E1 - Go-Home Club Applicants \ Life is Short; Go Home, Young Lady \ Beware of Hagizuki-ryuu Practitioners \ Extravagant Youth: Priceless Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Nar     Hooded seals live in the Arctic. [00:14] Nar     Did you all know [00:16] Nar     that the hooded seal's lactation     period is about four days? [00:19] Nar     They say that's the     shortest of any mammal. [00:22] Nar     But setting that aside... [00:27] Natsu     Japan is currently in the height of spring. [00:29] Natsu     As a rain of pollen tickles my nasal membranes, [00:32] Natsu     I, Andou Natsuki, have officially     become a high school student. SIGN    Wrestling Club [00:37] Natsu     Today is club recruiting day. SIGN    Let's ride horses! [00:40] Natsu     High school is amazing!     There are so many different clubs! [00:55] Sakura     H... H... Help me up... [00:58] Natsu     I guess spring also brings along     some things I don't understand. [01:03] Aza     Stray seal! [01:08] Natsu     What was that all about? [01:10] Furu     Hey, Nattsun! [01:14] Natsu     Um... Who are you? [01:17] Furu     I'm Furuhashi! Furuhashi! [01:18] ---     We went to middle school together! [01:20] Aza     This happens a lot! [01:22] Furu     Nattsun, your jokes are really too much. [01:24] Natsu     I thought I told you to stop calling me     that once we were in high school. [01:27] Furu     Well? Have you picked     your club yet, Nattsun? [01:30] Natsu     Are you sticking with the Tennis Club? [01:34] Furu     Hmm... But doing the same     thing as in middle school [01:37] ---     wouldn't be very exciting. [01:40] Furu     Maybe I should be bold and     try the Hundred Poems Club! [01:43] Natsu     Huh? [01:44] Furu     Look! It's even the same arm motion. [01:44] Aza     As friends and strangers come and go... [01:47] Natsu     I don't know if it's wise to     join a club based on that. [01:47] Aza     Fault. [01:50] Natsu     I don't like dealing with the     hierarchies in clubs, anyway. [01:54] Natsu     Maybe I should join the Going Home Club. [01:56] Karin     Really? Andou-san, you're joining     the Going Home Club, too? [02:00] Natsu     Um... you're Touno-san, right? [02:03] Karin     Yeah! I'm Touno Karin.     It's nice to meet you! [02:06] Karin     But I'm so glad. [02:08] ---     I thought I would be the only one     joining the Going Home Club. [02:11] Natsu     No, I really doubt that... [02:15] Natsu     Furuhashi, you could join     the Going Home Club— [02:16] Karin     What?! No, I've got my Hundred Poems Club! [02:20] Natsu     Wasn't that just some idea you had? [02:22] Furu     Oh, right. I should go there     and observe, or something. [02:25] ---     That's right, that's right... [02:27] Karin     Observe? [02:29] Natsu     Well, why don't we do the same? [02:32] Natsu     Observe the Going Home Club! Yeah, right. [02:34] Karin     Sure, let's go! [02:37] Natsu     Huh? What? [02:40] Natsu     No, the Going Home Club isn't... [02:44] Natsu     a... [02:45] Natsu     real... [02:46] Natsu     club... SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Now Recruiting SIGN    Going Home Club [02:51] Natsu     It is real! [04:24] Natsu     Wait a minute. [04:25] Natsu     Why does the Going Home Club     have its own club room?! [04:27] Natsu     That's taking "anything goes" too far! [04:29] Karin     It's amazing, isn't it? [04:33] Sakura     Come in! [04:34] Natsu     Have a little doubt here... SIGN    Record 1 SIGN    Going Home Club Applicants [04:41] Karin     Excuse us! [04:43] Sakura     Your membership is approved! [04:45] Natsu     That was fast! [04:46] Botan     But you're applying for membership, right? [04:48] Karin     Yes! [04:49] Natsu     I'm not really... [04:51] Claire     I'm so happy. What might your names be? [04:55] Karin     I'm Touno Karin! [04:57] Natsu     I'm Andou Natsuki. [04:59] Sakura     Karin-chan and Natsuki-chan, then! [05:02] Sakura     Right! Let me introduce the crazy     members of the Going Home Club! [05:06] Natsu     What?! The members are crazy?! SIGN    Sixteenth heir to the ancient     Hagitsuki-ryuu martial arts style [05:09] Sakura     Sixteenth heir to the ancient     Hagitsuki-ryuu martial arts style, [05:13] ---     Oohagi Botan-chan. [05:15] Botan     Let's fight bears together! [05:17] Natsu     What?! She's exceptional! SIGN    Daughter of the head of the Kokonoe Corporation [05:19] Sakura     Daughter of the head of     the Kokonoe Corporation, [05:23] ---     Kokonoe Claire-chan! [05:26] Claire     If we get any more members,     we'll have to hire a maid. [05:29] Natsu     What?! She's exceptional, too! [05:31] Sakura     And I am the Going Home Club's president, [05:33] ---     proud bearer of type A blood,     born under the sign of Taurus... [05:39] Sakura     Doumyouji Sakura! SIGN    Name: Doumyouji Sakura     Blood Type: A     Sign: Taurus     Height: 163cm     Weight: Secret [05:41] Sakura     Heir to my grandmother's     sewing scissors! SIGN    Normal Person [05:46] Natsu     That means you're just     an ordinary person! [05:50] Natsu     L-Look. [05:51] Natsu     I appreciate the introductions, [05:54] ---     but I'm not actually interested     in joining your club... [05:59] Natsu     So can I go home now? [06:01] Sakura     You... [06:04] Sakura     You're incredible! [06:06] Sakura     You want to go home right away... [06:09] Sakura     You have incredible     Going Home Spirit within you! [06:13] ---     Huh? [06:14] Claire     That's right! [06:15] ---     We must order dresses for     the two of you right away! [06:18] ---     Huh? W-Wait! [06:20] Botan     We've got some real     Uber Loogies among us now. [06:22] Natsu     If you're talking about     an impressive newcomer, [06:24] ---     the term is "Super Rookie"! [06:27] Sakura     We've got two spirited     first-years joining us! [06:30] ---     This should be a lot of fun! [06:33] Sa/Bo/Cl     Welcome to the Going Home Club! [06:41] Natsu     It's too soon for the ending theme! SIGN    Record 2 SIGN    Life is Short; Go Home, Young Lady [06:49] Furu     So you ended up joining the     Going Home Club yesterday! [06:52] Natsu     This is no laughing matter. [06:54] Furu     But it's so funny, Nattsu— [06:56] Furu     Uh, I mean, um, Natsukichi? [06:58] Natsu     You don't have to invent a new     nickname for me, Furukawa. [07:03] Furu     It's Furuhashi. [07:05] Natsu     Anyway, they told me to start     coming officially, today. [07:09] Natsu     What am I gonna do? [07:12] Furu     Well, it looks like     not going isn't an option. [07:24] Karin     Hey, Andou-san. [07:26] Natsu     You can call me Natsuki.     And I'll call you Karin. [07:29] Karin     Really? Then can I call you Nat-chan? [07:32] Natsu     Sure, fine with me. [07:36] Natsu     So, what is it? [07:37] Karin     Nat-chan. [07:41] Karin     Nat-chan... [07:45] Karin     Nat-chan... SIGN    Blush [07:48] Natsu     Um... [07:50] Karin     Oh, that's right. [07:52] ---     Nat-chan, what do you think they     do in the Going Home Club? [07:56] Natsu     You don't know?! [07:58] Natsu     That's what I wanted to ask! [08:00] ---     And what made you want to join [08:02] ---     if you don't even know what they do? [08:04] Karin     What? Well, it was during     club recruiting day... SIGN    Stand Up!     Going Home Club     Now Recruiting! [08:10] (Flashback) Aza     Stand! Stand up! [08:18] Karin     This is it! [08:19] Natsu     What is it?! [08:20] Natsu     What about that made you     want to join their club?! [08:23] Natsu     And they were recruiting people with that?! [08:26] Natsu     I want to go home already. [08:28] Karin     That's a Super Rookie for you! [08:30] Natsu     Shut up already. [08:32] Karin     It's okay, Nat-chan. [08:34] ---     If you ask our senpai in Japanese, [08:36] ---     I'm sure they'll tell you what     the Going Home Club does. [08:39] Natsu     Well, yes, that's probably true... [08:43] Natsu     But it didn't occur to me that I had     a language choice besides Japanese. SIGN    Also known as brush seal [08:48] Aza     Mohawk Seal! SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Seal          Going Home Club [08:52] Natsu     Excuse me. [08:53] Sakura     The first-years are here! [08:55] Claire     Welcome! [08:56] Botan     I've got controllers ready for you. [08:58] Sakura     Oh, that's right. Chairs, chairs! [09:01] Natsu     Um, Doumyouji-senpai... [09:03] Sakura     Take no great pains.     Prithee call me Sakura. [09:06] Natsu     Okay, Sakura-senpai— [09:08] Sakura     Aye, come nearer. [09:11] Natsu     Sakura-senpai, why are you     using such old-timey language? [09:14] Botan     Probably because sixth period     was classic literature. [09:17] Natsu     She's so easily influenced! [09:18] Karin     Nat-chan. You wanted to ask     something else, remember? [09:21] ---     Oh, yeah. [09:23] Natsu     Sakura-senpai. [09:25] Natsu     What exactly does the Going Home Club do? [09:36] Sakura     We have fun! [09:39] Natsu     I told you, it's too soon! [09:41] ---     How desperate are you to end the show?! [09:44] Sakura     If you do nothing, your youth     will pass by in an instant. SIGN    °Based on the creator's personal experience. [09:48] Sakura     That is why we formed the Going Home Club, [09:50] ---     to enjoy ourselves as much as possible [09:52] ---     after school and on the way home. [09:55] Claire     Is that what it was? [09:57] Natsu     Not even your own members knew?! [10:00] Sakura     We want to do things that are fun,     but that one shouldn't do. [10:03] Natsu     Do things it's okay to do! [10:06] Sakura     But today, we're going to do     something it's okay to do. [10:09] Sakura     Botan-chan! Claire-chan! [10:11] Natsu     What are you going to do? [10:14] Claire     We're going to the park     to feed the pigeons. [10:17] Sakura     Feeding the pigeons! [10:19] Botan     Project Code... [10:20] ---     MANNA! [10:21] Natsu     It doesn't need a title that cool! [10:30] Natsu     Feeding the pigeons?     What are they, little kids? [10:34] Botan     There! [10:49] Sakura     It's so fun! [10:54] Sakura     Yeah! He took it! [10:56] Sakura     Come on, little guy! It's tasty! [11:04] Natsu     I guess... it might be kind of fun. SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery SIGN    We took this photo of the Going Home Club in action. Who provides whose voice? SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club [11:43] Natsu     Just open it normally! SIGN    Record 3 SIGN    Beware of Hagitsuki-ryuu Practitioners [11:50] Sakura     So, that was Botan-chan's demonstration     of Hagitsuki-ryuu martial arts! [11:59] Natsu     I'm impressed that you can cut it [12:01] ---     so cleanly with just your bare hand. [12:03] Botan     To be precise, I'm not     cutting it with my hand. [12:07] Botan     By moving my hand very quickly, [12:08] ---     I create a momentary vacuum in the air. [12:11] ---     That's what cuts it. [12:14] Botan     It's the same principle as the kamaitachi. [12:16] Natsu     There it is! A manga explanation! [12:18] Botan     It's a closely guarded family     secret, so don't tell anyone. [12:21] Natsu     What?! You're taking a closely     guarded secret pretty lightly! [12:26] Karin     But Botan-senpai really     is strong, isn't she? [12:29] Claire     Yes. She's had many heroic     exploits, as well. [12:32] Sakura     Especially her "Bear Tour" last summer. [12:35] Sakura     That was really scary! [12:39] Natsu     What kind of ominous-sounding tour is that? [12:42] Sakura     Botan-chan kept us up to date     with very detailed emails... SIGN    July 28th [12:46] Botan     July 28th. [12:49] Botan     I'm fighting a brown bear in Hokkaido. [12:51] Natsu     I knew it! [12:52] ---     Why would you do something like that?! [12:55] Botan     I heard that the brown     bear was the strongest [12:57] ---     wild animal in Japan. [12:58] ---     So I didn't have a choice. [13:00] Natsu     Yes, you did! [13:01] ---     And your reason doesn't have a shred     of high school girlishness in it! [13:08] Botan     The match was decided swiftly. [13:10] (Flashback) Botan     Was that all? [13:11] Botan     I was left with only disappointment. [13:13] Natsu     You beat it?! [13:15] (Flashback) Botan     I beat the brown bear! [13:16] (Flashback) ---     But I'm bummed by how weak it was. [13:19] (Flashback) ---     Its punches looked like     they weren't even moving. [13:20] (Flashback) ---     Teehee. [13:21] Natsu     It's a little late to bring out the [13:23] ---     high school girl mannerisms in your emails! [13:26] (Flashback) Botan     And, send! [13:27] (Flashback) Bear     Don't get cocky...     just because you beat me... [13:31] (Flashback) Bear     In Alaska, there dwells a bear     far more powerful than I... [13:36] Botan     I felt as if the downed     bear was speaking to me. [13:39] Natsu     No! It absolutely was     not speaking to you! [13:47] (Flashback) Grizzly     So, the brown bear was defeated. [13:50] (Flashback) Polar     But he was the weakest of     us Four Bear Kings, so— [13:53] Natsu     That didn't happen! I know it didn't! [13:57] Claire     July 30th, Alaska. [13:59] Natsu     You flew to America?! [14:03] Botan     I found a grizzly in the forest. [14:07] Botan     Truly, he was a full size     larger than the brown bear. [14:13] [Messenger] Sign     From: Oohagi Botan     Subject: America Now [14:14] Botan     "I'm in America right now! [14:16] ---     I'm shocked by how big     American hamburgers are! [14:19] ---     I'm so stuffed!" [14:22] Natsu     All you did was enjoy your first trip to America! [14:25] Claire     "And then I beat the bear." [14:26] Natsu     The bear doesn't even     matter anymore, does it?! [14:30] Botan     After defeating the grizzly, I realized... [14:33] ---     Now that I'd come this far,     I had to take on a polar bear. [14:36] Natsu     Why?! [14:39] Botan     Bears get bigger and stronger     the further north you go. [14:43] Botan     And I'd started feeling like I     was playing a fighting game. [14:46] Natsu     She's got game brain... SIGN    BOOM [14:50] Botan     July 31st. [14:52] ---     I beat the polar bear, as well. [14:54] Natsu     You did it?! [14:56] Sakura     She beat the strongest bear [14:58] ---     and we all assumed it was over. [15:00] ---     But there was still more to come. [15:03] ---     About a month later... [15:06] Botan     I read my cell phone bill and fell to pieces. [15:10] Natsu     It's because you used your     cell phone so much overseas! [15:13] Botan     It seems it wasn't bears I     should have been fighting. [15:16] ---     It was the system! [15:19] Botan     The system known as rate structure! SIGN    Rate structure [15:21] Natsu     Just fix your rate plan and your lifestyle! [15:25] Claire     There were lots of others     besides the bears. [15:28] Claire     She beat a great white shark     in the ocean near Japan, [15:31] ---     beat an elephant in Africa, [15:34] ---     played with a squirrel at     Tsurugaoka Hachiman Shrine, [15:37] ---     beat a cobra in India... [15:39] Natsu     I think a Kamakura vacation memory got [15:41] ---     mixed up in there somewhere. [15:44] Sakura     She also beat the Demon     King with just the SIGN    You beat the Demon King! [15:47] ---     Hero and no orbs of light! [15:49] Sakura     And she beat the hardest final boss     without taking any damage. [15:52] Sakura     There's just no end to     her heroic exploits. [15:54] Natsu     Those last two were just     challenge run stories! [15:57] ---     That's how you end up with game brain! [15:59] Sakura     The point that I want to instill [16:01] ---     in you first-years as     club president is that [16:04] ---     Botan can only do these things because     she received special training. [16:08] ---     Ordinary people shouldn't try to mimic her! [16:11] Karin     Okay. [16:12] Natsu     I've never heard a more     unnecessary warning in my life. [16:15] Botan     That's right! [16:16] ---     Now that we have new club members, [16:18] ---     why don't you come fight     bears with me for real? [16:23] Sakura     We're going to that new crepe stand today. [16:27] Ara     Let it go. [16:32] Sakura     Umm... I was sure it was in this area... [16:36] Natsu     Oh, is that it there? [16:44] Botan     A bear! [16:45] Sakura     Stop it. [16:51] Sakura     Sorry for the wait! [16:54] Karin     Sakura-senpai, your crepe is so big! [16:57] Botan     Can you really finish all that? [17:00] Sakura     Eh? Where's Natsuki-chan? [17:02] Claire     I believe she went to the powder room. [17:28] Botan     What's wrong? That was a strange noise. [17:31] Karin     The truth is... SIGN    School Store [17:33] ---     at lunch, I went to the school store with Nat-chan... [17:38] Karin     But they were sold out of erasers. [17:41] Sakura     The school store can sell out of erasers? [17:44] Karin     Yes... [17:45] Natsu     Well, they actually did have some. [17:47] Natsu     A whole display of them. SIGN    Nothing Comes Together As It Should [17:48] Sakura     Huh? [17:49] Natsu     But Karin didn't want one     unless it was in a pink case. [17:55] Karin     I couldn't erase at all during     my afternoon classes. [17:58] Natsu     Just compromise and buy one! [18:00] Claire     That's tough. [18:03] ---     Let's go buy you a stationery store later. [18:09] Natsu     Buy a store?! SIGN    Record 4 SIGN    Extravagant Youth: Priceless [18:16] Sakura     Well, it can't be helped. [18:17] ---     Claire-chan is the daughter of the     Kokonoe Corporation, after all. [18:20] ---     Her money sense is a little     different from a normal person's. [18:24] Natsu     That's more than "a little" different! [18:26] Natsu     Buying a store at the drop of a hat [18:27] ---     is like "real-life sugoroku with actual     trains" level of money sense! [18:30] Aza     I just bought the whole store! [18:32] Sakura     Claire-chan doesn't feel any sense of loss [18:35] ---     when she spends money. [18:37] Natsu     What are you talking about? [18:39] Sakura     You know how when we turn on the faucet, [18:43] ---     as much water comes out as we want? [18:45] Natsu     Yeah... [18:46] Sakura     That's how money is for her. [18:49] Natsu     So she literally goes     through money like water? [18:52] Sakura     Her speech and behavior have     always been extravagant. [18:56] Sakura     She can summon a helicopter     with the slightest gesture. [18:59] Sakura     Or reserve an entire family restaurant. [19:06] Claire     My. Is that so? [19:11] Natsu     Why did you get so many     frames just now?! [19:14] Claire     What? I wasn't even thinking about it. [19:16] Natsu     Try to avoid excessive movement! [19:18] ---     This show is limited to *** frames! [19:22] Sakura     This is what you call a true rich girl. [19:24] Natsu     President, you saw right through it! [19:27] Natsu     What? Everything's gone white... [19:29] Botan     I guess the effects are showing. [19:30] Aza     The seal is white, too. [19:32] Sakura     These are the storyboards! [19:34] Aza     This is the linework! [19:38] Botan     But Claire's really living     life on easy mode, huh? [19:42] Botan     You've always been able to get     whatever you wanted, right? [19:47] Claire     Actually, it's more that by the     time I realize I want something, [19:50] ---     I already have it. [19:52] Natsu     She's on full auto mode!     This is just like a crap game! [19:57] Sakura     Hey, Natsuki-chan! [19:59] ---     Be careful about making statements     that could be construed [20:01] ---     as calling movie-heavy games crap! [20:02] Natsuki     I didn't say anything like that! [20:04] ---     Why are you being so oversensitive?! [20:07] Aza     Missile seal! [20:09] Sakura     Setting that aside,     you may be wondering why [20:12] ---     such a rich girl would attend     a school for normal people. [20:15] Sakura     It's because Claire-chan     has always longed for [20:18] ---     a normal high school life. [20:20] Natsu     I don't know if that's possible     in a club like this. [20:23] Claire     It was my dream to walk     home from school and attend [20:26] ---     balls with my friends like a normal person. [20:28] Natsu     In what dimension is that normal? [20:30] Claire     What? Was I wrong? [20:32] Sakura     Well, that's the shape of it. [20:34] ---     Natsuki-chan, Karin-chan. [20:36] Sakura     You're both senpai when it     comes to being commoners, [20:39] ---     so show her the ropes. [20:40] Karin     Okay! Just leave it to me! [20:43] Karin     Claire-senpai, did you know about this? [20:45] ---     The most delicious part of the ice cream [20:47] ---     is not the ice cream itself, [20:49] ---     but the part that gets stuck to the lid! [20:51] Claire     Oh, really? [20:53] Natsu     That's not a "commoner"     thought, it's a child's thought! [20:57] Claire     Ice cream... [21:00] ---     comes with lids? [21:03] Sakura     Okay! Today... [21:05] Sakura     We will buy ice cream from     the convenience store! SIGN    Convenience Store SIGN    Ice cream in a cup really is the best. [22:41] ---     This is the way to go. [22:43] Natsu     Buy ice cream in a cup! SIGN    Preview [22:47] ---     Natsuki here! [22:48] ---     I heard giant anteaters give birth standing up. [22:51] ---     Spawning standing up?! [22:53] ---     Next time, Record 5: The Cuckoo     Isn't Singing. It Appears to Be Dead. [22:58] ---     And more!