# Season 1
# 1 - Because the School Is There / Chio-chan and Hosokawa-san
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY1X93P7Y/chios-school-road)
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***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
***SIGN*** Because the School Is There
**[01:37] Chio**
Oh, crap! I'm going to be late!
**[01:40] Chio**
*Okay, stay calm...*
**[01:42] Chio**
* I'm currently somewhere around*
* here, and school is over there.*
**[01:46] Chio**
* According to my calculations,*
* I'll just barely make it.*
**[01:49] Chio**
*If I turn here and then go straight...*
**[01:58] Chio**
If I just go...
**[02:01] Chio**
straight through here...
***SIGN*** Under Construction
Road Closed
**[02:05] Chio**
I'm finished...
***SIGN*** Tardiness Guaranteed
***SIGN*** Detour Map
**[02:09] Chio**
I didn't hear anything about construction!
**[02:11] Chio**
You can't be serious!
And this detour is so out of the way!
**[02:13] Chio**
* Why is this happening?*
* What did I do to deserve this?*
***SIGN*** Three Hours Prior
**[02:28] Chio**
All right! Assassination complete!
**[02:31] Chio**
I'm glad I took my time!
**[02:32] Chio**
Now, I just need to run...
**[02:34] Chio**
Oh, crap! They found me!
**[02:36] Chio**
Damn it! They're so persistent!
**[02:38] Chio**
A dead end?
**[02:39] Chio**
Don't you dare underestimate... my skills!
**[02:49] Chio**
All right! I beat it!
**[02:59] Chio**
*Wait. I brought this upon myself.*
**[03:02] Chio**
*I totally fell asleep at the door.*
**[03:02] (Flashback) Mom**
Wha... Chio?! Hey!
**[03:05] Chio**
*This isn't good.*
**[03:05] Chio bg**
*Wait, what's that blood?*
**[03:06] Chio**
* My school makes an example*
* out of kids who are tardy.*
**[03:09] Chio**
*I'll have to stand with the delinquents.*
**[03:10] Chio**
* It's scary, it draws attention*
* to me, and it sucks!*
**[03:13] Chio**
What am I going to do? At this rate...
**[03:21] Chio**
* If I were to climb up this pole, could*
* I actually just keep going straight?*
**[03:26] Chio**
* No way... I've been playing*
* way too many video games.*
**[03:30] Chio**
* I'm just a high school girl,*
* not some legendary assassin.*
**[03:33] Chio**
*Jeez, I'm way too easily influenced.*
**[03:35] Chio**
*Is this what they call "game brain"?*
**[03:39] Chio**
*I'll be good and just turn back...*
**[04:08] Chio**
* That didn't go the way*
* I thought it would at all!*
**[04:10] Chio**
*Man, now my uniform's dirty!*
**[04:13] Chio**
*But now I can move ahead.*
**[04:16] Chio**
* I think I'll take this shortcut*
* a little further...*
**[04:29] Guy 1**
Wait, the road's closed?
**[04:31] Guy 2**
Seriously?
**[04:35] Chio**
Kitty, kitty, kitty...
**[04:55] Chio**
Hup, one, two... Hup, one, two...
**[05:31] Lady**
You're laughing way too much!
**[05:40] Chio**
Shh...
**[05:54] Chio**
*Hey... I think...*
**[05:59] Chio**
*This might actually be fun...*
**[06:15] Chio**
It's so pretty...
**[06:19] Chio**
* I seriously sort of feel like I'm*
* an assassin from a video game.*
**[06:24] Chio**
*I feel like I'm doing something naughty.*
**[06:26] Chio**
I cut off my middle finger
so I can use my hidden weapon.
**[06:29] Chio**
I am the legendary assassin...
**[06:34] Chio**
I may take risks, but I'm never late...
That is my creed.
**[06:41] Guy**
Man, it's bright.
**[06:43] Guy**
I could've sworn someone was out here.
**[06:45] Guy**
I must've imagined it.
**[06:48] Chio**
*Thank goodness. He didn't see me.*
**[06:53] Guy**
The sun's working overtime today!
**[06:55] Chio**
* He's just brushing his teeth...*
* It shouldn't take long.*
**[07:14] Chio**
*Glasses guard!*
**[07:20] Chio**
* If I move away slowly,*
* everything should be okay!*
**[07:25] Chio**
*My dad does this, too!*
**[07:27] Chio**
* Why do old guys always gag*
* when they brush their teeth?!*
***SIGN*** Regrets It 5 Minutes Later
**[07:40] Chio**
*I never should have done this!*
**[07:44] Chio**
* Oh, crap! I didn't actually*
* have time to play assassin!*
**[07:47] Chio**
*I need to get down!*
**[07:52] Chio**
There's my school. I'm getting closer.
**[07:55] Chio**
I need a spot that'll be easy to get down...
**[07:58] Chio**
Somewhere no one will see me... Somewhere...
**[08:04] Chio**
*Huh? Don't tell me I've actually...*
**[08:07] Chio**
*been checkmated.*
**[08:09] Chio**
This distance...
**[08:12] Chio**
is not a distance I can jump, is it?
**[08:15] Chio**
I could get down if I use my hands, but...
**[08:16] Guy**
Ooh, close-up!
***SIGN*** trashscum Spotted a wild school girl. mizukosi I can see her panties
**[08:18] Girl**
Ew, Miyamo-san's like a monkey.
**[08:21] Girl 2**
Seriously.
**[08:22] Guy**
Hey, let's give her a nickname.
**[08:23] Girl**
Hey, it's Yellow Monkey.
**[08:25] Guy**
Hey, the Yellow Monkey's here.
**[08:26] Guy**
It's Yellow Monkey.
**[08:27] Girl**
Yellow Monkey...
**[08:28] Chio**
*Damn it! All of you are yellow, too!*
**[08:33] Chio**
That's totally what would happen!
**[08:35] Chio**
*If I want to live a normal school life,*
**[08:37] Chio**
*I can't stand out, no matter what!*
**[08:39] Chio**
* What should I do? Go back the way*
* I came? But I don't have time...*
**[08:44] Chio**
*What's all that racket?*
**[08:49] Mom**
Oh, dear...
**[08:54] Chio**
*Oh, I see. His balloon got stuck in a tree.*
**[08:58] Chio**
*I could probably reach it from here...*
**[09:00] Chio**
*But I can't afford to be seen.*
**[09:03] Chio**
*Sorry, little guy.*
**[09:06] ---**
*There's a tall guy.*
**[09:08] Mom**
Um, excuse me.
**[09:10] Mom**
My son's balloon got stuck in this tree...
**[09:13] Guy**
Oh, yes, I see it. I shouldn't
have any problem reaching it.
**[09:19] Mom**
Um, could you do that for us?
**[09:21] Guy**
No.
**[09:23] Guy**
Why would I bother?
**[09:27] Guy**
Oh, or are we talking business here?
**[09:29] Guy**
Does this come with a contingency fee?
**[09:31] Guy**
What about expenses?
What would be considered a failure?
**[09:33] Guy**
Will you pay for my Armanyu
suit if it gets dirty?
**[09:37] Guy**
Could you afford it, even?
**[09:38] Guy**
This was made to order and
has 530,000 attack power.
**[09:42] Guy**
By that, I mean the price.
Oh, and that's without tax.
***SIGN*** Attack Power 530,000
***SIGN*** (without tax)
**[09:46] Mom**
U-Um, I'm sorry...
**[09:52] Guy**
Pbbt.
**[09:55] Mom**
Takkun...
**[09:58] Chio**
* That bastard. I'd like to*
* chuck a rock at his head!*
**[10:00] Chio**
*Except I can't really move right now...*
**[10:03] Chio**
*I need to figure out a way I won't be late.*
**[10:07] Chio**
*All I have on hand is this pebble...*
**[10:09] Guy**
It's so much fun mocking the poor.
**[10:12] Chio**
*Hey, he's coming this way—*
**[10:17] Chio**
* If there's anything I've learned from staying*
* up all night playing video games...*
**[10:23] Chio**
* Even if something seems impossible,*
* you can always create your own path.*
**[10:27] Chio**
*And there's one other thing...*
**[10:28] Guy**
I make in a day what a
commoner makes in a month...
**[10:37] Guy**
Luxury python bag guard!
**[10:39] Guy**
It has 225,000 defensive power!
**[10:40] Guy**
Oh, by that, I mean the price.
That's before tax, of course!
**[10:45] Chio**
*I defeat scumbags for a living.*
**[10:48] Chio**
*My name is Miyamo Chio.*
**[10:51] Chio**
*I'm a member of the soft tennis club.*
**[10:52] Chio**
*High school first-year.*
**[10:56] Chio**
*The thing I hate most...*
**[10:58] Chio**
*is standing out.*
**[11:03] Chio**
Okay! It actually worked!
And I totally stuck that landing!
**[11:07] Chio**
Woohoo!
**[11:10] Chio**
All right! I might actually make it in time!
**[11:17] Guy**
He just collapsed out of nowhere.
**[11:19] Lady**
Is he drunk?
**[11:20] Guy**
Should we take him to the hospital?
**[11:23] Mom**
Takkun! Your balloon came down!
**[11:26] Mom**
There's a pebble tied to the bottom...
Was someone up there?
**[11:30] Boy**
I know who it was!
**[11:31] Boy**
I saw her. Someone who helps those in need...
**[11:35] Boy**
That was... an assassin!
**[11:38] Boy**
I saw one in Daddy's game!
**[11:41] Mom**
I see.
**[11:44] Mom**
*What's he talking about?*
**[11:46] Chio**
Oh, this looks good.
**[11:51] Chio**
*I can finally get back to my usual route.*
**[11:54] Chio**
Is this some parking lot?
**[11:56] Chio**
* I didn't know what I was*
* going to do for a sec,*
**[11:58] Chio**
* but I somehow managed to*
* make it straight through.*
**[12:01] Chio**
*I'm pretty sure no one saw me on the roof,*
**[12:04] Chio**
*so my peaceful school life should be safe.*
**[12:07] Chio**
*Now to just steady my breathing...*
**[12:11] Chio**
*and boldly step out.*
**[12:13] Chio**
* Boldly, so no one will*
* think I'm suspicious...*
**[12:17] Chio**
* What's with that guy?*
* Why's he looking at me?*
**[12:19] Chio**
* He's staring hard with his pervy eyes.*
* He's totally dangerous!*
**[12:24] Chio**
*Is he targeting me because I look weak?*
**[12:26] Chio**
*All the more reason to do this boldly.*
**[12:31] Chio**
*Boldly!*
**[12:36] Chio**
* Well? How do you like*
* my calm and cool nature?*
**[12:40] Chio**
* Not even a perv would have*
* the guts to talk to me.*
**[12:42] Sign**
Stop
**[12:43] Chio**
*I win.*
**[12:47] Chio**
*Ah, my comrades.*
**[12:51] Chio**
*We aren't walking to school.*
**[12:53] Chio**
*We're on our triumphant march to school!*
**[12:58] Guy**
Ow.
**[13:00] Chio**
S-Sorry...
**[13:01] Girl**
Could you walk faster?
**[13:04] Chio**
I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Samejima Private Academy
**[13:10] Chio**
* A lot happened, but thank*
* goodness I made it in time.*
**[13:13] Chio**
* I'm here! Now I can live out*
* my usual, peaceful school life.*
**[13:18] Chio**
Good morning!
**[13:20] Teach**
Good morning. Full of energy today, eh?
**[13:22] Chio**
Yes, sir!
**[13:23] Girl**
Good morning!
**[13:24] Teach**
Good morning.
**[13:25] Girl**
Good morning!
**[13:26] Teach**
Morning.
**[13:27] Girl**
Hey, did you hear?
**[13:28] Girl**
Apparently some girl from our school
came here from a love hotel today.
**[13:31] Girl**
What? Seriously?
**[13:33] Teach**
What?!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[13:36] Chio**
*Chio's School Road*.
***SIGN*** Samejima Academy compensated dating BBS
**[13:40] Teach**
*I'm going to save her,*
**[13:41] Teach**
* before any weird rumors start*
* to spread among the students.*
**[13:45] Teach**
Just you wait! Just you wait!
***SIGN*** Chio-chan and Hosokawa-san
**[13:49] Chio**
I'm off.
**[13:51] [SONG] Sign**
Chop
**[13:53] Chio**
See you later, Chop.
**[13:54] Chio**
I'll have plenty of time if I leave now.
**[14:00] Chio**
Hup.
**[14:03] Chio**
I guess it's not so bad
to leave early sometimes.
**[14:09] Chio**
* I wonder what it is... The scenery*
* looks prettier than usual.*
**[14:20] Yuki**
Morning!
**[14:24] Chio**
*Hey, that's...*
**[14:26] Chio**
*Hosokawa-san from my class.*
***SIGN*** Make sure you separate your garbage!
**[14:29] Chio**
*Uh, what? Wait a sec...*
**[14:32] Chio**
*Could she be...*
**[14:33] Chio**
*Could she actually be...*
**[14:36] Chio**
*talking to me?*
**[14:39] Chio**
*Hosokawa Yuki-san.*
**[14:42] Chio**
* She's always hanging out*
* with the cool kids in class.*
**[14:45] Chio**
*I need to go to the bathroom,*
**[14:46] Chio**
* but they seem to be having a fun*
* conversation, so I'll go from the other side.*
**[14:50] Chio**
*She's my polar opposite.*
**[14:57] Chio**
* This is just one of those things where*
* her friend is right behind me*
**[14:57] Chio**
Morning!
***SIGN*** Me
**[15:01] Chio**
*and she's actually saying hi to them, right?*
**[15:04] Chio**
*That must be it.*
**[15:05] Chio**
* I heard that Hosokawa-san's on*
* the track team and is pretty famous.*
**[15:09] Chio**
*She's popular and has lots of friends.*
**[15:11] Chio**
* There's no way she'd be saying hi to*
* someone as below average as me.*
**[15:15] Chio**
* But if she is actually greeting*
* me and I ignore it...*
**[15:16] Yuki**
Morning!
**[15:21] Chio**
*Th-That could get pretty messy, too...*
**[15:25] Chio**
*What should I do?*
**[15:26] Chio**
* If I don't make a choice by my next*
* step, it'll be really awkward!*
***SIGN*** Choose the path
that Chio-chan should take
***SIGN*** At least turn to look at her
***SIGN*** Risk: Low
**[15:32] Chio**
*At least turn to look at her.*
***SIGN*** Say something completely unrelated in return
***SIGN*** Risk: Low
**[15:33] Chio**
*Say something completely unrelated in return.*
***SIGN*** Return her greeting just as enthusiastically
***SIGN*** Risk: Low
**[15:35] Chio**
*Return her greeting just as enthusiastically.*
***SIGN*** Completely ignore her
***SIGN*** Risk: high
**[15:37] Chio**
*Completely ignore her.*
**[15:43] Chio**
*I've got it.*
**[15:44] Chio**
*What I should do...*
**[15:48] Chio**
Oh, my foot. Uh-oh.
**[15:50] Chio**
*...is this!*
**[15:52] Chio**
*Dive head-first into the garbage!*
**[15:53] Chio**
* And while I'm down here,*
* nonchalantly check behind me.*
**[15:59] ---**
*Th-There's no one there.*
**[16:02] ---**
*Wait, that means...*
**[16:03] Hoso**
M-Miyamo-san, are you okay?!
I must've startled you!
**[16:07] Hoso**
Are you hurt?
**[16:08] Chio**
No, I'm fine.
**[16:09] Chio**
*So she was talking to me!*
**[16:10] Hoso**
Can you stand?
**[16:11] Chio**
*Wait, Hosokawa-san's actually super nice!*
**[16:13] Chio**
Sorry about that. Thanks.
**[16:15] Chio**
*At least I avoided a disaster there.*
**[16:24] Chio**
*I-I-I'm so nervous...*
**[16:26] Chio**
* I guess I would end up walking*
* with her after all that.*
***SIGN*** Ookawara Stationery Right around the corner
**[16:31] Chio**
* Come to think of it, the Ookawara Stationery*
* mentioned on the telephone pole...*
**[16:35] Chio**
*I've never actually seen the place in person.*
**[16:38] Chio**
*I wonder if it closed up a long time ago.*
**[16:40] Chio**
* Wait, does that mean they're still*
* paying for that advertisement?*
***SIGN*** Ookawara Stationery
**[16:44] Chio**
* It was probably a quiet little*
* stationery store in some back alley.*
**[16:48] Chio**
*They're closed up now,*
**[16:51] Chio**
* but when some kid who used to get*
* school supplies there comes back,*
**[16:54] Chio**
* they should still be able to find it,*
* even though the town's changed.*
***SIGN*** Ookawara Stationery
**[16:57] Chio**
* Now, they're just standing in front*
* of the shop that's out of business,*
**[17:03] Chio**
*when an old lady comes out and says...*
**[17:06] Old**
My! That little crybaby
grew up into a fine young—
**[17:09] Chio**
*Crap! This isn't the time to escape reality!*
**[17:12] Chio**
* This is a trial that has been given to me,*
* a member of the "below average" club...*
**[17:16] Chio**
*We might not end up being best buds,*
**[17:16] Chio bg**
Its face was so squishy.
**[17:18] Chio**
* but we should at least laugh*
* like this a couple times,*
**[17:21] Chio**
*and end this walk to school on good terms!*
**[17:21] Chio**
Okay, I'm going to class.
**[17:23] Yuki**
See you later!
**[17:25] Chio**
* I mean, even if we left on*
* somewhat friendly terms,*
**[17:28] Chio**
* as soon as we got to class, we'd be taking*
* up our usual positions in separate groups...*
**[17:33] Chio**
*No! Stop being so negative, damn it!*
**[17:36] Chio**
* At times like these, we're supposed to*
* talk about something we have in common!*
**[17:39] Chio**
*Something we have in common...
The fact that we're both in sports clubs.*
***SIGN*** Soft Tennis Club Member
**[17:43] Chio**
Cough, cough...
**[17:45] Chio**
S-Say... Um, uh...
**[17:49] Chio**
Club?
**[17:53] Yuki**
Hm?
**[17:55] Chio**
* I freaked out and asked*
* some strange question!*
**[17:57] Chio**
*What the hell is "Club?" supposed to mean?!*
**[18:00] Chio**
* "What kind of practice*
* do you do in your club?"*
**[18:02] Chio**
*"We run."*
**[18:03] Chio**
*"Oh, really?"*
**[18:04] Chio**
*Wait, that's the end of that.*
**[18:07] Girl**
Hey, Yuki!
**[18:09] Girl 2**
Morning!
**[18:10] Yuki**
Morning!
**[18:12] Chio**
*Hey, they're... Hosokawa-san's friends.*
**[18:15] Chio**
*I-I'm saved!*
**[18:22] Chio**
*Hosokawa-san's completely distracted.*
**[18:25] Chio**
*Now's my chance...*
**[18:28] Chio**
*SWAT turn!*
**[18:31] Nar**
*Allow me to explain. The SWAT turn*
**[18:33] Nar**
* is an action from a certain game that*
* Chio-chan plays late into the night daily*
**[18:37] Nar**
* and can only be used by awakening*
* her inner game brain.*
***SIGN*** °All lies
**[18:53] Chio**
I-I ran away...
**[18:56] Chio**
I just need to stay in here until just before
the point that I'd end up late...
***SIGN*** Effort Friendship
**[19:00] Chio**
*I mean, there's no way around it.*
**[19:01] Chio**
* If she's with her friends, my place*
* will be gone, and I'll just disappear.*
**[19:07] Lady**
Here you go.
**[19:07] Chio**
* I mean, a member of the "below*
* average" club like me disappearing*
**[19:10] Chio**
* isn't much different than*
* a pack of free tissues*
**[19:13] Chio**
* you got in front of the station*
* just suddenly disappearing.*
**[19:16] Chio**
*I'm sure she didn't even notice.*
**[19:18] Chio**
*I feel so much more at ease being*
**[19:20] (Flashback) Chio**
"Sacrifice"...
**[19:20] Chio**
* in a convenience store bathroom*
* than being stuck with a classmate.*
**[19:23] Chio**
I see this in foreign video games a lot.
I think it means sacrifice...
**[19:23] Chio**
*I'm such... a small, small person...*
**[19:29] Chio**
*That should probably be long enough.*
**[19:31] Chio**
Man, I just copied the
SWAT turn from that game,
***SIGN*** Gaming News
**[19:34] Chio**
but it went surprisingly well.
**[19:36] Chio**
I'll continue to quietly
live in the darkness.
**[19:40] Chio**
Hey, the new issue of "Gaming News."
**[19:44] Chio**
* I don't have much time, so I'll*
* just check the new releases...*
**[19:48] Chio**
Ooh, a Japanese localized
version's coming out.
**[19:58] Chio**
*What?!*
**[20:01] Guy**
Thanks, come again!
**[20:02] Chio**
Oh? Hosokawa-san?
I thought you went on ahead!
**[20:06] Yuki**
Well, we were in the
middle of a conversation.
**[20:08] Chio**
*Is this girl serious?!*
**[20:10] Chio**
But what about your friends?
**[20:11] Yuki**
They went on ahead.
**[20:13] Chio**
I suddenly—
**[20:15] Yuki**
Wait! It's okay.
**[20:19] Yuki**
Miyamo-san, your stomach...
is sensitive, right?
**[20:25] Chio**
*Oh, I see.*
**[20:26] [SONG] Sign**
Open to
everyone
**[20:27] Chio**
* So she knew I was in the*
* bathroom that whole time, too.*
**[20:30] Chio**
* That means... I left without a word,*
* struggled all that time in the bathroom,*
**[20:34] Chio**
* and then kept her waiting even*
* longer by reading a magazine!*
**[20:36] Chio**
*I'm total scum!*
**[20:41] Yuki**
Huh? Miyamo-san?
**[20:43] Chio**
I'm fine. We should hurry.
**[20:45] Yuki**
Huh?
**[20:46] Chio**
We don't have much time!
**[20:48] Yuki**
Oh, you're right!
**[20:50] Chio**
*Jeez... I'm just awful.*
**[20:54] Chio**
* Hosokawa-san went out of*
* her way to be nice to me,*
**[20:57] Chio**
*yet I doubted her, and even ran away...*
**[20:59] Chio**
*I want to be friends with Hosokawa-san, too.*
**[21:02] Teach**
You'd better hurry up!
**[21:04] Chio**
*We're already at school.*
**[21:06] Chio**
*I lost my chance to say it back there, but...*
**[21:09] Chio**
*There's something I have to tell you.*
**[21:13] Chio**
*Before we get to class...*
**[21:14] Chio**
*and get separated again!*
**[21:18] Chio**
Um, Hosokawa-san!
**[21:20] Chio**
I should have said this earlier, but...
**[21:25] Chio**
Um... G-Good morning!
**[21:30] Guy 1**
*Is she my fan?*
**[21:31] Guy 2**
*She said that to me.*
**[21:32] Guy 3**
*I guess she's doable.*
**[21:34] Guy 4**
*Does she want me?*
**[21:37] Chio**
*Crap. Now I've done it.*
**[21:40] Chio**
*Damn, Hosokawa-san's fast...*
**[21:43] Yuki**
Running's so much fun!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[21:47] yuki**
*Chio's School Road*.
**[21:53] All**
*Oh, she was just sneezing.*
**[21:56] Chio**
*I'm saved.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:28] Chio**
Next time on *Chio's School Road*,
**[23:30] Chio**
"Bloody Butterfly Effect,"
"Manana, Ootoro, and Me,"
**[23:34] Chio**
and "Bump of Slave."
**[23:36] Chio**
Look forward to it!
# 2 - Bloody Butterfly Effect / Manana, Ootoro, and Me / Bump of Slave
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY1X93P7Y/chios-school-road)
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***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[01:30] Chio**
Crap... My chest hurts.
***SIGN*** Bloody Butterfly Effect
**[01:33] Chio**
It's definitely a symptom
of sleep deprivation.
**[01:36] Chio**
I just need to make sure I don't
get in trouble for falling asleep.
**[01:40] Chio**
*I did it again...*
**[01:42] Chio**
*I played online matches late into the night.*
**[01:44] Chio**
*I only planned to play for thirty minutes...*
**[01:47] (Flashback) Chio**
And done.
***SIGN*** Online
***SIGN*** You have one new message
**[01:49] (Flashback) Chio**
Oh, hey. It's the foreigner
I was just playing.
**[01:52] (Flashback) Chio**
I'll just put this through
a translation site...
***SIGN*** [Insult]
**[01:59] (Flashback) chio**
Really? You can hit me from there?
**[02:00] (Flashback) chio**
That's a cheat! This guy's totally cheating!
**[02:02] (Flashback) Chio**
You dumbass!
**[02:03] Chio**
* Some foreigner egged me on, and before*
* I realized it, it was morning.*
**[02:07] Chio**
Aw, man... I just can't help myself.
**[02:17] Chio**
*Wha...*
**[02:19] Chio**
*What is that? I'm guessing...*
**[02:21] Chio**
* Some motorcycle gang guy*
* who just finished a ride?*
**[02:26] Chio**
* I mean, guys like that won't get*
* in the face of some civilian*
**[02:29] Chio**
*just peacefully walking by, right?*
**[02:32] Chio**
* Let alone some below-average*
* high school girl like me...*
**[02:35] Chio**
*Wait...*
***SIGN*** Delinquent
***SIGN*** Bike
***SIGN*** Old guy
***SIGN*** Me
**[02:36] chio**
*That jerk is gonna*
**[02:37] chio**
* make me walk closer to the*
* delinquent because he's scared!*
**[02:40] Chio**
* You can't be serious! You totally*
* look like a section chief!*
**[02:43] Chio**
* No, I don't have time to worry*
* about people's titles right now.*
**[02:46] Chio**
*I just need to quietly and peacefully...*
**[02:48] Chio**
*Damn it, this bike is in the way! N-No room!*
**[02:51] Chio**
*Just a little more...*
**[02:52] Chio**
*Hey, don't push me, section chief guy!*
***SIGN*** Trivia Corner
***SIGN*** Trivia
Corner
***SIGN*** You call the exhaust pipe by the wheel a "muffler"
***SIGN*** After riding, it's extremely hot, sometimes over 200 degrees Celsius
***SIGN*** Danger!
**[02:57] Nar**
* You call the exhaust pipe*
* by the wheel a "muffler."*
**[02:59] ---**
Cool!
**[03:00] ---**
My, my!
**[03:01] Nar**
* After riding, it's extremely hot,*
* sometimes over 200 degrees Celsius.*
**[03:04] Nar**
*If you touch it...*
**[03:06] Chio**
Ngaaaah!
**[03:08] Nar**
*This is what you'd sound like.*
**[03:19] Chio**
*Crap. Now I've really done it.*
**[03:23] Ando**
What are you yelling for, little girl?
**[03:27] Chio**
*Whoa, he's huge!*
**[03:28] Ando**
You wanna fight?
**[03:30] Chio**
* No, no! I accidentally touched*
* something really hot and...*
**[03:33] Chio**
*I can't speak...*
**[03:36] Ando**
Must think you're hot shit,
laughing in my face like that.
**[03:38] Chio**
*No! This is a bad habit of mine!*
**[03:41] Ando**
Sorry, but I've got a code to follow...
**[03:43] Ando**
When someone wants to fight,
I *have* to take them on!
**[03:46] Chio**
*No way! My feet are off the ground!*
**[03:49] Chio**
*Help me, old guy!*
**[03:52] Ando**
Hurgh!
**[03:57] Guy**
I'm sorry! It's almost time for
my part-time job interview!
**[04:06] Chio**
I won.
**[04:08] Chio**
I need to get going before he wakes up...
**[04:11] Chio**
This is a bit dangerous.
**[04:14] Chio**
Someone might get burnt like me.
I should move it to the side a little.
**[04:18] Chio**
I'm sure it's like some heavy bicycle.
**[04:20] Chio**
Hey, it's really easy to move—
**[04:31] Chio**
*Chio! What the hell is wrong with you?!*
**[04:34] Chio**
*This sucks! This sucks! This sucks!*
**[04:36] Chio**
*Now I'm totally the bad guy in all this!*
**[04:36] [SONG] Sign**
Property damage
**[04:37] [SONG] sign**
Injured someone
**[04:42] Chio**
*Crap! He's regaining consciousness.*
**[04:44] Chio**
*What should I do? What should I do?!*
**[04:45] Chio**
*This all started because he—*
**[04:54] Chio**
Hey. You awake?
**[04:58] Ando**
You bitch... My bike...
**[05:00] Ando**
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
**[05:03] Chio**
* He probably knows that I go to*
* Samejima Academy by my uniform...*
**[05:06] Chio**
* Even if I run, it's only a matter*
* of time until he finds me.*
**[05:09] Chio**
The ground's dirty, so I laid this under me.
**[05:12] Ando**
Huh?
**[05:13] Chio**
*I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't...*
**[05:14] Ando**
Bitch, do you know what you're doing?
**[05:15] Chio**
* So I'm just going to act defiant*
* and settle things here!*
**[05:19] Chio**
You're the one who doesn't understand.
**[05:22] Chio**
I held back earlier so I wouldn't kill you.
**[05:25] Chio**
You don't really think you just
underestimated some random girl
**[05:28] Chio**
and accidentally got your
ass handed to you, do you?
**[05:32] Ando**
*What the hell is she...*
**[05:34] Ando**
*Wait, she was laughing to begin with.*
**[05:37] Ando**
Hey...
**[05:38] Ando**
Who the hell are you?
**[05:40] Chio**
My name?
**[05:42] (Flashback) Chio**
Man, it's always nerve-racking
when you start a new game.
**[05:45] (Flashback) Chio**
I'll use my usual name...
***SIGN*** Bloody Butterfly
**[05:48] Chio**
Bloody Butterfly.
***SIGN*** Bloody Butterfly
**[05:51] Ando**
I've never heard of any Bloody Butterfly!
**[05:54] Ando**
Get over yourself—
**[05:55] Chio**
Of course you haven't.
**[05:56] Ando**
Huh?
**[05:56] Chio**
I'm on a completely different level than you.
**[05:59] Chio**
While y'all are being buddy-buddy
playing motorcycle gang,
**[06:02] Chio**
I'm packing heat and having shootouts
with some foreigners every night.
**[06:07] Ando**
Packing heat?
**[06:08] Ando**
Proxy wars? Working in the shadows?
**[06:11] Guy**
Oh, don't kill me!
**[06:12] Ando**
Who the hell would believe tha—
**[06:13] Chio**
Listen up. I'll let you off with a warning.
**[06:15] Chio**
Stop riding around on this lame
souped-up bike and quit your gang now.
**[06:19] Ando**
Huh?
**[06:20] Chio**
It's a waste of time.
**[06:22] Chio**
You just keep fighting and fighting and
fighting with other gangs, but for what?
**[06:26] Chio**
What's beyond all that?
**[06:28] Chio**
You want to set foot on my side?
**[06:30] Chio**
I'm shooting out with people, killing
people, and once dawn rolls around,
**[06:31] Chio**
It's already morning.
**[06:32] Chio**
My chest hurts... I'll never game again.
**[06:34] Chio**
I'm filled with regret.
**[06:35] Chio**
I can't go back to being normal.
**[06:36] Chio**
Must... not... click...
**[06:38] Guy**
Whoo! Now I can fight nonstop!
**[06:38] Chio**
I've seen countless guys get crippled for life.
**[06:41] Guy**
And I can summon real food just
by stomping on the floor!
**[06:41] Chio**
You want to wear a diaper and piss
yourself when you're this young?
**[06:44] Ando**
C-Crippled?!
**[06:47] Chio**
I'm trying to be nice here.
**[06:49] Chio**
Don't become like me.
**[06:52] Chio**
Shoot for below average. Try to be normal.
**[06:55] Chio**
Peace is the most wonderful,
yet most difficult thing.
**[06:59] Ando**
* Wh-Why? This is totally absurd,*
* but somehow, she's really convincing!*
**[07:04] Chio**
Are you saying you have the
nerve to keep going around
**[07:08] Chio**
dragging that busted-up bike of yours
**[07:10] Chio**
after getting instantly destroyed
by some girl one-on-one?
**[07:24] Ando**
I've lost...
**[07:28] Ando**
I won't bother you anymore.
**[07:30] Ando**
But I want you to grant me one final wish...
**[07:35] Ando**
Would you join me on my last ride,
**[07:38] Ando**
at least as far as your school?
**[07:41] Chio**
Huh?
**[07:43] Chio**
This turned into something huge...
**[07:51] Ando**
We're here.
**[07:55] Ando**
Thanks, Bloody Butterfly!
**[07:58] Kids**
B—
**[07:59] Kids**
B—
**[08:00] Kids**
Bloody...
**[08:01] Kids**
...Butterfly?!
**[08:04] Teach**
Wait.
**[08:06] Teach**
That name...
**[08:07] Teach**
You're a student here, right?
**[08:10] Chio**
Yessir, I am exchange student, yes?
**[08:15] Teach**
I see.
**[08:17] Ando**
Chio's School Road!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
***SIGN*** Manana, Ootoro, and Me
**[08:23] Mana**
Chio-chan, don't you think there are
a lot of couples around lately?
**[08:28] Chio**
Actually, yeah.
**[08:29] Chio**
There suddenly seems to
be a lot more around.
**[08:32] Mana**
And they're all first-years.
**[08:35] Mana**
I'd call them...
**[08:37] Mana**
Relationship noobs.
**[08:38] Students**
Love! Love! Love! Love! Love!
**[08:39] Nar**
* "Noobs" is a gamer term for*
* beginners or amateurs.*
**[08:42] Nar**
* First-years have a delusional*
* outlook on high school life,*
**[08:45] Nar**
*causing them to choose whoever*
**[08:47] Nar**
* and enter relationships as soon*
* as they start high school.*
**[08:50] Nar**
* But once the magic of the*
* entrance ceremony begins to fade,*
**[08:50] Guy**
Sorry, you're not actually my type.
**[08:53] Girl**
Ditto.
**[08:53] Nar**
* many of those relationship noobs*
* break up during summer vacation.*
**[08:58] mana**
They're like amateurs stepping onto
the battlefield for the first time.
**[09:01] mana**
They don't even plan or strategize.
It's honestly pitiful to see.
**[09:05] Mana**
What are your thoughts, Chio-chan?
**[09:07] Chio**
December.
**[09:09] Mana**
Oh? Let's hear it.
**[09:10] Chio**
You only need to go out with the opposite
sex once throughout high school.
**[09:14] Chio**
When you grow up and say that you went
out with two guys in high school,
**[09:19] Chio**
it sounds like you just messed around.
**[09:20] [SONG] Sign**
Entered school
**[09:20] Chio**
Toward the end of your high school
career, relationships get in the way.
***SIGN*** 2nd year
***SIGN*** 3rd year
**[09:24] Chio**
Thus, you focus on enjoying relationships
during the event season,
***SIGN*** Graduation
**[09:27] Chio**
from the winter of your first year
to the summer of your second year.
***SIGN*** Summer Winter
***SIGN*** Christmas New Year's Valentines Extended break
**[09:31] Chio**
After that, you switch gears
and focus on your studies.
***SIGN*** Below-average relationship plan diagram
**[09:33] Chio**
This is my below-average relationship plan!
**[09:36] Manana**
Chio-chan! This diagram...
**[09:37] Both**
I think I've seen it before.
***SIGN*** Chuutoro Ootoro
***SIGN*** Ootoro
**[09:39] Both**
Ootoro!
**[09:41] Manana**
So it's precisely...
**[09:42] Chio**
...the most delicious time for relationships.
**[09:44] Nar**
* This idle gossip was brought to you by two*
* girls with zero relationship experience.*
**[09:48] Manana**
I'm lying! I'm just playing tough!
**[09:50] Manana**
I want to enjoy my youth,
like everyone else!
**[09:52] Chio**
Manana, you're being too loud!
**[09:53] Manana**
So?! Everyone's too busy with
who they're with, anyway!
**[09:58] Girl**
I want to go there.
**[09:59] Guy**
Oh, sorry...
**[10:01] Chio**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[10:03] Mana**
Ha, that couple just broke up for three
seconds... at least, physically!
**[10:06] Chio**
*Man, she's a terrible person.*
**[10:10] Mana**
How are you with romantic
relationships, Chio-chan?
**[10:13] Mana**
You basically spend all your
time playing games, right?
**[10:16] Chio**
*I can't say anything back...*
**[10:18] chio**
Hey, the couple in front of us...
**[10:19] Guy**
...is so amazing.
**[10:20] Chio**
It's Hosokawa-san.
**[10:22] Mana**
Yeah, the star of the track team.
**[10:24] Chio**
Huh? You're not going to attack them?
**[10:27] Mana**
Huh? If I even tried to enter that high-level
dimension, I'd be obliterated on impact.
**[10:32] Chio**
Ah, my fellow lower-middle-class
citizen. No wonder we get along.
**[10:36] Mana**
But man, they totally look
like the ideal couple.
**[10:39] Mana**
Even I don't feel as petty when
they're both so good-looking.
**[10:43] Mana**
"Apparently, my hands are pretty big.
My senpai asked me if I'd play bass for him."
**[10:48] Mana**
"Wow! Your fingers really are long!"
**[10:51] Mana**
"Hey, want to compare hands?"
**[10:52] Mana**
"Wow! They're totally different!"
**[10:54] [SONG] Sign**
Ueda Loan
**[10:54] Mana**
"Are you really going to play bass?"
**[10:56] Mana**
"Nah, I'm not good at anything. I couldn't."
**[10:59] Mana**
"You should at least try!
You'd look amazing with a bass! I..."
**[11:00] Chio**
Manana-san? Which one am I?
**[11:07] Mana**
Th-There it is! The trump card:
It's dangerous to walk by the road!
**[11:08] Chio**
Jeez, you startled me!
**[11:11] Mana**
Please stop! I'll never be able
to maintain my composure
**[11:14] Mana**
if they start drinking out
of the same bottle next...
**[11:25] Chio**
A very healthy, attractive couple...
**[11:28] Manana**
...just ducked into the alleyway. This...
**[11:31] Both**
...looks like sexy times.
**[11:33] Mana**
I'm just gonna take a little peek...
**[11:34] Chio**
W-Wait! What are you...
**[11:36] Mana**
Don't stop me, Chio-chan.
**[11:37] Mana**
I need to find out what's beyond here.
**[11:41] Mana**
I mean... celebrity gossip is priceless.
**[11:45] Mana**
That's why I want to be
at the center of attention.
**[11:48] Chio**
*Wow, you fail at life.*
**[11:50] Chio**
Manana, wait. I'll go, too.
**[11:53] Chio**
I mean, if our classmates are doing
something improper, we have to stop them.
**[11:57] Chio**
And if they're going to get scolded,
it won't be so bad if it's from the two of us.
**[12:02] Mana**
*So she's blaming someone else for her actions*
**[12:05] Mana**
*and tacking on some insurance, just in case.*
**[12:07] Mana**
*Miyamo Chio, you're such a piece of shit...*
**[12:10] Mana**
You're the best!
***SIGN*** Begin Sneaking
**[12:13] Chio**
*Begin sneaking.*
**[12:16] Mana**
I've confirmed the location!
**[12:18] Chio**
* I see... There's a T-intersection*
* two blocks down.*
**[12:21] chio**
*It seems they're a bit further ahead.*
***SIGN*** This Means Nothing
**[12:30] Chio**
*I'm sorry, Hosokawa-san.*
**[12:31] Chio**
*I'm having so much fun right now!*
**[12:34] Mana**
She's more into this than anyone else.
**[12:37] Yuki**
Sorry!
**[12:39] Yuki**
I decided not to go out with anyone
so that I can concentrate on track.
**[12:45] Chio**
*He brought her in here to ask her out?*
**[12:48] Yuki**
Because I love running...
**[12:51] Guy**
I understand. Thanks for
being honest with me.
**[12:55] Yuki**
This might sound selfish...
**[12:58] Yuki**
but I want to stay friends
with you, Haruki-kun.
**[13:01] Yuki**
I was hoping you could teach me math again.
**[13:04] Haru**
Okay.
**[13:06] Haru**
I guess I could support your
club activities that way.
**[13:10] Haru**
Then, I hope you'll introduce
me to one of your friends.
**[13:14] Haru**
You have lots of them, right?
**[13:15] Yuki**
What the heck? You weren't
serious about me at all!
**[13:18] Chio**
Wow... I never knew rejections
could be so smooth.
**[13:22] Chio**
Hosokawa-san really is amazing.
**[13:24] Yuki**
Oh, but lately,
**[13:26] Yuki**
I think I might be able to become friends
with someone who's a little different.
**[13:30] Yuki**
She's in my class, and her name is Miyamo-san.
**[13:33] Yuki**
She's the one with the glasses.
**[13:34] Yuki**
We walk to school together
every now and then.
**[13:36] Chio**
*Hosokawa-san is talking about me...*
**[13:36] Yuki**
She's really honest and cute.
**[13:39] Haru**
Oh, yeah?
**[13:42] Mana**
Hey! Why didn't I know about this?
**[13:45] Mana**
You're friends with Hosokawa-san?!
**[13:47] Chio**
Well, I, uh...
**[13:49] Chio**
We just walk to school together sometimes...
**[13:51] Mana**
She mentioned that,
but how did that even happen?
**[13:55] Chio**
Um... I dove head-first into the
garbage, and we became friends.
**[13:59] Mana**
Now I get it!
**[14:00] Mana**
You want to abandon me and
join their group, don't you?!
**[14:03] Mana**
Fine, I see how it is!
**[14:04] Chio**
That's not—
**[14:07] Chio**
*Hosokawa-san was just... complimenting me...*
**[14:09] Chio**
*This timing... sucks...*
**[14:18] Yuki**
Oh, my!
**[14:24] Yuki**
Shh!
**[14:29] Chio**
That was close!
They didn't see us, did they?!
**[14:32] Chio**
More importantly, how do people
breathe when they're kissing?
**[14:36] Chio**
Wait, did our lips actually touch?
They didn't, right?
**[14:39] Chio**
Right?
**[14:41] Mana**
I-I don't think they did...
**[14:46] Chio**
Stop acting so meek!
**[14:48] Mana**
What was that for? You dummy!
**[14:53] Mana**
H-Hey, Chio-chan.
***SIGN*** Bump of Slave
**[14:55] Yuki**
Good morning, Miyamo-san.
**[14:57] Chio**
What is this pairing? It's so fresh!
**[15:01] Chio**
Why are you with Hosokawa-san, Manana?
**[15:04] Mana**
Well, actually...
**[15:06] Mana**
I was waiting for you when
Hosokawa-san happened to pass by.
**[15:09] (Flashback) Mana**
Hey, it's a celebrity.
**[15:10] (Flashback) Yuki**
Hey, you're Miyamo-san's friend, right?
**[15:13] (Flashback) Mana**
Y-Yes...
**[15:14] (Flashback) Yuki**
Can I wait with you, too?
**[15:16] (Flashback) Mana**
S-Sure!
**[15:17] (Flashback) Yuki**
Yay! I'm Hosokawa.
**[15:18] Mana**
Before I realized, we ended up
walking to school together...
**[15:19] (Flashback) Mana**
I'm Nonomura!
**[15:22] Chio**
*Hosokawa-san is amazing... She's so friendly.*
**[15:30] Chio**
* Wow... The three of us are*
* actually walking together.*
**[15:33] Mana**
Oh, by the way...
**[15:34] Mana**
There's something that I want
to ask you, Hosokawa-san.
**[15:38] Yuki**
Sure. Ask me anything.
**[15:40] Mana**
Are you a virgin?
**[15:48] Chio**
H-Hey! What the hell are you asking?!
**[15:50] Chio**
Why would you ask such an
awful question?! Right?!
**[15:54] Yuki**
I've... never gone out with anyone, so...
**[15:58] Mana**
What? But I heard that you're super popular.
**[16:00] Mana**
They say Haruki-kun from the
basketball team asked you out!
**[16:03] Yuki**
Wait, that's already spread so fast?
**[16:06] Chio**
*You're the one who spread that information!*
**[16:09] Yuki**
Ahem...
**[16:11] Yuki**
Then, um... Do you guys
do that kind of stuff?
**[16:15] Both**
She definitely hasn't!
**[16:17] Yuki**
Really? Then have either of you kissed?
**[16:22] Chio**
* W-We decided that our lips didn't*
* actually touch that time...*
**[16:27] Mana**
I have.
**[16:28] Chio**
What?! Manana, that was—
**[16:29] Mana**
I was in middle school, and the
other person was in college...
**[16:32] Yuki**
In middle school? That's amazing!
**[16:34] Mana**
Well, we met online...
**[16:37] Chio**
*What?!*
**[16:38] Yuki**
How did you meet online?
**[16:38] Chio**
* I-I had no idea she was hiding*
* that this whole time...*
**[16:40] Mana**
It's embarrassing, but we
met in an online battle game
**[16:42] Mana**
that I was into, and we
somehow teamed up a lot.
**[16:43] Chio**
* Wait... What is this? Manana*
* suddenly feels so far away...*
**[16:44] Mana**
Then we started messaging each other and...
**[16:49] Chio**
You can basically have a
society with three people.
***SIGN*** Chi-oh
**[16:52] Chio**
*I'm the central person in our three,*
**[16:56] Chio**
* so I figured I would be the one*
* who could choose in this society.*
**[17:00] Chio**
Hey, what should we do today?
**[17:02] Yuki**
It's time for your studies right now.
**[17:04] Chio**
Aw, but I'm not interested.
**[17:05] Yuki**
They say that pursuits become habits.
**[17:08] Chio**
Yeah, don't care.
**[17:09] Manana**
"Heroides."
**[17:11] Chio**
Huh?
**[17:12] Manana**
Ovid.
**[17:14] Yuki**
Oho.
**[17:15] Yuki**
Are you well-versed in literature?
**[17:16] Chio**
H-Hey, hello? Hey.
**[17:18] Mana**
Before my fall, I had majored
in Latin literature.
**[17:19] Chio**
Hey, hey...
**[17:21] Yuki**
I see.
**[17:23] Yuki**
How about "Metamorphoses"?
**[17:24] Mana**
I'm fond of the Icarus episode.
**[17:27] Yuki**
Narcissus...
**[17:27] Chio**
No! This is too hard! No!
**[17:28] Mana**
Changed literature.
**[17:31] Chio**
Ooh, yummy grapes.
**[17:31] Yuki**
What about Shakespeare?
**[17:35] Chio**
*Manana...*
**[17:37] Mana**
So there seems to be a trick to it...
**[17:39] Chio**
* That brat is trying to use*
* me as a stepping stool*
**[17:42] Chio**
*to get into Hosokawa-san's good graces!*
**[17:44] Chio**
*There were signs, too.*
**[17:46] Chio**
*This is truly...*
**[17:49] Chio**
*a betrayal!*
**[17:50] Chio**
Curse you, you damn slave!
**[17:55] Mana**
*Looks like you finally get it, Chio-chan.*
**[17:57] Mana**
*You were pretty useful.*
**[17:59] Mana**
* Now, I'm going to use my*
* connection with Hosokawa-san*
**[18:03] Mana**
*to join the elites at our school.*
**[18:06] Mana**
* I doubt we'll ever be*
* speaking to each other again,*
**[18:08] Mana**
*but I did enjoy our time together.*
**[18:10] Mana**
*Goodbye, Chio-chan.*
**[18:16] Yuki**
Wow, Nonomura-san. You're so mature.
**[18:19] Mana**
Well, I was pretty young.
**[18:21] Mana**
I went through some hardships,
but I know how to pick my men now.
**[18:24] Mana**
For example,
**[18:26] Mana**
that guy over there is going to end up
a grunt at some company with no future.
**[18:30] Yuki**
What?
**[18:31] Mana**
Men who have no idea how society
views them are so dumb...
**[18:34] Ushi**
Morning, Yuki-chan.
**[18:36] Yuki**
Good morning!
**[18:39] Mana**
What?!
**[18:39] Ushi**
Oh, sorry. Are you with a friend?
**[18:43] Yuki**
This is Ushida-san. He works
at an office near our school.
**[18:47] Uchi**
Yuki-chan is my running coach.
**[18:50] Manana**
*Her network is way too broad!*
**[18:52] Uchi**
She talked to me one night while I
was on a night run to lose weight.
**[18:56] (Flashback) Yuki**
Um... The way you're running
is really bad for your knees!
**[18:59] Uchi**
She teaches me things every
time we bump into each other.
**[19:02] Uchi**
When you get actual running shoes,
you can really tell the difference.
**[19:03] Mana**
* So he's dressed like that because*
* Hosokawa-san recommended it...*
**[19:05] Yuki**
Are you walking all the
way to the office again?
**[19:07] Mana**
*What's with her fashion—*
**[19:07] Ushi**
Yes.
**[19:08] Ushi**
A president can't set an example
for his employees if he's fat, so...
**[19:09] Mana**
*President?!*
**[19:11] Ushi**
Man, it's rough. Lately, I just wipe
down with a wet towel and change,
**[19:14] Ushi**
but I'm thinking of adding
shower rooms at the office.
**[19:24] Chio**
Oh? Oh, what's this? What?
**[19:27] Chio**
It's Nonomura-san from the normie group!
**[19:29] Chio**
Oh, I'm sorry that someone like
me suddenly talked to you.
**[19:34] Chio**
Huh? What?
**[19:37] Chio**
Oh, my gosh! Your face is so pretty!
**[19:39] Chio**
I'm sorry, your beauty almost sucked me in!
**[19:42] Chio**
Man, you elites sure are beautiful.
**[19:46] Chio**
You must go to a lot of mixers.
**[19:47] Chio**
That's so cool!
**[19:48] Chio**
Oh, I was thinking, hup!
**[19:50] Chio**
Nonomura-san, hup!
**[19:51] Chio**
That story from your
middle school days, hup!
**[19:53] Chio**
About how you kissed
some college guy, hup, hup!
**[19:55] Chio**
Could you tell me about it, hup,
so I can learn from it?
**[19:58] Mana**
It was a lie!
**[20:00] Mana**
It was all a lie.
**[20:02] Mana**
I've never kissed a guy.
**[20:04] Mana**
I just ripped off something
I read in a fashion magazine.
**[20:08] Chio**
I see. Thank goodness.
**[20:10] Chio**
I'm glad some lolicon
bastard that had the nerve
**[20:13] Chio**
to seduce a middle-schooler
wasn't your first kiss.
**[20:16] Mana**
Chio-chan...
**[20:18] Chio**
Manana...
**[20:19] Chio**
Welcome back.
**[20:26] Mana**
So, apparently that old guy is
a president of some company.
**[20:29] Chio**
Yeah, I heard.
**[20:30] Chio**
He doesn't look so important.
**[20:32] Mana**
I know, right?!
**[20:33] Mana**
If I were some old guy and
Hosokawa-san suddenly talked to me,
**[20:37] Mana**
I'd get so worked up and...
**[20:40] (Flashback) Guy**
Huh? My job?!
**[20:42] (Flashback) Guy**
I, um... I'm actually the
president of a company.
**[20:45] Both**
Hey, I get it now.
**[20:47] Manana**
Pardon us!
**[20:48] Chio**
We heard that you were some president!
**[20:51] Mana**
Could we ask you what your job is like?
**[20:53] Chio**
I'm so sorry, but she's
enamored with economics.
**[20:55] Mana**
Oh, do you have a business card?
**[20:57] Chio**
You're interested too, right, Hosokawa-san?
**[20:59] Yuki**
Hm?
**[21:01] Ushi**
I'm so sorry! I was lying about everything!
**[21:04] Ushi**
I'm just a grunt... I wanted to seem cool!
**[21:07] Chio**
Yeah, yeah, we get it.
**[21:09] Chio**
There are women who dig up
people's relationship histories.
**[21:13] Mana**
Gulp.
**[21:13] Yuki**
Oh, that's okay! Sometimes, during meets,
**[21:16] Yuki**
I'll purposely act like I'm not feeling well.
**[21:19] Yuki**
Ushida-san, there's only
one important thing here.
**[21:22] Yuki**
The distance you ran isn't a lie!
**[21:25] Yuki**
And so, whenever we're feeling
down, let's all go for a run!
**[21:29] Chio**
Huh? Hosokawa-san?
**[21:31] Mana**
Why are we running?
**[21:33] Chio**
*Maybe Hosokawa-san just wants to run...*
**[21:36] Chio**
*That's what I thought at first,*
**[21:38] Chio**
* but eventually, it actually*
* ended up being fun.*
**[21:41] Chio**
* Maybe it doesn't really*
* matter how others view you.*
**[21:52] Teach**
I want to tell them to stop running,
**[21:55] Teach**
but look at their happy faces—
Who the hell is that old guy?!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] Chio**
Next time on *Chio's School Road*,
**[23:32] Chio**
"Bloody Butterfly Effect 2"
and "The Kabaddic Four."
**[23:37] Chio**
Look forward to it!
**[23:38] Chio**
This is awesome!
# 3 - Bloody Butterfly Effect 2 / The Kabaddic Four
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY1X93P7Y/chios-school-road)
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***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
***SIGN*** Bloody Butterfly Effect 2
**[01:32] Chio**
*On mornings when I leave a bit early,*
**[01:35] Chio**
*it's nice to walk through the park sometimes.*
**[01:37] Chio**
*There are so many people...*
**[01:42] Chio**
*Motorcycles... Looks like some gang members.*
**[01:43] Chio**
What's your problem?!
**[01:47] Chio**
*They're shouting about something.*
**[01:49] Chio**
* This isn't how I wanted*
* to start my morning...*
**[01:51] Chio**
Well, this park's pretty big,
so I'll just avoid them...
**[01:53] Andou**
I ended up meeting the real deal...
**[01:57] Chio**
Um... What's my first period class again?
**[01:59] Andou**
The name was... Bloody Butterfly.
**[02:03] Chio**
Blo—
**[02:04] Guy**
B-Bloody Butterfly? Who is that?
**[02:07] Andou**
It's the name of the woman
**[02:10] Andou**
who defeated me in a single blow.
**[02:12] Guy**
A w-woman?!
**[02:15] Chio**
*That's the guy from...*
**[02:17] Chio**
*that one time!*
***SIGN*** Bloody Butterfly
**[02:21] Andou**
I appreciate that you want me to stay,
**[02:23] Andou**
but I swore to Bloody Butterfly
that I'd quit this way of life.
**[02:27] Guy**
No way!
**[02:28] Andou**
I won't go back on my word.
**[02:29] Chio**
* Wait... He actually took what*
* I said the other day seriously?*
**[02:35] Andou**
At first, I thought some crazy
chick was trying to pick a fight,
**[02:38] Andou**
but the second she got in my face,
Bloody Butterfly smirked,
**[02:42] Andou**
and before I knew it, I was on the ground.
**[02:46] Guy**
No way.
**[02:47] Guy 2**
But you're known as the
demon god, Andou-san...
**[02:50] Guy**
I can't believe it... Bloody Butterfly...
**[02:52] Guy**
But I've never heard of this
Bloody Butterfly chick.
**[02:56] Guy**
Bloody Butterfly...
She must be from some other turf.
**[02:59] Guy**
Bloody Butterfly... Maybe her name has
something to do with a butterfly knife.
**[03:03] Chio**
* Please stop! Stop saying*
* that name over and over!*
**[03:07] Chio**
* Bloody Butterfly is just the*
* handle I use for online games!*
**[03:10] Chio**
*When you keep saying it so seriously IRL...*
**[03:13] Chio**
*It's just too embarrassing!*
**[03:15] Andou**
Guys, don't try to dig too deep.
**[03:19] Andou**
Bloody Butterfly is a denizen
of society's dark underworld.
**[03:23] Andou**
I realized something after
speaking with Bloody Butterfly...
**[03:28] Andou**
That what we're doing is child's play.
**[03:32] Andou**
Honestly, it was a shock
**[03:34] Andou**
to find out there were women like
Bloody Butterfly in this world.
**[03:40] Andou**
To think someone who looked like that
**[03:42] Andou**
was fighting with gangs and
mafias from other countries...
**[03:45] Andou**
That's Bloody Butterfly.
**[03:48] Guy**
There's someone out there that
Andou-san has such high praise for?
**[03:52] Guy 2**
No, I just can't accept this.
**[03:55] Guy 2**
I need to see this Bloody Butterfly for myself!
**[03:57] Andou**
You dumbass! You don't trust me?
**[04:01] Chio**
This is getting way too big!
**[04:04] Chio**
If this keeps up, I won't be
able to walk around town!
**[04:06] Guy 2**
I believe in your strength, Andou-san!
**[04:10] Guy 2**
That's why, even if I have to
drag Bloody Butterfly out here...
**[04:14] Guy**
I'm in.
**[04:15] Guy**
She must've used some underhanded trick.
**[04:18] Guy**
Otherwise, there's no way
you'd lose, Andou-san!
**[04:20] Guy 2**
We'll do everything in our power to find her!
**[04:24] Guys**
We're gonna hunt down Bloody Butterfly!
**[04:28] Guy**
A-Andou-san?
**[04:31] Guy**
Um...
**[04:32] Andou**
Don't move!
**[04:33] Andou**
Don't say a word.
**[04:34] Andou**
Whatever you do, don't turn around!
**[04:41] Andou**
Wh-Where the hell did you come from,
**[04:46] Andou**
Bloody Butterfly?!
**[04:49] Guys**
*Th-This is...*
**[04:52] Guys**
*Bloody Butterfly?!*
**[04:56] Guys**
*Wait. This is Bloody Butterfly?*
**[05:00] Guys**
*She's nothing like I imagined...*
**[05:04] Guy**
* I thought she'd look more*
* like a female commando.*
**[05:07] Chio**
* Yeah, they definitely look disappointed,*
* after he built me up so much.*
**[05:13] Chio**
* This should make it a*
* little easier to talk...*
**[05:15] Andou**
What do you want, Bloody Butterfly?
**[05:20] Chio**
I need to have a chat with you.
**[05:25] Chio**
I want to talk to you alone.
**[05:33] Andou**
You guys, stay put.
**[05:36] Andou**
I'll be right back.
**[05:38] Guy**
Andou-san!
**[05:39] Andou**
Just wait there!
***SIGN*** Please don't
toss trash here
**[05:42] Andou**
So what did you want to talk about?
**[05:45] ando**
I'm going to leave my gang,
just like I promised.
**[05:47] Chio**
U-Um...
**[05:49] Andou**
D-Don't tell me...
**[05:50] Andou**
You're trying to drag me
into the underworld, too!
**[05:53] Chio**
Yeah, that!
**[05:56] Andou**
You've overestimated me.
**[05:58] Andou**
I've never even held a gun,
let alone killed someone.
**[06:00] Chio**
Yeah, that! That!
**[06:02] Andou**
I could never bear the
weight of this country...
**[06:04] Chio**
Yeah! About that...
**[06:06] Chio**
It's all a misunderstanding!
**[06:12] Andou**
Huh?
**[06:13] Chio**
That's a natural reaction!
**[06:15] Chio**
Um, so basically, there is no
underground organization or anything.
**[06:18] Chio**
I'm just a normal high school girl.
**[06:21] Chio**
A below average one.
**[06:25] Chio**
No, no, this isn't a joke!
**[06:26] Chio**
You see, my leg touched that
muffler thing on your bike...
**[06:30] Chio**
And when I talked about
**[06:31] Chio**
guys being crippled for life,
I just meant they're hooked on gaming...
**[06:39] Chio**
*He's really bummed about this.*
**[06:42] Chio**
* Actually, I'm glad he understood*
* everything pretty quickly.*
**[06:45] Chio**
* The only reason I got through*
* this issue last time*
**[06:47] Chio**
* was because he actually*
* listened to what I had to say.*
**[06:50] Andou**
Okay, let me get this straight.
**[06:52] Chio**
Okay!
**[06:53] Andou**
Basically, you're just some normie
**[06:56] Andou**
who was trying to peacefully get by some
delinquent that was getting in your face...
**[07:01] Andou**
Then you managed to completely fool this
delinquent with your bluffing ability and luck,
**[07:05] Andou**
freaked him out, and made him quit his gang.
**[07:09] Andou**
And then the delinquent who
was completely fooled
**[07:13] Andou**
went around telling his
friends about this bluff,
**[07:17] Andou**
and now looks like a clown.
**[07:19] Andou**
That's what you're saying, right?
**[07:22] Chio**
*Crap! He's totally going to headbutt me.*
**[07:24] Chio**
*I can't dodge!*
**[07:26] Andou**
That's freakin' amazing!
**[07:34] Andou**
Honestly, I'm at a loss for words.
**[07:38] Andou**
Crap. They're going to hear me.
**[07:40] Andou**
I see. So you were actually just a normal
high school girl, just like you look.
**[07:47] Andou**
No wonder I thought the name
Bloody Butterfly was so lame.
**[07:52] Andou**
Bloody Butterfly... And I was going on
about that name with a straight face...
**[07:57] Andou**
Bloody Butterfly...
**[08:00] Chio**
The point is, I don't want this
story to spread any further...
**[08:05] Andou**
Yeah, yeah, I know.
**[08:06] Andou**
Now I don't have any regrets
in regards to my gang.
**[08:11] Andou**
You definitely win.
**[08:14] Andou**
So I'm going to continue
this clown act to the end.
**[08:18] Andou**
Come on. Let's head back.
**[08:20] Chio**
Huh?
**[08:21] Chio**
Wh-What?
**[08:22] Andou**
It'll be fine.
**[08:23] Andou**
All you need to do is...
**[08:26] Guy 2**
Andou-san's taking a long time.
**[08:29] Guy**
It's fine. We don't need to worry about him—
**[08:34] Guys**
Andou-san!
**[08:36] Andou**
She's... Bloody Butterfly's too dangerous...
**[08:40] Andou**
She's too strong!
**[08:42] Guy 2**
What on Earth happened?
**[08:44] Andou**
Shit! There she is!
**[08:46] Andou**
She's going to kill us all!
**[08:48] Andou**
She's a monster!
**[08:50] Chio**
*Walk slowly... Walk slowly...*
**[08:53] Guy**
Sh-She's completely unharmed...
**[08:55] Guy 3**
And she beat Andou-san to a pulp?
**[08:57] Guy 4**
Th-This is serious!
**[08:59] Andou**
Ah! Butterflies!
**[09:00] Andou**
Look out!
**[09:02] Andou**
Here comes her special attack
that she got her name from!
**[09:06] Andou**
Everyone within a one-kilometer radius...
will die, or something!
**[09:10] Andou**
Guys, run!
**[09:15] Andou**
Make sure you forget this!
Never mention her name again!
**[09:19] Andou**
Don't get involved with her!
**[09:21] Andou**
You need to run, too!
**[09:23] Guy 2**
I'm not going to run!
**[09:24] Guy 2**
I'm going to defeat Bloody Butterfly!
**[09:27] Guy 2**
I'm ready to give up my
life for you, Andou-san—
**[09:30] Andou**
I told you to run. I'll kill you!
**[09:43] Andou**
That should do it.
**[09:45] Andou**
I think we've scared them enough.
**[09:48] Andou**
They all left their bikes,
**[09:51] Andou**
and they call themselves
a motorcycle gang...
**[09:53] Chio**
Um... Thank you very much!
**[09:58] Chio**
Please use this.
**[10:05] Andou**
If I take that, things will just
get even more complicated.
**[10:10] Andou**
See ya, Bloody Butterfly.
**[10:13] Chio**
Seriously, stop calling me that!
**[10:17] Manana**
By the way, remember that story
about someone coming to school
**[10:20] Manana**
on a bike with some motorcycle gang guy?
**[10:23] Chio**
Huh? Uh, yeah... What about it?
**[10:26] Manana**
Well, apparently, the girl who was on the bike
**[10:29] Manana**
with that guy called herself
"Bloody" something-or-other.
**[10:32] Manana**
I could swear I've heard
that somewhere before...
**[10:36] Manana**
Like when I used to play a lot of games...
**[10:38] Chio**
* Yeah... because I played with*
* you under that name a lot.*
**[10:42] Manana**
Do you know that name, Chio-chan?
**[10:44] Chio**
Can't say that I do...
**[10:47] Chio**
*I'll have to get rid of her next...*
**[10:51] Chio**
Chio's School Road.
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
***SIGN*** Bloody Butterfly
**[10:56] Chio**
*He said my handle was lame...*
**[10:59] Chio**
*What's his gang's name, then?*
***SIGN*** His name is Andou...
***SIGN*** I wonder if
it'll come up...
***SIGN*** Apparently Andou left the Starry Night Gang
***SIGN*** Seriously? Well, the Starry Night Gang's finished
**[11:01] Chio**
*This is it!*
***SIGN*** Starry Night Gang
**[11:04] Chio**
* It wasn't just some tryhard name...*
* Aw, it's actually kinda cute...*
***SIGN*** Kabaddic Four
**[11:11] Chio**
Hey, Manana, could you stick
your arm out for a sec?
**[11:15] Manana**
No.
**[11:16] Chio**
Aw...
**[11:18] Chio**
But I spent all night practicing CQC...
**[11:21] Manana**
Seriously, what? Is this because
of some video game again?
**[11:24] Manana**
What would've happened
if I'd stuck my arm out?
**[11:26] Chio**
The action in that game is so cool!
I kept watching the cut scenes.
**[11:30] Manana**
Wow, your youth really is crap-colored.
**[11:35] Chio**
Like this, then this.
**[11:36] Chio**
Like this, then this.
**[11:38] Chio**
Like this, then this.
When they catch you, go like this.
**[11:40] Manana**
What are you doing? The Bon dance?
**[11:41] Manana**
What kind of high school girl are—
**[11:45] Chio**
Like this, then this!
**[11:49] Chio**
Come on. Hurry up and tell me the password
to your computer's images folder.
**[11:53] Mana**
A-Anything but that.
**[11:55] Manana**
K-Kill me!
**[11:56] Manana**
You know, I swear your athletic
skills are wasted on you.
**[12:02] Manana**
By the way, we have our physical
fitness test tomorrow.
**[12:05] Manana**
What are you going to do this year?
**[12:07] Chio**
Maybe I'll fake it again...
**[12:09] Manana**
Chio-chan, you're in a sports club,
**[12:11] Manana**
and you're athletic, so you
should just take it seriously.
**[12:14] Chio**
No! Once you stand out,
**[12:16] Chio**
they'll expect you to do well in sports
festivals and ball sports tournaments!
**[12:20] Chio**
I just want to live in peace...
**[12:23] Manana**
Here we go with your
below average philosophy.
**[12:26] Chio**
You're not allowed to mess up
even once in this country!
***SIGN*** Missing Pet
**[12:30] Chio**
Anyway, physical fitness test trivia...
**[12:33] Chio**
Don't side jumps just end
up looking hilarious?
**[12:36] Manana**
Can we go back to the fact that you just
said "physical fitness test trivia"?
**[12:42] Chio**
Moving left and right as fast as you can
**[12:43] Chio**
just looks like some strange dance.
**[12:46] Manana**
Chio-chan, do it as fast as you can.
**[12:47] Chio**
Like this. Do you see it?
**[12:49] Manana**
Chio-chan, Chio-chan, say, "Kabaddi!"
**[12:51] Chio**
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
**[12:56] Manana**
You look too perfect doing that!
You even made the face!
**[12:59] Chio**
This is exhausting!
**[13:00] Manana**
I don't even know the rules of kabaddi!
Teach me, Chio-chan!
**[13:04] Chio**
I have no idea, either.
**[13:06] Hoso**
Good morning! You're both so energetic
first thing in the morning.
**[13:09] Hoso**
Perfect timing!
**[13:10] Both**
Huh? What is?
**[13:12] Hoso**
This senpai here...
**[13:13] Girl**
Yes.
**[13:14] Girl**
I'm the captain of the Samejima Academy
Kabaddi Club, Kushitori Madoka.
**[13:20] Both**
What? Kabaddi... Club?
**[13:24] Both**
*Oh, crap.*
**[13:25] Mado**
You guys just said to teach you
the rules of kabaddi, right?
**[13:29] Hoso**
I heard it, too!
**[13:31] Both**
Well, um, sorry about that...
**[13:34] Mado**
No worries. You didn't mean
anything bad by it, did you?
**[13:37] Both**
No!
**[13:38] Mado**
You were just curious
about kabaddi, right?
**[13:41] Manana**
Huh? Uh, yes...
**[13:42] Mado**
You want to know the
rules of kabaddi, right?
**[13:46] Both**
Yes...
**[13:47] Mado**
Okay, I'll teach you, then!
**[13:51] Mado**
Let's go over here a sec.
**[13:52] Hoso**
Isn't that great?
**[13:54] Chio**
*This suddenly turned troublesome.*
**[13:57] Mado**
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
**[14:00] Mado**
The raider continues to yell "Kabaddi!"
while they're in the enemy circle.
**[14:04] Chio**
* Wow... She's actually saying,*
* "Kabaddi! Kabaddi!" over and over again.*
**[14:08] Mado**
You touch your opponents
before you run out of breath.
**[14:11] Mado**
When you return to your own side, you get
points for every opponent you touched.
**[14:14] Mado**
The players who were touched are out.
**[14:17] Chio**
I see! So the raiders alternate
heading in one by one,
**[14:21] Chio**
and then the other team tries to avoid
being touched by them, like a game of tag.
**[14:25] Mado**
Correct.
**[14:26] Chio**
*Wow, I totally don't care!*
**[14:29] Chio**
* We actually got stuck in a kabaddi*
* lesson on our way to school.*
**[14:32] Chio**
* School's about to start,*
* so could you please just let us go?*
**[14:36] Mado**
The difference between this and tag is
that defense has a way of scoring, too.
**[14:41] Mado**
You capture the raider, like this.
**[14:44] Mado**
If you can completely stop their
movements, the defense gets a point.
**[14:48] Mado**
The raiders touch, and the defense catches.
**[14:50] Mado**
That's the easiest way to explain it.
**[14:52] Manana**
Wow, that's so simple!
**[14:53] Chio**
That was a great lesson!
**[14:54] Mado**
Okay, why don't we try a practice match?
**[14:56] Chio**
Huh?
**[14:57] Mado**
If you guys lose, you're joining the club.
**[14:59] Chio**
Huh?!
**[15:00] Mado**
Well, once we third-years graduate,
the Kabaddi Club will be short on members.
**[15:05] Mado**
I'm so happy that there are first-years
so interested in kabaddi.
**[15:10] Chio**
Er, um...
**[15:12] Mado**
I mean...
**[15:13] Mado**
you weren't actually making
fun of kabaddi, were you?
**[15:19] Chio**
* I see... I was wondering why she was*
* explaining everything in so much detail.*
**[15:23] Chio**
*So this is what she was after.*
**[15:25] Chio**
* I guess we owe her that much,*
* not to mention she's a third-year,*
**[15:29] Chio**
*so it's hard to say no...*
**[15:31] Chio**
*We might just have to do this.*
**[15:33] Mado**
All right, you guys are the raiders.
**[15:35] Chio**
Okay, go, Manana!
**[15:37] Mana**
Wait, me?!
**[15:38] Chio**
In order of seat assignment!
**[15:39] Manana**
What? Ahem...
**[15:41] Mana**
Kaba— K-Kabaddi, kabaddi,
kaba... kabaddi, kabaddi...
**[15:44] Mana**
* I just have to touch them*
* and turn back, right?*
**[15:50] Mado**
Now, quit your struggling...
**[15:53] Chio**
* Wait, what? This is nothing*
* like her explanation!*
**[15:56] Mado**
You can keep trying to run until
you're completely captured.
**[15:59] Mana**
I can't move anymore!
**[16:01] Chio**
She's completely serious about this!
**[16:03] Nar**
*Manana's out.*
***SIGN*** Manana Out
**[16:05] Chio**
Hey, just so I know...
How do we end this game?
***SIGN*** Once you're out,
you stand out of bounds
**[16:10] Mado**
Usually, there's a time limit where the
players that are out can come back,
**[16:15] Mado**
but we don't have much
time before school starts,
**[16:17] Mado**
so we can end the game as soon
as one side is completely out.
**[16:21] Chio**
*Wait, does that mean if I go out, we lose?*
**[16:24] Yuki**
Okay, I'll be raider next!
**[16:27] Yuki**
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
**[16:27] Chio**
*So if Hosokawa-san touches me and she runs,*
**[16:31] Chio**
*we're instantly members of the Kabaddi Club?!*
**[16:33] Chio**
* Yet if I try to catch her, she*
* might end up touching me instead.*
**[16:39] Chio**
*Wait... is kabaddi deeper than I thought?*
**[16:44] Yuki**
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
**[16:44] Chio**
*Let's flip this around...*
**[16:46] Chio**
* It might actually be easier*
* for me to go through school*
**[16:48] Chio**
* if I quit the Tennis Club and*
* join the Kabaddi Club instead.*
**[16:53] Girl a**
Nice to meet you!
**[16:54] Girl b**
A new class and a new start!
**[16:56] Girl A**
What club are you in, Miyamo-san?
**[16:58] Chio**
Oh, I'm in the Kabaddi Club.
**[17:01] Girl a**
Kaba (hippo)...
**[17:02] Girl B**
...D?
**[17:03] Guy**
Kabaddi, kabaddi!
**[17:04] Guy**
And then...
**[17:05] Guy**
Tackle!
**[17:08] Chio**
Hey!
**[17:09] Chio**
Stop making fun of kabaddi!
**[17:10] Chio**
And the one who's supposed
to tackle is the defense,
**[17:13] Chio**
so if you're chanting, you're
supposed to be a raider!
**[17:15] Girl**
M-Miyamo-san?
**[17:17] Guy**
The hell are you talking about?
**[17:18] Yuki**
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
**[17:19] Chio**
*That's way too much responsibility for me!*
**[17:21] Mado**
That girl's got some moves...
**[17:25] Yuki**
I'm out of breath...
**[17:27] Chio**
* I somehow survived.*
* Next is my turn to be the raider...*
**[17:31] Chio**
* I don't have enough stamina*
* to do this much longer.*
**[17:33] Chio**
*I have to get these two out on this turn.*
**[17:37] Mado**
*What?*
**[17:39] Chio**
*I can't get serious about this*
**[17:40] Chio**
* because I feel like I'm dealing*
* with some mysterious, rare sport.*
**[17:43] Chio**
*I'm going to stake my life on this.*
**[17:45] Chio**
*Game brain, activate!*
**[17:48] Chio**
* I'm going to rewrite kabaddi's*
* weird rules into a video game!*
**[17:52] Chio**
* That's right... I have the ability*
* to turn those I touch into bombs!*
**[17:57] Chio**
* My mission is to turn those two into*
* bombs and then return to safety!*
**[18:01] Yuki**
Better hurry, or you'll be breaking the rules!
**[18:01] Chio**
*If I'm captured, I'll be tortured and killed!*
**[18:04] Chio**
* There's a spell I need for*
* this ability to activate...*
**[18:08] Chio**
Kabaddi...
**[18:09] Chio**
*Okay. This works.*
**[18:11] Chio**
Kabaddi... Kabaddi... Kabaddi...
Kabaddi... Kabaddi...
**[18:12] Mado**
Yuki-chan, be careful.
**[18:14] Mado**
Something's changed about her...
**[18:17] Chio**
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi!
**[18:21] Mado**
* No, she's got some potential,*
* but she's still a newbie...*
**[18:21] Chio**
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
**[18:24] Mado**
*She's too deep in enemy territory.*
**[18:26] Mado**
* Even if she's able to touch us*
* while this deep in our territory,*
**[18:28] Mado**
* she won't be able to escape*
* from Yuki-chan and me!*
**[18:31] Mado**
*I've got her back!*
**[18:32] Mado**
You're wide open!
**[18:34] Mado**
Tackle her, Yuki-chan!
**[18:35] Yuki**
Got it!
**[18:37] Chio**
*When they catch you, go like this!*
**[18:39] Chio**
*Make them lose their balance!*
**[18:42] Mado**
I'm not letting go!
**[18:46] Chio**
* Hosokawa-san is coming at me as straight*
* and narrow as her personality is.*
**[18:49] Chio**
Kabaddi!
**[18:51] Chio**
* To get her to let go*
* of me, I need to do this!*
**[19:05] Yuki**
Um... Kushitori-senpai?
**[19:07] Yuki**
Um...
**[19:09] Mado**
Huh?
**[19:10] Yuki**
Senpai? Miyamo-san is leaving!
**[19:12] Mado**
Huh?
**[19:13] Yuki**
Kushitori-senpai!
Your hand, your hand, your hand!
**[19:18] Chio**
*Mission complete!*
**[19:23] Chio**
I touched both and made it back.
That means I win.
**[19:28] Mado**
How did you come up with a plan like that?
**[19:30] Yuki**
Senpai, um, uh...
**[19:33] Chio**
When you first tackled Manana and
I saw your expression, I knew...
**[19:40] Chio**
You definitely like girls.
**[19:42] Chio**
On top of that,
when Hosokawa-san was raiding,
**[19:45] Chio**
you stared up her skirt
and couldn't stop smirking.
**[19:49] ---**
What?!
**[19:51] Chio**
So when you grabbed me,
**[19:53] Chio**
I figured if I led your hand
toward Hosokawa-san's perineum,
***SIGN*** Perineum
Between the oo and xx
**[19:55] Chio**
you'd prioritize touching her
perineum and let go of me.
**[20:01] Chio**
I'm going to declare that you like wrestling
with girls more than you like kabaddi!
**[20:06] Mado**
What are you talking about?! I love kabaddi!
**[20:10] Mado**
There's nothing that moves
my heart as much as kabaddi!
**[20:13] Chio**
Then why don't you untangle your
arm and have another match with me?
**[20:31] Mado**
I can't! When I think
about how many more times
**[20:34] Mado**
I might have the chance to
touch Yuki-chan's perineum...
**[20:36] Mado**
My body won't move!
**[20:38] Yuki**
That's my butt, my butt, my butt!
**[20:40] Mado**
I... lose...
**[20:43] Yuki**
Please let me go!
**[20:49] Mado**
You made me realize how much I wasn't
prepared as a kabaddist today.
**[20:54] Mado**
So, uh, I'm sorry... for various things.
**[20:57] Chio**
Oh, it's fine.
**[20:58] Manana**
Hey, Kushitori-senpai,
can I ask you a question?
**[21:02] Mado**
Sure.
**[21:03] Manana**
How can I get my boobs to be that big?
**[21:06] Chio**
* I'm surprised she had the nerve to*
* ask something like that right now.*
**[21:10] Chio**
*Maybe she is sick in the head.*
**[21:12] Mado**
Actually, now that you ask me that,
**[21:16] Mado**
I have a feeling my body was pretty
normal before I started kabaddi...
**[21:20] Chio**
Huh? But then what happened?
**[21:23] Mado**
Kabaddi comes from India,
**[21:26] Mado**
and it's said that some of the
movements incorporate yoga.
**[21:30] Mado**
It could be that the yoga involved in
the sport had an effect on my body...
**[21:40] Manana**
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! K-Kabaddi!
Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
**[21:41] chio**
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[21:45] Mado**
Chio's School Road.
**[21:47] Mado**
*More... More...*
**[21:50] Mado**
* I need to devote myself to the*
* ways of kabaddi even more!*
**[21:53] Mado**
*But...*
**[21:54] Mado**
*Yuki-chan's butt...*
**[21:56] Both**
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] yuki**
Next time on *Chio's School Road*,
**[23:32] yuki**
"Smoke on the Sailor,"
"Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand,"
**[23:34] yuki**
and "Manana's School Road."
**[23:37] Yuki**
Look forward to it!
**[23:38] Yuki**
Kabaddi!
# 4 - Smoke on the Sailor / Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand / Manana's School Road
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY1X93P7Y/chios-school-road)
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***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
***SIGN*** Smoke on the Sailor
**[01:33] Mana**
Hey, you have some kind of situation you'd
like to encounter before you die, right?
**[01:38] Chio**
Uh, like what?
**[01:39] Mana**
Well... like having some hot foreign
guy ask me for directions,
**[01:43] Mana**
then we try to communicate with gestures,
**[01:46] Mana**
and things start to heat up,
and just like that...
**[01:49] Chio**
Just like what?!
**[01:51] Mana**
Do you have anything you want
to do before you die, Chio-chan?
**[01:54] Chio**
Oh, I do!
**[01:57] Chio**
You know how people throw
cigarettes out of cars?
**[01:59] Chio**
I want to pick one up in a cool way and say...
**[02:03] Chio**
You dropped something.
**[02:05] Chio**
And flick it back into the car!
**[02:10] Mana**
Th-That's it?
**[02:12] Chio**
Why not? Isn't that super cool?
**[02:15] Mana**
Actually, it seems like you
could do that pretty regularly.
**[02:20] Mana**
Like with that lady.
**[02:22] Chio**
Hmm, I'm not sure...
**[02:25] Chio**
Looks like she got a phone call.
**[02:25] Lady**
Hey, it's me.
**[02:27] Lady**
Yeah, could you do something
about that part-timer?
**[02:33] Mana**
Chio-chan!
**[02:39] Mana**
*Sh-She caught it directly?!*
**[02:44] Chio**
Ow!
**[02:46] Chio**
I leaped too far! Ow, my clavicle!
**[02:52] Chio**
She's leaving!
**[02:54] Chio**
W-Wait!
**[02:55] Mana**
No, you wait!
**[02:58] Granny**
Goodness, young lady.
**[03:01] Granny**
Looks like you took quite the tumble.
**[03:03] Mana**
Sorry about my friend!
She's a bit clumsy!
***SIGN*** Nanoha
Bank
**[03:07] Mana**
Hey, are you okay?
**[03:09] Mana**
Man, I always forget how
passionate you can get.
**[03:15] Mana**
Wait, did you actually get hurt?
**[03:17] Chio**
Manana... I lost my chance
to throw this away.
**[03:22] Mana**
Hurry up and get rid of that thing!
**[03:24] Chio**
Well, I mean... It's not lit anymore...
**[03:29] Chio**
So it's just trash, right?
**[03:32] Chio**
Maybe I won't get in trouble for
having it, as long as I don't smoke it...
**[03:38] Mana**
*I can just tell...*
**[03:40] Mana**
* Chio-chan's the type to think*
* that smoking looks cool.*
**[03:45] Mana**
*Come to think of it, that one time...*
**[03:47] (Flashback) Chio**
Characters who smoke are good characters.
**[03:50] (Flashback) Mana**
Oh, I see.
**[03:54] Mana**
Chio-chan, that's just a
cigarette that's been put out.
**[03:58] Mana**
What you're actually doing
is just picking up litter...
**[04:04] Mana**
So it's legal!
**[04:11] Mana**
Good! Good! Look right over here! Smile!
**[04:15] Chio**
L-Like this?
**[04:16] Mana**
Yes! Perfect!
**[04:17] Mana**
Don't let the cigarette touch your mouth,
**[04:19] Mana**
because that'll mean all kinds of trouble!
**[04:21] Mana**
Good! Good! Perfectly legal!
**[04:24] Mana**
And legal.
**[04:26] Mana**
Also legal.
**[04:27] Mana**
Yes, legal!
**[04:30] Both**
This girl is so bad!
**[04:33] Chio**
*This is amazing... It's like I'm not even me.*
**[04:36] Chio**
*I feel like a bad girl.*
**[04:39] Mana**
Chio-chan! Let's take more! More!
**[04:42] Mana**
I'm getting into it now!
**[04:43] Mana**
Chio-chan, you're amazing!
Look right over here!
**[04:48] Mana**
* I can't believe she's letting me take so many*
* photos that would blow up if they got out!*
**[04:51] Mana**
*I can't stop drooling!*
**[04:53] Mana**
*I want to put these online so bad!*
**[04:55] Mana**
Look more like an assassin!
Yes! More! More!
**[04:58] Mana**
Give me that murder face! Murder face!
**[05:01] Mana**
Let's try walking a little.
**[05:03] Mana**
Imagine you're the bad guy making his
first appearance in a battle manga.
**[05:20] Both**
Look at this miraculous shot!
**[05:23] Chio**
Oh, my gosh... I've never
seen anything like this...
**[05:29] Chio**
Y-You should try, Manana.
**[05:32] Mana**
No, I'm good...
**[05:34] Chio**
Do it, Manana!
**[05:38] Mana**
*What the hell is she saying?*
**[05:39] Mana**
* There's no way I'd let her take*
* such risky photos of me!*
**[05:43] Mana**
*I've gotta calm her down...*
**[05:46] Mana**
Hey, boy...
**[05:51] Chio**
The cat! It totally ruined the picture!
**[05:53] Chio**
You're trying to look so hot,
but you look so dumb!
**[05:56] Chio**
Look at this miraculous shot!
**[05:59] Who**
Hey, the cat's leaving!
**[06:01] Mana**
Hey, take one now! Take one now!
**[06:02] Mana**
Come on!
**[06:04] Mana**
Yay!
**[06:08] Chio**
Man, that was so much fun.
**[06:11] Mana**
Crap... I didn't think I'd end up
getting mine taken, too...
**[06:14] Chio**
You looked great, too, Manana.
**[06:17] Chio**
You were actually sorta... sexy.
**[06:22] Mana**
Wanna do another shoot in my room tonight?
**[06:26] Chio**
Okay, I'll hold on to this.
**[06:28] Mana**
You're just going to keep
hiding it in your hand?
**[06:31] Chio**
It's more fragile than I thought...
**[06:33] Chio**
So when I get to school, I'll wrap it up
in something and keep it in my bag.
**[06:36] Mana**
I see.
**[06:37] Both**
*This is truly...*
**[06:40] Both**
*A mission to bring in a hazardous substance.*
**[06:43] Both**
* We're going to protect this "toy"*
* until we get out of school.*
**[06:47] Both**
*A day-long mission is about to begi—*
**[06:51] Teach**
Something stinks.
**[06:53] Girl**
Wait... but I... took a bath this morning...
**[06:56] Teach**
This stench is unbearable.
**[07:00] Teach**
All of you, stop where you are!
I smell tobacco!
**[07:06] Teach**
You may be able to fool your parents,
but you can't fool my nose.
**[07:10] Chio**
* What? No way. Can he actually*
* smell this one used cigarette?*
**[07:15] Teach**
There's no doubt about it.
The smell's getting stronger.
**[07:20] Teach**
You... No, it's not you.
**[07:22] Guy**
I-It's not me!
**[07:23] Chio**
*I had let my guard down...*
**[07:26] Chio**
* Bringing a used cigarette*
* to school was insane!*
**[07:32] Chio**
* It was basically like playing*
* with an unexploded bomb!*
**[07:36] Chio**
* If he finds this cigarette,*
* it's going to be a huge deal.*
**[07:39] Mana**
*Worst case scenario, we might get expelled!*
**[07:42] Chio**
*Oh, shit! If he looks at our cell phones...*
**[07:47] Chio**
*Those photos...*
**[07:59] Teach**
It's you.
**[08:02] Chio**
*I'm finished.*
**[08:04] Chio**
Yes... It's me.
**[08:07] Teach**
Where did you get this?
**[08:09] Chio**
S-Someone threw it out the
window, so I picked it up.
**[08:18] Teach**
Oh?
**[08:21] Teach**
Well done. I'll make sure to get rid of this.
**[08:25] Both**
Huh?
**[08:26] Chio**
U-Um...
**[08:27] Mana**
Chio-chan?!
**[08:29] Chio**
You don't think there's a
possibility that I smoked it?
**[08:33] Teach**
Uh, not really.
**[08:35] Teach**
It's faint, but there's lipstick on the end,
**[08:39] Teach**
and this brand is pretty strong.
**[08:41] Teach**
It wouldn't suit a child.
I can't imagine you smoking this, Miyamo.
**[08:46] Chio**
* I... I feel like he might*
* actually be insulting me...*
**[08:50] Chio**
B-B-But just maybe I did smoke it!
**[08:54] Chio**
I'm... I'm a pretty bad girl, you know.
**[09:01] Mana**
Huh?
**[09:07] Guy**
A bad girl? Seriously?
**[09:09] Guy 2**
What's that pose supposed to be? A gun?
**[09:11] Teach**
Well, there's your answer.
**[09:15] Chio**
I'm going to show you those photos, then!
**[09:15] Mana**
No! Don't!
**[09:17] Chio**
Don't stop me, Manana!
**[09:18] Mana**
Chio-chan! You're going
to drag me down with you!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[09:22] Girl**
*Chio's School Road*.
**[09:24] Girl**
Hey, Gotou-chan, what's that?
**[09:26] Teach**
Oh, a first-year picked up some litter.
**[09:30] Girl**
I hate cigarettes.
**[09:32] Girl**
Only idiots smoke, right?
**[09:34] Teach**
Is that so? This brand is
actually quite historic.
**[09:37] Teach**
People like Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
and Dazai Osamu smoked it.
**[09:41] Girl**
Really?
**[09:42] Teach**
Listen up. Even if it involves smoking,
you should never be prejudiced.
**[09:47] Girl**
Okay!
**[09:48] Girl**
* But I'm pretty sure a minor*
* shouldn't agree with that...*
***SIGN*** Preliminary Career Survey
This year, we will be doing a preliminary career survey with all the students.
We believe that this will be especially useful for 3rd-years when they decide what path
they're going to take. Please try to fill in all 3 choices.
Choosing Career/School
Career | School
Choice 1 | Choice 1
Choice 2 | Choice 2
***SIGN*** Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand
**[09:53] Chio**
Man, are they really asking first-years
**[09:55] Chio**
about their career paths?
**[09:57] Chio**
What are you going to do, Manana?
**[09:59] Mana**
I wrote that I'm going to be a teacher.
**[10:01] Chio**
What? I've never heard you
mention that before.
**[10:04] Mana**
It's just a dummy answer.
**[10:06] Mana**
Telling the teachers that you
plan to be a teacher yourself
**[10:08] Mana**
should go over pretty well, right?
**[10:10] Chio**
Yeah, I guess...
Wait, what are you trying to do?
**[10:15] Mana**
Get brownie points.
**[10:16] Chio**
You're scum, you know that?
**[10:17] Mana**
I mean, wouldn't it be way better
if we didn't have to get a job?
**[10:23] Chio**
I wouldn't say... I mean, I think
work could be fun in some ways.
**[10:27] Mana**
All right. Why don't we make a bet?
**[10:29] Chio**
Huh?
**[10:30] Mana**
We're going to ask the first adult we see,
**[10:33] Mana**
"Do you think your job is fun?"
**[10:35] Mana**
And we'll bet 100 yen on their answer.
**[10:37] Mana**
If they say it's fun, you win.
**[10:39] Chio**
What? We're really going
to ask strangers that?
**[10:42] Mana**
Yup!
**[10:42] Chio**
*Wait...*
**[10:44] Chio**
*Knowing Manana, she might actually—*
**[10:46] Andou**
Shit. I want to quit my job so bad.
**[10:50] Andou**
This sucks.
**[10:51] Mana**
Smirk.
**[10:52] Chio**
What? No way!
**[10:54] Mana**
Sir, are you okay?
**[10:56] Chio**
*Whoa! She actually did it!*
**[10:58] Mana**
Are you having problems at work?
**[11:00] Andou**
Uh, no, I...
**[11:00] Mana**
I saw you and got a bit worried...
**[11:03] Andou**
Well, I tried to live my life acting cool...
**[11:06] Andou**
But now that I've joined adult society,
**[11:08] Andou**
I realized that I can't even
deliver newspapers properly...
**[11:12] Chio**
* That bike... Oh, I guess it belongs*
* to that newspaper delivery guy.*
***SIGN*** Shibasei Newspaper
**[11:16] Chio**
*Wait a sec, that's—*
**[11:18] Chio**
*Huh?!*
**[11:19] Chio**
*Andou-san from the motorcycle gang!*
**[11:22] Andou**
I keep getting all these complaints...
I'm so going to get yelled at later.
**[11:26] Chio**
Shh...
**[11:32] Mana**
So you're saying work is not fun, right?
**[11:38] Andou**
Well, it's rough at times,
but it's definitely worth doing...
**[11:43] Mana**
*Huh?*
**[11:44] Andou**
I'm not sure about fun,
**[11:47] Andou**
but I just personally don't
think this job is for me.
**[11:52] Mana**
*He's trying to act cool all of a sudden?*
**[11:55] Andou**
Honestly, it's a pain. I think I'll just set
the rest of the papers on fire and quit.
**[12:00] Chio**
No!
**[12:02] Chio**
You finally started working!
**[12:04] Chio**
Sulking and quitting isn't cool at all!
**[12:09] Chio**
B-Bloody Bu—
**[12:10] Chio**
We'll help you out, so let's go!
**[12:15] Chio**
We have a little time to spare,
**[12:18] Chio**
so let's finish up the rest
of this delivery, okay?
**[12:24] Andou**
O-Okay.
**[12:25] Andou**
This is all I have left... Help me out!
**[12:29] Chio**
Come on, Manana!
**[12:30] Manana**
What?!
**[12:32] Andou**
The first place is down here!
**[12:32] Manana**
Wait for me!
**[12:33] Chio**
What about your bike?
**[12:34] Andou**
It's fine. These are my last papers.
**[12:37] Andou**
I'll have you two deliver to the house with
the red roof and the one across from it.
**[12:41] Chio**
Okay.
**[12:41] Andou**
I'll go take care of all the
deliveries on the other side.
**[12:44] Andou**
Bloody—
**[12:45] Chio**
It's Miyamo. This is Nonomura.
**[12:47] Mana**
Hi...
**[12:48] Andou**
Th-The name's Andou...
**[12:52] Mana**
I didn't think we were actually
going to help deliver newspapers.
**[12:55] Chio**
Think of it as helping someone out. Besides...
**[12:58] Chio**
you might find some joy in working.
**[13:05] Chio**
It's already late, so why don't we ring
the doorbell and hand it to them directly?
***SIGN*** Ookawara Stationery
**[13:09] Mana**
Why do I have to do this?
***SIGN*** Sakaguchi
**[13:19] Mana**
Um... I'm sorry we're late.
H-Here's your paper.
***SIGN*** Shibasei Newspaper
***SIGN*** 10,000 tuna wash up on Kasugai Beach
***SIGN*** Locals Ecstatic
**[13:26] Lady**
I already saw that on TV!
**[13:47] Chio**
Okay, I'll do the next one...
***SIGN*** Tanaka
**[14:01] Chio**
Um, here's your paper.
**[14:03] Chio**
I know it's a little late...
**[14:06] Chio**
I'm really sorr—
**[14:09] Chio**
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
**[14:12] Chio**
U-Uh, hey!
**[14:14] Chio**
Wait, it's not bleeding, is it? Ow!
**[14:21] Mana**
I'm never doing that again.
I'm never going to work.
**[14:23] Mana**
Never working again...
**[14:25] Andou**
Wha— I see. You handed
them the papers directly...
**[14:28] Andou**
I should've told you!
**[14:30] Andou**
Those born in the Showa era get
really pissed if their paper is late.
**[14:35] Chio**
What? Why? It's just a newspaper...
**[14:37] Andou**
The Showa era didn't have the
pressure-free education system.
**[14:41] Andou**
What they went through was the
loathsome cramming education.
**[14:44] Guy**
Hurgh!
**[14:45] Andou**
So if they don't see those lines of
printed words to start their day,
**[14:48] Andou**
they lose themselves and become violent!
**[14:51] Chio**
*Th-They've got no chill...*
**[14:54] Chio**
*Those poor people born in the Showa era.*
**[14:58] Mana**
Isn't the problem that you're so late?
**[15:00] Mana**
Why were you so late to begin with?
**[15:06] Andou**
Er, um, uh...
**[15:08] Andou**
It seems there've been some early morning
incidents resulting in injury lately.
**[15:13] Andou**
I kept getting questioned
by all these policemen.
**[15:13] (Flashback) Cop**
Excuse me, do you have a moment?
**[15:15] (Flashback) ---**
What is it?
**[15:15] Andou**
I got annoyed and raised
my voice a little, and...
**[15:18] (Flashback) Andou**
I told you! I have nothing to do with it!
**[15:20] (Flashback) Cop**
Hey, yelling makes you even more suspicious.
**[15:22] (Flashback) Cop**
I require backup!
**[15:22] Andou**
I just ended up further delayed...
**[15:28] Mana**
Andou-san...
**[15:30] Mana**
Considering how you look, it's—
**[15:32] Chio**
It's okay! This isn't your
fault at all, Andou-san.
**[15:35] Chio**
Stuff like this happens!
**[15:37] Andou**
Miyamo...
**[15:38] Chio**
Please don't get upset. It doesn't suit you.
**[15:42] Chio**
Let's keep our heads up! All the time!
**[15:44] Andou**
I see... Keep my head up.
**[15:46] Chio**
Yup!
**[15:48] Mana**
* There's something off*
* about Chio-chan's intensity...*
**[15:51] Mana**
*I-It can't be!*
**[15:55] Chio**
Where to next?
**[15:56] Andou**
It's just around the corner...
**[15:59] Andou**
Hang on a sec!
**[16:03] Andou**
Damn it. He is out there.
**[16:04] Mana**
The annoying customer you mentioned...
**[16:07] Chio**
Is that him?
**[16:08] Andou**
Yeah. If I'm even a little late, he waits
in front of his apartment like that forever,
**[16:12] Andou**
lecturing on and on.
**[16:14] Guy**
Man, the paper's late.
**[16:15] Guy**
He's not getting away with this.
**[16:17] Andou**
I'm hours behind today...
**[16:20] Andou**
This is going to suck,
but I don't have a choice...
**[16:21] Guy**
Definitely not forgiving him!
**[16:22] Andou**
I'll go get yelled at.
**[16:24] Chio**
Wait!
**[16:25] Chio**
When you deliver papers, you just have to
get the paper into the mail slot, right?
**[16:31] Chio**
Manana.
**[16:32] Mana**
Yeah, I get it.
**[16:33] Andou**
What are you planning to do?
**[16:35] Chio**
We're gonna keep our heads held high!
**[16:36] Andou**
The stairs are on the other side!
**[16:45] Guy**
Damn it... I'm gonna lecture
him until he pisses himself.
**[16:49] Guy**
What's wrong with kids these days?
**[16:52] Guy**
They don't take us adults seriously!
**[16:53] Guy**
I need to teach them how rough the world is.
**[16:58] Guy**
Seriously, why do I—
**[17:02] Guy**
Damn it. He's still not here?
That young punk...
**[17:10] Guy**
Damn it, he's late.
**[17:24] Andou**
You okay?
**[17:26] Guy**
Huh? The paper's right here.
**[17:32] Andou**
You're amazing, Miyamo!
**[17:33] Chio**
I know, right?!
**[17:40] Chio**
When you use a dagger,
you don't rely on arm strength...
**[17:43] Chio**
You hold it by your abdomen and stab
with all of your body weight!
**[17:47] Chio**
Yay! We finished all the deliveries!
**[17:49] Mana**
Collective mailboxes are the best!
**[17:52] Chio**
Man, thank goodness!
**[17:55] Andou**
Okay...
**[17:57] Andou**
Hey, Miyamo.
**[17:58] Chio**
Whoa, you're close!
**[17:58] Chio**
Huh? Are there still more?
**[18:00] Andou**
Uh, no, that's not it...
**[18:08] Andou**
Hey, listen...
**[18:09] Andou**
I, uh... B-Because of you...
Because of you...
**[18:14] Andou**
Because of you, I decided I'd
keep this job a little longer.
**[18:22] Chio**
I see. It's a bit rough,
but it is a fun job, isn't it?
**[18:28] Andou**
Yeah.
**[18:34] Mana**
Chio-chan. We're about out of time.
**[18:36] Mana**
Look, we're gonna be late.
**[18:38] Mana**
Well, good luck, Andou-san.
**[18:40] Andou**
Th-Thanks...
**[18:48] Mana**
Hey...
**[18:50] Mana**
Chio-chan, that guy—
**[18:52] Chio**
Manana.
**[18:54] Mana**
Wh-What?
**[18:58] Chio**
So... give me 100 yen.
**[19:00] Mana**
Huh?
**[19:01] Chio**
Hey, we made a bet.
**[19:03] (Flashback) Mana**
We're going to ask the first adult we see,
**[19:03] Chio**
Before we left, I asked him if delivering
papers was fun, and he said yes,
**[19:05] (Flashback) Mana**
"Do you think your job is fun?"
**[19:07] Chio**
so I win.
**[19:07] (Flashback) Mana**
And we'll bet 100 yen on their answer.
**[19:10] Mana**
*Don't tell me she...*
**[19:12] Chio**
Come on, now. Come on.
**[19:14] Mana**
* The way she was acting and*
* the stuff she was saying...*
**[19:16] Mana**
*It wasn't actually romantic,*
**[19:18] Mana**
* but she made him say that*
* because she wanted 100 yen...*
**[19:24] Mana**
*She's so... so...*
**[19:28] Chio**
Come on! Hurry up! 100 yen, please!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[19:31] Person**
*Chio's School Road*.
**[19:36] Andou**
So her name's Miyamo...
**[19:39] Andou**
She's always helping me out...
**[19:41] Andou**
What a great girl!
**[19:44] Mana**
* What the hell is that face?*
* She pisses me off so much.*
**[19:46] ---**
100 yen!
***SIGN*** Manana's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[19:49] Chio**
Manana's School Road.
**[19:52] Mana**
You said you became friends with Hosokawa-san
**[19:54] Mana**
after you dove head-first into some garbage,
**[19:57] Mana**
but what does that even mean?
**[19:59] Chio**
Oh... Yeah, that...
**[20:03] Mana**
I see. You caused a huge
fuss to try to fool her.
**[20:08] Mana**
You always have to overdo everything.
**[20:11] Chio**
Then what would you have done?
**[20:13] Mana**
A single expression would've
been more than enough!
**[20:16] Chio**
Like what?!
**[20:18] Mana**
It's...
**[20:20] Mana**
the expression when you look like you aren't
greeting someone, but you actually are!
**[20:24] Chio**
The expression when you look like you aren't
greeting someone, but you actually are?!
**[20:27] Mana**
First of all, the one doing the greeting
isn't even paying attention to nearby randos.
**[20:32] Mana**
Which means, when you're not sure,
if you greet them with a vague expression,
**[20:36] Mana**
you wouldn't be ignoring them,
**[20:37] Mana**
and if they weren't greeting you,
you can just walk by without being noticed.
**[20:41] Mana**
It's not anything people around you
would notice, so the risk is low.
**[20:44] Chio**
I see... So what kind of expression is that?
**[20:48] Mana**
It's...
**[20:49] Girl**
Morning!
**[20:50] Chio**
*One of the popular girls from Manana's class?*
**[20:53] Chio**
* Hey, this is the same situation*
* I was in the other day.*
**[20:56] Chio**
*She may or may not be greeting Manana...*
**[21:00] Chio**
*What are you going to do, Manana?!*
**[21:03] Mana**
Hey...
**[21:07] Chio**
I-It's perfect!
**[21:09] Chio**
* She's expressing surprise, hesitation,*
* and joy with her eyes and eyebrows...*
**[21:13] Chio**
* And her lips may or may not*
* be giving a greeting...*
**[21:16] Chio**
*Th-This is...*
**[21:18] Chio**
* The expression when you look like you aren't*
* greeting someone, but you actually are!*
**[21:22] Girl**
Nonomura-san!
**[21:23] Chio**
*Whoa! The greeting actually wor—*
**[21:26] Girl**
Are you feeling sick?
**[21:28] Chio**
* Uh-oh... She just thinks*
* Manana's acting weird now.*
**[21:36] Mana**
Yes... My stomach doesn't feel g— Augh!
**[21:39] Girl**
Nonomura-san?
**[21:40] Girl**
What's wrong?
**[21:41] Girl**
Is she okay?
**[21:42] Chio**
*Whoa, people are gathering.*
**[21:44] Girl**
Nonomura-san!
**[21:45] Mana**
It's okay... This happens all
the time. It'll pass soon...
**[21:48] Girl**
Are you okay?
**[21:48] Girl**
Should I call an ambulance?
**[21:49] Mana**
An ambulance?! No, that's okay...
**[21:51] Mana**
Oh, I think it's getting better...
**[21:52] Mana**
No, really!
**[21:54] ---**
It's okay.
**[21:54] Mana**
*What should I do?*
**[21:56] Chio**
*I'm gonna run!*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:28] Chio**
Next time on *Chio's School Road*,
**[23:30] Chio**
"Thank You, George" and "Mananacchio."
**[23:33] Chio**
Look forward to it!
**[23:34] ---**
100 yen!
**[23:39] ---**
This is too long!
# 5 - Thank You, George / Mananacchio
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***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[01:29] [SONG] Sign**
For pedestrians
and bicycles
***SIGN*** Thank You, George
***SIGN*** Pootea
***SIGN*** Calming Aroma
***SIGN*** Green Tea
**[01:42] Chio**
*I... need to pee.*
**[01:47] Chio**
*I'm... about to burst.*
**[01:50] Chio**
* I wandered into the city where there's a*
* lot of people, in search of a bathroom...*
**[01:54] Chio**
* I shouldn't have downed this tea that*
* I brought to school because it was hot!*
**[01:58] [SONG] Sign**
For pedestrians
and bicycles
**[02:04] Chio**
*If I relax, I'll be in trouble!*
**[02:19] [SONG] Sign**
For pedestrians
and bicycles
**[02:22] Chio**
*N-No...*
**[02:23] [SONG] Sign**
For pedestrians
and bicycles
**[02:26] Chio**
*N-N...*
**[02:27] [SONG] Sign**
For pedestrians
and bicycles
**[02:29] Chio**
*No!*
**[02:32] [SONG] Sign**
For pedestrians
and bicycles
**[02:36] Chio**
I'm at my limit!
**[02:39] Chio**
* Every step I take is chipping*
* away at my SAN points.*
**[02:44] [SONG] Sign**
Shit, I need to go,
**[02:44] Guy**
Shit, I need to go, Andou-sensei, now.
***SIGN*** Anzai-sensei,
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** now.
**[02:50] Chio**
* At this point... I'll just go somewhere*
* in the shadows over there...*
**[02:55] Chio**
Must be nice being an animal...
**[02:58] Chio**
You can just go to the bathroom
wherever the hell you want!
**[03:03] Chio**
That's...
**[03:08] Chio**
*I'm putting everything I have...*
***SIGN*** I'm putting everything I have
**[03:13] Chio**
*into this moment!*
**[03:15] Chio**
A bathroom!
**[03:17] Chio**
I had no idea there was one he—
**[03:20] ---**
...eeeere!
**[03:26] Chio**
Shit! It's going to come out!
**[03:28] Chio**
Just the other side! J-Just...
It's just on the other side!
***SIGN*** Turn
**[03:43] Chio**
That was too close!
**[03:47] Chio**
* As a last resort, I even considered*
* hiding and going into the bottle.*
**[03:52] Chio**
*I mean, the color's just about right...*
**[03:55] Chio**
*But...*
**[03:57] Chio**
*Thank goodness I didn't use it!*
**[03:59] Chio**
*The problem now...*
**[04:07] Chio**
*is the fact that this is the men's bathroom.*
**[04:11] Chio**
*But I couldn't hold it anymore!*
**[04:13] Chio**
*Of course I'd go into the closer one!*
**[04:16] Chio**
*I couldn't help it!*
**[04:21] Chio**
*Someone's here!*
**[04:23] Chio**
*He went into the next stall...*
**[04:29] Chio**
*Huh?*
**[04:31] Chio**
*He's just going to the bathroom, right?*
**[04:33] Chio**
*What the hell is happening?*
**[04:37] Chio**
*What the...*
**[04:39] Chio**
*The men's bathroom is scary!*
**[04:47] Chio**
I have to hurry up and get out of here...
**[04:51] Chio**
I need to make sure I don't run
into anyone at the entrance.
**[04:54] Chio**
*At a time like this...*
**[04:57] Chio**
*I'll concentrate all my chakra*
**[05:00] Chio**
*into my eyes...*
**[05:02] Chio**
*and unleash my sixth sense!*
**[05:07] Chio**
Real Wall Hack!
**[05:10] Nar**
A wall hack is a cheat
that's used in online games
**[05:14] Nar**
to show the player the location
of the enemy behind walls.
**[05:19] Chio**
Okay! Now I'm gonna dash
the hell outta here—
**[05:23] Guy**
Damn it. My hair got messed up from sweat.
**[05:26] Guy**
My hair getting messed up...
**[05:30] Guy**
Really gets me down...
**[05:32] Chio**
* Yeah, I probably shouldn't*
* just rely on my instincts.*
**[05:35] Chio**
*Thinking back...*
**[05:37] Chio**
*Remembering when I entered,*
**[05:40] Chio**
* I think there was a bus stop*
* right in front of this bathroom.*
**[05:44] Chio**
* I guess there are usually a lot*
* of people walking around here.*
**[05:49] Chio**
* It must've been a miracle that*
* I got in without being seen.*
**[05:52] Chio**
*Which means... my only way out...*
**[05:58] Chio**
*doesn't exist.*
***SIGN*** Cleaning
**[06:06] Chio**
*This must be the storage closet.*
**[06:08] Chio**
*No wonder this door looked different.*
***SIGN*** Escape Successful!
***SIGN*** Clear time
***SIGN*** Total kill count
***SIGN*** Avoiding alerts
***SIGN*** Clear rank
**[06:37] Chio**
*That's how it'd go in an assassin game.*
**[06:39] Chio**
*That'll probably work.*
**[06:40] Chio**
* Should I do it to protect*
* my honor as a maiden?*
**[06:43] Chio**
*Is it worth going to prison?*
**[06:45] Chio**
*What am I even talking about?*
**[06:48] Chio**
* I wonder if there's*
* anything else I can use...*
**[06:53] Chio**
*What's this?*
**[06:54] Chio**
* I've never seen this in the women's*
* bathroom. I wonder what it is...*
**[07:00] Chio**
* If I use this properly,*
* I might be able to escape!*
**[07:03] Chio**
*If I can just buy some time...*
**[07:05] Guy**
Now that my hair's fly
again, I feel better...
**[07:09] Chio**
*First, I'll carefully...*
***SIGN*** Cleaning
**[07:11] Chio**
*set this here.*
**[07:13] Chio**
*And the exit's... on the other side!*
**[07:17] Chio**
*Yes... This light that shines into my eyes...*
**[07:19] Chio**
*This is... my door of hope!*
**[07:32] Chio**
* Okay... There are definitely fewer*
* people walking by on this side.*
**[07:37] Chio**
*But not yet...*
**[07:41] Chio**
*The situation's not good.*
**[07:45] Guy**
They're cleaning?! Seriously?!
I'm about to piss myself!
**[07:48] Guy**
Ma'am! Ma'am! Do you mind
if I come in real quick?
**[07:52] Guy**
I'm coming in.
***SIGN*** Cleaning
**[07:53] Guy**
It's an emergency!
**[07:56] Chio**
Trap... activated!
**[08:00] Guy**
What the...
**[08:01] Guy**
Th-There's piss everywhere!
Talk about a disaster area!
**[08:08] Guy**
I'll go somewhere else...
**[08:11] Chio**
*My plan to buy time worked!*
**[08:13] Chio**
*I probably threw out way too much tea.*
**[08:15] Chio**
*Sorry, whoever has to clean this up!*
**[08:18] Chio**
*Now, then... How are things outside?*
**[08:21] Chio**
*This arrangement...*
**[08:23] Chio**
* Two girls in miniskirts...*
* Otherwise, only old guys around!*
**[08:26] Chio**
*Now's my chance! I'm glad I waited!*
**[08:30] Chio**
* He should be on the other*
* side of that wall...*
**[08:33] Chio**
Go!
**[08:36] Chio**
* Random mysterious and colorful*
* ball I found in the storage closet!*
***SIGN*** Silence
**[08:41] Chio**
Huh?
**[08:42] Guy**
Whoa! This is awful!
Talk about a disaster area!
**[08:47] Chio**
*Firing all rounds!*
**[08:54] Girl**
So I found this yummy snack
at the hundred yen store...
**[09:00] Girl**
Aw, a kitty!
**[09:03] Girl**
Oh, my gosh! He's so cute!
**[09:07] Girl**
Let's take a video!
**[09:09] Girl**
Let's send it to everyone in class!
**[09:11] Girl**
Let's!
**[09:13] Girl**
Look over here! You're so cute!
**[09:17] Chio**
*That should create a blind spot...*
**[09:21] Chio**
*And in that instant...*
**[09:24] Chio**
*This is my chance!*
**[09:27] Girl**
I wish he'd look over here a little more.
**[09:29] Girl**
Come on, just a little more.
**[09:30] Guys**
*A little more... A little more... A little more...*
**[09:34] Chio**
Huh?!
**[09:38] Chio**
Huh? I can't get out? Did I gain weight?!
**[09:41] Chio**
This is the worst possible...
**[09:46] Girl**
Huh?
**[09:47] Chio**
I'm free!
**[09:55] Chio**
Ow...
**[09:57] Girl**
Uh...
**[09:58] Girl**
You sort of appeared out of nowhere
and scared the crap out of us.
**[10:01] Guy**
That was some speed...
**[10:04] Guy**
Are you okay?
**[10:05] Girl**
Actually, where did you even come from?
**[10:08] Chio**
G... G-G-G...
**[10:09] Chio**
George!
**[10:11] Chio**
George! I finally found you!
**[10:14] Chio**
So this is where you went
when you ran out of the house!
**[10:17] Chio**
I was so surprised, I couldn't help but jump!
**[10:19] Chio**
Yeah! I totally just jumped at you!
**[10:24] Chio**
George! George, wait!
**[10:26] Chio**
At least let me thank you!
**[10:30] Girl**
She must really like cats...
**[10:34] Girl**
Oh, so am I!
**[10:36] Girl**
You know, this ball smells really good.
**[10:39] Girl**
It smells like fragrant olive.
**[10:42] Girl**
What a weird toy!
**[10:46] Nar**
It was then that the men thought....
**[10:48] Sign**
*They stop urea from hardening
**[10:48] Guy**
* Isn't that one of those things*
* I see rolling around in urinals?*
**[10:51] Guy**
*A-Am I imagining it?*
**[10:54] Guy**
* Just thinking about it*
* makes me have to pee.*
**[10:56] Guy**
* I think there was a bathroom*
* on the other side.*
**[11:02] Guy**
It's a disaster area!
**[11:06] Guy**
*Chio's School Road*!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[11:10] Chio**
Hey, I still had one of those
mysterious balls in my pocket.
**[11:18] Teach**
What's this?
**[11:20] Teach**
I don't know what's popular these days,
**[11:22] Teach**
but you shouldn't bring
weird toys to school...
**[11:29] Momo**
*My name is Shinozuka Momo.*
***SIGN*** Disciplinary
***SIGN*** Mananacchio
**[11:31] Momo**
* I'm the disciplinary monitor of the*
* Samejima Academy student council.*
***SIGN*** In use by the disciplinary committee Please be quiet
***SIGN*** Small Meeting Room 2
**[11:40] Teach**
Discipline at this academy
is slowly crumbling.
**[11:43] Teach**
We've recently received a number of calls
**[11:45] Teach**
from people who live near the school
in regards to students behaving badly.
**[11:48] Teach**
Apparently there's a student
misbehaving where we can't see.
***SIGN*** 12 reports of bad behavior Student showed up to school with a motorcycle gang member Suspicious female student wandering around alleys
***SIGN*** School
***SIGN*** Eyewitnesses in this area Is this all the same person?
**[11:54] Teaech**
If you hear anything,
report to me immediately.
**[11:57] Momo**
*Th-This is my chance*
**[11:59] Momo**
*to be of use to Gotou-sensei!*
**[12:04] Momo**
* Because of that, I decided I'd*
* take a detour this morning*
**[12:07] Momo**
* and investigate the area*
* that's been reported.*
**[12:11] Momo**
*I don't see any issues.*
**[12:13] Momo**
*It looks totally peaceful.*
**[12:15] Momo**
* I wonder if the reports we received were*
* really about a student from our school.*
**[12:20] Momo**
*Those two walking in front of me*
**[12:22] Momo**
* are acting as students from our*
* school should, with calm and grace.*
**[12:26] Momo**
* As I thought, the students from Samejima*
* Academy are good students with high morals.*
**[12:34] Momo**
*Oh...*
**[12:35] Momo**
*A flower.*
**[12:38] Momo**
*I wonder if she's going to make a bookmark.*
**[12:44] Manana**
Ow!
**[12:49] Manana**
How dare you?!
**[12:55] Momo**
*What's going on?*
**[12:57] Momo**
*What is this?*
**[12:59] Momo**
*Th-These are girls from our school?*
**[13:03] Manana**
You wrapped around it?
**[13:05] Mana**
How did you even think—
**[13:06] Chio**
Hup!
**[13:13] Momo**
* Th-They're acting as if*
* nothing even happened...*
**[13:16] Chio**
Does your ass hurt?
**[13:18] Mana**
Not at all.
***SIGN*** Activity Report
**[13:20] Momo**
*I-I'll...*
**[13:22] Momo**
*need to look into this.*
**[13:25] Chio**
So, like, this part...
**[13:27] Mana**
Huh?
**[13:27] Chio**
You know.
**[13:28] Mana**
No, I don't.
**[13:29] Chio**
Oh, come on!
**[13:30] Momo**
*They seem to have stopped...*
**[13:31] Mana**
No way! Not happening!
**[13:32] Momo**
*and they're arguing?*
**[13:35] Mana**
Huh? Are you stupid?
**[13:37] Momo**
*I can't really hear them, but...*
**[13:40] Mana**
Jeez...
**[13:41] Momo**
*She handed over her bag.*
**[13:42] Chio**
Take care of my bag for me!
**[13:43] Mana**
Yeah, whatever.
**[13:44] Momo**
*Huh?*
**[13:46] Momo**
* Wait, that part connects*
* to the top of the hill...*
**[13:50] Momo**
*C-Could that student actually be...*
**[13:53] Momo**
*taking a shortcut to school?*
**[13:56] Momo**
*But why would she even do that?*
**[13:59] Momo**
*Is there some kind of emergency?*
**[14:02] Momo**
*No, wait...*
**[14:03] Momo**
*It's faster to walk up normally.*
**[14:05] Momo**
*The expected result happened!*
**[14:07] Momo**
* Her friend doesn't look*
* like she's going to help.*
**[14:11] Mana**
Hurry it up.
**[14:13] Momo**
*Seriously, what is she doing?*
**[14:17] Momo**
*More importantly, are these two...*
**[14:22] Momo**
*really even friends?*
**[14:25] Momo**
*It doesn't seem like it to me.*
**[14:30] Momo**
*She took out some water.*
**[14:32] Momo**
*Is she giving it to her friend?*
**[14:36] Momo**
*Evidently not!*
**[14:42] Momo**
*As I thought, these two...*
**[14:48] Mana**
Jeez...
**[14:50] Chio**
Manana!
**[14:51] Momo**
*Ah, this is so beautiful...*
**[14:55] Momo**
*She watered the flowers!*
**[14:59] Momo**
*She chose flowers over her friend...*
**[15:02] Chio**
Manana!
**[15:04] Momo**
*Oh, no! She's lost it!*
**[15:11] Momo**
*Now they're fighting again...*
**[15:14] Momo**
*Are they truly students of Samejima Academy?*
**[15:18] Momo**
* Gotou-sensei and the student council*
* should have been guiding them, but...*
**[15:26] Momo**
*How unsightly...*
**[15:32] Momo**
I cannot restrain myself any longer...
**[15:35] Momo**
You two! Stop this at once!
**[15:37] Both**
Huh?
**[15:39] Momo**
I'm the disciplinary monitor of the
Samejima Academy student council
**[15:42] Momo**
and second-year student,
**[15:43] Momo**
Shinozuka Momo!
**[15:44] Momo**
As the disciplinary monitor,
I shall give you a warning!
**[15:47] Momo**
You two should stop hanging
out with each other!
**[15:52] Mana**
Um... Isn't that...
**[15:54] Chio**
...the girl who's always
around Gotou-sensei?
**[15:58] Momo**
It was rude of me, but I have been
following you for some time now.
**[16:02] Momo**
You beat your friend with a whip...
**[16:04] Momo**
Then you didn't stop her
from climbing a wall...
**[16:07] Momo**
Lastly, you both fought over water.
**[16:10] Momo**
You two are a horrible
influence on one another!
**[16:14] Momo**
Listen well. True friends lift
each other up, seek righteousness,
**[16:19] Momo**
and punish evil-doers!
**[16:24] Momo**
Only those you can face hardships with,
**[16:28] Momo**
who will have your back in
life or death situations—
**[16:30] Mana**
Um...
**[16:31] Mana**
You probably don't have any
friends, do you, Senpai?
**[16:34] Chio**
There it is...
**[16:35] Momo**
H-How did you know?!
***SIGN*** Activity Report
**[16:37] Mana**
Only people who don't have friends
talk about ideal friends.
**[16:42] Mana**
We've been like this ever
since we were in grade school.
**[16:46] Mana**
Not to mention...
**[16:48] Mana**
The reason I decided to go to Samejima...
**[16:51] Mana**
is because Chio-chan also
applied for Samejima!
**[16:54] Chio**
What? I didn't know that!
**[16:57] Momo**
Then, right here, right now,
**[16:59] Momo**
prove your friendship to me in
a manner that I will understand!
***SIGN*** Activity Report
**[17:02] Momo**
If you cannot,
**[17:03] Momo**
I will report all the dangerous
activities I witnessed
**[17:06] Momo**
to the student council!
**[17:10] Mana**
We just need to make you see
that we're friends, right?
**[17:14] Chio**
We can't have you treat our
ten years together so lightly...
**[17:19] Both**
...can we?
**[17:22] Both**
*Prove our friendship?*
**[17:24] Mana**
*How?*
**[17:26] Mana**
*Do we say each other's birthdays?*
**[17:27] Mana**
*No, even acquaintances can do that...*
**[17:30] Mana**
* The color of her panties?*
* The name of the person she likes?*
**[17:33] Mana**
*Wait. Those all sound easy, but...*
**[17:36] Chio**
Manana...
**[17:37] Mana**
Huh?
**[17:38] Chio**
Let's do that one thing.
**[17:41] Mana**
That one thing?
**[17:44] Mana**
That one thing?! No way! We'll die!
**[17:50] Chio**
What choice do we have?
**[17:53] Chio**
Watch, Senpai.
**[17:56] Chio**
For gym class in grade school...
**[17:58] Manana**
...we took the theme of
friendship and created...
**[18:01] Chio**
...this dance.
**[18:07] mana**
It's called...
**[18:08] Both**
...Mananacchio!
**[18:14] Both**
Meow!
**[18:15] Both**
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
**[18:19] Both**
Meowy, meowy, meowy
meow meow meow meow.
**[18:23] Both**
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
**[18:27] Both**
Meowy, meowy, meowy
meow meow meow meow.
**[18:37] Both**
Meow...
**[18:39] Both**
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
**[18:44] Both**
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
**[18:52] Mana**
I'm Manyanya...
**[18:54] Chio**
I'm Chionya, and we're...
**[18:55] Both**
...Mananacchio!
**[19:04] Chio**
Um...
**[19:05] Mana**
That's it...
**[19:07] Momo**
I'm so moved!
**[19:09] Both**
She's bawling?!
**[19:11] Momo**
I could... clearly see... the friendship...
**[19:16] Momo**
you worked so hard... to build...
**[19:21] Momo**
As promised, I won't report any of this.
**[19:24] Mana**
Well, uh, thanks...
**[19:26] Chio**
It's been so long since we did that.
**[19:28] ---**
I barely remembered it.
**[19:30] Momo**
Um, may I ask one last thing?
**[19:34] Momo**
Um... Well...
**[19:36] Momo**
How do you get closer to
someone who's important to you?
**[19:44] Mana**
Are you talking about Gotou-sensei?
**[19:47] Momo**
Huh?!
**[19:47] Chio**
I'm sure it is.
**[19:49] Momo**
But... Relationships between students
and teachers are greatly frowned upon...
**[19:54] Chio**
Did she basically just admit it?
**[19:56] Mana**
Senpai.
**[19:57] Momo**
Y-Yes?
**[19:59] Mana**
Even if there is an issue with
that kind of relationship,
**[20:02] Mana**
all the blame will fall on the teacher!
**[20:04] Momo**
Huh?
**[20:05] Mana**
So you just need to pursue
him as hard as you can!
**[20:08] Mana**
As hard as you can, okay?
**[20:09] Chio**
*Manana's totally invested now.*
**[20:10] Mana**
It'll totally work out!
**[20:13] Momo**
You really... think so?
**[20:15] Mana**
Yes!
**[20:16] Momo**
Um... Would it be okay if I talked
to you about it sometimes?
**[20:21] Mana**
Sure!
**[20:22] Mana**
Listen, you need to keep
your rivals in check! Yes!
**[20:24] Momo**
In check!
**[20:25] Mana**
And, Senpai, it's important
for girls to be mysterious.
**[20:28] Momo**
I see!
**[20:30] Chio**
Girls? Mysterious? How so?
**[20:36] Momo**
This concludes my report.
**[20:38] Teach**
No incidents... huh?
**[20:41] Teach**
But make sure you don't
act on your own too much.
**[20:45] Momo**
Yes, sir.
**[20:45] Teach**
By the way, your face doesn't
seem as tense as usual.
**[20:49] Momo**
Huh?
**[20:50] Teach**
Did something good happen
while you were patrolling?
**[20:54] Momo**
U-Um, well...
**[20:57] Momo**
At times like these, I'm supposed to say...
**[21:01] Momo**
It's a secret.
**[21:06] Girl**
*Chio's School Road*.
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[21:10] Momo**
Good morning.
**[21:12] Girl**
Gotou-chan...
**[21:14] Girl**
Hear me out.
**[21:16] Teach**
First, you need to greet me properly.
**[21:19] Momo**
*Nonomura-san also mentioned...*
**[21:21] (Flashback) Mana**
Keep your rivals in check!
**[21:25] Momo**
U-Um...
**[21:26] Mana**
If you're going to talk to the advisor of
the disciplinary committee, Gotou-sensei,
**[21:29] Mana**
you need to look more proper...
**[21:35] Girl**
Oh?
**[21:36] Girl**
So that's what's going on...
**[21:38] Girl**
But... are you sure that's okay?
**[21:42] Girl**
If I became more prim and proper...
**[21:44] Girl**
I might be even more destructive, you know?
**[21:47] Girl**
I think our personalities
will end up overlapping.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:28] Chio**
Next time on *Chio's School Road*,
**[23:30] Chio**
"Everyone's Own Path" and "Chio-chan Eludes."
**[23:34] Chio**
Look forward to—
**[23:35] Chio**
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...
# 6 - Everyone's Own Path / Chio-chan Eludes
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY1X93P7Y/chios-school-road)
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***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
***SIGN*** Everyone's Own Path
**[01:36] Chio**
Manana, did you see the message
from Hosokawa-san?
**[01:38] Mana**
Ah...
**[01:40] Mana**
The one about the captain of
the Kabaddi Club being missing?
**[01:40] [SONG] Sign**
Received Messages
From: Hosokawa-san
To: Me
Subject: I'm worried...
Kushitori-senpai from the Kabaddi Club
hasn't shown up to school or her dorm...
Have you heard anything?
Her family doesn't seem to be very worried...
**[01:43] Chio**
Yeah, that.
**[01:44] Chio**
I wonder if she got caught
up in some kind of incident.
**[01:46] Mana**
Uh, I don't know about that...
**[01:49] Mana**
What's that?
**[01:50] Mana**
Some kind of quadruped?
**[01:56] Chio**
Did you find a Samoyed?
**[02:02] Both**
*Senpai located.*
***SIGN*** Senpai Located
**[02:10] Madoka**
Not yet...
**[02:12] Chio**
Hey, she's doing something.
**[02:13] Mana**
Shh!
**[02:15] Madoka**
One more set!
**[02:16] Madoka**
Kabaddi!
**[02:18] Madoka**
Kabaddi! Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi!
**[02:28] Madoka**
This... This tackle just won't do...
**[02:33] Madoka**
One more kaba!
**[02:35] Madoka**
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi,
kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
**[02:37] mana**
*What is she doing?*
**[02:39] Madoka**
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
**[02:43] Chio**
*Don't tell me...*
**[02:44] Madoka**
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
**[02:45] Chio**
*She's been here the whole time?*
**[02:47] Old**
How are things going?
**[02:50] Madoka**
Master!
**[02:51] Both**
Master?!
**[02:52] Old**
I got some water from the stream.
**[03:05] Old**
I guess it's been about a
week since you arrived.
**[03:09] Old**
You look like you've
gotten used to life here.
**[03:12] Madoka**
Yes, all thanks to you.
**[03:14] Madoka**
I was excited about training in the mountains,
**[03:17] Madoka**
but I didn't expect that I wouldn't
be able to find any food.
**[03:20] Madoka**
And I didn't expect to run into
someone else this deep in the woods.
**[03:26] Chio**
*Uh... This is just a neighborhood park...*
**[03:30] Old**
Are you sure you don't need to go to school?
**[03:33] Madoka**
Yes. I'm not going back until
I perfect my technique.
**[03:37] Madoka**
I have someone... that I must defeat.
**[03:41] Manana**
Could she be talking about...
**[03:43] Chio**
Huh?
**[03:44] Manana**
Is this because she lost to you in kabaddi?
**[03:47] Chio**
Oh, no way.
**[03:50] Chio**
I mean, we settled the
score completely amicably.
**[03:55] Madoka**
I'll get you someday...
**[04:02] Chio**
*Is that... me?*
**[04:04] Manana**
Well, anyway, we've found her now,
**[04:06] Manana**
so we're gonna have to convince
her to come back to school.
**[04:09] Madoka**
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
**[04:09] Manana**
I'm sure Hosokawa-san is worried.
**[04:12] Chio**
But it doesn't look like she's going
to stop prac— Hey, she kicked me.
**[04:13] Madoka**
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi!
**[04:16] Chio**
I think things might get
complicated if I go, so...
**[04:21] Chio**
Manana...
**[04:22] Manana**
Huh?
**[04:22] Chio**
Go say something to cheer her up!
**[04:24] Manana**
Chio-chan?!
**[04:25] Chio**
Ignition on.
**[04:26] Chio**
Manana Rocket, fire!
**[04:33] Madoka**
Nonomura...
**[04:34] Manana**
Senpai, I finally found you!
**[04:36] Manana**
I just happened to overhear.
**[04:38] Manana**
If you're troubled, um, uh...
**[04:41] Manana**
Er, um...
**[04:42] Manana**
*Say something to cheer her up...*
**[04:45] Manana**
I don't think you need to get so serious
about an obscure sport like kabaddi.
**[04:52] Manana**
Right?
**[04:55] Chio**
*The hell did she just say?!*
**[05:00] Old**
I think she's trying to make you feel better.
**[05:04] Old**
You've got an interesting underclassman.
**[05:07] Old**
Hey, Kushitori?
**[05:10] Madoka**
*It's been one whole week since I've seen...*
**[05:15] Madoka**
*Since I've seen...*
**[05:18] Madoka**
*Drool...*
**[05:20] Manana**
Kushitori-senpai?
**[05:21] Old**
You've sure got it rough.
**[05:24] Manana**
Uh, no, I'm fine...
**[05:27] Madoka**
*I almost lost consciousness there.*
**[05:30] Madoka**
* These feelings... Not good...*
* This isn't good.*
**[05:33] Old**
You like lizards?
**[05:38] Manana**
Huh? Senpai?
**[05:39] Madoka**
S-Stay back!
**[05:41] Madoka**
*Let go of worldly desires!*
**[05:43] Madoka**
*I came here to rid myself of wicked thoughts...*
**[05:47] Madoka**
* So that I could truly devote*
* myself to kabaddi...*
**[05:51] Madoka**
*I should be fine, as long as I don't look...*
**[05:53] Madoka**
* I'm... I'm... going to grasp*
* it... with this hand!*
**[05:59] Madoka**
*Grasp... with this hand...*
**[06:02] Madoka**
*Grasp...*
**[06:04] Madoka**
*Grasp...*
**[06:09] Chio**
*When they catch you, go like this!*
**[06:10] ---**
*Grasp...*
**[06:11] Chio**
*Make them lose their balance!*
**[06:12] Madoka**
*Grasp...*
**[06:14] (Flashback) Madoka**
I'm not letting go!
**[06:15] Madoka**
*Grasp...*
**[06:16] Chio**
*Hosokawa-san is coming at me as straight
and narrow as her personality is.*
**[06:19] Madoka**
*Grasp...*
**[06:19] (Flashback) Chio**
Kabaddi!
**[06:21] Chio**
*To get her to let go
of me, I need to do this!*
**[06:22] Madoka**
*Grasp...*
**[06:27] Madoka**
*Grasp!*
**[06:31] Madoka**
*Grasp...*
**[06:34] Madoka**
*Grasp...*
**[06:35] (Flashback) Yuki**
Um... Kushitori-senpai?
**[06:37] (Flashback) Yuki**
Um...
**[06:37] Madoka**
Grasp!
**[06:39] (Flashback) Mado**
Huh?
**[06:39] (Flashback) Yuki**
Senpai? Miyamo-san is leaving!
**[06:42] (Flashback) Mado**
Huh?
**[06:43] (Flashback) Yuki**
Kushitori-senpai!
Your hand, your hand, your hand!
**[06:46] Madoka**
*Back then...*
**[06:49] Madoka**
*when I grasped Yuki-chan's ass...*
**[06:52] Madoka**
*it felt so wonderful!*
**[06:54] Manana**
Senpai?!
**[06:57] Madoka**
*Oh, no!*
**[06:59] Madoka**
*N-No!*
**[07:02] Madoka**
*No!*
**[07:05] Madoka**
*No!*
**[07:08] Madoka**
*I can't...*
**[07:11] Madoka**
*D-Don't...*
**[07:15] ---**
*No! N...*
**[07:19] Manana**
What? What the hell?!
**[07:20] Madoka**
I'm not... playing kabaddi...
**[07:23] Madoka**
so that I can touch girls...
**[07:32] Old**
I see. I think I get what's going on here.
**[07:36] Madoka**
Master...
**[07:38] Old**
Let me tell you a little story.
**[07:40] Old**
Believe it or not, about twenty years ago,
**[07:43] Old**
I was a somewhat well-known
corporate warrior.
**[07:47] Old**
But I began to wear myself out
as one of the company cogs.
**[07:48] (Flashback) Background**
Oh, yes...
**[07:51] (Flashback) Background**
I'm terribly sorry...
**[07:52] Old**
I had money, but my soul was withering away,
**[07:56] Old**
and I was at my wit's end.
**[07:58] Old**
Then, one morning...
**[08:00] Old**
I came across some
high school girls on the train.
**[08:04] Old**
They were both so full of energy...
**[08:08] Old**
I almost felt as though some of
their energy was rubbing off on me.
**[08:12] (Flashback) Girl**
See you later.
**[08:13] (Flashback) Girl 2**
Bye.
**[08:14] Old**
So...
**[08:19] Old**
I just... I just wanted her
to share a little more...
**[08:23] Old**
Just a tiny bit... Just enough...
**[08:27] Old**
to help me get through that day.
**[08:30] ---**
Just a tiny bit... of her energy...
**[08:39] Old**
And then, I lost everything, so I came here.
**[08:43] Madoka**
I had no idea...
**[08:45] Old**
Kushitori, I envy you...
**[08:50] Old**
Listen well.
**[08:52] Old**
It's the special privilege of a high school girl
to be able to touch other high school girls.
**[08:57] Old**
What are your true feelings, Kushitori?
**[09:02] Madoka**
My...
**[09:04] Madoka**
My...
**[09:06] Madoka**
I...
**[09:09] Madoka**
Master...
**[09:16] Madoka**
I want...
**[09:19] Madoka**
to grope some asses...
**[09:22] Voice**
Three points.
**[09:25] Chio**
* Um... I couldn't really hear*
* what they were saying,*
**[09:30] Chio**
*but it looks like it's all worked out?*
**[09:32] Chio**
*Good job, Manana.*
**[09:34] Chio**
I guess I'll contact Hosokawa-san...
and take all the credit.
**[09:39] Chio**
* Considering how big this incident was,*
* I should score major points.*
**[09:45] Old**
Well said. So how about it?
**[09:47] Old**
Now that you've reaffirmed your own feelings,
**[09:50] Old**
haven't you gained a new perspective?
**[09:53] Manana**
Uh, could someone explain what's going on?
**[09:57] Madoka**
What... is this feeling?
**[09:59] Madoka**
I can feel it... on a molecular level...
**[10:02] Madoka**
This feeling that makes my blood boil...
**[10:12] Chio**
Huh?
**[10:12] Madoka**
I now... fully understand!
**[10:18] Madoka**
I have discovered that the
Way of Kaba is to grope!
***SIGN*** I have discovered that the Way of Kaba is to grope
**[10:26] Old**
Looks like she's found her own Way of Kaba.
**[10:30] Manana**
*Way of Kaba?*
**[10:31] Madoka**
Master and Nonomura...
**[10:36] Madoka**
You two have truly opened my eyes.
**[10:38] Manana**
Wait, me?
**[10:40] Madoka**
I think I can truly see...
the secret technique of kabaddi now.
**[10:45] Madoka**
Nonomura.
**[10:46] Manana**
Yes?
**[10:47] Madoka**
Will you accept my technique?
**[10:49] Manana**
Huh?!
**[10:50] Manana**
No, um... no, no, no...
**[10:50] Madoka**
I promise I won't hurt you,
but I want to try it.
**[10:53] Madoka**
Here I come!
**[10:56] Manana**
Miyamo-san is hiding right over there!
**[11:00] Chio**
Traitor!
**[11:05] Chio**
*Huh? This doesn't hurt at all.*
**[11:08] Chio**
* Actually, it feels like I'm*
* wrapped in a down comforter...*
**[11:13] Master**
Well, isn't that something?
**[11:16] Madoka**
*I've perfected it... The ultimate tackle.*
**[11:19] Madoka**
Miyamo! It's been so long!
**[11:20] Chio**
U-Um, Kushitori-senpai?
**[11:22] Chio**
Could you forgive me
for that match already?
**[11:23] Madoka**
It matters not!
**[11:25] Madoka**
Right now, I'm just going
to grope your ass.
**[11:26] Chio**
No!
**[11:28] Chio**
Senpai! Please put me down!
**[11:30] Madoka**
No.
**[11:32] Madoka**
*Ah...*
**[11:34] Madoka**
*With every grope,*
**[11:36] Madoka**
* I feel as though I'm breathing*
* in the purest mountain air.*
**[11:42] Madoka**
*I want to play kabaddi...*
**[11:45] Madoka**
* I want to feel the shape of*
* every female kabaddi player's ass...*
**[11:51] Old**
What a beautiful sight...
**[11:55] Chio**
*There has to be a way out of this...*
**[11:58] Chio**
*I know! It should be about time—*
**[11:59] Yuki**
Kushitori-senpai!
**[12:02] Yuki**
You really are here!
Miyamo-san messaged me...
**[12:06] Madoka**
Yuki-chan...
**[12:07] Yuki**
Wait, what are you doing?
**[12:10] Madoka**
Oh, Yuki-chan, this is just...
**[12:12] Chio**
Come to think of it,
**[12:13] Chio**
since there's a track meet
coming up, Hosokawa-san's body
**[12:17] Chio**
should be in perfect shape right about now!
**[12:20] Madoka**
Perfect... shape...
**[12:25] Yuki**
Senpai?!
**[12:39] Chio**
If anyone can outrun her, Hosokawa-san can.
**[12:41] Chio**
Now, all that's left is...
**[12:42] Chio**
Manana!
**[12:46] Chio**
Now I'm gonna grope your ass!
**[12:49] Old**
No matter the era,
**[12:51] Old**
they're always so energetic,
radiant, and full of passion.
**[12:54] Old**
I feel as though I've regained
those feelings I lost so long ago.
**[13:04] Old**
High school girls are the best, damn it!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[13:10] Old**
*Chio's School Road*.
**[13:14] Yuki**
I can't believe you made me a scapegoat...
You're so mean, Miyamo-san.
**[13:17] Manana**
I know, right? That was so awful!
**[13:20] Chio**
I'm sorry, Hosokawa-san!
I didn't know what else to do!
**[13:24] Yuki**
Well, I guess I forgive you. Playing tag
with Kushitori-senpai was pretty fun.
**[13:29] Manana**
Huh?
**[13:31] Chio**
* I'm usually with Manana, and it's*
* not like she ever apologizes,*
**[13:34] Chio**
* so I don't know what to say*
* in situations like these!*
**[13:34] ---**
Th-Th... Th... Th-Thank—
***SIGN*** Chio-chan Eludes
**[13:42] Chio**
Man, that new game was so worth it!
**[13:45] Chio**
Definitely worth the 3-year wait!
**[13:49] Chio**
Infiltrating the base as an enemy spy
and eliminating a terrorist group,
**[13:54] Chio**
I successfully saved America.
**[13:57] Chio**
But man, overseas games sure like scenarios
where they're saving their own country.
**[14:02] Chio**
Let's see... It's supposed to
be the direction the sun rises,
**[14:05] Chio**
so I think east is that way.
**[14:08] Chio**
You'd better thank me, America!
**[14:11] Chio**
*But in all honesty,*
**[14:14] Chio**
* my commute to school after playing*
* a game always gets me on edge...*
**[14:19] Chio**
*Especially the corners!*
**[14:20] Chio**
* I mean, if there are enemies*
* on both sides, I'll be surrounded.*
**[14:24] Chio**
*I can't help but be on edge...*
**[14:27] Mom**
Huh?
**[14:35] Chio**
No enemies.
**[14:36] Chio**
And then, I'll swiftly turn...
**[14:39] Chio**
Don't let your guard down...
Don't let your guard down.
**[14:43] Chio**
Okay.
**[14:51] Chio**
All clear.
**[14:52] Chio**
Come in. The path is clear.
**[14:57] Mom**
So... um...
**[15:00] Mom**
Takkun, make sure you always look both
ways just like that young lady did.
**[15:05] Takkun**
Okay!
**[15:11] Chio**
*Hey, that's... Manana.*
**[15:13] Chio**
Hey!
**[15:14] Chio**
*Hold on a sec.*
**[15:16] Chio**
*This terrain... It's almost like...*
**[15:18] Chio**
* the one narrow path you*
* get in infiltration games!*
**[15:22] Chio**
*The enemy hasn't noticed me yet. This is...*
**[15:27] Chio**
Manana!
**[15:30] Manana**
Huh? I could've sworn I
just heard Chio-chan...
**[15:36] Chio**
*I'm right here!*
**[15:39] Chio**
*Just you wait, Manana.*
**[15:41] Chio**
*I'm going to get closer...*
**[15:45] Chio**
*and just like in the game...*
**[15:46] Chio**
*I'll surprise her!*
***SIGN*** Boo!
**[15:48] Chio**
* I can't wait to see the*
* surprised look on her face!*
**[15:53] Manana**
Was I just hearing things?
**[15:59] Chio**
*Huh?*
**[16:00] Chio**
*This is a lot harder than I thought!*
**[16:05] Chio**
* Whoa! That looks like it'd*
* come up to my waist!*
**[16:09] Manana**
Well, whatever.
**[16:10] Chio**
*Crap! I can't go further like in the game!*
**[16:13] Chio**
*I-I'm going to fall!*
**[16:15] Chio**
* If I fall from here, I might not*
* get hurt, but I'll be soaked.*
***SIGN*** Slosh
**[16:20] Chio**
* And if my bag gets wet,*
* my textbooks will get all wrinkly!*
**[16:23] Chio**
*That must not happen!*
**[16:25] Chio**
* While I still have a grip, I need to*
* give up on moving sideways, and...*
**[16:29] Chio**
* Actually, this fence looks*
* awkwardly hard to scale...*
**[16:36] [SONG] Sign**
Finished
**[16:38] Chio**
M-Manana...
***SIGN*** Gyaaanana
***SIGN*** Huh? What?
***SIGN*** Could this be...
***SIGN*** Heeeeee
**[16:42] Manana**
C-Could this be... a ghost?!
***SIGN*** lllllllp
***SIGN*** Meeee
***SIGN*** eeeeee
**[16:47] Manana**
What? You wanna curse me?
**[16:50] Manana**
You hate this world, right?
**[16:52] Manana**
I'm not scared of you at all!
**[16:54] Manana**
The humans working hard
and sweating in this world
**[16:58] Manana**
that you hate so much are the strongest!
**[17:05] Manana**
Hey, did I purify it?
**[17:08] Chio**
No one cares about that.
**[17:10] Manana**
Don't tell me...
**[17:14] Manana**
Chio-chan!
**[17:15] Chio**
Help! My arms can't...
**[17:22] Chio**
W-Wait, Manana! Stop messing around!
**[17:25] Manana**
Say, Chio-chan.
**[17:27] Manana**
Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you fell.
You probably won't get hurt.
**[17:30] Chio**
Huh?!
**[17:33] Manana**
You were totally trying to play
a trick on me, weren't you?
**[17:37] Manana**
If you keep doing crazy things like that,
you're really going to get hurt someday.
**[17:41] Manana**
It'll probably do you some
good to endure a little pain.
**[17:46] Manana**
Don't get me wrong.
I'm saying this for your sake...
**[17:50] Manana**
I'm your best friend, after all.
**[17:52] Chio**
Why do you have your camera out?!
**[17:53] Chio**
*You're kidding me!*
**[17:55] Chio**
* I totally thought we'd be able to*
* reaffirm our friendship like this!*
**[17:56] Manana**
Hang on!
***SIGN*** Grasp
**[17:57] Manana**
Chio-chan!
**[17:58] Chio bg**
Manana!
**[17:59] Manana**
Gonna switch over to video
and add in some HD...
**[17:59] Chio**
*So that's how it's going to be... I see.*
**[18:02] Chio**
*I see how it is, Manana.*
**[18:04] Chio**
*Apparently, I lacked resolve myself.*
**[18:07] Chio**
*I'm going to use... my last ounce of strength...*
**[18:10] Chio**
Come on, partner!
**[18:16] Chio**
Let's both descend to hell together!
**[18:25] Manana**
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[18:26] Manana**
Wait, no! Oh, shit!
Let go! I don't wanna!
**[18:30] Manana**
Where the hell did all
that energy come from?!
**[18:33] Chio**
When I realized that you
were going to abandon me,
**[18:35] Chio**
my body just moved on its own!
**[18:37] Manana**
*This bitch is more stubborn than any ghost!*
**[18:40] Manana**
What the hell are we supposed to do now?!
**[18:41] Chio**
We'll get through it by working together!
**[18:44] Manana**
Huh?! Why?!
**[18:45] Manana**
You did this all on your own, Chio-chan!
**[18:48] Manana**
Don't drag me into it!
**[18:50] Manana**
I bet this is because of
some game again, isn't it?!
***SIGN*** Gulp
**[18:53] Manana**
You're seriously going to
get a game over IRL someday!
**[18:56] Manana**
Give me a break! How stupid can you be?!
**[18:59] Manana**
You're not a kid! You're in high school!
Do you understand that?!
**[19:02] Manana**
Why don't you use your head
once in a while?! I swear!
**[19:07] Manana**
Hey, wait...
**[19:09] Manana**
*She's crying?!*
**[19:10] ---**
Manana...
**[19:14] Chio**
I'm sorry...
**[19:19] Chio**
I just wanted to surprise you a little bit...
**[19:27] Manana**
Okay, fine.
**[19:30] Manana**
Let's get through this together.
**[19:33] Manana**
So, what do you want me to do?
**[19:36] Chio**
Um... First, could you take my bag?
**[19:40] Manana**
Ugh... Come on. Hurry up and hand it over!
**[19:43] Chio**
Manana!
**[19:47] Manana**
Okay!
**[19:48] Manana**
I got your bag! What next?
**[19:50] Chio**
Grab my arm!
**[19:52] Manana**
Like this?
**[19:54] Chio**
Don't let go, no matter what!
**[19:57] Manana**
I got it, so stop crying!
**[19:59] Chio**
Pull as hard as you can!
**[20:01] Manana**
Ready, and...
**[20:20] Chio**
I'm okay now.
**[20:22] Chio**
I'm saved!
**[20:25] Chio**
Thank you...
**[20:26] Chio**
Thank you so much.
**[20:28] Manana**
I guess we can consider your surprise
somewhat of a success, too.
**[20:32] Chio**
Now we can head to school toge—
**[20:35] Chio**
Sorry, I let my guard down...
**[20:40] Chio**
Manana...
**[20:42] Manana**
I told you that I wouldn't let you go.
**[20:47] Chio**
Manana... Hurry up and
pull me back, would you?
**[20:53] Manana**
Uh, it's taking everything
I have to hold you up...
**[20:56] Manana**
I think my legs have just about had it...
**[21:00] Chio**
No, no, you're the only one who
can move right now, Manana.
**[21:03] Chio**
Try harder.
**[21:06] Manana**
Is that any way to talk to someone
who just saved your life?!
**[21:08] Chio**
You haven't saved me yet!
**[21:11] Manana**
Huh?! I don't mind letting
go of you, you know!
**[21:14] Chio**
We're both going to fall
at this rate! Too bad!
**[21:16] Manana**
No! You can fall by yourself!
**[21:18] Chio**
No way!
**[21:19] Manana**
You piss me off! I'm so going to let go!
**[21:27] Both**
Please help us!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[21:31] Mom**
*Chio's School Road*.
**[21:37] Chio**
Y-You saved us...
**[21:39] Salaryman**
That was dangerous.
**[21:40] Salaryman**
You're students at Samejima Academy, right?
**[21:43] Salarayman**
What are your names?
**[21:44] Chio**
Nono—
**[21:44] Manana**
Miya—
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:20] Yuki**
Next time on *Chio's School Road*,
**[23:23] yuki**
"Convenience Store Chio-chan,"
**[23:24] yuki**
"Chio-chan and the Duel,"
and "Remnants of That Day."
**[23:29] Yuki**
Look forward to it!
**[23:32] Yuki**
Kushitori-senpai was so fast...
**[23:36] Yuki**
Maybe I wouldn't mind her
groping me a little bit...
# 7 - Convenience Store Chio-chan / Chio-chan and the Duel / Remnants of That Day
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY1X93P7Y/chios-school-road)
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***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
***SIGN*** Convenience Store Chio-chan
**[01:33] Chio**
*It's that day of the month again!*
**[01:35] Chio**
* The day my favorite hardcore*
* Western game magazine goes on sale!*
**[01:41] Chio**
*Gotta read it at the store before school!*
***SIGN*** Soft Serve
***SIGN*** Soft Serve Deluxe
**[01:44] Andou**
Welcome.
**[01:46] Chio**
Huh?
**[01:48] Chio**
What?
**[01:49] Chio**
It's not here!
**[01:51] Chio**
You can't be serious!
**[01:53] Chio**
But this is the only local convenience store
that sells that magazine! It's a godsend!
**[01:57] Chio**
I can't imagine it sold out
first thing in the morning.
**[02:01] Chio**
This wasn't here last month...
**[02:05] Chio**
A BL game magazine...
**[02:08] Chio**
Wait, does this mean they stopped
getting Western game magazines
**[02:11] Chio**
and started getting more BL magazines?
**[02:14] Chio**
In a word, they've been exterminated...
**[02:16] Chio**
*It's been exterminated by h**os.*
**[02:19] Chio**
This isn't good.
**[02:20] Narrator**
What exactly isn't good?
**[02:22] Nar**
If we roughly explain the Western
games that Chio-chan likes so much...
**[02:26] nar**
The protagonists are usually old guys,
**[02:28] nar**
or guns, and the heroines are gorillas.
**[02:31] (Flashback) Chio**
The highlight is when the
aliens operate on him,
**[02:34] (Flashback) Chio**
and they take a buzzsaw to his legs and—
***SIGN*** It's pretty violent
**[02:36] Nar**
They're pretty violent and
usually don't do well in Japan.
***SIGN*** Around the release time of a new game
***SIGN*** Languages Interface | Full Audio | Subtitles
***SIGN*** German French
**[02:41] Nar**
And because of that, the few
players they have suffer...
**[02:44] (Flashback) Chio**
It's a huge title, but there's
no Japanese version!
***SIGN*** Official Update
**[02:46] Nar**
You'll have to pay about 3,000 yen
more for the Japanese version.
**[02:50] (Flashback) Chio**
They're taking advantage of us!
**[02:52] (Flashback) Chio**
I'll still buy it, though...
**[02:53] Nar**
This is what happens every time.
**[02:55] Nar**
And because of those unfortunate events...
**[02:58] (Flashback) Chio**
This game isn't popular in Japan,
**[03:00] (Flashback) Chio**
but the series has sold over ten
million copies around the world!
**[03:03] (Flashback) Chio**
Doesn't this mean Japanese
people's tastes are off?
**[03:07] (Flashback) Chio**
What the hell is with Japanese RPGs, anyway?!
**[03:10] (Flashback) Chio**
Everyone's drawn so hot that
people overseas think they're gay.
**[03:13] (Flashback) Chio**
How the hell is this kid
even holding that weapon?!
**[03:16] (Flashback) Chio**
Why is this barely-dressed host
guy even on the battlefield?!
**[03:19] (Flashback) Chio**
Go back to Shinjuku!
**[03:20] Nar**
Is what she ends up saying.
**[03:22] Nar**
She's harboring some unjustified resentment.
**[03:24] Chio**
If only people liked macho guys more...
**[03:27] Chio**
Western games would catch on,
**[03:28] Chio**
and I wouldn't have to pay an extra
3,000 yen for Japanese language packs...
**[03:31] Chio**
All I wish for...
**[03:33] Chio**
is the prosperity of Japanese games,
in harmony with the world...
***SIGN*** Kyle
***SIGN*** "I never knew you could look like that..."
***SIGN*** Aren't you interested in my thick, full lips?
**[03:44] [SONG] Sign**
Benedito
**[03:44] Guy**
*Aren't you interested in my thick, full lips?*
**[03:49] Chio**
Oh?
**[03:51] Chio**
* Well, considering this magazine*
* specializes in the subject,*
**[03:54] Chio**
*it's showing a wide range of characters...*
**[03:56] Chio**
* I figured all the guys*
* would be super scrawny.*
**[04:00] [SONG] Sign**
Benedito
***SIGN*** To think there's a place in this country that's even hotter than my home...
**[04:00] Guy**
*To think there's a place in this country
that's even hotter than my home...*
**[04:12] Chio**
* Wait... This is more extreme*
* than I thought it'd be,*
**[04:15] Chio**
*but in a different way than Western games.*
**[04:17] Chio**
Are they even allowed to sell
these at a convenience store?
***SIGN*** The cruel yet
mysterious man: Fukayama
"I only know of Hell."
**[04:20] Guy**
*I only know of Hell.*
**[04:23] Chio**
* This old guy seems like*
* an experienced assassin.*
**[04:27] Chio**
*Someone like him couldn't possibly...*
**[04:29] Chio**
There's no way this old guy...
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump Ba-dump...
**[04:32] Chio**
Yeah, there's no way—
***SIGN*** Heaven... I'm in Heavwen...
**[04:33] Guy**
*Heaven... I'm in Heavwen...*
**[04:48] Chio**
*I have... 750 yen on me.*
**[04:51] Chio**
*No... It's not like that.*
**[04:53] Chio**
* It's not that I've accepted this, but I'll*
* admit that I lacked awareness of it.*
**[04:58] Chio**
*I'll have to look into this further later,*
**[05:01] Chio**
*so I'm just getting it for research.*
***SIGN*** Endor
**[05:04] Chio**
*The ad on the back is pretty extreme, too...*
**[05:07] Chio**
* There's a barcode, so I'll have*
* to show it at the counter,*
**[05:10] Chio**
*but it's not like the staff knows me, so...*
**[05:12] Andou**
It's such a nice day today!
**[05:14] Guy**
R-Right.
**[05:15] Andou**
Thanks for waiting.
**[05:19] Chio**
Andou-san, what the hell are you doing?!
**[05:22] Chio**
You changed jobs?
**[05:24] Chio**
Or maybe he's working here and
still delivering papers...
**[05:24] Andou**
Thank you!
**[05:27] Chio**
I don't want him to get the
wrong idea about my interests...
**[05:30] Chio**
I guess I don't have to buy this right now.
**[05:34] Chio**
I damaged store merchandise!
**[05:37] Chio**
It must've been when I dove earlier...
**[05:40] Chio**
Now I *have* to buy it.
**[05:42] Chio**
*Yeah!*
***SIGN*** Chinese Buns
**[05:43] Chio**
* What's wrong with me buying*
* something in this store?*
**[05:45] Chio**
*What do I have to be concerned abou—*
**[05:48] Chio**
*Of course I'm embarrassed!*
**[05:51] Chio**
* You've got it all wrong!*
* I'm a hardcore gamer!*
**[05:54] Chio**
*What the hell is with this pervy ad, anyway?!*
**[05:56] Chio**
But I have to buy this...
**[05:59] Chio**
That's it! I just have to get it
through the register, so...
**[06:03] Chio**
Camouflage!
**[06:04] Chio**
* Since time immemorial, when guy*
* students would buy pervy books,*
***SIGN*** New Series
**[06:07] Chio**
* they would put a normal book on*
* top to make it less conspicuous.*
***SIGN*** Endor
**[06:11] Chio**
*If I just put J**p on top*
**[06:12] Chio**
*so only the barcode is showing, maybe I can...*
***SIGN*** Poster and color pages to
commemorate the movie release!
***SIGN*** New Series
**[06:16] Chio**
*All right! I'm gonna get J**p!*
**[06:18] Chio**
Wait, I can't!
**[06:19] Chio**
If I buy the BL magazine,
I'll only have 210 yen left!
**[06:23] Chio**
That's not enough...
**[06:26] Chio**
* And I finally set things*
* straight with Andou-san, too...*
**[06:29] Chio**
* Somehow, it's harder to have*
* him think of me as a gamer*
**[06:32] Chio**
* who's into this type of stuff*
* than as a delinquent...*
**[06:35] Chio**
I'm just going to have
to face this head-on...
***SIGN*** Please take one
***SIGN*** Let's Get Our Driver's License
***SIGN*** Please take one
**[06:42] Chio**
Hey.
**[06:43] Andou**
Welcome.
**[06:45] Chio**
Did you change jobs?
**[06:46] Andou**
M-Miyamo, is that you?!
**[06:48] Andou**
It's been a while!
**[06:50] Andou**
Oh, uh, I work at the convenience
store this day of the week.
**[06:53] Chio**
I-I see...
**[06:56] Chio**
* Okay, so far, so good. Now, as long*
* as this camouflage plan works out...*
**[07:00] Andou**
Hey!
**[07:02] Andou**
This magazine...
**[07:04] Chio**
It's free, right?
**[07:05] Andou**
It's a pamphlet for driving schools!
**[07:08] Chio**
Huh?
**[07:08] Andou**
If you're getting a license at your age...
**[07:10] Andou**
It's for a bike, right?
**[07:12] Chio**
H-Huh?!
**[07:16] Chio**
*He's fully exposed!*
**[07:18] Chio**
U-Um...
**[07:20] Chio**
*Shit!*
**[07:21] Chio**
* I never thought he'd be so interested*
* in the random magazine I picked up.*
**[07:24] Chio**
When you let me ride with you
on your bike the other day,
**[07:28] Chio**
it felt really nice...
**[07:30] Andou**
Huh?
**[07:32] Andou**
*M-Miyamo... Wait, don't tell me...*
**[07:35] Andou**
*No, as a guy, I should be the one to...*
**[07:39] Chio**
Um... Could you recommend
a driving school for me?!
**[07:43] Andou**
S-Sure...
**[07:45] Andou**
*That was close...*
**[07:47] Chio**
*Now I've blocked Andou-san's field of view.*
**[07:50] Chio**
* But what the hell am I supposed*
* to do about this pervy ad?*
**[07:56] Andou**
The worst would be if someone
tried to hit on her...
**[07:57] Chio**
* I know... I'll take the chocolates*
* next to the register, and...*
**[07:59] Chio**
*Draw two!*
**[07:59] Andou**
I gotta find one with no idiots who think
driving school is for picking up chicks.
**[08:01] Chio**
*I'll eliminate the perviness!*
**[08:04] Chio**
*Now it should be...*
**[08:07] Chio**
*Huh? Did it somehow get pervier?!*
**[08:10] Guy**
*Chocolate...*
**[08:11] Chio**
* Now it looks like he's wearing*
* some really erotic swimwear*
**[08:14] Chio**
*that makes him stand out even more!*
**[08:16] Chio**
*And it's 3-D, even!*
***SIGN*** This won't work!!
**[08:18] Voice**
*This won't work.*
**[08:19] Chio**
*It's probably better without them...*
***SIGN*** 10 yen Chocolates
**[08:22] Chio**
*No, I've got it all wrong.*
**[08:24] Chio**
*It actually wasn't enough!*
**[08:27] Chio**
*How about this?!*
**[08:36] Chio**
*It looks like he's wearing a tank top!*
**[08:39] Chio**
*The perviness is completely gone.*
**[08:42] Chio**
*This is my hand!*
**[08:45] Chio**
U-Um, it looks like this
might take a while...
**[08:49] Chio**
So here's my email address.
**[08:51] Chio**
Let me know if you find a good place.
**[08:53] Andou**
*Ba-dump...*
**[08:54] Andou**
Leave it to me.
**[08:57] Chio**
Well, I have to get to school,
so could you ring me up?
**[09:00] Andou**
Oh, right. Sure.
**[09:06] Andou**
One magazine, and...
**[09:09] Andou**
the sweets... um...
**[09:12] Chio**
I'll add one more! That makes fifteen!
**[09:14] Andou**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Alcohol | Cigarettes
***SIGN*** We Will Verify Your Age
**[09:16] Andou**
Fifteen...
**[09:17] Chio**
And here's the money!
**[09:20] Andou**
Okay, here's your change...
**[09:23] Chio**
I don't need a bag!
**[09:24] Chio**
I-I'll just take it like this!
**[09:26] Andou**
Are you sure about that?!
**[09:28] Andou**
Huh? Wait, Miyamo!
**[09:30] Chio**
Oh, it's fine! I'm going to
read it on my way to school!
**[09:34] Chio**
*Good, good, good! That totally fooled him!*
**[09:37] Chio**
* Mission complete! Now I just have to put*
* it in my bag once I leave the store...*
**[09:40] Andou**
Hold it, Miyamo!
**[09:42] Chio**
Wh-What?
**[09:43] Andou**
I just wanted to confirm this part
in your address. Is it "bl" or "lol"?
**[09:47] Chio**
It's "bl"!
**[09:49] Chio**
I'll be going now.
**[09:51] Andou**
Miyamo!
**[09:52] Chio**
The heck?!
**[09:53] Andou**
It's just... Are those called BL games?
**[09:57] Andou**
You probably shouldn't walk around
with that magazine out in the open.
**[10:01] Chio**
Huh?
**[10:03] Andou**
Don't get me wrong. I'm not judging
your interests or anything.
**[10:09] Andou**
But... that magazine's a bit pervy, so...
**[10:14] Andou**
And some people are
prejudiced against that stuff.
**[10:17] Andou**
Also, it's dangerous to
read while you're walking.
**[10:21] Andou**
I might be meddling,
**[10:24] Andou**
but I'm worried.
**[10:27] Andou**
I know... Okay.
**[10:30] Andou**
Just one second.
**[10:32] Andou**
We have paper bags, too.
**[10:34] Andou**
There, all set!
**[10:37] Andou**
But to think you can't even
wait until after school...
**[10:40] Andou**
You must really love games, Miyamo.
**[10:44] Chio**
Yeah...
**[10:47] Manana**
Hey, what's with all that
chocolate, Chio-chan?
**[10:51] Manana**
Is that your lunch?
**[10:53] Chio**
Don't judge my choices.
**[10:55] Manana**
What?
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[10:59] Guy**
*Chifwo's Schfool Woad*!
**[11:02] Game**
*You lose.*
***SIGN*** Yuzu: "You lose."
**[11:02] Kohai**
Jeez...
**[11:03] Kohai**
You finally contact me, and it's just to
ask if you can borrow my gaming console?
**[11:07] Andou**
I'm just doing some research.
**[11:09] Andou**
Don't pry into it.
***SIGN*** Yuzu: "You belong to me now... Got it?"
**[11:10] Game**
*You belong to me now... Got it?*
**[11:13] Andou**
Though, I mean... I guess this isn't the kind
of game two guys should play together, huh?
**[11:18] Andou**
It feels kind of awkward...
**[11:20] Kohai**
A-Andou-san... I...
**[11:28] Chiharu**
Glance... Glance...
**[11:31] Chiharu**
Stare...
***SIGN*** Chio-chan and the Duel
**[11:33] Guy A**
Hey, that girl's wearing the
Eihei Girls' Academy uniform.
**[11:36] Guy B**
That's the private school
for super rich girls, right?
**[11:39] Guy A**
It's rare to see someone
like that around here.
**[11:41] Manana**
Are you sure you weren't dreaming?
**[11:42] Chio**
No! They were really there!
**[11:44] Manana**
No way!
**[11:45] Chio**
No, really!
**[11:47] Chio**
But if you catch one...
**[11:48] Chiharu**
You two! Duel with me!
**[11:51] Manana**
It must've been something else.
**[11:53] Chio**
No, it really was a monkey!
**[11:55] Manana**
On your roof?
**[11:56] Chio**
And there were two of them!
**[11:57] Manana**
What?
**[11:59] Manana**
Okay, then act out what
kind of monkeys they were.
**[12:01] Chio**
Ook! Ook, ook, ook!
**[12:04] Chio**
They kinda looked like my dad.
**[12:06] Manana**
Hurgh!
**[12:08] Chio**
Manana? Was it that funny?
***SIGN*** Staaaab
**[12:17] Chio**
Manana?!
**[12:18] Chiharu**
Okay, I defeated the stronger-looking one.
**[12:21] Chiharu**
You're next, four-eyes!
**[12:24] Chio**
Wait, what the hell?
**[12:25] Chiharu**
I challenged you to a duel, remember?
**[12:28] Chio**
Uh, I guess I did hear something...
You were talking to us?
**[12:32] Chiharu**
Shut up and stick out your ass!
**[12:35] Chio**
So you can give me an enema?
**[12:36] Chiharu**
Not an enema! This is a duel!
**[12:40] Chio**
* She goes to a really rich*
* school, doesn't she?*
**[12:42] Chio**
*So why is she doing something so vulgar?*
**[12:44] Chio**
* Wait... Maybe this isn't really*
* a face-off, but an "ass-off,"*
**[12:48] Chio**
*or something witty like that?*
**[12:52] Chiharu**
The way you move... You must
be experienced in ass-offs!
**[12:56] Chio**
*She actually called it an ass-off!*
**[13:00] Chiharu**
*This four-eyes...*
**[13:02] Chiharu**
*Sh-She can't be...*
**[13:05] Chiharu**
*Sh-She's trying one more time!*
**[13:10] Chiharu**
I never thought I'd run
into another master...
**[13:15] Chiharu**
of the Two Hands!
**[13:18] Chiharu**
* It's a risky stance that relies*
* on multiple attacks and reach,*
**[13:21] Chiharu**
*but your fingers can easily get injured.*
**[13:24] Chiharu**
*Everyone knows how Takagi from Class 3*
**[13:27] Chiharu**
* tried that stance half-assedly*
* and broke her fingers...*
**[13:30] Chiharu**
Where did you learn that?
**[13:33] Chio**
Don't underestimate how much it sucked
going to a public grade school.
**[13:38] Chiharu**
So you're somewhat skilled...
**[13:40] Chiharu**
Interesting... You stupid four-eyes!
**[13:51] Manana**
Damn it...
**[13:52] Manana**
You reminded me of how Chio-chan
used to do this to me all the time.
**[13:56] Manana**
So, what do you want to do?
**[13:58] Chio**
First, we'll restrain her in a way
I found on the Internet, then...
**[14:01] Chio**
carry her!
**[14:02] Manana**
That looks insanely bad!
**[14:04] Chiharu**
*Pout...*
**[14:07] Chio**
Now, then... Little girl, will you
just tell us your name already?
**[14:12] Chiharu**
Hmph...
**[14:13] Manana**
Grr.
**[14:14] Manana**
We want to know why you came after us.
**[14:17] Chiharu**
*Silence...*
**[14:19] Both**
*You brat!*
**[14:20] Chio**
Um, could you just tell us one thing?
**[14:24] Chio**
Why enemas?
**[14:27] Chiharu**
Do you ask sumo wrestlers
why they wear thongs?
**[14:34] Chio**
Wait, what?
**[14:36] Manana**
What's with this girl?
**[14:39] Chiharu**
I just... can't forgive girls
from Samejima Academy.
**[14:43] Chiharu**
I targeted you two because you seemed weak.
**[14:47] Chiharu**
That's it.
**[14:52] Manana**
She's trying to act cool,
but she sounds super lame!
**[14:55] Chio**
And she got her ass handed to her
by someone she thought was weak!
**[14:59] Both**
Right?
**[15:02] Chio**
This girl's scary, in a lot of ways.
**[15:04] Manana**
This is more than we can handle alone.
**[15:07] Chio**
Yeah.
**[15:08] Chio**
Let's punish her on a social
level and make her cry.
**[15:10] Manana**
First, we'll contact her school,
which will get her parents involved.
**[15:14] Chio**
Then you can go to the hospital
and get a medical certificate.
**[15:17] Manana**
What? Am I going to be a proctologist?
**[15:21] Chio**
Come to think of it, there was a
proctologist at the Shiriyama Clinic...
**[15:25] Chio**
Manana? Was it that funny?
**[15:34] Chio**
Manana?!
**[15:36] Chiharu**
Who did you say lost to you?
**[15:38] Chiharu**
I can always trust my flexible shoulders.
**[15:42] Chiharu**
I can still fight.
**[15:52] Chio**
How dare you do that to Manana?!
**[15:54] Chiharu**
You four-eyed piece of shit!
**[16:00] Chiharu**
You can meet the same fate as pigtails!
**[16:03] Chio**
H-Huh?
**[16:05] Chio**
*Did we...*
**[16:07] Chio**
*just end up in the central area of the park?*
**[16:10] Chiharu**
This handicap is enough...
**[16:12] Chio**
Wait!
**[16:12] Chio**
T-Time out...
**[16:14] Chiharu**
What?! Where'd all your enthusiasm go, huh?!
***SIGN*** Ack Ack Ack Ack
**[16:18] Chio**
U-Um...
**[16:20] Chio**
We need to be quiet when
we're at the park, okay?!
**[16:22] Chio**
*Sh-Shit...*
**[16:24] Chio**
* We got so into it that we*
* ended up in front of people!*
**[16:28] Chio**
*If you think about this logically...*
**[16:31] Chio**
* I'm in a serious enema*
* battle with a little girl...*
**[16:33] Chio**
Come on! Show me your ass!
I'm gonna stick my fingers up there!
**[16:37] Lady**
Is this an incident?!
**[16:39] Chio**
*I just look like a dangerous person!*
**[16:41] Chio**
* Her thumbs being bound*
* really doesn't help!*
**[16:44] Chiharu**
Say your prayers!
**[16:46] Chio**
*Bring it down a notch, damn it!*
**[16:47] Chio**
*In that case...*
**[16:50] Chio**
* I got her. Now I'm going to use*
* this momentum and get out of here!*
**[16:53] Guy**
Were they practicing how to dance?
**[16:55] Lady**
Who knows?
**[16:56] Chio**
*Thank goodness. We're decently far now.*
**[17:00] Chio**
* I'll take her into the woods*
* and stab her— Urf!*
**[17:11] Chiharu**
You fool.
**[17:12] Chio**
*What the hell, property managers?!*
**[17:14] Chio**
*You couldn't even take care of that?!*
**[17:17] Chiharu**
You just self-destructed.
Now, I'll finish you off.
**[17:20] Chio**
C-Could you just tell me your
motive before you finish me off?
**[17:26] Chiharu**
Fine. My motive...
**[17:29] Chiharu**
is to get revenge for my older brother!
**[17:37] Chiharu**
Let go of me! Who the hell are you?
**[17:39] Chio**
K-Kushitori-senpai!
**[17:42] Chio**
What are you doing here?
**[17:43] Kushitori**
I was lured here by the screams
of a woman. Now, I am here.
**[17:48] (Flashback) Kushitori**
A woman's scream!
**[17:49] Kushitori**
I was training for kabaddi,
and I heard a delightful yelp.
**[17:53] Chio**
* That's right... This is the park with*
* the woods that Senpai camped out in.*
**[17:58] Kushitori**
To think I'd find such a
cute little bunny rabbit...
**[18:03] Chiharu**
I'm gonna shove one right up your ass!
**[18:06] Kushitori**
All right! Fine by me!
**[18:12] Chiharu**
Huh?
**[18:13] Kushitori**
Go on... Bring it!
**[18:17] Chiharu**
* What's with this ass? I've stuck my*
* fingers up many an ass before, but...*
**[18:22] Chiharu**
* I-I'm not sure how,*
* but there's something different!*
**[18:27] Chiharu**
*If I were to stick my fingers up her ass,*
**[18:30] Chiharu**
* I have a feeling it'll be something*
* other than an ass-off...*
**[18:33] Kushitori**
Do you see now?
**[18:37] Kushitori**
You shouldn't recklessly hurt another
woman's body, or harm your own.
**[18:44] Kushitori**
Womanhood should be
polished, lovely maiden.
**[18:48] Chio**
Yup.
**[18:51] Kushitori**
As a lady, you need to grow up
more aware of what you are.
**[18:55] Kushitori**
You mustn't get so caught
up in such vulgar games.
**[19:01] Chio**
You heard her!
**[19:06] Chiharu**
Dumbasses! Dumbasses! Dumbasses! Dumbasses!
**[19:09] Chiharu**
Dumbasses!
**[19:13] Kushitori**
What's your relationship with that girl?
**[19:15] Chio**
I don't actually know her.
She just attacked me out of nowhere.
**[19:19] Kushitori**
That must've been rough.
**[19:21] Kushitori**
Well, I'm going to head to school.
**[19:23] Chio**
Oh, okay...
**[19:25] Chio**
*Senpai saved me...*
**[19:29] Chio**
Manana?!
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[19:30] Manana**
That little brat... I'm going to kill her!
**[19:33] Manana**
I'm going to stick both
my hands up her ass
**[19:35] Manana**
and give her an appendectomy myself...
**[19:38] Chio**
Yikes... What am I going to do with her?
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[19:41] Chiharu**
*Chio's School Road*.
**[19:46] Manana**
I hate her... I hate that
little brat so much...
**[19:49] Chio**
You're not going to sit?
**[19:50] Manana**
My ass hurts...
**[19:52] Chio**
What about lunch?
**[19:53] Manana**
I'm not hungry...
**[19:55] Chio**
What if you run into that girl again?
**[19:56] Manana**
If that happens...
**[19:58] Yuki**
Manana-chan, want to go to the school shop?
**[20:00] Manana**
I'm going to kill— Let's go!
**[20:03] Chio**
Man, you're talented.
***SIGN*** Remnants of That Day
**[20:10] Chio**
What's up?
**[20:12] Manana**
That old lady's been sitting
there a lot lately, hasn't she?
**[20:16] Manana**
She's always looking down...
**[20:20] Manana**
Come to think of it, my dad mentioned
***SIGN*** Breakfast
Toast
Omelet
**[20:23] Manana**
that the place across
from where she's sitting
**[20:26] Manana**
used to be a forest with really
pretty hydrangeas blooming.
**[20:34] (Flashback) Gramps**
It's pretty.
**[20:36] (Flashback) Grams**
Yes.
**[20:38] (Flashback) Gramps**
Well, you know...
**[20:40] (Flashback) Gramps**
If we both continue to be healthy,
**[20:42] (Flashback) Gramps**
shall we come here to look
at them again every year?
**[20:47] (Flashback) Grams**
Yes.
**[20:48] Manana**
And even now, after losing her husband,
**[20:52] Manana**
she continues to look for
remnants of the past...
**[20:55] Manana**
Yet our modern society
**[20:57] Manana**
cares nothing about their memories
and builds right over them
**[21:01] Manana**
with huge boxes made of
concrete, steel, and glass,
**[21:04] Manana**
before anyone will even notice...
**[21:12] Chio**
Pardon me, ma'am...
**[21:14] Chio**
Would you like to have a chat with us?
**[21:20] Game**
*There! That's it! Right there!*
**[21:24] Grams**
Aw, shit! I broke my combo!
**[21:27] Guy**
Hey!
**[21:28] Guy**
Stop sitting there just
so you can use our Wi-Fi!
**[21:31] Guy**
How many times do I have to tell you that?
**[21:33] Guy**
I don't want to be like this,
but it's a service for our customers.
**[21:37] Guy**
Would it kill you to come in and
have a coffee once in a while?
**[21:39] Grams**
Shut up! Go to hell!
**[21:45] Guy**
Hey! We're going to block your device!
**[21:50] Grams**
I'll just hack into it anyway!
**[21:55] Grams**
Dumbass, dumbass, dumbass!
**[21:56] Grams**
See you tomorrow.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] girl**
Next time on *Chio's School Road*,
**[23:32] girl**
"Yuki-chan Doesn't Care," "Chio Fisher,"
**[23:34] girl**
and "Momo-chan's Story."
**[23:36] Girl**
Look forward to it!
**[23:37] Girl**
Just a little chocolate tank top!
# 8 - Yuki-chan Doesn't Care / Chio Fisher / Momo-chan's Story
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY1X93P7Y/chios-school-road)
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***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
***SIGN*** Yuki-chan Doesn't Care
**[01:46] Manana**
So then what?
**[01:47] Chio**
And then...
**[01:48] Chio**
You kick up like, bam!
**[01:50] Manana**
That seems so weak.
**[01:51] Yuki**
Chio-chan! Manana-chan!
**[01:54] Chio**
Oh, it's Yuki-chan.
**[01:55] Yuki**
Good morning!
**[01:57] Both**
Good—
**[02:09] Chio**
Y-Yuki-chan, wh-what are you wearing?
**[02:13] Yuki**
There's a track meet this weekend,
and I've just been so excited about it!
**[02:19] Yuki**
Shall we head to school?
**[02:20] Chio**
Huh?!
**[02:21] Chio**
This isn't a joke?
**[02:23] Manana**
Hey.
**[02:24] Chio**
So, uh, about what you're wearing...
**[02:28] Yuki**
Hmm?
**[02:29] Chio**
U-Um...
**[02:32] Chio**
*She's actually not embarrassed about it...*
**[02:35] Chio**
* Then again, I guess she does*
* track meets wearing that,*
**[02:38] Chio**
* so maybe it's rude to think*
* she might get embarrassed...*
**[02:42] Chio**
That's...
**[02:44] Chio**
really cute!
**[02:46] Yuki**
I know, right?
**[02:46] Manana**
*You're so wishy-washy!*
**[02:49] Manana**
Really, it looks great!
**[02:50] Manana**
*But I never knew Yuki-san was like this.*
**[02:51] ---**
Yay!
**[02:54] Manana**
* After walking to school*
* together a few times,*
**[02:56] Manana**
* we're close enough that*
* I can call her by name...*
**[02:58] Manana**
* and I thought she was just the popular*
* character type, but also... naïve?*
**[03:02] Manana**
* She may say that she doesn't*
* care, but this outfit...*
**[03:07] Manana**
*is way too sexy!*
**[03:09] Yuki**
What do you think?
**[03:09] Manana**
*And Chio-chan's acting like that.*
**[03:10] Chio**
Yeah, that's cool!
**[03:11] Manana**
*All right, fine.*
**[03:14] Manana**
* I didn't think Yuki-san*
* was that type of person,*
**[03:16] Manana**
* but I know how to deal*
* with embarrassing people!*
**[03:22] Manana**
* I'm not Chio-chan, but I don't want to*
* stand out for the wrong reasons, either.*
**[03:26] Manana**
* I'm going to knock some*
* common sense into Yuki-san.*
**[03:29] Manana**
Yuki-san.
**[03:31] Manana**
Can you come with me to the
convenience store over there?
**[03:34] Yuki**
Sure!
**[03:37] Manana**
* It's the convenience store*
* nearest the station!*
**[03:39] Manana**
* I never come here because*
* the lines are too long, but...*
**[03:45] Manana**
It's so crowded.
***SIGN*** Convenience Store
**[03:47] Manana**
* I call this the "I Put On Something*
* Random to Go Shopping Nearby,*
**[03:51] Manana**
*But They Didn't Have What I Was Looking For,*
***SIGN*** Department Store
**[03:53] Manana**
* So I Went Downtown and Suddenly,*
* I'm Embarrassed by How I Look" plan!*
**[03:56] Manana**
I-I'm not usually dressed like this...
***SIGN*** Commence Plan
**[03:58] Manana**
*Commence plan!*
**[04:04] Guy**
A high school girl's bare legs...
**[04:06] Lady**
Is that a swimsuit?
**[04:06] Manana**
*Great reactions, everyone.*
**[04:14] Yuki**
So what are you going to buy?
**[04:16] Manana**
Uh, this new bread they got in.
**[04:18] Manana**
*They're totally staring, Yuki-san!*
**[04:22] Yuki**
Ooh, a penguin!
**[04:24] Manana**
* All the guys are sneaking peeks at*
* her, but she really doesn't care.*
**[04:29] Yuki**
Are you done?
**[04:29] Manana**
*At this point, I'll just have to be direct!*
**[04:32] Manana**
Yuki-san, because of how you're dressed...
**[04:36] Manana**
Everyone's staring at you.
**[04:41] Yuki**
Yeah, it's so exciting!
It's like I'm at a track meet!
**[04:44] Manana**
*Wait, what?*
**[04:46] Yuki**
* I mean, I'm sure she's surrounded by even*
* more people at track meets, but...*
**[04:50] Manana**
*Could it be that Yuki-san's an exhibitionist?*
**[04:53] Manana**
* She's on a different level than the*
* Kabaddi Club's Kushitori-senpai,*
**[04:56] Manana**
*but maybe Yuki-san is that type...*
**[04:58] Manana**
What's your best event again, Yuki-san?
**[05:00] Yuki**
The 1,500-meter run!
**[05:02] Yuki**
Huh? Where's Chio-chan?
**[05:05] Manana**
Oh, she said she was going to the bathroom...
**[05:08] Chio**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[05:12] Yuki**
Wow, a tennis skirt!
**[05:15] (Flashback) Manana**
What's that?
**[05:16] (Flashback) Chio**
I'm going to wear it at my match.
**[05:18] Manana**
* I guess she did mention that she*
* had her club outfit today...*
**[05:26] Manana**
*Don't tell me...*
**[05:28] Manana**
* She actually sacrificed herself to*
* make things a little less awkward?*
**[05:33] Manana**
*You've grown so much, Chio-chan.*
**[05:37] Yuki**
A pen is a pen, but what's
a pen that's this long?
**[05:41] Manana**
*Wait, that's not it...*
**[05:42] Yuki**
Here's a hint... It was
at the convenience store.
**[05:44] Manana**
* She just wants to hide her*
* face, plain and simple!*
**[05:48] Manana**
*She couldn't just leave Yuki-san behind,*
**[05:51] Manana**
*but she also doesn't want to stand out.*
**[05:54] Manana**
* So she's taking advantage*
* of Yuki-san's presence*
***SIGN*** Stares
**[05:57] Manana**
* and wearing her tennis*
* skirt as a mini disguise.*
**[06:00] Manana**
*This way, Yuki-san won't feel bad,*
**[06:03] Manana**
*and with her face hidden,*
**[06:04] Manana**
* people will know she's in the soft*
* tennis club, but not who she is.*
**[06:07] Manana**
*To ensure her peaceful high school life,*
**[06:09] Manana**
* she's always willing to*
* take below-average risks...*
**[06:12] Manana**
* This is Chio-chan's art*
* of being below average!*
***SIGN*** Art of Being Below Average
**[06:18] Manana**
*You'd actually go that far...*
**[06:21] Manana**
Yuki-san!
**[06:22] Yuki**
What is it, Manana-chan?
**[06:24] Manana**
You said that your best event
was the 1,500-meter run, right?
**[06:27] Yuki**
Yup!
**[06:29] Manana**
I just happened to look at a map,
and it just so happens
**[06:32] Manana**
that we're 1,500 meters away
from school right now!
**[06:37] Manana**
*Wait, is she ignoring me?*
**[06:41] Yuki**
Really?
**[06:42] Manana**
*She heard me!*
**[06:44] Manana**
* Yuki-san may be an exhibitionist,*
* but she loves running even more.*
**[06:48] Manana**
*Just a little push, and...*
**[06:49] Manana**
You know, there's such a nice breeze today.
**[06:55] Manana**
If you just happened to run to school on a
day like this when there's a nice tailwind...
**[07:00] Manana**
I bet it'd feel really nice...
**[07:06] Manana**
*It's working!*
**[07:08] Manana**
You can leave us behind and run.
**[07:12] Both**
Huh?
**[07:14] Chio**
*Wait, that's not good.*
**[07:16] Chio**
* If Yuki-chan leaves,*
* I'll stand out in this skirt!*
**[07:24] Chio**
*Manana!*
**[07:26] Chio**
Hey, wait! I think it'd be more fun
if we all went to school together!
**[07:30] Chio**
Don't you, Yuki-chan?
**[07:32] Manana**
Yuki-san, I'll hold your bag for you.
**[07:35] Chio**
But we promised we'd all go
to school together today!
**[07:38] Yuki**
Wait, that hurts...
**[07:42] Chio**
*I won!*
**[07:45] Manana**
I found something cool at the
convenience store earlier.
**[07:48] Chio**
*What?*
**[07:54] Chio**
Y-You wouldn't...
**[07:56] Manana**
On your marks... Get set...
**[08:01] Yuki**
Take my bag for me!
**[08:10] Manana**
Chio-chan, you look mighty
cute in that skirt.
**[08:13] Chio**
Yeah, well, I...
**[08:15] Manana**
I guess we should head to school.
**[08:17] Chio**
Um...
**[08:18] Chio**
Please be merciful.
Let me change somewhere.
**[08:22] Manana**
What? Oh, I don't know...
**[08:27] Chio**
Man, Yuki-chan's intense.
**[08:29] Manana**
I'm not sure if I should
call her brave, or...
**[08:33] Manana**
What?
**[08:34] Chio**
I was just remembering how
something similar once happened.
**[08:36] Chio**
A long time ago, when we were
going to the local pool...
**[08:39] (Flashback) Manana**
Chio-chan!
**[08:41] (Flashback) Chio**
Mana—
***SIGN*** Nonomura
**[08:42] (Flashback) Manana**
Here I am!
**[08:43] (Flashback) Chio**
What the?! We're supposed
to change once we get there!
**[08:45] Chio**
You came already dressed in your swimsuit.
**[08:50] Chio**
And then...
**[08:51] Manana**
Let's not talk about that!
**[08:53] Manana**
We're not going to talk about that!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[08:56] Manana**
*Chio's... School Road*...
**[09:00] Manana**
By the way, why do you play soft tennis
when we have a normal tennis club, too?
**[09:04] Chio**
Because soft tennis is a lot more fun.
**[09:06] Manana**
Are the two that different to begin with?
**[09:09] Chio**
They're totally different!
**[09:10] Chio**
Soft tennis balls are made of rubber,
**[09:12] Chio**
so when you stick them into
the space in your racket
**[09:15] Chio**
and swing as hard as you can...
**[09:17] Chio**
The ball flies super far,
and it's so much fun!
**[09:19] Manana**
That's why?!
***SIGN*** A super easy diet without exercising!!
***SIGN*** Chio Fisher
**[09:21] Chio**
I'm so glad I was born in this day and age!
**[09:24] Chio**
So, like...
**[09:27] Chio**
This new game's so action-packed!
**[09:29] Manana**
Really?
**[09:31] Chio**
Are you listening, Manana?
***SIGN*** A super easy diet without exercising!!
**[09:32] Manana**
Hmm? Yeah, I'm listening.
**[09:36] Chio**
So what do you think they'd do if
they got caught in a narrow alley?
**[09:39] Chio**
There aren't even any doors around!
**[09:41] Chio**
What would you do, Manana?!
**[09:45] Chio**
The answer is... You hold out both
of your arms and legs, like this...
**[09:49] Chio**
You get it? Your body is in the air, and...
**[09:56] Chio**
Manana!
**[09:58] Manana**
I gained two kilos, so I'm
in a life or death situa—
**[10:00] Manana**
What?
**[10:02] Chio**
Like this!
**[10:07] Manana**
*Uh... The hell?*
**[10:11] Chio**
And then...
**[10:13] Chio**
Bang!
**[10:14] Chio**
Manana, you're not supposed to dodge!
**[10:18] Manana**
It must be fun being you, Chio-chan.
**[10:20] Manana**
As for me, there are so many diet methods
**[10:23] Manana**
that I don't know which one I can trust...
**[10:25] Ushida**
Hey, you're Nonomura-san, right?
**[10:28] Ushida**
It's been a while!
**[10:30] Ushida**
Hey.
**[10:32] Manana**
Ah...
**[10:33] Manana**
*Who's he?!*
**[10:36] Ushida**
I'm one of Yuki-chan's
running friends, Ushida.
**[10:39] Manana**
What?! From that one time?!
**[10:42] Manana**
Wow! You lost so much weight!
**[10:45] Ushida**
It's all thanks to Yuki-chan.
**[10:47] Manana**
It's because you worked so hard, Ushida-san!
**[10:48] Ushida**
No, I really owe it all to her.
**[10:51] Manana**
Is she that amazing?
**[10:52] Chio**
*Uh, Manana-san...*
**[10:52] Ushida**
She is!
**[10:54] Chio**
* You seem to be having fun down there,*
* but did you forget about me?*
***SIGN*** Mugita Café
**[10:58] Ushida**
Exercise is obviously important,
but so is your lifestyle!
**[11:01] Manana**
Ah, your lifestyle.
**[11:02] Ushida**
Carbs are key, too.
**[11:04] Manana**
Wh-What are carbs?
**[11:05] Chio**
*This pose completely exposes my panties...*
**[11:05] Ushida**
They're called carbohydrates...
**[11:09] Chio**
* It doesn't look like Manana's*
* going to shoo Ushida-san away...*
**[11:13] Chio**
*Actually, depending on how you look at this,*
**[11:15] Chio**
* I might look like some nympho trying*
* to show Ushida-san my panties...*
**[11:18] Chio**
Lookie, lookie!
**[11:22] Chio**
I need to escape upward so my
panties aren't as visible.
**[11:25] Chio**
* Too bad you weren't able to*
* see my panties, Ushida-san.*
**[11:33] Chio**
*No one's noticed me.*
**[11:36] Chio**
Wait... Is this basically
the game world right now?
**[11:41] Chio**
I lurk in the shadows, fade into
darkness, and strike my enemies!
**[11:46] Chio**
I'm the ultimate spy... Chio Fisher.
***SIGN*** Chio Fisher
**[11:52] Guy**
Whoa, a spider!
**[11:55] Guy**
Damn it. Ever since they built
that building next door,
**[11:58] Guy**
it's so humid here, and we
get way more more bugs.
**[12:02] Guy**
I hate bugs.
**[12:05] Chio**
*Shit... At this rate...*
**[12:10] Guy**
Yasui! We had a spray to get
rid of spiderwebs, didn't we?
**[12:14] Guy**
Could you get it for me real quick?
**[12:16] Yasui**
Sure thing.
**[12:17] Chio**
*Shit! He's going to see me!*
**[12:19] Chio**
*This is my only chance!*
**[12:24] Chio**
* This guy's huge, so they won't*
* be able to see me from inside!*
**[12:31] Yasui**
Spray...
**[12:32] Guy**
Hey, get the one on the bottom, too.
**[12:35] Yasui**
Sure.
**[12:36] Guy**
Get into that corner more. Right there, idiot.
**[12:37] Guy**
Oh, here?
**[12:38] Yasui**
Spray...
**[12:49] Chio**
Th-That almost gave me a heart attack!
**[13:01] Chio**
*Oh, man... I'm having so much fun!*
**[13:05] Chio**
* I want to keep at it!*
* I should just go to the top.*
**[13:09] Chio**
* If this were a game and I went*
* somewhere you usually can't go...*
**[13:14] Chio**
* there'd be an amazing*
* rare item waiting for me!*
**[13:19] Ushida**
Well, I'll be going now.
**[13:21] Manana**
Okay. Thank you so much!
**[13:24] Manana**
Oh, yeah, Chio-chan—
**[13:26] Manana**
What?!
**[13:29] Manana**
Chio—
**[13:33] Manana**
*It probably wouldn't be good to make a fuss...*
**[13:38] Manana**
*What? When did she get all the way up there?*
**[13:45] Chio**
Safe.
**[13:49] Manana**
*What the hell... are you doing?!*
**[13:55] Chio**
Just a little more...
**[13:56] Manana**
* You're always senselessly*
* putting yourself in danger...*
**[14:06] Girl 1**
Oh, there you are.
**[14:08] Girl 2**
Sorry about that.
**[14:42] Salaryman**
She seems a bit young to be here...
**[14:47] Manana**
Um...
**[14:49] Manana**
My dad forgot his lunch,
so I brought it for him.
**[14:55] Salaryman**
Such a nice girl...
**[14:58] Salaryman**
By the way, who's your dad?
**[15:05] Salaryman**
I guess she didn't want to say.
**[15:12] Salaryman**
She might just be at that age.
**[15:15] Chio**
Man, this feels so nice!
**[15:18] Chio**
And now, a selfie.
**[15:21] Chio**
Hey, Manana, are you watching?
**[15:23] Manana**
Actually, yes, I am.
**[15:29] Chio**
Ma... na... na...
**[15:34] Manana**
Chio!
**[15:37] Chio**
*Whenever Manana calls me "Chio,"*
**[15:40] Chio**
*it means she's super pissed off!*
**[15:43] Chio**
W... Wait, Manana!
**[15:55] Manana**
Chio!
**[16:06] Manana**
Just let me hit you at times like these.
**[16:13] Chio**
Manana!
**[16:17] Chio**
Thank goodness!
**[16:20] Manana**
Wh-What?
**[16:25] Chio**
You have no athletic ability,
**[16:27] Chio**
so I thought you were going to fall
to your death when you jumped.
**[16:37] Chio**
Manana!
**[16:42] Chio**
*But you came for me...*
**[16:47] Chio**
*I see.*
**[16:50] Chio**
* So the rare item I found*
* on the roof was friendship.*
**[16:56] Chio**
Now, then...
**[17:04] Chio**
Since Manana was able to make
it through this building,
**[17:07] Chio**
it's probably a safer route.
**[17:08] Chio**
Okay.
**[17:13] Salaryman**
Hey, that girl... She said she
was bringing her dad's lunch...
**[17:18] Chio**
*Lunch? Oh, so that's how...*
**[17:21] Chio**
Yes. She's actually the oldest of ten,
**[17:25] Chio**
and her family's going
through some rough times...
**[17:28] Chio**
She's been lying that she's on a diet
**[17:29] Chio**
so she could spare more food
for the rest of her family.
**[17:33] Chio**
Then she messaged me from the bathroom
here, saying that she suddenly felt ill.
**[17:37] Salaryman**
Wh-What... What a nice girl!
**[17:42] Chio**
*And now, we run!*
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[17:43] Guy**
*Chio's School Road*!
**[17:47] Manana**
By the way, you should probably delete
that picture you took on the roof.
**[17:51] Chio**
Huh? B-But I didn't take a picture...
**[17:54] Manana**
Liar! I know there's something!
***SIGN*** Momo-chan's Story
**[18:03] Girl**
The water tastes so good!
**[18:04] Girl 2**
But should we really drink
this much tap water?
**[18:08] Momo**
Yes, it's perfectly fine.
**[18:10] Momo**
You might be worried about the chlorine,
**[18:12] Momo**
but the chlorine level in Japan's water
is much lower than rest of the world.
**[18:16] Momo**
This school is a fairly new building,
too, so the pipes are still—
**[18:21] Girl**
Sorry, I wasn't *that* interested.
**[18:24] Girl2**
Man, you're mean.
**[18:26] Guy**
She's so annoying.
**[18:29] Guy**
Morning.
**[18:37] Momo**
*There's something I don't understand.*
**[18:39] Momo**
*That student isn't following the dress code,*
**[18:43] Momo**
* so why doesn't Gotou-sensei,*
* the student counselor, say anything?*
**[18:52] Momo**
Good morning.
**[18:55] Gotou**
Good morning.
**[18:59] Momo**
*I'll do better today.*
***SIGN*** Your day should start with a cheerful greeting
***SIGN*** Let's
conserve
paper
**[19:02] Momo**
*My idea the other day failed.*
**[19:04] Momo**
* It probably looked like I was*
* showing off my knowledge.*
**[19:07] Momo**
*I need to work harder for everyone.*
**[19:10] (Flashback) Teacher**
That's all from me.
Any comments or questions?
**[19:14] (Flashback) Momo**
Yes, ma'am.
**[19:16] (Flashback) Teacher**
Yes, Shinozuka-san?
**[19:18] (Flashback) Momo**
Regarding our results on the last test,
**[19:20] (Flashback) Momo**
our class scored lower
than the other classes.
**[19:23] (Flashback) Momo**
So, this is just my own method,
***SIGN*** How do we increase our class's average? I propose an effective method for studying at home After school Free time | Studying at home time
**[19:25] (Flashback) Momo**
but I put together some ideas for
how to study at home effectively.
**[19:28] (Flashback) Momo**
I was hoping it would be useful to everyone.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Momo**
The key factor in this study method...
**[19:34] (Flashback) Guy**
Sorry, it's time for club,
so I'm gonna get going.
**[19:38] (Flashback) Guy**
Same here.
**[19:40] (Flashback) Girl**
I'm going home, too.
**[19:41] (Flashback) Girl 2**
I don't study at home, anyway.
**[19:44] (Flashback) Girl**
What was that?
**[19:45] (Flashback) Gil**
A new way for the
goody-two-shoes to annoy us?
**[19:47] (Flashback) Guy**
Shinozuka's unbelievable.
**[19:49] (Flashback) Momo**
U-Um...
**[19:51] (Flashback) Teacher**
Shinozuka-san...
**[19:52] (Flashback) Teacher**
Our lessons follow the curriculum guidelines,
**[19:57] (Flashback) Teacher**
so if you have any concerns
with how we're teaching...
***SIGN*** Combustible Waste
Remember to separate your trash
**[20:04] Momo**
*There's something I don't understand.*
**[20:06] Momo**
*Why? Why? Why? Why?*
**[20:14] Gotou**
Hold it.
**[20:17] Momo**
Why?
**[20:18] Momo**
Why?
**[20:21] Momo**
Why is it just me?!
**[20:25] Gotou**
The reason I stopped you is because
**[20:28] Gotou**
you looked like you wanted me to stop you.
**[20:31] Gotou**
Don't you want someone to listen
to what you have to say?
***SIGN*** How do we increase our class's average? I propose an effective method for studying at home After school Free time | Studying at home time
**[20:37] Gotou**
What an interesting idea.
**[20:39] Gotou**
Splitting everyone up into
groups based on their clubs
**[20:41] Gotou**
to find out their strengths and weaknesses...
**[20:43] Gotou**
There are parts that are slightly biased,
but there are also parts that I agree with.
**[20:48] Gotou**
Most importantly, this is
filled with good intentions.
**[20:53] Gotou**
Say, Shinozuka, why don't you
join the disciplinary committee?
**[20:57] Gotou**
If you speak as a member
of the disciplinary committee,
**[20:59] Gotou**
it might be easier to
get through to everyone.
**[21:02] Gotou**
I'm sure you'd be perfect for the position.
**[21:06] Momo**
No...
**[21:07] Momo**
I'm sure there are many others like me.
**[21:10] Gotou**
No, we don't need someone like you.
We need *you*, Shinozuka.
**[21:18] Momo**
No... I...
**[21:24] Momo**
I-I...
***SIGN*** Disciplinary
***SIGN*** Unkempt clothes could lead to disciplinary disorder
***SIGN*** Student Council
Preparation Room
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:22] manana**
Next time on *Chio's School Road*,
**[23:24] manana**
"Chio-chan Changes Her
Image" and "Flat Cut."
**[23:28] Manana**
Look forward to it!
**[23:30] manana**
Next time, we'll finally have
scenes where I do this,
**[23:33] manana**
and even a little bit of that...
**[23:34] manana**
I'll show you! I'll show you
everything! Please watch!
**[23:38] manana**
Just kidding.
# 9 - Chio-chan Changes Her Image / Flat Cut
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY1X93P7Y/chios-school-road)
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***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
***SIGN*** Chio-chan Changes Her Image
**[01:31] Mom**
Even in high school, you're still
cramming the night before the test?
**[01:35] Chio**
This is a valid strategy for test-taking.
**[01:37] Mom**
Here. Have a midnight snack.
**[01:40] Mom**
Well, do your best.
**[01:44] Chio**
*It's just memorization of liberal arts stuff.*
**[01:47] Chio**
* If I work real hard tonight, I should be*
* able to secure a below-average score.*
**[01:54] Chio**
* Wait... how do you write the second*
* kanji in "authority" again?*
**[02:02] Chio**
That's the last thing I remember.
**[02:05] Chio**
Before I knew it, I was
having a shootout online.
**[02:08] Chio**
Then I suddenly got shot and yelped...
**[02:10] Chio**
After that, my mom came in,
and we got into an argument...
**[02:13] Chio**
Then I got pissed off,
so I went to bed sulking!
**[02:15] Manana**
*Wow...*
**[02:17] Manana**
So does that mean you haven't
studied for today's test at all?
**[02:21] Chio**
Pretty much.
**[02:22] Chio**
But...
**[02:23] Chio**
I have my ultimate last resort strategy.
**[02:25] Manana**
Strategy? Don't tell me you're
going to pray to God or something.
**[02:29] Chio**
Please, God, I implore you!
***SIGN*** Offerings
**[02:30] Chio**
Please, God, I beg of you!
**[02:38] Chio**
Okay, that should do it!
**[02:40] Chio**
I mean, I even offered a hundred yen!
**[02:43] Chio**
Now I shouldn't have any
problems with my test!
**[02:45] Chio**
In fact, my whole life will be at peace!
**[02:48] Manana**
Jeez, you're optimistic.
**[02:49] Manana**
There's no way a selfish
wish like that would—
***SIGN*** Offerings
**[02:52] Roshi**
Your wish...
***SIGN*** Offerings
**[02:53] Roshi**
has been granted!
**[02:56] Both**
Wh-Who's there?!
**[03:01] Roshi**
It's me! The Great Avatar!
**[03:03] Both**
You're...
**[03:05] Chio**
...the guy who was with Kushitori-senpai
at the park... the master!
**[03:08] Roshi**
It's been a while.
**[03:10] Manana**
*What the hell is he even doing here?*
**[03:12] Roshi**
Miyamo.
**[03:13] Chio**
*Hey, he remembered my name.*
**[03:14] Roshi**
You seemed to be troubled about your test.
**[03:18] Roshi**
I never forget the name of a high
school girl once I've heard it...
**[03:23] Roshi**
Never!
**[03:24] Chio**
So, uh, what do you want?
**[03:27] Roshi**
I thought I'd give you a word of advice.
**[03:30] Roshi**
Despite how I look, I was
once considered an elite.
**[03:35] Roshi**
I am a winner when it comes
to the academic world.
**[03:37] Manana**
* Oh, yeah. He did mention that he*
* was a successful salaryman before...*
**[03:37] Roshi**
I know how the world works.
**[03:41] Roshi**
You don't even need to try
that hard in your studies.
**[03:45] Chio**
What? Really?
**[03:46] Roshi**
Listen well...
**[03:48] Roshi**
Girls should be concentrating more
on how to improve their looks
**[03:51] Roshi**
than on their academic scores!
**[03:53] Both**
*He actually said it!*
**[03:55] Roshi**
Listen, I saw it countless times
while I worked at the trading firm.
**[04:00] Roshi**
When it came to hiring women,
**[04:02] Roshi**
they would hire based solely on their
looks, and not their academic history.
**[04:07] Roshi**
And so, Miyamo...
**[04:09] Roshi**
I shall remake you!
**[04:12] Roshi**
Let's make you street smart!
**[04:15] Chio**
I mean... I know there might be
some advantages to being pretty,
**[04:20] Chio**
but you've got to be somewhat
decent to begin with.
**[04:23] Chio**
And when unattractive girls try too hard,
**[04:26] Chio**
they get targeted and end up getting hurt.
**[04:30] Chio**
A girl as below average as me wouldn't...
**[04:33] Roshi**
Not to worry.
**[04:37] Roshi**
You are beautiful, my dear.
**[04:39] Roshi**
You are without a doubt
a diamond in the rough,
**[04:42] Roshi**
and I want you to let me polish you.
**[04:44] Chio**
Huh?
**[04:46] Chio**
Manana...
**[04:51] Manana**
You never realized it?
**[04:53] Manana**
I've thought that this whole time!
**[04:56] Chio**
I'll do it!
**[04:58] Manana**
*This is getting interesting!*
***SIGN*** Chio-chan's
***SIGN*** Beautification Project
***SIGN*** Begins
**[05:04] Roshi**
Now you will also enjoy life in easy mode!
**[05:07] Chio**
I'm counting on you, sir!
**[05:09] Roshi**
I need your help, young one.
**[05:11] Manana**
Uh, sure...
**[05:12] Manana**
But where did you get those wigs and props?
**[05:15] Roshi**
Well, you see, underneath this shrine
is where I store all the things I find.
**[05:20] Manana**
*Blasphemy!*
**[05:21] Roshi**
All right, how about we take a
look at your natural face, Miyamo?
**[05:26] Roshi**
Could you take your glasses off?
**[05:28] Chio**
Oh, sure...
**[05:32] Both**
*Her face is so dull!*
**[05:34] Roshi**
*To be honest, I started this just for fun,*
**[05:37] Roshi**
* but this is going to be*
* harder than I thought.*
**[05:40] Roshi**
How do I put this...
Your face is really plain.
**[05:44] Manana**
Jeez. Your whole personality
basically relies on your glasses.
**[05:48] Roshi**
But her glasses add to her
gloominess, so we'll keep them off.
**[05:51] Chio**
*You're saying something different now...*
**[05:54] Roshi**
First, we've got to do something
about your lame hairstyle,
**[05:56] Roshi**
so we'll try this long-haired
wig and see how it goes.
**[06:01] Manana**
Now she's just some online game invalid
who's been shut in for three years!
**[06:04] Roshi**
The long hair makes you look like
M-Monsieur Kamayatsu. It suits you.
**[06:08] Chio**
Oh, really? Who's that?
**[06:08] Manana**
*Th-That wig is way too bleached!*
**[06:11] Roshi**
Let's hurry up and get this styled!
**[06:13] Chio**
Ooh, that's a nice sound.
**[06:15] Manana**
*Look at those movements! He's so experienced!*
**[06:17] Manana**
*This old man is definitely not normal.*
**[06:23] Manana**
*She just stepped out of the Showa era!*
**[06:25] Manana**
* But wait... The usually*
* conservative Chio-chan*
**[06:25] Roshi**
This is the Monroe hairstyle.
**[06:27] Manana**
Wow... What's a Monroe?
**[06:28] Manana**
* is actually positively trying*
* to change her image...*
**[06:31] Roshi**
I'll leave her makeup to you.
**[06:33] Manana**
All right...
**[06:34] Manana**
*I'll use all of my power*
**[06:37] Manana**
*to guide you toward becoming a popular kid!*
**[06:41] Manana**
Mana Mana Mana Mana Mana
Mana Mana Mana Mana...
**[06:45] Roshi**
L-Look at her go!
**[06:48] Manana**
* My goal... is to do the huge eyes*
* makeup that's so in right now!*
**[06:56] Roshi**
Scary!
**[06:58] Manana**
I gave it my all.
**[07:01] Roshi**
R-Right...
**[07:02] Chio**
Hey, so how do I look?
**[07:04] Roshi**
*Yikes! She talked!*
**[07:14] Both**
*What a total failure...*
**[07:16] Manana**
What the hell's with that weird hairstyle?!
**[07:19] Roshi**
I never thought her face would look
that plain without the glasses!
**[07:22] Roshi**
That's why I thought I'd at least
make her hair look fancy!
**[07:25] Manana**
And what do we do about the fact that she's
so excited to look in a mirror right now?!
**[07:28] Roshi**
Also, what the hell is with that makeup?!
**[07:31] Manana**
I couldn't help it, okay? The more I
experimented, the more fun it became!
**[07:34] Roshi**
What?! So this was premeditated?
How can you call yourself her friend?
**[07:37] Chio**
Hey, hey! Are you guys done talking?
**[07:41] Roshi**
A-Anyway, we need to figure out what
to do with that sad little monster...
**[07:45] Manana**
R-Right...
**[07:46] Roshi**
What should we do? Start over?
**[07:48] Manana**
We definitely don't have that much time.
**[07:51] Roshi**
I knew something was off as soon
as I put the blonde wig on her.
**[07:55] Manana**
Oh, actually, so did I.
**[07:57] Manana**
The thing with Chio-chan is...
her face is dated.
**[08:02] Manana**
So whenever I do her makeup,
I always go overboard.
**[08:06] Roshi**
What should we do?
**[08:07] Roshi**
Should we just stick that horse mask
on her head and make a run for it?
**[08:09] Manana**
Uh, I'll end up seeing her at school.
**[08:14] Manana**
Th-This should...
**[08:16] Roshi**
You're right! With her
dull face, that should...
**[08:20] Manana**
Chio-chan! Forget everything we just did!
**[08:23] Roshi**
And if we just stick this on—
**[08:28] BG**
*Indeed.*
**[08:30] Both**
It looks so good!
**[08:31] Roshi**
W-We finally found it!
The hairstyle that fits you best!
**[08:35] Manana**
I-It's absolutely perfect!
Why hadn't I realized it before?!
**[08:38] Chio**
What? That good? So my image
has successfully been changed?
**[08:42] Roshi**
Heck, yes!
**[08:43] Chio**
I don't look weird at all?
**[08:45] Manana**
You bet your ass you do!
**[08:47] Chio**
D-Do I look a little sexy, too?
**[08:51] Manana**
Oh, w-well...
**[08:51] Chio**
Do you think guys will like me?
**[08:52] Manana**
*Crap... That was the whole point...*
**[08:56] Roshi**
Uh... Um...
**[08:58] Roshi**
Well, to be honest...
**[09:00] Roshi**
You could be in a dirty mag!
**[09:02] Chio**
I've ascended to that level?
**[09:04] Manana**
Hey, why'd you put it like that?
**[09:06] Roshi**
Well, the pretty ladies in the old Japanese
paintings basically looked like that.
**[09:10] Manana**
*Still, I mean...*
**[09:12] Chio**
I see... So I look that different
just by changing my hairstyle...
**[09:12] Manana**
*That hair doesn't go with her uniform at all!*
**[09:16] Chio**
Actually, I guess that happens
all the time in stories.
**[09:19] Chio**
Hey, you two.
**[09:21] Chio**
Smooch. Thank you.
**[09:26] Chio**
As of today, I'm finally graduating
from being below average...
**[09:31] Chio**
I guess I'll start stealing
boys' hearts, one after another.
**[09:37] Chio**
Say, you two...
**[09:40] Chio**
Do you want to see the new,
reborn, sexy Chio-chan?
**[09:54] ---**
*Just a little bit...*
**[10:11] ---**
*Fujiyama tempura!*
**[10:14] ---**
*Oh, behave.*
**[10:17] ---**
*All right!*
**[10:18] ---**
*Your mother's topknot.*
**[10:30] Chio**
Well? How was that absolutely
sexy pole dancing?
**[10:34] Roshi**
*Shit...*
**[10:35] Manana**
*What should we do?*
**[10:36] Chio**
Was it worthy of the new Chio-chan...
**[10:42] Chio**
Hey, this is my usual hairstyle.
**[10:45] Chio**
Manana?
**[10:46] Manana**
Yeah!
**[10:47] Manana**
So, actually, um, uh... Y-Y-Yeah!
**[10:51] Manana**
Uh, so basically...
**[10:53] Manana**
Chio-chan, when you're
your below average self,
**[10:56] Manana**
you're the most precious and most beautiful...
**[11:01] Chio**
Huh? Wait, so what was all that
about being in a dirty mag?
**[11:04] Roshi**
Well, I just meant that if you
weren't popular to everyone,
**[11:07] Roshi**
there'd still be a need for you somewhere.
**[11:12] Chio**
I see! I get it.
**[11:16] Chio**
This was all a waste of time!
**[11:18] Chio**
I'm going to school!
**[11:19] Manana**
Hey, wait!
**[11:21] Chio**
If I fail, it's both of your faults!
**[11:22] Roshi**
See you again!
**[11:24] Roshi**
How fun. I got to play with high school
girls again first thing in the morning.
**[11:29] Roshi**
But you know...
**[11:30] Roshi**
There's just one thing I
want you to remember...
**[11:34] Roshi**
The only ones who are able to play with wigs
**[11:38] Roshi**
are those blessed enough
to not truly need them.
**[11:42] Girl**
*Chio's—*God, I beseech you!*—School R—
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[11:45] Manana**
When the hell did you
learn how to pole dance?
**[11:49] Chio**
Well, there was this pervy bar
in some game I was playing,
**[11:53] Chio**
and I ended up watching it all day
one day because I was bored...
**[11:56] Chio**
And I just picked it up it naturally.
**[11:58] Manana**
*So her life as a girl is basically over.*
***SIGN*** Flat Cut
**[12:09] Chio**
Man...
**[12:11] Chio**
Aren't these water pipes that
are placed above rivers great?
**[12:16] Manana**
I'm sorry, how?
**[12:18] Chio**
This fence... The slippery surface.
**[12:21] Chio**
They definitely made it difficult for
anyone who wants to try to walk across.
**[12:25] Manana**
Uh, yeah. You're not supposed to walk on it.
**[12:26] Chio**
But right in the middle is a resting point.
**[12:29] Manana**
Uh, that's not a resting point.
**[12:31] Chio**
It's sort of like a man
who's strong and strict,
**[12:33] Chio**
but still has some kindness in him... Right?
**[12:37] Manana**
Chio-chan...
**[12:39] Manana**
No, I don't get it!
**[12:41] Manana**
And the fact that you anthropomorphized
a bridge makes you sound like a fujoshi—
**[12:44] Chio**
Who are you calling a fujoshi, damn it?!
**[12:45] Manana**
Whoa, you flipped!
**[12:46] Manana**
I mean, I found a BL game magazine in your room!
**[12:50] Chio**
Huh?!
**[12:52] (Flashback) Manana**
There seems to be something under here...
**[12:57] Chio**
Th-That's just... I just
accidentally bought it...
**[13:00] Chio**
I only look at it every once in a while...
**[13:03] Chio**
Let's forget about that! I want to talk
about how cool that water pipe looks!
**[13:07] Manana**
And I'm telling you that normal
girls wouldn't care about that!
**[13:10] Chio**
What?!
**[13:12] Chio**
But it looks so cool!
**[13:14] Guy**
Let's get married!
***SIGN*** Let's get
married!!
**[13:15] Chio**
If someone p-p-proposed to me up there,
I'd probably say yes without thinking.
**[13:21] Manana**
You don't even have a boyfriend!
**[13:23] Manana**
You seriously just said propfbt—
**[13:24] Chio**
Shut up! Who cares?!
**[13:28] Chio**
Jeez!
**[13:30] Manana**
Man, that was hilarious.
**[13:32] Manana**
I seriously have no idea
what your basis for "cool" is.
**[13:36] Manana**
At this rate, you'll never find a...
**[13:39] Manana**
Isn't that...
**[13:43] Chio**
Huh? Andou-san?
**[13:46] Manana**
A newspaper?
***SIGN*** Saitou
**[13:51] Andou**
Andou-style newspaper delivery technique...
**[13:55] Andou**
Heaven Destroyer!
**[14:00] Both**
A-Amazing!
**[14:03] Andou**
Oh, hey! I didn't see you guys there!
**[14:05] Manana**
What?
**[14:06] Andou**
I guess you saw me really getting into it.
**[14:10] Andou**
That was my last one, so I
got a little too excited.
**[14:13] Manana**
*Wait, he was totally showing off, right?*
**[14:17] Chio**
Th-That was amazing! What was that?!
**[14:19] Manana**
Chio-chan?!
**[14:21] Andou**
It's nothing...
**[14:22] Manana**
* Chio-chan... She's showing*
* so much interest in this.*
**[14:25] Manana**
* If this is what Andou-san was*
* after, that would mean...*
**[14:27] Chio**
That's amazing!
**[14:30] Manana**
*Andou-san likes Chio-chan, right?*
**[14:31] Chio**
Like this?
**[14:31] Andou**
More of a whip motion.
**[14:33] Andou**
Yeah.
**[14:33] Andou**
See ya.
**[14:35] Manana**
*Huh?*
**[14:38] Manana**
*He seemed to leave pretty quickly.*
**[14:42] Manana**
*Huh? Did I have the wrong idea?*
**[14:45] Manana**
*Maybe he just genuinely...*
**[14:49] Manana**
*Huh?*
**[14:50] Andou**
Now that that's done,
I guess I'll have a smoke.
**[14:55] Andou**
Oh, right. I forgot I quit.
**[14:58] Manana**
*He's not actually talking to himself, is he?*
**[15:01] Andou**
I'll have a cigar instead.
**[15:04] Manana**
*He just leveled up!*
**[15:17] Manana**
*I mean, it suits him, but...*
**[15:21] Andou**
Oh, hey, Miyamo.
**[15:21] Chio**
Is that one of those cigar things?!
**[15:23] Andou**
Yeah, it is.
**[15:23] Chio**
I've never seen one before!
**[15:25] Manana**
*Now I know for sure...*
**[15:25] Chio**
Wow! A real cigar!
**[15:27] Manana**
* Everything Andou-san does*
* is to appeal to Chio-chan!*
**[15:31] Manana**
*Which means Andou-san likes Chio-chan!*
**[15:35] Manana**
* And somehow, Andou-san's slightly-off*
* way of seeming appealing*
**[15:38] Manana**
*is a home run with Chio-chan!*
**[15:41] Manana**
* They might actually end*
* up a couple at this rate!*
**[15:44] Manana**
* I don't think Chio-chan has a clue,*
* but seriously, what kind of pairing is this?*
**[15:48] Manana**
* I always figured Chio-chan would go out*
* with a guy who'd be depicted like this...*
**[15:54] Manana**
* Andou-san probably doesn't have*
* much of an academic record,*
**[15:57] Manana**
*but what's scary about his type is...*
**[15:59] Manana**
*They totally turn their lives around!*
**[16:01] Manana**
* A former delinquent uses*
* his personality and actions*
**[16:04] Manana**
* to go out into society and*
* somehow makes it super big...*
**[16:07] Manana**
*There are plenty of stories like that.*
**[16:07] Andou**
Get yer ass out here!
***SIGN*** Supermarket Sashisu
**[16:11] Manana**
*Imagine the impending future...*
**[16:14] Manana**
Ugh... Veggies went up in price again.
**[16:18] Manana**
Also, the water's really
heavy when I buy it here.
**[16:20] Manana**
If I could afford even a small car...
**[16:24] Manana**
*A convertible?*
**[16:26] Manana**
*Really? On a chilly day like this? Wait...*
**[16:29] Manana**
Chio-chan?!
**[16:29] Chio**
Oh, hey, Manana!
**[16:32] Manana**
You bought another new car?
**[16:34] Chio**
Yeah, we did!
**[16:35] Chio**
My honey insisted on getting
a convertible, and...
**[16:39] Andou**
Well, I'm not very smart.
**[16:41] Chio**
But I got this lovely coat in return, so...
**[16:44] Chio**
Are you riding your bike because
you're worried about your health?
**[16:48] Manana**
Y-Yeah, something like that.
**[16:49] Chio**
Good for you!
**[16:50] Chio**
If you ever buy a car, you should
totally get a foreign one!
**[16:53] Chio**
Though they tend to be more expensive
because of the exchange rate.
**[16:53] Manana**
I see...
**[16:55] Chio**
But once you get used to having the
steering wheel on the left side,
**[16:58] Chio**
these parking lots become a pain!
**[17:01] Manana**
Really?
**[17:01] Chio**
The parking ticket machines
are always on the right side!
**[17:05] Chio**
At least supermarkets in the city
have ticketing machines on both sides!
**[17:08] Manana**
I see!
**[17:13] Manana**
*Glare.*
**[17:19] Chio**
Hey... What the hell was that?
**[17:23] Manana**
You had a lot of bugs on your clothes.
**[17:25] Chio**
Well, don't crush them!
**[17:26] Chio**
Why?! How could you?!
**[17:26] Manana**
*Think... Think, damn it!*
**[17:29] Manana**
*And figure something out...*
**[17:30] Manana**
* to ensure Chio-chan's below*
* average and happy future...*
**[17:34] Manana**
* I'm pretty sure Andou-san will*
* try something again up ahead.*
**[17:38] Manana**
*Something Andou-san would do...*
**[17:41] Guy**
Hey, girls. Why don't we get some tea?
**[17:42] Guy**
The one with black hair is cute.
**[17:43] Guy**
The one with the pigtails is totally my type.
**[17:43] Manana**
*He'd probably ask his friends to surround us.*
**[17:44] Guy**
I'd go for the one on the right.
**[17:45] Manana**
*And then...*
**[17:47] Andou**
Are you all right, Miyamo?!
**[17:48] Chio**
I love you!
**[17:50] Manana**
* Nah, he wouldn't actually*
* do anything like that...*
**[17:55] Andou**
You like that?
**[17:57] Andou**
You don't need to rush.
**[17:59] Manana**
*This dude...*
**[18:00] Manana**
*might actually be just an idiot.*
**[18:03] Manana**
*I think what he wanted to do was this,*
**[18:06] Manana**
* but you can tell this was all a*
* setup because of that umbrella...*
**[18:10] Manana**
*What's Chio-chan's reaction?!*
**[18:12] Chio**
H-Huh? That cat's... George?!
**[18:16] Chio**
Andou-san! That cat!
**[18:18] Andou**
Oh, this is...
**[18:24] Andou**
Um...
**[18:26] Andou**
Okay, time for my next plan!
**[18:27] Manana**
*What? Did he actually say that out loud?!*
**[18:31] Manana**
* I'm starting to feel like it'll*
* be okay, even if I leave it alone.*
**[18:36] Chio**
Could it be that Andou-san...
actually likes me?
**[18:43] Manana**
Huh, what?! Why?!
**[18:44] Chio**
Well, he messages me every once in a while...
***SIGN*** It's hot today. I think ice cream would taste really good on a day like this. That farm-fresh kind is really good.
**[18:48] Manana**
* Huh? When did they*
* exchange email addresses?!*
**[18:50] Manana**
* Wait... Are they already that*
* close without my knowing?*
**[18:55] Chio**
M-Manana?
**[18:55] Manana**
*Oh, I see.*
**[18:56] Manana**
* Chio-chan might seriously leave me*
* in the dust on this school road.*
**[19:02] Manana**
*A shadow?!*
**[19:03] Manana**
* That's probably Andou-san.*
* What's he going to do now?*
**[19:18] Andou**
*N-Nailed it!*
**[19:22] Andou**
* I coincidentally found out at*
* work that Miyamo is into BL!*
**[19:27] Andou**
* Ever since then, I've been*
* playing those games nonstop,*
**[19:29] Andou**
*and watched a ton online for research!*
**[19:32] Andou**
*You recognize this, don't you, Miyamo?*
**[19:35] Sign**
*I love you, Shouhei.*
***SIGN*** Masaomi: "I love you, Shouhei."
**[19:37] (Flashback) Andou**
Th-This is it!
**[19:39] Andou**
*The classic scene of the super famous
BL game* Endor *known as the foot slam!*
**[19:43] (Flashback) Andou**
So, apparently, Bloody Butterfly is just a...
**[19:43] Andou**
* I even got my subordinate*
* to help me out with this.*
**[19:44] (Flashback) Lady**
Welcome!
**[19:46] (Flashback) Sub**
Huh?
**[19:47] (Flashback) Andou**
You're the only one I can ask!
**[19:49] (Flashback) Sub**
I-If it's for you, Andou-san...
**[19:51] (Flashback) Sub**
I-I'm really going to do this.
**[19:53] (Flashback) Andou**
Yeah! Put all your weight on me!
**[19:59] Andou**
*It'll be fine... If I can get through this...*
**[20:03] Chio**
Hey! That's the foot slam from *Endor*!
**[20:05] Chio**
You know so much about BL,
Andou-san! Let's talk!
**[20:07] Andou**
*Her smile...*
**[20:16] Andou**
*Huh?*
**[20:17] Andou**
*Miyamo? Please realize what this is... Quick!*
**[20:21] Chio**
Manana, what's going on over there?
**[20:26] Andou**
Let me introduce you...
**[20:27] Andou**
This is my boyfriend.
**[20:30] Andou**
We're so in love that I don't
care who sees. Got that?
**[20:33] Manana**
PS... My body is super flexible.
**[20:36] Chio**
Right?!
**[20:37] Manana**
*Actually, yeah, that's all this looks like...*
**[20:40] Manana**
Well, we shouldn't interrupt.
**[20:42] Chio**
We'll just be going.
**[20:43] Andou**
H-Huh?!
**[20:45] Girl 1**
Hey! That's from *Endor*!
**[20:51] Chio**
Man, what a sight to see
first thing in the morning...
**[20:53] Manana**
I guess we were just headed the same way
**[20:55] Manana**
because he was going to see his boyfriend...
**[20:59] Manana**
What's wrong, Chio-chan?
**[21:01] Chio**
Well, I was just thinking...
**[21:05] Chio**
I said that Andou-san might like me...
**[21:07] Chio**
and now I'm really embarrassed...
**[21:10] Chio**
Ugh! It's not like anyone would
ever fall for someone like me!
**[21:15] Manana**
What? That's not true...
**[21:17] Chio**
It is! No one would fall for me!
**[21:19] Chio**
Ugh, I'm so embarrassed!
**[21:22] Manana**
That's not true.
**[21:25] Andou**
Damn it!
**[21:26] Andou**
It was going so well, but it somehow failed!
**[21:29] Andou**
Sorry to drag you into this and
make you do something so weird...
**[21:33] Sub**
It's okay...
**[21:34] Sub**
I didn't even mind...
**[21:39] Manana**
*Chio's School Road*... Bam!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[21:42] (Flashback) Andou**
I managed to get Miyamo's email address.
**[21:45] (Flashback) Andou**
Today's the day I ask her on a date!
***SIGN*** Cancel | New Message To: Miyamo Subject: This might seem sudden It's hot today. I think ice cream would taste really good on a day like this. That farm-fresh kind is really good.
**[21:48] (Flashback) Andou**
Not too direct, but not too distant...
**[21:50] (Flashback) Andou**
I-I have no idea what that
means, but maybe this works...
***SIGN*** Received message From: Miyamo To: Me Subject: If you consider cost and value, you're actually better off if you chomp on some juice you chilled in the freezer.
**[21:53] Chio**
*If you consider cost and value,*
**[21:54] Chio**
* you're actually better off if you chomp*
* on some juice you chilled in the freezer.*
**[21:57] (Flashback) Andou**
I got rejected!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] girl**
Next time on *Chio's School Road*,
**[23:32] girl**
"Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content,
and the Press Conference,"
**[23:34] girl**
"Thousand Spring," and "Andou and George."
**[23:36] girl**
Look forward to it!
**[23:37] girl**
Currently (toubun), sugar content
(toubun), and divide (toubun)!
# 10 - Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content, and the Press Conference / Thousand Spring / Andou and George
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***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
***SIGN*** Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content, and the Press Conference
**[01:35] Chio**
And then my dad also wanted one,
**[01:37] Chio**
so he built a smoker in our yard.
**[01:39] Chio**
He smoked some salmon, and every
cat in the neighborhood came by.
**[01:43] Chio**
Next thing we knew, over half—
**[01:44] Momo**
U-Um!
**[01:46] Chio**
Jeez, you scared me!
**[01:47] Chio**
Momo-senpai?
**[01:49] Momo**
I'm sorry to do this out of
the blue, but you see...
**[01:52] Both**
You want to talk to us about something?
**[01:54] Momo**
Yes, um...
**[01:56] Momo**
This is something only you two can do...
**[02:01] Chio**
What?! Does this involve Gotou-sensei?
**[02:05] Momo**
Y-Yes. How did you know?
**[02:07] Manana**
Don't tell me... you're going
to confess your love for him!
**[02:11] Momo**
A-Actually, I want to buy and
immediately eat some sweets.
**[02:15] Both**
Say what?
**[02:16] Chio**
What's that got to do with Gotou-sensei?
**[02:20] Momo**
Well, you see...
**[02:22] (Flashback) Momo**
Sensei, all these sweets were thrown
away in the corner of the courtyard.
**[02:27] (Flashback) Momo**
If they were going to eat these in a group,
they should've just gone to someone's house.
**[02:31] (Flashback) Momo**
Why bother eating them at school?
**[02:34] (Flashback) Goto**
I'm sure it's similar
**[02:35] (Flashback) Goto**
to how the more people need to get up,
the more they just want to sleep in.
**[02:45] (Flashback) Momo**
R-Right...
**[02:48] Momo**
I ended up acting like I knew what
Gotou-sensei was talking about...
**[02:53] Chio**
*Yeah, that analogy sucked.*
**[02:55] Momo**
I thought about it long and hard later,
**[02:58] Momo**
and I thought he meant that
I could possibly understand
**[03:01] Momo**
what the other students were feeling
if I also broke the rules...
**[03:06] Momo**
But I can't allow myself to
eat sweets in the courtyard,
**[03:09] Momo**
so I thought I'd buy and eat some
sweets on the way to school...
**[03:12] Momo**
but, um...
**[03:14] Momo**
I can't seem to find the
courage to do it alone...
**[03:18] Manana**
Got it!
**[03:19] Chio**
Leave this to us.
**[03:24] Chio**
But really, you're pretty
amazing, Momo-senpai.
**[03:28] Chio**
You're willing to break the
rules for the person you love.
**[03:32] Momo**
Wh-Why are you saying it like that?
**[03:34] Momo**
And I'm not that much
of a goody-two-shoes...
**[03:38] Manana**
Where should we go? Inoyama?
**[03:40] Chio**
Yeah.
**[03:47] Momo**
M-Miyamo-san... Nonomura-san...
**[03:50] Momo**
That... qualifies as property damage!
**[03:53] Momo**
You shouldn't pick flowers
from someone else's yard!
**[03:57] Chio**
But we've been picking and sucking the
flowers from here since we were little.
**[04:01] (Flashback) Manana**
It's so yummy!
**[04:03] (Flashback) Chio**
Right?
**[04:04] Manana**
Let me go ask real quick.
**[04:07] Manana**
She said it's fine.
**[04:08] Momo**
Huh?
**[04:08] Momo**
Um, I, um...
**[04:13] Manana**
Momo-senpai! You want to try
sucking one, too, don't you?
**[04:17] Chio**
Don't move. We'll consider this an
appetizer for the upcoming sweets.
**[04:21] Momo**
I-I couldn't!
**[04:23] Manana**
It's fine. This is all our doing.
**[04:31] Momo**
It's so sweet!
**[04:33] Both**
M-Momo-senpai?
**[04:36] Momo**
Wowie! I never knew the nectar
from flowers was so sweet!
**[04:39] Momo**
It's so aromatic, and the
flavor is so profound!
**[04:43] Momo**
I almost feel like a honey... bee...
**[04:51] Momo**
N-Now I've done it...
**[04:53] Chio**
* Wait. Did she sound slightly*
* different just now?*
***SIGN*** Huh...
**[04:57] Chio**
I guess you have a real
sweet tooth, Momo-senpai.
**[05:00] Chio**
Who would've thought?
**[05:01] Momo**
Yes... It's beyond a sweet tooth.
I mean, you saw what happened.
**[05:06] Momo**
Even my family gets weirded out,
so I can only eat sweets at home alone.
**[05:11] Chio**
*She acts like that by herself?*
**[05:13] Momo**
The reason I asked you two to come with me
**[05:16] Momo**
is also to have you stop me
if I do anything weird
**[05:18] Momo**
after buying and consuming the sweets.
**[05:21] Manana**
Then why don't you eat snacks that
aren't sweet, like rice crackers?
**[05:27] Manana**
*I guess she'd rather just eat sweets.*
**[05:30] [SONG] Sign**
Inoyama Shop
**[05:30] Chio**
It's that shop right over there.
**[05:32] Chio**
It's not on the way to our school,
so you won't see any of our students there.
**[05:37] Manana**
You can eat while you're in the store, too.
**[05:39] Momo**
Wow, I've never been to such a place.
**[05:44] Lady**
I told you. I'm watching
the store for Grams today,
**[05:46] Lady**
and these shops open early.
**[05:49] Momo**
Pardon me.
**[05:50] Lady**
I've got a customer.
***SIGN*** End Call
**[05:52] Lady**
Hello, there.
**[05:54] Momo**
I'd like these, please.
***SIGN*** Milk
**[05:58] Lady**
*What's up with this girl? That bloodlust...*
**[06:01] Chio**
I'd like these, please.
**[06:03] Lady**
*At least she's normal.*
**[06:13] Momo**
I will now make my first-ever attempt at
consuming sweets right after buying them.
**[06:17] Both**
Okay!
**[06:22] Momo**
*Gotou-sensei, please forgive me.*
***SIGN*** Let's do this!!
***SIGN*** Chihuahua Sauce
**[06:27] Momo**
Here I go.
**[06:28] Lady**
* I've never seen someone undo*
* the wrapper so delicately.*
**[06:29] Both**
Go!
**[06:32] Lady**
*What the heck?*
**[06:33] Momo**
If I lose myself like I did earlier,
**[06:37] Momo**
please stop me, even if you have to hit me.
**[06:39] Momo**
Promise me you will.
**[06:41] Both**
Got it!
**[06:48] Momo**
This is... I see... It's a bit different
from regular chocolate.
**[06:56] Momo**
So yummy!
**[06:57] Momo**
This sweetness that hits you before
the aroma of the cacao is fantastic!
**[07:03] Lady**
*What?!*
**[07:04] Momo**
Plus it's only ten yen,
and there's even a biscuit inside!
**[07:07] Momo**
This is indeed a surprise!
**[07:09] Momo**
And to finish it all off, this butteriness
**[07:11] Momo**
is a sweet surprise!
Because you know... sweets!
**[07:17] Momo**
This sensation of the caramel
getting stuck in your teeth!
**[07:20] Momo**
It's been too long!
**[07:22] Chio**
*Oh, I get it.*
**[07:24] Chio**
*This is how Momo-senpai is normally.*
**[07:27] (Flashback) Momo**
If I say anything strange, please stop me.
**[07:31] Chio**
* This reminds me of the time a Western*
* horror game was released in Japan...*
**[07:35] Chio**
* Because the Japanese distributor*
* decided to censor it,*
**[07:36] Guy**
*Wait, stop! Wh-What are you doing?!*
**[07:37] Chio**
* most of the super violent*
* scenes were completely black.*
**[07:39] (Flashback) Chio**
What the hell is going on?!
**[07:41] Chio**
* Is there ever a reason to simply put*
* a lid on something that stinks?*
**[07:45] Chio**
*No... If this is Momo-senpai's true form...*
**[07:50] Chio**
*Then...*
**[07:51] Both**
*Then...*
**[07:55] Both**
These sweets are so damn good!
**[07:57] Manana**
Have a taste, Momo-senpai!
**[08:00] Momo**
What? Really?!
**[08:01] Chio**
But of course!
**[08:04] Momo**
Wh-What is this?! It's so sweet and sour!
**[08:06] Chio**
I know, right?!
**[08:07] Manana**
Have another!
**[08:08] Lady**
*U-Uh...*
**[08:10] Momo**
The contrasting texture between
the wafers and cream is superb!
**[08:13] Manana**
These banana things are awesome!
Om nom nom nom nom...
**[08:16] Momo**
I love those, too!
***SIGN*** Cherry
***SIGN*** Melon
***SIGN*** Watermelon
**[08:18] Momo**
I'll just have to do the forbidden
"three flavors at once" technique!
***SIGN*** Watermelon
***SIGN*** Melon
***SIGN*** Cherry
**[08:23] Momo**
* Hokkaido... The inside of*
* my mouth is now Hokkaido...*
**[08:27] Chio**
Momo-senpai, we're about
to run out of sweets!
**[08:29] Momo**
Very well! I will allow you to buy more!
**[08:34] Chio**
U-Um... these... here.
**[08:37] Lady**
*Oh, she sort of returned to normal.*
**[08:40] Chio**
Senpai, here are the relief supplies!
**[08:42] Momo**
Excellent work!
**[08:44] Momo**
We'll put this cola powder
into the cola, and...
**[08:48] Momo**
The perfect cola is now complete!
**[08:55] Momo**
*It's so sweet!*
**[08:57] Momo**
Have a taste, you two!
**[08:58] Chio**
Thanks!
**[09:01] Chio**
So sweet!
**[09:03] Momo**
I know, right?!
**[09:04] Momo**
Please give us some kind of prize
for this unprecedented invention!
**[09:07] Manana**
In that case...
**[09:08] Both**
Have the Nobel Fizzy Drink Prize!
**[09:12] Momo**
I'm allowed to have such an honor?
**[09:14] Lady**
Congrats!
**[09:18] Momo**
Thank you so much, everyone!
**[09:20] Momo**
I'm the recipient of the
Nobel Fizzy Drink Prize,
**[09:22] Momo**
and my name is Shinozuka Momo!
**[09:24] Both**
Whoa! It's a press conference
for the award ceremony!
**[09:26] Both**
How will you use this
technology in the future?
***SIGN*** Air Mic
**[09:28] Momo**
Well, I plan to develop
this technology even further,
**[09:31] Momo**
and one day, I'll marry Gotou-sensei!
***SIGN*** Marr
***SIGN*** Marriage
**[09:41] Momo**
Why didn't you stop me?
**[09:44] Chio**
Because you looked so happy, Momo-senpai.
**[09:48] Manana**
So how was your first experience
buying and consuming?
**[09:51] Momo**
Well, i-i-it was...
**[09:54] Momo**
so much fun!
**[09:56] Chio**
Huh?! Wh-Why are you crying?!
**[09:58] Momo**
Thinking about how I'll never
be able to do it again is just...
**[10:03] Chio**
Then let's have a sweets party
at your house sometime, Senpai.
**[10:07] Momo**
What? Really?
**[10:12] Momo**
I'm sorry, Gotou-sensei,
to ask for a day off without warning.
**[10:17] Sensei**
Don't be. It's good to
let loose once in a while.
**[10:22] Momo**
Um, I... think I understand now.
**[10:28] Sensei**
I smell chocolate, cola, and caramel.
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[10:33] Chio**
*Chio's School*...
**[10:35] (Flashback) Chio**
What are your thoughts on mint chocolate?
**[10:38] (Flashback) Momo**
Huh? Mint chocolate?
**[10:40] (Flashback) Momo**
I think people are rather
split on it overall,
**[10:44] (Flashback) Momo**
but I love it. I find it refreshing.
**[10:47] (Flashback) Both**
So there *is* someone who likes it!
***SIGN*** Thousand Spring
**[11:02] Chio**
Hey! It's that girl!
**[11:06] Chio**
*Gotta contact Manana.*
**[11:13] Chio**
*Her uniform...*
**[11:15] Chio**
* She's headed in a different direction*
* than her school, Eihei Girls' Academy.*
**[11:18] Chio**
*She must be scheming something...*
**[11:23] Andou**
Damn it. There's still some left in here.
**[11:25] Andou**
Honestly, what if it explodes in the truck?
**[11:30] Andou**
And there's a bottle right next to it.
**[11:33] Andou**
To think that I hadn't even thrown out
trash from my own place until recently...
**[11:37] Andou**
The bottles go with the bottles!
The cans go with the cans!
**[11:39] Andou**
Whoa! A stuffed animal! Creepy!
***SIGN*** Extra Large
Portions
***SIGN*** Plain Jane
with Glasses
220 minutes
**[11:44] Andou**
*Plain Jane... with Glasses*... 220 minutes!
**[11:48] Andou**
I wonder if this is still watchable.
**[11:50] Andou**
No, I... But maybe just a little...
**[11:53] Andou**
No, I'm throwing it away!
**[11:54] Andou**
Ow!
**[11:56] Andou**
What the...
**[11:58] Andou**
Chiharu!
**[11:59] Andou**
Huh? What are you doing here?
**[12:01] Chiharu**
What the hell are you doing here, Mayu-nii?
**[12:04] Andou**
Huh? I'm working my shift
at the convenience store.
**[12:07] Chiharu**
Stop working!
***SIGN*** Bonk
**[12:09] Chiharu**
I thought you were going to be the
world's best motorcycle gang member!
***SIGN*** Bonk
***SIGN*** Bonk
***SIGN*** Bonk
***SIGN*** Bonk
***SIGN*** Bonk
***SIGN*** Bonk
**[12:12] Andou**
Yeah, but...
***SIGN*** Bonk
***SIGN*** Bonk
***SIGN*** Bonk
**[12:13] Chiharu**
Stop working! It's so lame!
**[12:16] Chiharu**
When you had your team,
you were so cool!
***SIGN*** Starry Night Squad
**[12:19] Chiharu**
You always smelled like blood and steel!
I looked up to you!
**[12:21] Chiharu**
Now look at you!
**[12:24] Chiharu**
You've never even taken
the garbage out at home!
**[12:25] Andou**
C-Calm down! Okay?
**[12:29] Chiharu**
Why the hell am I going to
private school to study?!
**[12:32] Chio**
A-Andou-san...
**[12:35] Chio**
Do you know her?
**[12:38] Andou**
Yeah. She's my—
**[12:41] Andou**
Hey! Calm down!
**[12:42] Andou**
This is Andou Chiharu.
**[12:45] Andou**
She's my sister, and she's
ten years younger than me.
**[12:47] Chiharu**
What?! You know Mayu-nii?
**[12:50] Andou**
Wait, you know Chiharu, Miyamo?
**[12:52] Chio**
She stuck her fingers up my ass
out of nowhere the other day.
**[12:55] Andou**
The hell?!
**[12:56] Andou**
What do you think you're doing?!
**[12:58] Chiharu**
I didn't just do it randomly. We were
engaging in actual ass-to-ass combat.
**[13:01] Chiharu**
The one who has to clean up
after flower arrangement class
**[13:03] Chiharu**
is always decided during
lunch with ass-to-ass combat.
**[13:05] Andou**
I can't tell if this is supposed
to be elegant or vulgar...
**[13:07] Andou**
So why are you going after Miyamo?
**[13:10] Andou**
Why?
**[13:11] Chiharu**
To find your woman.
**[13:15] Chiharu**
It was completely unnatural for you
to just up and leave your team,
**[13:18] Chiharu**
so I gathered some information myself.
**[13:20] (Flashback) Guy**
The hell you want, you stupid little brat?
**[13:22] (Flashback) Chiharu**
I'm Andou's little sister!
**[13:25] (Flashback) Chiharu**
What happened to my brother?
**[13:30] (Flashback) Chiharu**
Tell me now!
**[13:31] (Flashback) Guy**
A-A woman from Samejima—
**[13:32] (Flashback) Guy 2**
You dumbass! You're gonna get killed!
**[13:34] (Flashback) Guy**
But...
**[13:35] (Flashback) Guy 2**
Sorry, but we can't say anything.
**[13:38] Chiharu**
*Samejima? A woman from Samejima Academy?*
**[13:44] Chiharu**
*Then I'm going to find this bitch...*
***SIGN*** Kill her
**[13:47] Chiharu**
*and kill her.*
**[13:48] Chio**
*Uh, kill her?*
**[13:50] Chiharu**
I targeted this four-eyes
here to use as a pawn
**[13:52] Chiharu**
so I could find that woman,
since they go to the same school.
**[13:55] Andou**
Hey, Chiharu, listen...
**[13:57] Chiharu**
You don't have to hide it. I know!
**[13:59] Chio**
* Uh... She's got quite a*
* few things wrong here,*
**[14:02] Chio**
*but she's essentially looking for me, isn't she?*
***SIGN*** Soft Serve
**[14:05] Chio**
* I thought everything was*
* settled with Andou-san,*
**[14:08] Chio**
* and I doubt anything good will*
* come of telling her it's me, so...*
***SIGN*** Not my problem
**[14:11] Chio**
*Not my problem.*
**[14:12] Chio**
*You can take care of it.*
**[14:15] Andou**
Well, you see...
**[14:17] Chiharu**
I get it. It was amazing, right?
**[14:21] Andou**
Y-Yeah.
**[14:22] Chiharu**
It was so amazing that you
even changed your lifestyle.
**[14:25] Chiharu**
That s*x...
**[14:29] Chiharu**
She's like a succubus who lives at
a love hotel... and Mayu-nii, you...
**[14:34] Chio**
Who are you calling a succubus?!
**[14:36] Chiharu**
That reaction... You must be Mayu-nii's woman!
**[14:40] Chio**
We're not going out! And I'm a virgin!
**[14:41] Andou**
Chiharu! Where did you learn such language?!
**[14:44] Chio**
Also, why do you keep calling him Mayu-nii?!
***SIGN*** Soft Serve Deluxe
**[14:46] Andou**
Oh, my name's Mayuta...
**[14:48] Chio**
I see!
**[14:50] Chiharu**
What? So this four-eyes here
took you out in a single blow?
**[14:54] Andou**
That's right. As you mentioned,
I ended up losing in a duel with her.
**[14:58] Andou**
I quit the team because of
the promise I made then.
**[15:00] Andou**
That's all.
**[15:01] Chio**
Yeah, I guess it's something like that...
**[15:05] Chiharu**
I can't accept that!
**[15:07] Andou**
Chiharu!
**[15:08] Andou**
Do my eyes look like they're lying?
**[15:13] Chiharu**
N-No, but...
**[15:15] Chiharu**
Th-Then prove it to me!
**[15:18] Chiharu**
I simply can't believe that she
took you out with one punch!
**[15:22] Chiharu**
If she does it right in front
of me, then I'll believe it.
**[15:24] Chiharu**
But I'm pretty sure four-eyes
over there can't do it!
**[15:27] Andou**
Chiharu!
**[15:28] Andou**
* You're not actually saying you*
* want Miyamo to hit me, are you?*
**[15:32] Chio**
Andou-san...
**[15:34] Andou**
Miyamo...
**[15:35] Chio**
Fight!
**[15:36] Andou**
What?! Are we seriously doing this?
**[15:38] Chio**
Of course we are!
**[15:39] Chio**
I can't let this end with your little
sister treating me like some slut!
**[15:43] Chiharu**
Well, it's the truth!
**[15:44] Chio**
Don't worry. It won't hurt.
**[15:46] Andou**
R-Right...
**[15:47] Chio**
*I'll dislocate his jaw like last time.*
**[15:50] Chio**
Here I go!
**[15:54] Andou**
Ow...
**[15:56] Chio**
Sorry!
**[15:57] Chio**
I got so nervous, it threw my aim off.
**[15:59] Andou**
R-Right...
**[16:02] Chio**
One more time!
**[16:03] Andou**
Yeah!
**[16:04] Andou**
* Concentrate. I'm going to move with*
* her so she can hit me in the jaw.*
**[16:08] Chio**
Here I go.
**[16:09] Andou**
Bring it. I'm ready—
**[16:10] Andou**
*She got me on the other side?!*
**[16:11] Andou**
Th-The left?
**[16:13] Chio**
Oh, sorry. My right elbow hurt.
**[16:16] Chiharu**
See?! You were lying!
**[16:18] Chio**
Last one!
**[16:19] Andou**
All right, bring it!
**[16:20] Andou**
*Recreate what happened back then.*
**[16:24] Andou**
*For that to happen, I need to...*
**[16:26] Andou**
*scare Miyamo.*
**[16:31] Andou**
*All right, bring it.*
**[16:33] Andou**
*H-Huh?*
**[16:34] Chiharu**
What? What happened?
**[16:37] Chio**
H-Huh? Wh-What the? U-Uh... I-I...
**[16:40] Andou**
Um, I...
**[16:41] Chio**
U-Um, how was it?
**[16:44] Andou**
H-How was it? I, uh... What?!
**[16:47] Chio**
H-H-H-H-Huh?!
**[16:49] Chio**
No, I, uh... I mean...
**[16:52] Andou**
I-I...
**[16:54] Chiharu**
Hey! What the heck's going on?
**[16:55] Andou**
Sorry!
**[16:56] Manana**
You're in the way!
**[17:00] Manana**
I finally found you, you little shit!
**[17:06] Chio**
* That's right... Chiharu-chan*
* put Manana's ass through hell,*
**[17:11] Chio**
*so she's super pissed off!*
**[17:12] Chiharu**
M-Mayu-nii, are you okay?
**[17:14] Chio**
*Andou-san was just standing nearby...*
**[17:17] Chiharu**
Sh-She took Mayu-nii out with one hit...
**[17:19] Chiharu**
D-Don't tell me...
**[17:21] Chiharu**
*That woman is actually Mayu-nii's...*
**[17:24] Chiharu**
*Mayu-nii's real woman.*
**[17:25] Manana**
Kill... Kill...
**[17:27] Manana**
I'll pull your intestines out
yer ass and pickle them...
**[17:32] Chiharu**
Bring it on, you bitch! Come at me!
**[17:35] Chio**
Don't!
**[17:36] Chio**
She's bad news when she
actually gets pissed off!
**[17:39] Chio**
If she ever got a boyfriend
and he cheated on her,
**[17:41] Chio**
she'd chop him up and throw
the pieces into the sea!
**[17:44] Chio**
* Shit, this isn't good.*
* I won't be able to stop them.*
**[17:47] Chio**
*Someone's going to die!*
**[17:53] Chiharu**
M-Mayu-nii...
**[17:55] Chiharu**
Wh-Why? I thought she knocked you out.
**[18:01] Andou**
Stop.
**[18:03] Andou**
If you lay a finger on my
sister, I'll kill you.
**[18:06] Chio**
* This isn't good... She actually*
* took Andou-san out earlier.*
**[18:09] Chio**
*I need to stop Manana!*
**[18:11] Manana**
Oh, okay. Got it.
**[18:15] Chio**
*Wait, why is she being so obedient?*
**[18:17] Chio**
* Oh, right. I keep forgetting,*
* but Andou-san was a delinquent.*
**[18:22] Chio**
*He used to sit atop the school caste system.*
**[18:25] Chio**
*Of course there's no way we,*
**[18:27] Chio**
* members of the below*
* average club, could beat him.*
**[18:31] Chio**
*On the other hand...*
**[18:33] Chio**
*She can be as cruel as she wants to be*
**[18:35] Chio**
* against those who are below*
* us, like grade schoolers.*
**[18:39] Chio**
*Scary... She's super scary.*
**[18:42] Chiharu**
*Mayu-nii's still unconscious.*
**[18:45] Chiharu**
*He subconsciously protected me.*
**[18:50] Guy**
Oh, there you are!
**[18:52] Guy**
Hey, we're waiting to get rung up in here.
**[18:55] Andou**
I'm sorry about that! I'll be right there!
**[18:57] Guy**
What were you doing? Get it together, man.
**[19:03] Chio**
All's well that ends well... I guess?
**[19:06] Chio**
So basically, we're just—
**[19:09] Chiharu**
I got it.
**[19:11] Chiharu**
If either of you were his real girlfriend,
he wouldn't get that angry... And...
**[19:15] Andou**
I'm so sorry about that.
**[19:17] Andou**
Thank you!
**[19:20] Chio**
He actually looks pretty
cool working, too, huh?
**[19:23] Chiharu**
Shut up! You dumbass!
**[19:26] Chiharu**
Stop acting like you understand. Damn it.
**[19:29] Chio**
Hey, are you over it now?
**[19:31] Manana**
Delinquents are scary!
**[19:34] Chio**
*Oh... nope.*
**[19:35] Chiharu**
*Chio's School Road*!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[19:38] Manana**
I couldn't do a damn thing...
**[19:40] Chio**
Uh, well, you did punch
Andou-san in the face.
**[19:44] Manana**
Huh?!
**[19:45] Chio**
Though you both might not remember that.
**[19:48] Manana**
Come to think of it, I still feel
a slight tingling sensation.
**[19:51] Manana**
Thinking about that makes
me feel sort of relieved.
**[19:54] Chio**
* I guess it didn't matter who you got*
* to take your frustrations out on...*
***SIGN*** "Andou and George"
***SIGN*** Soft Serve Deluxe
***SIGN*** Please don't feed the cats
***SIGN*** Cat Food
***SIGN*** Andou
***SIGN*** They got closer.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:30] girl**
Next time on *Chio's School Road*,
**[23:32] girl**
"Chio in the Middle of
the Night" and "Apocri."
**[23:35] girl**
Look forward to it!
**[23:36] chio**
Who are you calling a succubus?!
But... how was I?
# 11 - Chio in the Middle of the Night / Apocri!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY1X93P7Y/chios-school-road)
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***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
***SIGN*** Chio in the Middle of the Night
**[01:31] Chio**
Go, go, go!
**[01:32] Chio**
Hurry! Hurry!
**[01:39] Chio**
There it is! The safe!
**[01:41] Chio**
Alpha! Charlie! Make it rain bullets!
**[01:43] Both**
Got it.
**[01:44] Chio**
We'll advance toward the wall from the side.
**[01:46] Chio**
Delta, ready the RPG.
**[01:48] Delta**
Roger.
**[01:50] Charlie**
Now! Run!
**[01:59] Chio**
All right, clear!
**[02:01] Chio**
The next wave is coming. Stand by!
**[02:03] Chio**
It's here!
**[02:05] Chio**
RPG!
**[02:09] Chio**
A clean hit! Just a little more, boys!
**[02:11] Delta**
Take this!
***SIGN*** Congratulations.
Now the safe's right in front of you.
**[02:17] All**
Woohoo! We did it!
**[02:20] Delta**
It's all thanks to you, Bloody Butterfly!
**[02:24] Chio**
No problem!
**[02:28] Alpha**
We're finally at the safe!
**[02:31] Delta**
Get the equipment out!
**[02:33] Chio**
And now... to finish this.
**[02:42] All**
Hey, a stun grenade.
**[02:47] Alpha**
A stun grenade?!
**[02:49] Chio**
The six million dollars
in the safe... is all mine!
**[02:56] Charlie**
You bastard! You betrayed us!
**[02:58] Delta**
I'll kill you!
**[03:01] Chio**
Say what you want!
**[03:24] Mom**
Chio! Have you been up
playing all night again?!
**[03:29] Mom**
Huh?
**[03:39] Chio**
What the heck, Mom?
**[03:42] Mom**
You left the light on again!
**[03:45] Mom**
You can't get good sleep with lights on.
**[03:47] Mom**
I won't come wake you up if you oversleep!
**[03:52] Chio**
You're the one who's keeping me up.
**[03:56] Mom**
Honestly... I don't know how
to turn off your computer,
**[04:00] Mom**
so you need to turn it off
before going to bed!
**[04:02] Chio**
* Now she's just being a sore loser,*
* still trying to lecture me...*
**[04:02] Mom**
You always tell me not to touch your
things, but you never do it yourself.
**[04:05] Chio**
*I win.*
**[04:06] Mom**
I told you, we're trying to
cut our electricity bill.
**[04:09] Mom**
You'd better get up yourself tomorrow!
**[04:11] Mom**
I'm not waking you up!
**[04:23] Chio**
* Shit! Shit! I'm pretty sure*
* I blasted them all away,*
**[04:27] Chio**
*but if any of them survived,*
**[04:29] Chio**
*they've probably beaten the crap out of me!*
***SIGN*** "Your comrades are dead. The money's all yours."
***SIGN*** Base points Bonus points Kill points
**[04:47] Chio**
*I got six million dollars!*
**[04:55] Chio**
That was probably the most epic game
**[04:57] Chio**
I've ever played in my
whole online gaming career!
***SIGN*** Base points Bonus points Kill points
**[04:59] Chio**
*I'm just gonna take the money and run.*
**[05:03] Chio**
There we go...
**[05:06] Chio**
Ready, and...
**[05:08] Chio**
Goodnight!
**[05:27] Chio**
*Shit... I can't sleep.*
**[05:29] Chio**
*I never thought it'd go that perfectly.*
**[05:32] Chio**
* Just thinking about those*
* dumb bastards I betrayed*
**[05:35] Chio**
* shaking in anger under*
* the same night sky as me...*
**[05:41] Chio**
*Sh-Shit... I can't stop laughing.*
***SIGN*** dollars
***SIGN*** 716,580,000 yen
**[05:54] Chio**
*710,000,000 yen.*
**[05:57] Chio**
*I'm pretty rich now.*
**[06:00] Chio**
* I'm not entirely sure, but...*
* as rich as this manga artist, maybe?*
**[06:04] Chio**
*Wait a sec.*
**[06:06] Chio**
* If I really do have what*
* it takes to be a gangster*
**[06:09] Chio**
* and could actually obtain*
* this much money in reality...*
**[06:12] Chio**
* All my worries about my commute*
* would be gone in an instant.*
***SIGN*** Bank robberies Japan How to
***SIGN*** Is it possible to commit bank robberies in this country? Best Answer It is not. Most transactions with bank tellers are now automated, and banks usually only have a few million yen on site. If there were someone planning to try to rob a bank in this country, they'd have to be an idiot corrupted by movies or video games.
**[06:21] Chio**
* "Is it possible to commit bank*
* robberies in this country?"*
**[06:26] Chio**
* "It is not. Most transactions with*
* bank tellers are now automated,*
**[06:29] Chio**
* and banks usually only have*
* a few million yen on site.*
**[06:32] Chio**
* If there were someone planning to*
* try to rob a bank in this country,*
**[06:35] Chio**
* they'd have to be an idiot corrupted*
* by movies or video games."*
**[06:37] Chio**
*Idiot... Idiot... Idiot...*
**[06:37] [SONG] Sign**
Idiot corrupted by movies or video games
**[06:40] Chio**
* I see... So it's possible to do things in games*
* that are impossible IRL, not vice versa...*
**[06:49] Chio**
*But then...*
**[06:51] Chio**
* Why are there still wars when*
* we have war video games?*
**[06:56] Chio**
*I just don't get it...*
**[07:03] Chio**
I fell asleep...
**[07:06] Chio**
What time is it?
**[07:08] Chio**
*Uh... I'm looking at it upside-down...*
**[07:12] Chio**
*If I flip that around...*
**[07:16] Chio**
8 AM?!
**[07:18] Chio**
Shit! Shit! Shit! Oh, shit!
**[07:21] Chio**
But I'm still okay, as long as I don't
run into trouble on my way to school!
**[07:24] Chio**
I'll get there in plenty of time...
**[07:31] Chio**
It's 4 AM, damn it!
**[07:33] Mom**
Chio! What on Earth are you doing?!
**[07:35] Chio**
Huh?!
**[07:36] Chio**
W-Well... There was a cockroach...
**[07:40] Mom**
Then why are you changing?
**[07:42] Chio**
Ah...
**[07:44] Chio**
I'm psyching myself up by
transforming... or something?
**[07:47] Mom**
Chio...
**[07:49] Mom**
Are you honestly okay?
**[07:51] Chio**
*Crap, she's serious.*
**[07:53] Mom**
Why don't you stay home today
so I can take you to the hospital?
**[07:56] Chio**
I'm totally fine, okay?
**[07:58] Mom**
Are you sure you don't need
to go to the hospital?
**[08:00] Chio**
I'm fine! I'm totally fine!
**[08:07] Chio**
*Now I've done it!*
**[08:09] Chio**
*Shit... I can't believe I misread the clock!*
**[08:13] Chio**
*But now I've got a huge problem on my hands.*
**[08:17] Chio**
*And that's... to sleep or not to sleep?*
***SIGN*** To sleep or not to sleep?
***SIGN*** Depth of sleep
***SIGN*** Length of sleep
**[08:21] Chio**
* I'm completely awake now*
* after freaking out like that,*
**[08:24] Chio**
* so if I try to sleep now, I'll have to wake up*
* right when I get to my deep sleep stage.*
**[08:28] Chio**
* I have a really hard time waking*
* up to the sound of alarms.*
**[08:29] Gamer**
*This is Bravo 1! Someone come in! Someone!*
**[08:31] Chio**
* There are times when I fall asleep during*
* shootouts in a game and don't wake up.*
**[08:36] Mom**
Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag...
**[08:36] Chio**
* The way she was going on,*
* Mom probably really won't wake me up...*
***SIGN*** Yeah,
yeah...
**[08:40] Chio**
* I need to consider the worst case*
* scenario in this situation...*
***SIGN*** If I sleep
**[08:45] Chio**
Crap! I totally overslept!
**[08:48] Chio**
Oh, hey. What's up?
**[08:50] Yuki**
Oh, so you didn't take the
day off from school today.
**[08:54] Guy a**
Do you think it could be...
**[08:55] Chio**
* The suspicion that something's*
* up with the kid who comes*
**[08:56] Guy b**
Nah, maybe she's sick?
**[08:57] Chio**
*to school in the afternoon really sucks.*
***SIGN*** If I don't sleep
**[09:01] Chio**
Yeah, I didn't get any sleep at all.
**[09:04] Yuki**
Really? Don't you feel exhausted, then?
**[09:07] Chio**
No, actually, my body... feels really light!
**[09:12] Chio**
Just kidding...
**[09:15] Chio**
* Either way, I'd rather*
* not stand out in class.*
**[09:18] Chio**
* My peaceful school life could be*
* ruined by these little occurrences.*
**[09:25] Chio**
What should I do?
***SIGN*** Chio-chan AM 4:22 Subject: Tomorrow Let's meet up at the shrine tomorrow. The same time as usual. Make sure you're not late.
**[09:43] Chio**
*Let's meet up at the shrine tomorrow.*
**[09:46] Chio**
* The same time as usual.*
* Make sure you're not late.*
**[09:49] Manana**
* She didn't have to add that at*
* the end. I've never been late.*
***SIGN*** Chio-chan
***SIGN*** Subject: Tomorrow
**[09:54] Manana**
*Whoa, she sent this at 4:30 AM...*
**[09:56] Manana**
*Why the hell would she send it at that hour?*
**[09:59] Manana**
*She must've been playing games again.*
**[10:01] Manana**
*Did she even sleep?*
**[10:05] Manana**
* It's rare for Chio-chan*
* to show up before me...*
**[10:18] Manana**
*Please, by some miracle...*
**[10:20] Manana**
*Don't let this weirdo be my best friend...*
**[10:37] Manana**
You finally woke up!
**[10:39] Manana**
Morning, Chio-chan.
**[10:42] Chio**
Man, I slept so well.
**[10:45] Chio**
My plan to have you wake me up was a success.
**[10:48] Manana**
Were you really sleeping this
whole time under that thing?
**[10:51] Manana**
You stood out like a sore thumb.
**[10:54] Chio**
The game I was playing gave me the idea.
**[10:56] Chio**
It doesn't matter in the end, as long
as people don't find out who I am.
**[11:01] Chio**
Huh?
**[11:01] Manana**
What's wrong?
**[11:03] Chio**
My head's starting to throb...
**[11:05] Chio**
Ow! What the hell?!
Ow, ow! It hurts so much!
**[11:09] Manana**
It's probably from lack of sleep.
**[11:11] Chio**
Seriously? Man, staying up all night sucks.
**[11:15] Chio**
Ow...
**[11:16] Manana**
Right?
**[11:17] Chio**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[11:17] Manana**
* Right. It doesn't matter in the end,*
* as long as people don't find out...*
**[11:19] Chio**
What is this?
**[11:22] Manana**
*As long as they don't find out...*
**[11:23] (Flashback) Manana**
Wake up. Chio-chan. It's morning.
**[11:26] Manana**
*As long as they don't find out.*
**[11:27] (Flashback) Manana**
Wake up, you bastard.
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[11:31] chio**
*Chio's School Road*!
**[11:34] Chio**
Okay, fine.
**[11:37] Chio**
What would you do if you had 700 million yen?
**[11:39] Manana**
What? 700 million yen?
**[11:41] Chio**
Yeah, I made that much yesterday.
**[11:42] Goto**
Shinozuka.
**[11:42] Chio**
What're you talking about?
**[11:43] Momo**
Yes, sir?
**[11:43] Chio**
I got it in my game.
**[11:44] Goto**
What would you do if you
received 700 million yen?
**[11:44] Chio**
Of course...
**[11:47] Momo**
Huh? W-Well, um, I...
**[11:50] Momo**
* To say I'd put it in savings would be cliché.*
* I don't want him to think I'm dull...*
**[11:54] Momo**
*I-I need to come up with something funny...*
**[11:56] Momo**
U-Um...
**[11:58] Momo**
I-I'd pay my taxes.
**[12:00] Momo**
*God, I'm such an idiot!*
**[12:04] Goto**
If the local government's budget increased,
**[12:06] Goto**
I think everyone would be better off.
**[12:08] Goto**
Just the answer I'd expect from you.
**[12:10] Momo**
Right!
***SIGN*** Apocri!
***SIGN*** We want to know more!! Before summer arrives
***SIGN*** A special on summer smells
**[12:15] Lady**
*Now, for our special this week,*
**[12:17] Lady**
* we'll be covering the troubling*
* issue of body odor!*
**[12:19] Manana**
Odor, huh? Has nothing to do with m—
**[12:23] Lady**
*Did you know?*
**[12:24] Lady**
*There are many times*
***SIGN*** You might have BO, too
**[12:25] [SONG] Sign**
Haven't noticed personally
**[12:25] [SONG] Sign**
Have noticed personally
***SIGN*** Other
**[12:25] Lady**
*when you don't even notice your own BO.*
**[12:29] Lady**
*Oh, no!*
**[12:32] Lady**
*Many think that BO only affects men,*
**[12:35] Lady**
* but actually, more and more*
* women are being affected by it.*
**[12:38] Lady**
* I'm sure many of us plan to wear*
* lighter clothing this season.*
**[12:42] Lady**
* There are some pitfalls*
* that women might fall into,*
**[12:45] Lady**
* despite how hard they*
* work to avoid UV rays...*
**[12:53] Manana**
Say, Chio-chan...
**[12:56] Manana**
Do I... ever smell bad?
**[13:00] Chio**
Huh? Well, if I had to choose,
I'd say you are pretty fishy...
**[13:03] Manana**
That's not what I meant!
**[13:05] Manana**
They were talking about
BO on TV yesterday...
**[13:08] Manana**
And you can't really tell yourself.
**[13:11] Manana**
So could you... check for me?
**[13:15] Chio**
Huh?
**[13:16] Chio**
No, no. You're fine. Really.
**[13:18] Manana**
Come on!
**[13:19] Manana**
Please!
**[13:20] Chio**
What?
**[13:22] Chio**
Fine, then...
**[13:26] Manana**
W-Well?
**[13:28] Chio**
Yeah, you don't smell.
**[13:31] Manana**
Thank goodness! I was so
worried, I couldn't sleep!
**[13:36] Chio**
Well, I mean, humans are animals, too.
**[13:38] Chio**
I think you're just worrying too much.
**[13:40] Manana**
I see.
**[13:41] Chio**
By the way—
**[13:43] Manana**
Okay, let me smell you now.
**[13:44] Chio**
No way! Somehow I knew that was coming!
**[13:48] Manana**
You know... For science.
**[13:50] Chio**
No! No way! It's embarrassing!
**[13:52] Manana**
Well, I was embarrassed, too!
**[13:54] Chio**
But you asked me to do it!
**[13:56] Manana**
Don't worry...
**[13:57] Manana**
I'm just checking.
**[13:59] Chio**
No way! Now I'm getting really nervous!
**[14:07] Chio**
Hey! What the hell was that technique?!
**[14:08] Manana**
Now you can't move.
**[14:10] Chio**
Stop it!
**[14:20] Manana**
*What... was that overpowering beastly odor?*
**[14:23] Manana**
*My nose is still on my face... right?*
**[14:28] Chio**
So... How was it?
**[14:31] Manana**
Huh?!
**[14:32] Manana**
Um... It was completely... normal.
**[14:35] Chio**
Oh, thank goodness!
**[14:37] Manana**
* I-I can't tell her it was a smell that*
* nearly ripped my nose off my face...*
**[14:42] Manana**
* To think that Chio-chan*
* had such an ability...*
**[14:45] Manana**
*I had no idea.*
**[14:47] Manana**
*Why hadn't I realized it until now?*
**[14:50] Manana**
*I get it!*
**[14:52] Manana**
* We've always been together*
* ever since we were little,*
**[14:55] Manana**
* so my nose must've eventually*
* gotten used to it...*
**[14:58] Chio**
Manana?
**[15:00] Manana**
*I finally understand everything...*
**[15:02] Manana**
* including the reason Chio-chan became so*
* obsessed with being less than average.*
**[15:06] Manana**
* The reason that Chio-chan became so*
* withdrawn without even realizing it...*
**[15:07] Guy**
Hey, let's have a party!
**[15:09] Chio**
I want to go, too.
**[15:11] Girl**
Yeah, so we'll be canceling that...
**[15:13] Manana**
* ...must be because she was hurt over*
* and over because of her condition.*
**[15:14] Chio**
Huh?!
**[15:16] Chio**
But why?!
**[15:19] Manana**
* Chio-chan, I'm so sorry...*
* that I hadn't noticed until now...*
**[15:25] Chio**
Manana?
**[15:27] Manana**
*This whole time...*
**[15:28] Manana**
*This whole time...*
**[15:31] Manana**
*I've been with you this whole time...*
**[15:33] Manana**
Chio-chan, this is for you.
**[15:36] Chio**
Huh? What, why? I can really have it?
**[15:38] Chio**
I was just getting thirsty!
**[15:41] Manana**
*Hang on a second.*
**[15:43] Manana**
* The fact that we've been together*
* this whole time would mean..*
**[15:47] Manana**
*that it affects me, too, right?*
**[15:51] Manana**
*Come to think of it, there was...*
**[15:54] (Flashback) Makiyama**
Oh, cut it out, Makiyama-kun!
**[15:54] Manana**
* Makiyama-kun, the boy in our*
* class that I got close to...*
**[15:56] (Flashback) Makiyama**
Well, it's true.
**[15:58] Manana**
*I was positive that he had feelings for me...*
**[16:01] Manana**
* But next thing I knew, he was going*
* out with some plain-as-hell girl.*
**[16:01] Manana**
Oh, cut it out, Makiyama-kun!
**[16:03] ---**
Okay, maybe next time.
**[16:05] Manana**
*I knew that I was his first choice...*
**[16:10] (Flashback) Makiyama**
Sorry... I have someone else that I like.
**[16:14] (Flashback) Girl**
Nonomura-san from our class?
**[16:16] (Flashback) Girl**
I-I see...
**[16:18] (Flashback) Girl**
I guess you don't know, Makiyama-kun...
**[16:21] (Flashback) Makiyama**
Huh?
**[16:22] (Flashback) Girl**
Well, you see...
**[16:24] (Flashback) Girl**
She's best friends with Wild Game.
**[16:27] (Flashback) Makiyama**
W-Wild Game? You mean that girl with
the glasses and the wild animal BO?
**[16:31] (Flashback) Girl**
Yup. They're BFFs. All the girls know...
**[16:36] (Flashback) Girl**
that if you hang out with Nonomura,
**[16:38] (Flashback) Girl**
you might get it, too.
**[16:41] (Flashback) Girl**
That wild game stench...
**[16:46] (Flashback) Makiyama**
Man, that was close!
**[16:48] (Flashback) Makiyama**
I totally almost fell for her! Thanks, man!
**[16:51] (Flashback) Girl**
Oh, it was nothing! I was just
worried about you, Makiyama-kun!
**[16:57] Manana**
Chi...o...cha...n...
**[17:00] Chio**
Manana?! What the hell is
going on with your emotions?!
**[17:03] Chio**
Hey, Manana!
**[17:04] Manana**
*Because of Chio—I mean, Wild Game...*
**[17:05] ---**
What's wrong? Have you gone crazy?
**[17:06] Manana**
*My normie life was... But... But...*
**[17:07] ---**
Don't do it! Don't go crazy!
**[17:11] Manana**
*But!*
**[17:12] Chio**
What the hell's wrong with you?
**[17:14] Chio**
You're fine, Manana! You don't smell!
**[17:17] Manana**
That's not it!
**[17:19] Manana**
It's you, Wild Game.
**[17:22] Manana**
*Thinking about what you've been through...*
**[17:25] Manana**
*and what you're going to go through...*
**[17:31] Manana**
*Ah... You reek.*
**[17:35] Manana**
*But still, I... I...*
**[17:40] Manana**
I love you, Wild Game!
**[17:47] Chio**
* Uh... Wild game is like...*
* meat from wild animals, right?*
**[17:53] Chio**
*The hell?*
**[17:54] Chio**
* Does she think eating smelly*
* meat will make her stink, too?*
**[17:58] Chio**
*Is she dumb?*
**[18:00] Manana**
I've made up my mind.
**[18:03] Manana**
I'll stick with you for life, Wild Game.
**[18:05] Chio**
* Huh? Is she going to become*
* a hunter or something?*
**[18:08] Manana**
I'll always...
**[18:09] Manana**
be by your side!
**[18:11] Manana**
Let's continue being a burden
**[18:14] Manana**
to society together!
**[18:17] Chio**
Hello? Yuki-chan?
**[18:19] Chio**
Sorry to call you out of the blue.
Yeah, Manana's acting weird.
**[18:23] Chio**
Could you come by?
**[18:24] Manana**
*You called Yuki-san?*
**[18:25] Chio**
Yeah...
**[18:26] Manana**
* That's perfect, actually.*
* For a brutal truth like this...*
**[18:26] Manana**
I mean, I know she's always weird,
but this is beyond explanation.
**[18:30] ---**
Like, something's really wrong with her.
I seriously can't even explain it!
**[18:30] Manana**
* It's best to have someone*
* sincere and honest tell you.*
**[18:35] Chio**
Yeah...
**[18:35] Manana**
The day of reckoning is nigh!
**[18:38] Chio**
Uh... Yeah. Please hurry.
**[18:42] Yuki**
Sorry to keep you waiting!
**[18:44] Chio**
You're so fast, Yuki-chan!
**[18:46] Manana**
*So you've come!*
**[18:48] Manana**
*But that girl... is just a smiling reaper.*
**[18:48] Yuki**
Not at all!
**[18:55] Manana**
I'm glad you could make it,
Death Scythe Hosokawa.
**[18:59] Chio**
See?
**[19:00] Yuki**
You're right...
**[19:01] Manana**
Yuki-san, there's something
that I need you to confirm.
**[19:05] Manana**
And I need you to be completely honest.
**[19:09] Yuki**
Yeah! You don't smell at all!
**[19:12] Chio**
Huh?
**[19:13] Chio**
*What the hell?*
**[19:15] Manana**
Huh?! You don't have to be
nice, Yuki-san! Be honest!
**[19:19] Yuki**
I am, though! I can't lie!
**[19:23] Manana**
Then let me smell!
**[19:25] Chio**
What?!
**[19:31] Manana**
She's right! You don't stink!
**[19:33] Chio**
No, I don't!
**[19:34] Manana**
But I could've sworn I smelled some
tremendous beastly smell earlier...
**[19:39] Chio**
Actually, now that you mention it...
**[19:46] Chio**
It reeks! What the hell?!
**[19:49] Chio**
My nose is still on my face, right?
**[19:51] Chio**
Why is it just here?
**[19:55] Chio**
Come to think of it,
when I left the house today...
**[19:58] (Flashback) Chio**
There, there, good boy.
You're so full of energy again.
**[20:03] (Flashback) Chio**
Hey, stop it. I'm ticklish there.
**[20:07] Chio**
It must be Chop's saliva.
**[20:09] Yuki**
Do doggies' mouths smell that bad?
**[20:10] Manana**
*I see.*
**[20:12] Manana**
* It's all because of her dog.*
* Chio-chan doesn't actually smell.*
**[20:12] Chio**
Well, my dog's teeth are really bad.
**[20:17] Manana**
* Thank goodness. Wild Game didn't*
* actually exist in this world.*
**[20:23] Manana**
*Then why...*
**[20:25] Manana**
*didn't Makiyama-kun choose me?!*
**[20:28] Chio**
I'm gonna go to the bathroom in
the convenience store to wipe it off.
**[20:30] Yuki**
Okay!
**[20:33] Manana**
S-Say... Do you know
Makiyama-kun from our class?
**[20:37] Yuki**
Oh, you mean Kensuke-kun.
**[20:39] Manana**
*Oh, you're on a first-name basis...*
**[20:42] Manana**
I-It seems like he got
a girlfriend recently...
**[20:46] Manana**
I was... sort of going for him.
**[20:51] Yuki**
Really?
**[20:52] Yuki**
Oh, but you haven't actually
asked him out, right?
**[20:55] Manana**
Huh? Right...
**[20:57] Yuki**
Thank goodness!
**[20:59] Yuki**
You see, Kensuke-kun only likes pretty girls.
**[21:04] Manana**
You don't say...
**[21:06] Manana**
*Ah...*
**[21:07] Manana**
*Death Scythe Hosokawa...*
**[21:09] Manana**
*You truly are a cruel angel...*
**[21:11] Chio**
I'm back!
**[21:14] Manana**
*I see.*
**[21:16] Manana**
* Since Makiyama-kun only likes pretty*
* girls, I didn't stand a chance!*
**[21:21] Manana**
*Thank goodness I didn't get hurt!*
**[21:28] Yuki**
Sniff, sniff, sniff, whiff, whiff, whiff.
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[21:30] Yuki**
Ah, what a lovely scent.
**[21:33] Manana**
What do you smell like, Momo-senpai?
**[21:36] Chio**
Yeah!
**[21:37] Manana**
Yeah!
**[21:39] Momo**
Where did that come from?
**[21:40] Manana**
Sensei, you always have a
girl standing next to you.
**[21:43] Manana**
I hope you're mindful of how you smell.
**[21:47] Momo**
Oh, but...
**[21:48] Momo**
I don't mind the smell of
a hard-working older man...
**[21:55] Goto**
*Older man?*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[23:28] manana**
Next time on *Chio's School Road*...
**[23:30] chio**
Really?!
**[23:30] manana**
"Just One Masterful Method"...
**[23:31] chio**
What?
**[23:32] manana**
...and "Yuki-chan Bares It All."
**[23:35] manana**
Look forward to it!
**[23:36] all**
La, la, la, the last episode!
# 12 - Just One Masterful Method / Yuki-chan Bares It All
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY1X93P7Y/chios-school-road)
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***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[01:30] Chio**
Chop, Chop, you reek of dog...
***SIGN*** Just One Masterful Method
**[01:35] Chio**
You reek of dog...
**[01:38] Chio**
Reek of dog, reek of—
**[01:40] Chiharu**
Hey.
**[01:51] Chio**
*What?!*
**[01:52] Chio**
* What's she doing at my house?*
* How'd she get my address?*
**[01:55] Chio**
*Is this some kind of raid?*
**[01:59] Chio**
What? Did you want something?
**[02:02] Chio**
Wait, is this going to turn violent?!
I have to head to school—
**[02:06] Chio**
Don't grab my skirt like it's my collar!
**[02:08] Chiharu**
Hey, you...
**[02:09] Chio**
Yes?!
**[02:10] Chiharu**
Are you smart?
**[02:13] Chio**
Uh, my grades? They're average, I guess?
**[02:17] Chio**
*They're below average, actually...*
**[02:19] Chiharu**
I see.
**[02:20] Chiharu**
I'm having some trouble with my homework.
**[02:24] Chio**
Um...
**[02:25] Chiharu**
Mayu-nii is useless when
it comes to studying,
**[02:28] Chiharu**
so you guys were the only ones
I could think of to go to.
**[02:31] Chiharu**
*Stare...*
**[02:34] Chio**
Oh, uh, please, allow me to help you.
**[02:37] Chiharu**
All right.
**[02:38] Chio**
*What?!*
**[02:40] Chio**
* What's with her attitude?*
* What a cocky little shit!*
**[02:42] Chio**
*But it's just grade school homework.*
**[02:44] Chio**
* I'll show her how smart*
* high school girls can be!*
***SIGN*** Answer
**[02:47] Sign**
Question 1: These 2 triangles are congruent.
Find the length of line A.
**[02:49] Chio**
*Oh, a diagram question.*
**[02:52] Chio**
*What?*
**[02:53] Chio**
*This is way harder than I was expecting...*
**[02:56] Chio**
* Come to think of it, Chiharu-chan*
* goes to Eihei Girls' Academy,*
**[02:59] Chio**
* which is a pretty famous*
* prep school for rich girls.*
**[03:01] Chio**
*Shit. What should I do?*
**[03:04] Chiharu**
Oh.
**[03:04] Chiharu**
That's the wrong one.
**[03:06] Chio**
Huh?
**[03:07] Chiharu**
I can answer that one.
**[03:08] Chio**
Huh?!
**[03:09] Chio**
By the way, Chiharu-chan,
how'd you know my address?
***SIGN*** Miyamo
**[03:12] Chiharu**
Oh, when I was borrowing Mayu-nii's PC,
**[03:15] Chiharu**
I happened to see your
address marked on the map.
***SIGN*** Miyamo's House
**[03:18] Chio**
Oh, I see.
**[03:19] Chio**
*Wait...*
**[03:21] Chiharu**
Found it. Here.
**[03:22] Chio**
Okay...
**[03:23] Chio**
Let's see, the subject is... social studies?
***SIGN*** Using your current abilities, explain how you would earn 500 yen within 24 hours.
**[03:27] Narrator**
Using your current abilities, explain how
you would earn 500 yen within 24 hours.
**[03:33] Chio**
*Whoa, this is hardcore.*
**[03:36] Chio**
* Are they, like... trying to*
* instill business sense*
**[03:38] Chio**
*in these girls while they're still young?*
**[03:40] Chio**
*Eihei Girls' Academy is amazing.*
**[03:43] Chio**
*If I were Chiharu-chan...*
**[03:45] Chio**
*Something I could do to make money...*
***SIGN*** @saito
05 for just the bottom
08 for both top and bottom
@chii
No strings attached lol
@saito
Thanks
**[03:49] Chiharu**
I'll do it back there.
**[03:51] Guy**
School... girl...
**[03:53] Chiharu**
That'll be 20K.
**[03:56] Chio**
*The worst... I am the absolute worst!*
**[03:59] Chio**
Just curious... What did you think
up for this, Chiharu-chan?
**[04:02] Chiharu**
Yeah, about that...
As soon as we got this assignment...
**[04:07] (Flashback) Chiharu**
Mugging someone.
**[04:09] (Flashback) Teacher**
Mugging refers to the action in which one
coerces another to give them money.
**[04:13] (Flashback) Teacher**
I cannot allow that.
Indisputable criminal acts are not allowed.
**[04:17] (Flashback) Teacher**
However, new business ventures
usually start from a gray area,
**[04:20] (Flashback) Teacher**
so keep that in mind.
**[04:22] (Flashback) All**
Yes, sir.
**[04:24] Chiharu**
Is what he said.
**[04:25] Chio**
*Is that school really okay?*
**[04:27] (Flashback) Ando**
Five hundred yen?
You mean without mugging someone?
**[04:31] Ando**
Then you could go find a bike lying
around somewhere and sell it for parts.
***SIGN*** Yashimura
**[04:36] Chiharu**
Mayu-nii impressed me, as always,
**[04:38] Chiharu**
but I don't know how to
take apart any machines.
**[04:41] Chiharu**
You're currently in high school, aren't you?!
**[04:43] Chiharu**
Now, tell me!
**[04:46] Chio**
*This is my chance...*
**[04:48] Chio**
*to show this cocky little shit*
**[04:53] Chio**
*my dignity as an older woman.*
**[04:56] Chiharu**
Hey...
**[04:57] Chio**
There's a way.
**[05:00] Chio**
Just one masterful way.
***SIGN*** Flammable trash bag for home use
**[05:04] Chiharu**
What's that?
**[05:06] Chio**
All the empty cans that my dad drank from.
**[05:09] Chio**
Someone I know once told me...
**[05:11] (Flashback) Master**
My job?
**[05:13] (Flashback) Master**
Collecting cans brings in a lot of cash,
but you need to be smart about it.
**[05:18] Chio**
The factory not far from here
apparently buys them.
**[05:21] Chiharu**
Huh...
**[05:23] Chio**
I call it the "Get Rich Quick By
Selling Recyclable Waste" plan!
**[05:28] Chio**
Not only are you recycling, but it fits
in with your assignment, doesn't it?
**[05:32] Chiharu**
True...
**[05:34] Chiharu**
You're pretty smart.
**[05:36] Chio**
Well, yeah. I have a lot
more experience than you.
**[05:39] Chio**
*Yes! Just a little more...*
**[05:44] Chiharu**
H-Hey, do we have to flatten all of these?
**[05:47] Chio**
Of course!
**[05:48] Chio**
Always sell goods in their best condition!
**[05:50] Chio**
That's common sense!
**[05:52] Chio**
It'll be flattened during the
recycling process anyway,
**[05:54] Chio**
so if we go ahead and do it for
them, they'll appreciate it!
**[05:57] Chio**
Plus, it takes up less space,
so it'll be easier to carry around.
**[06:00] Chio**
Howzat?!
**[06:02] Chiharu**
T-True...
**[06:03] Chio**
Right?!
**[06:05] Chio**
They remove the water from orange juice
to make it lighter for transport, too!
**[06:09] Chiharu**
H-Hey...
**[06:11] Chiharu**
There are hard cans and soft cans.
Do we need to separate them?
**[06:16] Chio**
*Got her.*
**[06:18] Chio**
I think we just need the hard ones.
**[06:20] Chio**
Harder material is always better, right?
**[06:22] Chio**
I mean, diamonds are the hardest.
**[06:25] Chiharu**
Right...
**[06:26] Chio**
Okay, let's go.
**[06:27] Chiharu**
R-Right...
**[06:38] Chio**
Go ahead and put it in here.
**[06:40] Chiharu**
Okay...
**[06:44] Boy**
Yah!
**[07:04] Chiharu**
What... is this?
**[07:05] Hebino**
What is it? It's how much you get
for three kilograms of steel cans!
***SIGN*** We buy aluminum cans for a high price!!
**[07:08] Hebino**
And did you have to bring
such a half-assed amount?
**[07:11] Hebino**
Also, don't smash the cans!
**[07:13] Hebino**
It messes with the machines
when we press them!
**[07:15] Chio**
Sorry...
**[07:17] Chiharu**
What?
**[07:17] Hebino**
Also, next time, just bring
aluminum cans instead!
**[07:19] Hebino**
They're worth ten times more!
**[07:21] Hebino**
God, what a waste of time!
**[07:24] Chiharu**
The aluminum cans are the softer cans, right?
**[07:28] Chiharu**
Didn't you say...
**[07:29] Chio**
I did not.
**[07:31] Chiharu**
What? But you said something about
diamonds being hard, so the harder ones—
**[07:34] Chio**
I said no such thing.
**[07:35] Chiharu**
And you said they'd be worth
more if we flattened—
**[07:37] Chio**
I did not!
**[07:40] Chiharu**
Uh, you're not a kid, so stop yelling.
This was your mistake, wasn't it?
**[07:45] Chiharu**
Just admit it.
**[07:46] Chio**
Was not.
**[07:47] Chiharu**
Uh, speak up.
**[07:48] Chio**
Then...
**[07:49] Chio**
You should've just looked it up yourself!
Don't put this all on me!
**[07:52] Chio**
Also, if we'd used the aluminum cans,
you'd have passed the assignment, right?
**[07:55] Chio**
So just write that you used aluminum ones!
**[07:58] Chio**
It's not like I...
**[08:01] Chiharu**
Hey, are you...
**[08:04] Chiharu**
actually crying?
**[08:09] Chio**
We worked so hard...
and it was only worth 50 yen!
**[08:14] Chiharu**
Seriously?
**[08:15] Chiharu**
H-Hey, stop crying. You can use that
money to buy some chocolate, okay?
**[08:22] Chiharu**
* Well, if anything, I now know for*
* sure that she's not Mayu-nii's girl.*
**[08:26] Chiharu**
*She's way too pathetic.*
**[08:28] Chiharu**
*At least I found that out.*
**[08:30] Chiharu**
Come on, stop crying. We're in public.
**[08:33] Chio**
Yeah... What's this line for, anyway?
**[08:36] Manana**
Ah.
**[08:37] Chio**
Huh? Manana!
**[08:39] Manana**
Chio-chan... and Andou's sister?!
**[08:41] Chio**
What are you doing?
**[08:42] Manana**
Apparently the shop up ahead
is having a crazy sale.
***SIGN*** Sale!!
**[08:46] Chio**
Huh?! But we have to go to school!
**[08:48] Manana**
Not to worry! I'm taking the day off.
**[08:50] Chio**
You can't! Come on, we're going to school.
**[08:51] Manana**
Hey, stop it!
**[08:53] Chio**
Who am I supposed to hang out with
at lunch if you're not there?!
**[08:55] Manana**
Shut up! Just faceplant
on your desk and sleep!
**[08:57] Chio**
Besides, that shop's super expensive,
**[08:59] Chio**
so with your allowance,
you could only buy, like, a coaster!
**[09:02] Manana**
Huh? What?
**[09:03] Chio**
It'd be a waste of time to stand in line
**[09:05] Chio**
for hours just to buy something
for a few hundred yen!
**[09:07] Manana**
Y-You really think s—
**[09:09] Chio**
Come on, let's go!
Otherwise I'm telling the school on you!
**[09:11] Manana**
Uh... W-Wait a sec... Th-Th...
**[09:13] Manana**
Then I'll sell it!
**[09:15] Manana**
I'll sell the right to stand here to someone!
**[09:19] Manana**
I don't want all the time I spent
in line to go to waste! No! No!
**[09:21] Chio**
M-Manana!
**[09:22] Lady**
W-Wait!
**[09:24] Lady**
I'll take that spot! Okay?
**[09:26] Lady 2**
Hey, I'll buy it for 1,000 yen!
**[09:29] Lady 1**
Then I'll pay 1,500 yen!
**[09:31] Lady 2**
Then I'll pay 2,000 yen!
**[09:32] Lady 1**
Then I'll pay 2,500 yen!
**[09:36] Manana**
Did that actually work out?
I mean, it's not a bad thing...
**[09:42] Chiharu**
A line agent...
**[09:43] Chiharu**
It costs me nothing.
**[09:44] Chiharu**
And if it only requires standing,
even I could do it.
**[09:48] Chiharu**
It's perfect...
**[09:49] Manana**
Hm?
**[09:51] Chiharu**
It's perfect!
**[09:52] Manana**
Huh? What is?
**[09:53] Chiharu**
You're amazing!
**[09:55] Manana**
Huh? I-I am?
**[09:56] Chiharu**
*She beat the crap out of Mayu-nii before, too.*
**[09:59] Chiharu**
*She might actually be amazing!*
**[10:02] Manana**
Hey, Chio-chan... I don't know what's
going on with Andou's sister.
**[10:07] Manana**
I mean, to begin with...
**[10:09] Manana**
Chio-chan?
**[10:10] Chio**
Manana.
**[10:13] Chio**
I think it's pretty obvious that
I get a cut of that money, right?
**[10:17] Manana**
Huh?
**[10:18] Manana**
Wh-Why?
**[10:20] Chio**
If I hadn't passed by, that situation
would never have happened.
**[10:24] Chio**
You would've never received that money.
**[10:26] Manana**
Huh? What?!
**[10:27] Chio**
I'll settle for half.
**[10:28] Chiharu**
* J-Just from being with her*
* for only a few minutes...*
**[10:29] Chio**
Really, half is fine, okay?!
**[10:32] Manana**
N-No way!
**[10:33] Chio**
Then a third will be fine!
**[10:35] Manana**
Wh-What are you—
**[10:35] Manana**
Just a third will be fine!
**[10:37] Chio**
Come on, Manana!
**[10:39] Chiharu**
*She's older than me, but she's such a failure.*
**[10:42] Chiharu**
* She acts like a know-it-all*
* toward anyone younger,*
**[10:44] Chiharu**
* she'll shift the blame*
* if she makes a mistake,*
**[10:46] Chiharu**
*and she's underhanded with money.*
**[10:48] Chiharu**
*Man... I was so stupid.*
**[10:51] Chiharu**
* I can't believe I mistook her for*
* the girl that Mayu-nii liked...*
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[10:56] Yuki**
*Chio's School Road*!
**[10:58] Manana**
It sure is hard to make money.
**[11:01] Chio**
Sure is.
**[11:02] Manana**
Why don't you try becoming a pro
at streaming game playthroughs?
**[11:06] Chio**
That won't work.
**[11:07] Chio**
If it's not a game that's officially
recognized, you can't monetize it,
**[11:11] Chio**
and the competition's brutal.
**[11:12] Manana**
Wait, have you already tried it?
**[11:14] Chio**
Nope.
**[11:16] Manana**
Can I search for you?
**[11:17] Chio**
Please don't.
**[11:19] Chio**
I got curious about the word
"streak" in "kill streak"...
**[11:22] Manana**
Sorry, but I don't even know
what "kill streak" means.
**[11:26] Chio**
And then I ended up on the word "streaking."
**[11:29] Chio**
Apparently it's some societal protest thing
**[11:32] Chio**
you do by running around
the city completely naked,
**[11:34] Chio**
and it was really popular
to do in the seventies.
***SIGN*** Yuki-chan Bares It All
**[11:37] Manana**
What? They got naked just
to express their opinions?
**[11:40] Manana**
Man, people in the seventies were stupid!
**[11:43] Yuki**
But... you know...
**[11:45] Yuki**
that must feel fantastic!
**[11:48] Both**
Uh... Yuki-chan?
**[11:50] Chio**
Wait, you have a desire to run around naked?
**[11:53] Yuki**
Huh? Well, when I get into my groove
and gain enough speed while running,
**[11:57] Yuki**
I feel like if I take my clothes off,
I might actually become the wind.
**[12:01] Chio**
O-Oh...
**[12:05] Chio**
You don't walk around your
room naked, do you, Yuki-chan?
**[12:10] Yuki**
Wait, did I mention that before?
**[12:12] Chio**
*I was right!*
**[12:13] Chio**
No... You hadn't told us before.
**[12:15] Yuki**
Huh? D-Did I say something
I shouldn't have again?
**[12:19] Yuki**
But I at least wear an apron when I'm eating!
**[12:22] Both**
Wait, what new sort of
apron-only trend is that?
**[12:26] Chio**
*Wait... Based on that explanation,*
**[12:27] Chio**
* it's not just her room. She walks*
* around her entire house naked.*
**[12:31] Chio**
* I knew it. There's more to*
* Yuki-chan than meets the eye.*
**[12:36] Chio**
Do the other kids in our class know that?
**[12:39] Yuki**
No... I don't think my
friends from class know yet.
**[12:43] Yuki**
I'm pretty sure there are a
lot of others like me, though.
**[12:47] Chio**
Yeah, this girl's trouble.
**[12:49] Yuki**
My parents are like that, too.
**[12:51] Chio**
Her whole family's trouble!
**[12:54] Yuki**
What are you guys doing? Let me join in!
**[12:57] Girl**
We're playing Ghost Blitz!
**[12:59] Chio**
*Even though Yuki-chan's the queen bee,*
**[13:02] Chio**
* she'd always cheerfully interact*
* with below average girls like us.*
**[13:05] Chio**
*She's really, really important...*
**[13:08] Chio**
* To keep me from being harassed*
* by any of the normie groups,*
**[13:10] Chio**
*she's a really important...*
**[13:12] Chio**
*deter—*
**[13:12] Chio**
*friend!*
**[13:15] Chio**
*I have to tell her as a friend*
**[13:16] Chio**
* that she shouldn't tell others*
* about that since it's not normal!*
**[13:19] Chio**
*She might hate me for it...*
**[13:22] Chio**
*But she's my friend!*
**[13:24] Chio**
Manana?
**[13:25] Manana**
Yuki-san...
**[13:28] Manana**
Isn't being naked awesome?
**[13:30] Manana**
I walk around my house naked, too!
**[13:32] Chio**
Argh! This bitch went
all-in on the flattery!
**[13:37] Manana**
* I'm naked when I take a bath,*
* so I'm not exactly lying.*
**[13:46] Yuki**
Manana-chan...
**[13:49] Yuki**
Is that true?
**[13:51] Manana**
Huh?!
**[13:53] Yuki**
You're not teasing me... are you?
**[13:57] Yuki**
My dad told me that being
naked is a natural thing,
**[14:00] Yuki**
and it's okay to be proud of it.
**[14:02] Yuki**
It's fine if people don't understand,
**[14:04] Yuki**
but it's also okay to get angry if
people tease me for it, he said.
**[14:08] Yuki**
So...
**[14:11] Yuki**
I can believe you, right?
**[14:13] Yuki**
You go about your everyday life
in your house naked, right?
**[14:22] Manana**
*You piece of shit!*
**[14:23] Manana**
U-Um...
**[14:25] Manana**
O-Of course it's true! I mean, I, uh...
**[14:27] Manana**
Even now...
**[14:28] Manana**
I-I-I-I-If I could...
**[14:32] Manana**
I wish I could go to school
without any panties on.
**[14:35] Chio**
* What? She panicked and made the*
* worst possible move, that fool.*
**[14:42] Chio**
*Huh?*
**[14:42] Yuki**
Me, too!
**[14:44] Manana**
Huh?
**[14:45] Manana**
Huh?!
**[14:45] Chio**
Huh?
**[14:46] Manana**
Wait... Yuki-san?!
**[14:46] Manana**
It's fine! It's fine!
***SIGN*** 2 Minutes Later
**[14:49] Manana**
*The material of the skirt is
touching... It feels so weird.*
**[14:55] Yuki**
Thanks for waiting!
**[14:56] Chio**
Manana, did you really—
**[15:01] Chio**
* Seriously?! I mean that*
* in so many ways right now!*
**[15:03] Chio**
Let's go that way!
**[15:04] Yuki**
Yup!
**[15:10] Manana**
Eek!
**[15:13] Yuki**
Manana-chan, Manana-chan!
**[15:14] Yuki**
You're fine! Great voice! Nice job!
**[15:17] Manana**
At what?! This is way more
embarrassing than I thought it'd be!
**[15:20] Yuki**
Don't just stand there! Be bold and free!
**[15:23] Yuki**
Oh, hey, a cockroach.
**[15:24] Manana**
Wait, where?!
**[15:26] Yuki**
No, over here.
**[15:27] Manana**
G-Gross! Where is it?!
**[15:29] Yuki**
Looking good!
**[15:30] Manana**
Wait, what? No way!
**[15:32] Manana**
Damn you, Yuki-chan!
**[15:35] Manana**
Take this! Wind attack!
**[15:39] Yuki**
Manana-chan! The wind tickles!
**[15:42] Yuki**
Jeez!
**[15:45] Manana**
I think I'm getting used to this.
**[15:46] Yuki**
Right?
**[15:47] Manana**
Maybe it's not so bad after all.
**[15:50] Manana**
It's making me walk with my legs together,
so don't I look more girly?
**[15:54] Yuki**
I feel so free, I might just
start running at any moment!
**[15:58] Manana**
Come on, Yuki-chan!
You can't do that. It'll be visible!
**[16:01] Manana**
Besides, you always want to run.
**[16:03] Yuki**
You think so?
**[16:05] Chio**
* Uh... They sorta look*
* like they're having fun.*
**[16:08] Manana**
Hey, stop that, Yuki-chan!
**[16:10] Yuki**
You, too, Manana-chan!
**[16:11] Manana**
Let go of me!
**[16:15] Chio**
Hey!
**[16:18] Manana**
Sorry. I'd rather not have
one of your kind touching me.
**[16:22] Yuki**
What's the matter?
**[16:23] Manana**
Oh, nothing at all!
**[16:25] Chio**
*Huh? What the hell was that?*
**[16:26] Chio**
* Like when that one tropical island tribe*
* bungee jumps to prove their adulthood,*
**[16:30] Chio**
* and laughs at the ones who*
* couldn't go through with it?!*
**[16:32] Chio**
Wait. That'd make me super boring!
**[16:34] Chio**
No! I need a different analogy!
**[16:37] Chio**
*Yes...*
***SIGN*** Chi-oh
**[16:37] Chio**
* It's like two slaves that*
* start bragging about*
**[16:41] Chio**
*how beautiful the chains on their legs are!*
**[16:44] Manana**
Isn't my chain gorgeous?
**[16:46] Yuki**
Mine's new!
**[16:48] Chio**
* Before you know it, they're laughing*
* at the one not wearing any chains!*
**[16:51] Manana**
She doesn't have a chain on.
**[16:52] Yuki**
Lame.
**[16:53] Chio**
Gulp!
**[16:54] Chio**
Damn it! Who do you think
you are, you damn slaves?!
**[17:01] Chio**
* But I don't think I've seen Manana*
* laugh like that in a long time.*
**[17:05] Chio**
* She's laughing way more*
* than when she's with me...*
**[17:08] Chio**
*Why? All you did was go commando!*
**[17:11] Chio**
* How does one piece of cloth*
* make such a difference?*
**[17:13] Chio**
* No... Panties are the*
* very symbol of intellect!*
**[17:17] Chio**
*The seal that keeps instincts at bay.*
**[17:19] Chio**
*In other words...*
**[17:21] Chio**
*panties are a binding spell!*
**[17:26] Guy**
Welcome.
**[17:27] Chio**
Um... I'd like to use the bathroom.
**[17:33] Chio**
Manana, Yuki-chan! Wait!
**[17:41] Manana**
Chio-chan?!
**[17:42] Chio**
*Just you wait!*
**[17:43] Chio**
*This is my...*
**[17:47] Chio**
*resolve!*
**[17:51] Chio**
Holy shit! This is super exciting!
**[17:54] Both**
Chio-chan!
**[18:00] Chio**
* I never knew I could be*
* so honest with myself!*
**[18:03] Chio**
*Going commando...*
**[18:05] Chio**
*is the best!*
**[18:08] Kushitori**
Oh, I see you're all frolicking about.
**[18:12] Kushitori**
By the way, all of you
seem extra radiant today.
**[18:16] Kushitori**
I wonder why...
**[18:21] Chio**
*This is bad!*
**[18:22] Chio**
* I didn't expect to run*
* into Kushitori-senpai...*
**[18:24] Chio**
* If she finds out we've all gone*
* commando, we're finished!*
**[18:27] Chio**
*Our you-know-whats will be done for!*
**[18:29] Manana**
Well, we're first-years in high school
**[18:32] Manana**
and smack dab in the middle of our youth!
**[18:34] Manana**
Of course we're radiant!
**[18:37] Kushitori**
True... You three are always very radiant.
**[18:40] All**
Yes!
**[18:42] Chio**
*We have to get away...*
**[18:43] Kushitori**
Okay!
**[18:44] Kushitori**
Let's play kabaddi!
**[18:45] Chio**
*Why?!*
**[18:47] Kushitori**
You fools! You need to put that radiant
energy of yours toward something!
**[18:51] Kushitori**
Am I wrong?
**[18:53] Kushitori**
Youth means sports, and sports means?
**[18:55] Chio**
E-sports?
**[18:56] Manana**
Sumo wrestling?
**[18:57] Kushitori**
Exactly! The answer's kabaddi!
**[18:58] Yuki**
That sounds great!
**[19:00] Both**
What?!
**[19:05] Kushitori**
All right, that's the mid-line.
**[19:07] Kushitori**
You girls can go first.
**[19:08] Yuki**
Let's do this!
**[19:09] Manana**
Calm down, Yuki-chan!
**[19:10] Chio**
Your you-know-what will be gone! Done for!
**[19:12] Kushitori**
Okay, so Yuki-chan's the raider. Bring it!
**[19:15] Yuki**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Va
**[19:22] Chio**
Yuki-chan!
**[19:25] Kushitori**
Nice tackle!
**[19:26] Kushitori**
Miyamo! Despite all your complaining,
you actually want to play kaba—
**[19:29] Kushitori**
Miyamo, where are you going?!
**[19:30] Manana**
Sorry, Kushitori-senpai!
**[19:32] Manana**
We all have to pee, and we were just
in the middle of looking for a bathroom!
**[19:36] Kushitori**
* So they were holding in their*
* pee and about to burst...*
**[19:40] Kushitori**
No wonder they looked so radiant!
**[19:45] Chio**
Come on!
**[19:46] Chio**
You need to be more careful, Yuki-chan!
**[19:48] Yuki**
Jeez, I had no idea it was visible...
**[19:49] Yuki**
Who knew that would happen?
**[19:51] Chio**
I don't think you've learned at all!
**[19:53] Yuki**
I have, really!
**[19:56] Manana**
There's some news about someone
**[19:58] Manana**
being fined 300,000 yen for
exposing themselves on the streets.
**[20:01] Chio**
That's a lot!
**[20:06] Chio**
You could buy VR with that!
**[20:07] Yuki**
Actually, if that's all it costs...
**[20:10] Yuki**
If I dip into all the New Year's
money I've been saving...
**[20:14] Yuki**
I could pull that off at least once...
**[20:17] Both**
No!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[20:19] All**
*Chio's School Road*!
**[20:22] Kushitori**
* Something's not sitting*
* quite right with me...*
**[20:25] Kushitori**
* Like I was missing something*
* the whole time...*
**[20:30] (Flashback) Kushitori**
And sports means?
**[20:31] (Flashback) Chio**
E-sports?
**[20:32] (Flashback) Manana**
Sumo wrestling?
**[20:33] (Flashback) Manana**
Sumo wrestling... Sumo, sumo, sumo... dosukoi.
**[20:35] Kushitori**
*Women's sumo wrestling?!*
**[20:38] Kushitori**
I should've gone with that!
**[20:40] Narrator**
Uh, we ended up with extra time,
so have some previews.
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[20:45] Chio**
* This is a hunt. I'll hunt,*
* and hunt, and hunt some more!*
**[20:49] Chio**
Hold it.
**[20:50] Chio**
Where do you think you're going?
**[20:52] Ando**
I love you!
**[20:57] Chiharu**
Mayu-nii... Why?
**[20:59] Chio**
That bastard... Scaring the crap
out of me first thing in the morning!
**[21:02] Guy**
Hey, you must really be
able to hold your liquor.
**[21:05] Manana**
I've been framed!
**[21:08] Yuki**
Sports?
**[21:10] Marina**
Just her school garments?!
**[21:13] Fuyumi**
Hmph, you peons.
**[21:15] Girl**
Marina! Beneath you!
**[21:17] Chiharu**
You sure use polite language,
but those are some panties...
**[21:25] Marina**
Urf.
**[21:27] Chiharu**
I've taken care of all your peons.
**[21:29] Chiharu**
You guys are all that's
left, the Seven Spears!
**[21:32] Chiharu**
I'll be back here in a week, waiting for you!
***SIGN*** Mad Dog
***SIGN*** Andou Chiharu
**[21:35] Nar**
Mad Dog: Andou Chiharu.
**[21:37] Mafuyu**
Hmph. Know your place.
***SIGN*** Thumbelina
***SIGN*** Noujou Fuyumi
**[21:40] Nar**
Thumbelina: Noujou Fuyumi.
**[21:43] [SONG] Sign**
Psychopath
***SIGN*** Endou Ichigo
**[21:43] Nar**
Psychopath: Endou Ichigo.
***SIGN*** The Assassin of Moriyama
***SIGN*** Ogawara Hibiki
**[21:46] Nar**
The Assassin of Moriyama: Ogawara Hibiki.
***SIGN*** Two Hands
***SIGN*** Takagi Youko
**[21:49] Nar**
Two Hands: Takagi Youko.
***SIGN*** Typhoon
***SIGN*** Aotsuka Makoto
**[21:52] Nar**
Typhoon: Aotsuka Makoto.
**[21:54] [SONG] Sign**
Teacher Slayer
***SIGN*** Hama Éclair
**[21:55] Nar**
Teacher Slayer: Hama Éclair.
**[21:58] [SONG] Sign**
Colossus
***SIGN*** Kairiki Ayame
**[21:59] Nar**
Colossus: Kairiki Ayame.
**[22:04] Chiharu**
I'm going to win for my friends!
***SIGN*** Chio's
***SIGN*** School Road
**[22:07] Girl**
Thanks for watching!
**[22:12] Chio**
*My name is Miyamo Chio.*
**[22:14] Chio**
*I'm a member of the soft tennis club.*
**[22:16] Chio**
*High school first-year.*
**[22:18] Chio**
*The thing I hate most...*
**[22:20] Chio**
*is standing out.*
**[22:23] Manana**
Chio-chan!
**[22:24] Yuki**
Are you okay, Chio-chan?
**[22:26] Some**
Are you all right, Miyamo-san?
**[22:28] Chio**
Don't push me, old guy!
**[22:29] Chio**
Nyooo!
**[22:31] Ando**
What are you yelling for, little girl?
**[22:35] Ando**
"Nyooo"? What the heck?
**[22:37] Staff**
And cut!
**[22:38] Ando**
Did you hear her? She said, "Nyooo!"
**[22:41] Staff**
Come on.
**[22:45] Yuki**
Oh, my!
**[22:52] Chio**
Um...
**[22:53] Chio**
Sorry...
**[22:53] Manana**
I, uh...
**[22:58] Ando**
...and now looks like a clown.
**[23:00] Ando**
That's what you're saying, right?
**[23:02] Chio**
*Crap! He's totally going to headbutt me.*
**[23:04] Chio**
*I can't dodge!*
**[23:08] Staff**
Cut! Someone bring the first-aid kit!
**[23:09] Ando**
I'm so sorry!
**[23:13] Manana**
The annoying customer you
mentioned... Is that him?
**[23:20] Manana**
Chio-chan?!
**[23:22] Ando**
Heavy!
**[23:22] Chio**
Ow!
**[23:23] Manana**
Oh, jeez...
**[23:23] Chio**
Heavy? How dare you?!
**[23:26] Chio**
No one cares about that.
**[23:29] Manana**
Chio-chan!
**[23:31] Chio**
Help! My arms can't...
**[23:34] Manana**
Ah.
**[23:35] All**
Chio-chan!
**[23:37] Staff**
Cut! Stop filming! Stop filming!