Season 1

E1 - Earnest

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[00:07] Demon King
    If you fail to stop me, the world
    will come to an end, Great Hero.
[00:18] Blade
    So this is all I've got?
[00:42] Blade
    Enough with the cheap moves.
[00:44] Blade
    Let's settle things once and for all.
[00:46] Blade
    You and me, going all out.
[00:49] Demon King
    Very well.
[00:50] Demon King
    I couldn't ask for more.
[00:59] Blade
    Dragon Series, Fifth Sword.
[01:00] Demon King
    Satanic power at full force.
[01:06] Demon King
    Be reduced to ashes!
[01:09] Blade
    Dragon Annihilator!
[01:47] Blade
    It's finally over...
[02:14] Student 1
    Good morning!
[02:14] Student 2
    Oh, you're here.
[02:16] Student K
    Good morning!
[02:17] Student A
    Good morning!
[02:18] Blade
    Oh! They're greeting each other!
[02:20] Blade
    Is that what friends do?!
[02:22] Student E
    Good morning!
[02:22] Student B
    Morning. You're here early.
[02:25] Blade
    I see! This is what normal people do!
[02:30] Blade
    All right!
[02:31] Blade
    Starting today, I'm going to make friends
    and live life as an ordinary person!
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Earnest
[02:45] Blade
    Okay! Time to make some friends!
[02:48] Blade
    Good morning!
[02:49] Blade
    Good morning!
[02:50] Blade
    Good morning!
[02:51] Blade
    Good morning!
[02:52] Blade
    Good morning! Good morning!
[02:53] Yessica
    Pretty funny student we've got here.
[02:56] Blade
    Good morning! Good morning!
[02:56] Claire
    Do you think he's a new transfer?
[02:59] Kassim
    Whoa, he's coming this way!
[03:01] Blade
    I'm Blade!
[03:03] Claire
    Ah, yes.
[03:04] Claire
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[03:06] Blade
    I'm Blade!
[03:07] Kassim
    You sure are a weirdo.
[03:09] Kassim
    I'm Kassim.
[03:10] Clay
    My name's Clay. Nice to meet you.
[03:12] Yessica
    I'm Yessica.
[03:13] Claire
    Oh, um... I'm Claire.
[03:15] Blade
    I see!
[03:17] Blade
    I'm here to make some friends!
[03:19] Claire
    If you don't mind, would you
    like to be friends with us?
[03:22] Blade
    I did it!
[03:23] Blade
    I've got four whole friends now!
[03:25] Blade
    If this keeps up, I could make ten friends...
[03:26] Blade
    No, hold that thought!
[03:28] Blade
    Even 100 friends doesn't sound so far-fetched!
[03:32] Claire
    If you want to make 100 friends,
    you'll have to befriend the whole student body.
[03:36] Earnest
    What are all of you up to?
[03:38] Earnest
    Why are you making a commotion
    in the middle of the hallway?
[03:42] Yessica
    Oh, no!
[03:42] Earnest
    You are all students at the
    prestigious Rosewood Academy.
[03:45] Kassim
    That's Earnest Flaming.
[03:46] Earnest
    You should strive to always follow the
    rules and behave in an orderly manner.
[03:47] Kassim
    She's the top student in this school,
    so everyone calls her the Empress.
[03:51] Blade
    I'm Blade!
[03:55] Earnest
    Who are you?
[03:56] Earnest
    I haven't seen you around here.
[03:58] Claire
    U-Um, Lady Earnest...
[04:00] Earnest
    No need for the title!
[04:02] Claire
    Well, it seems Blade just
    transferred into the school...
[04:05] Earnest
    A new student?
[04:07] Earnest
    This academy only admits those who aspire
    to be heroes who protect this world!
[04:13] Earnest
    There's no way they'd permit
    such a late admission!
[04:14] Blade
    I don't really care about being a hero.
[04:16] Blade
    I'm just here to make some friends.
[04:18] Earnest
    You don't really care?!
[04:19] Earnest
    What halfhearted resolve you have!
[04:25] Blade
    Oh, almost forgot!
[04:26] Blade
    I need to go to the headmaster's office!
[04:28] Earnest
    What?!
[04:29] Blade
    Can you show me the way to
    the headmaster's office?
[04:32] Group
    Go!
[04:35] Earnest
    Why'd it have to be me?
[04:39] Earnest
    This is Earnest Flaming.
[04:41] Earnest
    I'm here with a brat who lost his
    way and was on the verge of tears.
[04:45] King
    You may enter.
[04:47] Earnest
    Pardon me.
[04:56] Earnest
    Wh-What brings you here, Sir?!
[04:59] Blade
    I'm here!
[05:01] Earnest
    Y-You idiot!
[05:03] Earnest
    Don't you have any idea
    who you stand before?!
[05:06] Blade
    Sure I do.
[05:07] Earnest
    Please forgive his rudeness,
    Your Majesty the King!
[05:12] King
    I've heard all about you from the
    previous headmaster, Miss Earnest.
[05:16] King
    It seems you have quite the excellent record.
[05:18] Earnest
    O-Oh, no. I have a long way to go...
[05:20] Earnest
    Excuse me, "previous headmaster"?
[05:23] King
    Indeed.
[05:24] King
    As of today, I will be acting
    as the new headmaster here.
[05:28] Earnest
    Your Majesty is?!
[05:29] Earnest
    Why, I hear Your Majesty is
    quite the accomplished warrior!
[05:32] Earnest
    To be instructed by Your Majesty himself!
[05:35] Earnest
    I find myself lacking words to
    express my joy at the sheer honor!
[05:38] Earnest
    I could never have imagined I would get
    a chance to speak with Your Majesty!
[05:41] Earnest
    How can I put this?
[05:43] Earnest
    Oh, I really am so truly struck with awe!
[05:43] King
    That's enough.
[05:45] Earnest
    Huh?
[05:46] King
    You may take your leave.
[05:48] King
    I must speak with him in private.
[05:57] Earnest
    What's the deal with that boy?!
[05:59] Earnest
    He's so friendly with His Majesty!
[06:01] Earnest
    I don't get it!
[06:01] Blade
    Hey! Thanks to you,
    I've gotten on her bad side!
[06:04] King
    What could be the reason?
[06:05] Blade
    Don't give me that!
[06:06] Blade
    And what are you doing here, anyway?!
[06:09] King
    You see, Blade...
[06:11] King
    I want you to regain your powers as a hero.
[06:15] Blade
    I want to be an ordinary person!
[06:17] Blade
    Normal as can be!
[06:18] King
    The students here are really something.
[06:21] King
    They should serve well
    in your rehabilitation.
[06:24] Blade
    You're not listening, old man.
[06:25] King
    I plan on making sweeping changes
    to the curriculum, as well.
[06:29] King
    My predecessor had a bit of a lenient streak.
[06:32] King
    We're trying to nurture heroes here.
[06:35] King
    Great heroes like you—
[06:37] Blade
    There's no need for that!
[06:39] Blade
    The Demon King's gone now.
[06:41] King
    I received reports of the Great Hero
    and the Demon King trading blows,
[06:45] King
    resulting in mutual annihilation
    of their powers.
[06:47] Blade
    That's right.
[06:48] King
    But I have faith!
[06:51] King
    The Great Hero's powers will be resurrected!
[06:54] King
    And that's because you are the Great Hero!
[06:59] Blade
    This old man's gone off the deep end.
[07:13] Blade
    Hey!
[07:13] Earnest
    Why are you here?
[07:15] Earnest
    This is the advanced class!
[07:17] Blade
    I took the exam for the lower classes,
    but I was told to come here.
[07:22] Earnest
    Did you bribe someone?!
[07:24] Blade
    What?
[07:25] Earnest
    Did you gain back-door
    admission into this school?!
[07:27] Earnest
    You must have cheated somehow to be
     placed straight into the advanced class!
[07:31] Earnest
    Besides, this isn't the kind of academy
    that admits halfhearted people like you!
[07:37] Blade
    Don't call me halfhearted!
[07:38] Blade
    I'm dead serious.
[07:40] Blade
    About making 100 friends here.
[07:42] Earnest
    What?
[07:43] Blade
    I'm Blade!
[07:44] Blade
    Let's be friends!
[07:45] Scientist
    What?
[07:46] Blade
    I'm Blade!
[07:47] Priestess
    Wh-What do you want?
[07:48] Blade
    I'm Blade!
[07:50] Blade
    Let's be friends!
[07:51] Blade
    I'm Blade!
[07:52] Blade
    I'm Blade!
[07:53] Blade
    Let's be friends!
[07:53] Earnest
    Listen to me!
[07:56] Blade
    I'm listening.
[07:59] Earnest
    D-Don't pat my head!
[08:05] Blade
    Whoa.
[08:07] Sophie
    The instructor has asked
     everyone to assemble.
[08:10] Earnest
    I'll be right there.
[08:11] Blade
    I'm Blade!
[08:14] Earnest
    He's asking for your name.
[08:15] Sophie
    Is that a command?
[08:17] Earnest
    She's always like this.
[08:18] Blade
    I'm Blade!
[08:20] Earnest
    You need to listen when people are talking.
[08:22] Sophie
    Sophie.
[08:24] Blade
    I see!
[08:26] Blade
    I'm Blade!
[08:27] Blade
    Nice to meet you!
[08:29] Earnest
    Instructor!
[08:31] Instructor
    Wh-What is it?
[08:32] Earnest
    I'd like to test the
    transfer student's ability.
[08:36] Instructor
    Well, that wasn't in today's lesson plan...
[08:40] Earnest
    You don't mind, right?
[08:42] Instructor
    Go ahead...
[08:49] Blade
    That's made of enchanted metal, right?
[08:51] Earnest
    And what if it is?
[08:53] Earnest
    Just so you know,
[08:54] Earnest
    simply slicing through it is something
    all the advanced students can do.
[08:59] Earnest
    Your job is to prove yourself
    to everyone here.
[09:01] Earnest
    If you can't, I'll have you admit to your
    illicit entry and leave the academy.
[09:05] Earnest
    The advanced class is on
    a whole different level.
[09:08] Blade
    How many levels are we talking?
[09:09] Earnest
    Huh? W-Well... two...
[09:12] Earnest
    No, three!
[09:13] Earnest
    It's three whole levels different!
[09:16] Blade
    I see. Three levels, huh?
[09:18] Blade
    Then, Second Sword should do.
[09:24] Leonard
    Wait, the shape of his fighting spirit...
[09:27] Leonard
    Dragon Series?!
[09:28] Earnest
    Dragon Series? Wait!
[09:38] Blade
    Dragon Eater!
[09:56] Sophie
    Cough.
[09:58] Blade
    Hmm... Meh.
[10:06] Earnest
    Blade.
[10:08] Earnest
    Who in the world... are you?
[10:20] Blade
    I-I'm ordinary!
[10:23] Blade
    Just your exceedingly average,
    ordinary person!
[10:27] Earnest
    Ordinary... Ordinary?!
[10:38] Boy Student
    No, the best thing they
    serve is their hamburger!
[10:43] Blade
    Hey!
[10:46] Earnest
    Seriously, what's your deal?
[10:48] Blade
    Like I said, I'm just ordinary.
[10:50] Girl Student 1
    And that's why she messed up!
[10:52] Girl Student 2
    What, for real?
[10:53] Blade
    Hey! There are seats here!
[10:58] Blade
    Hey! Over here!
[11:04] Blade
    What's gotten into them?
[11:05] Earnest
    This table is basically reserved for me.
[11:09] Blade
    Wait... are you being bullied?
[11:12] Blade
    You can talk to me about it.
[11:14] Earnest
    You're a real moron.
[11:16] Earnest
    Everyone's scared of me.
[11:20] Blade
    Scared of you? Why?
[11:27] Blade
    Whoa, what is this?!
[11:30] Blade
    I'm not sure what it is, but it's great!
[11:33] Earnest
    Huh? It's just curry.
[11:35] Earnest
    Tonkatsu curry.
[11:36] Blade
    So it's called tonkatsu curry?!
[11:38] Blade
    Tonkatsu curry is super amazing!
[11:40] Blade
    The guy who invented it was a real genius!
[11:42] Earnest
    I take back what I said about you.
[11:45] Blade
    What was that again?
[11:46] Earnest
    I mean when I accused you
    of illicit entry here!
[11:49] Blade
    Did you say that?
[11:50] Earnest
    I sure did!
[11:51] Earnest
    It's been bothering me,
    and you don't even remember?!
[11:56] Blade
    Since I don't remember,
    you shouldn't let it bother you.
[11:59] Earnest
    I admit you've got a bit of talent.
[12:03] Earnest
    So, well...
[12:06] Earnest
    I'm sorry.
[12:08] Blade
    Did you say something?
[12:10] Earnest
    I swear! You're so...
[12:13] Blade
    You have my thanks.
[12:15] Blade
    You've done so much to help me.
[12:17] Earnest
    Wh-What's this all of a sudden?!
[12:19] Blade
    I'm a new transfer, right?
[12:21] Blade
    I thought I wouldn't be
    able to make any friends.
[12:23] Earnest
    Huh? Friends? Who?
[12:28] Earnest
    Wait, m-me?!
[12:30] Blade
    Yeah.
[12:31] Blade
    Look, we're eating lunch together.
[12:34] Blade
    That makes us pals!
[12:36] Earnest
    W-Well, I don't mind being your friend...
[12:41] Yessica
    That was easy.
[12:42] Kassim
    The Empress is so quick to fall.
[13:00] Earnest
    Seriously, what's with him?
[13:02] Earnest
    Eating together makes you friends?
[13:05] Earnest
    How absurd.
[13:07] Earnest
    Friends, he said...
[13:14] Earnest
    Yay!
[13:15] Earnest
    My very first friend!
[13:35] Asmodeus
    Surrender yourself to me.
[13:49] Asmodeus
    Destroy! Slash! Burn!
[13:52] Earnest
    Shut up!
[13:54] Earnest
    I'm the next head of the Flaming family!
[13:57] Earnest
    I won't give in to the likes of you!
[14:13] Earnest
    Leonard, take this fight seriously!
[14:15] Leonard
    Dear me.
[14:16] Leonard
    We may be simulating a real fight,
[14:18] Leonard
    but I'd rather not wield
    my lance against a lady!
[14:25] Blade
    Wow! So awesome!
[14:27] Leonard
    Come! It's time for this show to begin!
[14:41] Leonard
    How merciless.
[14:43] Leonard
    It seems I've lost.
[14:45] Leonard
    Earnest?
[14:57] Magical Girl
    The Empress has been kind of scary lately.
[15:01] Earnest
    Next!
[15:10] Sophie
    If you continue this...
[15:34] Sophie
    I admit defeat.
[15:38] Earnest
    You're up next, Blade!
[15:41] Blade
    Huh, me?
[15:42] Earnest
    That Dragon Series of yours
    is no big deal if I dodge it!
[15:46] Blade
    I mean, I don't mind.
[15:49] Blade
    But will you be all right in that condition?
[15:52] Earnest
    Shut up!
[15:53] Earnest
    I'll be fine.
[15:56] Earnest
    Let's go!
[16:01] Earnest
    Oh, no!
[16:04] Blade
    Hey, Earnest!
[16:14] Doctor
    There's nothing I can do.
[16:15] Blade
    Don't say that!
[16:17] Blade
    Make her better, like you did for me!
[16:19] Doctor
    I can heal diseases and injuries,
    even from the brink of death.
[16:22] Doctor
    But spells and curses are
    outside of my expertise.
[16:27] Earnest
    Where am I?
[16:30] Blade
    You passed out.
[16:32] Blade
    Don't you remember?
[16:33] Earnest
    I...
[16:36] Earnest
    Don't tell me...
[16:39] Blade
    Just calm down!
[16:40] Earnest
    Did I... um... do something?
[16:43] Earnest
    Something really awful?
[16:46] Blade
    Really awful?
[16:47] Blade
    No, you just suddenly fell unconscious.
[16:49] Blade
    Oh, it was really awful carrying you here.
[16:52] Earnest
    Y-You dummy!
[16:53] Earnest
    I'm not that heavy!
[16:56] Doctor
    You should rest a little longer.
[16:58] Doctor
    That affliction of yours...
[16:59] Earnest
    Stop it!
[17:00] Earnest
    I feel better now.
[17:02] Doctor
    No. Get back in bed.
[17:03] Earnest
    Out of my way.
[17:04] Doctor
    I'm not budging.
[17:06] Blade
    It seems like Earnest feels okay,
    so why not let her go?
[17:10] Blade
    I'll keep an eye on her instead.
[17:12] Doctor
    Fine.
[17:13] Doctor
    That's a promise.
[17:17] Student
    Seriously?
[17:22] Earnest
    I can walk on my own.
[17:24] Blade
    You can lean on me, you know.
[17:27] Blade
    We're friends, after all.
[17:29] Earnest
    Don't tell anyone what you
    heard in the infirmary.
[17:48] Blade
    Looks like I owe that old man now.
[17:51] Blade
    Not that I mind.
[18:09] Blade
    There we go.
[18:11] Blade
    Rosewood Academy's data...
[18:14] Blade
    So that demon sword's name is Asmodeus?
[18:17] Blade
    Dunno why, but it gives me the creeps.
[18:23] Blade
    Quiet down.
[18:28] Blade
    I see now.
[18:30] Earnest
    Why do you want to talk in private?
[18:33] Earnest
    Are you trying to threaten me?
[18:35] Blade
    Huh?
[18:36] Blade
    Why would I threaten you?
[18:38] Earnest
    Maybe you want my spot as top student.
[18:40] Blade
    I couldn't care less about that.
[18:42] Blade
    What's more important is you.
[18:44] Blade
    I'm interested in you.
[18:46] Earnest
    What?!
[18:46] Earnest
    Wait, that's, well...
[18:48] Earnest
    I said we could be friends,
    but anything more is...
[18:52] Blade
    I know the secret behind your sword.
[18:58] Blade
    That sword has its own will,
[19:01] Blade
    and grants its owner tremendous power.
[19:03] Blade
    But you don't have full ownership of it.
[19:09] Blade
    How did that happen?
[19:11] Earnest
    When I was six years old,
[19:13] Earnest
    I unknowingly laid my hands on a cursed
    demon sword in the Flaming family's custody.
[19:19] Earnest
    It tried to take over my body
[19:22] Earnest
    and the demon sword's will flowed through me,
    hungering for blood and carnage.
[19:25] Earnest
    Ever since, I've been
    holding back those urges.
[19:29] Earnest
    As soon as I let my guard down,
    I can hear it still, to this day.
[19:33] Earnest
    The voice of Asmodeus,
    begging me to let it slash and burn.
[19:38] Blade
    But it hasn't taken over.
[19:40] Earnest
    No.
[19:41] Earnest
    Thanks to my stubbornness.
[19:43] Blade
    There is a way.
[19:44] Earnest
    I know that much.
[19:46] Earnest
    I need the demon sword to
    acknowledge me as its owner, right?
[19:51] Earnest
    But I can't do that.
[19:52] Earnest
    What if I fail?
[19:54] Earnest
    Then a bloodthirsty demon would come to life!
[19:56] Blade
    It'll be okay.
[19:57] Earnest
    What?!
[19:58] Earnest
    How can you say something so irresponsible?!
[20:00] Earnest
    If the demon comes to life...
[20:01] Blade
    Like I said, it'll be okay.
[20:04] Earnest
    What?
[20:05] Blade
    If that happens, I'll cut it down.
[20:07] Earnest
    That's...
[20:12] Blade
    Don't think I can do it?
[20:15] Earnest
    I think you can.
[20:17] Blade
    So what's the problem?
[20:19] Earnest
    Nothing at all.
[20:27] Earnest
    Demon Sword Asmodeus!
[20:29] Earnest
    I am Earnest Flaming.
[20:31] Earnest
    I beseech thee to form a pact with me!
[20:37] Earnest
    Obey thy oath from days bygone,
[20:39] Earnest
    and receive my being within thy own!
[20:41] Earnest
    Try my strength.
[20:43] Earnest
    See if thou can consume me!
[20:47] Asmodeus
    So be it.
[20:49] Blade
    I have faith in you, Earnest.
[20:51] Earnest
    I have faith as well,
[20:53] Earnest
    that you'll bring this all to an end,
    no matter what happens.
[21:05] Earnest
    So you must be Asmodeus.
[21:07] Earnest
    I'll keep it brief.
[21:09] Earnest
    Submit yourself to me.
[21:11] Asmodeus
    I am fire!
[21:13] Asmodeus
    I am power!
[21:15] Asmodeus
    I am pure violence that
    reigns over all destruction!
[21:21] Earnest
    Looks like it means a fight, then.
[21:24] Earnest
    Bring it on!
[21:38] Earnest
    Destroy, destroy, destroy!
[21:40] Earnest
    Kill, kill, kill!
[21:42] Earnest
    Burn, burn, burn!
[21:46] Earnest
    Oh, what fun!
[21:48] Earnest
    I don't want to hold back!
[21:50] Earnest
    Not when there's so much
    to destroy around me!
[21:53] Earnest
    My house, my family, my friends!
[22:02] Earnest
    That's right.
[22:03] Earnest
    I can fight now, thanks to him.
[22:05] Earnest
    Even if I fail, I know he'll take it down.
[22:09] Earnest
    Which is why I'll fight,
[22:11] Earnest
    of my own will.
[22:12] Earnest
    For the sake of my own pride!
[22:16] Earnest
    My name...
[22:19] Earnest
    My name is Earnest!
[22:21] Earnest
    Earnest Flaming!
[22:52] Earnest
    I made it back.
[22:56] Blade
    Welcome back.
[23:07] Claire
    What, really?
[23:08] Yessica
    Yeah! And then Kassim was like...
[23:10] Earnest
    Good morning.
[23:23] Earnest
    Does it look weird on me?
[23:26] Claire
    You look quite splendid!
[23:28] Yessica
    Uh-huh!

E2 - Sophie

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[00:18] Earnest
    Hey, Blade!
[00:20] Earnest
    The least you could do is draw your sword!
[00:22] Earnest
    Don't disrespect your opponents
    by looking away during a fight!
[00:28] Blade
    You look a little different.
[00:32] Earnest
    D-Do I?
[00:33] Earnest
    In what way?
[00:42] Blade
    Oh!
[00:43] Blade
    Ah!
[00:45] Blade
    No idea!
[00:50] Leonard
    Take notice when a lady
    changes up her hairstyle!
[00:52] Blade
    Huh? Oh, was that it?
[00:55] Earnest
    It's not like I wanted you to notice...
[00:59] Leonard
    Oh yeah, Blade.
[01:01] Earnest
    If you've got time to horse around
    with the likes of Leonard,
[01:04] Earnest
    can you also keep an eye on that girl?
[01:05] Leonard
    The likes of me?!
[01:07] Blade
    That girl?
[01:10] Blade
    Ah, you mean Sophie?
[01:12] Leonard
    The likes of...?! How heartless!
[01:15] Blade
    Why's she by herself?
[01:16] Leonard
    Ignored!
[01:17] Earnest
    That's how she always is.
[01:19] Earnest
    Even though she obeys any
    commands she's given.
[01:22] Blade
    Is that so?
[01:23] Earnest
    Yeah.
[01:24] Earnest
    But I've never seen her take
    any spontaneous action.
[01:28] Earnest
    And yet, she voluntarily told you her name.
[01:31] Earnest
    That's why I'm leaving her to you, Blade.
[01:34] Blade
    Got it.
[01:36] Earnest
    You need to build up more stamina!
[01:38] Earnest
    Run ten kilometers every morning
    for the rest of your life!
[01:43] Leonard
    My whole life?
[01:46] Blade
    Yo! I'm Blade!
[01:48] Sophie
    I know.
[01:50] Blade
    Earnest asked me to watch over your training!
[01:54] Sophie
    Is that a command?
[01:55] Blade
    Well, that's not what I meant.
[01:58] Blade
    I guess it's true that she asked me...
[02:05] Blade
    I'm here because I want to help you.
[02:09] Sophie
    But... this is all I can use.
[02:14] Blade
    Why barehanded?
[02:15] Sophie
    This is all I was taught.
[02:18] Blade
    In that case, I'll teach
    you other ways to fight.
[02:20] Sophie
    Is that a command?
[02:22] Blade
    Nope.
[02:24] Blade
    I want to lend you a hand as your friend!
[02:27] Blade
    It's not a command,
    so I won't force you into it.
[02:31] Blade
    Are you against the idea?
[02:36] Sophie
    No, I'm not.
[02:40] Blade
    It's settled, then!
[02:41] Blade
    Okay, first off...
[02:43] Instructor
    All right, that's it for
    today's practical training!
[02:47] Earnest
    Huh?! Why?!
[02:49] Blade
    We were just getting started!
[02:50] Earnest
    It's because you took your sweet time!
[02:52] Blade
    No way...
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Sophie
[04:39] Sophie
    I can't cut through it.
[04:41] Blade
    Channel your fighting spirit into the sword.
[04:43] Blade
    You have no problem channeling
    it into your fists, right?
[04:46] Blade
    Then think of the sword as
    an extension of your body.
[04:52] Blade
    Like this.
[04:55] Sophie
    Understood.
[05:06] Sophie
    I managed to cut them.
[05:08] Blade
    You sure learn fast!
[05:09] Blade
    If you can handle a sword like this,
    I think you're set.
[05:13] Blade
    Let's call it a day.
[05:15] Sophie
    Can I beat her now?
[05:17] Blade
    Eh?
[05:19] Blade
    Who do you mean?
[05:20] Sophie
    Earnest.
[05:22] Blade
    Well...
[05:23] Blade
    I don't know about that.
[05:25] Blade
    Getting to her level won't be so easy...
[05:28] Sophie
    I see.
[05:31] Blade
    Huh?
[05:36] Blade
    Huh?
[05:38] Sophie
    This is stronger.
[05:41] Blade
    Guess you're right.
[05:43] Blade
    By the way, I can't move.
[05:46] Sophie
    It wouldn't be a good mount position
    if the opponent could move freely.
[05:52] Blade
    Good point.
[05:54] Sophie
    I want you to teach me
    something else tomorrow.
[05:58] Blade
    Yeah, sure thing!
[06:01] King
    How's your school life going?
[06:05] Blade
    I made some friends.
[06:07] King
    I'm glad to hear that.
[06:09] King
    You've been active as a hero
    since you were three years old.
[06:12] King
    Even I have someone I consider my best friend,
    while you, on the other hand...
[06:16] Blade
    Well, sorry!
[06:18] King
    I really am so glad.
[06:22] King
    So, who exactly is it you call your friend?
[06:26] Blade
    There's more than one...
[06:28] Blade
    But recently, I guess... Sophie.
[06:30] King
    Oh...
[06:32] King
    I should have known you'd
    take an interest in her.
[06:37] King
    She's a strong one, wouldn't you say?
[06:39] Blade
    Yeah, she's strong.
[06:42] King
    Even so, she's still incomplete.
[06:45] Blade
    What?
[06:46] King
    After all, the goal was for her
    completed form to surpass you.
[06:51] Blade
    What are you talking about?!
[06:53] King
    You didn't befriend her because you knew?
[06:57] King
    About the Artificial Great Hero Project?
[07:00] Blade
    Artificial Great Hero?
[07:03] King
    If you, the Great Hero, can exist,
[07:06] King
    it should also be possible to
    create a being just like you.
[07:09] King
    That was the idea proposed
    by a certain group.
[07:12] King
    With ancient forbidden
    knowledge that had been lost,
[07:15] King
    they took a human who showed
    aptitude as a template,
[07:17] King
    and tried to artificially manifest
    the Great Hero's powers.
[07:22] King
    What's more, they duplicated
    that original human
[07:25] King
    in order to perform countless
    experiments and adjustments.
[07:29] Blade
    Hold on...
[07:30] Blade
    Hold on just one minute!
[07:31] Blade
    Duplicated?
[07:32] Blade
    I thought we were talking about Sophie!
[07:35] King
    Her real name is Sophitia Femto.
[07:39] King
    Femto meaning "twelve."
[07:41] King
    That is to say, she's the twelfth iteration
    of the human named Sophitia.
[07:47] King
    As an experimental subject, she was
    treated for so long as simply an object.
[07:53] Blade
    Hey, don't tell me that those experiments...
[07:56] King
    No need for concern!
[07:58] King
    I've completely put an
    end to that organization.
[08:03] King
    If it wasn't your doing,
    you should have said so.
[08:05] King
    When I took her in, I told
    her that she was free now.
[08:10] King
    She responded with...
[08:12] (Flashback) Sophie
    Is that a command?
[08:16] King
    I expect that hasn't changed.
[08:24] Blade
    Sophie was robbed of a normal life
    for the sake of creating a Great Hero.
[08:32] Blade
    It's my fault.
[08:34] Blade
    It's all because I exist.
[08:37] Blade
    In that case...
[08:38] Blade
    I'll make sure Sophie gets
    her normal life back!
[08:42] Blade
    But...
[08:43] Blade
    What is normal, anyway?
[08:47] Doctor
    Oh, what's wrong?
[08:49] Doctor
    You're not scheduled for
    your check-up just yet.
[08:52] Doctor
    Did you want me to look you over?
[08:54] Doctor
    In that case, take off your clothes.
[08:56] Doctor
    Take them off right now.
[08:57] Blade
    Please tell me!
[08:58] Blade
    What does being normal mean?
[09:00] Blade
    What kinds of things do
    kids my age normally do?!
[09:03] Doctor
    So you're finally interested
    in exploring that subject.
[09:06] Doctor
    I don't mind.
[09:08] Doctor
    I'll teach you everything there is
    to know about the vigor of youth—
[09:12] Blade
    Got it!
[09:13] Blade
    So it's youth!
[09:16] Leonard
    What is it, Blade?
[09:18] Blade
    Youth! What does youth mean?
[09:20] Blade
    What does it involve?!
[09:22] Leonard
    I'm not sure where this came from...
[09:24] Leonard
    But when you think of youth,
    it'd have to be...
[09:26] Leonard
    Love, perhaps?
[09:27] Blade
    Got it!
[09:28] Blade
    So it's love!
[09:29] Group
    Go!
[09:29] Yessica
    Blade?
[09:30] Claire
    What's the matter?
[09:31] Blade
    Please tell me!
[09:33] Blade
    What is love?
[09:34] Blade
    What do you do when you're in love?!
[09:35] Claire
    What? Love?!
[09:37] Claire
    W-Well...
[09:38] Yessica
    Go on! Out with it!
[09:40] Claire
    Things like... going on dates together—
[09:43] Blade
    Got it!
[09:44] Blade
    So it's dates!
[09:46] Earnest
    Why'd you suddenly come up to my room?
[09:49] Blade
    Earnest!
[09:50] Blade
    What's a date?
[09:51] Blade
    What exactly do you do?!
[09:52] Earnest
    A date?!
[09:53] Earnest
    H-H-Hold on a moment, Blade!
[09:55] Blade
    Please tell me!
[09:56] Blade
    I'm begging you, Earnest!
[09:58] Earnest
    Eh?!
[09:59] Earnest
    That's, well...
[10:01] Earnest
    Couples spend time alone talking,
    walk around town, go shopping...
[10:05] Earnest
    B-But we're not at that level yet...
[10:09] Earnest
    I think it's still a little
    too early for a date...
[10:12] Blade
    Got it!
[10:13] Earnest
    I'm off on a date!
[10:15] Earnest
    Huh? Wait...
[10:18] Earnest
    With who exactly?!
[10:19] Earnest
    Step step step.
[10:20] Blade
    Where's Sophie?!
[10:22] Priestess
    Sophie's still inside—
[10:24] Blade
    Thanks!
[10:24] Priestess
    Huh?! Wait!
[10:25] Blade
    Sophie!
[10:26] Blade
    Sophie!
[10:27] Blade
    Sophie!
[10:29] Girl Student 1
    What?!
[10:30] Girl Student 2
    Blade?!
[10:32] Blade
    Sophie!
[10:34] Blade
    Let's go on a date!
[10:36] Sophie
    Is that a command?
[10:38] Blade
    No, it's not.
[10:39] Blade
    But it's very important!
[10:44] Sophie
    I understand.
[10:48] Sophie
    Yes, officer, this man right here.
[10:55] Claire
    Blade barged into the girls' shower...
[10:58] Claire
    A lot of girls have filed complaints.
[11:00] Earnest
    What in the world's gotten into that idiot?
[11:02] Earnest
    I'll have to sternly steer
    him down the right path.
[11:04] Yessica
    Red bean bun!
[11:06] Earnest
    Huh?
[11:07] Yessica
    Here, Claire.
[11:08] Yessica
    Please take one too, Empress.
[11:09] Claire
    Thank you.
[11:10] Earnest
    Bread?
[11:12] Earnest
    What is this? It's so sweet!
[11:14] Yessica
    It is a red bean bun.
[11:15] Yessica
    Have you never had one before?
[11:17] Earnest
    O-O-Of course I have!
[11:19] Earnest
    So sweet!
[11:22] Claire
    So even the Empress makes faces like that.
[11:26] Earnest
    H-Hey, you two...
[11:27] Earnest
    Can you stop it with the whole Empress thing?
[11:30] Yessica
    Lady Earnest, then?
[11:31] Earnest
    Not that, either!
[11:33] Earnest
    Just call me Earnest.
[11:34] Claire
    O-Oh, no! We couldn't possibly!
[11:37] Earnest
    Right now, we're comrades
    united by our mission,
[11:41] Earnest
    to watch Blade so he doesn't
    try any funny business.
[11:45] Earnest
    You could...
[11:46] Earnest
    p-practically say that we're friends!
[11:49] Yessica
    Yep.
[11:50] Doctor
    You're right.
[11:51] Yessica
    Ah, it's almost time.
[11:54] Blade
    Oh, you're right on time.
[11:56] Sophie
    Is that not normal?
[11:58] Sophie
    I don't know anything about dates.
[12:01] Blade
    That's fine.
[12:02] Blade
    Leave everything to me!
[12:04] Blade
    I did loads of studying for this!
[12:07] Blade
    Okay, let's review our agenda for today.
[12:10] Blade
    Assemble at 1000 hours.
[12:11] Blade
    Salute and briefing at 1001 hours.
[12:13] Blade
    Begin mobilizing at 1003 hours.
[12:14] Blade
    Patrol town until 1030 hours.
[12:15] Blade
    Afterwards, R&R at a parlor until 1100 hours.
[12:17] Blade
    Lunch time starting at 1200 hours.
[12:18] Blade
    Further agenda items to follow at lunch time!
[12:20] Earnest
    Isn't that a little too precise?
[12:22] Claire
    This sounds less like a date...
[12:23] Yessica
    And more like a spec ops mission!
[12:26] Sophie
    It's already 1004 hours.
[12:27] Blade
    Oh, no! What do we do?!
[12:29] Blade
    The agenda! The agenda!
[12:32] Sophie
    We just need to begin mobilizing now.
[12:35] Blade
    Ah, that's right!
[12:39] Earnest
    W-Walking arm in arm? How indecent!
[12:41] Yessica
    That's totally normal.
[12:43] Yessica
    Calm down, Anna.
[12:44] Earnest
    Anna?
[12:45] Yessica
    It's a nickname, since we're friends.
[12:48] Yessica
    Should I call you something else?
[12:50] Earnest
    I'm fine with Anna!
[12:53] Claire
    Ah!
[12:55] Claire
    I lost sight of them.
[12:57] Sophie
    Heave-ho.
[13:10] Woman
    Look, look!
[13:11] Man
    Oh, wow.
[13:11] Woman
    They're eating it!
[13:12] Sophie
    I want to try feeding them.
[13:14] Blade
    Okay! Just you wait!
[13:19] Blade
    Let's dump it in.
[13:20] Blade
    There!
[13:23] Claire
    Too much! There's too much!
[13:26] Earnest
    What's with the date-like activities?!
[13:29] Yessica
    They are on a date.
[13:33] Claire
    There they go.
[13:35] Sophie
    Heave-ho.
[13:38] Sophie
    I just need to punch this?
[13:39] Blade
    Okay, on the count of two.
[13:41] Blade
    Are you ready?
[13:42] Earnest
    I-I'll have you know...
[13:44] Earnest
    I'm perfectly capable of this much!
[13:46] Claire
    Th-That aside...
[13:47] Claire
    W-We need to stop them!
[13:48] Blade
    One, two!
[13:52] Yessica
    Aw, man, they've done it now.
[13:54] Claire
    We're so sorry! We're so sorry!
[13:55] Earnest
    You can send the bill to Rosewood Academy...
[13:57] Sophie
    Heave-ho.
[13:58] Blade
    Our next mission is to finish this
    Lovely Infinite Tropical Drink together!
[14:04] Sophie
    I just need to drink this?
[14:05] Blade
    Wait!
[14:06] Blade
    It's only 1029 hours!
[14:08] Blade
    We've still got one minute!
[14:09] Sophie
    I'm thirsty.
[14:11] Blade
    Well... that's fine, then.
[14:15] Sophie
    It's hard to sip this.
[14:17] Sophie
    Come a little closer.
[14:18] Blade
    S-Sure.
[14:22] Sophie
    What's wrong?
[14:23] Blade
    Well, I'm not sure...
[14:25] Blade
    But it feels...
[14:27] Blade
    Feels...
[14:28] Sophie
    I can't complete this mission by myself.
[14:32] Sophie
    I need your help.
[14:33] Blade
    I-I know.
[14:35] Blade
    I know that!
[14:37] Blade
    Be still, my beating heart!
[14:42] Sophie
    Come a little closer.
[14:43] Blade
    My heart... My heart...
[14:45] Claire
    They haven't noticed us at all.
[14:47] Yessica
    I think I've gotten sick of this.
[14:49] Earnest
    How obscene! Dirty! Impure!
[14:52] Earnest
    Filthy animals!
[14:53] Earnest
    Their cheeks are touching!
[14:54] Yessica
    Here, Anna.
[14:55] Yessica
    You can have this.
[14:57] Earnest
    Cheeks cheekily chafing...
[15:00] Earnest
    So cool and sweet!
[15:02] Earnest
    What is this yummy treat?!
[15:04] Claire
    It's called a parfait.
[15:05] Earnest
    Yum yum!
[15:07] Yessica
    So are you done now?
[15:09] Earnest
    With what?
[15:10] Claire
    They've already left.
[15:16] Sophie
    Heave-ho.
[15:18] Sophie
    What's wrong?
[15:19] Blade
    Well, it felt like we were being followed...
[15:24] Blade
    Oh well.
[15:25] Earnest
    Blade, you moron!
[15:27] Blade
    Anyway, next on the agenda...
[15:29] Blade
    Oh, no! Look at the time!
[15:34] Sophie
    It's fine.
[15:35] Sophie
    We can take a shortcut.
[15:59] Sophie
    Is this our final target?
[16:01] Blade
    I heard this is a legendary fountain.
[16:05] Sophie
    I don't really understand.
[16:06] Blade
    Me, neither.
[16:11] Sophie
    I had fun today.
[16:13] Blade
    Well...
[16:17] Sophie
    Can I ask one thing?
[16:20] Blade
    What is it?
[16:23] Sophie
    Why are you going to all this trouble?
[16:25] Blade
    Why, you ask...
[16:28] Blade
    That's because...
[16:29] Blade
    you're my friend.
[16:35] Sophie
    You and I are friends?
[16:38] Blade
    That's right!
[16:39] Blade
    You bet we are!
[16:41] Sophie
    I heard friends don't keep
    secrets from each other.
[16:48] Blade
    Well, I...
[16:50] Sophie
    There's something I haven't told you.
[16:54] Blade
    Huh?
[16:56] Sophie
    If you and I are friends...
[16:59] Sophie
    If you're willing to be my friend...
[17:04] Sophie
    there's something I need to tell you.
[17:07] Sophie
    I'm not an ordinary human.
[17:11] Sophie
    An incomplete test subject,
    created to be an artificial hero.
[17:17] Sophie
    I was granted what are known as
    Artificial Great Hero Powers.
[17:23] Blade
    Artificial... Great Hero Powers?
[17:26] Sophie
    Look.
[17:33] Sophie
    Great Hero Powers can
    alter the laws of physics.
[17:37] Sophie
    However...
[17:43] Sophie
    I have incomplete control of them.
[17:48] Blade
    Gravity manipulation...
[17:50] Sophie
    I magnified my body weight by 1,000
    times... or that was my intent.
[17:54] Sophie
    This is actually around 10,000 times.
[17:56] Blade
    Sophie.
[18:02] Sophie
    I can even stop time itself.
[18:12] Sophie
    As I am now...
[18:14] Sophie
    I can manifest Artificial Great
    Hero Powers for just ten seconds.
[18:19] Sophie
    Sophitia Femto.
[18:22] Sophie
    The twelfth clone of a woman named Sophitia.
[18:27] Sophie
    That is what I am.
[18:28] Sophie
    The final model of the
    Artificial Great Hero Project,
[18:32] Sophie
    and its sole success, with caveats.
[18:38] Blade
    In that case, I won't
    keep any secrets, either.
[18:41] Blade
    Please listen.
[18:43] Sophie
    I'm listening.
[18:45] Blade
    I'm...
[18:47] Blade
    They call me...
[18:50] Blade
    They call me... the Great Hero!
[18:58] Blade
    No, they used to call me that.
[19:01] Blade
    Those powers are gone now.
[19:04] Sophie
    I see.
[19:06] Blade
    Could it be that you realized?
[19:08] Sophie
    No.
[19:09] Sophie
    But something about you felt familiar.
[19:14] Blade
    I'm really sorry.
[19:17] Blade
    It's not something that an apology
    and forgiveness can fix...
[19:20] Blade
    Feel free to resent me.
[19:23] Sophie
    Why would I do that?
[19:25] Blade
    Because the reason you were born
    with such accursed powers...
[19:30] Sophie
    Accursed?
[19:32] Blade
    That's right!
[19:33] Blade
    This power is a curse!
[19:35] Blade
    I never...
[19:38] Blade
    The Great Hero wasn't
    something I asked to be!
[19:43] Blade
    But because they said I could save everyone,
[19:47] Blade
    that's why there was no choice but to do it!
[19:49] Blade
    With powers that manifested
    at the age of three...
[19:52] Blade
    Fighting monsters,
    fighting them again and again...
[19:56] Blade
    Lingering between life and
    death countless times...
[19:59] Blade
    And growing strong.
[20:01] Blade
    Even so, not every single
    person can be rescued.
[20:05] Blade
    There are those who couldn't be saved!
[20:07] Blade
    People get so angry when
    you can't save someone!
[20:10] Blade
    Why didn't you save them?
[20:12] Blade
    Why?!
[20:13] Blade
    Aren't you the Great Hero?!
[20:17] Blade
    It's... It's...
[20:25] Blade
    The Great Hero...
[20:27] Blade
    What does it mean to be the Great Hero?
[20:37] Sophie
    Blade.
[20:40] Sophie
    Even if you didn't choose to be,
    you were the Great Hero.
[20:46] Sophie
    After being rescued by the king,
[20:49] Sophie
    I left on a journey to find out who I was.
[20:53] Sophie
    People saved by the Great Hero.
[20:55] Sophie
    Entire towns.
[20:57] Sophie
    I came across so many.
[21:01] Sophie
    You should be proud of that.
[21:04] Blade
    That's impossible.
[21:06] Sophie
    I see.
[21:08] Sophie
    It's fine if you can't.
[21:10] Sophie
    However...
[21:11] Sophie
    I take pride in the fact that I was
    created to be an Artificial Great Hero.
[21:17] Sophie
    What?
[21:18] Sophie
    I want to become like you.
[21:24] Blade
    That's... That's...
[21:27] Blade
    No, I...
[21:34] Blade
    won't let my past as the
    Great Hero bother me!
[21:38] Sophie
    Yes.
[21:39] Sophie
    If that's what you decide, then that's fine.
[21:46] Sophie
    Your identity as the Great Hero...
[21:48] Sophie
    is the secret we share.
[21:53] Blade
    Yeah, it's a promise.
[21:56] Blade
    Just between the two of us.
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SIGN    Cu Chulainn

E3 - Cu Chulainn

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[00:00] Blade
    Yum!
[00:02] Blade
    Tonkatsu curry is so good!
[00:05] Earnest
    Hey, Blade. You've got food on your face.
[00:09] Sophie
    I'll wipe it clean.
[00:15] Earnest
    Ah!
[00:16] Earnest
    What are you two doing?!
[00:18] Blade
    You brought it up.
[00:20] Yessica
    Heya.
[00:22] Claire
    Anna, mind if we join you?
[00:24] Earnest
    You're still calling me Anna?
[00:26] Earnest
    Not that I mind.
[00:27] Yessica
    Thanks, Anna.
[00:31] Yessica
    Hey, Blade.
[00:32] Yessica
    How do these outfits look on us?
[00:34] Blade
    How, you ask?
[00:36] Claire
    Oh, I suddenly feel so self-conscious.
[00:39] Earnest
    That's right. Today's the day, isn't it?
[00:42] Earnest
    Congratulations on moving up,
    all four of you.
[00:44] Blade
    Huh?
[00:45] Blade
    You mean they're all in the advanced class?
[00:47] Kassim
    Didn't even notice, huh?
[00:49] Clay
    That's why we're allowed to dress freely now.
[00:52] Yessica
    So how do we look?
[00:53] Yessica
    Any thoughts?
[00:54] Blade
    I bet you're freezing.
[00:57] Leonard
    Why, how do you do, my fair ladies?
[01:00] Leonard
    Oh! I'm utterly entranced by your beauty!
[01:04] Claire
    Um...
[01:06] Yessica
    Hey, Anna.
[01:07] Yessica
    Who's this gorgeous fella here?
[01:09] Leonard
    I'm quite flattered, really.
[01:11] Leonard
    Unfortunately, I love all
    women in equal measure.
[01:15] Leonard
    I cannot let myself be bound to just one.
[01:16] Earnest
    We get it, Leonard.
[01:18] Earnest
    Anyway, Blade, have you heard?
[01:21] Blade
    Hmm?
[01:22] Earnest
    I hear His Majesty the King is having a
    magical beast brought here to the school.
[01:27] Kassim
    You mean we have to fight it for training?
[01:30] Clay
    No way, that's way too extreme...
[01:32] Blade
    Hmm...
[01:34] Earnest
    "Hmm," you say?!
[01:34] Earnest
    It's a magical beast!
[01:35] Blade
    Well, I wouldn't put it past that old fart.
[01:39] Earnest
    "Old fart"?! That's lèse-majesté!
[01:41] Blade
    Whatever, he deserves it.
[01:45] Student G
    An earthquake?!
[01:48] Sophie
    Blade.
[01:49] Earnest
    Wait, could it be...
[01:52] Earnest
    Everyone!
[01:55] Sophie
    We should have everyone take shelter.
[01:58] Blade
    Sheesh.
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SIGN    Cu Chulainn
[03:38] Soldier
    Someone call for His Majesty!
[03:40] Soldier
    He's the only one who can handle a dragon!
[03:43] Crowd 1
    Be careful!
[03:44] Crowd 2
    Take cover!
[03:49] Blade
    This is the magical beast?
[03:50] Earnest
    What?
[03:51] Earnest
    A dragon?!
[03:57] Earnest
    Wait!
[04:04] Crowd 3
    Look out!
[04:06] Crowd 4
    You there, get back!
[04:08] Crowd 5
    Run for it!
[04:18] Blade
    Sit!
[04:23] Blade
    There.
[04:24] Earnest
    Blade, did you just subdue a
    dragon with your bare hands?
[04:28] Blade
    Huh? This one's still young.
[04:30] Blade
    You must have been scared,
    being dragged all the way here.
[04:33] Blade
    Or are you hungry?
[04:36] Blade
    Here.
[04:41] Blade
    Too spicy for you?
[04:42] Student D
    No way... Without any weapons?
[04:42] Student Q
    A dragon, with one blow?
[04:44] Student E
    I can't believe it!
[04:46] Blade
    No way, this is normal!
[04:49] Blade
    It's normal, right?
[04:55] Blade
    It's not like it's a Great Dragon,
    or an Ancient Dragon!
[04:59] Blade
    Anyone could take down this
    little dragon with a single hit!
[05:03] Blade
    Um, well...
[05:07] Earnest
    Eh?!
[05:08] Blade
    Huh?
[05:09] Earnest
    B-Behind you!
[05:11] Blade
    Behind me?
[05:13] Cu
    Parent!
[05:15] Blade
    Whoa, what?!
[05:16] Cu
    So you're my parent!
[05:19] Blade
    Parent?
[05:20] Blade
    Wait, what are you going on about?
[05:21] Cu
    I've finally found you, Parent!
[05:23] Cu
    So play with me!
[05:25] Blade
    I'll go and find your parents later.
[05:28] Blade
    There.
[05:29] Blade
    Anyway, where did that dragon run off to?
[05:32] Earnest
    Th-Th-The dragon shrank
    down into that little girl!
[05:33] Cu
    Play with me!
[05:35] Cu
    Parent, play with me!
[05:36] Blade
    Huh? That's impossible!
[05:38] Cu
    Play with me!
[05:39] Blade
    Hey, be quiet for a second!
[05:41] Cu
    Aye.
[05:42] Cu
    If you insist, I am more
    than willing to be quiet.
[05:46] Blade
    Mm-hmm.
[05:47] Blade
    So, where's the dragon?
[05:49] Earnest
    Like I said, that girl...
[05:51] Blade
    Surely you joke.
[05:52] Sophie
    Blade. I saw it, too.
[05:54] Sophie
    Her true form is a dragon.
[05:56] Blade
    What?!
[05:57] Blade
    She's a dragon, for real?
[05:58] Earnest
    That's what I've been saying!
[06:00] Earnest
    Why do you believe Sophie and not me?!
[06:02] Cu
    Parent.
[06:03] Cu
    I did as you said and stayed quiet.
[06:06] Cu
    A whole ten seconds, just for you.
[06:08] Cu
    Now play with me!
[06:10] Blade
    Wait, why are you calling me your parent?!
[06:13] Cu
    That punch earlier was something else!
[06:16] Cu
    I'd expect nothing less from my parent!
[06:18] Cu
    Parent!
[06:20] Cu
    Play with me! Play with me!
[06:22] Blade
    Wh-What now?
[06:23] Cu
    Play with me!
[06:24] Cu
    Play with me! Play with me! Play with me!
[06:31] Cu
    The roots of my horns are sensitive!
[06:34] Cu
    Don't be rough with them!
[06:36] Blade
    Sure, got it.
[06:38] Blade
    How'd I end up doing this?
[06:41] Cu
    That tickles!
[06:42] Blade
    Hey, don't run away, Cu!
[06:45] Cu
    Parent!
[06:47] Cu
    What does the name you gave me,
    Cu Chulainn, mean?
[06:51] Blade
    It's the name of a devoted knight, who was
    really strong and always kept promises.
[06:57] Cu
    Aye. I can keep a promise.
[07:00] Cu
    A dragon upholds an oath
    even if it costs them their life.
[07:04] Earnest
    Blade?
[07:05] Earnest
    Where are you, Blade?
[07:08] Earnest
    Y-You moron!
[07:09] Earnest
    If you were in the bath,
    you should have said so!
[07:11] Blade
    Hey, you didn't give me any time to respond!
[07:14] Blade
    So, did you learn anything?
[07:16] Earnest
    Oh, yeah.
[07:18] Earnest
    Magical beasts, including dragons,
    are creatures who seek out strength.
[07:22] Earnest
    When one is vanquished, its flesh may perish,
[07:24] Earnest
    but a fragment of its soul lingers
    as an agglomerate of knowledge.
[07:29] Earnest
    And when that soul becomes
    incarnated as another entity,
[07:33] Earnest
    it mimics the shape of the
    stronger being that finished it off.
[07:37] Earnest
    Perhaps it's an evolutionary
    instinct to seek out strength.
[07:40] Blade
    So you mean a dragon defeated by a
    human can end up taking a human form?
[07:44] Earnest
    But it's an extremely rare occurrence.
[07:47] Earnest
    Not a lot of humans can take down
    a high-level beast like a dragon.
[07:51] Blade
    Huh? Y-Yeah, you're right!
[07:53] Blade
    You think Cu was vanquished
    by a human in her past life?
[07:57] Earnest
    Cu? That's her name?
[07:59] Earnest
    Did you give her that name, Blade?
[08:01] Cu
    That's right!
[08:02] Cu
    It's a name that pleases me greatly!
[08:04] Earnest
    What?!
[08:05] Blade
    What's wrong, Earnest?
[08:07] Earnest
    You pervert!
[08:10] Earnest
    Unbelievable!
[08:11] Earnest
    Unbelievable!
[08:13] Blade
    What was that for?
[08:20] Cu
    Parent, I'm hungry!
[08:22] Blade
    You can feed yourself, you know.
[08:24] Blade
    Here.
[08:29] Cu
    I'm perfectly capable of
    feeding myself, of course.
[08:32] Cu
    However, being fed by Parent makes
    the food taste that much better!
[08:39] Claire
    Um, do you mind if I also feed Cu?
[08:42] Cu
    No!
[08:44] Cu
    I won't be friends with weakling humans!
[08:45] Yessica
    There, there.
[08:46] Blade
    Hey! Look at how scared Claire is.
[08:49] Cu
    You're my parent now,
    so you should only pay attention to me!
[08:54] Cu
    In the morning, you need to
    give me good morning smooches,
[08:57] Cu
    and for meals, you must let me
    sit in your lap and feed me!
[09:01] Blade
    Ah. Yeah, yeah.
[09:02] Group
    You do that?!
[09:04] Blade
    Do what?
[09:05] Earnest
    Morning... smooches...
[09:07] Blade
    I haven't done that.
[09:09] Cu
    Besides, you spend all your time
    staring at mature adult female bodies!
[09:14] Cu
    I find that unacceptable!
[09:16] Group
    What?!
[09:16] Blade
    Hey, don't go wandering off by—
[09:18] Earnest
    Wait, Blade!
[09:19] Clay
    You were staring?
[09:20] Blade
    At what, exactly?
[09:21] Yessica
    Sounds like he's guilty.
[09:23] Claire
    What an awful thing to do!
[09:25] Clay
    He's guilty, all right...
[09:26] Kassim
    Guilty!
[09:26] Leonard
    Not gentlemanly at all.
[09:28] Sophie
    I can only describe you as despicable.
[09:30] Earnest
    Well, then...
[09:31] Earnest
    By unanimous verdict,
    we the jury find Blade guilty.
[09:41] Priestess
    Um, Earnest...
[09:44] Scientist
    Blade's looking at us
    like he wants to join in.
[09:47] Earnest
    And so what if he does?
[09:49] Priestess
    Oh, no...
[09:50] Scientist
    Never mind.
[09:57] Blade
    Hey! Cu!
[09:58] Blade
    Wanna join me?
[10:06] Cu
    I don't need any training,
    but if you insist, Parent,
[10:11] Cu
    I'm more than willing to show off my power.
[10:14] Blade
    Yeah, yeah.
[10:14] Clay
    Hey, Blade.
[10:16] Kassim
    We were told to group up with you.
[10:18] Clay
    Show us the ropes for the advanced class.
[10:20] Blade
    Oh, sure thing.
[10:22] Yessica
    Hey, I was hoping to specialize
    in espionage as a spy.
[10:26] Yessica
    Who should I have teach me?
[10:27] Blade
    Sophie would be the one with those skills.
[10:29] Yessica
    Sophity!
[10:32] Sophie
    ...Ty?
[10:33] Yessica
    Sophity!
[10:34] Sophie
    What?
[10:35] Clay
    Then I guess it'll be us four.
[10:37] Blade
    Oh, almost forgot.
[10:40] Blade
    Huh?
[10:41] Blade
    Where did Cu run off to?
[10:43] Claire
    Cu?
[10:44] Blade
    Man, she never listens to me.
[10:48] Cu
    Nothing beats morning smooches!
[11:06] Student K
    That girl's back again.
[11:08] Student B
    If you're interested, wanna join in?
[11:10] Student B
    We'd be happy to have you.
[11:13] Student N
    Won't you be friends with us?
[11:20] Cu
    You're no match for me at all.
[11:27] Blade
    What were you up to, Cu?
[11:31] Cu
    Nothing.
[11:33] Cu
    Never mind that, Parent.
[11:34] Cu
    My stomach is empty!
[11:36] Cu
    I'm starving!
[11:38] Blade
    Okay, tonkatsu curry it is!
[11:40] Cu
    You know me too well!
[11:42] Cu
    But don't make it spicy!
[11:45] Cu
    Also, I absolutely refuse to eat carrots!
[12:05] Earnest
    Blade, are you in there?
[12:09] Blade
    Dragons are tormented by their parents
    immediately after they're born.
[12:13] Blade
    The child, learning that something
    stronger than it exists,
[12:17] Blade
    imprints onto that thing as its parent.
[12:19] Earnest
    So that's why?
[12:21] Blade
    Maybe she's been alone since she was born.
[12:25] Earnest
    You realize though, don't you?
[12:29] Earnest
    You can't keep pretending to be her parent.
[12:32] Blade
    I know that.
[12:34] Blade
    But if I'm not there as her parent,
    she'll end up truly alone in the world.
[12:40] Blade
    You know how much it
    hurts to be alone, right?
[12:43] Earnest
    That's not fair!
[12:44] Earnest
    How am I supposed to argue
    anything after that?
[12:48] Blade
    Sorry.
[12:50] Earnest
    It's fine.
[12:51] Earnest
    Now I know that you were serious when
    you decided to take care of her.
[12:56] Earnest
    That reassured you as well, right, Sophie?
[12:59] Blade
    Sophie?!
[13:04] Earnest
    Wait, you didn't realize she was there?
[13:06] Earnest
    I ran into her on my way to your room.
[13:09] Earnest
    She's just like me.
[13:10] Earnest
    Looks like she was worried about you.
[13:13] Blade
    Things are going well with Cu,
    and there's nothing to worry about.
[13:17] Sophie
    I see.
[13:21] Earnest
    I'll be heading back, too.
[13:23] Earnest
    I wouldn't want rumors to spread about
    me sneaking off at night to see a boy.
[13:34] Blade
    Huh?
[13:43] Blade
    What's wrong, Cu?
[13:51] Cu
    Looking at those calms me down.
[13:53] Blade
    The moons, huh?
[13:55] Cu
    The big one's the parent,
    and the small one's the child.
[13:59] Cu
    That's why they're always together.
[14:01] Cu
    I would look up at them all the time
    when I was alone in the wasteland.
[14:05] Blade
    Hey, Cu...
[14:06] Blade
    Deep down, don't you want to make friends?
[14:09] Cu
    Parent, you're gravely mistaken.
[14:12] Cu
    Dragons are far sturdier than humans,
    both physically and mentally.
[14:17] Cu
    We do not form flocks.
[14:19] Cu
    We live alone, and we die alone.
[14:21] Cu
    That's what it means to be a dragon.
[14:24] Cu
    Therefore, I have no need for friends at all!
[14:27] Cu
    Besides, the only one I need is you!
[14:31] Blade
    You sure are strong, Cu.
[14:32] Cu
    That hurts, Parent!
[14:36] Cu
    I swear, you sure are hopeless.
[14:44] King
    Do you realize exactly who I am?
[14:51] King
    This isn't a day care center.
[14:53] Blade
    Look, who else can I turn to?
[14:55] Blade
    We're the only two people
    who can look after Cu.
[14:58] Blade
    So, where's Cu?
[15:00] King
    Oh, do I have a story for you.
[15:05] (Flashback) King
    You're so adorable!
[15:06] (Flashback) King
    Cuddle, cuddle.
[15:10] (Flashback) King
    Cuddle, cuddle.
[15:11] (Flashback) King
    Ow, that smarts!
[15:12] (Flashback) Cu
    Your beard is so prickly!
[15:13] (Flashback) Cu
    Is that an attack?
[15:14] (Flashback) Cu
    Are you attacking me?!
[15:17] King
    She burst out of the room, just like that.
[15:19] Blade
    You can't even babysit?!
[15:21] Blade
    So useless!
[15:22] King
    Oh!
[15:23] King
    Being reprimanded isn't half-bad!
[15:26] King
    Scold me harder!
[15:27] Blade
    This guy's a goner.
[15:31] Blade
    Sheesh...
[15:33] Blade
    Where in the world did Cu go?
[15:41] Cu
    Come now!
[15:41] Cu
    You mustn't bully that dragon whelp!
[15:43] Cu
    Why, the poor thing!
[15:45] Cu
    Agh! You've got the wrong idea, Blade!
[15:47] Cu
    I wasn't bullying her!
[15:49] Cu
    Glower!
[15:51] Cu
    You fool! That won't work!
[15:53] Cu
    What?! My eyebeam attack!
[15:56] Blade
    Are those dolls supposed
    to be me and Earnest?

[15:58] Cu
    Bullying is wrong! Always!
[16:00] Cu
    Earnest, you're incorrigible!
[16:02] Cu
    Oh, I'm so sorry!
[16:05] Cu
    You fool! I won't accept your apology!
[16:08] Blade
    What awful slander.
[16:12] Cu
    Oh!
[16:13] Cu
    Can you please be friends with my daughter?
[16:16] Cu
    Roger. Totes can do.
[16:18] Blade
    Sophie?
[16:23] Cu
    Head pats for Cu!
[16:25] Cu
    Not fair, Claire!
[16:26] Cu
    I want to pat her head, too!
[16:28] Blade
    Claire and Yessica, huh?
[16:29] Cu
    Oh! I love all women in equal measure.
[16:33] Blade
    That's gotta be Leonard.
[16:35] Blade
    That said, she sure is observant.
[16:44] Cu
    Hello, Altia.
[16:46] Cu
    Good morning, Ilya.
[16:48] Cu
    Makino, late again?
[16:50] Cu
    Karima, good day to you.
[16:52] Cu
    Marcia, Michael, Eddy.
[16:54] Cu
    How have you all been?
[16:56] Cu
    Curtis, Isabella, Marie, Alan.
[16:59] Cu
    See you tomorrow.
[17:00] Cu
    James, Sarah, Zuimos, Herrera, Olga, Irina!
[17:01] Blade
    I haven't heard these names before...
[17:04] Blade
    Every student in the school?
[17:05] Blade
    No way...
[17:06] Cu
    Oh!
[17:08] Cu
    That makes 108 friends for my daughter!
[17:22] Blade
    I didn't even notice...
[17:30] Earnest
    Oh, did you find Cu?
[17:42] Earnest
    Wh-What?!
[17:49] Earnest
    You idiot! Stop that!
[17:51] Earnest
    Hey! Cut it out, Blade!
[17:56] Earnest
    Tell me exactly what happened.
[18:03] Blade
    What Cu needs are friends.
[18:06] Earnest
    Yes, I agree.
[18:07] Blade
    But it's not possible because of her nature.
[18:11] Blade
    Dragons can't acknowledge anyone
    weaker than them as an equal.
[18:15] Blade
    It's not in their nature.
[18:18] Blade
    For her to recognize someone as her friend,
[18:20] Blade
    they need to defeat her.
[18:23] Blade
    It doesn't mean anything if I beat her.
[18:26] Blade
    I can't be her friend.
[18:28] Blade
    There's nothing I can do...
[18:31] Earnest
    Nope. There's nothing you can do.
[18:37] Earnest
    In that case, turn to someone else!
[18:39] Earnest
    You can't fix it all by yourself!
[18:42] Earnest
    If so, then depend on others.
[18:44] Earnest
    I asked you for help not too long ago.
[18:49] Earnest
    It's unfair!
[18:50] Earnest
    I relied on you,
    yet you won't do the same!
[18:53] Earnest
    What intolerable arrogance!
[18:54] Blade
    Well, um...
[18:55] Earnest
    Just shut up and reach out for help!
[18:58] Earnest
    From me!
[18:59] Earnest
    From all of us!
[19:11] Student B
    Wait, is that...
[19:12] Student M
    The Empress?!
[19:14] Student I
    The new kid's with her, too.
[19:24] Blade
    I have a favor to ask all of you.
[19:26] Blade
    You know Cu, don't you?
[19:28] Blade
    I want you to fight Cu,
    a dragon, and beat her!
[19:32] Student B
    Easier said than done...
[19:34] Student L
    We can't go up against a dragon.
[19:38] Blade
    I'm begging you!
[19:40] Blade
    Please become friends with my daughter!
[19:44] Earnest
    I'm asking you as well.
[19:46] Earnest
    Please, fight alongside me.
[19:47] Student C
    Empress?!
[19:48] Student L
    Oh no, Lady Earnest!
[19:54] Sophie
    We're here to make the same request.
[20:01] Blade
    Why?
[20:02] Claire
    We're worried about Cu as well.
[20:06] Yessica
    Please, everyone.
[20:07] Yessica
    Do it for us.
[20:08] Clay
    Please!
[20:09] Kassim
    We're on our knees here!
[20:14] Student B
    O-Okay, we'll do it!
[20:16] Student L
    Please stop kneeling!
[20:18] Group
    We'll do whatever you want!
[20:43] King
    That's more like it!
[20:44] King
    This is the kind of hands-on
    training I wanted to see!
[20:48] Siren
    But you know, Gil,
[20:50] Siren
    will a dragon even acknowledge defeat
    if it's taken down by such a large group?
[20:53] King
    Why, sure.
[20:54] King
    In the eyes of a dragon, humans are
    creatures that work collectively.
[20:59] King
    Do you consider bees cowardly
    for fighting as a swarm?
[21:04] Siren
    No.
[21:05] King
    To a dragon, humans are the same.
[21:08] King
    They wouldn't consider it playing dirty.
[21:11] King
    That said, it's a shame I won't
    be able to watch him fight.
[21:18] Blade
    I won't mind if you accidentally
    breathe fire on that old blowhard.
[21:24] Blade
    Hey, Cu.
[21:26] Blade
    I hear that when the humans captured you,
[21:28] Blade
    they sprung a trap on you, so you
    couldn't fight to your heart's content.
[21:31] Blade
    It must have been frustrating.
[21:33] Blade
    This time, it'll be fair and square.
[21:36] Blade
    Go on and see just how
    tough we humans can be.
[21:38] Blade
    Show everyone what your strengths are!
[21:54] Earnest
    Everyone!
[21:55] Earnest
    Here we go!
[21:56] Group
    Yes, ma'am!
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E4 - The Rosewood Academy Training Exercise

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[00:19] Earnest
    What are you doing?!
[00:21] Earnest
    Remember the formations from our training!
[00:26] Group
    Empress!
[00:28] Clay
    Clay Platoon, follow me!
[00:30] Kassim
    Kassim Platoon, get on the other side!
[00:45] Clay
    Open formation!
[00:50] Kassim
    She's wide open!
[00:51] Kassim
    Take aim!
[00:53] Kassim
    Now!
[00:53] Kassim
    Fire!
[00:56] Blade
    Keep it up!
[00:57] Blade
    It's working just like we did in training!
[00:59] Clay
    Now!
[01:04] King
    I see now.
[01:06] Earnest
    Initiate long-range attacks once you're
    sure Clay Platoon has fallen back!
[01:14] Siren
    So they're constantly
    targeting her blind spot.
[01:16] King
    Yep.
[01:18] King
    A fine strategy that puts their
    collective nature to good use.
[01:23] King
    But there's one problem.
[01:34] King
    Ordinary attacks won't inflict any
    damage on a dragon sheathed in scales.
[01:41] King
    Well? What now?
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SIGN    The Rosewood Academy Training Exercise
[03:27] Claire
    Please bring anyone who's injured this way!
[03:29] Claire
    I'll tend to their wounds!
[03:38] King
    It seems like you're waiting for something.
[03:41] King
    However, this battle's going
    to come to an end before that.
[03:46] Yessica
    Don't let it hit you!
[03:48] Blade
    Okay, now's your chance!
[04:00] Earnest
    Asmodeus!
[04:06] King
    That may have done some paltry damage,
[04:10] King
    but it looks like your plan has failed.
[04:12] Blade
    No, it's more than enough.
[04:17] Blade
    Now she's lost awareness of her surroundings.
[04:27] Siren
    A pitfall?
[04:28] King
    I thought you were fighting fair and square.
[04:31] Blade
    It'd be an unfair trap if it
    had been set up beforehand,
[04:34] Blade
    but that's not the case.
[04:37] Blade
    He dug it out.
[04:39] Blade
    After the battle had already begun.
[04:42] King
    So you were stalling for time all along.
[04:45] King
    That's not enough to beat her, though.
[04:48] Blade
    I know that.
[04:51] Blade
    Our real battle begins now.
[04:58] Student
    Go!
[05:00] Blade
    Forgive me, Cu.
[05:04] Earnest
    Asmodeus!
[05:06] Asmodeus
    As mighty as I may be...
[05:08] Earnest
    Huh?
[05:09] Asmodeus
    Using me repeatedly like this...
[05:12] Earnest
    Don't be such a wimp!
[05:18] Earnest
    Leonard, can you keep fighting?
[05:20] Leonard
    Yes, my lord!
[05:28] Earnest
    Leonard!
[05:31] Leonard
    I've still got stamina to spare.
[05:33] Leonard
    I haven't failed to run those ten kilometers
    you asked of me every morning.
[05:38] Earnest
    I said what now?
[05:39] Leonard
    What?!
[05:42] Clay
    She's about to take off!
[05:45] Blade
    Earnest!
[05:47] Asmodeus
    W-Wait!
[05:48] Earnest
    I refuse!
[05:53] Earnest
    Sophie!
[05:55] Sophie
    Artificial Great Hero Power:
    Gravity Manipulation.
[06:06] Blade
    Now, Earnest!
[06:09] Earnest
    Sheesh, you're working us to the bone...
[06:15] Earnest
    I command thee in the
    name of Earnest Flaming!
[06:18] Earnest
    O sword! Demonstrate thy power!
[06:21] Asmodeus
    No more... Pwease!
[06:24] Earnest
    Shut your trap!
[06:31] King
    Who knew we had such a
     capable student at our school?
[06:34] Blade
    It's not just her powers.
[06:37] Blade
    Even in the advanced class, there aren't
    many who can hone their fighting spirit.
[06:41] Blade
    But...
[06:42] Boy Student C
    Even us students in the lower classes...
[06:45] Girl Student A
    Can serve as conduits...
[06:47] Girl Student B
    To gather power from everyone!
[06:49] Girl Student C
    We also...
[06:50] Group
    Want to be friends with Cu!
[06:55] Claire
    Please, Anna!
[06:56] Leonard
    Grant strength to my lord!
[06:58] Clay
    Earnest!
[06:59] Kassim
    It's in your hands, Empress!
[07:01] Yessica
    Get her good, Anna!
[07:02] Sophie
    I leave the rest to you.
[07:12] Earnest
    Go forth!
[07:15] Blade
    Get a good look, Cu.
[07:17] Blade
    This is what humans can do.
[07:45] Blade
    Cu.
[07:47] Cu
    I ended up losing.
[07:50] Blade
    You sure did.
[07:51] Cu
    I disappointed you, Parent.
[07:54] Cu
    Weak children get abandoned, right?
[07:57] Blade
    I wouldn't do that.
[08:00] Blade
    Besides, you're wrong about one thing.
[08:03] Blade
    It's not that you were weak.
[08:07] Blade
    Humans were just stronger.
[08:11] Blade
    Well? Will you admit it now?
[08:14] Cu
    Aye.
[08:15] Blade
    Does that mean you can be friends with them?
[08:22] Cu
    I-I suppose I must, if you insist.
[08:26] Cu
    I don't mind becoming friends with—
[08:27] Blade
    Hey!
[08:28] Blade
    You know that's not it!
[08:32] Cu
    U-Um...
[08:34] Cu
    P-Please... be...
[08:38] Cu
    Be friends with me!
[08:46] Group
    Of course!
[08:54] Yessica
    Let's get along, Cu!
[08:55] Claire
    So cute!
[08:58] Soldier
    Hey, be careful!
[09:03] Siren
    I see you're in high spirits, Gil.
[09:06] Siren
    What are you scheming this time?
[09:08] King
    I'm happy to see my students grow.
[09:11] King
    Since they can harness their fighting
    spirit and spiritual energy now,
[09:15] King
    I've arranged a training method
    that's even more hands-on.
[09:19] Siren
    By which you mean that device?
[09:21] King
    Indeed.
[09:22] King
    It's called virtual reality, made using a
    once-lost branch of magic called science.
[09:30] King
    I eagerly await its completion!
[09:41] Claire
    Cu, Cu.
[09:43] Claire
    Okay, open wide.
[09:45] Cu
    I-I can feed myself!
[09:48] Yessica
    In that case, are you
    going to sit by yourself?
[09:53] Claire
    Here, open wide!
[09:56] Cu
    Just this once.
[10:00] Claire
    So cute!
[10:03] Claire
    Now, c'mere!
[10:04] Claire
    Sit here!
[10:05] Claire
    Right here!
[10:06] Cu
    You sure are demanding!
[10:11] Claire
    So cute! So adorable!
[10:13] Claire
    Cuddle, cuddle!
[10:15] Cu
    Claire, stop it!
[10:18] Blade
    Hey, Earnest...
[10:21] Blade
    Is there something different about you?
[10:23] Earnest
    Huh?
[10:25] Group
    Hey!
[10:26] Clay
    Blade!
[10:27] Kassim
    C'mon, man!
[10:30] Yessica
    You can't say that, Blade!
[10:32] Sophie
    You truly are despicable.
[10:35] Claire
    Um... You really haven't changed.
[10:39] Blade
    No, you have!
[10:40] Blade
    You've totally changed!
[10:42] Leonard
    Pay him no mind, my lord.
[10:45] Leonard
    Your rotund self is just as lovely!
[10:47] Earnest
    Don't say it!
[10:49] Blade
    Oh, yeah!
[10:50] Blade
    It was your weight!
[10:51] Blade
    You got fat!
[10:53] Blade
    I thought you'd gotten bigger!
[10:56] Earnest
    I-I get it!
[10:58] Earnest
    Do you really need to rub it in?!
[11:00] Earnest
    Blade, you moron!
[11:05] Sophie
    Guilty.
[11:07] Blade
    Eh?
[11:08] Blade
    I was in the wrong?
[11:10] Yessica
    I wouldn't be surprised
    if you two were through!
[11:13] Blade
    Through?
[11:18] Cu
    There, there, Parent.
[11:22] Yessica
    Blade's really taking it hard.
[11:24] Claire
    Well, it's been three days since
    Anna locked herself in her room.
[11:30] Blade
    Who knew that being "through"
    meant I couldn't see her anymore?
[11:34] Sophie
    That's not it.
[11:35] Blade
    Huh?
[11:36] Blade
    So what does "through" mean?
[11:39] Yessica
    It's like, "We can't be friends anymore!
    We're through being friends!"
[11:44] Blade
    What?!
[11:45] Blade
    No! I don't want that at all!
[11:48] Blade
    I wanna stay friends with Earnest!
[11:51] Blade
    Will she forgive me if I apologize?
[11:54] Blade
    I'll go and say sorry to her!
[11:55] Claire
    Wait!
[11:57] Claire
    Blade, you don't know why
    Anna's mad at you, right?
[12:02] Claire
    You're only going to make her angrier!
[12:06] Yessica
    Yep.
[12:07] Yessica
    That's why we'll tag along as well.
[12:10] Claire
    Yeah. I'm worried about how Anna's doing.
[12:13] Claire
    And because we're friends, of course.
[12:15] Cu
    Yeah!
[12:18] Blade
    Thank you!
[12:23] Yessica
    Are you free?
[12:25] Yessica
    Blade's here to apologize
    for what he said.
[12:32] Yessica
    Anna, I'm opening the door.
[12:46] Yessica
    Anna...
[12:47] Yessica
    Are you crying?
[12:49] Claire
    Is everything okay?
[12:51] Claire
    Can we come in?
[12:56] Cu
    Looks tasty!
[12:59] Cu
    Let me have some, too!
[13:01] Cu
    You've got so much!
[13:01] Yessica
    Hey, what?!
[13:03] Cu
    You can spare some of it!
[13:03] Yessica
    Cu, you can see like this?!
[13:05] Cu
    Give it to me!
[13:05] Claire
    Someone turn on the lights!
[13:08] Earnest
    D-Don't look!
[13:10] Earnest
    Please, don't look at me!
[13:14] Earnest
    These desserts are so tasty!
[13:16] Earnest
    These desserts...
[13:17] Blade
    So that's the culprit.
[13:19] Earnest
    Ever since our fight against Cu...
[13:22] Earnest
    I started feeling hungry all the time...
[13:25] Earnest
    Besides...
[13:27] Earnest
    I never realized before that all
    of this delicious food existed!
[13:32] Blade
    Hey, Earnest...
[13:33] Blade
    Let me ask you one thing.
[13:35] Blade
    Are you and I through as friends?
[13:38] Earnest
    N-No way!
[13:39] Earnest
    I didn't... want you to see me like this.
[13:43] Earnest
    So I couldn't bear to talk with you...
[13:46] Blade
    I see!
[13:48] Blade
    So we aren't through, then!
[13:50] Blade
    What a relief.
[13:51] Blade
    Well, I'm leaving.
[13:52] Yessica
    Hold it right there!
[13:53] Claire
    You can't be serious, Blade!
[13:55] Yessica
    If you leave now, Anna's
    gonna end up a lost cause!
[13:58] Claire
    Something nice!
[14:00] Claire
    You need to say something nice, or else!
[14:03] Blade
    Something nice?
[14:07] Blade
    Enjoying those desserts?
[14:09] Blade
    Good for you.
[14:11] Yessica
    Blade!
[14:12] Claire
    You're twisting the knife!
[14:14] Blade
    Huh?!
[14:15] Blade
    What should I say, then?
[14:17] Yessica
    Leonard, show him how it's done!
[14:19] Leonard
    Yes!
[14:21] Leonard
    My lord, I remain tirelessly devoted to you.
[14:25] Leonard
    No matter how overweight you may be.
[14:28] Earnest
    Who are you calling overweight?!
[14:31] Blade
    Earnest.
[14:34] Blade
    This isn't something you
    can deal with alone, is it?
[14:38] Blade
    If not, then turn to us.
[14:40] Blade
    All of us will help you out!
[14:42] Blade
    What you need is training!
[14:44] Blade
    We're friends, aren't we?
[14:54] Yessica
    Okay! I'll do it!
[14:57] Blade
    Hey, stop eating!
[15:08] Blade
    Should we go a little slower?
[15:11] Earnest
    If it doesn't hurt...
[15:14] Earnest
    I won't be burning calories!
[15:18] Earnest
    Step, step, step.
[15:19] Blade
    19!
[15:19] Cu
    You're doing great!
[15:20] Blade
    20!
[15:20] Cu
    I'm here to cheer you on as your friend!
[15:22] Blade
    21!
[15:24] Earnest
    Step, step, step.
[15:24] Blade
    Okay! Keep it up, Earnest!
[15:26] Blade
    There! Push harder!
[15:27] Blade
    Okay, good!
[15:29] Earnest
    Step, step, step.
[15:36] Claire
    I had the kitchen prepare a
     special meal, just for you.
[15:39] Earnest
    Huh? That's all?
[15:41] Claire
    Yes.
[15:43] Yessica
    You need to cut your calorie intake as well.
[15:46] Earnest
    I'm so hungry...
[15:52] Cu
    The water feels so good!
[16:07] Earnest
    It's so hot!
[16:23] Earnest
    How come it hasn't gone down?!
[16:26] Yessica
    Yikes, that ain't good.
[16:28] Claire
    This won't do.
[16:29] Sophie
    It almost feels like it's gone up.
[16:32] Earnest
    What's going on?!
SIGN    THUD
[16:35] Blade
    Hey!
[16:38] Blade
    How's it look?
[16:38] Earnest
    Hey! Don't peek!
[16:45] Clay
    You're a real hero.
[16:47] Blade
    N-No!
[16:48] Blade
    Not at all!
[16:49] Blade
    I'm definitely not a hero!
[16:51] Blade
    I'm just an ordinary guy!
[16:53] Group
    What?
[16:55] Yessica
    You know, Anna, you should have
    put on some muscle from training.
[16:59] Yessica
    I'm sure you'll slim down in no time.
[17:00] Earnest
    You think?
[17:02] Claire
    Yeah.
[17:03] Claire
    If only there were an easier way
    to raise your metabolic rate.
[17:11] Earnest
    I wanted to try something a
     little more drastic today.
[17:14] Blade
    Something drastic?
[17:17] Earnest
    Yeah.
[17:20] Earnest
    This is Testing Ground No. 2, and it's
     protected by a powerful magic barrier,
[17:24] Earnest
    so there shouldn't be any casualties,
     even if this goes wrong.
[17:28] Earnest
    Um...
[17:29] Earnest
    If I can pull this off and lose weight...
[17:33] Earnest
    can you praise me for it?
[17:35] Blade
    Huh? Sure.
[17:43] Earnest
    I'm counting on you if
    anything happens, Blade.
[17:45] Blade
    S-Sure.
[17:48] Earnest
    I command thee in the
    name of Earnest Flaming!
[17:52] Earnest
    O sword! Consume my flesh!
[17:54] Earnest
    Use it as thy power!
[18:09] Blade
    That's...
[18:21] Cu
    This is where you two were!
[18:23] Yessica
    Wait, what is that thing?!
[18:26] Sophie
    Is that Earnest?
[18:28] Claire
    What? Anna?!
[18:29] Blade
    Stay calm. Have faith in her.
[18:32] Claire
    Still!
[18:41] Earnest
    Looks like it worked.
[18:43] Earnest
    But man, that was scorching hot.
[18:45] Earnest
    I thought I was gonna die.
[18:47] Asmodeus
    Verily.
[18:48] Asmodeus
    Thy flesh hath now perished.
[18:52] Yessica
    Huh? What's that voice?
[18:54] Blade
    Asmodeus, probably.
[18:56] Asmodeus
    Hold thy head high with pride.
[18:58] Asmodeus
    'Tis not since thy first ancestor
    that one hath attained this form.
[19:04] Cu
    What happened to Earnest's body?
[19:07] Asmodeus
    Succumbed flesh doth become
    flame by mine hand.
[19:12] Asmodeus
    An undying body,
    wholly immune to attacks physical!
[19:18] Asmodeus
    Come!
[19:19] Asmodeus
    Where is thy nemesis, worthy of this form?
[19:23] Asmodeus
    Show me thy foe to set ablaze!
[19:26] Earnest
    My foe to set ablaze...
[19:28] Earnest
    That would be my body fat!
[19:30] Asmodeus
    Pardon?
[19:32] Earnest
    Because I did this all for my diet!
[19:35] Asmodeus
    Diet?
[19:37] Earnest
    I'm burning so much energy!
[19:39] Earnest
    It must use up a ton many calories!
[19:42] Asmodeus
    I-Indeed.
[19:44] Asmodeus
    The drawback to this demon form lies
    with the enormous energy it consumes.
[19:48] Asmodeus
    Maintaining this form requires
    one million calories every hour...
[19:52] Earnest
    One million!
[19:55] Earnest
    Who's got time to slowly
    jog off those pounds?!
[19:58] Earnest
    Just burn it all away in a flash!
[20:01] Earnest
    Yes! Yes!
[20:05] Blade
    Hey, are you all right?
[20:08] Earnest
    I think I'm at my limit...
SIGN    Grooooowl
[20:13] Earnest
    I'm so hungry now...
[20:15] Blade
    What?!
[20:19] Earnest
    I'm... hungry!
[20:23] Yessica
    She's gone into some kind of beast mode?!
[20:26] Sophie
    She grew a tail.
[20:28] Claire
    Anna! Don't abandon your humanity!
[20:32] Earnest
    Claire...
[20:34] Claire
    Thank goodness!
[20:34] Claire
    She said my name!
[20:36] Earnest
    Claire...
[20:37] Earnest
    Looks tasty!
[20:45] Blade
    Dragon Series, Third Sword.
[20:49] Blade
    Dragon Banish!
[20:51] Blade
    Wind pressure-only version.
[21:20] Earnest
    Blade, I...
[21:24] Blade
    You did great.
[21:36] Earnest
    Don't look!
[21:38] Earnest
    Don't look at me!
[21:40] Blade
    So you're eating again.
[21:43] Earnest
    I-It's fine, y'see!
[21:45] Earnest
    If I turn into a flame demon,
    I can lose it again in no time! Y'see?!
[21:49] Claire
    Y'see?
[21:50] Yessica
    That's an excuse for losers.
[21:52] Earnest
    I said it's fine!
[21:53] Earnest
    It's fine, okay?!
[21:55] Earnest
    It's fine!
[21:58] Cu
    That's right!
[21:59] Cu
    Dieting is the best!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Demon King's Daughter

E5 - The Demon King's Daughter

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[00:01] Doctor
    You seem to be making good progress.
[00:03] Doctor
    I think you're at around 30% now.
[00:06] Blade
    Does that mean I can use my powers again?
[00:08] Doctor
    Not at all.
[00:10] Doctor
    It means that you'll die if you use 30%
    of what used to be your full power.
[00:14] Blade
    What?!
[00:17] Claire
    Blade.
[00:19] Blade
    Oh, what's up?
[00:23] Claire
    This is Maria.
[00:25] Claire
    She's my friend, and...
[00:26] Blade
    Oh, I remember her!
[00:28] Blade
    She was in the magic unit when we fought Cu.
[00:31] Maria
    Oh, yes...
[00:32] Blade
    She tripped all the time during training...
[00:34] Blade
    and in the actual fight, I think she hurled
    a fireball in the wrong direction...
[00:38] Claire
    Hey! Blade!
[00:39] Blade
    What do you call people like her, again?
[00:43] Blade
    That's right!
[00:44] Blade
    A klutz, that was it!
[00:47] Blade
    Ah, sorry.
[00:48] Maria
    It's fine...
[00:50] Maria
    It's true that I'm clumsy.
[00:52] Claire
    Um, it seems she has a favor to ask of you.
[00:56] Blade
    Me?
[00:57] Maria
    Y-Yes.
[00:59] Maria
    Blade...
[01:00] Maria
    Can you please...
[01:02] Maria
    kill me?
[01:05] Maria
    Oh, no!
[01:07] Maria
    I meant that I want you to kill me
     when I lose control of myself.
SIGN    Episode 5
[01:11] Earnest
    What do you mean by that?
SIGN    The Demon King's
     Daughter
[01:12] Maria
    Um, the truth is... I'm not human.
[01:17] Group
    What?
[01:18] Blade
    Yeah, you're a night demon, right?
[01:20] Maria
    You can tell?
[01:21] Blade
    Well, I had a hunch.
[01:23] Maria
    There's something else
     that exists inside me.
[01:27] Maria
    A magical beast with fearsome powers.
[01:31] Maria
    Just once before, when I was
    having a very hard time...
[01:36] Maria
    Ah!
[01:37] Maria
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[01:39] Maria
    This is what happens when
    I can't control my strength!
[01:42] Claire
    It's okay, Maria.
[01:44] Claire
    Take a deep breath.
[01:45] Maria
    Until now, I was able to
    somehow keep it in check.
[01:48] Maria
    But ever since then, I haven't
    been able to fully hold it back.
[01:52] Blade
    You mean when we fought Cu?
[01:54] Blade
    Touching fighting spirit, which flowed
    through your magic energy conduits,
[01:57] Blade
    made you lose control of your powers.
[01:59] Earnest
    You mean, unless we do something, that beast
    is going to come out and wreak havoc?
[02:03] Maria
    Yes.
[02:04] Maria
    But I have nowhere else to go if
    I get kicked out of the academy.
[02:08] Claire
    Maria was originally at
    Rosewood Junior School, like I was.
[02:13] Claire
    She's worked hard for so
    long to enter this academy.
[02:17] Maria
    My mother and father are gone.
[02:19] Maria
    I don't have a home to go back to.
[02:22] Maria
    That's why I need to do
    something about these powers!
[02:26] Blade
    Sure.
[02:27] Blade
    I know what it's like,
    since my parents are gone, too.
[02:30] Blade
    I'll help you out.
[02:31] Sophie
    Me, too.
[02:32] Sophie
    I never knew my mother or father.
[02:33] Yessica
    I'll help you as well.
[02:35] Group
    Us, too!
[02:36] Leonard
    And I as well, naturally.
[02:37] Cu
    I'm friends with Maria now!
[02:39] Cu
    It's only natural to help out a friend!
[02:42] Earnest
    H-Hey!
[02:43] Earnest
    I want to help out, too!
[02:47] Maria
    Thank you so much, everyone!
[02:52] Sophie
    A magic barrier?
[02:53] Earnest
    Whoa, how much power is this?!
[02:55] Blade
    Oh, I asked Claire and Yessica to adjust it,
[02:58] Blade
    so it should be cranked up to max power.
[03:00] Group
    Yay!
[03:01] Earnest
    You didn't ask for permission, did you?
[03:03] Blade
    All right, looks like we're all set.
[03:06] Blade
    You've been holding back
    your powers this whole time,
[03:08] Blade
    so I thought you could try
    releasing them just this once.
[03:11] Maria
    No!
[03:12] Maria
    I mustn't!
[03:13] Blade
    That's why we prepared all this.
[03:15] Blade
    Earnest is living proof that it can work.
[03:17] Earnest
    Well, I suppose.
[03:19] Maria
    I can't ever do that!
[03:20] Maria
    I must not unleash these powers!
[03:23] Maria
    I need to keep them locked up
     for the rest of my life...
[03:27] Earnest
    Maria.
[03:29] Earnest
    Why don't we try following
    Blade's suggestion?
[03:31] Earnest
    It saved me once before.
[03:35] Earnest
    It is kind of a stupid method, though.
[03:38] Blade
    Don't call it stupid!
[03:39] Earnest
    What part of it isn't stupid, dummy?!
[03:41] Blade
    Shut up, dummy!
[03:46] Maria
    I understand.
[03:47] Maria
    I'll put my faith in Blade
    and the rest of you.
[03:51] Maria
    I leave it to you if the worst comes to pass.
[03:54] Blade
    Yeah. We've got this.
[03:55] Maria
    Okay, here I go.
[04:01] Maria
    Each of these limits my power by half.
[04:05] Maria
    Another one.
[04:07] Sophie
    Now it's four times the power.
[04:08] Maria
    And another.
[04:10] Sophie
    Eight times.
[04:11] Earnest
    Sixteen times?!
[04:14] Maria
    And finally...
[04:16] Maria
    This is the most powerful sealing item,
[04:19] Maria
    restricting my power to one-tenth.
[04:22] Blade
    Which means...
[04:23] Sophie
    One hundred and sixty times.
[04:25] Earnest
    Wait, Maria!
[04:26] Maria
    Huh?
[04:32] Maria
    She's...
[04:33] Maria
    She's about to come out!
[04:34] Maria
    Oh, no! I can't hold her back!
[04:37] Blade
    Don't hold back!
[04:38] Blade
    We'll take care of her!
[04:40] Blade
    Believe in your friends!
[05:00] Earnest
    Blade, that's...
[05:08] Blade
    The Demon King...
[05:17] Mao
    Bow before me!
[05:18] Mao
    Fear me! Worship me!
[05:21] Mao
    Rejoice in the birth of the Demon King
    with cries of lament and rancor!
[05:26] Sophie
    That's the Demon King?
[05:28] Blade
    No.
[05:29] Blade
    But the satanic crest on her forehead...
[05:31] Earnest
    Consume my flesh, Asmodeus!
[05:43] Leonard
    My lord!
[05:44] Leonard
    How dare you!
[05:50] Mao
    Is that all?
[05:57] Mao
    Hm?
[06:01] Sophie
    Artificial Great Hero Power:
     Ultimate Gravity.
[06:08] Mao
    Oh, I can't move after that.
[06:11] Sophie
    I leave the rest to you...
[06:13] Mao
    Well, then, are you ready?
[06:24] Mao
    So hot.
[06:28] Mao
    Here.
[06:29] Mao
    You can have it back.
[06:42] Mao
    Are you the last one left?
[06:44] Mao
    Okay.
[06:45] Mao
    Once I'm out of here,
    I'll lay waste to the royal capital.
[06:53] Mao
    What's the meaning of this?
[06:55] Mao
    Don't tell me you're trying
    to take the Demon King alive?
[06:58] Blade
    Found me out?
[07:01] Mao
    You're a funny one.
[07:03] Mao
    Fight me seriously.
[07:05] Mao
    Or I'll kill you.
[07:08] Mao
    I'm here to kill you.
[07:10] Mao
    If you don't intend to kill me,
    I'll make sure you die.
[07:15] Blade
    Don't give out on me, body!
[07:17] Mao
    Hm?
[07:25] Mao
    Is that all you've got?
[07:26] Mao
    If so, now it's my turn.
[07:28] Mao
    Don't die in one shot now.
[07:30] Blade
    Hey, wait!
[07:32] Mao
    Sun Ray.
[07:44] Mao
    Oh? You're still alive?
[07:47] Earnest
    Blade.
[07:48] Blade
    Earnest! Don't push yourself!
[07:50] Earnest
    Take this...
[07:58] Blade
    Asmodeus.
[08:00] Asmodeus
    This goes very much against my will,
[08:02] Asmodeus
    but it is what my master desires.
[08:04] Asmodeus
    I shall consider this a limited contract.
[08:06] Mao
    Oh? Now that's a fine weapon.
[08:09] Mao
    It looks like I can expect
    a somewhat amusing fight.
[08:12] Blade
    Sorry. I don't fight to amuse anyone.
[08:16] Blade
    I'll be ending this with one blow.
[08:18] Mao
    You think you can take down
    the Demon King in one blow?
[08:20] Mao
    Interesting!
[08:22] Mao
    Show me, then!
[08:31] Asmodeus
    S-Stop that!
[08:32] Asmodeus
    I'm not sure if even I can
    fully handle such power!
[08:34] Blade
    Quit your grumbling.
[08:36] Blade
    You're Earnest's sword,
    so bear it with sheer willpower.
[08:39] Blade
    Here I go!
[08:40] Blade
    Holy Demon Blade!
[08:42] Mao
    Come forth!
[08:50] Mao
    Pretty impressive.
[08:56] Mao
    Th-This can't be!
[08:58] Mao
    I'm being overpowered?!
[09:00] Mao
    You!
[09:01] Mao
    What the hell are you?!
[09:04] Blade
    Just your ordinary fellow.
[09:06] Blade
    At least, I am now!
[09:29] Blade
    I'm just glad no one ended up dying...
[09:34] Blade
    Huh?
[09:45] Blade
    I'm...
[09:50] Doctor
    You idiot!
[09:53] Doctor
    You big, fat idiot!
[09:54] Doctor
    You don't have to be so reckless anymore!
[09:57] Doctor
    Why do you always make me worry so much?!
[09:59] Blade
    Um...
[10:00] Doctor
    You were dead, you know!
[10:03] Doctor
    If I hadn't gotten to you in time,
    you would have been a goner!
[10:07] Doctor
    Last time, you promised you
    wouldn't make me cry again!
[10:10] Doctor
    You liar!
[10:14] Blade
    Sorry.
[10:15] Blade
    I'll be careful from now on.
[10:18] Blade
    And the others?
[10:19] Doctor
    They'll be fine.
[10:20] Doctor
    Claire is treating them as we speak.
[10:23] Blade
    I see.
[10:25] Blade
    And what about her?
[10:27] Doctor
    She's alive.
[10:31] Maria
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[10:32] Mao
    Pretty impressive.
[10:35] Girl Student A
    Good morning!
[10:36] Boy Student A
    Good morning!
[10:37] Group
    Good morning!
[10:38] Group
    G-Good morning!
[10:41] Mao
    Good morning.
[10:43] Blade
    Hey, good morning.
[10:44] Mao
    Good morning, Great Hero—
[10:48] Mao
    So I was right.
[10:50] Mao
    Now I have something to use against you.
[10:53] Blade
    Stop it, Maria. Seriously.
[10:55] Mao
    Maria is a different personality.
[10:58] Blade
    Then who are you?
[10:59] Mao
    I don't... have a name.
[11:03] Mao
    No one's ever given me one.
[11:05] Girl Student D
    De-mao!
[11:06] Girl Student E
    Good morning, De-mao!
[11:08] Mao
    Good morning.
[11:10] Blade
    De-mao?
[11:12] King
    It's true.
[11:14] King
    I am the one who welcomed
    Maria into this school.
[11:18] King
    I'm aware of her identity.
[11:21] King
    Maria's mother was human.
[11:24] King
    Unfortunately, she's passed away.
[11:27] Blade
    And her father?
[11:28] King
    His fate is unknown.
[11:30] King
    However, we know who he is.
[11:35] King
    Her father was once known
    as the Demon King.
[11:39] King
    In other words, she's the
    Demon King's daughter.
[11:51] Claire
    She really has gotten used to life here.
[11:53] Kassim
    But she's dangerous, right?
[11:56] Kassim
    Is it okay to leave her alone like this?
[11:57] Earnest
    Well...
[11:59] Earnest
    His Majesty decided to let her go free,
[12:01] Earnest
    saying, "I'll take full responsibility!"
[12:07] Mao
    Right now, with my powers curbed,
    I'm just an ordinary young girl.
[12:10] Mao
    If you tell me to attend school, I'll do so,
[12:13] Mao
    and if you tell me to wear this
    frilly garb, I will oblige.
[12:16] Yessica
    You say that, but don't you really
    just want to wear cute clothes?
[12:20] Clay
    Stop that, Yessica!
[12:21] Kassim
    Don't make her angry!
[12:23] Mao
    Hm.
[12:24] Mao
    If I'm honest, it does set my heart aflutter.
[12:28] Mao
    This frilly garb is quite something.
[12:36] Earnest
    Mao!
[12:37] Earnest
    Let those girls go back to
    their classrooms already!
[12:40] Mao
    I didn't ask them to come here.
[12:42] Blade
    Hey, why are you calling her Mao?
[12:44] Earnest
    Think of it like a nickname.
[12:47] Earnest
    Everyone calls her De-mao,
    but Mao is shorter.
[12:50] Mao
    I see.
[12:51] Mao
    Yes. I am almighty, and generous as well.
[12:54] Mao
    I will allow this young girl to call me Mao.
[12:56] Cu
    Dragons are the almighty ones!
[12:58] Mao
    What'd you say, whelp?
[13:00] Mao
    Do you want a rematch?
[13:02] Cu
    Parent!
[13:06] Earnest
    That's enough.
[13:07] Earnest
    Break time is over.
[13:08] Mao
    Great— I mean, Blade.
[13:11] Mao
    I'd happily welcome a
    rematch with you any day.
[13:15] Mao
    Now then, let us be off.
[13:19] Claire
    Um...
[13:20] Claire
    Mao and Maria are distinct
    personalities, right?
[13:23] Sophie
    Yes.
[13:24] Claire
    Then how come Maria hasn't
    shown herself ever since then?
[13:28] Earnest
    That's a good point.
[13:30] Claire
    I'm scared.
[13:31] Claire
    Scared that I'll never be
    able to see Maria again.
[13:48] Mao
    Good morning, Great Hero Blade.
[13:51] Blade
    That's not right!
[13:52] Mao
    I see.
[13:54] Mao
    I suppose I should say, "Good evening."
[13:56] Blade
    Well, what do you want?
[13:58] Mao
    Yes. I'm here to invite you.
[14:01] Mao
    I heard about it from a fellow classmate.
[14:03] Mao
    She called it a da...
[14:05] Mao
    Yes, a date!
[14:06] Blade
    Huh?
[14:07] Blade
    Listen up!
[14:08] Blade
    A date begins at 1000 hours...
[14:11] Blade
    H-Hey!
[14:13] Mao
    Look, Great Hero.
[14:14] Mao
    The moons are beautiful tonight.
[14:16] Blade
    Seriously, stop calling me that!
[14:19] Blade
    Besides, the moons are always out at night!
[14:22] Mao
    Maria spent all her time
    staring at the ground.
[14:27] Blade
    Oh, yeah. How old are you, anyway?
[14:30] Blade
    You don't seem to know a whole lot.
[14:33] Mao
    I began to gain self-awareness
    around five years ago.
[14:38] Blade
    Huh? You're five years old?
[14:39] Mao
    Age is no matter to a magical beast.
[14:42] Mao
    As a lady, however, I don't appreciate
    being treated as a child.
[14:46] Blade
    You're a lady now?
[14:49] Mao
    Can't you see for yourself?
[14:54] Mao
    And here I am, so attached to you.
[14:57] Blade
    Is that right?
[14:58] Mao
    The reason I've stayed at this school
    is because of you, Great Hero.
[15:03] Blade
    You looked like you were enjoying
    life here at the academy.
[15:06] Mao
    Yes, there's that, too.
[15:09] Mao
    I do enjoy that frilly garb.
[15:11] Mao
    However, a magical beast
    seeks out strength by nature.
[15:14] Mao
    Everything else can be
    discarded when it sees fit.
[15:17] Mao
    And yet, I'm attached to you,
    for reasons I don't fully understand.
[15:21] Mao
    Even though you've grown weaker
    since our previous fight.
[15:26] Blade
    I was told that I'll die if I use
     15% of my power next time.
[15:31] Mao
    As you are, you're not a
    foe worth even killing.
[15:34] Mao
    But I've made up my mind.
[15:37] Mao
    I won't leave this place
    until I've killed you.
[15:40] Blade
    Man, that's brutal.
[15:43] Mao
    It's not good to be unaware
    of your own feelings.
[15:46] Mao
    I've thought about it,
    and came up with a hypothesis.
[15:51] Mao
    That is...
[15:53] Mao
    Perhaps I've become attracted to you.
[16:00] Blade
    What?!
[16:01] Mao
    It's just a hypothesis,
[16:02] Mao
    which is why I want to test it out.
[16:08] Mao
    Won't you be my mate?
[16:10] Blade
    I don't really know what that'd involve...
[16:15] Mao
    Neither do I.
[16:17] Mao
    You do realize I'm five.
[16:18] Blade
    Wouldn't it be easier to
     head over to a testing ground,
[16:20] Blade
    and fight until we're both satisfied?
[16:24] Mao
    You're in no shape to fight.
[16:27] Mao
    What's more, I can't take
    this off of my own volition.
[16:32] Mao
    Maria's consciousness
     within me resists it.
[16:36] Mao
    She's so weak, yet she defies me...
[16:40] Mao
    At the very least, I suppose she
    did bring me into this world.
[16:43] Blade
    What happened to Maria?
[16:45] Mao
    Are Claire and the others worried?
[16:47] Mao
    She's hiding away in the
    deepest recesses of the mind.
[16:53] Mao
    Despite appearances, there are dark
    shadows stewing within Maria's heart.
[16:58] Mao
    She was scorned and feared by humans...
[17:02] Mao
    She rued her misfortune, forced to
    live in hiding with only our mother.
[17:08] Mao
    Our mother believed in our father.
[17:10] Mao
    However, Maria could not have faith in him.
[17:15] Mao
    Eventually, our mother died,
     and Maria's mind was flooded with doubt.
[17:20] Mao
    Could it be that our father
    had not loved our mother?
[17:23] Mao
    Why had he abandoned the human realm?
[17:26] Mao
    Could it be that our father was
    the cause of all of her suffering?
[17:31] Mao
    I was born in order to escape
    that unbearable pain in her mind.
[17:38] Blade
    I see...
[17:39] Mao
    So perhaps Maria might never return.
[17:43] Mao
    It would be easier that way.
[17:46] Mao
    I've told you all this because you're
    closer to our kind than to humanity.
[17:50] Mao
    One more thing I like about you.
[17:53] Blade
    That's all in the past now.
SIGN    A few days later
[17:58] Eliza
    From my research, I just can't see how
    that pendant could be a sealing item!
[18:04] Group
    What?
[18:04] Blade
    Um... who is this?
[18:06] Claire
    She's Maria's friend...
[18:07] Eliza
    Eliza!
[18:09] Earnest
    Are you sure it's not a sealing item?
[18:11] Eliza
    I'm absolutely certain!
[18:13] Eliza
    If I'm wrong, I swear to disembowel myself!
[18:17] Earnest
    You don't have to go that far!
[18:19] Mao
    You say that, but I'm definitely
    being restricted by this item.
[18:24] Blade
    What kind of item is it?
[18:26] Eliza
    Right.
[18:27] Eliza
    I haven't been able to fully analyze it,
[18:30] Eliza
    but I believe that it's some
    sort of recording device.
[18:33] Sophie
    Recording?
[18:34] Eliza
    You could consider it a type of message cube.
[18:36] Eliza
    This is just conjecture,
[18:38] Eliza
    but it may contain a message from
    the person who gave you that pendant.
[18:41] Mao
    Going by Maria's memories,
    this was a keepsake from our mother.
[18:46] Eliza
    Let me warn you beforehand.
[18:48] Eliza
    I believe that recording could
    serve to bring Maria back.
[18:53] Eliza
    That would mean...
[18:55] Mao
    I see.
[18:56] Mao
    It could end up destroying me,
    the Demon King.
[19:00] Mao
    How fascinating.
[19:03] Eliza
    Would we be okay if we play it?
[19:09] Mao
    Yes, go ahead.
[19:12] Eliza
    In that case, let us begin.
[19:19] Claire
    Perhaps we could have become friends, too.
[19:22] Claire
    If it didn't mean losing Maria...
[19:24] Mao
    Rest assured.
[19:26] Mao
    It seems that one of us
    is destined to disappear.
[19:29] Mao
    I'm sure whoever remains will
    be friends with you all.
[19:33] Eliza
    I'm ready now.
[19:35] Eliza
    Please open the pendant.
[19:37] Mao
    Yes.
[19:53] Blade
    The Demon King.
[19:55] Sophie
    So this is the Demon King?
[19:57] Yessica
    Huh, he's pretty hot!
[20:04] Demon King
    My beloved Emilia.
[20:06] Earnest
    Emilia?
[20:07] Mao
    Our mother's name.
[20:09] Demon King
    Find it in your heart to forgive
    me for leaving you behind...
[20:13] Demon King
    No, resent me.
[20:15] Demon King
    There is a foe whom I must face in combat.
[20:19] Demon King
    I do not wish to take you
    down this bloodied path.
[20:23] Demon King
    You may think it self-serving of me...
[20:25] Demon King
    but there is a reason I cannot.
[20:28] Demon King
    You may not have realized it yet,
[20:31] Demon King
    but your body houses a brand-new life.
[20:35] Demon King
    To think that I, a magical beast,
    could sire a child with a human.
[20:39] Demon King
    Be it a boy or a girl,
    I've chosen names.
[20:43] Demon King
    Ortous if it is male.
[20:45] Demon King
    If it is female, Maria.
[20:48] Demon King
    Once that child can understand language,
    tell them this:
[20:52] Demon King
    Their father is dead.
[21:00] Mao
    How long are you going to hide in here for?
[21:04] Mao
    It's no fun beating someone
    as useless as you.
[21:08] Maria
    I'm...
[21:14] Demon King
    Emilia. My child yet unseen.
[21:17] Demon King
    I swear upon my satanic crest that
    I will continue loving you both.
[21:25] Demon King
    Forevermore, though my body may perish.
[21:31] Blade
    Mao, you're...
[21:33] Mao
    Yes.
[21:34] Mao
    I can barely control my body now.
[21:38] Mao
    It seems that the strength of our wills
     plays a role in this battle, too.
[21:42] Mao
    As we speak, the two of us are fighting
    to see which one gets to survive.
[21:51] Mao
    It looks like I'm about to
    be annihilated by Maria.
[21:54] Blade
    H-Hey...
[21:56] Mao
    It's almost time.
[21:58] Mao
    Go on, call her name.
[22:05] Mao
    I don't mind.
[22:09] Group
    Maria!
[22:41] Kassim
    Blade!
[22:43] Clay
    Don't you lose to her!
[22:44] Claire
    Maria! You can do it!
[22:45] Student
    Maria! Show us the usual!
[22:48] Maria
    Um... do you mind?
[22:50] Blade
    It's fine.
[22:51] Maria
    Okay...
[22:57] Mao
    Come, Blade!
[22:58] Mao
    Your life ends here!
[23:01] Blade
    Let's go!
[23:08] Claire
    Mao didn't disappear, which means...
[23:11] Eliza
    It must be because Maria
    wants to coexist with her.
[23:15] Eliza
    This is the future she wanted.
[23:18] Blade
    Surrender already!
[23:20] Mao
    The Demon King would never...
[23:23] Earnest
    Mao!
[23:24] Earnest
    Show Blade who's boss!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The General and the Sacred Bird

E6 - The General and the Sacred Bird

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[00:01] Blade
    Hey, I'm totally stuffed now!
[00:05] Blade
    What was that, anyway?
SIGN    Jiggle...
[00:06] Blade
    That practically bucket-sized
    dish we just had?
[00:09] Cu
    It's bucket pudding!
[00:12] Cu
    Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
[00:14] Cu
    Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
[00:14] Earnest
    You've still got room
    for more, right, Sophie?
[00:16] Sophie
    I do, naturally.
[00:18] Blade
    What do you mean, naturally?
[00:22] Cu
    What's this?
[00:24] Blade
    Oh, the cargo is stuck in here.
[00:26] Earnest
    Excuse me...
[00:27] Earnest
    Whose wagon is this?
[00:29] Earnest
    If you can't pass through,
    you should take the main road.
[00:32] Dione
    Oh, I'm terribly sorry!
[00:35] Earnest
    You're a centaur!
[00:37] Dione
    Indeed I am.
[00:38] Dione
    My name is...
[00:39] Blade
    Huh? Is that you, Dione?
[00:41] Dione
    Oh! Great—
[00:46] Blade
    The fact that I was the
    Great Hero is a secret!
[00:49] Blade
    Got it?!
[00:51] Earnest
    Do you two know each other?
[00:53] Blade
    Huh?
[00:53] Blade
    Well, maybe we do, or maybe we don't...
[00:56] Cu
    Which is it?
[00:59] Dione
    Great— I mean, Blade and I go way back!
[01:03] Dione
    Back when Blade was the Great— wait, no!
[01:06] Blade
    More importantly!
[01:07] Blade
    What are you gonna do about this cargo?
[01:09] Earnest
    Oh, that's right.
[01:11] Earnest
    If you'd like, we'd be happy to help out.
[01:13] Sophie
    Yes.
[01:14] Cu
    Leave it to me!
[01:16] Cu
    We dragons are powerful!
[01:18] Dione
    I would appreciate your help.
[01:21] Dione
    Are you all members of Blade's party?
[01:24] Blade
    No! They're my friends.
[01:27] Dione
    I see.
[01:29] Blade
    So? Where are we hauling this?
[01:32] Dione
    Oh, yes. That'd be...
[01:34] King
    Oh! Took you long enough!
[01:37] Blade
    It was the old fart's cargo?
[01:39] Earnest
    That's lèse-majesté, Blade.
[01:41] Dione
    Your Majesty.
[01:42] Dione
    I've brought it here, as per your command.
[01:44] King
    Good going!
[01:46] King
    On that note, I have your
    next assignment ready.
[01:50] Dione
    Yes!
[01:51] Dione
    As you wish!
[01:52] King
    Okay!
[01:53] King
    Starting today, you will be teaching at
     Rosewood Academy as an instructor.
[01:57] Group
    What?!
[01:59] Earnest
    That came out of nowhere!
[02:01] King
    Blade is well aware of her abilities.
[02:04] King
    She should be more than qualified
    to act as your instructor.
[02:07] Blade
    Well, yeah...
[02:08] King
    Well, then, best of luck to you!
[02:11] Dione
    Yes!
[02:12] Dione
    I look forward to teaching you!
[02:14] Dione
    Great— wait, no!
[02:15] Dione
    Blade!
[02:17] Blade
    Is this really gonna work?
[02:21] Cu
    Hm...
[02:30] [SONG] Sign
    I look in your eyes, and I'm met with
[02:34] [SONG] Sign
    A brand-new me and dream
[02:48] [SONG] Sign
    Bravery? Naturally?
[02:51] [SONG] Sign
    Polar opposites within the heart
[02:54] [SONG] Sign
    But, you know, wanting to have both
[02:56] [SONG] Sign
    That's the saga of human nature
[02:59] [SONG] Sign
    Oh no, don't mind me
[03:01] [SONG] Sign
    Go ahead, and so on, you know the rest
[03:04] [SONG] Sign
    A little more? Wait, even harder?!
[03:07] [SONG] Sign
    Going overboard much?
[03:10] [SONG] Sign
    Those selfish emotions deep down
[03:12] [SONG] Sign
    Bringing them to light is
    what friendship's about
[03:14] [SONG] Sign
    Spending adolescence duking it out with pals
[03:17] [SONG] Sign
    I don't wanna lose
[03:21] [SONG] Sign
    We're off to the cutting edge moment
[03:24] [SONG] Sign
    Fight with best friends, and leave no regrets
[03:28] [SONG] Sign
    You should laugh, since
    you look best with a smile
[03:33] [SONG] Sign
    On the ropes?! No matter
    what we face, et cetera
[03:38] [SONG] Sign
    Just sit back and enjoy it
[03:41] [SONG] Sign
    Whatever may come, I'll
    be here to protect you
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    The General and the Sacred Bird
[04:02] Clay
    What's going on here?
[04:03] Kassim
    Wait, who's that?
[04:06] Sophie
    Is that God Iron?
[04:08] Blade
    Sure is.
[04:09] Blade
    Back in the day, we used boulders instead.
[04:29] Sophie
    I thought God Iron was indestructible.
[04:33] Blade
    Oh, is that what's normal?
[04:36] Earnest
    It's not just destroyed, it's melting...
[04:38] Kassim
    Wow...
[04:51] Dione
    I'm finally feeling all warmed up!
[04:54] Dione
    Okay, let's begin class!
[04:58] Blade
    Introduce yourself first!
[05:00] Dione
    You're right!
[05:02] Dione
    I am Dione!
[05:04] Dione
    Dione, the Demon Lance!
[05:06] Dione
    If any of you feel confident enough,
    take up your sword and face me!
[05:10] Blade
    Wait, you're not here to fight a duel!
[05:12] Earnest
    Dione, the Demon Lance?
[05:15] Earnest
    What?!
[05:16] Earnest
    Are you General Dione,
     commander of the top cavalry corps?!
[05:19] Group
    General?!
[05:21] Clay
    A bonafide hero!
[05:23] Maria
    Someone so accomplished is
    going to be our teacher?
[05:27] Dione
    Oh, no!
[05:28] Dione
    Before the Great Hero, I'm not...
[05:30] Dione
    Ah!
[05:30] Blade
    Hey!
[05:32] Earnest
    So, Miss Dione, you've had the privilege
    of seeing the Great Hero fight in person!
[05:37] Dione
    W-W-Well, that's all in the past...
[05:40] Earnest
    But then how does someone
    like you know Blade?
[05:46] Claire
    Do you think Miss Dione is
    acquaintances with Blade?
[05:49] Yessica
    Hm...
[05:51] Yessica
    Consider me interested.
[05:54] Cu
    Parent, that tickles!
[05:58] Blade
    Stop squirming already!
[06:01] Blade
    No weird noises!
[06:07] Dione
    I always just bathe in cold water,
    but this is pretty good, too!
[06:11] Yessica
    How's everything feel, Sis?
[06:13] Claire
    Let's get that sweat wiped off.
[06:15] Dione
    I'm in heaven!
[06:17] Yessica
    Have you known Blade for a long time, Sis?
[06:22] Dione
    I-I-I only met Blade the other day!
[06:26] Earnest
    Back then, you said you two went way back.
[06:29] Dione
    Th-That's, well...
[06:31] Yessica
    Hey, Sis.
[06:32] Yessica
    I'd love to hear you talk about
    what Blade was like in the past.
[06:36] Maria
    I'd be interested in that, too!
[06:40] Yessica
    Please tell us, Sis!
[06:43] Dione
    That's the spot!
[06:44] Dione
    Keep going, right there!
[06:48] Cu
    It feels good!
[06:48] Yessica
    If you want it here...
[06:52] Blade
    Hey!
[06:53] Dione
    I-If it isn't the Great— I mean, Blade!
[06:57] Yessica
    We were so close, too.
[06:59] Earnest
    Hey, Blade!
[07:01] Earnest
    Why are you in here like it's nothing?!
[07:03] Blade
    Well, who else is going to wash Cu's hair?
[07:06] Yessica
    Calm down, Anna.
[07:08] Yessica
    Blade is mentally similar to
    a five-year-old, you know.
[07:11] Yessica
    There!
[07:13] Blade
    Huh?
[07:14] Yessica
    See?
[07:15] Earnest
    Don't give me that!
[07:16] Earnest
    What are you doing, Yessica?!
[07:19] Dione
    Five years old, you say...
[07:21] Dione
    That's about how old Blade
    was when I first met him.
[07:25] Blade
    Hey, Dione!
[07:27] Mao
    Oh?
[07:28] Mao
    When he was as old as I am now?
[07:31] Mao
    I'd love to hear all about it.
[07:36] Dione
    When I first met Blade...
[07:39] Dione
    he was so ferocious,
    I thought he was a wild animal.
[07:44] Earnest
    Huh...
[07:46] Dione
    He could barely speak, and it
    seems he thought I was a horse,
[07:52] Dione
    so he sunk his teeth into my bottom.
SIGN    Aghhhh
[07:56] Dione
    I was still inexperienced back then,
[07:58] Dione
    and I really was one step
    away from becoming dinner.
[08:01] Yessica
    Man, that's just like Blade.
[08:04] Dione
    A few years after that,
    after training my mind and body,
[08:08] Dione
    I became worthy of joining forces
    with the Great Hero himself!
[08:11] Earnest
    So the rumors that you fought with
    the Great Hero are true, General?
[08:16] Dione
    You betcha!
[08:18] Sophie
    Relax.
[08:19] Sophie
    No one can tell she's talking about you.
[08:21] Blade
    Huh?
[08:22] Dione
    I've even let the Great Hero ride on my back!
[08:27] Earnest
    Whoa!
[08:28] Dione
    However, he did not let me join him
    for the fight against the Demon King.
[08:34] Dione
    I wasn't able to act as
    his steed to the very end.
[08:39] Dione
    In self-reproach, I took it
    as a sign of my own weakness,
[08:44] Dione
    and now I strive to train myself further.
[08:47] Earnest
    I think that's remarkable.
[08:51] Blade
    Are you sure no one noticed?
[08:53] Sophie
    Yes.
[08:54] Sophie
    Everyone thinks the Great Hero is much older.
[08:57] Blade
    Ah! Makes sense.
[08:59] Sophie
    So it's our little secret.
[09:02] Blade
    Well, you see...
[09:06] Blade
    I was found out.
[09:13] Blade
    Several days later!
[09:15] Earnest
    What should we bring back as a gift for Sis?
[09:18] Blade
    Cabbage, maybe?
[09:19] Blade
    She eats them whole, you know.
[09:24] Earnest
    Hey, Blade.
[09:25] Earnest
    So, really, what is your
    relationship with her?
[09:28] Blade
    Well, you see...
[09:31] Earnest
    What?!
[09:34] Earnest
    A simurgh?!
[09:36] Blade
    What's a simurgh, again?
[09:38] Earnest
    It's one of the four
    Continental Sacred Birds!
[09:40] Blade
    Oh, so it's like a thunderbird, or a phoenix.
[09:44] Earnest
    But what's a simurgh doing
    here in the royal capital?
[09:48] Blade
    Well, I'm sure it won't attack us,
    as long as we don't provoke it.
[09:53] Earnest
    That's true.
[09:54] Earnest
    There are no records of
    them attacking humans.
[09:59] Blade
    Earnest!
[10:01] Earnest
    Huh?
[10:08] Earnest
    Oh, no! We need to stop it!
[10:12] Blade
    Keep your fighting spirit in check!
[10:14] Earnest
    Okay! Okay!
[10:22] Earnest
    Two of them...
[10:22] Man
    Are you okay?!
[10:23] Earnest
    Are those two simurghs mates?
[10:25] Earnest
    And why?
[10:27] Earnest
    I thought they didn't attack people.
[10:29] Blade
    It almost looked like...
[10:31] Blade
    they were after that wagon, not people.
[10:33] Earnest
    The wagon?
[10:34] Earnest
    Could it be that...
[10:36] Blade
    I bet that jerk's got
    something to do with this.
SIGN    That jerk
SIGN    That
    jerk
SIGN    That
    jerk
[10:52] Dione
    A warm bath is really something else!
[10:56] Earnest
    Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Your Majesty!
[11:00] Earnest
    Your Majesty!
[11:01] Earnest
    We need to talk!
[11:03] King
    What's the matter?
[11:05] King
    You seem upset.
[11:06] Earnest
    Exactly what have you been hiding from us?!
[11:10] Blade
    So that doesn't count as lèse-majesté?
[11:12] Earnest
    The town was under attack!
[11:14] Earnest
    Please explain what's going on here!
[11:18] King
    What makes you so sure it has to do with me?
[11:20] Blade
    The simurgh attacked a freight wagon.
[11:24] King
    I see.
[11:25] Blade
    Dione also happened to be
    pulling a freight wagon.
[11:28] King
    That's true.
[11:29] Earnest
    Your Majesty!
[11:30] Earnest
    Just what was in that freight wagon?!
[11:33] King
    Oh, that?
[11:34] King
    It was...
SIGN    Egg
[11:36] King
    An egg.
[11:40] Earnest
    You stole a simurgh egg?!
[11:43] King
    Don't make such accusatory statements.
[11:46] King
    I was just borrowing it for a bit.
[11:48] Earnest
    Yeah, and the parents are
    absolutely furious as a result!
[11:52] Siren
    Gil.
[11:53] Siren
    Don't you think you should
    thoroughly explain the situation?
[11:56] King
    Yeah, guess so.
[11:59] Earnest
    The situation?
[12:00] King
    Yes.
[12:01] King
    There are two conditions required
    for a simurgh egg to hatch.
[12:06] King
    The first is keeping at the same height
     as the 10,000-year-old sacred tree.
[12:12] King
    The second is to bathe in the light of the
    setting sun at the moment of hatching.
[12:18] King
    However, it seems those parents
    are new to making nests.
[12:21] King
    They picked a poor location for a nest,
    and the egg wouldn't have hatched if left alone.
[12:26] Earnest
    So you were trying to help them?
[12:30] King
    That's the pretext, anyway.
[12:32] King
    Actually, I was thinking it would be
     good practical training for all of you.
[12:34] Earnest
    A-Are you an idiot?
[12:36] Earnest
    Are you an idiot?!
[12:38] Blade
    Good, tell it like it is!
[12:39] King
    That said!
[12:41] King
    It's true that, at this rate,
    the egg will not hatch.
[12:44] King
    If you want to be a hero...
    no, what lies beyond...
[12:48] King
    Go and save that simurgh!
[12:50] Earnest
    When is it supposed to hatch?!
[12:52] King
    Tomorrow!
[12:53] Group
    What?!
[12:57] Blade
    The next day!
[12:59] Earnest
    Attention!
[13:03] Earnest
    Listen up for this briefing
    from your commander!
[13:09] Blade
    Today, we face simurghs in combat!
[13:13] Blade
    Our goal in this fight is not to win!
[13:15] Blade
    It is to buy us time until sunset,
    and to hide this egg from its parents!
[13:22] Blade
    The parents are in a state of frenzy.
[13:24] Blade
    If they spot the egg, they might
    destroy it in their fervor!
[13:28] Blade
    We'll keep the egg concealed
    until the very last minute,
[13:31] Blade
    then lift it up via elevator
    to the top of the tower!
[13:35] Blade
    By doing so, the egg will successfully hatch!
[13:38] Blade
    We'll make sure it hatches!
[13:40] Blade
    Have no fear!
[13:41] Blade
    Have faith in what we've
    accomplished up to this point!
[13:44] Blade
    Have faith in yourself!
[13:46] Claire
    U-Um...
[13:47] Claire
    What do we do if...
[13:50] Maria
    ...we can't have faith in ourselves?
[13:52] Blade
    It's okay if you can't
    have faith in yourselves.
[13:57] Blade
    I have faith in you.
[14:00] Group
    Y-Yes!
[14:02] Earnest
    Everyone! Here we go!
[14:16] Leonard
    Are the citizens safe?
[14:23] Clay
    We've evacuated everyone in this district!
[14:25] Leonard
    That's a relief.
[14:35] Yessica
    Look at you go, handsome!
[14:45] Yessica
    Leonard!
[14:47] Clay
    Yessica!
[14:54] Yessica
    Clay!
[14:57] Yessica
    Take that!
[15:00] Yessica
    Shoot!
[15:02] Yessica
    Figures that wouldn't work!
[15:04] Blade
    Okay, now's our chance!
[15:13] Eliza
    These wires are made of God Iron.
[15:15] Eliza
    Normally, it'd be impossible to sever them!
[15:17] Eliza
    Normally...
[15:19] Eliza
    Eh?
[15:20] Eliza
    Ehh?!
[15:22] Eliza
    Ehhh?!
[15:23] Eliza
    It's pulling up entire buildings?!
[15:26] Eliza
    That's absurd!
[15:29] Blade
    But that bought us some time.
[15:32] Blade
    Keep it up!
[15:34] Kassim
    Claire, take care of him!
[15:36] Claire
    Yes!
[15:43] Cu
    Have a taste of this!
[15:49] Cu
    How's that?
[15:50] Cu
    Give up?!
[15:54] Cu
    It's pretty fearsome...
[15:57] Blade
    Maria! Undo your braids!
[15:59] Maria
    Y-Y-Yes!
[16:04] Mao
    You would use the Demon King?
[16:06] Mao
    Very well! Use me how you see fit!
[16:08] Mao
    Satan Levin!
[16:15] Mao
    So it won't pierce through a sacred bird?
[16:18] Earnest
    You're not getting away!
[16:20] Earnest
    Flame of Asmodeus!
[16:27] Earnest
    All outta gas...
[16:33] Earnest
    Bucket pudding!
SIGN    Jiggle...
[16:39] Earnest
    Back in action!
[16:43] Blade
    We did it!
[16:45] Blade
    Is everyone okay?
[16:46] Earnest
    Yes, we're fine.
[16:48] Earnest
    All that's left is...
[16:49] Group
    What?!
[16:51] Blade
    Don't tell me... it stopped?
[16:53] Sophie
    It sure did stop.
[16:54] Earnest
    Yep, it stopped.
[16:56] Kassim
    Oh, no! It noticed the egg!
[16:59] Sophie
    Blade, you get the egg.
[17:01] Blade
    Wait, but...
[17:02] Clay
    That's right, Blade!
[17:03] Clay
    We'll handle things here!
[17:04] Clay
    You go on!
[17:07] (Flashback) Hero
    Great Hero Blade!
[17:08] (Flashback) Hero
    We'll handle them!
[17:09] (Flashback) Hero
    You go on ahead!
[17:13] Earnest
    Blade!
[17:14] Earnest
    Remember what you said.
[17:17] Earnest
    Have faith in us!
[17:23] Blade
    You're right.
[17:33] Blade
    This is terrifying!
[17:34] Blade
    It's harder than I thought to
    only use 15% of my strength!

[17:38] Dione
    Great Hero!
[17:40] Dione
    Come, get on my back!
[17:43] Blade
    What? I thought you weren't
    going to help out!
[17:45] Dione
    Nope!
[17:46] Dione
    His Majesty gave strict
    orders not to lend a hand.
[17:49] Dione
    However...
[17:51] Dione
    I'm just letting you ride on my back.
[17:54] Dione
    No hands involved!
[18:01] Blade
    I was told just now to let them
    handle it, and go on ahead.
[18:07] Blade
    It reminded me of back then,
     in a lot of ways.
[18:10] Dione
    You're not alone anymore,
    are you, Great Hero?
[18:15] Blade
    No, I'm not.
[18:16] Blade
    It was just me when I fought the Demon King.
[18:20] Blade
    But now, I have lots of friends!
[18:25] Blade
    And of course, you're one of them, Dione!
[18:29] Dione
    Yes!
[18:32] Claire
    We need to carry this?
[18:37] Blade
    No way!
[18:38] Blade
    Ain't happening!
[18:40] Dione
    Hm, let me think...
[18:42] Dione
    Great Hero!
[18:43] Dione
    Hold onto it nice and tight, just like that!
[18:48] Blade
    Dione, what are you doing?!
[18:49] Dione
    I'm just giving you a push!
[18:52] Dione
    Here we go, Great Hero!
[18:55] Blade
    H-Hey! Dione!
[19:01] Blade
    We made it!
[19:03] Dione
    Good work.
[19:05] King
    Welcome to the finish line!
[19:07] King
    I knew you'd be able to do it!
[19:09] King
    After all, you are the Great Hero!
[19:12] Blade
    I'm not a hero anymore!
[19:14] Blade
    I only made it thanks to everyone's help.
[19:18] Blade
    Hey, wait!
[19:19] Blade
    It's the other simurgh!
[19:21] King
    Yep.
[19:22] King
    Looks like it's my time to shine now.
[19:24] Blade
    What?
[19:25] King
    I, Gilgamesh Soulmaker,
    declare here in my name!
[19:28] King
    A life owed shall be repaid by new life!
[19:32] King
    I'll be paying you back, right here!
[19:35] Siren
    A simurgh once saved Gil's life.
[19:40] Blade
    Huh?
[19:40] King
    Come, simurgh.
[19:41] Siren
    It's been playing on his
    mind this whole time.
[19:42] King
    Accept my gratitude and take
    this new life into your talons!
[19:44] Siren
    But thanks to you,
    he can finally repay his debt.
[19:48] Siren
    Thank you, Blade.
[19:52] Blade
    Seriously?!
[19:52] King
    Ow!
[19:54] Blade
    You should have just told us from the start!
[19:54] King
    That hurts!
[19:56] Blade
    Sheesh, you just can't be honest!
[19:57] King
    Stop that! Ow!
[20:00] Blade
    Wait, does it look angrier now?
[20:03] Siren
    It seems that way.
[20:12] Blade
    Watch out!
[20:17] Sophie
    Artificial Great Hero Power.
[20:19] Sophie
    Five seconds remaining.
[20:20] Blade
    That's more than enough!
[20:22] Blade
    Dragon Eater!
[20:37] Blade
    I can't move a finger...
[20:41] Blade
    So heavy...
[20:43] Sophie
    I'm lighter than Earnest, at least.
[20:50] Dione
    Blade! The egg!
[20:59] Dione
    Oh dear!
[21:02] Blade
    It was twins!
[21:04] Blade
    No wonder it was so heavy.
[21:07] Blade
    Huh?
[21:09] Blade
    Why are they staring at me?
[21:11] Sophie
    They're imprinting.
[21:15] Sophie
    They see Blade as their parent.
[21:17] Earnest
    Ah! You've got more children now!
[21:20] Earnest
    What are you gonna do about this?!
[21:22] Cu
    Call me your big sister!
[21:24] Earnest
    Wait, why are you getting
    touchy with Sophie?!
[21:27] Blade
    Now then, what to do...
[21:30] Blade
    Several days later!
[21:33] Earnest
    H-Hey now!
[21:34] Earnest
    Please, do as I say!
[21:36] Earnest
    Okay? Okay?!
[21:38] Blade
    Let it fly however it wants!
[21:40] Earnest
    I-I know that!
[21:42] Earnest
    I know...
[21:50] Cu
    Parent!
[21:55] Blade
    Man, looks like I've made even more friends!
[22:18] [SONG] Sign
    The sunny disposition that
    brings a smile to your face
[22:23] [SONG] Sign
    As well as the heroic sense of justice
[22:29] [SONG] Sign
    They may be a part of me,
    but that's not all there is
[22:34] [SONG] Sign
    That image of me
[22:37] [SONG] Sign
    Has taken on a life of its own
[22:40] [SONG] Sign
    Hey, wait up
[22:42] [SONG] Sign
    Won't you be friends with me?
[22:45] [SONG] Sign
    Let's shake hands, another self of mine
[22:50] [SONG] Sign
    The wounds we cannot bear alone
[22:53] [SONG] Sign
    The dangers that we keep hidden
[22:55] [SONG] Sign
    We're all hiding them within
[22:58] [SONG] Sign
    Standing ready to strike
[23:01] [SONG] Sign
    The shadow lurking beneath the light
[23:04] [SONG] Sign
    The muffled sounds coming from my lips
[23:08] [SONG] Sign
    They make me feel that I am alive
[23:13] [SONG] Sign
    It's a sign
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Springtime of Life at Rosewood Academy

E7 - The Springtime of Life at Rosewood Academy

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[00:41] Sophie
    Blade.
[00:45] Sophie
    So here you are.
[00:47] Blade
    Sophie.
[00:49] Sophie
    I've always wanted to go
    all out in a fight against you.
[00:54] Sophie
    Can I win if I don't hold back?
[00:58] Blade
    Why don't we find out?
[01:01] Sophie
    Okay, then.
[01:03] Sophie
    Artificial Great Hero Power.
[01:06] Sophie
    Stop the flow of time.
[01:13] Sophie
    Ten seconds.
[01:18] Sophie
    How?
[01:19] Blade
    You can attack me a hundred times, but if each
    does zero damage, that still makes zero.
[01:29] Blade
    Adamantine Body.
[01:31] Blade
    A technique that momentarily
     increases the toughness of your body.
[01:34] Blade
    Since you stopped time,
    it was active all along.
[01:37] Sophie
    I see.
[01:57] Blade
    I'm an ordinary citizen now,
     so I thought I'd be done with all of this.
[02:11] [SONG] Sign
    I look in your eyes, and I'm met with
[02:15] [SONG] Sign
    A brand-new me and dream
[02:29] [SONG] Sign
    Bravery? Naturally?
[02:32] [SONG] Sign
    Polar opposites within the heart
[02:35] [SONG] Sign
    But, you know, wanting to have both
[02:37] [SONG] Sign
    That's the saga of human nature
[02:40] [SONG] Sign
    Oh no, don't mind me
[02:42] [SONG] Sign
    Go ahead, and so on, you know the rest
[02:45] [SONG] Sign
    A little more? Wait, even harder?!
[02:48] [SONG] Sign
    Going overboard much?
[02:51] [SONG] Sign
    Those selfish emotions deep down
[02:53] [SONG] Sign
    Bringing them to light is
    what friendship's about
[02:55] [SONG] Sign
    Spending adolescence duking it out with pals
[02:58] [SONG] Sign
    I don't wanna lose
[03:02] [SONG] Sign
    We're off to the cutting edge moment
[03:05] [SONG] Sign
    Fight with best friends, and leave no regrets
[03:09] [SONG] Sign
    You should laugh, since
    you look best with a smile
[03:14] [SONG] Sign
    On the ropes?! No matter
    what we face, et cetera
[03:19] [SONG] Sign
    Just sit back and enjoy it
[03:22] [SONG] Sign
    Whatever may come, I'll
    be here to protect you
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    The Springtime of Life
    at Rosewood Academy
[03:42] Blade
    Hey, old man!
[03:44] Blade
    I don't know what kind of
    magic or trickery this is,
[03:46] Blade
    but can't we call it quits already?!
[03:49] King
    I believe I explained it all at the start.
[03:52] King
    This is no trickery.
[03:54] King
    This technology known as virtual reality
[03:57] King
    was made using a lost branch
    of magic known as science.
[04:00] King
    Also, and I mentioned this as well,
[04:03] King
    there's no need to use a blunted sword
[04:08] King
    or to stop yourself at the
    last second as you do in reality.
[04:10] King
    That is to say, it's practical
    training like you've never seen it!
[04:12] Cu
    Dragons are the strongest!
[04:15] Mao
    A dragon whelp like you dares to face me?
[04:19] King
    Train as hard as you can in this practicum,
    until there is only one left standing.
[04:25] King
    It's a fight to the death!
[04:28] Blade
    What a sick joke.
[04:30] Blade
    That's fine and all, but can
    you make it easier to distinguish?
[04:33] Blade
    I can't tell the difference!
[04:35] King
    Distinguish between what?
[04:37] Blade
    It's way too realistic!
[04:39] Blade
    The way it is now, even after we go back,
[04:41] Blade
    there's bound to be someone who thinks
    they're still in virtua-whatsit,
[04:43] Blade
    and slaughters their friends!
[04:47] King
    That would not do.
[04:49] King
    Well, how about this, then?
[04:58] King
    Okay, keep on fighting hard from here on out!
[05:02] King
    The last one standing gets the right to use
    virtual reality however they want as a reward!
[05:13] Blade
    Guess I have no choice
    but to end this quickly.
[05:17] Leonard
    My lord dearest!
[05:19] Leonard
    The honor of facing you in combat is mine—
[05:22] Leonard
    Ow!
[05:34] Leonard
    Even as you tear me to pieces...
[05:37] Leonard
    how beautiful you are!
[05:51] Earnest
    Where are you, Blade?
[05:53] Earnest
    Hi-yah!
[06:03] Claire
    Yessica!
[06:07] Kassim
    Give it up already.
[06:10] Kassim
    Ever since our days in the lower classes,
[06:13] Kassim
    you've never beaten us in a fight.
[06:15] Claire
    That may be so, but you
    never know until you try!
[06:19] Yessica
    Yep. The winner is whoever's stronger now!
[06:23] Yessica
    So, Clay...
[06:25] Yessica
    Why do you refuse to lose to us?
[06:28] Group
    Huh?! Well, that's...
[06:35] Kassim
    Shoot—
[06:36] Kassim
    Ono!
[06:37] Clay
    Kassim!
[06:39] Clay
    Uchida!
[06:42] Claire
    Huh? W-We won?
[06:44] Claire
    We really won?
[06:47] Group
    Yay!
[06:55] Earnest
    I've been looking for you, Blade.
[06:58] Earnest
    I never knew that killing
    people was this much fun!
[07:04] Earnest
    I've been so stupid,
     holding back all this time!
[07:10] Blade
    I guess I did promise
[07:13] Blade
    that if you ever went berserk, I would...
[07:16] Blade
    cut you down!
[07:21] Earnest
    Keheheh!
[07:26] Blade
    Endless Flash!
[07:39] Blade
    I'm Blade!
[07:40] Sophie
    We know.
[07:45] King
    It looks like you were the
    last one standing after all.
[07:48] Cu
    Well done, Parent!
[07:50] Yessica
    I couldn't even tell what
    he did there at the end.
[07:54] Claire
    Yeah.
[07:54] Claire
    It was so sudden,
    I didn't even feel any pain.
[07:59] Earnest
    I can't believe it!
[08:01] Earnest
    To think I behaved like that...
[08:03] Blade
    Oh yeah, you were laughing like, "Keheheh!"
[08:05] Earnest
    Shut up!
[08:06] Earnest
    Be quiet,
[08:07] Earnest
    you superorganism!
[08:09] Blade
    No, I'm as ordinary as can be!
[08:13] King
    Wallowing in misery is yet
    another part of youth!
[08:15] King
    Youth is a splendid thing, indeed!
[08:19] King
    This is all thanks to my brilliant idea!
[08:22] Earnest
    Your Majesty.
[08:24] Earnest
    Do you know how much trouble
    we've faced thanks to your brilliant idea?
[08:35] King
    Oh? Going to have fun with it already?
[08:38] King
    It's your right as the victor!
[08:40] King
    Enjoy it to the fullest!
[08:43] King
    Oh? Is that data of ferocious demons?
[08:46] Blade
    Yep.
[08:46] King
    Scattered all throughout the level?
[08:49] Blade
    Yep.
[08:49] King
    Booby-trapped floors?
[08:50] Blade
    Yep.
[08:52] King
    Hold on.
[08:53] King
    Don't you think these settings are
    a little too extreme, even for you?
[08:57] Blade
    It's fine.
[09:00] King
    Huh?
[09:05] Blade
    Can you make him keep on
    respawning, even if he dies?
[09:08] Siren
    Yes, I can.
[09:11] Siren
    How long should I continue his punishment?
[09:13] Blade
    Until nightfall, then.
[09:15] Siren
    Certainly.
[09:17] Blade
    I'm starving! Let's go get lunch!
[09:38] Blade
    Mmm! Delicious!
[09:40] Blade
    Tonkatsu curry is so good!
[09:42] Blade
    What the heck? It never stops!
[09:44] Yessica
    Hey, you two.
[09:46] Yessica
    When are you gonna get over it?
[09:48] Claire
    That's right.
[09:49] Earnest
    Did something happen?
[09:51] Blade
    Those four had a tag match,
     and the girls won.
[09:57] Earnest
    What led to the girls winning?
[09:59] Blade
    Claire's gotten way better.
[10:02] Claire
    Th-That's not true!
[10:04] Blade
    As well as Yessica's do-or-die attack.
[10:06] Yessica
    A woman's gotta be daring!
[10:08] Earnest
    What led to the boys losing, then?
[10:10] Blade
    Probably their complacency
    about their skills.
[10:14] Blade
    They got conceited and
    neglected their training.
[10:18] Earnest
    Not mincing your words, huh?
[10:23] Blade
    It's for their own good.
[10:29] King
    My back! My back! My back!
[10:34] Blade
    When did the king get around to
    building something like this?
[10:38] Dione
    Oh! I've been waiting for you, Great—
[10:41] Dione
    I mean, Blade!
[10:43] Blade
    So, what in the world
    is this "thermae" thing?
[10:45] Sophie
    It says—
[10:46] Eliza
    Allow me to explain!
[10:49] Group
    Who are you?
[10:50] Eliza
    I'm Eliza!
[10:51] Dione
    Well, in any case,
    you'll know when you go inside!
[10:56] Dione
    Welcome to Thermae Rosewood!
[11:03] Blade
    So these are thermae!
[11:06] Blade
    A nice, big bath isn't bad, either!
[11:08] Cu
    This is fun!
[11:10] Cu
    Sophie, let's swim!
[11:12] Sophie
    Is that a command?
[11:15] Dione
    Three hero-level warriors were
    summoned here to dig these baths.
[11:20] Blade
    I can't believe that old fogey.
[11:22] Cu
    Ya-ha!
[11:24] Sophie
    Ya-ha.
[11:27] Blade
    You're not Mao today?
[11:29] Maria
    If I switched with Mao,
    she would take off the swimsuit.
[11:33] Blade
    What's wrong with that?
[11:35] Maria
    What?!
[11:36] Yessica
    Not all the guys here are
    five-year-olds, you know.
[11:48] Blade
    Oh, yeah.
[11:49] Blade
    Where's Earnest?
[11:51] Yessica
    Ah, I bet she didn't come.
[11:53] Yessica
    She seemed against it.
[11:54] Earnest
    I-I'm right here!
[11:57] Earnest
    Mixed bathing?
[11:58] Earnest
    H-How indecent!
[12:00] Earnest
    How shameless!
[12:04] King
    Looks like you're all enjoying the thermae!
[12:07] Earnest
    Your Majesty?!
[12:08] Earnest
    Please cover yourself!
[12:10] King
    What are you saying?
[12:11] King
    Thermae are meant to be entered in the nude!
[12:14] Earnest
    We need swimsuits, since it's mixed bathing!
[12:19] Siren
    Gil.
[12:19] King
    I guess I have to accept that.
[12:21] King
    I can accept swimsuits...
[12:24] King
    However!
[12:25] King
    Don't wear a towel in the bath!
[12:27] Earnest
    What?!
[12:28] King
    It's a part of our kingdom's constitution!
[12:31] King
    Thou shalt not wear towels in the bath!
[12:34] Earnest
    Since when?!
[12:35] Earnest
    Are you an idiot?!
[12:36] King
    Since three seconds ago!
[12:39] Siren
    Gil. There's nothing of the
    sort in our constitution...
[12:42] King
    I want to see naked girls!
[12:45] King
    I'd do anything to see them naked!
[12:47] King
    But if that's not possible...
[12:49] King
    I at least want to see them in swimsuits!
[12:51] King
    Don't you all agree?
[12:54] Group
    We do!
[12:57] King
    That's the spirit!
[12:58] Earnest
    Hey!
[12:59] Earnest
    You guys!
[13:00] Yessica
    C'mon, Anna, can't you just take it off?
[13:03] Yessica
    Besides, hasn't the value of seeing
    you naked plummeted already?
[13:07] Earnest
    Plummeted?!
[13:09] Yessica
    I mean, during the simurgh incident,
    you were running around town buck naked!
[13:14] Earnest
    That was because I was fighting!
[13:16] Yessica
    I have no clue why you're still embarrassed.
[13:19] Claire
    I wouldn't want to take off my swimsuit,
[13:21] Claire
    but what's wrong with taking off the towel?
[13:24] Claire
    Everyone else already has.
[13:26] Leonard
    My lord!
[13:26] Mob B
    Yeah, yeah!
[13:28] Mob B
    Claire's totally right!
[13:28] Mob E
    Why does the Empress get special treatment?!
[13:30] Group
    Take it off! Take it off!
[13:31] Earnest
    Wait...
[13:32] Earnest
    I'm not taking it off!
[13:32] Group
    Strip her! Strip her!
[13:35] King
    Take it off!
[13:36] King
    Just take it all off!
[13:37] King
    Lay bare your youthful, nude form!
[13:39] King
    If you won't take it off,
    I'll amend the constitution!
[13:41] King
    From now on, wearing any clothes
    in this kingdom will be—
[13:47] King
    Hello! Splash!
[13:49] Siren
    Everyone, I'm terribly sorry about this.
[13:56] Earnest
    Sheesh! I just have to take it off, right?
[13:58] Earnest
    I can take this towel off just fine!
[14:04] Earnest
    Don't stare at me too much.
[14:07] Blade
    Sure, I won't look.
[14:09] Claire
    U-Um...
[14:11] Claire
    Do you have a minute?
[14:14] Claire
    What happened earlier today...
[14:16] Claire
    Y-You shouldn't worry about it so much.
[14:19] Claire
    That was just a fluke.
[14:21] Claire
    I'm sure of it, I think...
[14:23] Clay
    No. We were just thinking about it again now.
[14:26] Kassim
    It was all because of our lack of skills...
[14:29] Claire
    No way!
[14:31] Claire
    You two really are way stronger than us!
[14:35] Earnest
    Hey, Blade...
[14:36] Blade
    What?
[14:37] Earnest
    You know how people talk about
    "rubbing salt in the wound"?
[14:41] Blade
    Yeah.
[14:42] Earnest
    I think I now truly understand what it means.
[14:46] Blade
    Me, too.
[14:47] Claire
    Um, so...
[14:50] Claire
    I'm sorry for winning!
[14:56] Yessica
    You made them cry.
[14:57] Maria
    She sure did.
[14:59] Sophie
    Yes, she did.
[15:00] Cu
    Clay and Kassim are hopeless!
[15:03] Earnest
    Aw, man.
[15:07] Blade
    Hey, cheer up already!
[15:09] Blade
    All you did was lose once!
[15:11] Clay
    You wouldn't understand.
[15:14] Kassim
    You've never lost to a girl!
[15:15] Kassim
    More like, you don't lose to anyone.
[15:18] Kassim
    Being a superorganism and all.
[15:19] Blade
    I don't let it get to me when I lose.
[15:24] Clay
    Well, I can't stand it!
[15:26] Clay
    I wouldn't mind if it was anyone else.
[15:28] Clay
    But I don't want to lose against Yessica!
[15:31] Blade
    Yessica? Why her?
[15:32] Clay
    Isn't it obvious?!
[15:34] Clay
    I... l-like Yessica!
[15:43] Blade
    I like Yessica, too.
[15:45] Clay
    What?!
[15:46] Kassim
    I thought you liked Earnest, or Sophie!
[15:48] Blade
    I like them, too!
[15:50] Blade
    As well as Cu and Maria.
[15:52] Blade
    I like you and everyone else, too.
[15:54] Group
    Eh?!
[15:55] Clay
    Oh, I see. That kind of like.
[15:57] Kassim
    That's not what we're talking about here.
[16:00] Blade
    How's it different?
[16:01] Kassim
    See here!
[16:02] Kassim
    I'm sure you've figured
    it out, but I like Claire!
[16:07] Kassim
    Claire... she's so great.
[16:10] Kassim
    She comes off as just your typical girl...
[16:14] Kassim
    but she can be ruthless sometimes,
    which is good in its own way!
[16:18] Blade
    I see. I don't get it.
[16:19] Clay
    Yessica, too!
[16:20] Clay
    She seems so free and uninhibited,
[16:23] Clay
    and I bet she's got tons of experience.
[16:25] Blade
    I see. I really don't get it.
[16:27] Clay
    But despite all that,
    she's really kind and caring!
[16:31] Kassim
    Claire as well!
[16:32] Blade
    I do get that part.
[16:35] Cu
    So that's what was troubling you?
[16:38] Cu
    The answer is simple!
[16:40] Cu
    You two just need to get stronger!
[16:43] Group
    Huh?
[16:44] Cu
    Listen up!
[16:45] Cu
    Females are attracted to strong males!
[16:47] Cu
    Get stronger, and they'll be all over you!
[16:49] Cu
    Head over heels for you!
[16:51] Blade
    Cu, be a little more serious here—
[16:53] Kassim
    Sh-She's right!
[16:55] Clay
    Yeah!
[16:56] Clay
    But how are we supposed to get stronger?
[16:59] Cu
    That's simple as well!
[17:01] Cu
    You just need special training from Parent!
[17:04] Group
    Ah! That's right!
[17:11] Earnest
    Mmm, so tasty!
[17:13] Yessica
    This cake is good, right?
[17:15] Yessica
    And chock-full of calories!
[17:16] Earnest
    Oh, no!
[17:18] Earnest
    No, no, no!
[17:19] Claire
    Um, Anna...
[17:20] Claire
    We're having a girls'
    night tonight because...
[17:20] Earnest
    Look, it's so delicious!
[17:22] Maria
    Is it about Clay and Kassim?
[17:22] Earnest
    I can't imagine life without sweets anymore!
[17:26] Yessica
    It's really been a pain.
[17:28] Yessica
    They've been running away from us ever since.
[17:31] Earnest
    I don't think it's a big deal
    to lose to someone once.
[17:34] Yessica
    Seriously, getting bummed
    out from just that...
[17:37] Yessica
    Why are boys so fragile?
[17:40] Claire
    Oh, what if we lost to them on purpose?
[17:43] Sophie
    You really shouldn't do that.
[17:45] Earnest
    They won't be able to recover from that.
[17:47] Claire
    Huh? That's no good?
[17:49] Claire
    What should we do, then?
[17:50] Cu
    The answer is simple!
[17:53] Cu
    Males are attracted to strong females!
[17:56] Cu
    Get stronger, and they'll be all over you!
[17:58] Cu
    Head over heels for you!
[18:01] Yessica
    Wait, we're not trying
    to make them fall for us.
[18:05] Claire
    That's right. We don't see them that way.
[18:08] Earnest
    Huh? You don't?
[18:10] Claire
    Hey, Yessica...
[18:11] Claire
    Why don't we skip practice,
    and let those two get stronger than us?
[18:16] Earnest
    No! Absolutely not!
[18:19] Earnest
    Hey, are you two really okay
    with things as they are?
[18:23] Yessica
    Well, no, but...
[18:25] Claire
    Mm-hmm...
[18:26] Earnest
    How about this, then?
[18:30] Blade
    1,141! 1,142! 1,143!
[18:36] Blade
    These are the lightest we have!
[18:40] Blade
    Work those core muscles!
[18:43] Blade
    That's amazing.
[19:00] Clay
    It's finally time.
[19:01] Blade
    Well, no matter the outcome,
[19:03] Blade
    I can at least confirm that
    you haven't neglected your training!
[19:08] Kassim
    If we win this battle...
[19:11] Clay
    Yeah!
[19:12] Clay
    We'll confess to them!
[19:14] Kassim
    Confess!
[19:31] Earnest
    No hard feelings, no matter who wins.
[19:34] Blade
    Are you ready?
[19:39] Blade
    Okay!
[19:42] Blade
    Begin!
[19:42] Yessica
    Claire! Here we go!
[19:44] Claire
    Yeah!
[19:46] Kassim
    Coming at us?
[19:47] Clay
    No, you don't!
[19:56] Kassim
    Take this!
[20:04] Earnest
    Blade, did you teach them how
    to use their fighting spirit?
[20:08] Blade
    I just made them realize they've been
    subconsciously using fighting spirit all along.
[20:12] Blade
    Also...
[20:15] Blade
    Kassim is using wind spiritual energy.
[20:17] Earnest
    Hmm...
[20:19] Clay
    My chance!
[20:22] Kassim
    Fire spiritual energy?!
[20:24] Blade
    Did you teach her that?
[20:26] Earnest
    Just the fire part.
[20:30] Kassim
    Guh!
[20:31] Kassim
    Fighting spirit?!
[20:32] Claire
    There!
[20:36] Kassim
    So it ends here...
[20:38] Yessica
    Next, it's...
[20:42] Clay
    Huh?
[20:43] Yessica
    My turn!
[20:52] Yessica
    I'm sorry.
[21:04] Kassim
    Well, dang.
[21:06] Clay
    You got us good.
[21:08] Kassim
    Thanks for not going easy on us.
[21:11] Claire
    Yeah.
[21:13] Clay
    We're going to get even stronger.
[21:16] Yessica
    You go do that.
[21:17] Yessica
    Fighting's not even our specialty, you know.
[21:22] Cassim
    Hey...
[21:23] Cassim
    Did Sophie and Maria teach you how to
    use ice and lightning spiritual energy?
[21:28] Yessica
    You got it.
[21:28] Claire
    The other girls helped us out as well.
[21:31] Clay
    Seriously?
[21:32] Clay
    That's not fair, all of you ganging up on us.
[21:35] Earnest
    Don't give me that!
[21:38] Earnest
    How can you call it unfair,
    being taught by the superorganism?!
[21:42] Blade
    Why's she angry?
[21:43] Earnest
    And there's something
    I need to say to you two!
[21:46] Group
    Huh?
[21:48] Earnest
    Is it wrong to fall in love with someone
    unless you're stronger than them?
[21:50] Earnest
    Or confess to them?!
[21:51] Earnest
    You've gotta be kidding!
[21:53] Earnest
    That's just asking for way too much!
[22:18] [SONG] Sign
    The sunny disposition that
    brings a smile to your face
[22:23] [SONG] Sign
    As well as the heroic sense of justice
[22:29] [SONG] Sign
    They may be a part of me,
    but that's not all there is
[22:34] [SONG] Sign
    That image of me
[22:37] [SONG] Sign
    Has taken on a life of its own
[22:40] [SONG] Sign
    Hey, wait up
[22:42] [SONG] Sign
    Won't you be friends with me?
[22:45] [SONG] Sign
    Let's shake hands, another self of mine
[22:50] [SONG] Sign
    The wounds we cannot bear alone
[22:53] [SONG] Sign
    The dangers that we keep hidden
[22:55] [SONG] Sign
    We're all hiding them within
[22:58] [SONG] Sign
    Standing ready to strike
[23:01] [SONG] Sign
    The shadow lurking beneath the light
[23:04] [SONG] Sign
    The muffled sounds coming from my lips
[23:08] [SONG] Sign
    They make me feel that I am alive
[23:13] [SONG] Sign
    It's a sign
SIGN    Next Time
[23:35] Sign
    Less Than Human

E8 - Less Than Human

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[00:00] Claire
    So, so, so cute!
[00:03] Yessica
    Where did it come from?
[00:05] Maria
    It sure is cute.
[00:07] Earnest
    What are you all up to?
[00:10] Yessica
    Anna, look at this thing.
[00:12] Claire
    So cute!
[00:13] Earnest
    What is it?
[00:14] Claire
    Nice and smooth.
[00:14] Earnest
    How long has it been here?
[00:16] Sophie
    For about a week or so.
[00:19] Yessica
    Huh, I had no idea.
[00:21] Yessica
    Is it waiting here for someone?
[00:26] Earnest
    Is this... Blade?
SIGN    Episode 8
[00:32] Sign
    Less Than Human
[00:39] Cu
    I'm bored!
[00:42] Blade
    That's dangerous, Cu!
[00:45] Cu
    What was that anyway, Parent?
[00:49] Blade
    You remember how they said
    I'll die if I use 15% of my strength?
[00:54] Blade
    So I figured I'd hone my fighting spirit
    on a regular basis, and keep a stockpile.
[00:58] Earnest
    Hey, Blade...
[01:00] Earnest
    It looks like this thing's
    been looking for you.
[01:05] Blade
    Instant Dragon Eater!
[01:13] Blade
    Oh, I did it!
[01:15] Blade
    Looks like I can fire off five more of these!
[01:17] Earnest
    Blade!
[01:18] Earnest
    Why'd you suddenly send that thing flying?!
[01:21] Claire
    My smooth friend...
[01:22] Blade
    Look, you have to destroy them!
[01:24] Earnest
    Why would you do that?!
[01:26] Earnest
    The poor thing!
[01:28] Earnest
    It's been looking for you!
[01:30] Blade
    Don't you know what it is?
[01:31] Blade
    That thing's a Guardian!
[01:32] Sophie
    A Guardian?
[01:34] Cu
    What's that?
[01:36] Claire
    Um, um...
[01:37] Claire
    Should I try and fix it up?
[01:39] Blade
    Just leave it.
[01:40] Blade
    That thing can handle being
    wrecked over and over.
[01:43] Blade
    Ugh, this sucks, though.
[01:45] Blade
    Did it come up aboveground looking for me?
[01:57] Maria
    Is she an acquaintance of Blade's?
[02:03] Iona
    Will this body do?
[02:06] Blade
    Eh?
[02:07] Iona
    I have analyzed the human male psyche,
[02:10] Iona
    and designed an appearance to
    arouse your protective instincts.
[02:14] Blade
    Hold on, who are you?
[02:16] Claire
    Hey, Blade...
[02:18] Claire
    Do you think she's the one from yesterday?
[02:24] Blade
    Dragon Eater!
[02:30] Blade
    Dragon Eater! Dragon Eater! Dragon Eater!
[02:33] Maria
    Blade?!
[02:34] Claire
    W-Wait!
[02:35] Earnest
    That's too much!
[02:36] Earnest
    You're going overboard!
[02:37] Blade
    Dragon Eater!
[02:45] Blade
    Phew, that was a close one!
[02:47] Earnest
    You lousy superorganism!
[02:49] Earnest
    What are you doing?!
[02:51] Earnest
    You're up against a girl!
[02:52] Earnest
    Don't you feel sorry for her?!
[02:53] Blade
    Why am I the bad guy here?
[02:55] Blade
    Besides, I'm sure that in no time...
[03:00] Blade
    See? She's back!
[03:02] Earnest
    Yeah.
[03:03] Blade
    Okay, let's do this.
[03:04] Earnest
    Hold on a second!
[03:05] Earnest
    Besides, I don't think she's dangerous.
[03:07] Earnest
    Are you sure she doesn't
    just want to be friends?
[03:09] Blade
    There's no way!
[03:11] Blade
    Guardians are bad news!
[03:13] Blade
    If they go berserk, then even worse news!
[03:16] Iona
    I have received a command to eradicate you.
[03:20] Iona
    Currently, I am in
    observation mode to gather data.
[03:23] Blade
    See, told you!
[03:24] Claire
    Hey, hey...
[03:25] Claire
    Want to take classes with us?
[03:26] Iona
    You are not an eradication target.
[03:29] Iona
    However, stand in my way,
    and I will eliminate you.
[03:31] Iona
    Furthermore, I am not programmed
    to perform collaborative tasks.
[03:35] Claire
    In that case, you can learn how
    to do that with everyone here!
[03:38] Claire
    Well, Iona?
[03:40] Iona
    Iona?
[03:42] Claire
    That says Iona in ancient writing,
     doesn't it?
[03:45] Iona
    This is not read as Iona, but 1-0-N-A.
[03:48] Iona
    It is my identification and model number,
     and therefore, not my name.
[03:52] Claire
    I see!
[03:53] Claire
    But if you don't have a name,
    I can call you Iona, right?
[03:58] Yessica
    It's just like Claire to come on so strongly.
[04:02] Claire
    And if you really want to defeat Blade...
[04:06] Claire
    We can all come up with a plan together!
[04:08] Blade
    Wait, why?!
[04:11] Claire
    How does that sound?
[04:16] Eliza
    Let us begin discussing
    methods to eradicate Blade!
[04:20] Claire
    Hey, Iona...
[04:21] Claire
    Why Blade, anyway?
[04:24] Iona
    That is because...
[04:25] Iona
    he forcefully infiltrated my intimate zone,
[04:29] Iona
    desecrating my chassis repeatedly each time.
[04:33] Claire
    That's awful, Blade.
[04:35] Blade
    Hold it right there!
[04:37] Blade
    All I did was trespass on
    the area she was guarding!
[04:39] Blade
    What's more, I had the master key, didn't I?
[04:42] Blade
    I borrowed it from the king.
[04:43] Iona
    That is insufficient.
[04:45] Iona
    I also require biometric authentication
    and a master code genetic signature.
[04:49] Earnest
    What's this about?
[04:51] Blade
    The Royal Library of Banned Books
     is underground near here.
[04:55] Blade
    I had to drop in a bit to
     look up things about Asmodeus.
[04:58] Earnest
    What?!
[04:59] Earnest
    So you mean it's because you were helping me?
[05:02] Iona
    There were 13 more instances
    of trespassing prior to that.
[05:05] Earnest
    It wasn't my fault at all.
[05:07] Iona
    I was destroyed 28 times in total...
[05:09] Earnest
    Blade, that's way too many times!
[05:11] Iona
    With my body being divided
    into 577,526 fragments...
[05:16] Earnest
    Blade, that's way too many pieces!
[05:18] Iona
    And reprimanded by Mother, my supervisor,
    for 500,037,000 milliseconds...
[05:23] Earnest
    Your boss lectures you for way too long!
[05:25] Blade
    She attacked me first, so I had
    no choice but to fight back.
[05:30] Yessica
    Blade, you're so merciless!
[05:32] Claire
    Blade, that's way too mean!
[05:34] Mao
    Your heinous behavior sickens
    even the Demon King.
[05:40] Blade
    I'm leaving!
[05:41] Earnest
    We made him sulk.
[05:50] Sophie
    Blade.
[05:51] Blade
    Everyone's so mean!
[05:53] Blade
    I only broke into the library because
    of my duties as the Great Hero!
[05:57] Sophie
    Yes. I know.
[05:59] Blade
    Besides, those things keep their
    souls in a separate location,
[06:03] Blade
    so it's not like they die when
    you destroy their bodies.
[06:05] Sophie
    If they did die upon destruction,
    what would you do?
[06:10] Blade
    Well, I mean... I'd have to think about it.
[06:13] Blade
    I'm not the Great Hero now, anyway.
[06:16] Eliza
    Feast your eyes on this!
[06:18] Eliza
    I believe this is the
    reason why Iona can't win!
[06:22] Yessica
    You mean Blade is relentless because
    she doesn't die, even when destroyed?
[06:27] Earnest
    Oh, totally.
[06:28] Earnest
    I could see that.
[06:29] Earnest
    Blade can be so weirdly cold,
    and downright scary at times.
[06:35] Earnest
    He even told me he'd cut me down!
[06:37] Mao
    Bragging, are we?
[06:38] Mao
    I've got my share of stories, too.
[06:40] Earnest
    N-No, I'm not!
[06:41] Iona
    Never mind that.
    Let's be a little more constructive.
[06:44] Earnest
    Never mind that?!
[06:45] Eliza
    I think we should focus on ways
     to prevent your defeat for now.
[06:50] Iona
    This is the result of my thought process.
[06:53] Claire
    Why did you decide to look like a girl?
[06:55] Iona
    Upon observation, I determined
    that he treats women more gently.
[07:00] Earnest
    So you figured he'd go easy on you this way?
[07:07] Group
    That's adorable!
[07:10] Earnest
    I want to adopt her!
[07:11] Claire
    So cute!
[07:12] Eliza
    Iona.
[07:13] Eliza
    I've come up with a strategy.
[07:15] Eliza
    I call it...
[07:16] Eliza
    the Stand Alone Complex!
[07:19] Eliza
    Let me give a simple explanation.
[07:21] Eliza
    We directly install Iona's soul
    within the Core Unit in her heart,
[07:26] Eliza
    placing it in a state
    capable of being destroyed.
[07:28] Earnest
    Huh? But if you do that...
[07:30] Eliza
    Yes. Iona will cease to
    become indestructible.
[07:34] Eliza
    Would Blade take her down knowing that?
[07:44] Cu
    You can do it, Parent!
[07:45] Earnest
    Get him! Beat him to a bloody pulp!
[07:47] Claire
    Iona! Good luck!
[07:49] Crowd
    Go, go! Do your best!
[07:54] Blade
    Okay, let's get on with ti!
[07:56] Iona
    Blade.
[07:57] Iona
    Let me tell you this first.
[07:59] Iona
    Right now, I am in Stand Alone mode.
[08:01] Blade
    What? Stand Alone?
[08:04] Iona
    Presently, my connection to Mother
    has been physically severed.
[08:08] Iona
    That is to say, I am operating
    fully independently,
[08:11] Iona
    and cannot be repaired if I am destroyed.
[08:13] Blade
    Huh? Hold on...
[08:15] Blade
    Since your soul is in a different location...
[08:19] Iona
    My weak point is currently right here.
[08:22] Earnest
    Hey, there's no reason
    to make him cop a feel!
[08:24] Iona
    Ten centimeters deep inside
    lies my heart and soul.
[08:30] Iona
    If it sustains severe damage,
[08:32] Iona
    I as an individual unit will
    forever cease to exist.
[08:36] Iona
    Do you comprehend?
[08:39] Iona
    Now, then...
[08:42] Blade
    Hey!
[08:52] Blade
    Ow!
[08:58] Iona
    What is the matter?
[09:00] Blade
    Why, you!
[09:01] Blade
    Dragon...
[09:05] Blade
    Damn it!
[09:18] Blade
    Wind pressure alone isn't gonna cut it, huh?
[09:20] Blade
    If so...
[09:42] Earnest
    The superorganism is grunting and groaning!
[09:46] Mao
    She's not half bad.
[09:48] Eliza
    It really looks like Blade
    can't lay a finger on her!
[09:53] Blade
    That smarts!
[09:54] Blade
    I'm gonna have a bump now!
[09:56] Blade
    Go a little easy, won't you?
[09:58] Iona
    Blade, you are the one who will go easy.
[10:01] Iona
    I already know it is not in your nature to
    employ violence against an innocent girl.
[10:07] Iona
    You were defeated because your
    attacks are too powerful.
[10:10] Blade
    That's not all.
[10:12] Blade
    You also didn't give me any chance
    to use my less powerful moves.
[10:17] Iona
    Now then, please surrender.
[10:19] Iona
    Or would you like to grunt
    and groan some more?
[10:22] Blade
    I give, I give!
[10:24] Blade
    I admit defeat.
[10:28] Yessica
    She beat Blade!
[10:30] Cu
    How frustrating!
[10:31] Claire
    That's amazing, Iona!
[10:36] Blade
    Ow...
[10:41] Blade
    Iona.
[10:52] Iona
    V for victory.
[11:00] Blade
    You're not gonna eat it?!
[11:01] Blade
    Or wait, can you even eat?
[11:03] Iona
    I am equipped to break down and
    absorb organic matter as energy.
[11:08] Iona
    However...
[11:09] Earnest
    You're not feeling hungry?
[11:11] Eliza
    I believe she's lost motivation
    after defeating Blade, her target,
[11:15] Eliza
    resulting in burnout syndrome.
[11:18] Yessica
    But doesn't that only apply to humans?
[11:22] Iona
    If I am met with a matter that
    I cannot resolve on my own,
[11:26] Iona
    would it be best to discuss it with others?
[11:28] Claire
    If you've got problems, tell us about them!
[11:30] Claire
    We're all your friends.
[11:33] Iona
    In times like these, I would always
    turn to Mother for guidance.
[11:37] Cu
    Who is this Mother?
[11:39] Eliza
    She means the Mother Computer.
[11:41] Eliza
    The one who supervises Iona.
[11:43] Iona
    Whenever I complete a given command,
[11:46] Iona
    I report it to Mother and
    am assigned my next mission.
[11:49] Iona
    However, even though I have
    restored the connection,
[11:53] Iona
    Mother continues to refuse it.
[11:56] Iona
    For abandoning my duties, unilaterally
    blocking the connection, and other reasons,
[12:00] Iona
    it seems that I have been declared a
    defective unit and my terminal login expunged.
[12:04] Earnest
    So you mean... you got fired?
[12:06] Blade
    What are these other reasons?
[12:08] Iona
    Transmitting around 15 terabytes' worth
    of written abuse aimed at Mother.
[12:12] Blade
    There's your reason.
[12:14] Iona
    I am feeling terribly insecure,
    now that I am without a supervisor.
[12:18] Iona
    Peek. Stare.
[12:19] Iona
    Blade.
[12:21] Iona
    Can I call you Master?
[12:23] Blade
    No way!
[12:24] Blade
    You're asking me to take the
    place of your supervisor, right?
[12:27] Iona
    That is unfortunate.
[12:29] Iona
    If I do not have you become my master,
    the counter will keep ticking.
[12:33] Blade
    Counter?
[12:34] Iona
    Yes.
[12:35] Iona
    To prevent them turning berserker
    without a chain of command,
[12:38] Iona
    all Guardians have a
    self-destruct program installed.
[12:42] Group
    What?!
[12:47] Eliza
    It looks like it decrements every second,
[12:49] Eliza
    which means we have a
    little over 84 hours left.
[12:52] Iona
    Do not fear.
[12:54] Iona
    My intent is to self-destruct in a
    location with no one else around.
[12:57] Earnest
    That's not the issue here!
[12:59] Blade
    Ah, I get it already.
[13:00] Blade
    That counter should stop if I become
    your master or whatever, right?
[13:04] Iona
    Yes, most likely.
[13:06] Blade
    I'll do it then.
[13:08] Blade
    I'll be your master.
[13:10] Iona
    Thank you very much, Master.
[13:18] Iona
    Here you go, Master.
[13:21] Cu
    Tonkatsu curry!
[13:23] Blade
    By the way, what's with the getup?
[13:24] Cu
    It's so spicy!
[13:25] Iona
    It is an ancient attire for servants.
[13:29] Iona
    If you command me to stop wearing it, I will.
[13:31] Blade
    No, you don't have to stop.
[13:34] Iona
    I have received your command.
[13:35] Iona
    I will cease to stop wearing it.
[13:37] Iona
    What is your next command?
[13:39] Blade
    It's nice having you take care of me,
[13:42] Blade
    but it feels like I've lost my freedom.
[13:44] Cu
    She provides us with food and snacks!
[13:47] Cu
    That's a good thing!
[13:49] Sophie
    No, it's not.
[13:50] Blade
    Sophie?
[13:52] Blade
    What's wrong?
[13:53] Blade
    If you've got something to say,
     then you should say it.
[13:55] Sophie
    Is that a command?
[13:57] Blade
    Huh? Yeah, sure.
[13:59] Iona
    That is not fair, Master.
[14:00] Iona
    You will not command me,
    yet you do so for Miss Sophie.
[14:04] Blade
    You be quiet.
[14:05] Iona
    Oh, is that a command?
[14:10] Sophie
    I don't like this.
[14:10] Cu
    Get off him!
[14:11] Blade
    What don't you like?
[14:13] Sophie
    She's stealing my character traits!
[14:15] Blade
    Huh?
[14:16] Sophie
    She's stealing my character traits.
[14:18] Sophie
    For one, my expressionless face.
[14:20] Iona
    I am not expressionless.
[14:22] Iona
    I have 800 different facial
    expressions installed.
[14:25] Sophie
    Also, how I wait for commands.
[14:27] Iona
    That is inevitable.
[14:29] Iona
    I am simply following my
    instincts as an android.
[14:31] Group
    Stare...
[14:33] Sophie
    You don't ever give me commands.
[14:35] Sophie
    Yet here you are, ordering Iona around.
[14:38] Sophie
    This isn't fair.
[14:39] Iona
    In that case, let us see which of
    us is more deserving of Master.
[14:44] Blade
    Eh? Eh?!
[14:45] Cu
    I've heard of this!
[14:47] Cu
    This is what they call a scene of carnage!
[14:50] Cu
    Let there be blood!
[14:52] Blade
    I'm begging you,
    please don't cause any trouble.
[14:55] Group
    Is that a command?
[14:57] Blade
    Y-Yeah.
[15:04] Sophie
    Meow.
[15:06] Blade
    No, don't give me that.
[15:08] Blade
    What are you doing?
[15:09] Sophie
    Establishing my character.
[15:10] Sophie
    Do you think I can beat Iona now?
[15:12] Iona
    I see.
[15:13] Iona
    It seems we both had the same idea.
[15:15] Iona
    Let us have a staring contest instead.
[15:18] Sophie
    Just what I wanted.
[15:20] Blade
    I don't care anymore.
[15:26] Earnest
    An unarmed showdown?
[15:28] Claire
    They couldn't settle the staring contest
    even after a whole day had passed.
[15:33] Iona
    It seems I will have to resort to this.
[15:36] Sophie
    Artificial Great Hero Power.
[15:40] Blade
    This is supposed to be unarmed combat!
[15:42] Blade
    Both of you are disqualified.
[15:46] Iona
    Master. Which of us is more skilled?
[15:51] Sophie
    Pick the one that feels nicer.
[15:54] Blade
    I can't tell the difference.
[15:58] Blade
    Huh?
[15:59] Blade
    You're going to watch me as I'm fast asleep?
[16:02] Blade
    What kind of showdown is this, even?
[16:04] Iona
    The one to serve Master must be
    someone who always puts you at ease.
[16:10] Sophie
    Go on, Blade.
[16:11] Sophie
    Sleep like a baby.
[16:14] Blade
    Okay, I'm turning the lights off.
[16:23] Iona
    Feel free to go to sleep if
    you are tired, Miss Sophie.
[16:26] Sophie
    I've undergone sleep training.
[16:29] Sophie
    I can keep going for up to seven days.
[16:31] Iona
    I do not require sleep in the first place.
[16:37] Iona
    It seems we will not decide
    a victor today, either.
[16:40] Sophie
    Agreed.
[16:43] Iona
    Lately, I feel as though I would be
    okay if we never settled this matter.
[16:49] Iona
    I have always been alone.
[16:52] Iona
    Always alone, for such a long time.
[16:56] Iona
    He was the only one who would come visit me.
[16:59] Sophie
    I was all alone as well.
[17:02] Sophie
    All alone in my cage in that dark lab.
[17:06] Sophie
    I was nobody.
[17:08] Sophie
    The single link I had was
    my worth as his replica.
[17:14] Sophie
    I was able to stay linked with the
    world because he was there for me.
[17:18] Sophie
    That's how I felt.
[17:20] Iona
    I also felt the same way.
[17:24] Iona
    It seems that you have become
    someone special to me as well.
[17:29] Iona
    What should I do about this?
[17:31] Sophie
    I'm not sure.
[17:32] Sophie
    But this feeling when I compete against you...
[17:37] Sophie
    Am I having fun?
[17:39] Iona
    I do not know the answer to that question.
[17:41] Iona
    Miss Sophie.
[17:43] Iona
    As a human, you are better equipped to...
[17:44] Sophie
    Sophie.
[17:45] Iona
    Pardon?
[17:47] Sophie
    Just call me Sophie.
[17:49] Sophie
    No title needed.
[17:53] Iona
    Understood, Sophie.
[18:02] Iona
    Good morning, Sophie.
[18:05] Sophie
    Good morning, Iona.
[18:07] Earnest
    Looks like you two are good friends now.
[18:10] Earnest
    Well? Are you having fun at school?
[18:13] Iona
    Yes. Very much so.
[18:16] Blade
    Iona. Show me the counter.
[18:19] Iona
    Is that a command?
[18:21] Blade
    That's right. Show me.
[18:29] Earnest
    It's gone down!
[18:30] Earnest
    But why?
[18:31] Blade
    So it didn't work...
[18:33] Iona
    I would not say that
    there has been no effect.
[18:36] Iona
    The progression of the counter has
    slowed down to one-tenth the speed.
[18:40] Eliza
    Let me take a look.
[18:41] Eliza
    I was afraid that a human as your master
    wouldn't work, not even when it's a superorganism.
[18:47] Eliza
    Looks like there's about 20 hours left.
[18:51] Blade
    What do you want to do?
[18:54] Iona
    I would...
[19:01] Iona
    If possible, until the last moment,
[19:04] Iona
    I would like to be with you
    all for as long as possible.
[19:08] Sophie
    Iona...
[19:10] Iona
    After that, I will go by myself.
[19:12] Iona
    I do not wish to cause
    injury to anyone around me.
[19:18] Yessica
    Let's get the "Send Iona Off
    with a Smile" party underway!
[19:28] Iona
    Is it all right for me to remain here?
[19:32] Sophie
    Yeah.
[19:33] Sophie
    Everyone is trying to
    make your wish come true.
[19:38] Sophie
    So, Iona...
[19:39] Sophie
    You should also enjoy this
    time as much as you can.
[19:43] Sophie
    I don't mean that as a command,
     but as your friend.
[19:46] Iona
    Yes.
[20:03] Yessica
    Anna.
[20:05] Earnest
    Did you find that idiot?
[20:06] Yessica
    We've looked all over the campus,
    but he's nowhere to be found.
[20:11] Earnest
    Where has that Blade gone
    off to at a time like this?
[20:23] Sophie
    Iona!
[20:27] Iona
    Thank you very much for today.
[20:30] Iona
    I am destined to expire soon.
[20:32] Iona
    What meaning is there in appending a
    meager amount of data to my memory?
[20:38] Iona
    At first, I could not understand it.
[20:40] Iona
    However, after spending time with you all,
[20:43] Iona
    in the moment before destruction,
    I see myself for the first time
[20:48] Iona
    and feel as though I understand you humans.
[20:52] Iona
    Sophie.
[20:53] Iona
    I was less than human, but thanks to you,
     I was able to become human.
[21:01] Iona
    Please give Master my regards.
[21:04] Iona
    Claire.
[21:05] Iona
    I still remember the warmth of your hands.
[21:08] Iona
    Yessica.
[21:09] Iona
    I would have liked to have
    more girl talk with you.
[21:12] Iona
    Mao.
[21:13] Iona
    I leave it to you to eradicate Master.
[21:16] Iona
    Cu.
[21:17] Iona
    It is fine to be mischievous,
     so please grow to be fine and mighty.
[21:23] Iona
    Finally, Earnest...
[21:27] Iona
    The truth is that I am scared.
[21:31] Iona
    I do not want to go away.
[21:37] Iona
    Help me.
[21:40] Earnest
    I'm sorry, Iona!
[21:41] Sophie
    I'm so sorry.
[21:42] Iona
    Do not forget me!
[21:43] Iona
    Please, do not forget me!
[21:46] Claire
    I won't forget you!
[21:47] Yessica
    I won't, either!
[21:48] Earnest
    I won't forget!
[21:49] Sophie
    I won't forget you. I swear.
[21:53] Iona
    Thank you.
[21:54] Iona
    Farewell.
[22:03] Earnest
    Huh?
[22:05] Sophie
    She's not detonating.
[22:06] Eliza
    What's going on here?
[22:08] Eliza
    It should already be time.
[22:14] Blade
    Oh, this is where it leads?
[22:17] Blade
    Huh? Where's the party?
[22:19] Blade
    Wait, is there no food left for me?
[22:23] Earnest
    Blade!
[22:24] Earnest
    Where have you been this whole time,
    skipping the party like that?!
[22:28] Blade
    Ah, I went to go see Mother.
[22:30] Earnest
    What?
[22:31] Iona
    Why?
[22:32] Blade
    Well, you were gonna explode
    because Mother fired you, right?
[22:37] Blade
    That's why...
[22:38] Blade
    I went to go persuade her.
[22:40] Blade
    With a bit of brute force, as well.
[22:45] Iona
    The connection with Mother has been restored.
[22:48] Earnest
    Does that mean...
[22:49] Iona
    Currently, the self-destruct program...
[22:53] Iona
    has met none of its parameters to activate.
[22:58] Iona
    Sophie, I...
[23:00] Sophie
    Yes.
[23:01] Sophie
    What you want most right now.
[23:04] Sophie
    You should go and do it.
[23:09] Earnest
    If that was the case—
[23:10] Iona
    Master!
[23:11] Iona
    Master! Master!
[23:14] Iona
    Master!
[23:15] Iona
    Master!
[23:16] Mao
    Well? Not going to stop her?
[23:18] Earnest
    Just for today...
[23:19] Iona
    Master!
[23:22] Blade
    Can't breathe...
[23:24] Iona
    Master!
[23:25] Earnest
    I changed my mind after all!
[23:27] Earnest
    Get off!
[23:28] Earnest
    Get off him!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Superorganism Suppression Committee

E9 - The Superorganism Suppression Committee

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SIGN    Rosewood Academy
[00:02] Earnest
    The battle royale: a special
    program at Rosewood Academy.
SIGN    Testing Ground No. 2
[00:05] Sophie
    A valuable exercise where each student uses
    the fruits of their training to compete.
[00:10] Maria
    Or at least it was supposed to be...
[00:13] Cu
    Parent's gone and won all by himself!
[00:17] Leonard
    Have no fear! I'm still here!
[00:19] Leonard
    With my drill lance's Absolute Defense!
[00:23] Blade
    Ah, that move is a real pain in the neck.
[00:27] Clay
    Do your best, Leonard!
[00:28] Kassim
    You're the last one standing!
[00:30] Kassim
    Avenge us!
[00:32] Yessica
    Would it hurt to lose every
    once in a while, Blade?
[00:34] Group
    Take the loss! Take the loss!
[00:35] Blade
    Why am I the bad guy here?
[00:37] Iona
    That is because almost everyone
    here was defeated by you, Master.
[00:41] Blade
    Ah, well, I guess that makes sense.
[00:43] Maria
    Leonard!
[00:45] Maria
    Please give it all you've got!
[00:47] Leonard
    Even if we may both fall here...
[00:49] Leonard
    I swear to bring victory upon your name,
     my lord, Earnest Flaming!
[00:54] Claire
    Leonard! You can do it!
[00:57] Claire
    C'mon! Anna, cheer him on!
[00:59] Earnest
    Huh? Leonard hasn't been knocked out yet?
[01:02] Earnest
    Why's he of all people still standing?
[01:05] Yessica
    Blade's the kind who leaves
    his carrots for last.
[01:09] Earnest
    Oh, he puts off the things he hates?
[01:13] Maria
    Leonard! Get back on your feet!
[01:15] Earnest
    Cut it out with that skeleton!
[01:18] Leonard
    Here I go!
[01:23] Clay
    Knew it.
[01:25] Kassim
    We're talking about Leonard here.
[01:29] Leonard
    Say what you will, but I still have my lord!
[01:33] Earnest
    I can finally eat now!
[01:39] Blade
    Hey, let's go grab some food.
[01:41] Leonard
    Thank you.
[01:43] Leonard
    I really don't stand a chance against you.
[02:00] [SONG] Sign
    I look in your eyes, and I'm met with
[02:04] [SONG] Sign
    A brand-new me and dream
[02:18] [SONG] Sign
    Bravery? Naturally?
[02:21] [SONG] Sign
    Polar opposites within the heart
[02:24] [SONG] Sign
    But, you know, wanting to have both
[02:26] [SONG] Sign
    That's the saga of human nature
[02:29] [SONG] Sign
    Oh no, don't mind me
[02:31] [SONG] Sign
    Go ahead, and so on, you know the rest
[02:34] [SONG] Sign
    A little more? Wait, even harder?!
[02:37] [SONG] Sign
    Going overboard much?
[02:40] [SONG] Sign
    Those selfish emotions deep down
[02:42] [SONG] Sign
    Bringing them to light is
    what friendship's about
[02:44] [SONG] Sign
    Spending adolescence duking it out with pals
[02:47] [SONG] Sign
    I don't wanna lose
[02:51] [SONG] Sign
    We're off to the cutting edge moment
[02:54] [SONG] Sign
    Fight with best friends, and leave no regrets
[02:58] [SONG] Sign
    You should laugh, since
    you look best with a smile
[03:03] [SONG] Sign
    On the ropes?! No matter
    what we face, et cetera
[03:08] [SONG] Sign
    Just sit back and enjoy it
[03:11] [SONG] Sign
    Whatever may come, I'll
    be here to protect you
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    The Superorganism Suppression Committee
SIGN    Rosewood Academy Residence Hall
SIGN    Maria's Room, Bath
[03:40] Mao
    Hm... You of all people...
[03:43] Maria
    Mao.
[03:44] Mao
    Oh, I was just a bit surprised.
SIGN    Leonard's Room
[03:55] Leonard
    Well... I had already realized it.
[03:58] Leonard
    Blade really is so strong.
[04:01] Leonard
    There will always be someone better.
[04:03] Leonard
    I know that's only obvious.
[04:07] Leonard
    If I can defeat Blade,
     I'm sure that the Empress...

[04:16] Leonard
    Can I defeat him?
[04:18] Leonard
    That's right! I should begin
    by repairing my weapon!
SIGN    Rosewood Academy
SIGN    Courtyard
[04:30] Maria
    Are you okay with this?
[04:32] Maria
    Is something the matter, Maria?
[04:33] Maria
    You want to defeat Blade, but you can't.
[04:37] Maria
    You lost to him, but you're
    calmly laughing it off.
[04:40] Maria
    Are you okay just staying like this?
[04:43] Leonard
    You wouldn't understand.
[04:44] Maria
    I can't say I do.
[04:46] Maria
    I don't want to be behind Blade.
[04:49] Maria
    What I want is to stand by his side.
[04:53] Maria
    It's frustrating to lose to him,
[04:55] Maria
    though I've never actually faced him.
[04:58] Maria
    But I swear that one day, I'll stand at his side
     because of my own ability.
[05:03] Leonard
    Could it be that you...
[05:05] Maria
    Ah, no! I-I didn't mean it in that way!
[05:08] Maria
    It's like Mao always says!
[05:11] Maria
    I shall be the one to kill you!
[05:13] Maria
    It's like that!
[05:14] Maria
    A declaration of rivalry!
[05:20] Leonard
    Do you want to kill Blade?
[05:22] Maria
    Huh?!
[05:22] Maria
    N-No, I don't want to do that at all!
[05:25] Maria
    I'm sure Mao doesn't really
    want to kill him, either!
[05:28] Maria
    Huh? That part is true?
[05:29] Maria
    Seriously?!
[05:31] Leonard
    I've come to my senses.
[05:33] Leonard
    You said all that to try and
     light a fire under me.
[05:37] Maria
    When I saw you trying to put
    yourself down compared to Blade...
[05:42] Maria
    I couldn't bear to see you cast aside
     your desire to rival him, and defeat him.
[05:48] Maria
    I'm sorry!
[05:49] Maria
    I was being selfish.
[05:52] Leonard
    Please, raise your head.
[05:53] Leonard
    I should be the one thanking you.
[05:56] Leonard
    I must defeat him at any cost.
[06:03] Leonard
    Or else my lord will not
    see fit to look my way.
[06:08] Maria
    I'm rooting for you!
[06:11] Leonard
    I'll be rooting for you, as well.
[06:12] Maria
    Yes!
[06:12] Eliza
    Hold it right there for just one moment!
[06:15] Eliza
    Rooting this, rooting that.
[06:17] Eliza
    Give me a break.
[06:18] Eliza
    So it amounts to nothing more than idealism?
[06:20] Eliza
    How laughable.
[06:21] Eliza
    Utterly preposterous.
[06:24] Eliza
    Pretend to be friends all you want!
[06:26] Eliza
    Live up your youth all you want!
[06:27] Eliza
    Heck, be as idealistic as you want!
[06:29] Eliza
    However!
[06:30] Eliza
    Do you think you can beat that
    superorganism like that?!
[06:35] Leonard
    Huh? W-Well, um...
[06:37] Mao
    Hm?
[06:38] Eliza
    I don't mean to criticize you.
[06:40] Eliza
    But if you seriously want
    to take that thing down,
[06:43] Eliza
    I can lend a hand.
[06:47] Eliza
    Yes, with a realistic plan
     instead of idealism!
[06:50] Eliza
    Using this gray matter of mine!
[06:54] Leonard
    Thanks, um...
[06:57] Mao
    Who are you?
[06:59] Eliza
    Eliza!
[07:03] Leonard
    Heaven and earth alike shall not
    tolerate this transcended being!
SIGN    First Superorganism Suppression Committee Session
SIGN    Chairman: Leonard
[07:10] Leonard
    I thank you all for gathering
    here on this day.
SIGN    Empress: Earnest
[07:14] Earnest
    Hey, why are you the chairman?
SIGN    Gray Matter: Eliza
[07:17] Eliza
    More like, Empress, why are you here?
SIGN    Demon King's Daughter: Maria
[07:20] Maria
    Because this meeting
    is about defeating Blade!
[07:22] Earnest
    I want to beat him to a bloody pulp!
SIGN    Guardian: Iona
[07:24] Iona
    Eradication is my specialty.
[07:26] Kassim
    Whatever, let's just get it over with!
SIGN    Assassin: Kassim
SIGN    Swordsman: Clay
[07:27] Clay
    Yeah!
[07:30] Leonard
    Though we share not the day of our births,
    we swear here an oath of fellowship,
[07:35] Leonard
    to challenge the transcended
    one who defies logic—
[07:36] Earnest
    What the heck does that mean?
[07:40] Maria
    Leonard!
[07:41] Maria
    Guts! You've got to show some guts!
[07:43] Leonard
    Guts!
[07:45] Leonard
    In other words!
[07:46] Leonard
    All of us may have different motives,
    but we all want to beat the superorganism!
SIGN    Artificial Hero: Sophitia Femto
SIGN    Baby Dragon: Cu Chulainn
[07:51] Sophie
    I'm fine as long as Blade is happy.
[07:54] Cu
    Parent!
[07:57] Leonard
    D-Does anyone here have
    a specific plan in mind?
SIGN    Healer: Claire
SIGN    Spy: Yessica
[08:01] Yessica
    Here!
[08:02] Yessica
    Attack him in his sleep!
[08:03] Claire
    Poison him?
[08:04] Earnest
    What? That's cowardly.
[08:06] Eliza
    No, there's nothing cowardly about it.
[08:08] Eliza
    In fact, wouldn't you say that being a
    superorganism is about as cowardly as it gets?
[08:13] Group
    Mm-hmm.
[08:15] Cu
    Mm-hmm!
SIGN    Illustrative Footage from Superorganism Simulator
[08:16] Eliza
    We feeble humans are trying
    to take on a superorganism!
[08:20] Eliza
    It's only natural that we use whatever
    methods are available to us!
[08:23] Earnest
    I want to fight him fair and square.
[08:26] Earnest
    I mean, Blade only ever uses a sword.
[08:30] Earnest
    Why don't we challenge him with weapons
    he'd be weak against, like lances or bows?
[08:34] Claire
    How's that different from attacking
    him in his sleep or poisoning him?
[08:39] Leonard
    Um, look...
[08:41] Leonard
    What my lord is saying is that, well...
[08:43] Leonard
    We should each face him with
    whatever methods we see fit.
[08:48] Leonard
    That's what she means, yep.
[08:49] Earnest
    Y-Yeah, that's right!
[08:51] Earnest
    That's what I meant to say!
[08:54] Sophie
    Really?
[08:55] Earnest
    Really!
[08:56] Leonard
    Ladies and gentlemen!
[08:58] Leonard
    Let us declare here our vow to defeat Blade,
    and achieve victory without fail!
[09:05] Leonard
    All in the name of suppressing
    the superorganism in battle!
SIGN    Rosewood Academy, Testing Ground No. 2
SIGN    Super Drill Lance Mk. II
[09:13] Earnest
    Let's fight fair and square!
[09:15] Earnest
    Prepare yourself, Blade!
[09:18] Earnest
    Here I go!
SIGN    Second Superorganism Suppression Committee Session
[09:23] Earnest
    Thanks for letting me use your lance.
[09:24] Leonard
    I'd just fixed this thing!
[09:26] Yessica
    I'm up next!
SIGN    Rosewood Academy Residence Hall, Late at Night
[09:28] Yessica
    There's no point fighting
    him when he's awake.
SIGN    Blade's Bedroom
[09:32] Yessica
    Okay, he's fast asleep!
[09:34] Yessica
    Good, good...
[09:38] Yessica
    Huh? Iona?
[09:39] Yessica
    H-Hey, hey! Wait, wait, wait! Wait!
SIGN    Third Superorganism Suppression Committee Session
[09:48] Yessica
    Hey, I thought we were on the same side.
[09:50] Iona
    That was an automatic function.
[09:52] Yessica
    It's no good when he's asleep, either?
[09:54] Leonard
    Then I'll take him on next!
SIGN    Full Armor Drill Lance Perfect Pack Repair
[09:57] Leonard
    With my renovated lance!
[10:00] Leonard
    Blade!
[10:01] Leonard
    Today is the day that I surpass you!
[10:02] Blade
    I really think you should just give up.
[10:05] Leonard
    Enough talk!
[10:06] Leonard
    Now face me in a fair fight!
[10:13] Blade
    Yeesh...
SIGN    Fourth Superorganism Suppression Committee Session
[10:17] Leonard
    Duct tape ain't gonna cut it, huh?!
[10:18] Maria
    Mao and I will avenge the chairman!
SIGN    Rosewood Academy Cafeteria
[10:24] Maria
    You're wide... open!
[10:27] Mao
    Have you forgotten that
    I am the one who will kill—
[10:31] Mao
    In the middle of my introduction...
[10:33] Mao
    How cowardly...
SIGN    Fifth Superorganism Suppression Committee Session
[10:35] Maria
    Mao, you talk too much.
SIGN    Testing Ground No. 2, Once Again
[10:38] Sophie
    These are my only weapons.
SIGN    Sixth Superorganism Suppression Committee Session
[10:45] Sophie
    I'm fine as long as Blade is happy.
SIGN    Rosewood Academy Cafeteria
[10:48] Claire
    Hi-yah!
SIGN    Seventh Superorganism Suppression Committee Session
[10:54] Claire
    I knew it...
[10:55] Kassim
    If we're together...
SIGN    Testing Ground No. 2
[10:57] Clay
    We have nothing to fear!
[11:01] Group
    Ah!
[11:02] Group
    Look, over there, a naked lady!
[11:06] Blade
    So what if there's a naked lady?
SIGN    Eighth Superorganism Suppression Committee Session
[11:10] Kassim
    Naked...
[11:11] Clay
    Lady...
SIGN    Rosewood Academy Cafeteria
[11:13] Cu
    Prepare yourself, Parent!
[11:16] Cu
    It's too spicy!
[11:18] Blade
    It's good, you know?
[11:19] Maria
    Eek! I've tripped!
SIGN    Operation Klutzy Dumbbell Accident
[11:21] Maria
    Whoopsie-daisy!
[11:23] Maria
    It didn't work.
[11:24] Blade
    Are you okay?
[11:25] Yessica
    Go!
SIGN    Rock-Paper-Scissors
[11:26] Earnest
    Here we go!
[11:28] Earnest
    Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[11:29] Earnest
    Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[11:31] Earnest
    Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
[11:33] Earnest
    Shoot!
[11:34] Earnest
    Shoot!
[11:34] Earnest
    Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
[11:35] Earnest
    Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot!
SIGN    Rosewood Academy Infirmary
[11:38] Doctor
    Looks like tenosynovitis.
[11:39] Earnest
    His wrists are way too strong!
[11:42] Doctor
    You just suck at rock-paper-scissors.
[11:44] Earnest
    So hot!
SIGN    Endurance Contest
[11:47] Earnest
    -Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
[11:48] Blade
    -Don't overdo it.
SIGN    Endurance Contest 2
[11:49] Earnest
    -No way, no way, no way, no way!
[11:51] Blade
    -Why'd you even try it?
[11:53] Leonard
    My lord!
SIGN    Endurance Contest 3
[11:55] Earnest
    That lousy superorganism!
SIGN    Eleventh Superorganism Suppression Committee Session
[11:58] Yessica
    -Anna...
[11:58] Earnest
    -That stupid moron!
[11:59] Claire
    -Let's calm down.
[12:01] Earnest
    I know. Let's draw lots next.
[12:04] Earnest
    We'll fill it with only losing lots,
    and then Blade can...
[12:08] Leonard
    Everyone, what was our original goal again?
[12:13] Yessica
    I forgot!
[12:14] Claire
    Um...
[12:14] Iona
    Searching...
[12:16] Earnest
    I want to defeat him!
[12:17] Earnest
    Beat him to a bloody pulp!
[12:19] Earnest
    And then make him say,
    "Earnest, you're so strong!"
[12:22] Earnest
    Argh!
[12:23] Leonard
    That's right.
[12:24] Leonard
    However, my lord...
[12:26] Leonard
    In the search to be recognized,
    rather than victory,
[12:31] Leonard
    could it be that the very process
    is what truly gives it meaning?
[12:34] Maria
    Leonard...
[12:35] Yessica
    Wow, I never thought you'd talk back to Anna!
[12:38] Earnest
    None of that matters if you don't win!
[12:40] Earnest
    We need to beat him at least once!
[12:41] Earnest
    I don't care what it is, as long as we win!
[12:43] Earnest
    I just want to make him say uncle!
[12:45] Earnest
    Argh!
[12:46] Leonard
    "Say uncle"?
[12:48] Iona
    Say uncle.
[12:49] Iona
    In ancient language,
     it means "to admit defeat."
[12:52] Iona
    In that case, it is possible.
[12:54] (Flashback) Blade
    I give, I give!
[12:56] (Flashback) Blade
    I admit defeat.
[12:57] Maria
    You're right! He said he gave up!
[12:59] Earnest
    You're right!
[13:00] Leonard
    You're right!
[13:03] Eliza
    The core of that strategy was that
    we used Iona's life as a hostage.
[13:08] Iona
    Yes.
[13:09] Iona
    This means that if we take
    hostages this time as well,
[13:11] Iona
    it should be possible to defeat Master.
[13:16] Maria
    Leonard? What's wrong?
[13:19] Leonard
    Well... taking hostages...
[13:21] Earnest
    We can defeat Blade!
[13:22] Earnest
    I'll drink swamp water
    if that's what it takes!
[13:24] Earnest
    Got it?!
[13:26] Leonard
    What unbridled passion!
[13:28] Leonard
    I understand, my lord.
[13:30] Leonard
    If that is your wish, I will spare no effort.
[13:32] Earnest
    Let's do it, everyone!
[13:38] Leonard
    My drill is burning up as it spins!
[13:40] Group
    Huh...
SIGN    Superorganism Suppression Committee, Operation Hostage
[13:45] Doctor
    As you can see,
[13:46] Doctor
    the medical approach here is fundamentally
    different from that of healing magic.
[13:51] Doctor
    Knowing how to heal the
    human body can come in handy.
[13:54] Doctor
    If you know how to heal it,
     you also know how to injure it.
[13:59] Cu
    I know that!
[14:01] Blade
    Hey, Leonard and the others aren't here.
[14:04] Earnest
    What?
[14:04] Earnest
    Th-That's not true!
[14:06] Yessica
    Oh, you know!
[14:07] Yessica
    Those three had to go run an errand, I think!
[14:10] Blade
    What kind of errand?
[14:11] Claire
    You don't need to worry about that, Blade.
[14:14] Claire
    Nope.
[14:16] Kassim
    Look here!
[14:18] Kassim
    This place is under our control now!
[14:20] Clay
    Now!
[14:21] Leonard
    Now!
[14:22] Blade
    What is that?
[14:23] Earnest
    Ah! Those are...
[14:25] Earnest
    Terrorists!
[14:27] Kassim
    We're terrorists!
[14:28] Clay
    Terrorists!
[14:29] Leonard
    Terrorists!
[14:31] Blade
    Terrorists?
[14:32] Sophie
    It refers to people who use violence
    to achieve their political goals.
[14:37] Blade
    Political?
[14:38] Cu
    Political!
[14:40] Blade
    I don't get it.
[14:41] Earnest
    It means they're rowdy and rude!
[14:43] Blade
    I see.
[14:44] Cu
    I see!
[14:45] Doctor
    Who are you people?!
[14:47] Kassim
    Just shut up and do as we say!
[14:49] Clay
    Sorry, there's a reason for all this,
    so please play along!
[14:52] Doctor
    What?
[14:53] Leonard
    If this doesn't concern you, get out!
[14:56] Kassim
    Get out!
[14:58] Clay
    Get out!
[14:59] Earnest
    You need to stay in here!
[15:01] Blade
    Why? What's going on?
[15:03] Earnest
    Can't you tell?!
[15:04] Earnest
    They've taken our teacher hostage!
[15:06] Blade
    Hostage?
[15:07] Cu
    Hostage!
[15:09] Kassim
    She's our hostage!
[15:10] Clay
    Hostage!
[15:11] Doctor
    Oh, no! Help me, Blade!
[15:15] Doctor
    Blade!
[15:17] Doctor
    Blade!
[15:19] Doctor
    Blade!
[15:20] Group
    Huh? No fair.
[15:22] Earnest
    You, there!
[15:23] Earnest
    If you're going to take a hostage,
    it should be me!
[15:24] Yessica
    No, me!
[15:25] Claire
    Me, too! Me, too!
[15:26] Kassim
    H-Hey.
[15:28] Clay
    Why did you come over here?!
[15:29] Maria
    No fair, I want in, too!
[15:31] Iona
    As a high-spec machine, I am
    best suited to be held hostage.
[15:34] Iona
    My performance—
[15:35] Eliza
    If we're talking high-spec,
    it should be a genius like me!
[15:39] Sophie
    I'm fine as long as Blade is happy.
[15:41] Earnest
    Hey! You can't all come over here!
[15:43] Maria
    You're the one who came over first!
[15:45] Earnest
    Boo! Boo!
[15:46] Claire
    I want Blade to save me, too!
[15:49] Iona
    As a beloved, high-spec character, I am...
[15:51] Eliza
    I was the one who proposed the idea!
[15:53] Sophie
    I'm fine as long as Blade is happy.
[15:55] Doctor
    Must be nice to be young.
[15:57] Earnest
    Sophie!
[15:57] Earnest
    If you're fine with it,
    then you get out of here!
[15:59] Sophie
    I'm fine. I'm fine.
[16:00] Maria
    It's not fair!
[16:02] Yessica
    What the heck are we doing?
[16:03] Eliza
    We might have a chance with this!
[16:04] Claire
    Don't think about it too hard.
[16:05] Iona
    Master, please give me a command.
[16:07] Doctor
    You can all live up your youth without me.
[16:09] Clay
    Ah, sure.
[16:11] Earnest
    Oh, I've been taken hostage!
[16:14] Earnest
    H-Help me!
[16:15] Blade
    Hey, Cu.
[16:16] Cu
    What is it, Parent?
[16:18] Blade
    What do you think the word "hostage" means?
[16:20] Cu
    Non-perishable food?
[16:22] Blade
    Non-perishable food, huh?
[16:24] Earnest
    Eek, help me!
[16:24] Blade
    Those terrorists came here to accomplish
    their political goals with violence, right?
[16:27] Earnest
    Blade! Blade! Help me!
[16:31] Cu
    Political!
[16:31] Earnest
    Hurry!
[16:33] Earnest
    I'm so scared!
[16:33] Blade
    And they took the girls hostage,
    to keep them as non-perishable food.
[16:34] Earnest
    Huh? Blade?
[16:36] Earnest
    Huh? What are you doing?
[16:37] Earnest
    Blade, hurry!
[16:37] Cu
    Exactly!
[16:39] Cu
    You're so smart, Parent!
[16:41] Blade
    I see.
[16:42] Blade
    I don't get it at all.
[16:44] Cu
    Don't get it at all!
[16:45] Earnest
    You nincompoop!
[16:47] Earnest
    Blockhead!
[16:48] Earnest
    Big fat dumb idiot!
[16:49] Earnest
    Superorganism!
[16:50] Earnest
    Your precious Earnest is in trouble!
[16:52] Earnest
    Take things a little more seriously!
[16:54] Claire
    We're in trouble, too!
[16:56] Maria
    Just look at us!
[16:57] Iona
    My hands and feet and tentacles are tied.
[16:58] Sophie
    Blade, are you happy?
[16:59] Eliza
    I came up with this idea!
[17:01] Yessica
    This is so funny!
[17:02] Claire
    Let's be serious here!
[17:04] Group
    Eek! Help us!
[17:08] Blade
    Terrorists. Political. Violence.
[17:13] Blade
    Hostages. Non-perishable food.
[17:16] Blade
    I still don't get it.
[17:17] Cu
    Don't get it!
[17:18] Earnest
    Stop it with the non-perishable food!
[17:20] Claire
    Are you okay with us being eaten?!
[17:22] Iona
    I am a good source of iron.
[17:24] Group
    Eek! Help us!
[17:26] Clay
    H-Hurry up and surrender!
[17:28] Blade
    Hey, can I ask you something?
[17:30] Clay
    Wh-What?
[17:31] Blade
    What have you been doing this whole time?
[17:33] Blade
    Clay. Kassim. Leonard.
[17:35] Group
    Wham bam boom!
[17:37] Kassim
    You knew it was us?!
[17:38] Clay
    Since when?
[17:39] Blade
    Hm, from the start?
[17:41] Leonard
    H-How?!
[17:43] Blade
    I mean, you can tell from the way
    you walk and stuff, can't you?
[17:46] Group
    Ah...
[17:47] Kassim
    Damn it! Take a hint,
    you lousy superorganism!
[17:50] Clay
    Damn it! This was so embarrassing!
[17:52] Leonard
    So this is where it ends, huh?!
[17:54] Blade
    See, told you.
[17:56] Group
    Damn it!
[17:57] Blade
    So? What were you planning to
    do by taking the girls hostage?
[18:01] Clay
    We're still going?
[18:03] Kassim
    Use them as non-perishable food, of course!
[18:06] Earnest
    Really?!
[18:07] Blade
    Won't you reconsider it?
[18:08] Blade
    You shouldn't be eating your friends.
[18:10] Claire
    Wait, is Operation Hostage working?
[18:14] Kassim
    In that case...
[18:16] Kassim
    These boobs...
[18:17] Kassim
    and these boobs...
[18:18] Kassim
    belong to me!
[18:20] Earnest
    You should know when to stop!
[18:27] Clay
    W-Well, Blade?
[18:29] Clay
    Give up? Do you give up?!
[18:31] Blade
    Why?
[18:33] Clay
    Not giving up, huh?
[18:36] Leonard
    We know that you're weak against hostages.
[18:40] Leonard
    When you fought Iona,
     you couldn't lay a finger on her.
[18:42] Leonard
    Come now, admit your defeat!
[18:43] Cu
    Admit your defeat!
[18:45] Blade
    That was true back then,
    but it won't work this time.
[18:50] Leonard
    Putting up a bold front.
[18:51] Leonard
    What can you possibly do here?
[18:53] Leonard
    My lord!
[18:55] Leonard
    If I may.
[18:56] Earnest
    Please do.
[18:59] Earnest
    Ah! Help me!
[19:01] Earnest
    He's going to kill me!
[19:04] Leonard
    If I can't have you to myself,
    then I'll be the one to...
[19:08] Claire
    Leonard...
[19:09] Claire
    His eyes are dead serious.
[19:12] Clay
    Give up? Give up yet?!
[19:14] Cu
    Give up yet?
[19:15] Kassim
    Blade, what will you do?!
[19:17] Cu
    What will you do?
[19:18] Group
    What will you do?!
[19:23] Blade
    I'll do this.
[19:29] Earnest
    Huh?
[19:30] Kassim
    Eh?
[19:33] Blade
    There, disarmed.
[19:34] Leonard
    Wh-What did you do?!
[19:37] Blade
    I sliced up just your weapons
    and armor with my slashes.
SIGN    Penetrating Force Demonstration Video
[19:40] Blade
    It's an application of penetrating force.
[19:42] Leonard
    M-My word!
[19:44] Maria
    Th-That's completely absurd!
[19:46] Earnest
    This damn superorganism!
[19:49] Earnest
    Now that it's come to this...
[19:52] Blade
    Now what?
[19:59] Earnest
    We'll all attack him at once!
[20:02] Blade
    Oh? Hm? Oh?!
[20:07] Blade
    So what was all this, anyway?
[20:10] Maria
    Pretending to be terrorists.
[20:13] Blade
    I get it now!
[20:14] Blade
    So this was all make-believe!
[20:16] Blade
    This is my first time playing
    a make-believe game!
[20:20] Blade
    Oh, did I do it right?
[20:22] Blade
    I don't know all the rules!
[20:23] Claire
    You did just fine.
[20:25] Yessica
    Man, that's hilarious.
[20:27] Maria
    I think I broke something.
[20:28] Kassim
    I broke some bones.
[20:29] Clay
    Me, too.
[20:30] Iona
    Master, you are wonderful
    when you show no mercy.
[20:32] Eliza
    Looks like we didn't stand a chance.
[20:34] Cu
    That's Parent for you!
[20:36] Sophie
    I'm fine as long as Blade is happy.
[20:39] Leonard
    I hate this, but...
[20:42] Blade
    Terrorists, will you
    show up tomorrow as well?
[20:45] Group
    No more!
[20:53] Earnest
    I won't ever give up!
[20:56] Leonard
    My lord!
[21:00] Leonard
    Ladies and gentlemen!
SIGN    334th Superorganism Suppression Committee Session
[21:01] Leonard
    Let us begin our 334th session!
[21:04] Eliza
    We're still doing this?
[21:05] Leonard
    Of course!
[21:07] Leonard
    We are the Superorganism
    Suppression Committee!
[21:09] Leonard
    Until we achieve our long-held dream,
     we will never give up!
[21:13] Earnest
    Exactly!
[21:15] Earnest
    I see you in a new light, Leonard.
[21:17] Leonard
    If it's for my lord...
[21:19] Yessica
    He sure has it rough.
[21:21] Claire
    Does Anna not realize
    Leonard's feelings for her?
[21:24] Maria
    Leonard, hang in there!
[21:26] Eliza
    Um, can't we give it up?
[21:29] Earnest
    No! This is our calling!
[21:32] Leonard
    Indeed!
[21:33] Leonard
    For man, as man alone,
     to surpass the superorganism!
[21:37] Leonard
    Let's work hard together.
[21:38] Earnest
    I'll make him say it for sure!
[21:40] Earnest
    "Earnest, you're amazing!"
[21:41] Earnest
    Prepare yourself, Blade!
[21:42] Leonard
    Together...
[21:43] Earnest
    I'll do all I can to make Blade cry!
[21:46] Earnest
    And say, "Earnest, I give up! Boo-hoo!"
[21:50] Leonard
    Boo-hoo...
[21:51] Eliza
    The chairman looks like he's
    going to burst into tears.
[21:53] Yessica
    Boo-hoo...
[21:55] Claire
    I feel so sorry for him.
[21:56] Earnest
    Say uncle already, Blade!
[21:59] Leonard
    Uncle!
[21:59] Earnest
    Why are you saying it?!
[22:01] Leonard
    Uncle!
[22:18] [SONG] Sign
    The sunny disposition that
    brings a smile to your face
[22:23] [SONG] Sign
    As well as the heroic sense of justice
[22:29] [SONG] Sign
    They may be a part of me,
    but that's not all there is
[22:34] [SONG] Sign
    That image of me
[22:37] [SONG] Sign
    Has taken on a life of its own
[22:40] [SONG] Sign
    Hey, wait up
[22:42] [SONG] Sign
    Won't you be friends with me?
[22:45] [SONG] Sign
    Let's shake hands, another self of mine
[22:50] [SONG] Sign
    The wounds we cannot bear alone
[22:53] [SONG] Sign
    The dangers that we keep hidden
[22:55] [SONG] Sign
    We're all hiding them within
[22:58] [SONG] Sign
    Standing ready to strike
[23:01] [SONG] Sign
    The shadow lurking beneath the light
[23:03] [SONG] Sign
    The muffled sounds coming from my lips
[23:08] [SONG] Sign
    They make me feel that I am alive
[23:13] [SONG] Sign
    It's a sign
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    I'm Looking for Something Tastier than Me

E10 - I'm Looking for Something Tastier than Me

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[00:00] Lunch Lady
    Here, thanks for waiting.
[00:02] Blade
    Thanks!
[00:03] Girl Student A
    Happy birthday!
[00:06] Girl Student B
    Oh, thank you!
[00:08] Boy Student A
    This is from us!
[00:08] Blade
    Hey, what are they doing?
[00:11] Earnest
    It's a birthday celebration.
[00:13] Blade
    Huh, how festive.
[00:16] Blade
    So, what's a birthday?
[00:17] Earnest
    Huh?
[00:20] Earnest
    The problem is that Blade doesn't
    know when his own birthday is.
[00:24] Claire
    That means we can't celebrate it.
[00:27] Dione
    Truth be told, we don't
    know his exact age, either.
[00:31] Dione
    He could already stand and walk
    by the time they found him.
[00:34] Dione
    We assumed he was one year old,
    which would make him 17 now.
[00:38] Maria
    Oh, in that case,
[00:39] Maria
    do you know the day that they found him?
[00:43] Dione
    I believe the Great— Wait, no!
[00:46] Dione
    Blade told me about it was once.
[00:49] Dione
    It's coming up in about a month.
[00:51] Sophie
    I heard that when they found him,
    he was holding a sword.
[00:55] Earnest
    Ah, so that's why he's named Blade.
[00:57] Claire
    Does that mean he'd be Lance
    if it had been a lance?
[01:01] Yessica
    Club if it was a club?
[01:04] Yessica
    Man, that's hilarious!
[01:06] Earnest
    Now all we need is something
    Blade would like.
[01:09] Claire
    What would he want?
[01:11] Earnest
    How about tonkatsu curry?
[01:13] Yessica
    I'm pretty sure that won't do.
[01:15] Earnest
    I-I know that!
[01:16] Earnest
    I just can't think of anything else.
[01:19] King
    I see!
[01:22] King
    Tonkatsu curry as a present!
[01:25] King
    Nothing wrong with some tasty food!
[01:27] King
    Everyone loves it! I do, too!
[01:31] Yessica
    Um, Your Majesty...
[01:32] Yessica
    He can get tonkatsu curry in the cafeteria.
[01:35] King
    What if it wasn't normal, then?
[01:37] King
    Yes!
[01:37] King
    You just need to prepare a special,
    royal tonkatsu curry for him!
[01:42] Earnest
    Huh?
[01:47] King
    Now, behold!
[01:51] King
    This is the Royal Pantry,
    the pride of our kingdom!
[01:55] Earnest
    Hey, what's going on?!
[01:57] King
    You'll be getting some
    hands-on training in here.
[02:01] King
    Go on and eat your fill of delicious foods!
[02:05] Group
    What?!
[02:13] [SONG] Sign
    I look in your eyes, and I'm met with
[02:17] [SONG] Sign
    A brand-new me and dream
[02:31] [SONG] Sign
    Bravery? Naturally?
[02:34] [SONG] Sign
    Polar opposites within the heart
[02:37] [SONG] Sign
    But, you know, wanting to have both
[02:39] [SONG] Sign
    That's the saga of human nature
[02:42] [SONG] Sign
    Oh no, don't mind me
[02:44] [SONG] Sign
    Go ahead, and so on, you know the rest
[02:47] [SONG] Sign
    A little more? Wait, even harder?!
[02:50] [SONG] Sign
    Going overboard much?
[02:53] [SONG] Sign
    Those selfish emotions deep down
[02:55] [SONG] Sign
    Bringing them to light is what friendship's about
[02:57] [SONG] Sign
    Spending adolescence duking it out with pals
[03:00] [SONG] Sign
    I don't wanna lose
[03:04] [SONG] Sign
    We're off to the cutting edge moment
[03:07] [SONG] Sign
    Fight with best friends, and leave no regrets
[03:11] [SONG] Sign
    You should laugh, since you look best with a smile
[03:16] [SONG] Sign
    On the ropes?! No matter what we face, et cetera
[03:21] [SONG] Sign
    Just sit back and enjoy it
[03:24] [SONG] Sign
    Whatever may come, I'll be here to protect you
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    I'm Looking for
    Something
    Tastier than Me
[03:41] Blade
    What are you gonna make us do this time?
[03:44] Claire
    Um, we're underneath the castle, aren't we?
[03:48] Maria
    Could this be some sort of ancient,
    grand magic that collapses space on itself?
[03:56] King
    Those doors will not open until the
    required condition has been met!
[04:01] Siren
    The condition to open the doors...
[04:03] Siren
    is to consume a combined total
    of 11.3 billion calories.
[04:08] Clay
    100 million calories per person?!
[04:10] Blade
    So we have to survive out here until then?
[04:13] Cu
    Sniff, sniff...
[04:14] Cu
    I smell lots of tasty things!
[04:16] Dione
    Exactly!
[04:18] Dione
    There are ingredients preserved here
    that date back to the age of the gods.
[04:22] King
    We say preserved, but all the plants and
    animals here are uncontrollably violent,
[04:27] King
    so in reality, they've been
    allowed to run rampant.
[04:30] King
    Thin out their numbers a bit, won't you?
[04:34] Blade
    Hey, that's a job for a group
    of hero-level warriors!
[04:40] Blade
    Are you really gonna make us students do it?
[04:42] Blade
    Right, Earnest?
[04:44] Earnest
    Okay!
[04:44] Earnest
    Here we go, everyone!
[04:47] Clay
    First, we need to establish a campsite!
[04:49] Cassim
    Yep.
[04:51] Cu
    Parent!
[04:53] Cu
    I can hardly wait!
[04:55] Blade
    Huh?
[05:00] Yessica
    Hey! Over here!
[05:04] Yessica
    This way! Right here!
[05:07] Leonard
    Magnificent!
[05:08] Leonard
    Now, get it in the pit trap...
[05:10] Claire
    Leonard!
[05:17] Claire
    Hey, why me?!
[05:20] Yessica
    Ah, I guess it thinks Claire looks tastier.
[05:24] Leonard
    Watch out! Mademois—
[05:26] Maria
    Leonard!
[05:29] Mao
    Fighting weaklings is no fun, but...
[05:32] Blade
    What happened?!
[05:33] Blade
    Hey! Are you alright?!
[05:36] Mao
    Well, if I must.
[05:37] Mao
    Satan Levin.
[05:42] Yessica
    Yes! Now we have food!
[05:44] Blade
    Oh, it's already over?
[05:48] Clay
    Open the gates!
[05:51] Student
    There!
[05:52] Student
    Okay, all good?
[06:04] Eliza
    If we build more lookout towers here,
[06:06] Eliza
    we'll be equipped to
    confront outside invaders!
[06:19] Earnest
    What about the repairs to the southern wall?
[06:20] Yessica
    Yeah, we just finished.
[06:23] Earnest
    I understand.
[06:24] Earnest
    Everyone!
[06:25] Earnest
    It's almost time for dinner,
    so work hard until then!
[06:34] Blade
    Maybe the king came up with
    a good exercise this time.
[06:42] Earnest
    Don't stare too much.
[06:45] Blade
    Okay, I won't look.
[06:53] Earnest
    You're really not looking?
[06:55] Blade
    You're the one who told me not to.
[07:01] Earnest
    Hey.
[07:01] Earnest
    What were you like as a child?
[07:05] Earnest
    Well, you know...
[07:06] Earnest
    Like, do you remember any celebrations?
[07:08] Blade
    Huh?
[07:10] Blade
    I basically spent 24 hours a day fighting.
[07:12] Earnest
    Eh?
[07:13] Earnest
    Were you training to become
    stronger or something?
[07:16] Blade
    Nope, just fighting for my life.
[07:19] Blade
    You'll die if you're weaker
    than whoever attacks you.
[07:22] Blade
    So getting stronger was just a fact of life.
[07:24] Blade
    Become stronger or die.
[07:26] Blade
    I was faced with that decision every day.
[07:29] Earnest
    What are you saying?
[07:30] Blade
    What?
[07:31] Blade
    You asked what I was like as a kid.
[07:38] Earnest
    Hey, Blade, I...
[07:47] Yessica
    Wait, Claire!
[07:48] Claire
    Don't go any further than that!
[07:50] Earnest
    Huh? You two...
[07:52] Earnest
    Y-Y-You...
[07:53] Earnest
    You were watching?!
[08:02] Cassim
    We sure did get used to living here.
[08:06] Leonard
    I wonder how many calories we've consumed.
[08:08] Iona
    Including today's share, we have
    reached 47% of our calorie target.
[08:14] Iona
    According to my high-spec
    powers of calculation,
[08:17] Iona
    we will most certainly meet our
    target by the designated date.
[08:23] King
    Very impressive!
[08:25] King
    It seems your survival
    exercise is going well.
[08:27] Boy Student B
    Survival?
[08:28] Girl Student B
    Has the king forgotten the original goal?
[08:30] King
    Ah...
[08:33] King
    As you've worked to survive,
    you've all grown so much,
[08:36] King
    and it seems the original task
    might be a little too easy for you.
[08:39] King
    And so!
[08:42] King
    I've prepared a special challenge!
[08:44] King
    I want you all to gather the
    ingredients listed here!
[08:58] Blade
    How are these different from the
    ingredients we've faced so far?
[09:01] King
    Will you accept the challenge?
[09:09] Earnest
    Okay, let's go get that reward!
[09:15] Blade
    That's...
[09:19] Blade
    Cabbage!
[09:20] Earnest
    Yep, cabbage.
[09:21] Sophie
    Cabbage.
[09:22] Cu
    I don't like veggies!
[09:31] Maria
    That's an Emperor Cabbage!
[09:33] Earnest
    Emperor?
[09:34] Maria
    The cabbage cultivar originally
    stored in the Royal Pantry
[09:37] Maria
    went feral in these hostile conditions,
[09:39] Maria
    and underwent adaptive evolution!
[09:44] Earnest
    I'll burn it to a crisp!
[09:46] Sophie
    You can't.
[09:47] Sophie
    We need it to be raw.
[09:49] Earnest
    Ah, that's right.
[09:51] Earnest
    Everyone!
[09:52] Earnest
    Let's reinforce our defenses
    and charge in all at once!
[09:54] Blade
    Why raw?
[09:56] Blade
    Whoa!
[09:57] Leonard
    Understood, my lord.
[09:58] Kassim
    Sure, let's do it!
[10:02] Blade
    Everyone's really fired up for some reason.
[10:05] Earnest
    We've captured the Emperor Cabbage!
[10:15] Maria
    There's no mistaking it.
[10:16] Maria
    That's Boxing Corn.
[10:18] Blade
    I get the corn part...
[10:20] Blade
    But what's boxing?
[10:22] Sophie
    An ancient contest where you
    fight with only your fists.
[10:28] Blade
    Hey! You wanna go?
[10:30] Sophie
    No, Blade.
[10:31] Blade
    Eh?
[10:32] Sophie
    If you don't follow the procedure for
    defeating it, it won't taste good.
[10:36] Sophie
    You can only use your fists.
[10:37] Blade
    You're kidding me!
[10:38] Maria
    Um...
[10:39] Maria
    You can capture it if the
    match goes to a decision,
[10:42] Maria
    and you let it burn out to pure white ash.
[10:44] Claire
    What does decision refer to here?
[10:46] Blade
    So I can't knock it out?!
[10:49] Blade
    Wait!
[10:50] Blade
    If it's a fist fight, shouldn't
    Sophie or Iona fight instead?
[10:52] Sophie
    No substitutions allowed.
[10:54] Sophie
    The bell has already rung.
[10:55] Blade
    H-Hey! Still—
[11:00] Blade
    In that case, here I come!
[11:10] Earnest
    We've managed to capture the Boxing Corn.
[11:13] Earnest
    Good work, Blade.
[11:15] Earnest
    Wait, you too?!
[11:16] Group
    Go!
[11:20] Group
    Go!
[11:22] Leonard
    What's going on here?
[11:25] Earnest
    The spice is so strong,
     it's leaching out into the air.
[11:29] Iona
    What a sorry sight you all are.
[11:31] Iona
    You will not be able to
    become top-class like that.
[11:34] Leonard
    No, just look at you.
[11:35] Iona
    These are not tears.
[11:39] Iona
    This is cleaning solution for my eyeballs!
[11:44] Group
    Go!
[11:45] Cu
    Sniff, sniff...
[11:46] Cu
    Those sunflowers are giving
    off a tasty smell, too!
[11:58] Maria
    Um...
[11:59] Maria
    Those are Sunflowers.
[12:01] Maria
    They can—
[12:09] Eliza
    This isn't good!
[12:10] Eliza
    It looks like they have the ability to
    store sunlight and then discharge it!
[12:13] Mao
    Interesting.
[12:15] Mao
    I'll show these lowly Sunflowers
    what happens when they oppose me!
[12:21] Cu
    We dragons won't lose, either!
[12:24] Eliza
    I'll just cheer you on, yep.
[12:28] Blade
    It's a carrot.
[12:29] Claire
    Yes, a carrot.
[12:30] Yessica
    Is it going to bite or spit fire at us?
[12:33] Iona
    No signs of movement.
[12:35] Blade
    Guess I'll try pulling it out.
[12:38] Blade
    Hup!
[12:39] Earnest
    Ah! H-Hold it right there!
[12:40] Blade
    Huh?
[12:44] Blade
    What? A psychological attack?!
[12:46] Earnest
    There's some very tiny writing at the bottom.
[12:49] Earnest
    A Greater Mandora will
    shriek when it's uprooted.
[12:52] Yessica
    Hey!
[12:53] Yessica
    It says here that its
    scream is a lethal curse!
[12:56] Claire
    Good thing we noticed before it was too late.
[12:58] Kassim
    What do we do about this?
[13:01] Blade
    Iona?
[13:02] Iona
    I am not human, so curses meant for
    living organisms have no effect.
[13:08] Iona
    Hup.
[13:21] Earnest
    Is it over?
[13:22] Iona
    It should be safe now.
[13:29] Blade
    That reminds me... I don't really like carrots.
[13:33] Earnest
    Huh? Really?
[13:34] Blade
    Well, I don't mind eating
    them when they're in a dish.
[13:37] Earnest
    I-I see...
[13:45] King
    Yes!
[13:46] King
    You're all doing splendidly!
[13:48] King
    What remarkable progress!
[13:50] King
    Thanks to you, the ecosystem of the
    Royal Pantry has undergone a drastic change!
[13:55] Siren
    The population will be about one-tenth
     what it was for the next few years.
[14:00] Earnest
    Huh?
[14:00] Earnest
    Is that a good thing?
[14:02] Earnest
    Won't they go extinct?
[14:04] King
    They wouldn't give us so much trouble
    if we could make them go extinct.
[14:07] King
    They're just like the weeds in your garden.
[14:12] King
    Don't sweat the small stuff!
[14:14] King
    Yes!
[14:15] King
    Tomorrow, you face the final ingredient!
[14:18] King
    The moment of truth!
[14:22] Cu
    Look at this big tree!
[14:25] Iona
    We are at the base of the main trunk.
[14:27] Iona
    The energy leaked from the engine is
     most highly concentrated in this area.
[14:32] Eliza
    In other words, it's the
    spot richest in nutrients.
[14:35] Eliza
    It makes sense that the creature
    known as the king of the pantry
[14:38] Eliza
    would choose to occupy this location.
[14:43] Earnest
    Here it comes, everyone!
[14:49] Earnest
    So this is the king!
[14:51] Sophie
    The list simply says it's the Beast King.
[14:54] Sophie
    Also that it's strong and tasty.
[14:57] Yessica
    That's way too vague!
[15:01] King
    What's the point of youth
    without hazards and adversity?
[15:05] King
    It's only after you've overcome those
     that triumph and glory await!
[15:09] Dione
    Blade!
[15:10] Dione
    You can do it!
[15:15] Blade
    Okay! Everyone!
[15:19] Blade
    Eh?
[15:28] Group
    What?!
[15:29] Siren
    That's a Behemoth.
[15:31] King
    Oh?
[15:32] King
    I had planned for beef to be the main dish,
    but Behemoth meat is a fine choice, too.
[15:37] King
    Go on, hunt it down!
[15:38] King
    It defeated the old king, so there's
    no problem calling it the Beast King!
[15:43] King
    Behemoth meat is far tastier
    than beef, you know!
[15:52] Blade
    Hey, now, that's outrageous!
[15:54] Earnest
    Hmm, does a Behemoth really taste that good?
[15:58] Blade
    Eh?
[15:58] Earnest
    What a relief.
[16:00] Earnest
    We were about to make something
    so disappointing the main dish!
[16:04] Earnest
    Don't you all agree?
[16:06] Blade
    Huh? Why?!
[16:09] King
    How reassuring!
[16:10] King
    How very reassuring!
[16:12] Earnest
    O sword! Consume my flesh!
[16:14] Earnest
    Use it as thy power!
[16:18] Earnest
    Everyone! Here we go!
[16:24] Blade
    Alright!
[16:36] Yessica
    Claire, over here as well!
[16:38] Claire
    Yeah, leave them to me!
[16:44] Earnest
    Now!
[16:56] Earnest
    Did we get it?
[17:01] Earnest
    It had no effect?!
[17:05] Earnest
    Oh, no!
[17:07] Leonard
    God Technique! Absolute Defense!
[17:16] Earnest
    Blade!
[17:17] Blade
    There's only one technique
    that can take it down.
[17:21] Mao
    I see.
[17:22] Mao
    But how?
[17:23] Mao
    It's not a technique you can use
    with only 15% of your power available.
[17:28] Blade
    Yeah, it requires at least 30%.
[17:31] Blade
    Which is why I need your assistance, Mao.
[17:35] Blade
    Please take some of my spiritual energy!
[17:39] Mao
    Interesting.
[17:40] Mao
    You wish to use me as a vessel?
[17:43] Mao
    Incredible.
[17:44] Mao
    However, this way is faster.
[17:53] Mao
    I'm about to overflow.
[17:55] Mao
    You've filled me to the brim.
[17:56] Blade
    R-Right...
[17:57] Earnest
    How long are you gonna keep us waiting?!
[17:59] Blade
    R-Right!
[18:00] Blade
    Now, if I hone my fighting spirit...
[18:02] Earnest
    Everyone! It's almost time!
[18:05] Sophie
    You can count on us.
[18:06] Sophie
    10 seconds, Iona.
[18:08] Iona
    Yes.
[18:09] Iona
    Interconnect link complete.
[18:12] Iona
    Transmitting power.
[18:13] Sophie
    Artificial Great Hero Power:
    Gravity Manipulation.
[18:20] Iona
    Target confirmed.
[18:22] Iona
    Firing Positronium Cannon.
[18:34] Earnest
    We can't fully immobilize it!
[18:35] Clay
    We'll stop that thing!
[18:43] Blade
    Here we go, Demon King.
[18:44] Mao
    Very well, Great Hero.
[18:51] Blade
    Stand back, everyone!
[18:54] Group
    If good be in my path, strike down all good.
[18:57] Group
    If evil be in my path, strike down all evil.
[19:06] Group
    Holy Demon Blade!
[19:19] Mao
    This was the technique you defeated me with.
[19:23] Blade
    I can't use it...
    by myself anymore, though...
[19:27] Blade
    It's thanks to... you taking half...
[19:31] Mao
    What, Great Hero?
[19:32] Mao
    Are you going to die?
[19:35] Blade
    No, I'm not.
[19:36] Blade
    I'm just tired.
[19:38] Blade
    Also...
[19:39] Mao
    Also?
[19:40] Blade
    I'm so hungry!
[19:45] Mao
    Just you wait, then.
[19:48] Blade
    For what...
[19:59] Doctor
    It's gone up by 3%.
[20:02] Blade
    What?
[20:02] Doctor
    You can use up to 18% of your strength now.
[20:06] Blade
    Why hasn't it gone down?
[20:08] Doctor
    Eating properly, getting moderate exercise...
[20:11] Doctor
    Also, taking some time to
    recuperate probably helped.
[20:13] Blade
    I wonder if it was the open-air baths...
[20:16] Doctor
    By the way, have you eaten lunch?
[20:18] Blade
    Ah! That's right, I haven't yet!
[20:20] Blade
    I'm off to go eat!
[20:29] Group
    Happy birthday, Blade!
[20:34] Earnest
    Today is your birthday.
[20:36] Blade
    Huh? It is?
[20:38] Earnest
    For people who don't know
    when they were born,
[20:40] Earnest
    they usually celebrate their birthday
    on the day they were fostered.
[20:43] Blade
    Huh? What?
[20:45] Cu
    You were taken in on this day, 17 years ago!
[20:49] Iona
    Master.
[20:50] Iona
    Humans should celebrate their
    birth and annihilation.
[20:54] Blade
    You're all going to celebrate it?
[20:56] Blade
    For me?
[20:57] Earnest
    Now you're the same age as me.
[20:59] Blade
    You were older than me?!
[21:01] Earnest
    That's right!
[21:02] Earnest
    So show some respect!
[21:05] Yessica
    Blade really never had anyone
    celebrate his birthday.
[21:09] Blade
    No, I haven't.
[21:10] Blade
    Um, what's this?
[21:12] Claire
    We were all brainstorming.
[21:14] Claire
    To figure out what to get
    you for your birthday.
[21:18] Claire
    And Anna suggested this.
[21:20] Earnest
    I thought you might like it.
[21:25] Blade
    Tonkatsu curry!
[21:26] Earnest
    Let me point out that everything
    is from the Royal Pantry!
[21:29] Earnest
    Made with the ultimate gourmet ingredients,
[21:31] Earnest
    it's a one-of-a-kind, special tonkatsu curry!
[21:35] Earnest
    We got help from His Majesty as well.
[21:39] King
    Why, it was all quite amusing!
[21:41] Blade
    So you all did this for me...
[21:45] King
    Well? Not going to eat it?
[21:48] Blade
    Well, I'm just not used
    to this kind of thing...
[21:59] King
    What's wrong?
[22:01] King
    What reason is there to hold back?
[22:03] Blade
    Someone told me a long time ago.
[22:07] Blade
    That boys should never cry.
[22:09] King
    You fool!
[22:10] King
    Manly tears are meant for
    an occasion like this!
[22:14] King
    In the name of the king, Gilgamesh Soulmaker,
[22:18] King
    I hereby retract any past statements
    that men shouldn't cry!
[22:18] Sign
    The sunny disposition that brings a smile to your face
[22:22] King
    Go ahead and cry!
[22:23] Sign
    As well as the heroic sense of justice
[22:29] Sign
    They may be a part of me, but that's not all there is
[22:29] Blade
    Thank you, everyone!
[22:33] Blade
    This tastes really good!
[22:34] Sign
    That image of me
[22:37] Sign
    Has taken on a life of its own
[22:39] Blade
    Here, for the first time...
[22:40] Sign
    Hey, wait up
[22:42] Sign
    Won't you be friends with me?
[22:43] Blade
    I feel like I've truly
    been born into this world!

[22:45] Sign
    Let's shake hands, another self of mine
[22:50] [SONG] Sign
    The wounds we cannot bear alone
[22:53] [SONG] Sign
    The dangers that we keep hidden
[22:56] [SONG] Sign
    We're all hiding them within
[22:58] [SONG] Sign
    Standing ready to strike
[23:01] [SONG] Sign
    The shadow lurking beneath the light
[23:04] [SONG] Sign
    The muffled sounds coming from my lips
[23:08] [SONG] Sign
    They make me feel that I am alive
[23:13] [SONG] Sign
    It's a sign
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Sophie Series (Part 1)

E11 - The Sophie Series (Part 1)

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[00:00] Clay
    Dragon...
[00:02] Clay
    Smash!
[00:08] Kassim
    Whoa, awesome!
[00:10] Clay
    I-I did it!
[00:12] Blade
    You just have to store up spirit, hone it,
    give it a "hiyah," and then go "bang!"
[00:17] Kassim
    Man, I'm surprised you pulled
    it off based on that, Clay.
[00:21] Clay
    Sophie!
[00:22] Clay
    Do you want to learn how to use it, too?
[00:25] Kassim
    No need to be shy!
[00:29] Clay
    Yeah.
[00:30] Clay
    You just store up spirit, hone it, give
    it a "gyuwawah," and then go "boom!"
[00:33] Kassim
    Huh?
[00:33] Kassim
    That's not what he said.
[00:35] Clay
    Wait, really?
[00:40] Une
    Dragon Smash.
[00:51] Kassim
    What's going on?!
[00:53] Blade
    Well, this is what Dragon Smash
    is supposed to look like.
[00:56] Kassim
    Seriously?!
[00:57] Kassim
    Clay's was so wimpy!
[01:00] Clay
    You're really amazing, Sophie.
[01:02] Clay
    It took me so many days to get it.
[01:04] Sophie
    Everyone, get away from her.
[01:05] Group
    What?!
[01:12] Sophie
    Blade.
[01:13] Sophie
    This is my battle to fight.
[01:16] Sophie
    I'll protect you.
[01:20] Group
    Th-There are two Sophies?!
[01:23] Earnest
    Wh-What's the meaning of this?!
[01:25] Maria
    A duplication technique?
[01:28] Une
    Dragon Smash.
[01:36] Earnest
    What was that?
[01:37] Blade
    Beats me.
[01:49] [SONG] Sign
    I look in your eyes, and I'm met with
[01:53] [SONG] Sign
    A brand-new me and dream
[02:07] [SONG] Sign
    Bravery? Naturally?
[02:10] [SONG] Sign
    Polar opposites within the heart
[02:13] [SONG] Sign
    But, you know, wanting to have both
[02:15] [SONG] Sign
    That's the saga of human nature
[02:18] [SONG] Sign
    Oh no, don't mind me
[02:20] [SONG] Sign
    Go ahead, and so on, you know the rest
[02:23] [SONG] Sign
    A little more? Wait, even harder?!
[02:26] [SONG] Sign
    Going overboard much?
[02:29] [SONG] Sign
    Those selfish emotions deep down
[02:31] [SONG] Sign
    Bringing them to light is
    what friendship's about
[02:33] [SONG] Sign
    Spending adolescence duking it out with pals
[02:36] [SONG] Sign
    I don't wanna lose
[02:40] [SONG] Sign
    We're off to the cutting edge moment
[02:43] [SONG] Sign
    Fight with best friends, and leave no regrets
[02:47] [SONG] Sign
    You should laugh, since
    you look best with a smile
[02:52] [SONG] Sign
    On the ropes?! No matter
    what we face, et cetera
[02:57] [SONG] Sign
    Just sit back and enjoy it
[03:00] [SONG] Sign
    Whatever may come, I'll
    be here to protect you
SIGN    Episode 11
[03:13] [SONG] Sign
    The Sophie Series (Part 1)
[03:28] Une
    I'm back.
[03:31] Trois
    Une must have failed her mission.
[03:34] Deux
    Yo, you can't be serious!
[03:36] Deux
    What a pain! Let's just go in guns blazing,
     and kill everyone in sight!
[03:40] Deux
    C'mon, it's killing time!
[03:44] Quatre
    Une.
[03:45] Quatre
    Did you find anyone cute worth killing?
[03:48] Cinq
    Destroy! Destroy!
[03:50] Une
    This was an undercover scouting mission,
    in order to assess the situation.
[03:54] Une
    In that regard, it was a success.
[03:57] Trois
    You really did fail the mission.
[03:59] Trois
    Your lack of proof just confirms it...
[04:02] Trois
    Une can't do anything.
[04:03] Trois
    So useless...
[04:05] Une
    Cinq.
[04:06] Une
    You have permission to destroy.
[04:09] Cinq
    Destroy! Destroy!
[04:12] Cinq
    Time to destroy Trois!
[04:17] Cinq
    Destroy! Destroy!
[04:18] Trois
    It hurts!
[04:18] Quatre
    So, what was the outcome?
[04:21] Une
    I had them teach me.
[04:23] Deux
    Huh?
[04:24] Deux
    Be a little clearer.
[04:26] Une
    It's hard to explain with just words.
[04:28] Quatre
    In that case...
[04:33] Quatre
    Transmitting empirical data through
     mucosal contact is certainly useful.
[04:40] Une
    Deux.
[04:40] Deux
    Huh?
[04:42] Trois
    It hurts!
[04:43] Cinq
    Destroy!
[04:44] Trois
    I said it hurts, jackass!
[04:48] Quatre
    Come here, Trois.
[04:50] Une
    You too, Cinq.
[05:00] Deux
    Huh? What was your goal here?
[05:02] Une
    Like I said, I had them teach me.
[05:04] Une
    Dragon Smash.
[05:07] Group
    Dragon Smash!
[05:12] Quatre
    You know this isn't our goal.
[05:15] Deux
    Totally not!
[05:16] Trois
    What we were commanded to do...
[05:18] Cinq
    Assassination! Assassination!
[05:22] Une
    Yes. You're absolutely right.
[05:40] Blade
    What are you about to show us?
[05:41] Eliza
    Just be quiet and watch!
[05:43] Yessica
    Here I go!
[05:53] Yessica
    Eliza, this is incredible!
[05:55] Eliza
    It's still a prototype,
    but it looks like it worked!
[05:59] Blade
    So, which part of that was impressive?
[06:01] Blade
    All it did was fire off some
    stored-up spirit over and over.
[06:04] Eliza
    I don't need the opinion of a superorganism
[06:06] Eliza
    who can hone and store his spirit
     all by himself!
[06:08] Eliza
    That's hard for us regular human beings!
[06:11] Blade
    It's hard, huh?
[06:12] Eliza
    However!
[06:13] Eliza
    By honing spirit and charging
    it up into these cartridges,
[06:16] Eliza
    now anyone can activate it at
    any time that they see fit!
[06:19] Blade
    I get it now.
[06:25] Earnest
    Blade.
[06:25] Blade
    Oh, she's here.
[06:33] Blade
    What do you want to learn?
[06:39] Quatre
    How to make babies?
[06:42] Claire
    Eh?
[06:43] Earnest
    You know that's not happening!
[06:46] Quatre
    Then...
[06:47] Quatre
    How I can kill you!
[06:50] Blade
    I'm fine with that.
[06:51] Earnest
    You are?
[06:53] Quatre
    Time to die, then!
[06:55] Blade
    Sure. Come at me!
[07:06] Quatre
    I can't kill you!
[07:07] Quatre
    Do a better job teaching me!
[07:08] Blade
    What?!
[07:10] Blade
    But if I actually teach you,
     I'll end up dead!
[07:13] Quatre
    Then...
[07:16] Quatre
    Kill me instead.
[07:18] Earnest
    Hey, Sophie!
[07:22] Claire
    What?!
[07:23] Earnest
    Th-That's...
[07:26] Earnest
    S-Sophie?!
[07:28] Blade
    Ah, Sophie.
[07:29] Quatre
    Just when we were getting to the good part.
[07:32] Sophie
    I'm the one you're up against.
[07:36] Quatre
    Well, bye now.
[07:40] Blade
    How many does that make?
[07:42] Earnest
    First, the one with a sword.
[07:44] Earnest
    After that, a club, then a spear...
[07:47] Earnest
    So this is the fourth?
[07:53] Blade
    Here, open wide.
[07:54] Blade
    Ahh!
[07:57] Earnest
    Hey, what do you think is
    the deal with those girls?
[08:00] Clay
    I'm not sure, but they're good learners.
[08:03] Earnest
    Yeah, they're really passionate.
[08:06] Yessica
    I wouldn't call it passion...
[08:08] Earnest
    Do you think they're Sophie's sisters?
[08:10] Earnest
    They should all just enroll in the academy.
[08:13] Yessica
    Hold on, Anna.
[08:14] Yessica
    Let's think this through a bit.
[08:16] Yessica
    Don't you find it at least a little weird?
[08:18] Earnest
    Huh?
[08:19] Claire
    You've become a lot like Blade lately.
[08:22] Maria
    In your lack of common sense, that is.
[08:25] Earnest
    Ahem.
[08:26] Earnest
    Do you have anything to say about the
    unusual situation we find ourselves in?
[08:31] Kassim
    She's gone into Empress mode.
SIGN    Um...
SIGN    Do you mind if I say something?
[08:36] Earnest
    Go ahead.
SIGN    Well...
SIGN    From an outside perspective, it seems clear to me...
SIGN    that those girls are seriously trying to kill Blade!
[08:45] Earnest
    I do the same thing when
    I attack him during lessons.
[08:49] Kassim
    Me, too!
[08:50] Leonard
    If anything, I'd finish him off.
[08:52] Mao
    Don't forget that I'm the
    one who will kill him.
SIGN    What?! Um, sorry!
SIGN    Sorry, sorry, sorry!
[08:59] Blade
    Lay off her already.
    Can't you see that she's scared?
[09:02] Earnest
    Am I being scolded by Blade?!
SIGN    BA-DUMP
SIGN    Um, I didn't mean it in the way that you all do.
SIGN    Pretending to be Sophie to get close to him...
SIGN    Attacking him with clear murderous intent...
SIGN    That has to be...
[09:13] Earnest
    Um, give me a second here.
[09:16] Earnest
    The most probable conclusion we can
    arrive at from all of these facts is...
[09:24] Earnest
    that Blade is being targeted by assassins!
[09:28] Earnest
    Sophie!
[09:30] Earnest
    What's wrong?
[09:32] Sophie
    I just found out that none of you
    realized that they were assassins.
[09:37] Earnest
    Wait! D-Don't worry!
[09:39] Earnest
    We knew all along! We really did!
[09:41] Blade
    I had it figured out from the start.
[09:43] Earnest
    Act a little scared about it, then!
[09:45] Cu
    Is someone after your life, Parent?
[09:48] Sophie
    It's fine.
[09:50] Sophie
    I'll protect Blade.
[10:01] Cinq
    You all failed!
[10:03] Cinq
    It's me next!
[10:04] Cinq
    I'll destroy! Destroy!
[10:05] Cinq
    Can I destroy him?
[10:06] Deux
    Shut your trap.
[10:07] Deux
    You're giving me a headache.
[10:09] Trois
    I haven't failed yet.
[10:12] Trois
    That must be it.
[10:13] Trois
    The lack of proof just confirms it.
[10:16] Quatre
    The Great Hero couldn't kill me.
[10:19] Quatre
    That means I can kill him next time, right?
[10:23] Cinq
    Destroy, destroy!
[10:24] Une
    Be quiet.
[10:24] Cinq
    Destroy everything!
[10:26] Une
    Wasting unnecessary energy
     will only shorten your lifespan.
[10:31] Researcher
    Une.
[10:34] Researcher
    Deux. Trois.
[10:36] Researcher
    Quatre.
[10:39] Researcher
    Cinq.
[10:42] Researcher
    It's up to you to show everyone
[10:45] Researcher
    that an Artificial Great Hero can
    surpass even the Great Hero himself.
[10:49] Researcher
    Kill the Great Hero Blade,
    and prove the validity of our research.
[10:56] Une
    We understand.
[10:58] Une
    That is the sole reason that
    we were brought to life.
[11:06] Group
    We're the strongest!
[11:27] Iona
    Is that you, Sophie?
[11:29] Sophie
    Yes.
[11:30] Iona
    Please deactivate your stealth.
[11:31] Iona
    It makes it difficult to
    detect you with my sensors.
[11:34] Sophie
    I don't want to wake Blade up.
[11:37] Iona
    Are you worried about Master?
[11:39] Iona
    There is no need to worry.
[11:40] Iona
    I am always by his side.
[11:44] Iona
    Would you like to sleep next to him as well?
[11:47] Iona
    Now is your chance to do so
     as much as you like.
[11:49] Sophie
    No, thanks.
[11:51] Iona
    Please leave it to me.
[11:53] Iona
    I will protect Master with my life.
[11:55] Sophie
    I'll do what I can to protect Blade, too.
[11:59] Sophie
    Even if it means death.
[12:09] Sophie
    Give up.
[12:10] Sophie
    You can't kill Blade.
[12:12] Sophie
    We won't let you.
[12:14] Une
    No, we will.
[12:16] Une
    That is what we were commanded to do,
    and the only purpose of our lives.
[12:21] Sophie
    The Artificial Great Hero Project was
    abandoned, with me as the final subject.
[12:25] Sophie
    The modifications you received did
    not follow the proper procedure.
[12:29] Sophie
    That must have had a considerable
    impact on your bodies.
[12:32] Une
    I know that.
[12:34] Une
    We have very short lifespan,
[12:36] Une
    unlike you.
[12:38] Sophie
    Instead of using the limited time
     left to you to obey commands,
[12:42] Sophie
    can't you live as humans,
    and spend it in the light of day?
[12:45] Une
    Our orders are absolute.
[12:47] Une
    If you want to stop us...
[12:49] Une
    There's only one way.
[12:53] Une
    Deep down, I'm sure you've realized it, too.
[13:14] Une
    We'll be waiting.
[13:17] Une
    In our world, where the
    light of day does not reach.
[13:32] Blade
    Sophie is pint-sized today!
[13:35] Cinq
    Cinq!
[13:36] Blade
    Hm?
[13:36] Cinq
    My name is Cinq!
[13:38] Cinq
    Not Sophie!
[13:39] Maria
    So they have their own names.
[13:41] Eliza
    I believe that Cinq is an ancient lost word
[13:45] Eliza
    that signifies the number five.
[13:47] Blade
    Are there only five of you?
[13:50] Claire
    Is it okay for you to tell us that?
[13:52] Cinq
    It wasn't!
[13:53] Yessica
    Well, I don't think she could have
    pretended to be Sophie if she tried.
[13:58] Cinq
    Forget I said that!
[13:59] Cinq
    Or else I'll destroy you!
[14:00] Blade
    Okay, okay!
[14:01] Blade
    I forgot it!
[14:02] Cinq
    Good, good.
[14:03] Cinq
    But I'm still gonna destroy you!
[14:11] Earnest
    Hey, Blade!
[14:12] Earnest
    Stick to the plan!
[14:14] Blade
    I know I should!
[14:18] Cinq
    Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
[14:23] Eliza
    Not even a superorganism
    can withstand that...
[14:28] Cinq
    Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
[14:33] Earnest
    Blade.
[14:34] Earnest
    C'mon, wake up.
[14:35] Earnest
    How long are you going to stay dead?
[14:38] Cu
    He finally woke up!
[14:39] Iona
    Master won every exercise
    that took place in virtual reality.
[14:43] Iona
    He is unaccustomed to dying.
[14:45] Blade
    Where's Cinq?!
[14:47] Earnest
    She left already.
[14:48] Earnest
    In an extremely good mood, at that.
[14:50] Eliza
    I don't think she realized she had
    been led into virtual reality.
[14:54] Eliza
    So, if she's convinced that she
    killed Mr. Superorganism,
[14:57] Eliza
    our plan is a success!
[14:59] Earnest
    I just hope she doesn't find out.
[15:00] Blade
    I know, right?
[15:01] Blade
    If she does...
[15:04] Cinq
    You tricked me!
[15:06] Cinq
    Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
[15:09] Cinq
    Lemme destroy you!
[15:09] Blade
    I knew that's how she'd react!
[15:11] Cinq
    Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
[15:13] Blade
    Whoa, she's pissed!
[15:14] Iona
    Academy Building No. 2 is at 30% damage.
[15:17] Iona
    Any more damage carries the risk of collapse,
[15:20] Iona
    so I propose that we relocate to Building
    No. 3, which has been fully evacuated.
[15:23] Blade
    Well, tell her that!
[15:25] Blade
    I'm sure she wouldn't listen!
[15:30] Deux
    I can kill him, right?!
[15:32] Deux
    Right?!
[15:37] Deux
    I'm here to kill you, so stop running!
[15:39] Cinq
    Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
[15:41] Iona
    I will proceed to steer them.
[15:42] Iona
    Leave it to me.
[15:47] Iona
    Yo momma's got a big ol' outie!
[15:51] Blade
    What's that mean?
[15:52] Iona
    It is a phrase used to taunt
    others in a lost ancient language.
[15:55] Iona
    Unfortunately, its meaning has
    been deleted from my records.
[16:00] Blade
    It worked!
[16:04] Earnest
    Here they come!
[16:05] Earnest
    It's up to all of you!
SIGN    Understood!
[16:08] Karen
    But, Altia...
[16:09] Miriam
    Are we really strong enough to defeat them?
[16:12] Levia
    We messed up during our last exam...
[16:14] Simone
    Can we really do it?
SIGN    Well...
[16:18] Earnest
    You'll be fine.
[16:19] Earnest
    It's okay if you don't want to kill anyone.
[16:21] Earnest
    They're on the same level as Sophie.
[16:23] Earnest
    Launch your spells at them,
    and don't hold back!
[16:25] Group
    Yes!
[16:27] Blade
    You've got this!
[16:33] Earnest
    Fire!
[16:52] Earnest
    Blade, you can also use magic?
[16:54] Blade
    Hm? A little.
[16:56] Iona
    Now is your chance to take them alive.
[16:59] Earnest
    What? That wasn't enough?!
[17:05] Group
    Artificial Great Hero Power!
[17:07] Blade
    You'd better stand back.
[17:08] Earnest
    Eh?
[17:12] Iona
    Master.
[17:13] Iona
    That is a black hole.
[17:15] Iona
    I propose that we withdraw immediately.
[17:17] Iona
    Otherwise...
[17:26] Blade
    Hold out for ten seconds!
[17:34] Deux
    You think it's over? No way.
[17:38] Cinq
    Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
[17:40] Iona
    Once a black hole has formed,
    it will not die out by itself.
[17:44] Blade
    What?!
[17:45] Blade
    Okay, what now?
[17:50] Karen
    Altia!
[18:00] Blade
    Sophie!
[18:04] Sophie
    Artificial Great Hero Power.
[18:06] Sophie
    Ten. Nine. Eight.
[18:09] Sophie
    Seven. Six.
[18:11] Sophie
    Five. Four.
[18:14] Sophie
    Three... Two...
[18:17] Sophie
    One...
[18:28] Blade
    You did well, Sophie.
[18:32] Earnest
    Blade...
[19:11] Blade
    Oh, you're awake?
[19:16] Blade
    You're supposed to cut
    them like rabbits, right?
[19:19] Blade
    Did I get it right?
[19:21] Sophie
    You're right about the rabbits.
[19:23] Sophie
    But wrong about how you cut them.
[19:25] Blade
    Huh? I'm not supposed to use this?
[19:31] Sophie
    Any casualities?
[19:32] Blade
    Ah, no one died.
[19:34] Blade
    A few people were injured,
[19:36] Blade
    but it's okay, since Claire
    healed them in time.
[19:38] Blade
    And I just got a few scrapes.
[19:41] Sophie
    I see.
[19:42] Sophie
    Sorry for causing so much trouble.
[19:44] Blade
    We're all fine with it, so no worries.
[19:49] Blade
    Can you tell me about them?
[19:54] Sophie
    Those girls... are me.
[19:57] Sophie
    Specimens created with the same cloning
    technology, with further modifications...
[20:03] Sophie
    and successfully manifested
    Artificial Great Hero powers
[20:06] Sophie
    after receiving implants
    of the rare metal Heronium.
[20:09] Sophie
    They've been given numbers,
    so I feel like that must be the case.
[20:13] Blade
    You mean the Artificial Great Hero Project?
[20:17] Sophie
    I was rescued by the king,
[20:20] Sophie
    but those girls didn't
    have anyone to help them.
[20:25] Sophie
    I met you at this academy,
    and made friends with everyone.
[20:30] Sophie
    You were my salvation.
[20:32] Blade
    You're the one who saved me.
[20:35] Blade
    You've suffered so much, all because
    of the Great Hero's powers.
[20:38] Blade
    And yet you forgave me, the Great Hero.
[20:42] Sophie
    I already told you.
[20:43] Sophie
    I take pride in these powers of mine.
[20:45] Sophie
    I never once resented you.
[20:48] Blade
    I want to be friends with them, too.
[20:53] Blade
    Earnest suggested that all five of
    them should enroll in this school.
[20:56] Sophie
    That can't happen.
[20:57] Blade
    Huh?
[20:59] Sophie
    The Artificial Great Heroes were born to
    defeat the Great Hero... that is, you.
[21:04] Sophie
    Their sole purpose in life is to surpass you.
[21:08] Sophie
    I was rescued before any
    neural modifications,
[21:12] Sophie
    so I wasn't programmed as such...
[21:14] Sophie
    but those girls can't disobey their orders.
[21:17] Sophie
    And besides...
[22:18] [SONG] Sign
    The sunny disposition that
    brings a smile to your face
[22:23] [SONG] Sign
    As well as the heroic sense of justice
[22:29] [SONG] Sign
    They may be a part of me,
    but that's not all there is
[22:34] [SONG] Sign
    That image of me
[22:37] [SONG] Sign
    Has taken on a life of its own
[22:40] [SONG] Sign
    Hey, wait up
[22:42] [SONG] Sign
    Won't you be friends with me?
[22:45] [SONG] Sign
    Let's shake hands, another self of mine
[22:50] [SONG] Sign
    The wounds we cannot bear alone
[22:53] [SONG] Sign
    The dangers that we keep hidden
[22:55] [SONG] Sign
    We're all hiding them within
[22:58] [SONG] Sign
    Standing ready to strike
[23:01] [SONG] Sign
    The shadow lurking beneath the light
[23:03] [SONG] Sign
    The muffled sounds coming from my lips
[23:08] [SONG] Sign
    They make me feel that I am alive
[23:13] [SONG] Sign
    It's a sign
SIGN    Next Time
[23:35] [SONG] Sign
    The Sophie Series (Part 2)

E12 - The Sophie Series (Part 2)

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[00:02] King
    I received this notice that she is
     withdrawing from the academy.
[00:08] Earnest
    Why didn't you stop her?!
[00:10] King
    Enrolled students hold the right to
    receive instruction to become a hero.
[00:16] King
    They are also at full liberty
    to relinquish that right.
[00:20] King
    It is not my duty to stop those
    who choose to leave the academy.
[00:25] Earnest
    How can you be so heartless?!
[00:27] King
    Every child must one day
    leave their parents' nest.
[00:31] King
    I do consider myself an adult, you see.
[00:33] King
    I wouldn't be so uncouth as to stop her.
[00:36] Earnest
    Your Majesty!
[00:37] Earnest
    I'm not done here yet! Also...
[00:38] Blade
    Calm down a bit.
[00:40] Blade
    Take a good look at him.
[00:41] Earnest
    Huh?
[00:45] Earnest
    Your Majesty.
[00:47] Earnest
    We'll make sure we bring Sophie back.
[00:50] King
    Oh?
[00:51] King
    And do you know where she's headed?
[00:54] Blade
    She'll be looking for her five sisters.
[00:57] Yessica
    According to my investigation,
[00:59] Yessica
    it looks like they go between
    a number of different bases.
[01:02] Yessica
    Should we start looking
    at the most likely ones?
[01:05] Blade
    Okay!
[01:05] Blade
    Let's get going, then.
[01:06] King
    Not so fast!
[01:08] King
    Have you thought about
    why she went by herself?
[01:14] Earnest
    Well...
[01:16] King
    Sophie didn't want any of
    you to sully your hands.
[01:20] Earnest
    What?
[01:21] King
    The only way to stop those five...
[01:26] King
    is to kill them.
[01:27] Earnest
    That can't be!
[01:28] Earnest
    There must be some other
    way to convince them...
[01:31] King
    Those girls will stop at nothing.
[01:34] King
    Sophie went alone precisely
     because she realized that.
[01:40] King
    The world is more than what
    we see in the light of day,
[01:43] King
    and she knows that she existed
    in the shadows to begin with.
[01:49] King
    That's why she wants to put an
    end to this with her own hands.
[01:54] King
    So her friends will not dirty theirs.
[01:58] King
    You all need to think long and
    hard about this until dawn.
SIGN    Episode 12
[02:04] [SONG] Sign
    The Sophie Series (Part 2)
[02:11] Cu
    Parent!
[02:13] Iona
    Master, you are going to
    search for Sophie?
[02:16] Blade
    Yeah.
[02:17] Cu
    I'll go, too!
[02:19] Cu
    Sophie is my friend!
[02:21] Iona
    I shall be by your side,
    wherever you go, Master.
[02:24] Blade
    Just the three of us, huh?
[02:26] Mao
    Hm? I'm going, too.
[02:32] Blade
    Did Maria agree to this as well?
[02:33] Mao
    That crybaby said that she
    can't abandon a friend.
[02:38] Blade
    I see.
[02:39] Blade
    So that makes five of us.
[02:41] Mao
    Shall we get going, Great Hero?
[02:43] Blade
    I'm not the Great Hero anymore.
[02:58] Earnest
    Blade, you're late!
[03:00] Yessica
    See, didn't I tell you?
[03:01] Yessica
    I figured Blade was just waiting
    around the dorm entrance.
[03:06] Clay
    What, Blade?
[03:07] Clay
    Couldn't make up your mind?
[03:09] Leonard
    How sluggish for a superorganism.
[03:11] Kassim
    It only took me five minutes to decide!
[03:15] Blade
    My bad for being so late!
[03:18] Blade
    Okay, let's go!
[03:38] Earnest
    Sophie!
[03:41] Earnest
    Eliza, I found her.
[03:43] Eliza
    That's a relief.
[03:44] Eliza
    I'll send everyone your way.
[03:47] Earnest
    Please!
[03:47] Earnest
    Stop running away!
[03:51] Earnest
    Please, let's talk about this.
[03:54] Sophie
    I have a request as well.
[03:56] Sophie
    Please let me be.
[03:58] Earnest
    Sophie.
[03:59] Earnest
    We all understand how you feel,
    and what you're trying to do.
[04:07] Earnest
    So there's no need to worry...
[04:09] Sophie
    You've got it wrong.
[04:10] Earnest
    What?
[04:12] Sophie
    There's something I haven't told you.
[04:20] Sophie
    I am a human who was created for
    the Artificial Great Hero Project.
[04:27] Earnest
    Artificial... Great Hero?
[04:29] Sophie
    During the war, research was conducted
    to try and artificially produce a human
[04:33] Sophie
    with powers equal or greater
    to the Great Hero's.
[04:37] Sophie
    I was the twelfth test subject.
[04:40] Sophie
    Everyone who took part in the
    research was supposedly arrested,
[04:45] Sophie
    but I hear that some samples and
    research data have been stolen.
[04:48] Eliza
    Those five girls are the samples in question.
[04:51] Sophie
    Someone continued the research,
     incubating them and giving them commands.
[04:56] Sophie
    The reason they exist...
[04:58] Sophie
    is to surpass the Great Hero.
[05:00] Kassim
    The Great Hero...
[05:02] Clay
    You mean the one and only?
[05:04] Earnest
    But if that's the case,
    why are they after Blade's life?
[05:08] Sophie
    Well...
[05:09] Earnest
    Oh, I get it!
[05:11] Earnest
    They want to test their capabilities
    on this superorganism!
[05:14] Leonard
    If they can't even defeat a superorganism,
[05:17] Leonard
    they stand no chance against
    the Great Hero himself.
[05:19] Leonard
    That must be it.
[05:21] Sophie
    U-Um...
[05:23] Blade
    Yeah, sure, that's gotta be it.
[05:25] Mao
    They can be quite dense, huh?
[05:28] Sophie
    I've caused you all so much
    trouble by getting you involved.
[05:33] Claire
    That's not true...
[05:34] Sophie
    My past has finally caught up with me.
[05:39] Sophie
    I wondered all along whether it was okay
    to have so much fun... to be so happy.
[05:45] Sophie
    Was it okay for a human impostor like me
     to live happily as a real person?
[05:51] Sophie
    That's why I'm going back
    to where I used to be.
[05:56] Sophie
    I'll protect all of you.
[05:59] Sophie
    Even if it costs me my life.
[06:03] Sophie
    It may not have been for long,
    but being able to walk out in the sun...
[06:08] Sophie
    made me happy.
[06:11] Sophie
    Ow.
[06:13] Sophie
    Ow... that hurts.
[06:16] Earnest
    How ridiculous.
[06:17] Earnest
    If walking in the sun makes you happy,
    then keep doing it.
[06:23] Earnest
    I mean, I also used to...
[06:25] Earnest
    have eyes like this,
[06:26] Earnest
    and I never looked like I was
    happy or having fun, right?
[06:29] Blade
    That's true.
[06:30] Earnest
    Huh?!
[06:32] Earnest
    But look, thanks to Blade,
    I was able to change.
[06:36] Yessica
    You turned into a bit too
    much of a lost cause, though.
[06:42] Earnest
    Besides, if killing them is the
    only solution, then we'll also...
[06:50] Blade
    No, we won't do that.
[06:52] Earnest
    What?
[06:53] Earnest
    But His Majesty said...
[06:55] Blade
    I know what the king said,
    but killing them isn't the answer.
[07:00] Sophie
    It's impossible.
[07:02] Sophie
    Thanks to their neural programming,
    their creator's orders are absolute.
[07:07] Maria
    Is there nothing we can do?
[07:10] Sophie
    Even if there were...
[07:12] Sophie
    Because of all the harsh
    modifications they've undergone,
[07:14] Sophie
    they don't have much longer to live.
[07:17] Claire
    How awful...
[07:18] Earnest
    You have a plan, right?
[07:20] Blade
    Nope, not at all.
[07:21] Earnest
    What?!
[07:23] Blade
    Still, I want to do something.
[07:25] Blade
    I want to save Sophie's sisters.
[07:27] Sophie
    Sisters...
[07:30] Blade
    Which is why I want all of you to help.
[07:39] Earnest
    Sophie, are you okay with that?
[07:44] Blade
    Sophie.
[07:45] Blade
    Give your life to me.
[07:48] Earnest
    What?!
[07:49] Sophie
    Okay.
[07:49] Earnest
    That was fast! Are you sure?!
[07:51] Earnest
    I mean... that's... He just....
[07:52] Blade
    What are you getting
    worked up about, Earnest?
[07:54] Earnest
    I-I get it!
[07:55] Earnest
    You want to be friends
    with those girls, right?
[07:58] Earnest
    Okay, let's do it.
[08:02] Blade
    So, do you have any good ideas?
[08:05] Eliza
    You're leaving it all to me?!
[08:07] Eliza
    Well, sure, I don't mind.
[08:09] Eliza
    I've come up with a plan.
[08:19] Une
    Let me know when you can't move anymore.
[08:21] Une
    I'll dispose of you.
[08:23] Deux
    Huh?!
[08:24] Deux
    You know I'm still good to go!
[08:25] Deux
    I'll crush you!
[08:27] Cinq
    I still wanna destroy more!
[08:29] Cinq
    Destroy! Destroy!
[08:32] Researcher
    Yes, very good.
[08:37] Researcher
    The only reason you exist is
    to transcend the Great Hero.
[08:42] Researcher
    Kill the Great Hero.
[08:44] Researcher
    Kill, kill, kill.
[08:50] Quatre
    Une.
[08:51] Quatre
    I found this outside.
[08:53] Trois
    A letter of challenge.
[08:55] Trois
    It must be a trap.
[09:04] Une
    We'll put an end to this.
[09:17] Earnest
    Do you really think they'll
    answer that challenge?
[09:21] Sophie
    It's fine.
[09:22] Sophie
    I know I would go for sure.
[09:24] Claire
    I-I see...
[09:26] Cu
    Sniff, sniff...
[09:27] Cu
    I smell the same scent as Sophie!
[09:31] Iona
    They have arrived.
[09:34] Blade
    I've been waiting.
[09:37] Une
    We'll kill you.
[09:39] Une
    That is what we exist to do.
[09:41] Blade
    I see.
[09:42] Blade
    I was hoping I could be
    friends with all of you.
[09:46] Eliza
    You understand the plan, right?
[09:48] Eliza
    You will be the only one fighting.
[09:51] Eliza
    If we attack as a group,
    they're sure to run away.
[09:54] Eliza
    However, with only one target,
[09:57] Eliza
    they should continue to fight,
    even knowing that it's a trap.
[10:03] Sophie
    Blade...
[10:04] Earnest
    I know the plan,
    but not being able to help...
[10:12] Eliza
    Listen up!
[10:13] Eliza
    The goal is not to defeat them,
    but to deplete their energy.
[10:13] Deux
    C'mon, die!
[10:15] Blade
    Adamantine Body!
[10:17] Eliza
    Please endure all of their attacks.
[10:19] Cinq
    Destroy! Destroy!
[10:27] Blade
    Easy for you to say!
[10:29] Eliza
    I know the superorganism can pull it off!
[10:31] Eliza
    If you manage to deplete their energy...
[10:33] Dione
    Be on constant lookout,
    and don't break the blockade!
[10:37] Siren
    There must be someone
     giving orders to the five of them.
[10:40] Siren
    Make sure you capture them.
[10:43] King
    Now this is a realistic exercise!
[10:46] King
    No, it's the real deal!
[10:48] Eliza
    We'll arrest the person who created them.
[10:50] Eliza
    Then, we'll make them tell us the
    parameters to reprogram and save them!
[10:54] Eliza
    So... please don't die!
[10:59] Deux
    Hi-yah!
[11:02] Quatre
    Hey, teach me again.
[11:05] Quatre
    How to kill you!
[11:07] Blade
    Oh, no!
[11:13] Earnest
    Blade!
[11:15] Sophie
    Have faith in Blade.
[11:17] Earnest
    I know!
[11:18] Earnest
    I know that...
[11:19] Earnest
    But still!
[11:30] Leonard
    He can still use moves like that?
[11:33] Earnest
    Not being able to do anything...
[11:35] Earnest
    Other than sit and watch...
[11:37] Claire
    Anna.
[11:38] Yessica
    There's still something
    we can do, isn't there?
[11:46] Deux
    Artificial Great Hero Power.
[11:51] Deux
    Deadly Earth Crash!
[11:56] Blade
    What?! The ground...
[11:57] Deux
    Be crushed by the planet, and die!
[12:02] Deux
    Three! Two! One!
[12:12] Quatre
    I'll send you to heaven.
[12:13] Quatre
    Artificial Great Hero Power!
[12:19] Blade
    Are they all real?
[12:23] Yessica
    Blade!
[12:24] Yessica
    Take this!
[12:31] Clay
    Blade!
[12:34] Blade
    Dragon Smash!
[12:39] Quatre
    Too bad.
[12:40] Quatre
    This is the end.
[12:43] Trois
    Artificial Great Hero Power.
[12:46] Trois
    I'll wipe you out, jackass!
[12:49] Leonard
    Blade!
[12:54] Leonard
    This is the Super God Technique,
    Absolutely Unbreakable Barrier.
[12:57] Yessica
    Ugh, that sure is a name.
[13:00] Trois
    So this is it...
[13:05] Blade
    Ah...
[13:06] Earnest
    No way!
[13:11] Blade
    Earnest, hand that over!
[13:13] Earnest
    Huh? But your sword...
[13:14] Blade
    Believe in me!
[13:16] Earnest
    Okay!
[13:19] Cinq
    Destroy! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
[13:23] Earnest
    Ah!
[13:23] Sophie
    I've got this.
[13:25] Sophie
    Artificial Great Hero Power.
[13:30] Sophie
    Blade.
[13:31] Sophie
    Take control of this power.
[13:34] Sophie
    It should be easier for the
    real Great Hero, right?
[13:38] Blade
    Are you sure?
[13:39] Blade
    It'll be pretty painful.
[13:41] Sophie
    My life belongs to you.
[13:44] Sophie
    Use it all you want.
[13:49] Cinq
    Artificial Great Hero Power!
[13:50] Blade
    Great Hero Power!
[14:02] Blade
    You did well, Sophie.
[14:05] Sophie
    Blade...
[14:06] Sophie
    Take this.
[14:18] Blade
    Um, what was that move called again?
[14:21] Blade
    Well, whatever works, I guess.
[14:23] Blade
    Earnest Monster Beam!
[14:26] Earnest
    Hey! Don't give it a weird name!
[15:04] Blade
    What's wrong?
[15:05] Blade
    Not gonna finish me off?
[15:08] Une
    My time is up.
[15:10] Blade
    Time?
[15:12] Blade
    What does that mean?
[15:14] Blade
    Huh?
[15:18] Blade
    H-Hey!
[15:19] Blade
    By time, you don't mean...
[15:23] Blade
    Snap out of it!
[15:24] Blade
    Hey!
[15:25] Une
    Our lifespan... measured in days...
[15:30] Une
    is fourteen days.
[15:33] Une
    Until... sunset today.
[15:39] Une
    How beautiful...
[15:41] Blade
    Eliza!
[15:42] Blade
    You heard her, right?!
[15:44] Blade
    There's no time left!
[15:45] Blade
    We're out of time!
[15:48] Eliza
    I just finished looking over
    the research data from
[15:52] Eliza
    the modification facility
    where they were born.
[15:55] Eliza
    What atrocious workmanship.
[15:57] Eliza
    I'd say they were lucky to
    last fourteen whole days...
[16:02] Claire
    Blade...
[16:03] Claire
    It's not working!
[16:05] Claire
    I can't heal them!
[16:07] Eliza
    The powers of the Great Hero and
    Demon King defy the laws of physics.
[16:11] Eliza
    They disrupt the laws of cause and effect.
[16:13] Eliza
    Claire's powers work by decreasing entropy.
[16:17] Eliza
    They won't work when
    causality has been severed.
[16:19] Blade
    Isn't there some way to save them?!
[16:22] Blade
    That's right!
[16:24] Blade
    There's the person who made
    Une and the others, right?!
[16:26] Blade
    If we ask them...
[16:27] Eliza
    It's no use.
[16:30] Eliza
    We did find their creator.
[16:32] Eliza
    However...
[16:34] Eliza
    He's dead!
[16:37] Eliza
    And not within the last fourteen days!
[16:39] Eliza
    Long before that...
[16:40] Eliza
    By the time they were born,
     he was already dead!
[16:44] Eliza
    The truth is... that there
    never were any commands...
[16:48] Blade
    Can't you do something with
    that science of yours?
[16:52] Eliza
    I could do research.
[16:54] Eliza
    With my intellect, I might be able
    to find a way to reprogram them.
[16:59] Eliza
    But there's not enough time.
[17:03] Eliza
    Science has its limits as well.
[17:06] Eliza
    It can't solve everything
    in the snap of your fingers!
[17:12] Eliza
    Damn it all!
[17:13] Eliza
    If only I was more of a genius!
[17:17] Sophie
    Blade.
[17:19] Sophie
    Bring all of them... my sisters, here.
[17:25] Sophie
    Une.
[17:26] Sophie
    Wake up.
[17:29] Sophie
    You still haven't used your
    Artificial Great Hero Power.
[17:36] Sophie
    You will all die,
[17:38] Sophie
    but there's a way for you to keep living.
[17:44] Une
    I failed to carry out my orders.
[17:46] Une
    What point is there in living?
[17:50] Blade
    You can surpass me.
[17:51] Blade
    Keep on living, and try to surpass me.
[17:55] Blade
    If you can, that is.
[17:58] Deux
    Hmm, that sounds pretty fun.
[18:01] Trois
    There's no way...
[18:03] Trois
    But the chances aren't zero.
[18:07] Quatre
    I might win if it was a different activity.
[18:11] Cinq
    Destroy, destroy...
[18:14] Sophie
    Une.
[18:18] Une
    I understand.
[18:20] Une
    Artificial Great Hero Power.
[18:24] Sophie
    Blade.
[18:26] Sophie
    Take control of her power.
[18:29] Sophie
    So that their souls...
    their minds... enter me.
[18:34] Blade
    Okay.
[18:35] Blade
    Leave it to me.
[19:15] Blade
    Um... are you Une?
[19:19] Une
    That's right.
[19:20] Blade
    What's wrong?
[19:21] Une
    I just came to see if
    you were feeling better.
[19:24] Une
    When you are, I'll be the one to kill you.
[19:27] Une
    Don't forget it.
[19:28] Blade
    Yeah.
[19:30] Blade
    That's what you all say.
[19:32] Blade
    What about the others?
[19:34] Une
    They say they want to talk to you.
[19:37] Une
    But before that...
[19:42] Blade
    Sophie?
[19:43] Sophie
    Yes.
[19:44] Sophie
    It looks like my sisters let me take control.
[19:47] Blade
    Sounds like you have it rough.
[19:49] Blade
    Is everything okay?
[19:51] Sophie
    Well...
[19:52] Sophie
    It feels like having six children.
[19:56] Blade
    Six?
[19:57] Blade
    Isn't that one too many?
[20:04] [SONG] Sign
    The sunny disposition that
    brings a smile to your face
[20:09] [SONG] Sign
    As well as the heroic sense of justice
[20:14] [SONG] Sign
    They may be a part of me,
    but that's not all there is
[20:20] [SONG] Sign
    That image of me
[20:22] [SONG] Sign
    Has taken on a life of its own
[20:25] [SONG] Sign
    Hey, wait up
[20:28] [SONG] Sign
    Won't you be friends with me?
[20:30] [SONG] Sign
    Let's shake hands, another self of mine
[20:35] [SONG] Sign
    The wounds we cannot bear alone
[20:38] [SONG] Sign
    The dangers that we keep hidden
[20:41] [SONG] Sign
    We're all hiding them within
[20:43] [SONG] Sign
    Standing ready to strike
[20:46] [SONG] Sign
    The shadow lurking beneath the light
[20:49] [SONG] Sign
    The muffled sounds coming from my lips
[20:53] [SONG] Sign
    They make me feel that I am alive
[20:59] [SONG] Sign
    It's a sign
[21:25] Yessica
    Ah, it's hopeless!
[21:28] Cu
    It's my turn!
[21:34] King
    Now this is a true realistic exercise!
[21:38] Siren
    Gil.
[21:39] Siren
    About the magical beast brought here today...
[21:42] Siren
    I received word that there's been a mix-up.
[21:46] Dione
    It seems they delivered a different
    beast than the one you ordered.
[21:49] Dione
    I thought it was a little too powerful.
[21:53] Doctor
    Looks like I'm going to be busy.
[21:57] King
    Knock 'em dead!
SIGN    Final Ep!! Good Work!!
[22:03] Cu
    Blargh...
[22:05] Earnest
    Hi-yah-yah-yah!
[22:09] Earnest
    Hi-yah-yah-yah...
[22:12] Earnest
    Hey, Asmodeus!
[22:14] Earnest
    You can do better than that!
[22:16] Asmodeus
    No more...
[22:18] Asmodeus
    I'm really done for...
[22:19] Leonard
    My lord!
[22:21] Leonard
    Let us fight in tandem!
[22:22] Leonard
    Why me?!
[22:28] Sophie
    Please, everyone.
[22:32] Une
    I've got this.
[22:33] Une
    Dragon Smash!
[22:34] Deux
    Hi-yah!
[22:37] Trois
    Like this.
[22:38] Cinq
    Destroy!
[22:38] Sophie
    Artificial Great Hero Power!
[22:43] Leonard
    How many does that make?
[22:45] Kassim
    I'll land the final blow—
[22:49] Mao
    Bow before me!
[22:51] Iona
    According to my high-spec calculations...
[22:55] Iona
    No effect.
[23:00] Siren
    It really doesn't look good.
[23:09] King
    Oh, there's no need to worry.
[23:21] King
    After all, he's the Great Hero!
[23:25] Blade
    Hmm?
[23:26] Blade
    What's wrong, everyone?
[23:30] Blade
    Mmm! This tonkatsu curry's so good!
[23:32] Earnest
    You lousy...
[23:34] Group
    Superorganism!