# Chronicles of the Going Home Club
The Going Home Club is a school club whose members' only goal is to find out how much fun they can have after school. Setting aside the question of whether it is actually recognized by the school, the girls in the club are busy nourishing their utterly off-topic discussions again today.
# Season 1
# E1 - Go-Home Club Applicants \ Life is Short; Go Home, Young Lady \ Beware of Hagizuki-ryuu Practitioners \ Extravagant Youth: Priceless
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6Q49X3QR/go-home-club-applicants--life-is-short-go-home-young-lady--beware-of-hagizuki-ryuu-practitioners--extravagant-youth-priceless)
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**[00:07] Nar**
*Hooded seals live in the Arctic.*
**[00:14] Nar**
*Did you all know*
**[00:16] Nar**
* that the hooded seal's lactation*
* period is about four days?*
**[00:19] Nar**
* They say that's the*
* shortest of any mammal.*
**[00:22] Nar**
But setting that aside...
**[00:27] Natsu**
*Japan is currently in the height of spring.*
**[00:29] Natsu**
*As a rain of pollen tickles my nasal membranes,*
**[00:32] Natsu**
* I, Andou Natsuki, have officially*
* become a high school student.*
***SIGN*** Wrestling Club
**[00:37] Natsu**
*Today is club recruiting day.*
***SIGN*** Let's ride horses!
**[00:40] Natsu**
* High school is amazing!*
* There are so many different clubs!*
**[00:55] Sakura**
H... H... Help me up...
**[00:58] Natsu**
* I guess spring also brings along*
* some things I don't understand.*
**[01:03] Aza**
Stray seal!
**[01:08] Natsu**
What was that all about?
**[01:10] Furu**
Hey, Nattsun!
**[01:14] Natsu**
Um... Who are you?
**[01:17] Furu**
I'm Furuhashi! Furuhashi!
**[01:18] ---**
We went to middle school together!
**[01:20] Aza**
This happens a lot!
**[01:22] Furu**
Nattsun, your jokes are really too much.
**[01:24] Natsu**
I thought I told you to stop calling me
that once we were in high school.
**[01:27] Furu**
Well? Have you picked
your club yet, Nattsun?
**[01:30] Natsu**
Are you sticking with the Tennis Club?
**[01:34] Furu**
Hmm... But doing the same
thing as in middle school
**[01:37] ---**
wouldn't be very exciting.
**[01:40] Furu**
Maybe I should be bold and
try the Hundred Poems Club!
**[01:43] Natsu**
Huh?
**[01:44] Furu**
Look! It's even the same arm motion.
**[01:44] Aza**
*As friends and strangers come and go...*
**[01:47] Natsu**
I don't know if it's wise to
join a club based on that.
**[01:47] Aza**
*Fault.*
**[01:50] Natsu**
I don't like dealing with the
hierarchies in clubs, anyway.
**[01:54] Natsu**
Maybe I should join the Going Home Club.
**[01:56] Karin**
Really? Andou-san, you're joining
the Going Home Club, too?
**[02:00] Natsu**
Um... you're Touno-san, right?
**[02:03] Karin**
Yeah! I'm Touno Karin.
It's nice to meet you!
**[02:06] Karin**
But I'm so glad.
**[02:08] ---**
I thought I would be the only one
joining the Going Home Club.
**[02:11] Natsu**
No, I really doubt that...
**[02:15] Natsu**
Furuhashi, you could join
the Going Home Club—
**[02:16] Karin**
What?! No, I've got my Hundred Poems Club!
**[02:20] Natsu**
Wasn't that just some idea you had?
**[02:22] Furu**
Oh, right. I should go there
and observe, or something.
**[02:25] ---**
That's right, that's right...
**[02:27] Karin**
Observe?
**[02:29] Natsu**
Well, why don't we do the same?
**[02:32] Natsu**
Observe the Going Home Club! Yeah, right.
**[02:34] Karin**
Sure, let's go!
**[02:37] Natsu**
Huh? What?
**[02:40] Natsu**
No, the Going Home Club isn't...
**[02:44] Natsu**
a...
**[02:45] Natsu**
real...
**[02:46] Natsu**
club...
***SIGN*** Fire Prevention Supervisor: Now Recruiting
***SIGN*** Going Home Club
**[02:51] Natsu**
It *is* real!
**[04:24] Natsu**
Wait a minute.
**[04:25] Natsu**
Why does the Going Home Club
have its own club room?!
**[04:27] Natsu**
That's taking "anything goes" too far!
**[04:29] Karin**
It's amazing, isn't it?
**[04:33] Sakura**
Come in!
**[04:34] Natsu**
Have a little doubt here...
***SIGN*** Record 1
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Applicants
**[04:41] Karin**
Excuse us!
**[04:43] Sakura**
Your membership is approved!
**[04:45] Natsu**
That was fast!
**[04:46] Botan**
But you're applying for membership, right?
**[04:48] Karin**
Yes!
**[04:49] Natsu**
I'm not really...
**[04:51] Claire**
I'm so happy. What might your names be?
**[04:55] Karin**
I'm Touno Karin!
**[04:57] Natsu**
I'm Andou Natsuki.
**[04:59] Sakura**
Karin-chan and Natsuki-chan, then!
**[05:02] Sakura**
Right! Let me introduce the crazy
members of the Going Home Club!
**[05:06] Natsu**
What?! The members are crazy?!
***SIGN*** Sixteenth heir to the ancient
Hagitsuki-ryuu martial arts style
**[05:09] Sakura**
Sixteenth heir to the ancient
Hagitsuki-ryuu martial arts style,
**[05:13] ---**
Oohagi Botan-chan.
**[05:15] Botan**
Let's fight bears together!
**[05:17] Natsu**
What?! She's exceptional!
***SIGN*** Daughter of the head of the Kokonoe Corporation
**[05:19] Sakura**
Daughter of the head of
the Kokonoe Corporation,
**[05:23] ---**
Kokonoe Claire-chan!
**[05:26] Claire**
If we get any more members,
we'll have to hire a maid.
**[05:29] Natsu**
What?! She's exceptional, too!
**[05:31] Sakura**
And I am the Going Home Club's president,
**[05:33] ---**
proud bearer of type A blood,
born under the sign of Taurus...
**[05:39] Sakura**
Doumyouji Sakura!
***SIGN*** Name: Doumyouji Sakura
Blood Type: A
Sign: Taurus
Height: 163cm
Weight: Secret
**[05:41] Sakura**
Heir to my grandmother's
sewing scissors!
***SIGN*** Normal Person
**[05:46] Natsu**
That means you're just
an ordinary person!
**[05:50] Natsu**
L-Look.
**[05:51] Natsu**
I appreciate the introductions,
**[05:54] ---**
but I'm not actually interested
in joining your club...
**[05:59] Natsu**
So can I go home now?
**[06:01] Sakura**
You...
**[06:04] Sakura**
You're incredible!
**[06:06] Sakura**
You want to go home right away...
**[06:09] Sakura**
You have incredible
Going Home Spirit within you!
**[06:13] ---**
Huh?
**[06:14] Claire**
That's right!
**[06:15] ---**
We must order dresses for
the two of you right away!
**[06:18] ---**
Huh? W-Wait!
**[06:20] Botan**
We've got some real
Uber Loogies among us now.
**[06:22] Natsu**
If you're talking about
an impressive newcomer,
**[06:24] ---**
the term is "Super Rookie"!
**[06:27] Sakura**
We've got two spirited
first-years joining us!
**[06:30] ---**
This should be a lot of fun!
**[06:33] Sa/Bo/Cl**
Welcome to the Going Home Club!
**[06:41] Natsu**
It's too soon for the ending theme!
***SIGN*** Record 2
***SIGN*** Life is Short; Go Home, Young Lady
**[06:49] Furu**
So you ended up joining the
Going Home Club yesterday!
**[06:52] Natsu**
This is no laughing matter.
**[06:54] Furu**
But it's so funny, Nattsu—
**[06:56] Furu**
Uh, I mean, um, Natsukichi?
**[06:58] Natsu**
You don't have to invent a new
nickname for me, Furukawa.
**[07:03] Furu**
It's Furuhashi.
**[07:05] Natsu**
Anyway, they told me to start
coming officially, today.
**[07:09] Natsu**
What am I gonna do?
**[07:12] Furu**
Well, it looks like
not going isn't an option.
**[07:24] Karin**
Hey, Andou-san.
**[07:26] Natsu**
You can call me Natsuki.
And I'll call you Karin.
**[07:29] Karin**
Really? Then can I call you Nat-chan?
**[07:32] Natsu**
Sure, fine with me.
**[07:36] Natsu**
So, what is it?
**[07:37] Karin**
Nat-chan.
**[07:41] Karin**
Nat-chan...
**[07:45] Karin**
Nat-chan...
***SIGN*** Blush
**[07:48] Natsu**
Um...
**[07:50] Karin**
Oh, that's right.
**[07:52] ---**
Nat-chan, what do you think they
do in the Going Home Club?
**[07:56] Natsu**
You don't know?!
**[07:58] Natsu**
That's what I wanted to ask!
**[08:00] ---**
And what made you want to join
**[08:02] ---**
if you don't even know what they do?
**[08:04] Karin**
What? Well, it was during
club recruiting day...
***SIGN*** Stand Up!
Going Home Club
Now Recruiting!
**[08:10] (Flashback) Aza**
Stand! Stand up!
**[08:18] Karin**
*This is it!*
**[08:19] Natsu**
*What* is it?!
**[08:20] Natsu**
What about that made you
want to join their club?!
**[08:23] Natsu**
And they were recruiting people with that?!
**[08:26] Natsu**
I want to go home already.
**[08:28] Karin**
That's a Super Rookie for you!
**[08:30] Natsu**
Shut up already.
**[08:32] Karin**
It's okay, Nat-chan.
**[08:34] ---**
If you ask our senpai in Japanese,
**[08:36] ---**
I'm sure they'll tell you what
the Going Home Club does.
**[08:39] Natsu**
Well, yes, that's probably true...
**[08:43] Natsu**
But it didn't occur to me that I had
a language choice besides Japanese.
***SIGN*** Also known as brush seal
**[08:48] Aza**
Mohawk Seal!
***SIGN*** Fire Prevention Supervisor: Seal
Going Home Club
**[08:52] Natsu**
Excuse me.
**[08:53] Sakura**
The first-years are here!
**[08:55] Claire**
Welcome!
**[08:56] Botan**
I've got controllers ready for you.
**[08:58] Sakura**
Oh, that's right. Chairs, chairs!
**[09:01] Natsu**
Um, Doumyouji-senpai...
**[09:03] Sakura**
Take no great pains.
Prithee call me Sakura.
**[09:06] Natsu**
Okay, Sakura-senpai—
**[09:08] Sakura**
Aye, come nearer.
**[09:11] Natsu**
Sakura-senpai, why are you
using such old-timey language?
**[09:14] Botan**
Probably because sixth period
was classic literature.
**[09:17] Natsu**
She's so easily influenced!
**[09:18] Karin**
Nat-chan. You wanted to ask
something else, remember?
**[09:21] ---**
Oh, yeah.
**[09:23] Natsu**
Sakura-senpai.
**[09:25] Natsu**
What exactly does the Going Home Club do?
**[09:36] Sakura**
We have fun!
**[09:39] Natsu**
I told you, it's too soon!
**[09:41] ---**
How desperate are you to end the show?!
**[09:44] Sakura**
If you do nothing, your youth
will pass by in an instant.
***SIGN*** °Based on the creator's personal experience.
**[09:48] Sakura**
That is why we formed the Going Home Club,
**[09:50] ---**
to enjoy ourselves as much as possible
**[09:52] ---**
after school and on the way home.
**[09:55] Claire**
Is that what it was?
**[09:57] Natsu**
Not even your own members knew?!
**[10:00] Sakura**
We want to do things that are fun,
but that one shouldn't do.
**[10:03] Natsu**
Do things it's okay to do!
**[10:06] Sakura**
But today, we're going to do
something it's okay to do.
**[10:09] Sakura**
Botan-chan! Claire-chan!
**[10:11] Natsu**
What are you going to do?
**[10:14] Claire**
We're going to the park
to feed the pigeons.
**[10:17] Sakura**
Feeding the pigeons!
**[10:19] Botan**
Project Code...
**[10:20] ---**
MANNA!
**[10:21] Natsu**
It doesn't need a title that cool!
**[10:30] Natsu**
Feeding the pigeons?
What are they, little kids?
**[10:34] Botan**
There!
**[10:49] Sakura**
It's so fun!
**[10:54] Sakura**
Yeah! He took it!
**[10:56] Sakura**
Come on, little guy! It's tasty!
**[11:04] Natsu**
I guess... it might be kind of fun.
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Photo Gallery
***SIGN*** We took this photo of the Going Home Club in action. Who provides whose voice?
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
**[11:43] Natsu**
*Just open it normally!*
***SIGN*** Record 3
***SIGN*** Beware of Hagitsuki-ryuu Practitioners
**[11:50] Sakura**
So, that was Botan-chan's demonstration
of Hagitsuki-ryuu martial arts!
**[11:59] Natsu**
I'm impressed that you can cut it
**[12:01] ---**
so cleanly with just your bare hand.
**[12:03] Botan**
To be precise, I'm not
cutting it with my hand.
**[12:07] Botan**
By moving my hand very quickly,
**[12:08] ---**
I create a momentary vacuum in the air.
**[12:11] ---**
That's what cuts it.
**[12:14] Botan**
It's the same principle as the kamaitachi.
**[12:16] Natsu**
There it is! A manga explanation!
**[12:18] Botan**
It's a closely guarded family
secret, so don't tell anyone.
**[12:21] Natsu**
What?! You're taking a closely
guarded secret pretty lightly!
**[12:26] Karin**
But Botan-senpai really
is strong, isn't she?
**[12:29] Claire**
Yes. She's had many heroic
exploits, as well.
**[12:32] Sakura**
Especially her "Bear Tour" last summer.
**[12:35] Sakura**
That was really scary!
**[12:39] Natsu**
What kind of ominous-sounding tour is that?
**[12:42] Sakura**
Botan-chan kept us up to date
with very detailed emails...
***SIGN*** July 28th
**[12:46] Botan**
July 28th.
**[12:49] Botan**
I'm fighting a brown bear in Hokkaido.
**[12:51] Natsu**
I knew it!
**[12:52] ---**
Why would you do something like that?!
**[12:55] Botan**
I heard that the brown
bear was the strongest
**[12:57] ---**
wild animal in Japan.
**[12:58] ---**
So I didn't have a choice.
**[13:00] Natsu**
Yes, you did!
**[13:01] ---**
And your reason doesn't have a shred
of high school girlishness in it!
**[13:08] Botan**
The match was decided swiftly.
**[13:10] (Flashback) Botan**
Was that all?
**[13:11] Botan**
I was left with only disappointment.
**[13:13] Natsu**
You beat it?!
**[13:15] (Flashback) Botan**
I beat the brown bear!
**[13:16] (Flashback) ---**
But I'm bummed by how weak it was.
**[13:19] (Flashback) ---**
Its punches looked like
they weren't even moving.
**[13:20] (Flashback) ---**
Teehee.
**[13:21] Natsu**
It's a little late to bring out the
**[13:23] ---**
high school girl mannerisms in your emails!
**[13:26] (Flashback) Botan**
And, send!
**[13:27] (Flashback) Bear**
Don't get cocky...
just because you beat me...
**[13:31] (Flashback) Bear**
In Alaska, there dwells a bear
far more powerful than I...
**[13:36] Botan**
I felt as if the downed
bear was speaking to me.
**[13:39] Natsu**
No! It absolutely was
*not* speaking to you!
**[13:47] (Flashback) Grizzly**
So, the brown bear was defeated.
**[13:50] (Flashback) Polar**
But he was the weakest of
us Four Bear Kings, so—
**[13:53] Natsu**
That didn't happen! I know it didn't!
**[13:57] Claire**
July 30th, Alaska.
**[13:59] Natsu**
You flew to America?!
**[14:03] Botan**
I found a grizzly in the forest.
**[14:07] Botan**
Truly, he was a full size
larger than the brown bear.
**[14:13] [Messenger] Sign**
From: Oohagi Botan
Subject: America Now
**[14:14] Botan**
"I'm in America right now!
**[14:16] ---**
I'm shocked by how big
American hamburgers are!
**[14:19] ---**
I'm so stuffed!"
**[14:22] Natsu**
All you did was enjoy your first trip to America!
**[14:25] Claire**
"And then I beat the bear."
**[14:26] Natsu**
The bear doesn't even
matter anymore, does it?!
**[14:30] Botan**
After defeating the grizzly, I realized...
**[14:33] ---**
Now that I'd come this far,
I had to take on a polar bear.
**[14:36] Natsu**
Why?!
**[14:39] Botan**
Bears get bigger and stronger
the further north you go.
**[14:43] Botan**
And I'd started feeling like I
was playing a fighting game.
**[14:46] Natsu**
She's got game brain...
***SIGN*** BOOM
**[14:50] Botan**
July 31st.
**[14:52] ---**
I beat the polar bear, as well.
**[14:54] Natsu**
You did it?!
**[14:56] Sakura**
She beat the strongest bear
**[14:58] ---**
and we all assumed it was over.
**[15:00] ---**
But there was still more to come.
**[15:03] ---**
About a month later...
**[15:06] Botan**
I read my cell phone bill and fell to pieces.
**[15:10] Natsu**
It's because you used your
cell phone so much overseas!
**[15:13] Botan**
It seems it wasn't bears I
should have been fighting.
**[15:16] ---**
It was the system!
**[15:19] Botan**
The system known as rate structure!
***SIGN*** Rate structure
**[15:21] Natsu**
Just fix your rate plan and your lifestyle!
**[15:25] Claire**
There were lots of others
besides the bears.
**[15:28] Claire**
She beat a great white shark
in the ocean near Japan,
**[15:31] ---**
beat an elephant in Africa,
**[15:34] ---**
played with a squirrel at
Tsurugaoka Hachiman Shrine,
**[15:37] ---**
beat a cobra in India...
**[15:39] Natsu**
I think a Kamakura vacation memory got
**[15:41] ---**
mixed up in there somewhere.
**[15:44] Sakura**
She also beat the Demon
King with just the
***SIGN*** You beat the Demon King!
**[15:47] ---**
Hero and no orbs of light!
**[15:49] Sakura**
And she beat the hardest final boss
without taking any damage.
**[15:52] Sakura**
There's just no end to
her heroic exploits.
**[15:54] Natsu**
Those last two were just
challenge run stories!
**[15:57] ---**
That's how you end up with game brain!
**[15:59] Sakura**
The point that I want to instill
**[16:01] ---**
in you first-years as
club president is that
**[16:04] ---**
Botan can only do these things because
she received special training.
**[16:08] ---**
Ordinary people shouldn't try to mimic her!
**[16:11] Karin**
Okay.
**[16:12] Natsu**
* I've never heard a more*
* unnecessary warning in my life.*
**[16:15] Botan**
That's right!
**[16:16] ---**
Now that we have new club members,
**[16:18] ---**
why don't you come fight
bears with me for real?
**[16:23] Sakura**
We're going to that new crepe stand today.
**[16:27] Ara**
Let it go.
**[16:32] Sakura**
Umm... I was sure it was in this area...
**[16:36] Natsu**
Oh, is that it there?
**[16:44] Botan**
A bear!
**[16:45] Sakura**
Stop it.
**[16:51] Sakura**
Sorry for the wait!
**[16:54] Karin**
Sakura-senpai, your crepe is so big!
**[16:57] Botan**
Can you really finish all that?
**[17:00] Sakura**
Eh? Where's Natsuki-chan?
**[17:02] Claire**
I believe she went to the powder room.
**[17:28] Botan**
What's wrong? That was a strange noise.
**[17:31] Karin**
The truth is...
***SIGN*** School Store
**[17:33] ---**
at lunch, I went to the school store with Nat-chan...
**[17:38] Karin**
But they were sold out of erasers.
**[17:41] Sakura**
The school store can sell out of erasers?
**[17:44] Karin**
Yes...
**[17:45] Natsu**
Well, they actually did have some.
**[17:47] Natsu**
A whole display of them.
***SIGN*** Nothing Comes Together As It Should
**[17:48] Sakura**
Huh?
**[17:49] Natsu**
But Karin didn't want one
unless it was in a pink case.
**[17:55] Karin**
I couldn't erase at all during
my afternoon classes.
**[17:58] Natsu**
Just compromise and buy one!
**[18:00] Claire**
That's tough.
**[18:03] ---**
Let's go buy you a stationery store later.
**[18:09] Natsu**
Buy a store?!
***SIGN*** Record 4
***SIGN*** Extravagant Youth: Priceless
**[18:16] Sakura**
Well, it can't be helped.
**[18:17] ---**
Claire-chan is the daughter of the
Kokonoe Corporation, after all.
**[18:20] ---**
Her money sense is a little
different from a normal person's.
**[18:24] Natsu**
That's more than "a little" different!
**[18:26] Natsu**
Buying a store at the drop of a hat
**[18:27] ---**
is like "real-life sugoroku with actual
trains" level of money sense!
**[18:30] Aza**
I just bought the whole store!
**[18:32] Sakura**
Claire-chan doesn't feel any sense of loss
**[18:35] ---**
when she spends money.
**[18:37] Natsu**
What are you talking about?
**[18:39] Sakura**
You know how when we turn on the faucet,
**[18:43] ---**
as much water comes out as we want?
**[18:45] Natsu**
Yeah...
**[18:46] Sakura**
That's how money is for her.
**[18:49] Natsu**
So she literally goes
through money like water?
**[18:52] Sakura**
Her speech and behavior have
always been extravagant.
**[18:56] Sakura**
She can summon a helicopter
with the slightest gesture.
**[18:59] Sakura**
Or reserve an entire family restaurant.
**[19:06] Claire**
My. Is that so?
**[19:11] Natsu**
Why did you get so many
frames just now?!
**[19:14] Claire**
What? I wasn't even thinking about it.
**[19:16] Natsu**
Try to avoid excessive movement!
**[19:18] ---**
This show is limited to *** frames!
**[19:22] Sakura**
This is what you call a true rich girl.
**[19:24] Natsu**
President, you saw right through it!
**[19:27] Natsu**
What? Everything's gone white...
**[19:29] Botan**
I guess the effects are showing.
**[19:30] Aza**
The seal is white, too.
**[19:32] Sakura**
These are the storyboards!
**[19:34] Aza**
This is the linework!
**[19:38] Botan**
But Claire's really living
life on easy mode, huh?
**[19:42] Botan**
You've always been able to get
whatever you wanted, right?
**[19:47] Claire**
Actually, it's more that by the
time I realize I want something,
**[19:50] ---**
I already have it.
**[19:52] Natsu**
She's on full auto mode!
This is just like a crap game!
**[19:57] Sakura**
Hey, Natsuki-chan!
**[19:59] ---**
Be careful about making statements
that could be construed
**[20:01] ---**
as calling movie-heavy games crap!
**[20:02] Natsuki**
I didn't say anything like that!
**[20:04] ---**
Why are you being so oversensitive?!
**[20:07] Aza**
Missile seal!
**[20:09] Sakura**
Setting that aside,
you may be wondering why
**[20:12] ---**
such a rich girl would attend
a school for normal people.
**[20:15] Sakura**
It's because Claire-chan
has always longed for
**[20:18] ---**
a normal high school life.
**[20:20] Natsu**
* I don't know if that's possible*
* in a club like this.*
**[20:23] Claire**
It was my dream to walk
home from school and attend
**[20:26] ---**
balls with my friends like a normal person.
**[20:28] Natsu**
In what dimension is that normal?
**[20:30] Claire**
What? Was I wrong?
**[20:32] Sakura**
Well, that's the shape of it.
**[20:34] ---**
Natsuki-chan, Karin-chan.
**[20:36] Sakura**
You're both senpai when it
comes to being commoners,
**[20:39] ---**
so show her the ropes.
**[20:40] Karin**
Okay! Just leave it to me!
**[20:43] Karin**
Claire-senpai, did you know about this?
**[20:45] ---**
The most delicious part of the ice cream
**[20:47] ---**
is not the ice cream itself,
**[20:49] ---**
but the part that gets stuck to the lid!
**[20:51] Claire**
Oh, really?
**[20:53] Natsu**
That's not a "commoner"
thought, it's a child's thought!
**[20:57] Claire**
Ice cream...
**[21:00] ---**
comes with lids?
**[21:03] Sakura**
Okay! Today...
**[21:05] Sakura**
We will buy ice cream from
the convenience store!
***SIGN*** Convenience Store
***SIGN*** Ice cream in a cup really is the best.
**[22:41] ---**
This is the way to go.
**[22:43] Natsu**
Buy ice cream in a cup!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[22:47] ---**
Natsuki here!
**[22:48] ---**
I heard giant anteaters give birth standing up.
**[22:51] ---**
Spawning standing up?!
**[22:53] ---**
Next time, Record 5: The Cuckoo
Isn't Singing. It Appears to Be Dead.
**[22:58] ---**
And more!
# E2 - If the Cuckoo won't sing, it's probably dead \ Girl Power Overdrive \ Social Mixer Training
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYWEMPK0Y/if-the-cuckoo-wont-sing-its-probably-dead--girl-power-overdrive--social-mixer-training)
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**[00:02] Karin**
"If the cuckoo won't sing,
I'll make it sing."
**[00:09] Karin**
Senpai, do you know that poem?
**[00:11] Sakura**
Sure I do.
**[00:14] Botan**
From the cuckoo poems that were written
**[00:15] ---**
to describe the personalities of
the Three Great Unifiers, right?
**[00:19] Sakura**
"I'll make it sing" was Hideyoshi, wasn't it?
**[00:21] Claire**
But what brought this up?
**[00:28] Karin**
They already know about them...
**[00:30] Natsuki**
Hey, Senpai!
**[00:31] ---**
Karin just learned that today,
and she was really impressed!
**[00:34] ---**
Try to read the mood!
**[02:08] Nar**
*"If the cuckoo won't sing, I'll kill it."*
**[02:12] Nar**
* "If the cuckoo won't sing,*
* I'll make it sing."*
**[02:16] Nar**
* "If the cuckoo won't sing,*
* I'll wait until it sings."*
**[02:22] Nar**
*From these poems,*
**[02:23] ---**
*we can determine that Nobunaga was crazy,*
**[02:26] ---**
*Hideyoshi was normal and boring,*
**[02:28] ---**
*and Ieyasu was lazy.*
**[02:33] Aza**
It's not like they composed
the poems themselves...
***SIGN*** Record 5
***SIGN*** The Cuckoo Isn't Singing.
It Appears to be Dead
**[02:42] Natsuki**
The subject just came up in class today.
**[02:47] Claire**
What? But doesn't first year Social
Studies only cover world history?
**[02:51] ---**
Why were you talking about
generals of the Warring States?
**[02:53] Natsuki**
No, it wasn't in Social
Studies. It was in Math.
**[02:58] Botan**
That happens a lot.
**[03:00] Sakura**
Maybe the teacher's original ambition
**[03:03] ---**
to go into humanities showed up there.
**[03:06] Claire**
I guess he made a bit of a life mistake.
**[03:08] Natsuki**
Huh?!
**[03:10] Botan**
That happens a lot.
**[03:13] Karin**
But I was really impressed.
**[03:16] ---**
I thought, if all the generals
had poems like that,
**[03:19] ---**
it'd be easier for someone who's bad
at history to memorize things.
**[03:24] Sakura**
I see! Then, I'll come up with one for you!
**[03:27] Sakura**
"The cuckoo looks good in an eye patch."
**[03:33] Sakura**
From this poem, you can determine
**[03:35] ---**
that Masamune really loved eye patches.
**[03:38] Natsuki**
Masamune loved himself, then!
**[03:40] ---**
Also, that's a little too random!
**[03:43] Botan**
I bet Masamune wouldn't take any damage
**[03:45] ---**
unless his eye patch was destroyed first.
**[03:48] Natsuki**
What are you talking about?!
**[03:52] Natsuki**
You don't have to take notes!
**[03:54] Karin**
Hey, yeah!
**[03:55] ---**
Now I can take Geography next year
instead of Japanese History.
**[03:58] Natsuki**
That's not the answer!
**[04:00] ---**
That info won't help you,
even in Japanese History!
***SIGN*** One-Eyed Seal
**[04:03] Aza**
I'm Date!
**[04:06] Claire**
By the way, what would you do
in that situation, Karin-san?
**[04:09] Karin**
What? In what situation?
**[04:12] Claire**
You just got a cuckoo, but it won't sing.
**[04:14] ---**
What would you do?
**[04:19] Karin**
Let me see...
**[04:22] Karin**
If the cuckoo won't sing...
***SIGN*** Bam
**[04:26] Karin**
I-I have to take it to a hospital
because it might be sick!
***SIGN*** Deliberation
***SIGN*** Cute
***SIGN*** Huh?!
**[04:35] Natsuki**
What?!
**[04:38] Claire**
I want you to be my little sister.
**[04:40] Natsuki**
Why do your eyes look so serious?!
**[04:42] Claire**
Because I mean it.
**[04:43] Natsuki**
You meant that?!
**[04:45] Sakura**
Then, what would you do, Natsuki-chan?
**[04:47] Natsuki**
What? Me?
**[04:52] Natsuki**
Uh, let me see...
**[04:57] Natsuki**
If the cuckoo won't sing,
I guess I'm okay with that.
**[05:01] Sakura**
I see!
**[05:03] ---**
Don't entertain lofty ambitions,
**[05:04] ---**
but accept the situation for what it is,
**[05:07] ---**
and try to enjoy it.
**[05:09] ---**
This poem embodies the
spirit of modern youth.
**[05:12] Natsuki**
You don't have to analyze it that much...
**[05:14] Natsuki**
I'm just not that interested
in listening to cuckoos singing.
**[05:19] Sakura**
You modern youth, you!
**[05:20] Natsuki**
What would you do, then, Sakura-senpai?
**[05:25] Sakura**
Let me see...
**[05:26] ---**
I figure the cuckoo
**[05:28] ---**
probably has its own reasons
for not singing... So I'd say...
**[05:35] Sakura**
If the cuckoo won't sing,
try smiling instead.
**[05:39] Natsuki**
That's not kindness!
**[05:41] ---**
You're putting even more pressure on it!
**[05:45] Botan**
I'm pretty much the same as Ieyasu.
**[05:48] Natsuki**
You mean you'd wait until it sings?
**[05:51] Botan**
Yeah.
**[05:53] ---**
If the cuckoo won't sing,
I'll wait until it sings.
**[05:58] Botan**
Until its tears turn into stars in the sky!
**[06:01] Natsuki**
She added a lower phrase!
**[06:03] Natsuki**
I'm pretty sure Ieyasu wasn't
that much of a romantic!
**[06:07] Botan**
It's because, back in middle school,
**[06:09] ---**
I was the type who'd write lyrics
without music to go with them.
**[06:12] Natsuki**
Why did you just confess to that?
**[06:15] Sakura**
What about you, Claire-chan?
**[06:17] Botan**
Let's see... To be honest,
**[06:19] ---**
I don't fully understand
what these poems mean.
**[06:22] Sakura**
Huh? You don't understand them?
**[06:24] Claire**
Well, you know...
**[06:27] Claire**
If the cuckoo won't sing,
why not just get a canary?
**[06:34] Natsuki**
That's not the issue!
**[06:37] Karin**
Um... I know it's a little late to ask this, but...
**[06:41] Karin**
What type of bird is a cuckoo?
**[06:45] Botan**
Good question. What kind of bird is it?
**[06:47] Natsuki**
Um... I think it's... green, and...
**[06:50] Botan**
That's a bush warbler.
**[06:52] Sakura**
I think it's yellow, and
used as a dyeing agent...
**[06:56] Claire**
I think you're describing sodium chromate.
**[06:58] Natsuki**
How did you get those confused?!
**[07:00] Claire**
It's a type of bird: small, medium,
**[07:03] ---**
or possibly large, with
two wings it uses to fly.
**[07:07] Claire**
It also has a beak.
**[07:08] Karin**
Oh, it's that kind of bird.
**[07:11] Natsuki**
Use your head, Karin!
**[07:12] ---**
That applies to most birds!
**[07:15] Botan**
Also, the females lay eggs.
**[07:17] ---**
Only the females, not the males.
**[07:19] Natsuki**
You can stop giving that kind of info!
**[07:21] ---**
It's not helping the description at all!
**[07:23] Sakura**
But it's strange, isn't it?
**[07:25] ---**
We've been saying all these things,
**[07:27] ---**
but none of us actually
knows what a cuckoo is.
**[07:32] Sakura**
Maybe, instead of a cuckoo bird, it's...
**[07:38] Natsuki**
*She's not really...*
**[07:43] Natsuki**
*...going to say it, is she?*
**[07:49] Sakura**
...a bird *gone* cuckoo!
**[07:51] Natsuki**
*She said it!*
**[07:55] Aza**
There are some jokes you know are bad,
**[07:57] ---**
but you just have to say them anyway!
***SIGN*** A type of bird in the Cuculidae family, of the order Cuculiformes. Grows to about 28 centimeters. They often lay eggs in nests of other birds, such as bush warblers, leaving the host to raise the cuckoo's chick. Because of this, they are seen as pests of the bird world. They migrate to Japan around mid-May, leading to much shouting at them to go away.
***SIGN*** Cuckoo Bird
***SIGN*** Bird Gone Cuckoo
***SIGN*** A bird that is pathetic in every way. It's not especially harmful, but tends to be exterminated.
**[08:08] Karin**
I brought cookies today!
***SIGN*** Yay!
**[08:11] All**
Yay!
**[08:19] Sakura**
Oh, they're good!
**[08:21] ---**
Where did you buy them?
**[08:23] Karin**
Don't say that, Senpai.
**[08:25] Karin**
I made them myself!
**[08:30] Botan**
You fiend! Who are you?!
**[08:33] Karin**
Huh? What?!
***SIGN*** Record 6
***SIGN*** Feminine Appeal Overdrive
**[08:41] Sakura**
Wait a minute!
**[08:43] ---**
You mean Karin-chan isn't the
"brainless beauty" archetype?
**[08:48] Sakura**
I figured, if she tried to cook...
**[08:51] Sakura**
She'd be the type to make the pot explode!
**[08:54] Karin**
Please, Senpai. Food doesn't explode.
**[08:58] Sakura**
You are correct!
**[09:01] Sakura**
Oh no! I've got "anime brain"!
**[09:03] Karin**
Oh, but... eggs do explode
if you microwave them,
**[09:09] ---**
so you have to be careful.
**[09:11] Sakura**
You even went to the trouble
of naming an exception!
**[09:14] Sakura**
What is this feeling?
**[09:15] ---**
I suddenly want to wrap her in kindness...
**[09:18] Claire**
I didn't know Karin-san had a talent like that.
**[09:21] ---**
Did you know, Natsuki-san?
**[09:23] Natsuki**
Nope. This is the first I've heard of it, too.
**[09:27] Sakura**
Feminine Appeal: 5,000!
**[09:29] ---**
Impossible!
**[09:30] Sakura**
From an Earthling?!
**[09:32] Natsuki**
Where did you pull that thing from?!
**[09:34] Sakura**
Is the device malfunctioning?!
**[09:35] Natsuki**
I think your brain is malfunctioning!
**[09:38] Karin**
I was actually in the Home
Ec Club in middle school.
**[09:42] ---**
I'm good at cooking and sewing.
**[09:44] Natsuki**
Oh, really?
**[09:46] ---**
So why didn't you join the
Home Ec Club in high school?
**[09:50] Karin**
It's because this school separates it
**[09:51] ---**
into Cooking Club and Handicrafts Club.
**[09:55] ---**
And while I was trying
to pick between them,
***SIGN*** Boom
**[09:59] Karin**
that's when I found the Going Home Club!
**[10:01] Natsuki**
How did you decide on this club
**[10:02] ---**
as a happy medium between the two?
**[10:06] Claire**
It's impressive that you can sew, too.
**[10:08] ---**
I'd love to see something you've made.
**[10:11] Karin**
In that case...
***SIGN*** Karin
**[10:14] Karin**
This tissue cover is handmade!
**[10:16] Sakura**
N-Not only does she put a cover
on her pocket tissues...
**[10:20] Botan**
...but it's handmade, too?!
**[10:22] Sakura**
Feminine Appeal Level: 40,000...
**[10:24] ---**
50,000...
**[10:26] ---**
It's still rising!
**[10:28] Natsuki**
Seriously, where did you buy that thing?
**[10:31] Botan**
Karin must be of a race that can
alter its Feminine Appeal at will.
**[10:35] Natsuki**
She's joined in, too!
**[10:38] Botan**
What formidable Feminine Appeal!
**[10:43] Botan**
To bring me of all people to my knees...
**[10:45] Natsuki**
Why are you on your knees?!
**[10:49] Claire**
Truth is...
**[10:53] ---**
I've heard of this.
**[10:58] Claire**
They say that any girl
can become a princess!
**[11:05] Sakura**
You mean that Karin-chan...
**[11:07] ---**
has another transformation coming up?!
**[11:12] Natsuki**
It exploded!
**[11:14] Natsuki**
A device that explodes when it
exceeds its measuring parameters
**[11:17] ---**
goes against the PL Law!
**[11:26] Natsuki**
How did you end up like that?!
**[11:30] Botan**
I can't win...
**[11:32] Natsuki**
What are you even fighting?!
**[11:33] Botan**
By the way, the PL Law refers
to the Product Liability Law,
**[11:38] ---**
a regulation prohibiting the
sale of dangerous goods.
**[11:42] Natsuki**
She gave an explanation!
**[11:44] Botan**
Also... it has nothing to do...
with high school... baseball...
**[11:51] Claire**
I... I'm done for, too...
**[11:54] Natsuki**
Why?!
**[11:55] Claire**
This... atmosphere...
**[12:04] Natsuki**
These people take a mood way too far!
**[12:07] Natsuki**
Seriously, what is happening here?!
**[12:11] Karin**
*I don't really get it, but...*
**[12:15] Karin**
*They liked the stuff I made!*
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Photo Gallery
***SIGN*** Captain! I'm starting my patrol!! -Sakura
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
**[12:30] Natsuki**
Hello.
**[12:32] Sakura**
Oh, the new recruits are here.
**[12:33] Karin**
Yes!
**[12:48] Karin**
Senpai, listen to this!
**[12:52] Botan**
What is it?
**[12:54] Karin**
A girl who was in my class in middle school
**[12:56] ---**
said she went to a social mixer recently!
***SIGN*** Boom
**[12:59] Botan**
High school girls are too young for that!
**[13:03] Karin**
I agree!
**[13:12] Karin**
This is good.
**[13:16] Natsuki**
What?
***SIGN*** Record 7
***SIGN*** Social Mixer Training
**[13:23] Sakura**
A social mixer isn't that unusual, is it?
**[13:26] ---**
It was normal at my middle school.
**[13:28] Natsuki**
What kind of middle school did you go to?!
**[13:31] Claire**
Excuse me...
**[13:33] ---**
but what is a social mixer?
**[13:35] ---**
I don't know anything about them.
**[13:37] Sakura**
Let me explain!
***SIGN*** What is a Social Mixer?
***SIGN*** The Going Home Club Explains:
**[13:39] Sakura**
A social mixer is an event in
which several boys and girls
**[13:42] ---**
work together toward a common goal,
**[13:45] ---**
occasionally clashing, as they
**[13:47] ---**
grow up and improve one another.
**[13:50] Natsuki**
Is it really something that noble?
**[13:52] Sakura**
Incidentally,
**[13:55] ---**
in my third year of middle school,
we sang Die Moldau.
**[13:58] Natsuki**
Oh... I was hoping I was wrong...
***SIGN*** Choral Mixer
**[14:01] ---**
but you're thinking of a *choral* mixer.
**[14:04] Sakura**
What?
**[14:07] Sakura**
No, oh no... You're talking
about the *other* kind?!
**[14:10] Sakura**
I'm so embarrassed!
**[14:10] Natsuki**
She really mixed them up?
**[14:12] ---**
She's surprisingly innocent!
**[14:14] Aza**
A social mixer
**[14:15] ---**
is a lowbrow event where outgoing men
and women who've never met before
**[14:20] ---**
come together to get better
acquainted, with the goal of dating.
**[14:23] Claire**
Oh, I see.
**[14:27] Sakura**
But you know, we *are* already in high school!
**[14:30] ---**
A social mixer could break out at any time,
**[14:33] ---**
and we could get caught up in it!
**[14:35] Sakura**
Okay! Today, we're going to do
a social mixer practice drill!
**[14:39] Natsuki**
Are social mixers like natural disasters now?!
**[14:44] Natsuki**
And so, playing along with
Sakura-senpai's idea,
***SIGN*** Playing the Boys
**[14:48] ---**
we all drew lots to determine our roles.
***SIGN*** Playing the Girls
***SIGN*** Playing waitress/referee
**[14:53] Natsuki**
What do you mean, the referee?!
**[14:55] ---**
Does a social mixer need one of those?
**[14:58] Sakura**
I'll be judging your social mixer etiquette.
**[15:02] Natsuki**
* But she doesn't have any experience*
* with social mixers either...*
**[15:06] Sakura**
Okay! Social mixer, start!
**[15:10] Natsuki**
*Saying "Start" doesn't help us much...*
**[15:12] Botan**
Um... since we're supposed to
be people who've never met,
**[15:17] ---**
maybe we should introduce ourselves?
**[15:20] Sakura**
Great job! +10 to Botan-chan!
**[15:23] Natsuki**
You're scoring *that*?!
**[15:25] Botan**
My name is Oohagi Botan.
**[15:27] ---**
My special skill is earth splitting.
**[15:30] Natsuki**
By earth splitting, you mean...
**[15:43] Botan**
No, not that.
***SIGN*** Parting Rivers
**[15:55] Natsuki**
You didn't mean earthenware?!
**[15:57] Claire**
My name is Kokonoe Claire.
**[15:59] ---**
I play a bit of Stradivarius.
**[16:02] Natsuki**
Why don't you just say "violin"?!
**[16:04] Claire**
I also do tea ceremonies from time to time.
***SIGN*** Yohen Tenmoku Tea Bowl
**[16:09] Natsuki**
Yohen Tenmoku tea bowls are national treasures!
**[16:11] ---**
Why do you always call attention to the
fact that you're on a different plane?
**[16:16] Natsuki**
Well, I'm...
**[16:17] Sakura**
I've brought you some wasabi octopus!
***SIGN*** Wasabi Octopus x 4
**[16:20] Natsuki**
Right now?! Read the atmosphere, waitress!
***SIGN*** If you need anything, please press this button.
***SIGN*** If you need anything, please press the button.
**[16:27] Natsuki**
Why is that part so realistic?!
**[16:30] Karin**
*What's wasabi octopus?*
**[16:34] Natsuki**
Once again, I'm Andou
Natsuki. My hobby is...
***SIGN*** Girlish Appeal
**[16:43] Natsuki**
making felt dolls.
***SIGN*** Natsuki -30
**[16:47] Natsuki**
What was I supposed to say?!
**[16:51] Karin**
I'm Touno Karin.
**[16:53] Karin**
Lately, I enjoy floral-scented baths.
**[16:57] Karin**
I'm not very good at studying,
but my favorite tea is darjeeling.
***SIGN*** Natsuki -30
***SIGN*** Karin +120
**[17:02] Natsuki**
She got a high score for that?
**[17:04] ---**
But I didn't even understand
that last thing she said!
**[17:07] Karin**
By the way, did you know?
**[17:09] ---**
In flower language, the Cosmos flower
represents "a maiden's devotion."
**[17:14] Sakura**
What?!
**[17:15] ---**
Her Feminine Appeal Level is beyond measure.
**[17:18] Natsuki**
What? You're still dragging up that joke?
***SIGN*** Rain Seal
**[17:21] Aza**
Rain seal.
**[17:23] Botan**
Well, we finished our introductions.
**[17:26] Claire**
So now...
**[17:29] Karin**
...what are we...
**[17:31] Natsuki**
...supposed to do?
***SIGN*** Wasabi Octopus x8
**[17:37] Sakura**
I brought more wasabi octopus!
***SIGN*** Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus
**[17:40] Natsuki**
A second wasabi octopus onslaught?!
**[17:43] ---**
How desperate is this store to
push the wasabi octopus?!
**[17:45] Sakura**
Well, wasabi octopus is
the only bar snack I know.
**[17:50] Natsuki**
There's a lot of options! Like fried foods!
**[17:53] Sakura**
I didn't think of that!
**[17:54] Sakura**
Time for a freebie!
***SIGN*** Freebie
**[17:58] Natsuki**
Huh?
**[17:59] Sakura**
If you bring up the next topic
smoothly, you get a high score!
**[18:01] Natsuki**
Make it clear if you're the
waitress or the referee!
**[18:06] Claire**
You both have such lovely outfits.
**[18:09] ---**
Where do you usually go shopping?
***SIGN*** Botan +10
Claire +530,000
Natsuki -30
**[18:12] Natsuki**
That's an incredibly high score!
**[18:14] ---**
Your scoring standards make no sense!
**[18:18] Botan**
That kind of inflation makes
this feel like a real battle!
**[18:22] Natsuki**
Why does that make her so excited?!
**[18:24] ---**
Besides, this isn't even a battle!
**[18:27] Karin**
I usually shop locally, but
sometimes I go to Harajuku, too!
**[18:33] Claire**
Oh, really.
**[18:40] Girls**
*That topic didn't go as far as expected...*
***SIGN*** Wasabi Octopus x8
Fried Wasabi Octopus x1
**[18:43] Sakura**
I brought some fried wasabi octopus!
**[18:47] Natsuki**
Why are you so insistent on wasabi octopus?!
**[18:49] ---**
Just bring over some ordinary chicken!
**[18:51] Sakura**
Oh, I see. That'll work.
***SIGN*** Unexpected Incident
**[18:54] Sakura**
Time for an unexpected incident!
**[18:57] Sakura**
Botan-chan spills a drink and loses points!
**[19:00] Botan**
What? Random events happen in this, too?
***SIGN*** Botan -9,600,000 Claire +530,000
**[19:05] Natsuki**
What an explosive drop!
**[19:07] Botan**
Interesting!
**[19:08] Natsuki**
She gets more excited
the more digits are added!
**[19:11] ---**
She's so easy to read!
***SIGN*** Fried Chicken x1
**[19:12] Sakura**
I've brought some fried chicken!
**[19:15] Natsuki**
Oh, finally. A proper dish.
***SIGN*** Fried Chicken x1
***SIGN*** Put lemon on the fried chicken? Yes / No
**[19:20] ---**
Put lemon on the fried chicken?
**[19:24] Karin**
Um... I'll choose "Yes."
***SIGN*** The Lemon has Revealed its True Form!!
**[19:29] Sakura**
The lemon has revealed its true form!
**[19:31] Sakura**
You look closely and see it's not
a lemon after all, but a durian!
**[19:35] Sakura**
Will this result in a huge drop of score?!
**[19:37] Natsuki**
What kind of situation is this?!
**[19:39] Botan**
I want to see the manager.
***SIGN*** Botan +28,000,000 Claire +530,000
**[19:45] Natsuki**
She jumped back into the lead with a complaint!
**[19:49] Sakura**
Social mixers are a complicated thing.
**[19:51] Natsuki**
You're just making it up as you go!
**[19:53] Aza**
Blub blub?
**[19:55] Sakura**
It's time to wrap it up!
***SIGN*** Choose who you want to take out!!
**[19:59] Claire**
I'm not sure what's going on,
but I'd like to take Karin-san out.
**[20:03] Karin**
Okay!
**[20:04] Natsuki**
She's become quite the carnivore.
***SIGN*** Boom
**[20:08] Sakura**
How long do you want
your takeout to keep?
**[20:10] Natsuki**
Don't try to preserve her with dry ice!
**[20:12] Aza**
Coming through! Coming through!
**[20:14] Sakura**
Now that you've chosen the
one you'd like to take out,
**[20:16] ---**
I will announce the final scores!
***SIGN*** Botan: +6,840,000,000,000
Claire: +89,650,000,000,000
***SIGN*** Natsuki: -30
***SIGN*** Karin: +9,200,720,195,000,000,000
***SIGN*** Natsuki: -30
**[20:24] Sakura**
The winner is... Karin-chan!
**[20:27] Karin**
Hooray?
**[20:29] Sakura**
I bestow upon Karin-chan the
title of "Social Mixer Goddess!"
**[20:34] Karin**
Yay?
**[20:36] Sakura**
All right!
**[20:38] ---**
Now you'll all know what to do if
you're ever caught up in a social mixer.
**[20:41] Botan**
Miss Waitress.
**[20:44] Botan**
When do you get off work?
***SIGN*** Botan: +∞ Claire: +89,650,000,000,000
**[20:51] Natsuki**
Hey! You can't make a pass at the waitress!
**[22:26] Natsuki**
Sakura-senpai.
**[22:29] Natsuki**
I was thinking about it,
and a chorus made up of boys
**[22:32] ---**
and girls would be a mixed
chorus, not a choral mixer.
***SIGN*** Mixed Chorus
***SIGN*** Choral Mixer
**[22:35] ---**
You couldn't have confused
it with a social mixer.
**[22:41] ---**
Mixed shock!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[22:46] Sakura**
Sakura here!
**[22:47] ---**
I heard aye-ayes have extremely
long middle fingers
**[22:50] ---**
that they use to pull
grubs out of tree trunks!
**[22:53] ---**
Bet it's useful for picking their noses, too!
**[22:55] ---**
Next time, Record 8:
Kill the Suspicious Person!
**[22:58] ---**
And others, with a sandwich on the side!
# E3 - Kill the Suspicious Person! \ Middle School Diary \ Don't Feed the Cute Girls \ Fifteen Years in Solitude
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0978WWR/kill-the-suspicious-person--middle-school-diary--dont-feed-the-cute-girls--fifteen-years-in-solitude)
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**[00:03] Nat**
Parasaurolophus was a dinosaur that thrived
**[00:06] Nat**
on what is now the North American
continent during the Cretaceous period.
**[00:11] Nat**
They say it could grow to ten meters in height,
**[00:14] Nat**
and its weight exceeded four tons.
**[00:16] Nat**
It had a uniquely-shaped crest that
extended backwards from its head.
**[00:21] Nat**
The crest contained tubes that
connected to its nostrils,
**[00:25] Nat**
which, it is said, produced a
sound similar to an oboe.
**[00:29] Aza**
Today's point of interest!
**[02:01] Sak**
*I hate my weakness...*
**[02:04] Sak**
*I want...*
**[02:06] Sak**
*I want power!*
**[02:09] Sak**
It won't open!
**[02:11] Nat**
You make a mountain out
of every molehill, don't you?
***SIGN*** Kill the Suspicious Person!
***SIGN*** Kill the Suspicious Person!
***SIGN*** Record 8
**[02:28] Bot**
Here. It's open.
**[02:30] Sak**
Oh! Thank you, Botan-chan!
**[02:35] Sak**
Yes! Carbonated drinks! Yes!
**[02:38] Sak**
Well, she doesn't usually
get to make use of it,
**[02:40] Sak**
but it's a big help at times like this, huh?
**[02:42] Sak**
Botan-chan's "super-strong" setting!
**[02:44] Nat**
Don't call it my "setting."
**[02:46] Nat**
Well, if you really feel like
you never get to use it,
**[02:48] Nat**
you should teach us some simple
self-defense techniques!
**[02:52] Kar**
I want to learn some techniques, too!
**[02:54] Cla**
Good idea.
**[02:55] Cla**
You're cute, so it'd be a
good thing for you to know.
**[02:59] Nat**
Something bothers me about
the way you said that...
**[03:03] Bot**
Right!
**[03:04] Bot**
Then, I'll teach you the
secrets of Hagitsuki-ryuu!
**[03:07] Nat**
That's not necessary.
**[03:08] Bot**
Okay, Sakura, can you be my opponent?
**[03:11] Sak**
Leave it to me!
**[03:14] Sak**
I happened to bring my
"Suspicious Person Kit" today.
**[03:16] Nat**
Why?!
**[03:18] Sak**
Well?
**[03:18] Sak**
Do I look like a suspicious person?
**[03:21] Cla**
Yes, you're totally suspicious.
**[03:23] Bot**
A level of suspicious we rarely
see in this day and age.
**[03:25] Nat**
I'd report you to the police.
**[03:27] Kar**
You'd even make children cry!
**[03:32] Nat**
Why are you sulking?
**[03:34] Nat**
You're a real pain.
***SIGN*** Boom
**[03:37] Bot**
Okay, Sakura!
**[03:39] Bot**
Attack me however you like!
***SIGN*** Curry
**[03:42] Sak**
I'm going to send you joke faxes!
**[03:46] Nat**
Why is she attacking with
psychological warfare?
**[03:50] Sak**
I'll put fermented soy
beans in your mailbox.
**[03:52] Nat**
These are all really underhanded attacks!
**[03:55] Sak**
Okay, I'll put socks I wore
for two weeks straight
**[03:58] Sak**
over the summer in your mailbox.
**[03:59] Nat**
That's the same approach!
**[04:00] Bot**
Enough. Just attack me directly.
**[04:03] Bot**
If you don't, I can't use any
self-defense techniques.
**[04:05] Sak**
Okay, then!
**[04:06] Sak**
I'm gonna lick the back of your knees!
**[04:10] Sak**
Oh no!
**[04:11] Sak**
I can't lick them with this mask in the way!
**[04:14] Nat**
*What an idiot.*
**[04:17] Aza**
Roll!
**[04:18] Bot**
If you're attacked from the front,
take the attacker's arm like this.
**[04:23] Bot**
In this situation, the pinky finger is key.
**[04:27] Bot**
Keep the pinky, the attacker's
weak point, held down.
**[04:32] Botan**
Then just twist that arm outwards.
**[04:36] Botan**
Of course, I won't do that
now, since it's dangerous.
**[04:38] Sak**
Wow... And then I wouldn't be able to move?
**[04:41] Bot**
Nope. You'd burst.
**[04:48] Man**
Hidebu!
***SIGN*** Censored
**[04:51] Nat**
*We can't use that.*
**[04:54] Kar**
Botan-senpai.
**[04:56] Kar**
What do you mean by "burst"?
**[04:58] Botan**
Well, you see...
***SIGN*** Middle School Diary
***SIGN*** Record 9 Middle School Diary
(Black Diary)
**[05:04] Cla**
Hello.
**[05:05] Cla**
It's me.
**[05:07] Cla**
Yes, it's...
**[05:09] Cla**
the usual.
**[05:10] Nat**
The usual?
**[05:15] Nat**
Is that...
***SIGN*** Rewind
***SIGN*** Rewind
***SIGN*** Rewind
***SIGN*** Rewind
***SIGN*** Rewind
***SIGN*** Rewind
***SIGN*** Pause
***SIGN*** Play
**[05:29] Cla**
Yes. Please take care of it.
**[05:31] Nat**
*She did that right at the beginning.*
**[05:32] Cla**
No, it's not as bad as last time.
You shouldn't need the marble block.
**[05:37] Nat**
Ah... the usual, huh?
**[05:43] Kar**
She defeated the suspicious person!
**[05:45] Kar**
Botan-senpai sure is strong.
**[05:48] Kar**
I want to be just like Botan-senpai!
**[05:51] Cla**
You can't.
**[05:52] Kar**
Huh?
**[05:53] Cla**
You mustn't become like Botan-san.
**[05:56] Kar**
O-Okay...
**[06:00] Cla**
You absolutely mustn't.
**[06:02] Nat**
Don't worry.
**[06:03] Nat**
I'm sure she won't.
**[06:05] Bot**
It's true that I'm strong.
**[06:08] Bot**
It takes no effort for me to make a
normal person burst at the seams.
**[06:12] Bot**
But that is not where true strength lies.
**[06:18] Bot**
The true strength that people seek
**[06:21] Bot**
lies not in the body, but in the mind.
**[06:24] Kar**
What do you mean by "burst"?
**[06:27] Sak**
So you undergo mental
training too, Botan-chan?
**[06:32] Bot**
Yes.
**[06:34] Bot**
For instance...
**[06:37] Bot**
I am unfazed when someone reads
my diary from middle school!
**[06:41] Sak**
Wh-What?
**[06:43] Sak**
Impossible!
**[06:44] Sak**
Middle school diaries are full of
immature urges, reckless ignorance,
**[06:49] Sak**
unrealistic ideals, bitter love stories...
**[06:51] Sak**
It all comes together in a
Pandora's Box of chaos!
***SIGN*** Pandora's Box
**[06:55] Sak**
They say that, the day a stranger opens it,
**[06:57] Sak**
even a seasoned master will writhe in agony
**[07:00] Sak**
and suffer a mental breakdown!
**[07:03] Nat**
Where do they say that?
**[07:06] Cla**
Th-That's true...
**[07:08] Cla**
Even for a practitioner of
the peerless Hagitsuki-ryuu,
**[07:11] Cla**
such a claim is hard to fathom...
**[07:13] Nat**
Why are you trembling?
**[07:15] Bot**
Incidentally, I have it here.
**[07:17] Nat**
You carry it around with you?!
***SIGN*** Diary, Age 14
**[07:19] Sak**
Th-This is...
**[07:22] Sak**
The title even has daggers bookending it!
**[07:25] Sak**
A normal person would faint from the
agony of someone else just seeing that!
**[07:30] Nat**
You can get that symbol
just by typing in "Dagger."
***SIGN*** Dagger
**[07:37] Nat**
By the way...
**[07:38] Nat**
Is this note even necessary?
***SIGN*** Sorry, this diary
is Japanese only.
**[07:41] Nat**
Is it an old personal web page or something?
**[07:44] Sak**
Is it really okay to read this?
**[07:46] Bot**
Yes, it's no problem.
**[07:57] Nat**
Sakura-senpai!
**[07:59] Nat**
What happened?!
**[08:00] Nat**
Was it a forbidden magic spell?
**[08:02] Sak**
P-Parasaurolophus...
**[08:05] Sak**
A Parasaurolophus's horn is stabbing me...
**[08:08] Nat**
She's even rambling incoherently!
***SIGN*** Horn X
***SIGN*** Crest O
**[08:10] Aza**
Bzzt!
**[08:13] Nat**
*Just what is written in that diary?*
**[08:21] Nat**
I'm... going to read it.
**[08:25] Nat**
I'll read it aloud so you all can hear.
**[08:33] Nat**
Okay. I'll read this part.
**[08:36] Nat**
"July 12th. I am broken glass."
**[08:42] Nat**
"No one will come near me."
**[08:44] Nat**
"Anyone who touches me gets hurt."
**[08:47] Nat**
"And yet..."
**[08:49] Nat**
"When bathed in light,
I will surely glitter."
**[08:54] Kar**
Nat-chan!
**[08:57] Bot**
I'm glass, huh?
**[09:01] Bot**
That's a pretty interesting
metaphor I came up with.
**[09:05] Bot**
"When bathed in light,
I will surely glitter."
**[09:10] Bot**
I guess there was a time
when I believed that...
**[09:13] Cla**
* She took no damage from having*
* that read aloud in front of her?*
**[09:16] Kar**
Nat-chan, here's some water.
**[09:18] Cla**
*This... This is Hagitsuki-ryuu!*
**[09:22] Bot**
After that, I started high school
**[09:26] Bot**
and met a light by the name of Sakura.
**[09:31] Kar**
Botan-senpai really is amazing.
**[09:35] Kar**
She can write things that
affect people this much.
**[09:41] Kar**
Maybe I should keep a diary, too!
**[09:48] Aza**
You shouldn't look directly at the sun.
**[09:50] Aza**
Use special glasses or a solar filter to do so!
***SIGN*** The next total solar eclipse is on June 1st, 2030!!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Photo Gallery
***SIGN*** Ah, summer. Hydrangeas are the essence of summer. -Botan
**[10:00] Aza**
Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!
***SIGN*** Now We're in a Battle?!
**[10:03] Aza**
Now we're in a battle!
***SIGN*** Lies
**[10:05] Cla**
Pinching the legs to fire?
**[10:07] Cla**
That takes me back!
***SIGN*** Corpse
**[10:09] Cla**
I used to modify them, too.
**[10:11] Cla**
I tried attaching a long barrel, for instance.
**[10:15] Cla**
I even attached a magazine
made from a plastic bottle,
**[10:17] Cla**
but it jammed so easily.
**[10:21] Cla**
There!
**[10:23] Cla**
Karin-san, say "ah"!
**[10:24] Kar**
Ah!
**[10:26] Nat/Sak**
How much are you going to spoil her?!
***SIGN*** Record 10
***SIGN*** Don't Feed the Cute Girls
**[10:34] Cla**
How rude!
**[10:36] Cla**
I'm not spoiling her.
**[10:38] Cla**
I was just peeling an orange for her.
**[10:40] Nat**
What high school student
can't peel their own oranges?!
**[10:43] Cla**
But it's dangerous if you get
orange juice in your eyes.
**[10:45] Kar**
My eyes! It hurts!
**[10:46] Nat**
You're just being overprotective!
**[10:48] Sak**
To be honest, Claire-chan,
**[10:51] Sak**
I think you've been spoiling
Karin-chan too much lately.
**[10:53] Cla**
Karin-san, I put more lead in
your mechanical pencil for you.
**[10:57] Kar**
Oh, thank you!
**[10:59] Sak**
That's exactly what I'm talking about!
**[11:01] Cla**
But, if the lead were
to stab her in the eye—
**[11:04] Nat**
It won't!
**[11:05] Sak**
What if you spoil her so much,
**[11:07] Sak**
she becomes the kind of person who
can't do anything for herself?
**[11:11] Sak**
Could you take responsibility
**[11:13] Sak**
for looking after Karin-chan
for the rest of your life?
**[11:16] Cla**
Yes, I could.
**[11:18] Sak/Nat**
You could?
**[11:21] Cla**
It's true.
**[11:23] Cla**
If there is one thing that
could drive me to sin,
**[11:27] Cla**
it would be...
**[11:30] Cla**
Karin-san's cuteness.
**[11:44] Nat**
Enough of that joke already!
**[11:45] Nat**
And don't draw Karin floating in
the sky like someone who's dead!
**[11:49] Sak**
How nice for you, Karin-chan.
**[11:52] Sak**
You've won at life.
**[11:56] Nat**
Oh no!
**[11:57] Nat**
The club president has given up on something!
**[11:59] Nat**
If you give up, Karin is done for!
**[12:02] Bot**
Well, it's true that spoiling someone
all the time won't help them.
**[12:06] Nat**
She just gave good advice!
Her diary is still ridiculous, though.
**[12:09] Bot**
It's a good idea to be strict sometimes.
**[12:13] Bot**
They say even the lion drops
his cub into a valley of carrots.
**[12:16] Nat**
That must be rough for a carnivore.
***SIGN*** Discipline
**[12:19] Bot**
Or maybe it was a valley of discipline...
***SIGN*** Valley of Discipline X
***SIGN*** Deep Abyss O
**[12:21] ---**
Bzzt!
**[12:23] Nat**
I feel bad for the cub!
**[12:24] Nat**
You should discipline it yourself!
**[12:27] Bot**
Okay.
**[12:28] Bot**
Karin, come with me for a moment.
**[12:30] Kar**
Huh?
**[12:33] Bot**
Now, Karin!
**[12:35] Bot**
Climb this stairway with your own two legs!
**[12:37] Nat**
How low are you setting the bar?!
**[12:39] Kar**
No way...
**[12:40] Kar**
I have to climb all these stairs by myself?
**[12:42] Nat**
What?
**[12:43] Nat**
Why are you just going with the flow?
**[12:46] Kar**
But there are at least ten steps...
**[12:48] Nat**
You walked up them at lunch
while humming to yourself!
**[12:51] Sak**
Hey...
**[12:52] Sak**
Botan-chan, this might be a bit much...
**[12:55] Nat**
Not her, too!
**[12:57] Nat**
You can climb a staircase
hopping on one leg!
**[12:59] Cla**
Wait a minute.
**[13:00] Cla**
I'll call my bodyguard.
**[13:02] Cla**
He'll climb it for you.
**[13:03] Nat**
You're missing the point completely!
**[13:06] Cla**
Then, I'll call a helicopter...
**[13:07] Nat**
How high are you planning on taking her?!
**[13:09] Bot**
If you can't walk up, you may
climb on your hands and knees.
**[13:12] Nat**
She gave up on making her
use her own two legs!
**[13:32] Bot**
I see.
**[13:33] Bot**
Very well.
**[13:56] Bot**
All you have to do is hold on to me.
**[14:02] Kar**
Botan-senpai...
**[14:11] Kar**
What do you mean by "burst"?
***SIGN*** Give the seals some love, too!
**[14:20] Aza**
Give the seals some love, too!
**[14:42] Bot**
7:30, huh?
**[14:45] Bot**
Waking up early on a Sunday
makes me feel like I'm losing out.
**[15:01] Bot**
Right.
**[15:02] Bot**
I'll do some warm-up exercises.
**[15:27] Bot**
I guess it's lunchtime.
***SIGN*** White Seal Ramen
***SIGN*** Andou Natsuki-san's Pictures
***SIGN*** Fried Rice
***SIGN*** Fried rice?!
**[15:48] Botan**
Even in the pictures she uploads herself,
**[15:50] Botan**
she includes retorts.
**[15:51] Botan**
She's so dedicated.
***SIGN*** Like!?
***SIGN*** Touno
Karin-san's
Pictures
***SIGN*** Napping in the sun
***SIGN*** Napping in the sun. He looks comfy.
***SIGN*** Like!?
***SIGN*** Time for lunch!
**[15:58] Bot**
Karin's Feminine Appeal level is as high as ever.
***SIGN*** Like!?
***SIGN*** I made cookies!
***SIGN*** Like!?
**[16:04] Bot**
There.
**[16:05] Bot**
I've finished "liking" all the pictures that
**[16:07] Bot**
my cute underclassman friends have uploaded.
***SIGN*** Doumyouji
Sakura-san's
Pictures
***SIGN*** This snail
forgot
his shell!!
What a
scatterbrain!!
**[16:10] Bot**
Sakura... is uploading
nonsensical pictures again.
**[16:14] Bot**
I wish there was a "Die" button
next to the "Like" button.
***SIGN*** Like
**[16:18] Bot**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Nishi Tamao-san
***SIGN*** Kakio Arare-san
**[16:20] Bot**
I think this girl was in my third
year class in middle school.
**[16:25] Bot**
It's been a while...
**[16:27] Bot**
I wonder how she's doing.
***SIGN*** Kakio Arare-san's pictures
***SIGN*** Went to my middle school class reunion!
***SIGN*** Went to my middle school class reunion!
Even the teachers came, it was so fun!
We went for karaoke after (lol)
***SIGN*** Likes!?: 26
**[16:36] Bot**
*Whew!*
**[16:37] Bot**
*Thank goodness!*
**[16:39] Bot**
*It's a good thing I've done mental training!*
**[16:41] Bot**
* A normal person would've had a mental*
* breakdown and died from seeing that.*
***SIGN*** Record 11
***SIGN*** Fifteen Years in Solitude
**[16:47] Bot**
...and that's what happened yesterday.
**[16:49] Bot**
Wow, it's been so long since
I broke a punching bag!
**[16:54] Nat**
Botan-senpai, you didn't have any friends
in your third year middle school class?
**[16:59] Bot**
Not just in my third year.
**[17:00] Bot**
Sakura is the first person I've
ever been able to call a friend.
***SIGN*** Friend #1
**[17:06] Nat**
You've walked a seriously lonely road...
**[17:09] Kar**
What?!
**[17:09] Kar**
But why?!
**[17:11] Kar**
Botan-senpai is so nice!
**[17:14] Sak**
I don't think it was that they didn't like her...
**[17:16] Sak**
They were just afraid of her.
**[17:19] Sak**
Botan-chan unconsciously exudes
a murderous aura, after all.
**[17:23] Sak**
Normal people sense it instinctively
and keep their distance.
**[17:27] Kar**
But I've never thought of
Botan-senpai as scary even once.
**[17:32] Sak**
That's because she was already
with us when you met her!
**[17:36] Sak**
When she's like this,
you don't have to be afraid.
**[17:41] Sak**
If you'd met her in a situation like this,
**[17:43] Sak**
she might have made a different impression.
**[17:46] Kar**
I think I understand...
**[17:49] Kar**
But then, Sakura-senpai,
**[17:51] Kar**
how did you get to be
friends with Botan-senpai?
**[17:54] Sak**
What?
**[17:57] (Flashback) Bot**
After that, I started high school
**[18:01] (Flashback) Bot**
and met a light by the name of Sakura.
**[18:07] Nat**
*What on earth happened in their past?*
**[18:11] Bot**
Before I met Sakura,
**[18:13] Bot**
I had spent my whole life alone.
**[18:16] Bot**
But that had its positives, too.
**[18:20] Bot**
Hagitsuki-ryuu is closely
tied to your mental strength.
**[18:25] Bot**
So the loneliness made my body stronger.
**[18:30] Bot**
Thanks to my training,
**[18:31] Bot**
when we were told to
pair up in gym class,
**[18:34] Bot**
I got through it using afterimages
made by high-speed motion.
**[18:38] Nat**
You wouldn't have needed to
do that if you had friends...
**[18:42] Bot**
If any of you ever seriously tried to hit me,
**[18:45] Bot**
I don't think it would even hurt me.
**[18:47] Sak**
Huh?
**[18:49] Sak**
That can't be true!
**[18:51] Sak**
Because... See?
**[18:53] Sak**
Your cheeks are as soft as anyone else's!
**[18:56] Sak**
Poke, poke!
**[18:57] Botan**
Well then, why don't you try, Sakura?
**[19:00] Botan**
Get serious.
**[19:02] Sak**
You asked for it!
**[19:05] Sak**
Don't you dare...
**[19:08] Sak**
regret saying that now!
**[19:10] Nat**
Why do you look happier after every hit?
**[19:13] Sak**
D-Damn!
**[19:16] Sak**
It's really not affecting her!
**[19:17] Sak**
Well,
**[19:18] Sak**
that last hit would've done some
damage, so I'm glad it didn't!
**[19:21] Sak**
But why?!
***SIGN*** Why?!
**[19:23] Bot**
If you hit a diamond with a feather,
**[19:26] Bot**
do you think it would hurt it?
**[19:28] Nat**
Didn't you say you were glass?
**[19:31] Sak**
*I hate my weakness...*
**[19:34] Sak**
*I want...*
**[19:36] Sak**
*I want power!*
**[19:38] Nat**
Stop reusing footage to fill up airtime.
**[19:41] Sak**
Oh!
**[19:42] Sak**
*Wait.*
**[19:44] Sak**
* She said that Hagitsuki-ryuu was*
* closely tied to your mental strength.*
**[19:49] Sak**
*Which means...*
**[19:53] Sak**
Karin-chan, come here a minute!
**[19:55] Kar**
Yes?
**[19:58] Kar**
What?
**[19:59] Kar**
But that would...
**[20:01] Sak**
It's fine. Just do it like I told you.
**[20:03] Bot**
Hey, now.
**[20:04] Bot**
Karin may have a high Feminine Appeal level,
**[20:06] Bot**
but it won't make her hit harder.
**[20:10] Sak**
We'll see about that.
**[20:12] Nat**
*Doumyouji Sakura...*
**[20:15] Nat**
*She's hit on a truly terrifying idea.*
**[20:18] Nat**
* At this rate, Botan-senpai*
* won't stand a chance!*
**[20:21] Kar**
I don't really understand,
but I'll give it a try.
**[20:24] Sak**
Go for it!
**[20:25] Sak**
Give it your best shot!
**[20:29] Bot**
Whenever you're ready.
**[20:32] Kar**
Botan-senpai...
**[20:34] Kar**
I hate you!
**[20:38] Kar**
Botan-senpai, I hate you!
**[20:41] Kar**
I hate you!
**[20:42] Kar**
I hate you!
**[20:48] Cla**
I'm sorry I'm late.
**[20:54] Cla**
What's going on, everyone?
***SIGN*** Touno Karin-san's Pictures
***SIGN*** I really love you, Botan-senpai!!
***SIGN*** Like!?
***SIGN*** Ball Game Tournament Boys: Basket, Dodge Girls: Volley, Soft Confirm Your Match Times
***SIGN*** Preview
**[22:46] Bot**
This is Botan.
**[22:47] Bot**
The sand tiger shark has to eat
**[22:49] Bot**
its siblings in the mother's
womb in order to be born.
**[22:52] Bot**
The battle starts before it's even born!
**[22:55] Bot**
Next time, Record 12: Fierce Battle!
The First Term Ball Game Tournament.
**[22:58] Bot**
And two more!
# E4 - Fierce Battle! The First Term Sports Tournament \ Burn! Fire Safety Soul! \ Fundamentals of a Retool
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR75184ZY/fierce-battle-the-first-term-sports-tournament--burn-fire-safety-soul--fundamentals-of-a-retool)
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***SIGN*** Ball Game Tournament
***SIGN*** Boys: Basket/Dodge
***SIGN*** Girls: Volley/Soft
***SIGN*** Confirm your match times!!
**[00:06] Kar**
We lost!
**[00:08] Nat**
What can you do?
**[00:09] Nat**
They put us up against third years.
**[00:11] Kar**
That girl's serve was amazing.
**[00:13] Nat**
I think she's in the Volleyball Club.
**[00:16] Kar**
Oh, yeah...
**[00:18] Kar**
The senpai girls said they
were doing softball, right?
**[00:21] Nat**
Did they?
**[00:22] Kar**
I checked the tournament schedule earlier,
**[00:24] Kar**
and it said class 2-1 and class 2-5
will be playing each other.
**[00:27] Nat**
Class 2-1 and class 2-5...
**[00:30] Kar**
Sakura-senpai and Botan-senpai
are in class 2-1.
**[00:32] Kar**
Claire-senpai's in class 2-5.
**[00:34] Nat**
Oh...
**[00:35] Kar**
I hear the game starts at 10am.
**[00:38] Nat**
That's pretty soon.
**[00:40] Nat**
Wanna go watch?
**[00:41] Kar**
Yeah!
**[00:49] Furu**
They totally ignored me.
***SIGN*** Record 12
***SIGN*** Fierce Battle!! The First Term Ball Game Tournament
**[02:27] Ump**
The game between class 2-1
and class 2-5 will now begin.
**[02:31] Teams**
May the best team win!
**[02:37] Nat**
Oh, we made it just in time!
***SIGN*** Class 2-1 Pitcher: Doumyouji Sakura
***SIGN*** Class 2-1 Catcher: Oohagi Botan
**[02:51] Kar**
Wow!
**[02:52] Kar**
Sakura-senpai's the pitcher!
**[02:54] Nat**
She seems like the type who'd
love to be called an "ace."
**[02:57] Nat**
Don't you think Botan-senpai's
pitches would be faster, though?
**[03:01] Kar**
But wouldn't that kill the catcher?
**[03:04] Nat**
Good point.
**[03:05] Nat**
That wouldn't go well.
**[03:07] Ump**
Um, the girl playing catcher...
***SIGN*** Umpire
**[03:10] Ump**
Will you be all right without a mask?
**[03:13] Bot**
Yeah. It'd be more work for
the animators if I wore one.
**[03:17] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Don't try this at home, kids!
***SIGN*** Hit it!
***SIGN*** 2-5 Leadoff Hitter: Kokonoe Claire
**[03:23] ---**
Let's go!
**[03:24] ---**
You can do it!
***SIGN*** Class 2-5
**[03:26] Girl 5-A**
Koko-chan! Go for it!
**[03:28] Girl 5-B**
Koko! Keep your eye on the ball!
**[03:31] Kar**
Claire-senpai's class calls her Koko-chan!
**[03:35] Nat**
I guess it comes from Kokonoe.
**[03:38] Girl 5-A**
Koko-chan, what are you doing?
**[03:40] Girl 5-B**
I know!
**[03:41] Girl 5-B**
She's...
**[03:42] Girl 5-C**
...signaling that she'll hit a home run!
**[03:44] Girl 5-A**
Go for it, Koko!
**[03:45] Girl 5-B**
Hit it outta the park!
**[03:46] Girl 1-A**
What?
***SIGN*** Class 2-1
**[03:48] Girl 1-A**
Signaling a home run?
**[03:49] Girl 1-B**
Crush her, Doumyouji!
**[03:50] Girl 1-B**
Hit her in the face!
**[03:52] Girl 1-C**
Yeah, kill her!
**[03:53] Nat**
*Class 2-1 is scary!*
**[03:56] Ump**
Play ball!
**[03:59] Sak**
*Botan-chan...*
**[04:02] Sak**
* Give me a signal for*
* where I should throw.*
**[04:06] Bot**
*But... we never decided on any signals.*
**[04:08] Sak**
*That's true. We haven't.*
**[04:10] Sak**
*And even if we had, I'm an amateur,*
**[04:12] Sak**
* so I don't have the control to*
* pitch that accurately, anyway.*
**[04:16] Bot**
*Then, why?*
**[04:21] Sak**
*You give a signal.*
**[04:22] Sak**
*I shake my head.*
**[04:23] Sak**
*You give another signal.*
**[04:25] Sak**
*I nod.*
**[04:26] Sak**
*Through this sequence of actions,*
**[04:28] Sak**
* we give the impression that*
* we know what we're doing,*
**[04:30] Sak**
* and leave class 2-5*
* shaking in their boots!*
**[04:33] Bot**
*I get it.*
**[04:34] Bot**
*Then, I'll make some random signals.*
**[04:56] Sak**
*Freaky!*
**[04:57] Sak**
*What was that?*
**[04:58] Sak**
*How'd you do that?*
**[04:59] Bot**
*What?*
**[05:00] Bot**
*Can't everyone do this?*
**[05:01] Sak**
*Not with just one hand!*
**[05:05] Bot**
*Really?*
**[05:06] Bot**
* Well, we did what we set out*
* to do, so what's the issue?*
**[05:09] Sak**
*No, we haven't!*
**[05:10] Sak**
* The only one shaking*
* in their boots is me!*
**[05:13] Bot**
*More importantly, Sakura...*
**[05:16] Bot**
* What's our strategy for*
* conquering class 2-5's lineup?*
**[05:19] Sak**
*Good question...*
**[05:21] Sak**
*Is Claire-chan actually a good athlete?*
**[05:24] Bot**
*I dunno...*
**[05:25] Bot**
*I don't really picture her as one.*
**[05:28] Sak**
*Didn't she say she does horse riding?*
**[05:30] Sak**
* But how athletic do you*
* have to be to ride horses?*
**[05:33] Sak**
* I think it's the horse that does*
* all the work, not the rider.*
**[05:39] Bot**
* I've seen her ride*
* mechanical broncos before,*
**[05:41] Bot**
* but does that have anything*
* in common with batting?*
**[05:44] Sak**
*I dunno...*
**[05:47] Bot**
* I've picked up a horse*
* and run with it before.*
**[05:50] Sak**
*What on earth for?*
**[05:52] Bot**
*I was in my rebellious phase.*
**[05:54] Bot**
*I did everything backwards.*
**[05:55] Sak**
* Oh, like the "I raced off with*
* a stolen horse" thing, right?*
**[05:59] Bot**
*Exactly.*
**[06:00] Sak**
*Don't just say "exactly"!*
**[06:01] Sak**
* I can't believe how*
* unhelpful that info was!*
**[06:04] Sak**
*Anyway, if we lose this game,*
**[06:07] Sak**
* Claire-chan will lord it over*
* us for about a week!*
**[06:11] Cla**
Hey, lousy pitcher... I mean,
**[06:14] Cla**
Sakura-san, would you pour me some tea?
**[06:17] Bot**
*You're right.*
**[06:18] Bot**
*We can't afford to lose.*
**[06:20] Sak**
* How about we just pick a fight over*
* something trivial and start a brawl?*
**[06:24] Bot**
*I get it!*
**[06:25] Bot**
*You're a genius!*
**[06:29] Cla**
*Have you two worked out your plan yet?*
**[06:32] ---**
*Huh?*
**[06:33] Cla**
*Come on, you two...*
**[06:35] Cla**
* I've known you two for almost as*
* long as you've known each other.*
**[06:38] Cla**
* The telepathic conversations you have*
* are loud and clear to me, too.*
**[06:46] Sak**
*Oh no!*
**[06:48] Sak**
*Our strategy session was leaked!*
**[06:54] Nat**
Just throw the ball already!
**[06:56] ---**
Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop...
**[07:01] ---**
Stare...
**[07:03] Kar**
Let's see...
**[07:05] Kar**
If you chose C, it means you always speak
your mind when something bothers you,
**[07:10] Kar**
and whenever you find an opening,
you can't resist making a retort.
**[07:12] Nat**
Hey, that sounds like me!
**[07:12] Nat**
Stare...
**[07:15] Sak**
Sounds like you're doing
something fun over there.
**[07:17] Kar**
Sakura-senpai.
**[07:19] Sak**
Okay, let me give you the next question.
**[07:22] Nat**
Oh, okay.
**[07:24] Sak**
You're walking down a hallway at school...
**[07:27] Sak**
when you see one of the classrooms on fire.
**[07:30] Sak**
So what do you do?
**[07:32] Kar**
Um...
**[07:33] Kar**
I guess I'd throw water on it.
**[07:35] Nat**
I'd probably run away.
**[07:39] Sak**
The correct answer is:
**[07:40] Sak**
"Place a handkerchief over your mouth,
get down close to the ground,
**[07:43] Sak**
and evacuate in accordance
with the instructions given."
**[07:46] Nat**
*It wasn't a philosophical question?*
***SIGN*** Record 13
***SIGN*** Burn!! Fire Safety Soul!!
**[07:53] Sak**
During our evacuation drill the other
day, something occurred to me.
**[07:57] Sak**
We all lack proper
fire safety awareness!
**[08:00] Sak**
Especially you, Natsuki-chan!
**[08:01] Sak**
What happened back there?
**[08:03] (Flashback) Sak**
Natsuki-chan!
**[08:05] (Flashback) Nat**
Oh, Sakura-senpai.
**[08:08] Sak**
Why were you so relaxed?
**[08:09] Sak**
Weren't you aware that
it was a state of crisis?
**[08:11] Sak**
If that had been a real
fire, you'd be dead!
**[08:14] Nat**
Then you shouldn't have spoken to me.
**[08:16] Sak**
But part of the problem is the way
the school organizes the drills.
**[08:20] Sak**
The fire "outbreak" always
happens during class!
**[08:22] Sak**
And it always starts in either the
science lab or the home ec. room!
***SIGN*** Science Lab
***SIGN*** Home Ec. Room
**[08:24] Sak**
It's too convenient!
**[08:25] Sak**
A fire is not a villain
in a superhero movie!
**[08:29] Kar**
Um... what does she mean by that?
**[08:32] Bot**
Villains only cause trouble in cities
**[08:34] Bot**
where a superhero happens to live.
**[08:36] Sak**
There are lots of other places in the
school where a fire could break out!
**[08:40] Sak**
We have to be on the
lookout at all times!
**[08:42] Sak**
Behind the school, for instance!
**[08:44] Sak**
Everyone knows that's where
delinquents go to smoke!
**[08:46] Sak**
It's always been that way!
**[08:48] Nat**
Do we have people like
that in our school?
**[08:51] Cla**
I don't know...
**[08:52] Cla**
But I've heard that carelessness with
cigarettes is a major cause of fires.
**[08:57] Sak**
No, there's actually not much
behind the school that's flammable,
**[09:00] Sak**
so even if you do toss them carelessly,
they're not likely to cause a fire.
**[09:03] Nat**
Huh?
**[09:04] Nat**
They won't catch fire?
**[09:05] Nat**
Then, why did you bring up the subject?
**[09:07] Sak**
The real problem comes later...
***SIGN*** Down to a pack every
three days... (lol)
Need the cash ^^;
***SIGN*** Comments (2864)
**[09:09] Sak**
When they blog about it and the
comments section catches fire!
**[09:11] Nat**
That's the kind of "catching fire" you meant?!
**[09:13] Sak**
They'd probably hold a school assembly afterward.
**[09:15] Sak**
How would we evacuate from that?
**[09:18] Nat**
Just give up and take part in it.
**[09:20] Sak**
By the way, Botan-chan,
**[09:22] Sak**
can you tell me what the fire
evacuation acronym, PRD, stands for?
**[09:25] Bot**
Who, me?
**[09:30] Bot**
P-Past misdeeds...
**[09:33] Bot**
R-Revealed for your...
**[09:36] Bot**
D-Destruction.
**[09:39] Nat**
Who are you threatening with that?!
**[09:41] Sak**
Okay, you're dead!
**[09:41] Sak**
If this was a real fire,
you'd be dead, Botan-chan!
**[09:45] Bot**
Oh, but I'd be fine.
**[09:47] Bot**
See?
**[09:48] Bot**
The flames part in my presence,
so I don't even have to run away.
**[09:52] Sak**
No nonsensical excuses!
**[09:54] Sak**
Anyway, Botan-chan,
you just lost a life there!
**[09:58] Nat**
What, she has continues?
**[10:00] Sak**
Now, Karin-chan!
**[10:01] Sak**
Tell your failing senpai the correct answer!
**[10:04] Kar**
Um...
***SIGN*** P
**[10:06] Kar**
No pushing...
**[10:07] Sak**
Right!
***SIGN*** R
**[10:08] Kar**
No running...
**[10:09] Sak**
Bingo!
***SIGN*** D
**[10:10] Kar**
D...
**[10:13] Kar**
No dying?
**[10:13] Sak**
She summed it all up!
**[10:15] Cla**
Yes, that's the essence of it.
**[10:18] Cla**
Karin-san's innocent eyes always see
through to what's really important.
**[10:24] Nat**
What are you talking about,
you blindly-doting parent?!
**[10:27] Sak**
You're all hopeless!
**[10:30] Sak**
The correct answer is: "No pushing,
no running, no discussing"!
**[10:33] Sak**
We're bringing you these three!
**[10:35] Nat**
Why did you do that like
a next episode preview?
**[10:38] Sak**
Incidentally, some schools in some areas
may add "no returning to the scene,"
**[10:42] Sak**
"no approaching the site," and
"no leaving evidence behind."
**[10:47] Nat**
Are you sure you're not
confusing this with arson?
**[10:49] Sak**
But there's something I've always wondered...
**[10:52] Sak**
The fire evacuation acronym, PRD, stands for:
**[10:55] Sak**
"No pushing (buttons), no running
(up your bill), no discussing (gossip)."
**[10:59] Sak**
Why can't they just say,
"Don't use your phone"?
**[11:03] Sak**
Why do they break it up
into individual parts?
**[11:05] Nat**
You don't get it either?!
***SIGN*** Precious
**[11:09] Aza**
Precious!
***SIGN*** Really Cute
**[11:10] Aza**
Really cute!
***SIGN*** Digging Prohibited
**[11:12] Aza**
Digging prohibited!
**[11:14] Nat**
But even if we don't know this stuff,
**[11:17] Nat**
there's not going to be
a fire, so we'll be fine.
**[11:20] Cla**
What? Why not?
**[11:22] Nat**
After all, this show's already on episode 3,
**[11:25] Nat**
and it hasn't caught fire yet!
**[11:28] Bot**
You said it!
**[11:29] Cla**
That was a good one!
**[11:33] Sak**
You're not supposed to laugh about that!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Photo Gallery
***SIGN*** An instant's flickering light... Sparklers are the soul of the Japanese. -Claire
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Sea Monster
***SIGN*** Mt. Fuji
***SIGN*** Tokyo Area Suburbs
***SIGN*** Forest Countryside
**[11:47] Botan**
If I go through Chichibu from Tokorozawa,
***SIGN*** Unexplored Land
**[11:50] Botan**
I can see Lake Yamanaka...
***SIGN*** The Next World Mt. Fuji
**[11:53] Botan**
And from there, Mt. Fuji.
**[11:56] Nat**
Are you going on vacation?
**[11:58] Bot**
No, this is my jogging route for tonight.
**[12:03] Nat**
You've gone way beyond jogging here!
**[12:06] Bot**
Ah, but I have to get back on the same day.
**[12:11] Bot**
Well, I guess I can make it.
**[12:12] Nat**
Just how incredibly strong are you?!
**[12:16] Bot**
But if I go that far, I should
check out Mt. Fuji, right?
**[12:19] Nat**
That's not the point...
**[12:21] Nat**
But why would you need to run so much?
**[12:25] Bot**
To be ready in case something happens.
**[12:27] Bot**
It's important to keep up
your training at all times.
**[12:31] Sak**
Botan-chan has even started training
in the shower at the pool.
**[12:34] Nat**
Training in the shower?
**[12:52] Nat**
You're supposed to outgrow that kind
of "training" in elementary school.
**[12:55] Nat**
But, Botan-senpai, you're
already stronger than a bear.
**[12:57] Nat**
What do you mean by
"in case something happens"?
**[13:01] Bot**
You know.
**[13:02] Bot**
If we lose popularity as a gag anime,
**[13:04] Bot**
we'll have to shift genres
and become a battle series.
**[13:07] Nat**
That's what she meant by "something happening"?
**[13:09] Nat**
She's always preparing for a retool?!
***SIGN*** Record 14
***SIGN*** Fundamentals of a Retool
***SIGN*** Hagitsuki-ryuu
**[13:20] Botan**
Truth is, Hagitsuki-ryuu has an
offshoot called Hagishirabe-ryuu.
***SIGN*** Hagishirabe-ryuu Hagitsuki-ryuu Oohagi Botan
**[13:25] Nat**
You just introduced a scenario out of nowhere.
**[13:28] Bot**
If we lose popularity as a gag anime,
**[13:30] Bot**
they'll come after us to take over
as the family's main branch.
**[13:33] Nat**
What exactly motivates these people's actions?
**[13:37] Bot**
In hopes of becoming the heir,
**[13:39] Bot**
The Four Great Kings will come one by one
to try and crush Hagitsuki-ryuu.
**[13:43] Nat**
There are actually Four Great Kings?!
**[13:46] Sak**
I bet the Four Great Kings arc will
take up about two episodes.
**[13:49] Nat**
*She's planning to beat two per episode!*
**[13:52] Bot**
Yeah.
**[13:53] Bot**
But the Four Great Kings aren't the only
pawns Hagishirabe-ryuu has at their disposal.
**[13:57] Nat**
* She's not even denying that she can*
* defeat the Four Great Kings in two episodes.*
**[14:01] Bot**
There's also the Hagishirabe Five,
**[14:03] Bot**
the Hagishirabe Celestial Nine,
**[14:06] Bot**
the Hagishirabe Magnificent Ten,
**[14:07] Bot**
the Hagishirabe Eleven,
**[14:09] Bot**
the Hagishirabe Twelve Heavenly Generals...
**[14:11] Bot**
and of course, the Hagishirabe Thirteen.
**[14:13] Nat**
Wait! These groups keep getting bigger!
**[14:15] Bot**
Thirteen is just one guy.
**[14:17] Bot**
He's a silent assassin.
**[14:19] Nat**
You meant *that* "13"?!
**[14:21] Bot**
But it's true...
**[14:22] Bot**
It'd be a nuisance to fight that
many opponents one at a time.
**[14:26] Bot**
We should get them all together...
**[14:28] Bot**
and have a tournament in
an underground arena.
***SIGN*** Byakko
***SIGN*** Seiryuu
**[14:32] Announcer**
*The Four Bear Kings
didn't stand a chance!*
**[14:34] Announcer**
*She's not as sweet as her name suggests!*
**[14:37] Announcer**
*The Bursting Queen:*
**[14:38] Announcer**
*Hagitsuki-ryuu, Oohagi Botan!*
**[14:42] Man**
Kill 'em! Kill 'em!
**[14:44] Nat**
Um...
**[14:47] Nat**
Sorry to interrupt such an exciting daydream,
**[14:49] Nat**
but why does the arena
have to be underground?
**[14:52] Cla**
Plus, we don't actually
have an underground arena.
**[14:54] Cla**
Perhaps I should start
construction on one?
**[14:57] Nat**
That's not necessary.
**[14:59] Cla**
I do have an above-ground arena, but...
**[15:01] Nat**
Why do you have one of those?!
***SIGN*** Enemies
***SIGN*** Botan
***SIGN*** But if we have a tournament,
***SIGN*** it'll mostly be your enemies destroying each other!
***SIGN*** Enemies destroying each other
***SIGN*** Enemies destroying each other
***SIGN*** Is Hagishirabe-ryuu made up entirely of idiots?
**[15:13] Bot**
I realize it now!
**[15:15] Nat**
She's the real idiot here!
**[15:18] Sak**
The real problem here is that
Botan-chan is the only fighter among us.
***SIGN*** Civilian 1
***SIGN*** Civilian 2
**[15:23] Sak**
We're civilians, so we'd lose
almost all of our screen time.
***SIGN*** Civilian 3
***SIGN*** Civilian 4
**[15:30] Bot**
That's not true.
**[15:32] Bot**
I may be the only one who can
fight the Hagishirabe-ryuu...
**[15:38] Bot**
But...
**[15:39] Bot**
No matter how difficult the battle I face,
**[15:42] Bot**
as long as you four support me...
**[15:45] Bot**
My friends' voices will revive me four times.
**[15:49] Nat**
Why does each club member
equal one extra life?!
**[15:52] Nat**
She really does have game brain!
**[15:56] Cla**
Natsuki-san, the looming threat isn't
simply a matter of raw strength.
**[16:01] Nat**
What?
**[16:04] Cla**
The Kokonoe family's riches make it
extremely powerful in politics and business.
**[16:09] Cla**
But there are other families
that hold similar influence.
***SIGN*** Nine Family
Hierarchy
***SIGN*** Hitoeume Family
Futaenokiwami Family
Miegasane Family
Shijuusou Family
Gojuunotou Family
Rokujuubako Family
Nanaenotaki Family
Yaezakura Family
Kokonoe Family
**[16:14] Cla**
If we lose popularity as a gag anime,
**[16:16] Cla**
they will all start moving to
upset the existing hierarchy.
**[16:20] Nat**
She brought up another scenario!
**[16:22] Cla**
Then, we will enter into a social battle of wits.
**[16:25] Nat**
What?
***SIGN*** Director
***SIGN*** Producer
**[16:26] Nat**
But the writers don't know
anything about that stuff!
**[16:30] Cla**
We'll do, like...
**[16:33] Cla**
stock—
**[16:34] Cla**
stock tra—
**[16:36] Cla**
insider trading...
**[16:39] Cla**
of stock.
**[16:40] Nat**
Their lack of knowledge is already showing!
**[16:44] Sak**
* A tournament in an underground*
* arena or a social battle of wits...*
**[16:49] Sak**
Natsuki-chan.
**[16:50] Sak**
You're mistaken if you think a retool will
shift this series to the battle genre.
**[16:54] Nat**
Huh?
**[16:56] Sak**
When popularity drops,
**[16:58] Sak**
they add more pointless fanservice!
**[17:00] Nat**
We're going in that direction, too?!
**[17:02] Sak**
Every time you open a door,
someone's getting changed!
**[17:06] Sak**
When the wind blows, the pantyshots abound!
**[17:08] Nat**
Why?!
**[17:14] Sak**
Bras fall from the second floor!
**[17:15] Nat**
Does that even count as fanservice?!
**[17:18] Sak**
That's the world that awaits us!
**[17:20] Nat**
What kind of world is that?
**[17:22] Cla**
Should I have a shower
installed in the club room?
**[17:26] Nat**
I don't think that's necessary.
**[17:27] Bot**
No, wait.
**[17:29] Bot**
If we have a shower in the club room,
**[17:31] Bot**
I can train any time I want, can't I?
**[17:33] Nat**
I told you, outgrow that in elementary school!
**[17:36] Nat**
Besides, that's only if we need a retool...
**[17:40] Nat**
And why was it only me in
all those fanservice shots?
**[17:43] Sak**
But we are being retooled.
**[17:46] Sak**
This is the third episode of our show,
and we still haven't caught fire!
**[17:51] Nat**
Huh? You were being serious?!
**[17:54] Sak**
When it comes to late-night anime,
**[17:56] Sak**
episode 3 is where people decide
if they'll keep watching or not.
**[17:59] Sak**
Our entire future's riding on how
well episode 3 draws in the crowd!
**[18:06] Nat**
That scene earlier where
Botan-senpai was training...
**[18:09] Nat**
A lot of the shots were from weird angles...
**[18:12] Nat**
Is that what you're talking about?!
**[18:14] Sak**
Exactly.
**[18:14] Sak**
Having an episode about sports is another
sign that the retooling has begun.
**[18:23] Nat**
Wait, wait!
**[18:24] Nat**
This isn't even right!
**[18:29] Bot**
Whew, I'm glad I made my signal there.
**[18:32] Nat**
No, no...
**[18:32] Nat**
That signal isn't covering anything!
**[18:34] Nat**
Look! Your whole body is blurred out!
**[18:37] Sak**
And look what happened to this scene!
**[18:42] Cla**
Sakura-sa— No.
**[18:46] Cla**
Ignorant peasant!
**[18:47] Cla**
I'll let you be my personal servant,
**[18:49] Cla**
so make me some tea on your hands and knees!
**[18:53] Nat**
Claire-senpai's character
has completely changed!
**[18:56] Aza**
Mine has, too!
**[18:58] Sak**
That means we have to do everything we
can to make them laugh, no matter the cost.
**[19:05] Sak**
Okay, since you haven't said anything
since the commercial break, Karin-chan...
**[19:09] Kar**
Y-Yes?
**[19:10] Sak**
Say something funny!
**[19:13] Sak**
That will be the punchline for this segment.
**[19:17] Sak**
It also has to sum up
everything we've talked about.
**[19:19] Nat**
*She's asking the impossible!*
**[19:22] Kar**
Um, let's see...
**[19:25] Kar**
What do Chronicles of the
Going Home Club punchlines
**[19:28] Kar**
and the ball in a one-player
softball game have in common?
**[19:32] Nat**
You're going with a riddle?
**[19:34] Sak**
What do they have in common?
**[19:37] Kar**
They keep getting thrown away!
**[19:38] Sak**
Good one!
***SIGN*** Cute
**[19:40] Cla**
Karin-san...
**[19:41] Cla**
you've grown over the course
of three episodes, too.
**[19:44] Cla**
I have nothing left to teach you.
**[19:47] Nat**
Um... Was it really that good?
**[19:51] Kar**
Oh, yeah!
**[19:52] Kar**
Ah, can I say one more thing?
**[19:55] Sak**
What'll it be this time? An acrostic?
**[19:58] Kar**
No...
**[20:00] Sak**
Oh, I know!
**[20:01] Sak**
"These softball jokes are
reaching fever *pitch*,"
**[20:04] Sak**
or something like that, right?
**[20:06] Kar**
No, it's something I've been wanting
to point out for some time...
**[20:10] Kar**
This isn't episode 3.
**[20:12] Kar**
It's episode 4.
**[20:14] Girls**
What?
**[20:17] Nat**
B-B-But what do we do about the retool?!
**[20:20] Bot**
We'll have to pound each
other in a tournament!
**[20:22] Nat**
We don't have time to
round up fighters now!
**[20:25] Sak**
Then, I'll just have to get naked!
**[20:28] Nat**
Don't be so hasty!
**[20:29] Sak**
Let me go, Natsuki-chan!
**[20:31] Cla**
That's it!
**[20:31] Sak**
I have to do it before it's too late!
**[20:33] Cla**
The ending song!
**[20:35] Nat**
Haven't we used that joke enough already?!
**[20:37] Cla**
No. That's not what I mean.
**[20:39] Cla**
It's the smallest retooling we can do.
**[20:41] Cla**
Change the ending song!
**[20:44] Nat**
What? We can do that now?
**[20:47] Cla**
Hello, it's me.
**[20:50] Cla**
Could I request a new ending song?
**[20:53] Cla**
Yes. Right now!
**[22:29] Nat**
The... The Kokonoe Corporation is formidable...
**[22:34] Nat**
You sang that, didn't you, Botan-senpai?
**[22:37] Bot**
I can't turn down a request from Claire...
**[22:40] Nat**
So who were you duetting with?
**[22:44] Aza**
Yo!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[22:47] Cla**
Claire here.
**[22:48] Cla**
Honeypot ants store large amounts
of nectar in their bodies.
**[22:51] Cla**
But as a result, they're sometimes
eaten by humans as candy.
***SIGN*** Bam
***SIGN*** Hermann Hesse "Jugendgedenken"
***SIGN*** "Now I see what kind of guy you are."
**[22:54] Cla**
It's kinda sad, isn't it?
**[22:56] Cla**
Next time, Record 15:
The Demon King's Dignity.
***SIGN*** "Now I see what kind of guy you are."
"Uh..."
**[22:59] Cla**
And two more!
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Miniature Theater
**[23:01] Girls**
Going Home Club Miniature Theater!
**[23:05] Bot**
Natsuki, what are you eating?
**[23:07] Nat**
Huh? Red bean donuts.
**[23:10] Bot**
Donu—
**[23:12] Bot**
You're a cannibal?!
**[23:13] Nat**
Of course not!
**[23:15] Nat**
Do I look like a fried pastry?!
**[23:17] Bot**
Pastry...
**[23:19] Bot**
O-Oh, PRD!
**[23:22] Bot**
Past misdeeds... Revealed for Your destruction...
**[23:26] Bot**
Your past misdeeds involve donuts?
**[23:28] Nat**
You're going back to the PRD thing?!
**[23:30] Nat**
And I told you that's
not what it stands for!
**[23:33] Bot**
But your name even sounds like "donuts."
**[23:35] Bot**
They say names and natures often agree.
**[23:38] Bot**
All I can see when I look at you now is donuts!
**[23:41] Nat**
How am I a donut?!
***SIGN*** Donuts
***SIGN*** An-dou Nats-uki
**[23:54] Aza**
Yummy!
**[23:58] Girls**
See you next time!
# E5 - The Demon King's Dignity \ Recommended Literature \ Vaguely Remembered Folk Tales
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6X0MZ28Y/the-demon-kings-dignity--recommended-literature--vaguely-remembered-folk-tales)
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***SIGN*** Who rides there so late through the night dark and drear?
***SIGN*** The father it is, with his infant so dear.
***SIGN*** He holdeth the boy tightly clasped in his arm,
***SIGN*** He holdeth him safely, he keepeth him warm.
**[00:52] Nat**
So... what are you singing, exactly?
**[00:55] Sak**
It's Schubert's "Demon King!"
**[00:57] Nat**
And why that song?
**[00:59] Sak**
This song was written in the 19th century.
**[01:02] Sak**
The composer died more
than fifty years ago.
**[01:06] Sak**
Which means...
**[01:08] Sak**
We can use it in our show
**[01:10] Sak**
without paying any royalties
to the composer's estate!
***SIGN*** Record 15
***SIGN*** The Demon King's Dignity
***SIGN*** "Demon King"
***SIGN*** Composed by Schubert
***SIGN*** Created by adding music to a poem by Goethe.
**[02:52] Cla**
"Demon King," huh?
**[02:54] Cla**
I play Schubert's songs on my
Steinway now and then, but...
**[02:58] Cla**
When I was in middle school,
**[03:00] Cla**
I really admired people
who could play that piece.
**[03:03] Kar**
I know what you mean.
**[03:05] Kar**
My teacher in middle school
said it was amazing, too.
**[03:08] Kar**
I think...
**[03:09] Kar**
it goes: "My father, my father,
the Demon King is coming," right?
**[03:16] Nat**
Sakura-senpai, you told us before
that you were in the Chorus Club,
**[03:20] Nat**
but I never knew you could sing in German, too.
**[03:23] Kar**
Did you also sing "Die Moldau" in German?
**[03:26] Kar**
That's amazing, Sakura-senpai!
**[03:28] Kar**
You're bilingual!
**[03:30] Sak**
Aw...
**[03:32] Bot**
I learned "Demon King"
in middle school, as well,
**[03:34] Bot**
but the Demon King in the song is
kind of a weak bad guy, isn't he?
**[03:38] ---**
Huh?
**[03:39] Bot**
All he did was seduce a kid and kill him.
**[03:43] Bot**
He's like an urban legend, at most.
**[03:45] Nat**
It does seem a bit small-scale
for the work of a Demon King.
**[03:50] Bot**
He also doesn't meet any of the criteria
for desirable qualities in a Demon King.
**[03:55] Nat**
Desirable qualities in a Demon King?
**[03:59] Bot**
Here's what you look for in a Demon King!
***SIGN*** Overwhelmingly Powerful Magic
**[04:03] Bot**
First, overwhelmingly powerful magic.
***SIGN*** Charisma to Command Underlings
**[04:06] Bot**
Next, the charisma to command underlings.
***SIGN*** Grand Ambition
**[04:09] Bot**
And finally, grand ambition!
**[04:11] Sak**
If those are the criteria, he'd instantly
fail an interview for the Demon King job.
**[04:16] Nat**
Failure as a Demon King?!
**[04:17] Kar**
After all, kidnapping a child seems
like a job for an underling, doesn't it?
**[04:22] Cla**
Then, maybe the song actually
went something like this:
***SIGN*** Dear infant, oh, come thou with me!
***SIGN*** Many fun games I will play with thee!
***SIGN*** My father, my father!
***SIGN*** The Demon King's a creep!
***SIGN*** A creep?
***SIGN*** Hey!
***SIGN*** If you won't come quietly, I'll just take you by force!
***SIGN*** Rain down on him:
***SIGN*** Dark Meteor!
***SIGN*** But he didn't have enough MP!!
***SIGN*** Nothing...
***SIGN*** My boy, 'tis only the wail of the wind.
**[05:05] All**
He's just a grunt...
**[05:08] Kar**
Against a Demon King like that,
**[05:09] Kar**
I could have my casters use
normal melee attacks on him.
***SIGN*** I'm not gonna waste my MP on you!
***SIGN*** Oof!
**[05:17] Nat**
But he's a Demon King...
**[05:18] Cla**
He's so low-level, he wouldn't be able
to appear if you used Holy Water.
***SIGN*** Oh, no! Some holy power is protecting him!
**[05:24] Nat**
But he's a Demon King!
**[05:25] Sak**
I bet insta-kill spells would even work on him.
***SIGN*** Death!
**[05:29] Nat**
But he's a Demon King!
**[05:30] Bot**
I bet he's some low-level monster who
just calls himself the Demon King.
**[05:34] Nat**
That sounds about right.
**[05:36] Cla**
Perhaps I should report him to the Fair
Trade Commission for false advertising.
**[05:41] Sak**
No, the more pertinent matter is:
**[05:43] Sak**
How can we get him to act like
a true Demon King should?
***SIGN*** Let's do it!! Reinvent the Demon King!
**[05:46] ---**
Let's brainstorm that instead!
**[05:50] Kar**
The first criterion was
"overwhelmingly powerful magic," right?
**[05:53] Sak**
Oh, I see.
**[05:55] Bot**
A Demon King would need a reason
to abduct children in person.
**[05:59] Sak**
Yes! That is important!
**[06:06] Cla**
With these changes in mind,
**[06:08] Cla**
perhaps it'd go a bit more like this?
***SIGN*** Demon King
***SIGN*** Lyrics: Going Home Club Music: Schubert
***SIGN*** Who rides there so late through the night dark and drear?
***SIGN*** The father it is, with his infant so dear.
***SIGN*** Father, I'm scared!
***SIGN*** I can't believe the demons have discovered that my boy
***SIGN*** was born with the mark of a hero on his right hand!
***SIGN*** Father! The Demon King!
***SIGN*** What?!
***SIGN*** Greetings, future hero.
***SIGN*** You are the dark Demon King, Veribadd!
***SIGN*** Out of respect to the hero's mark you bear,
***SIGN*** I have come to slay you with my own hand.
***SIGN*** Now, die in the depths of despair!
***SIGN*** Dark Meteor!
***SIGN*** The boy was killed. His father saw nothing but darkness before his eyes!
**[07:11] Nat**
Huh? Game over?!
**[07:14] Nat**
Well, he's definitely more
like a Demon King now,
**[07:16] Nat**
but doesn't that make the game impossible?!
**[07:17] Sak**
Well, the story had a bad ending to begin with.
**[07:21] Sak**
This is just the inevitable result
of making the Demon King stronger.
**[07:24] Sak**
Besides, it gives the song a moving finale!
***SIGN*** Oh, my boy... How wretched that you had to die!!
**[07:34] Nat**
He comes back to life?!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Photo Gallery
***SIGN*** That strawberry mousse looks delicious. I'm so hungry! -Karin
**[07:41] Cm**
Even Kintaro-san would be satisfied!
**[07:43] Cm**
This is much more reliable than
investing in foreign exchange!
**[07:46] Cm**
Gold is a safe investment.
**[07:49] Cm**
If you want to buy gold,
come to Yaezakura Gold!
***SIGN*** Safe and Reliable Investment Management
***SIGN*** Yaezakura GOLD
**[07:52] Cm**
Yaezakura Gold!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
**[08:04] Sak**
Well, now that the commercial's over,
**[08:06] Sak**
let's get hyped up for our "Reinvent the
Demon King: Before and After" in the B part!
***SIGN*** Then she heard the toka-ton-ton.
**[08:17] Bot**
My life's goal is to cultivate my willpower
**[08:21] Bot**
and become a strong person.
**[08:25] Sak**
You say such wonderful things, Botan-chan.
**[08:29] Sak**
Are you K now?
**[08:30] Nat**
What kind of retort was that?
**[08:32] Nat**
But what about reinventing the Demon King?
***SIGN*** Toka-ton-ton
***SIGN*** Toka-ton-ton
**[08:37] Sak**
Well, once I heard that sound,
I lost the will to do it.
**[08:41] Nat**
"That sound"?
***SIGN*** "Toka-ton-ton" A mysterious sound that comes from nowhere and makes you
lose the motivation for what you're doing. Source: Dazai Osamu, *Tokatonton*
**[08:43] Aza**
"Toka-ton-ton":
**[08:44] Aza**
A mysterious sound that
comes from nowhere and
**[08:48] Aza**
makes you lose the motivation
for what you're doing.
**[08:50] Aza**
It comes from Dazai Osamu's
short story, "Tokatonton."
**[08:53] Aza**
By the way, it's often used
as an excuse by lazy writers.
***SIGN*** Record 16
***SIGN*** Recommended Literature
***SIGN*** fad(500,1)\i1}Kokoro*
***SIGN*** A novel written by
***SIGN*** Natsume Soseki.
**[09:08] Cla**
We second years are currently reading
Natsume Soseki's *Kokoro* in Modern Lit.
**[09:14] Cla**
K is one of the characters.
**[09:17] Cla**
Have you two read it?
**[09:19] Nat**
In middle school, I read it for a book report.
**[09:23] Nat**
How about you, Karin?
**[09:25] Kar**
*Kokoro*?
**[09:28] Nat**
You've never read it, have you?
***SIGN*** *Kokoro* by Natsume Soseki
**[09:30] Bot**
*Kokoro* is really popular
in our class right now.
**[09:34] Sak**
Since last week, more and more people
**[09:37] Sak**
seem to be going out to buy the novel.
**[09:39] Sak**
It's become quite a movement.
**[09:42] Nat**
But it's in the textbook.
**[09:44] Nat**
People are still buying the novel?
**[09:46] Sak**
What's in the textbook is only
an extract from the full novel.
**[09:49] Sak**
A lot of students want
to read the whole thing.
**[09:52] Sak**
So now...
***SIGN*** Boom
***SIGN*** fad(200,1)\i1}Kokoro* Goes Here
**[09:54] Sak**
Our classroom has its own *Kokoro* collection!
**[09:57] Kar**
Wow!
**[09:58] Kar**
That's amazing!
**[10:00] Kar**
Claire-senpai, has this movement
reached your class?
**[10:05] Cla**
It's not to that extent in my class.
**[10:08] Cla**
But my textbook is custom-made,
so it contains the full text.
***SIGN*** Modern Literature
***SIGN*** Claire's Personal Textbook
**[10:12] Nat**
That's a pointless customization!
**[10:14] Sak**
Since the opportunity presented itself, I tried
**[10:17] Sak**
reading it from the start, too, but...
**[10:19] Nat**
How was it?
**[10:20] Sak**
The full version felt weird.
**[10:21] Nat**
Are you critiquing a J-Pop song?!
**[10:23] Sak**
But that Sensei character is such a NEET...
**[10:27] Sak**
The hook was the only good part of it.
**[10:29] Nat**
Where?!
**[10:30] Nat**
Where's the hook in a novel?!
**[10:32] Sak**
Anyway, lately, the people
in my class have been quoting
**[10:35] Sak**
lines from *Kokoro* for all situations.
**[10:38] Sak**
Right, Botan-chan?
**[10:39] Bot**
Yeah.
**[10:40] Bot**
This is the most popular one.
**[10:42] Bot**
Spiritually, you must...
**[10:44] Bot**
keep seeking to improve yourself or you're a...
**[10:47] Bot**
buffoon!
**[10:49] Sak**
There it is! SKB!
***SIGN*** S: Spiritually you must
K: Keep seeking to improve yourself or you're a
B: Buffoon
**[10:51] Nat**
You abbreviate it?!
**[10:52] Nat**
When would you ever use that?!
**[10:53] Kar**
Um, what does that phrase even mean?
**[10:57] Cla**
One of the characters in the novel
unleashes it on his best friend, K,
**[11:00] Cla**
as a killing blow to his heart.
**[11:03] Kar**
Oh, I see.
**[11:05] Nat**
Well, that's not exactly wrong, but...
**[11:08] Aza**
There was a dead seal at Kinosaki.
**[11:13] Sak**
But there are a lot of good stories
in our literature textbooks.
**[11:17] Sak**
When I was in middle school,
**[11:19] Sak**
I really liked reading *Memories of Youth*.
**[11:22] Cla**
That's a short story by Herman Hesse, right?
***SIGN*** Herman Hesse
"Memories of Youth"
***SIGN*** "So that's the kind of guy you are."
**[11:24] Aza A**
So that's the kind of guy you are.
***SIGN*** "Uh..."
**[11:27] Aza B**
Uh...
**[11:28] Sak**
I was like, why are these people getting
so heated over something like bugs?
**[11:33] Nat**
Huh? She hasn't read it at all!
**[11:36] Bot**
Yeah, you're right.
**[11:37] Bot**
The emperor moth and Ryuji the
praying mantis are like cockroaches.
**[11:41] Bot**
They're all just bugs.
**[11:42] Nat**
You people get right to the heart of things...
**[11:45] Kar**
Oh yeah... Wasn't there a story
about going out to buy apples?
**[11:49] Cla**
Apples?
**[11:50] Cla**
What kind of story was it?
**[11:52] Bot**
I think I know.
**[11:53] Bot**
A little fox goes out on
a snowy day to buy apples.
**[11:55] Nat**
The little fox went out to buy mittens.
**[11:58] Sak**
What happened in it?
**[12:00] Kar**
Let me see...
**[12:01] Kar**
I think Takashi-kun takes 1,000
yen with him to go shopping,
**[12:05] Kar**
and the apples are 80 yen apiece...
**[12:12] Kar**
Never mind. That was math.
**[12:13] Nat**
How did you get those mixed up?!
***SIGN*** Cute
**[12:15] Nat**
Do you use that for everything?!
**[12:18] Aza**
The seal laughed and laughed!
**[12:22] Cla**
I always loved "Run, Melos!"
**[12:24] Nat**
That's by Dazai Osamu, right?
**[12:26] Cla**
Melos and Campanella's friendship...
**[12:28] Cla**
was truly wonderful!
**[12:30] Nat**
You're mixing up two different stories!
**[12:32] Cla**
That isn't right?
**[12:33] Nat**
Melos using the Galactic
Railroad would be cheating!
**[12:36] Aza**
Giovanni, your father will
return with a sealskin coat!
**[12:39] Nat**
It's otter skin!
**[12:41] Sak**
That's not it.
**[12:42] Sak**
"Run, Melos!" goes like this:
**[12:45] Sak**
Melos gets enraged!
**[12:47] Sak**
He decides that he must
eliminate the evil tyrant king!
**[12:54] Sak**
But just then, he hears the "toka-ton-ton."
***SIGN*** Ah, forget this.
**[13:00] Nat**
Melos fails!
**[13:04] Bot**
There's also "The Moon Over the Mountain."
**[13:06] Kar**
"The Moon Over the Mountain"?
**[13:07] Cla**
It's about a minor official who fails to become
**[13:10] Cla**
a poet, so he becomes a tiger instead.
**[13:12] Nat**
Well, that's not entirely wrong, but...
**[13:14] Kar**
Becomes... a tiger?
**[13:19] Sak**
Botan! A tiger!
**[13:20] Sak**
You will become a tiger!
***SIGN*** The Moon Over the Mountain
**[13:30] Nat**
No, it's not like that at all...
**[13:32] Sak**
I'll explain it so you can understand.
**[13:35] Sak**
"The Moon Over the Mountain" goes like this:
***SIGN*** Today was another miserable day.
***SIGN*** Every Sunday night,
***SIGN*** I find myself thinking the same thing.
***SIGN*** It's a lazy day off, when nothing happens and nothing changes.
***SIGN*** I wish things could stay like this forever.
***SIGN*** But...
***SIGN*** The Monday Over the Miserable
***SIGN*** Is that you, Atsushi-kun?
***SIGN*** Yes, it's me.
***SIGN*** My overwhelming narcissism has transformed me into a tiger.
***SIGN*** Come on, smile.
***SIGN*** Despite this wretched form I've ended up in,
***SIGN*** I still dream of seeing all the narcissistic poems
***SIGN*** I've written since middle school published in an anthology,
***SIGN*** debuting to rave reviews and a huge print run,
***SIGN*** and having all the girls falling at my feet.
***SIGN*** I know!
***SIGN*** Before my soul turns completely into a tiger's,
***SIGN*** please listen to the poems I've written.
***SIGN*** They're all masterpieces!
***SIGN*** I just know they'll touch you deeply!
**[14:58] Nat**
Way to scare someone off...
**[15:00] Kar**
In other words, if a poet does not train
himself mentally, he'll become a tiger, right?
**[15:07] Nat**
Anyway, funny how we all just have
vague recollections of these stories.
**[15:10] Sak**
Because we read all of
them in class, I guess.
**[15:12] Sak**
No wonder our memories are so vague.
**[15:15] Nat**
You sound completely unashamed about that!
***SIGN*** Record 17
***SIGN*** Vaguely-Remembered Folk Tales
**[15:18] Sak**
By the way, I saw a commercial using
the character Kintaro recently...
**[15:22] Nat**
Why are you bringing that up?
**[15:24] Sak**
Well, it made me realize that I don't
**[15:27] Sak**
remember the story of Kintaro very well.
**[15:29] Nat**
Yeah, that's true...
**[15:31] Bot**
Though, I remember Momotaro
and Urashima Taro pretty well.
**[15:35] Cla**
Didn't he sumo-wrestle a bear?
**[15:38] Sak**
Yeah, I think I sorta
remember that happening.
**[15:41] Sak**
But the way you always picture
Kintaro is like *that*, right?
***SIGN*** Gold
**[15:45] Nat**
Yeah, Kintaro with an ax on his shoulder.
***SIGN*** Where do you want to use the ax?
**[15:51] Nat**
Ax?
**[15:53] Nat**
Ax?
**[15:55] Nat**
Where did he use an ax, again?
**[15:59] Sak**
The part where he kills a bear?
**[16:01] Nat**
His story isn't that graphic!
**[16:03] Kar**
Or no matter how many times he chops
the bear, it still has the same face?
**[16:06] Nat**
You're thinking of Kintaro candy!
**[16:08] Cla**
I remember now.
**[16:10] Cla**
Kintaro drops the ax into a lake.
**[16:12] Cla**
Then, a bear rises out of it...
***SIGN*** Kintaro-san.
***SIGN*** Did you drop this golden ax or this silver—
**[16:20] Nat**
That's Aesop!
**[16:22] Bot**
Didn't the village chief send Kintaro out
**[16:25] Bot**
on a quest to hunt bears with his ax?
***SIGN*** Battle-ax: Leg-Locker Ax (Mod)
Attack Poison
Sharpness
Equipment Critical
**[16:27] Nat**
Kintaro didn't go hunting, and
he never made bear-based equipment!
**[16:31] Bot**
But that game is really tough at first, you know?
**[16:34] Bot**
It's hard to make any progress.
**[16:36] Nat**
That's because you try to solo them!
**[16:39] Kar**
Maybe it's more like this!
***SIGN*** Being late on my first day after transferring to a new school is the pits!
**[16:51] Aza**
What happens next?
***SIGN*** Still in the circle! Still in! Still in!
***SIGN*** Still in! Still in! Still in!
***SIGN*** Wham
**[17:05] Kin**
Whoa! It's a bear!
**[17:07] Nat**
He still killed it in the end?!
**[17:08] Aza**
Hand over your millet dumpling!
**[17:10] Bot**
If our memory of Kintaro is this vague,
**[17:13] Bot**
you think we really remember Momotaro
and Urashima Taro as well as we thought?
**[17:17] Sak**
Let's find out, shall we?
**[17:20] Sak**
I'm pretty sure Momotaro starts like this...
**[17:27] Nar**
A long time ago...
**[17:29] Nar**
in a galaxy far, far away,
**[17:32] Nar**
lived an old man and a woman...
**[17:34] Nat**
How many episodes are there?!
***SIGN*** Episode IV: A New Peach
Far away, there lived an old man and an old woman. One day, the old man went
up the mountain to cut grass, while the old woman did the laundry. As she washed
the clothes in the river, a large peach washed up. "My, this will make a nice gfit,"
she said, and took the peach home.
**[17:35] Nat**
Are Episodes 1 to 3 about the old man?!
**[17:38] Cla**
Momotaro had a giant, shaggy-haired monkey,
a shiny friend made of gold,
**[17:43] Cla**
and a robot with a dwarf inside.
**[17:45] Cla**
Together, they went off to fight ogres.
**[17:47] Nat**
The only thing you got right was the monkey!
**[17:48] Nat**
And if you're gonna parody it that much,
**[17:51] Nat**
you might as well show the rest of them!
**[17:58] Sak**
Well, setting that aside,
the old man goes to the mountain,
**[18:02] Sak**
and the old woman goes down
to the river and finds a peach.
**[18:05] Kar**
Then, she performs a C-section
and pulls out a little boy!
**[18:08] Nat**
You recounted the situation accurately,
but your word choice was bizarre!
**[18:12] Bot**
Then, Momotaro travels around
the country buying up properties
**[18:16] Bot**
to defeat the God of Poverty, right?
**[18:28] Sak**
Huh?
**[18:29] Sak**
Aren't you going to retort?
**[18:31] Nat**
Oh... I thought it best to not even
touch that one, so I let it slide.
**[18:37] Aza**
Take 2!
**[18:40] Cla**
Now that I think about it,
**[18:42] Cla**
the idea of a monkey defeating
an ogre is pretty laughable.
**[18:44] Nat**
I wouldn't worry about that part too much.
**[18:47] Bot**
No, monkeys are tougher than you think.
**[18:50] Nat**
Monkeys are scary!
**[18:53] Nat**
What was Urashima Taro's story about?
**[18:55] Nat**
Uh... I think it starts with
some kids harassing a turtle...
**[19:00] Kar**
That's right.
**[19:01] Kar**
Then, he buys the turtle off the
bullies and saves it from them.
**[19:06] Cla**
In other words, he solved
the problem using money.
**[19:09] Nat**
Yes, but you make it sound so dirty!
**[19:12] Sak**
Now, now...
**[19:13] Sak**
If he hadn't used money to solve the problem,
he couldn't have saved the turtle.
**[19:17] Nat**
Weren't there any other options?!
**[19:19] Sak**
And if Urashima Taro hadn't saved the turtle...
***SIGN*** I couldn't even save one little turtle...
***SIGN*** I regret ever being born.
**[19:30] Nat**
Taro! Live on!
**[19:32] Aza**
Just make a boat out of mud!
**[19:34] Kar**
Now, what was "Fire-Crackle Mountain" about?
**[19:37] Sak**
It's about a rabbit who traps a
raccoon dog and drowns him.
**[19:41] Nat**
What?! Wait...
**[19:42] Kar**
What about "The Crab and the Monkey"?
**[19:44] Bot**
The crab's crew gang up on a
monkey and torture him to death.
**[19:47] Nat**
Wait! Wait!
**[19:49] Kar**
"The Man Who Made the Dead Trees Blossom"?
**[19:50] Cla**
He burns a dead dog and scatters
the ashes to make a tree blossom.
***SIGN*** Make this tree blossom!
**[19:54] Nat**
That's true, but...
**[19:55] Sak**
Now that I think about it...
**[19:57] Sak**
a lot of those old folktales are really violent!
**[20:00] Girls**
They sure are.
**[20:01] Nat**
It's your memories that are making them violent!
**[20:14] Sak**
The crows are calling,
**[20:17] Sak**
so it's time to go home.
***SIGN*** Going Home Above All
**[20:41] Sak**
Hey, Natsuki-chan!
**[20:43] Nat**
Coming!
***SIGN*** Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Fire Prevention Supervisor: Kintaro
***SIGN*** Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Fire Prevention Supervisor: Urashima Taro
**[22:20] Nat**
Huh?!
**[22:21] Nat**
No one looked into it?
**[22:23] Sak**
Didn't you look into it, Natsuki-chan?
**[22:26] Nat**
Well, no.
**[22:28] Nat**
I thought one of you would have done so.
**[22:31] Nat**
And I figured it wouldn't really matter
if we didn't find out, anyway...
**[22:36] Bot**
Spiritually, you must...
**[22:37] Bot**
keep seeking to improve
yourself or you're a...
**[22:39] Bot**
buffoon!
**[22:42] Nat**
I'm a failure?!
***SIGN*** Natsuki Fails!!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[22:46] Kar**
Karin here.
**[22:47] Kar**
Did you know that dugongs
have crescent-shaped tails,
**[22:49] Kar**
and manatees have paddle-shaped tails?
**[22:52] Kar**
I forget what "kabaddi" tails are shaped like.
**[22:55] Kar**
Next time, Record 18:
Youth is an Explosion!
**[22:58] Kar**
And two others.
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Miniature Theater
**[23:04] Kar**
Sakura-senpai isn't like a pastry at all, is she?
**[23:08] Cla**
You're right.
**[23:09] Cla**
I think Doumyouji is the name of a temple.
**[23:11] Kar**
What?
**[23:11] Kar**
Sakura-senpai entered the priesthood?
**[23:14] Kar**
I've been so rude to her!
**[23:17] Cla**
Calm down, Karin-san.
**[23:18] Cla**
Sakura-san has hair.
**[23:21] Cla**
She's not a monk.
**[23:22] Kar**
B-But it could be a wig...
**[23:25] Cla**
That's true.
**[23:26] Cla**
If you think of them as parts,
they could easily detach.
**[23:29] Kar**
And her bangs too?
**[23:30] Cla**
The rest could be painted on.
**[23:33] Sak**
That is *not* the case!
**[23:34] Cla**
Sakura-san!
**[23:35] Sak**
Stop playing around, you two.
**[23:37] Sak**
My name is—
**[23:39] Cla**
Shh!
**[23:40] Kar**
Lord, have mercy on me...
**[23:41] Cla**
Come on. Take off your wig.
**[23:43] Sak**
Don't "Come on" me!
**[23:44] Sak**
You can pray to me all you like,
but I won't bless you!
**[23:48] Aza**
Toka-ton-ton. Toka-ton-ton.
**[23:50] Sak**
Anyway, it's not made up of parts.
**[23:53] Sak**
It's a helmet!
**[23:57] Girls**
See you next time!
# E6 - Youth is an Explosion \ Guilty Judge \ The Four Heavenly Kings of Hagishirabe-ryuu
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY19Q8GER/youth-is-an-explosion--guilty-judge--the-four-heavenly-kings-of-hagishirabe-ryuu)
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**[00:19] Sak**
Botan-chan!
***SIGN*** Record 18
***SIGN*** Youth is an Explosion
**[02:16] Sak**
With you here, Botan-chan,
kick-the-can turns into a crap game!
**[02:20] Bot**
But games like this aren't fun
if you don't take them seriously.
**[02:24] Sak**
I understand that.
**[02:26] Sak**
I just wish you'd learn some restraint.
**[02:28] Bot**
If I kicked it halfheartedly and
it hit someone, it'd be dangerous.
**[02:33] Bot**
Instead, I'm making it burn
up in the atmosphere.
**[02:35] Sak**
Are you a human catapult?!
**[02:37] Sak**
But that's the fourth can we've lost!
**[02:40] Sak**
How many cans of coffee are you
gonna make Natsuki-chan drink?!
**[02:46] Nat**
Why do I have to drink them all myself?!
**[02:49] Kar**
*Now* she gives us a retort!
**[02:51] Cla**
I was wondering when you'd jump in.
**[02:54] Nat**
Whenever I try to yell, I feel like...
**[02:57] Kar**
Nat-chan?
**[02:58] Cla**
Are you all right?
**[02:59] Bot**
You're the one who wanted
to play kick-the-can, Sakura.
**[03:03] Bot**
You can't say it's a crap game now...
***SIGN*** Some Minutes Ago
**[03:07] Aza**
Some minutes ago...
**[03:10] Cla**
How cute!
**[03:11] Cla**
You baked these too, Karin-san?
**[03:13] Kar**
Yup, I did!
**[03:15] Kar**
What do you think?
**[03:16] Cla**
They're great!
**[03:18] Kar**
I'm so happy!
**[03:19] Sak**
Okay! Today, let's play a game
as kids of our generation do!
**[03:23] Kar**
We're all going to play?
**[03:25] Sak**
Yeah!
**[03:26] Sak**
But now that I think about it,
this game only goes up to four players.
**[03:31] Sak**
I guess someone will be left out!
**[03:34] Sak**
Sorry, Natsuki-chan!
**[03:36] Bot**
Okay. I'll set the traps and bombs,
**[03:39] Bot**
and capture monsters once
they're partially destroyed.
**[03:41] Nat**
Okay. I'm gonna go pick mushrooms.
**[03:43] Cla**
I'll go gather some honey.
**[03:45] Kar**
I'm going to practice with the controls.
**[03:48] Cla**
We just ran out of honey, anyway.
**[03:50] Bot**
Karin, why are you
cooking meat over there?
**[03:53] Kar**
Oh, this one's an enemy too, isn't it?
**[03:55] Nat**
You can tell it's a monster by looking at it!
**[03:57] Cla**
Botan-san, you capture them way too fast.
**[04:01] Sak**
You fools!
**[04:02] Sak**
What's wrong with you?!
**[04:03] Sak**
Why are you sitting inside playing
video games on such a nice day?
**[04:06] Sak**
This is what's wrong with our generation!
**[04:08] Nat**
You sure changed your mind quick!
**[04:10] Kar**
Ah, but...
**[04:11] Kar**
Sakura-senpai, you're the one
who wanted to play a game...
**[04:14] Sak**
That isn't what I meant.
**[04:16] Nat**
Are you a politician now?
**[04:19] Sak**
I want to play something that
doesn't use electricity,
**[04:22] Sak**
like people did in the
days before video games.
**[04:24] Bot**
P-Play something...
that's not a video game?
**[04:27] Nat**
Why do you look genuinely confused?!
**[04:30] Nat**
You're making our generation look worse!
**[04:33] Cla**
Why don't we exchange love poems?
**[04:35] Nat**
We don't have to do
something that outdated!
**[04:36] Nat**
We don't have to do something
that refined, either!
**[04:39] Kar**
Then, what should we play?
**[04:46] Kar**
What should we play?
**[04:49] Sak**
W-We should play...
**[04:55] Sak**
Kick-the-can!
**[04:56] Sak**
That's it!
**[04:57] Sak**
Today, we'll go to the park
and play kick-the-can!
***SIGN*** The Present
**[05:01] Aza**
And back in the present...
**[05:05] Bot**
But now that I think about it...
**[05:07] Bot**
Buying coffee from a vending machine
**[05:09] Bot**
means we're still using electricity, doesn't it?
**[05:11] Sak**
That's nitpicking!
**[05:12] Sak**
You don't have to count that!
**[05:14] Aza**
Even though it's coffee in a can...
**[05:17] Aza**
...you cannot count it!
**[05:24] Sak**
A-Anyway, I'm giving Botan-chan a handicap
so we won't lose any more cans.
**[05:35] Nat**
Why do you carry handcuffs around with you?
**[05:38] Sak**
I'm glad I had my "Apprehending
Creeps Starter Kit" on hand!
**[05:42] Nat**
Uh, no. I think using them like
that makes *you* the creep.
**[05:45] Sak**
Anyway, Natsuki-chan...
**[05:47] Nat**
What?
**[05:48] Sak**
Here.
**[05:54] Sak**
Right!
**[05:55] Sak**
Let's resume the game!
**[07:00] Sak**
Right! Let's resume the game!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Photo Gallery
***SIGN*** The decorative plants in the recording studio. Tee-hee. Calming, aren't they? -Natsuki
***SIGN*** Fire Prevention Supervisor:
The Corpse in the Middle of the Room
Going Home Club
**[07:18] Sak**
I feel... kinda sick...
**[07:20] Nat**
What's wrong, Sakura-senpai?
**[07:23] Nat**
Did you catch a cold?
**[07:33] ---**
Huh? Hey!
**[07:35] Nat**
Sakura-senpai!
**[07:37] Nat**
Are you okay?!
***SIGN*** It appears the first victim has been chosen.
***SIGN*** Sinful lambs...
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Little Garden of Judgment.
***SIGN*** Now, let us begin.
***SIGN*** The ordeal in which you will confront your sins...
***SIGN*** The Game of Judgment:
***SIGN*** Guilty Judge!
***SIGN*** Record 19: Guilty Judge
***SIGN*** You have all committed a sin.
***SIGN*** Put hand to breast and try to recall it.
**[08:23] Cla**
Which one?
**[08:24] Kar**
No, you need to put your
hand on your own breast!
**[08:27] Nat**
She's just turning into a dirty old man now...
**[08:31] Bot**
But I have no idea what she's talking about.
**[08:34] ---**
Committed a sin?
**[08:36] Bot**
What could we have done?
**[08:38] Bot**
I've repaired everything I've destroyed.
**[08:42] Cla**
That's true.
**[08:43] Cla**
Maybe our sin is not catching
fire as a popular anime yet?
**[08:47] Nat**
Stop talking about that!
**[08:49] Cla**
Then, what on earth could it be?
***SIGN*** If you don't know, then I shall tell you.
**[08:54] Bot**
Having the video so eerily
in sync with our conversation
**[08:56] Bot**
just makes it more annoying.
***SIGN*** It happened during "Record 18: Youth is an Explosion."
***SIGN*** You disregarded your club president, of all people,
***SIGN*** and the four of you played a video game without her, didn't you?!
**[09:10] Bot**
She's really clinging to that grudge.
***SIGN*** Leaving out a friend is simply unforgivable!
**[09:15] Nat**
Then, why did you kill the
club president first?
**[09:18] Cla**
I don't understand why you'd do that.
***SIGN*** Now, let me explain how this game will work.
**[09:23] Nat**
Was all that buildup really necessary?
***SIGN*** While you were distracted,
***SIGN*** I locked this room from the inside!
**[09:31] Kar**
What?!
**[09:32] Bot**
*But we're on the inside, right?*
**[09:34] Cla**
* She sounded dramatic, but I'm pretty*
* sure that door opens from the inside.*
**[09:39] Nat**
*Does that door even have a lock?*
***SIGN*** In addition, I have taken the liberty of affixing bombs somewhere on your bodies.
**[09:48] Kar**
What?! When?!
***SIGN*** If you do not fulfill the conditions for escape and acquire the room key,
***SIGN*** the bombs will explode and it'll be game over.
***SIGN*** Oh, and another thing: The bombs are invisible to beautiful girls.
**[10:03] Cla**
How could you?!
**[10:05] Cla**
That means none of us here
can find and disarm the bombs!
**[10:09] Bot**
I get it!
**[10:10] Bot**
That's why you killed Sakura first,
**[10:12] Bot**
because she was the only one among
us who could see the bombs!
**[10:14] Sak**
What?!
**[10:22] Sak**
That was just air leaking out of my
lungs and vibrating my vocal cords.
**[10:28] Nat**
That's one talented corpse.
***SIGN*** Now, before we begin the game, there's one thing we must do.
***SIGN*** Sorry to make you do this,
***SIGN*** but can you please place three chairs in a circle facing outwards?
**[10:41] Nat**
So this part's self-service, huh?
**[10:43] Cla**
What a pain.
**[10:44] Bot**
You should be helping us.
***SIGN*** Corpse
***SIGN*** Now, I will reveal the nature of the game that shall judge you.
***SIGN*** It's a game designed to make a person expose their innermost self.
***SIGN*** It's called...
***SIGN*** Musical Chairs!
**[11:12] Nat**
We know that much.
**[11:13] Bot**
After she made us set up the chairs,
why is she trying to sound so smart?
***SIGN*** When the music stops, whoever isn't sitting dies!
**[11:28] Bot**
She started singing.
**[11:30] Nat**
What's with this surreal video?
**[11:33] Cla**
Looks like we have no choice.
**[11:34] Cla**
Let's play along.
**[11:35] Kar**
Yeah, why not?
**[11:51] Kar**
I'm... dead!
**[11:59] Cla**
Karin-san.
***SIGN*** That's one dead.
***SIGN*** How did it feel to sacrifice your friend to survive?
**[12:11] Cla**
Sorry! We all survived!
**[12:14] Bot**
This is lame. What is she even talking about?
***SIGN*** Remove one chair.
***SIGN*** Time for the second round!
**[12:20] Kar**
What?! Even though we all survived?
***SIGN*** Corpse
***SIGN*** And so, the second person dies.
***SIGN*** Now, remove one more chair.
***SIGN*** Who will survive to the end?
**[12:55] Kar**
Just one chair now?
**[12:57] Bot**
Four people on one chair isn't gonna be easy...
**[13:06] Girls**
We did it!
***SIGN*** Well?
***SIGN*** How did it feel to sacrifice your friends to survive?
***SIGN*** Can you live with the pain of your loneliness from now on?
**[13:18] Bot**
Hey, Claire, don't you think
you're clutching me a bit too tight?
**[13:20] Cla**
I don't have a choice!
**[13:22] Kar**
Senpai, that tickles!
**[13:24] Nat**
Claire-senpai, stop that!
**[13:33] Cla**
Oh, yeah...
**[13:34] Cla**
Did you know there's a pancake festival
going on now at the family restaurant?
**[13:37] Cla**
I made reservations for today,
so shall we all go together?
**[13:40] Kar**
Hooray!
**[13:41] Bot**
Pancakes sound good.
**[13:43] Bot**
I've been thinking about them lately.
**[13:44] Nat**
But making reservations for
a family restaurant seems...
**[13:48] Cla**
Oh? Do you think I should have
booked the whole restaurant?
**[13:51] Nat**
That's not what I meant...
**[14:26] Cla**
Shall we, then?
**[14:36] Sak**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the
Going Home Club
**[14:39] Aza**
Pow!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
**[14:52] Nar**
*The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu*
**[15:00] Nar**
It cut all ties with Hagitsuki-ryuu,
**[15:03] Nar**
and despite its common origin,
continued to develop along its own path.
**[15:10] Nar**
As time passed, it came to stand opposed
to its parent family, the Hagitsuki-ryuu.
**[15:15] Nar**
These days, nobody even
remembers the reason why.
**[15:22] Nar**
And now, the Four Heavenly Kings of
Hagishirabe-ryuu unite under one roof!
***SIGN*** And now, the Four Heavenly Kings of
Hagishirabe-ryuu unite under one roof!!
***SIGN*** Roar
***SIGN*** Record 20
***SIGN*** The Four Heavenly Kings
of Hagishirabe-ryuu
**[15:39] Sei**
So, I'd like to begin
**[15:40] Sei**
this regularly-scheduled meeting of the
Hagishirabe-ryuu Four Heavenly Kings.
***SIGN*** The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu
**[15:45] Sei**
Does anyone have any business to discuss?
***SIGN*** The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko
**[15:48] Bya**
Nope.
**[15:49] Bya**
Why do we meet twice a week when
we never have any business to discuss?
***SIGN*** The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku
**[15:53] Suz**
We've totally become regulars at this place.
**[15:56] Suz**
Hey, they've got new menu items today.
***SIGN*** The Anime Lover: The Hopeless Genbu
**[15:59] Gen**
Business...
**[16:00] Gen**
I can't think of any...
**[16:02] Gen**
Wait, what's with this name?!
**[16:04] Gen**
Why am I "hopeless"?!
**[16:05] Gen**
And why is "lover" the word that's
spelled out in red on mine?!
**[16:10] Suz**
You don't deny that you love anime, though?
**[16:12] Gen**
I don't!
**[16:13] Gen**
But I can't point out every
single problem at once, can I?!
**[16:16] Sei**
I hear you, I hear you.
**[16:18] Sei**
We don't have any business to
discuss, anyway. So let's think...
**[16:23] Sei**
...of a new nickname for him!
**[16:26] Kings**
Hmm...
***SIGN*** The Baseless Genbu
**[16:32] Sei**
The Baseless Genbu!
**[16:33] Gen**
That's not any better!
**[16:35] Gen**
Something baseless isn't of any use!
***SIGN*** The Useless Genbu
***SIGN*** The Pointless Genbu
**[16:38] Bya**
Do you prefer Useless Genbu or Pointless Genbu?
**[16:42] Gen**
They mean the same thing!
**[16:43] Suz**
The Hopeless...
***SIGN*** The Hopeless
**[16:45] Suz**
Fatso.
***SIGN*** The
Hopeless
Fatso
**[16:46] Gen**
*That's* the part you changed?!
**[16:47] Gen**
That means I'm 100% a burden
to the Four Heavenly Kings!
**[16:50] Sei**
Byakko, want to split a spinach sauté?
**[16:53] Bya**
Sure, let's buzz the waiter.
**[16:55] Gen**
You're bored of the subject already!
**[16:56] Gen**
At least try one more round of suggestions!
**[17:00] Suz**
How about...
**[17:00] Bya**
What?
**[17:02] Suza**
Melon soda!
**[17:03] Gen**
You want me to fetch you some?!
**[17:05] Bya**
I want cola and orange in a 1:1.618 proportion,
in accordance with the golden ratio.
**[17:09] Gen**
Your blending instructions are too specific!
**[17:11] Gen**
I hope you shrink your tank top
in the wash, you idiot!
**[17:16] Sei**
By the way, how's our mortal
enemy Hagitsuki-ryuu doing?
**[17:20] Bya**
Oohagi Botan's club...
The Going Home Club, I think?
**[17:24] Bya**
I hear some younger students have joined it.
**[17:28] Bya**
Mixing cola and orange together is gross!
**[17:30] Gen**
Don't complain!
**[17:32] Gen**
I hope your headband snaps and
slashes your forehead!
**[17:34] Suz**
That first year...
**[17:35] Suz**
I don't like her one bit.
**[17:38] Suz**
When I was monitoring Hagitsuki-ryuu before...
**[17:42] (Flashback) Kar**
Botan-senpai, that strap is so cute.
**[17:45] (Flashback) Bot**
Hm?
**[17:47] (Flashback) Bot**
Oh, this?
**[17:48] (Flashback) Bot**
You can have it if you want.
**[17:49] (Flashback) Kar**
What? Are you sure?
**[17:51] (Flashback) Bot**
Yeah. I've got a whole
bunch of the same one.
**[17:54] (Flashback) Kar**
Wow!
**[17:56] (Flashback) Bot**
Now we'll match, Karin!
**[17:58] (Flashback) Kar**
M-Match?
**[18:03] Suz**
You fools!
**[18:04] Gen**
Wh-What?!
**[18:06] Suz**
Do you know how many stores
I visited to get one like Botan's?!
**[18:10] Suz**
She says: "It's so cute!"
**[18:11] Suz**
and gets it handed to her
by the person herself?!
**[18:14] Suz**
There's only so much I can
take of this world mocking me!
**[18:16] Gen**
Why do you have a matching one, too?!
**[18:18] Bya**
You can buy them on the Net, you know.
**[18:20] Gen**
You have matching ones, too?!
**[18:22] Gen**
You guys don't secretly love
Hagitsuki-ryuu, do you?!
**[18:25] Sei**
Huh?!
**[18:26] Sei**
No way! She's the enemy!
**[18:28] Bya**
If I ever met Botan-chan, I'd kill her!
**[18:30] Gen**
You started using "chan"!
**[18:32] Waiter**
You're Kokonoe-sama who reserved
a table for five, correct?
**[18:34] Bot**
I can't wait!
**[18:35] Kar**
I'm so hungry!
**[18:36] Sak**
I'm famished after all that crying!
**[18:38] Gen**
H-Hagitsuki-ryuu!
**[18:42] Sei**
Fancy seeing you here!
**[18:44] Bya**
It's been so long!
**[18:45] Suz**
Drop in at our dojo again sometime!
**[18:47] Suz**
We've got a score to settle with you!
**[18:51] Girls**
Here she is!
**[18:51] Girls**
Finally!
**[18:52] Nat**
Botan-senpai, those people over there...
**[18:55] Kar**
Are they friends of yours?
**[18:57] Bot**
No, they're my enemies.
**[18:59] Aza**
Float, float, float, float, float!
***SIGN*** Unidentified Flying Animal
**[19:05] Aza**
UFA!
***SIGN*** The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
**[19:11] Nar**
*The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu...*
***SIGN*** ...The Rest is Omitted.
***SIGN*** Roar
**[19:19] Sei**
So, I'd like to begin this
week's scheduled meeting.
***SIGN*** The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu
**[19:23] Sei**
Any new business?
***SIGN*** The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko
**[19:25] Bya**
Should we talk about
Hagitsuki-ryuu's activities?
***SIGN*** The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku
**[19:28] Suz**
Let's have a report.
***SIGN*** ____ Lover: ____ Genbu
**[19:30] Gen**
I suppose...
**[19:32] Gen**
Wait, why is it "@#$%&"?!
**[19:35] Sei**
It's okay.
**[19:36] Sei**
They'll remove things like unnatural
light and steam for the DVD release.
**[19:39] Gen**
That's not the point!
**[19:41] Bya**
It's an added perk!
**[19:42] Gen**
Don't take off your tank top all of a sudden!
**[19:45] Suz**
What if it's not removed from the DVD?
**[19:47] Gen**
Don't say that!
**[19:49] Gen**
What will we do if everyone wants a refund?
**[19:52] Sei**
Well, regarding Hagitsuki-ryuu's activities...
**[19:55] Gen**
Yes. That's the business at hand.
**[20:05] (Flashback) Kar**
I want to eat some ice cream!
**[20:06] (Flashback) Bot**
Me, too.
**[20:13] Gen**
You've got everything matching now!
**[20:16] Gen**
Are you sure you don't love
Hagitsuki-ryuu after all?
**[20:19] Sei**
She's the enemy!
**[20:19] Bya**
Fresh Botan-chan!
**[20:21] Bya**
Smile Botan-chan!
**[20:22] Gen**
Stop taking your clothes off!
**[20:24] Gen**
I hope you get scalped by some
warlike tribe, you spiky-headed jerk!
**[20:28] Gen**
You fools!
**[20:29] Gen**
You're the ones who called her the enemy!
***SIGN*** The Merciless Seiryuu
***SIGN*** The Ruthless Byakko
***SIGN*** The Relentless Suzaku
**[22:25] Ump**
Strike! Batter out!
**[22:27] Ump**
Change!
***SIGN*** The Baseless Genbu
**[22:36] Nar**
*They will return!*
***SIGN*** Hagishirabe-ryuu Four Heavenly Kings
***SIGN*** Preview
**[22:46] Pre**
When you watched the C part,
**[22:48] Pre**
you might be inclined to think
that the Hopeless Genbu's name
**[22:51] Pre**
was changed to the Baseless Genbu.
**[22:53] Pre**
But the truth is, he's still Hopeless.
**[22:55] Pre**
Next episode, Record 21: Sealed Words.
**[22:58] Pre**
We'll show you two others, as well.
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Miniature Theater
**[23:06] Sak**
What's wrong, Natsuki-chan?!
**[23:08] Sak**
Are you feeling ill?
**[23:09] Sak**
Do you need a drink?
**[23:10] Nat**
It appears the first victim has been chosen.
**[23:11] Sak**
There's some canned coffee in the fridge!
**[23:13] Nat**
Sinful Sakura-senpai...
**[23:13] Sak**
You like it black, right?
**[23:15] Nat**
Welcome to the Little Garden of Judgment.
**[23:18] Nat**
Now, let us begin.
**[23:19] Sak**
Natsuki-chan, look, here's some coffee!
**[23:20] Nat**
The ordeal in which you will confront your sins...
**[23:22] Nat**
The Game of Judgment:
**[23:24] Nat**
Guilty Judge Reborn!
**[23:28] Sak**
Look at that, Natsuki-chan!
**[23:29] Nat**
You seem surprised.
**[23:30] Sak**
You're on TV!
**[23:31] Nat**
If you don't know what your sin is,
put hand to breast and try to recall it.
**[23:32] Sak**
Was that Guilty Judge
thing supposed to air today?
**[23:35] Sak**
And... what does "reborn" mean?!
**[23:38] Nat**
If you don't know, then I shall tell you!
**[23:40] Nat**
How dare you make me drink
seven cans of coffee?!
***SIGN*** Can #8
**[23:43] Nat**
And all of it black!
**[23:45] Cla**
I can't blame Natsuki-san for being angry.
**[23:47] Sak**
Claire-chan!
**[23:49] Cla**
She needs something sweet!
**[23:50] Cla**
Have some sweets from our café!
***SIGN*** Boom
**[23:53] Cla**
Kokono-Éclairs are delicious!
**[23:55] Nat**
You fools!
**[23:58] Girls**
See you next time!
# E7 - Sealed Words!! \ The Fierce Battle's Conclusion!! \ Surprise Party
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6NQJE3G6/sealed-words--the-fierce-battles-conclusion--surprise-party)
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**[00:11] Sak**
Right!
***SIGN*** Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Fire Prevention Supervisor: "It's #7"
**[01:59] Sak**
Sorry I kept you waiting!
**[02:02] Sak**
It's just you here, Natsuki-chan?
**[02:05] Sak**
Where's everyone else?
**[02:07] Nat**
Um, Karin is...
**[02:08] (Flashback) Kar**
I-It's due today?!
**[02:11] Nat**
She went to turn in a handout
that she had forgotten was due.
**[02:14] Sak**
I see.
**[02:16] Sak**
So what about the other two?
**[02:18] (Flashback) Cla**
We don't want anything to happen to you.
**[02:20] (Flashback) Bot**
I'll escort you to the faculty room.
**[02:22] Nat**
They were worried about her,
so they tagged along.
**[02:24] Sak**
They coddle her too much.
**[02:26] Sak**
Well, until they get back, why don't
we play Word Chain or something?
**[02:31] Nat**
Playing Word Chain because we're bored almost
seems too tame, compared to your usual ideas.
**[02:35] Sak**
I thought you'd say that!
**[02:37] Nat**
Huh?
**[02:38] Sak**
But what we're about to play is
no ordinary game of Word Chain!
**[02:43] Sak**
We'll be using these Taboo Cards!
**[02:46] Nat**
Taboo Cards?!
**[02:48] Nar**
Taboo Card Rules!
**[02:50] Nar**
Before the game starts, each player
writes a word of their choice on a card,
**[02:53] Nar**
then lays it facedown.
**[02:56] Nar**
This word is considered taboo
throughout the game and,
***SIGN*** N
**[02:58] Nar**
like a word ending with
"n," it ends the game.
**[03:01] Nat**
I get it.
**[03:02] Nat**
You have to avoid using the word
on your opponent's Taboo Card,
**[03:06] Nat**
while also luring the opponent into
saying the word on your own card.
**[03:10] Sak**
And one more thing...
**[03:12] Sak**
All games need some kind of risk and return.
**[03:15] Sak**
If you win, Natsuki-chan,
I'll give you something good.
**[03:19] Nat**
Something good?
***SIGN*** Ribbon
**[03:21] Nat**
F-Fine.
**[03:23] Nat**
Then, if I lose...
**[03:26] Sak**
Of course, if you lose...
**[03:29] Sak**
you have to eat spaghetti
through your nose!
**[03:31] Nat**
Her tastes in game penalties
are so old-fashioned!
***SIGN*** Record 21
***SIGN*** Sealed Words!!
**[03:42] Nat**
*This Taboo Card holds the key to my victory.*
**[03:45] Nat**
*But what word should I write?*
**[03:49] Nat**
* I guess I should just pick one that*
* I wouldn't accidentally say myself...*
**[03:54] Sak**
Okay, are you all ready?
**[03:57] Sak**
Once you've written down your
word, you can't change it.
**[04:01] Sak**
It may even be possible
**[04:02] Sak**
that the game is already
decided the moment we both
**[04:05] Sak**
choose our taboo words.
**[04:07] Nat**
We won't know who wins until we play.
**[04:09] Nat**
It's still Word Chain, after all.
**[04:11] Nat**
We're both playing by the same terms.
**[04:16] Sak**
Let's go over the rules!
***SIGN*** Wasabi Octopus
**[04:17] Sak**
The basic rules are the same
as standard Word Chain.
**[04:20] Sak**
If you use a word ending in "n," you lose!
**[04:23] Sak**
If you use the words written
on either Taboo Card, you lose!
**[04:27] Sak**
The time limit is one minute per turn.
**[04:30] Sak**
If you exceed that, you lose!
**[04:33] Girls**
Taboo Card, set!
**[04:35] Girls**
Word Chain, in!
**[04:36] Sak**
I'll go first,
**[04:37] Sak**
with the "ri" of "Shiritori" *(Word Chain)*!
**[04:39] ---**
Wha—
**[04:39] Nat**
Y-You took the first turn by force!
**[04:42] Sak**
Don't be so naïve, Natsuki-chan!
**[04:43] Sak**
The game's already begun!
**[04:45] Sak**
It's my turn!
**[04:47] Sak**
Risuzaru *(squirrel monkey)*!
**[04:48] Nat**
A Lead-off Switchup!
**[04:50] Nar**
A Lead-off Switchup!
***SIGN*** Lead-off Switchup
**[04:52] Nar**
As the saying goes:
"Shiritori starts with 'pa.'"
**[04:55] Nar**
Shiritori *(Word Chain),*
ringo *(apple),* gorira *(gorilla),*
**[04:59] Nar**
and rappa* (trumpet) *is the standard
opening pattern for a Word Chain.
**[05:03] Nar**
To actively make a change
to that pattern...
**[05:06] Nar**
is called a "Pattern Switchup."
***SIGN*** Pattern Switchup
**[05:09] Nar**
One plan of attack is to lead off
with a word other than "apple."
**[05:13] Nar**
This is known as a "Lead-off Switchup."
**[05:16] Nar**
The goal is to confuse any opponent
prepared to respond with "gorilla,"
**[05:19] Nar**
upsetting their rhythm early on.
**[05:23] Nat**
*Of course.*
**[05:24] Nat**
*We're playing with Taboo Card rules.*
**[05:26] Nat**
* If I had predicted that she'd*
* lead off with the usual pattern*
**[05:29] Nat**
*and selected "apple" as my taboo word,*
**[05:32] Nat**
* that would've ended the game*
* right then and there.*
***SIGN*** Apple
**[05:35] Nat**
*Hence the Lead-off Switchup!*
**[05:37] Nat**
R-Ruretto *(roulette)*.
**[05:39] Sak**
Tonneru *(tunnel)*.
**[05:41] Nat**
Sakura responds in a flash!
**[05:44] Nat**
Ruuzu sokkusu *(loose socks)*.
**[05:45] Sak**
Sutooru *(stole)*.
**[05:48] Nat**
Here, Natsuki begins to
suspect something's up...
**[05:51] (Flashback) Sak**
Sutooru *(stole)*.
**[05:53] Nar**
Now, her suspicion turns to certainty.
**[05:55] Nat**
*This is...*
**[05:57] Nat**
*a "Ru" Offensive!*
**[05:58] Nar**
The "Ru" Offensive: a strategy that takes advantage
***SIGN*** "Ru" Offensive
**[06:02] Nar**
of the fact that there are far fewer words
beginning with "ru" than ending with "ru,"
***SIGN*** __ru = Lots
***SIGN*** Ru__ = Few
**[06:05] Nar**
and thus using only words ending in "ru."
**[06:08] Nar**
There are other, similar strategies,
such as the "Ri" Offensive.
**[06:12] Nat**
* That means Sakura-senpai's taboo*
* word probably starts with "ru."*
**[06:17] Nat**
* I blurted out "roulette" earlier*
* without thinking about it,*
**[06:20] Nat**
* but maybe I should stick with more*
* obscure words when possible.*
**[06:24] Nat**
Ruibe *(frozen sashimi)*.
**[06:25] Sak**
Beeru *(veil)*.
**[06:26] Nat**
Ruchinwaaku *(routine work)*.
**[06:27] Sak**
Kurooru *(crawl)*.
**[06:29] Nat**
Ruigigo *(synonym)*.
**[06:30] Sak**
Gooru *(goal)*.
**[06:31] Nat**
Rukusenburuku *(Luxembourg)*.
**[06:32] Sak**
Kurea fairu *(transparent file)*.
**[06:33] Nat**
Ruaa *(lure)*.
**[06:34] Sak**
Aagairu *(argyle)*.
**[06:35] Nat**
Rui-kokuou *(King Louis)*.
**[06:37] Sak**
Uuru *(wool)*.
**[06:38] Nat**
Ruukii *(rookie)*.
**[06:39] Sak**
Kiihooru *(keyhole)*.
**[06:40] Nat**
Ruumania *(Romania)*.
**[06:42] Sak**
Arumihoiru *(aluminum foil)*.
**[06:43] Nat**
Ruwanda *(Rwanda)*.
**[06:44] Sak**
Daato toraiaru *(dirt trial)*.
**[06:45] Nat**
Ruuju *(rouge)*.
**[06:46] Sak**
Jubunairu *(juvenile)*.
**[06:47] Nat**
Ruupe *(magnifying glass)*.
**[06:48] Sak**
Pearentaru kontorooru.
*(parental controls)*.
**[06:50] Nat**
Ruuzuberuto-daitouryou
*(President Roosevelt)*.
**[06:51] Sak**
Uedingu beru *(wedding bell)*.
***SIGN*** "Exile": A penalty in which a criminal is expelled to a distant land.
**[06:53] Nat**
Rukei *(exile)*.
***SIGN*** "Easel": A stand upon which you prop signs or drawing boards.
**[06:54] Sak**
Iizeru *(easel)*.
***SIGN*** "Exponent": Multiplying a number by itself.
**[06:56] Nat**
Ruijou *(exponent)*.
***SIGN*** "Sea-firefly": A species of ostracod crustacean.
**[06:57] Sak**
Umihotaru *(sea-firefly)*.
**[06:59] Nat**
*I'm running out of words!*
**[07:01] Nar**
The time limit of one minute per turn
**[07:03] Nar**
clearly has Natsuki on the ropes.
**[07:07] Nar**
Pressure can have a strikingly negative
effect on a person's judgment.
**[07:11] Nar**
Words that she should
know fail to come to her!
**[07:13] Nar**
At this rate, whether she says Sakura's
taboo word or breaks the time limit...
**[07:19] Nar**
it's only a matter of time.
**[07:23] Nat**
*I guess it's time...*
**[07:24] Nar**
But Natsuki had a plan!
***SIGN*** Counter
**[07:27] Nar**
It was a "Counter"!
**[07:29] Nar**
The "Ru" Offensive,
**[07:30] Nar**
which attacks with a specific syllable,
has one fatal weakness.
***SIGN*** __ru
Ru__
__ru
Ru__
__ru
Ru__
__ru
**[07:33] Nar**
This is called the Counter.
**[07:36] Nar**
After exhausting the vocabulary
of words that begin with "ru,"
***SIGN*** Ru__ru
**[07:39] Nar**
returning with a word that
both starts and ends with "ru"
**[07:42] Nar**
turns your opponent's
offensive back on them!
**[07:49] Nar**
The word that Natsuki
has kept up her sleeve!
**[07:51] Nar**
That word is:
***SIGN*** Rule
**[07:53] Nar**
Ruuru* (rule)*!
**[07:54] Nat**
Ru—
**[07:56] Nar**
But the moment she opened her mouth,
**[07:58] Nar**
a jolt of electricity hit Natsuki!
**[08:01] Nar**
Call it intuition or instinct!
**[08:03] Nar**
Halted by that momentary chill,
Natsuki swallowed the word!
**[08:09] Nat**
*I get it.*
**[08:10] Nat**
* The word that Sakura-senpai*
* wrote on her Taboo Card was...*
**[08:13] Nat**
*Rule!*
***SIGN*** Rule
**[08:14] Nat**
* She wasn't using her Taboo*
* Card to defeat me directly.*
**[08:18] Nat**
* She did it stop me from*
* countering her "Ru" Offensive!*
**[08:21] Nar**
Her guess was correct.
**[08:24] Sak**
*So you've caught on?*
**[08:25] Sak**
*But it's too late, Natsuki-chan.*
**[08:27] Sak**
* The moment you accepted*
* this game, you'd already...*
**[08:31] Sak**
*fallen into my trap!*
**[08:38] Cla**
Isn't that a relief?
**[08:39] Cla**
You got your handout turned in.
**[08:42] Kar**
Yes!
**[08:43] Kar**
Do you think Sakura-senpai
has turned up yet?
**[08:45] Bot**
I'm sure she's there by now.
**[08:47] Kar**
So Nat-chan and Sakura-senpai
are in there by themselves?
**[08:54] Cla**
By themselves?
**[08:56] Cla**
Why don't we go grab some
tea before we head back?
**[08:59] Kar**
Why do you want to give
them more time alone?
**[09:07] Nar**
The reason most Word
Chain games take place
**[09:11] Nar**
is to kill time.
***SIGN*** Tanuki *(Racoon Dog)*
**[09:15] Nar**
I'm Botan!
**[09:15] Nar**
In most cases, Word Chain
is not played competitively.
***SIGN*** Kitsune *(Fox)* Tanuki *(Racoon Dog)*
**[09:17] ---**
I'm Claire!
***SIGN*** Neko *(Cat)* Kitsune *(Fox)* Tanuki *(Racoon Dog)*
**[09:19] ---**
I'm Karin!
**[09:19] Nar**
Rather, the intent is simply to keep
the game going as long as possible.
***SIGN*** Komodo Ootokage *(Komodo Dragon)* Neko *(Cat)* Kitsune *(Fox)* Tanuki *(Racoon Dog)*
**[09:23] Sak**
* I bet you've only ever played that dull*
* form of Word Chain, right, Natsuki-chan?*
**[09:28] Sak**
*Let me teach you...*
**[09:30] Sak**
* the Word Chain where you*
* crush your opponent!*
***SIGN*** Record 22:
***SIGN*** The Fierce Battle's Conclusion!!
**[09:38] Nat**
*How...*
**[09:40] Nat**
* How could this turn into*
* such a war of attrition?*
**[09:43] Nat**
* My Counter Word against*
* Sakura-senpai's "Ru" Offensive,*
***SIGN*** Rule
**[09:47] Nat**
*"Rule," has been taken from me.*
**[09:49] Nat**
*I'm definitely going to lose now...*
***SIGN*** Rouble
**[09:52] Nat**
Runesansu *(Renaissance)*.
**[09:53] Sak**
Sumairu *(smile)*.
**[09:54] Nat**
Ru...
**[09:56] Nat**
*Think! Isn't there anything?!*
**[09:58] Nat**
*Any word that can break this deadlock?!*
***SIGN*** Rui Rua
***SIGN*** Rue Ruu
**[10:01] Nat**
*Rua, rui, ruu, rue...*
**[10:04] Nat**
*Leaf through the dictionary of my mind!*
**[10:07] Sak**
*Well, think long and hard.*
**[10:09] Sak**
* As long as I respond instantly*
* to anything you throw at me,*
**[10:13] Sak**
*you only get sixty seconds to think.*
**[10:19] Sak**
* You have to stay calm,*
* at the very least.*
**[10:21] Sak**
* The more pressured you feel when backed*
* into a corner, the faster time seems to pass.*
**[10:35] Nat**
Ru... Ruuputai *(bolo tie)*.
**[10:37] Sak**
Inisharu *(initial)*.
***SIGN*** Ru
**[10:40] Nar**
The time limit approaches!
***SIGN*** Nicknames: Nose-paghetti, Peperoncino, Al Dente, Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, Carbonara
**[10:42] Nar**
The penalty hangs over her head!
**[10:44] ---**
Olive Oil... Nose-paghetti...
Peperoncino... Carbonara... Al Dente...
**[10:47] Nar**
But the severity of the situation,
contrary to Sakura's expectations...
**[10:54] Nar**
has given Natsuki a flash of insight!
**[10:56] Nat**
*That's it!*
**[10:58] Nat**
* I've got a word that begins and*
* ends with "ru," other than "rule"!*
**[11:02] Nat**
*To break out of the "Ru" Offensive...*
***SIGN*** Means of Counter
**[11:04] Nat**
*A Counter Word!*
**[11:07] Nat**
Now it's my turn!
**[11:09] Nat**
Ruuburu *(ruble)*!
**[11:11] Sak**
*Ruble?!*
***SIGN*** Ruble
***SIGN*** Roar
**[11:23] Nat**
*I've won.*
**[11:24] Sak**
Just kidding!
**[11:27] Sak**
Runowaaru *(Renoir)*.
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
**[11:45] Sak**
Natsuki-chan. You fought hard.
**[11:49] Sak**
I never expected you to find a Counter Word
other than "rule" in a situation like that.
**[11:54] Sak**
You're everything I'd expect
of a junior in my club.
**[11:57] Sak**
But I'd already prepared several
countermeasures to the counter.
***SIGN*** Renaaru (Renard, author) Ruminooru (Luminol, reagent) Ruchiru (Rutile, mineral)
**[12:04] Sak**
*That should crush Natsuki-chan's spirit.*
**[12:08] Sak**
*I've won!*
**[12:13] ---**
Wha—
**[12:14] Nat**
Now it's my turn!
**[12:16] Sak**
Why?!
**[12:17] Sak**
How can you still stand?!
**[12:18] Sak**
Why won't you just admit defeat?!
**[12:20] Nat**
Because I am...
**[12:22] Nat**
I am a Word Chainist!
**[12:24] Sak**
* What's that?! I've never*
* heard that title before!*
**[12:27] Sak**
*What do I do?*
**[12:28] Sak**
* I didn't crush her spirit enough, and it*
* seems to have revved her up even more!*
**[12:31] Nat**
Ruijiana-shuu *(Louisiana State)*!
**[12:34] Sak**
"U"? "U," huh?
***SIGN*** U
**[12:37] Sak**
*"U"?*
**[12:39] Sak**
*What?*
**[12:40] Sak**
* I've already used "wool" and*
* "wedding bell" and "sea-firefly"...*
**[12:44] Sak**
*"U..." Strange, I can't think of anything.*
**[12:52] Sak**
*Well, as you wish.*
**[12:53] Sak**
*I'll play it safe.*
**[12:55] Sak**
* After all, even if Natsuki-chan*
* comes at me with "ru,"*
**[12:57] Sak**
*I still have a full stock of Counter Words.*
***SIGN*** Renaaru (Renard, author) Ruminooru (Luminol, reagent) Ruchiru (Rutile, mineral)
**[13:02] Sak**
Umigame *(sea turtle)*.
**[13:03] Sak**
*There! Now, come at me with meeru* (mail) *
or meepuru* (maple) *or any word you like!*
**[13:07] Nat**
Meifurawaagou *(The Mayflower)*.
**[13:09] Sak**
*Another "u"?*
**[13:11] Sak**
Ujikintoki *(Green tea and red bean ice cream)*.
**[13:13] Nat**
Kyouryuu *(dinosaur)*.
**[13:14] Sak**
Usagi *(rabbit)*.
**[13:14] Nat**
Gyuunyuu *(milk)*.
***SIGN*** U
**[13:17] Sak**
*I get it.*
**[13:19] Sak**
* I've exhausted all the words that*
* start with "u" and end with "ru."*
***SIGN*** U___ru
**[13:23] Sak**
*In other words,*
**[13:24] Sak**
*as long as she keeps responding with "u,"*
**[13:26] Sak**
*I can't relaunch my "Ru" Offensive.*
**[13:29] Sak**
* But there are still tons of*
* words that start with "u."*
***SIGN*** U = About 1,000,000,007 results (0.11 seconds)
**[13:33] Sak**
* In this situation, Natsuki-chan needs*
* to keep responding with "u" endings,*
**[13:37] Sak**
* which means she's the*
* one at a disadvantage.*
**[13:39] Sak**
Uruudoshi *(leap year)*.
**[13:40] Nat**
Shodou *(calligraphy)*.
**[13:42] Sak**
*Wait a minute!*
**[13:43] Sak**
*Come to think of it,*
**[13:45] Sak**
*Natsuki-chan added "daitouryou"* (president) *
when just "Roosevelt" would have done,*
**[13:49] Sak**
*and added "shuu"* (state) *when just
"Louisiana" would have sufficed...*
**[13:54] Sak**
* Was she... trying to make me*
* say words starting with "u"?!*
**[13:58] Sak**
*Is it possible...*
**[13:59] Sak**
* that Natsuki-chan's taboo word*
* is a word that starts with a "u"?!*
***SIGN*** U__
**[14:05] Sak**
*When I consider that possibility,*
**[14:07] Sak**
* maybe I should focus on more*
* obscure words when possible...*
**[14:13] Sak**
Umibouzu *(sea monster)*.
**[14:15] Nat**
Sakura-senpai.
**[14:17] Nat**
You just said "umibouzu," didn't you?
**[14:19] ---**
Huh?
**[14:20] ---**
Wha—
**[14:22] Nat**
Taboo Card, open!
**[14:24] Sak**
What?!
**[14:25] Nat**
The taboo word I chose was:
***SIGN*** Umibouzu
**[14:29] Nat**
"Umibouzu"!
**[14:32] Sak**
Wh-Why'd you choose a word like that?!
**[14:35] Nat**
It was a coincidence, actually.
**[14:38] Nat**
* I guess I should just pick one that*
* I wouldn't accidentally say myself...*
**[14:42] Sak**
Th-That's the only reason?!
**[14:44] Nar**
No doubt about it,
it was sheer coincidence.
**[14:47] Nar**
Born from the short yet rich
time they've spent together,
**[14:51] Nar**
an unconscious synchronization of
their thought patterns took place!
**[14:57] Nar**
It was almost an inevitability!
**[14:59] Nar**
The two of them,
both drawn to a single word!
**[15:02] Sak**
*Oh, no!*
**[15:03] Sak**
* Are you saying that Natsuki-chan's*
* thoughts and mine have fused?!*
**[15:07] Nat**
I execute a direct attack on
my opponent with "umibouzu"!
**[15:14] Nat**
Poseidon Hammer!
**[15:23] Nat**
Well, Senpai...
**[15:24] Nat**
Hand over what you promised me.
**[15:27] Nat**
Your "something good."
**[15:34] Kar**
We're back!
**[15:41] Kar**
Nat-chan, where'd that come from?
**[15:43] Kar**
I love it!
**[15:44] Kar**
It's so cute!
**[15:45] Kar**
This is Sakura-senpai's, right?
**[15:47] Kar**
Did she give it to you? Did she, huh?
**[15:49] Kar**
Well? What happened?
**[15:51] Nat**
Nothing happened.
**[15:54] Nar**
For the first time in her life,
**[15:55] Nar**
Natsuki has tasted the
humiliation of victory.
**[16:05] Aza**
Seal Summoning!
***SIGN*** Rumble Rumble
**[16:11] Sak**
Now then!
**[16:13] Sak**
We're all here, right?
**[16:15] Sak**
Okay!
**[16:15] Sak**
Who knows what tomorrow is?
**[16:18] Kar**
I do!
**[16:18] Kar**
It's Nat-chan's birthday!
**[16:20] Sak**
Excellent!
**[16:21] Sak**
In view of that, today...
***SIGN*** Boom
**[16:23] Sak**
we're going to have a meeting to plan
Natsuki-chan's surprise birthday party!
***SIGN*** Record 23
***SIGN*** Surprise Party
**[16:34] Nat**
Wait! I'm sitting right here!
**[16:38] Sak**
Okay, everyone!
**[16:39] Sak**
Throw out lots of great ideas for things
that'll surprise and delight Natsuki-chan!
**[16:44] Nat**
* She's just going on with this!*
* What am I supposed to do?*
**[16:48] Cla**
That's difficult.
**[16:50] Cla**
Natsuki-san probably already expects
that we'll all want to celebrate with her.
**[16:57] Nat**
*That's because the secret's already out.*
**[16:59] Kar**
Even if she acts calm, her thing
will be wagging back and forth!
**[17:04] Sak**
I hear you, I hear you!
**[17:06] Cla**
So cute!
**[17:07] Nat**
*No, no, it does* not *wag!*
**[17:08] Nat**
*Why are you treating it like a dog's tail?!*
**[17:11] Bot**
A silly little surprise party
won't really surprise her.
**[17:14] Nat**
* Actually, it won't surprise me*
* because I already know about it.*
**[17:18] Sak**
Well?
**[17:19] Sak**
Does anyone have any good ideas?
**[17:21] Kar**
I do!
**[17:22] Kar**
I think we should make some handicrafts.
**[17:25] Sak**
Handicrafts?
**[17:26] Kar**
You know...
**[17:27] Kar**
We could cut strips of colored paper,
**[17:29] Kar**
make chains out of them,
and make flowers.
***SIGN*** Cute
**[17:34] Nat**
*They've changed the point of the meeting...*
**[17:37] Bot**
Why don't we pop some crackers?
**[17:39] Sak**
Yeah! They're good for parties!
**[17:41] Cla**
But if we're throwing a party,
**[17:43] Cla**
I think something more extravagant
would surprise her more.
**[17:46] Bot**
That's true.
**[17:47] Bot**
Something more extravagant...
**[17:50] Bot**
I know! Let's set off fireworks!
**[17:53] Nat**
*That's going way over the top!*
**[17:55] Sak**
I like it!
**[17:56] Sak**
Let's go extravagant!
**[17:58] Nat**
*No, no, no, no...*
**[17:59] Cla**
For food, we can order room
service from my family's hotel!
**[18:03] Nat**
*Huh?!*
**[18:04] Nat**
*They'll even deliver to the club room?!*
**[18:05] Cla**
A feast simply *has* to have
beefsteak, don't you think?
**[18:08] Nat**
*Beefsteak?*
**[18:09] Sak**
Oh, do they have dessert, too?
**[18:11] Sak**
I love desserts with kiwi in them!
**[18:12] Nat**
*They're all just listing things they like...*
**[18:15] Kar**
I know!
**[18:16] Kar**
You can't forget the cake, either!
**[18:19] Sak**
Right, that's fundamental!
**[18:21] Sak**
Natsuki-chan does love sweet things.
**[18:23] Kar**
Let's get a strawberry cake! A big one!
**[18:27] Bot**
Sounds good.
**[18:28] Bot**
The cake and the staging will get her excited...
**[18:30] Cla**
Then, we'll all cry out "happy birthday!"
**[18:34] Sak**
Okay, okay!
**[18:36] Sak**
This'll be the perfect surprise party!
***SIGN*** Handicrafts, fireworks, beefsteak, kiwi, strawberry cake
**[18:38] Sak**
Yes, I think that'll do it.
***SIGN*** Handicrafts, fireworks, beefsteak, kiwi, strawberry cake
**[18:41] Sak**
By the way, Natsuki-chan, do you think
you'd be surprised by all of this?
**[18:45] Nat**
Of course not!
**[18:46] Nat**
If you give away the whole thing,
there's nothing left to surprise me!
**[18:48] Aza**
And then, the next day...
**[18:51] Kar**
I'm so excited for your surprise party, Nat-chan.
**[18:55] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[18:56] Nat**
Karin. You know what the word
"surprise" means, don't you?
**[19:00] Kar**
I can't wait!
***SIGN*** Fire Prevention Supervisor: Umibouzu
Going Home Club
**[19:16] Nat**
It's huge!
**[19:17] Nat**
What's with the colossal scale?!
**[19:19] Nat**
It's bigger than the door!
**[19:21] Nat**
H-How did you get it in here?
**[19:23] Cla**
We brought the ingredients inside
and made it in the room!
**[19:26] Nat**
Is it a ship in a bottle?!
**[19:29] Nat**
What? What's that sound?
**[19:33] Bot**
Fireworks!
**[19:34] Nat**
You really set off fireworks?!
**[19:36] Nat**
But you went to all that trouble,
**[19:39] Nat**
and we can't even see them in here...
**[19:42] Bot**
Well, when you launch
fireworks in the daytime,
**[19:43] Bot**
all you can see is smoke
anyway, so it's no big deal.
**[19:45] Nat**
Then, why did you set
them off during the day?!
**[19:55] Nat**
Did you make these, Karin?
**[19:57] Kar**
After the meeting yesterday,
we all hung them up together.
**[20:01] Sak**
Also, take a look outside!
**[20:03] Sak**
This last surprise is amazing,
so let your hopes soar!
**[20:06] Bot**
Yeah.
**[20:07] Bot**
Getting someone's hopes up is part
of the ABCs of a surprise party.
***SIGN*** Zukou *(Handicrafts)*, Uchiage-hanabi *(Fireworks)*, Bifuteki *(Beefsteak)*,
Kiui *(Kiwi)*, Ichigo Keeki *(Strawberry Cake)*, Kitai *(Hopes)*, Iroha *(ABCs)*
**[20:13] Nat**
*Hopes... ABCs?*
**[20:18] Nat**
*This is...*
**[20:45] Girl**
What's that?
**[20:46] Girl**
Who's Natsuki?
**[20:47] Girl**
Incredible!
**[22:32] Cla**
Kitsune *(fox)*!
**[22:33] Kar**
Neko *(cat)*!
**[22:33] Cla**
Koori *(ice)*!
***SIGN*** Zukou *(Handicrafts)*, Uchiage-hanabi *(Fireworks)*, Bifuteki
*(Beefsteak)*, Kiui *(Kiwi)*, Ichigo Keeki *(Strawberry Cake)*, Kitai *(Hopes)*,
Iroha *(ABCs)*, Happii Baasudei Natsuki *(Happy Birthday Natsuki)*
**[22:35] Kar**
"Ri?!" "Ri," "ri..."
**[22:38] Bot**
Karin, try this.
**[22:40] Kar**
Ah! Ribon *(ribbon)*!
***SIGN*** N
***SIGN*** Preview
**[22:46] Sak**
Hey, guys, did you know?
**[22:48] Sak**
The mating process of the great
gray slug is a grappling match!
**[22:53] Sak**
Sounds hot and steamy, doesn't it?!
**[22:55] Sak**
Next time, Record 24:
Big Sis and Little Bro!
**[22:58] Sak**
And three others!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Miniature Theater
**[23:06] Kar**
Botan-senpai, I'm so hungry.
**[23:08] Bot**
Karin.
**[23:09] Bot**
I see. Here, eat this.
**[23:12] Sak**
Wait a minute!
**[23:13] Sak**
We all enjoyed Natsuki-chan's delicious
birthday cake together earlier.
***SIGN*** Enjoyed Delicious Birthday Cake
**[23:19] Sak**
After eating all that,
you're still hungry?
**[23:22] Sak**
What kind of ravenous spirit do you have?!
**[23:25] Kar**
Don't say that, Senpai!
**[23:27] Kar**
There's always room for sweets!
**[23:29] Sak**
It's just as you say, of course!
**[23:30] Sak**
Darn it.
**[23:32] Sak**
My skills as a woman have failed me again.
**[23:36] Bot**
It seems Karin comes from a race
that can control their own stomachs.
**[23:40] Bot**
Such a terrifying stomach...
**[23:42] Bot**
To bring me of all people to my knees!
**[23:45] Sak**
Botan-chan!
**[23:45] Sak**
What happened to the red bean
rice ball you were holding?
**[23:47] Bot**
Well, it's right he—
**[23:52] Kar**
So good!
**[23:55] Aza**
By the way, seals like smooth red bean paste!
**[23:59] Girls**
See you next time!
# E8 - Big Sis and Little Bro \ Street Poems \ Big Sis and Friends \ The Nameless Landmark
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRMG8037R/big-sis-and-little-bro--street-poems--big-sis-and-friends--the-nameless-landmark)
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**[00:06] Nat**
Huh?
**[00:07] Nat**
What a pain.
**[00:09] Kar**
What's wrong?
**[00:10] Nat**
My mom asked me to pick up
some soy sauce on my way home.
**[00:13] Nat**
Jeez.
**[00:14] Nat**
She should get my little
brother to do it instead.
**[00:17] Kar**
Now, now...
**[00:18] Kar**
Nat-chan, that just means
she depends on you.
**[00:20] Nat**
Hmph.
**[00:26] Sak**
Natsuki-chan...
**[00:27] Girls**
You have a little brother?!
***SIGN*** Record 24
***SIGN*** Big Sis and Little Bro
**[02:08] Nat**
Huh?
**[02:09] Nat**
I never mentioned it?
**[02:10] Sak**
This is *so* the first I've heard of it!
**[02:12] Bot**
When was that written into your backstory?
**[02:13] Nat**
What do you mean, "when?"
**[02:15] Nat**
This isn't some old school mecha anime.
**[02:18] Cla**
What's his name?
**[02:19] Nat**
Oh? It's Lloyd.
**[02:21] Cla**
Lloyd?
**[02:22] Cla**
That's an unusual name
for a Japanese person.
**[02:25] Nat**
I don't think it's all that
different from "Claire."
**[02:28] Kar**
Older? Younger?
**[02:30] Sak**
Male? Female?
**[02:31] Nat**
I told you, he's my *little brother!*
**[02:33] Sak**
Oh, yeah.
**[02:35] Nat**
He's two years younger than me.
**[02:38] Sak**
Well? What school does he go to?
**[02:40] Kar**
Does he look like you?
**[02:41] Cla**
What are his hobbies and talents?
**[02:42] Bot**
Height? Weight?
**[02:44] Sak**
What does he wash first in the bath?
**[02:45] Kar**
What does he usually talk about?
**[02:47] Cla**
What school activities was he into,
and what did he learn from them?
**[02:50] Bot**
What's his personal motto?
**[02:51] Sak**
Now, what question are we on?
**[02:52] Nat**
You guys are getting too into this!
**[02:54] Cla**
But isn't that natural?
**[02:56] Cla**
Because if he's Natsuki-san's
little brother, that means...
**[03:00] Cla**
he's basically *our* little brother, too!
**[03:04] Sak**
I get it!
**[03:06] Nat**
Um, wrong...
**[03:07] Nat**
What kind of logic warped
you to that conclusion?
**[03:10] Bot**
A martial artist's path
is long and treacherous.
**[03:13] Bot**
Is Lloyd prepared to walk that path?
**[03:17] Nat**
Most likely not!
**[03:18] Nat**
And why are you nominating
him as your successor?!
**[03:21] Nat**
Also, what was that
question about earlier?!
***SIGN*** Rewind
***SIGN*** Rewind
***SIGN*** Rewind
***SIGN*** Pause
***SIGN*** Play
**[03:26] (Flashback) Bot**
What does he wash first in the bath?
***SIGN*** Pause
**[03:28] Nat**
How would I know the answer to that?!
**[03:30] Sak**
O-Oh, I guess...
**[03:32] Sak**
Just because you're siblings, you don't
necessarily take baths together.
**[03:37] Nat**
W-Well, we did take them
together when we were little...
**[03:43] (Flashback) Nat**
Take this, Lloyd!
**[03:45] (Flashback) Llo**
Cut it out!
**[03:48] Nat**
You're so annoying!
**[03:49] Nat**
It's normal to do that kind
of thing when you're little!
**[03:53] Nat**
*This* is the problem with only children!
**[03:54] Sak**
Really?
**[03:56] Sak**
Sorry.
**[03:58] Nat**
Anyway, you guys don't know anything
about the reality of having a little brother.
***SIGN*** Going Home Above All
**[04:03] Cla**
In that case,
**[04:04] Cla**
why don't we all go to
Natsuki-san's house to hang out,
**[04:06] Cla**
so we can experience the reality together?
**[04:10] Bot**
Good idea.
**[04:11] Bot**
I should see him with my own
eyes and ascertain whether
**[04:14] Bot**
he has what it takes to be my successor.
**[04:18] Kar**
I can't wait!
**[04:19] Nat**
What?!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
**[04:22] Aza**
Take me with you.
**[04:23] Nat**
What a pain this has turned into.
***SIGN*** Kichijouji Station
***SIGN*** I don't mind if I become a tiger. I'm a poet, after all. -Atsushi
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the
Going Home Club
**[04:40] Aza**
Wandering minstrel seal.
**[04:45] Sak**
Today, I think we should
sell poems on the street!
**[04:50] Nat**
What's this, all of a sudden?
**[04:51] Sak**
Questions will not be answered!
**[04:53] Bot**
But don't you need a license or
something to be a street vendor?
**[04:57] Sak**
Really?
***SIGN*** Do not open. Danger!
**[04:58] Sak**
But those people who sell accessories
and things on the street are obviously...
**[05:01] Nat**
Why are you basing your judgment on them?
**[05:04] Cla**
It should be fine if we set up near the station.
**[05:07] Nat**
What?
**[05:08] Cla**
Because that land belongs to my family!
**[05:12] Sak**
The area around the station...
**[05:14] Kar**
...is your personal...
**[05:15] Bot**
...property?!
**[05:16] Nat**
Why did you divide up the line?
***SIGN*** Record 25
***SIGN*** Street Poems
**[05:23] Bot**
Well, have you already written the
poems we'll be selling by the station?
**[05:27] Sak**
Perish the thought!
**[05:28] Sak**
We're all going to write them now, of course.
**[05:30] Nat**
How disorganized is this plan?
**[05:33] Sak**
We'll take the poems of
girls still in high school...
**[05:35] Sak**
hot and steamy off the press...
**[05:37] Sak**
and sell them outside!
**[05:39] Nat**
Why did you make it sound so obscene?
**[05:42] Kar**
But even if you ask us to
write poems out of the blue...
**[05:45] Sak**
No need to think so hard about it.
**[05:48] Sak**
You don't have to worry about
**[05:50] Sak**
saying something insightful or
getting to the heart of anything.
**[05:54] Sak**
Yesterday, I saw a person selling poems
on the street, so I bought some...
***SIGN*** Thank you
**[05:58] Sak**
And it was just random junk
written in sloppy handwriting
**[06:01] Sak**
to create the atmosphere of poetry.
**[06:03] Bot**
Don't say any more.
**[06:04] Bot**
We'll get complaints.
**[06:06] Kar**
That sounds easy!
**[06:08] Cla**
That sounds like something even we can do.
**[06:10] Nat**
For something like this,
**[06:11] Nat**
the bad handwriting seems
to be the crucial point.
**[06:14] Sak**
That's exactly right, Natsuki-chan!
**[06:16] Sak**
No matter what you write,
***SIGN*** Sleepy Goods Delivered Spoon
**[06:17] Sak**
it looks like words of wisdom
if it's in bad handwriting!
**[06:19] Sak**
This is the absolutely crucial point!
**[06:22] Nat**
R-Right...
**[06:23] Sak**
Just keep that point in mind,
**[06:25] Sak**
then randomly select phrases like
"Thank you" and write them down,
**[06:29] Sak**
and you're done!
**[06:31] Sak**
Let's get writing!
**[06:33] Nat**
Phrases like "Thank you"?
***SIGN*** The Meaning of "Poem"!!
***SIGN*** Poise and grace in expression
***SIGN*** Even has pictures sometimes
***SIGN*** Make sure you don't force it!
**[06:38] Bot**
I'm done.
**[06:40] Sak**
That was fast, Botan-chan.
**[06:42] Bot**
This is what you meant by
phrases like "Thank you," right?
***SIGN*** Thank you for giving me all your money -Botan
**[06:47] Bot**
That's just extortion!
**[06:48] Bot**
That's violating Article 249
of the Japanese Criminal Code!
**[06:51] Bot**
I thought I was on the right track...
**[06:54] Cla**
I'm finished, too.
**[06:55] Sak**
Oh? Let me see!
**[06:56] Cla**
I'm quite confident in this one.
***SIGN*** A Pit of Thanklessness -Claire
**[07:00] Sak**
There's no escape!
**[07:02] Sak**
Why are you all making poems on
society's negative qualities?
**[07:05] Sak**
Let's try to get away from
the word "thank," shall we?
**[07:07] Kar**
Well then, does this work?
***SIGN*** Think Tank University -Karin
**[07:13] Sak**
"Think Tank U..." "Thank
U..." "Thank You..."
**[07:16] Bot**
Oh, I get it!
**[07:18] Cla**
Karin-san, you're amazing!
**[07:20] Sak**
That's all wrong!
**[07:22] Sak**
You've all got completely the wrong idea!
**[07:25] Sak**
This is what I mean by phrases like "Thank you"!
***SIGN*** Melancholy -Sakura
**[07:31] Cla**
That seems wrong, too.
**[07:32] Nat**
I don't know how to react to that.
**[07:35] Aza**
It's okay to fail sometimes!
**[07:37] Sak**
It's partially my fault for being so
disappointed by your stupidity.
**[07:42] Sak**
So now...
**[07:43] Sak**
We'll change the keyword to
"phrases that warm the heart!"
**[07:46] Bot**
Of course.
**[07:48] Bot**
Heartwarming, huh?
**[07:49] Nat**
Why did you rephrase that in English?
**[07:53] Bot**
I will write an example.
***SIGN*** Heated Table -Sakura
**[07:58] Nat**
Wrong from the get-go?
**[08:00] Bot**
That only warms the body.
**[08:02] Sak**
But the heated table is like the
heart of the Japanese people, right?
**[08:05] Bot**
That's true. It's the Japanese Heart.
**[08:07] Nat**
Again, why the English rewording?
**[08:11] Cla**
I'm certain that mine will be heartwarming.
***SIGN*** Petting Zoo -Claire
**[08:21] Sak**
Uh, that doesn't quite reach the heart...
**[08:24] Bot**
That's true.
**[08:25] Bot**
When you touch a sheep,
it's actually kinda greasy.
***SIGN*** Petting Area
**[08:28] Sak**
That's not why it's wrong!
**[08:30] Bot**
Since it's come to this...
**[08:31] Bot**
I *know* this will shine a ray
of sunlight into your heart!
**[08:34] Bot**
Here!
***SIGN*** Someone you hate had to repeat a year -Botan
**[08:36] Sak**
That only warms the nasty part of the heart.
**[08:40] Bot**
Really? I don't think that's true...
**[08:43] Sak**
What about you, Natsuki-chan?
***SIGN*** Heated Floors -Natsuki
**[08:49] Nat**
I couldn't think of anything.
**[08:51] Sak**
You made fun of my heated table and
then you did exactly the same thing?!
**[08:55] Kar**
Sorry I kept you all waiting!
**[08:58] Cla**
What's up, Karin-san?
**[09:00] Kar**
The thing that warms my heart is...
**[09:02] Kar**
This!
***SIGN*** Double Yolk -Karin
**[09:05] Sak**
That does make me happy!
**[09:06] Cla**
That's definitely a heartwarming
moment in anyone's life!
**[09:09] Bot**
We finally found the right answer!
***SIGN*** The Meaning of "Poem"!!
***SIGN*** Pop culture consciousness
***SIGN*** Exciting expressions
of the heart
***SIGN*** Maybe it's impossible,
sorry...
**[09:12] Bot**
Well,
**[09:13] Bot**
what do we do with these?
***SIGN***
**[09:15] Nat**
I'm pretty sure we can't sell them...
***SIGN*** I'm a seal, after all!
**[09:22] Aza**
I'm a seal, after all!
**[09:24] Sak**
There!
**[09:26] Cla**
There!
**[09:28] Bot**
Wow, they fly really well.
**[09:31] Kar**
I'm throwing the next one!
**[09:33] Cla**
Karin-san, do your best.
**[09:34] Sak**
Okay, okay, I'm after her!
**[09:36] Bot**
No fair! You just threw one.
**[09:38] Sak**
I'm the one who got us the sign boards!
**[09:40] Cla**
Now, now, you two.
**[09:42] Kar**
Here I go!
**[09:46] Nat**
How did things turn out like this?
***SIGN*** Continued after the break!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
**[10:00] Girls**
Hello!
**[10:03] Nat**
They really came...
**[10:04] Cla**
We told you we'd all come over.
**[10:07] Nat**
Yeah, but there was another
"Record" in between,
**[10:10] Nat**
so I figured maybe you'd forgotten—
**[10:12] Sak**
Yay! Love and peace!
**[10:14] Nat**
Your enthusiasm is annoying!
**[10:16] Cla**
We're coming in!
**[10:19] Kar**
Wow!
**[10:20] Kar**
Nat-chan's house!
**[10:21] Sak**
Yay! Yahoo!
**[10:23] Sak**
Peace! Peace! Double peace!
**[10:25] Nat**
The approximately one of you
who's being annoying can *beat it*.
***SIGN*** Record 26
***SIGN*** Big Sis and Friends
**[10:33] Nat**
Anyway, let's go up to my room.
**[10:36] Sak**
No way.
**[10:37] Sak**
First, we want to see the
little dude. Your brother!
**[10:40] Nat**
Oh. That's right.
**[10:42] Nat**
Lloyd! Come here! You've got two seconds!
**[10:46] Sak**
Two seconds?
**[10:47] Llo**
What is it, Sis?
**[10:49] Sak**
He really came!
**[10:50] Nat**
Then, let me formally introduce him.
**[10:53] Nat**
This is my little brother, Lloyd.
**[10:55] Llo**
Why are you treating me like an object?
**[10:57] Nat**
Never mind! Just be quiet!
**[10:58] Nat**
It'll be over soon.
**[11:00] Llo**
Tch.
**[11:03] Kar**
So this is Nat-chan's little brother?
**[11:11] Llo**
She's laughing at me!
**[11:13] Llo**
I don't know how to react to that!
**[11:16] Llo**
Why is my own sister laughing, too?!
**[11:17] Llo**
It's so annoying how you humor everyone else!
**[11:19] Cla**
Lloyd-san, you mustn't use that tone.
**[11:23] Cla**
You should call her "my dear
sister, Natsuki," as is proper.
**[11:25] Llo**
Like hell! What kinda snob are you?!
**[11:33] Nat**
Lloyd!
**[11:33] Nat**
You think you can talk like that just
because you're in middle school?!
**[11:37] Nat**
How dare you speak like that to your senpai?!
**[11:40] Sak**
*Are you in any place to say that?!*
***SIGN*** Overwashed Seal
**[11:43] Aza**
Overwashed seal.
**[11:50] Sak**
So this is Natsuki-chan's room!
**[11:52] Nat**
Don't stare at it like that.
**[11:55] Nat**
I didn't have time to clean u—
**[11:56] Nat**
What? That was fast!
**[11:59] Nat**
You really are a pain.
**[12:02] Sak**
It smells like Natsuki-chan!
**[12:04] Sak**
I give up! I give up! I give up!
**[12:05] Bot**
Natsuki, that's... an impressive
execution of the Boston crab.
**[12:07] Bot**
I give up! I give up! I give up! I give up!
**[12:08] Bot**
Where did you learn it?
**[12:10] Nat**
Oh, well, as you know,
I have a little brother.
**[12:10] Nat**
I give up! I give up! I give up! I give up!
**[12:13] Kar**
Oh!
**[12:14] Kar**
So having a little brother makes
you good at the Boston crab.
**[12:17] Cla**
Karin-san, I don't think you
should watch any more of this.
**[12:21] Sak**
I already said I give up!
**[12:23] Nat**
Oh, sorry.
**[12:25] Nat**
I was just doing like I always do...
**[12:28] Nat**
and I put you in a lock.
**[12:30] Sak**
I feel sorry for your little brother!
**[12:31] Sak**
When Lloyd turns twenty,
I'm taking him out drinking!
**[12:35] (Flashback) Waitress**
Welcome!
**[12:38] (Flashback) Sakura**
How have things been lately?
**[12:39] (Flashback) Llo**
Well... okay, I guess.
***SIGN*** Today's Recommendation: Wasabi Octopus
**[12:42] (Flashback) Sak**
I see.
**[12:43] Sak**
We'll eat wasabi octopus and have
a heart-to-heart talk till dawn!
**[12:47] Nat**
I see your image of bars is still
centered around wasabi octopus.
**[12:53] Sak**
Hey!
**[12:54] Sak**
Natsuki-chan, you've got a teddy
bear sleeping in your bed!
**[12:57] Nat**
*Oh, darn.*
**[12:59] Nat**
Th-That's, um...
**[13:00] Nat**
I just left it lying around!
**[13:02] Sak**
Oh? But it was even tucked in!
***SIGN*** Cute
**[13:06] Nat**
Stop it!
**[13:08] Nat**
I beg you! Please, stop!
**[13:11] Kar**
What?
**[13:12] Kar**
But it isn't strange at all.
**[13:14] Kar**
I love stuffed animals, too.
**[13:16] Nat**
R-Really?
**[13:17] Kar**
Hey, Nat-chan, what's his name?
**[13:22] Nat**
It's Chucky.
**[13:23] Kar**
So it does... have a name.
**[13:26] Nat**
*Dammit!*
**[13:27] Nat**
You jerks!
**[13:29] Nat**
Just go home!
**[13:31] Sak**
Come on. We're sorry, Natsuki-chan.
**[13:36] Sak**
By the way, we brought...
**[13:38] Girls**
sleepover kits with us!
**[13:40] Nat**
Go home!
**[13:53] Nat**
I really screwed up.
**[13:55] Nat**
I can't believe all this happened because
**[13:58] Nat**
I let it slip that I have a little brother.
**[14:00] Llo**
Sis?
**[14:02] Nat**
What is it, Lloyd?
**[14:03] Llo**
How long do you plan on staying in there?
**[14:05] Llo**
Some of us are still waiting for a turn.
**[14:07] Nat**
Just 7 minutes and 21 seconds longer.
**[14:10] Llo**
Okay.
**[14:19] Nat**
I should at least have hidden Chucky.
**[14:23] Nat**
Lloyd! The bath's free!
**[14:25] Llo**
Oh, thanks!
**[14:36] Bot**
Oh, looking good.
**[14:38] Bot**
Now, I'll move that over here...
**[14:39] Kar**
What a good little boy
you are, Chucky-chan.
**[14:42] Kar**
It's almost time for beddy-byes!
**[14:45] Kar**
Welcome back, Nat-chan!
**[14:47] Kar**
Chucky-chan just got out of the bath, too.
**[14:49] Sak**
Natsuki-chan, where's the
next issue of this manga?
**[14:52] Bot**
Sorry, the batteries in your
game are about to run out.
**[14:56] Nat**
You're all making yourselves
way too comfortable here.
***SIGN*** Record 27
***SIGN*** The Nameless Landmark
**[15:06] Sak**
There's something I've been
wondering about for a while...
**[15:10] Nat**
About what?
**[15:11] Sak**
Natsuki-chan, which one is the "main body"?
**[15:14] Nat**
Huh?
**[15:15] Sak**
You know, is it this...
**[15:18] Sak**
Or this?
**[15:19] Nat**
What do you mean by the "main body"?!
**[15:21] Nat**
Why would *this* be my main body?!
**[15:23] Sak**
But it does move from time to time.
**[15:25] Sak**
Almost like it has a life of its own.
**[15:27] Nat**
It does not!
**[15:29] Nat**
Sometimes it sways in the wind, but that's all.
**[15:32] Kar**
It also wags like a dog's
tail when you're happy!
**[15:37] Nat**
It does not!
**[15:38] Bot**
Huh?
**[15:39] Bot**
It looked like it moved just now...
**[15:41] Cla**
Maybe my eyes are tired from looking
at a computer screen for too long...
***SIGN*** Charging
**[15:45] Aza**
Charging...
**[15:46] Sak**
Well, setting that aside,
**[15:48] Sak**
what I'm wondering about is...
**[15:50] Sak**
If that thing is actually the main body...
**[15:53] Sak**
then, what is the humanoid part
attached to the bottom of it?
**[15:59] Nat**
I can't really answer that.
**[16:01] Bot**
I've been wondering about
that too, to be honest.
**[16:04] Bot**
Sometimes I've found myself
talking to it instead of you.
**[16:07] Nat**
What?!
**[16:09] Nat**
That's so embarrassing!
**[16:10] Nat**
And here I thought you
were talking to me!
**[16:12] Nat**
Wait, why the hell?!
**[16:14] Nat**
She went along with it before objecting.
**[16:15] Kar**
She's never done that before.
**[16:16] Cla**
We should mark it on the
calendar as our own holiday.
**[16:20] Sak**
So, what is the part attached
to the bottom, anyway?
**[16:24] Nat**
It should be obvious if you think about it!
**[16:27] Cla**
Thinking about it...
**[16:29] Cla**
maybe it's an interpreter?
**[16:30] Nat**
Hair treatment is very important.
**[16:32] Nat**
You think I'm just its servant?!
**[16:36] Kar**
Thinking about it...
**[16:37] Kar**
Maybe it's like one of those clear character
files that you get in manga magazines.
**[16:41] Nat**
You're saying I'm just a nice bonus?!
**[16:44] Bot**
Thinking about it, it's like that
stuff they put on salisbury steaks...
**[16:48] Nat**
You're saying I'm parsley, the
most useless thing on the plate?!
**[16:52] Sak**
Thinking about it, it's like those sacs
attached to a salmon fry's stomach...
**[16:56] Nat**
You're saying I'll eventually
be absorbed and disappear?!
**[17:02] Sak**
Thinking about it, it's like the
nose bladder on a hooded seal...
**[17:05] Nat**
You're saying I'm an organ used
for frightening predators?
**[17:09] Nat**
More importantly, you don't have
to reference things from Episode 1.
**[17:13] Nat**
Come on! Stop picking on me already.
**[17:17] Nat**
I'm sensitive about my cowlick.
**[17:19] Bot**
*It's a cowlick?*
**[17:21] Sak**
*It's gone way past that!*
**[17:27] Cla**
So this hair is actually a cowlick?
**[17:30] Cla**
It has such a beautiful wave to it,
I assumed you permed it like that.
**[17:34] Nat**
It's not beautiful at all.
**[17:36] Cla**
If you're that self-conscious about it,
**[17:38] Cla**
I could straighten it for you.
**[17:40] Nat**
No way!
**[17:42] Kar**
Why not?
**[17:44] Nat**
Because I know...
**[17:50] Nat**
it'll just turn out like this.
**[17:53] Cla**
H-How is that possible?!
**[17:55] Bot**
Then, why don't we just cut it off?
**[17:58] Sak**
Sewing scissors!
**[18:02] Sak**
I thought something like this might happen,
**[18:03] Sak**
so I brought the sewing scissors
I inherited from my grandmother!
**[18:08] Bot**
So those actually exist...
**[18:11] Bot**
Okay, fine.
**[18:12] Bot**
Try cutting it off.
**[18:13] Sak**
Sure.
**[18:14] Kar**
Y-You can't, Senpai!
**[18:16] Kar**
If you do, Nat-chan's contents will fall out!
**[18:20] Nat**
"Contents"?
**[18:21] Kar**
Yes.
**[18:22] Kar**
Because, you know...
**[18:24] Kar**
So, Nat-chan will also...
**[18:28] Nat**
Don't compare me to a flan cup!
**[18:33] Nat**
Though, come to think of it,
I tried cutting it off once before.
**[18:36] Cla**
What happened?
***SIGN*** Natsuki Age 6
**[18:49] Nat**
A second and a third one
just sprang up in its place.
**[18:53] Nat**
I think doing it again
would just encourage it.
**[18:55] Sak**
It's starting to sound like a curse.
**[18:57] Bot**
Did one of your ancestors mistreat
a clothes hanger or something?
**[19:02] Sak**
There.
**[19:06] Sak**
But I like it.
**[19:09] Sak**
Natsuki-chan's "thing."
**[19:15] Sak**
After all, it's a part
of Natsuki-chan's whole.
**[19:18] Sak**
And that's the Natsuki-chan I love.
**[19:24] Nat**
Sakura-senpai...
**[19:27] Sak**
This is part of what
makes you Natsuki-chan.
**[19:31] Sak**
Actually, if you lost it, I wouldn't
think of you as Natsuki-chan anymore!
**[19:35] Sak**
Is this Natsuki-chan?
**[19:36] Sak**
Or is Natsuki-chan this?
**[19:38] Sak**
Maybe without it—
**[19:41] Nat**
I was an idiot to let myself get sentimental.
**[19:44] Bot**
There, there.
**[19:45] Kar**
But you're right. I can't
imagine Nat-chan without it.
**[19:49] Cla**
Maybe we should use image editing
software to erase it from a picture of her!
**[19:54] Bot**
That sounds fun!
**[19:58] Nat**
Um... when did you take all of these?
***SIGN*** Natsuki Karin Sakura Botan
**[20:01] Sak**
Hurry up, hurry up!
**[20:02] Cla**
Just a second.
**[20:04] Cla**
First, we open a random picture...
**[20:08] Cla**
Once it's open in the image editing program,
**[20:10] Cla**
select the area around it...
**[20:13] Cla**
Then, I just have to click "delete."
***SIGN*** Delete
***SIGN*** An unforeseen error has occurred. Ending the program.
**[21:51] Sak**
What? What's going on here?
**[21:53] Sak**
The whole room went dark!
**[21:56] Cla**
That was a real shock.
**[21:58] Cla**
There was an unforeseen error,
**[21:59] Cla**
and it even changed the ending...
**[22:01] Nat**
What are you talking about?
**[22:03] Cla**
Oh, no.
**[22:04] Cla**
It's nothing.
**[22:11] Nat**
What's wrong?
**[22:14] Cla**
Natsuki-san, you...
**[22:15] Nat**
Yes?
**[22:21] Cla**
Everyone, Natsuki-san's—
**[22:24] Kar**
What is it, Claire-senpai?
**[22:26] Kar**
You don't look well.
**[22:28] Sak**
More importantly, have
you fixed the computer?
**[22:30] Sak**
I want to continue with what
we were doing before.
**[22:33] Kar**
I want to see it, too!
**[22:35] Sak**
Yeah, I can't wait to see it!
**[22:36] ---**
You said it!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[22:47] Kar**
A babirusa's tusks bend
backwards as they grow,
**[22:49] Kar**
until they look like they might
even impale its own head!
**[22:52] Kar**
I wonder if Nat-chan's
"thing" will do that, too.
**[22:55] Kar**
Next time, Record 28: The Ultimate
Decision, and three others!
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Mini-Theater
**[23:06] Nat**
Karin-san, what are you doing?
**[23:10] Nat**
K-Karin, stop it...
**[23:16] Nat**
Karinto...
**[23:18] Kar**
You can't!
**[23:20] Nat**
Why not?!
***SIGN*** Pop
**[23:29] Bot**
Na-Natsuki...
**[23:31] Bot**
What happened to you?
***SIGN*** Gloom...
**[23:34] Bot**
Who did this to you?
**[23:37] Kar**
Nat-chan!
**[23:39] Bot**
There's no breath or pulse.
**[23:40] Bot**
Wait!
**[23:41] Bot**
I'll perform CPR!
**[23:47] Kar**
I'm sorry, Nat-chan!
**[23:51] Kar**
I'll let you eat the
karinto, so please live!
**[23:54] Nat**
I *am* alive!
**[23:58] Girls**
See you next time.
# E9 - Ultimate Decision \ A Magnificent Training Camp \ Starry Sky Imagination \ Mankind's Greatest Invention is Air Conditioning ...and the dead freedom that results
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR3VW8P46/ultimate-decision--a-magnificent-training-camp--starry-sky-imagination--mankinds-greatest-invention-is-air-conditioning-and-the-dead-freedom-that-results)
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**[00:07] Sak**
For summer vacation...
**[00:10] Sak**
we should have a training camp, right?
**[00:12] Kar**
We should!
**[00:13] Nat**
No way. That sounds like hassle.
**[00:15] Sak**
I-Is this opposition I hear?!
**[00:18] Nat**
What kind of training does
this club even need to do?
**[00:21] Sak**
Fine-tuning our card game decks?
**[00:23] Nat**
We don't need a training camp for that.
**[00:25] Sak**
But we can't beat those elementary
school dweebs if we don't!
**[00:28] Nat**
We don't have to do that.
**[00:30] Sak**
We could also carefully breed the best IVs,
**[00:32] Sak**
then train our EVs and form dueling parties.
**[00:35] Nat**
We can play those games at home, too.
**[00:37] Sak**
Nuh-uh! I wanna have a training camp!
**[00:40] Sak**
What did I do to deserve this, Natsuki-chan?!
**[00:42] Nat**
Say it from the heart...
**[00:44] Nat**
Say it from the heart, and I'll consider it.
**[00:50] ---**
Stare...
**[00:56] Sak**
I want...
**[00:58] Sak**
all of us to go on a trip together.
***SIGN*** Record 28
***SIGN*** The Ultimate Decision
**[02:35] Sak**
So...
**[02:37] Sak**
Having decided to hold a training camp,
**[02:39] Sak**
we are now faced with what could
be called the ultimate decision.
**[02:43] Sak**
In other words!
**[02:45] Sak**
Should we go with the mountains...
**[02:47] Sak**
Or...
**[02:48] Sak**
the village?
**[02:50] Sak**
Oh, I can't decide!
***SIGN*** Mountain
***SIGN*** Village
**[02:51] Nat**
If you're talking about the candy,
just take both kinds!
**[02:54] Bot**
Why don't we seal both types in a jar
and take whichever one survives?
***SIGN*** Insect
**[02:58] Nat**
What kind of witch doctor are you?!
**[03:00] Cla**
Now, now...
**[03:01] Cla**
Why don't we compromise and just
take a couple of pastry chefs along?
**[03:04] Nat**
This girl has no intention of compromising!
**[03:06] Kar**
I'd love to go to the beach!
**[03:09] Kar**
I'll have to buy a swimsuit.
**[03:10] Nat**
And this one's ignoring the conversation
and thinking about destinations!
**[03:13] Kar**
What?
**[03:14] Kar**
I thought we were talking about
where to go for our training camp.
**[03:17] Nat**
Well...
**[03:18] Nat**
that was the original point, but...
**[03:23] Sak**
But ultimate decisions do crop up
surprisingly often, don't they?
**[03:28] Sak**
Dogs or cats?!
**[03:30] Cla**
That's a duel of cuteness.
**[03:31] Sak**
Udon or soba?!
**[03:32] Nat**
Doesn't that depend on
what you're in the mood for?
**[03:34] Sak**
Should your starter be a fire
type or a water type?
**[03:37] Bot**
Yeah, no one goes for grass.
**[03:38] Sak**
Ayanami or Shikinami?!
**[03:40] Nat**
You mean, choose between the
aloof crush and the psycho crush?
**[03:43] Bot**
No, I think she means the warships.
**[03:45] Sak**
Going Home Club or Watamote?
***SIGN*** The Ultimate Decision is Upon Us*!!*
***SIGN*** Watamote or Going Home Club
**[03:46] Cla**
We can't say much about that...
**[03:49] Kar**
We really do run up against a lot of choices.
**[03:52] Bot**
As the one carrying on the name of Hagitsuki-ryuu,
**[03:56] Bot**
I frequently have to choose whether I live or die.
**[03:58] Nat**
Not much of a choice to make there.
**[04:01] Bot**
But even if I get past that...
***SIGN*** Desires
of the
Flesh
**[04:04] Bot**
I'm still faced with the
decision of whether to have
**[04:06] Bot**
my red bean paste smooth or chunky!
**[04:08] Nat**
It doesn't even matter!
**[04:10] Nat**
That's hardly life or death!
**[04:11] Bot**
Normally, I prefer smooth,
**[04:13] Bot**
but sometimes, chunky is
better in red bean pancakes.
**[04:15] Nat**
Why do you worry more about that
than about living or dying?
***SIGN*** Smooth Red Bean Paste Chunky Red Bean Paste
**[04:20] Nat**
But when I think about the ultimate
decision, you know what I think of?
**[04:25] Nat**
In the fifth game of the Epic RPG series,
**[04:27] Nat**
do you marry your childhood
friend or the rich girl?
**[04:31] Sak**
That one comes up a lot,
**[04:33] Sak**
but in practice, isn't the childhood
friend the only real choice?
**[04:36] Sak**
I mean, it's between the
childhood friend who idolizes
**[04:38] Sak**
the protagonist and wishes for his
happiness more than her own...
**[04:41] Sak**
or some rich girl who came out of nowhere!
**[04:43] Sak**
Who'd pick the rich one?
**[04:45] Sak**
Someone obsessed with money?
**[04:47] Kar**
Why is that image on the screen?
**[04:50] Cla**
There's a little thing in this
world called "grown-up stuff."
**[04:53] Bot**
Yeah, we'd get in trouble if we drew
characters that look too much like them.
**[04:56] Nat**
Now that you mention it,
I chose the childhood friend, too.
**[04:59] Bot**
I also chose the childhood
friend my first time around.
**[05:02] Cla**
That's right.
**[05:03] Cla**
It really doesn't matter if she has money.
**[05:06] Nat**
That's really irritating coming from her.
**[05:08] Bot**
The childhood friend and the rich girl
both use different magic too, don't they?
**[05:13] Bot**
There are probably a lot of people
**[05:15] Bot**
who chose the rich girl because
they wanted her spells.
***SIGN*** Wild Seals Appeared
***SIGN*** Seal A Seal B Seal C
***SIGN*** Rich Girl casts a spell
**[05:22] Seals**
Sealsplosion!
**[05:25] Sak**
What are you trying to say?!
**[05:26] Sak**
There's more to a woman's worth
than what magic she uses!
**[05:29] Cla**
That's right!
**[05:30] Kar**
Sakura-senpai, you're so cool!
**[05:32] Bot**
That's our president!
**[05:34] Nat**
That's a fair argument,
**[05:36] Nat**
but regular girls can't
use attack magic anyway.
**[05:39] Cla**
But if choosing a bride
isn't the ultimate decision,
**[05:43] Cla**
what else could there be?
**[05:45] Sak**
There's some famous ones,
like um, what was it...
**[05:49] Sak**
Something about a beautiful woman...
and something about curry flavors.
**[05:53] Kar**
Yes! I know that one!
**[05:55] Kar**
Would you rather have curry with a
great personality or a sh*t-flavored hag?
***SIGN*** Boom
**[06:02] Nat**
What kind of choice is that?
**[06:04] Nat**
Curry with a personality doesn't even make sense!
**[06:06] Nat**
And a "sh*t-flavored hag" is just sad!
**[06:08] Sak**
Natsuki-chan, calm down!
**[06:10] Sak**
It's bad for our image if the heroine
says "sh*t, sh*t" all the time!
**[06:13] Cla**
Sakura-san, calm down!
**[06:14] Cla**
You're only ending up rep**ting "sh*t" yourself!
**[06:17] Nat**
You don't have to censor "repeating"!
***SIGN*** The winds of Ihatovo are crystal clear...
***SIGN*** The blue sky is refreshingly cool, even in summer.
***SIGN*** Picturesque forests frame the city of Morio,
***SIGN*** and just outside the city are glittering waves of grass...
**[06:33] Sak**
Botan-chan's beautiful words cleansed
this place of the stink of curry.
**[06:38] Nat**
Is there some meaning behind those lines?
**[06:42] Bot**
That was Air Refresh Logos.
**[06:44] Nat**
It has a skill name?!
***SIGN*** Air Refresh Logos
**[06:46] Aza**
Back to life!
**[06:49] Sak**
But some "ultimate decisions" have
more than just two choices, right?
**[06:55] Sak**
For instance:
**[06:56] Sak**
"If you could only eat one thing
for a year, what would it be?"
**[07:00] Sak**
Like that.
**[07:01] Sak**
Of course, there are those who would say
**[07:03] Sak**
"The daily special!" with a know-it-all smirk.
**[07:06] Sak**
But that gag expired before even
**[07:08] Sak**
the daily special did, so that's off-limits.
**[07:10] Nat**
Did you have a bad experience
with that or something?
**[07:12] Sak**
Keeping that in mind, I'd go with hot pot.
**[07:15] Kar**
H*t p*t?
**[07:16] Cla**
Karin-san, you don't have
to censor "hot pot."
**[07:19] Bot**
You like stew, Sakura?
**[07:23] Sak**
In the world of sumo,
all foods are called "hot pot."
**[07:26] Nat**
Then that's no different from
choosing the daily special!
**[07:28] Kar**
Botan-senpai,
**[07:30] Kar**
if you could only eat one food,
what would it be?
**[07:33] Bot**
Let me think...
**[07:35] Bot**
I just can't decide.
**[07:37] Bot**
Smooth or chunky red bean paste...
**[07:39] Nat**
You're stuck on that decision again?!
**[07:41] Kar**
I think I might go with flan!
**[07:43] Nat**
I think I'd get sick of that on the first day.
**[07:46] Cla**
What about you, Natsuki-san?
**[07:50] Nat**
I'd go with...
**[07:53] Nat**
Omelet rice.
***SIGN*** Cute
**[07:57] Nat**
Cut that out!
**[07:59] Aza**
Sealet rice!
**[08:01] Nat**
More importantly!
**[08:02] Nat**
We need to pick where to go
for our training camp already.
**[08:05] Sak**
Oh, that's right.
**[08:07] Kar**
I still want to go to the beach!
**[08:10] Bot**
I'd prefer the mountains, myself.
**[08:13] Cla**
It might be nice to reserve the
Palace of Versailles for a private tour.
**[08:17] Sak**
Everyone! We're going to a training camp!
**[08:20] Sak**
We aren't going for fun!
**[08:22] Nat**
Then, where do you think we
should go, Sakura-senpai?
**[08:29] Sak**
Kagawa!
**[08:35] Sak**
We're going to go to Kagawa
to annihilate udon!
**[08:37] Cla**
Kagawa?
**[08:39] Bot**
Annihilate?
**[08:40] Kar**
Udon?
***SIGN*** Marugame Castle
***SIGN*** Record 29: A Magnificent Training Camp
**[08:52] Aza**
Going Home Club crosses the ocean!
**[08:53] Bot**
When we go home, we'll have
to cross the ocean again!
**[08:56] Nat**
Ahem.
***SIGN*** Udon Machiasobi
***SIGN*** Mikan Ryoma
***SIGN*** Sea Monster
**[08:58] Nat**
And so, we of the Going Home Club have arrived
**[09:01] Nat**
at our summer vacation training camp.
**[09:04] Kar**
So this is the land of udon!
**[09:06] Nat**
This looks a lot like Ogikubo to me.
**[09:10] Sak**
That's because Ogikubo's famous
throughout the industry for its cuisine.
**[09:13] Sak**
For various reasons, the scenery
of Ogikubo has been applied here.
**[09:19] Nat**
Did the staff only go
location hunting locally?
**[09:21] Sak**
More importantly, let's begin
our Udon Annihilation Plan!
**[09:22] Aza**
Roll!
**[09:25] Sak**
Let's start...
***SIGN*** Fuji Udon
**[09:27] Sak**
with this store!
**[09:36] Nat**
So good!
**[09:37] Nat**
This is the flavor of the real deal!
**[09:43] Cla**
There. It's cool enough now, Karin-san.
**[09:48] Cla**
Is it good?
**[09:49] Kar**
Yes, it's yummy.
**[09:51] Nat**
You're spoiling her yet again.
**[09:54] Sak**
I'm afraid...
**[09:56] Sak**
I can't eat this udon.
**[09:59] Sak**
Because it's...
**[10:02] Sak**
steaming hot!
**[10:03] Nat**
She's sensitive to hot food?
**[10:04] Sak**
No, no, no!
**[10:06] Sak**
I can't eat it unless
someone blows on it for me!
**[10:08] Bot**
You're hopeless.
***SIGN*** The staff ate it later.
***SIGN*** Producer
***SIGN*** Director
***SIGN*** Animator
**[10:17] Dir**
Cold.
**[10:18] Sak**
Next, this store!
**[10:20] Nat**
I know it's late to bring this up,
**[10:22] Nat**
but I get the feeling this "Udon
Annihilation Plan" is just a culinary tour.
**[10:30] Nat**
Please try to not splatter your
curry udon broth everywhere.
**[10:34] Sak**
Okay, okay, don't sweat it.
**[10:36] Kar**
Speaking of curry udon, I realized I
misremembered that thing I said before.
**[10:43] Kar**
What I meant to say was curry-flavored sh—
***SIGN*** And so I will quietly recount my time in Ihatovo,
***SIGN*** split over a number of short chapters...
**[11:00] Cla**
There it is!
**[11:01] Cla**
Botan-san's Air Refresh Logos!
**[11:04] Nat**
No, that skill won't get out curry stains.
***SIGN*** Watch Out for Curry Udon!
***SIGN*** Women
**[11:14] Cla**
The hot water is so nice!
**[11:16] Kar**
It sure is!
**[11:18] Nat**
But...
**[11:19] Nat**
Why are we in a cauldron-shaped bath?
**[11:21] Sak**
Well, we *are* in the land of Udon.
**[11:24] Sak**
We'll boil ourselves in a pot
for sleek, smooth skin!
**[11:28] Sak**
Hey, our futons are all laid out.
**[11:31] Sak**
Which means...
**[11:34] Sak**
Let the pillow fight begin!
**[11:42] Bot**
You're open!
**[11:47] Nat**
Ow... ow...
**[11:48] Nat**
At least try to hold back a little...
**[11:57] Kar**
Wow, so pretty!
***SIGN*** Record 30: Starry Sky Imagination
**[12:16] Sak**
There, look at that.
**[12:17] Sak**
That's the Andromeda constellation.
**[12:19] Nat**
Hold on a minute.
**[12:20] Nat**
Isn't Andromeda an autumn constellation?
**[12:24] Nat**
Why can we see it in summer?
**[12:27] Sak**
Oh, that's because we're
in the land of Udon.
**[12:30] Sak**
The change in latitude means we see
different stars than in Honshu.
**[12:33] Kar**
But how is that Andromeda?
**[12:36] Sak**
Well, because of this...
**[12:39] Nat**
What? Was there always so much
adult content in the night sky?
**[12:42] Sak**
In ancient times, the night sky was
the only entertainment people had.
**[12:45] Sak**
It was a dark era where the
sky shone full of stars.
**[12:49] Sak**
The people back then would look up at
the night sky and think things like:
**[12:54] Man**
"Do those stars look like boobs to you?"
**[12:56] Man**
"Sure do! I bet they're F-cups!"
**[12:59] Nat**
You're taking your imagination too far!
**[13:01] Bot**
Which must mean that those
two stars were used like this...
**[13:06] Nat**
Despicable!
**[13:07] Nat**
Ancient people were despicable!
**[13:09] Aza**
How does this look?
**[13:11] Sak**
According to the legend, there was a
whale that tried to eat Andromeda,
**[13:15] Sak**
and he has a constellation, too.
**[13:18] Cla**
Something like this?
**[13:20] Sak**
Oh, you've got the idea.
**[13:22] Sak**
But the correct answer is this!
**[13:24] Sak**
Look!
**[13:24] Sak**
Boom!
**[13:25] Nat**
How is that a whale?
**[13:27] Cla**
It looks like a naked mole rat.
**[13:29] Sak**
Strictly speaking, it's actually
a sea monster, but...
**[13:31] Bot**
He's a serious nuisance to real whales.
**[13:34] Sak**
In addition, the tyranny
in the stars never ends!
**[13:37] Sak**
Here! What constellation
do you think this is?
**[13:39] Nat**
Three stars... It's very simplistic.
**[13:43] Kar**
A caterpillar constellation?
**[13:45] Sak**
It's Vulpecula, a little fox!
**[13:47] Bot**
Gon, is that you?
**[13:49] Nat**
So human imagination has come this far?
**[13:52] Cla**
It's as endless as the universe, it seems.
**[13:54] Sak**
Here's another three-star constellation!
**[13:56] Sak**
What is it?
**[13:57] Kar**
The last one was a fox, so...
**[14:00] Nat**
This must be something amazing too, right?
**[14:01] Nat**
Like an anomalocaris
constellation or something.
**[14:03] Aza**
It's Triangulum, the triangle!
**[14:05] Nat**
Why is this one so normal?!
**[14:07] Sak**
There's an unconvincing outrageousness to it all!
**[14:10] Sak**
This is the tyranny of imagination!
**[14:13] Sak**
If that kind of thing is allowed, then...
**[14:15] Sak**
I want us to be like this from now on!
**[14:17] Bot**
A-Are you a genius?
**[14:19] Cla**
Now we should get the episode out on time.
**[14:21] Nat**
No, that's asking too much.
**[14:22] Sak**
From now on, we can just
sketch out the major points,
**[14:24] Sak**
and leave the rest to the
viewers' imagination.
**[14:27] Cla**
Sakura-san, why are you
taking off your clothes?
**[14:30] Kar**
Sakura-senpai, you can't eat that!
**[14:33] Bot**
Stop that! Don't treat
your body so carelessly!
**[14:35] Nat**
What is even going on?!
**[14:38] Aza**
And so, the Going Home Club's training
camp continued deep into the night.
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
**[14:46] Girls**
That was the training we
did before going home!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
**[14:51] Girl**
These are our club activities
after getting home!
**[15:01] Nat**
So hot...
**[15:04] Nat**
So hot...
**[15:07] Nat**
So hot...
**[15:15] Nat**
So cool!
**[15:17] Llo**
The heat's no excuse for
the staff to slack off!
***SIGN*** Record 31: Mankind's Greatest Invention is Air Conditioning ...and the dead freedom that results
**[15:25] Nat**
There!
**[15:27] Llo**
I can't believe you're eating
ice cream right after waking up.
**[15:30] Llo**
And it's toothpaste flavor?
**[15:32] Nat**
Are you dissing my mint chocolate chip?
**[15:35] Nat**
You actually want to eat some, don't ya?
**[15:37] Llo**
N-No, thanks.
**[15:39] Nat**
Here, open up!
**[15:41] Llo**
I just said I didn't want it!
**[15:43] Nat**
Just kidding!
**[15:44] Nat**
None for you!
**[15:46] Llo**
I'm not even slightly jealous!
**[15:56] Nat**
Oh, it's Sakura-senpai.
**[15:58] Nat**
Hello?
**[15:59] Sak**
Hello! Is this Natsuki-chan of the Dead?
**[16:01] Nat**
Who're you callin' a zombie?!
**[16:05] Nat**
Huh? You're all going to the pool?
**[16:07] Nat**
Yeah, I'll go!
***SIGN*** Reserved Today
**[16:11] Girls**
Hooray!
**[16:15] Cla**
It was already reserved for my family today.
**[16:16] Kar**
Sakura-senpai, we haven't warmed up yet!
**[16:17] Cla**
So don't worry and just enjoy yourself.
**[16:31] ---**
Take that!
**[16:43] Nat**
I wonder if they'll turn all of
this into fanservice shots...
**[16:47] Nat**
Huh? Where's Botan-senpai?
**[16:49] Kar**
She said she was going to
train in the shower first.
**[16:58] Sak**
Even if you think you've acquired freedom...
**[17:00] Sak**
you may just be trapped in another
cage that goes by the name of freedom.
**[17:04] Nat**
Where did that come from?
**[17:10] Sak**
I was just thinking... in competitive
swimming, there's a "freestyle,"
**[17:13] Sak**
but people only actually choose the crawl.
**[17:18] Kar**
That's true.
**[17:19] Kar**
If everyone does the crawl,
you shouldn't call it freestyle.
**[17:22] Kar**
You should call it Crawl Second Chance.
**[17:25] Sak**
Though, if someone did the doggy paddle
because they felt they couldn't win,
**[17:28] Sak**
it'd be more memorable than
the swimmers who set records.
**[17:30] Nat**
You still have to do your best.
**[17:32] Nat**
If this were badminton,
you'd get disqualified.
**[17:35] Sak**
Yeah, that was pretty memorable.
**[17:37] Sak**
Though, I forget the names of the players.
**[17:39] Kar**
I wonder if you could use a kick board...
**[17:42] Nat**
That really *would* be freestyle!
**[17:43] Nat**
But people who still need those wouldn't
participate, so I don't know!
**[17:47] Cla**
I wonder if you could use a cruiser.
**[17:49] Nat**
That's obviously out!
**[17:51] Nat**
You wouldn't be swimming then.
**[17:53] Sak**
Then, that's the real question.
**[17:55] Sak**
What do the rules define as "swimming"?
**[17:58] Nat**
Huh?
**[17:59] Sak**
For instance, if you ran over
the surface of the water,
**[18:02] Sak**
would that be considered
acceptable "freestyle swimming"?
**[18:06] Cla**
I imagine Botan-san could do that.
**[18:08] Nat**
No way. Not even Botan-senpai could...
**[18:11] Bot**
Hey, everyone!
**[18:16] Bot**
Sorry for making you wait!
**[18:34] Sak**
When I think about it,
**[18:36] Sak**
the really frustrating thing might
not be "freedom in name only,"
**[18:38] Sak**
but half-baked freedom.
**[18:40] Kar**
Half-baked freedom?
**[18:43] Sak**
Yes. For instance, summer
vacation research projects.
***SIGN*** Cup Noodle Research
***SIGN*** It really did cook in three minutes. The end.
**[18:46] Sak**
They say you can pick anything,
**[18:48] Sak**
but there's still pressure
**[18:49] Sak**
to not pick something too random.
**[18:51] Bot**
You're right.
**[18:53] Bot**
There's such a thing as
"freedom with restrictions."
**[18:56] Bot**
I can't count how many times
I've thought about collecting
**[18:59] Bot**
pushy teachers and turning *them* in as samples.
**[19:01] Nat**
She comes up with scary ideas.
**[19:03] Cla**
Speaking of which, Natsuki-san, what
kind of research projects have you done?
**[19:06] Nat**
I made a disappointing shishi-odoshi.
**[19:10] Kar**
What? A disappointing one?
**[19:12] Nat**
It doesn't bonk on the ground when it fills up.
**[19:15] Cla**
That's a novel kind of shishi-odoshi.
**[19:17] Nat**
And I made a piggy bank that lets you
save 250 yen of a 500 yen coin.
***SIGN*** It only goes in halfway...
**[19:21] Bot**
That doesn't sound like a very useful bank.
**[19:24] Nat**
Well, I figured it didn't matter.
**[19:26] Cla**
Natsuki-san, you seem very anti-establishment
when it comes to your summer homework.
**[19:31] Sak**
I watched the 7 AM news
every day and counted
**[19:34] Sak**
the number of times the newscaster
fumbled over her words.
**[19:37] Bot**
That's an unpleasant outlook.
**[19:39] Sak**
As a result,
**[19:40] Sak**
I learned that even pros
make a lot of mistakes,
**[19:42] Sak**
and that there are a lot of things in
this world that will never be free.
**[19:46] Nat**
That sounds like very worthwhile research.
**[19:48] Sak**
Yes.
**[19:49] Sak**
So it's not really possible for
us to acquire true freedom.
**[19:55] Cla**
That's true.
**[19:56] Cla**
Grown-up stuff and company intentions
will always put restrictions on us.
**[20:02] Bot**
Yeah.
**[20:03] Bot**
After all, when we just wanted to
talk about Epic RPG a little bit...
**[20:08] Bot**
it ended up like this.
**[20:37] Sak**
Freedom is merely an illusion.
**[20:41] Sak**
It doesn't exist anywhere in this world.
**[20:54] Sak**
You know...
**[21:00] Sak**
There's nowhere left to go with this
subject, so let's end the episode here!
**[21:04] Nat**
That's *too* free!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[22:47] Cla**
The Rhinogradentia, or Snouter, turns upside down
and walks on its nose, as the name suggests.
**[22:51] Cla**
The world really is full of mysterious things!
**[22:54] Cla**
Next time, Record 32:
Judge People by Appearances.
**[22:58] Cla**
And a couple of others!
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Mini-Theater
**[23:05] Bot**
Natsuki. So... that *was* the real you!
**[23:10] Nat**
Are you still looking at me that way?
**[23:12] Kar**
I-I hear Nat-chan's voice,
but I don't see her anywhere!
**[23:17] Kar**
Nat-chan!
**[23:18] Kar**
Where are you?
**[23:19] Nat**
Are you messing with me?
**[23:20] Nat**
I'm here, right in front of you!
**[23:24] Kar**
Who are you?
**[23:28] Kar**
Nat-chan! Come back!
**[23:30] Nat**
Karin! Come back to reality!
**[23:51] Nat**
Shazam!
**[23:56] Kar**
Nat-chan!
**[23:58] Girls**
See you next time!
# E10 - Judge People by Appearances \ Field Trip!! The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu \ Five Girls, One Hundred Ghost Stories \ I Won't Give It Up \
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY2P5ZDPY/judge-people-by-appearances--field-trip-the-ancient-art-of-hagishirabe-ryuu--five-girls-one-hundred-ghost-stories--i-wont-give-it-up)
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**[00:04] Nat**
My long summer vacation
has come to an end.
**[00:09] Nat**
Hello.
**[00:11] Kar**
Oh, Nat-chan.
**[00:13] Kar**
It's been such a long time.
**[00:15] Nat**
Oh... yeah, it's been a while.
**[00:18] Nat**
Karin, is there something
different about you?
**[00:23] Sak**
I don't *think* so!
**[00:26] Cla**
That's right.
**[00:27] Cla**
Everything's as it's always been.
**[00:30] Bot**
Exactly!
**[00:31] Aza**
Kabuki Seal!
**[00:33] Nat**
I-Is this...
**[00:36] Nat**
your second term debut?
**[02:08] Nat**
So that's the dream I had.
**[02:10] Cla**
A second term debut?
**[02:13] Cla**
Is that like your debut into high society?
**[02:16] Nat**
No, it wasn't like that...
**[02:18] Nat**
To put it simply,
**[02:20] Nat**
it was more like a change of image to
celebrate the end of summer vacation.
**[02:24] Kar**
My fingernails have done
a second term debut.
**[02:26] Nat**
Oh, you got a manicure!
**[02:29] Bot**
Wow, they're all sparkly!
**[02:31] Kar**
Would you like to try it, Botan-senpai?
**[02:33] Kar**
I'll give you one, too.
**[02:35] Nat**
Your feminine appeal is
sky high as always, Karin!
**[02:44] Sak**
D-Don't get the wrong idea.
**[02:46] Sak**
It's not like I bought this with you in mind!
***SIGN*** Record 32
***SIGN*** Judge People by Appearances
**[02:57] Nat**
Uh, what was that all about?
**[03:00] Sak**
Tsun...
**[03:01] Sak**
...dere!
**[03:03] Cla**
What's that?
**[03:04] Cla**
Are you goofing around?
**[03:05] Bot**
Okay, let's rip off her fingernails.
**[03:07] Sak**
I'm sorry! I got carried away!
**[03:09] Nat**
For such close friends,
they sure are merciless.
**[03:14] Sak**
It's just that, since we were
discussing image changes,
**[03:17] Sak**
I thought I might try one, too.
**[03:19] Nat**
So why did you go for that one?
**[03:22] Sak**
Well, you see, I have these pigtails, right?
**[03:25] Sak**
I think most people totally
associate pigtails with tsundere!
**[03:29] Aza**
Totally!
**[03:29] Nat**
You changed your personality
to match your appearance?!
**[03:32] Bot**
Well, a person's appearance and
their personality do tend to match.
**[03:37] Cla**
They say, "Don't judge a book by its cover,"
**[03:40] Cla**
but a person's personality does show
in their appearance surprisingly often.
**[03:44] Nat**
It irks me to hear that coming from her.
**[03:47] Bot**
If there's a fat guy in a band,
**[03:48] ---**
Yeah!
**[03:48] Bot**
you can bet he's the drummer.
**[03:50] Bot**
If you see a delinquent
with a pompadour nowadays,
**[03:51] ---**
The hell are you lookin' at?!
**[03:52] Bot**
you can bet he's from Saitama Prefecture.
**[03:54] Nat**
That's just prejudice!
**[03:56] Nat**
Why do you restrict the images of
drummers and delinquents to such stereotypes?
**[04:00] Nat**
Plus, what kinda place do you
think Saitama Prefecture is?!
**[04:05] Bot**
It's because Saitama still has
a lot of untouched nature.
**[04:08] ---**
Come on! Get out here!
**[04:08] Bot**
It has a very diverse ecosystem.
**[04:10] Nat**
Do you think pompadours
are an endangered species?!
**[04:12] Cla**
In manga and anime especially,
**[04:14] Cla**
appearance and personality tend to match.
**[04:17] Cla**
For instance, red hair means you're passionate.
**[04:20] Cla**
Blue hair means you're calm and collected...
**[04:22] Nat**
Well... I guess those are commonly seen.
**[04:25] Cla**
And white hair means you're an old person.
**[04:28] Nat**
That's entirely normal!
**[04:30] Sak**
That's true, yeah.
**[04:32] Sak**
And green hair means you're unpopular.
**[04:33] Nat**
Please don't say things that'll
make us more enemies for no reason!
**[04:37] Bot**
And black hair means you're pure.
**[04:40] Nat**
She just casually played up her own appeal!
**[04:43] Sak**
And green hair means you're unpopular.
**[04:45] Nat**
Don't repeat it!
**[04:46] Kar**
When I think of "green,"
**[04:48] Kar**
I think of how green-skinned characters
often produce eggs from their mouths.
**[04:52] Nat**
H-Have you seen someone
other than the "King" do that?
**[04:57] Kar**
Years ago, I practiced doing it with
hardboiled eggs, and my mother scolded me.
**[05:02] Nat**
What were you hoping to accomplish?
**[05:06] Cla**
Yellow is usually associated
with a love of curry, right?
**[05:08] ---**
What a healthy eater!
**[05:10] Sak**
That's right!
**[05:11] Sak**
Red is the leader, Blue is the cool one,
**[05:13] Sak**
Pink gets fawned over because
she's the only girl...
**[05:16] Nat**
Aren't you a bit behind
the times with that image?
**[05:18] Sak**
And green...
**[05:20] Sak**
produces eggs from his mouth.
**[05:21] Nat**
No, we can let that joke die now.
**[05:23] Kar**
The mysterious criminal type usually
wears a black body stocking!
**[05:27] Nat**
That's just artistic license!
**[05:28] Kar**
Now I see.
**[05:29] Kar**
I always wondered why,
after the culprit's been discovered,
**[05:33] Kar**
he suddenly stops wearing his body stocking.
**[05:34] Nat**
You're not very good at
reading manga, are you?
**[05:37] Sak**
When I think of black, I also think...
**[05:40] Sak**
of coffee...
**[05:41] Sak**
Black cats...
**[05:44] Sak**
Silhouettes?
**[05:45] Sak**
Black suits...
**[05:48] Sak**
Clothes of mourning...
**[06:09] Bot**
Black hair is... pure.
**[06:11] Nat**
You don't give up!
**[06:12] Nat**
And what was with that lead-in?
**[06:16] Bot**
But in Sakura's case,
**[06:17] Bot**
maybe instead of changing your
personality to match your appearance,
**[06:19] Bot**
you should change your appearance
to match your personality?
**[06:22] Sak**
Hm.
**[06:23] Sak**
That's also an option!
**[06:25] Kar**
I don't like that idea.
**[06:27] Kar**
I don't want to see Sakura-senpai
with a punch perm.
**[06:29] Sak**
What are you trying to say about me?
**[06:31] Aza**
Slurp!
***SIGN*** Fanservice Shot for Punch
Perm and Cup Udon Lovers
**[06:36] Sak**
Changing your appearance to
match your personality, huh?
**[06:40] Sak**
I guess there's only one way I can go...
**[06:52] Nat**
Why shoulderpads?!
**[06:55] Bot**
Okay. Go for the fingernails.
**[06:57] Cla**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Fire Prevention Supervisor: Patrick Lafcadio Hearn
**[07:04] Sak**
Hey!
**[07:06] Sak**
What is this?!
**[07:07] Sak**
This is too scary even for a penalty!
**[07:11] Aza**
Lafcadio.
**[07:19] Sei**
My Hagishirabe-ryuu has long been
at odds with Hagitsuki-ryuu.
***SIGN*** The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
**[07:26] Sai**
Today, the heir to Hagitsuki-ryuu
has appeared in our sacred dojo...
**[07:33] Sei**
...along with her friends.
**[07:34] Bot**
Hey, I came for some training.
***SIGN*** Record 33 Field Trip!! The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
**[07:41] Suz**
Hey, Botan.
***SIGN*** The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku
**[07:43] Suz**
Are your nails unusually sparkly today?
**[07:46] Bot**
Oh, this?
**[07:48] Bot**
Our junior member did it for me.
**[07:53] Suz**
I-I think it's cute.
**[07:55] Gen**
So you really do think of her as a friend!
**[08:02] Bya**
Botan-san.
***SIGN*** The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko
**[08:03] Bya**
I can come at you with everything
I've got today, right?
**[08:06] Bot**
Yes. Try to kill me.
**[08:12] Kar**
That technique!
**[08:13] Nat**
You know it, Karin?
**[08:16] Kar**
It's kinda scary-looking!
**[08:18] Nat**
Don't make such misleading reactions!
**[08:20] Suz**
This technique infuses my shadow
with *Nen* so I can control it as I wish!
***SIGN*** Bam!
**[08:28] Bot**
I guess the shadow disappears
when the main form is defeated.
**[08:33] Sak**
She just attacked without listening to
the explanation of his special move!
**[08:36] Cla**
And after she beat him, she even added
her own supplementary explanation!
**[08:40] Bot**
Fighting you one at a time is a pain.
***SIGN*** The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu
**[08:42] Bot**
Come at me all at once.
**[08:45] Suz**
Botan sure is strong, isn't she?
**[08:47] Nat**
Yeah...
**[08:49] Suz**
I'm Suzaku of the Four Heavenly Kings.
**[08:52] Suz**
Just so you know, I've known Botan
since we were four years old!
**[08:55] Nat**
Ah... I see.
**[08:58] Nat**
*Is she trying to compete with me?*
**[09:02] Suz**
When we were in middle school,
we even went shopping for clothes together.
**[09:06] Nat**
Wow...
**[09:07] Suz**
And this is the shirt I bought
at Botan's recommendation.
***SIGN*** Croquette
**[09:14] Nat**
Well, that's certainly...
**[09:15] Nat**
a unique choice of clothing.
**[09:19] Suz**
You don't have to try to spare my feelings.
**[09:21] Suz**
It's a weird shirt that makes no sense.
**[09:25] Suz**
But this is...
**[09:27] Suz**
the clothing Botan chose for me.
**[09:29] Suz**
It's a precious treasure to me.
**[09:42] Cla**
She defeated them without even
showing a moment's weakness!
**[09:44] Sak**
That's way too harsh for a battle anime!
**[09:46] Nat**
Um, this isn't a battle anime.
**[09:51] Gen**
F-For some reason,
**[09:53] Gen**
I'm the only one who didn't
get a proper caption...
**[09:56] Gen**
but if you're curious, my name is—
***SIGN*** Anime Lover: The Hopeless Fatso
**[09:59] Gen**
You put up *that* one?!
***SIGN*** Family Restaurant
***SIGN*** Open 24 Hours
**[10:06] Waitress**
Welcome!
**[10:07] Waitress**
A table for six?
**[10:09] Nat**
Botan-senpai, I've heard the story.
**[10:11] Cla**
Here, open wide!
**[10:13] Bot**
What story?
**[10:15] Nat**
You said that Sakura-senpai was
the first friend you ever made.
**[10:16] Nat**
Is it good?
**[10:17] Nat**
Yes!
**[10:19] Nat**
But you went clothes shopping
with Suzaku-san once too, right?
**[10:20] Nat**
Want another bite?
**[10:21] ---**
Yes!
**[10:22] ---**
Okay, open wide.
**[10:23] Bot**
Oh, that's right.
**[10:25] Bot**
I didn't understand why
**[10:26] Bot**
You're so cute.
**[10:26] Bot**
she wanted to go shopping with me,
even though we were enemies.
**[10:29] ---**
Ready for another bite?
**[10:29] Bot**
So I picked the weirdest piece of clothing
I'd seen all day and pushed her to buy it.
**[10:30] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** The Saitama Prefecture referenced in this program is a fictional version that someone made up. It bears little resemblance to the actual Saitama Prefecture.
**[10:40] Aza**
We beg your indulgence in this matter.
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Photo Gallery
***SIGN*** It's important to eat in the morning. When it comes to breakfast, you've got to have rice!!! -Botan
***SIGN*** Record 33.5
Five Girls, One Hundred Ghost Stories
**[10:58] Sak**
One, two, three, four, five, six...
**[11:03] Sak**
No matter how many times she counted,
**[11:04] Sak**
even though there should be one extra,
**[11:06] Sak**
they were all faces she recognized...
**[11:08] Sak**
She couldn't tell who the extra person was!
**[11:12] Nat**
That's a pretty creepy story.
**[11:15] Cla**
But that's the hundredth story.
**[11:17] Bot**
After each of the "Hundred Ghost
Stories," we put out one candle.
**[11:21] Bot**
And this is the last one...
**[11:23] Kar**
Wh-What will happen when we
put out the final candle?
**[11:29] Sak**
When I put out the hundredth candle...
**[11:33] Sak**
animating the show becomes a lot easier!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
**[11:46] Sak**
It's almost time to change uniforms.
**[11:48] Sak**
We didn't get much use
out of the summer ones.
**[11:50] Nat**
Well, the fabric may actually be thin,
**[11:53] Nat**
but when drawing them, the only
difference is whether the arms are visible.
**[11:56] Bot**
That's right.
**[11:58] Bot**
Even without relying on sex appeal,
it's enough that Karin-san is so cute.
**[12:03] Sak**
Well, be that as it may,
**[12:06] Sak**
our club has five members now.
**[12:08] Sak**
This year, we can participate in the
club relay at the Athletics Festival!
**[12:12] Kar**
Really?
**[12:14] Sak**
Even though we're not an official club.
**[12:16] Nat**
What? No one told me we weren't official!
**[12:19] Cla**
If you sign up for the relay,
**[12:21] Cla**
you can participate as just a group of friends.
**[12:24] Nat**
Oh, I see...
**[12:25] Bot**
Then, I'll run anchor.
**[12:27] Sak**
What?!
**[12:28] Sak**
I'm the president! I should be the anchor!
**[12:30] Bot**
Fine, but in that case...
**[12:34] Bot**
There's a chance I might
break someone's wrist.
**[12:36] Sak**
Please be the anchor!
***SIGN*** Record 34
***SIGN*** "I Won't Give It Up"
**[12:44] Sak**
Fanservice shot!
**[12:46] Sak**
And one more!
**[12:48] Sak**
For the headband fetishists, too!
**[12:50] Sak**
Since my summer uniform didn't get much use,
**[12:52] Sak**
I tried making up for it with my gym clothes!
**[12:54] Sak**
Now, let's get out on that field
and practice some handoffs!
**[12:59] Nat**
Well, we came out to the field...
**[13:02] Nat**
but a sports club is already using it.
**[13:05] Sak**
It's okay!
**[13:06] Sak**
This field belongs to everyone, so I'll
negotiate with them to let us use it!
**[13:13] Cla**
But would they really give it up
in the middle of club practice?
**[13:18] Nat**
Looks like it's not going well.
**[13:21] Bot**
Wow, she's totally flipping out!
**[13:24] Sak**
I ended up challenging
them to a soccer match.
**[13:26] Nat**
How much did you complicate things?!
**[13:29] Sak**
In 30 minutes, we'll have a
match with the Soccer Club.
**[13:32] Sak**
If we win, they'll let us use
half the field however we want.
**[13:35] Nat**
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
**[13:37] Nat**
All else aside, challenging the
Soccer Club to soccer is...
**[13:40] Bot**
Why did you decide to play
them on their own turf?
**[13:43] Cla**
We're only five girls, remember?
**[13:46] Bot**
Hey, it looks like she's only
just realizing that now.
**[13:50] Sak**
Let's make a miracle happen
using the power of friendship.
**[13:53] Nat**
If that was all it took,
there'd be no need for training arcs!
**[13:56] Sak**
I-If we don't have enough people,
**[13:58] Sak**
can't we just run twice
as hard to make up for it?
**[14:01] Bot**
Do you run a sweatshop or something?
**[14:04] Cla**
Even if we do twice the work,
we're still a player short.
**[14:06] Sak**
I just want to play soccer with you guys...
**[14:08] Nat**
You can run ten times as hard by yourself.
**[14:13] Kar**
Now, now.
**[14:14] Kar**
If we win, they'll let us
use the field, after all.
**[14:17] Kar**
Ah... but what happens if we lose?
**[14:21] Sak**
I offered Karin-chan to
them as their manager.
**[14:26] Kar**
Oh, as a manager?
**[14:34] Cla**
Doumyouji!
**[14:36] Cla**
Meet me on the roof!
***SIGN*** Rumble
**[14:38] Sak**
That's a major overreaction!
**[14:40] Sak**
It's fine!
**[14:41] Sak**
We just have to win, right?
***SIGN*** Going Home Club
Fire Prevention Supervisor: Deputy President Oohagi
**[14:46] Bot**
And so it seems
***SIGN*** What is soccer?
Learn the rules!!
**[14:47] Bot**
we've challenged them to a
battle we can't afford to lose.
**[14:51] Bot**
But how well do you guys actually
know the rules of soccer?
**[14:55] Bot**
Karin, why don't you tell
me everything you know?
**[14:59] Kar**
Let's see...
**[15:00] Kar**
you can't use your hands...
**[15:02] Kar**
you kick the ball with your feet...
**[15:04] Kar**
and you score points by getting
it in your opponent's goal.
**[15:08] Kar**
Also, if you slide in from behind, you get a card!
***SIGN*** What is soccer?
Learn the rules!!
**[15:12] Bot**
You jumped ahead to that?
**[15:14] Kar**
And if you get something called a
"hat trick," you get three points!
**[15:17] Nat**
You've got the order backwards!
**[15:19] Sak**
Okay then, Natsuki-chan, can you
correctly explain the offside rule?
**[15:23] Nat**
Offside is some kind of rule they have
in place to prevent ambushes, right?
**[15:28] Aza**
Here goes!
**[15:29] Aza**
All right!
**[15:29] Aza**
Aw, man!
**[15:31] Sak**
What are the specific conditions for it?
**[15:33] Sak**
When is the ruling called?
**[15:34] Sak**
How would you utilize an offside trap?
**[15:38] Nat**
Um, I don't know that much about it...
**[15:43] Bot**
Plus, soccer is a game played
between two teams of eleven.
**[15:46] Sak**
Heavy... heavy...
***SIGN*** Reflecting
**[15:48] Sak**
I'm really sorry!
**[15:50] Sak**
My arms are gonna fall off!
**[15:51] Bot**
Then, let them fall off.
**[15:52] Sak**
I seriously can't feel my fingertips!
**[15:54] Sak**
I think they're gonna tear off!
**[15:55] Bot**
That's not a problem. You don't
use your hands in soccer, anyway.
**[15:58] Sak**
B-But...
**[15:59] Bot**
If you drop those buckets,
I'll feed you pickled grasshoppers.
**[16:02] Sak**
You're treating a Nagano Prefecture
staple food like a penalty?
***SIGN*** The "Nagano Prefecture" referenced in this program is a fictional "Nagano Prefecture"...
**[16:07] Nat**
It's fine. You don't have to
add any tedious disclaimers.
**[16:10] Nat**
Grasshoppers aren't a staple food.
***SIGN*** Soccer Club Captain Nakata Tabito, 3rd year
Position: MF
**[16:14] Tan**
Hello, members of the Going Home Club.
**[16:16] Tan**
I'm the captain, Nakata.
**[16:18] Nak**
We are very grateful to you for
bringing us a female manager today.
**[16:23] Nak**
Touno-san's only a first-year,
**[16:26] Nak**
but I've heard she's popular with the boys.
**[16:28] Sak**
Oh, are you really?
**[16:30] Sak**
Have a lot of guys confessed to you?
**[16:32] Kar**
Oh no, nothing like that.
**[16:34] Nat**
Oh, but Karin really is popular!
**[16:35] Nat**
Like, not too long ago...
**[16:37] Nak**
Could you not jump
into girl talk so suddenly?
**[16:40] Cla**
Wait a minute.
**[16:41] Cla**
This is the first I've heard about this.
**[16:43] Cla**
Who are these insects who have
been approaching Karin-san?
**[16:45] Bot**
I won't allow any man
weaker than me near her.
**[16:48] Bot**
I'll make sure they follow
the proper procedures.
**[16:51] Sak**
Hey, Nakata!
**[16:52] Sak**
Thanks to you, this has
gotten way out of hand!
**[16:54] Nat**
You're the one who started this
in the first place, President!
**[16:58] Nak**
Well, say what you like.
**[17:00] Nak**
As long as Touno-san
becomes our manager.
**[17:02] Sak**
Isn't it a bit early to
be acting like you've won?
**[17:05] Sak**
It's all five of us together that
make the Going Home Club what it is.
**[17:09] Sak**
We're indispensable friends
who all play leading roles.
**[17:13] Sak**
We won't give up even
one of our members!
**[17:16] Nat**
* Now she's posturing even though*
* this is all her own fault.*
**[17:21] Boy**
Are you the Touno-san who's
becoming our manager?
**[17:23] Kar**
Well, it's not set in stone yet...
**[17:25] Boy**
It effectively is, though.
**[17:27] Bot**
Guys, don't get too overconfident.
**[17:30] Bot**
Don't forget that I could kill every one
of you in a single frame if I wanted to.
***SIGN*** 1F = 1/60 seconds
**[17:36] Boy**
A f-frame?
**[17:37] Boy**
Why is she measuring increments of
time with fighting game terminology?
**[17:41] Nak**
Hey, it's time to start!
**[17:43] Nak**
Take your positions!
**[17:45] Guys**
Yes, Captain!
**[17:46] Ref**
The match between the Soccer Club and
the Going Home Club will now begin!
**[18:20] Nak**
What... kind of shot was that?
**[18:23] Bot**
That wasn't a shot.
**[18:26] Bot**
It was a pass.
**[18:26] Nat**
Zero points!
**[18:27] Nat**
What kind of drive pass were you going for?
**[18:30] Sak**
Hey, we'll resume the game with
a goal kick from your side!
**[18:33] Nak**
No... it's okay. We forfeit.
**[18:36] Nak**
Please, use this half of the field.
**[18:38] Nak**
We can't use the goal over here, anyway...
**[18:42] Nak**
And most of our club
members wet themselves...
**[18:45] Nak**
I wet myself, too.
**[18:47] Kar**
Senpai!
**[18:49] Sak**
There, there.
**[18:50] Sak**
Didn't I tell you, Karin-chan?
**[18:52] Sak**
When hearts that protect and
hearts that believe overlap,
**[18:55] Sak**
they won't lose to anyone.
**[18:59] Kar**
You've never told me that before,
**[19:00] Kar**
but I'm still glad!
**[19:02] Cla**
It's me.
**[19:03] Cla**
We ended the match safely.
**[19:05] Cla**
Recover the sniper, if you would.
**[19:10] Nat**
*I'm better off not asking.*
***SIGN*** Take Flight ~Into the Legend~
**[19:21] Ann**
Would the students participating in the club relay
**[19:24] Ann**
please gather at the designated location.
**[19:28] Starter**
Ready...
**[19:29] Kar**
Do your best, Sakura-senpai!
**[19:37] Girls**
Go!
**[19:37] Girls**
Do your best!
**[19:46] Girls**
Do your best!
**[19:46] Girls**
Senpai!
**[20:08] Kar**
We did it! First place!
**[20:11] Sak**
This is what happens when the
five of us combine our powers!
**[20:13] Kar**
And I was rooting for
you as hard as I could!
**[20:16] Nat**
Huh?
**[20:17] Nat**
You were rooting for us?
**[20:20] Nat**
There are five runners in a relay race,
and five members of the Going Home Club.
**[20:24] Nat**
And Karin was...
**[20:25] Kar**
I was cheering for you the whole time.
**[20:38] Nat**
One...
**[20:39] Nat**
two...
**[20:41] Nat**
three...
**[20:43] Nat**
four...
**[20:44] Nat**
five?
***SIGN*** Preview
**[22:46] Bot**
The chondrocladia lyra that
lives on the ocean floor is...
**[22:49] Bot**
Um... how should I put it...
**[22:52] Bot**
What is it, exactly?
**[22:54] Bot**
It's weird that this thing's a carnivore!
**[22:56] Bot**
Next time, Record 35:
Bound by School Regulations.
**[22:59] Bot**
And two more!
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Mini Theater
**[23:06] Nat**
Oh, Claire-senpai.
**[23:07] Nat**
Is something on your mind?
**[23:09] Cla**
Natsuki-san.
**[23:12] Cla**
To tell you the truth,
something is bothering me.
**[23:14] Nat**
What is it?
**[23:15] Nat**
If you don't mind confiding
in me, I'd be happy to help.
**[23:20] Nat**
But, Claire-senpai, it's rare to
see you so bothered by something.
**[23:24] Nat**
What's wrong?
**[23:26] Cla**
The truth is...
**[23:28] Cla**
Karin-san is so cute,
I just can't handle it!
**[23:30] Nat**
That's it?!
**[23:32] Cla**
Do you get it, Natsuki-san?
**[23:33] Cla**
She's a club junior, just like you.
**[23:35] Cla**
But somehow...
**[23:36] Nat**
You're excluding me on that point?!
**[23:39] Cla**
Karin-san's cuteness is abnormal!
**[23:41] Cla**
We were just walking together,
**[23:42] Cla**
and something caught her eye, and she
went "What?" and almost ran into a wall.
**[23:45] Cla**
And that smile!
**[23:47] Cla**
All she's doing is smiling!
**[23:48] Cla**
Does she want to kill me with cuteness?
**[23:51] Cla**
I've been wondering... What if Karin-san
is part of some evil plot against me?
**[23:58] Girls**
See you next time!
# E11 - Names of Flowers \ Bound by School Rules \ All's Well That Ends Well
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYZX4PW46/names-of-flowers--bound-by-school-rules--alls-well-that-ends-well)
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**[00:03] Sak**
* The three years I spent in*
* middle school were boring.*
**[00:06] Sak**
* Safe, ordinary, humdrum days,*
* and I squandered them.*
**[00:24] Sak**
Morning?
**[00:33] Sak**
I'm a high school student as of today?
**[00:40] Sak**
I want my days in high school to be fun.
**[00:47] Sak**
Maybe... I'll join a club!
**[00:51] Sak**
That's it!
**[00:52] Sak**
I hear this school has lots of clubs,
and high school is all about clubs!
**[00:56] Sak**
Clubs are youth!
**[00:57] Sak**
And if they turn out to be
boring, I can just quit!
**[01:01] Sak**
I'm so smart!
**[02:38] Bot**
* I've always been alone,*
* right up through middle school.*
**[02:43] Bot**
*But...*
**[02:44] Bot**
* In high school, I'm going to make friends*
* and hang out with them after school.*
**[02:48] Bot**
* I'm going to make the*
* most out of high school!*
**[02:52] Bot**
No... maybe I'm setting the bar too high.
**[02:55] Bot**
Maybe just someone I can
talk to between classes?
**[02:59] Bot**
* Anyway, my introduction today*
* will be crucial in achieving that.*
**[03:03] Bot**
*Failure is not an option!*
***SIGN*** Record 0:
Names of Flowers
**[03:11] Teacher**
Okay, next.
**[03:14] Ez**
I'm Ezaki Kuriko.
**[03:15] Ez**
In middle school, I was a
sprinter in the Track Club.
***SIGN*** 1st Period: Orientation 2nd Period: Introductions 3rd Period: Choose class representatives
**[03:19] Ez**
I plan to continue running
in the high school club, too.
**[03:22] Ez**
My hobby is karaoke,
so please invite me if you go!
***SIGN*** Tennis Club Manga Club
**[03:25] Sak**
* I don't see a single club*
* that looks interesting...*
**[03:28] Sak**
*Sure, there are a lot of them, but...*
**[03:31] Sak**
* Maybe it would be more fun*
* to just join a random club?*
**[03:34] Ez**
I'll study hard, too. I look forward to
being in this class with everyone!
**[03:35] Sak**
*No...*
**[03:36] Sak**
*But...*
**[03:40] Teacher**
Okay, next.
**[03:46] Bot**
I'm Oohagi Botan.
**[03:55] Sak**
*An old-fashioned name,*
**[03:57] Sak**
*a tall, slender form,*
**[03:59] Sak**
*sleek black hair, cold eyes,*
**[04:03] Sak**
* and an aura completely*
* unlike anyone else here...*
**[04:09] Bot**
I look forward to working with you all.
**[04:13] Sak**
*That's it?*
**[04:15] Sak**
*But...*
**[04:17] Sak**
*It was kind of... nice and simple.*
**[04:21] Bot**
*Crap.*
**[04:23] Bot**
*I completely forgot what I'd planned to say.*
**[04:27] Teacher**
Okay, next.
**[04:29] Yay**
I came here from East
Middle School. I'm Koike Yayoi.
**[04:32] Yay**
I like watching sports,
especially soccer.
**[04:33] Bot**
*Oh, yeah. It was "I like video games."*
**[04:46] Sak**
It's just not right...
**[04:52] Sak**
I guess for that hairstyle to work,
you really need sleek black hair.
**[05:00] Sak**
Oohagi Botan, huh?
**[05:04] Sak**
Oohagi-san...
**[05:06] Sak**
I wonder if she'd get mad
if I called her Botan-chan.
**[05:12] Bot**
* I failed in my introduction,*
* but I still have a chance to recover.*
**[05:16] Bot**
* I have to start off with a lively*
* morning greeting to my classmates.*
**[05:22] Girl**
It looks like Saitou in class 3 has a
crush on Ezaki-san from our class.
**[05:27] Girl**
Oh? Really?
**[05:29] Bot**
M-Morning.
**[05:30] Girls**
Oh, good...
**[05:34] Girls**
...morning.
**[05:42] Bot**
*I'm on my own.*
**[05:45] Bot**
* It's only been a week since*
* I joined this school,*
**[05:47] Bot**
* and I'm already an outcast*
* from every clique.*
**[05:51] Bot**
*Is this...*
**[05:52] Bot**
* Is this what they call "the wall*
* of high school education"?!*
**[05:56] Girl**
Hey, Doumyouji,
**[05:57] Girl**
you haven't picked a club yet, right?
**[05:59] Girl**
Want to join the Tennis Club with me?
**[06:01] Sak**
Tennis, huh?
**[06:03] Sak**
I'll think about it!
**[06:04] Girl**
Really?
**[06:05] Girl**
Well, hope to see you there!
**[06:11] Sak**
*Oohagi-san is always by herself...*
**[06:14] Sak**
* Maybe she's the type that*
* doesn't make friends?*
**[06:17] Sak**
*I'd like to talk to her, but...*
**[06:20] Sak**
*her desk is so far away from mine.*
**[06:22] Sak**
*There's never an opportunity...*
***SIGN*** Student Handbook
**[06:31] Sak**
It says that, at our school,
**[06:32] Sak**
if you submit an application,
you can start whatever club you want.
**[06:35] Sak**
So I could make a club
for what I want to do!
**[06:41] Sak**
But what is it I want to do, again?
**[06:47] Sak**
* It's not that there's no club*
* for what I want to do...*
**[06:50] Sak**
* It's that there's nothing*
* I really want to do right now.*
**[06:55] Sak**
*I really want to do something,*
**[06:58] Sak**
*but I don't know what it is...*
**[07:00] Sak**
*So all I have is this restless feeling...*
**[07:07] Sak**
What is this thing I want to do?
**[07:11] Sak**
*The thing I want to do...*
**[07:13] Sak**
*What is it?*
**[07:14] Sak**
*Where to do it? And with who?*
**[07:28] Bot**
* Every time I approach*
* others, it ends in failure.*
**[07:31] Bot**
* I guess I'm just not cut*
* out for this kind of thing.*
**[07:37] Bot**
*But if I don't approach them,*
**[07:40] Bot**
*I doubt anyone will ever talk to me...*
**[07:42] Sak**
Oohagi-san!
**[07:54] Bot**
Doumyouji-san?
**[07:58] Sak**
I caught up with you!
**[08:01] Sak**
Um... listen...
**[08:04] Sak**
Would you like to walk home together?
**[08:06] Bot**
Wh-Why?
**[08:09] Sak**
The reason?
**[08:11] Sak**
Because... well...
**[08:13] Sak**
I thought it'd be nice if
we could become friends.
**[08:16] Bot**
Become... friends?
**[08:18] Bot**
But why?
**[08:21] Sak**
You need a reason for that, too?
**[08:22] Sak**
Well, it was just a feeling I had, so...
**[08:29] Sak**
Oh, I know!
**[08:32] Sak**
Oohagi-san, your name's Botan, right?
**[08:34] Bot**
Yeah.
**[08:35] Sak**
I'm Sakura!
**[08:37] Sak**
They're both names of flowers!
**[08:41] Bot**
Both... names of flowers?
**[08:44] Sak**
Yup!
**[08:44] Sak**
Peony and cherry blossom!
**[08:46] Sak**
See? We're two of a kind!
**[08:50] Sak**
That's why.
**[08:54] Bot**
*I see.*
**[08:56] Bot**
*The thing I've desired for so long...*
**[09:06] Bot**
Sure.
**[09:07] Bot**
Let's walk home together, Sakura.
**[09:12] Sak**
Hooray! Since we're walking
together, want to hold hands?
**[09:15] Bot**
Why should we?!
**[09:16] Bot**
This is nothing like the image
I had in mind for a friend...
**[09:23] Sak**
Hey, Botan-chan.
**[09:24] Sak**
Want to start a club together?
**[09:27] Bot**
That came out of nowhere.
**[09:28] Sak**
You don't want to?
**[09:29] Bot**
It's not that I don't want to,
but what would our club do?
**[09:35] Sak**
Anything!
**[09:37] Sak**
Let's just do everything we can
think of that sounds interesting!
**[09:44] Bot**
What kind of plan is that?
**[09:47] Bot**
Sure.
**[09:49] Bot**
Let's start it together.
**[09:50] Sak**
Yeah! That's the spirit!
**[09:53] Sak**
*It didn't matter to me what we did.*
***SIGN*** Going Home Club
**[09:56] Sak**
As long as we were together,
we could make it fun.
**[09:59] Sak**
I just had a feeling
that would be the case.
**[10:02] Kar**
Wow!
**[10:03] Kar**
So that's how you formed the club?
**[10:05] Kar**
That's wonderful, Sakura-senpai!
**[10:07] Sak**
You can shower more praise
on me if you like.
**[10:11] Nat**
You told a heartwarming story?!
**[10:12] Sak**
Is that not allowed?!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Photo Gallery
***SIGN*** I am a seal. My name is Seal. -Seal
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Seal
**[10:25] Aza**
I didn't appear at all in the first half!
***SIGN*** Sakura's Finger
**[10:29] Sak**
I appeared all the way through!
**[10:33] Sak**
Today, we're going to use
this hall to its fullest...
**[10:37] Sak**
and do some super long-distance bowling!
**[10:39] Nat**
Huh?
**[10:40] Nat**
That confusing dream sequence
was just building up to this?!
**[10:44] Bot**
Hold on a minute.
**[10:46] Bot**
Calm down, Sakura.
**[10:47] Bot**
We don't have any gutters.
**[10:49] Nat**
That's not what you should
be objecting about!
**[10:51] Bot**
If we don't have any,
shall I dig us some?
**[10:53] Nat**
Please don't!
**[10:54] Nat**
Expulsion would be the
least of your worries!
**[10:57] Cla**
That's right, Botan-san.
**[10:59] Cla**
Did it not occur to you
that we could fill it in?
**[11:01] Nat**
Fill it in?
**[11:02] Cla**
Yes. Like this, for example.
***SIGN*** Kokonoe Corporation
**[11:05] Aza**
This creates gutters!
**[11:06] Nat**
You can't do that either!
***SIGN*** Record 35
***SIGN*** Bound by School Rules
**[11:13] Sak**
But I think that, even without gutters,
**[11:15] Sak**
the distance alone should
guarantee a challenge.
**[11:19] Aza**
Just like a long-distance
relationship, huh?
**[11:21] Sak**
I'll bowl the first ball!
**[11:23] Nat**
Just be careful, okay?
***SIGN*** Whump...
**[11:27] Nat**
What?
**[11:29] Nat**
What is it?
**[11:31] Sak**
Th-This is...
**[11:34] Rei**
Looks like you're doing something fun.
**[11:40] Rei**
Members of...
**[11:42] Rei**
the Going Home Club.
**[11:45] Nat**
Who's that?
**[11:46] Kar**
Nat-chan, that's the
Student Council President!
**[11:50] Bot**
Be on your guard! Natsuki! Karin!
**[11:54] Bot**
That's the female Student Council
President who bears the alias "Kousoku"...
***SIGN*** Roar
**[12:00] Bot**
Takamado Reina!
**[12:02] Nat**
Our Student Council President has an alias?!
**[12:05] Rei**
Although the "Kousoku" in question
isn't this one, but this one.
***SIGN*** Kousoku
(Speed of light)
***SIGN*** Kousoku
(Rules)
**[12:09] Nat**
That's not very cool at all, then!
**[12:12] Aza**
I am the rulebook!
**[12:13] Rei**
But I feel honored that
you know so much about me.
**[12:18] Rei**
"Midnight Murder..."
**[12:20] Rei**
Oohagi Botan-san.
***SIGN*** Midnight Murder
**[12:22] Nat**
She has an alias, too?!
**[12:25] Bot**
Don't let your guard down, Natsuki.
**[12:26] Bot**
We're already in her territory.
**[12:29] Nat**
Huh? Territory?
**[12:31] Bot**
She has a sphere of influence.
**[12:33] Nat**
Huh?
**[12:35] Bot**
When you're on school grounds,
within her sphere of influence,
**[12:39] Bot**
you become incapable of breaking rules.
**[12:42] Bot**
At the speed of light!
***SIGN*** Kousoku (Speed of light)
***SIGN*** Kousoku (Rules)
**[12:43] Bot**
With rules!
**[12:44] Bot**
She binds you!
***SIGN*** Kousoku (Bind)
**[12:46] Bot**
That is her power...
***SIGN*** Student Handbook
***SIGN*** Handbook
Bind
***SIGN*** Roar
**[12:49] Bot**
Handbook Bind!
**[12:50] Nat**
What?! She has superpowers?!
**[12:53] Cla**
That's right... Takamado Reina.
**[12:55] Cla**
It's as if she was born to become
Student Council President.
**[12:58] Nat**
That's peaking way too early in life!
**[13:01] Rei**
I don't think it's proper to just
decide to bowl in a public hallway.
**[13:07] Rei**
Going Home Club President,
Doumyouji Sakura-san...
**[13:11] Rei**
No...
***SIGN*** Grenade Rager
**[13:12] Rei**
Grenade Rager.
**[13:14] Rei**
Perhaps that's what I should call you?
**[13:16] Nat**
Is there a bargain sale
on aliases or something?!
**[13:20] Nat**
Wait a second.
**[13:21] Nat**
If the president's power keeps
people from breaking the rules,
**[13:24] Nat**
then it won't stop at bowling.
**[13:26] Nat**
Sakura-senpai's innocently daring skirt
length should be affected too, shouldn't it?
**[13:31] Bot**
You catch on quick.
**[13:36] Nat**
Huh? Nothing happened.
**[13:38] Rei**
If it's just her skirt,
it's not really a problem.
**[13:41] Nat**
Huh?
**[13:42] Rei**
We prize self-expression among
our students, after all.
**[13:45] Rei**
As long as they make no extreme
alterations, we don't treat it as a problem.
**[13:50] Rei**
Right, Lady Kokonoe?
**[13:53] Nat**
Why is she wearing a tracksuit?
**[13:54] Nat**
And Sakura-senpai's, at that!
***SIGN*** Doumyouji
**[13:56] Cla**
Actually, the official uniform is so cheap-looking,
**[14:00] Cla**
I had an *atelier de couture* in Paris
make me one that looked just like it!
**[14:04] Nat**
So she wasn't wearing our uniform at all?!
**[14:07] Nat**
In a way, that's just an ordinary cosplay!
**[14:10] Sak**
I thought there was something different about
**[14:12] Sak**
the material that made up Claire-chan's uniform.
**[14:14] Aza**
The color codes were
different. Did you notice?
**[14:17] Nat**
But does that mean, the tracksuit you
changed into was Sakura-senpai's because...
***SIGN*** Doumyouji
**[14:23] Cla**
My tracksuit was made of a new
material I developed in collaboration
**[14:26] Cla**
with a sportswear manufacturer.
**[14:28] Nat**
Is everything you own custom-made?!
**[14:29] Rei**
Well, that said...
**[14:32] Rei**
Whenever you want to
play like this in the future...
***SIGN*** Allowed
**[14:35] Rei**
Just get permission before you do it.
**[14:39] Rei**
I'm sure we'll meet again.
**[14:43] Rei**
I'm looking forward to it.
**[14:47] Sak**
Um, I don't think that's really possible...
**[14:50] Rei**
Oh? Why not?
**[14:52] Sak**
Because this is the last episode!
***SIGN*** Record 36
***SIGN*** All's Well That Ends Well
***SIGN*** How to do a final episode!
**[15:23] Sak**
The final episode is upon us at last.
**[15:26] Sak**
Today, I want us to think about
how we should best address it.
**[15:31] Bot**
I think...
**[15:32] Bot**
When I picture a final episode, I picture this.
***SIGN*** Our battle is only
just beginning!
To Be Continued
**[15:35] Bot**
Our battle is only just beginning!
**[15:37] Nat**
Isn't that how you end a
show that got canceled?!
**[15:40] Cla**
Perhaps episode 4 was too late for a retool.
**[15:43] Nat**
Let's save talking about what went wrong
for the wrap party at the pub!
***SIGN*** Wasabi Octopus x2
**[15:47] Sak**
I brought wasabi octopus!
**[15:49] Nat**
Your understanding of pubs really
does stop there, doesn't it?
***SIGN*** Mozuku Seaweed
**[15:54] Nat**
Why do you look so
pleased with yourself?!
**[15:57] Cla**
Hm... how to handle our final episode...
**[16:01] Cla**
What about a stage performance
at the school festival?
**[16:04] Nat**
Oh, like the conclusion to a school
anime. That could be cool.
**[16:09] Kar**
A short skit then, maybe?
**[16:11] Nat**
Why?!
**[16:12] Nat**
Why can't we just be a
band like in most shows?!
**[16:16] Sak**
Forming a band for the last
episode might not be a bad idea.
**[16:20] Sak**
By the way, can anyone
here play an instrument?
**[16:23] Kar**
The tambourine.
**[16:26] Nat**
The triangle.
**[16:28] Bot**
Death throes.
**[16:30] Kar**
Bang! Bang! Bang!
**[16:46] Nat**
Ting.
**[16:47] Sak**
Enough!
**[16:48] Sak**
That idea ran straight into the wall!
**[16:51] Cla**
What kind of final episode do you
think we should do, Karin-san?
**[16:56] Kar**
I think a touching ending would be nice.
**[16:59] Kar**
What about a dreamlike final episode?
**[17:02] Cla**
Oh, that sounds nice!
**[17:21] Kar**
*Nat-chan...*
**[17:24] Kar**
* You were kicked by a runaway horse*
* on the day of the opening ceremony...*
**[17:27] Kar**
*and have been in a coma ever since.*
**[17:29] Kar**
*That was three years ago.*
**[17:36] Kar**
*Nat-chan... Are you smiling?*
**[17:39] Kar**
* I wonder if you're dreaming about*
* having fun club activities after school?*
**[17:44] Nat**
You meant *that* kind of dream?!
**[17:46] Nat**
The gimmick where the whole
show turns out to be a dream?!
**[17:49] Nat**
But that aside, why was I the one who...
**[17:52] Sak**
Now, now. What's the big deal?
**[17:54] Sak**
A dreamlike last episode will
make us the talk of the Net.
**[17:58] Nat**
Who cares?!
**[17:59] Aza**
Dreamlike seal!
***SIGN*** How we want to do a final episode!
**[18:04] Sak**
What we "should" do shouldn't be
determined by what people want to see.
**[18:07] Sak**
It's the final episode,
so to ensure we have no regrets,
**[18:09] Sak**
let's figure out what we *want* to do!
**[18:11] Nat**
This from the girl who always
does what she wants anyway?!
**[18:14] Bot**
What we want to do, huh?
**[18:16] Bot**
In that case, I want to settle
things with the Four Kings.
**[18:20] Nat**
Oh! Settling your battle
of destiny once and for all!
**[18:24] Bot**
That's right.
**[18:25] Bot**
I have to defeat the one
I didn't beat before.
**[18:29] Nat**
You meant the Four *Bear*
Kings, didn't you?!
**[18:33] Cla**
If we get to do what we want to do,
then I'd like a final episode like this.
**[18:43] (Flashback) Kar**
Claire-senpai, the Earth
has gotten so far away...
**[18:46] (Flashback) Cla**
Changes to Earth's climate,
**[18:49] (Flashback) Cla**
rampant disease,
**[18:51] (Flashback) Cla**
the outbreak of another world war...
**[18:55] (Flashback) Cla**
Our Mother Earth can no
longer support human life.
**[19:00] (Flashback) Kar**
So you and I are really the last humans alive...
**[19:04] (Flashback) Cla**
This ship will travel on autopilot,
**[19:07] (Flashback) Cla**
searching for a world that can support human life.
**[19:11] (Flashback) Cla**
Karin-san.
**[19:13] (Flashback) Cla**
You and I will become the Eve
and Eve of that new world.
**[19:19] (Flashback) Kar**
Claire-senpai...
**[19:21] (Flashback) Cla**
Karin-san...
**[19:23] (Flashback) Kar**
Claire-senpai...
**[19:25] Nat**
That's too grand a scale!
**[19:26] Nat**
And if you just have Eve and Eve, that
new world's never going to have a future!
**[19:30] Cla**
We can make it all work out
somehow, using iPS cells.
**[19:33] Nat**
It disturbs me that it doesn't
sound like a joke coming from her.
**[19:38] Bot**
What about you, Karin?
**[19:39] Kar**
Let me see...
**[19:41] Kar**
What I want to do for the last episode...
**[19:44] Kar**
is chat with all of you,
**[19:46] Kar**
eat sweets,
**[19:47] Kar**
then, stop by the convenience
store on my way home.
**[19:52] Nat**
But that's what we always do!
**[19:54] Kar**
Yes. I want to do what we always do.
**[19:57] Sak**
What we always do...
**[20:00] Sak**
That could be nice, too!
**[20:02] Sak**
Then, I think it's time to
go home like we always do!
**[20:05] Bot**
Let's stop by the convenience store...
**[20:07] Cla**
Buy sweets...
**[20:08] Nat**
And go to the park!
**[20:09] Kar**
Hooray!
***SIGN*** Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Entrance Ceremony
**[21:40] Sak**
Come in!
**[21:41] Kar**
Excuse us!
**[21:44] Sak**
Your membership is approved!
**[21:49] Sak**
Using milk...
**[21:50] All**
A toast!
**[21:54] Sak**
So this is wasabi octopus!
**[21:56] Nat**
You pushed for it without
knowing what it was?!
**[21:58] Cla**
Now, now.
**[21:59] Cla**
No need to scold her for
something that's in the past.
**[22:03] Bot**
But when I think that this is
the end, it feels a little lonely.
**[22:09] Kar**
That's right.
**[22:10] Kar**
All we have left is to do the preview.
**[22:13] Girls**
Huh? Preview?
**[22:15] Bot**
If this is the last episode,
why is there a preview?
**[22:18] Cla**
Sakura-san said it with such confidence,
**[22:21] Cla**
I was convinced that this
was the last episode, but...
**[22:24] Cla**
You don't think...
**[22:26] Kar**
Now that you mention it,
**[22:27] Kar**
there was that time she confused
episode 4 for episode 3, too.
**[22:32] Nat**
Which means...
**[22:34] Sak**
A-Anyone can make mistakes, right?!
**[22:40] Sak**
I'm sorry!
**[22:41] Aza**
See you next week!
***SIGN*** Record 36
***SIGN*** All's Well That Doesn't End
**[22:43] Nat**
It's *not* all well!
**[22:46] Nat**
What are we going to do?
**[22:48] Nat**
We don't have anything
left to do next week!
**[22:50] Sak**
Asking me that won't help...
**[22:52] Cla**
We could follow the ongoing original manga...
**[22:55] Nat**
We can't catch up in one more episode!
**[22:56] Bot**
Right!
**[22:57] Bot**
Then, I'll have to fight the final Bear King!
**[23:00] Nat**
You always kill them instantly!
**[23:01] Nat**
The episode won't last a minute!
**[23:03] Kar**
Then, next week... I'll do a short skit!
**[23:05] Nat**
Why?! And that'll be over immediately, too!
**[23:08] Cla**
Man, at this rate, there's not even
anything the Kokonoe Corporation can do!
**[23:12] Sak**
Claire-chan.
**[23:13] Sak**
If you give up, then the
match is over here and now.
**[23:15] Nat**
Hey!
**[23:16] Sak**
I won't give up!
**[23:17] Sak**
There has to be a way!
**[23:19] Nat**
This all started because
of your misunderstanding!
**[23:21] Sak**
It started! It started!
**[23:24] Bot**
She's singing again.
**[23:26] Kar**
That song...
**[23:27] Nat**
You know it?
**[23:28] Nat**
Wait, I'm the one who sang that!
**[23:30] Sak**
She played along before objecting.
**[23:31] Kar**
Like in episode 8.
**[23:32] Cla**
Since you objected to yourself, both
today and tomorrow are national holidays!
**[23:36] Sak**
That's it!
**[23:38] Sak**
In that case, let's ride it out
with a series of short gags!
**[23:45] Nat**
Did you all know?
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:46] Nat**
This week's Chronicles of the Going
Home Club wasn't the last episode!
**[23:51] Nat**
Next week is Record 37: Misreading.
**[23:54] Nat**
And about twenty more... are you kidding?!
**[23:57] ---**
We'll go flat out to get through them all!
**[23:58] Nat**
Hope you enjoy them!
# E12 - Record 37 - 57
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***SIGN*** Going Home Club Mini-Theater
Final Episode
***SIGN*** Fire Prevention Supervisor: Now Recruiting
***SIGN*** Going Home Club - Sakura
**[00:14] Nat**
It's too soon for the ending theme!
**[00:17] Nat**
Come on!
**[00:18] Nat**
Why did you go right
to the ending theme?
**[00:21] Sak**
Well, you know,
**[00:22] Sak**
when the ending theme plays early in
the last episode, it's a surefire winner!
**[00:26] Nat**
But that ends it the moment it starts!
**[00:28] Cla**
I guess we should have used
Karin-san's and my song after all.
**[00:31] Kar**
That's not the problem!
**[00:33] Nat**
Look!
**[00:34] Nat**
My point is, changing the song won't help!
**[00:37] Nat**
If you put it at the beginning,
**[00:39] Nat**
it stops being the ending theme
and becomes the opening theme!
**[00:43] Kar**
I get it!
**[00:45] Cla**
We've been saying that
this is the last episode...
**[00:47] Bot**
...but our activities aren't ending!
**[00:49] Sak**
It's the last episode, but it isn't over!
**[00:51] Sak**
On the contrary!
We're just getting started!
**[00:56] Girls**
Chronicles of the Going
Home Club starts now!
**[00:59] Aza**
There's still more to watch!
**[01:03] Girl**
"Hard work is sacred."
**[01:05] Girl**
Just as I was recalling words like
these with a sigh of relief...
**[01:09] Girl**
I heard a "toka-ton-ton"...
**[01:12] Girl**
The sound seemed to ring faintly from afar.
**[01:16] Girl**
Suddenly, everything I'd done up
to that point struck me as foolish.
**[01:20] Girl**
I stood up, walked back to my room,
**[01:23] Girl**
climbed under the covers, and went to sleep.
***SIGN*** Record 37: Misreading
**[01:26] Teacher**
Okay, that's far enough.
**[01:28] Teacher**
Now, for the next passage...
**[01:31] Teacher**
Doumyouji.
**[01:34] Teacher**
The next passage. Read it, please.
**[01:44] Sak**
I turned my face up
**[01:46] Sak**
to face the sky high above.
**[01:48] Sak**
Cirrocumulus.
**[01:49] Teacher**
Who told you to compose a haiku?!
**[03:25] Kar**
Tapirs live in equatorial jungles.
**[03:28] Kar**
*Did you all know*
**[03:30] Kar**
* that tapirs have an unusual*
* bone structure that makes*
**[03:32] Kar**
* their front legs longer*
* than their back legs?*
**[03:35] Kar**
*But setting that aside...*
**[03:38] Kar**
I'm currently...
**[03:40] Kar**
fleeing the Demon King's pursuit!
***SIGN*** Record 38:
What's "Tap-oom"?
**[03:55] Badguy**
You gave me quite the run-around.
**[03:57] Badguy**
You have a birthmark on your butt marking
you as the wielder of tremendous power.
**[04:01] Badguy**
Show it to me!
**[04:03] Kar**
No!
**[04:03] Kar**
There are various reasons
I can't show it to you!
**[04:10] Badguy**
You leave me no choice.
**[04:11] Badguy**
In that case...
**[04:12] Badguy**
I'll tear it off by force!
**[04:15] Tapir**
That's enough!
**[04:16] Badguy**
What?
**[04:17] Badguy**
Who are you?!
**[04:19] Tapir**
I am heir to the mark passed
down since ancient times.
**[04:23] Tapir**
The one who will stand
against the Demon King...
**[04:26] Tapir**
The one true hero: Tapir!
**[04:28] Tapir**
Demon King Veribadd, I won't
let you have your own way!
**[04:34] Badguy**
Such impudence from a mere tapir!
**[04:36] Badguy**
Very well! Then, I shall
start by ripping off y—
**[04:39] Tapir**
Super Tap-oom!
**[04:41] Demonking**
That's huge! What *is* that spell?!
**[04:54] Kar**
Amazing! That was amazing, Tapir-san!
**[05:05] Tapir**
Have you learned the power
of pay-to-win items?
**[05:12] Kar**
I get it now, Tapir-san...
**[05:14] Kar**
So...
**[05:15] Kar**
So that's what "tap-oom" meant...
**[05:16] Teacher**
Hey! Touno! Wake up!
***SIGN*** Don't Try This at Home
**[05:20] Aza**
Hey, kids! Don't fall
sleep in class, ya hear?
***SIGN*** Record 39
***SIGN*** I Hate Bugs
**[05:28] Kar**
I really, really can't stand bugs!
**[05:31] Kar**
A while ago, there was a centipede
four centimeters long in my house.
**[05:35] Kar**
And I just shouted...
**[05:37] (Flashback) Kar**
Monnu!
***SIGN*** Monnu
**[05:38] Kar**
...out of nowhere.
**[05:40] Nat**
That's a hard word to say
on the spur of the moment.
**[05:42] Kar**
But, Nat-chan, four
centimeters is really big!
**[05:46] Kar**
It's about as large as
an eleven-week-old fetus!
**[05:49] Nat**
Why are you comparing it to new life?!
**[05:53] Sak**
I see.
**[05:55] Sak**
By the way, speaking of sizes...
**[05:57] Sak**
A toilet flush has settings for
both "big" and "small,"
**[06:00] Sak**
but even if you set it for "small,"
it still uses a lot of water.
**[06:03] Nat**
That doesn't really have much to do with size.
**[06:06] Nat**
And what kind of subject is
that for a heroine to bring up?
**[06:09] Bot**
No...
**[06:11] Bot**
I don't care! Continue!
**[06:12] Nat**
For some reason, Botan-senpai
just gave the "Go" sign!
***SIGN*** Record 40
***SIGN*** Conserving Water
**[06:17] Sak**
I just think,
**[06:18] Sak**
if you used the "small" setting
for "big," "middle," *and* "small,"
***SIGN*** Small Big
**[06:21] Sak**
it would save water and be
good for the environment.
**[06:26] Nat**
I feel I should ask... What's "middle"?
**[06:30] Sak**
When it's almost a liquid, it's "middle"!
***SIGN*** Boom
**[06:31] Nat**
Okay, *stop*!
***SIGN*** Please wait a moment
***SIGN*** Botan-senpai is currently deploying Air Refresh Logos. Please wait patiently until the purification is complete.
**[06:34] Aza**
Please wait a moment.
**[06:45] Cla**
Hm?
***SIGN*** Record 41
Antonyms
**[06:57] Cla**
Oh, dear.
**[06:58] Cla**
My mechanical pencil's out of lead.
**[07:00] Nat**
I'll go buy some for you.
**[07:02] Cla**
What? But...
**[07:03] Nat**
I was about to go to the school store anyway...
**[07:05] Nat**
I'll buy you some while I'm there.
**[07:07] Cla**
Really?
**[07:08] Cla**
Well, if you wouldn't mind...
**[07:11] Cla**
This should cover it, right?
**[07:14] Nat**
You want me to buy the whole box?
**[07:17] Cla**
Well, there are 40 leads in a case,
and they're 200 yen apiece,
**[07:20] Cla**
which comes to 8,000 yen, right?
**[07:22] Nat**
The 200 yen is obviously
for all 40 leads!
**[07:25] Nat**
What kind of bourgeois writing
materials were you expecting?!
**[07:28] Cla**
I-It's 200 yen for the whole case?
**[07:32] Cla**
You mean to say that each
lead is only five yen?
**[07:35] Cla**
What is this quantum physical pricing?
**[07:38] Nat**
Is that the antonym of "astronomical"?
**[07:40] Nat**
First time I've ever heard that!
***SIGN*** Furuhashi
**[07:52] Nat**
Hello?
**[07:53] Fur**
Natsunoji.
**[07:54] Nat**
"Natsunoji"?
**[07:56] Fur**
There's something I'd like to show you.
**[07:59] Fur**
Could I trouble you to pay a visit to the roof?
**[08:02] Nat**
What's this character supposed to be?
**[08:04] Nat**
Just—
**[08:04] Fur**
You'll see when you get there.
***SIGN*** Record 42
***SIGN*** Debut!! Aikarin
**[08:14] Nat**
So what is it?
**[08:16] Nat**
What'd you call me up here to show me?
**[08:20] Fur**
I'm Ai!
**[08:21] Kar**
I'm Karin!
**[08:24] Girls**
Together, we are... Aikarin!
**[08:37] Fur**
It's time for "Aikarin's
Machine Gun Short Skits!"
**[08:39] Fur**
Delinquent.
**[08:41] Fur**
Hey, I wanna hit the arcade.
**[08:44] Fur**
Lend me some cash, would ya?
**[08:47] Kar**
Oh, no! I can't!
**[08:50] Fur**
Oh, yeah? You sure that's
your final answer?
**[08:55] Fur**
My li'l bro's the leader of
an elementary school gang!
**[08:57] Kar**
That's pathetic!
**[09:02] Nat**
28 points.
**[09:04] Fur**
That's harsh!
**[09:05] Nat**
I deducted five points in advance because
you made up another nickname for me.
**[09:09] Fur**
Which means I was already in the
red when I called you up here?
**[09:12] Nat**
Even with those five points,
you'd still be in the red.
**[09:15] Nat**
Plus, you called it "machine gun,"
but you only did one gag.
**[09:18] Nat**
That makes no sense.
**[09:19] Fur**
Well, we thought this one gag was as
powerful as a machine gun barrage...
**[09:23] Nat**
That makes no sense!
It has to be rapid fire!
**[09:25] Nat**
So why did you suddenly
decide to take on comedy?
**[09:28] Fur**
Well... earlier, I saw a
comedy program on TV, and...
**[09:32] Fur**
I thought "That looks easy.
Even I could reach the top level."
**[09:37] Nat**
Do you have an eternal wellspring of
confidence inside that brain of yours?
**[09:41] Fur**
Huh?
***SIGN*** The Top
**[09:43] Aza**
Far away?
***SIGN*** Record 43
***SIGN*** Aikarin Strikes Back
**[09:51] Fur**
It's time for "Aikarin's Explosive
Hand Grenade Short Skits!"
**[09:54] Fur**
Birth!
**[09:56] Fur**
What's wrong?
**[09:57] Fur**
Huh? Are you okay?
**[10:00] Kar**
I-I'm giving birth!
**[10:02] Fur**
I know! The Lamaze Technique!
**[10:15] Kar**
Oxygen is delicious!
**[10:18] Nat**
Why did you take the surrealist route?
**[10:20] Fur**
What do you think?
**[10:20] Nat**
I'm not sure what to say.
**[10:23] Nat**
That reminds me, Furuishi...
**[10:25] Fur**
It's Furuhashi!
**[10:27] Nat**
So your first name's Ai, is it?
**[10:29] Nat**
I never knew!
**[10:32] Fur**
We spent three years in middle
school together, didn't we?!
**[10:37] Sak**
And with that...
**[10:38] Cla**
...Chronicles of the Going Home Club...
**[10:40] Bot**
...has completed all twelve episodes.
**[10:41] All**
Thank you for watchi—
**[10:42] Nat**
It's not over yet!
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Photo Gallery
***SIGN*** All that still remains of the Going Home Club's lost dreams is the summer grass
***SIGN*** Chronicles of the Going Home Club
***SIGN*** Fire Prevention Supervisor: Iizuka
***SIGN*** Student Council Room
***SIGN*** Student Council President
**[11:11] Rei**
What?
**[11:12] Rei**
I get another appearance?!
***SIGN*** Record 44
***SIGN*** Complacency
**[11:15] Rei**
But I thought last week
was the final episode...
**[11:18] Kan**
President! Urgent news!
***SIGN*** Student Council Secretary, 2nd year
Kaneda Masao
**[11:20] Rei**
Is it about the Soccer Club
and the Baseball Club?
***SIGN*** Record 45
***SIGN*** The Perfect Equal
**[11:23] Kan**
You already know about it?
**[11:25] Rei**
Don't worry. I've already taken
measures to deal with it.
***SIGN*** Student Council President: 3rd Year
Takakado Reina
Special Ability: Handbook Bind
**[11:28] Kan**
What do you mean?
**[11:31] Rei**
I've sent the vice president to the scene.
**[11:33] Kan**
Iizuka-san?!
**[11:35] Aza**
The animators got complacent and forgot
to design the secretary, Kaneda-kun.
**[11:44] Sak**
The Student Council Vice
President, Iizuka Kouhei.
***SIGN*** Student Council
Vice President: 3rd Year
Iizuka Kouhei
**[11:48] Sak**
They call him a romantic... an idealist.
**[11:53] Nat**
So he has an alias, too...
**[11:55] Sak**
His ability is "The Perfect Equal."
***SIGN*** The Perfect Equal
***SIGN*** The Perfect Equal
**[11:59] Nat**
Another one with superpowers?!
**[12:01] Kar**
What kind of ability is "The Perfect Equal"?
**[12:05] Bot**
From what I've heard, it ensures lunch
portions are served out equally.
**[12:09] Nat**
What's the point of that?!
**[12:11] Sak**
Plus, our school doesn't
even have lunch service.
**[12:14] Cla**
In other words, his ability
is useless garbage, right?
**[12:19] Nat**
I think that's a little too harsh.
***SIGN*** Record 46
***SIGN*** Animal Sounds
**[12:23] Sak**
Speaking of aliases...
**[12:24] Sak**
We call dogs "bow-wows" so why
don't we call cats "meow-meows"?
**[12:29] Bot**
That's less an alias and more of a label.
**[12:32] Kar**
That's true.
**[12:34] Kar**
It's the same with Malay Tapirs.
**[12:36] Kar**
Ta...
**[12:38] Nat**
Why did you bring up an animal when
you don't know what sound it makes?!
**[12:42] Cla**
We could call Parrots
"Pollywannacracker-chan," too.
**[12:45] Par**
Good morning!
**[12:47] Nat**
Now we're just talking about
things that don't matter!
**[12:50] Bot**
And a whip-poor-will should be
called "Whip-poor-will-chan"!
**[12:52] Nat**
That's the same thing!
**[12:53] Nat**
You people are real idiots!
***SIGN*** Record 47
***SIGN*** Map
**[12:58] Kar**
We still haven't reached that cute
sundries shop we saw on the internet?
**[13:02] Sak**
According to the map,
it should be in this area...
**[13:05] Nat**
Knowing Sakura-senpai,
**[13:07] Nat**
she probably brought a
map of the world by mistake.
**[13:10] Nat**
That's not the punchline here, is it?
***SIGN*** Map of the Galaxy
**[13:16] Nat**
The scale's way too big!
**[13:18] Aza**
You are currently... here!
**[13:21] Nat**
I can barely even tell
where our solar system is!
***SIGN*** Record 48
***SIGN*** Taste of the Commoners
**[13:24] Cla**
Well, shall we stop by the convenience
store, and then head to the park?
**[13:33] Aza**
You can do it!
**[13:40] Kar**
Claire-senpai! Look at this!
**[13:43] Kar**
This is the most delicious
part of the ice cream!
**[13:48] Cla**
May I try it?
**[13:50] Kar**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Ice Cream
**[13:58] Cla**
So this is the taste of the commoners?
**[14:00] Nat**
That overjoyed reaction just shows
**[14:01] Nat**
how big the gap is between
you and the commoners.
***SIGN*** Record 49
***SIGN*** Heroic Tale
**[14:07] Bot**
I did have one of those before.
**[14:09] Bot**
There were these guys
who wanted to get rid of me
**[14:12] Bot**
before I could learn Hagitsuki-ryuu.
**[14:14] Nat**
That sounds awfully savage.
**[14:18] Bot**
I was about three years old.
**[14:20] Bot**
They used a sniper rifle
to shoot me in the chest.
**[14:23] Nat**
That's a major incident out of the blue!
**[14:29] Bot**
I was such a novice.
**[14:31] Bot**
I didn't even notice the
sniper one kilometer away.
**[14:34] Bot**
Of course, now, I'd spot him immediately.
**[14:36] Nat**
You sound embarrassed about your past,
**[14:39] Nat**
but it's scarier that you notice them at all!
**[14:40] Kar**
B-But you were shot in the chest...
**[14:44] Kar**
Does that mean you died when
you were a child, Botan-senpai?!
**[14:48] Cla**
Karin-san, calm down.
**[14:50] Cla**
The fact that she's here with us now
proves that she survived being shot.
**[14:55] Nat**
But, how did you survive?
**[14:58] Bot**
I happened to be carrying
something in my chest region.
**[15:02] Bot**
It blocked the bullet.
**[15:04] Sak**
Wow! Just like in the movies!
**[15:07] Bot**
Yes. I got it from my parents.
**[15:10] Bot**
My ribcage!
**[15:13] Nat**
You can't block a bullet like that!
**[15:17] Bot**
I've been waiting for this moment.
**[15:19] Bot**
It's time to settle this once and for all.
**[15:23] Bot**
Bear!
**[15:26] Nat**
Um...
***SIGN*** Record 50
***SIGN*** What if the Person Inside the
Four Bear Kings Costume in the
Spirit World was a Super Feminayan?
**[15:28] Nat**
What's going on?
***SIGN*** Four Bear Kings: Polar Bear
**[15:33] Bear**
He is the strongest of the Four Bear Kings.
**[15:39] Bear**
Do you really think you can beat me?
**[15:46] Bot**
It can't be...
**[15:48] Bot**
You mean...
**[15:49] Bot**
It was you...
**[15:52] Bot**
Karin?!
**[15:53] Bot**
What's going on here?
**[15:55] Kar**
I am of a race that can
alter its contents at will.
**[15:58] Bear**
The Costume Bear!
**[16:01] Kar**
And you're wide open...
**[16:02] Kar**
Botan-senpai!
***SIGN*** Cute
***SIGN*** Femi...
***SIGN*** Cute
**[16:14] ---**
...nine...
***SIGN*** Cute
**[16:16] ---**
ap...
***SIGN*** Cute
**[16:18] ---**
...peal!
***SIGN*** Cute
**[16:19] Bot**
Her feminine appeal is overwhelming...
***SIGN*** Cute
**[16:22] Bot**
I can't beat her.
**[16:24] Cla**
Naturally!
**[16:25] Sak**
The Four Bear Kings are a
force to be reckoned with!
**[16:27] Nat**
But...
**[16:28] Nat**
This doesn't even make any sense!
***SIGN*** Record 51: A Song That's Not
Even Vaguely Remembered
**[16:40] Cla**
Look, everyone. This is
the famous Moldau River.
**[16:44] Kar**
It's so big!
**[16:46] Bot**
Speaking of which, Sakura...
**[16:48] Bot**
You sang "Die Moldau" in your
middle school choir, right?
**[16:52] Sak**
That's right!
**[16:53] Bot**
Well, since we're here now,
why don't you sing it?
**[16:56] Kar**
I'd like to hear it!
**[16:58] Kar**
Please sing it in German!
**[17:00] Sak**
In... In German?
**[17:02] Kar**
Yes! Please!
**[17:16] Kar**
That's "Demon King," Sakura-senpai!
**[17:18] Kar**
I want to hear "Die Moldau"!
**[17:23] Kar**
Not "Demon King!"
"Die Moldau," please!
**[17:34] Cla**
You never sang "Die Moldau," did you?
**[17:38] Sak**
Father!
**[17:40] Nat**
That's not your father!
***SIGN*** Going Home Club Explains: What is "Die Moldau"?
**[17:42] Aza**
By the way,
**[17:43] Aza**
"Die Moldau" is actually
one part of a longer work
**[17:46] Aza**
by a Czech composer named Smetana,
arranged for choruses to sing.
**[17:49] Aza**
The lyrics we sing were added by the Japanese.
**[17:52] Nat**
So when you sang it in middle
school, it was in Japanese?!
**[17:55] Sak**
I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** Record 52
***SIGN*** You Fed the Cute Girls Too Much
**[17:58] Cla**
Karin-san. Here's your drink.
**[18:01] Cla**
I didn't want you to hurt your
hands, so I opened it first.
**[18:05] Cla**
I've also turned in your handouts for
the day, so don't worry about that.
**[18:09] Cla**
Then, I filled your mechanical
pencil with lead,
**[18:12] Cla**
and I put an extra pink eraser
in your locker for you.
**[18:15] Cla**
Do you have a handkerchief
and pocket tissues?
**[18:17] Cla**
Also, I went to the restroom for you.
**[18:18] Nat**
I know this is your usual routine, but...
**[18:22] Nat**
don't you think you're spoiling
her a little too much?
**[18:24] Cla**
Oh, no, I don't fink fo!
**[18:29] Cla**
Goo!
**[18:31] Nat**
That would never happen!
***SIGN*** Record 53: "How to Draw" Song
**[18:36] Sak**
I thought up a "How to
Draw Natsuki-chan" song!
**[18:38] Nat**
Huh?
**[18:39] Sak**
The crescent moon rises high in the sky!
**[18:45] Nat**
That's it?!
***SIGN*** Record 54
***SIGN*** Cute
**[18:49] Ann**
For winning the title of MVP,
**[18:51] Ann**
Cristiano Messi will be awarded
a top-of-the-line sports car.
**[18:56] Kar**
Wow!
**[18:56] Kar**
Soccer players drive big cars, huh?
***SIGN*** Record 55: The "How to Draw Sakura-chan" Song
**[19:05] Sak**
I thought up a "How to
Draw Sakura-chan" song!
**[19:08] Sak**
Then, I'll draw it now!
**[19:09] Sak**
But there's something you need first.
**[19:11] Sak**
A mental image.
**[19:13] Sak**
A mental image of what
you're drawing is essential.
**[19:15] Bot**
This looks like it's gonna take
a while. Better fast-forward.
**[19:15] Sak**
Understand? When it's time to draw—
***SIGN*** Fast Forward
***SIGN*** Fast Forward
***SIGN*** Fast Forward
***SIGN*** Pause
***SIGN*** Play
**[19:23] Sak**
And just like that, you've got Sakura-chan!
**[19:26] Nat**
Don't fast-forward through
the drawing process!
**[19:28] Girls**
Yeah, right! Yeah, right! Yeah, right!
**[19:30] Nar**
Somewhere, hidden from the eyes of men,
**[19:32] Nar**
there is a merciless underworld
organization that trains skilled Retorters.
**[19:39] Nar**
It is called:
***SIGN*** Record 56: The Retorters' Pit
**[19:41] Nar**
The Retorters' Pit
**[19:42] Nat**
That doesn't exist!
***SIGN*** Record 57
***SIGN*** Important Announcement
**[19:48] Sak**
I now have two important announcements!
**[19:48] Sak**
One, two!
**[19:51] Sak**
The first concerns the cat that's been
hanging around the school grounds.
**[19:54] Sak**
That cat just had kittens
behind the school building.
**[19:58] Kar**
I thought she was looking
chubby recently!
**[20:01] Kar**
So she became a mom!
**[20:03] Bot**
Okay! Let's go see!
**[20:05] Cla**
I'm sure they're all as cute as Karin-san.
**[20:09] Kar**
I want to go see them!
**[20:11] Sak**
Okay! Let's go see them now!
**[20:13] Nat**
W-Wait a minute! Before we do that...
**[20:17] Nat**
What's the other important announcement?
**[20:23] Sak**
Oh.
**[20:24] Sak**
It's that there are only 60 seconds
until the end of the series.
**[20:31] Bot**
*You decided to bring this up now?*
**[20:33] Cla**
*Just fifty-four seconds remaining...*
**[20:34] Cla**
*We only have time for one more joke.*
**[20:37] Nat**
*We can't bomb the final punchline.*
**[20:40] Kar**
*I want to see the kittens!*
**[20:44] Nat**
What? It's mine? What awful timing!
**[20:48] Kar**
Nat-chan, did you change your ringtone?!
**[20:49] Sak**
That's not the part you
should be concerned with!
**[20:51] Nat**
Furuhashi, sorry!
**[20:52] Nat**
I'm a little occupied right now!
***SIGN*** Furuhashi Ai
**[20:55] Fur**
Natsukinov... You got my name
right for the first time.
**[20:59] Nat**
Huh? Wait, anyway...
**[21:01] Nat**
What do you want?
**[21:03] Fur**
I realized I keep forgetting to tell you.
**[21:07] Fur**
And given the occasion,
I thought I should tell you now...
**[21:11] Fur**
You remember how I wasn't
sure if I should join
**[21:15] Fur**
the Tennis Club or the
Hundred Poems Club?
**[21:19] Fur**
The truth is...
**[21:21] Fur**
I joined the Volleyball Club.
**[21:22] Nat**
Who cares about that?!
**[21:24] Nat**
We're out of time!
**[21:24] Aza**
Three... Two... One.
**[22:59] Sak**
Oh, well. I wish we could
have made it to Record 100.
**[23:03] Nat**
That would've been impossible
in the time we had.
**[23:07] Bot**
We could've done a skit every 45 frames.
**[23:11] Bot**
That'd make it possible, right?
**[23:12] Nat**
My retorts couldn't keep
up with that speed.
**[23:16] Cla**
We didn't get to do a final joke.
**[23:18] Cla**
We would have done better just showing
cute pictures of Karin-san the whole time.
**[23:23] Nat**
You never change, do you?
**[23:28] Nat**
Karin?
**[23:32] Kar**
The first evening star!
**[23:49] Cla**
What?
**[23:50] Bot**
It's moving, isn't it?
**[23:51] Nat**
Um...
**[23:53] Sak**
That's an airplane.
**[23:56] Nat**
Well, that ruined everything...
***SIGN*** The End.