5 - Thank You, George / Mananacchio

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[01:29] [SONG] Sign
    For pedestrians
    and bicycles
SIGN    Thank You, George
SIGN    Pootea
SIGN    Calming Aroma
SIGN    Green Tea
[01:42] Chio
    I... need to pee.
[01:47] Chio
    I'm... about to burst.
[01:50] Chio
    I wandered into the city where there's a
    lot of people, in search of a bathroom...
[01:54] Chio
    I shouldn't have downed this tea that
    I brought to school because it was hot!
[01:58] [SONG] Sign
    For pedestrians
    and bicycles
[02:04] Chio
    If I relax, I'll be in trouble!
[02:19] [SONG] Sign
    For pedestrians
    and bicycles
[02:22] Chio
    N-No...
[02:23] [SONG] Sign
    For pedestrians
    and bicycles
[02:26] Chio
    N-N...
[02:27] [SONG] Sign
    For pedestrians
    and bicycles
[02:29] Chio
    No!
[02:32] [SONG] Sign
    For pedestrians
    and bicycles
[02:36] Chio
    I'm at my limit!
[02:39] Chio
    Every step I take is chipping
    away at my SAN points.
[02:44] [SONG] Sign
    Shit, I need to go,
[02:44] Guy
    Shit, I need to go, Andou-sensei, now.
SIGN    Anzai-sensei,
SIGN    Points
SIGN    now.
[02:50] Chio
    At this point... I'll just go somewhere
    in the shadows over there...
[02:55] Chio
    Must be nice being an animal...
[02:58] Chio
    You can just go to the bathroom
    wherever the hell you want!
[03:03] Chio
    That's...
[03:08] Chio
    I'm putting everything I have...
SIGN    I'm putting everything I have
[03:13] Chio
    into this moment!
[03:15] Chio
    A bathroom!
[03:17] Chio
    I had no idea there was one he—
[03:20] ---
    ...eeeere!
[03:26] Chio
    Shit! It's going to come out!
[03:28] Chio
    Just the other side! J-Just...
    It's just on the other side!
SIGN    Turn
[03:43] Chio
    That was too close!
[03:47] Chio
    As a last resort, I even considered
    hiding and going into the bottle.
[03:52] Chio
    I mean, the color's just about right...
[03:55] Chio
    But...
[03:57] Chio
    Thank goodness I didn't use it!
[03:59] Chio
    The problem now...
[04:07] Chio
    is the fact that this is the men's bathroom.
[04:11] Chio
    But I couldn't hold it anymore!
[04:13] Chio
    Of course I'd go into the closer one!
[04:16] Chio
    I couldn't help it!
[04:21] Chio
    Someone's here!
[04:23] Chio
    He went into the next stall...
[04:29] Chio
    Huh?
[04:31] Chio
    He's just going to the bathroom, right?
[04:33] Chio
    What the hell is happening?
[04:37] Chio
    What the...
[04:39] Chio
    The men's bathroom is scary!
[04:47] Chio
    I have to hurry up and get out of here...
[04:51] Chio
    I need to make sure I don't run
    into anyone at the entrance.
[04:54] Chio
    At a time like this...
[04:57] Chio
    I'll concentrate all my chakra
[05:00] Chio
    into my eyes...
[05:02] Chio
    and unleash my sixth sense!
[05:07] Chio
    Real Wall Hack!
[05:10] Nar
    A wall hack is a cheat
    that's used in online games
[05:14] Nar
    to show the player the location
    of the enemy behind walls.
[05:19] Chio
    Okay! Now I'm gonna dash
    the hell outta here—
[05:23] Guy
    Damn it. My hair got messed up from sweat.
[05:26] Guy
    My hair getting messed up...
[05:30] Guy
    Really gets me down...
[05:32] Chio
    Yeah, I probably shouldn't
    just rely on my instincts.
[05:35] Chio
    Thinking back...
[05:37] Chio
    Remembering when I entered,
[05:40] Chio
    I think there was a bus stop
    right in front of this bathroom.
[05:44] Chio
    I guess there are usually a lot
    of people walking around here.
[05:49] Chio
    It must've been a miracle that
    I got in without being seen.
[05:52] Chio
    Which means... my only way out...
[05:58] Chio
    doesn't exist.
SIGN    Cleaning
[06:06] Chio
    This must be the storage closet.
[06:08] Chio
    No wonder this door looked different.
SIGN    Escape Successful!
SIGN    Clear time
SIGN    Total kill count
SIGN    Avoiding alerts
SIGN    Clear rank
[06:37] Chio
    That's how it'd go in an assassin game.
[06:39] Chio
    That'll probably work.
[06:40] Chio
    Should I do it to protect
    my honor as a maiden?
[06:43] Chio
    Is it worth going to prison?
[06:45] Chio
    What am I even talking about?
[06:48] Chio
    I wonder if there's
    anything else I can use...
[06:53] Chio
    What's this?
[06:54] Chio
    I've never seen this in the women's
    bathroom. I wonder what it is...
[07:00] Chio
    If I use this properly,
    I might be able to escape!
[07:03] Chio
    If I can just buy some time...
[07:05] Guy
    Now that my hair's fly
    again, I feel better...
[07:09] Chio
    First, I'll carefully...
SIGN    Cleaning
[07:11] Chio
    set this here.
[07:13] Chio
    And the exit's... on the other side!
[07:17] Chio
    Yes... This light that shines into my eyes...
[07:19] Chio
    This is... my door of hope!
[07:32] Chio
    Okay... There are definitely fewer
    people walking by on this side.
[07:37] Chio
    But not yet...
[07:41] Chio
    The situation's not good.
[07:45] Guy
    They're cleaning?! Seriously?!
    I'm about to piss myself!
[07:48] Guy
    Ma'am! Ma'am! Do you mind
    if I come in real quick?
[07:52] Guy
    I'm coming in.
SIGN    Cleaning
[07:53] Guy
    It's an emergency!
[07:56] Chio
    Trap... activated!
[08:00] Guy
    What the...
[08:01] Guy
    Th-There's piss everywhere!
    Talk about a disaster area!
[08:08] Guy
    I'll go somewhere else...
[08:11] Chio
    My plan to buy time worked!
[08:13] Chio
    I probably threw out way too much tea.
[08:15] Chio
    Sorry, whoever has to clean this up!
[08:18] Chio
    Now, then... How are things outside?
[08:21] Chio
    This arrangement...
[08:23] Chio
    Two girls in miniskirts...
    Otherwise, only old guys around!
[08:26] Chio
    Now's my chance! I'm glad I waited!
[08:30] Chio
    He should be on the other
    side of that wall...
[08:33] Chio
    Go!
[08:36] Chio
    Random mysterious and colorful
    ball I found in the storage closet!
SIGN    Silence
[08:41] Chio
    Huh?
[08:42] Guy
    Whoa! This is awful!
    Talk about a disaster area!
[08:47] Chio
    Firing all rounds!
[08:54] Girl
    So I found this yummy snack
    at the hundred yen store...
[09:00] Girl
    Aw, a kitty!
[09:03] Girl
    Oh, my gosh! He's so cute!
[09:07] Girl
    Let's take a video!
[09:09] Girl
    Let's send it to everyone in class!
[09:11] Girl
    Let's!
[09:13] Girl
    Look over here! You're so cute!
[09:17] Chio
    That should create a blind spot...
[09:21] Chio
    And in that instant...
[09:24] Chio
    This is my chance!
[09:27] Girl
    I wish he'd look over here a little more.
[09:29] Girl
    Come on, just a little more.
[09:30] Guys
    A little more... A little more... A little more...
[09:34] Chio
    Huh?!
[09:38] Chio
    Huh? I can't get out? Did I gain weight?!
[09:41] Chio
    This is the worst possible...
[09:46] Girl
    Huh?
[09:47] Chio
    I'm free!
[09:55] Chio
    Ow...
[09:57] Girl
    Uh...
[09:58] Girl
    You sort of appeared out of nowhere
    and scared the crap out of us.
[10:01] Guy
    That was some speed...
[10:04] Guy
    Are you okay?
[10:05] Girl
    Actually, where did you even come from?
[10:08] Chio
    G... G-G-G...
[10:09] Chio
    George!
[10:11] Chio
    George! I finally found you!
[10:14] Chio
    So this is where you went
    when you ran out of the house!
[10:17] Chio
    I was so surprised, I couldn't help but jump!
[10:19] Chio
    Yeah! I totally just jumped at you!
[10:24] Chio
    George! George, wait!
[10:26] Chio
    At least let me thank you!
[10:30] Girl
    She must really like cats...
[10:34] Girl
    Oh, so am I!
[10:36] Girl
    You know, this ball smells really good.
[10:39] Girl
    It smells like fragrant olive.
[10:42] Girl
    What a weird toy!
[10:46] Nar
    It was then that the men thought....
[10:48] Sign
    They stop urea from hardening
[10:48] Guy
    Isn't that one of those things*
    I see rolling around in urinals?
[10:51] Guy
    A-Am I imagining it?
[10:54] Guy
    Just thinking about it
    makes me have to pee.
[10:56] Guy
    I think there was a bathroom
    on the other side.
[11:02] Guy
    It's a disaster area!
[11:06] Guy
    Chio's School Road!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[11:10] Chio
    Hey, I still had one of those
    mysterious balls in my pocket.
[11:18] Teach
    What's this?
[11:20] Teach
    I don't know what's popular these days,
[11:22] Teach
    but you shouldn't bring
    weird toys to school...
[11:29] Momo
    My name is Shinozuka Momo.
SIGN    Disciplinary
SIGN    Mananacchio
[11:31] Momo
    I'm the disciplinary monitor of the
    Samejima Academy student council.
SIGN    In use by the disciplinary committee Please be quiet
SIGN    Small Meeting Room 2
[11:40] Teach
    Discipline at this academy
    is slowly crumbling.
[11:43] Teach
    We've recently received a number of calls
[11:45] Teach
    from people who live near the school
    in regards to students behaving badly.
[11:48] Teach
    Apparently there's a student
    misbehaving where we can't see.
SIGN    12 reports of bad behavior  Student showed up to school with a motorcycle gang member  Suspicious female student  wandering around alleys
SIGN    School
SIGN    Eyewitnesses in this area Is this all the same person?
[11:54] Teaech
    If you hear anything,
    report to me immediately.
[11:57] Momo
    Th-This is my chance
[11:59] Momo
    to be of use to Gotou-sensei!
[12:04] Momo
    Because of that, I decided I'd
    take a detour this morning
[12:07] Momo
    and investigate the area
    that's been reported.
[12:11] Momo
    I don't see any issues.
[12:13] Momo
    It looks totally peaceful.
[12:15] Momo
    I wonder if the reports we received were
    really about a student from our school.
[12:20] Momo
    Those two walking in front of me
[12:22] Momo
    are acting as students from our
    school should, with calm and grace.
[12:26] Momo
    As I thought, the students from Samejima
    Academy are good students with high morals.
[12:34] Momo
    Oh...
[12:35] Momo
    A flower.
[12:38] Momo
    I wonder if she's going to make a bookmark.
[12:44] Manana
    Ow!
[12:49] Manana
    How dare you?!
[12:55] Momo
    What's going on?
[12:57] Momo
    What is this?
[12:59] Momo
    Th-These are girls from our school?
[13:03] Manana
    You wrapped around it?
[13:05] Mana
    How did you even think—
[13:06] Chio
    Hup!
[13:13] Momo
    Th-They're acting as if
    nothing even happened...
[13:16] Chio
    Does your ass hurt?
[13:18] Mana
    Not at all.
SIGN    Activity Report
[13:20] Momo
    I-I'll...
[13:22] Momo
    need to look into this.
[13:25] Chio
    So, like, this part...
[13:27] Mana
    Huh?
[13:27] Chio
    You know.
[13:28] Mana
    No, I don't.
[13:29] Chio
    Oh, come on!
[13:30] Momo
    They seem to have stopped...
[13:31] Mana
    No way! Not happening!
[13:32] Momo
    and they're arguing?
[13:35] Mana
    Huh? Are you stupid?
[13:37] Momo
    I can't really hear them, but...
[13:40] Mana
    Jeez...
[13:41] Momo
    She handed over her bag.
[13:42] Chio
    Take care of my bag for me!
[13:43] Mana
    Yeah, whatever.
[13:44] Momo
    Huh?
[13:46] Momo
    Wait, that part connects
    to the top of the hill...
[13:50] Momo
    C-Could that student actually be...
[13:53] Momo
    taking a shortcut to school?
[13:56] Momo
    But why would she even do that?
[13:59] Momo
    Is there some kind of emergency?
[14:02] Momo
    No, wait...
[14:03] Momo
    It's faster to walk up normally.
[14:05] Momo
    The expected result happened!
[14:07] Momo
    Her friend doesn't look
    like she's going to help.
[14:11] Mana
    Hurry it up.
[14:13] Momo
    Seriously, what is she doing?
[14:17] Momo
    More importantly, are these two...
[14:22] Momo
    really even friends?
[14:25] Momo
    It doesn't seem like it to me.
[14:30] Momo
    She took out some water.
[14:32] Momo
    Is she giving it to her friend?
[14:36] Momo
    Evidently not!
[14:42] Momo
    As I thought, these two...
[14:48] Mana
    Jeez...
[14:50] Chio
    Manana!
[14:51] Momo
    Ah, this is so beautiful...
[14:55] Momo
    She watered the flowers!
[14:59] Momo
    She chose flowers over her friend...
[15:02] Chio
    Manana!
[15:04] Momo
    Oh, no! She's lost it!
[15:11] Momo
    Now they're fighting again...
[15:14] Momo
    Are they truly students of Samejima Academy?
[15:18] Momo
    Gotou-sensei and the student council
    should have been guiding them, but...
[15:26] Momo
    How unsightly...
[15:32] Momo
    I cannot restrain myself any longer...
[15:35] Momo
    You two! Stop this at once!
[15:37] Both
    Huh?
[15:39] Momo
    I'm the disciplinary monitor of the
    Samejima Academy student council
[15:42] Momo
    and second-year student,
[15:43] Momo
    Shinozuka Momo!
[15:44] Momo
    As the disciplinary monitor,
    I shall give you a warning!
[15:47] Momo
    You two should stop hanging
    out with each other!
[15:52] Mana
    Um... Isn't that...
[15:54] Chio
    ...the girl who's always
    around Gotou-sensei?
[15:58] Momo
    It was rude of me, but I have been
    following you for some time now.
[16:02] Momo
    You beat your friend with a whip...
[16:04] Momo
    Then you didn't stop her
    from climbing a wall...
[16:07] Momo
    Lastly, you both fought over water.
[16:10] Momo
    You two are a horrible
    influence on one another!
[16:14] Momo
    Listen well. True friends lift
    each other up, seek righteousness,
[16:19] Momo
    and punish evil-doers!
[16:24] Momo
    Only those you can face hardships with,
[16:28] Momo
    who will have your back in
    life or death situations—
[16:30] Mana
    Um...
[16:31] Mana
    You probably don't have any
    friends, do you, Senpai?
[16:34] Chio
    There it is...
[16:35] Momo
    H-How did you know?!
SIGN    Activity Report
[16:37] Mana
    Only people who don't have friends
    talk about ideal friends.
[16:42] Mana
    We've been like this ever
    since we were in grade school.
[16:46] Mana
    Not to mention...
[16:48] Mana
    The reason I decided to go to Samejima...
[16:51] Mana
    is because Chio-chan also
    applied for Samejima!
[16:54] Chio
    What? I didn't know that!
[16:57] Momo
    Then, right here, right now,
[16:59] Momo
    prove your friendship to me in
    a manner that I will understand!
SIGN    Activity Report
[17:02] Momo
    If you cannot,
[17:03] Momo
    I will report all the dangerous
    activities I witnessed
[17:06] Momo
    to the student council!
[17:10] Mana
    We just need to make you see
    that we're friends, right?
[17:14] Chio
    We can't have you treat our
    ten years together so lightly...
[17:19] Both
    ...can we?
[17:22] Both
    Prove our friendship?
[17:24] Mana
    How?
[17:26] Mana
    Do we say each other's birthdays?
[17:27] Mana
    No, even acquaintances can do that...
[17:30] Mana
    The color of her panties?
    The name of the person she likes?
[17:33] Mana
    Wait. Those all sound easy, but...
[17:36] Chio
    Manana...
[17:37] Mana
    Huh?
[17:38] Chio
    Let's do that one thing.
[17:41] Mana
    That one thing?
[17:44] Mana
    That one thing?! No way! We'll die!
[17:50] Chio
    What choice do we have?
[17:53] Chio
    Watch, Senpai.
[17:56] Chio
    For gym class in grade school...
[17:58] Manana
    ...we took the theme of
    friendship and created...
[18:01] Chio
    ...this dance.
[18:07] mana
    It's called...
[18:08] Both
    ...Mananacchio!
[18:14] Both
    Meow!
[18:15] Both
    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
    meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[18:19] Both
    Meowy, meowy, meowy
    meow meow meow meow.
[18:23] Both
    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
    meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[18:27] Both
    Meowy, meowy, meowy
    meow meow meow meow.
[18:37] Both
    Meow...
[18:39] Both
    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
    meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[18:44] Both
    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
    meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[18:52] Mana
    I'm Manyanya...
[18:54] Chio
    I'm Chionya, and we're...
[18:55] Both
    ...Mananacchio!
[19:04] Chio
    Um...
[19:05] Mana
    That's it...
[19:07] Momo
    I'm so moved!
[19:09] Both
    She's bawling?!
[19:11] Momo
    I could... clearly see... the friendship...
[19:16] Momo
    you worked so hard... to build...
[19:21] Momo
    As promised, I won't report any of this.
[19:24] Mana
    Well, uh, thanks...
[19:26] Chio
    It's been so long since we did that.
[19:28] ---
    I barely remembered it.
[19:30] Momo
    Um, may I ask one last thing?
[19:34] Momo
    Um... Well...
[19:36] Momo
    How do you get closer to
    someone who's important to you?
[19:44] Mana
    Are you talking about Gotou-sensei?
[19:47] Momo
    Huh?!
[19:47] Chio
    I'm sure it is.
[19:49] Momo
    But... Relationships between students
    and teachers are greatly frowned upon...
[19:54] Chio
    Did she basically just admit it?
[19:56] Mana
    Senpai.
[19:57] Momo
    Y-Yes?
[19:59] Mana
    Even if there is an issue with
    that kind of relationship,
[20:02] Mana
    all the blame will fall on the teacher!
[20:04] Momo
    Huh?
[20:05] Mana
    So you just need to pursue
    him as hard as you can!
[20:08] Mana
    As hard as you can, okay?
[20:09] Chio
    Manana's totally invested now.
[20:10] Mana
    It'll totally work out!
[20:13] Momo
    You really... think so?
[20:15] Mana
    Yes!
[20:16] Momo
    Um... Would it be okay if I talked
    to you about it sometimes?
[20:21] Mana
    Sure!
[20:22] Mana
    Listen, you need to keep
    your rivals in check! Yes!
[20:24] Momo
    In check!
[20:25] Mana
    And, Senpai, it's important
    for girls to be mysterious.
[20:28] Momo
    I see!
[20:30] Chio
    Girls? Mysterious? How so?
[20:36] Momo
    This concludes my report.
[20:38] Teach
    No incidents... huh?
[20:41] Teach
    But make sure you don't
    act on your own too much.
[20:45] Momo
    Yes, sir.
[20:45] Teach
    By the way, your face doesn't
    seem as tense as usual.
[20:49] Momo
    Huh?
[20:50] Teach
    Did something good happen
    while you were patrolling?
[20:54] Momo
    U-Um, well...
[20:57] Momo
    At times like these, I'm supposed to say...
[21:01] Momo
    It's a secret.
[21:06] Girl
    Chio's School Road.
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[21:10] Momo
    Good morning.
[21:12] Girl
    Gotou-chan...
[21:14] Girl
    Hear me out.
[21:16] Teach
    First, you need to greet me properly.
[21:19] Momo
    Nonomura-san also mentioned...
[21:21] (Flashback) Mana
    Keep your rivals in check!
[21:25] Momo
    U-Um...
[21:26] Mana
    If you're going to talk to the advisor of
    the disciplinary committee, Gotou-sensei,
[21:29] Mana
    you need to look more proper...
[21:35] Girl
    Oh?
[21:36] Girl
    So that's what's going on...
[21:38] Girl
    But... are you sure that's okay?
[21:42] Girl
    If I became more prim and proper...
[21:44] Girl
    I might be even more destructive, you know?
[21:47] Girl
    I think our personalities
    will end up overlapping.
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[23:28] Chio
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:30] Chio
    "Everyone's Own Path" and "Chio-chan Eludes."
[23:34] Chio
    Look forward to—
[23:35] Chio
    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
    meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...