4 - Smoke on the Sailor / Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand / Manana's School Road

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Smoke on the Sailor
[01:33] Mana
    Hey, you have some kind of situation you'd 
    like to encounter before you die, right?
[01:38] Chio
    Uh, like what?
[01:39] Mana
    Well... like having some hot foreign
    guy ask me for directions,
[01:43] Mana
    then we try to communicate with gestures,
[01:46] Mana
    and things start to heat up,
    and just like that...
[01:49] Chio
    Just like what?!
[01:51] Mana
    Do you have anything you want
    to do before you die, Chio-chan?
[01:54] Chio
    Oh, I do!
[01:57] Chio
    You know how people throw
    cigarettes out of cars?
[01:59] Chio
    I want to pick one up in a cool way and say...
[02:03] Chio
    You dropped something.
[02:05] Chio
    And flick it back into the car!
[02:10] Mana
    Th-That's it?
[02:12] Chio
    Why not? Isn't that super cool?
[02:15] Mana
    Actually, it seems like you
    could do that pretty regularly.
[02:20] Mana
    Like with that lady.
[02:22] Chio
    Hmm, I'm not sure...
[02:25] Chio
    Looks like she got a phone call.
[02:25] Lady
    Hey, it's me.
[02:27] Lady
    Yeah, could you do something
    about that part-timer?
[02:33] Mana
    Chio-chan!
[02:39] Mana
    Sh-She caught it directly?!
[02:44] Chio
    Ow!
[02:46] Chio
    I leaped too far! Ow, my clavicle!
[02:52] Chio
    She's leaving!
[02:54] Chio
    W-Wait!
[02:55] Mana
    No, you wait!
[02:58] Granny
    Goodness, young lady.
[03:01] Granny
    Looks like you took quite the tumble.
[03:03] Mana
    Sorry about my friend!
    She's a bit clumsy!
SIGN    Nanoha
    Bank
[03:07] Mana
    Hey, are you okay?
[03:09] Mana
    Man, I always forget how
    passionate you can get.
[03:15] Mana
    Wait, did you actually get hurt?
[03:17] Chio
    Manana... I lost my chance
    to throw this away.
[03:22] Mana
    Hurry up and get rid of that thing!
[03:24] Chio
    Well, I mean... It's not lit anymore...
[03:29] Chio
    So it's just trash, right?
[03:32] Chio
    Maybe I won't get in trouble for
    having it, as long as I don't smoke it...
[03:38] Mana
    I can just tell...
[03:40] Mana
    Chio-chan's the type to think
    that smoking looks cool.
[03:45] Mana
    Come to think of it, that one time...
[03:47] (Flashback) Chio
    Characters who smoke are good characters.
[03:50] (Flashback) Mana
    Oh, I see.
[03:54] Mana
    Chio-chan, that's just a
    cigarette that's been put out.
[03:58] Mana
    What you're actually doing
    is just picking up litter...
[04:04] Mana
    So it's legal!
[04:11] Mana
    Good! Good! Look right over here! Smile!
[04:15] Chio
    L-Like this?
[04:16] Mana
    Yes! Perfect!
[04:17] Mana
    Don't let the cigarette touch your mouth,
[04:19] Mana
    because that'll mean all kinds of trouble!
[04:21] Mana
    Good! Good! Perfectly legal!
[04:24] Mana
    And legal.
[04:26] Mana
    Also legal.
[04:27] Mana
    Yes, legal!
[04:30] Both
    This girl is so bad!
[04:33] Chio
    This is amazing... It's like I'm not even me.
[04:36] Chio
    I feel like a bad girl.
[04:39] Mana
    Chio-chan! Let's take more! More!
[04:42] Mana
    I'm getting into it now!
[04:43] Mana
    Chio-chan, you're amazing!
    Look right over here!
[04:48] Mana
    I can't believe she's letting me take so many
    photos that would blow up if they got out!
[04:51] Mana
    I can't stop drooling!
[04:53] Mana
    I want to put these online so bad!
[04:55] Mana
    Look more like an assassin!
    Yes! More! More!
[04:58] Mana
    Give me that murder face! Murder face!
[05:01] Mana
    Let's try walking a little.
[05:03] Mana
    Imagine you're the bad guy making his
    first appearance in a battle manga.
[05:20] Both
    Look at this miraculous shot!
[05:23] Chio
    Oh, my gosh... I've never
    seen anything like this...
[05:29] Chio
    Y-You should try, Manana.
[05:32] Mana
    No, I'm good...
[05:34] Chio
    Do it, Manana!
[05:38] Mana
    What the hell is she saying?
[05:39] Mana
    There's no way I'd let her take
    such risky photos of me!
[05:43] Mana
    I've gotta calm her down...
[05:46] Mana
    Hey, boy...
[05:51] Chio
    The cat! It totally ruined the picture!
[05:53] Chio
    You're trying to look so hot,
    but you look so dumb!
[05:56] Chio
    Look at this miraculous shot!
[05:59] Who
    Hey, the cat's leaving!
[06:01] Mana
    Hey, take one now! Take one now!
[06:02] Mana
    Come on!
[06:04] Mana
    Yay!
[06:08] Chio
    Man, that was so much fun.
[06:11] Mana
    Crap... I didn't think I'd end up
    getting mine taken, too...
[06:14] Chio
    You looked great, too, Manana.
[06:17] Chio
    You were actually sorta... sexy.
[06:22] Mana
    Wanna do another shoot in my room tonight?
[06:26] Chio
    Okay, I'll hold on to this.
[06:28] Mana
    You're just going to keep
    hiding it in your hand?
[06:31] Chio
    It's more fragile than I thought...
[06:33] Chio
    So when I get to school, I'll wrap it up
    in something and keep it in my bag.
[06:36] Mana
    I see.
[06:37] Both
    This is truly...
[06:40] Both
    A mission to bring in a hazardous substance.
[06:43] Both
    We're going to protect this "toy"
    until we get out of school.
[06:47] Both
    A day-long mission is about to begi—
[06:51] Teach
    Something stinks.
[06:53] Girl
    Wait... but I... took a bath this morning...
[06:56] Teach
    This stench is unbearable.
[07:00] Teach
    All of you, stop where you are!
    I smell tobacco!
[07:06] Teach
    You may be able to fool your parents,
    but you can't fool my nose.
[07:10] Chio
    What? No way. Can he actually
    smell this one used cigarette?
[07:15] Teach
    There's no doubt about it.
    The smell's getting stronger.
[07:20] Teach
    You... No, it's not you.
[07:22] Guy
    I-It's not me!
[07:23] Chio
    I had let my guard down...
[07:26] Chio
    Bringing a used cigarette
    to school was insane!
[07:32] Chio
    It was basically like playing
    with an unexploded bomb!
[07:36] Chio
    If he finds this cigarette,
    it's going to be a huge deal.
[07:39] Mana
    Worst case scenario, we might get expelled!
[07:42] Chio
    Oh, shit! If he looks at our cell phones...
[07:47] Chio
    Those photos...
[07:59] Teach
    It's you.
[08:02] Chio
    I'm finished.
[08:04] Chio
    Yes... It's me.
[08:07] Teach
    Where did you get this?
[08:09] Chio
    S-Someone threw it out the
    window, so I picked it up.
[08:18] Teach
    Oh?
[08:21] Teach
    Well done. I'll make sure to get rid of this.
[08:25] Both
    Huh?
[08:26] Chio
    U-Um...
[08:27] Mana
    Chio-chan?!
[08:29] Chio
    You don't think there's a
    possibility that I smoked it?
[08:33] Teach
    Uh, not really.
[08:35] Teach
    It's faint, but there's lipstick on the end,
[08:39] Teach
    and this brand is pretty strong.
[08:41] Teach
    It wouldn't suit a child.
    I can't imagine you smoking this, Miyamo.
[08:46] Chio
    I... I feel like he might
    actually be insulting me...
[08:50] Chio
    B-B-But just maybe I did smoke it!
[08:54] Chio
    I'm... I'm a pretty bad girl, you know.
[09:01] Mana
    Huh?
[09:07] Guy
    A bad girl? Seriously?
[09:09] Guy 2
    What's that pose supposed to be? A gun?
[09:11] Teach
    Well, there's your answer.
[09:15] Chio
    I'm going to show you those photos, then!
[09:15] Mana
    No! Don't!
[09:17] Chio
    Don't stop me, Manana!
[09:18] Mana
    Chio-chan! You're going
    to drag me down with you!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[09:22] Girl
    Chio's School Road.
[09:24] Girl
    Hey, Gotou-chan, what's that?
[09:26] Teach
    Oh, a first-year picked up some litter.
[09:30] Girl
    I hate cigarettes.
[09:32] Girl
    Only idiots smoke, right?
[09:34] Teach
    Is that so? This brand is
    actually quite historic.
[09:37] Teach
    People like Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
    and Dazai Osamu smoked it.
[09:41] Girl
    Really?
[09:42] Teach
    Listen up. Even if it involves smoking,
    you should never be prejudiced.
[09:47] Girl
    Okay!
[09:48] Girl
    But I'm pretty sure a minor
    shouldn't agree with that...
SIGN    Preliminary Career Survey
    This year, we will be doing a preliminary career survey with all the students.
    We believe that this will be especially useful for 3rd-years when they decide what path
    they're going to take. Please try to fill in all 3 choices.
    Choosing Career/School
    Career | School
    Choice 1 | Choice 1
    Choice 2 | Choice 2
SIGN    Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand
[09:53] Chio
    Man, are they really asking first-years
[09:55] Chio
    about their career paths?
[09:57] Chio
    What are you going to do, Manana?
[09:59] Mana
    I wrote that I'm going to be a teacher.
[10:01] Chio
    What? I've never heard you
    mention that before.
[10:04] Mana
    It's just a dummy answer.
[10:06] Mana
    Telling the teachers that you
    plan to be a teacher yourself
[10:08] Mana
    should go over pretty well, right?
[10:10] Chio
    Yeah, I guess...
    Wait, what are you trying to do?
[10:15] Mana
    Get brownie points.
[10:16] Chio
    You're scum, you know that?
[10:17] Mana
    I mean, wouldn't it be way better
    if we didn't have to get a job?
[10:23] Chio
    I wouldn't say... I mean, I think
    work could be fun in some ways.
[10:27] Mana
    All right. Why don't we make a bet?
[10:29] Chio
    Huh?
[10:30] Mana
    We're going to ask the first adult we see,
[10:33] Mana
    "Do you think your job is fun?"
[10:35] Mana
    And we'll bet 100 yen on their answer.
[10:37] Mana
    If they say it's fun, you win.
[10:39] Chio
    What? We're really going
    to ask strangers that?
[10:42] Mana
    Yup!
[10:42] Chio
    Wait...
[10:44] Chio
    Knowing Manana, she might actually—
[10:46] Andou
    Shit. I want to quit my job so bad.
[10:50] Andou
    This sucks.
[10:51] Mana
    Smirk.
[10:52] Chio
    What? No way!
[10:54] Mana
    Sir, are you okay?
[10:56] Chio
    Whoa! She actually did it!
[10:58] Mana
    Are you having problems at work?
[11:00] Andou
    Uh, no, I...
[11:00] Mana
    I saw you and got a bit worried...
[11:03] Andou
    Well, I tried to live my life acting cool...
[11:06] Andou
    But now that I've joined adult society,
[11:08] Andou
    I realized that I can't even
    deliver newspapers properly...
[11:12] Chio
    That bike... Oh, I guess it belongs
    to that newspaper delivery guy.
SIGN    Shibasei Newspaper
[11:16] Chio
    Wait a sec, that's—
[11:18] Chio
    Huh?!
[11:19] Chio
    Andou-san from the motorcycle gang!
[11:22] Andou
    I keep getting all these complaints...
    I'm so going to get yelled at later.
[11:26] Chio
    Shh...
[11:32] Mana
    So you're saying work is not fun, right?
[11:38] Andou
    Well, it's rough at times,
    but it's definitely worth doing...
[11:43] Mana
    Huh?
[11:44] Andou
    I'm not sure about fun,
[11:47] Andou
    but I just personally don't
    think this job is for me.
[11:52] Mana
    He's trying to act cool all of a sudden?
[11:55] Andou
    Honestly, it's a pain. I think I'll just set
    the rest of the papers on fire and quit.
[12:00] Chio
    No!
[12:02] Chio
    You finally started working!
[12:04] Chio
    Sulking and quitting isn't cool at all!
[12:09] Chio
    B-Bloody Bu—
[12:10] Chio
    We'll help you out, so let's go!
[12:15] Chio
    We have a little time to spare,
[12:18] Chio
    so let's finish up the rest
    of this delivery, okay?
[12:24] Andou
    O-Okay.
[12:25] Andou
    This is all I have left... Help me out!
[12:29] Chio
    Come on, Manana!
[12:30] Manana
    What?!
[12:32] Andou
    The first place is down here!
[12:32] Manana
    Wait for me!
[12:33] Chio
    What about your bike?
[12:34] Andou
    It's fine. These are my last papers.
[12:37] Andou
    I'll have you two deliver to the house with
    the red roof and the one across from it.
[12:41] Chio
    Okay.
[12:41] Andou
    I'll go take care of all the
    deliveries on the other side.
[12:44] Andou
    Bloody—
[12:45] Chio
    It's Miyamo. This is Nonomura.
[12:47] Mana
    Hi...
[12:48] Andou
    Th-The name's Andou...
[12:52] Mana
    I didn't think we were actually
    going to help deliver newspapers.
[12:55] Chio
    Think of it as helping someone out. Besides...
[12:58] Chio
    you might find some joy in working.
[13:05] Chio
    It's already late, so why don't we ring
    the doorbell and hand it to them directly?
SIGN    Ookawara Stationery
[13:09] Mana
    Why do I have to do this?
SIGN    Sakaguchi
[13:19] Mana
    Um... I'm sorry we're late.
    H-Here's your paper.
SIGN    Shibasei Newspaper
SIGN    10,000 tuna wash up on Kasugai Beach
SIGN    Locals Ecstatic
[13:26] Lady
    I already saw that on TV!
[13:47] Chio
    Okay, I'll do the next one...
SIGN    Tanaka
[14:01] Chio
    Um, here's your paper.
[14:03] Chio
    I know it's a little late...
[14:06] Chio
    I'm really sorr—
[14:09] Chio
    Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[14:12] Chio
    U-Uh, hey!
[14:14] Chio
    Wait, it's not bleeding, is it? Ow!
[14:21] Mana
    I'm never doing that again.
    I'm never going to work.
[14:23] Mana
    Never working again...
[14:25] Andou
    Wha— I see. You handed
    them the papers directly...
[14:28] Andou
    I should've told you!
[14:30] Andou
    Those born in the Showa era get
    really pissed if their paper is late.
[14:35] Chio
    What? Why? It's just a newspaper...
[14:37] Andou
    The Showa era didn't have the
    pressure-free education system.
[14:41] Andou
    What they went through was the
    loathsome cramming education.
[14:44] Guy
    Hurgh!
[14:45] Andou
    So if they don't see those lines of
    printed words to start their day,
[14:48] Andou
    they lose themselves and become violent!
[14:51] Chio
    Th-They've got no chill...
[14:54] Chio
    Those poor people born in the Showa era.
[14:58] Mana
    Isn't the problem that you're so late?
[15:00] Mana
    Why were you so late to begin with?
[15:06] Andou
    Er, um, uh...
[15:08] Andou
    It seems there've been some early morning
    incidents resulting in injury lately.
[15:13] Andou
    I kept getting questioned
    by all these policemen.
[15:13] (Flashback) Cop
    Excuse me, do you have a moment?
[15:15] (Flashback) ---
    What is it?
[15:15] Andou
    I got annoyed and raised
    my voice a little, and...
[15:18] (Flashback) Andou
    I told you! I have nothing to do with it!
[15:20] (Flashback) Cop
    Hey, yelling makes you even more suspicious.
[15:22] (Flashback) Cop
    I require backup!
[15:22] Andou
    I just ended up further delayed...
[15:28] Mana
    Andou-san...
[15:30] Mana
    Considering how you look, it's—
[15:32] Chio
    It's okay! This isn't your
    fault at all, Andou-san.
[15:35] Chio
    Stuff like this happens!
[15:37] Andou
    Miyamo...
[15:38] Chio
    Please don't get upset. It doesn't suit you.
[15:42] Chio
    Let's keep our heads up! All the time!
[15:44] Andou
    I see... Keep my head up.
[15:46] Chio
    Yup!
[15:48] Mana
    There's something off
    about Chio-chan's intensity...
[15:51] Mana
    I-It can't be!
[15:55] Chio
    Where to next?
[15:56] Andou
    It's just around the corner...
[15:59] Andou
    Hang on a sec!
[16:03] Andou
    Damn it. He is out there.
[16:04] Mana
    The annoying customer you mentioned...
[16:07] Chio
    Is that him?
[16:08] Andou
    Yeah. If I'm even a little late, he waits
    in front of his apartment like that forever,
[16:12] Andou
    lecturing on and on.
[16:14] Guy
    Man, the paper's late.
[16:15] Guy
    He's not getting away with this.
[16:17] Andou
    I'm hours behind today...
[16:20] Andou
    This is going to suck,
    but I don't have a choice...
[16:21] Guy
    Definitely not forgiving him!
[16:22] Andou
    I'll go get yelled at.
[16:24] Chio
    Wait!
[16:25] Chio
    When you deliver papers, you just have to
    get the paper into the mail slot, right?
[16:31] Chio
    Manana.
[16:32] Mana
    Yeah, I get it.
[16:33] Andou
    What are you planning to do?
[16:35] Chio
    We're gonna keep our heads held high!
[16:36] Andou
    The stairs are on the other side!
[16:45] Guy
    Damn it... I'm gonna lecture
    him until he pisses himself.
[16:49] Guy
    What's wrong with kids these days?
[16:52] Guy
    They don't take us adults seriously!
[16:53] Guy
    I need to teach them how rough the world is.
[16:58] Guy
    Seriously, why do I—
[17:02] Guy
    Damn it. He's still not here?
    That young punk...
[17:10] Guy
    Damn it, he's late.
[17:24] Andou
    You okay?
[17:26] Guy
    Huh? The paper's right here.
[17:32] Andou
    You're amazing, Miyamo!
[17:33] Chio
    I know, right?!
[17:40] Chio
    When you use a dagger,
    you don't rely on arm strength...
[17:43] Chio
    You hold it by your abdomen and stab
    with all of your body weight!
[17:47] Chio
    Yay! We finished all the deliveries!
[17:49] Mana
    Collective mailboxes are the best!
[17:52] Chio
    Man, thank goodness!
[17:55] Andou
    Okay...
[17:57] Andou
    Hey, Miyamo.
[17:58] Chio
    Whoa, you're close!
[17:58] Chio
    Huh? Are there still more?
[18:00] Andou
    Uh, no, that's not it...
[18:08] Andou
    Hey, listen...
[18:09] Andou
    I, uh... B-Because of you...
    Because of you...
[18:14] Andou
    Because of you, I decided I'd
    keep this job a little longer.
[18:22] Chio
    I see. It's a bit rough,
    but it is a fun job, isn't it?
[18:28] Andou
    Yeah.
[18:34] Mana
    Chio-chan. We're about out of time.
[18:36] Mana
    Look, we're gonna be late.
[18:38] Mana
    Well, good luck, Andou-san.
[18:40] Andou
    Th-Thanks...
[18:48] Mana
    Hey...
[18:50] Mana
    Chio-chan, that guy—
[18:52] Chio
    Manana.
[18:54] Mana
    Wh-What?
[18:58] Chio
    So... give me 100 yen.
[19:00] Mana
    Huh?
[19:01] Chio
    Hey, we made a bet.
[19:03] (Flashback) Mana
    We're going to ask the first adult we see,
[19:03] Chio
    Before we left, I asked him if delivering
    papers was fun, and he said yes,
[19:05] (Flashback) Mana
    "Do you think your job is fun?"
[19:07] Chio
    so I win.
[19:07] (Flashback) Mana
    And we'll bet 100 yen on their answer.
[19:10] Mana
    Don't tell me she...
[19:12] Chio
    Come on, now. Come on.
[19:14] Mana
    The way she was acting and
    the stuff she was saying...
[19:16] Mana
    It wasn't actually romantic,
[19:18] Mana
    but she made him say that
    because she wanted 100 yen...
[19:24] Mana
    She's so... so...
[19:28] Chio
    Come on! Hurry up! 100 yen, please!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[19:31] Person
    Chio's School Road.
[19:36] Andou
    So her name's Miyamo...
[19:39] Andou
    She's always helping me out...
[19:41] Andou
    What a great girl!
[19:44] Mana
    What the hell is that face?
    She pisses me off so much.
[19:46] ---
    100 yen!
SIGN    Manana's
SIGN    School Road
[19:49] Chio
    Manana's School Road.
[19:52] Mana
    You said you became friends with Hosokawa-san
[19:54] Mana
    after you dove head-first into some garbage,
[19:57] Mana
    but what does that even mean?
[19:59] Chio
    Oh... Yeah, that...
[20:03] Mana
    I see. You caused a huge
    fuss to try to fool her.
[20:08] Mana
    You always have to overdo everything.
[20:11] Chio
    Then what would you have done?
[20:13] Mana
    A single expression would've
    been more than enough!
[20:16] Chio
    Like what?!
[20:18] Mana
    It's...
[20:20] Mana
    the expression when you look like you aren't
    greeting someone, but you actually are!
[20:24] Chio
    The expression when you look like you aren't
    greeting someone, but you actually are?!
[20:27] Mana
    First of all, the one doing the greeting
    isn't even paying attention to nearby randos.
[20:32] Mana
    Which means, when you're not sure,
    if you greet them with a vague expression,
[20:36] Mana
    you wouldn't be ignoring them,
[20:37] Mana
    and if they weren't greeting you,
    you can just walk by without being noticed.
[20:41] Mana
    It's not anything people around you
    would notice, so the risk is low.
[20:44] Chio
    I see... So what kind of expression is that?
[20:48] Mana
    It's...
[20:49] Girl
    Morning!
[20:50] Chio
    One of the popular girls from Manana's class?
[20:53] Chio
    Hey, this is the same situation
    I was in the other day.
[20:56] Chio
    She may or may not be greeting Manana...
[21:00] Chio
    What are you going to do, Manana?!
[21:03] Mana
    Hey...
[21:07] Chio
    I-It's perfect!
[21:09] Chio
    She's expressing surprise, hesitation,
    and joy with her eyes and eyebrows...
[21:13] Chio
    And her lips may or may not
    be giving a greeting...
[21:16] Chio
    Th-This is...
[21:18] Chio
    The expression when you look like you aren't
    greeting someone, but you actually are!
[21:22] Girl
    Nonomura-san!
[21:23] Chio
    Whoa! The greeting actually wor—
[21:26] Girl
    Are you feeling sick?
[21:28] Chio
    Uh-oh... She just thinks
    Manana's acting weird now.
[21:36] Mana
    Yes... My stomach doesn't feel g— Augh!
[21:39] Girl
    Nonomura-san?
[21:40] Girl
    What's wrong?
[21:41] Girl
    Is she okay?
[21:42] Chio
    Whoa, people are gathering.
[21:44] Girl
    Nonomura-san!
[21:45] Mana
    It's okay... This happens all
    the time. It'll pass soon...
[21:48] Girl
    Are you okay?
[21:48] Girl
    Should I call an ambulance?
[21:49] Mana
    An ambulance?! No, that's okay...
[21:51] Mana
    Oh, I think it's getting better...
[21:52] Mana
    No, really!
[21:54] ---
    It's okay.
[21:54] Mana
    What should I do?
[21:56] Chio
    I'm gonna run!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:28] Chio
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:30] Chio
    "Thank You, George" and "Mananacchio."
[23:33] Chio
    Look forward to it!
[23:34] ---
    100 yen!
[23:39] ---
    This is too long!