Clean Freak! Aoyama kun

Aoyama kun is a hot, young soccer prodigy who plays midfielder for the National U-16 Soccer Team. But he’s also an extreme germaphobe!

The TV anime adaptation of “Keppeki Danshi! Aoyama kun!” (Clean Freak!! Aoyama kun) portrays the friendships he forms and the challenges he overcomes in a “spotless” coming-of-age story!

Season 1

Season 1

1 - Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak!

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[00:05] Ann
    We're deep into added time at the end of
    the second half, and the score remains 1-1.
[00:13] Ann
    This will probably be the last action
    of the game for Japan's Under-16s.
[00:40] Ann
    Goal!
[00:54] aoy
    You know, I don't mind you celebrating...
[00:57] guy
    Aoyama!
[01:00] aoy
    ...but can you please not hug me and stuff?
[01:05] aoy
    You'll get me dirty.
[01:11] Girl
    Aoyama-kun sure is a clean freak.
SIGN    #01
SIGN    Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak
SIGN    Fujimi High School
[02:56] Boy
    Aoyama-kyun...
[02:57] ---
    So cool!
[02:59] Girls
    It's so clean!
[02:59] Girls
    I wish he'd wipe it every day!
[03:10] Girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[03:11] Boy
    Wow, it's so sparkly!
[03:13] Girl
    You're amazing, Aoyama!
[03:16] Girl2
    Aoyama-kun!
[03:18] Guy
    I get it, Aoyama.
[03:20] Guy
    Even as you clean, you feel like
    the dirt keeps coming back,
[03:23] Guy
    leaving you in an endless loop
    where you just keep cleaning forever.
[03:27] zai
    A-o-ya-ma!
[03:32] zai
    Practice has already started.
[03:35] aoy
    Zaizen-san...
[03:39] zai
    You're already worn out!
[03:40] zai
    Do you have enough in the tank for practice?!
[03:47] zai
    I want to hear you guys!
[03:49] All
    Yes, sir!
[03:49] Girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[03:56] Girl
    What kind of soap are you using?
[04:06] Girls
    Aoyama-kun, that's some
    impressive lathering!
[04:09] Ta
    Far post!
[04:11] Ta
    Keep your eyes on your man!
[04:14] Ta
    Here it comes!
[04:14] Girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[04:18] Girls
    His hands are so clean.
[04:19] Girls
    Look at his fingertips!
[04:21] zai
    Damn you...
[04:24] zai
    How long are you going to keep that up?
[04:26] zai
    I'll kill you!
[04:35] Miwa
    That's enough.
[04:42] zai
    Coach Miwa.
[04:44] Miwa
    Kaocchi, Aoyama's an extreme germaphobe.
[04:49] zai
    Could you please stop calling me that?
[04:52] Miwa
    Ah, it's all good.
[04:53] Miwa
    Just keep an eye out for him, as his senior.
[04:56] Miwa
    After all, you'll be linking up
    because of the positions you play.
[05:01] zai
    "Linking up..."
[05:06] zai
    Pass!
[05:09] zai
    Header!
[05:11] zai
    Eek!
[05:14] zai
    I don't see it working in the slightest,
[05:17] zai
    but with him on the team, winning the
    district prelims isn't a pipe dream.
[05:22] zai
    Hey, Aoyama!
[05:24] zai
    Make sure you stay hydrated.
[05:28] aoy
    No.
[05:31] Guy
    Drink it!
[05:32] aoy
    I'd rather die.
[05:34] Guy
    What?
[05:36] Miwa
    I told you. He's a germaphobe.
[05:42] Miwa
    He won't use something if someone else
    has touched or drank from it.
[05:47] Guy
    Does he really have to wash it?
[05:51] Guy
    Here it comes!
[05:54] zai
    Just you watch, Aoyama...
[05:57] Guy
    It's a cross!
[06:00] zai
    I have the height advantage.
[06:02] zai
    I'll jump higher than you and score!
[06:08] zai
    Why isn't he jumping?
[06:12] Guys
    Gotcha!
[06:16] Saka
    Just leave the muscleheads to us.
[06:19] Kishi
    We got this.
[06:20] zai
    That was a blatant foul!
[06:23] aoy
    Is it a throw-in?
[06:25] Capt
    I'll take it!
[06:27] aoy
    Thank you.
[06:28] zai
    What is this?
[06:31] Saka
    Don't get so worked up.
[06:32] Saka
    That guy's kinda fun.
[06:34] Kishi
    Exactly. The real winners are
    the ones who have the most fun.
[06:37] Guy3
    Keep it fun!
[06:41] Girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[06:42] Capt
    Here it comes!
[06:54] zai
    If you think you can get away with
    everything just because you're good,
[06:58] zai
    you're in for a rude awakening, you idiot!
[07:00] zai
    And you guys! Quit coddling him!
[07:03] zai
    You know what I mean!
[07:04] cap
    Dude, don't you realize
    you're far more coddled than he is?
[07:13] cap
    I mean, just look at those
    brand spanking new cleats.
[07:16] Saka
    He's right! Coddle City!
[07:18] zai
    I got these from my daddy—
    I mean, my old man!
[07:21] Saka
    Oldest son of a business mogul?
    What is your life, a TV show?!
[07:24] Saka
    Get outta here, Richie Rich!
[07:27] All
    And what is with that old butler
    ferrying you to and from school?!
[07:30] All
    Yeah! Right on!
[07:31] All
    Try experiencing the crush of
    a morning rush hour train for once!
[07:34] ---
    Amen!
[07:36] zai
    Seriously? I'm the more coddled one here?
[07:41] zai
    No!
[07:43] zai
    Being spoiled rotten has
    nothing to do with this...
[07:46] zai
    ...and you have even less
    to do with this, baseball team!
[07:50] zai
    Hey, Aoyama!
[07:53] zai
    You're gonna start
    taking soccer seriously!
[07:56] Miwa
    I told you all to get along!
[07:59] Guys
    There it is!
[08:00] Guys
    Miwa-chan's "ippon seoi nage" throw!
[08:02] Guys
    That's a third dan judo master for you!
[08:07] Saka
    Another clean throw.
[08:08] zai
    Why is a judo aficionado even
    coaching the soccer team?
[08:21] zai
    He jumps out of the way of passes,
[08:23] zai
    he won't head the ball,
[08:24] zai
    and any kind of contact play is out.
[08:27] zai
    I don't care how talented he is.
[08:29] zai
    I will never accept someone like him!
[08:43] zai
    Hey, what are you doing?
[08:44] moka
    U-Um, I...
[08:51] zai
    What was that all about?
[08:53] Miwa
    Kaocchi.
[08:56] Gaoy
    Coach?
[08:58] Gaoy
    I really would like you
    to stop calling me that.
[09:03] Gaoy
    What's up?
[09:04] Gaoy
    I'll take care of locking up
    the clubhouse.
[09:07] Miwa
    It's not that. It's about
    Aoyama being a clean freak.
[09:12] Kaoy
    I don't care if
    he's a clean freak or whatever.
[09:15] Kaoy
    He's either not serious about soccer,
    or he just doesn't care.
[09:18] Miwa
    You think so?
[09:19] Kaoy
    It's obvious!
[09:21] Kaoy
    He'll use wanting to stay clean as an excuse
[09:23] Kaoy
    to just look on when
    the game's hanging in the balance.
[09:27] Kaoy
    He won't even touch the ball
    without rubber gloves.
[09:30] Miwa
    You're right about that.
[09:38] Miwa
    After every session, Aoyama cleans
    the balls like that without fail.
[09:48] Kaoy
    Well, sure he does.
    He is a clean freak, after all.
[09:51] Kaoy
    But why does he put on
    that ridiculous outfit to do it?
[09:53] Miwa
    He has to, or else he can't clean the balls.
[09:57] Miwa
    It's a tremendous handicap.
[09:59] Miwa
    He can't do what everybody
    is able to do naturally.
[10:03] Miwa
    You sweat and get dirty.
[10:05] Miwa
    Once the game starts,
    you can't avoid contact with others.
[10:10] Miwa
    It must be rough for a germaphobe.
[10:13] Miwa
    In spite of all that,
    he engages in soccer activities every day.
[10:18] Miwa
    Polishing the balls is probably
    like a ritual to him.
[10:23] Miwa
    It's like a "thank you" to the balls.
[10:27] Miwa
    Aoyama is a true soccer nerd.
[10:31] txt
    Clean Freak! Aoyama-kun
[10:34] txt
    Hot-Blooded
    Scion!
    Zaizen Kaoru
SIGN    Fujimi High School
[10:40] Guy
    So this is Fujimi High School,
     where I'll find Aoyama.
[10:43] Guy
    I don't believe this.
[10:45] Guy
    Oh, well. It won't matter once I win.
[10:48] Guy
    From tomorrow, you'll be part of our team!
[10:52] zai
    That's the famous Oshigami-Minami High.
[10:56] Capt
    That's Takechi, the guy who was picked
    along with Aoyama for Japan's Under-16s.
[11:00] Capt
    He's Tokyo's number one forward.
[11:04] Take
    Thank you.
[11:06] Miwa
    Thank you.
[11:08] Capt
    I heard they'd only send the reserves...
[11:11] Capt
    He's coming this way.
[11:13] Guy
    Fine by me.
[11:15] Guy
    I'll go introduce myself.
[11:16] Capt
    Hey! Don't cause any trouble!
[11:20] zai
    Hey.
[11:20] Take
    It's been a while, Aoyama!
[11:23] aoy
    Takechi-san?
[11:26] Guy
    That over-waxed little gel-head!
[11:34] capt
    He's actually gelled it really well.
[11:37] Take
    Aoyama, why did you reject our invitation?
[11:41] Take
    This school crashes out
    in the district preliminaries every year.
[11:46] Take
    You've been given a gift.
[11:49] Take
    So where's the sense in
    letting it go to waste here?
[11:52] Guys
    Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
[11:54] Take
    I bet you guys can't comprehend
    the artistry or true value of Aoyama's game!
[12:01] Take
    I can't allow Aoyama to keep playing
    on this team of scrubs.
[12:07] Guy1
    Just who the hell do you think you are?!
[12:11] Take
    Don't touch me.
[12:13] aoy
    Takechi-san.
[12:16] aoy
    I came to this school because
    it has something unique about it.
[12:25] Guys
    Aoyama...
[12:30] Guy
    Goal!
[12:31] guy2
    Oshigami-Minami takes the lead!
[12:37] zai
    Dammit...
[12:38] Take
    What could this team possibly have
    that brought you here?
[12:44] Take
    Will you show me in this match?
[12:47] aoy
    Takechi-san, why are you
    showing off your abs?
[12:52] aoy
    It's gross. Could you please stop?
[12:54] Take
    You need a fit, muscular body to get
    you through the rigors of this game!
[13:01] Take
    You want to have a body like mine too, right?
[13:26] Play
    Aoyama's on the attack!
[13:28] Play
    Close him down!
[13:29] ---
    R-Right!
[13:30] Take
    This is bad!
[13:34] Take
    I don't care if you foul him!
[13:36] Take
    Just stop him in his tracks!
[13:44] Play
    It's no use. We can't stop him.
[13:46] Play
    I'll just have to...
[13:49] Play
    Huh?
[13:51] take
    Keeper!
[14:02] Goal
    He's not shooting?
[14:04] Goal
    You think you can mess around?
[14:05] Goal
    I'll grab it before you get past me!
[14:15] Goal
    What?
[14:23] Capt
    Goal!
[14:25] Girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[14:27] zai
    Damn. He made that goal all by himself.
[14:30] Take
    Exquisite.
[14:33] Girl
    He didn't let anyone lay a finger on him,
[14:35] Girl
    and then he finished it off
    with a rabona nutmeg!
[14:38] Girl
    That's so like him.
[14:39] Miwa
    In order to stay out of touching distance
    from other players,
[14:43] Miwa
    Aoyama's movements are
    frighteningly precise,
[14:46] Miwa
    and that's consistently true,
    from start to finish.
[14:48] Miwa
    If defenders come near him,
    he dribbles right through them.
[14:51] Miwa
    Or he hits a telling one-touch pass.
[14:54] Miwa
    Fearing this, the defenders
    can't mark him too tightly.
[14:59] Miwa
    However, if they give him space,
[15:02] Miwa
    he has an unrivaled precision shot.
[15:07] Miwa
    This is the playing style
    Aoyama arrived at...
[15:09] Miwa
    after considering all of
    the things he cannot do.
[15:12] Miwa
    The germaphobe's absolute domain.
[15:17] zai
    We took the lead!
[15:18] zai
    We're a goal up on the
    illustrious Oshigami-Minami.
[15:21] guys
    Yes, Aoyama! That's goal number two!
[15:25] zai
    I don't want to admit it,
    but he has real skill.
[15:30] guy
    H-He didn't move?
[15:34] miwa
    He's really consistent about
    not doing anything that'll get him dirty.
SIGN    Fujimi
SIGN    1st 2nd Total
SIGN    Oshigami- Minami
[15:43] tac
    Takechi-san's on edge because
    we ended the first half 2-1 behind.
[15:49] tak
    Tachibana!
[15:50] tac
    Yes!
[15:52] tak
    Did you see Aoyama's almost
    illegally beautiful plays?
[15:56] tak
    He is a veritable treasure
    of Japan's soccer world.
[15:59] tac
    Takechi-san, he's still our opponent.
[16:02] tak
    I know.
[16:04] tak
    We won't let him have his way
    in the second half!
[16:07] guy
    The second half is beginning!
[16:16] zai
    Four defenders marking Aoyama?!
[16:19] cap
    Dammit. There's no way to pass to Aoyama!
[16:22] tad
    Captain!
[16:23] cap
    All right, Tada!
[16:28] tak
    Laughable.
[16:29] tak
    As long as Aoyama doesn't get the ball,
[16:32] tak
    Fujimi High has even less bite
    than a toothless tiger.
[16:35] zai
    You wish!
[16:37] zai
    Putting four men on Aoyama
    gives the rest of us a lot more space!
[16:39] zai
    We'll attack without him!
[16:41] ishi
    There!
[16:42] zai
    Watch this!
[16:46] guy
    Wow, this guy can't use his feet at all.
[16:49] tak
    Ugly. That was too ugly for words.
[16:52] cap
    I understand what you're trying to do,
[16:55] cap
    but you know you're not great
    with the ball at your feet.
[16:58] zai
    Dammit!
[17:07] miwa
    This is bad.
SIGN    Fujimi
SIGN    1st 2nd Total
SIGN    Oshigami- Minami
[17:09] miwa
    Just by shutting down Aoyama,
    the difference is stark.
[17:16] tak
    You get it now, don't you?
[17:19] tak
    This isn't where
    you're supposed to be, Aoyama.
[17:24] tak
    It's not too late. Join us.
[17:27] miw
    Kaocchi! Come here!
[17:31] miw
    Ten minutes left.
[17:33] miw
    But isn't there something wrong
    with Aoyama's movements?
[17:35] miw
    Normally, it doesn't matter how
    many people there are on him.
[17:38] zai
    You're right.
[17:40] miw
    It's possible he's injured.
[17:43] zai
    Hey, Aoyama!
[17:46] zai
    Are you hurt or something?
[17:50] aoy
    No.
[17:52] zai
    What gives, then?
[17:53] zai
    Huh?
[17:55] zai
    Son of a... Look at your feet!
[17:58] zai
    Don't tell me you're just
     avoiding getting dirty!
[18:04] zai
    Stop screwing around!
[18:05] zai
    If you don't want to play, get off the field!
[18:13] (Flashback) aoy
    I came to this school because
    it has something unique about it.
[18:19] zai
    Why? Why did you come here?!
[18:23] zai
    In the first half, I actually thought
    you might be serious about soccer.
[18:28] zai
    But now, you're just...
[18:34] zai
    You disappoint me.
[18:35] guy
    Last five minutes!
[18:38] tad
    I got this!
[18:42] tad
    Oh crap!
[18:45] take
    Losers, all of you! This is...
[18:49] take
    ...the end!
[18:58] take
    He blocked it with his face?!
[19:01] cap
    Counterattack!
[19:06] zai
    I...
[19:07] zai
    I don't have the skill or talent Aoyama has.
[19:12] zai
    But you know what?
[19:14] zai
    It doesn't matter if the opponent's
    a famous school or not...
[19:18] zai
    I want to win!
[19:20] cap
    Zaizen!
[19:22] zai
    I'm giving soccer everything I've got here!
[19:36] zai
    Damn you!
[20:06] guys
    Goal!
[20:14] zai
    I thought you didn't want to get dirty.
[20:18] aoy
    If it's just the last five minutes,
    I can handle it.
[20:21] aoy
    I really hate losing.
[20:25] zai
    This guy...
[20:28] zai
    Aoyama's a clean freak
    who has a rod up his ass,
[20:31] zai
    so to be honest,
    I don't like this first-year.
SIGN    1st
SIGN    2nd
SIGN    Total
[20:37] zai
    But you know what?
[20:39] ---
    Yippee!
[20:43] zai
    When it comes to the desire to win,
    he's just like us.
[20:47] zai
    That makes him a reliable teammate!
[20:55] zai
    Aoyama, you bastard!
[20:58] aoy
    Nice header, Zaizen-san.
[21:08] zai
    You can have this.
[21:09] zai
    You're more worthy of the number 10.
[21:13] aoy
    Zaizen-san...
[21:15] aoy
    I... don't want it.
[21:17] zai
    Put it on!
[21:19] aoy
    I'd rather die.
[21:20] zai
    Is my shirt that dirty?!
[21:21] girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[21:25] tak
    I won't stand for this!
[21:27] tak
    We were supposed to show our superiority
    and talk Aoyama into joining us.
[21:31] tak
    But instead, we lost! Unthinkable!
[21:35] tak
    Perhaps I should transfer to Fujimi High.
[21:37] tach
    What?
[21:39] tak
    But I wonder what Aoyama was talking about.
[21:42] tak
    What is so unique about Fujimi High?
[21:49] aoy
    I'm glad I came here.
[21:54] aoy
    Every toilet needs this feature.
[23:30] mok
    I've decided.
[23:32] mok
    I'm going to support Aoyama-kun
    in my own way.
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember?

Season 1

2 - Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember?

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[00:00] mok
    I met Aoyama-kun in grade school.
[00:05] mok
    Even back then, he was the kind
    of person who caught your eye.
[00:10] mok
    He possessed a taciturn demeanor
    and an indomitable spirit.
[00:15] mok
    As a highly timid girl,
    I found that intimidating,
[00:16] (Flashback) tea
    Hey! That's not safe!
[00:18] (Flashback) tea
    Get back in here! Right this instant!
[00:18] mok
    and we didn't talk to each other much.
[00:21] (Flashback) tea
    Come on! Hurry up!
[00:22] mok
    But I will never forget
    that one time in fifth grade...
[00:29] mok
    It was the one and only time that
    Aoyama-kun and I had a conversation.
[00:41] mok
    Aoyama-kun, do you remember?
SIGN    #2
[02:17] chee
    A-o-ya-ma-kun!
SIGN    Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember?
[02:21] chee
    Good work!
[02:22] chee
    He's so cool!
[02:27] chee
    Aoyama-kun!
[02:27] zai
    Damn groupies. They're nearly on the pitch.
[02:31] zai
    If you're just spectating,
    get out of here already!
[02:36] zai
    Aoyama, go pick up the balls.
    You're good at cleaning up, right?
[02:40] ---
    Sure.
[02:44] zai
    Don't expect me to coddle you.
[02:54] zai
    He sure is a crafty one. Does he
    want to avoid handling balls that badly?
[03:08] aoy
    Nice header.
[03:09] zai
    Dude! Aoyama, you did that on purpose—
[03:14] zai
    Damn him.
[03:16] zai
    But I'm impressed
    he got me with that delay!
[03:22] guys
    I'm so hot.
[03:24] guy1
    So... lately, I keep getting the feeling
    that someone's checking me out.
[03:30] guy2
    Don't be ridiculous.
[03:31] guy3
    You're imagining it.
[03:34] guy1
    I guess only guys who have loving gazes
    cast on them can understand this.
[03:38] guy1
    Right, Aoyama?
[03:41] aoy
    That sort of thing doesn't interest me.
[03:43] guy3
    It's all in your head.
[03:44] guy2
    Who ever cast a loving gaze on you?
[03:46] ---
    Nobody cares about you, man.
[03:49] guy1
    I know no one will ever love me!
[03:52] guy2
    Wait up, four eyes.
[03:54] guy2
    Hey, stupid four eyes!
[04:07] guys
    Fujimi High! Fight! Fight!
[04:10] cheer
    Aoyama-kun!
[04:13] cheer
    Aoyama-kun!
[04:14] cheer
    Aoyama-kun!
[04:19] cap
    Whoa, it's sparkling clean again today.
[04:26] cap
    Thanks to Aoyama, the clubhouse is
    looking better than it's ever looked.
[04:35] zai
    Even my school uniform is neatly folded.
[04:38] zai
    Hey, Aoyama, did you have to go this far?
[04:44] aoy
    I didn't do that.
[04:47] zai
    Huh?
[04:48] aoy
    I'd rather die than
    touch someone else's clothes.
[04:51] zai
    Don't look so smug when you say that!
[04:54] zai
    Besides, my uniform goes to
     the dry cleaners every day!
[04:58] guy2
    What? To the dry cleaners?
[05:00] guy2
    You snob!
[05:01] guy2
    Mine are washed by hand!
[05:03] zai
    By hand? Wait, are you
    wearing silk or something?
[05:07] guy2
    Of course not!
[05:08] guy2
    As if I'd wear something like that!
[05:09] guy3
    Now that I think about it,
    Aoyama was training with us the whole time.
[05:10] ---
    Man, this is why rich people suck.
[05:13] guy3
    Has someone trespassed in our clubhouse?
[05:16] cap
    All right, everybody.
    Check your valuables, just in case.
[05:19] cap
    Going forward, we need to make sure
    we always lock the clubhouse.
[05:22] ---
    Yes, sir.
[05:32] aoy
    A doll?
[05:47] caP
    They got us again.
[05:48] zai
    But the door was locked!
[05:52] cap
    Let's just agree that
    this is the work of a fairy.
[05:55] all
    Okay!
[05:55] zai
    Are you scared?!
    Stop sticking your heads in the sand!
[06:01] cap
    And that makes it every day this week.
[06:03] guy
    Thank you, fairy!
[06:06] guy2
    It's folded all nicely again.
[06:07] guy3
    I can feel the love.
[06:10] guy2
    I'm absolutely certain
    that the fairy's into me.
[06:12] ---
    Huh?
[06:13] guy3
    How did you even arrive
    at that, you moron?
[06:16] guy2
    Mine's folded a tiny bit differently.
[06:19] guy2
    See? More care and attention!
[06:21] guy3
    You wish! Mine was folded
    with more care and attention!
[06:24] guy1
    There's nothing uglier than a jealous guy.
[06:25] zai
    Shut up.
[06:32] aoy
    That's big.
[06:37] cap
    Hey, gather round!
[06:39] all
    Okay.
[06:40] all
    Let's do this.
[07:08] mok
    I wonder what Aoyama-kun's up to...
[07:31] (Flashback) mok
    U-Um, cats aren't scary...
[07:36] (Flashback) mok
    Aoyama-kun, do you like cats?
[07:50] (Flashback) mok
    Um, you can have this.
[07:53] (Flashback) mok
    I made it.
[07:55] (Flashback) mok
    Can you touch this cat?
[07:59] (Flashback) aoy
    That cat has a weird face.
[08:08] (Flashback) aoy
    I'll take it.
[08:12] (Flashback) aoy
    But could you give it to me
    after it's been washed?
[08:17] mok
    Aoyama-kun was a clean freak.
[08:24] mok
    Back then, I couldn't give him the doll,
[08:28] mok
    but we're at the same high school now.
[08:35] mok
    Even though he's now
    totally out of my league,
[08:43] mok
    I want to cheer him on as much as I can.
[08:48] mok
    All right.
[08:51] aoy
    Want me to help?
[08:58] mok
    Why? No! No!
[09:00] mok
    Why are you here?!
[09:02] mok
    It's over. He must think I'm a creep
    for breaking in here every day to clean.
[09:12] mok
    And on top of that,
    all those handmade dolls...
[09:19] mok
    I should've known he wouldn't remember me!
[09:35] aoy
    This won't do.
SIGN    Anti-Bacterial
SIGN    Sparkly
     Clean
[09:40] aoy
    If you're cleaning, using this
    will yield perfect results.
[09:44] aoy
    Also...
[09:47] aoy
    I see the weird face hasn't changed at all.
[09:54] aoy
    It's been a while,
[09:57] aoy
    Gotou Moka.
[10:00] mok
    Aoyama-kun!
[10:06] zai
    You've got some nerve,
    skipping practice to sneak a girl in here!
[10:10] guy
    And you've made her cry?!
[10:12] mok
    Um, that's not what happened!
[10:15] zai
    I see...
[10:18] zai
    So you're the cleaning fairy.
[10:23] cap
    We're grateful for all the cleaning,
[10:26] cap
    but maybe you should've asked first.
[10:29] mok
    I'm really sorry for cleaning
    your clubhouse without asking.
[10:33] mok
    But I just wanted to be useful.
[10:38] mok
    I wanted to make you happy...
[10:46] mok
    Aoyama-kun.
[10:49] mok
    I wanted to be useful to you.
[10:53] mok
    I wanted to make you happy.
[10:56] All
    Captain!
[11:03] cap
    Of course, this is only if you're willing,
[11:05] cap
    but can we ask you to clean our
     clubhouse in an official capacity?
[11:10] cap
    As the soccer club's manager, I mean.
[11:14] cap
    We do have someone here
    who's a total clean freak, after all.
[11:18] cap
    It'd be a real help to have
    someone like you on board.
[11:24] mok
    I, um...
[11:28] mok
    I'll do my very best!
[11:31] all
    Hooray!
[11:34] all
    Woohoo!
[11:38] ---
    That settles it!
[11:41] cap
    They're a bunch of weirdos,
    but welcome to our club.
[11:44] all
    Woohoo!
[11:48] all
    Woohoo!
[11:55] aoy
    That's big.
[11:58] txt
    I will protect
    Aoyama-kun!
SIGN    Gotou Moka
[12:01] txt
    The team's
    comic relief!
SIGN    Sakai Kazuma
SIGN    Tsukamoto Jin
SIGN    Yoshioka Taichi
[12:15] aoy
    All right.
[12:20] coa
    Take five!
[12:22] mok
    I've got water!
[12:25] guy
    Sweet!
[12:30] sak
    I'm so tired.
[12:34] cheer
    Aoyama-kun!
[12:37] sak
    Aoyama's popularity is still ridiculous.
[12:40] sak
    There weren't even any classes today.
[12:42] yos
    And recently, the number
    of guys has gone up, too.
[12:45] gys
    A-o-ya-ma!
[12:49] yos
    Speaking of Aoyama,
[12:51] yos
    I heard that he not only takes a shower
    after practice, but before, too.
[12:55] sak
    In fact, if he spots an opening,
    he'll take one during practice, too.
[13:00] coa
    That's it for today!
[13:05] tsu
    This is Aoyama's towel, isn't it?
[13:08] sak
    It's on his locker, so I guess so.
[13:12] sak
    His towel has his initial on it!
[13:15] sak
    That's so funny!
[13:22] zai
    Sure, Aoyama's in the shower right now,
    but what do you think you're doing?!
[13:30] tsu
    Just so you know,
[13:32] tsu
    Aoyama's towel...
[13:40] tsu
    ...smells super good!
[13:43] sak
    Stop that, you idiot. It's perverted!
[13:46] tsu
    If you doubt me, give it a sniff! Here!
[13:49] zai
    Cut it out! Don't lump me in with you!
[13:53] sak
    What are you doing, you specky degenerate?
    We'll leave you behind.
SIGN    Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet, elegant aroma!! Outrageous
[14:00] tsu
    All right...
SIGN    Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet, elegant aroma!! Outrageous
[14:02] tsu
    "Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet,
    elegant aroma! Outrageous."
[14:10] coa
    Take five!
[14:11] coa
    Afterward, we'll have
    a five-on-five mini-game.
[14:16] mok
    Aoyama-kun, your towel.
[14:30] sak
    Ow!
[14:33] sak
    Gotou-chan, can you please disinfect it?
[14:35] mok
    R-Right away!
[14:39] mok
    U-Um, I can't stand the sight of blood...
[14:50] mok
    All right, Sakai-san, all done.
[14:53] ask
    Oh! Thank you!
[14:57] zai
    Pass it!
[15:08] sak
    Hey, four eyes...
[15:10] sak
    Aoyama's towel does smell super good.
[15:14] zai
    What did you just say?!
[15:15] yos
    Its fresh scent conjured up a vision of
    translucent blue. Very Aoyama-like.
[15:19] tsu
    See, told you so.
SIGN    Friendship
[15:21] ---
    You sure did.
[15:22] zai
    What is wrong with you guys?
    What kind of pervert does that?!
[15:25] cap
    It's true. It smelled better than I imagined.
[15:29] guy
    That's Aoyama for you.
[15:31] guy2
    Even his towel's aroma is alluring.
[15:34] zai
    D-Did everyone sniff Aoyama's towel but me?
[15:42] zai
    There's no mistaking it now.
    This team is rotten to the core.
[15:49] mok
    Wh-What should I do?
[15:50] mok
    If this keeps up, they'll defile Aoyama-kun.
[15:53] mok
    I mean, his towels!
[15:55] mok
    Ready yourself, Moka.
[15:57] mok
    I have to protect Aoyama-kun.
[16:00] mok
    I mean, protect his towels.
[16:15] mok
    Tsukamoto-san,
    what do you think you're doing?
[16:19] tsu
    I'm... um... Gotou-chan, what's with the bat?
[16:23] mok
    I made it myself.
[16:24] tsu
    It looks like it could easily kill someone.
[16:27] tsu
    The flowers and cats are cute, but...
[16:31] zai
    A quick shift from staunch defense
    to front-line offense,
[16:36] zai
    putting intimidating pressure
    on the opponent...
[16:38] zai
    Excellent defense, Gotou Moka!
[16:42] mok
    And that's how I protected
    Aoyama-kun's towels,
[16:46] mok
    which should have put an end
    to the towel shenanigans.
[16:55] gir
    You know what I heard?
    Aoyama-kun's towels smell super amazing.
[17:00] gi2
    Oh, really?
[17:01] gi2
    Tell me more! Is that really true?
[17:03] gi2
    What do they smell of?!
[17:04] guy
    Aoyama's towels are that good?
[17:06] guy2
    I heard the aroma is like Cupid's Arrow!
[17:08] girl
    Is it true that just smelling it
    will make your wish come true?!
[17:11] mok
    The rumor got embellished and
    spread like wildfire all over school.
[17:17] cap
    Wh-What's going on?
[17:20] zai
    What's happening?!
[17:22] ---
    This is bad...
SIGN    Pure Aoyama fans
[17:28] tak
    This is part of scouting!
[17:31] [SONG] txt
    People Who Showed Up
    Because of the Twisted Rumor
[17:35] guy
    Die in a fire, popular guy!
[17:37] girl
    Boyfriend.
SIGN    Simply Nosy
[17:41] guy
    What's going on?
SIGN    Cat
[17:50] mok
    What should I do?
[17:51] mok
    I can't protect Aoyama-kun all by myself!
[17:57] coa
    Take five!
[18:11] tak
    Aoyama's towel!
[18:16] mok
    Everybody, please stop!
[18:26] yos
    That's our Aoyama!
[18:27] sak
    He's ducking and diving
    through that onslaught!
[18:31] tsu
    And for some unknown reason,
    he's also dribbling.
[18:35] sak
    Amazing! That's amazing,
    but he's a grade-A idiot!
[18:41] mok
    I-I need to protect Aoyama-kun!
[18:48] zai
    Towel, towel, towel, towel!
    Enough of that crap!
[18:56] zai
    What gave you interlopers the idea that
    you can set foot on this sacred field?!
[19:02] zai
    We're serious about soccer!
[19:07] zai
    If you get in our way,
    I won't care if you're a girl or a guy!
[19:09] zai
    I'll kill you!
[19:15] guy
    Zaizen doesn't scare me, but his dad...
[19:18] guy2
    Yeah. Draw the ire of the Zaizen family,
    and you'll get rubbed out.
[19:22] ---
    Tch...
[19:27] coa
    Kaocchi, nice power play.
[19:34] zai
    Jeez...
[19:36] zai
    I can't believe all those people are
    going bananas over Aoyama's stupid towel.
[19:40] zai
    What a bunch of idiots.
[19:45] zai
    I'm not a pervert.
[19:54] zai
    Dammit!
[19:58] zai
    I'm...
[19:59] (Flashback) tsu
    It smells super good.
[20:01] (Flashback) yos
    Its fresh scent conjured up
    a vision of translucent blue.
[20:05] zai
    Aoyama's towel is just...
[20:07] (Flashback) cap
    It smelled better than I imagined.
[20:09] (Flashback) guy2
    Even his towel's aroma is alluring.
[20:11] zai
    I'm...
[20:17] zai
    What is this nostalgic smell,
    so full of kindness?
[20:40] zai
    It's mommy's smell...
[20:49] aoy
    You're a pervert.
[20:51] zai
    No!
[20:52] zai
    I-It's not like that!
[20:53] zai
    It just triggered some nostalgia!
[20:54] zai
    P-Please forget you saw anything!
[20:58] aoy
    Zaizen-san, please dispose of that towel.
[21:03] aoy
    I won't forget this.
[21:07] zai
    Please forget it...
[21:12] but
    Master Kaoru, shall we wash this towel?
[21:15] zai
    No, leave it as it is.
[21:24] mok
    Yesterday, Zaizen-san
    took care of the situation,
[21:27] mok
    but as the manager, I need to work harder.
[21:31] aoy
    Hey.
[21:32] mok
    G-G-Good morning!
[21:34] tsu
    I'm telling you,
    Gotou-chan might have a thing for me.
[21:37] sak
    Nah. If anything, it's me she likes.
[21:38] mok
    That's right. I'm the manager.
[21:41] sak
    Oh, hey, Gotou-chan.
[21:43] mok
    Oh, good morning!
[21:45] sak
    That's...
[21:46] yos
    Aw, her tee...
[21:47] mok
    So no matter how much I like him...
[21:52] mok
    my feelings for Aoyama-kun...
SIGN    Aoyama 4 Life
[21:55] mok
    ...have to stay a secret!
SIGN    Japan U-16's Aoyama Scores the Winner!!
[23:32] gir
    So this is Aoyama, huh?
SIGN    Next time
SIGN    The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here

Season 1

3 - The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here

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[00:00] tsu
    Hey, have you heard?
[00:02] tsu
    In order to avoid people,
    Aoyama basically never takes the train.
[00:06] sak
    Really? That sounds like Aoyama.
[00:09] sak
    He'll have a rough time making it to
    our game against Takada Academy tomorrow.
[00:16] yos
    What's up?
[00:18] tsu
    Isn't that Aoyama?
[00:21] yos
    You're right.
[00:28] kan
    I may be able to give Aoyama
    a reason not to show up.
SIGN    #03
SIGN    The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
[02:05] all
    Mr. Zaizen! Thank you for treating us!
[02:08] zai
    I never said it was my treat.
[02:10] sak
    It's our tradition to eat at a family
    restaurant the day before a match!
[02:15] zai
    Stop making up traditions.
    I only treated you one time.
[02:18] sak
    You can't go into battle on an empty stomach!
[02:21] sak
    We want to win tomorrow, right?
    Right, Aoyama?
[02:28] aoy
    I'm going home.
[02:30] sak
    Why? He's treating us!
[02:32] zai
    I just told you I didn't say that.
[02:33] sak
    Look! It's the next head of
    the Zaizen family over here!
[02:36] tsu
    Aoyama, let's do some killer mixing
    at the drink bar and start a revolution!
[02:40] aoy
    I'd rather get home quickly
    and take a shower.
[02:46] sak
    Looks like nature's providing you
    with one right now.
[02:51] wom
    Welcome.
[02:53] wom
    Can I take your order?
[02:56] zai
    This is some guerrilla downpour...
[02:57] tsu
    We'll all start with the drink bar.
[02:59] wait
    It's right over there.
[03:16] zai
    So that's out, too?
[03:23] yos
    That looks gross. What's with that color?
[03:26] tsu
    It's cola plus melon soda.
    It might look bad, but it's the best!
[03:29] tsu
    I dipped a teabag in there as well.
[03:32] sak
    Well, let's prepare ourselves for making it
    through the preliminaries tomorrow—
[03:36] tak
    Unacceptable.
[03:39] tak
    It's beyond belief that Aoyama's
    playing for such a worthless team.
[03:43] tak
    It's like giving a national
    cultural treasure to toddlers.
[03:48] sak
    You're that perverted forward from
    Oshigami-Minami, Takechi Akira!
[03:52] tak
    Ah, it's the worthless soccer team
    from Fujimi High School.
[03:55] zai
    Who are you calling a worthless team?!
[03:58] tak
    Aoyama!
[04:02] tak
    Fancy running into you here.
    What a coincidence.
[04:04] zai
    Stop it with the ab flexing!
[04:06] zai
    People call you a pervert because
    you do that no matter where you are!
[04:10] zai
    And coincidence? Puh-lease. You always
    come and watch our practice sessions.
[04:14] tak
    Why would I lower myself to
    watching a bunch of amateurs train?
[04:19] zai
    You may think those sunglasses in
    your pocket are an adequate disguise,
[04:23] zai
    but they're conspicuous as hell!
[04:25] tak
    Well, if the cat's out of the bag—
[04:27] zai
    You're not even trying to keep it there!
[04:28] tak
    So you're up against
    Takada Academy tomorrow?
[04:32] tak
    If we fielded our starting eleven
    against them, we'd win at least five-nil.
[04:37] tak
    And if we had Aoyama,
[04:40] tak
    even the lowest estimate
    would see us scoring ten goals.
[04:46] tsu
    So what?
[04:47] yos
    Hypothetical scenarios are so pointless.
[04:50] yos
    Let's eat.
[04:51] sak
    No matter what you say,
    Aoyama's on our team.
[04:55] sak
    Go home, go home.
[04:56] tak
    This is why you're all worthless!
    You're not getting my point!
[05:00] ---
    I'm saying you aren't fit
    to be Aoyama's teammates!
[05:04] zai
    Shut up! There are other customers in here!
[05:06] zai
    Stop shouting!
[05:07] girl
    What's going on?
[05:08] girl
    A fight? That's so lame.
[05:10] tac
    Takechi-san, please calm down!
[05:13] wai
    I can take your order now.
[05:19] yos
    It's finally here!
[05:21] yos
    Thank you for the food!
[05:24] zai
    Hey, Aoyama, you're not going to eat?
[05:28] yos
    This jumbo Hamburg steak is addictive!
    You should order it.
[05:32] wait
    Here's your jumbo Hamburg steak.
[05:38] tak
    You guys know nothing about Aoyama.
[05:42] zai
    What?
[05:43] tak
    Aoyama never eats out.
[05:45] tak
    He only eats nutritionally balanced
    meals he's prepared himself.
[05:51] tak
    He does that so he can stay in
    perfect shape as an athlete.
[05:54] tak
    He's not like you slobs,
[05:57] tak
    who pay no regard to your prelim match
    tomorrow and eat with reckless abandon.
[06:06] zai
    I think his germaphobia just prevents him
    from eating food someone else has made.
[06:10] tak
    So, Aoyama, I will take care
    of this thing for you.
[06:16] yos
    Now wait just one minute...
[06:18] yos
    That's actually my job.
[06:21] tak
    You already have the same dish
    in front of you!
[06:24] tos
    This? It'll be gone in three seconds flat!
[06:30] tos
    Now, gimme that Hamb—
[06:33] tos
    You already finished it?!
[06:38] sak
    That pervert keeps provoking us!
[06:45] wai
    Your cheese-filled Hamburg steak.
[06:47] tak
    Huh? I didn't order that.
[06:50] wai
    The gentlemen over there
    ordered it for you.
[06:52] sak
    Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[06:56] yos
    I don't think you can beat me for speed.
[06:59] tak
    You schmuck. You dare to challenge me?
[07:03] tak
    All right, then!
[07:06] tsu
    It's a dead heat!
[07:08] sak
    The next battle is over the Japanese-style
    radish-topped Hamburg steak!
[07:11] yos
    Huh? Another Hamburg steak?
[07:13] zai
    How long is this rainstorm going to last?
[07:17] zai
    And how long will this
    speed-eating contest go on for?
[07:19] zai
    I guess at this point,
    they're competing over who can eat more.
[07:22] saK
    Wow, only five more dishes and they
    will have conquered the whole menu!
[07:26] tsu
    In that case,
    the one who eats it all first wins.
[07:29] tach
    Takechi-san, let's call it quits!
    This is such a silly fight.
[07:32] tak
    Tachibana, there are fights
    you can't afford to lose.
SIGN    There are fights you
     can't afford to lose
[07:37] tak
    Even if it wasn't our regular eleven,
    we lost the training match against them.
SIGN    We lost
[07:45] tak
    Losing against the same opponent twice?
[07:48] tak
    My pride won't allow it!
SIGN    My pride won't allow it
[07:51] tac
    No, wait. This has nothing to do with soccer!
SIGN    This has nothing to do with soccer
[07:58] tsu
    They're finally on the last dish!
    It's everyone's favorite: curry and rice!
[08:02] sak
    And now both contestants' hands
    have stopped in midair!
[08:05] tak
    To be honest, my stomach went
    way past capacity a long time ago.
[08:09] tak
    I feel like it can't even
    take another grain of rice.
[08:12] tak
    But you know what?
[08:14] tak
    Watch me, Aoyama!
[08:16] tak
    I am better than these scrubs
    in every regard!
[08:21] sak
    Takechi's powering through
    to the home stretch!
[08:27] tak
    You and I... We met in middle school,
    at the training match for the Tokyo try-outs.
[08:35] tak
    I still remember the pass you made to me
    in the youth internationals.
[08:39] tak
    It was the kind of pass
    that guides you to the goal.
[08:43] tak
    I can't forget how it felt.
[08:51] tak
    No matter who they are, any forward
    who receives a pass like that
[08:55] tak
    will want to receive it again.
[09:00] tak
    That's why I've tried everything
    I can to persuade him.
[09:04] tak
    I wanted to conquer all of Japan with you.
[09:07] saK
    The last bite!
[09:09] titl
    Pass the ball to me like that once more!
[09:12] saK
    Aoyama!
[09:15] saK
    "Seasonal dish: the mega-sized
     strawberry parfait?"
[09:20] aot
    Takechi-san, this is the last item.
[09:22] tak
    You perfectionist.
[09:25] wai
    This... is our mega-sized
    strawberry parfait.
[09:31] tak
    Aoyama, that was one hell of a killer pass.
[09:35] tac
    Takechi-san!
[09:37] tsu
    Hang in there, Takechi! I've brought
    my special hyper-mixed drink for you!
[09:42] yos
    Dessert goes into a different stomach.
[09:44] sak
    Looks like we win again.
[09:49] aoy
    The rain's stopped, so I'm going home.
[09:53] girl
    So this place we went to last time
    with Kana was so delicious.
[09:57] girl
    Let's go there together.
[09:59] gi2
    Yeah, I want to go!
[10:00] gi3
    Kana?
SIGN    Tokyo Subdivision Preliminaries Arena
[10:05] zai
    That damn clean freak!
    Where's that oddball got to?
[10:09] zai
    Where did he go?!
[10:10] cap
    Calm down, Zaizen.
    He was here just a moment ago.
[10:14] cap
    He'll be back.
[10:15] sak
    Yeah, cool your jets.
[10:18] zai
    You guys are way too relaxed about this!
[10:20] zai
    The important first match of
    the Inter-High preliminaries is today!
[10:23] zai
    Dammit, don't you know this already, Aoyama?!
[10:31] aoy
    All right.
[10:35] kan
    What a drag.
[10:37] kan
    Why on earth must they insist on
    playing matches at our school?
[10:40] kan
    It just creates more work.
[10:48] kan
    Hey, you!
[10:50] kan
    Why are you washing the bottle I just washed?
[10:54] aoy
    Well...
[10:55] kan
    "Well"?
[10:57] aoy
    Because it's dirty.
[11:02] kan
    Then why don't you come and help me?
[11:06] ori
    All right! Are you done warming up?
[11:09] all
    Yessir!
[11:10] guy
    But, Orihara-san,
    this Fujimi High we're up against
[11:13] guy
    has that Aoyama dude playing for them.
[11:15] ori
    So what?
[11:22] kan
    It's not like I do this because I want to.
[11:26] kan
    My boyfriend happens to be
    the captain of the team, so...
[11:29] kan
    Gross! What have they been doing in here?
[11:32] kan
    Oh, please put that box
    on the shelf at the back.
[11:35] kan
    My boyfriend's a punk,
    but he actually cares about soccer.
[11:40] kan
    He told me that today's opponent
    in the prelims are a real threat.
[11:45] kan
    His name...
[11:48] aoy
    Why have you locked the door?
[11:51] kan
    Aoyama from Fujimi High School.
[11:54] kan
    You won't be getting out of here.
[11:57] kan
    Not until the match is over, anyway.
[12:02] txt
    Always showing
     off his six-pack!
SIGN    Takechi Akira
SIGN    Tachibana
SIGN    New formula
SIGN    The cleaning power will astonish you
[12:04] txt
    Bring on
[12:04] txt
    the foul play
SIGN    Orihara Youji
SIGN    Kana
SIGN    Tokyo Subdivision Preliminaries Arena
[12:10] cam1
    This is a surprisingly big crowd
    for a subdivision preliminary.
[12:13] cam2
    It's because Fujimi High School
    has that Aoyama kid.
[12:17] cam2
    They're probably all here for him.
[12:19] cam1
    I see. He's just that popular, huh?
[12:22] cam2
    This is weird, though.
    I don't see him anywhere.
[12:29] tsu
    Aoyama isn't coming.
[12:30] zai
    I'm seriously going to murder him!
[12:33] cap
    The match is starting.
[12:35] sak
    Let's keep this huddle going
    just a little bit longer.
[12:39] mok
    I can't find Aoyama-kun anywhere!
[12:41] miw
    Seriously?! What's that
    chronically late fool playing at?
[12:44] mok
    I-I'll go look again!
[12:47] miw
    Aoyama going AWOL is an issue,
[12:49] miw
    but we also got a bad draw
    with this first opponent.
[12:53] miw
    It's not like Takada Academy
    has any standout players,
[12:57] miw
    but everyone on the team
    is physically solid and runs a lot.
[13:01] miw
    And they don't shy away from
    a bit of foul play in order to win.
[13:06] miw
    They're famous for being a team
    that likes to rough other teams up.
[13:13] sak
    Son of a...
SIGN    Soccer Team
SIGN    Conquer the Nation
    Takada Academy Soccer Team
[13:17] kan
    I can't let you play in that match.
[13:24] kan
    Don't move!
[13:27] kan
    I'll scream otherwise.
SIGN    I see.
[13:33] aoy
    You play dirty.
[13:36] kan
    Huh? Wha—
[13:39] kan
    What happened?
[13:41] aoy
    When I thought about the fact that
    I'm locked in here, I suddenly...
[13:44] kan
    So not only are you a clean freak,
    but you're also claustrophobic?!
[13:47] aoy
    Don't touch me.
[13:49] kan
    You're such a pain!
[13:51] kan
    Just being locked in made you
    break out in a cold sweat and collapse...
[13:56] kan
    And you're a severe germaphobe, aren't you?
[13:59] kan
    Can you even play soccer, a game
    where you keep running into people?
[14:04] kan
    It's impossible to play this sport
    without getting dirty.
[14:09] cam1
    They blasted it in on the counter.
[14:10] cam1
    Takada Academy bag themselves another goal.
[14:13] ori
    All right! Goal number two!
[14:15] sak
    Damn.
[14:17] sak
    Once they scored, they shored up
    their defense and waited to counterattack.
[14:20] tsu
    Even though they look like delinquents,
    they take soccer seriously.
[14:25] miw
    Where are you at a time like this, Aoyama?
[14:31] kan
    Just another thirty minutes.
[14:33] aoy
    Does your boyfriend know about this?
[14:39] kan
    Of course he doesn't.
[14:41] aoy
    You looked so shifty just then.
[14:43] kan
    N-N-No, I didn't!
[14:44] kan
    I'm doing this on my own!
[14:48] aoy
    Stop...
[14:51] aoy
    Gotou Moka.
[14:54] mok
    Anyone who makes Aoyama-kun suffer
    has to answer to me.
[14:59] kan
    How did you... The lock!
[15:02] mok
    This kind of cheap lock
    won't even stop me for ten seconds.
[15:06] mok
    Some people saw a girl and Aoyama-kun
    walking in the direction of the clubhouses,
[15:10] mok
    so I unlocked them one by one to check.
[15:14] mok
    Aoyama-kun, please hurry!
    The match has started!
[15:24] cam1
    Fifteen minutes remain,
    and Aoyama is missing.
[15:27] cam1
    Might be time to pack up.
[15:28] cam2
    You said it.
[15:32] zai
    That idiot.
[15:34] girls
    Aoyama-kun!
[15:35] cam2
    Aoyama has finally made it on to the field!
[15:37] cheer
    Aoyama-kun!
[15:37] cam1
    Fifteen minutes left, two goals behind.
    That's an uphill task, even for Aoyama.
[15:42] zai
    What were you doing?
[15:44] zai
    And why do you have a brush?
[15:45] aoy
    Zaizen-san.
[15:47] aoy
    I'm going to pass to you.
[15:53] ori
    Why is he here?
[15:55] ori
    Ha. So you've finally
    shown your face, Aoyama.
[15:59] ori
    I've been waiting to take you on.
[16:01] ori
    But it's really unfortunate that
    there are only fifteen minutes left.
SIGN    Takada
SIGN    1st
SIGN    2nd
SIGN    ET
SIGN    Fujimi
[16:12] cap
    Aoyama!
[16:14] all
    Aoyama's first touch!
[16:16] all
    What will he do now?
[16:24] zai
    That's way too far for a pass!
[16:26] ori
    Ishida, get back! He's going for goal!
[16:31] mob
    Saved by the bar!
[16:33] mob
    He's really up for this, going for
    a long-range shot after just one touch!
[16:39] mob
    He's only made one play,
    but I can already smell a goal coming!
[16:42] girl
    So cool!
[16:45] cam
    That's Aoyama. Shoot! Shoot!
[16:48] zai
    Tch. "I'm going to pass to you," my ass.
[16:50] tsu
    See! That's our Aoyama right there!
[16:53] sak
    Did you see that?
[16:54] yos
    Right on!
[16:55] ori
    I told you not to give him
    space or time on the ball!
[16:58] ori
    It's dangerous!
[16:59] guy
    Yessir! I'm sorry!
[17:00] ori
    Damn, so this is Aoyama...
[17:04] ori
    How can he move so fast, yet keep
    the ball at his feet like it's on a string?
[17:09] cam
    He scores! Goal number one for Aoyama!
[17:12] ori
    Dammit! He's in a totally different league.
[17:15] ori
    But you know, soccer's not
    a clean game. You get me?
[17:24] ori
    Do it!
[17:28] ori
    Put more people on him!
    Don't let him get away!
[17:32] cam
    It's amazing that he can be surrounded
    and still keep the ball.
[17:35] sak
    Hey, now...
[17:36] zai
    They're being way too obvious
    about wanting to hurt Aoyama.
[17:43] cam
    He crossed while being surrounded.
[17:45] cam2
    And it's on a dime!
[17:47] cam2
    How did he even see that?
[17:51] guys
    Aoyama got sent flying!
[17:57] sak
    Goal! It's two apiece! We're tied!
[18:01] ---
    Aoyama!
[18:08] mob
    Yeah, that warranted a card.
[18:10] guy
    What, really?
[18:12] zai
    Bastard! What the hell?!
[18:14] cap
    Zaizen!
[18:15] zai
    That was totally on purpose!
[18:17] zai
    Cut the crap!
[18:19] guy
    I just had too much momentum.
[18:24] zai
    Hey, are you okay?
[18:26] aoy
    I'm fine.
[18:28] zai
    You're...
[18:30] zai
    totally not fine!
[18:32] aoY
    What do you mean?
[18:33] zai
    Stop pretending!
[18:34] all
    Aoyama's movements have
    suddenly become stilted!
[18:39] mok
    Once his uncleanliness
    crosses a certain threshold,
[18:42] mok
    Aoyama-kun gets so stressed out
    that he can't play properly.
[18:45] miw
    Let's put that away, shall we?
[18:47] orI
    Right now, Aoyama is a waste of space!
    Let's put them away!
[18:52] cap
    Since Aoyama can't move,
    we need to cover for him!
[18:55] zai
    Yeah, we just have to do it!
[18:57] cam
    It's 2-2, and neither team is yielding!
[18:59] cam
    There isn't much time left,
    so the next goal will decide the game.
SIGN    Takada
SIGN    1st
SIGN    2nd
SIGN    ET
SIGN    Fujimi
[19:03] ---
    There!
[19:04] sak
    No!
[19:05] cam
    Fujimi's defending for their lives,
[19:07] cam
    but with Aoyama in that state,
    this will be tough.
[19:15] sak
    We've somehow kept it tied,
     but it's starting to look hopeless.
[19:19] miw
    Less than five minutes left!
[19:25] cam
    Takada Academy's attacks are relentless!
[19:28] ori
    I've got it!
[19:35] ori
    I thought...
[19:36] ori
    you couldn't move.
[19:40] all
    Wow, he controlled that piledriver
    on his chest!
[19:43] all
    And now, he's counterattacking!
[19:46] guy
    I'll make you go flying again!
[19:48] guy
    Wha—
[19:50] cam
    This is a complete departure from his
    earlier finesse. He's going in hard!
[19:54] zai
    He came back out of his shell.
[19:56] cap
    Yeah.
[19:58] miw
    Aoyama hates losing more than dying.
[20:01] miw
    When he reaches the last five minutes...
[20:03] ori
    Stop, you little turd!
[20:07] miw
    the shackles of his germaphobia...
[20:14] miw
    can no longer keep him down!
[20:24] cam
    He scores! All by himself!
    A lightning counterattack!
[20:29] cam2
    3-2! Fujimi High School pulls ahead!
[20:33] ori
    What is it with you?!
[20:34] ori
    I thought you hated getting dirty!
[20:37] aoy
    I hate dirty things.
[20:41] aoy
    Chief among them...
[20:43] aoy
    Dirty cheats.
[20:48] aoy
    So I'm going to crush you
    with everything I've got.
[20:56] tak
    Unacceptable.
[20:57] tak
    Aoyama's a monster in the youth division
    who's never lost, not even once.
[21:09] cam
    Time's up! In the end, Fujimi wins 5-2!
[21:11] all
    We did it, we did it!
[21:17] zai
    Yeah!
[21:21] all
    Aoyama!
[21:25] zai
    Learn your lesson already, guys.
[21:31] guy
    What is this?
[21:34] guy
    Why is the clubhouse so clean?
[21:36] ori
    So Aoyama wasn't locked in here,
    but stayed back to clean?!
[21:40] girl
    Aoyama-kun!
[21:48] tsu
    Thank you! Thank you!
[21:50] kan
    Aoyama-kun! You're so cool!
[21:54] ori
    Kana!
[23:31] nar
    You're a germaphobe,
    but you're on a sports team.
[23:34] nar
    That's hard to fathom, Aoyama.
SIGN    Next time
SIGN    Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret

Season 1

4 - Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret

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SIGN    Palm Frog
SIGN    The
SIGN    Swamps
SIGN    Smart
SIGN    Mage ° Aki
SIGN    Smart
SIGN    Knight
     Thunder
[00:03] nar
    My name is Narita Shion.
[00:05] nar
    Like Aoyama, I am a clean freak.
[00:09] nar
    For observers, being a clean freak
    is nothing but a disadvantage...
[00:13] nar
    A weakness.
[00:19] nar
    Attract attention, and you'll have to
    interact more with people,
[00:22] nar
    increasing the risk of your getting dirty.
[00:25] mag
    Here we go!
[00:32] nar
    But online, I can communicate without
    the looming stress of getting dirty.
[00:51] voi
    Quest complete!
[00:55] nar
    Letting people in the real world know
    that you're a clean freak is idiotic.
[01:01] nar
    That's why I keep it a secret.
SIGN    #04
SIGN    Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret
[03:04] nar
    This is the only time I can relax at school.
[03:09] nar
    In an hour, this classroom
    will become a battlefield.
[03:17] gir
    Yuuko, the camera's on the other side.
[03:23] nar
    All my classmates are vulgar and ill-mannered.
[03:27] nar
    Worse than trash mobs in the MMORPG I play.
[03:38] nar
    Stop screwing around
    in the classroom, you vermin!
[03:41] kir
    Sorry, Narita!
[03:46] nar
    Don't wipe it with your sleeve!
    You're just spreading it!
[03:50] nar
    It's fine.
[03:52] nar
    I've got the rest.
[03:54] nar
    The best way is to just not get involved.
[03:59] guy
    Hey, Aoyama, did you finish
    your morning cleaning ritual?
[04:03] aoy
    Yup.
[04:04] nar
    I can't fathom why he'd risk getting dirty
    by cleaning public property.
[04:11] guy
    Lately, this online game called
    Monstrosity Hunter has got me hooked!
[04:29] kir
    Sorry, Aoyama...
[04:34] nar
    Avoid interacting with others
    as much as possible
[04:36] nar
    and above all else, prioritize
    reducing the risk of getting dirty.
[04:41] nar
    That's the smart way to live
    if you're a clean freak.
SIGN    Home Economics
[04:51] tea
    Today, you will be making
[04:53] tea
    pork miso soup with rolled omelet
    and a side salad.
[04:56] tea
    Each group needs to work together
    to make it a delic—
[05:02] girl
    Wouldn't it be better to wash
    the vegetables with soap?
[05:06] gir
    Dunno.
[05:08] guy
    This is hard to watch.
[05:10] kir
    The girls in our class have zero girl skills.
[05:19] kir
    Narita's amazing with a knife!
[05:21] rik
    Not bad!
[05:23] nar
    I could do this with my eyes closed.
[05:26] guys
    Aoyama's slicing veg super fast, too!
[05:31] nar
    The cucumbers are dancing
    and leaping through the air,
[05:39] nar
    before neatly floating into the bowl.
[05:40] nar
    This is art!
[05:42] tea
    That's Aoyama-kun for you.
[05:44] tea
    That isn't something you can do
    unless you use knives a lot every day.
[05:51] nar
    For a clean freak, that's standard.
[05:54] kir
    Whoa! Narita's moving super fast,
    without any wasted movements!
[05:59] kir
    He's finishing dish after dish,
    all by himself!
[06:03] rik
    Should I help?
[06:06] nar
    Leave it to me.
[06:07] rik
    Huh...
[06:08] nar
    I can't eat anything that
    someone else has made,
[06:11] nar
    so I have no choice but to cook every day.
[06:12] riK
    Then I'll just do a taste test.
[06:15] nar
    Don't put the ladle to your lips!
[06:18] riK
    Yum!
[06:19] nar
    Thank you...
[06:20] nar
    Don't put it back!
[06:21] nar
    I can't eat that soup now...
[06:23] guys
    This side is done, too!
[06:26] nar
    Aoyama...
[06:30] nar
    It looks like a normal pork miso soup...
[06:36] nar
    What is this delicious aroma
    that grabs you by your stomach?!
[06:40] tea
    This smells really good, Aoyama-kun.
[06:44] aoy
    I used homemade miso for it.
[06:46] tea
    Huh?
[06:47] nar
    Homemade miso? That's cheating!
[06:50] guy
    Well, let's see how it tastes...
[06:51] girl
    Thanks for the grub.
[06:56] guy
    So good!
[06:58] girl
    My life was worth it for this moment!
[07:03] girls
    That's not fair!
[07:04] girls
    I wanna eat something
    Aoyama-kun's made, too!
[07:06] kir
    Me, too! Me, too!
[07:09] nar
    Even the people in my
    group are crowding him...
[07:11] nar
    I won't forget this.
[07:16] tsu
    I'm so hungry, I could die.
[07:19] tsu
    I always get famished by fourth period.
[07:21] yos
    Just one more hour to go.
[07:27] tsu
    Pork miso soup.
[07:31] tsu
    Pork miso soup.
[07:32] tsu
    Pork miso soup.
[07:32] tea
    Hey, Yoshioka, we're still in class.
    Where are you going?!
[07:33] yos
    Pork miso soup.
[07:34] yos
    Pork miso soup.
[07:35] tsu
    Hey, hey, hey now! Yocchi!
[07:39] tsu
    Pork miso soup!
[07:47] all
    Is this where the pork miso soup is?!
[07:50] guy
    More and more people are turning up
    because of the scent!
[07:54] tea
    Your food's capable of drawing a huge crowd?
[07:56] tea
    What kind of terrifying dish
    did you make, Aoyama-kun?
[08:00] yos
    Gimme some soup!
[08:03] guy
    The soup is long gone!
[08:05] yos
    No way!
[08:10] nar
    I have some fried rice, if you want.
[08:15] tsu
    Fried rice is great, too!
[08:16] all
    Fried rice! Fried rice!
[08:19] nar
    See that, Aoyama?
[08:20] nar
    At my level, even white rice can become
    a delicacy in a matter of minutes.
[08:28] kir
    Aoyama made chicken rice!
[08:32] yos
    I'll show you what I can do.
[08:35] aoy
    Please wait.
[08:42] yos
    It's not chicken rice!
[08:44] yos
    It's fluffy omelet rice!
[08:47] tsu
    What?!
[08:49] nar
    Damn, that's not fair, Aoyama.
[08:52] nar
    Making the egg that fluffy...
[08:55] tea
    Everyone who's not in this class,
    go back to your own classrooms!
[08:59] tea
    What should I do? I'm not tough enough
    to get a handle on this situation.
[09:04] juu
    You should all be in class!
[09:06] tea
    My saviors!
[09:08] juu
    What's this? Smells good.
[09:11] zai
    Can we have some?
[09:12] tea
    Or not. Just two extra mouths!
[09:14] nar
    This is bad.
[09:16] nar
    We don't have enough ingredients
    to prepare food for everyone.
[09:19] mok
    U-Um...
[09:21] mok
    W-We took this from the dining hall.
[09:24] tea
    Th-That's a lot!
[09:27] nar
    All right. With that much food,
    we have way more options.
[09:34] stu
    Pasta with tomato sauce and mozzarella!
[09:40] stu
    Meat and potato stew!
[09:41] stu
    Seafood paella!
[09:43] stu
    Steak with ginger!
[09:44] stu
    Pancakes!
[09:45] stu
    French toast!
[09:47] stu
    These two can make anything!
[09:57] (Flashback) dad
    Shion, everything here tastes amazing.
[10:01] (Flashback) dad
    What's wrong? Aren't you hungry?
[10:04] ---
    We can't eat food that
    someone else has touched.
[10:08] nar
    No.
[10:09] nar
    Anything we want to eat,
    we have to make ourselves.
[10:14] nar
    You have the same issue, don't you, Aoyama?
[10:18] zai
    I'm stuffed.
[10:19] tsu
    Those two are way too good at cooking.
[10:21] yos
    I can't eat any more.
[10:23] girl
    I seriously want to marry Aoyama-kun.
[10:25] gir2
    Me, too!
[10:26] bioy
    Me, too!
[10:27] nar
    This is dumb. Why did we even
    make food for all those people?
[10:38] nar
    What are you playing at?
[10:40] nar
    We don't consume anything
    that anyone else has touched.
[10:44] nar
    Hey...
[10:47] nar
    Could it be that his germaphobia
    has nothing to do with it?
[10:51] nar
    That he just enjoys cooking?
[10:55] nar
    Hey, Aoyama...
[10:58] nar
    Teach me how to make that
    raccoon face in a latte.
[11:02] aoy
    That's a cat.
SIGN    Clean Freak!
SIGN    Narita Shion
SIGN    "I'll do the rest, so don't worry about it."
SIGN    Class Rep
SIGN    Natural enemies of the clean freak!
SIGN    Rikiishi Yuuko
[11:11] guy
    Quest complete!
[11:13] nar
    In Hunter*, you play by forming
    groups called guilds.
[11:16] nar
    You could say that teamwork*
    is the foundation of success.
[11:24] guy
    Guild Leader, there's a hunter
    that wants to join our guild.
[11:28] nar
    Oh?
[11:37] guy
    It's this guy.
[11:40] nar
    Wait, this raccoon...
[11:42] aoi
    It's a cat.
[11:45] nar
    The hairdo, the sour look...
    And his nickname is Ao—
SIGN    Aoi Sanmyaku
[11:49] aoi
    Hi! My name's Aoi Sanmyaku!
[11:52] aoi
    Please call me San-chan!
[11:56] guy
    He's full of energy, isn't he?
[11:58] nar
    A-Am I mistaken?
[12:00] nar
    Nice to meet you.
    I'm Smart, the guild leader.
[12:03] nar
    We're a high-end veteran guild.
[12:06] nar
    Half-baked hunters won't be able
    to keep up with us.
[12:08] nar
    Will you?
[12:09] aoi
    I'll crush any monster that comes
    my way with these iron fists!
[12:25] aoi
    Iron Ball Shot!
[12:28] nar
    What happened to using your fists?!
[12:32] nar
    An OHKO precision kick?!
[12:34] guy
    Quest complete!
[12:36] mag
    San-chan, you're great!
[12:38] all
    Yay! Yay! Yay!
[12:41] nar
    Yeah, Aoyama would never celebrate like that.
[12:55] nar
    He even scrubs places like that?
[12:57] girl
    Aoyama-kun!
[13:03] girl
    Um...
[13:05] nar
    Wait, what's going on?
[13:06] girL
    P-Please go out with me!
[13:08] nar
    Seriously? She actually asked him out?
[13:10] aoy
    Sorry, I can't.
[13:12] girl
    Dammit, why do you have to be all cool
    and collected when you reject me, too?!
[13:18] nar
    Yup.
[13:20] nar
    This is what Aoyama's like.
[13:28] nar
    That's...
[13:29] nar
    That's the official Hunter key ring that
    the game company only gives out

[13:32] nar
    to the hunters they recognize
    as the best of the best!
[13:37] nar
    Of course, I have one, too.
[13:39] nar
    And on the back, they engrave your nickname.
SIGN    Smart
[13:44] nar
    Aoyama...
[13:48] nar
    In Monstrosity Hunter*,
    you can have your own room,
[13:51] guy
    Your room's always so nice and tidy.
[13:51] nar
    where you invite friends to talk.
[13:55] nar
    Thank you.
[13:57] guy
    You know, ever since San-chan joined,
    our party hasn't been wiped out once.
[14:02] mag
    Yes, San-chan's strong, cheerful,
    mindful, kind and I think...
[14:09] mag
    I might be in love with him!
[14:16] guy
    He ran away!
[14:19] nar
    What was that reaction just now?
SIGN    Smart
[14:26] nar
    I don't want to ask him outright*
    and make him get all defensive.
[14:31] nar
    I guess looking at Aoyama's key ring
    would be the quickest way.
[14:34] rik
    What's up?
[14:36] nar
    Nothing. Do you need something?
[14:39] riK
    I was wondering if I could copy your notes.
[14:41] riK
    I forgot to take any earlier,
[14:44] riK
    and you're so smart and always
    take such good notes.
[14:47] riK
    Please show me!
[14:49] nar
    My beautiful notes!
[14:52] rik
    Ah, my head itches.
    I forgot to take a bath yesterday.
[14:56] nar
    I can't let this toad have them! No way!
[14:59] nar
    But I won't let myself get worked up.
[15:01] nar
    I reckon it'd be faster to take
     a picture with your smartphone.
[15:04] rik
    You're a genius!
[15:07] rik
    Oh crap, my phone's about to die.
[15:09] rik
    So can I just take them?
[15:11] nar
    I'm still using them.
[15:13] rik
    Come on, it'll only take a second.
[15:15] nar
    Take a hint!
[15:16] rik
    Is there some reason I can't have them?
[15:20] nar
    It wouldn't be smart to let myself
    get outed as a clean freak.
SIGN    Smart
[15:27] rik
    Hey, don't run away!
[15:30] rik
    He's back!
[15:32] nar
    I copied them in the teachers' office,
    so you can have these.
[15:35] rik
    Oh, thanks!
[15:40] kir
    All right!
[15:43] kir
    PE next!
[15:45] guy
    Yeah!
[15:47] nar
    PE... I may get chance to take
    a peek at Aoyama's key ring then.
[15:52] nar
    The best time would be
    when everyone's changing...
[15:58] rik
    Huh? My gym clothes have vanished?
[16:02] rik
    H-Huh? Wait, they've been stolen?!
[16:04] guy
    What's going on?
[16:06] guy2
    Rikiishi's gym clothes have been stolen!
[16:08] guy
    Seriously?!
[16:10] pre
    All right, boys! Give them back right now,
    and I won't report this to the teachers.
[16:14] pre
    Just so you know, everybody but
    the germaphobic Aoyama-kun is a suspect.
[16:20] pre
    There is only one truth!
[16:24] nar
    Remove me from your list, too,
    Miss Bowl Cut Gorilla!
[16:27] kir
    But Class Rep,
[16:28] kir
    how could anyone steal gym clothes from
    a locker in a classroom full of people?
[16:32] kir
    It'd be impossible to do it
    without being seen.
[16:36] pres
    That's true, and we didn't move rooms today.
[16:39] pres
    Yuuko, when was the last time you saw them?
[16:42] rik
    I stuffed them into my locker
    right before going home yesterday.
[16:46] nar
    Must have been a real weirdo
    who stole something that filthy.
[16:50] pre
    The classroom gets locked
    right after everyone's left for the day.
[16:55] pre
    The next time it's unlocked
    is 7 AM the next morning.
[16:58] pre
    Which means the crime was likely committed
    before all of us got here this morning.
[17:03] gir
    Come to think of it, isn't Narita-kun
    always the first one to arrive?
[17:09] gir2
    He always leaves the classrooms last, too.
[17:11] gir3
    It's always the quiet ones.
[17:14] rik
    Narita, you...
[17:16] girl
    Gross.
[17:18] nar
    Me? Gross?!
[17:20] nar
    What's going on here?
[17:22] nar
    Don't tell me they actually suspect me!
[17:26] nar
    Hang on. That's a serious accusation
    to make without any evidence.
[17:30] pres
    But you have no alibi, either.
[17:32] pres
    And earlier, you were all like, "The best
    time would be when everyone's changing."
[17:35] pres
    I heard it with my own ears,
    and if that's not fishy, nothing is!
[17:38] nar
    Shut up, Miss Bowl Cut Gorilla!
[17:41] guy
    Show us what's in your bag.
[17:44] nnar
    The horned garidons are attacking, too?!
[17:48] nnar
    Aoyama!
[17:53] nnar
    That rat!
[17:54] nnar
    He walked out like this doesn't affect him.
[17:57] guy
    Didn't you hear me, Narita?
    Show us your bag!
[18:00] nar
    Don't touch me!
[18:03] nar
    Crap!
[18:04] nar
    This is bad!
[18:08] guy
    He's the culprit!
[18:10] guy
    Catch him!
[18:15] nar
    Dammit! I just wanted a quiet and,
    above all,
clean school life.
[18:23] nar
    Why is this happening to me?
[18:25] nar
    Why doesn't anyone believe me?
[18:33] nar
    No, my face... the floor...
[18:37] aoy
    Excuse me...
[18:41] aoy
    He would never steal this.
SIGN    Rikiishi
[18:47] guys
    Huh?
[18:49] nar
    A-Aoyama...
[18:52] nar
    He believed me.
[18:56] yam
    This gym bag was in my locker.
[19:01] pres
    Yuuko, don't tell me...
[19:03] rik
    Oops, I may have gone to the wrong classroom.
[19:06] pres
    "May have"?!
[19:14] aoy
    Narita Shion.
[19:16] aoy
    It'd be better if you just
    let them get to know you.
[19:20] nar
    He... He saw right through me.
[19:26] nar
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[19:30] nar
    I won't accept that.
[19:32] nar
    I won't let anyone know
    that I'm a clean freak.
[19:35] rik
    Narita!
[19:36] rik
    S-Sorry.
[19:38] pres
    Sorry for accusing you
    without listening to your side.
[19:41] guys
    Sorry.
[19:42] guys
    Sorry!
[19:43] guys
    Sorry, Narita.
[19:45] nar
    It all worked out, so it's all good.
[19:47] nar
    I'm not mad.
[19:49] nar
    I'm not wrong. This is the smart way
    of living as a clean freak.
[19:56] riki
    Narita, you're such a good egg!
[20:00] kir
    Get a room, you two!
[20:04] rik
    Don't get all hot under the collar.
    It's only a hug!
[20:08] guys
    All right, let's blow this joint.
SIGN    Aoi Sanmyaku
[20:18] nar
    So you were Aoi Sanmyaku, after all...
[20:25] nar
    Is Aoi Sanmyaku here?
[20:27] guy
    He went to his room to get
    an item for the quest.
[20:31] nar
    To his room, huh?
[20:32] nar
    Got it.
[20:35] nar
    The gap between his online and
    offline personas threw me off a bit,
[20:38] nar
    but I guess he can break down the walls
    of his germaphobia here,
[20:41] nar
    and that's why he can show his true face.
[20:46] nar
    If Aoyama wasn't a clean freak,
    maybe he'd be like that in real life, too.
[20:51] nar
    Anyway, now I just have to
    confirm it with him.
SIGN    Aoi Sanmyaku
[20:58] nar
    Hey, Aoi Sanmyaku! It's me, Smart.
[21:01] nar
    I'm coming in!
[21:03] aoi
    What's up, Guild Leader?
[21:06] nar
    Huh? You...
[21:09] aoi
    Let's go complete that quest already!
[21:16] nar
    So he doesn't clean because he likes it?
[21:30] nar
    I'll help.
[21:36] aoy
    Perfect.
[21:37] nar
    Or maybe he does...
[23:14] guy
    For good luck, butt keepie-uppie!
[23:17] zai
    Focus!
[23:19] zai
    Our next opponent is
    Minamida Fuzoku High School!
[23:27] (Flashback) mon
    Statues should just stay still.
SIGN    Next time
SIGN    Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is All About Laughs

Season 1

5 - Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is All About Laughs

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SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
SIGN    Team Aoyama
[00:09] sat
    Damn it!
[00:12] cheer
    Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
[00:15] cheer
    Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
[00:18] sat
    C-Captain, what are you doing?
[00:18] cheer
    Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
[00:23] cap
    Nice shot! Good job, Aoyama!
[00:26] aoy
    Th-Thanks.
[00:28] tsu
    I never expected our captain to join
    Aoyama's fan club: Team Aoyama.
[00:34] sak
    Oh.
[00:36] yos
    Here it comes!
[00:38] tsu
    There, there, there, there!
[00:39] sak
    And there it is!
[00:40] sak
    The time-honored treasure in
    four eyes' arsenal, butt keepie-uppie!
[00:40] tsu
    There, there, there, there!
[00:47] tsu
    It's working! It's working!
[00:49] tsu
    This'll work tomorrow, too.
[00:51] tsu
    I'm all about scoring laughs, not goals!
SIGN    #05
SIGN    Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is
    All About Laughs
[02:29] sak
    Gotcha!
[02:32] yos
    Four eyes!
[02:34] tsu
    Yeah!
[02:39] miw
    The three stooges are combining nicely.
[02:42] all
    Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[02:46] sak
    Go!
[02:47] tsu
    Oops!
[02:47] yos
    Hey!
[02:48] miw
    Um...
[02:49] miw
    Hi-yah!
[02:52] tsu
    Ow!
[02:54] miw
    You're taking it too far.
[02:56] miw
    But it's great that you put
    the team in a good mood.
[03:00] miw
    Do the same in tomorrow's match, too.
[03:02] tsu
    Leave it to me.
[03:04] oot
    Go!
[03:05] tsu
    There!
[03:06] oot
    Go!
[03:06] tsu
    There!
[03:07] oot
    Go!
[03:14] zai
    You're goofing off too much!
[03:15] sak
    It's fine. Tsukamoto's our
    "good vibes" officer.
[03:19] yos
    This is just another day for him.
[03:22] oot
    Another!
[03:23] tsu
    Oops.
[03:28] cheer
    Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! Dodge!
[03:36] cheer
    He dodged it! Aoyama dodged it!
[03:38] cheer
    He dodged it! Aoyama dodged it!
[03:40] zai
    Captain, what are you doing?!
[03:43] yos
    You didn't know, Zaizen?
    His girlfriend's an Aoyama fan.
[03:47] sak
    I've gained a newfound respect
    for our captain.
[03:52] (Flashback) gir
    Gaku-kun...
[03:54] (Flashback) cap
    Yurippe...
[03:57] (Flashback) gir
    Good luck!
[03:59] (Flashback) ---
    Thanks!
[04:01] (Flashback) cap
    Yuri—
SIGN    I ♥
    Aoyama
[04:05] (Flashback) girl
    I only love you, Gaku.
SIGN    I ♥
    Aoyama
[04:17] sak
    I didn't think he'd choose the life of
    being an Aoyama fan with his girlfriend.
[04:23] zai
    I see.
[04:25] zai
    He's a member of the Aoyama fan club
    and the soccer team captain.
[04:29] cap
    I'll get going now.
[04:31] girl
    Yeah, do your best!
SIGN    Curse
[04:35] zai
    This team is rotten to the core.
[04:42] all
    Good morning!
[04:44] gua
    Yes, good morni—
[04:49] cheer
    A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
[04:52] cheer
    A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
[04:56] cheer
    A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
[04:56] yoos
    I totally didn't eat enough yesterday.
[04:59] zai
    Are you kidding me?
[05:01] sak
    Feed us our post-match meal again.
[05:02] zai
    My treat again?
[05:04] zai
    Get lost!
[05:11] min
    I never thought the day would come
    when the statue wouldn't be useless.
[05:19] sak
    Today's field is grass! Woo!
[05:22] yos
    Random diving!
[05:24] zai
    We didn't come here to fool around!
[05:27] mok
    I-I don't see Aoyama-kun anywhere!
[05:29] zai
    Not again!
[05:32] aoy
    Hi.
[05:33] zai
    Damn you! Where have you been?!
[05:35] cheer
    A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
[05:39] cheer
    A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
[05:42] cheer
    A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
[05:44] cap
    I'm going now, Yurippe.
[05:46] yur
    Okay. Good luck, Gaku.
[05:51] cap
    Gather round!
[05:51] zai
    Hell no! What's wrong with you?!
[05:55] sak
    Four eyes! Do that thing you always do!
[05:59] tsu
    Y-Yeah, I got it!
[06:02] oot
    It's what we've all been waiting for!
[06:06] tsu
    Ow!
[06:08] kad
    I'm sorry! My ball flew over this way!
[06:11] kad
    Are you okay?
[06:14] kad
    Hi, I'm the captain of Minamida Fuzoku
    High School, Kadomatsu Ryou.
[06:28] kad
    Nice to meet you.
[06:34] sak
    What's wrong, four eyes? You've gone pale.
[06:37] yos
    Have you got a stomachache?
[06:38] tsu
    What? Haha, no, I'm fine!
[06:41] tsu
    Let's go warm up!
SIGN    Fujimi
SIGN    1st
SIGN    2nd
SIGN    Total
SIGN    Minamida Fuzoku
[06:51] shig
    Don't let him through!
    Force him to the wings!
[06:54] cam
    Here it comes!
[07:01] cam
    Aoyama's really something.
[07:05] cam
    He's playing on a whole other level.
[07:10] cam
    You know, in the high school soccer world,
[07:14] cam
    Fujimi High School may very well
    become the eye of the storm.
[07:18] cam2
    I don't know about that.
[07:19] cam2
    I've shot high school soccer
    for 20 years now.
[07:24] cam2
    And Aoyama, with his exceptional talent,
    is certainly the real deal.
[07:30] cam2
    But that's what's so damning.
[07:32] cam2
    This isn't the kind of team
    he should be playing for.
[07:36] cam2
    As long as they win, it's all good.
[07:37] cam2
    But what happens if they lose
    a preliminary match like this?
[07:41] cam2
    In this game, results are everything.
[07:44] cam2
    You may have a world-beater,
     but if the team loses, that's it.
[07:48] cam2
    Even a player like Aoyama won't get picked
    for the national team if they lose so early.
[07:52] cam2
    And then, he won't have any choice
    but to leave Fujimi High School.
[07:56] cam2
    If this team wants to keep their dream alive,
    they must keep winning for him.
[08:01] cam2
    However, high school soccer crushes
    thousands of similar dreams every year.
[08:06] cam2
    It's no walk in the park.
[08:07] kad
    Shige, pass it!
[08:09] ---
    Gotcha!
[08:11] kad
    This team only has Aoyama going for it.
[08:14] kad
    In my eyes, this team has a major weakness.
[08:19] ---
    And that weakness...
[08:21] sak
    Don't give him any space, four eyes!
[08:24] kad
    ...is you.
[08:36] cro
    What? He got into the box with ease!
[08:47] guy4
    All right!
[08:48] shig
    Nice pass, Kadomatsu!
[08:50] guy9
    Now, we're tied!
[08:52] sak
    What are you doing?!
    Stop sleepwalking and play!
[08:58] tsu
    Sorry...
[09:01] sak
    Anyway, we're still in the first half.
[09:03] yos
    L-Let's get back into the game.
[09:18] guy
    Down the right wing again?
    This time, he put it in himself!
[09:23] sak
    Hey, four eyes!
[09:26] kad
    Same old, same old, huh, Tsukamoto?
[09:30] kad
    You haven't changed
    one bit since the old days.
[09:41] kad
    You really are just a statue.
[09:49] yos
    Did something happen between them?
SIGN    Fujimi
SIGN    1st
SIGN    2nd
SIGN    Total
SIGN    Minamida Fuzoku
[09:55] cam
    I guess the first half's ending 2-1.
[10:00] cam2
    Minamida Fuzoku's parked the bus
    ever since they took the lead.
[10:06] cam2
    But yeah, looking at Fujimi High School...
[10:09] cam2
    Their number 4 has destroyed their game plan.
[10:11] sak
    Captain, where's four eyes?
[10:14] cap
    He walked off toward the school,
     so maybe he went to the bathroom?
[10:38] tsu
    Dammit.
[10:42] guy
    Aoyama's something else, but it looks
    like we've got the better of Fujimi.
[10:46] shig
    Thanks to that specky slow-mo.
[10:51] guy
    I heard their number 4 was in the same team
    as Kadomatsu-san in middle school.
[10:55] shig
    I heard that, too.
[10:56] shig
    He used to act all high and mighty
    despite being younger,
[10:59] shig
    so he got bullied constantly
    until he graduated, right?
[11:02] guy
    So that's why he's still terrified
    of Kadomatsu-san.
[11:06] shi
    Otherwise, he wouldn't be
    such a liability in defense.
[11:11] guy
    Well, after screwing up that much,
[11:14] guy
    he probably won't play the second half.
[11:22] sak
    Man, that idiot. Why didn't he tell us?
[11:25] yos
    Right?
[11:29] tsu
    I need to get going,
    or the second half will start without me.
[11:37] tsu
    Whoa! Aoyama, you were in here, too?!
[11:39] tsu
    Don't tell me you've been here
    the whole time...
[11:43] aoy
    You use too much paper.
[11:45] tsu
    That's the main talking point for you?!
[11:47] tsu
    Wait, that means you heard everything!
[11:50] tsu
    Not that it matters.
[11:53] tsu
    I won't be playing the second half, anyway.
[11:59] aoy
    Tsukamoto-san.
[12:02] tsu
    What?
[12:04] txt
    Team Aoyama Member and
    Soccer Team Captain!
SIGN    Ishikawa Gaku
[12:04] txt
    Tamura Yuri
SIGN    Thinks too highly of himself!
[12:08] txt
    Kadomatsu
    Ryou
[12:11] cam
    The second half is starting!
[12:21] tsu
    Why didn't you sub me out, Miwa-chan?
[12:27] miw
    It's true that you're currently
    a burden on the team, but...
[12:34] (Flashback) sak
    Miwa-chan... No, Coach...
[12:38] (Flashback) sak
    You can sub him out immediately
    if we concede another goal from his wing,
[12:42] (Flashback) sak
    but can you please keep four eyes
    on the field for a bit longer?
[12:47] (Flashback) sak
    Please!
[12:52] miwa
    Those two goof-offs always mess around,
    but they asked me so seriously.
[12:57] miwa
    I can't help but want to trust them.
[13:00] miwa
    Now's the time for you to fight, Tsukamoto.
[13:03] miwa
    For your friends. And for yourself.
[13:07] cam
    Why didn't Fujimi sub out the number 4?
[13:11] cam2
    Beats me.
[13:12] cam2
    What I do know is that,
[13:14] cam2
    as long as he's out there,
[13:19] cam2
    he'll keep being targeted
    by the other team.
[13:23] guy
    Another attack down the right wing!
[13:28] kad
    Tsukamoto.
[13:40] (Flashback) guy
    That's amazing, Tsukamoto!
[13:41] (Flashback) guy
    You're not that good at soccer...
    How come you can do stuff like that?
[13:45] (Flashback) guy2
    That's so funny!
[13:48] (Flashback) kad
    Talk about annoying.
[14:01] (Flashback) kad
    What's the point of performing
    keepie-uppies with your butt?
[14:04] (Flashback) kad
    Are you stupid?
[14:07] (Flashback) kad
    It's annoying, so never do it again.
[14:11] (Flashback) kad
    Come on, guys. It's time for practice.
[14:14] tsu
    Kadomatsu-san was a second-year,
    and as the star player,
[14:17] tsu
    he was the center of the team.
[14:19] tsu
    Ever since that day,
    whenever I drew attention to myself,
[14:22] tsu
    he'd fire a ball at me.
[14:25] tsu
    After that happened a few times,
[14:28] tsu
    I began to freeze up in front of him,
    unable to move.
[14:34] (Flashback) kad
    You're so freaking boring.
    You're like a statue.
[14:41] tsu
    Guys, I'm sorry for being such a burden.
[14:44] tsu
    It's like I've traveled back in time!
[14:46] tsu
    I can't move!
[14:48] guy
    Their number 4 let him run past
    like he wasn't there again!
[14:52] sak
    Not on my watch!
[14:56] sak
    If we know you're gonna ghost
    past him every time, we can stop you!
[15:00] miw
    Nice, Sakai!
[15:04] sak
    Don't let him go through you so easily.
[15:06] sak
    I'll cover you, so be more aggressive.
[15:11] tsu
    Sakai, I'm sorry.
[15:17] sak
    Get your head in the game, four eyes.
[15:21] sak
    You're Fujimi High School's
    "good vibes" officer, after all.
[15:30] cap
    Take it!
[15:35] cam
    Shouldn't Aoyama be able
    to create more chances?
[15:39] cam2
    It's probably difficult right now.
[15:42] cam
    Minamida Fuzoku is keeping
    more players behind the ball.
[15:47] cam2
    But, and I don't know how to explain this,
[15:50] cam2
    it feels like he's waiting for something.
[15:54] cam2
    At least, it does to me.
[15:58] cam
    Either way, if they don't
    make something happen,
[16:01] cam
    Fujimi High School will lose.
SIGN    Fujimi
SIGN    1st
SIGN    2nd
SIGN    Total
SIGN    Minamida Fuzoku
[16:03] cam
    Here of all places.
[16:08] miwa
    Ten minutes left.
[16:10] oot
    They're going down the right again!
[16:16] tsu
    Dammit! Move!
[16:18] tsu
    You coward!
[16:23] sak
    I won't let you!
[16:34] tsu
    Yocchi!
[16:36] guy
    Sub out number 4!
[16:38] guy
    He's useless!
[16:40] sak
    Shut up!
[16:43] sak
    Listen up, four eyes!
    You have me and Yocchi behind you!
[16:46] yosh
    We can't get going without you.
[16:49] sak
    So stop running away!
[16:51] sak
    Don't you realize
    you're turning into a total bore?
[16:55] tsu
    Sakai. Yocchi.
[17:02] tsu
    When I joined the soccer team here,
[17:06] tsu
    I was still depressed.
[17:10] (Flashback) all
    You're so funny, Yoshioka!
[17:14] (Flashback) sak
    Coming your way!
[17:18] tsu
    But thanks to you, I was able to
    have fun playing soccer again.
[17:34] tsu
    I'm no longer...
[17:38] guy
    They're holding on, but Fujimi
    can't get out of their own half!
[17:41] sak
    I won't let you shoot!
[17:45] oot
    It was a feint!
[17:47] ish
    Crap! Kadomatsu's free!
[17:50] tsu
    A statue? Piss off.
[17:54] tsu
    That's...
[17:55] tsu
    ...so freaking boring!
[17:59] tsu
    I'm not the old me anymore!
[18:03] sak
    Four eyes!
[18:09] kad
    Bastard!
[18:11] cap
    Nice, Tsukamoto!
[18:13] cap
    Aoyama!
[18:17] zai
    Let's go! Time to counterattack!
[18:20] guy
    Aoyama's heading down the right!
[18:23] guy
    Is he going to cross it?
[18:25] guy
    Who's the target?
[18:30] zai
    I'm ready anytime, Aoyama!
[18:32] guy
    Huh? He's not passing?
[18:34] guy
    No! He waited too long,
    and now he's surrounded!
[18:38] cam
    Are you really going to lose here?
[18:45] tsu
    Aoyama!
[18:47] guy
    Their number 4's making an overlapping run?!
[18:53] (Flashback) aoy
    In the second half, try to come forward
    when you spot the chance.
[18:58] (Flashback) tsu
    No, like I just said...
[19:01] (Flashback) aoy
    I'm going to send a pass out to you.
[19:10] tsu
    Aoyama...
[19:14] guy
    A rabona!
[19:18] tsu
    What am I supposed to do with this pass?!
[19:20] tsu
    Should I use my foot?
    No, it's definitely at head height.
[19:24] tsu
    You idiot!
[19:26] tsu
    I don't have the skills
    to deal with this cross!
[19:30] aoy
    Tsukamoto-san.
[19:31] aoy
    Please do that thing
    you do to lift our spirits.
[19:44] tsu
    There.
[19:46] kad
    What?!
[19:48] kad
    His butt?!
[19:53] all
    Yeah!
[20:01] tus
    I accidentally used my... Wait, what?!
[20:04] guy
    What was that?!
[20:06] guy
    He scored a goal with his rump!
[20:08] guy
    Seriously? No way!
[20:09] guy
    I've never seen such godly buttock skills!
[20:14] tsu
    Just how I planned it!
[20:16] tsu
    That's what the great Tsukamoto Jin can do!
[20:20] tsu
    Phew!
[20:22] sak
    You bastard, stealing the spotlight!
[20:25] yos
    You made us worry, you little turd.
[20:28] all
    Bam.
[20:28] oot
    You did it!
[20:30] ish
    Bam.
[20:32] all
    Bam. Bam.
[20:33] tsu
    I-I can't breathe...
[20:35] zai
    Hey!
[20:38] kad
    Don't get ahead of yourselves!
    You only equalized!
[20:45] cam
    In the end, it was an easy victory
    for Fujimi High School.
SIGN    Fujimi
SIGN    1st
SIGN    2nd
SIGN    Total
SIGN    Minamida Fuzoku
[20:50] cam2
    After drawing level,
    they got two more goals to seal it.
[20:54] cheer
    You were amazing again today! Good work!
[20:54] cam
    Aoyama really is a cut above.
[21:03] cam
    In the final minutes,
    Minamida Fuzoku couldn't contain Aoyama.
[21:09] cam2
    His team may have won,
    but Aoyama was really terrible today.
[21:15] cam
    Aoyama might have played for
    that shot by the number 4.
[21:21] cam
    In order to restore his confidence
    after he'd made so many mistakes.
[21:25] tsu
    Victory dance!
[21:27] cam2
    If he loses in a place like this,
    he'd be throwing his entire career away.
[21:31] cam2
    If he really risked that much
    just to make that one play,
[21:37] cam2
    he's an idiot of epic proportions.
[23:13] voi
    It is Weekly Gonz's hugely popular manga,
[23:16] voi
    with over 10 million volumes in print!
[23:19] voi
    And now, "I'm Going to Save This World"
    is getting an anime adaptation!
[23:32] oza
    Guess I'll base my new character on him.
SIGN    Next time
SIGN    Ozaki-kun Has His Pride

Season 1

6 - Ozaki-kun Has His Pride

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SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!!
SIGN    Takada Mirai
SIGN    Zoom
SIGN    Ka-Pow
SIGN    Aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaah
[00:16] girl
    Wh-Why are you doing this? For me?
[00:20] guy
    If I defeat him... you will be...
[00:24] guy
    ...free!
[00:28] mon
    G-Gah! Why?!
[00:29] mon
    S-Spare me!
SIGN    Gah
[00:34] hero
    Don't rob people of the things...
SIGN    Dun dun dun
[00:38] hero
    ...they hold dear!
[00:42] guy
    Your work this week is amazing
    once again, Ozaki-kun!
[00:47] guy
    But you do need to get the manuscript up
    in the morning at the latest.
[00:50] osa
    I'm not going to be late.
[00:52] osa
    I have my pride.
SIGN    #06
SIGN    Ozaki-kun Has His Pride
SIGN    I'm Going to
    Save This World!!
SIGN    I'm Going to
    Save This World!!
[02:38] tsu
    Holy crap, this is good!
[02:42] tsu
    "Don't rob people of the things
    they hold dear!"
[02:45] tsu
    Dude, you're so slow to come to the rescue!
[02:49] osa
    Is that manga fun?
[02:55] tsu
    In my view, it's easily number one.
[02:58] tsu
    I'm Going to Save This World!!
[03:00] tsu
    already has over 10 million copies in print!
SIGN    I'm Going to
    Save This World!!
[03:02] tsu
    An anime adaptation
    has already been greenlit, too.
[03:05] tsu
    Of course, I foresaw its success
    right from chapter one.
[03:10] tsu
    You know, if you want, you can borrow it!
[03:14] osa
    No, I'm fine.
[03:16] tsu
    That so?
[03:18] tsu
    All right, then.
[03:23] tsu
    What is it?
[03:25] tsu
    How long are you going to stand there?
[03:27] tsu
    I can't read like this!
[03:31] oza
    I see.
[03:34] sak
    What's going on, four eyes?
[03:35] tsu
    Nothing. It's just that Ozaki
    actually talked to me for once.
[03:38] sak
    He's always by himself,
    so it's hard to know what he's really like.
[03:43] girl
    It's Ozaki-kun!
[03:55] girl
    There he goes.
[03:58] girl2
    How I've missed this feeling.
[04:04] girl2
    Ozaki-kun always looks intently at things
    that catch his attention, doesn't he?
[04:08] girl2
    Right now, it's a wall.
[04:10] girl
    I wonder why.
[04:11] girl2
    Usually, that kinda stare would be creepy,
    but when it's Ozaki-kun,
[04:16] both
    it gives you goosebumps!
[04:18] kata
    What's wrong with you?!
[04:21] guy
    What's going on?
[04:22] guy
    The math teacher, Katahira,
    is throwing a fit again!
[04:25] guy2
    Who's the victim this time?
[04:28] kata
    Bringing manga to school
    is against the rules!
[04:31] kata
    Confiscated!
[04:32] tsu
    Please wait! Everybody brings manga to school!
[04:36] kata
    A rule violation is a rule violation.
[04:38] kata
    I don't like excuses.
[04:44] tsu
    No! Wait!
[04:46] kata
    Manga's a complete waste of time.
[04:49] kata
    If you have time for that junk,
    use it to study more!
[04:52] guy
    She didn't have to rip it.
[04:54] guy2
    That was actually cruel.
[04:58] tsu
    I hadn't finished reading it yet!
[05:03] kata
    Worst day ever!
[05:05] kata
    And what kind of woman
    goes after someone else's boyfriend?
[05:09] wom
    I'm sorry! Teehee!
SIGN    Ma-kun
SIGN    I've fallen in love with someone else
SIGN    Ma-kun
SIGN    ...I'm sorry
[05:12] wom
    That thieving cat!
[05:17] kata
    Cat?
[05:18] kata
    Wait, what's all this?
     I just washed it yesterday!
[05:35] moka
    There are more now.
[05:39] kata
    So you're the culprit.
[05:42] kata
    I'm going to get them taken
    to the pound immediately.
[05:45] mok
    Huh?
[05:46] mok
    But that's...
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[05:47] kata
    If you're against it, you take them home...
[05:50] mok
    M-My parents are both allergic
    to cats, so I can't do that.
[05:53] kata
    Blame yourself for feeding them
    when you're not ready to take them in.
[05:57] kata
    This is on you.
[05:59] kata
    Hello? I'm calling from Fujimi High School.
[06:06] kata
    Yes. It's about some cats.
[06:07] mok
    What do I do?
    They'll be taken away because of me!
[06:12] kata
    Please come immediately. Yes.
[06:17] mok
    I need to do something...
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[06:20] mok
    Anything.
[06:23] oza
    Okay, stop.
[06:26] kata
    Huh?
[06:28] kata
    Hey!
[06:29] kata
    What are you doing?!
[06:32] kata
    What was that for?!
[06:34] oza
    These are my cats.
[06:36] ---
    See you.
[06:38] kata
    W-Wait! You'd better pay for my phone!
[06:42] kata
    You hear me?!
[06:44] oza
    Then what about that manga
    you tore up earlier?
[06:51] oza
    Don't rob people of the things
    they hold dear.
[06:55] (Flashback) kata
    That thieving cat!
[07:04] oza
    I didn't throw it.
[07:06] kata
    Ozaki-kun...
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[07:10] kata
    You acted so tough.
[07:12] mok
    Bye-bye, kitties.
[07:15] oza
    Sorry for the wait, Naga-san.
[07:17] nag
    You're so late, Ozaki-kun—whoa!
    What's with those meow-meows?!
[07:21] oza
    I found them.
[07:23] nag
    We have to get right down to work
[07:25] nag
    and send the manuscript before morning,
    or we'll be in trouble.
[07:29] oza
    Roger.
[07:30] [SONG] txt
    Edge
[07:33] kata
    I shouldn't have done that.
SIGN    Don't rob people of the things they hold dear!!
SIGN    Books 1-9 on sale now!
SIGN    Takada's latest works are only available in the Weekly Gonz!
SIGN    Takada Mirai
[07:36] kata
    "Don't rob people of the things
    they hold dear," huh?
[07:41] kata
    This manga kinda reminds me of Ozaki-kun.
[07:45] nag
    Did something good happen today?
[07:47] oza
    Not really.
[07:50] nag
    I see.
[07:51] nag
    School's the best place to
    get inspiration for shounen manga.
[07:55] nag
    Make sure you take in everything.
[07:58] oza
    Actually, there is someone who's on my mind.
SIGN    Rescue complete!
[08:09] tsu
    So good!
[08:11] sak
    I want to read Save the World, so gimme.
[08:14] tsu
    Sure thing.
[08:16] tsu
    This week, Matsu Suguru
    saves a village of cats!
[08:21] saK
    You moron! No spoilers, four eyes!
[08:25] tsu
    Then buy them yourself for once!
[08:27] yos
    I'm eating your lunches, all right?
[08:29] both
    Wait!
[08:30] yos
    I won't.
[08:31] both
    He's chowing down on them!
[08:34] oza
    He's not here.
SIGN    Aoyama Life
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[08:44] oza
    Is he making her clean?
[08:52] yur
    Which Aoyama-kun do you want next?
[08:57] ish
    Hm, the Aoyama-kun cleat wiener.
[09:00] yur
    Shoot!
[09:01] ish
    Okay.
[09:03] ish
    Yurippe, your lunches are
    the best in the world!
[09:06] yur
    Oh you, Gaku.
[09:08] ish
    It's true!
[09:10] oza
    What's going on?
[09:16] team
    A perfect interception! So amazingly clean!
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[09:20] team
    Go, go, Aoyama!
[09:24] gir
    Aoyama-kun, please use this!
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[09:31] girl
    He's so cool!
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[09:33] oza
    So that type of guy is in, huh?
[09:35] tsu
    Here comes the nice D!
[09:38] sak
    It crossed the line! Throw-in!
[09:40] ish
    Aoyama, I'll take it.
[09:43] guy
    No, I will.
[09:45] oza
    He's bossing upperclassmen around?
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[09:48] tem
    Eek! Aoyama-kun! Good luck!
[09:51] oza
    At least wave to them.
[10:02] aoy
    Control! Control! Control!
[10:06] all
    Aoyama-sama!
SIGN    Step
[10:18] dar
    Watch out, Suguru.
    Something's off about this town.
[10:22] sug
    Yeah, it's enveloped in an aura of negativity.
[10:28] sug
    The townsfolk are cleaning
    with their eyes dead?
[10:28] all
    Clean, clean.
[10:32] dar
    Is somebody controlling them with an ability?
[10:34] dar
    It can't be...
[10:36] sug
    You're...
[10:40] wiz
    The hell-fiend of the wizarding world:
[10:43] wiz
    The Blue Wizard!
SIGN    Dun
[10:45] wiz
    Vanish, stain!
[10:48] sug
    What?!
[10:49] sug
    None of these people want to do this!
[10:52] sug
    A real man doesn't avoid getting
    his hands dirty by using others!
[10:57] wiz
    The weak desire to be
    controlled by someone strong.
[11:01] wiz
    I am strong.
[11:03] wiz
    That's why I control the world as it desires!
SIGN    I am strong.
SIGN    That's why
    I control
    the world
    as it desires!
[11:09] tsu
    So the new character is a villain...
[11:14] tsu
    So cool!
[11:17] tsu
    "I am strong. That's why I control."
[11:23] txt
    I'm Going to
    Save This World!!
SIGN    Ozaki Atsumu
SIGN    I'm the protagonist of the series!!
SIGN    Matsu Suguru
SIGN    Darbobble
SIGN    Blue Wizard
[11:31] nag
    Wow, the feedback on this new
    Blue Wizard character has been great!
[11:35] nag
    Looks like he's a real hit!
SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!!
[11:37] oza
    Aoyam—I mean, the wizard is
    a selfish villain who controls people!
[11:43] nag
    I guess maybe a lot of people
    view him as an anti-hero?
[11:46] nag
    Whatever the case, it's good
     that the character is popular.
[11:50] oza
    That was not my intention.
[11:53] oza
    If that didn't get my point across,
    I'm going to make him even more evil!
SIGN    Menacing
[11:57] girl
    Wah, he's come back!
[12:01] girl
    Wizard-sama!
[12:04] girl
    Love, love, love you!
[12:09] girl
    Wizard-sama!
[12:11] wiz
    Silence, swine.
[12:14] nag
    Wow, Wizard-sama's popularity
    is through the roof!
SIGN    Planet of the Maids
[12:17] nag
    Ozaki-kun!
[12:19] oza
    But he's doing such horrible things.
[12:21] nag
    He's evil, but I think people like
    the fact that he's true to himself.
[12:26] nag
    See?
SIGN    Alpha
SIGN    Wizard-sama's seriously cool
SIGN    Alpha
SIGN    Wizard-sama's
    seriously cool
SIGN    Lazy
SIGN    Silence, swine.
[12:31] ---
    Oh, come on...
[12:31] ---
    Is your heart throbbing?
SIGN    Gent with specs
SIGN    I am the Wizard!!!!!!!
SIGN    Moenyan
SIGN     Wizard-sama!
    Is too cool!!
     Wizard-sama!
     Is too cool!!
[12:32] ---
    It totally is!
[12:33] ---
    Throb, throb, throb, throb!
SIGN    Girl with glasses
SIGN    Wizard-sama!! Wizard-sama!!
SIGN    brrr
SIGN    Matsu Suguru sucks
[12:35] maid
    Here you go. Your heartthrob café au lait!
[12:38] nag
    Thank mew.
[12:39] oza
    Dammit!
[12:43] old
    Oh, my. Heel, boy, heel!
[12:52] oza
    This is it.
[12:54] oza
    I can use this to bring
    the Wizard's popularity down.
[12:56] sugu
    I won't let you do as you please!
SIGN    Mwahaha
[13:00] wiz
    You're all bark and no bite.
[13:02] wiz
    The only one who can stop me is me!
[13:05] sugu
    We'll see about that! Go...
SIGN    Bam
[13:09] sugu
    Darbobble!
[13:10] dar
    This is mutting to me!
[13:12] sugu
    Nullify his hold on everyone!
[13:16] all
    I'm awake!
[13:18] sug
    How do you like that, Wizard?
[13:19] sug
    Wait, what?
SIGN    Run
SIGN    Run
SIGN    Run
SIGN    Run
[13:23] wiz
    I can't handle dogs! Help me, please!
[13:28] nag
    How about all this Wizard merch?
[13:31] oza
    But why is there even Wizard merch?!
[13:34] nag
    Well, you see...
[13:35] nag
    People loved him running from the dog.
[13:37] nag
    His popularity has skyrocketed even further!
[13:40] all
    Wizard-sama's so cute!
[13:42] oza
    I'm going to go for the jugular next time.
[13:45] nag
    Huh? What?
[13:46] oza
    Even more evil...
[13:52] sak
    Not losing official matches is one thing,
    but he doesn't even lose scrimmages.
[13:56] tsu
    That's his fifth goal today.
[13:58] tsu
    He doesn't hold back.
[14:00] sat
    Dammit! These mittens!
[14:02] sat
    Mittens! Mittens!
[14:05] sak
    Ozaki again?
[14:07] sak
    He's been coming here every day.
[14:09] tsu
    He must have a lot of time on his hands.
    He doesn't do any club activities.
[14:13] sak
    Don't you think he looks livid?
[14:16] yos
    His face always looks like that.
[14:18] oza
    Aoy...
[14:19] sugu
    ...ue Wizard! I will never accept
    your evil existence!
[14:24] wiz
    If you think all I can do is
    control people, you're mistaken!
[14:29] wiz
    I have never lost a fight!
[14:33] wiz
    Blue Punish!
[14:38] sugu
    The town's in danger!
[14:40] wiz
    Puh-Puh-Puh-Punish!
SIGN    Boom
[14:47] wiz
    The world has gotten
    a little bit cleaner again.
SIGN    Results of the second "I'm Going to Save This World!!" popularity contest!!
[14:52] tsu
    Here are the results
     of the popularity contest!
SIGN    place
SIGN    votes
SIGN    Blue Wizard
[14:56] tsu
    In first place with 8,531 votes: Wizard!
SIGN    Matsu Suguru
SIGN    Darbobble
[15:01] tsu
    In second place: Matsu Suguru
    with 2245 votes. Third, Darbobble.
[15:07] tsu
    Wizard-sama's so good!
[15:09] sak
    Let me see this week's Wizard already!
[15:14] oza
    So be it! He'll become the ultimate evil...
SIGN    Big Bang
[15:19] oza
    ...and vanish along with the entire planet!
[15:22] nag
    Ozaki-kun...
SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!!
[15:24] nag
    No destroying the planet.
[15:27] nag
    Otherwise, nobody can save the world.
[15:28] oza
    But...
[15:29] nag
    Rejected.
[15:32] oza
    Then, how about this?
[15:38] wiz
    All the women of the world are mine!
SIGN    Gonz
[15:45] nag
    Ozaki-kun, I have bad news
    about this week's chapter.
SIGN    I'm Going to
    Save This World!!
[15:50] nag
    Its popularity is in free fall.
[15:52] nag
    The female fan base has reacted very badly
    to seeing the Wizard be a playboy.
[15:59] nag
    This is bad.
[16:01] oza
    So you mean Wizard's popularity
    has plummeted?
[16:04] nag
    Yes.
[16:07] oza
    There it is! I finally did it!
[16:10] oza
    Take that, Wizard!
[16:14] nag
    Ozaki-kun, do you realize
     what you're saying?
SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!!
[16:18] nag
    This might be your manga,
    but it's also a product of our company.
[16:23] nag
    This isn't a hobby or a game.
[16:27] nag
    Ozaki-kun.
[16:29] nag
    With an anime on the way,
    we cannot let the series tank.
[16:35] zai
    Hey, Aoyama!
[16:37] zai
    You don't need that for practice!
SIGN    Gonz
[16:41] oza
    A Gonz*? Is he following the series, too?
[16:45] aoy
    This is four eyes-san's.
[16:47] oza
    It's ironic.
SIGN    Blue Wizard
SIGN    Matsu Suguru
[16:49] oza
    The wizard who's modeled on Aoyama*
    has totally usurped the main character.
[16:55] aoY
    Satou-san was saying something
    about mittens, wasn't he?
[16:58] zai
    Don't ask me!
[16:58] (Flashback) nag
    Anyway, regaining Wizard-sama's
    popularity is priority number one.
[17:06] oza
    I'm a genius manga author!
[17:09] oza
    This is a piece of cake!
SIGN    I'm Going to Save This World!!
[17:14] sugu
    Today's the day I will finally beat you!
[17:18] gru
    Garudo Death Gold!
SIGN    Boom
SIGN    Whoosh
[17:26] gur
    The ruler of this world
    won't be that wizard!
[17:30] sugu
    What?!
[17:31] gru
    It'll be me,
[17:34] gru
    Garudo-sama!
[17:38] wiz
    Matsu Suguru.
[17:40] wiz
    Shall we momentarily
     put our fight on hold?
[17:44] wiz
    I don't like that muscle head.
[17:46] sugu
    You want me to team up with you?
[17:49] wzi
    It's decided, then.
[17:51] sugu
    It's a temporary truce.
[17:54] oza
    How's that? The rivals are teaming
    up in this heated encounter!
[17:59] oza
    Love it! Love it!
[18:03] tsu
    They jumped the shark.
[18:05] tsu
    The author just doesn't get it.
[18:09] tsu
    It doesn't make any sense for Wizard-sama
    to team up with that loser, Suguru!
[18:15] oza
    Suguru, a loser?
[18:16] yos
    I bet it's just an attempt to
    recapture the female fan base
[18:19] yos
    after Wizard-sama made
    all those women wait on him.
[18:23] oza
    You people know nothing!
[18:25] oza
    I'm going to take your oh-so-important
    reader opinion to heart
[18:28] oza
    and make you choke on your words!
SIGN    Roar
[18:36] sugu
    Wizard!
[18:38] wiz
    I'm fine!
[18:39] sugu
    What? You're tiny!
[18:41] wiz
    I'm tired.
[18:43] sugu
    Don't die! Not on my shoulder!
[18:47] oza
    What do you think, girls?!
    Isn't mini Wizard super cute?!
[18:51] oza
    Love it! Love it!
[18:54] girl
    What is this? It's horrible!
[18:57] girl
    The shrunken Wizard-sama's going to die!
[19:01] oza
    What? That was supposed to be funny!
[19:05] girl
    I can't read this!
[19:08] oza
    Dammit! What will make them happy?!
[19:11] oza
    No, believe in yourself!
[19:13] oza
    If I put all of my
    manga-writing powers into it,
[19:15] oza
    I can recover the series' popularity!
SIGN    I will protect you!
SIGN    Bomb
[19:19] yos
    What happened to his phobia of dogs?
SIGN    Badump
SIGN    Su-gu-ru
[19:27] girls
    So last year! Is this author stupid?!
[19:29] wiz
    For you, I'd gladly lay down my life!
[19:33] all
    Who even are you?
[19:37] oza
    Wizard. Wizard.
[19:39] all
    He doesn't get it. He doesn't get it.
[19:42] all
    Is the author dumb?
[19:44] oza
    I don't know what's right
    and what's wrong anymore,
[19:47] oza
    even though I'm the one who created Wizard.
[19:52] oza
    He reads the series, too!
[19:54] oza
    I'm going to ask him directly!
[19:56] oza
    Oh, that's this week's issue!
[19:59] oza
    The next page is I'm Going to Save This World!!
[20:02] oza**
    Read it already!
[20:03] oza
    Turn the page!
SIGN    I'm Going to
    Save This World!!
[20:06] ---
    At last!
[20:10] all
    Aoyama!
[20:12] sak
    Did you read this week's Gonz?
[20:14] sak
    Huh?
[20:15] tsu
    Why is Ozaki in a freshman classroom?
[20:18] yosh
    Weirdo.
[20:19] oza
    You! Why did you skip
    I'm Going to Save This World!!?
[20:24] sak
    Isn't it obvious if you're a fan?
[20:27] sak
    Lately, Wizard-sama's such
    a tool, it's unbearable.
[20:30] yos
    Especially to true fans.
[20:32] tsu
    True love is skipping reading it!
[20:35] oza
    I can't do it. I can't do it by myself.
[20:39] oza
    To write Wizard... to do that...
[20:44] oza
    I need your help, Aoyama!
[20:48] aoy
    Um...
[20:50] aoy
    I skipped I'm Going to Save This World!!
[20:53] aoy
    because I don't read it.
[20:57] aoy
    I don't like the art style.
[21:01] oza
    Why, you!
SIGN    Boom
[21:05] sugu
    Bastard!
[21:07] sugu
    I thought we were putting our fight on hold!
[21:10] wiz
    You ugly stain! I'm the hell-fiend
    of the wizarding world, Blue Wizard!
[21:16] wiz
    Trusting me means
    something's wrong with you!
[21:20] wiz
    Come forth, Evil Azure Orb!
[21:24] wiz
    Blue-Blue Punish!
SIGN    Zoom
[21:27] sugu
    You traitor!
SIGN    Boom
[21:35] girl
    So noble.
[21:36] tsu
    This is it! This is the revival
    of Wizard-sama we wanted!
[21:44] oza
    You've all got a screw loose.
[23:26] oda
    Ah!
[23:28] oda
    So close!
SIGN    Aoyama Life
SIGN    Next episode
SIGN    Odagiri-san Can't Get It In

Season 1

7 - Odagiri-san Can't Get It In

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[00:04] guy
    Oh, nice shot!
[00:08] aoy
    Hey.
[00:09] guy
    Oh, how interesting.
    Let's see you take a shot!
[00:15] guy
    Why did you dodge that?!
[00:18] aoy
    I forgot to put on my gloves.
[00:19] kir
    Dude, can't you do something
    about your germaphobia?!
[00:22] kir
    Is there anything you can
    touch with your bare hands?!
[00:22] girL
    Kirishima-kun, I'm borrowing your ball.
[00:28] kir
    Odagiri!
[00:31] guys
    It's Odagiri.
[00:32] kir
    As pretty as ever today.
[00:33] kir
    Mio-chan!
[00:34] kir
    Odagiri is a popular girl and
    a starter on the girls' basketball team.
[00:38] kir
    However...
[00:40] kir
    ...she rarely gets it in the basket.
SIGN    #07
SIGN    Odagiri-san Can't Get It In
[02:22] oDA
    Wow, you're so good!
[02:24] oDA
    Kirishima-kun!
[02:27] oDA
    You're on the basketball team,
    so don't let him outshine you.
[02:31] oDA
    Good luck!
[02:35] kir
    Right!
[02:37] all
    Mio-chan!
[02:39] kir
    Where did you all come from?
    Those words of encouragement were for me!
[02:57] kir
    Are you some kind of
    one-man shooting machine?!
[03:00] oda
    Aoyama-kun, you're amazing!
[03:03] oda
    How are you so good at shooting
    when you play soccer, not basketball?
[03:07] aoy
    Feeling.
[03:07] oda
    "Feeling"?
[03:09] oda
    But it must be harder to feel the ball
     with gloves on! Amazing!
[03:12] oda
    I'm actually really bad at shooting.
[03:15] oda
    Hey, can I call you "master"?
[03:18] oda
    I want to steal your technique!
[03:21] gir
    She's with Aoyama... So annoying.
[03:23] girs
    Odagiri, it's our turn now.
[03:25] oda
    Coming.
[03:27] oda
    Later, master!
[03:34] guys
    Hey, Aoyama. Not even you can do this.
[03:36] guys
    Don't you dare...
[03:38] guys
    ...try to steal the march on us!
[03:39] aoy
    You're too close.
[03:40] gir
    You're such a weirdo.
[03:41] kir
    Listen, Class 1-3's Odagiri Mio has
    the best figure among first-year girls
[03:46] kir
    and the cutest looks to go with it!
[03:48] kir
    For all us freshmen boys,
    she's the girl of our dreams!
[03:51] kir
    She's a starter on
    the basketball team already,
[03:53] kir
    and during practice, the sweet scent
     of her shampoo fills the gym!
[03:57] guy
    She's cheerful and has
    a great temperament.
[03:59] guy
    And she eats heartily, too!
[04:02] guy
    And last but not least,
[04:05] guy
    that smile!
[04:06] all
    It's the best!
[04:07] kir
    For us, Odagiri is...
[04:09] guy
    ...an idol we can be around at school!
[04:11] all
    Mio-chan!
[04:15] coa
    Boys, what are you doing?
    You're playing a game next!
[04:18] coa
    Divide into teams already!
[04:20] coa
    You too, Aoyama!
[04:22] coa
    You can clean after the game is over!
[04:37] mok
    Aoyama-kun is good at basketball, too!
[04:40] shio
    I don't get how he can even do PE...
SIGN    Observer (feigning illness)
[04:44] kir
    Match 2 for the girls is about to start.
[04:46] kir
    Let's all cheer for Odagiri!
[04:50] boys
    Good luck!
[04:51] boys
    Odagiri, do your best!
[04:51] boys
    You can do it!
[04:56] girl
    Look at the boys going gaga over her
    just because she's got a decent face.
[05:00] gir"
    Yeah.
[05:01] girl
    Besides, I don't know how anybody
    can think a girl that big is cute.
[05:05] gir2
    You can say that again.
[05:07] gir3
    Talk about an attitude problem...
[05:08] gir4
    Odagiri, don't let them get to you.
[05:11] oda
    Oh crap, have you all noticed how
    much bigger they've gotten lately?
[05:16] oda
    Boing!
[05:17] gir4
    That's not what they were talking about!
[05:20] all
    Don't lose, Odagiri!
[05:23] girl
    Stupid boys.
[05:25] girl
    What?!
[05:27] boy
    What a move!
[05:29] kir
    I told you.
    Odagiri's a starter on the girls' team!
[05:32] kir
    On top of her perfect physique,
    her athletic ability is top notch, too!
[05:35] kir
    Except...
[05:39] oda
    There! Now, maybe? How about this?
[05:42] kir
    She can't shoot the ball to save her life.
[05:45] girl
    What's this? She's just tall.
    She sucks at shooting!
[05:50] oda
    So close!
[05:50] girl
    It was nowhere near!
    How stupidly optimistic can you get?!
[05:54] kir
    She really can't score, huh?
[05:55] kir
    But I hear she stays after practice to train.
[06:00] guy
    Well, everyone's got their
    strengths and weaknesses.
[06:06] girL
    Here!
[06:06] girL
    Okay!
[06:09] boy
    Yamakawa and Shiratori aren't even on the
    basketball team, but they're pretty good.
[06:15] ---
    Nice!
[06:16] ---
    Yay!
[06:18] yam
    Right now, we're too busy working
    part-time to be part of any clubs.
[06:22] yam
    Welcome.
[06:23] yam
    But we played basketball
    all the way through middle school!
[06:26] gir
    Yamakawa-san!
[06:29] guy
    Yamakawa takes a mid-range jumper!
[06:33] kir
    Odagiri's doing her best,
    but this match might be a tough one.
[06:38] gir3
    Sorry, Odagiri. We're holding you back.
[06:41] oda
    It's totally fine!
    We're just getting started!
[06:45] oda
    The next one's going in!
[06:47] yam
    You missed again!
[06:49] shi
    Who's the one holding
    the team back exactly?
[06:53] kir
    Odagiri, don't worry about it.
    Just keep on shooting!
[07:00] yam
    Lucky! My ball! My ball!
[07:03] oda
    I won't let you!
[07:07] gir3
    Odagiri!
[07:08] gir4
    Mio-chan, are you okay?!
[07:10] oda
    Ow. I guess I couldn't reach it, after all.
[07:17] (Flashback) coa
    If only you could shoot...
[07:20] (Flashback) oda
    At this rate, your place in
    the starting lineup might be at risk.
[07:32] oda
    Master?
[07:35] oda
    What should I do?
[07:37] oda
    What do I need to make them go in?
[07:39] yam
    You wish there was a quick fix...
[07:47] kir
    What's with the silence?
[07:52] girL
    You're staring way too hard.
[07:59] aoy
    Feeling.
[08:03] oda
    That's the same thing you said earlier!
[08:06] aoy
    Feeling. Feeling.
[08:10] cao
    Odagiri, are you okay?
[08:12] oda
    Y-Yes! I'm fine!
[08:18] shi
    Kanna!
[08:19] yam
    Okay!
[08:21] guy
    She cut it out!
[08:22] gy2
    Wow!
[08:22] guy3
    A fast break from Odagiri!
[08:24] shi
    Oh, crap!
[08:25] yam
    It's fine. She'll miss for sure!
[08:28] yam
    Let's get the rebound.
[08:30] kir
    Don't tell me...
[08:33] oda
    "Feeling."
[08:34] oda
    You mean I should listen to my instincts,
[08:38] oda
    reach for the basket,
[08:39] oda
    and dunk it in, right?
[08:42] kir
    Go!
[08:44] oda
    Master!
[09:09] oda
    I did it!
[09:10] both
    No, you didn't!
[09:12] both
    That was Aoyama's doing!
[09:13] oda
    Master, I did it! That was
    what you meant, right?
[09:16] all
    Nice shot, Mio-chan!
[09:19] coa
    That doesn't count, obviously!
[09:24] guy
    Aoyama really is something else.
[09:27] guy
    And it's like he turned it up another notch
    for the last five minutes!
[09:34] coa
    Aoyama, if you're a man,
    ram them with your body!
[09:39] guy
    That would be a foul, sir.
[09:41] mik
    Never letting anyone touch him...
    That's Aoyama-kun, all right.
[09:45] guys
    Nice shot!
[09:49] coa
    Aoyama! That's the part where you high five!
[09:52] coa
    Join in the celebrations!
[09:53] guys
    That's right!
[09:55] aoy
    No, thank you.
[09:57] all
    Oh! Mio-chan!
[10:03] oda
    Th-This is it! The power of "feeling"!
[10:08] all
    A slam dunk from Odagiri!
[10:11] kir
    Amazing, Odagiri!
[10:13] oda
    I got it in!
[10:15] gir4
    Good for you.
[10:17] oda
    Master, did you see that?
[10:20] oda
    I think I'm starting to get it!
[10:22] oda
    This is all thanks to your tutelage!
[10:24] aoy
    I didn't actually do anything.
[10:27] aoy
    Come on, now.
[10:29] aoy
    You're being too humble.
[10:36] kir
    Odagiri, did you just touch Aoyama?
[10:41] gir
    Hey, don't go randomly touching Aoyama!
    Can't you see how much he hates it?!
[10:46] oDA
    What? Really?
[10:48] oDA
    Master, I'm sorry.
[10:53] gir
    What? You're fine?!
[10:55] kir
    Could it be that you're...
[10:57] gir
    ...fine with touching now?
[10:58] both
    No, you're the same as always.
[11:02] both
    Then, what's changed?
[11:03] both
    Only Odagiri's allowed to touch?
[11:04] both
    No way...
[11:05] both
    Is she special to him?
[11:07] both
    I-Is he in love with her?!
[11:13] tsu
    What's the meaning of this?
[11:16] tsu
    I just saw something good.
[11:19] tsu
    I just witnessed a huge scoop
    with my own eyes!
[11:25] tsu
    Keep this between us, but Aoyama...
[11:30] guy
    Seriously?!
[11:31] ---
    Is that true?
SIGN    Super
SIGN    Positive
SIGN    Odagiri Mio
SIGN    Feeling
SIGN    Kirishima
SIGN    Ariga Sayaka
SIGN    We're Class 5!
SIGN    I'm in Class 2, dammit
[11:47] all
    So you're Aoyama?!
[11:49] guys
    They're the basketball team seniors.
[11:52] guys
    I hope they're not here to beat up Aoyama!
[11:54] guy
    If you make Odagiri cry, you will pay!
[11:58] guy2
    P-Please calm down.
    Class is about to start.
[12:03] guy
    We'll be back!
[12:05] gir
    This has totally blown up.
[12:06] guy
    Aoyama and Odagiri, huh?
[12:08] guy2
    I hear Odagiri isn't against the idea, either.
[12:11] gir
    The two most popular people in
    school might work well together.
[12:15] all
    Aoyama and Odagiri would
    be the ultimate couple?!
SIGN    Team Aoyama + Moka
[12:21] doc
    A lot of the girls are leaving early today...
[12:24] guy
    Team Aoyama has been decimated.
[12:28] team
    I can't anymore.
[12:29] team
    It's over.
[12:30] team
    Hang in there.
[12:32] yur
    This might be the end for us.
[12:34] cap
    What, why?
[12:37] cap
    I don't get it.
[12:43] mok
    I had my own insignificance
    rubbed in my face.
[12:47] coa
    G-Gotou-chan.
[12:49] mok
    Why are you gorging yourself while crying?
[12:53] mok
    L-Lately, my appetite's
    gone through the roof.
SIGN    Big Boobs
    Monthly
SIGN    Soy
    Milk
[12:57] zai
    Hey, Aoyama.
[12:59] zai
    So have you...
[13:01] zai
    ...held hands yet?
[13:05] zai
    What was that sigh for?!
[13:13] girl
    What's our next class?
[13:15] oda
    Master!
[13:23] all
    Oh, look at the famous couple! So intense!
[13:31] oad
    He left.
[13:33] gir
    Well, of course he did, with all this ruckus.
[13:41] aya
    Yeah, and then...
[13:46] aoy
    Ariga Sayaka.
[13:48] aoy
    Will you shake my hand?
[13:52] aya
    What?
[13:53] aya
    You want to shake hands? What?!
[13:57] aya
    Well, if you insist.
[14:00] aya
    There.
[14:03] aya
    Stop making fun of me!
[14:08] aya
    Someone help! Aoyama collapsed!
[14:11] aoy
    Why?
[14:12] kir
    What are you doing?!
[14:15] guy
    Someone go fetch a teacher!
[14:21] guy
    Bam!
[14:24] guy
    Champion!
[14:25] guy
    Aoyama, you're next.
[14:27] aoy
    Never, ever.
[14:30] kir
    You idiot. As if Aoyama
    would ever arm wrestle.
[14:35] kir
    When you're as germaphobic as he is,
[14:36] kir
    I bet there are lots of
    normal things you can't do.
[14:40] oda
    Master!
[14:43] oda
    I scored 30 points in my last match!
[14:46] gir
    All of them by dunking.
[14:48] gir
    I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
[14:51] oda
    Don't praise me so much.
[14:53] gir
    Ever the optimist, huh?
[14:57] aoy
    Odagiri Mio.
[14:59] oda
    That's the first time you've said my name.
[15:07] kir
    That last game was amazing.
[15:10] kir
    Odagiri scored a lot of points.
[15:12] kir
    She's been practicing dunks
    the entire time.
[15:14] kir
    I'm glad.
[15:20] kir
    What's going on?!
[15:21] kir
    Aoyama, are you seriously
    okay with Odagiri?!
[15:24] guy
    Ready! Go!
[15:28] kir
    Wait, so you actually
    wanted to arm wrestle?!
[15:38] kir
    The desk is off-limits, but Odagiri's fine?
[15:41] kir
    Doesn't that mean...
[15:56] gir
    Odagiri, those huge things are loose!
[15:58] gir
    Cover up!
[15:59] gir
    Get a clue, girl!
[16:00] oda
    Wait, what? Things were just getting good!
[16:04] oda
    I can just fix it later.
[16:05] gil
    That's not the issue.
[16:07] gil
    Let's go.
[16:08] oda
    Bye, Master!
[16:11] guys
    Aoyama!
[16:13] guys
    Thanks, dude.
[16:28] cap
    Yum.
[16:34] all
    I'm so hungry.
[16:36] oda
    I can't believe I forgot my lunch.
[16:44] oda
    Master?
[16:46] oda
    Is this lunch for me?
[16:48] aoy
    Yes.
[16:50] aoy
    But in return, will you make
    a lunch for me tomorrow?
[16:54] all
    What?
[16:55] all
    Are these two...
[16:56] all
    ...seriously...
[16:58] all
    ...dating?!
[17:02] gir
    Hey! What's going on here?
[17:04] oda
    Master's lunch is so good...
[17:06] girl
    Listen, will you?!
[17:08] oda
    I must repay this debt in full tomorrow!
[17:15] all
    Seriously?
[17:16] all
    Don't push!
[17:20] all
    That's the principal's office.
[17:21] all
    Does he always eat here?
[17:30] oda
    Since I'm forever in your debt,
    I've poured my heart into this lunch!
[17:38] aoy
    It's huge.
[17:40] shi
    Do you really think you can eat
    something someone else has made?
[17:55] kir
    Hold it right there!
[17:57] kir
    We told you, no stealing the march!
[17:59] kir
    I want to eat Odagiri's food, too!
[18:02] all
    Me, too!
[18:05] kir
    So do you always eat in here?
[18:08] aoy
    Yes.
[18:10] guy
    I heard you were allowed to eat in here
    because you clean the room.
[18:14] kir
    This guy's trying to keep
    Odagiri all to himself.
[18:19] aoy
    Odagiri Mio...
[18:22] aoy
    Will you come watch our match this Sunday?
[18:29] kir
    I didn't know Aoyama was that aggressive.
[18:32] girl
    He's bold.
[18:37] kir
    I see this as a declaration of war.
[18:39] kir
    What will Odagiri say?
[18:42] opda
    I will! I'll do my best to learn!
[18:45] kir
    Are they meshing? Or aren't they?
[18:47] kir
    Are they just showing off?!
[18:54] sam
    All right, quest complete!
[18:56] gir
    Yay!
[18:59] gir
    San-chan, you seem down.
[19:01] shi
    Aoi Sanmyaku, it looks like
    you're having troubles of the heart.
[19:07] shi
    You're easy to read.
    You yearn for human contact.
[19:12] aoy
    That's not it.
[19:14] shio
    What isn't? Just so you know,
    love is life's biggest waste of time.
[19:20] shio
    All we should strive for is all-encompassing
[19:22] shio
    cleanliness.
[19:23] aoy
    No! That's not it at all!
[19:26] aoy
    It's not love or anything like that!
[19:29] aoy
    I just don't know why I was
    okay with being touched!
[19:36] sam
    "Touched"? What's he talking about?
[19:38] gir
    Who knows.
[19:39] shio
    I guess if he's that insistent,
    I'll believe him.
[19:43] shio
    But, uh, he's getting stronger and stronger.
[19:53] team
    Clean, clean, A-o-ya-ma...
[19:59] oda
    Master's doing his best, Yuu-chan!
[20:01] yuu
    Odagiri, doesn't him asking you to
    watch his match mean he likes you?
[20:02] oda
    Master!
[20:11] anno
    Fujimi High School takes the lead.
    As expected, he's the scorer!
[20:15] oda
    Master? And me?
[20:26] zai
    What's he doing?
[20:39] mok
    I see.
[20:42] mok
    Aoyama-kun has always wanted
    to do all these things.
[20:49] yuu
    Why don't you just date already?
[20:52] say
    What? You're not dating yet?
[20:54] kir
    I thought you two were all lovey-dovey!
[20:56] oda
    Uh, not really.
[20:58] team
    What? Seriously?!
[21:00] team
    You're not dating?
[21:01] team
    You're not all lovey-dovey?
[21:02] guy
    Oh, so they're not dating.
[21:05] yos
    Hm...
[21:05] tsu
    I have to spread this right away.
[21:07] ---
    Aoyama's not dating her, apparently.
SIGN    Aoyama's not dating her
[21:09] [SONG] txt
    I'm so relieved
[21:10] [SONG] txt
    I believed!
SIGN    I'll cheer extra hard now~
SIGN    They weren't being
    lovey-dovey, after all!!
[21:14] girL
    Now that we know that, let's make some noise!
[21:18] girL
    One, two!
[21:19] girL
    Clean, clean, Aoyama!
[21:23] girL
    Clean, clean, Aoyama!
[21:23] zai
    Hey, Gotou, are you okay?
[21:26] girL
    Clean, clean, Aoyama!
[21:27] mok
    I don't know if there are
    any romantic feelings there.
[21:32] mok
    But...
[21:34] mok
    Maybe Aoyama-kun's just doing everything
    he wants to do but can't with Odagiri-san.
[21:44] mok
    Aoyama-kun! The fact you were
    dying to do a high five is just...
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[21:50] mok
    ...too cute!
[21:52] mok
    It's too much!
[23:25] mok
    Cleaning, cleaning.
[23:35] guy
    I love you.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Umeya-kun Is Very Patient

Season 1

8 - Umeya-kun Is Very Patient

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[00:08] guy
    Whoa! Another throw from Umeya!
[00:11] guy
    You're pretty good for a freshman.
[00:14] ume
    Thanks.
[00:15] guy
    But how will you deal with this?!
[00:33] jin
    You've done well to endure our rigorous
    training regime to get to this point.
[00:36] jin
    Your judo skills are the real deal.
[00:39] jin
    I entrust Fujimi High School's
    judo team to you!
[00:42] jin
    The path to the top of Japan will
    no doubt be rocky and punishing,
[00:46] jin
    but I'm sure you can do it, Umeya Tsubasa!
[00:50] jin
    I know...
[00:55] jin
    I know that you can persevere!
SIGN    #08
SIGN    Umeya-kun Is Very Patient
[02:34] ume
    My name's Umeya. I'm a freshman, and I'm
    joining the soccer team from today.
[02:38] cap
    Umeya hasn't played soccer before,
    so teach him what you can, guys.
[02:43] all
    Yes, sir.
[02:44] ume
    I may not be worthy, but I am
    extremely grateful for your tutelage.
[02:50] tsu
    This guy's so freakin' stiff!
[02:55] jud
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[02:58] jud
    Hold it right there!
[03:03] jud
    What do you mean you're quitting
    the judo team, Umeya?!
[03:08] sak
    What's happening?
[03:09] tsu
    Why is the judo coach here?
[03:12] jud
    You were so serious about judo!
[03:15] jud
    Why are you switching to soccer
    all of a sudden?!
[03:18] jud
    You must have felt yourself
    improving and making great strides!
[03:23] jud
    Wait, was it my cool teaching style?
[03:28] jud
    Did you not like it?!
[03:31] sak
    What?
[03:32] tsu
    You mean overbearing, no?
[03:33] yos
    I can't believe he's actually
    asking that for real.
[03:37] jud
    No... No! No! No!
[03:39] jud
    I can see others doing this,
[03:41] jud
    but it doesn't make sense for
    someone with your perseverance!
[03:51] ume
    I'll carry that for you.
[03:53] jud
    What?!
[03:55] jud
    I-It can't be.
[03:56] jud
    You, an avatar of academic and athletic
    excellence, of austerity and fortitude,
[04:00] jud
    are doing this for a girl*?!
[04:03] mok
    Wh-Who are you?
[04:05] jud
    I've lost all respect for you, Umeya!
[04:08] jud
    As the judo coach, I cannot allow this!
[04:11] jud
    I don't like it, but I'll have to
    beat some sense into you!
[04:18] all
    Whoa, the new guy threw him!
[04:27] ume
    I'm sorry, sir, but my mind is made up.
SIGN    The Next Day
[04:45] oot
    What do you think of the new guy?
[04:48] sak
    What, you ask? It's dead obvious
    that he has a thing for Gotou-chan.
[04:53] tsu
    Poor guy.
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[04:55] tsu
    I mean, Gotou-chan's love
    for Aoyama is unshakable.
[05:02] sak
    He's giving her such a passionate stare,
    but she hasn't even noticed...
[05:07] yos
    He even quit judo, the sport
    he'd been playing all his life.
[05:12] zai
    Hey, new guy!
[05:14] zai
    If you're here for some ridiculous reason,
[05:17] zai
    haul your ass back
    to the judo team right now!
[05:20] zai
    We're serious about going to Nationals!
[05:26] ume
    I'm serious, too.
[05:28] zai
    That counts as "ridiculous"!
    Look at me when I'm talking to you!
[05:32] ish
    Nice shot, Aoyama!
[05:38] ume
    Aoyama...
[05:49] ume
    I'd like to face you, one-on-one.
[05:55] tsu
    Oh, the new guy challenged Aoyama!
[05:59] sak
    Well, this was to be expected, though.
[06:03] tsu
    A newbie taking on Aoyama
    is reckless behavior.
[06:07] jud
    I don't know about that.
[06:12] sak
    You're here again?
[06:14] jud
    No matter how strong
    an opponent Umeya's facing,
[06:18] jud
    he never panics or gets discouraged.
[06:20] jud
    And he refuses to give up to the very end.
[06:27] zai
    So close, new guy!
[06:29] tsu
    The tackle didn't work,
    but I'm amazed he even caught up to him.
[06:32] yos
    He's got amazing athletic ability.
[06:34] miwa
    Seriously. And remember, he was doing
    nothing but judo until yesterday.
[06:38] miwa
    He's quick on the uptake.
[06:40] jud
    He's the shining star of the judo team.
[06:43] miw
    Actually, he's ours now.
[06:52] jud
    Even if he's no match for his opponent now,
    he'll definitely win in the end.
[06:57] jud
    That's the kind of judo he champions.
[07:01] tsu
    Wait, don't you have your own practice now?
    What are you doing here?
[07:05] jud
    Umeya! Come back to the judo team!
[07:08] jud
    I'll always be waiting for your return!
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[07:15] miw
    His motivation may be questionable,
[07:19] miw
    but he looks game-ready.
[07:22] team
    A-o-ya-ma! Clean, clean!
[07:26] team
    A-o-ya-ma! Love!
[07:41] mok
    Wh-What is it?
[07:46] mok
    H-He's so tall.
[07:49] mok
    I'm scared.
[07:53] ume
    I'm the new guy, Umeya Tsubasa.
[07:58] ume
    I'll help.
[07:59] mok
    Huh?
[08:00] mok
    Th-Thank you.
[08:05] sak
    Oh!
[08:06] tsu
    What have we here?
[08:07] yos
    He's making a move.
[08:12] sak
    Looks like he plans to score brownie points
    with Gotou-chan by helping her clean.
[08:18] tsu
    But all that cleaning's for Aoyama
    in the first place.
[08:22] yos
    She's so admirable.
[08:24] all
    Yep.
[08:37] all
    Hey, Gotou-chan! This is the guy's bathroom!
[08:40] mok
    I was cleaning Aoyama-kun's toile—
[08:42] sak
    You can't come in
    when there are people in here!
[08:44] tsu
    You can't even when nobody's in here!
[08:46] yos
    No girls allowed!
[08:50] tsu
    Aoyama.
[09:00] ume
    Good morning.
[09:03] mok
    U-Umeya-kun?
[09:12] ume
    I'll help.
[09:15] mok
    U-Uh...
[09:35] ume
    I'll help.
[09:48] mok
    Umeya-kun, use these.
[09:52] mok
    I mean, if you're barehanded,
    your skin will get all rough.
[09:54] mok
    I always carry a spare pair, anyway,
    and they're cheap,
[09:58] mok
    and they're too big for me,
    but they should fit you.
[10:02] mok
    You don't have to return them!
    It's just as a thank you, or well...
[10:07] mok
    I'm happy to have you helping me out.
[10:18] ume
    Thank you.
[10:22] all
    Huh.
[10:23] all
    Huh.
[10:24] all
    Huh.
[10:25] sak
    He sure is relentless, isn't he?
[10:27] tsu
    All that cleaning you're helping with
    is something she does for Aoyama...
[10:33] yos
    This is just so...
[10:34] all
    Good luck, new guy!
[10:37] all
    We're cheering for your love!
SIGN    Ardent Umeya Support Group
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[10:46] mok
    All right.
[10:51] ume
    Gotou.
[11:03] sak
    That Aoyama!
[11:05] tsu
    He's cleaning the spot that
    Gotou-chan's already cleaned!
[11:14] ume
    Why do you like Aoyama so much?
[11:17] mok
    Huh?
[11:21] mok
    Well...
[11:24] mok
    By the time I realized...
[11:28] mok
    Before I knew it...
[11:30] mok
    I'd already started feeling this way.
[11:34] ume
    I'm the same.
[11:48] ume
    Hey, Aoyama!
[11:58] all
    A direct confrontation?!
[12:04] ume
    Gotou's already cleaned that sink.
[12:09] aoy
    I see.
[12:11] aoy
    Thank you,
[12:13] aoy
    Gotou Moka.
[12:17] aoy
    But I can't relax unless I do it myself.
[12:23] all
    You idiot!
[12:25] aoy
    Four eyes-san.
[12:26] tsu
    This is why you are just so...
[12:29] all
    Yep.
[12:30] tsu
    You're denser than lead!
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[12:31] ume
    Gotou.
[12:34] ume
    Your feelings...
[12:40] ume
    I'll help them come true.
SIGN    You just need to win in the end
SIGN    Umeya Tsubasa
SIGN    Umeya, come back to the judo team!
SIGN    Jinnai Daisuke
SIGN    Cat Festival
[12:49] ume
    Aoyama, this weekend,
    the zoo in Inugashira Park
[12:54] ume
    is going to hold a cat festival
    overflowing with cats.
[12:59] ume
    Wanna come?
[13:01] ume
    With Gotou and me?
[13:04] ume
    This is it.
[13:05] sak
    Four eyes, Yocchi...
    What do you make of Umeya?
[13:08] tsu
    I'm not sure.
[13:12] yos
    He's supposed to like Gotou-chan,
[13:15] yos
    but he's gone out of his way
    to invite Aoyama to the zoo.
[13:21] tsu
    Wait! That turd!
[13:23] tsu
    Under the guise of rooting for her,
    he'll force her into a bad decision.
[13:27] tsu
    "Rejected!"
[13:28] tsu
    Then he plans to console the brokenhearted
    Gotou-chan and make her his own!
[13:33] all
    That bastard!
[13:36] tsiu
    He's so smart.
[13:38] sak
    Yeah.
[13:38] yos
    Isn't he just?
[13:40] all
    Not the point!
    That's not happening on our watch!
[13:55] yos
    Looks like it's come to this.
[13:57] sak
    As her seniors, we have no choice
    but to protect Gotou-chan!
[14:03] mok
    I-I'm about to go on*
    a d-date with Aoyama-kun.
[14:09] mok
    I'm so nervous, I could die at any moment!
[14:14] ume
    Aoyama.
[14:20] ume
    I think it's still too early
    to bring those out.
[14:22] aoy
    Really?
[14:27] ume
    The cat festival isn't starting for a while.
    Why don't we go look at some other animals?
[14:33] ume
    Gotou, you'll get lost
    if you don't walk with us.
[14:37] mok
    Oh no, my old habit!
[14:45] aoy
    So huge.
[14:48] aoy
    So tiny.
[14:51] aoy
    It moved.
[14:54] aoy
    It won't move.
[14:56] sak
    What is it with them?
[14:59] tsu
    Gotou-chan's looking at Aoyama,
    and Umeya's looking at Gotou-chan.
[15:02] yos
    Only Aoyama's actually
    looking at the animals!
[15:13] ume
    Gotou...
[15:16] ume
    Since you're here with Aoyama and all,
    why don't you talk to him?
[15:21] mok
    I... I...
[15:24] mok
    I-I'm so nervous, I don't know what to shay.
[15:28] ume
    Don't worry.
[15:30] ume
    Just tell him whatever is on your mind.
[15:35] ume
    Be honest.
[15:37] tsu
    I knew it!
[15:39] tsu
    He's trying to make her
    confess her feelings!
[15:42] ume
    It's almost time for the cat festival.
SIGN    Cat Cat House
[15:45] guy
    All right. This is the cat festival
    where you can play with the cats!
[15:49] guy
    Everybody, please enjoy
    playing with all the kitties!
[15:59] guy
    H-Hey! Please don't hog all the cats!
[16:02] guy
    But this person's got some amazing
    skills with those cat toys!
[16:06] mok
    Cute.
[16:16] oda
    Master!
[16:18] aoy
    Odagiri Mio.
[16:19] guy
    You, too! Please don't hog the cats!
[16:24] oda
    Fancy meeting you here.
    You're a cat person, too, huh?
SIGN    High five memory!
[16:33] oda
    Heya.
[16:37] mok
    Odagiri-san?
[16:48] yos
    This is chaos.
[16:52] tsu
    Umeya likes Gotou-chan, and she likes Aoyama.
[16:56] sak
    The three of them were already a weird group.
[16:58] sak
    Now, on top of that,
    Odagiri's been thrown into the mix, too.
[17:02] oda
    It was a real surprise to find out
    that you like cats, master.
[17:06] oda
    But they're so cute, aren't they?
[17:08] mok
    Odagiri-san really is cute.
[17:11] mok
    And she's got a great figure to go
    with her cheerful and energetic nature.
[17:16] oda
    I'm sorry.
[17:19] mok
    She can even touch Aoyama-kun.
[17:22] guy
    What the hell is this?
[17:23] guy2
    Stop with the mushy stuff!
[17:27] guy
    Huh? You got a problem?!
[17:33] sak
    This is weird. Umeya's supposed
    to be a whiz at judo.
[17:42] mok
    I need to protect Aoyama-kun!
[17:52] oda
    All right! Everybody, run!
[18:03] oda
    That was so scary.
[18:05] oda
    Gotou-san, you can run so fast!
    You're amazing!
[18:08] mok
    Huh? I'm not, uh, thank you!
[18:12] mok
    She's so nice. She's a thousand times
    more suitable for Aoyama-kun.
[18:31] yuu
    Could it be that he's...
[18:36] ume
    Before we leave,
    shouldn't we have a go on those boats?
[18:39] oda
    Count me in!
[18:42] oda
    Let's go, Yuu-chan!
[18:48] jud
    Umeya!
[18:50] oda
    There!
[18:55] oda
    Oh! Master!
[18:58] ume
    I'm sorry, but please
    don't interrupt those two.
[19:03] oda
    Huh?
[19:07] oda
    Wow!
[19:09] yuu
    Hey, you like Gotou-san, don't you?
[19:14] yuu
    Why are you trying to set them up?
[19:23] mok
    I...
[19:25] mok
    I'm here with Aoyama-kun, but I haven't
    been able to say a single word.
[19:32] mok
    Being with me must be so boring.
[19:36] mok
    I bet he would've preferred to
    ride with Odagiri-san.
[19:42] ---
    I...
[19:44] ume
    Hey, Gotou!
[19:52] tsu
    What's going on?
[19:53] tsu
    Dammit, we're too far away.
    I can't hear anything!
[19:55] tsu
    Faster, you guys!
[19:57] sak
    Then you peddle, too!
[20:02] ume
    How was today? Did you have fun?
[20:11] mok
    Umeya-kun...
[20:15] mok
    Good luck.
[20:18] mok
    Just tell him whatever is on your mind.
[20:26] moka
    A-Aoyama-kun.
[20:30] ume
    Be honest.
[20:33] moka
    I-I haven't been able to say anything all day,
[20:39] moka
    but I really had a lot of fun today!
[20:46] tsu
    Don't tell me...
[20:49] tsu
    Is Umeya seriously rooting for those two?
[20:53] mok
    I had fun!
[20:56] aoy
    I see.
[20:58] oda
    Fishies. Fishies.
[20:59] yuu
    You...
[21:01] ume
    I just want to protect her feelings.
[21:07] yuu
    So you'd be fine if they dated?
[21:10] ume
    Yes.
[21:16] ume
    As long as I can be buried
    alongside her, I'm fine.
[21:20] yuu
    What kind of long-term plan is that?!
[21:23] ume
    Not every couple is destined to marry.
[21:27] ume
    I just have to be patient
    until the time comes.
[21:34] jud
    That's the man I put my
    faith in: Umeya Tsubasa!
[21:39] jud
    That's what I love about you!
    Your unwavering perseverance!
[23:28] mak
    I understand how you feel.
[23:30] mak
    Right now, what the soccer team needs...
[23:33] mak
    ...is a training camp.
SIGN    Next time
SIGN    Miwa-chan Wants to Do a Training Camp

Season 1

9 - Miwa-chan Wants to Do a Training Camp

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[00:00] miw
    Wait, Makio!
[00:02] mak
    Right now, even the Inter-High
    isn't a pipe dream for us.
[00:05] miw
    But I also know that
    we won't make it like this.
[00:09] mak
    I understand how you feel.
[00:15] miw
    You should know what our team needs.
[00:20] mak
    Right now, what the soccer team needs...
[00:23] mak
    ...is a training camp.
[00:25] TV
    Next time, on Soccer Boyfriend*:
SIGN    Soccer
SIGN    Boyfriend
SIGN    That's It! Let's go to a training camp!
[00:26] TV
    
"That's it! Let's go to a training camp."
[00:28] TV
    Enjoy!
SIGN    Happy
[00:29] miw
    That's it! Let's go to a training camp!
SIGN    #09
SIGN    Miwa-chan Wants to
    Do a Training Camp
[02:07] all
    A training camp?!
[02:08] ish
    A training camp, huh?
    I guess we've never done one.
[02:13] Oot
    There was no point since we were so weak.
[02:16] tsu
    We've been miraculously lucky
    to make it this far.
[02:19] miw
    If we want to turn that miraculous luck
    into deserved victories,
[02:22] miw
    we must improve our skills, physical ability,
    and mental strength at once.
[02:28] zai
    Then we should just do it
    at our summer villa.
[02:31] miw
    That's my Kaocchi! You know what's up!
[02:34] ish
    Zaizen.
[02:35] zai
    No need to thank me.
    Anything to make our team better.
[02:39] ish
    Can I bring my girlfriend?
[02:42] yos
    I want to bring my grandma.
[02:44] sat
    I want to bring my dog and parakeet.
[02:46] zia
    You guys are ridiculous! Just shut it!
[02:50] aoy
    I won't go.
[02:51] all
    Why not?!
[02:53] sak
    Taking a bath together after practice!
[02:57] sak
    Sleeping in a big pile in the hall!
[02:59] sak
    Having secret pillow fights!
[03:02] sak
    What could be better than that?!
[03:05] aoy
    I don't want any of that.
[03:08] zai
    Damn them all.
[03:12] zai
    Welcome home, Daddy. You're back early.
[03:15] dad
    That I am.
[03:16] dad
    I heard you're going to a training camp.
[03:19] zai
    Y-Yes.
[03:21] dad
    You don't have any talent for soccer.
    Going to a training camp is pointless.
[03:28] dad
    You do know what I'm talking about, right?
[03:31] dad
    I'll make the opponents' goal bigger.
[03:34] zai
    Wha?
[03:35] dad
    Then you'll be able to score lots more goals.
[03:38] zai
    Hey, call the prime minister.
    We're changing the rules of soccer!
[03:41] kar
    Are you stupid?
[03:43] kar
    You're coddling Brother far too much, Father.
[03:49] zai
    Karin!
[03:50] kar
    That said, going to Nationals is his dream.
[03:54] kar
    I'll do all I can to help,
    though it may not be much.
[03:56] dad
    Karin.
[03:59] dad
    You are so cute! The cutest in
    the world, no, in the universe!
[04:05] kar
    I'm already in 9th grade!
[04:05] dad
    Fly my angel, fly!
[04:07] kar
    Hey, put me down! Put me down!
[04:09] dad
    I am so overwhelmed!
[04:10] kar
    Hey! S-Stop!
[04:12] dad
    Karin!
[04:14] dad
    Who are you?
[04:15] miw
    Kaocchi!
[04:17] zai
    Coach? What are you doing here?
[04:20] miw
    I decided to ask for your sister's help.
SIGN    Documentary Zaizen Kaoru & Aoyama-kun
[04:30] sak
    What is this?
[04:31] tsu
    The other clubs are coming, too?
[04:33] kar
    I invited them.
[04:36] kar
    I also arranged for a pro camera crew to
    record you have the time of your life.
[04:41] rik
    Where's Narita?
[04:42] gir
    Who knows.
[04:44] nar
    There's a limited-time sea quest
    in Monstrosity Hunter.
[04:46] nar
    I don't have time for a training camp.
[04:49] moka
    Aoyama-kun isn't here.
[04:51] sak
    Taking the bus would be hard for him.
[04:54] tsu
    You're quite close to your neighbor.
[04:56] yos
    He might be taking his bike.
[04:58] tsu
    Or not come at all.
[05:03] all
    Wh-What's happening?!
[05:05] all
    A-Aoyama?
[05:09] tsu
    What's going on?
[05:11] all
    So bright!
[05:13] yos
    He's cleaned it through and through!
[05:15] zaI
    I'm glad you made it, Aoyama.
[05:19] zaI
    What?
[05:22] all
    That's...
[05:23] all
    Fighter jets?
SIGN    Kaocchi,
    you forgot something
[05:27] zai
    Daddy—I mean, old man?
[05:33] zai
    New cleats?
[05:34] all
    Damn you, Richie Rich!
[05:37] zai
    Thank you, Daddy.
SIGN    Super Effective Boy's
    Cleaning Diaries
SIGN    I'll be waiting on location. -Dad
[05:51] tsu
    I wonder why Aoyama
    changed his mind about coming.
[05:55] zai
    For the team, of course.
    He knows how important this is.
[06:04] mok
    I'll be spending a night under*
    the same roof as Aoyama-kun.
[06:12] miw
    I feel like this is diverging
    from the training camp episode,
[06:17] miw
    but whatever.
[06:19] miw
    Going to a training camp with
    the whole school should be fun.
[06:24] all
    Whoa!
[06:27] ish
    I was expecting fancy, but...
[06:30] oot
    This goes beyond my imagination.
[06:32] kar
    Welcome. Let me show you to your rooms.
[06:37] kar
    For Aoyama-sama, we have a single room
    with a super potent air purifying machine.
[06:43] zai
    So that's why you came?!
[06:48] sak
    If this is what he gets,
    our rooms should be great, too.
[06:51] yos
    Yeah.
[06:52] kar
    For the rest of you,
    we have a Japanese-style room.
[06:55] all
    Oh, nice!
[06:58] kar
    This is it.
[07:02] tsu
    K-Karin-chan, is this really it?
[07:06] yos
    What happened to all the class and glamour?
[07:08] kar
    My brother said that you all
    wanted to sleep in a big pile.
[07:14] all
    Zaizen!
[07:15] zai
    Hey, it feels more like
    a training camp this way.
[07:18] zai
    I've always dreamed about having
    a training camp in this kinda place.
[07:22] kar
    I am delighted that one of your
    dreams has come true, Brother.
[07:31] miw
    You're late.
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[07:40] sak
    That's Gotou-chan for you.
    Always sticks to her brand.
[07:43] miw
    All right. Split into teams and practice.
[07:46] ish
    What? On the beach?
[07:48] miw
    On the sand, you lack a stable footing,
    so it'll train your legs and core.
[07:53] kar
    And the Zaizen Group will provide support
    with its cutting-edge tech.
[07:58] oda
    Master!
[08:06] ish
    Yurippe.
[08:10] all
    The beach is the best!
[08:15] ish
    They have Aoyama on their side.
[08:17] ish
    Let's just do our best, okay?
[08:21] oot
    You're assuming we're gonna lose?
[08:23] ume
    I like it.
[08:25] ume
    The stronger the opponent,
    the better the taste of victory.
[08:31] ume
    Victory at all cost! Come on, Team Red!
[08:34] all
    Fight!
[08:36] oot
    Okay, I'm up for this now!
[08:38] guy
    I feel like we can win!
[08:39] ish
    H-Huh?
[08:43] moka
    Aoyama-kun refused to get in the pool,
    but he's okay with the ocean?
[08:49] zai
    Aoyama, what are you doing?
[08:52] zai
    We're starting!
[08:58] ish
    Nice clearance, Umeya!
[09:00] ish
    Not bad.
[09:02] ish
    On the other hand...
[09:04] ish
    Aoyama!
[09:06] aoy
    Yes?
[09:07] zai
    Put some slide tackles in or whatever!
    Do something to get the ball!
[09:11] aoy
    It would get sand on me.
[09:13] kar
    Oh, don't worry about that.
[09:15] kar
    This beach has purified sand
    with an anti-bacterial coating.
[09:19] aoy
    Well, everybody's been stepping on it.
[09:22] zai
    You're saying our feet are dirty?!
[09:26] miw
    Are you okay?
[09:28] ish
    I think I twisted my ankle.
[09:30] all
    Aoyama-kun!
[09:31] ish
    Yurippe!
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[09:34] ish
    She didn't even notice.
[09:37] moK
    Are you all right?
[09:38] kar
    Please leave this to our sports doctor.
[09:41] miw
    Gotou-chan, do you want
    to go in for Ishikawa?
[09:44] mok
    Huh?
[09:45] ish
    Miwa-chan?
[09:46] miw
    I know you always put in work
    by yourself after practice.
[09:50] sih
    She noticed!
[09:54] mok
    I can play soccer with Aoyama-kun.
[09:58] miw
    Want to join Team Red, then?
[10:01] ---
    Yeah.
[10:02] mok
    After I joined a different middle school,
    I had my parents buy me a soccer ball.
[10:08] mok
    To make up for not being able to see you,
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[10:09] mok
    I spent those three years
    kicking that ball every day.
[10:14] oot
    Gotou-chan!
[10:16] mok
    Got it!
[10:17] sak
    Going hard on her would be mean.
    I should be gentle.
[10:27] sak
    Huh?
[10:30] miw
    She's good!
[10:32] ish
    A Neymar-esque sombrero flick?!
[10:35] tsu
    However!
[10:36] yos
    You won't get past us!
[10:40] zai
    Pathetic.
[10:41] zai
    I'll stop her!
[10:50] tsu
    Hey! Zaizen!
[10:52] tsu
    She's a girl!
[10:54] tsu
    This is the problem with muscle-heads!
[10:56] zai
    Hey, I didn't touch her!
[11:00] miw
    Malicia? She dove?
[11:03] ish
    Where did she learn such a cunning move?
[11:12] zai
    One-on-one against Aoyama?
[11:18] sak
    Gotou-chan passed Aoyama!
[11:24] sak
    What? Aoyama slid?!
[11:30] sak
    Is it a foul?
[11:32] ish
    No, Aoyama touched the ball!
[11:35] miw
    It's not a foul.
[11:37] zai
    Leave it to me!
[11:43] zai
    What?
[11:44] miw
    Kaocchi's terrible with his feet.
[11:46] kar
    Terrible with his feet?
[11:49] aoy
    Gotou Moka.
[11:52] aoy
    Stop doing that. I don't like dirty plays.
[11:57] mok
    I'm sorry.
[12:00] aoy
    Your dribbling was good, though.
[12:10] mak
    Soccer comes first for me,
    and you come second.
[12:15] all
    Thank you.
[12:17] miw
    Makio.
[12:20] mok
    Just now, on the bottom of my foot,
[12:23] mok
    however slight it might have been,
    I felt Aoyama-kun's touch.
[12:28] mok
    Sensei, I'm glad I came to the training camp!
SIGN    Elegant
SIGN    Butler
SIGN    Zaizen Daddy
SIGN    Zaizen Karin
SIGN    Family!
SIGN    Takei Miwa
SIGN    Loves Shoujo Manga Third dan in Judo
SIGN    Spicy Photo!!
[12:42] miw
    Make sure to warm up properly!
[12:47] miw
    You there! Don't get distracted!
[12:50] miw
    Bend and stretch, put your hands
    on your knees and go round and round.
[12:56] all
    Warming up is the best!
[12:59] miw
    When you've touched the rock that you
    can see in the sea, you come back.
[13:03] oda
    I've always wanted to try
    long-distance swimming.
[13:06] oda
    First!
SIGN    Umeya
SIGN    Odagiri
SIGN    Zaizen
SIGN    Rest
[13:24] ume
    We've been swimming for a while.
[13:26] oda
    But we're not getting closer at all.
[13:28] ume
    What's going on?
[13:31] zai
    I'll go ahead, then!
[13:33] oda
    Watch out!
[13:41] zai
    A wall?!
[13:43] oda
    I thought it was real, but it's a picture.
[13:47] oda
    Amazing!
[13:48] ume
    So that's a picture, too.
[13:50] oda
    So we've been indoors all this time.
[13:53] kar
    Exactly.
[13:55] kar
    This is a dome that imitates nature,
    tailor-made for Brother's training camp.
[13:59] zai
    Karin!
[14:01] kar
    Using the Zaizen Group's
    proprietary construction methods,
[14:03] kar
    we were able to build a dome
    with a one kilometer diameter.
[14:06] kar
    And by aggressively using solar and other
    renewable energy, we cut costs by 65%.
[14:11] [SONG] ---
    Costs Reduced By
[14:13] [SONG] kar
    Patent Acquired
[14:13] kar
    We even got a patent for it.
[14:15] sak
    Even if it's for her brother...
[14:17] tsu
    ...the scale of it all is out of whack.
[14:19] yos
    The Zaizen Group really is amazing.
[14:22] kar
    Also, to help my brother
    overcome his terrible footing,
[14:27] kar
    we have one more contraption.
[14:31] kar
    Please do not worry. The waves are
    localized to where my brother is.
[14:37] zai
    H-Hey!
[14:46] kar
    Give it your best, Brother.
[14:48] kar
    If you overcome this wave,
    your footing should become more stable!
[14:52] mok
    Um, when people say that
    someone's terrible with their feet,
[14:55] mok
    they actually mean that person
    sucks at soccer.
[15:00] mok
    Zaizen-san, in particular,
    simply can't shoot at all.
[15:03] yos
    Impressive.
[15:05] sak
    This over-the-top sisterly love.
[15:07] tsu
    Zaizen's got it rough, huh?
[15:09] zai
    I'm so happy!
[15:13] all
    He seems super satisfied!
[15:19] all
    So tired.
[15:22] sak
    After that, there was shooting practice.
[15:25] tsu
    Dribbling practice.
[15:27] yos
    We did all sorts of things,
    but I'm too hungry to remember.
[15:33] yos
    So hungry.
[15:36] kar
    It's time to eat.
[15:39] ---
    All right!
[15:41] oot
    If it's Zaizen food,
    it must be really delicious!
[15:45] kar
    Of course.
[15:51] kar
    Please enjoy.
[15:55] yos
    A pea?!
[15:56] tsu
    K-Karin-sama. Is this some kind of...
[15:59] kar
    This is the ultimate meal, one grain
    packed with every nutrient known to man.
[16:07] kar
    The fruit of all of Zaizen Group's
    research combined,
[16:10] kar
    the jewel in our crown!
[16:20] all
    Th-This is...
[16:23] tsu
    It might be nutritious.
[16:25] oota
    But it just doesn't make you feel full.
[16:32] all
    What is this aroma?
[16:41] miw
    Who are you?!
[16:45] miw
    Jinnai-sensei?
[16:55] all
    Let us eat!
[17:04] all
    So full! So good!
[17:09] sak
    What is it?
[17:11] kar
    Time for some recreational fun.
[17:13] miw
    We're holding a test of courage.
[17:16] sak
    With just guys?
[17:19] ish
    Sensei, can outsiders participate, too?
[17:22] miw
    Sure.
SIGN    I ♥ Aoyama
[17:25] kar
    We're all prepared.
[17:27] kar
    If you press this button,
[17:29] kar
    an ultra-powerful super computer that is
    the pride and joy of the Zaizen Group
SIGN    Testing my courage with you
SIGN    Project lead: Zaizen Karin
[17:33] kar
    will automatically pair people up
    and display them here.
[17:39] all
    K-Karaoke?
[17:41] ---
    Wait, look at that.
[17:43] ---
    It's starting to form teams!
SIGN    Tanaka Riku
SIGN    Satou Sakura Suzuki Yuuka Takahashi Misaki
SIGN    Nakamura Ren
SIGN    Kobayashi Moe
SIGN    Katou Shouta
SIGN    Nakamura Asuka
SIGN    Yuuta Suzuki Shou
SIGN    Takahashi Kaito
SIGN    Katou Manami
[17:47] yur
    I hope I can be paired
    with you and Aoyama-kun.
[17:50] ish
    Yes, let's be a pair together with Aoyama.
[17:53] oot
    That's not a pair. Not happening.
[17:55] oda
    I hope we'll be paired up, Yuu-chan.
[17:58] yuu
    I don't do ghosts, so I'll bail.
[18:03] kar
    Now, then!
[18:09] [SONG] txt
    Operating Room
[18:11] zai
    Listen up, Aoyama.
[18:12] zai
    Now that we've paired up,
[18:17] zai
    no matter what happens, follow me...
[18:20] zai
    Eek!
[18:21] zai
    U-Until the end!
[18:23] zai
    H-Hey.
[18:36] mok
    Will we be okay?
[18:38] oda
    Wow, amazing.
[18:41] oda
    This is really well made.
[18:43] moka
    How is she not scared?
[18:45] oda
    Those Hollywood pros they flew in
    really did their thing.
[18:49] oda
    Shall we?
[18:50] moka
    Yeah.
[18:52] moka
    I'm so glad I'm paired with Odagiri-san.
[19:03] mok
    I won't let you sully Aoyama-kun!
[19:12] tsu
    G-Gotou-chan, swinging around
    a bat like that is dangerous!
[19:16] oda
    I'm starting to have fun.
SIGN    Nurse Station
[19:25] guy
    The time has come.
    We're going to use this opportunity...
[19:29] guy
    to hug Aoyama-kun!
[19:40] all
    Aoyama-kun!
[19:49] mok
    Zaizen-san?
[19:52] oda
    Leave him to me, Moka-chan!
    You take care of the ghosts!
[19:55] mok
    Got it!
[19:57] tsu
    What is it with them?
[19:59] tsu
    Aoyama only cares about cleaning,
[20:02] tsu
    and Gotou-chan only cares about Aoyama.
[20:05] yos
    Odagiri-chan isn't scared at all,
    and Zaizen is too scared.
[20:11] tsu
    Some test of courage.
[20:31] zai
    I-I finally made it out.
[20:33] zai
    Karin!
[20:34] kar
    Brother.
[20:37] kar
    I've been waiting for you.
[20:40] ---
    Eek!
[20:55] aoy
    It's finally clean.
[21:01] ---
    That was fun, right?
[21:13] kar
    Good.
[21:26] miw
    Practice is good, but having fun is the best.
[21:30] miw
    All right! I guess I'll check
    my training camp answers now!
[23:10] all
    All right!
[23:12] tsu
    This is the fruit of our training camp!
[23:18] aoy
    Kurata Kozue!
[23:20] tsu
    Did Aoyama just...
[23:23] Zai
    He just yelled, didn't he?
[23:32] koz
    You seem well, Aoyama.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets

Season 1

10 - Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets

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[00:03] aoy
    Good work.
[00:04] zai
    You, too. See you tomorrow.
[00:06] aoy
    Yeah.
[00:11] zai
    That reminds me...
[00:16] (Flashback) koz
    You're looking well, Aoyama.
[00:21] (Flashback) aoy
    Kurata Kozue, what are you doing in Japan?
[00:31] zai
    I wonder who that woman was.
[00:34] sak
    Who knows? Aoyama never talks about himself.
[00:38] yos
    We don't know anything about him,
    not even where he lives.
[00:43] tsu
    I guess he's being extremely secretive
    in order to keep his distance from people.
[00:48] team
    Aoyama-kun, good work!
[00:52] zai
    It looks like Aoyama has
    more than just one secret.
SIGN    #10
SIGN    Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets
[02:31] sak
    All right, there he goes.
[02:34] sak
    Let's go!
[02:35] tsu
    Team Discover Aoyama's Secrets: move out!
SIGN    This work is a piece of fiction. Please do not ride bikes like this!
[02:43] zai
    Just so we're clear...
[02:44] zai
    I'm only coming along because I'm worried
    you three will get up to mischief.
[02:48] zai
    It's not like I want to
    know more about Aoyama.
[02:51] all
    Sure, sure.
[02:53] sak
    We'll be done for the day once
    we found out where Aoyama lives.
[02:57] sak
    Don't fall behind, Unit 2!
[03:00] yos
    Go! Go! Go!
[03:02] zai
    You've gotta be kidding me!
[03:05] zai
    This is totally unfair!
SIGN    And definitely do not ride
    in this pathetic manner!
[03:15] tsu
    It's your fault for losing
    at rock, paper, scissors.
[03:17] sak
    If you have the breath to complain,
    pedal harder!
[03:20] zai
    Dammit!
[03:21] tsu
    But I'm really interested to
    know where Aoyama lives.
[03:25] yos
    I picture him living in some model room
    for a high-rise apartment block.
[03:28] yos
    Something that doesn't feel homely at all.
[03:30] sak
    Nah, I think his place will be more like
    a mansion, with a butler and the works.
[03:34] tsu
    I can see him gazing at a photo
    of his daddy and sister in his room
[03:38] tsu
    and saying "good night" to it
    before he goes to sleep.
[03:43] zai
    Are you guys talking about my place?!
     How the hell do you even know that?!
[03:47] sak
    What? You seriously do all that?
[03:50] zai
    Huh? Where did Aoyama go?
[03:54] tsu
    It's absolutely packed here.
[03:56] sak
    Well, this is the shopping district.
[04:01] tsu
    There! He got off his bike and
    he's walking through the crowd!
[04:06] sak
    Whoa, he's fast!
[04:07] yos
    He's moving so fast that everyone else
    looks like they're standing still!
[04:11] sak
    Has he realized we're tailing him?!
[04:14] tsu
    Don't lose him!
[04:16] sak
    Excuse me, miss!
[04:17] zai
    Oh, sorry!
[04:19] yos
    This meat's so good.
[04:21] zai
    Don't make yourself even heavier!
[04:26] tsiu
    There he is! It's Aoyama!
[04:28] zai
    He's already all the way over there!
[04:34] all
    He jumped?!
SIGN    Kids at home:
    Do not copy Aoyama!
[04:41] zai
    No way.
[04:42] sak
    Is he for real?!
[04:47] sak
    He survived that?!
[04:48] zai
    That monster.
[04:58] zai
    Is he telling us not to follow him?
[05:02] sak
    But why is he going to such lengths
    to keep things about him concealed?
[05:07] yos
    Maybe his home is his safe space?
[05:10] tsu
    He wants to maintain a clean state,
    leaving no information about him behind.
[05:14] tsu
    He doesn't want anybody
    to enter his personal space.
[05:19] zai
    Well, it does sound like him, but even so...
[05:24] zai
    We've come this far!
    We can't retreat now!
[05:27] all
    Zaizen!
SIGN    Kids at home:
     Do not copy Zaizen!
[05:35] sak
    Are you stupid, Zaizen?
    There are stairs right here!
[05:41] zai
    Can you give me a hand? I can't get up.
[05:44] sak
    You deserve that for getting
    carried away and jumping!
SIGN    Just don't do anything they're doing!
[05:58] yos
    It's been quite a while
    since we lost sight of him.
[06:02] sak
    He might already be home.
[06:07] yos
    You want to go in that store over there?
[06:10] sak
    I'm hungry, so why not? Zaizen's treat.
[06:14] zai
    Looks like I'll have to.
[06:21] sak
    Aoyama!
[06:31] sak
    That's too much food for just himself.
[06:34] tsu
    It's enough to feed a family.
[06:35] yos
    That means...
[06:37] all
    ...the goal is in sight!
[06:40] all
    Is that it?
[06:48] sak
    Huh?
[07:00] sak
    Is this Aoyama's house?
[07:02] yos
    It's nothing like we imagined.
[07:05] tsu
    Well, then...
[07:07] zai
    As if Aoyama would
    ever let us in if we asked!
[07:12] zai
    We're storming the place!
[07:14] all
    Go! Go! Go! Go!
[07:20] zai
    Aoyama!
[07:27] zai
    Y-You're...
[07:30] zai
    Ibuki Seigo?!
[07:33] zai
    I heard you signed with the youth team
    of a renowned Spanish club!
[07:37] zai
    What are you doing in Aoyama's house?!
[07:40] ibu
    No, this is my place.
[07:44] zai
    Then why is Aoyama here making food?!
[07:47] ibu
    Because I beat him in a match.
[08:06] ibu
    Thanks for the food.
[08:14] all
    So good, so good.
[08:19] zai
    You lost? I can't believe it.
[08:24] ibu
    He's been cooking for himself since he began
    making the age-group national teams.
[08:28] ibu
    We've been wagering
    home-cooked meals ever since,
[08:31] ibu
    and I've always eating his food like this.
[08:35] ibu
    But you've really improved.
[08:38] ibu
    One slip-up,
[08:42] ibu
    and I wouldn't have been able to eat
    today's chicken-and-egg rice bowl.
[08:54] zai
    They're going to have another match?
[08:57] zai
    Oh, yeah. Where is Aoyama's house?
[09:01] zai
    Save it for another day...
SIGN    Ibuki Seigo
SIGN    National Youth Superstar!
SIGN    Earnest Childhood Friend
SIGN    Kurata Kozue
[09:16] zai
    Hey! Aoyama!
[09:23] mok
    Where are you going, Aoyama-kun?
[09:25] mok
    Practice is about to start.
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[09:35] zai
    Aoyama! You're not skipping
    practice, are you?!
[09:37] mok
    Zaizen-san.
[09:39] zai
    Gramps! Bring the car round front!
[09:46] zai
    Follow that bike—I mean, Aoyama!
[09:49] zai
    We're bringing him back!
[09:50] mok
    U-Um...
[09:52] zai
    You get in, too!
[09:55] moka
    Where is Aoyama-kun going?
[09:58] zai
    I don't know.
[09:59] zai
    It's not like he's going home.
[10:03] zai
    Oh, that's Ibuki's house.
[10:07] zai
    So he's not going there either.
SIGN    Oshigami-Minami High School
[10:14] tak
    What have we here? This is like the miracle
    of the young girl falling from the sky.
[10:20] tak
    So you've finally decided to join us, Aoyama?
[10:26] kaz
    You came again.
[10:33] zai
    So that's what's going on?
    You sent the girl, Takechi!
[10:38] tak
    Huh?
[10:39] kaz
    Who are you?
[10:40] zai
    Aoyama, I've lost all respect for you.
    Falling for a woman's bait!
[10:44] kaz
    What are you blabbering about?
[10:45] zai
    Don't play dumb with me!
[10:47] tak
    Stop making a scene.
[10:48] zai
    Shut up!
[10:49] zai
    You're the problem here!
[10:50] ibu
    Hey, what's going on here?
[10:52] mok
    Uh... Well, um, this is...
[10:54] zai
    What? Do you want to see my abs?
[10:56] zai
    Hell no, you ab-obsessed freak!
[10:58] kaz
    Jeez, why can't you just
    come straight to the field?
[11:01] kaz
    Are you listening, Seigo?!
[11:07] zai
    Why are you at Oshigami-Minami?
[11:09] tak
    I don't know why, but Ibuki
    will be playing for us now.
[11:14] zai
    Seriously?
[11:15] zai
    Wait, Aoyama!
[11:17] zai
    You'd better not be thinking about joining
    Oshigami-Minami because Ibuki is here!
[11:20] tak
    What? Really, Aoyama?
[11:22] zai
    Stop doing that!
[11:24] ibu
    Ah, you see, I heard about
     this soba place near here...
[11:28] ibu
    I'm really picky about my soba.
[11:28] [SONG] bag
    Soba Shop
[11:32] okz
    He came back because he missed
    Japanese food too much.
[11:35] zai
    What?!
[11:36] ibu
    Kozue came back with me, but her cooking's...
[11:40] koz
    If you have a complaint, spit it out already!
[11:42] moka
    A-Are you two going out?
[11:46] koz
    We're just childhood friends!
[11:48] [SONG] ---
    Soba Shop
[11:49] ibu
    Here, try this soba stick.
[11:52] mok
    Th-Thank you very much.
[11:54] [SONG] ---
    Soba Shop
[11:58] ibu
    Soba sticks are yummy.
[12:06] aoy
    Ibuki-san...
[12:09] aoy
    I'd like to have a 1-on-1 match.
[12:14] ibu
    After delicious soba, I get a cocky upstart?
[12:18] ibu
    Not the worst thing after a meal.
[12:25] all
    So these are soba sticks, huh?
[12:29] moka
    Are they always like this?
[12:31] koz
    Yup, they always start a match.
[12:34] koz
    They get along because they were
    on the national team together.
[12:37] tak
    I was there, too!
[12:41] tac
    Takechi-san, please stop them!
[12:44] tak
    No, let's have them play.
[12:47] tak
    If it goes well, we might be able to get
    Aoyama to join Oshigami-Minami as well.
[12:52] tak
    If that happens, it'll be Takechi, Aoyama
    and Ibuki forming a colossal front line.
[12:58] tak
    The double crowns of summer and winter
    nationals won't just be a dream, then!
[13:01] tac
    Don't come crying if you get in trouble
    for doing this 'cause Coach isn't here.
[13:05] mok
    Aoyama-kun will win, right?
[13:07] zai
    Yeah, I can't imagine Aoyama ever
    losing to another high-school player.
[13:13] ibu
    First to three.
[13:15] ibu
    If you lose, you know my terms.
[13:23] kaz
    For Seigo, Aoyama's easy prey.
[13:33] zai
    What?!
[13:37] zai
    Aoyama got beat?
[13:38] moka
    No way.
[13:43] ibu
    Looks like I've got
    tonight's dinner in the bag.
[13:49] tak
    Round 2!
[13:53] ibu
    Beef bowl, tempura bowl, or pork bowl?
[13:58] ibu
    No matter which I go for,
    your seasoning is on point!
[14:03] koz
    Terrible.
[14:04] mok
    Huh?
[14:08] ibu
    I've decided.
[14:10] ibu
    Pork cutlet rice bowl!
[14:19] aoy
    Let's call it a day.
[14:22] zai
    Hey, now... It's over?
[14:24] koz
    Seigo's really off today.
    Aoyama noticed it, too.
[14:29] zai
    That was him having an off day?!
[14:31] tac
    Takechi-san, looks like you're going
    to lose your spot as the team's striker.
[14:35] tak
    What?!
[14:38] zai
    What are you doing?
SIGN    Concentration
SIGN    Stamina
SIGN    Power
SIGN    Technique
[14:40] [SONG] txt
    Speed
[14:40] tak
    Ibuki Seigo is on another level.
    All of his abilities eclipse Aoyama's.
SIGN    Aoyama
SIGN    Ibuki
SIGN    Technique
[14:47] [SONG] txt
    Speed
SIGN    Concentration
SIGN    Stamina
SIGN    Power
SIGN    Zaizen
[14:47] tak
    Incidentally, this is you.
[14:50] zai
    What did you say?! You wanna go?!
[14:53] zai
    I've had enough of your crap!
[14:53] mok
    Zaizen-san, please stop.
[14:56] tak
    Let me down!
[14:57] zai
    Shut up!
[14:57] mok
    Aoyama-kun...
[15:06] ibu
    Kozue!
[15:11] ibu
    Oh, it's you, Aoyama.
[15:13] aoy
    I'm coming in.
[15:16] ibu
    Sure.
[15:19] aoy
    Did something happen?
[15:24] ibu
    So good! You really are
    a genius in the kitchen!
[15:27] ibu
    Seconds, please!
[15:30] aoy
    Please cheer up. There's no
    point in winning like that.
[15:39] ibu
    Kozue?!
SIGN    Takechi
[15:44] ibu
    Oh, it's Takechi.
[15:46] ibu
    Nah.
[15:50] aoy
    So Kurata Kozue's the reason for it?
[15:53] ibu
    I put mayonnaise on it.
[15:56] ibu
    Kozue's food is always lightly seasoned.
[16:03] (Flashback) ibu
    Mayonnaise heaven!
[16:06] ibu
    She found out.
[16:09] (Flashback) koz
    Why did you do that? Are you stupid?!
[16:12] (Flashback) ibu
    I put it on because I wanted
    to enjoy the meal my way!
[16:16] (Flashback) ibu
    Besides, it's because
    your cooking sucks!
[16:27] aoy
    So you were dumped.
[16:29] ibu
    Not dumped! She's just in a bad mood!
[16:34] ibu
    I can see everything in soccer so clearly,
    but with girls, I have no freaking clue!
[16:40] ibu
    Please, Aoyama! Help me make up with Kozue!
[16:47] aoy
    All right.
[16:48] ibu
    Really?!
[16:50] aoy
    Call Kurata Kozue.
[16:52] ibu
    Huh? What for?
[16:56] aoy
    A date.
[17:01] koz
    Why does he want to go on
    a date all of a sudden?
[17:05] koz
    And why did I dress up like this?
    Why am I getting my hopes up?
[17:09] ibu
    Sorry, did you wait long?
[17:10] koz
    N-Not really.
[17:13] koz
    Huh?!
[17:14] ibu
    Hey.
[17:17] (Flashback) aoy
    If Kurata Kozue is mad, you should
    go meet her while wearing this.
[17:22] (Flashback) ibu
    Huh? That?
[17:25] (Flashback) ibu
    Why do you even have that?
[17:27] (Flashback) aoy
    Cats heal people. I'm sure
    this would also calm her anger.
[17:34] ibu
    Rather than calm her, I feel
    like she's getting even angrier.
[17:39] ---
    I-Ibuki...
[17:43] koz
    Nutritional science, first-class recipes,
[17:47] koz
    nutritional science for athletes,
    food and nutrition...
[17:53] ibu
    Kozue.
[17:54] koz
    Wh-What is it?
[17:56] ibu
    I'm sorry about the other day.
[17:58] ibu
    It wasn't right,
    after you'd put in all that effort.
[18:00] koz
    Exactly. My cooking isn't lightly
    seasoned because I'm useless in the kitchen.
SIGN    Nutritional Science for Athletes
SIGN    First Class Recipes
[18:05] koz
    It's because I carefully
    calculate nutritional values,
[18:07] koz
    keeping Seigo's health and future in mind!
[18:10] koz
    If he puts mayo on it,
    all those calculations go to waste!
[18:18] ibu
    This isn't much, but here...
[18:21] koz
    Seigo got me a present?
[18:23] koz
    Does this mean he understands what I'm doing?
[18:27] koz
    Can I open it?
[18:29] ibu
    S-Sure.
[18:33] (Flashback) ibu
    A present?
[18:34] (Flashback) aoy
    Yes.
[18:35] (Flashback) ibu
    You're a genius! And what should I get her?
[18:39] (Flashback) aoy
    Let's see...
SIGN    Introduction to Cooking
SIGN    You can do it even if you're not good!!
[18:44] koz
    What's this supposed to be?
[18:47] ibu
    Even if you're not good, if you put
    in the effort, you can improve.
[18:50] koz
    I don't need this! Are you mocking me?!
[18:53] aoy
    It's a good book, though.
[18:54] ibu
    Ow!
[18:55] zai
    Ow!
[18:59] ibu
    Hey, Aoyama, I feel like Kozue is
    getting angrier by the minute.
[19:04] aoy
    Let's move on to the next phase.
SIGN    Futsal Court
[19:09] koz
    A futsal court?
[19:12] ibu
    You go change, too.
[19:16] koz
    Wait a second...
[19:17] ibu
    Let's go, Kozue!
[19:20] koz
    As if I could ever beat you at soccer!
[19:23] ibu
    It's futsal.
[19:24] kozu
    It's the same!
[19:24] aoy
    Playing together brings you closer.
    That's the power of sport.
[19:29] koz
    You soccer-obsessed idiot!
    I've had it with you!
[19:34] koz
    Why do you think I went to Spain with you?!
[19:40] koz
    Why do you think I was making you
    lightly seasoned food?!
[19:45] koz
    Why do you think I came to
    the same school as you?!
[19:49] koz
    It's all because I love you,
[19:54] koz
    because I love the way you love soccer.
[19:59] koz
    And because I wanted to
    try to help you with that!
[20:03] koz
    Why can't you...
[20:08] koz
    understand that?!
[20:15] koz
    Huh?
[20:18] aoy
    It looks like you two are
    feeling a bit better again.
[20:24] ibu
    This guy.
[20:28] koz
    It always ends up like this.
[20:32] koz
    I knew this all along.
[20:34] koz
    Seigo doesn't understand me at all.
[20:37] koz
    He'll probably never change.
[20:41] ibu
    All right! I win!
[20:45] ibu
    You've got a long way to go!
[20:49] koz
    Seigo.
[20:52] koz
    I brought some food.
    If you want, you can eat it.
[20:57] koz
    Just so you know, the seasoning is—
[20:59] ibu
    So good!
[21:02] ibu
    Kozue, this is good!
[21:07] koz
    Seigo, I'm sorry I got mad.
[21:10] ibu
    Huh? What's gotten into you now?
[21:14] koz
    Well, you're eating my food
    so enthusiastically...
[21:20] ibu
    You know how it is...
[21:22] ibu
    When you're hungry, everything tastes good!
[21:27] koz
    You jerk!
[21:30] ibu
    What now? I don't get you!
[21:33] koz
    I'm so breaking up with you!
[21:34] ibu
    Hey, where are you going?
[21:36] ibu
    Kozue? Kozue-chan?!
[21:38] aoy
    I'll win next time.
[21:41] zai
    It's not just his house. Everything
    about Aoyama is a mystery.
[23:28] tea
    Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[23:29] sak
    Huh?
[23:35] sak
    I can hear them.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed

Season 1

11 - Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed

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[00:02] ish
    Nice shot, Aoyama!
[00:03] team
    A-o-ya-ma-kun!
[00:06] sat
    Sakai!
[00:10] girl
    Good luck, Sakai-senpai!
[00:16] girl
    You're amazing! Yay!
[00:18] girl
    Sakai-senpai!
[00:22] girl
    He's blushing! How cute!
[00:23] tada
    Why are they getting all
    worked up over Sakai?
[00:26] tada
    They don't even do that for me,
    and I'm freakin' hot!
[00:29] tsu
    Dude, you're actually in our league.
[00:32] yos
    I wonder why he's so popular
    all of a sudden.
[00:34] tsu
    Come to think of it,
    he's changed his hairstyle.
SIGN    #11
SIGN    Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed
[02:12] tsu
    Heya.
[02:15] tsu
    Huh? Sakai isn't here.
[02:18] tsu
    Hey, Aoyama, have you seen Saka—
[02:19] sak
    It's me.
[02:30] tsu
    Stop trying to look cool!
[02:32] yos
    What's with that hair? You look like Aoyama!
[02:35] yos
    Is this a wig? Is it?
[02:40] sak
    I've always had hair like this.
[02:46] sak
    I'm gonna go on ahead.
SIGN    I ♥
    Sakai
[02:52] tad
    Aren't there more of them now?
[02:54] yos
    Looks like it.
[02:56] tsu
    Is he trying to get on
    the "handsome team"?
[02:59] girls
    Sakai-kun!
[03:03] girls
    Good luck, Sakai-kun!
[03:06] girls
    Oh, my God!
[03:07] all
    We won't tolerate defectors!
[03:10] all
    Triple sliding tackle!
[03:16] girl
    So cool!
[03:18] sak
    Huh?
[03:20] sak
    Are you trying to be mops?
[03:21] [SONG] txt
    Mop Team
[03:23] sak
    Thanks for cleaning the field.
[03:33] (Flashback) girl
    Sakai-kun, you're so cool!
    Please go out with me!
[03:43] girl
    U-Um, Senpai...
[03:44] yos
    Huh?
[03:45] tsu
    What?!
[03:47] girl
    I-I baked these in class.
    If you want them...
[03:56] sak
    Thanks.
[04:02] tsu
    How dare you?!
[04:05] sak
    You guys want some?
[04:06] yos
    Ha, you wish!
[04:07] tsu
    We're going to eat them all!
[04:09] girls
    Sakai-senpai!
[04:11] girls
    Please have these!
[04:12] girls
    Please eat mine, too!
[04:15] sak
    Thanks!
[04:18] girl
    Sakai's looking good lately.
[04:20] girl
    You said it, girl.
[04:27] yos
    Sakai's changed, huh?
[04:30] tsu
    No, he couldn't have changed that quickly!
[04:33] ---
    Right?
[04:35] tsu
    We're going to unearth the real Sakai!
[04:37] girls
    Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[04:40] girls
    Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[04:53] tsu
    Sakai! Come on, Sakai!
[04:57] tada
    There it is!
[04:58] yos
    Fujimi's specialty: butt keepie-uppie!
[05:01] tsu
    What do you say now, Sakai?!
    We're serving up your favorite: butt jokes!
[05:04] tsu
    Surely you can't resist the urge!
[05:13] sak
    You're so silly.
[05:20] girls
    So smooth!
[05:22] tsu
    Sakai...
[05:23] tsu
    Come back, Sakai! Come home, Sakai!
[05:27] yos
    Why? How did this happen?!
[05:29] girl
    Oh, Sakai-senpai!
[05:33] girl
    Um...
[05:37] girl
    I-I'm in love with you.
[05:40] girl
    I'm serious! Please go out with me.
[05:42] girl
    No, with me!
[05:43] girl
    Huh?!
[05:44] girl
    What's your deal?
[05:46] girl
    Hey!
[05:50] yos
    I'm sad to say that Sakai's
    gone over to the other side.
[05:55] yos
    Let's at least see him off.
[05:58] girl
    Since when do you like him?
[05:59] sak
    I'm sorry.
[06:01] sak
    I can't.
[06:03] all
    What?!
[06:03] both
    What's this?
[06:05] sak
    I... I...
[06:10] both
    Sakai!
[06:11] sakI
    I can't belong to just one person.
[06:18] sakI
    I'm everyone's Sakai!
[06:23] all
    So cool!
[06:27] both
    Oh, really now.
SIGN    Sakai's
    Poetry
    Reading
[06:34] sak
    "The world is beautiful."
[06:36] sak
    "Why, you ask?"
SIGN    Poetry by Moi
[06:40] sak
    "Because I exist."
SIGN    Poetry by Moi
[06:43] sak
    "Now, come into the Sakai fold."
[06:50] tsu
    He really is in a faraway place now.
[06:53] yos
    Yeah.
[06:54] both
    Sakai...
[07:00] ish
    Sakai scored again!
[07:03] girls
    Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[07:05] yos
    Impressive.
[07:06] tad
    But what about all that nonsense?
[07:10] zai
    If our team gets stronger
    for it, I welcome it.
[07:13] tsu
    Zaizen!
[07:15] zai
    If one of our defenders can score,
    it definitely helps the team.
[07:20] tsu
    But you know...
[07:21] tada
    Right?
[07:23] zai
    Sakai. Don't worry about those guys.
[07:26] zai
    You just keep on scoring goals,
     left, right, and center!
[07:30] zai
    Let's storm the Nationals together!
[07:32] sak
    Zaizen, you should know this about me.
[07:36] sak
    I don't give a damn about Nationals.
[07:39] sak
    All I want to do is score!
[07:42] zia
    Huh?
[07:44] sak
    So switch positions with me!
[07:45] sak
    From now on, I'll be a forward!
[07:47] zai
    What?!
[07:48] miw
    That sounds like a good idea,
     Sakai playing up front.
[07:50] zai
    Coach!
[07:53] sak
    I can hear the voice of the God of Soccer.
[07:57] god
    Score goals! Go! Go! Go!
[08:00] sak
    He's whispering to me,
    telling me to score goals!
[08:00] god
    Score goals! Go!
[08:04] zai
    I'm actually starting to get pissed now!
[08:06] zai
    I've been a forward my entire life.
[08:17] ish
    Sakai again!
[08:18] tad
    He's unstoppable!
[08:18] girls
    Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[08:23] sak
    I can hear it. I can hear it!
[08:26] sak
    Thanks for missing the ball for me.
[08:29] miw
    The desire to be attractive and stand out
    has turned Sakai into a goal poacher.
[08:37] tsu
    Sakai's actually amazing.
[08:39] yos
    He looks every inch a striker.
[08:42] tsu
    And...
[08:43] both
    This Sakai might actually
    be funny in his own way!
[08:48] miw
    Converting Sakai into a forward
    might not be a bad move.
[08:51] zai
    What?
[08:53] zai
    At this rate, I really
    might lose my position.
[08:55] Both
    Sakai of the world! Sakai of the world!
[08:58] Both
    Beautiful!
[09:00] zai
    This is when I need...
[09:02] zai
    ...Aoyama!
[09:05] zai
    There it is!
[09:06] zai
    I need to score!
[09:10] god
    Go! Go! Go!
[09:12] god
    Sakai!
[09:15] sak
    Aoyama!
[09:17] sak
    Thanks!
[09:18] all
    Sakai!
[09:21] aoy
    Nice shot, Sakai-san.
[09:23] zai
    What? Even Aoyama?!
[09:26] tsu
    Sakai!
[09:27] yos
    He's the real deal!
[09:28] zai
    At this rate... At this rate...
SIGN    
SIGN    A cleaning hero
    born in Germany
SIGN    Eliminates stains with just water
[09:34] ann
    Fujimi High School scores!
[09:37] all
    We made it to Nationals!
[09:40] zai
    Hooray, hooray.
[09:43] mok
    Hooray, hooray.
[09:44] zai
    Hooray, hooray, amazing.
[09:46] mok
    Hooray, hooray.
[09:47] zai
    I cannot do this!
[09:49] girls
    Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[09:51] girls
    Amazing Sakai!
[09:53] girls
    Go!
[09:55] zai
    I heard it, too.
[09:57] zai
    That whisper you were talking about.
[10:02] tad
    What's wrong with you, Zaizen?
    Don't mark your own teammate!
[10:06] zai
    When he gets a sniff of a chance, I'm going
    to steal the ball from under his nose!
[10:11] sak
    I heard that.
[10:14] ish
    A smart pass from Aoyama!
[10:19] tad
    What are they doing?!
[10:22] zai
    Even if people decry me as acting dirty,
[10:24] zai
    my dream is to take Fujimi
    High School to the Nationals!
[10:28] zai
    And it goes without saying...
[10:30] zai
    ...with me on the field!
[10:36] ref
    Goal!
[10:38] ann
    Fujimi High School scores a fifth goal!
[10:41] girls
    Sa-ka-i of the world!
[10:43] girls
    D-D-D-Dash! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[10:48] cam
    That number 3's amazing, too.
[10:50] cam2
    I didn't know Fujimi had a forward like him.
[10:54] cam
    Oh, speaking of which, where's that big guy?
SIGN    Fujimi
SIGN    Kanehira
[10:57] cam2
    More importantly, over here!
[11:00] miw
    Now that we have a buffer...
[11:02] miw
    Kaocchi, I think you can
    start warming up now.
[11:06] zai
    Sure.
SIGN    I know that I'm the one true hot guy
SIGN    Tada Hikaru
SIGN    [Spot the 5 Differences]
SIGN    A quiet fool
SIGN    Satou Kiyoshi
[11:16] dad
    Kaoru, I heard that you weren't
    in the starting eleven today.
[11:23] dad
    As the eldest son of the Zaizen family,
    you have to always be at the top.
[11:27] dad
    If you don't make it back into the
    starting lineup by the next match,
[11:31] dad
    you will give up soccer altogether.
[11:36] zai
    This is bad!
[11:37] zai
    I'm standing on the edge
    of the abyss. So please!
[11:42] zai
    Teach me how to play soccer!
[11:44] zai
    I'm begging you, Gotou!
[11:45] mok
    Huh?
[11:48] mok
    But... why me?
[11:52] zai
    I mean, Coach is a judo nut.
    And our captain's like that...
[11:57] zai
    Our pivotal player, Aoyama, isn't really
     the type to teach anyone anything.
[12:01] zai
    And learning from an underclassman is kinda...
[12:05] mok
    But I'm a first-year, too!
[12:07] zai
    That's why I thought of you and
    how you played at the training camp.
[12:10] zai
    I will do anything to get better!
[12:14] zai
    So please, Gotou!
[12:19] mok
    S—
[12:21] Zai
    "S—"?
[12:22] mok
    Starting lineup or not, it doesn't give
    your father grounds to make you quit.
[12:27] mok
    I don't know if I can help you,
[12:30] mok
    but making the clubhouse and players
    shine is all part of the manager's job!
[12:35] mok
    If I'm good enough, I will help.
[12:38] ish
    Is Zaizen going to be okay?
[12:41] miw
    Kaocchi's weakness is that he's absolutely
    terrible at shooting with his feet.
[12:46] miw
    In order to get back among the starters,
     he has to stamp out that weakness.
[12:51] miw
    It'll all come down to Kaocchi's efforts.
[12:55] miw
    It's so bright.
[12:57] ish
    Huh? There's so many more lights...
SIGN    Give it
    your best,
    Kaocchi!
    - Dad
[13:05] mok
    E-Every single goal you've
    scored has been headed.
[13:09] zai
    I'm confident in my heading ability.
[13:11] mok
    Turn that on its head, and it means
    every other part of your game is abysmal.
[13:14] zai
    If you focus on improving your strengths,
    you can wipe out your shortcomings!
[13:18] zai
    That's what my dadd—my father says.
[13:21] mok
    You lost your starting spot!
    They're clearly not wiped out!
[13:26] mok
    First, let's start with ten shots from here
    and get you up to a 50 percent hit rate.
[13:33] zai
    Really? 50 percent?
[13:35] mok
    Yes.
[13:37] zai
    You're a tough taskmaster, Gotou.
[13:41] mok
    This is shockingly easy!
[13:46] guy
    Ow!
[13:46] zai
    Sorry!
[13:49] mok
    Two goals from ten shots.
[13:52] mok
    It makes sense that you can't score
    with your feet in a match.
[13:58] mok
    His form isn't bad, so how
    can he be this terrible?
[14:03] zai
    Well, then...
[14:05] zai
    Let's call it a day.
[14:08] mok
    Wh-Wh-Why are you heading home already?!
[14:13] zai
    The number of chances
    you get in life are limited.
[14:17] mok
    Huh?
[14:18] zai
    In order to seize them...
[14:22] (Flashback) dad
    If you don't practice with the mindset
    that it's the real deal, there's no point!
[14:26] zai
    ...is what my dadd—my father says.
[14:29] mok
    I-I see.
[14:31] zai
    See ya.
[14:32] mok
    No, no, no, no, no!
[14:34] mok
    That mindset is what's holding you back!
[14:37] zai
    Huh? I can try again?
[14:39] mok
    Yo, do it already.
    Until you get up to 50 percent!
[14:43] zai
    Okay! Okay! Okay!
[14:45] dad
    Jeeves.
[14:46] jee
    Yes, Master?
[14:48] dad
    Isn't Kaoru back yet?
[14:50] jee
    I believe he's committed himself
    to a spot of secret training, sir.
[14:54] dad
    Secret training?
[14:57] zai
    There!
[14:59] zai
    There!
[15:01] mok
    It's no good. He's not getting any better!
[15:05] dad
    Hey, Kaoru.
[15:08] dad
    I've been watching for a while.
[15:09] dad
    You've practiced until this hour, but your
     shots haven't improved in the slightest.
[15:17] dad
    However! There is no shortcut to success!
[15:24] zai
    Dadd—Father.
[15:26] mok
    Sir!
[15:27] dad
    But on this occasion...
[15:31] dad
    I will get you back in the starting eleven!
[15:34] dad
    Where's the coach?
[15:35] zai
    Daddy!
[15:39] zai
    Daddy...
[15:41] dad
    Kaocchi!
[15:43] mok
    You...
[15:45] mok
    ...absolute...
[15:46] mok
    ...idiots!
[15:48] mok
    This is exactly why we're in this situation!
[15:52] zai
    Ow.
[15:55] Mok
    I see now.
[15:58] Mok
    My methods were completely wrong.
[16:01] dad
    K-Kaocchi, who is she?
[16:05] zai
    Gotou.
[16:08] mok
    Back to work.
[16:09] zai
    Y-Yes, miss!
[16:25] mok
    Again.
[16:28] dad
    Um, it's already past dinnertime,
    so could we maybe call it—
[16:41] mok
    You got half in!
[16:44] dad
    You did it.
[16:46] zai
    Daddy!
[16:47] dad
    Kaocchi!
[16:48] zai
    Daddy!
[16:49] dad
    Kaocchi!
[16:51] mok
    Okay, not yet. Ten more reps.
[16:58] girls
    Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
[17:00] girls
    Amazing Sakai!
[17:04] tsu
    He's on fire again.
[17:06] sak
    I can hear it today, too.
[17:09] girl
    Yes! Amazing!
[17:11] sak
    All right!
[17:12] sak
    How about this?
[17:17] girl
    Huh? What's this?
[17:19] sak
    I can hear it! I can hear it!
[17:22] sak
    The whisper telling me to go score!
[17:26] zai
    I'll show you the fruits of my training!
[17:29] god
    Oh? You're not Aoyama?
[17:33] sak
    Huh?
[17:33] god
    I made a mistake. Sorry. Sorry.
[17:39] sak
    Huh?
[17:40] sak
    What?!
[17:45] zai
    It was all a misunderstanding?!
[17:48] sak
    Y-Yeah, just how I planned it.
[17:52] sak
    I can hear the whispers
    of the God of Soccer!
[17:56] yos
    Sounds like those whispers keep on coming.
[18:02] sak
    I can hear it!
[18:02] sak
    I can hear!
[18:06] ish
    Hm?
[18:09] sak
    What's going on? I can't
    hear the whispers anymore.
[18:13] tsu
    Don't worry, Sakai!
[18:17] tsu
    If you can't score, just come back to us!
[18:20] all
    Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on!
[18:22] sak
    What?!
[18:26] sak
    This is bad!
[18:27] (Flashback) all
    Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on!
[18:31] (Flashback) all
    S-S-Sakai, come back to us!
[18:35] (Flashback) all
    The village of rejects is fun.
[18:38] (Flashback) all
    Hey!
[18:38] sak
    Dammit!
[18:40] sak
    I never want to go back there!
[18:48] tsu
    Huh? You changed your hair back?
[18:53] tsu
    Why don't you just come back, Sakai?
[18:56] yos
    Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on!
[18:59] sak
    If I embrace being Aoyama, both physically
    and mentally, I should awaken again!
[19:05] girl
    Sakai-senpai!
[19:07] sak
    I need to be cool towards my fans, too.
[19:09] tsu
    He's just going to ignore them?
[19:11] tsu
    That's boring!
[19:16] tsu
    The awakened Sakai was fun,
    but a cool one is boring!
[19:23] sak
    Could you please refrain from pantsing me?
[19:26] tsu
    What?!
[19:27] miw
    No, seriously, pull his pants back up!
[19:30] sak
    I have to accelerate my Aoyama-fication.
SIGN    Aoyama Life
[19:34] mok
    Huh? I... what?
[19:37] sak
    As you can see, I'm trying
    to become Aoyama right now.
[19:42] mok
    Since you're nothing like him
    whatsoever, I didn't realize.
[19:46] sak
    What?!
[19:48] sak
    I imitated him and awoke as a goal poacher!
[19:58] sak
    So if I can fully transform into
    Aoyama, I can once again—
[20:02] sak
    Shut up!
[20:06] sak
    I'm begging you, Gotou-chan!
[20:08] sak
    What do I need to do to get closer to Aoyama?
[20:11] sak
    I want to go back one more time!
[20:13] sak
    To that shining version of myself!
[20:17] mok
    U-Um, Sakai-san...
[20:20] all
    The new victory dance!
[20:21] mok
    If you're joking, stop right now.
[20:26] mok
    Are you trying to defile Aoyama-kun?!
[20:35] saK
    I can't hear it!
[20:36] ish
    What are you doing, Sakai?
[20:38] ish
    He's not on his game today, either.
[20:49] zai
    Yeah!
[20:51] zai
    Gotou!
[20:53] god
    Aoyama!
[20:56] sak
    Please! Hear! Hear it!
[21:01] all
    Gola, golazo!
[21:03] sak
    There!
[21:05] all
    Vai! Gola, golazo!
[21:10] all
    Gola, gola, golazo!
[21:13] all
    Gola, gola, golazo!
[21:16] all
    Vai! Go, go, go, golazo!
[21:23] girl
    What is he doing? Gross!
[21:26] girl
    That's so lame!
[21:28] miw
    Sakai has reverted to his stooge form,
    so I guess Kaocchi will be our striker again.
[21:33] ish
    Yes.
[23:09] zai
    Hey.
[23:10] zai
    What's the commotion? Did something happen?
[23:13] tad
    That.
[23:15] zai
    Who are those men talking to Aoyama?
[23:19] ish
    People from the youth division.
[23:21] tad
    Here to scout.
[23:23] zai
    What?
[23:26] ish
    Aoyama might quit the team.
[23:30] zai
    What's that supposed to mean?!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Reason Behind Aoyama-kun's Choice

Season 1

12 - The Reason Behind Aoyama-kun's Choice

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[00:02] zai
    Hey, those men are back again.
[00:06] tsu
    Well, if you think about it,
    Aoyama is a national age-group player.
[00:10] sak
    It's not surprising they'd
     show up to scout him.
[00:13] yos
    That means there's no guarantee
    he'll be with us to the end.
[00:17] zai
    Aoyama might leave...
[00:29] sak
    Zaizen. Hey, Zaizen.
[00:32] tsu
    Our days of dreaming about reaching
    Nationals might be numbered.
[00:37] yos
    He only came here because
    he liked the toilets.
[00:41] tsu
    If he's going to a pro youth club,
    he'll have no reason to remain with us.
SIGN    #12
SIGN    The Reason Behind Aoyama-kun's Choice
[00:54] zai
    Hey, Aoyama!
[00:57] zai
    We need to talk.
[01:00] zai
    Are you going to join a youth club?
[01:07] zai
    Those scouts were here again.
[01:10] zai
    I don't want to be blunt,
    but everybody's relying on you.
[01:14] zai
    You're our team's—
[01:16] kid
    Look! It's Aoyama-san,
    the youth national player!
[01:19] kid2
    Seriously?
[01:20] kid2
    It's true! Oh, my god!
[01:22] kid
    I always keep an eye out for your matches!
[01:24] kid
    Can we get your autograph?
[01:27] zai
    You're our team's...
[01:31] zai
    ...biggest hope.
[01:36] kid
    Wow, even his autograph is amazing!
[01:40] kid
    I'm going to treasure this forever!
[01:42] zai
    Just kidding.
[01:44] kid
    We actually got one!
[01:44] zai
    Aoyama!
[01:45] kid
    Yeah!
[01:46] kid
    So lucky!
[01:48] zai
    You should play where
    you can shine the most.
[01:53] zai
    But...
[01:55] zai
    Let's do our best tomorrow.
[02:15] (Flashback) zai
    Mother!
[02:17] (Flashback) mom
    What is it?
[02:20] (Flashback) zai
    Please come to my next soccer match.
[02:24] (Flashback) zai
    I'm going to score a goal
    for you as a present!
[02:33] dad
    Let's get going.
[02:35] zai
    Yes, Daddy.
[02:38] dad
    You have your match now, don't you?
[02:40] zai
    Yes.
[02:47] zai
    Mother, I promise that
    we will win today's match!
SIGN    Inter-High
    Tokyo City
    First Preliminaries
[02:56] tsu
    "You eleven knights who are
    gathered on this holy ground..."
SIGN    Thanks to its
    ongoing popularity,
    Season 2 of the
    anime is greenlit!
[02:59] tsu
    "I am going to join the battle as well!"
[03:01] tsu
    "Let's save the world together!"
[03:03] tsu
    For some reason, I feel like this
    week's chapter is cheering us on!
[03:08] tsu
    I can feel the power!
[03:19] mok
    Is Aoyama-kun really going to quit our team?
[03:25] zai
    No clue! I have no idea what he's thinking.
[03:30] zai
    Just like her...
[03:34] mok
    Huh?
[03:35] zai
    Oh, nothing.
[03:40] sak
    She's pretty.
[03:41] tad
    Is that your mom?
[03:43] zai
    What the hell, you guys?
    What is it to you?!
[03:46] tsu
    Don't be so shy and introduce us.
[03:49] tad
    Are you into older women?
[03:50] zai
    That's my mother!
[03:52] zai
    Besides, my mother's long...
[03:57] sak
    Zaizen?
[04:01] miw
    Listen up! Time for the pre-match meeting!
[04:05] miw
    Let's review what we know
    about today's opponent.
[04:08] tsu
    What do you make of Zaizen's reaction?
[04:10] yos
    He had a pretty serious look on his face.
[04:12] sak
    Actually, I happened to see something
    when I was walking my dog this morning.
[04:18] sak
    Zaizen was paying his respects
    at a grave with his father.
[04:23] tad
    Wait, does that mean today's
     the day Zaizen's mom...
[04:26] tsu
    ...passed away?
[04:27] yos
    Really?
[04:29] miw
    Hey, guys!
[04:30] miw
    Be quiet! Anyway, moving on.
[04:33] miw
    Our opponent, Kuraishi High School,
    has two powerful center backs.
[04:39] miw
    They're a team whose rise is
    built on an ironclad defense.
[04:42] miw
    In order to breach their defense,
[04:46] miw
    we need you to shine
    as brightly as you can, Kaocchi.
[04:55] miw
    Kaocchi?
[04:57] zai
    Y-Yes!
[04:58] miw
    Pull it together, everyone.
    Let's go win another match!
[05:02] all
    Yes, ma'am!
[05:16] sak
    Captain!
[05:17] ish
    Yeah!
[05:21] sak
    Where's Zaizen?
[05:22] tsu
    He went to the bathroom.
[05:23] sak
    Good, because...
[05:25] mor
    Today's the anniversary...
[05:26] ish
    ...of Zaizen's mom's death?
[05:28] ish
    Why didn't he say something?
[05:29] sat
    Yeah, how come?
[05:30] ish
    There's only one thing we can do.
[05:33] ish
    Provide support for Zaizen!
[05:35] sak
    We'll send everything his way...
[05:36] tsu
    ...and help him score...
[05:37] yos
    ...to cheer him up!
[05:39] ish
    Our team will win.
[05:40] tad
    And we'll advance from the preliminaries!
[05:41] ume
    Sounds good. I bet his mother
    would like that, too.
[05:49] zai
    Sorry for making you all wait.
[05:53] all
    All right!
[05:55] ish
    That's my cue as captain!
[05:58] ish
    Fujimi—
[05:58] ume
    Victory at any cost!
[06:01] ume
    Fujimi High!
[06:03] all
    Fight!
[06:06] tad
    All right, I'm pumped!
[06:08] tsu
    I can taste victory already.
[06:12] ish
    Huh? I haven't said anything yet...
[06:19] tad
    There's the cross!
[06:21] sak
    It looks good!
[06:29] ito
    With your build, I bet you're
    pretty confident in the air.
[06:34] ito
    But quite frankly, you've got
    no chance when you're facing us.
[06:38] zai
    Bastard.
[06:41] tach
    No wonder those center backs are called
    the "Double Wall of Kuraishi High."
[06:46] koz
    They're both physically strong,
    and they cover a wide range on the pitch.
[06:50] ibu
    Hm...
[06:51] tak
    Well, I could easily obliterate them.
[06:57] tad
    Aoyama!
[06:59] ric
    Their defense is quick to hound him!
[07:00] koz
    Their anti-Aoyama strategy's good, too!
[07:03] ric
    They have a good defense.
[07:07] ric
    He was pushed out of it again!
[07:11] koz
    A long ball!
[07:13] ish
    Oh no!
[07:16] zai
    Dammit!
[07:20] no9
    Gotcha!
[07:24] ric
    They executed that counter perfectly!
[07:26] tak
    So Kuraishi High School has taken the lead.
[07:30] ito
    This match is as good as ours.
[07:32] tak
    Kuraishi High School has won every
    match so far without conceding.
[07:37] tak
    Even scoring one goal won't be easy.
SIGN    Fujimi
SIGN    Kuraishi
[07:41] ito
    It's good that we took the lead
    in the first half, but...
[07:44] hor
    I would have liked to get
    another one or two goals.
[07:47] ito
    We need to be extra careful
    of Aoyama in the second half.
[08:01] kid
    Ow!
[08:03] mom
    Kazu-kun!
[08:05] mom
    You scraped your leg.
    We need to rinse it off.
[08:10] zai
    She was always into something.
[08:14] zai
    Once she caught the bug for it,
    she was blind to everything else.
[08:18] zai
    Because of that, it was always Jeeves
    who took me to and from kindergarten.
[08:22] zai
    But I was glad to just have her around.
[08:26] (Flashback) zai
    Mother! I got into the starting eleven
    for the next match!
[08:37] (Flashback) zai
    Jeeves, where's Mother?
[08:41] (Flashback) jee
    Young Master Kaoru...
[08:44] (Flashback) jee
    Your mother has gone to a faraway place.
[08:55] zai
    Once this match is over, Aoyama will also...
[08:58] zai
    Dammit!
[09:00] zai
    We will win today's match!
[09:03] zai
    That will be my parting gift
    to her and Aoyama!
[09:08] mac
    Congratulations! You're a winner!
[09:12] zai
    What the hell's going on?
[09:15] zai
    This is too much! You're broken, yo!
SIGN    Zaizen Shiori
SIGN    I'm Kaoru's mother
SIGN    Shoot for victory at Nationals!
SIGN    Fujimi High School Eleven
[09:28] zai
    Dwelling on it won't help!
[09:30] ish
    Zaizen!
[09:30] zai
    Right now, I need to focus on the game!
[09:40] miw
    Jeez, what are you doing?
[09:43] sak
    Zaizen, back pass!
[09:45] zai
    Crap!
[09:47] miw
    I'm counting on your aerial prowess
    to get past that defensive wall!
[09:53] ref
    Corner to Kuraishi High School!
[09:58] all
    Kuraishi scores!
[10:03] zai
    Crap!
[10:04] mok
    That's Kuraishi High School's second goal.
[10:14] mok
    I can't believe Aoyama-kun's
    pushing forward this early in the game.
[10:18] miw
    He must be feeling the heat, too.
[10:21] ish
    Their closing down is almost instant!
[10:23] zai
    Aoyama, pass it to me! That's too risky!
[10:28] tad
    I guess he took one touch too many.
[10:32] zai
    Even for you, that was reckless!
[10:37] zai
    What?
[10:40] aoy
    It would have been pointless to
    pass to you in your current state.
[10:44] zai
    What?
[10:45] ish
    The ball!
[10:47] (Flashback) kid
    Zaizen, the ball!
[10:57] (Flashback) zai
    I missed?
[11:01] (Flashback) zai
    Why aren't you here...
[11:03] (Flashback) zai
    ...Mother?
[11:05] ish
    Zaizen!
[11:09] zai
    Crap!
[11:13] ish
    We've been caught upfield. Fall back!
[11:17] zai
    Damn, what's wrong with me?!
[11:20] kur
    Go for the counter!
[11:22] ito
    All right, good!
[11:25] ito
    The most dangerous thing
    about their team is
[11:27] ito
    Aoyama's explosive offense
    in the last five minutes.
[11:31] ito
    The key is how far ahead
    we are by that point.
[11:35] ito
    We can't relax with a mere two-goal lead!
[11:41] ito
    A three-goal lead will do it, though!
[11:44] zai
    Not on my watch!
[11:46] itou
    This is checkmate!
[11:49] zai
    Oh no!
[11:51] ito
    Got it!
[12:12] ric
    Aoyama put his body on the line to stop it!
[12:16] tak
    Hmph, Fujimi High School barely survived.
[12:20] sak
    That was amazing, Aoyama!
[12:21] tsu
    You saved us!
[12:25] zai
    Hey! Are you okay?!
[12:27] aoy
    Stay away.
[12:29] sak
    Hey, those stains...
[12:33] tsu
    You can't play like that.
[12:36] zai
    It's my fault.
[12:39] zai
    It's because I screwed up.
[12:40] aoy
    Zaizen-san.
[12:43] aoy
    If you don't want to win,
    please get yourself substituted.
[12:49] (Flashback) zai
    Let's do our best tomorrow.
[12:55] zai
    Are you kidding me, Aoyama?
[13:03] zai
    I am...
[13:08] zai
    ...not leaving this game!
[13:16] tad
    How stupid do you have to be
    to headbutt the goalpost?!
[13:20] zai
    Let go of me!
[13:21] ish
    All right, just calm down!
[13:26] hor
    Is his head okay? In all senses of the word.
[13:29] ito
    Forget about the idiotic headbutter.
[13:31] ito
    What's huge is that Aoyama being
    dirty has rendered him sluggish.
[13:36] ito
    We have this match in the bag.
[13:39] mok
    Aoyama-kun, if you're that dirty...
[13:43] zai
    Listen up!
[13:47] zai
    Fujimi High School is
    not just Aoyama's team.
[13:54] zai
    Damn that Aoyama.
[13:56] (Flashback) aoy
    If you don't want to win,
    please get yourself substituted.
[14:02] zai
    I don't want to win?
[14:05] zai
    Of course I want...
[14:09] zai
    ...to win!
[14:14] ito
    This guy!
[14:16] hor
    Too bad.
[14:18] mok
    They took it!
[14:20] ito
    Now that Aoyama's sluggish,
    this is our chance!
[14:23] ish
    A counterattack's coming!
[14:26] hor
    This is the end!
[14:39] zai
    How do you like that?!
[14:43] guy
    He stopped their counter with his face!
[14:45] guy2
    He's got guts!
[14:48] miw
    Looks like you got over whatever
    was bothering you, Kaocchi!
[14:51] zai
    Ow.
[14:54] aoy
    Your soccer is so dirty.
[14:59] zai
    You moron.
[15:02] zai
    This sort of stuff is my job.
[15:07] zai
    Let's win this match.
[15:09] aoy
    Of course.
[15:20] ric
    They keep passing the ball around
    to chip away at Fujimi's stamina.
[15:24] tak
    This is the extent of this team's abilities
    when their ace, Aoyama, isn't performing.
[15:31] koz
    There're less than ten minutes left.
    They intend to let the clock run down.
[15:36] ric
    At this rate, Fujimi will lose.
[15:39] zai
    Damn it all!
[15:42] zai
    We need to score right now!
[15:45] zai
    So I won't let them tell me
    they're at their limit!
[15:49] zai
    My legs are like this,
[15:51] zai
    and my head's fuzzy from being oxygen
    deprived because I've run around too much.
[15:55] guy
    Itou-san!
[15:59] zai
    But you know what?
[16:01] zai
    Compared to when I was moping around,
[16:04] zai
    this is a lot better!
[16:06] ito
    Son of a...
[16:07] sak
    Nice, Zaizen!
[16:09] ish
    Time for us to counter!
[16:11] itou
    Stop their number 5!
[16:14] guy
    Die!
[16:17] tad
    I won't let you stop me so easily!
[16:22] tad
    Captain!
[16:24] ish
    Too far!
[16:25] yos
    He can't make that!
[16:28] tsu
    That idiot!
[16:30] sak
    That was our only chance!
[16:35] zai
    Aoyama!
[16:35] ito
    I thought he couldn't move!
[16:38] miw
    It's the last five minutes!
[16:46] hor
    I'm still on you!
[16:56] hor
    Where are you aiming?
[16:57] hor
    There's nobody over there!
[17:00] miw
    Kaocchi!
[17:05] zai
    This ball...
[17:07] zai
    I will make it count!
[17:13] zai
    My leg!
[17:20] zai
    After we've come so far?!
[17:22] aoy
    Zaizen-san.
[17:26] all
    Zaizen!
[17:27] ume
    Zaizen-san.
[17:28] all
    Zaizen!
[17:29] all
    Zaizen!
[17:34] zai
    Mother!
[17:40] mom
    You can do it, Kaoru!
SIGN    Fujimi
SIGN    Kuraishi
[18:07] tac
    Fujimi High won again, huh?
[18:16] ibu
    Par for the course, no?
[18:18] ric
    I just remembered our
     first training match.
[18:23] mom
    Show me your leg already!
[18:25] zai
    It's fine. I just pulled a muscle.
[18:28] zai
    Anyway, why'd you bother showing up now?
[18:32] ish
    Haven't we seen that person before?
[18:35] tad
    Wasn't she in the picture Zaizen had?
[18:42] tsu
    Zaizen's mom?!
[18:45] mom
    Yes?
[18:46] yos
    She's fit as a fiddle!
[18:48] sak
    Then why'd you visit the graveyard
    this morning? Talk about misleading!
[18:52] zai
    That was to honor our ancestors.
[18:54] zai
    Dadd—I mean, Father only
    had time to go this morning.
[18:58] tsu
    Give us back the energy we wasted on
    being worried about you! You idiot!
[19:02] zai
    What are you even talking about?!
[19:04] mom
    I'm relieved to see you having fun.
[19:08] zai
    After all this time? I don't care if you
    were volunteering or whatever!
[19:12] zai
    Where have you been this whole time?
[19:16] mom
    At first, I meant to come back straight away.
[19:22] mom
    But before I knew it, it had been five years.
[19:25] zai
    You're always like this!
[19:28] mom
    I came to see you score a goal today.
[19:35] mom
    I was really watching.
[19:39] (Flashback) zai
    I'm going to score a goal
    for you as a present!
[19:53] mom
    A present five years in the making.
[19:57] zai
    You remembered.
[20:02] zai
    You're so late, Mother.
[20:12] jee
    Madam, I've come to pick you up!
[20:24] mom
    Okay, I'm off to Brazil now.
[20:31] mom
    Bye!
[20:32] zai
    Mother!
[20:37] zai
    Mother...
[20:55] zai
    Aoyama.
[20:59] zai
    What are you going to do about the team?
[21:01] zai
    You're joining a youth club, right?
[21:05] aoy
    I'm not, though.
[21:06] zai
    Really?!
[21:11] (Flashback) man
    It seems you don't understand
    your own position here.
[21:17] (Flashback) man
    You're already carrying the future
    of Japanese soccer on your shoulders.
[21:22] (Flashback) man
    Why is a player who's going to be
    the jewel in Japan's crown
[21:25] (Flashback) man
    not playing for a renowned school
    or a youth club,
[21:31] (Flashback) man
    instead of here at Fujimi High School?
[21:38] aoy
    I...
[21:41] aoy
    ...like white uniforms.
[21:45] mok
    The white of cleanliness!
[21:48] team
    Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
[21:52] mok
    Aoyama-kun likes white.
[21:55] team
    He li-kes wh-i-te!
[22:02] all
    Are you kidding us?!
[23:18] zai
    Picking a team based on the uniform
[23:21] zai
    is so idiotic that I'm mad at
    myself for being worried.
[23:27] zai
    You damn germaphobic, whimsical fool.