10 - A New Housemate

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[00:08] Flio
    So... What brings you two here today?
[00:12] Gholl
    The truth is, I have a favor to ask of you.
[00:15] Flio
    A favor?
[00:16] Gholl
    Yes.
[00:17] Gholl
    Would you allow me to live in your
    home free of cost for a while?
[00:21] Flio
    What?!
[00:23] Fenrys
    You're joking, right?
[00:24] Uliminas
    Do mew really think he 
    would ask this as a joke?
[00:27] Uliminas
    It's nyot the least bit funny.
[00:29] Flio
    But what in the world happened?
[00:32] Gholl
    Well... I suppose I do need to tell you...
[00:37] Gholl
    about what happened to us.
SIGN    A New Housemate
[02:18] (Flashback) Greanyl
    Lord Gholl.
[02:20] (Flashback) Greanyl
    Pardon my intrusion.
[02:21] (Flashback) Greanyl
    Lady Uliminas has reported an emergency.
[02:25] (Flashback) Gholl
    What is it?
[02:26] (Flashback) Greanyl
    Sir Yuigarde is staging an insurrection.
[02:28] (Flashback) Greanyl
    She says he has occupied the throne
    room along with his closest aides.
[02:35] (Flashback) Uliminas
    A-Are mew serious about this?
[02:38] (Flashback) Uliminas
    As members of the Dark Army's Infernal Four?
[02:41] (Flashback) Yorminyt
    It's not a question of seriousness.
[02:43] (Flashback) Yorminyt
    We're only going to serve as witnesses
    to Yuigarde and Lord Gholl's duel.
[02:48] (Flashback) Uliminas
    And that's what makes mew three insane!
[02:50] (Flashback) Uliminas
    Your job is nyo more than to 
    catch traitors and imprison them!
[02:54] (Flashback) Yorminyt
    Oh, please, Uliminas.
[02:56] (Flashback) Yorminyt
    We only approved this duel in hopes
    that it would open Lord Gholl's eyes.
[03:02] (Flashback) Hugi
    What Yorminyt said!
[03:04] (Flashback) Hugi
    Lord Gholl has not been himself of late!
[03:07] (Flashback) Mugi
    He's never at the castle, he
    won't resume our advance...
[03:10] (Flashback) Mugi
    He's making everyone suspicious!
[03:14] (Flashback) Uliminas
    Hugi, Mugi!
[03:16] (Flashback) Uliminas
    Wasn't Lord Gholl always partial to mew two?
[03:19] (Flashback) Hugi
    Th-This and that are...
[03:21] (Flashback) Mugi
    ...entirely different matters!
[03:24] (Flashback) Uliminas
    Sleip! How do mew feel about this?
[03:27] (Flashback) Sleip
    I believe none but Lord Gholl is
    worthy of the Dark One's throne.
[03:31] (Flashback) Sleip
    But now that there are those among
    our forces speaking of rebellion,
[03:35] (Flashback) Sleip
    it is necessary for him
    to exercise his power.
[03:46] (Flashback) Phufun
    Welcome to the throne room, all of you!
[03:49] (Flashback) Yorminyt
    Oh, dear. Aren't you getting
    a bit ahead of yourself?
[03:52] (Flashback) Yorminyt
    That throne still belongs to Lord Gholl.
[03:54] (Flashback) Phufun
    What's the problem? It will belong
    to Sir Yuigarde soon enough.
[03:59] (Flashback) Phufun
    More importantly, no physical or verbal
    interference is permitted in their duel.
[04:03] (Flashback) Phufun
    I trust you will comply with this rule?
[04:05] (Flashback) Mugi
    Don't make us repeat ourselves!
[04:07] (Flashback) Hugi
    We will not break our word!
[04:09] (Flashback) Phufun
    Much appreciated.
[04:10] (Flashback) Uliminas
    Enough out of mew, Phufun!
[04:12] (Flashback) Uliminas
    Do mew have any idea how much care and 
    concern Lord Gholl has given to us?
[04:18] (Flashback) Phufun
    Oh, you're here, too?
[04:21] (Flashback) Phufun
    Your presence is so minuscule,
    I didn't see you.
[04:25] (Flashback) Uliminas
    I'm locking all of mew up for treason!
[04:36] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    You're too weak.
[04:38] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    Stay out of this, small fry!
[04:53] (Flashback) Uliminas
    Damn... mew...
[04:56] (Flashback) Phufun
    Typical Uliminas.
    You do excel at underhanded tricks.
[05:01] (Flashback) Phufun
    We can't have you interrupting
    the duel at every turn.
[05:07] (Flashback) Gholl
    Greanyl, take care of Uliminas.
[05:09] (Flashback) Greanyl
    As you wish.
[05:12] (Flashback) Phufun
    So you're here.
[05:13] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    I was getting sick of waiting, brother—
[05:16] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    I mean, Lord Gholl.
[05:19] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    I challenge you to a duel for
    the throne of the Dark One!
[05:23] (Flashback) Tsuya
    Thf Drrgh Wrnf?!
[05:26] (Flashback) Golden-Haired Hero
    Fd knnd bwmf!
[05:28] (Flashback) Golden-Haired Hero
    Wy nrvrr wmdrd nn shwee hrrm!
[05:31] (Flashback) Gholl
    I have no intention of engaging
    in a needless fight with you.
[05:34] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    Your own subordinates endorsed this duel.
[05:38] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    They say you have grown too cowardly
    to remain at the top of the demon race.
[05:42] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    Your recent foolish actions are
    unbefitting of the Dark One,
[05:44] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    and they have had enough!
[05:47] (Flashback) Gholl
    I have one question for you.
[05:50] (Flashback) Gholl
    Which of my actions do you regard as foolish?
[05:53] (Flashback) Phufun
    Huh?
[05:53] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    You want to play dumb after all this?!
[05:57] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    You've been visiting a human town
    frequently to indulge in its pleasures!
[06:01] (Flashback) Phufun
    And that is not all!
[06:03] (Flashback) Phufun
    You went soft and withdrew our entire army
    when we were a step short of victory.
[06:07] (Flashback) Phufun
    You rejected all of our suggestions
    to resume our advance,
[06:10] (Flashback) Phufun
    demonstrating a reluctance to
    take control over the human race.
[06:14] (Flashback) Phufun
    It is highly doubtful that you are
    at all serious about our conquest.
[06:18] (Flashback) Phufun
    Murmurs of discontent and unease over
    your choice to side with the humans
[06:23] (Flashback) Phufun
    are spreading throughout our entire army.
[06:26] (Flashback) Gholl
    I see.
[06:27] (Flashback) Gholl
    So it was also you who sent our army to
    march on Klyrode without my consent, Yuigarde?
[06:33] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    That's right. There's no sense
    in passing up an opportunity.
[06:37] (Flashback) Gholl
    And you all agree with him?
[06:42] (Flashback) Gholl
    I see.
[06:43] (Flashback) Gholl
    In that case, I have no choice.
[06:49] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    Now, swear upon the Demon Ring that
    symbolizes your status as the Dark One
[06:52] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    that you will fight me for the throne!
[06:56] (Flashback) Yorminyt
    That vigor! That intense pressure!
[06:58] (Flashback) Yorminyt
    This is Lord Gholl's true power!
[07:08] (Flashback) Gholl
    I, Gholl, the Dark One, hereby declare...
[07:10] (Flashback) Gholl
    that I relinquish ownership
    of the Demon Ring.
[07:14] (Flashback) Phufun/Yuigarde
    Huh?
[07:15] (Flashback) Gholl
    Take it.
[07:19] (Flashback) Gholl
    I will retire as the Dark One.
[07:21] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    You cad! Are you mocking me?!
[07:25] (Flashback) Gholl
    If all of you think my actions
    are unbefitting of the Dark One,
[07:28] (Flashback) Gholl
    then I have no reason to
    cling to the position.
[07:32] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    Get real!
[07:34] (Flashback) Yuigarde
    Don't you run from me, Gholl!
[07:36] (Flashback) Gholl
    Oh, right.
[07:48] (Flashback) Phufun
    Sir Yuigarde!
[07:51] (Flashback) Gholl
    That's for what you did to Uliminas.
[07:53] (Flashback) Gholl
    And I apologize for the trouble
    I caused for all of you.
[07:57] (Flashback) Hugi
    L-Lord Gholl!
[07:59] (Flashback) Mugi
    Please wait a moment!
[08:01] (Flashback) Sleip
    I never thought it would come to this...
[08:04] (Flashback) Tsuya
    Drzz thfs mwrn urr lwvfs rr shvvd, fweemro?
[08:08] (Flashback) Golden-Haired Hero
    Yrrs! Lmf's rrn whull mwe hrmv thrh shnnfs!
[08:14] Gholl
    And that's what happened.
[08:16] Fenrys
    Yuigarde really became the Dark One?
[08:18] Uliminas
    We're flat broke, and we have nyowhere to go!
[08:22] Flio
    I understand your reasons,
    but I'll need to ask the others.
[08:26] Balirossa
    I'm back!
[08:27] Balirossa
    Today's hunt was quite... bountiful...
[08:30] Balirossa
    Wait, what?!
[08:31] Gholl
    Why, Lady Balirossa!
[08:33] Uliminas
    Good to see mew!
[08:35] Balirossa
    Wh-Wh-Wh—
[08:36] Flio
    You got here at just the right time.
[08:39] Flio
    I'm thinking of letting these two
    crash at our house for a while.
[08:45] Flio
    What do you think?
[08:46] Balirossa
    What?!
[08:48] Gholl
    I would appreciate it, Lady Balirossa.
[08:53] Gholl
    I suppose your misgivings
    won't be cleared so easily.
[08:56] Gholl
    I would expect nothing less of you.
[08:58] Uliminas
    What? She's obviously just scared of mew!
[09:02] Gholl
    Please, everyone, don't stiffen up so.
[09:05] Gholl
    I am no longer the Dark One.
[09:07] Gholl
    I have abdicated the
    throne and left the army.
[09:11] Gholl
    Considering I abandoned my duty as a ruler,
[09:14] Gholl
    it wouldn't be right to continue
    living in demon territory.
[09:18] Gholl
    That said, when it comes to
    humans I can call friends,
[09:21] Gholl
    Sir Flio was the only one I could think of.
[09:24] Gholl
    I've come to ask this favor as a friend.
[09:28] Blossom
    B-But the Dark Army just attacked
    Klyrode a few days ago!
[09:33] Fenrys
    Apparently, the new Dark One,
    Yuigarde, was responsible for that.
[09:37] Gholl
    Precisely.
[09:38] Gholl
    I bear no ill will.
[09:40] Gholl
    I swear that I will not
    harm any of you humans.
[09:45] Belano
    S-So... it's just like when
    you came over for tea?
[09:48] Gholl
    Precisely.
[09:49] Uliminas
    Doesn't change the fact that 
    we're demons, ya knyow!
[09:53] Flio
    Uliminas, please don't scare them!
[09:58] Fenrys
    That aside, Uliminas,
    he's still the former Dark One.
[10:01] Fenrys
    How is he flat broke when you're with him?
[10:05] Uliminas
    The intelligence corps I was leading
    left the Dark Army after all this, too.
[10:10] Uliminas
    And wouldn't mew know, this former 
    Dark One here gave them all our money!
[10:15] Gholl
    It's thanks to them that the damages
    suffered by our army have been minimal.
[10:22] Gholl
    It's only a fitting reward.
[10:23] Uliminas
    See, that's exactly why the 
    demons rebelled against mew!
[10:27] Uliminas
    All that coddling!
[10:29] Flio
    That tone...
[10:30] Uliminas
    I'm always the one getting
    the short end of the stick!
[10:33] Uliminas
    I see nyo reason to show him any respect!
[10:35] Gholl
    Forgive me, Uliminas.
[10:38] Gholl
    I never cared for my predecessors' methods.
[10:41] Gholl
    That's why I took the Dark
    One's throne from my father.
[10:44] Gholl
    Abdicating the throne because you have
    no support is just the way of things.
[10:49] Uliminas
    W-Well, that may be true, but...
[10:52] Gholl
    But there are still things I can do,
    even without holding the throne.
[10:57] Gholl
    Just like how Sir Flio halted conflict
[11:00] Gholl
    between humans and demons despite
    being a nameless adventurer.
[11:05] Fenrys
    You knew about that?
[11:07] Gholl
    Of course I did.
[11:10] Flio
    Anyway, about you staying here...
[11:13] Flio
    Rys and I think we're okay with it.
[11:17] Flio
    What about all of you?
[11:18] Blossom
    W-Well, if you two are okay with it,
[11:22] Blossom
    we hardly have any room to object,
    being freeloaders ourselves.
[11:26] Balirossa
    Huh?!
[11:26] Byleri
    He did say he wouldn't do anything scary.
[11:30] Byleri
    I think it'd be all right with me.
[11:33] Belano
    Me, too. I can just think of him
    as Sir Flio's tea companion.
[11:36] Hiya
    I have no problem with it.
[11:38] Hiya
    I shall become the supreme one's
    shield or blade as needed.
[11:44] Balirossa
    A-Are you people hearing yourselves?!
[11:46] Balirossa
    He may have abdicated the throne,
    but he was once the Dark One!
[11:50] Balirossa
    And the woman with him was his closest aide!
[11:51] Balirossa
    You really want to live with them?!
[11:56] Fenrys
    So, Balirossa...
[11:58] Fenrys
    You're telling me to kick out my former boss
    and colleague now that they've lost their home?
[12:06] Flio
    Rys, putting it like that
    is basically coercion.
[12:13] Balirossa
    What am I to do?
[12:16] Balirossa
    S-Sybe? Not you, too!
[12:27] Balirossa
    A...
[12:28] Balirossa
    All right, very well!
[12:30] Fenrys
    Now we've got the demon's most
    powerful force on our side!
[12:50] Gholl
    What a magnificent farm.
[12:53] Gholl
    Is there anything I can do to help?
[12:55] Blossom
    No, no, no!
[12:57] Blossom
    The djinn is the only helper I need!
[13:03] Gholl
    I can help you train the horses.
[13:05] Gholl
    I'm quite accustomed to
    handling magic beasts.
[13:12] Byleri
    Mr. Ghozal! Please don't get in the way!
[13:20] Gholl
    Ah, how marvelous!
[13:23] Gholl
    And all of these belong to you?
[13:26] Flio
    Yeah.
[13:27] Flio
    I make weapons, armor pieces,
    and miscellaneous goods to sell.
[13:33] Flio
    I have Balirossa and her crew test
    out the adventurer gear I make,
[13:39] Flio
    then improve them as needed.
[13:42] Gholl
    These dragon scales are...
[13:44] Flio
    Oh, those, uh...
[13:49] Gholl
    The victor using the loser as
    sustenance is the way of the world.
[13:53] Gholl
    It was our side that attacked you, after all.
[13:58] Gholl
    It appears you've cast
    several spells on them.
[14:02] Flio
    All thanks to the dragon scales.
[14:04] Flio
    Their innate properties make
    them ideal for storing spells.
[14:08] Gholl
    I see.
[14:09] Gholl
    If human soldiers use this armor,
[14:12] Gholl
    even the Dark Army will need
    a plan to deal with them.
[14:16] Flio
    They're just for individual adventurers.
[14:18] Flio
    You realize the spells on them aren't
    meant for big group battles, right?
[14:25] Gholl
    Impressive as always, Sir Flio.
[14:27] Uliminas
    How is he getting along so well with a human?
[14:31] Fenrys
    Well, he isn't the Dark One anymore,
    so what's the problem?
[14:35] Uliminas
    B-But ya knyow...
[14:37] Uliminas
    He looks even more lively than
    he did when he led the demons.
[14:42] Uliminas
    To be purr-fectly honest, 
    I'm not sure how to feel.
[15:37] Fenrys
    Having trouble sleeping, Balirossa?
[15:40] Fenrys
    This is herbal tea.
[15:43] Fenrys
    If you're hungry, we also have cookies.
[15:46] Balirossa
    Thank you, Lady Rys.
[15:49] Flio
    Actually, Rys was worried about you.
    She said you seemed down.
[15:54] Flio
    I was concerned, too.
[15:57] Flio
    We kind of ended up forcing you to agree
    with letting Ghozal and Uliminas stay here.
[16:03] Flio
    I was hoping we could talk for a bit.
[16:06] Balirossa
    Oh, no...
[16:07] Balirossa
    As a freeloader myself,
    I'm in no place to talk.
[16:12] Balirossa
    It just threw me when the
    other girls agreed so quickly.
[16:16] Flio
    I see.
[16:18] Flio
    I like the life we have now.
[16:21] Flio
    I sell armaments made with materials
    from beasts we hunt to make money.
[16:25] Flio
    We eat the vegetables
    Blossom grows on her farm.
[16:28] Flio
    Byleri and Sybe look after magic beasts.
[16:32] Flio
    Belano and Hiya are studying magic.
[16:36] Flio
    Living together with a shared respect
    for each other may be ideal,
[16:40] Flio
    but it doesn't always work out so easily.
[16:44] Balirossa
    That... is true.
[16:47] Balirossa
    I suppose I'm really not suited
    to live here after all.
[16:50] Fenrys
    Balirossa...
[16:52] Balirossa
    I wanted to continue to stay
    with you two from now on,
[16:57] Balirossa
    but unlike the others, I'm useless.
[17:02] Balirossa
    And...
[17:04] Balirossa
    In my head, I understand.
[17:06] Balirossa
    He may be a demon, but when he's
    talking and laughing with us,
[17:10] Balirossa
    or eating the same foods as us
    with a delighted look on his face,
[17:13] Balirossa
    he's no different from us.
[17:15] Balirossa
    I know the demons consider
    us to be the aggressors, as well.
[17:21] Balirossa
    But still...
[17:23] Balirossa
    I just can't come to terms with it!
[17:25] Balirossa
    I may be a newbie who's never
    stood on a battlefield before,
[17:28] Balirossa
    but within the knight order,
[17:30] Balirossa
    I have seen many tears shed over
    wounded soldiers and lost comrades!
[17:36] Balirossa
    Even though I know that man is not evil,
[17:39] Balirossa
    even if he says he's quit as the Dark One...
[17:42] Balirossa
    I don't know if I can live and
    laugh under the same roof as him...
[17:49] Flio
    I think it's natural to feel that way.
[17:53] Flio
    I'm pretty sure all humans in this
    world reject demons to some degree,
[17:58] Flio
    though some much more than others.
[18:01] Flio
    There's no helping that.
[18:03] Flio
    Also, I don't think Ghozal and Uliminas came
    to us just because they felt they had to.
[18:11] Balirossa
    Really?
[18:12] Fenrys
    I'd guess they intend to keep
    an eye on this household.
[18:15] Fenrys
    We have my husband, Hiya,
    and Damalynas within Hiya...
[18:19] Fenrys
    And me myself, of course.
[18:22] Fenrys
    This household is a gathering of people who
    could be a powerful addition to either side.
[18:27] Balirossa
    And you don't feel uncomfortable
    being watched like that?
[18:31] Flio
    Nah. I don't have anything to hide.
[18:35] Flio
    So you don't have to throw
    away your hard feelings.
[18:39] Flio
    Living together with mutual respect means
    accepting each other's ways of life,
[18:44] Flio
    not forcing yourself to
    be friends with everyone.
[18:48] Balirossa
    Accept... their way of life...
[18:51] Fenrys
    Incidentally, I'm curious about something.
[18:54] Fenrys
    You reject the Dark One,
    but you're fine with me?
[18:57] Fenrys
    I was part of the Dark Army, too, after all.
[19:01] Fenrys
    In fact, at first, I was planning
    to feed all of you to my soldiers.
[19:05] Balirossa
    What?! You were?!
[19:07] Fenrys
    Yes, I was.
[19:10] Balirossa
    I-I can't see it!
[19:12] Balirossa
    I've seen you in a vulnerable
    state far too many times!
[19:16] Balirossa
    I can't perceive you as an enemy
    I should hate after all that!
[19:19] Fenrys
    Are you trying to pick a fight?
[19:22] Fenrys
    Also, about what you said earlier...
[19:25] Fenrys
    You are not useless at all.
[19:30] Fenrys
    You're the one who taught me
    how to make these, after all.
[19:38] Flio
    Try one.
[19:41] Flio
    They're actually okay.
[19:42] Fenrys
    "Actually okay"?
    That was unnecessary, Darling!
[19:46] Flio
    Sorry about that.
[19:55] Balirossa
    I have an announcement.
[19:58] Balirossa
    Ghozal. Uliminas.
[20:01] Balirossa
    Should the two of you do
    harm to humans in any way,
[20:05] Balirossa
    I, Balirossa, will make you regret it!
[20:07] Gholl
    So you've accepted our cohabitation,
[20:10] Gholl
    but you want us to be aware
    that you'll be watching us?
[20:13] Uliminas
    Oh?
[20:15] Uliminas
    And what does the useless scaredy-cat
    knight who was freaking out
[20:18] Uliminas
    so much yesterday think she can do?
[20:21] Balirossa
    Sh-Sh-Shut up!
[20:23] Balirossa
    You call me useless?!
[20:24] Balirossa
    You're one to talk, after Sir Flio
    beat you at your own game twice!
[20:27] Uliminas
    Meow?!
[20:29] Uliminas
    M-Mew don't get to say that to me!
[20:32] Uliminas
    Hsss!
[20:42] Gholl
    I thank you again for your
    acceptance of us, Lady Balirossa.
[20:48] Balirossa
    I'll only take your hand after I've
    determined
[20:51] Balirossa
    that you're both worthy of my trust.
[21:00] Balirossa
    Let's go, Sybe.
[21:02] Balirossa
    It's a fine day for a hunt!
[21:22] Golden-Haired Hero
    Take that, you stupid demons!
[21:24] Tsuya
    I-I can't run any longer, Hero!
[21:28] Golden-Haired Hero
    We're almost out of demon territory!
[21:30] Golden-Haired Hero
    Just hang in there until then!
[21:32] Golden-Haired Hero
    Once we get to town,
[21:33] Golden-Haired Hero
    I'll sell off the jewels and magic gems
    I "borrowed" from the demons' treasury!
[21:38] Golden-Haired Hero
    I'll stay in a proper inn and
    take a nice, relaxing bath, too!
[21:42] Tsuya
    Oh, a bath! That sounds lovely!
[21:45] Tsuya
    But have you forgotten that
    we're wanted criminals?
[21:49] Golden-Haired Hero
    Of course I haven't!
[21:51] Golden-Haired Hero
    It'll all work out once
    we get out of Klyrode!
[21:55] Tsuya
    You're unusually on the ball, Hero.
[21:57] Golden-Haired Hero
    What do you mean, "unusually"?!
[21:59] Tsuya
    I mean...
[22:00] Golden-Haired Hero
    Don't give me that!
[22:01] Golden-Haired Hero
    Come on! Stop whining and run!
[22:04] Golden-Haired Hero
    We're gonna run right beyond that horizon!
[23:40] Gholl
    On that note, I appreciate you taking us in.
[23:42] Flio
    Uh-huh...
[23:43] Gholl
    Don't be so concerned.
[23:44] Gholl
    I like to keep clean, and I
    don't make a lot of noise.
[23:47] Gholl
    And I'm very social, so I'll get
    along well with the neighbors.
[23:49] Flio
    Um...
[23:50] Uliminas
    That's not something mew 
    should be so smug about!
[23:52] Uliminas
    This is why you're so... so...
[23:54] Flio
    N-Next time,
[23:55] Flio
    "A Steamy Hot Spring Trip, Part 1"!
[23:56] Gholl
    Did I say something strange?
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