Chronicles of the Going Home Club

The Going Home Club is a school club whose members' only goal is to find out how much fun they can have after school. Setting aside the question of whether it is actually recognized by the school, the girls in the club are busy nourishing their utterly off-topic discussions again today.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Go-Home Club Applicants \ Life is Short; Go Home, Young Lady \ Beware of Hagizuki-ryuu Practitioners \ Extravagant Youth: Priceless

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[00:07] Nar
    Hooded seals live in the Arctic.
[00:14] Nar
    Did you all know
[00:16] Nar
    that the hooded seal's lactation
    period is about four days?
[00:19] Nar
    They say that's the
    shortest of any mammal.
[00:22] Nar
    But setting that aside...
[00:27] Natsu
    Japan is currently in the height of spring.
[00:29] Natsu
    As a rain of pollen tickles my nasal membranes,
[00:32] Natsu
    I, Andou Natsuki, have officially
    become a high school student.
SIGN    Wrestling Club
[00:37] Natsu
    Today is club recruiting day.
SIGN    Let's ride horses!
[00:40] Natsu
    High school is amazing!
    There are so many different clubs!
[00:55] Sakura
    H... H... Help me up...
[00:58] Natsu
    I guess spring also brings along
    some things I don't understand.
[01:03] Aza
    Stray seal!
[01:08] Natsu
    What was that all about?
[01:10] Furu
    Hey, Nattsun!
[01:14] Natsu
    Um... Who are you?
[01:17] Furu
    I'm Furuhashi! Furuhashi!
[01:18] ---
    We went to middle school together!
[01:20] Aza
    This happens a lot!
[01:22] Furu
    Nattsun, your jokes are really too much.
[01:24] Natsu
    I thought I told you to stop calling me
    that once we were in high school.
[01:27] Furu
    Well? Have you picked
    your club yet, Nattsun?
[01:30] Natsu
    Are you sticking with the Tennis Club?
[01:34] Furu
    Hmm... But doing the same
    thing as in middle school
[01:37] ---
    wouldn't be very exciting.
[01:40] Furu
    Maybe I should be bold and
    try the Hundred Poems Club!
[01:43] Natsu
    Huh?
[01:44] Furu
    Look! It's even the same arm motion.
[01:44] Aza
    As friends and strangers come and go...
[01:47] Natsu
    I don't know if it's wise to
    join a club based on that.
[01:47] Aza
    Fault.
[01:50] Natsu
    I don't like dealing with the
    hierarchies in clubs, anyway.
[01:54] Natsu
    Maybe I should join the Going Home Club.
[01:56] Karin
    Really? Andou-san, you're joining
    the Going Home Club, too?
[02:00] Natsu
    Um... you're Touno-san, right?
[02:03] Karin
    Yeah! I'm Touno Karin.
    It's nice to meet you!
[02:06] Karin
    But I'm so glad.
[02:08] ---
    I thought I would be the only one
    joining the Going Home Club.
[02:11] Natsu
    No, I really doubt that...
[02:15] Natsu
    Furuhashi, you could join
    the Going Home Club—
[02:16] Karin
    What?! No, I've got my Hundred Poems Club!
[02:20] Natsu
    Wasn't that just some idea you had?
[02:22] Furu
    Oh, right. I should go there
    and observe, or something.
[02:25] ---
    That's right, that's right...
[02:27] Karin
    Observe?
[02:29] Natsu
    Well, why don't we do the same?
[02:32] Natsu
    Observe the Going Home Club! Yeah, right.
[02:34] Karin
    Sure, let's go!
[02:37] Natsu
    Huh? What?
[02:40] Natsu
    No, the Going Home Club isn't...
[02:44] Natsu
    a...
[02:45] Natsu
    real...
[02:46] Natsu
    club...
SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Now Recruiting
SIGN    Going Home Club
[02:51] Natsu
    It is real!
[04:24] Natsu
    Wait a minute.
[04:25] Natsu
    Why does the Going Home Club
    have its own club room?!
[04:27] Natsu
    That's taking "anything goes" too far!
[04:29] Karin
    It's amazing, isn't it?
[04:33] Sakura
    Come in!
[04:34] Natsu
    Have a little doubt here...
SIGN    Record 1
SIGN    Going Home Club Applicants
[04:41] Karin
    Excuse us!
[04:43] Sakura
    Your membership is approved!
[04:45] Natsu
    That was fast!
[04:46] Botan
    But you're applying for membership, right?
[04:48] Karin
    Yes!
[04:49] Natsu
    I'm not really...
[04:51] Claire
    I'm so happy. What might your names be?
[04:55] Karin
    I'm Touno Karin!
[04:57] Natsu
    I'm Andou Natsuki.
[04:59] Sakura
    Karin-chan and Natsuki-chan, then!
[05:02] Sakura
    Right! Let me introduce the crazy
    members of the Going Home Club!
[05:06] Natsu
    What?! The members are crazy?!
SIGN    Sixteenth heir to the ancient
    Hagitsuki-ryuu martial arts style
[05:09] Sakura
    Sixteenth heir to the ancient
    Hagitsuki-ryuu martial arts style,
[05:13] ---
    Oohagi Botan-chan.
[05:15] Botan
    Let's fight bears together!
[05:17] Natsu
    What?! She's exceptional!
SIGN    Daughter of the head of the Kokonoe Corporation
[05:19] Sakura
    Daughter of the head of
    the Kokonoe Corporation,
[05:23] ---
    Kokonoe Claire-chan!
[05:26] Claire
    If we get any more members,
    we'll have to hire a maid.
[05:29] Natsu
    What?! She's exceptional, too!
[05:31] Sakura
    And I am the Going Home Club's president,
[05:33] ---
    proud bearer of type A blood,
    born under the sign of Taurus...
[05:39] Sakura
    Doumyouji Sakura!
SIGN    Name: Doumyouji Sakura
    Blood Type: A
    Sign: Taurus
    Height: 163cm
    Weight: Secret
[05:41] Sakura
    Heir to my grandmother's
    sewing scissors!
SIGN    Normal Person
[05:46] Natsu
    That means you're just
    an ordinary person!
[05:50] Natsu
    L-Look.
[05:51] Natsu
    I appreciate the introductions,
[05:54] ---
    but I'm not actually interested
    in joining your club...
[05:59] Natsu
    So can I go home now?
[06:01] Sakura
    You...
[06:04] Sakura
    You're incredible!
[06:06] Sakura
    You want to go home right away...
[06:09] Sakura
    You have incredible
    Going Home Spirit within you!
[06:13] ---
    Huh?
[06:14] Claire
    That's right!
[06:15] ---
    We must order dresses for
    the two of you right away!
[06:18] ---
    Huh? W-Wait!
[06:20] Botan
    We've got some real
    Uber Loogies among us now.
[06:22] Natsu
    If you're talking about
    an impressive newcomer,
[06:24] ---
    the term is "Super Rookie"!
[06:27] Sakura
    We've got two spirited
    first-years joining us!
[06:30] ---
    This should be a lot of fun!
[06:33] Sa/Bo/Cl
    Welcome to the Going Home Club!
[06:41] Natsu
    It's too soon for the ending theme!
SIGN    Record 2
SIGN    Life is Short; Go Home, Young Lady
[06:49] Furu
    So you ended up joining the
    Going Home Club yesterday!
[06:52] Natsu
    This is no laughing matter.
[06:54] Furu
    But it's so funny, Nattsu—
[06:56] Furu
    Uh, I mean, um, Natsukichi?
[06:58] Natsu
    You don't have to invent a new
    nickname for me, Furukawa.
[07:03] Furu
    It's Furuhashi.
[07:05] Natsu
    Anyway, they told me to start
    coming officially, today.
[07:09] Natsu
    What am I gonna do?
[07:12] Furu
    Well, it looks like
    not going isn't an option.
[07:24] Karin
    Hey, Andou-san.
[07:26] Natsu
    You can call me Natsuki.
    And I'll call you Karin.
[07:29] Karin
    Really? Then can I call you Nat-chan?
[07:32] Natsu
    Sure, fine with me.
[07:36] Natsu
    So, what is it?
[07:37] Karin
    Nat-chan.
[07:41] Karin
    Nat-chan...
[07:45] Karin
    Nat-chan...
SIGN    Blush
[07:48] Natsu
    Um...
[07:50] Karin
    Oh, that's right.
[07:52] ---
    Nat-chan, what do you think they
    do in the Going Home Club?
[07:56] Natsu
    You don't know?!
[07:58] Natsu
    That's what I wanted to ask!
[08:00] ---
    And what made you want to join
[08:02] ---
    if you don't even know what they do?
[08:04] Karin
    What? Well, it was during
    club recruiting day...
SIGN    Stand Up!
    Going Home Club
    Now Recruiting!
[08:10] (Flashback) Aza
    Stand! Stand up!
[08:18] Karin
    This is it!
[08:19] Natsu
    What is it?!
[08:20] Natsu
    What about that made you
    want to join their club?!
[08:23] Natsu
    And they were recruiting people with that?!
[08:26] Natsu
    I want to go home already.
[08:28] Karin
    That's a Super Rookie for you!
[08:30] Natsu
    Shut up already.
[08:32] Karin
    It's okay, Nat-chan.
[08:34] ---
    If you ask our senpai in Japanese,
[08:36] ---
    I'm sure they'll tell you what
    the Going Home Club does.
[08:39] Natsu
    Well, yes, that's probably true...
[08:43] Natsu
    But it didn't occur to me that I had
    a language choice besides Japanese.
SIGN    Also known as brush seal
[08:48] Aza
    Mohawk Seal!
SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Seal
    
    Going Home Club
[08:52] Natsu
    Excuse me.
[08:53] Sakura
    The first-years are here!
[08:55] Claire
    Welcome!
[08:56] Botan
    I've got controllers ready for you.
[08:58] Sakura
    Oh, that's right. Chairs, chairs!
[09:01] Natsu
    Um, Doumyouji-senpai...
[09:03] Sakura
    Take no great pains.
    Prithee call me Sakura.
[09:06] Natsu
    Okay, Sakura-senpai—
[09:08] Sakura
    Aye, come nearer.
[09:11] Natsu
    Sakura-senpai, why are you
    using such old-timey language?
[09:14] Botan
    Probably because sixth period
    was classic literature.
[09:17] Natsu
    She's so easily influenced!
[09:18] Karin
    Nat-chan. You wanted to ask
    something else, remember?
[09:21] ---
    Oh, yeah.
[09:23] Natsu
    Sakura-senpai.
[09:25] Natsu
    What exactly does the Going Home Club do?
[09:36] Sakura
    We have fun!
[09:39] Natsu
    I told you, it's too soon!
[09:41] ---
    How desperate are you to end the show?!
[09:44] Sakura
    If you do nothing, your youth
    will pass by in an instant.
SIGN    °Based on the creator's personal experience.
[09:48] Sakura
    That is why we formed the Going Home Club,
[09:50] ---
    to enjoy ourselves as much as possible
[09:52] ---
    after school and on the way home.
[09:55] Claire
    Is that what it was?
[09:57] Natsu
    Not even your own members knew?!
[10:00] Sakura
    We want to do things that are fun,
    but that one shouldn't do.
[10:03] Natsu
    Do things it's okay to do!
[10:06] Sakura
    But today, we're going to do
    something it's okay to do.
[10:09] Sakura
    Botan-chan! Claire-chan!
[10:11] Natsu
    What are you going to do?
[10:14] Claire
    We're going to the park
    to feed the pigeons.
[10:17] Sakura
    Feeding the pigeons!
[10:19] Botan
    Project Code...
[10:20] ---
    MANNA!
[10:21] Natsu
    It doesn't need a title that cool!
[10:30] Natsu
    Feeding the pigeons?
    What are they, little kids?
[10:34] Botan
    There!
[10:49] Sakura
    It's so fun!
[10:54] Sakura
    Yeah! He took it!
[10:56] Sakura
    Come on, little guy! It's tasty!
[11:04] Natsu
    I guess... it might be kind of fun.
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery
SIGN    We took this photo of the Going Home Club in action. Who provides whose voice?
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
[11:43] Natsu
    Just open it normally!
SIGN    Record 3
SIGN    Beware of Hagitsuki-ryuu Practitioners
[11:50] Sakura
    So, that was Botan-chan's demonstration
    of Hagitsuki-ryuu martial arts!
[11:59] Natsu
    I'm impressed that you can cut it
[12:01] ---
    so cleanly with just your bare hand.
[12:03] Botan
    To be precise, I'm not
    cutting it with my hand.
[12:07] Botan
    By moving my hand very quickly,
[12:08] ---
    I create a momentary vacuum in the air.
[12:11] ---
    That's what cuts it.
[12:14] Botan
    It's the same principle as the kamaitachi.
[12:16] Natsu
    There it is! A manga explanation!
[12:18] Botan
    It's a closely guarded family
    secret, so don't tell anyone.
[12:21] Natsu
    What?! You're taking a closely
    guarded secret pretty lightly!
[12:26] Karin
    But Botan-senpai really
    is strong, isn't she?
[12:29] Claire
    Yes. She's had many heroic
    exploits, as well.
[12:32] Sakura
    Especially her "Bear Tour" last summer.
[12:35] Sakura
    That was really scary!
[12:39] Natsu
    What kind of ominous-sounding tour is that?
[12:42] Sakura
    Botan-chan kept us up to date
    with very detailed emails...
SIGN    July 28th
[12:46] Botan
    July 28th.
[12:49] Botan
    I'm fighting a brown bear in Hokkaido.
[12:51] Natsu
    I knew it!
[12:52] ---
    Why would you do something like that?!
[12:55] Botan
    I heard that the brown
    bear was the strongest
[12:57] ---
    wild animal in Japan.
[12:58] ---
    So I didn't have a choice.
[13:00] Natsu
    Yes, you did!
[13:01] ---
    And your reason doesn't have a shred
    of high school girlishness in it!
[13:08] Botan
    The match was decided swiftly.
[13:10] (Flashback) Botan
    Was that all?
[13:11] Botan
    I was left with only disappointment.
[13:13] Natsu
    You beat it?!
[13:15] (Flashback) Botan
    I beat the brown bear!
[13:16] (Flashback) ---
    But I'm bummed by how weak it was.
[13:19] (Flashback) ---
    Its punches looked like
    they weren't even moving.
[13:20] (Flashback) ---
    Teehee.
[13:21] Natsu
    It's a little late to bring out the
[13:23] ---
    high school girl mannerisms in your emails!
[13:26] (Flashback) Botan
    And, send!
[13:27] (Flashback) Bear
    Don't get cocky...
    just because you beat me...
[13:31] (Flashback) Bear
    In Alaska, there dwells a bear
    far more powerful than I...
[13:36] Botan
    I felt as if the downed
    bear was speaking to me.
[13:39] Natsu
    No! It absolutely was
    not speaking to you!
[13:47] (Flashback) Grizzly
    So, the brown bear was defeated.
[13:50] (Flashback) Polar
    But he was the weakest of
    us Four Bear Kings, so—
[13:53] Natsu
    That didn't happen! I know it didn't!
[13:57] Claire
    July 30th, Alaska.
[13:59] Natsu
    You flew to America?!
[14:03] Botan
    I found a grizzly in the forest.
[14:07] Botan
    Truly, he was a full size
    larger than the brown bear.
[14:13] [Messenger] Sign
    From: Oohagi Botan
    Subject: America Now
[14:14] Botan
    "I'm in America right now!
[14:16] ---
    I'm shocked by how big
    American hamburgers are!
[14:19] ---
    I'm so stuffed!"
[14:22] Natsu
    All you did was enjoy your first trip to America!
[14:25] Claire
    "And then I beat the bear."
[14:26] Natsu
    The bear doesn't even
    matter anymore, does it?!
[14:30] Botan
    After defeating the grizzly, I realized...
[14:33] ---
    Now that I'd come this far,
    I had to take on a polar bear.
[14:36] Natsu
    Why?!
[14:39] Botan
    Bears get bigger and stronger
    the further north you go.
[14:43] Botan
    And I'd started feeling like I
    was playing a fighting game.
[14:46] Natsu
    She's got game brain...
SIGN    BOOM
[14:50] Botan
    July 31st.
[14:52] ---
    I beat the polar bear, as well.
[14:54] Natsu
    You did it?!
[14:56] Sakura
    She beat the strongest bear
[14:58] ---
    and we all assumed it was over.
[15:00] ---
    But there was still more to come.
[15:03] ---
    About a month later...
[15:06] Botan
    I read my cell phone bill and fell to pieces.
[15:10] Natsu
    It's because you used your
    cell phone so much overseas!
[15:13] Botan
    It seems it wasn't bears I
    should have been fighting.
[15:16] ---
    It was the system!
[15:19] Botan
    The system known as rate structure!
SIGN    Rate structure
[15:21] Natsu
    Just fix your rate plan and your lifestyle!
[15:25] Claire
    There were lots of others
    besides the bears.
[15:28] Claire
    She beat a great white shark
    in the ocean near Japan,
[15:31] ---
    beat an elephant in Africa,
[15:34] ---
    played with a squirrel at
    Tsurugaoka Hachiman Shrine,
[15:37] ---
    beat a cobra in India...
[15:39] Natsu
    I think a Kamakura vacation memory got
[15:41] ---
    mixed up in there somewhere.
[15:44] Sakura
    She also beat the Demon
    King with just the
SIGN    You beat the Demon King!
[15:47] ---
    Hero and no orbs of light!
[15:49] Sakura
    And she beat the hardest final boss
    without taking any damage.
[15:52] Sakura
    There's just no end to
    her heroic exploits.
[15:54] Natsu
    Those last two were just
    challenge run stories!
[15:57] ---
    That's how you end up with game brain!
[15:59] Sakura
    The point that I want to instill
[16:01] ---
    in you first-years as
    club president is that
[16:04] ---
    Botan can only do these things because
    she received special training.
[16:08] ---
    Ordinary people shouldn't try to mimic her!
[16:11] Karin
    Okay.
[16:12] Natsu
    I've never heard a more
    unnecessary warning in my life.
[16:15] Botan
    That's right!
[16:16] ---
    Now that we have new club members,
[16:18] ---
    why don't you come fight
    bears with me for real?
[16:23] Sakura
    We're going to that new crepe stand today.
[16:27] Ara
    Let it go.
[16:32] Sakura
    Umm... I was sure it was in this area...
[16:36] Natsu
    Oh, is that it there?
[16:44] Botan
    A bear!
[16:45] Sakura
    Stop it.
[16:51] Sakura
    Sorry for the wait!
[16:54] Karin
    Sakura-senpai, your crepe is so big!
[16:57] Botan
    Can you really finish all that?
[17:00] Sakura
    Eh? Where's Natsuki-chan?
[17:02] Claire
    I believe she went to the powder room.
[17:28] Botan
    What's wrong? That was a strange noise.
[17:31] Karin
    The truth is...
SIGN    School Store
[17:33] ---
    at lunch, I went to the school store with Nat-chan...
[17:38] Karin
    But they were sold out of erasers.
[17:41] Sakura
    The school store can sell out of erasers?
[17:44] Karin
    Yes...
[17:45] Natsu
    Well, they actually did have some.
[17:47] Natsu
    A whole display of them.
SIGN    Nothing Comes Together As It Should
[17:48] Sakura
    Huh?
[17:49] Natsu
    But Karin didn't want one
    unless it was in a pink case.
[17:55] Karin
    I couldn't erase at all during
    my afternoon classes.
[17:58] Natsu
    Just compromise and buy one!
[18:00] Claire
    That's tough.
[18:03] ---
    Let's go buy you a stationery store later.
[18:09] Natsu
    Buy a store?!
SIGN    Record 4
SIGN    Extravagant Youth: Priceless
[18:16] Sakura
    Well, it can't be helped.
[18:17] ---
    Claire-chan is the daughter of the
    Kokonoe Corporation, after all.
[18:20] ---
    Her money sense is a little
    different from a normal person's.
[18:24] Natsu
    That's more than "a little" different!
[18:26] Natsu
    Buying a store at the drop of a hat
[18:27] ---
    is like "real-life sugoroku with actual
    trains" level of money sense!
[18:30] Aza
    I just bought the whole store!
[18:32] Sakura
    Claire-chan doesn't feel any sense of loss
[18:35] ---
    when she spends money.
[18:37] Natsu
    What are you talking about?
[18:39] Sakura
    You know how when we turn on the faucet,
[18:43] ---
    as much water comes out as we want?
[18:45] Natsu
    Yeah...
[18:46] Sakura
    That's how money is for her.
[18:49] Natsu
    So she literally goes
    through money like water?
[18:52] Sakura
    Her speech and behavior have
    always been extravagant.
[18:56] Sakura
    She can summon a helicopter
    with the slightest gesture.
[18:59] Sakura
    Or reserve an entire family restaurant.
[19:06] Claire
    My. Is that so?
[19:11] Natsu
    Why did you get so many
    frames just now?!
[19:14] Claire
    What? I wasn't even thinking about it.
[19:16] Natsu
    Try to avoid excessive movement!
[19:18] ---
    This show is limited to *** frames!
[19:22] Sakura
    This is what you call a true rich girl.
[19:24] Natsu
    President, you saw right through it!
[19:27] Natsu
    What? Everything's gone white...
[19:29] Botan
    I guess the effects are showing.
[19:30] Aza
    The seal is white, too.
[19:32] Sakura
    These are the storyboards!
[19:34] Aza
    This is the linework!
[19:38] Botan
    But Claire's really living
    life on easy mode, huh?
[19:42] Botan
    You've always been able to get
    whatever you wanted, right?
[19:47] Claire
    Actually, it's more that by the
    time I realize I want something,
[19:50] ---
    I already have it.
[19:52] Natsu
    She's on full auto mode!
    This is just like a crap game!
[19:57] Sakura
    Hey, Natsuki-chan!
[19:59] ---
    Be careful about making statements
    that could be construed
[20:01] ---
    as calling movie-heavy games crap!
[20:02] Natsuki
    I didn't say anything like that!
[20:04] ---
    Why are you being so oversensitive?!
[20:07] Aza
    Missile seal!
[20:09] Sakura
    Setting that aside,
    you may be wondering why
[20:12] ---
    such a rich girl would attend
    a school for normal people.
[20:15] Sakura
    It's because Claire-chan
    has always longed for
[20:18] ---
    a normal high school life.
[20:20] Natsu
    I don't know if that's possible
    in a club like this.
[20:23] Claire
    It was my dream to walk
    home from school and attend
[20:26] ---
    balls with my friends like a normal person.
[20:28] Natsu
    In what dimension is that normal?
[20:30] Claire
    What? Was I wrong?
[20:32] Sakura
    Well, that's the shape of it.
[20:34] ---
    Natsuki-chan, Karin-chan.
[20:36] Sakura
    You're both senpai when it
    comes to being commoners,
[20:39] ---
    so show her the ropes.
[20:40] Karin
    Okay! Just leave it to me!
[20:43] Karin
    Claire-senpai, did you know about this?
[20:45] ---
    The most delicious part of the ice cream
[20:47] ---
    is not the ice cream itself,
[20:49] ---
    but the part that gets stuck to the lid!
[20:51] Claire
    Oh, really?
[20:53] Natsu
    That's not a "commoner"
    thought, it's a child's thought!
[20:57] Claire
    Ice cream...
[21:00] ---
    comes with lids?
[21:03] Sakura
    Okay! Today...
[21:05] Sakura
    We will buy ice cream from
    the convenience store!
SIGN    Convenience Store
SIGN    Ice cream in a cup really is the best.
[22:41] ---
    This is the way to go.
[22:43] Natsu
    Buy ice cream in a cup!
SIGN    Preview
[22:47] ---
    Natsuki here!
[22:48] ---
    I heard giant anteaters give birth standing up.
[22:51] ---
    Spawning standing up?!
[22:53] ---
    Next time, Record 5: The Cuckoo
    Isn't Singing. It Appears to Be Dead.
[22:58] ---
    And more!

Season 1

E2 - If the Cuckoo won't sing, it's probably dead \ Girl Power Overdrive \ Social Mixer Training

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[00:02] Karin
    "If the cuckoo won't sing,
    I'll make it sing."
[00:09] Karin
    Senpai, do you know that poem?
[00:11] Sakura
    Sure I do.
[00:14] Botan
    From the cuckoo poems that were written
[00:15] ---
    to describe the personalities of
    the Three Great Unifiers, right?
[00:19] Sakura
    "I'll make it sing" was Hideyoshi, wasn't it?
[00:21] Claire
    But what brought this up?
[00:28] Karin
    They already know about them...
[00:30] Natsuki
    Hey, Senpai!
[00:31] ---
    Karin just learned that today,
    and she was really impressed!
[00:34] ---
    Try to read the mood!
[02:08] Nar
    "If the cuckoo won't sing, I'll kill it."
[02:12] Nar
    "If the cuckoo won't sing,
    I'll make it sing."
[02:16] Nar
    "If the cuckoo won't sing,
    I'll wait until it sings."
[02:22] Nar
    From these poems,
[02:23] ---
    we can determine that Nobunaga was crazy,
[02:26] ---
    Hideyoshi was normal and boring,
[02:28] ---
    and Ieyasu was lazy.
[02:33] Aza
    It's not like they composed
    the poems themselves...
SIGN    Record 5
SIGN    The Cuckoo Isn't Singing.
     It Appears to be Dead
[02:42] Natsuki
    The subject just came up in class today.
[02:47] Claire
    What? But doesn't first year Social
    Studies only cover world history?
[02:51] ---
    Why were you talking about
    generals of the Warring States?
[02:53] Natsuki
    No, it wasn't in Social
    Studies. It was in Math.
[02:58] Botan
    That happens a lot.
[03:00] Sakura
    Maybe the teacher's original ambition
[03:03] ---
    to go into humanities showed up there.
[03:06] Claire
    I guess he made a bit of a life mistake.
[03:08] Natsuki
    Huh?!
[03:10] Botan
    That happens a lot.
[03:13] Karin
    But I was really impressed.
[03:16] ---
    I thought, if all the generals
    had poems like that,
[03:19] ---
    it'd be easier for someone who's bad
    at history to memorize things.
[03:24] Sakura
    I see! Then, I'll come up with one for you!
[03:27] Sakura
    "The cuckoo looks good in an eye patch."
[03:33] Sakura
    From this poem, you can determine
[03:35] ---
    that Masamune really loved eye patches.
[03:38] Natsuki
    Masamune loved himself, then!
[03:40] ---
    Also, that's a little too random!
[03:43] Botan
    I bet Masamune wouldn't take any damage
[03:45] ---
    unless his eye patch was destroyed first.
[03:48] Natsuki
    What are you talking about?!
[03:52] Natsuki
    You don't have to take notes!
[03:54] Karin
    Hey, yeah!
[03:55] ---
    Now I can take Geography next year
    instead of Japanese History.
[03:58] Natsuki
    That's not the answer!
[04:00] ---
    That info won't help you,
    even in Japanese History!
SIGN    One-Eyed Seal
[04:03] Aza
    I'm Date!
[04:06] Claire
    By the way, what would you do
    in that situation, Karin-san?
[04:09] Karin
    What? In what situation?
[04:12] Claire
    You just got a cuckoo, but it won't sing.
[04:14] ---
    What would you do?
[04:19] Karin
    Let me see...
[04:22] Karin
    If the cuckoo won't sing...
SIGN    Bam
[04:26] Karin
    I-I have to take it to a hospital
    because it might be sick!
SIGN    Deliberation
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    Huh?!
[04:35] Natsuki
    What?!
[04:38] Claire
    I want you to be my little sister.
[04:40] Natsuki
    Why do your eyes look so serious?!
[04:42] Claire
    Because I mean it.
[04:43] Natsuki
    You meant that?!
[04:45] Sakura
    Then, what would you do, Natsuki-chan?
[04:47] Natsuki
    What? Me?
[04:52] Natsuki
    Uh, let me see...
[04:57] Natsuki
    If the cuckoo won't sing,
    I guess I'm okay with that.
[05:01] Sakura
    I see!
[05:03] ---
    Don't entertain lofty ambitions,
[05:04] ---
    but accept the situation for what it is,
[05:07] ---
    and try to enjoy it.
[05:09] ---
    This poem embodies the
    spirit of modern youth.
[05:12] Natsuki
    You don't have to analyze it that much...
[05:14] Natsuki
    I'm just not that interested
    in listening to cuckoos singing.
[05:19] Sakura
    You modern youth, you!
[05:20] Natsuki
    What would you do, then, Sakura-senpai?
[05:25] Sakura
    Let me see...
[05:26] ---
    I figure the cuckoo
[05:28] ---
    probably has its own reasons
    for not singing... So I'd say...
[05:35] Sakura
    If the cuckoo won't sing,
    try smiling instead.
[05:39] Natsuki
    That's not kindness!
[05:41] ---
    You're putting even more pressure on it!
[05:45] Botan
    I'm pretty much the same as Ieyasu.
[05:48] Natsuki
    You mean you'd wait until it sings?
[05:51] Botan
    Yeah.
[05:53] ---
    If the cuckoo won't sing,
    I'll wait until it sings.
[05:58] Botan
    Until its tears turn into stars in the sky!
[06:01] Natsuki
    She added a lower phrase!
[06:03] Natsuki
    I'm pretty sure Ieyasu wasn't
    that much of a romantic!
[06:07] Botan
    It's because, back in middle school,
[06:09] ---
    I was the type who'd write lyrics
    without music to go with them.
[06:12] Natsuki
    Why did you just confess to that?
[06:15] Sakura
    What about you, Claire-chan?
[06:17] Botan
    Let's see... To be honest,
[06:19] ---
    I don't fully understand
    what these poems mean.
[06:22] Sakura
    Huh? You don't understand them?
[06:24] Claire
    Well, you know...
[06:27] Claire
    If the cuckoo won't sing,
    why not just get a canary?
[06:34] Natsuki
    That's not the issue!
[06:37] Karin
    Um... I know it's a little late to ask this, but...
[06:41] Karin
    What type of bird is a cuckoo?
[06:45] Botan
    Good question. What kind of bird is it?
[06:47] Natsuki
    Um... I think it's... green, and...
[06:50] Botan
    That's a bush warbler.
[06:52] Sakura
    I think it's yellow, and
    used as a dyeing agent...
[06:56] Claire
    I think you're describing sodium chromate.
[06:58] Natsuki
    How did you get those confused?!
[07:00] Claire
    It's a type of bird: small, medium,
[07:03] ---
    or possibly large, with
    two wings it uses to fly.
[07:07] Claire
    It also has a beak.
[07:08] Karin
    Oh, it's that kind of bird.
[07:11] Natsuki
    Use your head, Karin!
[07:12] ---
    That applies to most birds!
[07:15] Botan
    Also, the females lay eggs.
[07:17] ---
    Only the females, not the males.
[07:19] Natsuki
    You can stop giving that kind of info!
[07:21] ---
    It's not helping the description at all!
[07:23] Sakura
    But it's strange, isn't it?
[07:25] ---
    We've been saying all these things,
[07:27] ---
    but none of us actually
    knows what a cuckoo is.
[07:32] Sakura
    Maybe, instead of a cuckoo bird, it's...
[07:38] Natsuki
    She's not really...
[07:43] Natsuki
    ...going to say it, is she?
[07:49] Sakura
    ...a bird gone cuckoo!
[07:51] Natsuki
    She said it!
[07:55] Aza
    There are some jokes you know are bad,
[07:57] ---
    but you just have to say them anyway!
SIGN    A type of bird in the Cuculidae family, of the order Cuculiformes. Grows to about 28 centimeters. They often lay eggs in nests of other birds, such as bush warblers, leaving the host to raise the cuckoo's chick. Because of this, they are seen as pests of the bird world. They migrate to Japan around mid-May, leading to much shouting at them to go away.
SIGN    Cuckoo Bird
SIGN    Bird Gone Cuckoo
SIGN    A bird that is pathetic in every way. It's not especially harmful, but tends to be exterminated.
[08:08] Karin
    I brought cookies today!
SIGN    Yay!
[08:11] All
    Yay!
[08:19] Sakura
    Oh, they're good!
[08:21] ---
    Where did you buy them?
[08:23] Karin
    Don't say that, Senpai.
[08:25] Karin
    I made them myself!
[08:30] Botan
    You fiend! Who are you?!
[08:33] Karin
    Huh? What?!
SIGN    Record 6
SIGN    Feminine Appeal Overdrive
[08:41] Sakura
    Wait a minute!
[08:43] ---
    You mean Karin-chan isn't the
    "brainless beauty" archetype?
[08:48] Sakura
    I figured, if she tried to cook...
[08:51] Sakura
    She'd be the type to make the pot explode!
[08:54] Karin
    Please, Senpai. Food doesn't explode.
[08:58] Sakura
    You are correct!
[09:01] Sakura
    Oh no! I've got "anime brain"!
[09:03] Karin
    Oh, but... eggs do explode
    if you microwave them,
[09:09] ---
    so you have to be careful.
[09:11] Sakura
    You even went to the trouble
    of naming an exception!
[09:14] Sakura
    What is this feeling?
[09:15] ---
    I suddenly want to wrap her in kindness...
[09:18] Claire
    I didn't know Karin-san had a talent like that.
[09:21] ---
    Did you know, Natsuki-san?
[09:23] Natsuki
    Nope. This is the first I've heard of it, too.
[09:27] Sakura
    Feminine Appeal: 5,000!
[09:29] ---
    Impossible!
[09:30] Sakura
    From an Earthling?!
[09:32] Natsuki
    Where did you pull that thing from?!
[09:34] Sakura
    Is the device malfunctioning?!
[09:35] Natsuki
    I think your brain is malfunctioning!
[09:38] Karin
    I was actually in the Home
    Ec Club in middle school.
[09:42] ---
    I'm good at cooking and sewing.
[09:44] Natsuki
    Oh, really?
[09:46] ---
    So why didn't you join the
    Home Ec Club in high school?
[09:50] Karin
    It's because this school separates it
[09:51] ---
    into Cooking Club and Handicrafts Club.
[09:55] ---
    And while I was trying
    to pick between them,
SIGN    Boom
[09:59] Karin
    that's when I found the Going Home Club!
[10:01] Natsuki
    How did you decide on this club
[10:02] ---
    as a happy medium between the two?
[10:06] Claire
    It's impressive that you can sew, too.
[10:08] ---
    I'd love to see something you've made.
[10:11] Karin
    In that case...
SIGN    Karin
[10:14] Karin
    This tissue cover is handmade!
[10:16] Sakura
    N-Not only does she put a cover
    on her pocket tissues...
[10:20] Botan
    ...but it's handmade, too?!
[10:22] Sakura
    Feminine Appeal Level: 40,000...
[10:24] ---
    50,000...
[10:26] ---
    It's still rising!
[10:28] Natsuki
    Seriously, where did you buy that thing?
[10:31] Botan
    Karin must be of a race that can
    alter its Feminine Appeal at will.
[10:35] Natsuki
    She's joined in, too!
[10:38] Botan
    What formidable Feminine Appeal!
[10:43] Botan
    To bring me of all people to my knees...
[10:45] Natsuki
    Why are you on your knees?!
[10:49] Claire
    Truth is...
[10:53] ---
    I've heard of this.
[10:58] Claire
    They say that any girl
    can become a princess!
[11:05] Sakura
    You mean that Karin-chan...
[11:07] ---
    has another transformation coming up?!
[11:12] Natsuki
    It exploded!
[11:14] Natsuki
    A device that explodes when it
    exceeds its measuring parameters
[11:17] ---
    goes against the PL Law!
[11:26] Natsuki
    How did you end up like that?!
[11:30] Botan
    I can't win...
[11:32] Natsuki
    What are you even fighting?!
[11:33] Botan
    By the way, the PL Law refers
    to the Product Liability Law,
[11:38] ---
    a regulation prohibiting the
    sale of dangerous goods.
[11:42] Natsuki
    She gave an explanation!
[11:44] Botan
    Also... it has nothing to do...
    with high school... baseball...
[11:51] Claire
    I... I'm done for, too...
[11:54] Natsuki
    Why?!
[11:55] Claire
    This... atmosphere...
[12:04] Natsuki
    These people take a mood way too far!
[12:07] Natsuki
    Seriously, what is happening here?!
[12:11] Karin
    I don't really get it, but...
[12:15] Karin
    They liked the stuff I made!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery
SIGN    Captain! I'm starting my patrol!! -Sakura
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
[12:30] Natsuki
    Hello.
[12:32] Sakura
    Oh, the new recruits are here.
[12:33] Karin
    Yes!
[12:48] Karin
    Senpai, listen to this!
[12:52] Botan
    What is it?
[12:54] Karin
    A girl who was in my class in middle school
[12:56] ---
    said she went to a social mixer recently!
SIGN    Boom
[12:59] Botan
    High school girls are too young for that!
[13:03] Karin
    I agree!
[13:12] Karin
    This is good.
[13:16] Natsuki
    What?
SIGN    Record 7
SIGN    Social Mixer Training
[13:23] Sakura
    A social mixer isn't that unusual, is it?
[13:26] ---
    It was normal at my middle school.
[13:28] Natsuki
    What kind of middle school did you go to?!
[13:31] Claire
    Excuse me...
[13:33] ---
    but what is a social mixer?
[13:35] ---
    I don't know anything about them.
[13:37] Sakura
    Let me explain!
SIGN    What is a Social Mixer?
SIGN    The Going Home Club Explains:
[13:39] Sakura
    A social mixer is an event in
    which several boys and girls
[13:42] ---
    work together toward a common goal,
[13:45] ---
    occasionally clashing, as they
[13:47] ---
    grow up and improve one another.
[13:50] Natsuki
    Is it really something that noble?
[13:52] Sakura
    Incidentally,
[13:55] ---
    in my third year of middle school,
    we sang Die Moldau.
[13:58] Natsuki
    Oh... I was hoping I was wrong...
SIGN    Choral Mixer
[14:01] ---
    but you're thinking of a choral mixer.
[14:04] Sakura
    What?
[14:07] Sakura
    No, oh no... You're talking
    about the other kind?!
[14:10] Sakura
    I'm so embarrassed!
[14:10] Natsuki
    She really mixed them up?
[14:12] ---
    She's surprisingly innocent!
[14:14] Aza
    A social mixer
[14:15] ---
    is a lowbrow event where outgoing men
     and women who've never met before
[14:20] ---
    come together to get better
    acquainted, with the goal of dating.
[14:23] Claire
    Oh, I see.
[14:27] Sakura
    But you know, we are already in high school!
[14:30] ---
    A social mixer could break out at any time,
[14:33] ---
    and we could get caught up in it!
[14:35] Sakura
    Okay! Today, we're going to do
    a social mixer practice drill!
[14:39] Natsuki
    Are social mixers like natural disasters now?!
[14:44] Natsuki
    And so, playing along with
    Sakura-senpai's idea,
SIGN    Playing the Boys
[14:48] ---
    we all drew lots to determine our roles.
SIGN    Playing the Girls
SIGN    Playing waitress/referee
[14:53] Natsuki
    What do you mean, the referee?!
[14:55] ---
    Does a social mixer need one of those?
[14:58] Sakura
    I'll be judging your social mixer etiquette.
[15:02] Natsuki
    But she doesn't have any experience
    with social mixers either...
[15:06] Sakura
    Okay! Social mixer, start!
[15:10] Natsuki
    Saying "Start" doesn't help us much...
[15:12] Botan
    Um... since we're supposed to
    be people who've never met,
[15:17] ---
    maybe we should introduce ourselves?
[15:20] Sakura
    Great job! +10 to Botan-chan!
[15:23] Natsuki
    You're scoring that?!
[15:25] Botan
    My name is Oohagi Botan.
[15:27] ---
    My special skill is earth splitting.
[15:30] Natsuki
    By earth splitting, you mean...
[15:43] Botan
    No, not that.
SIGN    Parting Rivers
[15:55] Natsuki
    You didn't mean earthenware?!
[15:57] Claire
    My name is Kokonoe Claire.
[15:59] ---
    I play a bit of Stradivarius.
[16:02] Natsuki
    Why don't you just say "violin"?!
[16:04] Claire
    I also do tea ceremonies from time to time.
SIGN    Yohen Tenmoku Tea Bowl
[16:09] Natsuki
    Yohen Tenmoku tea bowls are national treasures!
[16:11] ---
    Why do you always call attention to the
    fact that you're on a different plane?
[16:16] Natsuki
    Well, I'm...
[16:17] Sakura
    I've brought you some wasabi octopus!
SIGN    Wasabi Octopus x 4
[16:20] Natsuki
    Right now?! Read the atmosphere, waitress!
SIGN    If you need anything, please press this button.
SIGN    If you need anything, please press the button.
[16:27] Natsuki
    Why is that part so realistic?!
[16:30] Karin
    What's wasabi octopus?
[16:34] Natsuki
    Once again, I'm Andou
    Natsuki. My hobby is...
SIGN    Girlish Appeal
[16:43] Natsuki
    making felt dolls.
SIGN    Natsuki -30
[16:47] Natsuki
    What was I supposed to say?!
[16:51] Karin
    I'm Touno Karin.
[16:53] Karin
    Lately, I enjoy floral-scented baths.
[16:57] Karin
    I'm not very good at studying,
    but my favorite tea is darjeeling.
SIGN    Natsuki -30
SIGN    Karin +120
[17:02] Natsuki
    She got a high score for that?
[17:04] ---
    But I didn't even understand
    that last thing she said!
[17:07] Karin
    By the way, did you know?
[17:09] ---
    In flower language, the Cosmos flower
    represents "a maiden's devotion."
[17:14] Sakura
    What?!
[17:15] ---
    Her Feminine Appeal Level is beyond measure.
[17:18] Natsuki
    What? You're still dragging up that joke?
SIGN    Rain Seal
[17:21] Aza
    Rain seal.
[17:23] Botan
    Well, we finished our introductions.
[17:26] Claire
    So now...
[17:29] Karin
    ...what are we...
[17:31] Natsuki
    ...supposed to do?
SIGN    Wasabi Octopus x8
[17:37] Sakura
    I brought more wasabi octopus!
SIGN    Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus
[17:40] Natsuki
    A second wasabi octopus onslaught?!
[17:43] ---
    How desperate is this store to
    push the wasabi octopus?!
[17:45] Sakura
    Well, wasabi octopus is
    the only bar snack I know.
[17:50] Natsuki
    There's a lot of options! Like fried foods!
[17:53] Sakura
    I didn't think of that!
[17:54] Sakura
    Time for a freebie!
SIGN    Freebie
[17:58] Natsuki
    Huh?
[17:59] Sakura
    If you bring up the next topic
    smoothly, you get a high score!
[18:01] Natsuki
    Make it clear if you're the
    waitress or the referee!
[18:06] Claire
    You both have such lovely outfits.
[18:09] ---
    Where do you usually go shopping?
SIGN    Botan +10
    Claire +530,000
    Natsuki -30
[18:12] Natsuki
    That's an incredibly high score!
[18:14] ---
    Your scoring standards make no sense!
[18:18] Botan
    That kind of inflation makes
    this feel like a real battle!
[18:22] Natsuki
    Why does that make her so excited?!
[18:24] ---
    Besides, this isn't even a battle!
[18:27] Karin
    I usually shop locally, but
    sometimes I go to Harajuku, too!
[18:33] Claire
    Oh, really.
[18:40] Girls
    That topic didn't go as far as expected...
SIGN    Wasabi Octopus x8
    Fried Wasabi Octopus x1
[18:43] Sakura
    I brought some fried wasabi octopus!
[18:47] Natsuki
    Why are you so insistent on wasabi octopus?!
[18:49] ---
    Just bring over some ordinary chicken!
[18:51] Sakura
    Oh, I see. That'll work.
SIGN    Unexpected Incident
[18:54] Sakura
    Time for an unexpected incident!
[18:57] Sakura
    Botan-chan spills a drink and loses points!
[19:00] Botan
    What? Random events happen in this, too?
SIGN    Botan -9,600,000 Claire +530,000
[19:05] Natsuki
    What an explosive drop!
[19:07] Botan
    Interesting!
[19:08] Natsuki
    She gets more excited
    the more digits are added!
[19:11] ---
    She's so easy to read!
SIGN    Fried Chicken x1
[19:12] Sakura
    I've brought some fried chicken!
[19:15] Natsuki
    Oh, finally. A proper dish.
SIGN    Fried Chicken x1
SIGN    Put lemon on the fried chicken? Yes / No
[19:20] ---
    Put lemon on the fried chicken?
[19:24] Karin
    Um... I'll choose "Yes."
SIGN    The Lemon has Revealed its True Form!!
[19:29] Sakura
    The lemon has revealed its true form!
[19:31] Sakura
    You look closely and see it's not
     a lemon after all, but a durian!
[19:35] Sakura
    Will this result in a huge drop of score?!
[19:37] Natsuki
    What kind of situation is this?!
[19:39] Botan
    I want to see the manager.
SIGN    Botan +28,000,000 Claire +530,000
[19:45] Natsuki
    She jumped back into the lead with a complaint!
[19:49] Sakura
    Social mixers are a complicated thing.
[19:51] Natsuki
    You're just making it up as you go!
[19:53] Aza
    Blub blub?
[19:55] Sakura
    It's time to wrap it up!
SIGN    Choose who you want to take out!!
[19:59] Claire
    I'm not sure what's going on,
    but I'd like to take Karin-san out.
[20:03] Karin
    Okay!
[20:04] Natsuki
    She's become quite the carnivore.
SIGN    Boom
[20:08] Sakura
    How long do you want
    your takeout to keep?
[20:10] Natsuki
    Don't try to preserve her with dry ice!
[20:12] Aza
    Coming through! Coming through!
[20:14] Sakura
    Now that you've chosen the
    one you'd like to take out,
[20:16] ---
    I will announce the final scores!
SIGN    Botan: +6,840,000,000,000
    Claire: +89,650,000,000,000
SIGN    Natsuki: -30
SIGN    Karin: +9,200,720,195,000,000,000
SIGN    Natsuki: -30
[20:24] Sakura
    The winner is... Karin-chan!
[20:27] Karin
    Hooray?
[20:29] Sakura
    I bestow upon Karin-chan the
    title of "Social Mixer Goddess!"
[20:34] Karin
    Yay?
[20:36] Sakura
    All right!
[20:38] ---
    Now you'll all know what to do if
    you're ever caught up in a social mixer.
[20:41] Botan
    Miss Waitress.
[20:44] Botan
    When do you get off work?
SIGN    Botan: +∞ Claire: +89,650,000,000,000
[20:51] Natsuki
    Hey! You can't make a pass at the waitress!
[22:26] Natsuki
    Sakura-senpai.
[22:29] Natsuki
    I was thinking about it,
    and a chorus made up of boys
[22:32] ---
    and girls would be a mixed
    chorus, not a choral mixer.
SIGN    Mixed Chorus
SIGN    Choral Mixer
[22:35] ---
    You couldn't have confused
    it with a social mixer.
[22:41] ---
    Mixed shock!
SIGN    Preview
[22:46] Sakura
    Sakura here!
[22:47] ---
    I heard aye-ayes have extremely
    long middle fingers
[22:50] ---
    that they use to pull
    grubs out of tree trunks!
[22:53] ---
    Bet it's useful for picking their noses, too!
[22:55] ---
    Next time, Record 8:
    Kill the Suspicious Person!
[22:58] ---
    And others, with a sandwich on the side!

Season 1

E3 - Kill the Suspicious Person! \ Middle School Diary \ Don't Feed the Cute Girls \ Fifteen Years in Solitude

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[00:03] Nat
    Parasaurolophus was a dinosaur that thrived
[00:06] Nat
    on what is now the North American
    continent during the Cretaceous period.
[00:11] Nat
    They say it could grow to ten meters in height,
[00:14] Nat
    and its weight exceeded four tons.
[00:16] Nat
    It had a uniquely-shaped crest that
    extended backwards from its head.
[00:21] Nat
    The crest contained tubes that
    connected to its nostrils,
[00:25] Nat
    which, it is said, produced a
    sound similar to an oboe.
[00:29] Aza
    Today's point of interest!
[02:01] Sak
    I hate my weakness...
[02:04] Sak
    I want...
[02:06] Sak
    I want power!
[02:09] Sak
    It won't open!
[02:11] Nat
    You make a mountain out
    of every molehill, don't you?
SIGN    Kill the Suspicious Person!
SIGN    Kill the Suspicious Person!
SIGN    Record 8
[02:28] Bot
    Here. It's open.
[02:30] Sak
    Oh! Thank you, Botan-chan!
[02:35] Sak
    Yes! Carbonated drinks! Yes!
[02:38] Sak
    Well, she doesn't usually
    get to make use of it,
[02:40] Sak
    but it's a big help at times like this, huh?
[02:42] Sak
    Botan-chan's "super-strong" setting!
[02:44] Nat
    Don't call it my "setting."
[02:46] Nat
    Well, if you really feel like
     you never get to use it,
[02:48] Nat
    you should teach us some simple
    self-defense techniques!
[02:52] Kar
    I want to learn some techniques, too!
[02:54] Cla
    Good idea.
[02:55] Cla
    You're cute, so it'd be a
    good thing for you to know.
[02:59] Nat
    Something bothers me about
    the way you said that...
[03:03] Bot
    Right!
[03:04] Bot
    Then, I'll teach you the
    secrets of Hagitsuki-ryuu!
[03:07] Nat
    That's not necessary.
[03:08] Bot
    Okay, Sakura, can you be my opponent?
[03:11] Sak
    Leave it to me!
[03:14] Sak
    I happened to bring my
    "Suspicious Person Kit" today.
[03:16] Nat
    Why?!
[03:18] Sak
    Well?
[03:18] Sak
    Do I look like a suspicious person?
[03:21] Cla
    Yes, you're totally suspicious.
[03:23] Bot
    A level of suspicious we rarely
    see in this day and age.
[03:25] Nat
    I'd report you to the police.
[03:27] Kar
    You'd even make children cry!
[03:32] Nat
    Why are you sulking?
[03:34] Nat
    You're a real pain.
SIGN    Boom
[03:37] Bot
    Okay, Sakura!
[03:39] Bot
    Attack me however you like!
SIGN    Curry
[03:42] Sak
    I'm going to send you joke faxes!
[03:46] Nat
    Why is she attacking with
    psychological warfare?
[03:50] Sak
    I'll put fermented soy
    beans in your mailbox.
[03:52] Nat
    These are all really underhanded attacks!
[03:55] Sak
    Okay, I'll put socks I wore
    for two weeks straight
[03:58] Sak
    over the summer in your mailbox.
[03:59] Nat
    That's the same approach!
[04:00] Bot
    Enough. Just attack me directly.
[04:03] Bot
    If you don't, I can't use any
    self-defense techniques.
[04:05] Sak
    Okay, then!
[04:06] Sak
    I'm gonna lick the back of your knees!
[04:10] Sak
    Oh no!
[04:11] Sak
    I can't lick them with this mask in the way!
[04:14] Nat
    What an idiot.
[04:17] Aza
    Roll!
[04:18] Bot
    If you're attacked from the front,
    take the attacker's arm like this.
[04:23] Bot
    In this situation, the pinky finger is key.
[04:27] Bot
    Keep the pinky, the attacker's
    weak point, held down.
[04:32] Botan
    Then just twist that arm outwards.
[04:36] Botan
    Of course, I won't do that
    now, since it's dangerous.
[04:38] Sak
    Wow... And then I wouldn't be able to move?
[04:41] Bot
    Nope. You'd burst.
[04:48] Man
    Hidebu!
SIGN    Censored
[04:51] Nat
    We can't use that.
[04:54] Kar
    Botan-senpai.
[04:56] Kar
    What do you mean by "burst"?
[04:58] Botan
    Well, you see...
SIGN    Middle School Diary
SIGN    Record 9 Middle School Diary
    (Black Diary)
[05:04] Cla
    Hello.
[05:05] Cla
    It's me.
[05:07] Cla
    Yes, it's...
[05:09] Cla
    the usual.
[05:10] Nat
    The usual?
[05:15] Nat
    Is that...
SIGN    Rewind
SIGN    Rewind
SIGN    Rewind
SIGN    Rewind
SIGN    Rewind
SIGN    Rewind
SIGN    Pause
SIGN    Play
[05:29] Cla
    Yes. Please take care of it.
[05:31] Nat
    She did that right at the beginning.
[05:32] Cla
    No, it's not as bad as last time.
    You shouldn't need the marble block.
[05:37] Nat
    Ah... the usual, huh?
[05:43] Kar
    She defeated the suspicious person!
[05:45] Kar
    Botan-senpai sure is strong.
[05:48] Kar
    I want to be just like Botan-senpai!
[05:51] Cla
    You can't.
[05:52] Kar
    Huh?
[05:53] Cla
    You mustn't become like Botan-san.
[05:56] Kar
    O-Okay...
[06:00] Cla
    You absolutely mustn't.
[06:02] Nat
    Don't worry.
[06:03] Nat
    I'm sure she won't.
[06:05] Bot
    It's true that I'm strong.
[06:08] Bot
    It takes no effort for me to make a
    normal person burst at the seams.
[06:12] Bot
    But that is not where true strength lies.
[06:18] Bot
    The true strength that people seek
[06:21] Bot
    lies not in the body, but in the mind.
[06:24] Kar
    What do you mean by "burst"?
[06:27] Sak
    So you undergo mental
    training too, Botan-chan?
[06:32] Bot
    Yes.
[06:34] Bot
    For instance...
[06:37] Bot
    I am unfazed when someone reads
    my diary from middle school!
[06:41] Sak
    Wh-What?
[06:43] Sak
    Impossible!
[06:44] Sak
    Middle school diaries are full of
    immature urges, reckless ignorance,
[06:49] Sak
    unrealistic ideals, bitter love stories...
[06:51] Sak
    It all comes together in a
    Pandora's Box of chaos!
SIGN    Pandora's Box
[06:55] Sak
    They say that, the day a stranger opens it,
[06:57] Sak
    even a seasoned master will writhe in agony
[07:00] Sak
    and suffer a mental breakdown!
[07:03] Nat
    Where do they say that?
[07:06] Cla
    Th-That's true...
[07:08] Cla
    Even for a practitioner of
     the peerless Hagitsuki-ryuu,
[07:11] Cla
    such a claim is hard to fathom...
[07:13] Nat
    Why are you trembling?
[07:15] Bot
    Incidentally, I have it here.
[07:17] Nat
    You carry it around with you?!
SIGN    Diary, Age 14
[07:19] Sak
    Th-This is...
[07:22] Sak
    The title even has daggers bookending it!
[07:25] Sak
    A normal person would faint from the
    agony of someone else just seeing that!
[07:30] Nat
    You can get that symbol
    just by typing in "Dagger."
SIGN    Dagger
[07:37] Nat
    By the way...
[07:38] Nat
    Is this note even necessary?
SIGN    Sorry, this diary
    is Japanese only.
[07:41] Nat
    Is it an old personal web page or something?
[07:44] Sak
    Is it really okay to read this?
[07:46] Bot
    Yes, it's no problem.
[07:57] Nat
    Sakura-senpai!
[07:59] Nat
    What happened?!
[08:00] Nat
    Was it a forbidden magic spell?
[08:02] Sak
    P-Parasaurolophus...
[08:05] Sak
    A Parasaurolophus's horn is stabbing me...
[08:08] Nat
    She's even rambling incoherently!
SIGN    Horn X
SIGN    Crest O
[08:10] Aza
    Bzzt!
[08:13] Nat
    Just what is written in that diary?
[08:21] Nat
    I'm... going to read it.
[08:25] Nat
    I'll read it aloud so you all can hear.
[08:33] Nat
    Okay. I'll read this part.
[08:36] Nat
    "July 12th. I am broken glass."
[08:42] Nat
    "No one will come near me."
[08:44] Nat
    "Anyone who touches me gets hurt."
[08:47] Nat
    "And yet..."
[08:49] Nat
    "When bathed in light,
    I will surely glitter."
[08:54] Kar
    Nat-chan!
[08:57] Bot
    I'm glass, huh?
[09:01] Bot
    That's a pretty interesting
    metaphor I came up with.
[09:05] Bot
    "When bathed in light,
    I will surely glitter."
[09:10] Bot
    I guess there was a time
    when I believed that...
[09:13] Cla
    She took no damage from having
    that read aloud in front of her?
[09:16] Kar
    Nat-chan, here's some water.
[09:18] Cla
    This... This is Hagitsuki-ryuu!
[09:22] Bot
    After that, I started high school
[09:26] Bot
    and met a light by the name of Sakura.
[09:31] Kar
    Botan-senpai really is amazing.
[09:35] Kar
    She can write things that
    affect people this much.
[09:41] Kar
    Maybe I should keep a diary, too!
[09:48] Aza
    You shouldn't look directly at the sun.
[09:50] Aza
    Use special glasses or a solar filter to do so!
SIGN    The next total solar eclipse is on June 1st, 2030!!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery
SIGN    Ah, summer. Hydrangeas are the essence of summer. -Botan
[10:00] Aza
    Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat!
SIGN    Now We're in a Battle?!
[10:03] Aza
    Now we're in a battle!
SIGN    Lies
[10:05] Cla
    Pinching the legs to fire?
[10:07] Cla
    That takes me back!
SIGN    Corpse
[10:09] Cla
    I used to modify them, too.
[10:11] Cla
    I tried attaching a long barrel, for instance.
[10:15] Cla
    I even attached a magazine
    made from a plastic bottle,
[10:17] Cla
    but it jammed so easily.
[10:21] Cla
    There!
[10:23] Cla
    Karin-san, say "ah"!
[10:24] Kar
    Ah!
[10:26] Nat/Sak
    How much are you going to spoil her?!
SIGN    Record 10
SIGN    Don't Feed the Cute Girls
[10:34] Cla
    How rude!
[10:36] Cla
    I'm not spoiling her.
[10:38] Cla
    I was just peeling an orange for her.
[10:40] Nat
    What high school student
    can't peel their own oranges?!
[10:43] Cla
    But it's dangerous if you get
    orange juice in your eyes.
[10:45] Kar
    My eyes! It hurts!
[10:46] Nat
    You're just being overprotective!
[10:48] Sak
    To be honest, Claire-chan,
[10:51] Sak
    I think you've been spoiling
     Karin-chan too much lately.
[10:53] Cla
    Karin-san, I put more lead in
    your mechanical pencil for you.
[10:57] Kar
    Oh, thank you!
[10:59] Sak
    That's exactly what I'm talking about!
[11:01] Cla
    But, if the lead were
    to stab her in the eye—
[11:04] Nat
    It won't!
[11:05] Sak
    What if you spoil her so much,
[11:07] Sak
    she becomes the kind of person who
    can't do anything for herself?
[11:11] Sak
    Could you take responsibility
[11:13] Sak
    for looking after Karin-chan
    for the rest of your life?
[11:16] Cla
    Yes, I could.
[11:18] Sak/Nat
    You could?
[11:21] Cla
    It's true.
[11:23] Cla
    If there is one thing that
    could drive me to sin,
[11:27] Cla
    it would be...
[11:30] Cla
    Karin-san's cuteness.
[11:44] Nat
    Enough of that joke already!
[11:45] Nat
    And don't draw Karin floating in
    the sky like someone who's dead!
[11:49] Sak
    How nice for you, Karin-chan.
[11:52] Sak
    You've won at life.
[11:56] Nat
    Oh no!
[11:57] Nat
    The club president has given up on something!
[11:59] Nat
    If you give up, Karin is done for!
[12:02] Bot
    Well, it's true that spoiling someone
    all the time won't help them.
[12:06] Nat
    She just gave good advice!
    Her diary is still ridiculous, though.
[12:09] Bot
    It's a good idea to be strict sometimes.
[12:13] Bot
    They say even the lion drops
    his cub into a valley of carrots.
[12:16] Nat
    That must be rough for a carnivore.
SIGN    Discipline
[12:19] Bot
    Or maybe it was a valley of discipline...
SIGN    Valley of Discipline X
SIGN    Deep Abyss O
[12:21] ---
    Bzzt!
[12:23] Nat
    I feel bad for the cub!
[12:24] Nat
    You should discipline it yourself!
[12:27] Bot
    Okay.
[12:28] Bot
    Karin, come with me for a moment.
[12:30] Kar
    Huh?
[12:33] Bot
    Now, Karin!
[12:35] Bot
    Climb this stairway with your own two legs!
[12:37] Nat
    How low are you setting the bar?!
[12:39] Kar
    No way...
[12:40] Kar
    I have to climb all these stairs by myself?
[12:42] Nat
    What?
[12:43] Nat
    Why are you just going with the flow?
[12:46] Kar
    But there are at least ten steps...
[12:48] Nat
    You walked up them at lunch
     while humming to yourself!
[12:51] Sak
    Hey...
[12:52] Sak
    Botan-chan, this might be a bit much...
[12:55] Nat
    Not her, too!
[12:57] Nat
    You can climb a staircase
     hopping on one leg!
[12:59] Cla
    Wait a minute.
[13:00] Cla
    I'll call my bodyguard.
[13:02] Cla
    He'll climb it for you.
[13:03] Nat
    You're missing the point completely!
[13:06] Cla
    Then, I'll call a helicopter...
[13:07] Nat
    How high are you planning on taking her?!
[13:09] Bot
    If you can't walk up, you may
    climb on your hands and knees.
[13:12] Nat
    She gave up on making her
    use her own two legs!
[13:32] Bot
    I see.
[13:33] Bot
    Very well.
[13:56] Bot
    All you have to do is hold on to me.
[14:02] Kar
    Botan-senpai...
[14:11] Kar
    What do you mean by "burst"?
SIGN    Give the seals some love, too!
[14:20] Aza
    Give the seals some love, too!
[14:42] Bot
    7:30, huh?
[14:45] Bot
    Waking up early on a Sunday
    makes me feel like I'm losing out.
[15:01] Bot
    Right.
[15:02] Bot
    I'll do some warm-up exercises.
[15:27] Bot
    I guess it's lunchtime.
SIGN    White Seal Ramen
SIGN    Andou Natsuki-san's Pictures
SIGN    Fried Rice
SIGN    Fried rice?!
[15:48] Botan
    Even in the pictures she uploads herself,
[15:50] Botan
    she includes retorts.
[15:51] Botan
    She's so dedicated.
SIGN    Like!?
SIGN    Touno
    Karin-san's
    Pictures
SIGN    Napping in the sun
SIGN    Napping in the sun. He looks comfy.
SIGN    Like!?
SIGN    Time for lunch!
[15:58] Bot
    Karin's Feminine Appeal level is as high as ever.
SIGN    Like!?
SIGN    I made cookies!
SIGN    Like!?
[16:04] Bot
    There.
[16:05] Bot
    I've finished "liking" all the pictures that
[16:07] Bot
    my cute underclassman friends have uploaded.
SIGN    Doumyouji
    Sakura-san's
    Pictures
SIGN    This snail
    forgot
     his shell!!
    What a
    scatterbrain!!
[16:10] Bot
    Sakura... is uploading
    nonsensical pictures again.
[16:14] Bot
    I wish there was a "Die" button
    next to the "Like" button.
SIGN    Like
[16:18] Bot
    Huh?
SIGN    Nishi Tamao-san
SIGN    Kakio Arare-san
[16:20] Bot
    I think this girl was in my third
    year class in middle school.
[16:25] Bot
    It's been a while...
[16:27] Bot
    I wonder how she's doing.
SIGN    Kakio Arare-san's pictures
SIGN    Went to my middle school class reunion!
SIGN    Went to my middle school class reunion!
    Even the teachers came, it was so fun!
    We went for karaoke after (lol)
SIGN    Likes!?: 26
[16:36] Bot
    Whew!
[16:37] Bot
    Thank goodness!
[16:39] Bot
    It's a good thing I've done mental training!
[16:41] Bot
    A normal person would've had a mental
    breakdown and died from seeing that.
SIGN    Record 11
SIGN    Fifteen Years in Solitude
[16:47] Bot
    ...and that's what happened yesterday.
[16:49] Bot
    Wow, it's been so long since
    I broke a punching bag!
[16:54] Nat
    Botan-senpai, you didn't have any friends
    in your third year middle school class?
[16:59] Bot
    Not just in my third year.
[17:00] Bot
    Sakura is the first person I've
    ever been able to call a friend.
SIGN    Friend #1
[17:06] Nat
    You've walked a seriously lonely road...
[17:09] Kar
    What?!
[17:09] Kar
    But why?!
[17:11] Kar
    Botan-senpai is so nice!
[17:14] Sak
    I don't think it was that they didn't like her...
[17:16] Sak
    They were just afraid of her.
[17:19] Sak
    Botan-chan unconsciously exudes
    a murderous aura, after all.
[17:23] Sak
    Normal people sense it instinctively
    and keep their distance.
[17:27] Kar
    But I've never thought of
    Botan-senpai as scary even once.
[17:32] Sak
    That's because she was already
    with us when you met her!
[17:36] Sak
    When she's like this,
    you don't have to be afraid.
[17:41] Sak
    If you'd met her in a situation like this,
[17:43] Sak
    she might have made a different impression.
[17:46] Kar
    I think I understand...
[17:49] Kar
    But then, Sakura-senpai,
[17:51] Kar
    how did you get to be
    friends with Botan-senpai?
[17:54] Sak
    What?
[17:57] (Flashback) Bot
    After that, I started high school
[18:01] (Flashback) Bot
    and met a light by the name of Sakura.
[18:07] Nat
    What on earth happened in their past?
[18:11] Bot
    Before I met Sakura,
[18:13] Bot
    I had spent my whole life alone.
[18:16] Bot
    But that had its positives, too.
[18:20] Bot
    Hagitsuki-ryuu is closely
    tied to your mental strength.
[18:25] Bot
    So the loneliness made my body stronger.
[18:30] Bot
    Thanks to my training,
[18:31] Bot
    when we were told to
    pair up in gym class,
[18:34] Bot
    I got through it using afterimages
    made by high-speed motion.
[18:38] Nat
    You wouldn't have needed to
    do that if you had friends...
[18:42] Bot
    If any of you ever seriously tried to hit me,
[18:45] Bot
    I don't think it would even hurt me.
[18:47] Sak
    Huh?
[18:49] Sak
    That can't be true!
[18:51] Sak
    Because... See?
[18:53] Sak
    Your cheeks are as soft as anyone else's!
[18:56] Sak
    Poke, poke!
[18:57] Botan
    Well then, why don't you try, Sakura?
[19:00] Botan
    Get serious.
[19:02] Sak
    You asked for it!
[19:05] Sak
    Don't you dare...
[19:08] Sak
    regret saying that now!
[19:10] Nat
    Why do you look happier after every hit?
[19:13] Sak
    D-Damn!
[19:16] Sak
    It's really not affecting her!
[19:17] Sak
    Well,
[19:18] Sak
    that last hit would've done some
    damage, so I'm glad it didn't!
[19:21] Sak
    But why?!
SIGN    Why?!
[19:23] Bot
    If you hit a diamond with a feather,
[19:26] Bot
    do you think it would hurt it?
[19:28] Nat
    Didn't you say you were glass?
[19:31] Sak
    I hate my weakness...
[19:34] Sak
    I want...
[19:36] Sak
    I want power!
[19:38] Nat
    Stop reusing footage to fill up airtime.
[19:41] Sak
    Oh!
[19:42] Sak
    Wait.
[19:44] Sak
    She said that Hagitsuki-ryuu was
    closely tied to your mental strength.
[19:49] Sak
    Which means...
[19:53] Sak
    Karin-chan, come here a minute!
[19:55] Kar
    Yes?
[19:58] Kar
    What?
[19:59] Kar
    But that would...
[20:01] Sak
    It's fine. Just do it like I told you.
[20:03] Bot
    Hey, now.
[20:04] Bot
    Karin may have a high Feminine Appeal level,
[20:06] Bot
    but it won't make her hit harder.
[20:10] Sak
    We'll see about that.
[20:12] Nat
    Doumyouji Sakura...
[20:15] Nat
    She's hit on a truly terrifying idea.
[20:18] Nat
    At this rate, Botan-senpai
    won't stand a chance!
[20:21] Kar
    I don't really understand,
    but I'll give it a try.
[20:24] Sak
    Go for it!
[20:25] Sak
    Give it your best shot!
[20:29] Bot
    Whenever you're ready.
[20:32] Kar
    Botan-senpai...
[20:34] Kar
    I hate you!
[20:38] Kar
    Botan-senpai, I hate you!
[20:41] Kar
    I hate you!
[20:42] Kar
    I hate you!
[20:48] Cla
    I'm sorry I'm late.
[20:54] Cla
    What's going on, everyone?
SIGN    Touno Karin-san's Pictures
SIGN    I really love you, Botan-senpai!!
SIGN    Like!?
SIGN    Ball Game Tournament Boys: Basket, Dodge Girls: Volley, Soft Confirm Your Match Times
SIGN    Preview
[22:46] Bot
    This is Botan.
[22:47] Bot
    The sand tiger shark has to eat
[22:49] Bot
    its siblings in the mother's
    womb in order to be born.
[22:52] Bot
    The battle starts before it's even born!
[22:55] Bot
    Next time, Record 12: Fierce Battle!
    The First Term Ball Game Tournament.
[22:58] Bot
    And two more!

Season 1

E4 - Fierce Battle! The First Term Sports Tournament \ Burn! Fire Safety Soul! \ Fundamentals of a Retool

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SIGN    Ball Game Tournament
SIGN    Boys: Basket/Dodge
SIGN    Girls: Volley/Soft
SIGN    Confirm your match times!!
[00:06] Kar
    We lost!
[00:08] Nat
    What can you do?
[00:09] Nat
    They put us up against third years.
[00:11] Kar
    That girl's serve was amazing.
[00:13] Nat
    I think she's in the Volleyball Club.
[00:16] Kar
    Oh, yeah...
[00:18] Kar
    The senpai girls said they
    were doing softball, right?
[00:21] Nat
    Did they?
[00:22] Kar
    I checked the tournament schedule earlier,
[00:24] Kar
    and it said class 2-1 and class 2-5
    will be playing each other.
[00:27] Nat
    Class 2-1 and class 2-5...
[00:30] Kar
    Sakura-senpai and Botan-senpai
    are in class 2-1.
[00:32] Kar
    Claire-senpai's in class 2-5.
[00:34] Nat
    Oh...
[00:35] Kar
    I hear the game starts at 10am.
[00:38] Nat
    That's pretty soon.
[00:40] Nat
    Wanna go watch?
[00:41] Kar
    Yeah!
[00:49] Furu
    They totally ignored me.
SIGN    Record 12
SIGN    Fierce Battle!! The First Term Ball Game Tournament
[02:27] Ump
    The game between class 2-1
    and class 2-5 will now begin.
[02:31] Teams
    May the best team win!
[02:37] Nat
    Oh, we made it just in time!
SIGN    Class 2-1 Pitcher: Doumyouji Sakura
SIGN    Class 2-1 Catcher: Oohagi Botan
[02:51] Kar
    Wow!
[02:52] Kar
    Sakura-senpai's the pitcher!
[02:54] Nat
    She seems like the type who'd
    love to be called an "ace."
[02:57] Nat
    Don't you think Botan-senpai's
    pitches would be faster, though?
[03:01] Kar
    But wouldn't that kill the catcher?
[03:04] Nat
    Good point.
[03:05] Nat
    That wouldn't go well.
[03:07] Ump
    Um, the girl playing catcher...
SIGN    Umpire
[03:10] Ump
    Will you be all right without a mask?
[03:13] Bot
    Yeah. It'd be more work for
    the animators if I wore one.
[03:17] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    Don't try this at home, kids!
SIGN    Hit it!
SIGN    2-5 Leadoff Hitter: Kokonoe Claire
[03:23] ---
    Let's go!
[03:24] ---
    You can do it!
SIGN    Class 2-5
[03:26] Girl 5-A
    Koko-chan! Go for it!
[03:28] Girl 5-B
    Koko! Keep your eye on the ball!
[03:31] Kar
    Claire-senpai's class calls her Koko-chan!
[03:35] Nat
    I guess it comes from Kokonoe.
[03:38] Girl 5-A
    Koko-chan, what are you doing?
[03:40] Girl 5-B
    I know!
[03:41] Girl 5-B
    She's...
[03:42] Girl 5-C
    ...signaling that she'll hit a home run!
[03:44] Girl 5-A
    Go for it, Koko!
[03:45] Girl 5-B
    Hit it outta the park!
[03:46] Girl 1-A
    What?
SIGN    Class 2-1
[03:48] Girl 1-A
    Signaling a home run?
[03:49] Girl 1-B
    Crush her, Doumyouji!
[03:50] Girl 1-B
    Hit her in the face!
[03:52] Girl 1-C
    Yeah, kill her!
[03:53] Nat
    Class 2-1 is scary!
[03:56] Ump
    Play ball!
[03:59] Sak
    Botan-chan...
[04:02] Sak
    Give me a signal for
    where I should throw.
[04:06] Bot
    But... we never decided on any signals.
[04:08] Sak
    That's true. We haven't.
[04:10] Sak
    And even if we had, I'm an amateur,
[04:12] Sak
    so I don't have the control to
    pitch that accurately, anyway.
[04:16] Bot
    Then, why?
[04:21] Sak
    You give a signal.
[04:22] Sak
    I shake my head.
[04:23] Sak
    You give another signal.
[04:25] Sak
    I nod.
[04:26] Sak
    Through this sequence of actions,
[04:28] Sak
    we give the impression that
    we know what we're doing,
[04:30] Sak
    and leave class 2-5
    shaking in their boots!
[04:33] Bot
    I get it.
[04:34] Bot
    Then, I'll make some random signals.
[04:56] Sak
    Freaky!
[04:57] Sak
    What was that?
[04:58] Sak
    How'd you do that?
[04:59] Bot
    What?
[05:00] Bot
    Can't everyone do this?
[05:01] Sak
    Not with just one hand!
[05:05] Bot
    Really?
[05:06] Bot
    Well, we did what we set out
    to do, so what's the issue?
[05:09] Sak
    No, we haven't!
[05:10] Sak
    The only one shaking
    in their boots is me!
[05:13] Bot
    More importantly, Sakura...
[05:16] Bot
    What's our strategy for
    conquering class 2-5's lineup?
[05:19] Sak
    Good question...
[05:21] Sak
    Is Claire-chan actually a good athlete?
[05:24] Bot
    I dunno...
[05:25] Bot
    I don't really picture her as one.
[05:28] Sak
    Didn't she say she does horse riding?
[05:30] Sak
    But how athletic do you
    have to be to ride horses?
[05:33] Sak
    I think it's the horse that does
    all the work, not the rider.
[05:39] Bot
    I've seen her ride
    mechanical broncos before,
[05:41] Bot
    but does that have anything
    in common with batting?
[05:44] Sak
    I dunno...
[05:47] Bot
    I've picked up a horse
    and run with it before.
[05:50] Sak
    What on earth for?
[05:52] Bot
    I was in my rebellious phase.
[05:54] Bot
    I did everything backwards.
[05:55] Sak
    Oh, like the "I raced off with
    a stolen horse" thing, right?
[05:59] Bot
    Exactly.
[06:00] Sak
    Don't just say "exactly"!
[06:01] Sak
    I can't believe how
    unhelpful that info was!
[06:04] Sak
    Anyway, if we lose this game,
[06:07] Sak
    Claire-chan will lord it over
    us for about a week!
[06:11] Cla
    Hey, lousy pitcher... I mean,
[06:14] Cla
    Sakura-san, would you pour me some tea?
[06:17] Bot
    You're right.
[06:18] Bot
    We can't afford to lose.
[06:20] Sak
    How about we just pick a fight over
    something trivial and start a brawl?
[06:24] Bot
    I get it!
[06:25] Bot
    You're a genius!
[06:29] Cla
    Have you two worked out your plan yet?
[06:32] ---
    Huh?
[06:33] Cla
    Come on, you two...
[06:35] Cla
    I've known you two for almost as
    long as you've known each other.
[06:38] Cla
    The telepathic conversations you have
    are loud and clear to me, too.
[06:46] Sak
    Oh no!
[06:48] Sak
    Our strategy session was leaked!
[06:54] Nat
    Just throw the ball already!
[06:56] ---
    Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop...
[07:01] ---
    Stare...
[07:03] Kar
    Let's see...
[07:05] Kar
    If you chose C, it means you always speak
    your mind when something bothers you,
[07:10] Kar
    and whenever you find an opening,
    you can't resist making a retort.
[07:12] Nat
    Hey, that sounds like me!
[07:12] Nat
    Stare...
[07:15] Sak
    Sounds like you're doing
    something fun over there.
[07:17] Kar
    Sakura-senpai.
[07:19] Sak
    Okay, let me give you the next question.
[07:22] Nat
    Oh, okay.
[07:24] Sak
    You're walking down a hallway at school...
[07:27] Sak
    when you see one of the classrooms on fire.
[07:30] Sak
    So what do you do?
[07:32] Kar
    Um...
[07:33] Kar
    I guess I'd throw water on it.
[07:35] Nat
    I'd probably run away.
[07:39] Sak
    The correct answer is:
[07:40] Sak
    "Place a handkerchief over your mouth,
    get down close to the ground,
[07:43] Sak
    and evacuate in accordance
    with the instructions given."
[07:46] Nat
    It wasn't a philosophical question?
SIGN    Record 13
SIGN    Burn!! Fire Safety Soul!!
[07:53] Sak
    During our evacuation drill the other
    day, something occurred to me.
[07:57] Sak
    We all lack proper
    fire safety awareness!
[08:00] Sak
    Especially you, Natsuki-chan!
[08:01] Sak
    What happened back there?
[08:03] (Flashback) Sak
    Natsuki-chan!
[08:05] (Flashback) Nat
    Oh, Sakura-senpai.
[08:08] Sak
    Why were you so relaxed?
[08:09] Sak
    Weren't you aware that
    it was a state of crisis?
[08:11] Sak
    If that had been a real
    fire, you'd be dead!
[08:14] Nat
    Then you shouldn't have spoken to me.
[08:16] Sak
    But part of the problem is the way
    the school organizes the drills.
[08:20] Sak
    The fire "outbreak" always
    happens during class!
[08:22] Sak
    And it always starts in either the
    science lab or the home ec. room!
SIGN    Science Lab
SIGN    Home Ec. Room
[08:24] Sak
    It's too convenient!
[08:25] Sak
    A fire is not a villain
    in a superhero movie!
[08:29] Kar
    Um... what does she mean by that?
[08:32] Bot
    Villains only cause trouble in cities
[08:34] Bot
    where a superhero happens to live.
[08:36] Sak
    There are lots of other places in the
    school where a fire could break out!
[08:40] Sak
    We have to be on the
    lookout at all times!
[08:42] Sak
    Behind the school, for instance!
[08:44] Sak
    Everyone knows that's where
    delinquents go to smoke!
[08:46] Sak
    It's always been that way!
[08:48] Nat
    Do we have people like
    that in our school?
[08:51] Cla
    I don't know...
[08:52] Cla
    But I've heard that carelessness with
    cigarettes is a major cause of fires.
[08:57] Sak
    No, there's actually not much
    behind the school that's flammable,
[09:00] Sak
    so even if you do toss them carelessly,
    they're not likely to cause a fire.
[09:03] Nat
    Huh?
[09:04] Nat
    They won't catch fire?
[09:05] Nat
    Then, why did you bring up the subject?
[09:07] Sak
    The real problem comes later...
SIGN    Down to a pack every
    three days... (lol)
     Need the cash ^^;
SIGN    Comments (2864)
[09:09] Sak
    When they blog about it and the
    comments section catches fire!
[09:11] Nat
    That's the kind of "catching fire" you meant?!
[09:13] Sak
    They'd probably hold a school assembly afterward.
[09:15] Sak
    How would we evacuate from that?
[09:18] Nat
    Just give up and take part in it.
[09:20] Sak
    By the way, Botan-chan,
[09:22] Sak
    can you tell me what the fire
    evacuation acronym, PRD, stands for?
[09:25] Bot
    Who, me?
[09:30] Bot
    P-Past misdeeds...
[09:33] Bot
    R-Revealed for your...
[09:36] Bot
    D-Destruction.
[09:39] Nat
    Who are you threatening with that?!
[09:41] Sak
    Okay, you're dead!
[09:41] Sak
    If this was a real fire,
    you'd be dead, Botan-chan!
[09:45] Bot
    Oh, but I'd be fine.
[09:47] Bot
    See?
[09:48] Bot
    The flames part in my presence,
    so I don't even have to run away.
[09:52] Sak
    No nonsensical excuses!
[09:54] Sak
    Anyway, Botan-chan,
    you just lost a life there!
[09:58] Nat
    What, she has continues?
[10:00] Sak
    Now, Karin-chan!
[10:01] Sak
    Tell your failing senpai the correct answer!
[10:04] Kar
    Um...
SIGN    P
[10:06] Kar
    No pushing...
[10:07] Sak
    Right!
SIGN    R
[10:08] Kar
    No running...
[10:09] Sak
    Bingo!
SIGN    D
[10:10] Kar
    D...
[10:13] Kar
    No dying?
[10:13] Sak
    She summed it all up!
[10:15] Cla
    Yes, that's the essence of it.
[10:18] Cla
    Karin-san's innocent eyes always see
    through to what's really important.
[10:24] Nat
    What are you talking about,
    you blindly-doting parent?!
[10:27] Sak
    You're all hopeless!
[10:30] Sak
    The correct answer is: "No pushing,
    no running, no discussing"!
[10:33] Sak
    We're bringing you these three!
[10:35] Nat
    Why did you do that like
    a next episode preview?
[10:38] Sak
    Incidentally, some schools in some areas
    may add "no returning to the scene,"
[10:42] Sak
    "no approaching the site," and
    "no leaving evidence behind."
[10:47] Nat
    Are you sure you're not
    confusing this with arson?
[10:49] Sak
    But there's something I've always wondered...
[10:52] Sak
    The fire evacuation acronym, PRD, stands for:
[10:55] Sak
    "No pushing (buttons), no running
    (up your bill), no discussing (gossip)."
[10:59] Sak
    Why can't they just say,
    "Don't use your phone"?
[11:03] Sak
    Why do they break it up
    into individual parts?
[11:05] Nat
    You don't get it either?!
SIGN    Precious
[11:09] Aza
    Precious!
SIGN    Really Cute
[11:10] Aza
    Really cute!
SIGN    Digging Prohibited
[11:12] Aza
    Digging prohibited!
[11:14] Nat
    But even if we don't know this stuff,
[11:17] Nat
    there's not going to be
    a fire, so we'll be fine.
[11:20] Cla
    What? Why not?
[11:22] Nat
    After all, this show's already on episode 3,
[11:25] Nat
    and it hasn't caught fire yet!
[11:28] Bot
    You said it!
[11:29] Cla
    That was a good one!
[11:33] Sak
    You're not supposed to laugh about that!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery
SIGN    An instant's flickering light... Sparklers are the soul of the Japanese. -Claire
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Sea Monster
SIGN    Mt. Fuji
SIGN    Tokyo Area Suburbs
SIGN    Forest Countryside
[11:47] Botan
    If I go through Chichibu from Tokorozawa,
SIGN    Unexplored Land
[11:50] Botan
    I can see Lake Yamanaka...
SIGN    The Next World Mt. Fuji
[11:53] Botan
    And from there, Mt. Fuji.
[11:56] Nat
    Are you going on vacation?
[11:58] Bot
    No, this is my jogging route for tonight.
[12:03] Nat
    You've gone way beyond jogging here!
[12:06] Bot
    Ah, but I have to get back on the same day.
[12:11] Bot
    Well, I guess I can make it.
[12:12] Nat
    Just how incredibly strong are you?!
[12:16] Bot
    But if I go that far, I should
    check out Mt. Fuji, right?
[12:19] Nat
    That's not the point...
[12:21] Nat
    But why would you need to run so much?
[12:25] Bot
    To be ready in case something happens.
[12:27] Bot
    It's important to keep up
    your training at all times.
[12:31] Sak
    Botan-chan has even started training
    in the shower at the pool.
[12:34] Nat
    Training in the shower?
[12:52] Nat
    You're supposed to outgrow that kind
    of "training" in elementary school.
[12:55] Nat
    But, Botan-senpai, you're
    already stronger than a bear.
[12:57] Nat
    What do you mean by
    "in case something happens"?
[13:01] Bot
    You know.
[13:02] Bot
    If we lose popularity as a gag anime,
[13:04] Bot
    we'll have to shift genres
    and become a battle series.
[13:07] Nat
    That's what she meant by "something happening"?
[13:09] Nat
    She's always preparing for a retool?!
SIGN    Record 14
SIGN    Fundamentals of a Retool
SIGN    Hagitsuki-ryuu
[13:20] Botan
    Truth is, Hagitsuki-ryuu has an
    offshoot called Hagishirabe-ryuu.
SIGN    Hagishirabe-ryuu Hagitsuki-ryuu Oohagi Botan
[13:25] Nat
    You just introduced a scenario out of nowhere.
[13:28] Bot
    If we lose popularity as a gag anime,
[13:30] Bot
    they'll come after us to take over
    as the family's main branch.
[13:33] Nat
    What exactly motivates these people's actions?
[13:37] Bot
    In hopes of becoming the heir,
[13:39] Bot
    The Four Great Kings will come one by one
    to try and crush Hagitsuki-ryuu.
[13:43] Nat
    There are actually Four Great Kings?!
[13:46] Sak
    I bet the Four Great Kings arc will
    take up about two episodes.
[13:49] Nat
    She's planning to beat two per episode!
[13:52] Bot
    Yeah.
[13:53] Bot
    But the Four Great Kings aren't the only
    pawns Hagishirabe-ryuu has at their disposal.
[13:57] Nat
    She's not even denying that she can
    defeat the Four Great Kings in two episodes.
[14:01] Bot
    There's also the Hagishirabe Five,
[14:03] Bot
    the Hagishirabe Celestial Nine,
[14:06] Bot
    the Hagishirabe Magnificent Ten,
[14:07] Bot
    the Hagishirabe Eleven,
[14:09] Bot
    the Hagishirabe Twelve Heavenly Generals...
[14:11] Bot
    and of course, the Hagishirabe Thirteen.
[14:13] Nat
    Wait! These groups keep getting bigger!
[14:15] Bot
    Thirteen is just one guy.
[14:17] Bot
    He's a silent assassin.
[14:19] Nat
    You meant that "13"?!
[14:21] Bot
    But it's true...
[14:22] Bot
    It'd be a nuisance to fight that
    many opponents one at a time.
[14:26] Bot
    We should get them all together...
[14:28] Bot
    and have a tournament in
    an underground arena.
SIGN    Byakko
SIGN    Seiryuu
[14:32] Announcer
    The Four Bear Kings
    didn't stand a chance!
[14:34] Announcer
    She's not as sweet as her name suggests!
[14:37] Announcer
    The Bursting Queen:
[14:38] Announcer
    Hagitsuki-ryuu, Oohagi Botan!
[14:42] Man
    Kill 'em! Kill 'em!
[14:44] Nat
    Um...
[14:47] Nat
    Sorry to interrupt such an exciting daydream,
[14:49] Nat
    but why does the arena
    have to be underground?
[14:52] Cla
    Plus, we don't actually
    have an underground arena.
[14:54] Cla
    Perhaps I should start
    construction on one?
[14:57] Nat
    That's not necessary.
[14:59] Cla
    I do have an above-ground arena, but...
[15:01] Nat
    Why do you have one of those?!
SIGN    Enemies
SIGN    Botan
SIGN    But if we have a tournament,
SIGN    it'll mostly be your enemies destroying each other!
SIGN    Enemies destroying each other
SIGN    Enemies destroying each other
SIGN    Is Hagishirabe-ryuu made up entirely of idiots?
[15:13] Bot
    I realize it now!
[15:15] Nat
    She's the real idiot here!
[15:18] Sak
    The real problem here is that
    Botan-chan is the only fighter among us.
SIGN    Civilian 1
SIGN    Civilian 2
[15:23] Sak
    We're civilians, so we'd lose
    almost all of our screen time.
SIGN    Civilian 3
SIGN    Civilian 4
[15:30] Bot
    That's not true.
[15:32] Bot
    I may be the only one who can
    fight the Hagishirabe-ryuu...
[15:38] Bot
    But...
[15:39] Bot
    No matter how difficult the battle I face,
[15:42] Bot
    as long as you four support me...
[15:45] Bot
    My friends' voices will revive me four times.
[15:49] Nat
    Why does each club member
    equal one extra life?!
[15:52] Nat
    She really does have game brain!
[15:56] Cla
    Natsuki-san, the looming threat isn't
    simply a matter of raw strength.
[16:01] Nat
    What?
[16:04] Cla
    The Kokonoe family's riches make it
    extremely powerful in politics and business.
[16:09] Cla
    But there are other families
    that hold similar influence.
SIGN    Nine Family
    Hierarchy
SIGN    Hitoeume Family
    Futaenokiwami Family
    Miegasane Family
    Shijuusou Family
    Gojuunotou Family
    Rokujuubako Family
    Nanaenotaki Family
    Yaezakura Family
    Kokonoe Family
[16:14] Cla
    If we lose popularity as a gag anime,
[16:16] Cla
    they will all start moving to
    upset the existing hierarchy.
[16:20] Nat
    She brought up another scenario!
[16:22] Cla
    Then, we will enter into a social battle of wits.
[16:25] Nat
    What?
SIGN    Director
SIGN    Producer
[16:26] Nat
    But the writers don't know
    anything about that stuff!
[16:30] Cla
    We'll do, like...
[16:33] Cla
    stock—
[16:34] Cla
    stock tra—
[16:36] Cla
    insider trading...
[16:39] Cla
    of stock.
[16:40] Nat
    Their lack of knowledge is already showing!
[16:44] Sak
    A tournament in an underground
    arena or a social battle of wits...
[16:49] Sak
    Natsuki-chan.
[16:50] Sak
    You're mistaken if you think a retool will
    shift this series to the battle genre.
[16:54] Nat
    Huh?
[16:56] Sak
    When popularity drops,
[16:58] Sak
    they add more pointless fanservice!
[17:00] Nat
    We're going in that direction, too?!
[17:02] Sak
    Every time you open a door,
    someone's getting changed!
[17:06] Sak
    When the wind blows, the pantyshots abound!
[17:08] Nat
    Why?!
[17:14] Sak
    Bras fall from the second floor!
[17:15] Nat
    Does that even count as fanservice?!
[17:18] Sak
    That's the world that awaits us!
[17:20] Nat
    What kind of world is that?
[17:22] Cla
    Should I have a shower
    installed in the club room?
[17:26] Nat
    I don't think that's necessary.
[17:27] Bot
    No, wait.
[17:29] Bot
    If we have a shower in the club room,
[17:31] Bot
    I can train any time I want, can't I?
[17:33] Nat
    I told you, outgrow that in elementary school!
[17:36] Nat
    Besides, that's only if we need a retool...
[17:40] Nat
    And why was it only me in
    all those fanservice shots?
[17:43] Sak
    But we are being retooled.
[17:46] Sak
    This is the third episode of our show,
    and we still haven't caught fire!
[17:51] Nat
    Huh? You were being serious?!
[17:54] Sak
    When it comes to late-night anime,
[17:56] Sak
    episode 3 is where people decide
    if they'll keep watching or not.
[17:59] Sak
    Our entire future's riding on how
    well episode 3 draws in the crowd!
[18:06] Nat
    That scene earlier where
    Botan-senpai was training...
[18:09] Nat
    A lot of the shots were from weird angles...
[18:12] Nat
    Is that what you're talking about?!
[18:14] Sak
    Exactly.
[18:14] Sak
    Having an episode about sports is another
    sign that the retooling has begun.
[18:23] Nat
    Wait, wait!
[18:24] Nat
    This isn't even right!
[18:29] Bot
    Whew, I'm glad I made my signal there.
[18:32] Nat
    No, no...
[18:32] Nat
    That signal isn't covering anything!
[18:34] Nat
    Look! Your whole body is blurred out!
[18:37] Sak
    And look what happened to this scene!
[18:42] Cla
    Sakura-sa— No.
[18:46] Cla
    Ignorant peasant!
[18:47] Cla
    I'll let you be my personal servant,
[18:49] Cla
    so make me some tea on your hands and knees!
[18:53] Nat
    Claire-senpai's character
    has completely changed!
[18:56] Aza
    Mine has, too!
[18:58] Sak
    That means we have to do everything we
    can to make them laugh, no matter the cost.
[19:05] Sak
    Okay, since you haven't said anything
    since the commercial break, Karin-chan...
[19:09] Kar
    Y-Yes?
[19:10] Sak
    Say something funny!
[19:13] Sak
    That will be the punchline for this segment.
[19:17] Sak
    It also has to sum up
    everything we've talked about.
[19:19] Nat
    She's asking the impossible!
[19:22] Kar
    Um, let's see...
[19:25] Kar
    What do Chronicles of the
    Going Home Club punchlines
[19:28] Kar
    and the ball in a one-player
    softball game have in common?
[19:32] Nat
    You're going with a riddle?
[19:34] Sak
    What do they have in common?
[19:37] Kar
    They keep getting thrown away!
[19:38] Sak
    Good one!
SIGN    Cute
[19:40] Cla
    Karin-san...
[19:41] Cla
    you've grown over the course
    of three episodes, too.
[19:44] Cla
    I have nothing left to teach you.
[19:47] Nat
    Um... Was it really that good?
[19:51] Kar
    Oh, yeah!
[19:52] Kar
    Ah, can I say one more thing?
[19:55] Sak
    What'll it be this time? An acrostic?
[19:58] Kar
    No...
[20:00] Sak
    Oh, I know!
[20:01] Sak
    "These softball jokes are
    reaching fever pitch,"
[20:04] Sak
    or something like that, right?
[20:06] Kar
    No, it's something I've been wanting
    to point out for some time...
[20:10] Kar
    This isn't episode 3.
[20:12] Kar
    It's episode 4.
[20:14] Girls
    What?
[20:17] Nat
    B-B-But what do we do about the retool?!
[20:20] Bot
    We'll have to pound each
    other in a tournament!
[20:22] Nat
    We don't have time to
    round up fighters now!
[20:25] Sak
    Then, I'll just have to get naked!
[20:28] Nat
    Don't be so hasty!
[20:29] Sak
    Let me go, Natsuki-chan!
[20:31] Cla
    That's it!
[20:31] Sak
    I have to do it before it's too late!
[20:33] Cla
    The ending song!
[20:35] Nat
    Haven't we used that joke enough already?!
[20:37] Cla
    No. That's not what I mean.
[20:39] Cla
    It's the smallest retooling we can do.
[20:41] Cla
    Change the ending song!
[20:44] Nat
    What? We can do that now?
[20:47] Cla
    Hello, it's me.
[20:50] Cla
    Could I request a new ending song?
[20:53] Cla
    Yes. Right now!
[22:29] Nat
    The... The Kokonoe Corporation is formidable...
[22:34] Nat
    You sang that, didn't you, Botan-senpai?
[22:37] Bot
    I can't turn down a request from Claire...
[22:40] Nat
    So who were you duetting with?
[22:44] Aza
    Yo!
SIGN    Preview
[22:47] Cla
    Claire here.
[22:48] Cla
    Honeypot ants store large amounts
    of nectar in their bodies.
[22:51] Cla
    But as a result, they're sometimes
    eaten by humans as candy.
SIGN    Bam
SIGN    Hermann Hesse "Jugendgedenken"
SIGN    "Now I see what kind of guy you are."
[22:54] Cla
    It's kinda sad, isn't it?
[22:56] Cla
    Next time, Record 15:
    The Demon King's Dignity.
SIGN    "Now I see what kind of guy you are."
    "Uh..."
[22:59] Cla
    And two more!
SIGN    Going Home Club Miniature Theater
[23:01] Girls
    Going Home Club Miniature Theater!
[23:05] Bot
    Natsuki, what are you eating?
[23:07] Nat
    Huh? Red bean donuts.
[23:10] Bot
    Donu—
[23:12] Bot
    You're a cannibal?!
[23:13] Nat
    Of course not!
[23:15] Nat
    Do I look like a fried pastry?!
[23:17] Bot
    Pastry...
[23:19] Bot
    O-Oh, PRD!
[23:22] Bot
    Past misdeeds... Revealed for Your destruction...
[23:26] Bot
    Your past misdeeds involve donuts?
[23:28] Nat
    You're going back to the PRD thing?!
[23:30] Nat
    And I told you that's
    not what it stands for!
[23:33] Bot
    But your name even sounds like "donuts."
[23:35] Bot
    They say names and natures often agree.
[23:38] Bot
    All I can see when I look at you now is donuts!
[23:41] Nat
    How am I a donut?!
SIGN    Donuts
SIGN    An-dou Nats-uki
[23:54] Aza
    Yummy!
[23:58] Girls
    See you next time!

Season 1

E5 - The Demon King's Dignity \ Recommended Literature \ Vaguely Remembered Folk Tales

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SIGN    Who rides there so late through the night dark and drear?
SIGN    The father it is, with his infant so dear.
SIGN    He holdeth the boy tightly clasped in his arm,
SIGN    He holdeth him safely, he keepeth him warm.
[00:52] Nat
    So... what are you singing, exactly?
[00:55] Sak
    It's Schubert's "Demon King!"
[00:57] Nat
    And why that song?
[00:59] Sak
    This song was written in the 19th century.
[01:02] Sak
    The composer died more
    than fifty years ago.
[01:06] Sak
    Which means...
[01:08] Sak
    We can use it in our show
[01:10] Sak
    without paying any royalties
    to the composer's estate!
SIGN    Record 15
SIGN    The Demon King's Dignity
SIGN    "Demon King"
SIGN    Composed by Schubert
SIGN    Created by adding music to a poem by Goethe.
[02:52] Cla
    "Demon King," huh?
[02:54] Cla
    I play Schubert's songs on my
    Steinway now and then, but...
[02:58] Cla
    When I was in middle school,
[03:00] Cla
    I really admired people
    who could play that piece.
[03:03] Kar
    I know what you mean.
[03:05] Kar
    My teacher in middle school
    said it was amazing, too.
[03:08] Kar
    I think...
[03:09] Kar
    it goes: "My father, my father,
    the Demon King is coming," right?
[03:16] Nat
    Sakura-senpai, you told us before
    that you were in the Chorus Club,
[03:20] Nat
    but I never knew you could sing in German, too.
[03:23] Kar
    Did you also sing "Die Moldau" in German?
[03:26] Kar
    That's amazing, Sakura-senpai!
[03:28] Kar
    You're bilingual!
[03:30] Sak
    Aw...
[03:32] Bot
    I learned "Demon King"
    in middle school, as well,
[03:34] Bot
    but the Demon King in the song is
    kind of a weak bad guy, isn't he?
[03:38] ---
    Huh?
[03:39] Bot
    All he did was seduce a kid and kill him.
[03:43] Bot
    He's like an urban legend, at most.
[03:45] Nat
    It does seem a bit small-scale
    for the work of a Demon King.
[03:50] Bot
    He also doesn't meet any of the criteria
    for desirable qualities in a Demon King.
[03:55] Nat
    Desirable qualities in a Demon King?
[03:59] Bot
    Here's what you look for in a Demon King!
SIGN    Overwhelmingly Powerful Magic
[04:03] Bot
    First, overwhelmingly powerful magic.
SIGN    Charisma to Command Underlings
[04:06] Bot
    Next, the charisma to command underlings.
SIGN    Grand Ambition
[04:09] Bot
    And finally, grand ambition!
[04:11] Sak
    If those are the criteria, he'd instantly
    fail an interview for the Demon King job.
[04:16] Nat
    Failure as a Demon King?!
[04:17] Kar
    After all, kidnapping a child seems
    like a job for an underling, doesn't it?
[04:22] Cla
    Then, maybe the song actually
    went something like this:
SIGN    Dear infant, oh, come thou with me!
SIGN    Many fun games I will play with thee!
SIGN    My father, my father!
SIGN    The Demon King's a creep!
SIGN    A creep?
SIGN    Hey!
SIGN    If you won't come quietly, I'll just take you by force!
SIGN    Rain down on him:
SIGN    Dark Meteor!
SIGN    But he didn't have enough MP!!
SIGN    Nothing...
SIGN    My boy, 'tis only the wail of the wind.
[05:05] All
    He's just a grunt...
[05:08] Kar
    Against a Demon King like that,
[05:09] Kar
    I could have my casters use
    normal melee attacks on him.
SIGN    I'm not gonna waste my MP on you!
SIGN    Oof!
[05:17] Nat
    But he's a Demon King...
[05:18] Cla
    He's so low-level, he wouldn't be able
    to appear if you used Holy Water.
SIGN    Oh, no! Some holy power is protecting him!
[05:24] Nat
    But he's a Demon King!
[05:25] Sak
    I bet insta-kill spells would even work on him.
SIGN    Death!
[05:29] Nat
    But he's a Demon King!
[05:30] Bot
    I bet he's some low-level monster who
    just calls himself the Demon King.
[05:34] Nat
    That sounds about right.
[05:36] Cla
    Perhaps I should report him to the Fair
    Trade Commission for false advertising.
[05:41] Sak
    No, the more pertinent matter is:
[05:43] Sak
    How can we get him to act like
    a true Demon King should?
SIGN    Let's do it!! Reinvent the Demon King!
[05:46] ---
    Let's brainstorm that instead!
[05:50] Kar
    The first criterion was
    "overwhelmingly powerful magic," right?
[05:53] Sak
    Oh, I see.
[05:55] Bot
    A Demon King would need a reason
    to abduct children in person.
[05:59] Sak
    Yes! That is important!
[06:06] Cla
    With these changes in mind,
[06:08] Cla
    perhaps it'd go a bit more like this?
SIGN    Demon King
SIGN    Lyrics: Going Home Club Music: Schubert
SIGN    Who rides there so late through the night dark and drear?
SIGN    The father it is, with his infant so dear.
SIGN    Father, I'm scared!
SIGN    I can't believe the demons have discovered that my boy
SIGN    was born with the mark of a hero on his right hand!
SIGN    Father! The Demon King!
SIGN    What?!
SIGN    Greetings, future hero.
SIGN    You are the dark Demon King, Veribadd!
SIGN    Out of respect to the hero's mark you bear,
SIGN    I have come to slay you with my own hand.
SIGN    Now, die in the depths of despair!
SIGN    Dark Meteor!
SIGN    The boy was killed. His father saw nothing but darkness before his eyes!
[07:11] Nat
    Huh? Game over?!
[07:14] Nat
    Well, he's definitely more
    like a Demon King now,
[07:16] Nat
    but doesn't that make the game impossible?!
[07:17] Sak
    Well, the story had a bad ending to begin with.
[07:21] Sak
    This is just the inevitable result
    of making the Demon King stronger.
[07:24] Sak
    Besides, it gives the song a moving finale!
SIGN    Oh, my boy... How wretched that you had to die!!
[07:34] Nat
    He comes back to life?!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery
SIGN    That strawberry mousse looks delicious. I'm so hungry! -Karin
[07:41] Cm
    Even Kintaro-san would be satisfied!
[07:43] Cm
    This is much more reliable than
    investing in foreign exchange!
[07:46] Cm
    Gold is a safe investment.
[07:49] Cm
    If you want to buy gold,
    come to Yaezakura Gold!
SIGN    Safe and Reliable Investment Management
SIGN    Yaezakura GOLD
[07:52] Cm
    Yaezakura Gold!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
[08:04] Sak
    Well, now that the commercial's over,
[08:06] Sak
    let's get hyped up for our "Reinvent the
    Demon King: Before and After" in the B part!
SIGN    Then she heard the toka-ton-ton.
[08:17] Bot
    My life's goal is to cultivate my willpower
[08:21] Bot
    and become a strong person.
[08:25] Sak
    You say such wonderful things, Botan-chan.
[08:29] Sak
    Are you K now?
[08:30] Nat
    What kind of retort was that?
[08:32] Nat
    But what about reinventing the Demon King?
SIGN    Toka-ton-ton
SIGN    Toka-ton-ton
[08:37] Sak
    Well, once I heard that sound,
    I lost the will to do it.
[08:41] Nat
    "That sound"?
SIGN    "Toka-ton-ton" A mysterious sound that comes from nowhere and makes you
    lose the motivation for what you're doing. Source: Dazai Osamu, Tokatonton
[08:43] Aza
    "Toka-ton-ton":
[08:44] Aza
    A mysterious sound that
    comes from nowhere and
[08:48] Aza
    makes you lose the motivation
    for what you're doing.
[08:50] Aza
    It comes from Dazai Osamu's
    short story, "Tokatonton."
[08:53] Aza
    By the way, it's often used
    as an excuse by lazy writers.
SIGN    Record 16
SIGN    Recommended Literature
SIGN    fad(500,1)\i1}Kokoro*
SIGN    A novel written by
SIGN    Natsume Soseki.
[09:08] Cla
    We second years are currently reading
    Natsume Soseki's Kokoro in Modern Lit.
[09:14] Cla
    K is one of the characters.
[09:17] Cla
    Have you two read it?
[09:19] Nat
    In middle school, I read it for a book report.
[09:23] Nat
    How about you, Karin?
[09:25] Kar
    Kokoro?
[09:28] Nat
    You've never read it, have you?
SIGN    Kokoro by Natsume Soseki
[09:30] Bot
    Kokoro is really popular
    in our class right now.
[09:34] Sak
    Since last week, more and more people
[09:37] Sak
    seem to be going out to buy the novel.
[09:39] Sak
    It's become quite a movement.
[09:42] Nat
    But it's in the textbook.
[09:44] Nat
    People are still buying the novel?
[09:46] Sak
    What's in the textbook is only
    an extract from the full novel.
[09:49] Sak
    A lot of students want
    to read the whole thing.
[09:52] Sak
    So now...
SIGN    Boom
SIGN    fad(200,1)\i1}Kokoro* Goes Here
[09:54] Sak
    Our classroom has its own Kokoro collection!
[09:57] Kar
    Wow!
[09:58] Kar
    That's amazing!
[10:00] Kar
    Claire-senpai, has this movement
    reached your class?
[10:05] Cla
    It's not to that extent in my class.
[10:08] Cla
    But my textbook is custom-made,
    so it contains the full text.
SIGN    Modern Literature
SIGN    Claire's Personal Textbook
[10:12] Nat
    That's a pointless customization!
[10:14] Sak
    Since the opportunity presented itself, I tried
[10:17] Sak
    reading it from the start, too, but...
[10:19] Nat
    How was it?
[10:20] Sak
    The full version felt weird.
[10:21] Nat
    Are you critiquing a J-Pop song?!
[10:23] Sak
    But that Sensei character is such a NEET...
[10:27] Sak
    The hook was the only good part of it.
[10:29] Nat
    Where?!
[10:30] Nat
    Where's the hook in a novel?!
[10:32] Sak
    Anyway, lately, the people
    in my class have been quoting
[10:35] Sak
    lines from Kokoro for all situations.
[10:38] Sak
    Right, Botan-chan?
[10:39] Bot
    Yeah.
[10:40] Bot
    This is the most popular one.
[10:42] Bot
    Spiritually, you must...
[10:44] Bot
    keep seeking to improve yourself or you're a...
[10:47] Bot
    buffoon!
[10:49] Sak
    There it is! SKB!
SIGN    S: Spiritually you must
    K: Keep seeking to improve yourself or you're a
    B: Buffoon
[10:51] Nat
    You abbreviate it?!
[10:52] Nat
    When would you ever use that?!
[10:53] Kar
    Um, what does that phrase even mean?
[10:57] Cla
    One of the characters in the novel
    unleashes it on his best friend, K,
[11:00] Cla
    as a killing blow to his heart.
[11:03] Kar
    Oh, I see.
[11:05] Nat
    Well, that's not exactly wrong, but...
[11:08] Aza
    There was a dead seal at Kinosaki.
[11:13] Sak
    But there are a lot of good stories
    in our literature textbooks.
[11:17] Sak
    When I was in middle school,
[11:19] Sak
    I really liked reading Memories of Youth.
[11:22] Cla
    That's a short story by Herman Hesse, right?
SIGN    Herman Hesse
    "Memories of Youth"
SIGN    "So that's the kind of guy you are."
[11:24] Aza A
    So that's the kind of guy you are.
SIGN    "Uh..."
[11:27] Aza B
    Uh...
[11:28] Sak
    I was like, why are these people getting
    so heated over something like bugs?
[11:33] Nat
    Huh? She hasn't read it at all!
[11:36] Bot
    Yeah, you're right.
[11:37] Bot
    The emperor moth and Ryuji the
    praying mantis are like cockroaches.
[11:41] Bot
    They're all just bugs.
[11:42] Nat
    You people get right to the heart of things...
[11:45] Kar
    Oh yeah... Wasn't there a story
    about going out to buy apples?
[11:49] Cla
    Apples?
[11:50] Cla
    What kind of story was it?
[11:52] Bot
    I think I know.
[11:53] Bot
    A little fox goes out on
    a snowy day to buy apples.
[11:55] Nat
    The little fox went out to buy mittens.
[11:58] Sak
    What happened in it?
[12:00] Kar
    Let me see...
[12:01] Kar
    I think Takashi-kun takes 1,000
    yen with him to go shopping,
[12:05] Kar
    and the apples are 80 yen apiece...
[12:12] Kar
    Never mind. That was math.
[12:13] Nat
    How did you get those mixed up?!
SIGN    Cute
[12:15] Nat
    Do you use that for everything?!
[12:18] Aza
    The seal laughed and laughed!
[12:22] Cla
    I always loved "Run, Melos!"
[12:24] Nat
    That's by Dazai Osamu, right?
[12:26] Cla
    Melos and Campanella's friendship...
[12:28] Cla
    was truly wonderful!
[12:30] Nat
    You're mixing up two different stories!
[12:32] Cla
    That isn't right?
[12:33] Nat
    Melos using the Galactic
    Railroad would be cheating!
[12:36] Aza
    Giovanni, your father will
    return with a sealskin coat!
[12:39] Nat
    It's otter skin!
[12:41] Sak
    That's not it.
[12:42] Sak
    "Run, Melos!" goes like this:
[12:45] Sak
    Melos gets enraged!
[12:47] Sak
    He decides that he must
    eliminate the evil tyrant king!
[12:54] Sak
    But just then, he hears the "toka-ton-ton."
SIGN    Ah, forget this.
[13:00] Nat
    Melos fails!
[13:04] Bot
    There's also "The Moon Over the Mountain."
[13:06] Kar
    "The Moon Over the Mountain"?
[13:07] Cla
    It's about a minor official who fails to become
[13:10] Cla
    a poet, so he becomes a tiger instead.
[13:12] Nat
    Well, that's not entirely wrong, but...
[13:14] Kar
    Becomes... a tiger?
[13:19] Sak
    Botan! A tiger!
[13:20] Sak
    You will become a tiger!
SIGN    The Moon Over the Mountain
[13:30] Nat
    No, it's not like that at all...
[13:32] Sak
    I'll explain it so you can understand.
[13:35] Sak
    "The Moon Over the Mountain" goes like this:
SIGN    Today was another miserable day.
SIGN    Every Sunday night,
SIGN    I find myself thinking the same thing.
SIGN    It's a lazy day off, when nothing happens and nothing changes.
SIGN    I wish things could stay like this forever.
SIGN    But...
SIGN    The Monday Over the Miserable
SIGN    Is that you, Atsushi-kun?
SIGN    Yes, it's me.
SIGN    My overwhelming narcissism has transformed me into a tiger.
SIGN    Come on, smile.
SIGN    Despite this wretched form I've ended up in,
SIGN    I still dream of seeing all the narcissistic poems
SIGN    I've written since middle school published in an anthology,
SIGN    debuting to rave reviews and a huge print run,
SIGN    and having all the girls falling at my feet.
SIGN    I know!
SIGN    Before my soul turns completely into a tiger's,
SIGN    please listen to the poems I've written.
SIGN    They're all masterpieces!
SIGN    I just know they'll touch you deeply!
[14:58] Nat
    Way to scare someone off...
[15:00] Kar
    In other words, if a poet does not train
    himself mentally, he'll become a tiger, right?
[15:07] Nat
    Anyway, funny how we all just have
    vague recollections of these stories.
[15:10] Sak
    Because we read all of
    them in class, I guess.
[15:12] Sak
    No wonder our memories are so vague.
[15:15] Nat
    You sound completely unashamed about that!
SIGN    Record 17
SIGN    Vaguely-Remembered Folk Tales
[15:18] Sak
    By the way, I saw a commercial using
    the character Kintaro recently...
[15:22] Nat
    Why are you bringing that up?
[15:24] Sak
    Well, it made me realize that I don't
[15:27] Sak
    remember the story of Kintaro very well.
[15:29] Nat
    Yeah, that's true...
[15:31] Bot
    Though, I remember Momotaro
    and Urashima Taro pretty well.
[15:35] Cla
    Didn't he sumo-wrestle a bear?
[15:38] Sak
    Yeah, I think I sorta
    remember that happening.
[15:41] Sak
    But the way you always picture
    Kintaro is like that, right?
SIGN    Gold
[15:45] Nat
    Yeah, Kintaro with an ax on his shoulder.
SIGN    Where do you want to use the ax?
[15:51] Nat
    Ax?
[15:53] Nat
    Ax?
[15:55] Nat
    Where did he use an ax, again?
[15:59] Sak
    The part where he kills a bear?
[16:01] Nat
    His story isn't that graphic!
[16:03] Kar
    Or no matter how many times he chops
    the bear, it still has the same face?
[16:06] Nat
    You're thinking of Kintaro candy!
[16:08] Cla
    I remember now.
[16:10] Cla
    Kintaro drops the ax into a lake.
[16:12] Cla
    Then, a bear rises out of it...
SIGN    Kintaro-san.
SIGN    Did you drop this golden ax or this silver—
[16:20] Nat
    That's Aesop!
[16:22] Bot
    Didn't the village chief send Kintaro out
[16:25] Bot
    on a quest to hunt bears with his ax?
SIGN    Battle-ax: Leg-Locker Ax (Mod)
    
    Attack Poison
    
    Sharpness
    
    Equipment Critical
[16:27] Nat
    Kintaro didn't go hunting, and
    he never made bear-based equipment!
[16:31] Bot
    But that game is really tough at first, you know?
[16:34] Bot
    It's hard to make any progress.
[16:36] Nat
    That's because you try to solo them!
[16:39] Kar
    Maybe it's more like this!
SIGN    Being late on my first day after transferring to a new school is the pits!
[16:51] Aza
    What happens next?
SIGN    Still in the circle! Still in! Still in!
SIGN    Still in! Still in! Still in!
SIGN    Wham
[17:05] Kin
    Whoa! It's a bear!
[17:07] Nat
    He still killed it in the end?!
[17:08] Aza
    Hand over your millet dumpling!
[17:10] Bot
    If our memory of Kintaro is this vague,
[17:13] Bot
    you think we really remember Momotaro
    and Urashima Taro as well as we thought?
[17:17] Sak
    Let's find out, shall we?
[17:20] Sak
    I'm pretty sure Momotaro starts like this...
[17:27] Nar
    A long time ago...
[17:29] Nar
    in a galaxy far, far away,
[17:32] Nar
    lived an old man and a woman...
[17:34] Nat
    How many episodes are there?!
SIGN    Episode IV: A New Peach
    Far away, there lived an old man and an old woman. One day, the old man went
    up the mountain to cut grass, while the old woman did the laundry. As she washed
    the clothes in the river, a large peach washed up. "My, this will make a nice gfit,"
    she said, and took the peach home.
[17:35] Nat
    Are Episodes 1 to 3 about the old man?!
[17:38] Cla
    Momotaro had a giant, shaggy-haired monkey,
    a shiny friend made of gold,
[17:43] Cla
    and a robot with a dwarf inside.
[17:45] Cla
    Together, they went off to fight ogres.
[17:47] Nat
    The only thing you got right was the monkey!
[17:48] Nat
    And if you're gonna parody it that much,
[17:51] Nat
    you might as well show the rest of them!
[17:58] Sak
    Well, setting that aside,
    the old man goes to the mountain,
[18:02] Sak
    and the old woman goes down
    to the river and finds a peach.
[18:05] Kar
    Then, she performs a C-section
    and pulls out a little boy!
[18:08] Nat
    You recounted the situation accurately,
    but your word choice was bizarre!
[18:12] Bot
    Then, Momotaro travels around
    the country buying up properties
[18:16] Bot
    to defeat the God of Poverty, right?
[18:28] Sak
    Huh?
[18:29] Sak
    Aren't you going to retort?
[18:31] Nat
    Oh... I thought it best to not even
    touch that one, so I let it slide.
[18:37] Aza
    Take 2!
[18:40] Cla
    Now that I think about it,
[18:42] Cla
    the idea of a monkey defeating
    an ogre is pretty laughable.
[18:44] Nat
    I wouldn't worry about that part too much.
[18:47] Bot
    No, monkeys are tougher than you think.
[18:50] Nat
    Monkeys are scary!
[18:53] Nat
    What was Urashima Taro's story about?
[18:55] Nat
    Uh... I think it starts with
    some kids harassing a turtle...
[19:00] Kar
    That's right.
[19:01] Kar
    Then, he buys the turtle off the
    bullies and saves it from them.
[19:06] Cla
    In other words, he solved
    the problem using money.
[19:09] Nat
    Yes, but you make it sound so dirty!
[19:12] Sak
    Now, now...
[19:13] Sak
    If he hadn't used money to solve the problem,
    he couldn't have saved the turtle.
[19:17] Nat
    Weren't there any other options?!
[19:19] Sak
    And if Urashima Taro hadn't saved the turtle...
SIGN    I couldn't even save one little turtle...
SIGN    I regret ever being born.
[19:30] Nat
    Taro! Live on!
[19:32] Aza
    Just make a boat out of mud!
[19:34] Kar
    Now, what was "Fire-Crackle Mountain" about?
[19:37] Sak
    It's about a rabbit who traps a
    raccoon dog and drowns him.
[19:41] Nat
    What?! Wait...
[19:42] Kar
    What about "The Crab and the Monkey"?
[19:44] Bot
    The crab's crew gang up on a
    monkey and torture him to death.
[19:47] Nat
    Wait! Wait!
[19:49] Kar
    "The Man Who Made the Dead Trees Blossom"?
[19:50] Cla
    He burns a dead dog and scatters
    the ashes to make a tree blossom.
SIGN    Make this tree blossom!
[19:54] Nat
    That's true, but...
[19:55] Sak
    Now that I think about it...
[19:57] Sak
    a lot of those old folktales are really violent!
[20:00] Girls
    They sure are.
[20:01] Nat
    It's your memories that are making them violent!
[20:14] Sak
    The crows are calling,
[20:17] Sak
    so it's time to go home.
SIGN    Going Home Above All
[20:41] Sak
    Hey, Natsuki-chan!
[20:43] Nat
    Coming!
SIGN    Going Home Club
SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Kintaro
SIGN    Going Home Club
SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Urashima Taro
[22:20] Nat
    Huh?!
[22:21] Nat
    No one looked into it?
[22:23] Sak
    Didn't you look into it, Natsuki-chan?
[22:26] Nat
    Well, no.
[22:28] Nat
    I thought one of you would have done so.
[22:31] Nat
    And I figured it wouldn't really matter
    if we didn't find out, anyway...
[22:36] Bot
    Spiritually, you must...
[22:37] Bot
    keep seeking to improve
    yourself or you're a...
[22:39] Bot
    buffoon!
[22:42] Nat
    I'm a failure?!
SIGN    Natsuki Fails!!
SIGN    Preview
[22:46] Kar
    Karin here.
[22:47] Kar
    Did you know that dugongs
    have crescent-shaped tails,
[22:49] Kar
    and manatees have paddle-shaped tails?
[22:52] Kar
    I forget what "kabaddi" tails are shaped like.
[22:55] Kar
    Next time, Record 18:
    Youth is an Explosion!
[22:58] Kar
    And two others.
SIGN    Going Home Club Miniature Theater
[23:04] Kar
    Sakura-senpai isn't like a pastry at all, is she?
[23:08] Cla
    You're right.
[23:09] Cla
    I think Doumyouji is the name of a temple.
[23:11] Kar
    What?
[23:11] Kar
    Sakura-senpai entered the priesthood?
[23:14] Kar
    I've been so rude to her!
[23:17] Cla
    Calm down, Karin-san.
[23:18] Cla
    Sakura-san has hair.
[23:21] Cla
    She's not a monk.
[23:22] Kar
    B-But it could be a wig...
[23:25] Cla
    That's true.
[23:26] Cla
    If you think of them as parts,
    they could easily detach.
[23:29] Kar
    And her bangs too?
[23:30] Cla
    The rest could be painted on.
[23:33] Sak
    That is not the case!
[23:34] Cla
    Sakura-san!
[23:35] Sak
    Stop playing around, you two.
[23:37] Sak
    My name is—
[23:39] Cla
    Shh!
[23:40] Kar
    Lord, have mercy on me...
[23:41] Cla
    Come on. Take off your wig.
[23:43] Sak
    Don't "Come on" me!
[23:44] Sak
    You can pray to me all you like,
    but I won't bless you!
[23:48] Aza
    Toka-ton-ton. Toka-ton-ton.
[23:50] Sak
    Anyway, it's not made up of parts.
[23:53] Sak
    It's a helmet!
[23:57] Girls
    See you next time!

Season 1

E6 - Youth is an Explosion \ Guilty Judge \ The Four Heavenly Kings of Hagishirabe-ryuu

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[00:19] Sak
    Botan-chan!
SIGN    Record 18
SIGN    Youth is an Explosion
[02:16] Sak
    With you here, Botan-chan,
    kick-the-can turns into a crap game!
[02:20] Bot
    But games like this aren't fun
    if you don't take them seriously.
[02:24] Sak
    I understand that.
[02:26] Sak
    I just wish you'd learn some restraint.
[02:28] Bot
    If I kicked it halfheartedly and
    it hit someone, it'd be dangerous.
[02:33] Bot
    Instead, I'm making it burn
    up in the atmosphere.
[02:35] Sak
    Are you a human catapult?!
[02:37] Sak
    But that's the fourth can we've lost!
[02:40] Sak
    How many cans of coffee are you
    gonna make Natsuki-chan drink?!
[02:46] Nat
    Why do I have to drink them all myself?!
[02:49] Kar
    Now she gives us a retort!
[02:51] Cla
    I was wondering when you'd jump in.
[02:54] Nat
    Whenever I try to yell, I feel like...
[02:57] Kar
    Nat-chan?
[02:58] Cla
    Are you all right?
[02:59] Bot
    You're the one who wanted
    to play kick-the-can, Sakura.
[03:03] Bot
    You can't say it's a crap game now...
SIGN    Some Minutes Ago
[03:07] Aza
    Some minutes ago...
[03:10] Cla
    How cute!
[03:11] Cla
    You baked these too, Karin-san?
[03:13] Kar
    Yup, I did!
[03:15] Kar
    What do you think?
[03:16] Cla
    They're great!
[03:18] Kar
    I'm so happy!
[03:19] Sak
    Okay! Today, let's play a game
    as kids of our generation do!
[03:23] Kar
    We're all going to play?
[03:25] Sak
    Yeah!
[03:26] Sak
    But now that I think about it,
    this game only goes up to four players.
[03:31] Sak
    I guess someone will be left out!
[03:34] Sak
    Sorry, Natsuki-chan!
[03:36] Bot
    Okay. I'll set the traps and bombs,
[03:39] Bot
    and capture monsters once
    they're partially destroyed.
[03:41] Nat
    Okay. I'm gonna go pick mushrooms.
[03:43] Cla
    I'll go gather some honey.
[03:45] Kar
    I'm going to practice with the controls.
[03:48] Cla
    We just ran out of honey, anyway.
[03:50] Bot
    Karin, why are you
    cooking meat over there?
[03:53] Kar
    Oh, this one's an enemy too, isn't it?
[03:55] Nat
    You can tell it's a monster by looking at it!
[03:57] Cla
    Botan-san, you capture them way too fast.
[04:01] Sak
    You fools!
[04:02] Sak
    What's wrong with you?!
[04:03] Sak
    Why are you sitting inside playing
    video games on such a nice day?
[04:06] Sak
    This is what's wrong with our generation!
[04:08] Nat
    You sure changed your mind quick!
[04:10] Kar
    Ah, but...
[04:11] Kar
    Sakura-senpai, you're the one
    who wanted to play a game...
[04:14] Sak
    That isn't what I meant.
[04:16] Nat
    Are you a politician now?
[04:19] Sak
    I want to play something that
    doesn't use electricity,
[04:22] Sak
    like people did in the
    days before video games.
[04:24] Bot
    P-Play something...
    that's not a video game?
[04:27] Nat
    Why do you look genuinely confused?!
[04:30] Nat
    You're making our generation look worse!
[04:33] Cla
    Why don't we exchange love poems?
[04:35] Nat
    We don't have to do
    something that outdated!
[04:36] Nat
    We don't have to do something
    that refined, either!
[04:39] Kar
    Then, what should we play?
[04:46] Kar
    What should we play?
[04:49] Sak
    W-We should play...
[04:55] Sak
    Kick-the-can!
[04:56] Sak
    That's it!
[04:57] Sak
    Today, we'll go to the park
    and play kick-the-can!
SIGN    The Present
[05:01] Aza
    And back in the present...
[05:05] Bot
    But now that I think about it...
[05:07] Bot
    Buying coffee from a vending machine
[05:09] Bot
    means we're still using electricity, doesn't it?
[05:11] Sak
    That's nitpicking!
[05:12] Sak
    You don't have to count that!
[05:14] Aza
    Even though it's coffee in a can...
[05:17] Aza
    ...you cannot count it!
[05:24] Sak
    A-Anyway, I'm giving Botan-chan a handicap
    so we won't lose any more cans.
[05:35] Nat
    Why do you carry handcuffs around with you?
[05:38] Sak
    I'm glad I had my "Apprehending
    Creeps Starter Kit" on hand!
[05:42] Nat
    Uh, no. I think using them like
    that makes you the creep.
[05:45] Sak
    Anyway, Natsuki-chan...
[05:47] Nat
    What?
[05:48] Sak
    Here.
[05:54] Sak
    Right!
[05:55] Sak
    Let's resume the game!
[07:00] Sak
    Right! Let's resume the game!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery
SIGN    The decorative plants in the recording studio. Tee-hee. Calming, aren't they? -Natsuki
SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor:
    The Corpse in the Middle of the Room
    Going Home Club
[07:18] Sak
    I feel... kinda sick...
[07:20] Nat
    What's wrong, Sakura-senpai?
[07:23] Nat
    Did you catch a cold?
[07:33] ---
    Huh? Hey!
[07:35] Nat
    Sakura-senpai!
[07:37] Nat
    Are you okay?!
SIGN    It appears the first victim has been chosen.
SIGN    Sinful lambs...
SIGN    Welcome to the Little Garden of Judgment.
SIGN    Now, let us begin.
SIGN    The ordeal in which you will confront your sins...
SIGN    The Game of Judgment:
SIGN    Guilty Judge!
SIGN    Record 19: Guilty Judge
SIGN    You have all committed a sin.
SIGN    Put hand to breast and try to recall it.
[08:23] Cla
    Which one?
[08:24] Kar
    No, you need to put your
    hand on your own breast!
[08:27] Nat
    She's just turning into a dirty old man now...
[08:31] Bot
    But I have no idea what she's talking about.
[08:34] ---
    Committed a sin?
[08:36] Bot
    What could we have done?
[08:38] Bot
    I've repaired everything I've destroyed.
[08:42] Cla
    That's true.
[08:43] Cla
    Maybe our sin is not catching
    fire as a popular anime yet?
[08:47] Nat
    Stop talking about that!
[08:49] Cla
    Then, what on earth could it be?
SIGN    If you don't know, then I shall tell you.
[08:54] Bot
    Having the video so eerily
    in sync with our conversation
[08:56] Bot
    just makes it more annoying.
SIGN    It happened during "Record 18: Youth is an Explosion."
SIGN    You disregarded your club president, of all people,
SIGN    and the four of you played a video game without her, didn't you?!
[09:10] Bot
    She's really clinging to that grudge.
SIGN    Leaving out a friend is simply unforgivable!
[09:15] Nat
    Then, why did you kill the
    club president first?
[09:18] Cla
    I don't understand why you'd do that.
SIGN    Now, let me explain how this game will work.
[09:23] Nat
    Was all that buildup really necessary?
SIGN    While you were distracted,
SIGN    I locked this room from the inside!
[09:31] Kar
    What?!
[09:32] Bot
    But we're on the inside, right?
[09:34] Cla
    She sounded dramatic, but I'm pretty
    sure that door opens from the inside.
[09:39] Nat
    Does that door even have a lock?
SIGN    In addition, I have taken the liberty of affixing bombs somewhere on your bodies.
[09:48] Kar
    What?! When?!
SIGN    If you do not fulfill the conditions for escape and acquire the room key,
SIGN    the bombs will explode and it'll be game over.
SIGN    Oh, and another thing: The bombs are invisible to beautiful girls.
[10:03] Cla
    How could you?!
[10:05] Cla
    That means none of us here
    can find and disarm the bombs!
[10:09] Bot
    I get it!
[10:10] Bot
    That's why you killed Sakura first,
[10:12] Bot
    because she was the only one among
    us who could see the bombs!
[10:14] Sak
    What?!
[10:22] Sak
    That was just air leaking out of my
    lungs and vibrating my vocal cords.
[10:28] Nat
    That's one talented corpse.
SIGN    Now, before we begin the game, there's one thing we must do.
SIGN    Sorry to make you do this,
SIGN    but can you please place three chairs in a circle facing outwards?
[10:41] Nat
    So this part's self-service, huh?
[10:43] Cla
    What a pain.
[10:44] Bot
    You should be helping us.
SIGN    Corpse
SIGN    Now, I will reveal the nature of the game that shall judge you.
SIGN    It's a game designed to make a person expose their innermost self.
SIGN    It's called...
SIGN    Musical Chairs!
[11:12] Nat
    We know that much.
[11:13] Bot
    After she made us set up the chairs,
    why is she trying to sound so smart?
SIGN    When the music stops, whoever isn't sitting dies!
[11:28] Bot
    She started singing.
[11:30] Nat
    What's with this surreal video?
[11:33] Cla
    Looks like we have no choice.
[11:34] Cla
    Let's play along.
[11:35] Kar
    Yeah, why not?
[11:51] Kar
    I'm... dead!
[11:59] Cla
    Karin-san.
SIGN    That's one dead.
SIGN    How did it feel to sacrifice your friend to survive?
[12:11] Cla
    Sorry! We all survived!
[12:14] Bot
    This is lame. What is she even talking about?
SIGN    Remove one chair.
SIGN    Time for the second round!
[12:20] Kar
    What?! Even though we all survived?
SIGN    Corpse
SIGN    And so, the second person dies.
SIGN    Now, remove one more chair.
SIGN    Who will survive to the end?
[12:55] Kar
    Just one chair now?
[12:57] Bot
    Four people on one chair isn't gonna be easy...
[13:06] Girls
    We did it!
SIGN    Well?
SIGN    How did it feel to sacrifice your friends to survive?
SIGN    Can you live with the pain of your loneliness from now on?
[13:18] Bot
    Hey, Claire, don't you think
    you're clutching me a bit too tight?
[13:20] Cla
    I don't have a choice!
[13:22] Kar
    Senpai, that tickles!
[13:24] Nat
    Claire-senpai, stop that!
[13:33] Cla
    Oh, yeah...
[13:34] Cla
    Did you know there's a pancake festival
    going on now at the family restaurant?
[13:37] Cla
    I made reservations for today,
    so shall we all go together?
[13:40] Kar
    Hooray!
[13:41] Bot
    Pancakes sound good.
[13:43] Bot
    I've been thinking about them lately.
[13:44] Nat
    But making reservations for
    a family restaurant seems...
[13:48] Cla
    Oh? Do you think I should have
    booked the whole restaurant?
[13:51] Nat
    That's not what I meant...
[14:26] Cla
    Shall we, then?
[14:36] Sak
    Yes!
SIGN    Chronicles of the
    Going Home Club
[14:39] Aza
    Pow!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
[14:52] Nar
    The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
[15:00] Nar
    It cut all ties with Hagitsuki-ryuu,
[15:03] Nar
    and despite its common origin,
    continued to develop along its own path.
[15:10] Nar
    As time passed, it came to stand opposed
     to its parent family, the Hagitsuki-ryuu.
[15:15] Nar
    These days, nobody even
    remembers the reason why.
[15:22] Nar
    And now, the Four Heavenly Kings of
    Hagishirabe-ryuu unite under one roof!
SIGN    And now, the Four Heavenly Kings of
    Hagishirabe-ryuu unite under one roof!!
SIGN    Roar
SIGN    Record 20
SIGN    The Four Heavenly Kings
     of Hagishirabe-ryuu
[15:39] Sei
    So, I'd like to begin
[15:40] Sei
    this regularly-scheduled meeting of the
    Hagishirabe-ryuu Four Heavenly Kings.
SIGN    The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu
[15:45] Sei
    Does anyone have any business to discuss?
SIGN    The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko
[15:48] Bya
    Nope.
[15:49] Bya
    Why do we meet twice a week when
    we never have any business to discuss?
SIGN    The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku
[15:53] Suz
    We've totally become regulars at this place.
[15:56] Suz
    Hey, they've got new menu items today.
SIGN    The Anime Lover: The Hopeless Genbu
[15:59] Gen
    Business...
[16:00] Gen
    I can't think of any...
[16:02] Gen
    Wait, what's with this name?!
[16:04] Gen
    Why am I "hopeless"?!
[16:05] Gen
    And why is "lover" the word that's
    spelled out in red on mine?!
[16:10] Suz
    You don't deny that you love anime, though?
[16:12] Gen
    I don't!
[16:13] Gen
    But I can't point out every
    single problem at once, can I?!
[16:16] Sei
    I hear you, I hear you.
[16:18] Sei
    We don't have any business to
    discuss, anyway. So let's think...
[16:23] Sei
    ...of a new nickname for him!
[16:26] Kings
    Hmm...
SIGN    The Baseless Genbu
[16:32] Sei
    The Baseless Genbu!
[16:33] Gen
    That's not any better!
[16:35] Gen
    Something baseless isn't of any use!
SIGN    The Useless Genbu
SIGN    The Pointless Genbu
[16:38] Bya
    Do you prefer Useless Genbu or Pointless Genbu?
[16:42] Gen
    They mean the same thing!
[16:43] Suz
    The Hopeless...
SIGN    The Hopeless
[16:45] Suz
    Fatso.
SIGN    The
    Hopeless
    Fatso
[16:46] Gen
    That's the part you changed?!
[16:47] Gen
    That means I'm 100% a burden
    to the Four Heavenly Kings!
[16:50] Sei
    Byakko, want to split a spinach sauté?
[16:53] Bya
    Sure, let's buzz the waiter.
[16:55] Gen
    You're bored of the subject already!
[16:56] Gen
    At least try one more round of suggestions!
[17:00] Suz
    How about...
[17:00] Bya
    What?
[17:02] Suza
    Melon soda!
[17:03] Gen
    You want me to fetch you some?!
[17:05] Bya
    I want cola and orange in a 1:1.618 proportion,
    in accordance with the golden ratio.
[17:09] Gen
    Your blending instructions are too specific!
[17:11] Gen
    I hope you shrink your tank top
     in the wash, you idiot!
[17:16] Sei
    By the way, how's our mortal
    enemy Hagitsuki-ryuu doing?
[17:20] Bya
    Oohagi Botan's club...
    The Going Home Club, I think?
[17:24] Bya
    I hear some younger students have joined it.
[17:28] Bya
    Mixing cola and orange together is gross!
[17:30] Gen
    Don't complain!
[17:32] Gen
    I hope your headband snaps and
    slashes your forehead!
[17:34] Suz
    That first year...
[17:35] Suz
    I don't like her one bit.
[17:38] Suz
    When I was monitoring Hagitsuki-ryuu before...
[17:42] (Flashback) Kar
    Botan-senpai, that strap is so cute.
[17:45] (Flashback) Bot
    Hm?
[17:47] (Flashback) Bot
    Oh, this?
[17:48] (Flashback) Bot
    You can have it if you want.
[17:49] (Flashback) Kar
    What? Are you sure?
[17:51] (Flashback) Bot
    Yeah. I've got a whole
    bunch of the same one.
[17:54] (Flashback) Kar
    Wow!
[17:56] (Flashback) Bot
    Now we'll match, Karin!
[17:58] (Flashback) Kar
    M-Match?
[18:03] Suz
    You fools!
[18:04] Gen
    Wh-What?!
[18:06] Suz
    Do you know how many stores
    I visited to get one like Botan's?!
[18:10] Suz
    She says: "It's so cute!"
[18:11] Suz
    and gets it handed to her
    by the person herself?!
[18:14] Suz
    There's only so much I can
    take of this world mocking me!
[18:16] Gen
    Why do you have a matching one, too?!
[18:18] Bya
    You can buy them on the Net, you know.
[18:20] Gen
    You have matching ones, too?!
[18:22] Gen
    You guys don't secretly love
    Hagitsuki-ryuu, do you?!
[18:25] Sei
    Huh?!
[18:26] Sei
    No way! She's the enemy!
[18:28] Bya
    If I ever met Botan-chan, I'd kill her!
[18:30] Gen
    You started using "chan"!
[18:32] Waiter
    You're Kokonoe-sama who reserved
    a table for five, correct?
[18:34] Bot
    I can't wait!
[18:35] Kar
    I'm so hungry!
[18:36] Sak
    I'm famished after all that crying!
[18:38] Gen
    H-Hagitsuki-ryuu!
[18:42] Sei
    Fancy seeing you here!
[18:44] Bya
    It's been so long!
[18:45] Suz
    Drop in at our dojo again sometime!
[18:47] Suz
    We've got a score to settle with you!
[18:51] Girls
    Here she is!
[18:51] Girls
    Finally!
[18:52] Nat
    Botan-senpai, those people over there...
[18:55] Kar
    Are they friends of yours?
[18:57] Bot
    No, they're my enemies.
[18:59] Aza
    Float, float, float, float, float!
SIGN    Unidentified Flying Animal
[19:05] Aza
    UFA!
SIGN    The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
[19:11] Nar
    The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu...
SIGN    ...The Rest is Omitted.
SIGN    Roar
[19:19] Sei
    So, I'd like to begin this
    week's scheduled meeting.
SIGN    The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu
[19:23] Sei
    Any new business?
SIGN    The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko
[19:25] Bya
    Should we talk about
    Hagitsuki-ryuu's activities?
SIGN    The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku
[19:28] Suz
    Let's have a report.
SIGN    ____ Lover: ____ Genbu
[19:30] Gen
    I suppose...
[19:32] Gen
    Wait, why is it "@#$%&"?!
[19:35] Sei
    It's okay.
[19:36] Sei
    They'll remove things like unnatural
    light and steam for the DVD release.
[19:39] Gen
    That's not the point!
[19:41] Bya
    It's an added perk!
[19:42] Gen
    Don't take off your tank top all of a sudden!
[19:45] Suz
    What if it's not removed from the DVD?
[19:47] Gen
    Don't say that!
[19:49] Gen
    What will we do if everyone wants a refund?
[19:52] Sei
    Well, regarding Hagitsuki-ryuu's activities...
[19:55] Gen
    Yes. That's the business at hand.
[20:05] (Flashback) Kar
    I want to eat some ice cream!
[20:06] (Flashback) Bot
    Me, too.
[20:13] Gen
    You've got everything matching now!
[20:16] Gen
    Are you sure you don't love
    Hagitsuki-ryuu after all?
[20:19] Sei
    She's the enemy!
[20:19] Bya
    Fresh Botan-chan!
[20:21] Bya
    Smile Botan-chan!
[20:22] Gen
    Stop taking your clothes off!
[20:24] Gen
    I hope you get scalped by some
    warlike tribe, you spiky-headed jerk!
[20:28] Gen
    You fools!
[20:29] Gen
    You're the ones who called her the enemy!
SIGN    The Merciless Seiryuu
SIGN    The Ruthless Byakko
SIGN    The Relentless Suzaku
[22:25] Ump
    Strike! Batter out!
[22:27] Ump
    Change!
SIGN    The Baseless Genbu
[22:36] Nar
    They will return!
SIGN    Hagishirabe-ryuu Four Heavenly Kings
SIGN    Preview
[22:46] Pre
    When you watched the C part,
[22:48] Pre
    you might be inclined to think
     that the Hopeless Genbu's name
[22:51] Pre
    was changed to the Baseless Genbu.
[22:53] Pre
    But the truth is, he's still Hopeless.
[22:55] Pre
    Next episode, Record 21: Sealed Words.
[22:58] Pre
    We'll show you two others, as well.
SIGN    Going Home Club Miniature Theater
[23:06] Sak
    What's wrong, Natsuki-chan?!
[23:08] Sak
    Are you feeling ill?
[23:09] Sak
    Do you need a drink?
[23:10] Nat
    It appears the first victim has been chosen.
[23:11] Sak
    There's some canned coffee in the fridge!
[23:13] Nat
    Sinful Sakura-senpai...
[23:13] Sak
    You like it black, right?
[23:15] Nat
    Welcome to the Little Garden of Judgment.
[23:18] Nat
    Now, let us begin.
[23:19] Sak
    Natsuki-chan, look, here's some coffee!
[23:20] Nat
    The ordeal in which you will confront your sins...
[23:22] Nat
    The Game of Judgment:
[23:24] Nat
    Guilty Judge Reborn!
[23:28] Sak
    Look at that, Natsuki-chan!
[23:29] Nat
    You seem surprised.
[23:30] Sak
    You're on TV!
[23:31] Nat
    If you don't know what your sin is,
    put hand to breast and try to recall it.
[23:32] Sak
    Was that Guilty Judge
    thing supposed to air today?
[23:35] Sak
    And... what does "reborn" mean?!
[23:38] Nat
    If you don't know, then I shall tell you!
[23:40] Nat
    How dare you make me drink
    seven cans of coffee?!
SIGN    Can #8
[23:43] Nat
    And all of it black!
[23:45] Cla
    I can't blame Natsuki-san for being angry.
[23:47] Sak
    Claire-chan!
[23:49] Cla
    She needs something sweet!
[23:50] Cla
    Have some sweets from our café!
SIGN    Boom
[23:53] Cla
    Kokono-Éclairs are delicious!
[23:55] Nat
    You fools!
[23:58] Girls
    See you next time!

Season 1

E7 - Sealed Words!! \ The Fierce Battle's Conclusion!! \ Surprise Party

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[00:11] Sak
    Right!
SIGN    Going Home Club
SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: "It's #7"
[01:59] Sak
    Sorry I kept you waiting!
[02:02] Sak
    It's just you here, Natsuki-chan?
[02:05] Sak
    Where's everyone else?
[02:07] Nat
    Um, Karin is...
[02:08] (Flashback) Kar
    I-It's due today?!
[02:11] Nat
    She went to turn in a handout
    that she had forgotten was due.
[02:14] Sak
    I see.
[02:16] Sak
    So what about the other two?
[02:18] (Flashback) Cla
    We don't want anything to happen to you.
[02:20] (Flashback) Bot
    I'll escort you to the faculty room.
[02:22] Nat
    They were worried about her,
    so they tagged along.
[02:24] Sak
    They coddle her too much.
[02:26] Sak
    Well, until they get back, why don't
    we play Word Chain or something?
[02:31] Nat
    Playing Word Chain because we're bored almost
    seems too tame, compared to your usual ideas.
[02:35] Sak
    I thought you'd say that!
[02:37] Nat
    Huh?
[02:38] Sak
    But what we're about to play is
    no ordinary game of Word Chain!
[02:43] Sak
    We'll be using these Taboo Cards!
[02:46] Nat
    Taboo Cards?!
[02:48] Nar
    Taboo Card Rules!
[02:50] Nar
    Before the game starts, each player
    writes a word of their choice on a card,
[02:53] Nar
    then lays it facedown.
[02:56] Nar
    This word is considered taboo
    throughout the game and,
SIGN    N
[02:58] Nar
    like a word ending with
    "n," it ends the game.
[03:01] Nat
    I get it.
[03:02] Nat
    You have to avoid using the word
    on your opponent's Taboo Card,
[03:06] Nat
    while also luring the opponent into
    saying the word on your own card.
[03:10] Sak
    And one more thing...
[03:12] Sak
    All games need some kind of risk and return.
[03:15] Sak
    If you win, Natsuki-chan,
    I'll give you something good.
[03:19] Nat
    Something good?
SIGN    Ribbon
[03:21] Nat
    F-Fine.
[03:23] Nat
    Then, if I lose...
[03:26] Sak
    Of course, if you lose...
[03:29] Sak
    you have to eat spaghetti
    through your nose!
[03:31] Nat
    Her tastes in game penalties
    are so old-fashioned!
SIGN    Record 21
SIGN    Sealed Words!!
[03:42] Nat
    This Taboo Card holds the key to my victory.
[03:45] Nat
    But what word should I write?
[03:49] Nat
    I guess I should just pick one that
    I wouldn't accidentally say myself...
[03:54] Sak
    Okay, are you all ready?
[03:57] Sak
    Once you've written down your
    word, you can't change it.
[04:01] Sak
    It may even be possible
[04:02] Sak
    that the game is already
    decided the moment we both
[04:05] Sak
    choose our taboo words.
[04:07] Nat
    We won't know who wins until we play.
[04:09] Nat
    It's still Word Chain, after all.
[04:11] Nat
    We're both playing by the same terms.
[04:16] Sak
    Let's go over the rules!
SIGN    Wasabi Octopus
[04:17] Sak
    The basic rules are the same
    as standard Word Chain.
[04:20] Sak
    If you use a word ending in "n," you lose!
[04:23] Sak
    If you use the words written
    on either Taboo Card, you lose!
[04:27] Sak
    The time limit is one minute per turn.
[04:30] Sak
    If you exceed that, you lose!
[04:33] Girls
    Taboo Card, set!
[04:35] Girls
    Word Chain, in!
[04:36] Sak
    I'll go first,
[04:37] Sak
    with the "ri" of "Shiritori" (Word Chain)!
[04:39] ---
    Wha—
[04:39] Nat
    Y-You took the first turn by force!
[04:42] Sak
    Don't be so naïve, Natsuki-chan!
[04:43] Sak
    The game's already begun!
[04:45] Sak
    It's my turn!
[04:47] Sak
    Risuzaru (squirrel monkey)!
[04:48] Nat
    A Lead-off Switchup!
[04:50] Nar
    A Lead-off Switchup!
SIGN    Lead-off Switchup
[04:52] Nar
    As the saying goes:
    "Shiritori starts with 'pa.'"
[04:55] Nar
    Shiritori (Word Chain),
    ringo (apple), gorira (gorilla),
[04:59] Nar
    and rappa* (trumpet) is the standard
     opening pattern for a Word Chain.
[05:03] Nar
    To actively make a change
    to that pattern...
[05:06] Nar
    is called a "Pattern Switchup."
SIGN    Pattern Switchup
[05:09] Nar
    One plan of attack is to lead off
    with a word other than "apple."
[05:13] Nar
    This is known as a "Lead-off Switchup."
[05:16] Nar
    The goal is to confuse any opponent
    prepared to respond with "gorilla,"
[05:19] Nar
    upsetting their rhythm early on.
[05:23] Nat
    Of course.
[05:24] Nat
    We're playing with Taboo Card rules.
[05:26] Nat
    If I had predicted that she'd*
    lead off with the usual pattern
[05:29] Nat
    and selected "apple" as my taboo word,
[05:32] Nat
    that would've ended the game
    right then and there.
SIGN    Apple
[05:35] Nat
    Hence the Lead-off Switchup!
[05:37] Nat
    R-Ruretto (roulette).
[05:39] Sak
    Tonneru (tunnel).
[05:41] Nat
    Sakura responds in a flash!
[05:44] Nat
    Ruuzu sokkusu (loose socks).
[05:45] Sak
    Sutooru (stole).
[05:48] Nat
    Here, Natsuki begins to
    suspect something's up...
[05:51] (Flashback) Sak
    Sutooru (stole).
[05:53] Nar
    Now, her suspicion turns to certainty.
[05:55] Nat
    This is...
[05:57] Nat
    a "Ru" Offensive!
[05:58] Nar
    The "Ru" Offensive: a strategy that takes advantage
SIGN    "Ru" Offensive
[06:02] Nar
    of the fact that there are far fewer words
    beginning with "ru" than ending with "ru,"
SIGN    ru = Lots
SIGN    Ru = Few
[06:05] Nar
    and thus using only words ending in "ru."
[06:08] Nar
    There are other, similar strategies,
    such as the "Ri" Offensive.
[06:12] Nat
    That means Sakura-senpai's taboo
    word probably starts with "ru."
[06:17] Nat
    I blurted out "roulette" earlier
    without thinking about it,
[06:20] Nat
    but maybe I should stick with more
    obscure words when possible.
[06:24] Nat
    Ruibe (frozen sashimi).
[06:25] Sak
    Beeru (veil).
[06:26] Nat
    Ruchinwaaku (routine work).
[06:27] Sak
    Kurooru (crawl).
[06:29] Nat
    Ruigigo (synonym).
[06:30] Sak
    Gooru (goal).
[06:31] Nat
    Rukusenburuku (Luxembourg).
[06:32] Sak
    Kurea fairu (transparent file).
[06:33] Nat
    Ruaa (lure).
[06:34] Sak
    Aagairu (argyle).
[06:35] Nat
    Rui-kokuou (King Louis).
[06:37] Sak
    Uuru (wool).
[06:38] Nat
    Ruukii (rookie).
[06:39] Sak
    Kiihooru (keyhole).
[06:40] Nat
    Ruumania (Romania).
[06:42] Sak
    Arumihoiru (aluminum foil).
[06:43] Nat
    Ruwanda (Rwanda).
[06:44] Sak
    Daato toraiaru (dirt trial).
[06:45] Nat
    Ruuju (rouge).
[06:46] Sak
    Jubunairu (juvenile).
[06:47] Nat
    Ruupe (magnifying glass).
[06:48] Sak
    Pearentaru kontorooru.
    (parental controls).
[06:50] Nat
    Ruuzuberuto-daitouryou
    (President Roosevelt).
[06:51] Sak
    Uedingu beru (wedding bell).
SIGN    "Exile": A penalty in which a criminal is expelled to a distant land.
[06:53] Nat
    Rukei (exile).
SIGN    "Easel": A stand upon which you prop signs or drawing boards.
[06:54] Sak
    Iizeru (easel).
SIGN    "Exponent": Multiplying a number by itself.
[06:56] Nat
    Ruijou (exponent).
SIGN    "Sea-firefly": A species of ostracod crustacean.
[06:57] Sak
    Umihotaru (sea-firefly).
[06:59] Nat
    I'm running out of words!
[07:01] Nar
    The time limit of one minute per turn
[07:03] Nar
    clearly has Natsuki on the ropes.
[07:07] Nar
    Pressure can have a strikingly negative
    effect on a person's judgment.
[07:11] Nar
    Words that she should
    know fail to come to her!
[07:13] Nar
    At this rate, whether she says Sakura's
    taboo word or breaks the time limit...
[07:19] Nar
    it's only a matter of time.
[07:23] Nat
    I guess it's time...
[07:24] Nar
    But Natsuki had a plan!
SIGN    Counter
[07:27] Nar
    It was a "Counter"!
[07:29] Nar
    The "Ru" Offensive,
[07:30] Nar
    which attacks with a specific syllable,
    has one fatal weakness.
SIGN    ru
    Ru
    ru
    Ru
    ru
    Ru
    ru
[07:33] Nar
    This is called the Counter.
[07:36] Nar
    After exhausting the vocabulary
    of words that begin with "ru,"
SIGN    Ru__ru
[07:39] Nar
    returning with a word that
    both starts and ends with "ru"
[07:42] Nar
    turns your opponent's
    offensive back on them!
[07:49] Nar
    The word that Natsuki
    has kept up her sleeve!
[07:51] Nar
    That word is:
SIGN    Rule
[07:53] Nar
    Ruuru* (rule)!
[07:54] Nat
    Ru—
[07:56] Nar
    But the moment she opened her mouth,
[07:58] Nar
    a jolt of electricity hit Natsuki!
[08:01] Nar
    Call it intuition or instinct!
[08:03] Nar
    Halted by that momentary chill,
    Natsuki swallowed the word!
[08:09] Nat
    I get it.
[08:10] Nat
    The word that Sakura-senpai*
    wrote on her Taboo Card was...
[08:13] Nat
    Rule!
SIGN    Rule
[08:14] Nat
    She wasn't using her Taboo
    Card to defeat me directly.
[08:18] Nat
    She did it stop me from
    countering her "Ru" Offensive!
[08:21] Nar
    Her guess was correct.
[08:24] Sak
    So you've caught on?
[08:25] Sak
    But it's too late, Natsuki-chan.
[08:27] Sak
    The moment you accepted
    this game, you'd already...
[08:31] Sak
    fallen into my trap!
[08:38] Cla
    Isn't that a relief?
[08:39] Cla
    You got your handout turned in.
[08:42] Kar
    Yes!
[08:43] Kar
    Do you think Sakura-senpai
    has turned up yet?
[08:45] Bot
    I'm sure she's there by now.
[08:47] Kar
    So Nat-chan and Sakura-senpai
    are in there by themselves?
[08:54] Cla
    By themselves?
[08:56] Cla
    Why don't we go grab some
    tea before we head back?
[08:59] Kar
    Why do you want to give
    them more time alone?
[09:07] Nar
    The reason most Word
    Chain games take place
[09:11] Nar
    is to kill time.
SIGN    Tanuki (Racoon Dog)
[09:15] Nar
    I'm Botan!
[09:15] Nar
    In most cases, Word Chain
    is not played competitively.
SIGN    Kitsune (Fox) Tanuki (Racoon Dog)
[09:17] ---
    I'm Claire!
SIGN    Neko (Cat) Kitsune (Fox) Tanuki (Racoon Dog)
[09:19] ---
    I'm Karin!
[09:19] Nar
    Rather, the intent is simply to keep
    the game going as long as possible.
SIGN    Komodo Ootokage (Komodo Dragon) Neko (Cat) Kitsune (Fox) Tanuki (Racoon Dog)
[09:23] Sak
    I bet you've only ever played that dull
    form of Word Chain, right, Natsuki-chan?
[09:28] Sak
    Let me teach you...
[09:30] Sak
    the Word Chain where you
    crush your opponent!
SIGN    Record 22:
SIGN    The Fierce Battle's Conclusion!!
[09:38] Nat
    How...
[09:40] Nat
    How could this turn into
    such a war of attrition?
[09:43] Nat
    My Counter Word against
    Sakura-senpai's "Ru" Offensive,
SIGN    Rule
[09:47] Nat
    "Rule," has been taken from me.
[09:49] Nat
    I'm definitely going to lose now...
SIGN    Rouble
[09:52] Nat
    Runesansu (Renaissance).
[09:53] Sak
    Sumairu (smile).
[09:54] Nat
    Ru...
[09:56] Nat
    Think! Isn't there anything?!
[09:58] Nat
    Any word that can break this deadlock?!
SIGN    Rui Rua
SIGN    Rue Ruu
[10:01] Nat
    Rua, rui, ruu, rue...
[10:04] Nat
    Leaf through the dictionary of my mind!
[10:07] Sak
    Well, think long and hard.
[10:09] Sak
    As long as I respond instantly
    to anything you throw at me,
[10:13] Sak
    you only get sixty seconds to think.
[10:19] Sak
    You have to stay calm,
    at the very least.
[10:21] Sak
    The more pressured you feel when backed
    into a corner, the faster time seems to pass.
[10:35] Nat
    Ru... Ruuputai (bolo tie).
[10:37] Sak
    Inisharu (initial).
SIGN    Ru
[10:40] Nar
    The time limit approaches!
SIGN    Nicknames: Nose-paghetti, Peperoncino, Al Dente, Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, Carbonara
[10:42] Nar
    The penalty hangs over her head!
[10:44] ---
    Olive Oil... Nose-paghetti...
    Peperoncino... Carbonara... Al Dente...
[10:47] Nar
    But the severity of the situation,
    contrary to Sakura's expectations...
[10:54] Nar
    has given Natsuki a flash of insight!
[10:56] Nat
    That's it!
[10:58] Nat
    I've got a word that begins and
    ends with "ru," other than "rule"!
[11:02] Nat
    To break out of the "Ru" Offensive...
SIGN    Means of Counter
[11:04] Nat
    A Counter Word!
[11:07] Nat
    Now it's my turn!
[11:09] Nat
    Ruuburu (ruble)!
[11:11] Sak
    Ruble?!
SIGN    Ruble
SIGN    Roar
[11:23] Nat
    I've won.
[11:24] Sak
    Just kidding!
[11:27] Sak
    Runowaaru (Renoir).
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
[11:45] Sak
    Natsuki-chan. You fought hard.
[11:49] Sak
    I never expected you to find a Counter Word
    other than "rule" in a situation like that.
[11:54] Sak
    You're everything I'd expect
    of a junior in my club.
[11:57] Sak
    But I'd already prepared several
    countermeasures to the counter.
SIGN    Renaaru (Renard, author) Ruminooru (Luminol, reagent) Ruchiru (Rutile, mineral)
[12:04] Sak
    That should crush Natsuki-chan's spirit.
[12:08] Sak
    I've won!
[12:13] ---
    Wha—
[12:14] Nat
    Now it's my turn!
[12:16] Sak
    Why?!
[12:17] Sak
    How can you still stand?!
[12:18] Sak
    Why won't you just admit defeat?!
[12:20] Nat
    Because I am...
[12:22] Nat
    I am a Word Chainist!
[12:24] Sak
    What's that?! I've never
    heard that title before!
[12:27] Sak
    What do I do?
[12:28] Sak
    I didn't crush her spirit enough, and it
    seems to have revved her up even more!
[12:31] Nat
    Ruijiana-shuu (Louisiana State)!
[12:34] Sak
    "U"? "U," huh?
SIGN    U
[12:37] Sak
    "U"?
[12:39] Sak
    What?
[12:40] Sak
    I've already used "wool" and
    "wedding bell" and "sea-firefly"...
[12:44] Sak
    "U..." Strange, I can't think of anything.
[12:52] Sak
    Well, as you wish.
[12:53] Sak
    I'll play it safe.
[12:55] Sak
    After all, even if Natsuki-chan
    comes at me with "ru,"
[12:57] Sak
    I still have a full stock of Counter Words.
SIGN    Renaaru (Renard, author) Ruminooru (Luminol, reagent) Ruchiru (Rutile, mineral)
[13:02] Sak
    Umigame (sea turtle).
[13:03] Sak
    There! Now, come at me with meeru (mail)
    or meepuru (maple) or any word you like!
[13:07] Nat
    Meifurawaagou (The Mayflower).
[13:09] Sak
    Another "u"?
[13:11] Sak
    Ujikintoki (Green tea and red bean ice cream).
[13:13] Nat
    Kyouryuu (dinosaur).
[13:14] Sak
    Usagi (rabbit).
[13:14] Nat
    Gyuunyuu (milk).
SIGN    U
[13:17] Sak
    I get it.
[13:19] Sak
    I've exhausted all the words that
    start with "u" and end with "ru."
SIGN    U___ru
[13:23] Sak
    In other words,
[13:24] Sak
    as long as she keeps responding with "u,"
[13:26] Sak
    I can't relaunch my "Ru" Offensive.
[13:29] Sak
    But there are still tons of
    words that start with "u."
SIGN    U = About 1,000,000,007 results (0.11 seconds)
[13:33] Sak
    In this situation, Natsuki-chan needs
    to keep responding with "u" endings,
[13:37] Sak
    which means she's the
    one at a disadvantage.
[13:39] Sak
    Uruudoshi (leap year).
[13:40] Nat
    Shodou (calligraphy).
[13:42] Sak
    Wait a minute!
[13:43] Sak
    Come to think of it,
[13:45] Sak
    Natsuki-chan added "daitouryou" (president)
    when just "Roosevelt" would have done,
[13:49] Sak
    and added "shuu" (state) when just
    "Louisiana" would have sufficed...
[13:54] Sak
    Was she... trying to make me
    say words starting with "u"?!
[13:58] Sak
    Is it possible...
[13:59] Sak
    that Natsuki-chan's taboo word
    is a word that starts with a "u"?!
SIGN    U
[14:05] Sak
    When I consider that possibility,
[14:07] Sak
    maybe I should focus on more
    obscure words when possible...
[14:13] Sak
    Umibouzu (sea monster).
[14:15] Nat
    Sakura-senpai.
[14:17] Nat
    You just said "umibouzu," didn't you?
[14:19] ---
    Huh?
[14:20] ---
    Wha—
[14:22] Nat
    Taboo Card, open!
[14:24] Sak
    What?!
[14:25] Nat
    The taboo word I chose was:
SIGN    Umibouzu
[14:29] Nat
    "Umibouzu"!
[14:32] Sak
    Wh-Why'd you choose a word like that?!
[14:35] Nat
    It was a coincidence, actually.
[14:38] Nat
    I guess I should just pick one that
    I wouldn't accidentally say myself...
[14:42] Sak
    Th-That's the only reason?!
[14:44] Nar
    No doubt about it,
    it was sheer coincidence.
[14:47] Nar
    Born from the short yet rich
    time they've spent together,
[14:51] Nar
    an unconscious synchronization of
    their thought patterns took place!
[14:57] Nar
    It was almost an inevitability!
[14:59] Nar
    The two of them,
    both drawn to a single word!
[15:02] Sak
    Oh, no!
[15:03] Sak
    Are you saying that Natsuki-chan's
    thoughts and mine have fused?!
[15:07] Nat
    I execute a direct attack on
    my opponent with "umibouzu"!
[15:14] Nat
    Poseidon Hammer!
[15:23] Nat
    Well, Senpai...
[15:24] Nat
    Hand over what you promised me.
[15:27] Nat
    Your "something good."
[15:34] Kar
    We're back!
[15:41] Kar
    Nat-chan, where'd that come from?
[15:43] Kar
    I love it!
[15:44] Kar
    It's so cute!
[15:45] Kar
    This is Sakura-senpai's, right?
[15:47] Kar
    Did she give it to you? Did she, huh?
[15:49] Kar
    Well? What happened?
[15:51] Nat
    Nothing happened.
[15:54] Nar
    For the first time in her life,
[15:55] Nar
    Natsuki has tasted the
    humiliation of victory.
[16:05] Aza
    Seal Summoning!
SIGN    Rumble Rumble
[16:11] Sak
    Now then!
[16:13] Sak
    We're all here, right?
[16:15] Sak
    Okay!
[16:15] Sak
    Who knows what tomorrow is?
[16:18] Kar
    I do!
[16:18] Kar
    It's Nat-chan's birthday!
[16:20] Sak
    Excellent!
[16:21] Sak
    In view of that, today...
SIGN    Boom
[16:23] Sak
    we're going to have a meeting to plan
    Natsuki-chan's surprise birthday party!
SIGN    Record 23
SIGN    Surprise Party
[16:34] Nat
    Wait! I'm sitting right here!
[16:38] Sak
    Okay, everyone!
[16:39] Sak
    Throw out lots of great ideas for things
    that'll surprise and delight Natsuki-chan!
[16:44] Nat
    She's just going on with this!
    What am I supposed to do?
[16:48] Cla
    That's difficult.
[16:50] Cla
    Natsuki-san probably already expects
    that we'll all want to celebrate with her.
[16:57] Nat
    That's because the secret's already out.
[16:59] Kar
    Even if she acts calm, her thing
     will be wagging back and forth!
[17:04] Sak
    I hear you, I hear you!
[17:06] Cla
    So cute!
[17:07] Nat
    No, no, it does not wag!
[17:08] Nat
    Why are you treating it like a dog's tail?!
[17:11] Bot
    A silly little surprise party
    won't really surprise her.
[17:14] Nat
    Actually, it won't surprise me
    because I already know about it.
[17:18] Sak
    Well?
[17:19] Sak
    Does anyone have any good ideas?
[17:21] Kar
    I do!
[17:22] Kar
    I think we should make some handicrafts.
[17:25] Sak
    Handicrafts?
[17:26] Kar
    You know...
[17:27] Kar
    We could cut strips of colored paper,
[17:29] Kar
    make chains out of them,
    and make flowers.
SIGN    Cute
[17:34] Nat
    They've changed the point of the meeting...
[17:37] Bot
    Why don't we pop some crackers?
[17:39] Sak
    Yeah! They're good for parties!
[17:41] Cla
    But if we're throwing a party,
[17:43] Cla
    I think something more extravagant
    would surprise her more.
[17:46] Bot
    That's true.
[17:47] Bot
    Something more extravagant...
[17:50] Bot
    I know! Let's set off fireworks!
[17:53] Nat
    That's going way over the top!
[17:55] Sak
    I like it!
[17:56] Sak
    Let's go extravagant!
[17:58] Nat
    No, no, no, no...
[17:59] Cla
    For food, we can order room
    service from my family's hotel!
[18:03] Nat
    Huh?!
[18:04] Nat
    They'll even deliver to the club room?!
[18:05] Cla
    A feast simply has to have
    beefsteak, don't you think?
[18:08] Nat
    Beefsteak?
[18:09] Sak
    Oh, do they have dessert, too?
[18:11] Sak
    I love desserts with kiwi in them!
[18:12] Nat
    They're all just listing things they like...
[18:15] Kar
    I know!
[18:16] Kar
    You can't forget the cake, either!
[18:19] Sak
    Right, that's fundamental!
[18:21] Sak
    Natsuki-chan does love sweet things.
[18:23] Kar
    Let's get a strawberry cake! A big one!
[18:27] Bot
    Sounds good.
[18:28] Bot
    The cake and the staging will get her excited...
[18:30] Cla
    Then, we'll all cry out "happy birthday!"
[18:34] Sak
    Okay, okay!
[18:36] Sak
    This'll be the perfect surprise party!
SIGN    Handicrafts, fireworks, beefsteak, kiwi, strawberry cake
[18:38] Sak
    Yes, I think that'll do it.
SIGN    Handicrafts, fireworks, beefsteak, kiwi, strawberry cake
[18:41] Sak
    By the way, Natsuki-chan, do you think
    you'd be surprised by all of this?
[18:45] Nat
    Of course not!
[18:46] Nat
    If you give away the whole thing,
    there's nothing left to surprise me!
[18:48] Aza
    And then, the next day...
[18:51] Kar
    I'm so excited for your surprise party, Nat-chan.
[18:55] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[18:56] Nat
    Karin. You know what the word
    "surprise" means, don't you?
[19:00] Kar
    I can't wait!
SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Umibouzu
    Going Home Club
[19:16] Nat
    It's huge!
[19:17] Nat
    What's with the colossal scale?!
[19:19] Nat
    It's bigger than the door!
[19:21] Nat
    H-How did you get it in here?
[19:23] Cla
    We brought the ingredients inside
    and made it in the room!
[19:26] Nat
    Is it a ship in a bottle?!
[19:29] Nat
    What? What's that sound?
[19:33] Bot
    Fireworks!
[19:34] Nat
    You really set off fireworks?!
[19:36] Nat
    But you went to all that trouble,
[19:39] Nat
    and we can't even see them in here...
[19:42] Bot
    Well, when you launch
    fireworks in the daytime,
[19:43] Bot
    all you can see is smoke
    anyway, so it's no big deal.
[19:45] Nat
    Then, why did you set
    them off during the day?!
[19:55] Nat
    Did you make these, Karin?
[19:57] Kar
    After the meeting yesterday,
    we all hung them up together.
[20:01] Sak
    Also, take a look outside!
[20:03] Sak
    This last surprise is amazing,
    so let your hopes soar!
[20:06] Bot
    Yeah.
[20:07] Bot
    Getting someone's hopes up is part
    of the ABCs of a surprise party.
SIGN    Zukou (Handicrafts), Uchiage-hanabi (Fireworks), Bifuteki (Beefsteak),
     Kiui (Kiwi), Ichigo Keeki (Strawberry Cake), Kitai (Hopes), Iroha (ABCs)
[20:13] Nat
    Hopes... ABCs?
[20:18] Nat
    This is...
[20:45] Girl
    What's that?
[20:46] Girl
    Who's Natsuki?
[20:47] Girl
    Incredible!
[22:32] Cla
    Kitsune (fox)!
[22:33] Kar
    Neko (cat)!
[22:33] Cla
    Koori (ice)!
SIGN    Zukou (Handicrafts), Uchiage-hanabi (Fireworks), Bifuteki
    (Beefsteak), Kiui (Kiwi), Ichigo Keeki (Strawberry Cake), Kitai (Hopes),
     Iroha (ABCs), Happii Baasudei Natsuki (Happy Birthday Natsuki)
[22:35] Kar
    "Ri?!" "Ri," "ri..."
[22:38] Bot
    Karin, try this.
[22:40] Kar
    Ah! Ribon (ribbon)!
SIGN    N
SIGN    Preview
[22:46] Sak
    Hey, guys, did you know?
[22:48] Sak
    The mating process of the great
    gray slug is a grappling match!
[22:53] Sak
    Sounds hot and steamy, doesn't it?!
[22:55] Sak
    Next time, Record 24:
    Big Sis and Little Bro!
[22:58] Sak
    And three others!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Going Home Club Miniature Theater
[23:06] Kar
    Botan-senpai, I'm so hungry.
[23:08] Bot
    Karin.
[23:09] Bot
    I see. Here, eat this.
[23:12] Sak
    Wait a minute!
[23:13] Sak
    We all enjoyed Natsuki-chan's delicious
    birthday cake together earlier.
SIGN    Enjoyed Delicious Birthday Cake
[23:19] Sak
    After eating all that,
    you're still hungry?
[23:22] Sak
    What kind of ravenous spirit do you have?!
[23:25] Kar
    Don't say that, Senpai!
[23:27] Kar
    There's always room for sweets!
[23:29] Sak
    It's just as you say, of course!
[23:30] Sak
    Darn it.
[23:32] Sak
    My skills as a woman have failed me again.
[23:36] Bot
    It seems Karin comes from a race
    that can control their own stomachs.
[23:40] Bot
    Such a terrifying stomach...
[23:42] Bot
    To bring me of all people to my knees!
[23:45] Sak
    Botan-chan!
[23:45] Sak
    What happened to the red bean
    rice ball you were holding?
[23:47] Bot
    Well, it's right he—
[23:52] Kar
    So good!
[23:55] Aza
    By the way, seals like smooth red bean paste!
[23:59] Girls
    See you next time!

Season 1

E8 - Big Sis and Little Bro \ Street Poems \ Big Sis and Friends \ The Nameless Landmark

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[00:06] Nat
    Huh?
[00:07] Nat
    What a pain.
[00:09] Kar
    What's wrong?
[00:10] Nat
    My mom asked me to pick up
    some soy sauce on my way home.
[00:13] Nat
    Jeez.
[00:14] Nat
    She should get my little
    brother to do it instead.
[00:17] Kar
    Now, now...
[00:18] Kar
    Nat-chan, that just means
    she depends on you.
[00:20] Nat
    Hmph.
[00:26] Sak
    Natsuki-chan...
[00:27] Girls
    You have a little brother?!
SIGN    Record 24
SIGN    Big Sis and Little Bro
[02:08] Nat
    Huh?
[02:09] Nat
    I never mentioned it?
[02:10] Sak
    This is so the first I've heard of it!
[02:12] Bot
    When was that written into your backstory?
[02:13] Nat
    What do you mean, "when?"
[02:15] Nat
    This isn't some old school mecha anime.
[02:18] Cla
    What's his name?
[02:19] Nat
    Oh? It's Lloyd.
[02:21] Cla
    Lloyd?
[02:22] Cla
    That's an unusual name
    for a Japanese person.
[02:25] Nat
    I don't think it's all that
    different from "Claire."
[02:28] Kar
    Older? Younger?
[02:30] Sak
    Male? Female?
[02:31] Nat
    I told you, he's my little brother!
[02:33] Sak
    Oh, yeah.
[02:35] Nat
    He's two years younger than me.
[02:38] Sak
    Well? What school does he go to?
[02:40] Kar
    Does he look like you?
[02:41] Cla
    What are his hobbies and talents?
[02:42] Bot
    Height? Weight?
[02:44] Sak
    What does he wash first in the bath?
[02:45] Kar
    What does he usually talk about?
[02:47] Cla
    What school activities was he into,
    and what did he learn from them?
[02:50] Bot
    What's his personal motto?
[02:51] Sak
    Now, what question are we on?
[02:52] Nat
    You guys are getting too into this!
[02:54] Cla
    But isn't that natural?
[02:56] Cla
    Because if he's Natsuki-san's
    little brother, that means...
[03:00] Cla
    he's basically our little brother, too!
[03:04] Sak
    I get it!
[03:06] Nat
    Um, wrong...
[03:07] Nat
    What kind of logic warped
    you to that conclusion?
[03:10] Bot
    A martial artist's path
    is long and treacherous.
[03:13] Bot
    Is Lloyd prepared to walk that path?
[03:17] Nat
    Most likely not!
[03:18] Nat
    And why are you nominating
    him as your successor?!
[03:21] Nat
    Also, what was that
    question about earlier?!
SIGN    Rewind
SIGN    Rewind
SIGN    Rewind
SIGN    Pause
SIGN    Play
[03:26] (Flashback) Bot
    What does he wash first in the bath?
SIGN    Pause
[03:28] Nat
    How would I know the answer to that?!
[03:30] Sak
    O-Oh, I guess...
[03:32] Sak
    Just because you're siblings, you don't
    necessarily take baths together.
[03:37] Nat
    W-Well, we did take them
    together when we were little...
[03:43] (Flashback) Nat
    Take this, Lloyd!
[03:45] (Flashback) Llo
    Cut it out!
[03:48] Nat
    You're so annoying!
[03:49] Nat
    It's normal to do that kind
    of thing when you're little!
[03:53] Nat
    This is the problem with only children!
[03:54] Sak
    Really?
[03:56] Sak
    Sorry.
[03:58] Nat
    Anyway, you guys don't know anything
    about the reality of having a little brother.
SIGN    Going Home Above All
[04:03] Cla
    In that case,
[04:04] Cla
    why don't we all go to
    Natsuki-san's house to hang out,
[04:06] Cla
    so we can experience the reality together?
[04:10] Bot
    Good idea.
[04:11] Bot
    I should see him with my own
    eyes and ascertain whether
[04:14] Bot
    he has what it takes to be my successor.
[04:18] Kar
    I can't wait!
[04:19] Nat
    What?!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
[04:22] Aza
    Take me with you.
[04:23] Nat
    What a pain this has turned into.
SIGN    Kichijouji Station
SIGN    I don't mind if I become a tiger. I'm a poet, after all. -Atsushi
SIGN    Chronicles of the
    Going Home Club
[04:40] Aza
    Wandering minstrel seal.
[04:45] Sak
    Today, I think we should
    sell poems on the street!
[04:50] Nat
    What's this, all of a sudden?
[04:51] Sak
    Questions will not be answered!
[04:53] Bot
    But don't you need a license or
    something to be a street vendor?
[04:57] Sak
    Really?
SIGN    Do not open. Danger!
[04:58] Sak
    But those people who sell accessories
    and things on the street are obviously...
[05:01] Nat
    Why are you basing your judgment on them?
[05:04] Cla
    It should be fine if we set up near the station.
[05:07] Nat
    What?
[05:08] Cla
    Because that land belongs to my family!
[05:12] Sak
    The area around the station...
[05:14] Kar
    ...is your personal...
[05:15] Bot
    ...property?!
[05:16] Nat
    Why did you divide up the line?
SIGN    Record 25
SIGN    Street Poems
[05:23] Bot
    Well, have you already written the
    poems we'll be selling by the station?
[05:27] Sak
    Perish the thought!
[05:28] Sak
    We're all going to write them now, of course.
[05:30] Nat
    How disorganized is this plan?
[05:33] Sak
    We'll take the poems of
    girls still in high school...
[05:35] Sak
    hot and steamy off the press...
[05:37] Sak
    and sell them outside!
[05:39] Nat
    Why did you make it sound so obscene?
[05:42] Kar
    But even if you ask us to
    write poems out of the blue...
[05:45] Sak
    No need to think so hard about it.
[05:48] Sak
    You don't have to worry about
[05:50] Sak
    saying something insightful or
    getting to the heart of anything.
[05:54] Sak
    Yesterday, I saw a person selling poems
    on the street, so I bought some...
SIGN    Thank you
[05:58] Sak
    And it was just random junk
    written in sloppy handwriting
[06:01] Sak
    to create the atmosphere of poetry.
[06:03] Bot
    Don't say any more.
[06:04] Bot
    We'll get complaints.
[06:06] Kar
    That sounds easy!
[06:08] Cla
    That sounds like something even we can do.
[06:10] Nat
    For something like this,
[06:11] Nat
    the bad handwriting seems
    to be the crucial point.
[06:14] Sak
    That's exactly right, Natsuki-chan!
[06:16] Sak
    No matter what you write,
SIGN    Sleepy Goods Delivered Spoon
[06:17] Sak
    it looks like words of wisdom
    if it's in bad handwriting!
[06:19] Sak
    This is the absolutely crucial point!
[06:22] Nat
    R-Right...
[06:23] Sak
    Just keep that point in mind,
[06:25] Sak
    then randomly select phrases like
    "Thank you" and write them down,
[06:29] Sak
    and you're done!
[06:31] Sak
    Let's get writing!
[06:33] Nat
    Phrases like "Thank you"?
SIGN    The Meaning of "Poem"!!
SIGN    Poise and grace in expression
SIGN    Even has pictures sometimes
SIGN    Make sure you don't force it!
[06:38] Bot
    I'm done.
[06:40] Sak
    That was fast, Botan-chan.
[06:42] Bot
    This is what you meant by
    phrases like "Thank you," right?
SIGN    Thank you for giving me all your money -Botan
[06:47] Bot
    That's just extortion!
[06:48] Bot
    That's violating Article 249
    of the Japanese Criminal Code!
[06:51] Bot
    I thought I was on the right track...
[06:54] Cla
    I'm finished, too.
[06:55] Sak
    Oh? Let me see!
[06:56] Cla
    I'm quite confident in this one.
SIGN    A Pit of Thanklessness -Claire
[07:00] Sak
    There's no escape!
[07:02] Sak
    Why are you all making poems on
    society's negative qualities?
[07:05] Sak
    Let's try to get away from
    the word "thank," shall we?
[07:07] Kar
    Well then, does this work?
SIGN    Think Tank University -Karin
[07:13] Sak
    "Think Tank U..." "Thank
    U..." "Thank You..."
[07:16] Bot
    Oh, I get it!
[07:18] Cla
    Karin-san, you're amazing!
[07:20] Sak
    That's all wrong!
[07:22] Sak
    You've all got completely the wrong idea!
[07:25] Sak
    This is what I mean by phrases like "Thank you"!
SIGN    Melancholy -Sakura
[07:31] Cla
    That seems wrong, too.
[07:32] Nat
    I don't know how to react to that.
[07:35] Aza
    It's okay to fail sometimes!
[07:37] Sak
    It's partially my fault for being so
    disappointed by your stupidity.
[07:42] Sak
    So now...
[07:43] Sak
    We'll change the keyword to
    "phrases that warm the heart!"
[07:46] Bot
    Of course.
[07:48] Bot
    Heartwarming, huh?
[07:49] Nat
    Why did you rephrase that in English?
[07:53] Bot
    I will write an example.
SIGN    Heated Table -Sakura
[07:58] Nat
    Wrong from the get-go?
[08:00] Bot
    That only warms the body.
[08:02] Sak
    But the heated table is like the
    heart of the Japanese people, right?
[08:05] Bot
    That's true. It's the Japanese Heart.
[08:07] Nat
    Again, why the English rewording?
[08:11] Cla
    I'm certain that mine will be heartwarming.
SIGN    Petting Zoo -Claire
[08:21] Sak
    Uh, that doesn't quite reach the heart...
[08:24] Bot
    That's true.
[08:25] Bot
    When you touch a sheep,
    it's actually kinda greasy.
SIGN    Petting Area
[08:28] Sak
    That's not why it's wrong!
[08:30] Bot
    Since it's come to this...
[08:31] Bot
    I know this will shine a ray
    of sunlight into your heart!
[08:34] Bot
    Here!
SIGN    Someone you hate had to repeat a year -Botan
[08:36] Sak
    That only warms the nasty part of the heart.
[08:40] Bot
    Really? I don't think that's true...
[08:43] Sak
    What about you, Natsuki-chan?
SIGN    Heated Floors -Natsuki
[08:49] Nat
    I couldn't think of anything.
[08:51] Sak
    You made fun of my heated table and
    then you did exactly the same thing?!
[08:55] Kar
    Sorry I kept you all waiting!
[08:58] Cla
    What's up, Karin-san?
[09:00] Kar
    The thing that warms my heart is...
[09:02] Kar
    This!
SIGN    Double Yolk -Karin
[09:05] Sak
    That does make me happy!
[09:06] Cla
    That's definitely a heartwarming
    moment in anyone's life!
[09:09] Bot
    We finally found the right answer!
SIGN    The Meaning of "Poem"!!
SIGN    Pop culture consciousness
SIGN    Exciting expressions
    of the heart
SIGN    Maybe it's impossible,
    sorry...
[09:12] Bot
    Well,
[09:13] Bot
    what do we do with these?
SIGN    
[09:15] Nat
    I'm pretty sure we can't sell them...
SIGN    I'm a seal, after all!
[09:22] Aza
    I'm a seal, after all!
[09:24] Sak
    There!
[09:26] Cla
    There!
[09:28] Bot
    Wow, they fly really well.
[09:31] Kar
    I'm throwing the next one!
[09:33] Cla
    Karin-san, do your best.
[09:34] Sak
    Okay, okay, I'm after her!
[09:36] Bot
    No fair! You just threw one.
[09:38] Sak
    I'm the one who got us the sign boards!
[09:40] Cla
    Now, now, you two.
[09:42] Kar
    Here I go!
[09:46] Nat
    How did things turn out like this?
SIGN    Continued after the break!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
[10:00] Girls
    Hello!
[10:03] Nat
    They really came...
[10:04] Cla
    We told you we'd all come over.
[10:07] Nat
    Yeah, but there was another
    "Record" in between,
[10:10] Nat
    so I figured maybe you'd forgotten—
[10:12] Sak
    Yay! Love and peace!
[10:14] Nat
    Your enthusiasm is annoying!
[10:16] Cla
    We're coming in!
[10:19] Kar
    Wow!
[10:20] Kar
    Nat-chan's house!
[10:21] Sak
    Yay! Yahoo!
[10:23] Sak
    Peace! Peace! Double peace!
[10:25] Nat
    The approximately one of you
    who's being annoying can beat it.
SIGN    Record 26
SIGN    Big Sis and Friends
[10:33] Nat
    Anyway, let's go up to my room.
[10:36] Sak
    No way.
[10:37] Sak
    First, we want to see the
    little dude. Your brother!
[10:40] Nat
    Oh. That's right.
[10:42] Nat
    Lloyd! Come here! You've got two seconds!
[10:46] Sak
    Two seconds?
[10:47] Llo
    What is it, Sis?
[10:49] Sak
    He really came!
[10:50] Nat
    Then, let me formally introduce him.
[10:53] Nat
    This is my little brother, Lloyd.
[10:55] Llo
    Why are you treating me like an object?
[10:57] Nat
    Never mind! Just be quiet!
[10:58] Nat
    It'll be over soon.
[11:00] Llo
    Tch.
[11:03] Kar
    So this is Nat-chan's little brother?
[11:11] Llo
    She's laughing at me!
[11:13] Llo
    I don't know how to react to that!
[11:16] Llo
    Why is my own sister laughing, too?!
[11:17] Llo
    It's so annoying how you humor everyone else!
[11:19] Cla
    Lloyd-san, you mustn't use that tone.
[11:23] Cla
    You should call her "my dear
    sister, Natsuki," as is proper.
[11:25] Llo
    Like hell! What kinda snob are you?!
[11:33] Nat
    Lloyd!
[11:33] Nat
    You think you can talk like that just
    because you're in middle school?!
[11:37] Nat
    How dare you speak like that to your senpai?!
[11:40] Sak
    Are you in any place to say that?!
SIGN    Overwashed Seal
[11:43] Aza
    Overwashed seal.
[11:50] Sak
    So this is Natsuki-chan's room!
[11:52] Nat
    Don't stare at it like that.
[11:55] Nat
    I didn't have time to clean u—
[11:56] Nat
    What? That was fast!
[11:59] Nat
    You really are a pain.
[12:02] Sak
    It smells like Natsuki-chan!
[12:04] Sak
    I give up! I give up! I give up!
[12:05] Bot
    Natsuki, that's... an impressive
    execution of the Boston crab.
[12:07] Bot
    I give up! I give up! I give up! I give up!
[12:08] Bot
    Where did you learn it?
[12:10] Nat
    Oh, well, as you know,
    I have a little brother.
[12:10] Nat
    I give up! I give up! I give up! I give up!
[12:13] Kar
    Oh!
[12:14] Kar
    So having a little brother makes
    you good at the Boston crab.
[12:17] Cla
    Karin-san, I don't think you
    should watch any more of this.
[12:21] Sak
    I already said I give up!
[12:23] Nat
    Oh, sorry.
[12:25] Nat
    I was just doing like I always do...
[12:28] Nat
    and I put you in a lock.
[12:30] Sak
    I feel sorry for your little brother!
[12:31] Sak
    When Lloyd turns twenty,
    I'm taking him out drinking!
[12:35] (Flashback) Waitress
    Welcome!
[12:38] (Flashback) Sakura
    How have things been lately?
[12:39] (Flashback) Llo
    Well... okay, I guess.
SIGN    Today's Recommendation: Wasabi Octopus
[12:42] (Flashback) Sak
    I see.
[12:43] Sak
    We'll eat wasabi octopus and have
    a heart-to-heart talk till dawn!
[12:47] Nat
    I see your image of bars is still
    centered around wasabi octopus.
[12:53] Sak
    Hey!
[12:54] Sak
    Natsuki-chan, you've got a teddy
    bear sleeping in your bed!
[12:57] Nat
    Oh, darn.
[12:59] Nat
    Th-That's, um...
[13:00] Nat
    I just left it lying around!
[13:02] Sak
    Oh? But it was even tucked in!
SIGN    Cute
[13:06] Nat
    Stop it!
[13:08] Nat
    I beg you! Please, stop!
[13:11] Kar
    What?
[13:12] Kar
    But it isn't strange at all.
[13:14] Kar
    I love stuffed animals, too.
[13:16] Nat
    R-Really?
[13:17] Kar
    Hey, Nat-chan, what's his name?
[13:22] Nat
    It's Chucky.
[13:23] Kar
    So it does... have a name.
[13:26] Nat
    Dammit!
[13:27] Nat
    You jerks!
[13:29] Nat
    Just go home!
[13:31] Sak
    Come on. We're sorry, Natsuki-chan.
[13:36] Sak
    By the way, we brought...
[13:38] Girls
    sleepover kits with us!
[13:40] Nat
    Go home!
[13:53] Nat
    I really screwed up.
[13:55] Nat
    I can't believe all this happened because
[13:58] Nat
    I let it slip that I have a little brother.
[14:00] Llo
    Sis?
[14:02] Nat
    What is it, Lloyd?
[14:03] Llo
    How long do you plan on staying in there?
[14:05] Llo
    Some of us are still waiting for a turn.
[14:07] Nat
    Just 7 minutes and 21 seconds longer.
[14:10] Llo
    Okay.
[14:19] Nat
    I should at least have hidden Chucky.
[14:23] Nat
    Lloyd! The bath's free!
[14:25] Llo
    Oh, thanks!
[14:36] Bot
    Oh, looking good.
[14:38] Bot
    Now, I'll move that over here...
[14:39] Kar
    What a good little boy
    you are, Chucky-chan.
[14:42] Kar
    It's almost time for beddy-byes!
[14:45] Kar
    Welcome back, Nat-chan!
[14:47] Kar
    Chucky-chan just got out of the bath, too.
[14:49] Sak
    Natsuki-chan, where's the
    next issue of this manga?
[14:52] Bot
    Sorry, the batteries in your
    game are about to run out.
[14:56] Nat
    You're all making yourselves
    way too comfortable here.
SIGN    Record 27
SIGN    The Nameless Landmark
[15:06] Sak
    There's something I've been
    wondering about for a while...
[15:10] Nat
    About what?
[15:11] Sak
    Natsuki-chan, which one is the "main body"?
[15:14] Nat
    Huh?
[15:15] Sak
    You know, is it this...
[15:18] Sak
    Or this?
[15:19] Nat
    What do you mean by the "main body"?!
[15:21] Nat
    Why would this be my main body?!
[15:23] Sak
    But it does move from time to time.
[15:25] Sak
    Almost like it has a life of its own.
[15:27] Nat
    It does not!
[15:29] Nat
    Sometimes it sways in the wind, but that's all.
[15:32] Kar
    It also wags like a dog's
    tail when you're happy!
[15:37] Nat
    It does not!
[15:38] Bot
    Huh?
[15:39] Bot
    It looked like it moved just now...
[15:41] Cla
    Maybe my eyes are tired from looking
    at a computer screen for too long...
SIGN    Charging
[15:45] Aza
    Charging...
[15:46] Sak
    Well, setting that aside,
[15:48] Sak
    what I'm wondering about is...
[15:50] Sak
    If that thing is actually the main body...
[15:53] Sak
    then, what is the humanoid part
    attached to the bottom of it?
[15:59] Nat
    I can't really answer that.
[16:01] Bot
    I've been wondering about
    that too, to be honest.
[16:04] Bot
    Sometimes I've found myself
    talking to it instead of you.
[16:07] Nat
    What?!
[16:09] Nat
    That's so embarrassing!
[16:10] Nat
    And here I thought you
    were talking to me!
[16:12] Nat
    Wait, why the hell?!
[16:14] Nat
    She went along with it before objecting.
[16:15] Kar
    She's never done that before.
[16:16] Cla
    We should mark it on the
    calendar as our own holiday.
[16:20] Sak
    So, what is the part attached
    to the bottom, anyway?
[16:24] Nat
    It should be obvious if you think about it!
[16:27] Cla
    Thinking about it...
[16:29] Cla
    maybe it's an interpreter?
[16:30] Nat
    Hair treatment is very important.
[16:32] Nat
    You think I'm just its servant?!
[16:36] Kar
    Thinking about it...
[16:37] Kar
    Maybe it's like one of those clear character
    files that you get in manga magazines.
[16:41] Nat
    You're saying I'm just a nice bonus?!
[16:44] Bot
    Thinking about it, it's like that
    stuff they put on salisbury steaks...
[16:48] Nat
    You're saying I'm parsley, the
    most useless thing on the plate?!
[16:52] Sak
    Thinking about it, it's like those sacs
    attached to a salmon fry's stomach...
[16:56] Nat
    You're saying I'll eventually
    be absorbed and disappear?!
[17:02] Sak
    Thinking about it, it's like the
    nose bladder on a hooded seal...
[17:05] Nat
    You're saying I'm an organ used
    for frightening predators?
[17:09] Nat
    More importantly, you don't have
    to reference things from Episode 1.
[17:13] Nat
    Come on! Stop picking on me already.
[17:17] Nat
    I'm sensitive about my cowlick.
[17:19] Bot
    It's a cowlick?
[17:21] Sak
    It's gone way past that!
[17:27] Cla
    So this hair is actually a cowlick?
[17:30] Cla
    It has such a beautiful wave to it,
    I assumed you permed it like that.
[17:34] Nat
    It's not beautiful at all.
[17:36] Cla
    If you're that self-conscious about it,
[17:38] Cla
    I could straighten it for you.
[17:40] Nat
    No way!
[17:42] Kar
    Why not?
[17:44] Nat
    Because I know...
[17:50] Nat
    it'll just turn out like this.
[17:53] Cla
    H-How is that possible?!
[17:55] Bot
    Then, why don't we just cut it off?
[17:58] Sak
    Sewing scissors!
[18:02] Sak
    I thought something like this might happen,
[18:03] Sak
    so I brought the sewing scissors
    I inherited from my grandmother!
[18:08] Bot
    So those actually exist...
[18:11] Bot
    Okay, fine.
[18:12] Bot
    Try cutting it off.
[18:13] Sak
    Sure.
[18:14] Kar
    Y-You can't, Senpai!
[18:16] Kar
    If you do, Nat-chan's contents will fall out!
[18:20] Nat
    "Contents"?
[18:21] Kar
    Yes.
[18:22] Kar
    Because, you know...
[18:24] Kar
    So, Nat-chan will also...
[18:28] Nat
    Don't compare me to a flan cup!
[18:33] Nat
    Though, come to think of it,
    I tried cutting it off once before.
[18:36] Cla
    What happened?
SIGN    Natsuki Age 6
[18:49] Nat
    A second and a third one
    just sprang up in its place.
[18:53] Nat
    I think doing it again
    would just encourage it.
[18:55] Sak
    It's starting to sound like a curse.
[18:57] Bot
    Did one of your ancestors mistreat
    a clothes hanger or something?
[19:02] Sak
    There.
[19:06] Sak
    But I like it.
[19:09] Sak
    Natsuki-chan's "thing."
[19:15] Sak
    After all, it's a part
    of Natsuki-chan's whole.
[19:18] Sak
    And that's the Natsuki-chan I love.
[19:24] Nat
    Sakura-senpai...
[19:27] Sak
    This is part of what
    makes you Natsuki-chan.
[19:31] Sak
    Actually, if you lost it, I wouldn't
    think of you as Natsuki-chan anymore!
[19:35] Sak
    Is this Natsuki-chan?
[19:36] Sak
    Or is Natsuki-chan this?
[19:38] Sak
    Maybe without it—
[19:41] Nat
    I was an idiot to let myself get sentimental.
[19:44] Bot
    There, there.
[19:45] Kar
    But you're right. I can't
    imagine Nat-chan without it.
[19:49] Cla
    Maybe we should use image editing
    software to erase it from a picture of her!
[19:54] Bot
    That sounds fun!
[19:58] Nat
    Um... when did you take all of these?
SIGN    Natsuki Karin Sakura Botan
[20:01] Sak
    Hurry up, hurry up!
[20:02] Cla
    Just a second.
[20:04] Cla
    First, we open a random picture...
[20:08] Cla
    Once it's open in the image editing program,
[20:10] Cla
    select the area around it...
[20:13] Cla
    Then, I just have to click "delete."
SIGN    Delete
SIGN    An unforeseen error has occurred. Ending the program.
[21:51] Sak
    What? What's going on here?
[21:53] Sak
    The whole room went dark!
[21:56] Cla
    That was a real shock.
[21:58] Cla
    There was an unforeseen error,
[21:59] Cla
    and it even changed the ending...
[22:01] Nat
    What are you talking about?
[22:03] Cla
    Oh, no.
[22:04] Cla
    It's nothing.
[22:11] Nat
    What's wrong?
[22:14] Cla
    Natsuki-san, you...
[22:15] Nat
    Yes?
[22:21] Cla
    Everyone, Natsuki-san's—
[22:24] Kar
    What is it, Claire-senpai?
[22:26] Kar
    You don't look well.
[22:28] Sak
    More importantly, have
    you fixed the computer?
[22:30] Sak
    I want to continue with what
    we were doing before.
[22:33] Kar
    I want to see it, too!
[22:35] Sak
    Yeah, I can't wait to see it!
[22:36] ---
    You said it!
SIGN    Preview
[22:47] Kar
    A babirusa's tusks bend
    backwards as they grow,
[22:49] Kar
    until they look like they might
    even impale its own head!
[22:52] Kar
    I wonder if Nat-chan's
    "thing" will do that, too.
[22:55] Kar
    Next time, Record 28: The Ultimate
    Decision, and three others!
SIGN    Going Home Club Mini-Theater
[23:06] Nat
    Karin-san, what are you doing?
[23:10] Nat
    K-Karin, stop it...
[23:16] Nat
    Karinto...
[23:18] Kar
    You can't!
[23:20] Nat
    Why not?!
SIGN    Pop
[23:29] Bot
    Na-Natsuki...
[23:31] Bot
    What happened to you?
SIGN    Gloom...
[23:34] Bot
    Who did this to you?
[23:37] Kar
    Nat-chan!
[23:39] Bot
    There's no breath or pulse.
[23:40] Bot
    Wait!
[23:41] Bot
    I'll perform CPR!
[23:47] Kar
    I'm sorry, Nat-chan!
[23:51] Kar
    I'll let you eat the
    karinto, so please live!
[23:54] Nat
    I am alive!
[23:58] Girls
    See you next time.

Season 1

E9 - Ultimate Decision \ A Magnificent Training Camp \ Starry Sky Imagination \ Mankind's Greatest Invention is Air Conditioning ...and the dead freedom that results

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[00:07] Sak
    For summer vacation...
[00:10] Sak
    we should have a training camp, right?
[00:12] Kar
    We should!
[00:13] Nat
    No way. That sounds like hassle.
[00:15] Sak
    I-Is this opposition I hear?!
[00:18] Nat
    What kind of training does
    this club even need to do?
[00:21] Sak
    Fine-tuning our card game decks?
[00:23] Nat
    We don't need a training camp for that.
[00:25] Sak
    But we can't beat those elementary
    school dweebs if we don't!
[00:28] Nat
    We don't have to do that.
[00:30] Sak
    We could also carefully breed the best IVs,
[00:32] Sak
    then train our EVs and form dueling parties.
[00:35] Nat
    We can play those games at home, too.
[00:37] Sak
    Nuh-uh! I wanna have a training camp!
[00:40] Sak
    What did I do to deserve this, Natsuki-chan?!
[00:42] Nat
    Say it from the heart...
[00:44] Nat
    Say it from the heart, and I'll consider it.
[00:50] ---
    Stare...
[00:56] Sak
    I want...
[00:58] Sak
    all of us to go on a trip together.
SIGN    Record 28
SIGN    The Ultimate Decision
[02:35] Sak
    So...
[02:37] Sak
    Having decided to hold a training camp,
[02:39] Sak
    we are now faced with what could
    be called the ultimate decision.
[02:43] Sak
    In other words!
[02:45] Sak
    Should we go with the mountains...
[02:47] Sak
    Or...
[02:48] Sak
    the village?
[02:50] Sak
    Oh, I can't decide!
SIGN    Mountain
SIGN    Village
[02:51] Nat
    If you're talking about the candy,
    just take both kinds!
[02:54] Bot
    Why don't we seal both types in a jar
    and take whichever one survives?
SIGN    Insect
[02:58] Nat
    What kind of witch doctor are you?!
[03:00] Cla
    Now, now...
[03:01] Cla
    Why don't we compromise and just
    take a couple of pastry chefs along?
[03:04] Nat
    This girl has no intention of compromising!
[03:06] Kar
    I'd love to go to the beach!
[03:09] Kar
    I'll have to buy a swimsuit.
[03:10] Nat
    And this one's ignoring the conversation
    and thinking about destinations!
[03:13] Kar
    What?
[03:14] Kar
    I thought we were talking about
    where to go for our training camp.
[03:17] Nat
    Well...
[03:18] Nat
    that was the original point, but...
[03:23] Sak
    But ultimate decisions do crop up
    surprisingly often, don't they?
[03:28] Sak
    Dogs or cats?!
[03:30] Cla
    That's a duel of cuteness.
[03:31] Sak
    Udon or soba?!
[03:32] Nat
    Doesn't that depend on
    what you're in the mood for?
[03:34] Sak
    Should your starter be a fire
    type or a water type?
[03:37] Bot
    Yeah, no one goes for grass.
[03:38] Sak
    Ayanami or Shikinami?!
[03:40] Nat
    You mean, choose between the
    aloof crush and the psycho crush?
[03:43] Bot
    No, I think she means the warships.
[03:45] Sak
    Going Home Club or Watamote?
SIGN    The Ultimate Decision is Upon Us*!!
SIGN    Watamote or Going Home Club
[03:46] Cla
    We can't say much about that...
[03:49] Kar
    We really do run up against a lot of choices.
[03:52] Bot
    As the one carrying on the name of Hagitsuki-ryuu,
[03:56] Bot
    I frequently have to choose whether I live or die.
[03:58] Nat
    Not much of a choice to make there.
[04:01] Bot
    But even if I get past that...
SIGN    Desires
    of the
    Flesh
[04:04] Bot
    I'm still faced with the
    decision of whether to have
[04:06] Bot
    my red bean paste smooth or chunky!
[04:08] Nat
    It doesn't even matter!
[04:10] Nat
    That's hardly life or death!
[04:11] Bot
    Normally, I prefer smooth,
[04:13] Bot
    but sometimes, chunky is
    better in red bean pancakes.
[04:15] Nat
    Why do you worry more about that
    than about living or dying?
SIGN    Smooth Red Bean Paste Chunky Red Bean Paste
[04:20] Nat
    But when I think about the ultimate
    decision, you know what I think of?
[04:25] Nat
    In the fifth game of the Epic RPG series,
[04:27] Nat
    do you marry your childhood
    friend or the rich girl?
[04:31] Sak
    That one comes up a lot,
[04:33] Sak
    but in practice, isn't the childhood
    friend the only real choice?
[04:36] Sak
    I mean, it's between the
    childhood friend who idolizes
[04:38] Sak
    the protagonist and wishes for his
    happiness more than her own...
[04:41] Sak
    or some rich girl who came out of nowhere!
[04:43] Sak
    Who'd pick the rich one?
[04:45] Sak
    Someone obsessed with money?
[04:47] Kar
    Why is that image on the screen?
[04:50] Cla
    There's a little thing in this
    world called "grown-up stuff."
[04:53] Bot
    Yeah, we'd get in trouble if we drew
    characters that look too much like them.
[04:56] Nat
    Now that you mention it,
    I chose the childhood friend, too.
[04:59] Bot
    I also chose the childhood
    friend my first time around.
[05:02] Cla
    That's right.
[05:03] Cla
    It really doesn't matter if she has money.
[05:06] Nat
    That's really irritating coming from her.
[05:08] Bot
    The childhood friend and the rich girl
    both use different magic too, don't they?
[05:13] Bot
    There are probably a lot of people
[05:15] Bot
    who chose the rich girl because
     they wanted her spells.
SIGN    Wild Seals Appeared
SIGN    Seal A Seal B Seal C
SIGN    Rich Girl casts a spell
[05:22] Seals
    Sealsplosion!
[05:25] Sak
    What are you trying to say?!
[05:26] Sak
    There's more to a woman's worth
    than what magic she uses!
[05:29] Cla
    That's right!
[05:30] Kar
    Sakura-senpai, you're so cool!
[05:32] Bot
    That's our president!
[05:34] Nat
    That's a fair argument,
[05:36] Nat
    but regular girls can't
    use attack magic anyway.
[05:39] Cla
    But if choosing a bride
    isn't the ultimate decision,
[05:43] Cla
    what else could there be?
[05:45] Sak
    There's some famous ones,
    like um, what was it...
[05:49] Sak
    Something about a beautiful woman...
    and something about curry flavors.
[05:53] Kar
    Yes! I know that one!
[05:55] Kar
    Would you rather have curry with a
    great personality or a sht-flavored hag?
SIGN    Boom
[06:02] Nat
    What kind of choice is that?
[06:04] Nat
    Curry with a personality doesn't even make sense!
[06:06] Nat
    And a "sht-flavored hag" is just sad!
[06:08] Sak
    Natsuki-chan, calm down!
[06:10] Sak
    It's bad for our image if the heroine
    says "sht, sht" all the time!
[06:13] Cla
    Sakura-san, calm down!
[06:14] Cla
    You're only ending up rep**ting "sht" yourself!
[06:17] Nat
    You don't have to censor "repeating"!
SIGN    The winds of Ihatovo are crystal clear...
SIGN    The blue sky is refreshingly cool, even in summer.
SIGN    Picturesque forests frame the city of Morio,
SIGN    and just outside the city are glittering waves of grass...
[06:33] Sak
    Botan-chan's beautiful words cleansed
    this place of the stink of curry.
[06:38] Nat
    Is there some meaning behind those lines?
[06:42] Bot
    That was Air Refresh Logos.
[06:44] Nat
    It has a skill name?!
SIGN    Air Refresh Logos
[06:46] Aza
    Back to life!
[06:49] Sak
    But some "ultimate decisions" have
    more than just two choices, right?
[06:55] Sak
    For instance:
[06:56] Sak
    "If you could only eat one thing
    for a year, what would it be?"
[07:00] Sak
    Like that.
[07:01] Sak
    Of course, there are those who would say
[07:03] Sak
    "The daily special!" with a know-it-all smirk.
[07:06] Sak
    But that gag expired before even
[07:08] Sak
    the daily special did, so that's off-limits.
[07:10] Nat
    Did you have a bad experience
    with that or something?
[07:12] Sak
    Keeping that in mind, I'd go with hot pot.
[07:15] Kar
    Ht pt?
[07:16] Cla
    Karin-san, you don't have
    to censor "hot pot."
[07:19] Bot
    You like stew, Sakura?
[07:23] Sak
    In the world of sumo,
    all foods are called "hot pot."
[07:26] Nat
    Then that's no different from
    choosing the daily special!
[07:28] Kar
    Botan-senpai,
[07:30] Kar
    if you could only eat one food,
     what would it be?
[07:33] Bot
    Let me think...
[07:35] Bot
    I just can't decide.
[07:37] Bot
    Smooth or chunky red bean paste...
[07:39] Nat
    You're stuck on that decision again?!
[07:41] Kar
    I think I might go with flan!
[07:43] Nat
    I think I'd get sick of that on the first day.
[07:46] Cla
    What about you, Natsuki-san?
[07:50] Nat
    I'd go with...
[07:53] Nat
    Omelet rice.
SIGN    Cute
[07:57] Nat
    Cut that out!
[07:59] Aza
    Sealet rice!
[08:01] Nat
    More importantly!
[08:02] Nat
    We need to pick where to go
    for our training camp already.
[08:05] Sak
    Oh, that's right.
[08:07] Kar
    I still want to go to the beach!
[08:10] Bot
    I'd prefer the mountains, myself.
[08:13] Cla
    It might be nice to reserve the
    Palace of Versailles for a private tour.
[08:17] Sak
    Everyone! We're going to a training camp!
[08:20] Sak
    We aren't going for fun!
[08:22] Nat
    Then, where do you think we
    should go, Sakura-senpai?
[08:29] Sak
    Kagawa!
[08:35] Sak
    We're going to go to Kagawa
    to annihilate udon!
[08:37] Cla
    Kagawa?
[08:39] Bot
    Annihilate?
[08:40] Kar
    Udon?
SIGN    Marugame Castle
SIGN    Record 29: A Magnificent Training Camp
[08:52] Aza
    Going Home Club crosses the ocean!
[08:53] Bot
    When we go home, we'll have
    to cross the ocean again!
[08:56] Nat
    Ahem.
SIGN    Udon Machiasobi
SIGN    Mikan Ryoma
SIGN    Sea Monster
[08:58] Nat
    And so, we of the Going Home Club have arrived
[09:01] Nat
    at our summer vacation training camp.
[09:04] Kar
    So this is the land of udon!
[09:06] Nat
    This looks a lot like Ogikubo to me.
[09:10] Sak
    That's because Ogikubo's famous
    throughout the industry for its cuisine.
[09:13] Sak
    For various reasons, the scenery
    of Ogikubo has been applied here.
[09:19] Nat
    Did the staff only go
     location hunting locally?
[09:21] Sak
    More importantly, let's begin
    our Udon Annihilation Plan!
[09:22] Aza
    Roll!
[09:25] Sak
    Let's start...
SIGN    Fuji Udon
[09:27] Sak
    with this store!
[09:36] Nat
    So good!
[09:37] Nat
    This is the flavor of the real deal!
[09:43] Cla
    There. It's cool enough now, Karin-san.
[09:48] Cla
    Is it good?
[09:49] Kar
    Yes, it's yummy.
[09:51] Nat
    You're spoiling her yet again.
[09:54] Sak
    I'm afraid...
[09:56] Sak
    I can't eat this udon.
[09:59] Sak
    Because it's...
[10:02] Sak
    steaming hot!
[10:03] Nat
    She's sensitive to hot food?
[10:04] Sak
    No, no, no!
[10:06] Sak
    I can't eat it unless
    someone blows on it for me!
[10:08] Bot
    You're hopeless.
SIGN    The staff ate it later.
SIGN    Producer
SIGN    Director
SIGN    Animator
[10:17] Dir
    Cold.
[10:18] Sak
    Next, this store!
[10:20] Nat
    I know it's late to bring this up,
[10:22] Nat
    but I get the feeling this "Udon
    Annihilation Plan" is just a culinary tour.
[10:30] Nat
    Please try to not splatter your
    curry udon broth everywhere.
[10:34] Sak
    Okay, okay, don't sweat it.
[10:36] Kar
    Speaking of curry udon, I realized I
    misremembered that thing I said before.
[10:43] Kar
    What I meant to say was curry-flavored sh—
SIGN    And so I will quietly recount my time in Ihatovo,
SIGN    split over a number of short chapters...
[11:00] Cla
    There it is!
[11:01] Cla
    Botan-san's Air Refresh Logos!
[11:04] Nat
    No, that skill won't get out curry stains.
SIGN    Watch Out for Curry Udon!
SIGN    Women
[11:14] Cla
    The hot water is so nice!
[11:16] Kar
    It sure is!
[11:18] Nat
    But...
[11:19] Nat
    Why are we in a cauldron-shaped bath?
[11:21] Sak
    Well, we are in the land of Udon.
[11:24] Sak
    We'll boil ourselves in a pot
    for sleek, smooth skin!
[11:28] Sak
    Hey, our futons are all laid out.
[11:31] Sak
    Which means...
[11:34] Sak
    Let the pillow fight begin!
[11:42] Bot
    You're open!
[11:47] Nat
    Ow... ow...
[11:48] Nat
    At least try to hold back a little...
[11:57] Kar
    Wow, so pretty!
SIGN    Record 30: Starry Sky Imagination
[12:16] Sak
    There, look at that.
[12:17] Sak
    That's the Andromeda constellation.
[12:19] Nat
    Hold on a minute.
[12:20] Nat
    Isn't Andromeda an autumn constellation?
[12:24] Nat
    Why can we see it in summer?
[12:27] Sak
    Oh, that's because we're
    in the land of Udon.
[12:30] Sak
    The change in latitude means we see
    different stars than in Honshu.
[12:33] Kar
    But how is that Andromeda?
[12:36] Sak
    Well, because of this...
[12:39] Nat
    What? Was there always so much
    adult content in the night sky?
[12:42] Sak
    In ancient times, the night sky was
    the only entertainment people had.
[12:45] Sak
    It was a dark era where the
    sky shone full of stars.
[12:49] Sak
    The people back then would look up at
    the night sky and think things like:
[12:54] Man
    "Do those stars look like boobs to you?"
[12:56] Man
    "Sure do! I bet they're F-cups!"
[12:59] Nat
    You're taking your imagination too far!
[13:01] Bot
    Which must mean that those
     two stars were used like this...
[13:06] Nat
    Despicable!
[13:07] Nat
    Ancient people were despicable!
[13:09] Aza
    How does this look?
[13:11] Sak
    According to the legend, there was a
    whale that tried to eat Andromeda,
[13:15] Sak
    and he has a constellation, too.
[13:18] Cla
    Something like this?
[13:20] Sak
    Oh, you've got the idea.
[13:22] Sak
    But the correct answer is this!
[13:24] Sak
    Look!
[13:24] Sak
    Boom!
[13:25] Nat
    How is that a whale?
[13:27] Cla
    It looks like a naked mole rat.
[13:29] Sak
    Strictly speaking, it's actually
    a sea monster, but...
[13:31] Bot
    He's a serious nuisance to real whales.
[13:34] Sak
    In addition, the tyranny
    in the stars never ends!
[13:37] Sak
    Here! What constellation
    do you think this is?
[13:39] Nat
    Three stars... It's very simplistic.
[13:43] Kar
    A caterpillar constellation?
[13:45] Sak
    It's Vulpecula, a little fox!
[13:47] Bot
    Gon, is that you?
[13:49] Nat
    So human imagination has come this far?
[13:52] Cla
    It's as endless as the universe, it seems.
[13:54] Sak
    Here's another three-star constellation!
[13:56] Sak
    What is it?
[13:57] Kar
    The last one was a fox, so...
[14:00] Nat
    This must be something amazing too, right?
[14:01] Nat
    Like an anomalocaris
    constellation or something.
[14:03] Aza
    It's Triangulum, the triangle!
[14:05] Nat
    Why is this one so normal?!
[14:07] Sak
    There's an unconvincing outrageousness to it all!
[14:10] Sak
    This is the tyranny of imagination!
[14:13] Sak
    If that kind of thing is allowed, then...
[14:15] Sak
    I want us to be like this from now on!
[14:17] Bot
    A-Are you a genius?
[14:19] Cla
    Now we should get the episode out on time.
[14:21] Nat
    No, that's asking too much.
[14:22] Sak
    From now on, we can just
    sketch out the major points,
[14:24] Sak
    and leave the rest to the
    viewers' imagination.
[14:27] Cla
    Sakura-san, why are you
    taking off your clothes?
[14:30] Kar
    Sakura-senpai, you can't eat that!
[14:33] Bot
    Stop that! Don't treat
    your body so carelessly!
[14:35] Nat
    What is even going on?!
[14:38] Aza
    And so, the Going Home Club's training
    camp continued deep into the night.
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
[14:46] Girls
    That was the training we
    did before going home!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
[14:51] Girl
    These are our club activities
    after getting home!
[15:01] Nat
    So hot...
[15:04] Nat
    So hot...
[15:07] Nat
    So hot...
[15:15] Nat
    So cool!
[15:17] Llo
    The heat's no excuse for
    the staff to slack off!
SIGN    Record 31: Mankind's Greatest Invention is Air Conditioning ...and the dead freedom that results
[15:25] Nat
    There!
[15:27] Llo
    I can't believe you're eating
    ice cream right after waking up.
[15:30] Llo
    And it's toothpaste flavor?
[15:32] Nat
    Are you dissing my mint chocolate chip?
[15:35] Nat
    You actually want to eat some, don't ya?
[15:37] Llo
    N-No, thanks.
[15:39] Nat
    Here, open up!
[15:41] Llo
    I just said I didn't want it!
[15:43] Nat
    Just kidding!
[15:44] Nat
    None for you!
[15:46] Llo
    I'm not even slightly jealous!
[15:56] Nat
    Oh, it's Sakura-senpai.
[15:58] Nat
    Hello?
[15:59] Sak
    Hello! Is this Natsuki-chan of the Dead?
[16:01] Nat
    Who're you callin' a zombie?!
[16:05] Nat
    Huh? You're all going to the pool?
[16:07] Nat
    Yeah, I'll go!
SIGN    Reserved Today
[16:11] Girls
    Hooray!
[16:15] Cla
    It was already reserved for my family today.
[16:16] Kar
    Sakura-senpai, we haven't warmed up yet!
[16:17] Cla
    So don't worry and just enjoy yourself.
[16:31] ---
    Take that!
[16:43] Nat
    I wonder if they'll turn all of
    this into fanservice shots...
[16:47] Nat
    Huh? Where's Botan-senpai?
[16:49] Kar
    She said she was going to
    train in the shower first.
[16:58] Sak
    Even if you think you've acquired freedom...
[17:00] Sak
    you may just be trapped in another
    cage that goes by the name of freedom.
[17:04] Nat
    Where did that come from?
[17:10] Sak
    I was just thinking... in competitive
    swimming, there's a "freestyle,"
[17:13] Sak
    but people only actually choose the crawl.
[17:18] Kar
    That's true.
[17:19] Kar
    If everyone does the crawl,
    you shouldn't call it freestyle.
[17:22] Kar
    You should call it Crawl Second Chance.
[17:25] Sak
    Though, if someone did the doggy paddle
    because they felt they couldn't win,
[17:28] Sak
    it'd be more memorable than
    the swimmers who set records.
[17:30] Nat
    You still have to do your best.
[17:32] Nat
    If this were badminton,
    you'd get disqualified.
[17:35] Sak
    Yeah, that was pretty memorable.
[17:37] Sak
    Though, I forget the names of the players.
[17:39] Kar
    I wonder if you could use a kick board...
[17:42] Nat
    That really would be freestyle!
[17:43] Nat
    But people who still need those wouldn't
     participate, so I don't know!
[17:47] Cla
    I wonder if you could use a cruiser.
[17:49] Nat
    That's obviously out!
[17:51] Nat
    You wouldn't be swimming then.
[17:53] Sak
    Then, that's the real question.
[17:55] Sak
    What do the rules define as "swimming"?
[17:58] Nat
    Huh?
[17:59] Sak
    For instance, if you ran over
    the surface of the water,
[18:02] Sak
    would that be considered
    acceptable "freestyle swimming"?
[18:06] Cla
    I imagine Botan-san could do that.
[18:08] Nat
    No way. Not even Botan-senpai could...
[18:11] Bot
    Hey, everyone!
[18:16] Bot
    Sorry for making you wait!
[18:34] Sak
    When I think about it,
[18:36] Sak
    the really frustrating thing might
    not be "freedom in name only,"
[18:38] Sak
    but half-baked freedom.
[18:40] Kar
    Half-baked freedom?
[18:43] Sak
    Yes. For instance, summer
    vacation research projects.
SIGN    Cup Noodle Research
SIGN    It really did cook in three minutes. The end.
[18:46] Sak
    They say you can pick anything,
[18:48] Sak
    but there's still pressure
[18:49] Sak
    to not pick something too random.
[18:51] Bot
    You're right.
[18:53] Bot
    There's such a thing as
    "freedom with restrictions."
[18:56] Bot
    I can't count how many times
    I've thought about collecting
[18:59] Bot
    pushy teachers and turning them in as samples.
[19:01] Nat
    She comes up with scary ideas.
[19:03] Cla
    Speaking of which, Natsuki-san, what
    kind of research projects have you done?
[19:06] Nat
    I made a disappointing shishi-odoshi.
[19:10] Kar
    What? A disappointing one?
[19:12] Nat
    It doesn't bonk on the ground when it fills up.
[19:15] Cla
    That's a novel kind of shishi-odoshi.
[19:17] Nat
    And I made a piggy bank that lets you
    save 250 yen of a 500 yen coin.
SIGN    It only goes in halfway...
[19:21] Bot
    That doesn't sound like a very useful bank.
[19:24] Nat
    Well, I figured it didn't matter.
[19:26] Cla
    Natsuki-san, you seem very anti-establishment
    when it comes to your summer homework.
[19:31] Sak
    I watched the 7 AM news
    every day and counted
[19:34] Sak
    the number of times the newscaster
    fumbled over her words.
[19:37] Bot
    That's an unpleasant outlook.
[19:39] Sak
    As a result,
[19:40] Sak
    I learned that even pros
    make a lot of mistakes,
[19:42] Sak
    and that there are a lot of things in
    this world that will never be free.
[19:46] Nat
    That sounds like very worthwhile research.
[19:48] Sak
    Yes.
[19:49] Sak
    So it's not really possible for
    us to acquire true freedom.
[19:55] Cla
    That's true.
[19:56] Cla
    Grown-up stuff and company intentions
    will always put restrictions on us.
[20:02] Bot
    Yeah.
[20:03] Bot
    After all, when we just wanted to
    talk about Epic RPG a little bit...
[20:08] Bot
    it ended up like this.
[20:37] Sak
    Freedom is merely an illusion.
[20:41] Sak
    It doesn't exist anywhere in this world.
[20:54] Sak
    You know...
[21:00] Sak
    There's nowhere left to go with this
    subject, so let's end the episode here!
[21:04] Nat
    That's too free!
SIGN    Preview
[22:47] Cla
    The Rhinogradentia, or Snouter, turns upside down
    and walks on its nose, as the name suggests.
[22:51] Cla
    The world really is full of mysterious things!
[22:54] Cla
    Next time, Record 32:
    Judge People by Appearances.
[22:58] Cla
    And a couple of others!
SIGN    Going Home Club Mini-Theater
[23:05] Bot
    Natsuki. So... that was the real you!
[23:10] Nat
    Are you still looking at me that way?
[23:12] Kar
    I-I hear Nat-chan's voice,
    but I don't see her anywhere!
[23:17] Kar
    Nat-chan!
[23:18] Kar
    Where are you?
[23:19] Nat
    Are you messing with me?
[23:20] Nat
    I'm here, right in front of you!
[23:24] Kar
    Who are you?
[23:28] Kar
    Nat-chan! Come back!
[23:30] Nat
    Karin! Come back to reality!
[23:51] Nat
    Shazam!
[23:56] Kar
    Nat-chan!
[23:58] Girls
    See you next time!

Season 1

E10 - Judge People by Appearances \ Field Trip!! The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu \ Five Girls, One Hundred Ghost Stories \ I Won't Give It Up \

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[00:04] Nat
    My long summer vacation
    has come to an end.
[00:09] Nat
    Hello.
[00:11] Kar
    Oh, Nat-chan.
[00:13] Kar
    It's been such a long time.
[00:15] Nat
    Oh... yeah, it's been a while.
[00:18] Nat
    Karin, is there something
    different about you?
[00:23] Sak
    I don't think so!
[00:26] Cla
    That's right.
[00:27] Cla
    Everything's as it's always been.
[00:30] Bot
    Exactly!
[00:31] Aza
    Kabuki Seal!
[00:33] Nat
    I-Is this...
[00:36] Nat
    your second term debut?
[02:08] Nat
    So that's the dream I had.
[02:10] Cla
    A second term debut?
[02:13] Cla
    Is that like your debut into high society?
[02:16] Nat
    No, it wasn't like that...
[02:18] Nat
    To put it simply,
[02:20] Nat
    it was more like a change of image to
    celebrate the end of summer vacation.
[02:24] Kar
    My fingernails have done
    a second term debut.
[02:26] Nat
    Oh, you got a manicure!
[02:29] Bot
    Wow, they're all sparkly!
[02:31] Kar
    Would you like to try it, Botan-senpai?
[02:33] Kar
    I'll give you one, too.
[02:35] Nat
    Your feminine appeal is
    sky high as always, Karin!
[02:44] Sak
    D-Don't get the wrong idea.
[02:46] Sak
    It's not like I bought this with you in mind!
SIGN    Record 32
SIGN    Judge People by Appearances
[02:57] Nat
    Uh, what was that all about?
[03:00] Sak
    Tsun...
[03:01] Sak
    ...dere!
[03:03] Cla
    What's that?
[03:04] Cla
    Are you goofing around?
[03:05] Bot
    Okay, let's rip off her fingernails.
[03:07] Sak
    I'm sorry! I got carried away!
[03:09] Nat
    For such close friends,
    they sure are merciless.
[03:14] Sak
    It's just that, since we were
    discussing image changes,
[03:17] Sak
    I thought I might try one, too.
[03:19] Nat
    So why did you go for that one?
[03:22] Sak
    Well, you see, I have these pigtails, right?
[03:25] Sak
    I think most people totally
    associate pigtails with tsundere!
[03:29] Aza
    Totally!
[03:29] Nat
    You changed your personality
    to match your appearance?!
[03:32] Bot
    Well, a person's appearance and
    their personality do tend to match.
[03:37] Cla
    They say, "Don't judge a book by its cover,"
[03:40] Cla
    but a person's personality does show
    in their appearance surprisingly often.
[03:44] Nat
    It irks me to hear that coming from her.
[03:47] Bot
    If there's a fat guy in a band,
[03:48] ---
    Yeah!
[03:48] Bot
    you can bet he's the drummer.
[03:50] Bot
    If you see a delinquent
    with a pompadour nowadays,
[03:51] ---
    The hell are you lookin' at?!
[03:52] Bot
    you can bet he's from Saitama Prefecture.
[03:54] Nat
    That's just prejudice!
[03:56] Nat
    Why do you restrict the images of
    drummers and delinquents to such stereotypes?
[04:00] Nat
    Plus, what kinda place do you
    think Saitama Prefecture is?!
[04:05] Bot
    It's because Saitama still has
    a lot of untouched nature.
[04:08] ---
    Come on! Get out here!
[04:08] Bot
    It has a very diverse ecosystem.
[04:10] Nat
    Do you think pompadours
    are an endangered species?!
[04:12] Cla
    In manga and anime especially,
[04:14] Cla
    appearance and personality tend to match.
[04:17] Cla
    For instance, red hair means you're passionate.
[04:20] Cla
    Blue hair means you're calm and collected...
[04:22] Nat
    Well... I guess those are commonly seen.
[04:25] Cla
    And white hair means you're an old person.
[04:28] Nat
    That's entirely normal!
[04:30] Sak
    That's true, yeah.
[04:32] Sak
    And green hair means you're unpopular.
[04:33] Nat
    Please don't say things that'll
    make us more enemies for no reason!
[04:37] Bot
    And black hair means you're pure.
[04:40] Nat
    She just casually played up her own appeal!
[04:43] Sak
    And green hair means you're unpopular.
[04:45] Nat
    Don't repeat it!
[04:46] Kar
    When I think of "green,"
[04:48] Kar
    I think of how green-skinned characters
    often produce eggs from their mouths.
[04:52] Nat
    H-Have you seen someone
    other than the "King" do that?
[04:57] Kar
    Years ago, I practiced doing it with
    hardboiled eggs, and my mother scolded me.
[05:02] Nat
    What were you hoping to accomplish?
[05:06] Cla
    Yellow is usually associated
    with a love of curry, right?
[05:08] ---
    What a healthy eater!
[05:10] Sak
    That's right!
[05:11] Sak
    Red is the leader, Blue is the cool one,
[05:13] Sak
    Pink gets fawned over because
    she's the only girl...
[05:16] Nat
    Aren't you a bit behind
    the times with that image?
[05:18] Sak
    And green...
[05:20] Sak
    produces eggs from his mouth.
[05:21] Nat
    No, we can let that joke die now.
[05:23] Kar
    The mysterious criminal type usually
    wears a black body stocking!
[05:27] Nat
    That's just artistic license!
[05:28] Kar
    Now I see.
[05:29] Kar
    I always wondered why,
    after the culprit's been discovered,
[05:33] Kar
    he suddenly stops wearing his body stocking.
[05:34] Nat
    You're not very good at
    reading manga, are you?
[05:37] Sak
    When I think of black, I also think...
[05:40] Sak
    of coffee...
[05:41] Sak
    Black cats...
[05:44] Sak
    Silhouettes?
[05:45] Sak
    Black suits...
[05:48] Sak
    Clothes of mourning...
[06:09] Bot
    Black hair is... pure.
[06:11] Nat
    You don't give up!
[06:12] Nat
    And what was with that lead-in?
[06:16] Bot
    But in Sakura's case,
[06:17] Bot
    maybe instead of changing your
    personality to match your appearance,
[06:19] Bot
    you should change your appearance
    to match your personality?
[06:22] Sak
    Hm.
[06:23] Sak
    That's also an option!
[06:25] Kar
    I don't like that idea.
[06:27] Kar
    I don't want to see Sakura-senpai
    with a punch perm.
[06:29] Sak
    What are you trying to say about me?
[06:31] Aza
    Slurp!
SIGN    Fanservice Shot for Punch
    Perm and Cup Udon Lovers
[06:36] Sak
    Changing your appearance to
    match your personality, huh?
[06:40] Sak
    I guess there's only one way I can go...
[06:52] Nat
    Why shoulderpads?!
[06:55] Bot
    Okay. Go for the fingernails.
[06:57] Cla
    Yeah.
SIGN    Going Home Club
SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Patrick Lafcadio Hearn
[07:04] Sak
    Hey!
[07:06] Sak
    What is this?!
[07:07] Sak
    This is too scary even for a penalty!
[07:11] Aza
    Lafcadio.
[07:19] Sei
    My Hagishirabe-ryuu has long been
    at odds with Hagitsuki-ryuu.
SIGN    The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
[07:26] Sai
    Today, the heir to Hagitsuki-ryuu
    has appeared in our sacred dojo...
[07:33] Sei
    ...along with her friends.
[07:34] Bot
    Hey, I came for some training.
SIGN    Record 33 Field Trip!! The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu
[07:41] Suz
    Hey, Botan.
SIGN    The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku
[07:43] Suz
    Are your nails unusually sparkly today?
[07:46] Bot
    Oh, this?
[07:48] Bot
    Our junior member did it for me.
[07:53] Suz
    I-I think it's cute.
[07:55] Gen
    So you really do think of her as a friend!
[08:02] Bya
    Botan-san.
SIGN    The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko
[08:03] Bya
    I can come at you with everything
    I've got today, right?
[08:06] Bot
    Yes. Try to kill me.
[08:12] Kar
    That technique!
[08:13] Nat
    You know it, Karin?
[08:16] Kar
    It's kinda scary-looking!
[08:18] Nat
    Don't make such misleading reactions!
[08:20] Suz
    This technique infuses my shadow
    with Nen so I can control it as I wish!
SIGN    Bam!
[08:28] Bot
    I guess the shadow disappears
    when the main form is defeated.
[08:33] Sak
    She just attacked without listening to
    the explanation of his special move!
[08:36] Cla
    And after she beat him, she even added
    her own supplementary explanation!
[08:40] Bot
    Fighting you one at a time is a pain.
SIGN    The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu
[08:42] Bot
    Come at me all at once.
[08:45] Suz
    Botan sure is strong, isn't she?
[08:47] Nat
    Yeah...
[08:49] Suz
    I'm Suzaku of the Four Heavenly Kings.
[08:52] Suz
    Just so you know, I've known Botan
    since we were four years old!
[08:55] Nat
    Ah... I see.
[08:58] Nat
    Is she trying to compete with me?
[09:02] Suz
    When we were in middle school,
    we even went shopping for clothes together.
[09:06] Nat
    Wow...
[09:07] Suz
    And this is the shirt I bought
    at Botan's recommendation.
SIGN    Croquette
[09:14] Nat
    Well, that's certainly...
[09:15] Nat
    a unique choice of clothing.
[09:19] Suz
    You don't have to try to spare my feelings.
[09:21] Suz
    It's a weird shirt that makes no sense.
[09:25] Suz
    But this is...
[09:27] Suz
    the clothing Botan chose for me.
[09:29] Suz
    It's a precious treasure to me.
[09:42] Cla
    She defeated them without even
    showing a moment's weakness!
[09:44] Sak
    That's way too harsh for a battle anime!
[09:46] Nat
    Um, this isn't a battle anime.
[09:51] Gen
    F-For some reason,
[09:53] Gen
    I'm the only one who didn't
    get a proper caption...
[09:56] Gen
    but if you're curious, my name is—
SIGN    Anime Lover: The Hopeless Fatso
[09:59] Gen
    You put up that one?!
SIGN    Family Restaurant
SIGN    Open 24 Hours
[10:06] Waitress
    Welcome!
[10:07] Waitress
    A table for six?
[10:09] Nat
    Botan-senpai, I've heard the story.
[10:11] Cla
    Here, open wide!
[10:13] Bot
    What story?
[10:15] Nat
    You said that Sakura-senpai was
    the first friend you ever made.
[10:16] Nat
    Is it good?
[10:17] Nat
    Yes!
[10:19] Nat
    But you went clothes shopping
    with Suzaku-san once too, right?
[10:20] Nat
    Want another bite?
[10:21] ---
    Yes!
[10:22] ---
    Okay, open wide.
[10:23] Bot
    Oh, that's right.
[10:25] Bot
    I didn't understand why
[10:26] Bot
    You're so cute.
[10:26] Bot
    she wanted to go shopping with me,
    even though we were enemies.
[10:29] ---
    Ready for another bite?
[10:29] Bot
    So I picked the weirdest piece of clothing
    I'd seen all day and pushed her to buy it.
[10:30] ---
    Yes!
SIGN    The Saitama Prefecture referenced in this program is a fictional version that someone made up. It bears little resemblance to the actual Saitama Prefecture.
[10:40] Aza
    We beg your indulgence in this matter.
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery
SIGN    It's important to eat in the morning. When it comes to breakfast, you've got to have rice!!! -Botan
SIGN    Record 33.5
    Five Girls, One Hundred Ghost Stories
[10:58] Sak
    One, two, three, four, five, six...
[11:03] Sak
    No matter how many times she counted,
[11:04] Sak
    even though there should be one extra,
[11:06] Sak
    they were all faces she recognized...
[11:08] Sak
    She couldn't tell who the extra person was!
[11:12] Nat
    That's a pretty creepy story.
[11:15] Cla
    But that's the hundredth story.
[11:17] Bot
    After each of the "Hundred Ghost
    Stories," we put out one candle.
[11:21] Bot
    And this is the last one...
[11:23] Kar
    Wh-What will happen when we
    put out the final candle?
[11:29] Sak
    When I put out the hundredth candle...
[11:33] Sak
    animating the show becomes a lot easier!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
[11:46] Sak
    It's almost time to change uniforms.
[11:48] Sak
    We didn't get much use
    out of the summer ones.
[11:50] Nat
    Well, the fabric may actually be thin,
[11:53] Nat
    but when drawing them, the only
    difference is whether the arms are visible.
[11:56] Bot
    That's right.
[11:58] Bot
    Even without relying on sex appeal,
    it's enough that Karin-san is so cute.
[12:03] Sak
    Well, be that as it may,
[12:06] Sak
    our club has five members now.
[12:08] Sak
    This year, we can participate in the
    club relay at the Athletics Festival!
[12:12] Kar
    Really?
[12:14] Sak
    Even though we're not an official club.
[12:16] Nat
    What? No one told me we weren't official!
[12:19] Cla
    If you sign up for the relay,
[12:21] Cla
    you can participate as just a group of friends.
[12:24] Nat
    Oh, I see...
[12:25] Bot
    Then, I'll run anchor.
[12:27] Sak
    What?!
[12:28] Sak
    I'm the president! I should be the anchor!
[12:30] Bot
    Fine, but in that case...
[12:34] Bot
    There's a chance I might
    break someone's wrist.
[12:36] Sak
    Please be the anchor!
SIGN    Record 34
SIGN    "I Won't Give It Up"
[12:44] Sak
    Fanservice shot!
[12:46] Sak
    And one more!
[12:48] Sak
    For the headband fetishists, too!
[12:50] Sak
    Since my summer uniform didn't get much use,
[12:52] Sak
    I tried making up for it with my gym clothes!
[12:54] Sak
    Now, let's get out on that field
    and practice some handoffs!
[12:59] Nat
    Well, we came out to the field...
[13:02] Nat
    but a sports club is already using it.
[13:05] Sak
    It's okay!
[13:06] Sak
    This field belongs to everyone, so I'll
    negotiate with them to let us use it!
[13:13] Cla
    But would they really give it up
    in the middle of club practice?
[13:18] Nat
    Looks like it's not going well.
[13:21] Bot
    Wow, she's totally flipping out!
[13:24] Sak
    I ended up challenging
    them to a soccer match.
[13:26] Nat
    How much did you complicate things?!
[13:29] Sak
    In 30 minutes, we'll have a
    match with the Soccer Club.
[13:32] Sak
    If we win, they'll let us use
    half the field however we want.
[13:35] Nat
    Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
[13:37] Nat
    All else aside, challenging the
    Soccer Club to soccer is...
[13:40] Bot
    Why did you decide to play
    them on their own turf?
[13:43] Cla
    We're only five girls, remember?
[13:46] Bot
    Hey, it looks like she's only
    just realizing that now.
[13:50] Sak
    Let's make a miracle happen
    using the power of friendship.
[13:53] Nat
    If that was all it took,
    there'd be no need for training arcs!
[13:56] Sak
    I-If we don't have enough people,
[13:58] Sak
    can't we just run twice
    as hard to make up for it?
[14:01] Bot
    Do you run a sweatshop or something?
[14:04] Cla
    Even if we do twice the work,
    we're still a player short.
[14:06] Sak
    I just want to play soccer with you guys...
[14:08] Nat
    You can run ten times as hard by yourself.
[14:13] Kar
    Now, now.
[14:14] Kar
    If we win, they'll let us
    use the field, after all.
[14:17] Kar
    Ah... but what happens if we lose?
[14:21] Sak
    I offered Karin-chan to
    them as their manager.
[14:26] Kar
    Oh, as a manager?
[14:34] Cla
    Doumyouji!
[14:36] Cla
    Meet me on the roof!
SIGN    Rumble
[14:38] Sak
    That's a major overreaction!
[14:40] Sak
    It's fine!
[14:41] Sak
    We just have to win, right?
SIGN    Going Home Club
    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Deputy President Oohagi
[14:46] Bot
    And so it seems
SIGN    What is soccer?
    Learn the rules!!
[14:47] Bot
    we've challenged them to a
    battle we can't afford to lose.
[14:51] Bot
    But how well do you guys actually
    know the rules of soccer?
[14:55] Bot
    Karin, why don't you tell
    me everything you know?
[14:59] Kar
    Let's see...
[15:00] Kar
    you can't use your hands...
[15:02] Kar
    you kick the ball with your feet...
[15:04] Kar
    and you score points by getting
    it in your opponent's goal.
[15:08] Kar
    Also, if you slide in from behind, you get a card!
SIGN    What is soccer?
    Learn the rules!!
[15:12] Bot
    You jumped ahead to that?
[15:14] Kar
    And if you get something called a
    "hat trick," you get three points!
[15:17] Nat
    You've got the order backwards!
[15:19] Sak
    Okay then, Natsuki-chan, can you
    correctly explain the offside rule?
[15:23] Nat
    Offside is some kind of rule they have
    in place to prevent ambushes, right?
[15:28] Aza
    Here goes!
[15:29] Aza
    All right!
[15:29] Aza
    Aw, man!
[15:31] Sak
    What are the specific conditions for it?
[15:33] Sak
    When is the ruling called?
[15:34] Sak
    How would you utilize an offside trap?
[15:38] Nat
    Um, I don't know that much about it...
[15:43] Bot
    Plus, soccer is a game played
    between two teams of eleven.
[15:46] Sak
    Heavy... heavy...
SIGN    Reflecting
[15:48] Sak
    I'm really sorry!
[15:50] Sak
    My arms are gonna fall off!
[15:51] Bot
    Then, let them fall off.
[15:52] Sak
    I seriously can't feel my fingertips!
[15:54] Sak
    I think they're gonna tear off!
[15:55] Bot
    That's not a problem. You don't
    use your hands in soccer, anyway.
[15:58] Sak
    B-But...
[15:59] Bot
    If you drop those buckets,
    I'll feed you pickled grasshoppers.
[16:02] Sak
    You're treating a Nagano Prefecture
    staple food like a penalty?
SIGN    The "Nagano Prefecture" referenced in this program is a fictional "Nagano Prefecture"...
[16:07] Nat
    It's fine. You don't have to
    add any tedious disclaimers.
[16:10] Nat
    Grasshoppers aren't a staple food.
SIGN    Soccer Club Captain Nakata Tabito, 3rd year
    Position: MF
[16:14] Tan
    Hello, members of the Going Home Club.
[16:16] Tan
    I'm the captain, Nakata.
[16:18] Nak
    We are very grateful to you for
    bringing us a female manager today.
[16:23] Nak
    Touno-san's only a first-year,
[16:26] Nak
    but I've heard she's popular with the boys.
[16:28] Sak
    Oh, are you really?
[16:30] Sak
    Have a lot of guys confessed to you?
[16:32] Kar
    Oh no, nothing like that.
[16:34] Nat
    Oh, but Karin really is popular!
[16:35] Nat
    Like, not too long ago...
[16:37] Nak
    Could you not jump
    into girl talk so suddenly?
[16:40] Cla
    Wait a minute.
[16:41] Cla
    This is the first I've heard about this.
[16:43] Cla
    Who are these insects who have
    been approaching Karin-san?
[16:45] Bot
    I won't allow any man
    weaker than me near her.
[16:48] Bot
    I'll make sure they follow
    the proper procedures.
[16:51] Sak
    Hey, Nakata!
[16:52] Sak
    Thanks to you, this has
    gotten way out of hand!
[16:54] Nat
    You're the one who started this
    in the first place, President!
[16:58] Nak
    Well, say what you like.
[17:00] Nak
    As long as Touno-san
    becomes our manager.
[17:02] Sak
    Isn't it a bit early to
    be acting like you've won?
[17:05] Sak
    It's all five of us together that
    make the Going Home Club what it is.
[17:09] Sak
    We're indispensable friends
    who all play leading roles.
[17:13] Sak
    We won't give up even
    one of our members!
[17:16] Nat
    Now she's posturing even though
    this is all her own fault.
[17:21] Boy
    Are you the Touno-san who's
    becoming our manager?
[17:23] Kar
    Well, it's not set in stone yet...
[17:25] Boy
    It effectively is, though.
[17:27] Bot
    Guys, don't get too overconfident.
[17:30] Bot
    Don't forget that I could kill every one
    of you in a single frame if I wanted to.
SIGN    1F = 1/60 seconds
[17:36] Boy
    A f-frame?
[17:37] Boy
    Why is she measuring increments of
    time with fighting game terminology?
[17:41] Nak
    Hey, it's time to start!
[17:43] Nak
    Take your positions!
[17:45] Guys
    Yes, Captain!
[17:46] Ref
    The match between the Soccer Club and
    the Going Home Club will now begin!
[18:20] Nak
    What... kind of shot was that?
[18:23] Bot
    That wasn't a shot.
[18:26] Bot
    It was a pass.
[18:26] Nat
    Zero points!
[18:27] Nat
    What kind of drive pass were you going for?
[18:30] Sak
    Hey, we'll resume the game with
    a goal kick from your side!
[18:33] Nak
    No... it's okay. We forfeit.
[18:36] Nak
    Please, use this half of the field.
[18:38] Nak
    We can't use the goal over here, anyway...
[18:42] Nak
    And most of our club
    members wet themselves...
[18:45] Nak
    I wet myself, too.
[18:47] Kar
    Senpai!
[18:49] Sak
    There, there.
[18:50] Sak
    Didn't I tell you, Karin-chan?
[18:52] Sak
    When hearts that protect and
    hearts that believe overlap,
[18:55] Sak
    they won't lose to anyone.
[18:59] Kar
    You've never told me that before,
[19:00] Kar
    but I'm still glad!
[19:02] Cla
    It's me.
[19:03] Cla
    We ended the match safely.
[19:05] Cla
    Recover the sniper, if you would.
[19:10] Nat
    I'm better off not asking.
SIGN    Take Flight Into the Legend
[19:21] Ann
    Would the students participating in the club relay
[19:24] Ann
    please gather at the designated location.
[19:28] Starter
    Ready...
[19:29] Kar
    Do your best, Sakura-senpai!
[19:37] Girls
    Go!
[19:37] Girls
    Do your best!
[19:46] Girls
    Do your best!
[19:46] Girls
    Senpai!
[20:08] Kar
    We did it! First place!
[20:11] Sak
    This is what happens when the
    five of us combine our powers!
[20:13] Kar
    And I was rooting for
    you as hard as I could!
[20:16] Nat
    Huh?
[20:17] Nat
    You were rooting for us?
[20:20] Nat
    There are five runners in a relay race,
    and five members of the Going Home Club.
[20:24] Nat
    And Karin was...
[20:25] Kar
    I was cheering for you the whole time.
[20:38] Nat
    One...
[20:39] Nat
    two...
[20:41] Nat
    three...
[20:43] Nat
    four...
[20:44] Nat
    five?
SIGN    Preview
[22:46] Bot
    The chondrocladia lyra that
    lives on the ocean floor is...
[22:49] Bot
    Um... how should I put it...
[22:52] Bot
    What is it, exactly?
[22:54] Bot
    It's weird that this thing's a carnivore!
[22:56] Bot
    Next time, Record 35:
    Bound by School Regulations.
[22:59] Bot
    And two more!
SIGN    Going Home Club Mini Theater
[23:06] Nat
    Oh, Claire-senpai.
[23:07] Nat
    Is something on your mind?
[23:09] Cla
    Natsuki-san.
[23:12] Cla
    To tell you the truth,
    something is bothering me.
[23:14] Nat
    What is it?
[23:15] Nat
    If you don't mind confiding
    in me, I'd be happy to help.
[23:20] Nat
    But, Claire-senpai, it's rare to
    see you so bothered by something.
[23:24] Nat
    What's wrong?
[23:26] Cla
    The truth is...
[23:28] Cla
    Karin-san is so cute,
    I just can't handle it!
[23:30] Nat
    That's it?!
[23:32] Cla
    Do you get it, Natsuki-san?
[23:33] Cla
    She's a club junior, just like you.
[23:35] Cla
    But somehow...
[23:36] Nat
    You're excluding me on that point?!
[23:39] Cla
    Karin-san's cuteness is abnormal!
[23:41] Cla
    We were just walking together,
[23:42] Cla
    and something caught her eye, and she
    went "What?" and almost ran into a wall.
[23:45] Cla
    And that smile!
[23:47] Cla
    All she's doing is smiling!
[23:48] Cla
    Does she want to kill me with cuteness?
[23:51] Cla
    I've been wondering... What if Karin-san
    is part of some evil plot against me?
[23:58] Girls
    See you next time!

Season 1

E11 - Names of Flowers \ Bound by School Rules \ All's Well That Ends Well

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[00:03] Sak
    The three years I spent in
    middle school were boring.
[00:06] Sak
    Safe, ordinary, humdrum days,
    and I squandered them.
[00:24] Sak
    Morning?
[00:33] Sak
    I'm a high school student as of today?
[00:40] Sak
    I want my days in high school to be fun.
[00:47] Sak
    Maybe... I'll join a club!
[00:51] Sak
    That's it!
[00:52] Sak
    I hear this school has lots of clubs,
    and high school is all about clubs!
[00:56] Sak
    Clubs are youth!
[00:57] Sak
    And if they turn out to be
    boring, I can just quit!
[01:01] Sak
    I'm so smart!
[02:38] Bot
    I've always been alone,
    right up through middle school.
[02:43] Bot
    But...
[02:44] Bot
    In high school, I'm going to make friends
    and hang out with them after school.
[02:48] Bot
    I'm going to make the
    most out of high school!
[02:52] Bot
    No... maybe I'm setting the bar too high.
[02:55] Bot
    Maybe just someone I can
    talk to between classes?
[02:59] Bot
    Anyway, my introduction today
    will be crucial in achieving that.
[03:03] Bot
    Failure is not an option!
SIGN    Record 0:
    Names of Flowers
[03:11] Teacher
    Okay, next.
[03:14] Ez
    I'm Ezaki Kuriko.
[03:15] Ez
    In middle school, I was a
    sprinter in the Track Club.
SIGN    1st Period: Orientation 2nd Period: Introductions 3rd Period: Choose class representatives
[03:19] Ez
    I plan to continue running
    in the high school club, too.
[03:22] Ez
    My hobby is karaoke,
    so please invite me if you go!
SIGN    Tennis Club Manga Club
[03:25] Sak
    I don't see a single club
    that looks interesting...
[03:28] Sak
    Sure, there are a lot of them, but...
[03:31] Sak
    Maybe it would be more fun
    to just join a random club?
[03:34] Ez
    I'll study hard, too. I look forward to
    being in this class with everyone!
[03:35] Sak
    No...
[03:36] Sak
    But...
[03:40] Teacher
    Okay, next.
[03:46] Bot
    I'm Oohagi Botan.
[03:55] Sak
    An old-fashioned name,
[03:57] Sak
    a tall, slender form,
[03:59] Sak
    sleek black hair, cold eyes,
[04:03] Sak
    and an aura completely
    unlike anyone else here...
[04:09] Bot
    I look forward to working with you all.
[04:13] Sak
    That's it?
[04:15] Sak
    But...
[04:17] Sak
    It was kind of... nice and simple.
[04:21] Bot
    Crap.
[04:23] Bot
    I completely forgot what I'd planned to say.
[04:27] Teacher
    Okay, next.
[04:29] Yay
    I came here from East
    Middle School. I'm Koike Yayoi.
[04:32] Yay
    I like watching sports,
    especially soccer.
[04:33] Bot
    Oh, yeah. It was "I like video games."
[04:46] Sak
    It's just not right...
[04:52] Sak
    I guess for that hairstyle to work,
    you really need sleek black hair.
[05:00] Sak
    Oohagi Botan, huh?
[05:04] Sak
    Oohagi-san...
[05:06] Sak
    I wonder if she'd get mad
    if I called her Botan-chan.
[05:12] Bot
    I failed in my introduction,
    but I still have a chance to recover.
[05:16] Bot
    I have to start off with a lively
    morning greeting to my classmates.
[05:22] Girl
    It looks like Saitou in class 3 has a
    crush on Ezaki-san from our class.
[05:27] Girl
    Oh? Really?
[05:29] Bot
    M-Morning.
[05:30] Girls
    Oh, good...
[05:34] Girls
    ...morning.
[05:42] Bot
    I'm on my own.
[05:45] Bot
    It's only been a week since
    I joined this school,
[05:47] Bot
    and I'm already an outcast
    from every clique.
[05:51] Bot
    Is this...
[05:52] Bot
    Is this what they call "the wall
    of high school education"?!
[05:56] Girl
    Hey, Doumyouji,
[05:57] Girl
    you haven't picked a club yet, right?
[05:59] Girl
    Want to join the Tennis Club with me?
[06:01] Sak
    Tennis, huh?
[06:03] Sak
    I'll think about it!
[06:04] Girl
    Really?
[06:05] Girl
    Well, hope to see you there!
[06:11] Sak
    Oohagi-san is always by herself...
[06:14] Sak
    Maybe she's the type that
    doesn't make friends?
[06:17] Sak
    I'd like to talk to her, but...
[06:20] Sak
    her desk is so far away from mine.
[06:22] Sak
    There's never an opportunity...
SIGN    Student Handbook
[06:31] Sak
    It says that, at our school,
[06:32] Sak
    if you submit an application,
    you can start whatever club you want.
[06:35] Sak
    So I could make a club
    for what I want to do!
[06:41] Sak
    But what is it I want to do, again?
[06:47] Sak
    It's not that there's no club
    for what I want to do...
[06:50] Sak
    It's that there's nothing
    I really want to do right now.
[06:55] Sak
    I really want to do something,
[06:58] Sak
    but I don't know what it is...
[07:00] Sak
    So all I have is this restless feeling...
[07:07] Sak
    What is this thing I want to do?
[07:11] Sak
    The thing I want to do...
[07:13] Sak
    What is it?
[07:14] Sak
    Where to do it? And with who?
[07:28] Bot
    Every time I approach
    others, it ends in failure.
[07:31] Bot
    I guess I'm just not cut
    out for this kind of thing.
[07:37] Bot
    But if I don't approach them,
[07:40] Bot
    I doubt anyone will ever talk to me...
[07:42] Sak
    Oohagi-san!
[07:54] Bot
    Doumyouji-san?
[07:58] Sak
    I caught up with you!
[08:01] Sak
    Um... listen...
[08:04] Sak
    Would you like to walk home together?
[08:06] Bot
    Wh-Why?
[08:09] Sak
    The reason?
[08:11] Sak
    Because... well...
[08:13] Sak
    I thought it'd be nice if
    we could become friends.
[08:16] Bot
    Become... friends?
[08:18] Bot
    But why?
[08:21] Sak
    You need a reason for that, too?
[08:22] Sak
    Well, it was just a feeling I had, so...
[08:29] Sak
    Oh, I know!
[08:32] Sak
    Oohagi-san, your name's Botan, right?
[08:34] Bot
    Yeah.
[08:35] Sak
    I'm Sakura!
[08:37] Sak
    They're both names of flowers!
[08:41] Bot
    Both... names of flowers?
[08:44] Sak
    Yup!
[08:44] Sak
    Peony and cherry blossom!
[08:46] Sak
    See? We're two of a kind!
[08:50] Sak
    That's why.
[08:54] Bot
    I see.
[08:56] Bot
    The thing I've desired for so long...
[09:06] Bot
    Sure.
[09:07] Bot
    Let's walk home together, Sakura.
[09:12] Sak
    Hooray! Since we're walking
    together, want to hold hands?
[09:15] Bot
    Why should we?!
[09:16] Bot
    This is nothing like the image
    I had in mind for a friend...
[09:23] Sak
    Hey, Botan-chan.
[09:24] Sak
    Want to start a club together?
[09:27] Bot
    That came out of nowhere.
[09:28] Sak
    You don't want to?
[09:29] Bot
    It's not that I don't want to,
    but what would our club do?
[09:35] Sak
    Anything!
[09:37] Sak
    Let's just do everything we can
    think of that sounds interesting!
[09:44] Bot
    What kind of plan is that?
[09:47] Bot
    Sure.
[09:49] Bot
    Let's start it together.
[09:50] Sak
    Yeah! That's the spirit!
[09:53] Sak
    It didn't matter to me what we did.
SIGN    Going Home Club
[09:56] Sak
    As long as we were together,
    we could make it fun.
[09:59] Sak
    I just had a feeling
    that would be the case.
[10:02] Kar
    Wow!
[10:03] Kar
    So that's how you formed the club?
[10:05] Kar
    That's wonderful, Sakura-senpai!
[10:07] Sak
    You can shower more praise
    on me if you like.
[10:11] Nat
    You told a heartwarming story?!
[10:12] Sak
    Is that not allowed?!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery
SIGN    I am a seal. My name is Seal. -Seal
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Seal
[10:25] Aza
    I didn't appear at all in the first half!
SIGN    Sakura's Finger
[10:29] Sak
    I appeared all the way through!
[10:33] Sak
    Today, we're going to use
    this hall to its fullest...
[10:37] Sak
    and do some super long-distance bowling!
[10:39] Nat
    Huh?
[10:40] Nat
    That confusing dream sequence
    was just building up to this?!
[10:44] Bot
    Hold on a minute.
[10:46] Bot
    Calm down, Sakura.
[10:47] Bot
    We don't have any gutters.
[10:49] Nat
    That's not what you should
    be objecting about!
[10:51] Bot
    If we don't have any,
    shall I dig us some?
[10:53] Nat
    Please don't!
[10:54] Nat
    Expulsion would be the
    least of your worries!
[10:57] Cla
    That's right, Botan-san.
[10:59] Cla
    Did it not occur to you
    that we could fill it in?
[11:01] Nat
    Fill it in?
[11:02] Cla
    Yes. Like this, for example.
SIGN    Kokonoe Corporation
[11:05] Aza
    This creates gutters!
[11:06] Nat
    You can't do that either!
SIGN    Record 35
SIGN    Bound by School Rules
[11:13] Sak
    But I think that, even without gutters,
[11:15] Sak
    the distance alone should
    guarantee a challenge.
[11:19] Aza
    Just like a long-distance
    relationship, huh?
[11:21] Sak
    I'll bowl the first ball!
[11:23] Nat
    Just be careful, okay?
SIGN    Whump...
[11:27] Nat
    What?
[11:29] Nat
    What is it?
[11:31] Sak
    Th-This is...
[11:34] Rei
    Looks like you're doing something fun.
[11:40] Rei
    Members of...
[11:42] Rei
    the Going Home Club.
[11:45] Nat
    Who's that?
[11:46] Kar
    Nat-chan, that's the
    Student Council President!
[11:50] Bot
    Be on your guard! Natsuki! Karin!
[11:54] Bot
    That's the female Student Council
    President who bears the alias "Kousoku"...
SIGN    Roar
[12:00] Bot
    Takamado Reina!
[12:02] Nat
    Our Student Council President has an alias?!
[12:05] Rei
    Although the "Kousoku" in question
    isn't this one, but this one.
SIGN    Kousoku
    (Speed of light)
SIGN    Kousoku
    (Rules)
[12:09] Nat
    That's not very cool at all, then!
[12:12] Aza
    I am the rulebook!
[12:13] Rei
    But I feel honored that
    you know so much about me.
[12:18] Rei
    "Midnight Murder..."
[12:20] Rei
    Oohagi Botan-san.
SIGN    Midnight Murder
[12:22] Nat
    She has an alias, too?!
[12:25] Bot
    Don't let your guard down, Natsuki.
[12:26] Bot
    We're already in her territory.
[12:29] Nat
    Huh? Territory?
[12:31] Bot
    She has a sphere of influence.
[12:33] Nat
    Huh?
[12:35] Bot
    When you're on school grounds,
    within her sphere of influence,
[12:39] Bot
    you become incapable of breaking rules.
[12:42] Bot
    At the speed of light!
SIGN    Kousoku (Speed of light)
SIGN    Kousoku (Rules)
[12:43] Bot
    With rules!
[12:44] Bot
    She binds you!
SIGN    Kousoku (Bind)
[12:46] Bot
    That is her power...
SIGN    Student Handbook
SIGN    Handbook
    Bind
SIGN    Roar
[12:49] Bot
    Handbook Bind!
[12:50] Nat
    What?! She has superpowers?!
[12:53] Cla
    That's right... Takamado Reina.
[12:55] Cla
    It's as if she was born to become
    Student Council President.
[12:58] Nat
    That's peaking way too early in life!
[13:01] Rei
    I don't think it's proper to just
    decide to bowl in a public hallway.
[13:07] Rei
    Going Home Club President,
    Doumyouji Sakura-san...
[13:11] Rei
    No...
SIGN    Grenade Rager
[13:12] Rei
    Grenade Rager.
[13:14] Rei
    Perhaps that's what I should call you?
[13:16] Nat
    Is there a bargain sale
    on aliases or something?!
[13:20] Nat
    Wait a second.
[13:21] Nat
    If the president's power keeps
    people from breaking the rules,
[13:24] Nat
    then it won't stop at bowling.
[13:26] Nat
    Sakura-senpai's innocently daring skirt
    length should be affected too, shouldn't it?
[13:31] Bot
    You catch on quick.
[13:36] Nat
    Huh? Nothing happened.
[13:38] Rei
    If it's just her skirt,
    it's not really a problem.
[13:41] Nat
    Huh?
[13:42] Rei
    We prize self-expression among
    our students, after all.
[13:45] Rei
    As long as they make no extreme
    alterations, we don't treat it as a problem.
[13:50] Rei
    Right, Lady Kokonoe?
[13:53] Nat
    Why is she wearing a tracksuit?
[13:54] Nat
    And Sakura-senpai's, at that!
SIGN    Doumyouji
[13:56] Cla
    Actually, the official uniform is so cheap-looking,
[14:00] Cla
    I had an atelier de couture in Paris
    make me one that looked just like it!
[14:04] Nat
    So she wasn't wearing our uniform at all?!
[14:07] Nat
    In a way, that's just an ordinary cosplay!
[14:10] Sak
    I thought there was something different about
[14:12] Sak
    the material that made up Claire-chan's uniform.
[14:14] Aza
    The color codes were
    different. Did you notice?
[14:17] Nat
    But does that mean, the tracksuit you
    changed into was Sakura-senpai's because...
SIGN    Doumyouji
[14:23] Cla
    My tracksuit was made of a new
    material I developed in collaboration
[14:26] Cla
    with a sportswear manufacturer.
[14:28] Nat
    Is everything you own custom-made?!
[14:29] Rei
    Well, that said...
[14:32] Rei
    Whenever you want to
    play like this in the future...
SIGN    Allowed
[14:35] Rei
    Just get permission before you do it.
[14:39] Rei
    I'm sure we'll meet again.
[14:43] Rei
    I'm looking forward to it.
[14:47] Sak
    Um, I don't think that's really possible...
[14:50] Rei
    Oh? Why not?
[14:52] Sak
    Because this is the last episode!
SIGN    Record 36
SIGN    All's Well That Ends Well
SIGN    How to do a final episode!
[15:23] Sak
    The final episode is upon us at last.
[15:26] Sak
    Today, I want us to think about
    how we should best address it.
[15:31] Bot
    I think...
[15:32] Bot
    When I picture a final episode, I picture this.
SIGN    Our battle is only
     just beginning!
    To Be Continued
[15:35] Bot
    Our battle is only just beginning!
[15:37] Nat
    Isn't that how you end a
    show that got canceled?!
[15:40] Cla
    Perhaps episode 4 was too late for a retool.
[15:43] Nat
    Let's save talking about what went wrong
    for the wrap party at the pub!
SIGN    Wasabi Octopus x2
[15:47] Sak
    I brought wasabi octopus!
[15:49] Nat
    Your understanding of pubs really
    does stop there, doesn't it?
SIGN    Mozuku Seaweed
[15:54] Nat
    Why do you look so
    pleased with yourself?!
[15:57] Cla
    Hm... how to handle our final episode...
[16:01] Cla
    What about a stage performance
    at the school festival?
[16:04] Nat
    Oh, like the conclusion to a school
    anime. That could be cool.
[16:09] Kar
    A short skit then, maybe?
[16:11] Nat
    Why?!
[16:12] Nat
    Why can't we just be a
    band like in most shows?!
[16:16] Sak
    Forming a band for the last
    episode might not be a bad idea.
[16:20] Sak
    By the way, can anyone
    here play an instrument?
[16:23] Kar
    The tambourine.
[16:26] Nat
    The triangle.
[16:28] Bot
    Death throes.
[16:30] Kar
    Bang! Bang! Bang!
[16:46] Nat
    Ting.
[16:47] Sak
    Enough!
[16:48] Sak
    That idea ran straight into the wall!
[16:51] Cla
    What kind of final episode do you
    think we should do, Karin-san?
[16:56] Kar
    I think a touching ending would be nice.
[16:59] Kar
    What about a dreamlike final episode?
[17:02] Cla
    Oh, that sounds nice!
[17:21] Kar
    Nat-chan...
[17:24] Kar
    You were kicked by a runaway horse
    on the day of the opening ceremony...
[17:27] Kar
    and have been in a coma ever since.
[17:29] Kar
    That was three years ago.
[17:36] Kar
    Nat-chan... Are you smiling?
[17:39] Kar
    I wonder if you're dreaming about
    having fun club activities after school?
[17:44] Nat
    You meant that kind of dream?!
[17:46] Nat
    The gimmick where the whole
    show turns out to be a dream?!
[17:49] Nat
    But that aside, why was I the one who...
[17:52] Sak
    Now, now. What's the big deal?
[17:54] Sak
    A dreamlike last episode will
    make us the talk of the Net.
[17:58] Nat
    Who cares?!
[17:59] Aza
    Dreamlike seal!
SIGN    How we want to do a final episode!
[18:04] Sak
    What we "should" do shouldn't be
    determined by what people want to see.
[18:07] Sak
    It's the final episode,
    so to ensure we have no regrets,
[18:09] Sak
    let's figure out what we want to do!
[18:11] Nat
    This from the girl who always
    does what she wants anyway?!
[18:14] Bot
    What we want to do, huh?
[18:16] Bot
    In that case, I want to settle
    things with the Four Kings.
[18:20] Nat
    Oh! Settling your battle
    of destiny once and for all!
[18:24] Bot
    That's right.
[18:25] Bot
    I have to defeat the one
    I didn't beat before.
[18:29] Nat
    You meant the Four Bear
    Kings, didn't you?!
[18:33] Cla
    If we get to do what we want to do,
    then I'd like a final episode like this.
[18:43] (Flashback) Kar
    Claire-senpai, the Earth
    has gotten so far away...
[18:46] (Flashback) Cla
    Changes to Earth's climate,
[18:49] (Flashback) Cla
    rampant disease,
[18:51] (Flashback) Cla
    the outbreak of another world war...
[18:55] (Flashback) Cla
    Our Mother Earth can no
    longer support human life.
[19:00] (Flashback) Kar
    So you and I are really the last humans alive...
[19:04] (Flashback) Cla
    This ship will travel on autopilot,
[19:07] (Flashback) Cla
    searching for a world that can support human life.
[19:11] (Flashback) Cla
    Karin-san.
[19:13] (Flashback) Cla
    You and I will become the Eve
    and Eve of that new world.
[19:19] (Flashback) Kar
    Claire-senpai...
[19:21] (Flashback) Cla
    Karin-san...
[19:23] (Flashback) Kar
    Claire-senpai...
[19:25] Nat
    That's too grand a scale!
[19:26] Nat
    And if you just have Eve and Eve, that
    new world's never going to have a future!
[19:30] Cla
    We can make it all work out
    somehow, using iPS cells.
[19:33] Nat
    It disturbs me that it doesn't
    sound like a joke coming from her.
[19:38] Bot
    What about you, Karin?
[19:39] Kar
    Let me see...
[19:41] Kar
    What I want to do for the last episode...
[19:44] Kar
    is chat with all of you,
[19:46] Kar
    eat sweets,
[19:47] Kar
    then, stop by the convenience
    store on my way home.
[19:52] Nat
    But that's what we always do!
[19:54] Kar
    Yes. I want to do what we always do.
[19:57] Sak
    What we always do...
[20:00] Sak
    That could be nice, too!
[20:02] Sak
    Then, I think it's time to
    go home like we always do!
[20:05] Bot
    Let's stop by the convenience store...
[20:07] Cla
    Buy sweets...
[20:08] Nat
    And go to the park!
[20:09] Kar
    Hooray!
SIGN    Going Home Club
SIGN    Entrance Ceremony
[21:40] Sak
    Come in!
[21:41] Kar
    Excuse us!
[21:44] Sak
    Your membership is approved!
[21:49] Sak
    Using milk...
[21:50] All
    A toast!
[21:54] Sak
    So this is wasabi octopus!
[21:56] Nat
    You pushed for it without
    knowing what it was?!
[21:58] Cla
    Now, now.
[21:59] Cla
    No need to scold her for
    something that's in the past.
[22:03] Bot
    But when I think that this is
    the end, it feels a little lonely.
[22:09] Kar
    That's right.
[22:10] Kar
    All we have left is to do the preview.
[22:13] Girls
    Huh? Preview?
[22:15] Bot
    If this is the last episode,
    why is there a preview?
[22:18] Cla
    Sakura-san said it with such confidence,
[22:21] Cla
    I was convinced that this
    was the last episode, but...
[22:24] Cla
    You don't think...
[22:26] Kar
    Now that you mention it,
[22:27] Kar
    there was that time she confused
    episode 4 for episode 3, too.
[22:32] Nat
    Which means...
[22:34] Sak
    A-Anyone can make mistakes, right?!
[22:40] Sak
    I'm sorry!
[22:41] Aza
    See you next week!
SIGN    Record 36
SIGN    All's Well That Doesn't End
[22:43] Nat
    It's not all well!
[22:46] Nat
    What are we going to do?
[22:48] Nat
    We don't have anything
    left to do next week!
[22:50] Sak
    Asking me that won't help...
[22:52] Cla
    We could follow the ongoing original manga...
[22:55] Nat
    We can't catch up in one more episode!
[22:56] Bot
    Right!
[22:57] Bot
    Then, I'll have to fight the final Bear King!
[23:00] Nat
    You always kill them instantly!
[23:01] Nat
    The episode won't last a minute!
[23:03] Kar
    Then, next week... I'll do a short skit!
[23:05] Nat
    Why?! And that'll be over immediately, too!
[23:08] Cla
    Man, at this rate, there's not even
    anything the Kokonoe Corporation can do!
[23:12] Sak
    Claire-chan.
[23:13] Sak
    If you give up, then the
    match is over here and now.
[23:15] Nat
    Hey!
[23:16] Sak
    I won't give up!
[23:17] Sak
    There has to be a way!
[23:19] Nat
    This all started because
    of your misunderstanding!
[23:21] Sak
    It started! It started!
[23:24] Bot
    She's singing again.
[23:26] Kar
    That song...
[23:27] Nat
    You know it?
[23:28] Nat
    Wait, I'm the one who sang that!
[23:30] Sak
    She played along before objecting.
[23:31] Kar
    Like in episode 8.
[23:32] Cla
    Since you objected to yourself, both
    today and tomorrow are national holidays!
[23:36] Sak
    That's it!
[23:38] Sak
    In that case, let's ride it out
    with a series of short gags!
[23:45] Nat
    Did you all know?
SIGN    Preview
[23:46] Nat
    This week's Chronicles of the Going
    Home Club wasn't the last episode!
[23:51] Nat
    Next week is Record 37: Misreading.
[23:54] Nat
    And about twenty more... are you kidding?!
[23:57] ---
    We'll go flat out to get through them all!
[23:58] Nat
    Hope you enjoy them!

Season 1

E12 - Record 37 - 57

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SIGN    Going Home Club Mini-Theater
    Final Episode
SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Now Recruiting
SIGN    Going Home Club - Sakura
[00:14] Nat
    It's too soon for the ending theme!
[00:17] Nat
    Come on!
[00:18] Nat
    Why did you go right
    to the ending theme?
[00:21] Sak
    Well, you know,
[00:22] Sak
    when the ending theme plays early in
    the last episode, it's a surefire winner!
[00:26] Nat
    But that ends it the moment it starts!
[00:28] Cla
    I guess we should have used
    Karin-san's and my song after all.
[00:31] Kar
    That's not the problem!
[00:33] Nat
    Look!
[00:34] Nat
    My point is, changing the song won't help!
[00:37] Nat
    If you put it at the beginning,
[00:39] Nat
    it stops being the ending theme
    and becomes the opening theme!
[00:43] Kar
    I get it!
[00:45] Cla
    We've been saying that
    this is the last episode...
[00:47] Bot
    ...but our activities aren't ending!
[00:49] Sak
    It's the last episode, but it isn't over!
[00:51] Sak
    On the contrary!
    We're just getting started!
[00:56] Girls
    Chronicles of the Going
    Home Club starts now!
[00:59] Aza
    There's still more to watch!
[01:03] Girl
    "Hard work is sacred."
[01:05] Girl
    Just as I was recalling words like
    these with a sigh of relief...
[01:09] Girl
    I heard a "toka-ton-ton"...
[01:12] Girl
    The sound seemed to ring faintly from afar.
[01:16] Girl
    Suddenly, everything I'd done up
    to that point struck me as foolish.
[01:20] Girl
    I stood up, walked back to my room,
[01:23] Girl
    climbed under the covers, and went to sleep.
SIGN    Record 37: Misreading
[01:26] Teacher
    Okay, that's far enough.
[01:28] Teacher
    Now, for the next passage...
[01:31] Teacher
    Doumyouji.
[01:34] Teacher
    The next passage. Read it, please.
[01:44] Sak
    I turned my face up
[01:46] Sak
    to face the sky high above.
[01:48] Sak
    Cirrocumulus.
[01:49] Teacher
    Who told you to compose a haiku?!
[03:25] Kar
    Tapirs live in equatorial jungles.
[03:28] Kar
    Did you all know
[03:30] Kar
    that tapirs have an unusual
    bone structure that makes
[03:32] Kar
    their front legs longer
    than their back legs?
[03:35] Kar
    But setting that aside...
[03:38] Kar
    I'm currently...
[03:40] Kar
    fleeing the Demon King's pursuit!
SIGN    Record 38:
    What's "Tap-oom"?
[03:55] Badguy
    You gave me quite the run-around.
[03:57] Badguy
    You have a birthmark on your butt marking
    you as the wielder of tremendous power.
[04:01] Badguy
    Show it to me!
[04:03] Kar
    No!
[04:03] Kar
    There are various reasons
    I can't show it to you!
[04:10] Badguy
    You leave me no choice.
[04:11] Badguy
    In that case...
[04:12] Badguy
    I'll tear it off by force!
[04:15] Tapir
    That's enough!
[04:16] Badguy
    What?
[04:17] Badguy
    Who are you?!
[04:19] Tapir
    I am heir to the mark passed
    down since ancient times.
[04:23] Tapir
    The one who will stand
    against the Demon King...
[04:26] Tapir
    The one true hero: Tapir!
[04:28] Tapir
    Demon King Veribadd, I won't
    let you have your own way!
[04:34] Badguy
    Such impudence from a mere tapir!
[04:36] Badguy
    Very well! Then, I shall
    start by ripping off y—
[04:39] Tapir
    Super Tap-oom!
[04:41] Demonking
    That's huge! What is that spell?!
[04:54] Kar
    Amazing! That was amazing, Tapir-san!
[05:05] Tapir
    Have you learned the power
    of pay-to-win items?
[05:12] Kar
    I get it now, Tapir-san...
[05:14] Kar
    So...
[05:15] Kar
    So that's what "tap-oom" meant...
[05:16] Teacher
    Hey! Touno! Wake up!
SIGN    Don't Try This at Home
[05:20] Aza
    Hey, kids! Don't fall
    sleep in class, ya hear?
SIGN    Record 39
SIGN    I Hate Bugs
[05:28] Kar
    I really, really can't stand bugs!
[05:31] Kar
    A while ago, there was a centipede
    four centimeters long in my house.
[05:35] Kar
    And I just shouted...
[05:37] (Flashback) Kar
    Monnu!
SIGN    Monnu
[05:38] Kar
    ...out of nowhere.
[05:40] Nat
    That's a hard word to say
    on the spur of the moment.
[05:42] Kar
    But, Nat-chan, four
    centimeters is really big!
[05:46] Kar
    It's about as large as
    an eleven-week-old fetus!
[05:49] Nat
    Why are you comparing it to new life?!
[05:53] Sak
    I see.
[05:55] Sak
    By the way, speaking of sizes...
[05:57] Sak
    A toilet flush has settings for
    both "big" and "small,"
[06:00] Sak
    but even if you set it for "small,"
    it still uses a lot of water.
[06:03] Nat
    That doesn't really have much to do with size.
[06:06] Nat
    And what kind of subject is
    that for a heroine to bring up?
[06:09] Bot
    No...
[06:11] Bot
    I don't care! Continue!
[06:12] Nat
    For some reason, Botan-senpai
    just gave the "Go" sign!
SIGN    Record 40
SIGN    Conserving Water
[06:17] Sak
    I just think,
[06:18] Sak
    if you used the "small" setting
    for "big," "middle," and "small,"
SIGN    Small Big
[06:21] Sak
    it would save water and be
    good for the environment.
[06:26] Nat
    I feel I should ask... What's "middle"?
[06:30] Sak
    When it's almost a liquid, it's "middle"!
SIGN    Boom
[06:31] Nat
    Okay, stop!
SIGN    Please wait a moment
SIGN    Botan-senpai is currently deploying Air Refresh Logos. Please wait patiently until the purification is complete.
[06:34] Aza
    Please wait a moment.
[06:45] Cla
    Hm?
SIGN    Record 41
     Antonyms
[06:57] Cla
    Oh, dear.
[06:58] Cla
    My mechanical pencil's out of lead.
[07:00] Nat
    I'll go buy some for you.
[07:02] Cla
    What? But...
[07:03] Nat
    I was about to go to the school store anyway...
[07:05] Nat
    I'll buy you some while I'm there.
[07:07] Cla
    Really?
[07:08] Cla
    Well, if you wouldn't mind...
[07:11] Cla
    This should cover it, right?
[07:14] Nat
    You want me to buy the whole box?
[07:17] Cla
    Well, there are 40 leads in a case,
    and they're 200 yen apiece,
[07:20] Cla
    which comes to 8,000 yen, right?
[07:22] Nat
    The 200 yen is obviously
    for all 40 leads!
[07:25] Nat
    What kind of bourgeois writing
    materials were you expecting?!
[07:28] Cla
    I-It's 200 yen for the whole case?
[07:32] Cla
    You mean to say that each
    lead is only five yen?
[07:35] Cla
    What is this quantum physical pricing?
[07:38] Nat
    Is that the antonym of "astronomical"?
[07:40] Nat
    First time I've ever heard that!
SIGN    Furuhashi
[07:52] Nat
    Hello?
[07:53] Fur
    Natsunoji.
[07:54] Nat
    "Natsunoji"?
[07:56] Fur
    There's something I'd like to show you.
[07:59] Fur
    Could I trouble you to pay a visit to the roof?
[08:02] Nat
    What's this character supposed to be?
[08:04] Nat
    Just—
[08:04] Fur
    You'll see when you get there.
SIGN    Record 42
SIGN    Debut!! Aikarin
[08:14] Nat
    So what is it?
[08:16] Nat
    What'd you call me up here to show me?
[08:20] Fur
    I'm Ai!
[08:21] Kar
    I'm Karin!
[08:24] Girls
    Together, we are... Aikarin!
[08:37] Fur
    It's time for "Aikarin's
    Machine Gun Short Skits!"
[08:39] Fur
    Delinquent.
[08:41] Fur
    Hey, I wanna hit the arcade.
[08:44] Fur
    Lend me some cash, would ya?
[08:47] Kar
    Oh, no! I can't!
[08:50] Fur
    Oh, yeah? You sure that's
    your final answer?
[08:55] Fur
    My li'l bro's the leader of
    an elementary school gang!
[08:57] Kar
    That's pathetic!
[09:02] Nat
    28 points.
[09:04] Fur
    That's harsh!
[09:05] Nat
    I deducted five points in advance because
     you made up another nickname for me.
[09:09] Fur
    Which means I was already in the
    red when I called you up here?
[09:12] Nat
    Even with those five points,
    you'd still be in the red.
[09:15] Nat
    Plus, you called it "machine gun,"
    but you only did one gag.
[09:18] Nat
    That makes no sense.
[09:19] Fur
    Well, we thought this one gag was as
    powerful as a machine gun barrage...
[09:23] Nat
    That makes no sense!
    It has to be rapid fire!
[09:25] Nat
    So why did you suddenly
    decide to take on comedy?
[09:28] Fur
    Well... earlier, I saw a
    comedy program on TV, and...
[09:32] Fur
    I thought "That looks easy.
    Even I could reach the top level."
[09:37] Nat
    Do you have an eternal wellspring of
    confidence inside that brain of yours?
[09:41] Fur
    Huh?
SIGN    The Top
[09:43] Aza
    Far away?
SIGN    Record 43
SIGN    Aikarin Strikes Back
[09:51] Fur
    It's time for "Aikarin's Explosive
    Hand Grenade Short Skits!"
[09:54] Fur
    Birth!
[09:56] Fur
    What's wrong?
[09:57] Fur
    Huh? Are you okay?
[10:00] Kar
    I-I'm giving birth!
[10:02] Fur
    I know! The Lamaze Technique!
[10:15] Kar
    Oxygen is delicious!
[10:18] Nat
    Why did you take the surrealist route?
[10:20] Fur
    What do you think?
[10:20] Nat
    I'm not sure what to say.
[10:23] Nat
    That reminds me, Furuishi...
[10:25] Fur
    It's Furuhashi!
[10:27] Nat
    So your first name's Ai, is it?
[10:29] Nat
    I never knew!
[10:32] Fur
    We spent three years in middle
    school together, didn't we?!
[10:37] Sak
    And with that...
[10:38] Cla
    ...Chronicles of the Going Home Club...
[10:40] Bot
    ...has completed all twelve episodes.
[10:41] All
    Thank you for watchi—
[10:42] Nat
    It's not over yet!
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery
SIGN    All that still remains of the Going Home Club's lost dreams is the summer grass
SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club
SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Iizuka
SIGN    Student Council Room
SIGN    Student Council President
[11:11] Rei
    What?
[11:12] Rei
    I get another appearance?!
SIGN    Record 44
SIGN    Complacency
[11:15] Rei
    But I thought last week
    was the final episode...
[11:18] Kan
    President! Urgent news!
SIGN    Student Council Secretary, 2nd year
    
    Kaneda Masao
[11:20] Rei
    Is it about the Soccer Club
    and the Baseball Club?
SIGN    Record 45
SIGN    The Perfect Equal
[11:23] Kan
    You already know about it?
[11:25] Rei
    Don't worry. I've already taken
    measures to deal with it.
SIGN    Student Council President: 3rd Year
    Takakado Reina
    Special Ability: Handbook Bind
[11:28] Kan
    What do you mean?
[11:31] Rei
    I've sent the vice president to the scene.
[11:33] Kan
    Iizuka-san?!
[11:35] Aza
    The animators got complacent and forgot
    to design the secretary, Kaneda-kun.
[11:44] Sak
    The Student Council Vice
    President, Iizuka Kouhei.
SIGN    Student Council
    Vice President: 3rd Year
     Iizuka Kouhei
[11:48] Sak
    They call him a romantic... an idealist.
[11:53] Nat
    So he has an alias, too...
[11:55] Sak
    His ability is "The Perfect Equal."
SIGN    The Perfect Equal
SIGN    The Perfect Equal
[11:59] Nat
    Another one with superpowers?!
[12:01] Kar
    What kind of ability is "The Perfect Equal"?
[12:05] Bot
    From what I've heard, it ensures lunch
    portions are served out equally.
[12:09] Nat
    What's the point of that?!
[12:11] Sak
    Plus, our school doesn't
    even have lunch service.
[12:14] Cla
    In other words, his ability
    is useless garbage, right?
[12:19] Nat
    I think that's a little too harsh.
SIGN    Record 46
SIGN    Animal Sounds
[12:23] Sak
    Speaking of aliases...
[12:24] Sak
    We call dogs "bow-wows" so why
    don't we call cats "meow-meows"?
[12:29] Bot
    That's less an alias and more of a label.
[12:32] Kar
    That's true.
[12:34] Kar
    It's the same with Malay Tapirs.
[12:36] Kar
    Ta...
[12:38] Nat
    Why did you bring up an animal when
    you don't know what sound it makes?!
[12:42] Cla
    We could call Parrots
    "Pollywannacracker-chan," too.
[12:45] Par
    Good morning!
[12:47] Nat
    Now we're just talking about
    things that don't matter!
[12:50] Bot
    And a whip-poor-will should be
    called "Whip-poor-will-chan"!
[12:52] Nat
    That's the same thing!
[12:53] Nat
    You people are real idiots!
SIGN    Record 47
SIGN    Map
[12:58] Kar
    We still haven't reached that cute
    sundries shop we saw on the internet?
[13:02] Sak
    According to the map,
    it should be in this area...
[13:05] Nat
    Knowing Sakura-senpai,
[13:07] Nat
    she probably brought a
    map of the world by mistake.
[13:10] Nat
    That's not the punchline here, is it?
SIGN    Map of the Galaxy
[13:16] Nat
    The scale's way too big!
[13:18] Aza
    You are currently... here!
[13:21] Nat
    I can barely even tell
    where our solar system is!
SIGN    Record 48
SIGN    Taste of the Commoners
[13:24] Cla
    Well, shall we stop by the convenience
    store, and then head to the park?
[13:33] Aza
    You can do it!
[13:40] Kar
    Claire-senpai! Look at this!
[13:43] Kar
    This is the most delicious
    part of the ice cream!
[13:48] Cla
    May I try it?
[13:50] Kar
    Yes!
SIGN    Ice Cream
[13:58] Cla
    So this is the taste of the commoners?
[14:00] Nat
    That overjoyed reaction just shows
[14:01] Nat
    how big the gap is between
    you and the commoners.
SIGN    Record 49
SIGN    Heroic Tale
[14:07] Bot
    I did have one of those before.
[14:09] Bot
    There were these guys
    who wanted to get rid of me
[14:12] Bot
    before I could learn Hagitsuki-ryuu.
[14:14] Nat
    That sounds awfully savage.
[14:18] Bot
    I was about three years old.
[14:20] Bot
    They used a sniper rifle
    to shoot me in the chest.
[14:23] Nat
    That's a major incident out of the blue!
[14:29] Bot
    I was such a novice.
[14:31] Bot
    I didn't even notice the
    sniper one kilometer away.
[14:34] Bot
    Of course, now, I'd spot him immediately.
[14:36] Nat
    You sound embarrassed about your past,
[14:39] Nat
    but it's scarier that you notice them at all!
[14:40] Kar
    B-But you were shot in the chest...
[14:44] Kar
    Does that mean you died when
    you were a child, Botan-senpai?!
[14:48] Cla
    Karin-san, calm down.
[14:50] Cla
    The fact that she's here with us now
    proves that she survived being shot.
[14:55] Nat
    But, how did you survive?
[14:58] Bot
    I happened to be carrying
    something in my chest region.
[15:02] Bot
    It blocked the bullet.
[15:04] Sak
    Wow! Just like in the movies!
[15:07] Bot
    Yes. I got it from my parents.
[15:10] Bot
    My ribcage!
[15:13] Nat
    You can't block a bullet like that!
[15:17] Bot
    I've been waiting for this moment.
[15:19] Bot
    It's time to settle this once and for all.
[15:23] Bot
    Bear!
[15:26] Nat
    Um...
SIGN    Record 50
SIGN    What if the Person Inside the
    Four Bear Kings Costume in the
    Spirit World was a Super Feminayan?
[15:28] Nat
    What's going on?
SIGN    Four Bear Kings: Polar Bear
[15:33] Bear
    He is the strongest of the Four Bear Kings.
[15:39] Bear
    Do you really think you can beat me?
[15:46] Bot
    It can't be...
[15:48] Bot
    You mean...
[15:49] Bot
    It was you...
[15:52] Bot
    Karin?!
[15:53] Bot
    What's going on here?
[15:55] Kar
    I am of a race that can
    alter its contents at will.
[15:58] Bear
    The Costume Bear!
[16:01] Kar
    And you're wide open...
[16:02] Kar
    Botan-senpai!
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    Femi...
SIGN    Cute
[16:14] ---
    ...nine...
SIGN    Cute
[16:16] ---
    ap...
SIGN    Cute
[16:18] ---
    ...peal!
SIGN    Cute
[16:19] Bot
    Her feminine appeal is overwhelming...
SIGN    Cute
[16:22] Bot
    I can't beat her.
[16:24] Cla
    Naturally!
[16:25] Sak
    The Four Bear Kings are a
    force to be reckoned with!
[16:27] Nat
    But...
[16:28] Nat
    This doesn't even make any sense!
SIGN    Record 51: A Song That's Not
    Even Vaguely Remembered
[16:40] Cla
    Look, everyone. This is
    the famous Moldau River.
[16:44] Kar
    It's so big!
[16:46] Bot
    Speaking of which, Sakura...
[16:48] Bot
    You sang "Die Moldau" in your
    middle school choir, right?
[16:52] Sak
    That's right!
[16:53] Bot
    Well, since we're here now,
    why don't you sing it?
[16:56] Kar
    I'd like to hear it!
[16:58] Kar
    Please sing it in German!
[17:00] Sak
    In... In German?
[17:02] Kar
    Yes! Please!
[17:16] Kar
    That's "Demon King," Sakura-senpai!
[17:18] Kar
    I want to hear "Die Moldau"!
[17:23] Kar
    Not "Demon King!"
    "Die Moldau," please!
[17:34] Cla
    You never sang "Die Moldau," did you?
[17:38] Sak
    Father!
[17:40] Nat
    That's not your father!
SIGN    Going Home Club Explains: What is "Die Moldau"?
[17:42] Aza
    By the way,
[17:43] Aza
    "Die Moldau" is actually
    one part of a longer work
[17:46] Aza
    by a Czech composer named Smetana,
     arranged for choruses to sing.
[17:49] Aza
    The lyrics we sing were added by the Japanese.
[17:52] Nat
    So when you sang it in middle
    school, it was in Japanese?!
[17:55] Sak
    I'm sorry!
SIGN    Record 52
SIGN    You Fed the Cute Girls Too Much
[17:58] Cla
    Karin-san. Here's your drink.
[18:01] Cla
    I didn't want you to hurt your
    hands, so I opened it first.
[18:05] Cla
    I've also turned in your handouts for
    the day, so don't worry about that.
[18:09] Cla
    Then, I filled your mechanical
    pencil with lead,
[18:12] Cla
    and I put an extra pink eraser
    in your locker for you.
[18:15] Cla
    Do you have a handkerchief
    and pocket tissues?
[18:17] Cla
    Also, I went to the restroom for you.
[18:18] Nat
    I know this is your usual routine, but...
[18:22] Nat
    don't you think you're spoiling
    her a little too much?
[18:24] Cla
    Oh, no, I don't fink fo!
[18:29] Cla
    Goo!
[18:31] Nat
    That would never happen!
SIGN    Record 53: "How to Draw" Song
[18:36] Sak
    I thought up a "How to
    Draw Natsuki-chan" song!
[18:38] Nat
    Huh?
[18:39] Sak
    The crescent moon rises high in the sky!
[18:45] Nat
    That's it?!
SIGN    Record 54
SIGN    Cute
[18:49] Ann
    For winning the title of MVP,
[18:51] Ann
    Cristiano Messi will be awarded
    a top-of-the-line sports car.
[18:56] Kar
    Wow!
[18:56] Kar
    Soccer players drive big cars, huh?
SIGN    Record 55: The "How to Draw Sakura-chan" Song
[19:05] Sak
    I thought up a "How to
    Draw Sakura-chan" song!
[19:08] Sak
    Then, I'll draw it now!
[19:09] Sak
    But there's something you need first.
[19:11] Sak
    A mental image.
[19:13] Sak
    A mental image of what
    you're drawing is essential.
[19:15] Bot
    This looks like it's gonna take
    a while. Better fast-forward.
[19:15] Sak
    Understand? When it's time to draw—
SIGN    Fast Forward
SIGN    Fast Forward
SIGN    Fast Forward
SIGN    Pause
SIGN    Play
[19:23] Sak
    And just like that, you've got Sakura-chan!
[19:26] Nat
    Don't fast-forward through
    the drawing process!
[19:28] Girls
    Yeah, right! Yeah, right! Yeah, right!
[19:30] Nar
    Somewhere, hidden from the eyes of men,
[19:32] Nar
    there is a merciless underworld
    organization that trains skilled Retorters.
[19:39] Nar
    It is called:
SIGN    Record 56: The Retorters' Pit
[19:41] Nar
    The Retorters' Pit
[19:42] Nat
    That doesn't exist!
SIGN    Record 57
SIGN    Important Announcement
[19:48] Sak
    I now have two important announcements!
[19:48] Sak
    One, two!
[19:51] Sak
    The first concerns the cat that's been
    hanging around the school grounds.
[19:54] Sak
    That cat just had kittens
    behind the school building.
[19:58] Kar
    I thought she was looking
    chubby recently!
[20:01] Kar
    So she became a mom!
[20:03] Bot
    Okay! Let's go see!
[20:05] Cla
    I'm sure they're all as cute as Karin-san.
[20:09] Kar
    I want to go see them!
[20:11] Sak
    Okay! Let's go see them now!
[20:13] Nat
    W-Wait a minute! Before we do that...
[20:17] Nat
    What's the other important announcement?
[20:23] Sak
    Oh.
[20:24] Sak
    It's that there are only 60 seconds
    until the end of the series.
[20:31] Bot
    You decided to bring this up now?
[20:33] Cla
    Just fifty-four seconds remaining...
[20:34] Cla
    We only have time for one more joke.
[20:37] Nat
    We can't bomb the final punchline.
[20:40] Kar
    I want to see the kittens!
[20:44] Nat
    What? It's mine? What awful timing!
[20:48] Kar
    Nat-chan, did you change your ringtone?!
[20:49] Sak
    That's not the part you
    should be concerned with!
[20:51] Nat
    Furuhashi, sorry!
[20:52] Nat
    I'm a little occupied right now!
SIGN    Furuhashi Ai
[20:55] Fur
    Natsukinov... You got my name
    right for the first time.
[20:59] Nat
    Huh? Wait, anyway...
[21:01] Nat
    What do you want?
[21:03] Fur
    I realized I keep forgetting to tell you.
[21:07] Fur
    And given the occasion,
    I thought I should tell you now...
[21:11] Fur
    You remember how I wasn't
    sure if I should join
[21:15] Fur
    the Tennis Club or the
    Hundred Poems Club?
[21:19] Fur
    The truth is...
[21:21] Fur
    I joined the Volleyball Club.
[21:22] Nat
    Who cares about that?!
[21:24] Nat
    We're out of time!
[21:24] Aza
    Three... Two... One.
[22:59] Sak
    Oh, well. I wish we could
    have made it to Record 100.
[23:03] Nat
    That would've been impossible
    in the time we had.
[23:07] Bot
    We could've done a skit every 45 frames.
[23:11] Bot
    That'd make it possible, right?
[23:12] Nat
    My retorts couldn't keep
    up with that speed.
[23:16] Cla
    We didn't get to do a final joke.
[23:18] Cla
    We would have done better just showing
    cute pictures of Karin-san the whole time.
[23:23] Nat
    You never change, do you?
[23:28] Nat
    Karin?
[23:32] Kar
    The first evening star!
[23:49] Cla
    What?
[23:50] Bot
    It's moving, isn't it?
[23:51] Nat
    Um...
[23:53] Sak
    That's an airplane.
[23:56] Nat
    Well, that ruined everything...
SIGN    The End.