# Season 1
# 1 - Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:05] Ann**
We're deep into added time at the end of
the second half, and the score remains 1-1.
**[00:13] Ann**
This will probably be the last action
of the game for Japan's Under-16s.
**[00:40] Ann**
Goal!
**[00:54] aoy**
You know, I don't mind you celebrating...
**[00:57] guy**
Aoyama!
**[01:00] aoy**
...but can you please not hug me and stuff?
**[01:05] aoy**
You'll get me dirty.
**[01:11] Girl**
Aoyama-kun sure is a clean freak.
***SIGN*** #01
***SIGN*** Aoyama-kun Is a Clean Freak
***SIGN*** Fujimi High School
**[02:56] Boy**
Aoyama-kyun...
**[02:57] ---**
So cool!
**[02:59] Girls**
It's so clean!
**[02:59] Girls**
I wish he'd wipe it every day!
**[03:10] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[03:11] Boy**
Wow, it's so sparkly!
**[03:13] Girl**
You're amazing, Aoyama!
**[03:16] Girl2**
Aoyama-kun!
**[03:18] Guy**
*I get it, Aoyama.*
**[03:20] Guy**
* Even as you clean, you feel like*
* the dirt keeps coming back,*
**[03:23] Guy**
* leaving you in an endless loop*
* where you just keep cleaning forever.*
**[03:27] zai**
A-o-ya-ma!
**[03:32] zai**
Practice has already started.
**[03:35] aoy**
Zaizen-san...
**[03:39] zai**
You're already worn out!
**[03:40] zai**
Do you have enough in the tank for practice?!
**[03:47] zai**
I want to hear you guys!
**[03:49] All**
Yes, sir!
**[03:49] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[03:56] Girl**
What kind of soap are you using?
**[04:06] Girls**
Aoyama-kun, that's some
impressive lathering!
**[04:09] Ta**
Far post!
**[04:11] Ta**
Keep your eyes on your man!
**[04:14] Ta**
Here it comes!
**[04:14] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[04:18] Girls**
His hands are so clean.
**[04:19] Girls**
Look at his fingertips!
**[04:21] zai**
Damn you...
**[04:24] zai**
How long are you going to keep that up?
**[04:26] zai**
I'll kill you!
**[04:35] Miwa**
That's enough.
**[04:42] zai**
Coach Miwa.
**[04:44] Miwa**
Kaocchi, Aoyama's an extreme germaphobe.
**[04:49] zai**
Could you please stop calling me that?
**[04:52] Miwa**
Ah, it's all good.
**[04:53] Miwa**
Just keep an eye out for him, as his senior.
**[04:56] Miwa**
After all, you'll be linking up
because of the positions you play.
**[05:01] zai**
*"Linking up..."*
**[05:06] zai**
Pass!
**[05:09] zai**
Header!
**[05:11] zai**
Eek!
**[05:14] zai**
*I don't see it working in the slightest,*
**[05:17] zai**
* but with him on the team, winning the*
* district prelims isn't a pipe dream.*
**[05:22] zai**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[05:24] zai**
Make sure you stay hydrated.
**[05:28] aoy**
No.
**[05:31] Guy**
Drink it!
**[05:32] aoy**
I'd rather die.
**[05:34] Guy**
What?
**[05:36] Miwa**
I told you. He's a germaphobe.
**[05:42] Miwa**
He won't use something if someone else
has touched or drank from it.
**[05:47] Guy**
Does he really have to wash it?
**[05:51] Guy**
Here it comes!
**[05:54] zai**
*Just you watch, Aoyama...*
**[05:57] Guy**
It's a cross!
**[06:00] zai**
*I have the height advantage.*
**[06:02] zai**
*I'll jump higher than you and score!*
**[06:08] zai**
*Why isn't he jumping?*
**[06:12] Guys**
Gotcha!
**[06:16] Saka**
Just leave the muscleheads to us.
**[06:19] Kishi**
We got this.
**[06:20] zai**
That was a blatant foul!
**[06:23] aoy**
Is it a throw-in?
**[06:25] Capt**
I'll take it!
**[06:27] aoy**
Thank you.
**[06:28] zai**
What is this?
**[06:31] Saka**
Don't get so worked up.
**[06:32] Saka**
That guy's kinda fun.
**[06:34] Kishi**
Exactly. The real winners are
the ones who have the most fun.
**[06:37] Guy3**
Keep it fun!
**[06:41] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[06:42] Capt**
Here it comes!
**[06:54] zai**
If you think you can get away with
everything just because you're good,
**[06:58] zai**
you're in for a rude awakening, you idiot!
**[07:00] zai**
And you guys! Quit coddling him!
**[07:03] zai**
You know what I mean!
**[07:04] cap**
Dude, don't you realize
you're far more coddled than he is?
**[07:13] cap**
I mean, just look at those
brand spanking new cleats.
**[07:16] Saka**
He's right! Coddle City!
**[07:18] zai**
I got these from my daddy—
I mean, my old man!
**[07:21] Saka**
Oldest son of a business mogul?
What is your life, a TV show?!
**[07:24] Saka**
Get outta here, Richie Rich!
**[07:27] All**
And what is with that old butler
ferrying you to and from school?!
**[07:30] All**
Yeah! Right on!
**[07:31] All**
Try experiencing the crush of
a morning rush hour train for once!
**[07:34] ---**
Amen!
**[07:36] zai**
*Seriously? I'm the more coddled one here?*
**[07:41] zai**
*No!*
**[07:43] zai**
* Being spoiled rotten has*
* nothing to do with this...*
**[07:46] zai**
...and you have even less
to do with this, baseball team!
**[07:50] zai**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[07:53] zai**
You're gonna start
taking soccer seriously!
**[07:56] Miwa**
I told you all to *get along*!
**[07:59] Guys**
There it is!
**[08:00] Guys**
Miwa-chan's "ippon seoi nage" throw!
**[08:02] Guys**
That's a third dan judo master for you!
**[08:07] Saka**
Another clean throw.
**[08:08] zai**
Why is a judo aficionado even
coaching the soccer team?
**[08:21] zai**
He jumps out of the way of passes,
**[08:23] zai**
he won't head the ball,
**[08:24] zai**
and any kind of contact play is out.
**[08:27] zai**
I don't care how talented he is.
**[08:29] zai**
I will never accept someone like him!
**[08:43] zai**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[08:44] moka**
U-Um, I...
**[08:51] zai**
What was that all about?
**[08:53] Miwa**
Kaocchi.
**[08:56] Gaoy**
Coach?
**[08:58] Gaoy**
I really would like you
to stop calling me that.
**[09:03] Gaoy**
What's up?
**[09:04] Gaoy**
I'll take care of locking up
the clubhouse.
**[09:07] Miwa**
It's not that. It's about
Aoyama being a clean freak.
**[09:12] Kaoy**
I don't care if
he's a clean freak or whatever.
**[09:15] Kaoy**
He's either not serious about soccer,
or he just doesn't care.
**[09:18] Miwa**
You think so?
**[09:19] Kaoy**
It's obvious!
**[09:21] Kaoy**
He'll use wanting to stay clean as an excuse
**[09:23] Kaoy**
to just look on when
the game's hanging in the balance.
**[09:27] Kaoy**
He won't even touch the ball
without rubber gloves.
**[09:30] Miwa**
You're right about that.
**[09:38] Miwa**
After every session, Aoyama cleans
the balls like that without fail.
**[09:48] Kaoy**
Well, sure he does.
He *is* a clean freak, after all.
**[09:51] Kaoy**
But why does he put on
that ridiculous outfit to do it?
**[09:53] Miwa**
He has to, or else he can't clean the balls.
**[09:57] Miwa**
It's a tremendous handicap.
**[09:59] Miwa**
He can't do what everybody
is able to do naturally.
**[10:03] Miwa**
You sweat and get dirty.
**[10:05] Miwa**
Once the game starts,
you can't avoid contact with others.
**[10:10] Miwa**
It must be rough for a germaphobe.
**[10:13] Miwa**
In spite of all that,
he engages in soccer activities every day.
**[10:18] Miwa**
Polishing the balls is probably
like a ritual to him.
**[10:23] Miwa**
It's like a "thank you" to the balls.
**[10:27] Miwa**
Aoyama is a true soccer nerd.
**[10:31] txt**
Clean Freak! Aoyama-kun
**[10:34] txt**
Hot-Blooded
Scion!
Zaizen Kaoru
***SIGN*** Fujimi High School
**[10:40] Guy**
So this is Fujimi High School,
where I'll find Aoyama.
**[10:43] Guy**
I don't believe this.
**[10:45] Guy**
Oh, well. It won't matter once I win.
**[10:48] Guy**
From tomorrow, you'll be part of our team!
**[10:52] zai**
That's the famous Oshigami-Minami High.
**[10:56] Capt**
That's Takechi, the guy who was picked
along with Aoyama for Japan's Under-16s.
**[11:00] Capt**
He's Tokyo's number one forward.
**[11:04] Take**
Thank you.
**[11:06] Miwa**
Thank you.
**[11:08] Capt**
I heard they'd only send the reserves...
**[11:11] Capt**
He's coming this way.
**[11:13] Guy**
Fine by me.
**[11:15] Guy**
I'll go introduce myself.
**[11:16] Capt**
Hey! Don't cause any trouble!
**[11:20] zai**
Hey.
**[11:20] Take**
It's been a while, Aoyama!
**[11:23] aoy**
Takechi-san?
**[11:26] Guy**
That over-waxed little gel-head!
**[11:34] capt**
He's actually gelled it really well.
**[11:37] Take**
Aoyama, why did you reject our invitation?
**[11:41] Take**
This school crashes out
in the district preliminaries every year.
**[11:46] Take**
You've been given a gift.
**[11:49] Take**
So where's the sense in
letting it go to waste here?
**[11:52] Guys**
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
**[11:54] Take**
I bet you guys can't comprehend
the artistry or true value of Aoyama's game!
**[12:01] Take**
I can't allow Aoyama to keep playing
on this team of scrubs.
**[12:07] Guy1**
Just who the hell do you think you are?!
**[12:11] Take**
Don't touch me.
**[12:13] aoy**
Takechi-san.
**[12:16] aoy**
I came to this school because
it has something unique about it.
**[12:25] Guys**
Aoyama...
**[12:30] Guy**
Goal!
**[12:31] guy2**
Oshigami-Minami takes the lead!
**[12:37] zai**
Dammit...
**[12:38] Take**
What could this team possibly have
that brought you here?
**[12:44] Take**
Will you show me in this match?
**[12:47] aoy**
Takechi-san, why are you
showing off your abs?
**[12:52] aoy**
It's gross. Could you please stop?
**[12:54] Take**
You need a fit, muscular body to get
you through the rigors of this game!
**[13:01] Take**
You want to have a body like mine too, right?
**[13:26] Play**
Aoyama's on the attack!
**[13:28] Play**
Close him down!
**[13:29] ---**
R-Right!
**[13:30] Take**
*This is bad!*
**[13:34] Take**
I don't care if you foul him!
**[13:36] Take**
Just stop him in his tracks!
**[13:44] Play**
*It's no use. We can't stop him.*
**[13:46] Play**
*I'll just have to...*
**[13:49] Play**
Huh?
**[13:51] take**
Keeper!
**[14:02] Goal**
*He's not shooting?*
**[14:04] Goal**
*You think you can mess around?*
**[14:05] Goal**
*I'll grab it before you get past me!*
**[14:15] Goal**
What?
**[14:23] Capt**
Goal!
**[14:25] Girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[14:27] zai**
Damn. He made that goal all by himself.
**[14:30] Take**
Exquisite.
**[14:33] Girl**
*He didn't let anyone lay a finger on him,*
**[14:35] Girl**
* and then he finished it off*
* with a rabona nutmeg!*
**[14:38] Girl**
*That's so like him.*
**[14:39] Miwa**
* In order to stay out of touching distance*
* from other players,*
**[14:43] Miwa**
* Aoyama's movements are*
* frighteningly precise,*
**[14:46] Miwa**
* and that's consistently true,*
* from start to finish.*
**[14:48] Miwa**
* If defenders come near him,*
* he dribbles right through them.*
**[14:51] Miwa**
*Or he hits a telling one-touch pass.*
**[14:54] Miwa**
* Fearing this, the defenders*
* can't mark him too tightly.*
**[14:59] Miwa**
*However, if they give him space,*
**[15:02] Miwa**
*he has an unrivaled precision shot.*
**[15:07] Miwa**
* This is the playing style*
* Aoyama arrived at...*
**[15:09] Miwa**
* after considering all of*
* the things he cannot do.*
**[15:12] Miwa**
*The germaphobe's absolute domain.*
**[15:17] zai**
We took the lead!
**[15:18] zai**
* We're a goal up on the*
* illustrious Oshigami-Minami.*
**[15:21] guys**
Yes, Aoyama! That's goal number two!
**[15:25] zai**
* I don't want to admit it,*
* but he has real skill.*
**[15:30] guy**
H-He didn't move?
**[15:34] miwa**
He's really consistent about
not doing anything that'll get him dirty.
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st 2nd Total
***SIGN*** Oshigami- Minami
**[15:43] tac**
Takechi-san's on edge because
we ended the first half 2-1 behind.
**[15:49] tak**
Tachibana!
**[15:50] tac**
Yes!
**[15:52] tak**
Did you see Aoyama's almost
illegally beautiful plays?
**[15:56] tak**
He is a veritable *treasure*
of Japan's soccer world.
**[15:59] tac**
Takechi-san, he's still our opponent.
**[16:02] tak**
I know.
**[16:04] tak**
We won't let him have his way
in the second half!
**[16:07] guy**
The second half is beginning!
**[16:16] zai**
Four defenders marking Aoyama?!
**[16:19] cap**
Dammit. There's no way to pass to Aoyama!
**[16:22] tad**
Captain!
**[16:23] cap**
All right, Tada!
**[16:28] tak**
Laughable.
**[16:29] tak**
As long as Aoyama doesn't get the ball,
**[16:32] tak**
Fujimi High has even less bite
than a toothless tiger.
**[16:35] zai**
You wish!
**[16:37] zai**
Putting four men on Aoyama
gives the rest of us a lot more space!
**[16:39] zai**
We'll attack without him!
**[16:41] ishi**
There!
**[16:42] zai**
Watch this!
**[16:46] guy**
Wow, this guy can't use his feet at all.
**[16:49] tak**
Ugly. That was too ugly for words.
**[16:52] cap**
I understand what you're trying to do,
**[16:55] cap**
but you know you're not great
with the ball at your feet.
**[16:58] zai**
Dammit!
**[17:07] miwa**
This is bad.
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st 2nd Total
***SIGN*** Oshigami- Minami
**[17:09] miwa**
Just by shutting down Aoyama,
the difference is stark.
**[17:16] tak**
You get it now, don't you?
**[17:19] tak**
This isn't where
you're supposed to be, Aoyama.
**[17:24] tak**
It's not too late. Join us.
**[17:27] miw**
Kaocchi! Come here!
**[17:31] miw**
Ten minutes left.
**[17:33] miw**
But isn't there something wrong
with Aoyama's movements?
**[17:35] miw**
Normally, it doesn't matter how
many people there are on him.
**[17:38] zai**
You're right.
**[17:40] miw**
It's possible he's injured.
**[17:43] zai**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[17:46] zai**
Are you hurt or something?
**[17:50] aoy**
No.
**[17:52] zai**
What gives, then?
**[17:53] zai**
Huh?
**[17:55] zai**
Son of a... Look at your feet!
**[17:58] zai**
Don't tell me you're just
avoiding getting dirty!
**[18:04] zai**
Stop screwing around!
**[18:05] zai**
If you don't want to play, get off the field!
**[18:13] (Flashback) aoy**
I came to this school because
it has something unique about it.
**[18:19] zai**
*Why? Why did you come here?!*
**[18:23] zai**
* In the first half, I actually thought*
* you might be serious about soccer.*
**[18:28] zai**
*But now, you're just...*
**[18:34] zai**
*You disappoint me.*
**[18:35] guy**
Last five minutes!
**[18:38] tad**
I got this!
**[18:42] tad**
Oh crap!
**[18:45] take**
Losers, all of you! This is...
**[18:49] take**
...the end!
**[18:58] take**
He blocked it with his face?!
**[19:01] cap**
Counterattack!
**[19:06] zai**
*I...*
**[19:07] zai**
*I don't have the skill or talent Aoyama has.*
**[19:12] zai**
*But you know what?*
**[19:14] zai**
* It doesn't matter if the opponent's*
* a famous school or not...*
**[19:18] zai**
*I want to win!*
**[19:20] cap**
Zaizen!
**[19:22] zai**
*I'm giving soccer everything I've got here!*
**[19:36] zai**
*Damn you!*
**[20:06] guys**
Goal!
**[20:14] zai**
I thought you didn't want to get dirty.
**[20:18] aoy**
If it's just the last five minutes,
I can handle it.
**[20:21] aoy**
I really hate losing.
**[20:25] zai**
*This guy...*
**[20:28] zai**
* Aoyama's a clean freak*
* who has a rod up his ass,*
**[20:31] zai**
* so to be honest,*
* I don't like this first-year.*
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** Total
**[20:37] zai**
*But you know what?*
**[20:39] ---**
Yippee!
**[20:43] zai**
* When it comes to the desire to win,*
* he's just like us.*
**[20:47] zai**
*That makes him a reliable teammate!*
**[20:55] zai**
Aoyama, you bastard!
**[20:58] aoy**
Nice header, Zaizen-san.
**[21:08] zai**
You can have this.
**[21:09] zai**
You're more worthy of the number 10.
**[21:13] aoy**
Zaizen-san...
**[21:15] aoy**
I... don't want it.
**[21:17] zai**
Put it on!
**[21:19] aoy**
I'd rather die.
**[21:20] zai**
Is my shirt that dirty?!
**[21:21] girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[21:25] tak**
I won't stand for this!
**[21:27] tak**
We were supposed to show our superiority
and talk Aoyama into joining us.
**[21:31] tak**
But instead, we lost! Unthinkable!
**[21:35] tak**
Perhaps I should transfer to Fujimi High.
**[21:37] tach**
What?
**[21:39] tak**
But I wonder what Aoyama was talking about.
**[21:42] tak**
What is so unique about Fujimi High?
**[21:49] aoy**
I'm glad I came here.
**[21:54] aoy**
Every toilet needs this feature.
**[23:30] mok**
I've decided.
**[23:32] mok**
I'm going to support Aoyama-kun
in my own way.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember?
# 2 - Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:00] mok**
*I met Aoyama-kun in grade school.*
**[00:05] mok**
* Even back then, he was the kind*
* of person who caught your eye.*
**[00:10] mok**
* He possessed a taciturn demeanor*
* and an indomitable spirit.*
**[00:15] mok**
* As a highly timid girl,*
* I found that intimidating,*
**[00:16] (Flashback) tea**
Hey! That's not safe!
**[00:18] (Flashback) tea**
Get back in here! Right this instant!
**[00:18] mok**
*and we didn't talk to each other much.*
**[00:21] (Flashback) tea**
Come on! Hurry up!
**[00:22] mok**
* But I will never forget*
* that one time in fifth grade...*
**[00:29] mok**
* It was the one and only time that*
* Aoyama-kun and I had a conversation.*
**[00:41] mok**
*Aoyama-kun, do you remember?*
***SIGN*** #2
**[02:17] chee**
A-o-ya-ma-kun!
***SIGN*** Aoyama-kun, Do You Remember?
**[02:21] chee**
Good work!
**[02:22] chee**
He's so cool!
**[02:27] chee**
Aoyama-kun!
**[02:27] zai**
Damn groupies. They're nearly on the pitch.
**[02:31] zai**
If you're just spectating,
get out of here already!
**[02:36] zai**
Aoyama, go pick up the balls.
You're good at cleaning up, right?
**[02:40] ---**
Sure.
**[02:44] zai**
Don't expect me to coddle you.
**[02:54] zai**
He sure is a crafty one. Does he
want to avoid handling balls that badly?
**[03:08] aoy**
Nice header.
**[03:09] zai**
Dude! Aoyama, you did that on purpose—
**[03:14] zai**
Damn him.
**[03:16] zai**
But I'm impressed
he got me with that delay!
**[03:22] guys**
I'm so hot.
**[03:24] guy1**
So... lately, I keep getting the feeling
that someone's checking me out.
**[03:30] guy2**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[03:31] guy3**
You're imagining it.
**[03:34] guy1**
I guess only guys who have loving gazes
cast on them can understand this.
**[03:38] guy1**
Right, Aoyama?
**[03:41] aoy**
That sort of thing doesn't interest me.
**[03:43] guy3**
It's all in your head.
**[03:44] guy2**
Who ever cast a loving gaze on you?
**[03:46] ---**
Nobody cares about you, man.
**[03:49] guy1**
I know no one will ever love me!
**[03:52] guy2**
Wait up, four eyes.
**[03:54] guy2**
Hey, stupid four eyes!
**[04:07] guys**
Fujimi High! Fight! Fight!
**[04:10] cheer**
Aoyama-kun!
**[04:13] cheer**
Aoyama-kun!
**[04:14] cheer**
Aoyama-kun!
**[04:19] cap**
Whoa, it's sparkling clean again today.
**[04:26] cap**
Thanks to Aoyama, the clubhouse is
looking better than it's ever looked.
**[04:35] zai**
Even my school uniform is neatly folded.
**[04:38] zai**
Hey, Aoyama, did you have to go this far?
**[04:44] aoy**
I didn't do that.
**[04:47] zai**
Huh?
**[04:48] aoy**
I'd rather die than
touch someone else's clothes.
**[04:51] zai**
Don't look so smug when you say that!
**[04:54] zai**
Besides, my uniform goes to
the dry cleaners every day!
**[04:58] guy2**
What? To the dry cleaners?
**[05:00] guy2**
You snob!
**[05:01] guy2**
Mine are washed by hand!
**[05:03] zai**
By hand? Wait, are you
wearing silk or something?
**[05:07] guy2**
Of course not!
**[05:08] guy2**
As if I'd wear something like that!
**[05:09] guy3**
Now that I think about it,
Aoyama was training with us the whole time.
**[05:10] ---**
Man, this is why rich people suck.
**[05:13] guy3**
Has someone trespassed in our clubhouse?
**[05:16] cap**
All right, everybody.
Check your valuables, just in case.
**[05:19] cap**
Going forward, we need to make sure
we always lock the clubhouse.
**[05:22] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[05:32] aoy**
A doll?
**[05:47] caP**
They got us again.
**[05:48] zai**
But the door was locked!
**[05:52] cap**
Let's just agree that
this is the work of a fairy.
**[05:55] all**
Okay!
**[05:55] zai**
Are you scared?!
Stop sticking your heads in the sand!
**[06:01] cap**
And that makes it every day this week.
**[06:03] guy**
Thank you, fairy!
**[06:06] guy2**
It's folded all nicely again.
**[06:07] guy3**
I can feel the love.
**[06:10] guy2**
I'm absolutely certain
that the fairy's into me.
**[06:12] ---**
Huh?
**[06:13] guy3**
How did you even arrive
at that, you moron?
**[06:16] guy2**
Mine's folded a tiny bit differently.
**[06:19] guy2**
See? More care and attention!
**[06:21] guy3**
You wish! Mine was folded
with more care and attention!
**[06:24] guy1**
There's nothing uglier than a jealous guy.
**[06:25] zai**
Shut up.
**[06:32] aoy**
That's big.
**[06:37] cap**
Hey, gather round!
**[06:39] all**
Okay.
**[06:40] all**
Let's do this.
**[07:08] mok**
*I wonder what Aoyama-kun's up to...*
**[07:31] (Flashback) mok**
U-Um, cats aren't scary...
**[07:36] (Flashback) mok**
Aoyama-kun, do you like cats?
**[07:50] (Flashback) mok**
Um, you can have this.
**[07:53] (Flashback) mok**
I made it.
**[07:55] (Flashback) mok**
Can you touch *this* cat?
**[07:59] (Flashback) aoy**
That cat has a weird face.
**[08:08] (Flashback) aoy**
I'll take it.
**[08:12] (Flashback) aoy**
But could you give it to me
after it's been washed?
**[08:17] mok**
*Aoyama-kun was a clean freak.*
**[08:24] mok**
*Back then, I couldn't give him the doll,*
**[08:28] mok**
*but we're at the same high school now.*
**[08:35] mok**
* Even though he's now*
* totally out of my league,*
**[08:43] mok**
*I want to cheer him on as much as I can.*
**[08:48] mok**
All right.
**[08:51] aoy**
Want me to help?
**[08:58] mok**
Why? No! No!
**[09:00] mok**
Why are you here?!
**[09:02] mok**
* It's over. He must think I'm a creep*
* for breaking in here every day to clean.*
**[09:12] mok**
* And on top of that,*
* all those handmade dolls...*
**[09:19] mok**
*I should've known he wouldn't remember me!*
**[09:35] aoy**
This won't do.
***SIGN*** Anti-Bacterial
***SIGN*** Sparkly
Clean
**[09:40] aoy**
If you're cleaning, using this
will yield perfect results.
**[09:44] aoy**
Also...
**[09:47] aoy**
I see the weird face hasn't changed at all.
**[09:54] aoy**
It's been a while,
**[09:57] aoy**
Gotou Moka.
**[10:00] mok**
Aoyama-kun!
**[10:06] zai**
You've got some nerve,
skipping practice to sneak a girl in here!
**[10:10] guy**
And you've made her cry?!
**[10:12] mok**
Um, that's not what happened!
**[10:15] zai**
I see...
**[10:18] zai**
So you're the cleaning fairy.
**[10:23] cap**
We're grateful for all the cleaning,
**[10:26] cap**
but maybe you should've asked first.
**[10:29] mok**
I'm really sorry for cleaning
your clubhouse without asking.
**[10:33] mok**
But I just wanted to be useful.
**[10:38] mok**
I wanted to make you happy...
**[10:46] mok**
*Aoyama-kun.*
**[10:49] mok**
*I wanted to be useful to you.*
**[10:53] mok**
*I wanted to make you happy.*
**[10:56] All**
Captain!
**[11:03] cap**
Of course, this is only if you're willing,
**[11:05] cap**
but can we ask you to clean our
clubhouse in an official capacity?
**[11:10] cap**
As the soccer club's manager, I mean.
**[11:14] cap**
We do have someone here
who's a total clean freak, after all.
**[11:18] cap**
It'd be a real help to have
someone like you on board.
**[11:24] mok**
I, um...
**[11:28] mok**
I'll do my very best!
**[11:31] all**
Hooray!
**[11:34] all**
Woohoo!
**[11:38] ---**
That settles it!
**[11:41] cap**
They're a bunch of weirdos,
but welcome to our club.
**[11:44] all**
Woohoo!
**[11:48] all**
Woohoo!
**[11:55] aoy**
That's big.
**[11:58] txt**
I will protect
Aoyama-kun!
***SIGN*** Gotou Moka
**[12:01] txt**
The team's
comic relief!
***SIGN*** Sakai Kazuma
***SIGN*** Tsukamoto Jin
***SIGN*** Yoshioka Taichi
**[12:15] aoy**
All right.
**[12:20] coa**
Take five!
**[12:22] mok**
I've got water!
**[12:25] guy**
Sweet!
**[12:30] sak**
I'm so tired.
**[12:34] cheer**
Aoyama-kun!
**[12:37] sak**
Aoyama's popularity is still ridiculous.
**[12:40] sak**
There weren't even any classes today.
**[12:42] yos**
And recently, the number
of guys has gone up, too.
**[12:45] gys**
A-o-ya-ma!
**[12:49] yos**
Speaking of Aoyama,
**[12:51] yos**
I heard that he not only takes a shower
after practice, but before, too.
**[12:55] sak**
In fact, if he spots an opening,
he'll take one *during* practice, too.
**[13:00] coa**
That's it for today!
**[13:05] tsu**
This is Aoyama's towel, isn't it?
**[13:08] sak**
It's on his locker, so I guess so.
**[13:12] sak**
His towel has his initial on it!
**[13:15] sak**
That's so funny!
**[13:22] zai**
Sure, Aoyama's in the shower right now,
but what do you think you're doing?!
**[13:30] tsu**
Just so you know,
**[13:32] tsu**
Aoyama's towel...
**[13:40] tsu**
...smells super good!
**[13:43] sak**
Stop that, you idiot. It's perverted!
**[13:46] tsu**
If you doubt me, give it a sniff! Here!
**[13:49] zai**
Cut it out! Don't lump me in with you!
**[13:53] sak**
What are you doing, you specky degenerate?
We'll leave you behind.
***SIGN*** Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet, elegant aroma!! Outrageous
**[14:00] tsu**
All right...
***SIGN*** Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet, elegant aroma!! Outrageous
**[14:02] tsu**
"Aoyama's towel gives off a sweet,
elegant aroma! Outrageous."
**[14:10] coa**
Take five!
**[14:11] coa**
Afterward, we'll have
a five-on-five mini-game.
**[14:16] mok**
Aoyama-kun, your towel.
**[14:30] sak**
Ow!
**[14:33] sak**
Gotou-chan, can you please disinfect it?
**[14:35] mok**
R-Right away!
**[14:39] mok**
U-Um, I can't stand the sight of blood...
**[14:50] mok**
All right, Sakai-san, all done.
**[14:53] ask**
Oh! Thank you!
**[14:57] zai**
Pass it!
**[15:08] sak**
Hey, four eyes...
**[15:10] sak**
Aoyama's towel *does* smell super good.
**[15:14] zai**
What did you just say?!
**[15:15] yos**
Its fresh scent conjured up a vision of
translucent blue. Very Aoyama-like.
**[15:19] tsu**
See, told you so.
***SIGN*** Friendship
**[15:21] ---**
You sure did.
**[15:22] zai**
What is wrong with you guys?
What kind of pervert does that?!
**[15:25] cap**
It's true. It smelled better than I imagined.
**[15:29] guy**
That's Aoyama for you.
**[15:31] guy2**
Even his towel's aroma is alluring.
**[15:34] zai**
*D-Did everyone sniff Aoyama's towel but me?*
**[15:42] zai**
There's no mistaking it now.
This team is rotten to the core.
**[15:49] mok**
Wh-What should I do?
**[15:50] mok**
If this keeps up, they'll defile Aoyama-kun.
**[15:53] mok**
I mean, his *towels*!
**[15:55] mok**
Ready yourself, Moka.
**[15:57] mok**
I have to protect Aoyama-kun.
**[16:00] mok**
I mean, protect his *towels*.
**[16:15] mok**
Tsukamoto-san,
what do you think you're doing?
**[16:19] tsu**
I'm... um... Gotou-chan, what's with the bat?
**[16:23] mok**
I made it myself.
**[16:24] tsu**
It looks like it could easily kill someone.
**[16:27] tsu**
The flowers and cats are cute, but...
**[16:31] zai**
* A quick shift from staunch defense*
* to front-line offense,*
**[16:36] zai**
* putting intimidating pressure*
* on the opponent...*
**[16:38] zai**
*Excellent defense, Gotou Moka!*
**[16:42] mok**
* And that's how I protected*
* Aoyama-kun's towels,*
**[16:46] mok**
* which should have put an end*
* to the towel shenanigans.*
**[16:55] gir**
You know what I heard?
Aoyama-kun's towels smell super amazing.
**[17:00] gi2**
Oh, really?
**[17:01] gi2**
Tell me more! Is that really true?
**[17:03] gi2**
What do they smell of?!
**[17:04] guy**
Aoyama's towels are *that* good?
**[17:06] guy2**
I heard the aroma is like Cupid's Arrow!
**[17:08] girl**
Is it true that just smelling it
will make your wish come true?!
**[17:11] mok**
* The rumor got embellished and*
* spread like wildfire all over school.*
**[17:17] cap**
Wh-What's going on?
**[17:20] zai**
What's happening?!
**[17:22] ---**
This is bad...
***SIGN*** Pure Aoyama fans
**[17:28] tak**
This is part of scouting!
**[17:31] [SONG] txt**
People Who Showed Up
Because of the Twisted Rumor
**[17:35] guy**
Die in a fire, popular guy!
**[17:37] girl**
Boyfriend.
***SIGN*** Simply Nosy
**[17:41] guy**
What's going on?
***SIGN*** Cat
**[17:50] mok**
*What should I do?*
**[17:51] mok**
*I can't protect Aoyama-kun all by myself!*
**[17:57] coa**
Take five!
**[18:11] tak**
Aoyama's towel!
**[18:16] mok**
Everybody, please stop!
**[18:26] yos**
That's our Aoyama!
**[18:27] sak**
He's ducking and diving
through that onslaught!
**[18:31] tsu**
And for some unknown reason,
he's also dribbling.
**[18:35] sak**
Amazing! That's amazing,
but he's a grade-A idiot!
**[18:41] mok**
*I-I need to protect Aoyama-kun!*
**[18:48] zai**
Towel, towel, towel, towel!
Enough of that crap!
**[18:56] zai**
What gave you interlopers the idea that
you can set foot on this sacred field?!
**[19:02] zai**
We're serious about soccer!
**[19:07] zai**
If you get in our way,
I won't care if you're a girl or a guy!
**[19:09] zai**
I'll kill you!
**[19:15] guy**
Zaizen doesn't scare me, but his dad...
**[19:18] guy2**
Yeah. Draw the ire of the Zaizen family,
and you'll get rubbed out.
**[19:22] ---**
Tch...
**[19:27] coa**
Kaocchi, nice power play.
**[19:34] zai**
Jeez...
**[19:36] zai**
I can't believe all those people are
going bananas over Aoyama's stupid towel.
**[19:40] zai**
What a bunch of idiots.
**[19:45] zai**
I'm not a pervert.
**[19:54] zai**
Dammit!
**[19:58] zai**
*I'm...*
**[19:59] (Flashback) tsu**
It smells super good.
**[20:01] (Flashback) yos**
Its fresh scent conjured up
a vision of translucent blue.
**[20:05] zai**
*Aoyama's towel is just...*
**[20:07] (Flashback) cap**
It smelled better than I imagined.
**[20:09] (Flashback) guy2**
Even his towel's aroma is alluring.
**[20:11] zai**
*I'm...*
**[20:17] zai**
* What is this nostalgic smell,*
* so full of kindness?*
**[20:40] zai**
It's mommy's smell...
**[20:49] aoy**
You're a pervert.
**[20:51] zai**
No!
**[20:52] zai**
I-It's not like that!
**[20:53] zai**
It just triggered some nostalgia!
**[20:54] zai**
P-Please forget you saw anything!
**[20:58] aoy**
Zaizen-san, please dispose of that towel.
**[21:03] aoy**
I won't forget this.
**[21:07] zai**
Please forget it...
**[21:12] but**
Master Kaoru, shall we wash this towel?
**[21:15] zai**
No, leave it as it is.
**[21:24] mok**
* Yesterday, Zaizen-san*
* took care of the situation,*
**[21:27] mok**
*but as the manager, I need to work harder.*
**[21:31] aoy**
Hey.
**[21:32] mok**
G-G-Good morning!
**[21:34] tsu**
I'm telling you,
Gotou-chan might have a thing for me.
**[21:37] sak**
Nah. If anything, it's me she likes.
**[21:38] mok**
*That's right. I'm the manager.*
**[21:41] sak**
Oh, hey, Gotou-chan.
**[21:43] mok**
Oh, good morning!
**[21:45] sak**
That's...
**[21:46] yos**
Aw, her tee...
**[21:47] mok**
*So no matter how much I like him...*
**[21:52] mok**
*my feelings for Aoyama-kun...*
***SIGN*** Aoyama 4 Life
**[21:55] mok**
*...have to stay a secret!*
***SIGN*** Japan U-16's Aoyama Scores the Winner!!
**[23:32] gir**
So this is Aoyama, huh?
***SIGN*** Next time
***SIGN*** The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
# 3 - The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:00] tsu**
Hey, have you heard?
**[00:02] tsu**
In order to avoid people,
Aoyama basically never takes the train.
**[00:06] sak**
Really? That sounds like Aoyama.
**[00:09] sak**
He'll have a rough time making it to
our game against Takada Academy tomorrow.
**[00:16] yos**
What's up?
**[00:18] tsu**
Isn't that Aoyama?
**[00:21] yos**
You're right.
**[00:28] kan**
I may be able to give Aoyama
a reason not to show up.
***SIGN*** #03
***SIGN*** The Reason Aoyama-kun Isn't Here
**[02:05] all**
Mr. Zaizen! Thank you for treating us!
**[02:08] zai**
I never said it was my treat.
**[02:10] sak**
It's our tradition to eat at a family
restaurant the day before a match!
**[02:15] zai**
Stop making up traditions.
I only treated you one time.
**[02:18] sak**
You can't go into battle on an empty stomach!
**[02:21] sak**
We want to win tomorrow, right?
Right, Aoyama?
**[02:28] aoy**
I'm going home.
**[02:30] sak**
Why? He's treating us!
**[02:32] zai**
I just told you I didn't say that.
**[02:33] sak**
Look! It's the next head of
the Zaizen family over here!
**[02:36] tsu**
Aoyama, let's do some killer mixing
at the drink bar and start a revolution!
**[02:40] aoy**
I'd rather get home quickly
and take a shower.
**[02:46] sak**
Looks like nature's providing you
with one right now.
**[02:51] wom**
Welcome.
**[02:53] wom**
Can I take your order?
**[02:56] zai**
This is some guerrilla downpour...
**[02:57] tsu**
We'll all start with the drink bar.
**[02:59] wait**
It's right over there.
**[03:16] zai**
So that's out, too?
**[03:23] yos**
That looks gross. What's with that color?
**[03:26] tsu**
It's cola plus melon soda.
It might look bad, but it's the best!
**[03:29] tsu**
I dipped a teabag in there as well.
**[03:32] sak**
Well, let's prepare ourselves for making it
through the preliminaries tomorrow—
**[03:36] tak**
Unacceptable.
**[03:39] tak**
It's beyond belief that Aoyama's
playing for such a worthless team.
**[03:43] tak**
It's like giving a national
cultural treasure to toddlers.
**[03:48] sak**
You're that perverted forward from
Oshigami-Minami, Takechi Akira!
**[03:52] tak**
Ah, it's the worthless soccer team
from Fujimi High School.
**[03:55] zai**
Who are you calling a worthless team?!
**[03:58] tak**
Aoyama!
**[04:02] tak**
Fancy running into you here.
What a coincidence.
**[04:04] zai**
Stop it with the ab flexing!
**[04:06] zai**
People call you a pervert because
you do that no matter where you are!
**[04:10] zai**
And coincidence? Puh-lease. You always
come and watch our practice sessions.
**[04:14] tak**
Why would I lower myself to
watching a bunch of amateurs train?
**[04:19] zai**
You may think those sunglasses in
your pocket are an adequate disguise,
**[04:23] zai**
but they're conspicuous as hell!
**[04:25] tak**
Well, if the cat's out of the bag—
**[04:27] zai**
You're not even trying to keep it there!
**[04:28] tak**
So you're up against
Takada Academy tomorrow?
**[04:32] tak**
If we fielded our starting eleven
against them, we'd win at least five-nil.
**[04:37] tak**
And if we had Aoyama,
**[04:40] tak**
even the lowest estimate
would see us scoring ten goals.
**[04:46] tsu**
So what?
**[04:47] yos**
Hypothetical scenarios are so pointless.
**[04:50] yos**
Let's eat.
**[04:51] sak**
No matter what you say,
Aoyama's on our team.
**[04:55] sak**
Go home, go home.
**[04:56] tak**
This is why you're all worthless!
You're not getting my point!
**[05:00] ---**
I'm saying you aren't fit
to be Aoyama's teammates!
**[05:04] zai**
Shut up! There are other customers in here!
**[05:06] zai**
Stop shouting!
**[05:07] girl**
What's going on?
**[05:08] girl**
A fight? That's so lame.
**[05:10] tac**
Takechi-san, please calm down!
**[05:13] wai**
I can take your order now.
**[05:19] yos**
It's finally here!
**[05:21] yos**
Thank you for the food!
**[05:24] zai**
Hey, Aoyama, you're not going to eat?
**[05:28] yos**
This jumbo Hamburg steak is addictive!
You should order it.
**[05:32] wait**
Here's your jumbo Hamburg steak.
**[05:38] tak**
You guys know nothing about Aoyama.
**[05:42] zai**
What?
**[05:43] tak**
Aoyama never eats out.
**[05:45] tak**
He only eats nutritionally balanced
meals he's prepared himself.
**[05:51] tak**
He does that so he can stay in
perfect shape as an athlete.
**[05:54] tak**
He's not like you slobs,
**[05:57] tak**
who pay no regard to your prelim match
tomorrow and eat with reckless abandon.
**[06:06] zai**
I think his germaphobia just prevents him
from eating food someone else has made.
**[06:10] tak**
So, Aoyama, I will take care
of this thing for you.
**[06:16] yos**
Now wait just one minute...
**[06:18] yos**
That's actually my job.
**[06:21] tak**
You already have the same dish
in front of you!
**[06:24] tos**
This? It'll be gone in three seconds flat!
**[06:30] tos**
Now, gimme that Hamb—
**[06:33] tos**
You already finished it?!
**[06:38] sak**
That pervert keeps provoking us!
**[06:45] wai**
Your cheese-filled Hamburg steak.
**[06:47] tak**
Huh? I didn't order that.
**[06:50] wai**
The gentlemen over there
ordered it for you.
**[06:52] sak**
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
**[06:56] yos**
I don't think you can beat me for speed.
**[06:59] tak**
You schmuck. You dare to challenge me?
**[07:03] tak**
All right, then!
**[07:06] tsu**
It's a dead heat!
**[07:08] sak**
The next battle is over the Japanese-style
radish-topped Hamburg steak!
**[07:11] yos**
Huh? Another Hamburg steak?
**[07:13] zai**
How long is this rainstorm going to last?
**[07:17] zai**
And how long will this
speed-eating contest go on for?
**[07:19] zai**
I guess at this point,
they're competing over who can eat more.
**[07:22] saK**
Wow, only five more dishes and they
will have conquered the whole menu!
**[07:26] tsu**
In that case,
the one who eats it all first wins.
**[07:29] tach**
Takechi-san, let's call it quits!
This is such a silly fight.
**[07:32] tak**
Tachibana, there are fights
you can't afford to lose.
***SIGN*** There are fights you
can't afford to lose
**[07:37] tak**
Even if it wasn't our regular eleven,
we lost the training match against them.
***SIGN*** We lost
**[07:45] tak**
Losing against the same opponent twice?
**[07:48] tak**
My pride won't allow it!
***SIGN*** My pride won't allow it
**[07:51] tac**
No, wait. This has nothing to do with soccer!
***SIGN*** This has nothing to do with soccer
**[07:58] tsu**
They're finally on the last dish!
It's everyone's favorite: curry and rice!
**[08:02] sak**
And now both contestants' hands
have stopped in midair!
**[08:05] tak**
* To be honest, my stomach went*
* way past capacity a long time ago.*
**[08:09] tak**
* I feel like it can't even*
* take another grain of rice.*
**[08:12] tak**
*But you know what?*
**[08:14] tak**
*Watch me, Aoyama!*
**[08:16] tak**
* I am better than these scrubs*
* in every regard!*
**[08:21] sak**
Takechi's powering through
to the home stretch!
**[08:27] tak**
* You and I... We met in middle school,*
* at the training match for the Tokyo try-outs.*
**[08:35] tak**
* I still remember the pass you made to me*
* in the youth internationals.*
**[08:39] tak**
* It was the kind of pass*
* that guides you to the goal.*
**[08:43] tak**
*I can't forget how it felt.*
**[08:51] tak**
* No matter who they are, any forward*
* who receives a pass like that*
**[08:55] tak**
*will want to receive it again.*
**[09:00] tak**
* That's why I've tried everything*
* I can to persuade him.*
**[09:04] tak**
*I wanted to conquer all of Japan with you.*
**[09:07] saK**
The last bite!
**[09:09] titl**
*Pass the ball to me like that once more!*
**[09:12] saK**
Aoyama!
**[09:15] saK**
"Seasonal dish: the mega-sized
strawberry parfait?"
**[09:20] aot**
Takechi-san, this is the last item.
**[09:22] tak**
You perfectionist.
**[09:25] wai**
This... is our mega-sized
strawberry parfait.
**[09:31] tak**
Aoyama, that was one hell of a killer pass.
**[09:35] tac**
Takechi-san!
**[09:37] tsu**
Hang in there, Takechi! I've brought
my special hyper-mixed drink for you!
**[09:42] yos**
Dessert goes into a different stomach.
**[09:44] sak**
Looks like we win again.
**[09:49] aoy**
The rain's stopped, so I'm going home.
**[09:53] girl**
So this place we went to last time
with Kana was *so* delicious.
**[09:57] girl**
Let's go there together.
**[09:59] gi2**
Yeah, I want to go!
**[10:00] gi3**
Kana?
***SIGN*** Tokyo Subdivision Preliminaries Arena
**[10:05] zai**
That damn clean freak!
Where's that oddball got to?
**[10:09] zai**
Where did he go?!
**[10:10] cap**
Calm down, Zaizen.
He was here just a moment ago.
**[10:14] cap**
He'll be back.
**[10:15] sak**
Yeah, cool your jets.
**[10:18] zai**
You guys are way too relaxed about this!
**[10:20] zai**
The important first match of
the Inter-High preliminaries is today!
**[10:23] zai**
Dammit, don't you know this already, Aoyama?!
**[10:31] aoy**
All right.
**[10:35] kan**
What a drag.
**[10:37] kan**
Why on earth must they insist on
playing matches at our school?
**[10:40] kan**
It just creates more work.
**[10:48] kan**
Hey, you!
**[10:50] kan**
Why are you washing the bottle I just washed?
**[10:54] aoy**
Well...
**[10:55] kan**
"Well"?
**[10:57] aoy**
Because it's dirty.
**[11:02] kan**
Then why don't you come and help me?
**[11:06] ori**
All right! Are you done warming up?
**[11:09] all**
Yessir!
**[11:10] guy**
But, Orihara-san,
this Fujimi High we're up against
**[11:13] guy**
has that Aoyama dude playing for them.
**[11:15] ori**
So what?
**[11:22] kan**
It's not like I do this because I want to.
**[11:26] kan**
My boyfriend happens to be
the captain of the team, so...
**[11:29] kan**
Gross! What have they been doing in here?
**[11:32] kan**
Oh, please put that box
on the shelf at the back.
**[11:35] kan**
My boyfriend's a punk,
but he actually cares about soccer.
**[11:40] kan**
He told me that today's opponent
in the prelims are a real threat.
**[11:45] kan**
His name...
**[11:48] aoy**
Why have you locked the door?
**[11:51] kan**
Aoyama from Fujimi High School.
**[11:54] kan**
You won't be getting out of here.
**[11:57] kan**
Not until the match is over, anyway.
**[12:02] txt**
Always showing
off his six-pack!
***SIGN*** Takechi Akira
***SIGN*** Tachibana
***SIGN*** New formula
***SIGN*** The cleaning power will astonish you
**[12:04] txt**
Bring on
**[12:04] txt**
the foul play
***SIGN*** Orihara Youji
***SIGN*** Kana
***SIGN*** Tokyo Subdivision Preliminaries Arena
**[12:10] cam1**
This is a surprisingly big crowd
for a subdivision preliminary.
**[12:13] cam2**
It's because Fujimi High School
has that Aoyama kid.
**[12:17] cam2**
They're probably all here for him.
**[12:19] cam1**
I see. He's just that popular, huh?
**[12:22] cam2**
This is weird, though.
I don't see him anywhere.
**[12:29] tsu**
Aoyama isn't coming.
**[12:30] zai**
I'm seriously going to murder him!
**[12:33] cap**
The match is starting.
**[12:35] sak**
Let's keep this huddle going
just a little bit longer.
**[12:39] mok**
I can't find Aoyama-kun anywhere!
**[12:41] miw**
Seriously?! What's that
chronically late fool playing at?
**[12:44] mok**
I-I'll go look again!
**[12:47] miw**
*Aoyama going AWOL is an issue,*
**[12:49] miw**
* but we also got a bad draw*
* with this first opponent.*
**[12:53] miw**
* It's not like Takada Academy*
* has any standout players,*
**[12:57] miw**
* but everyone on the team*
* is physically solid and runs a lot.*
**[13:01] miw**
* And they don't shy away from*
* a bit of foul play in order to win.*
**[13:06] miw**
* They're famous for being a team*
* that likes to rough other teams up.*
**[13:13] sak**
Son of a...
***SIGN*** Soccer Team
***SIGN*** Conquer the Nation
Takada Academy Soccer Team
**[13:17] kan**
I can't let you play in that match.
**[13:24] kan**
Don't move!
**[13:27] kan**
I'll scream otherwise.
***SIGN*** I see.
**[13:33] aoy**
You play dirty.
**[13:36] kan**
Huh? Wha—
**[13:39] kan**
What happened?
**[13:41] aoy**
When I thought about the fact that
I'm locked in here, I suddenly...
**[13:44] kan**
So not only are you a clean freak,
but you're also claustrophobic?!
**[13:47] aoy**
Don't touch me.
**[13:49] kan**
You're such a pain!
**[13:51] kan**
Just being locked in made you
break out in a cold sweat and collapse...
**[13:56] kan**
And you're a severe germaphobe, aren't you?
**[13:59] kan**
Can you even play soccer, a game
where you keep running into people?
**[14:04] kan**
It's impossible to play this sport
without getting dirty.
**[14:09] cam1**
They blasted it in on the counter.
**[14:10] cam1**
Takada Academy bag themselves another goal.
**[14:13] ori**
All right! Goal number two!
**[14:15] sak**
Damn.
**[14:17] sak**
Once they scored, they shored up
their defense and waited to counterattack.
**[14:20] tsu**
Even though they look like delinquents,
they take soccer seriously.
**[14:25] miw**
*Where are you at a time like this, Aoyama?*
**[14:31] kan**
Just another thirty minutes.
**[14:33] aoy**
Does your boyfriend know about this?
**[14:39] kan**
Of course he doesn't.
**[14:41] aoy**
You looked so shifty just then.
**[14:43] kan**
N-N-No, I didn't!
**[14:44] kan**
I'm doing this on my own!
**[14:48] aoy**
Stop...
**[14:51] aoy**
Gotou Moka.
**[14:54] mok**
Anyone who makes Aoyama-kun suffer
has to answer to me.
**[14:59] kan**
How did you... The lock!
**[15:02] mok**
This kind of cheap lock
won't even stop me for ten seconds.
**[15:06] mok**
Some people saw a girl and Aoyama-kun
walking in the direction of the clubhouses,
**[15:10] mok**
so I unlocked them one by one to check.
**[15:14] mok**
Aoyama-kun, please hurry!
The match has started!
**[15:24] cam1**
Fifteen minutes remain,
and Aoyama is missing.
**[15:27] cam1**
Might be time to pack up.
**[15:28] cam2**
You said it.
**[15:32] zai**
That idiot.
**[15:34] girls**
Aoyama-kun!
**[15:35] cam2**
Aoyama has finally made it on to the field!
**[15:37] cheer**
Aoyama-kun!
**[15:37] cam1**
Fifteen minutes left, two goals behind.
That's an uphill task, even for Aoyama.
**[15:42] zai**
What were you doing?
**[15:44] zai**
And why do you have a brush?
**[15:45] aoy**
Zaizen-san.
**[15:47] aoy**
I'm going to pass to you.
**[15:53] ori**
*Why is he here?*
**[15:55] ori**
Ha. So you've finally
shown your face, Aoyama.
**[15:59] ori**
I've been waiting to take you on.
**[16:01] ori**
But it's really unfortunate that
there are only fifteen minutes left.
***SIGN*** Takada
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** ET
***SIGN*** Fujimi
**[16:12] cap**
Aoyama!
**[16:14] all**
Aoyama's first touch!
**[16:16] all**
What will he do now?
**[16:24] zai**
That's way too far for a pass!
**[16:26] ori**
Ishida, get back! He's going for goal!
**[16:31] mob**
Saved by the bar!
**[16:33] mob**
He's really up for this, going for
a long-range shot after just one touch!
**[16:39] mob**
He's only made one play,
but I can already smell a goal coming!
**[16:42] girl**
So cool!
**[16:45] cam**
That's Aoyama. Shoot! Shoot!
**[16:48] zai**
Tch. "I'm going to pass to you," my ass.
**[16:50] tsu**
See! That's our Aoyama right there!
**[16:53] sak**
Did you see that?
**[16:54] yos**
Right on!
**[16:55] ori**
I told you not to give him
space or time on the ball!
**[16:58] ori**
It's dangerous!
**[16:59] guy**
Yessir! I'm sorry!
**[17:00] ori**
*Damn, so* this *is Aoyama...*
**[17:04] ori**
* How can he move so fast, yet keep*
* the ball at his feet like it's on a string?*
**[17:09] cam**
He scores! Goal number one for Aoyama!
**[17:12] ori**
*Dammit! He's in a totally different league.*
**[17:15] ori**
* But you know, soccer's not*
* a clean game. You get me?*
**[17:24] ori**
Do it!
**[17:28] ori**
Put more people on him!
Don't let him get away!
**[17:32] cam**
It's amazing that he can be surrounded
and still keep the ball.
**[17:35] sak**
Hey, now...
**[17:36] zai**
They're being way too obvious
about wanting to hurt Aoyama.
**[17:43] cam**
He crossed while being surrounded.
**[17:45] cam2**
And it's on a dime!
**[17:47] cam2**
How did he even *see* that?
**[17:51] guys**
Aoyama got sent flying!
**[17:57] sak**
Goal! It's two apiece! We're tied!
**[18:01] ---**
Aoyama!
**[18:08] mob**
Yeah, that warranted a card.
**[18:10] guy**
What, really?
**[18:12] zai**
Bastard! What the hell?!
**[18:14] cap**
Zaizen!
**[18:15] zai**
That was totally on purpose!
**[18:17] zai**
Cut the crap!
**[18:19] guy**
I just had too much momentum.
**[18:24] zai**
Hey, are you okay?
**[18:26] aoy**
I'm fine.
**[18:28] zai**
You're...
**[18:30] zai**
totally not fine!
**[18:32] aoY**
What do you mean?
**[18:33] zai**
Stop pretending!
**[18:34] all**
Aoyama's movements have
suddenly become stilted!
**[18:39] mok**
Once his uncleanliness
crosses a certain threshold,
**[18:42] mok**
Aoyama-kun gets so stressed out
that he can't play properly.
**[18:45] miw**
Let's put that away, shall we?
**[18:47] orI**
Right now, Aoyama is a waste of space!
Let's put them away!
**[18:52] cap**
Since Aoyama can't move,
we need to cover for him!
**[18:55] zai**
Yeah, we just have to do it!
**[18:57] cam**
It's 2-2, and neither team is yielding!
**[18:59] cam**
There isn't much time left,
so the next goal will decide the game.
***SIGN*** Takada
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** ET
***SIGN*** Fujimi
**[19:03] ---**
There!
**[19:04] sak**
No!
**[19:05] cam**
Fujimi's defending for their lives,
**[19:07] cam**
but with Aoyama in that state,
this will be tough.
**[19:15] sak**
We've somehow kept it tied,
but it's starting to look hopeless.
**[19:19] miw**
Less than five minutes left!
**[19:25] cam**
Takada Academy's attacks are relentless!
**[19:28] ori**
I've got it!
**[19:35] ori**
*I thought...*
**[19:36] ori**
*you couldn't move.*
**[19:40] all**
Wow, he controlled that piledriver
on his chest!
**[19:43] all**
And now, he's counterattacking!
**[19:46] guy**
*I'll make you go flying again!*
**[19:48] guy**
Wha—
**[19:50] cam**
This is a complete departure from his
earlier finesse. He's going in hard!
**[19:54] zai**
He came back out of his shell.
**[19:56] cap**
Yeah.
**[19:58] miw**
Aoyama hates losing more than dying.
**[20:01] miw**
When he reaches the last five minutes...
**[20:03] ori**
Stop, you little turd!
**[20:07] miw**
the shackles of his germaphobia...
**[20:14] miw**
can no longer keep him down!
**[20:24] cam**
He scores! All by himself!
A lightning counterattack!
**[20:29] cam2**
3-2! Fujimi High School pulls ahead!
**[20:33] ori**
What is it with you?!
**[20:34] ori**
I thought you hated getting dirty!
**[20:37] aoy**
I hate dirty things.
**[20:41] aoy**
Chief among them...
**[20:43] aoy**
Dirty cheats.
**[20:48] aoy**
So I'm going to crush you
with everything I've got.
**[20:56] tak**
Unacceptable.
**[20:57] tak**
Aoyama's a monster in the youth division
who's never lost, not even once.
**[21:09] cam**
Time's up! In the end, Fujimi wins 5-2!
**[21:11] all**
We did it, we did it!
**[21:17] zai**
Yeah!
**[21:21] all**
Aoyama!
**[21:25] zai**
Learn your lesson already, guys.
**[21:31] guy**
What *is* this?
**[21:34] guy**
Why is the clubhouse so clean?
**[21:36] ori**
So Aoyama wasn't locked in here,
but stayed back to clean?!
**[21:40] girl**
Aoyama-kun!
**[21:48] tsu**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[21:50] kan**
Aoyama-kun! You're so cool!
**[21:54] ori**
Kana!
**[23:31] nar**
You're a germaphobe,
but you're on a sports team.
**[23:34] nar**
That's hard to fathom, Aoyama.
***SIGN*** Next time
***SIGN*** Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret
# 4 - Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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***SIGN*** Palm Frog
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** Swamps
***SIGN*** Smart
***SIGN*** Mage ° Aki
***SIGN*** Smart
***SIGN*** Knight
Thunder
**[00:03] nar**
*My name is Narita Shion.*
**[00:05] nar**
*Like Aoyama, I am a clean freak.*
**[00:09] nar**
* For observers, being a clean freak*
* is nothing but a disadvantage...*
**[00:13] nar**
*A weakness.*
**[00:19] nar**
* Attract attention, and you'll have to*
* interact more with people,*
**[00:22] nar**
*increasing the risk of your getting dirty.*
**[00:25] mag**
Here we go!
**[00:32] nar**
* But online, I can communicate without*
* the looming stress of getting dirty.*
**[00:51] voi**
*Quest complete!*
**[00:55] nar**
* Letting people in the real world know*
* that you're a clean freak is idiotic.*
**[01:01] nar**
*That's why I keep it a secret.*
***SIGN*** #04
***SIGN*** Narita-kun Keeps It a Secret
**[03:04] nar**
*This is the only time I can relax at school.*
**[03:09] nar**
* In an hour, this classroom*
* will become a battlefield.*
**[03:17] gir**
Yuuko, the camera's on the other side.
**[03:23] nar**
*All my classmates are vulgar and ill-mannered.*
**[03:27] nar**
*Worse than trash mobs in the MMORPG I play.*
**[03:38] nar**
* Stop screwing around*
* in the classroom, you vermin!*
**[03:41] kir**
Sorry, Narita!
**[03:46] nar**
* Don't wipe it with your sleeve!*
* You're just spreading it!*
**[03:50] nar**
It's fine.
**[03:52] nar**
I've got the rest.
**[03:54] nar**
*The best way is to just not get involved.*
**[03:59] guy**
Hey, Aoyama, did you finish
your morning cleaning ritual?
**[04:03] aoy**
Yup.
**[04:04] nar**
* I can't fathom why he'd risk getting dirty*
* by cleaning public property.*
**[04:11] guy**
Lately, this online game called
*Monstrosity Hunter* has got me hooked!
**[04:29] kir**
Sorry, Aoyama...
**[04:34] nar**
* Avoid interacting with others*
* as much as possible*
**[04:36] nar**
* and above all else, prioritize*
* reducing the risk of getting dirty.*
**[04:41] nar**
* That's the smart way to live*
* if you're a clean freak.*
***SIGN*** Home Economics
**[04:51] tea**
Today, you will be making
**[04:53] tea**
pork miso soup with rolled omelet
and a side salad.
**[04:56] tea**
Each group needs to work together
to make it a delic—
**[05:02] girl**
Wouldn't it be better to wash
the vegetables with soap?
**[05:06] gir**
Dunno.
**[05:08] guy**
This is hard to watch.
**[05:10] kir**
The girls in our class have zero girl skills.
**[05:19] kir**
Narita's amazing with a knife!
**[05:21] rik**
Not bad!
**[05:23] nar**
*I could do this with my eyes closed.*
**[05:26] guys**
Aoyama's slicing veg super fast, too!
**[05:31] nar**
The cucumbers are dancing
and leaping through the air,
**[05:39] nar**
before neatly floating into the bowl.
**[05:40] nar**
This is art!
**[05:42] tea**
That's Aoyama-kun for you.
**[05:44] tea**
That isn't something you can do
unless you use knives a lot every day.
**[05:51] nar**
*For a clean freak, that's standard.*
**[05:54] kir**
Whoa! Narita's moving super fast,
without any wasted movements!
**[05:59] kir**
He's finishing dish after dish,
all by himself!
**[06:03] rik**
Should I help?
**[06:06] nar**
Leave it to me.
**[06:07] rik**
Huh...
**[06:08] nar**
* I can't eat anything that*
* someone else has made,*
**[06:11] nar**
*so I have no choice but to cook every day.*
**[06:12] riK**
Then I'll just do a taste test.
**[06:15] nar**
*Don't put the ladle to your lips!*
**[06:18] riK**
Yum!
**[06:19] nar**
Thank you...
**[06:20] nar**
*Don't put it back!*
**[06:21] nar**
*I can't eat that soup now...*
**[06:23] guys**
This side is done, too!
**[06:26] nar**
*Aoyama...*
**[06:30] nar**
*It looks like a normal pork miso soup...*
**[06:36] nar**
* What is this delicious aroma*
* that grabs you by your stomach?!*
**[06:40] tea**
This smells really good, Aoyama-kun.
**[06:44] aoy**
I used homemade miso for it.
**[06:46] tea**
Huh?
**[06:47] nar**
*Homemade miso? That's cheating!*
**[06:50] guy**
Well, let's see how it tastes...
**[06:51] girl**
Thanks for the grub.
**[06:56] guy**
So good!
**[06:58] girl**
My life was worth it for this moment!
**[07:03] girls**
That's not fair!
**[07:04] girls**
I wanna eat something
Aoyama-kun's made, too!
**[07:06] kir**
Me, too! Me, too!
**[07:09] nar**
* Even the people in my*
* group are crowding him...*
**[07:11] nar**
*I won't forget this.*
**[07:16] tsu**
I'm so hungry, I could die.
**[07:19] tsu**
I always get famished by fourth period.
**[07:21] yos**
Just one more hour to go.
**[07:27] tsu**
Pork miso soup.
**[07:31] tsu**
Pork miso soup.
**[07:32] tsu**
Pork miso soup.
**[07:32] tea**
Hey, Yoshioka, we're still in class.
Where are you going?!
**[07:33] yos**
Pork miso soup.
**[07:34] yos**
Pork miso soup.
**[07:35] tsu**
Hey, hey, hey now! Yocchi!
**[07:39] tsu**
Pork miso soup!
**[07:47] all**
Is this where the pork miso soup is?!
**[07:50] guy**
More and more people are turning up
because of the scent!
**[07:54] tea**
Your food's capable of drawing a huge crowd?
**[07:56] tea**
What kind of terrifying dish
did you make, Aoyama-kun?
**[08:00] yos**
Gimme some soup!
**[08:03] guy**
The soup is long gone!
**[08:05] yos**
No way!
**[08:10] nar**
I have some fried rice, if you want.
**[08:15] tsu**
Fried rice is great, too!
**[08:16] all**
Fried rice! Fried rice!
**[08:19] nar**
*See that, Aoyama?*
**[08:20] nar**
* At my level, even white rice can become*
* a delicacy in a matter of minutes.*
**[08:28] kir**
Aoyama made chicken rice!
**[08:32] yos**
I'll show you what I can do.
**[08:35] aoy**
Please wait.
**[08:42] yos**
It's not chicken rice!
**[08:44] yos**
It's fluffy omelet rice!
**[08:47] tsu**
What?!
**[08:49] nar**
Damn, that's not fair, Aoyama.
**[08:52] nar**
*Making the egg that fluffy...*
**[08:55] tea**
Everyone who's not in this class,
go back to your own classrooms!
**[08:59] tea**
* What should I do? I'm not tough enough*
* to get a handle on this situation.*
**[09:04] juu**
You should all be in class!
**[09:06] tea**
*My saviors!*
**[09:08] juu**
What's this? Smells good.
**[09:11] zai**
Can we have some?
**[09:12] tea**
Or not. Just two extra mouths!
**[09:14] nar**
*This is bad.*
**[09:16] nar**
* We don't have enough ingredients*
* to prepare food for everyone.*
**[09:19] mok**
U-Um...
**[09:21] mok**
W-We took this from the dining hall.
**[09:24] tea**
Th-That's a lot!
**[09:27] nar**
* All right. With that much food,*
* we have way more options.*
**[09:34] stu**
Pasta with tomato sauce and mozzarella!
**[09:40] stu**
Meat and potato stew!
**[09:41] stu**
Seafood paella!
**[09:43] stu**
Steak with ginger!
**[09:44] stu**
Pancakes!
**[09:45] stu**
French toast!
**[09:47] stu**
These two can make anything!
**[09:57] (Flashback) dad**
Shion, everything here tastes amazing.
**[10:01] (Flashback) dad**
What's wrong? Aren't you hungry?
**[10:04] ---**
* We can't eat food that*
* someone else has touched.*
**[10:08] nar**
No.
**[10:09] nar**
* Anything we want to eat,*
* we have to make ourselves.*
**[10:14] nar**
*You have the same issue, don't you, Aoyama?*
**[10:18] zai**
I'm stuffed.
**[10:19] tsu**
Those two are way too good at cooking.
**[10:21] yos**
I can't eat any more.
**[10:23] girl**
I seriously want to marry Aoyama-kun.
**[10:25] gir2**
Me, too!
**[10:26] bioy**
Me, too!
**[10:27] nar**
* This is dumb. Why did we even*
* make food for all those people?*
**[10:38] nar**
What are you playing at?
**[10:40] nar**
* We don't consume anything*
* that anyone else has touched.*
**[10:44] nar**
Hey...
**[10:47] nar**
* Could it be that his germaphobia*
* has nothing to do with it?*
**[10:51] nar**
*That he just enjoys cooking?*
**[10:55] nar**
Hey, Aoyama...
**[10:58] nar**
Teach me how to make that
raccoon face in a latte.
**[11:02] aoy**
That's a cat.
***SIGN*** Clean Freak!
***SIGN*** Narita Shion
***SIGN*** "I'll do the rest, so don't worry about it."
***SIGN*** Class Rep
***SIGN*** Natural enemies of the clean freak!
***SIGN*** Rikiishi Yuuko
**[11:11] guy**
Quest complete!
**[11:13] nar**
*In* Hunter*, you play by forming
groups called guilds.*
**[11:16] nar**
* You could say that teamwork*
* is the foundation of success.*
**[11:24] guy**
Guild Leader, there's a hunter
that wants to join our guild.
**[11:28] nar**
Oh?
**[11:37] guy**
It's this guy.
**[11:40] nar**
Wait, this raccoon...
**[11:42] aoi**
It's a cat.
**[11:45] nar**
* The hairdo, the sour look...*
* And his nickname is Ao—*
***SIGN*** Aoi Sanmyaku
**[11:49] aoi**
Hi! My name's Aoi Sanmyaku!
**[11:52] aoi**
Please call me San-chan!
**[11:56] guy**
He's full of energy, isn't he?
**[11:58] nar**
*A-Am I mistaken?*
**[12:00] nar**
Nice to meet you.
I'm Smart, the guild leader.
**[12:03] nar**
We're a high-end veteran guild.
**[12:06] nar**
Half-baked hunters won't be able
to keep up with us.
**[12:08] nar**
Will you?
**[12:09] aoi**
I'll crush any monster that comes
my way with these iron fists!
**[12:25] aoi**
Iron Ball Shot!
**[12:28] nar**
What happened to using your fists?!
**[12:32] nar**
An OHKO precision kick?!
**[12:34] guy**
Quest complete!
**[12:36] mag**
San-chan, you're great!
**[12:38] all**
Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[12:41] nar**
*Yeah, Aoyama would never celebrate like that.*
**[12:55] nar**
*He even scrubs places like that?*
**[12:57] girl**
Aoyama-kun!
**[13:03] girl**
Um...
**[13:05] nar**
*Wait, what's going on?*
**[13:06] girL**
P-Please go out with me!
**[13:08] nar**
*Seriously? She actually asked him out?*
**[13:10] aoy**
Sorry, I can't.
**[13:12] girl**
Dammit, why do you have to be all cool
and collected when you reject me, too?!
**[13:18] nar**
*Yup.*
**[13:20] nar**
*This is what Aoyama's like.*
**[13:28] nar**
*That's...*
**[13:29] nar**
*That's the official* Hunter *key ring that
the game company only gives out*
**[13:32] nar**
* to the hunters they recognize*
* as the best of the best!*
**[13:37] nar**
*Of course, I have one, too.*
**[13:39] nar**
*And on the back, they engrave your nickname.*
***SIGN*** Smart
**[13:44] nar**
*Aoyama...*
**[13:48] nar**
*In* Monstrosity Hunter*,
you can have your own room,*
**[13:51] guy**
Your room's always so nice and tidy.
**[13:51] nar**
*where you invite friends to talk.*
**[13:55] nar**
Thank you.
**[13:57] guy**
You know, ever since San-chan joined,
our party hasn't been wiped out once.
**[14:02] mag**
Yes, San-chan's strong, cheerful,
mindful, kind and I think...
**[14:09] mag**
I might be in love with him!
**[14:16] guy**
He ran away!
**[14:19] nar**
*What was that reaction just now?*
***SIGN*** Smart
**[14:26] nar**
* I don't want to ask him outright*
* and make him get all defensive.*
**[14:31] nar**
* I guess looking at Aoyama's key ring*
* would be the quickest way.*
**[14:34] rik**
What's up?
**[14:36] nar**
Nothing. Do you need something?
**[14:39] riK**
I was wondering if I could copy your notes.
**[14:41] riK**
I forgot to take any earlier,
**[14:44] riK**
and you're so smart and always
take such *good* notes.
**[14:47] riK**
Please show me!
**[14:49] nar**
*My beautiful notes!*
**[14:52] rik**
Ah, my head itches.
I forgot to take a bath yesterday.
**[14:56] nar**
*I can't let this toad have them! No way!*
**[14:59] nar**
*But I won't let myself get worked up.*
**[15:01] nar**
I reckon it'd be faster to take
a picture with your smartphone.
**[15:04] rik**
You're a genius!
**[15:07] rik**
Oh crap, my phone's about to die.
**[15:09] rik**
So can I just take them?
**[15:11] nar**
I'm still using them.
**[15:13] rik**
Come on, it'll only take a second.
**[15:15] nar**
*Take a hint!*
**[15:16] rik**
Is there some reason I can't have them?
**[15:20] nar**
* It wouldn't be smart to let myself*
* get outed as a clean freak.*
***SIGN*** Smart
**[15:27] rik**
Hey, don't run away!
**[15:30] rik**
He's back!
**[15:32] nar**
I copied them in the teachers' office,
so you can have these.
**[15:35] rik**
Oh, thanks!
**[15:40] kir**
All right!
**[15:43] kir**
PE next!
**[15:45] guy**
Yeah!
**[15:47] nar**
* PE... I may get chance to take*
* a peek at Aoyama's key ring then.*
**[15:52] nar**
The best time would be
when everyone's changing...
**[15:58] rik**
Huh? My gym clothes have vanished?
**[16:02] rik**
H-Huh? Wait, they've been stolen?!
**[16:04] guy**
What's going on?
**[16:06] guy2**
Rikiishi's gym clothes have been stolen!
**[16:08] guy**
Seriously?!
**[16:10] pre**
All right, boys! Give them back *right now*,
and I won't report this to the teachers.
**[16:14] pre**
Just so you know, everybody but
the germaphobic Aoyama-kun is a suspect.
**[16:20] pre**
There is only one truth!
**[16:24] nar**
* Remove me from your list, too,*
* Miss Bowl Cut Gorilla!*
**[16:27] kir**
But Class Rep,
**[16:28] kir**
how could anyone steal gym clothes from
a locker in a classroom full of people?
**[16:32] kir**
It'd be impossible to do it
without being seen.
**[16:36] pres**
That's true, and we didn't move rooms today.
**[16:39] pres**
Yuuko, when was the last time you saw them?
**[16:42] rik**
I stuffed them into my locker
right before going home yesterday.
**[16:46] nar**
* Must have been a real weirdo*
* who stole something that filthy.*
**[16:50] pre**
The classroom gets locked
right after everyone's left for the day.
**[16:55] pre**
The next time it's unlocked
is 7 AM the next morning.
**[16:58] pre**
Which means the crime was likely committed
before all of us got here this morning.
**[17:03] gir**
Come to think of it, isn't Narita-kun
always the first one to arrive?
**[17:09] gir2**
He always leaves the classrooms last, too.
**[17:11] gir3**
It's always the quiet ones.
**[17:14] rik**
Narita, you...
**[17:16] girl**
Gross.
**[17:18] nar**
Me? Gross?!
**[17:20] nar**
*What's going on here?*
**[17:22] nar**
*Don't tell me they actually suspect me!*
**[17:26] nar**
Hang on. That's a serious accusation
to make without any evidence.
**[17:30] pres**
But you have no alibi, either.
**[17:32] pres**
And earlier, you were all like, "The best
time would be when everyone's changing."
**[17:35] pres**
I heard it with my own ears,
and if that's not fishy, nothing is!
**[17:38] nar**
*Shut up, Miss Bowl Cut Gorilla!*
**[17:41] guy**
Show us what's in your bag.
**[17:44] nnar**
*The horned garidons are attacking, too?!*
**[17:48] nnar**
*Aoyama!*
**[17:53] nnar**
*That rat!*
**[17:54] nnar**
*He walked out like this doesn't affect him.*
**[17:57] guy**
Didn't you hear me, Narita?
Show us your bag!
**[18:00] nar**
Don't touch me!
**[18:03] nar**
*Crap!*
**[18:04] nar**
*This is bad!*
**[18:08] guy**
He's the culprit!
**[18:10] guy**
Catch him!
**[18:15] nar**
*Dammit! I just wanted a quiet and,
above all,* clean *school life.*
**[18:23] nar**
*Why is this happening to me?*
**[18:25] nar**
*Why doesn't anyone believe me?*
**[18:33] nar**
*No, my face... the floor...*
**[18:37] aoy**
Excuse me...
**[18:41] aoy**
He would never steal this.
***SIGN*** Rikiishi
**[18:47] guys**
Huh?
**[18:49] nar**
*A-Aoyama...*
**[18:52] nar**
*He believed me.*
**[18:56] yam**
This gym bag was in my locker.
**[19:01] pres**
Yuuko, don't tell me...
**[19:03] rik**
Oops, I may have gone to the wrong classroom.
**[19:06] pres**
"May have"?!
**[19:14] aoy**
Narita Shion.
**[19:16] aoy**
It'd be better if you just
let them get to know you.
**[19:20] nar**
*He... He saw right through me.*
**[19:26] nar**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[19:30] nar**
*I won't accept that.*
**[19:32] nar**
* I won't let anyone know*
* that I'm a clean freak.*
**[19:35] rik**
Narita!
**[19:36] rik**
S-Sorry.
**[19:38] pres**
Sorry for accusing you
without listening to your side.
**[19:41] guys**
Sorry.
**[19:42] guys**
Sorry!
**[19:43] guys**
Sorry, Narita.
**[19:45] nar**
It all worked out, so it's all good.
**[19:47] nar**
I'm not mad.
**[19:49] nar**
* I'm not wrong. This is the smart way*
* of living as a clean freak.*
**[19:56] riki**
Narita, you're such a good egg!
**[20:00] kir**
Get a room, you two!
**[20:04] rik**
Don't get all hot under the collar.
It's only a hug!
**[20:08] guys**
All right, let's blow this joint.
***SIGN*** Aoi Sanmyaku
**[20:18] nar**
*So you were Aoi Sanmyaku, after all...*
**[20:25] nar**
Is Aoi Sanmyaku here?
**[20:27] guy**
He went to his room to get
an item for the quest.
**[20:31] nar**
To his room, huh?
**[20:32] nar**
Got it.
**[20:35] nar**
* The gap between his online and*
* offline personas threw me off a bit,*
**[20:38] nar**
* but I guess he can break down the walls*
* of his germaphobia here,*
**[20:41] nar**
*and that's why he can show his true face.*
**[20:46] nar**
* If Aoyama wasn't a clean freak,*
* maybe he'd be like that in real life, too.*
**[20:51] nar**
* Anyway, now I just have to*
* confirm it with him.*
***SIGN*** Aoi Sanmyaku
**[20:58] nar**
Hey, Aoi Sanmyaku! It's me, Smart.
**[21:01] nar**
I'm coming in!
**[21:03] aoi**
What's up, Guild Leader?
**[21:06] nar**
Huh? You...
**[21:09] aoi**
Let's go complete that quest already!
**[21:16] nar**
*So he doesn't clean because he likes it?*
**[21:30] nar**
I'll help.
**[21:36] aoy**
Perfect.
**[21:37] nar**
Or maybe he does...
**[23:14] guy**
For good luck, butt keepie-uppie!
**[23:17] zai**
Focus!
**[23:19] zai**
Our next opponent is
Minamida Fuzoku High School!
**[23:27] (Flashback) mon**
Statues should just stay still.
***SIGN*** Next time
***SIGN*** Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is All About Laughs
# 5 - Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is All About Laughs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
***SIGN*** Team Aoyama
**[00:09] sat**
Damn it!
**[00:12] cheer**
Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
**[00:15] cheer**
Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
**[00:18] sat**
C-Captain, what are you doing?
**[00:18] cheer**
Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
**[00:23] cap**
Nice shot! Good job, Aoyama!
**[00:26] aoy**
Th-Thanks.
**[00:28] tsu**
* I never expected our captain to join*
* Aoyama's fan club: Team Aoyama.*
**[00:34] sak**
Oh.
**[00:36] yos**
Here it comes!
**[00:38] tsu**
There, there, there, there!
**[00:39] sak**
And there it is!
**[00:40] sak**
The time-honored treasure in
four eyes' arsenal, butt keepie-uppie!
**[00:40] tsu**
There, there, there, there!
**[00:47] tsu**
*It's working! It's working!*
**[00:49] tsu**
*This'll work tomorrow, too.*
**[00:51] tsu**
*I'm all about scoring laughs, not goals!*
***SIGN*** #05
***SIGN*** Tsukamoto-kun's Life Is
All About Laughs
**[02:29] sak**
Gotcha!
**[02:32] yos**
Four eyes!
**[02:34] tsu**
Yeah!
**[02:39] miw**
The three stooges are combining nicely.
**[02:42] all**
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
**[02:46] sak**
Go!
**[02:47] tsu**
Oops!
**[02:47] yos**
Hey!
**[02:48] miw**
Um...
**[02:49] miw**
Hi-yah!
**[02:52] tsu**
Ow!
**[02:54] miw**
You're taking it too far.
**[02:56] miw**
But it's great that you put
the team in a good mood.
**[03:00] miw**
Do the same in tomorrow's match, too.
**[03:02] tsu**
Leave it to me.
**[03:04] oot**
Go!
**[03:05] tsu**
There!
**[03:06] oot**
Go!
**[03:06] tsu**
There!
**[03:07] oot**
Go!
**[03:14] zai**
You're goofing off too much!
**[03:15] sak**
It's fine. Tsukamoto's our
"good vibes" officer.
**[03:19] yos**
This is just another day for him.
**[03:22] oot**
Another!
**[03:23] tsu**
Oops.
**[03:28] cheer**
Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! Dodge!
**[03:36] cheer**
He dodged it! Aoyama dodged it!
**[03:38] cheer**
He dodged it! Aoyama dodged it!
**[03:40] zai**
Captain, what are you doing?!
**[03:43] yos**
You didn't know, Zaizen?
His girlfriend's an Aoyama fan.
**[03:47] sak**
I've gained a newfound respect
for our captain.
**[03:52] (Flashback) gir**
Gaku-kun...
**[03:54] (Flashback) cap**
Yurippe...
**[03:57] (Flashback) gir**
Good luck!
**[03:59] (Flashback) ---**
Thanks!
**[04:01] (Flashback) cap**
Yuri—
***SIGN*** I ♥
Aoyama
**[04:05] (Flashback) girl**
I only love you, Gaku.
***SIGN*** I ♥
Aoyama
**[04:17] sak**
I didn't think he'd choose the life of
being an Aoyama fan with his girlfriend.
**[04:23] zai**
I see.
**[04:25] zai**
He's a member of the Aoyama fan club
*and* the soccer team captain.
**[04:29] cap**
I'll get going now.
**[04:31] girl**
Yeah, do your best!
***SIGN*** Curse
**[04:35] zai**
*This team is rotten to the core.*
**[04:42] all**
Good morning!
**[04:44] gua**
Yes, good morni—
**[04:49] cheer**
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
**[04:52] cheer**
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
**[04:56] cheer**
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
**[04:56] yoos**
I totally didn't eat enough yesterday.
**[04:59] zai**
Are you kidding me?
**[05:01] sak**
Feed us our post-match meal again.
**[05:02] zai**
My treat again?
**[05:04] zai**
Get lost!
**[05:11] min**
I never thought the day would come
when the statue wouldn't be useless.
**[05:19] sak**
Today's field is grass! Woo!
**[05:22] yos**
Random diving!
**[05:24] zai**
We didn't come here to fool around!
**[05:27] mok**
I-I don't see Aoyama-kun anywhere!
**[05:29] zai**
Not again!
**[05:32] aoy**
Hi.
**[05:33] zai**
Damn you! Where have you been?!
**[05:35] cheer**
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
**[05:39] cheer**
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
**[05:42] cheer**
A-o-ya-ma! A-o-ya-ma!
**[05:44] cap**
I'm going now, Yurippe.
**[05:46] yur**
Okay. Good luck, Gaku.
**[05:51] cap**
Gather round!
**[05:51] zai**
Hell no! What's wrong with you?!
**[05:55] sak**
Four eyes! Do that thing you always do!
**[05:59] tsu**
Y-Yeah, I got it!
**[06:02] oot**
It's what we've all been waiting for!
**[06:06] tsu**
Ow!
**[06:08] kad**
I'm sorry! My ball flew over this way!
**[06:11] kad**
Are you okay?
**[06:14] kad**
Hi, I'm the captain of Minamida Fuzoku
High School, Kadomatsu Ryou.
**[06:28] kad**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:34] sak**
What's wrong, four eyes? You've gone pale.
**[06:37] yos**
Have you got a stomachache?
**[06:38] tsu**
What? Haha, no, I'm fine!
**[06:41] tsu**
Let's go warm up!
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** Total
***SIGN*** Minamida Fuzoku
**[06:51] shig**
Don't let him through!
Force him to the wings!
**[06:54] cam**
Here it comes!
**[07:01] cam**
Aoyama's really something.
**[07:05] cam**
He's playing on a whole other level.
**[07:10] cam**
You know, in the high school soccer world,
**[07:14] cam**
Fujimi High School may very well
become the eye of the storm.
**[07:18] cam2**
I don't know about that.
**[07:19] cam2**
I've shot high school soccer
for 20 years now.
**[07:24] cam2**
And Aoyama, with his exceptional talent,
is certainly the real deal.
**[07:30] cam2**
But that's what's so damning.
**[07:32] cam2**
This isn't the kind of team
he should be playing for.
**[07:36] cam2**
As long as they win, it's all good.
**[07:37] cam2**
But what happens if they lose
a preliminary match like this?
**[07:41] cam2**
In this game, results are everything.
**[07:44] cam2**
You may have a world-beater,
but if the team loses, that's it.
**[07:48] cam2**
Even a player like Aoyama won't get picked
for the national team if they lose so early.
**[07:52] cam2**
And then, he won't have any choice
but to leave Fujimi High School.
**[07:56] cam2**
If this team wants to keep their dream alive,
they must keep winning for him.
**[08:01] cam2**
However, high school soccer crushes
thousands of similar dreams every year.
**[08:06] cam2**
It's no walk in the park.
**[08:07] kad**
Shige, pass it!
**[08:09] ---**
Gotcha!
**[08:11] kad**
*This team only has Aoyama going for it.*
**[08:14] kad**
*In my eyes, this team has a major weakness.*
**[08:19] ---**
*And that weakness...*
**[08:21] sak**
Don't give him any space, four eyes!
**[08:24] kad**
*...is you.*
**[08:36] cro**
What? He got into the box with ease!
**[08:47] guy4**
All right!
**[08:48] shig**
Nice pass, Kadomatsu!
**[08:50] guy9**
Now, we're tied!
**[08:52] sak**
What are you doing?!
Stop sleepwalking and play!
**[08:58] tsu**
Sorry...
**[09:01] sak**
Anyway, we're still in the first half.
**[09:03] yos**
L-Let's get back into the game.
**[09:18] guy**
Down the right wing again?
This time, he put it in himself!
**[09:23] sak**
Hey, four eyes!
**[09:26] kad**
Same old, same old, huh, Tsukamoto?
**[09:30] kad**
You haven't changed
one bit since the old days.
**[09:41] kad**
You really are just a statue.
**[09:49] yos**
*Did something happen between them?*
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** Total
***SIGN*** Minamida Fuzoku
**[09:55] cam**
I guess the first half's ending 2-1.
**[10:00] cam2**
Minamida Fuzoku's parked the bus
ever since they took the lead.
**[10:06] cam2**
But yeah, looking at Fujimi High School...
**[10:09] cam2**
Their number 4 has destroyed their game plan.
**[10:11] sak**
Captain, where's four eyes?
**[10:14] cap**
He walked off toward the school,
so maybe he went to the bathroom?
**[10:38] tsu**
Dammit.
**[10:42] guy**
Aoyama's something else, but it looks
like we've got the better of Fujimi.
**[10:46] shig**
Thanks to that specky slow-mo.
**[10:51] guy**
I heard their number 4 was in the same team
as Kadomatsu-san in middle school.
**[10:55] shig**
I heard that, too.
**[10:56] shig**
He used to act all high and mighty
despite being younger,
**[10:59] shig**
so he got bullied constantly
until he graduated, right?
**[11:02] guy**
So that's why he's still terrified
of Kadomatsu-san.
**[11:06] shi**
Otherwise, he wouldn't be
such a liability in defense.
**[11:11] guy**
Well, after screwing up that much,
**[11:14] guy**
he probably won't play the second half.
**[11:22] sak**
Man, that idiot. Why didn't he tell us?
**[11:25] yos**
Right?
**[11:29] tsu**
* I need to get going,*
* or the second half will start without me.*
**[11:37] tsu**
Whoa! Aoyama, you were in here, too?!
**[11:39] tsu**
Don't tell me you've been here
the whole time...
**[11:43] aoy**
You use too much paper.
**[11:45] tsu**
*That's* the main talking point for you?!
**[11:47] tsu**
Wait, that means you heard everything!
**[11:50] tsu**
Not that it matters.
**[11:53] tsu**
I won't be playing the second half, anyway.
**[11:59] aoy**
Tsukamoto-san.
**[12:02] tsu**
What?
**[12:04] txt**
Team Aoyama Member and
Soccer Team Captain!
***SIGN*** Ishikawa Gaku
**[12:04] txt**
Tamura Yuri
***SIGN*** Thinks too highly of himself!
**[12:08] txt**
Kadomatsu
Ryou
**[12:11] cam**
The second half is starting!
**[12:21] tsu**
*Why didn't you sub me out, Miwa-chan?*
**[12:27] miw**
* It's true that you're currently*
* a burden on the team, but...*
**[12:34] (Flashback) sak**
Miwa-chan... No, Coach...
**[12:38] (Flashback) sak**
You can sub him out immediately
if we concede another goal from his wing,
**[12:42] (Flashback) sak**
but can you please keep four eyes
on the field for a bit longer?
**[12:47] (Flashback) sak**
Please!
**[12:52] miwa**
* Those two goof-offs always mess around,*
* but they asked me so seriously.*
**[12:57] miwa**
*I can't help but want to trust them.*
**[13:00] miwa**
*Now's the time for you to fight, Tsukamoto.*
**[13:03] miwa**
*For your friends. And for yourself.*
**[13:07] cam**
Why didn't Fujimi sub out the number 4?
**[13:11] cam2**
Beats me.
**[13:12] cam2**
What I do know is that,
**[13:14] cam2**
as long as he's out there,
**[13:19] cam2**
he'll keep being targeted
by the other team.
**[13:23] guy**
Another attack down the right wing!
**[13:28] kad**
*Tsukamoto.*
**[13:40] (Flashback) guy**
That's amazing, Tsukamoto!
**[13:41] (Flashback) guy**
You're not that good at soccer...
How come you can do stuff like that?
**[13:45] (Flashback) guy2**
That's so funny!
**[13:48] (Flashback) kad**
Talk about annoying.
**[14:01] (Flashback) kad**
What's the point of performing
keepie-uppies with your butt?
**[14:04] (Flashback) kad**
Are you stupid?
**[14:07] (Flashback) kad**
It's annoying, so never do it again.
**[14:11] (Flashback) kad**
Come on, guys. It's time for practice.
**[14:14] tsu**
* Kadomatsu-san was a second-year,*
* and as the star player,*
**[14:17] tsu**
*he was the center of the team.*
**[14:19] tsu**
* Ever since that day,*
* whenever I drew attention to myself,*
**[14:22] tsu**
*he'd fire a ball at me.*
**[14:25] tsu**
*After that happened a few times,*
**[14:28] tsu**
* I began to freeze up in front of him,*
* unable to move.*
**[14:34] (Flashback) kad**
You're so freaking boring.
You're like a statue.
**[14:41] tsu**
*Guys, I'm sorry for being such a burden.*
**[14:44] tsu**
*It's like I've traveled back in time!*
**[14:46] tsu**
*I can't move!*
**[14:48] guy**
Their number 4 let him run past
like he wasn't there again!
**[14:52] sak**
Not on my watch!
**[14:56] sak**
* If we know you're gonna ghost*
* past him every time, we can stop you!*
**[15:00] miw**
Nice, Sakai!
**[15:04] sak**
Don't let him go through you so easily.
**[15:06] sak**
I'll cover you, so be more aggressive.
**[15:11] tsu**
*Sakai, I'm sorry.*
**[15:17] sak**
Get your head in the game, four eyes.
**[15:21] sak**
You're Fujimi High School's
"good vibes" officer, after all.
**[15:30] cap**
Take it!
**[15:35] cam**
Shouldn't Aoyama be able
to create more chances?
**[15:39] cam2**
It's probably difficult right now.
**[15:42] cam**
Minamida Fuzoku is keeping
more players behind the ball.
**[15:47] cam2**
But, and I don't know how to explain this,
**[15:50] cam2**
it feels like he's waiting for something.
**[15:54] cam2**
At least, it does to me.
**[15:58] cam**
Either way, if they don't
make something happen,
**[16:01] cam**
Fujimi High School will lose.
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** Total
***SIGN*** Minamida Fuzoku
**[16:03] cam**
Here of all places.
**[16:08] miwa**
Ten minutes left.
**[16:10] oot**
They're going down the right again!
**[16:16] tsu**
*Dammit! Move!*
**[16:18] tsu**
*You coward!*
**[16:23] sak**
I won't let you!
**[16:34] tsu**
Yocchi!
**[16:36] guy**
Sub out number 4!
**[16:38] guy**
He's useless!
**[16:40] sak**
Shut up!
**[16:43] sak**
Listen up, four eyes!
You have me and Yocchi behind you!
**[16:46] yosh**
We can't get going without you.
**[16:49] sak**
So stop running away!
**[16:51] sak**
Don't you realize
you're turning into a total bore?
**[16:55] tsu**
Sakai. Yocchi.
**[17:02] tsu**
*When I joined the soccer team here,*
**[17:06] tsu**
*I was still depressed.*
**[17:10] (Flashback) all**
You're so funny, Yoshioka!
**[17:14] (Flashback) sak**
Coming your way!
**[17:18] tsu**
* But thanks to you, I was able to*
* have fun playing soccer again.*
**[17:34] tsu**
*I'm no longer...*
**[17:38] guy**
They're holding on, but Fujimi
can't get out of their own half!
**[17:41] sak**
I won't let you shoot!
**[17:45] oot**
It was a feint!
**[17:47] ish**
Crap! Kadomatsu's free!
**[17:50] tsu**
*A statue? Piss off.*
**[17:54] tsu**
*That's...*
**[17:55] tsu**
...so freaking boring!
**[17:59] tsu**
I'm not the old me anymore!
**[18:03] sak**
Four eyes!
**[18:09] kad**
Bastard!
**[18:11] cap**
Nice, Tsukamoto!
**[18:13] cap**
Aoyama!
**[18:17] zai**
Let's go! Time to counterattack!
**[18:20] guy**
Aoyama's heading down the right!
**[18:23] guy**
Is he going to cross it?
**[18:25] guy**
Who's the target?
**[18:30] zai**
*I'm ready anytime, Aoyama!*
**[18:32] guy**
Huh? He's not passing?
**[18:34] guy**
No! He waited too long,
and now he's surrounded!
**[18:38] cam**
Are you really going to lose here?
**[18:45] tsu**
Aoyama!
**[18:47] guy**
Their number 4's making an overlapping run?!
**[18:53] (Flashback) aoy**
In the second half, try to come forward
when you spot the chance.
**[18:58] (Flashback) tsu**
No, like I just said...
**[19:01] (Flashback) aoy**
I'm going to send a pass out to you.
**[19:10] tsu**
*Aoyama...*
**[19:14] guy**
A rabona!
**[19:18] tsu**
*What am I supposed to do with this pass?!*
**[19:20] tsu**
* Should I use my foot?*
* No, it's definitely at head height.*
**[19:24] tsu**
*You idiot!*
**[19:26] tsu**
* I don't have the skills*
* to deal with this cross!*
**[19:30] aoy**
Tsukamoto-san.
**[19:31] aoy**
Please do that thing
you do to lift our spirits.
**[19:44] tsu**
There.
**[19:46] kad**
What?!
**[19:48] kad**
His butt?!
**[19:53] all**
Yeah!
**[20:01] tus**
I accidentally used my... Wait, what?!
**[20:04] guy**
What *was* that?!
**[20:06] guy**
He scored a goal with his rump!
**[20:08] guy**
Seriously? No way!
**[20:09] guy**
I've never seen such godly buttock skills!
**[20:14] tsu**
Just how I planned it!
**[20:16] tsu**
That's what the great Tsukamoto Jin can do!
**[20:20] tsu**
Phew!
**[20:22] sak**
You bastard, stealing the spotlight!
**[20:25] yos**
You made us worry, you little turd.
**[20:28] all**
Bam.
**[20:28] oot**
You did it!
**[20:30] ish**
Bam.
**[20:32] all**
Bam. Bam.
**[20:33] tsu**
I-I can't breathe...
**[20:35] zai**
Hey!
**[20:38] kad**
Don't get ahead of yourselves!
You only equalized!
**[20:45] cam**
In the end, it was an easy victory
for Fujimi High School.
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** 1st
***SIGN*** 2nd
***SIGN*** Total
***SIGN*** Minamida Fuzoku
**[20:50] cam2**
After drawing level,
they got two more goals to seal it.
**[20:54] cheer**
You were amazing again today! Good work!
**[20:54] cam**
Aoyama really is a cut above.
**[21:03] cam**
In the final minutes,
Minamida Fuzoku couldn't contain Aoyama.
**[21:09] cam2**
His team may have won,
but Aoyama was really terrible today.
**[21:15] cam**
Aoyama might have played for
that shot by the number 4.
**[21:21] cam**
In order to restore his confidence
after he'd made so many mistakes.
**[21:25] tsu**
Victory dance!
**[21:27] cam2**
If he loses in a place like this,
he'd be throwing his entire career away.
**[21:31] cam2**
If he really risked that much
just to make that one play,
**[21:37] cam2**
he's an idiot of epic proportions.
**[23:13] voi**
*It is* Weekly Gonz's *hugely popular manga,*
**[23:16] voi**
*with over 10 million volumes in print!*
**[23:19] voi**
* And now, "I'm Going to Save This World"*
* is getting an anime adaptation!*
**[23:32] oza**
Guess I'll base my new character on him.
***SIGN*** Next time
***SIGN*** Ozaki-kun Has His Pride
# 6 - Ozaki-kun Has His Pride
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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***SIGN*** I'm Going to Save This World!!
***SIGN*** Takada Mirai
***SIGN*** Zoom
***SIGN*** Ka-Pow
***SIGN*** Aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaah
**[00:16] girl**
Wh-Why are you doing this? For me?
**[00:20] guy**
If I defeat him... you will be...
**[00:24] guy**
...free!
**[00:28] mon**
G-Gah! Why?!
**[00:29] mon**
S-Spare me!
***SIGN*** Gah
**[00:34] hero**
Don't rob people of the things...
***SIGN*** Dun dun dun
**[00:38] hero**
...they hold dear!
**[00:42] guy**
Your work this week is amazing
once again, Ozaki-kun!
**[00:47] guy**
But you do need to get the manuscript up
in the morning at the latest.
**[00:50] osa**
I'm not going to be late.
**[00:52] osa**
I have my pride.
***SIGN*** #06
***SIGN*** Ozaki-kun Has His Pride
***SIGN*** I'm Going to
Save This World!!
***SIGN*** I'm Going to
Save This World!!
**[02:38] tsu**
Holy crap, this is good!
**[02:42] tsu**
"Don't rob people of the things
they hold dear!"
**[02:45] tsu**
Dude, you're so slow to come to the rescue!
**[02:49] osa**
Is that manga fun?
**[02:55] tsu**
In my view, it's easily number one.
**[02:58] tsu**
*I'm Going to Save This World!!*
**[03:00] tsu**
already has over 10 million copies in print!
***SIGN*** I'm Going to
Save This World!!
**[03:02] tsu**
An anime adaptation
has already been greenlit, too.
**[03:05] tsu**
Of course, I foresaw its success
right from chapter one.
**[03:10] tsu**
You know, if you want, you can borrow it!
**[03:14] osa**
No, I'm fine.
**[03:16] tsu**
That so?
**[03:18] tsu**
All right, then.
**[03:23] tsu**
What is it?
**[03:25] tsu**
How long are you going to stand there?
**[03:27] tsu**
I can't read like this!
**[03:31] oza**
I see.
**[03:34] sak**
What's going on, four eyes?
**[03:35] tsu**
Nothing. It's just that Ozaki
actually talked to me for once.
**[03:38] sak**
He's always by himself,
so it's hard to know what he's really like.
**[03:43] girl**
It's Ozaki-kun!
**[03:55] girl**
There he goes.
**[03:58] girl2**
How I've missed this feeling.
**[04:04] girl2**
Ozaki-kun always looks intently at things
that catch his attention, doesn't he?
**[04:08] girl2**
Right now, it's a wall.
**[04:10] girl**
I wonder why.
**[04:11] girl2**
Usually, that kinda stare would be creepy,
but when it's Ozaki-kun,
**[04:16] both**
it gives you goosebumps!
**[04:18] kata**
What's wrong with you?!
**[04:21] guy**
What's going on?
**[04:22] guy**
The math teacher, Katahira,
is throwing a fit again!
**[04:25] guy2**
Who's the victim this time?
**[04:28] kata**
Bringing manga to school
is against the rules!
**[04:31] kata**
Confiscated!
**[04:32] tsu**
Please wait! Everybody brings manga to school!
**[04:36] kata**
A rule violation is a rule violation.
**[04:38] kata**
I don't like excuses.
**[04:44] tsu**
No! Wait!
**[04:46] kata**
Manga's a complete waste of time.
**[04:49] kata**
If you have time for that junk,
use it to study more!
**[04:52] guy**
She didn't have to rip it.
**[04:54] guy2**
That was actually cruel.
**[04:58] tsu**
I hadn't finished reading it yet!
**[05:03] kata**
Worst day ever!
**[05:05] kata**
And what kind of woman
goes after someone else's boyfriend?
**[05:09] wom**
I'm sorry! Teehee!
***SIGN*** Ma-kun
***SIGN*** I've fallen in love with someone else
***SIGN*** Ma-kun
***SIGN*** ...I'm sorry
**[05:12] wom**
That thieving cat!
**[05:17] kata**
Cat?
**[05:18] kata**
Wait, what's all this?
I just washed it yesterday!
**[05:35] moka**
There are more now.
**[05:39] kata**
So you're the culprit.
**[05:42] kata**
I'm going to get them taken
to the pound immediately.
**[05:45] mok**
Huh?
**[05:46] mok**
But that's...
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[05:47] kata**
If you're against it, you take them home...
**[05:50] mok**
M-My parents are both allergic
to cats, so I can't do that.
**[05:53] kata**
Blame yourself for feeding them
when you're not ready to take them in.
**[05:57] kata**
This is on you.
**[05:59] kata**
Hello? I'm calling from Fujimi High School.
**[06:06] kata**
Yes. It's about some cats.
**[06:07] mok**
* What do I do?*
* They'll be taken away because of me!*
**[06:12] kata**
Please come immediately. Yes.
**[06:17] mok**
*I need to do something...*
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[06:20] mok**
*Anything.*
**[06:23] oza**
Okay, stop.
**[06:26] kata**
Huh?
**[06:28] kata**
Hey!
**[06:29] kata**
What are you doing?!
**[06:32] kata**
What was that for?!
**[06:34] oza**
These are my cats.
**[06:36] ---**
See you.
**[06:38] kata**
W-Wait! You'd better pay for my phone!
**[06:42] kata**
You hear me?!
**[06:44] oza**
Then what about that manga
you tore up earlier?
**[06:51] oza**
Don't rob people of the things
they hold dear.
**[06:55] (Flashback) kata**
That thieving cat!
**[07:04] oza**
I didn't throw it.
**[07:06] kata**
Ozaki-kun...
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[07:10] kata**
You acted so tough.
**[07:12] mok**
Bye-bye, kitties.
**[07:15] oza**
Sorry for the wait, Naga-san.
**[07:17] nag**
You're so late, Ozaki-kun—whoa!
What's with those meow-meows?!
**[07:21] oza**
I found them.
**[07:23] nag**
We have to get right down to work
**[07:25] nag**
and send the manuscript before morning,
or we'll be in trouble.
**[07:29] oza**
Roger.
**[07:30] [SONG] txt**
Edge
**[07:33] kata**
I shouldn't have done that.
***SIGN*** Don't rob people of the things they hold dear!!
***SIGN*** Books 1-9 on sale now!
***SIGN*** Takada's latest works are only available in the Weekly Gonz!
***SIGN*** Takada Mirai
**[07:36] kata**
"Don't rob people of the things
they hold dear," huh?
**[07:41] kata**
This manga kinda reminds me of Ozaki-kun.
**[07:45] nag**
Did something good happen today?
**[07:47] oza**
Not really.
**[07:50] nag**
I see.
**[07:51] nag**
School's the best place to
get inspiration for shounen manga.
**[07:55] nag**
Make sure you take in everything.
**[07:58] oza**
Actually, there *is* someone who's on my mind.
***SIGN*** Rescue complete!
**[08:09] tsu**
So good!
**[08:11] sak**
I want to read *Save the World,* so gimme.
**[08:14] tsu**
Sure thing.
**[08:16] tsu**
This week, Matsu Suguru
saves a village of cats!
**[08:21] saK**
You moron! No spoilers, four eyes!
**[08:25] tsu**
Then buy them yourself for once!
**[08:27] yos**
I'm eating your lunches, all right?
**[08:29] both**
Wait!
**[08:30] yos**
I won't.
**[08:31] both**
He's chowing down on them!
**[08:34] oza**
He's not here.
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[08:44] oza**
Is he making her clean?
**[08:52] yur**
Which Aoyama-kun do you want next?
**[08:57] ish**
Hm, the Aoyama-kun cleat wiener.
**[09:00] yur**
Shoot!
**[09:01] ish**
Okay.
**[09:03] ish**
Yurippe, your lunches are
the best in the world!
**[09:06] yur**
Oh you, Gaku.
**[09:08] ish**
It's true!
**[09:10] oza**
*What's going on?*
**[09:16] team**
A perfect interception! So amazingly clean!
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[09:20] team**
Go, go, Aoyama!
**[09:24] gir**
Aoyama-kun, please use this!
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[09:31] girl**
He's so cool!
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[09:33] oza**
So that type of guy is in, huh?
**[09:35] tsu**
Here comes the nice D!
**[09:38] sak**
It crossed the line! Throw-in!
**[09:40] ish**
Aoyama, I'll take it.
**[09:43] guy**
No, I will.
**[09:45] oza**
*He's bossing upperclassmen around?*
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[09:48] tem**
Eek! Aoyama-kun! Good luck!
**[09:51] oza**
At least wave to them.
**[10:02] aoy**
Control! Control! Control!
**[10:06] all**
Aoyama-sama!
***SIGN*** Step
**[10:18] dar**
Watch out, Suguru.
Something's off about this town.
**[10:22] sug**
Yeah, it's enveloped in an aura of negativity.
**[10:28] sug**
The townsfolk are cleaning
with their eyes dead?
**[10:28] all**
Clean, clean.
**[10:32] dar**
Is somebody controlling them with an ability?
**[10:34] dar**
It can't be...
**[10:36] sug**
You're...
**[10:40] wiz**
The hell-fiend of the wizarding world:
**[10:43] wiz**
The Blue Wizard!
***SIGN*** Dun
**[10:45] wiz**
Vanish, stain!
**[10:48] sug**
What?!
**[10:49] sug**
None of these people want to do this!
**[10:52] sug**
A real man doesn't avoid getting
his hands dirty by using others!
**[10:57] wiz**
The weak desire to be
controlled by someone strong.
**[11:01] wiz**
I am strong.
**[11:03] wiz**
That's why I control the world as it desires!
***SIGN*** I am strong.
***SIGN*** That's why
I control
the world
as it desires!
**[11:09] tsu**
So the new character is a villain...
**[11:14] tsu**
So cool!
**[11:17] tsu**
"I am strong. That's why I control."
**[11:23] txt**
I'm Going to
Save This World!!
***SIGN*** Ozaki Atsumu
***SIGN*** I'm the protagonist of the series!!
***SIGN*** Matsu Suguru
***SIGN*** Darbobble
***SIGN*** Blue Wizard
**[11:31] nag**
Wow, the feedback on this new
Blue Wizard character has been great!
**[11:35] nag**
Looks like he's a real hit!
***SIGN*** I'm Going to Save This World!!
**[11:37] oza**
Aoyam—I mean, the wizard is
a selfish villain who controls people!
**[11:43] nag**
I guess maybe a lot of people
view him as an anti-hero?
**[11:46] nag**
Whatever the case, it's good
that the character is popular.
**[11:50] oza**
That was not my intention.
**[11:53] oza**
* If that didn't get my point across,*
* I'm going to make him even more evil!*
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[11:57] girl**
Wah, he's come back!
**[12:01] girl**
Wizard-sama!
**[12:04] girl**
Love, love, *love* you!
**[12:09] girl**
Wizard-sama!
**[12:11] wiz**
Silence, swine.
**[12:14] nag**
Wow, Wizard-sama's popularity
is through the roof!
***SIGN*** Planet of the Maids
**[12:17] nag**
Ozaki-kun!
**[12:19] oza**
But he's doing such horrible things.
**[12:21] nag**
He's evil, but I think people like
the fact that he's true to himself.
**[12:26] nag**
See?
***SIGN*** Alpha
***SIGN*** Wizard-sama's seriously cool
***SIGN*** Alpha
***SIGN*** Wizard-sama's
seriously cool
***SIGN*** Lazy
***SIGN*** Silence, swine.
**[12:31] ---**
Oh, come on...
**[12:31] ---**
Is your heart throbbing?
***SIGN*** Gent with specs
***SIGN*** I am the Wizard!!!!!!!
***SIGN*** Moenyan
***SIGN*** Wizard-sama!
Is too cool!!
Wizard-sama!
Is too cool!!
**[12:32] ---**
It totally is!
**[12:33] ---**
Throb, throb, throb, throb!
***SIGN*** Girl with glasses
***SIGN*** Wizard-sama!! Wizard-sama!!
***SIGN*** brrr
***SIGN*** Matsu Suguru sucks
**[12:35] maid**
Here you go. Your heartthrob café au lait!
**[12:38] nag**
Thank mew.
**[12:39] oza**
*Dammit!*
**[12:43] old**
Oh, my. Heel, boy, heel!
**[12:52] oza**
This is it.
**[12:54] oza**
I can use this to bring
the Wizard's popularity down.
**[12:56] sugu**
I won't let you do as you please!
***SIGN*** Mwahaha
**[13:00] wiz**
You're all bark and no bite.
**[13:02] wiz**
The only one who can stop me is me!
**[13:05] sugu**
We'll see about that! Go...
***SIGN*** Bam
**[13:09] sugu**
Darbobble!
**[13:10] dar**
This is mutting to me!
**[13:12] sugu**
Nullify his hold on everyone!
**[13:16] all**
I'm awake!
**[13:18] sug**
How do you like that, Wizard?
**[13:19] sug**
Wait, what?
***SIGN*** Run
***SIGN*** Run
***SIGN*** Run
***SIGN*** Run
**[13:23] wiz**
I can't handle dogs! Help me, please!
**[13:28] nag**
How about all this Wizard merch?
**[13:31] oza**
But why is there even Wizard merch?!
**[13:34] nag**
Well, you see...
**[13:35] nag**
People loved him running from the dog.
**[13:37] nag**
His popularity has skyrocketed even further!
**[13:40] all**
Wizard-sama's so cute!
**[13:42] oza**
I'm going to go for the jugular next time.
**[13:45] nag**
Huh? What?
**[13:46] oza**
*Even more evil...*
**[13:52] sak**
Not losing official matches is one thing,
but he doesn't even lose scrimmages.
**[13:56] tsu**
That's his fifth goal today.
**[13:58] tsu**
He doesn't hold back.
**[14:00] sat**
Dammit! These mittens!
**[14:02] sat**
Mittens! Mittens!
**[14:05] sak**
Ozaki again?
**[14:07] sak**
He's been coming here every day.
**[14:09] tsu**
He must have a lot of time on his hands.
He doesn't do any club activities.
**[14:13] sak**
Don't you think he looks livid?
**[14:16] yos**
His face always looks like that.
**[14:18] oza**
Aoy...
**[14:19] sugu**
...ue Wizard! I will never accept
your evil existence!
**[14:24] wiz**
If you think all I can do is
control people, you're mistaken!
**[14:29] wiz**
I have never lost a fight!
**[14:33] wiz**
Blue Punish!
**[14:38] sugu**
The town's in danger!
**[14:40] wiz**
Puh-Puh-Puh-Punish!
***SIGN*** Boom
**[14:47] wiz**
The world has gotten
a little bit cleaner again.
***SIGN*** Results of the second "I'm Going to Save This World!!" popularity contest!!
**[14:52] tsu**
Here are the results
of the popularity contest!
***SIGN*** place
***SIGN*** votes
***SIGN*** Blue Wizard
**[14:56] tsu**
In first place with 8,531 votes: Wizard!
***SIGN*** Matsu Suguru
***SIGN*** Darbobble
**[15:01] tsu**
In second place: Matsu Suguru
with 2245 votes. Third, Darbobble.
**[15:07] tsu**
Wizard-sama's so good!
**[15:09] sak**
Let me see this week's Wizard already!
**[15:14] oza**
*So be it! He'll become the ultimate evil...*
***SIGN*** Big Bang
**[15:19] oza**
...and vanish along with the entire planet!
**[15:22] nag**
Ozaki-kun...
***SIGN*** I'm Going to Save This World!!
**[15:24] nag**
No destroying the planet.
**[15:27] nag**
Otherwise, nobody can save the world.
**[15:28] oza**
But...
**[15:29] nag**
Rejected.
**[15:32] oza**
Then, how about this?
**[15:38] wiz**
All the women of the world are mine!
***SIGN*** Gonz
**[15:45] nag**
Ozaki-kun, I have bad news
about this week's chapter.
***SIGN*** I'm Going to
Save This World!!
**[15:50] nag**
Its popularity is in free fall.
**[15:52] nag**
The female fan base has reacted very badly
to seeing the Wizard be a playboy.
**[15:59] nag**
This is bad.
**[16:01] oza**
So you mean Wizard's popularity
has plummeted?
**[16:04] nag**
Yes.
**[16:07] oza**
There it is! I finally did it!
**[16:10] oza**
Take that, Wizard!
**[16:14] nag**
Ozaki-kun, do you realize
what you're saying?
***SIGN*** I'm Going to Save This World!!
**[16:18] nag**
This might be your manga,
but it's also a product of our company.
**[16:23] nag**
This isn't a hobby or a game.
**[16:27] nag**
Ozaki-kun.
**[16:29] nag**
With an anime on the way,
we cannot let the series tank.
**[16:35] zai**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[16:37] zai**
You don't need that for practice!
***SIGN*** Gonz
**[16:41] oza**
*A* Gonz*? Is he following the series, too?*
**[16:45] aoy**
This is four eyes-san's.
**[16:47] oza**
*It's ironic.*
***SIGN*** Blue Wizard
***SIGN*** Matsu Suguru
**[16:49] oza**
* The wizard who's modeled on Aoyama*
* has totally usurped the main character.*
**[16:55] aoY**
Satou-san was saying something
about mittens, wasn't he?
**[16:58] zai**
Don't ask me!
**[16:58] (Flashback) nag**
Anyway, regaining Wizard-sama's
popularity is priority number one.
**[17:06] oza**
I'm a genius manga author!
**[17:09] oza**
This is a piece of cake!
***SIGN*** I'm Going to Save This World!!
**[17:14] sugu**
Today's the day I will finally beat you!
**[17:18] gru**
Garudo Death Gold!
***SIGN*** Boom
***SIGN*** Whoosh
**[17:26] gur**
The ruler of this world
won't be that wizard!
**[17:30] sugu**
What?!
**[17:31] gru**
It'll be me,
**[17:34] gru**
Garudo-sama!
**[17:38] wiz**
Matsu Suguru.
**[17:40] wiz**
Shall we momentarily
put our fight on hold?
**[17:44] wiz**
I don't like that muscle head.
**[17:46] sugu**
You want me to team up with you?
**[17:49] wzi**
It's decided, then.
**[17:51] sugu**
It's a temporary truce.
**[17:54] oza**
* How's that? The rivals are teaming*
* up in this heated encounter!*
**[17:59] oza**
*Love it! Love it!*
**[18:03] tsu**
They jumped the shark.
**[18:05] tsu**
The author just doesn't get it.
**[18:09] tsu**
It doesn't make any sense for Wizard-sama
to team up with that loser, Suguru!
**[18:15] oza**
*Suguru, a loser?*
**[18:16] yos**
I bet it's just an attempt to
recapture the female fan base
**[18:19] yos**
after Wizard-sama made
all those women wait on him.
**[18:23] oza**
*You people know nothing!*
**[18:25] oza**
* I'm going to take your oh-so-important*
* reader opinion to heart*
**[18:28] oza**
*and make you choke on your words!*
***SIGN*** Roar
**[18:36] sugu**
Wizard!
**[18:38] wiz**
I'm fine!
**[18:39] sugu**
What? You're tiny!
**[18:41] wiz**
I'm tired.
**[18:43] sugu**
Don't die! Not on my shoulder!
**[18:47] oza**
* What do you think, girls?!*
* Isn't mini Wizard super cute?!*
**[18:51] oza**
*Love it! Love it!*
**[18:54] girl**
What is this? It's horrible!
**[18:57] girl**
The shrunken Wizard-sama's going to die!
**[19:01] oza**
*What? That was supposed to be funny!*
**[19:05] girl**
I can't read this!
**[19:08] oza**
*Dammit! What will make them happy?!*
**[19:11] oza**
*No, believe in yourself!*
**[19:13] oza**
* If I put all of my*
* manga-writing powers into it,*
**[19:15] oza**
*I can recover the series' popularity!*
***SIGN*** I will protect you!
***SIGN*** Bomb
**[19:19] yos**
What happened to his phobia of dogs?
***SIGN*** Badump
***SIGN*** Su-gu-ru
**[19:27] girls**
So last year! Is this author stupid?!
**[19:29] wiz**
For you, I'd gladly lay down my life!
**[19:33] all**
Who even are you?
**[19:37] oza**
*Wizard. Wizard.*
**[19:39] all**
He doesn't get it. He doesn't get it.
**[19:42] all**
Is the author dumb?
**[19:44] oza**
* I don't know what's right*
* and what's wrong anymore,*
**[19:47] oza**
*even though I'm the one who created Wizard.*
**[19:52] oza**
*He reads the series, too!*
**[19:54] oza**
*I'm going to ask him directly!*
**[19:56] oza**
*Oh, that's this week's issue!*
**[19:59] oza**
*The next page is* I'm Going to Save This World!!**
**[20:02] oza**
*Read it already!*
**[20:03] oza**
*Turn the page!*
***SIGN*** I'm Going to
Save This World!!
**[20:06] ---**
*At last!*
**[20:10] all**
Aoyama!
**[20:12] sak**
Did you read this week's *Gonz*?
**[20:14] sak**
Huh?
**[20:15] tsu**
Why is Ozaki in a freshman classroom?
**[20:18] yosh**
Weirdo.
**[20:19] oza**
You! Why did you skip
*I'm Going to Save This World!!*?
**[20:24] sak**
Isn't it obvious if you're a fan?
**[20:27] sak**
Lately, Wizard-sama's such
a tool, it's unbearable.
**[20:30] yos**
Especially to true fans.
**[20:32] tsu**
True love is skipping reading it!
**[20:35] oza**
*I can't do it. I can't do it by myself.*
**[20:39] oza**
*To write Wizard... to do that...*
**[20:44] oza**
*I need your help, Aoyama!*
**[20:48] aoy**
Um...
**[20:50] aoy**
I skipped *I'm Going to Save This World!!*
**[20:53] aoy**
because I don't read it.
**[20:57] aoy**
I don't like the art style.
**[21:01] oza**
*Why, you!*
***SIGN*** Boom
**[21:05] sugu**
Bastard!
**[21:07] sugu**
I thought we were putting our fight on hold!
**[21:10] wiz**
You ugly stain! I'm the hell-fiend
of the wizarding world, Blue Wizard!
**[21:16] wiz**
Trusting me means
something's wrong with you!
**[21:20] wiz**
Come forth, Evil Azure Orb!
**[21:24] wiz**
Blue-Blue Punish!
***SIGN*** Zoom
**[21:27] sugu**
You traitor!
***SIGN*** Boom
**[21:35] girl**
So noble.
**[21:36] tsu**
This is it! This is the revival
of Wizard-sama we wanted!
**[21:44] oza**
You've all got a screw loose.
**[23:26] oda**
Ah!
**[23:28] oda**
So close!
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
***SIGN*** Next episode
***SIGN*** Odagiri-san Can't Get It In
# 7 - Odagiri-san Can't Get It In
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:04] guy**
Oh, nice shot!
**[00:08] aoy**
Hey.
**[00:09] guy**
Oh, how interesting.
Let's see you take a shot!
**[00:15] guy**
Why did you dodge that?!
**[00:18] aoy**
I forgot to put on my gloves.
**[00:19] kir**
Dude, can't you do something
about your germaphobia?!
**[00:22] kir**
Is there anything you *can*
touch with your bare hands?!
**[00:22] girL**
Kirishima-kun, I'm borrowing your ball.
**[00:28] kir**
Odagiri!
**[00:31] guys**
It's Odagiri.
**[00:32] kir**
As pretty as ever today.
**[00:33] kir**
Mio-chan!
**[00:34] kir**
Odagiri is a popular girl and
a starter on the girls' basketball team.
**[00:38] kir**
However...
**[00:40] kir**
...she rarely gets it in the basket.
***SIGN*** #07
***SIGN*** Odagiri-san Can't Get It In
**[02:22] oDA**
Wow, you're so good!
**[02:24] oDA**
Kirishima-kun!
**[02:27] oDA**
You're on the basketball team,
so don't let him outshine you.
**[02:31] oDA**
Good luck!
**[02:35] kir**
Right!
**[02:37] all**
Mio-chan!
**[02:39] kir**
Where did you all come from?
Those words of encouragement were for me!
**[02:57] kir**
Are you some kind of
one-man shooting machine?!
**[03:00] oda**
Aoyama-kun, you're amazing!
**[03:03] oda**
How are you so good at shooting
when you play soccer, not basketball?
**[03:07] aoy**
Feeling.
**[03:07] oda**
"Feeling"?
**[03:09] oda**
But it must be harder to feel the ball
with gloves on! Amazing!
**[03:12] oda**
I'm actually really bad at shooting.
**[03:15] oda**
Hey, can I call you "master"?
**[03:18] oda**
I want to steal your technique!
**[03:21] gir**
She's with Aoyama... So annoying.
**[03:23] girs**
Odagiri, it's our turn now.
**[03:25] oda**
Coming.
**[03:27] oda**
Later, master!
**[03:34] guys**
Hey, Aoyama. Not even you can do this.
**[03:36] guys**
Don't you dare...
**[03:38] guys**
...try to steal the march on us!
**[03:39] aoy**
You're too close.
**[03:40] gir**
You're such a weirdo.
**[03:41] kir**
Listen, Class 1-3's Odagiri Mio has
the best figure among first-year girls
**[03:46] kir**
*and* the cutest looks to go with it!
**[03:48] kir**
For all us freshmen boys,
she's the girl of our dreams!
**[03:51] kir**
She's a starter on
the basketball team already,
**[03:53] kir**
and during practice, the sweet scent
of her shampoo fills the gym!
**[03:57] guy**
She's cheerful and has
a great temperament.
**[03:59] guy**
And she eats heartily, too!
**[04:02] guy**
And last but not least,
**[04:05] guy**
that smile!
**[04:06] all**
It's the best!
**[04:07] kir**
For us, Odagiri is...
**[04:09] guy**
...an idol we can be around at school!
**[04:11] all**
Mio-chan!
**[04:15] coa**
Boys, what are you doing?
You're playing a game next!
**[04:18] coa**
Divide into teams already!
**[04:20] coa**
You too, Aoyama!
**[04:22] coa**
You can clean after the game is over!
**[04:37] mok**
*Aoyama-kun is good at basketball, too!*
**[04:40] shio**
*I don't get how he can even do PE...*
***SIGN*** Observer (feigning illness)
**[04:44] kir**
Match 2 for the girls is about to start.
**[04:46] kir**
Let's all cheer for Odagiri!
**[04:50] boys**
Good luck!
**[04:51] boys**
Odagiri, do your best!
**[04:51] boys**
You can do it!
**[04:56] girl**
Look at the boys going gaga over her
just because she's got a decent face.
**[05:00] gir"**
Yeah.
**[05:01] girl**
Besides, I don't know how anybody
can think a girl that big is cute.
**[05:05] gir2**
You can say that again.
**[05:07] gir3**
Talk about an attitude problem...
**[05:08] gir4**
Odagiri, don't let them get to you.
**[05:11] oda**
Oh crap, have you all noticed how
much bigger they've gotten lately?
**[05:16] oda**
Boing!
**[05:17] gir4**
That's not what they were talking about!
**[05:20] all**
Don't lose, Odagiri!
**[05:23] girl**
*Stupid boys.*
**[05:25] girl**
*What?!*
**[05:27] boy**
What a move!
**[05:29] kir**
I told you.
Odagiri's a starter on the girls' team!
**[05:32] kir**
On top of her perfect physique,
her athletic ability is top notch, too!
**[05:35] kir**
Except...
**[05:39] oda**
There! Now, maybe? How about this?
**[05:42] kir**
She can't shoot the ball to save her life.
**[05:45] girl**
What's this? She's just tall.
She sucks at shooting!
**[05:50] oda**
So close!
**[05:50] girl**
It was nowhere near!
How stupidly optimistic can you get?!
**[05:54] kir**
She really can't score, huh?
**[05:55] kir**
But I hear she stays after practice to train.
**[06:00] guy**
Well, everyone's got their
strengths and weaknesses.
**[06:06] girL**
Here!
**[06:06] girL**
Okay!
**[06:09] boy**
Yamakawa and Shiratori aren't even on the
basketball team, but they're pretty good.
**[06:15] ---**
Nice!
**[06:16] ---**
Yay!
**[06:18] yam**
* Right now, we're too busy working*
* part-time to be part of any clubs.*
**[06:22] yam**
Welcome.
**[06:23] yam**
* But we played basketball*
* all the way through middle school!*
**[06:26] gir**
Yamakawa-san!
**[06:29] guy**
Yamakawa takes a mid-range jumper!
**[06:33] kir**
Odagiri's doing her best,
but this match might be a tough one.
**[06:38] gir3**
Sorry, Odagiri. We're holding you back.
**[06:41] oda**
It's totally fine!
We're just getting started!
**[06:45] oda**
The next one's going in!
**[06:47] yam**
You missed again!
**[06:49] shi**
Who's the one holding
the team back exactly?
**[06:53] kir**
Odagiri, don't worry about it.
Just keep on shooting!
**[07:00] yam**
Lucky! My ball! My ball!
**[07:03] oda**
*I won't let you!*
**[07:07] gir3**
Odagiri!
**[07:08] gir4**
Mio-chan, are you okay?!
**[07:10] oda**
Ow. I guess I couldn't reach it, after all.
**[07:17] (Flashback) coa**
If only you could shoot...
**[07:20] (Flashback) oda**
At this rate, your place in
the starting lineup might be at risk.
**[07:32] oda**
Master?
**[07:35] oda**
What should I do?
**[07:37] oda**
What do I need to make them go in?
**[07:39] yam**
You *wish* there was a quick fix...
**[07:47] kir**
What's with the silence?
**[07:52] girL**
You're staring way too hard.
**[07:59] aoy**
Feeling.
**[08:03] oda**
That's the same thing you said earlier!
**[08:06] aoy**
Feeling. Feeling.
**[08:10] cao**
Odagiri, are you okay?
**[08:12] oda**
Y-Yes! I'm fine!
**[08:18] shi**
Kanna!
**[08:19] yam**
Okay!
**[08:21] guy**
She cut it out!
**[08:22] gy2**
Wow!
**[08:22] guy3**
A fast break from Odagiri!
**[08:24] shi**
Oh, crap!
**[08:25] yam**
It's fine. She'll miss for sure!
**[08:28] yam**
Let's get the rebound.
**[08:30] kir**
Don't tell me...
**[08:33] oda**
*"Feeling."*
**[08:34] oda**
*You mean I should listen to my instincts,*
**[08:38] oda**
*reach for the basket,*
**[08:39] oda**
*and dunk it in, right?*
**[08:42] kir**
Go!
**[08:44] oda**
Master!
**[09:09] oda**
I did it!
**[09:10] both**
No, you didn't!
**[09:12] both**
That was Aoyama's doing!
**[09:13] oda**
Master, I did it! That was
what you meant, right?
**[09:16] all**
Nice shot, Mio-chan!
**[09:19] coa**
That doesn't count, obviously!
**[09:24] guy**
Aoyama really is something else.
**[09:27] guy**
And it's like he turned it up another notch
for the last five minutes!
**[09:34] coa**
Aoyama, if you're a man,
ram them with your body!
**[09:39] guy**
That would be a foul, sir.
**[09:41] mik**
Never letting anyone touch him...
That's Aoyama-kun, all right.
**[09:45] guys**
Nice shot!
**[09:49] coa**
Aoyama! That's the part where you high five!
**[09:52] coa**
Join in the celebrations!
**[09:53] guys**
That's right!
**[09:55] aoy**
No, thank you.
**[09:57] all**
Oh! Mio-chan!
**[10:03] oda**
*Th-This is it! The power of "feeling"!*
**[10:08] all**
A slam dunk from Odagiri!
**[10:11] kir**
Amazing, Odagiri!
**[10:13] oda**
I got it in!
**[10:15] gir4**
Good for you.
**[10:17] oda**
Master, did you see that?
**[10:20] oda**
I think I'm starting to get it!
**[10:22] oda**
This is all thanks to your tutelage!
**[10:24] aoy**
I didn't actually do anything.
**[10:27] aoy**
Come on, now.
**[10:29] aoy**
You're being too humble.
**[10:36] kir**
Odagiri, did you just touch Aoyama?
**[10:41] gir**
Hey, don't go randomly touching Aoyama!
Can't you see how much he hates it?!
**[10:46] oDA**
What? Really?
**[10:48] oDA**
Master, I'm sorry.
**[10:53] gir**
What? You're fine?!
**[10:55] kir**
Could it be that you're...
**[10:57] gir**
...fine with touching now?
**[10:58] both**
No, you're the same as always.
**[11:02] both**
*Then, what's changed?*
**[11:03] both**
*Only Odagiri's allowed to touch?*
**[11:04] both**
*No way...*
**[11:05] both**
*Is she special to him?*
**[11:07] both**
*I-Is he in love with her?!*
**[11:13] tsu**
*What's the meaning of this?*
**[11:16] tsu**
I just saw something good.
**[11:19] tsu**
I just witnessed a huge scoop
with my own eyes!
**[11:25] tsu**
Keep this between us, but Aoyama...
**[11:30] guy**
Seriously?!
**[11:31] ---**
Is that true?
***SIGN*** Super
***SIGN*** Positive
***SIGN*** Odagiri Mio
***SIGN*** Feeling
***SIGN*** Kirishima
***SIGN*** Ariga Sayaka
***SIGN*** We're Class 5!
***SIGN*** I'm in Class 2, dammit
**[11:47] all**
So *you're* Aoyama?!
**[11:49] guys**
They're the basketball team seniors.
**[11:52] guys**
I hope they're not here to beat up Aoyama!
**[11:54] guy**
If you make Odagiri cry, you will pay!
**[11:58] guy2**
P-Please calm down.
Class is about to start.
**[12:03] guy**
We'll be back!
**[12:05] gir**
This has totally blown up.
**[12:06] guy**
Aoyama and Odagiri, huh?
**[12:08] guy2**
I hear Odagiri isn't against the idea, either.
**[12:11] gir**
The two most popular people in
school might work well together.
**[12:15] all**
Aoyama and Odagiri would
be the ultimate couple?!
***SIGN*** Team Aoyama + Moka
**[12:21] doc**
A lot of the girls are leaving early today...
**[12:24] guy**
Team Aoyama has been decimated.
**[12:28] team**
I can't anymore.
**[12:29] team**
It's over.
**[12:30] team**
Hang in there.
**[12:32] yur**
This might be the end for us.
**[12:34] cap**
What, why?
**[12:37] cap**
I don't get it.
**[12:43] mok**
* I had my own insignificance*
* rubbed in my face.*
**[12:47] coa**
G-Gotou-chan.
**[12:49] mok**
Why are you gorging yourself while crying?
**[12:53] mok**
L-Lately, my appetite's
gone through the roof.
***SIGN*** Big Boobs
Monthly
***SIGN*** Soy
Milk
**[12:57] zai**
Hey, Aoyama.
**[12:59] zai**
So have you...
**[13:01] zai**
...held hands yet?
**[13:05] zai**
What was that sigh for?!
**[13:13] girl**
What's our next class?
**[13:15] oda**
Master!
**[13:23] all**
Oh, look at the famous couple! So intense!
**[13:31] oad**
He left.
**[13:33] gir**
Well, of course he did, with all this ruckus.
**[13:41] aya**
Yeah, and then...
**[13:46] aoy**
Ariga Sayaka.
**[13:48] aoy**
Will you shake my hand?
**[13:52] aya**
What?
**[13:53] aya**
You want to shake hands? What?!
**[13:57] aya**
Well, if you insist.
**[14:00] aya**
There.
**[14:03] aya**
Stop making fun of me!
**[14:08] aya**
Someone help! Aoyama collapsed!
**[14:11] aoy**
Why?
**[14:12] kir**
What are you doing?!
**[14:15] guy**
Someone go fetch a teacher!
**[14:21] guy**
Bam!
**[14:24] guy**
Champion!
**[14:25] guy**
Aoyama, you're next.
**[14:27] aoy**
Never, ever.
**[14:30] kir**
You idiot. As if Aoyama
would ever arm wrestle.
**[14:35] kir**
When you're as germaphobic as he is,
**[14:36] kir**
I bet there are lots of
normal things you can't do.
**[14:40] oda**
Master!
**[14:43] oda**
I scored 30 points in my last match!
**[14:46] gir**
All of them by dunking.
**[14:48] gir**
I'm not sure if that's good or bad.
**[14:51] oda**
Don't praise me so much.
**[14:53] gir**
Ever the optimist, huh?
**[14:57] aoy**
Odagiri Mio.
**[14:59] oda**
That's the first time you've said my name.
**[15:07] kir**
*That last game was amazing.*
**[15:10] kir**
*Odagiri scored a lot of points.*
**[15:12] kir**
* She's been practicing dunks*
* the entire time.*
**[15:14] kir**
*I'm glad.*
**[15:20] kir**
*What's going on?!*
**[15:21] kir**
* Aoyama, are you seriously*
* okay with Odagiri?!*
**[15:24] guy**
Ready! Go!
**[15:28] kir**
* Wait, so you actually*
* wanted to arm wrestle?!*
**[15:38] kir**
*The desk is off-limits, but Odagiri's fine?*
**[15:41] kir**
*Doesn't that mean...*
**[15:56] gir**
Odagiri, those huge things are loose!
**[15:58] gir**
Cover up!
**[15:59] gir**
Get a clue, girl!
**[16:00] oda**
Wait, what? Things were just getting good!
**[16:04] oda**
I can just fix it later.
**[16:05] gil**
That's not the issue.
**[16:07] gil**
Let's go.
**[16:08] oda**
Bye, Master!
**[16:11] guys**
Aoyama!
**[16:13] guys**
Thanks, dude.
**[16:28] cap**
Yum.
**[16:34] all**
I'm so hungry.
**[16:36] oda**
I can't believe I forgot my lunch.
**[16:44] oda**
Master?
**[16:46] oda**
Is this lunch for me?
**[16:48] aoy**
Yes.
**[16:50] aoy**
But in return, will you make
a lunch for me tomorrow?
**[16:54] all**
What?
**[16:55] all**
Are these two...
**[16:56] all**
...seriously...
**[16:58] all**
...dating?!
**[17:02] gir**
Hey! What's going on here?
**[17:04] oda**
Master's lunch is so good...
**[17:06] girl**
Listen, will you?!
**[17:08] oda**
I must repay this debt in full tomorrow!
**[17:15] all**
Seriously?
**[17:16] all**
Don't push!
**[17:20] all**
That's the principal's office.
**[17:21] all**
Does he always eat here?
**[17:30] oda**
Since I'm forever in your debt,
I've poured my heart into this lunch!
**[17:38] aoy**
It's huge.
**[17:40] shi**
* Do you really think you can eat*
* something someone else has made?*
**[17:55] kir**
Hold it right there!
**[17:57] kir**
We told you, no stealing the march!
**[17:59] kir**
I want to eat Odagiri's food, too!
**[18:02] all**
Me, too!
**[18:05] kir**
So do you always eat in here?
**[18:08] aoy**
Yes.
**[18:10] guy**
I heard you were allowed to eat in here
because you clean the room.
**[18:14] kir**
* This guy's trying to keep*
* Odagiri all to himself.*
**[18:19] aoy**
Odagiri Mio...
**[18:22] aoy**
Will you come watch our match this Sunday?
**[18:29] kir**
I didn't know Aoyama was that aggressive.
**[18:32] girl**
He's bold.
**[18:37] kir**
I see this as a declaration of war.
**[18:39] kir**
What will Odagiri say?
**[18:42] opda**
I will! I'll do my best to learn!
**[18:45] kir**
Are they meshing? Or aren't they?
**[18:47] kir**
Are they just showing off?!
**[18:54] sam**
All right, quest complete!
**[18:56] gir**
Yay!
**[18:59] gir**
San-chan, you seem down.
**[19:01] shi**
Aoi Sanmyaku, it looks like
you're having troubles of the heart.
**[19:07] shi**
You're easy to read.
You yearn for human contact.
**[19:12] aoy**
That's not it.
**[19:14] shio**
What isn't? Just so you know,
love is life's biggest waste of time.
**[19:20] shio**
All we should strive for is all-encompassing
**[19:22] shio**
*cleanliness.*
**[19:23] aoy**
No! That's not it at all!
**[19:26] aoy**
It's not love or anything like that!
**[19:29] aoy**
I just don't know why I was
okay with being touched!
**[19:36] sam**
*"Touched"? What's he talking about?*
**[19:38] gir**
*Who knows.*
**[19:39] shio**
* I guess if he's that insistent,*
* I'll believe him.*
**[19:43] shio**
*But, uh, he's getting stronger and stronger.*
**[19:53] team**
Clean, clean, A-o-ya-ma...
**[19:59] oda**
Master's doing his best, Yuu-chan!
**[20:01] yuu**
Odagiri, doesn't him asking you to
watch his match mean he likes you?
**[20:02] oda**
Master!
**[20:11] anno**
Fujimi High School takes the lead.
As expected, he's the scorer!
**[20:15] oda**
Master? And me?
**[20:26] zai**
What's he doing?
**[20:39] mok**
*I see.*
**[20:42] mok**
* Aoyama-kun has always wanted*
* to do all these things.*
**[20:49] yuu**
Why don't you just date already?
**[20:52] say**
What? You're not dating yet?
**[20:54] kir**
I thought you two were all lovey-dovey!
**[20:56] oda**
Uh, not really.
**[20:58] team**
What? Seriously?!
**[21:00] team**
You're not dating?
**[21:01] team**
You're not all lovey-dovey?
**[21:02] guy**
Oh, so they're not dating.
**[21:05] yos**
Hm...
**[21:05] tsu**
I have to spread this right away.
**[21:07] ---**
Aoyama's not dating her, apparently.
***SIGN*** Aoyama's not dating her
**[21:09] [SONG] txt**
I'm so relieved
**[21:10] [SONG] txt**
I believed!
***SIGN*** I'll cheer extra hard now~
***SIGN*** They weren't being
lovey-dovey, after all!!
**[21:14] girL**
Now that we know that, let's make some noise!
**[21:18] girL**
One, two!
**[21:19] girL**
Clean, clean, Aoyama!
**[21:23] girL**
Clean, clean, Aoyama!
**[21:23] zai**
Hey, Gotou, are you okay?
**[21:26] girL**
Clean, clean, Aoyama!
**[21:27] mok**
* I don't know if there are*
* any romantic feelings there.*
**[21:32] mok**
*But...*
**[21:34] mok**
* Maybe Aoyama-kun's just doing everything*
* he wants to do but can't with Odagiri-san.*
**[21:44] mok**
* Aoyama-kun! The fact you were*
* dying to do a high five is just...*
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[21:50] mok**
*...too cute!*
**[21:52] mok**
*It's too much!*
**[23:25] mok**
Cleaning, cleaning.
**[23:35] guy**
I love you.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Umeya-kun Is Very Patient
# 8 - Umeya-kun Is Very Patient
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:08] guy**
Whoa! Another throw from Umeya!
**[00:11] guy**
You're pretty good for a freshman.
**[00:14] ume**
Thanks.
**[00:15] guy**
But how will you deal with *this*?!
**[00:33] jin**
* You've done well to endure our rigorous*
* training regime to get to this point.*
**[00:36] jin**
*Your judo skills are the real deal.*
**[00:39] jin**
* I entrust Fujimi High School's*
* judo team to you!*
**[00:42] jin**
* The path to the top of Japan will*
* no doubt be rocky and punishing,*
**[00:46] jin**
*but I'm sure you can do it, Umeya Tsubasa!*
**[00:50] jin**
*I know...*
**[00:55] jin**
*I know that you can persevere!*
***SIGN*** #08
***SIGN*** Umeya-kun Is Very Patient
**[02:34] ume**
My name's Umeya. I'm a freshman, and I'm
joining the soccer team from today.
**[02:38] cap**
Umeya hasn't played soccer before,
so teach him what you can, guys.
**[02:43] all**
Yes, sir.
**[02:44] ume**
I may not be worthy, but I am
extremely grateful for your tutelage.
**[02:50] tsu**
This guy's so freakin' stiff!
**[02:55] jud**
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[02:58] jud**
Hold it right there!
**[03:03] jud**
What do you mean you're quitting
the judo team, Umeya?!
**[03:08] sak**
What's happening?
**[03:09] tsu**
Why is the judo coach here?
**[03:12] jud**
You were so serious about judo!
**[03:15] jud**
Why are you switching to soccer
all of a sudden?!
**[03:18] jud**
You *must* have felt yourself
improving and making great strides!
**[03:23] jud**
Wait, was it my cool teaching style?
**[03:28] jud**
Did you not like it?!
**[03:31] sak**
What?
**[03:32] tsu**
You mean overbearing, no?
**[03:33] yos**
I can't believe he's actually
asking that for real.
**[03:37] jud**
No... No! No! No!
**[03:39] jud**
I can see others doing this,
**[03:41] jud**
but it doesn't make sense for
someone with your perseverance!
**[03:51] ume**
I'll carry that for you.
**[03:53] jud**
What?!
**[03:55] jud**
*I-It can't be.*
**[03:56] jud**
* You, an avatar of academic and athletic*
* excellence, of austerity and fortitude,*
**[04:00] jud**
*are doing this for a* girl*?!*
**[04:03] mok**
Wh-Who are you?
**[04:05] jud**
I've lost all respect for you, Umeya!
**[04:08] jud**
As the judo coach, I cannot allow this!
**[04:11] jud**
I don't like it, but I'll have to
beat some sense into you!
**[04:18] all**
Whoa, the new guy threw him!
**[04:27] ume**
I'm sorry, sir, but my mind is made up.
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[04:45] oot**
What do you think of the new guy?
**[04:48] sak**
What, you ask? It's dead obvious
that he has a thing for Gotou-chan.
**[04:53] tsu**
Poor guy.
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[04:55] tsu**
I mean, Gotou-chan's love
for Aoyama is unshakable.
**[05:02] sak**
He's giving her such a passionate stare,
but she hasn't even noticed...
**[05:07] yos**
He even quit judo, the sport
he'd been playing all his life.
**[05:12] zai**
Hey, new guy!
**[05:14] zai**
If you're here for some ridiculous reason,
**[05:17] zai**
haul your ass back
to the judo team right now!
**[05:20] zai**
We're serious about going to Nationals!
**[05:26] ume**
I'm serious, too.
**[05:28] zai**
That counts as "ridiculous"!
Look at me when I'm talking to you!
**[05:32] ish**
Nice shot, Aoyama!
**[05:38] ume**
Aoyama...
**[05:49] ume**
I'd like to face you, one-on-one.
**[05:55] tsu**
Oh, the new guy challenged Aoyama!
**[05:59] sak**
Well, this was to be expected, though.
**[06:03] tsu**
A newbie taking on Aoyama
is reckless behavior.
**[06:07] jud**
I don't know about that.
**[06:12] sak**
You're here again?
**[06:14] jud**
No matter how strong
an opponent Umeya's facing,
**[06:18] jud**
he never panics or gets discouraged.
**[06:20] jud**
And he refuses to give up to the very end.
**[06:27] zai**
So close, new guy!
**[06:29] tsu**
The tackle didn't work,
but I'm amazed he even caught up to him.
**[06:32] yos**
He's got amazing athletic ability.
**[06:34] miwa**
Seriously. And remember, he was doing
nothing but judo until yesterday.
**[06:38] miwa**
He's quick on the uptake.
**[06:40] jud**
He's the shining star of the judo team.
**[06:43] miw**
Actually, he's ours now.
**[06:52] jud**
Even if he's no match for his opponent now,
he'll definitely win in the end.
**[06:57] jud**
That's the kind of judo he champions.
**[07:01] tsu**
Wait, don't you have your own practice now?
What are you doing here?
**[07:05] jud**
Umeya! Come back to the judo team!
**[07:08] jud**
I'll always be waiting for your return!
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[07:15] miw**
His motivation may be questionable,
**[07:19] miw**
but he looks game-ready.
**[07:22] team**
A-o-ya-ma! Clean, clean!
**[07:26] team**
A-o-ya-ma! Love!
**[07:41] mok**
Wh-What is it?
**[07:46] mok**
*H-He's so tall.*
**[07:49] mok**
*I'm scared.*
**[07:53] ume**
I'm the new guy, Umeya Tsubasa.
**[07:58] ume**
I'll help.
**[07:59] mok**
Huh?
**[08:00] mok**
Th-Thank you.
**[08:05] sak**
Oh!
**[08:06] tsu**
What have we here?
**[08:07] yos**
He's making a move.
**[08:12] sak**
Looks like he plans to score brownie points
with Gotou-chan by helping her clean.
**[08:18] tsu**
But all that cleaning's for Aoyama
in the first place.
**[08:22] yos**
She's so admirable.
**[08:24] all**
Yep.
**[08:37] all**
Hey, Gotou-chan! This is the guy's bathroom!
**[08:40] mok**
I was cleaning Aoyama-kun's toile—
**[08:42] sak**
You can't come in
when there are people in here!
**[08:44] tsu**
You can't even when *nobody's* in here!
**[08:46] yos**
No girls allowed!
**[08:50] tsu**
Aoyama.
**[09:00] ume**
Good morning.
**[09:03] mok**
U-Umeya-kun?
**[09:12] ume**
I'll help.
**[09:15] mok**
U-Uh...
**[09:35] ume**
I'll help.
**[09:48] mok**
Umeya-kun, use these.
**[09:52] mok**
I mean, if you're barehanded,
your skin will get all rough.
**[09:54] mok**
I always carry a spare pair, anyway,
and they're cheap,
**[09:58] mok**
and they're too big for me,
but they should fit you.
**[10:02] mok**
You don't have to return them!
It's just as a thank you, or well...
**[10:07] mok**
I'm happy to have you helping me out.
**[10:18] ume**
Thank you.
**[10:22] all**
Huh.
**[10:23] all**
Huh.
**[10:24] all**
Huh.
**[10:25] sak**
He sure is relentless, isn't he?
**[10:27] tsu**
All that cleaning you're helping with
is something she does for Aoyama...
**[10:33] yos**
This is just so...
**[10:34] all**
Good luck, new guy!
**[10:37] all**
We're cheering for your love!
***SIGN*** Ardent Umeya Support Group
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[10:46] mok**
All right.
**[10:51] ume**
Gotou.
**[11:03] sak**
That Aoyama!
**[11:05] tsu**
He's cleaning the spot that
Gotou-chan's already cleaned!
**[11:14] ume**
Why do you like Aoyama so much?
**[11:17] mok**
Huh?
**[11:21] mok**
Well...
**[11:24] mok**
By the time I realized...
**[11:28] mok**
Before I knew it...
**[11:30] mok**
*I'd already started feeling this way.*
**[11:34] ume**
*I'm the same.*
**[11:48] ume**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[11:58] all**
A direct confrontation?!
**[12:04] ume**
Gotou's already cleaned that sink.
**[12:09] aoy**
I see.
**[12:11] aoy**
Thank you,
**[12:13] aoy**
Gotou Moka.
**[12:17] aoy**
But I can't relax unless I do it myself.
**[12:23] all**
You idiot!
**[12:25] aoy**
Four eyes-san.
**[12:26] tsu**
This is why you are just so...
**[12:29] all**
Yep.
**[12:30] tsu**
You're denser than lead!
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[12:31] ume**
Gotou.
**[12:34] ume**
Your feelings...
**[12:40] ume**
I'll help them come true.
***SIGN*** You just need to win in the end
***SIGN*** Umeya Tsubasa
***SIGN*** Umeya, come back to the judo team!
***SIGN*** Jinnai Daisuke
***SIGN*** Cat Festival
**[12:49] ume**
Aoyama, this weekend,
the zoo in Inugashira Park
**[12:54] ume**
is going to hold a cat festival
overflowing with cats.
**[12:59] ume**
Wanna come?
**[13:01] ume**
With Gotou and me?
**[13:04] ume**
This is it.
**[13:05] sak**
Four eyes, Yocchi...
What do you make of Umeya?
**[13:08] tsu**
I'm not sure.
**[13:12] yos**
He's supposed to like Gotou-chan,
**[13:15] yos**
but he's gone out of his way
to invite Aoyama to the zoo.
**[13:21] tsu**
Wait! That turd!
**[13:23] tsu**
Under the guise of rooting for her,
he'll force her into a bad decision.
**[13:27] tsu**
"Rejected!"
**[13:28] tsu**
Then he plans to console the brokenhearted
Gotou-chan and make her his own!
**[13:33] all**
That bastard!
**[13:36] tsiu**
He's so smart.
**[13:38] sak**
Yeah.
**[13:38] yos**
Isn't he just?
**[13:40] all**
Not the point!
That's not happening on our watch!
**[13:55] yos**
Looks like it's come to this.
**[13:57] sak**
As her seniors, we have no choice
but to protect Gotou-chan!
**[14:03] mok**
* I-I'm about to go on*
* a d-date with Aoyama-kun.*
**[14:09] mok**
*I'm so nervous, I could die at any moment!*
**[14:14] ume**
Aoyama.
**[14:20] ume**
I think it's still too early
to bring those out.
**[14:22] aoy**
Really?
**[14:27] ume**
The cat festival isn't starting for a while.
Why don't we go look at some other animals?
**[14:33] ume**
Gotou, you'll get lost
if you don't walk with us.
**[14:37] mok**
*Oh no, my old habit!*
**[14:45] aoy**
So huge.
**[14:48] aoy**
So tiny.
**[14:51] aoy**
It moved.
**[14:54] aoy**
It won't move.
**[14:56] sak**
What is it with them?
**[14:59] tsu**
Gotou-chan's looking at Aoyama,
and Umeya's looking at Gotou-chan.
**[15:02] yos**
Only Aoyama's actually
looking at the animals!
**[15:13] ume**
Gotou...
**[15:16] ume**
Since you're here with Aoyama and all,
why don't you talk to him?
**[15:21] mok**
I... I...
**[15:24] mok**
I-I'm so nervous, I don't know what to shay.
**[15:28] ume**
Don't worry.
**[15:30] ume**
Just tell him whatever is on your mind.
**[15:35] ume**
Be honest.
**[15:37] tsu**
I knew it!
**[15:39] tsu**
He's trying to make her
confess her feelings!
**[15:42] ume**
It's almost time for the cat festival.
***SIGN*** Cat Cat House
**[15:45] guy**
All right. This is the cat festival
where you can play with the cats!
**[15:49] guy**
Everybody, please enjoy
playing with all the kitties!
**[15:59] guy**
H-Hey! Please don't hog all the cats!
**[16:02] guy**
But this person's got some amazing
skills with those cat toys!
**[16:06] mok**
Cute.
**[16:16] oda**
Master!
**[16:18] aoy**
Odagiri Mio.
**[16:19] guy**
You, too! Please don't hog the cats!
**[16:24] oda**
Fancy meeting you here.
You're a cat person, too, huh?
***SIGN*** High five memory!
**[16:33] oda**
Heya.
**[16:37] mok**
Odagiri-san?
**[16:48] yos**
This is chaos.
**[16:52] tsu**
Umeya likes Gotou-chan, and she likes Aoyama.
**[16:56] sak**
The three of them were already a weird group.
**[16:58] sak**
Now, on top of that,
Odagiri's been thrown into the mix, too.
**[17:02] oda**
It was a real surprise to find out
that you like cats, master.
**[17:06] oda**
But they're so cute, aren't they?
**[17:08] mok**
*Odagiri-san really is cute.*
**[17:11] mok**
* And she's got a great figure to go*
* with her cheerful and energetic nature.*
**[17:16] oda**
I'm sorry.
**[17:19] mok**
*She can even touch Aoyama-kun.*
**[17:22] guy**
What the hell is this?
**[17:23] guy2**
Stop with the mushy stuff!
**[17:27] guy**
Huh? You got a problem?!
**[17:33] sak**
This is weird. Umeya's supposed
to be a whiz at judo.
**[17:42] mok**
*I need to protect Aoyama-kun!*
**[17:52] oda**
All right! Everybody, run!
**[18:03] oda**
That was so scary.
**[18:05] oda**
Gotou-san, you can run so fast!
You're amazing!
**[18:08] mok**
Huh? I'm not, uh, thank you!
**[18:12] mok**
* She's so nice. She's a thousand times*
* more suitable for Aoyama-kun.*
**[18:31] yuu**
*Could it be that he's...*
**[18:36] ume**
Before we leave,
shouldn't we have a go on those boats?
**[18:39] oda**
Count me in!
**[18:42] oda**
Let's go, Yuu-chan!
**[18:48] jud**
Umeya!
**[18:50] oda**
There!
**[18:55] oda**
Oh! Master!
**[18:58] ume**
I'm sorry, but please
don't interrupt those two.
**[19:03] oda**
Huh?
**[19:07] oda**
Wow!
**[19:09] yuu**
Hey, you like Gotou-san, don't you?
**[19:14] yuu**
Why are you trying to set them up?
**[19:23] mok**
*I...*
**[19:25] mok**
* I'm here with Aoyama-kun, but I haven't*
* been able to say a single word.*
**[19:32] mok**
*Being with me must be so boring.*
**[19:36] mok**
* I bet he would've preferred to*
* ride with Odagiri-san.*
**[19:42] ---**
*I...*
**[19:44] ume**
Hey, Gotou!
**[19:52] tsu**
What's going on?
**[19:53] tsu**
Dammit, we're too far away.
I can't hear anything!
**[19:55] tsu**
Faster, you guys!
**[19:57] sak**
Then you peddle, too!
**[20:02] ume**
How was today? Did you have fun?
**[20:11] mok**
*Umeya-kun...*
**[20:15] mok**
*Good luck.*
**[20:18] mok**
*Just tell him whatever is on your mind.*
**[20:26] moka**
A-Aoyama-kun.
**[20:30] ume**
*Be honest.*
**[20:33] moka**
I-I haven't been able to say anything all day,
**[20:39] moka**
but I really had a lot of fun today!
**[20:46] tsu**
Don't tell me...
**[20:49] tsu**
Is Umeya seriously rooting for those two?
**[20:53] mok**
I had fun!
**[20:56] aoy**
I see.
**[20:58] oda**
Fishies. Fishies.
**[20:59] yuu**
You...
**[21:01] ume**
I just want to protect her feelings.
**[21:07] yuu**
So you'd be fine if they dated?
**[21:10] ume**
Yes.
**[21:16] ume**
As long as I can be buried
alongside her, I'm fine.
**[21:20] yuu**
What kind of long-term plan is that?!
**[21:23] ume**
Not every couple is destined to marry.
**[21:27] ume**
I just have to be patient
until the time comes.
**[21:34] jud**
That's the man I put my
faith in: Umeya Tsubasa!
**[21:39] jud**
That's what I love about you!
Your unwavering perseverance!
**[23:28] mak**
I understand how you feel.
**[23:30] mak**
Right now, what the soccer team needs...
**[23:33] mak**
...is a training camp.
***SIGN*** Next time
***SIGN*** Miwa-chan Wants to Do a Training Camp
# 9 - Miwa-chan Wants to Do a Training Camp
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:00] miw**
Wait, Makio!
**[00:02] mak**
Right now, even the Inter-High
isn't a pipe dream for us.
**[00:05] miw**
But I also know that
we won't make it like this.
**[00:09] mak**
*I understand how you feel.*
**[00:15] miw**
You should know what our team needs.
**[00:20] mak**
*Right now, what the soccer team needs...*
**[00:23] mak**
*...is a training camp.*
**[00:25] TV**
*Next time, on* Soccer Boyfriend*:*
***SIGN*** Soccer
***SIGN*** Boyfriend
***SIGN*** That's It! Let's go to a training camp!
**[00:26] TV**
*"That's it! Let's go to a training camp."*
**[00:28] TV**
*Enjoy!*
***SIGN*** Happy
**[00:29] miw**
That's it! Let's go to a training camp!
***SIGN*** #09
***SIGN*** Miwa-chan Wants to
Do a Training Camp
**[02:07] all**
A training camp?!
**[02:08] ish**
A training camp, huh?
I guess we've never done one.
**[02:13] Oot**
There was no point since we were so weak.
**[02:16] tsu**
We've been miraculously lucky
to make it this far.
**[02:19] miw**
If we want to turn that miraculous luck
into deserved victories,
**[02:22] miw**
we must improve our skills, physical ability,
and mental strength at once.
**[02:28] zai**
Then we should just do it
at our summer villa.
**[02:31] miw**
That's my Kaocchi! You know what's up!
**[02:34] ish**
Zaizen.
**[02:35] zai**
No need to thank me.
Anything to make our team better.
**[02:39] ish**
Can I bring my girlfriend?
**[02:42] yos**
I want to bring my grandma.
**[02:44] sat**
I want to bring my dog and parakeet.
**[02:46] zia**
You guys are ridiculous! Just shut it!
**[02:50] aoy**
I won't go.
**[02:51] all**
Why not?!
**[02:53] sak**
Taking a bath together after practice!
**[02:57] sak**
Sleeping in a big pile in the hall!
**[02:59] sak**
Having secret pillow fights!
**[03:02] sak**
What could be better than that?!
**[03:05] aoy**
I don't want any of that.
**[03:08] zai**
Damn them all.
**[03:12] zai**
Welcome home, Daddy. You're back early.
**[03:15] dad**
That I am.
**[03:16] dad**
I heard you're going to a training camp.
**[03:19] zai**
Y-Yes.
**[03:21] dad**
You don't have any talent for soccer.
Going to a training camp is pointless.
**[03:28] dad**
You do know what I'm talking about, right?
**[03:31] dad**
I'll make the opponents' goal bigger.
**[03:34] zai**
Wha?
**[03:35] dad**
Then you'll be able to score lots more goals.
**[03:38] zai**
Hey, call the prime minister.
We're changing the rules of soccer!
**[03:41] kar**
Are you stupid?
**[03:43] kar**
You're coddling Brother far too much, Father.
**[03:49] zai**
Karin!
**[03:50] kar**
That said, going to Nationals is his dream.
**[03:54] kar**
I'll do all I can to help,
though it may not be much.
**[03:56] dad**
Karin.
**[03:59] dad**
You are so cute! The cutest in
the world, no, in the universe!
**[04:05] kar**
I'm already in 9th grade!
**[04:05] dad**
Fly my angel, fly!
**[04:07] kar**
Hey, put me down! Put me down!
**[04:09] dad**
I am so overwhelmed!
**[04:10] kar**
Hey! S-Stop!
**[04:12] dad**
Karin!
**[04:14] dad**
Who are you?
**[04:15] miw**
Kaocchi!
**[04:17] zai**
Coach? What are you doing here?
**[04:20] miw**
I decided to ask for your sister's help.
***SIGN*** Documentary Zaizen Kaoru & Aoyama-kun
**[04:30] sak**
What is this?
**[04:31] tsu**
The other clubs are coming, too?
**[04:33] kar**
I invited them.
**[04:36] kar**
I also arranged for a pro camera crew to
record you have the time of your life.
**[04:41] rik**
Where's Narita?
**[04:42] gir**
Who knows.
**[04:44] nar**
There's a limited-time sea quest
in *Monstrosity Hunter*.
**[04:46] nar**
I don't have time for a training camp.
**[04:49] moka**
Aoyama-kun isn't here.
**[04:51] sak**
Taking the bus would be hard for him.
**[04:54] tsu**
You're quite close to your neighbor.
**[04:56] yos**
He might be taking his bike.
**[04:58] tsu**
Or not come at all.
**[05:03] all**
Wh-What's happening?!
**[05:05] all**
A-Aoyama?
**[05:09] tsu**
What's going on?
**[05:11] all**
So bright!
**[05:13] yos**
He's cleaned it through and through!
**[05:15] zaI**
I'm glad you made it, Aoyama.
**[05:19] zaI**
What?
**[05:22] all**
That's...
**[05:23] all**
Fighter jets?
***SIGN*** Kaocchi,
you forgot something
**[05:27] zai**
Daddy—I mean, old man?
**[05:33] zai**
New cleats?
**[05:34] all**
Damn you, Richie Rich!
**[05:37] zai**
Thank you, Daddy.
***SIGN*** Super Effective Boy's
Cleaning Diaries
***SIGN*** I'll be waiting on location. -Dad
**[05:51] tsu**
I wonder why Aoyama
changed his mind about coming.
**[05:55] zai**
For the team, of course.
He knows how important this is.
**[06:04] mok**
* I'll be spending a night under*
* the same roof as Aoyama-kun.*
**[06:12] miw**
* I feel like this is diverging*
* from the training camp episode,*
**[06:17] miw**
*but whatever.*
**[06:19] miw**
* Going to a training camp with*
* the whole school should be fun.*
**[06:24] all**
Whoa!
**[06:27] ish**
I was expecting fancy, but...
**[06:30] oot**
This goes beyond my imagination.
**[06:32] kar**
Welcome. Let me show you to your rooms.
**[06:37] kar**
For Aoyama-sama, we have a single room
with a super potent air purifying machine.
**[06:43] zai**
So that's why you came?!
**[06:48] sak**
If this is what he gets,
our rooms should be great, too.
**[06:51] yos**
Yeah.
**[06:52] kar**
For the rest of you,
we have a Japanese-style room.
**[06:55] all**
Oh, nice!
**[06:58] kar**
This is it.
**[07:02] tsu**
K-Karin-chan, is this really it?
**[07:06] yos**
What happened to all the class and glamour?
**[07:08] kar**
My brother said that you all
wanted to sleep in a big pile.
**[07:14] all**
Zaizen!
**[07:15] zai**
Hey, it feels more like
a training camp this way.
**[07:18] zai**
I've always dreamed about having
a training camp in this kinda place.
**[07:22] kar**
I am delighted that one of your
dreams has come true, Brother.
**[07:31] miw**
You're late.
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[07:40] sak**
That's Gotou-chan for you.
Always sticks to her brand.
**[07:43] miw**
All right. Split into teams and practice.
**[07:46] ish**
What? On the beach?
**[07:48] miw**
On the sand, you lack a stable footing,
so it'll train your legs and core.
**[07:53] kar**
And the Zaizen Group will provide support
with its cutting-edge tech.
**[07:58] oda**
Master!
**[08:06] ish**
Yurippe.
**[08:10] all**
The beach is the best!
**[08:15] ish**
They have Aoyama on their side.
**[08:17] ish**
Let's just do our best, okay?
**[08:21] oot**
You're assuming we're gonna lose?
**[08:23] ume**
I like it.
**[08:25] ume**
The stronger the opponent,
the better the taste of victory.
**[08:31] ume**
Victory at all cost! Come on, Team Red!
**[08:34] all**
Fight!
**[08:36] oot**
Okay, I'm up for this now!
**[08:38] guy**
I feel like we can win!
**[08:39] ish**
H-Huh?
**[08:43] moka**
* Aoyama-kun refused to get in the pool,*
* but he's okay with the ocean?*
**[08:49] zai**
Aoyama, what are you doing?
**[08:52] zai**
We're starting!
**[08:58] ish**
Nice clearance, Umeya!
**[09:00] ish**
Not bad.
**[09:02] ish**
On the other hand...
**[09:04] ish**
Aoyama!
**[09:06] aoy**
Yes?
**[09:07] zai**
Put some slide tackles in or whatever!
Do *something* to get the ball!
**[09:11] aoy**
It would get sand on me.
**[09:13] kar**
Oh, don't worry about that.
**[09:15] kar**
This beach has purified sand
with an anti-bacterial coating.
**[09:19] aoy**
Well, everybody's been stepping on it.
**[09:22] zai**
You're saying our feet are dirty?!
**[09:26] miw**
Are you okay?
**[09:28] ish**
I think I twisted my ankle.
**[09:30] all**
Aoyama-kun!
**[09:31] ish**
*Yurippe!*
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[09:34] ish**
*She didn't even notice.*
**[09:37] moK**
Are you all right?
**[09:38] kar**
Please leave this to our sports doctor.
**[09:41] miw**
Gotou-chan, do you want
to go in for Ishikawa?
**[09:44] mok**
Huh?
**[09:45] ish**
Miwa-chan?
**[09:46] miw**
I know you always put in work
by yourself after practice.
**[09:50] sih**
*She noticed!*
**[09:54] mok**
I can play soccer with Aoyama-kun.
**[09:58] miw**
Want to join Team Red, then?
**[10:01] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:02] mok**
* After I joined a different middle school,*
* I had my parents buy me a soccer ball.*
**[10:08] mok**
*To make up for not being able to see you,*
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[10:09] mok**
* I spent those three years*
* kicking that ball every day.*
**[10:14] oot**
Gotou-chan!
**[10:16] mok**
Got it!
**[10:17] sak**
* Going hard on her would be mean.*
* I should be gentle.*
**[10:27] sak**
*Huh?*
**[10:30] miw**
She's good!
**[10:32] ish**
A Neymar-esque sombrero flick?!
**[10:35] tsu**
However!
**[10:36] yos**
You won't get past us!
**[10:40] zai**
Pathetic.
**[10:41] zai**
I'll stop her!
**[10:50] tsu**
Hey! Zaizen!
**[10:52] tsu**
She's a girl!
**[10:54] tsu**
This is the problem with muscle-heads!
**[10:56] zai**
Hey, I didn't touch her!
**[11:00] miw**
Malicia? She dove?
**[11:03] ish**
Where did she learn such a cunning move?
**[11:12] zai**
One-on-one against Aoyama?
**[11:18] sak**
Gotou-chan passed Aoyama!
**[11:24] sak**
What? Aoyama slid?!
**[11:30] sak**
Is it a foul?
**[11:32] ish**
No, Aoyama touched the ball!
**[11:35] miw**
It's not a foul.
**[11:37] zai**
Leave it to me!
**[11:43] zai**
What?
**[11:44] miw**
Kaocchi's terrible with his feet.
**[11:46] kar**
Terrible with his feet?
**[11:49] aoy**
Gotou Moka.
**[11:52] aoy**
Stop doing that. I don't like dirty plays.
**[11:57] mok**
I'm sorry.
**[12:00] aoy**
Your dribbling was good, though.
**[12:10] mak**
* Soccer comes first for me,*
* and you come second.*
**[12:15] all**
Thank you.
**[12:17] miw**
*Makio.*
**[12:20] mok**
*Just now, on the bottom of my foot,*
**[12:23] mok**
* however slight it might have been,*
* I felt Aoyama-kun's touch.*
**[12:28] mok**
Sensei, I'm glad I came to the training camp!
***SIGN*** Elegant
***SIGN*** Butler
***SIGN*** Zaizen Daddy
***SIGN*** Zaizen Karin
***SIGN*** Family!
***SIGN*** Takei Miwa
***SIGN*** Loves Shoujo Manga Third dan in Judo
***SIGN*** Spicy Photo!!
**[12:42] miw**
Make sure to warm up properly!
**[12:47] miw**
You there! Don't get distracted!
**[12:50] miw**
Bend and stretch, put your hands
on your knees and go round and round.
**[12:56] all**
Warming up is the best!
**[12:59] miw**
When you've touched the rock that you
can see in the sea, you come back.
**[13:03] oda**
I've always wanted to try
long-distance swimming.
**[13:06] oda**
First!
***SIGN*** Umeya
***SIGN*** Odagiri
***SIGN*** Zaizen
***SIGN*** Rest
**[13:24] ume**
We've been swimming for a while.
**[13:26] oda**
But we're not getting closer at all.
**[13:28] ume**
What's going on?
**[13:31] zai**
I'll go ahead, then!
**[13:33] oda**
Watch out!
**[13:41] zai**
A wall?!
**[13:43] oda**
I thought it was real, but it's a picture.
**[13:47] oda**
Amazing!
**[13:48] ume**
So that's a picture, too.
**[13:50] oda**
So we've been indoors all this time.
**[13:53] kar**
Exactly.
**[13:55] kar**
This is a dome that imitates nature,
tailor-made for Brother's training camp.
**[13:59] zai**
*Karin!*
**[14:01] kar**
* Using the Zaizen Group's*
* proprietary construction methods,*
**[14:03] kar**
* we were able to build a dome*
* with a one kilometer diameter.*
**[14:06] kar**
* And by aggressively using solar and other*
* renewable energy, we cut costs by 65%.*
**[14:11] [SONG] ---**
Costs Reduced By
**[14:13] [SONG] kar**
Patent Acquired
**[14:13] kar**
We even got a patent for it.
**[14:15] sak**
Even if it's for her brother...
**[14:17] tsu**
...the scale of it all is out of whack.
**[14:19] yos**
The Zaizen Group really is amazing.
**[14:22] kar**
Also, to help my brother
overcome his terrible footing,
**[14:27] kar**
we have one more contraption.
**[14:31] kar**
* Please do not worry. The waves are*
* localized to where my brother is.*
**[14:37] zai**
H-Hey!
**[14:46] kar**
Give it your best, Brother.
**[14:48] kar**
If you overcome this wave,
your footing should become more stable!
**[14:52] mok**
Um, when people say that
someone's terrible with their feet,
**[14:55] mok**
they actually mean that person
sucks at soccer.
**[15:00] mok**
Zaizen-san, in particular,
simply can't shoot at all.
**[15:03] yos**
Impressive.
**[15:05] sak**
This over-the-top sisterly love.
**[15:07] tsu**
Zaizen's got it rough, huh?
**[15:09] zai**
I'm so happy!
**[15:13] all**
He seems super satisfied!
**[15:19] all**
So tired.
**[15:22] sak**
After that, there was shooting practice.
**[15:25] tsu**
Dribbling practice.
**[15:27] yos**
We did all sorts of things,
but I'm too hungry to remember.
**[15:33] yos**
So hungry.
**[15:36] kar**
It's time to eat.
**[15:39] ---**
All right!
**[15:41] oot**
If it's Zaizen food,
it must be really delicious!
**[15:45] kar**
Of course.
**[15:51] kar**
Please enjoy.
**[15:55] yos**
A pea?!
**[15:56] tsu**
K-Karin-sama. Is this some kind of...
**[15:59] kar**
This is the ultimate meal, one grain
packed with every nutrient known to man.
**[16:07] kar**
The fruit of all of Zaizen Group's
research combined,
**[16:10] kar**
the jewel in our crown!
**[16:20] all**
Th-This is...
**[16:23] tsu**
It might be nutritious.
**[16:25] oota**
But it just doesn't make you feel full.
**[16:32] all**
What is this aroma?
**[16:41] miw**
Who are you?!
**[16:45] miw**
Jinnai-sensei?
**[16:55] all**
Let us eat!
**[17:04] all**
So full! So good!
**[17:09] sak**
What is it?
**[17:11] kar**
Time for some recreational fun.
**[17:13] miw**
We're holding a test of courage.
**[17:16] sak**
With just guys?
**[17:19] ish**
Sensei, can outsiders participate, too?
**[17:22] miw**
Sure.
***SIGN*** I ♥ Aoyama
**[17:25] kar**
We're all prepared.
**[17:27] kar**
If you press this button,
**[17:29] kar**
an ultra-powerful super computer that is
the pride and joy of the Zaizen Group
***SIGN*** Testing my courage with you
***SIGN*** Project lead: Zaizen Karin
**[17:33] kar**
will automatically pair people up
and display them here.
**[17:39] all**
K-Karaoke?
**[17:41] ---**
Wait, look at that.
**[17:43] ---**
It's starting to form teams!
***SIGN*** Tanaka Riku
***SIGN*** Satou Sakura Suzuki Yuuka Takahashi Misaki
***SIGN*** Nakamura Ren
***SIGN*** Kobayashi Moe
***SIGN*** Katou Shouta
***SIGN*** Nakamura Asuka
***SIGN*** Yuuta Suzuki Shou
***SIGN*** Takahashi Kaito
***SIGN*** Katou Manami
**[17:47] yur**
I hope I can be paired
with you and Aoyama-kun.
**[17:50] ish**
Yes, let's be a pair together with Aoyama.
**[17:53] oot**
That's not a pair. Not happening.
**[17:55] oda**
I hope we'll be paired up, Yuu-chan.
**[17:58] yuu**
I don't do ghosts, so I'll bail.
**[18:03] kar**
Now, then!
**[18:09] [SONG] txt**
Operating Room
**[18:11] zai**
Listen up, Aoyama.
**[18:12] zai**
Now that we've paired up,
**[18:17] zai**
no matter what happens, follow me...
**[18:20] zai**
Eek!
**[18:21] zai**
U-Until the end!
**[18:23] zai**
H-Hey.
**[18:36] mok**
Will we be okay?
**[18:38] oda**
Wow, amazing.
**[18:41] oda**
This is really well made.
**[18:43] moka**
*How is she not scared?*
**[18:45] oda**
Those Hollywood pros they flew in
really did their thing.
**[18:49] oda**
Shall we?
**[18:50] moka**
Yeah.
**[18:52] moka**
*I'm so glad I'm paired with Odagiri-san.*
**[19:03] mok**
*I won't let you sully Aoyama-kun!*
**[19:12] tsu**
G-Gotou-chan, swinging around
a bat like that is dangerous!
**[19:16] oda**
I'm starting to have fun.
***SIGN*** Nurse Station
**[19:25] guy**
The time has come.
We're going to use this opportunity...
**[19:29] guy**
to hug Aoyama-kun!
**[19:40] all**
Aoyama-kun!
**[19:49] mok**
Zaizen-san?
**[19:52] oda**
Leave him to me, Moka-chan!
You take care of the ghosts!
**[19:55] mok**
Got it!
**[19:57] tsu**
What is it with them?
**[19:59] tsu**
Aoyama only cares about cleaning,
**[20:02] tsu**
and Gotou-chan only cares about Aoyama.
**[20:05] yos**
Odagiri-chan isn't scared at all,
and Zaizen is too scared.
**[20:11] tsu**
Some test of courage.
**[20:31] zai**
I-I finally made it out.
**[20:33] zai**
Karin!
**[20:34] kar**
Brother.
**[20:37] kar**
I've been waiting for you.
**[20:40] ---**
Eek!
**[20:55] aoy**
It's finally clean.
**[21:01] ---**
That was fun, right?
**[21:13] kar**
Good.
**[21:26] miw**
Practice is good, but having fun is the best.
**[21:30] miw**
All right! I guess I'll check
my training camp answers now!
**[23:10] all**
All right!
**[23:12] tsu**
This is the fruit of our training camp!
**[23:18] aoy**
Kurata Kozue!
**[23:20] tsu**
Did Aoyama just...
**[23:23] Zai**
He just yelled, didn't he?
**[23:32] koz**
You seem well, Aoyama.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets
# 10 - Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:03] aoy**
Good work.
**[00:04] zai**
You, too. See you tomorrow.
**[00:06] aoy**
Yeah.
**[00:11] zai**
That reminds me...
**[00:16] (Flashback) koz**
You're looking well, Aoyama.
**[00:21] (Flashback) aoy**
Kurata Kozue, what are you doing in Japan?
**[00:31] zai**
I wonder who that woman was.
**[00:34] sak**
Who knows? Aoyama never talks about himself.
**[00:38] yos**
We don't know anything about him,
not even where he lives.
**[00:43] tsu**
I guess he's being extremely secretive
in order to keep his distance from people.
**[00:48] team**
Aoyama-kun, good work!
**[00:52] zai**
It looks like Aoyama has
more than just one secret.
***SIGN*** #10
***SIGN*** Aoyama-kun Has Many Secrets
**[02:31] sak**
All right, there he goes.
**[02:34] sak**
Let's go!
**[02:35] tsu**
Team Discover Aoyama's Secrets: move out!
***SIGN*** This work is a piece of fiction. Please do not ride bikes like this!
**[02:43] zai**
Just so we're clear...
**[02:44] zai**
I'm only coming along because I'm worried
you three will get up to mischief.
**[02:48] zai**
It's not like I want to
know more about Aoyama.
**[02:51] all**
Sure, sure.
**[02:53] sak**
We'll be done for the day once
we found out where Aoyama lives.
**[02:57] sak**
Don't fall behind, Unit 2!
**[03:00] yos**
Go! Go! Go!
**[03:02] zai**
You've gotta be kidding me!
**[03:05] zai**
This is totally unfair!
***SIGN*** And definitely do *not* ride
in this pathetic manner!
**[03:15] tsu**
It's your fault for losing
at rock, paper, scissors.
**[03:17] sak**
If you have the breath to complain,
pedal harder!
**[03:20] zai**
Dammit!
**[03:21] tsu**
But I'm really interested to
know where Aoyama lives.
**[03:25] yos**
I picture him living in some model room
for a high-rise apartment block.
**[03:28] yos**
Something that doesn't feel homely at all.
**[03:30] sak**
Nah, I think his place will be more like
a mansion, with a butler and the works.
**[03:34] tsu**
I can see him gazing at a photo
of his daddy and sister in his room
**[03:38] tsu**
and saying "good night" to it
before he goes to sleep.
**[03:43] zai**
Are you guys talking about my place?!
How the hell do you even know that?!
**[03:47] sak**
What? You seriously do all that?
**[03:50] zai**
Huh? Where did Aoyama go?
**[03:54] tsu**
It's absolutely packed here.
**[03:56] sak**
Well, this *is* the shopping district.
**[04:01] tsu**
There! He got off his bike and
he's walking through the crowd!
**[04:06] sak**
Whoa, he's fast!
**[04:07] yos**
He's moving so fast that everyone else
looks like they're standing still!
**[04:11] sak**
Has he realized we're tailing him?!
**[04:14] tsu**
Don't lose him!
**[04:16] sak**
Excuse me, miss!
**[04:17] zai**
Oh, sorry!
**[04:19] yos**
This meat's so good.
**[04:21] zai**
Don't make yourself even heavier!
**[04:26] tsiu**
There he is! It's Aoyama!
**[04:28] zai**
He's already all the way over there!
**[04:34] all**
He jumped?!
***SIGN*** Kids at home:
Do *not* copy Aoyama!
**[04:41] zai**
No way.
**[04:42] sak**
Is he for real?!
**[04:47] sak**
He survived that?!
**[04:48] zai**
That monster.
**[04:58] zai**
Is he telling us not to follow him?
**[05:02] sak**
But why is he going to such lengths
to keep things about him concealed?
**[05:07] yos**
Maybe his home is his safe space?
**[05:10] tsu**
He wants to maintain a clean state,
leaving no information about him behind.
**[05:14] tsu**
He doesn't want anybody
to enter his personal space.
**[05:19] zai**
Well, it does sound like him, but even so...
**[05:24] zai**
We've come this far!
We can't retreat now!
**[05:27] all**
Zaizen!
***SIGN*** Kids at home:
Do *not* copy Zaizen!
**[05:35] sak**
Are you stupid, Zaizen?
There are stairs right here!
**[05:41] zai**
Can you give me a hand? I can't get up.
**[05:44] sak**
You deserve that for getting
carried away and jumping!
***SIGN*** Just don't do anything they're doing!
**[05:58] yos**
It's been quite a while
since we lost sight of him.
**[06:02] sak**
He might already be home.
**[06:07] yos**
You want to go in that store over there?
**[06:10] sak**
I'm hungry, so why not? Zaizen's treat.
**[06:14] zai**
Looks like I'll have to.
**[06:21] sak**
Aoyama!
**[06:31] sak**
That's too much food for just himself.
**[06:34] tsu**
It's enough to feed a family.
**[06:35] yos**
That means...
**[06:37] all**
*...the goal is in sight!*
**[06:40] all**
*Is that it?*
**[06:48] sak**
Huh?
**[07:00] sak**
Is this Aoyama's house?
**[07:02] yos**
It's nothing like we imagined.
**[07:05] tsu**
Well, then...
**[07:07] zai**
As if Aoyama would
ever let us in if we asked!
**[07:12] zai**
We're storming the place!
**[07:14] all**
Go! Go! Go! Go!
**[07:20] zai**
Aoyama!
**[07:27] zai**
Y-You're...
**[07:30] zai**
Ibuki Seigo?!
**[07:33] zai**
I heard you signed with the youth team
of a renowned Spanish club!
**[07:37] zai**
What are you doing in Aoyama's house?!
**[07:40] ibu**
No, this is my place.
**[07:44] zai**
Then why is Aoyama here making food?!
**[07:47] ibu**
Because I beat him in a match.
**[08:06] ibu**
Thanks for the food.
**[08:14] all**
So good, so good.
**[08:19] zai**
You lost? I can't believe it.
**[08:24] ibu**
He's been cooking for himself since he began
making the age-group national teams.
**[08:28] ibu**
We've been wagering
home-cooked meals ever since,
**[08:31] ibu**
and I've always eating his food like this.
**[08:35] ibu**
But you've really improved.
**[08:38] ibu**
One slip-up,
**[08:42] ibu**
and I wouldn't have been able to eat
today's chicken-and-egg rice bowl.
**[08:54] zai**
*They're going to have another match?*
**[08:57] zai**
*Oh, yeah. Where is Aoyama's house?*
**[09:01] zai**
*Save it for another day...*
***SIGN*** Ibuki Seigo
***SIGN*** National Youth Superstar!
***SIGN*** Earnest Childhood Friend
***SIGN*** Kurata Kozue
**[09:16] zai**
Hey! Aoyama!
**[09:23] mok**
Where are you going, Aoyama-kun?
**[09:25] mok**
Practice is about to start.
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[09:35] zai**
Aoyama! You're not skipping
practice, are you?!
**[09:37] mok**
Zaizen-san.
**[09:39] zai**
Gramps! Bring the car round front!
**[09:46] zai**
Follow that bike—I mean, Aoyama!
**[09:49] zai**
We're bringing him back!
**[09:50] mok**
U-Um...
**[09:52] zai**
You get in, too!
**[09:55] moka**
Where is Aoyama-kun going?
**[09:58] zai**
I don't know.
**[09:59] zai**
*It's not like he's going home.*
**[10:03] zai**
*Oh, that's Ibuki's house.*
**[10:07] zai**
*So he's not going there either.*
***SIGN*** Oshigami-Minami High School
**[10:14] tak**
What have we here? This is like the miracle
of the young girl falling from the sky.
**[10:20] tak**
So you've finally decided to join us, Aoyama?
**[10:26] kaz**
You came again.
**[10:33] zai**
So that's what's going on?
You sent the girl, Takechi!
**[10:38] tak**
Huh?
**[10:39] kaz**
Who are you?
**[10:40] zai**
Aoyama, I've lost all respect for you.
Falling for a woman's bait!
**[10:44] kaz**
What are you blabbering about?
**[10:45] zai**
Don't play dumb with me!
**[10:47] tak**
Stop making a scene.
**[10:48] zai**
Shut up!
**[10:49] zai**
You're the problem here!
**[10:50] ibu**
Hey, what's going on here?
**[10:52] mok**
Uh... Well, um, this is...
**[10:54] zai**
What? Do you want to see my abs?
**[10:56] zai**
Hell no, you ab-obsessed freak!
**[10:58] kaz**
Jeez, why can't you just
come straight to the field?
**[11:01] kaz**
Are you listening, Seigo?!
**[11:07] zai**
Why are you at Oshigami-Minami?
**[11:09] tak**
I don't know why, but Ibuki
will be playing for us now.
**[11:14] zai**
Seriously?
**[11:15] zai**
Wait, Aoyama!
**[11:17] zai**
You'd better not be thinking about joining
Oshigami-Minami because Ibuki is here!
**[11:20] tak**
What? Really, Aoyama?
**[11:22] zai**
Stop doing that!
**[11:24] ibu**
Ah, you see, I heard about
this soba place near here...
**[11:28] ibu**
I'm really picky about my soba.
**[11:28] [SONG] bag**
Soba Shop
**[11:32] okz**
He came back because he missed
Japanese food too much.
**[11:35] zai**
What?!
**[11:36] ibu**
Kozue came back with me, but her cooking's...
**[11:40] koz**
If you have a complaint, spit it out already!
**[11:42] moka**
A-Are you two going out?
**[11:46] koz**
We're just childhood friends!
**[11:48] [SONG] ---**
Soba Shop
**[11:49] ibu**
Here, try this soba stick.
**[11:52] mok**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[11:54] [SONG] ---**
Soba Shop
**[11:58] ibu**
Soba sticks are yummy.
**[12:06] aoy**
Ibuki-san...
**[12:09] aoy**
I'd like to have a 1-on-1 match.
**[12:14] ibu**
After delicious soba, I get a cocky upstart?
**[12:18] ibu**
Not the worst thing after a meal.
**[12:25] all**
So these are soba sticks, huh?
**[12:29] moka**
Are they always like this?
**[12:31] koz**
Yup, they always start a match.
**[12:34] koz**
They get along because they were
on the national team together.
**[12:37] tak**
I was there, too!
**[12:41] tac**
Takechi-san, please stop them!
**[12:44] tak**
No, let's have them play.
**[12:47] tak**
If it goes well, we might be able to get
Aoyama to join Oshigami-Minami as well.
**[12:52] tak**
If that happens, it'll be Takechi, Aoyama
and Ibuki forming a colossal front line.
**[12:58] tak**
The double crowns of summer and winter
nationals won't just be a dream, then!
**[13:01] tac**
Don't come crying if you get in trouble
for doing this 'cause Coach isn't here.
**[13:05] mok**
Aoyama-kun will win, right?
**[13:07] zai**
Yeah, I can't imagine Aoyama ever
losing to another high-school player.
**[13:13] ibu**
First to three.
**[13:15] ibu**
If you lose, you know my terms.
**[13:23] kaz**
For Seigo, Aoyama's easy prey.
**[13:33] zai**
What?!
**[13:37] zai**
Aoyama got beat?
**[13:38] moka**
No way.
**[13:43] ibu**
Looks like I've got
tonight's dinner in the bag.
**[13:49] tak**
Round 2!
**[13:53] ibu**
Beef bowl, tempura bowl, or pork bowl?
**[13:58] ibu**
No matter which I go for,
your seasoning is on point!
**[14:03] koz**
Terrible.
**[14:04] mok**
Huh?
**[14:08] ibu**
I've decided.
**[14:10] ibu**
Pork cutlet rice bowl!
**[14:19] aoy**
Let's call it a day.
**[14:22] zai**
Hey, now... It's over?
**[14:24] koz**
Seigo's really off today.
Aoyama noticed it, too.
**[14:29] zai**
That was him having an off day?!
**[14:31] tac**
Takechi-san, looks like you're going
to lose your spot as the team's striker.
**[14:35] tak**
What?!
**[14:38] zai**
What are you doing?
***SIGN*** Concentration
***SIGN*** Stamina
***SIGN*** Power
***SIGN*** Technique
**[14:40] [SONG] txt**
Speed
**[14:40] tak**
Ibuki Seigo is on another level.
All of his abilities eclipse Aoyama's.
***SIGN*** Aoyama
***SIGN*** Ibuki
***SIGN*** Technique
**[14:47] [SONG] txt**
Speed
***SIGN*** Concentration
***SIGN*** Stamina
***SIGN*** Power
***SIGN*** Zaizen
**[14:47] tak**
Incidentally, this is you.
**[14:50] zai**
What did you say?! You wanna go?!
**[14:53] zai**
I've had enough of your crap!
**[14:53] mok**
Zaizen-san, please stop.
**[14:56] tak**
Let me down!
**[14:57] zai**
Shut up!
**[14:57] mok**
*Aoyama-kun...*
**[15:06] ibu**
Kozue!
**[15:11] ibu**
Oh, it's you, Aoyama.
**[15:13] aoy**
I'm coming in.
**[15:16] ibu**
Sure.
**[15:19] aoy**
Did something happen?
**[15:24] ibu**
So good! You really are
a genius in the kitchen!
**[15:27] ibu**
Seconds, please!
**[15:30] aoy**
Please cheer up. There's no
point in winning like that.
**[15:39] ibu**
Kozue?!
***SIGN*** Takechi
**[15:44] ibu**
Oh, it's Takechi.
**[15:46] ibu**
Nah.
**[15:50] aoy**
So Kurata Kozue's the reason for it?
**[15:53] ibu**
I put mayonnaise on it.
**[15:56] ibu**
Kozue's food is always lightly seasoned.
**[16:03] (Flashback) ibu**
*Mayonnaise heaven!*
**[16:06] ibu**
She found out.
**[16:09] (Flashback) koz**
Why did you do that? Are you stupid?!
**[16:12] (Flashback) ibu**
I put it on because I wanted
to enjoy the meal my way!
**[16:16] (Flashback) ibu**
Besides, it's because
your cooking sucks!
**[16:27] aoy**
So you were dumped.
**[16:29] ibu**
Not dumped! She's just in a bad mood!
**[16:34] ibu**
I can see everything in soccer so clearly,
but with girls, I have no freaking clue!
**[16:40] ibu**
Please, Aoyama! Help me make up with Kozue!
**[16:47] aoy**
All right.
**[16:48] ibu**
Really?!
**[16:50] aoy**
Call Kurata Kozue.
**[16:52] ibu**
Huh? What for?
**[16:56] aoy**
A date.
**[17:01] koz**
* Why does he want to go on*
* a date all of a sudden?*
**[17:05] koz**
* And why did I dress up like this?*
* Why am I getting my hopes up?*
**[17:09] ibu**
Sorry, did you wait long?
**[17:10] koz**
N-Not really.
**[17:13] koz**
*Huh?!*
**[17:14] ibu**
Hey.
**[17:17] (Flashback) aoy**
If Kurata Kozue is mad, you should
go meet her while wearing this.
**[17:22] (Flashback) ibu**
Huh? That?
**[17:25] (Flashback) ibu**
Why do you even have that?
**[17:27] (Flashback) aoy**
Cats heal people. I'm sure
this would also calm her anger.
**[17:34] ibu**
* Rather than calm her, I feel*
* like she's getting even angrier.*
**[17:39] ---**
I-Ibuki...
**[17:43] koz**
*Nutritional science, first-class recipes,*
**[17:47] koz**
* nutritional science for athletes,*
* food and nutrition...*
**[17:53] ibu**
Kozue.
**[17:54] koz**
Wh-What is it?
**[17:56] ibu**
I'm sorry about the other day.
**[17:58] ibu**
It wasn't right,
after you'd put in all that effort.
**[18:00] koz**
* Exactly. My cooking isn't lightly*
* seasoned because I'm useless in the kitchen.*
***SIGN*** Nutritional Science for Athletes
***SIGN*** First Class Recipes
**[18:05] koz**
* It's because I carefully*
* calculate nutritional values,*
**[18:07] koz**
*keeping Seigo's health and future in mind!*
**[18:10] koz**
* If he puts mayo on it,*
* all those calculations go to waste!*
**[18:18] ibu**
This isn't much, but here...
**[18:21] koz**
*Seigo got me a present?*
**[18:23] koz**
*Does this mean he understands what I'm doing?*
**[18:27] koz**
Can I open it?
**[18:29] ibu**
S-Sure.
**[18:33] (Flashback) ibu**
A present?
**[18:34] (Flashback) aoy**
Yes.
**[18:35] (Flashback) ibu**
You're a genius! And what should I get her?
**[18:39] (Flashback) aoy**
Let's see...
***SIGN*** Introduction to Cooking
***SIGN*** You can do it even if you're not good!!
**[18:44] koz**
What's this supposed to be?
**[18:47] ibu**
Even if you're not good, if you put
in the effort, you can improve.
**[18:50] koz**
I don't need this! Are you mocking me?!
**[18:53] aoy**
It's a good book, though.
**[18:54] ibu**
Ow!
**[18:55] zai**
Ow!
**[18:59] ibu**
Hey, Aoyama, I feel like Kozue is
getting angrier by the minute.
**[19:04] aoy**
Let's move on to the next phase.
***SIGN*** Futsal Court
**[19:09] koz**
A futsal court?
**[19:12] ibu**
You go change, too.
**[19:16] koz**
Wait a second...
**[19:17] ibu**
Let's go, Kozue!
**[19:20] koz**
As if I could ever beat you at soccer!
**[19:23] ibu**
It's futsal.
**[19:24] kozu**
It's the same!
**[19:24] aoy**
* Playing together brings you closer.*
* That's the power of sport.*
**[19:29] koz**
You soccer-obsessed idiot!
I've had it with you!
**[19:34] koz**
*Why do you think I went to Spain with you?!*
**[19:40] koz**
* Why do you think I was making you*
* lightly seasoned food?!*
**[19:45] koz**
* Why do you think I came to*
* the same school as you?!*
**[19:49] koz**
*It's all because I love you,*
**[19:54] koz**
*because I love the way you love soccer.*
**[19:59] koz**
* And because I wanted to*
* try to help you with that!*
**[20:03] koz**
*Why can't you...*
**[20:08] koz**
*understand that?!*
**[20:15] koz**
Huh?
**[20:18] aoy**
It looks like you two are
feeling a bit better again.
**[20:24] ibu**
This guy.
**[20:28] koz**
*It always ends up like this.*
**[20:32] koz**
*I knew this all along.*
**[20:34] koz**
*Seigo doesn't understand me at all.*
**[20:37] koz**
*He'll probably never change.*
**[20:41] ibu**
All right! I win!
**[20:45] ibu**
You've got a long way to go!
**[20:49] koz**
Seigo.
**[20:52] koz**
I brought some food.
If you want, you can eat it.
**[20:57] koz**
Just so you know, the seasoning is—
**[20:59] ibu**
So good!
**[21:02] ibu**
Kozue, this is good!
**[21:07] koz**
Seigo, I'm sorry I got mad.
**[21:10] ibu**
Huh? What's gotten into you now?
**[21:14] koz**
Well, you're eating my food
so enthusiastically...
**[21:20] ibu**
You know how it is...
**[21:22] ibu**
When you're hungry, everything tastes good!
**[21:27] koz**
You jerk!
**[21:30] ibu**
What now? I don't get you!
**[21:33] koz**
I'm so breaking up with you!
**[21:34] ibu**
Hey, where are you going?
**[21:36] ibu**
Kozue? Kozue-chan?!
**[21:38] aoy**
I'll win next time.
**[21:41] zai**
* It's not just his house. Everything*
* about Aoyama is a mystery.*
**[23:28] tea**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[23:29] sak**
Huh?
**[23:35] sak**
I can hear them.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed
# 11 - Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:02] ish**
Nice shot, Aoyama!
**[00:03] team**
A-o-ya-ma-kun!
**[00:06] sat**
Sakai!
**[00:10] girl**
Good luck, Sakai-senpai!
**[00:16] girl**
You're amazing! Yay!
**[00:18] girl**
Sakai-senpai!
**[00:22] girl**
He's blushing! How cute!
**[00:23] tada**
Why are they getting all
worked up over Sakai?
**[00:26] tada**
They don't even do that for me,
and I'm freakin' hot!
**[00:29] tsu**
Dude, you're actually in our league.
**[00:32] yos**
I wonder why he's so popular
all of a sudden.
**[00:34] tsu**
Come to think of it,
he's changed his hairstyle.
***SIGN*** #11
***SIGN*** Sakai-kun's Hairstyle Has Changed
**[02:12] tsu**
Heya.
**[02:15] tsu**
Huh? Sakai isn't here.
**[02:18] tsu**
Hey, Aoyama, have you seen Saka—
**[02:19] sak**
It's me.
**[02:30] tsu**
Stop trying to look cool!
**[02:32] yos**
What's with that hair? You look like Aoyama!
**[02:35] yos**
Is this a wig? Is it?
**[02:40] sak**
I've always had hair like this.
**[02:46] sak**
I'm gonna go on ahead.
***SIGN*** I ♥
Sakai
**[02:52] tad**
Aren't there more of them now?
**[02:54] yos**
Looks like it.
**[02:56] tsu**
Is he trying to get on
the "handsome team"?
**[02:59] girls**
Sakai-kun!
**[03:03] girls**
Good luck, Sakai-kun!
**[03:06] girls**
Oh, my God!
**[03:07] all**
We won't tolerate defectors!
**[03:10] all**
Triple sliding tackle!
**[03:16] girl**
So cool!
**[03:18] sak**
Huh?
**[03:20] sak**
Are you trying to be mops?
**[03:21] [SONG] txt**
Mop Team
**[03:23] sak**
Thanks for cleaning the field.
**[03:33] (Flashback) girl**
Sakai-kun, you're so cool!
Please go out with me!
**[03:43] girl**
U-Um, Senpai...
**[03:44] yos**
Huh?
**[03:45] tsu**
What?!
**[03:47] girl**
I-I baked these in class.
If you want them...
**[03:56] sak**
Thanks.
**[04:02] tsu**
How dare you?!
**[04:05] sak**
You guys want some?
**[04:06] yos**
Ha, you wish!
**[04:07] tsu**
We're going to eat them all!
**[04:09] girls**
Sakai-senpai!
**[04:11] girls**
Please have these!
**[04:12] girls**
Please eat mine, too!
**[04:15] sak**
Thanks!
**[04:18] girl**
Sakai's looking good lately.
**[04:20] girl**
You said it, girl.
**[04:27] yos**
Sakai's changed, huh?
**[04:30] tsu**
No, he couldn't have changed that quickly!
**[04:33] ---**
Right?
**[04:35] tsu**
We're going to unearth the real Sakai!
**[04:37] girls**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[04:40] girls**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[04:53] tsu**
Sakai! Come on, Sakai!
**[04:57] tada**
There it is!
**[04:58] yos**
Fujimi's specialty: butt keepie-uppie!
**[05:01] tsu**
* What do you say now, Sakai?!*
* We're serving up your favorite: butt jokes!*
**[05:04] tsu**
*Surely you can't resist the urge!*
**[05:13] sak**
You're so silly.
**[05:20] girls**
So smooth!
**[05:22] tsu**
Sakai...
**[05:23] tsu**
Come back, Sakai! Come home, Sakai!
**[05:27] yos**
Why? How did this happen?!
**[05:29] girl**
Oh, Sakai-senpai!
**[05:33] girl**
Um...
**[05:37] girl**
I-I'm in love with you.
**[05:40] girl**
I'm serious! Please go out with me.
**[05:42] girl**
No, with me!
**[05:43] girl**
Huh?!
**[05:44] girl**
What's your deal?
**[05:46] girl**
Hey!
**[05:50] yos**
I'm sad to say that Sakai's
gone over to the other side.
**[05:55] yos**
Let's at least see him off.
**[05:58] girl**
Since when do you like him?
**[05:59] sak**
I'm sorry.
**[06:01] sak**
I can't.
**[06:03] all**
What?!
**[06:03] both**
What's this?
**[06:05] sak**
I... I...
**[06:10] both**
Sakai!
**[06:11] sakI**
I can't belong to just one person.
**[06:18] sakI**
I'm everyone's Sakai!
**[06:23] all**
So cool!
**[06:27] both**
Oh, really now.
***SIGN*** Sakai's
Poetry
Reading
**[06:34] sak**
"The world is beautiful."
**[06:36] sak**
"Why, you ask?"
***SIGN*** Poetry by Moi
**[06:40] sak**
"Because I exist."
***SIGN*** Poetry by Moi
**[06:43] sak**
"Now, come into the Sakai fold."
**[06:50] tsu**
He really is in a faraway place now.
**[06:53] yos**
Yeah.
**[06:54] both**
Sakai...
**[07:00] ish**
Sakai scored again!
**[07:03] girls**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[07:05] yos**
Impressive.
**[07:06] tad**
But what about all that nonsense?
**[07:10] zai**
If our team gets stronger
for it, I welcome it.
**[07:13] tsu**
Zaizen!
**[07:15] zai**
If one of our defenders can score,
it definitely helps the team.
**[07:20] tsu**
But you know...
**[07:21] tada**
Right?
**[07:23] zai**
Sakai. Don't worry about those guys.
**[07:26] zai**
You just keep on scoring goals,
left, right, and center!
**[07:30] zai**
Let's storm the Nationals together!
**[07:32] sak**
Zaizen, you should know this about me.
**[07:36] sak**
I don't give a damn about Nationals.
**[07:39] sak**
All I want to do is score!
**[07:42] zia**
Huh?
**[07:44] sak**
So switch positions with me!
**[07:45] sak**
From now on, I'll be a forward!
**[07:47] zai**
What?!
**[07:48] miw**
That sounds like a good idea,
Sakai playing up front.
**[07:50] zai**
Coach!
**[07:53] sak**
I can hear the voice of the God of Soccer.
**[07:57] god**
Score goals! Go! Go! Go!
**[08:00] sak**
He's whispering to me,
telling me to score goals!
**[08:00] god**
Score goals! Go!
**[08:04] zai**
*I'm actually starting to get pissed now!*
**[08:06] zai**
*I've been a forward my entire life.*
**[08:17] ish**
Sakai again!
**[08:18] tad**
He's unstoppable!
**[08:18] girls**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[08:23] sak**
I can hear it. I can hear it!
**[08:26] sak**
Thanks for missing the ball for me.
**[08:29] miw**
The desire to be attractive and stand out
has turned Sakai into a goal poacher.
**[08:37] tsu**
Sakai's actually amazing.
**[08:39] yos**
He looks every inch a striker.
**[08:42] tsu**
And...
**[08:43] both**
This Sakai might actually
be funny in his own way!
**[08:48] miw**
Converting Sakai into a forward
might not be a bad move.
**[08:51] zai**
What?
**[08:53] zai**
* At this rate, I really*
* might lose my position.*
**[08:55] Both**
Sakai of the world! Sakai of the world!
**[08:58] Both**
Beautiful!
**[09:00] zai**
This is when I need...
**[09:02] zai**
...Aoyama!
**[09:05] zai**
There it is!
**[09:06] zai**
I need to score!
**[09:10] god**
Go! Go! Go!
**[09:12] god**
Sakai!
**[09:15] sak**
Aoyama!
**[09:17] sak**
Thanks!
**[09:18] all**
Sakai!
**[09:21] aoy**
Nice shot, Sakai-san.
**[09:23] zai**
*What? Even Aoyama?!*
**[09:26] tsu**
Sakai!
**[09:27] yos**
He's the real deal!
**[09:28] zai**
*At this rate... At this rate...*
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** A cleaning hero
born in Germany
***SIGN*** Eliminates stains with just water
**[09:34] ann**
Fujimi High School scores!
**[09:37] all**
We made it to Nationals!
**[09:40] zai**
Hooray, hooray.
**[09:43] mok**
Hooray, hooray.
**[09:44] zai**
Hooray, hooray, amazing.
**[09:46] mok**
Hooray, hooray.
**[09:47] zai**
*I* cannot *do this!*
**[09:49] girls**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[09:51] girls**
Amazing Sakai!
**[09:53] girls**
Go!
**[09:55] zai**
I heard it, too.
**[09:57] zai**
That whisper you were talking about.
**[10:02] tad**
What's wrong with you, Zaizen?
Don't mark your own teammate!
**[10:06] zai**
When he gets a sniff of a chance, I'm going
to steal the ball from under his nose!
**[10:11] sak**
I heard that.
**[10:14] ish**
A smart pass from Aoyama!
**[10:19] tad**
What are they doing?!
**[10:22] zai**
*Even if people decry me as acting dirty,*
**[10:24] zai**
* my dream is to take Fujimi*
* High School to the Nationals!*
**[10:28] zai**
*And it goes without saying...*
**[10:30] zai**
*...with me on the field!*
**[10:36] ref**
Goal!
**[10:38] ann**
Fujimi High School scores a fifth goal!
**[10:41] girls**
Sa-ka-i of the world!
**[10:43] girls**
D-D-D-Dash! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[10:48] cam**
That number 3's amazing, too.
**[10:50] cam2**
I didn't know Fujimi had a forward like him.
**[10:54] cam**
Oh, speaking of which, where's that big guy?
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** Kanehira
**[10:57] cam2**
More importantly, over here!
**[11:00] miw**
Now that we have a buffer...
**[11:02] miw**
Kaocchi, I think you can
start warming up now.
**[11:06] zai**
Sure.
***SIGN*** I know that I'm the one true hot guy
***SIGN*** Tada Hikaru
***SIGN*** [Spot the 5 Differences]
***SIGN*** A quiet fool
***SIGN*** Satou Kiyoshi
**[11:16] dad**
Kaoru, I heard that you weren't
in the starting eleven today.
**[11:23] dad**
As the eldest son of the Zaizen family,
you have to always be at the top.
**[11:27] dad**
If you don't make it back into the
starting lineup by the next match,
**[11:31] dad**
you will give up soccer altogether.
**[11:36] zai**
This is bad!
**[11:37] zai**
I'm standing on the edge
of the abyss. So please!
**[11:42] zai**
Teach me how to play soccer!
**[11:44] zai**
I'm begging you, Gotou!
**[11:45] mok**
Huh?
**[11:48] mok**
But... why me?
**[11:52] zai**
I mean, Coach is a judo nut.
And our captain's like *that*...
**[11:57] zai**
Our pivotal player, Aoyama, isn't really
the type to teach anyone anything.
**[12:01] zai**
And learning from an underclassman is kinda...
**[12:05] mok**
*But I'm a first-year, too!*
**[12:07] zai**
That's why I thought of you and
how you played at the training camp.
**[12:10] zai**
I will do anything to get better!
**[12:14] zai**
So please, Gotou!
**[12:19] mok**
S—
**[12:21] Zai**
"S—"?
**[12:22] mok**
Starting lineup or not, it doesn't give
your father grounds to make you quit.
**[12:27] mok**
I don't know if I can help you,
**[12:30] mok**
but making the clubhouse and players
shine is all part of the manager's job!
**[12:35] mok**
If I'm good enough, I will help.
**[12:38] ish**
Is Zaizen going to be okay?
**[12:41] miw**
Kaocchi's weakness is that he's absolutely
terrible at shooting with his feet.
**[12:46] miw**
In order to get back among the starters,
he has to stamp out that weakness.
**[12:51] miw**
It'll all come down to Kaocchi's efforts.
**[12:55] miw**
It's so bright.
**[12:57] ish**
Huh? There's so many more lights...
***SIGN*** Give it
your best,
Kaocchi!
- Dad
**[13:05] mok**
E-Every single goal you've
scored has been headed.
**[13:09] zai**
I'm confident in my heading ability.
**[13:11] mok**
Turn that on its head, and it means
every other part of your game is abysmal.
**[13:14] zai**
If you focus on improving your strengths,
you can wipe out your shortcomings!
**[13:18] zai**
That's what my dadd—my father says.
**[13:21] mok**
You lost your starting spot!
They're clearly not wiped out!
**[13:26] mok**
First, let's start with ten shots from here
and get you up to a 50 percent hit rate.
**[13:33] zai**
Really? 50 percent?
**[13:35] mok**
Yes.
**[13:37] zai**
You're a tough taskmaster, Gotou.
**[13:41] mok**
This is shockingly easy!
**[13:46] guy**
Ow!
**[13:46] zai**
Sorry!
**[13:49] mok**
Two goals from ten shots.
**[13:52] mok**
It makes sense that you can't score
with your feet in a match.
**[13:58] mok**
* His form isn't bad, so how*
* can he be this terrible?*
**[14:03] zai**
Well, then...
**[14:05] zai**
Let's call it a day.
**[14:08] mok**
Wh-Wh-Why are you heading home already?!
**[14:13] zai**
The number of chances
you get in life are limited.
**[14:17] mok**
Huh?
**[14:18] zai**
In order to seize them...
**[14:22] (Flashback) dad**
If you don't practice with the mindset
that it's the real deal, there's no point!
**[14:26] zai**
...is what my dadd—my father says.
**[14:29] mok**
*I-I see.*
**[14:31] zai**
See ya.
**[14:32] mok**
No, no, no, no, no!
**[14:34] mok**
That mindset is what's holding you back!
**[14:37] zai**
Huh? I can try again?
**[14:39] mok**
Yo, do it already.
Until you get up to 50 percent!
**[14:43] zai**
Okay! Okay! Okay!
**[14:45] dad**
Jeeves.
**[14:46] jee**
Yes, Master?
**[14:48] dad**
Isn't Kaoru back yet?
**[14:50] jee**
I believe he's committed himself
to a spot of secret training, sir.
**[14:54] dad**
Secret training?
**[14:57] zai**
There!
**[14:59] zai**
There!
**[15:01] mok**
It's no good. He's not getting any better!
**[15:05] dad**
Hey, Kaoru.
**[15:08] dad**
I've been watching for a while.
**[15:09] dad**
You've practiced until this hour, but your
shots haven't improved in the slightest.
**[15:17] dad**
However! There is no shortcut to success!
**[15:24] zai**
Dadd—Father.
**[15:26] mok**
Sir!
**[15:27] dad**
But on this occasion...
**[15:31] dad**
I *will* get you back in the starting eleven!
**[15:34] dad**
Where's the coach?
**[15:35] zai**
Daddy!
**[15:39] zai**
Daddy...
**[15:41] dad**
Kaocchi!
**[15:43] mok**
You...
**[15:45] mok**
...absolute...
**[15:46] mok**
...idiots!
**[15:48] mok**
This is exactly why we're in this situation!
**[15:52] zai**
Ow.
**[15:55] Mok**
I see now.
**[15:58] Mok**
My methods were completely wrong.
**[16:01] dad**
K-Kaocchi, who is she?
**[16:05] zai**
Gotou.
**[16:08] mok**
Back to work.
**[16:09] zai**
Y-Yes, miss!
**[16:25] mok**
Again.
**[16:28] dad**
Um, it's already past dinnertime,
so could we maybe call it—
**[16:41] mok**
You got half in!
**[16:44] dad**
You did it.
**[16:46] zai**
Daddy!
**[16:47] dad**
Kaocchi!
**[16:48] zai**
Daddy!
**[16:49] dad**
Kaocchi!
**[16:51] mok**
Okay, not yet. Ten more reps.
**[16:58] girls**
Sa-ka-i! Sa-ka-i!
**[17:00] girls**
Amazing Sakai!
**[17:04] tsu**
He's on fire again.
**[17:06] sak**
I can hear it today, too.
**[17:09] girl**
Yes! Amazing!
**[17:11] sak**
All right!
**[17:12] sak**
How about this?
**[17:17] girl**
Huh? What's this?
**[17:19] sak**
*I can hear it! I can hear it!*
**[17:22] sak**
*The whisper telling me to go score!*
**[17:26] zai**
*I'll show you the fruits of my training!*
**[17:29] god**
Oh? You're not Aoyama?
**[17:33] sak**
Huh?
**[17:33] god**
I made a mistake. Sorry. Sorry.
**[17:39] sak**
Huh?
**[17:40] sak**
What?!
**[17:45] zai**
It was all a misunderstanding?!
**[17:48] sak**
Y-Yeah, just how I planned it.
**[17:52] sak**
I can hear the whispers
of the God of Soccer!
**[17:56] yos**
Sounds like those whispers keep on coming.
**[18:02] sak**
I can hear it!
**[18:02] sak**
I can hear!
**[18:06] ish**
Hm?
**[18:09] sak**
* What's going on? I can't*
* hear the whispers anymore.*
**[18:13] tsu**
Don't worry, Sakai!
**[18:17] tsu**
If you can't score, just come back to us!
**[18:20] all**
Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on!
**[18:22] sak**
What?!
**[18:26] sak**
This is bad!
**[18:27] (Flashback) all**
Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on!
**[18:31] (Flashback) all**
S-S-Sakai, come back to us!
**[18:35] (Flashback) all**
The village of rejects is fun.
**[18:38] (Flashback) all**
Hey!
**[18:38] sak**
Dammit!
**[18:40] sak**
I never want to go back there!
**[18:48] tsu**
Huh? You changed your hair back?
**[18:53] tsu**
Why don't you just come back, Sakai?
**[18:56] yos**
Hey, hey, come on! Hey, come on!
**[18:59] sak**
* If I embrace being Aoyama, both physically*
* and mentally, I should awaken again!*
**[19:05] girl**
Sakai-senpai!
**[19:07] sak**
*I need to be cool towards my fans, too.*
**[19:09] tsu**
He's just going to ignore them?
**[19:11] tsu**
That's boring!
**[19:16] tsu**
The awakened Sakai was fun,
but a cool one is boring!
**[19:23] sak**
Could you please refrain from pantsing me?
**[19:26] tsu**
What?!
**[19:27] miw**
No, seriously, pull his pants back up!
**[19:30] sak**
*I have to accelerate my Aoyama-fication.*
***SIGN*** Aoyama Life
**[19:34] mok**
Huh? I... what?
**[19:37] sak**
As you can see, I'm trying
to become Aoyama right now.
**[19:42] mok**
Since you're nothing like him
whatsoever, I didn't realize.
**[19:46] sak**
What?!
**[19:48] sak**
I imitated him and awoke as a goal poacher!
**[19:58] sak**
So if I can fully transform into
Aoyama, I can once again—
**[20:02] sak**
Shut up!
**[20:06] sak**
I'm begging you, Gotou-chan!
**[20:08] sak**
What do I need to do to get closer to Aoyama?
**[20:11] sak**
I want to go back one more time!
**[20:13] sak**
To that shining version of myself!
**[20:17] mok**
U-Um, Sakai-san...
**[20:20] all**
The new victory dance!
**[20:21] mok**
If you're joking, stop right now.
**[20:26] mok**
Are you trying to defile Aoyama-kun?!
**[20:35] saK**
I can't hear it!
**[20:36] ish**
What are you doing, Sakai?
**[20:38] ish**
He's not on his game today, either.
**[20:49] zai**
Yeah!
**[20:51] zai**
Gotou!
**[20:53] god**
Aoyama!
**[20:56] sak**
*Please! Hear! Hear it!*
**[21:01] all**
Gola, golazo!
**[21:03] sak**
*There!*
**[21:05] all**
Vai! Gola, golazo!
**[21:10] all**
Gola, gola, golazo!
**[21:13] all**
Gola, gola, golazo!
**[21:16] all**
Vai! Go, go, go, golazo!
**[21:23] girl**
What is he doing? Gross!
**[21:26] girl**
That's so lame!
**[21:28] miw**
Sakai has reverted to his stooge form,
so I guess Kaocchi will be our striker again.
**[21:33] ish**
Yes.
**[23:09] zai**
Hey.
**[23:10] zai**
What's the commotion? Did something happen?
**[23:13] tad**
That.
**[23:15] zai**
Who are those men talking to Aoyama?
**[23:19] ish**
People from the youth division.
**[23:21] tad**
Here to scout.
**[23:23] zai**
What?
**[23:26] ish**
Aoyama might quit the team.
**[23:30] zai**
What's *that* supposed to mean?!
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** The Reason Behind Aoyama-kun's Choice
# 12 - The Reason Behind Aoyama-kun's Choice
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYNQZQ3XY/clean-freak-aoyama-kun)
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**[00:02] zai**
Hey, those men are back again.
**[00:06] tsu**
Well, if you think about it,
Aoyama is a national age-group player.
**[00:10] sak**
It's not surprising they'd
show up to scout him.
**[00:13] yos**
That means there's no guarantee
he'll be with us to the end.
**[00:17] zai**
*Aoyama might leave...*
**[00:29] sak**
Zaizen. Hey, Zaizen.
**[00:32] tsu**
Our days of dreaming about reaching
Nationals might be numbered.
**[00:37] yos**
He only came here because
he liked the toilets.
**[00:41] tsu**
If he's going to a pro youth club,
he'll have no reason to remain with us.
***SIGN*** #12
***SIGN*** The Reason Behind Aoyama-kun's Choice
**[00:54] zai**
Hey, Aoyama!
**[00:57] zai**
We need to talk.
**[01:00] zai**
Are you going to join a youth club?
**[01:07] zai**
Those scouts were here again.
**[01:10] zai**
I don't want to be blunt,
but everybody's relying on you.
**[01:14] zai**
You're our team's—
**[01:16] kid**
Look! It's Aoyama-san,
the youth national player!
**[01:19] kid2**
Seriously?
**[01:20] kid2**
It's true! Oh, my god!
**[01:22] kid**
I always keep an eye out for your matches!
**[01:24] kid**
Can we get your autograph?
**[01:27] zai**
*You're our team's...*
**[01:31] zai**
*...biggest hope.*
**[01:36] kid**
Wow, even his autograph is amazing!
**[01:40] kid**
I'm going to treasure this forever!
**[01:42] zai**
*Just kidding.*
**[01:44] kid**
We actually got one!
**[01:44] zai**
Aoyama!
**[01:45] kid**
Yeah!
**[01:46] kid**
So lucky!
**[01:48] zai**
You should play where
you can shine the most.
**[01:53] zai**
But...
**[01:55] zai**
Let's do our best tomorrow.
**[02:15] (Flashback) zai**
Mother!
**[02:17] (Flashback) mom**
What is it?
**[02:20] (Flashback) zai**
Please come to my next soccer match.
**[02:24] (Flashback) zai**
I'm going to score a goal
for you as a present!
**[02:33] dad**
Let's get going.
**[02:35] zai**
Yes, Daddy.
**[02:38] dad**
You have your match now, don't you?
**[02:40] zai**
Yes.
**[02:47] zai**
* Mother, I promise that*
* we will win today's match!*
***SIGN*** Inter-High
Tokyo City
First Preliminaries
**[02:56] tsu**
"You eleven knights who are
gathered on this holy ground..."
***SIGN*** Thanks to its
ongoing popularity,
Season 2 of the
anime is greenlit!
**[02:59] tsu**
"I am going to join the battle as well!"
**[03:01] tsu**
"Let's save the world together!"
**[03:03] tsu**
For some reason, I feel like this
week's chapter is cheering us on!
**[03:08] tsu**
I can feel the power!
**[03:19] mok**
Is Aoyama-kun really going to quit our team?
**[03:25] zai**
No clue! I have no idea what he's thinking.
**[03:30] zai**
Just like her...
**[03:34] mok**
Huh?
**[03:35] zai**
Oh, nothing.
**[03:40] sak**
She's pretty.
**[03:41] tad**
Is that your mom?
**[03:43] zai**
What the hell, you guys?
What is it to you?!
**[03:46] tsu**
Don't be so shy and introduce us.
**[03:49] tad**
Are you into older women?
**[03:50] zai**
That's my mother!
**[03:52] zai**
Besides, my mother's long...
**[03:57] sak**
Zaizen?
**[04:01] miw**
Listen up! Time for the pre-match meeting!
**[04:05] miw**
Let's review what we know
about today's opponent.
**[04:08] tsu**
What do you make of Zaizen's reaction?
**[04:10] yos**
He had a pretty serious look on his face.
**[04:12] sak**
Actually, I happened to see something
when I was walking my dog this morning.
**[04:18] sak**
Zaizen was paying his respects
at a grave with his father.
**[04:23] tad**
Wait, does that mean today's
the day Zaizen's mom...
**[04:26] tsu**
...passed away?
**[04:27] yos**
Really?
**[04:29] miw**
Hey, guys!
**[04:30] miw**
Be quiet! Anyway, moving on.
**[04:33] miw**
Our opponent, Kuraishi High School,
has two powerful center backs.
**[04:39] miw**
They're a team whose rise is
built on an ironclad defense.
**[04:42] miw**
In order to breach their defense,
**[04:46] miw**
we need you to shine
as brightly as you can, Kaocchi.
**[04:55] miw**
Kaocchi?
**[04:57] zai**
Y-Yes!
**[04:58] miw**
Pull it together, everyone.
Let's go win another match!
**[05:02] all**
Yes, ma'am!
**[05:16] sak**
Captain!
**[05:17] ish**
Yeah!
**[05:21] sak**
Where's Zaizen?
**[05:22] tsu**
He went to the bathroom.
**[05:23] sak**
Good, because...
**[05:25] mor**
Today's the anniversary...
**[05:26] ish**
...of Zaizen's mom's death?
**[05:28] ish**
Why didn't he say something?
**[05:29] sat**
Yeah, how come?
**[05:30] ish**
There's only one thing we can do.
**[05:33] ish**
Provide support for Zaizen!
**[05:35] sak**
We'll send everything his way...
**[05:36] tsu**
...and help him score...
**[05:37] yos**
...to cheer him up!
**[05:39] ish**
Our team will win.
**[05:40] tad**
And we'll advance from the preliminaries!
**[05:41] ume**
Sounds good. I bet his mother
would like that, too.
**[05:49] zai**
Sorry for making you all wait.
**[05:53] all**
All right!
**[05:55] ish**
*That's my cue as captain!*
**[05:58] ish**
Fujimi—
**[05:58] ume**
Victory at any cost!
**[06:01] ume**
Fujimi High!
**[06:03] all**
Fight!
**[06:06] tad**
All right, I'm pumped!
**[06:08] tsu**
I can taste victory already.
**[06:12] ish**
Huh? I haven't said anything yet...
**[06:19] tad**
There's the cross!
**[06:21] sak**
It looks good!
**[06:29] ito**
With your build, I bet you're
pretty confident in the air.
**[06:34] ito**
But quite frankly, you've got
no chance when you're facing us.
**[06:38] zai**
*Bastard.*
**[06:41] tach**
No wonder those center backs are called
the "Double Wall of Kuraishi High."
**[06:46] koz**
They're both physically strong,
and they cover a wide range on the pitch.
**[06:50] ibu**
Hm...
**[06:51] tak**
Well, I could easily obliterate them.
**[06:57] tad**
Aoyama!
**[06:59] ric**
Their defense is quick to hound him!
**[07:00] koz**
Their anti-Aoyama strategy's good, too!
**[07:03] ric**
They have a good defense.
**[07:07] ric**
He was pushed out of it again!
**[07:11] koz**
A long ball!
**[07:13] ish**
Oh no!
**[07:16] zai**
Dammit!
**[07:20] no9**
Gotcha!
**[07:24] ric**
They executed that counter perfectly!
**[07:26] tak**
So Kuraishi High School has taken the lead.
**[07:30] ito**
This match is as good as ours.
**[07:32] tak**
Kuraishi High School has won every
match so far without conceding.
**[07:37] tak**
Even scoring one goal won't be easy.
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** Kuraishi
**[07:41] ito**
It's good that we took the lead
in the first half, but...
**[07:44] hor**
I would have liked to get
another one or two goals.
**[07:47] ito**
We need to be extra careful
of Aoyama in the second half.
**[08:01] kid**
Ow!
**[08:03] mom**
Kazu-kun!
**[08:05] mom**
You scraped your leg.
We need to rinse it off.
**[08:10] zai**
*She was always into something.*
**[08:14] zai**
* Once she caught the bug for it,*
* she was blind to everything else.*
**[08:18] zai**
* Because of that, it was always Jeeves*
* who took me to and from kindergarten.*
**[08:22] zai**
*But I was glad to just have her around.*
**[08:26] (Flashback) zai**
Mother! I got into the starting eleven
for the next match!
**[08:37] (Flashback) zai**
Jeeves, where's Mother?
**[08:41] (Flashback) jee**
Young Master Kaoru...
**[08:44] (Flashback) jee**
Your mother has gone to a faraway place.
**[08:55] zai**
Once this match is over, Aoyama will also...
**[08:58] zai**
Dammit!
**[09:00] zai**
We *will* win today's match!
**[09:03] zai**
That will be my parting gift
to her and Aoyama!
**[09:08] mac**
*Congratulations! You're a winner!*
**[09:12] zai**
What the hell's going on?
**[09:15] zai**
This is too much! You're broken, yo!
***SIGN*** Zaizen Shiori
***SIGN*** I'm Kaoru's mother
***SIGN*** Shoot for victory at Nationals!
***SIGN*** Fujimi High School Eleven
**[09:28] zai**
*Dwelling on it won't help!*
**[09:30] ish**
Zaizen!
**[09:30] zai**
*Right now, I need to focus on the game!*
**[09:40] miw**
Jeez, what are you doing?
**[09:43] sak**
Zaizen, back pass!
**[09:45] zai**
Crap!
**[09:47] miw**
* I'm counting on your aerial prowess*
* to get past that defensive wall!*
**[09:53] ref**
Corner to Kuraishi High School!
**[09:58] all**
Kuraishi scores!
**[10:03] zai**
Crap!
**[10:04] mok**
That's Kuraishi High School's second goal.
**[10:14] mok**
I can't believe Aoyama-kun's
pushing forward this early in the game.
**[10:18] miw**
He must be feeling the heat, too.
**[10:21] ish**
Their closing down is almost instant!
**[10:23] zai**
Aoyama, pass it to me! That's too risky!
**[10:28] tad**
I guess he took one touch too many.
**[10:32] zai**
Even for you, that was reckless!
**[10:37] zai**
What?
**[10:40] aoy**
It would have been pointless to
pass to you in your current state.
**[10:44] zai**
What?
**[10:45] ish**
The ball!
**[10:47] (Flashback) kid**
Zaizen, the ball!
**[10:57] (Flashback) zai**
I missed?
**[11:01] (Flashback) zai**
*Why aren't you here...*
**[11:03] (Flashback) zai**
*...Mother?*
**[11:05] ish**
Zaizen!
**[11:09] zai**
Crap!
**[11:13] ish**
We've been caught upfield. Fall back!
**[11:17] zai**
*Damn, what's wrong with me?!*
**[11:20] kur**
Go for the counter!
**[11:22] ito**
*All right, good!*
**[11:25] ito**
* The most dangerous thing*
* about their team is*
**[11:27] ito**
* Aoyama's explosive offense*
* in the last five minutes.*
**[11:31] ito**
* The key is how far ahead*
* we are by that point.*
**[11:35] ito**
*We can't relax with a mere two-goal lead!*
**[11:41] ito**
*A three-goal lead will do it, though!*
**[11:44] zai**
Not on my watch!
**[11:46] itou**
*This is checkmate!*
**[11:49] zai**
Oh no!
**[11:51] ito**
*Got it!*
**[12:12] ric**
Aoyama put his body on the line to stop it!
**[12:16] tak**
Hmph, Fujimi High School barely survived.
**[12:20] sak**
That was amazing, Aoyama!
**[12:21] tsu**
You saved us!
**[12:25] zai**
Hey! Are you okay?!
**[12:27] aoy**
Stay away.
**[12:29] sak**
Hey, those stains...
**[12:33] tsu**
You can't play like that.
**[12:36] zai**
*It's my fault.*
**[12:39] zai**
*It's because I screwed up.*
**[12:40] aoy**
Zaizen-san.
**[12:43] aoy**
If you don't want to win,
please get yourself substituted.
**[12:49] (Flashback) zai**
Let's do our best tomorrow.
**[12:55] zai**
*Are you kidding me, Aoyama?*
**[13:03] zai**
I am...
**[13:08] zai**
...not leaving this game!
**[13:16] tad**
How stupid do you have to be
to headbutt the goalpost?!
**[13:20] zai**
Let go of me!
**[13:21] ish**
All right, just calm down!
**[13:26] hor**
Is his head okay? In all senses of the word.
**[13:29] ito**
Forget about the idiotic headbutter.
**[13:31] ito**
What's huge is that Aoyama being
dirty has rendered him sluggish.
**[13:36] ito**
We have this match in the bag.
**[13:39] mok**
*Aoyama-kun, if you're that dirty...*
**[13:43] zai**
Listen up!
**[13:47] zai**
Fujimi High School is
not just Aoyama's team.
**[13:54] zai**
*Damn that Aoyama.*
**[13:56] (Flashback) aoy**
If you don't want to win,
please get yourself substituted.
**[14:02] zai**
*I don't want to win?*
**[14:05] zai**
*Of course I want...*
**[14:09] zai**
*...to win!*
**[14:14] ito**
*This guy!*
**[14:16] hor**
Too bad.
**[14:18] mok**
They took it!
**[14:20] ito**
Now that Aoyama's sluggish,
this is our chance!
**[14:23] ish**
A counterattack's coming!
**[14:26] hor**
This is the end!
**[14:39] zai**
How do you like that?!
**[14:43] guy**
He stopped their counter with his face!
**[14:45] guy2**
He's got guts!
**[14:48] miw**
Looks like you got over whatever
was bothering you, Kaocchi!
**[14:51] zai**
Ow.
**[14:54] aoy**
Your soccer is so dirty.
**[14:59] zai**
You moron.
**[15:02] zai**
This sort of stuff is my job.
**[15:07] zai**
Let's win this match.
**[15:09] aoy**
Of course.
**[15:20] ric**
They keep passing the ball around
to chip away at Fujimi's stamina.
**[15:24] tak**
This is the extent of this team's abilities
when their ace, Aoyama, isn't performing.
**[15:31] koz**
There're less than ten minutes left.
They intend to let the clock run down.
**[15:36] ric**
At this rate, Fujimi will lose.
**[15:39] zai**
*Damn it all!*
**[15:42] zai**
*We need to score right now!*
**[15:45] zai**
* So I won't let them tell me*
* they're at their limit!*
**[15:49] zai**
*My legs are like this,*
**[15:51] zai**
* and my head's fuzzy from being oxygen*
* deprived because I've run around too much.*
**[15:55] guy**
Itou-san!
**[15:59] zai**
*But you know what?*
**[16:01] zai**
*Compared to when I was moping around,*
**[16:04] zai**
*this is a lot better!*
**[16:06] ito**
Son of a...
**[16:07] sak**
Nice, Zaizen!
**[16:09] ish**
Time for us to counter!
**[16:11] itou**
Stop their number 5!
**[16:14] guy**
Die!
**[16:17] tad**
I won't let you stop me so easily!
**[16:22] tad**
Captain!
**[16:24] ish**
Too far!
**[16:25] yos**
He can't make that!
**[16:28] tsu**
That idiot!
**[16:30] sak**
That was our only chance!
**[16:35] zai**
Aoyama!
**[16:35] ito**
I thought he couldn't move!
**[16:38] miw**
It's the last five minutes!
**[16:46] hor**
I'm still on you!
**[16:56] hor**
*Where are you aiming?*
**[16:57] hor**
*There's nobody over there!*
**[17:00] miw**
Kaocchi!
**[17:05] zai**
*This ball...*
**[17:07] zai**
*I will make it count!*
**[17:13] zai**
*My leg!*
**[17:20] zai**
*After we've come so far?!*
**[17:22] aoy**
Zaizen-san.
**[17:26] all**
Zaizen!
**[17:27] ume**
Zaizen-san.
**[17:28] all**
Zaizen!
**[17:29] all**
Zaizen!
**[17:34] zai**
*Mother!*
**[17:40] mom**
You can do it, Kaoru!
***SIGN*** Fujimi
***SIGN*** Kuraishi
**[18:07] tac**
Fujimi High won again, huh?
**[18:16] ibu**
Par for the course, no?
**[18:18] ric**
I just remembered our
first training match.
**[18:23] mom**
Show me your leg already!
**[18:25] zai**
It's fine. I just pulled a muscle.
**[18:28] zai**
Anyway, why'd you bother showing up now?
**[18:32] ish**
Haven't we seen that person before?
**[18:35] tad**
Wasn't she in the picture Zaizen had?
**[18:42] tsu**
Zaizen's mom?!
**[18:45] mom**
Yes?
**[18:46] yos**
She's fit as a fiddle!
**[18:48] sak**
Then why'd you visit the graveyard
this morning? Talk about misleading!
**[18:52] zai**
That was to honor our ancestors.
**[18:54] zai**
Dadd—I mean, Father only
had time to go this morning.
**[18:58] tsu**
Give us back the energy we wasted on
being worried about you! You idiot!
**[19:02] zai**
What are you even talking about?!
**[19:04] mom**
I'm relieved to see you having fun.
**[19:08] zai**
After all this time? I don't care if you
were volunteering or whatever!
**[19:12] zai**
Where have you been this whole time?
**[19:16] mom**
At first, I meant to come back straight away.
**[19:22] mom**
But before I knew it, it had been five years.
**[19:25] zai**
You're always like this!
**[19:28] mom**
I came to see you score a goal today.
**[19:35] mom**
I was really watching.
**[19:39] (Flashback) zai**
I'm going to score a goal
for you as a present!
**[19:53] mom**
A present five years in the making.
**[19:57] zai**
*You remembered.*
**[20:02] zai**
You're so late, Mother.
**[20:12] jee**
Madam, I've come to pick you up!
**[20:24] mom**
Okay, I'm off to Brazil now.
**[20:31] mom**
Bye!
**[20:32] zai**
Mother!
**[20:37] zai**
Mother...
**[20:55] zai**
Aoyama.
**[20:59] zai**
What are you going to do about the team?
**[21:01] zai**
You're joining a youth club, right?
**[21:05] aoy**
I'm not, though.
**[21:06] zai**
Really?!
**[21:11] (Flashback) man**
It seems you don't understand
your own position here.
**[21:17] (Flashback) man**
You're already carrying the future
of Japanese soccer on your shoulders.
**[21:22] (Flashback) man**
Why is a player who's going to be
the jewel in Japan's crown
**[21:25] (Flashback) man**
not playing for a renowned school
or a youth club,
**[21:31] (Flashback) man**
instead of here at Fujimi High School?
**[21:38] aoy**
I...
**[21:41] aoy**
...like white uniforms.
**[21:45] mok**
The white of cleanliness!
**[21:48] team**
Clean! Clean! A-o-ya-ma!
**[21:52] mok**
Aoyama-kun likes white.
**[21:55] team**
He li-kes wh-i-te!
**[22:02] all**
Are you kidding us?!
**[23:18] zai**
Picking a team based on the uniform
**[23:21] zai**
is so idiotic that I'm mad at
myself for being worried.
**[23:27] zai**
You damn germaphobic, whimsical fool.