It's too much! [23:25] mok     Cleaning, cleaning. [23:35] guy     I love you. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Umeya-kun Is Very Patient 8 - Umeya-kun Is Very Patient Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] guy     Whoa! Another throw from Umeya! [00:11] guy     You're pretty good for a freshman. [00:14] ume     Thanks. [00:15] guy     But how will you deal with this?! [00:33] jin     You've done well to endure our rigorous     training regime to get to this point. [00:36] jin     Your judo skills are the real deal. [00:39] jin     I entrust Fujimi High School's     judo team to you! [00:42] jin     The path to the top of Japan will     no doubt be rocky and punishing, [00:46] jin     but I'm sure you can do it, Umeya Tsubasa! [00:50] jin     I know... [00:55] jin     I know that you can persevere! SIGN    #08 SIGN    Umeya-kun Is Very Patient [02:34] ume     My name's Umeya. I'm a freshman, and I'm     joining the soccer team from today. [02:38] cap     Umeya hasn't played soccer before,     so teach him what you can, guys. [02:43] all     Yes, sir. [02:44] ume     I may not be worthy, but I am     extremely grateful for your tutelage. [02:50] tsu     This guy's so freakin' stiff! [02:55] jud     Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [02:58] jud     Hold it right there! [03:03] jud     What do you mean you're quitting     the judo team, Umeya?! [03:08] sak     What's happening? [03:09] tsu     Why is the judo coach here? [03:12] jud     You were so serious about judo! [03:15] jud     Why are you switching to soccer     all of a sudden?! [03:18] jud     You must have felt yourself     improving and making great strides! [03:23] jud     Wait, was it my cool teaching style? [03:28] jud     Did you not like it?! [03:31] sak     What? [03:32] tsu     You mean overbearing, no? [03:33] yos     I can't believe he's actually     asking that for real. [03:37] jud     No... No! No! No! [03:39] jud     I can see others doing this, [03:41] jud     but it doesn't make sense for     someone with your perseverance! [03:51] ume     I'll carry that for you. [03:53] jud     What?! [03:55] jud     I-It can't be. [03:56] jud     You, an avatar of academic and athletic     excellence, of austerity and fortitude, [04:00] jud     are doing this for a girl*?! [04:03] mok     Wh-Who are you? [04:05] jud     I've lost all respect for you, Umeya! [04:08] jud     As the judo coach, I cannot allow this! [04:11] jud     I don't like it, but I'll have to     beat some sense into you! [04:18] all     Whoa, the new guy threw him! [04:27] ume     I'm sorry, sir, but my mind is made up. SIGN    The Next Day [04:45] oot     What do you think of the new guy? [04:48] sak     What, you ask? It's dead obvious     that he has a thing for Gotou-chan. [04:53] tsu     Poor guy. SIGN    Aoyama Life [04:55] tsu     I mean, Gotou-chan's love     for Aoyama is unshakable. [05:02] sak     He's giving her such a passionate stare,     but she hasn't even noticed... [05:07] yos     He even quit judo, the sport     he'd been playing all his life. [05:12] zai     Hey, new guy! [05:14] zai     If you're here for some ridiculous reason, [05:17] zai     haul your ass back     to the judo team right now! [05:20] zai     We're serious about going to Nationals! [05:26] ume     I'm serious, too. [05:28] zai     That counts as "ridiculous"!     Look at me when I'm talking to you! [05:32] ish     Nice shot, Aoyama! [05:38] ume     Aoyama... [05:49] ume     I'd like to face you, one-on-one. [05:55] tsu     Oh, the new guy challenged Aoyama! [05:59] sak     Well, this was to be expected, though. [06:03] tsu     A newbie taking on Aoyama     is reckless behavior. [06:07] jud     I don't know about that. [06:12] sak     You're here again? [06:14] jud     No matter how strong     an opponent Umeya's facing, [06:18] jud     he never panics or gets discouraged. [06:20] jud     And he refuses to give up to the very end. [06:27] zai     So close, new guy! [06:29] tsu     The tackle didn't work,     but I'm amazed he even caught up to him. [06:32] yos     He's got amazing athletic ability. [06:34] miwa     Seriously. And remember, he was doing     nothing but judo until yesterday. [06:38] miwa     He's quick on the uptake. [06:40] jud     He's the shining star of the judo team. [06:43] miw     Actually, he's ours now. [06:52] jud     Even if he's no match for his opponent now,     he'll definitely win in the end. [06:57] jud     That's the kind of judo he champions. [07:01] tsu     Wait, don't you have your own practice now?     What are you doing here? [07:05] jud     Umeya! Come back to the judo team! [07:08] jud     I'll always be waiting for your return! SIGN    Aoyama Life [07:15] miw     His motivation may be questionable, [07:19] miw     but he looks game-ready. [07:22] team     A-o-ya-ma! Clean, clean! [07:26] team     A-o-ya-ma! Love! [07:41] mok     Wh-What is it? [07:46] mok     H-He's so tall. [07:49] mok     I'm scared. [07:53] ume     I'm the new guy, Umeya Tsubasa. [07:58] ume     I'll help. [07:59] mok     Huh? [08:00] mok     Th-Thank you. [08:05] sak     Oh! [08:06] tsu     What have we here? [08:07] yos     He's making a move. [08:12] sak     Looks like he plans to score brownie points     with Gotou-chan by helping her clean. [08:18] tsu     But all that cleaning's for Aoyama     in the first place. [08:22] yos     She's so admirable. [08:24] all     Yep. [08:37] all     Hey, Gotou-chan! This is the guy's bathroom! [08:40] mok     I was cleaning Aoyama-kun's toile— [08:42] sak     You can't come in     when there are people in here! [08:44] tsu     You can't even when nobody's in here! [08:46] yos     No girls allowed! [08:50] tsu     Aoyama. [09:00] ume     Good morning. [09:03] mok     U-Umeya-kun? [09:12] ume     I'll help. [09:15] mok     U-Uh... [09:35] ume     I'll help. [09:48] mok     Umeya-kun, use these. [09:52] mok     I mean, if you're barehanded,     your skin will get all rough. [09:54] mok     I always carry a spare pair, anyway,     and they're cheap, [09:58] mok     and they're too big for me,     but they should fit you. [10:02] mok     You don't have to return them!     It's just as a thank you, or well... [10:07] mok     I'm happy to have you helping me out. [10:18] ume     Thank you. [10:22] all     Huh. [10:23] all     Huh. [10:24] all     Huh. [10:25] sak     He sure is relentless, isn't he? [10:27] tsu     All that cleaning you're helping with     is something she does for Aoyama... [10:33] yos     This is just so... [10:34] all     Good luck, new guy! [10:37] all     We're cheering for your love! SIGN    Ardent Umeya Support Group SIGN    Aoyama Life [10:46] mok     All right. [10:51] ume     Gotou. [11:03] sak     That Aoyama! [11:05] tsu     He's cleaning the spot that     Gotou-chan's already cleaned! [11:14] ume     Why do you like Aoyama so much? [11:17] mok     Huh? [11:21] mok     Well... [11:24] mok     By the time I realized... [11:28] mok     Before I knew it... [11:30] mok     I'd already started feeling this way. [11:34] ume     I'm the same. [11:48] ume     Hey, Aoyama! [11:58] all     A direct confrontation?! [12:04] ume     Gotou's already cleaned that sink. [12:09] aoy     I see. [12:11] aoy     Thank you, [12:13] aoy     Gotou Moka. [12:17] aoy     But I can't relax unless I do it myself. [12:23] all     You idiot! [12:25] aoy     Four eyes-san. [12:26] tsu     This is why you are just so... [12:29] all     Yep. [12:30] tsu     You're denser than lead! SIGN    Aoyama Life [12:31] ume     Gotou. [12:34] ume     Your feelings... [12:40] ume     I'll help them come true. SIGN    You just need to win in the end SIGN    Umeya Tsubasa SIGN    Umeya, come back to the judo team! SIGN    Jinnai Daisuke SIGN    Cat Festival [12:49] ume     Aoyama, this weekend,     the zoo in Inugashira Park [12:54] ume     is going to hold a cat festival     overflowing with cats. [12:59] ume     Wanna come? [13:01] ume     With Gotou and me? [13:04] ume     This is it. [13:05] sak     Four eyes, Yocchi...     What do you make of Umeya? [13:08] tsu     I'm not sure. [13:12] yos     He's supposed to like Gotou-chan, [13:15] yos     but he's gone out of his way     to invite Aoyama to the zoo. [13:21] tsu     Wait! That turd! [13:23] tsu     Under the guise of rooting for her,     he'll force her into a bad decision. [13:27] tsu     "Rejected!" [13:28] tsu     Then he plans to console the brokenhearted     Gotou-chan and make her his own! [13:33] all     That bastard! [13:36] tsiu     He's so smart. [13:38] sak     Yeah. [13:38] yos     Isn't he just? [13:40] all     Not the point!     That's not happening on our watch! [13:55] yos     Looks like it's come to this. [13:57] sak     As her seniors, we have no choice     but to protect Gotou-chan! [14:03] mok     I-I'm about to go on*     a d-date with Aoyama-kun. [14:09] mok     I'm so nervous, I could die at any moment! [14:14] ume     Aoyama. [14:20] ume     I think it's still too early     to bring those out. [14:22] aoy     Really? [14:27] ume     The cat festival isn't starting for a while.     Why don't we go look at some other animals? [14:33] ume     Gotou, you'll get lost     if you don't walk with us. [14:37] mok     Oh no, my old habit! [14:45] aoy     So huge. [14:48] aoy     So tiny. [14:51] aoy     It moved. [14:54] aoy     It won't move. [14:56] sak     What is it with them? [14:59] tsu     Gotou-chan's looking at Aoyama,     and Umeya's looking at Gotou-chan. [15:02] yos     Only Aoyama's actually     looking at the animals! [15:13] ume     Gotou... [15:16] ume     Since you're here with Aoyama and all,     why don't you talk to him? [15:21] mok     I... I... [15:24] mok     I-I'm so nervous, I don't know what to shay. [15:28] ume     Don't worry. [15:30] ume     Just tell him whatever is on your mind. [15:35] ume     Be honest. [15:37] tsu     I knew it! [15:39] tsu     He's trying to make her     confess her feelings! [15:42] ume     It's almost time for the cat festival. SIGN    Cat Cat House [15:45] guy     All right. This is the cat festival     where you can play with the cats! [15:49] guy     Everybody, please enjoy     playing with all the kitties! [15:59] guy     H-Hey! Please don't hog all the cats! [16:02] guy     But this person's got some amazing     skills with those cat toys! [16:06] mok     Cute. [16:16] oda     Master! [16:18] aoy     Odagiri Mio. [16:19] guy     You, too! Please don't hog the cats! [16:24] oda     Fancy meeting you here.     You're a cat person, too, huh? SIGN    High five memory! [16:33] oda     Heya. [16:37] mok     Odagiri-san? [16:48] yos     This is chaos. [16:52] tsu     Umeya likes Gotou-chan, and she likes Aoyama. [16:56] sak     The three of them were already a weird group. [16:58] sak     Now, on top of that,     Odagiri's been thrown into the mix, too. [17:02] oda     It was a real surprise to find out     that you like cats, master. [17:06] oda     But they're so cute, aren't they? [17:08] mok     Odagiri-san really is cute. [17:11] mok     And she's got a great figure to go     with her cheerful and energetic nature. [17:16] oda     I'm sorry. [17:19] mok     She can even touch Aoyama-kun. [17:22] guy     What the hell is this? [17:23] guy2     Stop with the mushy stuff! [17:27] guy     Huh? You got a problem?! [17:33] sak     This is weird. Umeya's supposed     to be a whiz at judo. [17:42] mok     I need to protect Aoyama-kun! [17:52] oda     All right! Everybody, run! [18:03] oda     That was so scary. [18:05] oda     Gotou-san, you can run so fast!     You're amazing! [18:08] mok     Huh? I'm not, uh, thank you! [18:12] mok     She's so nice. She's a thousand times     more suitable for Aoyama-kun. [18:31] yuu     Could it be that he's... [18:36] ume     Before we leave,     shouldn't we have a go on those boats? [18:39] oda     Count me in! [18:42] oda     Let's go, Yuu-chan! [18:48] jud     Umeya! [18:50] oda     There! [18:55] oda     Oh! Master! [18:58] ume     I'm sorry, but please     don't interrupt those two. [19:03] oda     Huh? [19:07] oda     Wow! [19:09] yuu     Hey, you like Gotou-san, don't you? [19:14] yuu     Why are you trying to set them up? [19:23] mok     I... [19:25] mok     I'm here with Aoyama-kun, but I haven't     been able to say a single word. [19:32] mok     Being with me must be so boring. [19:36] mok     I bet he would've preferred to     ride with Odagiri-san. [19:42] ---     I... [19:44] ume     Hey, Gotou! [19:52] tsu     What's going on? [19:53] tsu     Dammit, we're too far away.     I can't hear anything! [19:55] tsu     Faster, you guys! [19:57] sak     Then you peddle, too! [20:02] ume     How was today? Did you have fun? [20:11] mok     Umeya-kun... [20:15] mok     Good luck. [20:18] mok     Just tell him whatever is on your mind. [20:26] moka     A-Aoyama-kun. [20:30] ume     Be honest. [20:33] moka     I-I haven't been able to say anything all day, [20:39] moka     but I really had a lot of fun today! [20:46] tsu     Don't tell me... [20:49] tsu     Is Umeya seriously rooting for those two? [20:53] mok     I had fun! [20:56] aoy     I see. [20:58] oda     Fishies. Fishies. [20:59] yuu     You... [21:01] ume     I just want to protect her feelings. [21:07] yuu     So you'd be fine if they dated? [21:10] ume     Yes. [21:16] ume     As long as I can be buried     alongside her, I'm fine. [21:20] yuu     What kind of long-term plan is that?! [21:23] ume     Not every couple is destined to marry. [21:27] ume     I just have to be patient     until the time comes. [21:34] jud     That's the man I put my     faith in: Umeya Tsubasa! [21:39] jud     That's what I love about you!     Your unwavering perseverance! [23:28] mak     I understand how you feel. [23:30] mak     Right now, what the soccer team needs... [23:33] mak     ...is a training camp. SIGN    Next time SIGN    Miwa-chan Wants to Do a Training Camp 9 - Miwa-chan Wants to Do a Training Camp Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] miw     Wait, Makio! [00:02] mak     Right now, even the Inter-High     isn't a pipe dream for us. [00:05] miw     But I also know that     we won't make it like this. [00:09] mak     I understand how you feel. [00:15] miw     You should know what our team needs. [00:20] mak     Right now, what the soccer team needs... [00:23] mak     ...is a training camp. [00:25] TV     Next time, on Soccer Boyfriend*: SIGN    Soccer SIGN    Boyfriend SIGN    That's It! Let's go to a training camp! [00:26] TV     "That's it! Let's go to a training camp." [00:28] TV     Enjoy! SIGN    Happy [00:29] miw     That's it! Let's go to a training camp! SIGN    #09 SIGN    Miwa-chan Wants to     Do a Training Camp [02:07] all     A training camp?! [02:08] ish     A training camp, huh?     I guess we've never done one. [02:13] Oot     There was no point since we were so weak. [02:16] tsu     We've been miraculously lucky     to make it this far. [02:19] miw     If we want to turn that miraculous luck     into deserved victories, [02:22] miw     we must improve our skills, physical ability,     and mental strength at once. [02:28] zai     Then we should just do it     at our summer villa. [02:31] miw     That's my Kaocchi! You know what's up! [02:34] ish     Zaizen. [02:35] zai     No need to thank me.     Anything to make our team better. [02:39] ish     Can I bring my girlfriend? [02:42] yos     I want to bring my grandma. [02:44] sat     I want to bring my dog and parakeet. [02:46] zia     You guys are ridiculous! Just shut it! [02:50] aoy     I won't go. [02:51] all     Why not?! [02:53] sak     Taking a bath together after practice! [02:57] sak     Sleeping in a big pile in the hall! [02:59] sak     Having secret pillow fights! [03:02] sak     What could be better than that?! [03:05] aoy     I don't want any of that. [03:08] zai     Damn them all. [03:12] zai     Welcome home, Daddy. You're back early. [03:15] dad     That I am. [03:16] dad     I heard you're going to a training camp. [03:19] zai     Y-Yes. [03:21] dad     You don't have any talent for soccer.     Going to a training camp is pointless. [03:28] dad     You do know what I'm talking about, right? [03:31] dad     I'll make the opponents' goal bigger. [03:34] zai     Wha? [03:35] dad     Then you'll be able to score lots more goals. [03:38] zai     Hey, call the prime minister.     We're changing the rules of soccer! [03:41] kar     Are you stupid? [03:43] kar     You're coddling Brother far too much, Father. [03:49] zai     Karin! [03:50] kar     That said, going to Nationals is his dream. [03:54] kar     I'll do all I can to help,     though it may not be much. [03:56] dad     Karin. [03:59] dad     You are so cute! The cutest in     the world, no, in the universe! [04:05] kar     I'm already in 9th grade! [04:05] dad     Fly my angel, fly! [04:07] kar     Hey, put me down! Put me down! [04:09] dad     I am so overwhelmed! [04:10] kar     Hey! S-Stop! [04:12] dad     Karin! [04:14] dad     Who are you? [04:15] miw     Kaocchi! [04:17] zai     Coach? What are you doing here? [04:20] miw     I decided to ask for your sister's help. SIGN    Documentary Zaizen Kaoru & Aoyama-kun [04:30] sak     What is this? [04:31] tsu     The other clubs are coming, too? [04:33] kar     I invited them. [04:36] kar     I also arranged for a pro camera crew to     record you have the time of your life. [04:41] rik     Where's Narita? [04:42] gir     Who knows. [04:44] nar     There's a limited-time sea quest     in Monstrosity Hunter. [04:46] nar     I don't have time for a training camp. [04:49] moka     Aoyama-kun isn't here. [04:51] sak     Taking the bus would be hard for him. [04:54] tsu     You're quite close to your neighbor. [04:56] yos     He might be taking his bike. [04:58] tsu     Or not come at all. [05:03] all     Wh-What's happening?! [05:05] all     A-Aoyama? [05:09] tsu     What's going on? [05:11] all     So bright! [05:13] yos     He's cleaned it through and through! [05:15] zaI     I'm glad you made it, Aoyama. [05:19] zaI     What? [05:22] all     That's... [05:23] all     Fighter jets? SIGN    Kaocchi,     you forgot something [05:27] zai     Daddy—I mean, old man? [05:33] zai     New cleats? [05:34] all     Damn you, Richie Rich! [05:37] zai     Thank you, Daddy. SIGN    Super Effective Boy's     Cleaning Diaries SIGN    I'll be waiting on location. -Dad [05:51] tsu     I wonder why Aoyama     changed his mind about coming. [05:55] zai     For the team, of course.     He knows how important this is. [06:04] mok     I'll be spending a night under*     the same roof as Aoyama-kun. [06:12] miw     I feel like this is diverging     from the training camp episode, [06:17] miw     but whatever. [06:19] miw     Going to a training camp with     the whole school should be fun. [06:24] all     Whoa! [06:27] ish     I was expecting fancy, but... [06:30] oot     This goes beyond my imagination. [06:32] kar     Welcome. Let me show you to your rooms. [06:37] kar     For Aoyama-sama, we have a single room     with a super potent air purifying machine. [06:43] zai     So that's why you came?! [06:48] sak     If this is what he gets,     our rooms should be great, too. [06:51] yos     Yeah. [06:52] kar     For the rest of you,     we have a Japanese-style room. [06:55] all     Oh, nice! [06:58] kar     This is it. [07:02] tsu     K-Karin-chan, is this really it? [07:06] yos     What happened to all the class and glamour? [07:08] kar     My brother said that you all     wanted to sleep in a big pile. [07:14] all     Zaizen! [07:15] zai     Hey, it feels more like     a training camp this way. [07:18] zai     I've always dreamed about having     a training camp in this kinda place. [07:22] kar     I am delighted that one of your     dreams has come true, Brother. [07:31] miw     You're late. SIGN    Aoyama Life [07:40] sak     That's Gotou-chan for you.     Always sticks to her brand. [07:43] miw     All right. Split into teams and practice. [07:46] ish     What? On the beach? [07:48] miw     On the sand, you lack a stable footing,     so it'll train your legs and core. [07:53] kar     And the Zaizen Group will provide support     with its cutting-edge tech. [07:58] oda     Master! [08:06] ish     Yurippe. [08:10] all     The beach is the best! [08:15] ish     They have Aoyama on their side. [08:17] ish     Let's just do our best, okay? [08:21] oot     You're assuming we're gonna lose? [08:23] ume     I like it. [08:25] ume     The stronger the opponent,     the better the taste of victory. [08:31] ume     Victory at all cost! Come on, Team Red! [08:34] all     Fight! [08:36] oot     Okay, I'm up for this now! [08:38] guy     I feel like we can win! [08:39] ish     H-Huh? [08:43] moka     Aoyama-kun refused to get in the pool,     but he's okay with the ocean? [08:49] zai     Aoyama, what are you doing? [08:52] zai     We're starting! [08:58] ish     Nice clearance, Umeya! [09:00] ish     Not bad. [09:02] ish     On the other hand... [09:04] ish     Aoyama! [09:06] aoy     Yes? [09:07] zai     Put some slide tackles in or whatever!     Do something to get the ball! [09:11] aoy     It would get sand on me. [09:13] kar     Oh, don't worry about that. [09:15] kar     This beach has purified sand     with an anti-bacterial coating. [09:19] aoy     Well, everybody's been stepping on it. [09:22] zai     You're saying our feet are dirty?! [09:26] miw     Are you okay? [09:28] ish     I think I twisted my ankle. [09:30] all     Aoyama-kun! [09:31] ish     Yurippe! SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama [09:34] ish     She didn't even notice. [09:37] moK     Are you all right? [09:38] kar     Please leave this to our sports doctor. [09:41] miw     Gotou-chan, do you want     to go in for Ishikawa? [09:44] mok     Huh? [09:45] ish     Miwa-chan? [09:46] miw     I know you always put in work     by yourself after practice. [09:50] sih     She noticed! [09:54] mok     I can play soccer with Aoyama-kun. [09:58] miw     Want to join Team Red, then? [10:01] ---     Yeah. [10:02] mok     After I joined a different middle school,     I had my parents buy me a soccer ball. [10:08] mok     To make up for not being able to see you, SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama [10:09] mok     I spent those three years     kicking that ball every day. [10:14] oot     Gotou-chan! [10:16] mok     Got it! [10:17] sak     Going hard on her would be mean.     I should be gentle. [10:27] sak     Huh? [10:30] miw     She's good! [10:32] ish     A Neymar-esque sombrero flick?! [10:35] tsu     However! [10:36] yos     You won't get past us! [10:40] zai     Pathetic. [10:41] zai     I'll stop her! [10:50] tsu     Hey! Zaizen! [10:52] tsu     She's a girl! [10:54] tsu     This is the problem with muscle-heads! [10:56] zai     Hey, I didn't touch her! [11:00] miw     Malicia? She dove? [11:03] ish     Where did she learn such a cunning move? [11:12] zai     One-on-one against Aoyama? [11:18] sak     Gotou-chan passed Aoyama! [11:24] sak     What? Aoyama slid?! [11:30] sak     Is it a foul? [11:32] ish     No, Aoyama touched the ball! [11:35] miw     It's not a foul. [11:37] zai     Leave it to me! [11:43] zai     What? [11:44] miw     Kaocchi's terrible with his feet. [11:46] kar     Terrible with his feet? [11:49] aoy     Gotou Moka. [11:52] aoy     Stop doing that. I don't like dirty plays. [11:57] mok     I'm sorry. [12:00] aoy     Your dribbling was good, though. [12:10] mak     Soccer comes first for me,     and you come second. [12:15] all     Thank you. [12:17] miw     Makio. [12:20] mok     Just now, on the bottom of my foot, [12:23] mok     however slight it might have been,     I felt Aoyama-kun's touch. [12:28] mok     Sensei, I'm glad I came to the training camp! SIGN    Elegant SIGN    Butler SIGN    Zaizen Daddy SIGN    Zaizen Karin SIGN    Family! SIGN    Takei Miwa SIGN    Loves Shoujo Manga Third dan in Judo SIGN    Spicy Photo!! [12:42] miw     Make sure to warm up properly! [12:47] miw     You there! Don't get distracted! [12:50] miw     Bend and stretch, put your hands     on your knees and go round and round. [12:56] all     Warming up is the best! [12:59] miw     When you've touched the rock that you     can see in the sea, you come back. [13:03] oda     I've always wanted to try     long-distance swimming. [13:06] oda     First! SIGN    Umeya SIGN    Odagiri SIGN    Zaizen SIGN    Rest [13:24] ume     We've been swimming for a while. [13:26] oda     But we're not getting closer at all. [13:28] ume     What's going on? [13:31] zai     I'll go ahead, then! [13:33] oda     Watch out! [13:41] zai     A wall?! [13:43] oda     I thought it was real, but it's a picture. [13:47] oda     Amazing! [13:48] ume     So that's a picture, too. [13:50] oda     So we've been indoors all this time. [13:53] kar     Exactly. [13:55] kar     This is a dome that imitates nature,     tailor-made for Brother's training camp. [13:59] zai     Karin! [14:01] kar     Using the Zaizen Group's     proprietary construction methods, [14:03] kar     we were able to build a dome     with a one kilometer diameter. [14:06] kar     And by aggressively using solar and other     renewable energy, we cut costs by 65%. [14:11] [SONG] ---     Costs Reduced By [14:13] [SONG] kar     Patent Acquired [14:13] kar     We even got a patent for it. [14:15] sak     Even if it's for her brother... [14:17] tsu     ...the scale of it all is out of whack. [14:19] yos     The Zaizen Group really is amazing. [14:22] kar     Also, to help my brother     overcome his terrible footing, [14:27] kar     we have one more contraption. [14:31] kar     Please do not worry. The waves are     localized to where my brother is. [14:37] zai     H-Hey! [14:46] kar     Give it your best, Brother. [14:48] kar     If you overcome this wave,     your footing should become more stable! [14:52] mok     Um, when people say that     someone's terrible with their feet, [14:55] mok     they actually mean that person     sucks at soccer. [15:00] mok     Zaizen-san, in particular,     simply can't shoot at all. [15:03] yos     Impressive. [15:05] sak     This over-the-top sisterly love. [15:07] tsu     Zaizen's got it rough, huh? [15:09] zai     I'm so happy! [15:13] all     He seems super satisfied! [15:19] all     So tired. [15:22] sak     After that, there was shooting practice. [15:25] tsu     Dribbling practice. [15:27] yos     We did all sorts of things,     but I'm too hungry to remember. [15:33] yos     So hungry. [15:36] kar     It's time to eat. [15:39] ---     All right! [15:41] oot     If it's Zaizen food,     it must be really delicious! [15:45] kar     Of course. [15:51] kar     Please enjoy. [15:55] yos     A pea?! [15:56] tsu     K-Karin-sama. Is this some kind of... [15:59] kar     This is the ultimate meal, one grain     packed with every nutrient known to man. [16:07] kar     The fruit of all of Zaizen Group's     research combined, [16:10] kar     the jewel in our crown! [16:20] all     Th-This is... [16:23] tsu     It might be nutritious. [16:25] oota     But it just doesn't make you feel full. [16:32] all     What is this aroma? [16:41] miw     Who are you?! [16:45] miw     Jinnai-sensei? [16:55] all     Let us eat! [17:04] all     So full! So good! [17:09] sak     What is it? [17:11] kar     Time for some recreational fun. [17:13] miw     We're holding a test of courage. [17:16] sak     With just guys? [17:19] ish     Sensei, can outsiders participate, too? [17:22] miw     Sure. SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama [17:25] kar     We're all prepared. [17:27] kar     If you press this button, [17:29] kar     an ultra-powerful super computer that is     the pride and joy of the Zaizen Group SIGN    Testing my courage with you SIGN    Project lead: Zaizen Karin [17:33] kar     will automatically pair people up     and display them here. [17:39] all     K-Karaoke? [17:41] ---     Wait, look at that. [17:43] ---     It's starting to form teams! SIGN    Tanaka Riku SIGN    Satou Sakura Suzuki Yuuka Takahashi Misaki SIGN    Nakamura Ren SIGN    Kobayashi Moe SIGN    Katou Shouta SIGN    Nakamura Asuka SIGN    Yuuta Suzuki Shou SIGN    Takahashi Kaito SIGN    Katou Manami [17:47] yur     I hope I can be paired     with you and Aoyama-kun. [17:50] ish     Yes, let's be a pair together with Aoyama. [17:53] oot     That's not a pair. Not happening. [17:55] oda     I hope we'll be paired up, Yuu-chan. [17:58] yuu     I don't do ghosts, so I'll bail. [18:03] kar     Now, then! [18:09] [SONG] txt     Operating Room [18:11] zai     Listen up, Aoyama. [18:12] zai     Now that we've paired up, [18:17] zai     no matter what happens, follow me... [18:20] zai     Eek! [18:21] zai     U-Until the end! [18:23] zai     H-Hey. [18:36] mok     Will we be okay? [18:38] oda     Wow, amazing. [18:41] oda     This is really well made. [18:43] moka     How is she not scared? [18:45] oda     Those Hollywood pros they flew in     really did their thing. [18:49] oda     Shall we? [18:50] moka     Yeah. [18:52] moka     I'm so glad I'm paired with Odagiri-san. [19:03] mok     I won't let you sully Aoyama-kun! [19:12] tsu     G-Gotou-chan, swinging around     a bat like that is dangerous! [19:16] oda     I'm starting to have fun. SIGN    Nurse Station [19:25] guy     The time has come.     We're going to use this opportunity... [19:29] guy     to hug Aoyama-kun! [19:40] all     Aoyama-kun! [19:49] mok     Zaizen-san? [19:52] oda     Leave him to me, Moka-chan!     You take care of the ghosts! [19:55] mok     Got it! [19:57] tsu     What is it with them? [19:59] tsu     Aoyama only cares about cleaning, [20:02] tsu     and Gotou-chan only cares about Aoyama. [20:05] yos     Odagiri-chan isn't scared at all,     and Zaizen is too scared. [20:11] tsu     Some test of courage. [20:31] zai     I-I finally made it out. [20:33] zai     Karin! [20:34] kar     Brother. [20:37] kar     I've been waiting for you. [20:40] ---     Eek! [20:55] aoy     It's finally clean. [21:01] ---     That was fun, right? [21:13] kar     Good. [21:26] miw     Practice is good, but having fun is the best. [21:30] miw     All right! I guess I'll check     my training camp answers now! [23:10] all     All right! [23:12] tsu     This is the fruit of our training camp! [23:18] aoy     Kurata Kozue! [23:20] tsu     Did Aoyama just... [23:23] Zai     He just yelled, didn't he? [23:32] koz     You seem well, Aoyama. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets 10 - Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] aoy     Good work. [00:04] zai     You, too. See you tomorrow. [00:06] aoy     Yeah. [00:11] zai     That reminds me... [00:16] (Flashback) koz     You're looking well, Aoyama. [00:21] (Flashback) aoy     Kurata Kozue, what are you doing in Japan? [00:31] zai     I wonder who that woman was. [00:34] sak     Who knows? Aoyama never talks about himself. [00:38] yos     We don't know anything about him,     not even where he lives. [00:43] tsu     I guess he's being extremely secretive     in order to keep his distance from people. [00:48] team     Aoyama-kun, good work! [00:52] zai     It looks like Aoyama has     more than just one secret. SIGN    #10 SIGN    Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets [02:31] sak     All right, there he goes. [02:34] sak     Let's go! [02:35] tsu     Team Discover Aoyama's Secrets: move out! SIGN    This work is a piece of fiction. Please do not ride bikes like this! [02:43] zai     Just so we're clear... [02:44] zai     I'm only coming along because I'm worried     you three will get up to mischief. [02:48] zai     It's not like I want to     know more about Aoyama. [02:51] all     Sure, sure. [02:53] sak     We'll be done for the day once     we found out where Aoyama lives. [02:57] sak     Don't fall behind, Unit 2! [03:00] yos     Go! Go! Go! [03:02] zai     You've gotta be kidding me! [03:05] zai     This is totally unfair! SIGN    And definitely do not ride     in this pathetic manner! [03:15] tsu     It's your fault for losing     at rock, paper, scissors. [03:17] sak     If you have the breath to complain,     pedal harder! [03:20] zai     Dammit! [03:21] tsu     But I'm really interested to     know where Aoyama lives. [03:25] yos     I picture him living in some model room     for a high-rise apartment block. [03:28] yos     Something that doesn't feel homely at all. [03:30] sak     Nah, I think his place will be more like     a mansion, with a butler and the works. [03:34] tsu     I can see him gazing at a photo     of his daddy and sister in his room [03:38] tsu     and saying "good night" to it     before he goes to sleep. [03:43] zai     Are you guys talking about my place?!      How the hell do you even know that?! [03:47] sak     What? You seriously do all that? [03:50] zai     Huh? Where did Aoyama go? [03:54] tsu     It's absolutely packed here. [03:56] sak     Well, this is the shopping district. [04:01] tsu     There! He got off his bike and     he's walking through the crowd! [04:06] sak     Whoa, he's fast! [04:07] yos     He's moving so fast that everyone else     looks like they're standing still! [04:11] sak     Has he realized we're tailing him?! [04:14] tsu     Don't lose him! [04:16] sak     Excuse me, miss! [04:17] zai     Oh, sorry! [04:19] yos     This meat's so good. [04:21] zai     Don't make yourself even heavier! [04:26] tsiu     There he is! It's Aoyama! [04:28] zai     He's already all the way over there! [04:34] all     He jumped?! SIGN    Kids at home:     Do not copy Aoyama! [04:41] zai     No way. [04:42] sak     Is he for real?! [04:47] sak     He survived that?! [04:48] zai     That monster. [04:58] zai     Is he telling us not to follow him? [05:02] sak     But why is he going to such lengths     to keep things about him concealed? [05:07] yos     Maybe his home is his safe space? [05:10] tsu     He wants to maintain a clean state,     leaving no information about him behind. [05:14] tsu     He doesn't want anybody     to enter his personal space. [05:19] zai     Well, it does sound like him, but even so... [05:24] zai     We've come this far!     We can't retreat now! [05:27] all     Zaizen! SIGN    Kids at home:      Do not copy Zaizen! [05:35] sak     Are you stupid, Zaizen?     There are stairs right here! [05:41] zai     Can you give me a hand? I can't get up. [05:44] sak     You deserve that for getting     carried away and jumping! SIGN    Just don't do anything they're doing! [05:58] yos     It's been quite a while     since we lost sight of him. [06:02] sak     He might already be home. [06:07] yos     You want to go in that store over there? [06:10] sak     I'm hungry, so why not? Zaizen's treat. [06:14] zai     Looks like I'll have to. [06:21] sak     Aoyama! [06:31] sak     That's too much food for just himself. [06:34] tsu     It's enough to feed a family. [06:35] yos     That means... [06:37] all     ...the goal is in sight! [06:40] all     Is that it? [06:48] sak     Huh? [07:00] sak     Is this Aoyama's house? [07:02] yos     It's nothing like we imagined. [07:05] tsu     Well, then... [07:07] zai     As if Aoyama would     ever let us in if we asked! [07:12] zai     We're storming the place! [07:14] all     Go! Go! Go! Go! [07:20] zai     Aoyama! [07:27] zai     Y-You're... [07:30] zai     Ibuki Seigo?! [07:33] zai     I heard you signed with the youth team     of a renowned Spanish club! [07:37] zai     What are you doing in Aoyama's house?! [07:40] ibu     No, this is my place. [07:44] zai     Then why is Aoyama here making food?! [07:47] ibu     Because I beat him in a match. [08:06] ibu     Thanks for the food. [08:14] all     So good, so good. [08:19] zai     You lost? I can't believe it. [08:24] ibu     He's been cooking for himself since he began     making the age-group national teams. [08:28] ibu     We've been wagering     home-cooked meals ever since, [08:31] ibu     and I've always eating his food like this. [08:35] ibu     But you've really improved. [08:38] ibu     One slip-up, [08:42] ibu     and I wouldn't have been able to eat     today's chicken-and-egg rice bowl. [08:54] zai     They're going to have another match? [08:57] zai     Oh, yeah. Where is Aoyama's house? [09:01] zai     Save it for another day... SIGN    Ibuki Seigo SIGN    National Youth Superstar! SIGN    Earnest Childhood Friend SIGN    Kurata Kozue [09:16] zai     Hey! Aoyama! [09:23] mok     Where are you going, Aoyama-kun? [09:25] mok     Practice is about to start. SIGN    Aoyama Life [09:35] zai     Aoyama! You're not skipping     practice, are you?! [09:37] mok     Zaizen-san. [09:39] zai     Gramps! Bring the car round front! [09:46] zai     Follow that bike—I mean, Aoyama! [09:49] zai     We're bringing him back! [09:50] mok     U-Um... [09:52] zai     You get in, too! [09:55] moka     Where is Aoyama-kun going? [09:58] zai     I don't know. [09:59] zai     It's not like he's going home. [10:03] zai     Oh, that's Ibuki's house. [10:07] zai     So he's not going there either. SIGN    Oshigami-Minami High School [10:14] tak     What have we here? This is like the miracle     of the young girl falling from the sky. [10:20] tak     So you've finally decided to join us, Aoyama? [10:26] kaz     You came again. [10:33] zai     So that's what's going on?     You sent the girl, Takechi! [10:38] tak     Huh? [10:39] kaz     Who are you? [10:40] zai     Aoyama, I've lost all respect for you.     Falling for a woman's bait! [10:44] kaz     What are you blabbering about? [10:45] zai     Don't play dumb with me! [10:47] tak     Stop making a scene. [10:48] zai     Shut up! [10:49] zai     You're the problem here! [10:50] ibu     Hey, what's going on here? [10:52] mok     Uh... Well, um, this is... [10:54] zai     What? Do you want to see my abs? [10:56] zai     Hell no, you ab-obsessed freak! [10:58] kaz     Jeez, why can't you just     come straight to the field? [11:01] kaz     Are you listening, Seigo?! [11:07] zai     Why are you at Oshigami-Minami? [11:09] tak     I don't know why, but Ibuki     will be playing for us now. [11:14] zai     Seriously? [11:15] zai     Wait, Aoyama! [11:17] zai     You'd better not be thinking about joining     Oshigami-Minami because Ibuki is here! [11:20] tak     What? Really, Aoyama? [11:22] zai     Stop doing that! [11:24] ibu     Ah, you see, I heard about      this soba place near here... [11:28] ibu     I'm really picky about my soba. [11:28] [SONG] bag     Soba Shop [11:32] okz     He came back because he missed     Japanese food too much. [11:35] zai     What?! [11:36] ibu     Kozue came back with me, but her cooking's... [11:40] koz     If you have a complaint, spit it out already! [11:42] moka     A-Are you two going out? [11:46] koz     We're just childhood friends! [11:48] [SONG] ---     Soba Shop [11:49] ibu     Here, try this soba stick. [11:52] mok     Th-Thank you very much. [11:54] [SONG] ---     Soba Shop [11:58] ibu     Soba sticks are yummy. [12:06] aoy     Ibuki-san... [12:09] aoy     I'd like to have a 1-on-1 match. [12:14] ibu     After delicious soba, I get a cocky upstart? [12:18] ibu     Not the worst thing after a meal. [12:25] all     So these are soba sticks, huh? [12:29] moka     Are they always like this? [12:31] koz     Yup, they always start a match. [12:34] koz     They get along because they were     on the national team together. [12:37] tak     I was there, too! [12:41] tac     Takechi-san, please stop them! [12:44] tak     No, let's have them play. [12:47] tak     If it goes well, we might be able to get     Aoyama to join Oshigami-Minami as well. [12:52] tak     If that happens, it'll be Takechi, Aoyama     and Ibuki forming a colossal front line. [12:58] tak     The double crowns of summer and winter     nationals won't just be a dream, then! [13:01] tac     Don't come crying if you get in trouble     for doing this 'cause Coach isn't here. [13:05] mok     Aoyama-kun will win, right? [13:07] zai     Yeah, I can't imagine Aoyama ever     losing to another high-school player. [13:13] ibu     First to three. [13:15] ibu     If you lose, you know my terms. [13:23] kaz     For Seigo, Aoyama's easy prey. [13:33] zai     What?! [13:37] zai     Aoyama got beat? [13:38] moka     No way. [13:43] ibu     Looks like I've got     tonight's dinner in the bag. [13:49] tak     Round 2! [13:53] ibu     Beef bowl, tempura bowl, or pork bowl? [13:58] ibu     No matter which I go for,     your seasoning is on point! [14:03] koz     Terrible. [14:04] mok     Huh? [14:08] ibu     I've decided. [14:10] ibu     Pork cutlet rice bowl! [14:19] aoy     Let's call it a day. [14:22] zai     Hey, now... It's over? [14:24] koz     Seigo's really off today.     Aoyama noticed it, too. [14:29] zai     That was him having an off day?! [14:31] tac     Takechi-san, looks like you're going     to lose your spot as the team's striker. [14:35] tak     What?! [14:38] zai     What are you doing? SIGN    Concentration SIGN    Stamina SIGN    Power SIGN    Technique [14:40] [SONG] txt     Speed [14:40] tak     Ibuki Seigo is on another level.     All of his abilities eclipse Aoyama's. SIGN    Aoyama SIGN    Ibuki SIGN    Technique [14:47] [SONG] txt     Speed SIGN    Concentration SIGN    Stamina SIGN    Power SIGN    Zaizen [14:47] tak     Incidentally, this is you. [14:50] zai     What did you say?! You wanna go?! [14:53] zai     I've had enough of your crap! [14:53] mok     Zaizen-san, please stop. [14:56] tak     Let me down! [14:57] zai     Shut up! [14:57] mok     Aoyama-kun... [15:06] ibu     Kozue! [15:11] ibu     Oh, it's you, Aoyama. [15:13] aoy     I'm coming in. [15:16] ibu     Sure. [15:19] aoy     Did something happen? [15:24] ibu     So good! You really are     a genius in the kitchen! [15:27] ibu     Seconds, please! [15:30] aoy     Please cheer up. There's no     point in winning like that. [15:39] ibu     Kozue?! SIGN    Takechi [15:44] ibu     Oh, it's Takechi. [15:46] ibu     Nah. [15:50] aoy     So Kurata Kozue's the reason for it? [15:53] ibu     I put mayonnaise on it. [15:56] ibu     Kozue's food is always lightly seasoned. [16:03] (Flashback) ibu     Mayonnaise heaven! [16:06] ibu     She found out. [16:09] (Flashback) koz     Why did you do that? Are you stupid?! [16:12] (Flashback) ibu     I put it on because I wanted     to enjoy the meal my way! [16:16] (Flashback) ibu     Besides, it's because     your cooking sucks! [16:27] aoy     So you were dumped. [16:29] ibu     Not dumped! She's just in a bad mood! [16:34] ibu     I can see everything in soccer so clearly,     but with girls, I have no freaking clue! [16:40] ibu     Please, Aoyama! Help me make up with Kozue! [16:47] aoy     All right. [16:48] ibu     Really?! [16:50] aoy     Call Kurata Kozue. [16:52] ibu     Huh? What for? [16:56] aoy     A date. [17:01] koz     Why does he want to go on     a date all of a sudden? [17:05] koz     And why did I dress up like this?     Why am I getting my hopes up? [17:09] ibu     Sorry, did you wait long? [17:10] koz     N-Not really. [17:13] koz     Huh?! [17:14] ibu     Hey. [17:17] (Flashback) aoy     If Kurata Kozue is mad, you should     go meet her while wearing this. [17:22] (Flashback) ibu     Huh? That? [17:25] (Flashback) ibu     Why do you even have that? [17:27] (Flashback) aoy     Cats heal people. I'm sure     this would also calm her anger. [17:34] ibu     Rather than calm her, I feel     like she's getting even angrier. [17:39] ---     I-Ibuki... [17:43] koz     Nutritional science, first-class recipes, [17:47] koz     nutritional science for athletes,     food and nutrition... [17:53] ibu     Kozue. [17:54] koz     Wh-What is it? [17:56] ibu     I'm sorry about the other day. [17:58] ibu     It wasn't right,     after you'd put in all that effort. [18:00] koz     Exactly. My cooking isn't lightly     seasoned because I'm useless in the kitchen. SIGN    Nutritional Science for Athletes SIGN    First Class Recipes [18:05] koz     It's because I carefully     calculate nutritional values, [18:07] koz     keeping Seigo's health and future in mind! [18:10] koz     If he puts mayo on it,     all those calculations go to waste! [18:18] ibu     This isn't much, but here... [18:21] koz     Seigo got me a present? [18:23] koz     Does this mean he understands what I'm doing? [18:27] koz     Can I open it? [18:29] ibu     S-Sure. [18:33] (Flashback) ibu     A present? [18:34] (Flashback) aoy     Yes. [18:35] (Flashback) ibu     You're a genius! And what should I get her? [18:39] (Flashback) aoy     Let's see... SIGN    Introduction to Cooking SIGN    You can do it even if you're not good!! [18:44] koz     What's this supposed to be? [18:47] ibu     Even if you're not good, if you put     in the effort, you can improve. [18:50] koz     I don't need this! Are you mocking me?! [18:53] aoy     It's a good book, though. [18:54] ibu     Ow! [18:55] zai     Ow! [18:59] ibu     Hey, Aoyama, I feel like Kozue is     getting angrier by the minute. [19:04] aoy     Let's move on to the next phase. SIGN    Futsal Court [19:09] koz     A futsal court? [19:12] ibu     You go change, too. [19:16] koz     Wait a second... [19:17] ibu     Let's go, Kozue! [19:20] koz     As if I could ever beat you at soccer! [19:23] ibu     It's futsal. [19:24] kozu     It's the same! [19:24] aoy     Playing together brings you closer.     That's the power of sport. [19:29] koz     You soccer-obsessed idiot!     I've had it with you! [19:34] koz     Why do you think I went to Spain with you?! [19:40] koz     Why do you think I was making you     lightly seasoned food?! [19:45] koz     Why do you think I came to     the same school as you?! [19:49] koz     It's all because I love you, [19:54] koz     because I love the way you love soccer. [19:59] koz     And because I wanted to     try to help you with that! [20:03] koz     Why can't you... [20:08] koz     understand that?! [20:15] koz     Huh? [20:18] aoy     It looks like you two are     feeling a bit better again. [20:24] ibu     This guy. [20:28] koz     It always ends up like this. [20:32] koz     I knew this all along. [20:34] koz     Seigo doesn't understand me at all. [20:37] koz     He'll probably never change. [20:41] ibu     All right! I win! [20:45] ibu     You've got a long way to go! [20:49] koz     Seigo. [20:52] koz     I brought some food.     If you want, you can eat it. [20:57] koz     Just so you know, the seasoning is— [20:59] ibu     So good! [21:02] ibu     Kozue, this is good! [21:07] koz     Seigo, I'm sorry I got mad. [21:10] ibu     Huh? What's gotten into you now? [21:14] koz     Well, you're eating my food     so enthusiastically... [21:20] ibu     You know how it is... [21:22] ibu     When you're hungry, everything tastes good! [21:27] koz     You jerk! [21:30] ibu     What now? I don't get you! [21:33] koz     I'm so breaking up with you! [21:34] ibu     Hey, where are you going? [21:36] ibu     Kozue? Kozue-chan?! [21:38] aoy     I'll win next time. [21:41] zai     It's not just his house. Everything     about Aoyama is a mystery. [23:28] tea     Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! [23:29] sak     Huh? [23:35] sak     I can hear them. SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed 11 - Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] ish     Nice shot, Aoyama! [00:03] team     A-o-ya-ma-kun! [00:06] sat     Sakai! [00:10] girl     Good luck, Sakai-senpai! [00:16] girl     You're amazing! Yay! [00:18] girl     Sakai-senpai! [00:22] girl     He's blushing! How cute! [00:23] tada     Why are they getting all     worked up over Sakai? [00:26] tada     They don't even do that for me,     and I'm freakin' hot! [00:29] tsu     Dude, you're actually in our league. [00:32] yos     I wonder why he's so popular     all of a sudden. [00:34] tsu     Come to think of it,     he's changed his hairstyle. SIGN    #11 SIGN    Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed [02:12] tsu     Heya. [02:15] tsu     Huh? Sakai isn't here. [02:18] tsu     Hey, Aoyama, have you seen Saka— [02:19] sak     It's me. [02:30] tsu     Stop trying to look cool! [02:32] yos     What's with that hair? You look like Aoyama! [02:35] yos     Is this a wig? Is it? [02:40] sak     I've always had hair like this. [02:46] sak     I'm gonna go on ahead. SIGN    I ♥     Sakai [02:52] tad     Aren't there more of them now? [02:54] yos     Looks like it. [02:56] tsu     Is he trying to get on     the "handsome team"? [02:59] girls     Sakai-kun! [03:03] girls     Good luck, Sakai-kun! [03:06] girls     Oh, my God! [03:07] all     We won't tolerate defectors! [03:10] all     Triple sliding tackle! [03:16] girl     So cool! [03:18] sak     Huh? [03:20] sak     Are you trying to be mops? [03:21] [SONG] txt     Mop Team [03:23] sak     Thanks for cleaning the field. [03:33] (Flashback) girl     Sakai-kun, you're so cool!     Please go out with me! [03:43] girl     U-Um, Senpai... [03:44] yos     Huh? [03:45] tsu     What?! [03:47] girl     I-I baked these in class.     If you want them... [03:56] sak     Thanks. [04:02] tsu     How dare you?! [04:05] sak     You guys want some? [04:06] yos     Ha, you wish! [04:07] tsu     We're going to eat them all! [04:09] girls     Sakai-senpai! [04:11] girls     Please have these! [04:12] girls     Please eat mine, too! [04:15] sak     Thanks! [04:18] girl     Sakai's looking good lately. [04:20] girl     You said it, girl. [04:27] yos     Sakai's changed, huh? [04:30] tsu     No, he couldn't have changed that quickly! [04:33] ---     Right? [04:35] tsu     We're going to unearth the real Sakai! [04:37] girls     Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! [04:40] girls     Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! [04:53] tsu     Sakai! Come on, Sakai! [04:57] tada     There it is! [04:58] yos     Fujimi's specialty: butt keepie-uppie! [05:01] tsu     What do you say now, Sakai?!     We're serving up your favorite: butt jokes! [05:04] tsu     Surely you can't resist the urge! [05:13] sak     You're so silly. [05:20] girls     So smooth! [05:22] tsu     Sakai... [05:23] tsu     Come back, Sakai! Come home, Sakai! [05:27] yos     Why? How did this happen?! [05:29] girl     Oh, Sakai-senpai! [05:33] girl     Um... [05:37] girl     I-I'm in love with you. [05:40] girl     I'm serious! Please go out with me. [05:42] girl     No, with me! [05:43] girl     Huh?! [05:44] girl     What's your deal? [05:46] girl     Hey! [05:50] yos     I'm sad to say that Sakai's     gone over to the other side. [05:55] yos     Let's at least see him off. [05:58] girl     Since when do you like him? [05:59] sak     I'm sorry. [06:01] sak     I can't. [06:03] all     What?! [06:03] both     What's this? [06:05] sak     I... I... [06:10] both     Sakai! [06:11] sakI     I can't belong to just one person. [06:18] sakI     I'm everyone's Sakai! [06:23] all     So cool! [06:27] both     Oh, really now. SIGN    Sakai's     Poetry     Reading [06:34] sak     "The world is beautiful." [06:36] sak     "Why, you ask?" SIGN    Poetry by Moi [06:40] sak     "Because I exist." SIGN    Poetry by Moi [06:43] sak     "Now, come into the Sakai fold." [06:50] tsu     He really is in a faraway place now. [06:53] yos     Yeah. [06:54] both     Sakai... [07:00] ish     Sakai scored again! [07:03] girls     Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! [07:05] yos     Impressive. [07:06] tad     But what about all that nonsense? [07:10] zai     If our team gets stronger     for it, I welcome it. [07:13] tsu     Zaizen! [07:15] zai     If one of our defenders can score,     it definitely helps the team. [07:20] tsu     But you know... [07:21] tada     Right? [07:23] zai     Sakai. Don't worry about those guys. [07:26] zai     You just keep on scoring goals,      left, right, and center! [07:30] zai     Let's storm the Nationals together! [07:32] sak     Zaizen, you should know this about me. [07:36] sak     I don't give a damn about Nationals. [07:39] sak     All I want to do is score! [07:42] zia     Huh? [07:44] sak     So switch positions with me! [07:45] sak     From now on, I'll be a forward! [07:47] zai     What?! [07:48] miw     That sounds like a good idea,      Sakai playing up front. [07:50] zai     Coach! [07:53] sak     I can hear the voice of the God of Soccer. [07:57] god     Score goals! Go! Go! Go! [08:00] sak     He's whispering to me,     telling me to score goals! [08:00] god     Score goals! Go! [08:04] zai     I'm actually starting to get pissed now! [08:06] zai     I've been a forward my entire life. [08:17] ish     Sakai again! [08:18] tad     He's unstoppable! [08:18] girls     Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! [08:23] sak     I can hear it. I can hear it! [08:26] sak     Thanks for missing the ball for me. [08:29] miw     The desire to be attractive and stand out     has turned Sakai into a goal poacher. [08:37] tsu     Sakai's actually amazing. [08:39] yos     He looks every inch a striker. [08:42] tsu     And... [08:43] both     This Sakai might actually     be funny in his own way! [08:48] miw     Converting Sakai into a forward     might not be a bad move. [08:51] zai     What? [08:53] zai     At this rate, I really     might lose my position. [08:55] Both     Sakai of the world! Sakai of the world! [08:58] Both     Beautiful! [09:00] zai     This is when I need... [09:02] zai     ...Aoyama! [09:05] zai     There it is! [09:06] zai     I need to score! [09:10] god     Go! Go! Go! [09:12] god     Sakai! [09:15] sak     Aoyama! [09:17] sak     Thanks! [09:18] all     Sakai! [09:21] aoy     Nice shot, Sakai-san. [09:23] zai     What? Even Aoyama?! [09:26] tsu     Sakai! [09:27] yos     He's the real deal! [09:28] zai     At this rate... At this rate... SIGN     SIGN    A cleaning hero     born in Germany SIGN    Eliminates stains with just water [09:34] ann     Fujimi High School scores! [09:37] all     We made it to Nationals! [09:40] zai     Hooray, hooray. [09:43] mok     Hooray, hooray. [09:44] zai     Hooray, hooray, amazing. [09:46] mok     Hooray, hooray. [09:47] zai     I cannot do this! [09:49] girls     Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! [09:51] girls     Amazing Sakai! [09:53] girls     Go! [09:55] zai     I heard it, too. [09:57] zai     That whisper you were talking about. [10:02] tad     What's wrong with you, Zaizen?     Don't mark your own teammate! [10:06] zai     When he gets a sniff of a chance, I'm going     to steal the ball from under his nose! [10:11] sak     I heard that. [10:14] ish     A smart pass from Aoyama! [10:19] tad     What are they doing?! [10:22] zai     Even if people decry me as acting dirty, [10:24] zai     my dream is to take Fujimi     High School to the Nationals! [10:28] zai     And it goes without saying... [10:30] zai     ...with me on the field! [10:36] ref     Goal! [10:38] ann     Fujimi High School scores a fifth goal! [10:41] girls     Sa-ka-i of the world! [10:43] girls     D-D-D-Dash! Whoa, whoa, whoa! [10:48] cam     That number 3's amazing, too. [10:50] cam2     I didn't know Fujimi had a forward like him. [10:54] cam     Oh, speaking of which, where's that big guy? SIGN    Fujimi SIGN    Kanehira [10:57] cam2     More importantly, over here! [11:00] miw     Now that we have a buffer... [11:02] miw     Kaocchi, I think you can     start warming up now. [11:06] zai     Sure. SIGN    I know that I'm the one true hot guy SIGN    Tada Hikaru SIGN    [Spot the 5 Differences] SIGN    A quiet fool SIGN    Satou Kiyoshi [11:16] dad     Kaoru, I heard that you weren't     in the starting eleven today. [11:23] dad     As the eldest son of the Zaizen family,     you have to always be at the top. [11:27] dad     If you don't make it back into the     starting lineup by the next match, [11:31] dad     you will give up soccer altogether. [11:36] zai     This is bad! [11:37] zai     I'm standing on the edge     of the abyss. So please! [11:42] zai     Teach me how to play soccer! [11:44] zai     I'm begging you, Gotou! [11:45] mok     Huh? [11:48] mok     But... why me? [11:52] zai     I mean, Coach is a judo nut.     And our captain's like that... [11:57] zai     Our pivotal player, Aoyama, isn't really      the type to teach anyone anything. [12:01] zai     And learning from an underclassman is kinda... [12:05] mok     But I'm a first-year, too! [12:07] zai     That's why I thought of you and     how you played at the training camp. [12:10] zai     I will do anything to get better! [12:14] zai     So please, Gotou! [12:19] mok     S— [12:21] Zai     "S—"? [12:22] mok     Starting lineup or not, it doesn't give     your father grounds to make you quit. [12:27] mok     I don't know if I can help you, [12:30] mok     but making the clubhouse and players     shine is all part of the manager's job! [12:35] mok     If I'm good enough, I will help. [12:38] ish     Is Zaizen going to be okay? [12:41] miw     Kaocchi's weakness is that he's absolutely     terrible at shooting with his feet. [12:46] miw     In order to get back among the starters,      he has to stamp out that weakness. [12:51] miw     It'll all come down to Kaocchi's efforts. [12:55] miw     It's so bright. [12:57] ish     Huh? There's so many more lights... SIGN    Give it     your best,     Kaocchi!     - Dad [13:05] mok     E-Every single goal you've     scored has been headed. [13:09] zai     I'm confident in my heading ability. [13:11] mok     Turn that on its head, and it means     every other part of your game is abysmal. [13:14] zai     If you focus on improving your strengths,     you can wipe out your shortcomings! [13:18] zai     That's what my dadd—my father says. [13:21] mok     You lost your starting spot!     They're clearly not wiped out! [13:26] mok     First, let's start with ten shots from here     and get you up to a 50 percent hit rate. [13:33] zai     Really? 50 percent? [13:35] mok     Yes. [13:37] zai     You're a tough taskmaster, Gotou. [13:41] mok     This is shockingly easy! [13:46] guy     Ow! [13:46] zai     Sorry! [13:49] mok     Two goals from ten shots. [13:52] mok     It makes sense that you can't score     with your feet in a match. [13:58] mok     His form isn't bad, so how     can he be this terrible? [14:03] zai     Well, then... [14:05] zai     Let's call it a day. [14:08] mok     Wh-Wh-Why are you heading home already?! [14:13] zai     The number of chances     you get in life are limited. [14:17] mok     Huh? [14:18] zai     In order to seize them... [14:22] (Flashback) dad     If you don't practice with the mindset     that it's the real deal, there's no point! [14:26] zai     ...is what my dadd—my father says. [14:29] mok     I-I see. [14:31] zai     See ya. [14:32] mok     No, no, no, no, no! [14:34] mok     That mindset is what's holding you back! [14:37] zai     Huh? I can try again? [14:39] mok     Yo, do it already.     Until you get up to 50 percent! [14:43] zai     Okay! Okay! Okay! [14:45] dad     Jeeves. [14:46] jee     Yes, Master? [14:48] dad     Isn't Kaoru back yet? [14:50] jee     I believe he's committed himself     to a spot of secret training, sir. [14:54] dad     Secret training? [14:57] zai     There! [14:59] zai     There! [15:01] mok     It's no good. He's not getting any better! [15:05] dad     Hey, Kaoru. [15:08] dad     I've been watching for a while. [15:09] dad     You've practiced until this hour, but your      shots haven't improved in the slightest. [15:17] dad     However! There is no shortcut to success! [15:24] zai     Dadd—Father. [15:26] mok     Sir! [15:27] dad     But on this occasion... [15:31] dad     I will get you back in the starting eleven! [15:34] dad     Where's the coach? [15:35] zai     Daddy! [15:39] zai     Daddy... [15:41] dad     Kaocchi! [15:43] mok     You... [15:45] mok     ...absolute... [15:46] mok     ...idiots! [15:48] mok     This is exactly why we're in this situation! [15:52] zai     Ow. [15:55] Mok     I see now. [15:58] Mok     My methods were completely wrong. [16:01] dad     K-Kaocchi, who is she? [16:05] zai     Gotou. [16:08] mok     Back to work. [16:09] zai     Y-Yes, miss! [16:25] mok     Again. [16:28] dad     Um, it's already past dinnertime,     so could we maybe call it— [16:41] mok     You got half in! [16:44] dad     You did it. [16:46] zai     Daddy! [16:47] dad     Kaocchi! [16:48] zai     Daddy! [16:49] dad     Kaocchi! [16:51] mok     Okay, not yet. Ten more reps. [16:58] girls     Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! [17:00] girls     Amazing Sakai! [17:04] tsu     He's on fire again. [17:06] sak     I can hear it today, too. [17:09] girl     Yes! Amazing! [17:11] sak     All right! [17:12] sak     How about this? [17:17] girl     Huh? What's this? [17:19] sak     I can hear it! I can hear it! [17:22] sak     The whisper telling me to go score! [17:26] zai     I'll show you the fruits of my training! [17:29] god     Oh? You're not Aoyama? [17:33] sak     Huh? [17:33] god     I made a mistake. Sorry. Sorry. [17:39] sak     Huh? [17:40] sak     What?! [17:45] zai     It was all a misunderstanding?! [17:48] sak     Y-Yeah, just how I planned it. [17:52] sak     I can hear the whispers     of the God of Soccer! [17:56] yos     Sounds like those whispers keep on coming. [18:02] sak     I can hear it! [18:02] sak     I can hear! [18:06] ish     Hm? [18:09] sak     What's going on? I can't     hear the whispers anymore. [18:13] tsu     Don't worry, Sakai! [18:17] tsu     If you can't score, just come back to us! [18:20] all     Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on! [18:22] sak     What?! [18:26] sak     This is bad! [18:27] (Flashback) all     Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on! [18:31] (Flashback) all     S-S-Sakai, come back to us! [18:35] (Flashback) all     The village of rejects is fun. [18:38] (Flashback) all     Hey! [18:38] sak     Dammit! [18:40] sak     I never want to go back there! [18:48] tsu     Huh? You changed your hair back? [18:53] tsu     Why don't you just come back, Sakai? [18:56] yos     Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on! [18:59] sak     If I embrace being Aoyama, both physically     and mentally, I should awaken again! [19:05] girl     Sakai-senpai! [19:07] sak     I need to be cool towards my fans, too. [19:09] tsu     He's just going to ignore them? [19:11] tsu     That's boring! [19:16] tsu     The awakened Sakai was fun,     but a cool one is boring! [19:23] sak     Could you please refrain from pantsing me? [19:26] tsu     What?! [19:27] miw     No, seriously, pull his pants back up! [19:30] sak     I have to accelerate my Aoyama-fication. SIGN    Aoyama Life [19:34] mok     Huh? I... what? [19:37] sak     As you can see, I'm trying     to become Aoyama right now. [19:42] mok     Since you're nothing like him     whatsoever, I didn't realize. [19:46] sak     What?! [19:48] sak     I imitated him and awoke as a goal poacher! [19:58] sak     So if I can fully transform into     Aoyama, I can once again— [20:02] sak     Shut up! [20:06] sak     I'm begging you, Gotou-chan! [20:08] sak     What do I need to do to get closer to Aoyama? [20:11] sak     I want to go back one more time! [20:13] sak     To that shining version of myself! [20:17] mok     U-Um, Sakai-san... [20:20] all     The new victory dance! [20:21] mok     If you're joking, stop right now. [20:26] mok     Are you trying to defile Aoyama-kun?! [20:35] saK     I can't hear it! [20:36] ish     What are you doing, Sakai? [20:38] ish     He's not on his game today, either. [20:49] zai     Yeah! [20:51] zai     Gotou! [20:53] god     Aoyama! [20:56] sak     Please! Hear! Hear it! [21:01] all     Gola, golazo! [21:03] sak     There! [21:05] all     Vai! Gola, golazo! [21:10] all     Gola, gola, golazo! [21:13] all     Gola, gola, golazo! [21:16] all     Vai! Go, go, go, golazo! [21:23] girl     What is he doing? Gross! [21:26] girl     That's so lame! [21:28] miw     Sakai has reverted to his stooge form,     so I guess Kaocchi will be our striker again. [21:33] ish     Yes. [23:09] zai     Hey. [23:10] zai     What's the commotion? Did something happen? [23:13] tad     That. [23:15] zai     Who are those men talking to Aoyama? [23:19] ish     People from the youth division. [23:21] tad     Here to scout. [23:23] zai     What? [23:26] ish     Aoyama might quit the team. [23:30] zai     What's that supposed to mean?! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    The Reason Behind Aoyama-kun's Choice 12 - The Reason Behind Aoyama-kun's Choice Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] zai     Hey, those men are back again. [00:06] tsu     Well, if you think about it,     Aoyama is a national age-group player. [00:10] sak     It's not surprising they'd      show up to scout him. [00:13] yos     That means there's no guarantee     he'll be with us to the end. [00:17] zai     Aoyama might leave... [00:29] sak     Zaizen. Hey, Zaizen. [00:32] tsu     Our days of dreaming about reaching     Nationals might be numbered. [00:37] yos     He only came here because     he liked the toilets. [00:41] tsu     If he's going to a pro youth club,     he'll have no reason to remain with us. SIGN    #12 SIGN    The Reason Behind Aoyama-kun's Choice [00:54] zai     Hey, Aoyama! [00:57] zai     We need to talk. [01:00] zai     Are you going to join a youth club? [01:07] zai     Those scouts were here again. [01:10] zai     I don't want to be blunt,     but everybody's relying on you. [01:14] zai     You're our team's— [01:16] kid     Look! It's Aoyama-san,     the youth national player! [01:19] kid2     Seriously? [01:20] kid2     It's true! Oh, my god! [01:22] kid     I always keep an eye out for your matches! [01:24] kid     Can we get your autograph? [01:27] zai     You're our team's... [01:31] zai     ...biggest hope. [01:36] kid     Wow, even his autograph is amazing! [01:40] kid     I'm going to treasure this forever! [01:42] zai     Just kidding. [01:44] kid     We actually got one! [01:44] zai     Aoyama! [01:45] kid     Yeah! [01:46] kid     So lucky! [01:48] zai     You should play where     you can shine the most. [01:53] zai     But... [01:55] zai     Let's do our best tomorrow. [02:15] (Flashback) zai     Mother! [02:17] (Flashback) mom     What is it? [02:20] (Flashback) zai     Please come to my next soccer match. [02:24] (Flashback) zai     I'm going to score a goal     for you as a present! [02:33] dad     Let's get going. [02:35] zai     Yes, Daddy. [02:38] dad     You have your match now, don't you? [02:40] zai     Yes. [02:47] zai     Mother, I promise that     we will win today's match! SIGN    Inter-High     Tokyo City     First Preliminaries [02:56] tsu     "You eleven knights who are     gathered on this holy ground..." SIGN    Thanks to its     ongoing popularity,     Season 2 of the     anime is greenlit! [02:59] tsu     "I am going to join the battle as well!" [03:01] tsu     "Let's save the world together!" [03:03] tsu     For some reason, I feel like this     week's chapter is cheering us on! [03:08] tsu     I can feel the power! [03:19] mok     Is Aoyama-kun really going to quit our team? [03:25] zai     No clue! I have no idea what he's thinking. [03:30] zai     Just like her... [03:34] mok     Huh? [03:35] zai     Oh, nothing. [03:40] sak     She's pretty. [03:41] tad     Is that your mom? [03:43] zai     What the hell, you guys?     What is it to you?! [03:46] tsu     Don't be so shy and introduce us. [03:49] tad     Are you into older women? [03:50] zai     That's my mother! [03:52] zai     Besides, my mother's long... [03:57] sak     Zaizen? [04:01] miw     Listen up! Time for the pre-match meeting! [04:05] miw     Let's review what we know     about today's opponent. [04:08] tsu     What do you make of Zaizen's reaction? [04:10] yos     He had a pretty serious look on his face. [04:12] sak     Actually, I happened to see something     when I was walking my dog this morning. [04:18] sak     Zaizen was paying his respects     at a grave with his father. [04:23] tad     Wait, does that mean today's      the day Zaizen's mom... [04:26] tsu     ...passed away? [04:27] yos     Really? [04:29] miw     Hey, guys! [04:30] miw     Be quiet! Anyway, moving on. [04:33] miw     Our opponent, Kuraishi High School,     has two powerful center backs. [04:39] miw     They're a team whose rise is     built on an ironclad defense. [04:42] miw     In order to breach their defense, [04:46] miw     we need you to shine     as brightly as you can, Kaocchi. [04:55] miw     Kaocchi? [04:57] zai     Y-Yes! [04:58] miw     Pull it together, everyone.     Let's go win another match! [05:02] all     Yes, ma'am! [05:16] sak     Captain! [05:17] ish     Yeah! [05:21] sak     Where's Zaizen? [05:22] tsu     He went to the bathroom. [05:23] sak     Good, because... [05:25] mor     Today's the anniversary... [05:26] ish     ...of Zaizen's mom's death? [05:28] ish     Why didn't he say something? [05:29] sat     Yeah, how come? [05:30] ish     There's only one thing we can do. [05:33] ish     Provide support for Zaizen! [05:35] sak     We'll send everything his way... [05:36] tsu     ...and help him score... [05:37] yos     ...to cheer him up! [05:39] ish     Our team will win. [05:40] tad     And we'll advance from the preliminaries! [05:41] ume     Sounds good. I bet his mother     would like that, too. [05:49] zai     Sorry for making you all wait. [05:53] all     All right! [05:55] ish     That's my cue as captain! [05:58] ish     Fujimi— [05:58] ume     Victory at any cost! [06:01] ume     Fujimi High! [06:03] all     Fight! [06:06] tad     All right, I'm pumped! [06:08] tsu     I can taste victory already. [06:12] ish     Huh? I haven't said anything yet... [06:19] tad     There's the cross! [06:21] sak     It looks good! [06:29] ito     With your build, I bet you're     pretty confident in the air. [06:34] ito     But quite frankly, you've got     no chance when you're facing us. [06:38] zai     Bastard. [06:41] tach     No wonder those center backs are called     the "Double Wall of Kuraishi High." [06:46] koz     They're both physically strong,     and they cover a wide range on the pitch. [06:50] ibu     Hm... [06:51] tak     Well, I could easily obliterate them. [06:57] tad     Aoyama! [06:59] ric     Their defense is quick to hound him! [07:00] koz     Their anti-Aoyama strategy's good, too! [07:03] ric     They have a good defense. [07:07] ric     He was pushed out of it again! [07:11] koz     A long ball! [07:13] ish     Oh no! [07:16] zai     Dammit! [07:20] no9     Gotcha! [07:24] ric     They executed that counter perfectly! [07:26] tak     So Kuraishi High School has taken the lead. [07:30] ito     This match is as good as ours. [07:32] tak     Kuraishi High School has won every     match so far without conceding. [07:37] tak     Even scoring one goal won't be easy. SIGN    Fujimi SIGN    Kuraishi [07:41] ito     It's good that we took the lead     in the first half, but... [07:44] hor     I would have liked to get     another one or two goals. [07:47] ito     We need to be extra careful     of Aoyama in the second half. [08:01] kid     Ow! [08:03] mom     Kazu-kun! [08:05] mom     You scraped your leg.     We need to rinse it off. [08:10] zai     She was always into something. [08:14] zai     Once she caught the bug for it,     she was blind to everything else. [08:18] zai     Because of that, it was always Jeeves     who took me to and from kindergarten. [08:22] zai     But I was glad to just have her around. [08:26] (Flashback) zai     Mother! I got into the starting eleven     for the next match! [08:37] (Flashback) zai     Jeeves, where's Mother? [08:41] (Flashback) jee     Young Master Kaoru... [08:44] (Flashback) jee     Your mother has gone to a faraway place. [08:55] zai     Once this match is over, Aoyama will also... [08:58] zai     Dammit! [09:00] zai     We will win today's match! [09:03] zai     That will be my parting gift     to her and Aoyama! [09:08] mac     Congratulations! You're a winner! [09:12] zai     What the hell's going on? [09:15] zai     This is too much! You're broken, yo! SIGN    Zaizen Shiori SIGN    I'm Kaoru's mother SIGN    Shoot for victory at Nationals! SIGN    Fujimi High School Eleven [09:28] zai     Dwelling on it won't help! [09:30] ish     Zaizen! [09:30] zai     Right now, I need to focus on the game! [09:40] miw     Jeez, what are you doing? [09:43] sak     Zaizen, back pass! [09:45] zai     Crap! [09:47] miw     I'm counting on your aerial prowess     to get past that defensive wall! [09:53] ref     Corner to Kuraishi High School! [09:58] all     Kuraishi scores! [10:03] zai     Crap! [10:04] mok     That's Kuraishi High School's second goal. [10:14] mok     I can't believe Aoyama-kun's     pushing forward this early in the game. [10:18] miw     He must be feeling the heat, too. [10:21] ish     Their closing down is almost instant! [10:23] zai     Aoyama, pass it to me! That's too risky! [10:28] tad     I guess he took one touch too many. [10:32] zai     Even for you, that was reckless! [10:37] zai     What? [10:40] aoy     It would have been pointless to     pass to you in your current state. [10:44] zai     What? [10:45] ish     The ball! [10:47] (Flashback) kid     Zaizen, the ball! [10:57] (Flashback) zai     I missed? [11:01] (Flashback) zai     Why aren't you here... [11:03] (Flashback) zai     ...Mother? [11:05] ish     Zaizen! [11:09] zai     Crap! [11:13] ish     We've been caught upfield. Fall back! [11:17] zai     Damn, what's wrong with me?! [11:20] kur     Go for the counter! [11:22] ito     All right, good! [11:25] ito     The most dangerous thing     about their team is [11:27] ito     Aoyama's explosive offense     in the last five minutes. [11:31] ito     The key is how far ahead     we are by that point. [11:35] ito     We can't relax with a mere two-goal lead! [11:41] ito     A three-goal lead will do it, though! [11:44] zai     Not on my watch! [11:46] itou     This is checkmate! [11:49] zai     Oh no! [11:51] ito     Got it! [12:12] ric     Aoyama put his body on the line to stop it! [12:16] tak     Hmph, Fujimi High School barely survived. [12:20] sak     That was amazing, Aoyama! [12:21] tsu     You saved us! [12:25] zai     Hey! Are you okay?! [12:27] aoy     Stay away. [12:29] sak     Hey, those stains... [12:33] tsu     You can't play like that. [12:36] zai     It's my fault. [12:39] zai     It's because I screwed up. [12:40] aoy     Zaizen-san. [12:43] aoy     If you don't want to win,     please get yourself substituted. [12:49] (Flashback) zai     Let's do our best tomorrow. [12:55] zai     Are you kidding me, Aoyama? [13:03] zai     I am... [13:08] zai     ...not leaving this game! [13:16] tad     How stupid do you have to be     to headbutt the goalpost?! [13:20] zai     Let go of me! [13:21] ish     All right, just calm down! [13:26] hor     Is his head okay? In all senses of the word. [13:29] ito     Forget about the idiotic headbutter. [13:31] ito     What's huge is that Aoyama being     dirty has rendered him sluggish. [13:36] ito     We have this match in the bag. [13:39] mok     Aoyama-kun, if you're that dirty... [13:43] zai     Listen up! [13:47] zai     Fujimi High School is     not just Aoyama's team. [13:54] zai     Damn that Aoyama. [13:56] (Flashback) aoy     If you don't want to win,     please get yourself substituted. [14:02] zai     I don't want to win? [14:05] zai     Of course I want... [14:09] zai     ...to win! [14:14] ito     This guy! [14:16] hor     Too bad. [14:18] mok     They took it! [14:20] ito     Now that Aoyama's sluggish,     this is our chance! [14:23] ish     A counterattack's coming! [14:26] hor     This is the end! [14:39] zai     How do you like that?! [14:43] guy     He stopped their counter with his face! [14:45] guy2     He's got guts! [14:48] miw     Looks like you got over whatever     was bothering you, Kaocchi! [14:51] zai     Ow. [14:54] aoy     Your soccer is so dirty. [14:59] zai     You moron. [15:02] zai     This sort of stuff is my job. [15:07] zai     Let's win this match. [15:09] aoy     Of course. [15:20] ric     They keep passing the ball around     to chip away at Fujimi's stamina. [15:24] tak     This is the extent of this team's abilities     when their ace, Aoyama, isn't performing. [15:31] koz     There're less than ten minutes left.     They intend to let the clock run down. [15:36] ric     At this rate, Fujimi will lose. [15:39] zai     Damn it all! [15:42] zai     We need to score right now! [15:45] zai     So I won't let them tell me     they're at their limit! [15:49] zai     My legs are like this, [15:51] zai     and my head's fuzzy from being oxygen     deprived because I've run around too much. [15:55] guy     Itou-san! [15:59] zai     But you know what? [16:01] zai     Compared to when I was moping around, [16:04] zai     this is a lot better! [16:06] ito     Son of a... [16:07] sak     Nice, Zaizen! [16:09] ish     Time for us to counter! [16:11] itou     Stop their number 5! [16:14] guy     Die! [16:17] tad     I won't let you stop me so easily! [16:22] tad     Captain! [16:24] ish     Too far! [16:25] yos     He can't make that! [16:28] tsu     That idiot! [16:30] sak     That was our only chance! [16:35] zai     Aoyama! [16:35] ito     I thought he couldn't move! [16:38] miw     It's the last five minutes! [16:46] hor     I'm still on you! [16:56] hor     Where are you aiming? [16:57] hor     There's nobody over there! [17:00] miw     Kaocchi! [17:05] zai     This ball... [17:07] zai     I will make it count! [17:13] zai     My leg! [17:20] zai     After we've come so far?! [17:22] aoy     Zaizen-san. [17:26] all     Zaizen! [17:27] ume     Zaizen-san. [17:28] all     Zaizen! [17:29] all     Zaizen! [17:34] zai     Mother! [17:40] mom     You can do it, Kaoru! SIGN    Fujimi SIGN    Kuraishi [18:07] tac     Fujimi High won again, huh? [18:16] ibu     Par for the course, no? [18:18] ric     I just remembered our      first training match. [18:23] mom     Show me your leg already! [18:25] zai     It's fine. I just pulled a muscle. [18:28] zai     Anyway, why'd you bother showing up now? [18:32] ish     Haven't we seen that person before? [18:35] tad     Wasn't she in the picture Zaizen had? [18:42] tsu     Zaizen's mom?! [18:45] mom     Yes? [18:46] yos     She's fit as a fiddle! [18:48] sak     Then why'd you visit the graveyard     this morning? Talk about misleading! [18:52] zai     That was to honor our ancestors. [18:54] zai     Dadd—I mean, Father only     had time to go this morning. [18:58] tsu     Give us back the energy we wasted on     being worried about you! You idiot! [19:02] zai     What are you even talking about?! [19:04] mom     I'm relieved to see you having fun. [19:08] zai     After all this time? I don't care if you     were volunteering or whatever! [19:12] zai     Where have you been this whole time? [19:16] mom     At first, I meant to come back straight away. [19:22] mom     But before I knew it, it had been five years. [19:25] zai     You're always like this! [19:28] mom     I came to see you score a goal today. [19:35] mom     I was really watching. [19:39] (Flashback) zai     I'm going to score a goal     for you as a present! [19:53] mom     A present five years in the making. [19:57] zai     You remembered. [20:02] zai     You're so late, Mother. [20:12] jee     Madam, I've come to pick you up! [20:24] mom     Okay, I'm off to Brazil now. [20:31] mom     Bye! [20:32] zai     Mother! [20:37] zai     Mother... [20:55] zai     Aoyama. [20:59] zai     What are you going to do about the team? [21:01] zai     You're joining a youth club, right? [21:05] aoy     I'm not, though. [21:06] zai     Really?! [21:11] (Flashback) man     It seems you don't understand     your own position here. [21:17] (Flashback) man     You're already carrying the future     of Japanese soccer on your shoulders. [21:22] (Flashback) man     Why is a player who's going to be     the jewel in Japan's crown [21:25] (Flashback) man     not playing for a renowned school     or a youth club, [21:31] (Flashback) man     instead of here at Fujimi High School? [21:38] aoy     I... [21:41] aoy     ...like white uniforms. [21:45] mok     The white of cleanliness! [21:48] team     Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma! [21:52] mok     Aoyama-kun likes white. [21:55] team     He li-kes wh-i-te! [22:02] all     Are you kidding us?! [23:18] zai     Picking a team based on the uniform [23:21] zai     is so idiotic that I'm mad at     myself for being worried. [23:27] zai     You damn germaphobic, whimsical fool.