Season 1

1 - Because the School Is There / Chio-chan and Hosokawa-san

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Because the School Is There
[01:37] Chio
    Oh, crap! I'm going to be late!
[01:40] Chio
    Okay, stay calm...
[01:42] Chio
    I'm currently somewhere around
    here, and school is over there.
[01:46] Chio
    According to my calculations,
    I'll just barely make it.
[01:49] Chio
    If I turn here and then go straight...
[01:58] Chio
    If I just go...
[02:01] Chio
    straight through here...
SIGN    Under Construction
    Road Closed
[02:05] Chio
    I'm finished...
SIGN    Tardiness Guaranteed
SIGN    Detour Map
[02:09] Chio
    I didn't hear anything about construction!
[02:11] Chio
    You can't be serious!
    And this detour is so out of the way!
[02:13] Chio
    Why is this happening?
    What did I do to deserve this?
SIGN    Three Hours Prior
[02:28] Chio
    All right! Assassination complete!
[02:31] Chio
    I'm glad I took my time!
[02:32] Chio
    Now, I just need to run...
[02:34] Chio
    Oh, crap! They found me!
[02:36] Chio
    Damn it! They're so persistent!
[02:38] Chio
    A dead end?
[02:39] Chio
    Don't you dare underestimate... my skills!
[02:49] Chio
    All right! I beat it!
[02:59] Chio
    Wait. I brought this upon myself.
[03:02] Chio
    I totally fell asleep at the door.
[03:02] (Flashback) Mom
    Wha... Chio?! Hey!
[03:05] Chio
    This isn't good.
[03:05] Chio bg
    Wait, what's that blood?
[03:06] Chio
    My school makes an example
    out of kids who are tardy.
[03:09] Chio
    I'll have to stand with the delinquents.
[03:10] Chio
    It's scary, it draws attention
    to me, and it sucks!
[03:13] Chio
    What am I going to do? At this rate...
[03:21] Chio
    If I were to climb up this pole, could
    I actually just keep going straight?
[03:26] Chio
    No way... I've been playing
    way too many video games.
[03:30] Chio
    I'm just a high school girl,
    not some legendary assassin.
[03:33] Chio
    Jeez, I'm way too easily influenced.
[03:35] Chio
    Is this what they call "game brain"?
[03:39] Chio
    I'll be good and just turn back...
[04:08] Chio
    That didn't go the way
    I thought it would at all!
[04:10] Chio
    Man, now my uniform's dirty!
[04:13] Chio
    But now I can move ahead.
[04:16] Chio
    I think I'll take this shortcut
    a little further...
[04:29] Guy 1
    Wait, the road's closed?
[04:31] Guy 2
    Seriously?
[04:35] Chio
    Kitty, kitty, kitty...
[04:55] Chio
    Hup, one, two... Hup, one, two...
[05:31] Lady
    You're laughing way too much!
[05:40] Chio
    Shh...
[05:54] Chio
    Hey... I think...
[05:59] Chio
    This might actually be fun...
[06:15] Chio
    It's so pretty...
[06:19] Chio
    I seriously sort of feel like I'm
    an assassin from a video game.
[06:24] Chio
    I feel like I'm doing something naughty.
[06:26] Chio
    I cut off my middle finger
    so I can use my hidden weapon.
[06:29] Chio
    I am the legendary assassin...
[06:34] Chio
    I may take risks, but I'm never late...
    That is my creed.
[06:41] Guy
    Man, it's bright.
[06:43] Guy
    I could've sworn someone was out here.
[06:45] Guy
    I must've imagined it.
[06:48] Chio
    Thank goodness. He didn't see me.
[06:53] Guy
    The sun's working overtime today!
[06:55] Chio
    He's just brushing his teeth...
    It shouldn't take long.
[07:14] Chio
    Glasses guard!
[07:20] Chio
    If I move away slowly,
    everything should be okay!
[07:25] Chio
    My dad does this, too!
[07:27] Chio
    Why do old guys always gag
    when they brush their teeth?!
SIGN    Regrets It 5 Minutes Later
[07:40] Chio
    I never should have done this!
[07:44] Chio
    Oh, crap! I didn't actually
    have time to play assassin!
[07:47] Chio
    I need to get down!
[07:52] Chio
    There's my school. I'm getting closer.
[07:55] Chio
    I need a spot that'll be easy to get down...
[07:58] Chio
    Somewhere no one will see me... Somewhere...
[08:04] Chio
    Huh? Don't tell me I've actually...
[08:07] Chio
    been checkmated.
[08:09] Chio
    This distance...
[08:12] Chio
    is not a distance I can jump, is it?
[08:15] Chio
    I could get down if I use my hands, but...
[08:16] Guy
    Ooh, close-up!
SIGN    trashscum Spotted a wild school girl. mizukosi I can see her panties
[08:18] Girl
    Ew, Miyamo-san's like a monkey.
[08:21] Girl 2
    Seriously.
[08:22] Guy
    Hey, let's give her a nickname.
[08:23] Girl
    Hey, it's Yellow Monkey.
[08:25] Guy
    Hey, the Yellow Monkey's here.
[08:26] Guy
    It's Yellow Monkey.
[08:27] Girl
    Yellow Monkey...
[08:28] Chio
    Damn it! All of you are yellow, too!
[08:33] Chio
    That's totally what would happen!
[08:35] Chio
    If I want to live a normal school life,
[08:37] Chio
    I can't stand out, no matter what!
[08:39] Chio
    What should I do? Go back the way
    I came? But I don't have time...
[08:44] Chio
    What's all that racket?
[08:49] Mom
    Oh, dear...
[08:54] Chio
    Oh, I see. His balloon got stuck in a tree.
[08:58] Chio
    I could probably reach it from here...
[09:00] Chio
    But I can't afford to be seen.
[09:03] Chio
    Sorry, little guy.
[09:06] ---
    There's a tall guy.
[09:08] Mom
    Um, excuse me.
[09:10] Mom
    My son's balloon got stuck in this tree...
[09:13] Guy
    Oh, yes, I see it. I shouldn't
    have any problem reaching it.
[09:19] Mom
    Um, could you do that for us?
[09:21] Guy
    No.
[09:23] Guy
    Why would I bother?
[09:27] Guy
    Oh, or are we talking business here?
[09:29] Guy
    Does this come with a contingency fee?
[09:31] Guy
    What about expenses?
    What would be considered a failure?
[09:33] Guy
    Will you pay for my Armanyu
    suit if it gets dirty?
[09:37] Guy
    Could you afford it, even?
[09:38] Guy
    This was made to order and
    has 530,000 attack power.
[09:42] Guy
    By that, I mean the price.
    Oh, and that's without tax.
SIGN    Attack Power 530,000
SIGN    (without tax)
[09:46] Mom
    U-Um, I'm sorry...
[09:52] Guy
    Pbbt.
[09:55] Mom
    Takkun...
[09:58] Chio
    That bastard. I'd like to
    chuck a rock at his head!
[10:00] Chio
    Except I can't really move right now...
[10:03] Chio
    I need to figure out a way I won't be late.
[10:07] Chio
    All I have on hand is this pebble...
[10:09] Guy
    It's so much fun mocking the poor.
[10:12] Chio
    Hey, he's coming this way—
[10:17] Chio
    If there's anything I've learned from staying
    up all night playing video games...
[10:23] Chio
    Even if something seems impossible,
    you can always create your own path.
[10:27] Chio
    And there's one other thing...
[10:28] Guy
    I make in a day what a
    commoner makes in a month...
[10:37] Guy
    Luxury python bag guard!
[10:39] Guy
    It has 225,000 defensive power!
[10:40] Guy
    Oh, by that, I mean the price.
    That's before tax, of course!
[10:45] Chio
    I defeat scumbags for a living.
[10:48] Chio
    My name is Miyamo Chio.
[10:51] Chio
    I'm a member of the soft tennis club.
[10:52] Chio
    High school first-year.
[10:56] Chio
    The thing I hate most...
[10:58] Chio
    is standing out.
[11:03] Chio
    Okay! It actually worked!
    And I totally stuck that landing!
[11:07] Chio
    Woohoo!
[11:10] Chio
    All right! I might actually make it in time!
[11:17] Guy
    He just collapsed out of nowhere.
[11:19] Lady
    Is he drunk?
[11:20] Guy
    Should we take him to the hospital?
[11:23] Mom
    Takkun! Your balloon came down!
[11:26] Mom
    There's a pebble tied to the bottom...
    Was someone up there?
[11:30] Boy
    I know who it was!
[11:31] Boy
    I saw her. Someone who helps those in need...
[11:35] Boy
    That was... an assassin!
[11:38] Boy
    I saw one in Daddy's game!
[11:41] Mom
    I see.
[11:44] Mom
    What's he talking about?
[11:46] Chio
    Oh, this looks good.
[11:51] Chio
    I can finally get back to my usual route.
[11:54] Chio
    Is this some parking lot?
[11:56] Chio
    I didn't know what I was
    going to do for a sec,
[11:58] Chio
    but I somehow managed to
    make it straight through.
[12:01] Chio
    I'm pretty sure no one saw me on the roof,
[12:04] Chio
    so my peaceful school life should be safe.
[12:07] Chio
    Now to just steady my breathing...
[12:11] Chio
    and boldly step out.
[12:13] Chio
    Boldly, so no one will
    think I'm suspicious...
[12:17] Chio
    What's with that guy?
    Why's he looking at me?
[12:19] Chio
    He's staring hard with his pervy eyes.
    He's totally dangerous!
[12:24] Chio
    Is he targeting me because I look weak?
[12:26] Chio
    All the more reason to do this boldly.
[12:31] Chio
    Boldly!
[12:36] Chio
    Well? How do you like
    my calm and cool nature?
[12:40] Chio
    Not even a perv would have
    the guts to talk to me.
[12:42] Sign
    Stop
[12:43] Chio
    I win.
[12:47] Chio
    Ah, my comrades.
[12:51] Chio
    We aren't walking to school.
[12:53] Chio
    We're on our triumphant march to school!
[12:58] Guy
    Ow.
[13:00] Chio
    S-Sorry...
[13:01] Girl
    Could you walk faster?
[13:04] Chio
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    Samejima Private Academy
[13:10] Chio
    A lot happened, but thank
    goodness I made it in time.
[13:13] Chio
    I'm here! Now I can live out
    my usual, peaceful school life.
[13:18] Chio
    Good morning!
[13:20] Teach
    Good morning. Full of energy today, eh?
[13:22] Chio
    Yes, sir!
[13:23] Girl
    Good morning!
[13:24] Teach
    Good morning.
[13:25] Girl
    Good morning!
[13:26] Teach
    Morning.
[13:27] Girl
    Hey, did you hear?
[13:28] Girl
    Apparently some girl from our school
    came here from a love hotel today.
[13:31] Girl
    What? Seriously?
[13:33] Teach
    What?!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[13:36] Chio
    Chio's School Road.
SIGN    Samejima Academy compensated dating BBS
[13:40] Teach
    I'm going to save her,
[13:41] Teach
    before any weird rumors start
    to spread among the students.
[13:45] Teach
    Just you wait! Just you wait!
SIGN    Chio-chan and Hosokawa-san
[13:49] Chio
    I'm off.
[13:51] [SONG] Sign
    Chop
[13:53] Chio
    See you later, Chop.
[13:54] Chio
    I'll have plenty of time if I leave now.
[14:00] Chio
    Hup.
[14:03] Chio
    I guess it's not so bad
    to leave early sometimes.
[14:09] Chio
    I wonder what it is... The scenery
    looks prettier than usual.
[14:20] Yuki
    Morning!
[14:24] Chio
    Hey, that's...
[14:26] Chio
    Hosokawa-san from my class.
SIGN    Make sure you separate your garbage!
[14:29] Chio
    Uh, what? Wait a sec...
[14:32] Chio
    Could she be...
[14:33] Chio
    Could she actually be...
[14:36] Chio
    talking to me?
[14:39] Chio
    Hosokawa Yuki-san.
[14:42] Chio
    She's always hanging out
    with the cool kids in class.
[14:45] Chio
    I need to go to the bathroom,
[14:46] Chio
    but they seem to be having a fun
    conversation, so I'll go from the other side.
[14:50] Chio
    She's my polar opposite.
[14:57] Chio
    This is just one of those things where
    her friend is right behind me
[14:57] Chio
    Morning!
SIGN    Me
[15:01] Chio
    and she's actually saying hi to them, right?
[15:04] Chio
    That must be it.
[15:05] Chio
    I heard that Hosokawa-san's on
    the track team and is pretty famous.
[15:09] Chio
    She's popular and has lots of friends.
[15:11] Chio
    There's no way she'd be saying hi to
    someone as below average as me.
[15:15] Chio
    But if she is actually greeting
    me and I ignore it...
[15:16] Yuki
    Morning!
[15:21] Chio
    Th-That could get pretty messy, too...
[15:25] Chio
    What should I do?
[15:26] Chio
    If I don't make a choice by my next
    step, it'll be really awkward!
SIGN    Choose the path
    that Chio-chan should take
SIGN    At least turn to look at her
SIGN    Risk: Low
[15:32] Chio
    At least turn to look at her.
SIGN    Say something completely unrelated in return
SIGN    Risk: Low
[15:33] Chio
    Say something completely unrelated in return.
SIGN    Return her greeting just as enthusiastically
SIGN    Risk: Low
[15:35] Chio
    Return her greeting just as enthusiastically.
SIGN    Completely ignore her
SIGN    Risk: high
[15:37] Chio
    Completely ignore her.
[15:43] Chio
    I've got it.
[15:44] Chio
    What I should do...
[15:48] Chio
    Oh, my foot. Uh-oh.
[15:50] Chio
    ...is this!
[15:52] Chio
    Dive head-first into the garbage!
[15:53] Chio
    And while I'm down here,
    nonchalantly check behind me.
[15:59] ---
    Th-There's no one there.
[16:02] ---
    Wait, that means...
[16:03] Hoso
    M-Miyamo-san, are you okay?!
    I must've startled you!
[16:07] Hoso
    Are you hurt?
[16:08] Chio
    No, I'm fine.
[16:09] Chio
    So she was talking to me!
[16:10] Hoso
    Can you stand?
[16:11] Chio
    Wait, Hosokawa-san's actually super nice!
[16:13] Chio
    Sorry about that. Thanks.
[16:15] Chio
    At least I avoided a disaster there.
[16:24] Chio
    I-I-I'm so nervous...
[16:26] Chio
    I guess I would end up walking
    with her after all that.
SIGN    Ookawara Stationery Right around the corner
[16:31] Chio
    Come to think of it, the Ookawara Stationery
    mentioned on the telephone pole...
[16:35] Chio
    I've never actually seen the place in person.
[16:38] Chio
    I wonder if it closed up a long time ago.
[16:40] Chio
    Wait, does that mean they're still
    paying for that advertisement?
SIGN    Ookawara Stationery
[16:44] Chio
    It was probably a quiet little
    stationery store in some back alley.
[16:48] Chio
    They're closed up now,
[16:51] Chio
    but when some kid who used to get
    school supplies there comes back,
[16:54] Chio
    they should still be able to find it,
    even though the town's changed.
SIGN    Ookawara Stationery
[16:57] Chio
    Now, they're just standing in front
    of the shop that's out of business,
[17:03] Chio
    when an old lady comes out and says...
[17:06] Old
    My! That little crybaby
    grew up into a fine young—
[17:09] Chio
    Crap! This isn't the time to escape reality!
[17:12] Chio
    This is a trial that has been given to me,
    a member of the "below average" club...
[17:16] Chio
    We might not end up being best buds,
[17:16] Chio bg
    Its face was so squishy.
[17:18] Chio
    but we should at least laugh
    like this a couple times,
[17:21] Chio
    and end this walk to school on good terms!
[17:21] Chio
    Okay, I'm going to class.
[17:23] Yuki
    See you later!
[17:25] Chio
    I mean, even if we left on
    somewhat friendly terms,
[17:28] Chio
    as soon as we got to class, we'd be taking
    up our usual positions in separate groups...
[17:33] Chio
    No! Stop being so negative, damn it!
[17:36] Chio
    At times like these, we're supposed to
    talk about something we have in common!
[17:39] Chio
    Something we have in common...
    The fact that we're both in sports clubs.

SIGN    Soft Tennis Club Member
[17:43] Chio
    Cough, cough...
[17:45] Chio
    S-Say... Um, uh...
[17:49] Chio
    Club?
[17:53] Yuki
    Hm?
[17:55] Chio
    I freaked out and asked
    some strange question!
[17:57] Chio
    What the hell is "Club?" supposed to mean?!
[18:00] Chio
    "What kind of practice
    do you do in your club?"
[18:02] Chio
    "We run."
[18:03] Chio
    "Oh, really?"
[18:04] Chio
    Wait, that's the end of that.
[18:07] Girl
    Hey, Yuki!
[18:09] Girl 2
    Morning!
[18:10] Yuki
    Morning!
[18:12] Chio
    Hey, they're... Hosokawa-san's friends.
[18:15] Chio
    I-I'm saved!
[18:22] Chio
    Hosokawa-san's completely distracted.
[18:25] Chio
    Now's my chance...
[18:28] Chio
    SWAT turn!
[18:31] Nar
    Allow me to explain. The SWAT turn
[18:33] Nar
    is an action from a certain game that
    Chio-chan plays late into the night daily
[18:37] Nar
    and can only be used by awakening
    her inner game brain.
SIGN    °All lies
[18:53] Chio
    I-I ran away...
[18:56] Chio
    I just need to stay in here until just before
    the point that I'd end up late...
SIGN    Effort Friendship
[19:00] Chio
    I mean, there's no way around it.
[19:01] Chio
    If she's with her friends, my place
    will be gone, and I'll just disappear.
[19:07] Lady
    Here you go.
[19:07] Chio
    I mean, a member of the "below
    average" club like me disappearing
[19:10] Chio
    isn't much different than
    a pack of free tissues
[19:13] Chio
    you got in front of the station
    just suddenly disappearing.
[19:16] Chio
    I'm sure she didn't even notice.
[19:18] Chio
    I feel so much more at ease being
[19:20] (Flashback) Chio
    "Sacrifice"...
[19:20] Chio
    in a convenience store bathroom
    than being stuck with a classmate.
[19:23] Chio
    I see this in foreign video games a lot.
    I think it means sacrifice...
[19:23] Chio
    I'm such... a small, small person...
[19:29] Chio
    That should probably be long enough.
[19:31] Chio
    Man, I just copied the
    SWAT turn from that game,
SIGN    Gaming News
[19:34] Chio
    but it went surprisingly well.
[19:36] Chio
    I'll continue to quietly
    live in the darkness.
[19:40] Chio
    Hey, the new issue of "Gaming News."
[19:44] Chio
    I don't have much time, so I'll
    just check the new releases...
[19:48] Chio
    Ooh, a Japanese localized
    version's coming out.
[19:58] Chio
    What?!
[20:01] Guy
    Thanks, come again!
[20:02] Chio
    Oh? Hosokawa-san?
    I thought you went on ahead!
[20:06] Yuki
    Well, we were in the
    middle of a conversation.
[20:08] Chio
    Is this girl serious?!
[20:10] Chio
    But what about your friends?
[20:11] Yuki
    They went on ahead.
[20:13] Chio
    I suddenly—
[20:15] Yuki
    Wait! It's okay.
[20:19] Yuki
    Miyamo-san, your stomach...
    is sensitive, right?
[20:25] Chio
    Oh, I see.
[20:26] [SONG] Sign
    Open to
    everyone
[20:27] Chio
    So she knew I was in the
    bathroom that whole time, too.
[20:30] Chio
    That means... I left without a word,
    struggled all that time in the bathroom,
[20:34] Chio
    and then kept her waiting even
    longer by reading a magazine!
[20:36] Chio
    I'm total scum!
[20:41] Yuki
    Huh? Miyamo-san?
[20:43] Chio
    I'm fine. We should hurry.
[20:45] Yuki
    Huh?
[20:46] Chio
    We don't have much time!
[20:48] Yuki
    Oh, you're right!
[20:50] Chio
    Jeez... I'm just awful.
[20:54] Chio
    Hosokawa-san went out of
    her way to be nice to me,
[20:57] Chio
    yet I doubted her, and even ran away...
[20:59] Chio
    I want to be friends with Hosokawa-san, too.
[21:02] Teach
    You'd better hurry up!
[21:04] Chio
    We're already at school.
[21:06] Chio
    I lost my chance to say it back there, but...
[21:09] Chio
    There's something I have to tell you.
[21:13] Chio
    Before we get to class...
[21:14] Chio
    and get separated again!
[21:18] Chio
    Um, Hosokawa-san!
[21:20] Chio
    I should have said this earlier, but...
[21:25] Chio
    Um... G-Good morning!
[21:30] Guy 1
    Is she my fan?
[21:31] Guy 2
    She said that to me.
[21:32] Guy 3
    I guess she's doable.
[21:34] Guy 4
    Does she want me?
[21:37] Chio
    Crap. Now I've done it.
[21:40] Chio
    Damn, Hosokawa-san's fast...
[21:43] Yuki
    Running's so much fun!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[21:47] yuki
    Chio's School Road.
[21:53] All
    Oh, she was just sneezing.
[21:56] Chio
    I'm saved.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:28] Chio
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:30] Chio
    "Bloody Butterfly Effect,"
    "Manana, Ootoro, and Me,"
[23:34] Chio
    and "Bump of Slave."
[23:36] Chio
    Look forward to it!

2 - Bloody Butterfly Effect / Manana, Ootoro, and Me / Bump of Slave

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[01:30] Chio
    Crap... My chest hurts.
SIGN    Bloody Butterfly Effect
[01:33] Chio
    It's definitely a symptom
    of sleep deprivation.
[01:36] Chio
    I just need to make sure I don't
    get in trouble for falling asleep.
[01:40] Chio
    I did it again...
[01:42] Chio
    I played online matches late into the night.
[01:44] Chio
    I only planned to play for thirty minutes...
[01:47] (Flashback) Chio
    And done.
SIGN    Online
SIGN    You have one new message
[01:49] (Flashback) Chio
    Oh, hey. It's the foreigner
    I was just playing.
[01:52] (Flashback) Chio
    I'll just put this through
    a translation site...
SIGN    [Insult]
[01:59] (Flashback) chio
    Really? You can hit me from there?
[02:00] (Flashback) chio
    That's a cheat! This guy's totally cheating!
[02:02] (Flashback) Chio
    You dumbass!
[02:03] Chio
    Some foreigner egged me on, and before
    I realized it, it was morning.
[02:07] Chio
    Aw, man... I just can't help myself.
[02:17] Chio
    Wha...
[02:19] Chio
    What is that? I'm guessing...
[02:21] Chio
    Some motorcycle gang guy
    who just finished a ride?
[02:26] Chio
    I mean, guys like that won't get
    in the face of some civilian
[02:29] Chio
    just peacefully walking by, right?
[02:32] Chio
    Let alone some below-average
    high school girl like me...
[02:35] Chio
    Wait...
SIGN    Delinquent
SIGN    Bike
SIGN    Old guy
SIGN    Me
[02:36] chio
    That jerk is gonna
[02:37] chio
    make me walk closer to the
    delinquent because he's scared!
[02:40] Chio
    You can't be serious! You totally
    look like a section chief!
[02:43] Chio
    No, I don't have time to worry
    about people's titles right now.
[02:46] Chio
    I just need to quietly and peacefully...
[02:48] Chio
    Damn it, this bike is in the way! N-No room!
[02:51] Chio
    Just a little more...
[02:52] Chio
    Hey, don't push me, section chief guy!
SIGN    Trivia Corner
SIGN    Trivia
    Corner
SIGN    You call the exhaust pipe by the wheel a "muffler"
SIGN    After riding, it's extremely hot, sometimes over 200 degrees Celsius
SIGN    Danger!
[02:57] Nar
    You call the exhaust pipe
    by the wheel a "muffler."
[02:59] ---
    Cool!
[03:00] ---
    My, my!
[03:01] Nar
    After riding, it's extremely hot,
    sometimes over 200 degrees Celsius.
[03:04] Nar
    If you touch it...
[03:06] Chio
    Ngaaaah!
[03:08] Nar
    This is what you'd sound like.
[03:19] Chio
    Crap. Now I've really done it.
[03:23] Ando
    What are you yelling for, little girl?
[03:27] Chio
    Whoa, he's huge!
[03:28] Ando
    You wanna fight?
[03:30] Chio
    No, no! I accidentally touched
    something really hot and...
[03:33] Chio
    I can't speak...
[03:36] Ando
    Must think you're hot shit,
    laughing in my face like that.
[03:38] Chio
    No! This is a bad habit of mine!
[03:41] Ando
    Sorry, but I've got a code to follow...
[03:43] Ando
    When someone wants to fight,
    I have to take them on!
[03:46] Chio
    No way! My feet are off the ground!
[03:49] Chio
    Help me, old guy!
[03:52] Ando
    Hurgh!
[03:57] Guy
    I'm sorry! It's almost time for
    my part-time job interview!
[04:06] Chio
    I won.
[04:08] Chio
    I need to get going before he wakes up...
[04:11] Chio
    This is a bit dangerous.
[04:14] Chio
    Someone might get burnt like me.
    I should move it to the side a little.
[04:18] Chio
    I'm sure it's like some heavy bicycle.
[04:20] Chio
    Hey, it's really easy to move—
[04:31] Chio
    Chio! What the hell is wrong with you?!
[04:34] Chio
    This sucks! This sucks! This sucks!
[04:36] Chio
    Now I'm totally the bad guy in all this!
[04:36] [SONG] Sign
    Property damage
[04:37] [SONG] sign
    Injured someone
[04:42] Chio
    Crap! He's regaining consciousness.
[04:44] Chio
    What should I do? What should I do?!
[04:45] Chio
    This all started because he—
[04:54] Chio
    Hey. You awake?
[04:58] Ando
    You bitch... My bike...
[05:00] Ando
    What the hell do you think you're doing?!
[05:03] Chio
    He probably knows that I go to
    Samejima Academy by my uniform...
[05:06] Chio
    Even if I run, it's only a matter
    of time until he finds me.
[05:09] Chio
    The ground's dirty, so I laid this under me.
[05:12] Ando
    Huh?
[05:13] Chio
    I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't...
[05:14] Ando
    Bitch, do you know what you're doing?
[05:15] Chio
    So I'm just going to act defiant
    and settle things here!
[05:19] Chio
    You're the one who doesn't understand.
[05:22] Chio
    I held back earlier so I wouldn't kill you.
[05:25] Chio
    You don't really think you just
    underestimated some random girl
[05:28] Chio
    and accidentally got your
    ass handed to you, do you?
[05:32] Ando
    What the hell is she...
[05:34] Ando
    Wait, she was laughing to begin with.
[05:37] Ando
    Hey...
[05:38] Ando
    Who the hell are you?
[05:40] Chio
    My name?
[05:42] (Flashback) Chio
    Man, it's always nerve-racking
    when you start a new game.
[05:45] (Flashback) Chio
    I'll use my usual name...
SIGN    Bloody Butterfly
[05:48] Chio
    Bloody Butterfly.
SIGN    Bloody Butterfly
[05:51] Ando
    I've never heard of any Bloody Butterfly!
[05:54] Ando
    Get over yourself—
[05:55] Chio
    Of course you haven't.
[05:56] Ando
    Huh?
[05:56] Chio
    I'm on a completely different level than you.
[05:59] Chio
    While y'all are being buddy-buddy
    playing motorcycle gang,
[06:02] Chio
    I'm packing heat and having shootouts
    with some foreigners every night.
[06:07] Ando
    Packing heat?
[06:08] Ando
    Proxy wars? Working in the shadows?
[06:11] Guy
    Oh, don't kill me!
[06:12] Ando
    Who the hell would believe tha—
[06:13] Chio
    Listen up. I'll let you off with a warning.
[06:15] Chio
    Stop riding around on this lame
    souped-up bike and quit your gang now.
[06:19] Ando
    Huh?
[06:20] Chio
    It's a waste of time.
[06:22] Chio
    You just keep fighting and fighting and
    fighting with other gangs, but for what?
[06:26] Chio
    What's beyond all that?
[06:28] Chio
    You want to set foot on my side?
[06:30] Chio
    I'm shooting out with people, killing
    people, and once dawn rolls around,
[06:31] Chio
    It's already morning.
[06:32] Chio
    My chest hurts... I'll never game again.
[06:34] Chio
    I'm filled with regret.
[06:35] Chio
    I can't go back to being normal.
[06:36] Chio
    Must... not... click...
[06:38] Guy
    Whoo! Now I can fight nonstop!
[06:38] Chio
    I've seen countless guys get crippled for life.
[06:41] Guy
    And I can summon real food just
    by stomping on the floor!
[06:41] Chio
    You want to wear a diaper and piss
    yourself when you're this young?
[06:44] Ando
    C-Crippled?!
[06:47] Chio
    I'm trying to be nice here.
[06:49] Chio
    Don't become like me.
[06:52] Chio
    Shoot for below average. Try to be normal.
[06:55] Chio
    Peace is the most wonderful,
    yet most difficult thing.
[06:59] Ando
    Wh-Why? This is totally absurd,
    but somehow, she's really convincing!
[07:04] Chio
    Are you saying you have the
    nerve to keep going around
[07:08] Chio
    dragging that busted-up bike of yours
[07:10] Chio
    after getting instantly destroyed
    by some girl one-on-one?
[07:24] Ando
    I've lost...
[07:28] Ando
    I won't bother you anymore.
[07:30] Ando
    But I want you to grant me one final wish...
[07:35] Ando
    Would you join me on my last ride,
[07:38] Ando
    at least as far as your school?
[07:41] Chio
    Huh?
[07:43] Chio
    This turned into something huge...
[07:51] Ando
    We're here.
[07:55] Ando
    Thanks, Bloody Butterfly!
[07:58] Kids
    B—
[07:59] Kids
    B—
[08:00] Kids
    Bloody...
[08:01] Kids
    ...Butterfly?!
[08:04] Teach
    Wait.
[08:06] Teach
    That name...
[08:07] Teach
    You're a student here, right?
[08:10] Chio
    Yessir, I am exchange student, yes?
[08:15] Teach
    I see.
[08:17] Ando
    Chio's School Road!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Manana, Ootoro, and Me
[08:23] Mana
    Chio-chan, don't you think there are
    a lot of couples around lately?
[08:28] Chio
    Actually, yeah.
[08:29] Chio
    There suddenly seems to
    be a lot more around.
[08:32] Mana
    And they're all first-years.
[08:35] Mana
    I'd call them...
[08:37] Mana
    Relationship noobs.
[08:38] Students
    Love! Love! Love! Love! Love!
[08:39] Nar
    "Noobs" is a gamer term for
    beginners or amateurs.
[08:42] Nar
    First-years have a delusional
    outlook on high school life,
[08:45] Nar
    causing them to choose whoever
[08:47] Nar
    and enter relationships as soon
    as they start high school.
[08:50] Nar
    But once the magic of the
    entrance ceremony begins to fade,
[08:50] Guy
    Sorry, you're not actually my type.
[08:53] Girl
    Ditto.
[08:53] Nar
    many of those relationship noobs
    break up during summer vacation.
[08:58] mana
    They're like amateurs stepping onto
    the battlefield for the first time.
[09:01] mana
    They don't even plan or strategize.
    It's honestly pitiful to see.
[09:05] Mana
    What are your thoughts, Chio-chan?
[09:07] Chio
    December.
[09:09] Mana
    Oh? Let's hear it.
[09:10] Chio
    You only need to go out with the opposite
    sex once throughout high school.
[09:14] Chio
    When you grow up and say that you went
    out with two guys in high school,
[09:19] Chio
    it sounds like you just messed around.
[09:20] [SONG] Sign
    Entered school
[09:20] Chio
    Toward the end of your high school
    career, relationships get in the way.
SIGN    2nd year
SIGN    3rd year
[09:24] Chio
    Thus, you focus on enjoying relationships
    during the event season,
SIGN    Graduation
[09:27] Chio
    from the winter of your first year
    to the summer of your second year.
SIGN    Summer Winter
SIGN    Christmas New Year's Valentines Extended break
[09:31] Chio
    After that, you switch gears
    and focus on your studies.
SIGN    Below-average relationship plan diagram
[09:33] Chio
    This is my below-average relationship plan!
[09:36] Manana
    Chio-chan! This diagram...
[09:37] Both
    I think I've seen it before.
SIGN    Chuutoro Ootoro
SIGN    Ootoro
[09:39] Both
    Ootoro!
[09:41] Manana
    So it's precisely...
[09:42] Chio
    ...the most delicious time for relationships.
[09:44] Nar
    This idle gossip was brought to you by two
    girls with zero relationship experience.
[09:48] Manana
    I'm lying! I'm just playing tough!
[09:50] Manana
    I want to enjoy my youth,
    like everyone else!
[09:52] Chio
    Manana, you're being too loud!
[09:53] Manana
    So?! Everyone's too busy with
    who they're with, anyway!
[09:58] Girl
    I want to go there.
[09:59] Guy
    Oh, sorry...
[10:01] Chio
    Hey, what are you doing?
[10:03] Mana
    Ha, that couple just broke up for three
    seconds... at least, physically!
[10:06] Chio
    Man, she's a terrible person.
[10:10] Mana
    How are you with romantic
    relationships, Chio-chan?
[10:13] Mana
    You basically spend all your
    time playing games, right?
[10:16] Chio
    I can't say anything back...
[10:18] chio
    Hey, the couple in front of us...
[10:19] Guy
    ...is so amazing.
[10:20] Chio
    It's Hosokawa-san.
[10:22] Mana
    Yeah, the star of the track team.
[10:24] Chio
    Huh? You're not going to attack them?
[10:27] Mana
    Huh? If I even tried to enter that high-level
    dimension, I'd be obliterated on impact.
[10:32] Chio
    Ah, my fellow lower-middle-class
    citizen. No wonder we get along.
[10:36] Mana
    But man, they totally look
    like the ideal couple.
[10:39] Mana
    Even I don't feel as petty when
    they're both so good-looking.
[10:43] Mana
    "Apparently, my hands are pretty big.
    My senpai asked me if I'd play bass for him."
[10:48] Mana
    "Wow! Your fingers really are long!"
[10:51] Mana
    "Hey, want to compare hands?"
[10:52] Mana
    "Wow! They're totally different!"
[10:54] [SONG] Sign
    Ueda Loan
[10:54] Mana
    "Are you really going to play bass?"
[10:56] Mana
    "Nah, I'm not good at anything. I couldn't."
[10:59] Mana
    "You should at least try!
    You'd look amazing with a bass! I..."
[11:00] Chio
    Manana-san? Which one am I?
[11:07] Mana
    Th-There it is! The trump card:
    It's dangerous to walk by the road!
[11:08] Chio
    Jeez, you startled me!
[11:11] Mana
    Please stop! I'll never be able
    to maintain my composure
[11:14] Mana
    if they start drinking out
    of the same bottle next...
[11:25] Chio
    A very healthy, attractive couple...
[11:28] Manana
    ...just ducked into the alleyway. This...
[11:31] Both
    ...looks like sexy times.
[11:33] Mana
    I'm just gonna take a little peek...
[11:34] Chio
    W-Wait! What are you...
[11:36] Mana
    Don't stop me, Chio-chan.
[11:37] Mana
    I need to find out what's beyond here.
[11:41] Mana
    I mean... celebrity gossip is priceless.
[11:45] Mana
    That's why I want to be
    at the center of attention.
[11:48] Chio
    Wow, you fail at life.
[11:50] Chio
    Manana, wait. I'll go, too.
[11:53] Chio
    I mean, if our classmates are doing
    something improper, we have to stop them.
[11:57] Chio
    And if they're going to get scolded,
    it won't be so bad if it's from the two of us.
[12:02] Mana
    So she's blaming someone else for her actions
[12:05] Mana
    and tacking on some insurance, just in case.
[12:07] Mana
    Miyamo Chio, you're such a piece of shit...
[12:10] Mana
    You're the best!
SIGN    Begin Sneaking
[12:13] Chio
    Begin sneaking.
[12:16] Mana
    I've confirmed the location!
[12:18] Chio
    I see... There's a T-intersection
    two blocks down.
[12:21] chio
    It seems they're a bit further ahead.
SIGN    This Means Nothing
[12:30] Chio
    I'm sorry, Hosokawa-san.
[12:31] Chio
    I'm having so much fun right now!
[12:34] Mana
    She's more into this than anyone else.
[12:37] Yuki
    Sorry!
[12:39] Yuki
    I decided not to go out with anyone
    so that I can concentrate on track.
[12:45] Chio
    He brought her in here to ask her out?
[12:48] Yuki
    Because I love running...
[12:51] Guy
    I understand. Thanks for
    being honest with me.
[12:55] Yuki
    This might sound selfish...
[12:58] Yuki
    but I want to stay friends
    with you, Haruki-kun.
[13:01] Yuki
    I was hoping you could teach me math again.
[13:04] Haru
    Okay.
[13:06] Haru
    I guess I could support your
    club activities that way.
[13:10] Haru
    Then, I hope you'll introduce
    me to one of your friends.
[13:14] Haru
    You have lots of them, right?
[13:15] Yuki
    What the heck? You weren't
    serious about me at all!
[13:18] Chio
    Wow... I never knew rejections
    could be so smooth.
[13:22] Chio
    Hosokawa-san really is amazing.
[13:24] Yuki
    Oh, but lately,
[13:26] Yuki
    I think I might be able to become friends
    with someone who's a little different.
[13:30] Yuki
    She's in my class, and her name is Miyamo-san.
[13:33] Yuki
    She's the one with the glasses.
[13:34] Yuki
    We walk to school together
    every now and then.
[13:36] Chio
    Hosokawa-san is talking about me...
[13:36] Yuki
    She's really honest and cute.
[13:39] Haru
    Oh, yeah?
[13:42] Mana
    Hey! Why didn't I know about this?
[13:45] Mana
    You're friends with Hosokawa-san?!
[13:47] Chio
    Well, I, uh...
[13:49] Chio
    We just walk to school together sometimes...
[13:51] Mana
    She mentioned that,
    but how did that even happen?
[13:55] Chio
    Um... I dove head-first into the
    garbage, and we became friends.
[13:59] Mana
    Now I get it!
[14:00] Mana
    You want to abandon me and
    join their group, don't you?!
[14:03] Mana
    Fine, I see how it is!
[14:04] Chio
    That's not—
[14:07] Chio
    Hosokawa-san was just... complimenting me...
[14:09] Chio
    This timing... sucks...
[14:18] Yuki
    Oh, my!
[14:24] Yuki
    Shh!
[14:29] Chio
    That was close!
    They didn't see us, did they?!
[14:32] Chio
    More importantly, how do people
    breathe when they're kissing?
[14:36] Chio
    Wait, did our lips actually touch?
    They didn't, right?
[14:39] Chio
    Right?
[14:41] Mana
    I-I don't think they did...
[14:46] Chio
    Stop acting so meek!
[14:48] Mana
    What was that for? You dummy!
[14:53] Mana
    H-Hey, Chio-chan.
SIGN    Bump of Slave
[14:55] Yuki
    Good morning, Miyamo-san.
[14:57] Chio
    What is this pairing? It's so fresh!
[15:01] Chio
    Why are you with Hosokawa-san, Manana?
[15:04] Mana
    Well, actually...
[15:06] Mana
    I was waiting for you when
    Hosokawa-san happened to pass by.
[15:09] (Flashback) Mana
    Hey, it's a celebrity.
[15:10] (Flashback) Yuki
    Hey, you're Miyamo-san's friend, right?
[15:13] (Flashback) Mana
    Y-Yes...
[15:14] (Flashback) Yuki
    Can I wait with you, too?
[15:16] (Flashback) Mana
    S-Sure!
[15:17] (Flashback) Yuki
    Yay! I'm Hosokawa.
[15:18] Mana
    Before I realized, we ended up
    walking to school together...
[15:19] (Flashback) Mana
    I'm Nonomura!
[15:22] Chio
    Hosokawa-san is amazing... She's so friendly.
[15:30] Chio
    Wow... The three of us are
    actually walking together.
[15:33] Mana
    Oh, by the way...
[15:34] Mana
    There's something that I want
    to ask you, Hosokawa-san.
[15:38] Yuki
    Sure. Ask me anything.
[15:40] Mana
    Are you a virgin?
[15:48] Chio
    H-Hey! What the hell are you asking?!
[15:50] Chio
    Why would you ask such an
    awful question?! Right?!
[15:54] Yuki
    I've... never gone out with anyone, so...
[15:58] Mana
    What? But I heard that you're super popular.
[16:00] Mana
    They say Haruki-kun from the
    basketball team asked you out!
[16:03] Yuki
    Wait, that's already spread so fast?
[16:06] Chio
    You're the one who spread that information!
[16:09] Yuki
    Ahem...
[16:11] Yuki
    Then, um... Do you guys
    do that kind of stuff?
[16:15] Both
    She definitely hasn't!
[16:17] Yuki
    Really? Then have either of you kissed?
[16:22] Chio
    W-We decided that our lips didn't
    actually touch that time...
[16:27] Mana
    I have.
[16:28] Chio
    What?! Manana, that was—
[16:29] Mana
    I was in middle school, and the
    other person was in college...
[16:32] Yuki
    In middle school? That's amazing!
[16:34] Mana
    Well, we met online...
[16:37] Chio
    What?!
[16:38] Yuki
    How did you meet online?
[16:38] Chio
    I-I had no idea she was hiding
    that this whole time...
[16:40] Mana
    It's embarrassing, but we
    met in an online battle game
[16:42] Mana
    that I was into, and we
    somehow teamed up a lot.
[16:43] Chio
    Wait... What is this? Manana
    suddenly feels so far away...
[16:44] Mana
    Then we started messaging each other and...
[16:49] Chio
    You can basically have a
    society with three people.
SIGN    Chi-oh
[16:52] Chio
    I'm the central person in our three,
[16:56] Chio
    so I figured I would be the one
    who could choose in this society.
[17:00] Chio
    Hey, what should we do today?
[17:02] Yuki
    It's time for your studies right now.
[17:04] Chio
    Aw, but I'm not interested.
[17:05] Yuki
    They say that pursuits become habits.
[17:08] Chio
    Yeah, don't care.
[17:09] Manana
    "Heroides."
[17:11] Chio
    Huh?
[17:12] Manana
    Ovid.
[17:14] Yuki
    Oho.
[17:15] Yuki
    Are you well-versed in literature?
[17:16] Chio
    H-Hey, hello? Hey.
[17:18] Mana
    Before my fall, I had majored
    in Latin literature.
[17:19] Chio
    Hey, hey...
[17:21] Yuki
    I see.
[17:23] Yuki
    How about "Metamorphoses"?
[17:24] Mana
    I'm fond of the Icarus episode.
[17:27] Yuki
    Narcissus...
[17:27] Chio
    No! This is too hard! No!
[17:28] Mana
    Changed literature.
[17:31] Chio
    Ooh, yummy grapes.
[17:31] Yuki
    What about Shakespeare?
[17:35] Chio
    Manana...
[17:37] Mana
    So there seems to be a trick to it...
[17:39] Chio
    That brat is trying to use
    me as a stepping stool
[17:42] Chio
    to get into Hosokawa-san's good graces!
[17:44] Chio
    There were signs, too.
[17:46] Chio
    This is truly...
[17:49] Chio
    a betrayal!
[17:50] Chio
    Curse you, you damn slave!
[17:55] Mana
    Looks like you finally get it, Chio-chan.
[17:57] Mana
    You were pretty useful.
[17:59] Mana
    Now, I'm going to use my
    connection with Hosokawa-san
[18:03] Mana
    to join the elites at our school.
[18:06] Mana
    I doubt we'll ever be
    speaking to each other again,
[18:08] Mana
    but I did enjoy our time together.
[18:10] Mana
    Goodbye, Chio-chan.
[18:16] Yuki
    Wow, Nonomura-san. You're so mature.
[18:19] Mana
    Well, I was pretty young.
[18:21] Mana
    I went through some hardships,
    but I know how to pick my men now.
[18:24] Mana
    For example,
[18:26] Mana
    that guy over there is going to end up
    a grunt at some company with no future.
[18:30] Yuki
    What?
[18:31] Mana
    Men who have no idea how society
    views them are so dumb...
[18:34] Ushi
    Morning, Yuki-chan.
[18:36] Yuki
    Good morning!
[18:39] Mana
    What?!
[18:39] Ushi
    Oh, sorry. Are you with a friend?
[18:43] Yuki
    This is Ushida-san. He works
    at an office near our school.
[18:47] Uchi
    Yuki-chan is my running coach.
[18:50] Manana
    Her network is way too broad!
[18:52] Uchi
    She talked to me one night while I
    was on a night run to lose weight.
[18:56] (Flashback) Yuki
    Um... The way you're running
    is really bad for your knees!
[18:59] Uchi
    She teaches me things every
    time we bump into each other.
[19:02] Uchi
    When you get actual running shoes,
    you can really tell the difference.
[19:03] Mana
    So he's dressed like that because
    Hosokawa-san recommended it...
[19:05] Yuki
    Are you walking all the
    way to the office again?
[19:07] Mana
    What's with her fashion—
[19:07] Ushi
    Yes.
[19:08] Ushi
    A president can't set an example
    for his employees if he's fat, so...
[19:09] Mana
    President?!
[19:11] Ushi
    Man, it's rough. Lately, I just wipe
    down with a wet towel and change,
[19:14] Ushi
    but I'm thinking of adding
    shower rooms at the office.
[19:24] Chio
    Oh? Oh, what's this? What?
[19:27] Chio
    It's Nonomura-san from the normie group!
[19:29] Chio
    Oh, I'm sorry that someone like
    me suddenly talked to you.
[19:34] Chio
    Huh? What?
[19:37] Chio
    Oh, my gosh! Your face is so pretty!
[19:39] Chio
    I'm sorry, your beauty almost sucked me in!
[19:42] Chio
    Man, you elites sure are beautiful.
[19:46] Chio
    You must go to a lot of mixers.
[19:47] Chio
    That's so cool!
[19:48] Chio
    Oh, I was thinking, hup!
[19:50] Chio
    Nonomura-san, hup!
[19:51] Chio
    That story from your
    middle school days, hup!
[19:53] Chio
    About how you kissed
    some college guy, hup, hup!
[19:55] Chio
    Could you tell me about it, hup,
    so I can learn from it?
[19:58] Mana
    It was a lie!
[20:00] Mana
    It was all a lie.
[20:02] Mana
    I've never kissed a guy.
[20:04] Mana
    I just ripped off something
    I read in a fashion magazine.
[20:08] Chio
    I see. Thank goodness.
[20:10] Chio
    I'm glad some lolicon
    bastard that had the nerve
[20:13] Chio
    to seduce a middle-schooler
    wasn't your first kiss.
[20:16] Mana
    Chio-chan...
[20:18] Chio
    Manana...
[20:19] Chio
    Welcome back.
[20:26] Mana
    So, apparently that old guy is
    a president of some company.
[20:29] Chio
    Yeah, I heard.
[20:30] Chio
    He doesn't look so important.
[20:32] Mana
    I know, right?!
[20:33] Mana
    If I were some old guy and
    Hosokawa-san suddenly talked to me,
[20:37] Mana
    I'd get so worked up and...
[20:40] (Flashback) Guy
    Huh? My job?!
[20:42] (Flashback) Guy
    I, um... I'm actually the
    president of a company.
[20:45] Both
    Hey, I get it now.
[20:47] Manana
    Pardon us!
[20:48] Chio
    We heard that you were some president!
[20:51] Mana
    Could we ask you what your job is like?
[20:53] Chio
    I'm so sorry, but she's
    enamored with economics.
[20:55] Mana
    Oh, do you have a business card?
[20:57] Chio
    You're interested too, right, Hosokawa-san?
[20:59] Yuki
    Hm?
[21:01] Ushi
    I'm so sorry! I was lying about everything!
[21:04] Ushi
    I'm just a grunt... I wanted to seem cool!
[21:07] Chio
    Yeah, yeah, we get it.
[21:09] Chio
    There are women who dig up
    people's relationship histories.
[21:13] Mana
    Gulp.
[21:13] Yuki
    Oh, that's okay! Sometimes, during meets,
[21:16] Yuki
    I'll purposely act like I'm not feeling well.
[21:19] Yuki
    Ushida-san, there's only
    one important thing here.
[21:22] Yuki
    The distance you ran isn't a lie!
[21:25] Yuki
    And so, whenever we're feeling
    down, let's all go for a run!
[21:29] Chio
    Huh? Hosokawa-san?
[21:31] Mana
    Why are we running?
[21:33] Chio
    Maybe Hosokawa-san just wants to run...
[21:36] Chio
    That's what I thought at first,
[21:38] Chio
    but eventually, it actually
    ended up being fun.
[21:41] Chio
    Maybe it doesn't really
    matter how others view you.
[21:52] Teach
    I want to tell them to stop running,
[21:55] Teach
    but look at their happy faces—
    Who the hell is that old guy?!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Chio
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:32] Chio
    "Bloody Butterfly Effect 2"
    and "The Kabaddic Four."
[23:37] Chio
    Look forward to it!
[23:38] Chio
    This is awesome!

3 - Bloody Butterfly Effect 2 / The Kabaddic Four

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Bloody Butterfly Effect 2
[01:32] Chio
    On mornings when I leave a bit early,
[01:35] Chio
    it's nice to walk through the park sometimes.
[01:37] Chio
    There are so many people...
[01:42] Chio
    Motorcycles... Looks like some gang members.
[01:43] Chio
    What's your problem?!
[01:47] Chio
    They're shouting about something.
[01:49] Chio
    This isn't how I wanted
    to start my morning...
[01:51] Chio
    Well, this park's pretty big,
    so I'll just avoid them...
[01:53] Andou
    I ended up meeting the real deal...
[01:57] Chio
    Um... What's my first period class again?
[01:59] Andou
    The name was... Bloody Butterfly.
[02:03] Chio
    Blo—
[02:04] Guy
    B-Bloody Butterfly? Who is that?
[02:07] Andou
    It's the name of the woman
[02:10] Andou
    who defeated me in a single blow.
[02:12] Guy
    A w-woman?!
[02:15] Chio
    That's the guy from...
[02:17] Chio
    that one time!
SIGN    Bloody Butterfly
[02:21] Andou
    I appreciate that you want me to stay,
[02:23] Andou
    but I swore to Bloody Butterfly
    that I'd quit this way of life.
[02:27] Guy
    No way!
[02:28] Andou
    I won't go back on my word.
[02:29] Chio
    Wait... He actually took what
    I said the other day seriously?
[02:35] Andou
    At first, I thought some crazy
    chick was trying to pick a fight,
[02:38] Andou
    but the second she got in my face,
    Bloody Butterfly smirked,
[02:42] Andou
    and before I knew it, I was on the ground.
[02:46] Guy
    No way.
[02:47] Guy 2
    But you're known as the
    demon god, Andou-san...
[02:50] Guy
    I can't believe it... Bloody Butterfly...
[02:52] Guy
    But I've never heard of this
    Bloody Butterfly chick.
[02:56] Guy
    Bloody Butterfly...
    She must be from some other turf.
[02:59] Guy
    Bloody Butterfly... Maybe her name has
    something to do with a butterfly knife.
[03:03] Chio
    Please stop! Stop saying
    that name over and over!
[03:07] Chio
    Bloody Butterfly is just the
    handle I use for online games!
[03:10] Chio
    When you keep saying it so seriously IRL...
[03:13] Chio
    It's just too embarrassing!
[03:15] Andou
    Guys, don't try to dig too deep.
[03:19] Andou
    Bloody Butterfly is a denizen
    of society's dark underworld.
[03:23] Andou
    I realized something after
    speaking with Bloody Butterfly...
[03:28] Andou
    That what we're doing is child's play.
[03:32] Andou
    Honestly, it was a shock
[03:34] Andou
    to find out there were women like
    Bloody Butterfly in this world.
[03:40] Andou
    To think someone who looked like that
[03:42] Andou
    was fighting with gangs and
    mafias from other countries...
[03:45] Andou
    That's Bloody Butterfly.
[03:48] Guy
    There's someone out there that
    Andou-san has such high praise for?
[03:52] Guy 2
    No, I just can't accept this.
[03:55] Guy 2
    I need to see this Bloody Butterfly for myself!
[03:57] Andou
    You dumbass! You don't trust me?
[04:01] Chio
    This is getting way too big!
[04:04] Chio
    If this keeps up, I won't be
    able to walk around town!
[04:06] Guy 2
    I believe in your strength, Andou-san!
[04:10] Guy 2
    That's why, even if I have to
    drag Bloody Butterfly out here...
[04:14] Guy
    I'm in.
[04:15] Guy
    She must've used some underhanded trick.
[04:18] Guy
    Otherwise, there's no way
    you'd lose, Andou-san!
[04:20] Guy 2
    We'll do everything in our power to find her!
[04:24] Guys
    We're gonna hunt down Bloody Butterfly!
[04:28] Guy
    A-Andou-san?
[04:31] Guy
    Um...
[04:32] Andou
    Don't move!
[04:33] Andou
    Don't say a word.
[04:34] Andou
    Whatever you do, don't turn around!
[04:41] Andou
    Wh-Where the hell did you come from,
[04:46] Andou
    Bloody Butterfly?!
[04:49] Guys
    Th-This is...
[04:52] Guys
    Bloody Butterfly?!
[04:56] Guys
    Wait. This is Bloody Butterfly?
[05:00] Guys
    She's nothing like I imagined...
[05:04] Guy
    I thought she'd look more
    like a female commando.
[05:07] Chio
    Yeah, they definitely look disappointed,
    after he built me up so much.
[05:13] Chio
    This should make it a
    little easier to talk...
[05:15] Andou
    What do you want, Bloody Butterfly?
[05:20] Chio
    I need to have a chat with you.
[05:25] Chio
    I want to talk to you alone.
[05:33] Andou
    You guys, stay put.
[05:36] Andou
    I'll be right back.
[05:38] Guy
    Andou-san!
[05:39] Andou
    Just wait there!
SIGN    Please don't
    toss trash here
[05:42] Andou
    So what did you want to talk about?
[05:45] ando
    I'm going to leave my gang,
    just like I promised.
[05:47] Chio
    U-Um...
[05:49] Andou
    D-Don't tell me...
[05:50] Andou
    You're trying to drag me
    into the underworld, too!
[05:53] Chio
    Yeah, that!
[05:56] Andou
    You've overestimated me.
[05:58] Andou
    I've never even held a gun,
    let alone killed someone.
[06:00] Chio
    Yeah, that! That!
[06:02] Andou
    I could never bear the
    weight of this country...
[06:04] Chio
    Yeah! About that...
[06:06] Chio
    It's all a misunderstanding!
[06:12] Andou
    Huh?
[06:13] Chio
    That's a natural reaction!
[06:15] Chio
    Um, so basically, there is no
    underground organization or anything.
[06:18] Chio
    I'm just a normal high school girl.
[06:21] Chio
    A below average one.
[06:25] Chio
    No, no, this isn't a joke!
[06:26] Chio
    You see, my leg touched that
    muffler thing on your bike...
[06:30] Chio
    And when I talked about
[06:31] Chio
    guys being crippled for life,
    I just meant they're hooked on gaming...
[06:39] Chio
    He's really bummed about this.
[06:42] Chio
    Actually, I'm glad he understood
    everything pretty quickly.
[06:45] Chio
    The only reason I got through
    this issue last time
[06:47] Chio
    was because he actually
    listened to what I had to say.
[06:50] Andou
    Okay, let me get this straight.
[06:52] Chio
    Okay!
[06:53] Andou
    Basically, you're just some normie
[06:56] Andou
    who was trying to peacefully get by some
    delinquent that was getting in your face...
[07:01] Andou
    Then you managed to completely fool this
    delinquent with your bluffing ability and luck,
[07:05] Andou
    freaked him out, and made him quit his gang.
[07:09] Andou
    And then the delinquent who
    was completely fooled
[07:13] Andou
    went around telling his
    friends about this bluff,
[07:17] Andou
    and now looks like a clown.
[07:19] Andou
    That's what you're saying, right?
[07:22] Chio
    Crap! He's totally going to headbutt me.
[07:24] Chio
    I can't dodge!
[07:26] Andou
    That's freakin' amazing!
[07:34] Andou
    Honestly, I'm at a loss for words.
[07:38] Andou
    Crap. They're going to hear me.
[07:40] Andou
    I see. So you were actually just a normal
    high school girl, just like you look.
[07:47] Andou
    No wonder I thought the name
    Bloody Butterfly was so lame.
[07:52] Andou
    Bloody Butterfly... And I was going on
    about that name with a straight face...
[07:57] Andou
    Bloody Butterfly...
[08:00] Chio
    The point is, I don't want this
    story to spread any further...
[08:05] Andou
    Yeah, yeah, I know.
[08:06] Andou
    Now I don't have any regrets
    in regards to my gang.
[08:11] Andou
    You definitely win.
[08:14] Andou
    So I'm going to continue
    this clown act to the end.
[08:18] Andou
    Come on. Let's head back.
[08:20] Chio
    Huh?
[08:21] Chio
    Wh-What?
[08:22] Andou
    It'll be fine.
[08:23] Andou
    All you need to do is...
[08:26] Guy 2
    Andou-san's taking a long time.
[08:29] Guy
    It's fine. We don't need to worry about him—
[08:34] Guys
    Andou-san!
[08:36] Andou
    She's... Bloody Butterfly's too dangerous...
[08:40] Andou
    She's too strong!
[08:42] Guy 2
    What on Earth happened?
[08:44] Andou
    Shit! There she is!
[08:46] Andou
    She's going to kill us all!
[08:48] Andou
    She's a monster!
[08:50] Chio
    Walk slowly... Walk slowly...
[08:53] Guy
    Sh-She's completely unharmed...
[08:55] Guy 3
    And she beat Andou-san to a pulp?
[08:57] Guy 4
    Th-This is serious!
[08:59] Andou
    Ah! Butterflies!
[09:00] Andou
    Look out!
[09:02] Andou
    Here comes her special attack
    that she got her name from!
[09:06] Andou
    Everyone within a one-kilometer radius...
    will die, or something!
[09:10] Andou
    Guys, run!
[09:15] Andou
    Make sure you forget this!
    Never mention her name again!
[09:19] Andou
    Don't get involved with her!
[09:21] Andou
    You need to run, too!
[09:23] Guy 2
    I'm not going to run!
[09:24] Guy 2
    I'm going to defeat Bloody Butterfly!
[09:27] Guy 2
    I'm ready to give up my
    life for you, Andou-san—
[09:30] Andou
    I told you to run. I'll kill you!
[09:43] Andou
    That should do it.
[09:45] Andou
    I think we've scared them enough.
[09:48] Andou
    They all left their bikes,
[09:51] Andou
    and they call themselves
    a motorcycle gang...
[09:53] Chio
    Um... Thank you very much!
[09:58] Chio
    Please use this.
[10:05] Andou
    If I take that, things will just
    get even more complicated.
[10:10] Andou
    See ya, Bloody Butterfly.
[10:13] Chio
    Seriously, stop calling me that!
[10:17] Manana
    By the way, remember that story
    about someone coming to school
[10:20] Manana
    on a bike with some motorcycle gang guy?
[10:23] Chio
    Huh? Uh, yeah... What about it?
[10:26] Manana
    Well, apparently, the girl who was on the bike
[10:29] Manana
    with that guy called herself
    "Bloody" something-or-other.
[10:32] Manana
    I could swear I've heard
    that somewhere before...
[10:36] Manana
    Like when I used to play a lot of games...
[10:38] Chio
    Yeah... because I played with
    you under that name a lot.
[10:42] Manana
    Do you know that name, Chio-chan?
[10:44] Chio
    Can't say that I do...
[10:47] Chio
    I'll have to get rid of her next...
[10:51] Chio
    Chio's School Road.
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Bloody Butterfly
[10:56] Chio
    He said my handle was lame...
[10:59] Chio
    What's his gang's name, then?
SIGN    His name is Andou...
SIGN    I wonder if
    it'll come up...
SIGN    Apparently Andou left the Starry Night Gang
SIGN    Seriously? Well, the Starry Night Gang's finished
[11:01] Chio
    This is it!
SIGN    Starry Night Gang
[11:04] Chio
    It wasn't just some tryhard name...
    Aw, it's actually kinda cute...
SIGN    Kabaddic Four
[11:11] Chio
    Hey, Manana, could you stick
    your arm out for a sec?
[11:15] Manana
    No.
[11:16] Chio
    Aw...
[11:18] Chio
    But I spent all night practicing CQC...
[11:21] Manana
    Seriously, what? Is this because
    of some video game again?
[11:24] Manana
    What would've happened
    if I'd stuck my arm out?
[11:26] Chio
    The action in that game is so cool!
    I kept watching the cut scenes.
[11:30] Manana
    Wow, your youth really is crap-colored.
[11:35] Chio
    Like this, then this.
[11:36] Chio
    Like this, then this.
[11:38] Chio
    Like this, then this.
    When they catch you, go like this.
[11:40] Manana
    What are you doing? The Bon dance?
[11:41] Manana
    What kind of high school girl are—
[11:45] Chio
    Like this, then this!
[11:49] Chio
    Come on. Hurry up and tell me the password
    to your computer's images folder.
[11:53] Mana
    A-Anything but that.
[11:55] Manana
    K-Kill me!
[11:56] Manana
    You know, I swear your athletic
    skills are wasted on you.
[12:02] Manana
    By the way, we have our physical
    fitness test tomorrow.
[12:05] Manana
    What are you going to do this year?
[12:07] Chio
    Maybe I'll fake it again...
[12:09] Manana
    Chio-chan, you're in a sports club,
[12:11] Manana
    and you're athletic, so you
    should just take it seriously.
[12:14] Chio
    No! Once you stand out,
[12:16] Chio
    they'll expect you to do well in sports
    festivals and ball sports tournaments!
[12:20] Chio
    I just want to live in peace...
[12:23] Manana
    Here we go with your
    below average philosophy.
[12:26] Chio
    You're not allowed to mess up
    even once in this country!
SIGN    Missing Pet
[12:30] Chio
    Anyway, physical fitness test trivia...
[12:33] Chio
    Don't side jumps just end
    up looking hilarious?
[12:36] Manana
    Can we go back to the fact that you just
    said "physical fitness test trivia"?
[12:42] Chio
    Moving left and right as fast as you can
[12:43] Chio
    just looks like some strange dance.
[12:46] Manana
    Chio-chan, do it as fast as you can.
[12:47] Chio
    Like this. Do you see it?
[12:49] Manana
    Chio-chan, Chio-chan, say, "Kabaddi!"
[12:51] Chio
    Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
[12:56] Manana
    You look too perfect doing that!
    You even made the face!
[12:59] Chio
    This is exhausting!
[13:00] Manana
    I don't even know the rules of kabaddi!
    Teach me, Chio-chan!
[13:04] Chio
    I have no idea, either.
[13:06] Hoso
    Good morning! You're both so energetic
    first thing in the morning.
[13:09] Hoso
    Perfect timing!
[13:10] Both
    Huh? What is?
[13:12] Hoso
    This senpai here...
[13:13] Girl
    Yes.
[13:14] Girl
    I'm the captain of the Samejima Academy
    Kabaddi Club, Kushitori Madoka.
[13:20] Both
    What? Kabaddi... Club?
[13:24] Both
    Oh, crap.
[13:25] Mado
    You guys just said to teach you
    the rules of kabaddi, right?
[13:29] Hoso
    I heard it, too!
[13:31] Both
    Well, um, sorry about that...
[13:34] Mado
    No worries. You didn't mean
    anything bad by it, did you?
[13:37] Both
    No!
[13:38] Mado
    You were just curious
    about kabaddi, right?
[13:41] Manana
    Huh? Uh, yes...
[13:42] Mado
    You want to know the
    rules of kabaddi, right?
[13:46] Both
    Yes...
[13:47] Mado
    Okay, I'll teach you, then!
[13:51] Mado
    Let's go over here a sec.
[13:52] Hoso
    Isn't that great?
[13:54] Chio
    This suddenly turned troublesome.
[13:57] Mado
    Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
[14:00] Mado
    The raider continues to yell "Kabaddi!"
    while they're in the enemy circle.
[14:04] Chio
    Wow... She's actually saying,
    "Kabaddi! Kabaddi!" over and over again.
[14:08] Mado
    You touch your opponents
    before you run out of breath.
[14:11] Mado
    When you return to your own side, you get
    points for every opponent you touched.
[14:14] Mado
    The players who were touched are out.
[14:17] Chio
    I see! So the raiders alternate
    heading in one by one,
[14:21] Chio
    and then the other team tries to avoid
    being touched by them, like a game of tag.
[14:25] Mado
    Correct.
[14:26] Chio
    Wow, I totally don't care!
[14:29] Chio
    We actually got stuck in a kabaddi
    lesson on our way to school.
[14:32] Chio
    School's about to start,
    so could you please just let us go?
[14:36] Mado
    The difference between this and tag is
    that defense has a way of scoring, too.
[14:41] Mado
    You capture the raider, like this.
[14:44] Mado
    If you can completely stop their
    movements, the defense gets a point.
[14:48] Mado
    The raiders touch, and the defense catches.
[14:50] Mado
    That's the easiest way to explain it.
[14:52] Manana
    Wow, that's so simple!
[14:53] Chio
    That was a great lesson!
[14:54] Mado
    Okay, why don't we try a practice match?
[14:56] Chio
    Huh?
[14:57] Mado
    If you guys lose, you're joining the club.
[14:59] Chio
    Huh?!
[15:00] Mado
    Well, once we third-years graduate,
    the Kabaddi Club will be short on members.
[15:05] Mado
    I'm so happy that there are first-years
    so interested in kabaddi.
[15:10] Chio
    Er, um...
[15:12] Mado
    I mean...
[15:13] Mado
    you weren't actually making
    fun of kabaddi, were you?
[15:19] Chio
    I see... I was wondering why she was
    explaining everything in so much detail.
[15:23] Chio
    So this is what she was after.
[15:25] Chio
    I guess we owe her that much,
    not to mention she's a third-year,
[15:29] Chio
    so it's hard to say no...
[15:31] Chio
    We might just have to do this.
[15:33] Mado
    All right, you guys are the raiders.
[15:35] Chio
    Okay, go, Manana!
[15:37] Mana
    Wait, me?!
[15:38] Chio
    In order of seat assignment!
[15:39] Manana
    What? Ahem...
[15:41] Mana
    Kaba— K-Kabaddi, kabaddi,
    kaba... kabaddi, kabaddi...
[15:44] Mana
    I just have to touch them
    and turn back, right?
[15:50] Mado
    Now, quit your struggling...
[15:53] Chio
    Wait, what? This is nothing
    like her explanation!
[15:56] Mado
    You can keep trying to run until
    you're completely captured.
[15:59] Mana
    I can't move anymore!
[16:01] Chio
    She's completely serious about this!
[16:03] Nar
    Manana's out.
SIGN    Manana Out
[16:05] Chio
    Hey, just so I know...
    How do we end this game?
SIGN    Once you're out,
    you stand out of bounds
[16:10] Mado
    Usually, there's a time limit where the
    players that are out can come back,
[16:15] Mado
    but we don't have much
    time before school starts,
[16:17] Mado
    so we can end the game as soon
    as one side is completely out.
[16:21] Chio
    Wait, does that mean if I go out, we lose?
[16:24] Yuki
    Okay, I'll be raider next!
[16:27] Yuki
    Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
[16:27] Chio
    So if Hosokawa-san touches me and she runs,
[16:31] Chio
    we're instantly members of the Kabaddi Club?!
[16:33] Chio
    Yet if I try to catch her, she
    might end up touching me instead.
[16:39] Chio
    Wait... is kabaddi deeper than I thought?
[16:44] Yuki
    Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
[16:44] Chio
    Let's flip this around...
[16:46] Chio
    It might actually be easier
    for me to go through school
[16:48] Chio
    if I quit the Tennis Club and
    join the Kabaddi Club instead.
[16:53] Girl a
    Nice to meet you!
[16:54] Girl b
    A new class and a new start!
[16:56] Girl A
    What club are you in, Miyamo-san?
[16:58] Chio
    Oh, I'm in the Kabaddi Club.
[17:01] Girl a
    Kaba (hippo)...
[17:02] Girl B
    ...D?
[17:03] Guy
    Kabaddi, kabaddi!
[17:04] Guy
    And then...
[17:05] Guy
    Tackle!
[17:08] Chio
    Hey!
[17:09] Chio
    Stop making fun of kabaddi!
[17:10] Chio
    And the one who's supposed
    to tackle is the defense,
[17:13] Chio
    so if you're chanting, you're
    supposed to be a raider!
[17:15] Girl
    M-Miyamo-san?
[17:17] Guy
    The hell are you talking about?
[17:18] Yuki
    Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
[17:19] Chio
    That's way too much responsibility for me!
[17:21] Mado
    That girl's got some moves...
[17:25] Yuki
    I'm out of breath...
[17:27] Chio
    I somehow survived.
    Next is my turn to be the raider...
[17:31] Chio
    I don't have enough stamina
    to do this much longer.
[17:33] Chio
    I have to get these two out on this turn.
[17:37] Mado
    What?
[17:39] Chio
    I can't get serious about this
[17:40] Chio
    because I feel like I'm dealing
    with some mysterious, rare sport.
[17:43] Chio
    I'm going to stake my life on this.
[17:45] Chio
    Game brain, activate!
[17:48] Chio
    I'm going to rewrite kabaddi's
    weird rules into a video game!
[17:52] Chio
    That's right... I have the ability
    to turn those I touch into bombs!
[17:57] Chio
    My mission is to turn those two into
    bombs and then return to safety!
[18:01] Yuki
    Better hurry, or you'll be breaking the rules!
[18:01] Chio
    If I'm captured, I'll be tortured and killed!
[18:04] Chio
    There's a spell I need for
    this ability to activate...
[18:08] Chio
    Kabaddi...
[18:09] Chio
    Okay. This works.
[18:11] Chio
    Kabaddi... Kabaddi... Kabaddi...
    Kabaddi... Kabaddi...
[18:12] Mado
    Yuki-chan, be careful.
[18:14] Mado
    Something's changed about her...
[18:17] Chio
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi!
[18:21] Mado
    No, she's got some potential,
    but she's still a newbie...
[18:21] Chio
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[18:24] Mado
    She's too deep in enemy territory.
[18:26] Mado
    Even if she's able to touch us
    while this deep in our territory,
[18:28] Mado
    she won't be able to escape
    from Yuki-chan and me!
[18:31] Mado
    I've got her back!
[18:32] Mado
    You're wide open!
[18:34] Mado
    Tackle her, Yuki-chan!
[18:35] Yuki
    Got it!
[18:37] Chio
    When they catch you, go like this!
[18:39] Chio
    Make them lose their balance!
[18:42] Mado
    I'm not letting go!
[18:46] Chio
    Hosokawa-san is coming at me as straight
    and narrow as her personality is.
[18:49] Chio
    Kabaddi!
[18:51] Chio
    To get her to let go
    of me, I need to do this!
[19:05] Yuki
    Um... Kushitori-senpai?
[19:07] Yuki
    Um...
[19:09] Mado
    Huh?
[19:10] Yuki
    Senpai? Miyamo-san is leaving!
[19:12] Mado
    Huh?
[19:13] Yuki
    Kushitori-senpai!
    Your hand, your hand, your hand!
[19:18] Chio
    Mission complete!
[19:23] Chio
    I touched both and made it back.
    That means I win.
[19:28] Mado
    How did you come up with a plan like that?
[19:30] Yuki
    Senpai, um, uh...
[19:33] Chio
    When you first tackled Manana and
    I saw your expression, I knew...
[19:40] Chio
    You definitely like girls.
[19:42] Chio
    On top of that,
    when Hosokawa-san was raiding,
[19:45] Chio
    you stared up her skirt
    and couldn't stop smirking.
[19:49] ---
    What?!
[19:51] Chio
    So when you grabbed me,
[19:53] Chio
    I figured if I led your hand
    toward Hosokawa-san's perineum,
SIGN    Perineum
    Between the oo and xx
[19:55] Chio
    you'd prioritize touching her
    perineum and let go of me.
[20:01] Chio
    I'm going to declare that you like wrestling
    with girls more than you like kabaddi!
[20:06] Mado
    What are you talking about?! I love kabaddi!
[20:10] Mado
    There's nothing that moves
    my heart as much as kabaddi!
[20:13] Chio
    Then why don't you untangle your
    arm and have another match with me?
[20:31] Mado
    I can't! When I think
    about how many more times
[20:34] Mado
    I might have the chance to
    touch Yuki-chan's perineum...
[20:36] Mado
    My body won't move!
[20:38] Yuki
    That's my butt, my butt, my butt!
[20:40] Mado
    I... lose...
[20:43] Yuki
    Please let me go!
[20:49] Mado
    You made me realize how much I wasn't
    prepared as a kabaddist today.
[20:54] Mado
    So, uh, I'm sorry... for various things.
[20:57] Chio
    Oh, it's fine.
[20:58] Manana
    Hey, Kushitori-senpai,
    can I ask you a question?
[21:02] Mado
    Sure.
[21:03] Manana
    How can I get my boobs to be that big?
[21:06] Chio
    I'm surprised she had the nerve to
    ask something like that right now.
[21:10] Chio
    Maybe she is sick in the head.
[21:12] Mado
    Actually, now that you ask me that,
[21:16] Mado
    I have a feeling my body was pretty
    normal before I started kabaddi...
[21:20] Chio
    Huh? But then what happened?
[21:23] Mado
    Kabaddi comes from India,
[21:26] Mado
    and it's said that some of the
    movements incorporate yoga.
[21:30] Mado
    It could be that the yoga involved in
    the sport had an effect on my body...
[21:40] Manana
    Kabaddi! Kabaddi! K-Kabaddi!
    Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
[21:41] chio
    Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[21:45] Mado
    Chio's School Road.
[21:47] Mado
    More... More...
[21:50] Mado
    I need to devote myself to the
    ways of kabaddi even more!
[21:53] Mado
    But...
[21:54] Mado
    Yuki-chan's butt...
[21:56] Both
    Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] yuki
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:32] yuki
    "Smoke on the Sailor,"
    "Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand,"
[23:34] yuki
    and "Manana's School Road."
[23:37] Yuki
    Look forward to it!
[23:38] Yuki
    Kabaddi!

4 - Smoke on the Sailor / Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand / Manana's School Road

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Smoke on the Sailor
[01:33] Mana
    Hey, you have some kind of situation you'd
    like to encounter before you die, right?
[01:38] Chio
    Uh, like what?
[01:39] Mana
    Well... like having some hot foreign
    guy ask me for directions,
[01:43] Mana
    then we try to communicate with gestures,
[01:46] Mana
    and things start to heat up,
    and just like that...
[01:49] Chio
    Just like what?!
[01:51] Mana
    Do you have anything you want
    to do before you die, Chio-chan?
[01:54] Chio
    Oh, I do!
[01:57] Chio
    You know how people throw
    cigarettes out of cars?
[01:59] Chio
    I want to pick one up in a cool way and say...
[02:03] Chio
    You dropped something.
[02:05] Chio
    And flick it back into the car!
[02:10] Mana
    Th-That's it?
[02:12] Chio
    Why not? Isn't that super cool?
[02:15] Mana
    Actually, it seems like you
    could do that pretty regularly.
[02:20] Mana
    Like with that lady.
[02:22] Chio
    Hmm, I'm not sure...
[02:25] Chio
    Looks like she got a phone call.
[02:25] Lady
    Hey, it's me.
[02:27] Lady
    Yeah, could you do something
    about that part-timer?
[02:33] Mana
    Chio-chan!
[02:39] Mana
    Sh-She caught it directly?!
[02:44] Chio
    Ow!
[02:46] Chio
    I leaped too far! Ow, my clavicle!
[02:52] Chio
    She's leaving!
[02:54] Chio
    W-Wait!
[02:55] Mana
    No, you wait!
[02:58] Granny
    Goodness, young lady.
[03:01] Granny
    Looks like you took quite the tumble.
[03:03] Mana
    Sorry about my friend!
    She's a bit clumsy!
SIGN    Nanoha
    Bank
[03:07] Mana
    Hey, are you okay?
[03:09] Mana
    Man, I always forget how
    passionate you can get.
[03:15] Mana
    Wait, did you actually get hurt?
[03:17] Chio
    Manana... I lost my chance
    to throw this away.
[03:22] Mana
    Hurry up and get rid of that thing!
[03:24] Chio
    Well, I mean... It's not lit anymore...
[03:29] Chio
    So it's just trash, right?
[03:32] Chio
    Maybe I won't get in trouble for
    having it, as long as I don't smoke it...
[03:38] Mana
    I can just tell...
[03:40] Mana
    Chio-chan's the type to think
    that smoking looks cool.
[03:45] Mana
    Come to think of it, that one time...
[03:47] (Flashback) Chio
    Characters who smoke are good characters.
[03:50] (Flashback) Mana
    Oh, I see.
[03:54] Mana
    Chio-chan, that's just a
    cigarette that's been put out.
[03:58] Mana
    What you're actually doing
    is just picking up litter...
[04:04] Mana
    So it's legal!
[04:11] Mana
    Good! Good! Look right over here! Smile!
[04:15] Chio
    L-Like this?
[04:16] Mana
    Yes! Perfect!
[04:17] Mana
    Don't let the cigarette touch your mouth,
[04:19] Mana
    because that'll mean all kinds of trouble!
[04:21] Mana
    Good! Good! Perfectly legal!
[04:24] Mana
    And legal.
[04:26] Mana
    Also legal.
[04:27] Mana
    Yes, legal!
[04:30] Both
    This girl is so bad!
[04:33] Chio
    This is amazing... It's like I'm not even me.
[04:36] Chio
    I feel like a bad girl.
[04:39] Mana
    Chio-chan! Let's take more! More!
[04:42] Mana
    I'm getting into it now!
[04:43] Mana
    Chio-chan, you're amazing!
    Look right over here!
[04:48] Mana
    I can't believe she's letting me take so many
    photos that would blow up if they got out!
[04:51] Mana
    I can't stop drooling!
[04:53] Mana
    I want to put these online so bad!
[04:55] Mana
    Look more like an assassin!
    Yes! More! More!
[04:58] Mana
    Give me that murder face! Murder face!
[05:01] Mana
    Let's try walking a little.
[05:03] Mana
    Imagine you're the bad guy making his
    first appearance in a battle manga.
[05:20] Both
    Look at this miraculous shot!
[05:23] Chio
    Oh, my gosh... I've never
    seen anything like this...
[05:29] Chio
    Y-You should try, Manana.
[05:32] Mana
    No, I'm good...
[05:34] Chio
    Do it, Manana!
[05:38] Mana
    What the hell is she saying?
[05:39] Mana
    There's no way I'd let her take
    such risky photos of me!
[05:43] Mana
    I've gotta calm her down...
[05:46] Mana
    Hey, boy...
[05:51] Chio
    The cat! It totally ruined the picture!
[05:53] Chio
    You're trying to look so hot,
    but you look so dumb!
[05:56] Chio
    Look at this miraculous shot!
[05:59] Who
    Hey, the cat's leaving!
[06:01] Mana
    Hey, take one now! Take one now!
[06:02] Mana
    Come on!
[06:04] Mana
    Yay!
[06:08] Chio
    Man, that was so much fun.
[06:11] Mana
    Crap... I didn't think I'd end up
    getting mine taken, too...
[06:14] Chio
    You looked great, too, Manana.
[06:17] Chio
    You were actually sorta... sexy.
[06:22] Mana
    Wanna do another shoot in my room tonight?
[06:26] Chio
    Okay, I'll hold on to this.
[06:28] Mana
    You're just going to keep
    hiding it in your hand?
[06:31] Chio
    It's more fragile than I thought...
[06:33] Chio
    So when I get to school, I'll wrap it up
    in something and keep it in my bag.
[06:36] Mana
    I see.
[06:37] Both
    This is truly...
[06:40] Both
    A mission to bring in a hazardous substance.
[06:43] Both
    We're going to protect this "toy"
    until we get out of school.
[06:47] Both
    A day-long mission is about to begi—
[06:51] Teach
    Something stinks.
[06:53] Girl
    Wait... but I... took a bath this morning...
[06:56] Teach
    This stench is unbearable.
[07:00] Teach
    All of you, stop where you are!
    I smell tobacco!
[07:06] Teach
    You may be able to fool your parents,
    but you can't fool my nose.
[07:10] Chio
    What? No way. Can he actually
    smell this one used cigarette?
[07:15] Teach
    There's no doubt about it.
    The smell's getting stronger.
[07:20] Teach
    You... No, it's not you.
[07:22] Guy
    I-It's not me!
[07:23] Chio
    I had let my guard down...
[07:26] Chio
    Bringing a used cigarette
    to school was insane!
[07:32] Chio
    It was basically like playing
    with an unexploded bomb!
[07:36] Chio
    If he finds this cigarette,
    it's going to be a huge deal.
[07:39] Mana
    Worst case scenario, we might get expelled!
[07:42] Chio
    Oh, shit! If he looks at our cell phones...
[07:47] Chio
    Those photos...
[07:59] Teach
    It's you.
[08:02] Chio
    I'm finished.
[08:04] Chio
    Yes... It's me.
[08:07] Teach
    Where did you get this?
[08:09] Chio
    S-Someone threw it out the
    window, so I picked it up.
[08:18] Teach
    Oh?
[08:21] Teach
    Well done. I'll make sure to get rid of this.
[08:25] Both
    Huh?
[08:26] Chio
    U-Um...
[08:27] Mana
    Chio-chan?!
[08:29] Chio
    You don't think there's a
    possibility that I smoked it?
[08:33] Teach
    Uh, not really.
[08:35] Teach
    It's faint, but there's lipstick on the end,
[08:39] Teach
    and this brand is pretty strong.
[08:41] Teach
    It wouldn't suit a child.
    I can't imagine you smoking this, Miyamo.
[08:46] Chio
    I... I feel like he might
    actually be insulting me...
[08:50] Chio
    B-B-But just maybe I did smoke it!
[08:54] Chio
    I'm... I'm a pretty bad girl, you know.
[09:01] Mana
    Huh?
[09:07] Guy
    A bad girl? Seriously?
[09:09] Guy 2
    What's that pose supposed to be? A gun?
[09:11] Teach
    Well, there's your answer.
[09:15] Chio
    I'm going to show you those photos, then!
[09:15] Mana
    No! Don't!
[09:17] Chio
    Don't stop me, Manana!
[09:18] Mana
    Chio-chan! You're going
    to drag me down with you!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[09:22] Girl
    Chio's School Road.
[09:24] Girl
    Hey, Gotou-chan, what's that?
[09:26] Teach
    Oh, a first-year picked up some litter.
[09:30] Girl
    I hate cigarettes.
[09:32] Girl
    Only idiots smoke, right?
[09:34] Teach
    Is that so? This brand is
    actually quite historic.
[09:37] Teach
    People like Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
    and Dazai Osamu smoked it.
[09:41] Girl
    Really?
[09:42] Teach
    Listen up. Even if it involves smoking,
    you should never be prejudiced.
[09:47] Girl
    Okay!
[09:48] Girl
    But I'm pretty sure a minor
    shouldn't agree with that...
SIGN    Preliminary Career Survey
    This year, we will be doing a preliminary career survey with all the students.
    We believe that this will be especially useful for 3rd-years when they decide what path
    they're going to take. Please try to fill in all 3 choices.
    Choosing Career/School
    Career | School
    Choice 1 | Choice 1
    Choice 2 | Choice 2
SIGN    Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand
[09:53] Chio
    Man, are they really asking first-years
[09:55] Chio
    about their career paths?
[09:57] Chio
    What are you going to do, Manana?
[09:59] Mana
    I wrote that I'm going to be a teacher.
[10:01] Chio
    What? I've never heard you
    mention that before.
[10:04] Mana
    It's just a dummy answer.
[10:06] Mana
    Telling the teachers that you
    plan to be a teacher yourself
[10:08] Mana
    should go over pretty well, right?
[10:10] Chio
    Yeah, I guess...
    Wait, what are you trying to do?
[10:15] Mana
    Get brownie points.
[10:16] Chio
    You're scum, you know that?
[10:17] Mana
    I mean, wouldn't it be way better
    if we didn't have to get a job?
[10:23] Chio
    I wouldn't say... I mean, I think
    work could be fun in some ways.
[10:27] Mana
    All right. Why don't we make a bet?
[10:29] Chio
    Huh?
[10:30] Mana
    We're going to ask the first adult we see,
[10:33] Mana
    "Do you think your job is fun?"
[10:35] Mana
    And we'll bet 100 yen on their answer.
[10:37] Mana
    If they say it's fun, you win.
[10:39] Chio
    What? We're really going
    to ask strangers that?
[10:42] Mana
    Yup!
[10:42] Chio
    Wait...
[10:44] Chio
    Knowing Manana, she might actually—
[10:46] Andou
    Shit. I want to quit my job so bad.
[10:50] Andou
    This sucks.
[10:51] Mana
    Smirk.
[10:52] Chio
    What? No way!
[10:54] Mana
    Sir, are you okay?
[10:56] Chio
    Whoa! She actually did it!
[10:58] Mana
    Are you having problems at work?
[11:00] Andou
    Uh, no, I...
[11:00] Mana
    I saw you and got a bit worried...
[11:03] Andou
    Well, I tried to live my life acting cool...
[11:06] Andou
    But now that I've joined adult society,
[11:08] Andou
    I realized that I can't even
    deliver newspapers properly...
[11:12] Chio
    That bike... Oh, I guess it belongs
    to that newspaper delivery guy.
SIGN    Shibasei Newspaper
[11:16] Chio
    Wait a sec, that's—
[11:18] Chio
    Huh?!
[11:19] Chio
    Andou-san from the motorcycle gang!
[11:22] Andou
    I keep getting all these complaints...
    I'm so going to get yelled at later.
[11:26] Chio
    Shh...
[11:32] Mana
    So you're saying work is not fun, right?
[11:38] Andou
    Well, it's rough at times,
    but it's definitely worth doing...
[11:43] Mana
    Huh?
[11:44] Andou
    I'm not sure about fun,
[11:47] Andou
    but I just personally don't
    think this job is for me.
[11:52] Mana
    He's trying to act cool all of a sudden?
[11:55] Andou
    Honestly, it's a pain. I think I'll just set
    the rest of the papers on fire and quit.
[12:00] Chio
    No!
[12:02] Chio
    You finally started working!
[12:04] Chio
    Sulking and quitting isn't cool at all!
[12:09] Chio
    B-Bloody Bu—
[12:10] Chio
    We'll help you out, so let's go!
[12:15] Chio
    We have a little time to spare,
[12:18] Chio
    so let's finish up the rest
    of this delivery, okay?
[12:24] Andou
    O-Okay.
[12:25] Andou
    This is all I have left... Help me out!
[12:29] Chio
    Come on, Manana!
[12:30] Manana
    What?!
[12:32] Andou
    The first place is down here!
[12:32] Manana
    Wait for me!
[12:33] Chio
    What about your bike?
[12:34] Andou
    It's fine. These are my last papers.
[12:37] Andou
    I'll have you two deliver to the house with
    the red roof and the one across from it.
[12:41] Chio
    Okay.
[12:41] Andou
    I'll go take care of all the
    deliveries on the other side.
[12:44] Andou
    Bloody—
[12:45] Chio
    It's Miyamo. This is Nonomura.
[12:47] Mana
    Hi...
[12:48] Andou
    Th-The name's Andou...
[12:52] Mana
    I didn't think we were actually
    going to help deliver newspapers.
[12:55] Chio
    Think of it as helping someone out. Besides...
[12:58] Chio
    you might find some joy in working.
[13:05] Chio
    It's already late, so why don't we ring
    the doorbell and hand it to them directly?
SIGN    Ookawara Stationery
[13:09] Mana
    Why do I have to do this?
SIGN    Sakaguchi
[13:19] Mana
    Um... I'm sorry we're late.
    H-Here's your paper.
SIGN    Shibasei Newspaper
SIGN    10,000 tuna wash up on Kasugai Beach
SIGN    Locals Ecstatic
[13:26] Lady
    I already saw that on TV!
[13:47] Chio
    Okay, I'll do the next one...
SIGN    Tanaka
[14:01] Chio
    Um, here's your paper.
[14:03] Chio
    I know it's a little late...
[14:06] Chio
    I'm really sorr—
[14:09] Chio
    Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[14:12] Chio
    U-Uh, hey!
[14:14] Chio
    Wait, it's not bleeding, is it? Ow!
[14:21] Mana
    I'm never doing that again.
    I'm never going to work.
[14:23] Mana
    Never working again...
[14:25] Andou
    Wha— I see. You handed
    them the papers directly...
[14:28] Andou
    I should've told you!
[14:30] Andou
    Those born in the Showa era get
    really pissed if their paper is late.
[14:35] Chio
    What? Why? It's just a newspaper...
[14:37] Andou
    The Showa era didn't have the
    pressure-free education system.
[14:41] Andou
    What they went through was the
    loathsome cramming education.
[14:44] Guy
    Hurgh!
[14:45] Andou
    So if they don't see those lines of
    printed words to start their day,
[14:48] Andou
    they lose themselves and become violent!
[14:51] Chio
    Th-They've got no chill...
[14:54] Chio
    Those poor people born in the Showa era.
[14:58] Mana
    Isn't the problem that you're so late?
[15:00] Mana
    Why were you so late to begin with?
[15:06] Andou
    Er, um, uh...
[15:08] Andou
    It seems there've been some early morning
    incidents resulting in injury lately.
[15:13] Andou
    I kept getting questioned
    by all these policemen.
[15:13] (Flashback) Cop
    Excuse me, do you have a moment?
[15:15] (Flashback) ---
    What is it?
[15:15] Andou
    I got annoyed and raised
    my voice a little, and...
[15:18] (Flashback) Andou
    I told you! I have nothing to do with it!
[15:20] (Flashback) Cop
    Hey, yelling makes you even more suspicious.
[15:22] (Flashback) Cop
    I require backup!
[15:22] Andou
    I just ended up further delayed...
[15:28] Mana
    Andou-san...
[15:30] Mana
    Considering how you look, it's—
[15:32] Chio
    It's okay! This isn't your
    fault at all, Andou-san.
[15:35] Chio
    Stuff like this happens!
[15:37] Andou
    Miyamo...
[15:38] Chio
    Please don't get upset. It doesn't suit you.
[15:42] Chio
    Let's keep our heads up! All the time!
[15:44] Andou
    I see... Keep my head up.
[15:46] Chio
    Yup!
[15:48] Mana
    There's something off
    about Chio-chan's intensity...
[15:51] Mana
    I-It can't be!
[15:55] Chio
    Where to next?
[15:56] Andou
    It's just around the corner...
[15:59] Andou
    Hang on a sec!
[16:03] Andou
    Damn it. He is out there.
[16:04] Mana
    The annoying customer you mentioned...
[16:07] Chio
    Is that him?
[16:08] Andou
    Yeah. If I'm even a little late, he waits
    in front of his apartment like that forever,
[16:12] Andou
    lecturing on and on.
[16:14] Guy
    Man, the paper's late.
[16:15] Guy
    He's not getting away with this.
[16:17] Andou
    I'm hours behind today...
[16:20] Andou
    This is going to suck,
    but I don't have a choice...
[16:21] Guy
    Definitely not forgiving him!
[16:22] Andou
    I'll go get yelled at.
[16:24] Chio
    Wait!
[16:25] Chio
    When you deliver papers, you just have to
    get the paper into the mail slot, right?
[16:31] Chio
    Manana.
[16:32] Mana
    Yeah, I get it.
[16:33] Andou
    What are you planning to do?
[16:35] Chio
    We're gonna keep our heads held high!
[16:36] Andou
    The stairs are on the other side!
[16:45] Guy
    Damn it... I'm gonna lecture
    him until he pisses himself.
[16:49] Guy
    What's wrong with kids these days?
[16:52] Guy
    They don't take us adults seriously!
[16:53] Guy
    I need to teach them how rough the world is.
[16:58] Guy
    Seriously, why do I—
[17:02] Guy
    Damn it. He's still not here?
    That young punk...
[17:10] Guy
    Damn it, he's late.
[17:24] Andou
    You okay?
[17:26] Guy
    Huh? The paper's right here.
[17:32] Andou
    You're amazing, Miyamo!
[17:33] Chio
    I know, right?!
[17:40] Chio
    When you use a dagger,
    you don't rely on arm strength...
[17:43] Chio
    You hold it by your abdomen and stab
    with all of your body weight!
[17:47] Chio
    Yay! We finished all the deliveries!
[17:49] Mana
    Collective mailboxes are the best!
[17:52] Chio
    Man, thank goodness!
[17:55] Andou
    Okay...
[17:57] Andou
    Hey, Miyamo.
[17:58] Chio
    Whoa, you're close!
[17:58] Chio
    Huh? Are there still more?
[18:00] Andou
    Uh, no, that's not it...
[18:08] Andou
    Hey, listen...
[18:09] Andou
    I, uh... B-Because of you...
    Because of you...
[18:14] Andou
    Because of you, I decided I'd
    keep this job a little longer.
[18:22] Chio
    I see. It's a bit rough,
    but it is a fun job, isn't it?
[18:28] Andou
    Yeah.
[18:34] Mana
    Chio-chan. We're about out of time.
[18:36] Mana
    Look, we're gonna be late.
[18:38] Mana
    Well, good luck, Andou-san.
[18:40] Andou
    Th-Thanks...
[18:48] Mana
    Hey...
[18:50] Mana
    Chio-chan, that guy—
[18:52] Chio
    Manana.
[18:54] Mana
    Wh-What?
[18:58] Chio
    So... give me 100 yen.
[19:00] Mana
    Huh?
[19:01] Chio
    Hey, we made a bet.
[19:03] (Flashback) Mana
    We're going to ask the first adult we see,
[19:03] Chio
    Before we left, I asked him if delivering
    papers was fun, and he said yes,
[19:05] (Flashback) Mana
    "Do you think your job is fun?"
[19:07] Chio
    so I win.
[19:07] (Flashback) Mana
    And we'll bet 100 yen on their answer.
[19:10] Mana
    Don't tell me she...
[19:12] Chio
    Come on, now. Come on.
[19:14] Mana
    The way she was acting and
    the stuff she was saying...
[19:16] Mana
    It wasn't actually romantic,
[19:18] Mana
    but she made him say that
    because she wanted 100 yen...
[19:24] Mana
    She's so... so...
[19:28] Chio
    Come on! Hurry up! 100 yen, please!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[19:31] Person
    Chio's School Road.
[19:36] Andou
    So her name's Miyamo...
[19:39] Andou
    She's always helping me out...
[19:41] Andou
    What a great girl!
[19:44] Mana
    What the hell is that face?
    She pisses me off so much.
[19:46] ---
    100 yen!
SIGN    Manana's
SIGN    School Road
[19:49] Chio
    Manana's School Road.
[19:52] Mana
    You said you became friends with Hosokawa-san
[19:54] Mana
    after you dove head-first into some garbage,
[19:57] Mana
    but what does that even mean?
[19:59] Chio
    Oh... Yeah, that...
[20:03] Mana
    I see. You caused a huge
    fuss to try to fool her.
[20:08] Mana
    You always have to overdo everything.
[20:11] Chio
    Then what would you have done?
[20:13] Mana
    A single expression would've
    been more than enough!
[20:16] Chio
    Like what?!
[20:18] Mana
    It's...
[20:20] Mana
    the expression when you look like you aren't
    greeting someone, but you actually are!
[20:24] Chio
    The expression when you look like you aren't
    greeting someone, but you actually are?!
[20:27] Mana
    First of all, the one doing the greeting
    isn't even paying attention to nearby randos.
[20:32] Mana
    Which means, when you're not sure,
    if you greet them with a vague expression,
[20:36] Mana
    you wouldn't be ignoring them,
[20:37] Mana
    and if they weren't greeting you,
    you can just walk by without being noticed.
[20:41] Mana
    It's not anything people around you
    would notice, so the risk is low.
[20:44] Chio
    I see... So what kind of expression is that?
[20:48] Mana
    It's...
[20:49] Girl
    Morning!
[20:50] Chio
    One of the popular girls from Manana's class?
[20:53] Chio
    Hey, this is the same situation
    I was in the other day.
[20:56] Chio
    She may or may not be greeting Manana...
[21:00] Chio
    What are you going to do, Manana?!
[21:03] Mana
    Hey...
[21:07] Chio
    I-It's perfect!
[21:09] Chio
    She's expressing surprise, hesitation,
    and joy with her eyes and eyebrows...
[21:13] Chio
    And her lips may or may not
    be giving a greeting...
[21:16] Chio
    Th-This is...
[21:18] Chio
    The expression when you look like you aren't
    greeting someone, but you actually are!
[21:22] Girl
    Nonomura-san!
[21:23] Chio
    Whoa! The greeting actually wor—
[21:26] Girl
    Are you feeling sick?
[21:28] Chio
    Uh-oh... She just thinks
    Manana's acting weird now.
[21:36] Mana
    Yes... My stomach doesn't feel g— Augh!
[21:39] Girl
    Nonomura-san?
[21:40] Girl
    What's wrong?
[21:41] Girl
    Is she okay?
[21:42] Chio
    Whoa, people are gathering.
[21:44] Girl
    Nonomura-san!
[21:45] Mana
    It's okay... This happens all
    the time. It'll pass soon...
[21:48] Girl
    Are you okay?
[21:48] Girl
    Should I call an ambulance?
[21:49] Mana
    An ambulance?! No, that's okay...
[21:51] Mana
    Oh, I think it's getting better...
[21:52] Mana
    No, really!
[21:54] ---
    It's okay.
[21:54] Mana
    What should I do?
[21:56] Chio
    I'm gonna run!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:28] Chio
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:30] Chio
    "Thank You, George" and "Mananacchio."
[23:33] Chio
    Look forward to it!
[23:34] ---
    100 yen!
[23:39] ---
    This is too long!

5 - Thank You, George / Mananacchio

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[01:29] [SONG] Sign
    For pedestrians
    and bicycles
SIGN    Thank You, George
SIGN    Pootea
SIGN    Calming Aroma
SIGN    Green Tea
[01:42] Chio
    I... need to pee.
[01:47] Chio
    I'm... about to burst.
[01:50] Chio
    I wandered into the city where there's a
    lot of people, in search of a bathroom...
[01:54] Chio
    I shouldn't have downed this tea that
    I brought to school because it was hot!
[01:58] [SONG] Sign
    For pedestrians
    and bicycles
[02:04] Chio
    If I relax, I'll be in trouble!
[02:19] [SONG] Sign
    For pedestrians
    and bicycles
[02:22] Chio
    N-No...
[02:23] [SONG] Sign
    For pedestrians
    and bicycles
[02:26] Chio
    N-N...
[02:27] [SONG] Sign
    For pedestrians
    and bicycles
[02:29] Chio
    No!
[02:32] [SONG] Sign
    For pedestrians
    and bicycles
[02:36] Chio
    I'm at my limit!
[02:39] Chio
    Every step I take is chipping
    away at my SAN points.
[02:44] [SONG] Sign
    Shit, I need to go,
[02:44] Guy
    Shit, I need to go, Andou-sensei, now.
SIGN    Anzai-sensei,
SIGN    Points
SIGN    now.
[02:50] Chio
    At this point... I'll just go somewhere
    in the shadows over there...
[02:55] Chio
    Must be nice being an animal...
[02:58] Chio
    You can just go to the bathroom
    wherever the hell you want!
[03:03] Chio
    That's...
[03:08] Chio
    I'm putting everything I have...
SIGN    I'm putting everything I have
[03:13] Chio
    into this moment!
[03:15] Chio
    A bathroom!
[03:17] Chio
    I had no idea there was one he—
[03:20] ---
    ...eeeere!
[03:26] Chio
    Shit! It's going to come out!
[03:28] Chio
    Just the other side! J-Just...
    It's just on the other side!
SIGN    Turn
[03:43] Chio
    That was too close!
[03:47] Chio
    As a last resort, I even considered
    hiding and going into the bottle.
[03:52] Chio
    I mean, the color's just about right...
[03:55] Chio
    But...
[03:57] Chio
    Thank goodness I didn't use it!
[03:59] Chio
    The problem now...
[04:07] Chio
    is the fact that this is the men's bathroom.
[04:11] Chio
    But I couldn't hold it anymore!
[04:13] Chio
    Of course I'd go into the closer one!
[04:16] Chio
    I couldn't help it!
[04:21] Chio
    Someone's here!
[04:23] Chio
    He went into the next stall...
[04:29] Chio
    Huh?
[04:31] Chio
    He's just going to the bathroom, right?
[04:33] Chio
    What the hell is happening?
[04:37] Chio
    What the...
[04:39] Chio
    The men's bathroom is scary!
[04:47] Chio
    I have to hurry up and get out of here...
[04:51] Chio
    I need to make sure I don't run
    into anyone at the entrance.
[04:54] Chio
    At a time like this...
[04:57] Chio
    I'll concentrate all my chakra
[05:00] Chio
    into my eyes...
[05:02] Chio
    and unleash my sixth sense!
[05:07] Chio
    Real Wall Hack!
[05:10] Nar
    A wall hack is a cheat
    that's used in online games
[05:14] Nar
    to show the player the location
    of the enemy behind walls.
[05:19] Chio
    Okay! Now I'm gonna dash
    the hell outta here—
[05:23] Guy
    Damn it. My hair got messed up from sweat.
[05:26] Guy
    My hair getting messed up...
[05:30] Guy
    Really gets me down...
[05:32] Chio
    Yeah, I probably shouldn't
    just rely on my instincts.
[05:35] Chio
    Thinking back...
[05:37] Chio
    Remembering when I entered,
[05:40] Chio
    I think there was a bus stop
    right in front of this bathroom.
[05:44] Chio
    I guess there are usually a lot
    of people walking around here.
[05:49] Chio
    It must've been a miracle that
    I got in without being seen.
[05:52] Chio
    Which means... my only way out...
[05:58] Chio
    doesn't exist.
SIGN    Cleaning
[06:06] Chio
    This must be the storage closet.
[06:08] Chio
    No wonder this door looked different.
SIGN    Escape Successful!
SIGN    Clear time
SIGN    Total kill count
SIGN    Avoiding alerts
SIGN    Clear rank
[06:37] Chio
    That's how it'd go in an assassin game.
[06:39] Chio
    That'll probably work.
[06:40] Chio
    Should I do it to protect
    my honor as a maiden?
[06:43] Chio
    Is it worth going to prison?
[06:45] Chio
    What am I even talking about?
[06:48] Chio
    I wonder if there's
    anything else I can use...
[06:53] Chio
    What's this?
[06:54] Chio
    I've never seen this in the women's
    bathroom. I wonder what it is...
[07:00] Chio
    If I use this properly,
    I might be able to escape!
[07:03] Chio
    If I can just buy some time...
[07:05] Guy
    Now that my hair's fly
    again, I feel better...
[07:09] Chio
    First, I'll carefully...
SIGN    Cleaning
[07:11] Chio
    set this here.
[07:13] Chio
    And the exit's... on the other side!
[07:17] Chio
    Yes... This light that shines into my eyes...
[07:19] Chio
    This is... my door of hope!
[07:32] Chio
    Okay... There are definitely fewer
    people walking by on this side.
[07:37] Chio
    But not yet...
[07:41] Chio
    The situation's not good.
[07:45] Guy
    They're cleaning?! Seriously?!
    I'm about to piss myself!
[07:48] Guy
    Ma'am! Ma'am! Do you mind
    if I come in real quick?
[07:52] Guy
    I'm coming in.
SIGN    Cleaning
[07:53] Guy
    It's an emergency!
[07:56] Chio
    Trap... activated!
[08:00] Guy
    What the...
[08:01] Guy
    Th-There's piss everywhere!
    Talk about a disaster area!
[08:08] Guy
    I'll go somewhere else...
[08:11] Chio
    My plan to buy time worked!
[08:13] Chio
    I probably threw out way too much tea.
[08:15] Chio
    Sorry, whoever has to clean this up!
[08:18] Chio
    Now, then... How are things outside?
[08:21] Chio
    This arrangement...
[08:23] Chio
    Two girls in miniskirts...
    Otherwise, only old guys around!
[08:26] Chio
    Now's my chance! I'm glad I waited!
[08:30] Chio
    He should be on the other
    side of that wall...
[08:33] Chio
    Go!
[08:36] Chio
    Random mysterious and colorful
    ball I found in the storage closet!
SIGN    Silence
[08:41] Chio
    Huh?
[08:42] Guy
    Whoa! This is awful!
    Talk about a disaster area!
[08:47] Chio
    Firing all rounds!
[08:54] Girl
    So I found this yummy snack
    at the hundred yen store...
[09:00] Girl
    Aw, a kitty!
[09:03] Girl
    Oh, my gosh! He's so cute!
[09:07] Girl
    Let's take a video!
[09:09] Girl
    Let's send it to everyone in class!
[09:11] Girl
    Let's!
[09:13] Girl
    Look over here! You're so cute!
[09:17] Chio
    That should create a blind spot...
[09:21] Chio
    And in that instant...
[09:24] Chio
    This is my chance!
[09:27] Girl
    I wish he'd look over here a little more.
[09:29] Girl
    Come on, just a little more.
[09:30] Guys
    A little more... A little more... A little more...
[09:34] Chio
    Huh?!
[09:38] Chio
    Huh? I can't get out? Did I gain weight?!
[09:41] Chio
    This is the worst possible...
[09:46] Girl
    Huh?
[09:47] Chio
    I'm free!
[09:55] Chio
    Ow...
[09:57] Girl
    Uh...
[09:58] Girl
    You sort of appeared out of nowhere
    and scared the crap out of us.
[10:01] Guy
    That was some speed...
[10:04] Guy
    Are you okay?
[10:05] Girl
    Actually, where did you even come from?
[10:08] Chio
    G... G-G-G...
[10:09] Chio
    George!
[10:11] Chio
    George! I finally found you!
[10:14] Chio
    So this is where you went
    when you ran out of the house!
[10:17] Chio
    I was so surprised, I couldn't help but jump!
[10:19] Chio
    Yeah! I totally just jumped at you!
[10:24] Chio
    George! George, wait!
[10:26] Chio
    At least let me thank you!
[10:30] Girl
    She must really like cats...
[10:34] Girl
    Oh, so am I!
[10:36] Girl
    You know, this ball smells really good.
[10:39] Girl
    It smells like fragrant olive.
[10:42] Girl
    What a weird toy!
[10:46] Nar
    It was then that the men thought....
[10:48] Sign
    They stop urea from hardening
[10:48] Guy
    Isn't that one of those things*
    I see rolling around in urinals?
[10:51] Guy
    A-Am I imagining it?
[10:54] Guy
    Just thinking about it
    makes me have to pee.
[10:56] Guy
    I think there was a bathroom
    on the other side.
[11:02] Guy
    It's a disaster area!
[11:06] Guy
    Chio's School Road!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[11:10] Chio
    Hey, I still had one of those
    mysterious balls in my pocket.
[11:18] Teach
    What's this?
[11:20] Teach
    I don't know what's popular these days,
[11:22] Teach
    but you shouldn't bring
    weird toys to school...
[11:29] Momo
    My name is Shinozuka Momo.
SIGN    Disciplinary
SIGN    Mananacchio
[11:31] Momo
    I'm the disciplinary monitor of the
    Samejima Academy student council.
SIGN    In use by the disciplinary committee Please be quiet
SIGN    Small Meeting Room 2
[11:40] Teach
    Discipline at this academy
    is slowly crumbling.
[11:43] Teach
    We've recently received a number of calls
[11:45] Teach
    from people who live near the school
    in regards to students behaving badly.
[11:48] Teach
    Apparently there's a student
    misbehaving where we can't see.
SIGN    12 reports of bad behavior Student showed up to school with a motorcycle gang member Suspicious female student wandering around alleys
SIGN    School
SIGN    Eyewitnesses in this area Is this all the same person?
[11:54] Teaech
    If you hear anything,
    report to me immediately.
[11:57] Momo
    Th-This is my chance
[11:59] Momo
    to be of use to Gotou-sensei!
[12:04] Momo
    Because of that, I decided I'd
    take a detour this morning
[12:07] Momo
    and investigate the area
    that's been reported.
[12:11] Momo
    I don't see any issues.
[12:13] Momo
    It looks totally peaceful.
[12:15] Momo
    I wonder if the reports we received were
    really about a student from our school.
[12:20] Momo
    Those two walking in front of me
[12:22] Momo
    are acting as students from our
    school should, with calm and grace.
[12:26] Momo
    As I thought, the students from Samejima
    Academy are good students with high morals.
[12:34] Momo
    Oh...
[12:35] Momo
    A flower.
[12:38] Momo
    I wonder if she's going to make a bookmark.
[12:44] Manana
    Ow!
[12:49] Manana
    How dare you?!
[12:55] Momo
    What's going on?
[12:57] Momo
    What is this?
[12:59] Momo
    Th-These are girls from our school?
[13:03] Manana
    You wrapped around it?
[13:05] Mana
    How did you even think—
[13:06] Chio
    Hup!
[13:13] Momo
    Th-They're acting as if
    nothing even happened...
[13:16] Chio
    Does your ass hurt?
[13:18] Mana
    Not at all.
SIGN    Activity Report
[13:20] Momo
    I-I'll...
[13:22] Momo
    need to look into this.
[13:25] Chio
    So, like, this part...
[13:27] Mana
    Huh?
[13:27] Chio
    You know.
[13:28] Mana
    No, I don't.
[13:29] Chio
    Oh, come on!
[13:30] Momo
    They seem to have stopped...
[13:31] Mana
    No way! Not happening!
[13:32] Momo
    and they're arguing?
[13:35] Mana
    Huh? Are you stupid?
[13:37] Momo
    I can't really hear them, but...
[13:40] Mana
    Jeez...
[13:41] Momo
    She handed over her bag.
[13:42] Chio
    Take care of my bag for me!
[13:43] Mana
    Yeah, whatever.
[13:44] Momo
    Huh?
[13:46] Momo
    Wait, that part connects
    to the top of the hill...
[13:50] Momo
    C-Could that student actually be...
[13:53] Momo
    taking a shortcut to school?
[13:56] Momo
    But why would she even do that?
[13:59] Momo
    Is there some kind of emergency?
[14:02] Momo
    No, wait...
[14:03] Momo
    It's faster to walk up normally.
[14:05] Momo
    The expected result happened!
[14:07] Momo
    Her friend doesn't look
    like she's going to help.
[14:11] Mana
    Hurry it up.
[14:13] Momo
    Seriously, what is she doing?
[14:17] Momo
    More importantly, are these two...
[14:22] Momo
    really even friends?
[14:25] Momo
    It doesn't seem like it to me.
[14:30] Momo
    She took out some water.
[14:32] Momo
    Is she giving it to her friend?
[14:36] Momo
    Evidently not!
[14:42] Momo
    As I thought, these two...
[14:48] Mana
    Jeez...
[14:50] Chio
    Manana!
[14:51] Momo
    Ah, this is so beautiful...
[14:55] Momo
    She watered the flowers!
[14:59] Momo
    She chose flowers over her friend...
[15:02] Chio
    Manana!
[15:04] Momo
    Oh, no! She's lost it!
[15:11] Momo
    Now they're fighting again...
[15:14] Momo
    Are they truly students of Samejima Academy?
[15:18] Momo
    Gotou-sensei and the student council
    should have been guiding them, but...
[15:26] Momo
    How unsightly...
[15:32] Momo
    I cannot restrain myself any longer...
[15:35] Momo
    You two! Stop this at once!
[15:37] Both
    Huh?
[15:39] Momo
    I'm the disciplinary monitor of the
    Samejima Academy student council
[15:42] Momo
    and second-year student,
[15:43] Momo
    Shinozuka Momo!
[15:44] Momo
    As the disciplinary monitor,
    I shall give you a warning!
[15:47] Momo
    You two should stop hanging
    out with each other!
[15:52] Mana
    Um... Isn't that...
[15:54] Chio
    ...the girl who's always
    around Gotou-sensei?
[15:58] Momo
    It was rude of me, but I have been
    following you for some time now.
[16:02] Momo
    You beat your friend with a whip...
[16:04] Momo
    Then you didn't stop her
    from climbing a wall...
[16:07] Momo
    Lastly, you both fought over water.
[16:10] Momo
    You two are a horrible
    influence on one another!
[16:14] Momo
    Listen well. True friends lift
    each other up, seek righteousness,
[16:19] Momo
    and punish evil-doers!
[16:24] Momo
    Only those you can face hardships with,
[16:28] Momo
    who will have your back in
    life or death situations—
[16:30] Mana
    Um...
[16:31] Mana
    You probably don't have any
    friends, do you, Senpai?
[16:34] Chio
    There it is...
[16:35] Momo
    H-How did you know?!
SIGN    Activity Report
[16:37] Mana
    Only people who don't have friends
    talk about ideal friends.
[16:42] Mana
    We've been like this ever
    since we were in grade school.
[16:46] Mana
    Not to mention...
[16:48] Mana
    The reason I decided to go to Samejima...
[16:51] Mana
    is because Chio-chan also
    applied for Samejima!
[16:54] Chio
    What? I didn't know that!
[16:57] Momo
    Then, right here, right now,
[16:59] Momo
    prove your friendship to me in
    a manner that I will understand!
SIGN    Activity Report
[17:02] Momo
    If you cannot,
[17:03] Momo
    I will report all the dangerous
    activities I witnessed
[17:06] Momo
    to the student council!
[17:10] Mana
    We just need to make you see
    that we're friends, right?
[17:14] Chio
    We can't have you treat our
    ten years together so lightly...
[17:19] Both
    ...can we?
[17:22] Both
    Prove our friendship?
[17:24] Mana
    How?
[17:26] Mana
    Do we say each other's birthdays?
[17:27] Mana
    No, even acquaintances can do that...
[17:30] Mana
    The color of her panties?
    The name of the person she likes?
[17:33] Mana
    Wait. Those all sound easy, but...
[17:36] Chio
    Manana...
[17:37] Mana
    Huh?
[17:38] Chio
    Let's do that one thing.
[17:41] Mana
    That one thing?
[17:44] Mana
    That one thing?! No way! We'll die!
[17:50] Chio
    What choice do we have?
[17:53] Chio
    Watch, Senpai.
[17:56] Chio
    For gym class in grade school...
[17:58] Manana
    ...we took the theme of
    friendship and created...
[18:01] Chio
    ...this dance.
[18:07] mana
    It's called...
[18:08] Both
    ...Mananacchio!
[18:14] Both
    Meow!
[18:15] Both
    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
    meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[18:19] Both
    Meowy, meowy, meowy
    meow meow meow meow.
[18:23] Both
    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
    meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[18:27] Both
    Meowy, meowy, meowy
    meow meow meow meow.
[18:37] Both
    Meow...
[18:39] Both
    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
    meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[18:44] Both
    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
    meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[18:52] Mana
    I'm Manyanya...
[18:54] Chio
    I'm Chionya, and we're...
[18:55] Both
    ...Mananacchio!
[19:04] Chio
    Um...
[19:05] Mana
    That's it...
[19:07] Momo
    I'm so moved!
[19:09] Both
    She's bawling?!
[19:11] Momo
    I could... clearly see... the friendship...
[19:16] Momo
    you worked so hard... to build...
[19:21] Momo
    As promised, I won't report any of this.
[19:24] Mana
    Well, uh, thanks...
[19:26] Chio
    It's been so long since we did that.
[19:28] ---
    I barely remembered it.
[19:30] Momo
    Um, may I ask one last thing?
[19:34] Momo
    Um... Well...
[19:36] Momo
    How do you get closer to
    someone who's important to you?
[19:44] Mana
    Are you talking about Gotou-sensei?
[19:47] Momo
    Huh?!
[19:47] Chio
    I'm sure it is.
[19:49] Momo
    But... Relationships between students
    and teachers are greatly frowned upon...
[19:54] Chio
    Did she basically just admit it?
[19:56] Mana
    Senpai.
[19:57] Momo
    Y-Yes?
[19:59] Mana
    Even if there is an issue with
    that kind of relationship,
[20:02] Mana
    all the blame will fall on the teacher!
[20:04] Momo
    Huh?
[20:05] Mana
    So you just need to pursue
    him as hard as you can!
[20:08] Mana
    As hard as you can, okay?
[20:09] Chio
    Manana's totally invested now.
[20:10] Mana
    It'll totally work out!
[20:13] Momo
    You really... think so?
[20:15] Mana
    Yes!
[20:16] Momo
    Um... Would it be okay if I talked
    to you about it sometimes?
[20:21] Mana
    Sure!
[20:22] Mana
    Listen, you need to keep
    your rivals in check! Yes!
[20:24] Momo
    In check!
[20:25] Mana
    And, Senpai, it's important
    for girls to be mysterious.
[20:28] Momo
    I see!
[20:30] Chio
    Girls? Mysterious? How so?
[20:36] Momo
    This concludes my report.
[20:38] Teach
    No incidents... huh?
[20:41] Teach
    But make sure you don't
    act on your own too much.
[20:45] Momo
    Yes, sir.
[20:45] Teach
    By the way, your face doesn't
    seem as tense as usual.
[20:49] Momo
    Huh?
[20:50] Teach
    Did something good happen
    while you were patrolling?
[20:54] Momo
    U-Um, well...
[20:57] Momo
    At times like these, I'm supposed to say...
[21:01] Momo
    It's a secret.
[21:06] Girl
    Chio's School Road.
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[21:10] Momo
    Good morning.
[21:12] Girl
    Gotou-chan...
[21:14] Girl
    Hear me out.
[21:16] Teach
    First, you need to greet me properly.
[21:19] Momo
    Nonomura-san also mentioned...
[21:21] (Flashback) Mana
    Keep your rivals in check!
[21:25] Momo
    U-Um...
[21:26] Mana
    If you're going to talk to the advisor of
    the disciplinary committee, Gotou-sensei,
[21:29] Mana
    you need to look more proper...
[21:35] Girl
    Oh?
[21:36] Girl
    So that's what's going on...
[21:38] Girl
    But... are you sure that's okay?
[21:42] Girl
    If I became more prim and proper...
[21:44] Girl
    I might be even more destructive, you know?
[21:47] Girl
    I think our personalities
    will end up overlapping.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:28] Chio
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:30] Chio
    "Everyone's Own Path" and "Chio-chan Eludes."
[23:34] Chio
    Look forward to—
[23:35] Chio
    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
    meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...

6 - Everyone's Own Path / Chio-chan Eludes

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Everyone's Own Path
[01:36] Chio
    Manana, did you see the message
    from Hosokawa-san?
[01:38] Mana
    Ah...
[01:40] Mana
    The one about the captain of
    the Kabaddi Club being missing?
[01:40] [SONG] Sign
    Received Messages
    From: Hosokawa-san
    To: Me
    Subject: I'm worried...
    Kushitori-senpai from the Kabaddi Club
    hasn't shown up to school or her dorm...
    Have you heard anything?
    Her family doesn't seem to be very worried...
[01:43] Chio
    Yeah, that.
[01:44] Chio
    I wonder if she got caught
    up in some kind of incident.
[01:46] Mana
    Uh, I don't know about that...
[01:49] Mana
    What's that?
[01:50] Mana
    Some kind of quadruped?
[01:56] Chio
    Did you find a Samoyed?
[02:02] Both
    Senpai located.
SIGN    Senpai Located
[02:10] Madoka
    Not yet...
[02:12] Chio
    Hey, she's doing something.
[02:13] Mana
    Shh!
[02:15] Madoka
    One more set!
[02:16] Madoka
    Kabaddi!
[02:18] Madoka
    Kabaddi! Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi!
[02:28] Madoka
    This... This tackle just won't do...
[02:33] Madoka
    One more kaba!
[02:35] Madoka
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi,
    kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[02:37] mana
    What is she doing?
[02:39] Madoka
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[02:43] Chio
    Don't tell me...
[02:44] Madoka
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[02:45] Chio
    She's been here the whole time?
[02:47] Old
    How are things going?
[02:50] Madoka
    Master!
[02:51] Both
    Master?!
[02:52] Old
    I got some water from the stream.
[03:05] Old
    I guess it's been about a
    week since you arrived.
[03:09] Old
    You look like you've
    gotten used to life here.
[03:12] Madoka
    Yes, all thanks to you.
[03:14] Madoka
    I was excited about training in the mountains,
[03:17] Madoka
    but I didn't expect that I wouldn't
    be able to find any food.
[03:20] Madoka
    And I didn't expect to run into
    someone else this deep in the woods.
[03:26] Chio
    Uh... This is just a neighborhood park...
[03:30] Old
    Are you sure you don't need to go to school?
[03:33] Madoka
    Yes. I'm not going back until
    I perfect my technique.
[03:37] Madoka
    I have someone... that I must defeat.
[03:41] Manana
    Could she be talking about...
[03:43] Chio
    Huh?
[03:44] Manana
    Is this because she lost to you in kabaddi?
[03:47] Chio
    Oh, no way.
[03:50] Chio
    I mean, we settled the
    score completely amicably.
[03:55] Madoka
    I'll get you someday...
[04:02] Chio
    Is that... me?
[04:04] Manana
    Well, anyway, we've found her now,
[04:06] Manana
    so we're gonna have to convince
    her to come back to school.
[04:09] Madoka
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[04:09] Manana
    I'm sure Hosokawa-san is worried.
[04:12] Chio
    But it doesn't look like she's going
    to stop prac— Hey, she kicked me.
[04:13] Madoka
    Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi!
[04:16] Chio
    I think things might get
    complicated if I go, so...
[04:21] Chio
    Manana...
[04:22] Manana
    Huh?
[04:22] Chio
    Go say something to cheer her up!
[04:24] Manana
    Chio-chan?!
[04:25] Chio
    Ignition on.
[04:26] Chio
    Manana Rocket, fire!
[04:33] Madoka
    Nonomura...
[04:34] Manana
    Senpai, I finally found you!
[04:36] Manana
    I just happened to overhear.
[04:38] Manana
    If you're troubled, um, uh...
[04:41] Manana
    Er, um...
[04:42] Manana
    Say something to cheer her up...
[04:45] Manana
    I don't think you need to get so serious
    about an obscure sport like kabaddi.
[04:52] Manana
    Right?
[04:55] Chio
    The hell did she just say?!
[05:00] Old
    I think she's trying to make you feel better.
[05:04] Old
    You've got an interesting underclassman.
[05:07] Old
    Hey, Kushitori?
[05:10] Madoka
    It's been one whole week since I've seen...
[05:15] Madoka
    Since I've seen...
[05:18] Madoka
    Drool...
[05:20] Manana
    Kushitori-senpai?
[05:21] Old
    You've sure got it rough.
[05:24] Manana
    Uh, no, I'm fine...
[05:27] Madoka
    I almost lost consciousness there.
[05:30] Madoka
    These feelings... Not good...
    This isn't good.
[05:33] Old
    You like lizards?
[05:38] Manana
    Huh? Senpai?
[05:39] Madoka
    S-Stay back!
[05:41] Madoka
    Let go of worldly desires!
[05:43] Madoka
    I came here to rid myself of wicked thoughts...
[05:47] Madoka
    So that I could truly devote
    myself to kabaddi...
[05:51] Madoka
    I should be fine, as long as I don't look...
[05:53] Madoka
    I'm... I'm... going to grasp
    it... with this hand!
[05:59] Madoka
    Grasp... with this hand...
[06:02] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:04] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:09] Chio
    When they catch you, go like this!
[06:10] ---
    Grasp...
[06:11] Chio
    Make them lose their balance!
[06:12] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:14] (Flashback) Madoka
    I'm not letting go!
[06:15] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:16] Chio
    Hosokawa-san is coming at me as straight
    and narrow as her personality is.

[06:19] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:19] (Flashback) Chio
    Kabaddi!
[06:21] Chio
    To get her to let go
    of me, I need to do this!

[06:22] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:27] Madoka
    Grasp!
[06:31] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:34] Madoka
    Grasp...
[06:35] (Flashback) Yuki
    Um... Kushitori-senpai?
[06:37] (Flashback) Yuki
    Um...
[06:37] Madoka
    Grasp!
[06:39] (Flashback) Mado
    Huh?
[06:39] (Flashback) Yuki
    Senpai? Miyamo-san is leaving!
[06:42] (Flashback) Mado
    Huh?
[06:43] (Flashback) Yuki
    Kushitori-senpai!
    Your hand, your hand, your hand!
[06:46] Madoka
    Back then...
[06:49] Madoka
    when I grasped Yuki-chan's ass...
[06:52] Madoka
    it felt so wonderful!
[06:54] Manana
    Senpai?!
[06:57] Madoka
    Oh, no!
[06:59] Madoka
    N-No!
[07:02] Madoka
    No!
[07:05] Madoka
    No!
[07:08] Madoka
    I can't...
[07:11] Madoka
    D-Don't...
[07:15] ---
    No! N...
[07:19] Manana
    What? What the hell?!
[07:20] Madoka
    I'm not... playing kabaddi...
[07:23] Madoka
    so that I can touch girls...
[07:32] Old
    I see. I think I get what's going on here.
[07:36] Madoka
    Master...
[07:38] Old
    Let me tell you a little story.
[07:40] Old
    Believe it or not, about twenty years ago,
[07:43] Old
    I was a somewhat well-known
    corporate warrior.
[07:47] Old
    But I began to wear myself out
    as one of the company cogs.
[07:48] (Flashback) Background
    Oh, yes...
[07:51] (Flashback) Background
    I'm terribly sorry...
[07:52] Old
    I had money, but my soul was withering away,
[07:56] Old
    and I was at my wit's end.
[07:58] Old
    Then, one morning...
[08:00] Old
    I came across some
    high school girls on the train.
[08:04] Old
    They were both so full of energy...
[08:08] Old
    I almost felt as though some of
    their energy was rubbing off on me.
[08:12] (Flashback) Girl
    See you later.
[08:13] (Flashback) Girl 2
    Bye.
[08:14] Old
    So...
[08:19] Old
    I just... I just wanted her
    to share a little more...
[08:23] Old
    Just a tiny bit... Just enough...
[08:27] Old
    to help me get through that day.
[08:30] ---
    Just a tiny bit... of her energy...
[08:39] Old
    And then, I lost everything, so I came here.
[08:43] Madoka
    I had no idea...
[08:45] Old
    Kushitori, I envy you...
[08:50] Old
    Listen well.
[08:52] Old
    It's the special privilege of a high school girl
    to be able to touch other high school girls.
[08:57] Old
    What are your true feelings, Kushitori?
[09:02] Madoka
    My...
[09:04] Madoka
    My...
[09:06] Madoka
    I...
[09:09] Madoka
    Master...
[09:16] Madoka
    I want...
[09:19] Madoka
    to grope some asses...
[09:22] Voice
    Three points.
[09:25] Chio
    Um... I couldn't really hear
    what they were saying,
[09:30] Chio
    but it looks like it's all worked out?
[09:32] Chio
    Good job, Manana.
[09:34] Chio
    I guess I'll contact Hosokawa-san...
    and take all the credit.
[09:39] Chio
    Considering how big this incident was,
    I should score major points.
[09:45] Old
    Well said. So how about it?
[09:47] Old
    Now that you've reaffirmed your own feelings,
[09:50] Old
    haven't you gained a new perspective?
[09:53] Manana
    Uh, could someone explain what's going on?
[09:57] Madoka
    What... is this feeling?
[09:59] Madoka
    I can feel it... on a molecular level...
[10:02] Madoka
    This feeling that makes my blood boil...
[10:12] Chio
    Huh?
[10:12] Madoka
    I now... fully understand!
[10:18] Madoka
    I have discovered that the
    Way of Kaba is to grope!
SIGN    I have discovered that the Way of Kaba is to grope
[10:26] Old
    Looks like she's found her own Way of Kaba.
[10:30] Manana
    Way of Kaba?
[10:31] Madoka
    Master and Nonomura...
[10:36] Madoka
    You two have truly opened my eyes.
[10:38] Manana
    Wait, me?
[10:40] Madoka
    I think I can truly see...
    the secret technique of kabaddi now.
[10:45] Madoka
    Nonomura.
[10:46] Manana
    Yes?
[10:47] Madoka
    Will you accept my technique?
[10:49] Manana
    Huh?!
[10:50] Manana
    No, um... no, no, no...
[10:50] Madoka
    I promise I won't hurt you,
    but I want to try it.
[10:53] Madoka
    Here I come!
[10:56] Manana
    Miyamo-san is hiding right over there!
[11:00] Chio
    Traitor!
[11:05] Chio
    Huh? This doesn't hurt at all.
[11:08] Chio
    Actually, it feels like I'm
    wrapped in a down comforter...
[11:13] Master
    Well, isn't that something?
[11:16] Madoka
    I've perfected it... The ultimate tackle.
[11:19] Madoka
    Miyamo! It's been so long!
[11:20] Chio
    U-Um, Kushitori-senpai?
[11:22] Chio
    Could you forgive me
    for that match already?
[11:23] Madoka
    It matters not!
[11:25] Madoka
    Right now, I'm just going
    to grope your ass.
[11:26] Chio
    No!
[11:28] Chio
    Senpai! Please put me down!
[11:30] Madoka
    No.
[11:32] Madoka
    Ah...
[11:34] Madoka
    With every grope,
[11:36] Madoka
    I feel as though I'm breathing
    in the purest mountain air.
[11:42] Madoka
    I want to play kabaddi...
[11:45] Madoka
    I want to feel the shape of
    every female kabaddi player's ass...
[11:51] Old
    What a beautiful sight...
[11:55] Chio
    There has to be a way out of this...
[11:58] Chio
    I know! It should be about time—
[11:59] Yuki
    Kushitori-senpai!
[12:02] Yuki
    You really are here!
    Miyamo-san messaged me...
[12:06] Madoka
    Yuki-chan...
[12:07] Yuki
    Wait, what are you doing?
[12:10] Madoka
    Oh, Yuki-chan, this is just...
[12:12] Chio
    Come to think of it,
[12:13] Chio
    since there's a track meet
    coming up, Hosokawa-san's body
[12:17] Chio
    should be in perfect shape right about now!
[12:20] Madoka
    Perfect... shape...
[12:25] Yuki
    Senpai?!
[12:39] Chio
    If anyone can outrun her, Hosokawa-san can.
[12:41] Chio
    Now, all that's left is...
[12:42] Chio
    Manana!
[12:46] Chio
    Now I'm gonna grope your ass!
[12:49] Old
    No matter the era,
[12:51] Old
    they're always so energetic,
    radiant, and full of passion.
[12:54] Old
    I feel as though I've regained
    those feelings I lost so long ago.
[13:04] Old
    High school girls are the best, damn it!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[13:10] Old
    Chio's School Road.
[13:14] Yuki
    I can't believe you made me a scapegoat...
    You're so mean, Miyamo-san.
[13:17] Manana
    I know, right? That was so awful!
[13:20] Chio
    I'm sorry, Hosokawa-san!
    I didn't know what else to do!
[13:24] Yuki
    Well, I guess I forgive you. Playing tag
    with Kushitori-senpai was pretty fun.
[13:29] Manana
    Huh?
[13:31] Chio
    I'm usually with Manana, and it's
    not like she ever apologizes,
[13:34] Chio
    so I don't know what to say
    in situations like these!
[13:34] ---
    Th-Th... Th... Th-Thank—
SIGN    Chio-chan Eludes
[13:42] Chio
    Man, that new game was so worth it!
[13:45] Chio
    Definitely worth the 3-year wait!
[13:49] Chio
    Infiltrating the base as an enemy spy
    and eliminating a terrorist group,
[13:54] Chio
    I successfully saved America.
[13:57] Chio
    But man, overseas games sure like scenarios
    where they're saving their own country.
[14:02] Chio
    Let's see... It's supposed to
    be the direction the sun rises,
[14:05] Chio
    so I think east is that way.
[14:08] Chio
    You'd better thank me, America!
[14:11] Chio
    But in all honesty,
[14:14] Chio
    my commute to school after playing
    a game always gets me on edge...
[14:19] Chio
    Especially the corners!
[14:20] Chio
    I mean, if there are enemies
    on both sides, I'll be surrounded.
[14:24] Chio
    I can't help but be on edge...
[14:27] Mom
    Huh?
[14:35] Chio
    No enemies.
[14:36] Chio
    And then, I'll swiftly turn...
[14:39] Chio
    Don't let your guard down...
    Don't let your guard down.
[14:43] Chio
    Okay.
[14:51] Chio
    All clear.
[14:52] Chio
    Come in. The path is clear.
[14:57] Mom
    So... um...
[15:00] Mom
    Takkun, make sure you always look both
    ways just like that young lady did.
[15:05] Takkun
    Okay!
[15:11] Chio
    Hey, that's... Manana.
[15:13] Chio
    Hey!
[15:14] Chio
    Hold on a sec.
[15:16] Chio
    This terrain... It's almost like...
[15:18] Chio
    the one narrow path you
    get in infiltration games!
[15:22] Chio
    The enemy hasn't noticed me yet. This is...
[15:27] Chio
    Manana!
[15:30] Manana
    Huh? I could've sworn I
    just heard Chio-chan...
[15:36] Chio
    I'm right here!
[15:39] Chio
    Just you wait, Manana.
[15:41] Chio
    I'm going to get closer...
[15:45] Chio
    and just like in the game...
[15:46] Chio
    I'll surprise her!
SIGN    Boo!
[15:48] Chio
    I can't wait to see the
    surprised look on her face!
[15:53] Manana
    Was I just hearing things?
[15:59] Chio
    Huh?
[16:00] Chio
    This is a lot harder than I thought!
[16:05] Chio
    Whoa! That looks like it'd
    come up to my waist!
[16:09] Manana
    Well, whatever.
[16:10] Chio
    Crap! I can't go further like in the game!
[16:13] Chio
    I-I'm going to fall!
[16:15] Chio
    If I fall from here, I might not
    get hurt, but I'll be soaked.
SIGN    Slosh
[16:20] Chio
    And if my bag gets wet,
    my textbooks will get all wrinkly!
[16:23] Chio
    That must not happen!
[16:25] Chio
    While I still have a grip, I need to
    give up on moving sideways, and...
[16:29] Chio
    Actually, this fence looks
    awkwardly hard to scale...
[16:36] [SONG] Sign
    Finished
[16:38] Chio
    M-Manana...
SIGN    Gyaaanana
SIGN    Huh? What?
SIGN    Could this be...
SIGN    Heeeeee
[16:42] Manana
    C-Could this be... a ghost?!
SIGN    lllllllp
SIGN    Meeee
SIGN    eeeeee
[16:47] Manana
    What? You wanna curse me?
[16:50] Manana
    You hate this world, right?
[16:52] Manana
    I'm not scared of you at all!
[16:54] Manana
    The humans working hard
    and sweating in this world
[16:58] Manana
    that you hate so much are the strongest!
[17:05] Manana
    Hey, did I purify it?
[17:08] Chio
    No one cares about that.
[17:10] Manana
    Don't tell me...
[17:14] Manana
    Chio-chan!
[17:15] Chio
    Help! My arms can't...
[17:22] Chio
    W-Wait, Manana! Stop messing around!
[17:25] Manana
    Say, Chio-chan.
[17:27] Manana
    Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you fell.
    You probably won't get hurt.
[17:30] Chio
    Huh?!
[17:33] Manana
    You were totally trying to play
    a trick on me, weren't you?
[17:37] Manana
    If you keep doing crazy things like that,
    you're really going to get hurt someday.
[17:41] Manana
    It'll probably do you some
    good to endure a little pain.
[17:46] Manana
    Don't get me wrong.
    I'm saying this for your sake...
[17:50] Manana
    I'm your best friend, after all.
[17:52] Chio
    Why do you have your camera out?!
[17:53] Chio
    You're kidding me!
[17:55] Chio
    I totally thought we'd be able to
    reaffirm our friendship like this!
[17:56] Manana
    Hang on!
SIGN    Grasp
[17:57] Manana
    Chio-chan!
[17:58] Chio bg
    Manana!
[17:59] Manana
    Gonna switch over to video
    and add in some HD...
[17:59] Chio
    So that's how it's going to be... I see.
[18:02] Chio
    I see how it is, Manana.
[18:04] Chio
    Apparently, I lacked resolve myself.
[18:07] Chio
    I'm going to use... my last ounce of strength...
[18:10] Chio
    Come on, partner!
[18:16] Chio
    Let's both descend to hell together!
[18:25] Manana
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[18:26] Manana
    Wait, no! Oh, shit!
    Let go! I don't wanna!
[18:30] Manana
    Where the hell did all
    that energy come from?!
[18:33] Chio
    When I realized that you
    were going to abandon me,
[18:35] Chio
    my body just moved on its own!
[18:37] Manana
    This bitch is more stubborn than any ghost!
[18:40] Manana
    What the hell are we supposed to do now?!
[18:41] Chio
    We'll get through it by working together!
[18:44] Manana
    Huh?! Why?!
[18:45] Manana
    You did this all on your own, Chio-chan!
[18:48] Manana
    Don't drag me into it!
[18:50] Manana
    I bet this is because of
    some game again, isn't it?!
SIGN    Gulp
[18:53] Manana
    You're seriously going to
    get a game over IRL someday!
[18:56] Manana
    Give me a break! How stupid can you be?!
[18:59] Manana
    You're not a kid! You're in high school!
    Do you understand that?!
[19:02] Manana
    Why don't you use your head
    once in a while?! I swear!
[19:07] Manana
    Hey, wait...
[19:09] Manana
    She's crying?!
[19:10] ---
    Manana...
[19:14] Chio
    I'm sorry...
[19:19] Chio
    I just wanted to surprise you a little bit...
[19:27] Manana
    Okay, fine.
[19:30] Manana
    Let's get through this together.
[19:33] Manana
    So, what do you want me to do?
[19:36] Chio
    Um... First, could you take my bag?
[19:40] Manana
    Ugh... Come on. Hurry up and hand it over!
[19:43] Chio
    Manana!
[19:47] Manana
    Okay!
[19:48] Manana
    I got your bag! What next?
[19:50] Chio
    Grab my arm!
[19:52] Manana
    Like this?
[19:54] Chio
    Don't let go, no matter what!
[19:57] Manana
    I got it, so stop crying!
[19:59] Chio
    Pull as hard as you can!
[20:01] Manana
    Ready, and...
[20:20] Chio
    I'm okay now.
[20:22] Chio
    I'm saved!
[20:25] Chio
    Thank you...
[20:26] Chio
    Thank you so much.
[20:28] Manana
    I guess we can consider your surprise
    somewhat of a success, too.
[20:32] Chio
    Now we can head to school toge—
[20:35] Chio
    Sorry, I let my guard down...
[20:40] Chio
    Manana...
[20:42] Manana
    I told you that I wouldn't let you go.
[20:47] Chio
    Manana... Hurry up and
    pull me back, would you?
[20:53] Manana
    Uh, it's taking everything
    I have to hold you up...
[20:56] Manana
    I think my legs have just about had it...
[21:00] Chio
    No, no, you're the only one who
    can move right now, Manana.
[21:03] Chio
    Try harder.
[21:06] Manana
    Is that any way to talk to someone
    who just saved your life?!
[21:08] Chio
    You haven't saved me yet!
[21:11] Manana
    Huh?! I don't mind letting
    go of you, you know!
[21:14] Chio
    We're both going to fall
    at this rate! Too bad!
[21:16] Manana
    No! You can fall by yourself!
[21:18] Chio
    No way!
[21:19] Manana
    You piss me off! I'm so going to let go!
[21:27] Both
    Please help us!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[21:31] Mom
    Chio's School Road.
[21:37] Chio
    Y-You saved us...
[21:39] Salaryman
    That was dangerous.
[21:40] Salaryman
    You're students at Samejima Academy, right?
[21:43] Salarayman
    What are your names?
[21:44] Chio
    Nono—
[21:44] Manana
    Miya—
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:20] Yuki
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:23] yuki
    "Convenience Store Chio-chan,"
[23:24] yuki
    "Chio-chan and the Duel,"
    and "Remnants of That Day."
[23:29] Yuki
    Look forward to it!
[23:32] Yuki
    Kushitori-senpai was so fast...
[23:36] Yuki
    Maybe I wouldn't mind her
    groping me a little bit...

7 - Convenience Store Chio-chan / Chio-chan and the Duel / Remnants of That Day

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Convenience Store Chio-chan
[01:33] Chio
    It's that day of the month again!
[01:35] Chio
    The day my favorite hardcore
    Western game magazine goes on sale!
[01:41] Chio
    Gotta read it at the store before school!
SIGN    Soft Serve
SIGN    Soft Serve Deluxe
[01:44] Andou
    Welcome.
[01:46] Chio
    Huh?
[01:48] Chio
    What?
[01:49] Chio
    It's not here!
[01:51] Chio
    You can't be serious!
[01:53] Chio
    But this is the only local convenience store
    that sells that magazine! It's a godsend!
[01:57] Chio
    I can't imagine it sold out
    first thing in the morning.
[02:01] Chio
    This wasn't here last month...
[02:05] Chio
    A BL game magazine...
[02:08] Chio
    Wait, does this mean they stopped
    getting Western game magazines
[02:11] Chio
    and started getting more BL magazines?
[02:14] Chio
    In a word, they've been exterminated...
[02:16] Chio
    It's been exterminated by h**os.
[02:19] Chio
    This isn't good.
[02:20] Narrator
    What exactly isn't good?
[02:22] Nar
    If we roughly explain the Western
    games that Chio-chan likes so much...
[02:26] nar
    The protagonists are usually old guys,
[02:28] nar
    or guns, and the heroines are gorillas.
[02:31] (Flashback) Chio
    The highlight is when the
    aliens operate on him,
[02:34] (Flashback) Chio
    and they take a buzzsaw to his legs and—
SIGN    It's pretty violent
[02:36] Nar
    They're pretty violent and
    usually don't do well in Japan.
SIGN    Around the release time of a new game
SIGN    Languages Interface | Full Audio | Subtitles
SIGN    German French
[02:41] Nar
    And because of that, the few
    players they have suffer...
[02:44] (Flashback) Chio
    It's a huge title, but there's
    no Japanese version!
SIGN    Official Update
[02:46] Nar
    You'll have to pay about 3,000 yen
    more for the Japanese version.
[02:50] (Flashback) Chio
    They're taking advantage of us!
[02:52] (Flashback) Chio
    I'll still buy it, though...
[02:53] Nar
    This is what happens every time.
[02:55] Nar
    And because of those unfortunate events...
[02:58] (Flashback) Chio
    This game isn't popular in Japan,
[03:00] (Flashback) Chio
    but the series has sold over ten
    million copies around the world!
[03:03] (Flashback) Chio
    Doesn't this mean Japanese
    people's tastes are off?
[03:07] (Flashback) Chio
    What the hell is with Japanese RPGs, anyway?!
[03:10] (Flashback) Chio
    Everyone's drawn so hot that
    people overseas think they're gay.
[03:13] (Flashback) Chio
    How the hell is this kid
    even holding that weapon?!
[03:16] (Flashback) Chio
    Why is this barely-dressed host
    guy even on the battlefield?!
[03:19] (Flashback) Chio
    Go back to Shinjuku!
[03:20] Nar
    Is what she ends up saying.
[03:22] Nar
    She's harboring some unjustified resentment.
[03:24] Chio
    If only people liked macho guys more...
[03:27] Chio
    Western games would catch on,
[03:28] Chio
    and I wouldn't have to pay an extra
    3,000 yen for Japanese language packs...
[03:31] Chio
    All I wish for...
[03:33] Chio
    is the prosperity of Japanese games,
    in harmony with the world...
SIGN    Kyle
SIGN    "I never knew you could look like that..."
SIGN    Aren't you interested in my thick, full lips?
[03:44] [SONG] Sign
    Benedito
[03:44] Guy
    Aren't you interested in my thick, full lips?
[03:49] Chio
    Oh?
[03:51] Chio
    Well, considering this magazine
    specializes in the subject,
[03:54] Chio
    it's showing a wide range of characters...
[03:56] Chio
    I figured all the guys
    would be super scrawny.
[04:00] [SONG] Sign
    Benedito
SIGN    To think there's a place in this country that's even hotter than my home...
[04:00] Guy
    To think there's a place in this country
    that's even hotter than my home...

[04:12] Chio
    Wait... This is more extreme
    than I thought it'd be,
[04:15] Chio
    but in a different way than Western games.
[04:17] Chio
    Are they even allowed to sell
    these at a convenience store?
SIGN    The cruel yet
    mysterious man: Fukayama
    "I only know of Hell."
[04:20] Guy
    I only know of Hell.
[04:23] Chio
    This old guy seems like
    an experienced assassin.
[04:27] Chio
    Someone like him couldn't possibly...
[04:29] Chio
    There's no way this old guy...
SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump Ba-dump...
[04:32] Chio
    Yeah, there's no way—
SIGN    Heaven... I'm in Heavwen...
[04:33] Guy
    Heaven... I'm in Heavwen...
[04:48] Chio
    I have... 750 yen on me.
[04:51] Chio
    No... It's not like that.
[04:53] Chio
    It's not that I've accepted this, but I'll
    admit that I lacked awareness of it.
[04:58] Chio
    I'll have to look into this further later,
[05:01] Chio
    so I'm just getting it for research.
SIGN    Endor
[05:04] Chio
    The ad on the back is pretty extreme, too...
[05:07] Chio
    There's a barcode, so I'll have
    to show it at the counter,
[05:10] Chio
    but it's not like the staff knows me, so...
[05:12] Andou
    It's such a nice day today!
[05:14] Guy
    R-Right.
[05:15] Andou
    Thanks for waiting.
[05:19] Chio
    Andou-san, what the hell are you doing?!
[05:22] Chio
    You changed jobs?
[05:24] Chio
    Or maybe he's working here and
    still delivering papers...
[05:24] Andou
    Thank you!
[05:27] Chio
    I don't want him to get the
    wrong idea about my interests...
[05:30] Chio
    I guess I don't have to buy this right now.
[05:34] Chio
    I damaged store merchandise!
[05:37] Chio
    It must've been when I dove earlier...
[05:40] Chio
    Now I have to buy it.
[05:42] Chio
    Yeah!
SIGN    Chinese Buns
[05:43] Chio
    What's wrong with me buying
    something in this store?
[05:45] Chio
    What do I have to be concerned abou—
[05:48] Chio
    Of course I'm embarrassed!
[05:51] Chio
    You've got it all wrong!
    I'm a hardcore gamer!
[05:54] Chio
    What the hell is with this pervy ad, anyway?!
[05:56] Chio
    But I have to buy this...
[05:59] Chio
    That's it! I just have to get it
    through the register, so...
[06:03] Chio
    Camouflage!
[06:04] Chio
    Since time immemorial, when guy
    students would buy pervy books,
SIGN    New Series
[06:07] Chio
    they would put a normal book on
    top to make it less conspicuous.
SIGN    Endor
[06:11] Chio
    If I just put J**p on top
[06:12] Chio
    so only the barcode is showing, maybe I can...
SIGN    Poster and color pages to
    commemorate the movie release!
SIGN    New Series
[06:16] Chio
    All right! I'm gonna get J**p!
[06:18] Chio
    Wait, I can't!
[06:19] Chio
    If I buy the BL magazine,
    I'll only have 210 yen left!
[06:23] Chio
    That's not enough...
[06:26] Chio
    And I finally set things
    straight with Andou-san, too...
[06:29] Chio
    Somehow, it's harder to have
    him think of me as a gamer
[06:32] Chio
    who's into this type of stuff
    than as a delinquent...
[06:35] Chio
    I'm just going to have
    to face this head-on...
SIGN    Please take one
SIGN    Let's Get Our Driver's License
SIGN    Please take one
[06:42] Chio
    Hey.
[06:43] Andou
    Welcome.
[06:45] Chio
    Did you change jobs?
[06:46] Andou
    M-Miyamo, is that you?!
[06:48] Andou
    It's been a while!
[06:50] Andou
    Oh, uh, I work at the convenience
    store this day of the week.
[06:53] Chio
    I-I see...
[06:56] Chio
    Okay, so far, so good. Now, as long
    as this camouflage plan works out...
[07:00] Andou
    Hey!
[07:02] Andou
    This magazine...
[07:04] Chio
    It's free, right?
[07:05] Andou
    It's a pamphlet for driving schools!
[07:08] Chio
    Huh?
[07:08] Andou
    If you're getting a license at your age...
[07:10] Andou
    It's for a bike, right?
[07:12] Chio
    H-Huh?!
[07:16] Chio
    He's fully exposed!
[07:18] Chio
    U-Um...
[07:20] Chio
    Shit!
[07:21] Chio
    I never thought he'd be so interested
    in the random magazine I picked up.
[07:24] Chio
    When you let me ride with you
    on your bike the other day,
[07:28] Chio
    it felt really nice...
[07:30] Andou
    Huh?
[07:32] Andou
    M-Miyamo... Wait, don't tell me...
[07:35] Andou
    No, as a guy, I should be the one to...
[07:39] Chio
    Um... Could you recommend
    a driving school for me?!
[07:43] Andou
    S-Sure...
[07:45] Andou
    That was close...
[07:47] Chio
    Now I've blocked Andou-san's field of view.
[07:50] Chio
    But what the hell am I supposed
    to do about this pervy ad?
[07:56] Andou
    The worst would be if someone
    tried to hit on her...
[07:57] Chio
    I know... I'll take the chocolates
    next to the register, and...
[07:59] Chio
    Draw two!
[07:59] Andou
    I gotta find one with no idiots who think
    driving school is for picking up chicks.
[08:01] Chio
    I'll eliminate the perviness!
[08:04] Chio
    Now it should be...
[08:07] Chio
    Huh? Did it somehow get pervier?!
[08:10] Guy
    Chocolate...
[08:11] Chio
    Now it looks like he's wearing
    some really erotic swimwear
[08:14] Chio
    that makes him stand out even more!
[08:16] Chio
    And it's 3-D, even!
SIGN    This won't work!!
[08:18] Voice
    This won't work.
[08:19] Chio
    It's probably better without them...
SIGN    10 yen Chocolates
[08:22] Chio
    No, I've got it all wrong.
[08:24] Chio
    It actually wasn't enough!
[08:27] Chio
    How about this?!
[08:36] Chio
    It looks like he's wearing a tank top!
[08:39] Chio
    The perviness is completely gone.
[08:42] Chio
    This is my hand!
[08:45] Chio
    U-Um, it looks like this
    might take a while...
[08:49] Chio
    So here's my email address.
[08:51] Chio
    Let me know if you find a good place.
[08:53] Andou
    Ba-dump...
[08:54] Andou
    Leave it to me.
[08:57] Chio
    Well, I have to get to school,
    so could you ring me up?
[09:00] Andou
    Oh, right. Sure.
[09:06] Andou
    One magazine, and...
[09:09] Andou
    the sweets... um...
[09:12] Chio
    I'll add one more! That makes fifteen!
[09:14] Andou
    Huh?
SIGN    Alcohol | Cigarettes
SIGN    We Will Verify Your Age
[09:16] Andou
    Fifteen...
[09:17] Chio
    And here's the money!
[09:20] Andou
    Okay, here's your change...
[09:23] Chio
    I don't need a bag!
[09:24] Chio
    I-I'll just take it like this!
[09:26] Andou
    Are you sure about that?!
[09:28] Andou
    Huh? Wait, Miyamo!
[09:30] Chio
    Oh, it's fine! I'm going to
    read it on my way to school!
[09:34] Chio
    Good, good, good! That totally fooled him!
[09:37] Chio
    Mission complete! Now I just have to put
    it in my bag once I leave the store...
[09:40] Andou
    Hold it, Miyamo!
[09:42] Chio
    Wh-What?
[09:43] Andou
    I just wanted to confirm this part
    in your address. Is it "bl" or "lol"?
[09:47] Chio
    It's "bl"!
[09:49] Chio
    I'll be going now.
[09:51] Andou
    Miyamo!
[09:52] Chio
    The heck?!
[09:53] Andou
    It's just... Are those called BL games?
[09:57] Andou
    You probably shouldn't walk around
    with that magazine out in the open.
[10:01] Chio
    Huh?
[10:03] Andou
    Don't get me wrong. I'm not judging
    your interests or anything.
[10:09] Andou
    But... that magazine's a bit pervy, so...
[10:14] Andou
    And some people are
    prejudiced against that stuff.
[10:17] Andou
    Also, it's dangerous to
    read while you're walking.
[10:21] Andou
    I might be meddling,
[10:24] Andou
    but I'm worried.
[10:27] Andou
    I know... Okay.
[10:30] Andou
    Just one second.
[10:32] Andou
    We have paper bags, too.
[10:34] Andou
    There, all set!
[10:37] Andou
    But to think you can't even
    wait until after school...
[10:40] Andou
    You must really love games, Miyamo.
[10:44] Chio
    Yeah...
[10:47] Manana
    Hey, what's with all that
    chocolate, Chio-chan?
[10:51] Manana
    Is that your lunch?
[10:53] Chio
    Don't judge my choices.
[10:55] Manana
    What?
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[10:59] Guy
    Chifwo's Schfool Woad!
[11:02] Game
    You lose.
SIGN    Yuzu: "You lose."
[11:02] Kohai
    Jeez...
[11:03] Kohai
    You finally contact me, and it's just to
    ask if you can borrow my gaming console?
[11:07] Andou
    I'm just doing some research.
[11:09] Andou
    Don't pry into it.
SIGN    Yuzu: "You belong to me now... Got it?"
[11:10] Game
    You belong to me now... Got it?
[11:13] Andou
    Though, I mean... I guess this isn't the kind
    of game two guys should play together, huh?
[11:18] Andou
    It feels kind of awkward...
[11:20] Kohai
    A-Andou-san... I...
[11:28] Chiharu
    Glance... Glance...
[11:31] Chiharu
    Stare...
SIGN    Chio-chan and the Duel
[11:33] Guy A
    Hey, that girl's wearing the
    Eihei Girls' Academy uniform.
[11:36] Guy B
    That's the private school
    for super rich girls, right?
[11:39] Guy A
    It's rare to see someone
    like that around here.
[11:41] Manana
    Are you sure you weren't dreaming?
[11:42] Chio
    No! They were really there!
[11:44] Manana
    No way!
[11:45] Chio
    No, really!
[11:47] Chio
    But if you catch one...
[11:48] Chiharu
    You two! Duel with me!
[11:51] Manana
    It must've been something else.
[11:53] Chio
    No, it really was a monkey!
[11:55] Manana
    On your roof?
[11:56] Chio
    And there were two of them!
[11:57] Manana
    What?
[11:59] Manana
    Okay, then act out what
    kind of monkeys they were.
[12:01] Chio
    Ook! Ook, ook, ook!
[12:04] Chio
    They kinda looked like my dad.
[12:06] Manana
    Hurgh!
[12:08] Chio
    Manana? Was it that funny?
SIGN    Staaaab
[12:17] Chio
    Manana?!
[12:18] Chiharu
    Okay, I defeated the stronger-looking one.
[12:21] Chiharu
    You're next, four-eyes!
[12:24] Chio
    Wait, what the hell?
[12:25] Chiharu
    I challenged you to a duel, remember?
[12:28] Chio
    Uh, I guess I did hear something...
    You were talking to us?
[12:32] Chiharu
    Shut up and stick out your ass!
[12:35] Chio
    So you can give me an enema?
[12:36] Chiharu
    Not an enema! This is a duel!
[12:40] Chio
    She goes to a really rich
    school, doesn't she?
[12:42] Chio
    So why is she doing something so vulgar?
[12:44] Chio
    Wait... Maybe this isn't really
    a face-off, but an "ass-off,"
[12:48] Chio
    or something witty like that?
[12:52] Chiharu
    The way you move... You must
    be experienced in ass-offs!
[12:56] Chio
    She actually called it an ass-off!
[13:00] Chiharu
    This four-eyes...
[13:02] Chiharu
    Sh-She can't be...
[13:05] Chiharu
    Sh-She's trying one more time!
[13:10] Chiharu
    I never thought I'd run
    into another master...
[13:15] Chiharu
    of the Two Hands!
[13:18] Chiharu
    It's a risky stance that relies
    on multiple attacks and reach,
[13:21] Chiharu
    but your fingers can easily get injured.
[13:24] Chiharu
    Everyone knows how Takagi from Class 3
[13:27] Chiharu
    tried that stance half-assedly
    and broke her fingers...
[13:30] Chiharu
    Where did you learn that?
[13:33] Chio
    Don't underestimate how much it sucked
    going to a public grade school.
[13:38] Chiharu
    So you're somewhat skilled...
[13:40] Chiharu
    Interesting... You stupid four-eyes!
[13:51] Manana
    Damn it...
[13:52] Manana
    You reminded me of how Chio-chan
    used to do this to me all the time.
[13:56] Manana
    So, what do you want to do?
[13:58] Chio
    First, we'll restrain her in a way
    I found on the Internet, then...
[14:01] Chio
    carry her!
[14:02] Manana
    That looks insanely bad!
[14:04] Chiharu
    Pout...
[14:07] Chio
    Now, then... Little girl, will you
    just tell us your name already?
[14:12] Chiharu
    Hmph...
[14:13] Manana
    Grr.
[14:14] Manana
    We want to know why you came after us.
[14:17] Chiharu
    Silence...
[14:19] Both
    You brat!
[14:20] Chio
    Um, could you just tell us one thing?
[14:24] Chio
    Why enemas?
[14:27] Chiharu
    Do you ask sumo wrestlers
    why they wear thongs?
[14:34] Chio
    Wait, what?
[14:36] Manana
    What's with this girl?
[14:39] Chiharu
    I just... can't forgive girls
    from Samejima Academy.
[14:43] Chiharu
    I targeted you two because you seemed weak.
[14:47] Chiharu
    That's it.
[14:52] Manana
    She's trying to act cool,
    but she sounds super lame!
[14:55] Chio
    And she got her ass handed to her
    by someone she thought was weak!
[14:59] Both
    Right?
[15:02] Chio
    This girl's scary, in a lot of ways.
[15:04] Manana
    This is more than we can handle alone.
[15:07] Chio
    Yeah.
[15:08] Chio
    Let's punish her on a social
    level and make her cry.
[15:10] Manana
    First, we'll contact her school,
    which will get her parents involved.
[15:14] Chio
    Then you can go to the hospital
    and get a medical certificate.
[15:17] Manana
    What? Am I going to be a proctologist?
[15:21] Chio
    Come to think of it, there was a
    proctologist at the Shiriyama Clinic...
[15:25] Chio
    Manana? Was it that funny?
[15:34] Chio
    Manana?!
[15:36] Chiharu
    Who did you say lost to you?
[15:38] Chiharu
    I can always trust my flexible shoulders.
[15:42] Chiharu
    I can still fight.
[15:52] Chio
    How dare you do that to Manana?!
[15:54] Chiharu
    You four-eyed piece of shit!
[16:00] Chiharu
    You can meet the same fate as pigtails!
[16:03] Chio
    H-Huh?
[16:05] Chio
    Did we...
[16:07] Chio
    just end up in the central area of the park?
[16:10] Chiharu
    This handicap is enough...
[16:12] Chio
    Wait!
[16:12] Chio
    T-Time out...
[16:14] Chiharu
    What?! Where'd all your enthusiasm go, huh?!
SIGN    Ack Ack Ack Ack
[16:18] Chio
    U-Um...
[16:20] Chio
    We need to be quiet when
    we're at the park, okay?!
[16:22] Chio
    Sh-Shit...
[16:24] Chio
    We got so into it that we
    ended up in front of people!
[16:28] Chio
    If you think about this logically...
[16:31] Chio
    I'm in a serious enema
    battle with a little girl...
[16:33] Chio
    Come on! Show me your ass!
    I'm gonna stick my fingers up there!
[16:37] Lady
    Is this an incident?!
[16:39] Chio
    I just look like a dangerous person!
[16:41] Chio
    Her thumbs being bound
    really doesn't help!
[16:44] Chiharu
    Say your prayers!
[16:46] Chio
    Bring it down a notch, damn it!
[16:47] Chio
    In that case...
[16:50] Chio
    I got her. Now I'm going to use
    this momentum and get out of here!
[16:53] Guy
    Were they practicing how to dance?
[16:55] Lady
    Who knows?
[16:56] Chio
    Thank goodness. We're decently far now.
[17:00] Chio
    I'll take her into the woods
    and stab her— Urf!
[17:11] Chiharu
    You fool.
[17:12] Chio
    What the hell, property managers?!
[17:14] Chio
    You couldn't even take care of that?!
[17:17] Chiharu
    You just self-destructed.
    Now, I'll finish you off.
[17:20] Chio
    C-Could you just tell me your
    motive before you finish me off?
[17:26] Chiharu
    Fine. My motive...
[17:29] Chiharu
    is to get revenge for my older brother!
[17:37] Chiharu
    Let go of me! Who the hell are you?
[17:39] Chio
    K-Kushitori-senpai!
[17:42] Chio
    What are you doing here?
[17:43] Kushitori
    I was lured here by the screams
    of a woman. Now, I am here.
[17:48] (Flashback) Kushitori
    A woman's scream!
[17:49] Kushitori
    I was training for kabaddi,
    and I heard a delightful yelp.
[17:53] Chio
    That's right... This is the park with
    the woods that Senpai camped out in.
[17:58] Kushitori
    To think I'd find such a
    cute little bunny rabbit...
[18:03] Chiharu
    I'm gonna shove one right up your ass!
[18:06] Kushitori
    All right! Fine by me!
[18:12] Chiharu
    Huh?
[18:13] Kushitori
    Go on... Bring it!
[18:17] Chiharu
    What's with this ass? I've stuck my
    fingers up many an ass before, but...
[18:22] Chiharu
    I-I'm not sure how,
    but there's something different!
[18:27] Chiharu
    If I were to stick my fingers up her ass,
[18:30] Chiharu
    I have a feeling it'll be something
    other than an ass-off...
[18:33] Kushitori
    Do you see now?
[18:37] Kushitori
    You shouldn't recklessly hurt another
    woman's body, or harm your own.
[18:44] Kushitori
    Womanhood should be
    polished, lovely maiden.
[18:48] Chio
    Yup.
[18:51] Kushitori
    As a lady, you need to grow up
    more aware of what you are.
[18:55] Kushitori
    You mustn't get so caught
    up in such vulgar games.
[19:01] Chio
    You heard her!
[19:06] Chiharu
    Dumbasses! Dumbasses! Dumbasses! Dumbasses!
[19:09] Chiharu
    Dumbasses!
[19:13] Kushitori
    What's your relationship with that girl?
[19:15] Chio
    I don't actually know her.
    She just attacked me out of nowhere.
[19:19] Kushitori
    That must've been rough.
[19:21] Kushitori
    Well, I'm going to head to school.
[19:23] Chio
    Oh, okay...
[19:25] Chio
    Senpai saved me...
[19:29] Chio
    Manana?!
SIGN    Menacing
[19:30] Manana
    That little brat... I'm going to kill her!
[19:33] Manana
    I'm going to stick both
    my hands up her ass
[19:35] Manana
    and give her an appendectomy myself...
[19:38] Chio
    Yikes... What am I going to do with her?
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[19:41] Chiharu
    Chio's School Road.
[19:46] Manana
    I hate her... I hate that
    little brat so much...
[19:49] Chio
    You're not going to sit?
[19:50] Manana
    My ass hurts...
[19:52] Chio
    What about lunch?
[19:53] Manana
    I'm not hungry...
[19:55] Chio
    What if you run into that girl again?
[19:56] Manana
    If that happens...
[19:58] Yuki
    Manana-chan, want to go to the school shop?
[20:00] Manana
    I'm going to kill— Let's go!
[20:03] Chio
    Man, you're talented.
SIGN    Remnants of That Day
[20:10] Chio
    What's up?
[20:12] Manana
    That old lady's been sitting
    there a lot lately, hasn't she?
[20:16] Manana
    She's always looking down...
[20:20] Manana
    Come to think of it, my dad mentioned
SIGN    Breakfast
    Toast
    Omelet
[20:23] Manana
    that the place across
    from where she's sitting
[20:26] Manana
    used to be a forest with really
    pretty hydrangeas blooming.
[20:34] (Flashback) Gramps
    It's pretty.
[20:36] (Flashback) Grams
    Yes.
[20:38] (Flashback) Gramps
    Well, you know...
[20:40] (Flashback) Gramps
    If we both continue to be healthy,
[20:42] (Flashback) Gramps
    shall we come here to look
    at them again every year?
[20:47] (Flashback) Grams
    Yes.
[20:48] Manana
    And even now, after losing her husband,
[20:52] Manana
    she continues to look for
    remnants of the past...
[20:55] Manana
    Yet our modern society
[20:57] Manana
    cares nothing about their memories
    and builds right over them
[21:01] Manana
    with huge boxes made of
    concrete, steel, and glass,
[21:04] Manana
    before anyone will even notice...
[21:12] Chio
    Pardon me, ma'am...
[21:14] Chio
    Would you like to have a chat with us?
[21:20] Game
    There! That's it! Right there!
[21:24] Grams
    Aw, shit! I broke my combo!
[21:27] Guy
    Hey!
[21:28] Guy
    Stop sitting there just
    so you can use our Wi-Fi!
[21:31] Guy
    How many times do I have to tell you that?
[21:33] Guy
    I don't want to be like this,
    but it's a service for our customers.
[21:37] Guy
    Would it kill you to come in and
    have a coffee once in a while?
[21:39] Grams
    Shut up! Go to hell!
[21:45] Guy
    Hey! We're going to block your device!
[21:50] Grams
    I'll just hack into it anyway!
[21:55] Grams
    Dumbass, dumbass, dumbass!
[21:56] Grams
    See you tomorrow.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] girl
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:32] girl
    "Yuki-chan Doesn't Care," "Chio Fisher,"
[23:34] girl
    and "Momo-chan's Story."
[23:36] Girl
    Look forward to it!
[23:37] Girl
    Just a little chocolate tank top!

8 - Yuki-chan Doesn't Care / Chio Fisher / Momo-chan's Story

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Yuki-chan Doesn't Care
[01:46] Manana
    So then what?
[01:47] Chio
    And then...
[01:48] Chio
    You kick up like, bam!
[01:50] Manana
    That seems so weak.
[01:51] Yuki
    Chio-chan! Manana-chan!
[01:54] Chio
    Oh, it's Yuki-chan.
[01:55] Yuki
    Good morning!
[01:57] Both
    Good—
[02:09] Chio
    Y-Yuki-chan, wh-what are you wearing?
[02:13] Yuki
    There's a track meet this weekend,
    and I've just been so excited about it!
[02:19] Yuki
    Shall we head to school?
[02:20] Chio
    Huh?!
[02:21] Chio
    This isn't a joke?
[02:23] Manana
    Hey.
[02:24] Chio
    So, uh, about what you're wearing...
[02:28] Yuki
    Hmm?
[02:29] Chio
    U-Um...
[02:32] Chio
    She's actually not embarrassed about it...
[02:35] Chio
    Then again, I guess she does
    track meets wearing that,
[02:38] Chio
    so maybe it's rude to think
    she might get embarrassed...
[02:42] Chio
    That's...
[02:44] Chio
    really cute!
[02:46] Yuki
    I know, right?
[02:46] Manana
    You're so wishy-washy!
[02:49] Manana
    Really, it looks great!
[02:50] Manana
    But I never knew Yuki-san was like this.
[02:51] ---
    Yay!
[02:54] Manana
    After walking to school
    together a few times,
[02:56] Manana
    we're close enough that
    I can call her by name...
[02:58] Manana
    and I thought she was just the popular
    character type, but also... naïve?
[03:02] Manana
    She may say that she doesn't
    care, but this outfit...
[03:07] Manana
    is way too sexy!
[03:09] Yuki
    What do you think?
[03:09] Manana
    And Chio-chan's acting like that.
[03:10] Chio
    Yeah, that's cool!
[03:11] Manana
    All right, fine.
[03:14] Manana
    I didn't think Yuki-san
    was that type of person,
[03:16] Manana
    but I know how to deal
    with embarrassing people!
[03:22] Manana
    I'm not Chio-chan, but I don't want to
    stand out for the wrong reasons, either.
[03:26] Manana
    I'm going to knock some
    common sense into Yuki-san.
[03:29] Manana
    Yuki-san.
[03:31] Manana
    Can you come with me to the
    convenience store over there?
[03:34] Yuki
    Sure!
[03:37] Manana
    It's the convenience store
    nearest the station!
[03:39] Manana
    I never come here because
    the lines are too long, but...
[03:45] Manana
    It's so crowded.
SIGN    Convenience Store
[03:47] Manana
    I call this the "I Put On Something
    Random to Go Shopping Nearby,
[03:51] Manana
    But They Didn't Have What I Was Looking For,
SIGN    Department Store
[03:53] Manana
    So I Went Downtown and Suddenly,
    I'm Embarrassed by How I Look" plan!
[03:56] Manana
    I-I'm not usually dressed like this...
SIGN    Commence Plan
[03:58] Manana
    Commence plan!
[04:04] Guy
    A high school girl's bare legs...
[04:06] Lady
    Is that a swimsuit?
[04:06] Manana
    Great reactions, everyone.
[04:14] Yuki
    So what are you going to buy?
[04:16] Manana
    Uh, this new bread they got in.
[04:18] Manana
    They're totally staring, Yuki-san!
[04:22] Yuki
    Ooh, a penguin!
[04:24] Manana
    All the guys are sneaking peeks at
    her, but she really doesn't care.
[04:29] Yuki
    Are you done?
[04:29] Manana
    At this point, I'll just have to be direct!
[04:32] Manana
    Yuki-san, because of how you're dressed...
[04:36] Manana
    Everyone's staring at you.
[04:41] Yuki
    Yeah, it's so exciting!
    It's like I'm at a track meet!
[04:44] Manana
    Wait, what?
[04:46] Yuki
    I mean, I'm sure she's surrounded by even
    more people at track meets, but...
[04:50] Manana
    Could it be that Yuki-san's an exhibitionist?
[04:53] Manana
    She's on a different level than the
    Kabaddi Club's Kushitori-senpai,
[04:56] Manana
    but maybe Yuki-san is that type...
[04:58] Manana
    What's your best event again, Yuki-san?
[05:00] Yuki
    The 1,500-meter run!
[05:02] Yuki
    Huh? Where's Chio-chan?
[05:05] Manana
    Oh, she said she was going to the bathroom...
[05:08] Chio
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[05:12] Yuki
    Wow, a tennis skirt!
[05:15] (Flashback) Manana
    What's that?
[05:16] (Flashback) Chio
    I'm going to wear it at my match.
[05:18] Manana
    I guess she did mention that she
    had her club outfit today...
[05:26] Manana
    Don't tell me...
[05:28] Manana
    She actually sacrificed herself to
    make things a little less awkward?
[05:33] Manana
    You've grown so much, Chio-chan.
[05:37] Yuki
    A pen is a pen, but what's
    a pen that's this long?
[05:41] Manana
    Wait, that's not it...
[05:42] Yuki
    Here's a hint... It was
    at the convenience store.
[05:44] Manana
    She just wants to hide her
    face, plain and simple!
[05:48] Manana
    She couldn't just leave Yuki-san behind,
[05:51] Manana
    but she also doesn't want to stand out.
[05:54] Manana
    So she's taking advantage
    of Yuki-san's presence
SIGN    Stares
[05:57] Manana
    and wearing her tennis
    skirt as a mini disguise.
[06:00] Manana
    This way, Yuki-san won't feel bad,
[06:03] Manana
    and with her face hidden,
[06:04] Manana
    people will know she's in the soft
    tennis club, but not who she is.
[06:07] Manana
    To ensure her peaceful high school life,
[06:09] Manana
    she's always willing to
    take below-average risks...
[06:12] Manana
    This is Chio-chan's art
    of being below average!
SIGN    Art of Being Below Average
[06:18] Manana
    You'd actually go that far...
[06:21] Manana
    Yuki-san!
[06:22] Yuki
    What is it, Manana-chan?
[06:24] Manana
    You said that your best event
    was the 1,500-meter run, right?
[06:27] Yuki
    Yup!
[06:29] Manana
    I just happened to look at a map,
    and it just so happens
[06:32] Manana
    that we're 1,500 meters away
    from school right now!
[06:37] Manana
    Wait, is she ignoring me?
[06:41] Yuki
    Really?
[06:42] Manana
    She heard me!
[06:44] Manana
    Yuki-san may be an exhibitionist,
    but she loves running even more.
[06:48] Manana
    Just a little push, and...
[06:49] Manana
    You know, there's such a nice breeze today.
[06:55] Manana
    If you just happened to run to school on a
    day like this when there's a nice tailwind...
[07:00] Manana
    I bet it'd feel really nice...
[07:06] Manana
    It's working!
[07:08] Manana
    You can leave us behind and run.
[07:12] Both
    Huh?
[07:14] Chio
    Wait, that's not good.
[07:16] Chio
    If Yuki-chan leaves,
    I'll stand out in this skirt!
[07:24] Chio
    Manana!
[07:26] Chio
    Hey, wait! I think it'd be more fun
    if we all went to school together!
[07:30] Chio
    Don't you, Yuki-chan?
[07:32] Manana
    Yuki-san, I'll hold your bag for you.
[07:35] Chio
    But we promised we'd all go
    to school together today!
[07:38] Yuki
    Wait, that hurts...
[07:42] Chio
    I won!
[07:45] Manana
    I found something cool at the
    convenience store earlier.
[07:48] Chio
    What?
[07:54] Chio
    Y-You wouldn't...
[07:56] Manana
    On your marks... Get set...
[08:01] Yuki
    Take my bag for me!
[08:10] Manana
    Chio-chan, you look mighty
    cute in that skirt.
[08:13] Chio
    Yeah, well, I...
[08:15] Manana
    I guess we should head to school.
[08:17] Chio
    Um...
[08:18] Chio
    Please be merciful.
    Let me change somewhere.
[08:22] Manana
    What? Oh, I don't know...
[08:27] Chio
    Man, Yuki-chan's intense.
[08:29] Manana
    I'm not sure if I should
    call her brave, or...
[08:33] Manana
    What?
[08:34] Chio
    I was just remembering how
    something similar once happened.
[08:36] Chio
    A long time ago, when we were
    going to the local pool...
[08:39] (Flashback) Manana
    Chio-chan!
[08:41] (Flashback) Chio
    Mana—
SIGN    Nonomura
[08:42] (Flashback) Manana
    Here I am!
[08:43] (Flashback) Chio
    What the?! We're supposed
    to change once we get there!
[08:45] Chio
    You came already dressed in your swimsuit.
[08:50] Chio
    And then...
[08:51] Manana
    Let's not talk about that!
[08:53] Manana
    We're not going to talk about that!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[08:56] Manana
    Chio's... School Road...
[09:00] Manana
    By the way, why do you play soft tennis
    when we have a normal tennis club, too?
[09:04] Chio
    Because soft tennis is a lot more fun.
[09:06] Manana
    Are the two that different to begin with?
[09:09] Chio
    They're totally different!
[09:10] Chio
    Soft tennis balls are made of rubber,
[09:12] Chio
    so when you stick them into
    the space in your racket
[09:15] Chio
    and swing as hard as you can...
[09:17] Chio
    The ball flies super far,
    and it's so much fun!
[09:19] Manana
    That's why?!
SIGN    A super easy diet without exercising!!
SIGN    Chio Fisher
[09:21] Chio
    I'm so glad I was born in this day and age!
[09:24] Chio
    So, like...
[09:27] Chio
    This new game's so action-packed!
[09:29] Manana
    Really?
[09:31] Chio
    Are you listening, Manana?
SIGN    A super easy diet without exercising!!
[09:32] Manana
    Hmm? Yeah, I'm listening.
[09:36] Chio
    So what do you think they'd do if
    they got caught in a narrow alley?
[09:39] Chio
    There aren't even any doors around!
[09:41] Chio
    What would you do, Manana?!
[09:45] Chio
    The answer is... You hold out both
    of your arms and legs, like this...
[09:49] Chio
    You get it? Your body is in the air, and...
[09:56] Chio
    Manana!
[09:58] Manana
    I gained two kilos, so I'm
    in a life or death situa—
[10:00] Manana
    What?
[10:02] Chio
    Like this!
[10:07] Manana
    Uh... The hell?
[10:11] Chio
    And then...
[10:13] Chio
    Bang!
[10:14] Chio
    Manana, you're not supposed to dodge!
[10:18] Manana
    It must be fun being you, Chio-chan.
[10:20] Manana
    As for me, there are so many diet methods
[10:23] Manana
    that I don't know which one I can trust...
[10:25] Ushida
    Hey, you're Nonomura-san, right?
[10:28] Ushida
    It's been a while!
[10:30] Ushida
    Hey.
[10:32] Manana
    Ah...
[10:33] Manana
    Who's he?!
[10:36] Ushida
    I'm one of Yuki-chan's
    running friends, Ushida.
[10:39] Manana
    What?! From that one time?!
[10:42] Manana
    Wow! You lost so much weight!
[10:45] Ushida
    It's all thanks to Yuki-chan.
[10:47] Manana
    It's because you worked so hard, Ushida-san!
[10:48] Ushida
    No, I really owe it all to her.
[10:51] Manana
    Is she that amazing?
[10:52] Chio
    Uh, Manana-san...
[10:52] Ushida
    She is!
[10:54] Chio
    You seem to be having fun down there,
    but did you forget about me?
SIGN    Mugita Café
[10:58] Ushida
    Exercise is obviously important,
    but so is your lifestyle!
[11:01] Manana
    Ah, your lifestyle.
[11:02] Ushida
    Carbs are key, too.
[11:04] Manana
    Wh-What are carbs?
[11:05] Chio
    This pose completely exposes my panties...
[11:05] Ushida
    They're called carbohydrates...
[11:09] Chio
    It doesn't look like Manana's
    going to shoo Ushida-san away...
[11:13] Chio
    Actually, depending on how you look at this,
[11:15] Chio
    I might look like some nympho trying
    to show Ushida-san my panties...
[11:18] Chio
    Lookie, lookie!
[11:22] Chio
    I need to escape upward so my
    panties aren't as visible.
[11:25] Chio
    Too bad you weren't able to
    see my panties, Ushida-san.
[11:33] Chio
    No one's noticed me.
[11:36] Chio
    Wait... Is this basically
    the game world right now?
[11:41] Chio
    I lurk in the shadows, fade into
    darkness, and strike my enemies!
[11:46] Chio
    I'm the ultimate spy... Chio Fisher.
SIGN    Chio Fisher
[11:52] Guy
    Whoa, a spider!
[11:55] Guy
    Damn it. Ever since they built
    that building next door,
[11:58] Guy
    it's so humid here, and we
    get way more more bugs.
[12:02] Guy
    I hate bugs.
[12:05] Chio
    Shit... At this rate...
[12:10] Guy
    Yasui! We had a spray to get
    rid of spiderwebs, didn't we?
[12:14] Guy
    Could you get it for me real quick?
[12:16] Yasui
    Sure thing.
[12:17] Chio
    Shit! He's going to see me!
[12:19] Chio
    This is my only chance!
[12:24] Chio
    This guy's huge, so they won't
    be able to see me from inside!
[12:31] Yasui
    Spray...
[12:32] Guy
    Hey, get the one on the bottom, too.
[12:35] Yasui
    Sure.
[12:36] Guy
    Get into that corner more. Right there, idiot.
[12:37] Guy
    Oh, here?
[12:38] Yasui
    Spray...
[12:49] Chio
    Th-That almost gave me a heart attack!
[13:01] Chio
    Oh, man... I'm having so much fun!
[13:05] Chio
    I want to keep at it!
    I should just go to the top.
[13:09] Chio
    If this were a game and I went
    somewhere you usually can't go...
[13:14] Chio
    there'd be an amazing
    rare item waiting for me!
[13:19] Ushida
    Well, I'll be going now.
[13:21] Manana
    Okay. Thank you so much!
[13:24] Manana
    Oh, yeah, Chio-chan—
[13:26] Manana
    What?!
[13:29] Manana
    Chio—
[13:33] Manana
    It probably wouldn't be good to make a fuss...
[13:38] Manana
    What? When did she get all the way up there?
[13:45] Chio
    Safe.
[13:49] Manana
    What the hell... are you doing?!
[13:55] Chio
    Just a little more...
[13:56] Manana
    You're always senselessly
    putting yourself in danger...
[14:06] Girl 1
    Oh, there you are.
[14:08] Girl 2
    Sorry about that.
[14:42] Salaryman
    She seems a bit young to be here...
[14:47] Manana
    Um...
[14:49] Manana
    My dad forgot his lunch,
    so I brought it for him.
[14:55] Salaryman
    Such a nice girl...
[14:58] Salaryman
    By the way, who's your dad?
[15:05] Salaryman
    I guess she didn't want to say.
[15:12] Salaryman
    She might just be at that age.
[15:15] Chio
    Man, this feels so nice!
[15:18] Chio
    And now, a selfie.
[15:21] Chio
    Hey, Manana, are you watching?
[15:23] Manana
    Actually, yes, I am.
[15:29] Chio
    Ma... na... na...
[15:34] Manana
    Chio!
[15:37] Chio
    Whenever Manana calls me "Chio,"
[15:40] Chio
    it means she's super pissed off!
[15:43] Chio
    W... Wait, Manana!
[15:55] Manana
    Chio!
[16:06] Manana
    Just let me hit you at times like these.
[16:13] Chio
    Manana!
[16:17] Chio
    Thank goodness!
[16:20] Manana
    Wh-What?
[16:25] Chio
    You have no athletic ability,
[16:27] Chio
    so I thought you were going to fall
    to your death when you jumped.
[16:37] Chio
    Manana!
[16:42] Chio
    But you came for me...
[16:47] Chio
    I see.
[16:50] Chio
    So the rare item I found
    on the roof was friendship.
[16:56] Chio
    Now, then...
[17:04] Chio
    Since Manana was able to make
    it through this building,
[17:07] Chio
    it's probably a safer route.
[17:08] Chio
    Okay.
[17:13] Salaryman
    Hey, that girl... She said she
    was bringing her dad's lunch...
[17:18] Chio
    Lunch? Oh, so that's how...
[17:21] Chio
    Yes. She's actually the oldest of ten,
[17:25] Chio
    and her family's going
    through some rough times...
[17:28] Chio
    She's been lying that she's on a diet
[17:29] Chio
    so she could spare more food
    for the rest of her family.
[17:33] Chio
    Then she messaged me from the bathroom
    here, saying that she suddenly felt ill.
[17:37] Salaryman
    Wh-What... What a nice girl!
[17:42] Chio
    And now, we run!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[17:43] Guy
    Chio's School Road!
[17:47] Manana
    By the way, you should probably delete
    that picture you took on the roof.
[17:51] Chio
    Huh? B-But I didn't take a picture...
[17:54] Manana
    Liar! I know there's something!
SIGN    Momo-chan's Story
[18:03] Girl
    The water tastes so good!
[18:04] Girl 2
    But should we really drink
    this much tap water?
[18:08] Momo
    Yes, it's perfectly fine.
[18:10] Momo
    You might be worried about the chlorine,
[18:12] Momo
    but the chlorine level in Japan's water
    is much lower than rest of the world.
[18:16] Momo
    This school is a fairly new building,
    too, so the pipes are still—
[18:21] Girl
    Sorry, I wasn't that interested.
[18:24] Girl2
    Man, you're mean.
[18:26] Guy
    She's so annoying.
[18:29] Guy
    Morning.
[18:37] Momo
    There's something I don't understand.
[18:39] Momo
    That student isn't following the dress code,
[18:43] Momo
    so why doesn't Gotou-sensei,
    the student counselor, say anything?
[18:52] Momo
    Good morning.
[18:55] Gotou
    Good morning.
[18:59] Momo
    I'll do better today.
SIGN    Your day should start with a cheerful greeting
SIGN    Let's
    conserve
    paper
[19:02] Momo
    My idea the other day failed.
[19:04] Momo
    It probably looked like I was
    showing off my knowledge.
[19:07] Momo
    I need to work harder for everyone.
[19:10] (Flashback) Teacher
    That's all from me.
    Any comments or questions?
[19:14] (Flashback) Momo
    Yes, ma'am.
[19:16] (Flashback) Teacher
    Yes, Shinozuka-san?
[19:18] (Flashback) Momo
    Regarding our results on the last test,
[19:20] (Flashback) Momo
    our class scored lower
    than the other classes.
[19:23] (Flashback) Momo
    So, this is just my own method,
SIGN    How do we increase our class's average? I propose an effective method for studying at home After school Free time | Studying at home time
[19:25] (Flashback) Momo
    but I put together some ideas for
    how to study at home effectively.
[19:28] (Flashback) Momo
    I was hoping it would be useful to everyone.
[19:31] (Flashback) Momo
    The key factor in this study method...
[19:34] (Flashback) Guy
    Sorry, it's time for club,
    so I'm gonna get going.
[19:38] (Flashback) Guy
    Same here.
[19:40] (Flashback) Girl
    I'm going home, too.
[19:41] (Flashback) Girl 2
    I don't study at home, anyway.
[19:44] (Flashback) Girl
    What was that?
[19:45] (Flashback) Gil
    A new way for the
    goody-two-shoes to annoy us?
[19:47] (Flashback) Guy
    Shinozuka's unbelievable.
[19:49] (Flashback) Momo
    U-Um...
[19:51] (Flashback) Teacher
    Shinozuka-san...
[19:52] (Flashback) Teacher
    Our lessons follow the curriculum guidelines,
[19:57] (Flashback) Teacher
    so if you have any concerns
    with how we're teaching...
SIGN    Combustible Waste
    Remember to separate your trash
[20:04] Momo
    There's something I don't understand.
[20:06] Momo
    Why? Why? Why? Why?
[20:14] Gotou
    Hold it.
[20:17] Momo
    Why?
[20:18] Momo
    Why?
[20:21] Momo
    Why is it just me?!
[20:25] Gotou
    The reason I stopped you is because
[20:28] Gotou
    you looked like you wanted me to stop you.
[20:31] Gotou
    Don't you want someone to listen
    to what you have to say?
SIGN    How do we increase our class's average? I propose an effective method for studying at home After school Free time | Studying at home time
[20:37] Gotou
    What an interesting idea.
[20:39] Gotou
    Splitting everyone up into
    groups based on their clubs
[20:41] Gotou
    to find out their strengths and weaknesses...
[20:43] Gotou
    There are parts that are slightly biased,
    but there are also parts that I agree with.
[20:48] Gotou
    Most importantly, this is
    filled with good intentions.
[20:53] Gotou
    Say, Shinozuka, why don't you
    join the disciplinary committee?
[20:57] Gotou
    If you speak as a member
    of the disciplinary committee,
[20:59] Gotou
    it might be easier to
    get through to everyone.
[21:02] Gotou
    I'm sure you'd be perfect for the position.
[21:06] Momo
    No...
[21:07] Momo
    I'm sure there are many others like me.
[21:10] Gotou
    No, we don't need someone like you.
    We need you, Shinozuka.
[21:18] Momo
    No... I...
[21:24] Momo
    I-I...
SIGN    Disciplinary
SIGN    Unkempt clothes could lead to disciplinary disorder
SIGN    Student Council
    Preparation Room
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:22] manana
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:24] manana
    "Chio-chan Changes Her
    Image" and "Flat Cut."
[23:28] Manana
    Look forward to it!
[23:30] manana
    Next time, we'll finally have
    scenes where I do this,
[23:33] manana
    and even a little bit of that...
[23:34] manana
    I'll show you! I'll show you
    everything! Please watch!
[23:38] manana
    Just kidding.

9 - Chio-chan Changes Her Image / Flat Cut

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Chio-chan Changes Her Image
[01:31] Mom
    Even in high school, you're still
    cramming the night before the test?
[01:35] Chio
    This is a valid strategy for test-taking.
[01:37] Mom
    Here. Have a midnight snack.
[01:40] Mom
    Well, do your best.
[01:44] Chio
    It's just memorization of liberal arts stuff.
[01:47] Chio
    If I work real hard tonight, I should be
    able to secure a below-average score.
[01:54] Chio
    Wait... how do you write the second
    kanji in "authority" again?
[02:02] Chio
    That's the last thing I remember.
[02:05] Chio
    Before I knew it, I was
    having a shootout online.
[02:08] Chio
    Then I suddenly got shot and yelped...
[02:10] Chio
    After that, my mom came in,
    and we got into an argument...
[02:13] Chio
    Then I got pissed off,
    so I went to bed sulking!
[02:15] Manana
    Wow...
[02:17] Manana
    So does that mean you haven't
    studied for today's test at all?
[02:21] Chio
    Pretty much.
[02:22] Chio
    But...
[02:23] Chio
    I have my ultimate last resort strategy.
[02:25] Manana
    Strategy? Don't tell me you're
    going to pray to God or something.
[02:29] Chio
    Please, God, I implore you!
SIGN    Offerings
[02:30] Chio
    Please, God, I beg of you!
[02:38] Chio
    Okay, that should do it!
[02:40] Chio
    I mean, I even offered a hundred yen!
[02:43] Chio
    Now I shouldn't have any
    problems with my test!
[02:45] Chio
    In fact, my whole life will be at peace!
[02:48] Manana
    Jeez, you're optimistic.
[02:49] Manana
    There's no way a selfish
    wish like that would—
SIGN    Offerings
[02:52] Roshi
    Your wish...
SIGN    Offerings
[02:53] Roshi
    has been granted!
[02:56] Both
    Wh-Who's there?!
[03:01] Roshi
    It's me! The Great Avatar!
[03:03] Both
    You're...
[03:05] Chio
    ...the guy who was with Kushitori-senpai
    at the park... the master!
[03:08] Roshi
    It's been a while.
[03:10] Manana
    What the hell is he even doing here?
[03:12] Roshi
    Miyamo.
[03:13] Chio
    Hey, he remembered my name.
[03:14] Roshi
    You seemed to be troubled about your test.
[03:18] Roshi
    I never forget the name of a high
    school girl once I've heard it...
[03:23] Roshi
    Never!
[03:24] Chio
    So, uh, what do you want?
[03:27] Roshi
    I thought I'd give you a word of advice.
[03:30] Roshi
    Despite how I look, I was
    once considered an elite.
[03:35] Roshi
    I am a winner when it comes
    to the academic world.
[03:37] Manana
    Oh, yeah. He did mention that he
    was a successful salaryman before...
[03:37] Roshi
    I know how the world works.
[03:41] Roshi
    You don't even need to try
    that hard in your studies.
[03:45] Chio
    What? Really?
[03:46] Roshi
    Listen well...
[03:48] Roshi
    Girls should be concentrating more
    on how to improve their looks
[03:51] Roshi
    than on their academic scores!
[03:53] Both
    He actually said it!
[03:55] Roshi
    Listen, I saw it countless times
    while I worked at the trading firm.
[04:00] Roshi
    When it came to hiring women,
[04:02] Roshi
    they would hire based solely on their
    looks, and not their academic history.
[04:07] Roshi
    And so, Miyamo...
[04:09] Roshi
    I shall remake you!
[04:12] Roshi
    Let's make you street smart!
[04:15] Chio
    I mean... I know there might be
    some advantages to being pretty,
[04:20] Chio
    but you've got to be somewhat
    decent to begin with.
[04:23] Chio
    And when unattractive girls try too hard,
[04:26] Chio
    they get targeted and end up getting hurt.
[04:30] Chio
    A girl as below average as me wouldn't...
[04:33] Roshi
    Not to worry.
[04:37] Roshi
    You are beautiful, my dear.
[04:39] Roshi
    You are without a doubt
    a diamond in the rough,
[04:42] Roshi
    and I want you to let me polish you.
[04:44] Chio
    Huh?
[04:46] Chio
    Manana...
[04:51] Manana
    You never realized it?
[04:53] Manana
    I've thought that this whole time!
[04:56] Chio
    I'll do it!
[04:58] Manana
    This is getting interesting!
SIGN    Chio-chan's
SIGN    Beautification Project
SIGN    Begins
[05:04] Roshi
    Now you will also enjoy life in easy mode!
[05:07] Chio
    I'm counting on you, sir!
[05:09] Roshi
    I need your help, young one.
[05:11] Manana
    Uh, sure...
[05:12] Manana
    But where did you get those wigs and props?
[05:15] Roshi
    Well, you see, underneath this shrine
    is where I store all the things I find.
[05:20] Manana
    Blasphemy!
[05:21] Roshi
    All right, how about we take a
    look at your natural face, Miyamo?
[05:26] Roshi
    Could you take your glasses off?
[05:28] Chio
    Oh, sure...
[05:32] Both
    Her face is so dull!
[05:34] Roshi
    To be honest, I started this just for fun,
[05:37] Roshi
    but this is going to be
    harder than I thought.
[05:40] Roshi
    How do I put this...
    Your face is really plain.
[05:44] Manana
    Jeez. Your whole personality
    basically relies on your glasses.
[05:48] Roshi
    But her glasses add to her
    gloominess, so we'll keep them off.
[05:51] Chio
    You're saying something different now...
[05:54] Roshi
    First, we've got to do something
    about your lame hairstyle,
[05:56] Roshi
    so we'll try this long-haired
    wig and see how it goes.
[06:01] Manana
    Now she's just some online game invalid
    who's been shut in for three years!
[06:04] Roshi
    The long hair makes you look like
    M-Monsieur Kamayatsu. It suits you.
[06:08] Chio
    Oh, really? Who's that?
[06:08] Manana
    Th-That wig is way too bleached!
[06:11] Roshi
    Let's hurry up and get this styled!
[06:13] Chio
    Ooh, that's a nice sound.
[06:15] Manana
    Look at those movements! He's so experienced!
[06:17] Manana
    This old man is definitely not normal.
[06:23] Manana
    She just stepped out of the Showa era!
[06:25] Manana
    But wait... The usually
    conservative Chio-chan
[06:25] Roshi
    This is the Monroe hairstyle.
[06:27] Manana
    Wow... What's a Monroe?
[06:28] Manana
    is actually positively trying
    to change her image...
[06:31] Roshi
    I'll leave her makeup to you.
[06:33] Manana
    All right...
[06:34] Manana
    I'll use all of my power
[06:37] Manana
    to guide you toward becoming a popular kid!
[06:41] Manana
    Mana Mana Mana Mana Mana
    Mana Mana Mana Mana...
[06:45] Roshi
    L-Look at her go!
[06:48] Manana
    My goal... is to do the huge eyes
    makeup that's so in right now!
[06:56] Roshi
    Scary!
[06:58] Manana
    I gave it my all.
[07:01] Roshi
    R-Right...
[07:02] Chio
    Hey, so how do I look?
[07:04] Roshi
    Yikes! She talked!
[07:14] Both
    What a total failure...
[07:16] Manana
    What the hell's with that weird hairstyle?!
[07:19] Roshi
    I never thought her face would look
    that plain without the glasses!
[07:22] Roshi
    That's why I thought I'd at least
    make her hair look fancy!
[07:25] Manana
    And what do we do about the fact that she's
    so excited to look in a mirror right now?!
[07:28] Roshi
    Also, what the hell is with that makeup?!
[07:31] Manana
    I couldn't help it, okay? The more I
    experimented, the more fun it became!
[07:34] Roshi
    What?! So this was premeditated?
    How can you call yourself her friend?
[07:37] Chio
    Hey, hey! Are you guys done talking?
[07:41] Roshi
    A-Anyway, we need to figure out what
    to do with that sad little monster...
[07:45] Manana
    R-Right...
[07:46] Roshi
    What should we do? Start over?
[07:48] Manana
    We definitely don't have that much time.
[07:51] Roshi
    I knew something was off as soon
    as I put the blonde wig on her.
[07:55] Manana
    Oh, actually, so did I.
[07:57] Manana
    The thing with Chio-chan is...
    her face is dated.
[08:02] Manana
    So whenever I do her makeup,
    I always go overboard.
[08:06] Roshi
    What should we do?
[08:07] Roshi
    Should we just stick that horse mask
    on her head and make a run for it?
[08:09] Manana
    Uh, I'll end up seeing her at school.
[08:14] Manana
    Th-This should...
[08:16] Roshi
    You're right! With her
    dull face, that should...
[08:20] Manana
    Chio-chan! Forget everything we just did!
[08:23] Roshi
    And if we just stick this on—
[08:28] BG
    Indeed.
[08:30] Both
    It looks so good!
[08:31] Roshi
    W-We finally found it!
    The hairstyle that fits you best!
[08:35] Manana
    I-It's absolutely perfect!
    Why hadn't I realized it before?!
[08:38] Chio
    What? That good? So my image
    has successfully been changed?
[08:42] Roshi
    Heck, yes!
[08:43] Chio
    I don't look weird at all?
[08:45] Manana
    You bet your ass you do!
[08:47] Chio
    D-Do I look a little sexy, too?
[08:51] Manana
    Oh, w-well...
[08:51] Chio
    Do you think guys will like me?
[08:52] Manana
    Crap... That was the whole point...
[08:56] Roshi
    Uh... Um...
[08:58] Roshi
    Well, to be honest...
[09:00] Roshi
    You could be in a dirty mag!
[09:02] Chio
    I've ascended to that level?
[09:04] Manana
    Hey, why'd you put it like that?
[09:06] Roshi
    Well, the pretty ladies in the old Japanese
    paintings basically looked like that.
[09:10] Manana
    Still, I mean...
[09:12] Chio
    I see... So I look that different
    just by changing my hairstyle...
[09:12] Manana
    That hair doesn't go with her uniform at all!
[09:16] Chio
    Actually, I guess that happens
    all the time in stories.
[09:19] Chio
    Hey, you two.
[09:21] Chio
    Smooch. Thank you.
[09:26] Chio
    As of today, I'm finally graduating
    from being below average...
[09:31] Chio
    I guess I'll start stealing
    boys' hearts, one after another.
[09:37] Chio
    Say, you two...
[09:40] Chio
    Do you want to see the new,
    reborn, sexy Chio-chan?
[09:54] ---
    Just a little bit...
[10:11] ---
    Fujiyama tempura!
[10:14] ---
    Oh, behave.
[10:17] ---
    All right!
[10:18] ---
    Your mother's topknot.
[10:30] Chio
    Well? How was that absolutely
    sexy pole dancing?
[10:34] Roshi
    Shit...
[10:35] Manana
    What should we do?
[10:36] Chio
    Was it worthy of the new Chio-chan...
[10:42] Chio
    Hey, this is my usual hairstyle.
[10:45] Chio
    Manana?
[10:46] Manana
    Yeah!
[10:47] Manana
    So, actually, um, uh... Y-Y-Yeah!
[10:51] Manana
    Uh, so basically...
[10:53] Manana
    Chio-chan, when you're
    your below average self,
[10:56] Manana
    you're the most precious and most beautiful...
[11:01] Chio
    Huh? Wait, so what was all that
    about being in a dirty mag?
[11:04] Roshi
    Well, I just meant that if you
    weren't popular to everyone,
[11:07] Roshi
    there'd still be a need for you somewhere.
[11:12] Chio
    I see! I get it.
[11:16] Chio
    This was all a waste of time!
[11:18] Chio
    I'm going to school!
[11:19] Manana
    Hey, wait!
[11:21] Chio
    If I fail, it's both of your faults!
[11:22] Roshi
    See you again!
[11:24] Roshi
    How fun. I got to play with high school
    girls again first thing in the morning.
[11:29] Roshi
    But you know...
[11:30] Roshi
    There's just one thing I
    want you to remember...
[11:34] Roshi
    The only ones who are able to play with wigs
[11:38] Roshi
    are those blessed enough
    to not truly need them.
[11:42] Girl
    Chio's—God, I beseech you!—School R—
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[11:45] Manana
    When the hell did you
    learn how to pole dance?
[11:49] Chio
    Well, there was this pervy bar
    in some game I was playing,
[11:53] Chio
    and I ended up watching it all day
    one day because I was bored...
[11:56] Chio
    And I just picked it up it naturally.
[11:58] Manana
    So her life as a girl is basically over.
SIGN    Flat Cut
[12:09] Chio
    Man...
[12:11] Chio
    Aren't these water pipes that
    are placed above rivers great?
[12:16] Manana
    I'm sorry, how?
[12:18] Chio
    This fence... The slippery surface.
[12:21] Chio
    They definitely made it difficult for
    anyone who wants to try to walk across.
[12:25] Manana
    Uh, yeah. You're not supposed to walk on it.
[12:26] Chio
    But right in the middle is a resting point.
[12:29] Manana
    Uh, that's not a resting point.
[12:31] Chio
    It's sort of like a man
    who's strong and strict,
[12:33] Chio
    but still has some kindness in him... Right?
[12:37] Manana
    Chio-chan...
[12:39] Manana
    No, I don't get it!
[12:41] Manana
    And the fact that you anthropomorphized
    a bridge makes you sound like a fujoshi—
[12:44] Chio
    Who are you calling a fujoshi, damn it?!
[12:45] Manana
    Whoa, you flipped!
[12:46] Manana
    I mean, I found a BL game magazine in your room!
[12:50] Chio
    Huh?!
[12:52] (Flashback) Manana
    There seems to be something under here...
[12:57] Chio
    Th-That's just... I just
    accidentally bought it...
[13:00] Chio
    I only look at it every once in a while...
[13:03] Chio
    Let's forget about that! I want to talk
    about how cool that water pipe looks!
[13:07] Manana
    And I'm telling you that normal
    girls wouldn't care about that!
[13:10] Chio
    What?!
[13:12] Chio
    But it looks so cool!
[13:14] Guy
    Let's get married!
SIGN    Let's get
    married!!
[13:15] Chio
    If someone p-p-proposed to me up there,
    I'd probably say yes without thinking.
[13:21] Manana
    You don't even have a boyfriend!
[13:23] Manana
    You seriously just said propfbt—
[13:24] Chio
    Shut up! Who cares?!
[13:28] Chio
    Jeez!
[13:30] Manana
    Man, that was hilarious.
[13:32] Manana
    I seriously have no idea
    what your basis for "cool" is.
[13:36] Manana
    At this rate, you'll never find a...
[13:39] Manana
    Isn't that...
[13:43] Chio
    Huh? Andou-san?
[13:46] Manana
    A newspaper?
SIGN    Saitou
[13:51] Andou
    Andou-style newspaper delivery technique...
[13:55] Andou
    Heaven Destroyer!
[14:00] Both
    A-Amazing!
[14:03] Andou
    Oh, hey! I didn't see you guys there!
[14:05] Manana
    What?
[14:06] Andou
    I guess you saw me really getting into it.
[14:10] Andou
    That was my last one, so I
    got a little too excited.
[14:13] Manana
    Wait, he was totally showing off, right?
[14:17] Chio
    Th-That was amazing! What was that?!
[14:19] Manana
    Chio-chan?!
[14:21] Andou
    It's nothing...
[14:22] Manana
    Chio-chan... She's showing*
    so much interest in this.
[14:25] Manana
    If this is what Andou-san was
    after, that would mean...
[14:27] Chio
    That's amazing!
[14:30] Manana
    Andou-san likes Chio-chan, right?
[14:31] Chio
    Like this?
[14:31] Andou
    More of a whip motion.
[14:33] Andou
    Yeah.
[14:33] Andou
    See ya.
[14:35] Manana
    Huh?
[14:38] Manana
    He seemed to leave pretty quickly.
[14:42] Manana
    Huh? Did I have the wrong idea?
[14:45] Manana
    Maybe he just genuinely...
[14:49] Manana
    Huh?
[14:50] Andou
    Now that that's done,
    I guess I'll have a smoke.
[14:55] Andou
    Oh, right. I forgot I quit.
[14:58] Manana
    He's not actually talking to himself, is he?
[15:01] Andou
    I'll have a cigar instead.
[15:04] Manana
    He just leveled up!
[15:17] Manana
    I mean, it suits him, but...
[15:21] Andou
    Oh, hey, Miyamo.
[15:21] Chio
    Is that one of those cigar things?!
[15:23] Andou
    Yeah, it is.
[15:23] Chio
    I've never seen one before!
[15:25] Manana
    Now I know for sure...
[15:25] Chio
    Wow! A real cigar!
[15:27] Manana
    Everything Andou-san does
    is to appeal to Chio-chan!
[15:31] Manana
    Which means Andou-san likes Chio-chan!
[15:35] Manana
    And somehow, Andou-san's slightly-off
    way of seeming appealing
[15:38] Manana
    is a home run with Chio-chan!
[15:41] Manana
    They might actually end
    up a couple at this rate!
[15:44] Manana
    I don't think Chio-chan has a clue,
    but seriously, what kind of pairing is this?
[15:48] Manana
    I always figured Chio-chan would go out
    with a guy who'd be depicted like this...
[15:54] Manana
    Andou-san probably doesn't have
    much of an academic record,
[15:57] Manana
    but what's scary about his type is...
[15:59] Manana
    They totally turn their lives around!
[16:01] Manana
    A former delinquent uses
    his personality and actions
[16:04] Manana
    to go out into society and
    somehow makes it super big...
[16:07] Manana
    There are plenty of stories like that.
[16:07] Andou
    Get yer ass out here!
SIGN    Supermarket Sashisu
[16:11] Manana
    Imagine the impending future...
[16:14] Manana
    Ugh... Veggies went up in price again.
[16:18] Manana
    Also, the water's really
    heavy when I buy it here.
[16:20] Manana
    If I could afford even a small car...
[16:24] Manana
    A convertible?
[16:26] Manana
    Really? On a chilly day like this? Wait...
[16:29] Manana
    Chio-chan?!
[16:29] Chio
    Oh, hey, Manana!
[16:32] Manana
    You bought another new car?
[16:34] Chio
    Yeah, we did!
[16:35] Chio
    My honey insisted on getting
    a convertible, and...
[16:39] Andou
    Well, I'm not very smart.
[16:41] Chio
    But I got this lovely coat in return, so...
[16:44] Chio
    Are you riding your bike because
    you're worried about your health?
[16:48] Manana
    Y-Yeah, something like that.
[16:49] Chio
    Good for you!
[16:50] Chio
    If you ever buy a car, you should
    totally get a foreign one!
[16:53] Chio
    Though they tend to be more expensive
    because of the exchange rate.
[16:53] Manana
    I see...
[16:55] Chio
    But once you get used to having the
    steering wheel on the left side,
[16:58] Chio
    these parking lots become a pain!
[17:01] Manana
    Really?
[17:01] Chio
    The parking ticket machines
    are always on the right side!
[17:05] Chio
    At least supermarkets in the city
    have ticketing machines on both sides!
[17:08] Manana
    I see!
[17:13] Manana
    Glare.
[17:19] Chio
    Hey... What the hell was that?
[17:23] Manana
    You had a lot of bugs on your clothes.
[17:25] Chio
    Well, don't crush them!
[17:26] Chio
    Why?! How could you?!
[17:26] Manana
    Think... Think, damn it!
[17:29] Manana
    And figure something out...
[17:30] Manana
    to ensure Chio-chan's below
    average and happy future...
[17:34] Manana
    I'm pretty sure Andou-san will
    try something again up ahead.
[17:38] Manana
    Something Andou-san would do...
[17:41] Guy
    Hey, girls. Why don't we get some tea?
[17:42] Guy
    The one with black hair is cute.
[17:43] Guy
    The one with the pigtails is totally my type.
[17:43] Manana
    He'd probably ask his friends to surround us.
[17:44] Guy
    I'd go for the one on the right.
[17:45] Manana
    And then...
[17:47] Andou
    Are you all right, Miyamo?!
[17:48] Chio
    I love you!
[17:50] Manana
    Nah, he wouldn't actually
    do anything like that...
[17:55] Andou
    You like that?
[17:57] Andou
    You don't need to rush.
[17:59] Manana
    This dude...
[18:00] Manana
    might actually be just an idiot.
[18:03] Manana
    I think what he wanted to do was this,
[18:06] Manana
    but you can tell this was all a
    setup because of that umbrella...
[18:10] Manana
    What's Chio-chan's reaction?!
[18:12] Chio
    H-Huh? That cat's... George?!
[18:16] Chio
    Andou-san! That cat!
[18:18] Andou
    Oh, this is...
[18:24] Andou
    Um...
[18:26] Andou
    Okay, time for my next plan!
[18:27] Manana
    What? Did he actually say that out loud?!
[18:31] Manana
    I'm starting to feel like it'll
    be okay, even if I leave it alone.
[18:36] Chio
    Could it be that Andou-san...
    actually likes me?
[18:43] Manana
    Huh, what?! Why?!
[18:44] Chio
    Well, he messages me every once in a while...
SIGN    It's hot today. I think ice cream would taste really good on a day like this. That farm-fresh kind is really good.
[18:48] Manana
    Huh? When did they
    exchange email addresses?!
[18:50] Manana
    Wait... Are they already that
    close without my knowing?
[18:55] Chio
    M-Manana?
[18:55] Manana
    Oh, I see.
[18:56] Manana
    Chio-chan might seriously leave me
    in the dust on this school road.
[19:02] Manana
    A shadow?!
[19:03] Manana
    That's probably Andou-san.
    What's he going to do now?
[19:18] Andou
    N-Nailed it!
[19:22] Andou
    I coincidentally found out at
    work that Miyamo is into BL!
[19:27] Andou
    Ever since then, I've been
    playing those games nonstop,
[19:29] Andou
    and watched a ton online for research!
[19:32] Andou
    You recognize this, don't you, Miyamo?
[19:35] Sign
    I love you, Shouhei.
SIGN    Masaomi: "I love you, Shouhei."
[19:37] (Flashback) Andou
    Th-This is it!
[19:39] Andou
    The classic scene of the super famous
    BL game
Endor known as the foot slam!
[19:43] (Flashback) Andou
    So, apparently, Bloody Butterfly is just a...
[19:43] Andou
    I even got my subordinate
    to help me out with this.
[19:44] (Flashback) Lady
    Welcome!
[19:46] (Flashback) Sub
    Huh?
[19:47] (Flashback) Andou
    You're the only one I can ask!
[19:49] (Flashback) Sub
    I-If it's for you, Andou-san...
[19:51] (Flashback) Sub
    I-I'm really going to do this.
[19:53] (Flashback) Andou
    Yeah! Put all your weight on me!
[19:59] Andou
    It'll be fine... If I can get through this...
[20:03] Chio
    Hey! That's the foot slam from Endor!
[20:05] Chio
    You know so much about BL,
    Andou-san! Let's talk!
[20:07] Andou
    Her smile...
[20:16] Andou
    Huh?
[20:17] Andou
    Miyamo? Please realize what this is... Quick!
[20:21] Chio
    Manana, what's going on over there?
[20:26] Andou
    Let me introduce you...
[20:27] Andou
    This is my boyfriend.
[20:30] Andou
    We're so in love that I don't
    care who sees. Got that?
[20:33] Manana
    PS... My body is super flexible.
[20:36] Chio
    Right?!
[20:37] Manana
    Actually, yeah, that's all this looks like...
[20:40] Manana
    Well, we shouldn't interrupt.
[20:42] Chio
    We'll just be going.
[20:43] Andou
    H-Huh?!
[20:45] Girl 1
    Hey! That's from Endor!
[20:51] Chio
    Man, what a sight to see
    first thing in the morning...
[20:53] Manana
    I guess we were just headed the same way
[20:55] Manana
    because he was going to see his boyfriend...
[20:59] Manana
    What's wrong, Chio-chan?
[21:01] Chio
    Well, I was just thinking...
[21:05] Chio
    I said that Andou-san might like me...
[21:07] Chio
    and now I'm really embarrassed...
[21:10] Chio
    Ugh! It's not like anyone would
    ever fall for someone like me!
[21:15] Manana
    What? That's not true...
[21:17] Chio
    It is! No one would fall for me!
[21:19] Chio
    Ugh, I'm so embarrassed!
[21:22] Manana
    That's not true.
[21:25] Andou
    Damn it!
[21:26] Andou
    It was going so well, but it somehow failed!
[21:29] Andou
    Sorry to drag you into this and
    make you do something so weird...
[21:33] Sub
    It's okay...
[21:34] Sub
    I didn't even mind...
[21:39] Manana
    Chio's School Road... Bam!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[21:42] (Flashback) Andou
    I managed to get Miyamo's email address.
[21:45] (Flashback) Andou
    Today's the day I ask her on a date!
SIGN    Cancel | New Message To: Miyamo Subject: This might seem sudden It's hot today. I think ice cream would taste really good on a day like this. That farm-fresh kind is really good.
[21:48] (Flashback) Andou
    Not too direct, but not too distant...
[21:50] (Flashback) Andou
    I-I have no idea what that
    means, but maybe this works...
SIGN    Received message From: Miyamo To: Me Subject: If you consider cost and value, you're actually better off if you chomp on some juice you chilled in the freezer.
[21:53] Chio
    If you consider cost and value,
[21:54] Chio
    you're actually better off if you chomp
    on some juice you chilled in the freezer.
[21:57] (Flashback) Andou
    I got rejected!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] girl
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:32] girl
    "Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content,
    and the Press Conference,"
[23:34] girl
    "Thousand Spring," and "Andou and George."
[23:36] girl
    Look forward to it!
[23:37] girl
    Currently (toubun), sugar content
    (toubun), and divide (toubun)!

10 - Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content, and the Press Conference / Thousand Spring / Andou and George

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content, and the Press Conference
[01:35] Chio
    And then my dad also wanted one,
[01:37] Chio
    so he built a smoker in our yard.
[01:39] Chio
    He smoked some salmon, and every
    cat in the neighborhood came by.
[01:43] Chio
    Next thing we knew, over half—
[01:44] Momo
    U-Um!
[01:46] Chio
    Jeez, you scared me!
[01:47] Chio
    Momo-senpai?
[01:49] Momo
    I'm sorry to do this out of
    the blue, but you see...
[01:52] Both
    You want to talk to us about something?
[01:54] Momo
    Yes, um...
[01:56] Momo
    This is something only you two can do...
[02:01] Chio
    What?! Does this involve Gotou-sensei?
[02:05] Momo
    Y-Yes. How did you know?
[02:07] Manana
    Don't tell me... you're going
    to confess your love for him!
[02:11] Momo
    A-Actually, I want to buy and
    immediately eat some sweets.
[02:15] Both
    Say what?
[02:16] Chio
    What's that got to do with Gotou-sensei?
[02:20] Momo
    Well, you see...
[02:22] (Flashback) Momo
    Sensei, all these sweets were thrown
    away in the corner of the courtyard.
[02:27] (Flashback) Momo
    If they were going to eat these in a group,
    they should've just gone to someone's house.
[02:31] (Flashback) Momo
    Why bother eating them at school?
[02:34] (Flashback) Goto
    I'm sure it's similar
[02:35] (Flashback) Goto
    to how the more people need to get up,
    the more they just want to sleep in.
[02:45] (Flashback) Momo
    R-Right...
[02:48] Momo
    I ended up acting like I knew what
    Gotou-sensei was talking about...
[02:53] Chio
    Yeah, that analogy sucked.
[02:55] Momo
    I thought about it long and hard later,
[02:58] Momo
    and I thought he meant that
    I could possibly understand
[03:01] Momo
    what the other students were feeling
    if I also broke the rules...
[03:06] Momo
    But I can't allow myself to
    eat sweets in the courtyard,
[03:09] Momo
    so I thought I'd buy and eat some
    sweets on the way to school...
[03:12] Momo
    but, um...
[03:14] Momo
    I can't seem to find the
    courage to do it alone...
[03:18] Manana
    Got it!
[03:19] Chio
    Leave this to us.
[03:24] Chio
    But really, you're pretty
    amazing, Momo-senpai.
[03:28] Chio
    You're willing to break the
    rules for the person you love.
[03:32] Momo
    Wh-Why are you saying it like that?
[03:34] Momo
    And I'm not that much
    of a goody-two-shoes...
[03:38] Manana
    Where should we go? Inoyama?
[03:40] Chio
    Yeah.
[03:47] Momo
    M-Miyamo-san... Nonomura-san...
[03:50] Momo
    That... qualifies as property damage!
[03:53] Momo
    You shouldn't pick flowers
    from someone else's yard!
[03:57] Chio
    But we've been picking and sucking the
    flowers from here since we were little.
[04:01] (Flashback) Manana
    It's so yummy!
[04:03] (Flashback) Chio
    Right?
[04:04] Manana
    Let me go ask real quick.
[04:07] Manana
    She said it's fine.
[04:08] Momo
    Huh?
[04:08] Momo
    Um, I, um...
[04:13] Manana
    Momo-senpai! You want to try
    sucking one, too, don't you?
[04:17] Chio
    Don't move. We'll consider this an
    appetizer for the upcoming sweets.
[04:21] Momo
    I-I couldn't!
[04:23] Manana
    It's fine. This is all our doing.
[04:31] Momo
    It's so sweet!
[04:33] Both
    M-Momo-senpai?
[04:36] Momo
    Wowie! I never knew the nectar
    from flowers was so sweet!
[04:39] Momo
    It's so aromatic, and the
    flavor is so profound!
[04:43] Momo
    I almost feel like a honey... bee...
[04:51] Momo
    N-Now I've done it...
[04:53] Chio
    Wait. Did she sound slightly
    different just now?
SIGN    Huh...
[04:57] Chio
    I guess you have a real
    sweet tooth, Momo-senpai.
[05:00] Chio
    Who would've thought?
[05:01] Momo
    Yes... It's beyond a sweet tooth.
    I mean, you saw what happened.
[05:06] Momo
    Even my family gets weirded out,
     so I can only eat sweets at home alone.
[05:11] Chio
    She acts like that by herself?
[05:13] Momo
    The reason I asked you two to come with me
[05:16] Momo
    is also to have you stop me
    if I do anything weird
[05:18] Momo
    after buying and consuming the sweets.
[05:21] Manana
    Then why don't you eat snacks that
    aren't sweet, like rice crackers?
[05:27] Manana
    I guess she'd rather just eat sweets.
[05:30] [SONG] Sign
    Inoyama Shop
[05:30] Chio
    It's that shop right over there.
[05:32] Chio
    It's not on the way to our school,
    so you won't see any of our students there.
[05:37] Manana
    You can eat while you're in the store, too.
[05:39] Momo
    Wow, I've never been to such a place.
[05:44] Lady
    I told you. I'm watching
    the store for Grams today,
[05:46] Lady
    and these shops open early.
[05:49] Momo
    Pardon me.
[05:50] Lady
    I've got a customer.
SIGN    End Call
[05:52] Lady
    Hello, there.
[05:54] Momo
    I'd like these, please.
SIGN    Milk
[05:58] Lady
    What's up with this girl? That bloodlust...
[06:01] Chio
    I'd like these, please.
[06:03] Lady
    At least she's normal.
[06:13] Momo
    I will now make my first-ever attempt at
    consuming sweets right after buying them.
[06:17] Both
    Okay!
[06:22] Momo
    Gotou-sensei, please forgive me.
SIGN    Let's do this!!
SIGN    Chihuahua Sauce
[06:27] Momo
    Here I go.
[06:28] Lady
    I've never seen someone undo
    the wrapper so delicately.
[06:29] Both
    Go!
[06:32] Lady
    What the heck?
[06:33] Momo
    If I lose myself like I did earlier,
[06:37] Momo
    please stop me, even if you have to hit me.
[06:39] Momo
    Promise me you will.
[06:41] Both
    Got it!
[06:48] Momo
    This is... I see... It's a bit different
    from regular chocolate.
[06:56] Momo
    So yummy!
[06:57] Momo
    This sweetness that hits you before
    the aroma of the cacao is fantastic!
[07:03] Lady
    What?!
[07:04] Momo
    Plus it's only ten yen,
    and there's even a biscuit inside!
[07:07] Momo
    This is indeed a surprise!
[07:09] Momo
    And to finish it all off, this butteriness
[07:11] Momo
    is a sweet surprise!
    Because you know... sweets!
[07:17] Momo
    This sensation of the caramel
    getting stuck in your teeth!
[07:20] Momo
    It's been too long!
[07:22] Chio
    Oh, I get it.
[07:24] Chio
    This is how Momo-senpai is normally.
[07:27] (Flashback) Momo
    If I say anything strange, please stop me.
[07:31] Chio
    This reminds me of the time a Western
    horror game was released in Japan...
[07:35] Chio
    Because the Japanese distributor
    decided to censor it,
[07:36] Guy
    Wait, stop! Wh-What are you doing?!
[07:37] Chio
    most of the super violent
    scenes were completely black.
[07:39] (Flashback) Chio
    What the hell is going on?!
[07:41] Chio
    Is there ever a reason to simply put
    a lid on something that stinks?
[07:45] Chio
    No... If this is Momo-senpai's true form...
[07:50] Chio
    Then...
[07:51] Both
    Then...
[07:55] Both
    These sweets are so damn good!
[07:57] Manana
    Have a taste, Momo-senpai!
[08:00] Momo
    What? Really?!
[08:01] Chio
    But of course!
[08:04] Momo
    Wh-What is this?! It's so sweet and sour!
[08:06] Chio
    I know, right?!
[08:07] Manana
    Have another!
[08:08] Lady
    U-Uh...
[08:10] Momo
    The contrasting texture between
    the wafers and cream is superb!
[08:13] Manana
    These banana things are awesome!
    Om nom nom nom nom...
[08:16] Momo
    I love those, too!
SIGN    Cherry
SIGN    Melon
SIGN    Watermelon
[08:18] Momo
    I'll just have to do the forbidden
    "three flavors at once" technique!
SIGN    Watermelon
SIGN    Melon
SIGN    Cherry
[08:23] Momo
    Hokkaido... The inside of
    my mouth is now Hokkaido...
[08:27] Chio
    Momo-senpai, we're about
    to run out of sweets!
[08:29] Momo
    Very well! I will allow you to buy more!
[08:34] Chio
    U-Um... these... here.
[08:37] Lady
    Oh, she sort of returned to normal.
[08:40] Chio
    Senpai, here are the relief supplies!
[08:42] Momo
    Excellent work!
[08:44] Momo
    We'll put this cola powder
    into the cola, and...
[08:48] Momo
    The perfect cola is now complete!
[08:55] Momo
    It's so sweet!
[08:57] Momo
    Have a taste, you two!
[08:58] Chio
    Thanks!
[09:01] Chio
    So sweet!
[09:03] Momo
    I know, right?!
[09:04] Momo
    Please give us some kind of prize
    for this unprecedented invention!
[09:07] Manana
    In that case...
[09:08] Both
    Have the Nobel Fizzy Drink Prize!
[09:12] Momo
    I'm allowed to have such an honor?
[09:14] Lady
    Congrats!
[09:18] Momo
    Thank you so much, everyone!
[09:20] Momo
    I'm the recipient of the
    Nobel Fizzy Drink Prize,
[09:22] Momo
    and my name is Shinozuka Momo!
[09:24] Both
    Whoa! It's a press conference
    for the award ceremony!
[09:26] Both
    How will you use this
    technology in the future?
SIGN    Air Mic
[09:28] Momo
    Well, I plan to develop
    this technology even further,
[09:31] Momo
    and one day, I'll marry Gotou-sensei!
SIGN    Marr
SIGN    Marriage
[09:41] Momo
    Why didn't you stop me?
[09:44] Chio
    Because you looked so happy, Momo-senpai.
[09:48] Manana
    So how was your first experience
    buying and consuming?
[09:51] Momo
    Well, i-i-it was...
[09:54] Momo
    so much fun!
[09:56] Chio
    Huh?! Wh-Why are you crying?!
[09:58] Momo
    Thinking about how I'll never
    be able to do it again is just...
[10:03] Chio
    Then let's have a sweets party
    at your house sometime, Senpai.
[10:07] Momo
    What? Really?
[10:12] Momo
    I'm sorry, Gotou-sensei,
    to ask for a day off without warning.
[10:17] Sensei
    Don't be. It's good to
    let loose once in a while.
[10:22] Momo
    Um, I... think I understand now.
[10:28] Sensei
    I smell chocolate, cola, and caramel.
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[10:33] Chio
    Chio's School...
[10:35] (Flashback) Chio
    What are your thoughts on mint chocolate?
[10:38] (Flashback) Momo
    Huh? Mint chocolate?
[10:40] (Flashback) Momo
    I think people are rather
    split on it overall,
[10:44] (Flashback) Momo
    but I love it. I find it refreshing.
[10:47] (Flashback) Both
    So there is someone who likes it!
SIGN    Thousand Spring
[11:02] Chio
    Hey! It's that girl!
[11:06] Chio
    Gotta contact Manana.
[11:13] Chio
    Her uniform...
[11:15] Chio
    She's headed in a different direction
    than her school, Eihei Girls' Academy.
[11:18] Chio
    She must be scheming something...
[11:23] Andou
    Damn it. There's still some left in here.
[11:25] Andou
    Honestly, what if it explodes in the truck?
[11:30] Andou
    And there's a bottle right next to it.
[11:33] Andou
    To think that I hadn't even thrown out
    trash from my own place until recently...
[11:37] Andou
    The bottles go with the bottles!
    The cans go with the cans!
[11:39] Andou
    Whoa! A stuffed animal! Creepy!
SIGN    Extra Large
    Portions
SIGN    Plain Jane
    with Glasses
    220 minutes
[11:44] Andou
    Plain Jane... with Glasses... 220 minutes!
[11:48] Andou
    I wonder if this is still watchable.
[11:50] Andou
    No, I... But maybe just a little...
[11:53] Andou
    No, I'm throwing it away!
[11:54] Andou
    Ow!
[11:56] Andou
    What the...
[11:58] Andou
    Chiharu!
[11:59] Andou
    Huh? What are you doing here?
[12:01] Chiharu
    What the hell are you doing here, Mayu-nii?
[12:04] Andou
    Huh? I'm working my shift
    at the convenience store.
[12:07] Chiharu
    Stop working!
SIGN    Bonk
[12:09] Chiharu
    I thought you were going to be the
    world's best motorcycle gang member!
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
[12:12] Andou
    Yeah, but...
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
SIGN    Bonk
[12:13] Chiharu
    Stop working! It's so lame!
[12:16] Chiharu
    When you had your team,
    you were so cool!
SIGN    Starry Night Squad
[12:19] Chiharu
    You always smelled like blood and steel!
    I looked up to you!
[12:21] Chiharu
    Now look at you!
[12:24] Chiharu
    You've never even taken
    the garbage out at home!
[12:25] Andou
    C-Calm down! Okay?
[12:29] Chiharu
    Why the hell am I going to
    private school to study?!
[12:32] Chio
    A-Andou-san...
[12:35] Chio
    Do you know her?
[12:38] Andou
    Yeah. She's my—
[12:41] Andou
    Hey! Calm down!
[12:42] Andou
    This is Andou Chiharu.
[12:45] Andou
    She's my sister, and she's
    ten years younger than me.
[12:47] Chiharu
    What?! You know Mayu-nii?
[12:50] Andou
    Wait, you know Chiharu, Miyamo?
[12:52] Chio
    She stuck her fingers up my ass
    out of nowhere the other day.
[12:55] Andou
    The hell?!
[12:56] Andou
    What do you think you're doing?!
[12:58] Chiharu
    I didn't just do it randomly. We were
    engaging in actual ass-to-ass combat.
[13:01] Chiharu
    The one who has to clean up
    after flower arrangement class
[13:03] Chiharu
    is always decided during
    lunch with ass-to-ass combat.
[13:05] Andou
    I can't tell if this is supposed
    to be elegant or vulgar...
[13:07] Andou
    So why are you going after Miyamo?
[13:10] Andou
    Why?
[13:11] Chiharu
    To find your woman.
[13:15] Chiharu
    It was completely unnatural for you
    to just up and leave your team,
[13:18] Chiharu
    so I gathered some information myself.
[13:20] (Flashback) Guy
    The hell you want, you stupid little brat?
[13:22] (Flashback) Chiharu
    I'm Andou's little sister!
[13:25] (Flashback) Chiharu
    What happened to my brother?
[13:30] (Flashback) Chiharu
    Tell me now!
[13:31] (Flashback) Guy
    A-A woman from Samejima—
[13:32] (Flashback) Guy 2
    You dumbass! You're gonna get killed!
[13:34] (Flashback) Guy
    But...
[13:35] (Flashback) Guy 2
    Sorry, but we can't say anything.
[13:38] Chiharu
    Samejima? A woman from Samejima Academy?
[13:44] Chiharu
    Then I'm going to find this bitch...
SIGN    Kill her
[13:47] Chiharu
    and kill her.
[13:48] Chio
    Uh, kill her?
[13:50] Chiharu
    I targeted this four-eyes
    here to use as a pawn
[13:52] Chiharu
    so I could find that woman,
    since they go to the same school.
[13:55] Andou
    Hey, Chiharu, listen...
[13:57] Chiharu
    You don't have to hide it. I know!
[13:59] Chio
    Uh... She's got quite a
    few things wrong here,
[14:02] Chio
    but she's essentially looking for me, isn't she?
SIGN    Soft Serve
[14:05] Chio
    I thought everything was
    settled with Andou-san,
[14:08] Chio
    and I doubt anything good will
    come of telling her it's me, so...
SIGN    Not my problem
[14:11] Chio
    Not my problem.
[14:12] Chio
    You can take care of it.
[14:15] Andou
    Well, you see...
[14:17] Chiharu
    I get it. It was amazing, right?
[14:21] Andou
    Y-Yeah.
[14:22] Chiharu
    It was so amazing that you
    even changed your lifestyle.
[14:25] Chiharu
    That sx...
[14:29] Chiharu
    She's like a succubus who lives at
    a love hotel... and Mayu-nii, you...
[14:34] Chio
    Who are you calling a succubus?!
[14:36] Chiharu
    That reaction... You must be Mayu-nii's woman!
[14:40] Chio
    We're not going out! And I'm a virgin!
[14:41] Andou
    Chiharu! Where did you learn such language?!
[14:44] Chio
    Also, why do you keep calling him Mayu-nii?!
SIGN    Soft Serve Deluxe
[14:46] Andou
    Oh, my name's Mayuta...
[14:48] Chio
    I see!
[14:50] Chiharu
    What? So this four-eyes here
    took you out in a single blow?
[14:54] Andou
    That's right. As you mentioned,
    I ended up losing in a duel with her.
[14:58] Andou
    I quit the team because of
    the promise I made then.
[15:00] Andou
    That's all.
[15:01] Chio
    Yeah, I guess it's something like that...
[15:05] Chiharu
    I can't accept that!
[15:07] Andou
    Chiharu!
[15:08] Andou
    Do my eyes look like they're lying?
[15:13] Chiharu
    N-No, but...
[15:15] Chiharu
    Th-Then prove it to me!
[15:18] Chiharu
    I simply can't believe that she
    took you out with one punch!
[15:22] Chiharu
    If she does it right in front
    of me, then I'll believe it.
[15:24] Chiharu
    But I'm pretty sure four-eyes
    over there can't do it!
[15:27] Andou
    Chiharu!
[15:28] Andou
    You're not actually saying you*
    want Miyamo to hit me, are you?
[15:32] Chio
    Andou-san...
[15:34] Andou
    Miyamo...
[15:35] Chio
    Fight!
[15:36] Andou
    What?! Are we seriously doing this?
[15:38] Chio
    Of course we are!
[15:39] Chio
    I can't let this end with your little
    sister treating me like some slut!
[15:43] Chiharu
    Well, it's the truth!
[15:44] Chio
    Don't worry. It won't hurt.
[15:46] Andou
    R-Right...
[15:47] Chio
    I'll dislocate his jaw like last time.
[15:50] Chio
    Here I go!
[15:54] Andou
    Ow...
[15:56] Chio
    Sorry!
[15:57] Chio
    I got so nervous, it threw my aim off.
[15:59] Andou
    R-Right...
[16:02] Chio
    One more time!
[16:03] Andou
    Yeah!
[16:04] Andou
    Concentrate. I'm going to move with
    her so she can hit me in the jaw.
[16:08] Chio
    Here I go.
[16:09] Andou
    Bring it. I'm ready—
[16:10] Andou
    She got me on the other side?!
[16:11] Andou
    Th-The left?
[16:13] Chio
    Oh, sorry. My right elbow hurt.
[16:16] Chiharu
    See?! You were lying!
[16:18] Chio
    Last one!
[16:19] Andou
    All right, bring it!
[16:20] Andou
    Recreate what happened back then.
[16:24] Andou
    For that to happen, I need to...
[16:26] Andou
    scare Miyamo.
[16:31] Andou
    All right, bring it.
[16:33] Andou
    H-Huh?
[16:34] Chiharu
    What? What happened?
[16:37] Chio
    H-Huh? Wh-What the? U-Uh... I-I...
[16:40] Andou
    Um, I...
[16:41] Chio
    U-Um, how was it?
[16:44] Andou
    H-How was it? I, uh... What?!
[16:47] Chio
    H-H-H-H-Huh?!
[16:49] Chio
    No, I, uh... I mean...
[16:52] Andou
    I-I...
[16:54] Chiharu
    Hey! What the heck's going on?
[16:55] Andou
    Sorry!
[16:56] Manana
    You're in the way!
[17:00] Manana
    I finally found you, you little shit!
[17:06] Chio
    That's right... Chiharu-chan
    put Manana's ass through hell,
[17:11] Chio
    so she's super pissed off!
[17:12] Chiharu
    M-Mayu-nii, are you okay?
[17:14] Chio
    Andou-san was just standing nearby...
[17:17] Chiharu
    Sh-She took Mayu-nii out with one hit...
[17:19] Chiharu
    D-Don't tell me...
[17:21] Chiharu
    That woman is actually Mayu-nii's...
[17:24] Chiharu
    Mayu-nii's real woman.
[17:25] Manana
    Kill... Kill...
[17:27] Manana
    I'll pull your intestines out
    yer ass and pickle them...
[17:32] Chiharu
    Bring it on, you bitch! Come at me!
[17:35] Chio
    Don't!
[17:36] Chio
    She's bad news when she
    actually gets pissed off!
[17:39] Chio
    If she ever got a boyfriend
    and he cheated on her,
[17:41] Chio
    she'd chop him up and throw
    the pieces into the sea!
[17:44] Chio
    Shit, this isn't good.
    I won't be able to stop them.
[17:47] Chio
    Someone's going to die!
[17:53] Chiharu
    M-Mayu-nii...
[17:55] Chiharu
    Wh-Why? I thought she knocked you out.
[18:01] Andou
    Stop.
[18:03] Andou
    If you lay a finger on my
    sister, I'll kill you.
[18:06] Chio
    This isn't good... She actually
    took Andou-san out earlier.
[18:09] Chio
    I need to stop Manana!
[18:11] Manana
    Oh, okay. Got it.
[18:15] Chio
    Wait, why is she being so obedient?
[18:17] Chio
    Oh, right. I keep forgetting,
    but Andou-san was a delinquent.
[18:22] Chio
    He used to sit atop the school caste system.
[18:25] Chio
    Of course there's no way we,
[18:27] Chio
    members of the below
    average club, could beat him.
[18:31] Chio
    On the other hand...
[18:33] Chio
    She can be as cruel as she wants to be
[18:35] Chio
    against those who are below
    us, like grade schoolers.
[18:39] Chio
    Scary... She's super scary.
[18:42] Chiharu
    Mayu-nii's still unconscious.
[18:45] Chiharu
    He subconsciously protected me.
[18:50] Guy
    Oh, there you are!
[18:52] Guy
    Hey, we're waiting to get rung up in here.
[18:55] Andou
    I'm sorry about that! I'll be right there!
[18:57] Guy
    What were you doing? Get it together, man.
[19:03] Chio
    All's well that ends well... I guess?
[19:06] Chio
    So basically, we're just—
[19:09] Chiharu
    I got it.
[19:11] Chiharu
    If either of you were his real girlfriend,
    he wouldn't get that angry... And...
[19:15] Andou
    I'm so sorry about that.
[19:17] Andou
    Thank you!
[19:20] Chio
    He actually looks pretty
    cool working, too, huh?
[19:23] Chiharu
    Shut up! You dumbass!
[19:26] Chiharu
    Stop acting like you understand. Damn it.
[19:29] Chio
    Hey, are you over it now?
[19:31] Manana
    Delinquents are scary!
[19:34] Chio
    Oh... nope.
[19:35] Chiharu
    Chio's School Road!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[19:38] Manana
    I couldn't do a damn thing...
[19:40] Chio
    Uh, well, you did punch
    Andou-san in the face.
[19:44] Manana
    Huh?!
[19:45] Chio
    Though you both might not remember that.
[19:48] Manana
    Come to think of it, I still feel
    a slight tingling sensation.
[19:51] Manana
    Thinking about that makes
    me feel sort of relieved.
[19:54] Chio
    I guess it didn't matter who you got
    to take your frustrations out on...
SIGN    "Andou and George"
SIGN    Soft Serve Deluxe
SIGN    Please don't feed the cats
SIGN    Cat Food
SIGN    Andou
SIGN    They got closer.
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:30] girl
    Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:32] girl
    "Chio in the Middle of
    the Night" and "Apocri."
[23:35] girl
    Look forward to it!
[23:36] chio
    Who are you calling a succubus?!
    But... how was I?

11 - Chio in the Middle of the Night / Apocri!

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
SIGN    Chio in the Middle of the Night
[01:31] Chio
    Go, go, go!
[01:32] Chio
    Hurry! Hurry!
[01:39] Chio
    There it is! The safe!
[01:41] Chio
    Alpha! Charlie! Make it rain bullets!
[01:43] Both
    Got it.
[01:44] Chio
    We'll advance toward the wall from the side.
[01:46] Chio
    Delta, ready the RPG.
[01:48] Delta
    Roger.
[01:50] Charlie
    Now! Run!
[01:59] Chio
    All right, clear!
[02:01] Chio
    The next wave is coming. Stand by!
[02:03] Chio
    It's here!
[02:05] Chio
    RPG!
[02:09] Chio
    A clean hit! Just a little more, boys!
[02:11] Delta
    Take this!
SIGN    Congratulations.
    Now the safe's right in front of you.
[02:17] All
    Woohoo! We did it!
[02:20] Delta
    It's all thanks to you, Bloody Butterfly!
[02:24] Chio
    No problem!
[02:28] Alpha
    We're finally at the safe!
[02:31] Delta
    Get the equipment out!
[02:33] Chio
    And now... to finish this.
[02:42] All
    Hey, a stun grenade.
[02:47] Alpha
    A stun grenade?!
[02:49] Chio
    The six million dollars
    in the safe... is all mine!
[02:56] Charlie
    You bastard! You betrayed us!
[02:58] Delta
    I'll kill you!
[03:01] Chio
    Say what you want!
[03:24] Mom
    Chio! Have you been up
    playing all night again?!
[03:29] Mom
    Huh?
[03:39] Chio
    What the heck, Mom?
[03:42] Mom
    You left the light on again!
[03:45] Mom
    You can't get good sleep with lights on.
[03:47] Mom
    I won't come wake you up if you oversleep!
[03:52] Chio
    You're the one who's keeping me up.
[03:56] Mom
    Honestly... I don't know how
    to turn off your computer,
[04:00] Mom
    so you need to turn it off
    before going to bed!
[04:02] Chio
    Now she's just being a sore loser,
    still trying to lecture me...
[04:02] Mom
    You always tell me not to touch your
    things, but you never do it yourself.
[04:05] Chio
    I win.
[04:06] Mom
    I told you, we're trying to
    cut our electricity bill.
[04:09] Mom
    You'd better get up yourself tomorrow!
[04:11] Mom
    I'm not waking you up!
[04:23] Chio
    Shit! Shit! I'm pretty sure
    I blasted them all away,
[04:27] Chio
    but if any of them survived,
[04:29] Chio
    they've probably beaten the crap out of me!
SIGN    "Your comrades are dead. The money's all yours."
SIGN    Base points Bonus points Kill points
[04:47] Chio
    I got six million dollars!
[04:55] Chio
    That was probably the most epic game
[04:57] Chio
    I've ever played in my
    whole online gaming career!
SIGN    Base points Bonus points Kill points
[04:59] Chio
    I'm just gonna take the money and run.
[05:03] Chio
    There we go...
[05:06] Chio
    Ready, and...
[05:08] Chio
    Goodnight!
[05:27] Chio
    Shit... I can't sleep.
[05:29] Chio
    I never thought it'd go that perfectly.
[05:32] Chio
    Just thinking about those
    dumb bastards I betrayed
[05:35] Chio
    shaking in anger under
    the same night sky as me...
[05:41] Chio
    Sh-Shit... I can't stop laughing.
SIGN    dollars
SIGN    716,580,000 yen
[05:54] Chio
    710,000,000 yen.
[05:57] Chio
    I'm pretty rich now.
[06:00] Chio
    I'm not entirely sure, but...
    as rich as this manga artist, maybe?
[06:04] Chio
    Wait a sec.
[06:06] Chio
    If I really do have what
    it takes to be a gangster
[06:09] Chio
    and could actually obtain
    this much money in reality...
[06:12] Chio
    All my worries about my commute
    would be gone in an instant.
SIGN    Bank robberies Japan How to
SIGN    Is it possible to commit bank robberies in this country? Best Answer It is not. Most transactions with bank tellers are now automated, and banks usually only have a few million yen on site. If there were someone planning to try to rob a bank in this country, they'd have to be an idiot corrupted by movies or video games.
[06:21] Chio
    "Is it possible to commit bank
    robberies in this country?"
[06:26] Chio
    "It is not. Most transactions with
    bank tellers are now automated,
[06:29] Chio
    and banks usually only have
    a few million yen on site.
[06:32] Chio
    If there were someone planning to
    try to rob a bank in this country,
[06:35] Chio
    they'd have to be an idiot corrupted
    by movies or video games."
[06:37] Chio
    Idiot... Idiot... Idiot...
[06:37] [SONG] Sign
    Idiot corrupted by movies or video games
[06:40] Chio
    I see... So it's possible to do things in games
    that are impossible IRL, not vice versa...
[06:49] Chio
    But then...
[06:51] Chio
    Why are there still wars when
    we have war video games?
[06:56] Chio
    I just don't get it...
[07:03] Chio
    I fell asleep...
[07:06] Chio
    What time is it?
[07:08] Chio
    Uh... I'm looking at it upside-down...
[07:12] Chio
    If I flip that around...
[07:16] Chio
    8 AM?!
[07:18] Chio
    Shit! Shit! Shit! Oh, shit!
[07:21] Chio
    But I'm still okay, as long as I don't
    run into trouble on my way to school!
[07:24] Chio
    I'll get there in plenty of time...
[07:31] Chio
    It's 4 AM, damn it!
[07:33] Mom
    Chio! What on Earth are you doing?!
[07:35] Chio
    Huh?!
[07:36] Chio
    W-Well... There was a cockroach...
[07:40] Mom
    Then why are you changing?
[07:42] Chio
    Ah...
[07:44] Chio
    I'm psyching myself up by
    transforming... or something?
[07:47] Mom
    Chio...
[07:49] Mom
    Are you honestly okay?
[07:51] Chio
    Crap, she's serious.
[07:53] Mom
    Why don't you stay home today
    so I can take you to the hospital?
[07:56] Chio
    I'm totally fine, okay?
[07:58] Mom
    Are you sure you don't need
    to go to the hospital?
[08:00] Chio
    I'm fine! I'm totally fine!
[08:07] Chio
    Now I've done it!
[08:09] Chio
    Shit... I can't believe I misread the clock!
[08:13] Chio
    But now I've got a huge problem on my hands.
[08:17] Chio
    And that's... to sleep or not to sleep?
SIGN    To sleep or not to sleep?
SIGN    Depth of sleep
SIGN    Length of sleep
[08:21] Chio
    I'm completely awake now
    after freaking out like that,
[08:24] Chio
    so if I try to sleep now, I'll have to wake up
    right when I get to my deep sleep stage.
[08:28] Chio
    I have a really hard time waking
    up to the sound of alarms.
[08:29] Gamer
    This is Bravo 1! Someone come in! Someone!
[08:31] Chio
    There are times when I fall asleep during
    shootouts in a game and don't wake up.
[08:36] Mom
    Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag...
[08:36] Chio
    The way she was going on,
    Mom probably really won't wake me up...
SIGN    Yeah,
    yeah...
[08:40] Chio
    I need to consider the worst case
    scenario in this situation...
SIGN    If I sleep
[08:45] Chio
    Crap! I totally overslept!
[08:48] Chio
    Oh, hey. What's up?
[08:50] Yuki
    Oh, so you didn't take the
    day off from school today.
[08:54] Guy a
    Do you think it could be...
[08:55] Chio
    The suspicion that something's
    up with the kid who comes
[08:56] Guy b
    Nah, maybe she's sick?
[08:57] Chio
    to school in the afternoon really sucks.
SIGN    If I don't sleep
[09:01] Chio
    Yeah, I didn't get any sleep at all.
[09:04] Yuki
    Really? Don't you feel exhausted, then?
[09:07] Chio
    No, actually, my body... feels really light!
[09:12] Chio
    Just kidding...
[09:15] Chio
    Either way, I'd rather
    not stand out in class.
[09:18] Chio
    My peaceful school life could be
    ruined by these little occurrences.
[09:25] Chio
    What should I do?
SIGN    Chio-chan AM 4:22 Subject: Tomorrow Let's meet up at the shrine tomorrow. The same time as usual. Make sure you're not late.
[09:43] Chio
    Let's meet up at the shrine tomorrow.
[09:46] Chio
    The same time as usual.
    Make sure you're not late.
[09:49] Manana
    She didn't have to add that at
    the end. I've never been late.
SIGN    Chio-chan
SIGN    Subject: Tomorrow
[09:54] Manana
    Whoa, she sent this at 4:30 AM...
[09:56] Manana
    Why the hell would she send it at that hour?
[09:59] Manana
    She must've been playing games again.
[10:01] Manana
    Did she even sleep?
[10:05] Manana
    It's rare for Chio-chan
    to show up before me...
[10:18] Manana
    Please, by some miracle...
[10:20] Manana
    Don't let this weirdo be my best friend...
[10:37] Manana
    You finally woke up!
[10:39] Manana
    Morning, Chio-chan.
[10:42] Chio
    Man, I slept so well.
[10:45] Chio
    My plan to have you wake me up was a success.
[10:48] Manana
    Were you really sleeping this
    whole time under that thing?
[10:51] Manana
    You stood out like a sore thumb.
[10:54] Chio
    The game I was playing gave me the idea.
[10:56] Chio
    It doesn't matter in the end, as long
    as people don't find out who I am.
[11:01] Chio
    Huh?
[11:01] Manana
    What's wrong?
[11:03] Chio
    My head's starting to throb...
[11:05] Chio
    Ow! What the hell?!
    Ow, ow! It hurts so much!
[11:09] Manana
    It's probably from lack of sleep.
[11:11] Chio
    Seriously? Man, staying up all night sucks.
[11:15] Chio
    Ow...
[11:16] Manana
    Right?
[11:17] Chio
    Ow, ow, ow...
[11:17] Manana
    Right. It doesn't matter in the end,
    as long as people don't find out...
[11:19] Chio
    What is this?
[11:22] Manana
    As long as they don't find out...
[11:23] (Flashback) Manana
    Wake up. Chio-chan. It's morning.
[11:26] Manana
    As long as they don't find out.
[11:27] (Flashback) Manana
    Wake up, you bastard.
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[11:31] chio
    Chio's School Road!
[11:34] Chio
    Okay, fine.
[11:37] Chio
    What would you do if you had 700 million yen?
[11:39] Manana
    What? 700 million yen?
[11:41] Chio
    Yeah, I made that much yesterday.
[11:42] Goto
    Shinozuka.
[11:42] Chio
    What're you talking about?
[11:43] Momo
    Yes, sir?
[11:43] Chio
    I got it in my game.
[11:44] Goto
    What would you do if you
    received 700 million yen?
[11:44] Chio
    Of course...
[11:47] Momo
    Huh? W-Well, um, I...
[11:50] Momo
    To say I'd put it in savings would be cliché.
    I don't want him to think I'm dull...
[11:54] Momo
    I-I need to come up with something funny...
[11:56] Momo
    U-Um...
[11:58] Momo
    I-I'd pay my taxes.
[12:00] Momo
    God, I'm such an idiot!
[12:04] Goto
    If the local government's budget increased,
[12:06] Goto
    I think everyone would be better off.
[12:08] Goto
    Just the answer I'd expect from you.
[12:10] Momo
    Right!
SIGN    Apocri!
SIGN    We want to know more!! Before summer arrives
SIGN    A special on summer smells
[12:15] Lady
    Now, for our special this week,
[12:17] Lady
    we'll be covering the troubling
    issue of body odor!
[12:19] Manana
    Odor, huh? Has nothing to do with m—
[12:23] Lady
    Did you know?
[12:24] Lady
    There are many times
SIGN    You might have BO, too
[12:25] [SONG] Sign
    Haven't noticed personally
[12:25] [SONG] Sign
    Have noticed personally
SIGN    Other
[12:25] Lady
    when you don't even notice your own BO.
[12:29] Lady
    Oh, no!
[12:32] Lady
    Many think that BO only affects men,
[12:35] Lady
    but actually, more and more
    women are being affected by it.
[12:38] Lady
    I'm sure many of us plan to wear
    lighter clothing this season.
[12:42] Lady
    There are some pitfalls
    that women might fall into,
[12:45] Lady
    despite how hard they
    work to avoid UV rays...
[12:53] Manana
    Say, Chio-chan...
[12:56] Manana
    Do I... ever smell bad?
[13:00] Chio
    Huh? Well, if I had to choose,
    I'd say you are pretty fishy...
[13:03] Manana
    That's not what I meant!
[13:05] Manana
    They were talking about
    BO on TV yesterday...
[13:08] Manana
    And you can't really tell yourself.
[13:11] Manana
    So could you... check for me?
[13:15] Chio
    Huh?
[13:16] Chio
    No, no. You're fine. Really.
[13:18] Manana
    Come on!
[13:19] Manana
    Please!
[13:20] Chio
    What?
[13:22] Chio
    Fine, then...
[13:26] Manana
    W-Well?
[13:28] Chio
    Yeah, you don't smell.
[13:31] Manana
    Thank goodness! I was so
    worried, I couldn't sleep!
[13:36] Chio
    Well, I mean, humans are animals, too.
[13:38] Chio
    I think you're just worrying too much.
[13:40] Manana
    I see.
[13:41] Chio
    By the way—
[13:43] Manana
    Okay, let me smell you now.
[13:44] Chio
    No way! Somehow I knew that was coming!
[13:48] Manana
    You know... For science.
[13:50] Chio
    No! No way! It's embarrassing!
[13:52] Manana
    Well, I was embarrassed, too!
[13:54] Chio
    But you asked me to do it!
[13:56] Manana
    Don't worry...
[13:57] Manana
    I'm just checking.
[13:59] Chio
    No way! Now I'm getting really nervous!
[14:07] Chio
    Hey! What the hell was that technique?!
[14:08] Manana
    Now you can't move.
[14:10] Chio
    Stop it!
[14:20] Manana
    What... was that overpowering beastly odor?
[14:23] Manana
    My nose is still on my face... right?
[14:28] Chio
    So... How was it?
[14:31] Manana
    Huh?!
[14:32] Manana
    Um... It was completely... normal.
[14:35] Chio
    Oh, thank goodness!
[14:37] Manana
    I-I can't tell her it was a smell that
    nearly ripped my nose off my face...
[14:42] Manana
    To think that Chio-chan
    had such an ability...
[14:45] Manana
    I had no idea.
[14:47] Manana
    Why hadn't I realized it until now?
[14:50] Manana
    I get it!
[14:52] Manana
    We've always been together
    ever since we were little,
[14:55] Manana
    so my nose must've eventually
    gotten used to it...
[14:58] Chio
    Manana?
[15:00] Manana
    I finally understand everything...
[15:02] Manana
    including the reason Chio-chan became so
    obsessed with being less than average.
[15:06] Manana
    The reason that Chio-chan became so
    withdrawn without even realizing it...
[15:07] Guy
    Hey, let's have a party!
[15:09] Chio
    I want to go, too.
[15:11] Girl
    Yeah, so we'll be canceling that...
[15:13] Manana
    ...must be because she was hurt over
    and over because of her condition.
[15:14] Chio
    Huh?!
[15:16] Chio
    But why?!
[15:19] Manana
    Chio-chan, I'm so sorry...
    that I hadn't noticed until now...
[15:25] Chio
    Manana?
[15:27] Manana
    This whole time...
[15:28] Manana
    This whole time...
[15:31] Manana
    I've been with you this whole time...
[15:33] Manana
    Chio-chan, this is for you.
[15:36] Chio
    Huh? What, why? I can really have it?
[15:38] Chio
    I was just getting thirsty!
[15:41] Manana
    Hang on a second.
[15:43] Manana
    The fact that we've been together
    this whole time would mean..
[15:47] Manana
    that it affects me, too, right?
[15:51] Manana
    Come to think of it, there was...
[15:54] (Flashback) Makiyama
    Oh, cut it out, Makiyama-kun!
[15:54] Manana
    Makiyama-kun, the boy in our
    class that I got close to...
[15:56] (Flashback) Makiyama
    Well, it's true.
[15:58] Manana
    I was positive that he had feelings for me...
[16:01] Manana
    But next thing I knew, he was going
    out with some plain-as-hell girl.
[16:01] Manana
    Oh, cut it out, Makiyama-kun!
[16:03] ---
    Okay, maybe next time.
[16:05] Manana
    I knew that I was his first choice...
[16:10] (Flashback) Makiyama
    Sorry... I have someone else that I like.
[16:14] (Flashback) Girl
    Nonomura-san from our class?
[16:16] (Flashback) Girl
    I-I see...
[16:18] (Flashback) Girl
    I guess you don't know, Makiyama-kun...
[16:21] (Flashback) Makiyama
    Huh?
[16:22] (Flashback) Girl
    Well, you see...
[16:24] (Flashback) Girl
    She's best friends with Wild Game.
[16:27] (Flashback) Makiyama
    W-Wild Game? You mean that girl with
    the glasses and the wild animal BO?
[16:31] (Flashback) Girl
    Yup. They're BFFs. All the girls know...
[16:36] (Flashback) Girl
    that if you hang out with Nonomura,
[16:38] (Flashback) Girl
    you might get it, too.
[16:41] (Flashback) Girl
    That wild game stench...
[16:46] (Flashback) Makiyama
    Man, that was close!
[16:48] (Flashback) Makiyama
    I totally almost fell for her! Thanks, man!
[16:51] (Flashback) Girl
    Oh, it was nothing! I was just
    worried about you, Makiyama-kun!
[16:57] Manana
    Chi...o...cha...n...
[17:00] Chio
    Manana?! What the hell is
    going on with your emotions?!
[17:03] Chio
    Hey, Manana!
[17:04] Manana
    Because of Chio—I mean, Wild Game...
[17:05] ---
    What's wrong? Have you gone crazy?
[17:06] Manana
    My normie life was... But... But...
[17:07] ---
    Don't do it! Don't go crazy!
[17:11] Manana
    But!
[17:12] Chio
    What the hell's wrong with you?
[17:14] Chio
    You're fine, Manana! You don't smell!
[17:17] Manana
    That's not it!
[17:19] Manana
    It's you, Wild Game.
[17:22] Manana
    Thinking about what you've been through...
[17:25] Manana
    and what you're going to go through...
[17:31] Manana
    Ah... You reek.
[17:35] Manana
    But still, I... I...
[17:40] Manana
    I love you, Wild Game!
[17:47] Chio
    Uh... Wild game is like...
    meat from wild animals, right?
[17:53] Chio
    The hell?
[17:54] Chio
    Does she think eating smelly
    meat will make her stink, too?
[17:58] Chio
    Is she dumb?
[18:00] Manana
    I've made up my mind.
[18:03] Manana
    I'll stick with you for life, Wild Game.
[18:05] Chio
    Huh? Is she going to become
    a hunter or something?
[18:08] Manana
    I'll always...
[18:09] Manana
    be by your side!
[18:11] Manana
    Let's continue being a burden
[18:14] Manana
    to society together!
[18:17] Chio
    Hello? Yuki-chan?
[18:19] Chio
    Sorry to call you out of the blue.
    Yeah, Manana's acting weird.
[18:23] Chio
    Could you come by?
[18:24] Manana
    You called Yuki-san?
[18:25] Chio
    Yeah...
[18:26] Manana
    That's perfect, actually.
    For a brutal truth like this...
[18:26] Manana
    I mean, I know she's always weird,
    but this is beyond explanation.
[18:30] ---
    Like, something's really wrong with her.
    I seriously can't even explain it!
[18:30] Manana
    It's best to have someone
    sincere and honest tell you.
[18:35] Chio
    Yeah...
[18:35] Manana
    The day of reckoning is nigh!
[18:38] Chio
    Uh... Yeah. Please hurry.
[18:42] Yuki
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[18:44] Chio
    You're so fast, Yuki-chan!
[18:46] Manana
    So you've come!
[18:48] Manana
    But that girl... is just a smiling reaper.
[18:48] Yuki
    Not at all!
[18:55] Manana
    I'm glad you could make it,
    Death Scythe Hosokawa.
[18:59] Chio
    See?
[19:00] Yuki
    You're right...
[19:01] Manana
    Yuki-san, there's something
    that I need you to confirm.
[19:05] Manana
    And I need you to be completely honest.
[19:09] Yuki
    Yeah! You don't smell at all!
[19:12] Chio
    Huh?
[19:13] Chio
    What the hell?
[19:15] Manana
    Huh?! You don't have to be
    nice, Yuki-san! Be honest!
[19:19] Yuki
    I am, though! I can't lie!
[19:23] Manana
    Then let me smell!
[19:25] Chio
    What?!
[19:31] Manana
    She's right! You don't stink!
[19:33] Chio
    No, I don't!
[19:34] Manana
    But I could've sworn I smelled some
    tremendous beastly smell earlier...
[19:39] Chio
    Actually, now that you mention it...
[19:46] Chio
    It reeks! What the hell?!
[19:49] Chio
    My nose is still on my face, right?
[19:51] Chio
    Why is it just here?
[19:55] Chio
    Come to think of it,
    when I left the house today...
[19:58] (Flashback) Chio
    There, there, good boy.
    You're so full of energy again.
[20:03] (Flashback) Chio
    Hey, stop it. I'm ticklish there.
[20:07] Chio
    It must be Chop's saliva.
[20:09] Yuki
    Do doggies' mouths smell that bad?
[20:10] Manana
    I see.
[20:12] Manana
    It's all because of her dog.
    Chio-chan doesn't actually smell.
[20:12] Chio
    Well, my dog's teeth are really bad.
[20:17] Manana
    Thank goodness. Wild Game didn't
    actually exist in this world.
[20:23] Manana
    Then why...
[20:25] Manana
    didn't Makiyama-kun choose me?!
[20:28] Chio
    I'm gonna go to the bathroom in
    the convenience store to wipe it off.
[20:30] Yuki
    Okay!
[20:33] Manana
    S-Say... Do you know
    Makiyama-kun from our class?
[20:37] Yuki
    Oh, you mean Kensuke-kun.
[20:39] Manana
    Oh, you're on a first-name basis...
[20:42] Manana
    I-It seems like he got
    a girlfriend recently...
[20:46] Manana
    I was... sort of going for him.
[20:51] Yuki
    Really?
[20:52] Yuki
    Oh, but you haven't actually
    asked him out, right?
[20:55] Manana
    Huh? Right...
[20:57] Yuki
    Thank goodness!
[20:59] Yuki
    You see, Kensuke-kun only likes pretty girls.
[21:04] Manana
    You don't say...
[21:06] Manana
    Ah...
[21:07] Manana
    Death Scythe Hosokawa...
[21:09] Manana
    You truly are a cruel angel...
[21:11] Chio
    I'm back!
[21:14] Manana
    I see.
[21:16] Manana
    Since Makiyama-kun only likes pretty
    girls, I didn't stand a chance!
[21:21] Manana
    Thank goodness I didn't get hurt!
[21:28] Yuki
    Sniff, sniff, sniff, whiff, whiff, whiff.
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[21:30] Yuki
    Ah, what a lovely scent.
[21:33] Manana
    What do you smell like, Momo-senpai?
[21:36] Chio
    Yeah!
[21:37] Manana
    Yeah!
[21:39] Momo
    Where did that come from?
[21:40] Manana
    Sensei, you always have a
    girl standing next to you.
[21:43] Manana
    I hope you're mindful of how you smell.
[21:47] Momo
    Oh, but...
[21:48] Momo
    I don't mind the smell of
    a hard-working older man...
[21:55] Goto
    Older man?
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
[23:28] manana
    Next time on Chio's School Road...
[23:30] chio
    Really?!
[23:30] manana
    "Just One Masterful Method"...
[23:31] chio
    What?
[23:32] manana
    ...and "Yuki-chan Bares It All."
[23:35] manana
    Look forward to it!
[23:36] all
    La, la, la, the last episode!

12 - Just One Masterful Method / Yuki-chan Bares It All

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SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[01:30] Chio
    Chop, Chop, you reek of dog...
SIGN    Just One Masterful Method
[01:35] Chio
    You reek of dog...
[01:38] Chio
    Reek of dog, reek of—
[01:40] Chiharu
    Hey.
[01:51] Chio
    What?!
[01:52] Chio
    What's she doing at my house?
    How'd she get my address?
[01:55] Chio
    Is this some kind of raid?
[01:59] Chio
    What? Did you want something?
[02:02] Chio
    Wait, is this going to turn violent?!
    I have to head to school—
[02:06] Chio
    Don't grab my skirt like it's my collar!
[02:08] Chiharu
    Hey, you...
[02:09] Chio
    Yes?!
[02:10] Chiharu
    Are you smart?
[02:13] Chio
    Uh, my grades? They're average, I guess?
[02:17] Chio
    They're below average, actually...
[02:19] Chiharu
    I see.
[02:20] Chiharu
    I'm having some trouble with my homework.
[02:24] Chio
    Um...
[02:25] Chiharu
    Mayu-nii is useless when
    it comes to studying,
[02:28] Chiharu
    so you guys were the only ones
    I could think of to go to.
[02:31] Chiharu
    Stare...
[02:34] Chio
    Oh, uh, please, allow me to help you.
[02:37] Chiharu
    All right.
[02:38] Chio
    What?!
[02:40] Chio
    What's with her attitude?
    What a cocky little shit!
[02:42] Chio
    But it's just grade school homework.
[02:44] Chio
    I'll show her how smart
    high school girls can be!
SIGN    Answer
[02:47] Sign
    Question 1: These 2 triangles are congruent.
    Find the length of line A.
[02:49] Chio
    Oh, a diagram question.
[02:52] Chio
    What?
[02:53] Chio
    This is way harder than I was expecting...
[02:56] Chio
    Come to think of it, Chiharu-chan
    goes to Eihei Girls' Academy,
[02:59] Chio
    which is a pretty famous
    prep school for rich girls.
[03:01] Chio
    Shit. What should I do?
[03:04] Chiharu
    Oh.
[03:04] Chiharu
    That's the wrong one.
[03:06] Chio
    Huh?
[03:07] Chiharu
    I can answer that one.
[03:08] Chio
    Huh?!
[03:09] Chio
    By the way, Chiharu-chan,
    how'd you know my address?
SIGN    Miyamo
[03:12] Chiharu
    Oh, when I was borrowing Mayu-nii's PC,
[03:15] Chiharu
    I happened to see your
    address marked on the map.
SIGN    Miyamo's House
[03:18] Chio
    Oh, I see.
[03:19] Chio
    Wait...
[03:21] Chiharu
    Found it. Here.
[03:22] Chio
    Okay...
[03:23] Chio
    Let's see, the subject is... social studies?
SIGN    Using your current abilities, explain how you would earn 500 yen within 24 hours.
[03:27] Narrator
    Using your current abilities, explain how
    you would earn 500 yen within 24 hours.
[03:33] Chio
    Whoa, this is hardcore.
[03:36] Chio
    Are they, like... trying to
    instill business sense
[03:38] Chio
    in these girls while they're still young?
[03:40] Chio
    Eihei Girls' Academy is amazing.
[03:43] Chio
    If I were Chiharu-chan...
[03:45] Chio
    Something I could do to make money...
SIGN    @saito
    05 for just the bottom
    08 for both top and bottom
    
    @chii
    No strings attached lol
    
    @saito
    Thanks
[03:49] Chiharu
    I'll do it back there.
[03:51] Guy
    School... girl...
[03:53] Chiharu
    That'll be 20K.
[03:56] Chio
    The worst... I am the absolute worst!
[03:59] Chio
    Just curious... What did you think
    up for this, Chiharu-chan?
[04:02] Chiharu
    Yeah, about that...
    As soon as we got this assignment...
[04:07] (Flashback) Chiharu
    Mugging someone.
[04:09] (Flashback) Teacher
    Mugging refers to the action in which one
    coerces another to give them money.
[04:13] (Flashback) Teacher
    I cannot allow that.
    Indisputable criminal acts are not allowed.
[04:17] (Flashback) Teacher
    However, new business ventures
    usually start from a gray area,
[04:20] (Flashback) Teacher
    so keep that in mind.
[04:22] (Flashback) All
    Yes, sir.
[04:24] Chiharu
    Is what he said.
[04:25] Chio
    Is that school really okay?
[04:27] (Flashback) Ando
    Five hundred yen?
    You mean without mugging someone?
[04:31] Ando
    Then you could go find a bike lying
    around somewhere and sell it for parts.
SIGN    Yashimura
[04:36] Chiharu
    Mayu-nii impressed me, as always,
[04:38] Chiharu
    but I don't know how to
    take apart any machines.
[04:41] Chiharu
    You're currently in high school, aren't you?!
[04:43] Chiharu
    Now, tell me!
[04:46] Chio
    This is my chance...
[04:48] Chio
    to show this cocky little shit
[04:53] Chio
    my dignity as an older woman.
[04:56] Chiharu
    Hey...
[04:57] Chio
    There's a way.
[05:00] Chio
    Just one masterful way.
SIGN    Flammable trash bag for home use
[05:04] Chiharu
    What's that?
[05:06] Chio
    All the empty cans that my dad drank from.
[05:09] Chio
    Someone I know once told me...
[05:11] (Flashback) Master
    My job?
[05:13] (Flashback) Master
    Collecting cans brings in a lot of cash,
    but you need to be smart about it.
[05:18] Chio
    The factory not far from here
    apparently buys them.
[05:21] Chiharu
    Huh...
[05:23] Chio
    I call it the "Get Rich Quick By
    Selling Recyclable Waste" plan!
[05:28] Chio
    Not only are you recycling, but it fits
    in with your assignment, doesn't it?
[05:32] Chiharu
    True...
[05:34] Chiharu
    You're pretty smart.
[05:36] Chio
    Well, yeah. I have a lot
    more experience than you.
[05:39] Chio
    Yes! Just a little more...
[05:44] Chiharu
    H-Hey, do we have to flatten all of these?
[05:47] Chio
    Of course!
[05:48] Chio
    Always sell goods in their best condition!
[05:50] Chio
    That's common sense!
[05:52] Chio
    It'll be flattened during the
    recycling process anyway,
[05:54] Chio
    so if we go ahead and do it for
    them, they'll appreciate it!
[05:57] Chio
    Plus, it takes up less space,
    so it'll be easier to carry around.
[06:00] Chio
    Howzat?!
[06:02] Chiharu
    T-True...
[06:03] Chio
    Right?!
[06:05] Chio
    They remove the water from orange juice
    to make it lighter for transport, too!
[06:09] Chiharu
    H-Hey...
[06:11] Chiharu
    There are hard cans and soft cans.
    Do we need to separate them?
[06:16] Chio
    Got her.
[06:18] Chio
    I think we just need the hard ones.
[06:20] Chio
    Harder material is always better, right?
[06:22] Chio
    I mean, diamonds are the hardest.
[06:25] Chiharu
    Right...
[06:26] Chio
    Okay, let's go.
[06:27] Chiharu
    R-Right...
[06:38] Chio
    Go ahead and put it in here.
[06:40] Chiharu
    Okay...
[06:44] Boy
    Yah!
[07:04] Chiharu
    What... is this?
[07:05] Hebino
    What is it? It's how much you get
    for three kilograms of steel cans!
SIGN    We buy aluminum cans for a high price!!
[07:08] Hebino
    And did you have to bring
    such a half-assed amount?
[07:11] Hebino
    Also, don't smash the cans!
[07:13] Hebino
    It messes with the machines
    when we press them!
[07:15] Chio
    Sorry...
[07:17] Chiharu
    What?
[07:17] Hebino
    Also, next time, just bring
    aluminum cans instead!
[07:19] Hebino
    They're worth ten times more!
[07:21] Hebino
    God, what a waste of time!
[07:24] Chiharu
    The aluminum cans are the softer cans, right?
[07:28] Chiharu
    Didn't you say...
[07:29] Chio
    I did not.
[07:31] Chiharu
    What? But you said something about
    diamonds being hard, so the harder ones—
[07:34] Chio
    I said no such thing.
[07:35] Chiharu
    And you said they'd be worth
    more if we flattened—
[07:37] Chio
    I did not!
[07:40] Chiharu
    Uh, you're not a kid, so stop yelling.
    This was your mistake, wasn't it?
[07:45] Chiharu
    Just admit it.
[07:46] Chio
    Was not.
[07:47] Chiharu
    Uh, speak up.
[07:48] Chio
    Then...
[07:49] Chio
    You should've just looked it up yourself!
    Don't put this all on me!
[07:52] Chio
    Also, if we'd used the aluminum cans,
    you'd have passed the assignment, right?
[07:55] Chio
    So just write that you used aluminum ones!
[07:58] Chio
    It's not like I...
[08:01] Chiharu
    Hey, are you...
[08:04] Chiharu
    actually crying?
[08:09] Chio
    We worked so hard...
    and it was only worth 50 yen!
[08:14] Chiharu
    Seriously?
[08:15] Chiharu
    H-Hey, stop crying. You can use that
    money to buy some chocolate, okay?
[08:22] Chiharu
    Well, if anything, I now know for
    sure that she's not Mayu-nii's girl.
[08:26] Chiharu
    She's way too pathetic.
[08:28] Chiharu
    At least I found that out.
[08:30] Chiharu
    Come on, stop crying. We're in public.
[08:33] Chio
    Yeah... What's this line for, anyway?
[08:36] Manana
    Ah.
[08:37] Chio
    Huh? Manana!
[08:39] Manana
    Chio-chan... and Andou's sister?!
[08:41] Chio
    What are you doing?
[08:42] Manana
    Apparently the shop up ahead
    is having a crazy sale.
SIGN    Sale!!
[08:46] Chio
    Huh?! But we have to go to school!
[08:48] Manana
    Not to worry! I'm taking the day off.
[08:50] Chio
    You can't! Come on, we're going to school.
[08:51] Manana
    Hey, stop it!
[08:53] Chio
    Who am I supposed to hang out with
    at lunch if you're not there?!
[08:55] Manana
    Shut up! Just faceplant
    on your desk and sleep!
[08:57] Chio
    Besides, that shop's super expensive,
[08:59] Chio
    so with your allowance,
    you could only buy, like, a coaster!
[09:02] Manana
    Huh? What?
[09:03] Chio
    It'd be a waste of time to stand in line
[09:05] Chio
    for hours just to buy something
    for a few hundred yen!
[09:07] Manana
    Y-You really think s—
[09:09] Chio
    Come on, let's go!
    Otherwise I'm telling the school on you!
[09:11] Manana
    Uh... W-Wait a sec... Th-Th...
[09:13] Manana
    Then I'll sell it!
[09:15] Manana
    I'll sell the right to stand here to someone!
[09:19] Manana
    I don't want all the time I spent
    in line to go to waste! No! No!
[09:21] Chio
    M-Manana!
[09:22] Lady
    W-Wait!
[09:24] Lady
    I'll take that spot! Okay?
[09:26] Lady 2
    Hey, I'll buy it for 1,000 yen!
[09:29] Lady 1
    Then I'll pay 1,500 yen!
[09:31] Lady 2
    Then I'll pay 2,000 yen!
[09:32] Lady 1
    Then I'll pay 2,500 yen!
[09:36] Manana
    Did that actually work out?
    I mean, it's not a bad thing...
[09:42] Chiharu
    A line agent...
[09:43] Chiharu
    It costs me nothing.
[09:44] Chiharu
    And if it only requires standing,
    even I could do it.
[09:48] Chiharu
    It's perfect...
[09:49] Manana
    Hm?
[09:51] Chiharu
    It's perfect!
[09:52] Manana
    Huh? What is?
[09:53] Chiharu
    You're amazing!
[09:55] Manana
    Huh? I-I am?
[09:56] Chiharu
    She beat the crap out of Mayu-nii before, too.
[09:59] Chiharu
    She might actually be amazing!
[10:02] Manana
    Hey, Chio-chan... I don't know what's
    going on with Andou's sister.
[10:07] Manana
    I mean, to begin with...
[10:09] Manana
    Chio-chan?
[10:10] Chio
    Manana.
[10:13] Chio
    I think it's pretty obvious that
    I get a cut of that money, right?
[10:17] Manana
    Huh?
[10:18] Manana
    Wh-Why?
[10:20] Chio
    If I hadn't passed by, that situation
    would never have happened.
[10:24] Chio
    You would've never received that money.
[10:26] Manana
    Huh? What?!
[10:27] Chio
    I'll settle for half.
[10:28] Chiharu
    J-Just from being with her
    for only a few minutes...
[10:29] Chio
    Really, half is fine, okay?!
[10:32] Manana
    N-No way!
[10:33] Chio
    Then a third will be fine!
[10:35] Manana
    Wh-What are you—
[10:35] Manana
    Just a third will be fine!
[10:37] Chio
    Come on, Manana!
[10:39] Chiharu
    She's older than me, but she's such a failure.
[10:42] Chiharu
    She acts like a know-it-all
    toward anyone younger,
[10:44] Chiharu
    she'll shift the blame
    if she makes a mistake,
[10:46] Chiharu
    and she's underhanded with money.
[10:48] Chiharu
    Man... I was so stupid.
[10:51] Chiharu
    I can't believe I mistook her for
    the girl that Mayu-nii liked...
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[10:56] Yuki
    Chio's School Road!
[10:58] Manana
    It sure is hard to make money.
[11:01] Chio
    Sure is.
[11:02] Manana
    Why don't you try becoming a pro
    at streaming game playthroughs?
[11:06] Chio
    That won't work.
[11:07] Chio
    If it's not a game that's officially
    recognized, you can't monetize it,
[11:11] Chio
    and the competition's brutal.
[11:12] Manana
    Wait, have you already tried it?
[11:14] Chio
    Nope.
[11:16] Manana
    Can I search for you?
[11:17] Chio
    Please don't.
[11:19] Chio
    I got curious about the word
    "streak" in "kill streak"...
[11:22] Manana
    Sorry, but I don't even know
    what "kill streak" means.
[11:26] Chio
    And then I ended up on the word "streaking."
[11:29] Chio
    Apparently it's some societal protest thing
[11:32] Chio
    you do by running around
    the city completely naked,
[11:34] Chio
    and it was really popular
    to do in the seventies.
SIGN    Yuki-chan Bares It All
[11:37] Manana
    What? They got naked just
    to express their opinions?
[11:40] Manana
    Man, people in the seventies were stupid!
[11:43] Yuki
    But... you know...
[11:45] Yuki
    that must feel fantastic!
[11:48] Both
    Uh... Yuki-chan?
[11:50] Chio
    Wait, you have a desire to run around naked?
[11:53] Yuki
    Huh? Well, when I get into my groove
    and gain enough speed while running,
[11:57] Yuki
    I feel like if I take my clothes off,
    I might actually become the wind.
[12:01] Chio
    O-Oh...
[12:05] Chio
    You don't walk around your
    room naked, do you, Yuki-chan?
[12:10] Yuki
    Wait, did I mention that before?
[12:12] Chio
    I was right!
[12:13] Chio
    No... You hadn't told us before.
[12:15] Yuki
    Huh? D-Did I say something
    I shouldn't have again?
[12:19] Yuki
    But I at least wear an apron when I'm eating!
[12:22] Both
    Wait, what new sort of
    apron-only trend is that?
[12:26] Chio
    Wait... Based on that explanation,
[12:27] Chio
    it's not just her room. She walks
    around her entire house naked.
[12:31] Chio
    I knew it. There's more to
    Yuki-chan than meets the eye.
[12:36] Chio
    Do the other kids in our class know that?
[12:39] Yuki
    No... I don't think my
    friends from class know yet.
[12:43] Yuki
    I'm pretty sure there are a
    lot of others like me, though.
[12:47] Chio
    Yeah, this girl's trouble.
[12:49] Yuki
    My parents are like that, too.
[12:51] Chio
    Her whole family's trouble!
[12:54] Yuki
    What are you guys doing? Let me join in!
[12:57] Girl
    We're playing Ghost Blitz!
[12:59] Chio
    Even though Yuki-chan's the queen bee,
[13:02] Chio
    she'd always cheerfully interact
    with below average girls like us.
[13:05] Chio
    She's really, really important...
[13:08] Chio
    To keep me from being harassed
    by any of the normie groups,
[13:10] Chio
    she's a really important...
[13:12] Chio
    deter—
[13:12] Chio
    friend!
[13:15] Chio
    I have to tell her as a friend
[13:16] Chio
    that she shouldn't tell others
    about that since it's not normal!
[13:19] Chio
    She might hate me for it...
[13:22] Chio
    But she's my friend!
[13:24] Chio
    Manana?
[13:25] Manana
    Yuki-san...
[13:28] Manana
    Isn't being naked awesome?
[13:30] Manana
    I walk around my house naked, too!
[13:32] Chio
    Argh! This bitch went
    all-in on the flattery!
[13:37] Manana
    I'm naked when I take a bath,
    so I'm not exactly lying.
[13:46] Yuki
    Manana-chan...
[13:49] Yuki
    Is that true?
[13:51] Manana
    Huh?!
[13:53] Yuki
    You're not teasing me... are you?
[13:57] Yuki
    My dad told me that being
    naked is a natural thing,
[14:00] Yuki
    and it's okay to be proud of it.
[14:02] Yuki
    It's fine if people don't understand,
[14:04] Yuki
    but it's also okay to get angry if
    people tease me for it, he said.
[14:08] Yuki
    So...
[14:11] Yuki
    I can believe you, right?
[14:13] Yuki
    You go about your everyday life
    in your house naked, right?
[14:22] Manana
    You piece of shit!
[14:23] Manana
    U-Um...
[14:25] Manana
    O-Of course it's true! I mean, I, uh...
[14:27] Manana
    Even now...
[14:28] Manana
    I-I-I-I-If I could...
[14:32] Manana
    I wish I could go to school
    without any panties on.
[14:35] Chio
    What? She panicked and made the
    worst possible move, that fool.
[14:42] Chio
    Huh?
[14:42] Yuki
    Me, too!
[14:44] Manana
    Huh?
[14:45] Manana
    Huh?!
[14:45] Chio
    Huh?
[14:46] Manana
    Wait... Yuki-san?!
[14:46] Manana
    It's fine! It's fine!
SIGN    2 Minutes Later
[14:49] Manana
    The material of the skirt is
    touching... It feels so weird.

[14:55] Yuki
    Thanks for waiting!
[14:56] Chio
    Manana, did you really—
[15:01] Chio
    Seriously?! I mean that
    in so many ways right now!
[15:03] Chio
    Let's go that way!
[15:04] Yuki
    Yup!
[15:10] Manana
    Eek!
[15:13] Yuki
    Manana-chan, Manana-chan!
[15:14] Yuki
    You're fine! Great voice! Nice job!
[15:17] Manana
    At what?! This is way more
    embarrassing than I thought it'd be!
[15:20] Yuki
    Don't just stand there! Be bold and free!
[15:23] Yuki
    Oh, hey, a cockroach.
[15:24] Manana
    Wait, where?!
[15:26] Yuki
    No, over here.
[15:27] Manana
    G-Gross! Where is it?!
[15:29] Yuki
    Looking good!
[15:30] Manana
    Wait, what? No way!
[15:32] Manana
    Damn you, Yuki-chan!
[15:35] Manana
    Take this! Wind attack!
[15:39] Yuki
    Manana-chan! The wind tickles!
[15:42] Yuki
    Jeez!
[15:45] Manana
    I think I'm getting used to this.
[15:46] Yuki
    Right?
[15:47] Manana
    Maybe it's not so bad after all.
[15:50] Manana
    It's making me walk with my legs together,
    so don't I look more girly?
[15:54] Yuki
    I feel so free, I might just
    start running at any moment!
[15:58] Manana
    Come on, Yuki-chan!
    You can't do that. It'll be visible!
[16:01] Manana
    Besides, you always want to run.
[16:03] Yuki
    You think so?
[16:05] Chio
    Uh... They sorta look
    like they're having fun.
[16:08] Manana
    Hey, stop that, Yuki-chan!
[16:10] Yuki
    You, too, Manana-chan!
[16:11] Manana
    Let go of me!
[16:15] Chio
    Hey!
[16:18] Manana
    Sorry. I'd rather not have
    one of your kind touching me.
[16:22] Yuki
    What's the matter?
[16:23] Manana
    Oh, nothing at all!
[16:25] Chio
    Huh? What the hell was that?
[16:26] Chio
    Like when that one tropical island tribe
    bungee jumps to prove their adulthood,
[16:30] Chio
    and laughs at the ones who
    couldn't go through with it?!
[16:32] Chio
    Wait. That'd make me super boring!
[16:34] Chio
    No! I need a different analogy!
[16:37] Chio
    Yes...
SIGN    Chi-oh
[16:37] Chio
    It's like two slaves that
    start bragging about
[16:41] Chio
    how beautiful the chains on their legs are!
[16:44] Manana
    Isn't my chain gorgeous?
[16:46] Yuki
    Mine's new!
[16:48] Chio
    Before you know it, they're laughing
    at the one not wearing any chains!
[16:51] Manana
    She doesn't have a chain on.
[16:52] Yuki
    Lame.
[16:53] Chio
    Gulp!
[16:54] Chio
    Damn it! Who do you think
    you are, you damn slaves?!
[17:01] Chio
    But I don't think I've seen Manana
    laugh like that in a long time.
[17:05] Chio
    She's laughing way more
    than when she's with me...
[17:08] Chio
    Why? All you did was go commando!
[17:11] Chio
    How does one piece of cloth
    make such a difference?
[17:13] Chio
    No... Panties are the
    very symbol of intellect!
[17:17] Chio
    The seal that keeps instincts at bay.
[17:19] Chio
    In other words...
[17:21] Chio
    panties are a binding spell!
[17:26] Guy
    Welcome.
[17:27] Chio
    Um... I'd like to use the bathroom.
[17:33] Chio
    Manana, Yuki-chan! Wait!
[17:41] Manana
    Chio-chan?!
[17:42] Chio
    Just you wait!
[17:43] Chio
    This is my...
[17:47] Chio
    resolve!
[17:51] Chio
    Holy shit! This is super exciting!
[17:54] Both
    Chio-chan!
[18:00] Chio
    I never knew I could be
    so honest with myself!
[18:03] Chio
    Going commando...
[18:05] Chio
    is the best!
[18:08] Kushitori
    Oh, I see you're all frolicking about.
[18:12] Kushitori
    By the way, all of you
    seem extra radiant today.
[18:16] Kushitori
    I wonder why...
[18:21] Chio
    This is bad!
[18:22] Chio
    I didn't expect to run
    into Kushitori-senpai...
[18:24] Chio
    If she finds out we've all gone
    commando, we're finished!
[18:27] Chio
    Our you-know-whats will be done for!
[18:29] Manana
    Well, we're first-years in high school
[18:32] Manana
    and smack dab in the middle of our youth!
[18:34] Manana
    Of course we're radiant!
[18:37] Kushitori
    True... You three are always very radiant.
[18:40] All
    Yes!
[18:42] Chio
    We have to get away...
[18:43] Kushitori
    Okay!
[18:44] Kushitori
    Let's play kabaddi!
[18:45] Chio
    Why?!
[18:47] Kushitori
    You fools! You need to put that radiant
    energy of yours toward something!
[18:51] Kushitori
    Am I wrong?
[18:53] Kushitori
    Youth means sports, and sports means?
[18:55] Chio
    E-sports?
[18:56] Manana
    Sumo wrestling?
[18:57] Kushitori
    Exactly! The answer's kabaddi!
[18:58] Yuki
    That sounds great!
[19:00] Both
    What?!
[19:05] Kushitori
    All right, that's the mid-line.
[19:07] Kushitori
    You girls can go first.
[19:08] Yuki
    Let's do this!
[19:09] Manana
    Calm down, Yuki-chan!
[19:10] Chio
    Your you-know-what will be gone! Done for!
[19:12] Kushitori
    Okay, so Yuki-chan's the raider. Bring it!
[19:15] Yuki
    Okay!
SIGN    Va
[19:22] Chio
    Yuki-chan!
[19:25] Kushitori
    Nice tackle!
[19:26] Kushitori
    Miyamo! Despite all your complaining,
    you actually want to play kaba—
[19:29] Kushitori
    Miyamo, where are you going?!
[19:30] Manana
    Sorry, Kushitori-senpai!
[19:32] Manana
    We all have to pee, and we were just
    in the middle of looking for a bathroom!
[19:36] Kushitori
    So they were holding in their
    pee and about to burst...
[19:40] Kushitori
    No wonder they looked so radiant!
[19:45] Chio
    Come on!
[19:46] Chio
    You need to be more careful, Yuki-chan!
[19:48] Yuki
    Jeez, I had no idea it was visible...
[19:49] Yuki
    Who knew that would happen?
[19:51] Chio
    I don't think you've learned at all!
[19:53] Yuki
    I have, really!
[19:56] Manana
    There's some news about someone
[19:58] Manana
    being fined 300,000 yen for
    exposing themselves on the streets.
[20:01] Chio
    That's a lot!
[20:06] Chio
    You could buy VR with that!
[20:07] Yuki
    Actually, if that's all it costs...
[20:10] Yuki
    If I dip into all the New Year's
    money I've been saving...
[20:14] Yuki
    I could pull that off at least once...
[20:17] Both
    No!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[20:19] All
    Chio's School Road!
[20:22] Kushitori
    Something's not sitting
    quite right with me...
[20:25] Kushitori
    Like I was missing something
    the whole time...
[20:30] (Flashback) Kushitori
    And sports means?
[20:31] (Flashback) Chio
    E-sports?
[20:32] (Flashback) Manana
    Sumo wrestling?
[20:33] (Flashback) Manana
    Sumo wrestling... Sumo, sumo, sumo... dosukoi.
[20:35] Kushitori
    Women's sumo wrestling?!
[20:38] Kushitori
    I should've gone with that!
[20:40] Narrator
    Uh, we ended up with extra time,
    so have some previews.
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[20:45] Chio
    This is a hunt. I'll hunt,
    and hunt, and hunt some more!
[20:49] Chio
    Hold it.
[20:50] Chio
    Where do you think you're going?
[20:52] Ando
    I love you!
[20:57] Chiharu
    Mayu-nii... Why?
[20:59] Chio
    That bastard... Scaring the crap
    out of me first thing in the morning!
[21:02] Guy
    Hey, you must really be
    able to hold your liquor.
[21:05] Manana
    I've been framed!
[21:08] Yuki
    Sports?
[21:10] Marina
    Just her school garments?!
[21:13] Fuyumi
    Hmph, you peons.
[21:15] Girl
    Marina! Beneath you!
[21:17] Chiharu
    You sure use polite language,
    but those are some panties...
[21:25] Marina
    Urf.
[21:27] Chiharu
    I've taken care of all your peons.
[21:29] Chiharu
    You guys are all that's
    left, the Seven Spears!
[21:32] Chiharu
    I'll be back here in a week, waiting for you!
SIGN    Mad Dog
SIGN    Andou Chiharu
[21:35] Nar
    Mad Dog: Andou Chiharu.
[21:37] Mafuyu
    Hmph. Know your place.
SIGN    Thumbelina
SIGN    Noujou Fuyumi
[21:40] Nar
    Thumbelina: Noujou Fuyumi.
[21:43] [SONG] Sign
    Psychopath
SIGN    Endou Ichigo
[21:43] Nar
    Psychopath: Endou Ichigo.
SIGN    The Assassin of Moriyama
SIGN    Ogawara Hibiki
[21:46] Nar
    The Assassin of Moriyama: Ogawara Hibiki.
SIGN    Two Hands
SIGN    Takagi Youko
[21:49] Nar
    Two Hands: Takagi Youko.
SIGN    Typhoon
SIGN    Aotsuka Makoto
[21:52] Nar
    Typhoon: Aotsuka Makoto.
[21:54] [SONG] Sign
    Teacher Slayer
SIGN    Hama Éclair
[21:55] Nar
    Teacher Slayer: Hama Éclair.
[21:58] [SONG] Sign
    Colossus
SIGN    Kairiki Ayame
[21:59] Nar
    Colossus: Kairiki Ayame.
[22:04] Chiharu
    I'm going to win for my friends!
SIGN    Chio's
SIGN    School Road
[22:07] Girl
    Thanks for watching!
[22:12] Chio
    My name is Miyamo Chio.
[22:14] Chio
    I'm a member of the soft tennis club.
[22:16] Chio
    High school first-year.
[22:18] Chio
    The thing I hate most...
[22:20] Chio
    is standing out.
[22:23] Manana
    Chio-chan!
[22:24] Yuki
    Are you okay, Chio-chan?
[22:26] Some
    Are you all right, Miyamo-san?
[22:28] Chio
    Don't push me, old guy!
[22:29] Chio
    Nyooo!
[22:31] Ando
    What are you yelling for, little girl?
[22:35] Ando
    "Nyooo"? What the heck?
[22:37] Staff
    And cut!
[22:38] Ando
    Did you hear her? She said, "Nyooo!"
[22:41] Staff
    Come on.
[22:45] Yuki
    Oh, my!
[22:52] Chio
    Um...
[22:53] Chio
    Sorry...
[22:53] Manana
    I, uh...
[22:58] Ando
    ...and now looks like a clown.
[23:00] Ando
    That's what you're saying, right?
[23:02] Chio
    Crap! He's totally going to headbutt me.
[23:04] Chio
    I can't dodge!
[23:08] Staff
    Cut! Someone bring the first-aid kit!
[23:09] Ando
    I'm so sorry!
[23:13] Manana
    The annoying customer you
    mentioned... Is that him?
[23:20] Manana
    Chio-chan?!
[23:22] Ando
    Heavy!
[23:22] Chio
    Ow!
[23:23] Manana
    Oh, jeez...
[23:23] Chio
    Heavy? How dare you?!
[23:26] Chio
    No one cares about that.
[23:29] Manana
    Chio-chan!
[23:31] Chio
    Help! My arms can't...
[23:34] Manana
    Ah.
[23:35] All
    Chio-chan!
[23:37] Staff
    Cut! Stop filming! Stop filming!