Clean Freak! Aoyama kun
Aoyama kun is a hot, young soccer prodigy who plays midfielder for the National U-16 Soccer Team. But he’s also an extreme germaphobe!
The TV anime adaptation of “Keppeki Danshi! Aoyama kun!” (Clean Freak!! Aoyama kun) portrays the friendships he forms and the challenges he overcomes in a “spotless” coming-of-age story!
- Season 1
- 1 - Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak!
- 2 - Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember?
- 3 - The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
- 4 - Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret
- 5 - Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is All About Laughs
- 6 - Ozaki-kun Has His Pride
- 7 - Odagiri-san Can't Get It In
- 8 - Umeya-kun Is Very Patient
- 9 - Miwa-chan Wants to Do a Training Camp
- 10 - Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets
- 11 - Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed
- 12 - The Reason Behind Aoyama-kun's Choice
Season 1
1 - Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak!
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[00:05] Ann
We're deep into added time at the end of
the second half, and the score remains 1-1.
[00:13] Ann
This will probably be the last action
of the game for Japan's Under-16s.
[00:40] Ann
Goal!
[00:54] aoy
You know, I don't mind you celebrating...
[00:57] guy
Aoyama!
[01:00] aoy
...but can you please not hug me and stuff?
[01:05] aoy
You'll get me dirty.
[01:11] Girl
Aoyama-kun sure is a clean freak.
SIGN #01
SIGN Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak
SIGN Fujimi High School
[02:56] Boy
Aoyama-kyun...
[02:57] ---
So cool!
[02:59] Girls
It's so clean!
[02:59] Girls
I wish he'd wipe it every day!
[03:10] Girls
Aoyama-kun!
[03:11] Boy
Wow, it's so sparkly!
[03:13] Girl
You're amazing, Aoyama!
[03:16] Girl2
Aoyama-kun!
[03:18] Guy
I get it, Aoyama.
[03:20] Guy
Even as you clean, you feel like
the dirt keeps coming back,
[03:23] Guy
leaving you in an endless loop
where you just keep cleaning forever.
[03:27] zai
A-o-ya-ma!
[03:32] zai
Practice has already started.
[03:35] aoy
Zaizen-san...
[03:39] zai
You're already worn out!
[03:40] zai
Do you have enough in the tank for practice?!
[03:47] zai
I want to hear you guys!
[03:49] All
Yes, sir!
[03:49] Girls
Aoyama-kun!
[03:56] Girl
What kind of soap are you using?
[04:06] Girls
Aoyama-kun, that's some
impressive lathering!
[04:09] Ta
Far post!
[04:11] Ta
Keep your eyes on your man!
[04:14] Ta
Here it comes!
[04:14] Girls
Aoyama-kun!
[04:18] Girls
His hands are so clean.
[04:19] Girls
Look at his fingertips!
[04:21] zai
Damn you...
[04:24] zai
How long are you going to keep that up?
[04:26] zai
I'll kill you!
[04:35] Miwa
That's enough.
[04:42] zai
Coach Miwa.
[04:44] Miwa
Kaocchi, Aoyama's an extreme germaphobe.
[04:49] zai
Could you please stop calling me that?
[04:52] Miwa
Ah, it's all good.
[04:53] Miwa
Just keep an eye out for him, as his senior.
[04:56] Miwa
After all, you'll be linking up
because of the positions you play.
[05:01] zai
"Linking up..."
[05:06] zai
Pass!
[05:09] zai
Header!
[05:11] zai
Eek!
[05:14] zai
I don't see it working in the slightest,
[05:17] zai
but with him on the team, winning the
district prelims isn't a pipe dream.
[05:22] zai
Hey, Aoyama!
[05:24] zai
Make sure you stay hydrated.
[05:28] aoy
No.
[05:31] Guy
Drink it!
[05:32] aoy
I'd rather die.
[05:34] Guy
What?
[05:36] Miwa
I told you. He's a germaphobe.
[05:42] Miwa
He won't use something if someone else
has touched or drank from it.
[05:47] Guy
Does he really have to wash it?
[05:51] Guy
Here it comes!
[05:54] zai
Just you watch, Aoyama...
[05:57] Guy
It's a cross!
[06:00] zai
I have the height advantage.
[06:02] zai
I'll jump higher than you and score!
[06:08] zai
Why isn't he jumping?
[06:12] Guys
Gotcha!
[06:16] Saka
Just leave the muscleheads to us.
[06:19] Kishi
We got this.
[06:20] zai
That was a blatant foul!
[06:23] aoy
Is it a throw-in?
[06:25] Capt
I'll take it!
[06:27] aoy
Thank you.
[06:28] zai
What is this?
[06:31] Saka
Don't get so worked up.
[06:32] Saka
That guy's kinda fun.
[06:34] Kishi
Exactly. The real winners are
the ones who have the most fun.
[06:37] Guy3
Keep it fun!
[06:41] Girls
Aoyama-kun!
[06:42] Capt
Here it comes!
[06:54] zai
If you think you can get away with
everything just because you're good,
[06:58] zai
you're in for a rude awakening, you idiot!
[07:00] zai
And you guys! Quit coddling him!
[07:03] zai
You know what I mean!
[07:04] cap
Dude, don't you realize
you're far more coddled than he is?
[07:13] cap
I mean, just look at those
brand spanking new cleats.
[07:16] Saka
He's right! Coddle City!
[07:18] zai
I got these from my daddy—
I mean, my old man!
[07:21] Saka
Oldest son of a business mogul?
What is your life, a TV show?!
[07:24] Saka
Get outta here, Richie Rich!
[07:27] All
And what is with that old butler
ferrying you to and from school?!
[07:30] All
Yeah! Right on!
[07:31] All
Try experiencing the crush of
a morning rush hour train for once!
[07:34] ---
Amen!
[07:36] zai
Seriously? I'm the more coddled one here?
[07:41] zai
No!
[07:43] zai
Being spoiled rotten has
nothing to do with this...
[07:46] zai
...and you have even less
to do with this, baseball team!
[07:50] zai
Hey, Aoyama!
[07:53] zai
You're gonna start
taking soccer seriously!
[07:56] Miwa
I told you all to get along!
[07:59] Guys
There it is!
[08:00] Guys
Miwa-chan's "ippon seoi nage" throw!
[08:02] Guys
That's a third dan judo master for you!
[08:07] Saka
Another clean throw.
[08:08] zai
Why is a judo aficionado even
coaching the soccer team?
[08:21] zai
He jumps out of the way of passes,
[08:23] zai
he won't head the ball,
[08:24] zai
and any kind of contact play is out.
[08:27] zai
I don't care how talented he is.
[08:29] zai
I will never accept someone like him!
[08:43] zai
Hey, what are you doing?
[08:44] moka
U-Um, I...
[08:51] zai
What was that all about?
[08:53] Miwa
Kaocchi.
[08:56] Gaoy
Coach?
[08:58] Gaoy
I really would like you
to stop calling me that.
[09:03] Gaoy
What's up?
[09:04] Gaoy
I'll take care of locking up
the clubhouse.
[09:07] Miwa
It's not that. It's about
Aoyama being a clean freak.
[09:12] Kaoy
I don't care if
he's a clean freak or whatever.
[09:15] Kaoy
He's either not serious about soccer,
or he just doesn't care.
[09:18] Miwa
You think so?
[09:19] Kaoy
It's obvious!
[09:21] Kaoy
He'll use wanting to stay clean as an excuse
[09:23] Kaoy
to just look on when
the game's hanging in the balance.
[09:27] Kaoy
He won't even touch the ball
without rubber gloves.
[09:30] Miwa
You're right about that.
[09:38] Miwa
After every session, Aoyama cleans
the balls like that without fail.
[09:48] Kaoy
Well, sure he does.
He is a clean freak, after all.
[09:51] Kaoy
But why does he put on
that ridiculous outfit to do it?
[09:53] Miwa
He has to, or else he can't clean the balls.
[09:57] Miwa
It's a tremendous handicap.
[09:59] Miwa
He can't do what everybody
is able to do naturally.
[10:03] Miwa
You sweat and get dirty.
[10:05] Miwa
Once the game starts,
you can't avoid contact with others.
[10:10] Miwa
It must be rough for a germaphobe.
[10:13] Miwa
In spite of all that,
he engages in soccer activities every day.
[10:18] Miwa
Polishing the balls is probably
like a ritual to him.
[10:23] Miwa
It's like a "thank you" to the balls.
[10:27] Miwa
Aoyama is a true soccer nerd.
[10:31] txt
Clean Freak! Aoyama-kun
[10:34] txt
Hot-Blooded
Scion!
Zaizen Kaoru
SIGN Fujimi High School
[10:40] Guy
So this is Fujimi High School,
where I'll find Aoyama.
[10:43] Guy
I don't believe this.
[10:45] Guy
Oh, well. It won't matter once I win.
[10:48] Guy
From tomorrow, you'll be part of our team!
[10:52] zai
That's the famous Oshigami-Minami High.
[10:56] Capt
That's Takechi, the guy who was picked
along with Aoyama for Japan's Under-16s.
[11:00] Capt
He's Tokyo's number one forward.
[11:04] Take
Thank you.
[11:06] Miwa
Thank you.
[11:08] Capt
I heard they'd only send the reserves...
[11:11] Capt
He's coming this way.
[11:13] Guy
Fine by me.
[11:15] Guy
I'll go introduce myself.
[11:16] Capt
Hey! Don't cause any trouble!
[11:20] zai
Hey.
[11:20] Take
It's been a while, Aoyama!
[11:23] aoy
Takechi-san?
[11:26] Guy
That over-waxed little gel-head!
[11:34] capt
He's actually gelled it really well.
[11:37] Take
Aoyama, why did you reject our invitation?
[11:41] Take
This school crashes out
in the district preliminaries every year.
[11:46] Take
You've been given a gift.
[11:49] Take
So where's the sense in
letting it go to waste here?
[11:52] Guys
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
[11:54] Take
I bet you guys can't comprehend
the artistry or true value of Aoyama's game!
[12:01] Take
I can't allow Aoyama to keep playing
on this team of scrubs.
[12:07] Guy1
Just who the hell do you think you are?!
[12:11] Take
Don't touch me.
[12:13] aoy
Takechi-san.
[12:16] aoy
I came to this school because
it has something unique about it.
[12:25] Guys
Aoyama...
[12:30] Guy
Goal!
[12:31] guy2
Oshigami-Minami takes the lead!
[12:37] zai
Dammit...
[12:38] Take
What could this team possibly have
that brought you here?
[12:44] Take
Will you show me in this match?
[12:47] aoy
Takechi-san, why are you
showing off your abs?
[12:52] aoy
It's gross. Could you please stop?
[12:54] Take
You need a fit, muscular body to get
you through the rigors of this game!
[13:01] Take
You want to have a body like mine too, right?
[13:26] Play
Aoyama's on the attack!
[13:28] Play
Close him down!
[13:29] ---
R-Right!
[13:30] Take
This is bad!
[13:34] Take
I don't care if you foul him!
[13:36] Take
Just stop him in his tracks!
[13:44] Play
It's no use. We can't stop him.
[13:46] Play
I'll just have to...
[13:49] Play
Huh?
[13:51] take
Keeper!
[14:02] Goal
He's not shooting?
[14:04] Goal
You think you can mess around?
[14:05] Goal
I'll grab it before you get past me!
[14:15] Goal
What?
[14:23] Capt
Goal!
[14:25] Girls
Aoyama-kun!
[14:27] zai
Damn. He made that goal all by himself.
[14:30] Take
Exquisite.
[14:33] Girl
He didn't let anyone lay a finger on him,
[14:35] Girl
and then he finished it off
with a rabona nutmeg!
[14:38] Girl
That's so like him.
[14:39] Miwa
In order to stay out of touching distance
from other players,
[14:43] Miwa
Aoyama's movements are
frighteningly precise,
[14:46] Miwa
and that's consistently true,
from start to finish.
[14:48] Miwa
If defenders come near him,
he dribbles right through them.
[14:51] Miwa
Or he hits a telling one-touch pass.
[14:54] Miwa
Fearing this, the defenders
can't mark him too tightly.
[14:59] Miwa
However, if they give him space,
[15:02] Miwa
he has an unrivaled precision shot.
[15:07] Miwa
This is the playing style
Aoyama arrived at...
[15:09] Miwa
after considering all of
the things he cannot do.
[15:12] Miwa
The germaphobe's absolute domain.
[15:17] zai
We took the lead!
[15:18] zai
We're a goal up on the
illustrious Oshigami-Minami.
[15:21] guys
Yes, Aoyama! That's goal number two!
[15:25] zai
I don't want to admit it,
but he has real skill.
[15:30] guy
H-He didn't move?
[15:34] miwa
He's really consistent about
not doing anything that'll get him dirty.
SIGN Fujimi
SIGN 1st 2nd Total
SIGN Oshigami- Minami
[15:43] tac
Takechi-san's on edge because
we ended the first half 2-1 behind.
[15:49] tak
Tachibana!
[15:50] tac
Yes!
[15:52] tak
Did you see Aoyama's almost
illegally beautiful plays?
[15:56] tak
He is a veritable treasure
of Japan's soccer world.
[15:59] tac
Takechi-san, he's still our opponent.
[16:02] tak
I know.
[16:04] tak
We won't let him have his way
in the second half!
[16:07] guy
The second half is beginning!
[16:16] zai
Four defenders marking Aoyama?!
[16:19] cap
Dammit. There's no way to pass to Aoyama!
[16:22] tad
Captain!
[16:23] cap
All right, Tada!
[16:28] tak
Laughable.
[16:29] tak
As long as Aoyama doesn't get the ball,
[16:32] tak
Fujimi High has even less bite
than a toothless tiger.
[16:35] zai
You wish!
[16:37] zai
Putting four men on Aoyama
gives the rest of us a lot more space!
[16:39] zai
We'll attack without him!
[16:41] ishi
There!
[16:42] zai
Watch this!
[16:46] guy
Wow, this guy can't use his feet at all.
[16:49] tak
Ugly. That was too ugly for words.
[16:52] cap
I understand what you're trying to do,
[16:55] cap
but you know you're not great
with the ball at your feet.
[16:58] zai
Dammit!
[17:07] miwa
This is bad.
SIGN Fujimi
SIGN 1st 2nd Total
SIGN Oshigami- Minami
[17:09] miwa
Just by shutting down Aoyama,
the difference is stark.
[17:16] tak
You get it now, don't you?
[17:19] tak
This isn't where
you're supposed to be, Aoyama.
[17:24] tak
It's not too late. Join us.
[17:27] miw
Kaocchi! Come here!
[17:31] miw
Ten minutes left.
[17:33] miw
But isn't there something wrong
with Aoyama's movements?
[17:35] miw
Normally, it doesn't matter how
many people there are on him.
[17:38] zai
You're right.
[17:40] miw
It's possible he's injured.
[17:43] zai
Hey, Aoyama!
[17:46] zai
Are you hurt or something?
[17:50] aoy
No.
[17:52] zai
What gives, then?
[17:53] zai
Huh?
[17:55] zai
Son of a... Look at your feet!
[17:58] zai
Don't tell me you're just
avoiding getting dirty!
[18:04] zai
Stop screwing around!
[18:05] zai
If you don't want to play, get off the field!
[18:13] (Flashback) aoy
I came to this school because
it has something unique about it.
[18:19] zai
Why? Why did you come here?!
[18:23] zai
In the first half, I actually thought
you might be serious about soccer.
[18:28] zai
But now, you're just...
[18:34] zai
You disappoint me.
[18:35] guy
Last five minutes!
[18:38] tad
I got this!
[18:42] tad
Oh crap!
[18:45] take
Losers, all of you! This is...
[18:49] take
...the end!
[18:58] take
He blocked it with his face?!
[19:01] cap
Counterattack!
[19:06] zai
I...
[19:07] zai
I don't have the skill or talent Aoyama has.
[19:12] zai
But you know what?
[19:14] zai
It doesn't matter if the opponent's
a famous school or not...
[19:18] zai
I want to win!
[19:20] cap
Zaizen!
[19:22] zai
I'm giving soccer everything I've got here!
[19:36] zai
Damn you!
[20:06] guys
Goal!
[20:14] zai
I thought you didn't want to get dirty.
[20:18] aoy
If it's just the last five minutes,
I can handle it.
[20:21] aoy
I really hate losing.
[20:25] zai
This guy...
[20:28] zai
Aoyama's a clean freak
who has a rod up his ass,
[20:31] zai
so to be honest,
I don't like this first-year.
SIGN 1st
SIGN 2nd
SIGN Total
[20:37] zai
But you know what?
[20:39] ---
Yippee!
[20:43] zai
When it comes to the desire to win,
he's just like us.
[20:47] zai
That makes him a reliable teammate!
[20:55] zai
Aoyama, you bastard!
[20:58] aoy
Nice header, Zaizen-san.
[21:08] zai
You can have this.
[21:09] zai
You're more worthy of the number 10.
[21:13] aoy
Zaizen-san...
[21:15] aoy
I... don't want it.
[21:17] zai
Put it on!
[21:19] aoy
I'd rather die.
[21:20] zai
Is my shirt that dirty?!
[21:21] girls
Aoyama-kun!
[21:25] tak
I won't stand for this!
[21:27] tak
We were supposed to show our superiority
and talk Aoyama into joining us.
[21:31] tak
But instead, we lost! Unthinkable!
[21:35] tak
Perhaps I should transfer to Fujimi High.
[21:37] tach
What?
[21:39] tak
But I wonder what Aoyama was talking about.
[21:42] tak
What is so unique about Fujimi High?
[21:49] aoy
I'm glad I came here.
[21:54] aoy
Every toilet needs this feature.
[23:30] mok
I've decided.
[23:32] mok
I'm going to support Aoyama-kun
in my own way.
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[00:00] mok
I met Aoyama-kun in grade school.
[00:05] mok
Even back then, he was the kind
of person who caught your eye.
[00:10] mok
He possessed a taciturn demeanor
and an indomitable spirit.
[00:15] mok
As a highly timid girl,
I found that intimidating,
[00:16] (Flashback) tea
Hey! That's not safe!
[00:18] (Flashback) tea
Get back in here! Right this instant!
[00:18] mok
and we didn't talk to each other much.
[00:21] (Flashback) tea
Come on! Hurry up!
[00:22] mok
But I will never forget
that one time in fifth grade...
[00:29] mok
It was the one and only time that
Aoyama-kun and I had a conversation.
[00:41] mok
Aoyama-kun, do you remember?
SIGN #2
[02:17] chee
A-o-ya-ma-kun!
SIGN Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember?
[02:21] chee
Good work!
[02:22] chee
He's so cool!
[02:27] chee
Aoyama-kun!
[02:27] zai
Damn groupies. They're nearly on the pitch.
[02:31] zai
If you're just spectating,
get out of here already!
[02:36] zai
Aoyama, go pick up the balls.
You're good at cleaning up, right?
[02:40] ---
Sure.
[02:44] zai
Don't expect me to coddle you.
[02:54] zai
He sure is a crafty one. Does he
want to avoid handling balls that badly?
[03:08] aoy
Nice header.
[03:09] zai
Dude! Aoyama, you did that on purpose—
[03:14] zai
Damn him.
[03:16] zai
But I'm impressed
he got me with that delay!
[03:22] guys
I'm so hot.
[03:24] guy1
So... lately, I keep getting the feeling
that someone's checking me out.
[03:30] guy2
Don't be ridiculous.
[03:31] guy3
You're imagining it.
[03:34] guy1
I guess only guys who have loving gazes
cast on them can understand this.
[03:38] guy1
Right, Aoyama?
[03:41] aoy
That sort of thing doesn't interest me.
[03:43] guy3
It's all in your head.
[03:44] guy2
Who ever cast a loving gaze on you?
[03:46] ---
Nobody cares about you, man.
[03:49] guy1
I know no one will ever love me!
[03:52] guy2
Wait up, four eyes.
[03:54] guy2
Hey, stupid four eyes!
[04:07] guys
Fujimi High! Fight! Fight!
[04:10] cheer
Aoyama-kun!
[04:13] cheer
Aoyama-kun!
[04:14] cheer
Aoyama-kun!
[04:19] cap
Whoa, it's sparkling clean again today.
[04:26] cap
Thanks to Aoyama, the clubhouse is
looking better than it's ever looked.
[04:35] zai
Even my school uniform is neatly folded.
[04:38] zai
Hey, Aoyama, did you have to go this far?
[04:44] aoy
I didn't do that.
[04:47] zai
Huh?
[04:48] aoy
I'd rather die than
touch someone else's clothes.
[04:51] zai
Don't look so smug when you say that!
[04:54] zai
Besides, my uniform goes to
the dry cleaners every day!
[04:58] guy2
What? To the dry cleaners?
[05:00] guy2
You snob!
[05:01] guy2
Mine are washed by hand!
[05:03] zai
By hand? Wait, are you
wearing silk or something?
[05:07] guy2
Of course not!
[05:08] guy2
As if I'd wear something like that!
[05:09] guy3
Now that I think about it,
Aoyama was training with us the whole time.
[05:10] ---
Man, this is why rich people suck.
[05:13] guy3
Has someone trespassed in our clubhouse?
[05:16] cap
All right, everybody.
Check your valuables, just in case.
[05:19] cap
Going forward, we need to make sure
we always lock the clubhouse.
[05:22] ---
Yes, sir.
[05:32] aoy
A doll?
[05:47] caP
They got us again.
[05:48] zai
But the door was locked!
[05:52] cap
Let's just agree that
this is the work of a fairy.
[05:55] all
Okay!
[05:55] zai
Are you scared?!
Stop sticking your heads in the sand!
[06:01] cap
And that makes it every day this week.
[06:03] guy
Thank you, fairy!
[06:06] guy2
It's folded all nicely again.
[06:07] guy3
I can feel the love.
[06:10] guy2
I'm absolutely certain
that the fairy's into me.
[06:12] ---
Huh?
[06:13] guy3
How did you even arrive
at that, you moron?
[06:16] guy2
Mine's folded a tiny bit differently.
[06:19] guy2
See? More care and attention!
[06:21] guy3
You wish! Mine was folded
with more care and attention!
[06:24] guy1
There's nothing uglier than a jealous guy.
[06:25] zai
Shut up.
[06:32] aoy
That's big.
[06:37] cap
Hey, gather round!
[06:39] all
Okay.
[06:40] all
Let's do this.
[07:08] mok
I wonder what Aoyama-kun's up to...
[07:31] (Flashback) mok
U-Um, cats aren't scary...
[07:36] (Flashback) mok
Aoyama-kun, do you like cats?
[07:50] (Flashback) mok
Um, you can have this.
[07:53] (Flashback) mok
I made it.
[07:55] (Flashback) mok
Can you touch this cat?
[07:59] (Flashback) aoy
That cat has a weird face.
[08:08] (Flashback) aoy
I'll take it.
[08:12] (Flashback) aoy
But could you give it to me
after it's been washed?
[08:17] mok
Aoyama-kun was a clean freak.
[08:24] mok
Back then, I couldn't give him the doll,
[08:28] mok
but we're at the same high school now.
[08:35] mok
Even though he's now
totally out of my league,
[08:43] mok
I want to cheer him on as much as I can.
[08:48] mok
All right.
[08:51] aoy
Want me to help?
[08:58] mok
Why? No! No!
[09:00] mok
Why are you here?!
[09:02] mok
It's over. He must think I'm a creep
for breaking in here every day to clean.
[09:12] mok
And on top of that,
all those handmade dolls...
[09:19] mok
I should've known he wouldn't remember me!
[09:35] aoy
This won't do.
SIGN Anti-Bacterial
SIGN Sparkly
Clean
[09:40] aoy
If you're cleaning, using this
will yield perfect results.
[09:44] aoy
Also...
[09:47] aoy
I see the weird face hasn't changed at all.
[09:54] aoy
It's been a while,
[09:57] aoy
Gotou Moka.
[10:00] mok
Aoyama-kun!
[10:06] zai
You've got some nerve,
skipping practice to sneak a girl in here!
[10:10] guy
And you've made her cry?!
[10:12] mok
Um, that's not what happened!
[10:15] zai
I see...
[10:18] zai
So you're the cleaning fairy.
[10:23] cap
We're grateful for all the cleaning,
[10:26] cap
but maybe you should've asked first.
[10:29] mok
I'm really sorry for cleaning
your clubhouse without asking.
[10:33] mok
But I just wanted to be useful.
[10:38] mok
I wanted to make you happy...
[10:46] mok
Aoyama-kun.
[10:49] mok
I wanted to be useful to you.
[10:53] mok
I wanted to make you happy.
[10:56] All
Captain!
[11:03] cap
Of course, this is only if you're willing,
[11:05] cap
but can we ask you to clean our
clubhouse in an official capacity?
[11:10] cap
As the soccer club's manager, I mean.
[11:14] cap
We do have someone here
who's a total clean freak, after all.
[11:18] cap
It'd be a real help to have
someone like you on board.
[11:24] mok
I, um...
[11:28] mok
I'll do my very best!
[11:31] all
Hooray!
[11:34] all
Woohoo!
[11:38] ---
That settles it!
[11:41] cap
They're a bunch of weirdos,
but welcome to our club.
[11:44] all
Woohoo!
[11:48] all
Woohoo!
[11:55] aoy
That's big.
[11:58] txt
I will protect
Aoyama-kun!
SIGN Gotou Moka
[12:01] txt
The team's
comic relief!
SIGN Sakai Kazuma
SIGN Tsukamoto Jin
SIGN Yoshioka Taichi
[12:15] aoy
All right.
[12:20] coa
Take five!
[12:22] mok
I've got water!
[12:25] guy
Sweet!
[12:30] sak
I'm so tired.
[12:34] cheer
Aoyama-kun!
[12:37] sak
Aoyama's popularity is still ridiculous.
[12:40] sak
There weren't even any classes today.
[12:42] yos
And recently, the number
of guys has gone up, too.
[12:45] gys
A-o-ya-ma!
[12:49] yos
Speaking of Aoyama,
[12:51] yos
I heard that he not only takes a shower
after practice, but before, too.
[12:55] sak
In fact, if he spots an opening,
he'll take one during practice, too.
[13:00] coa
That's it for today!
[13:05] tsu
This is Aoyama's towel, isn't it?
[13:08] sak
It's on his locker, so I guess so.
[13:12] sak
His towel has his initial on it!
[13:15] sak
That's so funny!
[13:22] zai
Sure, Aoyama's in the shower right now,
but what do you think you're doing?!
[13:30] tsu
Just so you know,
[13:32] tsu
Aoyama's towel...
[13:40] tsu
...smells super good!
[13:43] sak
Stop that, you idiot. It's perverted!
[13:46] tsu
If you doubt me, give it a sniff! Here!
[13:49] zai
Cut it out! Don't lump me in with you!
[13:53] sak
What are you doing, you specky degenerate?
We'll leave you behind.
SIGN Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet, elegant aroma!! Outrageous
[14:00] tsu
All right...
SIGN Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet, elegant aroma!! Outrageous
[14:02] tsu
"Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet,
elegant aroma! Outrageous."
[14:10] coa
Take five!
[14:11] coa
Afterward, we'll have
a five-on-five mini-game.
[14:16] mok
Aoyama-kun, your towel.
[14:30] sak
Ow!
[14:33] sak
Gotou-chan, can you please disinfect it?
[14:35] mok
R-Right away!
[14:39] mok
U-Um, I can't stand the sight of blood...
[14:50] mok
All right, Sakai-san, all done.
[14:53] ask
Oh! Thank you!
[14:57] zai
Pass it!
[15:08] sak
Hey, four eyes...
[15:10] sak
Aoyama's towel does smell super good.
[15:14] zai
What did you just say?!
[15:15] yos
Its fresh scent conjured up a vision of
translucent blue. Very Aoyama-like.
[15:19] tsu
See, told you so.
SIGN Friendship
[15:21] ---
You sure did.
[15:22] zai
What is wrong with you guys?
What kind of pervert does that?!
[15:25] cap
It's true. It smelled better than I imagined.
[15:29] guy
That's Aoyama for you.
[15:31] guy2
Even his towel's aroma is alluring.
[15:34] zai
D-Did everyone sniff Aoyama's towel but me?
[15:42] zai
There's no mistaking it now.
This team is rotten to the core.
[15:49] mok
Wh-What should I do?
[15:50] mok
If this keeps up, they'll defile Aoyama-kun.
[15:53] mok
I mean, his towels!
[15:55] mok
Ready yourself, Moka.
[15:57] mok
I have to protect Aoyama-kun.
[16:00] mok
I mean, protect his towels.
[16:15] mok
Tsukamoto-san,
what do you think you're doing?
[16:19] tsu
I'm... um... Gotou-chan, what's with the bat?
[16:23] mok
I made it myself.
[16:24] tsu
It looks like it could easily kill someone.
[16:27] tsu
The flowers and cats are cute, but...
[16:31] zai
A quick shift from staunch defense
to front-line offense,
[16:36] zai
putting intimidating pressure
on the opponent...
[16:38] zai
Excellent defense, Gotou Moka!
[16:42] mok
And that's how I protected
Aoyama-kun's towels,
[16:46] mok
which should have put an end
to the towel shenanigans.
[16:55] gir
You know what I heard?
Aoyama-kun's towels smell super amazing.
[17:00] gi2
Oh, really?
[17:01] gi2
Tell me more! Is that really true?
[17:03] gi2
What do they smell of?!
[17:04] guy
Aoyama's towels are that good?
[17:06] guy2
I heard the aroma is like Cupid's Arrow!
[17:08] girl
Is it true that just smelling it
will make your wish come true?!
[17:11] mok
The rumor got embellished and
spread like wildfire all over school.
[17:17] cap
Wh-What's going on?
[17:20] zai
What's happening?!
[17:22] ---
This is bad...
SIGN Pure Aoyama fans
[17:28] tak
This is part of scouting!
[17:31] [SONG] txt
People Who Showed Up
Because of the Twisted Rumor
[17:35] guy
Die in a fire, popular guy!
[17:37] girl
Boyfriend.
SIGN Simply Nosy
[17:41] guy
What's going on?
SIGN Cat
[17:50] mok
What should I do?
[17:51] mok
I can't protect Aoyama-kun all by myself!
[17:57] coa
Take five!
[18:11] tak
Aoyama's towel!
[18:16] mok
Everybody, please stop!
[18:26] yos
That's our Aoyama!
[18:27] sak
He's ducking and diving
through that onslaught!
[18:31] tsu
And for some unknown reason,
he's also dribbling.
[18:35] sak
Amazing! That's amazing,
but he's a grade-A idiot!
[18:41] mok
I-I need to protect Aoyama-kun!
[18:48] zai
Towel, towel, towel, towel!
Enough of that crap!
[18:56] zai
What gave you interlopers the idea that
you can set foot on this sacred field?!
[19:02] zai
We're serious about soccer!
[19:07] zai
If you get in our way,
I won't care if you're a girl or a guy!
[19:09] zai
I'll kill you!
[19:15] guy
Zaizen doesn't scare me, but his dad...
[19:18] guy2
Yeah. Draw the ire of the Zaizen family,
and you'll get rubbed out.
[19:22] ---
Tch...
[19:27] coa
Kaocchi, nice power play.
[19:34] zai
Jeez...
[19:36] zai
I can't believe all those people are
going bananas over Aoyama's stupid towel.
[19:40] zai
What a bunch of idiots.
[19:45] zai
I'm not a pervert.
[19:54] zai
Dammit!
[19:58] zai
I'm...
[19:59] (Flashback) tsu
It smells super good.
[20:01] (Flashback) yos
Its fresh scent conjured up
a vision of translucent blue.
[20:05] zai
Aoyama's towel is just...
[20:07] (Flashback) cap
It smelled better than I imagined.
[20:09] (Flashback) guy2
Even his towel's aroma is alluring.
[20:11] zai
I'm...
[20:17] zai
What is this nostalgic smell,
so full of kindness?
[20:40] zai
It's mommy's smell...
[20:49] aoy
You're a pervert.
[20:51] zai
No!
[20:52] zai
I-It's not like that!
[20:53] zai
It just triggered some nostalgia!
[20:54] zai
P-Please forget you saw anything!
[20:58] aoy
Zaizen-san, please dispose of that towel.
[21:03] aoy
I won't forget this.
[21:07] zai
Please forget it...
[21:12] but
Master Kaoru, shall we wash this towel?
[21:15] zai
No, leave it as it is.
[21:24] mok
Yesterday, Zaizen-san
took care of the situation,
[21:27] mok
but as the manager, I need to work harder.
[21:31] aoy
Hey.
[21:32] mok
G-G-Good morning!
[21:34] tsu
I'm telling you,
Gotou-chan might have a thing for me.
[21:37] sak
Nah. If anything, it's me she likes.
[21:38] mok
That's right. I'm the manager.
[21:41] sak
Oh, hey, Gotou-chan.
[21:43] mok
Oh, good morning!
[21:45] sak
That's...
[21:46] yos
Aw, her tee...
[21:47] mok
So no matter how much I like him...
[21:52] mok
my feelings for Aoyama-kun...
SIGN Aoyama 4 Life
[21:55] mok
...have to stay a secret!
SIGN Japan U-16's Aoyama Scores the Winner!!
[23:32] gir
So this is Aoyama, huh?
SIGN Next time
SIGN The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
3 - The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
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[00:00] tsu
Hey, have you heard?
[00:02] tsu
In order to avoid people,
Aoyama basically never takes the train.
[00:06] sak
Really? That sounds like Aoyama.
[00:09] sak
He'll have a rough time making it to
our game against Takada Academy tomorrow.
[00:16] yos
What's up?
[00:18] tsu
Isn't that Aoyama?
[00:21] yos
You're right.
[00:28] kan
I may be able to give Aoyama
a reason not to show up.
SIGN #03
SIGN The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
[02:05] all
Mr. Zaizen! Thank you for treating us!
[02:08] zai
I never said it was my treat.
[02:10] sak
It's our tradition to eat at a family
restaurant the day before a match!
[02:15] zai
Stop making up traditions.
I only treated you one time.
[02:18] sak
You can't go into battle on an empty stomach!
[02:21] sak
We want to win tomorrow, right?
Right, Aoyama?
[02:28] aoy
I'm going home.
[02:30] sak
Why? He's treating us!
[02:32] zai
I just told you I didn't say that.
[02:33] sak
Look! It's the next head of
the Zaizen family over here!
[02:36] tsu
Aoyama, let's do some killer mixing
at the drink bar and start a revolution!
[02:40] aoy
I'd rather get home quickly
and take a shower.
[02:46] sak
Looks like nature's providing you
with one right now.
[02:51] wom
Welcome.
[02:53] wom
Can I take your order?
[02:56] zai
This is some guerrilla downpour...
[02:57] tsu
We'll all start with the drink bar.
[02:59] wait
It's right over there.
[03:16] zai
So that's out, too?
[03:23] yos
That looks gross. What's with that color?
[03:26] tsu
It's cola plus melon soda.
It might look bad, but it's the best!
[03:29] tsu
I dipped a teabag in there as well.
[03:32] sak
Well, let's prepare ourselves for making it
through the preliminaries tomorrow—
[03:36] tak
Unacceptable.
[03:39] tak
It's beyond belief that Aoyama's
playing for such a worthless team.
[03:43] tak
It's like giving a national
cultural treasure to toddlers.
[03:48] sak
You're that perverted forward from
Oshigami-Minami, Takechi Akira!
[03:52] tak
Ah, it's the worthless soccer team
from Fujimi High School.
[03:55] zai
Who are you calling a worthless team?!
[03:58] tak
Aoyama!
[04:02] tak
Fancy running into you here.
What a coincidence.
[04:04] zai
Stop it with the ab flexing!
[04:06] zai
People call you a pervert because
you do that no matter where you are!
[04:10] zai
And coincidence? Puh-lease. You always
come and watch our practice sessions.
[04:14] tak
Why would I lower myself to
watching a bunch of amateurs train?
[04:19] zai
You may think those sunglasses in
your pocket are an adequate disguise,
[04:23] zai
but they're conspicuous as hell!
[04:25] tak
Well, if the cat's out of the bag—
[04:27] zai
You're not even trying to keep it there!
[04:28] tak
So you're up against
Takada Academy tomorrow?
[04:32] tak
If we fielded our starting eleven
against them, we'd win at least five-nil.
[04:37] tak
And if we had Aoyama,
[04:40] tak
even the lowest estimate
would see us scoring ten goals.
[04:46] tsu
So what?
[04:47] yos
Hypothetical scenarios are so pointless.
[04:50] yos
Let's eat.
[04:51] sak
No matter what you say,
Aoyama's on our team.
[04:55] sak
Go home, go home.
[04:56] tak
This is why you're all worthless!
You're not getting my point!
[05:00] ---
I'm saying you aren't fit
to be Aoyama's teammates!
[05:04] zai
Shut up! There are other customers in here!
[05:06] zai
Stop shouting!
[05:07] girl
What's going on?
[05:08] girl
A fight? That's so lame.
[05:10] tac
Takechi-san, please calm down!
[05:13] wai
I can take your order now.
[05:19] yos
It's finally here!
[05:21] yos
Thank you for the food!
[05:24] zai
Hey, Aoyama, you're not going to eat?
[05:28] yos
This jumbo Hamburg steak is addictive!
You should order it.
[05:32] wait
Here's your jumbo Hamburg steak.
[05:38] tak
You guys know nothing about Aoyama.
[05:42] zai
What?
[05:43] tak
Aoyama never eats out.
[05:45] tak
He only eats nutritionally balanced
meals he's prepared himself.
[05:51] tak
He does that so he can stay in
perfect shape as an athlete.
[05:54] tak
He's not like you slobs,
[05:57] tak
who pay no regard to your prelim match
tomorrow and eat with reckless abandon.
[06:06] zai
I think his germaphobia just prevents him
from eating food someone else has made.
[06:10] tak
So, Aoyama, I will take care
of this thing for you.
[06:16] yos
Now wait just one minute...
[06:18] yos
That's actually my job.
[06:21] tak
You already have the same dish
in front of you!
[06:24] tos
This? It'll be gone in three seconds flat!
[06:30] tos
Now, gimme that Hamb—
[06:33] tos
You already finished it?!
[06:38] sak
That pervert keeps provoking us!
[06:45] wai
Your cheese-filled Hamburg steak.
[06:47] tak
Huh? I didn't order that.
[06:50] wai
The gentlemen over there
ordered it for you.
[06:52] sak
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[06:56] yos
I don't think you can beat me for speed.
[06:59] tak
You schmuck. You dare to challenge me?
[07:03] tak
All right, then!
[07:06] tsu
It's a dead heat!
[07:08] sak
The next battle is over the Japanese-style
radish-topped Hamburg steak!
[07:11] yos
Huh? Another Hamburg steak?
[07:13] zai
How long is this rainstorm going to last?
[07:17] zai
And how long will this
speed-eating contest go on for?
[07:19] zai
I guess at this point,
they're competing over who can eat more.
[07:22] saK
Wow, only five more dishes and they
will have conquered the whole menu!
[07:26] tsu
In that case,
the one who eats it all first wins.
[07:29] tach
Takechi-san, let's call it quits!
This is such a silly fight.
[07:32] tak
Tachibana, there are fights
you can't afford to lose.
SIGN There are fights you
can't afford to lose
[07:37] tak
Even if it wasn't our regular eleven,
we lost the training match against them.
SIGN We lost
[07:45] tak
Losing against the same opponent twice?
[07:48] tak
My pride won't allow it!
SIGN My pride won't allow it
[07:51] tac
No, wait. This has nothing to do with soccer!
SIGN This has nothing to do with soccer
[07:58] tsu
They're finally on the last dish!
It's everyone's favorite: curry and rice!
[08:02] sak
And now both contestants' hands
have stopped in midair!
[08:05] tak
To be honest, my stomach went
way past capacity a long time ago.
[08:09] tak
I feel like it can't even
take another grain of rice.
[08:12] tak
But you know what?
[08:14] tak
Watch me, Aoyama!
[08:16] tak
I am better than these scrubs
in every regard!
[08:21] sak
Takechi's powering through
to the home stretch!
[08:27] tak
You and I... We met in middle school,
at the training match for the Tokyo try-outs.
[08:35] tak
I still remember the pass you made to me
in the youth internationals.
[08:39] tak
It was the kind of pass
that guides you to the goal.
[08:43] tak
I can't forget how it felt.
[08:51] tak
No matter who they are, any forward
who receives a pass like that
[08:55] tak
will want to receive it again.
[09:00] tak
That's why I've tried everything
I can to persuade him.
[09:04] tak
I wanted to conquer all of Japan with you.
[09:07] saK
The last bite!
[09:09] titl
Pass the ball to me like that once more!
[09:12] saK
Aoyama!
[09:15] saK
"Seasonal dish: the mega-sized
strawberry parfait?"
[09:20] aot
Takechi-san, this is the last item.
[09:22] tak
You perfectionist.
[09:25] wai
This... is our mega-sized
strawberry parfait.
[09:31] tak
Aoyama, that was one hell of a killer pass.
[09:35] tac
Takechi-san!
[09:37] tsu
Hang in there, Takechi! I've brought
my special hyper-mixed drink for you!
[09:42] yos
Dessert goes into a different stomach.
[09:44] sak
Looks like we win again.
[09:49] aoy
The rain's stopped, so I'm going home.
[09:53] girl
So this place we went to last time
with Kana was so delicious.
[09:57] girl
Let's go there together.
[09:59] gi2
Yeah, I want to go!
[10:00] gi3
Kana?
SIGN Tokyo Subdivision Preliminaries Arena
[10:05] zai
That damn clean freak!
Where's that oddball got to?
[10:09] zai
Where did he go?!
[10:10] cap
Calm down, Zaizen.
He was here just a moment ago.
[10:14] cap
He'll be back.
[10:15] sak
Yeah, cool your jets.
[10:18] zai
You guys are way too relaxed about this!
[10:20] zai
The important first match of
the Inter-High preliminaries is today!
[10:23] zai
Dammit, don't you know this already, Aoyama?!
[10:31] aoy
All right.
[10:35] kan
What a drag.
[10:37] kan
Why on earth must they insist on
playing matches at our school?
[10:40] kan
It just creates more work.
[10:48] kan
Hey, you!
[10:50] kan
Why are you washing the bottle I just washed?
[10:54] aoy
Well...
[10:55] kan
"Well"?
[10:57] aoy
Because it's dirty.
[11:02] kan
Then why don't you come and help me?
[11:06] ori
All right! Are you done warming up?
[11:09] all
Yessir!
[11:10] guy
But, Orihara-san,
this Fujimi High we're up against
[11:13] guy
has that Aoyama dude playing for them.
[11:15] ori
So what?
[11:22] kan
It's not like I do this because I want to.
[11:26] kan
My boyfriend happens to be
the captain of the team, so...
[11:29] kan
Gross! What have they been doing in here?
[11:32] kan
Oh, please put that box
on the shelf at the back.
[11:35] kan
My boyfriend's a punk,
but he actually cares about soccer.
[11:40] kan
He told me that today's opponent
in the prelims are a real threat.
[11:45] kan
His name...
[11:48] aoy
Why have you locked the door?
[11:51] kan
Aoyama from Fujimi High School.
[11:54] kan
You won't be getting out of here.
[11:57] kan
Not until the match is over, anyway.
[12:02] txt
Always showing
off his six-pack!
SIGN Takechi Akira
SIGN Tachibana
SIGN New formula
SIGN The cleaning power will astonish you
[12:04] txt
Bring on
[12:04] txt
the foul play
SIGN Orihara Youji
SIGN Kana
SIGN Tokyo Subdivision Preliminaries Arena
[12:10] cam1
This is a surprisingly big crowd
for a subdivision preliminary.
[12:13] cam2
It's because Fujimi High School
has that Aoyama kid.
[12:17] cam2
They're probably all here for him.
[12:19] cam1
I see. He's just that popular, huh?
[12:22] cam2
This is weird, though.
I don't see him anywhere.
[12:29] tsu
Aoyama isn't coming.
[12:30] zai
I'm seriously going to murder him!
[12:33] cap
The match is starting.
[12:35] sak
Let's keep this huddle going
just a little bit longer.
[12:39] mok
I can't find Aoyama-kun anywhere!
[12:41] miw
Seriously?! What's that
chronically late fool playing at?
[12:44] mok
I-I'll go look again!
[12:47] miw
Aoyama going AWOL is an issue,
[12:49] miw
but we also got a bad draw
with this first opponent.
[12:53] miw
It's not like Takada Academy
has any standout players,
[12:57] miw
but everyone on the team
is physically solid and runs a lot.
[13:01] miw
And they don't shy away from
a bit of foul play in order to win.
[13:06] miw
They're famous for being a team
that likes to rough other teams up.
[13:13] sak
Son of a...
SIGN Soccer Team
SIGN Conquer the Nation
Takada Academy Soccer Team
[13:17] kan
I can't let you play in that match.
[13:24] kan
Don't move!
[13:27] kan
I'll scream otherwise.
SIGN I see.
[13:33] aoy
You play dirty.
[13:36] kan
Huh? Wha—
[13:39] kan
What happened?
[13:41] aoy
When I thought about the fact that
I'm locked in here, I suddenly...
[13:44] kan
So not only are you a clean freak,
but you're also claustrophobic?!
[13:47] aoy
Don't touch me.
[13:49] kan
You're such a pain!
[13:51] kan
Just being locked in made you
break out in a cold sweat and collapse...
[13:56] kan
And you're a severe germaphobe, aren't you?
[13:59] kan
Can you even play soccer, a game
where you keep running into people?
[14:04] kan
It's impossible to play this sport
without getting dirty.
[14:09] cam1
They blasted it in on the counter.
[14:10] cam1
Takada Academy bag themselves another goal.
[14:13] ori
All right! Goal number two!
[14:15] sak
Damn.
[14:17] sak
Once they scored, they shored up
their defense and waited to counterattack.
[14:20] tsu
Even though they look like delinquents,
they take soccer seriously.
[14:25] miw
Where are you at a time like this, Aoyama?
[14:31] kan
Just another thirty minutes.
[14:33] aoy
Does your boyfriend know about this?
[14:39] kan
Of course he doesn't.
[14:41] aoy
You looked so shifty just then.
[14:43] kan
N-N-No, I didn't!
[14:44] kan
I'm doing this on my own!
[14:48] aoy
Stop...
[14:51] aoy
Gotou Moka.
[14:54] mok
Anyone who makes Aoyama-kun suffer
has to answer to me.
[14:59] kan
How did you... The lock!
[15:02] mok
This kind of cheap lock
won't even stop me for ten seconds.
[15:06] mok
Some people saw a girl and Aoyama-kun
walking in the direction of the clubhouses,
[15:10] mok
so I unlocked them one by one to check.
[15:14] mok
Aoyama-kun, please hurry!
The match has started!
[15:24] cam1
Fifteen minutes remain,
and Aoyama is missing.
[15:27] cam1
Might be time to pack up.
[15:28] cam2
You said it.
[15:32] zai
That idiot.
[15:34] girls
Aoyama-kun!
[15:35] cam2
Aoyama has finally made it on to the field!
[15:37] cheer
Aoyama-kun!
[15:37] cam1
Fifteen minutes left, two goals behind.
That's an uphill task, even for Aoyama.
[15:42] zai
What were you doing?
[15:44] zai
And why do you have a brush?
[15:45] aoy
Zaizen-san.
[15:47] aoy
I'm going to pass to you.
[15:53] ori
Why is he here?
[15:55] ori
Ha. So you've finally
shown your face, Aoyama.
[15:59] ori
I've been waiting to take you on.
[16:01] ori
But it's really unfortunate that
there are only fifteen minutes left.
SIGN Takada
SIGN 1st
SIGN 2nd
SIGN ET
SIGN Fujimi
[16:12] cap
Aoyama!
[16:14] all
Aoyama's first touch!
[16:16] all
What will he do now?
[16:24] zai
That's way too far for a pass!
[16:26] ori
Ishida, get back! He's going for goal!
[16:31] mob
Saved by the bar!
[16:33] mob
He's really up for this, going for
a long-range shot after just one touch!
[16:39] mob
He's only made one play,
but I can already smell a goal coming!
[16:42] girl
So cool!
[16:45] cam
That's Aoyama. Shoot! Shoot!
[16:48] zai
Tch. "I'm going to pass to you," my ass.
[16:50] tsu
See! That's our Aoyama right there!
[16:53] sak
Did you see that?
[16:54] yos
Right on!
[16:55] ori
I told you not to give him
space or time on the ball!
[16:58] ori
It's dangerous!
[16:59] guy
Yessir! I'm sorry!
[17:00] ori
Damn, so this is Aoyama...
[17:04] ori
How can he move so fast, yet keep
the ball at his feet like it's on a string?
[17:09] cam
He scores! Goal number one for Aoyama!
[17:12] ori
Dammit! He's in a totally different league.
[17:15] ori
But you know, soccer's not
a clean game. You get me?
[17:24] ori
Do it!
[17:28] ori
Put more people on him!
Don't let him get away!
[17:32] cam
It's amazing that he can be surrounded
and still keep the ball.
[17:35] sak
Hey, now...
[17:36] zai
They're being way too obvious
about wanting to hurt Aoyama.
[17:43] cam
He crossed while being surrounded.
[17:45] cam2
And it's on a dime!
[17:47] cam2
How did he even see that?
[17:51] guys
Aoyama got sent flying!
[17:57] sak
Goal! It's two apiece! We're tied!
[18:01] ---
Aoyama!
[18:08] mob
Yeah, that warranted a card.
[18:10] guy
What, really?
[18:12] zai
Bastard! What the hell?!
[18:14] cap
Zaizen!
[18:15] zai
That was totally on purpose!
[18:17] zai
Cut the crap!
[18:19] guy
I just had too much momentum.
[18:24] zai
Hey, are you okay?
[18:26] aoy
I'm fine.
[18:28] zai
You're...
[18:30] zai
totally not fine!
[18:32] aoY
What do you mean?
[18:33] zai
Stop pretending!
[18:34] all
Aoyama's movements have
suddenly become stilted!
[18:39] mok
Once his uncleanliness
crosses a certain threshold,
[18:42] mok
Aoyama-kun gets so stressed out
that he can't play properly.
[18:45] miw
Let's put that away, shall we?
[18:47] orI
Right now, Aoyama is a waste of space!
Let's put them away!
[18:52] cap
Since Aoyama can't move,
we need to cover for him!
[18:55] zai
Yeah, we just have to do it!
[18:57] cam
It's 2-2, and neither team is yielding!
[18:59] cam
There isn't much time left,
so the next goal will decide the game.
SIGN Takada
SIGN 1st
SIGN 2nd
SIGN ET
SIGN Fujimi
[19:03] ---
There!
[19:04] sak
No!
[19:05] cam
Fujimi's defending for their lives,
[19:07] cam
but with Aoyama in that state,
this will be tough.
[19:15] sak
We've somehow kept it tied,
but it's starting to look hopeless.
[19:19] miw
Less than five minutes left!
[19:25] cam
Takada Academy's attacks are relentless!
[19:28] ori
I've got it!
[19:35] ori
I thought...
[19:36] ori
you couldn't move.
[19:40] all
Wow, he controlled that piledriver
on his chest!
[19:43] all
And now, he's counterattacking!
[19:46] guy
I'll make you go flying again!
[19:48] guy
Wha—
[19:50] cam
This is a complete departure from his
earlier finesse. He's going in hard!
[19:54] zai
He came back out of his shell.
[19:56] cap
Yeah.
[19:58] miw
Aoyama hates losing more than dying.
[20:01] miw
When he reaches the last five minutes...
[20:03] ori
Stop, you little turd!
[20:07] miw
the shackles of his germaphobia...
[20:14] miw
can no longer keep him down!
[20:24] cam
He scores! All by himself!
A lightning counterattack!
[20:29] cam2
3-2! Fujimi High School pulls ahead!
[20:33] ori
What is it with you?!
[20:34] ori
I thought you hated getting dirty!
[20:37] aoy
I hate dirty things.
[20:41] aoy
Chief among them...
[20:43] aoy
Dirty cheats.
[20:48] aoy
So I'm going to crush you
with everything I've got.
[20:56] tak
Unacceptable.
[20:57] tak
Aoyama's a monster in the youth division
who's never lost, not even once.
[21:09] cam
Time's up! In the end, Fujimi wins 5-2!
[21:11] all
We did it, we did it!
[21:17] zai
Yeah!
[21:21] all
Aoyama!
[21:25] zai
Learn your lesson already, guys.
[21:31] guy
What is this?
[21:34] guy
Why is the clubhouse so clean?
[21:36] ori
So Aoyama wasn't locked in here,
but stayed back to clean?!
[21:40] girl
Aoyama-kun!
[21:48] tsu
Thank you! Thank you!
[21:50] kan
Aoyama-kun! You're so cool!
[21:54] ori
Kana!
[23:31] nar
You're a germaphobe,
but you're on a sports team.
[23:34] nar
That's hard to fathom, Aoyama.
SIGN Next time
SIGN Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret
4 - Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret
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SIGN Palm Frog
SIGN The
SIGN Swamps
SIGN Smart
SIGN Mage ° Aki
SIGN Smart
SIGN Knight
Thunder
[00:03] nar
My name is Narita Shion.
[00:05] nar
Like Aoyama, I am a clean freak.
[00:09] nar
For observers, being a clean freak
is nothing but a disadvantage...
[00:13] nar
A weakness.
[00:19] nar
Attract attention, and you'll have to
interact more with people,
[00:22] nar
increasing the risk of your getting dirty.
[00:25] mag
Here we go!
[00:32] nar
But online, I can communicate without
the looming stress of getting dirty.
[00:51] voi
Quest complete!
[00:55] nar
Letting people in the real world know
that you're a clean freak is idiotic.
[01:01] nar
That's why I keep it a secret.
SIGN #04
SIGN Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret
[03:04] nar
This is the only time I can relax at school.
[03:09] nar
In an hour, this classroom
will become a battlefield.
[03:17] gir
Yuuko, the camera's on the other side.
[03:23] nar
All my classmates are vulgar and ill-mannered.
[03:27] nar
Worse than trash mobs in the MMORPG I play.
[03:38] nar
Stop screwing around
in the classroom, you vermin!
[03:41] kir
Sorry, Narita!
[03:46] nar
Don't wipe it with your sleeve!
You're just spreading it!
[03:50] nar
It's fine.
[03:52] nar
I've got the rest.
[03:54] nar
The best way is to just not get involved.
[03:59] guy
Hey, Aoyama, did you finish
your morning cleaning ritual?
[04:03] aoy
Yup.
[04:04] nar
I can't fathom why he'd risk getting dirty
by cleaning public property.
[04:11] guy
Lately, this online game called
Monstrosity Hunter has got me hooked!
[04:29] kir
Sorry, Aoyama...
[04:34] nar
Avoid interacting with others
as much as possible
[04:36] nar
and above all else, prioritize
reducing the risk of getting dirty.
[04:41] nar
That's the smart way to live
if you're a clean freak.
SIGN Home Economics
[04:51] tea
Today, you will be making
[04:53] tea
pork miso soup with rolled omelet
and a side salad.
[04:56] tea
Each group needs to work together
to make it a delic—
[05:02] girl
Wouldn't it be better to wash
the vegetables with soap?
[05:06] gir
Dunno.
[05:08] guy
This is hard to watch.
[05:10] kir
The girls in our class have zero girl skills.
[05:19] kir
Narita's amazing with a knife!
[05:21] rik
Not bad!
[05:23] nar
I could do this with my eyes closed.
[05:26] guys
Aoyama's slicing veg super fast, too!
[05:31] nar
The cucumbers are dancing
and leaping through the air,
[05:39] nar
before neatly floating into the bowl.
[05:40] nar
This is art!
[05:42] tea
That's Aoyama-kun for you.
[05:44] tea
That isn't something you can do
unless you use knives a lot every day.
[05:51] nar
For a clean freak, that's standard.
[05:54] kir
Whoa! Narita's moving super fast,
without any wasted movements!
[05:59] kir
He's finishing dish after dish,
all by himself!
[06:03] rik
Should I help?
[06:06] nar
Leave it to me.
[06:07] rik
Huh...
[06:08] nar
I can't eat anything that
someone else has made,
[06:11] nar
so I have no choice but to cook every day.
[06:12] riK
Then I'll just do a taste test.
[06:15] nar
Don't put the ladle to your lips!
[06:18] riK
Yum!
[06:19] nar
Thank you...
[06:20] nar
Don't put it back!
[06:21] nar
I can't eat that soup now...
[06:23] guys
This side is done, too!
[06:26] nar
Aoyama...
[06:30] nar
It looks like a normal pork miso soup...
[06:36] nar
What is this delicious aroma
that grabs you by your stomach?!
[06:40] tea
This smells really good, Aoyama-kun.
[06:44] aoy
I used homemade miso for it.
[06:46] tea
Huh?
[06:47] nar
Homemade miso? That's cheating!
[06:50] guy
Well, let's see how it tastes...
[06:51] girl
Thanks for the grub.
[06:56] guy
So good!
[06:58] girl
My life was worth it for this moment!
[07:03] girls
That's not fair!
[07:04] girls
I wanna eat something
Aoyama-kun's made, too!
[07:06] kir
Me, too! Me, too!
[07:09] nar
Even the people in my
group are crowding him...
[07:11] nar
I won't forget this.
[07:16] tsu
I'm so hungry, I could die.
[07:19] tsu
I always get famished by fourth period.
[07:21] yos
Just one more hour to go.
[07:27] tsu
Pork miso soup.
[07:31] tsu
Pork miso soup.
[07:32] tsu
Pork miso soup.
[07:32] tea
Hey, Yoshioka, we're still in class.
Where are you going?!
[07:33] yos
Pork miso soup.
[07:34] yos
Pork miso soup.
[07:35] tsu
Hey, hey, hey now! Yocchi!
[07:39] tsu
Pork miso soup!
[07:47] all
Is this where the pork miso soup is?!
[07:50] guy
More and more people are turning up
because of the scent!
[07:54] tea
Your food's capable of drawing a huge crowd?
[07:56] tea
What kind of terrifying dish
did you make, Aoyama-kun?
[08:00] yos
Gimme some soup!
[08:03] guy
The soup is long gone!
[08:05] yos
No way!
[08:10] nar
I have some fried rice, if you want.
[08:15] tsu
Fried rice is great, too!
[08:16] all
Fried rice! Fried rice!
[08:19] nar
See that, Aoyama?
[08:20] nar
At my level, even white rice can become
a delicacy in a matter of minutes.
[08:28] kir
Aoyama made chicken rice!
[08:32] yos
I'll show you what I can do.
[08:35] aoy
Please wait.
[08:42] yos
It's not chicken rice!
[08:44] yos
It's fluffy omelet rice!
[08:47] tsu
What?!
[08:49] nar
Damn, that's not fair, Aoyama.
[08:52] nar
Making the egg that fluffy...
[08:55] tea
Everyone who's not in this class,
go back to your own classrooms!
[08:59] tea
What should I do? I'm not tough enough
to get a handle on this situation.
[09:04] juu
You should all be in class!
[09:06] tea
My saviors!
[09:08] juu
What's this? Smells good.
[09:11] zai
Can we have some?
[09:12] tea
Or not. Just two extra mouths!
[09:14] nar
This is bad.
[09:16] nar
We don't have enough ingredients
to prepare food for everyone.
[09:19] mok
U-Um...
[09:21] mok
W-We took this from the dining hall.
[09:24] tea
Th-That's a lot!
[09:27] nar
All right. With that much food,
we have way more options.
[09:34] stu
Pasta with tomato sauce and mozzarella!
[09:40] stu
Meat and potato stew!
[09:41] stu
Seafood paella!
[09:43] stu
Steak with ginger!
[09:44] stu
Pancakes!
[09:45] stu
French toast!
[09:47] stu
These two can make anything!
[09:57] (Flashback) dad
Shion, everything here tastes amazing.
[10:01] (Flashback) dad
What's wrong? Aren't you hungry?
[10:04] ---
We can't eat food that
someone else has touched.
[10:08] nar
No.
[10:09] nar
Anything we want to eat,
we have to make ourselves.
[10:14] nar
You have the same issue, don't you, Aoyama?
[10:18] zai
I'm stuffed.
[10:19] tsu
Those two are way too good at cooking.
[10:21] yos
I can't eat any more.
[10:23] girl
I seriously want to marry Aoyama-kun.
[10:25] gir2
Me, too!
[10:26] bioy
Me, too!
[10:27] nar
This is dumb. Why did we even
make food for all those people?
[10:38] nar
What are you playing at?
[10:40] nar
We don't consume anything
that anyone else has touched.
[10:44] nar
Hey...
[10:47] nar
Could it be that his germaphobia
has nothing to do with it?
[10:51] nar
That he just enjoys cooking?
[10:55] nar
Hey, Aoyama...
[10:58] nar
Teach me how to make that
raccoon face in a latte.
[11:02] aoy
That's a cat.
SIGN Clean Freak!
SIGN Narita Shion
SIGN "I'll do the rest, so don't worry about it."
SIGN Class Rep
SIGN Natural enemies of the clean freak!
SIGN Rikiishi Yuuko
[11:11] guy
Quest complete!
[11:13] nar
In Hunter*, you play by forming
groups called guilds.
[11:16] nar
You could say that teamwork*
is the foundation of success.
[11:24] guy
Guild Leader, there's a hunter
that wants to join our guild.
[11:28] nar
Oh?
[11:37] guy
It's this guy.
[11:40] nar
Wait, this raccoon...
[11:42] aoi
It's a cat.
[11:45] nar
The hairdo, the sour look...
And his nickname is Ao—
SIGN Aoi Sanmyaku
[11:49] aoi
Hi! My name's Aoi Sanmyaku!
[11:52] aoi
Please call me San-chan!
[11:56] guy
He's full of energy, isn't he?
[11:58] nar
A-Am I mistaken?
[12:00] nar
Nice to meet you.
I'm Smart, the guild leader.
[12:03] nar
We're a high-end veteran guild.
[12:06] nar
Half-baked hunters won't be able
to keep up with us.
[12:08] nar
Will you?
[12:09] aoi
I'll crush any monster that comes
my way with these iron fists!
[12:25] aoi
Iron Ball Shot!
[12:28] nar
What happened to using your fists?!
[12:32] nar
An OHKO precision kick?!
[12:34] guy
Quest complete!
[12:36] mag
San-chan, you're great!
[12:38] all
Yay! Yay! Yay!
[12:41] nar
Yeah, Aoyama would never celebrate like that.
[12:55] nar
He even scrubs places like that?
[12:57] girl
Aoyama-kun!
[13:03] girl
Um...
[13:05] nar
Wait, what's going on?
[13:06] girL
P-Please go out with me!
[13:08] nar
Seriously? She actually asked him out?
[13:10] aoy
Sorry, I can't.
[13:12] girl
Dammit, why do you have to be all cool
and collected when you reject me, too?!
[13:18] nar
Yup.
[13:20] nar
This is what Aoyama's like.
[13:28] nar
That's...
[13:29] nar
That's the official Hunter key ring that
the game company only gives out
[13:32] nar
to the hunters they recognize
as the best of the best!
[13:37] nar
Of course, I have one, too.
[13:39] nar
And on the back, they engrave your nickname.
SIGN Smart
[13:44] nar
Aoyama...
[13:48] nar
In Monstrosity Hunter*,
you can have your own room,
[13:51] guy
Your room's always so nice and tidy.
[13:51] nar
where you invite friends to talk.
[13:55] nar
Thank you.
[13:57] guy
You know, ever since San-chan joined,
our party hasn't been wiped out once.
[14:02] mag
Yes, San-chan's strong, cheerful,
mindful, kind and I think...
[14:09] mag
I might be in love with him!
[14:16] guy
He ran away!
[14:19] nar
What was that reaction just now?
SIGN Smart
[14:26] nar
I don't want to ask him outright*
and make him get all defensive.
[14:31] nar
I guess looking at Aoyama's key ring
would be the quickest way.
[14:34] rik
What's up?
[14:36] nar
Nothing. Do you need something?
[14:39] riK
I was wondering if I could copy your notes.
[14:41] riK
I forgot to take any earlier,
[14:44] riK
and you're so smart and always
take such good notes.
[14:47] riK
Please show me!
[14:49] nar
My beautiful notes!
[14:52] rik
Ah, my head itches.
I forgot to take a bath yesterday.
[14:56] nar
I can't let this toad have them! No way!
[14:59] nar
But I won't let myself get worked up.
[15:01] nar
I reckon it'd be faster to take
a picture with your smartphone.
[15:04] rik
You're a genius!
[15:07] rik
Oh crap, my phone's about to die.
[15:09] rik
So can I just take them?
[15:11] nar
I'm still using them.
[15:13] rik
Come on, it'll only take a second.
[15:15] nar
Take a hint!
[15:16] rik
Is there some reason I can't have them?
[15:20] nar
It wouldn't be smart to let myself
get outed as a clean freak.
SIGN Smart
[15:27] rik
Hey, don't run away!
[15:30] rik
He's back!
[15:32] nar
I copied them in the teachers' office,
so you can have these.
[15:35] rik
Oh, thanks!
[15:40] kir
All right!
[15:43] kir
PE next!
[15:45] guy
Yeah!
[15:47] nar
PE... I may get chance to take
a peek at Aoyama's key ring then.
[15:52] nar
The best time would be
when everyone's changing...
[15:58] rik
Huh? My gym clothes have vanished?
[16:02] rik
H-Huh? Wait, they've been stolen?!
[16:04] guy
What's going on?
[16:06] guy2
Rikiishi's gym clothes have been stolen!
[16:08] guy
Seriously?!
[16:10] pre
All right, boys! Give them back right now,
and I won't report this to the teachers.
[16:14] pre
Just so you know, everybody but
the germaphobic Aoyama-kun is a suspect.
[16:20] pre
There is only one truth!
[16:24] nar
Remove me from your list, too,
Miss Bowl Cut Gorilla!
[16:27] kir
But Class Rep,
[16:28] kir
how could anyone steal gym clothes from
a locker in a classroom full of people?
[16:32] kir
It'd be impossible to do it
without being seen.
[16:36] pres
That's true, and we didn't move rooms today.
[16:39] pres
Yuuko, when was the last time you saw them?
[16:42] rik
I stuffed them into my locker
right before going home yesterday.
[16:46] nar
Must have been a real weirdo
who stole something that filthy.
[16:50] pre
The classroom gets locked
right after everyone's left for the day.
[16:55] pre
The next time it's unlocked
is 7 AM the next morning.
[16:58] pre
Which means the crime was likely committed
before all of us got here this morning.
[17:03] gir
Come to think of it, isn't Narita-kun
always the first one to arrive?
[17:09] gir2
He always leaves the classrooms last, too.
[17:11] gir3
It's always the quiet ones.
[17:14] rik
Narita, you...
[17:16] girl
Gross.
[17:18] nar
Me? Gross?!
[17:20] nar
What's going on here?
[17:22] nar
Don't tell me they actually suspect me!
[17:26] nar
Hang on. That's a serious accusation
to make without any evidence.
[17:30] pres
But you have no alibi, either.
[17:32] pres
And earlier, you were all like, "The best
time would be when everyone's changing."
[17:35] pres
I heard it with my own ears,
and if that's not fishy, nothing is!
[17:38] nar
Shut up, Miss Bowl Cut Gorilla!
[17:41] guy
Show us what's in your bag.
[17:44] nnar
The horned garidons are attacking, too?!
[17:48] nnar
Aoyama!
[17:53] nnar
That rat!
[17:54] nnar
He walked out like this doesn't affect him.
[17:57] guy
Didn't you hear me, Narita?
Show us your bag!
[18:00] nar
Don't touch me!
[18:03] nar
Crap!
[18:04] nar
This is bad!
[18:08] guy
He's the culprit!
[18:10] guy
Catch him!
[18:15] nar
Dammit! I just wanted a quiet and,
above all, clean school life.
[18:23] nar
Why is this happening to me?
[18:25] nar
Why doesn't anyone believe me?
[18:33] nar
No, my face... the floor...
[18:37] aoy
Excuse me...
[18:41] aoy
He would never steal this.
SIGN Rikiishi
[18:47] guys
Huh?
[18:49] nar
A-Aoyama...
[18:52] nar
He believed me.
[18:56] yam
This gym bag was in my locker.
[19:01] pres
Yuuko, don't tell me...
[19:03] rik
Oops, I may have gone to the wrong classroom.
[19:06] pres
"May have"?!
[19:14] aoy
Narita Shion.
[19:16] aoy
It'd be better if you just
let them get to know you.
[19:20] nar
He... He saw right through me.
[19:26] nar
I have no idea what you're talking about.
[19:30] nar
I won't accept that.
[19:32] nar
I won't let anyone know
that I'm a clean freak.
[19:35] rik
Narita!
[19:36] rik
S-Sorry.
[19:38] pres
Sorry for accusing you
without listening to your side.
[19:41] guys
Sorry.
[19:42] guys
Sorry!
[19:43] guys
Sorry, Narita.
[19:45] nar
It all worked out, so it's all good.
[19:47] nar
I'm not mad.
[19:49] nar
I'm not wrong. This is the smart way
of living as a clean freak.
[19:56] riki
Narita, you're such a good egg!
[20:00] kir
Get a room, you two!
[20:04] rik
Don't get all hot under the collar.
It's only a hug!
[20:08] guys
All right, let's blow this joint.
SIGN Aoi Sanmyaku
[20:18] nar
So you were Aoi Sanmyaku, after all...
[20:25] nar
Is Aoi Sanmyaku here?
[20:27] guy
He went to his room to get
an item for the quest.
[20:31] nar
To his room, huh?
[20:32] nar
Got it.
[20:35] nar
The gap between his online and
offline personas threw me off a bit,
[20:38] nar
but I guess he can break down the walls
of his germaphobia here,
[20:41] nar
and that's why he can show his true face.
[20:46] nar
If Aoyama wasn't a clean freak,
maybe he'd be like that in real life, too.
[20:51] nar
Anyway, now I just have to
confirm it with him.
SIGN Aoi Sanmyaku
[20:58] nar
Hey, Aoi Sanmyaku! It's me, Smart.
[21:01] nar
I'm coming in!
[21:03] aoi
What's up, Guild Leader?
[21:06] nar
Huh? You...
[21:09] aoi
Let's go complete that quest already!
[21:16] nar
So he doesn't clean because he likes it?
[21:30] nar
I'll help.
[21:36] aoy
Perfect.
[21:37] nar
Or maybe he does...
[23:14] guy
For good luck, butt keepie-uppie!
[23:17] zai
Focus!
[23:19] zai
Our next opponent is
Minamida Fuzoku High School!
[23:27] (Flashback) mon
Statues should just stay still.
SIGN Next time
SIGN Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is All About Laughs
5 - Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is All About Laughs
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SIGN I ♥ Aoyama
SIGN Team Aoyama
[00:09] sat
Damn it!
[00:12] cheer
Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
[00:15] cheer
Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
[00:18] sat
C-Captain, what are you doing?
[00:18] cheer
Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
[00:23] cap
Nice shot! Good job, Aoyama!
[00:26] aoy
Th-Thanks.
[00:28] tsu
I never expected our captain to join
Aoyama's fan club: Team Aoyama.
[00:34] sak
Oh.
[00:36] yos
Here it comes!
[00:38] tsu
There, there, there, there!
[00:39] sak
And there it is!
[00:40] sak
The time-honored treasure in
four eyes' arsenal, butt keepie-uppie!
[00:40] tsu
There, there, there, there!
[00:47] tsu
It's working! It's working!
[00:49] tsu
This'll work tomorrow, too.
[00:51] tsu
I'm all about scoring laughs, not goals!
SIGN #05
SIGN Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is
All About Laughs
[02:29] sak
Gotcha!
[02:32] yos
Four eyes!
[02:34] tsu
Yeah!
[02:39] miw
The three stooges are combining nicely.
[02:42] all
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[02:46] sak
Go!
[02:47] tsu
Oops!
[02:47] yos
Hey!
[02:48] miw
Um...
[02:49] miw
Hi-yah!
[02:52] tsu
Ow!
[02:54] miw
You're taking it too far.
[02:56] miw
But it's great that you put
the team in a good mood.
[03:00] miw
Do the same in tomorrow's match, too.
[03:02] tsu
Leave it to me.
[03:04] oot
Go!
[03:05] tsu
There!
[03:06] oot
Go!
[03:06] tsu
There!
[03:07] oot
Go!
[03:14] zai
You're goofing off too much!
[03:15] sak
It's fine. Tsukamoto's our
"good vibes" officer.
[03:19] yos
This is just another day for him.
[03:22] oot
Another!
[03:23] tsu
Oops.
[03:28] cheer
Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! Dodge!
[03:36] cheer
He dodged it! Aoyama dodged it!
[03:38] cheer
He dodged it! Aoyama dodged it!
[03:40] zai
Captain, what are you doing?!
[03:43] yos
You didn't know, Zaizen?
His girlfriend's an Aoyama fan.
[03:47] sak
I've gained a newfound respect
for our captain.
[03:52] (Flashback) gir
Gaku-kun...
[03:54] (Flashback) cap
Yurippe...
[03:57] (Flashback) gir
Good luck!
[03:59] (Flashback) ---
Thanks!
[04:01] (Flashback) cap
Yuri—
SIGN I ♥
Aoyama
[04:05] (Flashback) girl
I only love you, Gaku.
SIGN I ♥
Aoyama
[04:17] sak
I didn't think he'd choose the life of
being an Aoyama fan with his girlfriend.
[04:23] zai
I see.
[04:25] zai
He's a member of the Aoyama fan club
and the soccer team captain.
[04:29] cap
I'll get going now.
[04:31] girl
Yeah, do your best!
SIGN Curse
[04:35] zai
This team is rotten to the core.
[04:42] all
Good morning!
[04:44] gua
Yes, good morni—
[04:49] cheer
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
[04:52] cheer
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
[04:56] cheer
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
[04:56] yoos
I totally didn't eat enough yesterday.
[04:59] zai
Are you kidding me?
[05:01] sak
Feed us our post-match meal again.
[05:02] zai
My treat again?
[05:04] zai
Get lost!
[05:11] min
I never thought the day would come
when the statue wouldn't be useless.
[05:19] sak
Today's field is grass! Woo!
[05:22] yos
Random diving!
[05:24] zai
We didn't come here to fool around!
[05:27] mok
I-I don't see Aoyama-kun anywhere!
[05:29] zai
Not again!
[05:32] aoy
Hi.
[05:33] zai
Damn you! Where have you been?!
[05:35] cheer
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
[05:39] cheer
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
[05:42] cheer
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
[05:44] cap
I'm going now, Yurippe.
[05:46] yur
Okay. Good luck, Gaku.
[05:51] cap
Gather round!
[05:51] zai
Hell no! What's wrong with you?!
[05:55] sak
Four eyes! Do that thing you always do!
[05:59] tsu
Y-Yeah, I got it!
[06:02] oot
It's what we've all been waiting for!
[06:06] tsu
Ow!
[06:08] kad
I'm sorry! My ball flew over this way!
[06:11] kad
Are you okay?
[06:14] kad
Hi, I'm the captain of Minamida Fuzoku
High School, Kadomatsu Ryou.
[06:28] kad
Nice to meet you.
[06:34] sak
What's wrong, four eyes? You've gone pale.
[06:37] yos
Have you got a stomachache?
[06:38] tsu
What? Haha, no, I'm fine!
[06:41] tsu
Let's go warm up!
SIGN Fujimi
SIGN 1st
SIGN 2nd
SIGN Total
SIGN Minamida Fuzoku
[06:51] shig
Don't let him through!
Force him to the wings!
[06:54] cam
Here it comes!
[07:01] cam
Aoyama's really something.
[07:05] cam
He's playing on a whole other level.
[07:10] cam
You know, in the high school soccer world,
[07:14] cam
Fujimi High School may very well
become the eye of the storm.
[07:18] cam2
I don't know about that.
[07:19] cam2
I've shot high school soccer
for 20 years now.
[07:24] cam2
And Aoyama, with his exceptional talent,
is certainly the real deal.
[07:30] cam2
But that's what's so damning.
[07:32] cam2
This isn't the kind of team
he should be playing for.
[07:36] cam2
As long as they win, it's all good.
[07:37] cam2
But what happens if they lose
a preliminary match like this?
[07:41] cam2
In this game, results are everything.
[07:44] cam2
You may have a world-beater,
but if the team loses, that's it.
[07:48] cam2
Even a player like Aoyama won't get picked
for the national team if they lose so early.
[07:52] cam2
And then, he won't have any choice
but to leave Fujimi High School.
[07:56] cam2
If this team wants to keep their dream alive,
they must keep winning for him.
[08:01] cam2
However, high school soccer crushes
thousands of similar dreams every year.
[08:06] cam2
It's no walk in the park.
[08:07] kad
Shige, pass it!
[08:09] ---
Gotcha!
[08:11] kad
This team only has Aoyama going for it.
[08:14] kad
In my eyes, this team has a major weakness.
[08:19] ---
And that weakness...
[08:21] sak
Don't give him any space, four eyes!
[08:24] kad
...is you.
[08:36] cro
What? He got into the box with ease!
[08:47] guy4
All right!
[08:48] shig
Nice pass, Kadomatsu!
[08:50] guy9
Now, we're tied!
[08:52] sak
What are you doing?!
Stop sleepwalking and play!
[08:58] tsu
Sorry...
[09:01] sak
Anyway, we're still in the first half.
[09:03] yos
L-Let's get back into the game.
[09:18] guy
Down the right wing again?
This time, he put it in himself!
[09:23] sak
Hey, four eyes!
[09:26] kad
Same old, same old, huh, Tsukamoto?
[09:30] kad
You haven't changed
one bit since the old days.
[09:41] kad
You really are just a statue.
[09:49] yos
Did something happen between them?
SIGN Fujimi
SIGN 1st
SIGN 2nd
SIGN Total
SIGN Minamida Fuzoku
[09:55] cam
I guess the first half's ending 2-1.
[10:00] cam2
Minamida Fuzoku's parked the bus
ever since they took the lead.
[10:06] cam2
But yeah, looking at Fujimi High School...
[10:09] cam2
Their number 4 has destroyed their game plan.
[10:11] sak
Captain, where's four eyes?
[10:14] cap
He walked off toward the school,
so maybe he went to the bathroom?
[10:38] tsu
Dammit.
[10:42] guy
Aoyama's something else, but it looks
like we've got the better of Fujimi.
[10:46] shig
Thanks to that specky slow-mo.
[10:51] guy
I heard their number 4 was in the same team
as Kadomatsu-san in middle school.
[10:55] shig
I heard that, too.
[10:56] shig
He used to act all high and mighty
despite being younger,
[10:59] shig
so he got bullied constantly
until he graduated, right?
[11:02] guy
So that's why he's still terrified
of Kadomatsu-san.
[11:06] shi
Otherwise, he wouldn't be
such a liability in defense.
[11:11] guy
Well, after screwing up that much,
[11:14] guy
he probably won't play the second half.
[11:22] sak
Man, that idiot. Why didn't he tell us?
[11:25] yos
Right?
[11:29] tsu
I need to get going,
or the second half will start without me.
[11:37] tsu
Whoa! Aoyama, you were in here, too?!
[11:39] tsu
Don't tell me you've been here
the whole time...
[11:43] aoy
You use too much paper.
[11:45] tsu
That's the main talking point for you?!
[11:47] tsu
Wait, that means you heard everything!
[11:50] tsu
Not that it matters.
[11:53] tsu
I won't be playing the second half, anyway.
[11:59] aoy
Tsukamoto-san.
[12:02] tsu
What?
[12:04] txt
Team Aoyama Member and
Soccer Team Captain!
SIGN Ishikawa Gaku
[12:04] txt
Tamura Yuri
SIGN Thinks too highly of himself!
[12:08] txt
Kadomatsu
Ryou
[12:11] cam
The second half is starting!
[12:21] tsu
Why didn't you sub me out, Miwa-chan?
[12:27] miw
It's true that you're currently
a burden on the team, but...
[12:34] (Flashback) sak
Miwa-chan... No, Coach...
[12:38] (Flashback) sak
You can sub him out immediately
if we concede another goal from his wing,
[12:42] (Flashback) sak
but can you please keep four eyes
on the field for a bit longer?
[12:47] (Flashback) sak
Please!
[12:52] miwa
Those two goof-offs always mess around,
but they asked me so seriously.
[12:57] miwa
I can't help but want to trust them.
[13:00] miwa
Now's the time for you to fight, Tsukamoto.
[13:03] miwa
For your friends. And for yourself.
[13:07] cam
Why didn't Fujimi sub out the number 4?
[13:11] cam2
Beats me.
[13:12] cam2
What I do know is that,
[13:14] cam2
as long as he's out there,
[13:19] cam2
he'll keep being targeted
by the other team.
[13:23] guy
Another attack down the right wing!
[13:28] kad
Tsukamoto.
[13:40] (Flashback) guy
That's amazing, Tsukamoto!
[13:41] (Flashback) guy
You're not that good at soccer...
How come you can do stuff like that?
[13:45] (Flashback) guy2
That's so funny!
[13:48] (Flashback) kad
Talk about annoying.
[14:01] (Flashback) kad
What's the point of performing
keepie-uppies with your butt?
[14:04] (Flashback) kad
Are you stupid?
[14:07] (Flashback) kad
It's annoying, so never do it again.
[14:11] (Flashback) kad
Come on, guys. It's time for practice.
[14:14] tsu
Kadomatsu-san was a second-year,
and as the star player,
[14:17] tsu
he was the center of the team.
[14:19] tsu
Ever since that day,
whenever I drew attention to myself,
[14:22] tsu
he'd fire a ball at me.
[14:25] tsu
After that happened a few times,
[14:28] tsu
I began to freeze up in front of him,
unable to move.
[14:34] (Flashback) kad
You're so freaking boring.
You're like a statue.
[14:41] tsu
Guys, I'm sorry for being such a burden.
[14:44] tsu
It's like I've traveled back in time!
[14:46] tsu
I can't move!
[14:48] guy
Their number 4 let him run past
like he wasn't there again!
[14:52] sak
Not on my watch!
[14:56] sak
If we know you're gonna ghost
past him every time, we can stop you!
[15:00] miw
Nice, Sakai!
[15:04] sak
Don't let him go through you so easily.
[15:06] sak
I'll cover you, so be more aggressive.
[15:11] tsu
Sakai, I'm sorry.
[15:17] sak
Get your head in the game, four eyes.
[15:21] sak
You're Fujimi High School's
"good vibes" officer, after all.
[15:30] cap
Take it!
[15:35] cam
Shouldn't Aoyama be able
to create more chances?
[15:39] cam2
It's probably difficult right now.
[15:42] cam
Minamida Fuzoku is keeping
more players behind the ball.
[15:47] cam2
But, and I don't know how to explain this,
[15:50] cam2
it feels like he's waiting for something.
[15:54] cam2
At least, it does to me.
[15:58] cam
Either way, if they don't
make something happen,
[16:01] cam
Fujimi High School will lose.
SIGN Fujimi
SIGN 1st
SIGN 2nd
SIGN Total
SIGN Minamida Fuzoku
[16:03] cam
Here of all places.
[16:08] miwa
Ten minutes left.
[16:10] oot
They're going down the right again!
[16:16] tsu
Dammit! Move!
[16:18] tsu
You coward!
[16:23] sak
I won't let you!
[16:34] tsu
Yocchi!
[16:36] guy
Sub out number 4!
[16:38] guy
He's useless!
[16:40] sak
Shut up!
[16:43] sak
Listen up, four eyes!
You have me and Yocchi behind you!
[16:46] yosh
We can't get going without you.
[16:49] sak
So stop running away!
[16:51] sak
Don't you realize
you're turning into a total bore?
[16:55] tsu
Sakai. Yocchi.
[17:02] tsu
When I joined the soccer team here,
[17:06] tsu
I was still depressed.
[17:10] (Flashback) all
You're so funny, Yoshioka!
[17:14] (Flashback) sak
Coming your way!
[17:18] tsu
But thanks to you, I was able to
have fun playing soccer again.
[17:34] tsu
I'm no longer...
[17:38] guy
They're holding on, but Fujimi
can't get out of their own half!
[17:41] sak
I won't let you shoot!
[17:45] oot
It was a feint!
[17:47] ish
Crap! Kadomatsu's free!
[17:50] tsu
A statue? Piss off.
[17:54] tsu
That's...
[17:55] tsu
...so freaking boring!
[17:59] tsu
I'm not the old me anymore!
[18:03] sak
Four eyes!
[18:09] kad
Bastard!
[18:11] cap
Nice, Tsukamoto!
[18:13] cap
Aoyama!
[18:17] zai
Let's go! Time to counterattack!
[18:20] guy
Aoyama's heading down the right!
[18:23] guy
Is he going to cross it?
[18:25] guy
Who's the target?
[18:30] zai
I'm ready anytime, Aoyama!
[18:32] guy
Huh? He's not passing?
[18:34] guy
No! He waited too long,
and now he's surrounded!
[18:38] cam
Are you really going to lose here?
[18:45] tsu
Aoyama!
[18:47] guy
Their number 4's making an overlapping run?!
[18:53] (Flashback) aoy
In the second half, try to come forward
when you spot the chance.
[18:58] (Flashback) tsu
No, like I just said...
[19:01] (Flashback) aoy
I'm going to send a pass out to you.
[19:10] tsu
Aoyama...
[19:14] guy
A rabona!
[19:18] tsu
What am I supposed to do with this pass?!
[19:20] tsu
Should I use my foot?
No, it's definitely at head height.
[19:24] tsu
You idiot!
[19:26] tsu
I don't have the skills
to deal with this cross!
[19:30] aoy
Tsukamoto-san.
[19:31] aoy
Please do that thing
you do to lift our spirits.
[19:44] tsu
There.
[19:46] kad
What?!
[19:48] kad
His butt?!
[19:53] all
Yeah!
[20:01] tus
I accidentally used my... Wait, what?!
[20:04] guy
What was that?!
[20:06] guy
He scored a goal with his rump!
[20:08] guy
Seriously? No way!
[20:09] guy
I've never seen such godly buttock skills!
[20:14] tsu
Just how I planned it!
[20:16] tsu
That's what the great Tsukamoto Jin can do!
[20:20] tsu
Phew!
[20:22] sak
You bastard, stealing the spotlight!
[20:25] yos
You made us worry, you little turd.
[20:28] all
Bam.
[20:28] oot
You did it!
[20:30] ish
Bam.
[20:32] all
Bam. Bam.
[20:33] tsu
I-I can't breathe...
[20:35] zai
Hey!
[20:38] kad
Don't get ahead of yourselves!
You only equalized!
[20:45] cam
In the end, it was an easy victory
for Fujimi High School.
SIGN Fujimi
SIGN 1st
SIGN 2nd
SIGN Total
SIGN Minamida Fuzoku
[20:50] cam2
After drawing level,
they got two more goals to seal it.
[20:54] cheer
You were amazing again today! Good work!
[20:54] cam
Aoyama really is a cut above.
[21:03] cam
In the final minutes,
Minamida Fuzoku couldn't contain Aoyama.
[21:09] cam2
His team may have won,
but Aoyama was really terrible today.
[21:15] cam
Aoyama might have played for
that shot by the number 4.
[21:21] cam
In order to restore his confidence
after he'd made so many mistakes.
[21:25] tsu
Victory dance!
[21:27] cam2
If he loses in a place like this,
he'd be throwing his entire career away.
[21:31] cam2
If he really risked that much
just to make that one play,
[21:37] cam2
he's an idiot of epic proportions.
[23:13] voi
It is Weekly Gonz's hugely popular manga,
[23:16] voi
with over 10 million volumes in print!
[23:19] voi
And now, "I'm Going to Save This World"
is getting an anime adaptation!
[23:32] oza
Guess I'll base my new character on him.
SIGN Next time
SIGN Ozaki-kun Has His Pride
6 - Ozaki-kun Has His Pride
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SIGN I'm Going to Save This World!!
SIGN Takada Mirai
SIGN Zoom
SIGN Ka-Pow
SIGN Aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaah
[00:16] girl
Wh-Why are you doing this? For me?
[00:20] guy
If I defeat him... you will be...
[00:24] guy
...free!
[00:28] mon
G-Gah! Why?!
[00:29] mon
S-Spare me!
SIGN Gah
[00:34] hero
Don't rob people of the things...
SIGN Dun dun dun
[00:38] hero
...they hold dear!
[00:42] guy
Your work this week is amazing
once again, Ozaki-kun!
[00:47] guy
But you do need to get the manuscript up
in the morning at the latest.
[00:50] osa
I'm not going to be late.
[00:52] osa
I have my pride.
SIGN #06
SIGN Ozaki-kun Has His Pride
SIGN I'm Going to
Save This World!!
SIGN I'm Going to
Save This World!!
[02:38] tsu
Holy crap, this is good!
[02:42] tsu
"Don't rob people of the things
they hold dear!"
[02:45] tsu
Dude, you're so slow to come to the rescue!
[02:49] osa
Is that manga fun?
[02:55] tsu
In my view, it's easily number one.
[02:58] tsu
I'm Going to Save This World!!
[03:00] tsu
already has over 10 million copies in print!
SIGN I'm Going to
Save This World!!
[03:02] tsu
An anime adaptation
has already been greenlit, too.
[03:05] tsu
Of course, I foresaw its success
right from chapter one.
[03:10] tsu
You know, if you want, you can borrow it!
[03:14] osa
No, I'm fine.
[03:16] tsu
That so?
[03:18] tsu
All right, then.
[03:23] tsu
What is it?
[03:25] tsu
How long are you going to stand there?
[03:27] tsu
I can't read like this!
[03:31] oza
I see.
[03:34] sak
What's going on, four eyes?
[03:35] tsu
Nothing. It's just that Ozaki
actually talked to me for once.
[03:38] sak
He's always by himself,
so it's hard to know what he's really like.
[03:43] girl
It's Ozaki-kun!
[03:55] girl
There he goes.
[03:58] girl2
How I've missed this feeling.
[04:04] girl2
Ozaki-kun always looks intently at things
that catch his attention, doesn't he?
[04:08] girl2
Right now, it's a wall.
[04:10] girl
I wonder why.
[04:11] girl2
Usually, that kinda stare would be creepy,
but when it's Ozaki-kun,
[04:16] both
it gives you goosebumps!
[04:18] kata
What's wrong with you?!
[04:21] guy
What's going on?
[04:22] guy
The math teacher, Katahira,
is throwing a fit again!
[04:25] guy2
Who's the victim this time?
[04:28] kata
Bringing manga to school
is against the rules!
[04:31] kata
Confiscated!
[04:32] tsu
Please wait! Everybody brings manga to school!
[04:36] kata
A rule violation is a rule violation.
[04:38] kata
I don't like excuses.
[04:44] tsu
No! Wait!
[04:46] kata
Manga's a complete waste of time.
[04:49] kata
If you have time for that junk,
use it to study more!
[04:52] guy
She didn't have to rip it.
[04:54] guy2
That was actually cruel.
[04:58] tsu
I hadn't finished reading it yet!
[05:03] kata
Worst day ever!
[05:05] kata
And what kind of woman
goes after someone else's boyfriend?
[05:09] wom
I'm sorry! Teehee!
SIGN Ma-kun
SIGN I've fallen in love with someone else
SIGN Ma-kun
SIGN ...I'm sorry
[05:12] wom
That thieving cat!
[05:17] kata
Cat?
[05:18] kata
Wait, what's all this?
I just washed it yesterday!
[05:35] moka
There are more now.
[05:39] kata
So you're the culprit.
[05:42] kata
I'm going to get them taken
to the pound immediately.
[05:45] mok
Huh?
[05:46] mok
But that's...
SIGN Aoyama Life
[05:47] kata
If you're against it, you take them home...
[05:50] mok
M-My parents are both allergic
to cats, so I can't do that.
[05:53] kata
Blame yourself for feeding them
when you're not ready to take them in.
[05:57] kata
This is on you.
[05:59] kata
Hello? I'm calling from Fujimi High School.
[06:06] kata
Yes. It's about some cats.
[06:07] mok
What do I do?
They'll be taken away because of me!
[06:12] kata
Please come immediately. Yes.
[06:17] mok
I need to do something...
SIGN Aoyama Life
[06:20] mok
Anything.
[06:23] oza
Okay, stop.
[06:26] kata
Huh?
[06:28] kata
Hey!
[06:29] kata
What are you doing?!
[06:32] kata
What was that for?!
[06:34] oza
These are my cats.
[06:36] ---
See you.
[06:38] kata
W-Wait! You'd better pay for my phone!
[06:42] kata
You hear me?!
[06:44] oza
Then what about that manga
you tore up earlier?
[06:51] oza
Don't rob people of the things
they hold dear.
[06:55] (Flashback) kata
That thieving cat!
[07:04] oza
I didn't throw it.
[07:06] kata
Ozaki-kun...
SIGN Aoyama Life
[07:10] kata
You acted so tough.
[07:12] mok
Bye-bye, kitties.
[07:15] oza
Sorry for the wait, Naga-san.
[07:17] nag
You're so late, Ozaki-kun—whoa!
What's with those meow-meows?!
[07:21] oza
I found them.
[07:23] nag
We have to get right down to work
[07:25] nag
and send the manuscript before morning,
or we'll be in trouble.
[07:29] oza
Roger.
[07:30] [SONG] txt
Edge
[07:33] kata
I shouldn't have done that.
SIGN Don't rob people of the things they hold dear!!
SIGN Books 1-9 on sale now!
SIGN Takada's latest works are only available in the Weekly Gonz!
SIGN Takada Mirai
[07:36] kata
"Don't rob people of the things
they hold dear," huh?
[07:41] kata
This manga kinda reminds me of Ozaki-kun.
[07:45] nag
Did something good happen today?
[07:47] oza
Not really.
[07:50] nag
I see.
[07:51] nag
School's the best place to
get inspiration for shounen manga.
[07:55] nag
Make sure you take in everything.
[07:58] oza
Actually, there is someone who's on my mind.
SIGN Rescue complete!
[08:09] tsu
So good!
[08:11] sak
I want to read Save the World, so gimme.
[08:14] tsu
Sure thing.
[08:16] tsu
This week, Matsu Suguru
saves a village of cats!
[08:21] saK
You moron! No spoilers, four eyes!
[08:25] tsu
Then buy them yourself for once!
[08:27] yos
I'm eating your lunches, all right?
[08:29] both
Wait!
[08:30] yos
I won't.
[08:31] both
He's chowing down on them!
[08:34] oza
He's not here.
SIGN Aoyama Life
SIGN Aoyama Life
[08:44] oza
Is he making her clean?
[08:52] yur
Which Aoyama-kun do you want next?
[08:57] ish
Hm, the Aoyama-kun cleat wiener.
[09:00] yur
Shoot!
[09:01] ish
Okay.
[09:03] ish
Yurippe, your lunches are
the best in the world!
[09:06] yur
Oh you, Gaku.
[09:08] ish
It's true!
[09:10] oza
What's going on?
[09:16] team
A perfect interception! So amazingly clean!
SIGN I ♥ Aoyama
[09:20] team
Go, go, Aoyama!
[09:24] gir
Aoyama-kun, please use this!
SIGN I ♥ Aoyama
[09:31] girl
He's so cool!
SIGN I ♥ Aoyama
SIGN I ♥ Aoyama
[09:33] oza
So that type of guy is in, huh?
[09:35] tsu
Here comes the nice D!
[09:38] sak
It crossed the line! Throw-in!
[09:40] ish
Aoyama, I'll take it.
[09:43] guy
No, I will.
[09:45] oza
He's bossing upperclassmen around?
SIGN I ♥ Aoyama
[09:48] tem
Eek! Aoyama-kun! Good luck!
[09:51] oza
At least wave to them.
[10:02] aoy
Control! Control! Control!
[10:06] all
Aoyama-sama!
SIGN Step
[10:18] dar
Watch out, Suguru.
Something's off about this town.
[10:22] sug
Yeah, it's enveloped in an aura of negativity.
[10:28] sug
The townsfolk are cleaning
with their eyes dead?
[10:28] all
Clean, clean.
[10:32] dar
Is somebody controlling them with an ability?
[10:34] dar
It can't be...
[10:36] sug
You're...
[10:40] wiz
The hell-fiend of the wizarding world:
[10:43] wiz
The Blue Wizard!
SIGN Dun
[10:45] wiz
Vanish, stain!
[10:48] sug
What?!
[10:49] sug
None of these people want to do this!
[10:52] sug
A real man doesn't avoid getting
his hands dirty by using others!
[10:57] wiz
The weak desire to be
controlled by someone strong.
[11:01] wiz
I am strong.
[11:03] wiz
That's why I control the world as it desires!
SIGN I am strong.
SIGN That's why
I control
the world
as it desires!
[11:09] tsu
So the new character is a villain...
[11:14] tsu
So cool!
[11:17] tsu
"I am strong. That's why I control."
[11:23] txt
I'm Going to
Save This World!!
SIGN Ozaki Atsumu
SIGN I'm the protagonist of the series!!
SIGN Matsu Suguru
SIGN Darbobble
SIGN Blue Wizard
[11:31] nag
Wow, the feedback on this new
Blue Wizard character has been great!
[11:35] nag
Looks like he's a real hit!
SIGN I'm Going to Save This World!!
[11:37] oza
Aoyam—I mean, the wizard is
a selfish villain who controls people!
[11:43] nag
I guess maybe a lot of people
view him as an anti-hero?
[11:46] nag
Whatever the case, it's good
that the character is popular.
[11:50] oza
That was not my intention.
[11:53] oza
If that didn't get my point across,
I'm going to make him even more evil!
SIGN Menacing
[11:57] girl
Wah, he's come back!
[12:01] girl
Wizard-sama!
[12:04] girl
Love, love, love you!
[12:09] girl
Wizard-sama!
[12:11] wiz
Silence, swine.
[12:14] nag
Wow, Wizard-sama's popularity
is through the roof!
SIGN Planet of the Maids
[12:17] nag
Ozaki-kun!
[12:19] oza
But he's doing such horrible things.
[12:21] nag
He's evil, but I think people like
the fact that he's true to himself.
[12:26] nag
See?
SIGN Alpha
SIGN Wizard-sama's seriously cool
SIGN Alpha
SIGN Wizard-sama's
seriously cool
SIGN Lazy
SIGN Silence, swine.
[12:31] ---
Oh, come on...
[12:31] ---
Is your heart throbbing?
SIGN Gent with specs
SIGN I am the Wizard!!!!!!!
SIGN Moenyan
SIGN Wizard-sama!
Is too cool!!
Wizard-sama!
Is too cool!!
[12:32] ---
It totally is!
[12:33] ---
Throb, throb, throb, throb!
SIGN Girl with glasses
SIGN Wizard-sama!! Wizard-sama!!
SIGN brrr
SIGN Matsu Suguru sucks
[12:35] maid
Here you go. Your heartthrob café au lait!
[12:38] nag
Thank mew.
[12:39] oza
Dammit!
[12:43] old
Oh, my. Heel, boy, heel!
[12:52] oza
This is it.
[12:54] oza
I can use this to bring
the Wizard's popularity down.
[12:56] sugu
I won't let you do as you please!
SIGN Mwahaha
[13:00] wiz
You're all bark and no bite.
[13:02] wiz
The only one who can stop me is me!
[13:05] sugu
We'll see about that! Go...
SIGN Bam
[13:09] sugu
Darbobble!
[13:10] dar
This is mutting to me!
[13:12] sugu
Nullify his hold on everyone!
[13:16] all
I'm awake!
[13:18] sug
How do you like that, Wizard?
[13:19] sug
Wait, what?
SIGN Run
SIGN Run
SIGN Run
SIGN Run
[13:23] wiz
I can't handle dogs! Help me, please!
[13:28] nag
How about all this Wizard merch?
[13:31] oza
But why is there even Wizard merch?!
[13:34] nag
Well, you see...
[13:35] nag
People loved him running from the dog.
[13:37] nag
His popularity has skyrocketed even further!
[13:40] all
Wizard-sama's so cute!
[13:42] oza
I'm going to go for the jugular next time.
[13:45] nag
Huh? What?
[13:46] oza
Even more evil...
[13:52] sak
Not losing official matches is one thing,
but he doesn't even lose scrimmages.
[13:56] tsu
That's his fifth goal today.
[13:58] tsu
He doesn't hold back.
[14:00] sat
Dammit! These mittens!
[14:02] sat
Mittens! Mittens!
[14:05] sak
Ozaki again?
[14:07] sak
He's been coming here every day.
[14:09] tsu
He must have a lot of time on his hands.
He doesn't do any club activities.
[14:13] sak
Don't you think he looks livid?
[14:16] yos
His face always looks like that.
[14:18] oza
Aoy...
[14:19] sugu
...ue Wizard! I will never accept
your evil existence!
[14:24] wiz
If you think all I can do is
control people, you're mistaken!
[14:29] wiz
I have never lost a fight!
[14:33] wiz
Blue Punish!
[14:38] sugu
The town's in danger!
[14:40] wiz
Puh-Puh-Puh-Punish!
SIGN Boom
[14:47] wiz
The world has gotten
a little bit cleaner again.
SIGN Results of the second "I'm Going to Save This World!!" popularity contest!!
[14:52] tsu
Here are the results
of the popularity contest!
SIGN place
SIGN votes
SIGN Blue Wizard
[14:56] tsu
In first place with 8,531 votes: Wizard!
SIGN Matsu Suguru
SIGN Darbobble
[15:01] tsu
In second place: Matsu Suguru
with 2245 votes. Third, Darbobble.
[15:07] tsu
Wizard-sama's so good!
[15:09] sak
Let me see this week's Wizard already!
[15:14] oza
So be it! He'll become the ultimate evil...
SIGN Big Bang
[15:19] oza
...and vanish along with the entire planet!
[15:22] nag
Ozaki-kun...
SIGN I'm Going to Save This World!!
[15:24] nag
No destroying the planet.
[15:27] nag
Otherwise, nobody can save the world.
[15:28] oza
But...
[15:29] nag
Rejected.
[15:32] oza
Then, how about this?
[15:38] wiz
All the women of the world are mine!
SIGN Gonz
[15:45] nag
Ozaki-kun, I have bad news
about this week's chapter.
SIGN I'm Going to
Save This World!!
[15:50] nag
Its popularity is in free fall.
[15:52] nag
The female fan base has reacted very badly
to seeing the Wizard be a playboy.
[15:59] nag
This is bad.
[16:01] oza
So you mean Wizard's popularity
has plummeted?
[16:04] nag
Yes.
[16:07] oza
There it is! I finally did it!
[16:10] oza
Take that, Wizard!
[16:14] nag
Ozaki-kun, do you realize
what you're saying?
SIGN I'm Going to Save This World!!
[16:18] nag
This might be your manga,
but it's also a product of our company.
[16:23] nag
This isn't a hobby or a game.
[16:27] nag
Ozaki-kun.
[16:29] nag
With an anime on the way,
we cannot let the series tank.
[16:35] zai
Hey, Aoyama!
[16:37] zai
You don't need that for practice!
SIGN Gonz
[16:41] oza
A Gonz*? Is he following the series, too?
[16:45] aoy
This is four eyes-san's.
[16:47] oza
It's ironic.
SIGN Blue Wizard
SIGN Matsu Suguru
[16:49] oza
The wizard who's modeled on Aoyama*
has totally usurped the main character.
[16:55] aoY
Satou-san was saying something
about mittens, wasn't he?
[16:58] zai
Don't ask me!
[16:58] (Flashback) nag
Anyway, regaining Wizard-sama's
popularity is priority number one.
[17:06] oza
I'm a genius manga author!
[17:09] oza
This is a piece of cake!
SIGN I'm Going to Save This World!!
[17:14] sugu
Today's the day I will finally beat you!
[17:18] gru
Garudo Death Gold!
SIGN Boom
SIGN Whoosh
[17:26] gur
The ruler of this world
won't be that wizard!
[17:30] sugu
What?!
[17:31] gru
It'll be me,
[17:34] gru
Garudo-sama!
[17:38] wiz
Matsu Suguru.
[17:40] wiz
Shall we momentarily
put our fight on hold?
[17:44] wiz
I don't like that muscle head.
[17:46] sugu
You want me to team up with you?
[17:49] wzi
It's decided, then.
[17:51] sugu
It's a temporary truce.
[17:54] oza
How's that? The rivals are teaming
up in this heated encounter!
[17:59] oza
Love it! Love it!
[18:03] tsu
They jumped the shark.
[18:05] tsu
The author just doesn't get it.
[18:09] tsu
It doesn't make any sense for Wizard-sama
to team up with that loser, Suguru!
[18:15] oza
Suguru, a loser?
[18:16] yos
I bet it's just an attempt to
recapture the female fan base
[18:19] yos
after Wizard-sama made
all those women wait on him.
[18:23] oza
You people know nothing!
[18:25] oza
I'm going to take your oh-so-important
reader opinion to heart
[18:28] oza
and make you choke on your words!
SIGN Roar
[18:36] sugu
Wizard!
[18:38] wiz
I'm fine!
[18:39] sugu
What? You're tiny!
[18:41] wiz
I'm tired.
[18:43] sugu
Don't die! Not on my shoulder!
[18:47] oza
What do you think, girls?!
Isn't mini Wizard super cute?!
[18:51] oza
Love it! Love it!
[18:54] girl
What is this? It's horrible!
[18:57] girl
The shrunken Wizard-sama's going to die!
[19:01] oza
What? That was supposed to be funny!
[19:05] girl
I can't read this!
[19:08] oza
Dammit! What will make them happy?!
[19:11] oza
No, believe in yourself!
[19:13] oza
If I put all of my
manga-writing powers into it,
[19:15] oza
I can recover the series' popularity!
SIGN I will protect you!
SIGN Bomb
[19:19] yos
What happened to his phobia of dogs?
SIGN Badump
SIGN Su-gu-ru
[19:27] girls
So last year! Is this author stupid?!
[19:29] wiz
For you, I'd gladly lay down my life!
[19:33] all
Who even are you?
[19:37] oza
Wizard. Wizard.
[19:39] all
He doesn't get it. He doesn't get it.
[19:42] all
Is the author dumb?
[19:44] oza
I don't know what's right
and what's wrong anymore,
[19:47] oza
even though I'm the one who created Wizard.
[19:52] oza
He reads the series, too!
[19:54] oza
I'm going to ask him directly!
[19:56] oza
Oh, that's this week's issue!
[19:59] oza
The next page is I'm Going to Save This World!!
[20:02] oza**
Read it already!
[20:03] oza
Turn the page!
SIGN I'm Going to
Save This World!!
[20:06] ---
At last!
[20:10] all
Aoyama!
[20:12] sak
Did you read this week's Gonz?
[20:14] sak
Huh?
[20:15] tsu
Why is Ozaki in a freshman classroom?
[20:18] yosh
Weirdo.
[20:19] oza
You! Why did you skip
I'm Going to Save This World!!?
[20:24] sak
Isn't it obvious if you're a fan?
[20:27] sak
Lately, Wizard-sama's such
a tool, it's unbearable.
[20:30] yos
Especially to true fans.
[20:32] tsu
True love is skipping reading it!
[20:35] oza
I can't do it. I can't do it by myself.
[20:39] oza
To write Wizard... to do that...
[20:44] oza
I need your help, Aoyama!
[20:48] aoy
Um...
[20:50] aoy
I skipped I'm Going to Save This World!!
[20:53] aoy
because I don't read it.
[20:57] aoy
I don't like the art style.
[21:01] oza
Why, you!
SIGN Boom
[21:05] sugu
Bastard!
[21:07] sugu
I thought we were putting our fight on hold!
[21:10] wiz
You ugly stain! I'm the hell-fiend
of the wizarding world, Blue Wizard!
[21:16] wiz
Trusting me means
something's wrong with you!
[21:20] wiz
Come forth, Evil Azure Orb!
[21:24] wiz
Blue-Blue Punish!
SIGN Zoom
[21:27] sugu
You traitor!
SIGN Boom
[21:35] girl
So noble.
[21:36] tsu
This is it! This is the revival
of Wizard-sama we wanted!
[21:44] oza
You've all got a screw loose.
[23:26] oda
Ah!
[23:28] oda
So close!
SIGN Aoyama Life
SIGN Next episode
SIGN Odagiri-san Can't Get It In
7 - Odagiri-san Can't Get It In
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[00:04] guy
Oh, nice shot!
[00:08] aoy
Hey.
[00:09] guy
Oh, how interesting.
Let's see you take a shot!
[00:15] guy
Why did you dodge that?!
[00:18] aoy
I forgot to put on my gloves.
[00:19] kir
Dude, can't you do something
about your germaphobia?!
[00:22] kir
Is there anything you can
touch with your bare hands?!
[00:22] girL
Kirishima-kun, I'm borrowing your ball.
[00:28] kir
Odagiri!
[00:31] guys
It's Odagiri.
[00:32] kir
As pretty as ever today.
[00:33] kir
Mio-chan!
[00:34] kir
Odagiri is a popular girl and
a starter on the girls' basketball team.
[00:38] kir
However...
[00:40] kir
...she rarely gets it in the basket.
SIGN #07
SIGN Odagiri-san Can't Get It In
[02:22] oDA
Wow, you're so good!
[02:24] oDA
Kirishima-kun!
[02:27] oDA
You're on the basketball team,
so don't let him outshine you.
[02:31] oDA
Good luck!
[02:35] kir
Right!
[02:37] all
Mio-chan!
[02:39] kir
Where did you all come from?
Those words of encouragement were for me!
[02:57] kir
Are you some kind of
one-man shooting machine?!
[03:00] oda
Aoyama-kun, you're amazing!
[03:03] oda
How are you so good at shooting
when you play soccer, not basketball?
[03:07] aoy
Feeling.
[03:07] oda
"Feeling"?
[03:09] oda
But it must be harder to feel the ball
with gloves on! Amazing!
[03:12] oda
I'm actually really bad at shooting.
[03:15] oda
Hey, can I call you "master"?
[03:18] oda
I want to steal your technique!
[03:21] gir
She's with Aoyama... So annoying.
[03:23] girs
Odagiri, it's our turn now.
[03:25] oda
Coming.
[03:27] oda
Later, master!
[03:34] guys
Hey, Aoyama. Not even you can do this.
[03:36] guys
Don't you dare...
[03:38] guys
...try to steal the march on us!
[03:39] aoy
You're too close.
[03:40] gir
You're such a weirdo.
[03:41] kir
Listen, Class 1-3's Odagiri Mio has
the best figure among first-year girls
[03:46] kir
and the cutest looks to go with it!
[03:48] kir
For all us freshmen boys,
she's the girl of our dreams!
[03:51] kir
She's a starter on
the basketball team already,
[03:53] kir
and during practice, the sweet scent
of her shampoo fills the gym!
[03:57] guy
She's cheerful and has
a great temperament.
[03:59] guy
And she eats heartily, too!
[04:02] guy
And last but not least,
[04:05] guy
that smile!
[04:06] all
It's the best!
[04:07] kir
For us, Odagiri is...
[04:09] guy
...an idol we can be around at school!
[04:11] all
Mio-chan!
[04:15] coa
Boys, what are you doing?
You're playing a game next!
[04:18] coa
Divide into teams already!
[04:20] coa
You too, Aoyama!
[04:22] coa
You can clean after the game is over!
[04:37] mok
Aoyama-kun is good at basketball, too!
[04:40] shio
I don't get how he can even do PE...
SIGN Observer (feigning illness)
[04:44] kir
Match 2 for the girls is about to start.
[04:46] kir
Let's all cheer for Odagiri!
[04:50] boys
Good luck!
[04:51] boys
Odagiri, do your best!
[04:51] boys
You can do it!
[04:56] girl
Look at the boys going gaga over her
just because she's got a decent face.
[05:00] gir"
Yeah.
[05:01] girl
Besides, I don't know how anybody
can think a girl that big is cute.
[05:05] gir2
You can say that again.
[05:07] gir3
Talk about an attitude problem...
[05:08] gir4
Odagiri, don't let them get to you.
[05:11] oda
Oh crap, have you all noticed how
much bigger they've gotten lately?
[05:16] oda
Boing!
[05:17] gir4
That's not what they were talking about!
[05:20] all
Don't lose, Odagiri!
[05:23] girl
Stupid boys.
[05:25] girl
What?!
[05:27] boy
What a move!
[05:29] kir
I told you.
Odagiri's a starter on the girls' team!
[05:32] kir
On top of her perfect physique,
her athletic ability is top notch, too!
[05:35] kir
Except...
[05:39] oda
There! Now, maybe? How about this?
[05:42] kir
She can't shoot the ball to save her life.
[05:45] girl
What's this? She's just tall.
She sucks at shooting!
[05:50] oda
So close!
[05:50] girl
It was nowhere near!
How stupidly optimistic can you get?!
[05:54] kir
She really can't score, huh?
[05:55] kir
But I hear she stays after practice to train.
[06:00] guy
Well, everyone's got their
strengths and weaknesses.
[06:06] girL
Here!
[06:06] girL
Okay!
[06:09] boy
Yamakawa and Shiratori aren't even on the
basketball team, but they're pretty good.
[06:15] ---
Nice!
[06:16] ---
Yay!
[06:18] yam
Right now, we're too busy working
part-time to be part of any clubs.
[06:22] yam
Welcome.
[06:23] yam
But we played basketball
all the way through middle school!
[06:26] gir
Yamakawa-san!
[06:29] guy
Yamakawa takes a mid-range jumper!
[06:33] kir
Odagiri's doing her best,
but this match might be a tough one.
[06:38] gir3
Sorry, Odagiri. We're holding you back.
[06:41] oda
It's totally fine!
We're just getting started!
[06:45] oda
The next one's going in!
[06:47] yam
You missed again!
[06:49] shi
Who's the one holding
the team back exactly?
[06:53] kir
Odagiri, don't worry about it.
Just keep on shooting!
[07:00] yam
Lucky! My ball! My ball!
[07:03] oda
I won't let you!
[07:07] gir3
Odagiri!
[07:08] gir4
Mio-chan, are you okay?!
[07:10] oda
Ow. I guess I couldn't reach it, after all.
[07:17] (Flashback) coa
If only you could shoot...
[07:20] (Flashback) oda
At this rate, your place in
the starting lineup might be at risk.
[07:32] oda
Master?
[07:35] oda
What should I do?
[07:37] oda
What do I need to make them go in?
[07:39] yam
You wish there was a quick fix...
[07:47] kir
What's with the silence?
[07:52] girL
You're staring way too hard.
[07:59] aoy
Feeling.
[08:03] oda
That's the same thing you said earlier!
[08:06] aoy
Feeling. Feeling.
[08:10] cao
Odagiri, are you okay?
[08:12] oda
Y-Yes! I'm fine!
[08:18] shi
Kanna!
[08:19] yam
Okay!
[08:21] guy
She cut it out!
[08:22] gy2
Wow!
[08:22] guy3
A fast break from Odagiri!
[08:24] shi
Oh, crap!
[08:25] yam
It's fine. She'll miss for sure!
[08:28] yam
Let's get the rebound.
[08:30] kir
Don't tell me...
[08:33] oda
"Feeling."
[08:34] oda
You mean I should listen to my instincts,
[08:38] oda
reach for the basket,
[08:39] oda
and dunk it in, right?
[08:42] kir
Go!
[08:44] oda
Master!
[09:09] oda
I did it!
[09:10] both
No, you didn't!
[09:12] both
That was Aoyama's doing!
[09:13] oda
Master, I did it! That was
what you meant, right?
[09:16] all
Nice shot, Mio-chan!
[09:19] coa
That doesn't count, obviously!
[09:24] guy
Aoyama really is something else.
[09:27] guy
And it's like he turned it up another notch
for the last five minutes!
[09:34] coa
Aoyama, if you're a man,
ram them with your body!
[09:39] guy
That would be a foul, sir.
[09:41] mik
Never letting anyone touch him...
That's Aoyama-kun, all right.
[09:45] guys
Nice shot!
[09:49] coa
Aoyama! That's the part where you high five!
[09:52] coa
Join in the celebrations!
[09:53] guys
That's right!
[09:55] aoy
No, thank you.
[09:57] all
Oh! Mio-chan!
[10:03] oda
Th-This is it! The power of "feeling"!
[10:08] all
A slam dunk from Odagiri!
[10:11] kir
Amazing, Odagiri!
[10:13] oda
I got it in!
[10:15] gir4
Good for you.
[10:17] oda
Master, did you see that?
[10:20] oda
I think I'm starting to get it!
[10:22] oda
This is all thanks to your tutelage!
[10:24] aoy
I didn't actually do anything.
[10:27] aoy
Come on, now.
[10:29] aoy
You're being too humble.
[10:36] kir
Odagiri, did you just touch Aoyama?
[10:41] gir
Hey, don't go randomly touching Aoyama!
Can't you see how much he hates it?!
[10:46] oDA
What? Really?
[10:48] oDA
Master, I'm sorry.
[10:53] gir
What? You're fine?!
[10:55] kir
Could it be that you're...
[10:57] gir
...fine with touching now?
[10:58] both
No, you're the same as always.
[11:02] both
Then, what's changed?
[11:03] both
Only Odagiri's allowed to touch?
[11:04] both
No way...
[11:05] both
Is she special to him?
[11:07] both
I-Is he in love with her?!
[11:13] tsu
What's the meaning of this?
[11:16] tsu
I just saw something good.
[11:19] tsu
I just witnessed a huge scoop
with my own eyes!
[11:25] tsu
Keep this between us, but Aoyama...
[11:30] guy
Seriously?!
[11:31] ---
Is that true?
SIGN Super
SIGN Positive
SIGN Odagiri Mio
SIGN Feeling
SIGN Kirishima
SIGN Ariga Sayaka
SIGN We're Class 5!
SIGN I'm in Class 2, dammit
[11:47] all
So you're Aoyama?!
[11:49] guys
They're the basketball team seniors.
[11:52] guys
I hope they're not here to beat up Aoyama!
[11:54] guy
If you make Odagiri cry, you will pay!
[11:58] guy2
P-Please calm down.
Class is about to start.
[12:03] guy
We'll be back!
[12:05] gir
This has totally blown up.
[12:06] guy
Aoyama and Odagiri, huh?
[12:08] guy2
I hear Odagiri isn't against the idea, either.
[12:11] gir
The two most popular people in
school might work well together.
[12:15] all
Aoyama and Odagiri would
be the ultimate couple?!
SIGN Team Aoyama + Moka
[12:21] doc
A lot of the girls are leaving early today...
[12:24] guy
Team Aoyama has been decimated.
[12:28] team
I can't anymore.
[12:29] team
It's over.
[12:30] team
Hang in there.
[12:32] yur
This might be the end for us.
[12:34] cap
What, why?
[12:37] cap
I don't get it.
[12:43] mok
I had my own insignificance
rubbed in my face.
[12:47] coa
G-Gotou-chan.
[12:49] mok
Why are you gorging yourself while crying?
[12:53] mok
L-Lately, my appetite's
gone through the roof.
SIGN Big Boobs
Monthly
SIGN Soy
Milk
[12:57] zai
Hey, Aoyama.
[12:59] zai
So have you...
[13:01] zai
...held hands yet?
[13:05] zai
What was that sigh for?!
[13:13] girl
What's our next class?
[13:15] oda
Master!
[13:23] all
Oh, look at the famous couple! So intense!
[13:31] oad
He left.
[13:33] gir
Well, of course he did, with all this ruckus.
[13:41] aya
Yeah, and then...
[13:46] aoy
Ariga Sayaka.
[13:48] aoy
Will you shake my hand?
[13:52] aya
What?
[13:53] aya
You want to shake hands? What?!
[13:57] aya
Well, if you insist.
[14:00] aya
There.
[14:03] aya
Stop making fun of me!
[14:08] aya
Someone help! Aoyama collapsed!
[14:11] aoy
Why?
[14:12] kir
What are you doing?!
[14:15] guy
Someone go fetch a teacher!
[14:21] guy
Bam!
[14:24] guy
Champion!
[14:25] guy
Aoyama, you're next.
[14:27] aoy
Never, ever.
[14:30] kir
You idiot. As if Aoyama
would ever arm wrestle.
[14:35] kir
When you're as germaphobic as he is,
[14:36] kir
I bet there are lots of
normal things you can't do.
[14:40] oda
Master!
[14:43] oda
I scored 30 points in my last match!
[14:46] gir
All of them by dunking.
[14:48] gir
I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
[14:51] oda
Don't praise me so much.
[14:53] gir
Ever the optimist, huh?
[14:57] aoy
Odagiri Mio.
[14:59] oda
That's the first time you've said my name.
[15:07] kir
That last game was amazing.
[15:10] kir
Odagiri scored a lot of points.
[15:12] kir
She's been practicing dunks
the entire time.
[15:14] kir
I'm glad.
[15:20] kir
What's going on?!
[15:21] kir
Aoyama, are you seriously
okay with Odagiri?!
[15:24] guy
Ready! Go!
[15:28] kir
Wait, so you actually
wanted to arm wrestle?!
[15:38] kir
The desk is off-limits, but Odagiri's fine?
[15:41] kir
Doesn't that mean...
[15:56] gir
Odagiri, those huge things are loose!
[15:58] gir
Cover up!
[15:59] gir
Get a clue, girl!
[16:00] oda
Wait, what? Things were just getting good!
[16:04] oda
I can just fix it later.
[16:05] gil
That's not the issue.
[16:07] gil
Let's go.
[16:08] oda
Bye, Master!
[16:11] guys
Aoyama!
[16:13] guys
Thanks, dude.
[16:28] cap
Yum.
[16:34] all
I'm so hungry.
[16:36] oda
I can't believe I forgot my lunch.
[16:44] oda
Master?
[16:46] oda
Is this lunch for me?
[16:48] aoy
Yes.
[16:50] aoy
But in return, will you make
a lunch for me tomorrow?
[16:54] all
What?
[16:55] all
Are these two...
[16:56] all
...seriously...
[16:58] all
...dating?!
[17:02] gir
Hey! What's going on here?
[17:04] oda
Master's lunch is so good...
[17:06] girl
Listen, will you?!
[17:08] oda
I must repay this debt in full tomorrow!
[17:15] all
Seriously?
[17:16] all
Don't push!
[17:20] all
That's the principal's office.
[17:21] all
Does he always eat here?
[17:30] oda
Since I'm forever in your debt,
I've poured my heart into this lunch!
[17:38] aoy
It's huge.
[17:40] shi
Do you really think you can eat
something someone else has made?
[17:55] kir
Hold it right there!
[17:57] kir
We told you, no stealing the march!
[17:59] kir
I want to eat Odagiri's food, too!
[18:02] all
Me, too!
[18:05] kir
So do you always eat in here?
[18:08] aoy
Yes.
[18:10] guy
I heard you were allowed to eat in here
because you clean the room.
[18:14] kir
This guy's trying to keep
Odagiri all to himself.
[18:19] aoy
Odagiri Mio...
[18:22] aoy
Will you come watch our match this Sunday?
[18:29] kir
I didn't know Aoyama was that aggressive.
[18:32] girl
He's bold.
[18:37] kir
I see this as a declaration of war.
[18:39] kir
What will Odagiri say?
[18:42] opda
I will! I'll do my best to learn!
[18:45] kir
Are they meshing? Or aren't they?
[18:47] kir
Are they just showing off?!
[18:54] sam
All right, quest complete!
[18:56] gir
Yay!
[18:59] gir
San-chan, you seem down.
[19:01] shi
Aoi Sanmyaku, it looks like
you're having troubles of the heart.
[19:07] shi
You're easy to read.
You yearn for human contact.
[19:12] aoy
That's not it.
[19:14] shio
What isn't? Just so you know,
love is life's biggest waste of time.
[19:20] shio
All we should strive for is all-encompassing
[19:22] shio
cleanliness.
[19:23] aoy
No! That's not it at all!
[19:26] aoy
It's not love or anything like that!
[19:29] aoy
I just don't know why I was
okay with being touched!
[19:36] sam
"Touched"? What's he talking about?
[19:38] gir
Who knows.
[19:39] shio
I guess if he's that insistent,
I'll believe him.
[19:43] shio
But, uh, he's getting stronger and stronger.
[19:53] team
Clean, clean, A-o-ya-ma...
[19:59] oda
Master's doing his best, Yuu-chan!
[20:01] yuu
Odagiri, doesn't him asking you to
watch his match mean he likes you?
[20:02] oda
Master!
[20:11] anno
Fujimi High School takes the lead.
As expected, he's the scorer!
[20:15] oda
Master? And me?
[20:26] zai
What's he doing?
[20:39] mok
I see.
[20:42] mok
Aoyama-kun has always wanted
to do all these things.
[20:49] yuu
Why don't you just date already?
[20:52] say
What? You're not dating yet?
[20:54] kir
I thought you two were all lovey-dovey!
[20:56] oda
Uh, not really.
[20:58] team
What? Seriously?!
[21:00] team
You're not dating?
[21:01] team
You're not all lovey-dovey?
[21:02] guy
Oh, so they're not dating.
[21:05] yos
Hm...
[21:05] tsu
I have to spread this right away.
[21:07] ---
Aoyama's not dating her, apparently.
SIGN Aoyama's not dating her
[21:09] [SONG] txt
I'm so relieved
[21:10] [SONG] txt
I believed!
SIGN I'll cheer extra hard now~
SIGN They weren't being
lovey-dovey, after all!!
[21:14] girL
Now that we know that, let's make some noise!
[21:18] girL
One, two!
[21:19] girL
Clean, clean, Aoyama!
[21:23] girL
Clean, clean, Aoyama!
[21:23] zai
Hey, Gotou, are you okay?
[21:26] girL
Clean, clean, Aoyama!
[21:27] mok
I don't know if there are
any romantic feelings there.
[21:32] mok
But...
[21:34] mok
Maybe Aoyama-kun's just doing everything
he wants to do but can't with Odagiri-san.
[21:44] mok
Aoyama-kun! The fact you were
dying to do a high five is just...
SIGN Aoyama Life
[21:50] mok
...too cute!
[21:52] mok
It's too much!
[23:25] mok
Cleaning, cleaning.
[23:35] guy
I love you.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Umeya-kun Is Very Patient
8 - Umeya-kun Is Very Patient
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[00:08] guy
Whoa! Another throw from Umeya!
[00:11] guy
You're pretty good for a freshman.
[00:14] ume
Thanks.
[00:15] guy
But how will you deal with this?!
[00:33] jin
You've done well to endure our rigorous
training regime to get to this point.
[00:36] jin
Your judo skills are the real deal.
[00:39] jin
I entrust Fujimi High School's
judo team to you!
[00:42] jin
The path to the top of Japan will
no doubt be rocky and punishing,
[00:46] jin
but I'm sure you can do it, Umeya Tsubasa!
[00:50] jin
I know...
[00:55] jin
I know that you can persevere!
SIGN #08
SIGN Umeya-kun Is Very Patient
[02:34] ume
My name's Umeya. I'm a freshman, and I'm
joining the soccer team from today.
[02:38] cap
Umeya hasn't played soccer before,
so teach him what you can, guys.
[02:43] all
Yes, sir.
[02:44] ume
I may not be worthy, but I am
extremely grateful for your tutelage.
[02:50] tsu
This guy's so freakin' stiff!
[02:55] jud
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[02:58] jud
Hold it right there!
[03:03] jud
What do you mean you're quitting
the judo team, Umeya?!
[03:08] sak
What's happening?
[03:09] tsu
Why is the judo coach here?
[03:12] jud
You were so serious about judo!
[03:15] jud
Why are you switching to soccer
all of a sudden?!
[03:18] jud
You must have felt yourself
improving and making great strides!
[03:23] jud
Wait, was it my cool teaching style?
[03:28] jud
Did you not like it?!
[03:31] sak
What?
[03:32] tsu
You mean overbearing, no?
[03:33] yos
I can't believe he's actually
asking that for real.
[03:37] jud
No... No! No! No!
[03:39] jud
I can see others doing this,
[03:41] jud
but it doesn't make sense for
someone with your perseverance!
[03:51] ume
I'll carry that for you.
[03:53] jud
What?!
[03:55] jud
I-It can't be.
[03:56] jud
You, an avatar of academic and athletic
excellence, of austerity and fortitude,
[04:00] jud
are doing this for a girl*?!
[04:03] mok
Wh-Who are you?
[04:05] jud
I've lost all respect for you, Umeya!
[04:08] jud
As the judo coach, I cannot allow this!
[04:11] jud
I don't like it, but I'll have to
beat some sense into you!
[04:18] all
Whoa, the new guy threw him!
[04:27] ume
I'm sorry, sir, but my mind is made up.
SIGN The Next Day
[04:45] oot
What do you think of the new guy?
[04:48] sak
What, you ask? It's dead obvious
that he has a thing for Gotou-chan.
[04:53] tsu
Poor guy.
SIGN Aoyama Life
[04:55] tsu
I mean, Gotou-chan's love
for Aoyama is unshakable.
[05:02] sak
He's giving her such a passionate stare,
but she hasn't even noticed...
[05:07] yos
He even quit judo, the sport
he'd been playing all his life.
[05:12] zai
Hey, new guy!
[05:14] zai
If you're here for some ridiculous reason,
[05:17] zai
haul your ass back
to the judo team right now!
[05:20] zai
We're serious about going to Nationals!
[05:26] ume
I'm serious, too.
[05:28] zai
That counts as "ridiculous"!
Look at me when I'm talking to you!
[05:32] ish
Nice shot, Aoyama!
[05:38] ume
Aoyama...
[05:49] ume
I'd like to face you, one-on-one.
[05:55] tsu
Oh, the new guy challenged Aoyama!
[05:59] sak
Well, this was to be expected, though.
[06:03] tsu
A newbie taking on Aoyama
is reckless behavior.
[06:07] jud
I don't know about that.
[06:12] sak
You're here again?
[06:14] jud
No matter how strong
an opponent Umeya's facing,
[06:18] jud
he never panics or gets discouraged.
[06:20] jud
And he refuses to give up to the very end.
[06:27] zai
So close, new guy!
[06:29] tsu
The tackle didn't work,
but I'm amazed he even caught up to him.
[06:32] yos
He's got amazing athletic ability.
[06:34] miwa
Seriously. And remember, he was doing
nothing but judo until yesterday.
[06:38] miwa
He's quick on the uptake.
[06:40] jud
He's the shining star of the judo team.
[06:43] miw
Actually, he's ours now.
[06:52] jud
Even if he's no match for his opponent now,
he'll definitely win in the end.
[06:57] jud
That's the kind of judo he champions.
[07:01] tsu
Wait, don't you have your own practice now?
What are you doing here?
[07:05] jud
Umeya! Come back to the judo team!
[07:08] jud
I'll always be waiting for your return!
SIGN Aoyama Life
[07:15] miw
His motivation may be questionable,
[07:19] miw
but he looks game-ready.
[07:22] team
A-o-ya-ma! Clean, clean!
[07:26] team
A-o-ya-ma! Love!
[07:41] mok
Wh-What is it?
[07:46] mok
H-He's so tall.
[07:49] mok
I'm scared.
[07:53] ume
I'm the new guy, Umeya Tsubasa.
[07:58] ume
I'll help.
[07:59] mok
Huh?
[08:00] mok
Th-Thank you.
[08:05] sak
Oh!
[08:06] tsu
What have we here?
[08:07] yos
He's making a move.
[08:12] sak
Looks like he plans to score brownie points
with Gotou-chan by helping her clean.
[08:18] tsu
But all that cleaning's for Aoyama
in the first place.
[08:22] yos
She's so admirable.
[08:24] all
Yep.
[08:37] all
Hey, Gotou-chan! This is the guy's bathroom!
[08:40] mok
I was cleaning Aoyama-kun's toile—
[08:42] sak
You can't come in
when there are people in here!
[08:44] tsu
You can't even when nobody's in here!
[08:46] yos
No girls allowed!
[08:50] tsu
Aoyama.
[09:00] ume
Good morning.
[09:03] mok
U-Umeya-kun?
[09:12] ume
I'll help.
[09:15] mok
U-Uh...
[09:35] ume
I'll help.
[09:48] mok
Umeya-kun, use these.
[09:52] mok
I mean, if you're barehanded,
your skin will get all rough.
[09:54] mok
I always carry a spare pair, anyway,
and they're cheap,
[09:58] mok
and they're too big for me,
but they should fit you.
[10:02] mok
You don't have to return them!
It's just as a thank you, or well...
[10:07] mok
I'm happy to have you helping me out.
[10:18] ume
Thank you.
[10:22] all
Huh.
[10:23] all
Huh.
[10:24] all
Huh.
[10:25] sak
He sure is relentless, isn't he?
[10:27] tsu
All that cleaning you're helping with
is something she does for Aoyama...
[10:33] yos
This is just so...
[10:34] all
Good luck, new guy!
[10:37] all
We're cheering for your love!
SIGN Ardent Umeya Support Group
SIGN Aoyama Life
[10:46] mok
All right.
[10:51] ume
Gotou.
[11:03] sak
That Aoyama!
[11:05] tsu
He's cleaning the spot that
Gotou-chan's already cleaned!
[11:14] ume
Why do you like Aoyama so much?
[11:17] mok
Huh?
[11:21] mok
Well...
[11:24] mok
By the time I realized...
[11:28] mok
Before I knew it...
[11:30] mok
I'd already started feeling this way.
[11:34] ume
I'm the same.
[11:48] ume
Hey, Aoyama!
[11:58] all
A direct confrontation?!
[12:04] ume
Gotou's already cleaned that sink.
[12:09] aoy
I see.
[12:11] aoy
Thank you,
[12:13] aoy
Gotou Moka.
[12:17] aoy
But I can't relax unless I do it myself.
[12:23] all
You idiot!
[12:25] aoy
Four eyes-san.
[12:26] tsu
This is why you are just so...
[12:29] all
Yep.
[12:30] tsu
You're denser than lead!
SIGN Aoyama Life
[12:31] ume
Gotou.
[12:34] ume
Your feelings...
[12:40] ume
I'll help them come true.
SIGN You just need to win in the end
SIGN Umeya Tsubasa
SIGN Umeya, come back to the judo team!
SIGN Jinnai Daisuke
SIGN Cat Festival
[12:49] ume
Aoyama, this weekend,
the zoo in Inugashira Park
[12:54] ume
is going to hold a cat festival
overflowing with cats.
[12:59] ume
Wanna come?
[13:01] ume
With Gotou and me?
[13:04] ume
This is it.
[13:05] sak
Four eyes, Yocchi...
What do you make of Umeya?
[13:08] tsu
I'm not sure.
[13:12] yos
He's supposed to like Gotou-chan,
[13:15] yos
but he's gone out of his way
to invite Aoyama to the zoo.
[13:21] tsu
Wait! That turd!
[13:23] tsu
Under the guise of rooting for her,
he'll force her into a bad decision.
[13:27] tsu
"Rejected!"
[13:28] tsu
Then he plans to console the brokenhearted
Gotou-chan and make her his own!
[13:33] all
That bastard!
[13:36] tsiu
He's so smart.
[13:38] sak
Yeah.
[13:38] yos
Isn't he just?
[13:40] all
Not the point!
That's not happening on our watch!
[13:55] yos
Looks like it's come to this.
[13:57] sak
As her seniors, we have no choice
but to protect Gotou-chan!
[14:03] mok
I-I'm about to go on*
a d-date with Aoyama-kun.
[14:09] mok
I'm so nervous, I could die at any moment!
[14:14] ume
Aoyama.
[14:20] ume
I think it's still too early
to bring those out.
[14:22] aoy
Really?
[14:27] ume
The cat festival isn't starting for a while.
Why don't we go look at some other animals?
[14:33] ume
Gotou, you'll get lost
if you don't walk with us.
[14:37] mok
Oh no, my old habit!
[14:45] aoy
So huge.
[14:48] aoy
So tiny.
[14:51] aoy
It moved.
[14:54] aoy
It won't move.
[14:56] sak
What is it with them?
[14:59] tsu
Gotou-chan's looking at Aoyama,
and Umeya's looking at Gotou-chan.
[15:02] yos
Only Aoyama's actually
looking at the animals!
[15:13] ume
Gotou...
[15:16] ume
Since you're here with Aoyama and all,
why don't you talk to him?
[15:21] mok
I... I...
[15:24] mok
I-I'm so nervous, I don't know what to shay.
[15:28] ume
Don't worry.
[15:30] ume
Just tell him whatever is on your mind.
[15:35] ume
Be honest.
[15:37] tsu
I knew it!
[15:39] tsu
He's trying to make her
confess her feelings!
[15:42] ume
It's almost time for the cat festival.
SIGN Cat Cat House
[15:45] guy
All right. This is the cat festival
where you can play with the cats!
[15:49] guy
Everybody, please enjoy
playing with all the kitties!
[15:59] guy
H-Hey! Please don't hog all the cats!
[16:02] guy
But this person's got some amazing
skills with those cat toys!
[16:06] mok
Cute.
[16:16] oda
Master!
[16:18] aoy
Odagiri Mio.
[16:19] guy
You, too! Please don't hog the cats!
[16:24] oda
Fancy meeting you here.
You're a cat person, too, huh?
SIGN High five memory!
[16:33] oda
Heya.
[16:37] mok
Odagiri-san?
[16:48] yos
This is chaos.
[16:52] tsu
Umeya likes Gotou-chan, and she likes Aoyama.
[16:56] sak
The three of them were already a weird group.
[16:58] sak
Now, on top of that,
Odagiri's been thrown into the mix, too.
[17:02] oda
It was a real surprise to find out
that you like cats, master.
[17:06] oda
But they're so cute, aren't they?
[17:08] mok
Odagiri-san really is cute.
[17:11] mok
And she's got a great figure to go
with her cheerful and energetic nature.
[17:16] oda
I'm sorry.
[17:19] mok
She can even touch Aoyama-kun.
[17:22] guy
What the hell is this?
[17:23] guy2
Stop with the mushy stuff!
[17:27] guy
Huh? You got a problem?!
[17:33] sak
This is weird. Umeya's supposed
to be a whiz at judo.
[17:42] mok
I need to protect Aoyama-kun!
[17:52] oda
All right! Everybody, run!
[18:03] oda
That was so scary.
[18:05] oda
Gotou-san, you can run so fast!
You're amazing!
[18:08] mok
Huh? I'm not, uh, thank you!
[18:12] mok
She's so nice. She's a thousand times
more suitable for Aoyama-kun.
[18:31] yuu
Could it be that he's...
[18:36] ume
Before we leave,
shouldn't we have a go on those boats?
[18:39] oda
Count me in!
[18:42] oda
Let's go, Yuu-chan!
[18:48] jud
Umeya!
[18:50] oda
There!
[18:55] oda
Oh! Master!
[18:58] ume
I'm sorry, but please
don't interrupt those two.
[19:03] oda
Huh?
[19:07] oda
Wow!
[19:09] yuu
Hey, you like Gotou-san, don't you?
[19:14] yuu
Why are you trying to set them up?
[19:23] mok
I...
[19:25] mok
I'm here with Aoyama-kun, but I haven't
been able to say a single word.
[19:32] mok
Being with me must be so boring.
[19:36] mok
I bet he would've preferred to
ride with Odagiri-san.
[19:42] ---
I...
[19:44] ume
Hey, Gotou!
[19:52] tsu
What's going on?
[19:53] tsu
Dammit, we're too far away.
I can't hear anything!
[19:55] tsu
Faster, you guys!
[19:57] sak
Then you peddle, too!
[20:02] ume
How was today? Did you have fun?
[20:11] mok
Umeya-kun...
[20:15] mok
Good luck.
[20:18] mok
Just tell him whatever is on your mind.
[20:26] moka
A-Aoyama-kun.
[20:30] ume
Be honest.
[20:33] moka
I-I haven't been able to say anything all day,
[20:39] moka
but I really had a lot of fun today!
[20:46] tsu
Don't tell me...
[20:49] tsu
Is Umeya seriously rooting for those two?
[20:53] mok
I had fun!
[20:56] aoy
I see.
[20:58] oda
Fishies. Fishies.
[20:59] yuu
You...
[21:01] ume
I just want to protect her feelings.
[21:07] yuu
So you'd be fine if they dated?
[21:10] ume
Yes.
[21:16] ume
As long as I can be buried
alongside her, I'm fine.
[21:20] yuu
What kind of long-term plan is that?!
[21:23] ume
Not every couple is destined to marry.
[21:27] ume
I just have to be patient
until the time comes.
[21:34] jud
That's the man I put my
faith in: Umeya Tsubasa!
[21:39] jud
That's what I love about you!
Your unwavering perseverance!
[23:28] mak
I understand how you feel.
[23:30] mak
Right now, what the soccer team needs...
[23:33] mak
...is a training camp.
SIGN Next time
SIGN Miwa-chan Wants to Do a Training Camp
9 - Miwa-chan Wants to Do a Training Camp
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[00:00] miw
Wait, Makio!
[00:02] mak
Right now, even the Inter-High
isn't a pipe dream for us.
[00:05] miw
But I also know that
we won't make it like this.
[00:09] mak
I understand how you feel.
[00:15] miw
You should know what our team needs.
[00:20] mak
Right now, what the soccer team needs...
[00:23] mak
...is a training camp.
[00:25] TV
Next time, on Soccer Boyfriend*:
SIGN Soccer
SIGN Boyfriend
SIGN That's It! Let's go to a training camp!
[00:26] TV
"That's it! Let's go to a training camp."
[00:28] TV
Enjoy!
SIGN Happy
[00:29] miw
That's it! Let's go to a training camp!
SIGN #09
SIGN Miwa-chan Wants to
Do a Training Camp
[02:07] all
A training camp?!
[02:08] ish
A training camp, huh?
I guess we've never done one.
[02:13] Oot
There was no point since we were so weak.
[02:16] tsu
We've been miraculously lucky
to make it this far.
[02:19] miw
If we want to turn that miraculous luck
into deserved victories,
[02:22] miw
we must improve our skills, physical ability,
and mental strength at once.
[02:28] zai
Then we should just do it
at our summer villa.
[02:31] miw
That's my Kaocchi! You know what's up!
[02:34] ish
Zaizen.
[02:35] zai
No need to thank me.
Anything to make our team better.
[02:39] ish
Can I bring my girlfriend?
[02:42] yos
I want to bring my grandma.
[02:44] sat
I want to bring my dog and parakeet.
[02:46] zia
You guys are ridiculous! Just shut it!
[02:50] aoy
I won't go.
[02:51] all
Why not?!
[02:53] sak
Taking a bath together after practice!
[02:57] sak
Sleeping in a big pile in the hall!
[02:59] sak
Having secret pillow fights!
[03:02] sak
What could be better than that?!
[03:05] aoy
I don't want any of that.
[03:08] zai
Damn them all.
[03:12] zai
Welcome home, Daddy. You're back early.
[03:15] dad
That I am.
[03:16] dad
I heard you're going to a training camp.
[03:19] zai
Y-Yes.
[03:21] dad
You don't have any talent for soccer.
Going to a training camp is pointless.
[03:28] dad
You do know what I'm talking about, right?
[03:31] dad
I'll make the opponents' goal bigger.
[03:34] zai
Wha?
[03:35] dad
Then you'll be able to score lots more goals.
[03:38] zai
Hey, call the prime minister.
We're changing the rules of soccer!
[03:41] kar
Are you stupid?
[03:43] kar
You're coddling Brother far too much, Father.
[03:49] zai
Karin!
[03:50] kar
That said, going to Nationals is his dream.
[03:54] kar
I'll do all I can to help,
though it may not be much.
[03:56] dad
Karin.
[03:59] dad
You are so cute! The cutest in
the world, no, in the universe!
[04:05] kar
I'm already in 9th grade!
[04:05] dad
Fly my angel, fly!
[04:07] kar
Hey, put me down! Put me down!
[04:09] dad
I am so overwhelmed!
[04:10] kar
Hey! S-Stop!
[04:12] dad
Karin!
[04:14] dad
Who are you?
[04:15] miw
Kaocchi!
[04:17] zai
Coach? What are you doing here?
[04:20] miw
I decided to ask for your sister's help.
SIGN Documentary Zaizen Kaoru & Aoyama-kun
[04:30] sak
What is this?
[04:31] tsu
The other clubs are coming, too?
[04:33] kar
I invited them.
[04:36] kar
I also arranged for a pro camera crew to
record you have the time of your life.
[04:41] rik
Where's Narita?
[04:42] gir
Who knows.
[04:44] nar
There's a limited-time sea quest
in Monstrosity Hunter.
[04:46] nar
I don't have time for a training camp.
[04:49] moka
Aoyama-kun isn't here.
[04:51] sak
Taking the bus would be hard for him.
[04:54] tsu
You're quite close to your neighbor.
[04:56] yos
He might be taking his bike.
[04:58] tsu
Or not come at all.
[05:03] all
Wh-What's happening?!
[05:05] all
A-Aoyama?
[05:09] tsu
What's going on?
[05:11] all
So bright!
[05:13] yos
He's cleaned it through and through!
[05:15] zaI
I'm glad you made it, Aoyama.
[05:19] zaI
What?
[05:22] all
That's...
[05:23] all
Fighter jets?
SIGN Kaocchi,
you forgot something
[05:27] zai
Daddy—I mean, old man?
[05:33] zai
New cleats?
[05:34] all
Damn you, Richie Rich!
[05:37] zai
Thank you, Daddy.
SIGN Super Effective Boy's
Cleaning Diaries
SIGN I'll be waiting on location. -Dad
[05:51] tsu
I wonder why Aoyama
changed his mind about coming.
[05:55] zai
For the team, of course.
He knows how important this is.
[06:04] mok
I'll be spending a night under*
the same roof as Aoyama-kun.
[06:12] miw
I feel like this is diverging
from the training camp episode,
[06:17] miw
but whatever.
[06:19] miw
Going to a training camp with
the whole school should be fun.
[06:24] all
Whoa!
[06:27] ish
I was expecting fancy, but...
[06:30] oot
This goes beyond my imagination.
[06:32] kar
Welcome. Let me show you to your rooms.
[06:37] kar
For Aoyama-sama, we have a single room
with a super potent air purifying machine.
[06:43] zai
So that's why you came?!
[06:48] sak
If this is what he gets,
our rooms should be great, too.
[06:51] yos
Yeah.
[06:52] kar
For the rest of you,
we have a Japanese-style room.
[06:55] all
Oh, nice!
[06:58] kar
This is it.
[07:02] tsu
K-Karin-chan, is this really it?
[07:06] yos
What happened to all the class and glamour?
[07:08] kar
My brother said that you all
wanted to sleep in a big pile.
[07:14] all
Zaizen!
[07:15] zai
Hey, it feels more like
a training camp this way.
[07:18] zai
I've always dreamed about having
a training camp in this kinda place.
[07:22] kar
I am delighted that one of your
dreams has come true, Brother.
[07:31] miw
You're late.
SIGN Aoyama Life
[07:40] sak
That's Gotou-chan for you.
Always sticks to her brand.
[07:43] miw
All right. Split into teams and practice.
[07:46] ish
What? On the beach?
[07:48] miw
On the sand, you lack a stable footing,
so it'll train your legs and core.
[07:53] kar
And the Zaizen Group will provide support
with its cutting-edge tech.
[07:58] oda
Master!
[08:06] ish
Yurippe.
[08:10] all
The beach is the best!
[08:15] ish
They have Aoyama on their side.
[08:17] ish
Let's just do our best, okay?
[08:21] oot
You're assuming we're gonna lose?
[08:23] ume
I like it.
[08:25] ume
The stronger the opponent,
the better the taste of victory.
[08:31] ume
Victory at all cost! Come on, Team Red!
[08:34] all
Fight!
[08:36] oot
Okay, I'm up for this now!
[08:38] guy
I feel like we can win!
[08:39] ish
H-Huh?
[08:43] moka
Aoyama-kun refused to get in the pool,
but he's okay with the ocean?
[08:49] zai
Aoyama, what are you doing?
[08:52] zai
We're starting!
[08:58] ish
Nice clearance, Umeya!
[09:00] ish
Not bad.
[09:02] ish
On the other hand...
[09:04] ish
Aoyama!
[09:06] aoy
Yes?
[09:07] zai
Put some slide tackles in or whatever!
Do something to get the ball!
[09:11] aoy
It would get sand on me.
[09:13] kar
Oh, don't worry about that.
[09:15] kar
This beach has purified sand
with an anti-bacterial coating.
[09:19] aoy
Well, everybody's been stepping on it.
[09:22] zai
You're saying our feet are dirty?!
[09:26] miw
Are you okay?
[09:28] ish
I think I twisted my ankle.
[09:30] all
Aoyama-kun!
[09:31] ish
Yurippe!
SIGN I ♥ Aoyama
[09:34] ish
She didn't even notice.
[09:37] moK
Are you all right?
[09:38] kar
Please leave this to our sports doctor.
[09:41] miw
Gotou-chan, do you want
to go in for Ishikawa?
[09:44] mok
Huh?
[09:45] ish
Miwa-chan?
[09:46] miw
I know you always put in work
by yourself after practice.
[09:50] sih
She noticed!
[09:54] mok
I can play soccer with Aoyama-kun.
[09:58] miw
Want to join Team Red, then?
[10:01] ---
Yeah.
[10:02] mok
After I joined a different middle school,
I had my parents buy me a soccer ball.
[10:08] mok
To make up for not being able to see you,
SIGN I ♥ Aoyama
[10:09] mok
I spent those three years
kicking that ball every day.
[10:14] oot
Gotou-chan!
[10:16] mok
Got it!
[10:17] sak
Going hard on her would be mean.
I should be gentle.
[10:27] sak
Huh?
[10:30] miw
She's good!
[10:32] ish
A Neymar-esque sombrero flick?!
[10:35] tsu
However!
[10:36] yos
You won't get past us!
[10:40] zai
Pathetic.
[10:41] zai
I'll stop her!
[10:50] tsu
Hey! Zaizen!
[10:52] tsu
She's a girl!
[10:54] tsu
This is the problem with muscle-heads!
[10:56] zai
Hey, I didn't touch her!
[11:00] miw
Malicia? She dove?
[11:03] ish
Where did she learn such a cunning move?
[11:12] zai
One-on-one against Aoyama?
[11:18] sak
Gotou-chan passed Aoyama!
[11:24] sak
What? Aoyama slid?!
[11:30] sak
Is it a foul?
[11:32] ish
No, Aoyama touched the ball!
[11:35] miw
It's not a foul.
[11:37] zai
Leave it to me!
[11:43] zai
What?
[11:44] miw
Kaocchi's terrible with his feet.
[11:46] kar
Terrible with his feet?
[11:49] aoy
Gotou Moka.
[11:52] aoy
Stop doing that. I don't like dirty plays.
[11:57] mok
I'm sorry.
[12:00] aoy
Your dribbling was good, though.
[12:10] mak
Soccer comes first for me,
and you come second.
[12:15] all
Thank you.
[12:17] miw
Makio.
[12:20] mok
Just now, on the bottom of my foot,
[12:23] mok
however slight it might have been,
I felt Aoyama-kun's touch.
[12:28] mok
Sensei, I'm glad I came to the training camp!
SIGN Elegant
SIGN Butler
SIGN Zaizen Daddy
SIGN Zaizen Karin
SIGN Family!
SIGN Takei Miwa
SIGN Loves Shoujo Manga Third dan in Judo
SIGN Spicy Photo!!
[12:42] miw
Make sure to warm up properly!
[12:47] miw
You there! Don't get distracted!
[12:50] miw
Bend and stretch, put your hands
on your knees and go round and round.
[12:56] all
Warming up is the best!
[12:59] miw
When you've touched the rock that you
can see in the sea, you come back.
[13:03] oda
I've always wanted to try
long-distance swimming.
[13:06] oda
First!
SIGN Umeya
SIGN Odagiri
SIGN Zaizen
SIGN Rest
[13:24] ume
We've been swimming for a while.
[13:26] oda
But we're not getting closer at all.
[13:28] ume
What's going on?
[13:31] zai
I'll go ahead, then!
[13:33] oda
Watch out!
[13:41] zai
A wall?!
[13:43] oda
I thought it was real, but it's a picture.
[13:47] oda
Amazing!
[13:48] ume
So that's a picture, too.
[13:50] oda
So we've been indoors all this time.
[13:53] kar
Exactly.
[13:55] kar
This is a dome that imitates nature,
tailor-made for Brother's training camp.
[13:59] zai
Karin!
[14:01] kar
Using the Zaizen Group's
proprietary construction methods,
[14:03] kar
we were able to build a dome
with a one kilometer diameter.
[14:06] kar
And by aggressively using solar and other
renewable energy, we cut costs by 65%.
[14:11] [SONG] ---
Costs Reduced By
[14:13] [SONG] kar
Patent Acquired
[14:13] kar
We even got a patent for it.
[14:15] sak
Even if it's for her brother...
[14:17] tsu
...the scale of it all is out of whack.
[14:19] yos
The Zaizen Group really is amazing.
[14:22] kar
Also, to help my brother
overcome his terrible footing,
[14:27] kar
we have one more contraption.
[14:31] kar
Please do not worry. The waves are
localized to where my brother is.
[14:37] zai
H-Hey!
[14:46] kar
Give it your best, Brother.
[14:48] kar
If you overcome this wave,
your footing should become more stable!
[14:52] mok
Um, when people say that
someone's terrible with their feet,
[14:55] mok
they actually mean that person
sucks at soccer.
[15:00] mok
Zaizen-san, in particular,
simply can't shoot at all.
[15:03] yos
Impressive.
[15:05] sak
This over-the-top sisterly love.
[15:07] tsu
Zaizen's got it rough, huh?
[15:09] zai
I'm so happy!
[15:13] all
He seems super satisfied!
[15:19] all
So tired.
[15:22] sak
After that, there was shooting practice.
[15:25] tsu
Dribbling practice.
[15:27] yos
We did all sorts of things,
but I'm too hungry to remember.
[15:33] yos
So hungry.
[15:36] kar
It's time to eat.
[15:39] ---
All right!
[15:41] oot
If it's Zaizen food,
it must be really delicious!
[15:45] kar
Of course.
[15:51] kar
Please enjoy.
[15:55] yos
A pea?!
[15:56] tsu
K-Karin-sama. Is this some kind of...
[15:59] kar
This is the ultimate meal, one grain
packed with every nutrient known to man.
[16:07] kar
The fruit of all of Zaizen Group's
research combined,
[16:10] kar
the jewel in our crown!
[16:20] all
Th-This is...
[16:23] tsu
It might be nutritious.
[16:25] oota
But it just doesn't make you feel full.
[16:32] all
What is this aroma?
[16:41] miw
Who are you?!
[16:45] miw
Jinnai-sensei?
[16:55] all
Let us eat!
[17:04] all
So full! So good!
[17:09] sak
What is it?
[17:11] kar
Time for some recreational fun.
[17:13] miw
We're holding a test of courage.
[17:16] sak
With just guys?
[17:19] ish
Sensei, can outsiders participate, too?
[17:22] miw
Sure.
SIGN I ♥ Aoyama
[17:25] kar
We're all prepared.
[17:27] kar
If you press this button,
[17:29] kar
an ultra-powerful super computer that is
the pride and joy of the Zaizen Group
SIGN Testing my courage with you
SIGN Project lead: Zaizen Karin
[17:33] kar
will automatically pair people up
and display them here.
[17:39] all
K-Karaoke?
[17:41] ---
Wait, look at that.
[17:43] ---
It's starting to form teams!
SIGN Tanaka Riku
SIGN Satou Sakura Suzuki Yuuka Takahashi Misaki
SIGN Nakamura Ren
SIGN Kobayashi Moe
SIGN Katou Shouta
SIGN Nakamura Asuka
SIGN Yuuta Suzuki Shou
SIGN Takahashi Kaito
SIGN Katou Manami
[17:47] yur
I hope I can be paired
with you and Aoyama-kun.
[17:50] ish
Yes, let's be a pair together with Aoyama.
[17:53] oot
That's not a pair. Not happening.
[17:55] oda
I hope we'll be paired up, Yuu-chan.
[17:58] yuu
I don't do ghosts, so I'll bail.
[18:03] kar
Now, then!
[18:09] [SONG] txt
Operating Room
[18:11] zai
Listen up, Aoyama.
[18:12] zai
Now that we've paired up,
[18:17] zai
no matter what happens, follow me...
[18:20] zai
Eek!
[18:21] zai
U-Until the end!
[18:23] zai
H-Hey.
[18:36] mok
Will we be okay?
[18:38] oda
Wow, amazing.
[18:41] oda
This is really well made.
[18:43] moka
How is she not scared?
[18:45] oda
Those Hollywood pros they flew in
really did their thing.
[18:49] oda
Shall we?
[18:50] moka
Yeah.
[18:52] moka
I'm so glad I'm paired with Odagiri-san.
[19:03] mok
I won't let you sully Aoyama-kun!
[19:12] tsu
G-Gotou-chan, swinging around
a bat like that is dangerous!
[19:16] oda
I'm starting to have fun.
SIGN Nurse Station
[19:25] guy
The time has come.
We're going to use this opportunity...
[19:29] guy
to hug Aoyama-kun!
[19:40] all
Aoyama-kun!
[19:49] mok
Zaizen-san?
[19:52] oda
Leave him to me, Moka-chan!
You take care of the ghosts!
[19:55] mok
Got it!
[19:57] tsu
What is it with them?
[19:59] tsu
Aoyama only cares about cleaning,
[20:02] tsu
and Gotou-chan only cares about Aoyama.
[20:05] yos
Odagiri-chan isn't scared at all,
and Zaizen is too scared.
[20:11] tsu
Some test of courage.
[20:31] zai
I-I finally made it out.
[20:33] zai
Karin!
[20:34] kar
Brother.
[20:37] kar
I've been waiting for you.
[20:40] ---
Eek!
[20:55] aoy
It's finally clean.
[21:01] ---
That was fun, right?
[21:13] kar
Good.
[21:26] miw
Practice is good, but having fun is the best.
[21:30] miw
All right! I guess I'll check
my training camp answers now!
[23:10] all
All right!
[23:12] tsu
This is the fruit of our training camp!
[23:18] aoy
Kurata Kozue!
[23:20] tsu
Did Aoyama just...
[23:23] Zai
He just yelled, didn't he?
[23:32] koz
You seem well, Aoyama.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets
10 - Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets
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[00:03] aoy
Good work.
[00:04] zai
You, too. See you tomorrow.
[00:06] aoy
Yeah.
[00:11] zai
That reminds me...
[00:16] (Flashback) koz
You're looking well, Aoyama.
[00:21] (Flashback) aoy
Kurata Kozue, what are you doing in Japan?
[00:31] zai
I wonder who that woman was.
[00:34] sak
Who knows? Aoyama never talks about himself.
[00:38] yos
We don't know anything about him,
not even where he lives.
[00:43] tsu
I guess he's being extremely secretive
in order to keep his distance from people.
[00:48] team
Aoyama-kun, good work!
[00:52] zai
It looks like Aoyama has
more than just one secret.
SIGN #10
SIGN Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets
[02:31] sak
All right, there he goes.
[02:34] sak
Let's go!
[02:35] tsu
Team Discover Aoyama's Secrets: move out!
SIGN This work is a piece of fiction. Please do not ride bikes like this!
[02:43] zai
Just so we're clear...
[02:44] zai
I'm only coming along because I'm worried
you three will get up to mischief.
[02:48] zai
It's not like I want to
know more about Aoyama.
[02:51] all
Sure, sure.
[02:53] sak
We'll be done for the day once
we found out where Aoyama lives.
[02:57] sak
Don't fall behind, Unit 2!
[03:00] yos
Go! Go! Go!
[03:02] zai
You've gotta be kidding me!
[03:05] zai
This is totally unfair!
SIGN And definitely do not ride
in this pathetic manner!
[03:15] tsu
It's your fault for losing
at rock, paper, scissors.
[03:17] sak
If you have the breath to complain,
pedal harder!
[03:20] zai
Dammit!
[03:21] tsu
But I'm really interested to
know where Aoyama lives.
[03:25] yos
I picture him living in some model room
for a high-rise apartment block.
[03:28] yos
Something that doesn't feel homely at all.
[03:30] sak
Nah, I think his place will be more like
a mansion, with a butler and the works.
[03:34] tsu
I can see him gazing at a photo
of his daddy and sister in his room
[03:38] tsu
and saying "good night" to it
before he goes to sleep.
[03:43] zai
Are you guys talking about my place?!
How the hell do you even know that?!
[03:47] sak
What? You seriously do all that?
[03:50] zai
Huh? Where did Aoyama go?
[03:54] tsu
It's absolutely packed here.
[03:56] sak
Well, this is the shopping district.
[04:01] tsu
There! He got off his bike and
he's walking through the crowd!
[04:06] sak
Whoa, he's fast!
[04:07] yos
He's moving so fast that everyone else
looks like they're standing still!
[04:11] sak
Has he realized we're tailing him?!
[04:14] tsu
Don't lose him!
[04:16] sak
Excuse me, miss!
[04:17] zai
Oh, sorry!
[04:19] yos
This meat's so good.
[04:21] zai
Don't make yourself even heavier!
[04:26] tsiu
There he is! It's Aoyama!
[04:28] zai
He's already all the way over there!
[04:34] all
He jumped?!
SIGN Kids at home:
Do not copy Aoyama!
[04:41] zai
No way.
[04:42] sak
Is he for real?!
[04:47] sak
He survived that?!
[04:48] zai
That monster.
[04:58] zai
Is he telling us not to follow him?
[05:02] sak
But why is he going to such lengths
to keep things about him concealed?
[05:07] yos
Maybe his home is his safe space?
[05:10] tsu
He wants to maintain a clean state,
leaving no information about him behind.
[05:14] tsu
He doesn't want anybody
to enter his personal space.
[05:19] zai
Well, it does sound like him, but even so...
[05:24] zai
We've come this far!
We can't retreat now!
[05:27] all
Zaizen!
SIGN Kids at home:
Do not copy Zaizen!
[05:35] sak
Are you stupid, Zaizen?
There are stairs right here!
[05:41] zai
Can you give me a hand? I can't get up.
[05:44] sak
You deserve that for getting
carried away and jumping!
SIGN Just don't do anything they're doing!
[05:58] yos
It's been quite a while
since we lost sight of him.
[06:02] sak
He might already be home.
[06:07] yos
You want to go in that store over there?
[06:10] sak
I'm hungry, so why not? Zaizen's treat.
[06:14] zai
Looks like I'll have to.
[06:21] sak
Aoyama!
[06:31] sak
That's too much food for just himself.
[06:34] tsu
It's enough to feed a family.
[06:35] yos
That means...
[06:37] all
...the goal is in sight!
[06:40] all
Is that it?
[06:48] sak
Huh?
[07:00] sak
Is this Aoyama's house?
[07:02] yos
It's nothing like we imagined.
[07:05] tsu
Well, then...
[07:07] zai
As if Aoyama would
ever let us in if we asked!
[07:12] zai
We're storming the place!
[07:14] all
Go! Go! Go! Go!
[07:20] zai
Aoyama!
[07:27] zai
Y-You're...
[07:30] zai
Ibuki Seigo?!
[07:33] zai
I heard you signed with the youth team
of a renowned Spanish club!
[07:37] zai
What are you doing in Aoyama's house?!
[07:40] ibu
No, this is my place.
[07:44] zai
Then why is Aoyama here making food?!
[07:47] ibu
Because I beat him in a match.
[08:06] ibu
Thanks for the food.
[08:14] all
So good, so good.
[08:19] zai
You lost? I can't believe it.
[08:24] ibu
He's been cooking for himself since he began
making the age-group national teams.
[08:28] ibu
We've been wagering
home-cooked meals ever since,
[08:31] ibu
and I've always eating his food like this.
[08:35] ibu
But you've really improved.
[08:38] ibu
One slip-up,
[08:42] ibu
and I wouldn't have been able to eat
today's chicken-and-egg rice bowl.
[08:54] zai
They're going to have another match?
[08:57] zai
Oh, yeah. Where is Aoyama's house?
[09:01] zai
Save it for another day...
SIGN Ibuki Seigo
SIGN National Youth Superstar!
SIGN Earnest Childhood Friend
SIGN Kurata Kozue
[09:16] zai
Hey! Aoyama!
[09:23] mok
Where are you going, Aoyama-kun?
[09:25] mok
Practice is about to start.
SIGN Aoyama Life
[09:35] zai
Aoyama! You're not skipping
practice, are you?!
[09:37] mok
Zaizen-san.
[09:39] zai
Gramps! Bring the car round front!
[09:46] zai
Follow that bike—I mean, Aoyama!
[09:49] zai
We're bringing him back!
[09:50] mok
U-Um...
[09:52] zai
You get in, too!
[09:55] moka
Where is Aoyama-kun going?
[09:58] zai
I don't know.
[09:59] zai
It's not like he's going home.
[10:03] zai
Oh, that's Ibuki's house.
[10:07] zai
So he's not going there either.
SIGN Oshigami-Minami High School
[10:14] tak
What have we here? This is like the miracle
of the young girl falling from the sky.
[10:20] tak
So you've finally decided to join us, Aoyama?
[10:26] kaz
You came again.
[10:33] zai
So that's what's going on?
You sent the girl, Takechi!
[10:38] tak
Huh?
[10:39] kaz
Who are you?
[10:40] zai
Aoyama, I've lost all respect for you.
Falling for a woman's bait!
[10:44] kaz
What are you blabbering about?
[10:45] zai
Don't play dumb with me!
[10:47] tak
Stop making a scene.
[10:48] zai
Shut up!
[10:49] zai
You're the problem here!
[10:50] ibu
Hey, what's going on here?
[10:52] mok
Uh... Well, um, this is...
[10:54] zai
What? Do you want to see my abs?
[10:56] zai
Hell no, you ab-obsessed freak!
[10:58] kaz
Jeez, why can't you just
come straight to the field?
[11:01] kaz
Are you listening, Seigo?!
[11:07] zai
Why are you at Oshigami-Minami?
[11:09] tak
I don't know why, but Ibuki
will be playing for us now.
[11:14] zai
Seriously?
[11:15] zai
Wait, Aoyama!
[11:17] zai
You'd better not be thinking about joining
Oshigami-Minami because Ibuki is here!
[11:20] tak
What? Really, Aoyama?
[11:22] zai
Stop doing that!
[11:24] ibu
Ah, you see, I heard about
this soba place near here...
[11:28] ibu
I'm really picky about my soba.
[11:28] [SONG] bag
Soba Shop
[11:32] okz
He came back because he missed
Japanese food too much.
[11:35] zai
What?!
[11:36] ibu
Kozue came back with me, but her cooking's...
[11:40] koz
If you have a complaint, spit it out already!
[11:42] moka
A-Are you two going out?
[11:46] koz
We're just childhood friends!
[11:48] [SONG] ---
Soba Shop
[11:49] ibu
Here, try this soba stick.
[11:52] mok
Th-Thank you very much.
[11:54] [SONG] ---
Soba Shop
[11:58] ibu
Soba sticks are yummy.
[12:06] aoy
Ibuki-san...
[12:09] aoy
I'd like to have a 1-on-1 match.
[12:14] ibu
After delicious soba, I get a cocky upstart?
[12:18] ibu
Not the worst thing after a meal.
[12:25] all
So these are soba sticks, huh?
[12:29] moka
Are they always like this?
[12:31] koz
Yup, they always start a match.
[12:34] koz
They get along because they were
on the national team together.
[12:37] tak
I was there, too!
[12:41] tac
Takechi-san, please stop them!
[12:44] tak
No, let's have them play.
[12:47] tak
If it goes well, we might be able to get
Aoyama to join Oshigami-Minami as well.
[12:52] tak
If that happens, it'll be Takechi, Aoyama
and Ibuki forming a colossal front line.
[12:58] tak
The double crowns of summer and winter
nationals won't just be a dream, then!
[13:01] tac
Don't come crying if you get in trouble
for doing this 'cause Coach isn't here.
[13:05] mok
Aoyama-kun will win, right?
[13:07] zai
Yeah, I can't imagine Aoyama ever
losing to another high-school player.
[13:13] ibu
First to three.
[13:15] ibu
If you lose, you know my terms.
[13:23] kaz
For Seigo, Aoyama's easy prey.
[13:33] zai
What?!
[13:37] zai
Aoyama got beat?
[13:38] moka
No way.
[13:43] ibu
Looks like I've got
tonight's dinner in the bag.
[13:49] tak
Round 2!
[13:53] ibu
Beef bowl, tempura bowl, or pork bowl?
[13:58] ibu
No matter which I go for,
your seasoning is on point!
[14:03] koz
Terrible.
[14:04] mok
Huh?
[14:08] ibu
I've decided.
[14:10] ibu
Pork cutlet rice bowl!
[14:19] aoy
Let's call it a day.
[14:22] zai
Hey, now... It's over?
[14:24] koz
Seigo's really off today.
Aoyama noticed it, too.
[14:29] zai
That was him having an off day?!
[14:31] tac
Takechi-san, looks like you're going
to lose your spot as the team's striker.
[14:35] tak
What?!
[14:38] zai
What are you doing?
SIGN Concentration
SIGN Stamina
SIGN Power
SIGN Technique
[14:40] [SONG] txt
Speed
[14:40] tak
Ibuki Seigo is on another level.
All of his abilities eclipse Aoyama's.
SIGN Aoyama
SIGN Ibuki
SIGN Technique
[14:47] [SONG] txt
Speed
SIGN Concentration
SIGN Stamina
SIGN Power
SIGN Zaizen
[14:47] tak
Incidentally, this is you.
[14:50] zai
What did you say?! You wanna go?!
[14:53] zai
I've had enough of your crap!
[14:53] mok
Zaizen-san, please stop.
[14:56] tak
Let me down!
[14:57] zai
Shut up!
[14:57] mok
Aoyama-kun...
[15:06] ibu
Kozue!
[15:11] ibu
Oh, it's you, Aoyama.
[15:13] aoy
I'm coming in.
[15:16] ibu
Sure.
[15:19] aoy
Did something happen?
[15:24] ibu
So good! You really are
a genius in the kitchen!
[15:27] ibu
Seconds, please!
[15:30] aoy
Please cheer up. There's no
point in winning like that.
[15:39] ibu
Kozue?!
SIGN Takechi
[15:44] ibu
Oh, it's Takechi.
[15:46] ibu
Nah.
[15:50] aoy
So Kurata Kozue's the reason for it?
[15:53] ibu
I put mayonnaise on it.
[15:56] ibu
Kozue's food is always lightly seasoned.
[16:03] (Flashback) ibu
Mayonnaise heaven!
[16:06] ibu
She found out.
[16:09] (Flashback) koz
Why did you do that? Are you stupid?!
[16:12] (Flashback) ibu
I put it on because I wanted
to enjoy the meal my way!
[16:16] (Flashback) ibu
Besides, it's because
your cooking sucks!
[16:27] aoy
So you were dumped.
[16:29] ibu
Not dumped! She's just in a bad mood!
[16:34] ibu
I can see everything in soccer so clearly,
but with girls, I have no freaking clue!
[16:40] ibu
Please, Aoyama! Help me make up with Kozue!
[16:47] aoy
All right.
[16:48] ibu
Really?!
[16:50] aoy
Call Kurata Kozue.
[16:52] ibu
Huh? What for?
[16:56] aoy
A date.
[17:01] koz
Why does he want to go on
a date all of a sudden?
[17:05] koz
And why did I dress up like this?
Why am I getting my hopes up?
[17:09] ibu
Sorry, did you wait long?
[17:10] koz
N-Not really.
[17:13] koz
Huh?!
[17:14] ibu
Hey.
[17:17] (Flashback) aoy
If Kurata Kozue is mad, you should
go meet her while wearing this.
[17:22] (Flashback) ibu
Huh? That?
[17:25] (Flashback) ibu
Why do you even have that?
[17:27] (Flashback) aoy
Cats heal people. I'm sure
this would also calm her anger.
[17:34] ibu
Rather than calm her, I feel
like she's getting even angrier.
[17:39] ---
I-Ibuki...
[17:43] koz
Nutritional science, first-class recipes,
[17:47] koz
nutritional science for athletes,
food and nutrition...
[17:53] ibu
Kozue.
[17:54] koz
Wh-What is it?
[17:56] ibu
I'm sorry about the other day.
[17:58] ibu
It wasn't right,
after you'd put in all that effort.
[18:00] koz
Exactly. My cooking isn't lightly
seasoned because I'm useless in the kitchen.
SIGN Nutritional Science for Athletes
SIGN First Class Recipes
[18:05] koz
It's because I carefully
calculate nutritional values,
[18:07] koz
keeping Seigo's health and future in mind!
[18:10] koz
If he puts mayo on it,
all those calculations go to waste!
[18:18] ibu
This isn't much, but here...
[18:21] koz
Seigo got me a present?
[18:23] koz
Does this mean he understands what I'm doing?
[18:27] koz
Can I open it?
[18:29] ibu
S-Sure.
[18:33] (Flashback) ibu
A present?
[18:34] (Flashback) aoy
Yes.
[18:35] (Flashback) ibu
You're a genius! And what should I get her?
[18:39] (Flashback) aoy
Let's see...
SIGN Introduction to Cooking
SIGN You can do it even if you're not good!!
[18:44] koz
What's this supposed to be?
[18:47] ibu
Even if you're not good, if you put
in the effort, you can improve.
[18:50] koz
I don't need this! Are you mocking me?!
[18:53] aoy
It's a good book, though.
[18:54] ibu
Ow!
[18:55] zai
Ow!
[18:59] ibu
Hey, Aoyama, I feel like Kozue is
getting angrier by the minute.
[19:04] aoy
Let's move on to the next phase.
SIGN Futsal Court
[19:09] koz
A futsal court?
[19:12] ibu
You go change, too.
[19:16] koz
Wait a second...
[19:17] ibu
Let's go, Kozue!
[19:20] koz
As if I could ever beat you at soccer!
[19:23] ibu
It's futsal.
[19:24] kozu
It's the same!
[19:24] aoy
Playing together brings you closer.
That's the power of sport.
[19:29] koz
You soccer-obsessed idiot!
I've had it with you!
[19:34] koz
Why do you think I went to Spain with you?!
[19:40] koz
Why do you think I was making you
lightly seasoned food?!
[19:45] koz
Why do you think I came to
the same school as you?!
[19:49] koz
It's all because I love you,
[19:54] koz
because I love the way you love soccer.
[19:59] koz
And because I wanted to
try to help you with that!
[20:03] koz
Why can't you...
[20:08] koz
understand that?!
[20:15] koz
Huh?
[20:18] aoy
It looks like you two are
feeling a bit better again.
[20:24] ibu
This guy.
[20:28] koz
It always ends up like this.
[20:32] koz
I knew this all along.
[20:34] koz
Seigo doesn't understand me at all.
[20:37] koz
He'll probably never change.
[20:41] ibu
All right! I win!
[20:45] ibu
You've got a long way to go!
[20:49] koz
Seigo.
[20:52] koz
I brought some food.
If you want, you can eat it.
[20:57] koz
Just so you know, the seasoning is—
[20:59] ibu
So good!
[21:02] ibu
Kozue, this is good!
[21:07] koz
Seigo, I'm sorry I got mad.
[21:10] ibu
Huh? What's gotten into you now?
[21:14] koz
Well, you're eating my food
so enthusiastically...
[21:20] ibu
You know how it is...
[21:22] ibu
When you're hungry, everything tastes good!
[21:27] koz
You jerk!
[21:30] ibu
What now? I don't get you!
[21:33] koz
I'm so breaking up with you!
[21:34] ibu
Hey, where are you going?
[21:36] ibu
Kozue? Kozue-chan?!
[21:38] aoy
I'll win next time.
[21:41] zai
It's not just his house. Everything
about Aoyama is a mystery.
[23:28] tea
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[23:29] sak
Huh?
[23:35] sak
I can hear them.
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed
11 - Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed
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[00:02] ish
Nice shot, Aoyama!
[00:03] team
A-o-ya-ma-kun!
[00:06] sat
Sakai!
[00:10] girl
Good luck, Sakai-senpai!
[00:16] girl
You're amazing! Yay!
[00:18] girl
Sakai-senpai!
[00:22] girl
He's blushing! How cute!
[00:23] tada
Why are they getting all
worked up over Sakai?
[00:26] tada
They don't even do that for me,
and I'm freakin' hot!
[00:29] tsu
Dude, you're actually in our league.
[00:32] yos
I wonder why he's so popular
all of a sudden.
[00:34] tsu
Come to think of it,
he's changed his hairstyle.
SIGN #11
SIGN Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed
[02:12] tsu
Heya.
[02:15] tsu
Huh? Sakai isn't here.
[02:18] tsu
Hey, Aoyama, have you seen Saka—
[02:19] sak
It's me.
[02:30] tsu
Stop trying to look cool!
[02:32] yos
What's with that hair? You look like Aoyama!
[02:35] yos
Is this a wig? Is it?
[02:40] sak
I've always had hair like this.
[02:46] sak
I'm gonna go on ahead.
SIGN I ♥
Sakai
[02:52] tad
Aren't there more of them now?
[02:54] yos
Looks like it.
[02:56] tsu
Is he trying to get on
the "handsome team"?
[02:59] girls
Sakai-kun!
[03:03] girls
Good luck, Sakai-kun!
[03:06] girls
Oh, my God!
[03:07] all
We won't tolerate defectors!
[03:10] all
Triple sliding tackle!
[03:16] girl
So cool!
[03:18] sak
Huh?
[03:20] sak
Are you trying to be mops?
[03:21] [SONG] txt
Mop Team
[03:23] sak
Thanks for cleaning the field.
[03:33] (Flashback) girl
Sakai-kun, you're so cool!
Please go out with me!
[03:43] girl
U-Um, Senpai...
[03:44] yos
Huh?
[03:45] tsu
What?!
[03:47] girl
I-I baked these in class.
If you want them...
[03:56] sak
Thanks.
[04:02] tsu
How dare you?!
[04:05] sak
You guys want some?
[04:06] yos
Ha, you wish!
[04:07] tsu
We're going to eat them all!
[04:09] girls
Sakai-senpai!
[04:11] girls
Please have these!
[04:12] girls
Please eat mine, too!
[04:15] sak
Thanks!
[04:18] girl
Sakai's looking good lately.
[04:20] girl
You said it, girl.
[04:27] yos
Sakai's changed, huh?
[04:30] tsu
No, he couldn't have changed that quickly!
[04:33] ---
Right?
[04:35] tsu
We're going to unearth the real Sakai!
[04:37] girls
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[04:40] girls
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[04:53] tsu
Sakai! Come on, Sakai!
[04:57] tada
There it is!
[04:58] yos
Fujimi's specialty: butt keepie-uppie!
[05:01] tsu
What do you say now, Sakai?!
We're serving up your favorite: butt jokes!
[05:04] tsu
Surely you can't resist the urge!
[05:13] sak
You're so silly.
[05:20] girls
So smooth!
[05:22] tsu
Sakai...
[05:23] tsu
Come back, Sakai! Come home, Sakai!
[05:27] yos
Why? How did this happen?!
[05:29] girl
Oh, Sakai-senpai!
[05:33] girl
Um...
[05:37] girl
I-I'm in love with you.
[05:40] girl
I'm serious! Please go out with me.
[05:42] girl
No, with me!
[05:43] girl
Huh?!
[05:44] girl
What's your deal?
[05:46] girl
Hey!
[05:50] yos
I'm sad to say that Sakai's
gone over to the other side.
[05:55] yos
Let's at least see him off.
[05:58] girl
Since when do you like him?
[05:59] sak
I'm sorry.
[06:01] sak
I can't.
[06:03] all
What?!
[06:03] both
What's this?
[06:05] sak
I... I...
[06:10] both
Sakai!
[06:11] sakI
I can't belong to just one person.
[06:18] sakI
I'm everyone's Sakai!
[06:23] all
So cool!
[06:27] both
Oh, really now.
SIGN Sakai's
Poetry
Reading
[06:34] sak
"The world is beautiful."
[06:36] sak
"Why, you ask?"
SIGN Poetry by Moi
[06:40] sak
"Because I exist."
SIGN Poetry by Moi
[06:43] sak
"Now, come into the Sakai fold."
[06:50] tsu
He really is in a faraway place now.
[06:53] yos
Yeah.
[06:54] both
Sakai...
[07:00] ish
Sakai scored again!
[07:03] girls
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[07:05] yos
Impressive.
[07:06] tad
But what about all that nonsense?
[07:10] zai
If our team gets stronger
for it, I welcome it.
[07:13] tsu
Zaizen!
[07:15] zai
If one of our defenders can score,
it definitely helps the team.
[07:20] tsu
But you know...
[07:21] tada
Right?
[07:23] zai
Sakai. Don't worry about those guys.
[07:26] zai
You just keep on scoring goals,
left, right, and center!
[07:30] zai
Let's storm the Nationals together!
[07:32] sak
Zaizen, you should know this about me.
[07:36] sak
I don't give a damn about Nationals.
[07:39] sak
All I want to do is score!
[07:42] zia
Huh?
[07:44] sak
So switch positions with me!
[07:45] sak
From now on, I'll be a forward!
[07:47] zai
What?!
[07:48] miw
That sounds like a good idea,
Sakai playing up front.
[07:50] zai
Coach!
[07:53] sak
I can hear the voice of the God of Soccer.
[07:57] god
Score goals! Go! Go! Go!
[08:00] sak
He's whispering to me,
telling me to score goals!
[08:00] god
Score goals! Go!
[08:04] zai
I'm actually starting to get pissed now!
[08:06] zai
I've been a forward my entire life.
[08:17] ish
Sakai again!
[08:18] tad
He's unstoppable!
[08:18] girls
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[08:23] sak
I can hear it. I can hear it!
[08:26] sak
Thanks for missing the ball for me.
[08:29] miw
The desire to be attractive and stand out
has turned Sakai into a goal poacher.
[08:37] tsu
Sakai's actually amazing.
[08:39] yos
He looks every inch a striker.
[08:42] tsu
And...
[08:43] both
This Sakai might actually
be funny in his own way!
[08:48] miw
Converting Sakai into a forward
might not be a bad move.
[08:51] zai
What?
[08:53] zai
At this rate, I really
might lose my position.
[08:55] Both
Sakai of the world! Sakai of the world!
[08:58] Both
Beautiful!
[09:00] zai
This is when I need...
[09:02] zai
...Aoyama!
[09:05] zai
There it is!
[09:06] zai
I need to score!
[09:10] god
Go! Go! Go!
[09:12] god
Sakai!
[09:15] sak
Aoyama!
[09:17] sak
Thanks!
[09:18] all
Sakai!
[09:21] aoy
Nice shot, Sakai-san.
[09:23] zai
What? Even Aoyama?!
[09:26] tsu
Sakai!
[09:27] yos
He's the real deal!
[09:28] zai
At this rate... At this rate...
SIGN
SIGN A cleaning hero
born in Germany
SIGN Eliminates stains with just water
[09:34] ann
Fujimi High School scores!
[09:37] all
We made it to Nationals!
[09:40] zai
Hooray, hooray.
[09:43] mok
Hooray, hooray.
[09:44] zai
Hooray, hooray, amazing.
[09:46] mok
Hooray, hooray.
[09:47] zai
I cannot do this!
[09:49] girls
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[09:51] girls
Amazing Sakai!
[09:53] girls
Go!
[09:55] zai
I heard it, too.
[09:57] zai
That whisper you were talking about.
[10:02] tad
What's wrong with you, Zaizen?
Don't mark your own teammate!
[10:06] zai
When he gets a sniff of a chance, I'm going
to steal the ball from under his nose!
[10:11] sak
I heard that.
[10:14] ish
A smart pass from Aoyama!
[10:19] tad
What are they doing?!
[10:22] zai
Even if people decry me as acting dirty,
[10:24] zai
my dream is to take Fujimi
High School to the Nationals!
[10:28] zai
And it goes without saying...
[10:30] zai
...with me on the field!
[10:36] ref
Goal!
[10:38] ann
Fujimi High School scores a fifth goal!
[10:41] girls
Sa-ka-i of the world!
[10:43] girls
D-D-D-Dash! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[10:48] cam
That number 3's amazing, too.
[10:50] cam2
I didn't know Fujimi had a forward like him.
[10:54] cam
Oh, speaking of which, where's that big guy?
SIGN Fujimi
SIGN Kanehira
[10:57] cam2
More importantly, over here!
[11:00] miw
Now that we have a buffer...
[11:02] miw
Kaocchi, I think you can
start warming up now.
[11:06] zai
Sure.
SIGN I know that I'm the one true hot guy
SIGN Tada Hikaru
SIGN [Spot the 5 Differences]
SIGN A quiet fool
SIGN Satou Kiyoshi
[11:16] dad
Kaoru, I heard that you weren't
in the starting eleven today.
[11:23] dad
As the eldest son of the Zaizen family,
you have to always be at the top.
[11:27] dad
If you don't make it back into the
starting lineup by the next match,
[11:31] dad
you will give up soccer altogether.
[11:36] zai
This is bad!
[11:37] zai
I'm standing on the edge
of the abyss. So please!
[11:42] zai
Teach me how to play soccer!
[11:44] zai
I'm begging you, Gotou!
[11:45] mok
Huh?
[11:48] mok
But... why me?
[11:52] zai
I mean, Coach is a judo nut.
And our captain's like that...
[11:57] zai
Our pivotal player, Aoyama, isn't really
the type to teach anyone anything.
[12:01] zai
And learning from an underclassman is kinda...
[12:05] mok
But I'm a first-year, too!
[12:07] zai
That's why I thought of you and
how you played at the training camp.
[12:10] zai
I will do anything to get better!
[12:14] zai
So please, Gotou!
[12:19] mok
S—
[12:21] Zai
"S—"?
[12:22] mok
Starting lineup or not, it doesn't give
your father grounds to make you quit.
[12:27] mok
I don't know if I can help you,
[12:30] mok
but making the clubhouse and players
shine is all part of the manager's job!
[12:35] mok
If I'm good enough, I will help.
[12:38] ish
Is Zaizen going to be okay?
[12:41] miw
Kaocchi's weakness is that he's absolutely
terrible at shooting with his feet.
[12:46] miw
In order to get back among the starters,
he has to stamp out that weakness.
[12:51] miw
It'll all come down to Kaocchi's efforts.
[12:55] miw
It's so bright.
[12:57] ish
Huh? There's so many more lights...
SIGN Give it
your best,
Kaocchi!
- Dad
[13:05] mok
E-Every single goal you've
scored has been headed.
[13:09] zai
I'm confident in my heading ability.
[13:11] mok
Turn that on its head, and it means
every other part of your game is abysmal.
[13:14] zai
If you focus on improving your strengths,
you can wipe out your shortcomings!
[13:18] zai
That's what my dadd—my father says.
[13:21] mok
You lost your starting spot!
They're clearly not wiped out!
[13:26] mok
First, let's start with ten shots from here
and get you up to a 50 percent hit rate.
[13:33] zai
Really? 50 percent?
[13:35] mok
Yes.
[13:37] zai
You're a tough taskmaster, Gotou.
[13:41] mok
This is shockingly easy!
[13:46] guy
Ow!
[13:46] zai
Sorry!
[13:49] mok
Two goals from ten shots.
[13:52] mok
It makes sense that you can't score
with your feet in a match.
[13:58] mok
His form isn't bad, so how
can he be this terrible?
[14:03] zai
Well, then...
[14:05] zai
Let's call it a day.
[14:08] mok
Wh-Wh-Why are you heading home already?!
[14:13] zai
The number of chances
you get in life are limited.
[14:17] mok
Huh?
[14:18] zai
In order to seize them...
[14:22] (Flashback) dad
If you don't practice with the mindset
that it's the real deal, there's no point!
[14:26] zai
...is what my dadd—my father says.
[14:29] mok
I-I see.
[14:31] zai
See ya.
[14:32] mok
No, no, no, no, no!
[14:34] mok
That mindset is what's holding you back!
[14:37] zai
Huh? I can try again?
[14:39] mok
Yo, do it already.
Until you get up to 50 percent!
[14:43] zai
Okay! Okay! Okay!
[14:45] dad
Jeeves.
[14:46] jee
Yes, Master?
[14:48] dad
Isn't Kaoru back yet?
[14:50] jee
I believe he's committed himself
to a spot of secret training, sir.
[14:54] dad
Secret training?
[14:57] zai
There!
[14:59] zai
There!
[15:01] mok
It's no good. He's not getting any better!
[15:05] dad
Hey, Kaoru.
[15:08] dad
I've been watching for a while.
[15:09] dad
You've practiced until this hour, but your
shots haven't improved in the slightest.
[15:17] dad
However! There is no shortcut to success!
[15:24] zai
Dadd—Father.
[15:26] mok
Sir!
[15:27] dad
But on this occasion...
[15:31] dad
I will get you back in the starting eleven!
[15:34] dad
Where's the coach?
[15:35] zai
Daddy!
[15:39] zai
Daddy...
[15:41] dad
Kaocchi!
[15:43] mok
You...
[15:45] mok
...absolute...
[15:46] mok
...idiots!
[15:48] mok
This is exactly why we're in this situation!
[15:52] zai
Ow.
[15:55] Mok
I see now.
[15:58] Mok
My methods were completely wrong.
[16:01] dad
K-Kaocchi, who is she?
[16:05] zai
Gotou.
[16:08] mok
Back to work.
[16:09] zai
Y-Yes, miss!
[16:25] mok
Again.
[16:28] dad
Um, it's already past dinnertime,
so could we maybe call it—
[16:41] mok
You got half in!
[16:44] dad
You did it.
[16:46] zai
Daddy!
[16:47] dad
Kaocchi!
[16:48] zai
Daddy!
[16:49] dad
Kaocchi!
[16:51] mok
Okay, not yet. Ten more reps.
[16:58] girls
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[17:00] girls
Amazing Sakai!
[17:04] tsu
He's on fire again.
[17:06] sak
I can hear it today, too.
[17:09] girl
Yes! Amazing!
[17:11] sak
All right!
[17:12] sak
How about this?
[17:17] girl
Huh? What's this?
[17:19] sak
I can hear it! I can hear it!
[17:22] sak
The whisper telling me to go score!
[17:26] zai
I'll show you the fruits of my training!
[17:29] god
Oh? You're not Aoyama?
[17:33] sak
Huh?
[17:33] god
I made a mistake. Sorry. Sorry.
[17:39] sak
Huh?
[17:40] sak
What?!
[17:45] zai
It was all a misunderstanding?!
[17:48] sak
Y-Yeah, just how I planned it.
[17:52] sak
I can hear the whispers
of the God of Soccer!
[17:56] yos
Sounds like those whispers keep on coming.
[18:02] sak
I can hear it!
[18:02] sak
I can hear!
[18:06] ish
Hm?
[18:09] sak
What's going on? I can't
hear the whispers anymore.
[18:13] tsu
Don't worry, Sakai!
[18:17] tsu
If you can't score, just come back to us!
[18:20] all
Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on!
[18:22] sak
What?!
[18:26] sak
This is bad!
[18:27] (Flashback) all
Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on!
[18:31] (Flashback) all
S-S-Sakai, come back to us!
[18:35] (Flashback) all
The village of rejects is fun.
[18:38] (Flashback) all
Hey!
[18:38] sak
Dammit!
[18:40] sak
I never want to go back there!
[18:48] tsu
Huh? You changed your hair back?
[18:53] tsu
Why don't you just come back, Sakai?
[18:56] yos
Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on!
[18:59] sak
If I embrace being Aoyama, both physically
and mentally, I should awaken again!
[19:05] girl
Sakai-senpai!
[19:07] sak
I need to be cool towards my fans, too.
[19:09] tsu
He's just going to ignore them?
[19:11] tsu
That's boring!
[19:16] tsu
The awakened Sakai was fun,
but a cool one is boring!
[19:23] sak
Could you please refrain from pantsing me?
[19:26] tsu
What?!
[19:27] miw
No, seriously, pull his pants back up!
[19:30] sak
I have to accelerate my Aoyama-fication.
SIGN Aoyama Life
[19:34] mok
Huh? I... what?
[19:37] sak
As you can see, I'm trying
to become Aoyama right now.
[19:42] mok
Since you're nothing like him
whatsoever, I didn't realize.
[19:46] sak
What?!
[19:48] sak
I imitated him and awoke as a goal poacher!
[19:58] sak
So if I can fully transform into
Aoyama, I can once again—
[20:02] sak
Shut up!
[20:06] sak
I'm begging you, Gotou-chan!
[20:08] sak
What do I need to do to get closer to Aoyama?
[20:11] sak
I want to go back one more time!
[20:13] sak
To that shining version of myself!
[20:17] mok
U-Um, Sakai-san...
[20:20] all
The new victory dance!
[20:21] mok
If you're joking, stop right now.
[20:26] mok
Are you trying to defile Aoyama-kun?!
[20:35] saK
I can't hear it!
[20:36] ish
What are you doing, Sakai?
[20:38] ish
He's not on his game today, either.
[20:49] zai
Yeah!
[20:51] zai
Gotou!
[20:53] god
Aoyama!
[20:56] sak
Please! Hear! Hear it!
[21:01] all
Gola, golazo!
[21:03] sak
There!
[21:05] all
Vai! Gola, golazo!
[21:10] all
Gola, gola, golazo!
[21:13] all
Gola, gola, golazo!
[21:16] all
Vai! Go, go, go, golazo!
[21:23] girl
What is he doing? Gross!
[21:26] girl
That's so lame!
[21:28] miw
Sakai has reverted to his stooge form,
so I guess Kaocchi will be our striker again.
[21:33] ish
Yes.
[23:09] zai
Hey.
[23:10] zai
What's the commotion? Did something happen?
[23:13] tad
That.
[23:15] zai
Who are those men talking to Aoyama?
[23:19] ish
People from the youth division.
[23:21] tad
Here to scout.
[23:23] zai
What?
[23:26] ish
Aoyama might quit the team.
[23:30] zai
What's that supposed to mean?!
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[00:02] zai
Hey, those men are back again.
[00:06] tsu
Well, if you think about it,
Aoyama is a national age-group player.
[00:10] sak
It's not surprising they'd
show up to scout him.
[00:13] yos
That means there's no guarantee
he'll be with us to the end.
[00:17] zai
Aoyama might leave...
[00:29] sak
Zaizen. Hey, Zaizen.
[00:32] tsu
Our days of dreaming about reaching
Nationals might be numbered.
[00:37] yos
He only came here because
he liked the toilets.
[00:41] tsu
If he's going to a pro youth club,
he'll have no reason to remain with us.
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[00:54] zai
Hey, Aoyama!
[00:57] zai
We need to talk.
[01:00] zai
Are you going to join a youth club?
[01:07] zai
Those scouts were here again.
[01:10] zai
I don't want to be blunt,
but everybody's relying on you.
[01:14] zai
You're our team's—
[01:16] kid
Look! It's Aoyama-san,
the youth national player!
[01:19] kid2
Seriously?
[01:20] kid2
It's true! Oh, my god!
[01:22] kid
I always keep an eye out for your matches!
[01:24] kid
Can we get your autograph?
[01:27] zai
You're our team's...
[01:31] zai
...biggest hope.
[01:36] kid
Wow, even his autograph is amazing!
[01:40] kid
I'm going to treasure this forever!
[01:42] zai
Just kidding.
[01:44] kid
We actually got one!
[01:44] zai
Aoyama!
[01:45] kid
Yeah!
[01:46] kid
So lucky!
[01:48] zai
You should play where
you can shine the most.
[01:53] zai
But...
[01:55] zai
Let's do our best tomorrow.
[02:15] (Flashback) zai
Mother!
[02:17] (Flashback) mom
What is it?
[02:20] (Flashback) zai
Please come to my next soccer match.
[02:24] (Flashback) zai
I'm going to score a goal
for you as a present!
[02:33] dad
Let's get going.
[02:35] zai
Yes, Daddy.
[02:38] dad
You have your match now, don't you?
[02:40] zai
Yes.
[02:47] zai
Mother, I promise that
we will win today's match!
SIGN Inter-High
Tokyo City
First Preliminaries
[02:56] tsu
"You eleven knights who are
gathered on this holy ground..."
SIGN Thanks to its
ongoing popularity,
Season 2 of the
anime is greenlit!
[02:59] tsu
"I am going to join the battle as well!"
[03:01] tsu
"Let's save the world together!"
[03:03] tsu
For some reason, I feel like this
week's chapter is cheering us on!
[03:08] tsu
I can feel the power!
[03:19] mok
Is Aoyama-kun really going to quit our team?
[03:25] zai
No clue! I have no idea what he's thinking.
[03:30] zai
Just like her...
[03:34] mok
Huh?
[03:35] zai
Oh, nothing.
[03:40] sak
She's pretty.
[03:41] tad
Is that your mom?
[03:43] zai
What the hell, you guys?
What is it to you?!
[03:46] tsu
Don't be so shy and introduce us.
[03:49] tad
Are you into older women?
[03:50] zai
That's my mother!
[03:52] zai
Besides, my mother's long...
[03:57] sak
Zaizen?
[04:01] miw
Listen up! Time for the pre-match meeting!
[04:05] miw
Let's review what we know
about today's opponent.
[04:08] tsu
What do you make of Zaizen's reaction?
[04:10] yos
He had a pretty serious look on his face.
[04:12] sak
Actually, I happened to see something
when I was walking my dog this morning.
[04:18] sak
Zaizen was paying his respects
at a grave with his father.
[04:23] tad
Wait, does that mean today's
the day Zaizen's mom...
[04:26] tsu
...passed away?
[04:27] yos
Really?
[04:29] miw
Hey, guys!
[04:30] miw
Be quiet! Anyway, moving on.
[04:33] miw
Our opponent, Kuraishi High School,
has two powerful center backs.
[04:39] miw
They're a team whose rise is
built on an ironclad defense.
[04:42] miw
In order to breach their defense,
[04:46] miw
we need you to shine
as brightly as you can, Kaocchi.
[04:55] miw
Kaocchi?
[04:57] zai
Y-Yes!
[04:58] miw
Pull it together, everyone.
Let's go win another match!
[05:02] all
Yes, ma'am!
[05:16] sak
Captain!
[05:17] ish
Yeah!
[05:21] sak
Where's Zaizen?
[05:22] tsu
He went to the bathroom.
[05:23] sak
Good, because...
[05:25] mor
Today's the anniversary...
[05:26] ish
...of Zaizen's mom's death?
[05:28] ish
Why didn't he say something?
[05:29] sat
Yeah, how come?
[05:30] ish
There's only one thing we can do.
[05:33] ish
Provide support for Zaizen!
[05:35] sak
We'll send everything his way...
[05:36] tsu
...and help him score...
[05:37] yos
...to cheer him up!
[05:39] ish
Our team will win.
[05:40] tad
And we'll advance from the preliminaries!
[05:41] ume
Sounds good. I bet his mother
would like that, too.
[05:49] zai
Sorry for making you all wait.
[05:53] all
All right!
[05:55] ish
That's my cue as captain!
[05:58] ish
Fujimi—
[05:58] ume
Victory at any cost!
[06:01] ume
Fujimi High!
[06:03] all
Fight!
[06:06] tad
All right, I'm pumped!
[06:08] tsu
I can taste victory already.
[06:12] ish
Huh? I haven't said anything yet...
[06:19] tad
There's the cross!
[06:21] sak
It looks good!
[06:29] ito
With your build, I bet you're
pretty confident in the air.
[06:34] ito
But quite frankly, you've got
no chance when you're facing us.
[06:38] zai
Bastard.
[06:41] tach
No wonder those center backs are called
the "Double Wall of Kuraishi High."
[06:46] koz
They're both physically strong,
and they cover a wide range on the pitch.
[06:50] ibu
Hm...
[06:51] tak
Well, I could easily obliterate them.
[06:57] tad
Aoyama!
[06:59] ric
Their defense is quick to hound him!
[07:00] koz
Their anti-Aoyama strategy's good, too!
[07:03] ric
They have a good defense.
[07:07] ric
He was pushed out of it again!
[07:11] koz
A long ball!
[07:13] ish
Oh no!
[07:16] zai
Dammit!
[07:20] no9
Gotcha!
[07:24] ric
They executed that counter perfectly!
[07:26] tak
So Kuraishi High School has taken the lead.
[07:30] ito
This match is as good as ours.
[07:32] tak
Kuraishi High School has won every
match so far without conceding.
[07:37] tak
Even scoring one goal won't be easy.
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[07:41] ito
It's good that we took the lead
in the first half, but...
[07:44] hor
I would have liked to get
another one or two goals.
[07:47] ito
We need to be extra careful
of Aoyama in the second half.
[08:01] kid
Ow!
[08:03] mom
Kazu-kun!
[08:05] mom
You scraped your leg.
We need to rinse it off.
[08:10] zai
She was always into something.
[08:14] zai
Once she caught the bug for it,
she was blind to everything else.
[08:18] zai
Because of that, it was always Jeeves
who took me to and from kindergarten.
[08:22] zai
But I was glad to just have her around.
[08:26] (Flashback) zai
Mother! I got into the starting eleven
for the next match!
[08:37] (Flashback) zai
Jeeves, where's Mother?
[08:41] (Flashback) jee
Young Master Kaoru...
[08:44] (Flashback) jee
Your mother has gone to a faraway place.
[08:55] zai
Once this match is over, Aoyama will also...
[08:58] zai
Dammit!
[09:00] zai
We will win today's match!
[09:03] zai
That will be my parting gift
to her and Aoyama!
[09:08] mac
Congratulations! You're a winner!
[09:12] zai
What the hell's going on?
[09:15] zai
This is too much! You're broken, yo!
SIGN Zaizen Shiori
SIGN I'm Kaoru's mother
SIGN Shoot for victory at Nationals!
SIGN Fujimi High School Eleven
[09:28] zai
Dwelling on it won't help!
[09:30] ish
Zaizen!
[09:30] zai
Right now, I need to focus on the game!
[09:40] miw
Jeez, what are you doing?
[09:43] sak
Zaizen, back pass!
[09:45] zai
Crap!
[09:47] miw
I'm counting on your aerial prowess
to get past that defensive wall!
[09:53] ref
Corner to Kuraishi High School!
[09:58] all
Kuraishi scores!
[10:03] zai
Crap!
[10:04] mok
That's Kuraishi High School's second goal.
[10:14] mok
I can't believe Aoyama-kun's
pushing forward this early in the game.
[10:18] miw
He must be feeling the heat, too.
[10:21] ish
Their closing down is almost instant!
[10:23] zai
Aoyama, pass it to me! That's too risky!
[10:28] tad
I guess he took one touch too many.
[10:32] zai
Even for you, that was reckless!
[10:37] zai
What?
[10:40] aoy
It would have been pointless to
pass to you in your current state.
[10:44] zai
What?
[10:45] ish
The ball!
[10:47] (Flashback) kid
Zaizen, the ball!
[10:57] (Flashback) zai
I missed?
[11:01] (Flashback) zai
Why aren't you here...
[11:03] (Flashback) zai
...Mother?
[11:05] ish
Zaizen!
[11:09] zai
Crap!
[11:13] ish
We've been caught upfield. Fall back!
[11:17] zai
Damn, what's wrong with me?!
[11:20] kur
Go for the counter!
[11:22] ito
All right, good!
[11:25] ito
The most dangerous thing
about their team is
[11:27] ito
Aoyama's explosive offense
in the last five minutes.
[11:31] ito
The key is how far ahead
we are by that point.
[11:35] ito
We can't relax with a mere two-goal lead!
[11:41] ito
A three-goal lead will do it, though!
[11:44] zai
Not on my watch!
[11:46] itou
This is checkmate!
[11:49] zai
Oh no!
[11:51] ito
Got it!
[12:12] ric
Aoyama put his body on the line to stop it!
[12:16] tak
Hmph, Fujimi High School barely survived.
[12:20] sak
That was amazing, Aoyama!
[12:21] tsu
You saved us!
[12:25] zai
Hey! Are you okay?!
[12:27] aoy
Stay away.
[12:29] sak
Hey, those stains...
[12:33] tsu
You can't play like that.
[12:36] zai
It's my fault.
[12:39] zai
It's because I screwed up.
[12:40] aoy
Zaizen-san.
[12:43] aoy
If you don't want to win,
please get yourself substituted.
[12:49] (Flashback) zai
Let's do our best tomorrow.
[12:55] zai
Are you kidding me, Aoyama?
[13:03] zai
I am...
[13:08] zai
...not leaving this game!
[13:16] tad
How stupid do you have to be
to headbutt the goalpost?!
[13:20] zai
Let go of me!
[13:21] ish
All right, just calm down!
[13:26] hor
Is his head okay? In all senses of the word.
[13:29] ito
Forget about the idiotic headbutter.
[13:31] ito
What's huge is that Aoyama being
dirty has rendered him sluggish.
[13:36] ito
We have this match in the bag.
[13:39] mok
Aoyama-kun, if you're that dirty...
[13:43] zai
Listen up!
[13:47] zai
Fujimi High School is
not just Aoyama's team.
[13:54] zai
Damn that Aoyama.
[13:56] (Flashback) aoy
If you don't want to win,
please get yourself substituted.
[14:02] zai
I don't want to win?
[14:05] zai
Of course I want...
[14:09] zai
...to win!
[14:14] ito
This guy!
[14:16] hor
Too bad.
[14:18] mok
They took it!
[14:20] ito
Now that Aoyama's sluggish,
this is our chance!
[14:23] ish
A counterattack's coming!
[14:26] hor
This is the end!
[14:39] zai
How do you like that?!
[14:43] guy
He stopped their counter with his face!
[14:45] guy2
He's got guts!
[14:48] miw
Looks like you got over whatever
was bothering you, Kaocchi!
[14:51] zai
Ow.
[14:54] aoy
Your soccer is so dirty.
[14:59] zai
You moron.
[15:02] zai
This sort of stuff is my job.
[15:07] zai
Let's win this match.
[15:09] aoy
Of course.
[15:20] ric
They keep passing the ball around
to chip away at Fujimi's stamina.
[15:24] tak
This is the extent of this team's abilities
when their ace, Aoyama, isn't performing.
[15:31] koz
There're less than ten minutes left.
They intend to let the clock run down.
[15:36] ric
At this rate, Fujimi will lose.
[15:39] zai
Damn it all!
[15:42] zai
We need to score right now!
[15:45] zai
So I won't let them tell me
they're at their limit!
[15:49] zai
My legs are like this,
[15:51] zai
and my head's fuzzy from being oxygen
deprived because I've run around too much.
[15:55] guy
Itou-san!
[15:59] zai
But you know what?
[16:01] zai
Compared to when I was moping around,
[16:04] zai
this is a lot better!
[16:06] ito
Son of a...
[16:07] sak
Nice, Zaizen!
[16:09] ish
Time for us to counter!
[16:11] itou
Stop their number 5!
[16:14] guy
Die!
[16:17] tad
I won't let you stop me so easily!
[16:22] tad
Captain!
[16:24] ish
Too far!
[16:25] yos
He can't make that!
[16:28] tsu
That idiot!
[16:30] sak
That was our only chance!
[16:35] zai
Aoyama!
[16:35] ito
I thought he couldn't move!
[16:38] miw
It's the last five minutes!
[16:46] hor
I'm still on you!
[16:56] hor
Where are you aiming?
[16:57] hor
There's nobody over there!
[17:00] miw
Kaocchi!
[17:05] zai
This ball...
[17:07] zai
I will make it count!
[17:13] zai
My leg!
[17:20] zai
After we've come so far?!
[17:22] aoy
Zaizen-san.
[17:26] all
Zaizen!
[17:27] ume
Zaizen-san.
[17:28] all
Zaizen!
[17:29] all
Zaizen!
[17:34] zai
Mother!
[17:40] mom
You can do it, Kaoru!
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SIGN Kuraishi
[18:07] tac
Fujimi High won again, huh?
[18:16] ibu
Par for the course, no?
[18:18] ric
I just remembered our
first training match.
[18:23] mom
Show me your leg already!
[18:25] zai
It's fine. I just pulled a muscle.
[18:28] zai
Anyway, why'd you bother showing up now?
[18:32] ish
Haven't we seen that person before?
[18:35] tad
Wasn't she in the picture Zaizen had?
[18:42] tsu
Zaizen's mom?!
[18:45] mom
Yes?
[18:46] yos
She's fit as a fiddle!
[18:48] sak
Then why'd you visit the graveyard
this morning? Talk about misleading!
[18:52] zai
That was to honor our ancestors.
[18:54] zai
Dadd—I mean, Father only
had time to go this morning.
[18:58] tsu
Give us back the energy we wasted on
being worried about you! You idiot!
[19:02] zai
What are you even talking about?!
[19:04] mom
I'm relieved to see you having fun.
[19:08] zai
After all this time? I don't care if you
were volunteering or whatever!
[19:12] zai
Where have you been this whole time?
[19:16] mom
At first, I meant to come back straight away.
[19:22] mom
But before I knew it, it had been five years.
[19:25] zai
You're always like this!
[19:28] mom
I came to see you score a goal today.
[19:35] mom
I was really watching.
[19:39] (Flashback) zai
I'm going to score a goal
for you as a present!
[19:53] mom
A present five years in the making.
[19:57] zai
You remembered.
[20:02] zai
You're so late, Mother.
[20:12] jee
Madam, I've come to pick you up!
[20:24] mom
Okay, I'm off to Brazil now.
[20:31] mom
Bye!
[20:32] zai
Mother!
[20:37] zai
Mother...
[20:55] zai
Aoyama.
[20:59] zai
What are you going to do about the team?
[21:01] zai
You're joining a youth club, right?
[21:05] aoy
I'm not, though.
[21:06] zai
Really?!
[21:11] (Flashback) man
It seems you don't understand
your own position here.
[21:17] (Flashback) man
You're already carrying the future
of Japanese soccer on your shoulders.
[21:22] (Flashback) man
Why is a player who's going to be
the jewel in Japan's crown
[21:25] (Flashback) man
not playing for a renowned school
or a youth club,
[21:31] (Flashback) man
instead of here at Fujimi High School?
[21:38] aoy
I...
[21:41] aoy
...like white uniforms.
[21:45] mok
The white of cleanliness!
[21:48] team
Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
[21:52] mok
Aoyama-kun likes white.
[21:55] team
He li-kes wh-i-te!
[22:02] all
Are you kidding us?!
[23:18] zai
Picking a team based on the uniform
[23:21] zai
is so idiotic that I'm mad at
myself for being worried.
[23:27] zai
You damn germaphobic, whimsical fool.