Season 1 E1 - Go-Home Club Applicants \ Life is Short; Go Home, Young Lady \ Beware of Hagizuki-ryuu Practitioners \ Extravagant Youth: Priceless Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Nar     Hooded seals live in the Arctic. [00:14] Nar     Did you all know [00:16] Nar     that the hooded seal's lactation     period is about four days? [00:19] Nar     They say that's the     shortest of any mammal. [00:22] Nar     But setting that aside... [00:27] Natsu     Japan is currently in the height of spring. [00:29] Natsu     As a rain of pollen tickles my nasal membranes, [00:32] Natsu     I, Andou Natsuki, have officially     become a high school student. SIGN    Wrestling Club [00:37] Natsu     Today is club recruiting day. SIGN    Let's ride horses! [00:40] Natsu     High school is amazing!     There are so many different clubs! [00:55] Sakura     H... H... Help me up... [00:58] Natsu     I guess spring also brings along     some things I don't understand. [01:03] Aza     Stray seal! [01:08] Natsu     What was that all about? [01:10] Furu     Hey, Nattsun! [01:14] Natsu     Um... Who are you? [01:17] Furu     I'm Furuhashi! Furuhashi! [01:18] ---     We went to middle school together! [01:20] Aza     This happens a lot! [01:22] Furu     Nattsun, your jokes are really too much. [01:24] Natsu     I thought I told you to stop calling me     that once we were in high school. [01:27] Furu     Well? Have you picked     your club yet, Nattsun? [01:30] Natsu     Are you sticking with the Tennis Club? [01:34] Furu     Hmm... But doing the same     thing as in middle school [01:37] ---     wouldn't be very exciting. [01:40] Furu     Maybe I should be bold and     try the Hundred Poems Club! [01:43] Natsu     Huh? [01:44] Furu     Look! It's even the same arm motion. [01:44] Aza     As friends and strangers come and go... [01:47] Natsu     I don't know if it's wise to     join a club based on that. [01:47] Aza     Fault. [01:50] Natsu     I don't like dealing with the     hierarchies in clubs, anyway. [01:54] Natsu     Maybe I should join the Going Home Club. [01:56] Karin     Really? Andou-san, you're joining     the Going Home Club, too? [02:00] Natsu     Um... you're Touno-san, right? [02:03] Karin     Yeah! I'm Touno Karin.     It's nice to meet you! [02:06] Karin     But I'm so glad. [02:08] ---     I thought I would be the only one     joining the Going Home Club. [02:11] Natsu     No, I really doubt that... [02:15] Natsu     Furuhashi, you could join     the Going Home Club— [02:16] Karin     What?! No, I've got my Hundred Poems Club! [02:20] Natsu     Wasn't that just some idea you had? [02:22] Furu     Oh, right. I should go there     and observe, or something. [02:25] ---     That's right, that's right... [02:27] Karin     Observe? [02:29] Natsu     Well, why don't we do the same? [02:32] Natsu     Observe the Going Home Club! Yeah, right. [02:34] Karin     Sure, let's go! [02:37] Natsu     Huh? What? [02:40] Natsu     No, the Going Home Club isn't... [02:44] Natsu     a... [02:45] Natsu     real... [02:46] Natsu     club... SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Now Recruiting SIGN    Going Home Club [02:51] Natsu     It is real! [04:24] Natsu     Wait a minute. [04:25] Natsu     Why does the Going Home Club     have its own club room?! [04:27] Natsu     That's taking "anything goes" too far! [04:29] Karin     It's amazing, isn't it? [04:33] Sakura     Come in! [04:34] Natsu     Have a little doubt here... SIGN    Record 1 SIGN    Going Home Club Applicants [04:41] Karin     Excuse us! [04:43] Sakura     Your membership is approved! [04:45] Natsu     That was fast! [04:46] Botan     But you're applying for membership, right? [04:48] Karin     Yes! [04:49] Natsu     I'm not really... [04:51] Claire     I'm so happy. What might your names be? [04:55] Karin     I'm Touno Karin! [04:57] Natsu     I'm Andou Natsuki. [04:59] Sakura     Karin-chan and Natsuki-chan, then! [05:02] Sakura     Right! Let me introduce the crazy     members of the Going Home Club! [05:06] Natsu     What?! The members are crazy?! SIGN    Sixteenth heir to the ancient     Hagitsuki-ryuu martial arts style [05:09] Sakura     Sixteenth heir to the ancient     Hagitsuki-ryuu martial arts style, [05:13] ---     Oohagi Botan-chan. [05:15] Botan     Let's fight bears together! [05:17] Natsu     What?! She's exceptional! SIGN    Daughter of the head of the Kokonoe Corporation [05:19] Sakura     Daughter of the head of     the Kokonoe Corporation, [05:23] ---     Kokonoe Claire-chan! [05:26] Claire     If we get any more members,     we'll have to hire a maid. [05:29] Natsu     What?! She's exceptional, too! [05:31] Sakura     And I am the Going Home Club's president, [05:33] ---     proud bearer of type A blood,     born under the sign of Taurus... [05:39] Sakura     Doumyouji Sakura! SIGN    Name: Doumyouji Sakura     Blood Type: A     Sign: Taurus     Height: 163cm     Weight: Secret [05:41] Sakura     Heir to my grandmother's     sewing scissors! SIGN    Normal Person [05:46] Natsu     That means you're just     an ordinary person! [05:50] Natsu     L-Look. [05:51] Natsu     I appreciate the introductions, [05:54] ---     but I'm not actually interested     in joining your club... [05:59] Natsu     So can I go home now? [06:01] Sakura     You... [06:04] Sakura     You're incredible! [06:06] Sakura     You want to go home right away... [06:09] Sakura     You have incredible     Going Home Spirit within you! [06:13] ---     Huh? [06:14] Claire     That's right! [06:15] ---     We must order dresses for     the two of you right away! [06:18] ---     Huh? W-Wait! [06:20] Botan     We've got some real     Uber Loogies among us now. [06:22] Natsu     If you're talking about     an impressive newcomer, [06:24] ---     the term is "Super Rookie"! [06:27] Sakura     We've got two spirited     first-years joining us! [06:30] ---     This should be a lot of fun! [06:33] Sa/Bo/Cl     Welcome to the Going Home Club! [06:41] Natsu     It's too soon for the ending theme! SIGN    Record 2 SIGN    Life is Short; Go Home, Young Lady [06:49] Furu     So you ended up joining the     Going Home Club yesterday! [06:52] Natsu     This is no laughing matter. [06:54] Furu     But it's so funny, Nattsu— [06:56] Furu     Uh, I mean, um, Natsukichi? [06:58] Natsu     You don't have to invent a new     nickname for me, Furukawa. [07:03] Furu     It's Furuhashi. [07:05] Natsu     Anyway, they told me to start     coming officially, today. [07:09] Natsu     What am I gonna do? [07:12] Furu     Well, it looks like     not going isn't an option. [07:24] Karin     Hey, Andou-san. [07:26] Natsu     You can call me Natsuki.     And I'll call you Karin. [07:29] Karin     Really? Then can I call you Nat-chan? [07:32] Natsu     Sure, fine with me. [07:36] Natsu     So, what is it? [07:37] Karin     Nat-chan. [07:41] Karin     Nat-chan... [07:45] Karin     Nat-chan... SIGN    Blush [07:48] Natsu     Um... [07:50] Karin     Oh, that's right. [07:52] ---     Nat-chan, what do you think they     do in the Going Home Club? [07:56] Natsu     You don't know?! [07:58] Natsu     That's what I wanted to ask! [08:00] ---     And what made you want to join [08:02] ---     if you don't even know what they do? [08:04] Karin     What? Well, it was during     club recruiting day... SIGN    Stand Up!     Going Home Club     Now Recruiting! [08:10] (Flashback) Aza     Stand! Stand up! [08:18] Karin     This is it! [08:19] Natsu     What is it?! [08:20] Natsu     What about that made you     want to join their club?! [08:23] Natsu     And they were recruiting people with that?! [08:26] Natsu     I want to go home already. [08:28] Karin     That's a Super Rookie for you! [08:30] Natsu     Shut up already. [08:32] Karin     It's okay, Nat-chan. [08:34] ---     If you ask our senpai in Japanese, [08:36] ---     I'm sure they'll tell you what     the Going Home Club does. [08:39] Natsu     Well, yes, that's probably true... [08:43] Natsu     But it didn't occur to me that I had     a language choice besides Japanese. SIGN    Also known as brush seal [08:48] Aza     Mohawk Seal! SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Seal          Going Home Club [08:52] Natsu     Excuse me. [08:53] Sakura     The first-years are here! [08:55] Claire     Welcome! [08:56] Botan     I've got controllers ready for you. [08:58] Sakura     Oh, that's right. Chairs, chairs! [09:01] Natsu     Um, Doumyouji-senpai... [09:03] Sakura     Take no great pains.     Prithee call me Sakura. [09:06] Natsu     Okay, Sakura-senpai— [09:08] Sakura     Aye, come nearer. [09:11] Natsu     Sakura-senpai, why are you     using such old-timey language? [09:14] Botan     Probably because sixth period     was classic literature. [09:17] Natsu     She's so easily influenced! [09:18] Karin     Nat-chan. You wanted to ask     something else, remember? [09:21] ---     Oh, yeah. [09:23] Natsu     Sakura-senpai. [09:25] Natsu     What exactly does the Going Home Club do? [09:36] Sakura     We have fun! [09:39] Natsu     I told you, it's too soon! [09:41] ---     How desperate are you to end the show?! [09:44] Sakura     If you do nothing, your youth     will pass by in an instant. SIGN    °Based on the creator's personal experience. [09:48] Sakura     That is why we formed the Going Home Club, [09:50] ---     to enjoy ourselves as much as possible [09:52] ---     after school and on the way home. [09:55] Claire     Is that what it was? [09:57] Natsu     Not even your own members knew?! [10:00] Sakura     We want to do things that are fun,     but that one shouldn't do. [10:03] Natsu     Do things it's okay to do! [10:06] Sakura     But today, we're going to do     something it's okay to do. [10:09] Sakura     Botan-chan! Claire-chan! [10:11] Natsu     What are you going to do? [10:14] Claire     We're going to the park     to feed the pigeons. [10:17] Sakura     Feeding the pigeons! [10:19] Botan     Project Code... [10:20] ---     MANNA! [10:21] Natsu     It doesn't need a title that cool! [10:30] Natsu     Feeding the pigeons?     What are they, little kids? [10:34] Botan     There! [10:49] Sakura     It's so fun! [10:54] Sakura     Yeah! He took it! [10:56] Sakura     Come on, little guy! It's tasty! [11:04] Natsu     I guess... it might be kind of fun. SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery SIGN    We took this photo of the Going Home Club in action. Who provides whose voice? SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club [11:43] Natsu     Just open it normally! SIGN    Record 3 SIGN    Beware of Hagitsuki-ryuu Practitioners [11:50] Sakura     So, that was Botan-chan's demonstration     of Hagitsuki-ryuu martial arts! [11:59] Natsu     I'm impressed that you can cut it [12:01] ---     so cleanly with just your bare hand. [12:03] Botan     To be precise, I'm not     cutting it with my hand. [12:07] Botan     By moving my hand very quickly, [12:08] ---     I create a momentary vacuum in the air. [12:11] ---     That's what cuts it. [12:14] Botan     It's the same principle as the kamaitachi. [12:16] Natsu     There it is! A manga explanation! [12:18] Botan     It's a closely guarded family     secret, so don't tell anyone. [12:21] Natsu     What?! You're taking a closely     guarded secret pretty lightly! [12:26] Karin     But Botan-senpai really     is strong, isn't she? [12:29] Claire     Yes. She's had many heroic     exploits, as well. [12:32] Sakura     Especially her "Bear Tour" last summer. [12:35] Sakura     That was really scary! [12:39] Natsu     What kind of ominous-sounding tour is that? [12:42] Sakura     Botan-chan kept us up to date     with very detailed emails... SIGN    July 28th [12:46] Botan     July 28th. [12:49] Botan     I'm fighting a brown bear in Hokkaido. [12:51] Natsu     I knew it! [12:52] ---     Why would you do something like that?! [12:55] Botan     I heard that the brown     bear was the strongest [12:57] ---     wild animal in Japan. [12:58] ---     So I didn't have a choice. [13:00] Natsu     Yes, you did! [13:01] ---     And your reason doesn't have a shred     of high school girlishness in it! [13:08] Botan     The match was decided swiftly. [13:10] (Flashback) Botan     Was that all? [13:11] Botan     I was left with only disappointment. [13:13] Natsu     You beat it?! [13:15] (Flashback) Botan     I beat the brown bear! [13:16] (Flashback) ---     But I'm bummed by how weak it was. [13:19] (Flashback) ---     Its punches looked like     they weren't even moving. [13:20] (Flashback) ---     Teehee. [13:21] Natsu     It's a little late to bring out the [13:23] ---     high school girl mannerisms in your emails! [13:26] (Flashback) Botan     And, send! [13:27] (Flashback) Bear     Don't get cocky...     just because you beat me... [13:31] (Flashback) Bear     In Alaska, there dwells a bear     far more powerful than I... [13:36] Botan     I felt as if the downed     bear was speaking to me. [13:39] Natsu     No! It absolutely was     not speaking to you! [13:47] (Flashback) Grizzly     So, the brown bear was defeated. [13:50] (Flashback) Polar     But he was the weakest of     us Four Bear Kings, so— [13:53] Natsu     That didn't happen! I know it didn't! [13:57] Claire     July 30th, Alaska. [13:59] Natsu     You flew to America?! [14:03] Botan     I found a grizzly in the forest. [14:07] Botan     Truly, he was a full size     larger than the brown bear. [14:13] [Messenger] Sign     From: Oohagi Botan     Subject: America Now [14:14] Botan     "I'm in America right now! [14:16] ---     I'm shocked by how big     American hamburgers are! [14:19] ---     I'm so stuffed!" [14:22] Natsu     All you did was enjoy your first trip to America! [14:25] Claire     "And then I beat the bear." [14:26] Natsu     The bear doesn't even     matter anymore, does it?! [14:30] Botan     After defeating the grizzly, I realized... [14:33] ---     Now that I'd come this far,     I had to take on a polar bear. [14:36] Natsu     Why?! [14:39] Botan     Bears get bigger and stronger     the further north you go. [14:43] Botan     And I'd started feeling like I     was playing a fighting game. [14:46] Natsu     She's got game brain... SIGN    BOOM [14:50] Botan     July 31st. [14:52] ---     I beat the polar bear, as well. [14:54] Natsu     You did it?! [14:56] Sakura     She beat the strongest bear [14:58] ---     and we all assumed it was over. [15:00] ---     But there was still more to come. [15:03] ---     About a month later... [15:06] Botan     I read my cell phone bill and fell to pieces. [15:10] Natsu     It's because you used your     cell phone so much overseas! [15:13] Botan     It seems it wasn't bears I     should have been fighting. [15:16] ---     It was the system! [15:19] Botan     The system known as rate structure! SIGN    Rate structure [15:21] Natsu     Just fix your rate plan and your lifestyle! [15:25] Claire     There were lots of others     besides the bears. [15:28] Claire     She beat a great white shark     in the ocean near Japan, [15:31] ---     beat an elephant in Africa, [15:34] ---     played with a squirrel at     Tsurugaoka Hachiman Shrine, [15:37] ---     beat a cobra in India... [15:39] Natsu     I think a Kamakura vacation memory got [15:41] ---     mixed up in there somewhere. [15:44] Sakura     She also beat the Demon     King with just the SIGN    You beat the Demon King! [15:47] ---     Hero and no orbs of light! [15:49] Sakura     And she beat the hardest final boss     without taking any damage. [15:52] Sakura     There's just no end to     her heroic exploits. [15:54] Natsu     Those last two were just     challenge run stories! [15:57] ---     That's how you end up with game brain! [15:59] Sakura     The point that I want to instill [16:01] ---     in you first-years as     club president is that [16:04] ---     Botan can only do these things because     she received special training. [16:08] ---     Ordinary people shouldn't try to mimic her! [16:11] Karin     Okay. [16:12] Natsu     I've never heard a more     unnecessary warning in my life. [16:15] Botan     That's right! [16:16] ---     Now that we have new club members, [16:18] ---     why don't you come fight     bears with me for real? [16:23] Sakura     We're going to that new crepe stand today. [16:27] Ara     Let it go. [16:32] Sakura     Umm... I was sure it was in this area... [16:36] Natsu     Oh, is that it there? [16:44] Botan     A bear! [16:45] Sakura     Stop it. [16:51] Sakura     Sorry for the wait! [16:54] Karin     Sakura-senpai, your crepe is so big! [16:57] Botan     Can you really finish all that? [17:00] Sakura     Eh? Where's Natsuki-chan? [17:02] Claire     I believe she went to the powder room. [17:28] Botan     What's wrong? That was a strange noise. [17:31] Karin     The truth is... SIGN    School Store [17:33] ---     at lunch, I went to the school store with Nat-chan... [17:38] Karin     But they were sold out of erasers. [17:41] Sakura     The school store can sell out of erasers? [17:44] Karin     Yes... [17:45] Natsu     Well, they actually did have some. [17:47] Natsu     A whole display of them. SIGN    Nothing Comes Together As It Should [17:48] Sakura     Huh? [17:49] Natsu     But Karin didn't want one     unless it was in a pink case. [17:55] Karin     I couldn't erase at all during     my afternoon classes. [17:58] Natsu     Just compromise and buy one! [18:00] Claire     That's tough. [18:03] ---     Let's go buy you a stationery store later. [18:09] Natsu     Buy a store?! SIGN    Record 4 SIGN    Extravagant Youth: Priceless [18:16] Sakura     Well, it can't be helped. [18:17] ---     Claire-chan is the daughter of the     Kokonoe Corporation, after all. [18:20] ---     Her money sense is a little     different from a normal person's. [18:24] Natsu     That's more than "a little" different! [18:26] Natsu     Buying a store at the drop of a hat [18:27] ---     is like "real-life sugoroku with actual     trains" level of money sense! [18:30] Aza     I just bought the whole store! [18:32] Sakura     Claire-chan doesn't feel any sense of loss [18:35] ---     when she spends money. [18:37] Natsu     What are you talking about? [18:39] Sakura     You know how when we turn on the faucet, [18:43] ---     as much water comes out as we want? [18:45] Natsu     Yeah... [18:46] Sakura     That's how money is for her. [18:49] Natsu     So she literally goes     through money like water? [18:52] Sakura     Her speech and behavior have     always been extravagant. [18:56] Sakura     She can summon a helicopter     with the slightest gesture. [18:59] Sakura     Or reserve an entire family restaurant. [19:06] Claire     My. Is that so? [19:11] Natsu     Why did you get so many     frames just now?! [19:14] Claire     What? I wasn't even thinking about it. [19:16] Natsu     Try to avoid excessive movement! [19:18] ---     This show is limited to *** frames! [19:22] Sakura     This is what you call a true rich girl. [19:24] Natsu     President, you saw right through it! [19:27] Natsu     What? Everything's gone white... [19:29] Botan     I guess the effects are showing. [19:30] Aza     The seal is white, too. [19:32] Sakura     These are the storyboards! [19:34] Aza     This is the linework! [19:38] Botan     But Claire's really living     life on easy mode, huh? [19:42] Botan     You've always been able to get     whatever you wanted, right? [19:47] Claire     Actually, it's more that by the     time I realize I want something, [19:50] ---     I already have it. [19:52] Natsu     She's on full auto mode!     This is just like a crap game! [19:57] Sakura     Hey, Natsuki-chan! [19:59] ---     Be careful about making statements     that could be construed [20:01] ---     as calling movie-heavy games crap! [20:02] Natsuki     I didn't say anything like that! [20:04] ---     Why are you being so oversensitive?! [20:07] Aza     Missile seal! [20:09] Sakura     Setting that aside,     you may be wondering why [20:12] ---     such a rich girl would attend     a school for normal people. [20:15] Sakura     It's because Claire-chan     has always longed for [20:18] ---     a normal high school life. [20:20] Natsu     I don't know if that's possible     in a club like this. [20:23] Claire     It was my dream to walk     home from school and attend [20:26] ---     balls with my friends like a normal person. [20:28] Natsu     In what dimension is that normal? [20:30] Claire     What? Was I wrong? [20:32] Sakura     Well, that's the shape of it. [20:34] ---     Natsuki-chan, Karin-chan. [20:36] Sakura     You're both senpai when it     comes to being commoners, [20:39] ---     so show her the ropes. [20:40] Karin     Okay! Just leave it to me! [20:43] Karin     Claire-senpai, did you know about this? [20:45] ---     The most delicious part of the ice cream [20:47] ---     is not the ice cream itself, [20:49] ---     but the part that gets stuck to the lid! [20:51] Claire     Oh, really? [20:53] Natsu     That's not a "commoner"     thought, it's a child's thought! [20:57] Claire     Ice cream... [21:00] ---     comes with lids? [21:03] Sakura     Okay! Today... [21:05] Sakura     We will buy ice cream from     the convenience store! SIGN    Convenience Store SIGN    Ice cream in a cup really is the best. [22:41] ---     This is the way to go. [22:43] Natsu     Buy ice cream in a cup! SIGN    Preview [22:47] ---     Natsuki here! [22:48] ---     I heard giant anteaters give birth standing up. [22:51] ---     Spawning standing up?! [22:53] ---     Next time, Record 5: The Cuckoo     Isn't Singing. It Appears to Be Dead. [22:58] ---     And more! E2 - If the Cuckoo won't sing, it's probably dead \ Girl Power Overdrive \ Social Mixer Training Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Karin     "If the cuckoo won't sing,     I'll make it sing." [00:09] Karin     Senpai, do you know that poem? [00:11] Sakura     Sure I do. [00:14] Botan     From the cuckoo poems that were written [00:15] ---     to describe the personalities of     the Three Great Unifiers, right? [00:19] Sakura     "I'll make it sing" was Hideyoshi, wasn't it? [00:21] Claire     But what brought this up? [00:28] Karin     They already know about them... [00:30] Natsuki     Hey, Senpai! [00:31] ---     Karin just learned that today,     and she was really impressed! [00:34] ---     Try to read the mood! [02:08] Nar     "If the cuckoo won't sing, I'll kill it." [02:12] Nar     "If the cuckoo won't sing,     I'll make it sing." [02:16] Nar     "If the cuckoo won't sing,     I'll wait until it sings." [02:22] Nar     From these poems, [02:23] ---     we can determine that Nobunaga was crazy, [02:26] ---     Hideyoshi was normal and boring, [02:28] ---     and Ieyasu was lazy. [02:33] Aza     It's not like they composed     the poems themselves... SIGN    Record 5 SIGN    The Cuckoo Isn't Singing.      It Appears to be Dead [02:42] Natsuki     The subject just came up in class today. [02:47] Claire     What? But doesn't first year Social     Studies only cover world history? [02:51] ---     Why were you talking about     generals of the Warring States? [02:53] Natsuki     No, it wasn't in Social     Studies. It was in Math. [02:58] Botan     That happens a lot. [03:00] Sakura     Maybe the teacher's original ambition [03:03] ---     to go into humanities showed up there. [03:06] Claire     I guess he made a bit of a life mistake. [03:08] Natsuki     Huh?! [03:10] Botan     That happens a lot. [03:13] Karin     But I was really impressed. [03:16] ---     I thought, if all the generals     had poems like that, [03:19] ---     it'd be easier for someone who's bad     at history to memorize things. [03:24] Sakura     I see! Then, I'll come up with one for you! [03:27] Sakura     "The cuckoo looks good in an eye patch." [03:33] Sakura     From this poem, you can determine [03:35] ---     that Masamune really loved eye patches. [03:38] Natsuki     Masamune loved himself, then! [03:40] ---     Also, that's a little too random! [03:43] Botan     I bet Masamune wouldn't take any damage [03:45] ---     unless his eye patch was destroyed first. [03:48] Natsuki     What are you talking about?! [03:52] Natsuki     You don't have to take notes! [03:54] Karin     Hey, yeah! [03:55] ---     Now I can take Geography next year     instead of Japanese History. [03:58] Natsuki     That's not the answer! [04:00] ---     That info won't help you,     even in Japanese History! SIGN    One-Eyed Seal [04:03] Aza     I'm Date! [04:06] Claire     By the way, what would you do     in that situation, Karin-san? [04:09] Karin     What? In what situation? [04:12] Claire     You just got a cuckoo, but it won't sing. [04:14] ---     What would you do? [04:19] Karin     Let me see... [04:22] Karin     If the cuckoo won't sing... SIGN    Bam [04:26] Karin     I-I have to take it to a hospital     because it might be sick! SIGN    Deliberation SIGN    Cute SIGN    Huh?! [04:35] Natsuki     What?! [04:38] Claire     I want you to be my little sister. [04:40] Natsuki     Why do your eyes look so serious?! [04:42] Claire     Because I mean it. [04:43] Natsuki     You meant that?! [04:45] Sakura     Then, what would you do, Natsuki-chan? [04:47] Natsuki     What? Me? [04:52] Natsuki     Uh, let me see... [04:57] Natsuki     If the cuckoo won't sing,     I guess I'm okay with that. [05:01] Sakura     I see! [05:03] ---     Don't entertain lofty ambitions, [05:04] ---     but accept the situation for what it is, [05:07] ---     and try to enjoy it. [05:09] ---     This poem embodies the     spirit of modern youth. [05:12] Natsuki     You don't have to analyze it that much... [05:14] Natsuki     I'm just not that interested     in listening to cuckoos singing. [05:19] Sakura     You modern youth, you! [05:20] Natsuki     What would you do, then, Sakura-senpai? [05:25] Sakura     Let me see... [05:26] ---     I figure the cuckoo [05:28] ---     probably has its own reasons     for not singing... So I'd say... [05:35] Sakura     If the cuckoo won't sing,     try smiling instead. [05:39] Natsuki     That's not kindness! [05:41] ---     You're putting even more pressure on it! [05:45] Botan     I'm pretty much the same as Ieyasu. [05:48] Natsuki     You mean you'd wait until it sings? [05:51] Botan     Yeah. [05:53] ---     If the cuckoo won't sing,     I'll wait until it sings. [05:58] Botan     Until its tears turn into stars in the sky! [06:01] Natsuki     She added a lower phrase! [06:03] Natsuki     I'm pretty sure Ieyasu wasn't     that much of a romantic! [06:07] Botan     It's because, back in middle school, [06:09] ---     I was the type who'd write lyrics     without music to go with them. [06:12] Natsuki     Why did you just confess to that? [06:15] Sakura     What about you, Claire-chan? [06:17] Botan     Let's see... To be honest, [06:19] ---     I don't fully understand     what these poems mean. [06:22] Sakura     Huh? You don't understand them? [06:24] Claire     Well, you know... [06:27] Claire     If the cuckoo won't sing,     why not just get a canary? [06:34] Natsuki     That's not the issue! [06:37] Karin     Um... I know it's a little late to ask this, but... [06:41] Karin     What type of bird is a cuckoo? [06:45] Botan     Good question. What kind of bird is it? [06:47] Natsuki     Um... I think it's... green, and... [06:50] Botan     That's a bush warbler. [06:52] Sakura     I think it's yellow, and     used as a dyeing agent... [06:56] Claire     I think you're describing sodium chromate. [06:58] Natsuki     How did you get those confused?! [07:00] Claire     It's a type of bird: small, medium, [07:03] ---     or possibly large, with     two wings it uses to fly. [07:07] Claire     It also has a beak. [07:08] Karin     Oh, it's that kind of bird. [07:11] Natsuki     Use your head, Karin! [07:12] ---     That applies to most birds! [07:15] Botan     Also, the females lay eggs. [07:17] ---     Only the females, not the males. [07:19] Natsuki     You can stop giving that kind of info! [07:21] ---     It's not helping the description at all! [07:23] Sakura     But it's strange, isn't it? [07:25] ---     We've been saying all these things, [07:27] ---     but none of us actually     knows what a cuckoo is. [07:32] Sakura     Maybe, instead of a cuckoo bird, it's... [07:38] Natsuki     She's not really... [07:43] Natsuki     ...going to say it, is she? [07:49] Sakura     ...a bird gone cuckoo! [07:51] Natsuki     She said it! [07:55] Aza     There are some jokes you know are bad, [07:57] ---     but you just have to say them anyway! SIGN    A type of bird in the Cuculidae family, of the order Cuculiformes. Grows to about 28 centimeters. They often lay eggs in nests of other birds, such as bush warblers, leaving the host to raise the cuckoo's chick. Because of this, they are seen as pests of the bird world. They migrate to Japan around mid-May, leading to much shouting at them to go away. SIGN    Cuckoo Bird SIGN    Bird Gone Cuckoo SIGN    A bird that is pathetic in every way. It's not especially harmful, but tends to be exterminated. [08:08] Karin     I brought cookies today! SIGN    Yay! [08:11] All     Yay! [08:19] Sakura     Oh, they're good! [08:21] ---     Where did you buy them? [08:23] Karin     Don't say that, Senpai. [08:25] Karin     I made them myself! [08:30] Botan     You fiend! Who are you?! [08:33] Karin     Huh? What?! SIGN    Record 6 SIGN    Feminine Appeal Overdrive [08:41] Sakura     Wait a minute! [08:43] ---     You mean Karin-chan isn't the     "brainless beauty" archetype? [08:48] Sakura     I figured, if she tried to cook... [08:51] Sakura     She'd be the type to make the pot explode! [08:54] Karin     Please, Senpai. Food doesn't explode. [08:58] Sakura     You are correct! [09:01] Sakura     Oh no! I've got "anime brain"! [09:03] Karin     Oh, but... eggs do explode     if you microwave them, [09:09] ---     so you have to be careful. [09:11] Sakura     You even went to the trouble     of naming an exception! [09:14] Sakura     What is this feeling? [09:15] ---     I suddenly want to wrap her in kindness... [09:18] Claire     I didn't know Karin-san had a talent like that. [09:21] ---     Did you know, Natsuki-san? [09:23] Natsuki     Nope. This is the first I've heard of it, too. [09:27] Sakura     Feminine Appeal: 5,000! [09:29] ---     Impossible! [09:30] Sakura     From an Earthling?! [09:32] Natsuki     Where did you pull that thing from?! [09:34] Sakura     Is the device malfunctioning?! [09:35] Natsuki     I think your brain is malfunctioning! [09:38] Karin     I was actually in the Home     Ec Club in middle school. [09:42] ---     I'm good at cooking and sewing. [09:44] Natsuki     Oh, really? [09:46] ---     So why didn't you join the     Home Ec Club in high school? [09:50] Karin     It's because this school separates it [09:51] ---     into Cooking Club and Handicrafts Club. [09:55] ---     And while I was trying     to pick between them, SIGN    Boom [09:59] Karin     that's when I found the Going Home Club! [10:01] Natsuki     How did you decide on this club [10:02] ---     as a happy medium between the two? [10:06] Claire     It's impressive that you can sew, too. [10:08] ---     I'd love to see something you've made. [10:11] Karin     In that case... SIGN    Karin [10:14] Karin     This tissue cover is handmade! [10:16] Sakura     N-Not only does she put a cover     on her pocket tissues... [10:20] Botan     ...but it's handmade, too?! [10:22] Sakura     Feminine Appeal Level: 40,000... [10:24] ---     50,000... [10:26] ---     It's still rising! [10:28] Natsuki     Seriously, where did you buy that thing? [10:31] Botan     Karin must be of a race that can     alter its Feminine Appeal at will. [10:35] Natsuki     She's joined in, too! [10:38] Botan     What formidable Feminine Appeal! [10:43] Botan     To bring me of all people to my knees... [10:45] Natsuki     Why are you on your knees?! [10:49] Claire     Truth is... [10:53] ---     I've heard of this. [10:58] Claire     They say that any girl     can become a princess! [11:05] Sakura     You mean that Karin-chan... [11:07] ---     has another transformation coming up?! [11:12] Natsuki     It exploded! [11:14] Natsuki     A device that explodes when it     exceeds its measuring parameters [11:17] ---     goes against the PL Law! [11:26] Natsuki     How did you end up like that?! [11:30] Botan     I can't win... [11:32] Natsuki     What are you even fighting?! [11:33] Botan     By the way, the PL Law refers     to the Product Liability Law, [11:38] ---     a regulation prohibiting the     sale of dangerous goods. [11:42] Natsuki     She gave an explanation! [11:44] Botan     Also... it has nothing to do...     with high school... baseball... [11:51] Claire     I... I'm done for, too... [11:54] Natsuki     Why?! [11:55] Claire     This... atmosphere... [12:04] Natsuki     These people take a mood way too far! [12:07] Natsuki     Seriously, what is happening here?! [12:11] Karin     I don't really get it, but... [12:15] Karin     They liked the stuff I made! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery SIGN    Captain! I'm starting my patrol!! -Sakura SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club [12:30] Natsuki     Hello. [12:32] Sakura     Oh, the new recruits are here. [12:33] Karin     Yes! [12:48] Karin     Senpai, listen to this! [12:52] Botan     What is it? [12:54] Karin     A girl who was in my class in middle school [12:56] ---     said she went to a social mixer recently! SIGN    Boom [12:59] Botan     High school girls are too young for that! [13:03] Karin     I agree! [13:12] Karin     This is good. [13:16] Natsuki     What? SIGN    Record 7 SIGN    Social Mixer Training [13:23] Sakura     A social mixer isn't that unusual, is it? [13:26] ---     It was normal at my middle school. [13:28] Natsuki     What kind of middle school did you go to?! [13:31] Claire     Excuse me... [13:33] ---     but what is a social mixer? [13:35] ---     I don't know anything about them. [13:37] Sakura     Let me explain! SIGN    What is a Social Mixer? SIGN    The Going Home Club Explains: [13:39] Sakura     A social mixer is an event in     which several boys and girls [13:42] ---     work together toward a common goal, [13:45] ---     occasionally clashing, as they [13:47] ---     grow up and improve one another. [13:50] Natsuki     Is it really something that noble? [13:52] Sakura     Incidentally, [13:55] ---     in my third year of middle school,     we sang Die Moldau. [13:58] Natsuki     Oh... I was hoping I was wrong... SIGN    Choral Mixer [14:01] ---     but you're thinking of a choral mixer. [14:04] Sakura     What? [14:07] Sakura     No, oh no... You're talking     about the other kind?! [14:10] Sakura     I'm so embarrassed! [14:10] Natsuki     She really mixed them up? [14:12] ---     She's surprisingly innocent! [14:14] Aza     A social mixer [14:15] ---     is a lowbrow event where outgoing men      and women who've never met before [14:20] ---     come together to get better     acquainted, with the goal of dating. [14:23] Claire     Oh, I see. [14:27] Sakura     But you know, we are already in high school! [14:30] ---     A social mixer could break out at any time, [14:33] ---     and we could get caught up in it! [14:35] Sakura     Okay! Today, we're going to do     a social mixer practice drill! [14:39] Natsuki     Are social mixers like natural disasters now?! [14:44] Natsuki     And so, playing along with     Sakura-senpai's idea, SIGN    Playing the Boys [14:48] ---     we all drew lots to determine our roles. SIGN    Playing the Girls SIGN    Playing waitress/referee [14:53] Natsuki     What do you mean, the referee?! [14:55] ---     Does a social mixer need one of those? [14:58] Sakura     I'll be judging your social mixer etiquette. [15:02] Natsuki     But she doesn't have any experience     with social mixers either... [15:06] Sakura     Okay! Social mixer, start! [15:10] Natsuki     Saying "Start" doesn't help us much... [15:12] Botan     Um... since we're supposed to     be people who've never met, [15:17] ---     maybe we should introduce ourselves? [15:20] Sakura     Great job! +10 to Botan-chan! [15:23] Natsuki     You're scoring that?! [15:25] Botan     My name is Oohagi Botan. [15:27] ---     My special skill is earth splitting. [15:30] Natsuki     By earth splitting, you mean... [15:43] Botan     No, not that. SIGN    Parting Rivers [15:55] Natsuki     You didn't mean earthenware?! [15:57] Claire     My name is Kokonoe Claire. [15:59] ---     I play a bit of Stradivarius. [16:02] Natsuki     Why don't you just say "violin"?! [16:04] Claire     I also do tea ceremonies from time to time. SIGN    Yohen Tenmoku Tea Bowl [16:09] Natsuki     Yohen Tenmoku tea bowls are national treasures! [16:11] ---     Why do you always call attention to the     fact that you're on a different plane? [16:16] Natsuki     Well, I'm... [16:17] Sakura     I've brought you some wasabi octopus! SIGN    Wasabi Octopus x 4 [16:20] Natsuki     Right now?! Read the atmosphere, waitress! SIGN    If you need anything, please press this button. SIGN    If you need anything, please press the button. [16:27] Natsuki     Why is that part so realistic?! [16:30] Karin     What's wasabi octopus? [16:34] Natsuki     Once again, I'm Andou     Natsuki. My hobby is... SIGN    Girlish Appeal [16:43] Natsuki     making felt dolls. SIGN    Natsuki -30 [16:47] Natsuki     What was I supposed to say?! [16:51] Karin     I'm Touno Karin. [16:53] Karin     Lately, I enjoy floral-scented baths. [16:57] Karin     I'm not very good at studying,     but my favorite tea is darjeeling. SIGN    Natsuki -30 SIGN    Karin +120 [17:02] Natsuki     She got a high score for that? [17:04] ---     But I didn't even understand     that last thing she said! [17:07] Karin     By the way, did you know? [17:09] ---     In flower language, the Cosmos flower     represents "a maiden's devotion." [17:14] Sakura     What?! [17:15] ---     Her Feminine Appeal Level is beyond measure. [17:18] Natsuki     What? You're still dragging up that joke? SIGN    Rain Seal [17:21] Aza     Rain seal. [17:23] Botan     Well, we finished our introductions. [17:26] Claire     So now... [17:29] Karin     ...what are we... [17:31] Natsuki     ...supposed to do? SIGN    Wasabi Octopus x8 [17:37] Sakura     I brought more wasabi octopus! SIGN    Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus Octopus with Wasabi Wasabi Octopus [17:40] Natsuki     A second wasabi octopus onslaught?! [17:43] ---     How desperate is this store to     push the wasabi octopus?! [17:45] Sakura     Well, wasabi octopus is     the only bar snack I know. [17:50] Natsuki     There's a lot of options! Like fried foods! [17:53] Sakura     I didn't think of that! [17:54] Sakura     Time for a freebie! SIGN    Freebie [17:58] Natsuki     Huh? [17:59] Sakura     If you bring up the next topic     smoothly, you get a high score! [18:01] Natsuki     Make it clear if you're the     waitress or the referee! [18:06] Claire     You both have such lovely outfits. [18:09] ---     Where do you usually go shopping? SIGN    Botan +10     Claire +530,000     Natsuki -30 [18:12] Natsuki     That's an incredibly high score! [18:14] ---     Your scoring standards make no sense! [18:18] Botan     That kind of inflation makes     this feel like a real battle! [18:22] Natsuki     Why does that make her so excited?! [18:24] ---     Besides, this isn't even a battle! [18:27] Karin     I usually shop locally, but     sometimes I go to Harajuku, too! [18:33] Claire     Oh, really. [18:40] Girls     That topic didn't go as far as expected... SIGN    Wasabi Octopus x8     Fried Wasabi Octopus x1 [18:43] Sakura     I brought some fried wasabi octopus! [18:47] Natsuki     Why are you so insistent on wasabi octopus?! [18:49] ---     Just bring over some ordinary chicken! [18:51] Sakura     Oh, I see. That'll work. SIGN    Unexpected Incident [18:54] Sakura     Time for an unexpected incident! [18:57] Sakura     Botan-chan spills a drink and loses points! [19:00] Botan     What? Random events happen in this, too? SIGN    Botan -9,600,000 Claire +530,000 [19:05] Natsuki     What an explosive drop! [19:07] Botan     Interesting! [19:08] Natsuki     She gets more excited     the more digits are added! [19:11] ---     She's so easy to read! SIGN    Fried Chicken x1 [19:12] Sakura     I've brought some fried chicken! [19:15] Natsuki     Oh, finally. A proper dish. SIGN    Fried Chicken x1 SIGN    Put lemon on the fried chicken? Yes / No [19:20] ---     Put lemon on the fried chicken? [19:24] Karin     Um... I'll choose "Yes." SIGN    The Lemon has Revealed its True Form!! [19:29] Sakura     The lemon has revealed its true form! [19:31] Sakura     You look closely and see it's not      a lemon after all, but a durian! [19:35] Sakura     Will this result in a huge drop of score?! [19:37] Natsuki     What kind of situation is this?! [19:39] Botan     I want to see the manager. SIGN    Botan +28,000,000 Claire +530,000 [19:45] Natsuki     She jumped back into the lead with a complaint! [19:49] Sakura     Social mixers are a complicated thing. [19:51] Natsuki     You're just making it up as you go! [19:53] Aza     Blub blub? [19:55] Sakura     It's time to wrap it up! SIGN    Choose who you want to take out!! [19:59] Claire     I'm not sure what's going on,     but I'd like to take Karin-san out. [20:03] Karin     Okay! [20:04] Natsuki     She's become quite the carnivore. SIGN    Boom [20:08] Sakura     How long do you want     your takeout to keep? [20:10] Natsuki     Don't try to preserve her with dry ice! [20:12] Aza     Coming through! Coming through! [20:14] Sakura     Now that you've chosen the     one you'd like to take out, [20:16] ---     I will announce the final scores! SIGN    Botan: +6,840,000,000,000     Claire: +89,650,000,000,000 SIGN    Natsuki: -30 SIGN    Karin: +9,200,720,195,000,000,000 SIGN    Natsuki: -30 [20:24] Sakura     The winner is... Karin-chan! [20:27] Karin     Hooray? [20:29] Sakura     I bestow upon Karin-chan the     title of "Social Mixer Goddess!" [20:34] Karin     Yay? [20:36] Sakura     All right! [20:38] ---     Now you'll all know what to do if     you're ever caught up in a social mixer. [20:41] Botan     Miss Waitress. [20:44] Botan     When do you get off work? SIGN    Botan: +∞ Claire: +89,650,000,000,000 [20:51] Natsuki     Hey! You can't make a pass at the waitress! [22:26] Natsuki     Sakura-senpai. [22:29] Natsuki     I was thinking about it,     and a chorus made up of boys [22:32] ---     and girls would be a mixed     chorus, not a choral mixer. SIGN    Mixed Chorus SIGN    Choral Mixer [22:35] ---     You couldn't have confused     it with a social mixer. [22:41] ---     Mixed shock! SIGN    Preview [22:46] Sakura     Sakura here! [22:47] ---     I heard aye-ayes have extremely     long middle fingers [22:50] ---     that they use to pull     grubs out of tree trunks! [22:53] ---     Bet it's useful for picking their noses, too! [22:55] ---     Next time, Record 8:     Kill the Suspicious Person! [22:58] ---     And others, with a sandwich on the side! E3 - Kill the Suspicious Person! \ Middle School Diary \ Don't Feed the Cute Girls \ Fifteen Years in Solitude Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Nat     Parasaurolophus was a dinosaur that thrived [00:06] Nat     on what is now the North American     continent during the Cretaceous period. [00:11] Nat     They say it could grow to ten meters in height, [00:14] Nat     and its weight exceeded four tons. [00:16] Nat     It had a uniquely-shaped crest that     extended backwards from its head. [00:21] Nat     The crest contained tubes that     connected to its nostrils, [00:25] Nat     which, it is said, produced a     sound similar to an oboe. [00:29] Aza     Today's point of interest! [02:01] Sak     I hate my weakness... [02:04] Sak     I want... [02:06] Sak     I want power! [02:09] Sak     It won't open! [02:11] Nat     You make a mountain out     of every molehill, don't you? SIGN    Kill the Suspicious Person! SIGN    Kill the Suspicious Person! SIGN    Record 8 [02:28] Bot     Here. It's open. [02:30] Sak     Oh! Thank you, Botan-chan! [02:35] Sak     Yes! Carbonated drinks! Yes! [02:38] Sak     Well, she doesn't usually     get to make use of it, [02:40] Sak     but it's a big help at times like this, huh? [02:42] Sak     Botan-chan's "super-strong" setting! [02:44] Nat     Don't call it my "setting." [02:46] Nat     Well, if you really feel like      you never get to use it, [02:48] Nat     you should teach us some simple     self-defense techniques! [02:52] Kar     I want to learn some techniques, too! [02:54] Cla     Good idea. [02:55] Cla     You're cute, so it'd be a     good thing for you to know. [02:59] Nat     Something bothers me about     the way you said that... [03:03] Bot     Right! [03:04] Bot     Then, I'll teach you the     secrets of Hagitsuki-ryuu! [03:07] Nat     That's not necessary. [03:08] Bot     Okay, Sakura, can you be my opponent? [03:11] Sak     Leave it to me! [03:14] Sak     I happened to bring my     "Suspicious Person Kit" today. [03:16] Nat     Why?! [03:18] Sak     Well? [03:18] Sak     Do I look like a suspicious person? [03:21] Cla     Yes, you're totally suspicious. [03:23] Bot     A level of suspicious we rarely     see in this day and age. [03:25] Nat     I'd report you to the police. [03:27] Kar     You'd even make children cry! [03:32] Nat     Why are you sulking? [03:34] Nat     You're a real pain. SIGN    Boom [03:37] Bot     Okay, Sakura! [03:39] Bot     Attack me however you like! SIGN    Curry [03:42] Sak     I'm going to send you joke faxes! [03:46] Nat     Why is she attacking with     psychological warfare? [03:50] Sak     I'll put fermented soy     beans in your mailbox. [03:52] Nat     These are all really underhanded attacks! [03:55] Sak     Okay, I'll put socks I wore     for two weeks straight [03:58] Sak     over the summer in your mailbox. [03:59] Nat     That's the same approach! [04:00] Bot     Enough. Just attack me directly. [04:03] Bot     If you don't, I can't use any     self-defense techniques. [04:05] Sak     Okay, then! [04:06] Sak     I'm gonna lick the back of your knees! [04:10] Sak     Oh no! [04:11] Sak     I can't lick them with this mask in the way! [04:14] Nat     What an idiot. [04:17] Aza     Roll! [04:18] Bot     If you're attacked from the front,     take the attacker's arm like this. [04:23] Bot     In this situation, the pinky finger is key. [04:27] Bot     Keep the pinky, the attacker's     weak point, held down. [04:32] Botan     Then just twist that arm outwards. [04:36] Botan     Of course, I won't do that     now, since it's dangerous. [04:38] Sak     Wow... And then I wouldn't be able to move? [04:41] Bot     Nope. You'd burst. [04:48] Man     Hidebu! SIGN    Censored [04:51] Nat     We can't use that. [04:54] Kar     Botan-senpai. [04:56] Kar     What do you mean by "burst"? [04:58] Botan     Well, you see... SIGN    Middle School Diary SIGN    Record 9 Middle School Diary     (Black Diary) [05:04] Cla     Hello. [05:05] Cla     It's me. [05:07] Cla     Yes, it's... [05:09] Cla     the usual. [05:10] Nat     The usual? [05:15] Nat     Is that... SIGN    Rewind SIGN    Rewind SIGN    Rewind SIGN    Rewind SIGN    Rewind SIGN    Rewind SIGN    Pause SIGN    Play [05:29] Cla     Yes. Please take care of it. [05:31] Nat     She did that right at the beginning. [05:32] Cla     No, it's not as bad as last time.     You shouldn't need the marble block. [05:37] Nat     Ah... the usual, huh? [05:43] Kar     She defeated the suspicious person! [05:45] Kar     Botan-senpai sure is strong. [05:48] Kar     I want to be just like Botan-senpai! [05:51] Cla     You can't. [05:52] Kar     Huh? [05:53] Cla     You mustn't become like Botan-san. [05:56] Kar     O-Okay... [06:00] Cla     You absolutely mustn't. [06:02] Nat     Don't worry. [06:03] Nat     I'm sure she won't. [06:05] Bot     It's true that I'm strong. [06:08] Bot     It takes no effort for me to make a     normal person burst at the seams. [06:12] Bot     But that is not where true strength lies. [06:18] Bot     The true strength that people seek [06:21] Bot     lies not in the body, but in the mind. [06:24] Kar     What do you mean by "burst"? [06:27] Sak     So you undergo mental     training too, Botan-chan? [06:32] Bot     Yes. [06:34] Bot     For instance... [06:37] Bot     I am unfazed when someone reads     my diary from middle school! [06:41] Sak     Wh-What? [06:43] Sak     Impossible! [06:44] Sak     Middle school diaries are full of     immature urges, reckless ignorance, [06:49] Sak     unrealistic ideals, bitter love stories... [06:51] Sak     It all comes together in a     Pandora's Box of chaos! SIGN    Pandora's Box [06:55] Sak     They say that, the day a stranger opens it, [06:57] Sak     even a seasoned master will writhe in agony [07:00] Sak     and suffer a mental breakdown! [07:03] Nat     Where do they say that? [07:06] Cla     Th-That's true... [07:08] Cla     Even for a practitioner of      the peerless Hagitsuki-ryuu, [07:11] Cla     such a claim is hard to fathom... [07:13] Nat     Why are you trembling? [07:15] Bot     Incidentally, I have it here. [07:17] Nat     You carry it around with you?! SIGN    Diary, Age 14 [07:19] Sak     Th-This is... [07:22] Sak     The title even has daggers bookending it! [07:25] Sak     A normal person would faint from the     agony of someone else just seeing that! [07:30] Nat     You can get that symbol     just by typing in "Dagger." SIGN    Dagger [07:37] Nat     By the way... [07:38] Nat     Is this note even necessary? SIGN    Sorry, this diary     is Japanese only. [07:41] Nat     Is it an old personal web page or something? [07:44] Sak     Is it really okay to read this? [07:46] Bot     Yes, it's no problem. [07:57] Nat     Sakura-senpai! [07:59] Nat     What happened?! [08:00] Nat     Was it a forbidden magic spell? [08:02] Sak     P-Parasaurolophus... [08:05] Sak     A Parasaurolophus's horn is stabbing me... [08:08] Nat     She's even rambling incoherently! SIGN    Horn X SIGN    Crest O [08:10] Aza     Bzzt! [08:13] Nat     Just what is written in that diary? [08:21] Nat     I'm... going to read it. [08:25] Nat     I'll read it aloud so you all can hear. [08:33] Nat     Okay. I'll read this part. [08:36] Nat     "July 12th. I am broken glass." [08:42] Nat     "No one will come near me." [08:44] Nat     "Anyone who touches me gets hurt." [08:47] Nat     "And yet..." [08:49] Nat     "When bathed in light,     I will surely glitter." [08:54] Kar     Nat-chan! [08:57] Bot     I'm glass, huh? [09:01] Bot     That's a pretty interesting     metaphor I came up with. [09:05] Bot     "When bathed in light,     I will surely glitter." [09:10] Bot     I guess there was a time     when I believed that... [09:13] Cla     She took no damage from having     that read aloud in front of her? [09:16] Kar     Nat-chan, here's some water. [09:18] Cla     This... This is Hagitsuki-ryuu! [09:22] Bot     After that, I started high school [09:26] Bot     and met a light by the name of Sakura. [09:31] Kar     Botan-senpai really is amazing. [09:35] Kar     She can write things that     affect people this much. [09:41] Kar     Maybe I should keep a diary, too! [09:48] Aza     You shouldn't look directly at the sun. [09:50] Aza     Use special glasses or a solar filter to do so! SIGN    The next total solar eclipse is on June 1st, 2030!! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery SIGN    Ah, summer. Hydrangeas are the essence of summer. -Botan [10:00] Aza     Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat! SIGN    Now We're in a Battle?! [10:03] Aza     Now we're in a battle! SIGN    Lies [10:05] Cla     Pinching the legs to fire? [10:07] Cla     That takes me back! SIGN    Corpse [10:09] Cla     I used to modify them, too. [10:11] Cla     I tried attaching a long barrel, for instance. [10:15] Cla     I even attached a magazine     made from a plastic bottle, [10:17] Cla     but it jammed so easily. [10:21] Cla     There! [10:23] Cla     Karin-san, say "ah"! [10:24] Kar     Ah! [10:26] Nat/Sak     How much are you going to spoil her?! SIGN    Record 10 SIGN    Don't Feed the Cute Girls [10:34] Cla     How rude! [10:36] Cla     I'm not spoiling her. [10:38] Cla     I was just peeling an orange for her. [10:40] Nat     What high school student     can't peel their own oranges?! [10:43] Cla     But it's dangerous if you get     orange juice in your eyes. [10:45] Kar     My eyes! It hurts! [10:46] Nat     You're just being overprotective! [10:48] Sak     To be honest, Claire-chan, [10:51] Sak     I think you've been spoiling      Karin-chan too much lately. [10:53] Cla     Karin-san, I put more lead in     your mechanical pencil for you. [10:57] Kar     Oh, thank you! [10:59] Sak     That's exactly what I'm talking about! [11:01] Cla     But, if the lead were     to stab her in the eye— [11:04] Nat     It won't! [11:05] Sak     What if you spoil her so much, [11:07] Sak     she becomes the kind of person who     can't do anything for herself? [11:11] Sak     Could you take responsibility [11:13] Sak     for looking after Karin-chan     for the rest of your life? [11:16] Cla     Yes, I could. [11:18] Sak/Nat     You could? [11:21] Cla     It's true. [11:23] Cla     If there is one thing that     could drive me to sin, [11:27] Cla     it would be... [11:30] Cla     Karin-san's cuteness. [11:44] Nat     Enough of that joke already! [11:45] Nat     And don't draw Karin floating in     the sky like someone who's dead! [11:49] Sak     How nice for you, Karin-chan. [11:52] Sak     You've won at life. [11:56] Nat     Oh no! [11:57] Nat     The club president has given up on something! [11:59] Nat     If you give up, Karin is done for! [12:02] Bot     Well, it's true that spoiling someone     all the time won't help them. [12:06] Nat     She just gave good advice!     Her diary is still ridiculous, though. [12:09] Bot     It's a good idea to be strict sometimes. [12:13] Bot     They say even the lion drops     his cub into a valley of carrots. [12:16] Nat     That must be rough for a carnivore. SIGN    Discipline [12:19] Bot     Or maybe it was a valley of discipline... SIGN    Valley of Discipline X SIGN    Deep Abyss O [12:21] ---     Bzzt! [12:23] Nat     I feel bad for the cub! [12:24] Nat     You should discipline it yourself! [12:27] Bot     Okay. [12:28] Bot     Karin, come with me for a moment. [12:30] Kar     Huh? [12:33] Bot     Now, Karin! [12:35] Bot     Climb this stairway with your own two legs! [12:37] Nat     How low are you setting the bar?! [12:39] Kar     No way... [12:40] Kar     I have to climb all these stairs by myself? [12:42] Nat     What? [12:43] Nat     Why are you just going with the flow? [12:46] Kar     But there are at least ten steps... [12:48] Nat     You walked up them at lunch      while humming to yourself! [12:51] Sak     Hey... [12:52] Sak     Botan-chan, this might be a bit much... [12:55] Nat     Not her, too! [12:57] Nat     You can climb a staircase      hopping on one leg! [12:59] Cla     Wait a minute. [13:00] Cla     I'll call my bodyguard. [13:02] Cla     He'll climb it for you. [13:03] Nat     You're missing the point completely! [13:06] Cla     Then, I'll call a helicopter... [13:07] Nat     How high are you planning on taking her?! [13:09] Bot     If you can't walk up, you may     climb on your hands and knees. [13:12] Nat     She gave up on making her     use her own two legs! [13:32] Bot     I see. [13:33] Bot     Very well. [13:56] Bot     All you have to do is hold on to me. [14:02] Kar     Botan-senpai... [14:11] Kar     What do you mean by "burst"? SIGN    Give the seals some love, too! [14:20] Aza     Give the seals some love, too! [14:42] Bot     7:30, huh? [14:45] Bot     Waking up early on a Sunday     makes me feel like I'm losing out. [15:01] Bot     Right. [15:02] Bot     I'll do some warm-up exercises. [15:27] Bot     I guess it's lunchtime. SIGN    White Seal Ramen SIGN    Andou Natsuki-san's Pictures SIGN    Fried Rice SIGN    Fried rice?! [15:48] Botan     Even in the pictures she uploads herself, [15:50] Botan     she includes retorts. [15:51] Botan     She's so dedicated. SIGN    Like!? SIGN    Touno     Karin-san's     Pictures SIGN    Napping in the sun SIGN    Napping in the sun. He looks comfy. SIGN    Like!? SIGN    Time for lunch! [15:58] Bot     Karin's Feminine Appeal level is as high as ever. SIGN    Like!? SIGN    I made cookies! SIGN    Like!? [16:04] Bot     There. [16:05] Bot     I've finished "liking" all the pictures that [16:07] Bot     my cute underclassman friends have uploaded. SIGN    Doumyouji     Sakura-san's     Pictures SIGN    This snail     forgot      his shell!!     What a     scatterbrain!! [16:10] Bot     Sakura... is uploading     nonsensical pictures again. [16:14] Bot     I wish there was a "Die" button     next to the "Like" button. SIGN    Like [16:18] Bot     Huh? SIGN    Nishi Tamao-san SIGN    Kakio Arare-san [16:20] Bot     I think this girl was in my third     year class in middle school. [16:25] Bot     It's been a while... [16:27] Bot     I wonder how she's doing. SIGN    Kakio Arare-san's pictures SIGN    Went to my middle school class reunion! SIGN    Went to my middle school class reunion!     Even the teachers came, it was so fun!     We went for karaoke after (lol) SIGN    Likes!?: 26 [16:36] Bot     Whew! [16:37] Bot     Thank goodness! [16:39] Bot     It's a good thing I've done mental training! [16:41] Bot     A normal person would've had a mental     breakdown and died from seeing that. SIGN    Record 11 SIGN    Fifteen Years in Solitude [16:47] Bot     ...and that's what happened yesterday. [16:49] Bot     Wow, it's been so long since     I broke a punching bag! [16:54] Nat     Botan-senpai, you didn't have any friends     in your third year middle school class? [16:59] Bot     Not just in my third year. [17:00] Bot     Sakura is the first person I've     ever been able to call a friend. SIGN    Friend #1 [17:06] Nat     You've walked a seriously lonely road... [17:09] Kar     What?! [17:09] Kar     But why?! [17:11] Kar     Botan-senpai is so nice! [17:14] Sak     I don't think it was that they didn't like her... [17:16] Sak     They were just afraid of her. [17:19] Sak     Botan-chan unconsciously exudes     a murderous aura, after all. [17:23] Sak     Normal people sense it instinctively     and keep their distance. [17:27] Kar     But I've never thought of     Botan-senpai as scary even once. [17:32] Sak     That's because she was already     with us when you met her! [17:36] Sak     When she's like this,     you don't have to be afraid. [17:41] Sak     If you'd met her in a situation like this, [17:43] Sak     she might have made a different impression. [17:46] Kar     I think I understand... [17:49] Kar     But then, Sakura-senpai, [17:51] Kar     how did you get to be     friends with Botan-senpai? [17:54] Sak     What? [17:57] (Flashback) Bot     After that, I started high school [18:01] (Flashback) Bot     and met a light by the name of Sakura. [18:07] Nat     What on earth happened in their past? [18:11] Bot     Before I met Sakura, [18:13] Bot     I had spent my whole life alone. [18:16] Bot     But that had its positives, too. [18:20] Bot     Hagitsuki-ryuu is closely     tied to your mental strength. [18:25] Bot     So the loneliness made my body stronger. [18:30] Bot     Thanks to my training, [18:31] Bot     when we were told to     pair up in gym class, [18:34] Bot     I got through it using afterimages     made by high-speed motion. [18:38] Nat     You wouldn't have needed to     do that if you had friends... [18:42] Bot     If any of you ever seriously tried to hit me, [18:45] Bot     I don't think it would even hurt me. [18:47] Sak     Huh? [18:49] Sak     That can't be true! [18:51] Sak     Because... See? [18:53] Sak     Your cheeks are as soft as anyone else's! [18:56] Sak     Poke, poke! [18:57] Botan     Well then, why don't you try, Sakura? [19:00] Botan     Get serious. [19:02] Sak     You asked for it! [19:05] Sak     Don't you dare... [19:08] Sak     regret saying that now! [19:10] Nat     Why do you look happier after every hit? [19:13] Sak     D-Damn! [19:16] Sak     It's really not affecting her! [19:17] Sak     Well, [19:18] Sak     that last hit would've done some     damage, so I'm glad it didn't! [19:21] Sak     But why?! SIGN    Why?! [19:23] Bot     If you hit a diamond with a feather, [19:26] Bot     do you think it would hurt it? [19:28] Nat     Didn't you say you were glass? [19:31] Sak     I hate my weakness... [19:34] Sak     I want... [19:36] Sak     I want power! [19:38] Nat     Stop reusing footage to fill up airtime. [19:41] Sak     Oh! [19:42] Sak     Wait. [19:44] Sak     She said that Hagitsuki-ryuu was     closely tied to your mental strength. [19:49] Sak     Which means... [19:53] Sak     Karin-chan, come here a minute! [19:55] Kar     Yes? [19:58] Kar     What? [19:59] Kar     But that would... [20:01] Sak     It's fine. Just do it like I told you. [20:03] Bot     Hey, now. [20:04] Bot     Karin may have a high Feminine Appeal level, [20:06] Bot     but it won't make her hit harder. [20:10] Sak     We'll see about that. [20:12] Nat     Doumyouji Sakura... [20:15] Nat     She's hit on a truly terrifying idea. [20:18] Nat     At this rate, Botan-senpai     won't stand a chance! [20:21] Kar     I don't really understand,     but I'll give it a try. [20:24] Sak     Go for it! [20:25] Sak     Give it your best shot! [20:29] Bot     Whenever you're ready. [20:32] Kar     Botan-senpai... [20:34] Kar     I hate you! [20:38] Kar     Botan-senpai, I hate you! [20:41] Kar     I hate you! [20:42] Kar     I hate you! [20:48] Cla     I'm sorry I'm late. [20:54] Cla     What's going on, everyone? SIGN    Touno Karin-san's Pictures SIGN    I really love you, Botan-senpai!! SIGN    Like!? SIGN    Ball Game Tournament Boys: Basket, Dodge Girls: Volley, Soft Confirm Your Match Times SIGN    Preview [22:46] Bot     This is Botan. [22:47] Bot     The sand tiger shark has to eat [22:49] Bot     its siblings in the mother's     womb in order to be born. [22:52] Bot     The battle starts before it's even born! [22:55] Bot     Next time, Record 12: Fierce Battle!     The First Term Ball Game Tournament. [22:58] Bot     And two more! E4 - Fierce Battle! The First Term Sports Tournament \ Burn! Fire Safety Soul! \ Fundamentals of a Retool Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Ball Game Tournament SIGN    Boys: Basket/Dodge SIGN    Girls: Volley/Soft SIGN    Confirm your match times!! [00:06] Kar     We lost! [00:08] Nat     What can you do? [00:09] Nat     They put us up against third years. [00:11] Kar     That girl's serve was amazing. [00:13] Nat     I think she's in the Volleyball Club. [00:16] Kar     Oh, yeah... [00:18] Kar     The senpai girls said they     were doing softball, right? [00:21] Nat     Did they? [00:22] Kar     I checked the tournament schedule earlier, [00:24] Kar     and it said class 2-1 and class 2-5     will be playing each other. [00:27] Nat     Class 2-1 and class 2-5... [00:30] Kar     Sakura-senpai and Botan-senpai     are in class 2-1. [00:32] Kar     Claire-senpai's in class 2-5. [00:34] Nat     Oh... [00:35] Kar     I hear the game starts at 10am. [00:38] Nat     That's pretty soon. [00:40] Nat     Wanna go watch? [00:41] Kar     Yeah! [00:49] Furu     They totally ignored me. SIGN    Record 12 SIGN    Fierce Battle!! The First Term Ball Game Tournament [02:27] Ump     The game between class 2-1     and class 2-5 will now begin. [02:31] Teams     May the best team win! [02:37] Nat     Oh, we made it just in time! SIGN    Class 2-1 Pitcher: Doumyouji Sakura SIGN    Class 2-1 Catcher: Oohagi Botan [02:51] Kar     Wow! [02:52] Kar     Sakura-senpai's the pitcher! [02:54] Nat     She seems like the type who'd     love to be called an "ace." [02:57] Nat     Don't you think Botan-senpai's     pitches would be faster, though? [03:01] Kar     But wouldn't that kill the catcher? [03:04] Nat     Good point. [03:05] Nat     That wouldn't go well. [03:07] Ump     Um, the girl playing catcher... SIGN    Umpire [03:10] Ump     Will you be all right without a mask? [03:13] Bot     Yeah. It'd be more work for     the animators if I wore one. [03:17] ---     Huh? SIGN    Don't try this at home, kids! SIGN    Hit it! SIGN    2-5 Leadoff Hitter: Kokonoe Claire [03:23] ---     Let's go! [03:24] ---     You can do it! SIGN    Class 2-5 [03:26] Girl 5-A     Koko-chan! Go for it! [03:28] Girl 5-B     Koko! Keep your eye on the ball! [03:31] Kar     Claire-senpai's class calls her Koko-chan! [03:35] Nat     I guess it comes from Kokonoe. [03:38] Girl 5-A     Koko-chan, what are you doing? [03:40] Girl 5-B     I know! [03:41] Girl 5-B     She's... [03:42] Girl 5-C     ...signaling that she'll hit a home run! [03:44] Girl 5-A     Go for it, Koko! [03:45] Girl 5-B     Hit it outta the park! [03:46] Girl 1-A     What? SIGN    Class 2-1 [03:48] Girl 1-A     Signaling a home run? [03:49] Girl 1-B     Crush her, Doumyouji! [03:50] Girl 1-B     Hit her in the face! [03:52] Girl 1-C     Yeah, kill her! [03:53] Nat     Class 2-1 is scary! [03:56] Ump     Play ball! [03:59] Sak     Botan-chan... [04:02] Sak     Give me a signal for     where I should throw. [04:06] Bot     But... we never decided on any signals. [04:08] Sak     That's true. We haven't. [04:10] Sak     And even if we had, I'm an amateur, [04:12] Sak     so I don't have the control to     pitch that accurately, anyway. [04:16] Bot     Then, why? [04:21] Sak     You give a signal. [04:22] Sak     I shake my head. [04:23] Sak     You give another signal. [04:25] Sak     I nod. [04:26] Sak     Through this sequence of actions, [04:28] Sak     we give the impression that     we know what we're doing, [04:30] Sak     and leave class 2-5     shaking in their boots! [04:33] Bot     I get it. [04:34] Bot     Then, I'll make some random signals. [04:56] Sak     Freaky! [04:57] Sak     What was that? [04:58] Sak     How'd you do that? [04:59] Bot     What? [05:00] Bot     Can't everyone do this? [05:01] Sak     Not with just one hand! [05:05] Bot     Really? [05:06] Bot     Well, we did what we set out     to do, so what's the issue? [05:09] Sak     No, we haven't! [05:10] Sak     The only one shaking     in their boots is me! [05:13] Bot     More importantly, Sakura... [05:16] Bot     What's our strategy for     conquering class 2-5's lineup? [05:19] Sak     Good question... [05:21] Sak     Is Claire-chan actually a good athlete? [05:24] Bot     I dunno... [05:25] Bot     I don't really picture her as one. [05:28] Sak     Didn't she say she does horse riding? [05:30] Sak     But how athletic do you     have to be to ride horses? [05:33] Sak     I think it's the horse that does     all the work, not the rider. [05:39] Bot     I've seen her ride     mechanical broncos before, [05:41] Bot     but does that have anything     in common with batting? [05:44] Sak     I dunno... [05:47] Bot     I've picked up a horse     and run with it before. [05:50] Sak     What on earth for? [05:52] Bot     I was in my rebellious phase. [05:54] Bot     I did everything backwards. [05:55] Sak     Oh, like the "I raced off with     a stolen horse" thing, right? [05:59] Bot     Exactly. [06:00] Sak     Don't just say "exactly"! [06:01] Sak     I can't believe how     unhelpful that info was! [06:04] Sak     Anyway, if we lose this game, [06:07] Sak     Claire-chan will lord it over     us for about a week! [06:11] Cla     Hey, lousy pitcher... I mean, [06:14] Cla     Sakura-san, would you pour me some tea? [06:17] Bot     You're right. [06:18] Bot     We can't afford to lose. [06:20] Sak     How about we just pick a fight over     something trivial and start a brawl? [06:24] Bot     I get it! [06:25] Bot     You're a genius! [06:29] Cla     Have you two worked out your plan yet? [06:32] ---     Huh? [06:33] Cla     Come on, you two... [06:35] Cla     I've known you two for almost as     long as you've known each other. [06:38] Cla     The telepathic conversations you have     are loud and clear to me, too. [06:46] Sak     Oh no! [06:48] Sak     Our strategy session was leaked! [06:54] Nat     Just throw the ball already! [06:56] ---     Clip-clop, clip-clop, clip-clop... [07:01] ---     Stare... [07:03] Kar     Let's see... [07:05] Kar     If you chose C, it means you always speak     your mind when something bothers you, [07:10] Kar     and whenever you find an opening,     you can't resist making a retort. [07:12] Nat     Hey, that sounds like me! [07:12] Nat     Stare... [07:15] Sak     Sounds like you're doing     something fun over there. [07:17] Kar     Sakura-senpai. [07:19] Sak     Okay, let me give you the next question. [07:22] Nat     Oh, okay. [07:24] Sak     You're walking down a hallway at school... [07:27] Sak     when you see one of the classrooms on fire. [07:30] Sak     So what do you do? [07:32] Kar     Um... [07:33] Kar     I guess I'd throw water on it. [07:35] Nat     I'd probably run away. [07:39] Sak     The correct answer is: [07:40] Sak     "Place a handkerchief over your mouth,     get down close to the ground, [07:43] Sak     and evacuate in accordance     with the instructions given." [07:46] Nat     It wasn't a philosophical question? SIGN    Record 13 SIGN    Burn!! Fire Safety Soul!! [07:53] Sak     During our evacuation drill the other     day, something occurred to me. [07:57] Sak     We all lack proper     fire safety awareness! [08:00] Sak     Especially you, Natsuki-chan! [08:01] Sak     What happened back there? [08:03] (Flashback) Sak     Natsuki-chan! [08:05] (Flashback) Nat     Oh, Sakura-senpai. [08:08] Sak     Why were you so relaxed? [08:09] Sak     Weren't you aware that     it was a state of crisis? [08:11] Sak     If that had been a real     fire, you'd be dead! [08:14] Nat     Then you shouldn't have spoken to me. [08:16] Sak     But part of the problem is the way     the school organizes the drills. [08:20] Sak     The fire "outbreak" always     happens during class! [08:22] Sak     And it always starts in either the     science lab or the home ec. room! SIGN    Science Lab SIGN    Home Ec. Room [08:24] Sak     It's too convenient! [08:25] Sak     A fire is not a villain     in a superhero movie! [08:29] Kar     Um... what does she mean by that? [08:32] Bot     Villains only cause trouble in cities [08:34] Bot     where a superhero happens to live. [08:36] Sak     There are lots of other places in the     school where a fire could break out! [08:40] Sak     We have to be on the     lookout at all times! [08:42] Sak     Behind the school, for instance! [08:44] Sak     Everyone knows that's where     delinquents go to smoke! [08:46] Sak     It's always been that way! [08:48] Nat     Do we have people like     that in our school? [08:51] Cla     I don't know... [08:52] Cla     But I've heard that carelessness with     cigarettes is a major cause of fires. [08:57] Sak     No, there's actually not much     behind the school that's flammable, [09:00] Sak     so even if you do toss them carelessly,     they're not likely to cause a fire. [09:03] Nat     Huh? [09:04] Nat     They won't catch fire? [09:05] Nat     Then, why did you bring up the subject? [09:07] Sak     The real problem comes later... SIGN    Down to a pack every     three days... (lol)      Need the cash ^^; SIGN    Comments (2864) [09:09] Sak     When they blog about it and the     comments section catches fire! [09:11] Nat     That's the kind of "catching fire" you meant?! [09:13] Sak     They'd probably hold a school assembly afterward. [09:15] Sak     How would we evacuate from that? [09:18] Nat     Just give up and take part in it. [09:20] Sak     By the way, Botan-chan, [09:22] Sak     can you tell me what the fire     evacuation acronym, PRD, stands for? [09:25] Bot     Who, me? [09:30] Bot     P-Past misdeeds... [09:33] Bot     R-Revealed for your... [09:36] Bot     D-Destruction. [09:39] Nat     Who are you threatening with that?! [09:41] Sak     Okay, you're dead! [09:41] Sak     If this was a real fire,     you'd be dead, Botan-chan! [09:45] Bot     Oh, but I'd be fine. [09:47] Bot     See? [09:48] Bot     The flames part in my presence,     so I don't even have to run away. [09:52] Sak     No nonsensical excuses! [09:54] Sak     Anyway, Botan-chan,     you just lost a life there! [09:58] Nat     What, she has continues? [10:00] Sak     Now, Karin-chan! [10:01] Sak     Tell your failing senpai the correct answer! [10:04] Kar     Um... SIGN    P [10:06] Kar     No pushing... [10:07] Sak     Right! SIGN    R [10:08] Kar     No running... [10:09] Sak     Bingo! SIGN    D [10:10] Kar     D... [10:13] Kar     No dying? [10:13] Sak     She summed it all up! [10:15] Cla     Yes, that's the essence of it. [10:18] Cla     Karin-san's innocent eyes always see     through to what's really important. [10:24] Nat     What are you talking about,     you blindly-doting parent?! [10:27] Sak     You're all hopeless! [10:30] Sak     The correct answer is: "No pushing,     no running, no discussing"! [10:33] Sak     We're bringing you these three! [10:35] Nat     Why did you do that like     a next episode preview? [10:38] Sak     Incidentally, some schools in some areas     may add "no returning to the scene," [10:42] Sak     "no approaching the site," and     "no leaving evidence behind." [10:47] Nat     Are you sure you're not     confusing this with arson? [10:49] Sak     But there's something I've always wondered... [10:52] Sak     The fire evacuation acronym, PRD, stands for: [10:55] Sak     "No pushing (buttons), no running     (up your bill), no discussing (gossip)." [10:59] Sak     Why can't they just say,     "Don't use your phone"? [11:03] Sak     Why do they break it up     into individual parts? [11:05] Nat     You don't get it either?! SIGN    Precious [11:09] Aza     Precious! SIGN    Really Cute [11:10] Aza     Really cute! SIGN    Digging Prohibited [11:12] Aza     Digging prohibited! [11:14] Nat     But even if we don't know this stuff, [11:17] Nat     there's not going to be     a fire, so we'll be fine. [11:20] Cla     What? Why not? [11:22] Nat     After all, this show's already on episode 3, [11:25] Nat     and it hasn't caught fire yet! [11:28] Bot     You said it! [11:29] Cla     That was a good one! [11:33] Sak     You're not supposed to laugh about that! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery SIGN    An instant's flickering light... Sparklers are the soul of the Japanese. -Claire SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Sea Monster SIGN    Mt. Fuji SIGN    Tokyo Area Suburbs SIGN    Forest Countryside [11:47] Botan     If I go through Chichibu from Tokorozawa, SIGN    Unexplored Land [11:50] Botan     I can see Lake Yamanaka... SIGN    The Next World Mt. Fuji [11:53] Botan     And from there, Mt. Fuji. [11:56] Nat     Are you going on vacation? [11:58] Bot     No, this is my jogging route for tonight. [12:03] Nat     You've gone way beyond jogging here! [12:06] Bot     Ah, but I have to get back on the same day. [12:11] Bot     Well, I guess I can make it. [12:12] Nat     Just how incredibly strong are you?! [12:16] Bot     But if I go that far, I should     check out Mt. Fuji, right? [12:19] Nat     That's not the point... [12:21] Nat     But why would you need to run so much? [12:25] Bot     To be ready in case something happens. [12:27] Bot     It's important to keep up     your training at all times. [12:31] Sak     Botan-chan has even started training     in the shower at the pool. [12:34] Nat     Training in the shower? [12:52] Nat     You're supposed to outgrow that kind     of "training" in elementary school. [12:55] Nat     But, Botan-senpai, you're     already stronger than a bear. [12:57] Nat     What do you mean by     "in case something happens"? [13:01] Bot     You know. [13:02] Bot     If we lose popularity as a gag anime, [13:04] Bot     we'll have to shift genres     and become a battle series. [13:07] Nat     That's what she meant by "something happening"? [13:09] Nat     She's always preparing for a retool?! SIGN    Record 14 SIGN    Fundamentals of a Retool SIGN    Hagitsuki-ryuu [13:20] Botan     Truth is, Hagitsuki-ryuu has an     offshoot called Hagishirabe-ryuu. SIGN    Hagishirabe-ryuu Hagitsuki-ryuu Oohagi Botan [13:25] Nat     You just introduced a scenario out of nowhere. [13:28] Bot     If we lose popularity as a gag anime, [13:30] Bot     they'll come after us to take over     as the family's main branch. [13:33] Nat     What exactly motivates these people's actions? [13:37] Bot     In hopes of becoming the heir, [13:39] Bot     The Four Great Kings will come one by one     to try and crush Hagitsuki-ryuu. [13:43] Nat     There are actually Four Great Kings?! [13:46] Sak     I bet the Four Great Kings arc will     take up about two episodes. [13:49] Nat     She's planning to beat two per episode! [13:52] Bot     Yeah. [13:53] Bot     But the Four Great Kings aren't the only     pawns Hagishirabe-ryuu has at their disposal. [13:57] Nat     She's not even denying that she can     defeat the Four Great Kings in two episodes. [14:01] Bot     There's also the Hagishirabe Five, [14:03] Bot     the Hagishirabe Celestial Nine, [14:06] Bot     the Hagishirabe Magnificent Ten, [14:07] Bot     the Hagishirabe Eleven, [14:09] Bot     the Hagishirabe Twelve Heavenly Generals... [14:11] Bot     and of course, the Hagishirabe Thirteen. [14:13] Nat     Wait! These groups keep getting bigger! [14:15] Bot     Thirteen is just one guy. [14:17] Bot     He's a silent assassin. [14:19] Nat     You meant that "13"?! [14:21] Bot     But it's true... [14:22] Bot     It'd be a nuisance to fight that     many opponents one at a time. [14:26] Bot     We should get them all together... [14:28] Bot     and have a tournament in     an underground arena. SIGN    Byakko SIGN    Seiryuu [14:32] Announcer     The Four Bear Kings     didn't stand a chance! [14:34] Announcer     She's not as sweet as her name suggests! [14:37] Announcer     The Bursting Queen: [14:38] Announcer     Hagitsuki-ryuu, Oohagi Botan! [14:42] Man     Kill 'em! Kill 'em! [14:44] Nat     Um... [14:47] Nat     Sorry to interrupt such an exciting daydream, [14:49] Nat     but why does the arena     have to be underground? [14:52] Cla     Plus, we don't actually     have an underground arena. [14:54] Cla     Perhaps I should start     construction on one? [14:57] Nat     That's not necessary. [14:59] Cla     I do have an above-ground arena, but... [15:01] Nat     Why do you have one of those?! SIGN    Enemies SIGN    Botan SIGN    But if we have a tournament, SIGN    it'll mostly be your enemies destroying each other! SIGN    Enemies destroying each other SIGN    Enemies destroying each other SIGN    Is Hagishirabe-ryuu made up entirely of idiots? [15:13] Bot     I realize it now! [15:15] Nat     She's the real idiot here! [15:18] Sak     The real problem here is that     Botan-chan is the only fighter among us. SIGN    Civilian 1 SIGN    Civilian 2 [15:23] Sak     We're civilians, so we'd lose     almost all of our screen time. SIGN    Civilian 3 SIGN    Civilian 4 [15:30] Bot     That's not true. [15:32] Bot     I may be the only one who can     fight the Hagishirabe-ryuu... [15:38] Bot     But... [15:39] Bot     No matter how difficult the battle I face, [15:42] Bot     as long as you four support me... [15:45] Bot     My friends' voices will revive me four times. [15:49] Nat     Why does each club member     equal one extra life?! [15:52] Nat     She really does have game brain! [15:56] Cla     Natsuki-san, the looming threat isn't     simply a matter of raw strength. [16:01] Nat     What? [16:04] Cla     The Kokonoe family's riches make it     extremely powerful in politics and business. [16:09] Cla     But there are other families     that hold similar influence. SIGN    Nine Family     Hierarchy SIGN    Hitoeume Family     Futaenokiwami Family     Miegasane Family     Shijuusou Family     Gojuunotou Family     Rokujuubako Family     Nanaenotaki Family     Yaezakura Family     Kokonoe Family [16:14] Cla     If we lose popularity as a gag anime, [16:16] Cla     they will all start moving to     upset the existing hierarchy. [16:20] Nat     She brought up another scenario! [16:22] Cla     Then, we will enter into a social battle of wits. [16:25] Nat     What? SIGN    Director SIGN    Producer [16:26] Nat     But the writers don't know     anything about that stuff! [16:30] Cla     We'll do, like... [16:33] Cla     stock— [16:34] Cla     stock tra— [16:36] Cla     insider trading... [16:39] Cla     of stock. [16:40] Nat     Their lack of knowledge is already showing! [16:44] Sak     A tournament in an underground     arena or a social battle of wits... [16:49] Sak     Natsuki-chan. [16:50] Sak     You're mistaken if you think a retool will     shift this series to the battle genre. [16:54] Nat     Huh? [16:56] Sak     When popularity drops, [16:58] Sak     they add more pointless fanservice! [17:00] Nat     We're going in that direction, too?! [17:02] Sak     Every time you open a door,     someone's getting changed! [17:06] Sak     When the wind blows, the pantyshots abound! [17:08] Nat     Why?! [17:14] Sak     Bras fall from the second floor! [17:15] Nat     Does that even count as fanservice?! [17:18] Sak     That's the world that awaits us! [17:20] Nat     What kind of world is that? [17:22] Cla     Should I have a shower     installed in the club room? [17:26] Nat     I don't think that's necessary. [17:27] Bot     No, wait. [17:29] Bot     If we have a shower in the club room, [17:31] Bot     I can train any time I want, can't I? [17:33] Nat     I told you, outgrow that in elementary school! [17:36] Nat     Besides, that's only if we need a retool... [17:40] Nat     And why was it only me in     all those fanservice shots? [17:43] Sak     But we are being retooled. [17:46] Sak     This is the third episode of our show,     and we still haven't caught fire! [17:51] Nat     Huh? You were being serious?! [17:54] Sak     When it comes to late-night anime, [17:56] Sak     episode 3 is where people decide     if they'll keep watching or not. [17:59] Sak     Our entire future's riding on how     well episode 3 draws in the crowd! [18:06] Nat     That scene earlier where     Botan-senpai was training... [18:09] Nat     A lot of the shots were from weird angles... [18:12] Nat     Is that what you're talking about?! [18:14] Sak     Exactly. [18:14] Sak     Having an episode about sports is another     sign that the retooling has begun. [18:23] Nat     Wait, wait! [18:24] Nat     This isn't even right! [18:29] Bot     Whew, I'm glad I made my signal there. [18:32] Nat     No, no... [18:32] Nat     That signal isn't covering anything! [18:34] Nat     Look! Your whole body is blurred out! [18:37] Sak     And look what happened to this scene! [18:42] Cla     Sakura-sa— No. [18:46] Cla     Ignorant peasant! [18:47] Cla     I'll let you be my personal servant, [18:49] Cla     so make me some tea on your hands and knees! [18:53] Nat     Claire-senpai's character     has completely changed! [18:56] Aza     Mine has, too! [18:58] Sak     That means we have to do everything we     can to make them laugh, no matter the cost. [19:05] Sak     Okay, since you haven't said anything     since the commercial break, Karin-chan... [19:09] Kar     Y-Yes? [19:10] Sak     Say something funny! [19:13] Sak     That will be the punchline for this segment. [19:17] Sak     It also has to sum up     everything we've talked about. [19:19] Nat     She's asking the impossible! [19:22] Kar     Um, let's see... [19:25] Kar     What do Chronicles of the     Going Home Club punchlines [19:28] Kar     and the ball in a one-player     softball game have in common? [19:32] Nat     You're going with a riddle? [19:34] Sak     What do they have in common? [19:37] Kar     They keep getting thrown away! [19:38] Sak     Good one! SIGN    Cute [19:40] Cla     Karin-san... [19:41] Cla     you've grown over the course     of three episodes, too. [19:44] Cla     I have nothing left to teach you. [19:47] Nat     Um... Was it really that good? [19:51] Kar     Oh, yeah! [19:52] Kar     Ah, can I say one more thing? [19:55] Sak     What'll it be this time? An acrostic? [19:58] Kar     No... [20:00] Sak     Oh, I know! [20:01] Sak     "These softball jokes are     reaching fever pitch," [20:04] Sak     or something like that, right? [20:06] Kar     No, it's something I've been wanting     to point out for some time... [20:10] Kar     This isn't episode 3. [20:12] Kar     It's episode 4. [20:14] Girls     What? [20:17] Nat     B-B-But what do we do about the retool?! [20:20] Bot     We'll have to pound each     other in a tournament! [20:22] Nat     We don't have time to     round up fighters now! [20:25] Sak     Then, I'll just have to get naked! [20:28] Nat     Don't be so hasty! [20:29] Sak     Let me go, Natsuki-chan! [20:31] Cla     That's it! [20:31] Sak     I have to do it before it's too late! [20:33] Cla     The ending song! [20:35] Nat     Haven't we used that joke enough already?! [20:37] Cla     No. That's not what I mean. [20:39] Cla     It's the smallest retooling we can do. [20:41] Cla     Change the ending song! [20:44] Nat     What? We can do that now? [20:47] Cla     Hello, it's me. [20:50] Cla     Could I request a new ending song? [20:53] Cla     Yes. Right now! [22:29] Nat     The... The Kokonoe Corporation is formidable... [22:34] Nat     You sang that, didn't you, Botan-senpai? [22:37] Bot     I can't turn down a request from Claire... [22:40] Nat     So who were you duetting with? [22:44] Aza     Yo! SIGN    Preview [22:47] Cla     Claire here. [22:48] Cla     Honeypot ants store large amounts     of nectar in their bodies. [22:51] Cla     But as a result, they're sometimes     eaten by humans as candy. SIGN    Bam SIGN    Hermann Hesse "Jugendgedenken" SIGN    "Now I see what kind of guy you are." [22:54] Cla     It's kinda sad, isn't it? [22:56] Cla     Next time, Record 15:     The Demon King's Dignity. SIGN    "Now I see what kind of guy you are."     "Uh..." [22:59] Cla     And two more! SIGN    Going Home Club Miniature Theater [23:01] Girls     Going Home Club Miniature Theater! [23:05] Bot     Natsuki, what are you eating? [23:07] Nat     Huh? Red bean donuts. [23:10] Bot     Donu— [23:12] Bot     You're a cannibal?! [23:13] Nat     Of course not! [23:15] Nat     Do I look like a fried pastry?! [23:17] Bot     Pastry... [23:19] Bot     O-Oh, PRD! [23:22] Bot     Past misdeeds... Revealed for Your destruction... [23:26] Bot     Your past misdeeds involve donuts? [23:28] Nat     You're going back to the PRD thing?! [23:30] Nat     And I told you that's     not what it stands for! [23:33] Bot     But your name even sounds like "donuts." [23:35] Bot     They say names and natures often agree. [23:38] Bot     All I can see when I look at you now is donuts! [23:41] Nat     How am I a donut?! SIGN    Donuts SIGN    An-dou Nats-uki [23:54] Aza     Yummy! [23:58] Girls     See you next time! E5 - The Demon King's Dignity \ Recommended Literature \ Vaguely Remembered Folk Tales Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Who rides there so late through the night dark and drear? SIGN    The father it is, with his infant so dear. SIGN    He holdeth the boy tightly clasped in his arm, SIGN    He holdeth him safely, he keepeth him warm. [00:52] Nat     So... what are you singing, exactly? [00:55] Sak     It's Schubert's "Demon King!" [00:57] Nat     And why that song? [00:59] Sak     This song was written in the 19th century. [01:02] Sak     The composer died more     than fifty years ago. [01:06] Sak     Which means... [01:08] Sak     We can use it in our show [01:10] Sak     without paying any royalties     to the composer's estate! SIGN    Record 15 SIGN    The Demon King's Dignity SIGN    "Demon King" SIGN    Composed by Schubert SIGN    Created by adding music to a poem by Goethe. [02:52] Cla     "Demon King," huh? [02:54] Cla     I play Schubert's songs on my     Steinway now and then, but... [02:58] Cla     When I was in middle school, [03:00] Cla     I really admired people     who could play that piece. [03:03] Kar     I know what you mean. [03:05] Kar     My teacher in middle school     said it was amazing, too. [03:08] Kar     I think... [03:09] Kar     it goes: "My father, my father,     the Demon King is coming," right? [03:16] Nat     Sakura-senpai, you told us before     that you were in the Chorus Club, [03:20] Nat     but I never knew you could sing in German, too. [03:23] Kar     Did you also sing "Die Moldau" in German? [03:26] Kar     That's amazing, Sakura-senpai! [03:28] Kar     You're bilingual! [03:30] Sak     Aw... [03:32] Bot     I learned "Demon King"     in middle school, as well, [03:34] Bot     but the Demon King in the song is     kind of a weak bad guy, isn't he? [03:38] ---     Huh? [03:39] Bot     All he did was seduce a kid and kill him. [03:43] Bot     He's like an urban legend, at most. [03:45] Nat     It does seem a bit small-scale     for the work of a Demon King. [03:50] Bot     He also doesn't meet any of the criteria     for desirable qualities in a Demon King. [03:55] Nat     Desirable qualities in a Demon King? [03:59] Bot     Here's what you look for in a Demon King! SIGN    Overwhelmingly Powerful Magic [04:03] Bot     First, overwhelmingly powerful magic. SIGN    Charisma to Command Underlings [04:06] Bot     Next, the charisma to command underlings. SIGN    Grand Ambition [04:09] Bot     And finally, grand ambition! [04:11] Sak     If those are the criteria, he'd instantly     fail an interview for the Demon King job. [04:16] Nat     Failure as a Demon King?! [04:17] Kar     After all, kidnapping a child seems     like a job for an underling, doesn't it? [04:22] Cla     Then, maybe the song actually     went something like this: SIGN    Dear infant, oh, come thou with me! SIGN    Many fun games I will play with thee! SIGN    My father, my father! SIGN    The Demon King's a creep! SIGN    A creep? SIGN    Hey! SIGN    If you won't come quietly, I'll just take you by force! SIGN    Rain down on him: SIGN    Dark Meteor! SIGN    But he didn't have enough MP!! SIGN    Nothing... SIGN    My boy, 'tis only the wail of the wind. [05:05] All     He's just a grunt... [05:08] Kar     Against a Demon King like that, [05:09] Kar     I could have my casters use     normal melee attacks on him. SIGN    I'm not gonna waste my MP on you! SIGN    Oof! [05:17] Nat     But he's a Demon King... [05:18] Cla     He's so low-level, he wouldn't be able     to appear if you used Holy Water. SIGN    Oh, no! Some holy power is protecting him! [05:24] Nat     But he's a Demon King! [05:25] Sak     I bet insta-kill spells would even work on him. SIGN    Death! [05:29] Nat     But he's a Demon King! [05:30] Bot     I bet he's some low-level monster who     just calls himself the Demon King. [05:34] Nat     That sounds about right. [05:36] Cla     Perhaps I should report him to the Fair     Trade Commission for false advertising. [05:41] Sak     No, the more pertinent matter is: [05:43] Sak     How can we get him to act like     a true Demon King should? SIGN    Let's do it!! Reinvent the Demon King! [05:46] ---     Let's brainstorm that instead! [05:50] Kar     The first criterion was     "overwhelmingly powerful magic," right? [05:53] Sak     Oh, I see. [05:55] Bot     A Demon King would need a reason     to abduct children in person. [05:59] Sak     Yes! That is important! [06:06] Cla     With these changes in mind, [06:08] Cla     perhaps it'd go a bit more like this? SIGN    Demon King SIGN    Lyrics: Going Home Club Music: Schubert SIGN    Who rides there so late through the night dark and drear? SIGN    The father it is, with his infant so dear. SIGN    Father, I'm scared! SIGN    I can't believe the demons have discovered that my boy SIGN    was born with the mark of a hero on his right hand! SIGN    Father! The Demon King! SIGN    What?! SIGN    Greetings, future hero. SIGN    You are the dark Demon King, Veribadd! SIGN    Out of respect to the hero's mark you bear, SIGN    I have come to slay you with my own hand. SIGN    Now, die in the depths of despair! SIGN    Dark Meteor! SIGN    The boy was killed. His father saw nothing but darkness before his eyes! [07:11] Nat     Huh? Game over?! [07:14] Nat     Well, he's definitely more     like a Demon King now, [07:16] Nat     but doesn't that make the game impossible?! [07:17] Sak     Well, the story had a bad ending to begin with. [07:21] Sak     This is just the inevitable result     of making the Demon King stronger. [07:24] Sak     Besides, it gives the song a moving finale! SIGN    Oh, my boy... How wretched that you had to die!! [07:34] Nat     He comes back to life?! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery SIGN    That strawberry mousse looks delicious. I'm so hungry! -Karin [07:41] Cm     Even Kintaro-san would be satisfied! [07:43] Cm     This is much more reliable than     investing in foreign exchange! [07:46] Cm     Gold is a safe investment. [07:49] Cm     If you want to buy gold,     come to Yaezakura Gold! SIGN    Safe and Reliable Investment Management SIGN    Yaezakura GOLD [07:52] Cm     Yaezakura Gold! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club [08:04] Sak     Well, now that the commercial's over, [08:06] Sak     let's get hyped up for our "Reinvent the     Demon King: Before and After" in the B part! SIGN    Then she heard the toka-ton-ton. [08:17] Bot     My life's goal is to cultivate my willpower [08:21] Bot     and become a strong person. [08:25] Sak     You say such wonderful things, Botan-chan. [08:29] Sak     Are you K now? [08:30] Nat     What kind of retort was that? [08:32] Nat     But what about reinventing the Demon King? SIGN    Toka-ton-ton SIGN    Toka-ton-ton [08:37] Sak     Well, once I heard that sound,     I lost the will to do it. [08:41] Nat     "That sound"? SIGN    "Toka-ton-ton" A mysterious sound that comes from nowhere and makes you     lose the motivation for what you're doing. Source: Dazai Osamu, Tokatonton [08:43] Aza     "Toka-ton-ton": [08:44] Aza     A mysterious sound that     comes from nowhere and [08:48] Aza     makes you lose the motivation     for what you're doing. [08:50] Aza     It comes from Dazai Osamu's     short story, "Tokatonton." [08:53] Aza     By the way, it's often used     as an excuse by lazy writers. SIGN    Record 16 SIGN    Recommended Literature SIGN    fad(500,1)\i1}Kokoro* SIGN    A novel written by SIGN    Natsume Soseki. [09:08] Cla     We second years are currently reading     Natsume Soseki's Kokoro in Modern Lit. [09:14] Cla     K is one of the characters. [09:17] Cla     Have you two read it? [09:19] Nat     In middle school, I read it for a book report. [09:23] Nat     How about you, Karin? [09:25] Kar     Kokoro? [09:28] Nat     You've never read it, have you? SIGN    Kokoro by Natsume Soseki [09:30] Bot     Kokoro is really popular     in our class right now. [09:34] Sak     Since last week, more and more people [09:37] Sak     seem to be going out to buy the novel. [09:39] Sak     It's become quite a movement. [09:42] Nat     But it's in the textbook. [09:44] Nat     People are still buying the novel? [09:46] Sak     What's in the textbook is only     an extract from the full novel. [09:49] Sak     A lot of students want     to read the whole thing. [09:52] Sak     So now... SIGN    Boom SIGN    fad(200,1)\i1}Kokoro* Goes Here [09:54] Sak     Our classroom has its own Kokoro collection! [09:57] Kar     Wow! [09:58] Kar     That's amazing! [10:00] Kar     Claire-senpai, has this movement     reached your class? [10:05] Cla     It's not to that extent in my class. [10:08] Cla     But my textbook is custom-made,     so it contains the full text. SIGN    Modern Literature SIGN    Claire's Personal Textbook [10:12] Nat     That's a pointless customization! [10:14] Sak     Since the opportunity presented itself, I tried [10:17] Sak     reading it from the start, too, but... [10:19] Nat     How was it? [10:20] Sak     The full version felt weird. [10:21] Nat     Are you critiquing a J-Pop song?! [10:23] Sak     But that Sensei character is such a NEET... [10:27] Sak     The hook was the only good part of it. [10:29] Nat     Where?! [10:30] Nat     Where's the hook in a novel?! [10:32] Sak     Anyway, lately, the people     in my class have been quoting [10:35] Sak     lines from Kokoro for all situations. [10:38] Sak     Right, Botan-chan? [10:39] Bot     Yeah. [10:40] Bot     This is the most popular one. [10:42] Bot     Spiritually, you must... [10:44] Bot     keep seeking to improve yourself or you're a... [10:47] Bot     buffoon! [10:49] Sak     There it is! SKB! SIGN    S: Spiritually you must     K: Keep seeking to improve yourself or you're a     B: Buffoon [10:51] Nat     You abbreviate it?! [10:52] Nat     When would you ever use that?! [10:53] Kar     Um, what does that phrase even mean? [10:57] Cla     One of the characters in the novel     unleashes it on his best friend, K, [11:00] Cla     as a killing blow to his heart. [11:03] Kar     Oh, I see. [11:05] Nat     Well, that's not exactly wrong, but... [11:08] Aza     There was a dead seal at Kinosaki. [11:13] Sak     But there are a lot of good stories     in our literature textbooks. [11:17] Sak     When I was in middle school, [11:19] Sak     I really liked reading Memories of Youth. [11:22] Cla     That's a short story by Herman Hesse, right? SIGN    Herman Hesse     "Memories of Youth" SIGN    "So that's the kind of guy you are." [11:24] Aza A     So that's the kind of guy you are. SIGN    "Uh..." [11:27] Aza B     Uh... [11:28] Sak     I was like, why are these people getting     so heated over something like bugs? [11:33] Nat     Huh? She hasn't read it at all! [11:36] Bot     Yeah, you're right. [11:37] Bot     The emperor moth and Ryuji the     praying mantis are like cockroaches. [11:41] Bot     They're all just bugs. [11:42] Nat     You people get right to the heart of things... [11:45] Kar     Oh yeah... Wasn't there a story     about going out to buy apples? [11:49] Cla     Apples? [11:50] Cla     What kind of story was it? [11:52] Bot     I think I know. [11:53] Bot     A little fox goes out on     a snowy day to buy apples. [11:55] Nat     The little fox went out to buy mittens. [11:58] Sak     What happened in it? [12:00] Kar     Let me see... [12:01] Kar     I think Takashi-kun takes 1,000     yen with him to go shopping, [12:05] Kar     and the apples are 80 yen apiece... [12:12] Kar     Never mind. That was math. [12:13] Nat     How did you get those mixed up?! SIGN    Cute [12:15] Nat     Do you use that for everything?! [12:18] Aza     The seal laughed and laughed! [12:22] Cla     I always loved "Run, Melos!" [12:24] Nat     That's by Dazai Osamu, right? [12:26] Cla     Melos and Campanella's friendship... [12:28] Cla     was truly wonderful! [12:30] Nat     You're mixing up two different stories! [12:32] Cla     That isn't right? [12:33] Nat     Melos using the Galactic     Railroad would be cheating! [12:36] Aza     Giovanni, your father will     return with a sealskin coat! [12:39] Nat     It's otter skin! [12:41] Sak     That's not it. [12:42] Sak     "Run, Melos!" goes like this: [12:45] Sak     Melos gets enraged! [12:47] Sak     He decides that he must     eliminate the evil tyrant king! [12:54] Sak     But just then, he hears the "toka-ton-ton." SIGN    Ah, forget this. [13:00] Nat     Melos fails! [13:04] Bot     There's also "The Moon Over the Mountain." [13:06] Kar     "The Moon Over the Mountain"? [13:07] Cla     It's about a minor official who fails to become [13:10] Cla     a poet, so he becomes a tiger instead. [13:12] Nat     Well, that's not entirely wrong, but... [13:14] Kar     Becomes... a tiger? [13:19] Sak     Botan! A tiger! [13:20] Sak     You will become a tiger! SIGN    The Moon Over the Mountain [13:30] Nat     No, it's not like that at all... [13:32] Sak     I'll explain it so you can understand. [13:35] Sak     "The Moon Over the Mountain" goes like this: SIGN    Today was another miserable day. SIGN    Every Sunday night, SIGN    I find myself thinking the same thing. SIGN    It's a lazy day off, when nothing happens and nothing changes. SIGN    I wish things could stay like this forever. SIGN    But... SIGN    The Monday Over the Miserable SIGN    Is that you, Atsushi-kun? SIGN    Yes, it's me. SIGN    My overwhelming narcissism has transformed me into a tiger. SIGN    Come on, smile. SIGN    Despite this wretched form I've ended up in, SIGN    I still dream of seeing all the narcissistic poems SIGN    I've written since middle school published in an anthology, SIGN    debuting to rave reviews and a huge print run, SIGN    and having all the girls falling at my feet. SIGN    I know! SIGN    Before my soul turns completely into a tiger's, SIGN    please listen to the poems I've written. SIGN    They're all masterpieces! SIGN    I just know they'll touch you deeply! [14:58] Nat     Way to scare someone off... [15:00] Kar     In other words, if a poet does not train     himself mentally, he'll become a tiger, right? [15:07] Nat     Anyway, funny how we all just have     vague recollections of these stories. [15:10] Sak     Because we read all of     them in class, I guess. [15:12] Sak     No wonder our memories are so vague. [15:15] Nat     You sound completely unashamed about that! SIGN    Record 17 SIGN    Vaguely-Remembered Folk Tales [15:18] Sak     By the way, I saw a commercial using     the character Kintaro recently... [15:22] Nat     Why are you bringing that up? [15:24] Sak     Well, it made me realize that I don't [15:27] Sak     remember the story of Kintaro very well. [15:29] Nat     Yeah, that's true... [15:31] Bot     Though, I remember Momotaro     and Urashima Taro pretty well. [15:35] Cla     Didn't he sumo-wrestle a bear? [15:38] Sak     Yeah, I think I sorta     remember that happening. [15:41] Sak     But the way you always picture     Kintaro is like that, right? SIGN    Gold [15:45] Nat     Yeah, Kintaro with an ax on his shoulder. SIGN    Where do you want to use the ax? [15:51] Nat     Ax? [15:53] Nat     Ax? [15:55] Nat     Where did he use an ax, again? [15:59] Sak     The part where he kills a bear? [16:01] Nat     His story isn't that graphic! [16:03] Kar     Or no matter how many times he chops     the bear, it still has the same face? [16:06] Nat     You're thinking of Kintaro candy! [16:08] Cla     I remember now. [16:10] Cla     Kintaro drops the ax into a lake. [16:12] Cla     Then, a bear rises out of it... SIGN    Kintaro-san. SIGN    Did you drop this golden ax or this silver— [16:20] Nat     That's Aesop! [16:22] Bot     Didn't the village chief send Kintaro out [16:25] Bot     on a quest to hunt bears with his ax? SIGN    Battle-ax: Leg-Locker Ax (Mod)          Attack Poison          Sharpness          Equipment Critical [16:27] Nat     Kintaro didn't go hunting, and     he never made bear-based equipment! [16:31] Bot     But that game is really tough at first, you know? [16:34] Bot     It's hard to make any progress. [16:36] Nat     That's because you try to solo them! [16:39] Kar     Maybe it's more like this! SIGN    Being late on my first day after transferring to a new school is the pits! [16:51] Aza     What happens next? SIGN    Still in the circle! Still in! Still in! SIGN    Still in! Still in! Still in! SIGN    Wham [17:05] Kin     Whoa! It's a bear! [17:07] Nat     He still killed it in the end?! [17:08] Aza     Hand over your millet dumpling! [17:10] Bot     If our memory of Kintaro is this vague, [17:13] Bot     you think we really remember Momotaro     and Urashima Taro as well as we thought? [17:17] Sak     Let's find out, shall we? [17:20] Sak     I'm pretty sure Momotaro starts like this... [17:27] Nar     A long time ago... [17:29] Nar     in a galaxy far, far away, [17:32] Nar     lived an old man and a woman... [17:34] Nat     How many episodes are there?! SIGN    Episode IV: A New Peach     Far away, there lived an old man and an old woman. One day, the old man went     up the mountain to cut grass, while the old woman did the laundry. As she washed     the clothes in the river, a large peach washed up. "My, this will make a nice gfit,"     she said, and took the peach home. [17:35] Nat     Are Episodes 1 to 3 about the old man?! [17:38] Cla     Momotaro had a giant, shaggy-haired monkey,     a shiny friend made of gold, [17:43] Cla     and a robot with a dwarf inside. [17:45] Cla     Together, they went off to fight ogres. [17:47] Nat     The only thing you got right was the monkey! [17:48] Nat     And if you're gonna parody it that much, [17:51] Nat     you might as well show the rest of them! [17:58] Sak     Well, setting that aside,     the old man goes to the mountain, [18:02] Sak     and the old woman goes down     to the river and finds a peach. [18:05] Kar     Then, she performs a C-section     and pulls out a little boy! [18:08] Nat     You recounted the situation accurately,     but your word choice was bizarre! [18:12] Bot     Then, Momotaro travels around     the country buying up properties [18:16] Bot     to defeat the God of Poverty, right? [18:28] Sak     Huh? [18:29] Sak     Aren't you going to retort? [18:31] Nat     Oh... I thought it best to not even     touch that one, so I let it slide. [18:37] Aza     Take 2! [18:40] Cla     Now that I think about it, [18:42] Cla     the idea of a monkey defeating     an ogre is pretty laughable. [18:44] Nat     I wouldn't worry about that part too much. [18:47] Bot     No, monkeys are tougher than you think. [18:50] Nat     Monkeys are scary! [18:53] Nat     What was Urashima Taro's story about? [18:55] Nat     Uh... I think it starts with     some kids harassing a turtle... [19:00] Kar     That's right. [19:01] Kar     Then, he buys the turtle off the     bullies and saves it from them. [19:06] Cla     In other words, he solved     the problem using money. [19:09] Nat     Yes, but you make it sound so dirty! [19:12] Sak     Now, now... [19:13] Sak     If he hadn't used money to solve the problem,     he couldn't have saved the turtle. [19:17] Nat     Weren't there any other options?! [19:19] Sak     And if Urashima Taro hadn't saved the turtle... SIGN    I couldn't even save one little turtle... SIGN    I regret ever being born. [19:30] Nat     Taro! Live on! [19:32] Aza     Just make a boat out of mud! [19:34] Kar     Now, what was "Fire-Crackle Mountain" about? [19:37] Sak     It's about a rabbit who traps a     raccoon dog and drowns him. [19:41] Nat     What?! Wait... [19:42] Kar     What about "The Crab and the Monkey"? [19:44] Bot     The crab's crew gang up on a     monkey and torture him to death. [19:47] Nat     Wait! Wait! [19:49] Kar     "The Man Who Made the Dead Trees Blossom"? [19:50] Cla     He burns a dead dog and scatters     the ashes to make a tree blossom. SIGN    Make this tree blossom! [19:54] Nat     That's true, but... [19:55] Sak     Now that I think about it... [19:57] Sak     a lot of those old folktales are really violent! [20:00] Girls     They sure are. [20:01] Nat     It's your memories that are making them violent! [20:14] Sak     The crows are calling, [20:17] Sak     so it's time to go home. SIGN    Going Home Above All [20:41] Sak     Hey, Natsuki-chan! [20:43] Nat     Coming! SIGN    Going Home Club SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Kintaro SIGN    Going Home Club SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Urashima Taro [22:20] Nat     Huh?! [22:21] Nat     No one looked into it? [22:23] Sak     Didn't you look into it, Natsuki-chan? [22:26] Nat     Well, no. [22:28] Nat     I thought one of you would have done so. [22:31] Nat     And I figured it wouldn't really matter     if we didn't find out, anyway... [22:36] Bot     Spiritually, you must... [22:37] Bot     keep seeking to improve     yourself or you're a... [22:39] Bot     buffoon! [22:42] Nat     I'm a failure?! SIGN    Natsuki Fails!! SIGN    Preview [22:46] Kar     Karin here. [22:47] Kar     Did you know that dugongs     have crescent-shaped tails, [22:49] Kar     and manatees have paddle-shaped tails? [22:52] Kar     I forget what "kabaddi" tails are shaped like. [22:55] Kar     Next time, Record 18:     Youth is an Explosion! [22:58] Kar     And two others. SIGN    Going Home Club Miniature Theater [23:04] Kar     Sakura-senpai isn't like a pastry at all, is she? [23:08] Cla     You're right. [23:09] Cla     I think Doumyouji is the name of a temple. [23:11] Kar     What? [23:11] Kar     Sakura-senpai entered the priesthood? [23:14] Kar     I've been so rude to her! [23:17] Cla     Calm down, Karin-san. [23:18] Cla     Sakura-san has hair. [23:21] Cla     She's not a monk. [23:22] Kar     B-But it could be a wig... [23:25] Cla     That's true. [23:26] Cla     If you think of them as parts,     they could easily detach. [23:29] Kar     And her bangs too? [23:30] Cla     The rest could be painted on. [23:33] Sak     That is not the case! [23:34] Cla     Sakura-san! [23:35] Sak     Stop playing around, you two. [23:37] Sak     My name is— [23:39] Cla     Shh! [23:40] Kar     Lord, have mercy on me... [23:41] Cla     Come on. Take off your wig. [23:43] Sak     Don't "Come on" me! [23:44] Sak     You can pray to me all you like,     but I won't bless you! [23:48] Aza     Toka-ton-ton. Toka-ton-ton. [23:50] Sak     Anyway, it's not made up of parts. [23:53] Sak     It's a helmet! [23:57] Girls     See you next time! E6 - Youth is an Explosion \ Guilty Judge \ The Four Heavenly Kings of Hagishirabe-ryuu Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:19] Sak     Botan-chan! SIGN    Record 18 SIGN    Youth is an Explosion [02:16] Sak     With you here, Botan-chan,     kick-the-can turns into a crap game! [02:20] Bot     But games like this aren't fun     if you don't take them seriously. [02:24] Sak     I understand that. [02:26] Sak     I just wish you'd learn some restraint. [02:28] Bot     If I kicked it halfheartedly and     it hit someone, it'd be dangerous. [02:33] Bot     Instead, I'm making it burn     up in the atmosphere. [02:35] Sak     Are you a human catapult?! [02:37] Sak     But that's the fourth can we've lost! [02:40] Sak     How many cans of coffee are you     gonna make Natsuki-chan drink?! [02:46] Nat     Why do I have to drink them all myself?! [02:49] Kar     Now she gives us a retort! [02:51] Cla     I was wondering when you'd jump in. [02:54] Nat     Whenever I try to yell, I feel like... [02:57] Kar     Nat-chan? [02:58] Cla     Are you all right? [02:59] Bot     You're the one who wanted     to play kick-the-can, Sakura. [03:03] Bot     You can't say it's a crap game now... SIGN    Some Minutes Ago [03:07] Aza     Some minutes ago... [03:10] Cla     How cute! [03:11] Cla     You baked these too, Karin-san? [03:13] Kar     Yup, I did! [03:15] Kar     What do you think? [03:16] Cla     They're great! [03:18] Kar     I'm so happy! [03:19] Sak     Okay! Today, let's play a game     as kids of our generation do! [03:23] Kar     We're all going to play? [03:25] Sak     Yeah! [03:26] Sak     But now that I think about it,     this game only goes up to four players. [03:31] Sak     I guess someone will be left out! [03:34] Sak     Sorry, Natsuki-chan! [03:36] Bot     Okay. I'll set the traps and bombs, [03:39] Bot     and capture monsters once     they're partially destroyed. [03:41] Nat     Okay. I'm gonna go pick mushrooms. [03:43] Cla     I'll go gather some honey. [03:45] Kar     I'm going to practice with the controls. [03:48] Cla     We just ran out of honey, anyway. [03:50] Bot     Karin, why are you     cooking meat over there? [03:53] Kar     Oh, this one's an enemy too, isn't it? [03:55] Nat     You can tell it's a monster by looking at it! [03:57] Cla     Botan-san, you capture them way too fast. [04:01] Sak     You fools! [04:02] Sak     What's wrong with you?! [04:03] Sak     Why are you sitting inside playing     video games on such a nice day? [04:06] Sak     This is what's wrong with our generation! [04:08] Nat     You sure changed your mind quick! [04:10] Kar     Ah, but... [04:11] Kar     Sakura-senpai, you're the one     who wanted to play a game... [04:14] Sak     That isn't what I meant. [04:16] Nat     Are you a politician now? [04:19] Sak     I want to play something that     doesn't use electricity, [04:22] Sak     like people did in the     days before video games. [04:24] Bot     P-Play something...     that's not a video game? [04:27] Nat     Why do you look genuinely confused?! [04:30] Nat     You're making our generation look worse! [04:33] Cla     Why don't we exchange love poems? [04:35] Nat     We don't have to do     something that outdated! [04:36] Nat     We don't have to do something     that refined, either! [04:39] Kar     Then, what should we play? [04:46] Kar     What should we play? [04:49] Sak     W-We should play... [04:55] Sak     Kick-the-can! [04:56] Sak     That's it! [04:57] Sak     Today, we'll go to the park     and play kick-the-can! SIGN    The Present [05:01] Aza     And back in the present... [05:05] Bot     But now that I think about it... [05:07] Bot     Buying coffee from a vending machine [05:09] Bot     means we're still using electricity, doesn't it? [05:11] Sak     That's nitpicking! [05:12] Sak     You don't have to count that! [05:14] Aza     Even though it's coffee in a can... [05:17] Aza     ...you cannot count it! [05:24] Sak     A-Anyway, I'm giving Botan-chan a handicap     so we won't lose any more cans. [05:35] Nat     Why do you carry handcuffs around with you? [05:38] Sak     I'm glad I had my "Apprehending     Creeps Starter Kit" on hand! [05:42] Nat     Uh, no. I think using them like     that makes you the creep. [05:45] Sak     Anyway, Natsuki-chan... [05:47] Nat     What? [05:48] Sak     Here. [05:54] Sak     Right! [05:55] Sak     Let's resume the game! [07:00] Sak     Right! Let's resume the game! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery SIGN    The decorative plants in the recording studio. Tee-hee. Calming, aren't they? -Natsuki SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor:     The Corpse in the Middle of the Room     Going Home Club [07:18] Sak     I feel... kinda sick... [07:20] Nat     What's wrong, Sakura-senpai? [07:23] Nat     Did you catch a cold? [07:33] ---     Huh? Hey! [07:35] Nat     Sakura-senpai! [07:37] Nat     Are you okay?! SIGN    It appears the first victim has been chosen. SIGN    Sinful lambs... SIGN    Welcome to the Little Garden of Judgment. SIGN    Now, let us begin. SIGN    The ordeal in which you will confront your sins... SIGN    The Game of Judgment: SIGN    Guilty Judge! SIGN    Record 19: Guilty Judge SIGN    You have all committed a sin. SIGN    Put hand to breast and try to recall it. [08:23] Cla     Which one? [08:24] Kar     No, you need to put your     hand on your own breast! [08:27] Nat     She's just turning into a dirty old man now... [08:31] Bot     But I have no idea what she's talking about. [08:34] ---     Committed a sin? [08:36] Bot     What could we have done? [08:38] Bot     I've repaired everything I've destroyed. [08:42] Cla     That's true. [08:43] Cla     Maybe our sin is not catching     fire as a popular anime yet? [08:47] Nat     Stop talking about that! [08:49] Cla     Then, what on earth could it be? SIGN    If you don't know, then I shall tell you. [08:54] Bot     Having the video so eerily     in sync with our conversation [08:56] Bot     just makes it more annoying. SIGN    It happened during "Record 18: Youth is an Explosion." SIGN    You disregarded your club president, of all people, SIGN    and the four of you played a video game without her, didn't you?! [09:10] Bot     She's really clinging to that grudge. SIGN    Leaving out a friend is simply unforgivable! [09:15] Nat     Then, why did you kill the     club president first? [09:18] Cla     I don't understand why you'd do that. SIGN    Now, let me explain how this game will work. [09:23] Nat     Was all that buildup really necessary? SIGN    While you were distracted, SIGN    I locked this room from the inside! [09:31] Kar     What?! [09:32] Bot     But we're on the inside, right? [09:34] Cla     She sounded dramatic, but I'm pretty     sure that door opens from the inside. [09:39] Nat     Does that door even have a lock? SIGN    In addition, I have taken the liberty of affixing bombs somewhere on your bodies. [09:48] Kar     What?! When?! SIGN    If you do not fulfill the conditions for escape and acquire the room key, SIGN    the bombs will explode and it'll be game over. SIGN    Oh, and another thing: The bombs are invisible to beautiful girls. [10:03] Cla     How could you?! [10:05] Cla     That means none of us here     can find and disarm the bombs! [10:09] Bot     I get it! [10:10] Bot     That's why you killed Sakura first, [10:12] Bot     because she was the only one among     us who could see the bombs! [10:14] Sak     What?! [10:22] Sak     That was just air leaking out of my     lungs and vibrating my vocal cords. [10:28] Nat     That's one talented corpse. SIGN    Now, before we begin the game, there's one thing we must do. SIGN    Sorry to make you do this, SIGN    but can you please place three chairs in a circle facing outwards? [10:41] Nat     So this part's self-service, huh? [10:43] Cla     What a pain. [10:44] Bot     You should be helping us. SIGN    Corpse SIGN    Now, I will reveal the nature of the game that shall judge you. SIGN    It's a game designed to make a person expose their innermost self. SIGN    It's called... SIGN    Musical Chairs! [11:12] Nat     We know that much. [11:13] Bot     After she made us set up the chairs,     why is she trying to sound so smart? SIGN    When the music stops, whoever isn't sitting dies! [11:28] Bot     She started singing. [11:30] Nat     What's with this surreal video? [11:33] Cla     Looks like we have no choice. [11:34] Cla     Let's play along. [11:35] Kar     Yeah, why not? [11:51] Kar     I'm... dead! [11:59] Cla     Karin-san. SIGN    That's one dead. SIGN    How did it feel to sacrifice your friend to survive? [12:11] Cla     Sorry! We all survived! [12:14] Bot     This is lame. What is she even talking about? SIGN    Remove one chair. SIGN    Time for the second round! [12:20] Kar     What?! Even though we all survived? SIGN    Corpse SIGN    And so, the second person dies. SIGN    Now, remove one more chair. SIGN    Who will survive to the end? [12:55] Kar     Just one chair now? [12:57] Bot     Four people on one chair isn't gonna be easy... [13:06] Girls     We did it! SIGN    Well? SIGN    How did it feel to sacrifice your friends to survive? SIGN    Can you live with the pain of your loneliness from now on? [13:18] Bot     Hey, Claire, don't you think     you're clutching me a bit too tight? [13:20] Cla     I don't have a choice! [13:22] Kar     Senpai, that tickles! [13:24] Nat     Claire-senpai, stop that! [13:33] Cla     Oh, yeah... [13:34] Cla     Did you know there's a pancake festival     going on now at the family restaurant? [13:37] Cla     I made reservations for today,     so shall we all go together? [13:40] Kar     Hooray! [13:41] Bot     Pancakes sound good. [13:43] Bot     I've been thinking about them lately. [13:44] Nat     But making reservations for     a family restaurant seems... [13:48] Cla     Oh? Do you think I should have     booked the whole restaurant? [13:51] Nat     That's not what I meant... [14:26] Cla     Shall we, then? [14:36] Sak     Yes! SIGN    Chronicles of the     Going Home Club [14:39] Aza     Pow! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu [14:52] Nar     The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu [15:00] Nar     It cut all ties with Hagitsuki-ryuu, [15:03] Nar     and despite its common origin,     continued to develop along its own path. [15:10] Nar     As time passed, it came to stand opposed      to its parent family, the Hagitsuki-ryuu. [15:15] Nar     These days, nobody even     remembers the reason why. [15:22] Nar     And now, the Four Heavenly Kings of     Hagishirabe-ryuu unite under one roof! SIGN    And now, the Four Heavenly Kings of     Hagishirabe-ryuu unite under one roof!! SIGN    Roar SIGN    Record 20 SIGN    The Four Heavenly Kings      of Hagishirabe-ryuu [15:39] Sei     So, I'd like to begin [15:40] Sei     this regularly-scheduled meeting of the     Hagishirabe-ryuu Four Heavenly Kings. SIGN    The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu [15:45] Sei     Does anyone have any business to discuss? SIGN    The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko [15:48] Bya     Nope. [15:49] Bya     Why do we meet twice a week when     we never have any business to discuss? SIGN    The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku [15:53] Suz     We've totally become regulars at this place. [15:56] Suz     Hey, they've got new menu items today. SIGN    The Anime Lover: The Hopeless Genbu [15:59] Gen     Business... [16:00] Gen     I can't think of any... [16:02] Gen     Wait, what's with this name?! [16:04] Gen     Why am I "hopeless"?! [16:05] Gen     And why is "lover" the word that's     spelled out in red on mine?! [16:10] Suz     You don't deny that you love anime, though? [16:12] Gen     I don't! [16:13] Gen     But I can't point out every     single problem at once, can I?! [16:16] Sei     I hear you, I hear you. [16:18] Sei     We don't have any business to     discuss, anyway. So let's think... [16:23] Sei     ...of a new nickname for him! [16:26] Kings     Hmm... SIGN    The Baseless Genbu [16:32] Sei     The Baseless Genbu! [16:33] Gen     That's not any better! [16:35] Gen     Something baseless isn't of any use! SIGN    The Useless Genbu SIGN    The Pointless Genbu [16:38] Bya     Do you prefer Useless Genbu or Pointless Genbu? [16:42] Gen     They mean the same thing! [16:43] Suz     The Hopeless... SIGN    The Hopeless [16:45] Suz     Fatso. SIGN    The     Hopeless     Fatso [16:46] Gen     That's the part you changed?! [16:47] Gen     That means I'm 100% a burden     to the Four Heavenly Kings! [16:50] Sei     Byakko, want to split a spinach sauté? [16:53] Bya     Sure, let's buzz the waiter. [16:55] Gen     You're bored of the subject already! [16:56] Gen     At least try one more round of suggestions! [17:00] Suz     How about... [17:00] Bya     What? [17:02] Suza     Melon soda! [17:03] Gen     You want me to fetch you some?! [17:05] Bya     I want cola and orange in a 1:1.618 proportion,     in accordance with the golden ratio. [17:09] Gen     Your blending instructions are too specific! [17:11] Gen     I hope you shrink your tank top      in the wash, you idiot! [17:16] Sei     By the way, how's our mortal     enemy Hagitsuki-ryuu doing? [17:20] Bya     Oohagi Botan's club...     The Going Home Club, I think? [17:24] Bya     I hear some younger students have joined it. [17:28] Bya     Mixing cola and orange together is gross! [17:30] Gen     Don't complain! [17:32] Gen     I hope your headband snaps and     slashes your forehead! [17:34] Suz     That first year... [17:35] Suz     I don't like her one bit. [17:38] Suz     When I was monitoring Hagitsuki-ryuu before... [17:42] (Flashback) Kar     Botan-senpai, that strap is so cute. [17:45] (Flashback) Bot     Hm? [17:47] (Flashback) Bot     Oh, this? [17:48] (Flashback) Bot     You can have it if you want. [17:49] (Flashback) Kar     What? Are you sure? [17:51] (Flashback) Bot     Yeah. I've got a whole     bunch of the same one. [17:54] (Flashback) Kar     Wow! [17:56] (Flashback) Bot     Now we'll match, Karin! [17:58] (Flashback) Kar     M-Match? [18:03] Suz     You fools! [18:04] Gen     Wh-What?! [18:06] Suz     Do you know how many stores     I visited to get one like Botan's?! [18:10] Suz     She says: "It's so cute!" [18:11] Suz     and gets it handed to her     by the person herself?! [18:14] Suz     There's only so much I can     take of this world mocking me! [18:16] Gen     Why do you have a matching one, too?! [18:18] Bya     You can buy them on the Net, you know. [18:20] Gen     You have matching ones, too?! [18:22] Gen     You guys don't secretly love     Hagitsuki-ryuu, do you?! [18:25] Sei     Huh?! [18:26] Sei     No way! She's the enemy! [18:28] Bya     If I ever met Botan-chan, I'd kill her! [18:30] Gen     You started using "chan"! [18:32] Waiter     You're Kokonoe-sama who reserved     a table for five, correct? [18:34] Bot     I can't wait! [18:35] Kar     I'm so hungry! [18:36] Sak     I'm famished after all that crying! [18:38] Gen     H-Hagitsuki-ryuu! [18:42] Sei     Fancy seeing you here! [18:44] Bya     It's been so long! [18:45] Suz     Drop in at our dojo again sometime! [18:47] Suz     We've got a score to settle with you! [18:51] Girls     Here she is! [18:51] Girls     Finally! [18:52] Nat     Botan-senpai, those people over there... [18:55] Kar     Are they friends of yours? [18:57] Bot     No, they're my enemies. [18:59] Aza     Float, float, float, float, float! SIGN    Unidentified Flying Animal [19:05] Aza     UFA! SIGN    The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu [19:11] Nar     The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu... SIGN    ...The Rest is Omitted. SIGN    Roar [19:19] Sei     So, I'd like to begin this     week's scheduled meeting. SIGN    The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu [19:23] Sei     Any new business? SIGN    The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko [19:25] Bya     Should we talk about     Hagitsuki-ryuu's activities? SIGN    The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku [19:28] Suz     Let's have a report. SIGN    ____ Lover: ____ Genbu [19:30] Gen     I suppose... [19:32] Gen     Wait, why is it "@#$%&"?! [19:35] Sei     It's okay. [19:36] Sei     They'll remove things like unnatural     light and steam for the DVD release. [19:39] Gen     That's not the point! [19:41] Bya     It's an added perk! [19:42] Gen     Don't take off your tank top all of a sudden! [19:45] Suz     What if it's not removed from the DVD? [19:47] Gen     Don't say that! [19:49] Gen     What will we do if everyone wants a refund? [19:52] Sei     Well, regarding Hagitsuki-ryuu's activities... [19:55] Gen     Yes. That's the business at hand. [20:05] (Flashback) Kar     I want to eat some ice cream! [20:06] (Flashback) Bot     Me, too. [20:13] Gen     You've got everything matching now! [20:16] Gen     Are you sure you don't love     Hagitsuki-ryuu after all? [20:19] Sei     She's the enemy! [20:19] Bya     Fresh Botan-chan! [20:21] Bya     Smile Botan-chan! [20:22] Gen     Stop taking your clothes off! [20:24] Gen     I hope you get scalped by some     warlike tribe, you spiky-headed jerk! [20:28] Gen     You fools! [20:29] Gen     You're the ones who called her the enemy! SIGN    The Merciless Seiryuu SIGN    The Ruthless Byakko SIGN    The Relentless Suzaku [22:25] Ump     Strike! Batter out! [22:27] Ump     Change! SIGN    The Baseless Genbu [22:36] Nar     They will return! SIGN    Hagishirabe-ryuu Four Heavenly Kings SIGN    Preview [22:46] Pre     When you watched the C part, [22:48] Pre     you might be inclined to think      that the Hopeless Genbu's name [22:51] Pre     was changed to the Baseless Genbu. [22:53] Pre     But the truth is, he's still Hopeless. [22:55] Pre     Next episode, Record 21: Sealed Words. [22:58] Pre     We'll show you two others, as well. SIGN    Going Home Club Miniature Theater [23:06] Sak     What's wrong, Natsuki-chan?! [23:08] Sak     Are you feeling ill? [23:09] Sak     Do you need a drink? [23:10] Nat     It appears the first victim has been chosen. [23:11] Sak     There's some canned coffee in the fridge! [23:13] Nat     Sinful Sakura-senpai... [23:13] Sak     You like it black, right? [23:15] Nat     Welcome to the Little Garden of Judgment. [23:18] Nat     Now, let us begin. [23:19] Sak     Natsuki-chan, look, here's some coffee! [23:20] Nat     The ordeal in which you will confront your sins... [23:22] Nat     The Game of Judgment: [23:24] Nat     Guilty Judge Reborn! [23:28] Sak     Look at that, Natsuki-chan! [23:29] Nat     You seem surprised. [23:30] Sak     You're on TV! [23:31] Nat     If you don't know what your sin is,     put hand to breast and try to recall it. [23:32] Sak     Was that Guilty Judge     thing supposed to air today? [23:35] Sak     And... what does "reborn" mean?! [23:38] Nat     If you don't know, then I shall tell you! [23:40] Nat     How dare you make me drink     seven cans of coffee?! SIGN    Can #8 [23:43] Nat     And all of it black! [23:45] Cla     I can't blame Natsuki-san for being angry. [23:47] Sak     Claire-chan! [23:49] Cla     She needs something sweet! [23:50] Cla     Have some sweets from our café! SIGN    Boom [23:53] Cla     Kokono-Éclairs are delicious! [23:55] Nat     You fools! [23:58] Girls     See you next time! E7 - Sealed Words!! \ The Fierce Battle's Conclusion!! \ Surprise Party Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:11] Sak     Right! SIGN    Going Home Club SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: "It's #7" [01:59] Sak     Sorry I kept you waiting! [02:02] Sak     It's just you here, Natsuki-chan? [02:05] Sak     Where's everyone else? [02:07] Nat     Um, Karin is... [02:08] (Flashback) Kar     I-It's due today?! [02:11] Nat     She went to turn in a handout     that she had forgotten was due. [02:14] Sak     I see. [02:16] Sak     So what about the other two? [02:18] (Flashback) Cla     We don't want anything to happen to you. [02:20] (Flashback) Bot     I'll escort you to the faculty room. [02:22] Nat     They were worried about her,     so they tagged along. [02:24] Sak     They coddle her too much. [02:26] Sak     Well, until they get back, why don't     we play Word Chain or something? [02:31] Nat     Playing Word Chain because we're bored almost     seems too tame, compared to your usual ideas. [02:35] Sak     I thought you'd say that! [02:37] Nat     Huh? [02:38] Sak     But what we're about to play is     no ordinary game of Word Chain! [02:43] Sak     We'll be using these Taboo Cards! [02:46] Nat     Taboo Cards?! [02:48] Nar     Taboo Card Rules! [02:50] Nar     Before the game starts, each player     writes a word of their choice on a card, [02:53] Nar     then lays it facedown. [02:56] Nar     This word is considered taboo     throughout the game and, SIGN    N [02:58] Nar     like a word ending with     "n," it ends the game. [03:01] Nat     I get it. [03:02] Nat     You have to avoid using the word     on your opponent's Taboo Card, [03:06] Nat     while also luring the opponent into     saying the word on your own card. [03:10] Sak     And one more thing... [03:12] Sak     All games need some kind of risk and return. [03:15] Sak     If you win, Natsuki-chan,     I'll give you something good. [03:19] Nat     Something good? SIGN    Ribbon [03:21] Nat     F-Fine. [03:23] Nat     Then, if I lose... [03:26] Sak     Of course, if you lose... [03:29] Sak     you have to eat spaghetti     through your nose! [03:31] Nat     Her tastes in game penalties     are so old-fashioned! SIGN    Record 21 SIGN    Sealed Words!! [03:42] Nat     This Taboo Card holds the key to my victory. [03:45] Nat     But what word should I write? [03:49] Nat     I guess I should just pick one that     I wouldn't accidentally say myself... [03:54] Sak     Okay, are you all ready? [03:57] Sak     Once you've written down your     word, you can't change it. [04:01] Sak     It may even be possible [04:02] Sak     that the game is already     decided the moment we both [04:05] Sak     choose our taboo words. [04:07] Nat     We won't know who wins until we play. [04:09] Nat     It's still Word Chain, after all. [04:11] Nat     We're both playing by the same terms. [04:16] Sak     Let's go over the rules! SIGN    Wasabi Octopus [04:17] Sak     The basic rules are the same     as standard Word Chain. [04:20] Sak     If you use a word ending in "n," you lose! [04:23] Sak     If you use the words written     on either Taboo Card, you lose! [04:27] Sak     The time limit is one minute per turn. [04:30] Sak     If you exceed that, you lose! [04:33] Girls     Taboo Card, set! [04:35] Girls     Word Chain, in! [04:36] Sak     I'll go first, [04:37] Sak     with the "ri" of "Shiritori" (Word Chain)! [04:39] ---     Wha— [04:39] Nat     Y-You took the first turn by force! [04:42] Sak     Don't be so naïve, Natsuki-chan! [04:43] Sak     The game's already begun! [04:45] Sak     It's my turn! [04:47] Sak     Risuzaru (squirrel monkey)! [04:48] Nat     A Lead-off Switchup! [04:50] Nar     A Lead-off Switchup! SIGN    Lead-off Switchup [04:52] Nar     As the saying goes:     "Shiritori starts with 'pa.'" [04:55] Nar     Shiritori (Word Chain),     ringo (apple), gorira (gorilla), [04:59] Nar     and rappa* (trumpet) is the standard      opening pattern for a Word Chain. [05:03] Nar     To actively make a change     to that pattern... [05:06] Nar     is called a "Pattern Switchup." SIGN    Pattern Switchup [05:09] Nar     One plan of attack is to lead off     with a word other than "apple." [05:13] Nar     This is known as a "Lead-off Switchup." [05:16] Nar     The goal is to confuse any opponent     prepared to respond with "gorilla," [05:19] Nar     upsetting their rhythm early on. [05:23] Nat     Of course. [05:24] Nat     We're playing with Taboo Card rules. [05:26] Nat     If I had predicted that she'd*     lead off with the usual pattern [05:29] Nat     and selected "apple" as my taboo word, [05:32] Nat     that would've ended the game     right then and there. SIGN    Apple [05:35] Nat     Hence the Lead-off Switchup! [05:37] Nat     R-Ruretto (roulette). [05:39] Sak     Tonneru (tunnel). [05:41] Nat     Sakura responds in a flash! [05:44] Nat     Ruuzu sokkusu (loose socks). [05:45] Sak     Sutooru (stole). [05:48] Nat     Here, Natsuki begins to     suspect something's up... [05:51] (Flashback) Sak     Sutooru (stole). [05:53] Nar     Now, her suspicion turns to certainty. [05:55] Nat     This is... [05:57] Nat     a "Ru" Offensive! [05:58] Nar     The "Ru" Offensive: a strategy that takes advantage SIGN    "Ru" Offensive [06:02] Nar     of the fact that there are far fewer words     beginning with "ru" than ending with "ru," SIGN    ru = Lots SIGN    Ru = Few [06:05] Nar     and thus using only words ending in "ru." [06:08] Nar     There are other, similar strategies,     such as the "Ri" Offensive. [06:12] Nat     That means Sakura-senpai's taboo     word probably starts with "ru." [06:17] Nat     I blurted out "roulette" earlier     without thinking about it, [06:20] Nat     but maybe I should stick with more     obscure words when possible. [06:24] Nat     Ruibe (frozen sashimi). [06:25] Sak     Beeru (veil). [06:26] Nat     Ruchinwaaku (routine work). [06:27] Sak     Kurooru (crawl). [06:29] Nat     Ruigigo (synonym). [06:30] Sak     Gooru (goal). [06:31] Nat     Rukusenburuku (Luxembourg). [06:32] Sak     Kurea fairu (transparent file). [06:33] Nat     Ruaa (lure). [06:34] Sak     Aagairu (argyle). [06:35] Nat     Rui-kokuou (King Louis). [06:37] Sak     Uuru (wool). [06:38] Nat     Ruukii (rookie). [06:39] Sak     Kiihooru (keyhole). [06:40] Nat     Ruumania (Romania). [06:42] Sak     Arumihoiru (aluminum foil). [06:43] Nat     Ruwanda (Rwanda). [06:44] Sak     Daato toraiaru (dirt trial). [06:45] Nat     Ruuju (rouge). [06:46] Sak     Jubunairu (juvenile). [06:47] Nat     Ruupe (magnifying glass). [06:48] Sak     Pearentaru kontorooru.     (parental controls). [06:50] Nat     Ruuzuberuto-daitouryou     (President Roosevelt). [06:51] Sak     Uedingu beru (wedding bell). SIGN    "Exile": A penalty in which a criminal is expelled to a distant land. [06:53] Nat     Rukei (exile). SIGN    "Easel": A stand upon which you prop signs or drawing boards. [06:54] Sak     Iizeru (easel). SIGN    "Exponent": Multiplying a number by itself. [06:56] Nat     Ruijou (exponent). SIGN    "Sea-firefly": A species of ostracod crustacean. [06:57] Sak     Umihotaru (sea-firefly). [06:59] Nat     I'm running out of words! [07:01] Nar     The time limit of one minute per turn [07:03] Nar     clearly has Natsuki on the ropes. [07:07] Nar     Pressure can have a strikingly negative     effect on a person's judgment. [07:11] Nar     Words that she should     know fail to come to her! [07:13] Nar     At this rate, whether she says Sakura's     taboo word or breaks the time limit... [07:19] Nar     it's only a matter of time. [07:23] Nat     I guess it's time... [07:24] Nar     But Natsuki had a plan! SIGN    Counter [07:27] Nar     It was a "Counter"! [07:29] Nar     The "Ru" Offensive, [07:30] Nar     which attacks with a specific syllable,     has one fatal weakness. SIGN    ru     Ru     ru     Ru     ru     Ru     ru [07:33] Nar     This is called the Counter. [07:36] Nar     After exhausting the vocabulary     of words that begin with "ru," SIGN    Ru__ru [07:39] Nar     returning with a word that     both starts and ends with "ru" [07:42] Nar     turns your opponent's     offensive back on them! [07:49] Nar     The word that Natsuki     has kept up her sleeve! [07:51] Nar     That word is: SIGN    Rule [07:53] Nar     Ruuru* (rule)! [07:54] Nat     Ru— [07:56] Nar     But the moment she opened her mouth, [07:58] Nar     a jolt of electricity hit Natsuki! [08:01] Nar     Call it intuition or instinct! [08:03] Nar     Halted by that momentary chill,     Natsuki swallowed the word! [08:09] Nat     I get it. [08:10] Nat     The word that Sakura-senpai*     wrote on her Taboo Card was... [08:13] Nat     Rule! SIGN    Rule [08:14] Nat     She wasn't using her Taboo     Card to defeat me directly. [08:18] Nat     She did it stop me from     countering her "Ru" Offensive! [08:21] Nar     Her guess was correct. [08:24] Sak     So you've caught on? [08:25] Sak     But it's too late, Natsuki-chan. [08:27] Sak     The moment you accepted     this game, you'd already... [08:31] Sak     fallen into my trap! [08:38] Cla     Isn't that a relief? [08:39] Cla     You got your handout turned in. [08:42] Kar     Yes! [08:43] Kar     Do you think Sakura-senpai     has turned up yet? [08:45] Bot     I'm sure she's there by now. [08:47] Kar     So Nat-chan and Sakura-senpai     are in there by themselves? [08:54] Cla     By themselves? [08:56] Cla     Why don't we go grab some     tea before we head back? [08:59] Kar     Why do you want to give     them more time alone? [09:07] Nar     The reason most Word     Chain games take place [09:11] Nar     is to kill time. SIGN    Tanuki (Racoon Dog) [09:15] Nar     I'm Botan! [09:15] Nar     In most cases, Word Chain     is not played competitively. SIGN    Kitsune (Fox) Tanuki (Racoon Dog) [09:17] ---     I'm Claire! SIGN    Neko (Cat) Kitsune (Fox) Tanuki (Racoon Dog) [09:19] ---     I'm Karin! [09:19] Nar     Rather, the intent is simply to keep     the game going as long as possible. SIGN    Komodo Ootokage (Komodo Dragon) Neko (Cat) Kitsune (Fox) Tanuki (Racoon Dog) [09:23] Sak     I bet you've only ever played that dull     form of Word Chain, right, Natsuki-chan? [09:28] Sak     Let me teach you... [09:30] Sak     the Word Chain where you     crush your opponent! SIGN    Record 22: SIGN    The Fierce Battle's Conclusion!! [09:38] Nat     How... [09:40] Nat     How could this turn into     such a war of attrition? [09:43] Nat     My Counter Word against     Sakura-senpai's "Ru" Offensive, SIGN    Rule [09:47] Nat     "Rule," has been taken from me. [09:49] Nat     I'm definitely going to lose now... SIGN    Rouble [09:52] Nat     Runesansu (Renaissance). [09:53] Sak     Sumairu (smile). [09:54] Nat     Ru... [09:56] Nat     Think! Isn't there anything?! [09:58] Nat     Any word that can break this deadlock?! SIGN    Rui Rua SIGN    Rue Ruu [10:01] Nat     Rua, rui, ruu, rue... [10:04] Nat     Leaf through the dictionary of my mind! [10:07] Sak     Well, think long and hard. [10:09] Sak     As long as I respond instantly     to anything you throw at me, [10:13] Sak     you only get sixty seconds to think. [10:19] Sak     You have to stay calm,     at the very least. [10:21] Sak     The more pressured you feel when backed     into a corner, the faster time seems to pass. [10:35] Nat     Ru... Ruuputai (bolo tie). [10:37] Sak     Inisharu (initial). SIGN    Ru [10:40] Nar     The time limit approaches! SIGN    Nicknames: Nose-paghetti, Peperoncino, Al Dente, Spaghetti Aglio e Olio, Carbonara [10:42] Nar     The penalty hangs over her head! [10:44] ---     Olive Oil... Nose-paghetti...     Peperoncino... Carbonara... Al Dente... [10:47] Nar     But the severity of the situation,     contrary to Sakura's expectations... [10:54] Nar     has given Natsuki a flash of insight! [10:56] Nat     That's it! [10:58] Nat     I've got a word that begins and     ends with "ru," other than "rule"! [11:02] Nat     To break out of the "Ru" Offensive... SIGN    Means of Counter [11:04] Nat     A Counter Word! [11:07] Nat     Now it's my turn! [11:09] Nat     Ruuburu (ruble)! [11:11] Sak     Ruble?! SIGN    Ruble SIGN    Roar [11:23] Nat     I've won. [11:24] Sak     Just kidding! [11:27] Sak     Runowaaru (Renoir). SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club [11:45] Sak     Natsuki-chan. You fought hard. [11:49] Sak     I never expected you to find a Counter Word     other than "rule" in a situation like that. [11:54] Sak     You're everything I'd expect     of a junior in my club. [11:57] Sak     But I'd already prepared several     countermeasures to the counter. SIGN    Renaaru (Renard, author) Ruminooru (Luminol, reagent) Ruchiru (Rutile, mineral) [12:04] Sak     That should crush Natsuki-chan's spirit. [12:08] Sak     I've won! [12:13] ---     Wha— [12:14] Nat     Now it's my turn! [12:16] Sak     Why?! [12:17] Sak     How can you still stand?! [12:18] Sak     Why won't you just admit defeat?! [12:20] Nat     Because I am... [12:22] Nat     I am a Word Chainist! [12:24] Sak     What's that?! I've never     heard that title before! [12:27] Sak     What do I do? [12:28] Sak     I didn't crush her spirit enough, and it     seems to have revved her up even more! [12:31] Nat     Ruijiana-shuu (Louisiana State)! [12:34] Sak     "U"? "U," huh? SIGN    U [12:37] Sak     "U"? [12:39] Sak     What? [12:40] Sak     I've already used "wool" and     "wedding bell" and "sea-firefly"... [12:44] Sak     "U..." Strange, I can't think of anything. [12:52] Sak     Well, as you wish. [12:53] Sak     I'll play it safe. [12:55] Sak     After all, even if Natsuki-chan     comes at me with "ru," [12:57] Sak     I still have a full stock of Counter Words. SIGN    Renaaru (Renard, author) Ruminooru (Luminol, reagent) Ruchiru (Rutile, mineral) [13:02] Sak     Umigame (sea turtle). [13:03] Sak     There! Now, come at me with meeru (mail)     or meepuru (maple) or any word you like! [13:07] Nat     Meifurawaagou (The Mayflower). [13:09] Sak     Another "u"? [13:11] Sak     Ujikintoki (Green tea and red bean ice cream). [13:13] Nat     Kyouryuu (dinosaur). [13:14] Sak     Usagi (rabbit). [13:14] Nat     Gyuunyuu (milk). SIGN    U [13:17] Sak     I get it. [13:19] Sak     I've exhausted all the words that     start with "u" and end with "ru." SIGN    U___ru [13:23] Sak     In other words, [13:24] Sak     as long as she keeps responding with "u," [13:26] Sak     I can't relaunch my "Ru" Offensive. [13:29] Sak     But there are still tons of     words that start with "u." SIGN    U = About 1,000,000,007 results (0.11 seconds) [13:33] Sak     In this situation, Natsuki-chan needs     to keep responding with "u" endings, [13:37] Sak     which means she's the     one at a disadvantage. [13:39] Sak     Uruudoshi (leap year). [13:40] Nat     Shodou (calligraphy). [13:42] Sak     Wait a minute! [13:43] Sak     Come to think of it, [13:45] Sak     Natsuki-chan added "daitouryou" (president)     when just "Roosevelt" would have done, [13:49] Sak     and added "shuu" (state) when just     "Louisiana" would have sufficed... [13:54] Sak     Was she... trying to make me     say words starting with "u"?! [13:58] Sak     Is it possible... [13:59] Sak     that Natsuki-chan's taboo word     is a word that starts with a "u"?! SIGN    U [14:05] Sak     When I consider that possibility, [14:07] Sak     maybe I should focus on more     obscure words when possible... [14:13] Sak     Umibouzu (sea monster). [14:15] Nat     Sakura-senpai. [14:17] Nat     You just said "umibouzu," didn't you? [14:19] ---     Huh? [14:20] ---     Wha— [14:22] Nat     Taboo Card, open! [14:24] Sak     What?! [14:25] Nat     The taboo word I chose was: SIGN    Umibouzu [14:29] Nat     "Umibouzu"! [14:32] Sak     Wh-Why'd you choose a word like that?! [14:35] Nat     It was a coincidence, actually. [14:38] Nat     I guess I should just pick one that     I wouldn't accidentally say myself... [14:42] Sak     Th-That's the only reason?! [14:44] Nar     No doubt about it,     it was sheer coincidence. [14:47] Nar     Born from the short yet rich     time they've spent together, [14:51] Nar     an unconscious synchronization of     their thought patterns took place! [14:57] Nar     It was almost an inevitability! [14:59] Nar     The two of them,     both drawn to a single word! [15:02] Sak     Oh, no! [15:03] Sak     Are you saying that Natsuki-chan's     thoughts and mine have fused?! [15:07] Nat     I execute a direct attack on     my opponent with "umibouzu"! [15:14] Nat     Poseidon Hammer! [15:23] Nat     Well, Senpai... [15:24] Nat     Hand over what you promised me. [15:27] Nat     Your "something good." [15:34] Kar     We're back! [15:41] Kar     Nat-chan, where'd that come from? [15:43] Kar     I love it! [15:44] Kar     It's so cute! [15:45] Kar     This is Sakura-senpai's, right? [15:47] Kar     Did she give it to you? Did she, huh? [15:49] Kar     Well? What happened? [15:51] Nat     Nothing happened. [15:54] Nar     For the first time in her life, [15:55] Nar     Natsuki has tasted the     humiliation of victory. [16:05] Aza     Seal Summoning! SIGN    Rumble Rumble [16:11] Sak     Now then! [16:13] Sak     We're all here, right? [16:15] Sak     Okay! [16:15] Sak     Who knows what tomorrow is? [16:18] Kar     I do! [16:18] Kar     It's Nat-chan's birthday! [16:20] Sak     Excellent! [16:21] Sak     In view of that, today... SIGN    Boom [16:23] Sak     we're going to have a meeting to plan     Natsuki-chan's surprise birthday party! SIGN    Record 23 SIGN    Surprise Party [16:34] Nat     Wait! I'm sitting right here! [16:38] Sak     Okay, everyone! [16:39] Sak     Throw out lots of great ideas for things     that'll surprise and delight Natsuki-chan! [16:44] Nat     She's just going on with this!     What am I supposed to do? [16:48] Cla     That's difficult. [16:50] Cla     Natsuki-san probably already expects     that we'll all want to celebrate with her. [16:57] Nat     That's because the secret's already out. [16:59] Kar     Even if she acts calm, her thing      will be wagging back and forth! [17:04] Sak     I hear you, I hear you! [17:06] Cla     So cute! [17:07] Nat     No, no, it does not wag! [17:08] Nat     Why are you treating it like a dog's tail?! [17:11] Bot     A silly little surprise party     won't really surprise her. [17:14] Nat     Actually, it won't surprise me     because I already know about it. [17:18] Sak     Well? [17:19] Sak     Does anyone have any good ideas? [17:21] Kar     I do! [17:22] Kar     I think we should make some handicrafts. [17:25] Sak     Handicrafts? [17:26] Kar     You know... [17:27] Kar     We could cut strips of colored paper, [17:29] Kar     make chains out of them,     and make flowers. SIGN    Cute [17:34] Nat     They've changed the point of the meeting... [17:37] Bot     Why don't we pop some crackers? [17:39] Sak     Yeah! They're good for parties! [17:41] Cla     But if we're throwing a party, [17:43] Cla     I think something more extravagant     would surprise her more. [17:46] Bot     That's true. [17:47] Bot     Something more extravagant... [17:50] Bot     I know! Let's set off fireworks! [17:53] Nat     That's going way over the top! [17:55] Sak     I like it! [17:56] Sak     Let's go extravagant! [17:58] Nat     No, no, no, no... [17:59] Cla     For food, we can order room     service from my family's hotel! [18:03] Nat     Huh?! [18:04] Nat     They'll even deliver to the club room?! [18:05] Cla     A feast simply has to have     beefsteak, don't you think? [18:08] Nat     Beefsteak? [18:09] Sak     Oh, do they have dessert, too? [18:11] Sak     I love desserts with kiwi in them! [18:12] Nat     They're all just listing things they like... [18:15] Kar     I know! [18:16] Kar     You can't forget the cake, either! [18:19] Sak     Right, that's fundamental! [18:21] Sak     Natsuki-chan does love sweet things. [18:23] Kar     Let's get a strawberry cake! A big one! [18:27] Bot     Sounds good. [18:28] Bot     The cake and the staging will get her excited... [18:30] Cla     Then, we'll all cry out "happy birthday!" [18:34] Sak     Okay, okay! [18:36] Sak     This'll be the perfect surprise party! SIGN    Handicrafts, fireworks, beefsteak, kiwi, strawberry cake [18:38] Sak     Yes, I think that'll do it. SIGN    Handicrafts, fireworks, beefsteak, kiwi, strawberry cake [18:41] Sak     By the way, Natsuki-chan, do you think     you'd be surprised by all of this? [18:45] Nat     Of course not! [18:46] Nat     If you give away the whole thing,     there's nothing left to surprise me! [18:48] Aza     And then, the next day... [18:51] Kar     I'm so excited for your surprise party, Nat-chan. [18:55] ---     Y-Yeah... [18:56] Nat     Karin. You know what the word     "surprise" means, don't you? [19:00] Kar     I can't wait! SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Umibouzu     Going Home Club [19:16] Nat     It's huge! [19:17] Nat     What's with the colossal scale?! [19:19] Nat     It's bigger than the door! [19:21] Nat     H-How did you get it in here? [19:23] Cla     We brought the ingredients inside     and made it in the room! [19:26] Nat     Is it a ship in a bottle?! [19:29] Nat     What? What's that sound? [19:33] Bot     Fireworks! [19:34] Nat     You really set off fireworks?! [19:36] Nat     But you went to all that trouble, [19:39] Nat     and we can't even see them in here... [19:42] Bot     Well, when you launch     fireworks in the daytime, [19:43] Bot     all you can see is smoke     anyway, so it's no big deal. [19:45] Nat     Then, why did you set     them off during the day?! [19:55] Nat     Did you make these, Karin? [19:57] Kar     After the meeting yesterday,     we all hung them up together. [20:01] Sak     Also, take a look outside! [20:03] Sak     This last surprise is amazing,     so let your hopes soar! [20:06] Bot     Yeah. [20:07] Bot     Getting someone's hopes up is part     of the ABCs of a surprise party. SIGN    Zukou (Handicrafts), Uchiage-hanabi (Fireworks), Bifuteki (Beefsteak),      Kiui (Kiwi), Ichigo Keeki (Strawberry Cake), Kitai (Hopes), Iroha (ABCs) [20:13] Nat     Hopes... ABCs? [20:18] Nat     This is... [20:45] Girl     What's that? [20:46] Girl     Who's Natsuki? [20:47] Girl     Incredible! [22:32] Cla     Kitsune (fox)! [22:33] Kar     Neko (cat)! [22:33] Cla     Koori (ice)! SIGN    Zukou (Handicrafts), Uchiage-hanabi (Fireworks), Bifuteki     (Beefsteak), Kiui (Kiwi), Ichigo Keeki (Strawberry Cake), Kitai (Hopes),      Iroha (ABCs), Happii Baasudei Natsuki (Happy Birthday Natsuki) [22:35] Kar     "Ri?!" "Ri," "ri..." [22:38] Bot     Karin, try this. [22:40] Kar     Ah! Ribon (ribbon)! SIGN    N SIGN    Preview [22:46] Sak     Hey, guys, did you know? [22:48] Sak     The mating process of the great     gray slug is a grappling match! [22:53] Sak     Sounds hot and steamy, doesn't it?! [22:55] Sak     Next time, Record 24:     Big Sis and Little Bro! [22:58] Sak     And three others! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Going Home Club Miniature Theater [23:06] Kar     Botan-senpai, I'm so hungry. [23:08] Bot     Karin. [23:09] Bot     I see. Here, eat this. [23:12] Sak     Wait a minute! [23:13] Sak     We all enjoyed Natsuki-chan's delicious     birthday cake together earlier. SIGN    Enjoyed Delicious Birthday Cake [23:19] Sak     After eating all that,     you're still hungry? [23:22] Sak     What kind of ravenous spirit do you have?! [23:25] Kar     Don't say that, Senpai! [23:27] Kar     There's always room for sweets! [23:29] Sak     It's just as you say, of course! [23:30] Sak     Darn it. [23:32] Sak     My skills as a woman have failed me again. [23:36] Bot     It seems Karin comes from a race     that can control their own stomachs. [23:40] Bot     Such a terrifying stomach... [23:42] Bot     To bring me of all people to my knees! [23:45] Sak     Botan-chan! [23:45] Sak     What happened to the red bean     rice ball you were holding? [23:47] Bot     Well, it's right he— [23:52] Kar     So good! [23:55] Aza     By the way, seals like smooth red bean paste! [23:59] Girls     See you next time! E8 - Big Sis and Little Bro \ Street Poems \ Big Sis and Friends \ The Nameless Landmark Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Nat     Huh? [00:07] Nat     What a pain. [00:09] Kar     What's wrong? [00:10] Nat     My mom asked me to pick up     some soy sauce on my way home. [00:13] Nat     Jeez. [00:14] Nat     She should get my little     brother to do it instead. [00:17] Kar     Now, now... [00:18] Kar     Nat-chan, that just means     she depends on you. [00:20] Nat     Hmph. [00:26] Sak     Natsuki-chan... [00:27] Girls     You have a little brother?! SIGN    Record 24 SIGN    Big Sis and Little Bro [02:08] Nat     Huh? [02:09] Nat     I never mentioned it? [02:10] Sak     This is so the first I've heard of it! [02:12] Bot     When was that written into your backstory? [02:13] Nat     What do you mean, "when?" [02:15] Nat     This isn't some old school mecha anime. [02:18] Cla     What's his name? [02:19] Nat     Oh? It's Lloyd. [02:21] Cla     Lloyd? [02:22] Cla     That's an unusual name     for a Japanese person. [02:25] Nat     I don't think it's all that     different from "Claire." [02:28] Kar     Older? Younger? [02:30] Sak     Male? Female? [02:31] Nat     I told you, he's my little brother! [02:33] Sak     Oh, yeah. [02:35] Nat     He's two years younger than me. [02:38] Sak     Well? What school does he go to? [02:40] Kar     Does he look like you? [02:41] Cla     What are his hobbies and talents? [02:42] Bot     Height? Weight? [02:44] Sak     What does he wash first in the bath? [02:45] Kar     What does he usually talk about? [02:47] Cla     What school activities was he into,     and what did he learn from them? [02:50] Bot     What's his personal motto? [02:51] Sak     Now, what question are we on? [02:52] Nat     You guys are getting too into this! [02:54] Cla     But isn't that natural? [02:56] Cla     Because if he's Natsuki-san's     little brother, that means... [03:00] Cla     he's basically our little brother, too! [03:04] Sak     I get it! [03:06] Nat     Um, wrong... [03:07] Nat     What kind of logic warped     you to that conclusion? [03:10] Bot     A martial artist's path     is long and treacherous. [03:13] Bot     Is Lloyd prepared to walk that path? [03:17] Nat     Most likely not! [03:18] Nat     And why are you nominating     him as your successor?! [03:21] Nat     Also, what was that     question about earlier?! SIGN    Rewind SIGN    Rewind SIGN    Rewind SIGN    Pause SIGN    Play [03:26] (Flashback) Bot     What does he wash first in the bath? SIGN    Pause [03:28] Nat     How would I know the answer to that?! [03:30] Sak     O-Oh, I guess... [03:32] Sak     Just because you're siblings, you don't     necessarily take baths together. [03:37] Nat     W-Well, we did take them     together when we were little... [03:43] (Flashback) Nat     Take this, Lloyd! [03:45] (Flashback) Llo     Cut it out! [03:48] Nat     You're so annoying! [03:49] Nat     It's normal to do that kind     of thing when you're little! [03:53] Nat     This is the problem with only children! [03:54] Sak     Really? [03:56] Sak     Sorry. [03:58] Nat     Anyway, you guys don't know anything     about the reality of having a little brother. SIGN    Going Home Above All [04:03] Cla     In that case, [04:04] Cla     why don't we all go to     Natsuki-san's house to hang out, [04:06] Cla     so we can experience the reality together? [04:10] Bot     Good idea. [04:11] Bot     I should see him with my own     eyes and ascertain whether [04:14] Bot     he has what it takes to be my successor. [04:18] Kar     I can't wait! [04:19] Nat     What?! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club [04:22] Aza     Take me with you. [04:23] Nat     What a pain this has turned into. SIGN    Kichijouji Station SIGN    I don't mind if I become a tiger. I'm a poet, after all. -Atsushi SIGN    Chronicles of the     Going Home Club [04:40] Aza     Wandering minstrel seal. [04:45] Sak     Today, I think we should     sell poems on the street! [04:50] Nat     What's this, all of a sudden? [04:51] Sak     Questions will not be answered! [04:53] Bot     But don't you need a license or     something to be a street vendor? [04:57] Sak     Really? SIGN    Do not open. Danger! [04:58] Sak     But those people who sell accessories     and things on the street are obviously... [05:01] Nat     Why are you basing your judgment on them? [05:04] Cla     It should be fine if we set up near the station. [05:07] Nat     What? [05:08] Cla     Because that land belongs to my family! [05:12] Sak     The area around the station... [05:14] Kar     ...is your personal... [05:15] Bot     ...property?! [05:16] Nat     Why did you divide up the line? SIGN    Record 25 SIGN    Street Poems [05:23] Bot     Well, have you already written the     poems we'll be selling by the station? [05:27] Sak     Perish the thought! [05:28] Sak     We're all going to write them now, of course. [05:30] Nat     How disorganized is this plan? [05:33] Sak     We'll take the poems of     girls still in high school... [05:35] Sak     hot and steamy off the press... [05:37] Sak     and sell them outside! [05:39] Nat     Why did you make it sound so obscene? [05:42] Kar     But even if you ask us to     write poems out of the blue... [05:45] Sak     No need to think so hard about it. [05:48] Sak     You don't have to worry about [05:50] Sak     saying something insightful or     getting to the heart of anything. [05:54] Sak     Yesterday, I saw a person selling poems     on the street, so I bought some... SIGN    Thank you [05:58] Sak     And it was just random junk     written in sloppy handwriting [06:01] Sak     to create the atmosphere of poetry. [06:03] Bot     Don't say any more. [06:04] Bot     We'll get complaints. [06:06] Kar     That sounds easy! [06:08] Cla     That sounds like something even we can do. [06:10] Nat     For something like this, [06:11] Nat     the bad handwriting seems     to be the crucial point. [06:14] Sak     That's exactly right, Natsuki-chan! [06:16] Sak     No matter what you write, SIGN    Sleepy Goods Delivered Spoon [06:17] Sak     it looks like words of wisdom     if it's in bad handwriting! [06:19] Sak     This is the absolutely crucial point! [06:22] Nat     R-Right... [06:23] Sak     Just keep that point in mind, [06:25] Sak     then randomly select phrases like     "Thank you" and write them down, [06:29] Sak     and you're done! [06:31] Sak     Let's get writing! [06:33] Nat     Phrases like "Thank you"? SIGN    The Meaning of "Poem"!! SIGN    Poise and grace in expression SIGN    Even has pictures sometimes SIGN    Make sure you don't force it! [06:38] Bot     I'm done. [06:40] Sak     That was fast, Botan-chan. [06:42] Bot     This is what you meant by     phrases like "Thank you," right? SIGN    Thank you for giving me all your money -Botan [06:47] Bot     That's just extortion! [06:48] Bot     That's violating Article 249     of the Japanese Criminal Code! [06:51] Bot     I thought I was on the right track... [06:54] Cla     I'm finished, too. [06:55] Sak     Oh? Let me see! [06:56] Cla     I'm quite confident in this one. SIGN    A Pit of Thanklessness -Claire [07:00] Sak     There's no escape! [07:02] Sak     Why are you all making poems on     society's negative qualities? [07:05] Sak     Let's try to get away from     the word "thank," shall we? [07:07] Kar     Well then, does this work? SIGN    Think Tank University -Karin [07:13] Sak     "Think Tank U..." "Thank     U..." "Thank You..." [07:16] Bot     Oh, I get it! [07:18] Cla     Karin-san, you're amazing! [07:20] Sak     That's all wrong! [07:22] Sak     You've all got completely the wrong idea! [07:25] Sak     This is what I mean by phrases like "Thank you"! SIGN    Melancholy -Sakura [07:31] Cla     That seems wrong, too. [07:32] Nat     I don't know how to react to that. [07:35] Aza     It's okay to fail sometimes! [07:37] Sak     It's partially my fault for being so     disappointed by your stupidity. [07:42] Sak     So now... [07:43] Sak     We'll change the keyword to     "phrases that warm the heart!" [07:46] Bot     Of course. [07:48] Bot     Heartwarming, huh? [07:49] Nat     Why did you rephrase that in English? [07:53] Bot     I will write an example. SIGN    Heated Table -Sakura [07:58] Nat     Wrong from the get-go? [08:00] Bot     That only warms the body. [08:02] Sak     But the heated table is like the     heart of the Japanese people, right? [08:05] Bot     That's true. It's the Japanese Heart. [08:07] Nat     Again, why the English rewording? [08:11] Cla     I'm certain that mine will be heartwarming. SIGN    Petting Zoo -Claire [08:21] Sak     Uh, that doesn't quite reach the heart... [08:24] Bot     That's true. [08:25] Bot     When you touch a sheep,     it's actually kinda greasy. SIGN    Petting Area [08:28] Sak     That's not why it's wrong! [08:30] Bot     Since it's come to this... [08:31] Bot     I know this will shine a ray     of sunlight into your heart! [08:34] Bot     Here! SIGN    Someone you hate had to repeat a year -Botan [08:36] Sak     That only warms the nasty part of the heart. [08:40] Bot     Really? I don't think that's true... [08:43] Sak     What about you, Natsuki-chan? SIGN    Heated Floors -Natsuki [08:49] Nat     I couldn't think of anything. [08:51] Sak     You made fun of my heated table and     then you did exactly the same thing?! [08:55] Kar     Sorry I kept you all waiting! [08:58] Cla     What's up, Karin-san? [09:00] Kar     The thing that warms my heart is... [09:02] Kar     This! SIGN    Double Yolk -Karin [09:05] Sak     That does make me happy! [09:06] Cla     That's definitely a heartwarming     moment in anyone's life! [09:09] Bot     We finally found the right answer! SIGN    The Meaning of "Poem"!! SIGN    Pop culture consciousness SIGN    Exciting expressions     of the heart SIGN    Maybe it's impossible,     sorry... [09:12] Bot     Well, [09:13] Bot     what do we do with these? SIGN     [09:15] Nat     I'm pretty sure we can't sell them... SIGN    I'm a seal, after all! [09:22] Aza     I'm a seal, after all! [09:24] Sak     There! [09:26] Cla     There! [09:28] Bot     Wow, they fly really well. [09:31] Kar     I'm throwing the next one! [09:33] Cla     Karin-san, do your best. [09:34] Sak     Okay, okay, I'm after her! [09:36] Bot     No fair! You just threw one. [09:38] Sak     I'm the one who got us the sign boards! [09:40] Cla     Now, now, you two. [09:42] Kar     Here I go! [09:46] Nat     How did things turn out like this? SIGN    Continued after the break! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club [10:00] Girls     Hello! [10:03] Nat     They really came... [10:04] Cla     We told you we'd all come over. [10:07] Nat     Yeah, but there was another     "Record" in between, [10:10] Nat     so I figured maybe you'd forgotten— [10:12] Sak     Yay! Love and peace! [10:14] Nat     Your enthusiasm is annoying! [10:16] Cla     We're coming in! [10:19] Kar     Wow! [10:20] Kar     Nat-chan's house! [10:21] Sak     Yay! Yahoo! [10:23] Sak     Peace! Peace! Double peace! [10:25] Nat     The approximately one of you     who's being annoying can beat it. SIGN    Record 26 SIGN    Big Sis and Friends [10:33] Nat     Anyway, let's go up to my room. [10:36] Sak     No way. [10:37] Sak     First, we want to see the     little dude. Your brother! [10:40] Nat     Oh. That's right. [10:42] Nat     Lloyd! Come here! You've got two seconds! [10:46] Sak     Two seconds? [10:47] Llo     What is it, Sis? [10:49] Sak     He really came! [10:50] Nat     Then, let me formally introduce him. [10:53] Nat     This is my little brother, Lloyd. [10:55] Llo     Why are you treating me like an object? [10:57] Nat     Never mind! Just be quiet! [10:58] Nat     It'll be over soon. [11:00] Llo     Tch. [11:03] Kar     So this is Nat-chan's little brother? [11:11] Llo     She's laughing at me! [11:13] Llo     I don't know how to react to that! [11:16] Llo     Why is my own sister laughing, too?! [11:17] Llo     It's so annoying how you humor everyone else! [11:19] Cla     Lloyd-san, you mustn't use that tone. [11:23] Cla     You should call her "my dear     sister, Natsuki," as is proper. [11:25] Llo     Like hell! What kinda snob are you?! [11:33] Nat     Lloyd! [11:33] Nat     You think you can talk like that just     because you're in middle school?! [11:37] Nat     How dare you speak like that to your senpai?! [11:40] Sak     Are you in any place to say that?! SIGN    Overwashed Seal [11:43] Aza     Overwashed seal. [11:50] Sak     So this is Natsuki-chan's room! [11:52] Nat     Don't stare at it like that. [11:55] Nat     I didn't have time to clean u— [11:56] Nat     What? That was fast! [11:59] Nat     You really are a pain. [12:02] Sak     It smells like Natsuki-chan! [12:04] Sak     I give up! I give up! I give up! [12:05] Bot     Natsuki, that's... an impressive     execution of the Boston crab. [12:07] Bot     I give up! I give up! I give up! I give up! [12:08] Bot     Where did you learn it? [12:10] Nat     Oh, well, as you know,     I have a little brother. [12:10] Nat     I give up! I give up! I give up! I give up! [12:13] Kar     Oh! [12:14] Kar     So having a little brother makes     you good at the Boston crab. [12:17] Cla     Karin-san, I don't think you     should watch any more of this. [12:21] Sak     I already said I give up! [12:23] Nat     Oh, sorry. [12:25] Nat     I was just doing like I always do... [12:28] Nat     and I put you in a lock. [12:30] Sak     I feel sorry for your little brother! [12:31] Sak     When Lloyd turns twenty,     I'm taking him out drinking! [12:35] (Flashback) Waitress     Welcome! [12:38] (Flashback) Sakura     How have things been lately? [12:39] (Flashback) Llo     Well... okay, I guess. SIGN    Today's Recommendation: Wasabi Octopus [12:42] (Flashback) Sak     I see. [12:43] Sak     We'll eat wasabi octopus and have     a heart-to-heart talk till dawn! [12:47] Nat     I see your image of bars is still     centered around wasabi octopus. [12:53] Sak     Hey! [12:54] Sak     Natsuki-chan, you've got a teddy     bear sleeping in your bed! [12:57] Nat     Oh, darn. [12:59] Nat     Th-That's, um... [13:00] Nat     I just left it lying around! [13:02] Sak     Oh? But it was even tucked in! SIGN    Cute [13:06] Nat     Stop it! [13:08] Nat     I beg you! Please, stop! [13:11] Kar     What? [13:12] Kar     But it isn't strange at all. [13:14] Kar     I love stuffed animals, too. [13:16] Nat     R-Really? [13:17] Kar     Hey, Nat-chan, what's his name? [13:22] Nat     It's Chucky. [13:23] Kar     So it does... have a name. [13:26] Nat     Dammit! [13:27] Nat     You jerks! [13:29] Nat     Just go home! [13:31] Sak     Come on. We're sorry, Natsuki-chan. [13:36] Sak     By the way, we brought... [13:38] Girls     sleepover kits with us! [13:40] Nat     Go home! [13:53] Nat     I really screwed up. [13:55] Nat     I can't believe all this happened because [13:58] Nat     I let it slip that I have a little brother. [14:00] Llo     Sis? [14:02] Nat     What is it, Lloyd? [14:03] Llo     How long do you plan on staying in there? [14:05] Llo     Some of us are still waiting for a turn. [14:07] Nat     Just 7 minutes and 21 seconds longer. [14:10] Llo     Okay. [14:19] Nat     I should at least have hidden Chucky. [14:23] Nat     Lloyd! The bath's free! [14:25] Llo     Oh, thanks! [14:36] Bot     Oh, looking good. [14:38] Bot     Now, I'll move that over here... [14:39] Kar     What a good little boy     you are, Chucky-chan. [14:42] Kar     It's almost time for beddy-byes! [14:45] Kar     Welcome back, Nat-chan! [14:47] Kar     Chucky-chan just got out of the bath, too. [14:49] Sak     Natsuki-chan, where's the     next issue of this manga? [14:52] Bot     Sorry, the batteries in your     game are about to run out. [14:56] Nat     You're all making yourselves     way too comfortable here. SIGN    Record 27 SIGN    The Nameless Landmark [15:06] Sak     There's something I've been     wondering about for a while... [15:10] Nat     About what? [15:11] Sak     Natsuki-chan, which one is the "main body"? [15:14] Nat     Huh? [15:15] Sak     You know, is it this... [15:18] Sak     Or this? [15:19] Nat     What do you mean by the "main body"?! [15:21] Nat     Why would this be my main body?! [15:23] Sak     But it does move from time to time. [15:25] Sak     Almost like it has a life of its own. [15:27] Nat     It does not! [15:29] Nat     Sometimes it sways in the wind, but that's all. [15:32] Kar     It also wags like a dog's     tail when you're happy! [15:37] Nat     It does not! [15:38] Bot     Huh? [15:39] Bot     It looked like it moved just now... [15:41] Cla     Maybe my eyes are tired from looking     at a computer screen for too long... SIGN    Charging [15:45] Aza     Charging... [15:46] Sak     Well, setting that aside, [15:48] Sak     what I'm wondering about is... [15:50] Sak     If that thing is actually the main body... [15:53] Sak     then, what is the humanoid part     attached to the bottom of it? [15:59] Nat     I can't really answer that. [16:01] Bot     I've been wondering about     that too, to be honest. [16:04] Bot     Sometimes I've found myself     talking to it instead of you. [16:07] Nat     What?! [16:09] Nat     That's so embarrassing! [16:10] Nat     And here I thought you     were talking to me! [16:12] Nat     Wait, why the hell?! [16:14] Nat     She went along with it before objecting. [16:15] Kar     She's never done that before. [16:16] Cla     We should mark it on the     calendar as our own holiday. [16:20] Sak     So, what is the part attached     to the bottom, anyway? [16:24] Nat     It should be obvious if you think about it! [16:27] Cla     Thinking about it... [16:29] Cla     maybe it's an interpreter? [16:30] Nat     Hair treatment is very important. [16:32] Nat     You think I'm just its servant?! [16:36] Kar     Thinking about it... [16:37] Kar     Maybe it's like one of those clear character     files that you get in manga magazines. [16:41] Nat     You're saying I'm just a nice bonus?! [16:44] Bot     Thinking about it, it's like that     stuff they put on salisbury steaks... [16:48] Nat     You're saying I'm parsley, the     most useless thing on the plate?! [16:52] Sak     Thinking about it, it's like those sacs     attached to a salmon fry's stomach... [16:56] Nat     You're saying I'll eventually     be absorbed and disappear?! [17:02] Sak     Thinking about it, it's like the     nose bladder on a hooded seal... [17:05] Nat     You're saying I'm an organ used     for frightening predators? [17:09] Nat     More importantly, you don't have     to reference things from Episode 1. [17:13] Nat     Come on! Stop picking on me already. [17:17] Nat     I'm sensitive about my cowlick. [17:19] Bot     It's a cowlick? [17:21] Sak     It's gone way past that! [17:27] Cla     So this hair is actually a cowlick? [17:30] Cla     It has such a beautiful wave to it,     I assumed you permed it like that. [17:34] Nat     It's not beautiful at all. [17:36] Cla     If you're that self-conscious about it, [17:38] Cla     I could straighten it for you. [17:40] Nat     No way! [17:42] Kar     Why not? [17:44] Nat     Because I know... [17:50] Nat     it'll just turn out like this. [17:53] Cla     H-How is that possible?! [17:55] Bot     Then, why don't we just cut it off? [17:58] Sak     Sewing scissors! [18:02] Sak     I thought something like this might happen, [18:03] Sak     so I brought the sewing scissors     I inherited from my grandmother! [18:08] Bot     So those actually exist... [18:11] Bot     Okay, fine. [18:12] Bot     Try cutting it off. [18:13] Sak     Sure. [18:14] Kar     Y-You can't, Senpai! [18:16] Kar     If you do, Nat-chan's contents will fall out! [18:20] Nat     "Contents"? [18:21] Kar     Yes. [18:22] Kar     Because, you know... [18:24] Kar     So, Nat-chan will also... [18:28] Nat     Don't compare me to a flan cup! [18:33] Nat     Though, come to think of it,     I tried cutting it off once before. [18:36] Cla     What happened? SIGN    Natsuki Age 6 [18:49] Nat     A second and a third one     just sprang up in its place. [18:53] Nat     I think doing it again     would just encourage it. [18:55] Sak     It's starting to sound like a curse. [18:57] Bot     Did one of your ancestors mistreat     a clothes hanger or something? [19:02] Sak     There. [19:06] Sak     But I like it. [19:09] Sak     Natsuki-chan's "thing." [19:15] Sak     After all, it's a part     of Natsuki-chan's whole. [19:18] Sak     And that's the Natsuki-chan I love. [19:24] Nat     Sakura-senpai... [19:27] Sak     This is part of what     makes you Natsuki-chan. [19:31] Sak     Actually, if you lost it, I wouldn't     think of you as Natsuki-chan anymore! [19:35] Sak     Is this Natsuki-chan? [19:36] Sak     Or is Natsuki-chan this? [19:38] Sak     Maybe without it— [19:41] Nat     I was an idiot to let myself get sentimental. [19:44] Bot     There, there. [19:45] Kar     But you're right. I can't     imagine Nat-chan without it. [19:49] Cla     Maybe we should use image editing     software to erase it from a picture of her! [19:54] Bot     That sounds fun! [19:58] Nat     Um... when did you take all of these? SIGN    Natsuki Karin Sakura Botan [20:01] Sak     Hurry up, hurry up! [20:02] Cla     Just a second. [20:04] Cla     First, we open a random picture... [20:08] Cla     Once it's open in the image editing program, [20:10] Cla     select the area around it... [20:13] Cla     Then, I just have to click "delete." SIGN    Delete SIGN    An unforeseen error has occurred. Ending the program. [21:51] Sak     What? What's going on here? [21:53] Sak     The whole room went dark! [21:56] Cla     That was a real shock. [21:58] Cla     There was an unforeseen error, [21:59] Cla     and it even changed the ending... [22:01] Nat     What are you talking about? [22:03] Cla     Oh, no. [22:04] Cla     It's nothing. [22:11] Nat     What's wrong? [22:14] Cla     Natsuki-san, you... [22:15] Nat     Yes? [22:21] Cla     Everyone, Natsuki-san's— [22:24] Kar     What is it, Claire-senpai? [22:26] Kar     You don't look well. [22:28] Sak     More importantly, have     you fixed the computer? [22:30] Sak     I want to continue with what     we were doing before. [22:33] Kar     I want to see it, too! [22:35] Sak     Yeah, I can't wait to see it! [22:36] ---     You said it! SIGN    Preview [22:47] Kar     A babirusa's tusks bend     backwards as they grow, [22:49] Kar     until they look like they might     even impale its own head! [22:52] Kar     I wonder if Nat-chan's     "thing" will do that, too. [22:55] Kar     Next time, Record 28: The Ultimate     Decision, and three others! SIGN    Going Home Club Mini-Theater [23:06] Nat     Karin-san, what are you doing? [23:10] Nat     K-Karin, stop it... [23:16] Nat     Karinto... [23:18] Kar     You can't! [23:20] Nat     Why not?! SIGN    Pop [23:29] Bot     Na-Natsuki... [23:31] Bot     What happened to you? SIGN    Gloom... [23:34] Bot     Who did this to you? [23:37] Kar     Nat-chan! [23:39] Bot     There's no breath or pulse. [23:40] Bot     Wait! [23:41] Bot     I'll perform CPR! [23:47] Kar     I'm sorry, Nat-chan! [23:51] Kar     I'll let you eat the     karinto, so please live! [23:54] Nat     I am alive! [23:58] Girls     See you next time. E9 - Ultimate Decision \ A Magnificent Training Camp \ Starry Sky Imagination \ Mankind's Greatest Invention is Air Conditioning ...and the dead freedom that results Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Sak     For summer vacation... [00:10] Sak     we should have a training camp, right? [00:12] Kar     We should! [00:13] Nat     No way. That sounds like hassle. [00:15] Sak     I-Is this opposition I hear?! [00:18] Nat     What kind of training does     this club even need to do? [00:21] Sak     Fine-tuning our card game decks? [00:23] Nat     We don't need a training camp for that. [00:25] Sak     But we can't beat those elementary     school dweebs if we don't! [00:28] Nat     We don't have to do that. [00:30] Sak     We could also carefully breed the best IVs, [00:32] Sak     then train our EVs and form dueling parties. [00:35] Nat     We can play those games at home, too. [00:37] Sak     Nuh-uh! I wanna have a training camp! [00:40] Sak     What did I do to deserve this, Natsuki-chan?! [00:42] Nat     Say it from the heart... [00:44] Nat     Say it from the heart, and I'll consider it. [00:50] ---     Stare... [00:56] Sak     I want... [00:58] Sak     all of us to go on a trip together. SIGN    Record 28 SIGN    The Ultimate Decision [02:35] Sak     So... [02:37] Sak     Having decided to hold a training camp, [02:39] Sak     we are now faced with what could     be called the ultimate decision. [02:43] Sak     In other words! [02:45] Sak     Should we go with the mountains... [02:47] Sak     Or... [02:48] Sak     the village? [02:50] Sak     Oh, I can't decide! SIGN    Mountain SIGN    Village [02:51] Nat     If you're talking about the candy,     just take both kinds! [02:54] Bot     Why don't we seal both types in a jar     and take whichever one survives? SIGN    Insect [02:58] Nat     What kind of witch doctor are you?! [03:00] Cla     Now, now... [03:01] Cla     Why don't we compromise and just     take a couple of pastry chefs along? [03:04] Nat     This girl has no intention of compromising! [03:06] Kar     I'd love to go to the beach! [03:09] Kar     I'll have to buy a swimsuit. [03:10] Nat     And this one's ignoring the conversation     and thinking about destinations! [03:13] Kar     What? [03:14] Kar     I thought we were talking about     where to go for our training camp. [03:17] Nat     Well... [03:18] Nat     that was the original point, but... [03:23] Sak     But ultimate decisions do crop up     surprisingly often, don't they? [03:28] Sak     Dogs or cats?! [03:30] Cla     That's a duel of cuteness. [03:31] Sak     Udon or soba?! [03:32] Nat     Doesn't that depend on     what you're in the mood for? [03:34] Sak     Should your starter be a fire     type or a water type? [03:37] Bot     Yeah, no one goes for grass. [03:38] Sak     Ayanami or Shikinami?! [03:40] Nat     You mean, choose between the     aloof crush and the psycho crush? [03:43] Bot     No, I think she means the warships. [03:45] Sak     Going Home Club or Watamote? SIGN    The Ultimate Decision is Upon Us*!! SIGN    Watamote or Going Home Club [03:46] Cla     We can't say much about that... [03:49] Kar     We really do run up against a lot of choices. [03:52] Bot     As the one carrying on the name of Hagitsuki-ryuu, [03:56] Bot     I frequently have to choose whether I live or die. [03:58] Nat     Not much of a choice to make there. [04:01] Bot     But even if I get past that... SIGN    Desires     of the     Flesh [04:04] Bot     I'm still faced with the     decision of whether to have [04:06] Bot     my red bean paste smooth or chunky! [04:08] Nat     It doesn't even matter! [04:10] Nat     That's hardly life or death! [04:11] Bot     Normally, I prefer smooth, [04:13] Bot     but sometimes, chunky is     better in red bean pancakes. [04:15] Nat     Why do you worry more about that     than about living or dying? SIGN    Smooth Red Bean Paste Chunky Red Bean Paste [04:20] Nat     But when I think about the ultimate     decision, you know what I think of? [04:25] Nat     In the fifth game of the Epic RPG series, [04:27] Nat     do you marry your childhood     friend or the rich girl? [04:31] Sak     That one comes up a lot, [04:33] Sak     but in practice, isn't the childhood     friend the only real choice? [04:36] Sak     I mean, it's between the     childhood friend who idolizes [04:38] Sak     the protagonist and wishes for his     happiness more than her own... [04:41] Sak     or some rich girl who came out of nowhere! [04:43] Sak     Who'd pick the rich one? [04:45] Sak     Someone obsessed with money? [04:47] Kar     Why is that image on the screen? [04:50] Cla     There's a little thing in this     world called "grown-up stuff." [04:53] Bot     Yeah, we'd get in trouble if we drew     characters that look too much like them. [04:56] Nat     Now that you mention it,     I chose the childhood friend, too. [04:59] Bot     I also chose the childhood     friend my first time around. [05:02] Cla     That's right. [05:03] Cla     It really doesn't matter if she has money. [05:06] Nat     That's really irritating coming from her. [05:08] Bot     The childhood friend and the rich girl     both use different magic too, don't they? [05:13] Bot     There are probably a lot of people [05:15] Bot     who chose the rich girl because      they wanted her spells. SIGN    Wild Seals Appeared SIGN    Seal A Seal B Seal C SIGN    Rich Girl casts a spell [05:22] Seals     Sealsplosion! [05:25] Sak     What are you trying to say?! [05:26] Sak     There's more to a woman's worth     than what magic she uses! [05:29] Cla     That's right! [05:30] Kar     Sakura-senpai, you're so cool! [05:32] Bot     That's our president! [05:34] Nat     That's a fair argument, [05:36] Nat     but regular girls can't     use attack magic anyway. [05:39] Cla     But if choosing a bride     isn't the ultimate decision, [05:43] Cla     what else could there be? [05:45] Sak     There's some famous ones,     like um, what was it... [05:49] Sak     Something about a beautiful woman...     and something about curry flavors. [05:53] Kar     Yes! I know that one! [05:55] Kar     Would you rather have curry with a     great personality or a sht-flavored hag? SIGN    Boom [06:02] Nat     What kind of choice is that? [06:04] Nat     Curry with a personality doesn't even make sense! [06:06] Nat     And a "sht-flavored hag" is just sad! [06:08] Sak     Natsuki-chan, calm down! [06:10] Sak     It's bad for our image if the heroine     says "sht, sht" all the time! [06:13] Cla     Sakura-san, calm down! [06:14] Cla     You're only ending up rep**ting "sht" yourself! [06:17] Nat     You don't have to censor "repeating"! SIGN    The winds of Ihatovo are crystal clear... SIGN    The blue sky is refreshingly cool, even in summer. SIGN    Picturesque forests frame the city of Morio, SIGN    and just outside the city are glittering waves of grass... [06:33] Sak     Botan-chan's beautiful words cleansed     this place of the stink of curry. [06:38] Nat     Is there some meaning behind those lines? [06:42] Bot     That was Air Refresh Logos. [06:44] Nat     It has a skill name?! SIGN    Air Refresh Logos [06:46] Aza     Back to life! [06:49] Sak     But some "ultimate decisions" have     more than just two choices, right? [06:55] Sak     For instance: [06:56] Sak     "If you could only eat one thing     for a year, what would it be?" [07:00] Sak     Like that. [07:01] Sak     Of course, there are those who would say [07:03] Sak     "The daily special!" with a know-it-all smirk. [07:06] Sak     But that gag expired before even [07:08] Sak     the daily special did, so that's off-limits. [07:10] Nat     Did you have a bad experience     with that or something? [07:12] Sak     Keeping that in mind, I'd go with hot pot. [07:15] Kar     Ht pt? [07:16] Cla     Karin-san, you don't have     to censor "hot pot." [07:19] Bot     You like stew, Sakura? [07:23] Sak     In the world of sumo,     all foods are called "hot pot." [07:26] Nat     Then that's no different from     choosing the daily special! [07:28] Kar     Botan-senpai, [07:30] Kar     if you could only eat one food,      what would it be? [07:33] Bot     Let me think... [07:35] Bot     I just can't decide. [07:37] Bot     Smooth or chunky red bean paste... [07:39] Nat     You're stuck on that decision again?! [07:41] Kar     I think I might go with flan! [07:43] Nat     I think I'd get sick of that on the first day. [07:46] Cla     What about you, Natsuki-san? [07:50] Nat     I'd go with... [07:53] Nat     Omelet rice. SIGN    Cute [07:57] Nat     Cut that out! [07:59] Aza     Sealet rice! [08:01] Nat     More importantly! [08:02] Nat     We need to pick where to go     for our training camp already. [08:05] Sak     Oh, that's right. [08:07] Kar     I still want to go to the beach! [08:10] Bot     I'd prefer the mountains, myself. [08:13] Cla     It might be nice to reserve the     Palace of Versailles for a private tour. [08:17] Sak     Everyone! We're going to a training camp! [08:20] Sak     We aren't going for fun! [08:22] Nat     Then, where do you think we     should go, Sakura-senpai? [08:29] Sak     Kagawa! [08:35] Sak     We're going to go to Kagawa     to annihilate udon! [08:37] Cla     Kagawa? [08:39] Bot     Annihilate? [08:40] Kar     Udon? SIGN    Marugame Castle SIGN    Record 29: A Magnificent Training Camp [08:52] Aza     Going Home Club crosses the ocean! [08:53] Bot     When we go home, we'll have     to cross the ocean again! [08:56] Nat     Ahem. SIGN    Udon Machiasobi SIGN    Mikan Ryoma SIGN    Sea Monster [08:58] Nat     And so, we of the Going Home Club have arrived [09:01] Nat     at our summer vacation training camp. [09:04] Kar     So this is the land of udon! [09:06] Nat     This looks a lot like Ogikubo to me. [09:10] Sak     That's because Ogikubo's famous     throughout the industry for its cuisine. [09:13] Sak     For various reasons, the scenery     of Ogikubo has been applied here. [09:19] Nat     Did the staff only go      location hunting locally? [09:21] Sak     More importantly, let's begin     our Udon Annihilation Plan! [09:22] Aza     Roll! [09:25] Sak     Let's start... SIGN    Fuji Udon [09:27] Sak     with this store! [09:36] Nat     So good! [09:37] Nat     This is the flavor of the real deal! [09:43] Cla     There. It's cool enough now, Karin-san. [09:48] Cla     Is it good? [09:49] Kar     Yes, it's yummy. [09:51] Nat     You're spoiling her yet again. [09:54] Sak     I'm afraid... [09:56] Sak     I can't eat this udon. [09:59] Sak     Because it's... [10:02] Sak     steaming hot! [10:03] Nat     She's sensitive to hot food? [10:04] Sak     No, no, no! [10:06] Sak     I can't eat it unless     someone blows on it for me! [10:08] Bot     You're hopeless. SIGN    The staff ate it later. SIGN    Producer SIGN    Director SIGN    Animator [10:17] Dir     Cold. [10:18] Sak     Next, this store! [10:20] Nat     I know it's late to bring this up, [10:22] Nat     but I get the feeling this "Udon     Annihilation Plan" is just a culinary tour. [10:30] Nat     Please try to not splatter your     curry udon broth everywhere. [10:34] Sak     Okay, okay, don't sweat it. [10:36] Kar     Speaking of curry udon, I realized I     misremembered that thing I said before. [10:43] Kar     What I meant to say was curry-flavored sh— SIGN    And so I will quietly recount my time in Ihatovo, SIGN    split over a number of short chapters... [11:00] Cla     There it is! [11:01] Cla     Botan-san's Air Refresh Logos! [11:04] Nat     No, that skill won't get out curry stains. SIGN    Watch Out for Curry Udon! SIGN    Women [11:14] Cla     The hot water is so nice! [11:16] Kar     It sure is! [11:18] Nat     But... [11:19] Nat     Why are we in a cauldron-shaped bath? [11:21] Sak     Well, we are in the land of Udon. [11:24] Sak     We'll boil ourselves in a pot     for sleek, smooth skin! [11:28] Sak     Hey, our futons are all laid out. [11:31] Sak     Which means... [11:34] Sak     Let the pillow fight begin! [11:42] Bot     You're open! [11:47] Nat     Ow... ow... [11:48] Nat     At least try to hold back a little... [11:57] Kar     Wow, so pretty! SIGN    Record 30: Starry Sky Imagination [12:16] Sak     There, look at that. [12:17] Sak     That's the Andromeda constellation. [12:19] Nat     Hold on a minute. [12:20] Nat     Isn't Andromeda an autumn constellation? [12:24] Nat     Why can we see it in summer? [12:27] Sak     Oh, that's because we're     in the land of Udon. [12:30] Sak     The change in latitude means we see     different stars than in Honshu. [12:33] Kar     But how is that Andromeda? [12:36] Sak     Well, because of this... [12:39] Nat     What? Was there always so much     adult content in the night sky? [12:42] Sak     In ancient times, the night sky was     the only entertainment people had. [12:45] Sak     It was a dark era where the     sky shone full of stars. [12:49] Sak     The people back then would look up at     the night sky and think things like: [12:54] Man     "Do those stars look like boobs to you?" [12:56] Man     "Sure do! I bet they're F-cups!" [12:59] Nat     You're taking your imagination too far! [13:01] Bot     Which must mean that those      two stars were used like this... [13:06] Nat     Despicable! [13:07] Nat     Ancient people were despicable! [13:09] Aza     How does this look? [13:11] Sak     According to the legend, there was a     whale that tried to eat Andromeda, [13:15] Sak     and he has a constellation, too. [13:18] Cla     Something like this? [13:20] Sak     Oh, you've got the idea. [13:22] Sak     But the correct answer is this! [13:24] Sak     Look! [13:24] Sak     Boom! [13:25] Nat     How is that a whale? [13:27] Cla     It looks like a naked mole rat. [13:29] Sak     Strictly speaking, it's actually     a sea monster, but... [13:31] Bot     He's a serious nuisance to real whales. [13:34] Sak     In addition, the tyranny     in the stars never ends! [13:37] Sak     Here! What constellation     do you think this is? [13:39] Nat     Three stars... It's very simplistic. [13:43] Kar     A caterpillar constellation? [13:45] Sak     It's Vulpecula, a little fox! [13:47] Bot     Gon, is that you? [13:49] Nat     So human imagination has come this far? [13:52] Cla     It's as endless as the universe, it seems. [13:54] Sak     Here's another three-star constellation! [13:56] Sak     What is it? [13:57] Kar     The last one was a fox, so... [14:00] Nat     This must be something amazing too, right? [14:01] Nat     Like an anomalocaris     constellation or something. [14:03] Aza     It's Triangulum, the triangle! [14:05] Nat     Why is this one so normal?! [14:07] Sak     There's an unconvincing outrageousness to it all! [14:10] Sak     This is the tyranny of imagination! [14:13] Sak     If that kind of thing is allowed, then... [14:15] Sak     I want us to be like this from now on! [14:17] Bot     A-Are you a genius? [14:19] Cla     Now we should get the episode out on time. [14:21] Nat     No, that's asking too much. [14:22] Sak     From now on, we can just     sketch out the major points, [14:24] Sak     and leave the rest to the     viewers' imagination. [14:27] Cla     Sakura-san, why are you     taking off your clothes? [14:30] Kar     Sakura-senpai, you can't eat that! [14:33] Bot     Stop that! Don't treat     your body so carelessly! [14:35] Nat     What is even going on?! [14:38] Aza     And so, the Going Home Club's training     camp continued deep into the night. SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club [14:46] Girls     That was the training we     did before going home! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club [14:51] Girl     These are our club activities     after getting home! [15:01] Nat     So hot... [15:04] Nat     So hot... [15:07] Nat     So hot... [15:15] Nat     So cool! [15:17] Llo     The heat's no excuse for     the staff to slack off! SIGN    Record 31: Mankind's Greatest Invention is Air Conditioning ...and the dead freedom that results [15:25] Nat     There! [15:27] Llo     I can't believe you're eating     ice cream right after waking up. [15:30] Llo     And it's toothpaste flavor? [15:32] Nat     Are you dissing my mint chocolate chip? [15:35] Nat     You actually want to eat some, don't ya? [15:37] Llo     N-No, thanks. [15:39] Nat     Here, open up! [15:41] Llo     I just said I didn't want it! [15:43] Nat     Just kidding! [15:44] Nat     None for you! [15:46] Llo     I'm not even slightly jealous! [15:56] Nat     Oh, it's Sakura-senpai. [15:58] Nat     Hello? [15:59] Sak     Hello! Is this Natsuki-chan of the Dead? [16:01] Nat     Who're you callin' a zombie?! [16:05] Nat     Huh? You're all going to the pool? [16:07] Nat     Yeah, I'll go! SIGN    Reserved Today [16:11] Girls     Hooray! [16:15] Cla     It was already reserved for my family today. [16:16] Kar     Sakura-senpai, we haven't warmed up yet! [16:17] Cla     So don't worry and just enjoy yourself. [16:31] ---     Take that! [16:43] Nat     I wonder if they'll turn all of     this into fanservice shots... [16:47] Nat     Huh? Where's Botan-senpai? [16:49] Kar     She said she was going to     train in the shower first. [16:58] Sak     Even if you think you've acquired freedom... [17:00] Sak     you may just be trapped in another     cage that goes by the name of freedom. [17:04] Nat     Where did that come from? [17:10] Sak     I was just thinking... in competitive     swimming, there's a "freestyle," [17:13] Sak     but people only actually choose the crawl. [17:18] Kar     That's true. [17:19] Kar     If everyone does the crawl,     you shouldn't call it freestyle. [17:22] Kar     You should call it Crawl Second Chance. [17:25] Sak     Though, if someone did the doggy paddle     because they felt they couldn't win, [17:28] Sak     it'd be more memorable than     the swimmers who set records. [17:30] Nat     You still have to do your best. [17:32] Nat     If this were badminton,     you'd get disqualified. [17:35] Sak     Yeah, that was pretty memorable. [17:37] Sak     Though, I forget the names of the players. [17:39] Kar     I wonder if you could use a kick board... [17:42] Nat     That really would be freestyle! [17:43] Nat     But people who still need those wouldn't      participate, so I don't know! [17:47] Cla     I wonder if you could use a cruiser. [17:49] Nat     That's obviously out! [17:51] Nat     You wouldn't be swimming then. [17:53] Sak     Then, that's the real question. [17:55] Sak     What do the rules define as "swimming"? [17:58] Nat     Huh? [17:59] Sak     For instance, if you ran over     the surface of the water, [18:02] Sak     would that be considered     acceptable "freestyle swimming"? [18:06] Cla     I imagine Botan-san could do that. [18:08] Nat     No way. Not even Botan-senpai could... [18:11] Bot     Hey, everyone! [18:16] Bot     Sorry for making you wait! [18:34] Sak     When I think about it, [18:36] Sak     the really frustrating thing might     not be "freedom in name only," [18:38] Sak     but half-baked freedom. [18:40] Kar     Half-baked freedom? [18:43] Sak     Yes. For instance, summer     vacation research projects. SIGN    Cup Noodle Research SIGN    It really did cook in three minutes. The end. [18:46] Sak     They say you can pick anything, [18:48] Sak     but there's still pressure [18:49] Sak     to not pick something too random. [18:51] Bot     You're right. [18:53] Bot     There's such a thing as     "freedom with restrictions." [18:56] Bot     I can't count how many times     I've thought about collecting [18:59] Bot     pushy teachers and turning them in as samples. [19:01] Nat     She comes up with scary ideas. [19:03] Cla     Speaking of which, Natsuki-san, what     kind of research projects have you done? [19:06] Nat     I made a disappointing shishi-odoshi. [19:10] Kar     What? A disappointing one? [19:12] Nat     It doesn't bonk on the ground when it fills up. [19:15] Cla     That's a novel kind of shishi-odoshi. [19:17] Nat     And I made a piggy bank that lets you     save 250 yen of a 500 yen coin. SIGN    It only goes in halfway... [19:21] Bot     That doesn't sound like a very useful bank. [19:24] Nat     Well, I figured it didn't matter. [19:26] Cla     Natsuki-san, you seem very anti-establishment     when it comes to your summer homework. [19:31] Sak     I watched the 7 AM news     every day and counted [19:34] Sak     the number of times the newscaster     fumbled over her words. [19:37] Bot     That's an unpleasant outlook. [19:39] Sak     As a result, [19:40] Sak     I learned that even pros     make a lot of mistakes, [19:42] Sak     and that there are a lot of things in     this world that will never be free. [19:46] Nat     That sounds like very worthwhile research. [19:48] Sak     Yes. [19:49] Sak     So it's not really possible for     us to acquire true freedom. [19:55] Cla     That's true. [19:56] Cla     Grown-up stuff and company intentions     will always put restrictions on us. [20:02] Bot     Yeah. [20:03] Bot     After all, when we just wanted to     talk about Epic RPG a little bit... [20:08] Bot     it ended up like this. [20:37] Sak     Freedom is merely an illusion. [20:41] Sak     It doesn't exist anywhere in this world. [20:54] Sak     You know... [21:00] Sak     There's nowhere left to go with this     subject, so let's end the episode here! [21:04] Nat     That's too free! SIGN    Preview [22:47] Cla     The Rhinogradentia, or Snouter, turns upside down     and walks on its nose, as the name suggests. [22:51] Cla     The world really is full of mysterious things! [22:54] Cla     Next time, Record 32:     Judge People by Appearances. [22:58] Cla     And a couple of others! SIGN    Going Home Club Mini-Theater [23:05] Bot     Natsuki. So... that was the real you! [23:10] Nat     Are you still looking at me that way? [23:12] Kar     I-I hear Nat-chan's voice,     but I don't see her anywhere! [23:17] Kar     Nat-chan! [23:18] Kar     Where are you? [23:19] Nat     Are you messing with me? [23:20] Nat     I'm here, right in front of you! [23:24] Kar     Who are you? [23:28] Kar     Nat-chan! Come back! [23:30] Nat     Karin! Come back to reality! [23:51] Nat     Shazam! [23:56] Kar     Nat-chan! [23:58] Girls     See you next time! E10 - Judge People by Appearances \ Field Trip!! The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu \ Five Girls, One Hundred Ghost Stories \ I Won't Give It Up \ Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Nat     My long summer vacation     has come to an end. [00:09] Nat     Hello. [00:11] Kar     Oh, Nat-chan. [00:13] Kar     It's been such a long time. [00:15] Nat     Oh... yeah, it's been a while. [00:18] Nat     Karin, is there something     different about you? [00:23] Sak     I don't think so! [00:26] Cla     That's right. [00:27] Cla     Everything's as it's always been. [00:30] Bot     Exactly! [00:31] Aza     Kabuki Seal! [00:33] Nat     I-Is this... [00:36] Nat     your second term debut? [02:08] Nat     So that's the dream I had. [02:10] Cla     A second term debut? [02:13] Cla     Is that like your debut into high society? [02:16] Nat     No, it wasn't like that... [02:18] Nat     To put it simply, [02:20] Nat     it was more like a change of image to     celebrate the end of summer vacation. [02:24] Kar     My fingernails have done     a second term debut. [02:26] Nat     Oh, you got a manicure! [02:29] Bot     Wow, they're all sparkly! [02:31] Kar     Would you like to try it, Botan-senpai? [02:33] Kar     I'll give you one, too. [02:35] Nat     Your feminine appeal is     sky high as always, Karin! [02:44] Sak     D-Don't get the wrong idea. [02:46] Sak     It's not like I bought this with you in mind! SIGN    Record 32 SIGN    Judge People by Appearances [02:57] Nat     Uh, what was that all about? [03:00] Sak     Tsun... [03:01] Sak     ...dere! [03:03] Cla     What's that? [03:04] Cla     Are you goofing around? [03:05] Bot     Okay, let's rip off her fingernails. [03:07] Sak     I'm sorry! I got carried away! [03:09] Nat     For such close friends,     they sure are merciless. [03:14] Sak     It's just that, since we were     discussing image changes, [03:17] Sak     I thought I might try one, too. [03:19] Nat     So why did you go for that one? [03:22] Sak     Well, you see, I have these pigtails, right? [03:25] Sak     I think most people totally     associate pigtails with tsundere! [03:29] Aza     Totally! [03:29] Nat     You changed your personality     to match your appearance?! [03:32] Bot     Well, a person's appearance and     their personality do tend to match. [03:37] Cla     They say, "Don't judge a book by its cover," [03:40] Cla     but a person's personality does show     in their appearance surprisingly often. [03:44] Nat     It irks me to hear that coming from her. [03:47] Bot     If there's a fat guy in a band, [03:48] ---     Yeah! [03:48] Bot     you can bet he's the drummer. [03:50] Bot     If you see a delinquent     with a pompadour nowadays, [03:51] ---     The hell are you lookin' at?! [03:52] Bot     you can bet he's from Saitama Prefecture. [03:54] Nat     That's just prejudice! [03:56] Nat     Why do you restrict the images of     drummers and delinquents to such stereotypes? [04:00] Nat     Plus, what kinda place do you     think Saitama Prefecture is?! [04:05] Bot     It's because Saitama still has     a lot of untouched nature. [04:08] ---     Come on! Get out here! [04:08] Bot     It has a very diverse ecosystem. [04:10] Nat     Do you think pompadours     are an endangered species?! [04:12] Cla     In manga and anime especially, [04:14] Cla     appearance and personality tend to match. [04:17] Cla     For instance, red hair means you're passionate. [04:20] Cla     Blue hair means you're calm and collected... [04:22] Nat     Well... I guess those are commonly seen. [04:25] Cla     And white hair means you're an old person. [04:28] Nat     That's entirely normal! [04:30] Sak     That's true, yeah. [04:32] Sak     And green hair means you're unpopular. [04:33] Nat     Please don't say things that'll     make us more enemies for no reason! [04:37] Bot     And black hair means you're pure. [04:40] Nat     She just casually played up her own appeal! [04:43] Sak     And green hair means you're unpopular. [04:45] Nat     Don't repeat it! [04:46] Kar     When I think of "green," [04:48] Kar     I think of how green-skinned characters     often produce eggs from their mouths. [04:52] Nat     H-Have you seen someone     other than the "King" do that? [04:57] Kar     Years ago, I practiced doing it with     hardboiled eggs, and my mother scolded me. [05:02] Nat     What were you hoping to accomplish? [05:06] Cla     Yellow is usually associated     with a love of curry, right? [05:08] ---     What a healthy eater! [05:10] Sak     That's right! [05:11] Sak     Red is the leader, Blue is the cool one, [05:13] Sak     Pink gets fawned over because     she's the only girl... [05:16] Nat     Aren't you a bit behind     the times with that image? [05:18] Sak     And green... [05:20] Sak     produces eggs from his mouth. [05:21] Nat     No, we can let that joke die now. [05:23] Kar     The mysterious criminal type usually     wears a black body stocking! [05:27] Nat     That's just artistic license! [05:28] Kar     Now I see. [05:29] Kar     I always wondered why,     after the culprit's been discovered, [05:33] Kar     he suddenly stops wearing his body stocking. [05:34] Nat     You're not very good at     reading manga, are you? [05:37] Sak     When I think of black, I also think... [05:40] Sak     of coffee... [05:41] Sak     Black cats... [05:44] Sak     Silhouettes? [05:45] Sak     Black suits... [05:48] Sak     Clothes of mourning... [06:09] Bot     Black hair is... pure. [06:11] Nat     You don't give up! [06:12] Nat     And what was with that lead-in? [06:16] Bot     But in Sakura's case, [06:17] Bot     maybe instead of changing your     personality to match your appearance, [06:19] Bot     you should change your appearance     to match your personality? [06:22] Sak     Hm. [06:23] Sak     That's also an option! [06:25] Kar     I don't like that idea. [06:27] Kar     I don't want to see Sakura-senpai     with a punch perm. [06:29] Sak     What are you trying to say about me? [06:31] Aza     Slurp! SIGN    Fanservice Shot for Punch     Perm and Cup Udon Lovers [06:36] Sak     Changing your appearance to     match your personality, huh? [06:40] Sak     I guess there's only one way I can go... [06:52] Nat     Why shoulderpads?! [06:55] Bot     Okay. Go for the fingernails. [06:57] Cla     Yeah. SIGN    Going Home Club SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Patrick Lafcadio Hearn [07:04] Sak     Hey! [07:06] Sak     What is this?! [07:07] Sak     This is too scary even for a penalty! [07:11] Aza     Lafcadio. [07:19] Sei     My Hagishirabe-ryuu has long been     at odds with Hagitsuki-ryuu. SIGN    The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu [07:26] Sai     Today, the heir to Hagitsuki-ryuu     has appeared in our sacred dojo... [07:33] Sei     ...along with her friends. [07:34] Bot     Hey, I came for some training. SIGN    Record 33 Field Trip!! The Ancient Art of Hagishirabe-ryuu [07:41] Suz     Hey, Botan. SIGN    The Lone Female: The Relentless Suzaku [07:43] Suz     Are your nails unusually sparkly today? [07:46] Bot     Oh, this? [07:48] Bot     Our junior member did it for me. [07:53] Suz     I-I think it's cute. [07:55] Gen     So you really do think of her as a friend! [08:02] Bya     Botan-san. SIGN    The Guardian: The Ruthless Byakko [08:03] Bya     I can come at you with everything     I've got today, right? [08:06] Bot     Yes. Try to kill me. [08:12] Kar     That technique! [08:13] Nat     You know it, Karin? [08:16] Kar     It's kinda scary-looking! [08:18] Nat     Don't make such misleading reactions! [08:20] Suz     This technique infuses my shadow     with Nen so I can control it as I wish! SIGN    Bam! [08:28] Bot     I guess the shadow disappears     when the main form is defeated. [08:33] Sak     She just attacked without listening to     the explanation of his special move! [08:36] Cla     And after she beat him, she even added     her own supplementary explanation! [08:40] Bot     Fighting you one at a time is a pain. SIGN    The Leader: The Merciless Seiryuu [08:42] Bot     Come at me all at once. [08:45] Suz     Botan sure is strong, isn't she? [08:47] Nat     Yeah... [08:49] Suz     I'm Suzaku of the Four Heavenly Kings. [08:52] Suz     Just so you know, I've known Botan     since we were four years old! [08:55] Nat     Ah... I see. [08:58] Nat     Is she trying to compete with me? [09:02] Suz     When we were in middle school,     we even went shopping for clothes together. [09:06] Nat     Wow... [09:07] Suz     And this is the shirt I bought     at Botan's recommendation. SIGN    Croquette [09:14] Nat     Well, that's certainly... [09:15] Nat     a unique choice of clothing. [09:19] Suz     You don't have to try to spare my feelings. [09:21] Suz     It's a weird shirt that makes no sense. [09:25] Suz     But this is... [09:27] Suz     the clothing Botan chose for me. [09:29] Suz     It's a precious treasure to me. [09:42] Cla     She defeated them without even     showing a moment's weakness! [09:44] Sak     That's way too harsh for a battle anime! [09:46] Nat     Um, this isn't a battle anime. [09:51] Gen     F-For some reason, [09:53] Gen     I'm the only one who didn't     get a proper caption... [09:56] Gen     but if you're curious, my name is— SIGN    Anime Lover: The Hopeless Fatso [09:59] Gen     You put up that one?! SIGN    Family Restaurant SIGN    Open 24 Hours [10:06] Waitress     Welcome! [10:07] Waitress     A table for six? [10:09] Nat     Botan-senpai, I've heard the story. [10:11] Cla     Here, open wide! [10:13] Bot     What story? [10:15] Nat     You said that Sakura-senpai was     the first friend you ever made. [10:16] Nat     Is it good? [10:17] Nat     Yes! [10:19] Nat     But you went clothes shopping     with Suzaku-san once too, right? [10:20] Nat     Want another bite? [10:21] ---     Yes! [10:22] ---     Okay, open wide. [10:23] Bot     Oh, that's right. [10:25] Bot     I didn't understand why [10:26] Bot     You're so cute. [10:26] Bot     she wanted to go shopping with me,     even though we were enemies. [10:29] ---     Ready for another bite? [10:29] Bot     So I picked the weirdest piece of clothing     I'd seen all day and pushed her to buy it. [10:30] ---     Yes! SIGN    The Saitama Prefecture referenced in this program is a fictional version that someone made up. It bears little resemblance to the actual Saitama Prefecture. [10:40] Aza     We beg your indulgence in this matter. SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery SIGN    It's important to eat in the morning. When it comes to breakfast, you've got to have rice!!! -Botan SIGN    Record 33.5     Five Girls, One Hundred Ghost Stories [10:58] Sak     One, two, three, four, five, six... [11:03] Sak     No matter how many times she counted, [11:04] Sak     even though there should be one extra, [11:06] Sak     they were all faces she recognized... [11:08] Sak     She couldn't tell who the extra person was! [11:12] Nat     That's a pretty creepy story. [11:15] Cla     But that's the hundredth story. [11:17] Bot     After each of the "Hundred Ghost     Stories," we put out one candle. [11:21] Bot     And this is the last one... [11:23] Kar     Wh-What will happen when we     put out the final candle? [11:29] Sak     When I put out the hundredth candle... [11:33] Sak     animating the show becomes a lot easier! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club [11:46] Sak     It's almost time to change uniforms. [11:48] Sak     We didn't get much use     out of the summer ones. [11:50] Nat     Well, the fabric may actually be thin, [11:53] Nat     but when drawing them, the only     difference is whether the arms are visible. [11:56] Bot     That's right. [11:58] Bot     Even without relying on sex appeal,     it's enough that Karin-san is so cute. [12:03] Sak     Well, be that as it may, [12:06] Sak     our club has five members now. [12:08] Sak     This year, we can participate in the     club relay at the Athletics Festival! [12:12] Kar     Really? [12:14] Sak     Even though we're not an official club. [12:16] Nat     What? No one told me we weren't official! [12:19] Cla     If you sign up for the relay, [12:21] Cla     you can participate as just a group of friends. [12:24] Nat     Oh, I see... [12:25] Bot     Then, I'll run anchor. [12:27] Sak     What?! [12:28] Sak     I'm the president! I should be the anchor! [12:30] Bot     Fine, but in that case... [12:34] Bot     There's a chance I might     break someone's wrist. [12:36] Sak     Please be the anchor! SIGN    Record 34 SIGN    "I Won't Give It Up" [12:44] Sak     Fanservice shot! [12:46] Sak     And one more! [12:48] Sak     For the headband fetishists, too! [12:50] Sak     Since my summer uniform didn't get much use, [12:52] Sak     I tried making up for it with my gym clothes! [12:54] Sak     Now, let's get out on that field     and practice some handoffs! [12:59] Nat     Well, we came out to the field... [13:02] Nat     but a sports club is already using it. [13:05] Sak     It's okay! [13:06] Sak     This field belongs to everyone, so I'll     negotiate with them to let us use it! [13:13] Cla     But would they really give it up     in the middle of club practice? [13:18] Nat     Looks like it's not going well. [13:21] Bot     Wow, she's totally flipping out! [13:24] Sak     I ended up challenging     them to a soccer match. [13:26] Nat     How much did you complicate things?! [13:29] Sak     In 30 minutes, we'll have a     match with the Soccer Club. [13:32] Sak     If we win, they'll let us use     half the field however we want. [13:35] Nat     Wait a minute! Wait a minute! [13:37] Nat     All else aside, challenging the     Soccer Club to soccer is... [13:40] Bot     Why did you decide to play     them on their own turf? [13:43] Cla     We're only five girls, remember? [13:46] Bot     Hey, it looks like she's only     just realizing that now. [13:50] Sak     Let's make a miracle happen     using the power of friendship. [13:53] Nat     If that was all it took,     there'd be no need for training arcs! [13:56] Sak     I-If we don't have enough people, [13:58] Sak     can't we just run twice     as hard to make up for it? [14:01] Bot     Do you run a sweatshop or something? [14:04] Cla     Even if we do twice the work,     we're still a player short. [14:06] Sak     I just want to play soccer with you guys... [14:08] Nat     You can run ten times as hard by yourself. [14:13] Kar     Now, now. [14:14] Kar     If we win, they'll let us     use the field, after all. [14:17] Kar     Ah... but what happens if we lose? [14:21] Sak     I offered Karin-chan to     them as their manager. [14:26] Kar     Oh, as a manager? [14:34] Cla     Doumyouji! [14:36] Cla     Meet me on the roof! SIGN    Rumble [14:38] Sak     That's a major overreaction! [14:40] Sak     It's fine! [14:41] Sak     We just have to win, right? SIGN    Going Home Club     Fire Prevention Supervisor: Deputy President Oohagi [14:46] Bot     And so it seems SIGN    What is soccer?     Learn the rules!! [14:47] Bot     we've challenged them to a     battle we can't afford to lose. [14:51] Bot     But how well do you guys actually     know the rules of soccer? [14:55] Bot     Karin, why don't you tell     me everything you know? [14:59] Kar     Let's see... [15:00] Kar     you can't use your hands... [15:02] Kar     you kick the ball with your feet... [15:04] Kar     and you score points by getting     it in your opponent's goal. [15:08] Kar     Also, if you slide in from behind, you get a card! SIGN    What is soccer?     Learn the rules!! [15:12] Bot     You jumped ahead to that? [15:14] Kar     And if you get something called a     "hat trick," you get three points! [15:17] Nat     You've got the order backwards! [15:19] Sak     Okay then, Natsuki-chan, can you     correctly explain the offside rule? [15:23] Nat     Offside is some kind of rule they have     in place to prevent ambushes, right? [15:28] Aza     Here goes! [15:29] Aza     All right! [15:29] Aza     Aw, man! [15:31] Sak     What are the specific conditions for it? [15:33] Sak     When is the ruling called? [15:34] Sak     How would you utilize an offside trap? [15:38] Nat     Um, I don't know that much about it... [15:43] Bot     Plus, soccer is a game played     between two teams of eleven. [15:46] Sak     Heavy... heavy... SIGN    Reflecting [15:48] Sak     I'm really sorry! [15:50] Sak     My arms are gonna fall off! [15:51] Bot     Then, let them fall off. [15:52] Sak     I seriously can't feel my fingertips! [15:54] Sak     I think they're gonna tear off! [15:55] Bot     That's not a problem. You don't     use your hands in soccer, anyway. [15:58] Sak     B-But... [15:59] Bot     If you drop those buckets,     I'll feed you pickled grasshoppers. [16:02] Sak     You're treating a Nagano Prefecture     staple food like a penalty? SIGN    The "Nagano Prefecture" referenced in this program is a fictional "Nagano Prefecture"... [16:07] Nat     It's fine. You don't have to     add any tedious disclaimers. [16:10] Nat     Grasshoppers aren't a staple food. SIGN    Soccer Club Captain Nakata Tabito, 3rd year     Position: MF [16:14] Tan     Hello, members of the Going Home Club. [16:16] Tan     I'm the captain, Nakata. [16:18] Nak     We are very grateful to you for     bringing us a female manager today. [16:23] Nak     Touno-san's only a first-year, [16:26] Nak     but I've heard she's popular with the boys. [16:28] Sak     Oh, are you really? [16:30] Sak     Have a lot of guys confessed to you? [16:32] Kar     Oh no, nothing like that. [16:34] Nat     Oh, but Karin really is popular! [16:35] Nat     Like, not too long ago... [16:37] Nak     Could you not jump     into girl talk so suddenly? [16:40] Cla     Wait a minute. [16:41] Cla     This is the first I've heard about this. [16:43] Cla     Who are these insects who have     been approaching Karin-san? [16:45] Bot     I won't allow any man     weaker than me near her. [16:48] Bot     I'll make sure they follow     the proper procedures. [16:51] Sak     Hey, Nakata! [16:52] Sak     Thanks to you, this has     gotten way out of hand! [16:54] Nat     You're the one who started this     in the first place, President! [16:58] Nak     Well, say what you like. [17:00] Nak     As long as Touno-san     becomes our manager. [17:02] Sak     Isn't it a bit early to     be acting like you've won? [17:05] Sak     It's all five of us together that     make the Going Home Club what it is. [17:09] Sak     We're indispensable friends     who all play leading roles. [17:13] Sak     We won't give up even     one of our members! [17:16] Nat     Now she's posturing even though     this is all her own fault. [17:21] Boy     Are you the Touno-san who's     becoming our manager? [17:23] Kar     Well, it's not set in stone yet... [17:25] Boy     It effectively is, though. [17:27] Bot     Guys, don't get too overconfident. [17:30] Bot     Don't forget that I could kill every one     of you in a single frame if I wanted to. SIGN    1F = 1/60 seconds [17:36] Boy     A f-frame? [17:37] Boy     Why is she measuring increments of     time with fighting game terminology? [17:41] Nak     Hey, it's time to start! [17:43] Nak     Take your positions! [17:45] Guys     Yes, Captain! [17:46] Ref     The match between the Soccer Club and     the Going Home Club will now begin! [18:20] Nak     What... kind of shot was that? [18:23] Bot     That wasn't a shot. [18:26] Bot     It was a pass. [18:26] Nat     Zero points! [18:27] Nat     What kind of drive pass were you going for? [18:30] Sak     Hey, we'll resume the game with     a goal kick from your side! [18:33] Nak     No... it's okay. We forfeit. [18:36] Nak     Please, use this half of the field. [18:38] Nak     We can't use the goal over here, anyway... [18:42] Nak     And most of our club     members wet themselves... [18:45] Nak     I wet myself, too. [18:47] Kar     Senpai! [18:49] Sak     There, there. [18:50] Sak     Didn't I tell you, Karin-chan? [18:52] Sak     When hearts that protect and     hearts that believe overlap, [18:55] Sak     they won't lose to anyone. [18:59] Kar     You've never told me that before, [19:00] Kar     but I'm still glad! [19:02] Cla     It's me. [19:03] Cla     We ended the match safely. [19:05] Cla     Recover the sniper, if you would. [19:10] Nat     I'm better off not asking. SIGN    Take Flight Into the Legend [19:21] Ann     Would the students participating in the club relay [19:24] Ann     please gather at the designated location. [19:28] Starter     Ready... [19:29] Kar     Do your best, Sakura-senpai! [19:37] Girls     Go! [19:37] Girls     Do your best! [19:46] Girls     Do your best! [19:46] Girls     Senpai! [20:08] Kar     We did it! First place! [20:11] Sak     This is what happens when the     five of us combine our powers! [20:13] Kar     And I was rooting for     you as hard as I could! [20:16] Nat     Huh? [20:17] Nat     You were rooting for us? [20:20] Nat     There are five runners in a relay race,     and five members of the Going Home Club. [20:24] Nat     And Karin was... [20:25] Kar     I was cheering for you the whole time. [20:38] Nat     One... [20:39] Nat     two... [20:41] Nat     three... [20:43] Nat     four... [20:44] Nat     five? SIGN    Preview [22:46] Bot     The chondrocladia lyra that     lives on the ocean floor is... [22:49] Bot     Um... how should I put it... [22:52] Bot     What is it, exactly? [22:54] Bot     It's weird that this thing's a carnivore! [22:56] Bot     Next time, Record 35:     Bound by School Regulations. [22:59] Bot     And two more! SIGN    Going Home Club Mini Theater [23:06] Nat     Oh, Claire-senpai. [23:07] Nat     Is something on your mind? [23:09] Cla     Natsuki-san. [23:12] Cla     To tell you the truth,     something is bothering me. [23:14] Nat     What is it? [23:15] Nat     If you don't mind confiding     in me, I'd be happy to help. [23:20] Nat     But, Claire-senpai, it's rare to     see you so bothered by something. [23:24] Nat     What's wrong? [23:26] Cla     The truth is... [23:28] Cla     Karin-san is so cute,     I just can't handle it! [23:30] Nat     That's it?! [23:32] Cla     Do you get it, Natsuki-san? [23:33] Cla     She's a club junior, just like you. [23:35] Cla     But somehow... [23:36] Nat     You're excluding me on that point?! [23:39] Cla     Karin-san's cuteness is abnormal! [23:41] Cla     We were just walking together, [23:42] Cla     and something caught her eye, and she     went "What?" and almost ran into a wall. [23:45] Cla     And that smile! [23:47] Cla     All she's doing is smiling! [23:48] Cla     Does she want to kill me with cuteness? [23:51] Cla     I've been wondering... What if Karin-san     is part of some evil plot against me? [23:58] Girls     See you next time! E11 - Names of Flowers \ Bound by School Rules \ All's Well That Ends Well Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Sak     The three years I spent in     middle school were boring. [00:06] Sak     Safe, ordinary, humdrum days,     and I squandered them. [00:24] Sak     Morning? [00:33] Sak     I'm a high school student as of today? [00:40] Sak     I want my days in high school to be fun. [00:47] Sak     Maybe... I'll join a club! [00:51] Sak     That's it! [00:52] Sak     I hear this school has lots of clubs,     and high school is all about clubs! [00:56] Sak     Clubs are youth! [00:57] Sak     And if they turn out to be     boring, I can just quit! [01:01] Sak     I'm so smart! [02:38] Bot     I've always been alone,     right up through middle school. [02:43] Bot     But... [02:44] Bot     In high school, I'm going to make friends     and hang out with them after school. [02:48] Bot     I'm going to make the     most out of high school! [02:52] Bot     No... maybe I'm setting the bar too high. [02:55] Bot     Maybe just someone I can     talk to between classes? [02:59] Bot     Anyway, my introduction today     will be crucial in achieving that. [03:03] Bot     Failure is not an option! SIGN    Record 0:     Names of Flowers [03:11] Teacher     Okay, next. [03:14] Ez     I'm Ezaki Kuriko. [03:15] Ez     In middle school, I was a     sprinter in the Track Club. SIGN    1st Period: Orientation 2nd Period: Introductions 3rd Period: Choose class representatives [03:19] Ez     I plan to continue running     in the high school club, too. [03:22] Ez     My hobby is karaoke,     so please invite me if you go! SIGN    Tennis Club Manga Club [03:25] Sak     I don't see a single club     that looks interesting... [03:28] Sak     Sure, there are a lot of them, but... [03:31] Sak     Maybe it would be more fun     to just join a random club? [03:34] Ez     I'll study hard, too. I look forward to     being in this class with everyone! [03:35] Sak     No... [03:36] Sak     But... [03:40] Teacher     Okay, next. [03:46] Bot     I'm Oohagi Botan. [03:55] Sak     An old-fashioned name, [03:57] Sak     a tall, slender form, [03:59] Sak     sleek black hair, cold eyes, [04:03] Sak     and an aura completely     unlike anyone else here... [04:09] Bot     I look forward to working with you all. [04:13] Sak     That's it? [04:15] Sak     But... [04:17] Sak     It was kind of... nice and simple. [04:21] Bot     Crap. [04:23] Bot     I completely forgot what I'd planned to say. [04:27] Teacher     Okay, next. [04:29] Yay     I came here from East     Middle School. I'm Koike Yayoi. [04:32] Yay     I like watching sports,     especially soccer. [04:33] Bot     Oh, yeah. It was "I like video games." [04:46] Sak     It's just not right... [04:52] Sak     I guess for that hairstyle to work,     you really need sleek black hair. [05:00] Sak     Oohagi Botan, huh? [05:04] Sak     Oohagi-san... [05:06] Sak     I wonder if she'd get mad     if I called her Botan-chan. [05:12] Bot     I failed in my introduction,     but I still have a chance to recover. [05:16] Bot     I have to start off with a lively     morning greeting to my classmates. [05:22] Girl     It looks like Saitou in class 3 has a     crush on Ezaki-san from our class. [05:27] Girl     Oh? Really? [05:29] Bot     M-Morning. [05:30] Girls     Oh, good... [05:34] Girls     ...morning. [05:42] Bot     I'm on my own. [05:45] Bot     It's only been a week since     I joined this school, [05:47] Bot     and I'm already an outcast     from every clique. [05:51] Bot     Is this... [05:52] Bot     Is this what they call "the wall     of high school education"?! [05:56] Girl     Hey, Doumyouji, [05:57] Girl     you haven't picked a club yet, right? [05:59] Girl     Want to join the Tennis Club with me? [06:01] Sak     Tennis, huh? [06:03] Sak     I'll think about it! [06:04] Girl     Really? [06:05] Girl     Well, hope to see you there! [06:11] Sak     Oohagi-san is always by herself... [06:14] Sak     Maybe she's the type that     doesn't make friends? [06:17] Sak     I'd like to talk to her, but... [06:20] Sak     her desk is so far away from mine. [06:22] Sak     There's never an opportunity... SIGN    Student Handbook [06:31] Sak     It says that, at our school, [06:32] Sak     if you submit an application,     you can start whatever club you want. [06:35] Sak     So I could make a club     for what I want to do! [06:41] Sak     But what is it I want to do, again? [06:47] Sak     It's not that there's no club     for what I want to do... [06:50] Sak     It's that there's nothing     I really want to do right now. [06:55] Sak     I really want to do something, [06:58] Sak     but I don't know what it is... [07:00] Sak     So all I have is this restless feeling... [07:07] Sak     What is this thing I want to do? [07:11] Sak     The thing I want to do... [07:13] Sak     What is it? [07:14] Sak     Where to do it? And with who? [07:28] Bot     Every time I approach     others, it ends in failure. [07:31] Bot     I guess I'm just not cut     out for this kind of thing. [07:37] Bot     But if I don't approach them, [07:40] Bot     I doubt anyone will ever talk to me... [07:42] Sak     Oohagi-san! [07:54] Bot     Doumyouji-san? [07:58] Sak     I caught up with you! [08:01] Sak     Um... listen... [08:04] Sak     Would you like to walk home together? [08:06] Bot     Wh-Why? [08:09] Sak     The reason? [08:11] Sak     Because... well... [08:13] Sak     I thought it'd be nice if     we could become friends. [08:16] Bot     Become... friends? [08:18] Bot     But why? [08:21] Sak     You need a reason for that, too? [08:22] Sak     Well, it was just a feeling I had, so... [08:29] Sak     Oh, I know! [08:32] Sak     Oohagi-san, your name's Botan, right? [08:34] Bot     Yeah. [08:35] Sak     I'm Sakura! [08:37] Sak     They're both names of flowers! [08:41] Bot     Both... names of flowers? [08:44] Sak     Yup! [08:44] Sak     Peony and cherry blossom! [08:46] Sak     See? We're two of a kind! [08:50] Sak     That's why. [08:54] Bot     I see. [08:56] Bot     The thing I've desired for so long... [09:06] Bot     Sure. [09:07] Bot     Let's walk home together, Sakura. [09:12] Sak     Hooray! Since we're walking     together, want to hold hands? [09:15] Bot     Why should we?! [09:16] Bot     This is nothing like the image     I had in mind for a friend... [09:23] Sak     Hey, Botan-chan. [09:24] Sak     Want to start a club together? [09:27] Bot     That came out of nowhere. [09:28] Sak     You don't want to? [09:29] Bot     It's not that I don't want to,     but what would our club do? [09:35] Sak     Anything! [09:37] Sak     Let's just do everything we can     think of that sounds interesting! [09:44] Bot     What kind of plan is that? [09:47] Bot     Sure. [09:49] Bot     Let's start it together. [09:50] Sak     Yeah! That's the spirit! [09:53] Sak     It didn't matter to me what we did. SIGN    Going Home Club [09:56] Sak     As long as we were together,     we could make it fun. [09:59] Sak     I just had a feeling     that would be the case. [10:02] Kar     Wow! [10:03] Kar     So that's how you formed the club? [10:05] Kar     That's wonderful, Sakura-senpai! [10:07] Sak     You can shower more praise     on me if you like. [10:11] Nat     You told a heartwarming story?! [10:12] Sak     Is that not allowed?! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery SIGN    I am a seal. My name is Seal. -Seal SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Seal [10:25] Aza     I didn't appear at all in the first half! SIGN    Sakura's Finger [10:29] Sak     I appeared all the way through! [10:33] Sak     Today, we're going to use     this hall to its fullest... [10:37] Sak     and do some super long-distance bowling! [10:39] Nat     Huh? [10:40] Nat     That confusing dream sequence     was just building up to this?! [10:44] Bot     Hold on a minute. [10:46] Bot     Calm down, Sakura. [10:47] Bot     We don't have any gutters. [10:49] Nat     That's not what you should     be objecting about! [10:51] Bot     If we don't have any,     shall I dig us some? [10:53] Nat     Please don't! [10:54] Nat     Expulsion would be the     least of your worries! [10:57] Cla     That's right, Botan-san. [10:59] Cla     Did it not occur to you     that we could fill it in? [11:01] Nat     Fill it in? [11:02] Cla     Yes. Like this, for example. SIGN    Kokonoe Corporation [11:05] Aza     This creates gutters! [11:06] Nat     You can't do that either! SIGN    Record 35 SIGN    Bound by School Rules [11:13] Sak     But I think that, even without gutters, [11:15] Sak     the distance alone should     guarantee a challenge. [11:19] Aza     Just like a long-distance     relationship, huh? [11:21] Sak     I'll bowl the first ball! [11:23] Nat     Just be careful, okay? SIGN    Whump... [11:27] Nat     What? [11:29] Nat     What is it? [11:31] Sak     Th-This is... [11:34] Rei     Looks like you're doing something fun. [11:40] Rei     Members of... [11:42] Rei     the Going Home Club. [11:45] Nat     Who's that? [11:46] Kar     Nat-chan, that's the     Student Council President! [11:50] Bot     Be on your guard! Natsuki! Karin! [11:54] Bot     That's the female Student Council     President who bears the alias "Kousoku"... SIGN    Roar [12:00] Bot     Takamado Reina! [12:02] Nat     Our Student Council President has an alias?! [12:05] Rei     Although the "Kousoku" in question     isn't this one, but this one. SIGN    Kousoku     (Speed of light) SIGN    Kousoku     (Rules) [12:09] Nat     That's not very cool at all, then! [12:12] Aza     I am the rulebook! [12:13] Rei     But I feel honored that     you know so much about me. [12:18] Rei     "Midnight Murder..." [12:20] Rei     Oohagi Botan-san. SIGN    Midnight Murder [12:22] Nat     She has an alias, too?! [12:25] Bot     Don't let your guard down, Natsuki. [12:26] Bot     We're already in her territory. [12:29] Nat     Huh? Territory? [12:31] Bot     She has a sphere of influence. [12:33] Nat     Huh? [12:35] Bot     When you're on school grounds,     within her sphere of influence, [12:39] Bot     you become incapable of breaking rules. [12:42] Bot     At the speed of light! SIGN    Kousoku (Speed of light) SIGN    Kousoku (Rules) [12:43] Bot     With rules! [12:44] Bot     She binds you! SIGN    Kousoku (Bind) [12:46] Bot     That is her power... SIGN    Student Handbook SIGN    Handbook     Bind SIGN    Roar [12:49] Bot     Handbook Bind! [12:50] Nat     What?! She has superpowers?! [12:53] Cla     That's right... Takamado Reina. [12:55] Cla     It's as if she was born to become     Student Council President. [12:58] Nat     That's peaking way too early in life! [13:01] Rei     I don't think it's proper to just     decide to bowl in a public hallway. [13:07] Rei     Going Home Club President,     Doumyouji Sakura-san... [13:11] Rei     No... SIGN    Grenade Rager [13:12] Rei     Grenade Rager. [13:14] Rei     Perhaps that's what I should call you? [13:16] Nat     Is there a bargain sale     on aliases or something?! [13:20] Nat     Wait a second. [13:21] Nat     If the president's power keeps     people from breaking the rules, [13:24] Nat     then it won't stop at bowling. [13:26] Nat     Sakura-senpai's innocently daring skirt     length should be affected too, shouldn't it? [13:31] Bot     You catch on quick. [13:36] Nat     Huh? Nothing happened. [13:38] Rei     If it's just her skirt,     it's not really a problem. [13:41] Nat     Huh? [13:42] Rei     We prize self-expression among     our students, after all. [13:45] Rei     As long as they make no extreme     alterations, we don't treat it as a problem. [13:50] Rei     Right, Lady Kokonoe? [13:53] Nat     Why is she wearing a tracksuit? [13:54] Nat     And Sakura-senpai's, at that! SIGN    Doumyouji [13:56] Cla     Actually, the official uniform is so cheap-looking, [14:00] Cla     I had an atelier de couture in Paris     make me one that looked just like it! [14:04] Nat     So she wasn't wearing our uniform at all?! [14:07] Nat     In a way, that's just an ordinary cosplay! [14:10] Sak     I thought there was something different about [14:12] Sak     the material that made up Claire-chan's uniform. [14:14] Aza     The color codes were     different. Did you notice? [14:17] Nat     But does that mean, the tracksuit you     changed into was Sakura-senpai's because... SIGN    Doumyouji [14:23] Cla     My tracksuit was made of a new     material I developed in collaboration [14:26] Cla     with a sportswear manufacturer. [14:28] Nat     Is everything you own custom-made?! [14:29] Rei     Well, that said... [14:32] Rei     Whenever you want to     play like this in the future... SIGN    Allowed [14:35] Rei     Just get permission before you do it. [14:39] Rei     I'm sure we'll meet again. [14:43] Rei     I'm looking forward to it. [14:47] Sak     Um, I don't think that's really possible... [14:50] Rei     Oh? Why not? [14:52] Sak     Because this is the last episode! SIGN    Record 36 SIGN    All's Well That Ends Well SIGN    How to do a final episode! [15:23] Sak     The final episode is upon us at last. [15:26] Sak     Today, I want us to think about     how we should best address it. [15:31] Bot     I think... [15:32] Bot     When I picture a final episode, I picture this. SIGN    Our battle is only      just beginning!     To Be Continued [15:35] Bot     Our battle is only just beginning! [15:37] Nat     Isn't that how you end a     show that got canceled?! [15:40] Cla     Perhaps episode 4 was too late for a retool. [15:43] Nat     Let's save talking about what went wrong     for the wrap party at the pub! SIGN    Wasabi Octopus x2 [15:47] Sak     I brought wasabi octopus! [15:49] Nat     Your understanding of pubs really     does stop there, doesn't it? SIGN    Mozuku Seaweed [15:54] Nat     Why do you look so     pleased with yourself?! [15:57] Cla     Hm... how to handle our final episode... [16:01] Cla     What about a stage performance     at the school festival? [16:04] Nat     Oh, like the conclusion to a school     anime. That could be cool. [16:09] Kar     A short skit then, maybe? [16:11] Nat     Why?! [16:12] Nat     Why can't we just be a     band like in most shows?! [16:16] Sak     Forming a band for the last     episode might not be a bad idea. [16:20] Sak     By the way, can anyone     here play an instrument? [16:23] Kar     The tambourine. [16:26] Nat     The triangle. [16:28] Bot     Death throes. [16:30] Kar     Bang! Bang! Bang! [16:46] Nat     Ting. [16:47] Sak     Enough! [16:48] Sak     That idea ran straight into the wall! [16:51] Cla     What kind of final episode do you     think we should do, Karin-san? [16:56] Kar     I think a touching ending would be nice. [16:59] Kar     What about a dreamlike final episode? [17:02] Cla     Oh, that sounds nice! [17:21] Kar     Nat-chan... [17:24] Kar     You were kicked by a runaway horse     on the day of the opening ceremony... [17:27] Kar     and have been in a coma ever since. [17:29] Kar     That was three years ago. [17:36] Kar     Nat-chan... Are you smiling? [17:39] Kar     I wonder if you're dreaming about     having fun club activities after school? [17:44] Nat     You meant that kind of dream?! [17:46] Nat     The gimmick where the whole     show turns out to be a dream?! [17:49] Nat     But that aside, why was I the one who... [17:52] Sak     Now, now. What's the big deal? [17:54] Sak     A dreamlike last episode will     make us the talk of the Net. [17:58] Nat     Who cares?! [17:59] Aza     Dreamlike seal! SIGN    How we want to do a final episode! [18:04] Sak     What we "should" do shouldn't be     determined by what people want to see. [18:07] Sak     It's the final episode,     so to ensure we have no regrets, [18:09] Sak     let's figure out what we want to do! [18:11] Nat     This from the girl who always     does what she wants anyway?! [18:14] Bot     What we want to do, huh? [18:16] Bot     In that case, I want to settle     things with the Four Kings. [18:20] Nat     Oh! Settling your battle     of destiny once and for all! [18:24] Bot     That's right. [18:25] Bot     I have to defeat the one     I didn't beat before. [18:29] Nat     You meant the Four Bear     Kings, didn't you?! [18:33] Cla     If we get to do what we want to do,     then I'd like a final episode like this. [18:43] (Flashback) Kar     Claire-senpai, the Earth     has gotten so far away... [18:46] (Flashback) Cla     Changes to Earth's climate, [18:49] (Flashback) Cla     rampant disease, [18:51] (Flashback) Cla     the outbreak of another world war... [18:55] (Flashback) Cla     Our Mother Earth can no     longer support human life. [19:00] (Flashback) Kar     So you and I are really the last humans alive... [19:04] (Flashback) Cla     This ship will travel on autopilot, [19:07] (Flashback) Cla     searching for a world that can support human life. [19:11] (Flashback) Cla     Karin-san. [19:13] (Flashback) Cla     You and I will become the Eve     and Eve of that new world. [19:19] (Flashback) Kar     Claire-senpai... [19:21] (Flashback) Cla     Karin-san... [19:23] (Flashback) Kar     Claire-senpai... [19:25] Nat     That's too grand a scale! [19:26] Nat     And if you just have Eve and Eve, that     new world's never going to have a future! [19:30] Cla     We can make it all work out     somehow, using iPS cells. [19:33] Nat     It disturbs me that it doesn't     sound like a joke coming from her. [19:38] Bot     What about you, Karin? [19:39] Kar     Let me see... [19:41] Kar     What I want to do for the last episode... [19:44] Kar     is chat with all of you, [19:46] Kar     eat sweets, [19:47] Kar     then, stop by the convenience     store on my way home. [19:52] Nat     But that's what we always do! [19:54] Kar     Yes. I want to do what we always do. [19:57] Sak     What we always do... [20:00] Sak     That could be nice, too! [20:02] Sak     Then, I think it's time to     go home like we always do! [20:05] Bot     Let's stop by the convenience store... [20:07] Cla     Buy sweets... [20:08] Nat     And go to the park! [20:09] Kar     Hooray! SIGN    Going Home Club SIGN    Entrance Ceremony [21:40] Sak     Come in! [21:41] Kar     Excuse us! [21:44] Sak     Your membership is approved! [21:49] Sak     Using milk... [21:50] All     A toast! [21:54] Sak     So this is wasabi octopus! [21:56] Nat     You pushed for it without     knowing what it was?! [21:58] Cla     Now, now. [21:59] Cla     No need to scold her for     something that's in the past. [22:03] Bot     But when I think that this is     the end, it feels a little lonely. [22:09] Kar     That's right. [22:10] Kar     All we have left is to do the preview. [22:13] Girls     Huh? Preview? [22:15] Bot     If this is the last episode,     why is there a preview? [22:18] Cla     Sakura-san said it with such confidence, [22:21] Cla     I was convinced that this     was the last episode, but... [22:24] Cla     You don't think... [22:26] Kar     Now that you mention it, [22:27] Kar     there was that time she confused     episode 4 for episode 3, too. [22:32] Nat     Which means... [22:34] Sak     A-Anyone can make mistakes, right?! [22:40] Sak     I'm sorry! [22:41] Aza     See you next week! SIGN    Record 36 SIGN    All's Well That Doesn't End [22:43] Nat     It's not all well! [22:46] Nat     What are we going to do? [22:48] Nat     We don't have anything     left to do next week! [22:50] Sak     Asking me that won't help... [22:52] Cla     We could follow the ongoing original manga... [22:55] Nat     We can't catch up in one more episode! [22:56] Bot     Right! [22:57] Bot     Then, I'll have to fight the final Bear King! [23:00] Nat     You always kill them instantly! [23:01] Nat     The episode won't last a minute! [23:03] Kar     Then, next week... I'll do a short skit! [23:05] Nat     Why?! And that'll be over immediately, too! [23:08] Cla     Man, at this rate, there's not even     anything the Kokonoe Corporation can do! [23:12] Sak     Claire-chan. [23:13] Sak     If you give up, then the     match is over here and now. [23:15] Nat     Hey! [23:16] Sak     I won't give up! [23:17] Sak     There has to be a way! [23:19] Nat     This all started because     of your misunderstanding! [23:21] Sak     It started! It started! [23:24] Bot     She's singing again. [23:26] Kar     That song... [23:27] Nat     You know it? [23:28] Nat     Wait, I'm the one who sang that! [23:30] Sak     She played along before objecting. [23:31] Kar     Like in episode 8. [23:32] Cla     Since you objected to yourself, both     today and tomorrow are national holidays! [23:36] Sak     That's it! [23:38] Sak     In that case, let's ride it out     with a series of short gags! [23:45] Nat     Did you all know? SIGN    Preview [23:46] Nat     This week's Chronicles of the Going     Home Club wasn't the last episode! [23:51] Nat     Next week is Record 37: Misreading. [23:54] Nat     And about twenty more... are you kidding?! [23:57] ---     We'll go flat out to get through them all! [23:58] Nat     Hope you enjoy them! E12 - Record 37 - 57 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Going Home Club Mini-Theater     Final Episode SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Now Recruiting SIGN    Going Home Club - Sakura [00:14] Nat     It's too soon for the ending theme! [00:17] Nat     Come on! [00:18] Nat     Why did you go right     to the ending theme? [00:21] Sak     Well, you know, [00:22] Sak     when the ending theme plays early in     the last episode, it's a surefire winner! [00:26] Nat     But that ends it the moment it starts! [00:28] Cla     I guess we should have used     Karin-san's and my song after all. [00:31] Kar     That's not the problem! [00:33] Nat     Look! [00:34] Nat     My point is, changing the song won't help! [00:37] Nat     If you put it at the beginning, [00:39] Nat     it stops being the ending theme     and becomes the opening theme! [00:43] Kar     I get it! [00:45] Cla     We've been saying that     this is the last episode... [00:47] Bot     ...but our activities aren't ending! [00:49] Sak     It's the last episode, but it isn't over! [00:51] Sak     On the contrary!     We're just getting started! [00:56] Girls     Chronicles of the Going     Home Club starts now! [00:59] Aza     There's still more to watch! [01:03] Girl     "Hard work is sacred." [01:05] Girl     Just as I was recalling words like     these with a sigh of relief... [01:09] Girl     I heard a "toka-ton-ton"... [01:12] Girl     The sound seemed to ring faintly from afar. [01:16] Girl     Suddenly, everything I'd done up     to that point struck me as foolish. [01:20] Girl     I stood up, walked back to my room, [01:23] Girl     climbed under the covers, and went to sleep. SIGN    Record 37: Misreading [01:26] Teacher     Okay, that's far enough. [01:28] Teacher     Now, for the next passage... [01:31] Teacher     Doumyouji. [01:34] Teacher     The next passage. Read it, please. [01:44] Sak     I turned my face up [01:46] Sak     to face the sky high above. [01:48] Sak     Cirrocumulus. [01:49] Teacher     Who told you to compose a haiku?! [03:25] Kar     Tapirs live in equatorial jungles. [03:28] Kar     Did you all know [03:30] Kar     that tapirs have an unusual     bone structure that makes [03:32] Kar     their front legs longer     than their back legs? [03:35] Kar     But setting that aside... [03:38] Kar     I'm currently... [03:40] Kar     fleeing the Demon King's pursuit! SIGN    Record 38:     What's "Tap-oom"? [03:55] Badguy     You gave me quite the run-around. [03:57] Badguy     You have a birthmark on your butt marking     you as the wielder of tremendous power. [04:01] Badguy     Show it to me! [04:03] Kar     No! [04:03] Kar     There are various reasons     I can't show it to you! [04:10] Badguy     You leave me no choice. [04:11] Badguy     In that case... [04:12] Badguy     I'll tear it off by force! [04:15] Tapir     That's enough! [04:16] Badguy     What? [04:17] Badguy     Who are you?! [04:19] Tapir     I am heir to the mark passed     down since ancient times. [04:23] Tapir     The one who will stand     against the Demon King... [04:26] Tapir     The one true hero: Tapir! [04:28] Tapir     Demon King Veribadd, I won't     let you have your own way! [04:34] Badguy     Such impudence from a mere tapir! [04:36] Badguy     Very well! Then, I shall     start by ripping off y— [04:39] Tapir     Super Tap-oom! [04:41] Demonking     That's huge! What is that spell?! [04:54] Kar     Amazing! That was amazing, Tapir-san! [05:05] Tapir     Have you learned the power     of pay-to-win items? [05:12] Kar     I get it now, Tapir-san... [05:14] Kar     So... [05:15] Kar     So that's what "tap-oom" meant... [05:16] Teacher     Hey! Touno! Wake up! SIGN    Don't Try This at Home [05:20] Aza     Hey, kids! Don't fall     sleep in class, ya hear? SIGN    Record 39 SIGN    I Hate Bugs [05:28] Kar     I really, really can't stand bugs! [05:31] Kar     A while ago, there was a centipede     four centimeters long in my house. [05:35] Kar     And I just shouted... [05:37] (Flashback) Kar     Monnu! SIGN    Monnu [05:38] Kar     ...out of nowhere. [05:40] Nat     That's a hard word to say     on the spur of the moment. [05:42] Kar     But, Nat-chan, four     centimeters is really big! [05:46] Kar     It's about as large as     an eleven-week-old fetus! [05:49] Nat     Why are you comparing it to new life?! [05:53] Sak     I see. [05:55] Sak     By the way, speaking of sizes... [05:57] Sak     A toilet flush has settings for     both "big" and "small," [06:00] Sak     but even if you set it for "small,"     it still uses a lot of water. [06:03] Nat     That doesn't really have much to do with size. [06:06] Nat     And what kind of subject is     that for a heroine to bring up? [06:09] Bot     No... [06:11] Bot     I don't care! Continue! [06:12] Nat     For some reason, Botan-senpai     just gave the "Go" sign! SIGN    Record 40 SIGN    Conserving Water [06:17] Sak     I just think, [06:18] Sak     if you used the "small" setting     for "big," "middle," and "small," SIGN    Small Big [06:21] Sak     it would save water and be     good for the environment. [06:26] Nat     I feel I should ask... What's "middle"? [06:30] Sak     When it's almost a liquid, it's "middle"! SIGN    Boom [06:31] Nat     Okay, stop! SIGN    Please wait a moment SIGN    Botan-senpai is currently deploying Air Refresh Logos. Please wait patiently until the purification is complete. [06:34] Aza     Please wait a moment. [06:45] Cla     Hm? SIGN    Record 41      Antonyms [06:57] Cla     Oh, dear. [06:58] Cla     My mechanical pencil's out of lead. [07:00] Nat     I'll go buy some for you. [07:02] Cla     What? But... [07:03] Nat     I was about to go to the school store anyway... [07:05] Nat     I'll buy you some while I'm there. [07:07] Cla     Really? [07:08] Cla     Well, if you wouldn't mind... [07:11] Cla     This should cover it, right? [07:14] Nat     You want me to buy the whole box? [07:17] Cla     Well, there are 40 leads in a case,     and they're 200 yen apiece, [07:20] Cla     which comes to 8,000 yen, right? [07:22] Nat     The 200 yen is obviously     for all 40 leads! [07:25] Nat     What kind of bourgeois writing     materials were you expecting?! [07:28] Cla     I-It's 200 yen for the whole case? [07:32] Cla     You mean to say that each     lead is only five yen? [07:35] Cla     What is this quantum physical pricing? [07:38] Nat     Is that the antonym of "astronomical"? [07:40] Nat     First time I've ever heard that! SIGN    Furuhashi [07:52] Nat     Hello? [07:53] Fur     Natsunoji. [07:54] Nat     "Natsunoji"? [07:56] Fur     There's something I'd like to show you. [07:59] Fur     Could I trouble you to pay a visit to the roof? [08:02] Nat     What's this character supposed to be? [08:04] Nat     Just— [08:04] Fur     You'll see when you get there. SIGN    Record 42 SIGN    Debut!! Aikarin [08:14] Nat     So what is it? [08:16] Nat     What'd you call me up here to show me? [08:20] Fur     I'm Ai! [08:21] Kar     I'm Karin! [08:24] Girls     Together, we are... Aikarin! [08:37] Fur     It's time for "Aikarin's     Machine Gun Short Skits!" [08:39] Fur     Delinquent. [08:41] Fur     Hey, I wanna hit the arcade. [08:44] Fur     Lend me some cash, would ya? [08:47] Kar     Oh, no! I can't! [08:50] Fur     Oh, yeah? You sure that's     your final answer? [08:55] Fur     My li'l bro's the leader of     an elementary school gang! [08:57] Kar     That's pathetic! [09:02] Nat     28 points. [09:04] Fur     That's harsh! [09:05] Nat     I deducted five points in advance because      you made up another nickname for me. [09:09] Fur     Which means I was already in the     red when I called you up here? [09:12] Nat     Even with those five points,     you'd still be in the red. [09:15] Nat     Plus, you called it "machine gun,"     but you only did one gag. [09:18] Nat     That makes no sense. [09:19] Fur     Well, we thought this one gag was as     powerful as a machine gun barrage... [09:23] Nat     That makes no sense!     It has to be rapid fire! [09:25] Nat     So why did you suddenly     decide to take on comedy? [09:28] Fur     Well... earlier, I saw a     comedy program on TV, and... [09:32] Fur     I thought "That looks easy.     Even I could reach the top level." [09:37] Nat     Do you have an eternal wellspring of     confidence inside that brain of yours? [09:41] Fur     Huh? SIGN    The Top [09:43] Aza     Far away? SIGN    Record 43 SIGN    Aikarin Strikes Back [09:51] Fur     It's time for "Aikarin's Explosive     Hand Grenade Short Skits!" [09:54] Fur     Birth! [09:56] Fur     What's wrong? [09:57] Fur     Huh? Are you okay? [10:00] Kar     I-I'm giving birth! [10:02] Fur     I know! The Lamaze Technique! [10:15] Kar     Oxygen is delicious! [10:18] Nat     Why did you take the surrealist route? [10:20] Fur     What do you think? [10:20] Nat     I'm not sure what to say. [10:23] Nat     That reminds me, Furuishi... [10:25] Fur     It's Furuhashi! [10:27] Nat     So your first name's Ai, is it? [10:29] Nat     I never knew! [10:32] Fur     We spent three years in middle     school together, didn't we?! [10:37] Sak     And with that... [10:38] Cla     ...Chronicles of the Going Home Club... [10:40] Bot     ...has completed all twelve episodes. [10:41] All     Thank you for watchi— [10:42] Nat     It's not over yet! SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Going Home Club Photo Gallery SIGN    All that still remains of the Going Home Club's lost dreams is the summer grass SIGN    Chronicles of the Going Home Club SIGN    Fire Prevention Supervisor: Iizuka SIGN    Student Council Room SIGN    Student Council President [11:11] Rei     What? [11:12] Rei     I get another appearance?! SIGN    Record 44 SIGN    Complacency [11:15] Rei     But I thought last week     was the final episode... [11:18] Kan     President! Urgent news! SIGN    Student Council Secretary, 2nd year          Kaneda Masao [11:20] Rei     Is it about the Soccer Club     and the Baseball Club? SIGN    Record 45 SIGN    The Perfect Equal [11:23] Kan     You already know about it? [11:25] Rei     Don't worry. I've already taken     measures to deal with it. SIGN    Student Council President: 3rd Year     Takakado Reina     Special Ability: Handbook Bind [11:28] Kan     What do you mean? [11:31] Rei     I've sent the vice president to the scene. [11:33] Kan     Iizuka-san?! [11:35] Aza     The animators got complacent and forgot     to design the secretary, Kaneda-kun. [11:44] Sak     The Student Council Vice     President, Iizuka Kouhei. SIGN    Student Council     Vice President: 3rd Year      Iizuka Kouhei [11:48] Sak     They call him a romantic... an idealist. [11:53] Nat     So he has an alias, too... [11:55] Sak     His ability is "The Perfect Equal." SIGN    The Perfect Equal SIGN    The Perfect Equal [11:59] Nat     Another one with superpowers?! [12:01] Kar     What kind of ability is "The Perfect Equal"? [12:05] Bot     From what I've heard, it ensures lunch     portions are served out equally. [12:09] Nat     What's the point of that?! [12:11] Sak     Plus, our school doesn't     even have lunch service. [12:14] Cla     In other words, his ability     is useless garbage, right? [12:19] Nat     I think that's a little too harsh. SIGN    Record 46 SIGN    Animal Sounds [12:23] Sak     Speaking of aliases... [12:24] Sak     We call dogs "bow-wows" so why     don't we call cats "meow-meows"? [12:29] Bot     That's less an alias and more of a label. [12:32] Kar     That's true. [12:34] Kar     It's the same with Malay Tapirs. [12:36] Kar     Ta... [12:38] Nat     Why did you bring up an animal when     you don't know what sound it makes?! [12:42] Cla     We could call Parrots     "Pollywannacracker-chan," too. [12:45] Par     Good morning! [12:47] Nat     Now we're just talking about     things that don't matter! [12:50] Bot     And a whip-poor-will should be     called "Whip-poor-will-chan"! [12:52] Nat     That's the same thing! [12:53] Nat     You people are real idiots! SIGN    Record 47 SIGN    Map [12:58] Kar     We still haven't reached that cute     sundries shop we saw on the internet? [13:02] Sak     According to the map,     it should be in this area... [13:05] Nat     Knowing Sakura-senpai, [13:07] Nat     she probably brought a     map of the world by mistake. [13:10] Nat     That's not the punchline here, is it? SIGN    Map of the Galaxy [13:16] Nat     The scale's way too big! [13:18] Aza     You are currently... here! [13:21] Nat     I can barely even tell     where our solar system is! SIGN    Record 48 SIGN    Taste of the Commoners [13:24] Cla     Well, shall we stop by the convenience     store, and then head to the park? [13:33] Aza     You can do it! [13:40] Kar     Claire-senpai! Look at this! [13:43] Kar     This is the most delicious     part of the ice cream! [13:48] Cla     May I try it? [13:50] Kar     Yes! SIGN    Ice Cream [13:58] Cla     So this is the taste of the commoners? [14:00] Nat     That overjoyed reaction just shows [14:01] Nat     how big the gap is between     you and the commoners. SIGN    Record 49 SIGN    Heroic Tale [14:07] Bot     I did have one of those before. [14:09] Bot     There were these guys     who wanted to get rid of me [14:12] Bot     before I could learn Hagitsuki-ryuu. [14:14] Nat     That sounds awfully savage. [14:18] Bot     I was about three years old. [14:20] Bot     They used a sniper rifle     to shoot me in the chest. [14:23] Nat     That's a major incident out of the blue! [14:29] Bot     I was such a novice. [14:31] Bot     I didn't even notice the     sniper one kilometer away. [14:34] Bot     Of course, now, I'd spot him immediately. [14:36] Nat     You sound embarrassed about your past, [14:39] Nat     but it's scarier that you notice them at all! [14:40] Kar     B-But you were shot in the chest... [14:44] Kar     Does that mean you died when     you were a child, Botan-senpai?! [14:48] Cla     Karin-san, calm down. [14:50] Cla     The fact that she's here with us now     proves that she survived being shot. [14:55] Nat     But, how did you survive? [14:58] Bot     I happened to be carrying     something in my chest region. [15:02] Bot     It blocked the bullet. [15:04] Sak     Wow! Just like in the movies! [15:07] Bot     Yes. I got it from my parents. [15:10] Bot     My ribcage! [15:13] Nat     You can't block a bullet like that! [15:17] Bot     I've been waiting for this moment. [15:19] Bot     It's time to settle this once and for all. [15:23] Bot     Bear! [15:26] Nat     Um... SIGN    Record 50 SIGN    What if the Person Inside the     Four Bear Kings Costume in the     Spirit World was a Super Feminayan? [15:28] Nat     What's going on? SIGN    Four Bear Kings: Polar Bear [15:33] Bear     He is the strongest of the Four Bear Kings. [15:39] Bear     Do you really think you can beat me? [15:46] Bot     It can't be... [15:48] Bot     You mean... [15:49] Bot     It was you... [15:52] Bot     Karin?! [15:53] Bot     What's going on here? [15:55] Kar     I am of a race that can     alter its contents at will. [15:58] Bear     The Costume Bear! [16:01] Kar     And you're wide open... [16:02] Kar     Botan-senpai! SIGN    Cute SIGN    Femi... SIGN    Cute [16:14] ---     ...nine... SIGN    Cute [16:16] ---     ap... SIGN    Cute [16:18] ---     ...peal! SIGN    Cute [16:19] Bot     Her feminine appeal is overwhelming... SIGN    Cute [16:22] Bot     I can't beat her. [16:24] Cla     Naturally! [16:25] Sak     The Four Bear Kings are a     force to be reckoned with! [16:27] Nat     But... [16:28] Nat     This doesn't even make any sense! SIGN    Record 51: A Song That's Not     Even Vaguely Remembered [16:40] Cla     Look, everyone. This is     the famous Moldau River. [16:44] Kar     It's so big! [16:46] Bot     Speaking of which, Sakura... [16:48] Bot     You sang "Die Moldau" in your     middle school choir, right? [16:52] Sak     That's right! [16:53] Bot     Well, since we're here now,     why don't you sing it? [16:56] Kar     I'd like to hear it! [16:58] Kar     Please sing it in German! [17:00] Sak     In... In German? [17:02] Kar     Yes! Please! [17:16] Kar     That's "Demon King," Sakura-senpai! [17:18] Kar     I want to hear "Die Moldau"! [17:23] Kar     Not "Demon King!"     "Die Moldau," please! [17:34] Cla     You never sang "Die Moldau," did you? [17:38] Sak     Father! [17:40] Nat     That's not your father! SIGN    Going Home Club Explains: What is "Die Moldau"? [17:42] Aza     By the way, [17:43] Aza     "Die Moldau" is actually     one part of a longer work [17:46] Aza     by a Czech composer named Smetana,      arranged for choruses to sing. [17:49] Aza     The lyrics we sing were added by the Japanese. [17:52] Nat     So when you sang it in middle     school, it was in Japanese?! [17:55] Sak     I'm sorry! SIGN    Record 52 SIGN    You Fed the Cute Girls Too Much [17:58] Cla     Karin-san. Here's your drink. [18:01] Cla     I didn't want you to hurt your     hands, so I opened it first. [18:05] Cla     I've also turned in your handouts for     the day, so don't worry about that. [18:09] Cla     Then, I filled your mechanical     pencil with lead, [18:12] Cla     and I put an extra pink eraser     in your locker for you. [18:15] Cla     Do you have a handkerchief     and pocket tissues? [18:17] Cla     Also, I went to the restroom for you. [18:18] Nat     I know this is your usual routine, but... [18:22] Nat     don't you think you're spoiling     her a little too much? [18:24] Cla     Oh, no, I don't fink fo! [18:29] Cla     Goo! [18:31] Nat     That would never happen! SIGN    Record 53: "How to Draw" Song [18:36] Sak     I thought up a "How to     Draw Natsuki-chan" song! [18:38] Nat     Huh? [18:39] Sak     The crescent moon rises high in the sky! [18:45] Nat     That's it?! SIGN    Record 54 SIGN    Cute [18:49] Ann     For winning the title of MVP, [18:51] Ann     Cristiano Messi will be awarded     a top-of-the-line sports car. [18:56] Kar     Wow! [18:56] Kar     Soccer players drive big cars, huh? SIGN    Record 55: The "How to Draw Sakura-chan" Song [19:05] Sak     I thought up a "How to     Draw Sakura-chan" song! [19:08] Sak     Then, I'll draw it now! [19:09] Sak     But there's something you need first. [19:11] Sak     A mental image. [19:13] Sak     A mental image of what     you're drawing is essential. [19:15] Bot     This looks like it's gonna take     a while. Better fast-forward. [19:15] Sak     Understand? When it's time to draw— SIGN    Fast Forward SIGN    Fast Forward SIGN    Fast Forward SIGN    Pause SIGN    Play [19:23] Sak     And just like that, you've got Sakura-chan! [19:26] Nat     Don't fast-forward through     the drawing process! [19:28] Girls     Yeah, right! Yeah, right! Yeah, right! [19:30] Nar     Somewhere, hidden from the eyes of men, [19:32] Nar     there is a merciless underworld     organization that trains skilled Retorters. [19:39] Nar     It is called: SIGN    Record 56: The Retorters' Pit [19:41] Nar     The Retorters' Pit [19:42] Nat     That doesn't exist! SIGN    Record 57 SIGN    Important Announcement [19:48] Sak     I now have two important announcements! [19:48] Sak     One, two! [19:51] Sak     The first concerns the cat that's been     hanging around the school grounds. [19:54] Sak     That cat just had kittens     behind the school building. [19:58] Kar     I thought she was looking     chubby recently! [20:01] Kar     So she became a mom! [20:03] Bot     Okay! Let's go see! [20:05] Cla     I'm sure they're all as cute as Karin-san. [20:09] Kar     I want to go see them! [20:11] Sak     Okay! Let's go see them now! [20:13] Nat     W-Wait a minute! Before we do that... [20:17] Nat     What's the other important announcement? [20:23] Sak     Oh. [20:24] Sak     It's that there are only 60 seconds     until the end of the series. [20:31] Bot     You decided to bring this up now? [20:33] Cla     Just fifty-four seconds remaining... [20:34] Cla     We only have time for one more joke. [20:37] Nat     We can't bomb the final punchline. [20:40] Kar     I want to see the kittens! [20:44] Nat     What? It's mine? What awful timing! [20:48] Kar     Nat-chan, did you change your ringtone?! [20:49] Sak     That's not the part you     should be concerned with! [20:51] Nat     Furuhashi, sorry! [20:52] Nat     I'm a little occupied right now! SIGN    Furuhashi Ai [20:55] Fur     Natsukinov... You got my name     right for the first time. [20:59] Nat     Huh? Wait, anyway... [21:01] Nat     What do you want? [21:03] Fur     I realized I keep forgetting to tell you. [21:07] Fur     And given the occasion,     I thought I should tell you now... [21:11] Fur     You remember how I wasn't     sure if I should join [21:15] Fur     the Tennis Club or the     Hundred Poems Club? [21:19] Fur     The truth is... [21:21] Fur     I joined the Volleyball Club. [21:22] Nat     Who cares about that?! [21:24] Nat     We're out of time! [21:24] Aza     Three... Two... One. [22:59] Sak     Oh, well. I wish we could     have made it to Record 100. [23:03] Nat     That would've been impossible     in the time we had. [23:07] Bot     We could've done a skit every 45 frames. [23:11] Bot     That'd make it possible, right? [23:12] Nat     My retorts couldn't keep     up with that speed. [23:16] Cla     We didn't get to do a final joke. [23:18] Cla     We would have done better just showing     cute pictures of Karin-san the whole time. [23:23] Nat     You never change, do you? [23:28] Nat     Karin? [23:32] Kar     The first evening star! [23:49] Cla     What? [23:50] Bot     It's moving, isn't it? [23:51] Nat     Um... [23:53] Sak     That's an airplane. [23:56] Nat     Well, that ruined everything... SIGN    The End.