Season 1 1 - Because the School Is There / Chio-chan and Hosokawa-san Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road SIGN    Because the School Is There [01:37] Chio     Oh, crap! I'm going to be late! [01:40] Chio     Okay, stay calm... [01:42] Chio     I'm currently somewhere around     here, and school is over there. [01:46] Chio     According to my calculations,     I'll just barely make it. [01:49] Chio     If I turn here and then go straight... [01:58] Chio     If I just go... [02:01] Chio     straight through here... SIGN    Under Construction     Road Closed [02:05] Chio     I'm finished... SIGN    Tardiness Guaranteed SIGN    Detour Map [02:09] Chio     I didn't hear anything about construction! [02:11] Chio     You can't be serious!     And this detour is so out of the way! [02:13] Chio     Why is this happening?     What did I do to deserve this? SIGN    Three Hours Prior [02:28] Chio     All right! Assassination complete! [02:31] Chio     I'm glad I took my time! [02:32] Chio     Now, I just need to run... [02:34] Chio     Oh, crap! They found me! [02:36] Chio     Damn it! They're so persistent! [02:38] Chio     A dead end? [02:39] Chio     Don't you dare underestimate... my skills! [02:49] Chio     All right! I beat it! [02:59] Chio     Wait. I brought this upon myself. [03:02] Chio     I totally fell asleep at the door. [03:02] (Flashback) Mom     Wha... Chio?! Hey! [03:05] Chio     This isn't good. [03:05] Chio bg     Wait, what's that blood? [03:06] Chio     My school makes an example     out of kids who are tardy. [03:09] Chio     I'll have to stand with the delinquents. [03:10] Chio     It's scary, it draws attention     to me, and it sucks! [03:13] Chio     What am I going to do? At this rate... [03:21] Chio     If I were to climb up this pole, could     I actually just keep going straight? [03:26] Chio     No way... I've been playing     way too many video games. [03:30] Chio     I'm just a high school girl,     not some legendary assassin. [03:33] Chio     Jeez, I'm way too easily influenced. [03:35] Chio     Is this what they call "game brain"? [03:39] Chio     I'll be good and just turn back... [04:08] Chio     That didn't go the way     I thought it would at all! [04:10] Chio     Man, now my uniform's dirty! [04:13] Chio     But now I can move ahead. [04:16] Chio     I think I'll take this shortcut     a little further... [04:29] Guy 1     Wait, the road's closed? [04:31] Guy 2     Seriously? [04:35] Chio     Kitty, kitty, kitty... [04:55] Chio     Hup, one, two... Hup, one, two... [05:31] Lady     You're laughing way too much! [05:40] Chio     Shh... [05:54] Chio     Hey... I think... [05:59] Chio     This might actually be fun... [06:15] Chio     It's so pretty... [06:19] Chio     I seriously sort of feel like I'm     an assassin from a video game. [06:24] Chio     I feel like I'm doing something naughty. [06:26] Chio     I cut off my middle finger     so I can use my hidden weapon. [06:29] Chio     I am the legendary assassin... [06:34] Chio     I may take risks, but I'm never late...     That is my creed. [06:41] Guy     Man, it's bright. [06:43] Guy     I could've sworn someone was out here. [06:45] Guy     I must've imagined it. [06:48] Chio     Thank goodness. He didn't see me. [06:53] Guy     The sun's working overtime today! [06:55] Chio     He's just brushing his teeth...     It shouldn't take long. [07:14] Chio     Glasses guard! [07:20] Chio     If I move away slowly,     everything should be okay! [07:25] Chio     My dad does this, too! [07:27] Chio     Why do old guys always gag     when they brush their teeth?! SIGN    Regrets It 5 Minutes Later [07:40] Chio     I never should have done this! [07:44] Chio     Oh, crap! I didn't actually     have time to play assassin! [07:47] Chio     I need to get down! [07:52] Chio     There's my school. I'm getting closer. [07:55] Chio     I need a spot that'll be easy to get down... [07:58] Chio     Somewhere no one will see me... Somewhere... [08:04] Chio     Huh? Don't tell me I've actually... [08:07] Chio     been checkmated. [08:09] Chio     This distance... [08:12] Chio     is not a distance I can jump, is it? [08:15] Chio     I could get down if I use my hands, but... [08:16] Guy     Ooh, close-up! SIGN    trashscum Spotted a wild school girl. mizukosi I can see her panties [08:18] Girl     Ew, Miyamo-san's like a monkey. [08:21] Girl 2     Seriously. [08:22] Guy     Hey, let's give her a nickname. [08:23] Girl     Hey, it's Yellow Monkey. [08:25] Guy     Hey, the Yellow Monkey's here. [08:26] Guy     It's Yellow Monkey. [08:27] Girl     Yellow Monkey... [08:28] Chio     Damn it! All of you are yellow, too! [08:33] Chio     That's totally what would happen! [08:35] Chio     If I want to live a normal school life, [08:37] Chio     I can't stand out, no matter what! [08:39] Chio     What should I do? Go back the way     I came? But I don't have time... [08:44] Chio     What's all that racket? [08:49] Mom     Oh, dear... [08:54] Chio     Oh, I see. His balloon got stuck in a tree. [08:58] Chio     I could probably reach it from here... [09:00] Chio     But I can't afford to be seen. [09:03] Chio     Sorry, little guy. [09:06] ---     There's a tall guy. [09:08] Mom     Um, excuse me. [09:10] Mom     My son's balloon got stuck in this tree... [09:13] Guy     Oh, yes, I see it. I shouldn't     have any problem reaching it. [09:19] Mom     Um, could you do that for us? [09:21] Guy     No. [09:23] Guy     Why would I bother? [09:27] Guy     Oh, or are we talking business here? [09:29] Guy     Does this come with a contingency fee? [09:31] Guy     What about expenses?     What would be considered a failure? [09:33] Guy     Will you pay for my Armanyu     suit if it gets dirty? [09:37] Guy     Could you afford it, even? [09:38] Guy     This was made to order and     has 530,000 attack power. [09:42] Guy     By that, I mean the price.     Oh, and that's without tax. SIGN    Attack Power 530,000 SIGN    (without tax) [09:46] Mom     U-Um, I'm sorry... [09:52] Guy     Pbbt. [09:55] Mom     Takkun... [09:58] Chio     That bastard. I'd like to     chuck a rock at his head! [10:00] Chio     Except I can't really move right now... [10:03] Chio     I need to figure out a way I won't be late. [10:07] Chio     All I have on hand is this pebble... [10:09] Guy     It's so much fun mocking the poor. [10:12] Chio     Hey, he's coming this way— [10:17] Chio     If there's anything I've learned from staying     up all night playing video games... [10:23] Chio     Even if something seems impossible,     you can always create your own path. [10:27] Chio     And there's one other thing... [10:28] Guy     I make in a day what a     commoner makes in a month... [10:37] Guy     Luxury python bag guard! [10:39] Guy     It has 225,000 defensive power! [10:40] Guy     Oh, by that, I mean the price.     That's before tax, of course! [10:45] Chio     I defeat scumbags for a living. [10:48] Chio     My name is Miyamo Chio. [10:51] Chio     I'm a member of the soft tennis club. [10:52] Chio     High school first-year. [10:56] Chio     The thing I hate most... [10:58] Chio     is standing out. [11:03] Chio     Okay! It actually worked!     And I totally stuck that landing! [11:07] Chio     Woohoo! [11:10] Chio     All right! I might actually make it in time! [11:17] Guy     He just collapsed out of nowhere. [11:19] Lady     Is he drunk? [11:20] Guy     Should we take him to the hospital? [11:23] Mom     Takkun! Your balloon came down! [11:26] Mom     There's a pebble tied to the bottom...     Was someone up there? [11:30] Boy     I know who it was! [11:31] Boy     I saw her. Someone who helps those in need... [11:35] Boy     That was... an assassin! [11:38] Boy     I saw one in Daddy's game! [11:41] Mom     I see. [11:44] Mom     What's he talking about? [11:46] Chio     Oh, this looks good. [11:51] Chio     I can finally get back to my usual route. [11:54] Chio     Is this some parking lot? [11:56] Chio     I didn't know what I was     going to do for a sec, [11:58] Chio     but I somehow managed to     make it straight through. [12:01] Chio     I'm pretty sure no one saw me on the roof, [12:04] Chio     so my peaceful school life should be safe. [12:07] Chio     Now to just steady my breathing... [12:11] Chio     and boldly step out. [12:13] Chio     Boldly, so no one will     think I'm suspicious... [12:17] Chio     What's with that guy?     Why's he looking at me? [12:19] Chio     He's staring hard with his pervy eyes.     He's totally dangerous! [12:24] Chio     Is he targeting me because I look weak? [12:26] Chio     All the more reason to do this boldly. [12:31] Chio     Boldly! [12:36] Chio     Well? How do you like     my calm and cool nature? [12:40] Chio     Not even a perv would have     the guts to talk to me. [12:42] Sign     Stop [12:43] Chio     I win. [12:47] Chio     Ah, my comrades. [12:51] Chio     We aren't walking to school. [12:53] Chio     We're on our triumphant march to school! [12:58] Guy     Ow. [13:00] Chio     S-Sorry... [13:01] Girl     Could you walk faster? [13:04] Chio     I'm sorry. SIGN    Samejima Private Academy [13:10] Chio     A lot happened, but thank     goodness I made it in time. [13:13] Chio     I'm here! Now I can live out     my usual, peaceful school life. [13:18] Chio     Good morning! [13:20] Teach     Good morning. Full of energy today, eh? [13:22] Chio     Yes, sir! [13:23] Girl     Good morning! [13:24] Teach     Good morning. [13:25] Girl     Good morning! [13:26] Teach     Morning. [13:27] Girl     Hey, did you hear? [13:28] Girl     Apparently some girl from our school     came here from a love hotel today. [13:31] Girl     What? Seriously? [13:33] Teach     What?! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [13:36] Chio     Chio's School Road. SIGN    Samejima Academy compensated dating BBS [13:40] Teach     I'm going to save her, [13:41] Teach     before any weird rumors start     to spread among the students. [13:45] Teach     Just you wait! Just you wait! SIGN    Chio-chan and Hosokawa-san [13:49] Chio     I'm off. [13:51] [SONG] Sign     Chop [13:53] Chio     See you later, Chop. [13:54] Chio     I'll have plenty of time if I leave now. [14:00] Chio     Hup. [14:03] Chio     I guess it's not so bad     to leave early sometimes. [14:09] Chio     I wonder what it is... The scenery     looks prettier than usual. [14:20] Yuki     Morning! [14:24] Chio     Hey, that's... [14:26] Chio     Hosokawa-san from my class. SIGN    Make sure you separate your garbage! [14:29] Chio     Uh, what? Wait a sec... [14:32] Chio     Could she be... [14:33] Chio     Could she actually be... [14:36] Chio     talking to me? [14:39] Chio     Hosokawa Yuki-san. [14:42] Chio     She's always hanging out     with the cool kids in class. [14:45] Chio     I need to go to the bathroom, [14:46] Chio     but they seem to be having a fun     conversation, so I'll go from the other side. [14:50] Chio     She's my polar opposite. [14:57] Chio     This is just one of those things where     her friend is right behind me [14:57] Chio     Morning! SIGN    Me [15:01] Chio     and she's actually saying hi to them, right? [15:04] Chio     That must be it. [15:05] Chio     I heard that Hosokawa-san's on     the track team and is pretty famous. [15:09] Chio     She's popular and has lots of friends. [15:11] Chio     There's no way she'd be saying hi to     someone as below average as me. [15:15] Chio     But if she is actually greeting     me and I ignore it... [15:16] Yuki     Morning! [15:21] Chio     Th-That could get pretty messy, too... [15:25] Chio     What should I do? [15:26] Chio     If I don't make a choice by my next     step, it'll be really awkward! SIGN    Choose the path     that Chio-chan should take SIGN    At least turn to look at her SIGN    Risk: Low [15:32] Chio     At least turn to look at her. SIGN    Say something completely unrelated in return SIGN    Risk: Low [15:33] Chio     Say something completely unrelated in return. SIGN    Return her greeting just as enthusiastically SIGN    Risk: Low [15:35] Chio     Return her greeting just as enthusiastically. SIGN    Completely ignore her SIGN    Risk: high [15:37] Chio     Completely ignore her. [15:43] Chio     I've got it. [15:44] Chio     What I should do... [15:48] Chio     Oh, my foot. Uh-oh. [15:50] Chio     ...is this! [15:52] Chio     Dive head-first into the garbage! [15:53] Chio     And while I'm down here,     nonchalantly check behind me. [15:59] ---     Th-There's no one there. [16:02] ---     Wait, that means... [16:03] Hoso     M-Miyamo-san, are you okay?!     I must've startled you! [16:07] Hoso     Are you hurt? [16:08] Chio     No, I'm fine. [16:09] Chio     So she was talking to me! [16:10] Hoso     Can you stand? [16:11] Chio     Wait, Hosokawa-san's actually super nice! [16:13] Chio     Sorry about that. Thanks. [16:15] Chio     At least I avoided a disaster there. [16:24] Chio     I-I-I'm so nervous... [16:26] Chio     I guess I would end up walking     with her after all that. SIGN    Ookawara Stationery Right around the corner [16:31] Chio     Come to think of it, the Ookawara Stationery     mentioned on the telephone pole... [16:35] Chio     I've never actually seen the place in person. [16:38] Chio     I wonder if it closed up a long time ago. [16:40] Chio     Wait, does that mean they're still     paying for that advertisement? SIGN    Ookawara Stationery [16:44] Chio     It was probably a quiet little     stationery store in some back alley. [16:48] Chio     They're closed up now, [16:51] Chio     but when some kid who used to get     school supplies there comes back, [16:54] Chio     they should still be able to find it,     even though the town's changed. SIGN    Ookawara Stationery [16:57] Chio     Now, they're just standing in front     of the shop that's out of business, [17:03] Chio     when an old lady comes out and says... [17:06] Old     My! That little crybaby     grew up into a fine young— [17:09] Chio     Crap! This isn't the time to escape reality! [17:12] Chio     This is a trial that has been given to me,     a member of the "below average" club... [17:16] Chio     We might not end up being best buds, [17:16] Chio bg     Its face was so squishy. [17:18] Chio     but we should at least laugh     like this a couple times, [17:21] Chio     and end this walk to school on good terms! [17:21] Chio     Okay, I'm going to class. [17:23] Yuki     See you later! [17:25] Chio     I mean, even if we left on     somewhat friendly terms, [17:28] Chio     as soon as we got to class, we'd be taking     up our usual positions in separate groups... [17:33] Chio     No! Stop being so negative, damn it! [17:36] Chio     At times like these, we're supposed to     talk about something we have in common! [17:39] Chio     Something we have in common...     The fact that we're both in sports clubs. SIGN    Soft Tennis Club Member [17:43] Chio     Cough, cough... [17:45] Chio     S-Say... Um, uh... [17:49] Chio     Club? [17:53] Yuki     Hm? [17:55] Chio     I freaked out and asked     some strange question! [17:57] Chio     What the hell is "Club?" supposed to mean?! [18:00] Chio     "What kind of practice     do you do in your club?" [18:02] Chio     "We run." [18:03] Chio     "Oh, really?" [18:04] Chio     Wait, that's the end of that. [18:07] Girl     Hey, Yuki! [18:09] Girl 2     Morning! [18:10] Yuki     Morning! [18:12] Chio     Hey, they're... Hosokawa-san's friends. [18:15] Chio     I-I'm saved! [18:22] Chio     Hosokawa-san's completely distracted. [18:25] Chio     Now's my chance... [18:28] Chio     SWAT turn! [18:31] Nar     Allow me to explain. The SWAT turn [18:33] Nar     is an action from a certain game that     Chio-chan plays late into the night daily [18:37] Nar     and can only be used by awakening     her inner game brain. SIGN    °All lies [18:53] Chio     I-I ran away... [18:56] Chio     I just need to stay in here until just before     the point that I'd end up late... SIGN    Effort Friendship [19:00] Chio     I mean, there's no way around it. [19:01] Chio     If she's with her friends, my place     will be gone, and I'll just disappear. [19:07] Lady     Here you go. [19:07] Chio     I mean, a member of the "below     average" club like me disappearing [19:10] Chio     isn't much different than     a pack of free tissues [19:13] Chio     you got in front of the station     just suddenly disappearing. [19:16] Chio     I'm sure she didn't even notice. [19:18] Chio     I feel so much more at ease being [19:20] (Flashback) Chio     "Sacrifice"... [19:20] Chio     in a convenience store bathroom     than being stuck with a classmate. [19:23] Chio     I see this in foreign video games a lot.     I think it means sacrifice... [19:23] Chio     I'm such... a small, small person... [19:29] Chio     That should probably be long enough. [19:31] Chio     Man, I just copied the     SWAT turn from that game, SIGN    Gaming News [19:34] Chio     but it went surprisingly well. [19:36] Chio     I'll continue to quietly     live in the darkness. [19:40] Chio     Hey, the new issue of "Gaming News." [19:44] Chio     I don't have much time, so I'll     just check the new releases... [19:48] Chio     Ooh, a Japanese localized     version's coming out. [19:58] Chio     What?! [20:01] Guy     Thanks, come again! [20:02] Chio     Oh? Hosokawa-san?     I thought you went on ahead! [20:06] Yuki     Well, we were in the     middle of a conversation. [20:08] Chio     Is this girl serious?! [20:10] Chio     But what about your friends? [20:11] Yuki     They went on ahead. [20:13] Chio     I suddenly— [20:15] Yuki     Wait! It's okay. [20:19] Yuki     Miyamo-san, your stomach...     is sensitive, right? [20:25] Chio     Oh, I see. [20:26] [SONG] Sign     Open to     everyone [20:27] Chio     So she knew I was in the     bathroom that whole time, too. [20:30] Chio     That means... I left without a word,     struggled all that time in the bathroom, [20:34] Chio     and then kept her waiting even     longer by reading a magazine! [20:36] Chio     I'm total scum! [20:41] Yuki     Huh? Miyamo-san? [20:43] Chio     I'm fine. We should hurry. [20:45] Yuki     Huh? [20:46] Chio     We don't have much time! [20:48] Yuki     Oh, you're right! [20:50] Chio     Jeez... I'm just awful. [20:54] Chio     Hosokawa-san went out of     her way to be nice to me, [20:57] Chio     yet I doubted her, and even ran away... [20:59] Chio     I want to be friends with Hosokawa-san, too. [21:02] Teach     You'd better hurry up! [21:04] Chio     We're already at school. [21:06] Chio     I lost my chance to say it back there, but... [21:09] Chio     There's something I have to tell you. [21:13] Chio     Before we get to class... [21:14] Chio     and get separated again! [21:18] Chio     Um, Hosokawa-san! [21:20] Chio     I should have said this earlier, but... [21:25] Chio     Um... G-Good morning! [21:30] Guy 1     Is she my fan? [21:31] Guy 2     She said that to me. [21:32] Guy 3     I guess she's doable. [21:34] Guy 4     Does she want me? [21:37] Chio     Crap. Now I've done it. [21:40] Chio     Damn, Hosokawa-san's fast... [21:43] Yuki     Running's so much fun! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [21:47] yuki     Chio's School Road. [21:53] All     Oh, she was just sneezing. [21:56] Chio     I'm saved. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:28] Chio     Next time on Chio's School Road, [23:30] Chio     "Bloody Butterfly Effect,"     "Manana, Ootoro, and Me," [23:34] Chio     and "Bump of Slave." [23:36] Chio     Look forward to it! 2 - Bloody Butterfly Effect / Manana, Ootoro, and Me / Bump of Slave Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [01:30] Chio     Crap... My chest hurts. SIGN    Bloody Butterfly Effect [01:33] Chio     It's definitely a symptom     of sleep deprivation. [01:36] Chio     I just need to make sure I don't     get in trouble for falling asleep. [01:40] Chio     I did it again... [01:42] Chio     I played online matches late into the night. [01:44] Chio     I only planned to play for thirty minutes... [01:47] (Flashback) Chio     And done. SIGN    Online SIGN    You have one new message [01:49] (Flashback) Chio     Oh, hey. It's the foreigner     I was just playing. [01:52] (Flashback) Chio     I'll just put this through     a translation site... SIGN    [Insult] [01:59] (Flashback) chio     Really? You can hit me from there? [02:00] (Flashback) chio     That's a cheat! This guy's totally cheating! [02:02] (Flashback) Chio     You dumbass! [02:03] Chio     Some foreigner egged me on, and before     I realized it, it was morning. [02:07] Chio     Aw, man... I just can't help myself. [02:17] Chio     Wha... [02:19] Chio     What is that? I'm guessing... [02:21] Chio     Some motorcycle gang guy     who just finished a ride? [02:26] Chio     I mean, guys like that won't get     in the face of some civilian [02:29] Chio     just peacefully walking by, right? [02:32] Chio     Let alone some below-average     high school girl like me... [02:35] Chio     Wait... SIGN    Delinquent SIGN    Bike SIGN    Old guy SIGN    Me [02:36] chio     That jerk is gonna [02:37] chio     make me walk closer to the     delinquent because he's scared! [02:40] Chio     You can't be serious! You totally     look like a section chief! [02:43] Chio     No, I don't have time to worry     about people's titles right now. [02:46] Chio     I just need to quietly and peacefully... [02:48] Chio     Damn it, this bike is in the way! N-No room! [02:51] Chio     Just a little more... [02:52] Chio     Hey, don't push me, section chief guy! SIGN    Trivia Corner SIGN    Trivia     Corner SIGN    You call the exhaust pipe by the wheel a "muffler" SIGN    After riding, it's extremely hot, sometimes over 200 degrees Celsius SIGN    Danger! [02:57] Nar     You call the exhaust pipe     by the wheel a "muffler." [02:59] ---     Cool! [03:00] ---     My, my! [03:01] Nar     After riding, it's extremely hot,     sometimes over 200 degrees Celsius. [03:04] Nar     If you touch it... [03:06] Chio     Ngaaaah! [03:08] Nar     This is what you'd sound like. [03:19] Chio     Crap. Now I've really done it. [03:23] Ando     What are you yelling for, little girl? [03:27] Chio     Whoa, he's huge! [03:28] Ando     You wanna fight? [03:30] Chio     No, no! I accidentally touched     something really hot and... [03:33] Chio     I can't speak... [03:36] Ando     Must think you're hot shit,     laughing in my face like that. [03:38] Chio     No! This is a bad habit of mine! [03:41] Ando     Sorry, but I've got a code to follow... [03:43] Ando     When someone wants to fight,     I have to take them on! [03:46] Chio     No way! My feet are off the ground! [03:49] Chio     Help me, old guy! [03:52] Ando     Hurgh! [03:57] Guy     I'm sorry! It's almost time for     my part-time job interview! [04:06] Chio     I won. [04:08] Chio     I need to get going before he wakes up... [04:11] Chio     This is a bit dangerous. [04:14] Chio     Someone might get burnt like me.     I should move it to the side a little. [04:18] Chio     I'm sure it's like some heavy bicycle. [04:20] Chio     Hey, it's really easy to move— [04:31] Chio     Chio! What the hell is wrong with you?! [04:34] Chio     This sucks! This sucks! This sucks! [04:36] Chio     Now I'm totally the bad guy in all this! [04:36] [SONG] Sign     Property damage [04:37] [SONG] sign     Injured someone [04:42] Chio     Crap! He's regaining consciousness. [04:44] Chio     What should I do? What should I do?! [04:45] Chio     This all started because he— [04:54] Chio     Hey. You awake? [04:58] Ando     You bitch... My bike... [05:00] Ando     What the hell do you think you're doing?! [05:03] Chio     He probably knows that I go to     Samejima Academy by my uniform... [05:06] Chio     Even if I run, it's only a matter     of time until he finds me. [05:09] Chio     The ground's dirty, so I laid this under me. [05:12] Ando     Huh? [05:13] Chio     I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't... [05:14] Ando     Bitch, do you know what you're doing? [05:15] Chio     So I'm just going to act defiant     and settle things here! [05:19] Chio     You're the one who doesn't understand. [05:22] Chio     I held back earlier so I wouldn't kill you. [05:25] Chio     You don't really think you just     underestimated some random girl [05:28] Chio     and accidentally got your     ass handed to you, do you? [05:32] Ando     What the hell is she... [05:34] Ando     Wait, she was laughing to begin with. [05:37] Ando     Hey... [05:38] Ando     Who the hell are you? [05:40] Chio     My name? [05:42] (Flashback) Chio     Man, it's always nerve-racking     when you start a new game. [05:45] (Flashback) Chio     I'll use my usual name... SIGN    Bloody Butterfly [05:48] Chio     Bloody Butterfly. SIGN    Bloody Butterfly [05:51] Ando     I've never heard of any Bloody Butterfly! [05:54] Ando     Get over yourself— [05:55] Chio     Of course you haven't. [05:56] Ando     Huh? [05:56] Chio     I'm on a completely different level than you. [05:59] Chio     While y'all are being buddy-buddy     playing motorcycle gang, [06:02] Chio     I'm packing heat and having shootouts     with some foreigners every night. [06:07] Ando     Packing heat? [06:08] Ando     Proxy wars? Working in the shadows? [06:11] Guy     Oh, don't kill me! [06:12] Ando     Who the hell would believe tha— [06:13] Chio     Listen up. I'll let you off with a warning. [06:15] Chio     Stop riding around on this lame     souped-up bike and quit your gang now. [06:19] Ando     Huh? [06:20] Chio     It's a waste of time. [06:22] Chio     You just keep fighting and fighting and     fighting with other gangs, but for what? [06:26] Chio     What's beyond all that? [06:28] Chio     You want to set foot on my side? [06:30] Chio     I'm shooting out with people, killing     people, and once dawn rolls around, [06:31] Chio     It's already morning. [06:32] Chio     My chest hurts... I'll never game again. [06:34] Chio     I'm filled with regret. [06:35] Chio     I can't go back to being normal. [06:36] Chio     Must... not... click... [06:38] Guy     Whoo! Now I can fight nonstop! [06:38] Chio     I've seen countless guys get crippled for life. [06:41] Guy     And I can summon real food just     by stomping on the floor! [06:41] Chio     You want to wear a diaper and piss     yourself when you're this young? [06:44] Ando     C-Crippled?! [06:47] Chio     I'm trying to be nice here. [06:49] Chio     Don't become like me. [06:52] Chio     Shoot for below average. Try to be normal. [06:55] Chio     Peace is the most wonderful,     yet most difficult thing. [06:59] Ando     Wh-Why? This is totally absurd,     but somehow, she's really convincing! [07:04] Chio     Are you saying you have the     nerve to keep going around [07:08] Chio     dragging that busted-up bike of yours [07:10] Chio     after getting instantly destroyed     by some girl one-on-one? [07:24] Ando     I've lost... [07:28] Ando     I won't bother you anymore. [07:30] Ando     But I want you to grant me one final wish... [07:35] Ando     Would you join me on my last ride, [07:38] Ando     at least as far as your school? [07:41] Chio     Huh? [07:43] Chio     This turned into something huge... [07:51] Ando     We're here. [07:55] Ando     Thanks, Bloody Butterfly! [07:58] Kids     B— [07:59] Kids     B— [08:00] Kids     Bloody... [08:01] Kids     ...Butterfly?! [08:04] Teach     Wait. [08:06] Teach     That name... [08:07] Teach     You're a student here, right? [08:10] Chio     Yessir, I am exchange student, yes? [08:15] Teach     I see. [08:17] Ando     Chio's School Road! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road SIGN    Manana, Ootoro, and Me [08:23] Mana     Chio-chan, don't you think there are     a lot of couples around lately? [08:28] Chio     Actually, yeah. [08:29] Chio     There suddenly seems to     be a lot more around. [08:32] Mana     And they're all first-years. [08:35] Mana     I'd call them... [08:37] Mana     Relationship noobs. [08:38] Students     Love! Love! Love! Love! Love! [08:39] Nar     "Noobs" is a gamer term for     beginners or amateurs. [08:42] Nar     First-years have a delusional     outlook on high school life, [08:45] Nar     causing them to choose whoever [08:47] Nar     and enter relationships as soon     as they start high school. [08:50] Nar     But once the magic of the     entrance ceremony begins to fade, [08:50] Guy     Sorry, you're not actually my type. [08:53] Girl     Ditto. [08:53] Nar     many of those relationship noobs     break up during summer vacation. [08:58] mana     They're like amateurs stepping onto     the battlefield for the first time. [09:01] mana     They don't even plan or strategize.     It's honestly pitiful to see. [09:05] Mana     What are your thoughts, Chio-chan? [09:07] Chio     December. [09:09] Mana     Oh? Let's hear it. [09:10] Chio     You only need to go out with the opposite     sex once throughout high school. [09:14] Chio     When you grow up and say that you went     out with two guys in high school, [09:19] Chio     it sounds like you just messed around. [09:20] [SONG] Sign     Entered school [09:20] Chio     Toward the end of your high school     career, relationships get in the way. SIGN    2nd year SIGN    3rd year [09:24] Chio     Thus, you focus on enjoying relationships     during the event season, SIGN    Graduation [09:27] Chio     from the winter of your first year     to the summer of your second year. SIGN    Summer Winter SIGN    Christmas New Year's Valentines Extended break [09:31] Chio     After that, you switch gears     and focus on your studies. SIGN    Below-average relationship plan diagram [09:33] Chio     This is my below-average relationship plan! [09:36] Manana     Chio-chan! This diagram... [09:37] Both     I think I've seen it before. SIGN    Chuutoro Ootoro SIGN    Ootoro [09:39] Both     Ootoro! [09:41] Manana     So it's precisely... [09:42] Chio     ...the most delicious time for relationships. [09:44] Nar     This idle gossip was brought to you by two     girls with zero relationship experience. [09:48] Manana     I'm lying! I'm just playing tough! [09:50] Manana     I want to enjoy my youth,     like everyone else! [09:52] Chio     Manana, you're being too loud! [09:53] Manana     So?! Everyone's too busy with     who they're with, anyway! [09:58] Girl     I want to go there. [09:59] Guy     Oh, sorry... [10:01] Chio     Hey, what are you doing? [10:03] Mana     Ha, that couple just broke up for three     seconds... at least, physically! [10:06] Chio     Man, she's a terrible person. [10:10] Mana     How are you with romantic     relationships, Chio-chan? [10:13] Mana     You basically spend all your     time playing games, right? [10:16] Chio     I can't say anything back... [10:18] chio     Hey, the couple in front of us... [10:19] Guy     ...is so amazing. [10:20] Chio     It's Hosokawa-san. [10:22] Mana     Yeah, the star of the track team. [10:24] Chio     Huh? You're not going to attack them? [10:27] Mana     Huh? If I even tried to enter that high-level     dimension, I'd be obliterated on impact. [10:32] Chio     Ah, my fellow lower-middle-class     citizen. No wonder we get along. [10:36] Mana     But man, they totally look     like the ideal couple. [10:39] Mana     Even I don't feel as petty when     they're both so good-looking. [10:43] Mana     "Apparently, my hands are pretty big.     My senpai asked me if I'd play bass for him." [10:48] Mana     "Wow! Your fingers really are long!" [10:51] Mana     "Hey, want to compare hands?" [10:52] Mana     "Wow! They're totally different!" [10:54] [SONG] Sign     Ueda Loan [10:54] Mana     "Are you really going to play bass?" [10:56] Mana     "Nah, I'm not good at anything. I couldn't." [10:59] Mana     "You should at least try!     You'd look amazing with a bass! I..." [11:00] Chio     Manana-san? Which one am I? [11:07] Mana     Th-There it is! The trump card:     It's dangerous to walk by the road! [11:08] Chio     Jeez, you startled me! [11:11] Mana     Please stop! I'll never be able     to maintain my composure [11:14] Mana     if they start drinking out     of the same bottle next... [11:25] Chio     A very healthy, attractive couple... [11:28] Manana     ...just ducked into the alleyway. This... [11:31] Both     ...looks like sexy times. [11:33] Mana     I'm just gonna take a little peek... [11:34] Chio     W-Wait! What are you... [11:36] Mana     Don't stop me, Chio-chan. [11:37] Mana     I need to find out what's beyond here. [11:41] Mana     I mean... celebrity gossip is priceless. [11:45] Mana     That's why I want to be     at the center of attention. [11:48] Chio     Wow, you fail at life. [11:50] Chio     Manana, wait. I'll go, too. [11:53] Chio     I mean, if our classmates are doing     something improper, we have to stop them. [11:57] Chio     And if they're going to get scolded,     it won't be so bad if it's from the two of us. [12:02] Mana     So she's blaming someone else for her actions [12:05] Mana     and tacking on some insurance, just in case. [12:07] Mana     Miyamo Chio, you're such a piece of shit... [12:10] Mana     You're the best! SIGN    Begin Sneaking [12:13] Chio     Begin sneaking. [12:16] Mana     I've confirmed the location! [12:18] Chio     I see... There's a T-intersection     two blocks down. [12:21] chio     It seems they're a bit further ahead. SIGN    This Means Nothing [12:30] Chio     I'm sorry, Hosokawa-san. [12:31] Chio     I'm having so much fun right now! [12:34] Mana     She's more into this than anyone else. [12:37] Yuki     Sorry! [12:39] Yuki     I decided not to go out with anyone     so that I can concentrate on track. [12:45] Chio     He brought her in here to ask her out? [12:48] Yuki     Because I love running... [12:51] Guy     I understand. Thanks for     being honest with me. [12:55] Yuki     This might sound selfish... [12:58] Yuki     but I want to stay friends     with you, Haruki-kun. [13:01] Yuki     I was hoping you could teach me math again. [13:04] Haru     Okay. [13:06] Haru     I guess I could support your     club activities that way. [13:10] Haru     Then, I hope you'll introduce     me to one of your friends. [13:14] Haru     You have lots of them, right? [13:15] Yuki     What the heck? You weren't     serious about me at all! [13:18] Chio     Wow... I never knew rejections     could be so smooth. [13:22] Chio     Hosokawa-san really is amazing. [13:24] Yuki     Oh, but lately, [13:26] Yuki     I think I might be able to become friends     with someone who's a little different. [13:30] Yuki     She's in my class, and her name is Miyamo-san. [13:33] Yuki     She's the one with the glasses. [13:34] Yuki     We walk to school together     every now and then. [13:36] Chio     Hosokawa-san is talking about me... [13:36] Yuki     She's really honest and cute. [13:39] Haru     Oh, yeah? [13:42] Mana     Hey! Why didn't I know about this? [13:45] Mana     You're friends with Hosokawa-san?! [13:47] Chio     Well, I, uh... [13:49] Chio     We just walk to school together sometimes... [13:51] Mana     She mentioned that,     but how did that even happen? [13:55] Chio     Um... I dove head-first into the     garbage, and we became friends. [13:59] Mana     Now I get it! [14:00] Mana     You want to abandon me and     join their group, don't you?! [14:03] Mana     Fine, I see how it is! [14:04] Chio     That's not— [14:07] Chio     Hosokawa-san was just... complimenting me... [14:09] Chio     This timing... sucks... [14:18] Yuki     Oh, my! [14:24] Yuki     Shh! [14:29] Chio     That was close!     They didn't see us, did they?! [14:32] Chio     More importantly, how do people     breathe when they're kissing? [14:36] Chio     Wait, did our lips actually touch?     They didn't, right? [14:39] Chio     Right? [14:41] Mana     I-I don't think they did... [14:46] Chio     Stop acting so meek! [14:48] Mana     What was that for? You dummy! [14:53] Mana     H-Hey, Chio-chan. SIGN    Bump of Slave [14:55] Yuki     Good morning, Miyamo-san. [14:57] Chio     What is this pairing? It's so fresh! [15:01] Chio     Why are you with Hosokawa-san, Manana? [15:04] Mana     Well, actually... [15:06] Mana     I was waiting for you when     Hosokawa-san happened to pass by. [15:09] (Flashback) Mana     Hey, it's a celebrity. [15:10] (Flashback) Yuki     Hey, you're Miyamo-san's friend, right? [15:13] (Flashback) Mana     Y-Yes... [15:14] (Flashback) Yuki     Can I wait with you, too? [15:16] (Flashback) Mana     S-Sure! [15:17] (Flashback) Yuki     Yay! I'm Hosokawa. [15:18] Mana     Before I realized, we ended up     walking to school together... [15:19] (Flashback) Mana     I'm Nonomura! [15:22] Chio     Hosokawa-san is amazing... She's so friendly. [15:30] Chio     Wow... The three of us are     actually walking together. [15:33] Mana     Oh, by the way... [15:34] Mana     There's something that I want     to ask you, Hosokawa-san. [15:38] Yuki     Sure. Ask me anything. [15:40] Mana     Are you a virgin? [15:48] Chio     H-Hey! What the hell are you asking?! [15:50] Chio     Why would you ask such an     awful question?! Right?! [15:54] Yuki     I've... never gone out with anyone, so... [15:58] Mana     What? But I heard that you're super popular. [16:00] Mana     They say Haruki-kun from the     basketball team asked you out! [16:03] Yuki     Wait, that's already spread so fast? [16:06] Chio     You're the one who spread that information! [16:09] Yuki     Ahem... [16:11] Yuki     Then, um... Do you guys     do that kind of stuff? [16:15] Both     She definitely hasn't! [16:17] Yuki     Really? Then have either of you kissed? [16:22] Chio     W-We decided that our lips didn't     actually touch that time... [16:27] Mana     I have. [16:28] Chio     What?! Manana, that was— [16:29] Mana     I was in middle school, and the     other person was in college... [16:32] Yuki     In middle school? That's amazing! [16:34] Mana     Well, we met online... [16:37] Chio     What?! [16:38] Yuki     How did you meet online? [16:38] Chio     I-I had no idea she was hiding     that this whole time... [16:40] Mana     It's embarrassing, but we     met in an online battle game [16:42] Mana     that I was into, and we     somehow teamed up a lot. [16:43] Chio     Wait... What is this? Manana     suddenly feels so far away... [16:44] Mana     Then we started messaging each other and... [16:49] Chio     You can basically have a     society with three people. SIGN    Chi-oh [16:52] Chio     I'm the central person in our three, [16:56] Chio     so I figured I would be the one     who could choose in this society. [17:00] Chio     Hey, what should we do today? [17:02] Yuki     It's time for your studies right now. [17:04] Chio     Aw, but I'm not interested. [17:05] Yuki     They say that pursuits become habits. [17:08] Chio     Yeah, don't care. [17:09] Manana     "Heroides." [17:11] Chio     Huh? [17:12] Manana     Ovid. [17:14] Yuki     Oho. [17:15] Yuki     Are you well-versed in literature? [17:16] Chio     H-Hey, hello? Hey. [17:18] Mana     Before my fall, I had majored     in Latin literature. [17:19] Chio     Hey, hey... [17:21] Yuki     I see. [17:23] Yuki     How about "Metamorphoses"? [17:24] Mana     I'm fond of the Icarus episode. [17:27] Yuki     Narcissus... [17:27] Chio     No! This is too hard! No! [17:28] Mana     Changed literature. [17:31] Chio     Ooh, yummy grapes. [17:31] Yuki     What about Shakespeare? [17:35] Chio     Manana... [17:37] Mana     So there seems to be a trick to it... [17:39] Chio     That brat is trying to use     me as a stepping stool [17:42] Chio     to get into Hosokawa-san's good graces! [17:44] Chio     There were signs, too. [17:46] Chio     This is truly... [17:49] Chio     a betrayal! [17:50] Chio     Curse you, you damn slave! [17:55] Mana     Looks like you finally get it, Chio-chan. [17:57] Mana     You were pretty useful. [17:59] Mana     Now, I'm going to use my     connection with Hosokawa-san [18:03] Mana     to join the elites at our school. [18:06] Mana     I doubt we'll ever be     speaking to each other again, [18:08] Mana     but I did enjoy our time together. [18:10] Mana     Goodbye, Chio-chan. [18:16] Yuki     Wow, Nonomura-san. You're so mature. [18:19] Mana     Well, I was pretty young. [18:21] Mana     I went through some hardships,     but I know how to pick my men now. [18:24] Mana     For example, [18:26] Mana     that guy over there is going to end up     a grunt at some company with no future. [18:30] Yuki     What? [18:31] Mana     Men who have no idea how society     views them are so dumb... [18:34] Ushi     Morning, Yuki-chan. [18:36] Yuki     Good morning! [18:39] Mana     What?! [18:39] Ushi     Oh, sorry. Are you with a friend? [18:43] Yuki     This is Ushida-san. He works     at an office near our school. [18:47] Uchi     Yuki-chan is my running coach. [18:50] Manana     Her network is way too broad! [18:52] Uchi     She talked to me one night while I     was on a night run to lose weight. [18:56] (Flashback) Yuki     Um... The way you're running     is really bad for your knees! [18:59] Uchi     She teaches me things every     time we bump into each other. [19:02] Uchi     When you get actual running shoes,     you can really tell the difference. [19:03] Mana     So he's dressed like that because     Hosokawa-san recommended it... [19:05] Yuki     Are you walking all the     way to the office again? [19:07] Mana     What's with her fashion— [19:07] Ushi     Yes. [19:08] Ushi     A president can't set an example     for his employees if he's fat, so... [19:09] Mana     President?! [19:11] Ushi     Man, it's rough. Lately, I just wipe     down with a wet towel and change, [19:14] Ushi     but I'm thinking of adding     shower rooms at the office. [19:24] Chio     Oh? Oh, what's this? What? [19:27] Chio     It's Nonomura-san from the normie group! [19:29] Chio     Oh, I'm sorry that someone like     me suddenly talked to you. [19:34] Chio     Huh? What? [19:37] Chio     Oh, my gosh! Your face is so pretty! [19:39] Chio     I'm sorry, your beauty almost sucked me in! [19:42] Chio     Man, you elites sure are beautiful. [19:46] Chio     You must go to a lot of mixers. [19:47] Chio     That's so cool! [19:48] Chio     Oh, I was thinking, hup! [19:50] Chio     Nonomura-san, hup! [19:51] Chio     That story from your     middle school days, hup! [19:53] Chio     About how you kissed     some college guy, hup, hup! [19:55] Chio     Could you tell me about it, hup,     so I can learn from it? [19:58] Mana     It was a lie! [20:00] Mana     It was all a lie. [20:02] Mana     I've never kissed a guy. [20:04] Mana     I just ripped off something     I read in a fashion magazine. [20:08] Chio     I see. Thank goodness. [20:10] Chio     I'm glad some lolicon     bastard that had the nerve [20:13] Chio     to seduce a middle-schooler     wasn't your first kiss. [20:16] Mana     Chio-chan... [20:18] Chio     Manana... [20:19] Chio     Welcome back. [20:26] Mana     So, apparently that old guy is     a president of some company. [20:29] Chio     Yeah, I heard. [20:30] Chio     He doesn't look so important. [20:32] Mana     I know, right?! [20:33] Mana     If I were some old guy and     Hosokawa-san suddenly talked to me, [20:37] Mana     I'd get so worked up and... [20:40] (Flashback) Guy     Huh? My job?! [20:42] (Flashback) Guy     I, um... I'm actually the     president of a company. [20:45] Both     Hey, I get it now. [20:47] Manana     Pardon us! [20:48] Chio     We heard that you were some president! [20:51] Mana     Could we ask you what your job is like? [20:53] Chio     I'm so sorry, but she's     enamored with economics. [20:55] Mana     Oh, do you have a business card? [20:57] Chio     You're interested too, right, Hosokawa-san? [20:59] Yuki     Hm? [21:01] Ushi     I'm so sorry! I was lying about everything! [21:04] Ushi     I'm just a grunt... I wanted to seem cool! [21:07] Chio     Yeah, yeah, we get it. [21:09] Chio     There are women who dig up     people's relationship histories. [21:13] Mana     Gulp. [21:13] Yuki     Oh, that's okay! Sometimes, during meets, [21:16] Yuki     I'll purposely act like I'm not feeling well. [21:19] Yuki     Ushida-san, there's only     one important thing here. [21:22] Yuki     The distance you ran isn't a lie! [21:25] Yuki     And so, whenever we're feeling     down, let's all go for a run! [21:29] Chio     Huh? Hosokawa-san? [21:31] Mana     Why are we running? [21:33] Chio     Maybe Hosokawa-san just wants to run... [21:36] Chio     That's what I thought at first, [21:38] Chio     but eventually, it actually     ended up being fun. [21:41] Chio     Maybe it doesn't really     matter how others view you. [21:52] Teach     I want to tell them to stop running, [21:55] Teach     but look at their happy faces—     Who the hell is that old guy?! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:30] Chio     Next time on Chio's School Road, [23:32] Chio     "Bloody Butterfly Effect 2"     and "The Kabaddic Four." [23:37] Chio     Look forward to it! [23:38] Chio     This is awesome! 3 - Bloody Butterfly Effect 2 / The Kabaddic Four Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road SIGN    Bloody Butterfly Effect 2 [01:32] Chio     On mornings when I leave a bit early, [01:35] Chio     it's nice to walk through the park sometimes. [01:37] Chio     There are so many people... [01:42] Chio     Motorcycles... Looks like some gang members. [01:43] Chio     What's your problem?! [01:47] Chio     They're shouting about something. [01:49] Chio     This isn't how I wanted     to start my morning... [01:51] Chio     Well, this park's pretty big,     so I'll just avoid them... [01:53] Andou     I ended up meeting the real deal... [01:57] Chio     Um... What's my first period class again? [01:59] Andou     The name was... Bloody Butterfly. [02:03] Chio     Blo— [02:04] Guy     B-Bloody Butterfly? Who is that? [02:07] Andou     It's the name of the woman [02:10] Andou     who defeated me in a single blow. [02:12] Guy     A w-woman?! [02:15] Chio     That's the guy from... [02:17] Chio     that one time! SIGN    Bloody Butterfly [02:21] Andou     I appreciate that you want me to stay, [02:23] Andou     but I swore to Bloody Butterfly     that I'd quit this way of life. [02:27] Guy     No way! [02:28] Andou     I won't go back on my word. [02:29] Chio     Wait... He actually took what     I said the other day seriously? [02:35] Andou     At first, I thought some crazy     chick was trying to pick a fight, [02:38] Andou     but the second she got in my face,     Bloody Butterfly smirked, [02:42] Andou     and before I knew it, I was on the ground. [02:46] Guy     No way. [02:47] Guy 2     But you're known as the     demon god, Andou-san... [02:50] Guy     I can't believe it... Bloody Butterfly... [02:52] Guy     But I've never heard of this     Bloody Butterfly chick. [02:56] Guy     Bloody Butterfly...     She must be from some other turf. [02:59] Guy     Bloody Butterfly... Maybe her name has     something to do with a butterfly knife. [03:03] Chio     Please stop! Stop saying     that name over and over! [03:07] Chio     Bloody Butterfly is just the     handle I use for online games! [03:10] Chio     When you keep saying it so seriously IRL... [03:13] Chio     It's just too embarrassing! [03:15] Andou     Guys, don't try to dig too deep. [03:19] Andou     Bloody Butterfly is a denizen     of society's dark underworld. [03:23] Andou     I realized something after     speaking with Bloody Butterfly... [03:28] Andou     That what we're doing is child's play. [03:32] Andou     Honestly, it was a shock [03:34] Andou     to find out there were women like     Bloody Butterfly in this world. [03:40] Andou     To think someone who looked like that [03:42] Andou     was fighting with gangs and     mafias from other countries... [03:45] Andou     That's Bloody Butterfly. [03:48] Guy     There's someone out there that     Andou-san has such high praise for? [03:52] Guy 2     No, I just can't accept this. [03:55] Guy 2     I need to see this Bloody Butterfly for myself! [03:57] Andou     You dumbass! You don't trust me? [04:01] Chio     This is getting way too big! [04:04] Chio     If this keeps up, I won't be     able to walk around town! [04:06] Guy 2     I believe in your strength, Andou-san! [04:10] Guy 2     That's why, even if I have to     drag Bloody Butterfly out here... [04:14] Guy     I'm in. [04:15] Guy     She must've used some underhanded trick. [04:18] Guy     Otherwise, there's no way     you'd lose, Andou-san! [04:20] Guy 2     We'll do everything in our power to find her! [04:24] Guys     We're gonna hunt down Bloody Butterfly! [04:28] Guy     A-Andou-san? [04:31] Guy     Um... [04:32] Andou     Don't move! [04:33] Andou     Don't say a word. [04:34] Andou     Whatever you do, don't turn around! [04:41] Andou     Wh-Where the hell did you come from, [04:46] Andou     Bloody Butterfly?! [04:49] Guys     Th-This is... [04:52] Guys     Bloody Butterfly?! [04:56] Guys     Wait. This is Bloody Butterfly? [05:00] Guys     She's nothing like I imagined... [05:04] Guy     I thought she'd look more     like a female commando. [05:07] Chio     Yeah, they definitely look disappointed,     after he built me up so much. [05:13] Chio     This should make it a     little easier to talk... [05:15] Andou     What do you want, Bloody Butterfly? [05:20] Chio     I need to have a chat with you. [05:25] Chio     I want to talk to you alone. [05:33] Andou     You guys, stay put. [05:36] Andou     I'll be right back. [05:38] Guy     Andou-san! [05:39] Andou     Just wait there! SIGN    Please don't     toss trash here [05:42] Andou     So what did you want to talk about? [05:45] ando     I'm going to leave my gang,     just like I promised. [05:47] Chio     U-Um... [05:49] Andou     D-Don't tell me... [05:50] Andou     You're trying to drag me     into the underworld, too! [05:53] Chio     Yeah, that! [05:56] Andou     You've overestimated me. [05:58] Andou     I've never even held a gun,     let alone killed someone. [06:00] Chio     Yeah, that! That! [06:02] Andou     I could never bear the     weight of this country... [06:04] Chio     Yeah! About that... [06:06] Chio     It's all a misunderstanding! [06:12] Andou     Huh? [06:13] Chio     That's a natural reaction! [06:15] Chio     Um, so basically, there is no     underground organization or anything. [06:18] Chio     I'm just a normal high school girl. [06:21] Chio     A below average one. [06:25] Chio     No, no, this isn't a joke! [06:26] Chio     You see, my leg touched that     muffler thing on your bike... [06:30] Chio     And when I talked about [06:31] Chio     guys being crippled for life,     I just meant they're hooked on gaming... [06:39] Chio     He's really bummed about this. [06:42] Chio     Actually, I'm glad he understood     everything pretty quickly. [06:45] Chio     The only reason I got through     this issue last time [06:47] Chio     was because he actually     listened to what I had to say. [06:50] Andou     Okay, let me get this straight. [06:52] Chio     Okay! [06:53] Andou     Basically, you're just some normie [06:56] Andou     who was trying to peacefully get by some     delinquent that was getting in your face... [07:01] Andou     Then you managed to completely fool this     delinquent with your bluffing ability and luck, [07:05] Andou     freaked him out, and made him quit his gang. [07:09] Andou     And then the delinquent who     was completely fooled [07:13] Andou     went around telling his     friends about this bluff, [07:17] Andou     and now looks like a clown. [07:19] Andou     That's what you're saying, right? [07:22] Chio     Crap! He's totally going to headbutt me. [07:24] Chio     I can't dodge! [07:26] Andou     That's freakin' amazing! [07:34] Andou     Honestly, I'm at a loss for words. [07:38] Andou     Crap. They're going to hear me. [07:40] Andou     I see. So you were actually just a normal     high school girl, just like you look. [07:47] Andou     No wonder I thought the name     Bloody Butterfly was so lame. [07:52] Andou     Bloody Butterfly... And I was going on     about that name with a straight face... [07:57] Andou     Bloody Butterfly... [08:00] Chio     The point is, I don't want this     story to spread any further... [08:05] Andou     Yeah, yeah, I know. [08:06] Andou     Now I don't have any regrets     in regards to my gang. [08:11] Andou     You definitely win. [08:14] Andou     So I'm going to continue     this clown act to the end. [08:18] Andou     Come on. Let's head back. [08:20] Chio     Huh? [08:21] Chio     Wh-What? [08:22] Andou     It'll be fine. [08:23] Andou     All you need to do is... [08:26] Guy 2     Andou-san's taking a long time. [08:29] Guy     It's fine. We don't need to worry about him— [08:34] Guys     Andou-san! [08:36] Andou     She's... Bloody Butterfly's too dangerous... [08:40] Andou     She's too strong! [08:42] Guy 2     What on Earth happened? [08:44] Andou     Shit! There she is! [08:46] Andou     She's going to kill us all! [08:48] Andou     She's a monster! [08:50] Chio     Walk slowly... Walk slowly... [08:53] Guy     Sh-She's completely unharmed... [08:55] Guy 3     And she beat Andou-san to a pulp? [08:57] Guy 4     Th-This is serious! [08:59] Andou     Ah! Butterflies! [09:00] Andou     Look out! [09:02] Andou     Here comes her special attack     that she got her name from! [09:06] Andou     Everyone within a one-kilometer radius...     will die, or something! [09:10] Andou     Guys, run! [09:15] Andou     Make sure you forget this!     Never mention her name again! [09:19] Andou     Don't get involved with her! [09:21] Andou     You need to run, too! [09:23] Guy 2     I'm not going to run! [09:24] Guy 2     I'm going to defeat Bloody Butterfly! [09:27] Guy 2     I'm ready to give up my     life for you, Andou-san— [09:30] Andou     I told you to run. I'll kill you! [09:43] Andou     That should do it. [09:45] Andou     I think we've scared them enough. [09:48] Andou     They all left their bikes, [09:51] Andou     and they call themselves     a motorcycle gang... [09:53] Chio     Um... Thank you very much! [09:58] Chio     Please use this. [10:05] Andou     If I take that, things will just     get even more complicated. [10:10] Andou     See ya, Bloody Butterfly. [10:13] Chio     Seriously, stop calling me that! [10:17] Manana     By the way, remember that story     about someone coming to school [10:20] Manana     on a bike with some motorcycle gang guy? [10:23] Chio     Huh? Uh, yeah... What about it? [10:26] Manana     Well, apparently, the girl who was on the bike [10:29] Manana     with that guy called herself     "Bloody" something-or-other. [10:32] Manana     I could swear I've heard     that somewhere before... [10:36] Manana     Like when I used to play a lot of games... [10:38] Chio     Yeah... because I played with     you under that name a lot. [10:42] Manana     Do you know that name, Chio-chan? [10:44] Chio     Can't say that I do... [10:47] Chio     I'll have to get rid of her next... [10:51] Chio     Chio's School Road. SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road SIGN    Bloody Butterfly [10:56] Chio     He said my handle was lame... [10:59] Chio     What's his gang's name, then? SIGN    His name is Andou... SIGN    I wonder if     it'll come up... SIGN    Apparently Andou left the Starry Night Gang SIGN    Seriously? Well, the Starry Night Gang's finished [11:01] Chio     This is it! SIGN    Starry Night Gang [11:04] Chio     It wasn't just some tryhard name...     Aw, it's actually kinda cute... SIGN    Kabaddic Four [11:11] Chio     Hey, Manana, could you stick     your arm out for a sec? [11:15] Manana     No. [11:16] Chio     Aw... [11:18] Chio     But I spent all night practicing CQC... [11:21] Manana     Seriously, what? Is this because     of some video game again? [11:24] Manana     What would've happened     if I'd stuck my arm out? [11:26] Chio     The action in that game is so cool!     I kept watching the cut scenes. [11:30] Manana     Wow, your youth really is crap-colored. [11:35] Chio     Like this, then this. [11:36] Chio     Like this, then this. [11:38] Chio     Like this, then this.     When they catch you, go like this. [11:40] Manana     What are you doing? The Bon dance? [11:41] Manana     What kind of high school girl are— [11:45] Chio     Like this, then this! [11:49] Chio     Come on. Hurry up and tell me the password     to your computer's images folder. [11:53] Mana     A-Anything but that. [11:55] Manana     K-Kill me! [11:56] Manana     You know, I swear your athletic     skills are wasted on you. [12:02] Manana     By the way, we have our physical     fitness test tomorrow. [12:05] Manana     What are you going to do this year? [12:07] Chio     Maybe I'll fake it again... [12:09] Manana     Chio-chan, you're in a sports club, [12:11] Manana     and you're athletic, so you     should just take it seriously. [12:14] Chio     No! Once you stand out, [12:16] Chio     they'll expect you to do well in sports     festivals and ball sports tournaments! [12:20] Chio     I just want to live in peace... [12:23] Manana     Here we go with your     below average philosophy. [12:26] Chio     You're not allowed to mess up     even once in this country! SIGN    Missing Pet [12:30] Chio     Anyway, physical fitness test trivia... [12:33] Chio     Don't side jumps just end     up looking hilarious? [12:36] Manana     Can we go back to the fact that you just     said "physical fitness test trivia"? [12:42] Chio     Moving left and right as fast as you can [12:43] Chio     just looks like some strange dance. [12:46] Manana     Chio-chan, do it as fast as you can. [12:47] Chio     Like this. Do you see it? [12:49] Manana     Chio-chan, Chio-chan, say, "Kabaddi!" [12:51] Chio     Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! [12:56] Manana     You look too perfect doing that!     You even made the face! [12:59] Chio     This is exhausting! [13:00] Manana     I don't even know the rules of kabaddi!     Teach me, Chio-chan! [13:04] Chio     I have no idea, either. [13:06] Hoso     Good morning! You're both so energetic     first thing in the morning. [13:09] Hoso     Perfect timing! [13:10] Both     Huh? What is? [13:12] Hoso     This senpai here... [13:13] Girl     Yes. [13:14] Girl     I'm the captain of the Samejima Academy     Kabaddi Club, Kushitori Madoka. [13:20] Both     What? Kabaddi... Club? [13:24] Both     Oh, crap. [13:25] Mado     You guys just said to teach you     the rules of kabaddi, right? [13:29] Hoso     I heard it, too! [13:31] Both     Well, um, sorry about that... [13:34] Mado     No worries. You didn't mean     anything bad by it, did you? [13:37] Both     No! [13:38] Mado     You were just curious     about kabaddi, right? [13:41] Manana     Huh? Uh, yes... [13:42] Mado     You want to know the     rules of kabaddi, right? [13:46] Both     Yes... [13:47] Mado     Okay, I'll teach you, then! [13:51] Mado     Let's go over here a sec. [13:52] Hoso     Isn't that great? [13:54] Chio     This suddenly turned troublesome. [13:57] Mado     Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! [14:00] Mado     The raider continues to yell "Kabaddi!"     while they're in the enemy circle. [14:04] Chio     Wow... She's actually saying,     "Kabaddi! Kabaddi!" over and over again. [14:08] Mado     You touch your opponents     before you run out of breath. [14:11] Mado     When you return to your own side, you get     points for every opponent you touched. [14:14] Mado     The players who were touched are out. [14:17] Chio     I see! So the raiders alternate     heading in one by one, [14:21] Chio     and then the other team tries to avoid     being touched by them, like a game of tag. [14:25] Mado     Correct. [14:26] Chio     Wow, I totally don't care! [14:29] Chio     We actually got stuck in a kabaddi     lesson on our way to school. [14:32] Chio     School's about to start,     so could you please just let us go? [14:36] Mado     The difference between this and tag is     that defense has a way of scoring, too. [14:41] Mado     You capture the raider, like this. [14:44] Mado     If you can completely stop their     movements, the defense gets a point. [14:48] Mado     The raiders touch, and the defense catches. [14:50] Mado     That's the easiest way to explain it. [14:52] Manana     Wow, that's so simple! [14:53] Chio     That was a great lesson! [14:54] Mado     Okay, why don't we try a practice match? [14:56] Chio     Huh? [14:57] Mado     If you guys lose, you're joining the club. [14:59] Chio     Huh?! [15:00] Mado     Well, once we third-years graduate,     the Kabaddi Club will be short on members. [15:05] Mado     I'm so happy that there are first-years     so interested in kabaddi. [15:10] Chio     Er, um... [15:12] Mado     I mean... [15:13] Mado     you weren't actually making     fun of kabaddi, were you? [15:19] Chio     I see... I was wondering why she was     explaining everything in so much detail. [15:23] Chio     So this is what she was after. [15:25] Chio     I guess we owe her that much,     not to mention she's a third-year, [15:29] Chio     so it's hard to say no... [15:31] Chio     We might just have to do this. [15:33] Mado     All right, you guys are the raiders. [15:35] Chio     Okay, go, Manana! [15:37] Mana     Wait, me?! [15:38] Chio     In order of seat assignment! [15:39] Manana     What? Ahem... [15:41] Mana     Kaba— K-Kabaddi, kabaddi,     kaba... kabaddi, kabaddi... [15:44] Mana     I just have to touch them     and turn back, right? [15:50] Mado     Now, quit your struggling... [15:53] Chio     Wait, what? This is nothing     like her explanation! [15:56] Mado     You can keep trying to run until     you're completely captured. [15:59] Mana     I can't move anymore! [16:01] Chio     She's completely serious about this! [16:03] Nar     Manana's out. SIGN    Manana Out [16:05] Chio     Hey, just so I know...     How do we end this game? SIGN    Once you're out,     you stand out of bounds [16:10] Mado     Usually, there's a time limit where the     players that are out can come back, [16:15] Mado     but we don't have much     time before school starts, [16:17] Mado     so we can end the game as soon     as one side is completely out. [16:21] Chio     Wait, does that mean if I go out, we lose? [16:24] Yuki     Okay, I'll be raider next! [16:27] Yuki     Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! [16:27] Chio     So if Hosokawa-san touches me and she runs, [16:31] Chio     we're instantly members of the Kabaddi Club?! [16:33] Chio     Yet if I try to catch her, she     might end up touching me instead. [16:39] Chio     Wait... is kabaddi deeper than I thought? [16:44] Yuki     Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! [16:44] Chio     Let's flip this around... [16:46] Chio     It might actually be easier     for me to go through school [16:48] Chio     if I quit the Tennis Club and     join the Kabaddi Club instead. [16:53] Girl a     Nice to meet you! [16:54] Girl b     A new class and a new start! [16:56] Girl A     What club are you in, Miyamo-san? [16:58] Chio     Oh, I'm in the Kabaddi Club. [17:01] Girl a     Kaba (hippo)... [17:02] Girl B     ...D? [17:03] Guy     Kabaddi, kabaddi! [17:04] Guy     And then... [17:05] Guy     Tackle! [17:08] Chio     Hey! [17:09] Chio     Stop making fun of kabaddi! [17:10] Chio     And the one who's supposed     to tackle is the defense, [17:13] Chio     so if you're chanting, you're     supposed to be a raider! [17:15] Girl     M-Miyamo-san? [17:17] Guy     The hell are you talking about? [17:18] Yuki     Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! [17:19] Chio     That's way too much responsibility for me! [17:21] Mado     That girl's got some moves... [17:25] Yuki     I'm out of breath... [17:27] Chio     I somehow survived.     Next is my turn to be the raider... [17:31] Chio     I don't have enough stamina     to do this much longer. [17:33] Chio     I have to get these two out on this turn. [17:37] Mado     What? [17:39] Chio     I can't get serious about this [17:40] Chio     because I feel like I'm dealing     with some mysterious, rare sport. [17:43] Chio     I'm going to stake my life on this. [17:45] Chio     Game brain, activate! [17:48] Chio     I'm going to rewrite kabaddi's     weird rules into a video game! [17:52] Chio     That's right... I have the ability     to turn those I touch into bombs! [17:57] Chio     My mission is to turn those two into     bombs and then return to safety! [18:01] Yuki     Better hurry, or you'll be breaking the rules! [18:01] Chio     If I'm captured, I'll be tortured and killed! [18:04] Chio     There's a spell I need for     this ability to activate... [18:08] Chio     Kabaddi... [18:09] Chio     Okay. This works. [18:11] Chio     Kabaddi... Kabaddi... Kabaddi...     Kabaddi... Kabaddi... [18:12] Mado     Yuki-chan, be careful. [18:14] Mado     Something's changed about her... [18:17] Chio     Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi! [18:21] Mado     No, she's got some potential,     but she's still a newbie... [18:21] Chio     Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi... [18:24] Mado     She's too deep in enemy territory. [18:26] Mado     Even if she's able to touch us     while this deep in our territory, [18:28] Mado     she won't be able to escape     from Yuki-chan and me! [18:31] Mado     I've got her back! [18:32] Mado     You're wide open! [18:34] Mado     Tackle her, Yuki-chan! [18:35] Yuki     Got it! [18:37] Chio     When they catch you, go like this! [18:39] Chio     Make them lose their balance! [18:42] Mado     I'm not letting go! [18:46] Chio     Hosokawa-san is coming at me as straight     and narrow as her personality is. [18:49] Chio     Kabaddi! [18:51] Chio     To get her to let go     of me, I need to do this! [19:05] Yuki     Um... Kushitori-senpai? [19:07] Yuki     Um... [19:09] Mado     Huh? [19:10] Yuki     Senpai? Miyamo-san is leaving! [19:12] Mado     Huh? [19:13] Yuki     Kushitori-senpai!     Your hand, your hand, your hand! [19:18] Chio     Mission complete! [19:23] Chio     I touched both and made it back.     That means I win. [19:28] Mado     How did you come up with a plan like that? [19:30] Yuki     Senpai, um, uh... [19:33] Chio     When you first tackled Manana and     I saw your expression, I knew... [19:40] Chio     You definitely like girls. [19:42] Chio     On top of that,     when Hosokawa-san was raiding, [19:45] Chio     you stared up her skirt     and couldn't stop smirking. [19:49] ---     What?! [19:51] Chio     So when you grabbed me, [19:53] Chio     I figured if I led your hand     toward Hosokawa-san's perineum, SIGN    Perineum     Between the oo and xx [19:55] Chio     you'd prioritize touching her     perineum and let go of me. [20:01] Chio     I'm going to declare that you like wrestling     with girls more than you like kabaddi! [20:06] Mado     What are you talking about?! I love kabaddi! [20:10] Mado     There's nothing that moves     my heart as much as kabaddi! [20:13] Chio     Then why don't you untangle your     arm and have another match with me? [20:31] Mado     I can't! When I think     about how many more times [20:34] Mado     I might have the chance to     touch Yuki-chan's perineum... [20:36] Mado     My body won't move! [20:38] Yuki     That's my butt, my butt, my butt! [20:40] Mado     I... lose... [20:43] Yuki     Please let me go! [20:49] Mado     You made me realize how much I wasn't     prepared as a kabaddist today. [20:54] Mado     So, uh, I'm sorry... for various things. [20:57] Chio     Oh, it's fine. [20:58] Manana     Hey, Kushitori-senpai,     can I ask you a question? [21:02] Mado     Sure. [21:03] Manana     How can I get my boobs to be that big? [21:06] Chio     I'm surprised she had the nerve to     ask something like that right now. [21:10] Chio     Maybe she is sick in the head. [21:12] Mado     Actually, now that you ask me that, [21:16] Mado     I have a feeling my body was pretty     normal before I started kabaddi... [21:20] Chio     Huh? But then what happened? [21:23] Mado     Kabaddi comes from India, [21:26] Mado     and it's said that some of the     movements incorporate yoga. [21:30] Mado     It could be that the yoga involved in     the sport had an effect on my body... [21:40] Manana     Kabaddi! Kabaddi! K-Kabaddi!     Kabaddi! Kabaddi! [21:41] chio     Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [21:45] Mado     Chio's School Road. [21:47] Mado     More... More... [21:50] Mado     I need to devote myself to the     ways of kabaddi even more! [21:53] Mado     But... [21:54] Mado     Yuki-chan's butt... [21:56] Both     Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:30] yuki     Next time on Chio's School Road, [23:32] yuki     "Smoke on the Sailor,"     "Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand," [23:34] yuki     and "Manana's School Road." [23:37] Yuki     Look forward to it! [23:38] Yuki     Kabaddi! 4 - Smoke on the Sailor / Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand / Manana's School Road Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road SIGN    Smoke on the Sailor [01:33] Mana     Hey, you have some kind of situation you'd     like to encounter before you die, right? [01:38] Chio     Uh, like what? [01:39] Mana     Well... like having some hot foreign     guy ask me for directions, [01:43] Mana     then we try to communicate with gestures, [01:46] Mana     and things start to heat up,     and just like that... [01:49] Chio     Just like what?! [01:51] Mana     Do you have anything you want     to do before you die, Chio-chan? [01:54] Chio     Oh, I do! [01:57] Chio     You know how people throw     cigarettes out of cars? [01:59] Chio     I want to pick one up in a cool way and say... [02:03] Chio     You dropped something. [02:05] Chio     And flick it back into the car! [02:10] Mana     Th-That's it? [02:12] Chio     Why not? Isn't that super cool? [02:15] Mana     Actually, it seems like you     could do that pretty regularly. [02:20] Mana     Like with that lady. [02:22] Chio     Hmm, I'm not sure... [02:25] Chio     Looks like she got a phone call. [02:25] Lady     Hey, it's me. [02:27] Lady     Yeah, could you do something     about that part-timer? [02:33] Mana     Chio-chan! [02:39] Mana     Sh-She caught it directly?! [02:44] Chio     Ow! [02:46] Chio     I leaped too far! Ow, my clavicle! [02:52] Chio     She's leaving! [02:54] Chio     W-Wait! [02:55] Mana     No, you wait! [02:58] Granny     Goodness, young lady. [03:01] Granny     Looks like you took quite the tumble. [03:03] Mana     Sorry about my friend!     She's a bit clumsy! SIGN    Nanoha     Bank [03:07] Mana     Hey, are you okay? [03:09] Mana     Man, I always forget how     passionate you can get. [03:15] Mana     Wait, did you actually get hurt? [03:17] Chio     Manana... I lost my chance     to throw this away. [03:22] Mana     Hurry up and get rid of that thing! [03:24] Chio     Well, I mean... It's not lit anymore... [03:29] Chio     So it's just trash, right? [03:32] Chio     Maybe I won't get in trouble for     having it, as long as I don't smoke it... [03:38] Mana     I can just tell... [03:40] Mana     Chio-chan's the type to think     that smoking looks cool. [03:45] Mana     Come to think of it, that one time... [03:47] (Flashback) Chio     Characters who smoke are good characters. [03:50] (Flashback) Mana     Oh, I see. [03:54] Mana     Chio-chan, that's just a     cigarette that's been put out. [03:58] Mana     What you're actually doing     is just picking up litter... [04:04] Mana     So it's legal! [04:11] Mana     Good! Good! Look right over here! Smile! [04:15] Chio     L-Like this? [04:16] Mana     Yes! Perfect! [04:17] Mana     Don't let the cigarette touch your mouth, [04:19] Mana     because that'll mean all kinds of trouble! [04:21] Mana     Good! Good! Perfectly legal! [04:24] Mana     And legal. [04:26] Mana     Also legal. [04:27] Mana     Yes, legal! [04:30] Both     This girl is so bad! [04:33] Chio     This is amazing... It's like I'm not even me. [04:36] Chio     I feel like a bad girl. [04:39] Mana     Chio-chan! Let's take more! More! [04:42] Mana     I'm getting into it now! [04:43] Mana     Chio-chan, you're amazing!     Look right over here! [04:48] Mana     I can't believe she's letting me take so many     photos that would blow up if they got out! [04:51] Mana     I can't stop drooling! [04:53] Mana     I want to put these online so bad! [04:55] Mana     Look more like an assassin!     Yes! More! More! [04:58] Mana     Give me that murder face! Murder face! [05:01] Mana     Let's try walking a little. [05:03] Mana     Imagine you're the bad guy making his     first appearance in a battle manga. [05:20] Both     Look at this miraculous shot! [05:23] Chio     Oh, my gosh... I've never     seen anything like this... [05:29] Chio     Y-You should try, Manana. [05:32] Mana     No, I'm good... [05:34] Chio     Do it, Manana! [05:38] Mana     What the hell is she saying? [05:39] Mana     There's no way I'd let her take     such risky photos of me! [05:43] Mana     I've gotta calm her down... [05:46] Mana     Hey, boy... [05:51] Chio     The cat! It totally ruined the picture! [05:53] Chio     You're trying to look so hot,     but you look so dumb! [05:56] Chio     Look at this miraculous shot! [05:59] Who     Hey, the cat's leaving! [06:01] Mana     Hey, take one now! Take one now! [06:02] Mana     Come on! [06:04] Mana     Yay! [06:08] Chio     Man, that was so much fun. [06:11] Mana     Crap... I didn't think I'd end up     getting mine taken, too... [06:14] Chio     You looked great, too, Manana. [06:17] Chio     You were actually sorta... sexy. [06:22] Mana     Wanna do another shoot in my room tonight? [06:26] Chio     Okay, I'll hold on to this. [06:28] Mana     You're just going to keep     hiding it in your hand? [06:31] Chio     It's more fragile than I thought... [06:33] Chio     So when I get to school, I'll wrap it up     in something and keep it in my bag. [06:36] Mana     I see. [06:37] Both     This is truly... [06:40] Both     A mission to bring in a hazardous substance. [06:43] Both     We're going to protect this "toy"     until we get out of school. [06:47] Both     A day-long mission is about to begi— [06:51] Teach     Something stinks. [06:53] Girl     Wait... but I... took a bath this morning... [06:56] Teach     This stench is unbearable. [07:00] Teach     All of you, stop where you are!     I smell tobacco! [07:06] Teach     You may be able to fool your parents,     but you can't fool my nose. [07:10] Chio     What? No way. Can he actually     smell this one used cigarette? [07:15] Teach     There's no doubt about it.     The smell's getting stronger. [07:20] Teach     You... No, it's not you. [07:22] Guy     I-It's not me! [07:23] Chio     I had let my guard down... [07:26] Chio     Bringing a used cigarette     to school was insane! [07:32] Chio     It was basically like playing     with an unexploded bomb! [07:36] Chio     If he finds this cigarette,     it's going to be a huge deal. [07:39] Mana     Worst case scenario, we might get expelled! [07:42] Chio     Oh, shit! If he looks at our cell phones... [07:47] Chio     Those photos... [07:59] Teach     It's you. [08:02] Chio     I'm finished. [08:04] Chio     Yes... It's me. [08:07] Teach     Where did you get this? [08:09] Chio     S-Someone threw it out the     window, so I picked it up. [08:18] Teach     Oh? [08:21] Teach     Well done. I'll make sure to get rid of this. [08:25] Both     Huh? [08:26] Chio     U-Um... [08:27] Mana     Chio-chan?! [08:29] Chio     You don't think there's a     possibility that I smoked it? [08:33] Teach     Uh, not really. [08:35] Teach     It's faint, but there's lipstick on the end, [08:39] Teach     and this brand is pretty strong. [08:41] Teach     It wouldn't suit a child.     I can't imagine you smoking this, Miyamo. [08:46] Chio     I... I feel like he might     actually be insulting me... [08:50] Chio     B-B-But just maybe I did smoke it! [08:54] Chio     I'm... I'm a pretty bad girl, you know. [09:01] Mana     Huh? [09:07] Guy     A bad girl? Seriously? [09:09] Guy 2     What's that pose supposed to be? A gun? [09:11] Teach     Well, there's your answer. [09:15] Chio     I'm going to show you those photos, then! [09:15] Mana     No! Don't! [09:17] Chio     Don't stop me, Manana! [09:18] Mana     Chio-chan! You're going     to drag me down with you! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [09:22] Girl     Chio's School Road. [09:24] Girl     Hey, Gotou-chan, what's that? [09:26] Teach     Oh, a first-year picked up some litter. [09:30] Girl     I hate cigarettes. [09:32] Girl     Only idiots smoke, right? [09:34] Teach     Is that so? This brand is     actually quite historic. [09:37] Teach     People like Akutagawa Ryuunosuke     and Dazai Osamu smoked it. [09:41] Girl     Really? [09:42] Teach     Listen up. Even if it involves smoking,     you should never be prejudiced. [09:47] Girl     Okay! [09:48] Girl     But I'm pretty sure a minor     shouldn't agree with that... SIGN    Preliminary Career Survey     This year, we will be doing a preliminary career survey with all the students.     We believe that this will be especially useful for 3rd-years when they decide what path     they're going to take. Please try to fill in all 3 choices.     Choosing Career/School     Career | School     Choice 1 | Choice 1     Choice 2 | Choice 2 SIGN    Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand [09:53] Chio     Man, are they really asking first-years [09:55] Chio     about their career paths? [09:57] Chio     What are you going to do, Manana? [09:59] Mana     I wrote that I'm going to be a teacher. [10:01] Chio     What? I've never heard you     mention that before. [10:04] Mana     It's just a dummy answer. [10:06] Mana     Telling the teachers that you     plan to be a teacher yourself [10:08] Mana     should go over pretty well, right? [10:10] Chio     Yeah, I guess...     Wait, what are you trying to do? [10:15] Mana     Get brownie points. [10:16] Chio     You're scum, you know that? [10:17] Mana     I mean, wouldn't it be way better     if we didn't have to get a job? [10:23] Chio     I wouldn't say... I mean, I think     work could be fun in some ways. [10:27] Mana     All right. Why don't we make a bet? [10:29] Chio     Huh? [10:30] Mana     We're going to ask the first adult we see, [10:33] Mana     "Do you think your job is fun?" [10:35] Mana     And we'll bet 100 yen on their answer. [10:37] Mana     If they say it's fun, you win. [10:39] Chio     What? We're really going     to ask strangers that? [10:42] Mana     Yup! [10:42] Chio     Wait... [10:44] Chio     Knowing Manana, she might actually— [10:46] Andou     Shit. I want to quit my job so bad. [10:50] Andou     This sucks. [10:51] Mana     Smirk. [10:52] Chio     What? No way! [10:54] Mana     Sir, are you okay? [10:56] Chio     Whoa! She actually did it! [10:58] Mana     Are you having problems at work? [11:00] Andou     Uh, no, I... [11:00] Mana     I saw you and got a bit worried... [11:03] Andou     Well, I tried to live my life acting cool... [11:06] Andou     But now that I've joined adult society, [11:08] Andou     I realized that I can't even     deliver newspapers properly... [11:12] Chio     That bike... Oh, I guess it belongs     to that newspaper delivery guy. SIGN    Shibasei Newspaper [11:16] Chio     Wait a sec, that's— [11:18] Chio     Huh?! [11:19] Chio     Andou-san from the motorcycle gang! [11:22] Andou     I keep getting all these complaints...     I'm so going to get yelled at later. [11:26] Chio     Shh... [11:32] Mana     So you're saying work is not fun, right? [11:38] Andou     Well, it's rough at times,     but it's definitely worth doing... [11:43] Mana     Huh? [11:44] Andou     I'm not sure about fun, [11:47] Andou     but I just personally don't     think this job is for me. [11:52] Mana     He's trying to act cool all of a sudden? [11:55] Andou     Honestly, it's a pain. I think I'll just set     the rest of the papers on fire and quit. [12:00] Chio     No! [12:02] Chio     You finally started working! [12:04] Chio     Sulking and quitting isn't cool at all! [12:09] Chio     B-Bloody Bu— [12:10] Chio     We'll help you out, so let's go! [12:15] Chio     We have a little time to spare, [12:18] Chio     so let's finish up the rest     of this delivery, okay? [12:24] Andou     O-Okay. [12:25] Andou     This is all I have left... Help me out! [12:29] Chio     Come on, Manana! [12:30] Manana     What?! [12:32] Andou     The first place is down here! [12:32] Manana     Wait for me! [12:33] Chio     What about your bike? [12:34] Andou     It's fine. These are my last papers. [12:37] Andou     I'll have you two deliver to the house with     the red roof and the one across from it. [12:41] Chio     Okay. [12:41] Andou     I'll go take care of all the     deliveries on the other side. [12:44] Andou     Bloody— [12:45] Chio     It's Miyamo. This is Nonomura. [12:47] Mana     Hi... [12:48] Andou     Th-The name's Andou... [12:52] Mana     I didn't think we were actually     going to help deliver newspapers. [12:55] Chio     Think of it as helping someone out. Besides... [12:58] Chio     you might find some joy in working. [13:05] Chio     It's already late, so why don't we ring     the doorbell and hand it to them directly? SIGN    Ookawara Stationery [13:09] Mana     Why do I have to do this? SIGN    Sakaguchi [13:19] Mana     Um... I'm sorry we're late.     H-Here's your paper. SIGN    Shibasei Newspaper SIGN    10,000 tuna wash up on Kasugai Beach SIGN    Locals Ecstatic [13:26] Lady     I already saw that on TV! [13:47] Chio     Okay, I'll do the next one... SIGN    Tanaka [14:01] Chio     Um, here's your paper. [14:03] Chio     I know it's a little late... [14:06] Chio     I'm really sorr— [14:09] Chio     Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [14:12] Chio     U-Uh, hey! [14:14] Chio     Wait, it's not bleeding, is it? Ow! [14:21] Mana     I'm never doing that again.     I'm never going to work. [14:23] Mana     Never working again... [14:25] Andou     Wha— I see. You handed     them the papers directly... [14:28] Andou     I should've told you! [14:30] Andou     Those born in the Showa era get     really pissed if their paper is late. [14:35] Chio     What? Why? It's just a newspaper... [14:37] Andou     The Showa era didn't have the     pressure-free education system. [14:41] Andou     What they went through was the     loathsome cramming education. [14:44] Guy     Hurgh! [14:45] Andou     So if they don't see those lines of     printed words to start their day, [14:48] Andou     they lose themselves and become violent! [14:51] Chio     Th-They've got no chill... [14:54] Chio     Those poor people born in the Showa era. [14:58] Mana     Isn't the problem that you're so late? [15:00] Mana     Why were you so late to begin with? [15:06] Andou     Er, um, uh... [15:08] Andou     It seems there've been some early morning     incidents resulting in injury lately. [15:13] Andou     I kept getting questioned     by all these policemen. [15:13] (Flashback) Cop     Excuse me, do you have a moment? [15:15] (Flashback) ---     What is it? [15:15] Andou     I got annoyed and raised     my voice a little, and... [15:18] (Flashback) Andou     I told you! I have nothing to do with it! [15:20] (Flashback) Cop     Hey, yelling makes you even more suspicious. [15:22] (Flashback) Cop     I require backup! [15:22] Andou     I just ended up further delayed... [15:28] Mana     Andou-san... [15:30] Mana     Considering how you look, it's— [15:32] Chio     It's okay! This isn't your     fault at all, Andou-san. [15:35] Chio     Stuff like this happens! [15:37] Andou     Miyamo... [15:38] Chio     Please don't get upset. It doesn't suit you. [15:42] Chio     Let's keep our heads up! All the time! [15:44] Andou     I see... Keep my head up. [15:46] Chio     Yup! [15:48] Mana     There's something off     about Chio-chan's intensity... [15:51] Mana     I-It can't be! [15:55] Chio     Where to next? [15:56] Andou     It's just around the corner... [15:59] Andou     Hang on a sec! [16:03] Andou     Damn it. He is out there. [16:04] Mana     The annoying customer you mentioned... [16:07] Chio     Is that him? [16:08] Andou     Yeah. If I'm even a little late, he waits     in front of his apartment like that forever, [16:12] Andou     lecturing on and on. [16:14] Guy     Man, the paper's late. [16:15] Guy     He's not getting away with this. [16:17] Andou     I'm hours behind today... [16:20] Andou     This is going to suck,     but I don't have a choice... [16:21] Guy     Definitely not forgiving him! [16:22] Andou     I'll go get yelled at. [16:24] Chio     Wait! [16:25] Chio     When you deliver papers, you just have to     get the paper into the mail slot, right? [16:31] Chio     Manana. [16:32] Mana     Yeah, I get it. [16:33] Andou     What are you planning to do? [16:35] Chio     We're gonna keep our heads held high! [16:36] Andou     The stairs are on the other side! [16:45] Guy     Damn it... I'm gonna lecture     him until he pisses himself. [16:49] Guy     What's wrong with kids these days? [16:52] Guy     They don't take us adults seriously! [16:53] Guy     I need to teach them how rough the world is. [16:58] Guy     Seriously, why do I— [17:02] Guy     Damn it. He's still not here?     That young punk... [17:10] Guy     Damn it, he's late. [17:24] Andou     You okay? [17:26] Guy     Huh? The paper's right here. [17:32] Andou     You're amazing, Miyamo! [17:33] Chio     I know, right?! [17:40] Chio     When you use a dagger,     you don't rely on arm strength... [17:43] Chio     You hold it by your abdomen and stab     with all of your body weight! [17:47] Chio     Yay! We finished all the deliveries! [17:49] Mana     Collective mailboxes are the best! [17:52] Chio     Man, thank goodness! [17:55] Andou     Okay... [17:57] Andou     Hey, Miyamo. [17:58] Chio     Whoa, you're close! [17:58] Chio     Huh? Are there still more? [18:00] Andou     Uh, no, that's not it... [18:08] Andou     Hey, listen... [18:09] Andou     I, uh... B-Because of you...     Because of you... [18:14] Andou     Because of you, I decided I'd     keep this job a little longer. [18:22] Chio     I see. It's a bit rough,     but it is a fun job, isn't it? [18:28] Andou     Yeah. [18:34] Mana     Chio-chan. We're about out of time. [18:36] Mana     Look, we're gonna be late. [18:38] Mana     Well, good luck, Andou-san. [18:40] Andou     Th-Thanks... [18:48] Mana     Hey... [18:50] Mana     Chio-chan, that guy— [18:52] Chio     Manana. [18:54] Mana     Wh-What? [18:58] Chio     So... give me 100 yen. [19:00] Mana     Huh? [19:01] Chio     Hey, we made a bet. [19:03] (Flashback) Mana     We're going to ask the first adult we see, [19:03] Chio     Before we left, I asked him if delivering     papers was fun, and he said yes, [19:05] (Flashback) Mana     "Do you think your job is fun?" [19:07] Chio     so I win. [19:07] (Flashback) Mana     And we'll bet 100 yen on their answer. [19:10] Mana     Don't tell me she... [19:12] Chio     Come on, now. Come on. [19:14] Mana     The way she was acting and     the stuff she was saying... [19:16] Mana     It wasn't actually romantic, [19:18] Mana     but she made him say that     because she wanted 100 yen... [19:24] Mana     She's so... so... [19:28] Chio     Come on! Hurry up! 100 yen, please! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [19:31] Person     Chio's School Road. [19:36] Andou     So her name's Miyamo... [19:39] Andou     She's always helping me out... [19:41] Andou     What a great girl! [19:44] Mana     What the hell is that face?     She pisses me off so much. [19:46] ---     100 yen! SIGN    Manana's SIGN    School Road [19:49] Chio     Manana's School Road. [19:52] Mana     You said you became friends with Hosokawa-san [19:54] Mana     after you dove head-first into some garbage, [19:57] Mana     but what does that even mean? [19:59] Chio     Oh... Yeah, that... [20:03] Mana     I see. You caused a huge     fuss to try to fool her. [20:08] Mana     You always have to overdo everything. [20:11] Chio     Then what would you have done? [20:13] Mana     A single expression would've     been more than enough! [20:16] Chio     Like what?! [20:18] Mana     It's... [20:20] Mana     the expression when you look like you aren't     greeting someone, but you actually are! [20:24] Chio     The expression when you look like you aren't     greeting someone, but you actually are?! [20:27] Mana     First of all, the one doing the greeting     isn't even paying attention to nearby randos. [20:32] Mana     Which means, when you're not sure,     if you greet them with a vague expression, [20:36] Mana     you wouldn't be ignoring them, [20:37] Mana     and if they weren't greeting you,     you can just walk by without being noticed. [20:41] Mana     It's not anything people around you     would notice, so the risk is low. [20:44] Chio     I see... So what kind of expression is that? [20:48] Mana     It's... [20:49] Girl     Morning! [20:50] Chio     One of the popular girls from Manana's class? [20:53] Chio     Hey, this is the same situation     I was in the other day. [20:56] Chio     She may or may not be greeting Manana... [21:00] Chio     What are you going to do, Manana?! [21:03] Mana     Hey... [21:07] Chio     I-It's perfect! [21:09] Chio     She's expressing surprise, hesitation,     and joy with her eyes and eyebrows... [21:13] Chio     And her lips may or may not     be giving a greeting... [21:16] Chio     Th-This is... [21:18] Chio     The expression when you look like you aren't     greeting someone, but you actually are! [21:22] Girl     Nonomura-san! [21:23] Chio     Whoa! The greeting actually wor— [21:26] Girl     Are you feeling sick? [21:28] Chio     Uh-oh... She just thinks     Manana's acting weird now. [21:36] Mana     Yes... My stomach doesn't feel g— Augh! [21:39] Girl     Nonomura-san? [21:40] Girl     What's wrong? [21:41] Girl     Is she okay? [21:42] Chio     Whoa, people are gathering. [21:44] Girl     Nonomura-san! [21:45] Mana     It's okay... This happens all     the time. It'll pass soon... [21:48] Girl     Are you okay? [21:48] Girl     Should I call an ambulance? [21:49] Mana     An ambulance?! No, that's okay... [21:51] Mana     Oh, I think it's getting better... [21:52] Mana     No, really! [21:54] ---     It's okay. [21:54] Mana     What should I do? [21:56] Chio     I'm gonna run! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:28] Chio     Next time on Chio's School Road, [23:30] Chio     "Thank You, George" and "Mananacchio." [23:33] Chio     Look forward to it! [23:34] ---     100 yen! [23:39] ---     This is too long! 5 - Thank You, George / Mananacchio Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [01:29] [SONG] Sign     For pedestrians     and bicycles SIGN    Thank You, George SIGN    Pootea SIGN    Calming Aroma SIGN    Green Tea [01:42] Chio     I... need to pee. [01:47] Chio     I'm... about to burst. [01:50] Chio     I wandered into the city where there's a     lot of people, in search of a bathroom... [01:54] Chio     I shouldn't have downed this tea that     I brought to school because it was hot! [01:58] [SONG] Sign     For pedestrians     and bicycles [02:04] Chio     If I relax, I'll be in trouble! [02:19] [SONG] Sign     For pedestrians     and bicycles [02:22] Chio     N-No... [02:23] [SONG] Sign     For pedestrians     and bicycles [02:26] Chio     N-N... [02:27] [SONG] Sign     For pedestrians     and bicycles [02:29] Chio     No! [02:32] [SONG] Sign     For pedestrians     and bicycles [02:36] Chio     I'm at my limit! [02:39] Chio     Every step I take is chipping     away at my SAN points. [02:44] [SONG] Sign     Shit, I need to go, [02:44] Guy     Shit, I need to go, Andou-sensei, now. SIGN    Anzai-sensei, SIGN    Points SIGN    now. [02:50] Chio     At this point... I'll just go somewhere     in the shadows over there... [02:55] Chio     Must be nice being an animal... [02:58] Chio     You can just go to the bathroom     wherever the hell you want! [03:03] Chio     That's... [03:08] Chio     I'm putting everything I have... SIGN    I'm putting everything I have [03:13] Chio     into this moment! [03:15] Chio     A bathroom! [03:17] Chio     I had no idea there was one he— [03:20] ---     ...eeeere! [03:26] Chio     Shit! It's going to come out! [03:28] Chio     Just the other side! J-Just...     It's just on the other side! SIGN    Turn [03:43] Chio     That was too close! [03:47] Chio     As a last resort, I even considered     hiding and going into the bottle. [03:52] Chio     I mean, the color's just about right... [03:55] Chio     But... [03:57] Chio     Thank goodness I didn't use it! [03:59] Chio     The problem now... [04:07] Chio     is the fact that this is the men's bathroom. [04:11] Chio     But I couldn't hold it anymore! [04:13] Chio     Of course I'd go into the closer one! [04:16] Chio     I couldn't help it! [04:21] Chio     Someone's here! [04:23] Chio     He went into the next stall... [04:29] Chio     Huh? [04:31] Chio     He's just going to the bathroom, right? [04:33] Chio     What the hell is happening? [04:37] Chio     What the... [04:39] Chio     The men's bathroom is scary! [04:47] Chio     I have to hurry up and get out of here... [04:51] Chio     I need to make sure I don't run     into anyone at the entrance. [04:54] Chio     At a time like this... [04:57] Chio     I'll concentrate all my chakra [05:00] Chio     into my eyes... [05:02] Chio     and unleash my sixth sense! [05:07] Chio     Real Wall Hack! [05:10] Nar     A wall hack is a cheat     that's used in online games [05:14] Nar     to show the player the location     of the enemy behind walls. [05:19] Chio     Okay! Now I'm gonna dash     the hell outta here— [05:23] Guy     Damn it. My hair got messed up from sweat. [05:26] Guy     My hair getting messed up... [05:30] Guy     Really gets me down... [05:32] Chio     Yeah, I probably shouldn't     just rely on my instincts. [05:35] Chio     Thinking back... [05:37] Chio     Remembering when I entered, [05:40] Chio     I think there was a bus stop     right in front of this bathroom. [05:44] Chio     I guess there are usually a lot     of people walking around here. [05:49] Chio     It must've been a miracle that     I got in without being seen. [05:52] Chio     Which means... my only way out... [05:58] Chio     doesn't exist. SIGN    Cleaning [06:06] Chio     This must be the storage closet. [06:08] Chio     No wonder this door looked different. SIGN    Escape Successful! SIGN    Clear time SIGN    Total kill count SIGN    Avoiding alerts SIGN    Clear rank [06:37] Chio     That's how it'd go in an assassin game. [06:39] Chio     That'll probably work. [06:40] Chio     Should I do it to protect     my honor as a maiden? [06:43] Chio     Is it worth going to prison? [06:45] Chio     What am I even talking about? [06:48] Chio     I wonder if there's     anything else I can use... [06:53] Chio     What's this? [06:54] Chio     I've never seen this in the women's     bathroom. I wonder what it is... [07:00] Chio     If I use this properly,     I might be able to escape! [07:03] Chio     If I can just buy some time... [07:05] Guy     Now that my hair's fly     again, I feel better... [07:09] Chio     First, I'll carefully... SIGN    Cleaning [07:11] Chio     set this here. [07:13] Chio     And the exit's... on the other side! [07:17] Chio     Yes... This light that shines into my eyes... [07:19] Chio     This is... my door of hope! [07:32] Chio     Okay... There are definitely fewer     people walking by on this side. [07:37] Chio     But not yet... [07:41] Chio     The situation's not good. [07:45] Guy     They're cleaning?! Seriously?!     I'm about to piss myself! [07:48] Guy     Ma'am! Ma'am! Do you mind     if I come in real quick? [07:52] Guy     I'm coming in. SIGN    Cleaning [07:53] Guy     It's an emergency! [07:56] Chio     Trap... activated! [08:00] Guy     What the... [08:01] Guy     Th-There's piss everywhere!     Talk about a disaster area! [08:08] Guy     I'll go somewhere else... [08:11] Chio     My plan to buy time worked! [08:13] Chio     I probably threw out way too much tea. [08:15] Chio     Sorry, whoever has to clean this up! [08:18] Chio     Now, then... How are things outside? [08:21] Chio     This arrangement... [08:23] Chio     Two girls in miniskirts...     Otherwise, only old guys around! [08:26] Chio     Now's my chance! I'm glad I waited! [08:30] Chio     He should be on the other     side of that wall... [08:33] Chio     Go! [08:36] Chio     Random mysterious and colorful     ball I found in the storage closet! SIGN    Silence [08:41] Chio     Huh? [08:42] Guy     Whoa! This is awful!     Talk about a disaster area! [08:47] Chio     Firing all rounds! [08:54] Girl     So I found this yummy snack     at the hundred yen store... [09:00] Girl     Aw, a kitty! [09:03] Girl     Oh, my gosh! He's so cute! [09:07] Girl     Let's take a video! [09:09] Girl     Let's send it to everyone in class! [09:11] Girl     Let's! [09:13] Girl     Look over here! You're so cute! [09:17] Chio     That should create a blind spot... [09:21] Chio     And in that instant... [09:24] Chio     This is my chance! [09:27] Girl     I wish he'd look over here a little more. [09:29] Girl     Come on, just a little more. [09:30] Guys     A little more... A little more... A little more... [09:34] Chio     Huh?! [09:38] Chio     Huh? I can't get out? Did I gain weight?! [09:41] Chio     This is the worst possible... [09:46] Girl     Huh? [09:47] Chio     I'm free! [09:55] Chio     Ow... [09:57] Girl     Uh... [09:58] Girl     You sort of appeared out of nowhere     and scared the crap out of us. [10:01] Guy     That was some speed... [10:04] Guy     Are you okay? [10:05] Girl     Actually, where did you even come from? [10:08] Chio     G... G-G-G... [10:09] Chio     George! [10:11] Chio     George! I finally found you! [10:14] Chio     So this is where you went     when you ran out of the house! [10:17] Chio     I was so surprised, I couldn't help but jump! [10:19] Chio     Yeah! I totally just jumped at you! [10:24] Chio     George! George, wait! [10:26] Chio     At least let me thank you! [10:30] Girl     She must really like cats... [10:34] Girl     Oh, so am I! [10:36] Girl     You know, this ball smells really good. [10:39] Girl     It smells like fragrant olive. [10:42] Girl     What a weird toy! [10:46] Nar     It was then that the men thought.... [10:48] Sign     They stop urea from hardening [10:48] Guy     Isn't that one of those things*     I see rolling around in urinals? [10:51] Guy     A-Am I imagining it? [10:54] Guy     Just thinking about it     makes me have to pee. [10:56] Guy     I think there was a bathroom     on the other side. [11:02] Guy     It's a disaster area! [11:06] Guy     Chio's School Road! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [11:10] Chio     Hey, I still had one of those     mysterious balls in my pocket. [11:18] Teach     What's this? [11:20] Teach     I don't know what's popular these days, [11:22] Teach     but you shouldn't bring     weird toys to school... [11:29] Momo     My name is Shinozuka Momo. SIGN    Disciplinary SIGN    Mananacchio [11:31] Momo     I'm the disciplinary monitor of the     Samejima Academy student council. SIGN    In use by the disciplinary committee Please be quiet SIGN    Small Meeting Room 2 [11:40] Teach     Discipline at this academy     is slowly crumbling. [11:43] Teach     We've recently received a number of calls [11:45] Teach     from people who live near the school     in regards to students behaving badly. [11:48] Teach     Apparently there's a student     misbehaving where we can't see. SIGN    12 reports of bad behavior Student showed up to school with a motorcycle gang member Suspicious female student wandering around alleys SIGN    School SIGN    Eyewitnesses in this area Is this all the same person? [11:54] Teaech     If you hear anything,     report to me immediately. [11:57] Momo     Th-This is my chance [11:59] Momo     to be of use to Gotou-sensei! [12:04] Momo     Because of that, I decided I'd     take a detour this morning [12:07] Momo     and investigate the area     that's been reported. [12:11] Momo     I don't see any issues. [12:13] Momo     It looks totally peaceful. [12:15] Momo     I wonder if the reports we received were     really about a student from our school. [12:20] Momo     Those two walking in front of me [12:22] Momo     are acting as students from our     school should, with calm and grace. [12:26] Momo     As I thought, the students from Samejima     Academy are good students with high morals. [12:34] Momo     Oh... [12:35] Momo     A flower. [12:38] Momo     I wonder if she's going to make a bookmark. [12:44] Manana     Ow! [12:49] Manana     How dare you?! [12:55] Momo     What's going on? [12:57] Momo     What is this? [12:59] Momo     Th-These are girls from our school? [13:03] Manana     You wrapped around it? [13:05] Mana     How did you even think— [13:06] Chio     Hup! [13:13] Momo     Th-They're acting as if     nothing even happened... [13:16] Chio     Does your ass hurt? [13:18] Mana     Not at all. SIGN    Activity Report [13:20] Momo     I-I'll... [13:22] Momo     need to look into this. [13:25] Chio     So, like, this part... [13:27] Mana     Huh? [13:27] Chio     You know. [13:28] Mana     No, I don't. [13:29] Chio     Oh, come on! [13:30] Momo     They seem to have stopped... [13:31] Mana     No way! Not happening! [13:32] Momo     and they're arguing? [13:35] Mana     Huh? Are you stupid? [13:37] Momo     I can't really hear them, but... [13:40] Mana     Jeez... [13:41] Momo     She handed over her bag. [13:42] Chio     Take care of my bag for me! [13:43] Mana     Yeah, whatever. [13:44] Momo     Huh? [13:46] Momo     Wait, that part connects     to the top of the hill... [13:50] Momo     C-Could that student actually be... [13:53] Momo     taking a shortcut to school? [13:56] Momo     But why would she even do that? [13:59] Momo     Is there some kind of emergency? [14:02] Momo     No, wait... [14:03] Momo     It's faster to walk up normally. [14:05] Momo     The expected result happened! [14:07] Momo     Her friend doesn't look     like she's going to help. [14:11] Mana     Hurry it up. [14:13] Momo     Seriously, what is she doing? [14:17] Momo     More importantly, are these two... [14:22] Momo     really even friends? [14:25] Momo     It doesn't seem like it to me. [14:30] Momo     She took out some water. [14:32] Momo     Is she giving it to her friend? [14:36] Momo     Evidently not! [14:42] Momo     As I thought, these two... [14:48] Mana     Jeez... [14:50] Chio     Manana! [14:51] Momo     Ah, this is so beautiful... [14:55] Momo     She watered the flowers! [14:59] Momo     She chose flowers over her friend... [15:02] Chio     Manana! [15:04] Momo     Oh, no! She's lost it! [15:11] Momo     Now they're fighting again... [15:14] Momo     Are they truly students of Samejima Academy? [15:18] Momo     Gotou-sensei and the student council     should have been guiding them, but... [15:26] Momo     How unsightly... [15:32] Momo     I cannot restrain myself any longer... [15:35] Momo     You two! Stop this at once! [15:37] Both     Huh? [15:39] Momo     I'm the disciplinary monitor of the     Samejima Academy student council [15:42] Momo     and second-year student, [15:43] Momo     Shinozuka Momo! [15:44] Momo     As the disciplinary monitor,     I shall give you a warning! [15:47] Momo     You two should stop hanging     out with each other! [15:52] Mana     Um... Isn't that... [15:54] Chio     ...the girl who's always     around Gotou-sensei? [15:58] Momo     It was rude of me, but I have been     following you for some time now. [16:02] Momo     You beat your friend with a whip... [16:04] Momo     Then you didn't stop her     from climbing a wall... [16:07] Momo     Lastly, you both fought over water. [16:10] Momo     You two are a horrible     influence on one another! [16:14] Momo     Listen well. True friends lift     each other up, seek righteousness, [16:19] Momo     and punish evil-doers! [16:24] Momo     Only those you can face hardships with, [16:28] Momo     who will have your back in     life or death situations— [16:30] Mana     Um... [16:31] Mana     You probably don't have any     friends, do you, Senpai? [16:34] Chio     There it is... [16:35] Momo     H-How did you know?! SIGN    Activity Report [16:37] Mana     Only people who don't have friends     talk about ideal friends. [16:42] Mana     We've been like this ever     since we were in grade school. [16:46] Mana     Not to mention... [16:48] Mana     The reason I decided to go to Samejima... [16:51] Mana     is because Chio-chan also     applied for Samejima! [16:54] Chio     What? I didn't know that! [16:57] Momo     Then, right here, right now, [16:59] Momo     prove your friendship to me in     a manner that I will understand! SIGN    Activity Report [17:02] Momo     If you cannot, [17:03] Momo     I will report all the dangerous     activities I witnessed [17:06] Momo     to the student council! [17:10] Mana     We just need to make you see     that we're friends, right? [17:14] Chio     We can't have you treat our     ten years together so lightly... [17:19] Both     ...can we? [17:22] Both     Prove our friendship? [17:24] Mana     How? [17:26] Mana     Do we say each other's birthdays? [17:27] Mana     No, even acquaintances can do that... [17:30] Mana     The color of her panties?     The name of the person she likes? [17:33] Mana     Wait. Those all sound easy, but... [17:36] Chio     Manana... [17:37] Mana     Huh? [17:38] Chio     Let's do that one thing. [17:41] Mana     That one thing? [17:44] Mana     That one thing?! No way! We'll die! [17:50] Chio     What choice do we have? [17:53] Chio     Watch, Senpai. [17:56] Chio     For gym class in grade school... [17:58] Manana     ...we took the theme of     friendship and created... [18:01] Chio     ...this dance. [18:07] mana     It's called... [18:08] Both     ...Mananacchio! [18:14] Both     Meow! [18:15] Both     Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,     meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. [18:19] Both     Meowy, meowy, meowy     meow meow meow meow. [18:23] Both     Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,     meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. [18:27] Both     Meowy, meowy, meowy     meow meow meow meow. [18:37] Both     Meow... [18:39] Both     Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,     meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. [18:44] Both     Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,     meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. [18:52] Mana     I'm Manyanya... [18:54] Chio     I'm Chionya, and we're... [18:55] Both     ...Mananacchio! [19:04] Chio     Um... [19:05] Mana     That's it... [19:07] Momo     I'm so moved! [19:09] Both     She's bawling?! [19:11] Momo     I could... clearly see... the friendship... [19:16] Momo     you worked so hard... to build... [19:21] Momo     As promised, I won't report any of this. [19:24] Mana     Well, uh, thanks... [19:26] Chio     It's been so long since we did that. [19:28] ---     I barely remembered it. [19:30] Momo     Um, may I ask one last thing? [19:34] Momo     Um... Well... [19:36] Momo     How do you get closer to     someone who's important to you? [19:44] Mana     Are you talking about Gotou-sensei? [19:47] Momo     Huh?! [19:47] Chio     I'm sure it is. [19:49] Momo     But... Relationships between students     and teachers are greatly frowned upon... [19:54] Chio     Did she basically just admit it? [19:56] Mana     Senpai. [19:57] Momo     Y-Yes? [19:59] Mana     Even if there is an issue with     that kind of relationship, [20:02] Mana     all the blame will fall on the teacher! [20:04] Momo     Huh? [20:05] Mana     So you just need to pursue     him as hard as you can! [20:08] Mana     As hard as you can, okay? [20:09] Chio     Manana's totally invested now. [20:10] Mana     It'll totally work out! [20:13] Momo     You really... think so? [20:15] Mana     Yes! [20:16] Momo     Um... Would it be okay if I talked     to you about it sometimes? [20:21] Mana     Sure! [20:22] Mana     Listen, you need to keep     your rivals in check! Yes! [20:24] Momo     In check! [20:25] Mana     And, Senpai, it's important     for girls to be mysterious. [20:28] Momo     I see! [20:30] Chio     Girls? Mysterious? How so? [20:36] Momo     This concludes my report. [20:38] Teach     No incidents... huh? [20:41] Teach     But make sure you don't     act on your own too much. [20:45] Momo     Yes, sir. [20:45] Teach     By the way, your face doesn't     seem as tense as usual. [20:49] Momo     Huh? [20:50] Teach     Did something good happen     while you were patrolling? [20:54] Momo     U-Um, well... [20:57] Momo     At times like these, I'm supposed to say... [21:01] Momo     It's a secret. [21:06] Girl     Chio's School Road. SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [21:10] Momo     Good morning. [21:12] Girl     Gotou-chan... [21:14] Girl     Hear me out. [21:16] Teach     First, you need to greet me properly. [21:19] Momo     Nonomura-san also mentioned... [21:21] (Flashback) Mana     Keep your rivals in check! [21:25] Momo     U-Um... [21:26] Mana     If you're going to talk to the advisor of     the disciplinary committee, Gotou-sensei, [21:29] Mana     you need to look more proper... [21:35] Girl     Oh? [21:36] Girl     So that's what's going on... [21:38] Girl     But... are you sure that's okay? [21:42] Girl     If I became more prim and proper... [21:44] Girl     I might be even more destructive, you know? [21:47] Girl     I think our personalities     will end up overlapping. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:28] Chio     Next time on Chio's School Road, [23:30] Chio     "Everyone's Own Path" and "Chio-chan Eludes." [23:34] Chio     Look forward to— [23:35] Chio     Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,     meow, meow, meow, meow, meow... 6 - Everyone's Own Path / Chio-chan Eludes Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road SIGN    Everyone's Own Path [01:36] Chio     Manana, did you see the message     from Hosokawa-san? [01:38] Mana     Ah... [01:40] Mana     The one about the captain of     the Kabaddi Club being missing? [01:40] [SONG] Sign     Received Messages     From: Hosokawa-san     To: Me     Subject: I'm worried...     Kushitori-senpai from the Kabaddi Club     hasn't shown up to school or her dorm...     Have you heard anything?     Her family doesn't seem to be very worried... [01:43] Chio     Yeah, that. [01:44] Chio     I wonder if she got caught     up in some kind of incident. [01:46] Mana     Uh, I don't know about that... [01:49] Mana     What's that? [01:50] Mana     Some kind of quadruped? [01:56] Chio     Did you find a Samoyed? [02:02] Both     Senpai located. SIGN    Senpai Located [02:10] Madoka     Not yet... [02:12] Chio     Hey, she's doing something. [02:13] Mana     Shh! [02:15] Madoka     One more set! [02:16] Madoka     Kabaddi! [02:18] Madoka     Kabaddi! Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi! [02:28] Madoka     This... This tackle just won't do... [02:33] Madoka     One more kaba! [02:35] Madoka     Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi,     kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi... [02:37] mana     What is she doing? [02:39] Madoka     Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...     Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi... [02:43] Chio     Don't tell me... [02:44] Madoka     Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...     Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi... [02:45] Chio     She's been here the whole time? [02:47] Old     How are things going? [02:50] Madoka     Master! [02:51] Both     Master?! [02:52] Old     I got some water from the stream. [03:05] Old     I guess it's been about a     week since you arrived. [03:09] Old     You look like you've     gotten used to life here. [03:12] Madoka     Yes, all thanks to you. [03:14] Madoka     I was excited about training in the mountains, [03:17] Madoka     but I didn't expect that I wouldn't     be able to find any food. [03:20] Madoka     And I didn't expect to run into     someone else this deep in the woods. [03:26] Chio     Uh... This is just a neighborhood park... [03:30] Old     Are you sure you don't need to go to school? [03:33] Madoka     Yes. I'm not going back until     I perfect my technique. [03:37] Madoka     I have someone... that I must defeat. [03:41] Manana     Could she be talking about... [03:43] Chio     Huh? [03:44] Manana     Is this because she lost to you in kabaddi? [03:47] Chio     Oh, no way. [03:50] Chio     I mean, we settled the     score completely amicably. [03:55] Madoka     I'll get you someday... [04:02] Chio     Is that... me? [04:04] Manana     Well, anyway, we've found her now, [04:06] Manana     so we're gonna have to convince     her to come back to school. [04:09] Madoka     Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi... [04:09] Manana     I'm sure Hosokawa-san is worried. [04:12] Chio     But it doesn't look like she's going     to stop prac— Hey, she kicked me. [04:13] Madoka     Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi! [04:16] Chio     I think things might get     complicated if I go, so... [04:21] Chio     Manana... [04:22] Manana     Huh? [04:22] Chio     Go say something to cheer her up! [04:24] Manana     Chio-chan?! [04:25] Chio     Ignition on. [04:26] Chio     Manana Rocket, fire! [04:33] Madoka     Nonomura... [04:34] Manana     Senpai, I finally found you! [04:36] Manana     I just happened to overhear. [04:38] Manana     If you're troubled, um, uh... [04:41] Manana     Er, um... [04:42] Manana     Say something to cheer her up... [04:45] Manana     I don't think you need to get so serious     about an obscure sport like kabaddi. [04:52] Manana     Right? [04:55] Chio     The hell did she just say?! [05:00] Old     I think she's trying to make you feel better. [05:04] Old     You've got an interesting underclassman. [05:07] Old     Hey, Kushitori? [05:10] Madoka     It's been one whole week since I've seen... [05:15] Madoka     Since I've seen... [05:18] Madoka     Drool... [05:20] Manana     Kushitori-senpai? [05:21] Old     You've sure got it rough. [05:24] Manana     Uh, no, I'm fine... [05:27] Madoka     I almost lost consciousness there. [05:30] Madoka     These feelings... Not good...     This isn't good. [05:33] Old     You like lizards? [05:38] Manana     Huh? Senpai? [05:39] Madoka     S-Stay back! [05:41] Madoka     Let go of worldly desires! [05:43] Madoka     I came here to rid myself of wicked thoughts... [05:47] Madoka     So that I could truly devote     myself to kabaddi... [05:51] Madoka     I should be fine, as long as I don't look... [05:53] Madoka     I'm... I'm... going to grasp     it... with this hand! [05:59] Madoka     Grasp... with this hand... [06:02] Madoka     Grasp... [06:04] Madoka     Grasp... [06:09] Chio     When they catch you, go like this! [06:10] ---     Grasp... [06:11] Chio     Make them lose their balance! [06:12] Madoka     Grasp... [06:14] (Flashback) Madoka     I'm not letting go! [06:15] Madoka     Grasp... [06:16] Chio     Hosokawa-san is coming at me as straight     and narrow as her personality is. [06:19] Madoka     Grasp... [06:19] (Flashback) Chio     Kabaddi! [06:21] Chio     To get her to let go     of me, I need to do this! [06:22] Madoka     Grasp... [06:27] Madoka     Grasp! [06:31] Madoka     Grasp... [06:34] Madoka     Grasp... [06:35] (Flashback) Yuki     Um... Kushitori-senpai? [06:37] (Flashback) Yuki     Um... [06:37] Madoka     Grasp! [06:39] (Flashback) Mado     Huh? [06:39] (Flashback) Yuki     Senpai? Miyamo-san is leaving! [06:42] (Flashback) Mado     Huh? [06:43] (Flashback) Yuki     Kushitori-senpai!     Your hand, your hand, your hand! [06:46] Madoka     Back then... [06:49] Madoka     when I grasped Yuki-chan's ass... [06:52] Madoka     it felt so wonderful! [06:54] Manana     Senpai?! [06:57] Madoka     Oh, no! [06:59] Madoka     N-No! [07:02] Madoka     No! [07:05] Madoka     No! [07:08] Madoka     I can't... [07:11] Madoka     D-Don't... [07:15] ---     No! N... [07:19] Manana     What? What the hell?! [07:20] Madoka     I'm not... playing kabaddi... [07:23] Madoka     so that I can touch girls... [07:32] Old     I see. I think I get what's going on here. [07:36] Madoka     Master... [07:38] Old     Let me tell you a little story. [07:40] Old     Believe it or not, about twenty years ago, [07:43] Old     I was a somewhat well-known     corporate warrior. [07:47] Old     But I began to wear myself out     as one of the company cogs. [07:48] (Flashback) Background     Oh, yes... [07:51] (Flashback) Background     I'm terribly sorry... [07:52] Old     I had money, but my soul was withering away, [07:56] Old     and I was at my wit's end. [07:58] Old     Then, one morning... [08:00] Old     I came across some     high school girls on the train. [08:04] Old     They were both so full of energy... [08:08] Old     I almost felt as though some of     their energy was rubbing off on me. [08:12] (Flashback) Girl     See you later. [08:13] (Flashback) Girl 2     Bye. [08:14] Old     So... [08:19] Old     I just... I just wanted her     to share a little more... [08:23] Old     Just a tiny bit... Just enough... [08:27] Old     to help me get through that day. [08:30] ---     Just a tiny bit... of her energy... [08:39] Old     And then, I lost everything, so I came here. [08:43] Madoka     I had no idea... [08:45] Old     Kushitori, I envy you... [08:50] Old     Listen well. [08:52] Old     It's the special privilege of a high school girl     to be able to touch other high school girls. [08:57] Old     What are your true feelings, Kushitori? [09:02] Madoka     My... [09:04] Madoka     My... [09:06] Madoka     I... [09:09] Madoka     Master... [09:16] Madoka     I want... [09:19] Madoka     to grope some asses... [09:22] Voice     Three points. [09:25] Chio     Um... I couldn't really hear     what they were saying, [09:30] Chio     but it looks like it's all worked out? [09:32] Chio     Good job, Manana. [09:34] Chio     I guess I'll contact Hosokawa-san...     and take all the credit. [09:39] Chio     Considering how big this incident was,     I should score major points. [09:45] Old     Well said. So how about it? [09:47] Old     Now that you've reaffirmed your own feelings, [09:50] Old     haven't you gained a new perspective? [09:53] Manana     Uh, could someone explain what's going on? [09:57] Madoka     What... is this feeling? [09:59] Madoka     I can feel it... on a molecular level... [10:02] Madoka     This feeling that makes my blood boil... [10:12] Chio     Huh? [10:12] Madoka     I now... fully understand! [10:18] Madoka     I have discovered that the     Way of Kaba is to grope! SIGN    I have discovered that the Way of Kaba is to grope [10:26] Old     Looks like she's found her own Way of Kaba. [10:30] Manana     Way of Kaba? [10:31] Madoka     Master and Nonomura... [10:36] Madoka     You two have truly opened my eyes. [10:38] Manana     Wait, me? [10:40] Madoka     I think I can truly see...     the secret technique of kabaddi now. [10:45] Madoka     Nonomura. [10:46] Manana     Yes? [10:47] Madoka     Will you accept my technique? [10:49] Manana     Huh?! [10:50] Manana     No, um... no, no, no... [10:50] Madoka     I promise I won't hurt you,     but I want to try it. [10:53] Madoka     Here I come! [10:56] Manana     Miyamo-san is hiding right over there! [11:00] Chio     Traitor! [11:05] Chio     Huh? This doesn't hurt at all. [11:08] Chio     Actually, it feels like I'm     wrapped in a down comforter... [11:13] Master     Well, isn't that something? [11:16] Madoka     I've perfected it... The ultimate tackle. [11:19] Madoka     Miyamo! It's been so long! [11:20] Chio     U-Um, Kushitori-senpai? [11:22] Chio     Could you forgive me     for that match already? [11:23] Madoka     It matters not! [11:25] Madoka     Right now, I'm just going     to grope your ass. [11:26] Chio     No! [11:28] Chio     Senpai! Please put me down! [11:30] Madoka     No. [11:32] Madoka     Ah... [11:34] Madoka     With every grope, [11:36] Madoka     I feel as though I'm breathing     in the purest mountain air. [11:42] Madoka     I want to play kabaddi... [11:45] Madoka     I want to feel the shape of     every female kabaddi player's ass... [11:51] Old     What a beautiful sight... [11:55] Chio     There has to be a way out of this... [11:58] Chio     I know! It should be about time— [11:59] Yuki     Kushitori-senpai! [12:02] Yuki     You really are here!     Miyamo-san messaged me... [12:06] Madoka     Yuki-chan... [12:07] Yuki     Wait, what are you doing? [12:10] Madoka     Oh, Yuki-chan, this is just... [12:12] Chio     Come to think of it, [12:13] Chio     since there's a track meet     coming up, Hosokawa-san's body [12:17] Chio     should be in perfect shape right about now! [12:20] Madoka     Perfect... shape... [12:25] Yuki     Senpai?! [12:39] Chio     If anyone can outrun her, Hosokawa-san can. [12:41] Chio     Now, all that's left is... [12:42] Chio     Manana! [12:46] Chio     Now I'm gonna grope your ass! [12:49] Old     No matter the era, [12:51] Old     they're always so energetic,     radiant, and full of passion. [12:54] Old     I feel as though I've regained     those feelings I lost so long ago. [13:04] Old     High school girls are the best, damn it! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [13:10] Old     Chio's School Road. [13:14] Yuki     I can't believe you made me a scapegoat...     You're so mean, Miyamo-san. [13:17] Manana     I know, right? That was so awful! [13:20] Chio     I'm sorry, Hosokawa-san!     I didn't know what else to do! [13:24] Yuki     Well, I guess I forgive you. Playing tag     with Kushitori-senpai was pretty fun. [13:29] Manana     Huh? [13:31] Chio     I'm usually with Manana, and it's     not like she ever apologizes, [13:34] Chio     so I don't know what to say     in situations like these! [13:34] ---     Th-Th... Th... Th-Thank— SIGN    Chio-chan Eludes [13:42] Chio     Man, that new game was so worth it! [13:45] Chio     Definitely worth the 3-year wait! [13:49] Chio     Infiltrating the base as an enemy spy     and eliminating a terrorist group, [13:54] Chio     I successfully saved America. [13:57] Chio     But man, overseas games sure like scenarios     where they're saving their own country. [14:02] Chio     Let's see... It's supposed to     be the direction the sun rises, [14:05] Chio     so I think east is that way. [14:08] Chio     You'd better thank me, America! [14:11] Chio     But in all honesty, [14:14] Chio     my commute to school after playing     a game always gets me on edge... [14:19] Chio     Especially the corners! [14:20] Chio     I mean, if there are enemies     on both sides, I'll be surrounded. [14:24] Chio     I can't help but be on edge... [14:27] Mom     Huh? [14:35] Chio     No enemies. [14:36] Chio     And then, I'll swiftly turn... [14:39] Chio     Don't let your guard down...     Don't let your guard down. [14:43] Chio     Okay. [14:51] Chio     All clear. [14:52] Chio     Come in. The path is clear. [14:57] Mom     So... um... [15:00] Mom     Takkun, make sure you always look both     ways just like that young lady did. [15:05] Takkun     Okay! [15:11] Chio     Hey, that's... Manana. [15:13] Chio     Hey! [15:14] Chio     Hold on a sec. [15:16] Chio     This terrain... It's almost like... [15:18] Chio     the one narrow path you     get in infiltration games! [15:22] Chio     The enemy hasn't noticed me yet. This is... [15:27] Chio     Manana! [15:30] Manana     Huh? I could've sworn I     just heard Chio-chan... [15:36] Chio     I'm right here! [15:39] Chio     Just you wait, Manana. [15:41] Chio     I'm going to get closer... [15:45] Chio     and just like in the game... [15:46] Chio     I'll surprise her! SIGN    Boo! [15:48] Chio     I can't wait to see the     surprised look on her face! [15:53] Manana     Was I just hearing things? [15:59] Chio     Huh? [16:00] Chio     This is a lot harder than I thought! [16:05] Chio     Whoa! That looks like it'd     come up to my waist! [16:09] Manana     Well, whatever. [16:10] Chio     Crap! I can't go further like in the game! [16:13] Chio     I-I'm going to fall! [16:15] Chio     If I fall from here, I might not     get hurt, but I'll be soaked. SIGN    Slosh [16:20] Chio     And if my bag gets wet,     my textbooks will get all wrinkly! [16:23] Chio     That must not happen! [16:25] Chio     While I still have a grip, I need to     give up on moving sideways, and... [16:29] Chio     Actually, this fence looks     awkwardly hard to scale... [16:36] [SONG] Sign     Finished [16:38] Chio     M-Manana... SIGN    Gyaaanana SIGN    Huh? What? SIGN    Could this be... SIGN    Heeeeee [16:42] Manana     C-Could this be... a ghost?! SIGN    lllllllp SIGN    Meeee SIGN    eeeeee [16:47] Manana     What? You wanna curse me? [16:50] Manana     You hate this world, right? [16:52] Manana     I'm not scared of you at all! [16:54] Manana     The humans working hard     and sweating in this world [16:58] Manana     that you hate so much are the strongest! [17:05] Manana     Hey, did I purify it? [17:08] Chio     No one cares about that. [17:10] Manana     Don't tell me... [17:14] Manana     Chio-chan! [17:15] Chio     Help! My arms can't... [17:22] Chio     W-Wait, Manana! Stop messing around! [17:25] Manana     Say, Chio-chan. [17:27] Manana     Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you fell.     You probably won't get hurt. [17:30] Chio     Huh?! [17:33] Manana     You were totally trying to play     a trick on me, weren't you? [17:37] Manana     If you keep doing crazy things like that,     you're really going to get hurt someday. [17:41] Manana     It'll probably do you some     good to endure a little pain. [17:46] Manana     Don't get me wrong.     I'm saying this for your sake... [17:50] Manana     I'm your best friend, after all. [17:52] Chio     Why do you have your camera out?! [17:53] Chio     You're kidding me! [17:55] Chio     I totally thought we'd be able to     reaffirm our friendship like this! [17:56] Manana     Hang on! SIGN    Grasp [17:57] Manana     Chio-chan! [17:58] Chio bg     Manana! [17:59] Manana     Gonna switch over to video     and add in some HD... [17:59] Chio     So that's how it's going to be... I see. [18:02] Chio     I see how it is, Manana. [18:04] Chio     Apparently, I lacked resolve myself. [18:07] Chio     I'm going to use... my last ounce of strength... [18:10] Chio     Come on, partner! [18:16] Chio     Let's both descend to hell together! [18:25] Manana     Ow, ow, ow, ow! [18:26] Manana     Wait, no! Oh, shit!     Let go! I don't wanna! [18:30] Manana     Where the hell did all     that energy come from?! [18:33] Chio     When I realized that you     were going to abandon me, [18:35] Chio     my body just moved on its own! [18:37] Manana     This bitch is more stubborn than any ghost! [18:40] Manana     What the hell are we supposed to do now?! [18:41] Chio     We'll get through it by working together! [18:44] Manana     Huh?! Why?! [18:45] Manana     You did this all on your own, Chio-chan! [18:48] Manana     Don't drag me into it! [18:50] Manana     I bet this is because of     some game again, isn't it?! SIGN    Gulp [18:53] Manana     You're seriously going to     get a game over IRL someday! [18:56] Manana     Give me a break! How stupid can you be?! [18:59] Manana     You're not a kid! You're in high school!     Do you understand that?! [19:02] Manana     Why don't you use your head     once in a while?! I swear! [19:07] Manana     Hey, wait... [19:09] Manana     She's crying?! [19:10] ---     Manana... [19:14] Chio     I'm sorry... [19:19] Chio     I just wanted to surprise you a little bit... [19:27] Manana     Okay, fine. [19:30] Manana     Let's get through this together. [19:33] Manana     So, what do you want me to do? [19:36] Chio     Um... First, could you take my bag? [19:40] Manana     Ugh... Come on. Hurry up and hand it over! [19:43] Chio     Manana! [19:47] Manana     Okay! [19:48] Manana     I got your bag! What next? [19:50] Chio     Grab my arm! [19:52] Manana     Like this? [19:54] Chio     Don't let go, no matter what! [19:57] Manana     I got it, so stop crying! [19:59] Chio     Pull as hard as you can! [20:01] Manana     Ready, and... [20:20] Chio     I'm okay now. [20:22] Chio     I'm saved! [20:25] Chio     Thank you... [20:26] Chio     Thank you so much. [20:28] Manana     I guess we can consider your surprise     somewhat of a success, too. [20:32] Chio     Now we can head to school toge— [20:35] Chio     Sorry, I let my guard down... [20:40] Chio     Manana... [20:42] Manana     I told you that I wouldn't let you go. [20:47] Chio     Manana... Hurry up and     pull me back, would you? [20:53] Manana     Uh, it's taking everything     I have to hold you up... [20:56] Manana     I think my legs have just about had it... [21:00] Chio     No, no, you're the only one who     can move right now, Manana. [21:03] Chio     Try harder. [21:06] Manana     Is that any way to talk to someone     who just saved your life?! [21:08] Chio     You haven't saved me yet! [21:11] Manana     Huh?! I don't mind letting     go of you, you know! [21:14] Chio     We're both going to fall     at this rate! Too bad! [21:16] Manana     No! You can fall by yourself! [21:18] Chio     No way! [21:19] Manana     You piss me off! I'm so going to let go! [21:27] Both     Please help us! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [21:31] Mom     Chio's School Road. [21:37] Chio     Y-You saved us... [21:39] Salaryman     That was dangerous. [21:40] Salaryman     You're students at Samejima Academy, right? [21:43] Salarayman     What are your names? [21:44] Chio     Nono— [21:44] Manana     Miya— SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:20] Yuki     Next time on Chio's School Road, [23:23] yuki     "Convenience Store Chio-chan," [23:24] yuki     "Chio-chan and the Duel,"     and "Remnants of That Day." [23:29] Yuki     Look forward to it! [23:32] Yuki     Kushitori-senpai was so fast... [23:36] Yuki     Maybe I wouldn't mind her     groping me a little bit... 7 - Convenience Store Chio-chan / Chio-chan and the Duel / Remnants of That Day Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road SIGN    Convenience Store Chio-chan [01:33] Chio     It's that day of the month again! [01:35] Chio     The day my favorite hardcore     Western game magazine goes on sale! [01:41] Chio     Gotta read it at the store before school! SIGN    Soft Serve SIGN    Soft Serve Deluxe [01:44] Andou     Welcome. [01:46] Chio     Huh? [01:48] Chio     What? [01:49] Chio     It's not here! [01:51] Chio     You can't be serious! [01:53] Chio     But this is the only local convenience store     that sells that magazine! It's a godsend! [01:57] Chio     I can't imagine it sold out     first thing in the morning. [02:01] Chio     This wasn't here last month... [02:05] Chio     A BL game magazine... [02:08] Chio     Wait, does this mean they stopped     getting Western game magazines [02:11] Chio     and started getting more BL magazines? [02:14] Chio     In a word, they've been exterminated... [02:16] Chio     It's been exterminated by h**os. [02:19] Chio     This isn't good. [02:20] Narrator     What exactly isn't good? [02:22] Nar     If we roughly explain the Western     games that Chio-chan likes so much... [02:26] nar     The protagonists are usually old guys, [02:28] nar     or guns, and the heroines are gorillas. [02:31] (Flashback) Chio     The highlight is when the     aliens operate on him, [02:34] (Flashback) Chio     and they take a buzzsaw to his legs and— SIGN    It's pretty violent [02:36] Nar     They're pretty violent and     usually don't do well in Japan. SIGN    Around the release time of a new game SIGN    Languages Interface | Full Audio | Subtitles SIGN    German French [02:41] Nar     And because of that, the few     players they have suffer... [02:44] (Flashback) Chio     It's a huge title, but there's     no Japanese version! SIGN    Official Update [02:46] Nar     You'll have to pay about 3,000 yen     more for the Japanese version. [02:50] (Flashback) Chio     They're taking advantage of us! [02:52] (Flashback) Chio     I'll still buy it, though... [02:53] Nar     This is what happens every time. [02:55] Nar     And because of those unfortunate events... [02:58] (Flashback) Chio     This game isn't popular in Japan, [03:00] (Flashback) Chio     but the series has sold over ten     million copies around the world! [03:03] (Flashback) Chio     Doesn't this mean Japanese     people's tastes are off? [03:07] (Flashback) Chio     What the hell is with Japanese RPGs, anyway?! [03:10] (Flashback) Chio     Everyone's drawn so hot that     people overseas think they're gay. [03:13] (Flashback) Chio     How the hell is this kid     even holding that weapon?! [03:16] (Flashback) Chio     Why is this barely-dressed host     guy even on the battlefield?! [03:19] (Flashback) Chio     Go back to Shinjuku! [03:20] Nar     Is what she ends up saying. [03:22] Nar     She's harboring some unjustified resentment. [03:24] Chio     If only people liked macho guys more... [03:27] Chio     Western games would catch on, [03:28] Chio     and I wouldn't have to pay an extra     3,000 yen for Japanese language packs... [03:31] Chio     All I wish for... [03:33] Chio     is the prosperity of Japanese games,     in harmony with the world... SIGN    Kyle SIGN    "I never knew you could look like that..." SIGN    Aren't you interested in my thick, full lips? [03:44] [SONG] Sign     Benedito [03:44] Guy     Aren't you interested in my thick, full lips? [03:49] Chio     Oh? [03:51] Chio     Well, considering this magazine     specializes in the subject, [03:54] Chio     it's showing a wide range of characters... [03:56] Chio     I figured all the guys     would be super scrawny. [04:00] [SONG] Sign     Benedito SIGN    To think there's a place in this country that's even hotter than my home... [04:00] Guy     To think there's a place in this country     that's even hotter than my home... [04:12] Chio     Wait... This is more extreme     than I thought it'd be, [04:15] Chio     but in a different way than Western games. [04:17] Chio     Are they even allowed to sell     these at a convenience store? SIGN    The cruel yet     mysterious man: Fukayama     "I only know of Hell." [04:20] Guy     I only know of Hell. [04:23] Chio     This old guy seems like     an experienced assassin. [04:27] Chio     Someone like him couldn't possibly... [04:29] Chio     There's no way this old guy... SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump Ba-dump... [04:32] Chio     Yeah, there's no way— SIGN    Heaven... I'm in Heavwen... [04:33] Guy     Heaven... I'm in Heavwen... [04:48] Chio     I have... 750 yen on me. [04:51] Chio     No... It's not like that. [04:53] Chio     It's not that I've accepted this, but I'll     admit that I lacked awareness of it. [04:58] Chio     I'll have to look into this further later, [05:01] Chio     so I'm just getting it for research. SIGN    Endor [05:04] Chio     The ad on the back is pretty extreme, too... [05:07] Chio     There's a barcode, so I'll have     to show it at the counter, [05:10] Chio     but it's not like the staff knows me, so... [05:12] Andou     It's such a nice day today! [05:14] Guy     R-Right. [05:15] Andou     Thanks for waiting. [05:19] Chio     Andou-san, what the hell are you doing?! [05:22] Chio     You changed jobs? [05:24] Chio     Or maybe he's working here and     still delivering papers... [05:24] Andou     Thank you! [05:27] Chio     I don't want him to get the     wrong idea about my interests... [05:30] Chio     I guess I don't have to buy this right now. [05:34] Chio     I damaged store merchandise! [05:37] Chio     It must've been when I dove earlier... [05:40] Chio     Now I have to buy it. [05:42] Chio     Yeah! SIGN    Chinese Buns [05:43] Chio     What's wrong with me buying     something in this store? [05:45] Chio     What do I have to be concerned abou— [05:48] Chio     Of course I'm embarrassed! [05:51] Chio     You've got it all wrong!     I'm a hardcore gamer! [05:54] Chio     What the hell is with this pervy ad, anyway?! [05:56] Chio     But I have to buy this... [05:59] Chio     That's it! I just have to get it     through the register, so... [06:03] Chio     Camouflage! [06:04] Chio     Since time immemorial, when guy     students would buy pervy books, SIGN    New Series [06:07] Chio     they would put a normal book on     top to make it less conspicuous. SIGN    Endor [06:11] Chio     If I just put J**p on top [06:12] Chio     so only the barcode is showing, maybe I can... SIGN    Poster and color pages to     commemorate the movie release! SIGN    New Series [06:16] Chio     All right! I'm gonna get J**p! [06:18] Chio     Wait, I can't! [06:19] Chio     If I buy the BL magazine,     I'll only have 210 yen left! [06:23] Chio     That's not enough... [06:26] Chio     And I finally set things     straight with Andou-san, too... [06:29] Chio     Somehow, it's harder to have     him think of me as a gamer [06:32] Chio     who's into this type of stuff     than as a delinquent... [06:35] Chio     I'm just going to have     to face this head-on... SIGN    Please take one SIGN    Let's Get Our Driver's License SIGN    Please take one [06:42] Chio     Hey. [06:43] Andou     Welcome. [06:45] Chio     Did you change jobs? [06:46] Andou     M-Miyamo, is that you?! [06:48] Andou     It's been a while! [06:50] Andou     Oh, uh, I work at the convenience     store this day of the week. [06:53] Chio     I-I see... [06:56] Chio     Okay, so far, so good. Now, as long     as this camouflage plan works out... [07:00] Andou     Hey! [07:02] Andou     This magazine... [07:04] Chio     It's free, right? [07:05] Andou     It's a pamphlet for driving schools! [07:08] Chio     Huh? [07:08] Andou     If you're getting a license at your age... [07:10] Andou     It's for a bike, right? [07:12] Chio     H-Huh?! [07:16] Chio     He's fully exposed! [07:18] Chio     U-Um... [07:20] Chio     Shit! [07:21] Chio     I never thought he'd be so interested     in the random magazine I picked up. [07:24] Chio     When you let me ride with you     on your bike the other day, [07:28] Chio     it felt really nice... [07:30] Andou     Huh? [07:32] Andou     M-Miyamo... Wait, don't tell me... [07:35] Andou     No, as a guy, I should be the one to... [07:39] Chio     Um... Could you recommend     a driving school for me?! [07:43] Andou     S-Sure... [07:45] Andou     That was close... [07:47] Chio     Now I've blocked Andou-san's field of view. [07:50] Chio     But what the hell am I supposed     to do about this pervy ad? [07:56] Andou     The worst would be if someone     tried to hit on her... [07:57] Chio     I know... I'll take the chocolates     next to the register, and... [07:59] Chio     Draw two! [07:59] Andou     I gotta find one with no idiots who think     driving school is for picking up chicks. [08:01] Chio     I'll eliminate the perviness! [08:04] Chio     Now it should be... [08:07] Chio     Huh? Did it somehow get pervier?! [08:10] Guy     Chocolate... [08:11] Chio     Now it looks like he's wearing     some really erotic swimwear [08:14] Chio     that makes him stand out even more! [08:16] Chio     And it's 3-D, even! SIGN    This won't work!! [08:18] Voice     This won't work. [08:19] Chio     It's probably better without them... SIGN    10 yen Chocolates [08:22] Chio     No, I've got it all wrong. [08:24] Chio     It actually wasn't enough! [08:27] Chio     How about this?! [08:36] Chio     It looks like he's wearing a tank top! [08:39] Chio     The perviness is completely gone. [08:42] Chio     This is my hand! [08:45] Chio     U-Um, it looks like this     might take a while... [08:49] Chio     So here's my email address. [08:51] Chio     Let me know if you find a good place. [08:53] Andou     Ba-dump... [08:54] Andou     Leave it to me. [08:57] Chio     Well, I have to get to school,     so could you ring me up? [09:00] Andou     Oh, right. Sure. [09:06] Andou     One magazine, and... [09:09] Andou     the sweets... um... [09:12] Chio     I'll add one more! That makes fifteen! [09:14] Andou     Huh? SIGN    Alcohol | Cigarettes SIGN    We Will Verify Your Age [09:16] Andou     Fifteen... [09:17] Chio     And here's the money! [09:20] Andou     Okay, here's your change... [09:23] Chio     I don't need a bag! [09:24] Chio     I-I'll just take it like this! [09:26] Andou     Are you sure about that?! [09:28] Andou     Huh? Wait, Miyamo! [09:30] Chio     Oh, it's fine! I'm going to     read it on my way to school! [09:34] Chio     Good, good, good! That totally fooled him! [09:37] Chio     Mission complete! Now I just have to put     it in my bag once I leave the store... [09:40] Andou     Hold it, Miyamo! [09:42] Chio     Wh-What? [09:43] Andou     I just wanted to confirm this part     in your address. Is it "bl" or "lol"? [09:47] Chio     It's "bl"! [09:49] Chio     I'll be going now. [09:51] Andou     Miyamo! [09:52] Chio     The heck?! [09:53] Andou     It's just... Are those called BL games? [09:57] Andou     You probably shouldn't walk around     with that magazine out in the open. [10:01] Chio     Huh? [10:03] Andou     Don't get me wrong. I'm not judging     your interests or anything. [10:09] Andou     But... that magazine's a bit pervy, so... [10:14] Andou     And some people are     prejudiced against that stuff. [10:17] Andou     Also, it's dangerous to     read while you're walking. [10:21] Andou     I might be meddling, [10:24] Andou     but I'm worried. [10:27] Andou     I know... Okay. [10:30] Andou     Just one second. [10:32] Andou     We have paper bags, too. [10:34] Andou     There, all set! [10:37] Andou     But to think you can't even     wait until after school... [10:40] Andou     You must really love games, Miyamo. [10:44] Chio     Yeah... [10:47] Manana     Hey, what's with all that     chocolate, Chio-chan? [10:51] Manana     Is that your lunch? [10:53] Chio     Don't judge my choices. [10:55] Manana     What? SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [10:59] Guy     Chifwo's Schfool Woad! [11:02] Game     You lose. SIGN    Yuzu: "You lose." [11:02] Kohai     Jeez... [11:03] Kohai     You finally contact me, and it's just to     ask if you can borrow my gaming console? [11:07] Andou     I'm just doing some research. [11:09] Andou     Don't pry into it. SIGN    Yuzu: "You belong to me now... Got it?" [11:10] Game     You belong to me now... Got it? [11:13] Andou     Though, I mean... I guess this isn't the kind     of game two guys should play together, huh? [11:18] Andou     It feels kind of awkward... [11:20] Kohai     A-Andou-san... I... [11:28] Chiharu     Glance... Glance... [11:31] Chiharu     Stare... SIGN    Chio-chan and the Duel [11:33] Guy A     Hey, that girl's wearing the     Eihei Girls' Academy uniform. [11:36] Guy B     That's the private school     for super rich girls, right? [11:39] Guy A     It's rare to see someone     like that around here. [11:41] Manana     Are you sure you weren't dreaming? [11:42] Chio     No! They were really there! [11:44] Manana     No way! [11:45] Chio     No, really! [11:47] Chio     But if you catch one... [11:48] Chiharu     You two! Duel with me! [11:51] Manana     It must've been something else. [11:53] Chio     No, it really was a monkey! [11:55] Manana     On your roof? [11:56] Chio     And there were two of them! [11:57] Manana     What? [11:59] Manana     Okay, then act out what     kind of monkeys they were. [12:01] Chio     Ook! Ook, ook, ook! [12:04] Chio     They kinda looked like my dad. [12:06] Manana     Hurgh! [12:08] Chio     Manana? Was it that funny? SIGN    Staaaab [12:17] Chio     Manana?! [12:18] Chiharu     Okay, I defeated the stronger-looking one. [12:21] Chiharu     You're next, four-eyes! [12:24] Chio     Wait, what the hell? [12:25] Chiharu     I challenged you to a duel, remember? [12:28] Chio     Uh, I guess I did hear something...     You were talking to us? [12:32] Chiharu     Shut up and stick out your ass! [12:35] Chio     So you can give me an enema? [12:36] Chiharu     Not an enema! This is a duel! [12:40] Chio     She goes to a really rich     school, doesn't she? [12:42] Chio     So why is she doing something so vulgar? [12:44] Chio     Wait... Maybe this isn't really     a face-off, but an "ass-off," [12:48] Chio     or something witty like that? [12:52] Chiharu     The way you move... You must     be experienced in ass-offs! [12:56] Chio     She actually called it an ass-off! [13:00] Chiharu     This four-eyes... [13:02] Chiharu     Sh-She can't be... [13:05] Chiharu     Sh-She's trying one more time! [13:10] Chiharu     I never thought I'd run     into another master... [13:15] Chiharu     of the Two Hands! [13:18] Chiharu     It's a risky stance that relies     on multiple attacks and reach, [13:21] Chiharu     but your fingers can easily get injured. [13:24] Chiharu     Everyone knows how Takagi from Class 3 [13:27] Chiharu     tried that stance half-assedly     and broke her fingers... [13:30] Chiharu     Where did you learn that? [13:33] Chio     Don't underestimate how much it sucked     going to a public grade school. [13:38] Chiharu     So you're somewhat skilled... [13:40] Chiharu     Interesting... You stupid four-eyes! [13:51] Manana     Damn it... [13:52] Manana     You reminded me of how Chio-chan     used to do this to me all the time. [13:56] Manana     So, what do you want to do? [13:58] Chio     First, we'll restrain her in a way     I found on the Internet, then... [14:01] Chio     carry her! [14:02] Manana     That looks insanely bad! [14:04] Chiharu     Pout... [14:07] Chio     Now, then... Little girl, will you     just tell us your name already? [14:12] Chiharu     Hmph... [14:13] Manana     Grr. [14:14] Manana     We want to know why you came after us. [14:17] Chiharu     Silence... [14:19] Both     You brat! [14:20] Chio     Um, could you just tell us one thing? [14:24] Chio     Why enemas? [14:27] Chiharu     Do you ask sumo wrestlers     why they wear thongs? [14:34] Chio     Wait, what? [14:36] Manana     What's with this girl? [14:39] Chiharu     I just... can't forgive girls     from Samejima Academy. [14:43] Chiharu     I targeted you two because you seemed weak. [14:47] Chiharu     That's it. [14:52] Manana     She's trying to act cool,     but she sounds super lame! [14:55] Chio     And she got her ass handed to her     by someone she thought was weak! [14:59] Both     Right? [15:02] Chio     This girl's scary, in a lot of ways. [15:04] Manana     This is more than we can handle alone. [15:07] Chio     Yeah. [15:08] Chio     Let's punish her on a social     level and make her cry. [15:10] Manana     First, we'll contact her school,     which will get her parents involved. [15:14] Chio     Then you can go to the hospital     and get a medical certificate. [15:17] Manana     What? Am I going to be a proctologist? [15:21] Chio     Come to think of it, there was a     proctologist at the Shiriyama Clinic... [15:25] Chio     Manana? Was it that funny? [15:34] Chio     Manana?! [15:36] Chiharu     Who did you say lost to you? [15:38] Chiharu     I can always trust my flexible shoulders. [15:42] Chiharu     I can still fight. [15:52] Chio     How dare you do that to Manana?! [15:54] Chiharu     You four-eyed piece of shit! [16:00] Chiharu     You can meet the same fate as pigtails! [16:03] Chio     H-Huh? [16:05] Chio     Did we... [16:07] Chio     just end up in the central area of the park? [16:10] Chiharu     This handicap is enough... [16:12] Chio     Wait! [16:12] Chio     T-Time out... [16:14] Chiharu     What?! Where'd all your enthusiasm go, huh?! SIGN    Ack Ack Ack Ack [16:18] Chio     U-Um... [16:20] Chio     We need to be quiet when     we're at the park, okay?! [16:22] Chio     Sh-Shit... [16:24] Chio     We got so into it that we     ended up in front of people! [16:28] Chio     If you think about this logically... [16:31] Chio     I'm in a serious enema     battle with a little girl... [16:33] Chio     Come on! Show me your ass!     I'm gonna stick my fingers up there! [16:37] Lady     Is this an incident?! [16:39] Chio     I just look like a dangerous person! [16:41] Chio     Her thumbs being bound     really doesn't help! [16:44] Chiharu     Say your prayers! [16:46] Chio     Bring it down a notch, damn it! [16:47] Chio     In that case... [16:50] Chio     I got her. Now I'm going to use     this momentum and get out of here! [16:53] Guy     Were they practicing how to dance? [16:55] Lady     Who knows? [16:56] Chio     Thank goodness. We're decently far now. [17:00] Chio     I'll take her into the woods     and stab her— Urf! [17:11] Chiharu     You fool. [17:12] Chio     What the hell, property managers?! [17:14] Chio     You couldn't even take care of that?! [17:17] Chiharu     You just self-destructed.     Now, I'll finish you off. [17:20] Chio     C-Could you just tell me your     motive before you finish me off? [17:26] Chiharu     Fine. My motive... [17:29] Chiharu     is to get revenge for my older brother! [17:37] Chiharu     Let go of me! Who the hell are you? [17:39] Chio     K-Kushitori-senpai! [17:42] Chio     What are you doing here? [17:43] Kushitori     I was lured here by the screams     of a woman. Now, I am here. [17:48] (Flashback) Kushitori     A woman's scream! [17:49] Kushitori     I was training for kabaddi,     and I heard a delightful yelp. [17:53] Chio     That's right... This is the park with     the woods that Senpai camped out in. [17:58] Kushitori     To think I'd find such a     cute little bunny rabbit... [18:03] Chiharu     I'm gonna shove one right up your ass! [18:06] Kushitori     All right! Fine by me! [18:12] Chiharu     Huh? [18:13] Kushitori     Go on... Bring it! [18:17] Chiharu     What's with this ass? I've stuck my     fingers up many an ass before, but... [18:22] Chiharu     I-I'm not sure how,     but there's something different! [18:27] Chiharu     If I were to stick my fingers up her ass, [18:30] Chiharu     I have a feeling it'll be something     other than an ass-off... [18:33] Kushitori     Do you see now? [18:37] Kushitori     You shouldn't recklessly hurt another     woman's body, or harm your own. [18:44] Kushitori     Womanhood should be     polished, lovely maiden. [18:48] Chio     Yup. [18:51] Kushitori     As a lady, you need to grow up     more aware of what you are. [18:55] Kushitori     You mustn't get so caught     up in such vulgar games. [19:01] Chio     You heard her! [19:06] Chiharu     Dumbasses! Dumbasses! Dumbasses! Dumbasses! [19:09] Chiharu     Dumbasses! [19:13] Kushitori     What's your relationship with that girl? [19:15] Chio     I don't actually know her.     She just attacked me out of nowhere. [19:19] Kushitori     That must've been rough. [19:21] Kushitori     Well, I'm going to head to school. [19:23] Chio     Oh, okay... [19:25] Chio     Senpai saved me... [19:29] Chio     Manana?! SIGN    Menacing [19:30] Manana     That little brat... I'm going to kill her! [19:33] Manana     I'm going to stick both     my hands up her ass [19:35] Manana     and give her an appendectomy myself... [19:38] Chio     Yikes... What am I going to do with her? SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [19:41] Chiharu     Chio's School Road. [19:46] Manana     I hate her... I hate that     little brat so much... [19:49] Chio     You're not going to sit? [19:50] Manana     My ass hurts... [19:52] Chio     What about lunch? [19:53] Manana     I'm not hungry... [19:55] Chio     What if you run into that girl again? [19:56] Manana     If that happens... [19:58] Yuki     Manana-chan, want to go to the school shop? [20:00] Manana     I'm going to kill— Let's go! [20:03] Chio     Man, you're talented. SIGN    Remnants of That Day [20:10] Chio     What's up? [20:12] Manana     That old lady's been sitting     there a lot lately, hasn't she? [20:16] Manana     She's always looking down... [20:20] Manana     Come to think of it, my dad mentioned SIGN    Breakfast     Toast     Omelet [20:23] Manana     that the place across     from where she's sitting [20:26] Manana     used to be a forest with really     pretty hydrangeas blooming. [20:34] (Flashback) Gramps     It's pretty. [20:36] (Flashback) Grams     Yes. [20:38] (Flashback) Gramps     Well, you know... [20:40] (Flashback) Gramps     If we both continue to be healthy, [20:42] (Flashback) Gramps     shall we come here to look     at them again every year? [20:47] (Flashback) Grams     Yes. [20:48] Manana     And even now, after losing her husband, [20:52] Manana     she continues to look for     remnants of the past... [20:55] Manana     Yet our modern society [20:57] Manana     cares nothing about their memories     and builds right over them [21:01] Manana     with huge boxes made of     concrete, steel, and glass, [21:04] Manana     before anyone will even notice... [21:12] Chio     Pardon me, ma'am... [21:14] Chio     Would you like to have a chat with us? [21:20] Game     There! That's it! Right there! [21:24] Grams     Aw, shit! I broke my combo! [21:27] Guy     Hey! [21:28] Guy     Stop sitting there just     so you can use our Wi-Fi! [21:31] Guy     How many times do I have to tell you that? [21:33] Guy     I don't want to be like this,     but it's a service for our customers. [21:37] Guy     Would it kill you to come in and     have a coffee once in a while? [21:39] Grams     Shut up! Go to hell! [21:45] Guy     Hey! We're going to block your device! [21:50] Grams     I'll just hack into it anyway! [21:55] Grams     Dumbass, dumbass, dumbass! [21:56] Grams     See you tomorrow. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:30] girl     Next time on Chio's School Road, [23:32] girl     "Yuki-chan Doesn't Care," "Chio Fisher," [23:34] girl     and "Momo-chan's Story." [23:36] Girl     Look forward to it! [23:37] Girl     Just a little chocolate tank top! 8 - Yuki-chan Doesn't Care / Chio Fisher / Momo-chan's Story Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road SIGN    Yuki-chan Doesn't Care [01:46] Manana     So then what? [01:47] Chio     And then... [01:48] Chio     You kick up like, bam! [01:50] Manana     That seems so weak. [01:51] Yuki     Chio-chan! Manana-chan! [01:54] Chio     Oh, it's Yuki-chan. [01:55] Yuki     Good morning! [01:57] Both     Good— [02:09] Chio     Y-Yuki-chan, wh-what are you wearing? [02:13] Yuki     There's a track meet this weekend,     and I've just been so excited about it! [02:19] Yuki     Shall we head to school? [02:20] Chio     Huh?! [02:21] Chio     This isn't a joke? [02:23] Manana     Hey. [02:24] Chio     So, uh, about what you're wearing... [02:28] Yuki     Hmm? [02:29] Chio     U-Um... [02:32] Chio     She's actually not embarrassed about it... [02:35] Chio     Then again, I guess she does     track meets wearing that, [02:38] Chio     so maybe it's rude to think     she might get embarrassed... [02:42] Chio     That's... [02:44] Chio     really cute! [02:46] Yuki     I know, right? [02:46] Manana     You're so wishy-washy! [02:49] Manana     Really, it looks great! [02:50] Manana     But I never knew Yuki-san was like this. [02:51] ---     Yay! [02:54] Manana     After walking to school     together a few times, [02:56] Manana     we're close enough that     I can call her by name... [02:58] Manana     and I thought she was just the popular     character type, but also... naïve? [03:02] Manana     She may say that she doesn't     care, but this outfit... [03:07] Manana     is way too sexy! [03:09] Yuki     What do you think? [03:09] Manana     And Chio-chan's acting like that. [03:10] Chio     Yeah, that's cool! [03:11] Manana     All right, fine. [03:14] Manana     I didn't think Yuki-san     was that type of person, [03:16] Manana     but I know how to deal     with embarrassing people! [03:22] Manana     I'm not Chio-chan, but I don't want to     stand out for the wrong reasons, either. [03:26] Manana     I'm going to knock some     common sense into Yuki-san. [03:29] Manana     Yuki-san. [03:31] Manana     Can you come with me to the     convenience store over there? [03:34] Yuki     Sure! [03:37] Manana     It's the convenience store     nearest the station! [03:39] Manana     I never come here because     the lines are too long, but... [03:45] Manana     It's so crowded. SIGN    Convenience Store [03:47] Manana     I call this the "I Put On Something     Random to Go Shopping Nearby, [03:51] Manana     But They Didn't Have What I Was Looking For, SIGN    Department Store [03:53] Manana     So I Went Downtown and Suddenly,     I'm Embarrassed by How I Look" plan! [03:56] Manana     I-I'm not usually dressed like this... SIGN    Commence Plan [03:58] Manana     Commence plan! [04:04] Guy     A high school girl's bare legs... [04:06] Lady     Is that a swimsuit? [04:06] Manana     Great reactions, everyone. [04:14] Yuki     So what are you going to buy? [04:16] Manana     Uh, this new bread they got in. [04:18] Manana     They're totally staring, Yuki-san! [04:22] Yuki     Ooh, a penguin! [04:24] Manana     All the guys are sneaking peeks at     her, but she really doesn't care. [04:29] Yuki     Are you done? [04:29] Manana     At this point, I'll just have to be direct! [04:32] Manana     Yuki-san, because of how you're dressed... [04:36] Manana     Everyone's staring at you. [04:41] Yuki     Yeah, it's so exciting!     It's like I'm at a track meet! [04:44] Manana     Wait, what? [04:46] Yuki     I mean, I'm sure she's surrounded by even     more people at track meets, but... [04:50] Manana     Could it be that Yuki-san's an exhibitionist? [04:53] Manana     She's on a different level than the     Kabaddi Club's Kushitori-senpai, [04:56] Manana     but maybe Yuki-san is that type... [04:58] Manana     What's your best event again, Yuki-san? [05:00] Yuki     The 1,500-meter run! [05:02] Yuki     Huh? Where's Chio-chan? [05:05] Manana     Oh, she said she was going to the bathroom... [05:08] Chio     Sorry to keep you waiting! [05:12] Yuki     Wow, a tennis skirt! [05:15] (Flashback) Manana     What's that? [05:16] (Flashback) Chio     I'm going to wear it at my match. [05:18] Manana     I guess she did mention that she     had her club outfit today... [05:26] Manana     Don't tell me... [05:28] Manana     She actually sacrificed herself to     make things a little less awkward? [05:33] Manana     You've grown so much, Chio-chan. [05:37] Yuki     A pen is a pen, but what's     a pen that's this long? [05:41] Manana     Wait, that's not it... [05:42] Yuki     Here's a hint... It was     at the convenience store. [05:44] Manana     She just wants to hide her     face, plain and simple! [05:48] Manana     She couldn't just leave Yuki-san behind, [05:51] Manana     but she also doesn't want to stand out. [05:54] Manana     So she's taking advantage     of Yuki-san's presence SIGN    Stares [05:57] Manana     and wearing her tennis     skirt as a mini disguise. [06:00] Manana     This way, Yuki-san won't feel bad, [06:03] Manana     and with her face hidden, [06:04] Manana     people will know she's in the soft     tennis club, but not who she is. [06:07] Manana     To ensure her peaceful high school life, [06:09] Manana     she's always willing to     take below-average risks... [06:12] Manana     This is Chio-chan's art     of being below average! SIGN    Art of Being Below Average [06:18] Manana     You'd actually go that far... [06:21] Manana     Yuki-san! [06:22] Yuki     What is it, Manana-chan? [06:24] Manana     You said that your best event     was the 1,500-meter run, right? [06:27] Yuki     Yup! [06:29] Manana     I just happened to look at a map,     and it just so happens [06:32] Manana     that we're 1,500 meters away     from school right now! [06:37] Manana     Wait, is she ignoring me? [06:41] Yuki     Really? [06:42] Manana     She heard me! [06:44] Manana     Yuki-san may be an exhibitionist,     but she loves running even more. [06:48] Manana     Just a little push, and... [06:49] Manana     You know, there's such a nice breeze today. [06:55] Manana     If you just happened to run to school on a     day like this when there's a nice tailwind... [07:00] Manana     I bet it'd feel really nice... [07:06] Manana     It's working! [07:08] Manana     You can leave us behind and run. [07:12] Both     Huh? [07:14] Chio     Wait, that's not good. [07:16] Chio     If Yuki-chan leaves,     I'll stand out in this skirt! [07:24] Chio     Manana! [07:26] Chio     Hey, wait! I think it'd be more fun     if we all went to school together! [07:30] Chio     Don't you, Yuki-chan? [07:32] Manana     Yuki-san, I'll hold your bag for you. [07:35] Chio     But we promised we'd all go     to school together today! [07:38] Yuki     Wait, that hurts... [07:42] Chio     I won! [07:45] Manana     I found something cool at the     convenience store earlier. [07:48] Chio     What? [07:54] Chio     Y-You wouldn't... [07:56] Manana     On your marks... Get set... [08:01] Yuki     Take my bag for me! [08:10] Manana     Chio-chan, you look mighty     cute in that skirt. [08:13] Chio     Yeah, well, I... [08:15] Manana     I guess we should head to school. [08:17] Chio     Um... [08:18] Chio     Please be merciful.     Let me change somewhere. [08:22] Manana     What? Oh, I don't know... [08:27] Chio     Man, Yuki-chan's intense. [08:29] Manana     I'm not sure if I should     call her brave, or... [08:33] Manana     What? [08:34] Chio     I was just remembering how     something similar once happened. [08:36] Chio     A long time ago, when we were     going to the local pool... [08:39] (Flashback) Manana     Chio-chan! [08:41] (Flashback) Chio     Mana— SIGN    Nonomura [08:42] (Flashback) Manana     Here I am! [08:43] (Flashback) Chio     What the?! We're supposed     to change once we get there! [08:45] Chio     You came already dressed in your swimsuit. [08:50] Chio     And then... [08:51] Manana     Let's not talk about that! [08:53] Manana     We're not going to talk about that! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [08:56] Manana     Chio's... School Road... [09:00] Manana     By the way, why do you play soft tennis     when we have a normal tennis club, too? [09:04] Chio     Because soft tennis is a lot more fun. [09:06] Manana     Are the two that different to begin with? [09:09] Chio     They're totally different! [09:10] Chio     Soft tennis balls are made of rubber, [09:12] Chio     so when you stick them into     the space in your racket [09:15] Chio     and swing as hard as you can... [09:17] Chio     The ball flies super far,     and it's so much fun! [09:19] Manana     That's why?! SIGN    A super easy diet without exercising!! SIGN    Chio Fisher [09:21] Chio     I'm so glad I was born in this day and age! [09:24] Chio     So, like... [09:27] Chio     This new game's so action-packed! [09:29] Manana     Really? [09:31] Chio     Are you listening, Manana? SIGN    A super easy diet without exercising!! [09:32] Manana     Hmm? Yeah, I'm listening. [09:36] Chio     So what do you think they'd do if     they got caught in a narrow alley? [09:39] Chio     There aren't even any doors around! [09:41] Chio     What would you do, Manana?! [09:45] Chio     The answer is... You hold out both     of your arms and legs, like this... [09:49] Chio     You get it? Your body is in the air, and... [09:56] Chio     Manana! [09:58] Manana     I gained two kilos, so I'm     in a life or death situa— [10:00] Manana     What? [10:02] Chio     Like this! [10:07] Manana     Uh... The hell? [10:11] Chio     And then... [10:13] Chio     Bang! [10:14] Chio     Manana, you're not supposed to dodge! [10:18] Manana     It must be fun being you, Chio-chan. [10:20] Manana     As for me, there are so many diet methods [10:23] Manana     that I don't know which one I can trust... [10:25] Ushida     Hey, you're Nonomura-san, right? [10:28] Ushida     It's been a while! [10:30] Ushida     Hey. [10:32] Manana     Ah... [10:33] Manana     Who's he?! [10:36] Ushida     I'm one of Yuki-chan's     running friends, Ushida. [10:39] Manana     What?! From that one time?! [10:42] Manana     Wow! You lost so much weight! [10:45] Ushida     It's all thanks to Yuki-chan. [10:47] Manana     It's because you worked so hard, Ushida-san! [10:48] Ushida     No, I really owe it all to her. [10:51] Manana     Is she that amazing? [10:52] Chio     Uh, Manana-san... [10:52] Ushida     She is! [10:54] Chio     You seem to be having fun down there,     but did you forget about me? SIGN    Mugita Café [10:58] Ushida     Exercise is obviously important,     but so is your lifestyle! [11:01] Manana     Ah, your lifestyle. [11:02] Ushida     Carbs are key, too. [11:04] Manana     Wh-What are carbs? [11:05] Chio     This pose completely exposes my panties... [11:05] Ushida     They're called carbohydrates... [11:09] Chio     It doesn't look like Manana's     going to shoo Ushida-san away... [11:13] Chio     Actually, depending on how you look at this, [11:15] Chio     I might look like some nympho trying     to show Ushida-san my panties... [11:18] Chio     Lookie, lookie! [11:22] Chio     I need to escape upward so my     panties aren't as visible. [11:25] Chio     Too bad you weren't able to     see my panties, Ushida-san. [11:33] Chio     No one's noticed me. [11:36] Chio     Wait... Is this basically     the game world right now? [11:41] Chio     I lurk in the shadows, fade into     darkness, and strike my enemies! [11:46] Chio     I'm the ultimate spy... Chio Fisher. SIGN    Chio Fisher [11:52] Guy     Whoa, a spider! [11:55] Guy     Damn it. Ever since they built     that building next door, [11:58] Guy     it's so humid here, and we     get way more more bugs. [12:02] Guy     I hate bugs. [12:05] Chio     Shit... At this rate... [12:10] Guy     Yasui! We had a spray to get     rid of spiderwebs, didn't we? [12:14] Guy     Could you get it for me real quick? [12:16] Yasui     Sure thing. [12:17] Chio     Shit! He's going to see me! [12:19] Chio     This is my only chance! [12:24] Chio     This guy's huge, so they won't     be able to see me from inside! [12:31] Yasui     Spray... [12:32] Guy     Hey, get the one on the bottom, too. [12:35] Yasui     Sure. [12:36] Guy     Get into that corner more. Right there, idiot. [12:37] Guy     Oh, here? [12:38] Yasui     Spray... [12:49] Chio     Th-That almost gave me a heart attack! [13:01] Chio     Oh, man... I'm having so much fun! [13:05] Chio     I want to keep at it!     I should just go to the top. [13:09] Chio     If this were a game and I went     somewhere you usually can't go... [13:14] Chio     there'd be an amazing     rare item waiting for me! [13:19] Ushida     Well, I'll be going now. [13:21] Manana     Okay. Thank you so much! [13:24] Manana     Oh, yeah, Chio-chan— [13:26] Manana     What?! [13:29] Manana     Chio— [13:33] Manana     It probably wouldn't be good to make a fuss... [13:38] Manana     What? When did she get all the way up there? [13:45] Chio     Safe. [13:49] Manana     What the hell... are you doing?! [13:55] Chio     Just a little more... [13:56] Manana     You're always senselessly     putting yourself in danger... [14:06] Girl 1     Oh, there you are. [14:08] Girl 2     Sorry about that. [14:42] Salaryman     She seems a bit young to be here... [14:47] Manana     Um... [14:49] Manana     My dad forgot his lunch,     so I brought it for him. [14:55] Salaryman     Such a nice girl... [14:58] Salaryman     By the way, who's your dad? [15:05] Salaryman     I guess she didn't want to say. [15:12] Salaryman     She might just be at that age. [15:15] Chio     Man, this feels so nice! [15:18] Chio     And now, a selfie. [15:21] Chio     Hey, Manana, are you watching? [15:23] Manana     Actually, yes, I am. [15:29] Chio     Ma... na... na... [15:34] Manana     Chio! [15:37] Chio     Whenever Manana calls me "Chio," [15:40] Chio     it means she's super pissed off! [15:43] Chio     W... Wait, Manana! [15:55] Manana     Chio! [16:06] Manana     Just let me hit you at times like these. [16:13] Chio     Manana! [16:17] Chio     Thank goodness! [16:20] Manana     Wh-What? [16:25] Chio     You have no athletic ability, [16:27] Chio     so I thought you were going to fall     to your death when you jumped. [16:37] Chio     Manana! [16:42] Chio     But you came for me... [16:47] Chio     I see. [16:50] Chio     So the rare item I found     on the roof was friendship. [16:56] Chio     Now, then... [17:04] Chio     Since Manana was able to make     it through this building, [17:07] Chio     it's probably a safer route. [17:08] Chio     Okay. [17:13] Salaryman     Hey, that girl... She said she     was bringing her dad's lunch... [17:18] Chio     Lunch? Oh, so that's how... [17:21] Chio     Yes. She's actually the oldest of ten, [17:25] Chio     and her family's going     through some rough times... [17:28] Chio     She's been lying that she's on a diet [17:29] Chio     so she could spare more food     for the rest of her family. [17:33] Chio     Then she messaged me from the bathroom     here, saying that she suddenly felt ill. [17:37] Salaryman     Wh-What... What a nice girl! [17:42] Chio     And now, we run! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [17:43] Guy     Chio's School Road! [17:47] Manana     By the way, you should probably delete     that picture you took on the roof. [17:51] Chio     Huh? B-But I didn't take a picture... [17:54] Manana     Liar! I know there's something! SIGN    Momo-chan's Story [18:03] Girl     The water tastes so good! [18:04] Girl 2     But should we really drink     this much tap water? [18:08] Momo     Yes, it's perfectly fine. [18:10] Momo     You might be worried about the chlorine, [18:12] Momo     but the chlorine level in Japan's water     is much lower than rest of the world. [18:16] Momo     This school is a fairly new building,     too, so the pipes are still— [18:21] Girl     Sorry, I wasn't that interested. [18:24] Girl2     Man, you're mean. [18:26] Guy     She's so annoying. [18:29] Guy     Morning. [18:37] Momo     There's something I don't understand. [18:39] Momo     That student isn't following the dress code, [18:43] Momo     so why doesn't Gotou-sensei,     the student counselor, say anything? [18:52] Momo     Good morning. [18:55] Gotou     Good morning. [18:59] Momo     I'll do better today. SIGN    Your day should start with a cheerful greeting SIGN    Let's     conserve     paper [19:02] Momo     My idea the other day failed. [19:04] Momo     It probably looked like I was     showing off my knowledge. [19:07] Momo     I need to work harder for everyone. [19:10] (Flashback) Teacher     That's all from me.     Any comments or questions? [19:14] (Flashback) Momo     Yes, ma'am. [19:16] (Flashback) Teacher     Yes, Shinozuka-san? [19:18] (Flashback) Momo     Regarding our results on the last test, [19:20] (Flashback) Momo     our class scored lower     than the other classes. [19:23] (Flashback) Momo     So, this is just my own method, SIGN    How do we increase our class's average? I propose an effective method for studying at home After school Free time | Studying at home time [19:25] (Flashback) Momo     but I put together some ideas for     how to study at home effectively. [19:28] (Flashback) Momo     I was hoping it would be useful to everyone. [19:31] (Flashback) Momo     The key factor in this study method... [19:34] (Flashback) Guy     Sorry, it's time for club,     so I'm gonna get going. [19:38] (Flashback) Guy     Same here. [19:40] (Flashback) Girl     I'm going home, too. [19:41] (Flashback) Girl 2     I don't study at home, anyway. [19:44] (Flashback) Girl     What was that? [19:45] (Flashback) Gil     A new way for the     goody-two-shoes to annoy us? [19:47] (Flashback) Guy     Shinozuka's unbelievable. [19:49] (Flashback) Momo     U-Um... [19:51] (Flashback) Teacher     Shinozuka-san... [19:52] (Flashback) Teacher     Our lessons follow the curriculum guidelines, [19:57] (Flashback) Teacher     so if you have any concerns     with how we're teaching... SIGN    Combustible Waste     Remember to separate your trash [20:04] Momo     There's something I don't understand. [20:06] Momo     Why? Why? Why? Why? [20:14] Gotou     Hold it. [20:17] Momo     Why? [20:18] Momo     Why? [20:21] Momo     Why is it just me?! [20:25] Gotou     The reason I stopped you is because [20:28] Gotou     you looked like you wanted me to stop you. [20:31] Gotou     Don't you want someone to listen     to what you have to say? SIGN    How do we increase our class's average? I propose an effective method for studying at home After school Free time | Studying at home time [20:37] Gotou     What an interesting idea. [20:39] Gotou     Splitting everyone up into     groups based on their clubs [20:41] Gotou     to find out their strengths and weaknesses... [20:43] Gotou     There are parts that are slightly biased,     but there are also parts that I agree with. [20:48] Gotou     Most importantly, this is     filled with good intentions. [20:53] Gotou     Say, Shinozuka, why don't you     join the disciplinary committee? [20:57] Gotou     If you speak as a member     of the disciplinary committee, [20:59] Gotou     it might be easier to     get through to everyone. [21:02] Gotou     I'm sure you'd be perfect for the position. [21:06] Momo     No... [21:07] Momo     I'm sure there are many others like me. [21:10] Gotou     No, we don't need someone like you.     We need you, Shinozuka. [21:18] Momo     No... I... [21:24] Momo     I-I... SIGN    Disciplinary SIGN    Unkempt clothes could lead to disciplinary disorder SIGN    Student Council     Preparation Room SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:22] manana     Next time on Chio's School Road, [23:24] manana     "Chio-chan Changes Her     Image" and "Flat Cut." [23:28] Manana     Look forward to it! [23:30] manana     Next time, we'll finally have     scenes where I do this, [23:33] manana     and even a little bit of that... [23:34] manana     I'll show you! I'll show you     everything! Please watch! [23:38] manana     Just kidding. 9 - Chio-chan Changes Her Image / Flat Cut Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road SIGN    Chio-chan Changes Her Image [01:31] Mom     Even in high school, you're still     cramming the night before the test? [01:35] Chio     This is a valid strategy for test-taking. [01:37] Mom     Here. Have a midnight snack. [01:40] Mom     Well, do your best. [01:44] Chio     It's just memorization of liberal arts stuff. [01:47] Chio     If I work real hard tonight, I should be     able to secure a below-average score. [01:54] Chio     Wait... how do you write the second     kanji in "authority" again? [02:02] Chio     That's the last thing I remember. [02:05] Chio     Before I knew it, I was     having a shootout online. [02:08] Chio     Then I suddenly got shot and yelped... [02:10] Chio     After that, my mom came in,     and we got into an argument... [02:13] Chio     Then I got pissed off,     so I went to bed sulking! [02:15] Manana     Wow... [02:17] Manana     So does that mean you haven't     studied for today's test at all? [02:21] Chio     Pretty much. [02:22] Chio     But... [02:23] Chio     I have my ultimate last resort strategy. [02:25] Manana     Strategy? Don't tell me you're     going to pray to God or something. [02:29] Chio     Please, God, I implore you! SIGN    Offerings [02:30] Chio     Please, God, I beg of you! [02:38] Chio     Okay, that should do it! [02:40] Chio     I mean, I even offered a hundred yen! [02:43] Chio     Now I shouldn't have any     problems with my test! [02:45] Chio     In fact, my whole life will be at peace! [02:48] Manana     Jeez, you're optimistic. [02:49] Manana     There's no way a selfish     wish like that would— SIGN    Offerings [02:52] Roshi     Your wish... SIGN    Offerings [02:53] Roshi     has been granted! [02:56] Both     Wh-Who's there?! [03:01] Roshi     It's me! The Great Avatar! [03:03] Both     You're... [03:05] Chio     ...the guy who was with Kushitori-senpai     at the park... the master! [03:08] Roshi     It's been a while. [03:10] Manana     What the hell is he even doing here? [03:12] Roshi     Miyamo. [03:13] Chio     Hey, he remembered my name. [03:14] Roshi     You seemed to be troubled about your test. [03:18] Roshi     I never forget the name of a high     school girl once I've heard it... [03:23] Roshi     Never! [03:24] Chio     So, uh, what do you want? [03:27] Roshi     I thought I'd give you a word of advice. [03:30] Roshi     Despite how I look, I was     once considered an elite. [03:35] Roshi     I am a winner when it comes     to the academic world. [03:37] Manana     Oh, yeah. He did mention that he     was a successful salaryman before... [03:37] Roshi     I know how the world works. [03:41] Roshi     You don't even need to try     that hard in your studies. [03:45] Chio     What? Really? [03:46] Roshi     Listen well... [03:48] Roshi     Girls should be concentrating more     on how to improve their looks [03:51] Roshi     than on their academic scores! [03:53] Both     He actually said it! [03:55] Roshi     Listen, I saw it countless times     while I worked at the trading firm. [04:00] Roshi     When it came to hiring women, [04:02] Roshi     they would hire based solely on their     looks, and not their academic history. [04:07] Roshi     And so, Miyamo... [04:09] Roshi     I shall remake you! [04:12] Roshi     Let's make you street smart! [04:15] Chio     I mean... I know there might be     some advantages to being pretty, [04:20] Chio     but you've got to be somewhat     decent to begin with. [04:23] Chio     And when unattractive girls try too hard, [04:26] Chio     they get targeted and end up getting hurt. [04:30] Chio     A girl as below average as me wouldn't... [04:33] Roshi     Not to worry. [04:37] Roshi     You are beautiful, my dear. [04:39] Roshi     You are without a doubt     a diamond in the rough, [04:42] Roshi     and I want you to let me polish you. [04:44] Chio     Huh? [04:46] Chio     Manana... [04:51] Manana     You never realized it? [04:53] Manana     I've thought that this whole time! [04:56] Chio     I'll do it! [04:58] Manana     This is getting interesting! SIGN    Chio-chan's SIGN    Beautification Project SIGN    Begins [05:04] Roshi     Now you will also enjoy life in easy mode! [05:07] Chio     I'm counting on you, sir! [05:09] Roshi     I need your help, young one. [05:11] Manana     Uh, sure... [05:12] Manana     But where did you get those wigs and props? [05:15] Roshi     Well, you see, underneath this shrine     is where I store all the things I find. [05:20] Manana     Blasphemy! [05:21] Roshi     All right, how about we take a     look at your natural face, Miyamo? [05:26] Roshi     Could you take your glasses off? [05:28] Chio     Oh, sure... [05:32] Both     Her face is so dull! [05:34] Roshi     To be honest, I started this just for fun, [05:37] Roshi     but this is going to be     harder than I thought. [05:40] Roshi     How do I put this...     Your face is really plain. [05:44] Manana     Jeez. Your whole personality     basically relies on your glasses. [05:48] Roshi     But her glasses add to her     gloominess, so we'll keep them off. [05:51] Chio     You're saying something different now... [05:54] Roshi     First, we've got to do something     about your lame hairstyle, [05:56] Roshi     so we'll try this long-haired     wig and see how it goes. [06:01] Manana     Now she's just some online game invalid     who's been shut in for three years! [06:04] Roshi     The long hair makes you look like     M-Monsieur Kamayatsu. It suits you. [06:08] Chio     Oh, really? Who's that? [06:08] Manana     Th-That wig is way too bleached! [06:11] Roshi     Let's hurry up and get this styled! [06:13] Chio     Ooh, that's a nice sound. [06:15] Manana     Look at those movements! He's so experienced! [06:17] Manana     This old man is definitely not normal. [06:23] Manana     She just stepped out of the Showa era! [06:25] Manana     But wait... The usually     conservative Chio-chan [06:25] Roshi     This is the Monroe hairstyle. [06:27] Manana     Wow... What's a Monroe? [06:28] Manana     is actually positively trying     to change her image... [06:31] Roshi     I'll leave her makeup to you. [06:33] Manana     All right... [06:34] Manana     I'll use all of my power [06:37] Manana     to guide you toward becoming a popular kid! [06:41] Manana     Mana Mana Mana Mana Mana     Mana Mana Mana Mana... [06:45] Roshi     L-Look at her go! [06:48] Manana     My goal... is to do the huge eyes     makeup that's so in right now! [06:56] Roshi     Scary! [06:58] Manana     I gave it my all. [07:01] Roshi     R-Right... [07:02] Chio     Hey, so how do I look? [07:04] Roshi     Yikes! She talked! [07:14] Both     What a total failure... [07:16] Manana     What the hell's with that weird hairstyle?! [07:19] Roshi     I never thought her face would look     that plain without the glasses! [07:22] Roshi     That's why I thought I'd at least     make her hair look fancy! [07:25] Manana     And what do we do about the fact that she's     so excited to look in a mirror right now?! [07:28] Roshi     Also, what the hell is with that makeup?! [07:31] Manana     I couldn't help it, okay? The more I     experimented, the more fun it became! [07:34] Roshi     What?! So this was premeditated?     How can you call yourself her friend? [07:37] Chio     Hey, hey! Are you guys done talking? [07:41] Roshi     A-Anyway, we need to figure out what     to do with that sad little monster... [07:45] Manana     R-Right... [07:46] Roshi     What should we do? Start over? [07:48] Manana     We definitely don't have that much time. [07:51] Roshi     I knew something was off as soon     as I put the blonde wig on her. [07:55] Manana     Oh, actually, so did I. [07:57] Manana     The thing with Chio-chan is...     her face is dated. [08:02] Manana     So whenever I do her makeup,     I always go overboard. [08:06] Roshi     What should we do? [08:07] Roshi     Should we just stick that horse mask     on her head and make a run for it? [08:09] Manana     Uh, I'll end up seeing her at school. [08:14] Manana     Th-This should... [08:16] Roshi     You're right! With her     dull face, that should... [08:20] Manana     Chio-chan! Forget everything we just did! [08:23] Roshi     And if we just stick this on— [08:28] BG     Indeed. [08:30] Both     It looks so good! [08:31] Roshi     W-We finally found it!     The hairstyle that fits you best! [08:35] Manana     I-It's absolutely perfect!     Why hadn't I realized it before?! [08:38] Chio     What? That good? So my image     has successfully been changed? [08:42] Roshi     Heck, yes! [08:43] Chio     I don't look weird at all? [08:45] Manana     You bet your ass you do! [08:47] Chio     D-Do I look a little sexy, too? [08:51] Manana     Oh, w-well... [08:51] Chio     Do you think guys will like me? [08:52] Manana     Crap... That was the whole point... [08:56] Roshi     Uh... Um... [08:58] Roshi     Well, to be honest... [09:00] Roshi     You could be in a dirty mag! [09:02] Chio     I've ascended to that level? [09:04] Manana     Hey, why'd you put it like that? [09:06] Roshi     Well, the pretty ladies in the old Japanese     paintings basically looked like that. [09:10] Manana     Still, I mean... [09:12] Chio     I see... So I look that different     just by changing my hairstyle... [09:12] Manana     That hair doesn't go with her uniform at all! [09:16] Chio     Actually, I guess that happens     all the time in stories. [09:19] Chio     Hey, you two. [09:21] Chio     Smooch. Thank you. [09:26] Chio     As of today, I'm finally graduating     from being below average... [09:31] Chio     I guess I'll start stealing     boys' hearts, one after another. [09:37] Chio     Say, you two... [09:40] Chio     Do you want to see the new,     reborn, sexy Chio-chan? [09:54] ---     Just a little bit... [10:11] ---     Fujiyama tempura! [10:14] ---     Oh, behave. [10:17] ---     All right! [10:18] ---     Your mother's topknot. [10:30] Chio     Well? How was that absolutely     sexy pole dancing? [10:34] Roshi     Shit... [10:35] Manana     What should we do? [10:36] Chio     Was it worthy of the new Chio-chan... [10:42] Chio     Hey, this is my usual hairstyle. [10:45] Chio     Manana? [10:46] Manana     Yeah! [10:47] Manana     So, actually, um, uh... Y-Y-Yeah! [10:51] Manana     Uh, so basically... [10:53] Manana     Chio-chan, when you're     your below average self, [10:56] Manana     you're the most precious and most beautiful... [11:01] Chio     Huh? Wait, so what was all that     about being in a dirty mag? [11:04] Roshi     Well, I just meant that if you     weren't popular to everyone, [11:07] Roshi     there'd still be a need for you somewhere. [11:12] Chio     I see! I get it. [11:16] Chio     This was all a waste of time! [11:18] Chio     I'm going to school! [11:19] Manana     Hey, wait! [11:21] Chio     If I fail, it's both of your faults! [11:22] Roshi     See you again! [11:24] Roshi     How fun. I got to play with high school     girls again first thing in the morning. [11:29] Roshi     But you know... [11:30] Roshi     There's just one thing I     want you to remember... [11:34] Roshi     The only ones who are able to play with wigs [11:38] Roshi     are those blessed enough     to not truly need them. [11:42] Girl     Chio's—God, I beseech you!—School R— SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [11:45] Manana     When the hell did you     learn how to pole dance? [11:49] Chio     Well, there was this pervy bar     in some game I was playing, [11:53] Chio     and I ended up watching it all day     one day because I was bored... [11:56] Chio     And I just picked it up it naturally. [11:58] Manana     So her life as a girl is basically over. SIGN    Flat Cut [12:09] Chio     Man... [12:11] Chio     Aren't these water pipes that     are placed above rivers great? [12:16] Manana     I'm sorry, how? [12:18] Chio     This fence... The slippery surface. [12:21] Chio     They definitely made it difficult for     anyone who wants to try to walk across. [12:25] Manana     Uh, yeah. You're not supposed to walk on it. [12:26] Chio     But right in the middle is a resting point. [12:29] Manana     Uh, that's not a resting point. [12:31] Chio     It's sort of like a man     who's strong and strict, [12:33] Chio     but still has some kindness in him... Right? [12:37] Manana     Chio-chan... [12:39] Manana     No, I don't get it! [12:41] Manana     And the fact that you anthropomorphized     a bridge makes you sound like a fujoshi— [12:44] Chio     Who are you calling a fujoshi, damn it?! [12:45] Manana     Whoa, you flipped! [12:46] Manana     I mean, I found a BL game magazine in your room! [12:50] Chio     Huh?! [12:52] (Flashback) Manana     There seems to be something under here... [12:57] Chio     Th-That's just... I just     accidentally bought it... [13:00] Chio     I only look at it every once in a while... [13:03] Chio     Let's forget about that! I want to talk     about how cool that water pipe looks! [13:07] Manana     And I'm telling you that normal     girls wouldn't care about that! [13:10] Chio     What?! [13:12] Chio     But it looks so cool! [13:14] Guy     Let's get married! SIGN    Let's get     married!! [13:15] Chio     If someone p-p-proposed to me up there,     I'd probably say yes without thinking. [13:21] Manana     You don't even have a boyfriend! [13:23] Manana     You seriously just said propfbt— [13:24] Chio     Shut up! Who cares?! [13:28] Chio     Jeez! [13:30] Manana     Man, that was hilarious. [13:32] Manana     I seriously have no idea     what your basis for "cool" is. [13:36] Manana     At this rate, you'll never find a... [13:39] Manana     Isn't that... [13:43] Chio     Huh? Andou-san? [13:46] Manana     A newspaper? SIGN    Saitou [13:51] Andou     Andou-style newspaper delivery technique... [13:55] Andou     Heaven Destroyer! [14:00] Both     A-Amazing! [14:03] Andou     Oh, hey! I didn't see you guys there! [14:05] Manana     What? [14:06] Andou     I guess you saw me really getting into it. [14:10] Andou     That was my last one, so I     got a little too excited. [14:13] Manana     Wait, he was totally showing off, right? [14:17] Chio     Th-That was amazing! What was that?! [14:19] Manana     Chio-chan?! [14:21] Andou     It's nothing... [14:22] Manana     Chio-chan... She's showing*     so much interest in this. [14:25] Manana     If this is what Andou-san was     after, that would mean... [14:27] Chio     That's amazing! [14:30] Manana     Andou-san likes Chio-chan, right? [14:31] Chio     Like this? [14:31] Andou     More of a whip motion. [14:33] Andou     Yeah. [14:33] Andou     See ya. [14:35] Manana     Huh? [14:38] Manana     He seemed to leave pretty quickly. [14:42] Manana     Huh? Did I have the wrong idea? [14:45] Manana     Maybe he just genuinely... [14:49] Manana     Huh? [14:50] Andou     Now that that's done,     I guess I'll have a smoke. [14:55] Andou     Oh, right. I forgot I quit. [14:58] Manana     He's not actually talking to himself, is he? [15:01] Andou     I'll have a cigar instead. [15:04] Manana     He just leveled up! [15:17] Manana     I mean, it suits him, but... [15:21] Andou     Oh, hey, Miyamo. [15:21] Chio     Is that one of those cigar things?! [15:23] Andou     Yeah, it is. [15:23] Chio     I've never seen one before! [15:25] Manana     Now I know for sure... [15:25] Chio     Wow! A real cigar! [15:27] Manana     Everything Andou-san does     is to appeal to Chio-chan! [15:31] Manana     Which means Andou-san likes Chio-chan! [15:35] Manana     And somehow, Andou-san's slightly-off     way of seeming appealing [15:38] Manana     is a home run with Chio-chan! [15:41] Manana     They might actually end     up a couple at this rate! [15:44] Manana     I don't think Chio-chan has a clue,     but seriously, what kind of pairing is this? [15:48] Manana     I always figured Chio-chan would go out     with a guy who'd be depicted like this... [15:54] Manana     Andou-san probably doesn't have     much of an academic record, [15:57] Manana     but what's scary about his type is... [15:59] Manana     They totally turn their lives around! [16:01] Manana     A former delinquent uses     his personality and actions [16:04] Manana     to go out into society and     somehow makes it super big... [16:07] Manana     There are plenty of stories like that. [16:07] Andou     Get yer ass out here! SIGN    Supermarket Sashisu [16:11] Manana     Imagine the impending future... [16:14] Manana     Ugh... Veggies went up in price again. [16:18] Manana     Also, the water's really     heavy when I buy it here. [16:20] Manana     If I could afford even a small car... [16:24] Manana     A convertible? [16:26] Manana     Really? On a chilly day like this? Wait... [16:29] Manana     Chio-chan?! [16:29] Chio     Oh, hey, Manana! [16:32] Manana     You bought another new car? [16:34] Chio     Yeah, we did! [16:35] Chio     My honey insisted on getting     a convertible, and... [16:39] Andou     Well, I'm not very smart. [16:41] Chio     But I got this lovely coat in return, so... [16:44] Chio     Are you riding your bike because     you're worried about your health? [16:48] Manana     Y-Yeah, something like that. [16:49] Chio     Good for you! [16:50] Chio     If you ever buy a car, you should     totally get a foreign one! [16:53] Chio     Though they tend to be more expensive     because of the exchange rate. [16:53] Manana     I see... [16:55] Chio     But once you get used to having the     steering wheel on the left side, [16:58] Chio     these parking lots become a pain! [17:01] Manana     Really? [17:01] Chio     The parking ticket machines     are always on the right side! [17:05] Chio     At least supermarkets in the city     have ticketing machines on both sides! [17:08] Manana     I see! [17:13] Manana     Glare. [17:19] Chio     Hey... What the hell was that? [17:23] Manana     You had a lot of bugs on your clothes. [17:25] Chio     Well, don't crush them! [17:26] Chio     Why?! How could you?! [17:26] Manana     Think... Think, damn it! [17:29] Manana     And figure something out... [17:30] Manana     to ensure Chio-chan's below     average and happy future... [17:34] Manana     I'm pretty sure Andou-san will     try something again up ahead. [17:38] Manana     Something Andou-san would do... [17:41] Guy     Hey, girls. Why don't we get some tea? [17:42] Guy     The one with black hair is cute. [17:43] Guy     The one with the pigtails is totally my type. [17:43] Manana     He'd probably ask his friends to surround us. [17:44] Guy     I'd go for the one on the right. [17:45] Manana     And then... [17:47] Andou     Are you all right, Miyamo?! [17:48] Chio     I love you! [17:50] Manana     Nah, he wouldn't actually     do anything like that... [17:55] Andou     You like that? [17:57] Andou     You don't need to rush. [17:59] Manana     This dude... [18:00] Manana     might actually be just an idiot. [18:03] Manana     I think what he wanted to do was this, [18:06] Manana     but you can tell this was all a     setup because of that umbrella... [18:10] Manana     What's Chio-chan's reaction?! [18:12] Chio     H-Huh? That cat's... George?! [18:16] Chio     Andou-san! That cat! [18:18] Andou     Oh, this is... [18:24] Andou     Um... [18:26] Andou     Okay, time for my next plan! [18:27] Manana     What? Did he actually say that out loud?! [18:31] Manana     I'm starting to feel like it'll     be okay, even if I leave it alone. [18:36] Chio     Could it be that Andou-san...     actually likes me? [18:43] Manana     Huh, what?! Why?! [18:44] Chio     Well, he messages me every once in a while... SIGN    It's hot today. I think ice cream would taste really good on a day like this. That farm-fresh kind is really good. [18:48] Manana     Huh? When did they     exchange email addresses?! [18:50] Manana     Wait... Are they already that     close without my knowing? [18:55] Chio     M-Manana? [18:55] Manana     Oh, I see. [18:56] Manana     Chio-chan might seriously leave me     in the dust on this school road. [19:02] Manana     A shadow?! [19:03] Manana     That's probably Andou-san.     What's he going to do now? [19:18] Andou     N-Nailed it! [19:22] Andou     I coincidentally found out at     work that Miyamo is into BL! [19:27] Andou     Ever since then, I've been     playing those games nonstop, [19:29] Andou     and watched a ton online for research! [19:32] Andou     You recognize this, don't you, Miyamo? [19:35] Sign     I love you, Shouhei. SIGN    Masaomi: "I love you, Shouhei." [19:37] (Flashback) Andou     Th-This is it! [19:39] Andou     The classic scene of the super famous     BL game Endor known as the foot slam! [19:43] (Flashback) Andou     So, apparently, Bloody Butterfly is just a... [19:43] Andou     I even got my subordinate     to help me out with this. [19:44] (Flashback) Lady     Welcome! [19:46] (Flashback) Sub     Huh? [19:47] (Flashback) Andou     You're the only one I can ask! [19:49] (Flashback) Sub     I-If it's for you, Andou-san... [19:51] (Flashback) Sub     I-I'm really going to do this. [19:53] (Flashback) Andou     Yeah! Put all your weight on me! [19:59] Andou     It'll be fine... If I can get through this... [20:03] Chio     Hey! That's the foot slam from Endor! [20:05] Chio     You know so much about BL,     Andou-san! Let's talk! [20:07] Andou     Her smile... [20:16] Andou     Huh? [20:17] Andou     Miyamo? Please realize what this is... Quick! [20:21] Chio     Manana, what's going on over there? [20:26] Andou     Let me introduce you... [20:27] Andou     This is my boyfriend. [20:30] Andou     We're so in love that I don't     care who sees. Got that? [20:33] Manana     PS... My body is super flexible. [20:36] Chio     Right?! [20:37] Manana     Actually, yeah, that's all this looks like... [20:40] Manana     Well, we shouldn't interrupt. [20:42] Chio     We'll just be going. [20:43] Andou     H-Huh?! [20:45] Girl 1     Hey! That's from Endor! [20:51] Chio     Man, what a sight to see     first thing in the morning... [20:53] Manana     I guess we were just headed the same way [20:55] Manana     because he was going to see his boyfriend... [20:59] Manana     What's wrong, Chio-chan? [21:01] Chio     Well, I was just thinking... [21:05] Chio     I said that Andou-san might like me... [21:07] Chio     and now I'm really embarrassed... [21:10] Chio     Ugh! It's not like anyone would     ever fall for someone like me! [21:15] Manana     What? That's not true... [21:17] Chio     It is! No one would fall for me! [21:19] Chio     Ugh, I'm so embarrassed! [21:22] Manana     That's not true. [21:25] Andou     Damn it! [21:26] Andou     It was going so well, but it somehow failed! [21:29] Andou     Sorry to drag you into this and     make you do something so weird... [21:33] Sub     It's okay... [21:34] Sub     I didn't even mind... [21:39] Manana     Chio's School Road... Bam! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [21:42] (Flashback) Andou     I managed to get Miyamo's email address. [21:45] (Flashback) Andou     Today's the day I ask her on a date! SIGN    Cancel | New Message To: Miyamo Subject: This might seem sudden It's hot today. I think ice cream would taste really good on a day like this. That farm-fresh kind is really good. [21:48] (Flashback) Andou     Not too direct, but not too distant... [21:50] (Flashback) Andou     I-I have no idea what that     means, but maybe this works... SIGN    Received message From: Miyamo To: Me Subject: If you consider cost and value, you're actually better off if you chomp on some juice you chilled in the freezer. [21:53] Chio     If you consider cost and value, [21:54] Chio     you're actually better off if you chomp     on some juice you chilled in the freezer. [21:57] (Flashback) Andou     I got rejected! SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:30] girl     Next time on Chio's School Road, [23:32] girl     "Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content,     and the Press Conference," [23:34] girl     "Thousand Spring," and "Andou and George." [23:36] girl     Look forward to it! [23:37] girl     Currently (toubun), sugar content     (toubun), and divide (toubun)! 10 - Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content, and the Press Conference / Thousand Spring / Andou and George Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road SIGN    Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content, and the Press Conference [01:35] Chio     And then my dad also wanted one, [01:37] Chio     so he built a smoker in our yard. [01:39] Chio     He smoked some salmon, and every     cat in the neighborhood came by. [01:43] Chio     Next thing we knew, over half— [01:44] Momo     U-Um! [01:46] Chio     Jeez, you scared me! [01:47] Chio     Momo-senpai? [01:49] Momo     I'm sorry to do this out of     the blue, but you see... [01:52] Both     You want to talk to us about something? [01:54] Momo     Yes, um... [01:56] Momo     This is something only you two can do... [02:01] Chio     What?! Does this involve Gotou-sensei? [02:05] Momo     Y-Yes. How did you know? [02:07] Manana     Don't tell me... you're going     to confess your love for him! [02:11] Momo     A-Actually, I want to buy and     immediately eat some sweets. [02:15] Both     Say what? [02:16] Chio     What's that got to do with Gotou-sensei? [02:20] Momo     Well, you see... [02:22] (Flashback) Momo     Sensei, all these sweets were thrown     away in the corner of the courtyard. [02:27] (Flashback) Momo     If they were going to eat these in a group,     they should've just gone to someone's house. [02:31] (Flashback) Momo     Why bother eating them at school? [02:34] (Flashback) Goto     I'm sure it's similar [02:35] (Flashback) Goto     to how the more people need to get up,     the more they just want to sleep in. [02:45] (Flashback) Momo     R-Right... [02:48] Momo     I ended up acting like I knew what     Gotou-sensei was talking about... [02:53] Chio     Yeah, that analogy sucked. [02:55] Momo     I thought about it long and hard later, [02:58] Momo     and I thought he meant that     I could possibly understand [03:01] Momo     what the other students were feeling     if I also broke the rules... [03:06] Momo     But I can't allow myself to     eat sweets in the courtyard, [03:09] Momo     so I thought I'd buy and eat some     sweets on the way to school... [03:12] Momo     but, um... [03:14] Momo     I can't seem to find the     courage to do it alone... [03:18] Manana     Got it! [03:19] Chio     Leave this to us. [03:24] Chio     But really, you're pretty     amazing, Momo-senpai. [03:28] Chio     You're willing to break the     rules for the person you love. [03:32] Momo     Wh-Why are you saying it like that? [03:34] Momo     And I'm not that much     of a goody-two-shoes... [03:38] Manana     Where should we go? Inoyama? [03:40] Chio     Yeah. [03:47] Momo     M-Miyamo-san... Nonomura-san... [03:50] Momo     That... qualifies as property damage! [03:53] Momo     You shouldn't pick flowers     from someone else's yard! [03:57] Chio     But we've been picking and sucking the     flowers from here since we were little. [04:01] (Flashback) Manana     It's so yummy! [04:03] (Flashback) Chio     Right? [04:04] Manana     Let me go ask real quick. [04:07] Manana     She said it's fine. [04:08] Momo     Huh? [04:08] Momo     Um, I, um... [04:13] Manana     Momo-senpai! You want to try     sucking one, too, don't you? [04:17] Chio     Don't move. We'll consider this an     appetizer for the upcoming sweets. [04:21] Momo     I-I couldn't! [04:23] Manana     It's fine. This is all our doing. [04:31] Momo     It's so sweet! [04:33] Both     M-Momo-senpai? [04:36] Momo     Wowie! I never knew the nectar     from flowers was so sweet! [04:39] Momo     It's so aromatic, and the     flavor is so profound! [04:43] Momo     I almost feel like a honey... bee... [04:51] Momo     N-Now I've done it... [04:53] Chio     Wait. Did she sound slightly     different just now? SIGN    Huh... [04:57] Chio     I guess you have a real     sweet tooth, Momo-senpai. [05:00] Chio     Who would've thought? [05:01] Momo     Yes... It's beyond a sweet tooth.     I mean, you saw what happened. [05:06] Momo     Even my family gets weirded out,      so I can only eat sweets at home alone. [05:11] Chio     She acts like that by herself? [05:13] Momo     The reason I asked you two to come with me [05:16] Momo     is also to have you stop me     if I do anything weird [05:18] Momo     after buying and consuming the sweets. [05:21] Manana     Then why don't you eat snacks that     aren't sweet, like rice crackers? [05:27] Manana     I guess she'd rather just eat sweets. [05:30] [SONG] Sign     Inoyama Shop [05:30] Chio     It's that shop right over there. [05:32] Chio     It's not on the way to our school,     so you won't see any of our students there. [05:37] Manana     You can eat while you're in the store, too. [05:39] Momo     Wow, I've never been to such a place. [05:44] Lady     I told you. I'm watching     the store for Grams today, [05:46] Lady     and these shops open early. [05:49] Momo     Pardon me. [05:50] Lady     I've got a customer. SIGN    End Call [05:52] Lady     Hello, there. [05:54] Momo     I'd like these, please. SIGN    Milk [05:58] Lady     What's up with this girl? That bloodlust... [06:01] Chio     I'd like these, please. [06:03] Lady     At least she's normal. [06:13] Momo     I will now make my first-ever attempt at     consuming sweets right after buying them. [06:17] Both     Okay! [06:22] Momo     Gotou-sensei, please forgive me. SIGN    Let's do this!! SIGN    Chihuahua Sauce [06:27] Momo     Here I go. [06:28] Lady     I've never seen someone undo     the wrapper so delicately. [06:29] Both     Go! [06:32] Lady     What the heck? [06:33] Momo     If I lose myself like I did earlier, [06:37] Momo     please stop me, even if you have to hit me. [06:39] Momo     Promise me you will. [06:41] Both     Got it! [06:48] Momo     This is... I see... It's a bit different     from regular chocolate. [06:56] Momo     So yummy! [06:57] Momo     This sweetness that hits you before     the aroma of the cacao is fantastic! [07:03] Lady     What?! [07:04] Momo     Plus it's only ten yen,     and there's even a biscuit inside! [07:07] Momo     This is indeed a surprise! [07:09] Momo     And to finish it all off, this butteriness [07:11] Momo     is a sweet surprise!     Because you know... sweets! [07:17] Momo     This sensation of the caramel     getting stuck in your teeth! [07:20] Momo     It's been too long! [07:22] Chio     Oh, I get it. [07:24] Chio     This is how Momo-senpai is normally. [07:27] (Flashback) Momo     If I say anything strange, please stop me. [07:31] Chio     This reminds me of the time a Western     horror game was released in Japan... [07:35] Chio     Because the Japanese distributor     decided to censor it, [07:36] Guy     Wait, stop! Wh-What are you doing?! [07:37] Chio     most of the super violent     scenes were completely black. [07:39] (Flashback) Chio     What the hell is going on?! [07:41] Chio     Is there ever a reason to simply put     a lid on something that stinks? [07:45] Chio     No... If this is Momo-senpai's true form... [07:50] Chio     Then... [07:51] Both     Then... [07:55] Both     These sweets are so damn good! [07:57] Manana     Have a taste, Momo-senpai! [08:00] Momo     What? Really?! [08:01] Chio     But of course! [08:04] Momo     Wh-What is this?! It's so sweet and sour! [08:06] Chio     I know, right?! [08:07] Manana     Have another! [08:08] Lady     U-Uh... [08:10] Momo     The contrasting texture between     the wafers and cream is superb! [08:13] Manana     These banana things are awesome!     Om nom nom nom nom... [08:16] Momo     I love those, too! SIGN    Cherry SIGN    Melon SIGN    Watermelon [08:18] Momo     I'll just have to do the forbidden     "three flavors at once" technique! SIGN    Watermelon SIGN    Melon SIGN    Cherry [08:23] Momo     Hokkaido... The inside of     my mouth is now Hokkaido... [08:27] Chio     Momo-senpai, we're about     to run out of sweets! [08:29] Momo     Very well! I will allow you to buy more! [08:34] Chio     U-Um... these... here. [08:37] Lady     Oh, she sort of returned to normal. [08:40] Chio     Senpai, here are the relief supplies! [08:42] Momo     Excellent work! [08:44] Momo     We'll put this cola powder     into the cola, and... [08:48] Momo     The perfect cola is now complete! [08:55] Momo     It's so sweet! [08:57] Momo     Have a taste, you two! [08:58] Chio     Thanks! [09:01] Chio     So sweet! [09:03] Momo     I know, right?! [09:04] Momo     Please give us some kind of prize     for this unprecedented invention! [09:07] Manana     In that case... [09:08] Both     Have the Nobel Fizzy Drink Prize! [09:12] Momo     I'm allowed to have such an honor? [09:14] Lady     Congrats! [09:18] Momo     Thank you so much, everyone! [09:20] Momo     I'm the recipient of the     Nobel Fizzy Drink Prize, [09:22] Momo     and my name is Shinozuka Momo! [09:24] Both     Whoa! It's a press conference     for the award ceremony! [09:26] Both     How will you use this     technology in the future? SIGN    Air Mic [09:28] Momo     Well, I plan to develop     this technology even further, [09:31] Momo     and one day, I'll marry Gotou-sensei! SIGN    Marr SIGN    Marriage [09:41] Momo     Why didn't you stop me? [09:44] Chio     Because you looked so happy, Momo-senpai. [09:48] Manana     So how was your first experience     buying and consuming? [09:51] Momo     Well, i-i-it was... [09:54] Momo     so much fun! [09:56] Chio     Huh?! Wh-Why are you crying?! [09:58] Momo     Thinking about how I'll never     be able to do it again is just... [10:03] Chio     Then let's have a sweets party     at your house sometime, Senpai. [10:07] Momo     What? Really? [10:12] Momo     I'm sorry, Gotou-sensei,     to ask for a day off without warning. [10:17] Sensei     Don't be. It's good to     let loose once in a while. [10:22] Momo     Um, I... think I understand now. [10:28] Sensei     I smell chocolate, cola, and caramel. SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [10:33] Chio     Chio's School... [10:35] (Flashback) Chio     What are your thoughts on mint chocolate? [10:38] (Flashback) Momo     Huh? Mint chocolate? [10:40] (Flashback) Momo     I think people are rather     split on it overall, [10:44] (Flashback) Momo     but I love it. I find it refreshing. [10:47] (Flashback) Both     So there is someone who likes it! SIGN    Thousand Spring [11:02] Chio     Hey! It's that girl! [11:06] Chio     Gotta contact Manana. [11:13] Chio     Her uniform... [11:15] Chio     She's headed in a different direction     than her school, Eihei Girls' Academy. [11:18] Chio     She must be scheming something... [11:23] Andou     Damn it. There's still some left in here. [11:25] Andou     Honestly, what if it explodes in the truck? [11:30] Andou     And there's a bottle right next to it. [11:33] Andou     To think that I hadn't even thrown out     trash from my own place until recently... [11:37] Andou     The bottles go with the bottles!     The cans go with the cans! [11:39] Andou     Whoa! A stuffed animal! Creepy! SIGN    Extra Large     Portions SIGN    Plain Jane     with Glasses     220 minutes [11:44] Andou     Plain Jane... with Glasses... 220 minutes! [11:48] Andou     I wonder if this is still watchable. [11:50] Andou     No, I... But maybe just a little... [11:53] Andou     No, I'm throwing it away! [11:54] Andou     Ow! [11:56] Andou     What the... [11:58] Andou     Chiharu! [11:59] Andou     Huh? What are you doing here? [12:01] Chiharu     What the hell are you doing here, Mayu-nii? [12:04] Andou     Huh? I'm working my shift     at the convenience store. [12:07] Chiharu     Stop working! SIGN    Bonk [12:09] Chiharu     I thought you were going to be the     world's best motorcycle gang member! SIGN    Bonk SIGN    Bonk SIGN    Bonk SIGN    Bonk SIGN    Bonk SIGN    Bonk [12:12] Andou     Yeah, but... SIGN    Bonk SIGN    Bonk SIGN    Bonk [12:13] Chiharu     Stop working! It's so lame! [12:16] Chiharu     When you had your team,     you were so cool! SIGN    Starry Night Squad [12:19] Chiharu     You always smelled like blood and steel!     I looked up to you! [12:21] Chiharu     Now look at you! [12:24] Chiharu     You've never even taken     the garbage out at home! [12:25] Andou     C-Calm down! Okay? [12:29] Chiharu     Why the hell am I going to     private school to study?! [12:32] Chio     A-Andou-san... [12:35] Chio     Do you know her? [12:38] Andou     Yeah. She's my— [12:41] Andou     Hey! Calm down! [12:42] Andou     This is Andou Chiharu. [12:45] Andou     She's my sister, and she's     ten years younger than me. [12:47] Chiharu     What?! You know Mayu-nii? [12:50] Andou     Wait, you know Chiharu, Miyamo? [12:52] Chio     She stuck her fingers up my ass     out of nowhere the other day. [12:55] Andou     The hell?! [12:56] Andou     What do you think you're doing?! [12:58] Chiharu     I didn't just do it randomly. We were     engaging in actual ass-to-ass combat. [13:01] Chiharu     The one who has to clean up     after flower arrangement class [13:03] Chiharu     is always decided during     lunch with ass-to-ass combat. [13:05] Andou     I can't tell if this is supposed     to be elegant or vulgar... [13:07] Andou     So why are you going after Miyamo? [13:10] Andou     Why? [13:11] Chiharu     To find your woman. [13:15] Chiharu     It was completely unnatural for you     to just up and leave your team, [13:18] Chiharu     so I gathered some information myself. [13:20] (Flashback) Guy     The hell you want, you stupid little brat? [13:22] (Flashback) Chiharu     I'm Andou's little sister! [13:25] (Flashback) Chiharu     What happened to my brother? [13:30] (Flashback) Chiharu     Tell me now! [13:31] (Flashback) Guy     A-A woman from Samejima— [13:32] (Flashback) Guy 2     You dumbass! You're gonna get killed! [13:34] (Flashback) Guy     But... [13:35] (Flashback) Guy 2     Sorry, but we can't say anything. [13:38] Chiharu     Samejima? A woman from Samejima Academy? [13:44] Chiharu     Then I'm going to find this bitch... SIGN    Kill her [13:47] Chiharu     and kill her. [13:48] Chio     Uh, kill her? [13:50] Chiharu     I targeted this four-eyes     here to use as a pawn [13:52] Chiharu     so I could find that woman,     since they go to the same school. [13:55] Andou     Hey, Chiharu, listen... [13:57] Chiharu     You don't have to hide it. I know! [13:59] Chio     Uh... She's got quite a     few things wrong here, [14:02] Chio     but she's essentially looking for me, isn't she? SIGN    Soft Serve [14:05] Chio     I thought everything was     settled with Andou-san, [14:08] Chio     and I doubt anything good will     come of telling her it's me, so... SIGN    Not my problem [14:11] Chio     Not my problem. [14:12] Chio     You can take care of it. [14:15] Andou     Well, you see... [14:17] Chiharu     I get it. It was amazing, right? [14:21] Andou     Y-Yeah. [14:22] Chiharu     It was so amazing that you     even changed your lifestyle. [14:25] Chiharu     That sx... [14:29] Chiharu     She's like a succubus who lives at     a love hotel... and Mayu-nii, you... [14:34] Chio     Who are you calling a succubus?! [14:36] Chiharu     That reaction... You must be Mayu-nii's woman! [14:40] Chio     We're not going out! And I'm a virgin! [14:41] Andou     Chiharu! Where did you learn such language?! [14:44] Chio     Also, why do you keep calling him Mayu-nii?! SIGN    Soft Serve Deluxe [14:46] Andou     Oh, my name's Mayuta... [14:48] Chio     I see! [14:50] Chiharu     What? So this four-eyes here     took you out in a single blow? [14:54] Andou     That's right. As you mentioned,     I ended up losing in a duel with her. [14:58] Andou     I quit the team because of     the promise I made then. [15:00] Andou     That's all. [15:01] Chio     Yeah, I guess it's something like that... [15:05] Chiharu     I can't accept that! [15:07] Andou     Chiharu! [15:08] Andou     Do my eyes look like they're lying? [15:13] Chiharu     N-No, but... [15:15] Chiharu     Th-Then prove it to me! [15:18] Chiharu     I simply can't believe that she     took you out with one punch! [15:22] Chiharu     If she does it right in front     of me, then I'll believe it. [15:24] Chiharu     But I'm pretty sure four-eyes     over there can't do it! [15:27] Andou     Chiharu! [15:28] Andou     You're not actually saying you*     want Miyamo to hit me, are you? [15:32] Chio     Andou-san... [15:34] Andou     Miyamo... [15:35] Chio     Fight! [15:36] Andou     What?! Are we seriously doing this? [15:38] Chio     Of course we are! [15:39] Chio     I can't let this end with your little     sister treating me like some slut! [15:43] Chiharu     Well, it's the truth! [15:44] Chio     Don't worry. It won't hurt. [15:46] Andou     R-Right... [15:47] Chio     I'll dislocate his jaw like last time. [15:50] Chio     Here I go! [15:54] Andou     Ow... [15:56] Chio     Sorry! [15:57] Chio     I got so nervous, it threw my aim off. [15:59] Andou     R-Right... [16:02] Chio     One more time! [16:03] Andou     Yeah! [16:04] Andou     Concentrate. I'm going to move with     her so she can hit me in the jaw. [16:08] Chio     Here I go. [16:09] Andou     Bring it. I'm ready— [16:10] Andou     She got me on the other side?! [16:11] Andou     Th-The left? [16:13] Chio     Oh, sorry. My right elbow hurt. [16:16] Chiharu     See?! You were lying! [16:18] Chio     Last one! [16:19] Andou     All right, bring it! [16:20] Andou     Recreate what happened back then. [16:24] Andou     For that to happen, I need to... [16:26] Andou     scare Miyamo. [16:31] Andou     All right, bring it. [16:33] Andou     H-Huh? [16:34] Chiharu     What? What happened? [16:37] Chio     H-Huh? Wh-What the? U-Uh... I-I... [16:40] Andou     Um, I... [16:41] Chio     U-Um, how was it? [16:44] Andou     H-How was it? I, uh... What?! [16:47] Chio     H-H-H-H-Huh?! [16:49] Chio     No, I, uh... I mean... [16:52] Andou     I-I... [16:54] Chiharu     Hey! What the heck's going on? [16:55] Andou     Sorry! [16:56] Manana     You're in the way! [17:00] Manana     I finally found you, you little shit! [17:06] Chio     That's right... Chiharu-chan     put Manana's ass through hell, [17:11] Chio     so she's super pissed off! [17:12] Chiharu     M-Mayu-nii, are you okay? [17:14] Chio     Andou-san was just standing nearby... [17:17] Chiharu     Sh-She took Mayu-nii out with one hit... [17:19] Chiharu     D-Don't tell me... [17:21] Chiharu     That woman is actually Mayu-nii's... [17:24] Chiharu     Mayu-nii's real woman. [17:25] Manana     Kill... Kill... [17:27] Manana     I'll pull your intestines out     yer ass and pickle them... [17:32] Chiharu     Bring it on, you bitch! Come at me! [17:35] Chio     Don't! [17:36] Chio     She's bad news when she     actually gets pissed off! [17:39] Chio     If she ever got a boyfriend     and he cheated on her, [17:41] Chio     she'd chop him up and throw     the pieces into the sea! [17:44] Chio     Shit, this isn't good.     I won't be able to stop them. [17:47] Chio     Someone's going to die! [17:53] Chiharu     M-Mayu-nii... [17:55] Chiharu     Wh-Why? I thought she knocked you out. [18:01] Andou     Stop. [18:03] Andou     If you lay a finger on my     sister, I'll kill you. [18:06] Chio     This isn't good... She actually     took Andou-san out earlier. [18:09] Chio     I need to stop Manana! [18:11] Manana     Oh, okay. Got it. [18:15] Chio     Wait, why is she being so obedient? [18:17] Chio     Oh, right. I keep forgetting,     but Andou-san was a delinquent. [18:22] Chio     He used to sit atop the school caste system. [18:25] Chio     Of course there's no way we, [18:27] Chio     members of the below     average club, could beat him. [18:31] Chio     On the other hand... [18:33] Chio     She can be as cruel as she wants to be [18:35] Chio     against those who are below     us, like grade schoolers. [18:39] Chio     Scary... She's super scary. [18:42] Chiharu     Mayu-nii's still unconscious. [18:45] Chiharu     He subconsciously protected me. [18:50] Guy     Oh, there you are! [18:52] Guy     Hey, we're waiting to get rung up in here. [18:55] Andou     I'm sorry about that! I'll be right there! [18:57] Guy     What were you doing? Get it together, man. [19:03] Chio     All's well that ends well... I guess? [19:06] Chio     So basically, we're just— [19:09] Chiharu     I got it. [19:11] Chiharu     If either of you were his real girlfriend,     he wouldn't get that angry... And... [19:15] Andou     I'm so sorry about that. [19:17] Andou     Thank you! [19:20] Chio     He actually looks pretty     cool working, too, huh? [19:23] Chiharu     Shut up! You dumbass! [19:26] Chiharu     Stop acting like you understand. Damn it. [19:29] Chio     Hey, are you over it now? [19:31] Manana     Delinquents are scary! [19:34] Chio     Oh... nope. [19:35] Chiharu     Chio's School Road! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [19:38] Manana     I couldn't do a damn thing... [19:40] Chio     Uh, well, you did punch     Andou-san in the face. [19:44] Manana     Huh?! [19:45] Chio     Though you both might not remember that. [19:48] Manana     Come to think of it, I still feel     a slight tingling sensation. [19:51] Manana     Thinking about that makes     me feel sort of relieved. [19:54] Chio     I guess it didn't matter who you got     to take your frustrations out on... SIGN    "Andou and George" SIGN    Soft Serve Deluxe SIGN    Please don't feed the cats SIGN    Cat Food SIGN    Andou SIGN    They got closer. SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:30] girl     Next time on Chio's School Road, [23:32] girl     "Chio in the Middle of     the Night" and "Apocri." [23:35] girl     Look forward to it! [23:36] chio     Who are you calling a succubus?!     But... how was I? 11 - Chio in the Middle of the Night / Apocri! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road SIGN    Chio in the Middle of the Night [01:31] Chio     Go, go, go! [01:32] Chio     Hurry! Hurry! [01:39] Chio     There it is! The safe! [01:41] Chio     Alpha! Charlie! Make it rain bullets! [01:43] Both     Got it. [01:44] Chio     We'll advance toward the wall from the side. [01:46] Chio     Delta, ready the RPG. [01:48] Delta     Roger. [01:50] Charlie     Now! Run! [01:59] Chio     All right, clear! [02:01] Chio     The next wave is coming. Stand by! [02:03] Chio     It's here! [02:05] Chio     RPG! [02:09] Chio     A clean hit! Just a little more, boys! [02:11] Delta     Take this! SIGN    Congratulations.     Now the safe's right in front of you. [02:17] All     Woohoo! We did it! [02:20] Delta     It's all thanks to you, Bloody Butterfly! [02:24] Chio     No problem! [02:28] Alpha     We're finally at the safe! [02:31] Delta     Get the equipment out! [02:33] Chio     And now... to finish this. [02:42] All     Hey, a stun grenade. [02:47] Alpha     A stun grenade?! [02:49] Chio     The six million dollars     in the safe... is all mine! [02:56] Charlie     You bastard! You betrayed us! [02:58] Delta     I'll kill you! [03:01] Chio     Say what you want! [03:24] Mom     Chio! Have you been up     playing all night again?! [03:29] Mom     Huh? [03:39] Chio     What the heck, Mom? [03:42] Mom     You left the light on again! [03:45] Mom     You can't get good sleep with lights on. [03:47] Mom     I won't come wake you up if you oversleep! [03:52] Chio     You're the one who's keeping me up. [03:56] Mom     Honestly... I don't know how     to turn off your computer, [04:00] Mom     so you need to turn it off     before going to bed! [04:02] Chio     Now she's just being a sore loser,     still trying to lecture me... [04:02] Mom     You always tell me not to touch your     things, but you never do it yourself. [04:05] Chio     I win. [04:06] Mom     I told you, we're trying to     cut our electricity bill. [04:09] Mom     You'd better get up yourself tomorrow! [04:11] Mom     I'm not waking you up! [04:23] Chio     Shit! Shit! I'm pretty sure     I blasted them all away, [04:27] Chio     but if any of them survived, [04:29] Chio     they've probably beaten the crap out of me! SIGN    "Your comrades are dead. The money's all yours." SIGN    Base points Bonus points Kill points [04:47] Chio     I got six million dollars! [04:55] Chio     That was probably the most epic game [04:57] Chio     I've ever played in my     whole online gaming career! SIGN    Base points Bonus points Kill points [04:59] Chio     I'm just gonna take the money and run. [05:03] Chio     There we go... [05:06] Chio     Ready, and... [05:08] Chio     Goodnight! [05:27] Chio     Shit... I can't sleep. [05:29] Chio     I never thought it'd go that perfectly. [05:32] Chio     Just thinking about those     dumb bastards I betrayed [05:35] Chio     shaking in anger under     the same night sky as me... [05:41] Chio     Sh-Shit... I can't stop laughing. SIGN    dollars SIGN    716,580,000 yen [05:54] Chio     710,000,000 yen. [05:57] Chio     I'm pretty rich now. [06:00] Chio     I'm not entirely sure, but...     as rich as this manga artist, maybe? [06:04] Chio     Wait a sec. [06:06] Chio     If I really do have what     it takes to be a gangster [06:09] Chio     and could actually obtain     this much money in reality... [06:12] Chio     All my worries about my commute     would be gone in an instant. SIGN    Bank robberies Japan How to SIGN    Is it possible to commit bank robberies in this country? Best Answer It is not. Most transactions with bank tellers are now automated, and banks usually only have a few million yen on site. If there were someone planning to try to rob a bank in this country, they'd have to be an idiot corrupted by movies or video games. [06:21] Chio     "Is it possible to commit bank     robberies in this country?" [06:26] Chio     "It is not. Most transactions with     bank tellers are now automated, [06:29] Chio     and banks usually only have     a few million yen on site. [06:32] Chio     If there were someone planning to     try to rob a bank in this country, [06:35] Chio     they'd have to be an idiot corrupted     by movies or video games." [06:37] Chio     Idiot... Idiot... Idiot... [06:37] [SONG] Sign     Idiot corrupted by movies or video games [06:40] Chio     I see... So it's possible to do things in games     that are impossible IRL, not vice versa... [06:49] Chio     But then... [06:51] Chio     Why are there still wars when     we have war video games? [06:56] Chio     I just don't get it... [07:03] Chio     I fell asleep... [07:06] Chio     What time is it? [07:08] Chio     Uh... I'm looking at it upside-down... [07:12] Chio     If I flip that around... [07:16] Chio     8 AM?! [07:18] Chio     Shit! Shit! Shit! Oh, shit! [07:21] Chio     But I'm still okay, as long as I don't     run into trouble on my way to school! [07:24] Chio     I'll get there in plenty of time... [07:31] Chio     It's 4 AM, damn it! [07:33] Mom     Chio! What on Earth are you doing?! [07:35] Chio     Huh?! [07:36] Chio     W-Well... There was a cockroach... [07:40] Mom     Then why are you changing? [07:42] Chio     Ah... [07:44] Chio     I'm psyching myself up by     transforming... or something? [07:47] Mom     Chio... [07:49] Mom     Are you honestly okay? [07:51] Chio     Crap, she's serious. [07:53] Mom     Why don't you stay home today     so I can take you to the hospital? [07:56] Chio     I'm totally fine, okay? [07:58] Mom     Are you sure you don't need     to go to the hospital? [08:00] Chio     I'm fine! I'm totally fine! [08:07] Chio     Now I've done it! [08:09] Chio     Shit... I can't believe I misread the clock! [08:13] Chio     But now I've got a huge problem on my hands. [08:17] Chio     And that's... to sleep or not to sleep? SIGN    To sleep or not to sleep? SIGN    Depth of sleep SIGN    Length of sleep [08:21] Chio     I'm completely awake now     after freaking out like that, [08:24] Chio     so if I try to sleep now, I'll have to wake up     right when I get to my deep sleep stage. [08:28] Chio     I have a really hard time waking     up to the sound of alarms. [08:29] Gamer     This is Bravo 1! Someone come in! Someone! [08:31] Chio     There are times when I fall asleep during     shootouts in a game and don't wake up. [08:36] Mom     Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag... [08:36] Chio     The way she was going on,     Mom probably really won't wake me up... SIGN    Yeah,     yeah... [08:40] Chio     I need to consider the worst case     scenario in this situation... SIGN    If I sleep [08:45] Chio     Crap! I totally overslept! [08:48] Chio     Oh, hey. What's up? [08:50] Yuki     Oh, so you didn't take the     day off from school today. [08:54] Guy a     Do you think it could be... [08:55] Chio     The suspicion that something's     up with the kid who comes [08:56] Guy b     Nah, maybe she's sick? [08:57] Chio     to school in the afternoon really sucks. SIGN    If I don't sleep [09:01] Chio     Yeah, I didn't get any sleep at all. [09:04] Yuki     Really? Don't you feel exhausted, then? [09:07] Chio     No, actually, my body... feels really light! [09:12] Chio     Just kidding... [09:15] Chio     Either way, I'd rather     not stand out in class. [09:18] Chio     My peaceful school life could be     ruined by these little occurrences. [09:25] Chio     What should I do? SIGN    Chio-chan AM 4:22 Subject: Tomorrow Let's meet up at the shrine tomorrow. The same time as usual. Make sure you're not late. [09:43] Chio     Let's meet up at the shrine tomorrow. [09:46] Chio     The same time as usual.     Make sure you're not late. [09:49] Manana     She didn't have to add that at     the end. I've never been late. SIGN    Chio-chan SIGN    Subject: Tomorrow [09:54] Manana     Whoa, she sent this at 4:30 AM... [09:56] Manana     Why the hell would she send it at that hour? [09:59] Manana     She must've been playing games again. [10:01] Manana     Did she even sleep? [10:05] Manana     It's rare for Chio-chan     to show up before me... [10:18] Manana     Please, by some miracle... [10:20] Manana     Don't let this weirdo be my best friend... [10:37] Manana     You finally woke up! [10:39] Manana     Morning, Chio-chan. [10:42] Chio     Man, I slept so well. [10:45] Chio     My plan to have you wake me up was a success. [10:48] Manana     Were you really sleeping this     whole time under that thing? [10:51] Manana     You stood out like a sore thumb. [10:54] Chio     The game I was playing gave me the idea. [10:56] Chio     It doesn't matter in the end, as long     as people don't find out who I am. [11:01] Chio     Huh? [11:01] Manana     What's wrong? [11:03] Chio     My head's starting to throb... [11:05] Chio     Ow! What the hell?!     Ow, ow! It hurts so much! [11:09] Manana     It's probably from lack of sleep. [11:11] Chio     Seriously? Man, staying up all night sucks. [11:15] Chio     Ow... [11:16] Manana     Right? [11:17] Chio     Ow, ow, ow... [11:17] Manana     Right. It doesn't matter in the end,     as long as people don't find out... [11:19] Chio     What is this? [11:22] Manana     As long as they don't find out... [11:23] (Flashback) Manana     Wake up. Chio-chan. It's morning. [11:26] Manana     As long as they don't find out. [11:27] (Flashback) Manana     Wake up, you bastard. SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [11:31] chio     Chio's School Road! [11:34] Chio     Okay, fine. [11:37] Chio     What would you do if you had 700 million yen? [11:39] Manana     What? 700 million yen? [11:41] Chio     Yeah, I made that much yesterday. [11:42] Goto     Shinozuka. [11:42] Chio     What're you talking about? [11:43] Momo     Yes, sir? [11:43] Chio     I got it in my game. [11:44] Goto     What would you do if you     received 700 million yen? [11:44] Chio     Of course... [11:47] Momo     Huh? W-Well, um, I... [11:50] Momo     To say I'd put it in savings would be cliché.     I don't want him to think I'm dull... [11:54] Momo     I-I need to come up with something funny... [11:56] Momo     U-Um... [11:58] Momo     I-I'd pay my taxes. [12:00] Momo     God, I'm such an idiot! [12:04] Goto     If the local government's budget increased, [12:06] Goto     I think everyone would be better off. [12:08] Goto     Just the answer I'd expect from you. [12:10] Momo     Right! SIGN    Apocri! SIGN    We want to know more!! Before summer arrives SIGN    A special on summer smells [12:15] Lady     Now, for our special this week, [12:17] Lady     we'll be covering the troubling     issue of body odor! [12:19] Manana     Odor, huh? Has nothing to do with m— [12:23] Lady     Did you know? [12:24] Lady     There are many times SIGN    You might have BO, too [12:25] [SONG] Sign     Haven't noticed personally [12:25] [SONG] Sign     Have noticed personally SIGN    Other [12:25] Lady     when you don't even notice your own BO. [12:29] Lady     Oh, no! [12:32] Lady     Many think that BO only affects men, [12:35] Lady     but actually, more and more     women are being affected by it. [12:38] Lady     I'm sure many of us plan to wear     lighter clothing this season. [12:42] Lady     There are some pitfalls     that women might fall into, [12:45] Lady     despite how hard they     work to avoid UV rays... [12:53] Manana     Say, Chio-chan... [12:56] Manana     Do I... ever smell bad? [13:00] Chio     Huh? Well, if I had to choose,     I'd say you are pretty fishy... [13:03] Manana     That's not what I meant! [13:05] Manana     They were talking about     BO on TV yesterday... [13:08] Manana     And you can't really tell yourself. [13:11] Manana     So could you... check for me? [13:15] Chio     Huh? [13:16] Chio     No, no. You're fine. Really. [13:18] Manana     Come on! [13:19] Manana     Please! [13:20] Chio     What? [13:22] Chio     Fine, then... [13:26] Manana     W-Well? [13:28] Chio     Yeah, you don't smell. [13:31] Manana     Thank goodness! I was so     worried, I couldn't sleep! [13:36] Chio     Well, I mean, humans are animals, too. [13:38] Chio     I think you're just worrying too much. [13:40] Manana     I see. [13:41] Chio     By the way— [13:43] Manana     Okay, let me smell you now. [13:44] Chio     No way! Somehow I knew that was coming! [13:48] Manana     You know... For science. [13:50] Chio     No! No way! It's embarrassing! [13:52] Manana     Well, I was embarrassed, too! [13:54] Chio     But you asked me to do it! [13:56] Manana     Don't worry... [13:57] Manana     I'm just checking. [13:59] Chio     No way! Now I'm getting really nervous! [14:07] Chio     Hey! What the hell was that technique?! [14:08] Manana     Now you can't move. [14:10] Chio     Stop it! [14:20] Manana     What... was that overpowering beastly odor? [14:23] Manana     My nose is still on my face... right? [14:28] Chio     So... How was it? [14:31] Manana     Huh?! [14:32] Manana     Um... It was completely... normal. [14:35] Chio     Oh, thank goodness! [14:37] Manana     I-I can't tell her it was a smell that     nearly ripped my nose off my face... [14:42] Manana     To think that Chio-chan     had such an ability... [14:45] Manana     I had no idea. [14:47] Manana     Why hadn't I realized it until now? [14:50] Manana     I get it! [14:52] Manana     We've always been together     ever since we were little, [14:55] Manana     so my nose must've eventually     gotten used to it... [14:58] Chio     Manana? [15:00] Manana     I finally understand everything... [15:02] Manana     including the reason Chio-chan became so     obsessed with being less than average. [15:06] Manana     The reason that Chio-chan became so     withdrawn without even realizing it... [15:07] Guy     Hey, let's have a party! [15:09] Chio     I want to go, too. [15:11] Girl     Yeah, so we'll be canceling that... [15:13] Manana     ...must be because she was hurt over     and over because of her condition. [15:14] Chio     Huh?! [15:16] Chio     But why?! [15:19] Manana     Chio-chan, I'm so sorry...     that I hadn't noticed until now... [15:25] Chio     Manana? [15:27] Manana     This whole time... [15:28] Manana     This whole time... [15:31] Manana     I've been with you this whole time... [15:33] Manana     Chio-chan, this is for you. [15:36] Chio     Huh? What, why? I can really have it? [15:38] Chio     I was just getting thirsty! [15:41] Manana     Hang on a second. [15:43] Manana     The fact that we've been together     this whole time would mean.. [15:47] Manana     that it affects me, too, right? [15:51] Manana     Come to think of it, there was... [15:54] (Flashback) Makiyama     Oh, cut it out, Makiyama-kun! [15:54] Manana     Makiyama-kun, the boy in our     class that I got close to... [15:56] (Flashback) Makiyama     Well, it's true. [15:58] Manana     I was positive that he had feelings for me... [16:01] Manana     But next thing I knew, he was going     out with some plain-as-hell girl. [16:01] Manana     Oh, cut it out, Makiyama-kun! [16:03] ---     Okay, maybe next time. [16:05] Manana     I knew that I was his first choice... [16:10] (Flashback) Makiyama     Sorry... I have someone else that I like. [16:14] (Flashback) Girl     Nonomura-san from our class? [16:16] (Flashback) Girl     I-I see... [16:18] (Flashback) Girl     I guess you don't know, Makiyama-kun... [16:21] (Flashback) Makiyama     Huh? [16:22] (Flashback) Girl     Well, you see... [16:24] (Flashback) Girl     She's best friends with Wild Game. [16:27] (Flashback) Makiyama     W-Wild Game? You mean that girl with     the glasses and the wild animal BO? [16:31] (Flashback) Girl     Yup. They're BFFs. All the girls know... [16:36] (Flashback) Girl     that if you hang out with Nonomura, [16:38] (Flashback) Girl     you might get it, too. [16:41] (Flashback) Girl     That wild game stench... [16:46] (Flashback) Makiyama     Man, that was close! [16:48] (Flashback) Makiyama     I totally almost fell for her! Thanks, man! [16:51] (Flashback) Girl     Oh, it was nothing! I was just     worried about you, Makiyama-kun! [16:57] Manana     Chi...o...cha...n... [17:00] Chio     Manana?! What the hell is     going on with your emotions?! [17:03] Chio     Hey, Manana! [17:04] Manana     Because of Chio—I mean, Wild Game... [17:05] ---     What's wrong? Have you gone crazy? [17:06] Manana     My normie life was... But... But... [17:07] ---     Don't do it! Don't go crazy! [17:11] Manana     But! [17:12] Chio     What the hell's wrong with you? [17:14] Chio     You're fine, Manana! You don't smell! [17:17] Manana     That's not it! [17:19] Manana     It's you, Wild Game. [17:22] Manana     Thinking about what you've been through... [17:25] Manana     and what you're going to go through... [17:31] Manana     Ah... You reek. [17:35] Manana     But still, I... I... [17:40] Manana     I love you, Wild Game! [17:47] Chio     Uh... Wild game is like...     meat from wild animals, right? [17:53] Chio     The hell? [17:54] Chio     Does she think eating smelly     meat will make her stink, too? [17:58] Chio     Is she dumb? [18:00] Manana     I've made up my mind. [18:03] Manana     I'll stick with you for life, Wild Game. [18:05] Chio     Huh? Is she going to become     a hunter or something? [18:08] Manana     I'll always... [18:09] Manana     be by your side! [18:11] Manana     Let's continue being a burden [18:14] Manana     to society together! [18:17] Chio     Hello? Yuki-chan? [18:19] Chio     Sorry to call you out of the blue.     Yeah, Manana's acting weird. [18:23] Chio     Could you come by? [18:24] Manana     You called Yuki-san? [18:25] Chio     Yeah... [18:26] Manana     That's perfect, actually.     For a brutal truth like this... [18:26] Manana     I mean, I know she's always weird,     but this is beyond explanation. [18:30] ---     Like, something's really wrong with her.     I seriously can't even explain it! [18:30] Manana     It's best to have someone     sincere and honest tell you. [18:35] Chio     Yeah... [18:35] Manana     The day of reckoning is nigh! [18:38] Chio     Uh... Yeah. Please hurry. [18:42] Yuki     Sorry to keep you waiting! [18:44] Chio     You're so fast, Yuki-chan! [18:46] Manana     So you've come! [18:48] Manana     But that girl... is just a smiling reaper. [18:48] Yuki     Not at all! [18:55] Manana     I'm glad you could make it,     Death Scythe Hosokawa. [18:59] Chio     See? [19:00] Yuki     You're right... [19:01] Manana     Yuki-san, there's something     that I need you to confirm. [19:05] Manana     And I need you to be completely honest. [19:09] Yuki     Yeah! You don't smell at all! [19:12] Chio     Huh? [19:13] Chio     What the hell? [19:15] Manana     Huh?! You don't have to be     nice, Yuki-san! Be honest! [19:19] Yuki     I am, though! I can't lie! [19:23] Manana     Then let me smell! [19:25] Chio     What?! [19:31] Manana     She's right! You don't stink! [19:33] Chio     No, I don't! [19:34] Manana     But I could've sworn I smelled some     tremendous beastly smell earlier... [19:39] Chio     Actually, now that you mention it... [19:46] Chio     It reeks! What the hell?! [19:49] Chio     My nose is still on my face, right? [19:51] Chio     Why is it just here? [19:55] Chio     Come to think of it,     when I left the house today... [19:58] (Flashback) Chio     There, there, good boy.     You're so full of energy again. [20:03] (Flashback) Chio     Hey, stop it. I'm ticklish there. [20:07] Chio     It must be Chop's saliva. [20:09] Yuki     Do doggies' mouths smell that bad? [20:10] Manana     I see. [20:12] Manana     It's all because of her dog.     Chio-chan doesn't actually smell. [20:12] Chio     Well, my dog's teeth are really bad. [20:17] Manana     Thank goodness. Wild Game didn't     actually exist in this world. [20:23] Manana     Then why... [20:25] Manana     didn't Makiyama-kun choose me?! [20:28] Chio     I'm gonna go to the bathroom in     the convenience store to wipe it off. [20:30] Yuki     Okay! [20:33] Manana     S-Say... Do you know     Makiyama-kun from our class? [20:37] Yuki     Oh, you mean Kensuke-kun. [20:39] Manana     Oh, you're on a first-name basis... [20:42] Manana     I-It seems like he got     a girlfriend recently... [20:46] Manana     I was... sort of going for him. [20:51] Yuki     Really? [20:52] Yuki     Oh, but you haven't actually     asked him out, right? [20:55] Manana     Huh? Right... [20:57] Yuki     Thank goodness! [20:59] Yuki     You see, Kensuke-kun only likes pretty girls. [21:04] Manana     You don't say... [21:06] Manana     Ah... [21:07] Manana     Death Scythe Hosokawa... [21:09] Manana     You truly are a cruel angel... [21:11] Chio     I'm back! [21:14] Manana     I see. [21:16] Manana     Since Makiyama-kun only likes pretty     girls, I didn't stand a chance! [21:21] Manana     Thank goodness I didn't get hurt! [21:28] Yuki     Sniff, sniff, sniff, whiff, whiff, whiff. SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [21:30] Yuki     Ah, what a lovely scent. [21:33] Manana     What do you smell like, Momo-senpai? [21:36] Chio     Yeah! [21:37] Manana     Yeah! [21:39] Momo     Where did that come from? [21:40] Manana     Sensei, you always have a     girl standing next to you. [21:43] Manana     I hope you're mindful of how you smell. [21:47] Momo     Oh, but... [21:48] Momo     I don't mind the smell of     a hard-working older man... [21:55] Goto     Older man? SIGN    Next Episode Preview [23:28] manana     Next time on Chio's School Road... [23:30] chio     Really?! [23:30] manana     "Just One Masterful Method"... [23:31] chio     What? [23:32] manana     ...and "Yuki-chan Bares It All." [23:35] manana     Look forward to it! [23:36] all     La, la, la, the last episode! 12 - Just One Masterful Method / Yuki-chan Bares It All Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [01:30] Chio     Chop, Chop, you reek of dog... SIGN    Just One Masterful Method [01:35] Chio     You reek of dog... [01:38] Chio     Reek of dog, reek of— [01:40] Chiharu     Hey. [01:51] Chio     What?! [01:52] Chio     What's she doing at my house?     How'd she get my address? [01:55] Chio     Is this some kind of raid? [01:59] Chio     What? Did you want something? [02:02] Chio     Wait, is this going to turn violent?!     I have to head to school— [02:06] Chio     Don't grab my skirt like it's my collar! [02:08] Chiharu     Hey, you... [02:09] Chio     Yes?! [02:10] Chiharu     Are you smart? [02:13] Chio     Uh, my grades? They're average, I guess? [02:17] Chio     They're below average, actually... [02:19] Chiharu     I see. [02:20] Chiharu     I'm having some trouble with my homework. [02:24] Chio     Um... [02:25] Chiharu     Mayu-nii is useless when     it comes to studying, [02:28] Chiharu     so you guys were the only ones     I could think of to go to. [02:31] Chiharu     Stare... [02:34] Chio     Oh, uh, please, allow me to help you. [02:37] Chiharu     All right. [02:38] Chio     What?! [02:40] Chio     What's with her attitude?     What a cocky little shit! [02:42] Chio     But it's just grade school homework. [02:44] Chio     I'll show her how smart     high school girls can be! SIGN    Answer [02:47] Sign     Question 1: These 2 triangles are congruent.     Find the length of line A. [02:49] Chio     Oh, a diagram question. [02:52] Chio     What? [02:53] Chio     This is way harder than I was expecting... [02:56] Chio     Come to think of it, Chiharu-chan     goes to Eihei Girls' Academy, [02:59] Chio     which is a pretty famous     prep school for rich girls. [03:01] Chio     Shit. What should I do? [03:04] Chiharu     Oh. [03:04] Chiharu     That's the wrong one. [03:06] Chio     Huh? [03:07] Chiharu     I can answer that one. [03:08] Chio     Huh?! [03:09] Chio     By the way, Chiharu-chan,     how'd you know my address? SIGN    Miyamo [03:12] Chiharu     Oh, when I was borrowing Mayu-nii's PC, [03:15] Chiharu     I happened to see your     address marked on the map. SIGN    Miyamo's House [03:18] Chio     Oh, I see. [03:19] Chio     Wait... [03:21] Chiharu     Found it. Here. [03:22] Chio     Okay... [03:23] Chio     Let's see, the subject is... social studies? SIGN    Using your current abilities, explain how you would earn 500 yen within 24 hours. [03:27] Narrator     Using your current abilities, explain how     you would earn 500 yen within 24 hours. [03:33] Chio     Whoa, this is hardcore. [03:36] Chio     Are they, like... trying to     instill business sense [03:38] Chio     in these girls while they're still young? [03:40] Chio     Eihei Girls' Academy is amazing. [03:43] Chio     If I were Chiharu-chan... [03:45] Chio     Something I could do to make money... SIGN    @saito     05 for just the bottom     08 for both top and bottom          @chii     No strings attached lol          @saito     Thanks [03:49] Chiharu     I'll do it back there. [03:51] Guy     School... girl... [03:53] Chiharu     That'll be 20K. [03:56] Chio     The worst... I am the absolute worst! [03:59] Chio     Just curious... What did you think     up for this, Chiharu-chan? [04:02] Chiharu     Yeah, about that...     As soon as we got this assignment... [04:07] (Flashback) Chiharu     Mugging someone. [04:09] (Flashback) Teacher     Mugging refers to the action in which one     coerces another to give them money. [04:13] (Flashback) Teacher     I cannot allow that.     Indisputable criminal acts are not allowed. [04:17] (Flashback) Teacher     However, new business ventures     usually start from a gray area, [04:20] (Flashback) Teacher     so keep that in mind. [04:22] (Flashback) All     Yes, sir. [04:24] Chiharu     Is what he said. [04:25] Chio     Is that school really okay? [04:27] (Flashback) Ando     Five hundred yen?     You mean without mugging someone? [04:31] Ando     Then you could go find a bike lying     around somewhere and sell it for parts. SIGN    Yashimura [04:36] Chiharu     Mayu-nii impressed me, as always, [04:38] Chiharu     but I don't know how to     take apart any machines. [04:41] Chiharu     You're currently in high school, aren't you?! [04:43] Chiharu     Now, tell me! [04:46] Chio     This is my chance... [04:48] Chio     to show this cocky little shit [04:53] Chio     my dignity as an older woman. [04:56] Chiharu     Hey... [04:57] Chio     There's a way. [05:00] Chio     Just one masterful way. SIGN    Flammable trash bag for home use [05:04] Chiharu     What's that? [05:06] Chio     All the empty cans that my dad drank from. [05:09] Chio     Someone I know once told me... [05:11] (Flashback) Master     My job? [05:13] (Flashback) Master     Collecting cans brings in a lot of cash,     but you need to be smart about it. [05:18] Chio     The factory not far from here     apparently buys them. [05:21] Chiharu     Huh... [05:23] Chio     I call it the "Get Rich Quick By     Selling Recyclable Waste" plan! [05:28] Chio     Not only are you recycling, but it fits     in with your assignment, doesn't it? [05:32] Chiharu     True... [05:34] Chiharu     You're pretty smart. [05:36] Chio     Well, yeah. I have a lot     more experience than you. [05:39] Chio     Yes! Just a little more... [05:44] Chiharu     H-Hey, do we have to flatten all of these? [05:47] Chio     Of course! [05:48] Chio     Always sell goods in their best condition! [05:50] Chio     That's common sense! [05:52] Chio     It'll be flattened during the     recycling process anyway, [05:54] Chio     so if we go ahead and do it for     them, they'll appreciate it! [05:57] Chio     Plus, it takes up less space,     so it'll be easier to carry around. [06:00] Chio     Howzat?! [06:02] Chiharu     T-True... [06:03] Chio     Right?! [06:05] Chio     They remove the water from orange juice     to make it lighter for transport, too! [06:09] Chiharu     H-Hey... [06:11] Chiharu     There are hard cans and soft cans.     Do we need to separate them? [06:16] Chio     Got her. [06:18] Chio     I think we just need the hard ones. [06:20] Chio     Harder material is always better, right? [06:22] Chio     I mean, diamonds are the hardest. [06:25] Chiharu     Right... [06:26] Chio     Okay, let's go. [06:27] Chiharu     R-Right... [06:38] Chio     Go ahead and put it in here. [06:40] Chiharu     Okay... [06:44] Boy     Yah! [07:04] Chiharu     What... is this? [07:05] Hebino     What is it? It's how much you get     for three kilograms of steel cans! SIGN    We buy aluminum cans for a high price!! [07:08] Hebino     And did you have to bring     such a half-assed amount? [07:11] Hebino     Also, don't smash the cans! [07:13] Hebino     It messes with the machines     when we press them! [07:15] Chio     Sorry... [07:17] Chiharu     What? [07:17] Hebino     Also, next time, just bring     aluminum cans instead! [07:19] Hebino     They're worth ten times more! [07:21] Hebino     God, what a waste of time! [07:24] Chiharu     The aluminum cans are the softer cans, right? [07:28] Chiharu     Didn't you say... [07:29] Chio     I did not. [07:31] Chiharu     What? But you said something about     diamonds being hard, so the harder ones— [07:34] Chio     I said no such thing. [07:35] Chiharu     And you said they'd be worth     more if we flattened— [07:37] Chio     I did not! [07:40] Chiharu     Uh, you're not a kid, so stop yelling.     This was your mistake, wasn't it? [07:45] Chiharu     Just admit it. [07:46] Chio     Was not. [07:47] Chiharu     Uh, speak up. [07:48] Chio     Then... [07:49] Chio     You should've just looked it up yourself!     Don't put this all on me! [07:52] Chio     Also, if we'd used the aluminum cans,     you'd have passed the assignment, right? [07:55] Chio     So just write that you used aluminum ones! [07:58] Chio     It's not like I... [08:01] Chiharu     Hey, are you... [08:04] Chiharu     actually crying? [08:09] Chio     We worked so hard...     and it was only worth 50 yen! [08:14] Chiharu     Seriously? [08:15] Chiharu     H-Hey, stop crying. You can use that     money to buy some chocolate, okay? [08:22] Chiharu     Well, if anything, I now know for     sure that she's not Mayu-nii's girl. [08:26] Chiharu     She's way too pathetic. [08:28] Chiharu     At least I found that out. [08:30] Chiharu     Come on, stop crying. We're in public. [08:33] Chio     Yeah... What's this line for, anyway? [08:36] Manana     Ah. [08:37] Chio     Huh? Manana! [08:39] Manana     Chio-chan... and Andou's sister?! [08:41] Chio     What are you doing? [08:42] Manana     Apparently the shop up ahead     is having a crazy sale. SIGN    Sale!! [08:46] Chio     Huh?! But we have to go to school! [08:48] Manana     Not to worry! I'm taking the day off. [08:50] Chio     You can't! Come on, we're going to school. [08:51] Manana     Hey, stop it! [08:53] Chio     Who am I supposed to hang out with     at lunch if you're not there?! [08:55] Manana     Shut up! Just faceplant     on your desk and sleep! [08:57] Chio     Besides, that shop's super expensive, [08:59] Chio     so with your allowance,     you could only buy, like, a coaster! [09:02] Manana     Huh? What? [09:03] Chio     It'd be a waste of time to stand in line [09:05] Chio     for hours just to buy something     for a few hundred yen! [09:07] Manana     Y-You really think s— [09:09] Chio     Come on, let's go!     Otherwise I'm telling the school on you! [09:11] Manana     Uh... W-Wait a sec... Th-Th... [09:13] Manana     Then I'll sell it! [09:15] Manana     I'll sell the right to stand here to someone! [09:19] Manana     I don't want all the time I spent     in line to go to waste! No! No! [09:21] Chio     M-Manana! [09:22] Lady     W-Wait! [09:24] Lady     I'll take that spot! Okay? [09:26] Lady 2     Hey, I'll buy it for 1,000 yen! [09:29] Lady 1     Then I'll pay 1,500 yen! [09:31] Lady 2     Then I'll pay 2,000 yen! [09:32] Lady 1     Then I'll pay 2,500 yen! [09:36] Manana     Did that actually work out?     I mean, it's not a bad thing... [09:42] Chiharu     A line agent... [09:43] Chiharu     It costs me nothing. [09:44] Chiharu     And if it only requires standing,     even I could do it. [09:48] Chiharu     It's perfect... [09:49] Manana     Hm? [09:51] Chiharu     It's perfect! [09:52] Manana     Huh? What is? [09:53] Chiharu     You're amazing! [09:55] Manana     Huh? I-I am? [09:56] Chiharu     She beat the crap out of Mayu-nii before, too. [09:59] Chiharu     She might actually be amazing! [10:02] Manana     Hey, Chio-chan... I don't know what's     going on with Andou's sister. [10:07] Manana     I mean, to begin with... [10:09] Manana     Chio-chan? [10:10] Chio     Manana. [10:13] Chio     I think it's pretty obvious that     I get a cut of that money, right? [10:17] Manana     Huh? [10:18] Manana     Wh-Why? [10:20] Chio     If I hadn't passed by, that situation     would never have happened. [10:24] Chio     You would've never received that money. [10:26] Manana     Huh? What?! [10:27] Chio     I'll settle for half. [10:28] Chiharu     J-Just from being with her     for only a few minutes... [10:29] Chio     Really, half is fine, okay?! [10:32] Manana     N-No way! [10:33] Chio     Then a third will be fine! [10:35] Manana     Wh-What are you— [10:35] Manana     Just a third will be fine! [10:37] Chio     Come on, Manana! [10:39] Chiharu     She's older than me, but she's such a failure. [10:42] Chiharu     She acts like a know-it-all     toward anyone younger, [10:44] Chiharu     she'll shift the blame     if she makes a mistake, [10:46] Chiharu     and she's underhanded with money. [10:48] Chiharu     Man... I was so stupid. [10:51] Chiharu     I can't believe I mistook her for     the girl that Mayu-nii liked... SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [10:56] Yuki     Chio's School Road! [10:58] Manana     It sure is hard to make money. [11:01] Chio     Sure is. [11:02] Manana     Why don't you try becoming a pro     at streaming game playthroughs? [11:06] Chio     That won't work. [11:07] Chio     If it's not a game that's officially     recognized, you can't monetize it, [11:11] Chio     and the competition's brutal. [11:12] Manana     Wait, have you already tried it? [11:14] Chio     Nope. [11:16] Manana     Can I search for you? [11:17] Chio     Please don't. [11:19] Chio     I got curious about the word     "streak" in "kill streak"... [11:22] Manana     Sorry, but I don't even know     what "kill streak" means. [11:26] Chio     And then I ended up on the word "streaking." [11:29] Chio     Apparently it's some societal protest thing [11:32] Chio     you do by running around     the city completely naked, [11:34] Chio     and it was really popular     to do in the seventies. SIGN    Yuki-chan Bares It All [11:37] Manana     What? They got naked just     to express their opinions? [11:40] Manana     Man, people in the seventies were stupid! [11:43] Yuki     But... you know... [11:45] Yuki     that must feel fantastic! [11:48] Both     Uh... Yuki-chan? [11:50] Chio     Wait, you have a desire to run around naked? [11:53] Yuki     Huh? Well, when I get into my groove     and gain enough speed while running, [11:57] Yuki     I feel like if I take my clothes off,     I might actually become the wind. [12:01] Chio     O-Oh... [12:05] Chio     You don't walk around your     room naked, do you, Yuki-chan? [12:10] Yuki     Wait, did I mention that before? [12:12] Chio     I was right! [12:13] Chio     No... You hadn't told us before. [12:15] Yuki     Huh? D-Did I say something     I shouldn't have again? [12:19] Yuki     But I at least wear an apron when I'm eating! [12:22] Both     Wait, what new sort of     apron-only trend is that? [12:26] Chio     Wait... Based on that explanation, [12:27] Chio     it's not just her room. She walks     around her entire house naked. [12:31] Chio     I knew it. There's more to     Yuki-chan than meets the eye. [12:36] Chio     Do the other kids in our class know that? [12:39] Yuki     No... I don't think my     friends from class know yet. [12:43] Yuki     I'm pretty sure there are a     lot of others like me, though. [12:47] Chio     Yeah, this girl's trouble. [12:49] Yuki     My parents are like that, too. [12:51] Chio     Her whole family's trouble! [12:54] Yuki     What are you guys doing? Let me join in! [12:57] Girl     We're playing Ghost Blitz! [12:59] Chio     Even though Yuki-chan's the queen bee, [13:02] Chio     she'd always cheerfully interact     with below average girls like us. [13:05] Chio     She's really, really important... [13:08] Chio     To keep me from being harassed     by any of the normie groups, [13:10] Chio     she's a really important... [13:12] Chio     deter— [13:12] Chio     friend! [13:15] Chio     I have to tell her as a friend [13:16] Chio     that she shouldn't tell others     about that since it's not normal! [13:19] Chio     She might hate me for it... [13:22] Chio     But she's my friend! [13:24] Chio     Manana? [13:25] Manana     Yuki-san... [13:28] Manana     Isn't being naked awesome? [13:30] Manana     I walk around my house naked, too! [13:32] Chio     Argh! This bitch went     all-in on the flattery! [13:37] Manana     I'm naked when I take a bath,     so I'm not exactly lying. [13:46] Yuki     Manana-chan... [13:49] Yuki     Is that true? [13:51] Manana     Huh?! [13:53] Yuki     You're not teasing me... are you? [13:57] Yuki     My dad told me that being     naked is a natural thing, [14:00] Yuki     and it's okay to be proud of it. [14:02] Yuki     It's fine if people don't understand, [14:04] Yuki     but it's also okay to get angry if     people tease me for it, he said. [14:08] Yuki     So... [14:11] Yuki     I can believe you, right? [14:13] Yuki     You go about your everyday life     in your house naked, right? [14:22] Manana     You piece of shit! [14:23] Manana     U-Um... [14:25] Manana     O-Of course it's true! I mean, I, uh... [14:27] Manana     Even now... [14:28] Manana     I-I-I-I-If I could... [14:32] Manana     I wish I could go to school     without any panties on. [14:35] Chio     What? She panicked and made the     worst possible move, that fool. [14:42] Chio     Huh? [14:42] Yuki     Me, too! [14:44] Manana     Huh? [14:45] Manana     Huh?! [14:45] Chio     Huh? [14:46] Manana     Wait... Yuki-san?! [14:46] Manana     It's fine! It's fine! SIGN    2 Minutes Later [14:49] Manana     The material of the skirt is     touching... It feels so weird. [14:55] Yuki     Thanks for waiting! [14:56] Chio     Manana, did you really— [15:01] Chio     Seriously?! I mean that     in so many ways right now! [15:03] Chio     Let's go that way! [15:04] Yuki     Yup! [15:10] Manana     Eek! [15:13] Yuki     Manana-chan, Manana-chan! [15:14] Yuki     You're fine! Great voice! Nice job! [15:17] Manana     At what?! This is way more     embarrassing than I thought it'd be! [15:20] Yuki     Don't just stand there! Be bold and free! [15:23] Yuki     Oh, hey, a cockroach. [15:24] Manana     Wait, where?! [15:26] Yuki     No, over here. [15:27] Manana     G-Gross! Where is it?! [15:29] Yuki     Looking good! [15:30] Manana     Wait, what? No way! [15:32] Manana     Damn you, Yuki-chan! [15:35] Manana     Take this! Wind attack! [15:39] Yuki     Manana-chan! The wind tickles! [15:42] Yuki     Jeez! [15:45] Manana     I think I'm getting used to this. [15:46] Yuki     Right? [15:47] Manana     Maybe it's not so bad after all. [15:50] Manana     It's making me walk with my legs together,     so don't I look more girly? [15:54] Yuki     I feel so free, I might just     start running at any moment! [15:58] Manana     Come on, Yuki-chan!     You can't do that. It'll be visible! [16:01] Manana     Besides, you always want to run. [16:03] Yuki     You think so? [16:05] Chio     Uh... They sorta look     like they're having fun. [16:08] Manana     Hey, stop that, Yuki-chan! [16:10] Yuki     You, too, Manana-chan! [16:11] Manana     Let go of me! [16:15] Chio     Hey! [16:18] Manana     Sorry. I'd rather not have     one of your kind touching me. [16:22] Yuki     What's the matter? [16:23] Manana     Oh, nothing at all! [16:25] Chio     Huh? What the hell was that? [16:26] Chio     Like when that one tropical island tribe     bungee jumps to prove their adulthood, [16:30] Chio     and laughs at the ones who     couldn't go through with it?! [16:32] Chio     Wait. That'd make me super boring! [16:34] Chio     No! I need a different analogy! [16:37] Chio     Yes... SIGN    Chi-oh [16:37] Chio     It's like two slaves that     start bragging about [16:41] Chio     how beautiful the chains on their legs are! [16:44] Manana     Isn't my chain gorgeous? [16:46] Yuki     Mine's new! [16:48] Chio     Before you know it, they're laughing     at the one not wearing any chains! [16:51] Manana     She doesn't have a chain on. [16:52] Yuki     Lame. [16:53] Chio     Gulp! [16:54] Chio     Damn it! Who do you think     you are, you damn slaves?! [17:01] Chio     But I don't think I've seen Manana     laugh like that in a long time. [17:05] Chio     She's laughing way more     than when she's with me... [17:08] Chio     Why? All you did was go commando! [17:11] Chio     How does one piece of cloth     make such a difference? [17:13] Chio     No... Panties are the     very symbol of intellect! [17:17] Chio     The seal that keeps instincts at bay. [17:19] Chio     In other words... [17:21] Chio     panties are a binding spell! [17:26] Guy     Welcome. [17:27] Chio     Um... I'd like to use the bathroom. [17:33] Chio     Manana, Yuki-chan! Wait! [17:41] Manana     Chio-chan?! [17:42] Chio     Just you wait! [17:43] Chio     This is my... [17:47] Chio     resolve! [17:51] Chio     Holy shit! This is super exciting! [17:54] Both     Chio-chan! [18:00] Chio     I never knew I could be     so honest with myself! [18:03] Chio     Going commando... [18:05] Chio     is the best! [18:08] Kushitori     Oh, I see you're all frolicking about. [18:12] Kushitori     By the way, all of you     seem extra radiant today. [18:16] Kushitori     I wonder why... [18:21] Chio     This is bad! [18:22] Chio     I didn't expect to run     into Kushitori-senpai... [18:24] Chio     If she finds out we've all gone     commando, we're finished! [18:27] Chio     Our you-know-whats will be done for! [18:29] Manana     Well, we're first-years in high school [18:32] Manana     and smack dab in the middle of our youth! [18:34] Manana     Of course we're radiant! [18:37] Kushitori     True... You three are always very radiant. [18:40] All     Yes! [18:42] Chio     We have to get away... [18:43] Kushitori     Okay! [18:44] Kushitori     Let's play kabaddi! [18:45] Chio     Why?! [18:47] Kushitori     You fools! You need to put that radiant     energy of yours toward something! [18:51] Kushitori     Am I wrong? [18:53] Kushitori     Youth means sports, and sports means? [18:55] Chio     E-sports? [18:56] Manana     Sumo wrestling? [18:57] Kushitori     Exactly! The answer's kabaddi! [18:58] Yuki     That sounds great! [19:00] Both     What?! [19:05] Kushitori     All right, that's the mid-line. [19:07] Kushitori     You girls can go first. [19:08] Yuki     Let's do this! [19:09] Manana     Calm down, Yuki-chan! [19:10] Chio     Your you-know-what will be gone! Done for! [19:12] Kushitori     Okay, so Yuki-chan's the raider. Bring it! [19:15] Yuki     Okay! SIGN    Va [19:22] Chio     Yuki-chan! [19:25] Kushitori     Nice tackle! [19:26] Kushitori     Miyamo! Despite all your complaining,     you actually want to play kaba— [19:29] Kushitori     Miyamo, where are you going?! [19:30] Manana     Sorry, Kushitori-senpai! [19:32] Manana     We all have to pee, and we were just     in the middle of looking for a bathroom! [19:36] Kushitori     So they were holding in their     pee and about to burst... [19:40] Kushitori     No wonder they looked so radiant! [19:45] Chio     Come on! [19:46] Chio     You need to be more careful, Yuki-chan! [19:48] Yuki     Jeez, I had no idea it was visible... [19:49] Yuki     Who knew that would happen? [19:51] Chio     I don't think you've learned at all! [19:53] Yuki     I have, really! [19:56] Manana     There's some news about someone [19:58] Manana     being fined 300,000 yen for     exposing themselves on the streets. [20:01] Chio     That's a lot! [20:06] Chio     You could buy VR with that! [20:07] Yuki     Actually, if that's all it costs... [20:10] Yuki     If I dip into all the New Year's     money I've been saving... [20:14] Yuki     I could pull that off at least once... [20:17] Both     No! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [20:19] All     Chio's School Road! [20:22] Kushitori     Something's not sitting     quite right with me... [20:25] Kushitori     Like I was missing something     the whole time... [20:30] (Flashback) Kushitori     And sports means? [20:31] (Flashback) Chio     E-sports? [20:32] (Flashback) Manana     Sumo wrestling? [20:33] (Flashback) Manana     Sumo wrestling... Sumo, sumo, sumo... dosukoi. [20:35] Kushitori     Women's sumo wrestling?! [20:38] Kushitori     I should've gone with that! [20:40] Narrator     Uh, we ended up with extra time,     so have some previews. SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [20:45] Chio     This is a hunt. I'll hunt,     and hunt, and hunt some more! [20:49] Chio     Hold it. [20:50] Chio     Where do you think you're going? [20:52] Ando     I love you! [20:57] Chiharu     Mayu-nii... Why? [20:59] Chio     That bastard... Scaring the crap     out of me first thing in the morning! [21:02] Guy     Hey, you must really be     able to hold your liquor. [21:05] Manana     I've been framed! [21:08] Yuki     Sports? [21:10] Marina     Just her school garments?! [21:13] Fuyumi     Hmph, you peons. [21:15] Girl     Marina! Beneath you! [21:17] Chiharu     You sure use polite language,     but those are some panties... [21:25] Marina     Urf. [21:27] Chiharu     I've taken care of all your peons. [21:29] Chiharu     You guys are all that's     left, the Seven Spears! [21:32] Chiharu     I'll be back here in a week, waiting for you! SIGN    Mad Dog SIGN    Andou Chiharu [21:35] Nar     Mad Dog: Andou Chiharu. [21:37] Mafuyu     Hmph. Know your place. SIGN    Thumbelina SIGN    Noujou Fuyumi [21:40] Nar     Thumbelina: Noujou Fuyumi. [21:43] [SONG] Sign     Psychopath SIGN    Endou Ichigo [21:43] Nar     Psychopath: Endou Ichigo. SIGN    The Assassin of Moriyama SIGN    Ogawara Hibiki [21:46] Nar     The Assassin of Moriyama: Ogawara Hibiki. SIGN    Two Hands SIGN    Takagi Youko [21:49] Nar     Two Hands: Takagi Youko. SIGN    Typhoon SIGN    Aotsuka Makoto [21:52] Nar     Typhoon: Aotsuka Makoto. [21:54] [SONG] Sign     Teacher Slayer SIGN    Hama Éclair [21:55] Nar     Teacher Slayer: Hama Éclair. [21:58] [SONG] Sign     Colossus SIGN    Kairiki Ayame [21:59] Nar     Colossus: Kairiki Ayame. [22:04] Chiharu     I'm going to win for my friends! SIGN    Chio's SIGN    School Road [22:07] Girl     Thanks for watching! [22:12] Chio     My name is Miyamo Chio. [22:14] Chio     I'm a member of the soft tennis club. [22:16] Chio     High school first-year. [22:18] Chio     The thing I hate most... [22:20] Chio     is standing out. [22:23] Manana     Chio-chan! [22:24] Yuki     Are you okay, Chio-chan? [22:26] Some     Are you all right, Miyamo-san? [22:28] Chio     Don't push me, old guy! [22:29] Chio     Nyooo! [22:31] Ando     What are you yelling for, little girl? [22:35] Ando     "Nyooo"? What the heck? [22:37] Staff     And cut! [22:38] Ando     Did you hear her? She said, "Nyooo!" [22:41] Staff     Come on. [22:45] Yuki     Oh, my! [22:52] Chio     Um... [22:53] Chio     Sorry... [22:53] Manana     I, uh... [22:58] Ando     ...and now looks like a clown. [23:00] Ando     That's what you're saying, right? [23:02] Chio     Crap! He's totally going to headbutt me. [23:04] Chio     I can't dodge! [23:08] Staff     Cut! Someone bring the first-aid kit! [23:09] Ando     I'm so sorry! [23:13] Manana     The annoying customer you     mentioned... Is that him? [23:20] Manana     Chio-chan?! [23:22] Ando     Heavy! [23:22] Chio     Ow! [23:23] Manana     Oh, jeez... [23:23] Chio     Heavy? How dare you?! [23:26] Chio     No one cares about that. [23:29] Manana     Chio-chan! [23:31] Chio     Help! My arms can't... [23:34] Manana     Ah. [23:35] All     Chio-chan! [23:37] Staff     Cut! Stop filming! Stop filming!