11 - A Steamy Hot Spring Trip, Part 1

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[00:02] Yuigarde
    Why? Why did this happen?
[00:05] Yuigarde
    These are puny little humans
    we're talking about!
[00:07] Yuigarde
    Our strength far outweighs theirs!
[00:09] Yuigarde
    So why do they keep defeating us?!
[00:12] Yuigarde
    Explain, Phufun!
[00:13] Phufun
    Yes, Lord. According to reports,
[00:16] Phufun
    traps were set all over every route
    the Dark Army was using to advance,
[00:20] Phufun
    preventing them from even
    getting close to Klyrode.
[00:23] Yuigarde
    Traps?
[00:24] Yuigarde
    Such things have never hindered us before!
[00:28] Yuigarde
    Why can't we do as we used to?!
[00:30] Phufun
    W-Well...
[00:31] Yuigarde
    If it's come to this,
[00:33] Yuigarde
    we'll have to crush them with an army
    so large that no trap can slow us down!
[00:37] Phufun
    B-But how will you amass an army that large?
[00:40] Yuigarde
    It's your job to think about that!
[00:45] Yuigarde
    Have a plan by the next time we meet. Got it?
[00:54] Hugi
    It's no wonder a commander who knows
    nothing but how to move forward is losing.
[00:59] Mugi
    Lord Gholl's advances were always
    preceded by thorough research.
[01:03] Yorminyt
    And the intelligence corps
    that drove our research
[01:06] Yorminyt
    left the army along with Uliminas,
    so what are we to do?
[01:10] Sleip
    Morale among our officers is dropping.
[01:13] Sleip
    The Dark Army will fall
    into ruin at this rate.
[01:16] Phufun
    Oh, no, there is no concern about that.
[01:19] Phufun
    Because I, Phufun, have a plan.
[01:23] Yorminyt
    What plan?
[01:26] Phufun
    First, we will hold a social gathering
    to bolster our plummeting morale!
SIGN    A Steamy Hot Spring Trip, Part 1
[03:06] Happi Woman
    And we have a first prize winner!
[03:07] Happi Woman
    Congratulations!
[03:09] Fenrys
    Yay!
[03:10] Fenrys
    I did it, Darling!
[03:13] Flio
    R-Rys, your ears are showing.
[03:16] Fenrys
    The first prize is a voucher
    for a hot spring resort stay!
[03:19] Fenrys
    A hot spring trip for just the two of us!
[03:23] Fenrys
    How can I be so blessed?
[03:25] Happi Woman
    Here's your voucher for group lodging
    at Kinosaki Hot Springs Village!
[03:33] Fenrys
    Group?
[03:35] Happi Woman
    Yes! This voucher is good for
    lodging for three or more people.
[03:39] Happi Woman
    You can use it for as many as fifteen!
[03:41] Happi Woman
    They can all be your friends, of course!
[03:46] Fenrys
    Can I exchange this for another prize?
[03:48] Flio
    Rys!
[03:58] Gholl
    Oh?
[03:59] Gholl
    This hot spring resort is quite
    busy for such a secluded area.
[04:03] Uliminas
    Everyone is wearing purr-ticularly 
    unusual clothes.
[04:05] Balirossa
    They're called yukata.
[04:07] Balirossa
    It's a traditional outfit from
    an island nation in the east.
[04:10] Uliminas
    Huh...
[04:12] Fenrys
    My first trip with my husband,
    and we can't even be alone...
[04:17] Flio
    Come on, Rys.
[04:19] Flio
    This trip is a way for us to
    get to know Gholl and Uliminas.
[04:21] Flio
    Let's all have fun together.
[04:25] Belano
    You know, there are seven hot springs here,
[04:29] Belano
    and each offers different health benefits.
[04:32] Hiya
    Benefits, you say?
[04:34] Hiya
    Why rely on such things when
    you can simply rely on magic?
[04:38] Byleri
    Because hot springs feel so nice.
[04:41] Byleri
    Incidentally, the benefits of
    the seven hot springs include
[04:44] Byleri
    nutritional fortification, healthy skin,
    magic replenishment, fertility...
[04:50] Fenrys
    Fertility?!
[04:57] Fenrys
    I'm so glad we came here, Darling!
[05:01] Flio
    Wh-What got into you?
[05:05] All
    Welcome to Kinosaki Hot Springs.
[05:09] Hostess
    Thank you for traveling so far to visit us.
[05:12] Hostess
    Please use our hot springs to relieve
    the exhaustion of your journey.
[05:16] Flio
    Thank you. We appreciate it.
[05:19] Hostess
    Now, if you would please sign in over there.
[05:22] Flio
    Sure.
[05:24] Staff1
    We've prepared yukata for all of you.
[05:27] Staff1
    You can put them on in that room there.
[05:31] Fenrys
    Hey, you there!
[05:33] Staff2
    Yes? How can I help you?
[05:36] Fenrys
    Where's the hot spring that
    boosts... f-fertility?
[05:40] Staff2
    That would be the Yanagi Bath,
    also known as the fertility bath.
[05:43] Staff2
    It's outside. Allow me to give you a map.
[05:49] Staff2
    I wish you luck.
[05:55] Balirossa
    She said this is where we change, right?
[06:02] Blossom
    Sorry...
[06:05] Phufun
    One moment.
[06:07] Phufun
    We are quite all right. Carry on.
[06:09] Blossom
    O-Okay... Sorry for running into you.
[06:14] Yuigarde
    Hey! Why did you let that woman go?!
[06:17] Yuigarde
    That lower life form had
    the nerve to bump into me!
[06:20] Phufun
    Lord Yuigarde,
[06:22] Phufun
    the reason we disguised ourselves
    as humans to come here
[06:26] Phufun
    was to bolster our officers' morale after
    it plummeted with that last defeat,
[06:31] Phufun
    and to deepen the relationships between us.
[06:33] Phufun
    Causing a commotion now would ruin it all.
[06:37] Yuigarde
    What a pain in the neck.
    Why must we go through all that?
[06:41] Hugi
    Spending time naked and vulnerable
    together is good for us!
[06:45] Mugi
    We're going to spread our wings today.
[06:47] Yorminyt
    I hear they have a hot spring
    that gives you beautiful skin.
[06:50] Yorminyt
    I wonder if it really works.
[06:52] Sleip
    I'm going to drown myself in liquor!
[06:55] Phufun
    Everyone!
[06:56] Phufun
    Remember to keep the necklace that suppresses
    your Malicium on your person at all times!
[07:06] Fenrys
    Wh-What in the world is going on?
[07:09] Uliminas
    All the Dark Army's officers
    are here together.
[07:12] Gholl
    Should we have had gatherings
    like this when we were there?
[07:17] Uliminas
    They're bad enough, but Dark One—
[07:22] Uliminas
    But mew are just as bad.
[07:24] Fenrys
    Listen to me, you two.
[07:26] Fenrys
    Don't you dare let them notice you.
[07:29] Gholl
    Why sneak around? Would it
    hurt to simply say hello?
[07:33] Fenrys
    If you come face to face with Yuigarde,
    there's no way it's going to end peacefully!
[07:37] Fenrys
    If you ruin my and my darling's hot
    spring trip, I will make you regret it.
[07:43] Uliminas
    Meow...
[07:45] Blossom
    Wow, it's so big!
[07:48] Byleri
    And we can go in here barefoot?
[07:50] Belano
    So this is tatami.
[07:51] Blossom
    It's cool to the touch!
[07:51] Belano
    It has such a strange scent.
[07:52] Byleri
    How interesting!
[07:54] Blossom
    Feels weird!
[07:54] Flio
    This room is for you ladies.
[07:59] Fenrys
    My darling and I have a separate room.
[08:03] Flio
    I got a separate room for you, too, Ghozal.
[08:06] Gholl
    I wouldn't have minded
    staying with everyone else.
[08:09] Balirossa
    You know that's out of the question!
[08:09] Uliminas
    Mew know that's out of the question!
[08:12] Blossom
    Hey, come on. It's thanks to Sir
    Flio that we were able to come here.
[08:16] Blossom
    Let's all get along and have
    as much fun as we dare!
[08:19] Balirossa
    R-Right...
[08:20] Uliminas
    Let's go purr-take of hot spring-steamed 
    buns and eggs before dinner!
[08:26] Belano
    I want to try this "shooting game"
    thing they have.
[08:28] Belano
    You, Byleri?
[08:29] Byleri
    O-Oh, there's...
[08:32] Byleri
    somewhere I'd like to go by myself...
[08:36] Belano
    You, Balirossa?
[08:39] Balirossa
    Well...
[08:43] Balirossa
    I...
[08:46] Fenrys
    Darling, the hot springs!
[08:49] Fenrys
    Let's go to the Yanagi Bath right away!
[08:51] Flio
    Okay, Rys.
[08:54] Hiya
    In that case, I will accompany—
[08:56] Fenrys
    Hiya!
[08:57] Fenrys
    Today is the one day I will
    not allow you to interfere.
[09:00] Hiya
    But...
[09:01] Fenrys
    You understand me?
[09:04] Hiya
    O-Of course...
[09:06] Fenrys
    Today's the day my darling and I make a baby!
[09:10] Flio
    I-It sounds like everyone has
    somewhere they'd like to go.
[09:14] Flio
    Why don't we all do our
    own thing until dinner?
[09:17] Byleri
    I agree!
[09:18] Fenrys
    In that case, let's get going, Darling!
[09:22] Flio
    O-Okay...
[09:25] Hiya
    Now, then...
[09:33] Damalynas
    Long time no see, Hiya.
[09:36] Damalynas
    I thought you had forgotten all about me.
[09:41] Hiya
    Most certainly not.
[09:43] Hiya
    This is my mentalscape.
[09:46] Hiya
    Your soul exists here
    with me for all eternity.
[09:52] Damalynas
    And? What do you want?
[09:54] Hiya
    The truth is, I wanted to ask you
    to join me in a training drill.
[09:59] Damalynas
    What? A drill?
[10:04] Damalynas
    Wh-What is this?!
[10:07] Hiya
    You see, after watching the
    supreme one and his wife,
[10:11] Hiya
    I have taken an interest in the human
    practice known as "reproduction."
[10:15] Damalynas
    What?!
[10:17] Hiya
    I had hoped to observe the
    entire act in full detail,
[10:19] Hiya
    but as I cannot, I had the
    idea to attempt it for myself.
[10:24] Damalynas
    What even led you to that?!
[10:27] Damalynas
    A-Aren't you supposed to
    do those things with...
[10:29] Damalynas
    you know, someone you love?
[10:32] Hiya
    Love?
[10:33] Damalynas
    Besides, you and I are both women!
[10:37] Damalynas
    We can't replicate that act!
[10:39] Hiya
    I am the djinn who commands the
    origin of light and darkness,
[10:43] Hiya
    a being that surpasses gender.
[10:50] Hiya
    Not to mention, I have always
    been particularly fond
[10:55] Hiya
    of inordinately greedy
    things such as yourself,
[10:58] Hiya
    Damalynas.
[10:59] Damalynas
    Th-Th-Th-That is not the point here!
[11:04] Hiya
    I was chased out of my own mentalscape.
[11:09] Hiya
    I suppose this means I need to earn
    the other party's acceptance first?
[11:16] Hiya
    But how shall I...
[11:19] Fenrys
    This must be the Yanagi Bath.
[11:22] Flio
    Well, shall we get in?
[11:23] Fenrys
    Yes!
[11:25] Fenrys
    And once we've enjoyed the
    fertility bath to the fullest,
[11:29] Fenrys
    I hope you'll give me lots
    of loving attention, Darling.
[11:33] Flio
    I-I'll try...
[11:35] Flio
    Wait, Rys! This is the women's bath!
[11:47] Flio
    I haven't just taken it
    easy like this in ages.
[11:51] Flio
    This might be the first time
    since I came to this world.
[11:54] Fenrys
    Darling, are you there?
[11:59] Flio
    Yeah. Right here.
[12:03] Flio
    Sounds like you're right across from me.
[12:05] Fenrys
    It seems so.
[12:07] Flio
    Hey, Rys...
[12:09] Fenrys
    Yes?
[12:10] Flio
    We haven't gone on a honeymoon yet,
[12:13] Flio
    so why don't we plan a trip
    for just the two of us?
[12:16] Fenrys
    I would love to!
[12:19] Fenrys
    And...
[12:20] Fenrys
    I was disappointed when we
    couldn't share the same bath,
[12:24] Fenrys
    but doing this makes it feel
    like we have something to hide.
[12:29] Fenrys
    It's somewhat exciting, isn't it?
[12:32] Flio
    I think the heat's starting to get to me!
[12:34] Flio
    I'm gonna get out, okay?
[12:36] Fenrys
    What? Wait, Darling!
[12:42] Byleri
    I turned down Balirossa and the others
[12:45] Byleri
    to come here...
[12:48] Byleri
    to this museum of grown-up delights!
[12:50] Byleri
    Gulp...
[12:52] Byleri
    H-Here goes.
[12:56] Hiya
    So you came here as well, Byleri?
[12:58] Hiya
    I read that a wide variety
    of sexual items from all ages
[13:03] Hiya
    and locations can be found on display here.
[13:06] Hiya
    I've come hoping I can find a way to
    earn the acceptance of another.
[13:11] Damalynas
    As if you're gonna find anything like that!
[13:14] Hiya
    I have no way to know until I go inside.
[13:16] Byleri
    Wh-Who are you talking to?
[13:20] Hiya
    Pay me no mind.
[13:21] Hiya
    Now, let us enjoy this place
    to our hearts' content.
[13:24] Byleri
    I-I'm not mentally prepared for this yet!
[13:36] Blossom
    Booze tastes the best when
    you start during the day!
[13:39] Belano
    It's good. Maybe I'll buy some for Sybe.
[13:42] Blossom
    But you know, Balirossa...
[13:45] Blossom
    You should stop sneaking
    fervent glances at Ghozal.
[13:48] Blossom
    If you're into him, just go worm your way in.
[13:51] Balirossa
    What?! I'm just keeping an eye on those two!
[13:55] Blossom
    Hey, Ghozal! Havin' a good time?
[13:58] Balirossa
    Blossom! Stop—
[13:59] Gholl
    Why, Lady Blossom and Lady Balirossa.
[14:02] Gholl
    You look much more relaxed
    than usual. It's quite nice.
[14:06] Gholl
    And you look charmingly beautiful
    in that yukata, Lady Balirossa.
[14:12] Uliminas
    Mew need to quit ogling her!
[14:14] Uliminas
    Even if mew aren't the Dark One 
    anymore, it's shameless!
[14:19] Blossom
    Aw, what's the problem?
    Let's forget all that and drink together!
[14:23] Gholl
    Yes, let's.
[14:34] Yuigarde
    What is this disgusting food?
[14:37] Yuigarde
    It this really what the humans eat?
[14:41] Demon1
    You're right, Lord Yuigarde!
    It's unbearably disgusting!
[14:44] Demon2
    It's not even edible!
[14:47] Yorminyt
    It's so fresh and delicious.
[14:49] Hugi/Mugi
    Seconds!
[14:50] Yuigarde
    Hey! Someone provide some entertainment!
[14:53] Yuigarde
    Liven this place up more!
[14:55] Phufun
    In that case, if I may be so bold...
[15:03] Yuigarde
    What kind of dance is that?!
    Do something better!
[15:09] Demon1/2
    Leave this to us!
[15:13] Demon1
    Look that way!
[15:16] Demon2
    Look that way!
[15:20] Yuigarde
    Very good! Keep it up!
[15:22] Demon1
    Hey, that hurt, damn it!
[15:24] Demon2
    Well, you started it!
[15:26] Demon1
    The hell?!
[15:27] Demon2
    You wanna go, punk?!
[15:29] Demon1
    Sure! Fine by me!
[15:32] Golden-Haired Hero
    We finally made it out of demon territory.
[15:36] Golden-Haired Hero
    Surely the demons won't keep
    chasing us any farther.
[15:40] Tsuya
    I want to get in a hot spring
    and eat some delicious food.
[15:44] Golden-Haired Hero
    I'll buy you all the food you want.
[15:46] Golden-Haired Hero
    Once I sell this demon treasure,
[15:48] Golden-Haired Hero
    I'm gonna be rich, after all!
[15:51] Tsuya
    We're straight-up thieves, aren't we?
[15:53] Golden-Haired Hero
    How can you say that?!
[15:54] Golden-Haired Hero
    I was nearly killed!
[15:56] Golden-Haired Hero
    I deserve this much or more!
[16:02] Tsuya
    A-Are you all right, Hero?
[16:09] Demon1
    Bastard! You've done it now!
[16:12] Demon2
    It's your own fault for letting a
    little blow like that send you flying!
[16:15] Demon1
    Damn you!
[16:20] Phufun
    What are you guys doing?!
[16:24] Tsuya
    That lady is...
[16:26] Tsuya
    Which means... these people are demons?!
[16:39] Tsuya
    Hero?!
[16:42] Phufun
    Isn't that...
[16:51] Tsuya
    Not again!
[16:57] Balirossa
    Easy. You've had too much.
[17:00] Uliminas
    No one asked mew.
[17:03] Balirossa
    You want Ghozal to be the
    Dark One again, don't you?
[17:07] Uliminas
    Of course. That's nyo secret.
[17:09] Uliminas
    Demon society is a meritocracy,
[17:11] Uliminas
    and there's nyo one else with 
    the overwhelming power he has
[17:14] Uliminas
    who still cares so much for
    all demons in his realm.
[17:20] Uliminas
    He's not someone who should
    assume a lowly human form,
[17:23] Uliminas
    with nyo reverence or nobility whatsoever, 
    and just quietly flicker out.
[17:28] Balirossa
    So that's why you so vehemently
    insist on not calling him by name.
[17:33] Uliminas
    What are mew giggling about?!
[17:35] Balirossa
    Ever since you two joined our household,
[17:38] Balirossa
    I thought the way you only
    call him the "former Dark One"
[17:42] Balirossa
    made you seem like a sulking child.
[17:45] Uliminas
    What?! Are mew mocking me?!
[17:49] Balirossa
    For someone who left the
    Dark Army to follow him here,
[17:53] Balirossa
    I thought you were awfully tough on him,
[17:56] Balirossa
    but I see now. You are actually...
[17:59] Balirossa
    in love with him, aren't you?
[18:04] Uliminas
    What?!
[18:05] Balirossa
    The inn!
[18:07] Uliminas
    Meow!
[18:17] Staff1
    Everyone, please stay calm! Don't panic!
[18:19] Guest
    What the heck is going on?!
[18:21] Hostess
    First of all, everyone get outside!
[18:23] Hostess
    This magic talisman will guide you to safety!
[18:28] Staff2
    Ma'am, watch out!
[18:36] Hostess
    What in the world is going on?
[18:42] Flio
    I'm glad I noticed in time.
[18:44] Fenrys
    Are you all right, Darling?
[18:46] Flio
    Yeah, but I can't find out what happened
    in the inn while I'm doing this.
[18:51] Flio
    Rys, can you go check it out for me?
[18:55] Fenrys
    Yes!
[18:56] Fenrys
    Understood!
[18:57] Flio
    Wait! Put on clothes first!
[19:02] Uliminas
    The building stopped falling a-purr-t.
[19:05] Balirossa
    Yes. It must have been Sir Flio.
[19:08] Blossom
    Yeah, but what is that black monster?
[19:12] Gholl
    A concentrated mass of Malicium.
[19:15] Balirossa
    Malicium?! Does that mean
    there are demons here?
[19:18] Uliminas
    Actually...
[19:19] Uliminas
    I saw the purr-ent Dark One, 
    Yuigarde, and his aides earlier.
[19:23] Uliminas
    I just knyow this was their doing.
[19:29] Uliminas
    It's purr-ty hard to see,
[19:30] Uliminas
    but that's a magic gem that
    absorbs and amplifies Malicium.
[19:34] Uliminas
    In a demon's hands, it increases magic power,
[19:37] Uliminas
    but any other species would 
    have nyo control over it.
[19:40] Balirossa
    Whatever it is, we need to get
    everyone in the inn to safety!
[19:43] Blossom
    Yeah!
[19:45] Uliminas
    Wait! What do mew three expect to do?
[19:48] Uliminas
    Just get to safety right nyow!
[19:50] Gholl
    I'm sure Sir Flio is more than
    capable of handling this.
[19:54] Gholl
    As Uliminas said, you ladies should—
[19:56] Balirossa
    Don't be ridiculous!
[19:58] Balirossa
    Are you trying to dump this
    entire burden on Sir Flio?!
[20:01] Balirossa
    Sir Flio has long been stuck between
    the humans and the demons already,
[20:06] Balirossa
    and he has suffered so much for it.
[20:09] Balirossa
    And yet he still uses his powers
    to bring everyone peace.
[20:15] Balirossa
    We can't expect him to handle everything
    just because we aren't as strong!
[20:20] Balirossa
    We remain by Sir Flio's side because
    we want to be of some use to him!
[20:26] Blossom
    We might not look it now,
    but we were once knights.
[20:29] Belano
    We'll do whatever we can.
    That's all there is to it.
[20:33] Balirossa
    Let's go.
[20:37] Uliminas
    Have they nyo sense at all?
[20:40] Uliminas
    They haven't even considered
    their own skill levels.
[20:44] Gholl
    So Sir Flio wasn't just keeping them at
    his side because they need protection.
[20:51] Gholl
    Rys told us to stay put,
[20:54] Gholl
    but it seems this is no
    time to just quietly hide.
[20:58] Gholl
    Will you accompany me in being
    scolded later, Uliminas?
[21:04] Uliminas
    He never asked for my thoughts
    on anything before...
[21:10] Uliminas
    This is just nyo fair.
[21:13] Uliminas
    Mew know that siding with humans 
    would make us failures as demons.
[21:18] Gholl
    But right now, I am my own man.
[21:22] Gholl
    I think fighting to protect my holiday
    with my friends is acceptable.
[21:25] Gholl
    Once this job is done,
    we hit the hot springs.
[21:31] Gholl
    Rys, you're here, as well?
[21:33] Fenrys
    Obviously!
[21:35] Fenrys
    I will purge whoever is
    interrupting my hot spring time!
[21:38] Yorminyt
    Oh! Isn't that...
[21:41] All
    Lord Gholl?!
[21:42] Yuigarde
    What?!
[21:43] Yuigarde
    Move aside!
[21:49] Yuigarde
    I didn't expect to see you here, Gholl.
[21:54] Yuigarde
    This hot spring nonsense has
    been excruciatingly boring,
[21:57] Yuigarde
    but now it's getting exciting!
[22:06] Yuigarde
    Now... it's party time!
[23:40] Balirossa
    This garment they call
    "yukata" is so elegant.
[23:42] Uliminas
    True. Ghozal looks like a mew 
    man when he wears a yukata.
[23:47] Hiya
    Your faces are both red.
    You're thinking lewd thoughts, aren't you?
[23:51] Balirossa
    Wha—
[23:51] Uliminas
    Nyo way! It's the booze talking!
[23:53] Balirossa
    Next time, "A Steamy Hot
    Spring Trip, Part 2"!
[23:55] Balirossa
    Look forward to it!
[23:56] Uliminas
    It's the last episode! Mew better watch!
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