# Clean Freak! Aoyama kun
Aoyama kun is a hot, young soccer prodigy who plays midfielder for the National U-16 Soccer Team. But he’s also an extreme germaphobe!
The TV anime adaptation of “Keppeki Danshi! Aoyama kun!” (Clean Freak!! Aoyama kun) portrays the friendships he forms and the challenges he overcomes in a “spotless” coming-of-age story!
# Season 1
# 1 - Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:05] Ann**
We're deep into added time at the end of
the second half, and the score remains 1-1.
**[00:13] Ann**
This will probably be the last action
of the game for Japan's Under-16s.
**[00:40] Ann**
Goal!
**[00:54] aoy**
You know, I don't mind you celebrating...
**[00:57] guy**
Aoyama!
**[01:00] aoy**
...but can you please not hug me and stuff?
**[01:05] aoy**
You'll get me dirty.
**[01:11] Girl**
Aoyama-kun sure is a clean freak.
***SIGN*** #01
***SIGN*** Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak
***SIGN*** Fujimi High School
**[02:56] Boy**
Aoyama-kyun...
**[02:57] ---**
So cool!
**[02:59] Girls**
It's so clean!
**[02:59] Girls**
I wish he'd wipe it every day!
**[03:10] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[03:11] Boy**
Wow, it's so sparkly!
**[03:13] Girl**
You're amazing, Aoyama!
**[03:16] Girl2**
Aoyama-kun!
**[03:18] Guy**
*I get it, Aoyama.*
**[03:20] Guy**
* Even as you clean, you feel like*
* the dirt keeps coming back,*
**[03:23] Guy**
* leaving you in an endless loop*
* where you just keep cleaning forever.*
**[03:27] zai**
A-o-ya-ma!
**[03:32] zai**
Practice has already started.
**[03:35] aoy**
Zaizen-san...
**[03:39] zai**
You're already worn out!
**[03:40] zai**
Do you have enough in the tank for practice?!
**[03:47] zai**
I want to hear you guys!
**[03:49] All**
Yes, sir!
**[03:49] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[03:56] Girl**
What kind of soap are you using?
**[04:06] Girls**
Aoyama-kun, that's some
impressive lathering!
**[04:09] Ta**
Far post!
**[04:11] Ta**
Keep your eyes on your man!
**[04:14] Ta**
Here it comes!
**[04:14] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[04:18] Girls**
His hands are so clean.
**[04:19] Girls**
Look at his fingertips!
**[04:21] zai**
Damn you...
**[04:24] zai**
How long are you going to keep that up?
**[04:26] zai**
I'll kill you!
**[04:35] Miwa**
That's enough.
**[04:42] zai**
Coach Miwa.
**[04:44] Miwa**
Kaocchi, Aoyama's an extreme germaphobe.
**[04:49] zai**
Could you please stop calling me that?
**[04:52] Miwa**
Ah, it's all good.
**[04:53] Miwa**
Just keep an eye out for him, as his senior.
**[04:56] Miwa**
After all, you'll be linking up
because of the positions you play.
**[05:01] zai**
*"Linking up..."*
**[05:06] zai**
Pass!
**[05:09] zai**
Header!
**[05:11] zai**
Eek!
**[05:14] zai**
*I don't see it working in the slightest,*
**[05:17] zai**
* but with him on the team, winning the*
* district prelims isn't a pipe dream.*
**[05:22] zai**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[05:24] zai**
Make sure you stay hydrated.
**[05:28] aoy**
No.
**[05:31] Guy**
Drink it!
**[05:32] aoy**
I'd rather die.
**[05:34] Guy**
What?
**[05:36] Miwa**
I told you. He's a germaphobe.
**[05:42] Miwa**
He won't use something if someone else
has touched or drank from it.
**[05:47] Guy**
Does he really have to wash it?
**[05:51] Guy**
Here it comes!
**[05:54] zai**
*Just you watch, Aoyama...*
**[05:57] Guy**
It's a cross!
**[06:00] zai**
*I have the height advantage.*
**[06:02] zai**
*I'll jump higher than you and score!*
**[06:08] zai**
*Why isn't he jumping?*
**[06:12] Guys**
Gotcha!
**[06:16] Saka**
Just leave the muscleheads to us.
**[06:19] Kishi**
We got this.
**[06:20] zai**
That was a blatant foul!
**[06:23] aoy**
Is it a throw-in?
**[06:25] Capt**
I'll take it!
**[06:27] aoy**
Thank you.
**[06:28] zai**
What is this?
**[06:31] Saka**
Don't get so worked up.
**[06:32] Saka**
That guy's kinda fun.
**[06:34] Kishi**
Exactly. The real winners are
the ones who have the most fun.
**[06:37] Guy3**
Keep it fun!
**[06:41] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[06:42] Capt**
Here it comes!
**[06:54] zai**
If you think you can get away with
everything just because you're good,
**[06:58] zai**
you're in for a rude awakening, you idiot!
**[07:00] zai**
And you guys! Quit coddling him!
**[07:03] zai**
You know what I mean!
**[07:04] cap**
Dude, don't you realize
you're far more coddled than he is?
**[07:13] cap**
I mean, just look at those
brand spanking new cleats.
**[07:16] Saka**
He's right! Coddle City!
**[07:18] zai**
I got these from my daddy—
I mean, my old man!
**[07:21] Saka**
Oldest son of a business mogul?
What is your life, a TV show?!
**[07:24] Saka**
Get outta here, Richie Rich!
**[07:27] All**
And what is with that old butler
ferrying you to and from school?!
**[07:30] All**
Yeah! Right on!
**[07:31] All**
Try experiencing the crush of
a morning rush hour train for once!
**[07:34] ---**
Amen!
**[07:36] zai**
*Seriously? I'm the more coddled one here?*
**[07:41] zai**
*No!*
**[07:43] zai**
* Being spoiled rotten has*
* nothing to do with this...*
**[07:46] zai**
...and you have even less
to do with this, baseball team!
**[07:50] zai**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[07:53] zai**
You're gonna start
taking soccer seriously!
**[07:56] Miwa**
I told you all to *get along*!
**[07:59] Guys**
There it is!
**[08:00] Guys**
Miwa-chan's "ippon seoi nage" throw!
**[08:02] Guys**
That's a third dan judo master for you!
**[08:07] Saka**
Another clean throw.
**[08:08] zai**
Why is a judo aficionado even
coaching the soccer team?
**[08:21] zai**
He jumps out of the way of passes,
**[08:23] zai**
he won't head the ball,
**[08:24] zai**
and any kind of contact play is out.
**[08:27] zai**
I don't care how talented he is.
**[08:29] zai**
I will never accept someone like him!
**[08:43] zai**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[08:44] moka**
U-Um, I...
**[08:51] zai**
What was that all about?
**[08:53] Miwa**
Kaocchi.
**[08:56] Gaoy**
Coach?
**[08:58] Gaoy**
I really would like you
to stop calling me that.
**[09:03] Gaoy**
What's up?
**[09:04] Gaoy**
I'll take care of locking up
the clubhouse.
**[09:07] Miwa**
It's not that. It's about
Aoyama being a clean freak.
**[09:12] Kaoy**
I don't care if
he's a clean freak or whatever.
**[09:15] Kaoy**
He's either not serious about soccer,
or he just doesn't care.
**[09:18] Miwa**
You think so?
**[09:19] Kaoy**
It's obvious!
**[09:21] Kaoy**
He'll use wanting to stay clean as an excuse
**[09:23] Kaoy**
to just look on when
the game's hanging in the balance.
**[09:27] Kaoy**
He won't even touch the ball
without rubber gloves.
**[09:30] Miwa**
You're right about that.
**[09:38] Miwa**
After every session, Aoyama cleans
the balls like that without fail.
**[09:48] Kaoy**
Well, sure he does.
He *is* a clean freak, after all.
**[09:51] Kaoy**
But why does he put on
that ridiculous outfit to do it?
**[09:53] Miwa**
He has to, or else he can't clean the balls.
**[09:57] Miwa**
It's a tremendous handicap.
**[09:59] Miwa**
He can't do what everybody
is able to do naturally.
**[10:03] Miwa**
You sweat and get dirty.
**[10:05] Miwa**
Once the game starts,
you can't avoid contact with others.
**[10:10] Miwa**
It must be rough for a germaphobe.
**[10:13] Miwa**
In spite of all that,
he engages in soccer activities every day.
**[10:18] Miwa**
Polishing the balls is probably
like a ritual to him.
**[10:23] Miwa**
It's like a "thank you" to the balls.
**[10:27] Miwa**
Aoyama is a true soccer nerd.
**[10:31] txt**
Clean Freak! Aoyama-kun
**[10:34] txt**
Hot-Blooded
Scion!
Zaizen Kaoru
***SIGN*** Fujimi High School
**[10:40] Guy**
So this is Fujimi High School,
where I'll find Aoyama.
**[10:43] Guy**
I don't believe this.
**[10:45] Guy**
Oh, well. It won't matter once I win.
**[10:48] Guy**
From tomorrow, you'll be part of our team!
**[10:52] zai**
That's the famous Oshigami-Minami High.
**[10:56] Capt**
That's Takechi, the guy who was picked
along with Aoyama for Japan's Under-16s.
**[11:00] Capt**
He's Tokyo's number one forward.
**[11:04] Take**
Thank you.
**[11:06] Miwa**
Thank you.
**[11:08] Capt**
I heard they'd only send the reserves...
**[11:11] Capt**
He's coming this way.
**[11:13] Guy**
Fine by me.
**[11:15] Guy**
I'll go introduce myself.
**[11:16] Capt**
Hey! Don't cause any trouble!
**[11:20] zai**
Hey.
**[11:20] Take**
It's been a while, Aoyama!
**[11:23] aoy**
Takechi-san?
**[11:26] Guy**
That over-waxed little gel-head!
**[11:34] capt**
He's actually gelled it really well.
**[11:37] Take**
Aoyama, why did you reject our invitation?
**[11:41] Take**
This school crashes out
in the district preliminaries every year.
**[11:46] Take**
You've been given a gift.
**[11:49] Take**
So where's the sense in
letting it go to waste here?
**[11:52] Guys**
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
**[11:54] Take**
I bet you guys can't comprehend
the artistry or true value of Aoyama's game!
**[12:01] Take**
I can't allow Aoyama to keep playing
on this team of scrubs.
**[12:07] Guy1**
Just who the hell do you think you are?!
**[12:11] Take**
Don't touch me.
**[12:13] aoy**
Takechi-san.
**[12:16] aoy**
I came to this school because
it has something unique about it.
**[12:25] Guys**
Aoyama...
**[12:30] Guy**
Goal!
**[12:31] guy2**
Oshigami-Minami takes the lead!
**[12:37] zai**
Dammit...
**[12:38] Take**
What could this team possibly have
that brought you here?
**[12:44] Take**
Will you show me in this match?
**[12:47] aoy**
Takechi-san, why are you
showing off your abs?
**[12:52] aoy**
It's gross. Could you please stop?
**[12:54] Take**
You need a fit, muscular body to get
you through the rigors of this game!
**[13:01] Take**
You want to have a body like mine too, right?
**[13:26] Play**
Aoyama's on the attack!
**[13:28] Play**
Close him down!
**[13:29] ---**
R-Right!
**[13:30] Take**
*This is bad!*
**[13:34] Take**
I don't care if you foul him!
**[13:36] Take**
Just stop him in his tracks!
**[13:44] Play**
*It's no use. We can't stop him.*
**[13:46] Play**
*I'll just have to...*
**[13:49] Play**
Huh?
**[13:51] take**
Keeper!
**[14:02] Goal**
*He's not shooting?*
**[14:04] Goal**
*You think you can mess around?*
**[14:05] Goal**
*I'll grab it before you get past me!*
**[14:15] Goal**
What?
**[14:23] Capt**
Goal!
**[14:25] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[14:27] zai**
Damn. He made that goal all by himself.
**[14:30] Take**
Exquisite.
**[14:33] Girl**
*He didn't let anyone lay a finger on him,*
**[14:35] Girl**
* and then he finished it off*
* with a rabona nutmeg!*
**[14:38] Girl**
*That's so like him.*
**[14:39] Miwa**
* In order to stay out of touching distance*
* from other players,*
**[14:43] Miwa**
* Aoyama's movements are*
* frighteningly precise,*
**[14:46] Miwa**
* and that's consistently true,*
* from start to finish.*
**[14:48] Miwa**
* If defenders come near him,*
* he dribbles right through them.*
**[14:51] Miwa**
*Or he hits a telling one-touch pass.*
**[14:54] Miwa**
* Fearing this, the defenders*
* can't mark him too tightly.*
**[14:59] Miwa**
*However, if they give him space,*
**[15:02] Miwa**
*he has an unrivaled precision shot.*
**[15:07] Miwa**
* This is the playing style*
* Aoyama arrived at...*
**[15:09] Miwa**
* after considering all of*
* the things he cannot do.*
**[15:12] Miwa**
*The germaphobe's absolute domain.*
**[15:17] zai**
We took the lead!
**[15:18] zai**
* We're a goal up on the*
* illustrious Oshigami-Minami.*
**[15:21] guys**
Yes, Aoyama! That's goal number two!
**[15:25] zai**
* I don't want to admit it,*
* but he has real skill.*
**[15:30] guy**
H-He didn't move?
**[15:34] miwa**
He's really consistent about
not doing anything that'll get him dirty.
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st 2nd Total
***SIGN*** Oshigami- Minami
**[15:43] tac**
Takechi-san's on edge because
we ended the first half 2-1 behind.
**[15:49] tak**
Tachibana!
**[15:50] tac**
Yes!
**[15:52] tak**
Did you see Aoyama's almost
illegally beautiful plays?
**[15:56] tak**
He is a veritable *treasure*
of Japan's soccer world.
**[15:59] tac**
Takechi-san, he's still our opponent.
**[16:02] tak**
I know.
**[16:04] tak**
We won't let him have his way
in the second half!
**[16:07] guy**
The second half is beginning!
**[16:16] zai**
Four defenders marking Aoyama?!
**[16:19] cap**
Dammit. There's no way to pass to Aoyama!
**[16:22] tad**
Captain!
**[16:23] cap**
All right, Tada!
**[16:28] tak**
Laughable.
**[16:29] tak**
As long as Aoyama doesn't get the ball,
**[16:32] tak**
Fujimi High has even less bite
than a toothless tiger.
**[16:35] zai**
You wish!
**[16:37] zai**
Putting four men on Aoyama
gives the rest of us a lot more space!
**[16:39] zai**
We'll attack without him!
**[16:41] ishi**
There!
**[16:42] zai**
Watch this!
**[16:46] guy**
Wow, this guy can't use his feet at all.
**[16:49] tak**
Ugly. That was too ugly for words.
**[16:52] cap**
I understand what you're trying to do,
**[16:55] cap**
but you know you're not great
with the ball at your feet.
**[16:58] zai**
Dammit!
**[17:07] miwa**
This is bad.
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st 2nd Total
***SIGN*** Oshigami- Minami
**[17:09] miwa**
Just by shutting down Aoyama,
the difference is stark.
**[17:16] tak**
You get it now, don't you?
**[17:19] tak**
This isn't where
you're supposed to be, Aoyama.
**[17:24] tak**
It's not too late. Join us.
**[17:27] miw**
Kaocchi! Come here!
**[17:31] miw**
Ten minutes left.
**[17:33] miw**
But isn't there something wrong
with Aoyama's movements?
**[17:35] miw**
Normally, it doesn't matter how
many people there are on him.
**[17:38] zai**
You're right.
**[17:40] miw**
It's possible he's injured.
**[17:43] zai**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[17:46] zai**
Are you hurt or something?
**[17:50] aoy**
No.
**[17:52] zai**
What gives, then?
**[17:53] zai**
Huh?
**[17:55] zai**
Son of a... Look at your feet!
**[17:58] zai**
Don't tell me you're just
avoiding getting dirty!
**[18:04] zai**
Stop screwing around!
**[18:05] zai**
If you don't want to play, get off the field!
**[18:13] (Flashback) aoy**
I came to this school because
it has something unique about it.
**[18:19] zai**
*Why? Why did you come here?!*
**[18:23] zai**
* In the first half, I actually thought*
* you might be serious about soccer.*
**[18:28] zai**
*But now, you're just...*
**[18:34] zai**
*You disappoint me.*
**[18:35] guy**
Last five minutes!
**[18:38] tad**
I got this!
**[18:42] tad**
Oh crap!
**[18:45] take**
Losers, all of you! This is...
**[18:49] take**
...the end!
**[18:58] take**
He blocked it with his face?!
**[19:01] cap**
Counterattack!
**[19:06] zai**
*I...*
**[19:07] zai**
*I don't have the skill or talent Aoyama has.*
**[19:12] zai**
*But you know what?*
**[19:14] zai**
* It doesn't matter if the opponent's*
* a famous school or not...*
**[19:18] zai**
*I want to win!*
**[19:20] cap**
Zaizen!
**[19:22] zai**
*I'm giving soccer everything I've got here!*
**[19:36] zai**
*Damn you!*
**[20:06] guys**
Goal!
**[20:14] zai**
I thought you didn't want to get dirty.
**[20:18] aoy**
If it's just the last five minutes,
I can handle it.
**[20:21] aoy**
I really hate losing.
**[20:25] zai**
*This guy...*
**[20:28] zai**
* Aoyama's a clean freak*
* who has a rod up his ass,*
**[20:31] zai**
* so to be honest,*
* I don't like this first-year.*
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** Total
**[20:37] zai**
*But you know what?*
**[20:39] ---**
Yippee!
**[20:43] zai**
* When it comes to the desire to win,*
* he's just like us.*
**[20:47] zai**
*That makes him a reliable teammate!*
**[20:55] zai**
Aoyama, you bastard!
**[20:58] aoy**
Nice header, Zaizen-san.
**[21:08] zai**
You can have this.
**[21:09] zai**
You're more worthy of the number 10.
**[21:13] aoy**
Zaizen-san...
**[21:15] aoy**
I... don't want it.
**[21:17] zai**
Put it on!
**[21:19] aoy**
I'd rather die.
**[21:20] zai**
Is my shirt that dirty?!
**[21:21] girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[21:25] tak**
I won't stand for this!
**[21:27] tak**
We were supposed to show our superiority
and talk Aoyama into joining us.
**[21:31] tak**
But instead, we lost! Unthinkable!
**[21:35] tak**
Perhaps I should transfer to Fujimi High.
**[21:37] tach**
What?
**[21:39] tak**
But I wonder what Aoyama was talking about.
**[21:42] tak**
What is so unique about Fujimi High?
**[21:49] aoy**
I'm glad I came here.
**[21:54] aoy**
Every toilet needs this feature.
**[23:30] mok**
I've decided.
**[23:32] mok**
I'm going to support Aoyama-kun
in my own way.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember?
# 2 - Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:00] mok**
*I met Aoyama-kun in grade school.*
**[00:05] mok**
* Even back then, he was the kind*
* of person who caught your eye.*
**[00:10] mok**
* He possessed a taciturn demeanor*
* and an indomitable spirit.*
**[00:15] mok**
* As a highly timid girl,*
* I found that intimidating,*
**[00:16] (Flashback) tea**
Hey! That's not safe!
**[00:18] (Flashback) tea**
Get back in here! Right this instant!
**[00:18] mok**
*and we didn't talk to each other much.*
**[00:21] (Flashback) tea**
Come on! Hurry up!
**[00:22] mok**
* But I will never forget*
* that one time in fifth grade...*
**[00:29] mok**
* It was the one and only time that*
* Aoyama-kun and I had a conversation.*
**[00:41] mok**
*Aoyama-kun, do you remember?*
***SIGN*** #2
**[02:17] chee**
A-o-ya-ma-kun!
***SIGN*** Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember?
**[02:21] chee**
Good work!
**[02:22] chee**
He's so cool!
**[02:27] chee**
Aoyama-kun!
**[02:27] zai**
Damn groupies. They're nearly on the pitch.
**[02:31] zai**
If you're just spectating,
get out of here already!
**[02:36] zai**
Aoyama, go pick up the balls.
You're good at cleaning up, right?
**[02:40] ---**
Sure.
**[02:44] zai**
Don't expect me to coddle you.
**[02:54] zai**
He sure is a crafty one. Does he
want to avoid handling balls that badly?
**[03:08] aoy**
Nice header.
**[03:09] zai**
Dude! Aoyama, you did that on purpose—
**[03:14] zai**
Damn him.
**[03:16] zai**
But I'm impressed
he got me with that delay!
**[03:22] guys**
I'm so hot.
**[03:24] guy1**
So... lately, I keep getting the feeling
that someone's checking me out.
**[03:30] guy2**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[03:31] guy3**
You're imagining it.
**[03:34] guy1**
I guess only guys who have loving gazes
cast on them can understand this.
**[03:38] guy1**
Right, Aoyama?
**[03:41] aoy**
That sort of thing doesn't interest me.
**[03:43] guy3**
It's all in your head.
**[03:44] guy2**
Who ever cast a loving gaze on you?
**[03:46] ---**
Nobody cares about you, man.
**[03:49] guy1**
I know no one will ever love me!
**[03:52] guy2**
Wait up, four eyes.
**[03:54] guy2**
Hey, stupid four eyes!
**[04:07] guys**
Fujimi High! Fight! Fight!
**[04:10] cheer**
Aoyama-kun!
**[04:13] cheer**
Aoyama-kun!
**[04:14] cheer**
Aoyama-kun!
**[04:19] cap**
Whoa, it's sparkling clean again today.
**[04:26] cap**
Thanks to Aoyama, the clubhouse is
looking better than it's ever looked.
**[04:35] zai**
Even my school uniform is neatly folded.
**[04:38] zai**
Hey, Aoyama, did you have to go this far?
**[04:44] aoy**
I didn't do that.
**[04:47] zai**
Huh?
**[04:48] aoy**
I'd rather die than
touch someone else's clothes.
**[04:51] zai**
Don't look so smug when you say that!
**[04:54] zai**
Besides, my uniform goes to
the dry cleaners every day!
**[04:58] guy2**
What? To the dry cleaners?
**[05:00] guy2**
You snob!
**[05:01] guy2**
Mine are washed by hand!
**[05:03] zai**
By hand? Wait, are you
wearing silk or something?
**[05:07] guy2**
Of course not!
**[05:08] guy2**
As if I'd wear something like that!
**[05:09] guy3**
Now that I think about it,
Aoyama was training with us the whole time.
**[05:10] ---**
Man, this is why rich people suck.
**[05:13] guy3**
Has someone trespassed in our clubhouse?
**[05:16] cap**
All right, everybody.
Check your valuables, just in case.
**[05:19] cap**
Going forward, we need to make sure
we always lock the clubhouse.
**[05:22] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[05:32] aoy**
A doll?
**[05:47] caP**
They got us again.
**[05:48] zai**
But the door was locked!
**[05:52] cap**
Let's just agree that
this is the work of a fairy.
**[05:55] all**
Okay!
**[05:55] zai**
Are you scared?!
Stop sticking your heads in the sand!
**[06:01] cap**
And that makes it every day this week.
**[06:03] guy**
Thank you, fairy!
**[06:06] guy2**
It's folded all nicely again.
**[06:07] guy3**
I can feel the love.
**[06:10] guy2**
I'm absolutely certain
that the fairy's into me.
**[06:12] ---**
Huh?
**[06:13] guy3**
How did you even arrive
at that, you moron?
**[06:16] guy2**
Mine's folded a tiny bit differently.
**[06:19] guy2**
See? More care and attention!
**[06:21] guy3**
You wish! Mine was folded
with more care and attention!
**[06:24] guy1**
There's nothing uglier than a jealous guy.
**[06:25] zai**
Shut up.
**[06:32] aoy**
That's big.
**[06:37] cap**
Hey, gather round!
**[06:39] all**
Okay.
**[06:40] all**
Let's do this.
**[07:08] mok**
*I wonder what Aoyama-kun's up to...*
**[07:31] (Flashback) mok**
U-Um, cats aren't scary...
**[07:36] (Flashback) mok**
Aoyama-kun, do you like cats?
**[07:50] (Flashback) mok**
Um, you can have this.
**[07:53] (Flashback) mok**
I made it.
**[07:55] (Flashback) mok**
Can you touch *this* cat?
**[07:59] (Flashback) aoy**
That cat has a weird face.
**[08:08] (Flashback) aoy**
I'll take it.
**[08:12] (Flashback) aoy**
But could you give it to me
after it's been washed?
**[08:17] mok**
*Aoyama-kun was a clean freak.*
**[08:24] mok**
*Back then, I couldn't give him the doll,*
**[08:28] mok**
*but we're at the same high school now.*
**[08:35] mok**
* Even though he's now*
* totally out of my league,*
**[08:43] mok**
*I want to cheer him on as much as I can.*
**[08:48] mok**
All right.
**[08:51] aoy**
Want me to help?
**[08:58] mok**
Why? No! No!
**[09:00] mok**
Why are you here?!
**[09:02] mok**
* It's over. He must think I'm a creep*
* for breaking in here every day to clean.*
**[09:12] mok**
* And on top of that,*
* all those handmade dolls...*
**[09:19] mok**
*I should've known he wouldn't remember me!*
**[09:35] aoy**
This won't do.
***SIGN*** Anti-Bacterial
***SIGN*** Sparkly
Clean
**[09:40] aoy**
If you're cleaning, using this
will yield perfect results.
**[09:44] aoy**
Also...
**[09:47] aoy**
I see the weird face hasn't changed at all.
**[09:54] aoy**
It's been a while,
**[09:57] aoy**
Gotou Moka.
**[10:00] mok**
Aoyama-kun!
**[10:06] zai**
You've got some nerve,
skipping practice to sneak a girl in here!
**[10:10] guy**
And you've made her cry?!
**[10:12] mok**
Um, that's not what happened!
**[10:15] zai**
I see...
**[10:18] zai**
So you're the cleaning fairy.
**[10:23] cap**
We're grateful for all the cleaning,
**[10:26] cap**
but maybe you should've asked first.
**[10:29] mok**
I'm really sorry for cleaning
your clubhouse without asking.
**[10:33] mok**
But I just wanted to be useful.
**[10:38] mok**
I wanted to make you happy...
**[10:46] mok**
*Aoyama-kun.*
**[10:49] mok**
*I wanted to be useful to you.*
**[10:53] mok**
*I wanted to make you happy.*
**[10:56] All**
Captain!
**[11:03] cap**
Of course, this is only if you're willing,
**[11:05] cap**
but can we ask you to clean our
clubhouse in an official capacity?
**[11:10] cap**
As the soccer club's manager, I mean.
**[11:14] cap**
We do have someone here
who's a total clean freak, after all.
**[11:18] cap**
It'd be a real help to have
someone like you on board.
**[11:24] mok**
I, um...
**[11:28] mok**
I'll do my very best!
**[11:31] all**
Hooray!
**[11:34] all**
Woohoo!
**[11:38] ---**
That settles it!
**[11:41] cap**
They're a bunch of weirdos,
but welcome to our club.
**[11:44] all**
Woohoo!
**[11:48] all**
Woohoo!
**[11:55] aoy**
That's big.
**[11:58] txt**
I will protect
Aoyama-kun!
***SIGN*** Gotou Moka
**[12:01] txt**
The team's
comic relief!
***SIGN*** Sakai Kazuma
***SIGN*** Tsukamoto Jin
***SIGN*** Yoshioka Taichi
**[12:15] aoy**
All right.
**[12:20] coa**
Take five!
**[12:22] mok**
I've got water!
**[12:25] guy**
Sweet!
**[12:30] sak**
I'm so tired.
**[12:34] cheer**
Aoyama-kun!
**[12:37] sak**
Aoyama's popularity is still ridiculous.
**[12:40] sak**
There weren't even any classes today.
**[12:42] yos**
And recently, the number
of guys has gone up, too.
**[12:45] gys**
A-o-ya-ma!
**[12:49] yos**
Speaking of Aoyama,
**[12:51] yos**
I heard that he not only takes a shower
after practice, but before, too.
**[12:55] sak**
In fact, if he spots an opening,
he'll take one *during* practice, too.
**[13:00] coa**
That's it for today!
**[13:05] tsu**
This is Aoyama's towel, isn't it?
**[13:08] sak**
It's on his locker, so I guess so.
**[13:12] sak**
His towel has his initial on it!
**[13:15] sak**
That's so funny!
**[13:22] zai**
Sure, Aoyama's in the shower right now,
but what do you think you're doing?!
**[13:30] tsu**
Just so you know,
**[13:32] tsu**
Aoyama's towel...
**[13:40] tsu**
...smells super good!
**[13:43] sak**
Stop that, you idiot. It's perverted!
**[13:46] tsu**
If you doubt me, give it a sniff! Here!
**[13:49] zai**
Cut it out! Don't lump me in with you!
**[13:53] sak**
What are you doing, you specky degenerate?
We'll leave you behind.
***SIGN*** Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet, elegant aroma!! Outrageous
**[14:00] tsu**
All right...
***SIGN*** Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet, elegant aroma!! Outrageous
**[14:02] tsu**
"Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet,
elegant aroma! Outrageous."
**[14:10] coa**
Take five!
**[14:11] coa**
Afterward, we'll have
a five-on-five mini-game.
**[14:16] mok**
Aoyama-kun, your towel.
**[14:30] sak**
Ow!
**[14:33] sak**
Gotou-chan, can you please disinfect it?
**[14:35] mok**
R-Right away!
**[14:39] mok**
U-Um, I can't stand the sight of blood...
**[14:50] mok**
All right, Sakai-san, all done.
**[14:53] ask**
Oh! Thank you!
**[14:57] zai**
Pass it!
**[15:08] sak**
Hey, four eyes...
**[15:10] sak**
Aoyama's towel *does* smell super good.
**[15:14] zai**
What did you just say?!
**[15:15] yos**
Its fresh scent conjured up a vision of
translucent blue. Very Aoyama-like.
**[15:19] tsu**
See, told you so.
***SIGN*** Friendship
**[15:21] ---**
You sure did.
**[15:22] zai**
What is wrong with you guys?
What kind of pervert does that?!
**[15:25] cap**
It's true. It smelled better than I imagined.
**[15:29] guy**
That's Aoyama for you.
**[15:31] guy2**
Even his towel's aroma is alluring.
**[15:34] zai**
*D-Did everyone sniff Aoyama's towel but me?*
**[15:42] zai**
There's no mistaking it now.
This team is rotten to the core.
**[15:49] mok**
Wh-What should I do?
**[15:50] mok**
If this keeps up, they'll defile Aoyama-kun.
**[15:53] mok**
I mean, his *towels*!
**[15:55] mok**
Ready yourself, Moka.
**[15:57] mok**
I have to protect Aoyama-kun.
**[16:00] mok**
I mean, protect his *towels*.
**[16:15] mok**
Tsukamoto-san,
what do you think you're doing?
**[16:19] tsu**
I'm... um... Gotou-chan, what's with the bat?
**[16:23] mok**
I made it myself.
**[16:24] tsu**
It looks like it could easily kill someone.
**[16:27] tsu**
The flowers and cats are cute, but...
**[16:31] zai**
* A quick shift from staunch defense*
* to front-line offense,*
**[16:36] zai**
* putting intimidating pressure*
* on the opponent...*
**[16:38] zai**
*Excellent defense, Gotou Moka!*
**[16:42] mok**
* And that's how I protected*
* Aoyama-kun's towels,*
**[16:46] mok**
* which should have put an end*
* to the towel shenanigans.*
**[16:55] gir**
You know what I heard?
Aoyama-kun's towels smell super amazing.
**[17:00] gi2**
Oh, really?
**[17:01] gi2**
Tell me more! Is that really true?
**[17:03] gi2**
What do they smell of?!
**[17:04] guy**
Aoyama's towels are *that* good?
**[17:06] guy2**
I heard the aroma is like Cupid's Arrow!
**[17:08] girl**
Is it true that just smelling it
will make your wish come true?!
**[17:11] mok**
* The rumor got embellished and*
* spread like wildfire all over school.*
**[17:17] cap**
Wh-What's going on?
**[17:20] zai**
What's happening?!
**[17:22] ---**
This is bad...
***SIGN*** Pure Aoyama fans
**[17:28] tak**
This is part of scouting!
**[17:31] [SONG] txt**
People Who Showed Up
Because of the Twisted Rumor
**[17:35] guy**
Die in a fire, popular guy!
**[17:37] girl**
Boyfriend.
***SIGN*** Simply Nosy
**[17:41] guy**
What's going on?
***SIGN*** Cat
**[17:50] mok**
*What should I do?*
**[17:51] mok**
*I can't protect Aoyama-kun all by myself!*
**[17:57] coa**
Take five!
**[18:11] tak**
Aoyama's towel!
**[18:16] mok**
Everybody, please stop!
**[18:26] yos**
That's our Aoyama!
**[18:27] sak**
He's ducking and diving
through that onslaught!
**[18:31] tsu**
And for some unknown reason,
he's also dribbling.
**[18:35] sak**
Amazing! That's amazing,
but he's a grade-A idiot!
**[18:41] mok**
*I-I need to protect Aoyama-kun!*
**[18:48] zai**
Towel, towel, towel, towel!
Enough of that crap!
**[18:56] zai**
What gave you interlopers the idea that
you can set foot on this sacred field?!
**[19:02] zai**
We're serious about soccer!
**[19:07] zai**
If you get in our way,
I won't care if you're a girl or a guy!
**[19:09] zai**
I'll kill you!
**[19:15] guy**
Zaizen doesn't scare me, but his dad...
**[19:18] guy2**
Yeah. Draw the ire of the Zaizen family,
and you'll get rubbed out.
**[19:22] ---**
Tch...
**[19:27] coa**
Kaocchi, nice power play.
**[19:34] zai**
Jeez...
**[19:36] zai**
I can't believe all those people are
going bananas over Aoyama's stupid towel.
**[19:40] zai**
What a bunch of idiots.
**[19:45] zai**
I'm not a pervert.
**[19:54] zai**
Dammit!
**[19:58] zai**
*I'm...*
**[19:59] (Flashback) tsu**
It smells super good.
**[20:01] (Flashback) yos**
Its fresh scent conjured up
a vision of translucent blue.
**[20:05] zai**
*Aoyama's towel is just...*
**[20:07] (Flashback) cap**
It smelled better than I imagined.
**[20:09] (Flashback) guy2**
Even his towel's aroma is alluring.
**[20:11] zai**
*I'm...*
**[20:17] zai**
* What is this nostalgic smell,*
* so full of kindness?*
**[20:40] zai**
It's mommy's smell...
**[20:49] aoy**
You're a pervert.
**[20:51] zai**
No!
**[20:52] zai**
I-It's not like that!
**[20:53] zai**
It just triggered some nostalgia!
**[20:54] zai**
P-Please forget you saw anything!
**[20:58] aoy**
Zaizen-san, please dispose of that towel.
**[21:03] aoy**
I won't forget this.
**[21:07] zai**
Please forget it...
**[21:12] but**
Master Kaoru, shall we wash this towel?
**[21:15] zai**
No, leave it as it is.
**[21:24] mok**
* Yesterday, Zaizen-san*
* took care of the situation,*
**[21:27] mok**
*but as the manager, I need to work harder.*
**[21:31] aoy**
Hey.
**[21:32] mok**
G-G-Good morning!
**[21:34] tsu**
I'm telling you,
Gotou-chan might have a thing for me.
**[21:37] sak**
Nah. If anything, it's me she likes.
**[21:38] mok**
*That's right. I'm the manager.*
**[21:41] sak**
Oh, hey, Gotou-chan.
**[21:43] mok**
Oh, good morning!
**[21:45] sak**
That's...
**[21:46] yos**
Aw, her tee...
**[21:47] mok**
*So no matter how much I like him...*
**[21:52] mok**
*my feelings for Aoyama-kun...*
***SIGN*** Aoyama 4 Life
**[21:55] mok**
*...have to stay a secret!*
***SIGN*** Japan U-16's Aoyama Scores the Winner!!
**[23:32] gir**
So this is Aoyama, huh?
***SIGN*** Next time
***SIGN*** The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
# 3 - The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:00] tsu**
Hey, have you heard?
**[00:02] tsu**
In order to avoid people,
Aoyama basically never takes the train.
**[00:06] sak**
Really? That sounds like Aoyama.
**[00:09] sak**
He'll have a rough time making it to
our game against Takada Academy tomorrow.
**[00:16] yos**
What's up?
**[00:18] tsu**
Isn't that Aoyama?
**[00:21] yos**
You're right.
**[00:28] kan**
I may be able to give Aoyama
a reason not to show up.
***SIGN*** #03
***SIGN*** The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
**[02:05] all**
Mr. Zaizen! Thank you for treating us!
**[02:08] zai**
I never said it was my treat.
**[02:10] sak**
It's our tradition to eat at a family
restaurant the day before a match!
**[02:15] zai**
Stop making up traditions.
I only treated you one time.
**[02:18] sak**
You can't go into battle on an empty stomach!
**[02:21] sak**
We want to win tomorrow, right?
Right, Aoyama?
**[02:28] aoy**
I'm going home.
**[02:30] sak**
Why? He's treating us!
**[02:32] zai**
I just told you I didn't say that.
**[02:33] sak**
Look! It's the next head of
the Zaizen family over here!
**[02:36] tsu**
Aoyama, let's do some killer mixing
at the drink bar and start a revolution!
**[02:40] aoy**
I'd rather get home quickly
and take a shower.
**[02:46] sak**
Looks like nature's providing you
with one right now.
**[02:51] wom**
Welcome.
**[02:53] wom**
Can I take your order?
**[02:56] zai**
This is some guerrilla downpour...
**[02:57] tsu**
We'll all start with the drink bar.
**[02:59] wait**
It's right over there.
**[03:16] zai**
So that's out, too?
**[03:23] yos**
That looks gross. What's with that color?
**[03:26] tsu**
It's cola plus melon soda.
It might look bad, but it's the best!
**[03:29] tsu**
I dipped a teabag in there as well.
**[03:32] sak**
Well, let's prepare ourselves for making it
through the preliminaries tomorrow—
**[03:36] tak**
Unacceptable.
**[03:39] tak**
It's beyond belief that Aoyama's
playing for such a worthless team.
**[03:43] tak**
It's like giving a national
cultural treasure to toddlers.
**[03:48] sak**
You're that perverted forward from
Oshigami-Minami, Takechi Akira!
**[03:52] tak**
Ah, it's the worthless soccer team
from Fujimi High School.
**[03:55] zai**
Who are you calling a worthless team?!
**[03:58] tak**
Aoyama!
**[04:02] tak**
Fancy running into you here.
What a coincidence.
**[04:04] zai**
Stop it with the ab flexing!
**[04:06] zai**
People call you a pervert because
you do that no matter where you are!
**[04:10] zai**
And coincidence? Puh-lease. You always
come and watch our practice sessions.
**[04:14] tak**
Why would I lower myself to
watching a bunch of amateurs train?
**[04:19] zai**
You may think those sunglasses in
your pocket are an adequate disguise,
**[04:23] zai**
but they're conspicuous as hell!
**[04:25] tak**
Well, if the cat's out of the bag—
**[04:27] zai**
You're not even trying to keep it there!
**[04:28] tak**
So you're up against
Takada Academy tomorrow?
**[04:32] tak**
If we fielded our starting eleven
against them, we'd win at least five-nil.
**[04:37] tak**
And if we had Aoyama,
**[04:40] tak**
even the lowest estimate
would see us scoring ten goals.
**[04:46] tsu**
So what?
**[04:47] yos**
Hypothetical scenarios are so pointless.
**[04:50] yos**
Let's eat.
**[04:51] sak**
No matter what you say,
Aoyama's on our team.
**[04:55] sak**
Go home, go home.
**[04:56] tak**
This is why you're all worthless!
You're not getting my point!
**[05:00] ---**
I'm saying you aren't fit
to be Aoyama's teammates!
**[05:04] zai**
Shut up! There are other customers in here!
**[05:06] zai**
Stop shouting!
**[05:07] girl**
What's going on?
**[05:08] girl**
A fight? That's so lame.
**[05:10] tac**
Takechi-san, please calm down!
**[05:13] wai**
I can take your order now.
**[05:19] yos**
It's finally here!
**[05:21] yos**
Thank you for the food!
**[05:24] zai**
Hey, Aoyama, you're not going to eat?
**[05:28] yos**
This jumbo Hamburg steak is addictive!
You should order it.
**[05:32] wait**
Here's your jumbo Hamburg steak.
**[05:38] tak**
You guys know nothing about Aoyama.
**[05:42] zai**
What?
**[05:43] tak**
Aoyama never eats out.
**[05:45] tak**
He only eats nutritionally balanced
meals he's prepared himself.
**[05:51] tak**
He does that so he can stay in
perfect shape as an athlete.
**[05:54] tak**
He's not like you slobs,
**[05:57] tak**
who pay no regard to your prelim match
tomorrow and eat with reckless abandon.
**[06:06] zai**
I think his germaphobia just prevents him
from eating food someone else has made.
**[06:10] tak**
So, Aoyama, I will take care
of this thing for you.
**[06:16] yos**
Now wait just one minute...
**[06:18] yos**
That's actually my job.
**[06:21] tak**
You already have the same dish
in front of you!
**[06:24] tos**
This? It'll be gone in three seconds flat!
**[06:30] tos**
Now, gimme that Hamb—
**[06:33] tos**
You already finished it?!
**[06:38] sak**
That pervert keeps provoking us!
**[06:45] wai**
Your cheese-filled Hamburg steak.
**[06:47] tak**
Huh? I didn't order that.
**[06:50] wai**
The gentlemen over there
ordered it for you.
**[06:52] sak**
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
**[06:56] yos**
I don't think you can beat me for speed.
**[06:59] tak**
You schmuck. You dare to challenge me?
**[07:03] tak**
All right, then!
**[07:06] tsu**
It's a dead heat!
**[07:08] sak**
The next battle is over the Japanese-style
radish-topped Hamburg steak!
**[07:11] yos**
Huh? Another Hamburg steak?
**[07:13] zai**
How long is this rainstorm going to last?
**[07:17] zai**
And how long will this
speed-eating contest go on for?
**[07:19] zai**
I guess at this point,
they're competing over who can eat more.
**[07:22] saK**
Wow, only five more dishes and they
will have conquered the whole menu!
**[07:26] tsu**
In that case,
the one who eats it all first wins.
**[07:29] tach**
Takechi-san, let's call it quits!
This is such a silly fight.
**[07:32] tak**
Tachibana, there are fights
you can't afford to lose.
***SIGN*** There are fights you
can't afford to lose
**[07:37] tak**
Even if it wasn't our regular eleven,
we lost the training match against them.
***SIGN*** We lost
**[07:45] tak**
Losing against the same opponent twice?
**[07:48] tak**
My pride won't allow it!
***SIGN*** My pride won't allow it
**[07:51] tac**
No, wait. This has nothing to do with soccer!
***SIGN*** This has nothing to do with soccer
**[07:58] tsu**
They're finally on the last dish!
It's everyone's favorite: curry and rice!
**[08:02] sak**
And now both contestants' hands
have stopped in midair!
**[08:05] tak**
* To be honest, my stomach went*
* way past capacity a long time ago.*
**[08:09] tak**
* I feel like it can't even*
* take another grain of rice.*
**[08:12] tak**
*But you know what?*
**[08:14] tak**
*Watch me, Aoyama!*
**[08:16] tak**
* I am better than these scrubs*
* in every regard!*
**[08:21] sak**
Takechi's powering through
to the home stretch!
**[08:27] tak**
* You and I... We met in middle school,*
* at the training match for the Tokyo try-outs.*
**[08:35] tak**
* I still remember the pass you made to me*
* in the youth internationals.*
**[08:39] tak**
* It was the kind of pass*
* that guides you to the goal.*
**[08:43] tak**
*I can't forget how it felt.*
**[08:51] tak**
* No matter who they are, any forward*
* who receives a pass like that*
**[08:55] tak**
*will want to receive it again.*
**[09:00] tak**
* That's why I've tried everything*
* I can to persuade him.*
**[09:04] tak**
*I wanted to conquer all of Japan with you.*
**[09:07] saK**
The last bite!
**[09:09] titl**
*Pass the ball to me like that once more!*
**[09:12] saK**
Aoyama!
**[09:15] saK**
"Seasonal dish: the mega-sized
strawberry parfait?"
**[09:20] aot**
Takechi-san, this is the last item.
**[09:22] tak**
You perfectionist.
**[09:25] wai**
This... is our mega-sized
strawberry parfait.
**[09:31] tak**
Aoyama, that was one hell of a killer pass.
**[09:35] tac**
Takechi-san!
**[09:37] tsu**
Hang in there, Takechi! I've brought
my special hyper-mixed drink for you!
**[09:42] yos**
Dessert goes into a different stomach.
**[09:44] sak**
Looks like we win again.
**[09:49] aoy**
The rain's stopped, so I'm going home.
**[09:53] girl**
So this place we went to last time
with Kana was *so* delicious.
**[09:57] girl**
Let's go there together.
**[09:59] gi2**
Yeah, I want to go!
**[10:00] gi3**
Kana?
***SIGN*** Tokyo Subdivision Preliminaries Arena
**[10:05] zai**
That damn clean freak!
Where's that oddball got to?
**[10:09] zai**
Where did he go?!
**[10:10] cap**
Calm down, Zaizen.
He was here just a moment ago.
**[10:14] cap**
He'll be back.
**[10:15] sak**
Yeah, cool your jets.
**[10:18] zai**
You guys are way too relaxed about this!
**[10:20] zai**
The important first match of
the Inter-High preliminaries is today!
**[10:23] zai**
Dammit, don't you know this already, Aoyama?!
**[10:31] aoy**
All right.
**[10:35] kan**
What a drag.
**[10:37] kan**
Why on earth must they insist on
playing matches at our school?
**[10:40] kan**
It just creates more work.
**[10:48] kan**
Hey, you!
**[10:50] kan**
Why are you washing the bottle I just washed?
**[10:54] aoy**
Well...
**[10:55] kan**
"Well"?
**[10:57] aoy**
Because it's dirty.
**[11:02] kan**
Then why don't you come and help me?
**[11:06] ori**
All right! Are you done warming up?
**[11:09] all**
Yessir!
**[11:10] guy**
But, Orihara-san,
this Fujimi High we're up against
**[11:13] guy**
has that Aoyama dude playing for them.
**[11:15] ori**
So what?
**[11:22] kan**
It's not like I do this because I want to.
**[11:26] kan**
My boyfriend happens to be
the captain of the team, so...
**[11:29] kan**
Gross! What have they been doing in here?
**[11:32] kan**
Oh, please put that box
on the shelf at the back.
**[11:35] kan**
My boyfriend's a punk,
but he actually cares about soccer.
**[11:40] kan**
He told me that today's opponent
in the prelims are a real threat.
**[11:45] kan**
His name...
**[11:48] aoy**
Why have you locked the door?
**[11:51] kan**
Aoyama from Fujimi High School.
**[11:54] kan**
You won't be getting out of here.
**[11:57] kan**
Not until the match is over, anyway.
**[12:02] txt**
Always showing
off his six-pack!
***SIGN*** Takechi Akira
***SIGN*** Tachibana
***SIGN*** New formula
***SIGN*** The cleaning power will astonish you
**[12:04] txt**
Bring on
**[12:04] txt**
the foul play
***SIGN*** Orihara Youji
***SIGN*** Kana
***SIGN*** Tokyo Subdivision Preliminaries Arena
**[12:10] cam1**
This is a surprisingly big crowd
for a subdivision preliminary.
**[12:13] cam2**
It's because Fujimi High School
has that Aoyama kid.
**[12:17] cam2**
They're probably all here for him.
**[12:19] cam1**
I see. He's just that popular, huh?
**[12:22] cam2**
This is weird, though.
I don't see him anywhere.
**[12:29] tsu**
Aoyama isn't coming.
**[12:30] zai**
I'm seriously going to murder him!
**[12:33] cap**
The match is starting.
**[12:35] sak**
Let's keep this huddle going
just a little bit longer.
**[12:39] mok**
I can't find Aoyama-kun anywhere!
**[12:41] miw**
Seriously?! What's that
chronically late fool playing at?
**[12:44] mok**
I-I'll go look again!
**[12:47] miw**
*Aoyama going AWOL is an issue,*
**[12:49] miw**
* but we also got a bad draw*
* with this first opponent.*
**[12:53] miw**
* It's not like Takada Academy*
* has any standout players,*
**[12:57] miw**
* but everyone on the team*
* is physically solid and runs a lot.*
**[13:01] miw**
* And they don't shy away from*
* a bit of foul play in order to win.*
**[13:06] miw**
* They're famous for being a team*
* that likes to rough other teams up.*
**[13:13] sak**
Son of a...
***SIGN*** Soccer Team
***SIGN*** Conquer the Nation
Takada Academy Soccer Team
**[13:17] kan**
I can't let you play in that match.
**[13:24] kan**
Don't move!
**[13:27] kan**
I'll scream otherwise.
***SIGN*** I see.
**[13:33] aoy**
You play dirty.
**[13:36] kan**
Huh? Wha—
**[13:39] kan**
What happened?
**[13:41] aoy**
When I thought about the fact that
I'm locked in here, I suddenly...
**[13:44] kan**
So not only are you a clean freak,
but you're also claustrophobic?!
**[13:47] aoy**
Don't touch me.
**[13:49] kan**
You're such a pain!
**[13:51] kan**
Just being locked in made you
break out in a cold sweat and collapse...
**[13:56] kan**
And you're a severe germaphobe, aren't you?
**[13:59] kan**
Can you even play soccer, a game
where you keep running into people?
**[14:04] kan**
It's impossible to play this sport
without getting dirty.
**[14:09] cam1**
They blasted it in on the counter.
**[14:10] cam1**
Takada Academy bag themselves another goal.
**[14:13] ori**
All right! Goal number two!
**[14:15] sak**
Damn.
**[14:17] sak**
Once they scored, they shored up
their defense and waited to counterattack.
**[14:20] tsu**
Even though they look like delinquents,
they take soccer seriously.
**[14:25] miw**
*Where are you at a time like this, Aoyama?*
**[14:31] kan**
Just another thirty minutes.
**[14:33] aoy**
Does your boyfriend know about this?
**[14:39] kan**
Of course he doesn't.
**[14:41] aoy**
You looked so shifty just then.
**[14:43] kan**
N-N-No, I didn't!
**[14:44] kan**
I'm doing this on my own!
**[14:48] aoy**
Stop...
**[14:51] aoy**
Gotou Moka.
**[14:54] mok**
Anyone who makes Aoyama-kun suffer
has to answer to me.
**[14:59] kan**
How did you... The lock!
**[15:02] mok**
This kind of cheap lock
won't even stop me for ten seconds.
**[15:06] mok**
Some people saw a girl and Aoyama-kun
walking in the direction of the clubhouses,
**[15:10] mok**
so I unlocked them one by one to check.
**[15:14] mok**
Aoyama-kun, please hurry!
The match has started!
**[15:24] cam1**
Fifteen minutes remain,
and Aoyama is missing.
**[15:27] cam1**
Might be time to pack up.
**[15:28] cam2**
You said it.
**[15:32] zai**
That idiot.
**[15:34] girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[15:35] cam2**
Aoyama has finally made it on to the field!
**[15:37] cheer**
Aoyama-kun!
**[15:37] cam1**
Fifteen minutes left, two goals behind.
That's an uphill task, even for Aoyama.
**[15:42] zai**
What were you doing?
**[15:44] zai**
And why do you have a brush?
**[15:45] aoy**
Zaizen-san.
**[15:47] aoy**
I'm going to pass to you.
**[15:53] ori**
*Why is he here?*
**[15:55] ori**
Ha. So you've finally
shown your face, Aoyama.
**[15:59] ori**
I've been waiting to take you on.
**[16:01] ori**
But it's really unfortunate that
there are only fifteen minutes left.
***SIGN*** Takada
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** ET
***SIGN*** Fujimi
**[16:12] cap**
Aoyama!
**[16:14] all**
Aoyama's first touch!
**[16:16] all**
What will he do now?
**[16:24] zai**
That's way too far for a pass!
**[16:26] ori**
Ishida, get back! He's going for goal!
**[16:31] mob**
Saved by the bar!
**[16:33] mob**
He's really up for this, going for
a long-range shot after just one touch!
**[16:39] mob**
He's only made one play,
but I can already smell a goal coming!
**[16:42] girl**
So cool!
**[16:45] cam**
That's Aoyama. Shoot! Shoot!
**[16:48] zai**
Tch. "I'm going to pass to you," my ass.
**[16:50] tsu**
See! That's our Aoyama right there!
**[16:53] sak**
Did you see that?
**[16:54] yos**
Right on!
**[16:55] ori**
I told you not to give him
space or time on the ball!
**[16:58] ori**
It's dangerous!
**[16:59] guy**
Yessir! I'm sorry!
**[17:00] ori**
*Damn, so* this *is Aoyama...*
**[17:04] ori**
* How can he move so fast, yet keep*
* the ball at his feet like it's on a string?*
**[17:09] cam**
He scores! Goal number one for Aoyama!
**[17:12] ori**
*Dammit! He's in a totally different league.*
**[17:15] ori**
* But you know, soccer's not*
* a clean game. You get me?*
**[17:24] ori**
Do it!
**[17:28] ori**
Put more people on him!
Don't let him get away!
**[17:32] cam**
It's amazing that he can be surrounded
and still keep the ball.
**[17:35] sak**
Hey, now...
**[17:36] zai**
They're being way too obvious
about wanting to hurt Aoyama.
**[17:43] cam**
He crossed while being surrounded.
**[17:45] cam2**
And it's on a dime!
**[17:47] cam2**
How did he even *see* that?
**[17:51] guys**
Aoyama got sent flying!
**[17:57] sak**
Goal! It's two apiece! We're tied!
**[18:01] ---**
Aoyama!
**[18:08] mob**
Yeah, that warranted a card.
**[18:10] guy**
What, really?
**[18:12] zai**
Bastard! What the hell?!
**[18:14] cap**
Zaizen!
**[18:15] zai**
That was totally on purpose!
**[18:17] zai**
Cut the crap!
**[18:19] guy**
I just had too much momentum.
**[18:24] zai**
Hey, are you okay?
**[18:26] aoy**
I'm fine.
**[18:28] zai**
You're...
**[18:30] zai**
totally not fine!
**[18:32] aoY**
What do you mean?
**[18:33] zai**
Stop pretending!
**[18:34] all**
Aoyama's movements have
suddenly become stilted!
**[18:39] mok**
Once his uncleanliness
crosses a certain threshold,
**[18:42] mok**
Aoyama-kun gets so stressed out
that he can't play properly.
**[18:45] miw**
Let's put that away, shall we?
**[18:47] orI**
Right now, Aoyama is a waste of space!
Let's put them away!
**[18:52] cap**
Since Aoyama can't move,
we need to cover for him!
**[18:55] zai**
Yeah, we just have to do it!
**[18:57] cam**
It's 2-2, and neither team is yielding!
**[18:59] cam**
There isn't much time left,
so the next goal will decide the game.
***SIGN*** Takada
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** ET
***SIGN*** Fujimi
**[19:03] ---**
There!
**[19:04] sak**
No!
**[19:05] cam**
Fujimi's defending for their lives,
**[19:07] cam**
but with Aoyama in that state,
this will be tough.
**[19:15] sak**
We've somehow kept it tied,
but it's starting to look hopeless.
**[19:19] miw**
Less than five minutes left!
**[19:25] cam**
Takada Academy's attacks are relentless!
**[19:28] ori**
I've got it!
**[19:35] ori**
*I thought...*
**[19:36] ori**
*you couldn't move.*
**[19:40] all**
Wow, he controlled that piledriver
on his chest!
**[19:43] all**
And now, he's counterattacking!
**[19:46] guy**
*I'll make you go flying again!*
**[19:48] guy**
Wha—
**[19:50] cam**
This is a complete departure from his
earlier finesse. He's going in hard!
**[19:54] zai**
He came back out of his shell.
**[19:56] cap**
Yeah.
**[19:58] miw**
Aoyama hates losing more than dying.
**[20:01] miw**
When he reaches the last five minutes...
**[20:03] ori**
Stop, you little turd!
**[20:07] miw**
the shackles of his germaphobia...
**[20:14] miw**
can no longer keep him down!
**[20:24] cam**
He scores! All by himself!
A lightning counterattack!
**[20:29] cam2**
3-2! Fujimi High School pulls ahead!
**[20:33] ori**
What is it with you?!
**[20:34] ori**
I thought you hated getting dirty!
**[20:37] aoy**
I hate dirty things.
**[20:41] aoy**
Chief among them...
**[20:43] aoy**
Dirty cheats.
**[20:48] aoy**
So I'm going to crush you
with everything I've got.
**[20:56] tak**
Unacceptable.
**[20:57] tak**
Aoyama's a monster in the youth division
who's never lost, not even once.
**[21:09] cam**
Time's up! In the end, Fujimi wins 5-2!
**[21:11] all**
We did it, we did it!
**[21:17] zai**
Yeah!
**[21:21] all**
Aoyama!
**[21:25] zai**
Learn your lesson already, guys.
**[21:31] guy**
What *is* this?
**[21:34] guy**
Why is the clubhouse so clean?
**[21:36] ori**
So Aoyama wasn't locked in here,
but stayed back to clean?!
**[21:40] girl**
Aoyama-kun!
**[21:48] tsu**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[21:50] kan**
Aoyama-kun! You're so cool!
**[21:54] ori**
Kana!
**[23:31] nar**
You're a germaphobe,
but you're on a sports team.
**[23:34] nar**
That's hard to fathom, Aoyama.
***SIGN*** Next time
***SIGN*** Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret
# 4 - Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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***SIGN*** Palm Frog
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Swamps
***SIGN*** Smart
***SIGN*** Mage ° Aki
***SIGN*** Smart
***SIGN*** Knight
Thunder
**[00:03] nar**
*My name is Narita Shion.*
**[00:05] nar**
*Like Aoyama, I am a clean freak.*
**[00:09] nar**
* For observers, being a clean freak*
* is nothing but a disadvantage...*
**[00:13] nar**
*A weakness.*
**[00:19] nar**
* Attract attention, and you'll have to*
* interact more with people,*
**[00:22] nar**
*increasing the risk of your getting dirty.*
**[00:25] mag**
Here we go!
**[00:32] nar**
* But online, I can communicate without*
* the looming stress of getting dirty.*
**[00:51] voi**
*Quest complete!*
**[00:55] nar**
* Letting people in the real world know*
* that you're a clean freak is idiotic.*
**[01:01] nar**
*That's why I keep it a secret.*
***SIGN*** #04
***SIGN*** Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret
**[03:04] nar**
*This is the only time I can relax at school.*
**[03:09] nar**
* In an hour, this classroom*
* will become a battlefield.*
**[03:17] gir**
Yuuko, the camera's on the other side.
**[03:23] nar**
*All my classmates are vulgar and ill-mannered.*
**[03:27] nar**
*Worse than trash mobs in the MMORPG I play.*
**[03:38] nar**
* Stop screwing around*
* in the classroom, you vermin!*
**[03:41] kir**
Sorry, Narita!
**[03:46] nar**
* Don't wipe it with your sleeve!*
* You're just spreading it!*
**[03:50] nar**
It's fine.
**[03:52] nar**
I've got the rest.
**[03:54] nar**
*The best way is to just not get involved.*
**[03:59] guy**
Hey, Aoyama, did you finish
your morning cleaning ritual?
**[04:03] aoy**
Yup.
**[04:04] nar**
* I can't fathom why he'd risk getting dirty*
* by cleaning public property.*
**[04:11] guy**
Lately, this online game called
*Monstrosity Hunter* has got me hooked!
**[04:29] kir**
Sorry, Aoyama...
**[04:34] nar**
* Avoid interacting with others*
* as much as possible*
**[04:36] nar**
* and above all else, prioritize*
* reducing the risk of getting dirty.*
**[04:41] nar**
* That's the smart way to live*
* if you're a clean freak.*
***SIGN*** Home Economics
**[04:51] tea**
Today, you will be making
**[04:53] tea**
pork miso soup with rolled omelet
and a side salad.
**[04:56] tea**
Each group needs to work together
to make it a delic—
**[05:02] girl**
Wouldn't it be better to wash
the vegetables with soap?
**[05:06] gir**
Dunno.
**[05:08] guy**
This is hard to watch.
**[05:10] kir**
The girls in our class have zero girl skills.
**[05:19] kir**
Narita's amazing with a knife!
**[05:21] rik**
Not bad!
**[05:23] nar**
*I could do this with my eyes closed.*
**[05:26] guys**
Aoyama's slicing veg super fast, too!
**[05:31] nar**
The cucumbers are dancing
and leaping through the air,
**[05:39] nar**
before neatly floating into the bowl.
**[05:40] nar**
This is art!
**[05:42] tea**
That's Aoyama-kun for you.
**[05:44] tea**
That isn't something you can do
unless you use knives a lot every day.
**[05:51] nar**
*For a clean freak, that's standard.*
**[05:54] kir**
Whoa! Narita's moving super fast,
without any wasted movements!
**[05:59] kir**
He's finishing dish after dish,
all by himself!
**[06:03] rik**
Should I help?
**[06:06] nar**
Leave it to me.
**[06:07] rik**
Huh...
**[06:08] nar**
* I can't eat anything that*
* someone else has made,*
**[06:11] nar**
*so I have no choice but to cook every day.*
**[06:12] riK**
Then I'll just do a taste test.
**[06:15] nar**
*Don't put the ladle to your lips!*
**[06:18] riK**
Yum!
**[06:19] nar**
Thank you...
**[06:20] nar**
*Don't put it back!*
**[06:21] nar**
*I can't eat that soup now...*
**[06:23] guys**
This side is done, too!
**[06:26] nar**
*Aoyama...*
**[06:30] nar**
*It looks like a normal pork miso soup...*
**[06:36] nar**
* What is this delicious aroma*
* that grabs you by your stomach?!*
**[06:40] tea**
This smells really good, Aoyama-kun.
**[06:44] aoy**
I used homemade miso for it.
**[06:46] tea**
Huh?
**[06:47] nar**
*Homemade miso? That's cheating!*
**[06:50] guy**
Well, let's see how it tastes...
**[06:51] girl**
Thanks for the grub.
**[06:56] guy**
So good!
**[06:58] girl**
My life was worth it for this moment!
**[07:03] girls**
That's not fair!
**[07:04] girls**
I wanna eat something
Aoyama-kun's made, too!
**[07:06] kir**
Me, too! Me, too!
**[07:09] nar**
* Even the people in my*
* group are crowding him...*
**[07:11] nar**
*I won't forget this.*
**[07:16] tsu**
I'm so hungry, I could die.
**[07:19] tsu**
I always get famished by fourth period.
**[07:21] yos**
Just one more hour to go.
**[07:27] tsu**
Pork miso soup.
**[07:31] tsu**
Pork miso soup.
**[07:32] tsu**
Pork miso soup.
**[07:32] tea**
Hey, Yoshioka, we're still in class.
Where are you going?!
**[07:33] yos**
Pork miso soup.
**[07:34] yos**
Pork miso soup.
**[07:35] tsu**
Hey, hey, hey now! Yocchi!
**[07:39] tsu**
Pork miso soup!
**[07:47] all**
Is this where the pork miso soup is?!
**[07:50] guy**
More and more people are turning up
because of the scent!
**[07:54] tea**
Your food's capable of drawing a huge crowd?
**[07:56] tea**
What kind of terrifying dish
did you make, Aoyama-kun?
**[08:00] yos**
Gimme some soup!
**[08:03] guy**
The soup is long gone!
**[08:05] yos**
No way!
**[08:10] nar**
I have some fried rice, if you want.
**[08:15] tsu**
Fried rice is great, too!
**[08:16] all**
Fried rice! Fried rice!
**[08:19] nar**
*See that, Aoyama?*
**[08:20] nar**
* At my level, even white rice can become*
* a delicacy in a matter of minutes.*
**[08:28] kir**
Aoyama made chicken rice!
**[08:32] yos**
I'll show you what I can do.
**[08:35] aoy**
Please wait.
**[08:42] yos**
It's not chicken rice!
**[08:44] yos**
It's fluffy omelet rice!
**[08:47] tsu**
What?!
**[08:49] nar**
Damn, that's not fair, Aoyama.
**[08:52] nar**
*Making the egg that fluffy...*
**[08:55] tea**
Everyone who's not in this class,
go back to your own classrooms!
**[08:59] tea**
* What should I do? I'm not tough enough*
* to get a handle on this situation.*
**[09:04] juu**
You should all be in class!
**[09:06] tea**
*My saviors!*
**[09:08] juu**
What's this? Smells good.
**[09:11] zai**
Can we have some?
**[09:12] tea**
Or not. Just two extra mouths!
**[09:14] nar**
*This is bad.*
**[09:16] nar**
* We don't have enough ingredients*
* to prepare food for everyone.*
**[09:19] mok**
U-Um...
**[09:21] mok**
W-We took this from the dining hall.
**[09:24] tea**
Th-That's a lot!
**[09:27] nar**
* All right. With that much food,*
* we have way more options.*
**[09:34] stu**
Pasta with tomato sauce and mozzarella!
**[09:40] stu**
Meat and potato stew!
**[09:41] stu**
Seafood paella!
**[09:43] stu**
Steak with ginger!
**[09:44] stu**
Pancakes!
**[09:45] stu**
French toast!
**[09:47] stu**
These two can make anything!
**[09:57] (Flashback) dad**
Shion, everything here tastes amazing.
**[10:01] (Flashback) dad**
What's wrong? Aren't you hungry?
**[10:04] ---**
* We can't eat food that*
* someone else has touched.*
**[10:08] nar**
No.
**[10:09] nar**
* Anything we want to eat,*
* we have to make ourselves.*
**[10:14] nar**
*You have the same issue, don't you, Aoyama?*
**[10:18] zai**
I'm stuffed.
**[10:19] tsu**
Those two are way too good at cooking.
**[10:21] yos**
I can't eat any more.
**[10:23] girl**
I seriously want to marry Aoyama-kun.
**[10:25] gir2**
Me, too!
**[10:26] bioy**
Me, too!
**[10:27] nar**
* This is dumb. Why did we even*
* make food for all those people?*
**[10:38] nar**
What are you playing at?
**[10:40] nar**
* We don't consume anything*
* that anyone else has touched.*
**[10:44] nar**
Hey...
**[10:47] nar**
* Could it be that his germaphobia*
* has nothing to do with it?*
**[10:51] nar**
*That he just enjoys cooking?*
**[10:55] nar**
Hey, Aoyama...
**[10:58] nar**
Teach me how to make that
raccoon face in a latte.
**[11:02] aoy**
That's a cat.
***SIGN*** Clean Freak!
***SIGN*** Narita Shion
***SIGN*** "I'll do the rest, so don't worry about it."
***SIGN*** Class Rep
***SIGN*** Natural enemies of the clean freak!
***SIGN*** Rikiishi Yuuko
**[11:11] guy**
Quest complete!
**[11:13] nar**
*In* Hunter*, you play by forming
groups called guilds.*
**[11:16] nar**
* You could say that teamwork*
* is the foundation of success.*
**[11:24] guy**
Guild Leader, there's a hunter
that wants to join our guild.
**[11:28] nar**
Oh?
**[11:37] guy**
It's this guy.
**[11:40] nar**
Wait, this raccoon...
**[11:42] aoi**
It's a cat.
**[11:45] nar**
* The hairdo, the sour look...*
* And his nickname is Ao—*
***SIGN*** Aoi Sanmyaku
**[11:49] aoi**
Hi! My name's Aoi Sanmyaku!
**[11:52] aoi**
Please call me San-chan!
**[11:56] guy**
He's full of energy, isn't he?
**[11:58] nar**
*A-Am I mistaken?*
**[12:00] nar**
Nice to meet you.
I'm Smart, the guild leader.
**[12:03] nar**
We're a high-end veteran guild.
**[12:06] nar**
Half-baked hunters won't be able
to keep up with us.
**[12:08] nar**
Will you?
**[12:09] aoi**
I'll crush any monster that comes
my way with these iron fists!
**[12:25] aoi**
Iron Ball Shot!
**[12:28] nar**
What happened to using your fists?!
**[12:32] nar**
An OHKO precision kick?!
**[12:34] guy**
Quest complete!
**[12:36] mag**
San-chan, you're great!
**[12:38] all**
Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[12:41] nar**
*Yeah, Aoyama would never celebrate like that.*
**[12:55] nar**
*He even scrubs places like that?*
**[12:57] girl**
Aoyama-kun!
**[13:03] girl**
Um...
**[13:05] nar**
*Wait, what's going on?*
**[13:06] girL**
P-Please go out with me!
**[13:08] nar**
*Seriously? She actually asked him out?*
**[13:10] aoy**
Sorry, I can't.
**[13:12] girl**
Dammit, why do you have to be all cool
and collected when you reject me, too?!
**[13:18] nar**
*Yup.*
**[13:20] nar**
*This is what Aoyama's like.*
**[13:28] nar**
*That's...*
**[13:29] nar**
*That's the official* Hunter *key ring that
the game company only gives out*
**[13:32] nar**
* to the hunters they recognize*
* as the best of the best!*
**[13:37] nar**
*Of course, I have one, too.*
**[13:39] nar**
*And on the back, they engrave your nickname.*
***SIGN*** Smart
**[13:44] nar**
*Aoyama...*
**[13:48] nar**
*In* Monstrosity Hunter*,
you can have your own room,*
**[13:51] guy**
Your room's always so nice and tidy.
**[13:51] nar**
*where you invite friends to talk.*
**[13:55] nar**
Thank you.
**[13:57] guy**
You know, ever since San-chan joined,
our party hasn't been wiped out once.
**[14:02] mag**
Yes, San-chan's strong, cheerful,
mindful, kind and I think...
**[14:09] mag**
I might be in love with him!
**[14:16] guy**
He ran away!
**[14:19] nar**
*What was that reaction just now?*
***SIGN*** Smart
**[14:26] nar**
* I don't want to ask him outright*
* and make him get all defensive.*
**[14:31] nar**
* I guess looking at Aoyama's key ring*
* would be the quickest way.*
**[14:34] rik**
What's up?
**[14:36] nar**
Nothing. Do you need something?
**[14:39] riK**
I was wondering if I could copy your notes.
**[14:41] riK**
I forgot to take any earlier,
**[14:44] riK**
and you're so smart and always
take such *good* notes.
**[14:47] riK**
Please show me!
**[14:49] nar**
*My beautiful notes!*
**[14:52] rik**
Ah, my head itches.
I forgot to take a bath yesterday.
**[14:56] nar**
*I can't let this toad have them! No way!*
**[14:59] nar**
*But I won't let myself get worked up.*
**[15:01] nar**
I reckon it'd be faster to take
a picture with your smartphone.
**[15:04] rik**
You're a genius!
**[15:07] rik**
Oh crap, my phone's about to die.
**[15:09] rik**
So can I just take them?
**[15:11] nar**
I'm still using them.
**[15:13] rik**
Come on, it'll only take a second.
**[15:15] nar**
*Take a hint!*
**[15:16] rik**
Is there some reason I can't have them?
**[15:20] nar**
* It wouldn't be smart to let myself*
* get outed as a clean freak.*
***SIGN*** Smart
**[15:27] rik**
Hey, don't run away!
**[15:30] rik**
He's back!
**[15:32] nar**
I copied them in the teachers' office,
so you can have these.
**[15:35] rik**
Oh, thanks!
**[15:40] kir**
All right!
**[15:43] kir**
PE next!
**[15:45] guy**
Yeah!
**[15:47] nar**
* PE... I may get chance to take*
* a peek at Aoyama's key ring then.*
**[15:52] nar**
The best time would be
when everyone's changing...
**[15:58] rik**
Huh? My gym clothes have vanished?
**[16:02] rik**
H-Huh? Wait, they've been stolen?!
**[16:04] guy**
What's going on?
**[16:06] guy2**
Rikiishi's gym clothes have been stolen!
**[16:08] guy**
Seriously?!
**[16:10] pre**
All right, boys! Give them back *right now*,
and I won't report this to the teachers.
**[16:14] pre**
Just so you know, everybody but
the germaphobic Aoyama-kun is a suspect.
**[16:20] pre**
There is only one truth!
**[16:24] nar**
* Remove me from your list, too,*
* Miss Bowl Cut Gorilla!*
**[16:27] kir**
But Class Rep,
**[16:28] kir**
how could anyone steal gym clothes from
a locker in a classroom full of people?
**[16:32] kir**
It'd be impossible to do it
without being seen.
**[16:36] pres**
That's true, and we didn't move rooms today.
**[16:39] pres**
Yuuko, when was the last time you saw them?
**[16:42] rik**
I stuffed them into my locker
right before going home yesterday.
**[16:46] nar**
* Must have been a real weirdo*
* who stole something that filthy.*
**[16:50] pre**
The classroom gets locked
right after everyone's left for the day.
**[16:55] pre**
The next time it's unlocked
is 7 AM the next morning.
**[16:58] pre**
Which means the crime was likely committed
before all of us got here this morning.
**[17:03] gir**
Come to think of it, isn't Narita-kun
always the first one to arrive?
**[17:09] gir2**
He always leaves the classrooms last, too.
**[17:11] gir3**
It's always the quiet ones.
**[17:14] rik**
Narita, you...
**[17:16] girl**
Gross.
**[17:18] nar**
Me? Gross?!
**[17:20] nar**
*What's going on here?*
**[17:22] nar**
*Don't tell me they actually suspect me!*
**[17:26] nar**
Hang on. That's a serious accusation
to make without any evidence.
**[17:30] pres**
But you have no alibi, either.
**[17:32] pres**
And earlier, you were all like, "The best
time would be when everyone's changing."
**[17:35] pres**
I heard it with my own ears,
and if that's not fishy, nothing is!
**[17:38] nar**
*Shut up, Miss Bowl Cut Gorilla!*
**[17:41] guy**
Show us what's in your bag.
**[17:44] nnar**
*The horned garidons are attacking, too?!*
**[17:48] nnar**
*Aoyama!*
**[17:53] nnar**
*That rat!*
**[17:54] nnar**
*He walked out like this doesn't affect him.*
**[17:57] guy**
Didn't you hear me, Narita?
Show us your bag!
**[18:00] nar**
Don't touch me!
**[18:03] nar**
*Crap!*
**[18:04] nar**
*This is bad!*
**[18:08] guy**
He's the culprit!
**[18:10] guy**
Catch him!
**[18:15] nar**
*Dammit! I just wanted a quiet and,
above all,* clean *school life.*
**[18:23] nar**
*Why is this happening to me?*
**[18:25] nar**
*Why doesn't anyone believe me?*
**[18:33] nar**
*No, my face... the floor...*
**[18:37] aoy**
Excuse me...
**[18:41] aoy**
He would never steal this.
***SIGN*** Rikiishi
**[18:47] guys**
Huh?
**[18:49] nar**
*A-Aoyama...*
**[18:52] nar**
*He believed me.*
**[18:56] yam**
This gym bag was in my locker.
**[19:01] pres**
Yuuko, don't tell me...
**[19:03] rik**
Oops, I may have gone to the wrong classroom.
**[19:06] pres**
"May have"?!
**[19:14] aoy**
Narita Shion.
**[19:16] aoy**
It'd be better if you just
let them get to know you.
**[19:20] nar**
*He... He saw right through me.*
**[19:26] nar**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[19:30] nar**
*I won't accept that.*
**[19:32] nar**
* I won't let anyone know*
* that I'm a clean freak.*
**[19:35] rik**
Narita!
**[19:36] rik**
S-Sorry.
**[19:38] pres**
Sorry for accusing you
without listening to your side.
**[19:41] guys**
Sorry.
**[19:42] guys**
Sorry!
**[19:43] guys**
Sorry, Narita.
**[19:45] nar**
It all worked out, so it's all good.
**[19:47] nar**
I'm not mad.
**[19:49] nar**
* I'm not wrong. This is the smart way*
* of living as a clean freak.*
**[19:56] riki**
Narita, you're such a good egg!
**[20:00] kir**
Get a room, you two!
**[20:04] rik**
Don't get all hot under the collar.
It's only a hug!
**[20:08] guys**
All right, let's blow this joint.
***SIGN*** Aoi Sanmyaku
**[20:18] nar**
*So you were Aoi Sanmyaku, after all...*
**[20:25] nar**
Is Aoi Sanmyaku here?
**[20:27] guy**
He went to his room to get
an item for the quest.
**[20:31] nar**
To his room, huh?
**[20:32] nar**
Got it.
**[20:35] nar**
* The gap between his online and*
* offline personas threw me off a bit,*
**[20:38] nar**
* but I guess he can break down the walls*
* of his germaphobia here,*
**[20:41] nar**
*and that's why he can show his true face.*
**[20:46] nar**
* If Aoyama wasn't a clean freak,*
* maybe he'd be like that in real life, too.*
**[20:51] nar**
* Anyway, now I just have to*
* confirm it with him.*
***SIGN*** Aoi Sanmyaku
**[20:58] nar**
Hey, Aoi Sanmyaku! It's me, Smart.
**[21:01] nar**
I'm coming in!
**[21:03] aoi**
What's up, Guild Leader?
**[21:06] nar**
Huh? You...
**[21:09] aoi**
Let's go complete that quest already!
**[21:16] nar**
*So he doesn't clean because he likes it?*
**[21:30] nar**
I'll help.
**[21:36] aoy**
Perfect.
**[21:37] nar**
Or maybe he does...
**[23:14] guy**
For good luck, butt keepie-uppie!
**[23:17] zai**
Focus!
**[23:19] zai**
Our next opponent is
Minamida Fuzoku High School!
**[23:27] (Flashback) mon**
Statues should just stay still.
***SIGN*** Next time
***SIGN*** Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is All About Laughs
# 5 - Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is All About Laughs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
***SIGN*** Team Aoyama
**[00:09] sat**
Damn it!
**[00:12] cheer**
Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
**[00:15] cheer**
Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
**[00:18] sat**
C-Captain, what are you doing?
**[00:18] cheer**
Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
**[00:23] cap**
Nice shot! Good job, Aoyama!
**[00:26] aoy**
Th-Thanks.
**[00:28] tsu**
* I never expected our captain to join*
* Aoyama's fan club: Team Aoyama.*
**[00:34] sak**
Oh.
**[00:36] yos**
Here it comes!
**[00:38] tsu**
There, there, there, there!
**[00:39] sak**
And there it is!
**[00:40] sak**
The time-honored treasure in
four eyes' arsenal, butt keepie-uppie!
**[00:40] tsu**
There, there, there, there!
**[00:47] tsu**
*It's working! It's working!*
**[00:49] tsu**
*This'll work tomorrow, too.*
**[00:51] tsu**
*I'm all about scoring laughs, not goals!*
***SIGN*** #05
***SIGN*** Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is
All About Laughs
**[02:29] sak**
Gotcha!
**[02:32] yos**
Four eyes!
**[02:34] tsu**
Yeah!
**[02:39] miw**
The three stooges are combining nicely.
**[02:42] all**
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
**[02:46] sak**
Go!
**[02:47] tsu**
Oops!
**[02:47] yos**
Hey!
**[02:48] miw**
Um...
**[02:49] miw**
Hi-yah!
**[02:52] tsu**
Ow!
**[02:54] miw**
You're taking it too far.
**[02:56] miw**
But it's great that you put
the team in a good mood.
**[03:00] miw**
Do the same in tomorrow's match, too.
**[03:02] tsu**
Leave it to me.
**[03:04] oot**
Go!
**[03:05] tsu**
There!
**[03:06] oot**
Go!
**[03:06] tsu**
There!
**[03:07] oot**
Go!
**[03:14] zai**
You're goofing off too much!
**[03:15] sak**
It's fine. Tsukamoto's our
"good vibes" officer.
**[03:19] yos**
This is just another day for him.
**[03:22] oot**
Another!
**[03:23] tsu**
Oops.
**[03:28] cheer**
Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! Dodge!
**[03:36] cheer**
He dodged it! Aoyama dodged it!
**[03:38] cheer**
He dodged it! Aoyama dodged it!
**[03:40] zai**
Captain, what are you doing?!
**[03:43] yos**
You didn't know, Zaizen?
His girlfriend's an Aoyama fan.
**[03:47] sak**
I've gained a newfound respect
for our captain.
**[03:52] (Flashback) gir**
Gaku-kun...
**[03:54] (Flashback) cap**
Yurippe...
**[03:57] (Flashback) gir**
Good luck!
**[03:59] (Flashback) ---**
Thanks!
**[04:01] (Flashback) cap**
Yuri—
***SIGN*** I ♥
Aoyama
**[04:05] (Flashback) girl**
I only love you, Gaku.
***SIGN*** I ♥
Aoyama
**[04:17] sak**
I didn't think he'd choose the life of
being an Aoyama fan with his girlfriend.
**[04:23] zai**
I see.
**[04:25] zai**
He's a member of the Aoyama fan club
*and* the soccer team captain.
**[04:29] cap**
I'll get going now.
**[04:31] girl**
Yeah, do your best!
***SIGN*** Curse
**[04:35] zai**
*This team is rotten to the core.*
**[04:42] all**
Good morning!
**[04:44] gua**
Yes, good morni—
**[04:49] cheer**
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
**[04:52] cheer**
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
**[04:56] cheer**
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
**[04:56] yoos**
I totally didn't eat enough yesterday.
**[04:59] zai**
Are you kidding me?
**[05:01] sak**
Feed us our post-match meal again.
**[05:02] zai**
My treat again?
**[05:04] zai**
Get lost!
**[05:11] min**
I never thought the day would come
when the statue wouldn't be useless.
**[05:19] sak**
Today's field is grass! Woo!
**[05:22] yos**
Random diving!
**[05:24] zai**
We didn't come here to fool around!
**[05:27] mok**
I-I don't see Aoyama-kun anywhere!
**[05:29] zai**
Not again!
**[05:32] aoy**
Hi.
**[05:33] zai**
Damn you! Where have you been?!
**[05:35] cheer**
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
**[05:39] cheer**
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
**[05:42] cheer**
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
**[05:44] cap**
I'm going now, Yurippe.
**[05:46] yur**
Okay. Good luck, Gaku.
**[05:51] cap**
Gather round!
**[05:51] zai**
Hell no! What's wrong with you?!
**[05:55] sak**
Four eyes! Do that thing you always do!
**[05:59] tsu**
Y-Yeah, I got it!
**[06:02] oot**
It's what we've all been waiting for!
**[06:06] tsu**
Ow!
**[06:08] kad**
I'm sorry! My ball flew over this way!
**[06:11] kad**
Are you okay?
**[06:14] kad**
Hi, I'm the captain of Minamida Fuzoku
High School, Kadomatsu Ryou.
**[06:28] kad**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:34] sak**
What's wrong, four eyes? You've gone pale.
**[06:37] yos**
Have you got a stomachache?
**[06:38] tsu**
What? Haha, no, I'm fine!
**[06:41] tsu**
Let's go warm up!
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** Total
***SIGN*** Minamida Fuzoku
**[06:51] shig**
Don't let him through!
Force him to the wings!
**[06:54] cam**
Here it comes!
**[07:01] cam**
Aoyama's really something.
**[07:05] cam**
He's playing on a whole other level.
**[07:10] cam**
You know, in the high school soccer world,
**[07:14] cam**
Fujimi High School may very well
become the eye of the storm.
**[07:18] cam2**
I don't know about that.
**[07:19] cam2**
I've shot high school soccer
for 20 years now.
**[07:24] cam2**
And Aoyama, with his exceptional talent,
is certainly the real deal.
**[07:30] cam2**
But that's what's so damning.
**[07:32] cam2**
This isn't the kind of team
he should be playing for.
**[07:36] cam2**
As long as they win, it's all good.
**[07:37] cam2**
But what happens if they lose
a preliminary match like this?
**[07:41] cam2**
In this game, results are everything.
**[07:44] cam2**
You may have a world-beater,
but if the team loses, that's it.
**[07:48] cam2**
Even a player like Aoyama won't get picked
for the national team if they lose so early.
**[07:52] cam2**
And then, he won't have any choice
but to leave Fujimi High School.
**[07:56] cam2**
If this team wants to keep their dream alive,
they must keep winning for him.
**[08:01] cam2**
However, high school soccer crushes
thousands of similar dreams every year.
**[08:06] cam2**
It's no walk in the park.
**[08:07] kad**
Shige, pass it!
**[08:09] ---**
Gotcha!
**[08:11] kad**
*This team only has Aoyama going for it.*
**[08:14] kad**
*In my eyes, this team has a major weakness.*
**[08:19] ---**
*And that weakness...*
**[08:21] sak**
Don't give him any space, four eyes!
**[08:24] kad**
*...is you.*
**[08:36] cro**
What? He got into the box with ease!
**[08:47] guy4**
All right!
**[08:48] shig**
Nice pass, Kadomatsu!
**[08:50] guy9**
Now, we're tied!
**[08:52] sak**
What are you doing?!
Stop sleepwalking and play!
**[08:58] tsu**
Sorry...
**[09:01] sak**
Anyway, we're still in the first half.
**[09:03] yos**
L-Let's get back into the game.
**[09:18] guy**
Down the right wing again?
This time, he put it in himself!
**[09:23] sak**
Hey, four eyes!
**[09:26] kad**
Same old, same old, huh, Tsukamoto?
**[09:30] kad**
You haven't changed
one bit since the old days.
**[09:41] kad**
You really are just a statue.
**[09:49] yos**
*Did something happen between them?*
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** Total
***SIGN*** Minamida Fuzoku
**[09:55] cam**
I guess the first half's ending 2-1.
**[10:00] cam2**
Minamida Fuzoku's parked the bus
ever since they took the lead.
**[10:06] cam2**
But yeah, looking at Fujimi High School...
**[10:09] cam2**
Their number 4 has destroyed their game plan.
**[10:11] sak**
Captain, where's four eyes?
**[10:14] cap**
He walked off toward the school,
so maybe he went to the bathroom?
**[10:38] tsu**
Dammit.
**[10:42] guy**
Aoyama's something else, but it looks
like we've got the better of Fujimi.
**[10:46] shig**
Thanks to that specky slow-mo.
**[10:51] guy**
I heard their number 4 was in the same team
as Kadomatsu-san in middle school.
**[10:55] shig**
I heard that, too.
**[10:56] shig**
He used to act all high and mighty
despite being younger,
**[10:59] shig**
so he got bullied constantly
until he graduated, right?
**[11:02] guy**
So that's why he's still terrified
of Kadomatsu-san.
**[11:06] shi**
Otherwise, he wouldn't be
such a liability in defense.
**[11:11] guy**
Well, after screwing up that much,
**[11:14] guy**
he probably won't play the second half.
**[11:22] sak**
Man, that idiot. Why didn't he tell us?
**[11:25] yos**
Right?
**[11:29] tsu**
* I need to get going,*
* or the second half will start without me.*
**[11:37] tsu**
Whoa! Aoyama, you were in here, too?!
**[11:39] tsu**
Don't tell me you've been here
the whole time...
**[11:43] aoy**
You use too much paper.
**[11:45] tsu**
*That's* the main talking point for you?!
**[11:47] tsu**
Wait, that means you heard everything!
**[11:50] tsu**
Not that it matters.
**[11:53] tsu**
I won't be playing the second half, anyway.
**[11:59] aoy**
Tsukamoto-san.
**[12:02] tsu**
What?
**[12:04] txt**
Team Aoyama Member and
Soccer Team Captain!
***SIGN*** Ishikawa Gaku
**[12:04] txt**
Tamura Yuri
***SIGN*** Thinks too highly of himself!
**[12:08] txt**
Kadomatsu
Ryou
**[12:11] cam**
The second half is starting!
**[12:21] tsu**
*Why didn't you sub me out, Miwa-chan?*
**[12:27] miw**
* It's true that you're currently*
* a burden on the team, but...*
**[12:34] (Flashback) sak**
Miwa-chan... No, Coach...
**[12:38] (Flashback) sak**
You can sub him out immediately
if we concede another goal from his wing,
**[12:42] (Flashback) sak**
but can you please keep four eyes
on the field for a bit longer?
**[12:47] (Flashback) sak**
Please!
**[12:52] miwa**
* Those two goof-offs always mess around,*
* but they asked me so seriously.*
**[12:57] miwa**
*I can't help but want to trust them.*
**[13:00] miwa**
*Now's the time for you to fight, Tsukamoto.*
**[13:03] miwa**
*For your friends. And for yourself.*
**[13:07] cam**
Why didn't Fujimi sub out the number 4?
**[13:11] cam2**
Beats me.
**[13:12] cam2**
What I do know is that,
**[13:14] cam2**
as long as he's out there,
**[13:19] cam2**
he'll keep being targeted
by the other team.
**[13:23] guy**
Another attack down the right wing!
**[13:28] kad**
*Tsukamoto.*
**[13:40] (Flashback) guy**
That's amazing, Tsukamoto!
**[13:41] (Flashback) guy**
You're not that good at soccer...
How come you can do stuff like that?
**[13:45] (Flashback) guy2**
That's so funny!
**[13:48] (Flashback) kad**
Talk about annoying.
**[14:01] (Flashback) kad**
What's the point of performing
keepie-uppies with your butt?
**[14:04] (Flashback) kad**
Are you stupid?
**[14:07] (Flashback) kad**
It's annoying, so never do it again.
**[14:11] (Flashback) kad**
Come on, guys. It's time for practice.
**[14:14] tsu**
* Kadomatsu-san was a second-year,*
* and as the star player,*
**[14:17] tsu**
*he was the center of the team.*
**[14:19] tsu**
* Ever since that day,*
* whenever I drew attention to myself,*
**[14:22] tsu**
*he'd fire a ball at me.*
**[14:25] tsu**
*After that happened a few times,*
**[14:28] tsu**
* I began to freeze up in front of him,*
* unable to move.*
**[14:34] (Flashback) kad**
You're so freaking boring.
You're like a statue.
**[14:41] tsu**
*Guys, I'm sorry for being such a burden.*
**[14:44] tsu**
*It's like I've traveled back in time!*
**[14:46] tsu**
*I can't move!*
**[14:48] guy**
Their number 4 let him run past
like he wasn't there again!
**[14:52] sak**
Not on my watch!
**[14:56] sak**
* If we know you're gonna ghost*
* past him every time, we can stop you!*
**[15:00] miw**
Nice, Sakai!
**[15:04] sak**
Don't let him go through you so easily.
**[15:06] sak**
I'll cover you, so be more aggressive.
**[15:11] tsu**
*Sakai, I'm sorry.*
**[15:17] sak**
Get your head in the game, four eyes.
**[15:21] sak**
You're Fujimi High School's
"good vibes" officer, after all.
**[15:30] cap**
Take it!
**[15:35] cam**
Shouldn't Aoyama be able
to create more chances?
**[15:39] cam2**
It's probably difficult right now.
**[15:42] cam**
Minamida Fuzoku is keeping
more players behind the ball.
**[15:47] cam2**
But, and I don't know how to explain this,
**[15:50] cam2**
it feels like he's waiting for something.
**[15:54] cam2**
At least, it does to me.
**[15:58] cam**
Either way, if they don't
make something happen,
**[16:01] cam**
Fujimi High School will lose.
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** Total
***SIGN*** Minamida Fuzoku
**[16:03] cam**
Here of all places.
**[16:08] miwa**
Ten minutes left.
**[16:10] oot**
They're going down the right again!
**[16:16] tsu**
*Dammit! Move!*
**[16:18] tsu**
*You coward!*
**[16:23] sak**
I won't let you!
**[16:34] tsu**
Yocchi!
**[16:36] guy**
Sub out number 4!
**[16:38] guy**
He's useless!
**[16:40] sak**
Shut up!
**[16:43] sak**
Listen up, four eyes!
You have me and Yocchi behind you!
**[16:46] yosh**
We can't get going without you.
**[16:49] sak**
So stop running away!
**[16:51] sak**
Don't you realize
you're turning into a total bore?
**[16:55] tsu**
Sakai. Yocchi.
**[17:02] tsu**
*When I joined the soccer team here,*
**[17:06] tsu**
*I was still depressed.*
**[17:10] (Flashback) all**
You're so funny, Yoshioka!
**[17:14] (Flashback) sak**
Coming your way!
**[17:18] tsu**
* But thanks to you, I was able to*
* have fun playing soccer again.*
**[17:34] tsu**
*I'm no longer...*
**[17:38] guy**
They're holding on, but Fujimi
can't get out of their own half!
**[17:41] sak**
I won't let you shoot!
**[17:45] oot**
It was a feint!
**[17:47] ish**
Crap! Kadomatsu's free!
**[17:50] tsu**
*A statue? Piss off.*
**[17:54] tsu**
*That's...*
**[17:55] tsu**
...so freaking boring!
**[17:59] tsu**
I'm not the old me anymore!
**[18:03] sak**
Four eyes!
**[18:09] kad**
Bastard!
**[18:11] cap**
Nice, Tsukamoto!
**[18:13] cap**
Aoyama!
**[18:17] zai**
Let's go! Time to counterattack!
**[18:20] guy**
Aoyama's heading down the right!
**[18:23] guy**
Is he going to cross it?
**[18:25] guy**
Who's the target?
**[18:30] zai**
*I'm ready anytime, Aoyama!*
**[18:32] guy**
Huh? He's not passing?
**[18:34] guy**
No! He waited too long,
and now he's surrounded!
**[18:38] cam**
Are you really going to lose here?
**[18:45] tsu**
Aoyama!
**[18:47] guy**
Their number 4's making an overlapping run?!
**[18:53] (Flashback) aoy**
In the second half, try to come forward
when you spot the chance.
**[18:58] (Flashback) tsu**
No, like I just said...
**[19:01] (Flashback) aoy**
I'm going to send a pass out to you.
**[19:10] tsu**
*Aoyama...*
**[19:14] guy**
A rabona!
**[19:18] tsu**
*What am I supposed to do with this pass?!*
**[19:20] tsu**
* Should I use my foot?*
* No, it's definitely at head height.*
**[19:24] tsu**
*You idiot!*
**[19:26] tsu**
* I don't have the skills*
* to deal with this cross!*
**[19:30] aoy**
Tsukamoto-san.
**[19:31] aoy**
Please do that thing
you do to lift our spirits.
**[19:44] tsu**
There.
**[19:46] kad**
What?!
**[19:48] kad**
His butt?!
**[19:53] all**
Yeah!
**[20:01] tus**
I accidentally used my... Wait, what?!
**[20:04] guy**
What *was* that?!
**[20:06] guy**
He scored a goal with his rump!
**[20:08] guy**
Seriously? No way!
**[20:09] guy**
I've never seen such godly buttock skills!
**[20:14] tsu**
Just how I planned it!
**[20:16] tsu**
That's what the great Tsukamoto Jin can do!
**[20:20] tsu**
Phew!
**[20:22] sak**
You bastard, stealing the spotlight!
**[20:25] yos**
You made us worry, you little turd.
**[20:28] all**
Bam.
**[20:28] oot**
You did it!
**[20:30] ish**
Bam.
**[20:32] all**
Bam. Bam.
**[20:33] tsu**
I-I can't breathe...
**[20:35] zai**
Hey!
**[20:38] kad**
Don't get ahead of yourselves!
You only equalized!
**[20:45] cam**
In the end, it was an easy victory
for Fujimi High School.
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** Total
***SIGN*** Minamida Fuzoku
**[20:50] cam2**
After drawing level,
they got two more goals to seal it.
**[20:54] cheer**
You were amazing again today! Good work!
**[20:54] cam**
Aoyama really is a cut above.
**[21:03] cam**
In the final minutes,
Minamida Fuzoku couldn't contain Aoyama.
**[21:09] cam2**
His team may have won,
but Aoyama was really terrible today.
**[21:15] cam**
Aoyama might have played for
that shot by the number 4.
**[21:21] cam**
In order to restore his confidence
after he'd made so many mistakes.
**[21:25] tsu**
Victory dance!
**[21:27] cam2**
If he loses in a place like this,
he'd be throwing his entire career away.
**[21:31] cam2**
If he really risked that much
just to make that one play,
**[21:37] cam2**
he's an idiot of epic proportions.
**[23:13] voi**
*It is* Weekly Gonz's *hugely popular manga,*
**[23:16] voi**
*with over 10 million volumes in print!*
**[23:19] voi**
* And now, "I'm Going to Save This World"*
* is getting an anime adaptation!*
**[23:32] oza**
Guess I'll base my new character on him.
***SIGN*** Next time
***SIGN*** Ozaki-kun Has His Pride
# 6 - Ozaki-kun Has His Pride
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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***SIGN*** I'm Going to Save This World!!
***SIGN*** Takada Mirai
***SIGN*** Zoom
***SIGN*** Ka-Pow
***SIGN*** Aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaah
**[00:16] girl**
Wh-Why are you doing this? For me?
**[00:20] guy**
If I defeat him... you will be...
**[00:24] guy**
...free!
**[00:28] mon**
G-Gah! Why?!
**[00:29] mon**
S-Spare me!
***SIGN*** Gah
**[00:34] hero**
Don't rob people of the things...
***SIGN*** Dun dun dun
**[00:38] hero**
...they hold dear!
**[00:42] guy**
Your work this week is amazing
once again, Ozaki-kun!
**[00:47] guy**
But you do need to get the manuscript up
in the morning at the latest.
**[00:50] osa**
I'm not going to be late.
**[00:52] osa**
I have my pride.
***SIGN*** #06
***SIGN*** Ozaki-kun Has His Pride
***SIGN*** I'm Going to
Save This World!!
***SIGN*** I'm Going to
Save This World!!
**[02:38] tsu**
Holy crap, this is good!
**[02:42] tsu**
"Don't rob people of the things
they hold dear!"
**[02:45] tsu**
Dude, you're so slow to come to the rescue!
**[02:49] osa**
Is that manga fun?
**[02:55] tsu**
In my view, it's easily number one.
**[02:58] tsu**
*I'm Going to Save This World!!*
**[03:00] tsu**
already has over 10 million copies in print!
***SIGN*** I'm Going to
Save This World!!
**[03:02] tsu**
An anime adaptation
has already been greenlit, too.
**[03:05] tsu**
Of course, I foresaw its success
right from chapter one.
**[03:10] tsu**
You know, if you want, you can borrow it!
**[03:14] osa**
No, I'm fine.
**[03:16] tsu**
That so?
**[03:18] tsu**
All right, then.
**[03:23] tsu**
What is it?
**[03:25] tsu**
How long are you going to stand there?
**[03:27] tsu**
I can't read like this!
**[03:31] oza**
I see.
**[03:34] sak**
What's going on, four eyes?
**[03:35] tsu**
Nothing. It's just that Ozaki
actually talked to me for once.
**[03:38] sak**
He's always by himself,
so it's hard to know what he's really like.
**[03:43] girl**
It's Ozaki-kun!
**[03:55] girl**
There he goes.
**[03:58] girl2**
How I've missed this feeling.
**[04:04] girl2**
Ozaki-kun always looks intently at things
that catch his attention, doesn't he?
**[04:08] girl2**
Right now, it's a wall.
**[04:10] girl**
I wonder why.
**[04:11] girl2**
Usually, that kinda stare would be creepy,
but when it's Ozaki-kun,
**[04:16] both**
it gives you goosebumps!
**[04:18] kata**
What's wrong with you?!
**[04:21] guy**
What's going on?
**[04:22] guy**
The math teacher, Katahira,
is throwing a fit again!
**[04:25] guy2**
Who's the victim this time?
**[04:28] kata**
Bringing manga to school
is against the rules!
**[04:31] kata**
Confiscated!
**[04:32] tsu**
Please wait! Everybody brings manga to school!
**[04:36] kata**
A rule violation is a rule violation.
**[04:38] kata**
I don't like excuses.
**[04:44] tsu**
No! Wait!
**[04:46] kata**
Manga's a complete waste of time.
**[04:49] kata**
If you have time for that junk,
use it to study more!
**[04:52] guy**
She didn't have to rip it.
**[04:54] guy2**
That was actually cruel.
**[04:58] tsu**
I hadn't finished reading it yet!
**[05:03] kata**
Worst day ever!
**[05:05] kata**
And what kind of woman
goes after someone else's boyfriend?
**[05:09] wom**
I'm sorry! Teehee!
***SIGN*** Ma-kun
***SIGN*** I've fallen in love with someone else
***SIGN*** Ma-kun
***SIGN*** ...I'm sorry
**[05:12] wom**
That thieving cat!
**[05:17] kata**
Cat?
**[05:18] kata**
Wait, what's all this?
I just washed it yesterday!
**[05:35] moka**
There are more now.
**[05:39] kata**
So you're the culprit.
**[05:42] kata**
I'm going to get them taken
to the pound immediately.
**[05:45] mok**
Huh?
**[05:46] mok**
But that's...
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[05:47] kata**
If you're against it, you take them home...
**[05:50] mok**
M-My parents are both allergic
to cats, so I can't do that.
**[05:53] kata**
Blame yourself for feeding them
when you're not ready to take them in.
**[05:57] kata**
This is on you.
**[05:59] kata**
Hello? I'm calling from Fujimi High School.
**[06:06] kata**
Yes. It's about some cats.
**[06:07] mok**
* What do I do?*
* They'll be taken away because of me!*
**[06:12] kata**
Please come immediately. Yes.
**[06:17] mok**
*I need to do something...*
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[06:20] mok**
*Anything.*
**[06:23] oza**
Okay, stop.
**[06:26] kata**
Huh?
**[06:28] kata**
Hey!
**[06:29] kata**
What are you doing?!
**[06:32] kata**
What was that for?!
**[06:34] oza**
These are my cats.
**[06:36] ---**
See you.
**[06:38] kata**
W-Wait! You'd better pay for my phone!
**[06:42] kata**
You hear me?!
**[06:44] oza**
Then what about that manga
you tore up earlier?
**[06:51] oza**
Don't rob people of the things
they hold dear.
**[06:55] (Flashback) kata**
That thieving cat!
**[07:04] oza**
I didn't throw it.
**[07:06] kata**
Ozaki-kun...
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[07:10] kata**
You acted so tough.
**[07:12] mok**
Bye-bye, kitties.
**[07:15] oza**
Sorry for the wait, Naga-san.
**[07:17] nag**
You're so late, Ozaki-kun—whoa!
What's with those meow-meows?!
**[07:21] oza**
I found them.
**[07:23] nag**
We have to get right down to work
**[07:25] nag**
and send the manuscript before morning,
or we'll be in trouble.
**[07:29] oza**
Roger.
**[07:30] [SONG] txt**
Edge
**[07:33] kata**
I shouldn't have done that.
***SIGN*** Don't rob people of the things they hold dear!!
***SIGN*** Books 1-9 on sale now!
***SIGN*** Takada's latest works are only available in the Weekly Gonz!
***SIGN*** Takada Mirai
**[07:36] kata**
"Don't rob people of the things
they hold dear," huh?
**[07:41] kata**
This manga kinda reminds me of Ozaki-kun.
**[07:45] nag**
Did something good happen today?
**[07:47] oza**
Not really.
**[07:50] nag**
I see.
**[07:51] nag**
School's the best place to
get inspiration for shounen manga.
**[07:55] nag**
Make sure you take in everything.
**[07:58] oza**
Actually, there *is* someone who's on my mind.
***SIGN*** Rescue complete!
**[08:09] tsu**
So good!
**[08:11] sak**
I want to read *Save the World,* so gimme.
**[08:14] tsu**
Sure thing.
**[08:16] tsu**
This week, Matsu Suguru
saves a village of cats!
**[08:21] saK**
You moron! No spoilers, four eyes!
**[08:25] tsu**
Then buy them yourself for once!
**[08:27] yos**
I'm eating your lunches, all right?
**[08:29] both**
Wait!
**[08:30] yos**
I won't.
**[08:31] both**
He's chowing down on them!
**[08:34] oza**
He's not here.
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[08:44] oza**
Is he making her clean?
**[08:52] yur**
Which Aoyama-kun do you want next?
**[08:57] ish**
Hm, the Aoyama-kun cleat wiener.
**[09:00] yur**
Shoot!
**[09:01] ish**
Okay.
**[09:03] ish**
Yurippe, your lunches are
the best in the world!
**[09:06] yur**
Oh you, Gaku.
**[09:08] ish**
It's true!
**[09:10] oza**
*What's going on?*
**[09:16] team**
A perfect interception! So amazingly clean!
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[09:20] team**
Go, go, Aoyama!
**[09:24] gir**
Aoyama-kun, please use this!
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[09:31] girl**
He's so cool!
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[09:33] oza**
So that type of guy is in, huh?
**[09:35] tsu**
Here comes the nice D!
**[09:38] sak**
It crossed the line! Throw-in!
**[09:40] ish**
Aoyama, I'll take it.
**[09:43] guy**
No, I will.
**[09:45] oza**
*He's bossing upperclassmen around?*
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[09:48] tem**
Eek! Aoyama-kun! Good luck!
**[09:51] oza**
At least wave to them.
**[10:02] aoy**
Control! Control! Control!
**[10:06] all**
Aoyama-sama!
***SIGN*** Step
**[10:18] dar**
Watch out, Suguru.
Something's off about this town.
**[10:22] sug**
Yeah, it's enveloped in an aura of negativity.
**[10:28] sug**
The townsfolk are cleaning
with their eyes dead?
**[10:28] all**
Clean, clean.
**[10:32] dar**
Is somebody controlling them with an ability?
**[10:34] dar**
It can't be...
**[10:36] sug**
You're...
**[10:40] wiz**
The hell-fiend of the wizarding world:
**[10:43] wiz**
The Blue Wizard!
***SIGN*** Dun
**[10:45] wiz**
Vanish, stain!
**[10:48] sug**
What?!
**[10:49] sug**
None of these people want to do this!
**[10:52] sug**
A real man doesn't avoid getting
his hands dirty by using others!
**[10:57] wiz**
The weak desire to be
controlled by someone strong.
**[11:01] wiz**
I am strong.
**[11:03] wiz**
That's why I control the world as it desires!
***SIGN*** I am strong.
***SIGN*** That's why
I control
the world
as it desires!
**[11:09] tsu**
So the new character is a villain...
**[11:14] tsu**
So cool!
**[11:17] tsu**
"I am strong. That's why I control."
**[11:23] txt**
I'm Going to
Save This World!!
***SIGN*** Ozaki Atsumu
***SIGN*** I'm the protagonist of the series!!
***SIGN*** Matsu Suguru
***SIGN*** Darbobble
***SIGN*** Blue Wizard
**[11:31] nag**
Wow, the feedback on this new
Blue Wizard character has been great!
**[11:35] nag**
Looks like he's a real hit!
***SIGN*** I'm Going to Save This World!!
**[11:37] oza**
Aoyam—I mean, the wizard is
a selfish villain who controls people!
**[11:43] nag**
I guess maybe a lot of people
view him as an anti-hero?
**[11:46] nag**
Whatever the case, it's good
that the character is popular.
**[11:50] oza**
That was not my intention.
**[11:53] oza**
* If that didn't get my point across,*
* I'm going to make him even more evil!*
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[11:57] girl**
Wah, he's come back!
**[12:01] girl**
Wizard-sama!
**[12:04] girl**
Love, love, *love* you!
**[12:09] girl**
Wizard-sama!
**[12:11] wiz**
Silence, swine.
**[12:14] nag**
Wow, Wizard-sama's popularity
is through the roof!
***SIGN*** Planet of the Maids
**[12:17] nag**
Ozaki-kun!
**[12:19] oza**
But he's doing such horrible things.
**[12:21] nag**
He's evil, but I think people like
the fact that he's true to himself.
**[12:26] nag**
See?
***SIGN*** Alpha
***SIGN*** Wizard-sama's seriously cool
***SIGN*** Alpha
***SIGN*** Wizard-sama's
seriously cool
***SIGN*** Lazy
***SIGN*** Silence, swine.
**[12:31] ---**
Oh, come on...
**[12:31] ---**
Is your heart throbbing?
***SIGN*** Gent with specs
***SIGN*** I am the Wizard!!!!!!!
***SIGN*** Moenyan
***SIGN*** Wizard-sama!
Is too cool!!
Wizard-sama!
Is too cool!!
**[12:32] ---**
It totally is!
**[12:33] ---**
Throb, throb, throb, throb!
***SIGN*** Girl with glasses
***SIGN*** Wizard-sama!! Wizard-sama!!
***SIGN*** brrr
***SIGN*** Matsu Suguru sucks
**[12:35] maid**
Here you go. Your heartthrob café au lait!
**[12:38] nag**
Thank mew.
**[12:39] oza**
*Dammit!*
**[12:43] old**
Oh, my. Heel, boy, heel!
**[12:52] oza**
This is it.
**[12:54] oza**
I can use this to bring
the Wizard's popularity down.
**[12:56] sugu**
I won't let you do as you please!
***SIGN*** Mwahaha
**[13:00] wiz**
You're all bark and no bite.
**[13:02] wiz**
The only one who can stop me is me!
**[13:05] sugu**
We'll see about that! Go...
***SIGN*** Bam
**[13:09] sugu**
Darbobble!
**[13:10] dar**
This is mutting to me!
**[13:12] sugu**
Nullify his hold on everyone!
**[13:16] all**
I'm awake!
**[13:18] sug**
How do you like that, Wizard?
**[13:19] sug**
Wait, what?
***SIGN*** Run
***SIGN*** Run
***SIGN*** Run
***SIGN*** Run
**[13:23] wiz**
I can't handle dogs! Help me, please!
**[13:28] nag**
How about all this Wizard merch?
**[13:31] oza**
But why is there even Wizard merch?!
**[13:34] nag**
Well, you see...
**[13:35] nag**
People loved him running from the dog.
**[13:37] nag**
His popularity has skyrocketed even further!
**[13:40] all**
Wizard-sama's so cute!
**[13:42] oza**
I'm going to go for the jugular next time.
**[13:45] nag**
Huh? What?
**[13:46] oza**
*Even more evil...*
**[13:52] sak**
Not losing official matches is one thing,
but he doesn't even lose scrimmages.
**[13:56] tsu**
That's his fifth goal today.
**[13:58] tsu**
He doesn't hold back.
**[14:00] sat**
Dammit! These mittens!
**[14:02] sat**
Mittens! Mittens!
**[14:05] sak**
Ozaki again?
**[14:07] sak**
He's been coming here every day.
**[14:09] tsu**
He must have a lot of time on his hands.
He doesn't do any club activities.
**[14:13] sak**
Don't you think he looks livid?
**[14:16] yos**
His face always looks like that.
**[14:18] oza**
Aoy...
**[14:19] sugu**
...ue Wizard! I will never accept
your evil existence!
**[14:24] wiz**
If you think all I can do is
control people, you're mistaken!
**[14:29] wiz**
I have never lost a fight!
**[14:33] wiz**
Blue Punish!
**[14:38] sugu**
The town's in danger!
**[14:40] wiz**
Puh-Puh-Puh-Punish!
***SIGN*** Boom
**[14:47] wiz**
The world has gotten
a little bit cleaner again.
***SIGN*** Results of the second "I'm Going to Save This World!!" popularity contest!!
**[14:52] tsu**
Here are the results
of the popularity contest!
***SIGN*** place
***SIGN*** votes
***SIGN*** Blue Wizard
**[14:56] tsu**
In first place with 8,531 votes: Wizard!
***SIGN*** Matsu Suguru
***SIGN*** Darbobble
**[15:01] tsu**
In second place: Matsu Suguru
with 2245 votes. Third, Darbobble.
**[15:07] tsu**
Wizard-sama's so good!
**[15:09] sak**
Let me see this week's Wizard already!
**[15:14] oza**
*So be it! He'll become the ultimate evil...*
***SIGN*** Big Bang
**[15:19] oza**
...and vanish along with the entire planet!
**[15:22] nag**
Ozaki-kun...
***SIGN*** I'm Going to Save This World!!
**[15:24] nag**
No destroying the planet.
**[15:27] nag**
Otherwise, nobody can save the world.
**[15:28] oza**
But...
**[15:29] nag**
Rejected.
**[15:32] oza**
Then, how about this?
**[15:38] wiz**
All the women of the world are mine!
***SIGN*** Gonz
**[15:45] nag**
Ozaki-kun, I have bad news
about this week's chapter.
***SIGN*** I'm Going to
Save This World!!
**[15:50] nag**
Its popularity is in free fall.
**[15:52] nag**
The female fan base has reacted very badly
to seeing the Wizard be a playboy.
**[15:59] nag**
This is bad.
**[16:01] oza**
So you mean Wizard's popularity
has plummeted?
**[16:04] nag**
Yes.
**[16:07] oza**
There it is! I finally did it!
**[16:10] oza**
Take that, Wizard!
**[16:14] nag**
Ozaki-kun, do you realize
what you're saying?
***SIGN*** I'm Going to Save This World!!
**[16:18] nag**
This might be your manga,
but it's also a product of our company.
**[16:23] nag**
This isn't a hobby or a game.
**[16:27] nag**
Ozaki-kun.
**[16:29] nag**
With an anime on the way,
we cannot let the series tank.
**[16:35] zai**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[16:37] zai**
You don't need that for practice!
***SIGN*** Gonz
**[16:41] oza**
*A* Gonz*? Is he following the series, too?*
**[16:45] aoy**
This is four eyes-san's.
**[16:47] oza**
*It's ironic.*
***SIGN*** Blue Wizard
***SIGN*** Matsu Suguru
**[16:49] oza**
* The wizard who's modeled on Aoyama*
* has totally usurped the main character.*
**[16:55] aoY**
Satou-san was saying something
about mittens, wasn't he?
**[16:58] zai**
Don't ask me!
**[16:58] (Flashback) nag**
Anyway, regaining Wizard-sama's
popularity is priority number one.
**[17:06] oza**
I'm a genius manga author!
**[17:09] oza**
This is a piece of cake!
***SIGN*** I'm Going to Save This World!!
**[17:14] sugu**
Today's the day I will finally beat you!
**[17:18] gru**
Garudo Death Gold!
***SIGN*** Boom
***SIGN*** Whoosh
**[17:26] gur**
The ruler of this world
won't be that wizard!
**[17:30] sugu**
What?!
**[17:31] gru**
It'll be me,
**[17:34] gru**
Garudo-sama!
**[17:38] wiz**
Matsu Suguru.
**[17:40] wiz**
Shall we momentarily
put our fight on hold?
**[17:44] wiz**
I don't like that muscle head.
**[17:46] sugu**
You want me to team up with you?
**[17:49] wzi**
It's decided, then.
**[17:51] sugu**
It's a temporary truce.
**[17:54] oza**
* How's that? The rivals are teaming*
* up in this heated encounter!*
**[17:59] oza**
*Love it! Love it!*
**[18:03] tsu**
They jumped the shark.
**[18:05] tsu**
The author just doesn't get it.
**[18:09] tsu**
It doesn't make any sense for Wizard-sama
to team up with that loser, Suguru!
**[18:15] oza**
*Suguru, a loser?*
**[18:16] yos**
I bet it's just an attempt to
recapture the female fan base
**[18:19] yos**
after Wizard-sama made
all those women wait on him.
**[18:23] oza**
*You people know nothing!*
**[18:25] oza**
* I'm going to take your oh-so-important*
* reader opinion to heart*
**[18:28] oza**
*and make you choke on your words!*
***SIGN*** Roar
**[18:36] sugu**
Wizard!
**[18:38] wiz**
I'm fine!
**[18:39] sugu**
What? You're tiny!
**[18:41] wiz**
I'm tired.
**[18:43] sugu**
Don't die! Not on my shoulder!
**[18:47] oza**
* What do you think, girls?!*
* Isn't mini Wizard super cute?!*
**[18:51] oza**
*Love it! Love it!*
**[18:54] girl**
What is this? It's horrible!
**[18:57] girl**
The shrunken Wizard-sama's going to die!
**[19:01] oza**
*What? That was supposed to be funny!*
**[19:05] girl**
I can't read this!
**[19:08] oza**
*Dammit! What will make them happy?!*
**[19:11] oza**
*No, believe in yourself!*
**[19:13] oza**
* If I put all of my*
* manga-writing powers into it,*
**[19:15] oza**
*I can recover the series' popularity!*
***SIGN*** I will protect you!
***SIGN*** Bomb
**[19:19] yos**
What happened to his phobia of dogs?
***SIGN*** Badump
***SIGN*** Su-gu-ru
**[19:27] girls**
So last year! Is this author stupid?!
**[19:29] wiz**
For you, I'd gladly lay down my life!
**[19:33] all**
Who even are you?
**[19:37] oza**
*Wizard. Wizard.*
**[19:39] all**
He doesn't get it. He doesn't get it.
**[19:42] all**
Is the author dumb?
**[19:44] oza**
* I don't know what's right*
* and what's wrong anymore,*
**[19:47] oza**
*even though I'm the one who created Wizard.*
**[19:52] oza**
*He reads the series, too!*
**[19:54] oza**
*I'm going to ask him directly!*
**[19:56] oza**
*Oh, that's this week's issue!*
**[19:59] oza**
*The next page is* I'm Going to Save This World!!**
**[20:02] oza**
*Read it already!*
**[20:03] oza**
*Turn the page!*
***SIGN*** I'm Going to
Save This World!!
**[20:06] ---**
*At last!*
**[20:10] all**
Aoyama!
**[20:12] sak**
Did you read this week's *Gonz*?
**[20:14] sak**
Huh?
**[20:15] tsu**
Why is Ozaki in a freshman classroom?
**[20:18] yosh**
Weirdo.
**[20:19] oza**
You! Why did you skip
*I'm Going to Save This World!!*?
**[20:24] sak**
Isn't it obvious if you're a fan?
**[20:27] sak**
Lately, Wizard-sama's such
a tool, it's unbearable.
**[20:30] yos**
Especially to true fans.
**[20:32] tsu**
True love is skipping reading it!
**[20:35] oza**
*I can't do it. I can't do it by myself.*
**[20:39] oza**
*To write Wizard... to do that...*
**[20:44] oza**
*I need your help, Aoyama!*
**[20:48] aoy**
Um...
**[20:50] aoy**
I skipped *I'm Going to Save This World!!*
**[20:53] aoy**
because I don't read it.
**[20:57] aoy**
I don't like the art style.
**[21:01] oza**
*Why, you!*
***SIGN*** Boom
**[21:05] sugu**
Bastard!
**[21:07] sugu**
I thought we were putting our fight on hold!
**[21:10] wiz**
You ugly stain! I'm the hell-fiend
of the wizarding world, Blue Wizard!
**[21:16] wiz**
Trusting me means
something's wrong with you!
**[21:20] wiz**
Come forth, Evil Azure Orb!
**[21:24] wiz**
Blue-Blue Punish!
***SIGN*** Zoom
**[21:27] sugu**
You traitor!
***SIGN*** Boom
**[21:35] girl**
So noble.
**[21:36] tsu**
This is it! This is the revival
of Wizard-sama we wanted!
**[21:44] oza**
You've all got a screw loose.
**[23:26] oda**
Ah!
**[23:28] oda**
So close!
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
***SIGN*** Next episode
***SIGN*** Odagiri-san Can't Get It In
# 7 - Odagiri-san Can't Get It In
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:04] guy**
Oh, nice shot!
**[00:08] aoy**
Hey.
**[00:09] guy**
Oh, how interesting.
Let's see you take a shot!
**[00:15] guy**
Why did you dodge that?!
**[00:18] aoy**
I forgot to put on my gloves.
**[00:19] kir**
Dude, can't you do something
about your germaphobia?!
**[00:22] kir**
Is there anything you *can*
touch with your bare hands?!
**[00:22] girL**
Kirishima-kun, I'm borrowing your ball.
**[00:28] kir**
Odagiri!
**[00:31] guys**
It's Odagiri.
**[00:32] kir**
As pretty as ever today.
**[00:33] kir**
Mio-chan!
**[00:34] kir**
Odagiri is a popular girl and
a starter on the girls' basketball team.
**[00:38] kir**
However...
**[00:40] kir**
...she rarely gets it in the basket.
***SIGN*** #07
***SIGN*** Odagiri-san Can't Get It In
**[02:22] oDA**
Wow, you're so good!
**[02:24] oDA**
Kirishima-kun!
**[02:27] oDA**
You're on the basketball team,
so don't let him outshine you.
**[02:31] oDA**
Good luck!
**[02:35] kir**
Right!
**[02:37] all**
Mio-chan!
**[02:39] kir**
Where did you all come from?
Those words of encouragement were for me!
**[02:57] kir**
Are you some kind of
one-man shooting machine?!
**[03:00] oda**
Aoyama-kun, you're amazing!
**[03:03] oda**
How are you so good at shooting
when you play soccer, not basketball?
**[03:07] aoy**
Feeling.
**[03:07] oda**
"Feeling"?
**[03:09] oda**
But it must be harder to feel the ball
with gloves on! Amazing!
**[03:12] oda**
I'm actually really bad at shooting.
**[03:15] oda**
Hey, can I call you "master"?
**[03:18] oda**
I want to steal your technique!
**[03:21] gir**
She's with Aoyama... So annoying.
**[03:23] girs**
Odagiri, it's our turn now.
**[03:25] oda**
Coming.
**[03:27] oda**
Later, master!
**[03:34] guys**
Hey, Aoyama. Not even you can do this.
**[03:36] guys**
Don't you dare...
**[03:38] guys**
...try to steal the march on us!
**[03:39] aoy**
You're too close.
**[03:40] gir**
You're such a weirdo.
**[03:41] kir**
Listen, Class 1-3's Odagiri Mio has
the best figure among first-year girls
**[03:46] kir**
*and* the cutest looks to go with it!
**[03:48] kir**
For all us freshmen boys,
she's the girl of our dreams!
**[03:51] kir**
She's a starter on
the basketball team already,
**[03:53] kir**
and during practice, the sweet scent
of her shampoo fills the gym!
**[03:57] guy**
She's cheerful and has
a great temperament.
**[03:59] guy**
And she eats heartily, too!
**[04:02] guy**
And last but not least,
**[04:05] guy**
that smile!
**[04:06] all**
It's the best!
**[04:07] kir**
For us, Odagiri is...
**[04:09] guy**
...an idol we can be around at school!
**[04:11] all**
Mio-chan!
**[04:15] coa**
Boys, what are you doing?
You're playing a game next!
**[04:18] coa**
Divide into teams already!
**[04:20] coa**
You too, Aoyama!
**[04:22] coa**
You can clean after the game is over!
**[04:37] mok**
*Aoyama-kun is good at basketball, too!*
**[04:40] shio**
*I don't get how he can even do PE...*
***SIGN*** Observer (feigning illness)
**[04:44] kir**
Match 2 for the girls is about to start.
**[04:46] kir**
Let's all cheer for Odagiri!
**[04:50] boys**
Good luck!
**[04:51] boys**
Odagiri, do your best!
**[04:51] boys**
You can do it!
**[04:56] girl**
Look at the boys going gaga over her
just because she's got a decent face.
**[05:00] gir"**
Yeah.
**[05:01] girl**
Besides, I don't know how anybody
can think a girl that big is cute.
**[05:05] gir2**
You can say that again.
**[05:07] gir3**
Talk about an attitude problem...
**[05:08] gir4**
Odagiri, don't let them get to you.
**[05:11] oda**
Oh crap, have you all noticed how
much bigger they've gotten lately?
**[05:16] oda**
Boing!
**[05:17] gir4**
That's not what they were talking about!
**[05:20] all**
Don't lose, Odagiri!
**[05:23] girl**
*Stupid boys.*
**[05:25] girl**
*What?!*
**[05:27] boy**
What a move!
**[05:29] kir**
I told you.
Odagiri's a starter on the girls' team!
**[05:32] kir**
On top of her perfect physique,
her athletic ability is top notch, too!
**[05:35] kir**
Except...
**[05:39] oda**
There! Now, maybe? How about this?
**[05:42] kir**
She can't shoot the ball to save her life.
**[05:45] girl**
What's this? She's just tall.
She sucks at shooting!
**[05:50] oda**
So close!
**[05:50] girl**
It was nowhere near!
How stupidly optimistic can you get?!
**[05:54] kir**
She really can't score, huh?
**[05:55] kir**
But I hear she stays after practice to train.
**[06:00] guy**
Well, everyone's got their
strengths and weaknesses.
**[06:06] girL**
Here!
**[06:06] girL**
Okay!
**[06:09] boy**
Yamakawa and Shiratori aren't even on the
basketball team, but they're pretty good.
**[06:15] ---**
Nice!
**[06:16] ---**
Yay!
**[06:18] yam**
* Right now, we're too busy working*
* part-time to be part of any clubs.*
**[06:22] yam**
Welcome.
**[06:23] yam**
* But we played basketball*
* all the way through middle school!*
**[06:26] gir**
Yamakawa-san!
**[06:29] guy**
Yamakawa takes a mid-range jumper!
**[06:33] kir**
Odagiri's doing her best,
but this match might be a tough one.
**[06:38] gir3**
Sorry, Odagiri. We're holding you back.
**[06:41] oda**
It's totally fine!
We're just getting started!
**[06:45] oda**
The next one's going in!
**[06:47] yam**
You missed again!
**[06:49] shi**
Who's the one holding
the team back exactly?
**[06:53] kir**
Odagiri, don't worry about it.
Just keep on shooting!
**[07:00] yam**
Lucky! My ball! My ball!
**[07:03] oda**
*I won't let you!*
**[07:07] gir3**
Odagiri!
**[07:08] gir4**
Mio-chan, are you okay?!
**[07:10] oda**
Ow. I guess I couldn't reach it, after all.
**[07:17] (Flashback) coa**
If only you could shoot...
**[07:20] (Flashback) oda**
At this rate, your place in
the starting lineup might be at risk.
**[07:32] oda**
Master?
**[07:35] oda**
What should I do?
**[07:37] oda**
What do I need to make them go in?
**[07:39] yam**
You *wish* there was a quick fix...
**[07:47] kir**
What's with the silence?
**[07:52] girL**
You're staring way too hard.
**[07:59] aoy**
Feeling.
**[08:03] oda**
That's the same thing you said earlier!
**[08:06] aoy**
Feeling. Feeling.
**[08:10] cao**
Odagiri, are you okay?
**[08:12] oda**
Y-Yes! I'm fine!
**[08:18] shi**
Kanna!
**[08:19] yam**
Okay!
**[08:21] guy**
She cut it out!
**[08:22] gy2**
Wow!
**[08:22] guy3**
A fast break from Odagiri!
**[08:24] shi**
Oh, crap!
**[08:25] yam**
It's fine. She'll miss for sure!
**[08:28] yam**
Let's get the rebound.
**[08:30] kir**
Don't tell me...
**[08:33] oda**
*"Feeling."*
**[08:34] oda**
*You mean I should listen to my instincts,*
**[08:38] oda**
*reach for the basket,*
**[08:39] oda**
*and dunk it in, right?*
**[08:42] kir**
Go!
**[08:44] oda**
Master!
**[09:09] oda**
I did it!
**[09:10] both**
No, you didn't!
**[09:12] both**
That was Aoyama's doing!
**[09:13] oda**
Master, I did it! That was
what you meant, right?
**[09:16] all**
Nice shot, Mio-chan!
**[09:19] coa**
That doesn't count, obviously!
**[09:24] guy**
Aoyama really is something else.
**[09:27] guy**
And it's like he turned it up another notch
for the last five minutes!
**[09:34] coa**
Aoyama, if you're a man,
ram them with your body!
**[09:39] guy**
That would be a foul, sir.
**[09:41] mik**
Never letting anyone touch him...
That's Aoyama-kun, all right.
**[09:45] guys**
Nice shot!
**[09:49] coa**
Aoyama! That's the part where you high five!
**[09:52] coa**
Join in the celebrations!
**[09:53] guys**
That's right!
**[09:55] aoy**
No, thank you.
**[09:57] all**
Oh! Mio-chan!
**[10:03] oda**
*Th-This is it! The power of "feeling"!*
**[10:08] all**
A slam dunk from Odagiri!
**[10:11] kir**
Amazing, Odagiri!
**[10:13] oda**
I got it in!
**[10:15] gir4**
Good for you.
**[10:17] oda**
Master, did you see that?
**[10:20] oda**
I think I'm starting to get it!
**[10:22] oda**
This is all thanks to your tutelage!
**[10:24] aoy**
I didn't actually do anything.
**[10:27] aoy**
Come on, now.
**[10:29] aoy**
You're being too humble.
**[10:36] kir**
Odagiri, did you just touch Aoyama?
**[10:41] gir**
Hey, don't go randomly touching Aoyama!
Can't you see how much he hates it?!
**[10:46] oDA**
What? Really?
**[10:48] oDA**
Master, I'm sorry.
**[10:53] gir**
What? You're fine?!
**[10:55] kir**
Could it be that you're...
**[10:57] gir**
...fine with touching now?
**[10:58] both**
No, you're the same as always.
**[11:02] both**
*Then, what's changed?*
**[11:03] both**
*Only Odagiri's allowed to touch?*
**[11:04] both**
*No way...*
**[11:05] both**
*Is she special to him?*
**[11:07] both**
*I-Is he in love with her?!*
**[11:13] tsu**
*What's the meaning of this?*
**[11:16] tsu**
I just saw something good.
**[11:19] tsu**
I just witnessed a huge scoop
with my own eyes!
**[11:25] tsu**
Keep this between us, but Aoyama...
**[11:30] guy**
Seriously?!
**[11:31] ---**
Is that true?
***SIGN*** Super
***SIGN*** Positive
***SIGN*** Odagiri Mio
***SIGN*** Feeling
***SIGN*** Kirishima
***SIGN*** Ariga Sayaka
***SIGN*** We're Class 5!
***SIGN*** I'm in Class 2, dammit
**[11:47] all**
So *you're* Aoyama?!
**[11:49] guys**
They're the basketball team seniors.
**[11:52] guys**
I hope they're not here to beat up Aoyama!
**[11:54] guy**
If you make Odagiri cry, you will pay!
**[11:58] guy2**
P-Please calm down.
Class is about to start.
**[12:03] guy**
We'll be back!
**[12:05] gir**
This has totally blown up.
**[12:06] guy**
Aoyama and Odagiri, huh?
**[12:08] guy2**
I hear Odagiri isn't against the idea, either.
**[12:11] gir**
The two most popular people in
school might work well together.
**[12:15] all**
Aoyama and Odagiri would
be the ultimate couple?!
***SIGN*** Team Aoyama + Moka
**[12:21] doc**
A lot of the girls are leaving early today...
**[12:24] guy**
Team Aoyama has been decimated.
**[12:28] team**
I can't anymore.
**[12:29] team**
It's over.
**[12:30] team**
Hang in there.
**[12:32] yur**
This might be the end for us.
**[12:34] cap**
What, why?
**[12:37] cap**
I don't get it.
**[12:43] mok**
* I had my own insignificance*
* rubbed in my face.*
**[12:47] coa**
G-Gotou-chan.
**[12:49] mok**
Why are you gorging yourself while crying?
**[12:53] mok**
L-Lately, my appetite's
gone through the roof.
***SIGN*** Big Boobs
Monthly
***SIGN*** Soy
Milk
**[12:57] zai**
Hey, Aoyama.
**[12:59] zai**
So have you...
**[13:01] zai**
...held hands yet?
**[13:05] zai**
What was that sigh for?!
**[13:13] girl**
What's our next class?
**[13:15] oda**
Master!
**[13:23] all**
Oh, look at the famous couple! So intense!
**[13:31] oad**
He left.
**[13:33] gir**
Well, of course he did, with all this ruckus.
**[13:41] aya**
Yeah, and then...
**[13:46] aoy**
Ariga Sayaka.
**[13:48] aoy**
Will you shake my hand?
**[13:52] aya**
What?
**[13:53] aya**
You want to shake hands? What?!
**[13:57] aya**
Well, if you insist.
**[14:00] aya**
There.
**[14:03] aya**
Stop making fun of me!
**[14:08] aya**
Someone help! Aoyama collapsed!
**[14:11] aoy**
Why?
**[14:12] kir**
What are you doing?!
**[14:15] guy**
Someone go fetch a teacher!
**[14:21] guy**
Bam!
**[14:24] guy**
Champion!
**[14:25] guy**
Aoyama, you're next.
**[14:27] aoy**
Never, ever.
**[14:30] kir**
You idiot. As if Aoyama
would ever arm wrestle.
**[14:35] kir**
When you're as germaphobic as he is,
**[14:36] kir**
I bet there are lots of
normal things you can't do.
**[14:40] oda**
Master!
**[14:43] oda**
I scored 30 points in my last match!
**[14:46] gir**
All of them by dunking.
**[14:48] gir**
I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
**[14:51] oda**
Don't praise me so much.
**[14:53] gir**
Ever the optimist, huh?
**[14:57] aoy**
Odagiri Mio.
**[14:59] oda**
That's the first time you've said my name.
**[15:07] kir**
*That last game was amazing.*
**[15:10] kir**
*Odagiri scored a lot of points.*
**[15:12] kir**
* She's been practicing dunks*
* the entire time.*
**[15:14] kir**
*I'm glad.*
**[15:20] kir**
*What's going on?!*
**[15:21] kir**
* Aoyama, are you seriously*
* okay with Odagiri?!*
**[15:24] guy**
Ready! Go!
**[15:28] kir**
* Wait, so you actually*
* wanted to arm wrestle?!*
**[15:38] kir**
*The desk is off-limits, but Odagiri's fine?*
**[15:41] kir**
*Doesn't that mean...*
**[15:56] gir**
Odagiri, those huge things are loose!
**[15:58] gir**
Cover up!
**[15:59] gir**
Get a clue, girl!
**[16:00] oda**
Wait, what? Things were just getting good!
**[16:04] oda**
I can just fix it later.
**[16:05] gil**
That's not the issue.
**[16:07] gil**
Let's go.
**[16:08] oda**
Bye, Master!
**[16:11] guys**
Aoyama!
**[16:13] guys**
Thanks, dude.
**[16:28] cap**
Yum.
**[16:34] all**
I'm so hungry.
**[16:36] oda**
I can't believe I forgot my lunch.
**[16:44] oda**
Master?
**[16:46] oda**
Is this lunch for me?
**[16:48] aoy**
Yes.
**[16:50] aoy**
But in return, will you make
a lunch for me tomorrow?
**[16:54] all**
What?
**[16:55] all**
Are these two...
**[16:56] all**
...seriously...
**[16:58] all**
...dating?!
**[17:02] gir**
Hey! What's going on here?
**[17:04] oda**
Master's lunch is so good...
**[17:06] girl**
Listen, will you?!
**[17:08] oda**
I must repay this debt in full tomorrow!
**[17:15] all**
Seriously?
**[17:16] all**
Don't push!
**[17:20] all**
That's the principal's office.
**[17:21] all**
Does he always eat here?
**[17:30] oda**
Since I'm forever in your debt,
I've poured my heart into this lunch!
**[17:38] aoy**
It's huge.
**[17:40] shi**
* Do you really think you can eat*
* something someone else has made?*
**[17:55] kir**
Hold it right there!
**[17:57] kir**
We told you, no stealing the march!
**[17:59] kir**
I want to eat Odagiri's food, too!
**[18:02] all**
Me, too!
**[18:05] kir**
So do you always eat in here?
**[18:08] aoy**
Yes.
**[18:10] guy**
I heard you were allowed to eat in here
because you clean the room.
**[18:14] kir**
* This guy's trying to keep*
* Odagiri all to himself.*
**[18:19] aoy**
Odagiri Mio...
**[18:22] aoy**
Will you come watch our match this Sunday?
**[18:29] kir**
I didn't know Aoyama was that aggressive.
**[18:32] girl**
He's bold.
**[18:37] kir**
I see this as a declaration of war.
**[18:39] kir**
What will Odagiri say?
**[18:42] opda**
I will! I'll do my best to learn!
**[18:45] kir**
Are they meshing? Or aren't they?
**[18:47] kir**
Are they just showing off?!
**[18:54] sam**
All right, quest complete!
**[18:56] gir**
Yay!
**[18:59] gir**
San-chan, you seem down.
**[19:01] shi**
Aoi Sanmyaku, it looks like
you're having troubles of the heart.
**[19:07] shi**
You're easy to read.
You yearn for human contact.
**[19:12] aoy**
That's not it.
**[19:14] shio**
What isn't? Just so you know,
love is life's biggest waste of time.
**[19:20] shio**
All we should strive for is all-encompassing
**[19:22] shio**
*cleanliness.*
**[19:23] aoy**
No! That's not it at all!
**[19:26] aoy**
It's not love or anything like that!
**[19:29] aoy**
I just don't know why I was
okay with being touched!
**[19:36] sam**
*"Touched"? What's he talking about?*
**[19:38] gir**
*Who knows.*
**[19:39] shio**
* I guess if he's that insistent,*
* I'll believe him.*
**[19:43] shio**
*But, uh, he's getting stronger and stronger.*
**[19:53] team**
Clean, clean, A-o-ya-ma...
**[19:59] oda**
Master's doing his best, Yuu-chan!
**[20:01] yuu**
Odagiri, doesn't him asking you to
watch his match mean he likes you?
**[20:02] oda**
Master!
**[20:11] anno**
Fujimi High School takes the lead.
As expected, he's the scorer!
**[20:15] oda**
Master? And me?
**[20:26] zai**
What's he doing?
**[20:39] mok**
*I see.*
**[20:42] mok**
* Aoyama-kun has always wanted*
* to do all these things.*
**[20:49] yuu**
Why don't you just date already?
**[20:52] say**
What? You're not dating yet?
**[20:54] kir**
I thought you two were all lovey-dovey!
**[20:56] oda**
Uh, not really.
**[20:58] team**
What? Seriously?!
**[21:00] team**
You're not dating?
**[21:01] team**
You're not all lovey-dovey?
**[21:02] guy**
Oh, so they're not dating.
**[21:05] yos**
Hm...
**[21:05] tsu**
I have to spread this right away.
**[21:07] ---**
Aoyama's not dating her, apparently.
***SIGN*** Aoyama's not dating her
**[21:09] [SONG] txt**
I'm so relieved
**[21:10] [SONG] txt**
I believed!
***SIGN*** I'll cheer extra hard now~
***SIGN*** They weren't being
lovey-dovey, after all!!
**[21:14] girL**
Now that we know that, let's make some noise!
**[21:18] girL**
One, two!
**[21:19] girL**
Clean, clean, Aoyama!
**[21:23] girL**
Clean, clean, Aoyama!
**[21:23] zai**
Hey, Gotou, are you okay?
**[21:26] girL**
Clean, clean, Aoyama!
**[21:27] mok**
* I don't know if there are*
* any romantic feelings there.*
**[21:32] mok**
*But...*
**[21:34] mok**
* Maybe Aoyama-kun's just doing everything*
* he wants to do but can't with Odagiri-san.*
**[21:44] mok**
* Aoyama-kun! The fact you were*
* dying to do a high five is just...*
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[21:50] mok**
*...too cute!*
**[21:52] mok**
*It's too much!*
**[23:25] mok**
Cleaning, cleaning.
**[23:35] guy**
I love you.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Umeya-kun Is Very Patient
# 8 - Umeya-kun Is Very Patient
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:08] guy**
Whoa! Another throw from Umeya!
**[00:11] guy**
You're pretty good for a freshman.
**[00:14] ume**
Thanks.
**[00:15] guy**
But how will you deal with *this*?!
**[00:33] jin**
* You've done well to endure our rigorous*
* training regime to get to this point.*
**[00:36] jin**
*Your judo skills are the real deal.*
**[00:39] jin**
* I entrust Fujimi High School's*
* judo team to you!*
**[00:42] jin**
* The path to the top of Japan will*
* no doubt be rocky and punishing,*
**[00:46] jin**
*but I'm sure you can do it, Umeya Tsubasa!*
**[00:50] jin**
*I know...*
**[00:55] jin**
*I know that you can persevere!*
***SIGN*** #08
***SIGN*** Umeya-kun Is Very Patient
**[02:34] ume**
My name's Umeya. I'm a freshman, and I'm
joining the soccer team from today.
**[02:38] cap**
Umeya hasn't played soccer before,
so teach him what you can, guys.
**[02:43] all**
Yes, sir.
**[02:44] ume**
I may not be worthy, but I am
extremely grateful for your tutelage.
**[02:50] tsu**
This guy's so freakin' stiff!
**[02:55] jud**
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[02:58] jud**
Hold it right there!
**[03:03] jud**
What do you mean you're quitting
the judo team, Umeya?!
**[03:08] sak**
What's happening?
**[03:09] tsu**
Why is the judo coach here?
**[03:12] jud**
You were so serious about judo!
**[03:15] jud**
Why are you switching to soccer
all of a sudden?!
**[03:18] jud**
You *must* have felt yourself
improving and making great strides!
**[03:23] jud**
Wait, was it my cool teaching style?
**[03:28] jud**
Did you not like it?!
**[03:31] sak**
What?
**[03:32] tsu**
You mean overbearing, no?
**[03:33] yos**
I can't believe he's actually
asking that for real.
**[03:37] jud**
No... No! No! No!
**[03:39] jud**
I can see others doing this,
**[03:41] jud**
but it doesn't make sense for
someone with your perseverance!
**[03:51] ume**
I'll carry that for you.
**[03:53] jud**
What?!
**[03:55] jud**
*I-It can't be.*
**[03:56] jud**
* You, an avatar of academic and athletic*
* excellence, of austerity and fortitude,*
**[04:00] jud**
*are doing this for a* girl*?!*
**[04:03] mok**
Wh-Who are you?
**[04:05] jud**
I've lost all respect for you, Umeya!
**[04:08] jud**
As the judo coach, I cannot allow this!
**[04:11] jud**
I don't like it, but I'll have to
beat some sense into you!
**[04:18] all**
Whoa, the new guy threw him!
**[04:27] ume**
I'm sorry, sir, but my mind is made up.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[04:45] oot**
What do you think of the new guy?
**[04:48] sak**
What, you ask? It's dead obvious
that he has a thing for Gotou-chan.
**[04:53] tsu**
Poor guy.
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[04:55] tsu**
I mean, Gotou-chan's love
for Aoyama is unshakable.
**[05:02] sak**
He's giving her such a passionate stare,
but she hasn't even noticed...
**[05:07] yos**
He even quit judo, the sport
he'd been playing all his life.
**[05:12] zai**
Hey, new guy!
**[05:14] zai**
If you're here for some ridiculous reason,
**[05:17] zai**
haul your ass back
to the judo team right now!
**[05:20] zai**
We're serious about going to Nationals!
**[05:26] ume**
I'm serious, too.
**[05:28] zai**
That counts as "ridiculous"!
Look at me when I'm talking to you!
**[05:32] ish**
Nice shot, Aoyama!
**[05:38] ume**
Aoyama...
**[05:49] ume**
I'd like to face you, one-on-one.
**[05:55] tsu**
Oh, the new guy challenged Aoyama!
**[05:59] sak**
Well, this was to be expected, though.
**[06:03] tsu**
A newbie taking on Aoyama
is reckless behavior.
**[06:07] jud**
I don't know about that.
**[06:12] sak**
You're here again?
**[06:14] jud**
No matter how strong
an opponent Umeya's facing,
**[06:18] jud**
he never panics or gets discouraged.
**[06:20] jud**
And he refuses to give up to the very end.
**[06:27] zai**
So close, new guy!
**[06:29] tsu**
The tackle didn't work,
but I'm amazed he even caught up to him.
**[06:32] yos**
He's got amazing athletic ability.
**[06:34] miwa**
Seriously. And remember, he was doing
nothing but judo until yesterday.
**[06:38] miwa**
He's quick on the uptake.
**[06:40] jud**
He's the shining star of the judo team.
**[06:43] miw**
Actually, he's ours now.
**[06:52] jud**
Even if he's no match for his opponent now,
he'll definitely win in the end.
**[06:57] jud**
That's the kind of judo he champions.
**[07:01] tsu**
Wait, don't you have your own practice now?
What are you doing here?
**[07:05] jud**
Umeya! Come back to the judo team!
**[07:08] jud**
I'll always be waiting for your return!
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[07:15] miw**
His motivation may be questionable,
**[07:19] miw**
but he looks game-ready.
**[07:22] team**
A-o-ya-ma! Clean, clean!
**[07:26] team**
A-o-ya-ma! Love!
**[07:41] mok**
Wh-What is it?
**[07:46] mok**
*H-He's so tall.*
**[07:49] mok**
*I'm scared.*
**[07:53] ume**
I'm the new guy, Umeya Tsubasa.
**[07:58] ume**
I'll help.
**[07:59] mok**
Huh?
**[08:00] mok**
Th-Thank you.
**[08:05] sak**
Oh!
**[08:06] tsu**
What have we here?
**[08:07] yos**
He's making a move.
**[08:12] sak**
Looks like he plans to score brownie points
with Gotou-chan by helping her clean.
**[08:18] tsu**
But all that cleaning's for Aoyama
in the first place.
**[08:22] yos**
She's so admirable.
**[08:24] all**
Yep.
**[08:37] all**
Hey, Gotou-chan! This is the guy's bathroom!
**[08:40] mok**
I was cleaning Aoyama-kun's toile—
**[08:42] sak**
You can't come in
when there are people in here!
**[08:44] tsu**
You can't even when *nobody's* in here!
**[08:46] yos**
No girls allowed!
**[08:50] tsu**
Aoyama.
**[09:00] ume**
Good morning.
**[09:03] mok**
U-Umeya-kun?
**[09:12] ume**
I'll help.
**[09:15] mok**
U-Uh...
**[09:35] ume**
I'll help.
**[09:48] mok**
Umeya-kun, use these.
**[09:52] mok**
I mean, if you're barehanded,
your skin will get all rough.
**[09:54] mok**
I always carry a spare pair, anyway,
and they're cheap,
**[09:58] mok**
and they're too big for me,
but they should fit you.
**[10:02] mok**
You don't have to return them!
It's just as a thank you, or well...
**[10:07] mok**
I'm happy to have you helping me out.
**[10:18] ume**
Thank you.
**[10:22] all**
Huh.
**[10:23] all**
Huh.
**[10:24] all**
Huh.
**[10:25] sak**
He sure is relentless, isn't he?
**[10:27] tsu**
All that cleaning you're helping with
is something she does for Aoyama...
**[10:33] yos**
This is just so...
**[10:34] all**
Good luck, new guy!
**[10:37] all**
We're cheering for your love!
***SIGN*** Ardent Umeya Support Group
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[10:46] mok**
All right.
**[10:51] ume**
Gotou.
**[11:03] sak**
That Aoyama!
**[11:05] tsu**
He's cleaning the spot that
Gotou-chan's already cleaned!
**[11:14] ume**
Why do you like Aoyama so much?
**[11:17] mok**
Huh?
**[11:21] mok**
Well...
**[11:24] mok**
By the time I realized...
**[11:28] mok**
Before I knew it...
**[11:30] mok**
*I'd already started feeling this way.*
**[11:34] ume**
*I'm the same.*
**[11:48] ume**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[11:58] all**
A direct confrontation?!
**[12:04] ume**
Gotou's already cleaned that sink.
**[12:09] aoy**
I see.
**[12:11] aoy**
Thank you,
**[12:13] aoy**
Gotou Moka.
**[12:17] aoy**
But I can't relax unless I do it myself.
**[12:23] all**
You idiot!
**[12:25] aoy**
Four eyes-san.
**[12:26] tsu**
This is why you are just so...
**[12:29] all**
Yep.
**[12:30] tsu**
You're denser than lead!
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[12:31] ume**
Gotou.
**[12:34] ume**
Your feelings...
**[12:40] ume**
I'll help them come true.
***SIGN*** You just need to win in the end
***SIGN*** Umeya Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Umeya, come back to the judo team!
***SIGN*** Jinnai Daisuke
***SIGN*** Cat Festival
**[12:49] ume**
Aoyama, this weekend,
the zoo in Inugashira Park
**[12:54] ume**
is going to hold a cat festival
overflowing with cats.
**[12:59] ume**
Wanna come?
**[13:01] ume**
With Gotou and me?
**[13:04] ume**
This is it.
**[13:05] sak**
Four eyes, Yocchi...
What do you make of Umeya?
**[13:08] tsu**
I'm not sure.
**[13:12] yos**
He's supposed to like Gotou-chan,
**[13:15] yos**
but he's gone out of his way
to invite Aoyama to the zoo.
**[13:21] tsu**
Wait! That turd!
**[13:23] tsu**
Under the guise of rooting for her,
he'll force her into a bad decision.
**[13:27] tsu**
"Rejected!"
**[13:28] tsu**
Then he plans to console the brokenhearted
Gotou-chan and make her his own!
**[13:33] all**
That bastard!
**[13:36] tsiu**
He's so smart.
**[13:38] sak**
Yeah.
**[13:38] yos**
Isn't he just?
**[13:40] all**
Not the point!
That's not happening on our watch!
**[13:55] yos**
Looks like it's come to this.
**[13:57] sak**
As her seniors, we have no choice
but to protect Gotou-chan!
**[14:03] mok**
* I-I'm about to go on*
* a d-date with Aoyama-kun.*
**[14:09] mok**
*I'm so nervous, I could die at any moment!*
**[14:14] ume**
Aoyama.
**[14:20] ume**
I think it's still too early
to bring those out.
**[14:22] aoy**
Really?
**[14:27] ume**
The cat festival isn't starting for a while.
Why don't we go look at some other animals?
**[14:33] ume**
Gotou, you'll get lost
if you don't walk with us.
**[14:37] mok**
*Oh no, my old habit!*
**[14:45] aoy**
So huge.
**[14:48] aoy**
So tiny.
**[14:51] aoy**
It moved.
**[14:54] aoy**
It won't move.
**[14:56] sak**
What is it with them?
**[14:59] tsu**
Gotou-chan's looking at Aoyama,
and Umeya's looking at Gotou-chan.
**[15:02] yos**
Only Aoyama's actually
looking at the animals!
**[15:13] ume**
Gotou...
**[15:16] ume**
Since you're here with Aoyama and all,
why don't you talk to him?
**[15:21] mok**
I... I...
**[15:24] mok**
I-I'm so nervous, I don't know what to shay.
**[15:28] ume**
Don't worry.
**[15:30] ume**
Just tell him whatever is on your mind.
**[15:35] ume**
Be honest.
**[15:37] tsu**
I knew it!
**[15:39] tsu**
He's trying to make her
confess her feelings!
**[15:42] ume**
It's almost time for the cat festival.
***SIGN*** Cat Cat House
**[15:45] guy**
All right. This is the cat festival
where you can play with the cats!
**[15:49] guy**
Everybody, please enjoy
playing with all the kitties!
**[15:59] guy**
H-Hey! Please don't hog all the cats!
**[16:02] guy**
But this person's got some amazing
skills with those cat toys!
**[16:06] mok**
Cute.
**[16:16] oda**
Master!
**[16:18] aoy**
Odagiri Mio.
**[16:19] guy**
You, too! Please don't hog the cats!
**[16:24] oda**
Fancy meeting you here.
You're a cat person, too, huh?
***SIGN*** High five memory!
**[16:33] oda**
Heya.
**[16:37] mok**
Odagiri-san?
**[16:48] yos**
This is chaos.
**[16:52] tsu**
Umeya likes Gotou-chan, and she likes Aoyama.
**[16:56] sak**
The three of them were already a weird group.
**[16:58] sak**
Now, on top of that,
Odagiri's been thrown into the mix, too.
**[17:02] oda**
It was a real surprise to find out
that you like cats, master.
**[17:06] oda**
But they're so cute, aren't they?
**[17:08] mok**
*Odagiri-san really is cute.*
**[17:11] mok**
* And she's got a great figure to go*
* with her cheerful and energetic nature.*
**[17:16] oda**
I'm sorry.
**[17:19] mok**
*She can even touch Aoyama-kun.*
**[17:22] guy**
What the hell is this?
**[17:23] guy2**
Stop with the mushy stuff!
**[17:27] guy**
Huh? You got a problem?!
**[17:33] sak**
This is weird. Umeya's supposed
to be a whiz at judo.
**[17:42] mok**
*I need to protect Aoyama-kun!*
**[17:52] oda**
All right! Everybody, run!
**[18:03] oda**
That was so scary.
**[18:05] oda**
Gotou-san, you can run so fast!
You're amazing!
**[18:08] mok**
Huh? I'm not, uh, thank you!
**[18:12] mok**
* She's so nice. She's a thousand times*
* more suitable for Aoyama-kun.*
**[18:31] yuu**
*Could it be that he's...*
**[18:36] ume**
Before we leave,
shouldn't we have a go on those boats?
**[18:39] oda**
Count me in!
**[18:42] oda**
Let's go, Yuu-chan!
**[18:48] jud**
Umeya!
**[18:50] oda**
There!
**[18:55] oda**
Oh! Master!
**[18:58] ume**
I'm sorry, but please
don't interrupt those two.
**[19:03] oda**
Huh?
**[19:07] oda**
Wow!
**[19:09] yuu**
Hey, you like Gotou-san, don't you?
**[19:14] yuu**
Why are you trying to set them up?
**[19:23] mok**
*I...*
**[19:25] mok**
* I'm here with Aoyama-kun, but I haven't*
* been able to say a single word.*
**[19:32] mok**
*Being with me must be so boring.*
**[19:36] mok**
* I bet he would've preferred to*
* ride with Odagiri-san.*
**[19:42] ---**
*I...*
**[19:44] ume**
Hey, Gotou!
**[19:52] tsu**
What's going on?
**[19:53] tsu**
Dammit, we're too far away.
I can't hear anything!
**[19:55] tsu**
Faster, you guys!
**[19:57] sak**
Then you peddle, too!
**[20:02] ume**
How was today? Did you have fun?
**[20:11] mok**
*Umeya-kun...*
**[20:15] mok**
*Good luck.*
**[20:18] mok**
*Just tell him whatever is on your mind.*
**[20:26] moka**
A-Aoyama-kun.
**[20:30] ume**
*Be honest.*
**[20:33] moka**
I-I haven't been able to say anything all day,
**[20:39] moka**
but I really had a lot of fun today!
**[20:46] tsu**
Don't tell me...
**[20:49] tsu**
Is Umeya seriously rooting for those two?
**[20:53] mok**
I had fun!
**[20:56] aoy**
I see.
**[20:58] oda**
Fishies. Fishies.
**[20:59] yuu**
You...
**[21:01] ume**
I just want to protect her feelings.
**[21:07] yuu**
So you'd be fine if they dated?
**[21:10] ume**
Yes.
**[21:16] ume**
As long as I can be buried
alongside her, I'm fine.
**[21:20] yuu**
What kind of long-term plan is that?!
**[21:23] ume**
Not every couple is destined to marry.
**[21:27] ume**
I just have to be patient
until the time comes.
**[21:34] jud**
That's the man I put my
faith in: Umeya Tsubasa!
**[21:39] jud**
That's what I love about you!
Your unwavering perseverance!
**[23:28] mak**
I understand how you feel.
**[23:30] mak**
Right now, what the soccer team needs...
**[23:33] mak**
...is a training camp.
***SIGN*** Next time
***SIGN*** Miwa-chan Wants to Do a Training Camp
# 9 - Miwa-chan Wants to Do a Training Camp
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:00] miw**
Wait, Makio!
**[00:02] mak**
Right now, even the Inter-High
isn't a pipe dream for us.
**[00:05] miw**
But I also know that
we won't make it like this.
**[00:09] mak**
*I understand how you feel.*
**[00:15] miw**
You should know what our team needs.
**[00:20] mak**
*Right now, what the soccer team needs...*
**[00:23] mak**
*...is a training camp.*
**[00:25] TV**
*Next time, on* Soccer Boyfriend*:*
***SIGN*** Soccer
***SIGN*** Boyfriend
***SIGN*** That's It! Let's go to a training camp!
**[00:26] TV**
*"That's it! Let's go to a training camp."*
**[00:28] TV**
*Enjoy!*
***SIGN*** Happy
**[00:29] miw**
That's it! Let's go to a training camp!
***SIGN*** #09
***SIGN*** Miwa-chan Wants to
Do a Training Camp
**[02:07] all**
A training camp?!
**[02:08] ish**
A training camp, huh?
I guess we've never done one.
**[02:13] Oot**
There was no point since we were so weak.
**[02:16] tsu**
We've been miraculously lucky
to make it this far.
**[02:19] miw**
If we want to turn that miraculous luck
into deserved victories,
**[02:22] miw**
we must improve our skills, physical ability,
and mental strength at once.
**[02:28] zai**
Then we should just do it
at our summer villa.
**[02:31] miw**
That's my Kaocchi! You know what's up!
**[02:34] ish**
Zaizen.
**[02:35] zai**
No need to thank me.
Anything to make our team better.
**[02:39] ish**
Can I bring my girlfriend?
**[02:42] yos**
I want to bring my grandma.
**[02:44] sat**
I want to bring my dog and parakeet.
**[02:46] zia**
You guys are ridiculous! Just shut it!
**[02:50] aoy**
I won't go.
**[02:51] all**
Why not?!
**[02:53] sak**
Taking a bath together after practice!
**[02:57] sak**
Sleeping in a big pile in the hall!
**[02:59] sak**
Having secret pillow fights!
**[03:02] sak**
What could be better than that?!
**[03:05] aoy**
I don't want any of that.
**[03:08] zai**
Damn them all.
**[03:12] zai**
Welcome home, Daddy. You're back early.
**[03:15] dad**
That I am.
**[03:16] dad**
I heard you're going to a training camp.
**[03:19] zai**
Y-Yes.
**[03:21] dad**
You don't have any talent for soccer.
Going to a training camp is pointless.
**[03:28] dad**
You do know what I'm talking about, right?
**[03:31] dad**
I'll make the opponents' goal bigger.
**[03:34] zai**
Wha?
**[03:35] dad**
Then you'll be able to score lots more goals.
**[03:38] zai**
Hey, call the prime minister.
We're changing the rules of soccer!
**[03:41] kar**
Are you stupid?
**[03:43] kar**
You're coddling Brother far too much, Father.
**[03:49] zai**
Karin!
**[03:50] kar**
That said, going to Nationals is his dream.
**[03:54] kar**
I'll do all I can to help,
though it may not be much.
**[03:56] dad**
Karin.
**[03:59] dad**
You are so cute! The cutest in
the world, no, in the universe!
**[04:05] kar**
I'm already in 9th grade!
**[04:05] dad**
Fly my angel, fly!
**[04:07] kar**
Hey, put me down! Put me down!
**[04:09] dad**
I am so overwhelmed!
**[04:10] kar**
Hey! S-Stop!
**[04:12] dad**
Karin!
**[04:14] dad**
Who are you?
**[04:15] miw**
Kaocchi!
**[04:17] zai**
Coach? What are you doing here?
**[04:20] miw**
I decided to ask for your sister's help.
***SIGN*** Documentary Zaizen Kaoru & Aoyama-kun
**[04:30] sak**
What is this?
**[04:31] tsu**
The other clubs are coming, too?
**[04:33] kar**
I invited them.
**[04:36] kar**
I also arranged for a pro camera crew to
record you have the time of your life.
**[04:41] rik**
Where's Narita?
**[04:42] gir**
Who knows.
**[04:44] nar**
There's a limited-time sea quest
in *Monstrosity Hunter*.
**[04:46] nar**
I don't have time for a training camp.
**[04:49] moka**
Aoyama-kun isn't here.
**[04:51] sak**
Taking the bus would be hard for him.
**[04:54] tsu**
You're quite close to your neighbor.
**[04:56] yos**
He might be taking his bike.
**[04:58] tsu**
Or not come at all.
**[05:03] all**
Wh-What's happening?!
**[05:05] all**
A-Aoyama?
**[05:09] tsu**
What's going on?
**[05:11] all**
So bright!
**[05:13] yos**
He's cleaned it through and through!
**[05:15] zaI**
I'm glad you made it, Aoyama.
**[05:19] zaI**
What?
**[05:22] all**
That's...
**[05:23] all**
Fighter jets?
***SIGN*** Kaocchi,
you forgot something
**[05:27] zai**
Daddy—I mean, old man?
**[05:33] zai**
New cleats?
**[05:34] all**
Damn you, Richie Rich!
**[05:37] zai**
Thank you, Daddy.
***SIGN*** Super Effective Boy's
Cleaning Diaries
***SIGN*** I'll be waiting on location. -Dad
**[05:51] tsu**
I wonder why Aoyama
changed his mind about coming.
**[05:55] zai**
For the team, of course.
He knows how important this is.
**[06:04] mok**
* I'll be spending a night under*
* the same roof as Aoyama-kun.*
**[06:12] miw**
* I feel like this is diverging*
* from the training camp episode,*
**[06:17] miw**
*but whatever.*
**[06:19] miw**
* Going to a training camp with*
* the whole school should be fun.*
**[06:24] all**
Whoa!
**[06:27] ish**
I was expecting fancy, but...
**[06:30] oot**
This goes beyond my imagination.
**[06:32] kar**
Welcome. Let me show you to your rooms.
**[06:37] kar**
For Aoyama-sama, we have a single room
with a super potent air purifying machine.
**[06:43] zai**
So that's why you came?!
**[06:48] sak**
If this is what he gets,
our rooms should be great, too.
**[06:51] yos**
Yeah.
**[06:52] kar**
For the rest of you,
we have a Japanese-style room.
**[06:55] all**
Oh, nice!
**[06:58] kar**
This is it.
**[07:02] tsu**
K-Karin-chan, is this really it?
**[07:06] yos**
What happened to all the class and glamour?
**[07:08] kar**
My brother said that you all
wanted to sleep in a big pile.
**[07:14] all**
Zaizen!
**[07:15] zai**
Hey, it feels more like
a training camp this way.
**[07:18] zai**
I've always dreamed about having
a training camp in this kinda place.
**[07:22] kar**
I am delighted that one of your
dreams has come true, Brother.
**[07:31] miw**
You're late.
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[07:40] sak**
That's Gotou-chan for you.
Always sticks to her brand.
**[07:43] miw**
All right. Split into teams and practice.
**[07:46] ish**
What? On the beach?
**[07:48] miw**
On the sand, you lack a stable footing,
so it'll train your legs and core.
**[07:53] kar**
And the Zaizen Group will provide support
with its cutting-edge tech.
**[07:58] oda**
Master!
**[08:06] ish**
Yurippe.
**[08:10] all**
The beach is the best!
**[08:15] ish**
They have Aoyama on their side.
**[08:17] ish**
Let's just do our best, okay?
**[08:21] oot**
You're assuming we're gonna lose?
**[08:23] ume**
I like it.
**[08:25] ume**
The stronger the opponent,
the better the taste of victory.
**[08:31] ume**
Victory at all cost! Come on, Team Red!
**[08:34] all**
Fight!
**[08:36] oot**
Okay, I'm up for this now!
**[08:38] guy**
I feel like we can win!
**[08:39] ish**
H-Huh?
**[08:43] moka**
* Aoyama-kun refused to get in the pool,*
* but he's okay with the ocean?*
**[08:49] zai**
Aoyama, what are you doing?
**[08:52] zai**
We're starting!
**[08:58] ish**
Nice clearance, Umeya!
**[09:00] ish**
Not bad.
**[09:02] ish**
On the other hand...
**[09:04] ish**
Aoyama!
**[09:06] aoy**
Yes?
**[09:07] zai**
Put some slide tackles in or whatever!
Do *something* to get the ball!
**[09:11] aoy**
It would get sand on me.
**[09:13] kar**
Oh, don't worry about that.
**[09:15] kar**
This beach has purified sand
with an anti-bacterial coating.
**[09:19] aoy**
Well, everybody's been stepping on it.
**[09:22] zai**
You're saying our feet are dirty?!
**[09:26] miw**
Are you okay?
**[09:28] ish**
I think I twisted my ankle.
**[09:30] all**
Aoyama-kun!
**[09:31] ish**
*Yurippe!*
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[09:34] ish**
*She didn't even notice.*
**[09:37] moK**
Are you all right?
**[09:38] kar**
Please leave this to our sports doctor.
**[09:41] miw**
Gotou-chan, do you want
to go in for Ishikawa?
**[09:44] mok**
Huh?
**[09:45] ish**
Miwa-chan?
**[09:46] miw**
I know you always put in work
by yourself after practice.
**[09:50] sih**
*She noticed!*
**[09:54] mok**
I can play soccer with Aoyama-kun.
**[09:58] miw**
Want to join Team Red, then?
**[10:01] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:02] mok**
* After I joined a different middle school,*
* I had my parents buy me a soccer ball.*
**[10:08] mok**
*To make up for not being able to see you,*
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[10:09] mok**
* I spent those three years*
* kicking that ball every day.*
**[10:14] oot**
Gotou-chan!
**[10:16] mok**
Got it!
**[10:17] sak**
* Going hard on her would be mean.*
* I should be gentle.*
**[10:27] sak**
*Huh?*
**[10:30] miw**
She's good!
**[10:32] ish**
A Neymar-esque sombrero flick?!
**[10:35] tsu**
However!
**[10:36] yos**
You won't get past us!
**[10:40] zai**
Pathetic.
**[10:41] zai**
I'll stop her!
**[10:50] tsu**
Hey! Zaizen!
**[10:52] tsu**
She's a girl!
**[10:54] tsu**
This is the problem with muscle-heads!
**[10:56] zai**
Hey, I didn't touch her!
**[11:00] miw**
Malicia? She dove?
**[11:03] ish**
Where did she learn such a cunning move?
**[11:12] zai**
One-on-one against Aoyama?
**[11:18] sak**
Gotou-chan passed Aoyama!
**[11:24] sak**
What? Aoyama slid?!
**[11:30] sak**
Is it a foul?
**[11:32] ish**
No, Aoyama touched the ball!
**[11:35] miw**
It's not a foul.
**[11:37] zai**
Leave it to me!
**[11:43] zai**
What?
**[11:44] miw**
Kaocchi's terrible with his feet.
**[11:46] kar**
Terrible with his feet?
**[11:49] aoy**
Gotou Moka.
**[11:52] aoy**
Stop doing that. I don't like dirty plays.
**[11:57] mok**
I'm sorry.
**[12:00] aoy**
Your dribbling was good, though.
**[12:10] mak**
* Soccer comes first for me,*
* and you come second.*
**[12:15] all**
Thank you.
**[12:17] miw**
*Makio.*
**[12:20] mok**
*Just now, on the bottom of my foot,*
**[12:23] mok**
* however slight it might have been,*
* I felt Aoyama-kun's touch.*
**[12:28] mok**
Sensei, I'm glad I came to the training camp!
***SIGN*** Elegant
***SIGN*** Butler
***SIGN*** Zaizen Daddy
***SIGN*** Zaizen Karin
***SIGN*** Family!
***SIGN*** Takei Miwa
***SIGN*** Loves Shoujo Manga Third dan in Judo
***SIGN*** Spicy Photo!!
**[12:42] miw**
Make sure to warm up properly!
**[12:47] miw**
You there! Don't get distracted!
**[12:50] miw**
Bend and stretch, put your hands
on your knees and go round and round.
**[12:56] all**
Warming up is the best!
**[12:59] miw**
When you've touched the rock that you
can see in the sea, you come back.
**[13:03] oda**
I've always wanted to try
long-distance swimming.
**[13:06] oda**
First!
***SIGN*** Umeya
***SIGN*** Odagiri
***SIGN*** Zaizen
***SIGN*** Rest
**[13:24] ume**
We've been swimming for a while.
**[13:26] oda**
But we're not getting closer at all.
**[13:28] ume**
What's going on?
**[13:31] zai**
I'll go ahead, then!
**[13:33] oda**
Watch out!
**[13:41] zai**
A wall?!
**[13:43] oda**
I thought it was real, but it's a picture.
**[13:47] oda**
Amazing!
**[13:48] ume**
So that's a picture, too.
**[13:50] oda**
So we've been indoors all this time.
**[13:53] kar**
Exactly.
**[13:55] kar**
This is a dome that imitates nature,
tailor-made for Brother's training camp.
**[13:59] zai**
*Karin!*
**[14:01] kar**
* Using the Zaizen Group's*
* proprietary construction methods,*
**[14:03] kar**
* we were able to build a dome*
* with a one kilometer diameter.*
**[14:06] kar**
* And by aggressively using solar and other*
* renewable energy, we cut costs by 65%.*
**[14:11] [SONG] ---**
Costs Reduced By
**[14:13] [SONG] kar**
Patent Acquired
**[14:13] kar**
We even got a patent for it.
**[14:15] sak**
Even if it's for her brother...
**[14:17] tsu**
...the scale of it all is out of whack.
**[14:19] yos**
The Zaizen Group really is amazing.
**[14:22] kar**
Also, to help my brother
overcome his terrible footing,
**[14:27] kar**
we have one more contraption.
**[14:31] kar**
* Please do not worry. The waves are*
* localized to where my brother is.*
**[14:37] zai**
H-Hey!
**[14:46] kar**
Give it your best, Brother.
**[14:48] kar**
If you overcome this wave,
your footing should become more stable!
**[14:52] mok**
Um, when people say that
someone's terrible with their feet,
**[14:55] mok**
they actually mean that person
sucks at soccer.
**[15:00] mok**
Zaizen-san, in particular,
simply can't shoot at all.
**[15:03] yos**
Impressive.
**[15:05] sak**
This over-the-top sisterly love.
**[15:07] tsu**
Zaizen's got it rough, huh?
**[15:09] zai**
I'm so happy!
**[15:13] all**
He seems super satisfied!
**[15:19] all**
So tired.
**[15:22] sak**
After that, there was shooting practice.
**[15:25] tsu**
Dribbling practice.
**[15:27] yos**
We did all sorts of things,
but I'm too hungry to remember.
**[15:33] yos**
So hungry.
**[15:36] kar**
It's time to eat.
**[15:39] ---**
All right!
**[15:41] oot**
If it's Zaizen food,
it must be really delicious!
**[15:45] kar**
Of course.
**[15:51] kar**
Please enjoy.
**[15:55] yos**
A pea?!
**[15:56] tsu**
K-Karin-sama. Is this some kind of...
**[15:59] kar**
This is the ultimate meal, one grain
packed with every nutrient known to man.
**[16:07] kar**
The fruit of all of Zaizen Group's
research combined,
**[16:10] kar**
the jewel in our crown!
**[16:20] all**
Th-This is...
**[16:23] tsu**
It might be nutritious.
**[16:25] oota**
But it just doesn't make you feel full.
**[16:32] all**
What is this aroma?
**[16:41] miw**
Who are you?!
**[16:45] miw**
Jinnai-sensei?
**[16:55] all**
Let us eat!
**[17:04] all**
So full! So good!
**[17:09] sak**
What is it?
**[17:11] kar**
Time for some recreational fun.
**[17:13] miw**
We're holding a test of courage.
**[17:16] sak**
With just guys?
**[17:19] ish**
Sensei, can outsiders participate, too?
**[17:22] miw**
Sure.
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[17:25] kar**
We're all prepared.
**[17:27] kar**
If you press this button,
**[17:29] kar**
an ultra-powerful super computer that is
the pride and joy of the Zaizen Group
***SIGN*** Testing my courage with you
***SIGN*** Project lead: Zaizen Karin
**[17:33] kar**
will automatically pair people up
and display them here.
**[17:39] all**
K-Karaoke?
**[17:41] ---**
Wait, look at that.
**[17:43] ---**
It's starting to form teams!
***SIGN*** Tanaka Riku
***SIGN*** Satou Sakura Suzuki Yuuka Takahashi Misaki
***SIGN*** Nakamura Ren
***SIGN*** Kobayashi Moe
***SIGN*** Katou Shouta
***SIGN*** Nakamura Asuka
***SIGN*** Yuuta Suzuki Shou
***SIGN*** Takahashi Kaito
***SIGN*** Katou Manami
**[17:47] yur**
I hope I can be paired
with you and Aoyama-kun.
**[17:50] ish**
Yes, let's be a pair together with Aoyama.
**[17:53] oot**
That's not a pair. Not happening.
**[17:55] oda**
I hope we'll be paired up, Yuu-chan.
**[17:58] yuu**
I don't do ghosts, so I'll bail.
**[18:03] kar**
Now, then!
**[18:09] [SONG] txt**
Operating Room
**[18:11] zai**
Listen up, Aoyama.
**[18:12] zai**
Now that we've paired up,
**[18:17] zai**
no matter what happens, follow me...
**[18:20] zai**
Eek!
**[18:21] zai**
U-Until the end!
**[18:23] zai**
H-Hey.
**[18:36] mok**
Will we be okay?
**[18:38] oda**
Wow, amazing.
**[18:41] oda**
This is really well made.
**[18:43] moka**
*How is she not scared?*
**[18:45] oda**
Those Hollywood pros they flew in
really did their thing.
**[18:49] oda**
Shall we?
**[18:50] moka**
Yeah.
**[18:52] moka**
*I'm so glad I'm paired with Odagiri-san.*
**[19:03] mok**
*I won't let you sully Aoyama-kun!*
**[19:12] tsu**
G-Gotou-chan, swinging around
a bat like that is dangerous!
**[19:16] oda**
I'm starting to have fun.
***SIGN*** Nurse Station
**[19:25] guy**
The time has come.
We're going to use this opportunity...
**[19:29] guy**
to hug Aoyama-kun!
**[19:40] all**
Aoyama-kun!
**[19:49] mok**
Zaizen-san?
**[19:52] oda**
Leave him to me, Moka-chan!
You take care of the ghosts!
**[19:55] mok**
Got it!
**[19:57] tsu**
What is it with them?
**[19:59] tsu**
Aoyama only cares about cleaning,
**[20:02] tsu**
and Gotou-chan only cares about Aoyama.
**[20:05] yos**
Odagiri-chan isn't scared at all,
and Zaizen is too scared.
**[20:11] tsu**
Some test of courage.
**[20:31] zai**
I-I finally made it out.
**[20:33] zai**
Karin!
**[20:34] kar**
Brother.
**[20:37] kar**
I've been waiting for you.
**[20:40] ---**
Eek!
**[20:55] aoy**
It's finally clean.
**[21:01] ---**
That was fun, right?
**[21:13] kar**
Good.
**[21:26] miw**
Practice is good, but having fun is the best.
**[21:30] miw**
All right! I guess I'll check
my training camp answers now!
**[23:10] all**
All right!
**[23:12] tsu**
This is the fruit of our training camp!
**[23:18] aoy**
Kurata Kozue!
**[23:20] tsu**
Did Aoyama just...
**[23:23] Zai**
He just yelled, didn't he?
**[23:32] koz**
You seem well, Aoyama.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets
# 10 - Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:03] aoy**
Good work.
**[00:04] zai**
You, too. See you tomorrow.
**[00:06] aoy**
Yeah.
**[00:11] zai**
That reminds me...
**[00:16] (Flashback) koz**
You're looking well, Aoyama.
**[00:21] (Flashback) aoy**
Kurata Kozue, what are you doing in Japan?
**[00:31] zai**
I wonder who that woman was.
**[00:34] sak**
Who knows? Aoyama never talks about himself.
**[00:38] yos**
We don't know anything about him,
not even where he lives.
**[00:43] tsu**
I guess he's being extremely secretive
in order to keep his distance from people.
**[00:48] team**
Aoyama-kun, good work!
**[00:52] zai**
It looks like Aoyama has
more than just one secret.
***SIGN*** #10
***SIGN*** Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets
**[02:31] sak**
All right, there he goes.
**[02:34] sak**
Let's go!
**[02:35] tsu**
Team Discover Aoyama's Secrets: move out!
***SIGN*** This work is a piece of fiction. Please do not ride bikes like this!
**[02:43] zai**
Just so we're clear...
**[02:44] zai**
I'm only coming along because I'm worried
you three will get up to mischief.
**[02:48] zai**
It's not like I want to
know more about Aoyama.
**[02:51] all**
Sure, sure.
**[02:53] sak**
We'll be done for the day once
we found out where Aoyama lives.
**[02:57] sak**
Don't fall behind, Unit 2!
**[03:00] yos**
Go! Go! Go!
**[03:02] zai**
You've gotta be kidding me!
**[03:05] zai**
This is totally unfair!
***SIGN*** And definitely do *not* ride
in this pathetic manner!
**[03:15] tsu**
It's your fault for losing
at rock, paper, scissors.
**[03:17] sak**
If you have the breath to complain,
pedal harder!
**[03:20] zai**
Dammit!
**[03:21] tsu**
But I'm really interested to
know where Aoyama lives.
**[03:25] yos**
I picture him living in some model room
for a high-rise apartment block.
**[03:28] yos**
Something that doesn't feel homely at all.
**[03:30] sak**
Nah, I think his place will be more like
a mansion, with a butler and the works.
**[03:34] tsu**
I can see him gazing at a photo
of his daddy and sister in his room
**[03:38] tsu**
and saying "good night" to it
before he goes to sleep.
**[03:43] zai**
Are you guys talking about my place?!
How the hell do you even know that?!
**[03:47] sak**
What? You seriously do all that?
**[03:50] zai**
Huh? Where did Aoyama go?
**[03:54] tsu**
It's absolutely packed here.
**[03:56] sak**
Well, this *is* the shopping district.
**[04:01] tsu**
There! He got off his bike and
he's walking through the crowd!
**[04:06] sak**
Whoa, he's fast!
**[04:07] yos**
He's moving so fast that everyone else
looks like they're standing still!
**[04:11] sak**
Has he realized we're tailing him?!
**[04:14] tsu**
Don't lose him!
**[04:16] sak**
Excuse me, miss!
**[04:17] zai**
Oh, sorry!
**[04:19] yos**
This meat's so good.
**[04:21] zai**
Don't make yourself even heavier!
**[04:26] tsiu**
There he is! It's Aoyama!
**[04:28] zai**
He's already all the way over there!
**[04:34] all**
He jumped?!
***SIGN*** Kids at home:
Do *not* copy Aoyama!
**[04:41] zai**
No way.
**[04:42] sak**
Is he for real?!
**[04:47] sak**
He survived that?!
**[04:48] zai**
That monster.
**[04:58] zai**
Is he telling us not to follow him?
**[05:02] sak**
But why is he going to such lengths
to keep things about him concealed?
**[05:07] yos**
Maybe his home is his safe space?
**[05:10] tsu**
He wants to maintain a clean state,
leaving no information about him behind.
**[05:14] tsu**
He doesn't want anybody
to enter his personal space.
**[05:19] zai**
Well, it does sound like him, but even so...
**[05:24] zai**
We've come this far!
We can't retreat now!
**[05:27] all**
Zaizen!
***SIGN*** Kids at home:
Do *not* copy Zaizen!
**[05:35] sak**
Are you stupid, Zaizen?
There are stairs right here!
**[05:41] zai**
Can you give me a hand? I can't get up.
**[05:44] sak**
You deserve that for getting
carried away and jumping!
***SIGN*** Just don't do anything they're doing!
**[05:58] yos**
It's been quite a while
since we lost sight of him.
**[06:02] sak**
He might already be home.
**[06:07] yos**
You want to go in that store over there?
**[06:10] sak**
I'm hungry, so why not? Zaizen's treat.
**[06:14] zai**
Looks like I'll have to.
**[06:21] sak**
Aoyama!
**[06:31] sak**
That's too much food for just himself.
**[06:34] tsu**
It's enough to feed a family.
**[06:35] yos**
That means...
**[06:37] all**
*...the goal is in sight!*
**[06:40] all**
*Is that it?*
**[06:48] sak**
Huh?
**[07:00] sak**
Is this Aoyama's house?
**[07:02] yos**
It's nothing like we imagined.
**[07:05] tsu**
Well, then...
**[07:07] zai**
As if Aoyama would
ever let us in if we asked!
**[07:12] zai**
We're storming the place!
**[07:14] all**
Go! Go! Go! Go!
**[07:20] zai**
Aoyama!
**[07:27] zai**
Y-You're...
**[07:30] zai**
Ibuki Seigo?!
**[07:33] zai**
I heard you signed with the youth team
of a renowned Spanish club!
**[07:37] zai**
What are you doing in Aoyama's house?!
**[07:40] ibu**
No, this is my place.
**[07:44] zai**
Then why is Aoyama here making food?!
**[07:47] ibu**
Because I beat him in a match.
**[08:06] ibu**
Thanks for the food.
**[08:14] all**
So good, so good.
**[08:19] zai**
You lost? I can't believe it.
**[08:24] ibu**
He's been cooking for himself since he began
making the age-group national teams.
**[08:28] ibu**
We've been wagering
home-cooked meals ever since,
**[08:31] ibu**
and I've always eating his food like this.
**[08:35] ibu**
But you've really improved.
**[08:38] ibu**
One slip-up,
**[08:42] ibu**
and I wouldn't have been able to eat
today's chicken-and-egg rice bowl.
**[08:54] zai**
*They're going to have another match?*
**[08:57] zai**
*Oh, yeah. Where is Aoyama's house?*
**[09:01] zai**
*Save it for another day...*
***SIGN*** Ibuki Seigo
***SIGN*** National Youth Superstar!
***SIGN*** Earnest Childhood Friend
***SIGN*** Kurata Kozue
**[09:16] zai**
Hey! Aoyama!
**[09:23] mok**
Where are you going, Aoyama-kun?
**[09:25] mok**
Practice is about to start.
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[09:35] zai**
Aoyama! You're not skipping
practice, are you?!
**[09:37] mok**
Zaizen-san.
**[09:39] zai**
Gramps! Bring the car round front!
**[09:46] zai**
Follow that bike—I mean, Aoyama!
**[09:49] zai**
We're bringing him back!
**[09:50] mok**
U-Um...
**[09:52] zai**
You get in, too!
**[09:55] moka**
Where is Aoyama-kun going?
**[09:58] zai**
I don't know.
**[09:59] zai**
*It's not like he's going home.*
**[10:03] zai**
*Oh, that's Ibuki's house.*
**[10:07] zai**
*So he's not going there either.*
***SIGN*** Oshigami-Minami High School
**[10:14] tak**
What have we here? This is like the miracle
of the young girl falling from the sky.
**[10:20] tak**
So you've finally decided to join us, Aoyama?
**[10:26] kaz**
You came again.
**[10:33] zai**
So that's what's going on?
You sent the girl, Takechi!
**[10:38] tak**
Huh?
**[10:39] kaz**
Who are you?
**[10:40] zai**
Aoyama, I've lost all respect for you.
Falling for a woman's bait!
**[10:44] kaz**
What are you blabbering about?
**[10:45] zai**
Don't play dumb with me!
**[10:47] tak**
Stop making a scene.
**[10:48] zai**
Shut up!
**[10:49] zai**
You're the problem here!
**[10:50] ibu**
Hey, what's going on here?
**[10:52] mok**
Uh... Well, um, this is...
**[10:54] zai**
What? Do you want to see my abs?
**[10:56] zai**
Hell no, you ab-obsessed freak!
**[10:58] kaz**
Jeez, why can't you just
come straight to the field?
**[11:01] kaz**
Are you listening, Seigo?!
**[11:07] zai**
Why are you at Oshigami-Minami?
**[11:09] tak**
I don't know why, but Ibuki
will be playing for us now.
**[11:14] zai**
Seriously?
**[11:15] zai**
Wait, Aoyama!
**[11:17] zai**
You'd better not be thinking about joining
Oshigami-Minami because Ibuki is here!
**[11:20] tak**
What? Really, Aoyama?
**[11:22] zai**
Stop doing that!
**[11:24] ibu**
Ah, you see, I heard about
this soba place near here...
**[11:28] ibu**
I'm really picky about my soba.
**[11:28] [SONG] bag**
Soba Shop
**[11:32] okz**
He came back because he missed
Japanese food too much.
**[11:35] zai**
What?!
**[11:36] ibu**
Kozue came back with me, but her cooking's...
**[11:40] koz**
If you have a complaint, spit it out already!
**[11:42] moka**
A-Are you two going out?
**[11:46] koz**
We're just childhood friends!
**[11:48] [SONG] ---**
Soba Shop
**[11:49] ibu**
Here, try this soba stick.
**[11:52] mok**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[11:54] [SONG] ---**
Soba Shop
**[11:58] ibu**
Soba sticks are yummy.
**[12:06] aoy**
Ibuki-san...
**[12:09] aoy**
I'd like to have a 1-on-1 match.
**[12:14] ibu**
After delicious soba, I get a cocky upstart?
**[12:18] ibu**
Not the worst thing after a meal.
**[12:25] all**
So these are soba sticks, huh?
**[12:29] moka**
Are they always like this?
**[12:31] koz**
Yup, they always start a match.
**[12:34] koz**
They get along because they were
on the national team together.
**[12:37] tak**
I was there, too!
**[12:41] tac**
Takechi-san, please stop them!
**[12:44] tak**
No, let's have them play.
**[12:47] tak**
If it goes well, we might be able to get
Aoyama to join Oshigami-Minami as well.
**[12:52] tak**
If that happens, it'll be Takechi, Aoyama
and Ibuki forming a colossal front line.
**[12:58] tak**
The double crowns of summer and winter
nationals won't just be a dream, then!
**[13:01] tac**
Don't come crying if you get in trouble
for doing this 'cause Coach isn't here.
**[13:05] mok**
Aoyama-kun will win, right?
**[13:07] zai**
Yeah, I can't imagine Aoyama ever
losing to another high-school player.
**[13:13] ibu**
First to three.
**[13:15] ibu**
If you lose, you know my terms.
**[13:23] kaz**
For Seigo, Aoyama's easy prey.
**[13:33] zai**
What?!
**[13:37] zai**
Aoyama got beat?
**[13:38] moka**
No way.
**[13:43] ibu**
Looks like I've got
tonight's dinner in the bag.
**[13:49] tak**
Round 2!
**[13:53] ibu**
Beef bowl, tempura bowl, or pork bowl?
**[13:58] ibu**
No matter which I go for,
your seasoning is on point!
**[14:03] koz**
Terrible.
**[14:04] mok**
Huh?
**[14:08] ibu**
I've decided.
**[14:10] ibu**
Pork cutlet rice bowl!
**[14:19] aoy**
Let's call it a day.
**[14:22] zai**
Hey, now... It's over?
**[14:24] koz**
Seigo's really off today.
Aoyama noticed it, too.
**[14:29] zai**
That was him having an off day?!
**[14:31] tac**
Takechi-san, looks like you're going
to lose your spot as the team's striker.
**[14:35] tak**
What?!
**[14:38] zai**
What are you doing?
***SIGN*** Concentration
***SIGN*** Stamina
***SIGN*** Power
***SIGN*** Technique
**[14:40] [SONG] txt**
Speed
**[14:40] tak**
Ibuki Seigo is on another level.
All of his abilities eclipse Aoyama's.
***SIGN*** Aoyama
***SIGN*** Ibuki
***SIGN*** Technique
**[14:47] [SONG] txt**
Speed
***SIGN*** Concentration
***SIGN*** Stamina
***SIGN*** Power
***SIGN*** Zaizen
**[14:47] tak**
Incidentally, this is you.
**[14:50] zai**
What did you say?! You wanna go?!
**[14:53] zai**
I've had enough of your crap!
**[14:53] mok**
Zaizen-san, please stop.
**[14:56] tak**
Let me down!
**[14:57] zai**
Shut up!
**[14:57] mok**
*Aoyama-kun...*
**[15:06] ibu**
Kozue!
**[15:11] ibu**
Oh, it's you, Aoyama.
**[15:13] aoy**
I'm coming in.
**[15:16] ibu**
Sure.
**[15:19] aoy**
Did something happen?
**[15:24] ibu**
So good! You really are
a genius in the kitchen!
**[15:27] ibu**
Seconds, please!
**[15:30] aoy**
Please cheer up. There's no
point in winning like that.
**[15:39] ibu**
Kozue?!
***SIGN*** Takechi
**[15:44] ibu**
Oh, it's Takechi.
**[15:46] ibu**
Nah.
**[15:50] aoy**
So Kurata Kozue's the reason for it?
**[15:53] ibu**
I put mayonnaise on it.
**[15:56] ibu**
Kozue's food is always lightly seasoned.
**[16:03] (Flashback) ibu**
*Mayonnaise heaven!*
**[16:06] ibu**
She found out.
**[16:09] (Flashback) koz**
Why did you do that? Are you stupid?!
**[16:12] (Flashback) ibu**
I put it on because I wanted
to enjoy the meal my way!
**[16:16] (Flashback) ibu**
Besides, it's because
your cooking sucks!
**[16:27] aoy**
So you were dumped.
**[16:29] ibu**
Not dumped! She's just in a bad mood!
**[16:34] ibu**
I can see everything in soccer so clearly,
but with girls, I have no freaking clue!
**[16:40] ibu**
Please, Aoyama! Help me make up with Kozue!
**[16:47] aoy**
All right.
**[16:48] ibu**
Really?!
**[16:50] aoy**
Call Kurata Kozue.
**[16:52] ibu**
Huh? What for?
**[16:56] aoy**
A date.
**[17:01] koz**
* Why does he want to go on*
* a date all of a sudden?*
**[17:05] koz**
* And why did I dress up like this?*
* Why am I getting my hopes up?*
**[17:09] ibu**
Sorry, did you wait long?
**[17:10] koz**
N-Not really.
**[17:13] koz**
*Huh?!*
**[17:14] ibu**
Hey.
**[17:17] (Flashback) aoy**
If Kurata Kozue is mad, you should
go meet her while wearing this.
**[17:22] (Flashback) ibu**
Huh? That?
**[17:25] (Flashback) ibu**
Why do you even have that?
**[17:27] (Flashback) aoy**
Cats heal people. I'm sure
this would also calm her anger.
**[17:34] ibu**
* Rather than calm her, I feel*
* like she's getting even angrier.*
**[17:39] ---**
I-Ibuki...
**[17:43] koz**
*Nutritional science, first-class recipes,*
**[17:47] koz**
* nutritional science for athletes,*
* food and nutrition...*
**[17:53] ibu**
Kozue.
**[17:54] koz**
Wh-What is it?
**[17:56] ibu**
I'm sorry about the other day.
**[17:58] ibu**
It wasn't right,
after you'd put in all that effort.
**[18:00] koz**
* Exactly. My cooking isn't lightly*
* seasoned because I'm useless in the kitchen.*
***SIGN*** Nutritional Science for Athletes
***SIGN*** First Class Recipes
**[18:05] koz**
* It's because I carefully*
* calculate nutritional values,*
**[18:07] koz**
*keeping Seigo's health and future in mind!*
**[18:10] koz**
* If he puts mayo on it,*
* all those calculations go to waste!*
**[18:18] ibu**
This isn't much, but here...
**[18:21] koz**
*Seigo got me a present?*
**[18:23] koz**
*Does this mean he understands what I'm doing?*
**[18:27] koz**
Can I open it?
**[18:29] ibu**
S-Sure.
**[18:33] (Flashback) ibu**
A present?
**[18:34] (Flashback) aoy**
Yes.
**[18:35] (Flashback) ibu**
You're a genius! And what should I get her?
**[18:39] (Flashback) aoy**
Let's see...
***SIGN*** Introduction to Cooking
***SIGN*** You can do it even if you're not good!!
**[18:44] koz**
What's this supposed to be?
**[18:47] ibu**
Even if you're not good, if you put
in the effort, you can improve.
**[18:50] koz**
I don't need this! Are you mocking me?!
**[18:53] aoy**
It's a good book, though.
**[18:54] ibu**
Ow!
**[18:55] zai**
Ow!
**[18:59] ibu**
Hey, Aoyama, I feel like Kozue is
getting angrier by the minute.
**[19:04] aoy**
Let's move on to the next phase.
***SIGN*** Futsal Court
**[19:09] koz**
A futsal court?
**[19:12] ibu**
You go change, too.
**[19:16] koz**
Wait a second...
**[19:17] ibu**
Let's go, Kozue!
**[19:20] koz**
As if I could ever beat you at soccer!
**[19:23] ibu**
It's futsal.
**[19:24] kozu**
It's the same!
**[19:24] aoy**
* Playing together brings you closer.*
* That's the power of sport.*
**[19:29] koz**
You soccer-obsessed idiot!
I've had it with you!
**[19:34] koz**
*Why do you think I went to Spain with you?!*
**[19:40] koz**
* Why do you think I was making you*
* lightly seasoned food?!*
**[19:45] koz**
* Why do you think I came to*
* the same school as you?!*
**[19:49] koz**
*It's all because I love you,*
**[19:54] koz**
*because I love the way you love soccer.*
**[19:59] koz**
* And because I wanted to*
* try to help you with that!*
**[20:03] koz**
*Why can't you...*
**[20:08] koz**
*understand that?!*
**[20:15] koz**
Huh?
**[20:18] aoy**
It looks like you two are
feeling a bit better again.
**[20:24] ibu**
This guy.
**[20:28] koz**
*It always ends up like this.*
**[20:32] koz**
*I knew this all along.*
**[20:34] koz**
*Seigo doesn't understand me at all.*
**[20:37] koz**
*He'll probably never change.*
**[20:41] ibu**
All right! I win!
**[20:45] ibu**
You've got a long way to go!
**[20:49] koz**
Seigo.
**[20:52] koz**
I brought some food.
If you want, you can eat it.
**[20:57] koz**
Just so you know, the seasoning is—
**[20:59] ibu**
So good!
**[21:02] ibu**
Kozue, this is good!
**[21:07] koz**
Seigo, I'm sorry I got mad.
**[21:10] ibu**
Huh? What's gotten into you now?
**[21:14] koz**
Well, you're eating my food
so enthusiastically...
**[21:20] ibu**
You know how it is...
**[21:22] ibu**
When you're hungry, everything tastes good!
**[21:27] koz**
You jerk!
**[21:30] ibu**
What now? I don't get you!
**[21:33] koz**
I'm so breaking up with you!
**[21:34] ibu**
Hey, where are you going?
**[21:36] ibu**
Kozue? Kozue-chan?!
**[21:38] aoy**
I'll win next time.
**[21:41] zai**
* It's not just his house. Everything*
* about Aoyama is a mystery.*
**[23:28] tea**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[23:29] sak**
Huh?
**[23:35] sak**
I can hear them.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed
# 11 - Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:02] ish**
Nice shot, Aoyama!
**[00:03] team**
A-o-ya-ma-kun!
**[00:06] sat**
Sakai!
**[00:10] girl**
Good luck, Sakai-senpai!
**[00:16] girl**
You're amazing! Yay!
**[00:18] girl**
Sakai-senpai!
**[00:22] girl**
He's blushing! How cute!
**[00:23] tada**
Why are they getting all
worked up over Sakai?
**[00:26] tada**
They don't even do that for me,
and I'm freakin' hot!
**[00:29] tsu**
Dude, you're actually in our league.
**[00:32] yos**
I wonder why he's so popular
all of a sudden.
**[00:34] tsu**
Come to think of it,
he's changed his hairstyle.
***SIGN*** #11
***SIGN*** Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed
**[02:12] tsu**
Heya.
**[02:15] tsu**
Huh? Sakai isn't here.
**[02:18] tsu**
Hey, Aoyama, have you seen Saka—
**[02:19] sak**
It's me.
**[02:30] tsu**
Stop trying to look cool!
**[02:32] yos**
What's with that hair? You look like Aoyama!
**[02:35] yos**
Is this a wig? Is it?
**[02:40] sak**
I've always had hair like this.
**[02:46] sak**
I'm gonna go on ahead.
***SIGN*** I ♥
Sakai
**[02:52] tad**
Aren't there more of them now?
**[02:54] yos**
Looks like it.
**[02:56] tsu**
Is he trying to get on
the "handsome team"?
**[02:59] girls**
Sakai-kun!
**[03:03] girls**
Good luck, Sakai-kun!
**[03:06] girls**
Oh, my God!
**[03:07] all**
We won't tolerate defectors!
**[03:10] all**
Triple sliding tackle!
**[03:16] girl**
So cool!
**[03:18] sak**
Huh?
**[03:20] sak**
Are you trying to be mops?
**[03:21] [SONG] txt**
Mop Team
**[03:23] sak**
Thanks for cleaning the field.
**[03:33] (Flashback) girl**
Sakai-kun, you're so cool!
Please go out with me!
**[03:43] girl**
U-Um, Senpai...
**[03:44] yos**
Huh?
**[03:45] tsu**
What?!
**[03:47] girl**
I-I baked these in class.
If you want them...
**[03:56] sak**
Thanks.
**[04:02] tsu**
How dare you?!
**[04:05] sak**
You guys want some?
**[04:06] yos**
Ha, you wish!
**[04:07] tsu**
We're going to eat them all!
**[04:09] girls**
Sakai-senpai!
**[04:11] girls**
Please have these!
**[04:12] girls**
Please eat mine, too!
**[04:15] sak**
Thanks!
**[04:18] girl**
Sakai's looking good lately.
**[04:20] girl**
You said it, girl.
**[04:27] yos**
Sakai's changed, huh?
**[04:30] tsu**
No, he couldn't have changed that quickly!
**[04:33] ---**
Right?
**[04:35] tsu**
We're going to unearth the real Sakai!
**[04:37] girls**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[04:40] girls**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[04:53] tsu**
Sakai! Come on, Sakai!
**[04:57] tada**
There it is!
**[04:58] yos**
Fujimi's specialty: butt keepie-uppie!
**[05:01] tsu**
* What do you say now, Sakai?!*
* We're serving up your favorite: butt jokes!*
**[05:04] tsu**
*Surely you can't resist the urge!*
**[05:13] sak**
You're so silly.
**[05:20] girls**
So smooth!
**[05:22] tsu**
Sakai...
**[05:23] tsu**
Come back, Sakai! Come home, Sakai!
**[05:27] yos**
Why? How did this happen?!
**[05:29] girl**
Oh, Sakai-senpai!
**[05:33] girl**
Um...
**[05:37] girl**
I-I'm in love with you.
**[05:40] girl**
I'm serious! Please go out with me.
**[05:42] girl**
No, with me!
**[05:43] girl**
Huh?!
**[05:44] girl**
What's your deal?
**[05:46] girl**
Hey!
**[05:50] yos**
I'm sad to say that Sakai's
gone over to the other side.
**[05:55] yos**
Let's at least see him off.
**[05:58] girl**
Since when do you like him?
**[05:59] sak**
I'm sorry.
**[06:01] sak**
I can't.
**[06:03] all**
What?!
**[06:03] both**
What's this?
**[06:05] sak**
I... I...
**[06:10] both**
Sakai!
**[06:11] sakI**
I can't belong to just one person.
**[06:18] sakI**
I'm everyone's Sakai!
**[06:23] all**
So cool!
**[06:27] both**
Oh, really now.
***SIGN*** Sakai's
Poetry
Reading
**[06:34] sak**
"The world is beautiful."
**[06:36] sak**
"Why, you ask?"
***SIGN*** Poetry by Moi
**[06:40] sak**
"Because I exist."
***SIGN*** Poetry by Moi
**[06:43] sak**
"Now, come into the Sakai fold."
**[06:50] tsu**
He really is in a faraway place now.
**[06:53] yos**
Yeah.
**[06:54] both**
Sakai...
**[07:00] ish**
Sakai scored again!
**[07:03] girls**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[07:05] yos**
Impressive.
**[07:06] tad**
But what about all that nonsense?
**[07:10] zai**
If our team gets stronger
for it, I welcome it.
**[07:13] tsu**
Zaizen!
**[07:15] zai**
If one of our defenders can score,
it definitely helps the team.
**[07:20] tsu**
But you know...
**[07:21] tada**
Right?
**[07:23] zai**
Sakai. Don't worry about those guys.
**[07:26] zai**
You just keep on scoring goals,
left, right, and center!
**[07:30] zai**
Let's storm the Nationals together!
**[07:32] sak**
Zaizen, you should know this about me.
**[07:36] sak**
I don't give a damn about Nationals.
**[07:39] sak**
All I want to do is score!
**[07:42] zia**
Huh?
**[07:44] sak**
So switch positions with me!
**[07:45] sak**
From now on, I'll be a forward!
**[07:47] zai**
What?!
**[07:48] miw**
That sounds like a good idea,
Sakai playing up front.
**[07:50] zai**
Coach!
**[07:53] sak**
I can hear the voice of the God of Soccer.
**[07:57] god**
Score goals! Go! Go! Go!
**[08:00] sak**
He's whispering to me,
telling me to score goals!
**[08:00] god**
Score goals! Go!
**[08:04] zai**
*I'm actually starting to get pissed now!*
**[08:06] zai**
*I've been a forward my entire life.*
**[08:17] ish**
Sakai again!
**[08:18] tad**
He's unstoppable!
**[08:18] girls**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[08:23] sak**
I can hear it. I can hear it!
**[08:26] sak**
Thanks for missing the ball for me.
**[08:29] miw**
The desire to be attractive and stand out
has turned Sakai into a goal poacher.
**[08:37] tsu**
Sakai's actually amazing.
**[08:39] yos**
He looks every inch a striker.
**[08:42] tsu**
And...
**[08:43] both**
This Sakai might actually
be funny in his own way!
**[08:48] miw**
Converting Sakai into a forward
might not be a bad move.
**[08:51] zai**
What?
**[08:53] zai**
* At this rate, I really*
* might lose my position.*
**[08:55] Both**
Sakai of the world! Sakai of the world!
**[08:58] Both**
Beautiful!
**[09:00] zai**
This is when I need...
**[09:02] zai**
...Aoyama!
**[09:05] zai**
There it is!
**[09:06] zai**
I need to score!
**[09:10] god**
Go! Go! Go!
**[09:12] god**
Sakai!
**[09:15] sak**
Aoyama!
**[09:17] sak**
Thanks!
**[09:18] all**
Sakai!
**[09:21] aoy**
Nice shot, Sakai-san.
**[09:23] zai**
*What? Even Aoyama?!*
**[09:26] tsu**
Sakai!
**[09:27] yos**
He's the real deal!
**[09:28] zai**
*At this rate... At this rate...*
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** A cleaning hero
born in Germany
***SIGN*** Eliminates stains with just water
**[09:34] ann**
Fujimi High School scores!
**[09:37] all**
We made it to Nationals!
**[09:40] zai**
Hooray, hooray.
**[09:43] mok**
Hooray, hooray.
**[09:44] zai**
Hooray, hooray, amazing.
**[09:46] mok**
Hooray, hooray.
**[09:47] zai**
*I* cannot *do this!*
**[09:49] girls**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[09:51] girls**
Amazing Sakai!
**[09:53] girls**
Go!
**[09:55] zai**
I heard it, too.
**[09:57] zai**
That whisper you were talking about.
**[10:02] tad**
What's wrong with you, Zaizen?
Don't mark your own teammate!
**[10:06] zai**
When he gets a sniff of a chance, I'm going
to steal the ball from under his nose!
**[10:11] sak**
I heard that.
**[10:14] ish**
A smart pass from Aoyama!
**[10:19] tad**
What are they doing?!
**[10:22] zai**
*Even if people decry me as acting dirty,*
**[10:24] zai**
* my dream is to take Fujimi*
* High School to the Nationals!*
**[10:28] zai**
*And it goes without saying...*
**[10:30] zai**
*...with me on the field!*
**[10:36] ref**
Goal!
**[10:38] ann**
Fujimi High School scores a fifth goal!
**[10:41] girls**
Sa-ka-i of the world!
**[10:43] girls**
D-D-D-Dash! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[10:48] cam**
That number 3's amazing, too.
**[10:50] cam2**
I didn't know Fujimi had a forward like him.
**[10:54] cam**
Oh, speaking of which, where's that big guy?
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** Kanehira
**[10:57] cam2**
More importantly, over here!
**[11:00] miw**
Now that we have a buffer...
**[11:02] miw**
Kaocchi, I think you can
start warming up now.
**[11:06] zai**
Sure.
***SIGN*** I know that I'm the one true hot guy
***SIGN*** Tada Hikaru
***SIGN*** [Spot the 5 Differences]
***SIGN*** A quiet fool
***SIGN*** Satou Kiyoshi
**[11:16] dad**
Kaoru, I heard that you weren't
in the starting eleven today.
**[11:23] dad**
As the eldest son of the Zaizen family,
you have to always be at the top.
**[11:27] dad**
If you don't make it back into the
starting lineup by the next match,
**[11:31] dad**
you will give up soccer altogether.
**[11:36] zai**
This is bad!
**[11:37] zai**
I'm standing on the edge
of the abyss. So please!
**[11:42] zai**
Teach me how to play soccer!
**[11:44] zai**
I'm begging you, Gotou!
**[11:45] mok**
Huh?
**[11:48] mok**
But... why me?
**[11:52] zai**
I mean, Coach is a judo nut.
And our captain's like *that*...
**[11:57] zai**
Our pivotal player, Aoyama, isn't really
the type to teach anyone anything.
**[12:01] zai**
And learning from an underclassman is kinda...
**[12:05] mok**
*But I'm a first-year, too!*
**[12:07] zai**
That's why I thought of you and
how you played at the training camp.
**[12:10] zai**
I will do anything to get better!
**[12:14] zai**
So please, Gotou!
**[12:19] mok**
S—
**[12:21] Zai**
"S—"?
**[12:22] mok**
Starting lineup or not, it doesn't give
your father grounds to make you quit.
**[12:27] mok**
I don't know if I can help you,
**[12:30] mok**
but making the clubhouse and players
shine is all part of the manager's job!
**[12:35] mok**
If I'm good enough, I will help.
**[12:38] ish**
Is Zaizen going to be okay?
**[12:41] miw**
Kaocchi's weakness is that he's absolutely
terrible at shooting with his feet.
**[12:46] miw**
In order to get back among the starters,
he has to stamp out that weakness.
**[12:51] miw**
It'll all come down to Kaocchi's efforts.
**[12:55] miw**
It's so bright.
**[12:57] ish**
Huh? There's so many more lights...
***SIGN*** Give it
your best,
Kaocchi!
- Dad
**[13:05] mok**
E-Every single goal you've
scored has been headed.
**[13:09] zai**
I'm confident in my heading ability.
**[13:11] mok**
Turn that on its head, and it means
every other part of your game is abysmal.
**[13:14] zai**
If you focus on improving your strengths,
you can wipe out your shortcomings!
**[13:18] zai**
That's what my dadd—my father says.
**[13:21] mok**
You lost your starting spot!
They're clearly not wiped out!
**[13:26] mok**
First, let's start with ten shots from here
and get you up to a 50 percent hit rate.
**[13:33] zai**
Really? 50 percent?
**[13:35] mok**
Yes.
**[13:37] zai**
You're a tough taskmaster, Gotou.
**[13:41] mok**
This is shockingly easy!
**[13:46] guy**
Ow!
**[13:46] zai**
Sorry!
**[13:49] mok**
Two goals from ten shots.
**[13:52] mok**
It makes sense that you can't score
with your feet in a match.
**[13:58] mok**
* His form isn't bad, so how*
* can he be this terrible?*
**[14:03] zai**
Well, then...
**[14:05] zai**
Let's call it a day.
**[14:08] mok**
Wh-Wh-Why are you heading home already?!
**[14:13] zai**
The number of chances
you get in life are limited.
**[14:17] mok**
Huh?
**[14:18] zai**
In order to seize them...
**[14:22] (Flashback) dad**
If you don't practice with the mindset
that it's the real deal, there's no point!
**[14:26] zai**
...is what my dadd—my father says.
**[14:29] mok**
*I-I see.*
**[14:31] zai**
See ya.
**[14:32] mok**
No, no, no, no, no!
**[14:34] mok**
That mindset is what's holding you back!
**[14:37] zai**
Huh? I can try again?
**[14:39] mok**
Yo, do it already.
Until you get up to 50 percent!
**[14:43] zai**
Okay! Okay! Okay!
**[14:45] dad**
Jeeves.
**[14:46] jee**
Yes, Master?
**[14:48] dad**
Isn't Kaoru back yet?
**[14:50] jee**
I believe he's committed himself
to a spot of secret training, sir.
**[14:54] dad**
Secret training?
**[14:57] zai**
There!
**[14:59] zai**
There!
**[15:01] mok**
It's no good. He's not getting any better!
**[15:05] dad**
Hey, Kaoru.
**[15:08] dad**
I've been watching for a while.
**[15:09] dad**
You've practiced until this hour, but your
shots haven't improved in the slightest.
**[15:17] dad**
However! There is no shortcut to success!
**[15:24] zai**
Dadd—Father.
**[15:26] mok**
Sir!
**[15:27] dad**
But on this occasion...
**[15:31] dad**
I *will* get you back in the starting eleven!
**[15:34] dad**
Where's the coach?
**[15:35] zai**
Daddy!
**[15:39] zai**
Daddy...
**[15:41] dad**
Kaocchi!
**[15:43] mok**
You...
**[15:45] mok**
...absolute...
**[15:46] mok**
...idiots!
**[15:48] mok**
This is exactly why we're in this situation!
**[15:52] zai**
Ow.
**[15:55] Mok**
I see now.
**[15:58] Mok**
My methods were completely wrong.
**[16:01] dad**
K-Kaocchi, who is she?
**[16:05] zai**
Gotou.
**[16:08] mok**
Back to work.
**[16:09] zai**
Y-Yes, miss!
**[16:25] mok**
Again.
**[16:28] dad**
Um, it's already past dinnertime,
so could we maybe call it—
**[16:41] mok**
You got half in!
**[16:44] dad**
You did it.
**[16:46] zai**
Daddy!
**[16:47] dad**
Kaocchi!
**[16:48] zai**
Daddy!
**[16:49] dad**
Kaocchi!
**[16:51] mok**
Okay, not yet. Ten more reps.
**[16:58] girls**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[17:00] girls**
Amazing Sakai!
**[17:04] tsu**
He's on fire again.
**[17:06] sak**
I can hear it today, too.
**[17:09] girl**
Yes! Amazing!
**[17:11] sak**
All right!
**[17:12] sak**
How about this?
**[17:17] girl**
Huh? What's this?
**[17:19] sak**
*I can hear it! I can hear it!*
**[17:22] sak**
*The whisper telling me to go score!*
**[17:26] zai**
*I'll show you the fruits of my training!*
**[17:29] god**
Oh? You're not Aoyama?
**[17:33] sak**
Huh?
**[17:33] god**
I made a mistake. Sorry. Sorry.
**[17:39] sak**
Huh?
**[17:40] sak**
What?!
**[17:45] zai**
It was all a misunderstanding?!
**[17:48] sak**
Y-Yeah, just how I planned it.
**[17:52] sak**
I can hear the whispers
of the God of Soccer!
**[17:56] yos**
Sounds like those whispers keep on coming.
**[18:02] sak**
I can hear it!
**[18:02] sak**
I can hear!
**[18:06] ish**
Hm?
**[18:09] sak**
* What's going on? I can't*
* hear the whispers anymore.*
**[18:13] tsu**
Don't worry, Sakai!
**[18:17] tsu**
If you can't score, just come back to us!
**[18:20] all**
Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on!
**[18:22] sak**
What?!
**[18:26] sak**
This is bad!
**[18:27] (Flashback) all**
Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on!
**[18:31] (Flashback) all**
S-S-Sakai, come back to us!
**[18:35] (Flashback) all**
The village of rejects is fun.
**[18:38] (Flashback) all**
Hey!
**[18:38] sak**
Dammit!
**[18:40] sak**
I never want to go back there!
**[18:48] tsu**
Huh? You changed your hair back?
**[18:53] tsu**
Why don't you just come back, Sakai?
**[18:56] yos**
Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on!
**[18:59] sak**
* If I embrace being Aoyama, both physically*
* and mentally, I should awaken again!*
**[19:05] girl**
Sakai-senpai!
**[19:07] sak**
*I need to be cool towards my fans, too.*
**[19:09] tsu**
He's just going to ignore them?
**[19:11] tsu**
That's boring!
**[19:16] tsu**
The awakened Sakai was fun,
but a cool one is boring!
**[19:23] sak**
Could you please refrain from pantsing me?
**[19:26] tsu**
What?!
**[19:27] miw**
No, seriously, pull his pants back up!
**[19:30] sak**
*I have to accelerate my Aoyama-fication.*
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[19:34] mok**
Huh? I... what?
**[19:37] sak**
As you can see, I'm trying
to become Aoyama right now.
**[19:42] mok**
Since you're nothing like him
whatsoever, I didn't realize.
**[19:46] sak**
What?!
**[19:48] sak**
I imitated him and awoke as a goal poacher!
**[19:58] sak**
So if I can fully transform into
Aoyama, I can once again—
**[20:02] sak**
Shut up!
**[20:06] sak**
I'm begging you, Gotou-chan!
**[20:08] sak**
What do I need to do to get closer to Aoyama?
**[20:11] sak**
I want to go back one more time!
**[20:13] sak**
To that shining version of myself!
**[20:17] mok**
U-Um, Sakai-san...
**[20:20] all**
The new victory dance!
**[20:21] mok**
If you're joking, stop right now.
**[20:26] mok**
Are you trying to defile Aoyama-kun?!
**[20:35] saK**
I can't hear it!
**[20:36] ish**
What are you doing, Sakai?
**[20:38] ish**
He's not on his game today, either.
**[20:49] zai**
Yeah!
**[20:51] zai**
Gotou!
**[20:53] god**
Aoyama!
**[20:56] sak**
*Please! Hear! Hear it!*
**[21:01] all**
Gola, golazo!
**[21:03] sak**
*There!*
**[21:05] all**
Vai! Gola, golazo!
**[21:10] all**
Gola, gola, golazo!
**[21:13] all**
Gola, gola, golazo!
**[21:16] all**
Vai! Go, go, go, golazo!
**[21:23] girl**
What is he doing? Gross!
**[21:26] girl**
That's so lame!
**[21:28] miw**
Sakai has reverted to his stooge form,
so I guess Kaocchi will be our striker again.
**[21:33] ish**
Yes.
**[23:09] zai**
Hey.
**[23:10] zai**
What's the commotion? Did something happen?
**[23:13] tad**
That.
**[23:15] zai**
Who are those men talking to Aoyama?
**[23:19] ish**
People from the youth division.
**[23:21] tad**
Here to scout.
**[23:23] zai**
What?
**[23:26] ish**
Aoyama might quit the team.
**[23:30] zai**
What's *that* supposed to mean?!
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** The Reason Behind Aoyama-kun's Choice
# 12 - The Reason Behind Aoyama-kun's Choice
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:02] zai**
Hey, those men are back again.
**[00:06] tsu**
Well, if you think about it,
Aoyama is a national age-group player.
**[00:10] sak**
It's not surprising they'd
show up to scout him.
**[00:13] yos**
That means there's no guarantee
he'll be with us to the end.
**[00:17] zai**
*Aoyama might leave...*
**[00:29] sak**
Zaizen. Hey, Zaizen.
**[00:32] tsu**
Our days of dreaming about reaching
Nationals might be numbered.
**[00:37] yos**
He only came here because
he liked the toilets.
**[00:41] tsu**
If he's going to a pro youth club,
he'll have no reason to remain with us.
***SIGN*** #12
***SIGN*** The Reason Behind Aoyama-kun's Choice
**[00:54] zai**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[00:57] zai**
We need to talk.
**[01:00] zai**
Are you going to join a youth club?
**[01:07] zai**
Those scouts were here again.
**[01:10] zai**
I don't want to be blunt,
but everybody's relying on you.
**[01:14] zai**
You're our team's—
**[01:16] kid**
Look! It's Aoyama-san,
the youth national player!
**[01:19] kid2**
Seriously?
**[01:20] kid2**
It's true! Oh, my god!
**[01:22] kid**
I always keep an eye out for your matches!
**[01:24] kid**
Can we get your autograph?
**[01:27] zai**
*You're our team's...*
**[01:31] zai**
*...biggest hope.*
**[01:36] kid**
Wow, even his autograph is amazing!
**[01:40] kid**
I'm going to treasure this forever!
**[01:42] zai**
*Just kidding.*
**[01:44] kid**
We actually got one!
**[01:44] zai**
Aoyama!
**[01:45] kid**
Yeah!
**[01:46] kid**
So lucky!
**[01:48] zai**
You should play where
you can shine the most.
**[01:53] zai**
But...
**[01:55] zai**
Let's do our best tomorrow.
**[02:15] (Flashback) zai**
Mother!
**[02:17] (Flashback) mom**
What is it?
**[02:20] (Flashback) zai**
Please come to my next soccer match.
**[02:24] (Flashback) zai**
I'm going to score a goal
for you as a present!
**[02:33] dad**
Let's get going.
**[02:35] zai**
Yes, Daddy.
**[02:38] dad**
You have your match now, don't you?
**[02:40] zai**
Yes.
**[02:47] zai**
* Mother, I promise that*
* we will win today's match!*
***SIGN*** Inter-High
Tokyo City
First Preliminaries
**[02:56] tsu**
"You eleven knights who are
gathered on this holy ground..."
***SIGN*** Thanks to its
ongoing popularity,
Season 2 of the
anime is greenlit!
**[02:59] tsu**
"I am going to join the battle as well!"
**[03:01] tsu**
"Let's save the world together!"
**[03:03] tsu**
For some reason, I feel like this
week's chapter is cheering us on!
**[03:08] tsu**
I can feel the power!
**[03:19] mok**
Is Aoyama-kun really going to quit our team?
**[03:25] zai**
No clue! I have no idea what he's thinking.
**[03:30] zai**
Just like her...
**[03:34] mok**
Huh?
**[03:35] zai**
Oh, nothing.
**[03:40] sak**
She's pretty.
**[03:41] tad**
Is that your mom?
**[03:43] zai**
What the hell, you guys?
What is it to you?!
**[03:46] tsu**
Don't be so shy and introduce us.
**[03:49] tad**
Are you into older women?
**[03:50] zai**
That's my mother!
**[03:52] zai**
Besides, my mother's long...
**[03:57] sak**
Zaizen?
**[04:01] miw**
Listen up! Time for the pre-match meeting!
**[04:05] miw**
Let's review what we know
about today's opponent.
**[04:08] tsu**
What do you make of Zaizen's reaction?
**[04:10] yos**
He had a pretty serious look on his face.
**[04:12] sak**
Actually, I happened to see something
when I was walking my dog this morning.
**[04:18] sak**
Zaizen was paying his respects
at a grave with his father.
**[04:23] tad**
Wait, does that mean today's
the day Zaizen's mom...
**[04:26] tsu**
...passed away?
**[04:27] yos**
Really?
**[04:29] miw**
Hey, guys!
**[04:30] miw**
Be quiet! Anyway, moving on.
**[04:33] miw**
Our opponent, Kuraishi High School,
has two powerful center backs.
**[04:39] miw**
They're a team whose rise is
built on an ironclad defense.
**[04:42] miw**
In order to breach their defense,
**[04:46] miw**
we need you to shine
as brightly as you can, Kaocchi.
**[04:55] miw**
Kaocchi?
**[04:57] zai**
Y-Yes!
**[04:58] miw**
Pull it together, everyone.
Let's go win another match!
**[05:02] all**
Yes, ma'am!
**[05:16] sak**
Captain!
**[05:17] ish**
Yeah!
**[05:21] sak**
Where's Zaizen?
**[05:22] tsu**
He went to the bathroom.
**[05:23] sak**
Good, because...
**[05:25] mor**
Today's the anniversary...
**[05:26] ish**
...of Zaizen's mom's death?
**[05:28] ish**
Why didn't he say something?
**[05:29] sat**
Yeah, how come?
**[05:30] ish**
There's only one thing we can do.
**[05:33] ish**
Provide support for Zaizen!
**[05:35] sak**
We'll send everything his way...
**[05:36] tsu**
...and help him score...
**[05:37] yos**
...to cheer him up!
**[05:39] ish**
Our team will win.
**[05:40] tad**
And we'll advance from the preliminaries!
**[05:41] ume**
Sounds good. I bet his mother
would like that, too.
**[05:49] zai**
Sorry for making you all wait.
**[05:53] all**
All right!
**[05:55] ish**
*That's my cue as captain!*
**[05:58] ish**
Fujimi—
**[05:58] ume**
Victory at any cost!
**[06:01] ume**
Fujimi High!
**[06:03] all**
Fight!
**[06:06] tad**
All right, I'm pumped!
**[06:08] tsu**
I can taste victory already.
**[06:12] ish**
Huh? I haven't said anything yet...
**[06:19] tad**
There's the cross!
**[06:21] sak**
It looks good!
**[06:29] ito**
With your build, I bet you're
pretty confident in the air.
**[06:34] ito**
But quite frankly, you've got
no chance when you're facing us.
**[06:38] zai**
*Bastard.*
**[06:41] tach**
No wonder those center backs are called
the "Double Wall of Kuraishi High."
**[06:46] koz**
They're both physically strong,
and they cover a wide range on the pitch.
**[06:50] ibu**
Hm...
**[06:51] tak**
Well, I could easily obliterate them.
**[06:57] tad**
Aoyama!
**[06:59] ric**
Their defense is quick to hound him!
**[07:00] koz**
Their anti-Aoyama strategy's good, too!
**[07:03] ric**
They have a good defense.
**[07:07] ric**
He was pushed out of it again!
**[07:11] koz**
A long ball!
**[07:13] ish**
Oh no!
**[07:16] zai**
Dammit!
**[07:20] no9**
Gotcha!
**[07:24] ric**
They executed that counter perfectly!
**[07:26] tak**
So Kuraishi High School has taken the lead.
**[07:30] ito**
This match is as good as ours.
**[07:32] tak**
Kuraishi High School has won every
match so far without conceding.
**[07:37] tak**
Even scoring one goal won't be easy.
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** Kuraishi
**[07:41] ito**
It's good that we took the lead
in the first half, but...
**[07:44] hor**
I would have liked to get
another one or two goals.
**[07:47] ito**
We need to be extra careful
of Aoyama in the second half.
**[08:01] kid**
Ow!
**[08:03] mom**
Kazu-kun!
**[08:05] mom**
You scraped your leg.
We need to rinse it off.
**[08:10] zai**
*She was always into something.*
**[08:14] zai**
* Once she caught the bug for it,*
* she was blind to everything else.*
**[08:18] zai**
* Because of that, it was always Jeeves*
* who took me to and from kindergarten.*
**[08:22] zai**
*But I was glad to just have her around.*
**[08:26] (Flashback) zai**
Mother! I got into the starting eleven
for the next match!
**[08:37] (Flashback) zai**
Jeeves, where's Mother?
**[08:41] (Flashback) jee**
Young Master Kaoru...
**[08:44] (Flashback) jee**
Your mother has gone to a faraway place.
**[08:55] zai**
Once this match is over, Aoyama will also...
**[08:58] zai**
Dammit!
**[09:00] zai**
We *will* win today's match!
**[09:03] zai**
That will be my parting gift
to her and Aoyama!
**[09:08] mac**
*Congratulations! You're a winner!*
**[09:12] zai**
What the hell's going on?
**[09:15] zai**
This is too much! You're broken, yo!
***SIGN*** Zaizen Shiori
***SIGN*** I'm Kaoru's mother
***SIGN*** Shoot for victory at Nationals!
***SIGN*** Fujimi High School Eleven
**[09:28] zai**
*Dwelling on it won't help!*
**[09:30] ish**
Zaizen!
**[09:30] zai**
*Right now, I need to focus on the game!*
**[09:40] miw**
Jeez, what are you doing?
**[09:43] sak**
Zaizen, back pass!
**[09:45] zai**
Crap!
**[09:47] miw**
* I'm counting on your aerial prowess*
* to get past that defensive wall!*
**[09:53] ref**
Corner to Kuraishi High School!
**[09:58] all**
Kuraishi scores!
**[10:03] zai**
Crap!
**[10:04] mok**
That's Kuraishi High School's second goal.
**[10:14] mok**
I can't believe Aoyama-kun's
pushing forward this early in the game.
**[10:18] miw**
He must be feeling the heat, too.
**[10:21] ish**
Their closing down is almost instant!
**[10:23] zai**
Aoyama, pass it to me! That's too risky!
**[10:28] tad**
I guess he took one touch too many.
**[10:32] zai**
Even for you, that was reckless!
**[10:37] zai**
What?
**[10:40] aoy**
It would have been pointless to
pass to you in your current state.
**[10:44] zai**
What?
**[10:45] ish**
The ball!
**[10:47] (Flashback) kid**
Zaizen, the ball!
**[10:57] (Flashback) zai**
I missed?
**[11:01] (Flashback) zai**
*Why aren't you here...*
**[11:03] (Flashback) zai**
*...Mother?*
**[11:05] ish**
Zaizen!
**[11:09] zai**
Crap!
**[11:13] ish**
We've been caught upfield. Fall back!
**[11:17] zai**
*Damn, what's wrong with me?!*
**[11:20] kur**
Go for the counter!
**[11:22] ito**
*All right, good!*
**[11:25] ito**
* The most dangerous thing*
* about their team is*
**[11:27] ito**
* Aoyama's explosive offense*
* in the last five minutes.*
**[11:31] ito**
* The key is how far ahead*
* we are by that point.*
**[11:35] ito**
*We can't relax with a mere two-goal lead!*
**[11:41] ito**
*A three-goal lead will do it, though!*
**[11:44] zai**
Not on my watch!
**[11:46] itou**
*This is checkmate!*
**[11:49] zai**
Oh no!
**[11:51] ito**
*Got it!*
**[12:12] ric**
Aoyama put his body on the line to stop it!
**[12:16] tak**
Hmph, Fujimi High School barely survived.
**[12:20] sak**
That was amazing, Aoyama!
**[12:21] tsu**
You saved us!
**[12:25] zai**
Hey! Are you okay?!
**[12:27] aoy**
Stay away.
**[12:29] sak**
Hey, those stains...
**[12:33] tsu**
You can't play like that.
**[12:36] zai**
*It's my fault.*
**[12:39] zai**
*It's because I screwed up.*
**[12:40] aoy**
Zaizen-san.
**[12:43] aoy**
If you don't want to win,
please get yourself substituted.
**[12:49] (Flashback) zai**
Let's do our best tomorrow.
**[12:55] zai**
*Are you kidding me, Aoyama?*
**[13:03] zai**
I am...
**[13:08] zai**
...not leaving this game!
**[13:16] tad**
How stupid do you have to be
to headbutt the goalpost?!
**[13:20] zai**
Let go of me!
**[13:21] ish**
All right, just calm down!
**[13:26] hor**
Is his head okay? In all senses of the word.
**[13:29] ito**
Forget about the idiotic headbutter.
**[13:31] ito**
What's huge is that Aoyama being
dirty has rendered him sluggish.
**[13:36] ito**
We have this match in the bag.
**[13:39] mok**
*Aoyama-kun, if you're that dirty...*
**[13:43] zai**
Listen up!
**[13:47] zai**
Fujimi High School is
not just Aoyama's team.
**[13:54] zai**
*Damn that Aoyama.*
**[13:56] (Flashback) aoy**
If you don't want to win,
please get yourself substituted.
**[14:02] zai**
*I don't want to win?*
**[14:05] zai**
*Of course I want...*
**[14:09] zai**
*...to win!*
**[14:14] ito**
*This guy!*
**[14:16] hor**
Too bad.
**[14:18] mok**
They took it!
**[14:20] ito**
Now that Aoyama's sluggish,
this is our chance!
**[14:23] ish**
A counterattack's coming!
**[14:26] hor**
This is the end!
**[14:39] zai**
How do you like that?!
**[14:43] guy**
He stopped their counter with his face!
**[14:45] guy2**
He's got guts!
**[14:48] miw**
Looks like you got over whatever
was bothering you, Kaocchi!
**[14:51] zai**
Ow.
**[14:54] aoy**
Your soccer is so dirty.
**[14:59] zai**
You moron.
**[15:02] zai**
This sort of stuff is my job.
**[15:07] zai**
Let's win this match.
**[15:09] aoy**
Of course.
**[15:20] ric**
They keep passing the ball around
to chip away at Fujimi's stamina.
**[15:24] tak**
This is the extent of this team's abilities
when their ace, Aoyama, isn't performing.
**[15:31] koz**
There're less than ten minutes left.
They intend to let the clock run down.
**[15:36] ric**
At this rate, Fujimi will lose.
**[15:39] zai**
*Damn it all!*
**[15:42] zai**
*We need to score right now!*
**[15:45] zai**
* So I won't let them tell me*
* they're at their limit!*
**[15:49] zai**
*My legs are like this,*
**[15:51] zai**
* and my head's fuzzy from being oxygen*
* deprived because I've run around too much.*
**[15:55] guy**
Itou-san!
**[15:59] zai**
*But you know what?*
**[16:01] zai**
*Compared to when I was moping around,*
**[16:04] zai**
*this is a lot better!*
**[16:06] ito**
Son of a...
**[16:07] sak**
Nice, Zaizen!
**[16:09] ish**
Time for us to counter!
**[16:11] itou**
Stop their number 5!
**[16:14] guy**
Die!
**[16:17] tad**
I won't let you stop me so easily!
**[16:22] tad**
Captain!
**[16:24] ish**
Too far!
**[16:25] yos**
He can't make that!
**[16:28] tsu**
That idiot!
**[16:30] sak**
That was our only chance!
**[16:35] zai**
Aoyama!
**[16:35] ito**
I thought he couldn't move!
**[16:38] miw**
It's the last five minutes!
**[16:46] hor**
I'm still on you!
**[16:56] hor**
*Where are you aiming?*
**[16:57] hor**
*There's nobody over there!*
**[17:00] miw**
Kaocchi!
**[17:05] zai**
*This ball...*
**[17:07] zai**
*I will make it count!*
**[17:13] zai**
*My leg!*
**[17:20] zai**
*After we've come so far?!*
**[17:22] aoy**
Zaizen-san.
**[17:26] all**
Zaizen!
**[17:27] ume**
Zaizen-san.
**[17:28] all**
Zaizen!
**[17:29] all**
Zaizen!
**[17:34] zai**
*Mother!*
**[17:40] mom**
You can do it, Kaoru!
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** Kuraishi
**[18:07] tac**
Fujimi High won again, huh?
**[18:16] ibu**
Par for the course, no?
**[18:18] ric**
I just remembered our
first training match.
**[18:23] mom**
Show me your leg already!
**[18:25] zai**
It's fine. I just pulled a muscle.
**[18:28] zai**
Anyway, why'd you bother showing up now?
**[18:32] ish**
Haven't we seen that person before?
**[18:35] tad**
Wasn't she in the picture Zaizen had?
**[18:42] tsu**
Zaizen's mom?!
**[18:45] mom**
Yes?
**[18:46] yos**
She's fit as a fiddle!
**[18:48] sak**
Then why'd you visit the graveyard
this morning? Talk about misleading!
**[18:52] zai**
That was to honor our ancestors.
**[18:54] zai**
Dadd—I mean, Father only
had time to go this morning.
**[18:58] tsu**
Give us back the energy we wasted on
being worried about you! You idiot!
**[19:02] zai**
What are you even talking about?!
**[19:04] mom**
I'm relieved to see you having fun.
**[19:08] zai**
After all this time? I don't care if you
were volunteering or whatever!
**[19:12] zai**
Where have you been this whole time?
**[19:16] mom**
At first, I meant to come back straight away.
**[19:22] mom**
But before I knew it, it had been five years.
**[19:25] zai**
You're always like this!
**[19:28] mom**
I came to see you score a goal today.
**[19:35] mom**
I was really watching.
**[19:39] (Flashback) zai**
I'm going to score a goal
for you as a present!
**[19:53] mom**
A present five years in the making.
**[19:57] zai**
*You remembered.*
**[20:02] zai**
You're so late, Mother.
**[20:12] jee**
Madam, I've come to pick you up!
**[20:24] mom**
Okay, I'm off to Brazil now.
**[20:31] mom**
Bye!
**[20:32] zai**
Mother!
**[20:37] zai**
Mother...
**[20:55] zai**
Aoyama.
**[20:59] zai**
What are you going to do about the team?
**[21:01] zai**
You're joining a youth club, right?
**[21:05] aoy**
I'm not, though.
**[21:06] zai**
Really?!
**[21:11] (Flashback) man**
It seems you don't understand
your own position here.
**[21:17] (Flashback) man**
You're already carrying the future
of Japanese soccer on your shoulders.
**[21:22] (Flashback) man**
Why is a player who's going to be
the jewel in Japan's crown
**[21:25] (Flashback) man**
not playing for a renowned school
or a youth club,
**[21:31] (Flashback) man**
instead of here at Fujimi High School?
**[21:38] aoy**
I...
**[21:41] aoy**
...like white uniforms.
**[21:45] mok**
The white of cleanliness!
**[21:48] team**
Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
**[21:52] mok**
Aoyama-kun likes white.
**[21:55] team**
He li-kes wh-i-te!
**[22:02] all**
Are you kidding us?!
**[23:18] zai**
Picking a team based on the uniform
**[23:21] zai**
is so idiotic that I'm mad at
myself for being worried.
**[23:27] zai**
You damn germaphobic, whimsical fool.