Season 1
- 1 - Because the School Is There / Chio-chan and Hosokawa-san
- 2 - Bloody Butterfly Effect / Manana, Ootoro, and Me / Bump of Slave
- 3 - Bloody Butterfly Effect 2 / The Kabaddic Four
- 4 - Smoke on the Sailor / Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand / Manana's School Road
- 5 - Thank You, George / Mananacchio
- 6 - Everyone's Own Path / Chio-chan Eludes
- 7 - Convenience Store Chio-chan / Chio-chan and the Duel / Remnants of That Day
- 8 - Yuki-chan Doesn't Care / Chio Fisher / Momo-chan's Story
- 9 - Chio-chan Changes Her Image / Flat Cut
- 10 - Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content, and the Press Conference / Thousand Spring / Andou and George
- 11 - Chio in the Middle of the Night / Apocri!
- 12 - Just One Masterful Method / Yuki-chan Bares It All
1 - Because the School Is There / Chio-chan and Hosokawa-san
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SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
SIGN Because the School Is There
[01:37] Chio
Oh, crap! I'm going to be late!
[01:40] Chio
Okay, stay calm...
[01:42] Chio
I'm currently somewhere around
here, and school is over there.
[01:46] Chio
According to my calculations,
I'll just barely make it.
[01:49] Chio
If I turn here and then go straight...
[01:58] Chio
If I just go...
[02:01] Chio
straight through here...
SIGN Under Construction
Road Closed
[02:05] Chio
I'm finished...
SIGN Tardiness Guaranteed
SIGN Detour Map
[02:09] Chio
I didn't hear anything about construction!
[02:11] Chio
You can't be serious!
And this detour is so out of the way!
[02:13] Chio
Why is this happening?
What did I do to deserve this?
SIGN Three Hours Prior
[02:28] Chio
All right! Assassination complete!
[02:31] Chio
I'm glad I took my time!
[02:32] Chio
Now, I just need to run...
[02:34] Chio
Oh, crap! They found me!
[02:36] Chio
Damn it! They're so persistent!
[02:38] Chio
A dead end?
[02:39] Chio
Don't you dare underestimate... my skills!
[02:49] Chio
All right! I beat it!
[02:59] Chio
Wait. I brought this upon myself.
[03:02] Chio
I totally fell asleep at the door.
[03:02] (Flashback) Mom
Wha... Chio?! Hey!
[03:05] Chio
This isn't good.
[03:05] Chio bg
Wait, what's that blood?
[03:06] Chio
My school makes an example
out of kids who are tardy.
[03:09] Chio
I'll have to stand with the delinquents.
[03:10] Chio
It's scary, it draws attention
to me, and it sucks!
[03:13] Chio
What am I going to do? At this rate...
[03:21] Chio
If I were to climb up this pole, could
I actually just keep going straight?
[03:26] Chio
No way... I've been playing
way too many video games.
[03:30] Chio
I'm just a high school girl,
not some legendary assassin.
[03:33] Chio
Jeez, I'm way too easily influenced.
[03:35] Chio
Is this what they call "game brain"?
[03:39] Chio
I'll be good and just turn back...
[04:08] Chio
That didn't go the way
I thought it would at all!
[04:10] Chio
Man, now my uniform's dirty!
[04:13] Chio
But now I can move ahead.
[04:16] Chio
I think I'll take this shortcut
a little further...
[04:29] Guy 1
Wait, the road's closed?
[04:31] Guy 2
Seriously?
[04:35] Chio
Kitty, kitty, kitty...
[04:55] Chio
Hup, one, two... Hup, one, two...
[05:31] Lady
You're laughing way too much!
[05:40] Chio
Shh...
[05:54] Chio
Hey... I think...
[05:59] Chio
This might actually be fun...
[06:15] Chio
It's so pretty...
[06:19] Chio
I seriously sort of feel like I'm
an assassin from a video game.
[06:24] Chio
I feel like I'm doing something naughty.
[06:26] Chio
I cut off my middle finger
so I can use my hidden weapon.
[06:29] Chio
I am the legendary assassin...
[06:34] Chio
I may take risks, but I'm never late...
That is my creed.
[06:41] Guy
Man, it's bright.
[06:43] Guy
I could've sworn someone was out here.
[06:45] Guy
I must've imagined it.
[06:48] Chio
Thank goodness. He didn't see me.
[06:53] Guy
The sun's working overtime today!
[06:55] Chio
He's just brushing his teeth...
It shouldn't take long.
[07:14] Chio
Glasses guard!
[07:20] Chio
If I move away slowly,
everything should be okay!
[07:25] Chio
My dad does this, too!
[07:27] Chio
Why do old guys always gag
when they brush their teeth?!
SIGN Regrets It 5 Minutes Later
[07:40] Chio
I never should have done this!
[07:44] Chio
Oh, crap! I didn't actually
have time to play assassin!
[07:47] Chio
I need to get down!
[07:52] Chio
There's my school. I'm getting closer.
[07:55] Chio
I need a spot that'll be easy to get down...
[07:58] Chio
Somewhere no one will see me... Somewhere...
[08:04] Chio
Huh? Don't tell me I've actually...
[08:07] Chio
been checkmated.
[08:09] Chio
This distance...
[08:12] Chio
is not a distance I can jump, is it?
[08:15] Chio
I could get down if I use my hands, but...
[08:16] Guy
Ooh, close-up!
SIGN trashscum Spotted a wild school girl. mizukosi I can see her panties
[08:18] Girl
Ew, Miyamo-san's like a monkey.
[08:21] Girl 2
Seriously.
[08:22] Guy
Hey, let's give her a nickname.
[08:23] Girl
Hey, it's Yellow Monkey.
[08:25] Guy
Hey, the Yellow Monkey's here.
[08:26] Guy
It's Yellow Monkey.
[08:27] Girl
Yellow Monkey...
[08:28] Chio
Damn it! All of you are yellow, too!
[08:33] Chio
That's totally what would happen!
[08:35] Chio
If I want to live a normal school life,
[08:37] Chio
I can't stand out, no matter what!
[08:39] Chio
What should I do? Go back the way
I came? But I don't have time...
[08:44] Chio
What's all that racket?
[08:49] Mom
Oh, dear...
[08:54] Chio
Oh, I see. His balloon got stuck in a tree.
[08:58] Chio
I could probably reach it from here...
[09:00] Chio
But I can't afford to be seen.
[09:03] Chio
Sorry, little guy.
[09:06] ---
There's a tall guy.
[09:08] Mom
Um, excuse me.
[09:10] Mom
My son's balloon got stuck in this tree...
[09:13] Guy
Oh, yes, I see it. I shouldn't
have any problem reaching it.
[09:19] Mom
Um, could you do that for us?
[09:21] Guy
No.
[09:23] Guy
Why would I bother?
[09:27] Guy
Oh, or are we talking business here?
[09:29] Guy
Does this come with a contingency fee?
[09:31] Guy
What about expenses?
What would be considered a failure?
[09:33] Guy
Will you pay for my Armanyu
suit if it gets dirty?
[09:37] Guy
Could you afford it, even?
[09:38] Guy
This was made to order and
has 530,000 attack power.
[09:42] Guy
By that, I mean the price.
Oh, and that's without tax.
SIGN Attack Power 530,000
SIGN (without tax)
[09:46] Mom
U-Um, I'm sorry...
[09:52] Guy
Pbbt.
[09:55] Mom
Takkun...
[09:58] Chio
That bastard. I'd like to
chuck a rock at his head!
[10:00] Chio
Except I can't really move right now...
[10:03] Chio
I need to figure out a way I won't be late.
[10:07] Chio
All I have on hand is this pebble...
[10:09] Guy
It's so much fun mocking the poor.
[10:12] Chio
Hey, he's coming this way—
[10:17] Chio
If there's anything I've learned from staying
up all night playing video games...
[10:23] Chio
Even if something seems impossible,
you can always create your own path.
[10:27] Chio
And there's one other thing...
[10:28] Guy
I make in a day what a
commoner makes in a month...
[10:37] Guy
Luxury python bag guard!
[10:39] Guy
It has 225,000 defensive power!
[10:40] Guy
Oh, by that, I mean the price.
That's before tax, of course!
[10:45] Chio
I defeat scumbags for a living.
[10:48] Chio
My name is Miyamo Chio.
[10:51] Chio
I'm a member of the soft tennis club.
[10:52] Chio
High school first-year.
[10:56] Chio
The thing I hate most...
[10:58] Chio
is standing out.
[11:03] Chio
Okay! It actually worked!
And I totally stuck that landing!
[11:07] Chio
Woohoo!
[11:10] Chio
All right! I might actually make it in time!
[11:17] Guy
He just collapsed out of nowhere.
[11:19] Lady
Is he drunk?
[11:20] Guy
Should we take him to the hospital?
[11:23] Mom
Takkun! Your balloon came down!
[11:26] Mom
There's a pebble tied to the bottom...
Was someone up there?
[11:30] Boy
I know who it was!
[11:31] Boy
I saw her. Someone who helps those in need...
[11:35] Boy
That was... an assassin!
[11:38] Boy
I saw one in Daddy's game!
[11:41] Mom
I see.
[11:44] Mom
What's he talking about?
[11:46] Chio
Oh, this looks good.
[11:51] Chio
I can finally get back to my usual route.
[11:54] Chio
Is this some parking lot?
[11:56] Chio
I didn't know what I was
going to do for a sec,
[11:58] Chio
but I somehow managed to
make it straight through.
[12:01] Chio
I'm pretty sure no one saw me on the roof,
[12:04] Chio
so my peaceful school life should be safe.
[12:07] Chio
Now to just steady my breathing...
[12:11] Chio
and boldly step out.
[12:13] Chio
Boldly, so no one will
think I'm suspicious...
[12:17] Chio
What's with that guy?
Why's he looking at me?
[12:19] Chio
He's staring hard with his pervy eyes.
He's totally dangerous!
[12:24] Chio
Is he targeting me because I look weak?
[12:26] Chio
All the more reason to do this boldly.
[12:31] Chio
Boldly!
[12:36] Chio
Well? How do you like
my calm and cool nature?
[12:40] Chio
Not even a perv would have
the guts to talk to me.
[12:42] Sign
Stop
[12:43] Chio
I win.
[12:47] Chio
Ah, my comrades.
[12:51] Chio
We aren't walking to school.
[12:53] Chio
We're on our triumphant march to school!
[12:58] Guy
Ow.
[13:00] Chio
S-Sorry...
[13:01] Girl
Could you walk faster?
[13:04] Chio
I'm sorry.
SIGN Samejima Private Academy
[13:10] Chio
A lot happened, but thank
goodness I made it in time.
[13:13] Chio
I'm here! Now I can live out
my usual, peaceful school life.
[13:18] Chio
Good morning!
[13:20] Teach
Good morning. Full of energy today, eh?
[13:22] Chio
Yes, sir!
[13:23] Girl
Good morning!
[13:24] Teach
Good morning.
[13:25] Girl
Good morning!
[13:26] Teach
Morning.
[13:27] Girl
Hey, did you hear?
[13:28] Girl
Apparently some girl from our school
came here from a love hotel today.
[13:31] Girl
What? Seriously?
[13:33] Teach
What?!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[13:36] Chio
Chio's School Road.
SIGN Samejima Academy compensated dating BBS
[13:40] Teach
I'm going to save her,
[13:41] Teach
before any weird rumors start
to spread among the students.
[13:45] Teach
Just you wait! Just you wait!
SIGN Chio-chan and Hosokawa-san
[13:49] Chio
I'm off.
[13:51] [SONG] Sign
Chop
[13:53] Chio
See you later, Chop.
[13:54] Chio
I'll have plenty of time if I leave now.
[14:00] Chio
Hup.
[14:03] Chio
I guess it's not so bad
to leave early sometimes.
[14:09] Chio
I wonder what it is... The scenery
looks prettier than usual.
[14:20] Yuki
Morning!
[14:24] Chio
Hey, that's...
[14:26] Chio
Hosokawa-san from my class.
SIGN Make sure you separate your garbage!
[14:29] Chio
Uh, what? Wait a sec...
[14:32] Chio
Could she be...
[14:33] Chio
Could she actually be...
[14:36] Chio
talking to me?
[14:39] Chio
Hosokawa Yuki-san.
[14:42] Chio
She's always hanging out
with the cool kids in class.
[14:45] Chio
I need to go to the bathroom,
[14:46] Chio
but they seem to be having a fun
conversation, so I'll go from the other side.
[14:50] Chio
She's my polar opposite.
[14:57] Chio
This is just one of those things where
her friend is right behind me
[14:57] Chio
Morning!
SIGN Me
[15:01] Chio
and she's actually saying hi to them, right?
[15:04] Chio
That must be it.
[15:05] Chio
I heard that Hosokawa-san's on
the track team and is pretty famous.
[15:09] Chio
She's popular and has lots of friends.
[15:11] Chio
There's no way she'd be saying hi to
someone as below average as me.
[15:15] Chio
But if she is actually greeting
me and I ignore it...
[15:16] Yuki
Morning!
[15:21] Chio
Th-That could get pretty messy, too...
[15:25] Chio
What should I do?
[15:26] Chio
If I don't make a choice by my next
step, it'll be really awkward!
SIGN Choose the path
that Chio-chan should take
SIGN At least turn to look at her
SIGN Risk: Low
[15:32] Chio
At least turn to look at her.
SIGN Say something completely unrelated in return
SIGN Risk: Low
[15:33] Chio
Say something completely unrelated in return.
SIGN Return her greeting just as enthusiastically
SIGN Risk: Low
[15:35] Chio
Return her greeting just as enthusiastically.
SIGN Completely ignore her
SIGN Risk: high
[15:37] Chio
Completely ignore her.
[15:43] Chio
I've got it.
[15:44] Chio
What I should do...
[15:48] Chio
Oh, my foot. Uh-oh.
[15:50] Chio
...is this!
[15:52] Chio
Dive head-first into the garbage!
[15:53] Chio
And while I'm down here,
nonchalantly check behind me.
[15:59] ---
Th-There's no one there.
[16:02] ---
Wait, that means...
[16:03] Hoso
M-Miyamo-san, are you okay?!
I must've startled you!
[16:07] Hoso
Are you hurt?
[16:08] Chio
No, I'm fine.
[16:09] Chio
So she was talking to me!
[16:10] Hoso
Can you stand?
[16:11] Chio
Wait, Hosokawa-san's actually super nice!
[16:13] Chio
Sorry about that. Thanks.
[16:15] Chio
At least I avoided a disaster there.
[16:24] Chio
I-I-I'm so nervous...
[16:26] Chio
I guess I would end up walking
with her after all that.
SIGN Ookawara Stationery Right around the corner
[16:31] Chio
Come to think of it, the Ookawara Stationery
mentioned on the telephone pole...
[16:35] Chio
I've never actually seen the place in person.
[16:38] Chio
I wonder if it closed up a long time ago.
[16:40] Chio
Wait, does that mean they're still
paying for that advertisement?
SIGN Ookawara Stationery
[16:44] Chio
It was probably a quiet little
stationery store in some back alley.
[16:48] Chio
They're closed up now,
[16:51] Chio
but when some kid who used to get
school supplies there comes back,
[16:54] Chio
they should still be able to find it,
even though the town's changed.
SIGN Ookawara Stationery
[16:57] Chio
Now, they're just standing in front
of the shop that's out of business,
[17:03] Chio
when an old lady comes out and says...
[17:06] Old
My! That little crybaby
grew up into a fine young—
[17:09] Chio
Crap! This isn't the time to escape reality!
[17:12] Chio
This is a trial that has been given to me,
a member of the "below average" club...
[17:16] Chio
We might not end up being best buds,
[17:16] Chio bg
Its face was so squishy.
[17:18] Chio
but we should at least laugh
like this a couple times,
[17:21] Chio
and end this walk to school on good terms!
[17:21] Chio
Okay, I'm going to class.
[17:23] Yuki
See you later!
[17:25] Chio
I mean, even if we left on
somewhat friendly terms,
[17:28] Chio
as soon as we got to class, we'd be taking
up our usual positions in separate groups...
[17:33] Chio
No! Stop being so negative, damn it!
[17:36] Chio
At times like these, we're supposed to
talk about something we have in common!
[17:39] Chio
Something we have in common...
The fact that we're both in sports clubs.
SIGN Soft Tennis Club Member
[17:43] Chio
Cough, cough...
[17:45] Chio
S-Say... Um, uh...
[17:49] Chio
Club?
[17:53] Yuki
Hm?
[17:55] Chio
I freaked out and asked
some strange question!
[17:57] Chio
What the hell is "Club?" supposed to mean?!
[18:00] Chio
"What kind of practice
do you do in your club?"
[18:02] Chio
"We run."
[18:03] Chio
"Oh, really?"
[18:04] Chio
Wait, that's the end of that.
[18:07] Girl
Hey, Yuki!
[18:09] Girl 2
Morning!
[18:10] Yuki
Morning!
[18:12] Chio
Hey, they're... Hosokawa-san's friends.
[18:15] Chio
I-I'm saved!
[18:22] Chio
Hosokawa-san's completely distracted.
[18:25] Chio
Now's my chance...
[18:28] Chio
SWAT turn!
[18:31] Nar
Allow me to explain. The SWAT turn
[18:33] Nar
is an action from a certain game that
Chio-chan plays late into the night daily
[18:37] Nar
and can only be used by awakening
her inner game brain.
SIGN °All lies
[18:53] Chio
I-I ran away...
[18:56] Chio
I just need to stay in here until just before
the point that I'd end up late...
SIGN Effort Friendship
[19:00] Chio
I mean, there's no way around it.
[19:01] Chio
If she's with her friends, my place
will be gone, and I'll just disappear.
[19:07] Lady
Here you go.
[19:07] Chio
I mean, a member of the "below
average" club like me disappearing
[19:10] Chio
isn't much different than
a pack of free tissues
[19:13] Chio
you got in front of the station
just suddenly disappearing.
[19:16] Chio
I'm sure she didn't even notice.
[19:18] Chio
I feel so much more at ease being
[19:20] (Flashback) Chio
"Sacrifice"...
[19:20] Chio
in a convenience store bathroom
than being stuck with a classmate.
[19:23] Chio
I see this in foreign video games a lot.
I think it means sacrifice...
[19:23] Chio
I'm such... a small, small person...
[19:29] Chio
That should probably be long enough.
[19:31] Chio
Man, I just copied the
SWAT turn from that game,
SIGN Gaming News
[19:34] Chio
but it went surprisingly well.
[19:36] Chio
I'll continue to quietly
live in the darkness.
[19:40] Chio
Hey, the new issue of "Gaming News."
[19:44] Chio
I don't have much time, so I'll
just check the new releases...
[19:48] Chio
Ooh, a Japanese localized
version's coming out.
[19:58] Chio
What?!
[20:01] Guy
Thanks, come again!
[20:02] Chio
Oh? Hosokawa-san?
I thought you went on ahead!
[20:06] Yuki
Well, we were in the
middle of a conversation.
[20:08] Chio
Is this girl serious?!
[20:10] Chio
But what about your friends?
[20:11] Yuki
They went on ahead.
[20:13] Chio
I suddenly—
[20:15] Yuki
Wait! It's okay.
[20:19] Yuki
Miyamo-san, your stomach...
is sensitive, right?
[20:25] Chio
Oh, I see.
[20:26] [SONG] Sign
Open to
everyone
[20:27] Chio
So she knew I was in the
bathroom that whole time, too.
[20:30] Chio
That means... I left without a word,
struggled all that time in the bathroom,
[20:34] Chio
and then kept her waiting even
longer by reading a magazine!
[20:36] Chio
I'm total scum!
[20:41] Yuki
Huh? Miyamo-san?
[20:43] Chio
I'm fine. We should hurry.
[20:45] Yuki
Huh?
[20:46] Chio
We don't have much time!
[20:48] Yuki
Oh, you're right!
[20:50] Chio
Jeez... I'm just awful.
[20:54] Chio
Hosokawa-san went out of
her way to be nice to me,
[20:57] Chio
yet I doubted her, and even ran away...
[20:59] Chio
I want to be friends with Hosokawa-san, too.
[21:02] Teach
You'd better hurry up!
[21:04] Chio
We're already at school.
[21:06] Chio
I lost my chance to say it back there, but...
[21:09] Chio
There's something I have to tell you.
[21:13] Chio
Before we get to class...
[21:14] Chio
and get separated again!
[21:18] Chio
Um, Hosokawa-san!
[21:20] Chio
I should have said this earlier, but...
[21:25] Chio
Um... G-Good morning!
[21:30] Guy 1
Is she my fan?
[21:31] Guy 2
She said that to me.
[21:32] Guy 3
I guess she's doable.
[21:34] Guy 4
Does she want me?
[21:37] Chio
Crap. Now I've done it.
[21:40] Chio
Damn, Hosokawa-san's fast...
[21:43] Yuki
Running's so much fun!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[21:47] yuki
Chio's School Road.
[21:53] All
Oh, she was just sneezing.
[21:56] Chio
I'm saved.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:28] Chio
Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:30] Chio
"Bloody Butterfly Effect,"
"Manana, Ootoro, and Me,"
[23:34] Chio
and "Bump of Slave."
[23:36] Chio
Look forward to it!
2 - Bloody Butterfly Effect / Manana, Ootoro, and Me / Bump of Slave
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SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[01:30] Chio
Crap... My chest hurts.
SIGN Bloody Butterfly Effect
[01:33] Chio
It's definitely a symptom
of sleep deprivation.
[01:36] Chio
I just need to make sure I don't
get in trouble for falling asleep.
[01:40] Chio
I did it again...
[01:42] Chio
I played online matches late into the night.
[01:44] Chio
I only planned to play for thirty minutes...
[01:47] (Flashback) Chio
And done.
SIGN Online
SIGN You have one new message
[01:49] (Flashback) Chio
Oh, hey. It's the foreigner
I was just playing.
[01:52] (Flashback) Chio
I'll just put this through
a translation site...
SIGN [Insult]
[01:59] (Flashback) chio
Really? You can hit me from there?
[02:00] (Flashback) chio
That's a cheat! This guy's totally cheating!
[02:02] (Flashback) Chio
You dumbass!
[02:03] Chio
Some foreigner egged me on, and before
I realized it, it was morning.
[02:07] Chio
Aw, man... I just can't help myself.
[02:17] Chio
Wha...
[02:19] Chio
What is that? I'm guessing...
[02:21] Chio
Some motorcycle gang guy
who just finished a ride?
[02:26] Chio
I mean, guys like that won't get
in the face of some civilian
[02:29] Chio
just peacefully walking by, right?
[02:32] Chio
Let alone some below-average
high school girl like me...
[02:35] Chio
Wait...
SIGN Delinquent
SIGN Bike
SIGN Old guy
SIGN Me
[02:36] chio
That jerk is gonna
[02:37] chio
make me walk closer to the
delinquent because he's scared!
[02:40] Chio
You can't be serious! You totally
look like a section chief!
[02:43] Chio
No, I don't have time to worry
about people's titles right now.
[02:46] Chio
I just need to quietly and peacefully...
[02:48] Chio
Damn it, this bike is in the way! N-No room!
[02:51] Chio
Just a little more...
[02:52] Chio
Hey, don't push me, section chief guy!
SIGN Trivia Corner
SIGN Trivia
Corner
SIGN You call the exhaust pipe by the wheel a "muffler"
SIGN After riding, it's extremely hot, sometimes over 200 degrees Celsius
SIGN Danger!
[02:57] Nar
You call the exhaust pipe
by the wheel a "muffler."
[02:59] ---
Cool!
[03:00] ---
My, my!
[03:01] Nar
After riding, it's extremely hot,
sometimes over 200 degrees Celsius.
[03:04] Nar
If you touch it...
[03:06] Chio
Ngaaaah!
[03:08] Nar
This is what you'd sound like.
[03:19] Chio
Crap. Now I've really done it.
[03:23] Ando
What are you yelling for, little girl?
[03:27] Chio
Whoa, he's huge!
[03:28] Ando
You wanna fight?
[03:30] Chio
No, no! I accidentally touched
something really hot and...
[03:33] Chio
I can't speak...
[03:36] Ando
Must think you're hot shit,
laughing in my face like that.
[03:38] Chio
No! This is a bad habit of mine!
[03:41] Ando
Sorry, but I've got a code to follow...
[03:43] Ando
When someone wants to fight,
I have to take them on!
[03:46] Chio
No way! My feet are off the ground!
[03:49] Chio
Help me, old guy!
[03:52] Ando
Hurgh!
[03:57] Guy
I'm sorry! It's almost time for
my part-time job interview!
[04:06] Chio
I won.
[04:08] Chio
I need to get going before he wakes up...
[04:11] Chio
This is a bit dangerous.
[04:14] Chio
Someone might get burnt like me.
I should move it to the side a little.
[04:18] Chio
I'm sure it's like some heavy bicycle.
[04:20] Chio
Hey, it's really easy to move—
[04:31] Chio
Chio! What the hell is wrong with you?!
[04:34] Chio
This sucks! This sucks! This sucks!
[04:36] Chio
Now I'm totally the bad guy in all this!
[04:36] [SONG] Sign
Property damage
[04:37] [SONG] sign
Injured someone
[04:42] Chio
Crap! He's regaining consciousness.
[04:44] Chio
What should I do? What should I do?!
[04:45] Chio
This all started because he—
[04:54] Chio
Hey. You awake?
[04:58] Ando
You bitch... My bike...
[05:00] Ando
What the hell do you think you're doing?!
[05:03] Chio
He probably knows that I go to
Samejima Academy by my uniform...
[05:06] Chio
Even if I run, it's only a matter
of time until he finds me.
[05:09] Chio
The ground's dirty, so I laid this under me.
[05:12] Ando
Huh?
[05:13] Chio
I'm damned if I do and damned if I don't...
[05:14] Ando
Bitch, do you know what you're doing?
[05:15] Chio
So I'm just going to act defiant
and settle things here!
[05:19] Chio
You're the one who doesn't understand.
[05:22] Chio
I held back earlier so I wouldn't kill you.
[05:25] Chio
You don't really think you just
underestimated some random girl
[05:28] Chio
and accidentally got your
ass handed to you, do you?
[05:32] Ando
What the hell is she...
[05:34] Ando
Wait, she was laughing to begin with.
[05:37] Ando
Hey...
[05:38] Ando
Who the hell are you?
[05:40] Chio
My name?
[05:42] (Flashback) Chio
Man, it's always nerve-racking
when you start a new game.
[05:45] (Flashback) Chio
I'll use my usual name...
SIGN Bloody Butterfly
[05:48] Chio
Bloody Butterfly.
SIGN Bloody Butterfly
[05:51] Ando
I've never heard of any Bloody Butterfly!
[05:54] Ando
Get over yourself—
[05:55] Chio
Of course you haven't.
[05:56] Ando
Huh?
[05:56] Chio
I'm on a completely different level than you.
[05:59] Chio
While y'all are being buddy-buddy
playing motorcycle gang,
[06:02] Chio
I'm packing heat and having shootouts
with some foreigners every night.
[06:07] Ando
Packing heat?
[06:08] Ando
Proxy wars? Working in the shadows?
[06:11] Guy
Oh, don't kill me!
[06:12] Ando
Who the hell would believe tha—
[06:13] Chio
Listen up. I'll let you off with a warning.
[06:15] Chio
Stop riding around on this lame
souped-up bike and quit your gang now.
[06:19] Ando
Huh?
[06:20] Chio
It's a waste of time.
[06:22] Chio
You just keep fighting and fighting and
fighting with other gangs, but for what?
[06:26] Chio
What's beyond all that?
[06:28] Chio
You want to set foot on my side?
[06:30] Chio
I'm shooting out with people, killing
people, and once dawn rolls around,
[06:31] Chio
It's already morning.
[06:32] Chio
My chest hurts... I'll never game again.
[06:34] Chio
I'm filled with regret.
[06:35] Chio
I can't go back to being normal.
[06:36] Chio
Must... not... click...
[06:38] Guy
Whoo! Now I can fight nonstop!
[06:38] Chio
I've seen countless guys get crippled for life.
[06:41] Guy
And I can summon real food just
by stomping on the floor!
[06:41] Chio
You want to wear a diaper and piss
yourself when you're this young?
[06:44] Ando
C-Crippled?!
[06:47] Chio
I'm trying to be nice here.
[06:49] Chio
Don't become like me.
[06:52] Chio
Shoot for below average. Try to be normal.
[06:55] Chio
Peace is the most wonderful,
yet most difficult thing.
[06:59] Ando
Wh-Why? This is totally absurd,
but somehow, she's really convincing!
[07:04] Chio
Are you saying you have the
nerve to keep going around
[07:08] Chio
dragging that busted-up bike of yours
[07:10] Chio
after getting instantly destroyed
by some girl one-on-one?
[07:24] Ando
I've lost...
[07:28] Ando
I won't bother you anymore.
[07:30] Ando
But I want you to grant me one final wish...
[07:35] Ando
Would you join me on my last ride,
[07:38] Ando
at least as far as your school?
[07:41] Chio
Huh?
[07:43] Chio
This turned into something huge...
[07:51] Ando
We're here.
[07:55] Ando
Thanks, Bloody Butterfly!
[07:58] Kids
B—
[07:59] Kids
B—
[08:00] Kids
Bloody...
[08:01] Kids
...Butterfly?!
[08:04] Teach
Wait.
[08:06] Teach
That name...
[08:07] Teach
You're a student here, right?
[08:10] Chio
Yessir, I am exchange student, yes?
[08:15] Teach
I see.
[08:17] Ando
Chio's School Road!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
SIGN Manana, Ootoro, and Me
[08:23] Mana
Chio-chan, don't you think there are
a lot of couples around lately?
[08:28] Chio
Actually, yeah.
[08:29] Chio
There suddenly seems to
be a lot more around.
[08:32] Mana
And they're all first-years.
[08:35] Mana
I'd call them...
[08:37] Mana
Relationship noobs.
[08:38] Students
Love! Love! Love! Love! Love!
[08:39] Nar
"Noobs" is a gamer term for
beginners or amateurs.
[08:42] Nar
First-years have a delusional
outlook on high school life,
[08:45] Nar
causing them to choose whoever
[08:47] Nar
and enter relationships as soon
as they start high school.
[08:50] Nar
But once the magic of the
entrance ceremony begins to fade,
[08:50] Guy
Sorry, you're not actually my type.
[08:53] Girl
Ditto.
[08:53] Nar
many of those relationship noobs
break up during summer vacation.
[08:58] mana
They're like amateurs stepping onto
the battlefield for the first time.
[09:01] mana
They don't even plan or strategize.
It's honestly pitiful to see.
[09:05] Mana
What are your thoughts, Chio-chan?
[09:07] Chio
December.
[09:09] Mana
Oh? Let's hear it.
[09:10] Chio
You only need to go out with the opposite
sex once throughout high school.
[09:14] Chio
When you grow up and say that you went
out with two guys in high school,
[09:19] Chio
it sounds like you just messed around.
[09:20] [SONG] Sign
Entered school
[09:20] Chio
Toward the end of your high school
career, relationships get in the way.
SIGN 2nd year
SIGN 3rd year
[09:24] Chio
Thus, you focus on enjoying relationships
during the event season,
SIGN Graduation
[09:27] Chio
from the winter of your first year
to the summer of your second year.
SIGN Summer Winter
SIGN Christmas New Year's Valentines Extended break
[09:31] Chio
After that, you switch gears
and focus on your studies.
SIGN Below-average relationship plan diagram
[09:33] Chio
This is my below-average relationship plan!
[09:36] Manana
Chio-chan! This diagram...
[09:37] Both
I think I've seen it before.
SIGN Chuutoro Ootoro
SIGN Ootoro
[09:39] Both
Ootoro!
[09:41] Manana
So it's precisely...
[09:42] Chio
...the most delicious time for relationships.
[09:44] Nar
This idle gossip was brought to you by two
girls with zero relationship experience.
[09:48] Manana
I'm lying! I'm just playing tough!
[09:50] Manana
I want to enjoy my youth,
like everyone else!
[09:52] Chio
Manana, you're being too loud!
[09:53] Manana
So?! Everyone's too busy with
who they're with, anyway!
[09:58] Girl
I want to go there.
[09:59] Guy
Oh, sorry...
[10:01] Chio
Hey, what are you doing?
[10:03] Mana
Ha, that couple just broke up for three
seconds... at least, physically!
[10:06] Chio
Man, she's a terrible person.
[10:10] Mana
How are you with romantic
relationships, Chio-chan?
[10:13] Mana
You basically spend all your
time playing games, right?
[10:16] Chio
I can't say anything back...
[10:18] chio
Hey, the couple in front of us...
[10:19] Guy
...is so amazing.
[10:20] Chio
It's Hosokawa-san.
[10:22] Mana
Yeah, the star of the track team.
[10:24] Chio
Huh? You're not going to attack them?
[10:27] Mana
Huh? If I even tried to enter that high-level
dimension, I'd be obliterated on impact.
[10:32] Chio
Ah, my fellow lower-middle-class
citizen. No wonder we get along.
[10:36] Mana
But man, they totally look
like the ideal couple.
[10:39] Mana
Even I don't feel as petty when
they're both so good-looking.
[10:43] Mana
"Apparently, my hands are pretty big.
My senpai asked me if I'd play bass for him."
[10:48] Mana
"Wow! Your fingers really are long!"
[10:51] Mana
"Hey, want to compare hands?"
[10:52] Mana
"Wow! They're totally different!"
[10:54] [SONG] Sign
Ueda Loan
[10:54] Mana
"Are you really going to play bass?"
[10:56] Mana
"Nah, I'm not good at anything. I couldn't."
[10:59] Mana
"You should at least try!
You'd look amazing with a bass! I..."
[11:00] Chio
Manana-san? Which one am I?
[11:07] Mana
Th-There it is! The trump card:
It's dangerous to walk by the road!
[11:08] Chio
Jeez, you startled me!
[11:11] Mana
Please stop! I'll never be able
to maintain my composure
[11:14] Mana
if they start drinking out
of the same bottle next...
[11:25] Chio
A very healthy, attractive couple...
[11:28] Manana
...just ducked into the alleyway. This...
[11:31] Both
...looks like sexy times.
[11:33] Mana
I'm just gonna take a little peek...
[11:34] Chio
W-Wait! What are you...
[11:36] Mana
Don't stop me, Chio-chan.
[11:37] Mana
I need to find out what's beyond here.
[11:41] Mana
I mean... celebrity gossip is priceless.
[11:45] Mana
That's why I want to be
at the center of attention.
[11:48] Chio
Wow, you fail at life.
[11:50] Chio
Manana, wait. I'll go, too.
[11:53] Chio
I mean, if our classmates are doing
something improper, we have to stop them.
[11:57] Chio
And if they're going to get scolded,
it won't be so bad if it's from the two of us.
[12:02] Mana
So she's blaming someone else for her actions
[12:05] Mana
and tacking on some insurance, just in case.
[12:07] Mana
Miyamo Chio, you're such a piece of shit...
[12:10] Mana
You're the best!
SIGN Begin Sneaking
[12:13] Chio
Begin sneaking.
[12:16] Mana
I've confirmed the location!
[12:18] Chio
I see... There's a T-intersection
two blocks down.
[12:21] chio
It seems they're a bit further ahead.
SIGN This Means Nothing
[12:30] Chio
I'm sorry, Hosokawa-san.
[12:31] Chio
I'm having so much fun right now!
[12:34] Mana
She's more into this than anyone else.
[12:37] Yuki
Sorry!
[12:39] Yuki
I decided not to go out with anyone
so that I can concentrate on track.
[12:45] Chio
He brought her in here to ask her out?
[12:48] Yuki
Because I love running...
[12:51] Guy
I understand. Thanks for
being honest with me.
[12:55] Yuki
This might sound selfish...
[12:58] Yuki
but I want to stay friends
with you, Haruki-kun.
[13:01] Yuki
I was hoping you could teach me math again.
[13:04] Haru
Okay.
[13:06] Haru
I guess I could support your
club activities that way.
[13:10] Haru
Then, I hope you'll introduce
me to one of your friends.
[13:14] Haru
You have lots of them, right?
[13:15] Yuki
What the heck? You weren't
serious about me at all!
[13:18] Chio
Wow... I never knew rejections
could be so smooth.
[13:22] Chio
Hosokawa-san really is amazing.
[13:24] Yuki
Oh, but lately,
[13:26] Yuki
I think I might be able to become friends
with someone who's a little different.
[13:30] Yuki
She's in my class, and her name is Miyamo-san.
[13:33] Yuki
She's the one with the glasses.
[13:34] Yuki
We walk to school together
every now and then.
[13:36] Chio
Hosokawa-san is talking about me...
[13:36] Yuki
She's really honest and cute.
[13:39] Haru
Oh, yeah?
[13:42] Mana
Hey! Why didn't I know about this?
[13:45] Mana
You're friends with Hosokawa-san?!
[13:47] Chio
Well, I, uh...
[13:49] Chio
We just walk to school together sometimes...
[13:51] Mana
She mentioned that,
but how did that even happen?
[13:55] Chio
Um... I dove head-first into the
garbage, and we became friends.
[13:59] Mana
Now I get it!
[14:00] Mana
You want to abandon me and
join their group, don't you?!
[14:03] Mana
Fine, I see how it is!
[14:04] Chio
That's not—
[14:07] Chio
Hosokawa-san was just... complimenting me...
[14:09] Chio
This timing... sucks...
[14:18] Yuki
Oh, my!
[14:24] Yuki
Shh!
[14:29] Chio
That was close!
They didn't see us, did they?!
[14:32] Chio
More importantly, how do people
breathe when they're kissing?
[14:36] Chio
Wait, did our lips actually touch?
They didn't, right?
[14:39] Chio
Right?
[14:41] Mana
I-I don't think they did...
[14:46] Chio
Stop acting so meek!
[14:48] Mana
What was that for? You dummy!
[14:53] Mana
H-Hey, Chio-chan.
SIGN Bump of Slave
[14:55] Yuki
Good morning, Miyamo-san.
[14:57] Chio
What is this pairing? It's so fresh!
[15:01] Chio
Why are you with Hosokawa-san, Manana?
[15:04] Mana
Well, actually...
[15:06] Mana
I was waiting for you when
Hosokawa-san happened to pass by.
[15:09] (Flashback) Mana
Hey, it's a celebrity.
[15:10] (Flashback) Yuki
Hey, you're Miyamo-san's friend, right?
[15:13] (Flashback) Mana
Y-Yes...
[15:14] (Flashback) Yuki
Can I wait with you, too?
[15:16] (Flashback) Mana
S-Sure!
[15:17] (Flashback) Yuki
Yay! I'm Hosokawa.
[15:18] Mana
Before I realized, we ended up
walking to school together...
[15:19] (Flashback) Mana
I'm Nonomura!
[15:22] Chio
Hosokawa-san is amazing... She's so friendly.
[15:30] Chio
Wow... The three of us are
actually walking together.
[15:33] Mana
Oh, by the way...
[15:34] Mana
There's something that I want
to ask you, Hosokawa-san.
[15:38] Yuki
Sure. Ask me anything.
[15:40] Mana
Are you a virgin?
[15:48] Chio
H-Hey! What the hell are you asking?!
[15:50] Chio
Why would you ask such an
awful question?! Right?!
[15:54] Yuki
I've... never gone out with anyone, so...
[15:58] Mana
What? But I heard that you're super popular.
[16:00] Mana
They say Haruki-kun from the
basketball team asked you out!
[16:03] Yuki
Wait, that's already spread so fast?
[16:06] Chio
You're the one who spread that information!
[16:09] Yuki
Ahem...
[16:11] Yuki
Then, um... Do you guys
do that kind of stuff?
[16:15] Both
She definitely hasn't!
[16:17] Yuki
Really? Then have either of you kissed?
[16:22] Chio
W-We decided that our lips didn't
actually touch that time...
[16:27] Mana
I have.
[16:28] Chio
What?! Manana, that was—
[16:29] Mana
I was in middle school, and the
other person was in college...
[16:32] Yuki
In middle school? That's amazing!
[16:34] Mana
Well, we met online...
[16:37] Chio
What?!
[16:38] Yuki
How did you meet online?
[16:38] Chio
I-I had no idea she was hiding
that this whole time...
[16:40] Mana
It's embarrassing, but we
met in an online battle game
[16:42] Mana
that I was into, and we
somehow teamed up a lot.
[16:43] Chio
Wait... What is this? Manana
suddenly feels so far away...
[16:44] Mana
Then we started messaging each other and...
[16:49] Chio
You can basically have a
society with three people.
SIGN Chi-oh
[16:52] Chio
I'm the central person in our three,
[16:56] Chio
so I figured I would be the one
who could choose in this society.
[17:00] Chio
Hey, what should we do today?
[17:02] Yuki
It's time for your studies right now.
[17:04] Chio
Aw, but I'm not interested.
[17:05] Yuki
They say that pursuits become habits.
[17:08] Chio
Yeah, don't care.
[17:09] Manana
"Heroides."
[17:11] Chio
Huh?
[17:12] Manana
Ovid.
[17:14] Yuki
Oho.
[17:15] Yuki
Are you well-versed in literature?
[17:16] Chio
H-Hey, hello? Hey.
[17:18] Mana
Before my fall, I had majored
in Latin literature.
[17:19] Chio
Hey, hey...
[17:21] Yuki
I see.
[17:23] Yuki
How about "Metamorphoses"?
[17:24] Mana
I'm fond of the Icarus episode.
[17:27] Yuki
Narcissus...
[17:27] Chio
No! This is too hard! No!
[17:28] Mana
Changed literature.
[17:31] Chio
Ooh, yummy grapes.
[17:31] Yuki
What about Shakespeare?
[17:35] Chio
Manana...
[17:37] Mana
So there seems to be a trick to it...
[17:39] Chio
That brat is trying to use
me as a stepping stool
[17:42] Chio
to get into Hosokawa-san's good graces!
[17:44] Chio
There were signs, too.
[17:46] Chio
This is truly...
[17:49] Chio
a betrayal!
[17:50] Chio
Curse you, you damn slave!
[17:55] Mana
Looks like you finally get it, Chio-chan.
[17:57] Mana
You were pretty useful.
[17:59] Mana
Now, I'm going to use my
connection with Hosokawa-san
[18:03] Mana
to join the elites at our school.
[18:06] Mana
I doubt we'll ever be
speaking to each other again,
[18:08] Mana
but I did enjoy our time together.
[18:10] Mana
Goodbye, Chio-chan.
[18:16] Yuki
Wow, Nonomura-san. You're so mature.
[18:19] Mana
Well, I was pretty young.
[18:21] Mana
I went through some hardships,
but I know how to pick my men now.
[18:24] Mana
For example,
[18:26] Mana
that guy over there is going to end up
a grunt at some company with no future.
[18:30] Yuki
What?
[18:31] Mana
Men who have no idea how society
views them are so dumb...
[18:34] Ushi
Morning, Yuki-chan.
[18:36] Yuki
Good morning!
[18:39] Mana
What?!
[18:39] Ushi
Oh, sorry. Are you with a friend?
[18:43] Yuki
This is Ushida-san. He works
at an office near our school.
[18:47] Uchi
Yuki-chan is my running coach.
[18:50] Manana
Her network is way too broad!
[18:52] Uchi
She talked to me one night while I
was on a night run to lose weight.
[18:56] (Flashback) Yuki
Um... The way you're running
is really bad for your knees!
[18:59] Uchi
She teaches me things every
time we bump into each other.
[19:02] Uchi
When you get actual running shoes,
you can really tell the difference.
[19:03] Mana
So he's dressed like that because
Hosokawa-san recommended it...
[19:05] Yuki
Are you walking all the
way to the office again?
[19:07] Mana
What's with her fashion—
[19:07] Ushi
Yes.
[19:08] Ushi
A president can't set an example
for his employees if he's fat, so...
[19:09] Mana
President?!
[19:11] Ushi
Man, it's rough. Lately, I just wipe
down with a wet towel and change,
[19:14] Ushi
but I'm thinking of adding
shower rooms at the office.
[19:24] Chio
Oh? Oh, what's this? What?
[19:27] Chio
It's Nonomura-san from the normie group!
[19:29] Chio
Oh, I'm sorry that someone like
me suddenly talked to you.
[19:34] Chio
Huh? What?
[19:37] Chio
Oh, my gosh! Your face is so pretty!
[19:39] Chio
I'm sorry, your beauty almost sucked me in!
[19:42] Chio
Man, you elites sure are beautiful.
[19:46] Chio
You must go to a lot of mixers.
[19:47] Chio
That's so cool!
[19:48] Chio
Oh, I was thinking, hup!
[19:50] Chio
Nonomura-san, hup!
[19:51] Chio
That story from your
middle school days, hup!
[19:53] Chio
About how you kissed
some college guy, hup, hup!
[19:55] Chio
Could you tell me about it, hup,
so I can learn from it?
[19:58] Mana
It was a lie!
[20:00] Mana
It was all a lie.
[20:02] Mana
I've never kissed a guy.
[20:04] Mana
I just ripped off something
I read in a fashion magazine.
[20:08] Chio
I see. Thank goodness.
[20:10] Chio
I'm glad some lolicon
bastard that had the nerve
[20:13] Chio
to seduce a middle-schooler
wasn't your first kiss.
[20:16] Mana
Chio-chan...
[20:18] Chio
Manana...
[20:19] Chio
Welcome back.
[20:26] Mana
So, apparently that old guy is
a president of some company.
[20:29] Chio
Yeah, I heard.
[20:30] Chio
He doesn't look so important.
[20:32] Mana
I know, right?!
[20:33] Mana
If I were some old guy and
Hosokawa-san suddenly talked to me,
[20:37] Mana
I'd get so worked up and...
[20:40] (Flashback) Guy
Huh? My job?!
[20:42] (Flashback) Guy
I, um... I'm actually the
president of a company.
[20:45] Both
Hey, I get it now.
[20:47] Manana
Pardon us!
[20:48] Chio
We heard that you were some president!
[20:51] Mana
Could we ask you what your job is like?
[20:53] Chio
I'm so sorry, but she's
enamored with economics.
[20:55] Mana
Oh, do you have a business card?
[20:57] Chio
You're interested too, right, Hosokawa-san?
[20:59] Yuki
Hm?
[21:01] Ushi
I'm so sorry! I was lying about everything!
[21:04] Ushi
I'm just a grunt... I wanted to seem cool!
[21:07] Chio
Yeah, yeah, we get it.
[21:09] Chio
There are women who dig up
people's relationship histories.
[21:13] Mana
Gulp.
[21:13] Yuki
Oh, that's okay! Sometimes, during meets,
[21:16] Yuki
I'll purposely act like I'm not feeling well.
[21:19] Yuki
Ushida-san, there's only
one important thing here.
[21:22] Yuki
The distance you ran isn't a lie!
[21:25] Yuki
And so, whenever we're feeling
down, let's all go for a run!
[21:29] Chio
Huh? Hosokawa-san?
[21:31] Mana
Why are we running?
[21:33] Chio
Maybe Hosokawa-san just wants to run...
[21:36] Chio
That's what I thought at first,
[21:38] Chio
but eventually, it actually
ended up being fun.
[21:41] Chio
Maybe it doesn't really
matter how others view you.
[21:52] Teach
I want to tell them to stop running,
[21:55] Teach
but look at their happy faces—
Who the hell is that old guy?!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:30] Chio
Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:32] Chio
"Bloody Butterfly Effect 2"
and "The Kabaddic Four."
[23:37] Chio
Look forward to it!
[23:38] Chio
This is awesome!
3 - Bloody Butterfly Effect 2 / The Kabaddic Four
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SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
SIGN Bloody Butterfly Effect 2
[01:32] Chio
On mornings when I leave a bit early,
[01:35] Chio
it's nice to walk through the park sometimes.
[01:37] Chio
There are so many people...
[01:42] Chio
Motorcycles... Looks like some gang members.
[01:43] Chio
What's your problem?!
[01:47] Chio
They're shouting about something.
[01:49] Chio
This isn't how I wanted
to start my morning...
[01:51] Chio
Well, this park's pretty big,
so I'll just avoid them...
[01:53] Andou
I ended up meeting the real deal...
[01:57] Chio
Um... What's my first period class again?
[01:59] Andou
The name was... Bloody Butterfly.
[02:03] Chio
Blo—
[02:04] Guy
B-Bloody Butterfly? Who is that?
[02:07] Andou
It's the name of the woman
[02:10] Andou
who defeated me in a single blow.
[02:12] Guy
A w-woman?!
[02:15] Chio
That's the guy from...
[02:17] Chio
that one time!
SIGN Bloody Butterfly
[02:21] Andou
I appreciate that you want me to stay,
[02:23] Andou
but I swore to Bloody Butterfly
that I'd quit this way of life.
[02:27] Guy
No way!
[02:28] Andou
I won't go back on my word.
[02:29] Chio
Wait... He actually took what
I said the other day seriously?
[02:35] Andou
At first, I thought some crazy
chick was trying to pick a fight,
[02:38] Andou
but the second she got in my face,
Bloody Butterfly smirked,
[02:42] Andou
and before I knew it, I was on the ground.
[02:46] Guy
No way.
[02:47] Guy 2
But you're known as the
demon god, Andou-san...
[02:50] Guy
I can't believe it... Bloody Butterfly...
[02:52] Guy
But I've never heard of this
Bloody Butterfly chick.
[02:56] Guy
Bloody Butterfly...
She must be from some other turf.
[02:59] Guy
Bloody Butterfly... Maybe her name has
something to do with a butterfly knife.
[03:03] Chio
Please stop! Stop saying
that name over and over!
[03:07] Chio
Bloody Butterfly is just the
handle I use for online games!
[03:10] Chio
When you keep saying it so seriously IRL...
[03:13] Chio
It's just too embarrassing!
[03:15] Andou
Guys, don't try to dig too deep.
[03:19] Andou
Bloody Butterfly is a denizen
of society's dark underworld.
[03:23] Andou
I realized something after
speaking with Bloody Butterfly...
[03:28] Andou
That what we're doing is child's play.
[03:32] Andou
Honestly, it was a shock
[03:34] Andou
to find out there were women like
Bloody Butterfly in this world.
[03:40] Andou
To think someone who looked like that
[03:42] Andou
was fighting with gangs and
mafias from other countries...
[03:45] Andou
That's Bloody Butterfly.
[03:48] Guy
There's someone out there that
Andou-san has such high praise for?
[03:52] Guy 2
No, I just can't accept this.
[03:55] Guy 2
I need to see this Bloody Butterfly for myself!
[03:57] Andou
You dumbass! You don't trust me?
[04:01] Chio
This is getting way too big!
[04:04] Chio
If this keeps up, I won't be
able to walk around town!
[04:06] Guy 2
I believe in your strength, Andou-san!
[04:10] Guy 2
That's why, even if I have to
drag Bloody Butterfly out here...
[04:14] Guy
I'm in.
[04:15] Guy
She must've used some underhanded trick.
[04:18] Guy
Otherwise, there's no way
you'd lose, Andou-san!
[04:20] Guy 2
We'll do everything in our power to find her!
[04:24] Guys
We're gonna hunt down Bloody Butterfly!
[04:28] Guy
A-Andou-san?
[04:31] Guy
Um...
[04:32] Andou
Don't move!
[04:33] Andou
Don't say a word.
[04:34] Andou
Whatever you do, don't turn around!
[04:41] Andou
Wh-Where the hell did you come from,
[04:46] Andou
Bloody Butterfly?!
[04:49] Guys
Th-This is...
[04:52] Guys
Bloody Butterfly?!
[04:56] Guys
Wait. This is Bloody Butterfly?
[05:00] Guys
She's nothing like I imagined...
[05:04] Guy
I thought she'd look more
like a female commando.
[05:07] Chio
Yeah, they definitely look disappointed,
after he built me up so much.
[05:13] Chio
This should make it a
little easier to talk...
[05:15] Andou
What do you want, Bloody Butterfly?
[05:20] Chio
I need to have a chat with you.
[05:25] Chio
I want to talk to you alone.
[05:33] Andou
You guys, stay put.
[05:36] Andou
I'll be right back.
[05:38] Guy
Andou-san!
[05:39] Andou
Just wait there!
SIGN Please don't
toss trash here
[05:42] Andou
So what did you want to talk about?
[05:45] ando
I'm going to leave my gang,
just like I promised.
[05:47] Chio
U-Um...
[05:49] Andou
D-Don't tell me...
[05:50] Andou
You're trying to drag me
into the underworld, too!
[05:53] Chio
Yeah, that!
[05:56] Andou
You've overestimated me.
[05:58] Andou
I've never even held a gun,
let alone killed someone.
[06:00] Chio
Yeah, that! That!
[06:02] Andou
I could never bear the
weight of this country...
[06:04] Chio
Yeah! About that...
[06:06] Chio
It's all a misunderstanding!
[06:12] Andou
Huh?
[06:13] Chio
That's a natural reaction!
[06:15] Chio
Um, so basically, there is no
underground organization or anything.
[06:18] Chio
I'm just a normal high school girl.
[06:21] Chio
A below average one.
[06:25] Chio
No, no, this isn't a joke!
[06:26] Chio
You see, my leg touched that
muffler thing on your bike...
[06:30] Chio
And when I talked about
[06:31] Chio
guys being crippled for life,
I just meant they're hooked on gaming...
[06:39] Chio
He's really bummed about this.
[06:42] Chio
Actually, I'm glad he understood
everything pretty quickly.
[06:45] Chio
The only reason I got through
this issue last time
[06:47] Chio
was because he actually
listened to what I had to say.
[06:50] Andou
Okay, let me get this straight.
[06:52] Chio
Okay!
[06:53] Andou
Basically, you're just some normie
[06:56] Andou
who was trying to peacefully get by some
delinquent that was getting in your face...
[07:01] Andou
Then you managed to completely fool this
delinquent with your bluffing ability and luck,
[07:05] Andou
freaked him out, and made him quit his gang.
[07:09] Andou
And then the delinquent who
was completely fooled
[07:13] Andou
went around telling his
friends about this bluff,
[07:17] Andou
and now looks like a clown.
[07:19] Andou
That's what you're saying, right?
[07:22] Chio
Crap! He's totally going to headbutt me.
[07:24] Chio
I can't dodge!
[07:26] Andou
That's freakin' amazing!
[07:34] Andou
Honestly, I'm at a loss for words.
[07:38] Andou
Crap. They're going to hear me.
[07:40] Andou
I see. So you were actually just a normal
high school girl, just like you look.
[07:47] Andou
No wonder I thought the name
Bloody Butterfly was so lame.
[07:52] Andou
Bloody Butterfly... And I was going on
about that name with a straight face...
[07:57] Andou
Bloody Butterfly...
[08:00] Chio
The point is, I don't want this
story to spread any further...
[08:05] Andou
Yeah, yeah, I know.
[08:06] Andou
Now I don't have any regrets
in regards to my gang.
[08:11] Andou
You definitely win.
[08:14] Andou
So I'm going to continue
this clown act to the end.
[08:18] Andou
Come on. Let's head back.
[08:20] Chio
Huh?
[08:21] Chio
Wh-What?
[08:22] Andou
It'll be fine.
[08:23] Andou
All you need to do is...
[08:26] Guy 2
Andou-san's taking a long time.
[08:29] Guy
It's fine. We don't need to worry about him—
[08:34] Guys
Andou-san!
[08:36] Andou
She's... Bloody Butterfly's too dangerous...
[08:40] Andou
She's too strong!
[08:42] Guy 2
What on Earth happened?
[08:44] Andou
Shit! There she is!
[08:46] Andou
She's going to kill us all!
[08:48] Andou
She's a monster!
[08:50] Chio
Walk slowly... Walk slowly...
[08:53] Guy
Sh-She's completely unharmed...
[08:55] Guy 3
And she beat Andou-san to a pulp?
[08:57] Guy 4
Th-This is serious!
[08:59] Andou
Ah! Butterflies!
[09:00] Andou
Look out!
[09:02] Andou
Here comes her special attack
that she got her name from!
[09:06] Andou
Everyone within a one-kilometer radius...
will die, or something!
[09:10] Andou
Guys, run!
[09:15] Andou
Make sure you forget this!
Never mention her name again!
[09:19] Andou
Don't get involved with her!
[09:21] Andou
You need to run, too!
[09:23] Guy 2
I'm not going to run!
[09:24] Guy 2
I'm going to defeat Bloody Butterfly!
[09:27] Guy 2
I'm ready to give up my
life for you, Andou-san—
[09:30] Andou
I told you to run. I'll kill you!
[09:43] Andou
That should do it.
[09:45] Andou
I think we've scared them enough.
[09:48] Andou
They all left their bikes,
[09:51] Andou
and they call themselves
a motorcycle gang...
[09:53] Chio
Um... Thank you very much!
[09:58] Chio
Please use this.
[10:05] Andou
If I take that, things will just
get even more complicated.
[10:10] Andou
See ya, Bloody Butterfly.
[10:13] Chio
Seriously, stop calling me that!
[10:17] Manana
By the way, remember that story
about someone coming to school
[10:20] Manana
on a bike with some motorcycle gang guy?
[10:23] Chio
Huh? Uh, yeah... What about it?
[10:26] Manana
Well, apparently, the girl who was on the bike
[10:29] Manana
with that guy called herself
"Bloody" something-or-other.
[10:32] Manana
I could swear I've heard
that somewhere before...
[10:36] Manana
Like when I used to play a lot of games...
[10:38] Chio
Yeah... because I played with
you under that name a lot.
[10:42] Manana
Do you know that name, Chio-chan?
[10:44] Chio
Can't say that I do...
[10:47] Chio
I'll have to get rid of her next...
[10:51] Chio
Chio's School Road.
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
SIGN Bloody Butterfly
[10:56] Chio
He said my handle was lame...
[10:59] Chio
What's his gang's name, then?
SIGN His name is Andou...
SIGN I wonder if
it'll come up...
SIGN Apparently Andou left the Starry Night Gang
SIGN Seriously? Well, the Starry Night Gang's finished
[11:01] Chio
This is it!
SIGN Starry Night Gang
[11:04] Chio
It wasn't just some tryhard name...
Aw, it's actually kinda cute...
SIGN Kabaddic Four
[11:11] Chio
Hey, Manana, could you stick
your arm out for a sec?
[11:15] Manana
No.
[11:16] Chio
Aw...
[11:18] Chio
But I spent all night practicing CQC...
[11:21] Manana
Seriously, what? Is this because
of some video game again?
[11:24] Manana
What would've happened
if I'd stuck my arm out?
[11:26] Chio
The action in that game is so cool!
I kept watching the cut scenes.
[11:30] Manana
Wow, your youth really is crap-colored.
[11:35] Chio
Like this, then this.
[11:36] Chio
Like this, then this.
[11:38] Chio
Like this, then this.
When they catch you, go like this.
[11:40] Manana
What are you doing? The Bon dance?
[11:41] Manana
What kind of high school girl are—
[11:45] Chio
Like this, then this!
[11:49] Chio
Come on. Hurry up and tell me the password
to your computer's images folder.
[11:53] Mana
A-Anything but that.
[11:55] Manana
K-Kill me!
[11:56] Manana
You know, I swear your athletic
skills are wasted on you.
[12:02] Manana
By the way, we have our physical
fitness test tomorrow.
[12:05] Manana
What are you going to do this year?
[12:07] Chio
Maybe I'll fake it again...
[12:09] Manana
Chio-chan, you're in a sports club,
[12:11] Manana
and you're athletic, so you
should just take it seriously.
[12:14] Chio
No! Once you stand out,
[12:16] Chio
they'll expect you to do well in sports
festivals and ball sports tournaments!
[12:20] Chio
I just want to live in peace...
[12:23] Manana
Here we go with your
below average philosophy.
[12:26] Chio
You're not allowed to mess up
even once in this country!
SIGN Missing Pet
[12:30] Chio
Anyway, physical fitness test trivia...
[12:33] Chio
Don't side jumps just end
up looking hilarious?
[12:36] Manana
Can we go back to the fact that you just
said "physical fitness test trivia"?
[12:42] Chio
Moving left and right as fast as you can
[12:43] Chio
just looks like some strange dance.
[12:46] Manana
Chio-chan, do it as fast as you can.
[12:47] Chio
Like this. Do you see it?
[12:49] Manana
Chio-chan, Chio-chan, say, "Kabaddi!"
[12:51] Chio
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
[12:56] Manana
You look too perfect doing that!
You even made the face!
[12:59] Chio
This is exhausting!
[13:00] Manana
I don't even know the rules of kabaddi!
Teach me, Chio-chan!
[13:04] Chio
I have no idea, either.
[13:06] Hoso
Good morning! You're both so energetic
first thing in the morning.
[13:09] Hoso
Perfect timing!
[13:10] Both
Huh? What is?
[13:12] Hoso
This senpai here...
[13:13] Girl
Yes.
[13:14] Girl
I'm the captain of the Samejima Academy
Kabaddi Club, Kushitori Madoka.
[13:20] Both
What? Kabaddi... Club?
[13:24] Both
Oh, crap.
[13:25] Mado
You guys just said to teach you
the rules of kabaddi, right?
[13:29] Hoso
I heard it, too!
[13:31] Both
Well, um, sorry about that...
[13:34] Mado
No worries. You didn't mean
anything bad by it, did you?
[13:37] Both
No!
[13:38] Mado
You were just curious
about kabaddi, right?
[13:41] Manana
Huh? Uh, yes...
[13:42] Mado
You want to know the
rules of kabaddi, right?
[13:46] Both
Yes...
[13:47] Mado
Okay, I'll teach you, then!
[13:51] Mado
Let's go over here a sec.
[13:52] Hoso
Isn't that great?
[13:54] Chio
This suddenly turned troublesome.
[13:57] Mado
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
[14:00] Mado
The raider continues to yell "Kabaddi!"
while they're in the enemy circle.
[14:04] Chio
Wow... She's actually saying,
"Kabaddi! Kabaddi!" over and over again.
[14:08] Mado
You touch your opponents
before you run out of breath.
[14:11] Mado
When you return to your own side, you get
points for every opponent you touched.
[14:14] Mado
The players who were touched are out.
[14:17] Chio
I see! So the raiders alternate
heading in one by one,
[14:21] Chio
and then the other team tries to avoid
being touched by them, like a game of tag.
[14:25] Mado
Correct.
[14:26] Chio
Wow, I totally don't care!
[14:29] Chio
We actually got stuck in a kabaddi
lesson on our way to school.
[14:32] Chio
School's about to start,
so could you please just let us go?
[14:36] Mado
The difference between this and tag is
that defense has a way of scoring, too.
[14:41] Mado
You capture the raider, like this.
[14:44] Mado
If you can completely stop their
movements, the defense gets a point.
[14:48] Mado
The raiders touch, and the defense catches.
[14:50] Mado
That's the easiest way to explain it.
[14:52] Manana
Wow, that's so simple!
[14:53] Chio
That was a great lesson!
[14:54] Mado
Okay, why don't we try a practice match?
[14:56] Chio
Huh?
[14:57] Mado
If you guys lose, you're joining the club.
[14:59] Chio
Huh?!
[15:00] Mado
Well, once we third-years graduate,
the Kabaddi Club will be short on members.
[15:05] Mado
I'm so happy that there are first-years
so interested in kabaddi.
[15:10] Chio
Er, um...
[15:12] Mado
I mean...
[15:13] Mado
you weren't actually making
fun of kabaddi, were you?
[15:19] Chio
I see... I was wondering why she was
explaining everything in so much detail.
[15:23] Chio
So this is what she was after.
[15:25] Chio
I guess we owe her that much,
not to mention she's a third-year,
[15:29] Chio
so it's hard to say no...
[15:31] Chio
We might just have to do this.
[15:33] Mado
All right, you guys are the raiders.
[15:35] Chio
Okay, go, Manana!
[15:37] Mana
Wait, me?!
[15:38] Chio
In order of seat assignment!
[15:39] Manana
What? Ahem...
[15:41] Mana
Kaba— K-Kabaddi, kabaddi,
kaba... kabaddi, kabaddi...
[15:44] Mana
I just have to touch them
and turn back, right?
[15:50] Mado
Now, quit your struggling...
[15:53] Chio
Wait, what? This is nothing
like her explanation!
[15:56] Mado
You can keep trying to run until
you're completely captured.
[15:59] Mana
I can't move anymore!
[16:01] Chio
She's completely serious about this!
[16:03] Nar
Manana's out.
SIGN Manana Out
[16:05] Chio
Hey, just so I know...
How do we end this game?
SIGN Once you're out,
you stand out of bounds
[16:10] Mado
Usually, there's a time limit where the
players that are out can come back,
[16:15] Mado
but we don't have much
time before school starts,
[16:17] Mado
so we can end the game as soon
as one side is completely out.
[16:21] Chio
Wait, does that mean if I go out, we lose?
[16:24] Yuki
Okay, I'll be raider next!
[16:27] Yuki
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
[16:27] Chio
So if Hosokawa-san touches me and she runs,
[16:31] Chio
we're instantly members of the Kabaddi Club?!
[16:33] Chio
Yet if I try to catch her, she
might end up touching me instead.
[16:39] Chio
Wait... is kabaddi deeper than I thought?
[16:44] Yuki
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
[16:44] Chio
Let's flip this around...
[16:46] Chio
It might actually be easier
for me to go through school
[16:48] Chio
if I quit the Tennis Club and
join the Kabaddi Club instead.
[16:53] Girl a
Nice to meet you!
[16:54] Girl b
A new class and a new start!
[16:56] Girl A
What club are you in, Miyamo-san?
[16:58] Chio
Oh, I'm in the Kabaddi Club.
[17:01] Girl a
Kaba (hippo)...
[17:02] Girl B
...D?
[17:03] Guy
Kabaddi, kabaddi!
[17:04] Guy
And then...
[17:05] Guy
Tackle!
[17:08] Chio
Hey!
[17:09] Chio
Stop making fun of kabaddi!
[17:10] Chio
And the one who's supposed
to tackle is the defense,
[17:13] Chio
so if you're chanting, you're
supposed to be a raider!
[17:15] Girl
M-Miyamo-san?
[17:17] Guy
The hell are you talking about?
[17:18] Yuki
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
[17:19] Chio
That's way too much responsibility for me!
[17:21] Mado
That girl's got some moves...
[17:25] Yuki
I'm out of breath...
[17:27] Chio
I somehow survived.
Next is my turn to be the raider...
[17:31] Chio
I don't have enough stamina
to do this much longer.
[17:33] Chio
I have to get these two out on this turn.
[17:37] Mado
What?
[17:39] Chio
I can't get serious about this
[17:40] Chio
because I feel like I'm dealing
with some mysterious, rare sport.
[17:43] Chio
I'm going to stake my life on this.
[17:45] Chio
Game brain, activate!
[17:48] Chio
I'm going to rewrite kabaddi's
weird rules into a video game!
[17:52] Chio
That's right... I have the ability
to turn those I touch into bombs!
[17:57] Chio
My mission is to turn those two into
bombs and then return to safety!
[18:01] Yuki
Better hurry, or you'll be breaking the rules!
[18:01] Chio
If I'm captured, I'll be tortured and killed!
[18:04] Chio
There's a spell I need for
this ability to activate...
[18:08] Chio
Kabaddi...
[18:09] Chio
Okay. This works.
[18:11] Chio
Kabaddi... Kabaddi... Kabaddi...
Kabaddi... Kabaddi...
[18:12] Mado
Yuki-chan, be careful.
[18:14] Mado
Something's changed about her...
[18:17] Chio
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi!
[18:21] Mado
No, she's got some potential,
but she's still a newbie...
[18:21] Chio
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[18:24] Mado
She's too deep in enemy territory.
[18:26] Mado
Even if she's able to touch us
while this deep in our territory,
[18:28] Mado
she won't be able to escape
from Yuki-chan and me!
[18:31] Mado
I've got her back!
[18:32] Mado
You're wide open!
[18:34] Mado
Tackle her, Yuki-chan!
[18:35] Yuki
Got it!
[18:37] Chio
When they catch you, go like this!
[18:39] Chio
Make them lose their balance!
[18:42] Mado
I'm not letting go!
[18:46] Chio
Hosokawa-san is coming at me as straight
and narrow as her personality is.
[18:49] Chio
Kabaddi!
[18:51] Chio
To get her to let go
of me, I need to do this!
[19:05] Yuki
Um... Kushitori-senpai?
[19:07] Yuki
Um...
[19:09] Mado
Huh?
[19:10] Yuki
Senpai? Miyamo-san is leaving!
[19:12] Mado
Huh?
[19:13] Yuki
Kushitori-senpai!
Your hand, your hand, your hand!
[19:18] Chio
Mission complete!
[19:23] Chio
I touched both and made it back.
That means I win.
[19:28] Mado
How did you come up with a plan like that?
[19:30] Yuki
Senpai, um, uh...
[19:33] Chio
When you first tackled Manana and
I saw your expression, I knew...
[19:40] Chio
You definitely like girls.
[19:42] Chio
On top of that,
when Hosokawa-san was raiding,
[19:45] Chio
you stared up her skirt
and couldn't stop smirking.
[19:49] ---
What?!
[19:51] Chio
So when you grabbed me,
[19:53] Chio
I figured if I led your hand
toward Hosokawa-san's perineum,
SIGN Perineum
Between the oo and xx
[19:55] Chio
you'd prioritize touching her
perineum and let go of me.
[20:01] Chio
I'm going to declare that you like wrestling
with girls more than you like kabaddi!
[20:06] Mado
What are you talking about?! I love kabaddi!
[20:10] Mado
There's nothing that moves
my heart as much as kabaddi!
[20:13] Chio
Then why don't you untangle your
arm and have another match with me?
[20:31] Mado
I can't! When I think
about how many more times
[20:34] Mado
I might have the chance to
touch Yuki-chan's perineum...
[20:36] Mado
My body won't move!
[20:38] Yuki
That's my butt, my butt, my butt!
[20:40] Mado
I... lose...
[20:43] Yuki
Please let me go!
[20:49] Mado
You made me realize how much I wasn't
prepared as a kabaddist today.
[20:54] Mado
So, uh, I'm sorry... for various things.
[20:57] Chio
Oh, it's fine.
[20:58] Manana
Hey, Kushitori-senpai,
can I ask you a question?
[21:02] Mado
Sure.
[21:03] Manana
How can I get my boobs to be that big?
[21:06] Chio
I'm surprised she had the nerve to
ask something like that right now.
[21:10] Chio
Maybe she is sick in the head.
[21:12] Mado
Actually, now that you ask me that,
[21:16] Mado
I have a feeling my body was pretty
normal before I started kabaddi...
[21:20] Chio
Huh? But then what happened?
[21:23] Mado
Kabaddi comes from India,
[21:26] Mado
and it's said that some of the
movements incorporate yoga.
[21:30] Mado
It could be that the yoga involved in
the sport had an effect on my body...
[21:40] Manana
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! K-Kabaddi!
Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
[21:41] chio
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[21:45] Mado
Chio's School Road.
[21:47] Mado
More... More...
[21:50] Mado
I need to devote myself to the
ways of kabaddi even more!
[21:53] Mado
But...
[21:54] Mado
Yuki-chan's butt...
[21:56] Both
Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi! Kabaddi!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:30] yuki
Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:32] yuki
"Smoke on the Sailor,"
"Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand,"
[23:34] yuki
and "Manana's School Road."
[23:37] Yuki
Look forward to it!
[23:38] Yuki
Kabaddi!
4 - Smoke on the Sailor / Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand / Manana's School Road
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SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
SIGN Smoke on the Sailor
[01:33] Mana
Hey, you have some kind of situation you'd
like to encounter before you die, right?
[01:38] Chio
Uh, like what?
[01:39] Mana
Well... like having some hot foreign
guy ask me for directions,
[01:43] Mana
then we try to communicate with gestures,
[01:46] Mana
and things start to heat up,
and just like that...
[01:49] Chio
Just like what?!
[01:51] Mana
Do you have anything you want
to do before you die, Chio-chan?
[01:54] Chio
Oh, I do!
[01:57] Chio
You know how people throw
cigarettes out of cars?
[01:59] Chio
I want to pick one up in a cool way and say...
[02:03] Chio
You dropped something.
[02:05] Chio
And flick it back into the car!
[02:10] Mana
Th-That's it?
[02:12] Chio
Why not? Isn't that super cool?
[02:15] Mana
Actually, it seems like you
could do that pretty regularly.
[02:20] Mana
Like with that lady.
[02:22] Chio
Hmm, I'm not sure...
[02:25] Chio
Looks like she got a phone call.
[02:25] Lady
Hey, it's me.
[02:27] Lady
Yeah, could you do something
about that part-timer?
[02:33] Mana
Chio-chan!
[02:39] Mana
Sh-She caught it directly?!
[02:44] Chio
Ow!
[02:46] Chio
I leaped too far! Ow, my clavicle!
[02:52] Chio
She's leaving!
[02:54] Chio
W-Wait!
[02:55] Mana
No, you wait!
[02:58] Granny
Goodness, young lady.
[03:01] Granny
Looks like you took quite the tumble.
[03:03] Mana
Sorry about my friend!
She's a bit clumsy!
SIGN Nanoha
Bank
[03:07] Mana
Hey, are you okay?
[03:09] Mana
Man, I always forget how
passionate you can get.
[03:15] Mana
Wait, did you actually get hurt?
[03:17] Chio
Manana... I lost my chance
to throw this away.
[03:22] Mana
Hurry up and get rid of that thing!
[03:24] Chio
Well, I mean... It's not lit anymore...
[03:29] Chio
So it's just trash, right?
[03:32] Chio
Maybe I won't get in trouble for
having it, as long as I don't smoke it...
[03:38] Mana
I can just tell...
[03:40] Mana
Chio-chan's the type to think
that smoking looks cool.
[03:45] Mana
Come to think of it, that one time...
[03:47] (Flashback) Chio
Characters who smoke are good characters.
[03:50] (Flashback) Mana
Oh, I see.
[03:54] Mana
Chio-chan, that's just a
cigarette that's been put out.
[03:58] Mana
What you're actually doing
is just picking up litter...
[04:04] Mana
So it's legal!
[04:11] Mana
Good! Good! Look right over here! Smile!
[04:15] Chio
L-Like this?
[04:16] Mana
Yes! Perfect!
[04:17] Mana
Don't let the cigarette touch your mouth,
[04:19] Mana
because that'll mean all kinds of trouble!
[04:21] Mana
Good! Good! Perfectly legal!
[04:24] Mana
And legal.
[04:26] Mana
Also legal.
[04:27] Mana
Yes, legal!
[04:30] Both
This girl is so bad!
[04:33] Chio
This is amazing... It's like I'm not even me.
[04:36] Chio
I feel like a bad girl.
[04:39] Mana
Chio-chan! Let's take more! More!
[04:42] Mana
I'm getting into it now!
[04:43] Mana
Chio-chan, you're amazing!
Look right over here!
[04:48] Mana
I can't believe she's letting me take so many
photos that would blow up if they got out!
[04:51] Mana
I can't stop drooling!
[04:53] Mana
I want to put these online so bad!
[04:55] Mana
Look more like an assassin!
Yes! More! More!
[04:58] Mana
Give me that murder face! Murder face!
[05:01] Mana
Let's try walking a little.
[05:03] Mana
Imagine you're the bad guy making his
first appearance in a battle manga.
[05:20] Both
Look at this miraculous shot!
[05:23] Chio
Oh, my gosh... I've never
seen anything like this...
[05:29] Chio
Y-You should try, Manana.
[05:32] Mana
No, I'm good...
[05:34] Chio
Do it, Manana!
[05:38] Mana
What the hell is she saying?
[05:39] Mana
There's no way I'd let her take
such risky photos of me!
[05:43] Mana
I've gotta calm her down...
[05:46] Mana
Hey, boy...
[05:51] Chio
The cat! It totally ruined the picture!
[05:53] Chio
You're trying to look so hot,
but you look so dumb!
[05:56] Chio
Look at this miraculous shot!
[05:59] Who
Hey, the cat's leaving!
[06:01] Mana
Hey, take one now! Take one now!
[06:02] Mana
Come on!
[06:04] Mana
Yay!
[06:08] Chio
Man, that was so much fun.
[06:11] Mana
Crap... I didn't think I'd end up
getting mine taken, too...
[06:14] Chio
You looked great, too, Manana.
[06:17] Chio
You were actually sorta... sexy.
[06:22] Mana
Wanna do another shoot in my room tonight?
[06:26] Chio
Okay, I'll hold on to this.
[06:28] Mana
You're just going to keep
hiding it in your hand?
[06:31] Chio
It's more fragile than I thought...
[06:33] Chio
So when I get to school, I'll wrap it up
in something and keep it in my bag.
[06:36] Mana
I see.
[06:37] Both
This is truly...
[06:40] Both
A mission to bring in a hazardous substance.
[06:43] Both
We're going to protect this "toy"
until we get out of school.
[06:47] Both
A day-long mission is about to begi—
[06:51] Teach
Something stinks.
[06:53] Girl
Wait... but I... took a bath this morning...
[06:56] Teach
This stench is unbearable.
[07:00] Teach
All of you, stop where you are!
I smell tobacco!
[07:06] Teach
You may be able to fool your parents,
but you can't fool my nose.
[07:10] Chio
What? No way. Can he actually
smell this one used cigarette?
[07:15] Teach
There's no doubt about it.
The smell's getting stronger.
[07:20] Teach
You... No, it's not you.
[07:22] Guy
I-It's not me!
[07:23] Chio
I had let my guard down...
[07:26] Chio
Bringing a used cigarette
to school was insane!
[07:32] Chio
It was basically like playing
with an unexploded bomb!
[07:36] Chio
If he finds this cigarette,
it's going to be a huge deal.
[07:39] Mana
Worst case scenario, we might get expelled!
[07:42] Chio
Oh, shit! If he looks at our cell phones...
[07:47] Chio
Those photos...
[07:59] Teach
It's you.
[08:02] Chio
I'm finished.
[08:04] Chio
Yes... It's me.
[08:07] Teach
Where did you get this?
[08:09] Chio
S-Someone threw it out the
window, so I picked it up.
[08:18] Teach
Oh?
[08:21] Teach
Well done. I'll make sure to get rid of this.
[08:25] Both
Huh?
[08:26] Chio
U-Um...
[08:27] Mana
Chio-chan?!
[08:29] Chio
You don't think there's a
possibility that I smoked it?
[08:33] Teach
Uh, not really.
[08:35] Teach
It's faint, but there's lipstick on the end,
[08:39] Teach
and this brand is pretty strong.
[08:41] Teach
It wouldn't suit a child.
I can't imagine you smoking this, Miyamo.
[08:46] Chio
I... I feel like he might
actually be insulting me...
[08:50] Chio
B-B-But just maybe I did smoke it!
[08:54] Chio
I'm... I'm a pretty bad girl, you know.
[09:01] Mana
Huh?
[09:07] Guy
A bad girl? Seriously?
[09:09] Guy 2
What's that pose supposed to be? A gun?
[09:11] Teach
Well, there's your answer.
[09:15] Chio
I'm going to show you those photos, then!
[09:15] Mana
No! Don't!
[09:17] Chio
Don't stop me, Manana!
[09:18] Mana
Chio-chan! You're going
to drag me down with you!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[09:22] Girl
Chio's School Road.
[09:24] Girl
Hey, Gotou-chan, what's that?
[09:26] Teach
Oh, a first-year picked up some litter.
[09:30] Girl
I hate cigarettes.
[09:32] Girl
Only idiots smoke, right?
[09:34] Teach
Is that so? This brand is
actually quite historic.
[09:37] Teach
People like Akutagawa Ryuunosuke
and Dazai Osamu smoked it.
[09:41] Girl
Really?
[09:42] Teach
Listen up. Even if it involves smoking,
you should never be prejudiced.
[09:47] Girl
Okay!
[09:48] Girl
But I'm pretty sure a minor
shouldn't agree with that...
SIGN Preliminary Career Survey
This year, we will be doing a preliminary career survey with all the students.
We believe that this will be especially useful for 3rd-years when they decide what path
they're going to take. Please try to fill in all 3 choices.
Choosing Career/School
Career | School
Choice 1 | Choice 1
Choice 2 | Choice 2
SIGN Taking the Cherry Blossom in Your Hand
[09:53] Chio
Man, are they really asking first-years
[09:55] Chio
about their career paths?
[09:57] Chio
What are you going to do, Manana?
[09:59] Mana
I wrote that I'm going to be a teacher.
[10:01] Chio
What? I've never heard you
mention that before.
[10:04] Mana
It's just a dummy answer.
[10:06] Mana
Telling the teachers that you
plan to be a teacher yourself
[10:08] Mana
should go over pretty well, right?
[10:10] Chio
Yeah, I guess...
Wait, what are you trying to do?
[10:15] Mana
Get brownie points.
[10:16] Chio
You're scum, you know that?
[10:17] Mana
I mean, wouldn't it be way better
if we didn't have to get a job?
[10:23] Chio
I wouldn't say... I mean, I think
work could be fun in some ways.
[10:27] Mana
All right. Why don't we make a bet?
[10:29] Chio
Huh?
[10:30] Mana
We're going to ask the first adult we see,
[10:33] Mana
"Do you think your job is fun?"
[10:35] Mana
And we'll bet 100 yen on their answer.
[10:37] Mana
If they say it's fun, you win.
[10:39] Chio
What? We're really going
to ask strangers that?
[10:42] Mana
Yup!
[10:42] Chio
Wait...
[10:44] Chio
Knowing Manana, she might actually—
[10:46] Andou
Shit. I want to quit my job so bad.
[10:50] Andou
This sucks.
[10:51] Mana
Smirk.
[10:52] Chio
What? No way!
[10:54] Mana
Sir, are you okay?
[10:56] Chio
Whoa! She actually did it!
[10:58] Mana
Are you having problems at work?
[11:00] Andou
Uh, no, I...
[11:00] Mana
I saw you and got a bit worried...
[11:03] Andou
Well, I tried to live my life acting cool...
[11:06] Andou
But now that I've joined adult society,
[11:08] Andou
I realized that I can't even
deliver newspapers properly...
[11:12] Chio
That bike... Oh, I guess it belongs
to that newspaper delivery guy.
SIGN Shibasei Newspaper
[11:16] Chio
Wait a sec, that's—
[11:18] Chio
Huh?!
[11:19] Chio
Andou-san from the motorcycle gang!
[11:22] Andou
I keep getting all these complaints...
I'm so going to get yelled at later.
[11:26] Chio
Shh...
[11:32] Mana
So you're saying work is not fun, right?
[11:38] Andou
Well, it's rough at times,
but it's definitely worth doing...
[11:43] Mana
Huh?
[11:44] Andou
I'm not sure about fun,
[11:47] Andou
but I just personally don't
think this job is for me.
[11:52] Mana
He's trying to act cool all of a sudden?
[11:55] Andou
Honestly, it's a pain. I think I'll just set
the rest of the papers on fire and quit.
[12:00] Chio
No!
[12:02] Chio
You finally started working!
[12:04] Chio
Sulking and quitting isn't cool at all!
[12:09] Chio
B-Bloody Bu—
[12:10] Chio
We'll help you out, so let's go!
[12:15] Chio
We have a little time to spare,
[12:18] Chio
so let's finish up the rest
of this delivery, okay?
[12:24] Andou
O-Okay.
[12:25] Andou
This is all I have left... Help me out!
[12:29] Chio
Come on, Manana!
[12:30] Manana
What?!
[12:32] Andou
The first place is down here!
[12:32] Manana
Wait for me!
[12:33] Chio
What about your bike?
[12:34] Andou
It's fine. These are my last papers.
[12:37] Andou
I'll have you two deliver to the house with
the red roof and the one across from it.
[12:41] Chio
Okay.
[12:41] Andou
I'll go take care of all the
deliveries on the other side.
[12:44] Andou
Bloody—
[12:45] Chio
It's Miyamo. This is Nonomura.
[12:47] Mana
Hi...
[12:48] Andou
Th-The name's Andou...
[12:52] Mana
I didn't think we were actually
going to help deliver newspapers.
[12:55] Chio
Think of it as helping someone out. Besides...
[12:58] Chio
you might find some joy in working.
[13:05] Chio
It's already late, so why don't we ring
the doorbell and hand it to them directly?
SIGN Ookawara Stationery
[13:09] Mana
Why do I have to do this?
SIGN Sakaguchi
[13:19] Mana
Um... I'm sorry we're late.
H-Here's your paper.
SIGN Shibasei Newspaper
SIGN 10,000 tuna wash up on Kasugai Beach
SIGN Locals Ecstatic
[13:26] Lady
I already saw that on TV!
[13:47] Chio
Okay, I'll do the next one...
SIGN Tanaka
[14:01] Chio
Um, here's your paper.
[14:03] Chio
I know it's a little late...
[14:06] Chio
I'm really sorr—
[14:09] Chio
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
[14:12] Chio
U-Uh, hey!
[14:14] Chio
Wait, it's not bleeding, is it? Ow!
[14:21] Mana
I'm never doing that again.
I'm never going to work.
[14:23] Mana
Never working again...
[14:25] Andou
Wha— I see. You handed
them the papers directly...
[14:28] Andou
I should've told you!
[14:30] Andou
Those born in the Showa era get
really pissed if their paper is late.
[14:35] Chio
What? Why? It's just a newspaper...
[14:37] Andou
The Showa era didn't have the
pressure-free education system.
[14:41] Andou
What they went through was the
loathsome cramming education.
[14:44] Guy
Hurgh!
[14:45] Andou
So if they don't see those lines of
printed words to start their day,
[14:48] Andou
they lose themselves and become violent!
[14:51] Chio
Th-They've got no chill...
[14:54] Chio
Those poor people born in the Showa era.
[14:58] Mana
Isn't the problem that you're so late?
[15:00] Mana
Why were you so late to begin with?
[15:06] Andou
Er, um, uh...
[15:08] Andou
It seems there've been some early morning
incidents resulting in injury lately.
[15:13] Andou
I kept getting questioned
by all these policemen.
[15:13] (Flashback) Cop
Excuse me, do you have a moment?
[15:15] (Flashback) ---
What is it?
[15:15] Andou
I got annoyed and raised
my voice a little, and...
[15:18] (Flashback) Andou
I told you! I have nothing to do with it!
[15:20] (Flashback) Cop
Hey, yelling makes you even more suspicious.
[15:22] (Flashback) Cop
I require backup!
[15:22] Andou
I just ended up further delayed...
[15:28] Mana
Andou-san...
[15:30] Mana
Considering how you look, it's—
[15:32] Chio
It's okay! This isn't your
fault at all, Andou-san.
[15:35] Chio
Stuff like this happens!
[15:37] Andou
Miyamo...
[15:38] Chio
Please don't get upset. It doesn't suit you.
[15:42] Chio
Let's keep our heads up! All the time!
[15:44] Andou
I see... Keep my head up.
[15:46] Chio
Yup!
[15:48] Mana
There's something off
about Chio-chan's intensity...
[15:51] Mana
I-It can't be!
[15:55] Chio
Where to next?
[15:56] Andou
It's just around the corner...
[15:59] Andou
Hang on a sec!
[16:03] Andou
Damn it. He is out there.
[16:04] Mana
The annoying customer you mentioned...
[16:07] Chio
Is that him?
[16:08] Andou
Yeah. If I'm even a little late, he waits
in front of his apartment like that forever,
[16:12] Andou
lecturing on and on.
[16:14] Guy
Man, the paper's late.
[16:15] Guy
He's not getting away with this.
[16:17] Andou
I'm hours behind today...
[16:20] Andou
This is going to suck,
but I don't have a choice...
[16:21] Guy
Definitely not forgiving him!
[16:22] Andou
I'll go get yelled at.
[16:24] Chio
Wait!
[16:25] Chio
When you deliver papers, you just have to
get the paper into the mail slot, right?
[16:31] Chio
Manana.
[16:32] Mana
Yeah, I get it.
[16:33] Andou
What are you planning to do?
[16:35] Chio
We're gonna keep our heads held high!
[16:36] Andou
The stairs are on the other side!
[16:45] Guy
Damn it... I'm gonna lecture
him until he pisses himself.
[16:49] Guy
What's wrong with kids these days?
[16:52] Guy
They don't take us adults seriously!
[16:53] Guy
I need to teach them how rough the world is.
[16:58] Guy
Seriously, why do I—
[17:02] Guy
Damn it. He's still not here?
That young punk...
[17:10] Guy
Damn it, he's late.
[17:24] Andou
You okay?
[17:26] Guy
Huh? The paper's right here.
[17:32] Andou
You're amazing, Miyamo!
[17:33] Chio
I know, right?!
[17:40] Chio
When you use a dagger,
you don't rely on arm strength...
[17:43] Chio
You hold it by your abdomen and stab
with all of your body weight!
[17:47] Chio
Yay! We finished all the deliveries!
[17:49] Mana
Collective mailboxes are the best!
[17:52] Chio
Man, thank goodness!
[17:55] Andou
Okay...
[17:57] Andou
Hey, Miyamo.
[17:58] Chio
Whoa, you're close!
[17:58] Chio
Huh? Are there still more?
[18:00] Andou
Uh, no, that's not it...
[18:08] Andou
Hey, listen...
[18:09] Andou
I, uh... B-Because of you...
Because of you...
[18:14] Andou
Because of you, I decided I'd
keep this job a little longer.
[18:22] Chio
I see. It's a bit rough,
but it is a fun job, isn't it?
[18:28] Andou
Yeah.
[18:34] Mana
Chio-chan. We're about out of time.
[18:36] Mana
Look, we're gonna be late.
[18:38] Mana
Well, good luck, Andou-san.
[18:40] Andou
Th-Thanks...
[18:48] Mana
Hey...
[18:50] Mana
Chio-chan, that guy—
[18:52] Chio
Manana.
[18:54] Mana
Wh-What?
[18:58] Chio
So... give me 100 yen.
[19:00] Mana
Huh?
[19:01] Chio
Hey, we made a bet.
[19:03] (Flashback) Mana
We're going to ask the first adult we see,
[19:03] Chio
Before we left, I asked him if delivering
papers was fun, and he said yes,
[19:05] (Flashback) Mana
"Do you think your job is fun?"
[19:07] Chio
so I win.
[19:07] (Flashback) Mana
And we'll bet 100 yen on their answer.
[19:10] Mana
Don't tell me she...
[19:12] Chio
Come on, now. Come on.
[19:14] Mana
The way she was acting and
the stuff she was saying...
[19:16] Mana
It wasn't actually romantic,
[19:18] Mana
but she made him say that
because she wanted 100 yen...
[19:24] Mana
She's so... so...
[19:28] Chio
Come on! Hurry up! 100 yen, please!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[19:31] Person
Chio's School Road.
[19:36] Andou
So her name's Miyamo...
[19:39] Andou
She's always helping me out...
[19:41] Andou
What a great girl!
[19:44] Mana
What the hell is that face?
She pisses me off so much.
[19:46] ---
100 yen!
SIGN Manana's
SIGN School Road
[19:49] Chio
Manana's School Road.
[19:52] Mana
You said you became friends with Hosokawa-san
[19:54] Mana
after you dove head-first into some garbage,
[19:57] Mana
but what does that even mean?
[19:59] Chio
Oh... Yeah, that...
[20:03] Mana
I see. You caused a huge
fuss to try to fool her.
[20:08] Mana
You always have to overdo everything.
[20:11] Chio
Then what would you have done?
[20:13] Mana
A single expression would've
been more than enough!
[20:16] Chio
Like what?!
[20:18] Mana
It's...
[20:20] Mana
the expression when you look like you aren't
greeting someone, but you actually are!
[20:24] Chio
The expression when you look like you aren't
greeting someone, but you actually are?!
[20:27] Mana
First of all, the one doing the greeting
isn't even paying attention to nearby randos.
[20:32] Mana
Which means, when you're not sure,
if you greet them with a vague expression,
[20:36] Mana
you wouldn't be ignoring them,
[20:37] Mana
and if they weren't greeting you,
you can just walk by without being noticed.
[20:41] Mana
It's not anything people around you
would notice, so the risk is low.
[20:44] Chio
I see... So what kind of expression is that?
[20:48] Mana
It's...
[20:49] Girl
Morning!
[20:50] Chio
One of the popular girls from Manana's class?
[20:53] Chio
Hey, this is the same situation
I was in the other day.
[20:56] Chio
She may or may not be greeting Manana...
[21:00] Chio
What are you going to do, Manana?!
[21:03] Mana
Hey...
[21:07] Chio
I-It's perfect!
[21:09] Chio
She's expressing surprise, hesitation,
and joy with her eyes and eyebrows...
[21:13] Chio
And her lips may or may not
be giving a greeting...
[21:16] Chio
Th-This is...
[21:18] Chio
The expression when you look like you aren't
greeting someone, but you actually are!
[21:22] Girl
Nonomura-san!
[21:23] Chio
Whoa! The greeting actually wor—
[21:26] Girl
Are you feeling sick?
[21:28] Chio
Uh-oh... She just thinks
Manana's acting weird now.
[21:36] Mana
Yes... My stomach doesn't feel g— Augh!
[21:39] Girl
Nonomura-san?
[21:40] Girl
What's wrong?
[21:41] Girl
Is she okay?
[21:42] Chio
Whoa, people are gathering.
[21:44] Girl
Nonomura-san!
[21:45] Mana
It's okay... This happens all
the time. It'll pass soon...
[21:48] Girl
Are you okay?
[21:48] Girl
Should I call an ambulance?
[21:49] Mana
An ambulance?! No, that's okay...
[21:51] Mana
Oh, I think it's getting better...
[21:52] Mana
No, really!
[21:54] ---
It's okay.
[21:54] Mana
What should I do?
[21:56] Chio
I'm gonna run!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:28] Chio
Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:30] Chio
"Thank You, George" and "Mananacchio."
[23:33] Chio
Look forward to it!
[23:34] ---
100 yen!
[23:39] ---
This is too long!
5 - Thank You, George / Mananacchio
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SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[01:29] [SONG] Sign
For pedestrians
and bicycles
SIGN Thank You, George
SIGN Pootea
SIGN Calming Aroma
SIGN Green Tea
[01:42] Chio
I... need to pee.
[01:47] Chio
I'm... about to burst.
[01:50] Chio
I wandered into the city where there's a
lot of people, in search of a bathroom...
[01:54] Chio
I shouldn't have downed this tea that
I brought to school because it was hot!
[01:58] [SONG] Sign
For pedestrians
and bicycles
[02:04] Chio
If I relax, I'll be in trouble!
[02:19] [SONG] Sign
For pedestrians
and bicycles
[02:22] Chio
N-No...
[02:23] [SONG] Sign
For pedestrians
and bicycles
[02:26] Chio
N-N...
[02:27] [SONG] Sign
For pedestrians
and bicycles
[02:29] Chio
No!
[02:32] [SONG] Sign
For pedestrians
and bicycles
[02:36] Chio
I'm at my limit!
[02:39] Chio
Every step I take is chipping
away at my SAN points.
[02:44] [SONG] Sign
Shit, I need to go,
[02:44] Guy
Shit, I need to go, Andou-sensei, now.
SIGN Anzai-sensei,
SIGN Points
SIGN now.
[02:50] Chio
At this point... I'll just go somewhere
in the shadows over there...
[02:55] Chio
Must be nice being an animal...
[02:58] Chio
You can just go to the bathroom
wherever the hell you want!
[03:03] Chio
That's...
[03:08] Chio
I'm putting everything I have...
SIGN I'm putting everything I have
[03:13] Chio
into this moment!
[03:15] Chio
A bathroom!
[03:17] Chio
I had no idea there was one he—
[03:20] ---
...eeeere!
[03:26] Chio
Shit! It's going to come out!
[03:28] Chio
Just the other side! J-Just...
It's just on the other side!
SIGN Turn
[03:43] Chio
That was too close!
[03:47] Chio
As a last resort, I even considered
hiding and going into the bottle.
[03:52] Chio
I mean, the color's just about right...
[03:55] Chio
But...
[03:57] Chio
Thank goodness I didn't use it!
[03:59] Chio
The problem now...
[04:07] Chio
is the fact that this is the men's bathroom.
[04:11] Chio
But I couldn't hold it anymore!
[04:13] Chio
Of course I'd go into the closer one!
[04:16] Chio
I couldn't help it!
[04:21] Chio
Someone's here!
[04:23] Chio
He went into the next stall...
[04:29] Chio
Huh?
[04:31] Chio
He's just going to the bathroom, right?
[04:33] Chio
What the hell is happening?
[04:37] Chio
What the...
[04:39] Chio
The men's bathroom is scary!
[04:47] Chio
I have to hurry up and get out of here...
[04:51] Chio
I need to make sure I don't run
into anyone at the entrance.
[04:54] Chio
At a time like this...
[04:57] Chio
I'll concentrate all my chakra
[05:00] Chio
into my eyes...
[05:02] Chio
and unleash my sixth sense!
[05:07] Chio
Real Wall Hack!
[05:10] Nar
A wall hack is a cheat
that's used in online games
[05:14] Nar
to show the player the location
of the enemy behind walls.
[05:19] Chio
Okay! Now I'm gonna dash
the hell outta here—
[05:23] Guy
Damn it. My hair got messed up from sweat.
[05:26] Guy
My hair getting messed up...
[05:30] Guy
Really gets me down...
[05:32] Chio
Yeah, I probably shouldn't
just rely on my instincts.
[05:35] Chio
Thinking back...
[05:37] Chio
Remembering when I entered,
[05:40] Chio
I think there was a bus stop
right in front of this bathroom.
[05:44] Chio
I guess there are usually a lot
of people walking around here.
[05:49] Chio
It must've been a miracle that
I got in without being seen.
[05:52] Chio
Which means... my only way out...
[05:58] Chio
doesn't exist.
SIGN Cleaning
[06:06] Chio
This must be the storage closet.
[06:08] Chio
No wonder this door looked different.
SIGN Escape Successful!
SIGN Clear time
SIGN Total kill count
SIGN Avoiding alerts
SIGN Clear rank
[06:37] Chio
That's how it'd go in an assassin game.
[06:39] Chio
That'll probably work.
[06:40] Chio
Should I do it to protect
my honor as a maiden?
[06:43] Chio
Is it worth going to prison?
[06:45] Chio
What am I even talking about?
[06:48] Chio
I wonder if there's
anything else I can use...
[06:53] Chio
What's this?
[06:54] Chio
I've never seen this in the women's
bathroom. I wonder what it is...
[07:00] Chio
If I use this properly,
I might be able to escape!
[07:03] Chio
If I can just buy some time...
[07:05] Guy
Now that my hair's fly
again, I feel better...
[07:09] Chio
First, I'll carefully...
SIGN Cleaning
[07:11] Chio
set this here.
[07:13] Chio
And the exit's... on the other side!
[07:17] Chio
Yes... This light that shines into my eyes...
[07:19] Chio
This is... my door of hope!
[07:32] Chio
Okay... There are definitely fewer
people walking by on this side.
[07:37] Chio
But not yet...
[07:41] Chio
The situation's not good.
[07:45] Guy
They're cleaning?! Seriously?!
I'm about to piss myself!
[07:48] Guy
Ma'am! Ma'am! Do you mind
if I come in real quick?
[07:52] Guy
I'm coming in.
SIGN Cleaning
[07:53] Guy
It's an emergency!
[07:56] Chio
Trap... activated!
[08:00] Guy
What the...
[08:01] Guy
Th-There's piss everywhere!
Talk about a disaster area!
[08:08] Guy
I'll go somewhere else...
[08:11] Chio
My plan to buy time worked!
[08:13] Chio
I probably threw out way too much tea.
[08:15] Chio
Sorry, whoever has to clean this up!
[08:18] Chio
Now, then... How are things outside?
[08:21] Chio
This arrangement...
[08:23] Chio
Two girls in miniskirts...
Otherwise, only old guys around!
[08:26] Chio
Now's my chance! I'm glad I waited!
[08:30] Chio
He should be on the other
side of that wall...
[08:33] Chio
Go!
[08:36] Chio
Random mysterious and colorful
ball I found in the storage closet!
SIGN Silence
[08:41] Chio
Huh?
[08:42] Guy
Whoa! This is awful!
Talk about a disaster area!
[08:47] Chio
Firing all rounds!
[08:54] Girl
So I found this yummy snack
at the hundred yen store...
[09:00] Girl
Aw, a kitty!
[09:03] Girl
Oh, my gosh! He's so cute!
[09:07] Girl
Let's take a video!
[09:09] Girl
Let's send it to everyone in class!
[09:11] Girl
Let's!
[09:13] Girl
Look over here! You're so cute!
[09:17] Chio
That should create a blind spot...
[09:21] Chio
And in that instant...
[09:24] Chio
This is my chance!
[09:27] Girl
I wish he'd look over here a little more.
[09:29] Girl
Come on, just a little more.
[09:30] Guys
A little more... A little more... A little more...
[09:34] Chio
Huh?!
[09:38] Chio
Huh? I can't get out? Did I gain weight?!
[09:41] Chio
This is the worst possible...
[09:46] Girl
Huh?
[09:47] Chio
I'm free!
[09:55] Chio
Ow...
[09:57] Girl
Uh...
[09:58] Girl
You sort of appeared out of nowhere
and scared the crap out of us.
[10:01] Guy
That was some speed...
[10:04] Guy
Are you okay?
[10:05] Girl
Actually, where did you even come from?
[10:08] Chio
G... G-G-G...
[10:09] Chio
George!
[10:11] Chio
George! I finally found you!
[10:14] Chio
So this is where you went
when you ran out of the house!
[10:17] Chio
I was so surprised, I couldn't help but jump!
[10:19] Chio
Yeah! I totally just jumped at you!
[10:24] Chio
George! George, wait!
[10:26] Chio
At least let me thank you!
[10:30] Girl
She must really like cats...
[10:34] Girl
Oh, so am I!
[10:36] Girl
You know, this ball smells really good.
[10:39] Girl
It smells like fragrant olive.
[10:42] Girl
What a weird toy!
[10:46] Nar
It was then that the men thought....
[10:48] Sign
They stop urea from hardening
[10:48] Guy
Isn't that one of those things*
I see rolling around in urinals?
[10:51] Guy
A-Am I imagining it?
[10:54] Guy
Just thinking about it
makes me have to pee.
[10:56] Guy
I think there was a bathroom
on the other side.
[11:02] Guy
It's a disaster area!
[11:06] Guy
Chio's School Road!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[11:10] Chio
Hey, I still had one of those
mysterious balls in my pocket.
[11:18] Teach
What's this?
[11:20] Teach
I don't know what's popular these days,
[11:22] Teach
but you shouldn't bring
weird toys to school...
[11:29] Momo
My name is Shinozuka Momo.
SIGN Disciplinary
SIGN Mananacchio
[11:31] Momo
I'm the disciplinary monitor of the
Samejima Academy student council.
SIGN In use by the disciplinary committee Please be quiet
SIGN Small Meeting Room 2
[11:40] Teach
Discipline at this academy
is slowly crumbling.
[11:43] Teach
We've recently received a number of calls
[11:45] Teach
from people who live near the school
in regards to students behaving badly.
[11:48] Teach
Apparently there's a student
misbehaving where we can't see.
SIGN 12 reports of bad behavior Student showed up to school with a motorcycle gang member Suspicious female student wandering around alleys
SIGN School
SIGN Eyewitnesses in this area Is this all the same person?
[11:54] Teaech
If you hear anything,
report to me immediately.
[11:57] Momo
Th-This is my chance
[11:59] Momo
to be of use to Gotou-sensei!
[12:04] Momo
Because of that, I decided I'd
take a detour this morning
[12:07] Momo
and investigate the area
that's been reported.
[12:11] Momo
I don't see any issues.
[12:13] Momo
It looks totally peaceful.
[12:15] Momo
I wonder if the reports we received were
really about a student from our school.
[12:20] Momo
Those two walking in front of me
[12:22] Momo
are acting as students from our
school should, with calm and grace.
[12:26] Momo
As I thought, the students from Samejima
Academy are good students with high morals.
[12:34] Momo
Oh...
[12:35] Momo
A flower.
[12:38] Momo
I wonder if she's going to make a bookmark.
[12:44] Manana
Ow!
[12:49] Manana
How dare you?!
[12:55] Momo
What's going on?
[12:57] Momo
What is this?
[12:59] Momo
Th-These are girls from our school?
[13:03] Manana
You wrapped around it?
[13:05] Mana
How did you even think—
[13:06] Chio
Hup!
[13:13] Momo
Th-They're acting as if
nothing even happened...
[13:16] Chio
Does your ass hurt?
[13:18] Mana
Not at all.
SIGN Activity Report
[13:20] Momo
I-I'll...
[13:22] Momo
need to look into this.
[13:25] Chio
So, like, this part...
[13:27] Mana
Huh?
[13:27] Chio
You know.
[13:28] Mana
No, I don't.
[13:29] Chio
Oh, come on!
[13:30] Momo
They seem to have stopped...
[13:31] Mana
No way! Not happening!
[13:32] Momo
and they're arguing?
[13:35] Mana
Huh? Are you stupid?
[13:37] Momo
I can't really hear them, but...
[13:40] Mana
Jeez...
[13:41] Momo
She handed over her bag.
[13:42] Chio
Take care of my bag for me!
[13:43] Mana
Yeah, whatever.
[13:44] Momo
Huh?
[13:46] Momo
Wait, that part connects
to the top of the hill...
[13:50] Momo
C-Could that student actually be...
[13:53] Momo
taking a shortcut to school?
[13:56] Momo
But why would she even do that?
[13:59] Momo
Is there some kind of emergency?
[14:02] Momo
No, wait...
[14:03] Momo
It's faster to walk up normally.
[14:05] Momo
The expected result happened!
[14:07] Momo
Her friend doesn't look
like she's going to help.
[14:11] Mana
Hurry it up.
[14:13] Momo
Seriously, what is she doing?
[14:17] Momo
More importantly, are these two...
[14:22] Momo
really even friends?
[14:25] Momo
It doesn't seem like it to me.
[14:30] Momo
She took out some water.
[14:32] Momo
Is she giving it to her friend?
[14:36] Momo
Evidently not!
[14:42] Momo
As I thought, these two...
[14:48] Mana
Jeez...
[14:50] Chio
Manana!
[14:51] Momo
Ah, this is so beautiful...
[14:55] Momo
She watered the flowers!
[14:59] Momo
She chose flowers over her friend...
[15:02] Chio
Manana!
[15:04] Momo
Oh, no! She's lost it!
[15:11] Momo
Now they're fighting again...
[15:14] Momo
Are they truly students of Samejima Academy?
[15:18] Momo
Gotou-sensei and the student council
should have been guiding them, but...
[15:26] Momo
How unsightly...
[15:32] Momo
I cannot restrain myself any longer...
[15:35] Momo
You two! Stop this at once!
[15:37] Both
Huh?
[15:39] Momo
I'm the disciplinary monitor of the
Samejima Academy student council
[15:42] Momo
and second-year student,
[15:43] Momo
Shinozuka Momo!
[15:44] Momo
As the disciplinary monitor,
I shall give you a warning!
[15:47] Momo
You two should stop hanging
out with each other!
[15:52] Mana
Um... Isn't that...
[15:54] Chio
...the girl who's always
around Gotou-sensei?
[15:58] Momo
It was rude of me, but I have been
following you for some time now.
[16:02] Momo
You beat your friend with a whip...
[16:04] Momo
Then you didn't stop her
from climbing a wall...
[16:07] Momo
Lastly, you both fought over water.
[16:10] Momo
You two are a horrible
influence on one another!
[16:14] Momo
Listen well. True friends lift
each other up, seek righteousness,
[16:19] Momo
and punish evil-doers!
[16:24] Momo
Only those you can face hardships with,
[16:28] Momo
who will have your back in
life or death situations—
[16:30] Mana
Um...
[16:31] Mana
You probably don't have any
friends, do you, Senpai?
[16:34] Chio
There it is...
[16:35] Momo
H-How did you know?!
SIGN Activity Report
[16:37] Mana
Only people who don't have friends
talk about ideal friends.
[16:42] Mana
We've been like this ever
since we were in grade school.
[16:46] Mana
Not to mention...
[16:48] Mana
The reason I decided to go to Samejima...
[16:51] Mana
is because Chio-chan also
applied for Samejima!
[16:54] Chio
What? I didn't know that!
[16:57] Momo
Then, right here, right now,
[16:59] Momo
prove your friendship to me in
a manner that I will understand!
SIGN Activity Report
[17:02] Momo
If you cannot,
[17:03] Momo
I will report all the dangerous
activities I witnessed
[17:06] Momo
to the student council!
[17:10] Mana
We just need to make you see
that we're friends, right?
[17:14] Chio
We can't have you treat our
ten years together so lightly...
[17:19] Both
...can we?
[17:22] Both
Prove our friendship?
[17:24] Mana
How?
[17:26] Mana
Do we say each other's birthdays?
[17:27] Mana
No, even acquaintances can do that...
[17:30] Mana
The color of her panties?
The name of the person she likes?
[17:33] Mana
Wait. Those all sound easy, but...
[17:36] Chio
Manana...
[17:37] Mana
Huh?
[17:38] Chio
Let's do that one thing.
[17:41] Mana
That one thing?
[17:44] Mana
That one thing?! No way! We'll die!
[17:50] Chio
What choice do we have?
[17:53] Chio
Watch, Senpai.
[17:56] Chio
For gym class in grade school...
[17:58] Manana
...we took the theme of
friendship and created...
[18:01] Chio
...this dance.
[18:07] mana
It's called...
[18:08] Both
...Mananacchio!
[18:14] Both
Meow!
[18:15] Both
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[18:19] Both
Meowy, meowy, meowy
meow meow meow meow.
[18:23] Both
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[18:27] Both
Meowy, meowy, meowy
meow meow meow meow.
[18:37] Both
Meow...
[18:39] Both
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[18:44] Both
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
[18:52] Mana
I'm Manyanya...
[18:54] Chio
I'm Chionya, and we're...
[18:55] Both
...Mananacchio!
[19:04] Chio
Um...
[19:05] Mana
That's it...
[19:07] Momo
I'm so moved!
[19:09] Both
She's bawling?!
[19:11] Momo
I could... clearly see... the friendship...
[19:16] Momo
you worked so hard... to build...
[19:21] Momo
As promised, I won't report any of this.
[19:24] Mana
Well, uh, thanks...
[19:26] Chio
It's been so long since we did that.
[19:28] ---
I barely remembered it.
[19:30] Momo
Um, may I ask one last thing?
[19:34] Momo
Um... Well...
[19:36] Momo
How do you get closer to
someone who's important to you?
[19:44] Mana
Are you talking about Gotou-sensei?
[19:47] Momo
Huh?!
[19:47] Chio
I'm sure it is.
[19:49] Momo
But... Relationships between students
and teachers are greatly frowned upon...
[19:54] Chio
Did she basically just admit it?
[19:56] Mana
Senpai.
[19:57] Momo
Y-Yes?
[19:59] Mana
Even if there is an issue with
that kind of relationship,
[20:02] Mana
all the blame will fall on the teacher!
[20:04] Momo
Huh?
[20:05] Mana
So you just need to pursue
him as hard as you can!
[20:08] Mana
As hard as you can, okay?
[20:09] Chio
Manana's totally invested now.
[20:10] Mana
It'll totally work out!
[20:13] Momo
You really... think so?
[20:15] Mana
Yes!
[20:16] Momo
Um... Would it be okay if I talked
to you about it sometimes?
[20:21] Mana
Sure!
[20:22] Mana
Listen, you need to keep
your rivals in check! Yes!
[20:24] Momo
In check!
[20:25] Mana
And, Senpai, it's important
for girls to be mysterious.
[20:28] Momo
I see!
[20:30] Chio
Girls? Mysterious? How so?
[20:36] Momo
This concludes my report.
[20:38] Teach
No incidents... huh?
[20:41] Teach
But make sure you don't
act on your own too much.
[20:45] Momo
Yes, sir.
[20:45] Teach
By the way, your face doesn't
seem as tense as usual.
[20:49] Momo
Huh?
[20:50] Teach
Did something good happen
while you were patrolling?
[20:54] Momo
U-Um, well...
[20:57] Momo
At times like these, I'm supposed to say...
[21:01] Momo
It's a secret.
[21:06] Girl
Chio's School Road.
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[21:10] Momo
Good morning.
[21:12] Girl
Gotou-chan...
[21:14] Girl
Hear me out.
[21:16] Teach
First, you need to greet me properly.
[21:19] Momo
Nonomura-san also mentioned...
[21:21] (Flashback) Mana
Keep your rivals in check!
[21:25] Momo
U-Um...
[21:26] Mana
If you're going to talk to the advisor of
the disciplinary committee, Gotou-sensei,
[21:29] Mana
you need to look more proper...
[21:35] Girl
Oh?
[21:36] Girl
So that's what's going on...
[21:38] Girl
But... are you sure that's okay?
[21:42] Girl
If I became more prim and proper...
[21:44] Girl
I might be even more destructive, you know?
[21:47] Girl
I think our personalities
will end up overlapping.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:28] Chio
Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:30] Chio
"Everyone's Own Path" and "Chio-chan Eludes."
[23:34] Chio
Look forward to—
[23:35] Chio
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow, meow...
6 - Everyone's Own Path / Chio-chan Eludes
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SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
SIGN Everyone's Own Path
[01:36] Chio
Manana, did you see the message
from Hosokawa-san?
[01:38] Mana
Ah...
[01:40] Mana
The one about the captain of
the Kabaddi Club being missing?
[01:40] [SONG] Sign
Received Messages
From: Hosokawa-san
To: Me
Subject: I'm worried...
Kushitori-senpai from the Kabaddi Club
hasn't shown up to school or her dorm...
Have you heard anything?
Her family doesn't seem to be very worried...
[01:43] Chio
Yeah, that.
[01:44] Chio
I wonder if she got caught
up in some kind of incident.
[01:46] Mana
Uh, I don't know about that...
[01:49] Mana
What's that?
[01:50] Mana
Some kind of quadruped?
[01:56] Chio
Did you find a Samoyed?
[02:02] Both
Senpai located.
SIGN Senpai Located
[02:10] Madoka
Not yet...
[02:12] Chio
Hey, she's doing something.
[02:13] Mana
Shh!
[02:15] Madoka
One more set!
[02:16] Madoka
Kabaddi!
[02:18] Madoka
Kabaddi! Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi!
[02:28] Madoka
This... This tackle just won't do...
[02:33] Madoka
One more kaba!
[02:35] Madoka
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi,
kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[02:37] mana
What is she doing?
[02:39] Madoka
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[02:43] Chio
Don't tell me...
[02:44] Madoka
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[02:45] Chio
She's been here the whole time?
[02:47] Old
How are things going?
[02:50] Madoka
Master!
[02:51] Both
Master?!
[02:52] Old
I got some water from the stream.
[03:05] Old
I guess it's been about a
week since you arrived.
[03:09] Old
You look like you've
gotten used to life here.
[03:12] Madoka
Yes, all thanks to you.
[03:14] Madoka
I was excited about training in the mountains,
[03:17] Madoka
but I didn't expect that I wouldn't
be able to find any food.
[03:20] Madoka
And I didn't expect to run into
someone else this deep in the woods.
[03:26] Chio
Uh... This is just a neighborhood park...
[03:30] Old
Are you sure you don't need to go to school?
[03:33] Madoka
Yes. I'm not going back until
I perfect my technique.
[03:37] Madoka
I have someone... that I must defeat.
[03:41] Manana
Could she be talking about...
[03:43] Chio
Huh?
[03:44] Manana
Is this because she lost to you in kabaddi?
[03:47] Chio
Oh, no way.
[03:50] Chio
I mean, we settled the
score completely amicably.
[03:55] Madoka
I'll get you someday...
[04:02] Chio
Is that... me?
[04:04] Manana
Well, anyway, we've found her now,
[04:06] Manana
so we're gonna have to convince
her to come back to school.
[04:09] Madoka
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi...
[04:09] Manana
I'm sure Hosokawa-san is worried.
[04:12] Chio
But it doesn't look like she's going
to stop prac— Hey, she kicked me.
[04:13] Madoka
Kabaddi, kabaddi, kabaddi!
[04:16] Chio
I think things might get
complicated if I go, so...
[04:21] Chio
Manana...
[04:22] Manana
Huh?
[04:22] Chio
Go say something to cheer her up!
[04:24] Manana
Chio-chan?!
[04:25] Chio
Ignition on.
[04:26] Chio
Manana Rocket, fire!
[04:33] Madoka
Nonomura...
[04:34] Manana
Senpai, I finally found you!
[04:36] Manana
I just happened to overhear.
[04:38] Manana
If you're troubled, um, uh...
[04:41] Manana
Er, um...
[04:42] Manana
Say something to cheer her up...
[04:45] Manana
I don't think you need to get so serious
about an obscure sport like kabaddi.
[04:52] Manana
Right?
[04:55] Chio
The hell did she just say?!
[05:00] Old
I think she's trying to make you feel better.
[05:04] Old
You've got an interesting underclassman.
[05:07] Old
Hey, Kushitori?
[05:10] Madoka
It's been one whole week since I've seen...
[05:15] Madoka
Since I've seen...
[05:18] Madoka
Drool...
[05:20] Manana
Kushitori-senpai?
[05:21] Old
You've sure got it rough.
[05:24] Manana
Uh, no, I'm fine...
[05:27] Madoka
I almost lost consciousness there.
[05:30] Madoka
These feelings... Not good...
This isn't good.
[05:33] Old
You like lizards?
[05:38] Manana
Huh? Senpai?
[05:39] Madoka
S-Stay back!
[05:41] Madoka
Let go of worldly desires!
[05:43] Madoka
I came here to rid myself of wicked thoughts...
[05:47] Madoka
So that I could truly devote
myself to kabaddi...
[05:51] Madoka
I should be fine, as long as I don't look...
[05:53] Madoka
I'm... I'm... going to grasp
it... with this hand!
[05:59] Madoka
Grasp... with this hand...
[06:02] Madoka
Grasp...
[06:04] Madoka
Grasp...
[06:09] Chio
When they catch you, go like this!
[06:10] ---
Grasp...
[06:11] Chio
Make them lose their balance!
[06:12] Madoka
Grasp...
[06:14] (Flashback) Madoka
I'm not letting go!
[06:15] Madoka
Grasp...
[06:16] Chio
Hosokawa-san is coming at me as straight
and narrow as her personality is.
[06:19] Madoka
Grasp...
[06:19] (Flashback) Chio
Kabaddi!
[06:21] Chio
To get her to let go
of me, I need to do this!
[06:22] Madoka
Grasp...
[06:27] Madoka
Grasp!
[06:31] Madoka
Grasp...
[06:34] Madoka
Grasp...
[06:35] (Flashback) Yuki
Um... Kushitori-senpai?
[06:37] (Flashback) Yuki
Um...
[06:37] Madoka
Grasp!
[06:39] (Flashback) Mado
Huh?
[06:39] (Flashback) Yuki
Senpai? Miyamo-san is leaving!
[06:42] (Flashback) Mado
Huh?
[06:43] (Flashback) Yuki
Kushitori-senpai!
Your hand, your hand, your hand!
[06:46] Madoka
Back then...
[06:49] Madoka
when I grasped Yuki-chan's ass...
[06:52] Madoka
it felt so wonderful!
[06:54] Manana
Senpai?!
[06:57] Madoka
Oh, no!
[06:59] Madoka
N-No!
[07:02] Madoka
No!
[07:05] Madoka
No!
[07:08] Madoka
I can't...
[07:11] Madoka
D-Don't...
[07:15] ---
No! N...
[07:19] Manana
What? What the hell?!
[07:20] Madoka
I'm not... playing kabaddi...
[07:23] Madoka
so that I can touch girls...
[07:32] Old
I see. I think I get what's going on here.
[07:36] Madoka
Master...
[07:38] Old
Let me tell you a little story.
[07:40] Old
Believe it or not, about twenty years ago,
[07:43] Old
I was a somewhat well-known
corporate warrior.
[07:47] Old
But I began to wear myself out
as one of the company cogs.
[07:48] (Flashback) Background
Oh, yes...
[07:51] (Flashback) Background
I'm terribly sorry...
[07:52] Old
I had money, but my soul was withering away,
[07:56] Old
and I was at my wit's end.
[07:58] Old
Then, one morning...
[08:00] Old
I came across some
high school girls on the train.
[08:04] Old
They were both so full of energy...
[08:08] Old
I almost felt as though some of
their energy was rubbing off on me.
[08:12] (Flashback) Girl
See you later.
[08:13] (Flashback) Girl 2
Bye.
[08:14] Old
So...
[08:19] Old
I just... I just wanted her
to share a little more...
[08:23] Old
Just a tiny bit... Just enough...
[08:27] Old
to help me get through that day.
[08:30] ---
Just a tiny bit... of her energy...
[08:39] Old
And then, I lost everything, so I came here.
[08:43] Madoka
I had no idea...
[08:45] Old
Kushitori, I envy you...
[08:50] Old
Listen well.
[08:52] Old
It's the special privilege of a high school girl
to be able to touch other high school girls.
[08:57] Old
What are your true feelings, Kushitori?
[09:02] Madoka
My...
[09:04] Madoka
My...
[09:06] Madoka
I...
[09:09] Madoka
Master...
[09:16] Madoka
I want...
[09:19] Madoka
to grope some asses...
[09:22] Voice
Three points.
[09:25] Chio
Um... I couldn't really hear
what they were saying,
[09:30] Chio
but it looks like it's all worked out?
[09:32] Chio
Good job, Manana.
[09:34] Chio
I guess I'll contact Hosokawa-san...
and take all the credit.
[09:39] Chio
Considering how big this incident was,
I should score major points.
[09:45] Old
Well said. So how about it?
[09:47] Old
Now that you've reaffirmed your own feelings,
[09:50] Old
haven't you gained a new perspective?
[09:53] Manana
Uh, could someone explain what's going on?
[09:57] Madoka
What... is this feeling?
[09:59] Madoka
I can feel it... on a molecular level...
[10:02] Madoka
This feeling that makes my blood boil...
[10:12] Chio
Huh?
[10:12] Madoka
I now... fully understand!
[10:18] Madoka
I have discovered that the
Way of Kaba is to grope!
SIGN I have discovered that the Way of Kaba is to grope
[10:26] Old
Looks like she's found her own Way of Kaba.
[10:30] Manana
Way of Kaba?
[10:31] Madoka
Master and Nonomura...
[10:36] Madoka
You two have truly opened my eyes.
[10:38] Manana
Wait, me?
[10:40] Madoka
I think I can truly see...
the secret technique of kabaddi now.
[10:45] Madoka
Nonomura.
[10:46] Manana
Yes?
[10:47] Madoka
Will you accept my technique?
[10:49] Manana
Huh?!
[10:50] Manana
No, um... no, no, no...
[10:50] Madoka
I promise I won't hurt you,
but I want to try it.
[10:53] Madoka
Here I come!
[10:56] Manana
Miyamo-san is hiding right over there!
[11:00] Chio
Traitor!
[11:05] Chio
Huh? This doesn't hurt at all.
[11:08] Chio
Actually, it feels like I'm
wrapped in a down comforter...
[11:13] Master
Well, isn't that something?
[11:16] Madoka
I've perfected it... The ultimate tackle.
[11:19] Madoka
Miyamo! It's been so long!
[11:20] Chio
U-Um, Kushitori-senpai?
[11:22] Chio
Could you forgive me
for that match already?
[11:23] Madoka
It matters not!
[11:25] Madoka
Right now, I'm just going
to grope your ass.
[11:26] Chio
No!
[11:28] Chio
Senpai! Please put me down!
[11:30] Madoka
No.
[11:32] Madoka
Ah...
[11:34] Madoka
With every grope,
[11:36] Madoka
I feel as though I'm breathing
in the purest mountain air.
[11:42] Madoka
I want to play kabaddi...
[11:45] Madoka
I want to feel the shape of
every female kabaddi player's ass...
[11:51] Old
What a beautiful sight...
[11:55] Chio
There has to be a way out of this...
[11:58] Chio
I know! It should be about time—
[11:59] Yuki
Kushitori-senpai!
[12:02] Yuki
You really are here!
Miyamo-san messaged me...
[12:06] Madoka
Yuki-chan...
[12:07] Yuki
Wait, what are you doing?
[12:10] Madoka
Oh, Yuki-chan, this is just...
[12:12] Chio
Come to think of it,
[12:13] Chio
since there's a track meet
coming up, Hosokawa-san's body
[12:17] Chio
should be in perfect shape right about now!
[12:20] Madoka
Perfect... shape...
[12:25] Yuki
Senpai?!
[12:39] Chio
If anyone can outrun her, Hosokawa-san can.
[12:41] Chio
Now, all that's left is...
[12:42] Chio
Manana!
[12:46] Chio
Now I'm gonna grope your ass!
[12:49] Old
No matter the era,
[12:51] Old
they're always so energetic,
radiant, and full of passion.
[12:54] Old
I feel as though I've regained
those feelings I lost so long ago.
[13:04] Old
High school girls are the best, damn it!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[13:10] Old
Chio's School Road.
[13:14] Yuki
I can't believe you made me a scapegoat...
You're so mean, Miyamo-san.
[13:17] Manana
I know, right? That was so awful!
[13:20] Chio
I'm sorry, Hosokawa-san!
I didn't know what else to do!
[13:24] Yuki
Well, I guess I forgive you. Playing tag
with Kushitori-senpai was pretty fun.
[13:29] Manana
Huh?
[13:31] Chio
I'm usually with Manana, and it's
not like she ever apologizes,
[13:34] Chio
so I don't know what to say
in situations like these!
[13:34] ---
Th-Th... Th... Th-Thank—
SIGN Chio-chan Eludes
[13:42] Chio
Man, that new game was so worth it!
[13:45] Chio
Definitely worth the 3-year wait!
[13:49] Chio
Infiltrating the base as an enemy spy
and eliminating a terrorist group,
[13:54] Chio
I successfully saved America.
[13:57] Chio
But man, overseas games sure like scenarios
where they're saving their own country.
[14:02] Chio
Let's see... It's supposed to
be the direction the sun rises,
[14:05] Chio
so I think east is that way.
[14:08] Chio
You'd better thank me, America!
[14:11] Chio
But in all honesty,
[14:14] Chio
my commute to school after playing
a game always gets me on edge...
[14:19] Chio
Especially the corners!
[14:20] Chio
I mean, if there are enemies
on both sides, I'll be surrounded.
[14:24] Chio
I can't help but be on edge...
[14:27] Mom
Huh?
[14:35] Chio
No enemies.
[14:36] Chio
And then, I'll swiftly turn...
[14:39] Chio
Don't let your guard down...
Don't let your guard down.
[14:43] Chio
Okay.
[14:51] Chio
All clear.
[14:52] Chio
Come in. The path is clear.
[14:57] Mom
So... um...
[15:00] Mom
Takkun, make sure you always look both
ways just like that young lady did.
[15:05] Takkun
Okay!
[15:11] Chio
Hey, that's... Manana.
[15:13] Chio
Hey!
[15:14] Chio
Hold on a sec.
[15:16] Chio
This terrain... It's almost like...
[15:18] Chio
the one narrow path you
get in infiltration games!
[15:22] Chio
The enemy hasn't noticed me yet. This is...
[15:27] Chio
Manana!
[15:30] Manana
Huh? I could've sworn I
just heard Chio-chan...
[15:36] Chio
I'm right here!
[15:39] Chio
Just you wait, Manana.
[15:41] Chio
I'm going to get closer...
[15:45] Chio
and just like in the game...
[15:46] Chio
I'll surprise her!
SIGN Boo!
[15:48] Chio
I can't wait to see the
surprised look on her face!
[15:53] Manana
Was I just hearing things?
[15:59] Chio
Huh?
[16:00] Chio
This is a lot harder than I thought!
[16:05] Chio
Whoa! That looks like it'd
come up to my waist!
[16:09] Manana
Well, whatever.
[16:10] Chio
Crap! I can't go further like in the game!
[16:13] Chio
I-I'm going to fall!
[16:15] Chio
If I fall from here, I might not
get hurt, but I'll be soaked.
SIGN Slosh
[16:20] Chio
And if my bag gets wet,
my textbooks will get all wrinkly!
[16:23] Chio
That must not happen!
[16:25] Chio
While I still have a grip, I need to
give up on moving sideways, and...
[16:29] Chio
Actually, this fence looks
awkwardly hard to scale...
[16:36] [SONG] Sign
Finished
[16:38] Chio
M-Manana...
SIGN Gyaaanana
SIGN Huh? What?
SIGN Could this be...
SIGN Heeeeee
[16:42] Manana
C-Could this be... a ghost?!
SIGN lllllllp
SIGN Meeee
SIGN eeeeee
[16:47] Manana
What? You wanna curse me?
[16:50] Manana
You hate this world, right?
[16:52] Manana
I'm not scared of you at all!
[16:54] Manana
The humans working hard
and sweating in this world
[16:58] Manana
that you hate so much are the strongest!
[17:05] Manana
Hey, did I purify it?
[17:08] Chio
No one cares about that.
[17:10] Manana
Don't tell me...
[17:14] Manana
Chio-chan!
[17:15] Chio
Help! My arms can't...
[17:22] Chio
W-Wait, Manana! Stop messing around!
[17:25] Manana
Say, Chio-chan.
[17:27] Manana
Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if you fell.
You probably won't get hurt.
[17:30] Chio
Huh?!
[17:33] Manana
You were totally trying to play
a trick on me, weren't you?
[17:37] Manana
If you keep doing crazy things like that,
you're really going to get hurt someday.
[17:41] Manana
It'll probably do you some
good to endure a little pain.
[17:46] Manana
Don't get me wrong.
I'm saying this for your sake...
[17:50] Manana
I'm your best friend, after all.
[17:52] Chio
Why do you have your camera out?!
[17:53] Chio
You're kidding me!
[17:55] Chio
I totally thought we'd be able to
reaffirm our friendship like this!
[17:56] Manana
Hang on!
SIGN Grasp
[17:57] Manana
Chio-chan!
[17:58] Chio bg
Manana!
[17:59] Manana
Gonna switch over to video
and add in some HD...
[17:59] Chio
So that's how it's going to be... I see.
[18:02] Chio
I see how it is, Manana.
[18:04] Chio
Apparently, I lacked resolve myself.
[18:07] Chio
I'm going to use... my last ounce of strength...
[18:10] Chio
Come on, partner!
[18:16] Chio
Let's both descend to hell together!
[18:25] Manana
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[18:26] Manana
Wait, no! Oh, shit!
Let go! I don't wanna!
[18:30] Manana
Where the hell did all
that energy come from?!
[18:33] Chio
When I realized that you
were going to abandon me,
[18:35] Chio
my body just moved on its own!
[18:37] Manana
This bitch is more stubborn than any ghost!
[18:40] Manana
What the hell are we supposed to do now?!
[18:41] Chio
We'll get through it by working together!
[18:44] Manana
Huh?! Why?!
[18:45] Manana
You did this all on your own, Chio-chan!
[18:48] Manana
Don't drag me into it!
[18:50] Manana
I bet this is because of
some game again, isn't it?!
SIGN Gulp
[18:53] Manana
You're seriously going to
get a game over IRL someday!
[18:56] Manana
Give me a break! How stupid can you be?!
[18:59] Manana
You're not a kid! You're in high school!
Do you understand that?!
[19:02] Manana
Why don't you use your head
once in a while?! I swear!
[19:07] Manana
Hey, wait...
[19:09] Manana
She's crying?!
[19:10] ---
Manana...
[19:14] Chio
I'm sorry...
[19:19] Chio
I just wanted to surprise you a little bit...
[19:27] Manana
Okay, fine.
[19:30] Manana
Let's get through this together.
[19:33] Manana
So, what do you want me to do?
[19:36] Chio
Um... First, could you take my bag?
[19:40] Manana
Ugh... Come on. Hurry up and hand it over!
[19:43] Chio
Manana!
[19:47] Manana
Okay!
[19:48] Manana
I got your bag! What next?
[19:50] Chio
Grab my arm!
[19:52] Manana
Like this?
[19:54] Chio
Don't let go, no matter what!
[19:57] Manana
I got it, so stop crying!
[19:59] Chio
Pull as hard as you can!
[20:01] Manana
Ready, and...
[20:20] Chio
I'm okay now.
[20:22] Chio
I'm saved!
[20:25] Chio
Thank you...
[20:26] Chio
Thank you so much.
[20:28] Manana
I guess we can consider your surprise
somewhat of a success, too.
[20:32] Chio
Now we can head to school toge—
[20:35] Chio
Sorry, I let my guard down...
[20:40] Chio
Manana...
[20:42] Manana
I told you that I wouldn't let you go.
[20:47] Chio
Manana... Hurry up and
pull me back, would you?
[20:53] Manana
Uh, it's taking everything
I have to hold you up...
[20:56] Manana
I think my legs have just about had it...
[21:00] Chio
No, no, you're the only one who
can move right now, Manana.
[21:03] Chio
Try harder.
[21:06] Manana
Is that any way to talk to someone
who just saved your life?!
[21:08] Chio
You haven't saved me yet!
[21:11] Manana
Huh?! I don't mind letting
go of you, you know!
[21:14] Chio
We're both going to fall
at this rate! Too bad!
[21:16] Manana
No! You can fall by yourself!
[21:18] Chio
No way!
[21:19] Manana
You piss me off! I'm so going to let go!
[21:27] Both
Please help us!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[21:31] Mom
Chio's School Road.
[21:37] Chio
Y-You saved us...
[21:39] Salaryman
That was dangerous.
[21:40] Salaryman
You're students at Samejima Academy, right?
[21:43] Salarayman
What are your names?
[21:44] Chio
Nono—
[21:44] Manana
Miya—
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:20] Yuki
Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:23] yuki
"Convenience Store Chio-chan,"
[23:24] yuki
"Chio-chan and the Duel,"
and "Remnants of That Day."
[23:29] Yuki
Look forward to it!
[23:32] Yuki
Kushitori-senpai was so fast...
[23:36] Yuki
Maybe I wouldn't mind her
groping me a little bit...
7 - Convenience Store Chio-chan / Chio-chan and the Duel / Remnants of That Day
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SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
SIGN Convenience Store Chio-chan
[01:33] Chio
It's that day of the month again!
[01:35] Chio
The day my favorite hardcore
Western game magazine goes on sale!
[01:41] Chio
Gotta read it at the store before school!
SIGN Soft Serve
SIGN Soft Serve Deluxe
[01:44] Andou
Welcome.
[01:46] Chio
Huh?
[01:48] Chio
What?
[01:49] Chio
It's not here!
[01:51] Chio
You can't be serious!
[01:53] Chio
But this is the only local convenience store
that sells that magazine! It's a godsend!
[01:57] Chio
I can't imagine it sold out
first thing in the morning.
[02:01] Chio
This wasn't here last month...
[02:05] Chio
A BL game magazine...
[02:08] Chio
Wait, does this mean they stopped
getting Western game magazines
[02:11] Chio
and started getting more BL magazines?
[02:14] Chio
In a word, they've been exterminated...
[02:16] Chio
It's been exterminated by h**os.
[02:19] Chio
This isn't good.
[02:20] Narrator
What exactly isn't good?
[02:22] Nar
If we roughly explain the Western
games that Chio-chan likes so much...
[02:26] nar
The protagonists are usually old guys,
[02:28] nar
or guns, and the heroines are gorillas.
[02:31] (Flashback) Chio
The highlight is when the
aliens operate on him,
[02:34] (Flashback) Chio
and they take a buzzsaw to his legs and—
SIGN It's pretty violent
[02:36] Nar
They're pretty violent and
usually don't do well in Japan.
SIGN Around the release time of a new game
SIGN Languages Interface | Full Audio | Subtitles
SIGN German French
[02:41] Nar
And because of that, the few
players they have suffer...
[02:44] (Flashback) Chio
It's a huge title, but there's
no Japanese version!
SIGN Official Update
[02:46] Nar
You'll have to pay about 3,000 yen
more for the Japanese version.
[02:50] (Flashback) Chio
They're taking advantage of us!
[02:52] (Flashback) Chio
I'll still buy it, though...
[02:53] Nar
This is what happens every time.
[02:55] Nar
And because of those unfortunate events...
[02:58] (Flashback) Chio
This game isn't popular in Japan,
[03:00] (Flashback) Chio
but the series has sold over ten
million copies around the world!
[03:03] (Flashback) Chio
Doesn't this mean Japanese
people's tastes are off?
[03:07] (Flashback) Chio
What the hell is with Japanese RPGs, anyway?!
[03:10] (Flashback) Chio
Everyone's drawn so hot that
people overseas think they're gay.
[03:13] (Flashback) Chio
How the hell is this kid
even holding that weapon?!
[03:16] (Flashback) Chio
Why is this barely-dressed host
guy even on the battlefield?!
[03:19] (Flashback) Chio
Go back to Shinjuku!
[03:20] Nar
Is what she ends up saying.
[03:22] Nar
She's harboring some unjustified resentment.
[03:24] Chio
If only people liked macho guys more...
[03:27] Chio
Western games would catch on,
[03:28] Chio
and I wouldn't have to pay an extra
3,000 yen for Japanese language packs...
[03:31] Chio
All I wish for...
[03:33] Chio
is the prosperity of Japanese games,
in harmony with the world...
SIGN Kyle
SIGN "I never knew you could look like that..."
SIGN Aren't you interested in my thick, full lips?
[03:44] [SONG] Sign
Benedito
[03:44] Guy
Aren't you interested in my thick, full lips?
[03:49] Chio
Oh?
[03:51] Chio
Well, considering this magazine
specializes in the subject,
[03:54] Chio
it's showing a wide range of characters...
[03:56] Chio
I figured all the guys
would be super scrawny.
[04:00] [SONG] Sign
Benedito
SIGN To think there's a place in this country that's even hotter than my home...
[04:00] Guy
To think there's a place in this country
that's even hotter than my home...
[04:12] Chio
Wait... This is more extreme
than I thought it'd be,
[04:15] Chio
but in a different way than Western games.
[04:17] Chio
Are they even allowed to sell
these at a convenience store?
SIGN The cruel yet
mysterious man: Fukayama
"I only know of Hell."
[04:20] Guy
I only know of Hell.
[04:23] Chio
This old guy seems like
an experienced assassin.
[04:27] Chio
Someone like him couldn't possibly...
[04:29] Chio
There's no way this old guy...
SIGN Ba-dump Ba-dump Ba-dump...
[04:32] Chio
Yeah, there's no way—
SIGN Heaven... I'm in Heavwen...
[04:33] Guy
Heaven... I'm in Heavwen...
[04:48] Chio
I have... 750 yen on me.
[04:51] Chio
No... It's not like that.
[04:53] Chio
It's not that I've accepted this, but I'll
admit that I lacked awareness of it.
[04:58] Chio
I'll have to look into this further later,
[05:01] Chio
so I'm just getting it for research.
SIGN Endor
[05:04] Chio
The ad on the back is pretty extreme, too...
[05:07] Chio
There's a barcode, so I'll have
to show it at the counter,
[05:10] Chio
but it's not like the staff knows me, so...
[05:12] Andou
It's such a nice day today!
[05:14] Guy
R-Right.
[05:15] Andou
Thanks for waiting.
[05:19] Chio
Andou-san, what the hell are you doing?!
[05:22] Chio
You changed jobs?
[05:24] Chio
Or maybe he's working here and
still delivering papers...
[05:24] Andou
Thank you!
[05:27] Chio
I don't want him to get the
wrong idea about my interests...
[05:30] Chio
I guess I don't have to buy this right now.
[05:34] Chio
I damaged store merchandise!
[05:37] Chio
It must've been when I dove earlier...
[05:40] Chio
Now I have to buy it.
[05:42] Chio
Yeah!
SIGN Chinese Buns
[05:43] Chio
What's wrong with me buying
something in this store?
[05:45] Chio
What do I have to be concerned abou—
[05:48] Chio
Of course I'm embarrassed!
[05:51] Chio
You've got it all wrong!
I'm a hardcore gamer!
[05:54] Chio
What the hell is with this pervy ad, anyway?!
[05:56] Chio
But I have to buy this...
[05:59] Chio
That's it! I just have to get it
through the register, so...
[06:03] Chio
Camouflage!
[06:04] Chio
Since time immemorial, when guy
students would buy pervy books,
SIGN New Series
[06:07] Chio
they would put a normal book on
top to make it less conspicuous.
SIGN Endor
[06:11] Chio
If I just put J**p on top
[06:12] Chio
so only the barcode is showing, maybe I can...
SIGN Poster and color pages to
commemorate the movie release!
SIGN New Series
[06:16] Chio
All right! I'm gonna get J**p!
[06:18] Chio
Wait, I can't!
[06:19] Chio
If I buy the BL magazine,
I'll only have 210 yen left!
[06:23] Chio
That's not enough...
[06:26] Chio
And I finally set things
straight with Andou-san, too...
[06:29] Chio
Somehow, it's harder to have
him think of me as a gamer
[06:32] Chio
who's into this type of stuff
than as a delinquent...
[06:35] Chio
I'm just going to have
to face this head-on...
SIGN Please take one
SIGN Let's Get Our Driver's License
SIGN Please take one
[06:42] Chio
Hey.
[06:43] Andou
Welcome.
[06:45] Chio
Did you change jobs?
[06:46] Andou
M-Miyamo, is that you?!
[06:48] Andou
It's been a while!
[06:50] Andou
Oh, uh, I work at the convenience
store this day of the week.
[06:53] Chio
I-I see...
[06:56] Chio
Okay, so far, so good. Now, as long
as this camouflage plan works out...
[07:00] Andou
Hey!
[07:02] Andou
This magazine...
[07:04] Chio
It's free, right?
[07:05] Andou
It's a pamphlet for driving schools!
[07:08] Chio
Huh?
[07:08] Andou
If you're getting a license at your age...
[07:10] Andou
It's for a bike, right?
[07:12] Chio
H-Huh?!
[07:16] Chio
He's fully exposed!
[07:18] Chio
U-Um...
[07:20] Chio
Shit!
[07:21] Chio
I never thought he'd be so interested
in the random magazine I picked up.
[07:24] Chio
When you let me ride with you
on your bike the other day,
[07:28] Chio
it felt really nice...
[07:30] Andou
Huh?
[07:32] Andou
M-Miyamo... Wait, don't tell me...
[07:35] Andou
No, as a guy, I should be the one to...
[07:39] Chio
Um... Could you recommend
a driving school for me?!
[07:43] Andou
S-Sure...
[07:45] Andou
That was close...
[07:47] Chio
Now I've blocked Andou-san's field of view.
[07:50] Chio
But what the hell am I supposed
to do about this pervy ad?
[07:56] Andou
The worst would be if someone
tried to hit on her...
[07:57] Chio
I know... I'll take the chocolates
next to the register, and...
[07:59] Chio
Draw two!
[07:59] Andou
I gotta find one with no idiots who think
driving school is for picking up chicks.
[08:01] Chio
I'll eliminate the perviness!
[08:04] Chio
Now it should be...
[08:07] Chio
Huh? Did it somehow get pervier?!
[08:10] Guy
Chocolate...
[08:11] Chio
Now it looks like he's wearing
some really erotic swimwear
[08:14] Chio
that makes him stand out even more!
[08:16] Chio
And it's 3-D, even!
SIGN This won't work!!
[08:18] Voice
This won't work.
[08:19] Chio
It's probably better without them...
SIGN 10 yen Chocolates
[08:22] Chio
No, I've got it all wrong.
[08:24] Chio
It actually wasn't enough!
[08:27] Chio
How about this?!
[08:36] Chio
It looks like he's wearing a tank top!
[08:39] Chio
The perviness is completely gone.
[08:42] Chio
This is my hand!
[08:45] Chio
U-Um, it looks like this
might take a while...
[08:49] Chio
So here's my email address.
[08:51] Chio
Let me know if you find a good place.
[08:53] Andou
Ba-dump...
[08:54] Andou
Leave it to me.
[08:57] Chio
Well, I have to get to school,
so could you ring me up?
[09:00] Andou
Oh, right. Sure.
[09:06] Andou
One magazine, and...
[09:09] Andou
the sweets... um...
[09:12] Chio
I'll add one more! That makes fifteen!
[09:14] Andou
Huh?
SIGN Alcohol | Cigarettes
SIGN We Will Verify Your Age
[09:16] Andou
Fifteen...
[09:17] Chio
And here's the money!
[09:20] Andou
Okay, here's your change...
[09:23] Chio
I don't need a bag!
[09:24] Chio
I-I'll just take it like this!
[09:26] Andou
Are you sure about that?!
[09:28] Andou
Huh? Wait, Miyamo!
[09:30] Chio
Oh, it's fine! I'm going to
read it on my way to school!
[09:34] Chio
Good, good, good! That totally fooled him!
[09:37] Chio
Mission complete! Now I just have to put
it in my bag once I leave the store...
[09:40] Andou
Hold it, Miyamo!
[09:42] Chio
Wh-What?
[09:43] Andou
I just wanted to confirm this part
in your address. Is it "bl" or "lol"?
[09:47] Chio
It's "bl"!
[09:49] Chio
I'll be going now.
[09:51] Andou
Miyamo!
[09:52] Chio
The heck?!
[09:53] Andou
It's just... Are those called BL games?
[09:57] Andou
You probably shouldn't walk around
with that magazine out in the open.
[10:01] Chio
Huh?
[10:03] Andou
Don't get me wrong. I'm not judging
your interests or anything.
[10:09] Andou
But... that magazine's a bit pervy, so...
[10:14] Andou
And some people are
prejudiced against that stuff.
[10:17] Andou
Also, it's dangerous to
read while you're walking.
[10:21] Andou
I might be meddling,
[10:24] Andou
but I'm worried.
[10:27] Andou
I know... Okay.
[10:30] Andou
Just one second.
[10:32] Andou
We have paper bags, too.
[10:34] Andou
There, all set!
[10:37] Andou
But to think you can't even
wait until after school...
[10:40] Andou
You must really love games, Miyamo.
[10:44] Chio
Yeah...
[10:47] Manana
Hey, what's with all that
chocolate, Chio-chan?
[10:51] Manana
Is that your lunch?
[10:53] Chio
Don't judge my choices.
[10:55] Manana
What?
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[10:59] Guy
Chifwo's Schfool Woad!
[11:02] Game
You lose.
SIGN Yuzu: "You lose."
[11:02] Kohai
Jeez...
[11:03] Kohai
You finally contact me, and it's just to
ask if you can borrow my gaming console?
[11:07] Andou
I'm just doing some research.
[11:09] Andou
Don't pry into it.
SIGN Yuzu: "You belong to me now... Got it?"
[11:10] Game
You belong to me now... Got it?
[11:13] Andou
Though, I mean... I guess this isn't the kind
of game two guys should play together, huh?
[11:18] Andou
It feels kind of awkward...
[11:20] Kohai
A-Andou-san... I...
[11:28] Chiharu
Glance... Glance...
[11:31] Chiharu
Stare...
SIGN Chio-chan and the Duel
[11:33] Guy A
Hey, that girl's wearing the
Eihei Girls' Academy uniform.
[11:36] Guy B
That's the private school
for super rich girls, right?
[11:39] Guy A
It's rare to see someone
like that around here.
[11:41] Manana
Are you sure you weren't dreaming?
[11:42] Chio
No! They were really there!
[11:44] Manana
No way!
[11:45] Chio
No, really!
[11:47] Chio
But if you catch one...
[11:48] Chiharu
You two! Duel with me!
[11:51] Manana
It must've been something else.
[11:53] Chio
No, it really was a monkey!
[11:55] Manana
On your roof?
[11:56] Chio
And there were two of them!
[11:57] Manana
What?
[11:59] Manana
Okay, then act out what
kind of monkeys they were.
[12:01] Chio
Ook! Ook, ook, ook!
[12:04] Chio
They kinda looked like my dad.
[12:06] Manana
Hurgh!
[12:08] Chio
Manana? Was it that funny?
SIGN Staaaab
[12:17] Chio
Manana?!
[12:18] Chiharu
Okay, I defeated the stronger-looking one.
[12:21] Chiharu
You're next, four-eyes!
[12:24] Chio
Wait, what the hell?
[12:25] Chiharu
I challenged you to a duel, remember?
[12:28] Chio
Uh, I guess I did hear something...
You were talking to us?
[12:32] Chiharu
Shut up and stick out your ass!
[12:35] Chio
So you can give me an enema?
[12:36] Chiharu
Not an enema! This is a duel!
[12:40] Chio
She goes to a really rich
school, doesn't she?
[12:42] Chio
So why is she doing something so vulgar?
[12:44] Chio
Wait... Maybe this isn't really
a face-off, but an "ass-off,"
[12:48] Chio
or something witty like that?
[12:52] Chiharu
The way you move... You must
be experienced in ass-offs!
[12:56] Chio
She actually called it an ass-off!
[13:00] Chiharu
This four-eyes...
[13:02] Chiharu
Sh-She can't be...
[13:05] Chiharu
Sh-She's trying one more time!
[13:10] Chiharu
I never thought I'd run
into another master...
[13:15] Chiharu
of the Two Hands!
[13:18] Chiharu
It's a risky stance that relies
on multiple attacks and reach,
[13:21] Chiharu
but your fingers can easily get injured.
[13:24] Chiharu
Everyone knows how Takagi from Class 3
[13:27] Chiharu
tried that stance half-assedly
and broke her fingers...
[13:30] Chiharu
Where did you learn that?
[13:33] Chio
Don't underestimate how much it sucked
going to a public grade school.
[13:38] Chiharu
So you're somewhat skilled...
[13:40] Chiharu
Interesting... You stupid four-eyes!
[13:51] Manana
Damn it...
[13:52] Manana
You reminded me of how Chio-chan
used to do this to me all the time.
[13:56] Manana
So, what do you want to do?
[13:58] Chio
First, we'll restrain her in a way
I found on the Internet, then...
[14:01] Chio
carry her!
[14:02] Manana
That looks insanely bad!
[14:04] Chiharu
Pout...
[14:07] Chio
Now, then... Little girl, will you
just tell us your name already?
[14:12] Chiharu
Hmph...
[14:13] Manana
Grr.
[14:14] Manana
We want to know why you came after us.
[14:17] Chiharu
Silence...
[14:19] Both
You brat!
[14:20] Chio
Um, could you just tell us one thing?
[14:24] Chio
Why enemas?
[14:27] Chiharu
Do you ask sumo wrestlers
why they wear thongs?
[14:34] Chio
Wait, what?
[14:36] Manana
What's with this girl?
[14:39] Chiharu
I just... can't forgive girls
from Samejima Academy.
[14:43] Chiharu
I targeted you two because you seemed weak.
[14:47] Chiharu
That's it.
[14:52] Manana
She's trying to act cool,
but she sounds super lame!
[14:55] Chio
And she got her ass handed to her
by someone she thought was weak!
[14:59] Both
Right?
[15:02] Chio
This girl's scary, in a lot of ways.
[15:04] Manana
This is more than we can handle alone.
[15:07] Chio
Yeah.
[15:08] Chio
Let's punish her on a social
level and make her cry.
[15:10] Manana
First, we'll contact her school,
which will get her parents involved.
[15:14] Chio
Then you can go to the hospital
and get a medical certificate.
[15:17] Manana
What? Am I going to be a proctologist?
[15:21] Chio
Come to think of it, there was a
proctologist at the Shiriyama Clinic...
[15:25] Chio
Manana? Was it that funny?
[15:34] Chio
Manana?!
[15:36] Chiharu
Who did you say lost to you?
[15:38] Chiharu
I can always trust my flexible shoulders.
[15:42] Chiharu
I can still fight.
[15:52] Chio
How dare you do that to Manana?!
[15:54] Chiharu
You four-eyed piece of shit!
[16:00] Chiharu
You can meet the same fate as pigtails!
[16:03] Chio
H-Huh?
[16:05] Chio
Did we...
[16:07] Chio
just end up in the central area of the park?
[16:10] Chiharu
This handicap is enough...
[16:12] Chio
Wait!
[16:12] Chio
T-Time out...
[16:14] Chiharu
What?! Where'd all your enthusiasm go, huh?!
SIGN Ack Ack Ack Ack
[16:18] Chio
U-Um...
[16:20] Chio
We need to be quiet when
we're at the park, okay?!
[16:22] Chio
Sh-Shit...
[16:24] Chio
We got so into it that we
ended up in front of people!
[16:28] Chio
If you think about this logically...
[16:31] Chio
I'm in a serious enema
battle with a little girl...
[16:33] Chio
Come on! Show me your ass!
I'm gonna stick my fingers up there!
[16:37] Lady
Is this an incident?!
[16:39] Chio
I just look like a dangerous person!
[16:41] Chio
Her thumbs being bound
really doesn't help!
[16:44] Chiharu
Say your prayers!
[16:46] Chio
Bring it down a notch, damn it!
[16:47] Chio
In that case...
[16:50] Chio
I got her. Now I'm going to use
this momentum and get out of here!
[16:53] Guy
Were they practicing how to dance?
[16:55] Lady
Who knows?
[16:56] Chio
Thank goodness. We're decently far now.
[17:00] Chio
I'll take her into the woods
and stab her— Urf!
[17:11] Chiharu
You fool.
[17:12] Chio
What the hell, property managers?!
[17:14] Chio
You couldn't even take care of that?!
[17:17] Chiharu
You just self-destructed.
Now, I'll finish you off.
[17:20] Chio
C-Could you just tell me your
motive before you finish me off?
[17:26] Chiharu
Fine. My motive...
[17:29] Chiharu
is to get revenge for my older brother!
[17:37] Chiharu
Let go of me! Who the hell are you?
[17:39] Chio
K-Kushitori-senpai!
[17:42] Chio
What are you doing here?
[17:43] Kushitori
I was lured here by the screams
of a woman. Now, I am here.
[17:48] (Flashback) Kushitori
A woman's scream!
[17:49] Kushitori
I was training for kabaddi,
and I heard a delightful yelp.
[17:53] Chio
That's right... This is the park with
the woods that Senpai camped out in.
[17:58] Kushitori
To think I'd find such a
cute little bunny rabbit...
[18:03] Chiharu
I'm gonna shove one right up your ass!
[18:06] Kushitori
All right! Fine by me!
[18:12] Chiharu
Huh?
[18:13] Kushitori
Go on... Bring it!
[18:17] Chiharu
What's with this ass? I've stuck my
fingers up many an ass before, but...
[18:22] Chiharu
I-I'm not sure how,
but there's something different!
[18:27] Chiharu
If I were to stick my fingers up her ass,
[18:30] Chiharu
I have a feeling it'll be something
other than an ass-off...
[18:33] Kushitori
Do you see now?
[18:37] Kushitori
You shouldn't recklessly hurt another
woman's body, or harm your own.
[18:44] Kushitori
Womanhood should be
polished, lovely maiden.
[18:48] Chio
Yup.
[18:51] Kushitori
As a lady, you need to grow up
more aware of what you are.
[18:55] Kushitori
You mustn't get so caught
up in such vulgar games.
[19:01] Chio
You heard her!
[19:06] Chiharu
Dumbasses! Dumbasses! Dumbasses! Dumbasses!
[19:09] Chiharu
Dumbasses!
[19:13] Kushitori
What's your relationship with that girl?
[19:15] Chio
I don't actually know her.
She just attacked me out of nowhere.
[19:19] Kushitori
That must've been rough.
[19:21] Kushitori
Well, I'm going to head to school.
[19:23] Chio
Oh, okay...
[19:25] Chio
Senpai saved me...
[19:29] Chio
Manana?!
SIGN Menacing
[19:30] Manana
That little brat... I'm going to kill her!
[19:33] Manana
I'm going to stick both
my hands up her ass
[19:35] Manana
and give her an appendectomy myself...
[19:38] Chio
Yikes... What am I going to do with her?
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[19:41] Chiharu
Chio's School Road.
[19:46] Manana
I hate her... I hate that
little brat so much...
[19:49] Chio
You're not going to sit?
[19:50] Manana
My ass hurts...
[19:52] Chio
What about lunch?
[19:53] Manana
I'm not hungry...
[19:55] Chio
What if you run into that girl again?
[19:56] Manana
If that happens...
[19:58] Yuki
Manana-chan, want to go to the school shop?
[20:00] Manana
I'm going to kill— Let's go!
[20:03] Chio
Man, you're talented.
SIGN Remnants of That Day
[20:10] Chio
What's up?
[20:12] Manana
That old lady's been sitting
there a lot lately, hasn't she?
[20:16] Manana
She's always looking down...
[20:20] Manana
Come to think of it, my dad mentioned
SIGN Breakfast
Toast
Omelet
[20:23] Manana
that the place across
from where she's sitting
[20:26] Manana
used to be a forest with really
pretty hydrangeas blooming.
[20:34] (Flashback) Gramps
It's pretty.
[20:36] (Flashback) Grams
Yes.
[20:38] (Flashback) Gramps
Well, you know...
[20:40] (Flashback) Gramps
If we both continue to be healthy,
[20:42] (Flashback) Gramps
shall we come here to look
at them again every year?
[20:47] (Flashback) Grams
Yes.
[20:48] Manana
And even now, after losing her husband,
[20:52] Manana
she continues to look for
remnants of the past...
[20:55] Manana
Yet our modern society
[20:57] Manana
cares nothing about their memories
and builds right over them
[21:01] Manana
with huge boxes made of
concrete, steel, and glass,
[21:04] Manana
before anyone will even notice...
[21:12] Chio
Pardon me, ma'am...
[21:14] Chio
Would you like to have a chat with us?
[21:20] Game
There! That's it! Right there!
[21:24] Grams
Aw, shit! I broke my combo!
[21:27] Guy
Hey!
[21:28] Guy
Stop sitting there just
so you can use our Wi-Fi!
[21:31] Guy
How many times do I have to tell you that?
[21:33] Guy
I don't want to be like this,
but it's a service for our customers.
[21:37] Guy
Would it kill you to come in and
have a coffee once in a while?
[21:39] Grams
Shut up! Go to hell!
[21:45] Guy
Hey! We're going to block your device!
[21:50] Grams
I'll just hack into it anyway!
[21:55] Grams
Dumbass, dumbass, dumbass!
[21:56] Grams
See you tomorrow.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:30] girl
Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:32] girl
"Yuki-chan Doesn't Care," "Chio Fisher,"
[23:34] girl
and "Momo-chan's Story."
[23:36] Girl
Look forward to it!
[23:37] Girl
Just a little chocolate tank top!
8 - Yuki-chan Doesn't Care / Chio Fisher / Momo-chan's Story
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SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
SIGN Yuki-chan Doesn't Care
[01:46] Manana
So then what?
[01:47] Chio
And then...
[01:48] Chio
You kick up like, bam!
[01:50] Manana
That seems so weak.
[01:51] Yuki
Chio-chan! Manana-chan!
[01:54] Chio
Oh, it's Yuki-chan.
[01:55] Yuki
Good morning!
[01:57] Both
Good—
[02:09] Chio
Y-Yuki-chan, wh-what are you wearing?
[02:13] Yuki
There's a track meet this weekend,
and I've just been so excited about it!
[02:19] Yuki
Shall we head to school?
[02:20] Chio
Huh?!
[02:21] Chio
This isn't a joke?
[02:23] Manana
Hey.
[02:24] Chio
So, uh, about what you're wearing...
[02:28] Yuki
Hmm?
[02:29] Chio
U-Um...
[02:32] Chio
She's actually not embarrassed about it...
[02:35] Chio
Then again, I guess she does
track meets wearing that,
[02:38] Chio
so maybe it's rude to think
she might get embarrassed...
[02:42] Chio
That's...
[02:44] Chio
really cute!
[02:46] Yuki
I know, right?
[02:46] Manana
You're so wishy-washy!
[02:49] Manana
Really, it looks great!
[02:50] Manana
But I never knew Yuki-san was like this.
[02:51] ---
Yay!
[02:54] Manana
After walking to school
together a few times,
[02:56] Manana
we're close enough that
I can call her by name...
[02:58] Manana
and I thought she was just the popular
character type, but also... naïve?
[03:02] Manana
She may say that she doesn't
care, but this outfit...
[03:07] Manana
is way too sexy!
[03:09] Yuki
What do you think?
[03:09] Manana
And Chio-chan's acting like that.
[03:10] Chio
Yeah, that's cool!
[03:11] Manana
All right, fine.
[03:14] Manana
I didn't think Yuki-san
was that type of person,
[03:16] Manana
but I know how to deal
with embarrassing people!
[03:22] Manana
I'm not Chio-chan, but I don't want to
stand out for the wrong reasons, either.
[03:26] Manana
I'm going to knock some
common sense into Yuki-san.
[03:29] Manana
Yuki-san.
[03:31] Manana
Can you come with me to the
convenience store over there?
[03:34] Yuki
Sure!
[03:37] Manana
It's the convenience store
nearest the station!
[03:39] Manana
I never come here because
the lines are too long, but...
[03:45] Manana
It's so crowded.
SIGN Convenience Store
[03:47] Manana
I call this the "I Put On Something
Random to Go Shopping Nearby,
[03:51] Manana
But They Didn't Have What I Was Looking For,
SIGN Department Store
[03:53] Manana
So I Went Downtown and Suddenly,
I'm Embarrassed by How I Look" plan!
[03:56] Manana
I-I'm not usually dressed like this...
SIGN Commence Plan
[03:58] Manana
Commence plan!
[04:04] Guy
A high school girl's bare legs...
[04:06] Lady
Is that a swimsuit?
[04:06] Manana
Great reactions, everyone.
[04:14] Yuki
So what are you going to buy?
[04:16] Manana
Uh, this new bread they got in.
[04:18] Manana
They're totally staring, Yuki-san!
[04:22] Yuki
Ooh, a penguin!
[04:24] Manana
All the guys are sneaking peeks at
her, but she really doesn't care.
[04:29] Yuki
Are you done?
[04:29] Manana
At this point, I'll just have to be direct!
[04:32] Manana
Yuki-san, because of how you're dressed...
[04:36] Manana
Everyone's staring at you.
[04:41] Yuki
Yeah, it's so exciting!
It's like I'm at a track meet!
[04:44] Manana
Wait, what?
[04:46] Yuki
I mean, I'm sure she's surrounded by even
more people at track meets, but...
[04:50] Manana
Could it be that Yuki-san's an exhibitionist?
[04:53] Manana
She's on a different level than the
Kabaddi Club's Kushitori-senpai,
[04:56] Manana
but maybe Yuki-san is that type...
[04:58] Manana
What's your best event again, Yuki-san?
[05:00] Yuki
The 1,500-meter run!
[05:02] Yuki
Huh? Where's Chio-chan?
[05:05] Manana
Oh, she said she was going to the bathroom...
[05:08] Chio
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[05:12] Yuki
Wow, a tennis skirt!
[05:15] (Flashback) Manana
What's that?
[05:16] (Flashback) Chio
I'm going to wear it at my match.
[05:18] Manana
I guess she did mention that she
had her club outfit today...
[05:26] Manana
Don't tell me...
[05:28] Manana
She actually sacrificed herself to
make things a little less awkward?
[05:33] Manana
You've grown so much, Chio-chan.
[05:37] Yuki
A pen is a pen, but what's
a pen that's this long?
[05:41] Manana
Wait, that's not it...
[05:42] Yuki
Here's a hint... It was
at the convenience store.
[05:44] Manana
She just wants to hide her
face, plain and simple!
[05:48] Manana
She couldn't just leave Yuki-san behind,
[05:51] Manana
but she also doesn't want to stand out.
[05:54] Manana
So she's taking advantage
of Yuki-san's presence
SIGN Stares
[05:57] Manana
and wearing her tennis
skirt as a mini disguise.
[06:00] Manana
This way, Yuki-san won't feel bad,
[06:03] Manana
and with her face hidden,
[06:04] Manana
people will know she's in the soft
tennis club, but not who she is.
[06:07] Manana
To ensure her peaceful high school life,
[06:09] Manana
she's always willing to
take below-average risks...
[06:12] Manana
This is Chio-chan's art
of being below average!
SIGN Art of Being Below Average
[06:18] Manana
You'd actually go that far...
[06:21] Manana
Yuki-san!
[06:22] Yuki
What is it, Manana-chan?
[06:24] Manana
You said that your best event
was the 1,500-meter run, right?
[06:27] Yuki
Yup!
[06:29] Manana
I just happened to look at a map,
and it just so happens
[06:32] Manana
that we're 1,500 meters away
from school right now!
[06:37] Manana
Wait, is she ignoring me?
[06:41] Yuki
Really?
[06:42] Manana
She heard me!
[06:44] Manana
Yuki-san may be an exhibitionist,
but she loves running even more.
[06:48] Manana
Just a little push, and...
[06:49] Manana
You know, there's such a nice breeze today.
[06:55] Manana
If you just happened to run to school on a
day like this when there's a nice tailwind...
[07:00] Manana
I bet it'd feel really nice...
[07:06] Manana
It's working!
[07:08] Manana
You can leave us behind and run.
[07:12] Both
Huh?
[07:14] Chio
Wait, that's not good.
[07:16] Chio
If Yuki-chan leaves,
I'll stand out in this skirt!
[07:24] Chio
Manana!
[07:26] Chio
Hey, wait! I think it'd be more fun
if we all went to school together!
[07:30] Chio
Don't you, Yuki-chan?
[07:32] Manana
Yuki-san, I'll hold your bag for you.
[07:35] Chio
But we promised we'd all go
to school together today!
[07:38] Yuki
Wait, that hurts...
[07:42] Chio
I won!
[07:45] Manana
I found something cool at the
convenience store earlier.
[07:48] Chio
What?
[07:54] Chio
Y-You wouldn't...
[07:56] Manana
On your marks... Get set...
[08:01] Yuki
Take my bag for me!
[08:10] Manana
Chio-chan, you look mighty
cute in that skirt.
[08:13] Chio
Yeah, well, I...
[08:15] Manana
I guess we should head to school.
[08:17] Chio
Um...
[08:18] Chio
Please be merciful.
Let me change somewhere.
[08:22] Manana
What? Oh, I don't know...
[08:27] Chio
Man, Yuki-chan's intense.
[08:29] Manana
I'm not sure if I should
call her brave, or...
[08:33] Manana
What?
[08:34] Chio
I was just remembering how
something similar once happened.
[08:36] Chio
A long time ago, when we were
going to the local pool...
[08:39] (Flashback) Manana
Chio-chan!
[08:41] (Flashback) Chio
Mana—
SIGN Nonomura
[08:42] (Flashback) Manana
Here I am!
[08:43] (Flashback) Chio
What the?! We're supposed
to change once we get there!
[08:45] Chio
You came already dressed in your swimsuit.
[08:50] Chio
And then...
[08:51] Manana
Let's not talk about that!
[08:53] Manana
We're not going to talk about that!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[08:56] Manana
Chio's... School Road...
[09:00] Manana
By the way, why do you play soft tennis
when we have a normal tennis club, too?
[09:04] Chio
Because soft tennis is a lot more fun.
[09:06] Manana
Are the two that different to begin with?
[09:09] Chio
They're totally different!
[09:10] Chio
Soft tennis balls are made of rubber,
[09:12] Chio
so when you stick them into
the space in your racket
[09:15] Chio
and swing as hard as you can...
[09:17] Chio
The ball flies super far,
and it's so much fun!
[09:19] Manana
That's why?!
SIGN A super easy diet without exercising!!
SIGN Chio Fisher
[09:21] Chio
I'm so glad I was born in this day and age!
[09:24] Chio
So, like...
[09:27] Chio
This new game's so action-packed!
[09:29] Manana
Really?
[09:31] Chio
Are you listening, Manana?
SIGN A super easy diet without exercising!!
[09:32] Manana
Hmm? Yeah, I'm listening.
[09:36] Chio
So what do you think they'd do if
they got caught in a narrow alley?
[09:39] Chio
There aren't even any doors around!
[09:41] Chio
What would you do, Manana?!
[09:45] Chio
The answer is... You hold out both
of your arms and legs, like this...
[09:49] Chio
You get it? Your body is in the air, and...
[09:56] Chio
Manana!
[09:58] Manana
I gained two kilos, so I'm
in a life or death situa—
[10:00] Manana
What?
[10:02] Chio
Like this!
[10:07] Manana
Uh... The hell?
[10:11] Chio
And then...
[10:13] Chio
Bang!
[10:14] Chio
Manana, you're not supposed to dodge!
[10:18] Manana
It must be fun being you, Chio-chan.
[10:20] Manana
As for me, there are so many diet methods
[10:23] Manana
that I don't know which one I can trust...
[10:25] Ushida
Hey, you're Nonomura-san, right?
[10:28] Ushida
It's been a while!
[10:30] Ushida
Hey.
[10:32] Manana
Ah...
[10:33] Manana
Who's he?!
[10:36] Ushida
I'm one of Yuki-chan's
running friends, Ushida.
[10:39] Manana
What?! From that one time?!
[10:42] Manana
Wow! You lost so much weight!
[10:45] Ushida
It's all thanks to Yuki-chan.
[10:47] Manana
It's because you worked so hard, Ushida-san!
[10:48] Ushida
No, I really owe it all to her.
[10:51] Manana
Is she that amazing?
[10:52] Chio
Uh, Manana-san...
[10:52] Ushida
She is!
[10:54] Chio
You seem to be having fun down there,
but did you forget about me?
SIGN Mugita Café
[10:58] Ushida
Exercise is obviously important,
but so is your lifestyle!
[11:01] Manana
Ah, your lifestyle.
[11:02] Ushida
Carbs are key, too.
[11:04] Manana
Wh-What are carbs?
[11:05] Chio
This pose completely exposes my panties...
[11:05] Ushida
They're called carbohydrates...
[11:09] Chio
It doesn't look like Manana's
going to shoo Ushida-san away...
[11:13] Chio
Actually, depending on how you look at this,
[11:15] Chio
I might look like some nympho trying
to show Ushida-san my panties...
[11:18] Chio
Lookie, lookie!
[11:22] Chio
I need to escape upward so my
panties aren't as visible.
[11:25] Chio
Too bad you weren't able to
see my panties, Ushida-san.
[11:33] Chio
No one's noticed me.
[11:36] Chio
Wait... Is this basically
the game world right now?
[11:41] Chio
I lurk in the shadows, fade into
darkness, and strike my enemies!
[11:46] Chio
I'm the ultimate spy... Chio Fisher.
SIGN Chio Fisher
[11:52] Guy
Whoa, a spider!
[11:55] Guy
Damn it. Ever since they built
that building next door,
[11:58] Guy
it's so humid here, and we
get way more more bugs.
[12:02] Guy
I hate bugs.
[12:05] Chio
Shit... At this rate...
[12:10] Guy
Yasui! We had a spray to get
rid of spiderwebs, didn't we?
[12:14] Guy
Could you get it for me real quick?
[12:16] Yasui
Sure thing.
[12:17] Chio
Shit! He's going to see me!
[12:19] Chio
This is my only chance!
[12:24] Chio
This guy's huge, so they won't
be able to see me from inside!
[12:31] Yasui
Spray...
[12:32] Guy
Hey, get the one on the bottom, too.
[12:35] Yasui
Sure.
[12:36] Guy
Get into that corner more. Right there, idiot.
[12:37] Guy
Oh, here?
[12:38] Yasui
Spray...
[12:49] Chio
Th-That almost gave me a heart attack!
[13:01] Chio
Oh, man... I'm having so much fun!
[13:05] Chio
I want to keep at it!
I should just go to the top.
[13:09] Chio
If this were a game and I went
somewhere you usually can't go...
[13:14] Chio
there'd be an amazing
rare item waiting for me!
[13:19] Ushida
Well, I'll be going now.
[13:21] Manana
Okay. Thank you so much!
[13:24] Manana
Oh, yeah, Chio-chan—
[13:26] Manana
What?!
[13:29] Manana
Chio—
[13:33] Manana
It probably wouldn't be good to make a fuss...
[13:38] Manana
What? When did she get all the way up there?
[13:45] Chio
Safe.
[13:49] Manana
What the hell... are you doing?!
[13:55] Chio
Just a little more...
[13:56] Manana
You're always senselessly
putting yourself in danger...
[14:06] Girl 1
Oh, there you are.
[14:08] Girl 2
Sorry about that.
[14:42] Salaryman
She seems a bit young to be here...
[14:47] Manana
Um...
[14:49] Manana
My dad forgot his lunch,
so I brought it for him.
[14:55] Salaryman
Such a nice girl...
[14:58] Salaryman
By the way, who's your dad?
[15:05] Salaryman
I guess she didn't want to say.
[15:12] Salaryman
She might just be at that age.
[15:15] Chio
Man, this feels so nice!
[15:18] Chio
And now, a selfie.
[15:21] Chio
Hey, Manana, are you watching?
[15:23] Manana
Actually, yes, I am.
[15:29] Chio
Ma... na... na...
[15:34] Manana
Chio!
[15:37] Chio
Whenever Manana calls me "Chio,"
[15:40] Chio
it means she's super pissed off!
[15:43] Chio
W... Wait, Manana!
[15:55] Manana
Chio!
[16:06] Manana
Just let me hit you at times like these.
[16:13] Chio
Manana!
[16:17] Chio
Thank goodness!
[16:20] Manana
Wh-What?
[16:25] Chio
You have no athletic ability,
[16:27] Chio
so I thought you were going to fall
to your death when you jumped.
[16:37] Chio
Manana!
[16:42] Chio
But you came for me...
[16:47] Chio
I see.
[16:50] Chio
So the rare item I found
on the roof was friendship.
[16:56] Chio
Now, then...
[17:04] Chio
Since Manana was able to make
it through this building,
[17:07] Chio
it's probably a safer route.
[17:08] Chio
Okay.
[17:13] Salaryman
Hey, that girl... She said she
was bringing her dad's lunch...
[17:18] Chio
Lunch? Oh, so that's how...
[17:21] Chio
Yes. She's actually the oldest of ten,
[17:25] Chio
and her family's going
through some rough times...
[17:28] Chio
She's been lying that she's on a diet
[17:29] Chio
so she could spare more food
for the rest of her family.
[17:33] Chio
Then she messaged me from the bathroom
here, saying that she suddenly felt ill.
[17:37] Salaryman
Wh-What... What a nice girl!
[17:42] Chio
And now, we run!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[17:43] Guy
Chio's School Road!
[17:47] Manana
By the way, you should probably delete
that picture you took on the roof.
[17:51] Chio
Huh? B-But I didn't take a picture...
[17:54] Manana
Liar! I know there's something!
SIGN Momo-chan's Story
[18:03] Girl
The water tastes so good!
[18:04] Girl 2
But should we really drink
this much tap water?
[18:08] Momo
Yes, it's perfectly fine.
[18:10] Momo
You might be worried about the chlorine,
[18:12] Momo
but the chlorine level in Japan's water
is much lower than rest of the world.
[18:16] Momo
This school is a fairly new building,
too, so the pipes are still—
[18:21] Girl
Sorry, I wasn't that interested.
[18:24] Girl2
Man, you're mean.
[18:26] Guy
She's so annoying.
[18:29] Guy
Morning.
[18:37] Momo
There's something I don't understand.
[18:39] Momo
That student isn't following the dress code,
[18:43] Momo
so why doesn't Gotou-sensei,
the student counselor, say anything?
[18:52] Momo
Good morning.
[18:55] Gotou
Good morning.
[18:59] Momo
I'll do better today.
SIGN Your day should start with a cheerful greeting
SIGN Let's
conserve
paper
[19:02] Momo
My idea the other day failed.
[19:04] Momo
It probably looked like I was
showing off my knowledge.
[19:07] Momo
I need to work harder for everyone.
[19:10] (Flashback) Teacher
That's all from me.
Any comments or questions?
[19:14] (Flashback) Momo
Yes, ma'am.
[19:16] (Flashback) Teacher
Yes, Shinozuka-san?
[19:18] (Flashback) Momo
Regarding our results on the last test,
[19:20] (Flashback) Momo
our class scored lower
than the other classes.
[19:23] (Flashback) Momo
So, this is just my own method,
SIGN How do we increase our class's average? I propose an effective method for studying at home After school Free time | Studying at home time
[19:25] (Flashback) Momo
but I put together some ideas for
how to study at home effectively.
[19:28] (Flashback) Momo
I was hoping it would be useful to everyone.
[19:31] (Flashback) Momo
The key factor in this study method...
[19:34] (Flashback) Guy
Sorry, it's time for club,
so I'm gonna get going.
[19:38] (Flashback) Guy
Same here.
[19:40] (Flashback) Girl
I'm going home, too.
[19:41] (Flashback) Girl 2
I don't study at home, anyway.
[19:44] (Flashback) Girl
What was that?
[19:45] (Flashback) Gil
A new way for the
goody-two-shoes to annoy us?
[19:47] (Flashback) Guy
Shinozuka's unbelievable.
[19:49] (Flashback) Momo
U-Um...
[19:51] (Flashback) Teacher
Shinozuka-san...
[19:52] (Flashback) Teacher
Our lessons follow the curriculum guidelines,
[19:57] (Flashback) Teacher
so if you have any concerns
with how we're teaching...
SIGN Combustible Waste
Remember to separate your trash
[20:04] Momo
There's something I don't understand.
[20:06] Momo
Why? Why? Why? Why?
[20:14] Gotou
Hold it.
[20:17] Momo
Why?
[20:18] Momo
Why?
[20:21] Momo
Why is it just me?!
[20:25] Gotou
The reason I stopped you is because
[20:28] Gotou
you looked like you wanted me to stop you.
[20:31] Gotou
Don't you want someone to listen
to what you have to say?
SIGN How do we increase our class's average? I propose an effective method for studying at home After school Free time | Studying at home time
[20:37] Gotou
What an interesting idea.
[20:39] Gotou
Splitting everyone up into
groups based on their clubs
[20:41] Gotou
to find out their strengths and weaknesses...
[20:43] Gotou
There are parts that are slightly biased,
but there are also parts that I agree with.
[20:48] Gotou
Most importantly, this is
filled with good intentions.
[20:53] Gotou
Say, Shinozuka, why don't you
join the disciplinary committee?
[20:57] Gotou
If you speak as a member
of the disciplinary committee,
[20:59] Gotou
it might be easier to
get through to everyone.
[21:02] Gotou
I'm sure you'd be perfect for the position.
[21:06] Momo
No...
[21:07] Momo
I'm sure there are many others like me.
[21:10] Gotou
No, we don't need someone like you.
We need you, Shinozuka.
[21:18] Momo
No... I...
[21:24] Momo
I-I...
SIGN Disciplinary
SIGN Unkempt clothes could lead to disciplinary disorder
SIGN Student Council
Preparation Room
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:22] manana
Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:24] manana
"Chio-chan Changes Her
Image" and "Flat Cut."
[23:28] Manana
Look forward to it!
[23:30] manana
Next time, we'll finally have
scenes where I do this,
[23:33] manana
and even a little bit of that...
[23:34] manana
I'll show you! I'll show you
everything! Please watch!
[23:38] manana
Just kidding.
9 - Chio-chan Changes Her Image / Flat Cut
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SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
SIGN Chio-chan Changes Her Image
[01:31] Mom
Even in high school, you're still
cramming the night before the test?
[01:35] Chio
This is a valid strategy for test-taking.
[01:37] Mom
Here. Have a midnight snack.
[01:40] Mom
Well, do your best.
[01:44] Chio
It's just memorization of liberal arts stuff.
[01:47] Chio
If I work real hard tonight, I should be
able to secure a below-average score.
[01:54] Chio
Wait... how do you write the second
kanji in "authority" again?
[02:02] Chio
That's the last thing I remember.
[02:05] Chio
Before I knew it, I was
having a shootout online.
[02:08] Chio
Then I suddenly got shot and yelped...
[02:10] Chio
After that, my mom came in,
and we got into an argument...
[02:13] Chio
Then I got pissed off,
so I went to bed sulking!
[02:15] Manana
Wow...
[02:17] Manana
So does that mean you haven't
studied for today's test at all?
[02:21] Chio
Pretty much.
[02:22] Chio
But...
[02:23] Chio
I have my ultimate last resort strategy.
[02:25] Manana
Strategy? Don't tell me you're
going to pray to God or something.
[02:29] Chio
Please, God, I implore you!
SIGN Offerings
[02:30] Chio
Please, God, I beg of you!
[02:38] Chio
Okay, that should do it!
[02:40] Chio
I mean, I even offered a hundred yen!
[02:43] Chio
Now I shouldn't have any
problems with my test!
[02:45] Chio
In fact, my whole life will be at peace!
[02:48] Manana
Jeez, you're optimistic.
[02:49] Manana
There's no way a selfish
wish like that would—
SIGN Offerings
[02:52] Roshi
Your wish...
SIGN Offerings
[02:53] Roshi
has been granted!
[02:56] Both
Wh-Who's there?!
[03:01] Roshi
It's me! The Great Avatar!
[03:03] Both
You're...
[03:05] Chio
...the guy who was with Kushitori-senpai
at the park... the master!
[03:08] Roshi
It's been a while.
[03:10] Manana
What the hell is he even doing here?
[03:12] Roshi
Miyamo.
[03:13] Chio
Hey, he remembered my name.
[03:14] Roshi
You seemed to be troubled about your test.
[03:18] Roshi
I never forget the name of a high
school girl once I've heard it...
[03:23] Roshi
Never!
[03:24] Chio
So, uh, what do you want?
[03:27] Roshi
I thought I'd give you a word of advice.
[03:30] Roshi
Despite how I look, I was
once considered an elite.
[03:35] Roshi
I am a winner when it comes
to the academic world.
[03:37] Manana
Oh, yeah. He did mention that he
was a successful salaryman before...
[03:37] Roshi
I know how the world works.
[03:41] Roshi
You don't even need to try
that hard in your studies.
[03:45] Chio
What? Really?
[03:46] Roshi
Listen well...
[03:48] Roshi
Girls should be concentrating more
on how to improve their looks
[03:51] Roshi
than on their academic scores!
[03:53] Both
He actually said it!
[03:55] Roshi
Listen, I saw it countless times
while I worked at the trading firm.
[04:00] Roshi
When it came to hiring women,
[04:02] Roshi
they would hire based solely on their
looks, and not their academic history.
[04:07] Roshi
And so, Miyamo...
[04:09] Roshi
I shall remake you!
[04:12] Roshi
Let's make you street smart!
[04:15] Chio
I mean... I know there might be
some advantages to being pretty,
[04:20] Chio
but you've got to be somewhat
decent to begin with.
[04:23] Chio
And when unattractive girls try too hard,
[04:26] Chio
they get targeted and end up getting hurt.
[04:30] Chio
A girl as below average as me wouldn't...
[04:33] Roshi
Not to worry.
[04:37] Roshi
You are beautiful, my dear.
[04:39] Roshi
You are without a doubt
a diamond in the rough,
[04:42] Roshi
and I want you to let me polish you.
[04:44] Chio
Huh?
[04:46] Chio
Manana...
[04:51] Manana
You never realized it?
[04:53] Manana
I've thought that this whole time!
[04:56] Chio
I'll do it!
[04:58] Manana
This is getting interesting!
SIGN Chio-chan's
SIGN Beautification Project
SIGN Begins
[05:04] Roshi
Now you will also enjoy life in easy mode!
[05:07] Chio
I'm counting on you, sir!
[05:09] Roshi
I need your help, young one.
[05:11] Manana
Uh, sure...
[05:12] Manana
But where did you get those wigs and props?
[05:15] Roshi
Well, you see, underneath this shrine
is where I store all the things I find.
[05:20] Manana
Blasphemy!
[05:21] Roshi
All right, how about we take a
look at your natural face, Miyamo?
[05:26] Roshi
Could you take your glasses off?
[05:28] Chio
Oh, sure...
[05:32] Both
Her face is so dull!
[05:34] Roshi
To be honest, I started this just for fun,
[05:37] Roshi
but this is going to be
harder than I thought.
[05:40] Roshi
How do I put this...
Your face is really plain.
[05:44] Manana
Jeez. Your whole personality
basically relies on your glasses.
[05:48] Roshi
But her glasses add to her
gloominess, so we'll keep them off.
[05:51] Chio
You're saying something different now...
[05:54] Roshi
First, we've got to do something
about your lame hairstyle,
[05:56] Roshi
so we'll try this long-haired
wig and see how it goes.
[06:01] Manana
Now she's just some online game invalid
who's been shut in for three years!
[06:04] Roshi
The long hair makes you look like
M-Monsieur Kamayatsu. It suits you.
[06:08] Chio
Oh, really? Who's that?
[06:08] Manana
Th-That wig is way too bleached!
[06:11] Roshi
Let's hurry up and get this styled!
[06:13] Chio
Ooh, that's a nice sound.
[06:15] Manana
Look at those movements! He's so experienced!
[06:17] Manana
This old man is definitely not normal.
[06:23] Manana
She just stepped out of the Showa era!
[06:25] Manana
But wait... The usually
conservative Chio-chan
[06:25] Roshi
This is the Monroe hairstyle.
[06:27] Manana
Wow... What's a Monroe?
[06:28] Manana
is actually positively trying
to change her image...
[06:31] Roshi
I'll leave her makeup to you.
[06:33] Manana
All right...
[06:34] Manana
I'll use all of my power
[06:37] Manana
to guide you toward becoming a popular kid!
[06:41] Manana
Mana Mana Mana Mana Mana
Mana Mana Mana Mana...
[06:45] Roshi
L-Look at her go!
[06:48] Manana
My goal... is to do the huge eyes
makeup that's so in right now!
[06:56] Roshi
Scary!
[06:58] Manana
I gave it my all.
[07:01] Roshi
R-Right...
[07:02] Chio
Hey, so how do I look?
[07:04] Roshi
Yikes! She talked!
[07:14] Both
What a total failure...
[07:16] Manana
What the hell's with that weird hairstyle?!
[07:19] Roshi
I never thought her face would look
that plain without the glasses!
[07:22] Roshi
That's why I thought I'd at least
make her hair look fancy!
[07:25] Manana
And what do we do about the fact that she's
so excited to look in a mirror right now?!
[07:28] Roshi
Also, what the hell is with that makeup?!
[07:31] Manana
I couldn't help it, okay? The more I
experimented, the more fun it became!
[07:34] Roshi
What?! So this was premeditated?
How can you call yourself her friend?
[07:37] Chio
Hey, hey! Are you guys done talking?
[07:41] Roshi
A-Anyway, we need to figure out what
to do with that sad little monster...
[07:45] Manana
R-Right...
[07:46] Roshi
What should we do? Start over?
[07:48] Manana
We definitely don't have that much time.
[07:51] Roshi
I knew something was off as soon
as I put the blonde wig on her.
[07:55] Manana
Oh, actually, so did I.
[07:57] Manana
The thing with Chio-chan is...
her face is dated.
[08:02] Manana
So whenever I do her makeup,
I always go overboard.
[08:06] Roshi
What should we do?
[08:07] Roshi
Should we just stick that horse mask
on her head and make a run for it?
[08:09] Manana
Uh, I'll end up seeing her at school.
[08:14] Manana
Th-This should...
[08:16] Roshi
You're right! With her
dull face, that should...
[08:20] Manana
Chio-chan! Forget everything we just did!
[08:23] Roshi
And if we just stick this on—
[08:28] BG
Indeed.
[08:30] Both
It looks so good!
[08:31] Roshi
W-We finally found it!
The hairstyle that fits you best!
[08:35] Manana
I-It's absolutely perfect!
Why hadn't I realized it before?!
[08:38] Chio
What? That good? So my image
has successfully been changed?
[08:42] Roshi
Heck, yes!
[08:43] Chio
I don't look weird at all?
[08:45] Manana
You bet your ass you do!
[08:47] Chio
D-Do I look a little sexy, too?
[08:51] Manana
Oh, w-well...
[08:51] Chio
Do you think guys will like me?
[08:52] Manana
Crap... That was the whole point...
[08:56] Roshi
Uh... Um...
[08:58] Roshi
Well, to be honest...
[09:00] Roshi
You could be in a dirty mag!
[09:02] Chio
I've ascended to that level?
[09:04] Manana
Hey, why'd you put it like that?
[09:06] Roshi
Well, the pretty ladies in the old Japanese
paintings basically looked like that.
[09:10] Manana
Still, I mean...
[09:12] Chio
I see... So I look that different
just by changing my hairstyle...
[09:12] Manana
That hair doesn't go with her uniform at all!
[09:16] Chio
Actually, I guess that happens
all the time in stories.
[09:19] Chio
Hey, you two.
[09:21] Chio
Smooch. Thank you.
[09:26] Chio
As of today, I'm finally graduating
from being below average...
[09:31] Chio
I guess I'll start stealing
boys' hearts, one after another.
[09:37] Chio
Say, you two...
[09:40] Chio
Do you want to see the new,
reborn, sexy Chio-chan?
[09:54] ---
Just a little bit...
[10:11] ---
Fujiyama tempura!
[10:14] ---
Oh, behave.
[10:17] ---
All right!
[10:18] ---
Your mother's topknot.
[10:30] Chio
Well? How was that absolutely
sexy pole dancing?
[10:34] Roshi
Shit...
[10:35] Manana
What should we do?
[10:36] Chio
Was it worthy of the new Chio-chan...
[10:42] Chio
Hey, this is my usual hairstyle.
[10:45] Chio
Manana?
[10:46] Manana
Yeah!
[10:47] Manana
So, actually, um, uh... Y-Y-Yeah!
[10:51] Manana
Uh, so basically...
[10:53] Manana
Chio-chan, when you're
your below average self,
[10:56] Manana
you're the most precious and most beautiful...
[11:01] Chio
Huh? Wait, so what was all that
about being in a dirty mag?
[11:04] Roshi
Well, I just meant that if you
weren't popular to everyone,
[11:07] Roshi
there'd still be a need for you somewhere.
[11:12] Chio
I see! I get it.
[11:16] Chio
This was all a waste of time!
[11:18] Chio
I'm going to school!
[11:19] Manana
Hey, wait!
[11:21] Chio
If I fail, it's both of your faults!
[11:22] Roshi
See you again!
[11:24] Roshi
How fun. I got to play with high school
girls again first thing in the morning.
[11:29] Roshi
But you know...
[11:30] Roshi
There's just one thing I
want you to remember...
[11:34] Roshi
The only ones who are able to play with wigs
[11:38] Roshi
are those blessed enough
to not truly need them.
[11:42] Girl
Chio's—God, I beseech you!—School R—
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[11:45] Manana
When the hell did you
learn how to pole dance?
[11:49] Chio
Well, there was this pervy bar
in some game I was playing,
[11:53] Chio
and I ended up watching it all day
one day because I was bored...
[11:56] Chio
And I just picked it up it naturally.
[11:58] Manana
So her life as a girl is basically over.
SIGN Flat Cut
[12:09] Chio
Man...
[12:11] Chio
Aren't these water pipes that
are placed above rivers great?
[12:16] Manana
I'm sorry, how?
[12:18] Chio
This fence... The slippery surface.
[12:21] Chio
They definitely made it difficult for
anyone who wants to try to walk across.
[12:25] Manana
Uh, yeah. You're not supposed to walk on it.
[12:26] Chio
But right in the middle is a resting point.
[12:29] Manana
Uh, that's not a resting point.
[12:31] Chio
It's sort of like a man
who's strong and strict,
[12:33] Chio
but still has some kindness in him... Right?
[12:37] Manana
Chio-chan...
[12:39] Manana
No, I don't get it!
[12:41] Manana
And the fact that you anthropomorphized
a bridge makes you sound like a fujoshi—
[12:44] Chio
Who are you calling a fujoshi, damn it?!
[12:45] Manana
Whoa, you flipped!
[12:46] Manana
I mean, I found a BL game magazine in your room!
[12:50] Chio
Huh?!
[12:52] (Flashback) Manana
There seems to be something under here...
[12:57] Chio
Th-That's just... I just
accidentally bought it...
[13:00] Chio
I only look at it every once in a while...
[13:03] Chio
Let's forget about that! I want to talk
about how cool that water pipe looks!
[13:07] Manana
And I'm telling you that normal
girls wouldn't care about that!
[13:10] Chio
What?!
[13:12] Chio
But it looks so cool!
[13:14] Guy
Let's get married!
SIGN Let's get
married!!
[13:15] Chio
If someone p-p-proposed to me up there,
I'd probably say yes without thinking.
[13:21] Manana
You don't even have a boyfriend!
[13:23] Manana
You seriously just said propfbt—
[13:24] Chio
Shut up! Who cares?!
[13:28] Chio
Jeez!
[13:30] Manana
Man, that was hilarious.
[13:32] Manana
I seriously have no idea
what your basis for "cool" is.
[13:36] Manana
At this rate, you'll never find a...
[13:39] Manana
Isn't that...
[13:43] Chio
Huh? Andou-san?
[13:46] Manana
A newspaper?
SIGN Saitou
[13:51] Andou
Andou-style newspaper delivery technique...
[13:55] Andou
Heaven Destroyer!
[14:00] Both
A-Amazing!
[14:03] Andou
Oh, hey! I didn't see you guys there!
[14:05] Manana
What?
[14:06] Andou
I guess you saw me really getting into it.
[14:10] Andou
That was my last one, so I
got a little too excited.
[14:13] Manana
Wait, he was totally showing off, right?
[14:17] Chio
Th-That was amazing! What was that?!
[14:19] Manana
Chio-chan?!
[14:21] Andou
It's nothing...
[14:22] Manana
Chio-chan... She's showing*
so much interest in this.
[14:25] Manana
If this is what Andou-san was
after, that would mean...
[14:27] Chio
That's amazing!
[14:30] Manana
Andou-san likes Chio-chan, right?
[14:31] Chio
Like this?
[14:31] Andou
More of a whip motion.
[14:33] Andou
Yeah.
[14:33] Andou
See ya.
[14:35] Manana
Huh?
[14:38] Manana
He seemed to leave pretty quickly.
[14:42] Manana
Huh? Did I have the wrong idea?
[14:45] Manana
Maybe he just genuinely...
[14:49] Manana
Huh?
[14:50] Andou
Now that that's done,
I guess I'll have a smoke.
[14:55] Andou
Oh, right. I forgot I quit.
[14:58] Manana
He's not actually talking to himself, is he?
[15:01] Andou
I'll have a cigar instead.
[15:04] Manana
He just leveled up!
[15:17] Manana
I mean, it suits him, but...
[15:21] Andou
Oh, hey, Miyamo.
[15:21] Chio
Is that one of those cigar things?!
[15:23] Andou
Yeah, it is.
[15:23] Chio
I've never seen one before!
[15:25] Manana
Now I know for sure...
[15:25] Chio
Wow! A real cigar!
[15:27] Manana
Everything Andou-san does
is to appeal to Chio-chan!
[15:31] Manana
Which means Andou-san likes Chio-chan!
[15:35] Manana
And somehow, Andou-san's slightly-off
way of seeming appealing
[15:38] Manana
is a home run with Chio-chan!
[15:41] Manana
They might actually end
up a couple at this rate!
[15:44] Manana
I don't think Chio-chan has a clue,
but seriously, what kind of pairing is this?
[15:48] Manana
I always figured Chio-chan would go out
with a guy who'd be depicted like this...
[15:54] Manana
Andou-san probably doesn't have
much of an academic record,
[15:57] Manana
but what's scary about his type is...
[15:59] Manana
They totally turn their lives around!
[16:01] Manana
A former delinquent uses
his personality and actions
[16:04] Manana
to go out into society and
somehow makes it super big...
[16:07] Manana
There are plenty of stories like that.
[16:07] Andou
Get yer ass out here!
SIGN Supermarket Sashisu
[16:11] Manana
Imagine the impending future...
[16:14] Manana
Ugh... Veggies went up in price again.
[16:18] Manana
Also, the water's really
heavy when I buy it here.
[16:20] Manana
If I could afford even a small car...
[16:24] Manana
A convertible?
[16:26] Manana
Really? On a chilly day like this? Wait...
[16:29] Manana
Chio-chan?!
[16:29] Chio
Oh, hey, Manana!
[16:32] Manana
You bought another new car?
[16:34] Chio
Yeah, we did!
[16:35] Chio
My honey insisted on getting
a convertible, and...
[16:39] Andou
Well, I'm not very smart.
[16:41] Chio
But I got this lovely coat in return, so...
[16:44] Chio
Are you riding your bike because
you're worried about your health?
[16:48] Manana
Y-Yeah, something like that.
[16:49] Chio
Good for you!
[16:50] Chio
If you ever buy a car, you should
totally get a foreign one!
[16:53] Chio
Though they tend to be more expensive
because of the exchange rate.
[16:53] Manana
I see...
[16:55] Chio
But once you get used to having the
steering wheel on the left side,
[16:58] Chio
these parking lots become a pain!
[17:01] Manana
Really?
[17:01] Chio
The parking ticket machines
are always on the right side!
[17:05] Chio
At least supermarkets in the city
have ticketing machines on both sides!
[17:08] Manana
I see!
[17:13] Manana
Glare.
[17:19] Chio
Hey... What the hell was that?
[17:23] Manana
You had a lot of bugs on your clothes.
[17:25] Chio
Well, don't crush them!
[17:26] Chio
Why?! How could you?!
[17:26] Manana
Think... Think, damn it!
[17:29] Manana
And figure something out...
[17:30] Manana
to ensure Chio-chan's below
average and happy future...
[17:34] Manana
I'm pretty sure Andou-san will
try something again up ahead.
[17:38] Manana
Something Andou-san would do...
[17:41] Guy
Hey, girls. Why don't we get some tea?
[17:42] Guy
The one with black hair is cute.
[17:43] Guy
The one with the pigtails is totally my type.
[17:43] Manana
He'd probably ask his friends to surround us.
[17:44] Guy
I'd go for the one on the right.
[17:45] Manana
And then...
[17:47] Andou
Are you all right, Miyamo?!
[17:48] Chio
I love you!
[17:50] Manana
Nah, he wouldn't actually
do anything like that...
[17:55] Andou
You like that?
[17:57] Andou
You don't need to rush.
[17:59] Manana
This dude...
[18:00] Manana
might actually be just an idiot.
[18:03] Manana
I think what he wanted to do was this,
[18:06] Manana
but you can tell this was all a
setup because of that umbrella...
[18:10] Manana
What's Chio-chan's reaction?!
[18:12] Chio
H-Huh? That cat's... George?!
[18:16] Chio
Andou-san! That cat!
[18:18] Andou
Oh, this is...
[18:24] Andou
Um...
[18:26] Andou
Okay, time for my next plan!
[18:27] Manana
What? Did he actually say that out loud?!
[18:31] Manana
I'm starting to feel like it'll
be okay, even if I leave it alone.
[18:36] Chio
Could it be that Andou-san...
actually likes me?
[18:43] Manana
Huh, what?! Why?!
[18:44] Chio
Well, he messages me every once in a while...
SIGN It's hot today. I think ice cream would taste really good on a day like this. That farm-fresh kind is really good.
[18:48] Manana
Huh? When did they
exchange email addresses?!
[18:50] Manana
Wait... Are they already that
close without my knowing?
[18:55] Chio
M-Manana?
[18:55] Manana
Oh, I see.
[18:56] Manana
Chio-chan might seriously leave me
in the dust on this school road.
[19:02] Manana
A shadow?!
[19:03] Manana
That's probably Andou-san.
What's he going to do now?
[19:18] Andou
N-Nailed it!
[19:22] Andou
I coincidentally found out at
work that Miyamo is into BL!
[19:27] Andou
Ever since then, I've been
playing those games nonstop,
[19:29] Andou
and watched a ton online for research!
[19:32] Andou
You recognize this, don't you, Miyamo?
[19:35] Sign
I love you, Shouhei.
SIGN Masaomi: "I love you, Shouhei."
[19:37] (Flashback) Andou
Th-This is it!
[19:39] Andou
The classic scene of the super famous
BL game Endor known as the foot slam!
[19:43] (Flashback) Andou
So, apparently, Bloody Butterfly is just a...
[19:43] Andou
I even got my subordinate
to help me out with this.
[19:44] (Flashback) Lady
Welcome!
[19:46] (Flashback) Sub
Huh?
[19:47] (Flashback) Andou
You're the only one I can ask!
[19:49] (Flashback) Sub
I-If it's for you, Andou-san...
[19:51] (Flashback) Sub
I-I'm really going to do this.
[19:53] (Flashback) Andou
Yeah! Put all your weight on me!
[19:59] Andou
It'll be fine... If I can get through this...
[20:03] Chio
Hey! That's the foot slam from Endor!
[20:05] Chio
You know so much about BL,
Andou-san! Let's talk!
[20:07] Andou
Her smile...
[20:16] Andou
Huh?
[20:17] Andou
Miyamo? Please realize what this is... Quick!
[20:21] Chio
Manana, what's going on over there?
[20:26] Andou
Let me introduce you...
[20:27] Andou
This is my boyfriend.
[20:30] Andou
We're so in love that I don't
care who sees. Got that?
[20:33] Manana
PS... My body is super flexible.
[20:36] Chio
Right?!
[20:37] Manana
Actually, yeah, that's all this looks like...
[20:40] Manana
Well, we shouldn't interrupt.
[20:42] Chio
We'll just be going.
[20:43] Andou
H-Huh?!
[20:45] Girl 1
Hey! That's from Endor!
[20:51] Chio
Man, what a sight to see
first thing in the morning...
[20:53] Manana
I guess we were just headed the same way
[20:55] Manana
because he was going to see his boyfriend...
[20:59] Manana
What's wrong, Chio-chan?
[21:01] Chio
Well, I was just thinking...
[21:05] Chio
I said that Andou-san might like me...
[21:07] Chio
and now I'm really embarrassed...
[21:10] Chio
Ugh! It's not like anyone would
ever fall for someone like me!
[21:15] Manana
What? That's not true...
[21:17] Chio
It is! No one would fall for me!
[21:19] Chio
Ugh, I'm so embarrassed!
[21:22] Manana
That's not true.
[21:25] Andou
Damn it!
[21:26] Andou
It was going so well, but it somehow failed!
[21:29] Andou
Sorry to drag you into this and
make you do something so weird...
[21:33] Sub
It's okay...
[21:34] Sub
I didn't even mind...
[21:39] Manana
Chio's School Road... Bam!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[21:42] (Flashback) Andou
I managed to get Miyamo's email address.
[21:45] (Flashback) Andou
Today's the day I ask her on a date!
SIGN Cancel | New Message To: Miyamo Subject: This might seem sudden It's hot today. I think ice cream would taste really good on a day like this. That farm-fresh kind is really good.
[21:48] (Flashback) Andou
Not too direct, but not too distant...
[21:50] (Flashback) Andou
I-I have no idea what that
means, but maybe this works...
SIGN Received message From: Miyamo To: Me Subject: If you consider cost and value, you're actually better off if you chomp on some juice you chilled in the freezer.
[21:53] Chio
If you consider cost and value,
[21:54] Chio
you're actually better off if you chomp
on some juice you chilled in the freezer.
[21:57] (Flashback) Andou
I got rejected!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:30] girl
Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:32] girl
"Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content,
and the Press Conference,"
[23:34] girl
"Thousand Spring," and "Andou and George."
[23:36] girl
Look forward to it!
[23:37] girl
Currently (toubun), sugar content
(toubun), and divide (toubun)!
10 - Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content, and the Press Conference / Thousand Spring / Andou and George
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SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
SIGN Shinozuka-san, Sugar Content, and the Press Conference
[01:35] Chio
And then my dad also wanted one,
[01:37] Chio
so he built a smoker in our yard.
[01:39] Chio
He smoked some salmon, and every
cat in the neighborhood came by.
[01:43] Chio
Next thing we knew, over half—
[01:44] Momo
U-Um!
[01:46] Chio
Jeez, you scared me!
[01:47] Chio
Momo-senpai?
[01:49] Momo
I'm sorry to do this out of
the blue, but you see...
[01:52] Both
You want to talk to us about something?
[01:54] Momo
Yes, um...
[01:56] Momo
This is something only you two can do...
[02:01] Chio
What?! Does this involve Gotou-sensei?
[02:05] Momo
Y-Yes. How did you know?
[02:07] Manana
Don't tell me... you're going
to confess your love for him!
[02:11] Momo
A-Actually, I want to buy and
immediately eat some sweets.
[02:15] Both
Say what?
[02:16] Chio
What's that got to do with Gotou-sensei?
[02:20] Momo
Well, you see...
[02:22] (Flashback) Momo
Sensei, all these sweets were thrown
away in the corner of the courtyard.
[02:27] (Flashback) Momo
If they were going to eat these in a group,
they should've just gone to someone's house.
[02:31] (Flashback) Momo
Why bother eating them at school?
[02:34] (Flashback) Goto
I'm sure it's similar
[02:35] (Flashback) Goto
to how the more people need to get up,
the more they just want to sleep in.
[02:45] (Flashback) Momo
R-Right...
[02:48] Momo
I ended up acting like I knew what
Gotou-sensei was talking about...
[02:53] Chio
Yeah, that analogy sucked.
[02:55] Momo
I thought about it long and hard later,
[02:58] Momo
and I thought he meant that
I could possibly understand
[03:01] Momo
what the other students were feeling
if I also broke the rules...
[03:06] Momo
But I can't allow myself to
eat sweets in the courtyard,
[03:09] Momo
so I thought I'd buy and eat some
sweets on the way to school...
[03:12] Momo
but, um...
[03:14] Momo
I can't seem to find the
courage to do it alone...
[03:18] Manana
Got it!
[03:19] Chio
Leave this to us.
[03:24] Chio
But really, you're pretty
amazing, Momo-senpai.
[03:28] Chio
You're willing to break the
rules for the person you love.
[03:32] Momo
Wh-Why are you saying it like that?
[03:34] Momo
And I'm not that much
of a goody-two-shoes...
[03:38] Manana
Where should we go? Inoyama?
[03:40] Chio
Yeah.
[03:47] Momo
M-Miyamo-san... Nonomura-san...
[03:50] Momo
That... qualifies as property damage!
[03:53] Momo
You shouldn't pick flowers
from someone else's yard!
[03:57] Chio
But we've been picking and sucking the
flowers from here since we were little.
[04:01] (Flashback) Manana
It's so yummy!
[04:03] (Flashback) Chio
Right?
[04:04] Manana
Let me go ask real quick.
[04:07] Manana
She said it's fine.
[04:08] Momo
Huh?
[04:08] Momo
Um, I, um...
[04:13] Manana
Momo-senpai! You want to try
sucking one, too, don't you?
[04:17] Chio
Don't move. We'll consider this an
appetizer for the upcoming sweets.
[04:21] Momo
I-I couldn't!
[04:23] Manana
It's fine. This is all our doing.
[04:31] Momo
It's so sweet!
[04:33] Both
M-Momo-senpai?
[04:36] Momo
Wowie! I never knew the nectar
from flowers was so sweet!
[04:39] Momo
It's so aromatic, and the
flavor is so profound!
[04:43] Momo
I almost feel like a honey... bee...
[04:51] Momo
N-Now I've done it...
[04:53] Chio
Wait. Did she sound slightly
different just now?
SIGN Huh...
[04:57] Chio
I guess you have a real
sweet tooth, Momo-senpai.
[05:00] Chio
Who would've thought?
[05:01] Momo
Yes... It's beyond a sweet tooth.
I mean, you saw what happened.
[05:06] Momo
Even my family gets weirded out,
so I can only eat sweets at home alone.
[05:11] Chio
She acts like that by herself?
[05:13] Momo
The reason I asked you two to come with me
[05:16] Momo
is also to have you stop me
if I do anything weird
[05:18] Momo
after buying and consuming the sweets.
[05:21] Manana
Then why don't you eat snacks that
aren't sweet, like rice crackers?
[05:27] Manana
I guess she'd rather just eat sweets.
[05:30] [SONG] Sign
Inoyama Shop
[05:30] Chio
It's that shop right over there.
[05:32] Chio
It's not on the way to our school,
so you won't see any of our students there.
[05:37] Manana
You can eat while you're in the store, too.
[05:39] Momo
Wow, I've never been to such a place.
[05:44] Lady
I told you. I'm watching
the store for Grams today,
[05:46] Lady
and these shops open early.
[05:49] Momo
Pardon me.
[05:50] Lady
I've got a customer.
SIGN End Call
[05:52] Lady
Hello, there.
[05:54] Momo
I'd like these, please.
SIGN Milk
[05:58] Lady
What's up with this girl? That bloodlust...
[06:01] Chio
I'd like these, please.
[06:03] Lady
At least she's normal.
[06:13] Momo
I will now make my first-ever attempt at
consuming sweets right after buying them.
[06:17] Both
Okay!
[06:22] Momo
Gotou-sensei, please forgive me.
SIGN Let's do this!!
SIGN Chihuahua Sauce
[06:27] Momo
Here I go.
[06:28] Lady
I've never seen someone undo
the wrapper so delicately.
[06:29] Both
Go!
[06:32] Lady
What the heck?
[06:33] Momo
If I lose myself like I did earlier,
[06:37] Momo
please stop me, even if you have to hit me.
[06:39] Momo
Promise me you will.
[06:41] Both
Got it!
[06:48] Momo
This is... I see... It's a bit different
from regular chocolate.
[06:56] Momo
So yummy!
[06:57] Momo
This sweetness that hits you before
the aroma of the cacao is fantastic!
[07:03] Lady
What?!
[07:04] Momo
Plus it's only ten yen,
and there's even a biscuit inside!
[07:07] Momo
This is indeed a surprise!
[07:09] Momo
And to finish it all off, this butteriness
[07:11] Momo
is a sweet surprise!
Because you know... sweets!
[07:17] Momo
This sensation of the caramel
getting stuck in your teeth!
[07:20] Momo
It's been too long!
[07:22] Chio
Oh, I get it.
[07:24] Chio
This is how Momo-senpai is normally.
[07:27] (Flashback) Momo
If I say anything strange, please stop me.
[07:31] Chio
This reminds me of the time a Western
horror game was released in Japan...
[07:35] Chio
Because the Japanese distributor
decided to censor it,
[07:36] Guy
Wait, stop! Wh-What are you doing?!
[07:37] Chio
most of the super violent
scenes were completely black.
[07:39] (Flashback) Chio
What the hell is going on?!
[07:41] Chio
Is there ever a reason to simply put
a lid on something that stinks?
[07:45] Chio
No... If this is Momo-senpai's true form...
[07:50] Chio
Then...
[07:51] Both
Then...
[07:55] Both
These sweets are so damn good!
[07:57] Manana
Have a taste, Momo-senpai!
[08:00] Momo
What? Really?!
[08:01] Chio
But of course!
[08:04] Momo
Wh-What is this?! It's so sweet and sour!
[08:06] Chio
I know, right?!
[08:07] Manana
Have another!
[08:08] Lady
U-Uh...
[08:10] Momo
The contrasting texture between
the wafers and cream is superb!
[08:13] Manana
These banana things are awesome!
Om nom nom nom nom...
[08:16] Momo
I love those, too!
SIGN Cherry
SIGN Melon
SIGN Watermelon
[08:18] Momo
I'll just have to do the forbidden
"three flavors at once" technique!
SIGN Watermelon
SIGN Melon
SIGN Cherry
[08:23] Momo
Hokkaido... The inside of
my mouth is now Hokkaido...
[08:27] Chio
Momo-senpai, we're about
to run out of sweets!
[08:29] Momo
Very well! I will allow you to buy more!
[08:34] Chio
U-Um... these... here.
[08:37] Lady
Oh, she sort of returned to normal.
[08:40] Chio
Senpai, here are the relief supplies!
[08:42] Momo
Excellent work!
[08:44] Momo
We'll put this cola powder
into the cola, and...
[08:48] Momo
The perfect cola is now complete!
[08:55] Momo
It's so sweet!
[08:57] Momo
Have a taste, you two!
[08:58] Chio
Thanks!
[09:01] Chio
So sweet!
[09:03] Momo
I know, right?!
[09:04] Momo
Please give us some kind of prize
for this unprecedented invention!
[09:07] Manana
In that case...
[09:08] Both
Have the Nobel Fizzy Drink Prize!
[09:12] Momo
I'm allowed to have such an honor?
[09:14] Lady
Congrats!
[09:18] Momo
Thank you so much, everyone!
[09:20] Momo
I'm the recipient of the
Nobel Fizzy Drink Prize,
[09:22] Momo
and my name is Shinozuka Momo!
[09:24] Both
Whoa! It's a press conference
for the award ceremony!
[09:26] Both
How will you use this
technology in the future?
SIGN Air Mic
[09:28] Momo
Well, I plan to develop
this technology even further,
[09:31] Momo
and one day, I'll marry Gotou-sensei!
SIGN Marr
SIGN Marriage
[09:41] Momo
Why didn't you stop me?
[09:44] Chio
Because you looked so happy, Momo-senpai.
[09:48] Manana
So how was your first experience
buying and consuming?
[09:51] Momo
Well, i-i-it was...
[09:54] Momo
so much fun!
[09:56] Chio
Huh?! Wh-Why are you crying?!
[09:58] Momo
Thinking about how I'll never
be able to do it again is just...
[10:03] Chio
Then let's have a sweets party
at your house sometime, Senpai.
[10:07] Momo
What? Really?
[10:12] Momo
I'm sorry, Gotou-sensei,
to ask for a day off without warning.
[10:17] Sensei
Don't be. It's good to
let loose once in a while.
[10:22] Momo
Um, I... think I understand now.
[10:28] Sensei
I smell chocolate, cola, and caramel.
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[10:33] Chio
Chio's School...
[10:35] (Flashback) Chio
What are your thoughts on mint chocolate?
[10:38] (Flashback) Momo
Huh? Mint chocolate?
[10:40] (Flashback) Momo
I think people are rather
split on it overall,
[10:44] (Flashback) Momo
but I love it. I find it refreshing.
[10:47] (Flashback) Both
So there is someone who likes it!
SIGN Thousand Spring
[11:02] Chio
Hey! It's that girl!
[11:06] Chio
Gotta contact Manana.
[11:13] Chio
Her uniform...
[11:15] Chio
She's headed in a different direction
than her school, Eihei Girls' Academy.
[11:18] Chio
She must be scheming something...
[11:23] Andou
Damn it. There's still some left in here.
[11:25] Andou
Honestly, what if it explodes in the truck?
[11:30] Andou
And there's a bottle right next to it.
[11:33] Andou
To think that I hadn't even thrown out
trash from my own place until recently...
[11:37] Andou
The bottles go with the bottles!
The cans go with the cans!
[11:39] Andou
Whoa! A stuffed animal! Creepy!
SIGN Extra Large
Portions
SIGN Plain Jane
with Glasses
220 minutes
[11:44] Andou
Plain Jane... with Glasses... 220 minutes!
[11:48] Andou
I wonder if this is still watchable.
[11:50] Andou
No, I... But maybe just a little...
[11:53] Andou
No, I'm throwing it away!
[11:54] Andou
Ow!
[11:56] Andou
What the...
[11:58] Andou
Chiharu!
[11:59] Andou
Huh? What are you doing here?
[12:01] Chiharu
What the hell are you doing here, Mayu-nii?
[12:04] Andou
Huh? I'm working my shift
at the convenience store.
[12:07] Chiharu
Stop working!
SIGN Bonk
[12:09] Chiharu
I thought you were going to be the
world's best motorcycle gang member!
SIGN Bonk
SIGN Bonk
SIGN Bonk
SIGN Bonk
SIGN Bonk
SIGN Bonk
[12:12] Andou
Yeah, but...
SIGN Bonk
SIGN Bonk
SIGN Bonk
[12:13] Chiharu
Stop working! It's so lame!
[12:16] Chiharu
When you had your team,
you were so cool!
SIGN Starry Night Squad
[12:19] Chiharu
You always smelled like blood and steel!
I looked up to you!
[12:21] Chiharu
Now look at you!
[12:24] Chiharu
You've never even taken
the garbage out at home!
[12:25] Andou
C-Calm down! Okay?
[12:29] Chiharu
Why the hell am I going to
private school to study?!
[12:32] Chio
A-Andou-san...
[12:35] Chio
Do you know her?
[12:38] Andou
Yeah. She's my—
[12:41] Andou
Hey! Calm down!
[12:42] Andou
This is Andou Chiharu.
[12:45] Andou
She's my sister, and she's
ten years younger than me.
[12:47] Chiharu
What?! You know Mayu-nii?
[12:50] Andou
Wait, you know Chiharu, Miyamo?
[12:52] Chio
She stuck her fingers up my ass
out of nowhere the other day.
[12:55] Andou
The hell?!
[12:56] Andou
What do you think you're doing?!
[12:58] Chiharu
I didn't just do it randomly. We were
engaging in actual ass-to-ass combat.
[13:01] Chiharu
The one who has to clean up
after flower arrangement class
[13:03] Chiharu
is always decided during
lunch with ass-to-ass combat.
[13:05] Andou
I can't tell if this is supposed
to be elegant or vulgar...
[13:07] Andou
So why are you going after Miyamo?
[13:10] Andou
Why?
[13:11] Chiharu
To find your woman.
[13:15] Chiharu
It was completely unnatural for you
to just up and leave your team,
[13:18] Chiharu
so I gathered some information myself.
[13:20] (Flashback) Guy
The hell you want, you stupid little brat?
[13:22] (Flashback) Chiharu
I'm Andou's little sister!
[13:25] (Flashback) Chiharu
What happened to my brother?
[13:30] (Flashback) Chiharu
Tell me now!
[13:31] (Flashback) Guy
A-A woman from Samejima—
[13:32] (Flashback) Guy 2
You dumbass! You're gonna get killed!
[13:34] (Flashback) Guy
But...
[13:35] (Flashback) Guy 2
Sorry, but we can't say anything.
[13:38] Chiharu
Samejima? A woman from Samejima Academy?
[13:44] Chiharu
Then I'm going to find this bitch...
SIGN Kill her
[13:47] Chiharu
and kill her.
[13:48] Chio
Uh, kill her?
[13:50] Chiharu
I targeted this four-eyes
here to use as a pawn
[13:52] Chiharu
so I could find that woman,
since they go to the same school.
[13:55] Andou
Hey, Chiharu, listen...
[13:57] Chiharu
You don't have to hide it. I know!
[13:59] Chio
Uh... She's got quite a
few things wrong here,
[14:02] Chio
but she's essentially looking for me, isn't she?
SIGN Soft Serve
[14:05] Chio
I thought everything was
settled with Andou-san,
[14:08] Chio
and I doubt anything good will
come of telling her it's me, so...
SIGN Not my problem
[14:11] Chio
Not my problem.
[14:12] Chio
You can take care of it.
[14:15] Andou
Well, you see...
[14:17] Chiharu
I get it. It was amazing, right?
[14:21] Andou
Y-Yeah.
[14:22] Chiharu
It was so amazing that you
even changed your lifestyle.
[14:25] Chiharu
That sx...
[14:29] Chiharu
She's like a succubus who lives at
a love hotel... and Mayu-nii, you...
[14:34] Chio
Who are you calling a succubus?!
[14:36] Chiharu
That reaction... You must be Mayu-nii's woman!
[14:40] Chio
We're not going out! And I'm a virgin!
[14:41] Andou
Chiharu! Where did you learn such language?!
[14:44] Chio
Also, why do you keep calling him Mayu-nii?!
SIGN Soft Serve Deluxe
[14:46] Andou
Oh, my name's Mayuta...
[14:48] Chio
I see!
[14:50] Chiharu
What? So this four-eyes here
took you out in a single blow?
[14:54] Andou
That's right. As you mentioned,
I ended up losing in a duel with her.
[14:58] Andou
I quit the team because of
the promise I made then.
[15:00] Andou
That's all.
[15:01] Chio
Yeah, I guess it's something like that...
[15:05] Chiharu
I can't accept that!
[15:07] Andou
Chiharu!
[15:08] Andou
Do my eyes look like they're lying?
[15:13] Chiharu
N-No, but...
[15:15] Chiharu
Th-Then prove it to me!
[15:18] Chiharu
I simply can't believe that she
took you out with one punch!
[15:22] Chiharu
If she does it right in front
of me, then I'll believe it.
[15:24] Chiharu
But I'm pretty sure four-eyes
over there can't do it!
[15:27] Andou
Chiharu!
[15:28] Andou
You're not actually saying you*
want Miyamo to hit me, are you?
[15:32] Chio
Andou-san...
[15:34] Andou
Miyamo...
[15:35] Chio
Fight!
[15:36] Andou
What?! Are we seriously doing this?
[15:38] Chio
Of course we are!
[15:39] Chio
I can't let this end with your little
sister treating me like some slut!
[15:43] Chiharu
Well, it's the truth!
[15:44] Chio
Don't worry. It won't hurt.
[15:46] Andou
R-Right...
[15:47] Chio
I'll dislocate his jaw like last time.
[15:50] Chio
Here I go!
[15:54] Andou
Ow...
[15:56] Chio
Sorry!
[15:57] Chio
I got so nervous, it threw my aim off.
[15:59] Andou
R-Right...
[16:02] Chio
One more time!
[16:03] Andou
Yeah!
[16:04] Andou
Concentrate. I'm going to move with
her so she can hit me in the jaw.
[16:08] Chio
Here I go.
[16:09] Andou
Bring it. I'm ready—
[16:10] Andou
She got me on the other side?!
[16:11] Andou
Th-The left?
[16:13] Chio
Oh, sorry. My right elbow hurt.
[16:16] Chiharu
See?! You were lying!
[16:18] Chio
Last one!
[16:19] Andou
All right, bring it!
[16:20] Andou
Recreate what happened back then.
[16:24] Andou
For that to happen, I need to...
[16:26] Andou
scare Miyamo.
[16:31] Andou
All right, bring it.
[16:33] Andou
H-Huh?
[16:34] Chiharu
What? What happened?
[16:37] Chio
H-Huh? Wh-What the? U-Uh... I-I...
[16:40] Andou
Um, I...
[16:41] Chio
U-Um, how was it?
[16:44] Andou
H-How was it? I, uh... What?!
[16:47] Chio
H-H-H-H-Huh?!
[16:49] Chio
No, I, uh... I mean...
[16:52] Andou
I-I...
[16:54] Chiharu
Hey! What the heck's going on?
[16:55] Andou
Sorry!
[16:56] Manana
You're in the way!
[17:00] Manana
I finally found you, you little shit!
[17:06] Chio
That's right... Chiharu-chan
put Manana's ass through hell,
[17:11] Chio
so she's super pissed off!
[17:12] Chiharu
M-Mayu-nii, are you okay?
[17:14] Chio
Andou-san was just standing nearby...
[17:17] Chiharu
Sh-She took Mayu-nii out with one hit...
[17:19] Chiharu
D-Don't tell me...
[17:21] Chiharu
That woman is actually Mayu-nii's...
[17:24] Chiharu
Mayu-nii's real woman.
[17:25] Manana
Kill... Kill...
[17:27] Manana
I'll pull your intestines out
yer ass and pickle them...
[17:32] Chiharu
Bring it on, you bitch! Come at me!
[17:35] Chio
Don't!
[17:36] Chio
She's bad news when she
actually gets pissed off!
[17:39] Chio
If she ever got a boyfriend
and he cheated on her,
[17:41] Chio
she'd chop him up and throw
the pieces into the sea!
[17:44] Chio
Shit, this isn't good.
I won't be able to stop them.
[17:47] Chio
Someone's going to die!
[17:53] Chiharu
M-Mayu-nii...
[17:55] Chiharu
Wh-Why? I thought she knocked you out.
[18:01] Andou
Stop.
[18:03] Andou
If you lay a finger on my
sister, I'll kill you.
[18:06] Chio
This isn't good... She actually
took Andou-san out earlier.
[18:09] Chio
I need to stop Manana!
[18:11] Manana
Oh, okay. Got it.
[18:15] Chio
Wait, why is she being so obedient?
[18:17] Chio
Oh, right. I keep forgetting,
but Andou-san was a delinquent.
[18:22] Chio
He used to sit atop the school caste system.
[18:25] Chio
Of course there's no way we,
[18:27] Chio
members of the below
average club, could beat him.
[18:31] Chio
On the other hand...
[18:33] Chio
She can be as cruel as she wants to be
[18:35] Chio
against those who are below
us, like grade schoolers.
[18:39] Chio
Scary... She's super scary.
[18:42] Chiharu
Mayu-nii's still unconscious.
[18:45] Chiharu
He subconsciously protected me.
[18:50] Guy
Oh, there you are!
[18:52] Guy
Hey, we're waiting to get rung up in here.
[18:55] Andou
I'm sorry about that! I'll be right there!
[18:57] Guy
What were you doing? Get it together, man.
[19:03] Chio
All's well that ends well... I guess?
[19:06] Chio
So basically, we're just—
[19:09] Chiharu
I got it.
[19:11] Chiharu
If either of you were his real girlfriend,
he wouldn't get that angry... And...
[19:15] Andou
I'm so sorry about that.
[19:17] Andou
Thank you!
[19:20] Chio
He actually looks pretty
cool working, too, huh?
[19:23] Chiharu
Shut up! You dumbass!
[19:26] Chiharu
Stop acting like you understand. Damn it.
[19:29] Chio
Hey, are you over it now?
[19:31] Manana
Delinquents are scary!
[19:34] Chio
Oh... nope.
[19:35] Chiharu
Chio's School Road!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[19:38] Manana
I couldn't do a damn thing...
[19:40] Chio
Uh, well, you did punch
Andou-san in the face.
[19:44] Manana
Huh?!
[19:45] Chio
Though you both might not remember that.
[19:48] Manana
Come to think of it, I still feel
a slight tingling sensation.
[19:51] Manana
Thinking about that makes
me feel sort of relieved.
[19:54] Chio
I guess it didn't matter who you got
to take your frustrations out on...
SIGN "Andou and George"
SIGN Soft Serve Deluxe
SIGN Please don't feed the cats
SIGN Cat Food
SIGN Andou
SIGN They got closer.
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:30] girl
Next time on Chio's School Road,
[23:32] girl
"Chio in the Middle of
the Night" and "Apocri."
[23:35] girl
Look forward to it!
[23:36] chio
Who are you calling a succubus?!
But... how was I?
11 - Chio in the Middle of the Night / Apocri!
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SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
SIGN Chio in the Middle of the Night
[01:31] Chio
Go, go, go!
[01:32] Chio
Hurry! Hurry!
[01:39] Chio
There it is! The safe!
[01:41] Chio
Alpha! Charlie! Make it rain bullets!
[01:43] Both
Got it.
[01:44] Chio
We'll advance toward the wall from the side.
[01:46] Chio
Delta, ready the RPG.
[01:48] Delta
Roger.
[01:50] Charlie
Now! Run!
[01:59] Chio
All right, clear!
[02:01] Chio
The next wave is coming. Stand by!
[02:03] Chio
It's here!
[02:05] Chio
RPG!
[02:09] Chio
A clean hit! Just a little more, boys!
[02:11] Delta
Take this!
SIGN Congratulations.
Now the safe's right in front of you.
[02:17] All
Woohoo! We did it!
[02:20] Delta
It's all thanks to you, Bloody Butterfly!
[02:24] Chio
No problem!
[02:28] Alpha
We're finally at the safe!
[02:31] Delta
Get the equipment out!
[02:33] Chio
And now... to finish this.
[02:42] All
Hey, a stun grenade.
[02:47] Alpha
A stun grenade?!
[02:49] Chio
The six million dollars
in the safe... is all mine!
[02:56] Charlie
You bastard! You betrayed us!
[02:58] Delta
I'll kill you!
[03:01] Chio
Say what you want!
[03:24] Mom
Chio! Have you been up
playing all night again?!
[03:29] Mom
Huh?
[03:39] Chio
What the heck, Mom?
[03:42] Mom
You left the light on again!
[03:45] Mom
You can't get good sleep with lights on.
[03:47] Mom
I won't come wake you up if you oversleep!
[03:52] Chio
You're the one who's keeping me up.
[03:56] Mom
Honestly... I don't know how
to turn off your computer,
[04:00] Mom
so you need to turn it off
before going to bed!
[04:02] Chio
Now she's just being a sore loser,
still trying to lecture me...
[04:02] Mom
You always tell me not to touch your
things, but you never do it yourself.
[04:05] Chio
I win.
[04:06] Mom
I told you, we're trying to
cut our electricity bill.
[04:09] Mom
You'd better get up yourself tomorrow!
[04:11] Mom
I'm not waking you up!
[04:23] Chio
Shit! Shit! I'm pretty sure
I blasted them all away,
[04:27] Chio
but if any of them survived,
[04:29] Chio
they've probably beaten the crap out of me!
SIGN "Your comrades are dead. The money's all yours."
SIGN Base points Bonus points Kill points
[04:47] Chio
I got six million dollars!
[04:55] Chio
That was probably the most epic game
[04:57] Chio
I've ever played in my
whole online gaming career!
SIGN Base points Bonus points Kill points
[04:59] Chio
I'm just gonna take the money and run.
[05:03] Chio
There we go...
[05:06] Chio
Ready, and...
[05:08] Chio
Goodnight!
[05:27] Chio
Shit... I can't sleep.
[05:29] Chio
I never thought it'd go that perfectly.
[05:32] Chio
Just thinking about those
dumb bastards I betrayed
[05:35] Chio
shaking in anger under
the same night sky as me...
[05:41] Chio
Sh-Shit... I can't stop laughing.
SIGN dollars
SIGN 716,580,000 yen
[05:54] Chio
710,000,000 yen.
[05:57] Chio
I'm pretty rich now.
[06:00] Chio
I'm not entirely sure, but...
as rich as this manga artist, maybe?
[06:04] Chio
Wait a sec.
[06:06] Chio
If I really do have what
it takes to be a gangster
[06:09] Chio
and could actually obtain
this much money in reality...
[06:12] Chio
All my worries about my commute
would be gone in an instant.
SIGN Bank robberies Japan How to
SIGN Is it possible to commit bank robberies in this country? Best Answer It is not. Most transactions with bank tellers are now automated, and banks usually only have a few million yen on site. If there were someone planning to try to rob a bank in this country, they'd have to be an idiot corrupted by movies or video games.
[06:21] Chio
"Is it possible to commit bank
robberies in this country?"
[06:26] Chio
"It is not. Most transactions with
bank tellers are now automated,
[06:29] Chio
and banks usually only have
a few million yen on site.
[06:32] Chio
If there were someone planning to
try to rob a bank in this country,
[06:35] Chio
they'd have to be an idiot corrupted
by movies or video games."
[06:37] Chio
Idiot... Idiot... Idiot...
[06:37] [SONG] Sign
Idiot corrupted by movies or video games
[06:40] Chio
I see... So it's possible to do things in games
that are impossible IRL, not vice versa...
[06:49] Chio
But then...
[06:51] Chio
Why are there still wars when
we have war video games?
[06:56] Chio
I just don't get it...
[07:03] Chio
I fell asleep...
[07:06] Chio
What time is it?
[07:08] Chio
Uh... I'm looking at it upside-down...
[07:12] Chio
If I flip that around...
[07:16] Chio
8 AM?!
[07:18] Chio
Shit! Shit! Shit! Oh, shit!
[07:21] Chio
But I'm still okay, as long as I don't
run into trouble on my way to school!
[07:24] Chio
I'll get there in plenty of time...
[07:31] Chio
It's 4 AM, damn it!
[07:33] Mom
Chio! What on Earth are you doing?!
[07:35] Chio
Huh?!
[07:36] Chio
W-Well... There was a cockroach...
[07:40] Mom
Then why are you changing?
[07:42] Chio
Ah...
[07:44] Chio
I'm psyching myself up by
transforming... or something?
[07:47] Mom
Chio...
[07:49] Mom
Are you honestly okay?
[07:51] Chio
Crap, she's serious.
[07:53] Mom
Why don't you stay home today
so I can take you to the hospital?
[07:56] Chio
I'm totally fine, okay?
[07:58] Mom
Are you sure you don't need
to go to the hospital?
[08:00] Chio
I'm fine! I'm totally fine!
[08:07] Chio
Now I've done it!
[08:09] Chio
Shit... I can't believe I misread the clock!
[08:13] Chio
But now I've got a huge problem on my hands.
[08:17] Chio
And that's... to sleep or not to sleep?
SIGN To sleep or not to sleep?
SIGN Depth of sleep
SIGN Length of sleep
[08:21] Chio
I'm completely awake now
after freaking out like that,
[08:24] Chio
so if I try to sleep now, I'll have to wake up
right when I get to my deep sleep stage.
[08:28] Chio
I have a really hard time waking
up to the sound of alarms.
[08:29] Gamer
This is Bravo 1! Someone come in! Someone!
[08:31] Chio
There are times when I fall asleep during
shootouts in a game and don't wake up.
[08:36] Mom
Nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag...
[08:36] Chio
The way she was going on,
Mom probably really won't wake me up...
SIGN Yeah,
yeah...
[08:40] Chio
I need to consider the worst case
scenario in this situation...
SIGN If I sleep
[08:45] Chio
Crap! I totally overslept!
[08:48] Chio
Oh, hey. What's up?
[08:50] Yuki
Oh, so you didn't take the
day off from school today.
[08:54] Guy a
Do you think it could be...
[08:55] Chio
The suspicion that something's
up with the kid who comes
[08:56] Guy b
Nah, maybe she's sick?
[08:57] Chio
to school in the afternoon really sucks.
SIGN If I don't sleep
[09:01] Chio
Yeah, I didn't get any sleep at all.
[09:04] Yuki
Really? Don't you feel exhausted, then?
[09:07] Chio
No, actually, my body... feels really light!
[09:12] Chio
Just kidding...
[09:15] Chio
Either way, I'd rather
not stand out in class.
[09:18] Chio
My peaceful school life could be
ruined by these little occurrences.
[09:25] Chio
What should I do?
SIGN Chio-chan AM 4:22 Subject: Tomorrow Let's meet up at the shrine tomorrow. The same time as usual. Make sure you're not late.
[09:43] Chio
Let's meet up at the shrine tomorrow.
[09:46] Chio
The same time as usual.
Make sure you're not late.
[09:49] Manana
She didn't have to add that at
the end. I've never been late.
SIGN Chio-chan
SIGN Subject: Tomorrow
[09:54] Manana
Whoa, she sent this at 4:30 AM...
[09:56] Manana
Why the hell would she send it at that hour?
[09:59] Manana
She must've been playing games again.
[10:01] Manana
Did she even sleep?
[10:05] Manana
It's rare for Chio-chan
to show up before me...
[10:18] Manana
Please, by some miracle...
[10:20] Manana
Don't let this weirdo be my best friend...
[10:37] Manana
You finally woke up!
[10:39] Manana
Morning, Chio-chan.
[10:42] Chio
Man, I slept so well.
[10:45] Chio
My plan to have you wake me up was a success.
[10:48] Manana
Were you really sleeping this
whole time under that thing?
[10:51] Manana
You stood out like a sore thumb.
[10:54] Chio
The game I was playing gave me the idea.
[10:56] Chio
It doesn't matter in the end, as long
as people don't find out who I am.
[11:01] Chio
Huh?
[11:01] Manana
What's wrong?
[11:03] Chio
My head's starting to throb...
[11:05] Chio
Ow! What the hell?!
Ow, ow! It hurts so much!
[11:09] Manana
It's probably from lack of sleep.
[11:11] Chio
Seriously? Man, staying up all night sucks.
[11:15] Chio
Ow...
[11:16] Manana
Right?
[11:17] Chio
Ow, ow, ow...
[11:17] Manana
Right. It doesn't matter in the end,
as long as people don't find out...
[11:19] Chio
What is this?
[11:22] Manana
As long as they don't find out...
[11:23] (Flashback) Manana
Wake up. Chio-chan. It's morning.
[11:26] Manana
As long as they don't find out.
[11:27] (Flashback) Manana
Wake up, you bastard.
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[11:31] chio
Chio's School Road!
[11:34] Chio
Okay, fine.
[11:37] Chio
What would you do if you had 700 million yen?
[11:39] Manana
What? 700 million yen?
[11:41] Chio
Yeah, I made that much yesterday.
[11:42] Goto
Shinozuka.
[11:42] Chio
What're you talking about?
[11:43] Momo
Yes, sir?
[11:43] Chio
I got it in my game.
[11:44] Goto
What would you do if you
received 700 million yen?
[11:44] Chio
Of course...
[11:47] Momo
Huh? W-Well, um, I...
[11:50] Momo
To say I'd put it in savings would be cliché.
I don't want him to think I'm dull...
[11:54] Momo
I-I need to come up with something funny...
[11:56] Momo
U-Um...
[11:58] Momo
I-I'd pay my taxes.
[12:00] Momo
God, I'm such an idiot!
[12:04] Goto
If the local government's budget increased,
[12:06] Goto
I think everyone would be better off.
[12:08] Goto
Just the answer I'd expect from you.
[12:10] Momo
Right!
SIGN Apocri!
SIGN We want to know more!! Before summer arrives
SIGN A special on summer smells
[12:15] Lady
Now, for our special this week,
[12:17] Lady
we'll be covering the troubling
issue of body odor!
[12:19] Manana
Odor, huh? Has nothing to do with m—
[12:23] Lady
Did you know?
[12:24] Lady
There are many times
SIGN You might have BO, too
[12:25] [SONG] Sign
Haven't noticed personally
[12:25] [SONG] Sign
Have noticed personally
SIGN Other
[12:25] Lady
when you don't even notice your own BO.
[12:29] Lady
Oh, no!
[12:32] Lady
Many think that BO only affects men,
[12:35] Lady
but actually, more and more
women are being affected by it.
[12:38] Lady
I'm sure many of us plan to wear
lighter clothing this season.
[12:42] Lady
There are some pitfalls
that women might fall into,
[12:45] Lady
despite how hard they
work to avoid UV rays...
[12:53] Manana
Say, Chio-chan...
[12:56] Manana
Do I... ever smell bad?
[13:00] Chio
Huh? Well, if I had to choose,
I'd say you are pretty fishy...
[13:03] Manana
That's not what I meant!
[13:05] Manana
They were talking about
BO on TV yesterday...
[13:08] Manana
And you can't really tell yourself.
[13:11] Manana
So could you... check for me?
[13:15] Chio
Huh?
[13:16] Chio
No, no. You're fine. Really.
[13:18] Manana
Come on!
[13:19] Manana
Please!
[13:20] Chio
What?
[13:22] Chio
Fine, then...
[13:26] Manana
W-Well?
[13:28] Chio
Yeah, you don't smell.
[13:31] Manana
Thank goodness! I was so
worried, I couldn't sleep!
[13:36] Chio
Well, I mean, humans are animals, too.
[13:38] Chio
I think you're just worrying too much.
[13:40] Manana
I see.
[13:41] Chio
By the way—
[13:43] Manana
Okay, let me smell you now.
[13:44] Chio
No way! Somehow I knew that was coming!
[13:48] Manana
You know... For science.
[13:50] Chio
No! No way! It's embarrassing!
[13:52] Manana
Well, I was embarrassed, too!
[13:54] Chio
But you asked me to do it!
[13:56] Manana
Don't worry...
[13:57] Manana
I'm just checking.
[13:59] Chio
No way! Now I'm getting really nervous!
[14:07] Chio
Hey! What the hell was that technique?!
[14:08] Manana
Now you can't move.
[14:10] Chio
Stop it!
[14:20] Manana
What... was that overpowering beastly odor?
[14:23] Manana
My nose is still on my face... right?
[14:28] Chio
So... How was it?
[14:31] Manana
Huh?!
[14:32] Manana
Um... It was completely... normal.
[14:35] Chio
Oh, thank goodness!
[14:37] Manana
I-I can't tell her it was a smell that
nearly ripped my nose off my face...
[14:42] Manana
To think that Chio-chan
had such an ability...
[14:45] Manana
I had no idea.
[14:47] Manana
Why hadn't I realized it until now?
[14:50] Manana
I get it!
[14:52] Manana
We've always been together
ever since we were little,
[14:55] Manana
so my nose must've eventually
gotten used to it...
[14:58] Chio
Manana?
[15:00] Manana
I finally understand everything...
[15:02] Manana
including the reason Chio-chan became so
obsessed with being less than average.
[15:06] Manana
The reason that Chio-chan became so
withdrawn without even realizing it...
[15:07] Guy
Hey, let's have a party!
[15:09] Chio
I want to go, too.
[15:11] Girl
Yeah, so we'll be canceling that...
[15:13] Manana
...must be because she was hurt over
and over because of her condition.
[15:14] Chio
Huh?!
[15:16] Chio
But why?!
[15:19] Manana
Chio-chan, I'm so sorry...
that I hadn't noticed until now...
[15:25] Chio
Manana?
[15:27] Manana
This whole time...
[15:28] Manana
This whole time...
[15:31] Manana
I've been with you this whole time...
[15:33] Manana
Chio-chan, this is for you.
[15:36] Chio
Huh? What, why? I can really have it?
[15:38] Chio
I was just getting thirsty!
[15:41] Manana
Hang on a second.
[15:43] Manana
The fact that we've been together
this whole time would mean..
[15:47] Manana
that it affects me, too, right?
[15:51] Manana
Come to think of it, there was...
[15:54] (Flashback) Makiyama
Oh, cut it out, Makiyama-kun!
[15:54] Manana
Makiyama-kun, the boy in our
class that I got close to...
[15:56] (Flashback) Makiyama
Well, it's true.
[15:58] Manana
I was positive that he had feelings for me...
[16:01] Manana
But next thing I knew, he was going
out with some plain-as-hell girl.
[16:01] Manana
Oh, cut it out, Makiyama-kun!
[16:03] ---
Okay, maybe next time.
[16:05] Manana
I knew that I was his first choice...
[16:10] (Flashback) Makiyama
Sorry... I have someone else that I like.
[16:14] (Flashback) Girl
Nonomura-san from our class?
[16:16] (Flashback) Girl
I-I see...
[16:18] (Flashback) Girl
I guess you don't know, Makiyama-kun...
[16:21] (Flashback) Makiyama
Huh?
[16:22] (Flashback) Girl
Well, you see...
[16:24] (Flashback) Girl
She's best friends with Wild Game.
[16:27] (Flashback) Makiyama
W-Wild Game? You mean that girl with
the glasses and the wild animal BO?
[16:31] (Flashback) Girl
Yup. They're BFFs. All the girls know...
[16:36] (Flashback) Girl
that if you hang out with Nonomura,
[16:38] (Flashback) Girl
you might get it, too.
[16:41] (Flashback) Girl
That wild game stench...
[16:46] (Flashback) Makiyama
Man, that was close!
[16:48] (Flashback) Makiyama
I totally almost fell for her! Thanks, man!
[16:51] (Flashback) Girl
Oh, it was nothing! I was just
worried about you, Makiyama-kun!
[16:57] Manana
Chi...o...cha...n...
[17:00] Chio
Manana?! What the hell is
going on with your emotions?!
[17:03] Chio
Hey, Manana!
[17:04] Manana
Because of Chio—I mean, Wild Game...
[17:05] ---
What's wrong? Have you gone crazy?
[17:06] Manana
My normie life was... But... But...
[17:07] ---
Don't do it! Don't go crazy!
[17:11] Manana
But!
[17:12] Chio
What the hell's wrong with you?
[17:14] Chio
You're fine, Manana! You don't smell!
[17:17] Manana
That's not it!
[17:19] Manana
It's you, Wild Game.
[17:22] Manana
Thinking about what you've been through...
[17:25] Manana
and what you're going to go through...
[17:31] Manana
Ah... You reek.
[17:35] Manana
But still, I... I...
[17:40] Manana
I love you, Wild Game!
[17:47] Chio
Uh... Wild game is like...
meat from wild animals, right?
[17:53] Chio
The hell?
[17:54] Chio
Does she think eating smelly
meat will make her stink, too?
[17:58] Chio
Is she dumb?
[18:00] Manana
I've made up my mind.
[18:03] Manana
I'll stick with you for life, Wild Game.
[18:05] Chio
Huh? Is she going to become
a hunter or something?
[18:08] Manana
I'll always...
[18:09] Manana
be by your side!
[18:11] Manana
Let's continue being a burden
[18:14] Manana
to society together!
[18:17] Chio
Hello? Yuki-chan?
[18:19] Chio
Sorry to call you out of the blue.
Yeah, Manana's acting weird.
[18:23] Chio
Could you come by?
[18:24] Manana
You called Yuki-san?
[18:25] Chio
Yeah...
[18:26] Manana
That's perfect, actually.
For a brutal truth like this...
[18:26] Manana
I mean, I know she's always weird,
but this is beyond explanation.
[18:30] ---
Like, something's really wrong with her.
I seriously can't even explain it!
[18:30] Manana
It's best to have someone
sincere and honest tell you.
[18:35] Chio
Yeah...
[18:35] Manana
The day of reckoning is nigh!
[18:38] Chio
Uh... Yeah. Please hurry.
[18:42] Yuki
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[18:44] Chio
You're so fast, Yuki-chan!
[18:46] Manana
So you've come!
[18:48] Manana
But that girl... is just a smiling reaper.
[18:48] Yuki
Not at all!
[18:55] Manana
I'm glad you could make it,
Death Scythe Hosokawa.
[18:59] Chio
See?
[19:00] Yuki
You're right...
[19:01] Manana
Yuki-san, there's something
that I need you to confirm.
[19:05] Manana
And I need you to be completely honest.
[19:09] Yuki
Yeah! You don't smell at all!
[19:12] Chio
Huh?
[19:13] Chio
What the hell?
[19:15] Manana
Huh?! You don't have to be
nice, Yuki-san! Be honest!
[19:19] Yuki
I am, though! I can't lie!
[19:23] Manana
Then let me smell!
[19:25] Chio
What?!
[19:31] Manana
She's right! You don't stink!
[19:33] Chio
No, I don't!
[19:34] Manana
But I could've sworn I smelled some
tremendous beastly smell earlier...
[19:39] Chio
Actually, now that you mention it...
[19:46] Chio
It reeks! What the hell?!
[19:49] Chio
My nose is still on my face, right?
[19:51] Chio
Why is it just here?
[19:55] Chio
Come to think of it,
when I left the house today...
[19:58] (Flashback) Chio
There, there, good boy.
You're so full of energy again.
[20:03] (Flashback) Chio
Hey, stop it. I'm ticklish there.
[20:07] Chio
It must be Chop's saliva.
[20:09] Yuki
Do doggies' mouths smell that bad?
[20:10] Manana
I see.
[20:12] Manana
It's all because of her dog.
Chio-chan doesn't actually smell.
[20:12] Chio
Well, my dog's teeth are really bad.
[20:17] Manana
Thank goodness. Wild Game didn't
actually exist in this world.
[20:23] Manana
Then why...
[20:25] Manana
didn't Makiyama-kun choose me?!
[20:28] Chio
I'm gonna go to the bathroom in
the convenience store to wipe it off.
[20:30] Yuki
Okay!
[20:33] Manana
S-Say... Do you know
Makiyama-kun from our class?
[20:37] Yuki
Oh, you mean Kensuke-kun.
[20:39] Manana
Oh, you're on a first-name basis...
[20:42] Manana
I-It seems like he got
a girlfriend recently...
[20:46] Manana
I was... sort of going for him.
[20:51] Yuki
Really?
[20:52] Yuki
Oh, but you haven't actually
asked him out, right?
[20:55] Manana
Huh? Right...
[20:57] Yuki
Thank goodness!
[20:59] Yuki
You see, Kensuke-kun only likes pretty girls.
[21:04] Manana
You don't say...
[21:06] Manana
Ah...
[21:07] Manana
Death Scythe Hosokawa...
[21:09] Manana
You truly are a cruel angel...
[21:11] Chio
I'm back!
[21:14] Manana
I see.
[21:16] Manana
Since Makiyama-kun only likes pretty
girls, I didn't stand a chance!
[21:21] Manana
Thank goodness I didn't get hurt!
[21:28] Yuki
Sniff, sniff, sniff, whiff, whiff, whiff.
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[21:30] Yuki
Ah, what a lovely scent.
[21:33] Manana
What do you smell like, Momo-senpai?
[21:36] Chio
Yeah!
[21:37] Manana
Yeah!
[21:39] Momo
Where did that come from?
[21:40] Manana
Sensei, you always have a
girl standing next to you.
[21:43] Manana
I hope you're mindful of how you smell.
[21:47] Momo
Oh, but...
[21:48] Momo
I don't mind the smell of
a hard-working older man...
[21:55] Goto
Older man?
SIGN Next Episode Preview
[23:28] manana
Next time on Chio's School Road...
[23:30] chio
Really?!
[23:30] manana
"Just One Masterful Method"...
[23:31] chio
What?
[23:32] manana
...and "Yuki-chan Bares It All."
[23:35] manana
Look forward to it!
[23:36] all
La, la, la, the last episode!
12 - Just One Masterful Method / Yuki-chan Bares It All
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SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[01:30] Chio
Chop, Chop, you reek of dog...
SIGN Just One Masterful Method
[01:35] Chio
You reek of dog...
[01:38] Chio
Reek of dog, reek of—
[01:40] Chiharu
Hey.
[01:51] Chio
What?!
[01:52] Chio
What's she doing at my house?
How'd she get my address?
[01:55] Chio
Is this some kind of raid?
[01:59] Chio
What? Did you want something?
[02:02] Chio
Wait, is this going to turn violent?!
I have to head to school—
[02:06] Chio
Don't grab my skirt like it's my collar!
[02:08] Chiharu
Hey, you...
[02:09] Chio
Yes?!
[02:10] Chiharu
Are you smart?
[02:13] Chio
Uh, my grades? They're average, I guess?
[02:17] Chio
They're below average, actually...
[02:19] Chiharu
I see.
[02:20] Chiharu
I'm having some trouble with my homework.
[02:24] Chio
Um...
[02:25] Chiharu
Mayu-nii is useless when
it comes to studying,
[02:28] Chiharu
so you guys were the only ones
I could think of to go to.
[02:31] Chiharu
Stare...
[02:34] Chio
Oh, uh, please, allow me to help you.
[02:37] Chiharu
All right.
[02:38] Chio
What?!
[02:40] Chio
What's with her attitude?
What a cocky little shit!
[02:42] Chio
But it's just grade school homework.
[02:44] Chio
I'll show her how smart
high school girls can be!
SIGN Answer
[02:47] Sign
Question 1: These 2 triangles are congruent.
Find the length of line A.
[02:49] Chio
Oh, a diagram question.
[02:52] Chio
What?
[02:53] Chio
This is way harder than I was expecting...
[02:56] Chio
Come to think of it, Chiharu-chan
goes to Eihei Girls' Academy,
[02:59] Chio
which is a pretty famous
prep school for rich girls.
[03:01] Chio
Shit. What should I do?
[03:04] Chiharu
Oh.
[03:04] Chiharu
That's the wrong one.
[03:06] Chio
Huh?
[03:07] Chiharu
I can answer that one.
[03:08] Chio
Huh?!
[03:09] Chio
By the way, Chiharu-chan,
how'd you know my address?
SIGN Miyamo
[03:12] Chiharu
Oh, when I was borrowing Mayu-nii's PC,
[03:15] Chiharu
I happened to see your
address marked on the map.
SIGN Miyamo's House
[03:18] Chio
Oh, I see.
[03:19] Chio
Wait...
[03:21] Chiharu
Found it. Here.
[03:22] Chio
Okay...
[03:23] Chio
Let's see, the subject is... social studies?
SIGN Using your current abilities, explain how you would earn 500 yen within 24 hours.
[03:27] Narrator
Using your current abilities, explain how
you would earn 500 yen within 24 hours.
[03:33] Chio
Whoa, this is hardcore.
[03:36] Chio
Are they, like... trying to
instill business sense
[03:38] Chio
in these girls while they're still young?
[03:40] Chio
Eihei Girls' Academy is amazing.
[03:43] Chio
If I were Chiharu-chan...
[03:45] Chio
Something I could do to make money...
SIGN @saito
05 for just the bottom
08 for both top and bottom
@chii
No strings attached lol
@saito
Thanks
[03:49] Chiharu
I'll do it back there.
[03:51] Guy
School... girl...
[03:53] Chiharu
That'll be 20K.
[03:56] Chio
The worst... I am the absolute worst!
[03:59] Chio
Just curious... What did you think
up for this, Chiharu-chan?
[04:02] Chiharu
Yeah, about that...
As soon as we got this assignment...
[04:07] (Flashback) Chiharu
Mugging someone.
[04:09] (Flashback) Teacher
Mugging refers to the action in which one
coerces another to give them money.
[04:13] (Flashback) Teacher
I cannot allow that.
Indisputable criminal acts are not allowed.
[04:17] (Flashback) Teacher
However, new business ventures
usually start from a gray area,
[04:20] (Flashback) Teacher
so keep that in mind.
[04:22] (Flashback) All
Yes, sir.
[04:24] Chiharu
Is what he said.
[04:25] Chio
Is that school really okay?
[04:27] (Flashback) Ando
Five hundred yen?
You mean without mugging someone?
[04:31] Ando
Then you could go find a bike lying
around somewhere and sell it for parts.
SIGN Yashimura
[04:36] Chiharu
Mayu-nii impressed me, as always,
[04:38] Chiharu
but I don't know how to
take apart any machines.
[04:41] Chiharu
You're currently in high school, aren't you?!
[04:43] Chiharu
Now, tell me!
[04:46] Chio
This is my chance...
[04:48] Chio
to show this cocky little shit
[04:53] Chio
my dignity as an older woman.
[04:56] Chiharu
Hey...
[04:57] Chio
There's a way.
[05:00] Chio
Just one masterful way.
SIGN Flammable trash bag for home use
[05:04] Chiharu
What's that?
[05:06] Chio
All the empty cans that my dad drank from.
[05:09] Chio
Someone I know once told me...
[05:11] (Flashback) Master
My job?
[05:13] (Flashback) Master
Collecting cans brings in a lot of cash,
but you need to be smart about it.
[05:18] Chio
The factory not far from here
apparently buys them.
[05:21] Chiharu
Huh...
[05:23] Chio
I call it the "Get Rich Quick By
Selling Recyclable Waste" plan!
[05:28] Chio
Not only are you recycling, but it fits
in with your assignment, doesn't it?
[05:32] Chiharu
True...
[05:34] Chiharu
You're pretty smart.
[05:36] Chio
Well, yeah. I have a lot
more experience than you.
[05:39] Chio
Yes! Just a little more...
[05:44] Chiharu
H-Hey, do we have to flatten all of these?
[05:47] Chio
Of course!
[05:48] Chio
Always sell goods in their best condition!
[05:50] Chio
That's common sense!
[05:52] Chio
It'll be flattened during the
recycling process anyway,
[05:54] Chio
so if we go ahead and do it for
them, they'll appreciate it!
[05:57] Chio
Plus, it takes up less space,
so it'll be easier to carry around.
[06:00] Chio
Howzat?!
[06:02] Chiharu
T-True...
[06:03] Chio
Right?!
[06:05] Chio
They remove the water from orange juice
to make it lighter for transport, too!
[06:09] Chiharu
H-Hey...
[06:11] Chiharu
There are hard cans and soft cans.
Do we need to separate them?
[06:16] Chio
Got her.
[06:18] Chio
I think we just need the hard ones.
[06:20] Chio
Harder material is always better, right?
[06:22] Chio
I mean, diamonds are the hardest.
[06:25] Chiharu
Right...
[06:26] Chio
Okay, let's go.
[06:27] Chiharu
R-Right...
[06:38] Chio
Go ahead and put it in here.
[06:40] Chiharu
Okay...
[06:44] Boy
Yah!
[07:04] Chiharu
What... is this?
[07:05] Hebino
What is it? It's how much you get
for three kilograms of steel cans!
SIGN We buy aluminum cans for a high price!!
[07:08] Hebino
And did you have to bring
such a half-assed amount?
[07:11] Hebino
Also, don't smash the cans!
[07:13] Hebino
It messes with the machines
when we press them!
[07:15] Chio
Sorry...
[07:17] Chiharu
What?
[07:17] Hebino
Also, next time, just bring
aluminum cans instead!
[07:19] Hebino
They're worth ten times more!
[07:21] Hebino
God, what a waste of time!
[07:24] Chiharu
The aluminum cans are the softer cans, right?
[07:28] Chiharu
Didn't you say...
[07:29] Chio
I did not.
[07:31] Chiharu
What? But you said something about
diamonds being hard, so the harder ones—
[07:34] Chio
I said no such thing.
[07:35] Chiharu
And you said they'd be worth
more if we flattened—
[07:37] Chio
I did not!
[07:40] Chiharu
Uh, you're not a kid, so stop yelling.
This was your mistake, wasn't it?
[07:45] Chiharu
Just admit it.
[07:46] Chio
Was not.
[07:47] Chiharu
Uh, speak up.
[07:48] Chio
Then...
[07:49] Chio
You should've just looked it up yourself!
Don't put this all on me!
[07:52] Chio
Also, if we'd used the aluminum cans,
you'd have passed the assignment, right?
[07:55] Chio
So just write that you used aluminum ones!
[07:58] Chio
It's not like I...
[08:01] Chiharu
Hey, are you...
[08:04] Chiharu
actually crying?
[08:09] Chio
We worked so hard...
and it was only worth 50 yen!
[08:14] Chiharu
Seriously?
[08:15] Chiharu
H-Hey, stop crying. You can use that
money to buy some chocolate, okay?
[08:22] Chiharu
Well, if anything, I now know for
sure that she's not Mayu-nii's girl.
[08:26] Chiharu
She's way too pathetic.
[08:28] Chiharu
At least I found that out.
[08:30] Chiharu
Come on, stop crying. We're in public.
[08:33] Chio
Yeah... What's this line for, anyway?
[08:36] Manana
Ah.
[08:37] Chio
Huh? Manana!
[08:39] Manana
Chio-chan... and Andou's sister?!
[08:41] Chio
What are you doing?
[08:42] Manana
Apparently the shop up ahead
is having a crazy sale.
SIGN Sale!!
[08:46] Chio
Huh?! But we have to go to school!
[08:48] Manana
Not to worry! I'm taking the day off.
[08:50] Chio
You can't! Come on, we're going to school.
[08:51] Manana
Hey, stop it!
[08:53] Chio
Who am I supposed to hang out with
at lunch if you're not there?!
[08:55] Manana
Shut up! Just faceplant
on your desk and sleep!
[08:57] Chio
Besides, that shop's super expensive,
[08:59] Chio
so with your allowance,
you could only buy, like, a coaster!
[09:02] Manana
Huh? What?
[09:03] Chio
It'd be a waste of time to stand in line
[09:05] Chio
for hours just to buy something
for a few hundred yen!
[09:07] Manana
Y-You really think s—
[09:09] Chio
Come on, let's go!
Otherwise I'm telling the school on you!
[09:11] Manana
Uh... W-Wait a sec... Th-Th...
[09:13] Manana
Then I'll sell it!
[09:15] Manana
I'll sell the right to stand here to someone!
[09:19] Manana
I don't want all the time I spent
in line to go to waste! No! No!
[09:21] Chio
M-Manana!
[09:22] Lady
W-Wait!
[09:24] Lady
I'll take that spot! Okay?
[09:26] Lady 2
Hey, I'll buy it for 1,000 yen!
[09:29] Lady 1
Then I'll pay 1,500 yen!
[09:31] Lady 2
Then I'll pay 2,000 yen!
[09:32] Lady 1
Then I'll pay 2,500 yen!
[09:36] Manana
Did that actually work out?
I mean, it's not a bad thing...
[09:42] Chiharu
A line agent...
[09:43] Chiharu
It costs me nothing.
[09:44] Chiharu
And if it only requires standing,
even I could do it.
[09:48] Chiharu
It's perfect...
[09:49] Manana
Hm?
[09:51] Chiharu
It's perfect!
[09:52] Manana
Huh? What is?
[09:53] Chiharu
You're amazing!
[09:55] Manana
Huh? I-I am?
[09:56] Chiharu
She beat the crap out of Mayu-nii before, too.
[09:59] Chiharu
She might actually be amazing!
[10:02] Manana
Hey, Chio-chan... I don't know what's
going on with Andou's sister.
[10:07] Manana
I mean, to begin with...
[10:09] Manana
Chio-chan?
[10:10] Chio
Manana.
[10:13] Chio
I think it's pretty obvious that
I get a cut of that money, right?
[10:17] Manana
Huh?
[10:18] Manana
Wh-Why?
[10:20] Chio
If I hadn't passed by, that situation
would never have happened.
[10:24] Chio
You would've never received that money.
[10:26] Manana
Huh? What?!
[10:27] Chio
I'll settle for half.
[10:28] Chiharu
J-Just from being with her
for only a few minutes...
[10:29] Chio
Really, half is fine, okay?!
[10:32] Manana
N-No way!
[10:33] Chio
Then a third will be fine!
[10:35] Manana
Wh-What are you—
[10:35] Manana
Just a third will be fine!
[10:37] Chio
Come on, Manana!
[10:39] Chiharu
She's older than me, but she's such a failure.
[10:42] Chiharu
She acts like a know-it-all
toward anyone younger,
[10:44] Chiharu
she'll shift the blame
if she makes a mistake,
[10:46] Chiharu
and she's underhanded with money.
[10:48] Chiharu
Man... I was so stupid.
[10:51] Chiharu
I can't believe I mistook her for
the girl that Mayu-nii liked...
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[10:56] Yuki
Chio's School Road!
[10:58] Manana
It sure is hard to make money.
[11:01] Chio
Sure is.
[11:02] Manana
Why don't you try becoming a pro
at streaming game playthroughs?
[11:06] Chio
That won't work.
[11:07] Chio
If it's not a game that's officially
recognized, you can't monetize it,
[11:11] Chio
and the competition's brutal.
[11:12] Manana
Wait, have you already tried it?
[11:14] Chio
Nope.
[11:16] Manana
Can I search for you?
[11:17] Chio
Please don't.
[11:19] Chio
I got curious about the word
"streak" in "kill streak"...
[11:22] Manana
Sorry, but I don't even know
what "kill streak" means.
[11:26] Chio
And then I ended up on the word "streaking."
[11:29] Chio
Apparently it's some societal protest thing
[11:32] Chio
you do by running around
the city completely naked,
[11:34] Chio
and it was really popular
to do in the seventies.
SIGN Yuki-chan Bares It All
[11:37] Manana
What? They got naked just
to express their opinions?
[11:40] Manana
Man, people in the seventies were stupid!
[11:43] Yuki
But... you know...
[11:45] Yuki
that must feel fantastic!
[11:48] Both
Uh... Yuki-chan?
[11:50] Chio
Wait, you have a desire to run around naked?
[11:53] Yuki
Huh? Well, when I get into my groove
and gain enough speed while running,
[11:57] Yuki
I feel like if I take my clothes off,
I might actually become the wind.
[12:01] Chio
O-Oh...
[12:05] Chio
You don't walk around your
room naked, do you, Yuki-chan?
[12:10] Yuki
Wait, did I mention that before?
[12:12] Chio
I was right!
[12:13] Chio
No... You hadn't told us before.
[12:15] Yuki
Huh? D-Did I say something
I shouldn't have again?
[12:19] Yuki
But I at least wear an apron when I'm eating!
[12:22] Both
Wait, what new sort of
apron-only trend is that?
[12:26] Chio
Wait... Based on that explanation,
[12:27] Chio
it's not just her room. She walks
around her entire house naked.
[12:31] Chio
I knew it. There's more to
Yuki-chan than meets the eye.
[12:36] Chio
Do the other kids in our class know that?
[12:39] Yuki
No... I don't think my
friends from class know yet.
[12:43] Yuki
I'm pretty sure there are a
lot of others like me, though.
[12:47] Chio
Yeah, this girl's trouble.
[12:49] Yuki
My parents are like that, too.
[12:51] Chio
Her whole family's trouble!
[12:54] Yuki
What are you guys doing? Let me join in!
[12:57] Girl
We're playing Ghost Blitz!
[12:59] Chio
Even though Yuki-chan's the queen bee,
[13:02] Chio
she'd always cheerfully interact
with below average girls like us.
[13:05] Chio
She's really, really important...
[13:08] Chio
To keep me from being harassed
by any of the normie groups,
[13:10] Chio
she's a really important...
[13:12] Chio
deter—
[13:12] Chio
friend!
[13:15] Chio
I have to tell her as a friend
[13:16] Chio
that she shouldn't tell others
about that since it's not normal!
[13:19] Chio
She might hate me for it...
[13:22] Chio
But she's my friend!
[13:24] Chio
Manana?
[13:25] Manana
Yuki-san...
[13:28] Manana
Isn't being naked awesome?
[13:30] Manana
I walk around my house naked, too!
[13:32] Chio
Argh! This bitch went
all-in on the flattery!
[13:37] Manana
I'm naked when I take a bath,
so I'm not exactly lying.
[13:46] Yuki
Manana-chan...
[13:49] Yuki
Is that true?
[13:51] Manana
Huh?!
[13:53] Yuki
You're not teasing me... are you?
[13:57] Yuki
My dad told me that being
naked is a natural thing,
[14:00] Yuki
and it's okay to be proud of it.
[14:02] Yuki
It's fine if people don't understand,
[14:04] Yuki
but it's also okay to get angry if
people tease me for it, he said.
[14:08] Yuki
So...
[14:11] Yuki
I can believe you, right?
[14:13] Yuki
You go about your everyday life
in your house naked, right?
[14:22] Manana
You piece of shit!
[14:23] Manana
U-Um...
[14:25] Manana
O-Of course it's true! I mean, I, uh...
[14:27] Manana
Even now...
[14:28] Manana
I-I-I-I-If I could...
[14:32] Manana
I wish I could go to school
without any panties on.
[14:35] Chio
What? She panicked and made the
worst possible move, that fool.
[14:42] Chio
Huh?
[14:42] Yuki
Me, too!
[14:44] Manana
Huh?
[14:45] Manana
Huh?!
[14:45] Chio
Huh?
[14:46] Manana
Wait... Yuki-san?!
[14:46] Manana
It's fine! It's fine!
SIGN 2 Minutes Later
[14:49] Manana
The material of the skirt is
touching... It feels so weird.
[14:55] Yuki
Thanks for waiting!
[14:56] Chio
Manana, did you really—
[15:01] Chio
Seriously?! I mean that
in so many ways right now!
[15:03] Chio
Let's go that way!
[15:04] Yuki
Yup!
[15:10] Manana
Eek!
[15:13] Yuki
Manana-chan, Manana-chan!
[15:14] Yuki
You're fine! Great voice! Nice job!
[15:17] Manana
At what?! This is way more
embarrassing than I thought it'd be!
[15:20] Yuki
Don't just stand there! Be bold and free!
[15:23] Yuki
Oh, hey, a cockroach.
[15:24] Manana
Wait, where?!
[15:26] Yuki
No, over here.
[15:27] Manana
G-Gross! Where is it?!
[15:29] Yuki
Looking good!
[15:30] Manana
Wait, what? No way!
[15:32] Manana
Damn you, Yuki-chan!
[15:35] Manana
Take this! Wind attack!
[15:39] Yuki
Manana-chan! The wind tickles!
[15:42] Yuki
Jeez!
[15:45] Manana
I think I'm getting used to this.
[15:46] Yuki
Right?
[15:47] Manana
Maybe it's not so bad after all.
[15:50] Manana
It's making me walk with my legs together,
so don't I look more girly?
[15:54] Yuki
I feel so free, I might just
start running at any moment!
[15:58] Manana
Come on, Yuki-chan!
You can't do that. It'll be visible!
[16:01] Manana
Besides, you always want to run.
[16:03] Yuki
You think so?
[16:05] Chio
Uh... They sorta look
like they're having fun.
[16:08] Manana
Hey, stop that, Yuki-chan!
[16:10] Yuki
You, too, Manana-chan!
[16:11] Manana
Let go of me!
[16:15] Chio
Hey!
[16:18] Manana
Sorry. I'd rather not have
one of your kind touching me.
[16:22] Yuki
What's the matter?
[16:23] Manana
Oh, nothing at all!
[16:25] Chio
Huh? What the hell was that?
[16:26] Chio
Like when that one tropical island tribe
bungee jumps to prove their adulthood,
[16:30] Chio
and laughs at the ones who
couldn't go through with it?!
[16:32] Chio
Wait. That'd make me super boring!
[16:34] Chio
No! I need a different analogy!
[16:37] Chio
Yes...
SIGN Chi-oh
[16:37] Chio
It's like two slaves that
start bragging about
[16:41] Chio
how beautiful the chains on their legs are!
[16:44] Manana
Isn't my chain gorgeous?
[16:46] Yuki
Mine's new!
[16:48] Chio
Before you know it, they're laughing
at the one not wearing any chains!
[16:51] Manana
She doesn't have a chain on.
[16:52] Yuki
Lame.
[16:53] Chio
Gulp!
[16:54] Chio
Damn it! Who do you think
you are, you damn slaves?!
[17:01] Chio
But I don't think I've seen Manana
laugh like that in a long time.
[17:05] Chio
She's laughing way more
than when she's with me...
[17:08] Chio
Why? All you did was go commando!
[17:11] Chio
How does one piece of cloth
make such a difference?
[17:13] Chio
No... Panties are the
very symbol of intellect!
[17:17] Chio
The seal that keeps instincts at bay.
[17:19] Chio
In other words...
[17:21] Chio
panties are a binding spell!
[17:26] Guy
Welcome.
[17:27] Chio
Um... I'd like to use the bathroom.
[17:33] Chio
Manana, Yuki-chan! Wait!
[17:41] Manana
Chio-chan?!
[17:42] Chio
Just you wait!
[17:43] Chio
This is my...
[17:47] Chio
resolve!
[17:51] Chio
Holy shit! This is super exciting!
[17:54] Both
Chio-chan!
[18:00] Chio
I never knew I could be
so honest with myself!
[18:03] Chio
Going commando...
[18:05] Chio
is the best!
[18:08] Kushitori
Oh, I see you're all frolicking about.
[18:12] Kushitori
By the way, all of you
seem extra radiant today.
[18:16] Kushitori
I wonder why...
[18:21] Chio
This is bad!
[18:22] Chio
I didn't expect to run
into Kushitori-senpai...
[18:24] Chio
If she finds out we've all gone
commando, we're finished!
[18:27] Chio
Our you-know-whats will be done for!
[18:29] Manana
Well, we're first-years in high school
[18:32] Manana
and smack dab in the middle of our youth!
[18:34] Manana
Of course we're radiant!
[18:37] Kushitori
True... You three are always very radiant.
[18:40] All
Yes!
[18:42] Chio
We have to get away...
[18:43] Kushitori
Okay!
[18:44] Kushitori
Let's play kabaddi!
[18:45] Chio
Why?!
[18:47] Kushitori
You fools! You need to put that radiant
energy of yours toward something!
[18:51] Kushitori
Am I wrong?
[18:53] Kushitori
Youth means sports, and sports means?
[18:55] Chio
E-sports?
[18:56] Manana
Sumo wrestling?
[18:57] Kushitori
Exactly! The answer's kabaddi!
[18:58] Yuki
That sounds great!
[19:00] Both
What?!
[19:05] Kushitori
All right, that's the mid-line.
[19:07] Kushitori
You girls can go first.
[19:08] Yuki
Let's do this!
[19:09] Manana
Calm down, Yuki-chan!
[19:10] Chio
Your you-know-what will be gone! Done for!
[19:12] Kushitori
Okay, so Yuki-chan's the raider. Bring it!
[19:15] Yuki
Okay!
SIGN Va
[19:22] Chio
Yuki-chan!
[19:25] Kushitori
Nice tackle!
[19:26] Kushitori
Miyamo! Despite all your complaining,
you actually want to play kaba—
[19:29] Kushitori
Miyamo, where are you going?!
[19:30] Manana
Sorry, Kushitori-senpai!
[19:32] Manana
We all have to pee, and we were just
in the middle of looking for a bathroom!
[19:36] Kushitori
So they were holding in their
pee and about to burst...
[19:40] Kushitori
No wonder they looked so radiant!
[19:45] Chio
Come on!
[19:46] Chio
You need to be more careful, Yuki-chan!
[19:48] Yuki
Jeez, I had no idea it was visible...
[19:49] Yuki
Who knew that would happen?
[19:51] Chio
I don't think you've learned at all!
[19:53] Yuki
I have, really!
[19:56] Manana
There's some news about someone
[19:58] Manana
being fined 300,000 yen for
exposing themselves on the streets.
[20:01] Chio
That's a lot!
[20:06] Chio
You could buy VR with that!
[20:07] Yuki
Actually, if that's all it costs...
[20:10] Yuki
If I dip into all the New Year's
money I've been saving...
[20:14] Yuki
I could pull that off at least once...
[20:17] Both
No!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[20:19] All
Chio's School Road!
[20:22] Kushitori
Something's not sitting
quite right with me...
[20:25] Kushitori
Like I was missing something
the whole time...
[20:30] (Flashback) Kushitori
And sports means?
[20:31] (Flashback) Chio
E-sports?
[20:32] (Flashback) Manana
Sumo wrestling?
[20:33] (Flashback) Manana
Sumo wrestling... Sumo, sumo, sumo... dosukoi.
[20:35] Kushitori
Women's sumo wrestling?!
[20:38] Kushitori
I should've gone with that!
[20:40] Narrator
Uh, we ended up with extra time,
so have some previews.
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[20:45] Chio
This is a hunt. I'll hunt,
and hunt, and hunt some more!
[20:49] Chio
Hold it.
[20:50] Chio
Where do you think you're going?
[20:52] Ando
I love you!
[20:57] Chiharu
Mayu-nii... Why?
[20:59] Chio
That bastard... Scaring the crap
out of me first thing in the morning!
[21:02] Guy
Hey, you must really be
able to hold your liquor.
[21:05] Manana
I've been framed!
[21:08] Yuki
Sports?
[21:10] Marina
Just her school garments?!
[21:13] Fuyumi
Hmph, you peons.
[21:15] Girl
Marina! Beneath you!
[21:17] Chiharu
You sure use polite language,
but those are some panties...
[21:25] Marina
Urf.
[21:27] Chiharu
I've taken care of all your peons.
[21:29] Chiharu
You guys are all that's
left, the Seven Spears!
[21:32] Chiharu
I'll be back here in a week, waiting for you!
SIGN Mad Dog
SIGN Andou Chiharu
[21:35] Nar
Mad Dog: Andou Chiharu.
[21:37] Mafuyu
Hmph. Know your place.
SIGN Thumbelina
SIGN Noujou Fuyumi
[21:40] Nar
Thumbelina: Noujou Fuyumi.
[21:43] [SONG] Sign
Psychopath
SIGN Endou Ichigo
[21:43] Nar
Psychopath: Endou Ichigo.
SIGN The Assassin of Moriyama
SIGN Ogawara Hibiki
[21:46] Nar
The Assassin of Moriyama: Ogawara Hibiki.
SIGN Two Hands
SIGN Takagi Youko
[21:49] Nar
Two Hands: Takagi Youko.
SIGN Typhoon
SIGN Aotsuka Makoto
[21:52] Nar
Typhoon: Aotsuka Makoto.
[21:54] [SONG] Sign
Teacher Slayer
SIGN Hama Éclair
[21:55] Nar
Teacher Slayer: Hama Éclair.
[21:58] [SONG] Sign
Colossus
SIGN Kairiki Ayame
[21:59] Nar
Colossus: Kairiki Ayame.
[22:04] Chiharu
I'm going to win for my friends!
SIGN Chio's
SIGN School Road
[22:07] Girl
Thanks for watching!
[22:12] Chio
My name is Miyamo Chio.
[22:14] Chio
I'm a member of the soft tennis club.
[22:16] Chio
High school first-year.
[22:18] Chio
The thing I hate most...
[22:20] Chio
is standing out.
[22:23] Manana
Chio-chan!
[22:24] Yuki
Are you okay, Chio-chan?
[22:26] Some
Are you all right, Miyamo-san?
[22:28] Chio
Don't push me, old guy!
[22:29] Chio
Nyooo!
[22:31] Ando
What are you yelling for, little girl?
[22:35] Ando
"Nyooo"? What the heck?
[22:37] Staff
And cut!
[22:38] Ando
Did you hear her? She said, "Nyooo!"
[22:41] Staff
Come on.
[22:45] Yuki
Oh, my!
[22:52] Chio
Um...
[22:53] Chio
Sorry...
[22:53] Manana
I, uh...
[22:58] Ando
...and now looks like a clown.
[23:00] Ando
That's what you're saying, right?
[23:02] Chio
Crap! He's totally going to headbutt me.
[23:04] Chio
I can't dodge!
[23:08] Staff
Cut! Someone bring the first-aid kit!
[23:09] Ando
I'm so sorry!
[23:13] Manana
The annoying customer you
mentioned... Is that him?
[23:20] Manana
Chio-chan?!
[23:22] Ando
Heavy!
[23:22] Chio
Ow!
[23:23] Manana
Oh, jeez...
[23:23] Chio
Heavy? How dare you?!
[23:26] Chio
No one cares about that.
[23:29] Manana
Chio-chan!
[23:31] Chio
Help! My arms can't...
[23:34] Manana
Ah.
[23:35] All
Chio-chan!
[23:37] Staff
Cut! Stop filming! Stop filming!