E8 - Less Than Human Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Claire     So, so, so cute! [00:03] Yessica     Where did it come from? [00:05] Maria     It sure is cute. [00:07] Earnest     What are you all up to? [00:10] Yessica     Anna, look at this thing. [00:12] Claire     So cute! [00:13] Earnest     What is it? [00:14] Claire     Nice and smooth. [00:14] Earnest     How long has it been here? [00:16] Sophie     For about a week or so. [00:19] Yessica     Huh, I had no idea. [00:21] Yessica     Is it waiting here for someone? [00:26] Earnest     Is this... Blade? SIGN    Episode 8 [00:32] Sign     Less Than Human [00:39] Cu     I'm bored! [00:42] Blade     That's dangerous, Cu! [00:45] Cu     What was that anyway, Parent? [00:49] Blade     You remember how they said     I'll die if I use 15% of my strength? [00:54] Blade     So I figured I'd hone my fighting spirit     on a regular basis, and keep a stockpile. [00:58] Earnest     Hey, Blade... [01:00] Earnest     It looks like this thing's     been looking for you. [01:05] Blade     Instant Dragon Eater! [01:13] Blade     Oh, I did it! [01:15] Blade     Looks like I can fire off five more of these! [01:17] Earnest     Blade! [01:18] Earnest     Why'd you suddenly send that thing flying?! [01:21] Claire     My smooth friend... [01:22] Blade     Look, you have to destroy them! [01:24] Earnest     Why would you do that?! [01:26] Earnest     The poor thing! [01:28] Earnest     It's been looking for you! [01:30] Blade     Don't you know what it is? [01:31] Blade     That thing's a Guardian! [01:32] Sophie     A Guardian? [01:34] Cu     What's that? [01:36] Claire     Um, um... [01:37] Claire     Should I try and fix it up? [01:39] Blade     Just leave it. [01:40] Blade     That thing can handle being     wrecked over and over. [01:43] Blade     Ugh, this sucks, though. [01:45] Blade     Did it come up aboveground looking for me? [01:57] Maria     Is she an acquaintance of Blade's? [02:03] Iona     Will this body do? [02:06] Blade     Eh? [02:07] Iona     I have analyzed the human male psyche, [02:10] Iona     and designed an appearance to     arouse your protective instincts. [02:14] Blade     Hold on, who are you? [02:16] Claire     Hey, Blade... [02:18] Claire     Do you think she's the one from yesterday? [02:24] Blade     Dragon Eater! [02:30] Blade     Dragon Eater! Dragon Eater! Dragon Eater! [02:33] Maria     Blade?! [02:34] Claire     W-Wait! [02:35] Earnest     That's too much! [02:36] Earnest     You're going overboard! [02:37] Blade     Dragon Eater! [02:45] Blade     Phew, that was a close one! [02:47] Earnest     You lousy superorganism! [02:49] Earnest     What are you doing?! [02:51] Earnest     You're up against a girl! [02:52] Earnest     Don't you feel sorry for her?! [02:53] Blade     Why am I the bad guy here? [02:55] Blade     Besides, I'm sure that in no time... [03:00] Blade     See? She's back! [03:02] Earnest     Yeah. [03:03] Blade     Okay, let's do this. [03:04] Earnest     Hold on a second! [03:05] Earnest     Besides, I don't think she's dangerous. [03:07] Earnest     Are you sure she doesn't     just want to be friends? [03:09] Blade     There's no way! [03:11] Blade     Guardians are bad news! [03:13] Blade     If they go berserk, then even worse news! [03:16] Iona     I have received a command to eradicate you. [03:20] Iona     Currently, I am in     observation mode to gather data. [03:23] Blade     See, told you! [03:24] Claire     Hey, hey... [03:25] Claire     Want to take classes with us? [03:26] Iona     You are not an eradication target. [03:29] Iona     However, stand in my way,     and I will eliminate you. [03:31] Iona     Furthermore, I am not programmed     to perform collaborative tasks. [03:35] Claire     In that case, you can learn how     to do that with everyone here! [03:38] Claire     Well, Iona? [03:40] Iona     Iona? [03:42] Claire     That says Iona in ancient writing,      doesn't it? [03:45] Iona     This is not read as Iona, but 1-0-N-A. [03:48] Iona     It is my identification and model number,      and therefore, not my name. [03:52] Claire     I see! [03:53] Claire     But if you don't have a name,     I can call you Iona, right? [03:58] Yessica     It's just like Claire to come on so strongly. [04:02] Claire     And if you really want to defeat Blade... [04:06] Claire     We can all come up with a plan together! [04:08] Blade     Wait, why?! [04:11] Claire     How does that sound? [04:16] Eliza     Let us begin discussing     methods to eradicate Blade! [04:20] Claire     Hey, Iona... [04:21] Claire     Why Blade, anyway? [04:24] Iona     That is because... [04:25] Iona     he forcefully infiltrated my intimate zone, [04:29] Iona     desecrating my chassis repeatedly each time. [04:33] Claire     That's awful, Blade. [04:35] Blade     Hold it right there! [04:37] Blade     All I did was trespass on     the area she was guarding! [04:39] Blade     What's more, I had the master key, didn't I? [04:42] Blade     I borrowed it from the king. [04:43] Iona     That is insufficient. [04:45] Iona     I also require biometric authentication     and a master code genetic signature. [04:49] Earnest     What's this about? [04:51] Blade     The Royal Library of Banned Books      is underground near here. [04:55] Blade     I had to drop in a bit to      look up things about Asmodeus. [04:58] Earnest     What?! [04:59] Earnest     So you mean it's because you were helping me? [05:02] Iona     There were 13 more instances     of trespassing prior to that. [05:05] Earnest     It wasn't my fault at all. [05:07] Iona     I was destroyed 28 times in total... [05:09] Earnest     Blade, that's way too many times! [05:11] Iona     With my body being divided     into 577,526 fragments... [05:16] Earnest     Blade, that's way too many pieces! [05:18] Iona     And reprimanded by Mother, my supervisor,     for 500,037,000 milliseconds... [05:23] Earnest     Your boss lectures you for way too long! [05:25] Blade     She attacked me first, so I had     no choice but to fight back. [05:30] Yessica     Blade, you're so merciless! [05:32] Claire     Blade, that's way too mean! [05:34] Mao     Your heinous behavior sickens     even the Demon King. [05:40] Blade     I'm leaving! [05:41] Earnest     We made him sulk. [05:50] Sophie     Blade. [05:51] Blade     Everyone's so mean! [05:53] Blade     I only broke into the library because     of my duties as the Great Hero! [05:57] Sophie     Yes. I know. [05:59] Blade     Besides, those things keep their     souls in a separate location, [06:03] Blade     so it's not like they die when     you destroy their bodies. [06:05] Sophie     If they did die upon destruction,     what would you do? [06:10] Blade     Well, I mean... I'd have to think about it. [06:13] Blade     I'm not the Great Hero now, anyway. [06:16] Eliza     Feast your eyes on this! [06:18] Eliza     I believe this is the     reason why Iona can't win! [06:22] Yessica     You mean Blade is relentless because     she doesn't die, even when destroyed? [06:27] Earnest     Oh, totally. [06:28] Earnest     I could see that. [06:29] Earnest     Blade can be so weirdly cold,     and downright scary at times. [06:35] Earnest     He even told me he'd cut me down! [06:37] Mao     Bragging, are we? [06:38] Mao     I've got my share of stories, too. [06:40] Earnest     N-No, I'm not! [06:41] Iona     Never mind that.     Let's be a little more constructive. [06:44] Earnest     Never mind that?! [06:45] Eliza     I think we should focus on ways      to prevent your defeat for now. [06:50] Iona     This is the result of my thought process. [06:53] Claire     Why did you decide to look like a girl? [06:55] Iona     Upon observation, I determined     that he treats women more gently. [07:00] Earnest     So you figured he'd go easy on you this way? [07:07] Group     That's adorable! [07:10] Earnest     I want to adopt her! [07:11] Claire     So cute! [07:12] Eliza     Iona. [07:13] Eliza     I've come up with a strategy. [07:15] Eliza     I call it... [07:16] Eliza     the Stand Alone Complex! [07:19] Eliza     Let me give a simple explanation. [07:21] Eliza     We directly install Iona's soul     within the Core Unit in her heart, [07:26] Eliza     placing it in a state     capable of being destroyed. [07:28] Earnest     Huh? But if you do that... [07:30] Eliza     Yes. Iona will cease to     become indestructible. [07:34] Eliza     Would Blade take her down knowing that? [07:44] Cu     You can do it, Parent! [07:45] Earnest     Get him! Beat him to a bloody pulp! [07:47] Claire     Iona! Good luck! [07:49] Crowd     Go, go! Do your best! [07:54] Blade     Okay, let's get on with ti! [07:56] Iona     Blade. [07:57] Iona     Let me tell you this first. [07:59] Iona     Right now, I am in Stand Alone mode. [08:01] Blade     What? Stand Alone? [08:04] Iona     Presently, my connection to Mother     has been physically severed. [08:08] Iona     That is to say, I am operating     fully independently, [08:11] Iona     and cannot be repaired if I am destroyed. [08:13] Blade     Huh? Hold on... [08:15] Blade     Since your soul is in a different location... [08:19] Iona     My weak point is currently right here. [08:22] Earnest     Hey, there's no reason     to make him cop a feel! [08:24] Iona     Ten centimeters deep inside     lies my heart and soul. [08:30] Iona     If it sustains severe damage, [08:32] Iona     I as an individual unit will     forever cease to exist. [08:36] Iona     Do you comprehend? [08:39] Iona     Now, then... [08:42] Blade     Hey! [08:52] Blade     Ow! [08:58] Iona     What is the matter? [09:00] Blade     Why, you! [09:01] Blade     Dragon... [09:05] Blade     Damn it! [09:18] Blade     Wind pressure alone isn't gonna cut it, huh? [09:20] Blade     If so... [09:42] Earnest     The superorganism is grunting and groaning! [09:46] Mao     She's not half bad. [09:48] Eliza     It really looks like Blade     can't lay a finger on her! [09:53] Blade     That smarts! [09:54] Blade     I'm gonna have a bump now! [09:56] Blade     Go a little easy, won't you? [09:58] Iona     Blade, you are the one who will go easy. [10:01] Iona     I already know it is not in your nature to     employ violence against an innocent girl. [10:07] Iona     You were defeated because your     attacks are too powerful. [10:10] Blade     That's not all. [10:12] Blade     You also didn't give me any chance     to use my less powerful moves. [10:17] Iona     Now then, please surrender. [10:19] Iona     Or would you like to grunt     and groan some more? [10:22] Blade     I give, I give! [10:24] Blade     I admit defeat. [10:28] Yessica     She beat Blade! [10:30] Cu     How frustrating! [10:31] Claire     That's amazing, Iona! [10:36] Blade     Ow... [10:41] Blade     Iona. [10:52] Iona     V for victory. [11:00] Blade     You're not gonna eat it?! [11:01] Blade     Or wait, can you even eat? [11:03] Iona     I am equipped to break down and     absorb organic matter as energy. [11:08] Iona     However... [11:09] Earnest     You're not feeling hungry? [11:11] Eliza     I believe she's lost motivation     after defeating Blade, her target, [11:15] Eliza     resulting in burnout syndrome. [11:18] Yessica     But doesn't that only apply to humans? [11:22] Iona     If I am met with a matter that     I cannot resolve on my own, [11:26] Iona     would it be best to discuss it with others? [11:28] Claire     If you've got problems, tell us about them! [11:30] Claire     We're all your friends. [11:33] Iona     In times like these, I would always     turn to Mother for guidance. [11:37] Cu     Who is this Mother? [11:39] Eliza     She means the Mother Computer. [11:41] Eliza     The one who supervises Iona. [11:43] Iona     Whenever I complete a given command, [11:46] Iona     I report it to Mother and     am assigned my next mission. [11:49] Iona     However, even though I have     restored the connection, [11:53] Iona     Mother continues to refuse it. [11:56] Iona     For abandoning my duties, unilaterally     blocking the connection, and other reasons, [12:00] Iona     it seems that I have been declared a     defective unit and my terminal login expunged. [12:04] Earnest     So you mean... you got fired? [12:06] Blade     What are these other reasons? [12:08] Iona     Transmitting around 15 terabytes' worth     of written abuse aimed at Mother. [12:12] Blade     There's your reason. [12:14] Iona     I am feeling terribly insecure,     now that I am without a supervisor. [12:18] Iona     Peek. Stare. [12:19] Iona     Blade. [12:21] Iona     Can I call you Master? [12:23] Blade     No way! [12:24] Blade     You're asking me to take the     place of your supervisor, right? [12:27] Iona     That is unfortunate. [12:29] Iona     If I do not have you become my master,     the counter will keep ticking. [12:33] Blade     Counter? [12:34] Iona     Yes. [12:35] Iona     To prevent them turning berserker     without a chain of command, [12:38] Iona     all Guardians have a     self-destruct program installed. [12:42] Group     What?! [12:47] Eliza     It looks like it decrements every second, [12:49] Eliza     which means we have a     little over 84 hours left. [12:52] Iona     Do not fear. [12:54] Iona     My intent is to self-destruct in a     location with no one else around. [12:57] Earnest     That's not the issue here! [12:59] Blade     Ah, I get it already. [13:00] Blade     That counter should stop if I become     your master or whatever, right? [13:04] Iona     Yes, most likely. [13:06] Blade     I'll do it then. [13:08] Blade     I'll be your master. [13:10] Iona     Thank you very much, Master. [13:18] Iona     Here you go, Master. [13:21] Cu     Tonkatsu curry! [13:23] Blade     By the way, what's with the getup? [13:24] Cu     It's so spicy! [13:25] Iona     It is an ancient attire for servants. [13:29] Iona     If you command me to stop wearing it, I will. [13:31] Blade     No, you don't have to stop. [13:34] Iona     I have received your command. [13:35] Iona     I will cease to stop wearing it. [13:37] Iona     What is your next command? [13:39] Blade     It's nice having you take care of me, [13:42] Blade     but it feels like I've lost my freedom. [13:44] Cu     She provides us with food and snacks! [13:47] Cu     That's a good thing! [13:49] Sophie     No, it's not. [13:50] Blade     Sophie? [13:52] Blade     What's wrong? [13:53] Blade     If you've got something to say,      then you should say it. [13:55] Sophie     Is that a command? [13:57] Blade     Huh? Yeah, sure. [13:59] Iona     That is not fair, Master. [14:00] Iona     You will not command me,     yet you do so for Miss Sophie. [14:04] Blade     You be quiet. [14:05] Iona     Oh, is that a command? [14:10] Sophie     I don't like this. [14:10] Cu     Get off him! [14:11] Blade     What don't you like? [14:13] Sophie     She's stealing my character traits! [14:15] Blade     Huh? [14:16] Sophie     She's stealing my character traits. [14:18] Sophie     For one, my expressionless face. [14:20] Iona     I am not expressionless. [14:22] Iona     I have 800 different facial     expressions installed. [14:25] Sophie     Also, how I wait for commands. [14:27] Iona     That is inevitable. [14:29] Iona     I am simply following my     instincts as an android. [14:31] Group     Stare... [14:33] Sophie     You don't ever give me commands. [14:35] Sophie     Yet here you are, ordering Iona around. [14:38] Sophie     This isn't fair. [14:39] Iona     In that case, let us see which of     us is more deserving of Master. [14:44] Blade     Eh? Eh?! [14:45] Cu     I've heard of this! [14:47] Cu     This is what they call a scene of carnage! [14:50] Cu     Let there be blood! [14:52] Blade     I'm begging you,     please don't cause any trouble. [14:55] Group     Is that a command? [14:57] Blade     Y-Yeah. [15:04] Sophie     Meow. [15:06] Blade     No, don't give me that. [15:08] Blade     What are you doing? [15:09] Sophie     Establishing my character. [15:10] Sophie     Do you think I can beat Iona now? [15:12] Iona     I see. [15:13] Iona     It seems we both had the same idea. [15:15] Iona     Let us have a staring contest instead. [15:18] Sophie     Just what I wanted. [15:20] Blade     I don't care anymore. [15:26] Earnest     An unarmed showdown? [15:28] Claire     They couldn't settle the staring contest     even after a whole day had passed. [15:33] Iona     It seems I will have to resort to this. [15:36] Sophie     Artificial Great Hero Power. [15:40] Blade     This is supposed to be unarmed combat! [15:42] Blade     Both of you are disqualified. [15:46] Iona     Master. Which of us is more skilled? [15:51] Sophie     Pick the one that feels nicer. [15:54] Blade     I can't tell the difference. [15:58] Blade     Huh? [15:59] Blade     You're going to watch me as I'm fast asleep? [16:02] Blade     What kind of showdown is this, even? [16:04] Iona     The one to serve Master must be     someone who always puts you at ease. [16:10] Sophie     Go on, Blade. [16:11] Sophie     Sleep like a baby. [16:14] Blade     Okay, I'm turning the lights off. [16:23] Iona     Feel free to go to sleep if     you are tired, Miss Sophie. [16:26] Sophie     I've undergone sleep training. [16:29] Sophie     I can keep going for up to seven days. [16:31] Iona     I do not require sleep in the first place. [16:37] Iona     It seems we will not decide     a victor today, either. [16:40] Sophie     Agreed. [16:43] Iona     Lately, I feel as though I would be     okay if we never settled this matter. [16:49] Iona     I have always been alone. [16:52] Iona     Always alone, for such a long time. [16:56] Iona     He was the only one who would come visit me. [16:59] Sophie     I was all alone as well. [17:02] Sophie     All alone in my cage in that dark lab. [17:06] Sophie     I was nobody. [17:08] Sophie     The single link I had was     my worth as his replica. [17:14] Sophie     I was able to stay linked with the     world because he was there for me. [17:18] Sophie     That's how I felt. [17:20] Iona     I also felt the same way. [17:24] Iona     It seems that you have become     someone special to me as well. [17:29] Iona     What should I do about this? [17:31] Sophie     I'm not sure. [17:32] Sophie     But this feeling when I compete against you... [17:37] Sophie     Am I having fun? [17:39] Iona     I do not know the answer to that question. [17:41] Iona     Miss Sophie. [17:43] Iona     As a human, you are better equipped to... [17:44] Sophie     Sophie. [17:45] Iona     Pardon? [17:47] Sophie     Just call me Sophie. [17:49] Sophie     No title needed. [17:53] Iona     Understood, Sophie. [18:02] Iona     Good morning, Sophie. [18:05] Sophie     Good morning, Iona. [18:07] Earnest     Looks like you two are good friends now. [18:10] Earnest     Well? Are you having fun at school? [18:13] Iona     Yes. Very much so. [18:16] Blade     Iona. Show me the counter. [18:19] Iona     Is that a command? [18:21] Blade     That's right. Show me. [18:29] Earnest     It's gone down! [18:30] Earnest     But why? [18:31] Blade     So it didn't work... [18:33] Iona     I would not say that     there has been no effect. [18:36] Iona     The progression of the counter has     slowed down to one-tenth the speed. [18:40] Eliza     Let me take a look. [18:41] Eliza     I was afraid that a human as your master     wouldn't work, not even when it's a superorganism. [18:47] Eliza     Looks like there's about 20 hours left. [18:51] Blade     What do you want to do? [18:54] Iona     I would... [19:01] Iona     If possible, until the last moment, [19:04] Iona     I would like to be with you     all for as long as possible. [19:08] Sophie     Iona... [19:10] Iona     After that, I will go by myself. [19:12] Iona     I do not wish to cause     injury to anyone around me. [19:18] Yessica     Let's get the "Send Iona Off     with a Smile" party underway! [19:28] Iona     Is it all right for me to remain here? [19:32] Sophie     Yeah. [19:33] Sophie     Everyone is trying to     make your wish come true. [19:38] Sophie     So, Iona... [19:39] Sophie     You should also enjoy this     time as much as you can. [19:43] Sophie     I don't mean that as a command,      but as your friend. [19:46] Iona     Yes. [20:03] Yessica     Anna. [20:05] Earnest     Did you find that idiot? [20:06] Yessica     We've looked all over the campus,     but he's nowhere to be found. [20:11] Earnest     Where has that Blade gone     off to at a time like this? [20:23] Sophie     Iona! [20:27] Iona     Thank you very much for today. [20:30] Iona     I am destined to expire soon. [20:32] Iona     What meaning is there in appending a     meager amount of data to my memory? [20:38] Iona     At first, I could not understand it. [20:40] Iona     However, after spending time with you all, [20:43] Iona     in the moment before destruction,     I see myself for the first time [20:48] Iona     and feel as though I understand you humans. [20:52] Iona     Sophie. [20:53] Iona     I was less than human, but thanks to you,      I was able to become human. [21:01] Iona     Please give Master my regards. [21:04] Iona     Claire. [21:05] Iona     I still remember the warmth of your hands. [21:08] Iona     Yessica. [21:09] Iona     I would have liked to have     more girl talk with you. [21:12] Iona     Mao. [21:13] Iona     I leave it to you to eradicate Master. [21:16] Iona     Cu. [21:17] Iona     It is fine to be mischievous,      so please grow to be fine and mighty. [21:23] Iona     Finally, Earnest... [21:27] Iona     The truth is that I am scared. [21:31] Iona     I do not want to go away. [21:37] Iona     Help me. [21:40] Earnest     I'm sorry, Iona! [21:41] Sophie     I'm so sorry. [21:42] Iona     Do not forget me! [21:43] Iona     Please, do not forget me! [21:46] Claire     I won't forget you! [21:47] Yessica     I won't, either! [21:48] Earnest     I won't forget! [21:49] Sophie     I won't forget you. I swear. [21:53] Iona     Thank you. [21:54] Iona     Farewell. [22:03] Earnest     Huh? [22:05] Sophie     She's not detonating. [22:06] Eliza     What's going on here? [22:08] Eliza     It should already be time. [22:14] Blade     Oh, this is where it leads? [22:17] Blade     Huh? Where's the party? [22:19] Blade     Wait, is there no food left for me? [22:23] Earnest     Blade! [22:24] Earnest     Where have you been this whole time,     skipping the party like that?! [22:28] Blade     Ah, I went to go see Mother. [22:30] Earnest     What? [22:31] Iona     Why? [22:32] Blade     Well, you were gonna explode     because Mother fired you, right? [22:37] Blade     That's why... [22:38] Blade     I went to go persuade her. [22:40] Blade     With a bit of brute force, as well. [22:45] Iona     The connection with Mother has been restored. [22:48] Earnest     Does that mean... [22:49] Iona     Currently, the self-destruct program... [22:53] Iona     has met none of its parameters to activate. [22:58] Iona     Sophie, I... [23:00] Sophie     Yes. [23:01] Sophie     What you want most right now. [23:04] Sophie     You should go and do it. [23:09] Earnest     If that was the case— [23:10] Iona     Master! [23:11] Iona     Master! Master! [23:14] Iona     Master! [23:15] Iona     Master! [23:16] Mao     Well? Not going to stop her? [23:18] Earnest     Just for today... [23:19] Iona     Master! [23:22] Blade     Can't breathe... [23:24] Iona     Master! [23:25] Earnest     I changed my mind after all! [23:27] Earnest     Get off! [23:28] Earnest     Get off him! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    The Superorganism Suppression Committee