E12 - Record 37 - 57 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Going Home Club Mini-Theater     Final Episode SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Now Recruiting SIGN    Going Home Club - Sakura [00:14] Nat     It's too soon for the ending theme! [00:17] Nat     Come on! [00:18] Nat     Why did you go right     to the ending theme? [00:21] Sak     Well, you know, [00:22] Sak     when the ending theme plays early in     the last episode, it's a surefire winner! [00:26] Nat     But that ends it the moment it starts! [00:28] Cla     I guess we should have used     Karin-san's and my song after all. [00:31] Kar     That's not the problem! [00:33] Nat     Look! [00:34] Nat     My point is, changing the song won't help! [00:37] Nat     If you put it at the beginning, [00:39] Nat     it stops being the ending theme     and becomes the opening theme! [00:43] Kar     I get it! [00:45] Cla     We've been saying that     this is the last episode... [00:47] Bot     ...but our activities aren't ending! [00:49] Sak     It's the last episode, but it isn't over! [00:51] Sak     On the contrary!     We're just getting started! [00:56] Girls     Chronicles of the Going     Home Club starts now! [00:59] Aza     There's still more to watch! [01:03] Girl     "Hard work is sacred." [01:05] Girl     Just as I was recalling words like     these with a sigh of relief... [01:09] Girl     I heard a "toka-ton-ton"... [01:12] Girl     The sound seemed to ring faintly from afar. [01:16] Girl     Suddenly, everything I'd done up     to that point struck me as foolish. [01:20] Girl     I stood up, walked back to my room, [01:23] Girl     climbed under the covers, and went to sleep. SIGN    Record 37: Misreading [01:26] Teacher     Okay, that's far enough. [01:28] Teacher     Now, for the next passage... [01:31] Teacher     Doumyouji. [01:34] Teacher     The next passage. Read it, please. [01:44] Sak     I turned my face up [01:46] Sak     to face the sky high above. [01:48] Sak     Cirrocumulus. [01:49] Teacher     Who told you to compose a haiku?! [03:25] Kar     Tapirs live in equatorial jungles. [03:28] Kar     Did you all know [03:30] Kar     that tapirs have an unusual     bone structure that makes [03:32] Kar     their front legs longer     than their back legs? [03:35] Kar     But setting that aside... [03:38] Kar     I'm currently... [03:40] Kar     fleeing the Demon King's pursuit! SIGN    Record 38:     What's "Tap-oom"? [03:55] Badguy     You gave me quite the run-around. [03:57] Badguy     You have a birthmark on your butt marking     you as the wielder of tremendous power. [04:01] Badguy     Show it to me! [04:03] Kar     No! [04:03] Kar     There are various reasons     I can't show it to you! [04:10] Badguy     You leave me no choice. [04:11] Badguy     In that case... [04:12] Badguy     I'll tear it off by force! [04:15] Tapir     That's enough! [04:16] Badguy     What? [04:17] Badguy     Who are you?! [04:19] Tapir     I am heir to the mark passed     down since ancient times. [04:23] Tapir     The one who will stand     against the Demon King... [04:26] Tapir     The one true hero: Tapir! [04:28] Tapir     Demon King Veribadd, I won't     let you have your own way! [04:34] Badguy     Such impudence from a mere tapir! [04:36] Badguy     Very well! Then, I shall     start by ripping off y— [04:39] Tapir     Super Tap-oom! [04:41] Demonking     That's huge! What is that spell?! [04:54] Kar     Amazing! That was amazing, Tapir-san! [05:05] Tapir     Have you learned the power     of pay-to-win items? [05:12] Kar     I get it now, Tapir-san... [05:14] Kar     So... [05:15] Kar     So that's what "tap-oom" meant... [05:16] Teacher     Hey! Touno! Wake up! SIGN    Don't Try This at Home [05:20] Aza     Hey, kids! Don't fall     sleep in class, ya hear? SIGN    Record 39 SIGN    I Hate Bugs [05:28] Kar     I really, really can't stand bugs! [05:31] Kar     A while ago, there was a centipede     four centimeters long in my house. [05:35] Kar     And I just shouted... [05:37] (Flashback) Kar     Monnu! SIGN    Monnu [05:38] Kar     ...out of nowhere. [05:40] Nat     That's a hard word to say     on the spur of the moment. [05:42] Kar     But, Nat-chan, four     centimeters is really big! [05:46] Kar     It's about as large as     an eleven-week-old fetus! [05:49] Nat     Why are you comparing it to new life?! [05:53] Sak     I see. [05:55] Sak     By the way, speaking of sizes... [05:57] Sak     A toilet flush has settings for     both "big" and "small," [06:00] Sak     but even if you set it for "small,"     it still uses a lot of water. [06:03] Nat     That doesn't really have much to do with size. [06:06] Nat     And what kind of subject is     that for a heroine to bring up? [06:09] Bot     No... [06:11] Bot     I don't care! Continue! [06:12] Nat     For some reason, Botan-senpai     just gave the "Go" sign! SIGN    Record 40 SIGN    Conserving Water [06:17] Sak     I just think, [06:18] Sak     if you used the "small" setting     for "big," "middle," and "small," SIGN    Small Big [06:21] Sak     it would save water and be     good for the environment. [06:26] Nat     I feel I should ask... What's "middle"? [06:30] Sak     When it's almost a liquid, it's "middle"! SIGN    Boom [06:31] Nat     Okay, stop! SIGN    Please wait a moment SIGN    Botan-senpai is currently deploying Air Refresh Logos. Please wait patiently until the purification is complete. [06:34] Aza     Please wait a moment. [06:45] Cla     Hm? SIGN    Record 41      Antonyms [06:57] Cla     Oh, dear. [06:58] Cla     My mechanical pencil's out of lead. [07:00] Nat     I'll go buy some for you. [07:02] Cla     What? But... [07:03] Nat     I was about to go to the school store anyway... [07:05] Nat     I'll buy you some while I'm there. [07:07] Cla     Really? [07:08] Cla     Well, if you wouldn't mind... [07:11] Cla     This should cover it, right? [07:14] Nat     You want me to buy the whole box? [07:17] Cla     Well, there are 40 leads in a case,     and they're 200 yen apiece, [07:20] Cla     which comes to 8,000 yen, right? [07:22] Nat     The 200 yen is obviously     for all 40 leads! [07:25] Nat     What kind of bourgeois writing     materials were you expecting?! [07:28] Cla     I-It's 200 yen for the whole case? [07:32] Cla     You mean to say that each     lead is only five yen? [07:35] Cla     What is this quantum physical pricing? [07:38] Nat     Is that the antonym of "astronomical"? [07:40] Nat     First time I've ever heard that! SIGN    Furuhashi [07:52] Nat     Hello? [07:53] Fur     Natsunoji. [07:54] Nat     "Natsunoji"? [07:56] Fur     There's something I'd like to show you. [07:59] Fur     Could I trouble you to pay a visit to the roof? [08:02] Nat     What's this character supposed to be? [08:04] Nat     Just— [08:04] Fur     You'll see when you get there. SIGN    Record 42 SIGN    Debut!! Aikarin [08:14] Nat     So what is it? [08:16] Nat     What'd you call me up here to show me? [08:20] Fur     I'm Ai! [08:21] Kar     I'm Karin! [08:24] Girls     Together, we are... Aikarin! [08:37] Fur     It's time for "Aikarin's     Machine Gun Short Skits!" [08:39] Fur     Delinquent. [08:41] Fur     Hey, I wanna hit the arcade. [08:44] Fur     Lend me some cash, would ya? [08:47] Kar     Oh, no! I can't! [08:50] Fur     Oh, yeah? You sure that's     your final answer? [08:55] Fur     My li'l bro's the leader of     an elementary school gang! [08:57] Kar     That's pathetic! [09:02] Nat     28 points. [09:04] Fur     That's harsh! [09:05] Nat     I deducted five points in advance because      you made up another nickname for me. [09:09] Fur     Which means I was already in the     red when I called you up here? [09:12] Nat     Even with those five points,     you'd still be in the red. [09:15] Nat     Plus, you called it "machine gun,"     but you only did one gag. [09:18] Nat     That makes no sense. [09:19] Fur     Well, we thought this one gag was as     powerful as a machine gun barrage... [09:23] Nat     That makes no sense!     It has to be rapid fire! [09:25] Nat     So why did you suddenly     decide to take on comedy? [09:28] Fur     Well... earlier, I saw a     comedy program on TV, and... [09:32] Fur     I thought "That looks easy.     Even I could reach the top level." [09:37] Nat     Do you have an eternal wellspring of     confidence inside that brain of yours? [09:41] Fur     Huh? SIGN    The Top [09:43] Aza     Far away? SIGN    Record 43 SIGN    Aikarin Strikes Back [09:51] Fur     It's time for "Aikarin's Explosive     Hand Grenade Short Skits!" [09:54] Fur     Birth! [09:56] Fur     What's wrong? [09:57] Fur     Huh? Are you okay? [10:00] Kar     I-I'm giving birth! [10:02] Fur     I know! The Lamaze Technique! [10:15] Kar     Oxygen is delicious! [10:18] Nat     Why did you take the surrealist route? [10:20] Fur     What do you think? [10:20] Nat     I'm not sure what to say. [10:23] Nat     That reminds me, Furuishi... [10:25] Fur     It's Furuhashi! [10:27] Nat     So your first name's Ai, is it? [10:29] Nat     I never knew! [10:32] Fur     We spent three years in middle     school together, didn't we?! [10:37] Sak     And with that... [10:38] Cla     ...Chronicles of the Going Home Club... [10:40] Bot     ...has completed all twelve episodes. [10:41] All     Thank you for watchi— [10:42] Nat     It's not over yet! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery SIGN    All that still remains of the Going Home Club's lost dreams is the summer grass SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Iizuka SIGN    Student Council Room SIGN    Student Council President [11:11] Rei     What? [11:12] Rei     I get another appearance?! SIGN    Record 44 SIGN    Complacency [11:15] Rei     But I thought last week     was the final episode... [11:18] Kan     President! Urgent news! SIGN    Student Council Secretary, 2nd year          Kaneda Masao [11:20] Rei     Is it about the Soccer Club     and the Baseball Club? SIGN    Record 45 SIGN    The Perfect Equal [11:23] Kan     You already know about it? [11:25] Rei     Don't worry. I've already taken     measures to deal with it. SIGN    Student Council President: 3rd Year     Takakado Reina     Special Ability: Handbook Bind [11:28] Kan     What do you mean? [11:31] Rei     I've sent the vice president to the scene. [11:33] Kan     Iizuka-san?! [11:35] Aza     The animators got complacent and forgot     to design the secretary, Kaneda-kun. [11:44] Sak     The Student Council Vice     President, Iizuka Kouhei. SIGN    Student Council     Vice President: 3rd Year      Iizuka Kouhei [11:48] Sak     They call him a romantic... an idealist. [11:53] Nat     So he has an alias, too... [11:55] Sak     His ability is "The Perfect Equal." SIGN    The Perfect Equal SIGN    The Perfect Equal [11:59] Nat     Another one with superpowers?! [12:01] Kar     What kind of ability is "The Perfect Equal"? [12:05] Bot     From what I've heard, it ensures lunch     portions are served out equally. [12:09] Nat     What's the point of that?! [12:11] Sak     Plus, our school doesn't     even have lunch service. [12:14] Cla     In other words, his ability     is useless garbage, right? [12:19] Nat     I think that's a little too harsh. SIGN    Record 46 SIGN    Animal Sounds [12:23] Sak     Speaking of aliases... [12:24] Sak     We call dogs "bow-wows" so why     don't we call cats "meow-meows"? [12:29] Bot     That's less an alias and more of a label. [12:32] Kar     That's true. [12:34] Kar     It's the same with Malay Tapirs. [12:36] Kar     Ta... [12:38] Nat     Why did you bring up an animal when     you don't know what sound it makes?! [12:42] Cla     We could call Parrots     "Pollywannacracker-chan," too. [12:45] Par     Good morning! [12:47] Nat     Now we're just talking about     things that don't matter! [12:50] Bot     And a whip-poor-will should be     called "Whip-poor-will-chan"! [12:52] Nat     That's the same thing! [12:53] Nat     You people are real idiots! SIGN    Record 47 SIGN    Map [12:58] Kar     We still haven't reached that cute     sundries shop we saw on the internet? [13:02] Sak     According to the map,     it should be in this area... [13:05] Nat     Knowing Sakura-senpai, [13:07] Nat     she probably brought a     map of the world by mistake. [13:10] Nat     That's not the punchline here, is it? SIGN    Map of the Galaxy [13:16] Nat     The scale's way too big! [13:18] Aza     You are currently... here! [13:21] Nat     I can barely even tell     where our solar system is! SIGN    Record 48 SIGN    Taste of the Commoners [13:24] Cla     Well, shall we stop by the convenience     store, and then head to the park? [13:33] Aza     You can do it! [13:40] Kar     Claire-senpai! Look at this! [13:43] Kar     This is the most delicious     part of the ice cream! [13:48] Cla     May I try it? [13:50] Kar     Yes! SIGN    Ice Cream [13:58] Cla     So this is the taste of the commoners? [14:00] Nat     That overjoyed reaction just shows [14:01] Nat     how big the gap is between     you and the commoners. SIGN    Record 49 SIGN    Heroic Tale [14:07] Bot     I did have one of those before. [14:09] Bot     There were these guys     who wanted to get rid of me [14:12] Bot     before I could learn Hagitsuki-ryuu. [14:14] Nat     That sounds awfully savage. [14:18] Bot     I was about three years old. [14:20] Bot     They used a sniper rifle     to shoot me in the chest. [14:23] Nat     That's a major incident out of the blue! [14:29] Bot     I was such a novice. [14:31] Bot     I didn't even notice the     sniper one kilometer away. [14:34] Bot     Of course, now, I'd spot him immediately. [14:36] Nat     You sound embarrassed about your past, [14:39] Nat     but it's scarier that you notice them at all! [14:40] Kar     B-But you were shot in the chest... [14:44] Kar     Does that mean you died when     you were a child, Botan-senpai?! [14:48] Cla     Karin-san, calm down. [14:50] Cla     The fact that she's here with us now     proves that she survived being shot. [14:55] Nat     But, how did you survive? [14:58] Bot     I happened to be carrying     something in my chest region. [15:02] Bot     It blocked the bullet. [15:04] Sak     Wow! Just like in the movies! [15:07] Bot     Yes. I got it from my parents. [15:10] Bot     My ribcage! [15:13] Nat     You can't block a bullet like that! [15:17] Bot     I've been waiting for this moment. [15:19] Bot     It's time to settle this once and for all. [15:23] Bot     Bear! [15:26] Nat     Um... SIGN    Record 50 SIGN    What if the Person Inside the     Four Bear Kings Costume in the     Spirit World was a Super Feminayan? [15:28] Nat     What's going on? SIGN    Four Bear Kings: Polar Bear [15:33] Bear     He is the strongest of the Four Bear Kings. [15:39] Bear     Do you really think you can beat me? [15:46] Bot     It can't be... [15:48] Bot     You mean... [15:49] Bot     It was you... [15:52] Bot     Karin?! [15:53] Bot     What's going on here? [15:55] Kar     I am of a race that can     alter its contents at will. [15:58] Bear     The Costume Bear! [16:01] Kar     And you're wide open... [16:02] Kar     Botan-senpai! SIGN    Cute SIGN    Femi... SIGN    Cute [16:14] ---     ...nine... SIGN    Cute [16:16] ---     ap... SIGN    Cute [16:18] ---     ...peal! SIGN    Cute [16:19] Bot     Her feminine appeal is overwhelming... SIGN    Cute [16:22] Bot     I can't beat her. [16:24] Cla     Naturally! [16:25] Sak     The Four Bear Kings are a     force to be reckoned with! [16:27] Nat     But... [16:28] Nat     This doesn't even make any sense! SIGN    Record 51: A Song That's Not     Even Vaguely Remembered [16:40] Cla     Look, everyone. This is     the famous Moldau River. [16:44] Kar     It's so big! [16:46] Bot     Speaking of which, Sakura... [16:48] Bot     You sang "Die Moldau" in your     middle school choir, right? [16:52] Sak     That's right! [16:53] Bot     Well, since we're here now,     why don't you sing it? [16:56] Kar     I'd like to hear it! [16:58] Kar     Please sing it in German! [17:00] Sak     In... In German? [17:02] Kar     Yes! Please! [17:16] Kar     That's "Demon King," Sakura-senpai! [17:18] Kar     I want to hear "Die Moldau"! [17:23] Kar     Not "Demon King!"     "Die Moldau," please! [17:34] Cla     You never sang "Die Moldau," did you? [17:38] Sak     Father! [17:40] Nat     That's not your father! SIGN    Going Home Club Explains: What is "Die Moldau"? [17:42] Aza     By the way, [17:43] Aza     "Die Moldau" is actually     one part of a longer work [17:46] Aza     by a Czech composer named Smetana,      arranged for choruses to sing. [17:49] Aza     The lyrics we sing were added by the Japanese. [17:52] Nat     So when you sang it in middle     school, it was in Japanese?! [17:55] Sak     I'm sorry! SIGN    Record 52 SIGN    You Fed the Cute Girls Too Much [17:58] Cla     Karin-san. Here's your drink. [18:01] Cla     I didn't want you to hurt your     hands, so I opened it first. [18:05] Cla     I've also turned in your handouts for     the day, so don't worry about that. [18:09] Cla     Then, I filled your mechanical     pencil with lead, [18:12] Cla     and I put an extra pink eraser     in your locker for you. [18:15] Cla     Do you have a handkerchief     and pocket tissues? [18:17] Cla     Also, I went to the restroom for you. [18:18] Nat     I know this is your usual routine, but... [18:22] Nat     don't you think you're spoiling     her a little too much? [18:24] Cla     Oh, no, I don't fink fo! [18:29] Cla     Goo! [18:31] Nat     That would never happen! SIGN    Record 53: "How to Draw" Song [18:36] Sak     I thought up a "How to     Draw Natsuki-chan" song! [18:38] Nat     Huh? [18:39] Sak     The crescent moon rises high in the sky! [18:45] Nat     That's it?! SIGN    Record 54 SIGN    Cute [18:49] Ann     For winning the title of MVP, [18:51] Ann     Cristiano Messi will be awarded     a top-of-the-line sports car. [18:56] Kar     Wow! [18:56] Kar     Soccer players drive big cars, huh? SIGN    Record 55: The "How to Draw Sakura-chan" Song [19:05] Sak     I thought up a "How to     Draw Sakura-chan" song! [19:08] Sak     Then, I'll draw it now! [19:09] Sak     But there's something you need first. [19:11] Sak     A mental image. [19:13] Sak     A mental image of what     you're drawing is essential. [19:15] Bot     This looks like it's gonna take     a while. Better fast-forward. [19:15] Sak     Understand? When it's time to draw— SIGN    Fast Forward SIGN    Fast Forward SIGN    Fast Forward SIGN    Pause SIGN    Play [19:23] Sak     And just like that, you've got Sakura-chan! [19:26] Nat     Don't fast-forward through     the drawing process! [19:28] Girls     Yeah, right! Yeah, right! Yeah, right! [19:30] Nar     Somewhere, hidden from the eyes of men, [19:32] Nar     there is a merciless underworld     organization that trains skilled Retorters. [19:39] Nar     It is called: SIGN    Record 56: The Retorters' Pit [19:41] Nar     The Retorters' Pit [19:42] Nat     That doesn't exist! SIGN    Record 57 SIGN    Important Announcement [19:48] Sak     I now have two important announcements! [19:48] Sak     One, two! [19:51] Sak     The first concerns the cat that's been     hanging around the school grounds. [19:54] Sak     That cat just had kittens     behind the school building. [19:58] Kar     I thought she was looking     chubby recently! [20:01] Kar     So she became a mom! [20:03] Bot     Okay! Let's go see! [20:05] Cla     I'm sure they're all as cute as Karin-san. [20:09] Kar     I want to go see them! [20:11] Sak     Okay! Let's go see them now! [20:13] Nat     W-Wait a minute! Before we do that... [20:17] Nat     What's the other important announcement? [20:23] Sak     Oh. [20:24] Sak     It's that there are only 60 seconds     until the end of the series. [20:31] Bot     You decided to bring this up now? [20:33] Cla     Just fifty-four seconds remaining... [20:34] Cla     We only have time for one more joke. [20:37] Nat     We can't bomb the final punchline. [20:40] Kar     I want to see the kittens! [20:44] Nat     What? It's mine? What awful timing! [20:48] Kar     Nat-chan, did you change your ringtone?! [20:49] Sak     That's not the part you     should be concerned with! [20:51] Nat     Furuhashi, sorry! [20:52] Nat     I'm a little occupied right now! SIGN    Furuhashi Ai [20:55] Fur     Natsukinov... You got my name     right for the first time. [20:59] Nat     Huh? Wait, anyway... [21:01] Nat     What do you want? [21:03] Fur     I realized I keep forgetting to tell you. [21:07] Fur     And given the occasion,     I thought I should tell you now... [21:11] Fur     You remember how I wasn't     sure if I should join [21:15] Fur     the Tennis Club or the     Hundred Poems Club? [21:19] Fur     The truth is... [21:21] Fur     I joined the Volleyball Club. [21:22] Nat     Who cares about that?! [21:24] Nat     We're out of time! [21:24] Aza     Three... Two... One. [22:59] Sak     Oh, well. I wish we could     have made it to Record 100. [23:03] Nat     That would've been impossible     in the time we had. [23:07] Bot     We could've done a skit every 45 frames. [23:11] Bot     That'd make it possible, right? [23:12] Nat     My retorts couldn't keep     up with that speed. [23:16] Cla     We didn't get to do a final joke. [23:18] Cla     We would have done better just showing     cute pictures of Karin-san the whole time. [23:23] Nat     You never change, do you? [23:28] Nat     Karin? [23:32] Kar     The first evening star! [23:49] Cla     What? [23:50] Bot     It's moving, isn't it? [23:51] Nat     Um... [23:53] Sak     That's an airplane. [23:56] Nat     Well, that ruined everything... SIGN    The End.