E1442 - Maruko and Big Sis Go on an Excursion on Bicycles/Maruko is Scared but Wants to Read Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] MARUKO     Miss, may I have one? SIGN    Miss, may     I have one? [00:11] MARUKO     Let's go, everyone! SIGN    Chibi Maruko-chan [01:27] NARRATOR/I     Let it begin! SIGN    Ice cream SIGN    Yamane's Intense Summer for His Stomach [01:29] [SONG] SIGN     Sweets Shoppe Mitsuya SIGN    Oden [01:30] MARUKO     "Yamane's Intense Summer for His Stomach." [01:36] TAMAE     Daruma-san has fallen... down! [01:41] MARUKO     Oops. [01:44] TAMAE     Ah, so good! [01:46] MARUKO     It's even better since we sweated a lot. [01:49] YAMANE     Kosugi-kun, if you would. [01:50] KOSUGI     Sure. [01:52] KOSUGI     Give me a sec. [01:53] KOSUGI     I'll warm it right up. [01:57] MARUKO     Having to drink warm juice on a day     like this must be tough, Yamane. [02:03] YAMANE     It's not tough at all. [02:05] YAMANE     I do it because I want to. [02:07] YAMANE     I'm gonna be a man with strong     stomach, like Jo Michiru. [02:11] TAMAE     Huh? Jo Michiru has a strong stomach? [02:15] YAMANE     Michiru is so healthy and shines like a star. [02:19] YAMANE     His stomach must be healthy and sparkly too! [02:23] MICHIRU/I     Take a look at my insides [02:28] MICHIRU/I     It's the color of happiness [02:34] MARUKO     Now that you mention it, you're right. [02:36] TAMAE     He does feel healthy and strong. [02:38] KOSUGI     Here you go. [02:39] KOSUGI     Order up for one lukewarm juice     that's gentle on your tummy! [02:43] YAMANE     Thanks. [02:44] YAMANE     It's amazing, it's almost more     warm than just lukewarm. [02:48] MARUKO     You're like a hot water bag. [02:50] KOSUGI     Yamane, whenever you need your     juice to be lukewarm, I'm your man. [02:54] KOSUGI     You can use my belly whenever you need! [02:57] YAMANE     Yes, thank you. [02:59] YAMANE'S MOM     Tsuyoshi, food is ready. [03:02] YAMANE'S MOM     Look, "not-so-cold" noodle. [03:05] YAMANE     "Not-so-cold" noodle? [03:07] YAMANE'S MOM     I heated up the noodles and the sauce. [03:09] YAMANE'S MOM     And here is a "not-chilled" tofu. [03:14] YAMANE     "Not-chilled" tofu... [03:16] YAMANE     But this is boiled tofu. [03:18] YAMANE'S MOM     That is what it is, but if we call it     boiled tofu on a hot day like this, [03:23] YAMANE'S MOM     it gets too hot, you know? [03:26] NARRATOR/I     The next day... [03:30] TOMOZOU     Oh, Maruko. Welcome home. [03:32] MARUKO     I'm back. [03:34] MARUKO     My gosh, how tiring from     so early in the morning. [03:36] MARUKO     Because of the morning radio     calisthenics at school, [03:39] MARUKO     I don't get any break during summer break. [03:41] TOMOZOU     Elementary school kids have it hard too. [03:43] MARUKO     All I want to do is sleep in. [03:45] MARUKO     I can't take it! [03:47] TOMOZOU     "I want to sleep in." [03:50] TOMOZOU     Only young ones can say those words. [03:52] MARUKO     Really?! Is that true? [03:54] TOMOZOU     When you get old, you can't stay     asleep too long, so you wake up. [03:58] MARUKO     Is that so? [03:59] TOMOZOU     Being able to sleep endlessly is the     specialty reserved for the youth. [04:03] TOMOZOU     You can oversleep only when you are young. [04:05] TOMOZOU     So Maruko, go head and oversleep     all you want while you can! [04:09] MARUKO     Okay! [04:11] NARRATOR/I     Lazy Maruko needs no invitation to oversleep. [04:17] MARUKO     Yamane? [04:19] YAMANE     Oh, Sakura. [04:20] YAMANE     Good morning. [04:22] TOMOZOU     Morning, Yamane-kun. [04:23] TOMOZOU     Going jogging in the morning? [04:25] TOMOZOU     What a healthy, wonderful habit. [04:28] YAMANE     Oh no, I'm afraid I'm not healthy yet. [04:32] MARUKO     Yamane is striving to become a     man of strong stomach, right? [04:36] YAMANE     Yeah. That's why I'm running in the morning     and the evening for stomach health. [04:40] TOMOZOU     My word! You run twice     a day for your stomach? [04:44] TOMOZOU     That's impressive. [04:46] YAMANE     Thank you very much. [04:48] YAMANE     See you! [04:51] TOMOZOU     How commendable of him to     work so hard for his stomach. [04:56] TOMOZOU     I wish there's something I could     do to help that young man. [05:02] NARRATOR/I     That afternoon... SIGN    Ink [05:06] MARUKO     What should I write? [05:08] TOMOZOU     We're doing this to cheer up     and support Yamane-kun. [05:11] TOMOZOU     It should be something that motivates     him to do his best for his stomach. [05:19] MARUKO     How about this one? [05:22] MARUKO     Tada! What do you think? SIGN    Run through!     Yamane!! [05:24] TOMOZOU     "Run through! Yamane!!" huh? [05:26] TOMOZOU     That's beautiful. [05:28] TOMOZOU     It made me want to run along with Yamane-kun. [05:32] MARUKO     Yay! [05:37] TOMOZOU     Well, then I shall write, "stomach spirit." [05:42] MARUKO     What does it mean? [05:44] TOMOZOU     It means to pour out your spirit and     do your best for your stomach. [05:48] MARUKO     Wow, that's fantastic. [05:54] TOMOZOU     Oh, there goes Yamane-kun. [05:55] TOMOZOU     Hooray, hooray, Yamane! SIGN    Run through! Yamane!!      Stomach Spirit [05:59] TOMOZOU     Go, go, Yamane! [06:03] YAMANE     Sakura. Even your grandfather... [06:05] YAMANE     Thank you so much. [06:07] TOMOZOU     Run through it, Yamane-kun. [06:09] YAMANE     Yes! [06:10] YAMANE     Did you make these for me? [06:11] MARUKO     Yup! Grandpa and I wrote it. [06:14] YAMANE     It's amazing. SIGN    Stomach     Spirit [06:18] YAMANE     Sakura. [06:19] MARUKO     What's up? SIGN    Run through! Yamane!!      Stomach Spirit [06:21] YAMANE     Please forgive me for asking you this     despite your effort, but what does it say? [06:26] YAMANE     I can't read these letters. SIGN    Stomach     Spirit SIGN    Sakura [06:31] MARUKO     I didn't write that. [06:34] TOMOZOU     Shocked! [06:39] YAMANE     You even had water ready for me. [06:42] YAMANE     You've done so much. I really appreciate it. [06:45] TOMOZOU     My pleasure. [06:46] YAMANE     Ah, nice and cool! [06:49] TOMOZOU     It was especially hot today, right? [06:51] YAMANE     Yes! [06:53] YAMANE     Michiru, thanks to Sakura,     I think I can finish strong. [06:58] MARUKO     That's Jo Michiru. [07:00] TOMOZOU     He's a handsome guy who will     look good by the beach. [07:03] TOMOZOU     He looks nice and cool,     standing in the ocean breeze. [07:07] YAMANE     Doesn't he? [07:08] YAMANE     So on a day like today where there's no     wind, I look at this and get energy from him. [07:14] YAMANE     Ideally, it would be amazing if     I could run with Michiru by the beach. [07:20] YAMANE     Feeling the ocean breeze on our     cheeks... I can only dream! [07:23] YAMANE     It must feel nice. [07:25] MARUKO     Ah yes, the ocean breeze is the best. [07:28] MARUKO     The beach would be nice. I haven't     had the chance to go this year yet. [07:32] YAMANE     I don't think I can go this     year, since my father is busy. [07:37] TOMOZOU     Is that so? That's too bad. [07:40] YAMANE     Must be nice. [07:42] MARUKO     Must be nice. [07:44] TOMOZOU     Then, shall I bring Maruko     and Yamane-kun to the beach? [07:49] MARUKO     Wait, will you? [07:50] TOMOZOU     Yamane-kun, you should     go running at the beach. [07:53] TOMOZOU     I'm sure you'll have a refreshing time. [07:56] TOMOZOU     Maruko, how about you go     swimming at the beach? [07:59] MARUKO     Yay! [08:01] TOMOZOU     Yamane-kun, please ask your parents if it's     okay for you to go to the beach with us. [08:06] YAMANE     Okay! [08:08] NARRATOR/I     A few days later... [08:10] TOMOZOU     The bus will be here soon. SIGN    Bus [08:12] MARUKO     Yay! [08:13] MARUKO     Let's go to the beach! [08:15] MARUKO     Go, go, go... [08:17] MARUKO     Hm? Yamane, are you okay? [08:19] YAMANE     Yeah, since I'm running at the beach today, [08:22] YAMANE     I had a tad bit bigger breakfast than usual. [08:26] YAMANE     And then, my stomach... [08:28] YAMANE     But we have to get on the bus... [08:31] TOMOZOU     We can always take the next bus. [08:34] TOMOZOU     The priority is for you to feel better. [08:37] YAMANE     I'm okay! This is nothing. [08:40] MARUKO     But... [08:41] YAMANE     My stomach, don't you give     up with something like this! [08:44] MARUKO     Yamane. [08:45] TOMOZOU     Yamane-kun, remember the stomach spirit! [08:48] YAMANE     Okay. [08:51] YAMANE/I     Bear with it. Please. [08:54] YAMANE/I     Come on! You can do this, my stomach! [09:02] YAMANE     No, I can't! Sorry, I need the restroom! SIGN    Restroom [09:09] MARUKO     I hope Yamane is okay. SIGN    Irie Shopping Street [09:13] YAMANE     I can't even handle a     slightly bigger breakfast. [09:18] YAMANE     My stomach hasn't gotten any stronger. [09:21] MARUKO     There are days like that, Yamane. [09:23] MARUKO     Don't take it too hard. [09:25] TOMOZOU     That's right, Yamane-kun. [09:27] TOMOZOU     Worrying too much about your     stomach is bad for your stomach. [09:31] YAMANE     Yes... [09:32] TOMOZOU     Not to worry! [09:33] TOMOZOU     I'll take you to the beach again! [09:36] YAMANE     But... [09:37] MARUKO     Don't push yourself too hard. [09:39] MARUKO     We'll try again, okay? [09:42] KOSUGI     Oh! [09:43] MARUKO     Kosugi. [09:44] KOSUGI     Hey. [09:46] YAMANE     Kosugi-kun, would you please     eat my bento for me? [09:51] KOSUGI     What? Are you sure? [09:52] YAMANE     It's gently flavored for my stomach,     so you may find it too bland. [09:58] KOSUGI     Oh, I don't care about that. [10:00] KOSUGI     Thanks, I'll savor every bite! [10:02] YAMANE     That's great! [10:03] YAMANE     I'm planning on eating rice porridge at home, [10:06] YAMANE     so if you can finish it, I'd appreciate it. [10:08] KOSUGI     Lucky me! I never expected I'd     get to eat Yamane's bento. [10:12] KOSUGI     I'm glad I agreed to run my ma's     errand even though it was a pain. SIGN    Sakura [10:18] NARRATOR/I     That afternoon... [10:20] TOMOZOU     Eating bento like this is rather delightful. [10:23] MARUKO     Yes. Thank you for the meal! [10:26] MARUKO     Hey Grandpa, let's play pretend beach. [10:29] TOMOZOU     Okay! [10:30] MARUKO     Close your eyes. [10:32] MARUKO     We're at the beach! The sky is blue! [10:36] MARUKO     Splash! Splash! [10:38] MARUKO     Squawk! Squawk! Squawk! [10:41] MARUKO     Squawk! Squawk! Squawk! [10:41] TOMOZOU     Oh, the seagulls are at the beach. [10:43] MARUKO     Correct. [10:45] MARUKO     Splash... Splash... Splash! [10:50] TOMOZOU     Wow, this is amazing, Maruko! [10:53] TOMOZOU     It feels like we're actually at the beach! [10:55] MARUKO     Really?! [10:58] MARUKO     Here comes the sea breeze... [11:03] MARUKO     Here it is! [11:04] TOMOZOU     Ah, wonderful! [11:06] TOMOZOU     It's the real sea breeze. [11:08] MARUKO     Let's get into the water. [11:11] MARUKO     Splash! [11:12] TOMOZOU     Splash! [11:15] MARUKO     Let's swim. [11:17] MARUKO     Crawl. [11:20] MARUKO     Doggy paddle. [11:22] TOMOZOU     Woof, woof! [11:23] TOMOZOU     Woof, woof! Woof, woof! [11:24] SUMIRE     Maruko, have some barley tea. [11:24] MARUKO     Let's swim... Breaststroke! [11:27] SUMIRE     What are you doing? [11:30] KOSUGI     Your bento was great. [11:32] KOSUGI     Thanks a lot. [11:33] KOSUGI     And this... Here we go. [11:36] KOSUGI     It's a thank-you from my ma and me. [11:39] KOSUGI     You like your juice lukewarm, right? [11:41] YAMANE     Yes, thank you. [11:43] KOSUGI     Take care of your stomach! [11:45] NARRATOR/I     Even though he couldn't run on the beach,     Kosugi's kindness warmed Yamane's heart. SIGN    Good Business SIGN    Safe & Peaceful      Family SIGN    Fortune SIGN    Road Safety SIGN    Ice cream SIGN    Oden SIGN    Female Ninja Maruko Goes to Monster Castle [12:00] [SONG] SIGN (black and white)     Sweets Shoppe Mitsuya [12:01] MARUKO     "Female Ninja Maruko Goes to Monster Castle." [12:07] NARRATOR/I     Once upon a time, there lived a family     of ninja in the province of Suruga. [12:17] MARUKO     Ninja art of camouflage. [12:24] MARUKO     Ouch! [12:25] SUMIRE     You're ten years too early     to try and sneak up behind me. [12:28] MARUKO     Oh boy... [12:33] HIROSHI     Maruko is still half baked. [12:35] MARUKO     That's not true. [12:37] MARUKO     I'm a full-fledged kunoichi, you know. [12:40] NARRATOR/I     "Kunoichi" means a female ninja. [12:44] NARRATOR/I     The kanji letter of "woman" is a     combination of, "ku," "no," and "ichi," SIGN    Woman SIGN    Ku                              No                                   Ichi [12:49] NARRATOR/I     which is said to be the origin of why     a female ninja is called a kunoichi. [12:53] MARUKO     And yet, my shurikens are     made of origami paper. [12:57] SUMIRE     She practices throwing them every day,     so maybe she's ready to use real ones? [13:04] HIROSHI     By practice, you mean... [13:06] (Flashback) HIROSHI     Listen, Maruko. [13:08] (Flashback) HIROSHI     Try and hit this target. [13:09] (Flashback) HIROSHI     Aim well. [13:11] (Flashback) MARUKO     Okay. [13:14] (Flashback) MARUKO     There, there, there! [13:18] (Flashback) HIROSHI     Hey, Maruko! [13:19] (Flashback) HIROSHI     Where do you think you're aiming at? [13:21] (Flashback) MARUKO     Sorry, my bad! [13:23] HIROSHI     I couldn't possibly trust her with     real ones; it's too dangerous. [13:28] MARUKO     Why not?! [13:30] MARUKO     My sword is made of bamboo, no less. [13:32] MARUKO     This is just a children's toy. [13:34] NARRATOR/I     And you are unmistakably a child. [13:37] HIROSHI     Do you really want real ninja tools? [13:41] MARUKO     I do. [13:42] HIROSHI     Then I have a condition. [13:44] MARUKO     What is it? [13:45] HIROSHI     You know the deserted castle     on the outskirts of the town? [13:49] MARUKO     Huh? You mean the monster castle? [13:52] HIROSHI     That's right. [13:53] HIROSHI     And there's a rumor that treasures     are hidden inside that castle. [13:59] HIROSHI     If you bring back the treasures, I'll     acknowledge you as a full-fledged kunoichi. [14:04] MARUKO     Seriously? Even though there     may be monsters there? [14:08] HIROSHI     If you can use ninja arts properly,     you shouldn't be scared of monsters. [14:13] TOMOZOU     Then I, Sakura Tomozou, shall help you! [14:17] TOMOZOU     Any objections, Hiroshi? [14:19] HIROSHI     You're not gonna be any help     anyhow, so sure, why not? [14:23] MARUKO     You will, Grandpa?! [14:26] TOMOZOU     Maruko! [14:41] MARUKO     So that's the monster castle. [14:43] TOMOZOU     It's creepy. [14:45] MARUKO     Let's go, Grandpa. [14:47] TOMOZOU     Yes, lets, Maruko. [14:50] MARUKO     Ninja art of flying squirrel. [14:58] MARUKO     Huh? What are those? [15:01] TOMOZOU     Will-o'-wisps! [15:03] MARUKO     What?! [15:15] MARUKO     Grandpa, are you okay? [15:17] MARUKO     Are you hurt? [15:18] TOMOZOU     Somehow, I'm fine. [15:20] TOMOZOU     Maruko, how about you? [15:22] MARUKO     Yes, I'm okay. [15:24] TOMOZOU     We've managed to sneak in. [15:27] MARUKO     But this castle creeps me out. [15:30] MARUKO     Maybe there really are monsters here. [15:33] TOMOZOU     There were will-o'-wisps, so most likely. [15:36] MARUKO     Shall we go home? [15:38] TOMOZOU     Good idea. [15:40] MARUKO/TOMOZOU     Stealthily, silently, walking on tiptoe... [15:44] MARUKO/TOMOZOU     Stealthily, silently— [15:46] MARUKO     S-Stop. I see someone! [15:51] TOMOZOU     It doesn't seem like a monster. [15:53] TOMOZOU     Shall we ask where the exit is? [15:55] MARUKO     Okay. [15:56] TOMOZOU     Excuse me. [15:58] NAKANO     Y-Yes?! [16:02] MARUKO/TOMOZOU     A monster! [16:07] MARUKO     Wh-Wh-Wh-What was that?! [16:09] TOMOZOU     He's a no-face! [16:11] MARUKO     I knew there would be monsters! [16:16] MARUKO     There's another one. [16:17] TOMOZOU     Are you also a monster, sister? [16:21] NOGUCHI     Can I help you, mister? [16:24] MARUKO     Is it snow that's flurrying around her? [16:27] TOMOZOU     Do you happen to be a snow woman? [16:30] NOGUCHI     That's right, I am a snow woman. [16:33] NOGUCHI     I can freeze anything with my breath. [16:36] MARUKO/TOMOZOU     Holy smoke! [16:38] NOGUCHI     No it's not, it's icy breath. [16:41] MARUKO/TOMOZOU     Huh? [16:51] NOGUCHI     Man, my breath is lukewarm since it's summer. [16:55] MARUKO     Grandpa, now's our chance. [16:57] TOMOZOU     Let's run! [17:02] MARUKO/TOMOZOU     No face! [17:07] MARUKO/TOMOZOU     Snow woman! [17:10] MARUKO     Wh-What do we do? [17:12] TOMOZOU     Maruko, a pond! [17:14] TOMOZOU     Let's just jump into it for now! [17:16] MARUKO     Got it! [17:17] TOMOZOU     Ninja art of water escape! [17:32] TOMOZOU     That was close! [17:34] MARUKO     We're safe for now. [17:37] MARUKO/TOMOZOU     A kappa?! [17:39] YAMADA     Hey, do you want to play sumo with me? [17:42] NARRATOR/I     Kappa is a monster who likes to play sumo. [17:46] YAMADA     Are you ready? Go! [17:52] YAMADA     You've got to help me! [17:54] YAMADA     I can't swim! [17:55] MARUKO     What? Even though you're a kappa? [17:58] TOMOZOU     That's one silly kappa. [18:01] MARUKO     I'm sorry, but help yourself with this! [18:04] TOMOZOU     Sorry! [18:12] MARUKO     We ended up in front of the castle?! [18:14] NAKANO     E-Excuse me! [18:16] NAKANO     Please wait! [18:18] NOGUCHI     Hold on, hold on! [18:20] YAMADA     I want you to wait! [18:22] MARUKO/TOMOZOU     They found us! [18:29] FUJIKI     Wh-Who are you?! Intruders! [18:31] MARUKO     Is she also a monster? [18:34] TOMOZOU     Um, she looks like a normal human. [18:41] MARUKO     Her neck is getting longer... [18:43] TOMOZOU     L-L-L-Long-neck woman! [18:48] FUJIKI     I can't get it any longer than this... [18:51] MARUKO     Your neck isn't that long. [18:54] TOMOZOU     Are you really a long-neck woman? [18:57] FUJIKI     It's my complex! Please don't point it out! [19:01] NAKANO     We're so sorry to bother you again. [19:04] MARUKO     You guys don't know when to give up! [19:06] TOMOZOU     You monsters! [19:09] NAKANO     P-Please wait! [19:13] TOMOZOU     Th-There is... [19:14] MARUKO     ...a face?! [19:15] NAKANO     We don't mean to cause you any harm! [19:21] MARUKO     Half-fledged monsters? [19:24] NAKANO     Y-Yes. [19:26] NAKANO     For some reason, even though I was born     to a family of no face, I have a face! [19:35] NAKANO     Snow woman doesn't do well in summer     and can't produce freezing breath. [19:40] NAKANO     And Kappa isn't good at swimming,     even though he's a kappa. [19:46] NAKANO     Long-neck woman can only     elongate her neck this much. [19:51] FUJIKI     Oh boy... [19:52] NAKANO     Monsters' job is to scare humans. [19:57] NAKANO     But we're not scary at all. [20:00] FUJIKI     That's why we live secretly in     an abandoned castle like this. [20:05] MARUKO     I had no idea. [20:07] TOMOZOU     It's rather sad to hear. [20:09] MARUKO     Right. But all I can say is good luck. [20:12] TOMOZOU     By the way, Maruko. [20:13] TOMOZOU     Don't you need to find the treasures? [20:15] MARUKO     You're right! [20:16] MARUKO     Hey, is it true that treasures     are hidden in this castle? [20:20] NAKANO     Treasures? [20:22] MARUKO     Yes. I have to bring them home. [20:26] NAKANO     Do you know of any treasures? [20:28] NOGUCHI     No idea. No idea. [20:30] YAMADA     I don't know, either. [20:32] FUJIKI     Maybe they're talking about that. [20:35] MARUKO     Which is? [20:37] MARUKO     Huh? This is the treasure? [20:40] FUJIKI     I found this in the secret     chamber the other day. [20:43] NAKANO     N-No way! [20:46] NAKANO     Th-This is a legendary crystal ball     that increases your magical power [20:51] NAKANO     and helps you become a full-fledged monster! [20:53] ALL     What?! [20:55] NOGUCHI     So it really does exist. [21:32] NAKANO     N-Now we can live as full-fledged monsters. [21:37] MARUKO     Don't scare people too much. [21:40] TOMOZOU     Be well! [21:41] NAKANO     Thank you very much! Take care! [21:42] FUJIKI     Bye! See you! [21:45] TOMOZOU     We couldn't bring back     the treasure, after all. [21:49] MARUKO     But it would make no sense for us     to become full-fledged monsters. [21:54] NARRATOR/I     And thus, the problem of the     monster castle was solved. [21:58] NARRATOR/I     However, since Maruko didn't     bring back the treasure, [21:59] MARUKO     Real ninja tools... I want     to use real ninja tools! [22:01] NARRATOR/I     she will have to wait until she     can use real ninja tools. [22:07] MARUKO     Oh boy... SIGN    Good Business SIGN    Safe & Peaceful      Family SIGN    Fortune SIGN    Road Safety SIGN    Next Time [22:15] MARUKO     We went on an excursion, [22:17] MARUKO     but nothing good came of it.      Even the bicycle chain came off. [22:21] MARUKO     I should have stayed home [22:22] MARUKO     and read the really scary book on     curses I borrowed from Noguchi-san. [22:26] MARUKO     Next time on Chibi Maruko-chan: [22:27] MARUKO     "Maruko and Big Sis Go on a     Bicycle Excursion," and SIGN    Maruko and Big Sis Go on a Bicycle Excursion Maruko is Scared but Wants to Read [22:30] MARUKO     "Maruko is Scared but Wants to Read." [22:33] MARUKO     Look forward to it!